1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:27,880 And welcome everybody to another episode of Fried Rice Podcast. 2 00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:30,800 I'm your host Andy Rice, let's get fried. 3 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:32,640 With me as always is Brennan. 4 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:37,920 Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun 5 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:38,920 ship me up to Boston. 6 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:39,920 Hello everybody. 7 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:44,600 With me as always is Michael. 8 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:48,960 I bet his family wishes that he would leave them home alone every now and then, you know 9 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:49,960 what I mean? 10 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:52,040 Just give them some space away from him. 11 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:53,040 Larson. 12 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:55,680 Hey everybody, Merry Christmas. 13 00:00:55,680 --> 00:01:02,120 It's Michael, if he were the Wet Bandits he'd be both of them, Larson. 14 00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:08,120 It's Michael, if I could set my apartment up with booby traps that when he came over 15 00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:12,400 would cause him immense amount of pain while just keeping him on the brink of life, I would 16 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:13,880 do so, Larson. 17 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:15,280 Hey everybody. 18 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:21,320 It's Michael McCauley Culkin, is a weird name to give a kid. 19 00:01:21,320 --> 00:01:22,320 Who names their kid? 20 00:01:22,320 --> 00:01:23,320 McCauley Larson. 21 00:01:23,320 --> 00:01:24,320 Hey everybody. 22 00:01:24,320 --> 00:01:27,320 Alright, let's get into it. 23 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:30,040 It's, shut up. 24 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:36,560 Alright, yeah, so, oh yeah, I forgot, this is a regular ass episode of Fried Rice Podcast, 25 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:38,080 so let's get into what are we smoking. 26 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:39,640 Brennan, what'd you bring? 27 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:43,520 I brought Donut Shop. 28 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:49,080 Seven gram mini nugs, pretty tasty, I brought it before, still working on it. 29 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:53,560 Same brand over here, I brought white cherry gelato small nugs, and it's pretty good. 30 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:55,240 What brand is this? 31 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:57,480 I don't even know. 32 00:01:57,480 --> 00:01:59,440 You thought it was Donut Shop, it's not. 33 00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:01,240 Yeah, Donut Shop's the strain. 34 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:02,240 Yeah. 35 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:04,320 This is, it doesn't have a- 36 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:06,520 I don't know, they have the coolest labels though, we were talking about it yesterday. 37 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:07,520 Oh, it's Xana. 38 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:08,520 Their labels all- 39 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:09,520 Xana. 40 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:11,520 I was saying, I want him to start saving those labels, because I was gonna, I'll take them 41 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:13,520 all and make a poster out of them. 42 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:14,520 Oh, there you go. 43 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:15,520 That'd be cool. 44 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:16,520 Yeah. 45 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:17,520 Yeah, Xana. 46 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:18,520 Xana. 47 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:19,520 Yeah. 48 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:20,520 Which is pretty good. 49 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:21,520 Xana's awesome. 50 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:26,360 Yeah, so we both have two Xanas, we've been just back and bold, this is our second podcast 51 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:27,920 of the day so far. 52 00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:31,560 We just recorded our Christmas story one, that's how time works, just wanna break that 53 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:32,560 for ya. 54 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:33,560 We break time for you. 55 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:35,560 We're spoiling what we're doing for Christmas. 56 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:36,560 No, it's announced. 57 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:38,560 We've announced it, I think. 58 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:39,560 Haven't we? 59 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:40,560 I don't know. 60 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:45,200 No one knows about our secret boxing day, what we're releasing then. 61 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:46,200 Are we? 62 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:47,200 Yeah, I hope they don't. 63 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:48,200 Do we know? 64 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:49,200 I don't know. 65 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:52,280 At this point he still hasn't given it to me. 66 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:53,280 So probably not. 67 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:54,280 No, I've begged. 68 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:55,280 God. 69 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:56,280 Anyway. 70 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:58,000 You might just have to steal it. 71 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,000 I might. 72 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:01,640 Have to break into his home and take it from him. 73 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:03,360 So yeah, Home Alone. 74 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:05,880 We're doing both of them today, Home Alone 1 and Home Alone 2. 75 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:10,160 I understand for the purists out there, there are more than two Home Alones. 76 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:16,840 Yes, there's a Home Alone 3, which doesn't star Macaulay Culkin and it's not the McAllister's. 77 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:18,000 I liked 3 when it came out. 78 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,880 It was the little boy with the long hair. 79 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:21,880 I made about five minutes of 3. 80 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:23,600 I haven't watched it again. 81 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:24,600 It was silly. 82 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:30,280 Yeah, 3 was, yeah, 3, not that great, but not as bad as everyone remembers. 83 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:31,280 It still has the charm. 84 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:32,280 It's just hard to compare. 85 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:33,720 I liked the parrot in it. 86 00:03:33,720 --> 00:03:38,920 The parrot was cute, singing bad, bad, LeRoy Brown. 87 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:39,920 And then we have... 88 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:40,920 4. 89 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:41,920 There was 4. 90 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:42,920 Yeah, 4. 91 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:43,920 That was the most recent one. 92 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:44,920 I never even tried that one. 93 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:45,920 No, it's not. 94 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:46,920 It's not? 95 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:47,920 Oh, wait, was that another one? 96 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:48,920 Yeah, I think that's straight to DVD. 97 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:49,920 I think that's straight to TBR DVD. 98 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:50,920 I'm not sure what. 99 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:51,920 Yeah. 100 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:52,920 I just know there's another one listed there. 101 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:53,920 I didn't even start it. 102 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:54,920 I'm not even going there. 103 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:55,920 So then the newest one is? 104 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:56,920 I think it's called Home Alone Redux or something like that. 105 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:57,920 Redux. 106 00:03:57,920 --> 00:03:58,920 I don't know what it was. 107 00:03:58,920 --> 00:03:59,920 It's on the Hulu page when you get there. 108 00:03:59,920 --> 00:04:00,920 Well, the newest one I did watch. 109 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:01,920 Disney Channel. 110 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:02,920 The fat... 111 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:03,920 Was that 4? 112 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:04,920 He's a kid. 113 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:05,920 So the chubby portly... 114 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:06,920 No, if he says that there's a 4, this is number 5 then, technically. 115 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:07,920 Yeah. 116 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:08,920 I think it's a 4. 117 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:09,920 I think it's a 4. 118 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:10,920 I think it's a 4. 119 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:18,720 I think it's a 5. 120 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:19,800 But they don't call it 5. 121 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:20,880 But it's the most recent one. 122 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:24,840 It came out in 2023, 2024, whatever, last year. 123 00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:25,840 And it's a... 124 00:04:25,840 --> 00:04:26,840 Okay. 125 00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:27,840 It's a... 126 00:04:27,840 --> 00:04:32,440 I'll tell you this, not a sympathetic protagonist. 127 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:40,880 So the protagonist is a fat kid with glasses from England who's in America with his mom. 128 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:43,440 And they are... 129 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:45,040 His family's gonna have to sell their home. 130 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:46,480 I've seen bits and pieces of it. 131 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:47,480 Yeah, yeah. 132 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:48,480 They have to sell their home. 133 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:49,480 So they're like Christmas... 134 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:53,620 They're not gonna have Christmas at their family home and it's like real depressing. 135 00:04:53,620 --> 00:05:01,640 So this kid just steals these dolls from a house that they visit or whatever. 136 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:02,640 He just steals them. 137 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:09,760 And those dolls are worth a lot of money, like $50,000, $100,000 a piece or whatever. 138 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:15,400 And the owner, the rightful owner of those dolls, who's the son, I think, of the woman 139 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:19,720 who owned them who passed away, wants them back. 140 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:21,880 And the kid says he doesn't have them or whatever. 141 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:26,320 And then because the kid gets home alone, they try to break in and take back what's 142 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:27,600 rightfully theirs. 143 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:35,120 So the entire movie is a kid attacking people who are trying to get back their stolen property. 144 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:38,000 And it is absolutely not the spirit of Home Alone. 145 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:42,960 Home Alone is like these are crooks doing crook things and a kid defending himself. 146 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:47,520 This is a shithead kid who stole and refused... 147 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:48,640 So it's a reverse. 148 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:49,640 It's a reverse. 149 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:50,640 Well, yeah, I guess. 150 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:51,640 Yeah, it's kind of a reverse. 151 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:52,640 He's the bad guy. 152 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:56,760 And then the two bumbling good guys end up getting their asses kicked the whole movie 153 00:05:56,760 --> 00:06:03,720 by this bad dude until at the very end, the bad guy, the kid ends up... 154 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:06,280 They sell the dolls or whatever and save their own home. 155 00:06:06,280 --> 00:06:10,920 So they save their child at home via the stolen goods that he stole from those people. 156 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:16,280 I think because once those people go to prison for breaking and entering into a home and 157 00:06:16,280 --> 00:06:18,840 fighting a child, right? 158 00:06:18,840 --> 00:06:19,840 They went a little too far. 159 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:21,840 They should have called the police, which I think they do. 160 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:23,840 And I think that they're just like, well, I don't know the dolls. 161 00:06:23,840 --> 00:06:24,840 What are you fucking talking about? 162 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:27,920 So it's like a Robin Hood Home Alone thing. 163 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:34,440 Yeah, if Robin Hood stole from innocent people and then kept it for himself and then was 164 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:35,440 a dick about it. 165 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:36,440 Or Chevy Chase. 166 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:37,440 Yeah. 167 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:42,200 It'd be like, no, no, this would be like if Robin Hood went into an innocent person's 168 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:46,520 home, stole their goods and then loaded an arrow up and just shot them in the fucking 169 00:06:46,520 --> 00:06:50,760 chest while they were asleep and then left. 170 00:06:50,760 --> 00:06:57,080 That's what this kid did because he stole from them, went home, set up a defensive perimeter 171 00:06:57,080 --> 00:06:58,520 and said, come at me, bro. 172 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:01,280 And then just started fucking wailing on these innocent people. 173 00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:05,840 So be sure that we're not recommending that Home Alone 5, whatever it is, whatever it's 174 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:06,840 called. 175 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:07,840 It's called Home Alone something else. 176 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:14,520 If you want to see a different take on Home Alone that's not great, go check it out. 177 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:17,280 It's the kid that kind of looks like a young Nick Frost, right? 178 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:18,280 Yeah. 179 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:19,280 He's also super unlikeable. 180 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:20,280 Yeah. 181 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:21,280 He's like something else. 182 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:22,280 I don't know. 183 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:23,280 I'm not going to watch it. 184 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:25,080 No kid is unlikeable, Andy. 185 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:27,640 He should be Piggy in Lord of the Flies. 186 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:28,640 He looks like Piggy. 187 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:29,640 Yeah. 188 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:30,640 Yeah. 189 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:31,640 Piggy from Lord of the Flies. 190 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:36,520 That's what he should be playing at all times just so I can watch him fucking die. 191 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:40,600 Spoilers for Lord of the Flies. 192 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:45,440 But yeah, dude, he's not likeable at all. 193 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:49,400 There's not a redeeming moment at any point in that movie where you're just like, oh, 194 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:51,080 I hope this kid makes it. 195 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:55,360 Every single time I hope his booby traps fail or that he ends up on one of them doesn't 196 00:07:55,360 --> 00:07:56,360 happen. 197 00:07:56,360 --> 00:07:57,360 It's bad. 198 00:07:57,360 --> 00:07:58,360 It's really bad. 199 00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:02,280 Let's just talk about the Home Alone actual concept. 200 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:03,280 Yeah. 201 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:04,280 Because. 202 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:05,760 Do you buy either one? 203 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:07,320 What do you mean? 204 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:08,320 Conceptually? 205 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:09,320 No, no, no. 206 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:12,960 I mean, I'm talking like the realistic fact that he can be left home alone. 207 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:17,520 We take into consideration that this is late 80s, early 90s because I know it's 1990s. 208 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:19,200 You got to think it was filmed in the late 80s. 209 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:22,720 Of course you can't buy this premise because nobody does this shit without a head count. 210 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:24,120 Nobody goes to the airport and leaves. 211 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:25,120 Yeah. 212 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:26,600 They don't do a half ass head count like. 213 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:27,600 Yeah. 214 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:28,600 It's like 9-11. 215 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:29,600 It does. 216 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:31,360 So the airport, I do buy a whole family rushing. 217 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:34,920 It's about to leave and they're just like, all right, just take whatever seat's available. 218 00:08:34,920 --> 00:08:38,960 If you have a problem child in the family and that problem child is very quiet on the 219 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:41,120 ride to the airport, he's not there. 220 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:42,120 Yeah, you're worried. 221 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:43,120 Yeah. 222 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:44,120 Where is he? 223 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:45,120 Where is Kevin? 224 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:49,840 It would be the very first thing you'd be asking yourself at all points of all every 225 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:50,840 day. 226 00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:51,840 Yes. 227 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:52,840 Especially movie two. 228 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:53,840 Yes. 229 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:56,480 Like, let's just say he was a problem child. 230 00:08:56,480 --> 00:09:00,920 Let's just say Christmas was just a bad look for Kevin on that one occasion. 231 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:01,920 Yeah. 232 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:02,920 Because he's just feeling cramped. 233 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:07,360 There's a lot of people in his home and he's just like, this sucks and he just lets loose 234 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:09,640 and everyone treats him like shit or whatever. 235 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:10,640 That's a one time thing. 236 00:09:10,640 --> 00:09:13,280 So maybe the next day he's not a problem child, Kevin. 237 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:16,000 They're just like, oh, he just overreacted, whatever. 238 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,240 He'll be fine. 239 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:18,560 We have too much to worry about otherwise. 240 00:09:18,560 --> 00:09:20,600 We have how many other kids? 241 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:22,640 He's on the other shuttle. 242 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:27,360 The oldest sibling, the one who looks like high school age or older is like, don't worry, 243 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:28,360 they're all here. 244 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:29,360 Yeah. 245 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:30,360 I could buy that. 246 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:33,320 Now you get to the airport, you're already running late, you're running through the airport. 247 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:34,320 I could buy that. 248 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:36,280 I could buy you not double checking. 249 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:37,280 Then you get to the gate. 250 00:09:37,280 --> 00:09:40,680 Now this is the only pre 9-11 bullshit I can like. 251 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:44,240 When we get to movie two, this is definitely pre 9-11. 252 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:45,920 Holy fucking shit. 253 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:51,920 I forgot that he goes to the top of the twin towers and hangs out up there. 254 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:59,120 But basically these movies somehow turned child abandonment and aggravated assault into 255 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:00,120 family entertainment. 256 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:01,120 Yeah. 257 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:06,040 It's a whole other is what you get if Die Hard and Dennis the Menace had a baby and 258 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:10,080 left it to fend for itself, which is exactly what happens in this film. 259 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:11,080 So no, it's not. 260 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:12,880 The premise is ridiculous. 261 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,680 But it's great. 262 00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:15,680 I love it. 263 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:16,680 It's great. 264 00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:17,680 I just ridiculous. 265 00:10:17,680 --> 00:10:18,680 I love the premise. 266 00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:19,680 I love the premise. 267 00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:20,680 I think it's great. 268 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:24,760 It's like a home alone builds booby traps to fend off burglars. 269 00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:28,760 That's the one thing that I would say three has over these two is that it's more realistic 270 00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:32,480 in the sense of the kids homesick. 271 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:36,120 And he had this microchip RC car thing that they're trying to take back. 272 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:37,120 Oh, my God. 273 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:40,400 I forgot about the microchip RC car thing. 274 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:42,360 So that's what makes that more realistic. 275 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:45,760 Are they like assassins or spies or some bullshit? 276 00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:47,240 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 277 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:48,240 Okay. 278 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:53,720 So you're saying the ones where the international spies are trying to get the RC car from the 279 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:57,760 sick boy in the suburban neighborhood is a little bit more realistic than just the home 280 00:10:57,760 --> 00:10:59,880 alone sense part of it. 281 00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:00,880 Gotcha. 282 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:05,760 But fuck, dude, this I would say that the the. 283 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:06,760 Okay. 284 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:11,720 Well, first off, what are the odds, too, of the the bandits breaking out of jail and ending 285 00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:13,040 up in New York? 286 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,040 Christmas time? 287 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:15,040 Yeah, that's true. 288 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:18,200 You know, well, they wanted to get far away from where they were. 289 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:21,640 Initially, they were in Chicago and then they ran into him in New York. 290 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:22,640 Come on. 291 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:26,000 They run into him in New York with the sticky bandits. 