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and welcome everybody to another holiday themed episode of Fried Rice Podcast. I am your host,

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Andy Rice, let's get fried. With me, as always, it's Brennan. Shippley, up to Boston.

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Hello everybody. That was him coughing. How did you not go Christmas themed? This is a regular Fried Rice episode.

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But it's still a Christmas episode. We're just Fried Rice reviewing a Christmas movie. If you want our Christmas themed magic,

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you listen to our 8 to 12 crazy nights at Christmas coming up in about a week or so. However many we did.

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And that was, as always, Brennan, he starts us off with the bong rip so you can hear the coughing. It's real.

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It's real authentic coughing. With us as always, it is Michael Walt Disney's final words on this planet were

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Michael Larson is the future of entertainment, Larson. Everybody. And that comes from a story Brennan was telling us about Walt Disney.

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Kurt Russell. Of the movie we watched, Kurt Russell. Yeah. What was the story? He said Kurt Russell is the future of entertainment.

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Kurt Russell is the future of Disney. That's a crazy thing to say. Was there a movie they just finished at the time?

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No, I think he was still young. I think he did some sort of show. There was something early on in his career that he did.

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And Walt Disney was like, no, he's it. He's the one. He's the chosen one. And I mean, shit, look at him now. He wasn't wrong.

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He wasn't wrong. So many great movies. So your final words are going to be Wyatt Russell is the future of entertainment?

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Maybe. I mean, my child's name is Wyatt. Now, Wyatt Russell, as we all know, I think is most famously today known as Evil Captain America.

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The U.S. soldier is what the name of that guy is called. But he stars in this really cool, really interesting comedy drama called The Lodge.

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Oh, that is fantastic. I love that show. Did you watch that one, Brendan? It's only like one or two. It's like one or two seasons.

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But I it blew my mind when I realized that was his Wyatt Russell, that it was a Kurt Russell son, because I didn't see it at first.

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But they look a lot alike. Yeah. Well, I think as you a soldier, he looks a lot like his dad in the lodge.

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He plays like a beach bum and he's got the long hair and the ball and beard does not look like his dad.

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Like I thought he was just a just his own. He's honestly a good blend of both of them. Oh, is he Goldie Hawn as well?

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I think he's Goldie Hawn's. I thought he was Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell. Well, they've been together for 30 years.

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So, I mean, like maybe they've been together 30 something years. 83, I think. Yeah. So why Russell?

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Yeah, that's 40 something years. Yeah. But I will say the Lodge. Still not married. The Lodge. Still not married.

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If you haven't seen that, it's it's great. Just beach bum.

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He goes into like a Shriner's Lodge or like a Moose Lodge and he ends up like discovering some secret stuff.

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And it's cool. It's like. But it's on Hulu. Yeah.

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Just check that one out if you if you like why Russell also with his dad on.

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What is the show that they're both on? Kurt and Wyatt Russell on Apple TV.

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Oh, I don't know. No, it's great. It's the Godzilla show. I just can't remember the name of it.

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You're talking about eight. It's the name of the monarch. That's what it is.

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It's the name of the agency. I haven't seen that one either. It's a fantastic show. Yeah.

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I'm so far behind on everything. But yet.

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So before we get into because we're all anxious to dive into this movie because this was a new one for all three of us,

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which does not happen very often on the show that not because typically one of us has recommended the movie.

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Now, this recommendation came specifically from two girls that we are friends with.

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We actually took one of our movies off and added this. Yeah.

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This was going to be the Santa Claus movies.

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I mean, I was going to force these dudes to watch all three, the Santa Claus is and the show and the show and then home improvement,

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Christmas episodes and Last Man Standing Christmas episodes and his brand new one with Kat Dennings,

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where he plays a boomer like Maga Dad, I think.

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Grandpa, I'm not sure what the vibe is, but Kat Dennings moves in with him with her kids and he's a he's a living.

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I think you're describing a poor news. No, no, no. It's a new thing. I saw a trailer for it.

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It's Kat Dennings is having having not spoken to her father for many years down on her luck,

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shows up with her semi grown teenage to child children and make and now they live with Grandpa, who's Tim Allen, who's a

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what's just another variation of the same show. Basically stick with what works.

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Yeah. Yeah. Basically, it'd be like if home improvement, if he had gotten divorced or she died and he's now living alone.

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But one of the kids is that J.T.T. comes back having not spoken to him because they had political differences.

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It's been 20 years and now he comes to move in with that's where he works at like a outdoor store.

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No, that is Last Man Standing. So he has exactly the same show.

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That's what Mike's making the point of home improvement, Last Man Standing and now whatever this one's called.

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Going to be all the same. You mean Kat and they're all great.

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I mean, I can't really. Yeah, they're all great. Yeah. Well, because Tim Allen, he's got he knows what he's doing when it comes to sitcom dad, sitcom grandpa.

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He's like legit. Yeah. But yeah. OK. So the what are we smoking section we like to do here.

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I work today. We're doing jelly breath. It's Mendo breath crossed with dositos. It's an indica.

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I just got to say if I was doing a marketing for anything, I don't think anything breath is really great.

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Yeah. The thing is, is I'm interested to see where the future takes us, where we're going to get more uniform stuff.

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So like alcohol back in the day, I'm sure went out before we had you go to the store and there's your Budweiser, your cores and whatever the set brands that have taken over the monopoly of the beer companies.

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You would probably go and it would just be like, yeah, these beers were crafted by somebody local.

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Yeah, this is Bob's beer. This is, you know, Mike's beers, whatever, which is kind of funny that we've gone full circle with that and have come back to that.

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Because now it's beers, small craft beers where it's at. It's better than those big brands.

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Now, you say better flavor. You say better. I want to circle back to that in just a second, because I don't want to lose my train of thought on this one.

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Support the little guy. But real quick, before we get into if it's a professional craft beer, I'd say it's better. Yeah.

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If you go to one of those make your own beer places, which a girlfriend of mine at one point took me to where you go and you make your own beer, you mix all the ingredients together.

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And then you come back X amount of weeks later. Yeah, you come back weeks later. OK, that's what I'm trying to figure out.

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And you and they give you a bottle with like a custom label. They give you like a 12 pack or 24 pack. My wife, that's cool.

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My wife one year for Christmas got me a kit, make your own home brew kit. Interesting. I never did it. It ended up expiring. All my yeast and everything expired.

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I'm kind of bummed I didn't because I wanted to. Do you still have the kit? No, I threw it away.

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Because there's probably parts of the kit you could have used if you just replaced the yeast or whatever. I could I could have used the whole bucket itself and all that stuff it came with.

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But you had to get your own bottles and things like that to bottle it up and then store it, you know, in a cooler, dark environment for however long it needs to activate the yeast and alcohol.

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That's why you there's this place did it professionally. It was like one of those date places like go on a date, get yourself a Bavarian pretzel, get some of their beers and then make your own beer.

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It's like a fun to bring into that those automatic second date. Yeah, because you got to go back to pick up the beer. Yeah. Now, later. Yeah.

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Weeks. Yeah, I think it was like maybe six weeks later or whatever. But the beer we got that we made awful. I don't know what we fucked up.

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I don't know what we did, but it was gross beer. Not very good. We tried to make a heft, but it just wasn't. Yeah. See, I wanted to I wanted to make my beer and I wanted to add weed to it.

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Use it. That was my plan. But yeah, of course, I was lazy. And then also we had a new baby. So why does it that is just what we did.

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We did use beer. Yeah. Laganitas, one of the bigger craft brands now was talking about doing that at one point.

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And, you know, because hops and weed are related. Right. So, like, naturally, those flavors go together well.

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But I don't know if they ever really did. I don't know if they ever followed through with it. Maybe it's maybe they're still working on the legality of THC or something.

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They should be able to do no problem with the CBD. Yeah. There's so many good ideas that are being demonstrated.

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I thought of one called the Cannabis and it's a party bus where they lock off the inside. You get to smoke weed on your way to wherever you're going. I think they have those like tours.

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They have tours in Denver. But I was thinking like L.A. to Vegas. Three hours. You smoke TVs. You're smoking the whole way.

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And then you go to and then takes you back home the next day or whatever. And it's like a full drivers in a hermetically sealed hermetically sealed environment.

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It can't get high. Yeah. Window at the front. Yeah. No. But my point I was making about the we're still in the we're still in the infancy, the wild west of weed. Right.

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It's now being it's now legal in certain states right now. More and more places. Right.

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But we don't have that universal thing like you said. Mendo breath crossed with dositos.

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You know, like this one is donut shop and this is what is this? Holy moly. Cross with gelato. This one's your right.

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OK. We're buying the same brand now. So it's like yeah. And then like white cherry cross with gelato is white cherry gelato. I mean, they're all 20 years.

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Am I going to go to Wal-Mart? Well, they'll have a weed section because it's going to be next to the alcohol.

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When I go to the weed section of Wal-Mart, that'll always be behind the counter like cigarettes. So yeah, sure.

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OK. But when I go to purchase it, when I go to purchase my my five pack of weed, a pack of joints, pack of joints.

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Right. When I'm surprised the big tobacco companies haven't started trying to know they are.

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They're just waiting. They have to be. They have to be more borough. They want to be nationwide.

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They're going to wait till it's legal everywhere. But they will. That's what the federal government drops it, which they say they're going to.

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That's when they'll be like, all right, everywhere. Then, yeah, they'll make more borough and all those other companies.

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They just start infusing their regular cigarettes. Yeah.

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But when I go buy those, am I going to get like Obama skull fuck or am I going to get like like goat goat terrorist or something like there's some names that I've seen for weed that are absolutely.

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These are just people making shit up, obviously, because they made a strain that's not quite like another strain. So like, I'm just going to call this, I don't know, Hillary Clinton's a bitch or whatever.

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Right. Because that's like they'll do stuff like that. They'll make it so that you have to market to a certain genre.

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Yeah, it would blow my mind if there's not already Trump weed somewhere.

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There of course there's Trump weed. There's probably Biden weed. But like it's.

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We don't get you so high. You'll forget everything. Yeah.

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Biden. Biden. Yeah. You'll forget you're president. Make you real sleepy.

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Make you real sleepy. Very, very strong.

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Indica. Yeah. But Kamala Harris, sleepy Joe. Yeah. Kamala Harris weed straight sativa. Straight sativa.

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That shit will get you talking. It'll wake your ass up. You'll talk about everything.

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Which is. It's got Adderall sprinkled over the top. A little Adderall sprinkled, which is great.

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Which is kind of what I want in a president is I want that high energy, that cocaine energy that you get.

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And then the Trump weed would just be like, I don't even know.

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It'll make you see things. It'll make you feel great. Yeah.

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Give you confidence. But it'll financially ruin you. Potentially. It's so expensive.

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It's. And it'll be a five pack, but there will only be three in there.

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For two hundred dollars. It'll promise you five. Yeah.

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Well, we'll see what happens in the future. Maybe the five pack of Donald Trump weed will be better.

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But but I hope like it's just going to be such a weird change.

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Twenty years, ten years, however long it takes to be like, all right, I want to Marlboro when it's truly commercial.

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Twenty pack. It's going to cost like, you know, however, however much.

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And the thing, though, I'm afraid to bring the price down.

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We'll bring the price down. Here's what I'm afraid of, though.

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Right now, we have people who are trying to make the best quality stuff so that they stand out from the competition.

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What happens when fucking Marlboro just is like, all right, here we go.

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We have strong, light and medium. Start growing your own.

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It'll well, no, they'll still be weed shops.

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It will be it will be the equivalent of McDonald's or the chilies or whatever.

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McDonald's versus a fancy restaurant.

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It'll it'll just be you'll go to get what you want.

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You might go to a weed store.

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But when you're just out on the road going to do some, you might just grab a pack just to have Marlboro.

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Or like you can go to you can go liquor store, get two bucks, chuck some wine or you can go to a winery and get one hundred eighty dollar bottle.

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That's fire, fire quality. People took care of these grapes for a long time.

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Well, that's if you believe in the. Yeah.

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The sanctity of wine.

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Don't get me wrong. I love to book. Chuck, that's it's good.

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Yeah, I have I have wine.

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I have I have bought some bottles of wine and I honestly said.

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But I'm going to tell you, there is not a better wine than Mad Dog Strawberry Wine.

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Mad Dog 2020 Strawberry is some good shit.

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I don't know what anybody says.

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I don't care what anyone says.

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I don't even know that is that considered wine. It is, isn't it?

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It's the boxed wine. Yeah, no, not boxed. It's the bottle.

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Some boxed wine isn't bad.

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I mean, I've had the thing is like most wine tastes the same to me.

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Yeah, well, a lot of wine tastes the same.

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But they you know what? They've debunked.

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There's different ones like there's definitely drier wines.

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Oh, no, there's different. Yeah.

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Like whites and reds are definitely different.

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Oh, I'm not saying every wine tastes the same.

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I'm sorry. Like most red blends taste the same as most red blends.

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Most Cabernet's taste the same.

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Most Seminyon tastes the most or not.

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I don't think so. Yeah. But the most.

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What was going to say? The other one I've tried.

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I mostly do reds. Yeah.

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There's a huge difference between a Cabernet and a port.

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Both reds. Sure. You know, ports going to be a lot more bitter,

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a lot higher alcohol content. I just get a blend for the most part.

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Yeah. Because Sherry cooking Sherry.

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Yeah, that shit's strong. Strong.

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It don't taste very good. But it's but like we were in Korea,

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for example, in Korea when I was in Korea, we went to a strawberry farm

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and they made their own strawberry wine. Oh, that's cool.

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Oh, it was amazing. But you can't bring it over here. No.

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I know my dad went to Greece.

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He he brought back I think it's called Reiki is what he said it was called.

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And it's basically like they take they take the grapes that they use

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to squish to make the wine and they take those to their pulp

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and they ferment that pulp into a hard liquor.

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So it's like a vodka. I think I've heard of Reiki and it's close to

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a man I hate when my brain does this. Don't get old people.

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No, the Saki. It's like moon Saki.

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Reiki and Saki are very similar. Yeah. It's like it was like moonshine.

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It was strong, but it was delicious. Rice wine. Rice wine. Yeah.

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We just make wine out of anything.

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You're seeing strawberry wine. You think there's grape wine.

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There's anything that ferments. Yeah.

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After you make it technically, eventually like I think it's like high fruits

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that you can ferment. Yeah.

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A lot of sugar and wine. Yeah.

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Like absolutely. Oh, probably one exists. Yeah.

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Interesting. Does do apples for sangria wines.

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Interesting. I've had sangria. Is that pomegranate wine?

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I think sangria is sweet. Sangria is all a bunch of mixtures of fruit.

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Yeah, it's sweet.

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When I went to Running with the Bulls in Spain, Paplona,

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they give you, well they don't give you, buy one, but sack these like

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pouches you wear around your neck, full of sangria, and the people just,

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you go to the party street and you just squirt it into each other's mouths

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and get all fucked up. Wait, you get drunk at Nenro with the bulls?

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Well, no, that's the party night. OK, it's a different day.

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You wake up hungover the next day and then you stand in line with a bunch

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of people way. Are you getting like a big run with the bulls hungover?

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I did. I think that's even worse. It might be worse.

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Well, no, the worst part was looking around and seeing that every person

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there looked like they ran marathons for a living. They were all fucking

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in the best shape of their life. I looked down at my gut and I was just like,

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I'm going to die today because every one of them looks scared.

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You're in flip flops. Yeah.

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Luckily, I'm not a show my open my toes kind of guy. I had tennis shoes on.

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That was yeah, that was scary. But that was our I guess.

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What are we smoking? Yeah. Yeah.

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Oh, yeah. I didn't say what I brought. You know, you mentioned the donut shop,

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but I also brought some pre rolls from Claiborne Company.

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These are called their banana OG liquid diamond infused and they're delicious.

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Yeah. The buzzwords on the side here. Frosted diamond frosted terpene enhanced

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premium indoor full nug flower infused with liquid diamonds.

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I mean, this shit just sounds good. They know what they're doing.

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When it comes to camels. Yeah. Yeah.

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That's that's the equivalent of the little thing you break in the camel.

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You know, the camel crush. Yeah. It could be like camel crush.

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Well, I had that the other. Yeah. I'm thinking about we know I had those

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the other week. I had joints that had the camel crush technology.

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Those are good. Where you could change it from it was like cherry to cherry

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vanilla or something. Yeah. Yeah.

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Well, without further ado, let's jump into our Christmas movie

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that we watched this week for no particular reason.

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It's just a regular fried rice episode happened to cover Christmas.

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That's going to release in December. And yeah.

