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Train, train!

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Uh, eee!

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And then train noise

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Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga

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Is this movie, is this episode going to make us watch an hour of trains?

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Another train

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Why do they keep talking about trains?

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Yeah, they're, uh, cut back to

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This would be in a comic book, I'd put a little asterisk

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That said, uh, check issue number

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Uh, 63 where Andy

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Uh, and then got so high

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They just put on a train video and just fucking watched

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20 minutes of actual train

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That's our podcast by the way

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It was the episode where we had to watch Singularity so we talked about trains instead

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There we go

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And welcome everybody to another episode of

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Fried Rice Podcast

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The only podcast

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Where you can

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Get fried with me, Andy

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Rice, uh, your host

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I think, uh,

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Hopefully, uh, with me is

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Always, uh,

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It's, it's my good friend

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Brennan

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Dun da dun na da da dun dan

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Dun da, dun na, dun na

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Dun da dun na dun da

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Shipley, up to Boston

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Remember to trust your news sources

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Oh, it's not gonna, no one's gonna

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pay off in December, folks.

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Brandon doesn't know when our filming schedule works.

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So.

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It's more for me than anyone else.

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He listens to this, and he gets a kick

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at his little Easter eggs he leaves

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for himself in the future.

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With me, as always, it is, Michael,

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I think if we, if you and I ended up on a road trip together,

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half, at least half of the shenanigans

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that went down with these two would go down with us,

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you would, of course, gray haired,

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straight, straight, me being just a fat piece of shit,

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ruining everything.

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Larsen.

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Hey, everybody.

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Would you be the one taking your socks off?

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No, well, okay.

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I can't imagine that.

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I can't either, not at all.

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Okay, since, I'm glad you brought that up.

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That, so first off, I've been on a plane

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where a dude next to me took his shoes off,

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and it was gross, and it was just.

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Taking the shoes off, as long as you're not

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bringing your feet up and touching your feet,

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like, okay, keep your feet down there.

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The plane is well ventilated enough

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to where I'm not gonna smell your feet.

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But if you're sitting there playing with your feet,

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taking your socks off next to me, yeah, that's gross.

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Now, last night, I went and saw Venom, the last dance,

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and I was in the, I was at the theaters,

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and I hear, like, a little

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clicking noise, and I'm like, what the fuck is that?

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I'm trying to like, so I'm just kinda casually

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looking around.

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Shh, shh, shh, shh.

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And I look, and right in front of me,

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to the right, in between the little fucking gap

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in the seats, I see a woman cutting her fucking nails.

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Oh, her toenails.

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No, her fingernails.

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At the, just literally, just.

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In the movie theater?

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At the movie theater, just a little light,

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she's just in the light, just clipping her fucking nails.

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Broad view of just anybody.

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It was like packed, I mean, everyone was there.

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I don't know, I got so, I pointed it out to my dad,

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he almost threw up.

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He had to stop eating popcorn for a second,

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he was like, that's gross, dude.

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I'm like, that's the most disgusting,

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I'm sorry if you're listening.

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It's regular fingernails, not toenails.

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I mean, don't get me wrong, it's weird, unhinged behavior.

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Sometimes you use a fingernail clip,

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or you clip it, and it'll fly.

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So somebody's popcorn,

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somebody was eating some fingernails.

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Oh, that's gross.

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Who was in the splash zone, were you?

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No, I was behind.

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Well, sometimes they fly backwards.

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No, I was up, and behind.

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They go up and behind.

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Up and back.

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Well, there was that one little bit of gristle

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I couldn't quite chew down.

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Oh, and then just the cherry on the sundae

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for this little, this kind of a shitty movie experience.

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Movie was great, my dad had a good time,

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but they didn't play the previews.

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What?

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They literally, movie's supposed to start at 645,

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kept us sitting there until 705,

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and then they started Venom.

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They just kept us.

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What theater were you at?

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The Riverside.

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That's weird.

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So they do previews normally,

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so we're sitting there, and I'm literally,

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I'm looking at my, 655 comes around like,

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Main reason I go to the movies.

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Did I fuck, did I mess up the time of this?

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then I saw people getting up and going,

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and one guy came back and he said,

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loudly enough for me to hear,

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I think to his wife who was cutting her nails,

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he was just like, he's like,

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yeah, they're just not playing the previews,

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the movie will just start

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when the previews are supposed to end.

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I'm like, okay, well, couldn't you just play the movie then?

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Give us like, play it 10 minutes early?

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Play it on time?

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I mean, for you, isn't that kind of a good thing?

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Because you don't like seeing the trailers.

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I don't like previews.

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I don't like previews.

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Is it a good thing?

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No.

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Because I sat for 25 minutes doing.

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You didn't have a conversation with your dad?

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I looked at YouTube videos,

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but here's the problem with movie theater conversations.

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It's quiet.

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So you can't have a personal conversation.

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That's true.

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You have to have a very vague,

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how's the weather?

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Let's talk, not politics.

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Let's not get into it right now.

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Small talk.

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Small talk, but you know.

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If you're with your dad, there's not, you know,

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it's just, yeah.

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And so we were looking at, I showed him Moudang,

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the baby hippo and I, you know,

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but still, what a weird experience.

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So anyway, let's get into the movie.

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Oh wait, oh yeah, sorry.

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This is a regular episode.

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This is a, what are we smoking?

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I have Fade Co.

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It's the free stuff you get from Story Cannabis

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when you buy, when you spend over X amount of dollars.

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They give you some Fade Co.

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Premium indoor.

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And I don't know.

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There's a reason it's free.

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Yeah, it's fine.

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I still have an eighth of that that I haven't opened

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that I want to turn into butter.

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Yeah, that's what you,

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I might turn some of this into butter.

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It's, this is velvet pie.

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You guys actually know how to do that?

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Yeah.

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There's no special to, you just pretty much melt it.

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ChatGPT.

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I mean, so like you want to decarbonate the weed.

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So you like kind of want to put your flour in the oven

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at a low temperature for like 20, 30 minutes,

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kind of burn off like outside layers

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that are kind of bad for it.

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Break it down and then obviously melt your butter down

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in a double boiler.

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And then drop your flour in there.

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Let it kind of simmer for an hour or two.

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And then after that,

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then you just strain it out with a cheesecloth

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and let it solidify.

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And I mean, if you want to get fancier with it

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while it's still liquid,

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you could skim off the top layer

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and then you have clarified butter.

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Oh.

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Well, what's the difference between clarified butter?

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It just takes out like the bad fatties,

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the fats and stuff like that.

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Yeah, it takes the fats off.

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Yeah, it's what like-

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The butter you dip your lobster when you go to the-

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It's clarified butter.

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It's clarified butter.

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Like they melt it and then all the stuff

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that flows to the top, they skim it.

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Oh. Yeah.

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So it's pretty good.

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Clarified butter, ghee.

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That's what it's called.

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Ghee, yeah, ghee and is that Indian?

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Indian. Indian, yeah.

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Oh, very cool.

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That's what I brought.

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And then yours sounds interesting.

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Yeah, I brought Zana is the brand and it is cereal milk.

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And it's pretty good.

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Yeah. I've been liking it.

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I do like that they do have their whole terpene profiles

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on the jar, even though I don't really understand

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what it means, but it's still kind of cool to see that.

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32% THC.

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Let's look at these terpenes.

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Yeah, we've got, well, of course,

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you got to have your 1.3 milligrams of myrosine.

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2.8 of lilalool.

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That sounds fake.

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3.4 of limonene.

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I think they made up all these words.

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They probably did.

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Well, limonene sounds-

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Legit, someone let us know in the comments.

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Yeah.

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This is cookies times cherry pie times snowman,

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or crossed with.

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Cookies crossed with cherry pie crossed with snowman.

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You actually times it, but-

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That's good.

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It's almost got like a creamy taste to it too,

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so it's kind of interesting.

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Call it cereal milk and have it kind of taste,

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kind of like cereal.

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Yeah, no, that's great.

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I like milky kind of flavors.

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I like cereal milk.

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I went to, when I first started vaping,

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like the tobacco vape,

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I was looking for flavors,

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and I remember some dude looked down on me

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because I was like, I asked the guy,

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the little bud tender, not bud tender,

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but the vape guy, I was like,

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I'm looking for something deserty,

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you know, like creamy, like milky or whatever.

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He's like, oh yeah, cool, we got some of those.

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But then some guy next to me is like,

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okay, did you just start?

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And I was like, what do you mean?

273
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Did you just start vaping?

274
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I was like, well, yeah, so he was like,

275
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yeah, everyone who just starts like the dessert flavors.

276
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I think once you've been vaping for a while,

277
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you like harder, more fruity, sour flavors.

278
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His voice sounded like that too,

279
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because he's been vaping so long,

280
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he can't talk anymore.

281
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And I'm like, oh, okay.

282
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I'll just take this creamy cereal milk,

283
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fruity pebbles one, please.

284
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And I walked, yeah.

285
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Never went back, never stopped.

286
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I didn't go back there.

287
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No.

288
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Because that dude was like,

289
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douche.

290
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I like to hang out here, man.

291
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Like he'd get like a little seat,

292
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and he would just vape at the seat

293
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and hang out with the other dude.

294
00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:44,640
There's a weird culture for sure.

295
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In the start of the vaping industry.

296
00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:48,000
Well, and it's like that giant store

297
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they built down in town.

298
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Yeah.

299
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It's gotta be money laundering.

300
00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,840
Yeah, I was like, it's gotta be.

301
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How many people are going in that store

302
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and buying those?

303
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Ladies and gentlemen, I promise you,

304
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you don't have a vape store as big as the vape store

305
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we have here in our town.

306
00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:06,880
Someone took what probably was a Kmart.

307
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Furniture store.

308
00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:08,840
Oh, furniture store.

309
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It was a furniture store.

310
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And turned a furniture store, ladies and gentlemen,

311
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and turned it into a vape empire.

312
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Do they sell glass there too,

313
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or is it just vape stuff?

314
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Just vape.

315
00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:20,260
It's just vape stuff?

316
00:10:20,260 --> 00:10:21,100
Just vape stuff.

317
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All the juices that could ever exist,

318
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I think, in one room.

319
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They like manufacturing it there?

320
00:10:26,540 --> 00:10:27,620
No, I mean, maybe.

321
00:10:27,620 --> 00:10:32,160
I actually, so, I went to a place once,

322
00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:34,040
and they're like, all right, what flavor do you like?

323
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And I was like, okay, this one.

324
00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:36,240
It's like, what milligram do you want?

325
00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:38,720
I was like, okay, I'll do the one milligram too,

326
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whatever it was.

327
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They just took it, pulled out a little syringe of nicotine,

328
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and just dropped it in there and stirred it up.

329
00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:46,320
I was like.

330
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That's, my buddy made his own for a while.

331
00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:50,160
Because you could just buy all the different,

332
00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:53,400
the PG and the VG stuff, and mix it all together.

333
00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:54,880
And then the nicotine as well.

334
00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:58,000
The only thing about the nicotine is extremely.

335
00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:58,840
Poisonous.

336
00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:00,520
Yeah, corrosive.

337
00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:02,760
So you had to be very careful when dealing with nicotine

338
00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:05,560
in general, because it can be corrosive.

339
00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:06,400
You know what?

340
00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:09,480
I stole, well, I mean, this was high school,

341
00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:10,760
so I think I can admit to it.

342
00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:13,240
But I like swiped a bottle of nicotine

343
00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,120
out of my science teacher's lab.

344
00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,560
Like a little bottle.

345
00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:18,400
I never used it.

346
00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:23,280
I was, my ideas were probably more sinister.

347
00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:26,960
Like I think I was gonna either poison someone with it, or.

348
00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:28,800
Yeah, because like an eyedropper of that.

349
00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:32,400
Get someone addicted. In a drink will make a person violently.

350
00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,760
Yeah, so in my mind, I didn't want to do that.

351
00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:37,640
In my mind, what I wanted to do is put like a drop.

352
00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:39,160
Get someone addicted to something.

353
00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:40,000
Addicted to water.

354
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,040
But then I didn't do any research.

355
00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:43,920
Yeah, and so I then just,

356
00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:46,240
I never did anything with the bottle.

357
00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:47,080
I just.

358
00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:48,480
Kept it for a bit, threw it away.

359
00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:49,960
No, I think it's still somewhere.

360
00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:52,560
There's a very expired bottle of old nicotine somewhere.

361
00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:53,400
In your parents' house somewhere.

362
00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:55,440
Somewhere in the other house.

363
00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:56,280
Oh, that's funny.

364
00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:57,640
Yeah, I probably tucked it away so good

365
00:11:57,640 --> 00:11:59,840
that the other family. Hit it in the wall.

366
00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:02,080
15 years ago, I haven't found it, 10 years ago.

367
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:06,840
But yeah, so that's What Are We Smoking?

368
00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:08,120
Excellent.