292 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,000 Yeah. 293 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,000 Well, then they are. 294 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,000 Yeah. 295 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,000 Wet bandits. 296 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,000 Yeah. 297 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:37,200 So we get the we get the iconic the I mean, iconic house logo with the music turning into 298 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:39,160 a picture perfect. 299 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:41,280 That's the house that we're looking at. 300 00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:42,720 John Williams is the goat. 301 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:43,720 And so is John Hughes. 302 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:44,720 Yeah. 303 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:47,760 So is John Hughes, which, by the way, was our third or fourth John Hughes movie. 304 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:50,760 We went all we went all out. 305 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:51,760 Yeah. 306 00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:53,920 So we went planes, trains. 307 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:54,920 Yeah. 308 00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:55,920 Vacation. 309 00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:56,920 And now this. 310 00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:57,920 Yeah. 311 00:11:57,920 --> 00:12:00,120 So who let the cop it? 312 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,320 Who let Joe Pesci in? 313 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:02,600 That was my first thought, too. 314 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:03,600 Yeah. 315 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:05,960 How is everybody just OK with the cop just chilling in the house? 316 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:06,960 No one stops you. 317 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:10,480 You have a bunch of kids, not a single kid is going to stop and be like, please, please, 318 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:11,480 please. 319 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:12,480 Yeah. 320 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:13,480 Right. 321 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:17,520 But Colie Cokin's actual little brother isn't going to go up and say anything. 322 00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:22,520 Who's now in a movie with Jesse Eisenberg that looks pretty good. 323 00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:23,520 What's his name? 324 00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:26,840 Rory McColkin is the Royer is here. 325 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:27,840 Here in here. 326 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:28,840 Here in McColkin. 327 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:29,840 Yeah. 328 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:34,480 He he's also one of my favorites in here in Colkin here in Colkin. 329 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:35,960 Not my Colkin. 330 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:36,960 It's McCauley Colkin. 331 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:41,480 And I always say McColkin here in Colkin. 332 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:43,480 What a weird name. 333 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:49,640 And yeah, he's in Scott Pilgrim versus the World plays the roommate. 334 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:53,880 And now he's in a movie with Jesse Eisenberg, which the trailers. 335 00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:54,880 It's interesting. 336 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:56,320 I like their take. 337 00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:58,880 The trailers are just clips from the movie. 338 00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:03,760 There's no like coming this whatever and then clips and then like little snapshots, whatever. 339 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:08,840 All it is is just Jesse Eisenberg and Kieran walking through a park, having like a kind 340 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:12,600 of a funny little conversation that turns into like something kind of weird and funny. 341 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:13,600 And then that's it. 342 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:14,600 Just and then here's the movie. 343 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:17,760 And then the next one is like another just clip of them talking. 344 00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:19,640 And so it tells you exactly what this movie is. 345 00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:25,960 It's just like a buddy, quote unquote comedy, maybe dramedy with the two of them. 346 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:26,960 Yeah. 347 00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:29,720 And is that older Pete? 348 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:32,040 Is that Big Pete from Pete and Pete? 349 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:34,800 Was Big Pete one of the brothers? 350 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:37,200 One of the he was a cousin, but I don't know if that was him, though. 351 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:38,320 I know you're talking about. 352 00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:41,000 Are you sure he's all I don't think it's brothers. 353 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:44,160 I don't know if it's the same actor that was because there's only two brothers, the little 354 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:45,160 brother and the big. 355 00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:46,160 Yeah. 356 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:49,000 Oh, Buzz and the other ones are cousins. 357 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,080 And there was less people in two than one. 358 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,080 Right. 359 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:55,680 Like it kind of maybe they cut out a couple of like it because not as many go into it 360 00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:57,200 feels like it's only two families. 361 00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:58,200 Yeah. 362 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:01,040 Whereas in the one it feels like like how many fucking kids are there? 363 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,840 You know, like one is 20. 364 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:03,840 Yeah. 365 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:04,840 There was a shit ton. 366 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:05,840 Well, 19, technically 19. 367 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:06,840 Yeah. 368 00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:09,640 It was supposed to be down to like 14 or 12. 369 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:10,640 14. 370 00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:16,280 And it's saying that they like now one thing to keep in mind is how affluent these families 371 00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:17,280 are. 372 00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:18,280 Very. 373 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:21,960 The house they live in, the fact that they're able to travel to Paris for Christmas. 374 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:23,360 Dad's paying for all of it. 375 00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:24,360 Dad's paid for all of it. 376 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:28,840 And he's not even his grandpa's like, don't ruin my paid for vacation. 377 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:29,840 Yeah. 378 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:30,840 Yeah. 379 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:31,840 Uncle Frank. 380 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:32,840 Oh, yeah. 381 00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:33,840 Yeah. 382 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:35,160 So he's super affluent. 383 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:41,280 So I just want to point that out because in number two at the later when all the money 384 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:47,160 where they get all those free presents and tree and their free plaza loft that they're 385 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:48,160 all staying in. 386 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:50,080 Oh, I felt real good for them. 387 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:55,120 Like, oh, yeah, it's great that these didn't we see literally homeless people in this movie? 388 00:14:55,120 --> 00:15:01,400 And yet I want to feel oh, doesn't Kevin literally leave his he doesn't go and get pigeon lady 389 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:05,080 and say like, hey, pigeon lady, listen, we just got a bunch of free shit. 390 00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:06,080 We got a bunch of food here. 391 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:07,760 You should have stopped the family. 392 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:08,760 Hey, Buzz, hold on. 393 00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:09,760 Shut up for a second. 394 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:11,160 Buzz, shut the fuck up for just one moment. 395 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:14,120 I'll decide when who gets the presents because I've been alone in New York and you're just 396 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:15,240 a little bitch now. 397 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:16,840 And I've done like two things on my own. 398 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:17,840 I've like fought criminals. 399 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:20,920 Just shut the fuck up buzz for just one moment and let me say something. 400 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,200 Listen, all you bitches, don't touch those presents. 401 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:24,960 I know this homeless lady. 402 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:26,280 She's a pigeon lady. 403 00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:27,280 Just don't worry about it. 404 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:30,040 We're friends, but we're friends. 405 00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:32,800 And I was going to give her this turtle dove order, which I still will. 406 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:35,520 It's going to represent our lifelong friendship. 407 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:37,720 But all of those fucking presents are hers. 408 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:40,000 We're actually going to go leave and get a hotel room somewhere else. 409 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:43,480 We're going to let her stay in the suite for as long as the hotel is going to allow because 410 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:44,520 she deserves that. 411 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:45,520 It's fucking Christmas. 412 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:46,520 You monsters. 413 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:47,520 We're affluent enough. 414 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:48,520 Have you seen our home? 415 00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:50,200 Have you seen our fucking home? 416 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:55,220 We've got timed lights that come on seconds apart from our neighbors lights. 417 00:15:55,220 --> 00:15:56,320 Our lights go on. 418 00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:58,400 Two seconds later, our neighbors lights go on. 419 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:00,120 Three seconds later, their lights go on. 420 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:01,200 We timed that. 421 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:05,120 Our neighborhood got together out on the street and said, all right, Mike, I'm going to turn 422 00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:10,160 mine on first and I need you to set your timer like a few seconds later. 423 00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:11,160 And then how about you? 424 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:12,160 Are you bread? 425 00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:13,440 Are you going to put yours just a few seconds later? 426 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:17,480 Because that way, when Joe Pesci is timing his lights, he's like, well, here's the thing, 427 00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:18,480 Mark. 428 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:19,480 I got it all planned out here. 429 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:24,040 Boom and boom and boom. 430 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:26,360 How the fuck did they time their lights that way? 431 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:31,440 And also, are they censored light because one time, Kevin, right when he walks up the 432 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:33,600 stairway, the lights turn on. 433 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:35,640 So we had in 1983, they weren't. 434 00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:36,640 Yeah. 435 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:38,640 So might have had a clapper. 436 00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:39,640 Yeah. 437 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:40,640 I don't think there was censored. 438 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:41,640 Yeah, not yet. 439 00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:42,640 I like the floodlight. 440 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:45,640 Well, there might have been flood in the 90s. 441 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:49,200 There was a few, but they would have been, of course, a fluid neighborhood. 442 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,200 It's possible. 443 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:51,200 Yeah. 444 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:54,400 After Kevin acts up, which I would totally do, and I would be pissed that everyone was 445 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,400 there that I have to share my stuff with them. 446 00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:59,320 I'd be so fucking mad if there were people in my room. 447 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:02,480 I'm so glad we didn't have a big extended family like that because if someone had to 448 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:06,720 sleep in my fucking room with me as a kid, I would have lost my fucking money. 449 00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:08,640 I would have strangled them to sleep. 450 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:14,320 Just a 10-year-old boy, eight-year-old boy murders cousin, insleeps, calls it SIDS, yet 451 00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:16,840 cousin is six years old. 452 00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:18,000 You sleep in the closet. 453 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,400 You don't come out till 11. 454 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:20,400 Yeah. 455 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:21,400 Oh, exactly. 456 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:22,400 Ask Austin how I treat my guests. 457 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:23,400 No, that's Andy's spot. 458 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:24,400 He likes the closet. 459 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,400 He likes the closet. 460 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:26,400 I like the closet. 461 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:27,400 It's warm. 462 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:31,400 It's nice tonight. 463 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:37,160 The family's fucking mean as shit because after he has, I would say, a normal childhood, 464 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:38,160 a child outbreak. 465 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:40,640 Because they all ate all the cheese pizza? 466 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:41,640 Yeah. 467 00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:42,640 Yeah. 468 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:43,640 Buzz was being a fucking asshole. 469 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:44,640 Buzz is the- 470 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:49,400 How did they get $100-something worth of pizza and only get one cheese pizza? 471 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:50,400 Yeah. 472 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:51,400 Yeah. 473 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:57,720 And that delivery driver, by the way, since we're delivery drivers ourselves, Mike, if 474 00:17:57,720 --> 00:18:01,520 I were to hit someone's statue, I'd put it back up. 475 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:07,040 I would do the same thing he did, but do you think I'd hit it again on the second drive 476 00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:08,040 back? 477 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:09,560 Are you fucking out of your mind? 478 00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:10,560 I never go back to this house. 479 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:13,520 I switched deliveries with somebody else because I'm like, no, dude, I hit their fucking little 480 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:14,520 statue last time. 481 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:16,800 I'm never going back there. 482 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:17,800 That's so awkward. 483 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:20,520 Although, if the tip was fat enough, maybe I would go back. 484 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:24,200 We like that one driver we used to have that had to make me take deliveries for her all 485 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:29,560 the time because they, for some reason, everyone in town had a thing out on her. 486 00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:30,560 What was that? 487 00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:31,560 A hit? 488 00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:32,560 A restraining order. 489 00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:33,560 Yeah. 490 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:37,280 We'd get one driver once. 491 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:41,160 There were literally three different houses with restraining orders on them. 492 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:45,560 Well, that's, I mean, yeah. 493 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:50,240 That would be... I'm trying to think of who. 494 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:53,920 You don't know who it is. 495 00:18:53,920 --> 00:19:00,680 The We Slept In, that whole sequence in both movies is fantastic. 496 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:01,680 Yeah. 497 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:03,680 The getting up, we slept in. 498 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:04,680 We did it again. 499 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:05,680 Yeah. 500 00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:06,680 And then everyone just rushing to get out of the house. 501 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:09,320 I love that this is the two... Well, because the first one, the power gets 502 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:10,720 knocked out and resets everything. 503 00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:11,720 Does it happen? 504 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:12,720 I can't remember if it happens in the second one. 505 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:18,000 The second one, he accidentally bumps the... No, he unplugs the alarm clock and plugs 506 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,000 it back in because he's... 507 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:22,120 How did nobody else wake up that time? 508 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:23,120 It was our one alarm clock. 509 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,120 One alarm clock. 510 00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:25,120 Yeah, it's the one alarm. 511 00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:27,120 They can only afford... The millionaires only could afford one alarm clock. 512 00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:28,120 The one alarm clock. 513 00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:29,120 Yeah. 514 00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:34,040 They could afford a servant to wake everyone up, to stay up diligently throughout the night 515 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,040 and wake everyone up. 516 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:38,120 You know, like, they're so affluent. 517 00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:41,360 I mean, his credit card did get declined. 518 00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:42,360 Yeah. 519 00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:43,360 When? 520 00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:44,360 After he reported it stolen. 521 00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:45,360 In the second one. 522 00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:46,360 Yeah, I guess that's true. 523 00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:47,360 Yeah. 524 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:48,360 That's the only time. 525 00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:51,360 They just... The Plaza Hotel. 526 00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:53,600 No problem. 527 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:55,720 Just no... Extended time. 528 00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:56,720 Okay. 529 00:19:56,720 --> 00:20:01,080 No sign of... Actually, the most unrealistic part is the last thing we see of this entire 530 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:05,800 McAllister family thing is him freaking out about $1,000 room service dollar. 531 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,600 Because here's the thing. 532 00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:14,360 So you were here a few days a week by yourself, basically, and you ate room service. 533 00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:15,360 It's very smart. 534 00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:16,360 You got yourself a hotel room. 535 00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:17,360 You found yourself shelter. 536 00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:21,040 You found yourself food, and you used my credit card to do it, which of course you can do, 537 00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:22,040 honey. 538 00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:23,040 I love you. 539 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:24,040 You're eight years old. 540 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:25,040 Please take care of yourself. 541 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:26,200 I'm so glad you're safe. 542 00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:28,200 Yeah, maybe you had too many cookies, but that's okay. 543 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:29,200 You were scared. 544 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:30,200 That was great. 545 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:36,080 Well, you gotta realize, it was $1,000, which in 1983 dollars was a lot of dollars. 546 00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:40,120 I'll tell you, it's not shipping entire fucking family out to Paris on his dime. 547 00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:41,120 No, it's not quite that. 548 00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:42,120 But it's close. 549 00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:45,520 The fact that he brings Uncle Frank and Uncle Frank's shithead kids to Paris means that 550 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:47,080 this guy has enough money. 551 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:52,920 He has enough money that a $1,000 room service bill doesn't dent anything. 552 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:55,960 But you should think of it as $4,000, and you still scold your kid. 553 00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:58,360 You still scold your child at that point. 554 00:20:58,360 --> 00:20:59,360 Can you? 555 00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:05,400 Oh, and then by the way, by the way, literally, they just found Kevin. 556 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:07,080 They all just like, hey, what's up, Kevin? 557 00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:09,040 It's the next morning, and Kevin's like, hey, hold up. 558 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:13,120 I'm gonna run to Central Park by myself on Christmas Day. 559 00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:14,120 I'm still a child, mind you. 560 00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:15,800 I'm gonna run to Central Park. 561 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:16,800 You'll meet up with this homeless lady. 562 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:17,800 I just met. 563 00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:21,240 BRB, he says to his family and then leaves. 