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And welcome everybody to another Christmas themed, but it's still one of our regular

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episodes of Fried Rice Podcast.

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I'm your host, Andy Rice.

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Let's get fried.

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With me as always is Brennan.

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Shibley up to Boston.

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Hello everybody.

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With me as always it is Michael.

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He's never going to die and that's okay with me because he's my favorite zombie.

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I guess that's my favorite.

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My favorite zombie is Larson.

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Hey everybody.

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And again, I'm Andy Rice.

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So welcome to another episode of Fried Rice Podcast.

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We are trying to make these more streamlined, more accessible, more easy for you to, the

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listener to enjoy.

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It's sounding almost like a robot.

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This is the AI version.

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So let's get into it.

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What are we smoking this week?

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I bought half an ounce.

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I saw that big jar this time.

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Lemon, cherry, gelato, times or crossed with BX1.

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Whatever the fuck BX1 is.

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It's an indica hybrid.

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It was 14 grams.

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I think I'm down to half of that.

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But it's been pretty dank so far.

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I might be a little allergic to it, but that's okay.

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In the pipe, because Brennan's not a bong man, what'd you bring?

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I brought a donut shop.

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It's a cross between a Holy Moly and Gelato 441.

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That is the exact copy I have at home.

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Donut shop.

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Yeah.

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It's pretty good.

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I've been enjoying it.

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It's a seven gram small nugs, so they're cheaper.

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I don't know why they make small nugs cheaper, but I'm okay with it because I like small

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nugs.

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I like small nugs too.

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They're going to be broken down anyways, so let's, you know.

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I always put them in the grinder anyway.

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I gotta break them in half to put them in the grinder.

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What's up?

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What's the difference?

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What does it matter?

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Yeah, I was like, fuck yeah, cheaper.

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Cool, okay, I'll take it.

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Packaging on that looks delicious.

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Like the actual donuts look really great.

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Awesome, and Mike's getting a little bit of the bong token, a little bit of the doing

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what he can with his limited capacity over there.

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Yeah, I like smaller bongs if we're going to use bongs.

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That's how I feel about it.

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Yeah, we're going to get a smaller bong.

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The message is loud and clear.

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Andy's hospitality of providing a bong every time is it needs to be smaller, it needs to

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be more for the people.

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Yeah, I'll buy you a bong for your birthday.

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Oh, wow.

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Bong that I feel appropriate for us to use.

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Keep an eye out for a while.

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For the Andy Rice birthday extravaganza coming in February.

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Yeah.

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We'll have a time and location soon.

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And then make sure you come out.

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It's going to be in Laughlin.

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He needs Ken's this year.

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What?

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Ken's.

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Ken dolls.

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I'm talking about that when I mentioned the birthday stuff.

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What is the other thing we're going to be having at the end of this?

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What is that called?

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Oh, yeah.

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Fuck yeah.

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I want to talk about that because we're going to try it for the first time today.

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So this company I found online, just advertising on Facebook, it's called Cannadips and they

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are infused like pouches.

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They have a bunch of different kinds.

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The ones I have right now are CBD infused and they're kind of just more for like mouth

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fill than anything.

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They're like Zin pouches but cannabis, non-nicotine, nothing like that.

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These ones have CBD.

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The ones I have at home have CBN and melatonin for sleep.

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They put my ass down.

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Yeah, but if you don't remember to take it out before you fall asleep, that can be bad.

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Last night when I had one in I'm like sitting there and I'm like, all right, I got to take

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this thing out because I forget it's in there.

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And the nice thing about those ones is they actually have a snother top on the lid that

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you can take off and it's like storage pouch for used pouches.

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So it's like perfect for that.

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Don't you want to throw those away?

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Yeah, so I throw them away in the morning.

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Oh, okay.

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But you're just going to get up out of bed and go throw them away.

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Yes, because I'm passing out.

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I'm just flinging across the room picking up off the wall.

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But they're pretty good.

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These ones are mango flavored, tropical mango.

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I'm looking forward to that because I'm looking for something that's not I want to try those

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because there's a little mellow you out through the day, but not put you to sleep and not

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make you so high like dry.

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The ones the other ones they had were that I tried the first time I got them were THC

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was like THC or like a different letter after the end of it.

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And like those were kind of interesting.

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Like I couldn't really tell if they were really doing much because I got, you know, put one

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in and keep it in for a little bit.

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And then I would wait like I would do that in the morning and kind of not smoke and kind

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of just wait and see how that felt.

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And I mean, it felt like a mild kind of, you know, slight mind altering, but not very much.

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Just a little bit just kind of take the edge off.

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And they were great.

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But they're those ones are expensive for what the cost to benefit is there.

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Yeah, it's not there.

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No, it's not worth it.

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So you need to be has always been kind of a wild west science right now.

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It is.

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Like I think one time I had a water that was infused with CBD and it felt I think it made

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me feel better.

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But then it could have just been drinking a bottle of water makes everybody feel better.

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I think these are these are more for if you're you know, if you already do nicotine pouches

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or tobacco chewing tobacco and you want to swap to something healthier, these are healthier

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more viable options.

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They give you the mouth feel that you want that you desire.

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But there's no addictive qualities to it.

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So it could help you kind of wean yourself off of addictive nicotine.

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This is hope you quit smoking as well.

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This is more for like when I'm home.

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Yeah, when I'm home, I don't like I won't smoke as much.

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I just thought the nicotine pouches.

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Those were these I usually leave at home.

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But when we have longer episodes, I need some nicotine at some point.

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So hey, dude, you're one of the few smokers I know that doesn't go out and have a smoke

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in between this.

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It's amazing.

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Yeah, it's pretty great.

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Yeah, that's that's the both of them.

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Well, there we go.

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That's the secret.

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Well, let's get into it.

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The movie we're reviewing this week is a fucking classic.

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It's National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation starring Chevy Chase.

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It's a continuation of the vacation series, which started with Wally World went to Europe,

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has a Christmas.

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There's some Vegas in a reboot.

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Is this one before or after?

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Vegas, not before.

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This was 89.

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It's just going to be before.

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It's Wally World, European, Christmas, Vegas.

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And then not reboot because it's a continuation of because is it Chevy Chase's Clark Griswold,

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isn't he?

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Or wait, because it's Rusty.

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It's grown up Rusty.

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Is that who it is as Ed Helms plays grown up Rusty?

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Which I'm OK with that.

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It's another it's just another third.

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Because that's the third.

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The Rusty we get is Big Bang Theory Rusty.

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Which is the only time he ever did it.

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Wasn't he in this one and European or was it this one in Vegas?

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I think it's this one in Vegas.

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I think they kept Johnny.

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The same two kids and they changed them up.

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It's amazing when you look at this movie who all's in it.

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It's just insane.

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Well, yeah.

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And what they've what they're up to now, because if you the guy that plays Eddie.

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Oh, yeah, he's crazy.

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He's crazy.

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He's the same dude.

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He's the same dude.

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Randy Quaid.

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He's insane.

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His brother.

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He just he goes on he goes on webcams and he like fucks his his wife while wearing masks

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of other people.

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I didn't know about that part.

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Oh, no, he's insane, dude.

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Oh, wait, you never saw that?

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I didn't know about that.

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You see?

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No, he he's like, OK, I knew about like the aliens and stuff like that and like the different

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like political stances he's taken.

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That's fine.

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He's allowed to have opinions.

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I'm not OK with it's like he literally his whole thing now is he has like a web like

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a webcam that you go to and he's got only fans.

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He's got only fans where he fucks his wife.

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And it's like sometimes it's like out in the woods and shit.

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It's weird.

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And he'll put on like a Bill Clinton mask and fuck his wife, dude, or something.

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It's like and then he goes like the government's going to you know, like he's like an Alex

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Jones if Alex Jones fucked his wife.

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Where does Jones lost his mind?

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Double the amount.

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It's what Alex it's what Infowars is going to be now that the onion owns it.

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He was just ahead of his time because that's only that's he was ahead of his time.

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It's only fans.

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Yeah, it's only fans.

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Unfortunately, that got the judge clawed that all back yesterday.

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Oh, why?

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Nobody knows what's going to happen now with what Alex Jones has it back.

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The satirical site, the onion purchased.

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I saw that they purchased.

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But now I guess it's getting rolled back.

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It's all back.

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So I don't know what's going on.

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Nobody knows yet what's going on.

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That would have been so great.

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The onion having Alex.

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I saw I saw someone.

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I saw someone breaking it down on YouTube and the guys just like after the very end,

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the onion executive after like after the winning the case, it's like, were you off to know?

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Oh, nothing.

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I just have a few emails to send.

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And it's like he's going to send it out to all the followers of like some bullshit, right?

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It's gonna be great.

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But basically, it turned out that it looks like they didn't do a true auction on it.

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So the bankruptcy judge is like, no, you can't do that.

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You can't take less money because you like the people that are doing it.

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Gotcha.

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You know what I mean?

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It's one of those things.

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It's like, technically, some technicalities that were probably not used.

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The fact that they had already been like Alex Jones and already villainous because it was

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the Sandy Hook families that used their money, the money that he owed them to then like buy

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the company from them.

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And I guess that that could use somebody's judgment if you're just like the auctioneers

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like, yeah, I'm going to give it to the victims of the people that you fucked over.

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Exactly.

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And you're not going to make as much money from it.

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But there's a bankruptcy law, though, is the problem.

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The money he makes goes to them anyway, though.

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And what's crazy, I saw a lawyer break it down.

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If he goes and makes another info wars and calls it something different, they're entitled

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to that money to they get money until he pays off his one point two billion dollars.

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They get all the money that he makes.

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It's like to a certain degree, he gets a livable wage or whatever.

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But yeah, they.

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So he if he even becomes successful again, brings his followers, it doesn't matter.

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They get a piece, which I like.

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That's good.

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Because you shouldn't.

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What a fucking bad take.

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The worst take maybe historically one of the worst takes the worst take of all.

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One of it's like, oh, worst tragedy of all time in American history, maybe like, I mean,

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what?

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Pearl Harbor, 9-11 in our time.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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And then you say it didn't happen.

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What are those kids?

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It's crisis actors.

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Yeah, it was what a fucking monster, dude.

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I felt like that day was more impactful in our lives than 9-11, even though like I vividly

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remember 9-11, I just felt like that was I feel like it was much more real because it

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was children because it was children.