369
00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:12,640
The movie this week is a fucking classic,

370
00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:15,480
and we are ramping up for the holiday season.

371
00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:19,000
Thanksgiving just ended.

372
00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:21,760
Yeah, it's coming up the after Thanksgiving.

373
00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:22,800
Thanksgiving just ended.

374
00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:25,360
I hope you all had a wonderful turkey day.

375
00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:29,800
I got to spend it with Mike and Brandon, probably.

376
00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:31,280
Hopefully that's the plan.

377
00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:32,600
I go to each one of their houses

378
00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:33,760
and I double up on food,

379
00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:36,640
and I tell the same stories over and over again,

380
00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:37,480
but it's fine.

381
00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:38,760
They haven't heard them.

382
00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:40,040
Play blue with my kid.

383
00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:40,880
I play bluey.

384
00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:43,600
I pretend to be, I'm bluey, hello.

385
00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:46,400
It's great.

386
00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:51,320
And we're now getting into the holiday season.

387
00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:52,240
So I thought, all right,

388
00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:55,400
what better way to celebrate Thanksgiving than a movie

389
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,720
all about traveling home for Thanksgiving

390
00:12:57,720 --> 00:13:00,040
to come out the day after Thanksgiving?

391
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:03,240
So planes, trains, and automobiles.

392
00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:05,280
Starring John Candy and Steve Martin.

393
00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:06,560
This is such a fucking classic.

394
00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:08,080
If you have not seen it, stop right now.

395
00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:08,920
Go watch it.

396
00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:09,740
Come back.

397
00:13:09,740 --> 00:13:12,440
Listen to us afterwards.

398
00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:15,000
So, oh, you know I like an opening credits

399
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,920
that tells you what a movie's about,

400
00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:19,680
and this opening credits is just plane noises,

401
00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:21,520
train noises, and automobile noises.

402
00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:25,000
And the fastest scrolling I've ever seen of a title.

403
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,120
And that's the only credit in the beginning.

404
00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:28,040
It's just that title.

405
00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:30,240
It scrolls so fast.

406
00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:31,080
It's great.

407
00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:32,720
I had to rewind it, actually.

408
00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:35,200
I thought I was on fast forward.

409
00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:36,720
I was like, it's so fast.

410
00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:38,600
Am I watching this at handy speed?

411
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:39,440
Yes.

412
00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:43,160
So, yeah, I loved it.

413
00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:44,000
Super quick.

414
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:48,760
There, oh, so we're introduced to Steve Martin.

415
00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:51,320
He's trying to get home for the holidays,

416
00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:53,200
and right off the bat, you said earlier,

417
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,840
you were like, do we get a surprise cameo from a,

418
00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:57,840
not a cameo, a bit part,

419
00:13:57,840 --> 00:14:00,160
because he wasn't famous at this point,

420
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:02,300
of Kevin Bacon and Steve Martin trying to run

421
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,120
to catch a taxi.

422
00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:07,000
I put, this is why six degrees of Kevin Bacon is so easy.

423
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,840
He's fucking everywhere.

424
00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:11,520
It's just you can't be, he's trying to take your taxi, Kev.

425
00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:13,580
He's so young, and what's amazing,

426
00:14:13,580 --> 00:14:14,800
when you look at him in this,

427
00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:16,040
and then you look at Steve Martin,

428
00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:18,440
and Steve Martin looks exactly the same.

429
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:22,000
And Kevin Bacon looks like a kid.

430
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,280
Yeah, that's crazy.

431
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,000
This is before Tremors.

432
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,000
This is before,

433
00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:29,480
what was earlier?

434
00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:30,600
Well, because that was a reference

435
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,400
to another one of his movies.

436
00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,840
I read in the trivia, I forgot what movie it was,

437
00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:37,760
but it was a scene taken from one of his movies,

438
00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:39,880
but it's like him racing with a,

439
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,400
like a bike, person on a bike,

440
00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:43,080
instead of like Steve Martin.

441
00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:46,000
I forgot what movie it was though.

442
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:50,000
So they just did a direct like reference to that.

443
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,000
So if you were a fan of that other movie

444
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,600
that was maybe popular,

445
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:56,220
you would've gotten a kick out of that scene,

446
00:14:56,220 --> 00:14:57,720
having Steve Martin race against him.

447
00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:58,800
Yeah, exactly.

448
00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:00,200
Because I think it was like one of his movies

449
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,120
that was popular at the time.

450
00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:02,960
It was like one of the movies

451
00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:04,840
that came out right before that.

452
00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:06,040
Well, if you find it, let me know.

453
00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:07,160
Footloose?

454
00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:08,400
Not Footloose, yeah.

455
00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:10,760
That'd be great.

456
00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:12,560
Oh, because he wasn't in New York

457
00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:16,720
against a bike passenger.

458
00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:21,720
My controversial take at the top of this,

459
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,360
maybe not that controversial,

460
00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:25,920
is I don't think John Cady's character,

461
00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:30,200
Dale, does anything wrong in this movie.

462
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:33,000
Like he does a lot of things accidentally,

463
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:36,680
he's clumsy, sure, but he's not at one point,

464
00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:38,320
does he do anything maliciously wrong.

465
00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:39,400
Oh, it's never malicious.

466
00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:41,720
To impede their journey or to hurt anybody.

467
00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:42,960
Did you find out what movie it was?

468
00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:44,120
I gotta hold on.

469
00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:44,960
I'm gonna miss it.

470
00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:45,920
I gotta look too different.

471
00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:47,520
It's okay, you know what?

472
00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:48,360
Just forget it.

473
00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:50,160
Just forget it, we'll come back.

474
00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:51,640
Because now you have to go into Prime Video

475
00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:52,880
to look at their trivia?

476
00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:54,000
Yeah, that's where it was.

477
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,800
That's for, no, it's not worth it.

478
00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:57,640
It's not worth it.

479
00:15:58,720 --> 00:15:59,560
It's okay.

480
00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:00,680
That's fine.

481
00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:03,360
Yeah, even though I gave you the password last week.

482
00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:04,380
I just haven't turned it on.

483
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:05,220
That's okay.

484
00:16:05,220 --> 00:16:07,000
So that's my thing, I don't think Dale

485
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,920
does anything wrong in this movie.

486
00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:10,000
He's a sweet guy.

487
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,800
He's, so,

488
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:16,560
Katie, but then my next note is

489
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,120
Dale taking his shoes off.

490
00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:20,400
Right, which is gross.

491
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:21,840
Which we talked about.

492
00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:23,040
I think that's super gross.

493
00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:25,160
I think we should absolutely ban that.

494
00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:26,160
It should be outlawed.

495
00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:27,800
The movie was Quicksilver.

496
00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:28,880
Oh, okay.

497
00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:32,360
I'm sure that there's one of our listeners right now

498
00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:33,200
that's losing their fucking mind.

499
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,600
Quicksilver 1980s.

500
00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:36,720
They're like, it's Quicksilver!

501
00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:37,560
Quicksilver!

502
00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:38,400
Quicksilver!

503
00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:41,160
Uh, screaming at us.

504
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:43,440
I thought it was, Ben Stein should have,

505
00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:45,800
one of the names should have been like,

506
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:46,640
Bueller. Bueller.

507
00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:47,460
That would have been funny,

508
00:16:47,460 --> 00:16:49,000
but I don't think that was out yet.

509
00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:54,040
I'm not taking Bobby's taxi.

510
00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:55,920
If I had, if that pulled up in front of me,

511
00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:58,160
I'm calling a different taxi company.

512
00:16:58,160 --> 00:16:59,000
Not doing it.

513
00:16:59,000 --> 00:16:59,880
He was in a hurry.

514
00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:01,840
Yeah, but ridiculous.

515
00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:04,520
Just wanna take him the scenic route.

516
00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:07,680
But I like how John Cain is just like,

517
00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:10,360
or Dale's just tries to make friends with everybody.

518
00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:11,720
It's sweet.

519
00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:15,000
I really like his character and he's super sweet.

520
00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:19,720
I think Steve Martin's a fucking prick in this

521
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:21,960
and I don't think he ever gets redeemed.

522
00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:23,960
At the end a little bit,

523
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,320
but I still think it's too little too late.

524
00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:29,920
And I think if Dale wasn't alone,

525
00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:32,000
he would have, and had more self-respect,

526
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:32,960
he would have realized that.

527
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:34,400
And like earlier on in the movie,

528
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,760
would have told fucking Neil to fuck off.

529
00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:37,600
Because-

530
00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:39,120
What he did eventually though, basically.

531
00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:41,680
He sorta had a stern talking to,

532
00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:43,040
but then like immediately,

533
00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:45,560
but then remember he turns his head

534
00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:46,560
to see if he's looking.

535
00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:47,400
Yeah.

536
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,240
Yeah.

537
00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:50,160
Using it just because he was lonely.

538
00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:51,000
He was lonely.

539
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,320
That's kind of the story of the whole story.

540
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:53,680
Yeah.

541
00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:55,280
Lonely Dale.

542
00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:56,880
Very lonely.

543
00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:58,760
We don't find out why until the last scene

544
00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:00,080
of the movie, basically.

545
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,840
I actually, maybe it's because I've seen the movie

546
00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:03,000
so many times, but I was just like,

547
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,400
they gotta make it apparent that his wife's dead.

548
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:07,320
Like he has a big framed picture of her

549
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:10,440
that he brings out and puts on his nightstand every night.

550
00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:12,240
That seems like your wife's dead shit.

551
00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:15,000
It seems like a traveling salesman who misses his life.

552
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,240
Yeah, he's a traveling salesman.

553
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:18,800
So he hasn't, you know, he hadn't been home in eight years.

554
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:20,200
Yeah.

555
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:23,880
Yeah, again, I think I have watchers bias.

556
00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:24,800
Yeah, you've seen it before.

557
00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:25,800
Yeah, that's why.

558
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,440
Although I wanna say,

559
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:32,280
traveling salesman for shower curtain rings,

560
00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:33,360
maybe the dumbest.

561
00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:34,200
Yeah.

562
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,040
But.

563
00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:36,640
It was the eighties.

564
00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:37,880
Pre-internet.

565
00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:39,720
Pre-internet eighties.

566
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:40,920
How were people supposed to know

567
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,320
what shower ring curtains they wanted?

568
00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:44,160
So.

569
00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:45,000
Sears.

570
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,640
I'm just thinking, well, I mean, obviously.

571
00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:47,520
Sears was the round.

572
00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:48,360
Yeah.

573
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:50,400
I think there was a catalog.

574
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:51,320
Walmart.

575
00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:53,160
Walmart existed.

576
00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:55,000
It wasn't 1922.

577
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:55,840
Yeah, you're right.

578
00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:57,880
Yeah, this wasn't the Dust Bowl.

579
00:18:57,880 --> 00:18:58,800
Great Depression.

580
00:18:58,800 --> 00:18:59,920
He's trying to like.

581
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:03,720
No, but I think he specifically was going to hotels and stuff.

582
00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:05,280
I think he was going to like.

583
00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:06,120
Businesses.

584
00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:07,080
Or the one that went to businesses,

585
00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:08,760
to like Home Depot or Ace Hardware

586
00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:10,680
and sold them to shower curtains or whatever.

587
00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:11,640
I get that and I know,

588
00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:13,880
but usually I don't think it's one item like that.

589
00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:16,520
I think those kinds of salesmen have a lot of things.

590
00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:17,360
Well, he.

591
00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:18,200
Not one item.

592
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,720
But that was, no, no, he had a sample pouch

593
00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:21,760
that had a bunch of them in there.

594
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:23,520
But I'm saying they would sell shower curtain rings

595
00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:26,680
and shower curtains and different things for the shower.

596
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:27,520
Yeah.

597
00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:28,360
One item.

598
00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:29,200
Shower caddy.

599
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:30,040
Yeah.

600
00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:31,520
So that's a little silly.

601
00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:32,360
You're right.

602
00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:36,360
I think the guy, well, Steve Martin, John, isn't much better.

603
00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:39,440
He just works with a guy that can't tell the difference.

604
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:41,200
Did you guys watch the post credit?

605
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:42,360
No, I fell asleep.

606
00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:43,840
So I didn't finish it.

607
00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:45,680
I let it play for a couple of minutes

608
00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:46,720
and didn't think there was one.

609
00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:47,880
Oh, you gotta let it play to the end.

610
00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:51,800
So the post credit, it cuts back to the executive guy.

611
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:53,600
And he's still looking at the pictures.

612
00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:55,480
Yeah.

613
00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:58,800
So that was pretty funny.

614
00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:04,760
We OK, so I think at one point, Dale pulls a lighter out

615
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:06,760
to read by the light of his lighter.

616
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:08,360
I'm like, that's stupid.

617
00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:09,680
Well, speaking of lighters, that's

618
00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:12,440
one of the things I've noticed stands out in this movie now.

619
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:17,320
Watching this movie today, there is smoke everywhere.