564 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:23,160 And they're like, and none of them bat an eye. 565 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:27,120 His mom should have been a more realistic ending for number two would have been his 566 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:31,440 mom was with him, met the lady and invited her back for Christmas. 567 00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:35,600 I'm not sure actually in watching the movie because I thought the same thing when I was 568 00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:36,960 watching it. 569 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:45,360 And if you look at that scene, his parents are standing on a bridge about 400 or 500 570 00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:46,360 yards away. 571 00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:50,200 But you can see the parents standing there watching over the scene when he's talking 572 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:51,200 to her. 573 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:54,840 So I don't know if it was meant to maybe have that happen and it didn't. 574 00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:58,040 Are you sure that it's them? 575 00:21:58,040 --> 00:21:59,040 They're dressed the same. 576 00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:00,040 I can't be sure. 577 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:01,040 Because as far away. 578 00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:02,040 Because as we've seen, especially in Homeward 2. 579 00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:03,040 But they're dressed the same. 580 00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:04,040 The same red coat. 581 00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:05,040 I actually thought the same thing. 582 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:06,040 Yeah, rewind it. 583 00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:07,040 Same red coat. 584 00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:09,720 You can't see their faces, so it's impossible to really tell. 585 00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:11,560 Could have been the same guy he followed on to the plane. 586 00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:12,560 It could have been the same guy. 587 00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:16,280 It could have been Kevin's almost dad in the very beginning. 588 00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:17,280 It's true. 589 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:18,280 I don't know. 590 00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:24,160 So the first movie, back to the first movie with pre-911 airport, crazy. 591 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:25,160 No security. 592 00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:28,000 Just run on in, jump on any fucking seat you want. 593 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,400 That's insane that that's how airports work. 594 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:32,280 I mean, maybe not that loose. 595 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:33,280 But like. 596 00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:34,280 Pretty much were that way. 597 00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:35,280 But holy shit. 598 00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:36,280 Now it's like. 599 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:38,520 There's probably like smoking areas and stuff like that. 600 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:39,520 Yeah. 601 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:40,520 Oh yeah. 602 00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:41,520 Smoking areas with the plane. 603 00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:42,520 Oh, that's right. 604 00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:43,520 Yeah. 605 00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:44,520 That's crazy. 606 00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:45,520 There's smoke on the fucking plane, bro. 607 00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:46,520 Yeah. 608 00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:47,520 Smoking on the plane. 609 00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:48,520 You would be in heaven, wouldn't you? 610 00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:49,520 No, I would hate it. 611 00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:50,520 Oh, I don't get me wrong. 612 00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:53,120 I'm a smoker, but I'm not I'm not going to force others. 613 00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:54,120 Closed places. 614 00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:55,840 Yeah, that's a tight space. 615 00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:58,040 Like you have to breathe that same smoke. 616 00:22:58,040 --> 00:22:59,040 Yeah. 617 00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:01,240 It's like hot boxing, hot boxing with cigarettes. 618 00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:02,240 Like nobody wants to do that. 619 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:04,560 Now, if we could hot box with weed, if it was a weed plane. 620 00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:05,760 Yeah, that'd be different. 621 00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:09,520 But if it was meant for that, like if it was like, you know. 622 00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:11,520 Sealed and we all just got fucking wrecked. 623 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:12,520 Yeah. 624 00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:13,520 Except for the pilots. 625 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:14,880 You know, the pilots don't get it. 626 00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:16,560 No, I'm OK with stoned pilots. 627 00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:17,560 They're on autopilot anyway. 628 00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:18,560 I guess that's true. 629 00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:19,560 Fair enough. 630 00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:20,560 It's all it's all electronic. 631 00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:21,560 Yeah. 632 00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:23,040 Although you want I'm not OK with. 633 00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:29,200 I went to the dentist and the dental hygienist that was doing stuff with my teeth. 634 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:33,520 I mentioned my podcast and we smoked weed or he was like, yeah, man, smoke weed. 635 00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:34,520 Cool. 636 00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:36,840 I was like, yeah, it's tough, you know, having a job like this. 637 00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:38,400 He's like, no, they did drug test me. 638 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:40,440 And I was like, oh, interesting. 639 00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:41,440 Yeah. 640 00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:44,120 Keep putting your hands in my mouth. 641 00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:48,320 I don't for some reason, I don't want my wash their hands. 642 00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:51,040 You know, I don't care if your surgeon's a crack addict. 643 00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:52,040 Yeah. 644 00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:53,040 Are you do care? 645 00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:54,040 I guess what you're saying. 646 00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:57,000 But I want my medical professionals to not be. 647 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,480 I was. 648 00:23:58,480 --> 00:23:59,480 I don't know. 649 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,880 I don't think we should be in drug tests. 650 00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:02,880 Yeah. 651 00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:04,560 I don't think weeds should be in drug tests. 652 00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:05,560 OK. 653 00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:08,200 But I do think medical professionals should be drug tested. 654 00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:11,360 I feel like they I feel like we hit the rest of the stuff. 655 00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:12,360 Yeah. 656 00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:13,360 Yeah. 657 00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:17,240 But outside of work, obviously, I don't say when they walk in, they should be drug tested 658 00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:18,240 to work. 659 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:19,240 No, no, no, no. 660 00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:20,240 I mean, no, that's insane. 661 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:21,240 Yeah. 662 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:23,520 Although no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 663 00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:24,520 That's insane. 664 00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:28,200 I'm just saying to get hired, get drug tested, maybe random drug tests in the future. 665 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:31,080 But Scott swab every day on the way to work. 666 00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:35,480 But no, I'm saying get rid of weed as a as a thing. 667 00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:37,000 You know, don't be high at work. 668 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:41,160 If most people done here, they don't put weed on the test. 669 00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:42,320 Yeah. 670 00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:45,640 So Kevin's buzz a spider is going to die because he's not going to get fed. 671 00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:49,160 But then we realize after it gets broken out, it'll it'll feed itself. 672 00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:51,320 Kevin has his own little red rider be begun. 673 00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:55,440 He just thought it was a fun little I don't know if that was a non or anything. 674 00:24:55,440 --> 00:25:01,320 The fake movie that they watch, the both I guess the first one in the sequel are very 675 00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:06,520 good made specifically for this movie, which I think is great because it feels like an 676 00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:08,000 old movie and it looks phenomenal. 677 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,000 Yeah. 678 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:13,520 I'll give you the count of 10, one, two, ten and then it blows away. 679 00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:14,520 That's iconic. 680 00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:15,520 I love it. 681 00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:17,520 I already mentioned the second delay. 682 00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:20,360 Oh, God, that was a long note. 683 00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:27,440 So like like how I guess more more like which was Marv is Marv the big guy. 684 00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:29,120 Marv's the big guy. 685 00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:30,120 So Harry, right? 686 00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:31,120 Harry Marv. 687 00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:32,120 Yeah. 688 00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:33,120 So Harry, right? 689 00:25:33,120 --> 00:25:34,120 He's the little guy. 690 00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:37,120 Wait, no, no, Marv's Marv's the little guy. 691 00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:39,240 Joe Pesci is Marv. 692 00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:40,240 Yeah. 693 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:41,880 So Marv, what did he do as a cop? 694 00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:44,240 He's like, when exactly do your lights go on? 695 00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:46,400 Well, I put them on about six o'clock. 696 00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:50,040 No, no, I mean, I get that it's six o'clock, but when exactly? 697 00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:53,000 Because your name is doing a six oh one. 698 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:57,880 Do you do it at six oh four, like six, six or six minutes and then or six o'clock and 699 00:25:57,880 --> 00:25:59,320 four seconds? 700 00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:00,320 You know what I mean? 701 00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:04,600 Like and I think the funniest part about this whole movie is Pesci had just finished filming 702 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:05,600 Good Fellows. 703 00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:06,600 Yeah. 704 00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:07,600 And he had to change his language. 705 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:13,480 They said at the movie he had all kinds of trouble when I was in the background stuff. 706 00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:18,680 And he was the only one that wasn't like overly nice to McCauley Colk. 707 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:20,080 He was just like, what the fuck? 708 00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:21,080 Get the fuck out of here, kid. 709 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:24,640 Like treated him like, you know, like a kid. 710 00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:25,640 Right. 711 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:27,280 And like he was his character in. 712 00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:28,280 Yeah. 713 00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:29,280 Yeah. 714 00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:30,280 Good. 715 00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:31,920 I would do that if I was ever got to be a bad guy on set. 716 00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:32,920 Those kids would hate me. 717 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:40,880 Like years later at the reunion, they'd be like, such a fucking asshole to us as kids. 718 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:41,880 The wet. 719 00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:42,880 OK. 720 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:45,880 So then we get the calling card of the web bandits. 721 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:48,920 That is unnecessarily mean. 722 00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:49,920 Yes. 723 00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:51,720 Flooding a home that you just robbed. 724 00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:52,720 I think that's the point. 725 00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:53,720 Yeah. 726 00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:54,720 It's the point. 727 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:55,720 It's necessarily mean. 728 00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:57,280 That is the point. 729 00:26:57,280 --> 00:27:02,240 But do they strike you as unnecessarily mean people other than that? 730 00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:03,520 No, it's just I don't know. 731 00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:08,560 The fact that we're planning on murdering a child might be a little well, to be fair, 732 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,360 they weren't going to at first. 733 00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:11,360 They're not child murderers. 734 00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:17,080 In the second one, that's when they're like, yeah, we're murdering this fucking this kid. 735 00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:20,360 The first again in the second one, they basically leave him alone. 736 00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:26,400 They until he takes pictures of them, throws a brick through their active robbery scene 737 00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:27,400 and then fucks off. 738 00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:28,800 He's like, I'm going to show this to the police. 739 00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:33,920 Once they lost him after he escaped or after he got chased out of the hotel, they lost 740 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:34,920 him. 741 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:35,920 They didn't know where he went. 742 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:36,920 Then they went to hunt. 743 00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:37,920 Yeah. 744 00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:40,480 Then they said, fuck it, we'll find him after we robbed the store. 745 00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:41,480 OK. 746 00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:45,400 Well, I think it's silly that they care that their pictures are going to anybody. 747 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:47,600 They're known bandits. 748 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:50,320 Their pictures are everywhere. 749 00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,640 Here's the newspaper of them breaking out of jail. 750 00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:55,360 Now you're afraid that someone's going to see a picture of you? 751 00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:57,160 No, just be like, yeah, it was us. 752 00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:58,280 Like, fuck you, kid. 753 00:27:58,280 --> 00:27:59,960 We just robbed this place and then run away. 754 00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:02,240 And if the kid chases you, then kill them. 755 00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:05,240 They for, you know, for or beat them up or whatever. 756 00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:06,240 Right. 757 00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:07,240 For for following. 758 00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:08,240 Chop that out and put it everywhere. 759 00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:11,240 Chase you, then kill it. 760 00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:16,280 I'm just saying, if you're a robber and that's your thing, but I don't think that they're 761 00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:17,280 bad. 762 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:19,600 They don't seem like evil dudes. 763 00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:25,480 So I think that that the calling card is just like I think it's more Harry is thinks he's 764 00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:30,560 being mischievous and I think he's dumb and I think that he thinks that that's funny. 765 00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:34,680 And even more is like, don't like, don't I told you not to do that. 766 00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:35,680 Why do you fucking do it all the time? 767 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:36,680 It's like it's our calling card. 768 00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:37,680 It's funny. 769 00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:38,680 It's a wet bandit. 770 00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:39,680 Yeah. 771 00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:44,840 But God damn, could you imagine coming home and realize you got robbed and now you've 772 00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:51,240 got twenty thousand dollars of fucking flooding damage and it might have frozen over. 773 00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:52,240 Right. 774 00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:53,240 Oh, fuck. 775 00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:55,800 I don't know, I don't know. 776 00:28:55,800 --> 00:29:00,040 Everything that happens to them moving forward from this point on, they deserve. 777 00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:04,680 I don't think that there's now and we'll just address this at the front. 778 00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:10,120 There are plenty of YouTube videos out there that go over how much these dudes die. 779 00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:12,360 Oh yeah, they would be dead. 780 00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:13,480 They're so dead. 781 00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:15,400 They're so fucking dead. 782 00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:16,400 They're so dead. 783 00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:18,160 So many times they fucking die. 784 00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:21,560 I tell you that watching this movie, that's sort of what I got. 785 00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:24,600 From the end to me, it feels a lot like a cartoon. 786 00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:25,760 Yes. 787 00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:26,760 With that kind of stuff. 788 00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:27,760 Yeah. 789 00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:28,760 It's like. 790 00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:31,560 Yeah, you get the first three quarters and it's. 791 00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:33,960 It's a comic booky. 792 00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:40,360 It's a kid at home having fun, being scared and then having fun and then being scared. 793 00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:44,240 And then being adult too, going to the grocery store. 794 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:46,720 Overcoming his fears about the furnace. 795 00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:49,720 Coming of age as a superhero. 796 00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:50,720 Yeah. 797 00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:51,720 So. 798 00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:58,360 Oh yeah, you can't call someone a cheaps cheaps. 799 00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:01,840 Is cheapskate yet cheapskate. 800 00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:04,120 Like he says that to Kevin. 801 00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:06,120 So he goes outside, hey, leave it on the ground. 802 00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:07,840 First contact is livery. 803 00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:09,160 First contact list delivery. 804 00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:10,160 This is pre covid. 805 00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:11,160 Oh yeah. 806 00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:12,160 Yeah. 807 00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:13,160 Leave on the doorstep and and he throws out. 808 00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:15,160 Yeah, but you still got to pay me, bro. 809 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:16,160 All right. 810 00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:17,160 It's eleven eighty. 811 00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:18,160 Give him twelve bucks. 812 00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:20,560 Twenty cent tip, bro. 813 00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:22,840 You can't say. 814 00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:26,400 You cheapskate to the door as you're leaving. 815 00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:29,760 Like that's etiquette 101 for being a delivery driver. 816 00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:30,760 You have to walk away. 817 00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:34,920 Remember, we had that driver who better than the gum we had. 818 00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:36,320 Oh, yeah, that's gross. 819 00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:39,160 But we had a oh, what buzz does it? 820 00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:42,800 But even a stick of gum is not bad. 821 00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:47,020 We had a driver once who got caught on ring camera saying you fucking assholes or whatever 822 00:30:47,020 --> 00:30:49,200 for not tipping them for stiffing them. 823 00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:51,800 Just tip your fucking delivery drivers, you assholes out there. 824 00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:53,160 I could say this is a podcast. 825 00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:54,160 Go fuck yourselves. 826 00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:55,640 Go tip someone if you haven't tipped them. 827 00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:57,080 Everyone know he's talking about McCauley. 828 00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:58,080 Yeah. 829 00:30:58,080 --> 00:30:59,080 But who? 830 00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:00,080 McCauley Culkin. 831 00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:01,080 Oh, McCauley. 832 00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:02,080 McCauley. 833 00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:03,080 Tip him. 834 00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:04,080 Is it McCauley or McCauley? 835 00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:05,080 Spelled McCauley. 836 00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:06,080 I have no idea. 837 00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:07,080 I always thought it was McCauley Culkin. 838 00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:08,080 Spelled. 839 00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:09,080 Brendan, you're the official. 840 00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:10,080 You're the official. 841 00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:12,520 I've I've said McCauley, but it could be McCauley. 