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They were young kids.

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Like it was just like, and I mean, I don't really want to spend a lot of our Christmas

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vacation movie time on Sandy Hook, but I didn't expect that to happen.

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We get real.

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It's also because I think it was targeted.

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Yeah.

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Is another is another aspect that changes things when a I mean, sure, 9-11 was targeted

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the planes, but it's a whole bunch of it's a mass casualty situation.

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A lot of nameless faceless people.

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We saw them on the news, but it's a lot different when it's like we actively saw the standoff

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like taking place on the news.

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Yeah.

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Just like you've all the.

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All right.

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Um, Christmas vacation.

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So welcome to our comedy podcast.

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Jesus Christ, dude.

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These tangents are getting dark lately.

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What is it?

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The sad seasonal whatever depression season kicking in, man.

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So this is a Christmas vacation.

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What a delightful, cute opening animated intro.

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Come on, guys, get the Christmas spirit.

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You son of a bitches.

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Stop thinking about school.

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The transition.

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I had to get myself in it, guys.

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I'm a consummate performer.

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I got to keep this train moving.

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Or we can watch videos of trains.

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We want to have a moment of train silence while we.

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Why is it we are always the most off topic when the movie's great, when it's a good movie?

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Like it's we can't talk about the movie when it's a good movie, but when it's a shit movie,

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we can't shut up about it.

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Singularity.

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I just have nothing but straight bad facts to share about this awful movie.

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But we do more research into it.

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Christmas vacation starts off with a delightful tangent.

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It is.

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It's one of the best cartoons.

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I would have liked to just watch that whole like a 30 minute cartoon.

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The song has a different feeling for me because my wife will like constantly change her ringtone

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to that song.

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And it just it starts out that it's that time, you know, and it just it's it's

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a ringtone.

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So it's not very long and it keeps repeating over and over.

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And she'll sit there and not answer her phone because she likes the song.

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I just fucking answer the phone or silence it.

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Like what are you doing?

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My mom has a ringtone that goes ring, ring, ring.

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And it just goes louder and louder and louder.

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And she can't hear.

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So she just lets it go on and on and on.

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It makes me so insane.

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My mom for a good 10 years had.

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It's hard out here for a pimp from Hustle and Flow.

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That's awesome.

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She saw that movie or heard that song.

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She's like, Andy, I don't know what it's called, but it's it's not out here for a

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piece.

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What is that song?

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I love the beat.

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I love it.

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And I was just like, it's from a movie called Hustle and Flow.

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Terrence Howard or, you know, and then she's like, yeah, and I gave and I found it on a

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ringtone app and she loved it.

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It's a 50 something year old woman running around hustling.

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Yeah.

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I don't know if she ever watched the movie.

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Maybe I don't know.

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But it's just like that was that was her life.

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I agree with you would be a great animated special.

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By the way, randomly kind of off topic.

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I know the Halloween tree is a Halloween special I've never heard about, never seen

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it.

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But it's an animated short by Ray Bradbury, author of Fahrenheit 451 and other things.

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He narrates it.

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He's totally behind it.

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And it's an acute little animated like it's these group of friends all getting ready for

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Halloween and they they're all like, hey, can't wait to meet our friend like Mike.

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It's like, can't wait to meet Mike.

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Mike will be so cool tonight.

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Whatever.

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And they all get there.

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Mike's not there and he goes to the hospital.

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And so then they kind of go on this like spooky adventure in their costumes on Halloween night

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in the 80s, like on this like cool adventure and the animation styles really pretty.

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It looks like like a children's book brought to life.

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So not a lot of fluid animation, but like a lot of like as the kids are walking, you'd

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see like a hand painted kind of forest behind them or whatever.

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Well, no, I wouldn't say South Park style.

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This is its own thing, but it's beautiful.

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It's pretty.

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It's just random.

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Sorry.

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I never heard of it.

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I don't know if you can find us now, but it's still stuck on it.

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What week is it?

382
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Yeah, yeah.

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Sorry.

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So we watched this cute little animated Santa getting all goofy and having his own Christmas

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vacation moment because it's basically the Clark Gerswold Santa, which made me think

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Chevy Chase if they had done a little bit earlier, if they had done the Santa Claus

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with Chevy Chase instead of Tim Allen.

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That would have been a rated R.

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He's not he wasn't he had his moments of kid friendliness, but there was definitely

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hidden adult jokes in there like all these movies, vacation movies.

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They're somewhat kid friendly, but they're still very adult.

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They're for sure.

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This one's supposed this one feels the most kid friendly out of all those kids.

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I know.

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But there's no nudity.

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There's there's a lot of implied.

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Yes.

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But but the other ones have straight up titties.

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Yeah.

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So like you're one scene in here that maybe is one of the most evil things I've ever seen

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in a Christmas movie.

402
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OK, well, we get to it.

403
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Will you point it out?

404
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Yeah, I will.

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OK, good.

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Because I know I'm curious.

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I'm curious what you're talking credits wise.

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Last week, we did Planes, Trains and Automobiles by directed and written by John Hughes.

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This movie written by John Hughes.

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This is our second huge movie in a row.

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I didn't know that when I picked it.

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But John Hughes wrote this one, which gives it like a cool vibe, I think.

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Fun animated opening.

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Nothing goes wrong.

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It's great.

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Young Big Bang Theory is in this that log truck that they go under when they're first

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driving.

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So we get the.

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Well, I mean, the best opening ever to a vacation where he's he's driving in the trucks behind

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him.

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Here's the mechanics of this.

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The truck behind him wants to pass.

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OK.

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And he goes and he does the dick move or they will.

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He tries to pass.

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He speeds up.

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But the truck gets in front of him anyway and then starts to kind of break checkable

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to be like, fuck you, Doug.

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Now, as they're going at high speeds, this log truck is hauling fucking ass because not

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only does it catch up to them from out of fucking nowhere, it matches speed with them.

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So as Clark's trying to go like presumably 80 miles an hour behind the start, this guy

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must be going 95, 100 mile an hour truck to get up there.

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The logistics of it, I'm just saying, like if you physically had to be there, the truck

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appeared because after the first time that the pickup truck passes him, he's like, oh

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no, I'm going to pass them.

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We want these people behind us.

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And he gets in front of them and then he slows down.

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And the next frame is when you get the big truck and the pickup truck behind them and

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he's driving slow and they're both like, you know, I maybe OK.

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So he was kind of being a dick in that sense that he had to be in front even though he

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was going the slowest.

442
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Yeah.

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OK.

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Got you.

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OK.

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So that's the thing that does fix my brain a little bit because it was broken on that

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a little bit.

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How did they get that tree out of there?

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Yeah.

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I mean, come on.

451
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Not only do they walk out to the tree, they like couldn't have gotten the car out to where

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they walk to.

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They couldn't have tied the thing around the tree and pulled it out of the car.

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They didn't have a chainsaw.

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They didn't have nothing.

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That's the most ridiculous thing.

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They just said, fuck it.

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All right.

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Now, this is my first.

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It's my first note and it won't be my last.

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Boy, do I relate to that posh couple.

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I would not enjoy living next to the griswold.

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I'm just saying.

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You did recognize her, though, right?

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Oh, yeah.

466
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It's Elaine from I don't know the guy, but it's Elaine from Seinfeld.

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I relate to this couple so hard.

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All they want is a peaceful, quiet existence in their nice home.

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Like I love it.

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They keep a clean home.

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They buy like fancy stuff.

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They keep themselves no children.

473
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Oh, dude, they're the best.

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They're not even like suit.

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They're not even jerks to Clark.

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They say nice stuff about him.

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But like, OK, that's their own personal conversations.

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Like people are going to talk shit about people.

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OK, that's not a nice thing to do, but it's also not to your face.

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It's not making fun of you.

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Like they give them a little bit of hassle because he's chopping down a tree the size

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of a fucking like way too big.

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So what are you going to do?

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And then he literally breaks their shit, you know, like like he's a dickhead.

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Clark, this movie.

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So anyway, I relate to them.

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That's my first first note on that.

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After Clark cuts open the tree and he gets sappy fingers.

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That's great.

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The bit where he's in bed with the magazine, he's like everything to try to get him off

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of his wife just instinctively pulls it off because she's been through this before.

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And he's got the.

493
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Yeah, bro.

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I feel like and of course, this isn't the first trope of this, but it's like doesn't

495
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it kind of feel like Clark Griswold is the prototype for your Homer Simpson or your Peter

496
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Peter Griffin, like where it's a it's a constant fuck up with a hot wife who forgives them

497
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constantly.

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A wife they don't deserve pretty much.

499
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Yeah, except recently in the last few years, Family Guy has made it.

500
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If you're paying attention, Lois is cheating on Peter.

501
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Like that's a that's a fact.

502
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There's been with just probably random people.

503
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

504
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it's not it's not a take, Mike.

505
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Here's the thing.

506
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The only say the only reason I say random people is because we don't know any of her

507
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lovers.

508
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It's just there's been a few.

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00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:41,840
There's a scene in particular I'm thinking of where Peter's doing something and she and

510
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:47,400
a man enter a hotel like together and they're like they're going to fuck.

511
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:48,560
And she's like sees Peter.

512
00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:51,920
She like pushes the guy into the hotel to like go in there.

513
00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:53,880
So like that's a I mean, they're 100.

514
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,400
She's 100 percent cheating on Peter.

515
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:59,400
And I think Seth MacFarlane is OK with that because he's like, of course, she's cheating

516
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:00,400
on him.

517
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:04,560
He's a fat fucking loser who's a fuck up all the time and like constantly makes her

518
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:08,520
life worse and she's a hot piece of piece of ass that like everybody wants.

519
00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:11,520
So like, isn't there an episode where Marge cheats on Homer?

520
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:17,360
OK, now the Marge and Homer thing is sacred to me.

521
00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:20,680
There is two instances where they cross the line.

522
00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:26,400
There's Homer and his co-worker chick where they go on a work retreat and she like is

523
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:30,440
young and she's hot and she like is totally in the Homer for some reason.

524
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:34,600
She makes a shirt of like the two of them together is like a couple or whatever, and

525
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:39,040
she makes a pass at him like Jim in the office.

526
00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:43,680
He says no, and he walks away, which is the right thing to do.

527
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:46,280
He did good Homer and he hasn't cheated on her since.