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So the Christmas Chronicles starring Kurt Russell, starring a couple of kids.

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But Brendan just told me one of their Goldie Hawn son.

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Fuck, I just forgot his name.

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Something Russell. Why? No, not why?

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Why didn't it? Oh, is he? I didn't notice him.

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It was Goldie Hawn son Hudson. Last name Hudson. Yeah.

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Oh, Oliver Hudson. Oliver Hudson. He was the dad. He's the dad.

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Yeah, the dad. He's only in it for like two minutes at the beginning.

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Yeah. My first note is this dad better not die. And then I put, damn it.

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Did you find it odd how they never like would say the word died?

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Yeah, but you could tell. I know. No, you can tell.

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But it was interesting because they just avoided the word. Yeah.

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Well, in the whole movie. In the whole movie, they kept saying they'd even go

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up to the sentence to the point where you'd say died and they would stop.

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Yeah. And dad. It was actually interesting. Yeah.

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But that was a good choice. My first note was where dad go.

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You go get cigarettes or milk?

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Nope. He went into a burning fire, which leads. I mean,

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I think that's what we led to believe. They don't really talk about.

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Oh, did they talk about it at one point? I watched both movies.

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So the second movie, they talk about it. Well, how he died. OK.

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But yeah, yeah. I was like, the one thing I don't want spoilers for the second.

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The first question you asked is like, yep, we're going to get some backstory on this.

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Great. Because I'm only halfway through the second one.

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Damn it. You already passed that point in the second one already.

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Yeah, you should be. You are. Oh, that's beginning.

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It's near the beginning. It's not the beginning, but it's in the first third of the movie.

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Yeah, I got you. First act. I think I know what you're talking about.

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So yeah, I put why are they OK, so we get the very cool.

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I think it's a great way to open up a movie where it's all the different Christmases on video.

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Kids growing up, great transitions. And then it's 2016 and they're still using the video camera.

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And I was like, you know, I don't think they would.

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I think at this point, someone to pull out a smartphone and start using that to record

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because they'd be able to upload it to the cloud and share with their family.

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Families are different. Families are different.

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You know, sometimes it gets to that point where they want the sentimental videotapes.

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Like, it's kind of it's cool to go back because like every now and again, I go to like we go to my parents' house

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and we have a bunch of those tapes, you know, and so like we had to get the camera working to the TV

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and like because the camera was breaking, so we had to fix it so we could watch the videos.

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And it's kind of just a fun time rewatching old family videos.

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And it comes from the dad who always wants to have everything videoed.

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And then the daughter continues with that. It's like a family tradition. Yeah.

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Yeah, no, I picked up on a lot of that.

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But I think that at the same time, I know that you're talking about these wonderful memories where it's

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like you're with your dad trying to figure out how to get the kids.

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All of mine with my kids are on my phone. Exactly. Yeah.

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And you can look at them at any time. Yes.

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Although I need to get a computer to start transferring the files to delete. Yeah.

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Yeah. I don't trust the cloud. No, yeah, I don't trust the cloud.

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And especially like me, I have random pictures of like a delivery I'll make and they're not home.

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When you leave it on the porch, I always take a picture, right?

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And forget to delete it. And then I'll remember to delete it.

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So like it's all like here's kids' pictures and then some porch with beats on it.

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Kids, kids, kids, pizza.

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You're really going into the Q conspiracy hard.

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If in your phone is just pictures of children and pizza.

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And pizza, yeah.

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They're like, wait a minute. He ordered. Look at this.

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It's a pepperoni will get you two white kids.

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Yeah.

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And then I do think that one of the sweetest moments is right up at the top where the brother is about to fuck up her entire world by saying Santa Claus doesn't exist.

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But instead he goes, oh, you still he's just like, oh, my God, I can't believe that you don't.

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And then he thinks about it for a second. He goes like, no, that you're never going to hang out with me or something like that.

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Like he's still a jerk. He says something.

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Good job, though, of that of that brother sister relationship, how they're fighting, but yet they still you can let each other care about each other.

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Yeah, they care about each other. But holy shit, he's a bad kid.

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He's really on that naughty list, bro.

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Stealing a car.

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She's the worst little spy because she's literally running around with a giant cam camcorder in 2016.

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So she'd be the most obvious person in the fucking world.

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But her target still didn't notice her. So that's OK.

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Yeah, he's even more oblivious. Yeah, she did good.

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It's a sad, hard family to watch, like in the beginning when they're all interacting with each other and the house isn't decorated and dad is dead and everything's just bad and they hate each other.

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And it's just not good. And I hope something changes this to make it better.

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And I put main girl is sympathetic. I don't want anything bad to happen to her because there's a moment where she like something.

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I think the mom or the daughter, the daughter, I was something like the daughter.

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I think the brother says something to her and I was like, hurt her.

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Like she's a sweet kid. She just wants her dad just died. She just wants the family to get together.

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She just wants Christmas. The mom I could tell was like exasperated or like exhausted and stuff.

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So it's just like, what are you going to do? And I put, this brother needs to die. That's harsh as fuck.

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I put that I put I know that's harsh. I know. But fuck that guy. What did he say?

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I don't remember. Who knows? What did he say? It was mean as fuck though.

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They set him up in the beginning. Yeah, it was like super mean. It's like, I don't care about you.

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Yeah, I'm like, dad doesn't look at this. That's gone. Pretty much. It's not coming back.

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That's gone. And I don't want to be your friend. You little stupid.

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It was the nickname thing. Like, don't call me. Oh, yeah. I told you not to call me.

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You're not my little kitty cat anymore. We're older. Grow up. Yeah.

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I'm a kitty cat. There we go. Well, the part that really got me was when she stuck her hand on the picture of dad and swear like that.

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I don't know why, but just like, damn, like other dead dad. Yeah, I was like, damn, that's all right.

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Yeah. Oh, I think it's because he's told. Well, he's he's basically they're making the deal for, you know,

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help me capture Santa on film because that's after the she notices Santa's arm or whatever it was.

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And, you know, it's really bothering me that you two did watch the second movie now because so much of it's tied in.

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Yeah, I can tell you it's very in the beginning.

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Like, as soon as Santa's there and they get into the sleigh, I'm like, OK, Santa, this is set up.

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Like he was planning it like I picked that part immediately. And you get it at the end of one. Oh, that Santa played all.

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Yeah, he planned it all. He took the letter that the kid wrote to do anything he wants.

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What you find out through this movie. Now, my here's the crazy thing is that why does Santa care so much about these two kids is kind of weird.

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It's like I think it's just because not just these two kids.

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Once again, the second movie every kid has their own experience.

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Just a side note about our podcast history of it is normally Mike fucking hates every single time we've ever said to watch more than one movie in a week.

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If it's like a movie and it's sequel, we fuck.

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But you've trained us to watch to you've trained us now. And Andy, you didn't do it.

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So this week we just had one movie to watch.

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He watches to fucking hates us for not watching it.

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The irony. I don't know what I can do to this.

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Mike, you always find a way to do something.

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Christmas Diaries and watch that to the Christmas Diaries.

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Yeah, Jesus.

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So I do like that she found Santa on her video camera, saw the arm.

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That was cool. She makes a deal with the brother because he gets stuck having to watch her.

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And that's probably what he says. Something mean or whatever.

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She's like, let's find Santa will do it. It'll be fun.

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We'll sleep over. We'll stay up all night.

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And they're eating junk food and they fall asleep.

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Of course. Yeah. Classic cliche.

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So Kurt Russell that are Santa Claus, he purposely jingles the bells to wake him up.

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He purpose. So that kind of any purposely steps in the dust.

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So it's like he's amazing. I'm sorry. Kurt Russell in this is amazing.

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He's really good. He plays Santa Claus.

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He's like he just stepped out of a biker bar after three whiskey.

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He's like, yeah, he's great. He's like a jubilant like he's jolly.

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Yeah, he's jolly. Yeah. He's a little bit drunk.

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He's super happy to be there. He's just having a good time.

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I like everyone's everyone's name and deepest, darkest secrets.

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Yeah, I like that kind of what fat man.

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A little bit of that vibe. Yeah.

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What I love when they're getting ready, setting everything up,

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like a little blindfold over the elf on the shelf.

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Yeah, that was one of the that's just a little.

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It's that. Oh, she runs up.

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She puts a little blindfold over the elf on the shelf as they're saying.

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Don't watch. That's great. Which is super great.

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And I was like, dude, drilling holes out of the fucking wall to catch Santa.

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Dude, this brother went all out to help out his little sister.

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That's like a step above that.

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He's going to get serious trouble from the mob.

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He's rebellious right now anyway. So it's like, let's go.

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Let's just send it. I stole a car earlier today.

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But why not? Why the fuck not?

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He's got adrenaline.

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You know where that car is in the bottom of the lake.

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It's somewhere. I don't know.

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Now, keep in mind, the girl and the brother have not left.

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When they're setting up for their sleepover, she says, Mom said no junk food.

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He's walking in with two tubs of ice cream and there's a shitload of chips.

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This family be junk fooded all the time.

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It felt like Mom's doing extra stuff like that because of Dad being gone.

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It's kind of how it felt. Getting more sweets.

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Yeah. It's like I'm going to give you this extra stuff I would normally do.

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Or that's Mom's junk food because she's sad.

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But two things of ice cream, the same ice cream.

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They were the same kind? I think they were the same ice cream.

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No, that's just realistic. Don't you always have two of the same?

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Because every time I go to the store, if it's on, it's two for five or whatever.

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Well, I get two of the same brand, but I get different like a variety.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Plus, my wife likes different flavors than I do.

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If I get an ice cream, it's usually a bed of Jerry's.

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Yeah, or that one person size.

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But they're two for five. Those are usually like a sale.

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The other one will stay in the freezer, you know?

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Yeah. It's ice cream.

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Guys, I'm not an idiot. I only play one on this podcast.

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So.

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Then why did you say you only buy one?

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Sometimes I don't see the deal, apparently.

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At Walmart, it's not two for five.

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No, Walmart doesn't do sales.

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Walmart doesn't do that kind of stuff.

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So you almost always shop at Walmart.

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I usually almost never go to Walmart for groceries because it's cheaper.

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Yeah, Smith's are a safe way.

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Actually, I'm going to start going to Sam's, though.

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Is it cheaper there?

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Sam's just cheaper.

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Cheaper as long as you're willing to buy a thousand or something.

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Yeah, buy a bulk plan meals ahead of time, things like that.

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You know what? No, actually, I go to Walmart, I kind of buy in bulk.

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So I might as well just go to Sam's and buy in bulk.

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Yeah.

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Because there's really only like five things I need.

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Food. I need napkins.

400
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I need like paper towels, toilet paper, water, and then some basic food stocks.

401
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:55,520
Well, like we bought a case of macaroni and cheese yesterday.

402
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:56,520
Yeah.

403
00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:59,520
Just a big ass case.

404
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:01,520
Big ass case. Grandkids are eating.

405
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:02,520
That's what they're eating.

406
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:03,520
Oh, yeah.

407
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:06,520
I try to like get a little bit zombie apocalypse prepared.

408
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:11,520
Like hold myself over for a week, you know, in case a disaster hits.

409
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:12,520
Only a week?

410
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:13,520
That's all.

411
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:15,520
Not more, man. Jesus.

412
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:16,520
That's all you're going to last?

413
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:17,520
Yeah.

414
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:20,520
You don't think you're going to last longer than a week after the apocalypse?

415
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:25,520
If I haven't found a group of survivors that enjoy a good story.

416
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:26,520
You can come to my house.

417
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:29,520
I've got I've got months for you, I'm sure.

418
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:30,520
Sure.

419
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:37,520
Whenever I got a lie and tell you whatever religion or politics or political affiliation,

420
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:39,520
that your group is 100 percent mad.

421
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:45,520
Well, no, no, no, but I'm just saying if, for instance, for instance, if I make it out in the world

422
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:54,520
and I see a roaming group of like Baptist, Satanists or not, that would be kind of Baptist, Baptist independents.

423
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:57,520
I'd be like, all right, let's do this. I want guns in every hand.

424
00:31:57,520 --> 00:32:00,520
And you remember your can opener yesterday. That's where we should all go.

425
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:01,520
It was my daughter's house.

426
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:06,520
Oh, sure. Because he's got he looks like. Oh, yeah.

427
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:12,520
Well, that's zombie apocalypse. I'm talking like, let's say, uh, hurricane.

428
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:14,520
We don't get hurricanes here. Earthquake.

429
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:16,520
Well, we don't really get earthquakes.

430
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:17,520
Earthquakes get that bad.

431
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:19,520
What is our natural flood?

432
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:22,520
Yeah, monsoon. Yeah, if the dam goes down.

433
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:26,520
If the dam. Yeah. So if we got flooded, would you be an earthquake to?

434
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:29,520
Yeah. Yeah. We that's that would destroy our city.

435
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:32,520
If that happened, well, then I guess I would leave.

436
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:34,520
I wouldn't even need to have stuff stockpiled.

437
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:36,520
The next city down will be fine. Yeah. So we're good.

438
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:41,520
Or up. We have to go to Kingman. Yeah. Yeah. No words.

439
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:48,520
So Blair Witch Santa Project at one point where she picks up her phone and starts

440
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:52,520
the camera and starts following the tracks or whatever.

441
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:56,520
And then she jumps on the sleigh. They see the sleigh outside.

442
00:32:56,520 --> 00:33:00,520
She jumps up there. He jumps and hangs off the side.

443
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:07,520
And then this eight year old girl grabs him one arm lifts her 16 year old brother up into the car.

444
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:11,520
Most unbelievable. There had to be Christmas magic involved. Yeah.

445
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:15,520
In that little that little thing. You have a note? What was yours?

446
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:19,520
I didn't have anything for that part. We were talking about Christmas magic and this stuff.

447
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:23,520
It's so funny because you almost forgive everything that is weird about this movie.

448
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:26,520
Usually we're like like I was trying to do notes as I was going. Yeah.

449
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:32,520
And I couldn't do it. Yeah. Because everything in this movie that is weird is explainable with Christmas.

450
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:35,520
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It really is like the whole. Yeah.

451
00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:37,520
The whole jail. I literally watched this movie.

452
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:40,520
They take one note. Usually I got a whole page and a half or two pages.

453
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:43,520
I took all that. That's a mess. That's a mess. Nope. Not in there.

454
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:49,520
There's not everything that they do that's odd. It's just explainable by oh Santa did that.

455
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:52,520
And you know they just they do it over and over again.

456
00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:56,520
I like it. What were you saying with the jail scene?

457
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:58,520
Like the whole jail scene like when all of a sudden. Yeah.

458
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:04,520
They all have you know instruments and dresses and. Yeah. Yeah. Out of his shirt. Yeah.

459
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:10,520
It's great. And I of course at the end we find out that like everything he did was planned. Yes. Right.

460
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:13,520
And he never needed the bag. He didn't need the hat. He didn't need the hat.

461
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:19,520
And it does when you I guess on a rewatch if you were to rewatch this which I will probably next year.

462
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:25,520
It's going to be interesting knowing if you watch it from the perspective everything Santa's doing is intentional.

463
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:30,520
Yeah. Right. So the way he's acting it's almost like he's faking surprise.

464
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:35,520
It's like he's faking the like and all the people he touches along the way.

465
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:40,520
So for instance the one cop the one that does see the reindeer fly away.

466
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:44,520
Yeah. It starts telling people that he saw the reindeer fly away.

467
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:47,520
Turn around. Turn around. Turn around. Turn around. Turn around.

468
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:50,520
Wait what? Son of a bitch.

469
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:59,520
And he at the jail though after the other cop sees that Santa is real for some reason the dude goes I quit.

470
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:02,520
And he leaves. Yeah. Why quit being a police officer over there?

471
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:05,520
Because nobody believes me. I'm out. I'm done.

472
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:12,520
I hope that was a playful I quit and left. Yeah. Not like I quit. I'm going home.

473
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:18,520
Legit when they started flying off and they're hiding in the back and he picks up speed and she flings off the sled.

474
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:22,520
That was legit kind of frightening because it's like holy shit she fell fast.

475
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:27,520
It wasn't like a normal movie fall. It was like she had sucked into the fucking.

476
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:32,520
No actually one of my notes was about how good the special effects in that song is there.

477
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:38,520
Listen this has better special effects than a lot of the high budget action movies.

478
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:40,520
Yeah that's true. Really does.

479
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:46,520
The only thing that I will say special effects wise doesn't even hold up now.

480
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:52,520
Won't hold up in the future. The sequel doesn't quite hold up too well are the elves.