842 00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:13,960 AU is usually aw. 843 00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:14,960 Yeah. 844 00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,560 But but he says McCauley. 845 00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:17,560 That's what I've said. 846 00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:18,560 Doesn't he? 847 00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:19,560 I'm just going how it's spelled. 848 00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:20,560 I don't know. 849 00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:21,560 Doesn't mean I'm right. 850 00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:23,360 Mike, it's two against one at this point. 851 00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:24,800 You can be right if it makes you feel better. 852 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:29,440 Have you have you seen the thing that he did like a few years back where it was like he 853 00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:34,520 was Kevin McAlister grown up and he was kidnapping his like he was the Uber driver and he kidnaps 854 00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:36,240 his basically his ride. 855 00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:37,240 Oh, that's funny. 856 00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:39,120 What does he do with the ride? 857 00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:41,280 He takes them to the garage and like tortures them. 858 00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:44,200 Oh, so were they making fun of the whole saw comparison? 859 00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:45,200 Kind of. 860 00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:47,760 It's like he's grown up and he's like a chain smoker now and he's like, you know how much 861 00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:51,400 fucks a kid up to leave him at home alone? 862 00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:53,160 And so he just like goes through it's silly. 863 00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:55,720 It's it's like a funny or die thing or something like that. 864 00:31:55,720 --> 00:32:00,360 Because there's a very good theory that Kevin McAlister grows up to be Jake's saw. 865 00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:01,360 Yeah. 866 00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:02,360 From saw. 867 00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:08,240 So I mean, there's like because he because not only is he is he already showing a proclivity 868 00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:16,120 for making traps, but he also is very, very pious, like telling someone how to live their 869 00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:19,040 life, stop making mistakes. 870 00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:21,800 He tells the old man, the first one, go talk to your fucking son. 871 00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:25,560 He tells the woman in the other one, I guess I'm your friend. 872 00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:26,560 But another change. 873 00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:27,560 Yeah. 874 00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:28,560 Give it another shot at love or whatever. 875 00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:29,560 Try to fall in love again. 876 00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:30,560 Maybe one of those pigeons. 877 00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:32,560 Yeah, because she chose to be that way. 878 00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:34,720 She chose to be just with just the pigeon. 879 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:35,720 She didn't like people. 880 00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:36,720 You know, she's heartbroken. 881 00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:37,720 I could get hurt again. 882 00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:38,720 Yeah, I get hurt again. 883 00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:39,720 Yeah, I get it. 884 00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:40,720 I wrote that down at one point. 885 00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:41,720 I was like, I sympathize with her. 886 00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:42,720 Like, once you get your heart broken. 887 00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:43,720 Yeah. 888 00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:46,720 You just want to go live with the pigeons. 889 00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:52,760 Honestly, I just want everyone to leave you fuck alone. 890 00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:55,960 You can't mend a broken heart. 891 00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:57,600 Time doesn't heal all wounds. 892 00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:01,280 Some wounds fester and some wounds cause infection. 893 00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:06,600 That infection can destroy you from the inside out. 894 00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:07,600 Best cameo ever. 895 00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:11,960 John Candy is Gus Polinsky, polka king of the Midwest. 896 00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:14,720 I love it. 897 00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:19,840 So now the chemistry between Marv and Harry, awesome. 898 00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:22,040 Super good. 899 00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:26,680 And then I like the scene of this Santa Claus in this movie is sweet. 900 00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:27,680 He's off the clock. 901 00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:28,680 He's heading to his car. 902 00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:30,640 He doesn't have his beard on. 903 00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:34,200 And Kevin's like, I know you're not the real Santa, but like, I know you work for him. 904 00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:36,040 So like, could you get him a message or whatever? 905 00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:37,040 And I like that. 906 00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:38,040 He's like, sure, kid. 907 00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:39,040 No worries. 908 00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:40,040 And I don't have a candy on it. 909 00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:42,080 He gives him some Tic Tacs. 910 00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:43,560 He didn't have to do that. 911 00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:44,560 He's just a nice guy. 912 00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:45,560 It's like a sweet dude. 913 00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:46,560 I like that. 914 00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:49,160 I really, I like seeing a good mall Santa. 915 00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:50,160 Yeah. 916 00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:51,160 Being a sweet person. 917 00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:57,000 Also a good example of a parent explaining Santa to their kid as he works for Santa. 918 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,000 Yeah. 919 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:02,760 When we were talking about earlier how Santa works for Santa, he's like a helper. 920 00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:08,280 Nobody showed up to that midnight choir like session. 921 00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:13,680 That choir was singing for nobody except for that old man who can't see his granddaughter 922 00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:15,300 during the day, I guess. 923 00:34:15,300 --> 00:34:20,600 So he has come to midnight choir practice slash show slash mass. 924 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:22,720 What happened to the old man's hand? 925 00:34:22,720 --> 00:34:24,880 It gets better over time. 926 00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:25,880 Nope. 927 00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:26,880 It's a bandage at first. 928 00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:31,440 He probably like cut himself, you know, scooping up shoveling snow or something like that. 929 00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:33,960 But I'm saying great. 930 00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:37,920 But why the fuck don't we know the origin of the hand if we're going to see the progression 931 00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:38,920 of it healing? 932 00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:39,920 He was afraid of him. 933 00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:46,720 And it adds to like the, because when he slams his hand on the wrist or on the, you know, 934 00:34:46,720 --> 00:34:49,680 the desk when he's at the grocery store, that's when he steals the toothbrush because he's 935 00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:50,680 scared. 936 00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:53,440 And it's like the bandage makes him look more menacing. 937 00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:56,040 It just, it does for the kid. 938 00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:57,040 For a kid. 939 00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:58,040 Yeah. 940 00:34:58,040 --> 00:34:59,040 Okay. 941 00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:00,040 Okay. 942 00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:01,040 Yeah. 943 00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:02,040 All right. 944 00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:03,040 I'll take that. 945 00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:06,680 The pump, oh, there's a music like the pump up music like da da da da da da da. 946 00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:08,120 I fucking love that shit. 947 00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:09,400 Would he go home and set up his traps? 948 00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:11,520 Was that the Trans-Siberian Orchestra's version of it? 949 00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:12,520 No, it's a different one. 950 00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:13,520 Oh, okay. 951 00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:17,520 It's got more of like a midi vibe. 952 00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:21,760 Making a battle plan poster board takes too much time for the limited amount of time that 953 00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:24,760 he has making a giant multicolor. 954 00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:25,760 I mean, I love it. 955 00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:26,760 It looks great. 956 00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:27,760 And he does it again in the second movie. 957 00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:28,760 Yeah. 958 00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:33,160 But when did he have time to sit down, get the poster board out, draw a whole layout 959 00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:34,160 of his house? 960 00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:35,160 It's a montage. 961 00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:36,160 He's been planning it forever, Andy. 962 00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:37,160 Gotcha. 963 00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:38,680 It's a home defense plan. 964 00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:42,480 He's just, he's jigsaw. 965 00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:44,520 So there's a bunch of traps. 966 00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:50,680 I'm not, I didn't go over all of them, but I will put out that the ornaments on the floor 967 00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:54,920 only work because Harry lost his shoes. 968 00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:55,920 Yeah. 969 00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:56,920 It was bare, or was barefoot. 970 00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:59,000 If he would have gone through the window first, it wouldn't have worked. 971 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,000 They would have done nothing. 972 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,080 It just would have been a noise distraction, I guess. 973 00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:03,080 Yeah. 974 00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:05,600 Which maybe was the idea initially, but. 975 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:06,600 You've got to know where they are. 976 00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:09,400 I think if you look at the plan, it goes through the progression. 977 00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:13,000 I think in his, on that poster, if you pause it, it goes through the progression. 978 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,000 Yeah. 979 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,000 Do that here. 980 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,000 Yeah. 981 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,000 Yeah. 982 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,000 The feathers is kind of stupid. 983 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,000 Yeah. 984 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,000 It's funny though. 985 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,000 It's funny. 986 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,000 Yeah. 987 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,000 The old man saving the day was cool. 988 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,000 Knocked him out. 989 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,000 Love that. 990 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:29,000 Like intervention from the adult is how he wins both, how he gets out of both situations 991 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,000 in these movies. 992 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,400 So like it isn't just him alone. 993 00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:33,760 It isn't home alone. 994 00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:37,680 It's him with help of old people. 995 00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:40,000 It is. 996 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,000 Yeah. 997 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:45,040 Kevin doesn't think he's going to be able to, oh, Kevin doesn't think he's going to 998 00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:48,080 be able to lie to his parents about the crooks, does he? 999 00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:51,920 Like that's what another thing he must have told them. 1000 00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:52,920 Yeah, his house was fucked up. 1001 00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:53,920 There's no way. 1002 00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:54,920 His house was fucked up. 1003 00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:57,240 His neighbor's house was burgled and flooded. 1004 00:36:57,240 --> 00:36:59,880 The other neighbor's house was probably burgled and flooded. 1005 00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:02,000 He would have had to tell his parents, told his parents. 1006 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:03,000 Wait a minute. 1007 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,000 He cleaned it all up though. 1008 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,000 Yeah. 1009 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,000 I don't know how. 1010 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,000 Not Buzz's room. 1011 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:08,000 We don't know how. 1012 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,000 Except for Buzz's room. 1013 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,000 Right, exactly. 1014 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,000 At the end of my room. 1015 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:14,000 But he cleaned the rest of the house up. 1016 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,000 You remember that? 1017 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,000 Yeah. 1018 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,000 Mom comes in and it's all clean. 1019 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,000 It is super clean. 1020 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,000 Yeah. 1021 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,000 How do you clean? 1022 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,520 There's blood, brain bits that he has to clean up. 1023 00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:24,000 There's holes in the floor. 1024 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,000 God, he's tar on the ground. 1025 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,000 Like he literally tarred. 1026 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,000 He knows how to use tools. 1027 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,000 Yeah. 1028 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,000 I don't know. 1029 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,000 He fucked that house up and then cleaned it up. 1030 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,000 Okay, great. 1031 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:39,000 But yeah, I give the first one a B. Solid B. Perfect. 1032 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,000 Like it's a perfect little Christmas movie. 1033 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:47,000 But let's go quickly with your guys' review and then we'll jump into number two. 1034 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:50,000 Yeah, no, one is a lot of fun. 1035 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:53,000 It's a classic Christmas movie again. 1036 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,000 A lot of fun, definitely. 1037 00:37:55,000 --> 00:38:00,000 If you can not think about the things that aren't believable in the movie and just enjoy it, 1038 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:04,000 it's worth a watch and a B is a good grade for it. 1039 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,000 Okay. 1040 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:14,000 And I'm going to go under our new rule structure with a B and 18 pluses. 1041 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,000 18 pluses. 1042 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,000 Nice. 1043 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,000 I like it. 1044 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:23,000 Because once again, when I was talking earlier about being bored with Frist movies 1045 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:28,000 and how over and over they're the same thing over and over again, this movie is not that. 1046 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,000 Okay. 1047 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:38,000 This was way more of an enjoyable of a watch just because it's so different from everything else. 1048 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:44,000 Mike, the plus plus plus plus plus plus system is not in effect until. 1049 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,000 Until December 25th. 1050 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:49,000 Until much later. 1051 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,000 Much later. 1052 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:53,000 So I'm going to assume just B plus is what you meant. 1053 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:56,000 No, I meant B and 16 pluses. 1054 00:38:56,000 --> 00:39:00,000 I'll put a little 16 here, but it doesn't mean anything. 1055 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,000 I'm crossing it out. 1056 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:05,000 I've said a long time that our ratings don't matter anyway. 1057 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,000 It's whatever you end up deciding to do with it. 1058 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:12,000 Well, we're going to have a new rating system in next year starting in our new season. 1059 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,000 Will they matter? 1060 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,000 Yes. 1061 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,000 Okay. 1062 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:16,000 I'm coming up with a concrete system. 1063 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,000 I think I rate two higher. 1064 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,000 I enjoy two more than one. 1065 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,000 We'll see. 1066 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,000 You'll see when I get there. 1067 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,000 That's okay. 1068 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,000 All right. 1069 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,000 So B, B and then I'm going to go B plus. 1070 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:25,000 All right. 1071 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,000 So. 1072 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,000 B plus. 1073 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,000 So this gets a B plus? 1074 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,000 14. 1075 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:33,000 It's a low B plus. 1076 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,000 However that works. 1077 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,000 B plus minus. 1078 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:37,000 No. 1079 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,000 B plus. 1080 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:42,000 Plus a B plus, plus or minus 14 pluses. 1081 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:46,000 B plus, plus or minus. 1082 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,000 Make new equations. 1083 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,000 Plus 14. 1084 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:53,000 No, it looks like I just wrote Braille. 1085 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:56,000 So sort of a different language. 1086 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,000 B plus, plus or minus. 1087 00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,000 Plus, plus 14. 1088 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:04,000 Like I said, I'm not saying it's a masterpiece, but it's as close as it gets as a Christmas 1089 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,000 movie to a masterpiece. 1090 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,000 Yeah, it's super good. 1091 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,000 It's definitely a classic. 1092 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:08,000 Love it. 1093 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,000 Now we got into number two. 1094 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:14,000 We get the iconic house again, which at this time is surrounded by the New York skyline, 1095 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,000 which I absolutely love. 1096 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:19,000 We get Kevin with his new gear. 1097 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:23,000 There's like walkie talkie thing that he uses throughout this whole movie. 1098 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,000 I don't know if they were trying to sell those. 1099 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,000 They definitely were. 1100 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:27,000 I had one of those. 1101 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,000 Yeah. 1102 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:32,000 They thought that that would be the toy of the, you know, everyone would be talking about 1103 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,000 it. 1104 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:36,000 Who showers with the door ajar? 1105 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,000 Yeah. 1106 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,000 What the fuck? 1107 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,000 What a weird thing, dude. 1108 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,000 Like you're a grown ass man. 1109 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,000 There's a thousand kids running around. 1110 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:46,000 Shut the bathroom door, especially since that was a shower for the bunk bedroom. 1111 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,000 So it was like a kid's room that he was in. 1112 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:52,000 Like when he was like, yeah, I don't want to go in there to get my, you know, get my 1113 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,000 tie. 1114 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:56,000 Cause uncle Frank said that if I come in here and I see him naked, I'll never feel like 1115 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,000 a real man. 1116 00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,000 That's another weird thing to tell a kid. 1117 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,000 Uncle Frank's weird, dude. 1118 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,000 I think uncle Frank's molested some of these kids. 1119 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,000 That was my note. 1120 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,000 It was like, yeah, uncle Frank's definitely a weird character. 1121 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,000 Yeah. 1122 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,000 Uncle Frank has molested some of the McAllisters. 1123 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,000 I bet you that kid who pees the bed. 1124 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,000 That's why. 1125 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,000 I think that was uncle Frank's son. 1126 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:14,000 Yep. 1127 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,000 All tracks. 1128 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,000 Uncle Frank's son. 1129 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:19,000 Real quiet. 