528
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:49,640
And I think they completely wrote that out of his character where he doesn't even all

529
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:50,640
the women as much anymore.

530
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:55,960
It's like now he's just a dumb, nice guy who loves his wife, which I like.

531
00:22:55,960 --> 00:23:01,480
Marge, on the other hand, Marge took a bowling lesson from a French guy.

532
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:05,240
I think his name is Jacques and.

533
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:06,600
She was really into him.

534
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:09,880
She thought he was fucking hot as fuck, and he is a womanizer.

535
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:12,840
He likes to fuck like married women.

536
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:18,560
And so he put all the moves on her and she at the last minute resisted until I think

537
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:25,600
it was season 32, 31, where he makes an appearance again and her feelings return.

538
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:27,240
So that's a little bit suspects.

539
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:33,680
And then also, if you go into their past, depending on what iteration of like how they

540
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:41,400
met and how much either Homer, she cheated on someone else with Homer, which is how they

541
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:48,200
started their relationship or like she was dating that guy that becomes super rich later,

542
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:53,800
the nerdy one, the one that's like kind of modeled after Bill Gates a little bit, Arnie

543
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,200
Arnie something or whatever.

544
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,760
He's like, he's a nerd in high school and he asked her a problem.

545
00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:00,440
And then I think she leaves prom to be with Homer.

546
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:03,880
Such a fucking bitch thing to do because like that guy was sweet.

547
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:07,520
He was like, well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

548
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:09,560
He tried to sexually assault her.

549
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:10,560
Let me go back.

550
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:11,560
He was not sweet.

551
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:17,160
In my mind, I'm thinking of just the beginning, Arnie, not he tried to bif rape her from back

552
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:18,160
to the future.

553
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:19,680
So she rightfully left.

554
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:23,000
Yeah, she rightfully said, fuck you, you gross piece of shit and left.

555
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,240
Just wanted to correct that.

556
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:29,000
I don't want to be pro Arnie Ziffler or whatever his name is.

557
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:32,000
Back to the movie.

558
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,960
Sorry, guys.

559
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:37,200
Someone said something that got him on a date.

560
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:38,200
I don't remember.

561
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:41,560
I don't remember the point that was started.

562
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:45,200
Oh, sap fingers.

563
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:46,400
Somehow got us there.

564
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:50,200
The advent calendar is a great transition mechanic for this movie.

565
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:51,200
Yeah.

566
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,320
Every time it comes because it's not every day, which I like.

567
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:54,640
It's like we're skipping.

568
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:59,160
It's like the 18th is when we start and then it's like the 22nd and then it's Christmas

569
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:00,880
Eve and then it's Christmas Day.

570
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:04,760
We get this through just a little advent calendar guy opening up, which I really love advent

571
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:05,760
calendars.

572
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:11,000
And again, what's lovely about advent calendars, which I've absolutely loved, is you go on

573
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,960
Amazon dot com, right, to buy an advent calendar.

574
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:16,240
It doesn't matter.

575
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:20,640
There's no specific year because you're just opening up 25 days.

576
00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:24,560
And what's beautiful is they go on half price like everything else the day after Christmas.

577
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:25,560
Yes.

578
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:26,560
So you just buy.

579
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:27,560
So I bought three last year.

580
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:28,560
I did.

581
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:29,560
I bought three the day after Christmas.

582
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:30,560
And some of them are cool.

583
00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:38,560
I got my mom a little pop Funko Harry Potter one and she got like a ton of little mini

584
00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:41,160
Hagrid's and Harry Potter's and she loves Harry Potter.

585
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:42,640
So like those are cute little things.

586
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:44,920
I actually got Nightmare Before Christmas last year.

587
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:45,920
My granddaughter's one.

588
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:46,920
Oh, that's the sock ones lately.

589
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:47,920
It's what she's been doing.

590
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:48,920
The ones that come with socks.

591
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:49,920
Oh, that's fun.

592
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:50,920
I don't need character socks and stuff.

593
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:51,920
I don't.

594
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:52,920
You know what?

595
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:53,920
I don't want people looking at my feet.

596
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:54,920
Yeah.

597
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:55,920
So less flash and dazzle.

598
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:58,560
I wear the socks, but I wear pants over them.

599
00:25:58,560 --> 00:25:59,560
I don't wear those.

600
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:01,680
If I'm wearing shorts, I don't wear longer socks like that.

601
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:03,280
Yeah, I don't need character socks.

602
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:04,280
Yeah.

603
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:05,280
Unless my kids.

604
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:07,920
Unless like we go on a road trip and I let my kids pick my outfit for the car ride, you

605
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:08,920
know.

606
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:09,920
Oh, that's fun.

607
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:10,920
Let them pick the socks.

608
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:11,920
Do you have to get out in the gas station?

609
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:12,920
Yeah.

610
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:13,920
And walk in looking all ridiculous?

611
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:14,920
Oh, yeah.

612
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:15,920
Have they ever done anything super silly?

613
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:20,440
No, last time I went to California, we had gym shorts on.

614
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:23,120
I had Dragon Ball Z socks and a t-shirt.

615
00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:24,120
My crocs.

616
00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:25,120
Hell, yeah.

617
00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:31,200
And we stayed at a casino I worked at before, which is a nicer casino in California.

618
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:35,520
And we got it was a Friday night and there was definitely like weddings and shit and

619
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:36,960
like everybody's dressed to the nines.

620
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:41,640
And I walk in with my kids who are wearing other Dragon Ball Z socks of mines up to their

621
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:43,600
thighs because they're my socks.

622
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:44,600
Yeah.

623
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,080
And they're just like looking at us like this.

624
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:49,160
What is this family coming in staying in this?

625
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:51,160
And we're like, man, we got a suite.

626
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:54,440
Like a two bedroom suite in this bitch.

627
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:55,440
Yeah.

628
00:26:55,440 --> 00:27:00,880
They thought you were Malcolm in the middle, but you're Malcolm in the suite, bitch.

629
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:01,880
That was, yeah.

630
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:02,880
Shitter's full.

631
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:04,320
That's a fun little tradition.

632
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:05,320
You should keep that up forever.

633
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:06,320
Yeah, it's fun.

634
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:09,360
You should be an old man with your grown adult children.

635
00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:14,580
They get to pick your outfit for this is when you don't have your say your con.

636
00:27:14,580 --> 00:27:18,960
Like when you're so old and you can't pick your own outfit anymore, the car rides, they

637
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:19,960
pick it for you.

638
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:21,960
Like Mike's getting near that age.

639
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:24,160
It's their turn to wipe my ass at that point.

640
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:25,160
Yeah.

641
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:26,960
I'm not wiping your ass, Mike.

642
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:32,960
You have a family that loves you, but you can still do the podcast if you're drooling.

643
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:37,480
I'll just will will you in and we'll just we'll just blow smoke in your, in your general

644
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:41,180
direction.

645
00:27:41,180 --> 00:27:46,080
He uses a Tasmanian devil mug at work.

646
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:47,080
Clark.

647
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:51,840
And I was like, so he's an outward group, like an outward goofball.

648
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:54,000
So like everyone else is regular mugs.

649
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:58,440
He embraces the fact that he's like he's a funny goofy guy.

650
00:27:58,440 --> 00:27:59,440
He's one of us.

651
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:00,440
That's one of the things about this movie.

652
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:01,720
He is literally one of us.

653
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:02,720
Yeah.

654
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:03,720
He really is an everyday guy.

655
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:05,480
Didn't he have like a character tie at one point to.

656
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:06,480
Yeah.

657
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:07,480
Oh yeah.

658
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:08,480
I think he does.

659
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:09,480
Yeah.

660
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:10,480
Wait, doesn't he get?

661
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:12,160
Does he get called out on that one?

662
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:13,160
Yeah.

663
00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:17,400
Where someone just like, it's like, oh yeah, with one of those stupid little sanitizers,

664
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:20,080
like I have one at home or whatever, doesn't he?

665
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:21,080
Yeah.

666
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:25,480
I had when I was back when I had to wear a tie for work, I had 50 characters.

667
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:26,760
My dad had a shit ton of them too.

668
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:27,760
I loved it.

669
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:28,760
My dad, when my dad.

670
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:30,280
Star Wars ties and shit.

671
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:31,280
I love my dad.

672
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:33,800
Every every property there is, I had a tie.

673
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:34,800
It's crazy.

674
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:35,800
The Grinch tie.

675
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:39,960
My dad had a Jurassic Park tie and I loved that tie.

676
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:41,560
I don't know when he ever wore it.

677
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:43,600
I think I stole it from him down the line.

678
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:44,600
Yeah.

679
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,640
But my dad still has all of his ties in his closet.

680
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:49,480
Finally, I realized like I'm never wearing a tie again.

681
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:53,360
When I made that decision that I am not putting a tie on again.

682
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:54,360
Ever ever done.

683
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:55,360
Man.

684
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:56,860
And not going to go to a wedding.

685
00:28:56,860 --> 00:28:59,600
So I had to buy a freaking tie, but I couldn't have worn one of them.

686
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:00,600
Couldn't have worn it.

687
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:01,600
Yeah.

688
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:02,600
You had to buy a nice tie for a wedding.

689
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:03,600
We keep saying tie.

690
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:04,600
Something's triggering me and I don't know what it is.

691
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:09,440
Well, do we watch something sad with a tie rack recently where somebody makes a tie rack

692
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:10,440
and then.

693
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:11,440
We read a book.

694
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:12,440
Yeah.

695
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:13,440
You guys did.

696
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:14,440
The book we're reading is the tie rack.

697
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:15,440
Oh my God.

698
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:16,440
That stuck with me so hard.

699
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:17,440
It's so hard.

700
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:18,440
It's one of the hardest scenes.

701
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:19,440
It is very sad.

702
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:24,000
You just keep saying tie and I'm like, no, someone's coming from a broken family.

703
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,440
This tie rack is going to get destroyed.

704
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:27,440
Stinger.

705
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:28,440
Oh my God.

706
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:29,440
Stinger.

707
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:30,440
That's insane.

708
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:31,440
Oh yeah.

709
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:32,440
Stinger by Robert McCann.

710
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:33,440
Sorry.

711
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:34,440
I just kept hearing the word tie.

712
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:35,440
I forgot that we, forgot that that's what it was.

713
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:38,120
Well, the thing is dad and tie, which is what we were talking about.