481
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:54,520
Oh I disagree 100%.

482
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:58,520
Just hear me out. They kind of like the Smurfs. Yeah.

483
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:04,520
They're we're just not where we need to be graphically yet.

484
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:12,520
What I want so like they look they don't look like they're part of the same world as Santa.

485
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:18,520
They still look like their computer animated little dudes right running around and I don't know how to fix that yet.

486
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:21,520
I didn't really feel that. No no no. Trust me.

487
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:27,520
Because I think it's because you always talk about this that you're able to do it and I'm usually not.

488
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:32,520
But this movie because of the Christmas magic aspect of it. Yeah.

489
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:40,520
Let me suspend disbelief. Most movies don't. This movie did. Those elves just look like they belong there.

490
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:45,520
And I guess it's I will say that probably a lot of the set was also CGI.

491
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:49,520
So it's easy to blend CGI characters into CGI environments especially the sequel.

492
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:51,520
We go to the village. Oh the village.

493
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:56,520
And you see absolutely all of that. They look like they live in their environment.

494
00:36:56,520 --> 00:37:04,520
But there's almost there's like we haven't got to the point where it does a little tiny uncanny valley kind of feeling to it.

495
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:08,520
I get what you're saying. But you're going to have that in any.

496
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:12,520
I don't think you'll ever get CGI to that point because I disagree.

497
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:17,520
Just because let's look at life frame. Roger Rabbit. Look at life of pie.

498
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:21,520
They didn't actually have a tiger tiger on the boat with him.

499
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:29,520
But but didn't they have real like shots of that tiger on the boat and then they just they just kind of went over the time.

500
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:32,520
Yeah. They also CGI some stuff too.

501
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:35,520
But like the thing is that they blended those things together.

502
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:38,520
There's no reason that they couldn't do that with like elves or whatever.

503
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:46,520
Like they could have. But I think it's just hard to make a something that you're making not look human like human.

504
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:49,520
Like you're making something that doesn't look real.

505
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:54,520
It's kind of harder to do that versus something that's not in reality, you know, to make it look real.

506
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:58,520
Exists. You're going to always get a little bit of that feeling because elves don't exist.

507
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:04,520
Yeah. Yeah. They look like well, they look like Zootopia characters.

508
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:08,520
They look like they look like gerbils dressed up.

509
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:12,520
They kind of look like you know, like anthropomorphized turtles.

510
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:14,520
Right. Or not turtles. Turtles.

511
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:17,520
I just I didn't expect them to be as small as they were.

512
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:20,520
Yeah, that's it. Like they were talking about. I didn't expect tiny little guy.

513
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:22,520
Yeah. In fact, she goes into the sack.

514
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:24,520
Yeah. And that was cool. That was cool.

515
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:30,520
I didn't expect them to be, you know, six inches tall. I expected them to be three feet tall or whatever.

516
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:32,520
And I like that they speak kind of German.

517
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:35,520
I'm not sure what that was. Well, it's like Scandinavian almost.

518
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:37,520
It is. Maybe Turkish. Yeah.

519
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:41,520
It's like a blend of Scandinavian, German and like a few other languages probably.

520
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:43,520
Yeah. It's cool, though. I like it. I like that she picks it up.

521
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:46,520
And how she starts speaking it. Yeah.

522
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:55,520
The quantum. So I put down quantum teleportation, which is kind of the vibe that I've been saying the last few weeks of how Santa would work is by folding time and space in on itself.

523
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:58,520
It does work as far as getting the city to city. Yeah.

524
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:01,520
Yeah. He folds time and space to get city to city.

525
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:05,520
But I also think he's folding time and space to get into chimneys and stuff. Right.

526
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:11,520
They literally showed it. Well, they show him. They show magical pixie dust going in and out of each one.

527
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:15,520
Yeah. Yeah. He turns himself into dust.

528
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:24,520
Yeah. But I will say that, of course, we know that if he went at the pace that we watched this movie go at, it wouldn't.

529
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:28,520
And what was this like? In what world would you need to jump?

530
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:35,520
Why do you even need that the ability to jump from country to country other than when you need to cross the ocean?

531
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:43,520
Because what would happen is like you start in you start on the east coast of a country and then you would work your way up and down.

532
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:47,520
You would do this all the way up, up and down, up and down, up and down all the way across the country.

533
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:52,520
Yeah. But they but no, the way they did it was like he did their neighborhood.

534
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:55,520
Then they dipped over to he was going to dip over to Egypt and do some shit.

535
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:58,520
He was going to dip over to France and drop some presents off when they actually did it.

536
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:03,520
They didn't. If you watch the little thing that was on his dash, it literally went New York.

537
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:08,520
Yeah, it was East Coast to West Coast. It went across in the order of the time zone.

538
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:13,520
Yeah. That would make more sense. It made sense. Yeah.

539
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:17,520
Maybe he was just doing it more sporadically earlier in the night because he was like, fuck it, I'm having fun.

540
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:22,520
Yeah, because he's not in a hurry originally. Yeah, it was part of his three wisdoms deep biker bar Santa.

541
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:25,520
Yeah. Planning, I'm fucking with the kids. So he's just having fun. Yeah, he's having fun.

542
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:28,520
OK. Let's show them what this can do. Yeah.

543
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:38,520
So this is a gnarly sleigh crash. But why in every movie when there's a crash, does it always happen where the people get knocked out with zero injuries?

544
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:45,520
They lay on the floor completely unconscious for about two seconds and then they wake up and they're like confused as to where they are.

545
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:53,520
Christmas magic. Christmas magic. CTE. Yeah, CTE. Yeah. Christmas. Yeah.

546
00:40:53,520 --> 00:41:03,520
This is fucking Christmas Christmas. This is dramatic. Yeah. I just feel like in this movie, like going back to what I was saying, a lot of the oddball stuff like that, you're like it just leans into.

547
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:14,520
What I said, it knows not to take itself too seriously. Yeah. It's like it knows it's a ridiculous premise and it just leans into it. It just has fun. Yeah, it does.

548
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:24,520
I like when he the bar scene. Oh, yeah. When he's talking to the hostess and everyone like all these different people. Just go away. Stop talking to me.

549
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:32,520
And I speak English, asshole. Like, yeah, that was the jail scene. Like going back to the jail scene. Jesus.

550
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:37,520
Stephen Vans and ask you. Yeah, it was the whole whole band. Yeah, it was great. Oh, is that who that was?

551
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:45,520
It was the East Street band. It's like Bruce Springsteen's band. I was surprised Bruce Springsteen wasn't in it. Yeah. Well, because now it's like every member of the band was that's pretty.

552
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:54,520
I didn't know that. Now it's now it's the backup singer. Stephen Vans and band now. Well, they still know he still plays with they still play with Bruce. Really?

553
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:57,520
I didn't know that. He has his own band as well. Yeah.

554
00:41:57,520 --> 00:42:09,520
That talk about somebody who Stephen Vans and he's been a lot. Yeah, he's been a lot. That's a busy guy. And soprano is a busy guy. The one that I never finished was the show that he did.

555
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:16,520
It was a Netflix original. Yeah, it's great. Oh, yeah. What's it called? It's the city. He goes to somewhere in Scandinavia, I think. Right. Yeah.

556
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:23,520
It's like Sweden. Yeah. He moves over like he's like a he's a mob guy. He's a mob guy who leaves the country and goes to Scandinavia to start over.

557
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:31,520
Witness protection program. It's actually really good. It was like the first Netflix original. What was it called? Oh, wait. It was like Wonder Lel or something.

558
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:38,520
It's something like that. I know exactly because it was one of the Netflix original. I don't I can't I can't pull that one out.

559
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:44,520
Came out right around the same time as Marco Polo. My art, my autism isn't that strong. It'll get there. Yeah.

560
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:56,520
The stealing the car logic is pretty great that the car was already stolen. So they're stealing the car. They're just going to turn it after. Yeah, that was great.

561
00:42:56,520 --> 00:43:02,520
The dude that they piss off, the bartender guy, he was going to kill that valet. Yeah.

562
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:10,520
Well, that when he when the when the valet says, don't worry, I reported it stolen. He's like, you did what? And he holds up like a crowbar or something. He's about to kill that guy.

563
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:19,520
Yeah. We cut away from violence. That guy beat that dude with a crowbar. I bet that was a violent bloody scene where they're like, I don't know, some dude came in.

564
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:27,520
He knew all of our names. He spoke a bunch of different languages. He stole this dude's car, but it was already stolen. He killed our valet.

565
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:39,520
Oh, it's a tragic Christmas Eve. I never want to see or think about Santa ever again. That poor girl, that poor hostess. I was going to give him money. He was so persuasive.

566
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:46,520
Yeah. She has to go to therapy for that. She's about to give them all her tips. I'm a hostess. I don't make much money.

567
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:57,520
Here you go. It helps. No. So when Santa's going through the glove box and why do they still call it a glove box, by the way, we don't keep our gloves in there anymore.

568
00:43:57,520 --> 00:44:04,520
There's no way that he's not accidentally tossing some cocaine in the backseat to that little girl.

569
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:10,520
Well, there's got to be. Yeah. Yeah. He's going through a criminal's glove box. It's got to be tossing shit in the backseat.

570
00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:21,520
She just picked up a little bag of cocaine at some point. That's what honestly when he when he had the foil wrapped around the thing, I was like, like when he first started opening it, he was going to smoke crack.

571
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:34,520
Santa about the free base right now. What the fuck? Don't worry, kids. I know how to get us home. It's a dark turn.

572
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:42,520
But yeah, why do we call it a glove box? I mean, it's because of the gloves in there. But yeah, we shouldn't anymore. Should we call the like the utility box? Is there a reason why we don't put our gloves?

573
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:47,520
It's because we live in the desert. Other people still put their gloves in the glove box. Do you have gloves? No.

574
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:57,520
I don't even own any gloves. Hold on. But actually, I don't even think it's for those kind of gloves. I don't think it's cold weather gloves. I think it's driving gloves. Yeah, we don't need. No one has driving gloves anymore.

575
00:44:57,520 --> 00:45:06,520
No, we don't need. No one wears driving gloves. You're saying I'm telling you people on the East Coast where it's cold still have gloves. They keep in the car for when the steering wheel.

576
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:23,520
I agree that there's cold weather gloves in cold weather places in their glove compartments. I'm not even under glove boxes. I'm not even arguing that. It's probably more because like back in the day, like weren't steering wheels like metal and you didn't have air conditioners.

577
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:37,520
I think they might have been wood. Were they wood? Oh, that might be it too. Yeah, because they weren't making it out of rubber and plastic. Yeah, they're not the same as they are now. Like now they're yeah, they don't get as hot or I mean they do, but they'll cool off quick because you're AC.

578
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:54,520
Do you imagine being one of those sad sacks that's like my favorite time period was the 1940s and the 50s. I think I grew up in the wrong decade. No, fuck you. You didn't. Do you want to use a wooden steering wheel and have to wear gloves and then go throw your shit off the fucking?

579
00:45:54,520 --> 00:46:10,520
I don't even know if we had toilets back then. We probably did. When did we stop throwing your shit off the side of our roofs into the alleyways? Yeah, yeah, no, I know. What else were they going to do? They didn't know.

580
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:25,520
They used to do stuff like you'll see an old movie. You'll see the bathtub that they go pay 10 cents to bathe in. Yeah, it's gross. And then they don't change the water for the next person. It's like once a week they change the water. I bet if you paid an extra nickel, they change the water. I don't know.

581
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:42,520
I would be that guy that would spend a whole extra days worth of work to not use someone else's water. Public bathhouses in Rome, could you imagine? Is that still a thing in certain countries? It still exists.

582
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:58,520
Like in Japan. I think it exists in San Francisco, but it's a whole different thing. Isn't a big thing in Japan as public bathhouses? Yeah, that's what I thought. Now, if it was co-ed. I don't know if they have co-ed ones, but I think they're all segregated by gender.

583
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:15,520
Yeah, by gender. I don't like segregation. Unless it's by gender. Kurt Russell is amazing in this. I put that. That was my note. I put Kurt Russell's great. I don't know what he was doing exactly.

584
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:29,520
I watched an interview with him. He based his Santa on Elvis Presley and his own father, Bing Russell, which explains why he looks like he could headline a rock concert and picture a car transmission.

585
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:49,520
Yeah. Yeah, that's good. He said that? He said that last bar with the church. Oh, yeah, that's good. That's good. I'm not crying, I put, for the church scene where the brother and sister are outside the church and they're finally talking about dad.

586
00:47:49,520 --> 00:48:03,520
Dad's favorite song. Dad's favorite song, Christmas Tree. And then, uh. Haven't been in since. And then they stop. And then she's like, I saw your letter to dad, what were you trying to, I saw your letter to Santa, what were you going to say?

587
00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:16,520
Right? Didn't she say that at that point or whatever? And then he's like, why would you blah, blah, blah, blah. He gets mad. No, no, no, no, she wasn't there yet, was she? She what? No. Did she already go to the, no.

588
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:31,520
No, I don't think she already. That was towards the end. Because right after I put it, when she goes into the bag. Yeah. So this was right before she goes back. She hasn't seen the letter yet. Okay. So this is like she's, but maybe he. They're just sad about dad. Yeah.

589
00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:47,520
Because that was after they flew on the reindeer and landed close to the bag and were looking for the bag. But did he mentioned earlier when they were talking, did he say like, I just want to tell dad, never mind. And then left? Yes. Was that part of it? Yes, that was part of it. So she was aware at least.

590
00:48:47,520 --> 00:49:02,520
And then when she picks up the letter, she starts to be like, I always wanted to tell dad. And then like it gets interrupted. Well, it's not that it gets interrupted. That's more of the point where they try not to talk about him being dead. It's like they're there between even between each other avoiding talking about.

591
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:16,520
Yeah, it's kind of what they're trying to show. They're still kind of in the denial phase of denial about dad being not coming back. They're showing that like it was fairly recent that that died. Like it was within the year. Like this is their first Christmas without that. Yeah.

592
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:33,520
My dad would have had this decorated. So there's little things throughout the movie that are like statements of missing dad without saying. Yeah, it's my dad's birthday today. Yeah. And I called him and I was like, you made it to your seventies. You know, congrats.

593
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:46,520
Every year's a victory. He's like, what? Yeah, I know. I'm thinking about that. It's like I'm close to, you know, thanks for reminding me. I'm on my last. Like, yeah. And I was just like, well, no, it's just, you know, it's it's good that you.

594
00:49:46,520 --> 00:50:00,520
And he's just like, thanks for cheering me up, son. That was our conversation. Love you, dad. That's why I come here every week. Yeah. And he cheers you up.

595
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:19,520
Oh, man. Oh, so here's something interesting. When she goes into the bag, she sees a Porsche. Yeah. Full bicycle and then also a wooden toy car. A cheap robot toy. Yeah. Every kids do whatever they ask for. Yeah.

596
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:32,520
So, who gets what? Who determines what? No, OK. It's what you ask. I understand what you ask. Who gets a Porsche? Who gets a Porsche? Yeah, who gets the full Porsche? Jason's wife who's a true believer. Got it.

597
00:50:32,520 --> 00:51:02,520
How does she account for the porch like a Porsche? Like, OK, a wooden toy. Brendan forgot he bought it for his kids. Yeah, it's underneath. It says from Santa. Yeah, they're true believers. So they truly believe in Santa. Santa is real in this world. You have to go back to the once again suspending disbelief part of it. Yeah. You're looking at it from the perspective of a parent in it or whatever. No, not in this. You wholeheartedly believe Santa is real. Yeah. There is no moms doing it and putting Santa on it. When they get to the house at the end.

598
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:32,520
Those presents came from Santa, not from mom. Yeah. OK, so in this world, if you wake up and you have a gift from Santa, you believe wholeheartedly in Santa. There'd be a lot more true believers. You don't just believe it. It is. But there'd be a lot more true believer parents. If you're a true believer. If you're not a true believer, it's not. But if Brendan went downstairs. If I wasn't a true believer, I wouldn't have that. He wouldn't have that. But his kids are true believers is what I'm saying. If his. I'm just saying. If I taught my kids. But if I never believed what I was saying,

599
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:36,520
how would I teach my kids to be true believers? Because they're children. They always believe that stuff.

600
00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:39,720
Yeah, they do and they don't. They're still like, it doesn't make sense.

601
00:51:39,720 --> 00:51:43,320
They don't really believe. Yeah, they're like, kids are cynical. Yeah.

602
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:45,600
That's even even your youngest doesn't believe in Santa.

603
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:50,440
Well, we have they're not sure is what. Yeah. Like we talk about it and we like.