1130 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,000 Not even going there. 1131 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:24,000 About this wonderful Christmas movie. 1132 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:28,000 We get the choir. 1133 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,000 We can't have a single episode that's kid friendly. 1134 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000 No, we can't. 1135 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:38,000 We have the choir scene where my biggest issue with the entire movie is that buzz was not 1136 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,000 that funny. 1137 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:42,000 And I don't think that everyone in the audience would be laughing. 1138 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,000 No. 1139 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:47,000 I don't think that there would be a couple of dinguses in the audience laughing. 1140 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:53,000 I mean, sometimes kids' performances like that can be a little long. 1141 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:57,000 And that could have been at a point when it was low in the crowd. 1142 00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,000 Just needed something. 1143 00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,000 You needed something. 1144 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,000 Anything to wake you up, and that was it. 1145 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,000 No, maybe the ears thing. 1146 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,000 But that was it. 1147 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,000 Him pretending to drum and all that stuff. 1148 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,000 I'm like, dude, now he's just showboating. 1149 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,000 It would have been a light chuckle. 1150 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,000 But no. 1151 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:12,000 Yeah, they were uproariously laughing. 1152 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,000 I'm getting like the I do standup comedy. 1153 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:18,000 They were giving me the kind of reaction that I would like kill for, you know, on like a 1154 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:22,000 solid joke that I've been working on for a while, like that I've built up to. 1155 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:26,000 But no, Buzz just does a little drumming and he gets a little bit of a shitting and grin 1156 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,000 and everyone likes it. 1157 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:32,000 But also, why the fuck are Buzz and Kevin in the same choir? 1158 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:38,000 What school allows the high school student and why isn't Buzz being supportive of his 1159 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:41,000 younger brother or the solo, his first solo? 1160 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:46,000 And he's going to destroy like there's a lot of weird things like what was that church or 1161 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,000 was that school school? 1162 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,000 OK, so school. 1163 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,000 Whose school? 1164 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:54,000 Kevin's Elementary School or Buzz's high school? 1165 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,000 Fluent people. 1166 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,000 Fluent people. 1167 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,000 Yeah. 1168 00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,000 People are leaving out how rich they are. 1169 00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,000 Private school. 1170 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,000 Private school. 1171 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,000 It probably goes K through 12. 1172 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:06,000 OK, they're just going to put some of the nine graders in high school. 1173 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:12,000 My granddaughters in junior high and they both go to the same and they're in the same choir 1174 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,000 and drama. 1175 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,000 Yeah, they combine them. 1176 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,000 They combine them. 1177 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:18,000 Well, but that doesn't seem like a smaller school. 1178 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:19,000 That's a public school. 1179 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:22,000 Yeah, that doesn't seem like a smaller school, though, this one. 1180 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:26,000 You look how big the auditorium was and how many parents were there. 1181 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,000 No, I'm saying I think it's a private school. 1182 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,000 Yeah, but it's not a small private school. 1183 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,000 Maybe not small, but it's K through 12. 1184 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,000 So it's probably not massive, though. 1185 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:37,000 For that many grades, I wouldn't consider it massive. 1186 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:41,000 It's different because we're used to just our two or three grades in the school. 1187 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:44,000 When you put 12 together, it's still going to be a bigger school, even though it's a small school. 1188 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:52,000 I went to a K through 12 school and it was a very – like my graduating class was like 20, 24, 22, 24 people. 1189 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:55,000 Still, if you have 12 classes in that, that's still several hundred people. 1190 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,000 Yeah. 1191 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:57,000 OK. 1192 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,000 That's the way it is here. 1193 00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:59,000 Yeah. 1194 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,000 Magnet school. 1195 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,000 Yeah. 1196 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:10,000 Buzz makes an appeal like a lawyer to the family and he apologizes, and then he calls Kevin a trout sniffer, 1197 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:14,000 which I cannot take any other way – 1198 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,000 There's only one way to take that. 1199 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:20,000 – than to think that he – something to do with women's vaginas. Am I wrong? 1200 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:24,000 It would be panty. Same as saying panty sniffer, but he could say that and his parents didn't get it. 1201 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,000 Yeah. 1202 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:29,000 Panty sniffer. Also, is that an insult? 1203 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:36,000 I mean, I've seen a lot of pornhub that starts with you get caught with someone's panties sniffing them or whatever. 1204 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,000 I guess to John Hughes it is. I don't know. 1205 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:39,000 Yeah. 1206 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:43,000 I mean, like, I wouldn't sniff a pair of panties. That's not for me. 1207 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:46,000 Because that's so gross. 1208 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,000 Would you stop judging other people that do? 1209 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,000 What? 1210 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:50,000 Would you stop with the judgment? 1211 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:51,000 I'm not judging. 1212 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:52,000 OK. 1213 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:56,000 Michael, I would never judge. Anyone's king for any reason. But I just think that – 1214 00:44:56,000 --> 00:45:03,000 But I think that Buzz just – I don't know. It's a weird insult to call your little brother. 1215 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:06,000 It's because he knows how to mess with his brother – his little brother's head. 1216 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,000 He's casual. 1217 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:12,000 Yeah. And then we got – oh, still pre-911 airports because we get the – the alarm goes – 1218 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:16,000 I unplugged the alarm on accident. They all forget again. 1219 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:23,000 Unrealistic that Kevin's mom doesn't go upstairs, grab Kevin, and drag him downstairs and say, 1220 00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:26,000 I'm going to get in the car. I'll keep an eye on you, whatever. I do like the addition of – 1221 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:27,000 Stick with me the entire time. 1222 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:30,000 Yes. Hold my hand. You grab – put him on a little leash or whatever. 1223 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:33,000 Yeah. Why don't you have a leash on this guy? That would be my question. 1224 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:38,000 But I do – oh, no, because they do get him in the car. They do have him there. 1225 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,000 She has her moment passing out tickets. Kevin! 1226 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,000 Yeah. 1227 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:42,000 Yes, ticket. 1228 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:48,000 And so – but then they get to the airport. And we get the – probably the most realistic – 1229 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:53,000 this is what a kid would fucking do at the wrong time, would be – would be like, yes, 1230 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:57,000 stopping in the middle of the airport to change his battery when everybody's rushing 1231 00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:03,000 and then picking the wrong dad, following him on. Oh, that's my dad. Of course it's my dad. 1232 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:07,000 How many times does Kevin say, like, you think I'd really be here by myself or whatever? 1233 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:08,000 A bunch. Yeah. 1234 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:11,000 Yeah. It's like, yeah, he's right over there. And he wasn't even lying in that part. 1235 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:15,000 That was just real. And then so he ends up going to New York. 1236 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:16,000 Yeah. 1237 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,000 And the rest of the family is going to Florida. 1238 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,000 The most unrealistic part of this. 1239 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,000 What? 1240 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:23,000 That Kevin doesn't just end up dead. It's 1992 New York. 1241 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,000 Yeah. 1242 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,000 Kevin should end up dead in an alley. 1243 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:27,000 Yeah. 1244 00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:28,000 He's rich, though. 1245 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,000 Yeah. 1246 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:30,000 Yeah. 1247 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,000 Actually, you know what? 1248 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,000 Natural credit cards. 1249 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:41,000 I would say that a child wandering New York – yeah, there's monsters out there that 1250 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,000 would kidnap a child, for sure. 1251 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:43,000 Oh, I'm 22 years old. 1252 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,000 Yeah. 1253 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:48,000 But I think most people, like your most everyday criminal is what I'm saying. 1254 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,000 Obviously, most people wouldn't do anything. 1255 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,000 Right. 1256 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:53,000 But I'm talking about, like, your most – most of your muggers, your – 1257 00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:54,000 Yeah. 1258 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:58,000 You're, like, your rapists, your murderers, like, those guys, they're not going to see 1259 00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:01,000 a kid, and they're not going to go to that level that quickly. You know what I mean? 1260 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:02,000 Like – 1261 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,000 No, you more got to worry about the Hotel Concierge. 1262 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,000 Yeah. 1263 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:10,000 I'm going to clip you saying Concierge in the creepiest way possible. 1264 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,000 Because he was the creepiest way possible. 1265 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,000 Oh, you're talking about like Tim Curry? 1266 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:17,000 Tim Curry, yeah. That's why I said it's – Tim Curry. 1267 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:18,000 I can't do his voice. 1268 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,000 He was great, though. 1269 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,000 He's so good at this. So is Rob Schneider. 1270 00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:22,000 Yeah, Rob Schneider was great. 1271 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,000 Rob Schneider's funny. I like that this is kind of one of his earlier roles. 1272 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,000 Very early. Yeah, I was looking at how young he was. 1273 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:30,000 But he's funny. He's a good comedic actor. He's got the face. He's got the – you know, 1274 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:36,000 whatever. This is definitely – oh, and then I put – yeah, definitely pre-911, because 1275 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:41,000 it shows the Twin Towers at one point as he's walking by on his little vacation tour. 1276 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:47,000 You forget, dude, how iconic they were. They were the most – like, because the Empire 1277 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:52,000 Staple is just a building. The towers were what you – like, what made the New York 1278 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:53,000 skyline. 1279 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,000 They were so much bigger, right? 1280 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:55,000 Yeah. 1281 00:47:55,000 --> 00:48:01,000 Holy shit, dude. And they just don't exist anymore. That's a crazy – like, it almost 1282 00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:07,000 feels like you can't even say the word Twin Towers anymore without it feeling like a buzz 1283 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:13,000 word or something that's offensive to hear. Like, you know what I mean? 1284 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:14,000 Triggering somebody. 1285 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,000 It's something that's coming behind it. 1286 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:20,000 Like, you say Twin Towers, and people like – it's a hushed sort of thing when it's 1287 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:24,000 like – it was really up until 2001. 1288 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,000 It was iconic. 1289 00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:31,000 He put it in every fucking movie, dude. This movie ends – or he goes – wait, or no, 1290 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:34,000 is this where he goes to the top of the Twin Towers? Or is that the end? 1291 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,000 I bet he got the Empire State Building, doesn't he? 1292 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,000 No, because you see both the towers. 1293 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,000 Oh, you see both the – okay. 1294 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:42,000 Is it right here, though? Is this where – it's just like on his little vacation part? 1295 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,000 I think it's in the beginning part, yeah. 1296 00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,000 Yeah, okay. Got it. All right. So then this is – 1297 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:46,000 He's like touring the city. 1298 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:50,000 Yeah, because I put definitely pre-911 there. Because, yeah. 1299 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:51,000 Yeah. 1300 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:55,000 Kevin runs away from everything. Just like – it's like his thing. He just runs away 1301 00:48:55,000 --> 00:49:00,000 from everything. I do like that he – when he meets the bird lady for the second time 1302 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:04,000 – or when he meets her, meets her, and he runs away after she helps him with his foot, 1303 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,000 and he gets about like 10 feet and he stops. 1304 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,000 And he realizes he's helping him. 1305 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,000 He's like, wait a minute. You were helping me, weren't you? 1306 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:13,000 And she's like, okay, well, cool. Good talk. 1307 00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:14,000 Yeah. 1308 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:17,000 Like, he's a sweet kid. It's supposed to be like a sweet kid, you know, like a nice – 1309 00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:19,000 Yeah, he's a sweet kid. He's a little trouble maker. He's fun. 1310 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:20,000 Yeah. 1311 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:25,000 Yeah. He's my grandkid. He's like, I got a grandkid just like – I mean exactly – 1312 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:30,000 I think that Peyton, my youngest – my oldest grandkid, if you drop him at this age in New 1313 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:34,000 York, he'd do the same shit. He'd be just fine. 1314 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:37,000 Yeah. Cool. I think I would have been fine at 10 years old. 1315 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:38,000 Yeah. 1316 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:42,000 I would have been on drugs by the end of the week. Someone would have offered me drugs. 1317 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,000 I would have taken them probably just to see what's up. 1318 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:53,000 We meet our 2025 U.S. president in this movie. He walks by, a very, very young – not young, 1319 00:49:53,000 --> 00:50:01,000 a middle-aged Trump, Donald Trump, as he walks through the Plaza Hotel. And he gives Kevin 1320 00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:05,000 some directions, which I don't – I think that's pretty unrealistic. I don't think 1321 00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:08,000 Trump would stop and help a little kid for directions, I think. 1322 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:09,000 Why? 1323 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,000 Because he's a super-millionaire guy. Well – 1324 00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:14,000 Yeah. I think – 1325 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:20,000 Wait, hold on. Because I know that the – he's – he has a lot of money. He's affluent, 1326 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:28,000 right? But I know that the whole – him being a real estate mogul, they've said now, like, 1327 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:33,000 from The Apprentice, that that was kind of like a fabricated backstory. They've sort 1328 00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:35,000 of stretched the imagination a little bit. 1329 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:38,000 It's not fabricated. It's – what is that called when you build it up? 1330 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:39,000 Embellished. 1331 00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:40,000 Embellished. Yeah. It's embellished. 1332 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:43,000 Got it. So they embellished a lot of these things. So, yeah, I mean, like, yeah, he's 1333 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:47,000 in a suit. He's walking by. It's just him alone. He's not on – he's not – 1334 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:51,000 But that's the way, honestly, if you go back to those times – 1335 00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:52,000 That was a cameo back then. 1336 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:55,000 No, but even Trump back in those times, he would walk through the hotel and – 1337 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:56,000 Just randomly. 1338 00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:57,000 Yeah. It just wasn't – 1339 00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:58,000 But that's New York in general, though. 1340 00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,000 Yeah. He would walk around New York. 1341 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:03,000 Yeah. You get Conan O'Brien walking around all the time. You got all these different 1342 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:04,000 celebrities just kind of running in. 1343 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:07,000 Well, you live in L.A. now. There's another radio show. Let's do – they do a thing 1344 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:10,000 called Celebrity Sightings, I guess, where they're just walking around town and they'll 1345 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:11,000 see famous people check out. 1346 00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:13,000 Well, L.A. is not the same way. L.A. – 1347 00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:14,000 That's New York. 1348 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:18,000 First off, I didn't live in L.A. I lived in a suburb of L.A. outside 30 minutes from 1349 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:19,000 it. 1350 00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:22,000 I feel like New York could blend in better with – because it's a lot more walking 1351 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:23,000 in New York. 1352 00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:24,000 You have to walk everywhere in New York. 1353 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:25,000 Right. 1354 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,000 No one's walk – 1355 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:27,000 In L.A. 1356 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:28,000 Nobody walks in L.A. 1357 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:29,000 Yeah. 1358 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:30,000 Nobody walks in L.A. 1359 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:31,000 No, it's more like they're in a restaurant and they'll see a famous person. 1360 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:32,000 Yeah. 1361 00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:35,000 It's like that. But I'm saying in New York, I think it's kind of the same way. Famous 1362 00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,000 people just walk around. They have to get from place to place. 1363 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,000 Yeah. 1364 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,000 If they're going to dinner, they're just walking down this street for dinner. 1365 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,000 They have – you got Keanu in the subway all the time. 1366 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:43,000 Yeah. 1367 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:48,000 Yeah. I mean, New York – yeah. I'm surprised we don't get more like New York celebrity 1368 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:49,000 murders. 1369 00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:50,000 Really? 1370 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,000 Yeah. Just think about it. I mean, just – it's a – 1371 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,000 The one wasn't enough for you? 1372 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:55,000 For what? 1373 00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:57,000 That's where Lenin got to. 1374 00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:58,000 Yeah, in New York. 1375 00:51:58,000 --> 00:51:59,000 In New York? 1376 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:00,000 Yeah. 1377 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:01,000 Yeah. 1378 00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:04,000 From walking out of his apartment. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. Literally walking 1379 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:05,000 out of his apartment like we're talking about with Trump. 