714
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:43,240
Robert McCann is so detailed that you remember these things in vivid detail.

715
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:46,400
It's like you can't, he talk about memory hacking.

716
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:49,800
He puts, he hacks your brain and puts these perfect memories.

717
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:50,800
Yeah.

718
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:51,800
Oh, like what it is.

719
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:53,560
It's going to be so interesting when we do watch the show because.

720
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:54,840
I get the show looks.

721
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:55,840
Who knows?

722
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:56,840
Who knows?

723
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:57,840
Yeah.

724
00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:04,160
But we're excited because it's also it's Robert McCann's first ever to film adaptation

725
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:05,480
or to any adaptation.

726
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:08,800
Yeah, worries be a little only because it's probably going to be the last two.

727
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:09,800
Cause he's like nine.

728
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:10,800
No, he's not.

729
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:11,800
He's old.

730
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:14,280
He's less old than Stephen King.

731
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:15,640
Have you read any reviews on the show?

732
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:16,640
No, no.

733
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:17,640
I'm staying away from it on purpose.

734
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:18,640
I'm trying to go blind.

735
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:19,640
I'm actually literally reading it.

736
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:24,760
I had never read Robert McCann before until Andy had me read this book.

737
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:25,760
And it's good.

738
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:26,760
Yeah.

739
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:28,560
So now I'm going to see the show and compare them.

740
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:29,560
Gotcha.

741
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:30,560
Okay.

742
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:34,760
And then I got to get you on another one of his books, the vampire one, they thirst.

743
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:35,760
Very good.

744
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:36,760
Best vampire story.

745
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:40,120
Well, I was just reading at the back of this book, there was a whole list of his books

746
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:43,600
and it was talking about, I guess all of his later stuff is one character.

747
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:44,600
Oh, yeah.

748
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:47,400
Matthew Corbett speaks the night bird.

749
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:52,800
That's a historical drama that I mean, it's historical fiction.

750
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:55,200
It's like a guy who goes to hunt down.

751
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:56,200
I book.

752
00:30:56,200 --> 00:31:00,960
The thing is that I don't know about it is if it is supernatural or if it's not, but

753
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:04,680
he's going back to like, I know the first one, it's all about Salem witch trials.

754
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:05,680
Okay.

755
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:07,120
And he's going to stop them.

756
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:09,120
Is he a time traveler?

757
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:10,120
No, no.

758
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:14,480
He's like a guy that's, and the thing is I have the first book.

759
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:18,200
I've been meaning to read it, but it's like one of those things is like, I don't know

760
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:23,600
if I'm going to be able to get myself into the early 1900s or the late 1800s, whatever

761
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:25,800
this takes place or like whatever that Salem witch trials.

762
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:30,000
I don't know if I'm going to be able to transport myself there and be able to be like all.

763
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,480
Just watch Lucas Focus before.

764
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:32,480
Yeah.

765
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:33,480
There we go.

766
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:34,880
That's it.

767
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:41,760
Yeah, no, I'm excited for the show, but we get Bill Murray's brother plays Chevy Chase's

768
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:43,840
boss, which I liked.

769
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:46,920
That's a little bit of a crossover.

770
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:53,560
The underwear chick that's hot for Chevy Chase when he's shopping in the mall.

771
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:54,560
Okay.

772
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:56,520
That scene is the one.

773
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:57,760
She was talking about troubles.

774
00:31:57,760 --> 00:31:58,760
Yeah.

775
00:31:58,760 --> 00:31:59,760
He was hot for her.

776
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:00,760
She wasn't hot for him.

777
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:01,760
It was not her.

778
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:02,760
It was him.

779
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:08,240
It was a straight, maybe the worst portrayal of a scumbag who's supposed to be a fatherly

780
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:11,600
figure in any movie I've ever seen.

781
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:12,600
Yeah.

782
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:13,600
It was bad, Andy.

783
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:14,600
He was.

784
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,600
Now, I agree with you.

785
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:19,160
It was bad and his child was there.

786
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:20,160
Yeah.

787
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:21,160
Hey, dad.

788
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:22,160
Oh, hey.

789
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:23,160
But he does feel.

790
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:24,160
Yeah.

791
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:25,160
Flummoxed.

792
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:26,160
He feels bad about it afterwards.

793
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:27,160
Yeah.

794
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:28,160
When his son catches him.

795
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:30,360
But the whole problem with the scene is not even all that.

796
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:31,360
Okay.

797
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:32,360
Let's forgive all that.

798
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:33,360
Okay.

799
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:36,800
Him talking about her tits so much.

800
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:37,800
Yeah.

801
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:38,800
Okay.

802
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:39,800
My problem is, that's not even the problem.

803
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:42,800
His wife's tits are a thousand times better than hers.

804
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:43,800
Yeah.

805
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:44,800
It doesn't even make sense.

806
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:45,800
Yeah.

807
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:48,000
Well, I hate to say this.

808
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:56,920
I hate to say this old cliche, but even the hottest chick in the world has some guy tired

809
00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:58,800
of fucking her somewhere.

810
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:00,680
No, not Beverly Vangeline.

811
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:05,360
I disagree with that as a fully notion, but it is one of those things that you can apply

812
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:13,000
with one of these situations where Chevy Chase, Clark Rizwold has a super fucking hot wife

813
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,960
who loves him and she's great and she's forgiving and she's perfect.

814
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:21,360
Honestly, she's too good for him in a thousand different ways.

815
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:25,960
And yet he sees just a young, attractive chick who's showing a little bit of cleavage and

816
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:27,760
he loses his mind like a fucking animal.

817
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:28,760
I agree.

818
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:29,760
I agree with you 100%.

819
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:34,520
But it's like one of those things where it's like you lose appreciation for what you have

820
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:35,560
sometimes unless.

821
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:39,240
But that's also been a part of Clark Rizwold's character.

822
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:41,360
We get it in every vacation movie.

823
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:44,240
Yeah, once again though, this is a Christmas movie.

824
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:45,240
Yeah.

825
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:46,240
They should have left that out.

826
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:47,240
They should have left that out of this movie.

827
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:48,720
They did not add anything to this movie.

828
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:52,200
Well, especially his conversation starting, oh, my wife, she's gone.

829
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:54,720
Yeah, he said she's dead.

830
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:55,720
Yeah.

831
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:56,720
It was bad.

832
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:59,680
It was one of the most egregious.

833
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:00,680
But the reason I.

834
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:01,680
How do you say that word?

835
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:02,680
Egregious.

836
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:03,680
Egregious examples.

837
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:06,160
No, no, I agree with you.

838
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:07,160
But here's the thing.

839
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:09,880
The reason I think she's hot for him, there's no way.

840
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:10,880
She's trying to sell.

841
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:11,880
No.

842
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:12,880
She's selling.

843
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:15,560
You don't have to pull your, but you don't have to hike your fucking skirt up and show

844
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:17,400
your leg and ass a little bit.

845
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:18,400
She's sex sells.

846
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:19,400
1989.

847
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:20,400
Sex sells.

848
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:21,400
She's sales.

849
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:22,400
She's making that sell.

850
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:23,400
She's getting that back.

851
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:24,400
OK, fine.

852
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:25,400
You're right.

853
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:28,400
I'm one of those guys that I'm one of those easy targets because I thought, oh, look,

854
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:29,400
she's into him.

855
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:30,400
Oh, look at me.

856
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:36,400
I'm falling for the scam and I'm supposed to be the guy seeing the scam play out.

857
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:40,480
Launching an ice missile through the via the gutters into the posh couple's house is very

858
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:45,240
funny, but at the same time, I'm like, what a fucking asshole.

859
00:34:45,240 --> 00:34:46,240
That was an accident.

860
00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:47,240
Yeah, that one wasn't.

861
00:34:47,240 --> 00:34:48,240
You know what, Mike?

862
00:34:48,240 --> 00:34:51,240
When you live next to shithead neighbors, let me let me let me tell you something.

863
00:34:51,240 --> 00:34:55,520
Let me tell you a little story of little Andy here.

864
00:34:55,520 --> 00:35:01,040
We moved into a neighborhood and we bought this beautiful home that had pool in the back

865
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:03,760
and we were lucky to live there for as many years as we did.

866
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:07,320
My parents worked so hard for us to live in that neighborhood and to live in that home.

867
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:09,880
It was middle class, but we loved it.

868
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:16,640
But our neighbor, our neighbor was this old man who spent all of his time sitting in his

869
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:21,080
garage in a chair watching the neighborhood go by.

870
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:22,080
Right.

871
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:29,880
And it's his fault that at some point we got rats because he was a hoarder and his entire

872
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:32,960
garage was just full of everything.

873
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:35,200
And these rats were there.

874
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:37,120
Trees were connected to our place.

875
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:38,920
And so they would breed over his place.

876
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:41,640
And every now and then we get like some like a rat or two over.

877
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:42,640
It's disgusting.

878
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:46,080
But then you know what he did every year?

879
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:49,160
He just he went he put about I'm not even kidding you.

880
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:54,200
I think that the tally was up to maybe 2000 American flags or about a thousand American

881
00:35:54,200 --> 00:36:01,360
flags in his front yard for Fourth of July contest that they do around the neighborhood

882
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:02,600
to see who wins.

883
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:05,520
He won 15 years in a row or whatever.

884
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:07,400
And then he got real mad.

885
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:08,400
He told my dad about it.

886
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:11,800
He's just like, yeah, they they won't let me compete anymore.

887
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:15,240
They made me a judge and I don't want to be a judge.

888
00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:18,160
I don't know all these flags just to be a judge.

889
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:23,840
So what he did was he put a 30 foot fucking flagpole right in the front yard, like with

890
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:26,800
lights coming down from the illuminated at night.

891
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:28,880
And it's a huge fucking flag.

892
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:32,280
So for the probably the last 10 years of me living there, I've just been able to be like,

893
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:35,600
yeah, I'm the one next to the flagpole.

894
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:36,600
What do you mean?

895
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:37,600
Oh, you'll know.

896
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:38,600
You'll just go down the street.

897
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:41,840
I'm the one left of the flagpole.

898
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:45,920
It was a very defining picture of that.

899
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:52,360
Yeah, again, posh posh couple just gets fucked over with that gutter missile.

900
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:53,360
Jesus Christ.

901
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:54,960
They did nothing to deserve that.

902
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:55,960
Nothing.