604
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:56,440
So what we do is like our Santa gift is going to be is one stocking and one gift from Santa.

605
00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:59,880
The rest is from us. You know, Santa tells us what you want.

606
00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:02,980
Like this is like the first year they're actually going to see Santa

607
00:52:03,820 --> 00:52:07,960
because we're going to Flagstaff to Santa's village, taking the train ride and all that stuff.

608
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:09,820
We're excited about it. That's fun.

609
00:52:09,820 --> 00:52:11,160
My youngest is excited about it.

610
00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:13,560
My middle child is like, I want to stay home.

611
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:16,100
It's like, no, we're going, dude. Like we're all going.

612
00:52:16,100 --> 00:52:17,540
Like he's fun. He doesn't believe.

613
00:52:17,540 --> 00:52:20,140
Well, he just he he gets anxiety about scared.

614
00:52:20,300 --> 00:52:21,740
He gets anxiety about the unknown.

615
00:52:21,740 --> 00:52:23,540
You're scared of him. Yeah.

616
00:52:23,540 --> 00:52:26,480
He gets anxiety. Like when we went to Universal Studios, he was like,

617
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:28,740
I don't want to wait in this line. Like, I don't want to do the ride.

618
00:52:28,740 --> 00:52:30,420
It's like it's going to be fun. Like you're going to have fun.

619
00:52:30,420 --> 00:52:31,880
He's like, no, I don't want to.

620
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:35,820
Like, so he gets anxiety just waiting for things because

621
00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:39,060
yeah, it's like he's already you know what it is.

622
00:52:39,060 --> 00:52:41,920
If there was no light at all, you can maybe convince him.

623
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:44,060
Probably like, hey, let's just get on this cool ride.

624
00:52:44,220 --> 00:52:47,200
Yeah. But it's the waiting and the pressure building up.

625
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:48,760
Yeah. And he gets anxious.

626
00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:50,440
He's like, no, don't want to do it.

627
00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:53,500
My granddaughter would never sit on Santa's lap ever. Yeah.

628
00:52:54,100 --> 00:52:56,940
I think like once we go and do it, he'll kind of get into it.

629
00:52:56,940 --> 00:53:00,040
Like because it like medieval times, my parents took him.

630
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:02,380
He had a little freak out beforehand.

631
00:53:02,780 --> 00:53:05,920
But once they got in there and started doing it, he was like he loved it.

632
00:53:06,540 --> 00:53:08,880
You know. Yeah.

633
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:11,820
I mean, but Santa's village, that's like that's epic.

634
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:14,560
Yeah. Candy and hot chocolate.

635
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:16,520
It's going to be their first time seeing snow.

636
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:18,320
Like it's going to be it's going to be a lot of cool shit.

637
00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:21,300
Like I remember going to the Santa's village somewhere in California.

638
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:24,440
I forgot the big bear. Yeah.

639
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:27,920
Uh, really fun, really fun Santa's village.

640
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:31,220
Yeah. When I watched this, I really thought that somebody could build this.

641
00:53:31,220 --> 00:53:33,220
Yeah. His village and make a fortune.

642
00:53:33,220 --> 00:53:35,760
Oh, the second one. Yeah.

643
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:38,500
There's a he's he's now he's now across.

644
00:53:38,500 --> 00:53:39,760
He's he doesn't know what's happening.

645
00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:42,760
Yeah. He doesn't know which which one he's in right now.

646
00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:46,300
Elves. I put the elves are cute.

647
00:53:46,500 --> 00:53:49,040
I'm not against the elves in these movies. I like them.

648
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:50,400
They're better than minions.

649
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:53,200
They have more autonomy. They talk to each other.

650
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:55,900
They actually you're in the second one.

651
00:53:55,900 --> 00:53:57,340
You know, they have a lot of autonomy.

652
00:53:57,340 --> 00:53:57,900
That's what I say. Yeah.

653
00:53:57,900 --> 00:53:59,980
If you look at the second one, they have a whole community.

654
00:53:59,980 --> 00:54:05,680
It's like really cool. But but yeah, I would say the the elf.

655
00:54:05,780 --> 00:54:07,680
The elves are cool.

656
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:10,280
I like them. They don't annoy me.

657
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:11,920
But there's a disconnect.

658
00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:14,960
It's the same I get from watching Roger Rabbit.

659
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:17,360
Like whoever mentioned that early, because he read my brain

660
00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:18,160
when I was thinking about it.

661
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:20,500
But it's not just Roger Rabbit.

662
00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:22,400
It's pretty much any of those any of those movies.

663
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:24,840
Like the combined the chipmunks movies, whatever.

664
00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:27,300
Yeah. Yeah. We haven't perfected that yet.

665
00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:30,900
There's sure we can is what I'm saying, because they're anamorphic.

666
00:54:30,900 --> 00:54:32,100
I don't animal.

667
00:54:32,100 --> 00:54:34,280
No, I think the way you do it

668
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:39,580
is something like the remake of The Jungle Book, where were the real things.

669
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:42,820
You make the animals and shit look real as fuck.

670
00:54:43,980 --> 00:54:47,260
And then you didn't believe David Hasselhoff

671
00:54:47,260 --> 00:54:49,720
was really hanging out with SpongeBob in the first SpongeBob movie.

672
00:54:49,720 --> 00:54:52,560
That was pretty legit.

673
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:53,560
I forgot all about that.

674
00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:58,700
But it was the best.

675
00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:01,740
I don't think it's going to get any better than that, man.

676
00:55:01,740 --> 00:55:05,140
I think that if you make it, the creatures look more real.

677
00:55:05,140 --> 00:55:07,100
You can suspend disbelief a little more maybe.

678
00:55:07,100 --> 00:55:11,080
But when they look like these, like little hamster guys or whatever,

679
00:55:11,180 --> 00:55:12,480
obviously you're going to know they're fake.

680
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:15,820
Automatically, your subconscious is going to know there's no way it's in the sea.

681
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:17,120
That's impossible.

682
00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:21,820
So the Lion King remake and now Mufasa is coming out.

683
00:55:21,820 --> 00:55:23,120
Right. The Mufasa.

684
00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:25,260
Those look great.

685
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:30,300
Yeah, because they all self-contained like the whole movies CGI.

686
00:55:30,700 --> 00:55:34,500
I don't think they also are a meerkat or they are a lion.

687
00:55:34,500 --> 00:55:35,840
Yeah, they are. It's a real.

688
00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:37,440
Yes. It's not a real animal.

689
00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:40,640
So your subconscious is never going to let you think that SpongeBob is real.

690
00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:43,380
Yeah. Speaking of Mufasa,

691
00:55:43,380 --> 00:55:47,480
do you think we're going to get the origin of Tomo and Puma?

692
00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:48,220
I don't know.

693
00:55:48,220 --> 00:55:49,520
Well, I'm going to a different movie.

694
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:51,420
It's Disney. They got to find a way to make more money.

695
00:55:51,420 --> 00:55:52,480
It's probably a different movie.

696
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:54,920
Yeah, maybe. But like they'll do it.

697
00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:58,320
They'll do a remake of the Lion King one and a half.

698
00:55:58,460 --> 00:56:02,560
Wow. Well, yeah, they could remake two. Yeah.

699
00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:05,600
And one and a half. Fuck.

700
00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:08,160
They could do all of those movies with this technology.

701
00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:10,340
Yeah, right. They have all the assets for it.

702
00:56:10,340 --> 00:56:11,540
Yeah. Oh, yeah.

703
00:56:11,540 --> 00:56:13,340
It'll be way easier to make the second. Are they still doing Snow White?

704
00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:16,180
I think so. Yes, there's a lot of action.

705
00:56:16,180 --> 00:56:17,620
They're still doing Snow White.

706
00:56:17,620 --> 00:56:20,520
What? But they went this they went with CGI dwarves.

707
00:56:21,020 --> 00:56:22,980
There's a lot of. Officially at the very end.

708
00:56:22,980 --> 00:56:26,780
It was they had they had little people as the dwarves.

709
00:56:27,160 --> 00:56:30,960
And then they went with then they changed it to

710
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:34,360
seven different people altogether

711
00:56:36,100 --> 00:56:38,460
of varying sizes, which pissed people off.

712
00:56:38,460 --> 00:56:40,300
So there weren't just all little people.

713
00:56:40,300 --> 00:56:42,840
There was also like full grown people.

714
00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:47,040
But then what also pissed people off was that there was one trans dwarf.

715
00:56:47,940 --> 00:56:50,940
I think no matter what, no matter what somebody's going to be mad.

716
00:56:50,940 --> 00:56:52,380
No matter what you do. Exactly.

717
00:56:52,380 --> 00:56:54,840
Yeah. No matter what they have, they harped on the most.

718
00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:59,260
I mean, Willy Wonka just recently had a huge as person playing a dwarf.

719
00:56:59,260 --> 00:57:02,980
Yeah. Was it Hugh Grant or it was it was Hugh?

720
00:57:03,260 --> 00:57:04,520
Yeah, she was great. Yeah.

721
00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:06,300
You great. He which I thought he did great.

722
00:57:06,300 --> 00:57:09,900
I mean, just made people mad for some stupid reason. Yeah.

723
00:57:09,900 --> 00:57:11,760
Come on. It's not the real world, people.

724
00:57:11,760 --> 00:57:14,760
Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't matter.

725
00:57:15,060 --> 00:57:18,900
And he was he was the only talking about what's the one that's out now, Wicked.

726
00:57:18,900 --> 00:57:20,240
And it's because it's a black lady.

727
00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:23,380
They're like, listen, it doesn't matter. These aren't real people.

728
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:27,240
Well, first off, first off, Wicked, I think the green chick

729
00:57:27,240 --> 00:57:29,720
should be played by a black chick because I agree with you.

730
00:57:29,720 --> 00:57:32,420
Because of the political tone, I don't think there are matters.

731
00:57:32,460 --> 00:57:35,380
There's a political overtones like the political not even overtones.

732
00:57:35,420 --> 00:57:37,820
No, they're like straight up in your face.

733
00:57:37,820 --> 00:57:40,560
Yeah. Skin color is makes her different.

734
00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:43,600
Right. Like why not have a black chick player?

735
00:57:43,660 --> 00:57:46,340
I agree. I don't know why people are mad about that. Yeah.

736
00:57:46,500 --> 00:57:51,040
Oh, because the original green witch was a white chick in the in the Broadway play.

737
00:57:51,140 --> 00:57:52,840
Oh, and the Wizard of Oz. Wizard of Oz.

738
00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:55,980
No, that's all it takes.

739
00:57:55,980 --> 00:57:58,440
Yeah, the fact that for these people, that's what we're saying.

740
00:57:58,540 --> 00:58:01,440
The fact that the that the Norway

741
00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:06,060
Little Mermaid story was adapted by Disney and made her into a redheaded white chick.

742
00:58:06,060 --> 00:58:09,320
The fact that they wanted to do it again and make her a chick of color,

743
00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:11,260
a black chick that piss people off. Right.

744
00:58:11,260 --> 00:58:15,360
Yeah. Because that made up Little Mermaid is, you know, a freaking mermaid.

745
00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:18,560
Who cares? That's the point. It's a freaking fish lady. Yeah.

746
00:58:18,660 --> 00:58:22,240
They're also pissed off that Snow White isn't a Caucasian chick.

747
00:58:22,240 --> 00:58:25,840
She's one of my Latina.

748
00:58:26,180 --> 00:58:28,680
One of my hair's closest friends, one of my best friends.

749
00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:31,920
His daughter is like mixed race. Right. Looks darker.

750
00:58:32,380 --> 00:58:35,320
She loved the Little Mermaid. Oh, I imagine. Yeah, she loved it.

751
00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:37,720
That she was like, I think that's great. Yeah.

752
00:58:38,620 --> 00:58:40,420
I don't care what color the Little Mermaid is.

753
00:58:40,420 --> 00:58:43,060
It's a freaking little mermaid. Yeah. I don't care what color.

754
00:58:43,060 --> 00:58:45,420
I'm not going to watch it regardless.

755
00:58:45,420 --> 00:58:49,560
I'm a grown man and I don't watch Disney princess movies.

756
00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:52,940
We don't go on Twitter and bitch about it. Yeah, exactly.

757
00:58:52,940 --> 00:58:55,640
If I had if I had daughters. Yeah, I would.

758
00:58:55,640 --> 00:58:57,940
But my son without forced to watch.

759
00:58:58,180 --> 00:59:01,400
Like tonight, my kids like other stuff tonight.

760
00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:04,540
The three movie choices because my buddy, Shawn's in town

761
00:59:04,540 --> 00:59:07,480
is a red one.

762
00:59:08,140 --> 00:59:10,680
Moana, too, or wicked.

763
00:59:10,680 --> 00:59:14,620
And I'm OK with all three seeing it with some friends.

764
00:59:15,220 --> 00:59:19,560
I wouldn't go see any either three on my own.

765
00:59:19,580 --> 00:59:22,220
Those are interesting choices. Does he have children?

766
00:59:22,220 --> 00:59:25,060
No, that's just out. He has a wife.

767
00:59:25,060 --> 00:59:26,560
OK, that's just what's all.

768
00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:29,660
You don't understand how lives work.

769
00:59:29,660 --> 00:59:32,460
Am I wrong in this or is your wife also?

770
00:59:32,460 --> 00:59:35,300
Watch she watches, you know, the Disney movies and stuff.

771
00:59:35,560 --> 00:59:37,700
You also have kids. Yeah, we have kids. Exactly.

772
00:59:37,700 --> 00:59:39,560
So like we would take kids to see Moana.

773
00:59:39,560 --> 00:59:41,700
She wants she does want to see want to see it.

774
00:59:41,940 --> 00:59:43,100
I also want to see it, too.

775
00:59:43,100 --> 00:59:44,300
But I like I like Moana.

776
00:59:44,300 --> 00:59:48,440
Me and my wife are going to watch the the Satan Santa movie tonight.

777
00:59:48,440 --> 00:59:50,740
So that's on stream. Jack Black.

778
00:59:50,740 --> 00:59:52,620
Yeah, I know. But I'm just saying if we're going to a movie,

779
00:59:52,620 --> 00:59:54,420
we wouldn't go see any of those.

780
00:59:54,420 --> 00:59:57,120
I was going to see Red One. Red One looks funny.

781
00:59:57,120 --> 00:59:58,080
That's the rock one.

782
00:59:58,080 --> 01:00:00,220
The red one. Red one. One.

783
01:00:00,220 --> 01:00:02,420
No, that's what I'm saying. Transformers one. Yeah.

784
01:00:02,420 --> 01:00:04,500
That's what I would go see. Yeah. We saw that.

785
01:00:04,920 --> 01:00:07,300
I know. But I'm saying me and my wife would go.

786
01:00:07,300 --> 01:00:10,000
We were just talking about women and their choices and they're not all the same.

787
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:11,500
Was all I was trying to do.

788
01:00:11,500 --> 01:00:14,660
Oh, really, Mike? Not all women are the same.

789
01:00:15,340 --> 01:00:16,300
Don't generalize.

790
01:00:16,300 --> 01:00:17,980
You're blowing my mind right now.

791
01:00:17,980 --> 01:00:19,840
Are you? Of course not.

792
01:00:19,840 --> 01:00:22,080
I look. Here's the thing.

793
01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:24,220
I think as millennials.

794
01:00:25,520 --> 01:00:28,380
There's a certain Gen X is different.

795
01:00:28,380 --> 01:00:31,380
Way different because here's the thing, like boomers,

796
01:00:31,380 --> 01:00:34,060
when it comes to like their nostalgia,

797
01:00:34,060 --> 01:00:38,700
their nostalgia is just remembering like the general vibe of the time, right?

798
01:00:38,700 --> 01:00:41,160
They maybe they'll read a book from when they were younger or whatever.

799
01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:46,700
Gen X, you're not sitting around eating cereal, watching He-Man reruns

800
01:00:46,700 --> 01:00:49,380
because they were they were popular when you were younger.

801
01:00:49,380 --> 01:00:50,940
You're not watching old G.I.

802
01:00:50,940 --> 01:00:53,140
Joe's or whatever. What? I'm watching the new He-Man.

803
01:00:54,140 --> 01:00:57,580
No, no, because but you're what I'm saying is you are.

804
01:00:57,580 --> 01:01:00,620
Focus on new content. That's fine.

805
01:01:00,620 --> 01:01:05,020
Millennials, a lot of us are stuck in that 90s.

806
01:01:05,460 --> 01:01:08,100
Whatever we watch, old content all the time.