620
00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:18,360
It's so weird.

621
00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:21,520
Every office, every train station.

622
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:23,560
Oh, people smoking the entire time.

623
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:24,520
People were smoking.

624
00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:25,280
At the restaurant.

625
00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:26,080
Everywhere.

626
00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:26,720
And it's.

627
00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:27,240
Dude.

628
00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:28,680
My first thought during that scene

629
00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:30,680
when they're all smoking in the restaurants is like,

630
00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:33,280
God, it must have sucked to have been a dishwasher back then

631
00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:35,360
because you just cigarette butts everywhere.

632
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:35,960
Just everything.

633
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:36,960
Everything.

634
00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:38,480
To be a customer back then.

635
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:40,600
Yeah, because there was no escaping.

636
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:41,760
There was no escaping.

637
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:43,880
Oh, well, for sure, we were kids when there's still

638
00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:45,600
smoking sections, right?

639
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:47,760
But there were sections not everywhere.

640
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:48,240
Yeah.

641
00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:48,880
Or here.

642
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:49,720
But then you.

643
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:51,120
But when you have a smoking section,

644
00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:53,120
the whole place smells like smoke.

645
00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:55,400
But there's restaurants in some of the casinos that have

646
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,080
smoking sections still.

647
00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:57,720
Like.

648
00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:58,240
Here?

649
00:20:58,240 --> 00:20:58,720
Yeah.

650
00:20:58,720 --> 00:20:59,920
At the Avi.

651
00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:00,720
The.

652
00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:03,440
There's a smoking section in the restaurant, the Avi?

653
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:06,600
I think there's the Road Runner Cafe.

654
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:08,080
Do they not have a smoking section?

655
00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:09,120
I don't think so anymore.

656
00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:10,440
I feel like I've been there.

657
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:11,360
The Road Runner.

658
00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:12,400
I think they used to.

659
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,080
I do remember them having one.

660
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:16,720
I feel like since moving out here,

661
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:17,240
with my old boss.

662
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:19,160
The Road Runner Cafe on the parkway?

663
00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:20,000
On Avi.

664
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,360
No, he's talking about at the Avi.

665
00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:22,120
At the Avi.

666
00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:23,280
Or they have a cafe there.

667
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:26,680
And I think in the cafe, there's a smoking section.

668
00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:27,920
That's interesting.

669
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:28,440
Because.

670
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:30,560
Casinos are like the only place left that has that much

671
00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:31,280
smoke in them.

672
00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:35,440
If you go to the Golden Nugget, you go to the restaurant there.

673
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:36,560
There's no smoking in it.

674
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:38,400
But the whole restaurant smells like smoke

675
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,040
because it's so close to the floor.

676
00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:40,560
Yeah.

677
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:42,480
And that's probably why they.

678
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:43,920
Don't have a smoking section in there.

679
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:45,320
Because you can just step out on the floor

680
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:46,080
and have your drags come back in.

681
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:48,000
And that might be why there's a smoking section

682
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:48,440
in the other one.

683
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:49,800
Because it already smells like smoke.

684
00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:50,440
It's so close.

685
00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:50,840
And they're like, fuck it.

686
00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:51,640
Yeah.

687
00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:52,200
I don't know.

688
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:54,400
But I'm so glad that there's not all that secondhand fucking

689
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,160
smoke everywhere now in the world.

690
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:56,640
Yeah.

691
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:57,520
I mean, I'm a smoker.

692
00:21:57,520 --> 00:21:59,560
And I prefer non-smoking in restaurants.

693
00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:01,240
Because I want to eat my food.

694
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:03,200
And then if I want to go smoke, I'll go outside.

695
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:04,200
I went to non-smoking.

696
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:04,720
Yeah.

697
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:05,720
It's never been.

698
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:07,360
Like, I've never smoked in my house.

699
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:07,840
Yeah.

700
00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:08,320
Yeah.

701
00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:10,480
It is hard to be a smoker now.

702
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:12,720
Like, go to amusement park and try to be a smoker.

703
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:14,680
There's one or two smoking sections.

704
00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:16,480
You got to go outside the park.

705
00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:18,200
Most of them, you got to go outside the park and come back

706
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:18,720
in.

707
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:20,760
Or you bring a fucking vape.

708
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:21,360
And hide it.

709
00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:22,000
And you hide it.

710
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:22,440
Or you sneak off.

711
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:23,080
Yeah.

712
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:24,080
Which I don't do that.

713
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:25,320
I can't do that.

714
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:25,840
I can't.

715
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:28,000
I see people all day when I'm at theme parks.

716
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,160
And I want to just go out and find the smoking section

717
00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:30,520
and go.

718
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:31,760
And I'm just like, fuck it.

719
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:34,320
I use Zen pouches or something like that instead.

720
00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:36,120
But I just see people walk around hitting their vapes

721
00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:36,920
and crowds of people.

722
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:38,400
I'm like, I can't fucking do that.

723
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:39,080
I'm not that guy.

724
00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:41,080
I wouldn't do it in a crowded person.

725
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:44,880
I find it as secluded of an area as I can.

726
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:47,800
Like, in Disneyland, if you go to the Bugs Life area,

727
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:52,720
there's a family bathroom that's pretty solid to go hit some

728
00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:53,240
weed in.

729
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:54,040
Right by the scents.

730
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:55,760
And there's the scent things over there.

731
00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:57,800
Like, it has the smells of the flowers.

732
00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:58,520
Oh.

733
00:22:58,520 --> 00:22:59,040
Yeah.

734
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:00,000
You can hide your smell.

735
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,040
You can hide your smell, yeah.

736
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:01,760
I didn't know that.

737
00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:02,800
See, I don't smell.

738
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:05,280
So I wonder if that was just an added bonus

739
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:06,320
when we never got caught.

740
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:07,520
Interesting.

741
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,200
But that's why your friend suggested

742
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:10,360
to go over there, probably.

743
00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:10,920
Yeah.

744
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:11,840
I know you can't smell it.

745
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:13,240
But it smells good over here.

746
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:14,880
Yeah, that must be it.

747
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:16,560
But yeah.

748
00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:24,240
Also, if you go to be a smoker at an airport,

749
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:26,640
some airports are ridiculous.

750
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:28,520
Like, the smoking situation, either you

751
00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:30,360
have to go outside the airport completely.

752
00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:31,760
Or I was traveling.

753
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:35,560
I went to South Carolina.

754
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:39,000
The airport there, the smoking section

755
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,840
was like this indoor box thing.

756
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:43,480
Oh, god.

757
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:45,320
That's what St. Louis had.

758
00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:48,480
You had to double your exposure of the smoke.

759
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,720
You're sitting there, everyone's just chain smoking.

760
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:51,520
Hot box.

761
00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:52,920
It's gross, dude.

762
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:54,080
Probably reek when you come in.

763
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:56,360
I don't know, because I think we were talking

764
00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:58,200
about this because of this movie.

765
00:23:58,200 --> 00:23:59,760
No one hardly, I mean, you smoke,

766
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:01,800
but one of very few anymore.

767
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:02,440
There's not.

768
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:03,440
Yeah.

769
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:05,960
The restaurant industry is notoriously bad for smokers.

770
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:07,000
It has a lot of smokers.

771
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:07,480
Yeah.

772
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,560
And even we're down under 50% now.

773
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:11,680
And it used to be 100% of restaurants.

774
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:12,640
Yeah.

775
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,640
And we're under 50% now, I'd say.

776
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:17,880
And other places, I think it's under like, I'm guessing

777
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:19,080
maybe 10% of people anymore.

778
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:21,360
I think the vapes and other things like that

779
00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:22,280
have kind of changed it.

780
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:23,080
The vapes have taken it away, yeah.

781
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:25,080
So it's like everybody vapes now instead.

782
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:28,920
Vapes or Zins, they do some sort of nicotine absorption

783
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:29,880
another way.

784
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:30,560
Or they don't.

785
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:32,200
Well, yeah, because nicotine's not bad for you.

786
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:34,040
I mean, obviously you can overdose on it.

787
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:36,520
But it's not, as far as doing any damage to you,

788
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:37,400
nicotine's fine.

789
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,440
You can have all the Zin you want, and it can do anything.

790
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:40,600
Nicotine's actually, yeah, it helps.

791
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:41,640
It's actually a stimulant.

792
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:42,120
It helps you.

793
00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:43,600
It makes your brain work faster.

794
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:44,320
It does.

795
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:45,760
OK.

796
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:46,600
Want to try?

797
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:48,120
No.

798
00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:49,080
It took me so long to stop.

799
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:50,680
He's like, I don't want to get addicted to something else.

800
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:51,880
See if it keeps you on track.

801
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:54,600
No, I've had Zins.

802
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:56,680
It's not for me.

803
00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:57,960
I am trying this other one.

804
00:24:57,960 --> 00:24:59,320
It's called Cannadips.

805
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:00,760
And they're like hemp.

806
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:02,080
Hemp and CBD.

807
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:03,560
Oh, no, we might have to try that.

808
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:06,200
Yeah, I got, well, I made an order.

809
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:08,040
And then they sent me two automatic orders

810
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:09,040
that they signed me up for.

811
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:10,280
And I'm like, I got to stop that.

812
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:12,320
So I got a bunch of them that I'll bring and give you guys

813
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:12,840
a try.

814
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:13,880
I want to try that, yeah.

815
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:15,960
The ones that I went through was there

816
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:21,160
was these ones that were THC-P. It's

817
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:23,320
a different THC derivative.

818
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:26,000
And they were OK.

819
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:29,120
They kind of just give you a mild buzz, which was not bad.

820
00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:31,000
But the main ones that I really like right now

821
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:34,240
are their CBN and melatonin.

822
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:35,560
Fucking great for sleep.

823
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:39,000
I pop one in, and 30 minutes later, I'm like, OK.

824
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,160
Spit it out, and I'm like, all right, bed, out.

825
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:42,400
Oh, because it's a little pouch.

826
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:43,400
Yeah, it's a little pouch.

827
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:46,280
And then it's, yeah, melatonin kicks in pretty quickly.

828
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:47,640
Yeah, that's dope.

829
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:48,840
Oh, yeah.

830
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:52,320
But I don't want to get into a pouch system right now.

831
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:54,280
These ones, I'll let you at least try it.

832
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:55,320
It's CBD.

833
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:56,400
It's hemp and it's CBD.

834
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:57,400
It's nothing addictive.

835
00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:59,200
All right, I'll try that one.

836
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:00,600
I don't want anything.

837
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,060
I don't care if it hurts me or not.

838
00:26:02,060 --> 00:26:05,040
I don't want to be addicted to anything other than weed, food.

839
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:06,640
There's nothing to be addicted to.

840
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:08,480
Self-hatred.

841
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:09,840
Self-hatred.

842
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:12,520
Podcast that no one listens to.

843
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:14,760
Yeah.

844
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:18,320
Taking notes about a movie that people have done much better

845
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:20,240
coverage over the years.

846
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:24,960
Speaking of which, I think his speech against,

847
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:28,920
I think Neil's speech to Dale was totally fucked up,

848
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:31,040
like so mean, so uncalled for.

849
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:32,960
That should have been the end of it right there.

850
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:33,960
Are you talking about in the hotel room?

851
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:34,760
In the hotel room.

852
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,200
Yeah, right before they go to bed.

853
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:39,960
But, well, I mean, there's no excuse for it.

854
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:41,600
But holy shit, the.

855
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,640
I mean, I'm sure there's someone that you've wanted

856
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:45,640
to say stuff like that to.

857
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:46,400
Me?

858
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:48,400
You mean?

859
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:49,920
Brendan?

860
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:50,840
No, not you.

861
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:52,080
I'm not saying you.

862
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:54,480
I'm saying you've probably met people in your life

863
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:56,200
that you've wanted to say that to.

864
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:59,000
That like, you know, that coworker or something

865
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,360
that you don't like that wants to tell you all these stories.

866
00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:01,960
And you're like, I don't.

867
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:02,720
The person who didn't tip.

868
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:04,480
Yeah, the person who didn't tip that's like,

869
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:05,240
I really appreciate you.

870
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:06,080
I actually want to say to them.

871
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:06,560
Yeah.

872
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:08,280
Wait, you were saying earlier a coworker that

873
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:09,320
tells you all these stories.

874
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:11,480
Are you trying to say something to me?

875
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:11,880
No.

876
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,520
About me being the coworker that says a lot of stories?

877
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:17,680
I wouldn't be here if I didn't enjoy it.

878
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:20,240
Well, I mean, the gun to your head doesn't hurt.

879
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:20,840
That's true.

880
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:22,000
That's true.

881
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,080
That's the only reason I'm here.

882
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:24,640
Help.

883
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:29,440
Well, you know, it's like Dell.

884
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:30,160
The computer?

885
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:30,840
No, Dell.

886
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:31,400
Oh, damn.

887
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:32,880
Sorry.

888
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:35,840
He's like the.