1380 00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:08,000 That's what I'm saying. I'm surprised there's not more of that. You have these 1381 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:15,000 – like in a world where we have all of these mass shootings that just take place and people 1382 00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:18,000 just randomly – like they'll just be like, all right, I'm going to target this black 1383 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,000 supermarket or I'm going to target this school or I'm going to target – 1384 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,000 I'm surprised more people don't target individuals. 1385 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,000 Why aren't more celebrities targeted? Like why is it just – 1386 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:27,000 Because they always got paparazzi hanging around them, too. 1387 00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:28,000 But no, no. Who cares though? 1388 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:29,000 Too many witnesses. 1389 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,000 Mass shooters are going to mass shoot though. 1390 00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:32,000 That's true. That's true. 1391 00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:33,000 But like a mass shooter situation – 1392 00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:34,000 It's just going to shoot. Yeah. 1393 00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:37,000 Yeah. If you just aim at the general direction of some celebrity – I don't want to name 1394 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:40,000 any right now because I don't want to like set up a thing. 1395 00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:44,000 I don't want anyone to listen to this and get like a catcher of the ride by or something. 1396 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:48,000 But like they see a celebrity out in the wild and they just open up on her. 1397 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:51,000 Somehow our podcast MK Ultra'd somebody. 1398 00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:52,000 Yeah, I know. Jesus. 1399 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:56,000 Because here's the scary thing about those mass shooter guys, right? 1400 00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,000 It's like they're all trying to get into the history books. 1401 00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,000 The best way to do it is to kill a celebrity. 1402 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:01,000 Yeah. 1403 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:02,000 Right? 1404 00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:03,000 That would be the way to do it. 1405 00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:06,000 A mass shooting where a bunch of random people die and it's like, yeah, it's tragic. 1406 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:09,000 But if you don't know the victims personally – 1407 00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:11,000 We still know the name John Hinckley, right? 1408 00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:15,000 Yeah. I think you're still making a bad case here. We should move on. 1409 00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:17,000 Am I advocating for it at this point? 1410 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:18,000 Kind of, yeah. 1411 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,000 I'm not advocating. Don't end up in the history book. 1412 00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:23,000 Killing people is wrong. There's other ways to do it. 1413 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:25,000 You want to end up in the history book with the Nobel Peace Prize. 1414 00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:26,000 Invent something. 1415 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:29,000 Yeah. Try to find a new way to solve world hunger. 1416 00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:35,000 Don't murder a celebrity in New York and the streets of New York and become super famous for the rest of your life. 1417 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:37,000 Why are you winking, Andy? 1418 00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:38,000 No. 1419 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:39,000 The more you know. 1420 00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:41,000 The more you know. 1421 00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:47,000 I do like when Kevin says to the gentleman at the pool, would you mind – he asked someone, would you mind if I do cannonballs? 1422 00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:49,000 And everyone's just like, yeah, go for it. And he starts doing it. 1423 00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:50,000 Very polite. 1424 00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:51,000 Yeah, that was cool. 1425 00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:52,000 That was a sweet little scene. 1426 00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:53,000 Yeah. 1427 00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:57,000 I don't know if it's a sequel to the fake movie or if he's continuing watching the same fake movie. 1428 00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:58,000 It's a sequel. 1429 00:53:58,000 --> 00:53:59,000 Sequel. Love it. 1430 00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:01,000 Yeah. Do you remember the – did you read the box? 1431 00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:02,000 Yeah, the title. 1432 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:05,000 That's hilarious. What was it like, a porn straight over the title? 1433 00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:06,000 Oh, that's funny to realize. 1434 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,000 Yeah, for the title anyway. 1435 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:15,000 Speaking of porn, there was something I saw on Facebook last night. I had to take a screen shot of it. It kind of cracked me up. 1436 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:18,000 I'm really interested to see where this is going, Brendan. 1437 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,000 Well, OK. It had to do with Home Alone 2. 1438 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,000 OK. 1439 00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:27,000 So it's like someone was like, oh, it's a great time to go on a marathon. And it's like, you know, like your cable package, whatever, on demand. 1440 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:37,000 Home Alone, Home Alone 2, Lost in New York, Home Alone 3, Home Alone HD, Home Alone, The Holiday Heist, Horny Moms, Home Alone with their dildos. 1441 00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:41,000 That's what those tapes were up there. Yeah. It's kind of out of the tape. 1442 00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,000 Holiday Heist, I think, is the newest one. 1443 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:44,000 Is the new one. 1444 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:45,000 Yeah. 1445 00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:53,000 Where the heist is the kid. Just keep that in mind. It's the heist from the kid's perspective. Horny Housewives, Home Alone. I like that. 1446 00:54:53,000 --> 00:55:06,000 Poor McAllister family in the sense that like I know that they're affluent and they're rich and you know, which it's weird to say, but like good for them. 1447 00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:12,000 Like it's weird. It's like it's like part of me wants to hate rich people just because they're rich and I'm not. 1448 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:13,000 Right. Yeah. 1449 00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:21,000 And there is that there is that thing where we all kind of hate the elite. We hate the rich or whatever the people that have like, you know, but but honestly, we don't know what Kevin does. 1450 00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:29,000 There is rumors that he's in the mob, not rumors, but there's a theory that he's a mob guy. His dad's a mob boss. His dad's a mob boss. Yeah, there is. Yeah. 1451 00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:36,000 There's that one room because they're in Chicago. I don't think they seem very Italian though. They're not like it's not. It could just not be made. 1452 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:43,000 Yeah. Yeah. And then he's the bookkeeper. He's he has a shitload of money. But yeah. 1453 00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:51,000 But it is sucks that they well, first off, they're stuck in Florida while it's raining is I mean, that sucks. 1454 00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:57,000 But it's such that they have to spend their Christmases just re-traveling to Kevin. 1455 00:55:57,000 --> 00:56:09,000 That's two Christmases in a year where honestly, the the thing they should have done in the first movie is let the majority of the people enjoy their vacation. 1456 00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:11,000 So all of them. If they could. 1457 00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:17,000 Like if the kids. First of all, no matter how much rich you are, how much to get all those people to fly back right then. 1458 00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:20,000 Yeah. It's not buying it two weeks in advance. You're buying it right now. 1459 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:24,000 Yeah. You know, I just found out is the cheapest time to fly internationally. 1460 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:33,000 Thanksgiving. Because people stay home. Well, no, no, it's the actual Thanksgiving to travel to international countries. 1461 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:36,000 It's because no one celebrates Thanksgiving other than us. 1462 00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:44,000 So they but it's like weird. It's like to go from it was like Chicago to New York. 1463 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:49,000 It's cheaper to go to like Istanbul. 1464 00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:56,000 Yes, something like it's cheaper to go from Florida to Spain to Spain or something than it is to go from like Florida to New York. 1465 00:56:56,000 --> 00:57:00,000 Just because it's yeah, it was pretty cool. 1466 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:05,000 So just keep that in mind if you want to travel internationally, if you want to plan a vacation to go out of town, go internationally. 1467 00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:08,000 That's a cheap way. That's a cheap time to do it. 1468 00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:12,000 Just plan around Thanksgiving. Another holiday that. 1469 00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:17,000 God, I I know that Brendan's a big fan of the food and for him, it's a food holiday. 1470 00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:26,000 And for me, it's a food holiday. I do not celebrate the the Christopher Columbus getting smallpox to Native American people. 1471 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:31,000 I don't think anyone really does anymore. Well, no, I think actually there's pride in that. 1472 00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:35,000 There is some there is some people that have the colonial pride where they're just like, yeah, my family. 1473 00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:40,000 Some of them aren't allowed in the U.S. We were just what's the one guy you just brought up earlier? 1474 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,000 Which guy? Which guy? 1475 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:45,000 I didn't do Thanksgiving. 1476 00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:49,000 I get the guy that does it that it's in all the trouble for the women thing. 1477 00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:53,000 You said his name earlier and I can't think of it. I said I did. 1478 00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:56,000 I don't want to say Tristan Tate, but that's not. Oh, yeah. 1479 00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:59,000 Andrew Tate, Andrew Tate. That's what I wanted. Yeah. 1480 00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:01,000 Is his brother Tristan? Yeah. Yeah. 1481 00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:03,000 Wow. Did you name his little brother? 1482 00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:05,000 I couldn't think of Andrew. Yeah. 1483 00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:09,000 Yeah. You're looking at Andrew as you're trying to come up with the name Andrew. 1484 00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:13,000 Yeah. You're looking at me going, what the fuck is this? Don't ever get old people. 1485 00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:16,000 Don't ever get old. But it's not Andy. It's definitely not. 1486 00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:19,000 Extra died into a different country. 1487 00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:22,000 But that's what Andy Tate. Andy Tate. 1488 00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:27,000 Andrew. Oh, no. Andy Tate does not work. 1489 00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:31,000 He doesn't look like an Andy. Not all Andrews can make an Andy. No. 1490 00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:36,000 Not all Andes can be an Andrew. They can legally, but they can't pull it off. 1491 00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:40,000 Now, I think a lot of Mikes can be Michaels and I think a lot of Michaels can be Mikes. 1492 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,000 Yeah. I don't think there's much difference there. 1493 00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:45,000 I don't think me calling you Mike, I think it's just I'm saving myself time. 1494 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:49,000 I think I've called you both a thousand times. Yeah. 1495 00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:52,000 But Andy. Yeah, I never call you Andrew. Yeah. 1496 00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:55,000 Andy and Andrew are two. It feels like separate animals. 1497 00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:58,000 It feels like two different names. It feels too formal. Yeah. 1498 00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:02,000 Yeah, one does feel formal. But then at the same time, I have friends that are Andrews. 1499 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:05,000 And I'm just like, yeah, that's what they are. Yeah. 1500 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:10,000 I call them Andrew because, yeah, famously, that's how I became an Andy is in fifth grade. 1501 00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:14,000 Andrew came up to me and he said, we're going to be the same friend group. 1502 00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:16,000 I'm Andrew. You're going to be Andy. 1503 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:20,000 I was like, OK, you're older than I am. I respect the game. 1504 00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:22,000 That's your whole identity now. And then. 1505 00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:26,000 And yeah. And then I grew into becoming an Andy. I was a straight A student. 1506 00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:30,000 I followed smoking weed. 1507 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:38,000 The moment I became an AFC in class, the moment I became an Andy, the closest I can say. 1508 00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:43,000 Actually, well, shit, I would just actually just share this recently with I think I was telling Sasha at work. 1509 00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:49,000 All my deepest, darkest secrets of like not the bad shit I did as kids as a kid. 1510 00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:58,000 One of them was I think right when I became an Andy, I was in fifth grade and Miss Stockdale, who she's amazing. 1511 00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:03,000 She's a great teacher. I hope she's still doing it. Or I hope she's retired and happy. 1512 01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:08,000 She and if you're listening, Miss Stockdale, do something better with your life. 1513 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:11,000 You know, you're you're you're getting on in eight in your years. 1514 01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:15,000 So just, you know, you know, no, actually, she looks great. I saw her just a few years ago. 1515 01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:17,000 Maybe it's rewarding for her to be a teacher. Yeah. 1516 01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:21,000 No, actually, I hope she's still doing she was just like maybe five, six years ago. 1517 01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:24,000 So like, yeah, I mean, she might still be doing it. She's great. 1518 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:28,000 But anyway, she used to give out caramel apple pops. 1519 01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:31,000 Do you remember caramel apple pops? Best candy ever. 1520 01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:34,000 For some reason, they don't sell them anywhere. Where's the last time you saw them? 1521 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:39,000 They're not at Wal-Mart, the candy section. They're not at any gas station at the candy section. 1522 01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:41,000 I just don't know where caramel apple pops are. 1523 01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:46,000 I would have a few on deck because I do like them. They're very good. 1524 01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:52,000 So she had a box in her cabinet and I became an Andy. 1525 01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:58,000 And what happened was a substitute teacher came in and we were doing art. 1526 01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:03,000 And I told him that teacher lets us go to the cabinet and get our own art supplies. 1527 01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:10,000 He's like, cool. And I went and I took the entire box of fucking caramel apple pops. 1528 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:15,000 And I went and I went out to recess and I started handing them out to people and got caught immediately. 1529 01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:20,000 Because I wasn't cool. I should have just put them in my backpack and never said anything. 1530 01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:25,000 If I was trying to be good about it, I wasn't a good spy. I guess I wasn't a good thief. 1531 01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:28,000 I kept handing them out to people to keep them from telling people that I had them. 1532 01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:30,000 You were trying to be a Robin Hood. 1533 01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:36,000 Yeah. I stole from my sweet teacher and I gave to the students that she was giving when they earned them. 1534 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:39,000 I was giving unearned candy to just... 1535 01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:48,000 Anyway, when the proctor who was also our PE teacher at the time, when she heard this news, she walked up to me and she was like, Andy, 1536 01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:51,000 if what I heard is true, I'm very disappointed in you. 1537 01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:56,000 But did you steal from your teacher? And I was like, what are you talking about? 1538 01:01:56,000 --> 01:02:01,000 She's like, Andy, caramel apple pops. I mean, you have them on you. 1539 01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:05,000 I'm like, there's probably they're sticking out of my pockets and I probably have one in my mouth. 1540 01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:09,000 Probably all the kids behind me are just sucking on caramel apple pops, watching what's happening. 1541 01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:12,000 And then I'm like, I don't know. 1542 01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:16,000 Caramel on my teeth. And she's like, go to the principal's office. 1543 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,000 I got in a lot of trouble for that one. 1544 01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:25,000 Miss Stockdale was so fucking disappointed in me when she got back from her substitute teacher for whatever she was doing. 1545 01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:29,000 Last time she gets to take a fucking dentist appointment. 1546 01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:34,000 Poor lady. She's like, it's the one time she had to like bury a dog or something 1547 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:38,000 or what I don't know what it is, but it's like one time she needed a day to her fucking self 1548 01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:44,000 and her shithead kid who's now becoming a problem child myself. 1549 01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:50,000 If you ever watched the Disney's Recess, which you should, because it's I mean, if your child, 1550 01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:56,000 it's one of my favorite classic children's show that I nostalgically think back on a lot. 1551 01:02:56,000 --> 01:03:00,000 T.J. Detweiler was who I was to a T. 1552 01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:06,000 He just a mischievous kid. Tried to do shit that just never worked out. 1553 01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:10,000 Well, T.J. It all works out. So whatever the opposite of T.J. 1554 01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:15,000 Whatever the guy who just a shithead. You know what? I'm more like I was probably like, 1555 01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:21,000 doesn't all I know is that where however we got there was worth it. 1556 01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:24,000 Poor Macalester family. Really cool toy store. 1557 01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:28,000 There's this like snowy face thing that is in the corner. 1558 01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:32,000 Do you know what it's all about? It looked like old old man winter or something blowing smoke. 1559 01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:34,000 The opposite of a sun. Yeah. 1560 01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:39,000 Was it actually blowing smoke or was it was it just a static image? 1561 01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:45,000 I think it was. Because in my mind, when I watched it right now, I'm seeing it's actually blowing up mist. 1562 01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:47,000 You out of its mouth. Yeah, but I don't. 1563 01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:52,000 I'll have to rewatch that because like that would be pretty cool if it was. 1564 01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:55,000 And then just all the toys that you see is a very cool toy shop. 1565 01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:59,000 Very cool. Very just like fuck. Yeah, dude. Conversation with the owner. 1566 01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:07,000 That's so sweet, dude. I had a similar not a toy store, but my buddy and I, when we went to Ireland, 1567 01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:13,000 we there was like a little cafe like a Denny's and it was called like McDougal's or whatever. 1568 01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:15,000 It's called. I forgot the name. I'll have to look it up. 1569 01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:18,000 I don't want to misrepresent it, but we were in there. 1570 01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:21,000 We were getting some food and we were having a great thing. 1571 01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:25,000 And then an old man came in and he started talking like, hey, how do you like the food? 1572 01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:27,000 We knew he like worked there. We didn't know who it was. 1573 01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:34,000 And we're just like, oh, we love it. This is our first like official like Irish because I think it was like the first day we were there. 1574 01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:36,000 And we had only had Burger King the night before. 1575 01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:39,000 So we just got in from the flight and it was the only thing open. 1576 01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:42,000 But like we get there, we're eating just Irish breakfast. 1577 01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:45,000 You know, we're like enjoying ourselves. He's like, cool, cool, cool. 1578 01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:49,000 You guys are traveling. You know, you said, yeah, he's like, well, hey, awesome here. 1579 01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:51,000 He reaches his pocket, gives us some coupons. 1580 01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:54,000 Like, you know what? I own this place. And we're like, what? He's like, yeah, I own the chain. 1581 01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:57,000 There's like a few of them. Here's some free meal tickets. 1582 01:04:57,000 --> 01:05:03,000 And we're like, thank you. And so we had we got like I think it was like maybe two each. 1583 01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:06,000 But like, yeah, we had like two free meals each from him. 1584 01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:11,000 He just hooked us up. So we were two traveling young dudes. 1585 01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:17,000 I don't know if I ever told you this, but the when I so when I went to Europe, 1586 01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:22,000 when we got there, we went to Ireland first and everywhere we went, 1587 01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:26,000 every dance club we went to or not like every club or every bar we went to, 1588 01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:30,000 just nonstop Michael Jackson. You think we like him out here? 1589 01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:36,000 It is my they love him out there. They. But you said on your way out there was. 1590 01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:38,000 Yeah. Yeah. So yeah. 1591 01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:41,000 But then when we were walking around, that's why. Yeah. 1592 01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:44,000 That's when we find out the plane ride. He died. 1593 01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:48,000 And we had no idea. But we just thought people were obsessed. 