807
01:01:08,100 --> 01:01:11,260
Right. And so what we're talking about, because I'm super stoked right now.

808
01:01:11,260 --> 01:01:12,500
What was it? What's my argument?

809
01:01:12,500 --> 01:01:14,300
These movie choices.

810
01:01:14,300 --> 01:01:17,140
And you said it was because of his wife.

811
01:01:17,140 --> 01:01:18,580
But I'm like, I don't know.

812
01:01:18,580 --> 01:01:22,580
So Moana, too, is a sequel to something that's to Moana.

813
01:01:22,580 --> 01:01:25,580
From long enough ago, of course, I watched it with the probably

814
01:01:25,580 --> 01:01:27,620
I like Moana one. Right. Yeah.

815
01:01:27,620 --> 01:01:30,280
Moana one. I know I said I'm not a Disney Princess fan or whatever,

816
01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:32,380
but like Moana one is was fun.

817
01:01:32,380 --> 01:01:34,780
And I had to watch it. It was on my TV.

818
01:01:34,780 --> 01:01:37,860
But my grandchild, I have a friend that sings the rock song

819
01:01:37,860 --> 01:01:39,260
when we go to karaoke.

820
01:01:39,260 --> 01:01:41,060
The You're Welcome song. Yeah.

821
01:01:41,060 --> 01:01:46,460
Yeah. And but I don't know if I I'd rather just wait for that streaming.

822
01:01:46,460 --> 01:01:48,540
Yeah, Moana, too. Yeah, that's why I'll watch it.

823
01:01:48,540 --> 01:01:49,900
I'll watch it when it streams on Disney.

824
01:01:49,900 --> 01:01:51,300
So we're going to watch Red One.

825
01:01:51,300 --> 01:01:53,940
But the other option, Wicked, because it's so popular,

826
01:01:53,940 --> 01:01:56,180
and I have a friend who keeps blowing my phone up,

827
01:01:56,180 --> 01:01:57,740
being like, you should go see Wicked.

828
01:01:57,740 --> 01:01:58,740
It's so good.

829
01:01:58,740 --> 01:02:05,980
Plus, Wicked, shout out to my friend Christopher Scott,

830
01:02:05,980 --> 01:02:09,980
because Christopher Scott is the choreographer for Wicked.

831
01:02:09,980 --> 01:02:13,620
Yeah, that was actually I knew why you were with Wicked would be one of your choices.

832
01:02:13,620 --> 01:02:15,460
It was more the Moana that it wasn't true.

833
01:02:15,460 --> 01:02:18,260
Yeah, because Wicked, I understand because I know about your friends.

834
01:02:18,260 --> 01:02:22,060
But and Wicked, there's only one reason I'm not going to go see Wicked.

835
01:02:22,060 --> 01:02:25,340
And that's because and this is just me.

836
01:02:25,340 --> 01:02:28,900
I hate when they tell me the advance movie split in two.

837
01:02:28,900 --> 01:02:32,340
And I'm going to have to wait two years to see the other part of it.

838
01:02:32,340 --> 01:02:33,580
It's split into two.

839
01:02:33,580 --> 01:02:35,780
So it's like it's only part one of Wicked.

840
01:02:35,780 --> 01:02:37,420
Yes. Wow, that's kind of great.

841
01:02:37,420 --> 01:02:38,420
Or are they going more?

842
01:02:38,420 --> 01:02:40,220
I think it was like a three hour play.

843
01:02:40,220 --> 01:02:42,460
So I understand it's going to be two, two hour movie.

844
01:02:42,460 --> 01:02:44,020
I didn't realize it was a three hour play.

845
01:02:44,020 --> 01:02:45,660
Yeah. But you can also just read the book.

846
01:02:45,660 --> 01:02:47,220
You want the ending. That's true.

847
01:02:47,220 --> 01:02:49,900
Because the books all know I want the whole story.

848
01:02:49,900 --> 01:02:53,740
So yeah, but then I'll wait and I'll watch it on streaming.

849
01:02:53,740 --> 01:02:56,740
And then I'll probably go see Wicked two in theaters if I like Wicked one.

850
01:02:56,740 --> 01:03:01,100
But what I'm saying, Michael, is you could read the book now before seeing Wicked.

851
01:03:01,100 --> 01:03:03,380
I've seen the stage. So am I.

852
01:03:03,380 --> 01:03:08,940
But I'm saying you can read the book to get the full because even the stage play had to edit from the book.

853
01:03:08,940 --> 01:03:13,980
So read the book, which is what the stage plays based on and what the movie is based on.

854
01:03:13,980 --> 01:03:16,220
And then it's probably better than all of it.

855
01:03:16,220 --> 01:03:18,460
I'm sure I haven't read it. I haven't read the book yet.

856
01:03:18,460 --> 01:03:20,060
But I've heard good things about it.

857
01:03:20,060 --> 01:03:23,660
What I'm saying is you read the book, you get the whole dump of the story,

858
01:03:23,660 --> 01:03:28,500
then just go watch the movie in the theater because then you get the big screen experience knowing.

859
01:03:28,500 --> 01:03:30,940
Yeah, you'll have to wait two years to get the second half of it.

860
01:03:30,940 --> 01:03:35,900
But at least you you're not hanging on a cliff like everyone else is who refuses to read the book or watch the play.

861
01:03:35,900 --> 01:03:38,180
There's ways around it where it's like you can fix the part.

862
01:03:38,180 --> 01:03:40,740
I don't mean the hanging on the cliff part. It's just the whole enjoyment of it.

863
01:03:40,740 --> 01:03:46,380
I can't tell you how happy I was to go right into the second one of these movies we just watched.

864
01:03:46,380 --> 01:03:52,660
Sure. It was it was a much better experience than now.

865
01:03:52,660 --> 01:03:54,860
Obviously, you never knew there was going to be a sequel when you watch this.

866
01:03:54,860 --> 01:03:57,100
The first time I was fine because it didn't end on a cliff.

867
01:03:57,100 --> 01:03:59,260
Yeah, closed out. Yeah, closed out.

868
01:03:59,260 --> 01:04:04,500
But a lot of these movies, when you are set up in advance to be sequels,

869
01:04:04,500 --> 01:04:08,740
they end in a spot that I do not enjoy.

870
01:04:08,740 --> 01:04:12,740
I'm not going to touch Dune until they tell me they're done with Dune.

871
01:04:12,740 --> 01:04:13,740
Right. Exactly.

872
01:04:13,740 --> 01:04:17,820
Because there's two Dune movies, a Dune show and another Dune movie coming.

873
01:04:17,820 --> 01:04:25,620
And now let me let you know you can start, but you have to start with the series because it's a prequel.

874
01:04:25,620 --> 01:04:27,220
Did you already start the show?

875
01:04:27,220 --> 01:04:28,220
I started the show.

876
01:04:28,220 --> 01:04:29,860
How many episodes are out so far?

877
01:04:29,860 --> 01:04:31,260
Three. Is it good?

878
01:04:31,260 --> 01:04:32,260
Yeah, it's good.

879
01:04:32,260 --> 01:04:33,260
OK.

880
01:04:33,260 --> 01:04:36,060
Because I've read now I've read Dune, the first book.

881
01:04:36,060 --> 01:04:43,140
So I know how Dune I know the story of Dune, but I haven't read the first book.

882
01:04:43,140 --> 01:04:49,220
And then when it gets to like, which ones should you read after people get all fucking

883
01:04:49,220 --> 01:04:53,940
because there's like ones that weren't written by the guy that take place immediately after.

884
01:04:53,940 --> 01:04:56,980
There's ones that like it's so the Star Wars universe at that point.

885
01:04:56,980 --> 01:04:59,660
It gets so convoluted the moment you're done with it.

886
01:04:59,660 --> 01:05:00,860
Yeah. Yeah.

887
01:05:00,860 --> 01:05:03,180
Then it's Children of Dune.

888
01:05:03,180 --> 01:05:08,420
And then like there's so many Dunes that I just and I wasn't even that into the first one.

889
01:05:08,420 --> 01:05:10,540
Then I just decided I'm not taking this rabbit.

890
01:05:10,540 --> 01:05:11,700
I'm not doing it.

891
01:05:11,700 --> 01:05:13,420
I there's so many rabbit holes.

892
01:05:13,420 --> 01:05:15,140
I'll jump down.

893
01:05:15,140 --> 01:05:22,460
I read all 12 or all seven or however many books in the Chronicles of Narnia.

894
01:05:22,460 --> 01:05:24,980
I read all those, which.

895
01:05:24,980 --> 01:05:26,900
I didn't realize there was that many books.

896
01:05:26,900 --> 01:05:28,020
It gets nuts.

897
01:05:28,020 --> 01:05:34,140
Thousands and thousands of years pass in the in Narnia and from from Lion, the Witch

898
01:05:34,140 --> 01:05:41,780
of the Wardrobe to when they go back with the Voyage of the Dawn Treader, where they

899
01:05:41,780 --> 01:05:44,300
go through the painting with their cousin, Eustace.

900
01:05:44,300 --> 01:05:49,460
And they that one, I think Voyage of the Dawn Treader way better than Lion, the Witch of

901
01:05:49,460 --> 01:05:52,820
the Wardrobe, because Lion, the Witch of the Wardrobe, we I guess maybe because it's been

902
01:05:52,820 --> 01:05:55,340
so many so many iterations of it.

903
01:05:55,340 --> 01:05:56,340
Yeah.

904
01:05:56,340 --> 01:06:00,860
You can tell how much I love it, because if you I think tucked away over there is my or

905
01:06:00,860 --> 01:06:08,620
maybe I put it in a DVD case, but I have the old BBC DVDs of the BBC production of Lion,

906
01:06:08,620 --> 01:06:10,460
the Witch of the Wardrobe and the Silver Chair.

907
01:06:10,460 --> 01:06:12,500
I also see Good Omens over there.

908
01:06:12,500 --> 01:06:13,500
Another good show.

909
01:06:13,500 --> 01:06:14,500
Yeah.

910
01:06:14,500 --> 01:06:15,500
Yeah.

911
01:06:15,500 --> 01:06:16,500
The book.

912
01:06:16,500 --> 01:06:17,500
Yeah.

913
01:06:17,500 --> 01:06:19,540
Well, I like Neil Gaiman.

914
01:06:19,540 --> 01:06:20,540
He's great.

915
01:06:20,540 --> 01:06:28,780
Old American Gods is a fucking intense book, intense show, too.

916
01:06:28,780 --> 01:06:29,780
This isn't wreck wreck.

917
01:06:29,780 --> 01:06:30,780
We're not there yet.

918
01:06:30,780 --> 01:06:31,780
We're nearing the end of the movie.

919
01:06:31,780 --> 01:06:34,700
So let's let's get through this thing and we'll get there.

920
01:06:34,700 --> 01:06:35,700
We love it.

921
01:06:35,700 --> 01:06:36,700
Obviously, you can tell we love this movie.

922
01:06:36,700 --> 01:06:37,700
We're talking about everything else.

923
01:06:37,700 --> 01:06:38,700
Yeah.

924
01:06:38,700 --> 01:06:41,700
You know, it's a good movie when we everything else.

925
01:06:41,700 --> 01:06:43,180
Brings other things up.

926
01:06:43,180 --> 01:06:44,180
Yeah, it does.

927
01:06:44,180 --> 01:06:45,180
Yeah.

928
01:06:45,180 --> 01:06:46,180
Elves are adorable.

929
01:06:46,180 --> 01:06:50,380
The elf was about to chainsaw that dude's brother's dick, which I thought was great.

930
01:06:50,380 --> 01:06:58,340
I think one of the cutest moments was like actually really good moment was brother gets

931
01:06:58,340 --> 01:07:01,300
taken by those gangsters, they have the bag.

932
01:07:01,300 --> 01:07:02,300
He's like, no, you can't.

933
01:07:02,300 --> 01:07:03,300
You can't.

934
01:07:03,300 --> 01:07:04,740
And the dude throws in the first like my sisters are there.

935
01:07:04,740 --> 01:07:05,740
And he like runs.

936
01:07:05,740 --> 01:07:10,420
He hits the dude, puts his own life in jeopardy, pulls the bag out.

937
01:07:10,420 --> 01:07:11,420
That was great.

938
01:07:11,420 --> 01:07:13,620
And then the elves fuck shit up, which I was great.

939
01:07:13,620 --> 01:07:16,540
And I think that's when he was about to chainsaw the dude's dick.

940
01:07:16,540 --> 01:07:17,540
Yeah.

941
01:07:17,540 --> 01:07:18,540
He's like, no, he's with me.

942
01:07:18,540 --> 01:07:19,540
Yeah.

943
01:07:19,540 --> 01:07:20,940
But I feel like the oh, the brother because they did.

944
01:07:20,940 --> 01:07:21,940
Yeah.

945
01:07:21,940 --> 01:07:25,500
I feel like Santa had to clue his elves into his plan and they had to be in on it.

946
01:07:25,500 --> 01:07:28,700
Like, so they had to been messing with them with the chainsaw because they weren't that

947
01:07:28,700 --> 01:07:31,380
violent with the other guys that they actually beat up.

948
01:07:31,380 --> 01:07:32,380
You're right.

949
01:07:32,380 --> 01:07:37,700
Once you put the well, also, let's maybe that elves a little unhinged or that or that there's

950
01:07:37,700 --> 01:07:39,180
a few unhinged elves.

951
01:07:39,180 --> 01:07:41,820
It could be honestly, there's a few.

952
01:07:41,820 --> 01:07:44,900
That's what kind of makes them funny is that like there's a couple of elves that get too

953
01:07:44,900 --> 01:07:48,620
much into the blood loss, which I kind of like.

954
01:07:48,620 --> 01:07:49,980
Are you into the second one?

955
01:07:49,980 --> 01:07:50,980
Yeah.

956
01:07:50,980 --> 01:07:53,300
I'm enough that I know that the elves can get crazy.

957
01:07:53,300 --> 01:07:54,300
That's funny.

958
01:07:54,300 --> 01:07:55,300
Okay.

959
01:07:55,300 --> 01:07:56,300
I think you see the second one.

960
01:07:56,300 --> 01:07:57,300
Yeah, second ones.

961
01:07:57,300 --> 01:07:58,460
It actually that's what I'm saying.

962
01:07:58,460 --> 01:08:02,220
It informs the first one in that you find out things like about the elves.

963
01:08:02,220 --> 01:08:03,220
Okay.

964
01:08:03,220 --> 01:08:05,020
You get more backstory on everything.

965
01:08:05,020 --> 01:08:06,020
Yeah.

966
01:08:06,020 --> 01:08:09,980
So it's like if you it's so if you watch this first one and you're thinking, that's great.

967
01:08:09,980 --> 01:08:15,420
I don't need to know anything more about about Santa or his world or anything.

968
01:08:15,420 --> 01:08:19,460
I like that it was a touch a little Goldie Hawn at the end and it ends on a perfect note.

969
01:08:19,460 --> 01:08:20,460
That's wonderful.

970
01:08:20,460 --> 01:08:27,300
But if you want a deep dive into the history of specifically Goldie Hawn, Kurt Russell

971
01:08:27,300 --> 01:08:32,980
Christmas and all of the shenanigans with the elves and stuff, get into the second movie.

972
01:08:32,980 --> 01:08:37,060
And what's great is it's a sequel that feels a little bit like a prequel.

973
01:08:37,060 --> 01:08:38,060
Kind of.

974
01:08:38,060 --> 01:08:39,060
Yeah.

975
01:08:39,060 --> 01:08:40,060
Well, no, no way.

976
01:08:40,060 --> 01:08:41,060
It doesn't really feel like a prequel.

977
01:08:41,060 --> 01:08:44,380
It's in the way the way it informs things in the way that it like.

978
01:08:44,380 --> 01:08:45,380
Yeah.

979
01:08:45,380 --> 01:08:48,380
Because it's like you're getting more backstory than you did in the first movie.

980
01:08:48,380 --> 01:08:50,780
But then like, but it's exciting.

981
01:08:50,780 --> 01:08:51,780
Yeah.

982
01:08:51,780 --> 01:08:52,780
OK.

983
01:08:52,780 --> 01:08:53,780
It's exciting.

984
01:08:53,780 --> 01:08:54,780
It's a completely different kind of movie.

985
01:08:54,780 --> 01:08:57,100
And was it a year later that they made that one?

986
01:08:57,100 --> 01:08:58,100
I think it's exactly.

987
01:08:58,100 --> 01:09:01,180
Well, no, it was made two years, two years, two years to come out.

988
01:09:01,180 --> 01:09:02,180
But it's set a year.