889
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:37,160
He's like a St. Bernard.

890
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:37,800
Yes.

891
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:39,840
That's probably the best thing I can think.

892
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:43,200
Big old clumsy, all the Chinese shop by lovable bullet

893
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:43,720
and chance.

894
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:46,080
Yeah, he screws up all the time, shits in your yard,

895
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:47,080
whatever.

896
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:48,360
But you still got to love it.

897
00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:48,720
Yeah.

898
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:49,240
Yeah.

899
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:51,920
He's going to slobber in your food that you just made it.

900
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:52,960
Yeah, it's going to suck.

901
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:54,800
But you still have to take care of him.

902
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:56,040
You can't yell at him.

903
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:56,520
Yeah.

904
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:58,720
It's fucked up.

905
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:02,760
So there's a lot, whole lot of pig

906
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:05,080
assholes in a transition scene.

907
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:07,760
There's one scene where it just cuts to whatever.

908
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:10,000
There's all these pigs, but they're all facing away

909
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,040
from the camera.

910
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:16,760
And it's just six or seven just big old gaping pig assholes.

911
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:19,000
And I was like, God damn, John Hughes.

912
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:19,520
John Hughes.

913
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:20,040
Yeah.

914
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:21,440
What are you doing?

915
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:22,440
What are you doing?

916
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:23,920
Had to sneak it in there somewhere.

917
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:27,800
Sneak in those fucking assholes somewhere else, bro.

918
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:31,840
Best scene is, of course, Dell.

919
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:33,400
Why are you kissing my ear?

920
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,160
Or why did you kiss my ear?

921
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:37,480
Why are you holding my hand?

922
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:39,120
Where's your other hand?

923
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:40,880
It's between two pillows.

924
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:42,880
Those aren't pillows?

925
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:44,000
And then they stand up.

926
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:44,800
Oh, God.

927
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:47,080
Hell of a game last week.

928
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:48,240
That's the greatest part.

929
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:48,720
Yeah.

930
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:49,240
I love it.

931
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:49,800
So good.

932
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:50,840
That's the best line.

933
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:53,800
When I was telling my dad that we were reviewing this earlier,

934
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,480
that was the one he quoted to.

935
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:56,440
It's so good.

936
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:58,800
So perfectly done.

937
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,920
Movies want to be a comedy.

938
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:02,560
That's how you make a comedy.

939
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:03,400
You know what I mean?

940
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:04,520
Super good.

941
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:06,360
I put, literally my next note was

942
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:07,480
smoking in restaurants.

943
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:09,440
Glad that's over.

944
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:11,760
So we were just talking about it.

945
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:16,360
The dude on the bus was straight up sucking his girlfriend's

946
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:18,360
titties when they were on that bus.

947
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:20,440
And they must have fucked because they were both

948
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:22,440
having a post-coital cigarette.

949
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:23,920
That was a quick one, though.

950
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:24,400
It's fine.

951
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:24,880
They're gone.

952
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:25,640
It's like 10 seconds.

953
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:26,320
Yeah.

954
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:28,400
Right when they turned their heads, they turned back.

955
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:30,080
That was gross.

956
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:32,520
Yeah, telling him, take a picture at last line,

957
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:33,920
I was like, get a fucking room.

958
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:34,440
Yeah.

959
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:34,920
Get a room.

960
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:38,080
And I love Dale's response where he just laughs.

961
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:39,080
He's like, ha ha ha.

962
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:40,080
He got you.

963
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:40,960
He got you.

964
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:43,520
Now, you guys might be young, but I've

965
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:45,840
traveled on bus many times.

966
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:47,840
Because back in the day, that's how you had to do it.

967
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:50,120
Because planes were expensive when I was a kid.

968
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:52,240
I'm surprised their planes existed.

969
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:52,740
Yeah.

970
00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:58,120
But I have seen these things on buses.

971
00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:00,000
I've seen people fuck on buses.

972
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:04,720
I've seen people do everything on buses.

973
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:06,600
If you could take a Greyhound back in the day

974
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:09,800
across the country, the things you would see were amazing.

975
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:14,960
Well, I know one of my buddies, he, like our senior year,

976
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:17,520
he ended up moving to Pennsylvania, kind of.

977
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:20,840
And when he moved back, he couldn't afford to fly back,

978
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:22,880
so he Greyhound back.

979
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:25,800
It took him a week and a half to get back from Pennsylvania.

980
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:26,680
It's insane.

981
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:28,080
And he, yeah.

982
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:29,520
I was like, how much did you spend?

983
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:31,080
He was like, it was like $100.

984
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:32,360
I'm like, was it worth it?

985
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:33,560
And he's like, god, no.

986
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:36,080
Well, no, because you don't realize when you're a kid

987
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:38,040
and you're doing that shit, I did this once.

988
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:41,120
And I had to go from California back to Texas, right?

989
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:43,520
And it took like three days on the bus.

990
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:46,880
Multiple buses, like three days on Greyhound.

991
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:49,880
But you don't realize when you go, well,

992
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:54,360
it was like $89 then, but a plane was like $600.

993
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:58,520
But I think I spent like $450 anyway on food and shit.

994
00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:00,680
So you don't even think about it when you're doing it,

995
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:02,840
but it costs just as much.

996
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:05,160
In the bus driver's mind, or at least that company,

997
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:08,280
they're like, this is an experience.

998
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:10,400
You're getting a cross-country road trip

999
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:13,440
without having the expense of your own car, so enjoy it.

1000
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,240
They don't think like this is you're trying to,

1001
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:18,080
I know it's economy, but fuck.

1002
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:19,160
Yeah, it's expensive.

1003
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:21,200
I'm not ever going to travel.

1004
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:21,760
Don't do it.

1005
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:22,600
I don't want to do it.

1006
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:23,040
No, god no.

1007
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:24,800
I'll walk instead if I have to.

1008
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:25,720
Yeah.

1009
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:27,000
You and me walk.

1010
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,640
I'll just stay home.

1011
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:30,440
But yeah, there was a lot of, I mean,

1012
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:33,040
he was just straight up motorboating his fucking girlfriend

1013
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:34,400
on the bus.

1014
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:39,080
Damn, Neil is fucking mean when he says, let's go.

1015
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:43,640
I can't fucking do my own writing.

1016
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:45,880
But I think it's like, well, let's go different directions.

1017
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:47,760
I think it's time that we started going our,

1018
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:49,600
like we started heading our separate ways.

1019
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:50,960
That was just like, again.

1020
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:53,640
That was when they were hopping on the train, wasn't it?

1021
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:56,560
Yeah, oh, I couldn't get two seats together.

1022
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:57,120
Yeah, yeah.

1023
00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:58,840
So I'm sorry.

1024
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:00,120
I tried.

1025
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:02,320
I would have liked to have seen a scene maybe where

1026
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:06,000
we know for sure that he didn't try.

1027
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,920
Because part of me almost thinks he did.

1028
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:11,440
But then this is the point where he's like, fuck you, Dale.

1029
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:12,800
Still.

1030
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:14,040
I'm guessing he didn't.

1031
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:14,920
I don't think he did.

1032
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:17,080
OK.

1033
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:20,480
The trucks, so they get the train.

1034
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:21,320
The train breaks down.

1035
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:22,720
They rent the car.

1036
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:26,760
And that's where we get the rental car scene.

1037
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:28,920
So now the train comes.

1038
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:30,560
So we get a C-Mart.

1039
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:32,640
He goes and he gets a train.

1040
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:35,840
Or he rents a car.

1041
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:37,720
And he gets dropped off by a shuttle

1042
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:40,680
in the middle of a parking lot that looks like it's acres wide.

1043
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:42,720
And it's like Z5.

1044
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:45,800
It's the only spot that doesn't have a fucking car in it.

1045
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:48,640
He throws the fucking things like, fuck, yeah, shit.

1046
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:50,960
And he goes back inside.

1047
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:54,800
And he starts just laying into the rental car worker.

1048
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:57,440
Hello, how can I help you?

1049
00:32:57,440 --> 00:33:00,920
By finding my fucking car, getting me a fucking ride out

1050
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:03,800
of this fucking dump because I'm on my fucking way home

1051
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:05,360
to fucking Thanksgiving.

1052
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:07,960
I want to see my fucking wife, my fucking kids,

1053
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:10,200
and I'm tired of this fucking day.

1054
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:10,680
Thank you.

1055
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:13,640
And she's like, looks, I don't appreciate the tow.

1056
00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:14,640
I don't give a fuck if you don't.

1057
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:16,040
He just keeps going at her.

1058
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:18,560
And then she goes, all right, do you have the rental agreement?

1059
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:21,560
He says, no, I threw it the fuck away.

1060
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:24,360
And she says, oh, dear.

1061
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:25,600
And it looks like you're fucked.

1062
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:27,520
And it's just perfect delivery.

1063
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:28,360
So good.

1064
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:29,360
Perfect delivery.

1065
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:30,840
So good.

1066
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:32,200
One of the best.

1067
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:33,200
I love it.

1068
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:35,520
Anyone that works in customer service is like, yes,

1069
00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:37,560
this is how I want to handle a customer like that.

1070
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:43,080
Fucking dream would be to lay into somebody like that.

1071
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:43,880
What's the other?

1072
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:44,840
Oh, the trucks.

1073
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:48,360
So when they get their car, and Dale,

1074
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:51,800
it ends up being the worst driver ever, kind of.

1075
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:54,160
Like, keeps fucking around.

1076
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:57,120
And at some point, he throws a cigarette butt in the back,

1077
00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:58,720
and starts warming things up.

1078
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:00,720
It's the point where he has to take his coat off.

1079
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:01,520
His coat gets stuck.

1080
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:04,800
He ends up driving, almost crashing.

1081
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:07,400
And Steve Martin wakes up slowly.

1082
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:09,400
And he's like, oh, what the?

1083
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:09,880
What happened?

1084
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:11,360
He's like, well, we almost hit a deer.

1085
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:13,280
Oh, OK.

1086
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,360
All right, well, let's get back on the road.

1087
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:17,240
They go the wrong way.

1088
00:34:17,240 --> 00:34:19,240
And that's one of the best scenes,

1089
00:34:19,240 --> 00:34:23,080
is that other couple going, you're going the wrong way.

1090
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:26,840
And Steve Martin saying, they say we're going the wrong way.

1091
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:30,960
And Dale's saying, how do they know where we're going?

1092
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:34,520
And him saying, that's a good point.

1093
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:36,480
That's like a Cheech and Chong bit right there.

1094
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:37,440
They must be drinking.

1095
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:38,720
Yeah.

1096
00:34:38,720 --> 00:34:40,120
Oh, that's so well written.

1097
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:41,720
And then they look at it, the two semis.

1098
00:34:41,720 --> 00:34:42,240
Yeah.

1099
00:34:42,240 --> 00:34:42,720
No.

1100
00:34:42,720 --> 00:34:45,120
And I was like, those trucks didn't slow down,

1101
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:47,520
didn't pull apart, didn't break afterwards,

1102
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:51,000
did nothing but almost kill this fucking car.

1103
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:51,800
Like, no.

1104
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:53,600
You would hear, it should have been

1105
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:55,440
a bunch of screeching noises.

1106
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:57,720
And then he pulls his fingers out of the dash.

1107
00:34:57,720 --> 00:34:59,560
And then the steering wheel's all bent down.

1108
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:01,600
Yeah, that's great.

1109
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:06,640
It's all melted afterwards, which is,

1110
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:10,720
and then the truck, the car runs later.

1111
00:35:10,720 --> 00:35:13,440
They get pulled over, and they get a wasted cameo

1112
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:17,480
from whoever that was, the cop.

1113
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:18,800
I've seen him in other things.

1114
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:22,440
He's been an episode of Buffy, but I know that's not

1115
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:23,880
where you guys would know him from.

1116
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:26,040
But he's a character actor.

1117
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:27,280
You've seen him in other things.

1118
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:30,960
But wasted, because it's like a nothing cameo,

1119
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:33,960
just a regular cop role that could

1120
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:35,000
have been played by anybody.

1121
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:35,840
So maybe he wasn't the cameo.

1122
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:37,240
Could have been earlier in his career, yeah.

1123
00:35:37,240 --> 00:35:38,080
Yeah, maybe it wasn't anybody.

1124
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,160
Maybe that was just a cameo, getting him started,

1125
00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:41,040
or like a bit role.

1126
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:42,240
Just a bit role, yeah.

1127
00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:42,800
Oh, OK.

1128
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:43,280
Interesting.

1129
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:51,920
OK, the, oh, yeah, poor Dale, the speech in the car

1130
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:54,800
by himself in the snow, like to his dead wife,

1131
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:55,320
when he's like.

1132
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:56,720
His name is Dell, by the way.

1133
00:35:56,720 --> 00:36:00,320
You keep saying Dale, and it is Dell.

1134
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:01,160
Like the computer?