1594 01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:53,000 We really like Michael Jackson. It's like, Jesus, the Irish Michael Jackson. 1595 01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:57,000 Oh, holy shit. No one said anything. 1596 01:05:57,000 --> 01:06:00,000 We probably looked like assholes were like, yeah, I love this song. 1597 01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:04,000 And people are crying. Yeah. Yeah. 1598 01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:08,000 We're like, oh, God, they're really emotional about their Michael Jackson. 1599 01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:12,000 Let's not make any pedophile jokes. OK. Cool. 1600 01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:15,000 That's great. Wait a little bit. But yeah. 1601 01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:18,000 So how long were you there before you found out that he died? 1602 01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:21,000 It's probably a few days, if not a week. That's great. 1603 01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:25,000 Someone told us at some point and we both went, oh, shit. 1604 01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:28,000 That explains so much. Everything. 1605 01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:31,000 Explains everything. 1606 01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:34,000 It was fucking everywhere. It was the grocery store. 1607 01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:38,000 You're like, was it still like that when you went to like other European countries? 1608 01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:41,000 Yeah, because it was that week. So I mean, it died. 1609 01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:44,000 It was like in Prague and you're like fucking Michael Jackson again. 1610 01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:48,000 By the time we got to the end of our trip, it had finally kind of 1611 01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:53,000 finally sort of died out. So our journey was the Michael Jackson trip. 1612 01:06:53,000 --> 01:07:02,000 Slash, weirdly enough, it was a gay pride Olympics or great gay pride, something. 1613 01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:07,000 But every country we went to was like their gay pride month or whatever. 1614 01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:12,000 So we just we just went to a bunch of gay pride events because that was what was there. 1615 01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:15,000 So Michael Jackson would have made sense either way. 1616 01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:19,000 Like he did. I think he's popular in the gay community as well. 1617 01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:22,000 It's fun. It's fun. Upbeat music to dance to. Yeah. 1618 01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:27,000 Yeah. So our first week in Ireland, our first few days there was just 1619 01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:31,000 it was packed because they were having a gay pride event. 1620 01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:36,000 So all the LGBTQ community who wanted to visit Ireland came that weekend. 1621 01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:39,000 We didn't plan it that way. We just this is what happened. 1622 01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:42,000 It just happened. So, yeah, we had a pretty crazy. 1623 01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:45,000 There's a lot of gay people in Ireland. I don't understand. 1624 01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:48,000 Gay people that love Michael Jackson in Ireland. 1625 01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:51,000 Not so it's cool on our plane right now. 1626 01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:53,000 What do you think Ireland's going to be like? I don't know. 1627 01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:57,000 Probably a lot of potatoes. You know, maybe they'll sound like leprechauns. 1628 01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:59,000 You know, the IRA, they're kind of dangerous. 1629 01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:02,000 So like they're probably kind of tough or whatever we get out there. 1630 01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:07,000 It's just it's just a bunch of gay dudes going, Thriller! 1631 01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:13,000 Thriller! Beat it! 1632 01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:16,000 You need to write that for the stage, though. 1633 01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:19,000 You need to write that story for the stage for sure. 1634 01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:23,000 Well, thank God. But yeah, that's some that's some shit. 1635 01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:28,000 So I like the band is hiding in little houses. 1636 01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:31,000 Adorable. Like, that's kind of a funny little hiding spot. 1637 01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:36,000 Yeah. Kevin running from the bandits. 1638 01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:41,000 He should have right when he realized when he screamed and everyone stopped 1639 01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:46,000 and was looking at him and they stopped to pointed them like these guys just touched me. 1640 01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:49,000 Or I mean, maybe if you want to keep it a little what they broke out of jail, 1641 01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:54,000 they wouldn't believe that the kid they were like, oh, this kid's just making up stories or whatever. 1642 01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:57,000 Because like who would first time he got not the second time. 1643 01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:59,000 Right. You're on the first time they got you got. 1644 01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:02,000 Remember the second time he got caught the check? No, no, no, no. 1645 01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:07,000 Yes, I'm saying the first time he gets caught, when they first meet him and they go, hey, kid or hey, pal. 1646 01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:11,000 Yeah. And he turns and you see Kevin recognize the voice. He turns around. He screams. 1647 01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:14,000 At that point, he should have been like, I don't know them. 1648 01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:21,000 Stranger danger, stranger danger. If he pointed at two grown men, stranger danger and start screaming that out on a busy New York street. 1649 01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:24,000 There's somebody that's going to come by and be like, well, what the fuck's going on? 1650 01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:27,000 Who are these dudes or whatever? Right. 1651 01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:30,000 There's there's a lot. That's the one thing everyone I think is being addressed. 1652 01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:32,000 There's cops all over the place. There's cops all over the place. 1653 01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:38,000 There's so many opportunities for Kevin to be like, he should have talked to the police and been like, I'm home alone. 1654 01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:42,000 All that fun torture. And he's a kid. Kids don't think that way. 1655 01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:48,000 No, but I think once it got scary, like I get instead of him going to I'm going to attack. 1656 01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:53,000 Right. Booby trap. You would think after the first time his parents would be like, hey, listen, if that ever happens again, find an officer. 1657 01:09:53,000 --> 01:10:00,000 Yeah, but I don't like you really feel like he was ever actually scared because I don't think he was kind of when he was kind of. 1658 01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:02,000 That's exactly what I was scared of the base. 1659 01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:08,000 Like we turned on the lights in the first right when they first came, like when the burglars first came is the most tense moment. 1660 01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:16,000 Yeah. Because when the cops showed up the first time and knocked on the door to check on him and he's that's when he that's when he went and hid upstairs. 1661 01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:18,000 He's scared, scared. Yeah. 1662 01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:23,000 Even though fuck it just opened the door. But how could you trust never seem scared of them? 1663 01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:28,000 How can you trust the police, though, because didn't he see the Joe Pesci as the police officer in the beginning? 1664 01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:32,000 So like you can't trust the police. This guy dressed up like the police. 1665 01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:38,000 Yeah. So I didn't even think about that until right now. You can't trust the police. He could be a policeman. 1666 01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:44,000 This could be a policeman breaking in later, like scouting the house out and then coming back as a crook to break in. 1667 01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:49,000 Yeah. Oh, OK. Doing his night job. Yeah. Then fucking fucking shit up with the weapon. 1668 01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:53,000 It's stupid bullshit. Oh, no, no, no. Now we're sticky bandit sticky bandit. 1669 01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:58,000 I'm OK with even though he did rob the charity. Yeah. 1670 01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:05,000 But other than robbing charity and taking kids scarves and gloves, gloves and stuff, that's OK. 1671 01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:12,000 But see, you know what? Just if that's sticky bandit, if that's his new stick, it's way less damage than flooding a house. 1672 01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:16,000 Yeah. Yeah. A kid loses their scarf. They didn't want to wear it anywhere. 1673 01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:19,000 Their mom, they were going to lose it. Yeah, they were going to lose it. 1674 01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:24,000 Fuck it. Who cares? Which I do have a question speaking of that, because that's a good point. 1675 01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:33,000 How the hell does my granddaughter go to school and come home without a belt or shoe or whatever? 1676 01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:38,000 She's getting punked. Have you asked her if she has any bullies? No, she does. They're stealing her belt. 1677 01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:43,000 She doesn't. She doesn't know. She literally has no idea. Yeah. Kids just lose shit. 1678 01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:47,000 We don't know. But a belt is like a through loops and attached. Yeah. 1679 01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:52,000 Why would that? Well, what happens? I do know what happens. 1680 01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:57,000 How could you even? She just doesn't know. I know. Yeah. How a shoe? How a shoe? 1681 01:11:57,000 --> 01:12:05,000 Well, she never did. But my my actual child lost a pair of boots once at school, at school. 1682 01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:08,000 Maybe. And I'll tell you how it always happens. It always happens the same way. 1683 01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:11,000 It really does happen. But it's just funny because they come home and go, you go, where's your belt? 1684 01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:14,000 And they go, I don't know. That's what makes it funny. 1685 01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:18,000 It's not it's not that it happens because I know how it happens. They go to gym. 1686 01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:24,000 They change for their basketball or whatever. And then like the other day, we had a game and she comes out 1687 01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:29,000 and she stole her basketball shirt. She's like, my shirt's gone. She didn't know where her shirt is. 1688 01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:34,000 It was in the room with all the other kids shirts. Somebody probably put it on, not realizing. 1689 01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:39,000 Because they're all the same basic school shirts. Yeah. And she has no shirt. 1690 01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:43,000 So I know how it happens. They go to gym. They change their tinnitus, whatever they come. 1691 01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:47,000 Whatever. Yeah. But the point is, they don't know, which is what's so funny about it. 1692 01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:52,000 The kid has no clue. They don't have their memories last about an hour. 1693 01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:56,000 And then they don't have any idea. Which is crazy. It is crazy. 1694 01:12:56,000 --> 01:13:01,000 But when do we have like goldfish? It's older because my memory sucks now. 1695 01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:07,000 And if it sucked then, when is it supposed to be good? I say like mine really started kicking in at like 10. 1696 01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:14,000 Like once you hit double digits, it starts kicking in. I think 10 is when I started having self-awareness. 1697 01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:18,000 Yeah. That's kind of when you start to be self-aware. Like real self-awareness. 1698 01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:22,000 Like this is who I am. I'm a... Yeah. But if you're eight and you go to gym and change clothes, you don't even realize. 1699 01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:28,000 You just don't. It just doesn't. You just go into the motions. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's weird. 1700 01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:36,000 I think the... So when they investigate the... I know I'm skipping over a little bit, but when... 1701 01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:43,000 After Tim Curry breaks in on Kevin's father, quote unquote, in the shower and creeps on him or whatever, 1702 01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:51,000 and he gets called out on it, that was funny, gets shot at, and then the next day or when they go back up after the credit card fraud 1703 01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:57,000 to confront him with everybody, one of my favorite bits is the, you've been kissing everybody. 1704 01:13:57,000 --> 01:14:03,000 You've been kissing Joe and Cliff, and then it gets over to Cliff and he goes, no, it wasn't true. 1705 01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:10,000 That's the funniest... To me, that's the funniest thing in this entire movie is that line, poor Cliff. 1706 01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:14,000 He just turns it in, what? No, it wasn't me. It's not true. 1707 01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:22,000 Just Cliff, yeah. This is the funniest thing. Kevin sexually harasses that woman when he pinches her butt. 1708 01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:28,000 To save his own life is sexual harassment, okay? Light sexual harassment, child pinching a lady's butt. 1709 01:14:28,000 --> 01:14:32,000 I don't know. It's on the fence. I think we'll allow it because he's eight years old. 1710 01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:36,000 He didn't mean it. He didn't get aroused by it. No, it wasn't that. It was to get them in trouble. 1711 01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:43,000 But he did know that that is a form of touch that he shouldn't be doing, so he knows don't touch a woman's butt. 1712 01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:47,000 He doesn't know it's an arousal thing for adults. He just knows you're not supposed to. 1713 01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:52,000 It just, yeah, you don't do it. So he did it because he knew that it would cause a reaction. 1714 01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:55,000 Okay. That wasn't on the fence. It was smart, though. 1715 01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:59,000 Yeah, it was smart. Oh, it is smart, yeah. But the only smart thing he did, really. 1716 01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:05,000 I just thought it was funny that it was the same lady that Marv already stared at earlier and said hello to. 1717 01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:10,000 Oh, yeah, that's another New York anomaly, statistic impossibility. 1718 01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:15,000 Do you suppose they get their insurance, Marv and him, get their insurance from the same people who give Wiley howdy his insurance? 1719 01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:20,000 Probably. They get Acme insurance. 1720 01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:21,000 Acme insurance company, yeah. 1721 01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:27,000 Because who better to sell the insurance that these objects are made to destroy. 1722 01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:31,000 Like the iron to the face. Then the company that makes them. 1723 01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:37,000 So there's Acme products for destruction and then Acme insurance for the destroyed. 1724 01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:42,000 Well, they get jail insurance, I'm sure, because at the end of each movie they go to jail and where they get bandaged up. 1725 01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:45,000 Yeah, but the second one, they go back. 1726 01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:49,000 I do think the violence in this one is more towards them than it was in the last one. 1727 01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:54,000 Yeah. I think that's where the jigsaw thing comes from. He's learning slowly. 1728 01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:58,000 He's getting better. He's evolving from home defender to future serial killer. 1729 01:15:58,000 --> 01:16:03,000 Yeah, I mean, that's the thing, the whole thing, because in this one, he's enacting justice. 1730 01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:07,000 Yeah. He's avenging the Children's Hospital. 1731 01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:12,000 So this is him. Yeah, this is him going like, no, they're not going to get away with that on my watch. 1732 01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:13,000 And he's setting up a fucking. 1733 01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:16,000 I think he does say not on my watch at one point. 1734 01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:19,000 Yeah, not on my watch. I'll fuck these dudes up. 1735 01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:25,000 And then he makes another battle plan. This one called Ho Ho Ho something. Plan Ho Ho Ho. 1736 01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:30,000 But he does throw the rock through the window with the note saying who he was and why he did what he did. 1737 01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:31,000 He did. Yeah. 1738 01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:37,000 Well, I broke your window. I'm so sorry to catch the bad guys who are stealing from you. 1739 01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:40,000 Thanks for the turtle dove. So it's even like my name is Kevin McAlister. 1740 01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:43,000 He writes it on. Yeah. Yeah. 1741 01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:48,000 Then we get the a bunch of fucking attempted murder. 1742 01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:51,000 Oh, well, first off, we meet we meet Pidgey Lady. Yeah. Yeah. 1743 01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:56,000 Pidgey Lady. Actually, before Pidgey Lady, we have night. 1744 01:16:56,000 --> 01:17:02,000 I think it's night one or where Kevin's walking home alone or walking back to the Plaza Hotel to get home. 1745 01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:05,000 And in the hookers hit on him. Oh, yeah. 1746 01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:11,000 Yeah. You have like you have a drug addict guy who laughs at him like I forget what question he asked him. 1747 01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:13,000 It's just like, do you know where this is? 1748 01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:16,000 You better get home, kid. 1749 01:17:16,000 --> 01:17:19,000 And then the hookers like you want me to read your bedtime story, honey. 1750 01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:24,000 That's when he gets in the taxi. What about if he said I was going to say even the taxi driver ain't no better in here, kid. 1751 01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:27,000 What's he trying to do? Not get money? Yeah. 1752 01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:30,000 What's he like? What is that taxi driver trying to do? 1753 01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:33,000 Hey, does he do that to everybody who gets in the taxi? 1754 01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:36,000 Hey, I'd like to go to Broadway. Ain't no better in here, kid. 1755 01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:40,000 Turns around. It's like, OK, never mind. I'll get another taxi. 1756 01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:47,000 Goodbye. Yeah. And then we we meet Pidgey Lady. 1757 01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:50,000 Oh, yeah. By the way, what if Kevin had said yes to those hookers? 1758 01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:57,000 Like, what about if you'd seen women who you're supposed to like as a kid, you're supposed to go find a woman to run to that a man? 1759 01:17:57,000 --> 01:18:12,000 If you're if there's a woman nearby, like if if your choice is run to a group of men or run to like a woman, you are like whatever the case is, you always pick the woman because you're way less likely to get her or sexually assaulted by a woman if you're a child. 1760 01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:18,000 Right. Or kidnapped or whatever. So like I don't know that that's a true story, though. 1761 01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:21,000 Yeah, not anymore. Because we were actually talking about this the other day. 1762 01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:26,000 We were going through just if you if you look. 1763 01:18:26,000 --> 01:18:31,000 Teacher. It's always the women. Yeah. 1764 01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:34,000 At least now. Wait, wait, hold on. I thought there was going to be more to that sentence. 1765 01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:38,000 That's all I got to say, really, if you look at it. You know what I'm saying. 1766 01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:46,000 No, no, here's the thing. There might be, again, more reports about when women do it because it's more rare and it's more exciting. 1767 01:18:46,000 --> 01:18:52,000 When you hear about the men, it's like then it's multiple cases are coming forward at once versus the woman. 1768 01:18:52,000 --> 01:18:56,000 It's like one. You know, that's the thing. And usually the it's right away. And it's funny. 1769 01:18:56,000 --> 01:19:00,000 I know. And I don't like to say that there's a lot of differences between men and women, how we think or whatever. 1770 01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:08,000 But typically, from what I've seen, it's when the women, they develop a relationship with the boy or whoever the victim, they develop a relationship with the victim. 1771 01:19:08,000 --> 01:19:21,000 And it happens multiple times with the same person or whatever. And then they get caught or they get pregnant or whatever. And then it's so I've even seen cases where the the boy, the victim, you know, the most famous one, the boys married to her. 1772 01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:25,000 Yeah. Yeah. But it's together and stuff. Yeah. 1773 01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:32,000 But then a men, though, it's probably every school has a story of a teacher that's done something wrong. 1774 01:19:32,000 --> 01:19:40,000 Yeah. And then there's probably multiple ones. I mean, even when I like even think about your high schools, there's got to be one at least teacher you could think of that was in my school. 1775 01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:44,000 It was the female gym teacher with other females, actually. What about you? 1776 01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:51,000 We had a guy teacher that was known for looking down girl shirt. We had a guy teacher covering behind them and looking down their shirt. 1777 01:19:51,000 --> 01:20:02,000 We had a guy teacher fully caught having a sexual relationship with a student fired divorced high school math teacher like he was. 1778 01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:07,000 And you know what's crazy? I had him as a teacher with her in the class. So you never would. 1779 01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:21,000 No, I mean, teachers, Pat, or at least like they. But the thing is, he was one of those cool teachers that I mean, hindsight perspective at the time, he was a very, very fun, cool teacher. 1780 01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:28,000 Yeah. Younger, younger, 30s, maybe 20s. Like he was the one that did the math class. 1781 01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:38,000 But yet we still built the bridges made of toothpicks, you know, like in a math class. Right. Like that doesn't feel like a math class. That's a physics. But I don't think I was taking physics. 1782 01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:47,000 I think it was probably it was like an introduction intro to physics pretty much. Yeah. But yeah, he was he was going he he played music. 1783 01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:53,000 He had speakers in there. He would play like like chill music and sometimes like some rock or whatever. He was trying to fit in with the kids. 1784 01:20:53,000 --> 01:21:02,000 He was. And he really did fit in with one of them. Yeah. To home alone, everybody. 