989
01:09:02,180 --> 01:09:03,180
It's set a year.

990
01:09:03,180 --> 01:09:04,180
Got you.

991
01:09:04,180 --> 01:09:05,180
I just here's one.

992
01:09:05,180 --> 01:09:06,180
No, it's set two years later as well.

993
01:09:06,180 --> 01:09:11,500
Oh, one spoiler, because it's the part I'm on is there's definitely another song.

994
01:09:11,500 --> 01:09:14,380
There's definitely another big old musical number.

995
01:09:14,380 --> 01:09:16,060
That's where that's where I paused it.

996
01:09:16,060 --> 01:09:18,660
So I don't know who the person is, is that the chick?

997
01:09:18,660 --> 01:09:19,660
Yeah, the chick is.

998
01:09:19,660 --> 01:09:20,660
Who is that?

999
01:09:20,660 --> 01:09:21,660
That is.

1000
01:09:21,660 --> 01:09:23,660
Sorry, spoilers ahead for people who haven't watched it.

1001
01:09:23,660 --> 01:09:25,660
But we're going to give a spoiler for the song part.

1002
01:09:25,660 --> 01:09:26,660
I'm fine.

1003
01:09:26,660 --> 01:09:29,900
She's much of a spoiler, but it's just great voice.

1004
01:09:29,900 --> 01:09:30,900
Another Elvis song?

1005
01:09:30,900 --> 01:09:33,900
No, it's not another Elvis song, but it's as famous.

1006
01:09:33,900 --> 01:09:34,900
Patty Lippo.

1007
01:09:34,900 --> 01:09:35,900
OK.

1008
01:09:35,900 --> 01:09:36,900
OK.

1009
01:09:36,900 --> 01:09:37,900
I've heard the name.

1010
01:09:37,900 --> 01:09:42,900
She has a really great voice.

1011
01:09:42,900 --> 01:09:43,900
She did a great job.

1012
01:09:43,900 --> 01:09:44,900
She's one of the.

1013
01:09:44,900 --> 01:09:45,900
Yeah.

1014
01:09:45,900 --> 01:09:46,900
I've heard her singing to it.

1015
01:09:46,900 --> 01:09:47,900
Oh, it's actually her movie.

1016
01:09:47,900 --> 01:09:48,900
Yeah.

1017
01:09:48,900 --> 01:09:49,900
No, it's her singing.

1018
01:09:49,900 --> 01:09:50,900
Yeah.

1019
01:09:50,900 --> 01:09:51,900
And that's Kurt Russell singing.

1020
01:09:51,900 --> 01:09:52,900
Yeah.

1021
01:09:52,900 --> 01:09:53,900
Yeah.

1022
01:09:53,900 --> 01:09:54,900
It's cool.

1023
01:09:54,900 --> 01:09:55,900
That's great.

1024
01:09:55,900 --> 01:09:56,900
He has a pretty good voice.

1025
01:09:56,900 --> 01:09:57,900
Pretty good.

1026
01:09:57,900 --> 01:09:58,900
Why did the cop quit?

1027
01:09:58,900 --> 01:09:59,900
I already brought that up.

1028
01:09:59,900 --> 01:10:06,340
Now, when they're leaving the this is what I've almost never understood about animals

1029
01:10:06,340 --> 01:10:10,900
in general like horses, reindeers, if they're like dogs or whatever, if they're slaying

1030
01:10:10,900 --> 01:10:12,220
you.

1031
01:10:12,220 --> 01:10:19,580
If the animals ahead know that there's something they shouldn't run into, I would imagine that

1032
01:10:19,580 --> 01:10:22,740
it would take a lot of youth.

1033
01:10:22,740 --> 01:10:25,340
They would avoid it because they don't want to run into it.

1034
01:10:25,340 --> 01:10:30,340
So there's a lot of movies where horses are just run off cliffs.

1035
01:10:30,340 --> 01:10:33,660
I'll give them that because maybe at a certain angle, you don't know.

1036
01:10:33,660 --> 01:10:34,660
You're just running.

1037
01:10:34,660 --> 01:10:37,060
They can't see down and they just run off a cliff.

1038
01:10:37,060 --> 01:10:39,060
I'm sure that happens in nature all the time.

1039
01:10:39,060 --> 01:10:40,060
It sucks.

1040
01:10:40,060 --> 01:10:45,900
Why would the reindeer when they're leaving drive through a billboard like they see the

1041
01:10:45,900 --> 01:10:46,900
billboard.

1042
01:10:46,900 --> 01:10:47,900
They're not stupid.

1043
01:10:47,900 --> 01:10:49,860
They have the ability to maneuver around it.

1044
01:10:49,860 --> 01:10:51,420
But they literally crash through it.

1045
01:10:51,420 --> 01:10:55,740
Because the way they did it, they were pulling really hard and it was almost like when you

1046
01:10:55,740 --> 01:10:58,100
see a plane take off and they can't do it.

1047
01:10:58,100 --> 01:10:59,100
They do that thing.

1048
01:10:59,100 --> 01:11:00,100
Yeah.

1049
01:11:00,100 --> 01:11:01,660
You know what the most unbelievable version of.

1050
01:11:01,660 --> 01:11:02,740
They couldn't fly.

1051
01:11:02,740 --> 01:11:06,180
You realize the reindeer in this couldn't fly until they attached the belt.

1052
01:11:06,180 --> 01:11:07,180
Yeah.

1053
01:11:07,180 --> 01:11:08,180
It's all science.

1054
01:11:08,180 --> 01:11:09,180
It took some magic.

1055
01:11:09,180 --> 01:11:10,180
Oh, you said magic.

1056
01:11:10,180 --> 01:11:11,180
I said science.

1057
01:11:11,180 --> 01:11:12,180
Yeah, but it's magic in this case.

1058
01:11:12,180 --> 01:11:13,180
At the same time we said that.

1059
01:11:13,180 --> 01:11:14,780
But I would say I think it's more science.

1060
01:11:14,780 --> 01:11:16,780
I think he's an inventor.

1061
01:11:16,780 --> 01:11:19,780
Well, he is definitely an inventor.

1062
01:11:19,780 --> 01:11:20,780
Yeah.

1063
01:11:20,780 --> 01:11:21,780
OK.

1064
01:11:21,780 --> 01:11:22,780
Oh, shit.

1065
01:11:22,780 --> 01:11:23,780
What were you.

1066
01:11:23,780 --> 01:11:24,780
I just had a point.

1067
01:11:24,780 --> 01:11:25,780
And then you ruined it by putting the belt in my head.

1068
01:11:25,780 --> 01:11:26,780
Now I'm thinking about the science.

1069
01:11:26,780 --> 01:11:27,780
It doesn't matter.

1070
01:11:27,780 --> 01:11:34,340
So sweet ending the decorations in the house.

1071
01:11:34,340 --> 01:11:35,340
I'm not crying.

1072
01:11:35,340 --> 01:11:37,660
I put again when the mom comes in.

1073
01:11:37,660 --> 01:11:38,660
And the Christmas presents.

1074
01:11:38,660 --> 01:11:39,660
Perfect.

1075
01:11:39,660 --> 01:11:40,660
The ornament ending.

1076
01:11:40,660 --> 01:11:41,660
That's what that's what got me.

1077
01:11:41,660 --> 01:11:42,660
Yeah.

1078
01:11:42,660 --> 01:11:43,660
That's what got me.

1079
01:11:43,660 --> 01:11:44,660
So we finally had one wish.

1080
01:11:44,660 --> 01:11:45,660
Right.

1081
01:11:45,660 --> 01:11:46,660
And it was to tell his dad that he was proud of him.

1082
01:11:46,660 --> 01:11:47,660
And then his dad.

1083
01:11:47,660 --> 01:11:50,660
Now we're to have his dad tell us to see his dad again with his wish.

1084
01:11:50,660 --> 01:11:51,660
Yeah.

1085
01:11:51,660 --> 01:11:52,660
No, I don't even know.

1086
01:11:52,660 --> 01:11:58,260
The thing is, is his wish wasn't to have his dad tell him that he was that have the dad

1087
01:11:58,260 --> 01:11:59,540
say he's proud of him.

1088
01:11:59,540 --> 01:12:05,460
His wish was to tell his dad who's now dead that he's proud of him.

1089
01:12:05,460 --> 01:12:06,460
That's the thing.

1090
01:12:06,460 --> 01:12:07,460
It wasn't a magic.

1091
01:12:07,460 --> 01:12:10,460
It wasn't an ornament that repeats things back to you.

1092
01:12:10,460 --> 01:12:12,740
Which I thought at first I was like, oh, it's a magic.

1093
01:12:12,740 --> 01:12:16,460
He can say things and have his dad say back to him, which is kind of a weird thing.

1094
01:12:16,460 --> 01:12:19,460
No, I think it's he had a chance to tell his dad.

1095
01:12:19,460 --> 01:12:26,580
See, and I also I kind of saw it as a kind of more of a like he wanted to see his dad.

1096
01:12:26,580 --> 01:12:29,940
But you know, and he wanted his dad to say he was proud of him.

1097
01:12:29,940 --> 01:12:34,860
But then when he saw the ornament and the reflection of him turned into his dad, that

1098
01:12:34,860 --> 01:12:37,020
was him seeing like become your dad.

1099
01:12:37,020 --> 01:12:38,740
Like, I know that was it.

1100
01:12:38,740 --> 01:12:39,740
Yeah.

1101
01:12:39,740 --> 01:12:43,260
That's what I took out of it like two or three times in this movie specifically.

1102
01:12:43,260 --> 01:12:44,260
Yeah.

1103
01:12:44,260 --> 01:12:48,300
He says, I just want to tell dad and then dot dot dot.

1104
01:12:48,300 --> 01:12:50,180
It cuts off in the letter.

1105
01:12:50,180 --> 01:12:53,700
It's like, and I just want to tell dad and then she gets taken away from him.

1106
01:12:53,700 --> 01:12:56,180
The thing I kept thinking it was going to say that I love him or what?

1107
01:12:56,180 --> 01:12:57,180
Exactly.

1108
01:12:57,180 --> 01:12:58,180
I was like, I miss you.

1109
01:12:58,180 --> 01:12:59,180
I love you or whatever.

1110
01:12:59,180 --> 01:13:00,180
And it's better than that.

1111
01:13:00,180 --> 01:13:04,180
It's he's telling his brave firefighter father, I'm proud of you.

1112
01:13:04,180 --> 01:13:05,180
Yeah.

1113
01:13:05,180 --> 01:13:06,180
Like that.

1114
01:13:06,180 --> 01:13:08,660
And that was important for him to be able to say that.

1115
01:13:08,660 --> 01:13:13,380
But then having his dad say it back to him was also very important while he was saying,

1116
01:13:13,380 --> 01:13:14,380
yeah, yeah.

1117
01:13:14,380 --> 01:13:16,900
So I think it was I think, yeah, what a sweet end.

1118
01:13:16,900 --> 01:13:18,900
I'm almost tearing up thinking about it now.

1119
01:13:18,900 --> 01:13:20,660
Wait for the second one.

1120
01:13:20,660 --> 01:13:21,660
You're not there yet.

1121
01:13:21,660 --> 01:13:22,660
Oh, my God.

1122
01:13:22,660 --> 01:13:23,660
Yeah.

1123
01:13:23,660 --> 01:13:27,220
So, yeah, you got to go home tonight and watch the second movie.

1124
01:13:27,220 --> 01:13:28,220
You don't have kids.

1125
01:13:28,220 --> 01:13:29,220
I know.

1126
01:13:29,220 --> 01:13:30,220
I know.

1127
01:13:30,220 --> 01:13:31,220
Yeah.

1128
01:13:31,220 --> 01:13:33,740
Well, then he called his dad and told him, you're going to die soon.

1129
01:13:33,740 --> 01:13:36,780
I'm the worst human being on the planet.

1130
01:13:36,780 --> 01:13:37,780
That's official.

1131
01:13:37,780 --> 01:13:40,180
What's your favorite scene in the whole movie?

1132
01:13:40,180 --> 01:13:41,420
Oh, I don't know.

1133
01:13:41,420 --> 01:13:43,340
I think it.

1134
01:13:43,340 --> 01:13:44,340
It might be.

1135
01:13:44,340 --> 01:13:48,300
Well, I just these those super sweet moments.

1136
01:13:48,300 --> 01:13:53,820
Oh, by the way, earlier this week, you guys were asking sort of what the vibe of the movie

1137
01:13:53,820 --> 01:13:56,220
was, and I couldn't quite come up.

1138
01:13:56,220 --> 01:13:59,660
But then I think Mike said so sort of like a Hallmark movie.

1139
01:13:59,660 --> 01:14:05,740
And I think I said like, but like I was like, yeah, the vibe of a Hallmark movie, but the

1140
01:14:05,740 --> 01:14:07,740
best version of it that you can think of.

1141
01:14:07,740 --> 01:14:08,980
And that is what this is.

1142
01:14:08,980 --> 01:14:09,980
Yeah.

1143
01:14:09,980 --> 01:14:13,020
Because it's the decorations are sweet and not over the top.

1144
01:14:13,020 --> 01:14:14,020
No.

1145
01:14:14,020 --> 01:14:15,020
In the first movie.

1146
01:14:15,020 --> 01:14:16,020
No, in the second movie.

1147
01:14:16,020 --> 01:14:17,500
Well, that's because that's the North Pole.

1148
01:14:17,500 --> 01:14:18,500
That's.

1149
01:14:18,500 --> 01:14:19,500
Yeah.

1150
01:14:19,500 --> 01:14:20,500
You spend a lot more time in the North Pole.

1151
01:14:20,500 --> 01:14:22,500
You get a lot more Christmas stuff.

1152
01:14:22,500 --> 01:14:26,420
They sort of underplayed a little bit in this where it's like you don't like you see it

1153
01:14:26,420 --> 01:14:27,860
around in the peripherals.

1154
01:14:27,860 --> 01:14:28,860
But I don't know some of it.

1155
01:14:28,860 --> 01:14:33,260
But then you look at think about even in this one, the spiral tree thing that sits up through

1156
01:14:33,260 --> 01:14:34,260
the.

1157
01:14:34,260 --> 01:14:38,060
When the present scene where she goes in the bag and then it goes down through the big

1158
01:14:38,060 --> 01:14:39,060
hole.

1159
01:14:39,060 --> 01:14:40,060
A tree.

1160
01:14:40,060 --> 01:14:41,060
Yeah, that was cool.

1161
01:14:41,060 --> 01:14:42,060
Yeah.

1162
01:14:42,060 --> 01:14:43,060
So cool.

1163
01:14:43,060 --> 01:14:44,060
Bare belt.

1164
01:14:44,060 --> 01:14:45,060
Santa's Hall there with the Hall of Letters.

1165
01:14:45,060 --> 01:14:46,060
Yeah.

1166
01:14:46,060 --> 01:14:49,260
This is the kind of if I was a director or writer or whatever, this is the kind of movie

1167
01:14:49,260 --> 01:14:55,060
I would make because it's just those little loving touches of details like, yeah, so when

1168
01:14:55,060 --> 01:14:58,100
she goes through the bag, I want it to look like the Christmas tree when she comes out

1169
01:14:58,100 --> 01:14:59,100
the other end.

1170
01:14:59,100 --> 01:15:00,100
What do you mean?

1171
01:15:00,100 --> 01:15:01,100
I don't know.

1172
01:15:01,100 --> 01:15:06,060
I just want the presents to come out resembling like a Christmas tree like formation as it

1173
01:15:06,060 --> 01:15:07,060
goes up into the whatever.

1174
01:15:07,060 --> 01:15:08,060
It's like cool.

1175
01:15:08,060 --> 01:15:09,060
Yeah.

1176
01:15:09,060 --> 01:15:10,060
Very cool.

1177
01:15:10,060 --> 01:15:11,340
So it looks great.

1178
01:15:11,340 --> 01:15:12,420
Well acted.

1179
01:15:12,420 --> 01:15:13,700
The kid actors were great.

1180
01:15:13,700 --> 01:15:16,500
They didn't aggravate me at all, which I do get very aggravated.

1181
01:15:16,500 --> 01:15:17,500
I get that a lot of times.

1182
01:15:17,500 --> 01:15:18,500
Yeah.

1183
01:15:18,500 --> 01:15:19,500
These felt like real kids.

1184
01:15:19,500 --> 01:15:22,660
Even in the second one, they introduced a character that might be problematic because

1185
01:15:22,660 --> 01:15:25,780
of his trait of being nervous.

1186
01:15:25,780 --> 01:15:27,540
But I like him a lot.