1135
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:03,800
Yeah, well, with 1L, but yeah.

1136
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:05,640
All right, well, I didn't know.

1137
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:06,960
I wasn't reading subtitles.

1138
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:07,800
I was listening.

1139
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:10,360
They said Dale the whole time.

1140
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:14,040
But yeah, so Dell, Dell's little speech

1141
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:16,120
when he's sitting there in the snow in the car,

1142
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:20,640
just getting snowed on, he's like, I'm a fucking disgrace.

1143
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:22,400
You know, like he feels bad for himself.

1144
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:23,280
And he's like, really?

1145
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:24,560
And I'm like, poor Dell.

1146
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:25,800
Like, that's fucked up, bro.

1147
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:27,440
I kind of felt that way about Dell through the whole movie.

1148
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:27,920
Yeah.

1149
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:29,520
Yeah, poor, poor sweet Dell.

1150
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:32,040
I think that's what they want you to feel, for the most part.

1151
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:35,120
Even though you want to relate with Steve Martin's character

1152
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:37,160
a little bit, because he's just trying

1153
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:38,760
to get home for the holidays.

1154
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:43,560
But he's also extremely agitated with just everything

1155
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:44,880
that's going on.

1156
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:46,960
And then you got Dell.

1157
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:48,080
And he's not making it.

1158
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:50,320
I feel like I do relate more to Steve Martin knowing this,

1159
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:52,440
honestly, because I've flown Spirit Airlines.

1160
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:53,320
Oh, yeah.

1161
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:54,080
Oh, god.

1162
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:55,880
I'm glad I've never done that.

1163
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:58,440
Closest I came to that was Southwest.

1164
00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:01,920
I just saw a meme where some chick was like,

1165
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:04,600
you find out that the love of your life

1166
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:07,240
splurged on plane tickets for you to go meet him.

1167
00:37:07,240 --> 00:37:09,440
And then you find out Spirit Airlines.

1168
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:11,120
And I was like, OK.

1169
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:12,960
First off, be happy that he bought you a ticket.

1170
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:14,320
Don't bitch that Spirit Airlines.

1171
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:18,880
But my next two notes on here, after no seat belts,

1172
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:20,800
just pointing out that there's no seat belt in the car,

1173
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:22,600
my next two notes is exactly what it is.

1174
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:23,880
Am I Dell?

1175
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:27,080
Or am I Neil?

1176
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:29,360
Because I am Dell to a certain degree.

1177
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:34,400
But I'm also very much Neil, because I'm more Neil than Dell.

1178
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:35,520
I wish I was more Dell.

1179
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:36,080
That's the thing.

1180
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:37,840
I wish I was more Dell, but I'm more Neil.

1181
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:38,320
Honestly.

1182
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:38,800
Yeah.

1183
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:42,960
Yeah, it's kind of a tough one.

1184
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:44,960
Yeah, I want to be Dell.

1185
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:45,560
Yeah.

1186
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:46,240
You know, but I.

1187
00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:47,240
I fuck everything up.

1188
00:37:47,240 --> 00:37:47,920
It's so hard.

1189
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:49,000
I fuck everything up.

1190
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,720
But I also get annoyed at other people very easily.

1191
00:37:51,720 --> 00:37:52,680
Yeah.

1192
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:57,440
So if you could somehow combine these two characters,

1193
00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:59,760
that's me.

1194
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:00,520
The montage.

1195
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:02,120
OK.

1196
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:08,920
They get back to Chicago, and they say their goodbyes

1197
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:11,080
or whatever.

1198
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:14,480
The montage where Steve Martin Neil

1199
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:17,920
is figuring out that Dell's wife is dead is heartbreaking.

1200
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:18,800
Yeah.

1201
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:21,000
Heartbreaking, because he's thinking about his family.

1202
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,160
He's thinking about whatever.

1203
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:25,680
And then he thinks about Dell, and giving them

1204
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:28,320
the look of like, oh, your wife.

1205
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:31,560
You know, nothing but the love of a good wife.

1206
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:34,000
And Dell looks at him like, yeah, yeah.

1207
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,040
I haven't been home in years.

1208
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:36,520
You know, like that kind of stuff.

1209
00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:37,400
Heartbreaking.

1210
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:38,200
I teared up.

1211
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:40,400
When he finally realizes that his wife is dead.

1212
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:41,920
Yeah.

1213
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:42,920
Literally, my next note.

1214
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:44,000
What are you doing here?

1215
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:44,480
Yeah.

1216
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:44,960
My next note.

1217
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:45,480
OK.

1218
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:47,640
I'm crying.

1219
00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:51,840
So I hope they're friends forever was my next note.

1220
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:54,320
Yeah, I hope that they just remain friends.

1221
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:57,600
I hope that this is the start of a very good friendship

1222
00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:59,120
between the two of them.

1223
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:01,600
And that anytime Dell's in town Chicago,

1224
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:05,280
he absolutely comes by for dinner with Neil.

1225
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:07,120
Becomes a part of the family.

1226
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:08,800
That's how they leave it, want you to feel.

1227
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:11,680
It's like, hey, it's going to be like, hey, Dell, you

1228
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:13,280
come home for the holidays.

1229
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:15,440
And you'll live your life, but you come home

1230
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:16,720
and you spend it with us.

1231
00:39:16,720 --> 00:39:17,720
That's how I'd like this.

1232
00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:20,480
And it's the exact same plot and due date.

1233
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:21,040
Yeah.

1234
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:22,640
So Brendan brought up earlier due date

1235
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:27,360
is in a modern adaptation, but very similar concept.

1236
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:31,400
Two dudes trying to get home for a baby being born instead of,

1237
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:32,240
well, not both of them.

1238
00:39:32,240 --> 00:39:34,640
Zach Galifianakis trying to get out there for a.

1239
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:35,440
Being an actor.

1240
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:36,040
Yeah, actor.

1241
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:37,080
He's trying to be an actor.

1242
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:38,280
So he's not in any rush.

1243
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:38,800
Yeah.

1244
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:39,480
Well, sort of.

1245
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:41,480
I think he's got a no reputation.

1246
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:43,680
Yeah, and I think Zach Galifianakis more kind

1247
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:47,960
of sabotages so that he has to go with him.

1248
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:52,120
That's the main difference is he sabotages more,

1249
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:54,320
whereas Dell, it's kind of just coincidence.

1250
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:58,800
It's yeah, it's and then John Hughes.

1251
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:00,560
I was like, no wonder it's so fucking good.

1252
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:05,360
Best holiday traveling movie by far in the post credit scene

1253
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:06,720
is pretty great.

1254
00:40:06,720 --> 00:40:07,640
The boss of the.

1255
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:09,040
Yeah, I didn't see that.

1256
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:11,840
Yeah, I think this is a master class in comedy.

1257
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:14,080
I've watched it my whole life.

1258
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:17,640
I remember my mom showing it to me when we were young.

1259
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:19,640
When I was younger, I had it on VHS.

1260
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:22,200
This is definitely something I watched constantly

1261
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:24,960
through holiday season.

1262
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:27,480
Really, this is the first time I've watched it,

1263
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:30,200
like a November watching instead of like, I guess,

1264
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:31,200
a Christmas watching.

1265
00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:32,560
I think I always think it's a they're

1266
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:33,880
trying to get home for Christmas,

1267
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:35,520
but it's Thanksgiving.

1268
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:37,840
And so this is a really good Thanksgiving movie,

1269
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:39,800
which there's not a lot of.

1270
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:41,920
You don't have a lot of Thanksgiving themed movies.

1271
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:45,720
There is one that flies under the radar, no pun intended.

1272
00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:46,440
Thanksgiving?

1273
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:48,360
Called Freebird.

1274
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:49,520
Oh, Freebird was great.

1275
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:50,880
Freebird is great.

1276
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:51,760
Solid.

1277
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:54,920
If you haven't seen Freebird and you like the Thanksgiving

1278
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:58,240
holiday, it is a underrated gem.

1279
00:40:58,240 --> 00:40:59,560
It's computer animated.

1280
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:01,920
It's one of those silly made for kids type movies,

1281
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:04,760
but it's about a turkey trying to not

1282
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:07,440
get eaten on Thanksgiving.

1283
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:10,640
Like, he's trying to get free from being killed or whatever.

1284
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:11,840
And it's great.

1285
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:12,720
Super good.

1286
00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:14,000
Super funny movie.

1287
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:17,000
Way better than it had any right to be, I felt.

1288
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:20,360
And then there's also Jim Henson has

1289
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:22,960
a very kind of magical, if you're

1290
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:28,440
into the cozy cottage core vibe, early 90s sort of thing.

1291
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:38,320
It's called Hollow, something of Hollow Grove.

1292
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:38,920
Oh, boy.

1293
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:40,680
I had it in my head just a second ago.

1294
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:43,240
And then I said Jim Henson.

1295
00:41:43,240 --> 00:41:44,040
Tree Hollow?

1296
00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:45,200
There's something.

1297
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:48,200
Look it up.

1298
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:49,240
I don't know, Jim Henson.

1299
00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:51,800
And look for Jim Henson Thanksgiving movie, please.

1300
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:54,000
One of you.

1301
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,640
Something that the Hollow of Trees giving,

1302
00:41:56,640 --> 00:42:00,680
the give Hollow Tree something or other.

1303
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:03,360
And so that's pretty great.

1304
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:06,400
And then obviously there's Turkey Hollow.

1305
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:07,840
Turkey Hollow.

1306
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:09,160
Jesus, I was close.

1307
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:10,080
You were close.

1308
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:10,960
And they're Muppets.

1309
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:11,440
Yeah.

1310
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:13,080
I was really close.

1311
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:13,920
Oh, it's Muppets.

1312
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:15,000
That's awesome.

1313
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,160
Yeah, well, it's Jim Henson.

1314
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:17,120
Jim Henson corporate.

1315
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:18,800
And they do puppetry.

1316
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:19,520
Yeah, it's puppets.

1317
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:20,400
Yeah, you can see that.

1318
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:20,920
Yeah.

1319
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:21,440
OK.

1320
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:23,200
So it's like it's in a forest.

1321
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:27,320
It's in Turkey Hollow, which is like a town, a cozy little town.

1322
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:30,160
That is Disney plus R prime right now.

1323
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:30,880
Yeah.

1324
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:33,000
Like, I think it's worth the shot, worth the watch.

1325
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,800
Yeah.

1326
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:39,840
So I love John Candy.

1327
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:40,920
You know, rest in peace.

1328
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:42,640
I wish we had more of him.

1329
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:43,120
Oh, everybody.

1330
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:46,360
I wish that he was.

1331
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:47,000
And he just.

1332
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:50,560
Could you imagine his cameo in only murders?

1333
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:53,920
Oh, the character he would have played in whatever room

1334
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:57,200
that he could have played in or any of the movies

1335
00:42:57,200 --> 00:43:00,760
he would have been in if he was still alive.

1336
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:04,080
They could have made a Spaceballs 2.

1337
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:06,120
They could have, yeah.

1338
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:07,720
Uncle Buck 2.

1339
00:43:07,720 --> 00:43:09,960
Another case of somebody who just wouldn't stop eating,

1340
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:11,200
basically.

1341
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:12,560
Was that what it was that he died from?

1342
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:13,240
Just heart attack.

1343
00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:14,280
Heart attack?

1344
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:16,160
Because I wasn't sure if it was that or was it

1345
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:17,360
that he was drug overdosed too?

1346
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:18,960
No, because Chris Farley was drug overdosed.

1347
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:19,760
That's Chris Farley.

1348
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:20,840
Yeah, fuck, dude.

1349
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:22,280
He was also sad.

1350
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:25,840
He was just a fatty fat fat man that just liked to eat.

1351
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:28,840
Well, I mean, he lived his life then.

1352
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:29,800
43 years of it.

1353
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:30,320
Did he eat?

1354
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:30,840
43 years.

1355
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:31,360
That's it.

1356
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:31,840
Damn.

1357
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:32,360
43.

1358
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:32,840
43.

1359
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:33,840
Yeah, wow.

1360
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:34,840
43.

1361
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:36,720
It's right around the corner.

1362
00:43:36,720 --> 00:43:39,000
And all I do is eat.

1363
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,200
Am I John Candy fat?

1364
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:40,920
You're not that big.

1365
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:41,920
No, you're not that big.

1366
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:43,000
Not that big.

1367
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:44,560
Not even close.

1368
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:45,920
Well, I don't think not close.

1369
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:46,880
You've got plenty of time.

1370
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:48,520
You're probably half the size of John Candy.

1371
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:49,920
I'm closer to John Candy.

1372
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:52,440
I'm more John Andy than I am John Candy right now.

1373
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:52,920
Yeah.

1374
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:53,400
Yeah.

1375
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:53,920
Yeah.

1376
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:54,400
Yeah.

1377
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:54,920
Yeah.

1378
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:55,920
Yeah.