903
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:56,960
We're supposed to think they're enemies.

904
00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:57,960
Why?

905
00:36:57,960 --> 00:36:58,960
Because they work out.

906
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:00,960
We're matching clothing and love each other.

907
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:03,440
Yeah, assholes.

908
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:09,760
The oh, terrible reminded me very much of the chickens from Arrested Development, the chicken

909
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:11,480
noises the family makes.

910
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:15,840
It's a running bit that in Arrested Development, they all go like, you're a chicken.

911
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:20,920
And then they start doing instead of going cluck, cluck, cluck, they are whatever.

912
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:24,680
They go like they go like, oh, you do.

913
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:27,320
And everyone's just like, that's not what a chicken sounds like.

914
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:31,480
But then but then another family member has a completely different chicken.

915
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:34,560
So at one point, they're all calling one guy chicken.

916
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:37,320
And there's like five of them doing things that are different.

917
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:38,320
Chicken.

918
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:39,320
Oh, that's great.

919
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:43,000
So when I think of that, I think of the drum roll scene from Christmas vacation.

920
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:44,000
Give me a drum roll.

921
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:49,080
I'm just doing random stupid shit around him.

922
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:53,320
And he goes, joy to the world.

923
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:54,600
And then I love that.

924
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:59,120
That's one of the most iconic yet epic letdowns.

925
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:00,120
It's epic.

926
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:05,320
If it had worked, I would have also been sold on that moment and been totally fucking happy

927
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:06,640
with the results.

928
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:08,560
The fact that it didn't work is a letdown.

929
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:10,800
But at the same time, super epic buildup.

930
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:12,120
That's how fucking you write movies.

931
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:13,120
That's how you do movies.

932
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:18,040
And after after the letdown, that gives me so much anxiety when they start looking at

933
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:22,080
all of the power strips and just all of that.

934
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:25,400
I'm just like, oh, fuck, that house to catch on fire.

935
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:27,720
Like, yeah, they're going to die.

936
00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:30,120
It's not OK.

937
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:31,400
I saw YouTube show it.

938
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:32,400
And you comes out.

939
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:33,400
Yeah, I know.

940
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:34,880
I can turn everything off.

941
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:38,240
It's gonna be so expensive.

942
00:38:38,240 --> 00:38:39,240
So much money.

943
00:38:39,240 --> 00:38:40,240
That's my last thought.

944
00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:43,320
My first thought is this is a fucking fire hazard.

945
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:44,920
Like how am I supposed to sleep?

946
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:46,960
I just saw YouTube short.

947
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:50,460
It's a guy who's doing electrical work for an old lady.

948
00:38:50,460 --> 00:38:56,320
He goes and he sees the board and he's holding up the thermal gun and he sees one of them

949
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:58,720
is like 200 degrees or whatever.

950
00:38:58,720 --> 00:39:01,680
And he goes, hey, so who did the electrical work for your house?

951
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:02,680
She's like, oh, my nephew.

952
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:04,880
And he's like, when did his house burn down?

953
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:06,280
Oh, a couple of years ago.

954
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:08,800
Wait, how did you know his house burnt down?

955
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:11,360
I saw that one, too.

956
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:13,480
That was great.

957
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:16,520
And then also a little side note.

958
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:23,960
When I used to date a girl who's dead at a house in Long Beach or parents house in Long

959
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:31,360
Beach and we went to their Christmas, there's a very, very rich ride on the ocean like their

960
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:36,520
backyards or their front yards like a pier type of deal neighborhood in Long Beach that's

961
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:39,840
like fancy beyond belief.

962
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:42,000
And they do Christmas right.

963
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,000
You go up and you like you walk up and down.

964
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:48,440
It's a perfect like loop of, you know, probably like one mile total.

965
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:54,480
But like that someone did the Christmas vacation where they did all I think it's the same amount

966
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:55,480
of lights.

967
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,880
I think they did exactly what he said and they did it.

968
00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:00,080
They had a little sign saying this is accurate.

969
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:03,360
They had a Clark hanging from the ladder.

970
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:04,360
Right.

971
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:05,360
Perfect.

972
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:09,680
And I saw also someone complain a video where the cops got called because someone had a

973
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:10,680
Clark hanging from a ladder.

974
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:11,680
They thought it was a real person.

975
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:14,680
They thought it was from the gutter hanging from a ladder.

976
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:18,160
I do like that about that scene in this movie where he files down the ladder.

977
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:20,720
It just looks like it was fine.

978
00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:23,280
Oh shit, that could have been worse.

979
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:24,280
No one saw that.

980
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:25,280
Nothing happened.

981
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:31,240
And then also I saw just a Halloween thing that was similar.

982
00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:32,680
They did the stranger things.

983
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:36,480
I don't know the reference yet, but it's some chick floating up in the air.

984
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:40,040
They found a way to make it look like it's floating and it was freaking people the fuck

985
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:41,040
out.

986
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:43,040
So they like told her to stop.

987
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:47,600
But anyway, just decorations people.

988
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:50,680
Mike the I wrote Mike on this note.

989
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:51,680
So let's see.

990
00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:55,800
Why don't I put grandpa and the poster.

991
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:59,280
Oh, grandpa and the sexy poster is pretty funny.

992
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:01,280
I like that.

993
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:03,240
Mike, this the ad.

994
00:41:03,240 --> 00:41:06,000
Oh, yeah, Mike, the addict scene.

995
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:09,040
This movie is basically slashed.

996
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:10,040
Thank you.

997
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:12,040
I have that written a hundred times.

998
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:16,320
It's all like reaching for the worm.

999
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:18,560
I love how he looks at the end.

1000
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:22,240
That's how I imagine Brendan looks when he's on a road of vacation with his family.

1001
00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:23,240
Yeah, right.

1002
00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:24,240
It's about that.

1003
00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:25,240
Yeah.

1004
00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:26,680
For their Star Wars clothes and gym shorts.

1005
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:27,680
Sure.

1006
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:29,600
I put I love the posh couple.

1007
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:30,600
No explanation.

1008
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:31,600
I don't know other notes.

1009
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:34,120
I don't know what that means when the light finally turned on and all that.

1010
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:36,040
That was fun when he finally got the lights on.

1011
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:37,640
Oh, they're just they're just like falling.

1012
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:38,640
Oh, my God.

1013
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:42,720
Like breaking their they're falling downstairs and shit.

1014
00:41:42,720 --> 00:41:48,520
The lights, nuclear auxiliary power gets turned on at the plant.

1015
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:52,360
His meter just starts to go.

1016
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:53,360
So good.

1017
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:57,240
OK, wait, I just have to know, speaking all this family's perfect in this as part of it.

1018
00:41:57,240 --> 00:42:02,440
Part of this movie works makes it so great is everybody has these family, right?

1019
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:03,440
You have a cousin Eddie.

1020
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:04,440
Yes.

1021
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:09,000
And no, I don't really talk to a lot of my cousins as much.

1022
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,560
OK, do you have a cousin, Eddie?

1023
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:13,640
I have most of my family resides in West Virginia.

1024
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:16,400
So you have a lot of a lot of cousins.

1025
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:19,760
So if you don't, like you said, you do and don't.

1026
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:20,760
You don't.

1027
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:23,220
Well, I don't talk with them very much.

1028
00:42:23,220 --> 00:42:25,080
So you don't have a cousin Eddie at Christmas time?

1029
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:26,080
Not at Christmas.

1030
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:27,080
OK, that's good.

1031
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:28,080
You have a cousin Eddie.

1032
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:29,080
We have an exchange.

1033
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:31,240
We have you don't know who the cousin Eddie is.

1034
00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:32,240
It's you.

1035
00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:33,240
I stay home.

1036
00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:34,240
I don't go anywhere.

1037
00:42:34,240 --> 00:42:36,640
That's the drinking game of Christmas vacation.

1038
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:37,640
That's funny.

1039
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:39,840
No, I don't go anywhere.

1040
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:40,840
People come to us.

1041
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:41,840
Oh, yeah.

1042
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:42,840
He's the clerk.

1043
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:43,840
Yeah, I'm the clerk.

1044
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:47,960
Except for I'm not flirting with the girl when I'm buying my wife Christmas presents.

1045
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:48,960
Hell yeah.

1046
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:49,960
Take a stand, brother.

1047
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:50,960
Don't don't be that.

1048
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:51,960
Don't be a creep.

1049
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:55,000
No, I'm looking at the product like, all right, which one of these am I getting?

1050
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,000
Yeah.

1051
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,440
You can take a peek, but just don't make any.

1052
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:01,080
Don't be like, oh, hey, nice to see my wife's dead.

1053
00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:02,520
Yeah, my wife's dead.

1054
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:04,080
I'm buying this for her memory.

1055
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:07,440
And he's like his brain to mouth function stopped working.

1056
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:08,440
Oh, hello, titties.

1057
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:09,440
I mean, breasts.

1058
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:10,440
I mean, your titties.

1059
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:11,440
I mean, you're so hot nipples.

1060
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:12,440
Yeah, yeah.

1061
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:13,440
It's nipples outside nipples outside.

1062
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:14,440
I mean, it was pretty funny though.

1063
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:15,440
The I'm going to buy them.

1064
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:16,440
I just didn't.

1065
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:17,440
I was going to buy them, but they wouldn't have gotten here on time.

1066
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:18,440
So I'm just going to wait for the next paycheck.

1067
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:19,440
But I am buying those little movies.

1068
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:20,440
I'm going to buy them.

1069
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:21,440
I'm going to buy them.

1070
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:22,440
I'm going to buy them.

1071
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:26,280
I'm going to buy them, but I'm going to wait for the next paycheck, but I am buying those

1072
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:30,680
little moose eggnog cups that he drinks all the eggnog with.

1073
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:31,680
I love them.

1074
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:33,680
They're supposed to be the Wally World moose, right?

1075
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:34,680
Yeah.

1076
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:35,680
Yeah.

1077
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:37,280
But I found like a bunch of a bunch of them on Amazon.

1078
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:38,280
Oh, yeah.

1079
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:39,280
But you know what?

1080
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:42,920
It's close to Christmas and they're all close to sets of two or running 30 bucks.

1081
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:43,920
Yeah.

1082
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:44,920
He's wait.

1083
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:45,920
Yeah.

1084
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:46,920
I'll wait till January.

1085
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:49,120
I'll wait till February and I'll be like, yeah.