1187
01:15:27,540 --> 01:15:30,060
So this has done some good.

1188
01:15:30,060 --> 01:15:31,060
Yeah.

1189
01:15:31,060 --> 01:15:32,060
The other kid, a little brother figure.

1190
01:15:32,060 --> 01:15:33,060
Yeah.

1191
01:15:33,060 --> 01:15:34,060
Yeah.

1192
01:15:34,060 --> 01:15:35,060
The little the other kid.

1193
01:15:35,060 --> 01:15:36,060
Yeah.

1194
01:15:36,060 --> 01:15:37,740
But also the other guy in the movie.

1195
01:15:37,740 --> 01:15:38,740
It doesn't matter.

1196
01:15:38,740 --> 01:15:39,740
We can't keep.

1197
01:15:39,740 --> 01:15:40,740
No, but they kind of reverse roles.

1198
01:15:40,740 --> 01:15:42,980
I would just say the point of that was that they kind of reverse roles.

1199
01:15:42,980 --> 01:15:43,980
Yeah.

1200
01:15:43,980 --> 01:15:44,980
She becomes the older.

1201
01:15:44,980 --> 01:15:45,980
She becomes the older brother.

1202
01:15:45,980 --> 01:15:48,020
And then the new characters kind of the younger.

1203
01:15:48,020 --> 01:15:49,900
So the older brother is not in the second one.

1204
01:15:49,900 --> 01:15:50,900
But not as much.

1205
01:15:50,900 --> 01:15:52,700
She's in the very beginning in the very.

1206
01:15:52,700 --> 01:15:53,700
OK.

1207
01:15:53,700 --> 01:15:54,700
At that point, he's like now.

1208
01:15:54,700 --> 01:15:59,980
My favorite scene in this has to be what I have named Orange is the New North Pole.

1209
01:15:59,980 --> 01:16:01,980
Oh, whether in the jail.

1210
01:16:01,980 --> 01:16:07,580
And they do the musical number and he's pulling out guitars and a piano.

1211
01:16:07,580 --> 01:16:12,500
And it's just the East Street band that I'm like, and then the cop at the very end, he's

1212
01:16:12,500 --> 01:16:14,500
like, yeah, all right, here, go ahead.

1213
01:16:14,500 --> 01:16:15,500
Go.

1214
01:16:15,500 --> 01:16:18,500
And then did you like I love that because I thought he was going to walk out.

1215
01:16:18,500 --> 01:16:20,220
Yeah, he didn't walk out.

1216
01:16:20,220 --> 01:16:21,260
He used the magic.

1217
01:16:21,260 --> 01:16:24,260
He went to let him out and he went.

1218
01:16:24,260 --> 01:16:25,260
Yeah, that's great.

1219
01:16:25,260 --> 01:16:29,260
And then he gives the kid the hat and I didn't need it at all.

1220
01:16:29,260 --> 01:16:30,820
I didn't never needed it.

1221
01:16:30,820 --> 01:16:31,900
So great.

1222
01:16:31,900 --> 01:16:34,540
So let's rate this thing.

1223
01:16:34,540 --> 01:16:40,820
I give it a B. So sorry, as far as our rating system goes for a few more weeks, for a few

1224
01:16:40,820 --> 01:16:45,180
more weeks is at least we go from B because we typically were doing B movies.

1225
01:16:45,180 --> 01:16:46,180
We don't anymore.

1226
01:16:46,180 --> 01:16:50,060
But that's where our top grade is, is B. He goes all the way down to W. We won't have

1227
01:16:50,060 --> 01:16:51,060
to think about that for now.

1228
01:16:51,060 --> 01:16:53,180
I don't think any of us are getting close to that.

1229
01:16:53,180 --> 01:17:00,700
So I was between a B plus and a B. And I think maybe after talking about it again, I'm going

1230
01:17:00,700 --> 01:17:01,700
to up it to a B plus.

1231
01:17:01,700 --> 01:17:03,700
So B plus for me.

1232
01:17:03,700 --> 01:17:07,420
I mean, yeah, that's we we picked really good Christmas movies this year.

1233
01:17:07,420 --> 01:17:12,860
It was kind of hard to great give anything a grade lower than a B. Like, this is definitely

1234
01:17:12,860 --> 01:17:14,700
a solid Christmas movie.

1235
01:17:14,700 --> 01:17:18,380
Probably going to watch it again with the kids and for years to come.

1236
01:17:18,380 --> 01:17:21,940
Give it a B. Yeah, this will be a yearly watch for us to have a B plus.

1237
01:17:21,940 --> 01:17:22,940
Yeah.

1238
01:17:22,940 --> 01:17:27,780
I mean, I can't think of it honestly, even the ones we watched.

1239
01:17:27,780 --> 01:17:28,780
Yeah.

1240
01:17:28,780 --> 01:17:30,780
A better feeling from beginning to end.

1241
01:17:30,780 --> 01:17:33,100
Some of the bad just as good of a feeling.

1242
01:17:33,100 --> 01:17:34,100
Yeah.

1243
01:17:34,100 --> 01:17:37,100
It was like we get the end of the movie, like playing strength.

1244
01:17:37,100 --> 01:17:38,100
Yeah.

1245
01:17:38,100 --> 01:17:39,100
Towards the end of the movie.

1246
01:17:39,100 --> 01:17:40,100
Yeah.

1247
01:17:40,100 --> 01:17:41,100
This movie drew out.

1248
01:17:41,100 --> 01:17:42,100
Yeah.

1249
01:17:42,100 --> 01:17:43,100
Just it feels like Christmas.

1250
01:17:43,100 --> 01:17:44,100
Was it directed by Chris Columbus?

1251
01:17:44,100 --> 01:17:45,100
No, he was a producer.

1252
01:17:45,100 --> 01:17:46,100
OK.

1253
01:17:46,100 --> 01:17:47,100
Yeah.

1254
01:17:47,100 --> 01:17:48,100
Got it.

1255
01:17:48,100 --> 01:17:49,100
Different director, different writer.

1256
01:17:49,100 --> 01:17:50,100
He was a producer on it.

1257
01:17:50,100 --> 01:17:51,100
Cool.

1258
01:17:51,100 --> 01:17:52,100
Well, he produced the hell out of it.

1259
01:17:52,100 --> 01:17:53,100
He was a producer very often.

1260
01:17:53,100 --> 01:17:54,100
Yeah.

1261
01:17:54,100 --> 01:17:55,100
You know, you could feel behind it.

1262
01:17:55,100 --> 01:17:56,100
Yeah.

1263
01:17:56,100 --> 01:17:57,100
Awesome.

1264
01:17:57,100 --> 01:17:58,100
Well, great.

1265
01:17:58,100 --> 01:18:02,460
And as always, we're going to do a quick little recommendation, recreational recommendation.

1266
01:18:02,460 --> 01:18:07,340
We miss you, Austin.

1267
01:18:07,340 --> 01:18:09,060
I have one more thing about this movie.

1268
01:18:09,060 --> 01:18:10,060
Oh.

1269
01:18:10,060 --> 01:18:11,540
It's not really even about this movie.

1270
01:18:11,540 --> 01:18:17,500
I told you earlier a little story about my my granddad.

1271
01:18:17,500 --> 01:18:18,500
You haven't seen the second movie.

1272
01:18:18,500 --> 01:18:28,620
But I'm going to show you the character that my wife, my granddaughter said, this character

1273
01:18:28,620 --> 01:18:32,020
came on screen and she went, is Andy in this movie?

1274
01:18:32,020 --> 01:18:36,220
Oh my God, I forgot about this.

1275
01:18:36,220 --> 01:18:39,420
Oh, what?

1276
01:18:39,420 --> 01:18:41,500
Andy clean shaven and with long hair.

1277
01:18:41,500 --> 01:18:42,500
Yeah.

1278
01:18:42,500 --> 01:18:43,500
And a little a little darker.

1279
01:18:43,500 --> 01:18:44,500
She thinks I look like.

1280
01:18:44,500 --> 01:18:47,420
Well, no, personality wise, I think it had more to do with personality.

1281
01:18:47,420 --> 01:18:49,500
Is that the same kid from Stranger Things?

1282
01:18:49,500 --> 01:18:50,500
That's Bell Snickles.

1283
01:18:50,500 --> 01:18:51,500
His name.

1284
01:18:51,500 --> 01:18:52,500
Bell Snickle.

1285
01:18:52,500 --> 01:18:54,860
Is he the pizza kid from Stranger Things?

1286
01:18:54,860 --> 01:18:58,300
Did the pizza kid from Stranger Things have a stoner kind of accent?

1287
01:18:58,300 --> 01:19:00,580
Did he have an accent like stoner accent?

1288
01:19:00,580 --> 01:19:02,420
He was like a stoner surfer, dude.

1289
01:19:02,420 --> 01:19:04,060
Oh, this kid's New Zealand.

1290
01:19:04,060 --> 01:19:05,940
He's from something else I've seen.

1291
01:19:05,940 --> 01:19:08,940
Oh, is he the one from?

1292
01:19:08,940 --> 01:19:11,060
Is it where the where the wild things are?

1293
01:19:11,060 --> 01:19:13,460
It's Walder people or something.

1294
01:19:13,460 --> 01:19:22,540
We were about half or maybe two thirds of the movie when she said it, she said, I don't

1295
01:19:22,540 --> 01:19:24,780
know if I'm offended or happy.

1296
01:19:24,780 --> 01:19:28,460
I know we're happy because I kind of like that dude.

1297
01:19:28,460 --> 01:19:29,460
Yeah, exactly.

1298
01:19:29,460 --> 01:19:31,660
Was it Wilder people?

1299
01:19:31,660 --> 01:19:32,980
I know what you're talking about.

1300
01:19:32,980 --> 01:19:34,220
I'm going to solve this for you.

1301
01:19:34,220 --> 01:19:39,140
His name is Julian Dennison and we know him from Deadpool.

1302
01:19:39,140 --> 01:19:41,420
The moment I saw a different picture of him.

1303
01:19:41,420 --> 01:19:43,660
He's the kid from Deadpool.

1304
01:19:43,660 --> 01:19:44,660
First one has the flame.

1305
01:19:44,660 --> 01:19:48,460
But I think he is in that whatever movie I'm trying to name.

1306
01:19:48,460 --> 01:19:49,460
I don't know.

1307
01:19:49,460 --> 01:19:50,460
I just it was funny.

1308
01:19:50,460 --> 01:19:51,660
It's the Wilder.

1309
01:19:51,660 --> 01:19:53,260
It's exactly hunt for the Wilder people.

1310
01:19:53,260 --> 01:19:54,260
OK.

1311
01:19:54,260 --> 01:19:55,780
How did you pull that out of your ass right at the right moment?

1312
01:19:55,780 --> 01:19:57,820
I was about to read it off to you.

1313
01:19:57,820 --> 01:20:02,260
You read it as my brain was reading it because it was coming back to me.

1314
01:20:02,260 --> 01:20:03,260
Is that a good movie?

1315
01:20:03,260 --> 01:20:04,500
I haven't watched it, but I wanted to.

1316
01:20:04,500 --> 01:20:05,540
It looked good.

1317
01:20:05,540 --> 01:20:11,060
It's like it's like kind of like a kid, an old man, a grumpy old man kind of friend story

1318
01:20:11,060 --> 01:20:12,660
thing, like kids running away.

1319
01:20:12,660 --> 01:20:15,220
Oh, it's played by Taika Waititi.

1320
01:20:15,220 --> 01:20:16,220
Yeah.

1321
01:20:16,220 --> 01:20:19,460
Oh, it's a I think it is Taika Waititi movie.

1322
01:20:19,460 --> 01:20:22,220
But it's Sam Neal Sam and him.

1323
01:20:22,220 --> 01:20:24,700
And Taika Waititi is the director.

1324
01:20:24,700 --> 01:20:25,700
Yeah.

1325
01:20:25,700 --> 01:20:26,700
Oh, shit.

1326
01:20:26,700 --> 01:20:27,700
I'm going to watch that.

1327
01:20:27,700 --> 01:20:28,700
Yeah, that looks good.

1328
01:20:28,700 --> 01:20:29,700
So is that your record?

1329
01:20:29,700 --> 01:20:30,700
Andy is Bill Snickle.

1330
01:20:30,700 --> 01:20:31,700
I guess it could be.

1331
01:20:31,700 --> 01:20:32,700
Andy is Bill Snickle.

1332
01:20:32,700 --> 01:20:37,300
I'm Bill Snickle from Christmas Chronicle two, everybody.

1333
01:20:37,300 --> 01:20:40,060
If I had long hair and shaved, it was New Zealand.

1334
01:20:40,060 --> 01:20:45,860
But I do now that I'm thinking about it, he is a little bit just grumpy and super smart

1335
01:20:45,860 --> 01:20:47,980
and handsome.

1336
01:20:47,980 --> 01:20:48,980
So I get it.

1337
01:20:48,980 --> 01:20:49,980
He's cool.

1338
01:20:49,980 --> 01:20:50,980
He's a good character.

1339
01:20:50,980 --> 01:20:51,980
I like him.

1340
01:20:51,980 --> 01:20:52,980
He's a good character.

1341
01:20:52,980 --> 01:20:55,980
And well, no, I don't want to say too much.

1342
01:20:55,980 --> 01:20:58,980
Now I'm going to watch that with that in mind.

1343
01:20:58,980 --> 01:20:59,980
This is Andy.

1344
01:20:59,980 --> 01:21:03,260
OK, that's how kids see Andy's children.

1345
01:21:03,260 --> 01:21:04,260
Great.

1346
01:21:04,260 --> 01:21:08,340
That's Bill Snickle, the famous villain of Christmas.

1347
01:21:08,340 --> 01:21:12,380
Well, I think it had come right after, you know, we watched this pretty much right after

1348
01:21:12,380 --> 01:21:13,380
Thanksgiving.

1349
01:21:13,380 --> 01:21:14,380
Oh, I just been at the house.

1350
01:21:14,380 --> 01:21:18,380
Y'all had just been messing with her at the house, kind of messing, you know, teasing.

1351
01:21:18,380 --> 01:21:19,380
Yeah.

1352
01:21:19,380 --> 01:21:20,380
It's like so.

1353
01:21:20,380 --> 01:21:21,380
I was teasing all of them, everybody.

1354
01:21:21,380 --> 01:21:22,380
Yeah, that's awesome.

1355
01:21:22,380 --> 01:21:26,140
There's three teen kids that were just being all teenagers.

1356
01:21:26,140 --> 01:21:27,140
Yeah.

1357
01:21:27,140 --> 01:21:32,460
One of them wants to be a paleontologist.

1358
01:21:32,460 --> 01:21:33,460
That's cool.

1359
01:21:33,460 --> 01:21:34,460
That's awesome.

1360
01:21:34,460 --> 01:21:38,260
That's that super smart little guy.

1361
01:21:38,260 --> 01:21:39,260
He's the one that could do it.

1362
01:21:39,260 --> 01:21:40,260
Yeah.

1363
01:21:40,260 --> 01:21:41,260
Oh, no, he can't.

1364
01:21:41,260 --> 01:21:42,260
That's funny.

1365
01:21:42,260 --> 01:21:43,260
It's going to be cool.

1366
01:21:43,260 --> 01:21:44,260
Yeah.

1367
01:21:44,260 --> 01:21:45,260
Oh, so all right.

1368
01:21:45,260 --> 01:21:46,260
Recreational recommendations.

1369
01:21:46,260 --> 01:21:47,260
Give me another one.

1370
01:21:47,260 --> 01:22:10,500
Beep boop.

1371
01:22:10,500 --> 01:22:12,500
Again we miss you, Austin.

1372
01:22:12,500 --> 01:22:13,500
Yeah.

1373
01:22:13,500 --> 01:22:14,500
Yeah.

1374
01:22:14,500 --> 01:22:15,500
All right.

1375
01:22:15,500 --> 01:22:19,940
So does anyone have anything because I pretty much have just been busy.

1376
01:22:19,940 --> 01:22:20,940
Yeah.

1377
01:22:20,940 --> 01:22:22,180
It's been Thanksgiving week.

1378
01:22:22,180 --> 01:22:23,180
I haven't done much.

1379
01:22:23,180 --> 01:22:26,260
Well, last week I recommended an older game, a couple of years old.

1380
01:22:26,260 --> 01:22:27,260
They're high on life.

1381
01:22:27,260 --> 01:22:31,900
I beat it and then now I'm starting the DLC high on knife.

1382
01:22:31,900 --> 01:22:32,900
Which I have not played.

1383
01:22:32,900 --> 01:22:33,900
It's fun.