1785 01:21:02,000 --> 01:21:07,000 What a family friendly entertainment for fried rice. 1786 01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:24,000 I used to I don't tell this joke anymore on stage, but this is a true story of someone came up to me and they said that I was with a friend and his wife and they were talking about school. 1787 01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:30,000 And I was just like, yeah, like I got I got straight D's in high school. 1788 01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:37,000 And then she's like, I got straight D's in high school is like you got. Oh, I said, no, never mind. It's not even a joke. 1789 01:21:37,000 --> 01:21:45,000 It really isn't. It's a dick joke. It's not. It doesn't end up not being very funny. Forget it. I'll edit that out. I'm not going to edit anything out. 1790 01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:53,000 But yeah, he meets Pigeon Lady and he's like super like scared of her and then he talks to her and then they kind of become friendly, you know, whatever. 1791 01:21:53,000 --> 01:22:04,000 And then we don't really know her story yet. Oh, no, no, never mind. I'm at the part where she at the part where she's part where she breaks in routinely into a she has a sweet spot. 1792 01:22:04,000 --> 01:22:09,000 She gets a concert hall to stay in where they put all their junk equipment that they don't need anymore. 1793 01:22:09,000 --> 01:22:16,000 And how does she get up there? I'm thinking pigeons. Well, no, there's a door into there that's above. So they're at the top of the thing. 1794 01:22:16,000 --> 01:22:24,000 At the top of the. Climbs out the window right onto the street. What? It's an inner. It's like an underground. So the thing is down. 1795 01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:36,000 Yes. Is in my mind, Mike, bastard. I saw it. It's just what happened in the movie. I thought the pigeons picked her up and flew her up to the top of a skyscraper. 1796 01:22:36,000 --> 01:22:42,000 That's great. But it's not what the movie is. He climbs out a window onto the street. Son of a bitch. 1797 01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:47,000 Kevin is a guru in this one, too. He tells her like, hey, don't get your heart broken. That's kind of stupid, isn't it? 1798 01:22:47,000 --> 01:22:52,000 Like, go live. And she's like, I don't know. Tim Curry's phenomenal in this. 1799 01:22:52,000 --> 01:23:01,000 The wooden board physics of Marv and Harry jumping on Marv flying 30 feet in the air and smashing through a car is you're absolutely right. 1800 01:23:01,000 --> 01:23:06,000 A fucking cartoon. At this point, they exist in an alternative universe because there's no way that this would work. 1801 01:23:06,000 --> 01:23:16,000 They'd be dead. A hundred. Yeah. Kevin's brick aim is on point. Nail gun to the dick is phenomenal. 1802 01:23:16,000 --> 01:23:21,000 Kevin is straight up trying to murder them at this point. I don't even think it's defense anymore. 1803 01:23:21,000 --> 01:23:33,000 Actually going for murder. Marv. Oh, Marv. I think one of the best parts is him walking or trying all the doorknobs afterwards. 1804 01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:38,000 No, no. Trying all the lights. Yeah. And then like, all right. And then like PTSD from last time. 1805 01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:45,000 Yeah. And then he still catches his head on fire. Yeah. Right. And then Marv's head in a bowl of kerosene. Yeah. 1806 01:23:45,000 --> 01:23:52,000 Oh, yeah. The putting with his. Oh, dude, that would have killed him. Yeah. Oh, lots of stuff. 1807 01:23:52,000 --> 01:23:59,000 But Marv's dead. Yeah. Marv's dead. So is Harry. Yeah. He's dead. Two was the electric cuted one. 1808 01:23:59,000 --> 01:24:04,000 Right. You see a skeleton. Yeah. You see a skeleton. He's dead. Marvin, Harry, dead. 1809 01:24:04,000 --> 01:24:11,000 This is just I wonder if this is Wiley Cody. Yeah. Yeah. It's basically slapstick. 1810 01:24:11,000 --> 01:24:25,000 And he's I think this is it's you know what I think this is. This entire movie is taking place in the death spasms of Harry's convulsing body. 1811 01:24:25,000 --> 01:24:34,000 After after a paint can hit him in the fucking head in that first movie, he flew 12 steps down and cracked the back of his head. 1812 01:24:34,000 --> 01:24:42,000 This has just been a fucking spasming thing where he's thinking about like, hey, Harry, I say, hey, Marv, how about where the sticky band is? 1813 01:24:42,000 --> 01:24:46,000 And then they see sees the kid. The only thing the last thing in his head, he's like, cool, man. 1814 01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:54,000 And then like he gets his all destroyed and stuff. And then, yeah, this is all just a spare purgatory. Yeah. 1815 01:24:54,000 --> 01:25:02,000 And then the smashed noses after the tool chest comes down and like they actually have pressed those and they have to go put them in place. 1816 01:25:02,000 --> 01:25:08,000 That was a final how they did that. But that was a funny effect. Yeah. It was pretty good. 1817 01:25:08,000 --> 01:25:14,000 Now they're OK. So the rope on fire is cool. Yeah. But it's going to start a fire. 1818 01:25:14,000 --> 01:25:20,000 You can't have a kerosene dipped rope hanging off the side of a wooden building full of construction equipment. 1819 01:25:20,000 --> 01:25:26,000 And that's just been kerosene up. Oh, by the way, I mean, the whole building should have blown up with what we just said. 1820 01:25:26,000 --> 01:25:30,000 Yeah. Explosion, which is ridiculous. 1821 01:25:30,000 --> 01:25:35,000 And then they're going to murder Kevin. They actually pull the gun out, which is actually scary for this movie. 1822 01:25:35,000 --> 01:25:41,000 You don't expect the gun. He says I have a gun. I didn't believe I didn't think he did either. Yeah. 1823 01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:48,000 But when he pulls out his gun and it's sticky, but like that took home alone to to a place that home alone one did not go. 1824 01:25:48,000 --> 01:25:53,000 Yeah. Guns. Yeah. Which does change the element. It makes it a little scarier. Yeah. 1825 01:25:53,000 --> 01:25:59,000 And then. Yeah. 1826 01:25:59,000 --> 01:26:04,000 The cop. Oh, yeah. And then so then, of course, Pigeon Lady comes in, Kevin, run. 1827 01:26:04,000 --> 01:26:10,000 And she throws all the pigeon seeds and Marv should have shot her in the fucking head. 1828 01:26:10,000 --> 01:26:13,000 The gun wasn't working. The gun wasn't working. So he should. Yeah. 1829 01:26:13,000 --> 01:26:21,000 They get attacked by pigeons, which I can understand being hard, especially after you've been killed several times by a child throughout the night. 1830 01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:27,000 I believe six bricks just hit you at a velocity of whatever. 1831 01:26:27,000 --> 01:26:30,000 You see like a hundred pigeons. Yeah. Yeah. 1832 01:26:30,000 --> 01:26:33,000 And she's pecking at you. Yeah. 1833 01:26:33,000 --> 01:26:41,000 But what I think is even a little bit more egregious is the cops running up and one of them just firing his gun to scare off pigeons. 1834 01:26:41,000 --> 01:26:45,000 You can't run over and just shoot. You shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot. 1835 01:26:45,000 --> 01:26:48,000 No, you have to waste a bullet in the air in the air. 1836 01:26:48,000 --> 01:26:51,000 You just hurt somebody's bench. You got to come down. 1837 01:26:51,000 --> 01:27:01,000 Yeah. Oh, then I put something about the rich family opening up free presents in a grand hotel that they got for free doesn't evoke the warm, fuzzy feelings that I think they wanted. 1838 01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:04,000 Cost him a thousand dollars. A thousand dollars. Yeah. 1839 01:27:04,000 --> 01:27:13,000 For room service. And then, like I said, Kevin should have offered her some fucking food, a place to stay, maybe some presents other than a little turtle dove ornament. 1840 01:27:13,000 --> 01:27:18,000 For what tree? For what Christmas tree? She's going to put it on her pocket. 1841 01:27:18,000 --> 01:27:20,000 Whatever. Yeah, you're supposed to carry it. Yeah. 1842 01:27:20,000 --> 01:27:24,000 I give this movie a B. I love it. This one I give a B plus. 1843 01:27:24,000 --> 01:27:28,000 B plus. And this one I give a B plus with 17 pluses. 1844 01:27:28,000 --> 01:27:43,000 All right. So a B, a B plus, and then a B plus or plus minus plus plus 17, which equals out, stupidly enough, to a B plus. 1845 01:27:43,000 --> 01:27:48,000 So they're both B pluses. They're both B pluses. 1846 01:27:48,000 --> 01:27:53,000 And again, if you're new to the show, that's how we rate things. We go B is our absolute highest it goes. 1847 01:27:53,000 --> 01:27:58,000 And then W is the lowest it goes. And we're going to change that soon. 1848 01:27:58,000 --> 01:28:07,000 But that's where we're at now. And so B plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus is the pretty much Mike's way of saying he absolutely loved it. 1849 01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:22,000 So with that all said and done, we're going to put a pin in this and go into recreational recommendations. 1850 01:28:22,000 --> 01:28:44,000 Bebo. 1851 01:28:44,000 --> 01:28:48,000 Waiting. Yeah, that was a long Bebo stuff. 1852 01:28:48,000 --> 01:28:52,000 I didn't know you're both away. Yeah, we were both waiting. I just wrote Bebo. I wrote Bebo at the time. 1853 01:28:52,000 --> 01:28:57,000 It took you to say Bebo. I've got two recommendations. 1854 01:28:57,000 --> 01:29:00,000 You guys know what they are so far, but I'll just do real quick. 1855 01:29:00,000 --> 01:29:04,000 Gladiator 2. Go see it in the theaters if you like the first one. Super fucking awesome. 1856 01:29:04,000 --> 01:29:11,000 Absolutely loved it. Banger movie. Also, very much in the vein of Gladiator 2. 1857 01:29:11,000 --> 01:29:16,000 I'm playing Assassin's Creed Mirage. It's been out for a year. Who cares? It's still very good. 1858 01:29:16,000 --> 01:29:25,000 It's Middle Eastern. You play in Baghdad. It's a contained city as opposed to like that open world kind of format they were trying with Valhalla and Odyssey and Origins. 1859 01:29:25,000 --> 01:29:31,000 Even though I love those, this goes back to basic, goes back to form. It's great. It's fun. The story is engaging. 1860 01:29:31,000 --> 01:29:35,000 You learn a lot about Middle East. Did you know that they came up with? 1861 01:29:35,000 --> 01:29:43,000 They were pretty much the ones that scientific method of discovery and like checking each other's pure results scientifically. 1862 01:29:43,000 --> 01:29:48,000 So like checking results against other people's results to see if the results are the same. That's a Middle Eastern invention. 1863 01:29:48,000 --> 01:30:01,000 And so is medicine to a lot of degrees. Or not medicine itself, but having doctors or having people who were medicine prescribers or whatever and working in hospital type places. 1864 01:30:01,000 --> 01:30:11,000 It's crazy because the amount of research that the Assassin's Creed, Ubisoft does or the people that do it put into the Assassin's Creed games is insane. 1865 01:30:11,000 --> 01:30:15,000 Those are Ubisoft Montreal, right? Yes. 1866 01:30:15,000 --> 01:30:20,000 So those are my two gladiator two Assassin's Creed Mirage. 1867 01:30:20,000 --> 01:30:29,000 I haven't really been doing anything new. I mean, I guess the newest thing to me is I was playing the High on Life game. 1868 01:30:29,000 --> 01:30:36,000 Just started it for the first time and it's pretty fun. It's silly. Yeah. The talking guns. Yeah, I played the shit out of that. 1869 01:30:36,000 --> 01:30:43,000 It's a very basic shooter. Yeah. But it's funny. It's like Rick and Morty. Yeah. 1870 01:30:43,000 --> 01:30:52,000 I also got sucked into watching about an hour's worth of antique road show because I hit home on my TV. 1871 01:30:52,000 --> 01:31:00,000 It's just auto plays, right? And I have a Vizio as well. Yes. I got sucked into it. I'm like, this is actually pretty interesting. 1872 01:31:00,000 --> 01:31:03,000 Some of the home shows do it sometimes and then it's that. 1873 01:31:03,000 --> 01:31:08,000 What do you mean if you just if you just hit home, your home screen on Vizio Smart TV, 1874 01:31:08,000 --> 01:31:13,000 it will start autoplaying one of their live channels and it's almost always one of the home channels. Yeah. 1875 01:31:13,000 --> 01:31:20,000 Or like the or it's like the like planet Earth stuff, the planet Earth, which is cool, which is cool. 1876 01:31:20,000 --> 01:31:23,000 Yeah, because you'll it's like a screen saver. Yeah. It plays music. 1877 01:31:23,000 --> 01:31:27,000 It's like the train video only for your house. Yeah. 1878 01:31:27,000 --> 01:31:30,000 No, I come in after smoking a little bit. The kids are in bed and that's just playing. 1879 01:31:30,000 --> 01:31:34,000 I'm like, all right, if you leave it just pause on the home screen, that's what it defaults. 1880 01:31:34,000 --> 01:31:39,000 Yeah, that's weird. My TCL. It just goes to a screen saver. 1881 01:31:39,000 --> 01:31:46,000 But cool. Yeah. Mike, mine. Two things as well. 1882 01:31:46,000 --> 01:31:57,000 The first one show on Netflix called Tex-Mex Motors. If you're into cars at all, what they do is it's this place down in Texas like it's I think it's around El Paso. 1883 01:31:57,000 --> 01:32:12,000 And they go down into Mexico and find these cars in like yards like like like they'll find a 66 Mustang or an old the old style Broncos that sell here for, you know, one hundred and fifty two hundred thousand dollars. 1884 01:32:12,000 --> 01:32:19,000 They go to their buy for like one hundred bucks out of people's yards and just rebuild them from the ground up. That's cool. 1885 01:32:19,000 --> 01:32:24,000 So it's kind of a cool show. Yeah. If you're into those car rebuilding, which I do like. 1886 01:32:24,000 --> 01:32:30,000 Do they pimp the rides in any way? No, they're back. Well, I mean, not like pimp the ride. 1887 01:32:30,000 --> 01:32:35,000 They don't put an Xbox 360. They don't do that. No. Yeah. But they do make it like a new car. 1888 01:32:35,000 --> 01:32:41,000 There is one on Netflix that is like, yes, there is another one. It's basically is. Yeah, I like that one. 1889 01:32:41,000 --> 01:32:46,000 That one's silly. I forgot what it's called though. Exhibit it. No, it's not. That was somebody else. 1890 01:32:46,000 --> 01:32:50,000 It's a comedian. Yeah. Yeah. But it's silly. Yeah. 1891 01:32:50,000 --> 01:32:54,000 Yeah, I watched all that. Yes, I watch all those kind of show. 1892 01:32:54,000 --> 01:32:59,000 But and then the other thing is I just discovered last night I haven't even started playing yet. 1893 01:32:59,000 --> 01:33:06,000 But for next week, I'll let you guys know. Starcraft remastered is a giveaway right now. 1894 01:33:06,000 --> 01:33:12,000 Did you download it as well? We got both. Oh, you got to know this is is that remastered though? 1895 01:33:12,000 --> 01:33:17,000 I mean, I have the one that the new one of the one in Game Pass. Yeah, right now on Game Pass. 1896 01:33:17,000 --> 01:33:21,000 Yeah, the two that are in Game Pass one to. Yeah, I don't know if it's a pack. 1897 01:33:21,000 --> 01:33:24,000 It's Starcraft remastered. I think you have to do battle that. 1898 01:33:24,000 --> 01:33:29,000 Yeah, I already installed battle that I haven't opened it yet. I played around to those fun. 1899 01:33:29,000 --> 01:33:33,000 I think I'm going to jump into one though. I think I enjoy one a little bit better. I love. 1900 01:33:33,000 --> 01:33:39,000 Yeah, but I think there's what's cool with two that's different than one. 1901 01:33:39,000 --> 01:33:43,000 I don't know if I haven't played one yet to remaster one yet at least. 1902 01:33:43,000 --> 01:33:48,000 But I think two, it's fun is, you know, you can still do custom skirmishes, 1903 01:33:48,000 --> 01:33:49,000 which is basically what I like to do. 1904 01:33:49,000 --> 01:33:54,000 I don't normally play the story campaign very often in these kind of games, except for Age of Empires, 1905 01:33:54,000 --> 01:33:59,000 because Age of Empires four, the one that's on Game Pass, the newest Age of Empires. 1906 01:33:59,000 --> 01:34:04,000 Holy shit is their campaign amazing. You know what they do with that? 1907 01:34:04,000 --> 01:34:09,000 They'll so it's like they'll take a they'll explain full. 1908 01:34:09,000 --> 01:34:16,000 You see a real video like an HD video that someone took with the real camera in the real modern day 1909 01:34:16,000 --> 01:34:19,000 place of where the battle is going to be taking place. 1910 01:34:19,000 --> 01:34:25,000 So it's like, here's modern day Britain, this part of Britain, these hills or whatever. 1911 01:34:25,000 --> 01:34:30,000 And then they digitally in that same video, get rid of all of the modern day stuff 1912 01:34:30,000 --> 01:34:32,000 and make it look like it would have looked back then. 1913 01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:36,000 And then they digitally like show like where the troops are coming, 1914 01:34:36,000 --> 01:34:39,000 what their motivations are and what they're trying to do. 1915 01:34:39,000 --> 01:34:47,000 So like you really get a good sense of what you're doing as the characters moving forward versus like in real life, 1916 01:34:47,000 --> 01:34:49,000 like what was happening at the time historically. 1917 01:34:49,000 --> 01:34:57,000 And so those campaigns, they've always gone to the next level to represent historical like I think accuracy, 1918 01:34:57,000 --> 01:35:02,000 even though obviously you could type in the cheat codes that gets you a baby 1919 01:35:02,000 --> 01:35:07,000 that shoots machine guns in Age of Empires, but that's because they're also silly fun. 1920 01:35:07,000 --> 01:35:13,000 But Starcraft, yeah, the in Starcraft 2, you can hook up to a server that gives you unlimited population. 1921 01:35:13,000 --> 01:35:22,000 So you can do the Zergling run that you've always wanted to do, which is Zerglings are just there's there's there's three. 1922 01:35:22,000 --> 01:35:24,000 Have you ever played Starcraft? 1923 01:35:24,000 --> 01:35:28,000 Yeah, there's three there's there's Protoss, there's the humans and there's Zergs 1924 01:35:28,000 --> 01:35:34,000 and Zergs are basically like the alien hive minded creatures. 1925 01:35:34,000 --> 01:35:40,000 So in that one, you're so like if you humans, they're building stuff and they're collecting materials. Right. 1926 01:35:40,000 --> 01:35:46,000 And this one, you're hatching larvae into different into different things that could then evolve into different parts. 1927 01:35:46,000 --> 01:35:53,000 So like it's very strategy based, like these Zerglings will be these humans or these Protoss, but these won't. 1928 01:35:53,000 --> 01:36:01,000 There's also in Starcraft 2, you can it's insane. There's 14 different types of Zerglings you can make. 1929 01:36:01,000 --> 01:36:04,000 So like because it has different unlock things or whatever. 1930 01:36:04,000 --> 01:36:11,000 So it's like you can make flying, you can make like faster Zergling, stronger Zergling, whatever. 1931 01:36:11,000 --> 01:36:18,000 Anyway, the limitation has always been that there's a 200 cap or 300 cap population cap, 1932 01:36:18,000 --> 01:36:23,000 because they've always done that with these games for all time, because it's just been for PC reasons. 1933 01:36:23,000 --> 01:36:30,000 Yeah. Yeah. But with Age of Empires 4, you download the mod that you can access through the game 1934 01:36:30,000 --> 01:36:32,000 and it gives you unlimited population. 1935 01:36:32,000 --> 01:36:40,000 So then you jump in and you're like, finally, I can push my computer as far as it'll go and create the Roman Empire 1936 01:36:40,000 --> 01:36:44,000 that I've always wanted to create, because my whole thing is I don't even care much about the battling. 1937 01:36:44,000 --> 01:36:50,000 I like building a strong civilization fortress that no one can get into. 1938 01:36:50,000 --> 01:36:56,000 I remember on Starcraft, the reason I quit playing Starcraft, however many years ago it was, 1939 01:36:56,000 --> 01:37:00,000 was because I was always playing online. You play against other people online. 1940 01:37:00,000 --> 01:37:10,000 So I was always playing online. And then after about three years after it came out, maybe four, the Koreans got involved. 1941 01:37:10,000 --> 01:37:18,000 Okay. They would just destroy everyone because that's what they were doing. 1942 01:37:18,000 --> 01:37:22,000 But you didn't have the mod and it would let you at that point in time. 1943 01:37:22,000 --> 01:37:25,000 You could play modded against somebody who wasn't modded. 1944 01:37:25,000 --> 01:37:30,000 And they would fucking come hit you with Zerglings. They'd have 30,000 Zerglings. 1945 01:37:30,000 --> 01:37:34,000 And you're like, what the fuck? You can't do anything. Yeah. 1946 01:37:34,000 --> 01:37:39,000 That makes it not fun. But Battle.Net has fixed probably all of the issues. 1947 01:37:39,000 --> 01:37:41,000 I'm sure it's all fixed now. Yeah. 1948 01:37:41,000 --> 01:37:44,000 Because Battle.Net now has anti-cheating software. 1949 01:37:44,000 --> 01:37:50,000 And if you want to cheat in Starcraft, you just play a single player skirmish against AI and you can cheat. 1950 01:37:50,000 --> 01:37:54,000 You can give yourself resources. But they were doing it against people. 1951 01:37:54,000 --> 01:37:56,000 Against people. It sucked. 1952 01:37:56,000 --> 01:37:59,000 But I will say, I think it's the same people. I don't know if it's the same people. Yeah, Blizzard. 1953 01:37:59,000 --> 01:38:03,000 It's Blizzard, yeah. Does Blizzard do Age of Empires? 1954 01:38:03,000 --> 01:38:07,000 I don't know that. I don't think they do. Why don't I know that? 1955 01:38:07,000 --> 01:38:11,000 I think Microsoft makes Age of Empires. Microsoft Game Studios. 1956 01:38:11,000 --> 01:38:13,000 Microsoft and Blizzard are the same. 1957 01:38:13,000 --> 01:38:15,000 Now. But I'm talking back then. 1958 01:38:15,000 --> 01:38:20,000 Historically. I just need... because there was a separation at one point. 1959 01:38:20,000 --> 01:38:24,000 But yeah. Anyway. Cool. Good recommendations. 1960 01:38:24,000 --> 01:38:26,000 Whatever you just said that led to that tangent. 1961 01:38:26,000 --> 01:38:28,000 I've completely fucking lost track of who we are. Starcraft. 1962 01:38:28,000 --> 01:38:30,000 Starcraft. Yeah, we were just talking about it. 1963 01:38:30,000 --> 01:38:35,000 Alright. And with on that note, thank you everybody for joining us. 1964 01:38:35,000 --> 01:38:39,000 For our ramp up to the holiday season. 1965 01:38:39,000 --> 01:38:44,000 Oh, next week. Do we even tell people? 1966 01:38:44,000 --> 01:38:46,000 We don't know what we are next week. 1967 01:38:46,000 --> 01:38:50,000 No, we do. Did we not tell people last week what next week's movie was? 1968 01:38:50,000 --> 01:38:52,000 I don't think we did. No. 1969 01:38:52,000 --> 01:38:54,000 I don't think I said join us next week for Home Alone. Yeah. 1970 01:38:54,000 --> 01:38:57,000 I wanted to. I don't think I said that. Join us for Plains Trades and Honourables. 1971 01:38:57,000 --> 01:38:59,000 Or Christmas Vacation. Yeah. 1972 01:38:59,000 --> 01:39:01,000 I think we've skipped the coming next week. 1973 01:39:01,000 --> 01:39:03,000 I think it's just been a surprise. 1974 01:39:03,000 --> 01:39:05,000 It's just been a surprise. 1975 01:39:05,000 --> 01:39:08,000 No, next week is Christmas Chronicles with Kurt Russell. 1976 01:39:08,000 --> 01:39:10,000 Oh, that's right. Yeah. 1977 01:39:10,000 --> 01:39:13,000 Now, we're only going to review the first one. 1978 01:39:13,000 --> 01:39:19,000 But since it's our first movie week without two movies, I'm probably going to watch both. 1979 01:39:19,000 --> 01:39:24,000 So I will have, you guys don't have to, but I will have some insight on the sequel. 1980 01:39:24,000 --> 01:39:30,000 So be prepared for maybe spoilers on the sequel if you're, so if you liked the first one a lot, 1981 01:39:30,000 --> 01:39:35,000 and you don't want the second one ruined, I would say maybe watch it prior to coming in on Saturday. 1982 01:39:35,000 --> 01:39:39,000 Which I think both of those movies are also Chris Columbus. 1983 01:39:39,000 --> 01:39:41,000 Oh, are they really? I think so. 1984 01:39:41,000 --> 01:39:43,000 Okay. And it's Kurt Russell and it's? 1985 01:39:43,000 --> 01:39:45,000 Christopher Columbus? 1986 01:39:45,000 --> 01:39:47,000 The director of Home Alone 1 and 2. 1987 01:39:47,000 --> 01:39:49,000 Oh. Yeah. Yeah. 1988 01:39:49,000 --> 01:39:51,000 Not that Chris. Not that. 1989 01:39:51,000 --> 01:39:53,000 What do you have me watching at Christmas time? 1990 01:39:53,000 --> 01:39:56,000 It was a script he wrote called The Christmas Chronicles. 1991 01:39:56,000 --> 01:40:02,000 Sounds like something at the time someone at Christopher Columbus's era could write maybe. 1992 01:40:02,000 --> 01:40:05,000 No, because they didn't give a shit about Christmas then. 1993 01:40:05,000 --> 01:40:09,000 But anyway, yeah. So join us next week for Christmas Chronicles. 1994 01:40:09,000 --> 01:40:17,000 And with that, I'm, with us as always is Brennan, hold on, hold on, hold on. 1995 01:40:17,000 --> 01:40:19,000 Are you looking for a Christmas song? 1996 01:40:19,000 --> 01:40:23,000 No, no, because it's, oh yeah, Christmas Chronicles. 1997 01:40:23,000 --> 01:40:29,000 Brennan, the co-host, he's the hostiest man around. 1998 01:40:29,000 --> 01:40:35,000 With the hat on and a mustache on, he's the hostiest co-host in town. 1999 01:40:35,000 --> 01:40:37,000 Bob's Burgers. 2000 01:40:37,000 --> 01:40:42,000 Brennan, the co-host, I sing a song each time he's introduced. 2001 01:40:42,000 --> 01:40:51,000 He's the sweetest guy you'll ever meet, but he also brings, I don't know, he only smokes out of a pipe. 2002 01:40:51,000 --> 01:40:53,000 Pizza to the street. 2003 01:40:53,000 --> 01:40:55,000 Yeah, whatever. 2004 01:40:55,000 --> 01:40:59,000 Then one foggy Christmas, no, that wasn't even the right song. 2005 01:40:59,000 --> 01:41:02,000 Oh yeah, it was, yeah. 2006 01:41:02,000 --> 01:41:05,000 Anyway, Shipley, up to the North Pole. 2007 01:41:05,000 --> 01:41:07,000 Have a good night, everybody. 2008 01:41:07,000 --> 01:41:11,000 And with me as always is Michael. 2009 01:41:11,000 --> 01:41:19,000 The Chronicle of his life is going to be not a lot up until 2022 when he met Andy Rice. 2010 01:41:19,000 --> 01:41:24,000 And then it just skyrockets into his legacy that he leaves behind for everyone in his life. 2011 01:41:24,000 --> 01:41:33,000 Where they're going to think, he's really known for his time on Fried Rice Podcast and all the time he's spent with his best friends, Andy and Brennan. 2012 01:41:33,000 --> 01:41:38,000 He's grateful to be here every week, Larsen. 2013 01:41:38,000 --> 01:41:40,000 I'm still grateful to be, Chellios. 2014 01:41:40,000 --> 01:41:43,000 Oh my God, I'm cutting that out. 2015 01:41:43,000 --> 01:41:50,000 I'm your host, Andy Rice, we've absolutely been fried because think about what we've talked about for Home Alone for the last hour. 2016 01:41:50,000 --> 01:41:54,000 I think we've crossed some lines that we're not supposed to cross. 2017 01:41:54,000 --> 01:41:58,000 But fuck you, who cares, Merry Christmas, it's coming up in a couple weeks. 2018 01:41:58,000 --> 01:42:09,000 And we've been fried, we've been podcast, this has been Christmas, Mike's been Mike, Brennan's been Brennan, I've been Andy, and you know, plus plus plus plus plus or minus plus or minus 17. 2019 01:42:09,000 --> 01:42:13,000 Who gives a shit? Bye.