1086
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:52,320
The girl he gives to his boss.

1087
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:58,880
Oh, the gift he gives to his boss is the same size and shape as every other gift the boss

1088
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:00,720
gets, if you notice.

1089
00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:03,360
It's like a something and then a something.

1090
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:08,800
And so they all bought the boss like the same like pre-manufactured, probably coffee and

1091
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:10,760
bourbon mix set or whatever.

1092
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:11,760
Yeah.

1093
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:12,760
It's pretty funny.

1094
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:14,520
The fucking sled scene.

1095
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:18,120
I don't know why I forget about this scene every time I watch this movie.

1096
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:19,120
The CGI was bad.

1097
00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:21,160
The green was like Mac and me.

1098
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:22,160
It was so bad.

1099
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:23,160
Yeah.

1100
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:24,160
It was so bad.

1101
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:25,160
Very, very reminiscent of Mac and me.

1102
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:26,160
Yeah.

1103
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:29,120
Putting putting the astroglide on and being able to like fucking zoomed out.

1104
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:31,600
I mean, that was pretty funny, but insane.

1105
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:37,760
I do like cousin Eddie finding the sled later and he just like, what the fuck?

1106
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:42,120
Completely unnecessary almost titties, I think, is the pool scene.

1107
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:43,600
Yeah, it's daydreaming scene.

1108
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:44,600
Yeah.

1109
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:45,600
He's thinking about the pool.

1110
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:48,760
I think it was just kind of like they were like, oh, it's a national lampoon movie.

1111
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:49,760
We got to do this.

1112
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:52,080
Like, you know, it's national lampoon.

1113
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:54,480
National lampoon was always known for pushing the envelope.

1114
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:56,240
Did they do fast times at Ridgemont High?

1115
00:44:56,240 --> 00:44:57,720
I don't think they did fast times.

1116
00:44:57,720 --> 00:45:00,160
So were they referencing it in that scene, though?

1117
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:03,560
No, I think that happened in the first vacation, didn't it?

1118
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:08,640
Like he goes skinny dipping with the girl or like the girl that he's the girl he's constantly

1119
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:09,880
passing on the road.

1120
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:10,880
Yeah.

1121
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:12,440
OK, you're right.

1122
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:16,720
I relate to the posh, clean, innocent couple.

1123
00:45:16,720 --> 00:45:18,680
I forget what happens.

1124
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:22,040
Yeah, but I'm just saying I really relate to them.

1125
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:25,040
The fucking Pledge of Allegiance prayer is amazing.

1126
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:26,880
They leave it to the oldest member.

1127
00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:31,640
She's like, I pledge allegiance and they all and then Eddie stands up and salutes or puts

1128
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:32,640
his hand on her.

1129
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:33,640
I love that.

1130
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:39,520
Did you know that the Pledge of Allegiance is a lot newer than we think?

1131
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:40,560
Like 19 something.

1132
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:44,600
It's 19 something, which is crazy to think about.

1133
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:51,000
And then again, oh, my oh, I put they're eating turkey.

1134
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,800
It reminded me a lot of my mom's turkey.

1135
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:54,800
It's so dry.

1136
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:55,800
They cut it open.

1137
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:56,800
Yeah.

1138
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:57,800
Sorry, Mom.

1139
00:45:57,800 --> 00:45:58,800
Sorry, Mom.

1140
00:45:58,800 --> 00:45:59,800
I love you.

1141
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:02,960
I love all the other foods you make, but turkey is not one of your strong suit.

1142
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:07,880
I told this joke at the show I did last night, but it's like I went bowling with my mom recently.

1143
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:12,000
She actually made a turkey bowling, which continues the tradition of making inedible

1144
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:13,000
turkeys.

1145
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:16,440
But she's great.

1146
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:19,440
The mashed potatoes in the rolls enough.

1147
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:27,520
I leave out Eddie, Eddie wanting the cat chair, the chair that the cat dies under.

1148
00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:28,720
He's like, this is a pretty good chair.

1149
00:46:28,720 --> 00:46:29,720
I could probably salvage this.

1150
00:46:29,720 --> 00:46:30,720
You think I can have it?

1151
00:46:30,720 --> 00:46:34,800
I think it's the most Eddie thing about this.

1152
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:38,440
I feel so bad for the innocent, clean, normal, decent posh couple.

1153
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:39,440
I forgot what that was.

1154
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:41,440
Probably the shitter's full scene.

1155
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:42,440
Oh, yeah.

1156
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:44,400
When he's just pouring the shit out.

1157
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:45,400
Merry Christmas.

1158
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:46,400
Shitter's full.

1159
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:48,080
Oh, I hate it.

1160
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:54,600
The squirrel scene is really funny where he's all of that.

1161
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:56,080
Eddie kidnapping Clark's boss.

1162
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:57,400
Yeah, that's the best.

1163
00:46:57,400 --> 00:46:58,400
Is great.

1164
00:46:58,400 --> 00:46:59,960
And then comes back.

1165
00:46:59,960 --> 00:47:03,120
I don't necessarily buy the change of heart from the boss.

1166
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:05,080
I don't know if that would really happen.

1167
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:06,080
But fuck it.

1168
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:09,080
It's a Christmas miracle.

1169
00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:13,600
Well the best scene is when he finally gets his bonus check that he was waiting on.

1170
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:14,600
He opens it up then.

1171
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:16,600
With the fucking thank you card.

1172
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:20,080
Yeah, and what did you tell me the little thing was is that like, I know that wasn't

1173
00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:21,080
improvised.

1174
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:23,600
No, no.

1175
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:28,400
The insult that he, when he says all the slurs, the cuss words and everything, everybody,

1176
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:31,320
the whole family was standing there with basically cue cards.

1177
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:35,560
That's why he was looking around, you know, looking around using all the cue cards, having

1178
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:38,920
them strategically placed for that purpose to make it more comedic.

1179
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:39,920
And it was great.

1180
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:40,920
Like they nailed it.

1181
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:41,920
Like, yeah.

1182
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:42,920
Smart way to do it.

1183
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:46,720
Yeah, it's super funny when he's like letting loose all those insults.

1184
00:47:46,720 --> 00:47:50,320
Really, really, really, really great.

1185
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:53,720
I think that's all I've got to say about it notes wise.

1186
00:47:53,720 --> 00:47:58,360
Overall, the vibe that I get of this, the feeling it gives me, it's a great Christmas

1187
00:47:58,360 --> 00:47:59,360
movie.

1188
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:00,760
It's super funny.

1189
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:02,960
It's heartwarming in some areas.

1190
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:05,080
The acting is great.

1191
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:06,680
It's silly.

1192
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:09,800
It's I think it holds up lovely.

1193
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:14,560
So I give it a B plus.

1194
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:18,280
It's one of my favorite Christmas movies to watch every single year.

1195
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:19,600
B plus, strong B plus.

1196
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:20,600
How about you, Mike?

1197
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:25,600
Solid B. The only thing I take away from it, it has to do more with the age of it.

1198
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:28,560
It's more like I said, the scene with that scene.

1199
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:29,560
Yeah.

1200
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:32,400
It's one of those things that could just be taken out of the movie and it's a much better

1201
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:33,400
movie.

1202
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:34,400
I agree with you.

1203
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:35,400
It's kind of an unnecessary scene.

1204
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:36,400
Yeah, just unnecessary.

1205
00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:38,040
It's one of those scenes that you kind of forget about anyways.

1206
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:43,400
I think the only reason they use that scene is to establish what he's daydreaming about

1207
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:46,040
with the pool because it's the same girl.

1208
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:50,120
And so it's like, you know, but both of those scenes could have been taken out.

1209
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:51,120
Right.

1210
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:54,520
They have no effect on the movie other than to get some tits in there for no reason.

1211
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:55,520
For no reason.

1212
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:59,800
If the director doesn't give us a B plus and it ends up being a B because of that, I'm

1213
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:00,800
OK with that.

1214
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:01,800
Yeah.

1215
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:02,800
As a reason.

1216
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:07,640
Oh, by the way, everybody at Pride Rice podcast, we like to until the end of the year, until

1217
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:13,120
we fix this problem that we found out this fucking person we created for ourselves.

1218
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:15,040
Our rating system is very simple.

1219
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:19,880
It goes from B to F and then we add a W if it's a waste of time.

1220
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:23,800
So B, a B plus in my case is the strongest we give this.

1221
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:28,520
We're not actually saying this is less than a Mike just gave it basically an A. I gave

1222
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:30,520
it an A plus.

1223
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:36,280
Yeah, I I would I would have to sleep with one eye open if I graded this any any lower

1224
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:38,480
than a B plus because it's my wife's favorite movie.

1225
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:39,480
So there we go.

1226
00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:40,960
I give it a five out of five.

1227
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:42,760
He's a man of the people.

1228
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:43,760
Sketchy power strips.

1229
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:46,120
Five out of five sketchy power strips.

1230
00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:47,120
People check your power strips.

1231
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:53,160
I get into these and we get to where the point that make the points about they're generally

1232
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:55,320
Andy's points about the misogyny and stuff.

1233
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:56,320
Yeah.

1234
00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:58,920
And then he's like, no, I want it to be the best movie.

1235
00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:02,960
It's just hilarious how we switch roles.

1236
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:03,960
Yeah.

1237
00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:10,880
Listen, Mike, I I need to be what I need to be when I need to be.

1238
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:12,880
When I need to be.

1239
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:14,240
I never really change.

1240
00:50:14,240 --> 00:50:16,120
I'm not the friend.

1241
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:19,160
I'm not the friend you need or deserve.

1242
00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:25,480
I don't know how that expression goes when Batman says it, but I'm here.

1243
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:26,480
So yeah, cool.

1244
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:28,480
So this gets a B plus.

1245
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:30,680
It's a B plus movie.

1246
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:36,680
B plus five out of five million Christmas lights.

1247
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:42,600
And with that, we are going to jump straight into our favorite segment of the show.

1248
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:47,240
Well, I mean, it's somebody's favorite segment of the show, which is going to be recreational

1249
00:50:47,240 --> 00:50:48,240
recommendations.

1250
00:50:48,240 --> 00:50:51,240
Mike, can you give it to us this time?

1251
00:50:51,240 --> 00:50:52,240
Beboop.

1252
00:50:52,240 --> 00:51:17,640
I'm making a note to never ask Mike again.