1379
00:43:55,920 --> 00:44:02,160
I'm like John Sausage more than Candy because of all the high

1380
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:04,160
fatty protein.

1381
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:07,240
It's just this time of year.

1382
00:44:07,240 --> 00:44:11,400
Well, I give this movie a B+.

1383
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:13,760
It's one of my absolute favorite holiday movies.

1384
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:14,400
Yeah.

1385
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:15,600
Traveling movie.

1386
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:18,640
There is not even that.

1387
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:21,120
I don't think there's anything that doesn't age well.

1388
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:22,120
Yeah, I don't think there's any.

1389
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:25,480
You could say there are a few online when I was watching this

1390
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:26,400
and reading about it.

1391
00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:27,720
There were a few people complaining

1392
00:44:27,720 --> 00:44:30,880
about my favorite scene in the movie.

1393
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:31,600
The pillow scene.

1394
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:32,480
The pillow scene.

1395
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:34,120
Oh, afterwards.

1396
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:36,480
How they have to be super straight after each other.

1397
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:37,200
Yeah.

1398
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:37,960
But that also.

1399
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:39,320
That's just machismo.

1400
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:41,000
But it wasn't anything bad.

1401
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,120
Yeah, that's not silly.

1402
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:44,080
That's going too far.

1403
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:45,720
That's where this goes too far.

1404
00:44:45,720 --> 00:44:48,800
They didn't say afterwards, oh, yeah, no, I never touch a dick.

1405
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:49,360
I'm not gay.

1406
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:50,800
Hey, I'm not some fucking whatever.

1407
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:53,000
It's like go down that line or whatever.

1408
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:54,760
They literally were just like, oh, hey, all right,

1409
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:55,880
how about that sports game?

1410
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:58,080
And then just tried to ignore the fact that it happened.

1411
00:44:58,080 --> 00:44:59,040
Right.

1412
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:01,240
There was actually a lot of, I mean, think about it.

1413
00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:02,360
That's intimate.

1414
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:05,920
John Cain, he was kissing Steve Martin's ear for this movie.

1415
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:08,800
So it doesn't seem, and they didn't do it in a way that.

1416
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:10,120
No, they did it so well.

1417
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:11,600
It's never going to.

1418
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:13,040
It's not going to be.

1419
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:16,240
And John Hughes is not going to make an anti gay film.

1420
00:45:16,240 --> 00:45:17,640
No, obviously.

1421
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:21,440
Wait, before we say that, let's review his work.

1422
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:25,320
And we could review his work and see if there's any any gay jokes.

1423
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:27,080
There is any gay jokes and any John.

1424
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:27,600
Breakfast.

1425
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:28,760
Lots of gay jokes.

1426
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:31,040
Well, they're like bad, like anti bad ones.

1427
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:32,080
I don't think anti.

1428
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:34,320
I don't think even Breakfast Club or 16 Candles,

1429
00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:37,040
I don't think there's any like anti gay or like I don't even

1430
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:38,760
think they touch on any of it.

1431
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:40,280
Well, maybe, maybe.

1432
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:45,600
Because is it low duck, dog or whatever his name is in that one?

1433
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:48,760
The super bad racial stereotype of the age you get.

1434
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:49,520
Well, there's OK.

1435
00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:51,960
So there's there's bad racial stereotypes.

1436
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:52,960
But I don't think there's anti.

1437
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:54,520
I don't think there's a cool.

1438
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:59,120
So John Hughes, you pass the Bechtel test for gay rights.

1439
00:45:59,120 --> 00:45:59,920
For gay rights.

1440
00:45:59,920 --> 00:46:03,920
But of course, not for not for racist, not for racist, racist asshole.

1441
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:07,480
Nobody black people were in this movie.

1442
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:09,080
I didn't see any zero.

1443
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:11,520
I believe I mean, probably in a crowd or whatever.

1444
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:15,880
But really, would you put money on the black people in the crowd?

1445
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:17,440
I would put money on it.

1446
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:19,920
But I'm guessing it running to a city.

1447
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:21,520
No, in that one scene.

1448
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:24,040
Yes, I would put money on there was black people in the crowd walking

1449
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:26,920
in that one scene in New York City, because actually one of my notes

1450
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:29,840
was I could never, ever, ever.

1451
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:32,080
I'm not sure I could even visit.

1452
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:33,080
I want to visit.

1453
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:34,440
I want to, but I don't.

1454
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:34,960
Right.

1455
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:38,520
That many people I cannot that crowd when he's when he looks out

1456
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:42,200
after the cab and you can see the sea of people.

1457
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:43,000
Oh, yeah.

1458
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,600
I don't think I could be in that crowd.

1459
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:48,000
Maybe if I was alone, like not with my family, not having to keep an eye

1460
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,720
on everybody, if I was alone, that's fine.

1461
00:46:50,720 --> 00:46:51,080
Yeah.

1462
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:52,880
And then I have to worry about anyone else.

1463
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:56,440
But when I'm having to worry about my kids and stuff, fuck no.

1464
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:57,160
Fuck no.

1465
00:46:57,160 --> 00:47:01,320
I would go see a Broadway show, maybe go to the top of the Empire State

1466
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:05,000
building, do that thing where you lead on the glass as long as I wait

1467
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:06,480
appropriate.

1468
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:09,480
And then you do the slide thing.

1469
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:12,720
There's like a out there's like a window outdoor slide thing.

1470
00:47:12,720 --> 00:47:15,240
Oh, well, if it's glass, it's like a glass.

1471
00:47:15,240 --> 00:47:17,440
Hell no.

1472
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:18,120
Have you seen that?

1473
00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:18,880
Have you seen that video?

1474
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:22,480
Speaking of that video of the people in China, they have that bridge.

1475
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:22,800
Yeah.

1476
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:23,560
Oh, my God.

1477
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:23,840
Yeah.

1478
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:25,280
The fake breaks underneath you.

1479
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:25,880
Yeah.

1480
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:28,400
The one that terrifies me more is the one where they're climbing along

1481
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:31,760
the mountainside and they have like the clips, but they're not really

1482
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:33,880
it's like old and not really secured.

1483
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:36,920
Like it's like it leads to a temple of some sort.

1484
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:40,520
So a devil's leap, I think it's called in in Utah.

1485
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:42,160
Is that the same one?

1486
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:43,720
It's yeah.

1487
00:47:43,720 --> 00:47:45,840
No, no.

1488
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:48,080
I would I would do some crazy shit.

1489
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:49,200
Not much of a daredevil.

1490
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:52,240
No, I did the slingshot at the fair.

1491
00:47:52,240 --> 00:47:53,160
No, I did that one.

1492
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:55,640
I do a base jump in the Grand Canyon.

1493
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:57,160
Base jump tandem.

1494
00:47:57,160 --> 00:47:58,280
I'm not going to.

1495
00:47:58,280 --> 00:47:58,760
I'm not.

1496
00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:02,600
I've watched videos of people doing it and it looks fun, but like, no,

1497
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:03,120
still.

1498
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:04,840
I've gone skydiving and loved.

1499
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:07,120
See, I got based out of a plane.

1500
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:09,080
Yes, but I'm not doing it.

1501
00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:12,080
I was playing not doing it by choice.

1502
00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:13,480
When I was in the army, I had to do it.

1503
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:14,440
It's different.

1504
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:17,520
But these people that go do it for fun.

1505
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:20,280
There's nothing fun about that.

1506
00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:21,520
I had a great time.

1507
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:23,360
That plane's going to fucking land.

1508
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:25,280
Yeah, but I need to jump out there first.

1509
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:28,160
But the parachute, I like to double speed.

1510
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:31,960
The parachutes you guys use, you guys didn't have like any way to control

1511
00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:33,240
them, though, right?

1512
00:48:33,240 --> 00:48:34,360
Really tiny, tiny.

1513
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:35,960
You're just kind of really going where you're going.

1514
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:37,520
Where you go, where they drop you.

1515
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:42,120
You made were made out of a saber tooth tiger pelt.

1516
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:43,080
So you had to hunt.

1517
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:44,760
That was a lot tougher, Mike.

1518
00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:47,840
I grew up in the nylon was has been invented.

1519
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:50,280
Jump out because people stop peddling the plane engine.

1520
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:54,120
Yeah, but I do.

1521
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:56,280
That's what I had in my head.

1522
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:58,240
Oh, and then this Flintstones.

1523
00:48:58,240 --> 00:49:03,520
Meet the Flintstones, meet the average modern family.

1524
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:04,640
I don't know the words.

1525
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:05,400
That was right.

1526
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:08,400
Yeah, the average modern family.

1527
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:09,600
What I said.

1528
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:11,360
Meet the average modern family.

1529
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:13,160
Yeah.

1530
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:17,520
Some people are in the town of Springfield.

1531
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:17,880
Bedrock.

1532
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:20,320
He's about to hit a chestnut tree.

1533
00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:21,960
Yeah, it's bedrock.

1534
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:23,640
You just confused your cartoons.

1535
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:27,080
Well, no, I actually did the I did the Simpsons opening.

1536
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:30,480
Where you go, Homer, Homer Simpson.

1537
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:36,120
He's the biggest man in history from the town of Springfield.

1538
00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:38,480
He's about to hit a chestnut tree.

1539
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:39,680
Jump, then he hits one.

1540
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:41,400
Yeah, that's great.

1541
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:44,240
Oh, but he also does the whistle.

1542
00:49:44,240 --> 00:49:45,480
And he goes, you have an avenue?

1543
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:49,520
And he goes down the slide with uranium

1544
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:52,960
because he's at the power plant.

1545
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:57,320
So yeah, B plus for me.

1546
00:49:57,320 --> 00:49:59,440
Brandon, what's your thoughts?

1547
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:00,840
I love this movie.

1548
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:02,240
Like you, I also grew up watching it.

1549
00:50:02,240 --> 00:50:04,200
My dad showed it to me at a young age

1550
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:05,880
and was like, you're going to love it.

1551
00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:06,920
And I did.

1552
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:09,800
And I mean, one day I will watch it with my kids as well.

1553
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:11,600
I keep trying to get my teenager to watch

1554
00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:12,760
kind of some of these movies.

1555
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:16,200
But he's more into like the serious or like kind

1556
00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:18,640
of action movies from like the 90s and 2000s.

1557
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:19,880
Like he just watched Fight Club.

1558
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:21,880
And he wants movies like that.

1559
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:25,040
Or over the top, dirty humor.

1560
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:28,640
He doesn't really want like good classic humor.

1561
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:31,040
But I do, I give it a B plus as well.

1562
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:33,320
Both movies we watched, they were B pluses.

1563
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:36,000
Yeah, I'm also a B plus.

1564
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:39,880
I will say, I don't think they could make this movie today.

1565
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:42,400
Because it would be too unrealistic.

1566
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:43,840
Yeah, because what would happen?

1567
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:45,120
Airport.

1568
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:46,680
Security.

1569
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:49,840
That would be, that would have been a whole extra 10

1570
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:51,000
minutes of movie.

1571
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:52,280
Him getting through security.

1572
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:52,640
Yeah.

1573
00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:54,000
That would be a completely different movie.

1574
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:54,600
I see what you're saying.

1575
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:54,800
Yeah.

1576
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:56,560
The movie said you couldn't make it today.

1577
00:50:56,560 --> 00:51:01,440
The airport scene alone would be a completely different vibe

1578
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:02,520
post 9-11.

1579
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:04,960
Well, no, because even today, who

1580
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:07,000
wants to sit for two hours and watching people

1581
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:08,760
lit on their cell phones and their thing?

1582
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:10,160
They just sit on their cell phones and their.

1583
00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:10,560
That's true.

1584
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:11,200
Doing nothing.

1585
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:12,000
Yeah, doing nothing.

1586
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:13,600
You're not going to strike up a conversation

1587
00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:14,840
with a stranger anymore.

1588
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:16,600
It doesn't even happen.

1589
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:18,520
That's why what I'm hoping to get.

1590
00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:19,960
I'm not sure it's a better thing.

1591
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:20,360
Yeah.

1592
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:24,800
What I hope we get more of is a resurgence.

1593
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:27,080
You know how in the 90s and early 2000s,

1594
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:29,720
we had a lot of movies that took place in the 80s?

1595
00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:33,800
I want more stuff to take place in the 90s, pre-cell phones.

1596
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:39,000
I want there to be a distinct historical.

1597
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:42,360
What's the line that was pre-cell phone?

1598
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:42,880
2000.

1599
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:43,520
Pre-2000?

1600
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:44,120
Yeah.

1601
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:46,800
So pre-Y2K era.

1602
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:48,680
I think it was kind of like after 9-11 was

1603
00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:50,880
when parents were like, my kid needs to have a phone just

1604
00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:52,400
in case anything happens.

1605
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:53,920
I think that pushed the urge.

1606
00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:56,200
That pushed the urge to get your kids cell phones.

1607
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:59,560
Do you think big cell phone was behind 9-11?