1384
01:22:33,900 --> 01:22:36,340
Like I'm a little bit into it right now.

1385
01:22:36,340 --> 01:22:41,420
It's funny because like one of the first levels you go to, there's like a giant monster that

1386
01:22:41,420 --> 01:22:45,820
you kind of like have to encounter with and he's like soaking in this toxic water and

1387
01:22:45,820 --> 01:22:48,380
he wants you to shoot these like leeches off of him.

1388
01:22:48,380 --> 01:22:52,420
And then you have to go down into like a cave where his ass is there and you have to shoot

1389
01:22:52,420 --> 01:22:54,120
some off his ass.

1390
01:22:54,120 --> 01:22:59,180
And it's a bar and it's like Cheers, but it's Cheeks.

1391
01:22:59,180 --> 01:23:04,420
And they have all these characters and then Frasier, actual Frasier is there.

1392
01:23:04,420 --> 01:23:05,420
Oh, that's funny.

1393
01:23:05,420 --> 01:23:06,420
Yeah.

1394
01:23:06,420 --> 01:23:10,620
And it's like a whole little like 15, 20 minute episode of Cheers and you're the bounty hunter

1395
01:23:10,620 --> 01:23:12,500
and you're a guest star.

1396
01:23:12,500 --> 01:23:13,500
That's amazing.

1397
01:23:13,500 --> 01:23:14,500
I'm going to go play this.

1398
01:23:14,500 --> 01:23:15,500
It's great.

1399
01:23:15,500 --> 01:23:16,500
It was like $15.

1400
01:23:16,500 --> 01:23:17,500
It's worth it.

1401
01:23:17,500 --> 01:23:18,500
Yeah.

1402
01:23:18,500 --> 01:23:19,500
Yeah.

1403
01:23:19,500 --> 01:23:20,500
High on knife.

1404
01:23:20,500 --> 01:23:21,500
Perfect.

1405
01:23:21,500 --> 01:23:22,500
Awesome.

1406
01:23:22,500 --> 01:23:23,500
Mike?

1407
01:23:23,500 --> 01:23:24,500
Two.

1408
01:23:24,500 --> 01:23:30,780
I actually, Tex-Mex Motors.

1409
01:23:30,780 --> 01:23:31,780
Weird show.

1410
01:23:31,780 --> 01:23:32,780
They go down to Mexico.

1411
01:23:32,780 --> 01:23:33,780
That's what you talked about last week, right?

1412
01:23:33,780 --> 01:23:34,780
Yeah, I talked about it last week.

1413
01:23:34,780 --> 01:23:37,780
I was just finishing it up this week.

1414
01:23:37,780 --> 01:23:40,060
And it's just good.

1415
01:23:40,060 --> 01:23:44,220
If you like car shows, it's a great show.

1416
01:23:44,220 --> 01:23:47,020
They go down to Mexico, bring back cars.

1417
01:23:47,020 --> 01:23:51,780
It's like, and stuff you wouldn't believe like that they can do.

1418
01:23:51,780 --> 01:23:56,580
I had no idea that these places that do restorations, first of all, they make money.

1419
01:23:56,580 --> 01:23:57,580
Oh yeah.

1420
01:23:57,580 --> 01:24:00,820
Because they literally go through and tell you how much money they make.

1421
01:24:00,820 --> 01:24:01,820
That's cool.

1422
01:24:01,820 --> 01:24:03,580
So they go through and they go, well, we went and bought, went down to Mexico and bought

1423
01:24:03,580 --> 01:24:04,580
this.

1424
01:24:04,580 --> 01:24:07,700
For one, they bought an Indian bike for example.

1425
01:24:07,700 --> 01:24:10,140
And they got it thrown in with another deal.

1426
01:24:10,140 --> 01:24:18,820
And so like the whole out of the deal was like $7,000 for this half of a pickup truck

1427
01:24:18,820 --> 01:24:21,340
and this Indian half of a bike.

1428
01:24:21,340 --> 01:24:22,980
They go back and they order all the parts and all that.

1429
01:24:22,980 --> 01:24:26,140
They tell you how much they had to pay for everything as they get it in and they have

1430
01:24:26,140 --> 01:24:29,780
a painter that didn't show you the whole process of restoring it.

1431
01:24:29,780 --> 01:24:32,860
And then they actually show you them selling.

1432
01:24:32,860 --> 01:24:35,820
So from beginning to end, it takes you through it.

1433
01:24:35,820 --> 01:24:37,980
And like in this case, they actually-

1434
01:24:37,980 --> 01:24:40,100
And they do an actual breakdown of actual costs.

1435
01:24:40,100 --> 01:24:42,380
Actual cost, actually what they sell it for.

1436
01:24:42,380 --> 01:24:43,380
That's pretty fucking cool.

1437
01:24:43,380 --> 01:24:44,380
It's very cool.

1438
01:24:44,380 --> 01:24:47,300
So it's almost like teaching you how to do this business if this is what you want to

1439
01:24:47,300 --> 01:24:48,300
do.

1440
01:24:48,300 --> 01:24:49,300
You could do it, yes.

1441
01:24:49,300 --> 01:24:52,300
If you knew how to make a fucking half pickup truck into a full truck.

1442
01:24:52,300 --> 01:24:53,300
Exactly.

1443
01:24:53,300 --> 01:24:54,300
Yeah, exactly.

1444
01:24:54,300 --> 01:24:55,300
You know how to do that?

1445
01:24:55,300 --> 01:24:56,300
That's what they're doing.

1446
01:24:56,300 --> 01:24:57,300
No.

1447
01:24:57,300 --> 01:24:58,300
It's literally-

1448
01:24:58,300 --> 01:24:59,300
But they're showing you.

1449
01:24:59,300 --> 01:25:00,300
Not a half pickup truck.

1450
01:25:00,300 --> 01:25:01,300
When I say half pickup truck, I'm telling you, you don't-

1451
01:25:01,300 --> 01:25:02,300
It's the back end.

1452
01:25:02,300 --> 01:25:03,300
It's just the bed.

1453
01:25:03,300 --> 01:25:04,300
No, it's just the cab.

1454
01:25:04,300 --> 01:25:05,300
Okay.

1455
01:25:05,300 --> 01:25:06,300
They put a wooden hood on it.

1456
01:25:06,300 --> 01:25:07,300
Oh shit.

1457
01:25:07,300 --> 01:25:09,060
No bed at all.

1458
01:25:09,060 --> 01:25:11,060
So they do a lot of fabrication as well?

1459
01:25:11,060 --> 01:25:12,060
It was old C10.

1460
01:25:12,060 --> 01:25:13,060
No, they order the parts.

1461
01:25:13,060 --> 01:25:14,060
All original parts.

1462
01:25:14,060 --> 01:25:15,060
Like they go on eBay and find a bed.

1463
01:25:15,060 --> 01:25:16,060
Oh shit.

1464
01:25:16,060 --> 01:25:18,060
They go find a left fender if they need a hood.

1465
01:25:18,060 --> 01:25:19,060
Whatever.

1466
01:25:19,060 --> 01:25:20,060
That's crazy.

1467
01:25:20,060 --> 01:25:24,940
And so like in this one, they only paid 7,000 for the two and they spent like 40 grand getting

1468
01:25:24,940 --> 01:25:25,940
this stuff.

1469
01:25:25,940 --> 01:25:27,460
But then they sold it for like a half million.

1470
01:25:27,460 --> 01:25:29,460
And they sold it, well not half, but like 200,000.

1471
01:25:29,460 --> 01:25:30,460
Okay.

1472
01:25:30,460 --> 01:25:32,460
So they made like $150,000 on this deal.

1473
01:25:32,460 --> 01:25:33,620
That's pretty awesome.

1474
01:25:33,620 --> 01:25:38,100
I think nine times out of 10, the wrong hood, the wrong door, the wrong whatever, it's just

1475
01:25:38,100 --> 01:25:42,420
a paint job away from being the right door.

1476
01:25:42,420 --> 01:25:43,420
The right hood.

1477
01:25:43,420 --> 01:25:46,420
Not if you're wanting a rich-

1478
01:25:46,420 --> 01:25:47,420
Oh, for us, yeah.

1479
01:25:47,420 --> 01:25:48,420
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

1480
01:25:48,420 --> 01:25:49,420
For us.

1481
01:25:49,420 --> 01:25:53,140
If I see a car driving down and it's got a blue door on a red car, I'm like, well, just

1482
01:25:53,140 --> 01:25:55,780
paint your fucking door red, you idiot.

1483
01:25:55,780 --> 01:25:58,940
And then you'll look like your car, it's a regular car.

1484
01:25:58,940 --> 01:26:01,860
So yeah, not for these motherfuckers, not these rich guys.

1485
01:26:01,860 --> 01:26:06,580
And the other thing I watch, which I recommend to everyone, and I don't care who you are,

1486
01:26:06,580 --> 01:26:10,500
whether you like dirty comedy, clean comedy, I don't care.

1487
01:26:10,500 --> 01:26:11,500
Okay.

1488
01:26:11,500 --> 01:26:12,500
Okay.

1489
01:26:12,500 --> 01:26:13,500
Old statement.

1490
01:26:13,500 --> 01:26:15,860
Jim Gaffigan has a special on hood.

1491
01:26:15,860 --> 01:26:20,420
And it is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

1492
01:26:20,420 --> 01:26:21,420
Brand new.

1493
01:26:21,420 --> 01:26:22,420
It's called the Skin.

1494
01:26:22,420 --> 01:26:23,420
Okay.

1495
01:26:23,420 --> 01:26:24,420
I like Jim Gaffigan.

1496
01:26:24,420 --> 01:26:25,420
Yeah, he's funny.

1497
01:26:25,420 --> 01:26:26,420
It is hilarious.

1498
01:26:26,420 --> 01:26:27,420
That's his newest special.

1499
01:26:27,420 --> 01:26:28,420
Newest.

1500
01:26:28,420 --> 01:26:29,420
Off the watch with my wife.

1501
01:26:29,420 --> 01:26:30,420
Just last week.

1502
01:26:30,420 --> 01:26:31,420
All right.

1503
01:26:31,420 --> 01:26:32,420
So did you watch skinny?

1504
01:26:32,420 --> 01:26:33,420
We got, oh.

1505
01:26:33,420 --> 01:26:35,420
Also Dr. Phil live on Netflix.

1506
01:26:35,420 --> 01:26:40,740
Yeah, I'm having a little trouble because I've listed so much of his Dr. Phil now.

1507
01:26:40,740 --> 01:26:42,580
I think I might be done with Dr. Phil.

1508
01:26:42,580 --> 01:26:46,340
This one though, it's an hour.

1509
01:26:46,340 --> 01:26:51,860
The best thing about it is the first like 20, 30 minutes is Dr. Phil, actual Dr. Phil

1510
01:26:51,860 --> 01:26:52,860
comes on.

1511
01:26:52,860 --> 01:26:53,860
Oh, does he really?

1512
01:26:53,860 --> 01:26:54,860
Yeah.

1513
01:26:54,860 --> 01:26:55,860
Well, that might be good.

1514
01:26:55,860 --> 01:26:56,860
That's what made it worth it.

1515
01:26:56,860 --> 01:26:57,860
That I would like to see.

1516
01:26:57,860 --> 01:26:58,860
Yeah.

1517
01:26:58,860 --> 01:27:02,260
I've seen and heard because he's been doing the podcast.

1518
01:27:02,260 --> 01:27:03,260
Yeah.

1519
01:27:03,260 --> 01:27:08,060
And he's done it now like maybe 60 or 70 episodes in a row.

1520
01:27:08,060 --> 01:27:09,060
Yeah.

1521
01:27:09,060 --> 01:27:10,060
That's true.

1522
01:27:10,060 --> 01:27:11,060
It's getting a little overdone.

1523
01:27:11,060 --> 01:27:12,060
A little stale.

1524
01:27:12,060 --> 01:27:13,060
Yeah.

1525
01:27:13,060 --> 01:27:16,660
Well, I like his other character, the nerdy one that he had.

1526
01:27:16,660 --> 01:27:17,660
Oh yeah.

1527
01:27:17,660 --> 01:27:18,660
That's what's up.

1528
01:27:18,660 --> 01:27:19,660
That's what's up.

1529
01:27:19,660 --> 01:27:20,660
That character was great.

1530
01:27:20,660 --> 01:27:28,340
Well everybody, thank you for joining us for another exciting episode of Fried Rice Podcast.

1531
01:27:28,340 --> 01:27:32,780
Not really Christmas edition, but yeah, we are covering Christmas movies and this definitely

1532
01:27:32,780 --> 01:27:35,740
hope you could feel the Christmas magic throughout because we were certainly feeling it.

1533
01:27:35,740 --> 01:27:39,060
I mean, there definitely was Christmas magic because we actually kept this one somewhat

1534
01:27:39,060 --> 01:27:40,060
family friendly.

1535
01:27:40,060 --> 01:27:41,060
Yeah.

1536
01:27:41,060 --> 01:27:42,060
We almost did.

1537
01:27:42,060 --> 01:27:43,060
Yeah.

1538
01:27:43,060 --> 01:27:44,060
Should we talk about?

1539
01:27:44,060 --> 01:27:45,060
No, just kidding.

1540
01:27:45,060 --> 01:27:46,060
I'm not going to ruin it all now.

1541
01:27:46,060 --> 01:27:47,060
We'll leave this one untainted.

1542
01:27:47,060 --> 01:27:48,060
Yeah, this might be our first.

1543
01:27:48,060 --> 01:27:49,060
Yeah.

1544
01:27:49,060 --> 01:27:50,060
It might be our first PG.

1545
01:27:50,060 --> 01:27:51,060
I mean, episode now, we cuss and stuff.

1546
01:27:51,060 --> 01:27:52,060
We said fuck.

1547
01:27:52,060 --> 01:27:53,060
Yeah.

1548
01:27:53,060 --> 01:27:54,060
So many times.

1549
01:27:54,060 --> 01:27:56,660
It's going to get an R I guess.

1550
01:27:56,660 --> 01:27:58,260
But we didn't talk about, you know.

1551
01:27:58,260 --> 01:27:59,260
Well, let's not.

1552
01:27:59,260 --> 01:28:00,260
Let's not talk.

1553
01:28:00,260 --> 01:28:01,460
Look, now we're so close.

1554
01:28:01,460 --> 01:28:03,180
We're so close to the ending.

1555
01:28:03,180 --> 01:28:06,260
With us as always is Brennan.

1556
01:28:06,260 --> 01:28:13,820
He's got a big old fucking Bebo.

1557
01:28:13,820 --> 01:28:16,260
Shipley up to Boston.

1558
01:28:16,260 --> 01:28:19,900
I was going to say, I think it's because we talked an hour about Star Wars born before

1559
01:28:19,900 --> 01:28:21,700
starting the podcast.

1560
01:28:21,700 --> 01:28:22,700
I couldn't do it.

1561
01:28:22,700 --> 01:28:23,700
Oh wait, no, this is Mike.

1562
01:28:23,700 --> 01:28:24,700
Sorry.

1563
01:28:24,700 --> 01:28:28,500
But this is always it's Michael.

1564
01:28:28,500 --> 01:28:36,860
Oh God, I wish I could remember that that one line from that movie, Only God Forgives,

1565
01:28:36,860 --> 01:28:40,340
or it's like, yeah, your brother's people.

1566
01:28:40,340 --> 01:28:46,340
It's just the worst, just the worst, most gross endings.

1567
01:28:46,340 --> 01:28:47,340
Just doubling down.

1568
01:28:47,340 --> 01:28:48,340
Yeah, fuck.

1569
01:28:48,340 --> 01:28:49,340
I'm so sorry, everybody.

1570
01:28:49,340 --> 01:28:52,340
Oh, maybe I'll edit this out.

1571
01:28:52,340 --> 01:28:55,020
Merry Christmas everyone.

1572
01:28:55,020 --> 01:28:56,620
And I've been your host, Andy Rice.

1573
01:28:56,620 --> 01:28:57,620
This is Bell Snickle.

1574
01:28:57,620 --> 01:28:59,420
This has been, I'm Bell Snickle.

1575
01:28:59,420 --> 01:29:02,660
This has been Fried Rice Podcast.

1576
01:29:02,660 --> 01:29:03,660
We've been podcast.

1577
01:29:03,660 --> 01:29:04,660
We've been fried.

1578
01:29:04,660 --> 01:29:08,900
I took a PG 13 and took it into an R hard.

1579
01:29:08,900 --> 01:29:09,900
Have a good night.

1580
01:29:09,900 --> 01:29:22,620
And bye.