1253
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:21,600
Never ask Mike ever again.

1254
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:23,600
It was great.

1255
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:26,680
Well, yeah, actually, somebody heard yours and said, why?

1256
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:29,240
Oh, Austin heard yours was like, why is it so sad?

1257
00:51:29,240 --> 00:51:31,720
Why is it such a sad Beboop?

1258
00:51:31,720 --> 00:51:32,720
Beboop.

1259
00:51:32,720 --> 00:51:33,720
Beboop.

1260
00:51:33,720 --> 00:51:35,760
And Mike's is aggressive Beboop.

1261
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:38,600
So recreational Rex this week.

1262
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:41,400
It's sad because Austin's not here doing it.

1263
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:43,120
I know we miss him.

1264
00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:45,760
We miss Austin.

1265
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:49,200
I am pretty much I don't got nothing.

1266
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:50,200
I haven't really been.

1267
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:53,200
I haven't really been watching anything.

1268
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:56,960
What you're downloading the game that you just that you just got.

1269
00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:58,960
We were talking when we first sat down here.

1270
00:51:58,960 --> 00:51:59,960
Yeah.

1271
00:51:59,960 --> 00:52:00,960
On Game Pass.

1272
00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:01,960
Yeah.

1273
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:02,960
I haven't played it yet.

1274
00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:03,960
Oh, no.

1275
00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:04,960
Yeah.

1276
00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:05,960
No, I haven't played it yet.

1277
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:06,960
I'm excited.

1278
00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:07,960
No, I haven't.

1279
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:08,960
Yeah.

1280
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:09,960
So I'm not going to recommend it yet.

1281
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:10,960
Yeah.

1282
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:11,960
It's a new it's a new game.

1283
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:12,960
I already played it the way you were talking about it.

1284
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:13,960
Sounded excited.

1285
00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:14,960
He played the original.

1286
00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:17,040
This is going to be a different version of it.

1287
00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:18,040
It's OK.

1288
00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:20,280
We'll that's why I'm not probably next week.

1289
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:21,640
I'll talk all about it.

1290
00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:22,640
Yeah.

1291
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:30,240
But also if we are going to talk games epic game store, which I'm going to actually I'll

1292
00:52:30,240 --> 00:52:31,640
recommend I'll rec react.

1293
00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:36,240
I'll rec rec a platform, which is epic game store.

1294
00:52:36,240 --> 00:52:39,800
You have a if you have a PC, get yourself epic game store.

1295
00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:43,120
You just go to it once a week and you get the free game.

1296
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:44,120
I was going to say I got all three.

1297
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:48,440
I got epic, Gog and Amazon, Amazon.

1298
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:49,440
Actually there's four though.

1299
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:52,080
What's the oh, no, it's it's dog.

1300
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:54,920
It's it's there's a bunch.

1301
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:57,520
But the one that's but they also have free games.

1302
00:52:57,520 --> 00:52:58,520
Yeah.

1303
00:52:58,520 --> 00:52:59,880
The one that's free this this week.

1304
00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:02,160
Damn, I need to collect cars.

1305
00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:03,680
Yeah, cars on here.

1306
00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:05,120
That's fun.

1307
00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:06,120
Big Bang Racing.

1308
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:07,120
This is on Amazon.

1309
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:09,380
But then you always get this.

1310
00:53:09,380 --> 00:53:12,720
But the one that's free is a Pennsylvania Anniversary Edition.

1311
00:53:12,720 --> 00:53:17,520
So it's all the old school Castlevanias, including the ones that are.

1312
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:18,520
Oh, dishonored.

1313
00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:19,520
Definitive Edition, too.

1314
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:20,520
Yeah, there's so much.

1315
00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:25,520
So you go through and claim them all.

1316
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:27,020
You just claim everything.

1317
00:53:27,020 --> 00:53:29,240
And if you have everything set up the way it is, that's easy.

1318
00:53:29,240 --> 00:53:30,240
And those change weekly.

1319
00:53:30,240 --> 00:53:31,240
Yeah.

1320
00:53:31,240 --> 00:53:36,280
We put in a you got to really be on it because like I missed out.

1321
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:39,920
They gave away Suicide Squad killed Justice League for free one day.

1322
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:40,920
Fuck it.

1323
00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:41,920
I missed it.

1324
00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:44,400
I think they've given away so much.

1325
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:45,400
But yeah, cool.

1326
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:47,000
That's what Epic Games Store.

1327
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:48,000
Get yourself Castlevania.

1328
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,000
How about you, Brendan?

1329
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:56,200
Yeah, I mean, I guess on my spare time, I've just still been listening to the Game of Thrones

1330
00:53:56,200 --> 00:54:02,640
books and I'm like about to finish book three.

1331
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:03,640
That one is.

1332
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:09,320
I think it's a storm of storm of shadow storm of sport, storm of sorts.

1333
00:54:09,320 --> 00:54:13,640
So it's three and four that are parallel on the book.

1334
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:14,640
All of them are kind of go together.

1335
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:17,280
Well, no, there's a parallel, but aren't two of them parallel?

1336
00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:18,480
They're having the same time.

1337
00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:19,480
I think that's four and five.

1338
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:20,480
Four and five.

1339
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:21,480
I think that's four and five.

1340
00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:27,520
But I'm about to finish book three and a lot of things happen in book three.

1341
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:30,120
A lot of big events, in my opinion.

1342
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:32,080
And it's great.

1343
00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:33,080
It's been enjoyable.

1344
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:36,720
I mean, I'm doing an audiobook version of it.

1345
00:54:36,720 --> 00:54:41,080
It's kind of it's a little jarring with with the reader kind of saying names differently

1346
00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:43,280
than they do on the show.

1347
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:45,280
So it's kind of like it's a norris.

1348
00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:47,740
Yeah, like it's some things are slightly different.

1349
00:54:47,740 --> 00:54:51,400
So it's like you get used to it, but it kind of throws me off a little bit and then it

1350
00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:53,320
gets my mind sidetracked for a second.

1351
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:57,920
But then I have to bring myself back into it because it's there's a lot going on.

1352
00:54:57,920 --> 00:55:01,120
Like they diverge from what you're watching already.

1353
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:03,440
There's there's subtle differences.

1354
00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:08,200
There's some bigger ones like there's a lot more characters in the book.

1355
00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:09,200
That's one of the main things.

1356
00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:10,200
A lot more characters.

1357
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:14,400
All of the just random background characters have names in the book.

1358
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:16,960
And it's like, you know, just so many.

1359
00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:18,960
Because he goes like he does indexes.

1360
00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:19,960
Yeah.

1361
00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:20,960
Yeah.

1362
00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:21,960
There's so many even watching the show.

1363
00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:22,960
There's so many fucking.

1364
00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:23,960
Yeah.

1365
00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:24,960
There's a lot of characters.

1366
00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:25,960
Period.

1367
00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:27,160
I had to dumb it down for the show.

1368
00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:30,640
But the book is there's it's a lot like it's yeah.

1369
00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:35,320
It almost feels like the Bible, you know, Genesis and the Bible, like with all the names.

1370
00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:36,320
Oh, yeah.

1371
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:40,560
You get him and then this person, this person, Jebediah, we got this person.

1372
00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:42,040
Yeah, it's insane.

1373
00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:43,160
It's a lot.

1374
00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:48,840
And his just the way he writes his descriptions of things like he'll go on for, you know,

1375
00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:54,740
good 10 minutes about just the environment, you know, just kind of painting a picture

1376
00:55:54,740 --> 00:55:57,240
in your head of the scenery, which is great.

1377
00:55:57,240 --> 00:55:58,240
Yeah.

1378
00:55:58,240 --> 00:56:01,400
It's great, but there's some scenes where it's like, all right, I didn't need that much

1379
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:03,120
to like some of the sex scenes and stuff.

1380
00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:05,320
Listen, that's why we were talking earlier about Robert McCammon.

1381
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:07,000
It's the exact same.

1382
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:08,000
Yeah.

1383
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:11,560
Because when I first started reading, I was like, geez, but but as you go, it gets better.

1384
00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:12,560
It gets better.

1385
00:56:12,560 --> 00:56:16,520
But when you start reading an author that's like that at the very beginning, you're like,

1386
00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:19,120
Jesus Christ, is anything ever going to happen?

1387
00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:23,640
But we spent three pages describing his manhood like what the hell.

1388
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:28,320
We need to know which way it leans, I guess.

1389
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:32,000
Once you get into it, then it helps you later in the character development.

1390
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:33,000
Yeah.

1391
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:36,800
I mean, the manhood description and things like that, the sexual descriptions, I could

1392
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:37,800
use less.

1393
00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:38,800
That's him.

1394
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:39,800
That's him.

1395
00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:40,800
I can use less of that.

1396
00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:41,800
Like, I'm OK.

1397
00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:42,800
Yeah.

1398
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:44,360
Martin really wants you to know about the manhood.

1399
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:47,000
Because he's it's it's like projection.

1400
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:49,640
He wants his manhood to look like the manhood he's describing.

1401
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:50,640
Yes.

1402
00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:53,120
He thinks the manhood is we're talking penises, people.

1403
00:56:53,120 --> 00:56:58,080
He wants the manhood to have a certain distinct silhouette in the sun.

1404
00:56:58,080 --> 00:57:04,400
It's like, oh, it's like my my manhood rose and the sun hit it at such an angle that I

1405
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:07,200
knew the time was past noon.

1406
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:12,280
He just uses it for what we would just take for granted.

1407
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:15,080
He uses manhoods to his advantage in these books.

1408
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:16,080
Yeah.

1409
00:57:16,080 --> 00:57:19,560
But I mean, maybe in a couple of weeks, it'll be three or four and five of my new favorites.

1410
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:20,560
But we'll see.

1411
00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:22,160
Three so far has been my favorite book.

1412
00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:23,160
Oh, yeah.

1413
00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:26,600
So we got Game of Thrones Book Three from Brandon.

1414
00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:30,600
We have straight in a store, larger, epic game store launcher brand.

1415
00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:34,680
This has been one of the best rec recs of all time.

1416
00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:35,680
Michael.

1417
00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:36,680
OK.

1418
00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:40,720
And we did in an episode we recorded earlier today just for timeline purposes.

1419
00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:42,080
It's a Christmas episode.

1420
00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:43,880
We talked a little bit about this already.