1608
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:02,600
I'm not even touching that one, Andy.

1609
00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:05,280
Does Motorola melt steel beams?

1610
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:08,480
But seriously, I mean, even if you go to a restaurant now

1611
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:10,480
and you look around, people aren't even conversing anymore.

1612
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:11,640
They're on their phones.

1613
00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:12,840
Constantly, yeah.

1614
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:14,880
It's like maybe the downfall of civilization.

1615
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:16,520
Thank fucking God, Mike.

1616
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:17,200
Are you kidding me?

1617
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:18,320
I go to a restaurant.

1618
00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:20,240
You think it's to talk to strangers?

1619
00:52:20,240 --> 00:52:21,880
No, even their own family.

1620
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:23,760
Yeah, he's talking even at the table.

1621
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:24,480
Yeah, you're right.

1622
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:27,000
I make my family put their phones away at the restaurant.

1623
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:28,000
No, no, no, that's silly.

1624
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:28,880
I just went.

1625
00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:29,840
I am never on my phone.

1626
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:30,920
You went to a stranger's.

1627
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:32,840
Yeah, I did.

1628
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:35,400
I'm actually probably one of the,

1629
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:36,680
I'm not trying to toot my own horn,

1630
00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:38,760
but I'm never on my phone.

1631
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:41,920
I'm not on my phone communicating or scrolling

1632
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:44,040
through Facebook a lot.

1633
00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:47,680
I do use it for YouTube when I am out and about

1634
00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:49,280
and I need YouTube on the go.

1635
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:53,040
But for the most part, yeah, I'm willing to put my phone down

1636
00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:54,040
and have a conversation.

1637
00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:55,520
You're big on chat GTP, too.

1638
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:56,720
Chat GPP?

1639
00:52:56,720 --> 00:52:58,760
Chat GTP.

1640
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:03,920
It is my friend and lord and savior, but other than that,

1641
00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:04,720
no.

1642
00:53:04,720 --> 00:53:05,760
I mean, yeah, I have to.

1643
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:07,960
You used to have to go ask a stranger for directions,

1644
00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:08,600
for example.

1645
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:12,640
I'm just saying, it was like, it's such a different world now.

1646
00:53:12,640 --> 00:53:14,640
That was a huge trope in films back in the day,

1647
00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:16,720
like men won't stop and ask for directions.

1648
00:53:16,720 --> 00:53:18,160
And now we don't have to.

1649
00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:18,920
Right.

1650
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:20,800
Now we don't have to.

1651
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:22,280
Never had to stop and ask for directions.

1652
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:23,080
But it's so different.

1653
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:26,400
So all the things like in this movie, it would never happen.

1654
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:28,640
You would never strike up that conversation in the airport

1655
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:29,200
with the guy.

1656
00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:30,040
Yeah, that's true.

1657
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:31,160
It just wouldn't happen at all.

1658
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:33,800
I think Duday kind of handled some of that well,

1659
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:39,200
because to stop him from flying, he got kicked off the plane

1660
00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:42,080
and then banned from flying for something

1661
00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:44,320
that happened on the plane with him and Zach Galifianakis

1662
00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:44,800
character.

1663
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:46,320
So they both got kicked off.

1664
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:47,280
They were banned from it.

1665
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:49,880
And that's how they ended up meeting each other.

1666
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:51,840
And then something happens with the rental car.

1667
00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:54,680
They only have one car, kind of same situation.

1668
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:56,240
And then they end up sharing the car.

1669
00:53:56,240 --> 00:53:57,840
And that's kind of.

1670
00:53:57,840 --> 00:54:00,720
Harold and Kumar smashed their cell phones

1671
00:54:00,720 --> 00:54:02,480
pairing using paranoia.

1672
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:03,920
Yeah, because they're stoned.

1673
00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:04,440
Yeah.

1674
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:07,840
Now I'm trying to think how many movies have to eliminate

1675
00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:12,640
cell phones from the plot device to make it work.

1676
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:16,200
Any modern horror movie has to do something.

1677
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:17,440
You have to figure out something.

1678
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:18,560
Horror for sure has to do.

1679
00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:21,280
Because those kids will all be just taking pictures of them.

1680
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:21,800
Yeah.

1681
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:23,680
Like, you know, posting online.

1682
00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:26,200
So yeah, like, OK, so the new screen movie,

1683
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:28,400
the newest screen movie that came out like last year,

1684
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:30,560
definitely had teens on their phones and stuff.

1685
00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:33,120
They didn't get rid of that aspect.

1686
00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:34,520
It's not get rid of.

1687
00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:37,200
I think we now have to, you have to just smartly incorporate

1688
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:37,920
cell phones in.

1689
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:39,280
Jammer or something.

1690
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:40,240
Well, not even jam it.

1691
00:54:40,240 --> 00:54:43,480
It's just like, Terrifier, for instance.

1692
00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:45,800
You just have to have it so that their phone isn't on them.

1693
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:47,560
I think that's the most unrealistic thing ever.

1694
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:47,880
Yeah.

1695
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:49,640
Is like a teen doesn't have their phone

1696
00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:52,040
in their fucking hand at all times.

1697
00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:54,280
So yeah, you got to do either like an EMP blast

1698
00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:56,280
if you can get away with one of those or.

1699
00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:58,880
Well, now they have those little devices that the skimmer

1700
00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:00,600
devices people keep in their pocket

1701
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:02,880
and they're using to steal card information and stuff

1702
00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:03,400
like that.

1703
00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:05,840
They can add that into plots.

1704
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:06,880
You know.

1705
00:55:06,880 --> 00:55:07,720
Yeah.

1706
00:55:07,720 --> 00:55:08,240
Yeah.

1707
00:55:08,240 --> 00:55:11,120
And now there's all these plots that involve cell phones.

1708
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:13,160
So you know, like the cell.

1709
00:55:13,160 --> 00:55:13,720
The cell, yeah.

1710
00:55:13,720 --> 00:55:14,240
Whatever.

1711
00:55:14,240 --> 00:55:16,640
So there's I mean, there's good and bad to it.

1712
00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:19,520
I'm just saying that in the real world, you don't.

1713
00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:21,280
These situations just don't happen.

1714
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:22,360
You don't really interact with people.

1715
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:26,600
What movie did the guy rig little explosives or bullets

1716
00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:29,080
to the inside of cell phones so that when they picked it up

1717
00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:30,080
and shot.

1718
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:32,200
I think you're thinking of real life what they just did

1719
00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:35,920
with pagers in Israel or in.

1720
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:36,640
Oh, Jesus.

1721
00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:38,280
No, that's not what I'm talking about.

1722
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:40,840
But I'm saying that they did just do it in real life.

1723
00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:42,560
Made them in pager bombs.

1724
00:55:42,560 --> 00:55:43,400
They made pager bombs.

1725
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:44,800
They gave all that they took.

1726
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:50,600
They got somehow the massage, I guess, infiltrated the self

1727
00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:52,400
of the pager company.

1728
00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:55,120
And so because all the terrorists were using pagers

1729
00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:58,000
to communicate because they could track cell phones.

1730
00:55:58,000 --> 00:55:59,280
So they were all using pagers.

1731
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:02,240
So they infiltrated this pager company

1732
00:56:02,240 --> 00:56:05,280
and sent out thousands of cell phones or pagers

1733
00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:06,880
with little bombs.

1734
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:08,960
Well, yeah, and made them all go up at once.

1735
00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:09,480
Hold on.

1736
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:11,160
Before I say, no, I didn't.

1737
00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:12,720
I'm going to look into it extensively.

1738
00:56:12,720 --> 00:56:13,560
But.

1739
00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:14,600
Terrorists, you said.

1740
00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:16,480
You said the terrorists got blowed up.

1741
00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:17,520
Yeah.

1742
00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:18,920
OK, so then good.

1743
00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:21,480
Yeah, no, it's yeah.

1744
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:25,360
No, when I say good, obviously, I'm not pro-terrorism.

1745
00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:27,800
But devil's advocate, I most of the time

1746
00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:30,160
don't know what terrorists are fighting for.

1747
00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:30,920
I just know that.

1748
00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:31,600
Neither do they.

1749
00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:32,680
It's just old hatred.

1750
00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:34,000
They don't remember why.

1751
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,040
Yeah, and especially don't know enough

1752
00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:37,440
about the Middle Eastern conflict

1753
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:38,800
to have a side one or the other.

1754
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:41,920
So like this last election, I promise you,

1755
00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:46,040
Gaza and Israel played no role in my decision making

1756
00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:48,720
because I don't know enough about the situation.

1757
00:56:48,720 --> 00:56:51,480
And there's nothing I could do to help or hinder

1758
00:56:51,480 --> 00:56:53,200
or I wouldn't even know who to help.

1759
00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:54,240
You know what I mean?

1760
00:56:54,240 --> 00:56:57,680
So yeah, in that situation, I'm hoping

1761
00:56:57,680 --> 00:57:00,240
the bad terrorists got blown up with the pagers.

1762
00:57:00,240 --> 00:57:02,560
Well, there were a couple of.

1763
00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:04,520
Kids and stuff like that that also got.

1764
00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:07,840
Because now I feel like a jerk saying, oh, good, how dare you?

1765
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:11,160
It's just, yeah, I'm a monster.

1766
00:57:11,160 --> 00:57:12,240
But I mean, that is cool.

1767
00:57:12,240 --> 00:57:13,480
But I think the movie I'm thinking of now

1768
00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:17,040
that I have it in my head is it's got Gerard Butler,

1769
00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:18,000
Jamie Foxx.

1770
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:19,640
That's a law abiding citizen.

1771
00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:21,200
Law abiding citizen is a great movie.

1772
00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:21,640
I love that.

1773
00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:24,200
I think he rigs the cell phones to shoot,

1774
00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:26,560
like have a bullet inside the shoe for one of them.

1775
00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:28,080
Yeah, I think it was a judge.

1776
00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:28,800
Yeah, there we go.

1777
00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:29,840
The chick.

1778
00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:30,400
Yeah.

1779
00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:31,680
Have you seen law abiding citizen?

1780
00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:32,200
Yeah, yeah.

1781
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:32,720
Great.

1782
00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:34,400
Well, we should do that.

1783
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:35,160
That was a great one.

1784
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:35,800
That was really good.

1785
00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:37,880
Well, starting season four, ladies and gentlemen,

1786
00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:40,840
we have open rain as to any movies.

1787
00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:43,040
We're going to be able to pick anything we want.

1788
00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:47,440
So moving forward next year, if Mike picks something close

1789
00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:53,800
to as bad as Singularity, that was on purpose, intentional,

1790
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:55,000
and he means war.

1791
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:57,760
So just so if he did, no matter what

1792
00:57:57,760 --> 00:58:00,440
happens in the following episode, he deserves it.

1793
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:01,440
I think it's going to make it.

1794
00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:02,880
I did not pick.

1795
00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:04,240
That is not our worst movie.

1796
00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:05,520
So that's true.

1797
00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:06,800
It is not our worst movie.

1798
00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:07,920
Which one was the worst one?

1799
00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:08,640
Sleepwalk Kill.

1800
00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:09,880
Sleepwalk Kill is my worst.

1801
00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:11,960
Or Dot Dot Dot if you don't stop, you'll go blind.

1802
00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:12,920
Dot Dot, yeah, that's pretty bad.

1803
00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:14,080
Which I miss both of those.

1804
00:58:14,080 --> 00:58:15,840
And then there was the one, you know.

1805
00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:18,600
Our rating system, because we just gave it a B plus

1806
00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:20,280
and said it was a perfect movie for playing

1807
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:21,320
straights on automobiles.

1808
00:58:21,320 --> 00:58:25,200
Our rating system is B through F and then W for wasted time.

1809
00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:27,440
So a B plus is as high as we go.

1810
00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:29,240
That's going to change in a few weeks

1811
00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:30,480
when we go into our new season.

1812
00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:32,520
We're going to have a brand new system in play.

1813
00:58:32,520 --> 00:58:39,240
But oh, we here on the show like to do a little thing

1814
00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:43,560
in honor of Austin, which is called Recreational

1815
00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:45,840
Recommendations.

1816
00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:46,960
Beep boop.

1817
00:58:46,960 --> 00:59:12,520
That's our tribute to Austin.

1818
00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:13,280
That's my tribute.

1819
00:59:13,280 --> 00:59:14,800
It's not as good, but I'll try.

1820
00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:15,440
He does great.

1821
00:59:15,440 --> 00:59:19,400
So I watched Alien Romulus.

1822
00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:22,720
I thought it was fucking awesome.

1823
00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:26,960
I think it might be my favorite Alien movie.

1824
00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:29,520
It's so fucking good.

1825
00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:35,120
The guy who plays the cyborg is outstanding.

1826
00:59:35,120 --> 00:59:38,480
It's he I mean, he sort of it's like he

1827
00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:40,720
I wouldn't even say he carries the movie on his back

1828
00:59:40,720 --> 00:59:44,880
because the movie outside of him is also really fucking good.