1421
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:48,840
But the only thing really extra I did this week is somehow I wrote myself into watching

1422
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:53,480
four hours a box, which I haven't watched in years last night.

1423
00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:56,560
And that was last night in real time for us, which this will come out just in two weeks.

1424
00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:58,440
We did as bad as when we talked about it earlier.

1425
00:57:58,440 --> 00:57:59,440
Tyson Paul.

1426
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:00,440
Yeah.

1427
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:01,440
The Tyson Paul fight.

1428
00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:05,880
Watch the Tyson Paul fight and a couple other fights that preceded it, which the other fights

1429
00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:06,880
were great last night.

1430
00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:10,440
The Tyson Paul fight is what I want to get at.

1431
00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:14,920
People been telling me certain people that we live in a simulation.

1432
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:21,960
I'm starting to believe that fight was as simulated as everything, anything I've ever

1433
00:58:21,960 --> 00:58:24,200
seen before.

1434
00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:27,360
That was almost choreographed.

1435
00:58:27,360 --> 00:58:33,800
I usually don't want to say, you know, this shit's fake, but that was some WWE shit.

1436
00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:37,040
It was like some straight up WWE shit.

1437
00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:38,040
That was pathetic.

1438
00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:43,000
It was like, and with the and with the way Netflix crashed and everybody had to watch

1439
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:47,680
it on potatoes quality, it looked like they were PS2 graphics.

1440
00:58:47,680 --> 00:58:49,640
It looked like Punch Out.

1441
00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:50,640
Yeah.

1442
00:58:50,640 --> 00:58:53,000
It looked like Punch Out version of Mike Tyson.

1443
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:55,800
And it looked like Jake Paul's been playing that game since he was a kid.

1444
00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:57,720
And he just knew how to he knew all the buttons.

1445
00:58:57,720 --> 00:58:58,720
Just jab, right?

1446
00:58:58,720 --> 00:58:59,720
Yeah.

1447
00:58:59,720 --> 00:59:06,120
Just stay outside of Mike Tyson's range and just jab, jab, jab, jab, throw 300 punches,

1448
00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:09,680
400 punches instead of Mike Tyson's like 100.

1449
00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:11,160
And then, you know, yeah.

1450
00:59:11,160 --> 00:59:13,960
And it was so what are you recommending exactly?

1451
00:59:13,960 --> 00:59:18,360
I'm recommending don't watch anything live on Netflix.

1452
00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:22,360
Maybe this is the first anti recommendation.

1453
00:59:22,360 --> 00:59:28,360
I give you the power of Bebo and you turn this into the most anti wreck wreck.

1454
00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:32,640
I was going to say or do because we were pretty, pretty good, pretty busy last night.

1455
00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:35,080
Like it kind of it was it was nice.

1456
00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:36,080
Ran all three of us.

1457
00:59:36,080 --> 00:59:37,080
It made you busy.

1458
00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:38,080
Yeah.

1459
00:59:38,080 --> 00:59:39,400
Listen, I'm sure it's going to come out and it's good.

1460
00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:40,720
The numbers are going to be insane.

1461
00:59:40,720 --> 00:59:41,720
Yeah.

1462
00:59:41,720 --> 00:59:42,720
Yeah.

1463
00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:43,720
Everybody's watching it.

1464
00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:45,400
The fact that they could it's on Netflix.

1465
00:59:45,400 --> 00:59:46,400
Yeah.

1466
00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:47,400
Everybody has Netflix.

1467
00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:49,840
Everybody has Netflix or knows somebody that knows somebody.

1468
00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:50,840
Whatever.

1469
00:59:50,840 --> 00:59:53,880
And every bar was playing it every day, which I don't know how that worked out.

1470
00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:57,440
I yeah, that probably was because that's generally not legal now, but they were just putting

1471
00:59:57,440 --> 00:59:58,720
right in ads and stuff.

1472
00:59:58,720 --> 00:59:59,720
So I don't really know.

1473
00:59:59,720 --> 01:00:00,720
Yeah.

1474
01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:03,920
They're probably just plugging in, you know, a fire stick or whatever and just playing.

1475
01:00:03,920 --> 01:00:04,920
Yeah.

1476
01:00:04,920 --> 01:00:05,920
That's what they did at the other store.

1477
01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:07,400
They were playing it on their TV in the lobby.

1478
01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:08,880
And I was like, it's all you can hear.

1479
01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:11,800
And I'm like, damn, dude, like your customers stand right here.

1480
01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:12,800
Yeah.

1481
01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:15,800
How are they going to we don't have any customers.

1482
01:00:15,800 --> 01:00:16,800
We don't have any.

1483
01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:17,800
OK.

1484
01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:19,800
Like, shit, we've been busy.

1485
01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:20,800
OK.

1486
01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:21,800
Sorry.

1487
01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:23,360
Well, they're in they're in old blood.

1488
01:00:23,360 --> 01:00:26,360
Their people can't afford a fire stick.

1489
01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:27,360
Yeah.

1490
01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:32,080
1999 will break them.

1491
01:00:32,080 --> 01:00:37,160
Their fire stick is a stick on fire that can help them light fires at the trash cans to

1492
01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:38,160
keep them warm.

1493
01:00:38,160 --> 01:00:39,160
They're not used to the smoke.

1494
01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:40,160
They're math.

1495
01:00:40,160 --> 01:00:41,160
Yeah.

1496
01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:42,160
Those are their fire sticks.

1497
01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:44,040
So great.

1498
01:00:44,040 --> 01:00:49,160
We have Epic Games Store Launcher, a third book from a series that came out 25 years

1499
01:00:49,160 --> 01:00:50,920
ago, it feels like.

1500
01:00:50,920 --> 01:00:55,280
And of course, the anti the first ever anti recommendation.

1501
01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:57,880
Don't watch anything live on Netflix.

1502
01:00:57,880 --> 01:01:00,760
Netflix, please sponsor us in the future.

1503
01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:04,160
We would love to be a part of your growing business.

1504
01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:05,360
I would do a live event.

1505
01:01:05,360 --> 01:01:08,000
I would absolutely do a live event.

1506
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:15,920
So with all that said, we sadly come to a close of another beautiful and wonderful episode

1507
01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:17,960
of Fried Rice podcast.

1508
01:01:17,960 --> 01:01:21,080
If you've noticed, there's a lot less arguing, a lot less violence in the air.

1509
01:01:21,080 --> 01:01:23,480
I think Andy's learning the Christmas spirit.

1510
01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:24,480
It's the Christmas spirit.

1511
01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:25,480
That's what it is.

1512
01:01:25,480 --> 01:01:26,480
It'll come back next year.

1513
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:29,720
Don't say it squeezes fat white ass down that chimney is going to find a jolly bunch of

1514
01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:31,480
assholes this side of the night.

1515
01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:32,480
That's right.

1516
01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:33,480
Who says that?

1517
01:01:33,480 --> 01:01:34,480
Clark.

1518
01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:35,480
That's a pretty good line.

1519
01:01:35,480 --> 01:01:36,480
Yeah.

1520
01:01:36,480 --> 01:01:37,480
That what you wanted.

1521
01:01:37,480 --> 01:01:38,480
I want to use that line.

1522
01:01:38,480 --> 01:01:39,480
I'm going to use that line.

1523
01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:40,480
Yeah, like it.

1524
01:01:40,480 --> 01:01:47,400
Well, I didn't use this for some reason in the Scrooge episode, which probably I should

1525
01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:48,400
have.

1526
01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:50,880
But thank you all for joining us.

1527
01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:54,840
Well, I'll use it at the end if I can remember how it goes.

1528
01:01:54,840 --> 01:02:06,600
But with us is always it has been Brennan Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Joy to the world.

1529
01:02:06,600 --> 01:02:09,360
Brennan is a frosty snowman.

1530
01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:14,160
Santa Claus is coming to town.

1531
01:02:14,160 --> 01:02:15,160
Did you just have a stroke?

1532
01:02:15,160 --> 01:02:18,160
I think he's in the midst of a stroke.

1533
01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:21,160
Right now, that was it.

1534
01:02:21,160 --> 01:02:29,120
I'm running out of songs and I'm breaking Shipley up to Boston.

1535
01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:30,120
Have a good night, everybody.

1536
01:02:30,120 --> 01:02:34,040
With us is always it is Michael.

1537
01:02:34,040 --> 01:02:39,920
He is kind of like our Santa Claus if we're just going with someone who by all rights

1538
01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:40,920
shouldn't exist.

1539
01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:44,400
And yet here he is with a white beard.

1540
01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:45,400
Larson.

1541
01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:47,480
Have a good night, everybody.

1542
01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:49,100
And I'm your host.

1543
01:02:49,100 --> 01:02:53,100
And I already forgot the thing that I was going to do just a moment ago.

1544
01:02:53,100 --> 01:02:57,960
So instead, I'm going to say, oh, oh, oh, thank you for joining us.

1545
01:02:57,960 --> 01:02:59,920
And to all a good night.

1546
01:02:59,920 --> 01:03:01,320
Wait, Merry Christmas.

1547
01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:04,360
What what is the little kid saying?

1548
01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:05,360
Screwed.

1549
01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:06,360
That's what I was trying to think.

1550
01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:09,280
What does little tiny Tim say at the end of Christmas Carol?

1551
01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:10,280
God bless us, everyone.

1552
01:03:10,280 --> 01:03:11,280
Oh, yeah.

1553
01:03:11,280 --> 01:03:12,280
Let's do one of those here.

1554
01:03:12,280 --> 01:03:14,720
So I'm going to go I'm going to you give us one of those, Brennan, at the very end.

1555
01:03:14,720 --> 01:03:16,320
OK, give us your tiny Tim.

1556
01:03:16,320 --> 01:03:19,080
You're being tiny Brennan, which is up here.

1557
01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:21,360
It's a little nug Brennan is tiny Brennan.

1558
01:03:21,360 --> 01:03:24,760
But yeah, voice to I don't know you do what you do you.

1559
01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:27,040
So with and I've been Andy Rice.

1560
01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:28,040
This has been Fried Rice podcast.

1561
01:03:28,040 --> 01:03:34,680
And as always, Merry Christmas, everyone, and all the good night.

1562
01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:36,880
God bless us, everyone.

1563
01:03:36,880 --> 01:03:37,880
Oh.

1564
01:03:37,880 --> 01:03:58,360
Awww.