1829
00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:48,280
But it's like if the movie outside of him was bad,

1830
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:50,600
it'd still be a great movie because of him.

1831
00:59:50,600 --> 00:59:53,480
And I feel like without him, the movie still

1832
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:54,640
would have been a great movie.

1833
00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:59,280
So combine the two, it honestly what a stellar ass fucking film.

1834
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:01,200
Did you read the comic book that you were coming up to?

1835
01:00:01,200 --> 01:00:02,960
So I did read the comic book afterwards.

1836
01:00:02,960 --> 01:00:04,800
And the comic book is a prequel.

1837
01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:06,600
I don't want to give away too much about,

1838
01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:13,040
but this is a direct sequel to Alien.

1839
01:00:13,040 --> 01:00:14,000
To the original Alien?

1840
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:15,560
The original Alien?

1841
01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:18,120
So the original Alien, we all know that Ellen, well,

1842
01:00:18,120 --> 01:00:19,840
here's spoilers, sorry, if you don't want Alien,

1843
01:00:19,840 --> 01:00:21,040
just skip ahead of confidence.

1844
01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:22,960
But the 1980s.

1845
01:00:22,960 --> 01:00:23,600
Yeah.

1846
01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:24,240
Spoiler.

1847
01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:26,160
Ellen Ripley shoots it out the airlock.

1848
01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:26,680
Right.

1849
01:00:26,680 --> 01:00:27,320
OK.

1850
01:00:27,320 --> 01:00:30,600
So that alien is just traveling through space.

1851
01:00:30,600 --> 01:00:32,000
This deals with that problem.

1852
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,280
This deals with Whalen Corp knowing

1853
01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:37,280
that there's an alien traveling through space

1854
01:00:37,280 --> 01:00:39,240
and sending a ship out to retrieve it

1855
01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:41,920
because it wants to know what this perfect organism is.

1856
01:00:41,920 --> 01:00:43,760
And they calculate where it is going to be.

1857
01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:44,480
And yeah.

1858
01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:50,720
So 20-ish years later, 25 years later, they snatch the thing.

1859
01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:52,720
And you see, so the opening of this movie

1860
01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:56,000
is them capturing it, like them taking it into the ship.

1861
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:59,360
So that's not what the movie's about.

1862
01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:01,360
But if you read the comic book, you

1863
01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:04,200
find out what happened to that crew,

1864
01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:08,000
how the alien got out of their ship or whatever

1865
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:09,600
and doing its thing, right?

1866
01:01:09,600 --> 01:01:12,440
So this is actually like a direct sequel to the comic book.

1867
01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:14,400
No, but the movie, though.

1868
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:18,200
Because the movie, just think of like Alien 1 ends,

1869
01:01:18,200 --> 01:01:19,840
alien gets shot out.

1870
01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:21,720
This would be, I think, maybe even the most

1871
01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:25,480
prologically close to that first movie there is 20 years

1872
01:01:25,480 --> 01:01:25,960
later.

1873
01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:27,560
So Ripley's like drifting this way,

1874
01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:29,320
and they're going this way for the alien?

1875
01:01:29,320 --> 01:01:29,800
Yeah.

1876
01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:32,880
And so they find it, and they bring it into like a science

1877
01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:34,200
ship.

1878
01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:38,320
But the main characters are a group

1879
01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:40,880
of people on a mining planet that want to get off

1880
01:01:40,880 --> 01:01:42,120
this mining planet.

1881
01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:43,960
And when they find out that there's

1882
01:01:43,960 --> 01:01:49,440
a ship that just drifted into their area,

1883
01:01:49,440 --> 01:01:51,000
they take a ship to go check it out.

1884
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:55,960
And that's the station that has the alien on it.

1885
01:01:55,960 --> 01:01:57,400
And then it's already gone down.

1886
01:01:57,400 --> 01:02:04,320
Yeah, so it's a small crew going into this empty ship, empty,

1887
01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:05,920
you know, whatever.

1888
01:02:05,920 --> 01:02:07,920
So that's where we get the alien movie from.

1889
01:02:07,920 --> 01:02:11,680
Or that's where we get the aliening of it all.

1890
01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:13,400
It could have just been left alone,

1891
01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:17,800
but they just had to go check it out kind of deal.

1892
01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:19,400
The Android, so good.

1893
01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:21,240
Anyway, I don't want to give, I've already probably

1894
01:02:21,240 --> 01:02:21,920
given away too much.

1895
01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:23,840
But that's basically the first 10 minutes.

1896
01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:24,720
The first five minutes.

1897
01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:27,000
And this one's supposed to be really scary, isn't it?

1898
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:29,320
There's a lot of jump scares.

1899
01:02:29,320 --> 01:02:30,920
I don't get scared by alien movies.

1900
01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:32,720
I don't think they're that scary.

1901
01:02:32,720 --> 01:02:34,960
I don't think the alien, I think if I ran into one

1902
01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:36,360
in real life, of course.

1903
01:02:36,360 --> 01:02:40,520
But if I ran into Scooby Doo in real life, I'd be freaked out.

1904
01:02:40,520 --> 01:02:41,760
Because like, would you rather?

1905
01:02:41,760 --> 01:02:43,040
Scooby Doo if you ran into him in real life.

1906
01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:43,640
I would.

1907
01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:46,160
Would you rather you gave us the other day was pretty good?

1908
01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:47,400
Did you give that one to Mike?

1909
01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:48,440
Oh, no, I haven't.

1910
01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:50,400
You can answer this in the comments if you want.

1911
01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:55,240
Would you rather be trapped on a space station or spaceship

1912
01:02:55,240 --> 01:03:00,280
with one alien, Xenomorph, or trapped in the city you

1913
01:03:00,280 --> 01:03:03,640
currently live in with one Terminator chasing you down?

1914
01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:05,440
They're both trying to get you.

1915
01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:06,400
After me specifically.

1916
01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:06,880
Yes.

1917
01:03:06,880 --> 01:03:08,680
Mm-hmm.

1918
01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:09,200
Tough one.

1919
01:03:09,200 --> 01:03:10,640
And I thought about this because.

1920
01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:12,600
I think I'm going to have to go with the ship just

1921
01:03:12,600 --> 01:03:14,120
because of the collateral damage.

1922
01:03:14,120 --> 01:03:16,600
You eliminate some of the possible collateral damage.

1923
01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:17,280
That's smart.

1924
01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:18,040
That's a very good reason.

1925
01:03:18,040 --> 01:03:19,600
That's a good point.

1926
01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:20,400
That's good logic.

1927
01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:22,440
I would probably pick the spaceship

1928
01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:26,160
because I would get an opportunity to go space.

1929
01:03:26,160 --> 01:03:27,920
See, and I chose the spaceship because A,

1930
01:03:27,920 --> 01:03:30,320
this is an extremely small town, and B, there's not very

1931
01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:31,920
many Brennans in the world.

1932
01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:33,560
Yeah, he'd be able to find.

1933
01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:34,360
I'd be found quick.

1934
01:03:34,360 --> 01:03:34,960
It'd be easy to find.

1935
01:03:34,960 --> 01:03:35,920
Yeah, I'd be found quick.

1936
01:03:35,920 --> 01:03:36,600
I'd be found quick.

1937
01:03:36,600 --> 01:03:37,080
Yeah.

1938
01:03:37,080 --> 01:03:37,440
Plus.

1939
01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:38,920
Michael, I could just hide anywhere.

1940
01:03:38,920 --> 01:03:40,360
Yeah, there's Michael and Andy.

1941
01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:42,440
Yeah, those are pretty common.

1942
01:03:42,440 --> 01:03:45,120
Dude, Terminator, he likes to shoot first.

1943
01:03:45,120 --> 01:03:45,600
Yeah.

1944
01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:47,960
And he will get a big ass fucking machine gun

1945
01:03:47,960 --> 01:03:50,360
and just tear up homes to find you, right?

1946
01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:50,960
Yeah.

1947
01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:52,720
I'd be dead in the first five minutes of that movie.

1948
01:03:52,720 --> 01:03:53,640
100%.

1949
01:03:53,640 --> 01:03:54,720
Me too.

1950
01:03:54,720 --> 01:03:57,600
Alien, I'd have maybe at least 30 minutes.

1951
01:03:57,600 --> 01:03:59,200
Come with me if you want to live.

1952
01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:00,240
I don't know you, man.

1953
01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:01,560
And then I run away.

1954
01:04:01,560 --> 01:04:03,120
What the fuck is this freak telling me?

1955
01:04:03,120 --> 01:04:04,440
Come with me if I want to live.

1956
01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:06,080
What the fuck is that all about?

1957
01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:07,440
Oh, god, Andy, you're freaking out.

1958
01:04:07,440 --> 01:04:08,200
All right, calm down.

1959
01:04:08,200 --> 01:04:09,480
And then.

1960
01:04:09,480 --> 01:04:11,000
I think you would accept it.

1961
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:12,720
I think with all the movies you've seen

1962
01:04:12,720 --> 01:04:15,080
and how you live your life, I think of some random person

1963
01:04:15,080 --> 01:04:16,800
was like, hey, come with me now.

1964
01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:18,360
You need to live.

1965
01:04:18,360 --> 01:04:19,640
Andy Rice, come with me now.

1966
01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:21,040
He'd be like, all right, let's go.

1967
01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:21,480
Where are we going?

1968
01:04:21,480 --> 01:04:23,040
I'd be like, what wormhole did you come through?

1969
01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:23,920
Yeah.

1970
01:04:23,920 --> 01:04:25,640
What universe are you from?

1971
01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:26,840
But now you're opening up.

1972
01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:29,800
If we do have any obsessive fans out there that want to stalk

1973
01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:30,800
me and kidnap me.

1974
01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:32,480
All I got to do is come to your door.

1975
01:04:32,480 --> 01:04:33,880
Andy Rice, I'm here to protest.

1976
01:04:33,880 --> 01:04:34,640
You got to kill me.

1977
01:04:34,640 --> 01:04:35,360
Yeah.

1978
01:04:35,360 --> 01:04:36,320
I did once.

1979
01:04:36,320 --> 01:04:36,880
Which is great.

1980
01:04:36,880 --> 01:04:39,240
I hope we have a fan like that.

1981
01:04:39,240 --> 01:04:40,120
Jesus, I don't.

1982
01:04:40,120 --> 01:04:41,080
Well.

1983
01:04:41,080 --> 01:04:43,480
I think you do have one fan like that, don't you, Andy?

1984
01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:44,360
Well, I don't know.

1985
01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:46,720
We're not getting into anything.

1986
01:04:46,720 --> 01:04:48,080
I don't know what you're implying,

1987
01:04:48,080 --> 01:04:50,520
but I don't want to get into it right now.

1988
01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:53,080
You don't want a Selena situation?

1989
01:04:53,080 --> 01:04:54,520
Oh, no, I don't want a Selena situation.

1990
01:04:54,520 --> 01:04:55,360
I don't know what that.

1991
01:04:55,360 --> 01:04:56,600
So like, I don't have the housemaids.

1992
01:04:56,600 --> 01:04:57,400
The biggest fan that killed her?

1993
01:04:57,400 --> 01:04:57,800
Yeah.

1994
01:04:57,800 --> 01:04:58,160
Yeah.

1995
01:04:58,160 --> 01:04:59,680
Was it her housemate or was it a fan?

1996
01:04:59,680 --> 01:05:00,920
It was a fan.

1997
01:05:00,920 --> 01:05:02,000
The head of her fan club.

1998
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:03,920
Yeah, head of her fan club killed her, yeah.

1999
01:05:03,920 --> 01:05:05,160
Jesus.

2000
01:05:05,160 --> 01:05:08,080
I did once completely ignore what

2001
01:05:08,080 --> 01:05:13,040
would have been a movie scene worth of terror and panic

2002
01:05:13,040 --> 01:05:15,040
that should have pointed me in the wrong direction.

2003
01:05:15,040 --> 01:05:18,520
I was driving once, and it was weirdly,

2004
01:05:18,520 --> 01:05:21,160
I was on what would have been a regularly busy street,

2005
01:05:21,160 --> 01:05:23,080
and there was nobody kind of on the street

2006
01:05:23,080 --> 01:05:28,040
except for a dude who was running.

2007
01:05:28,040 --> 01:05:29,640
So I'm driving, and this guy's running

2008
01:05:29,640 --> 01:05:30,640
the opposite direction.

2009
01:05:30,640 --> 01:05:32,760
He's waving me down, and he's telling me

2010
01:05:32,760 --> 01:05:35,520
to go the other way.

2011
01:05:35,520 --> 01:05:39,440
And I was like, I don't know what the fuck this is all about.

2012
01:05:39,440 --> 01:05:41,880
And I maybe should turn around.

2013
01:05:41,880 --> 01:05:44,280
I keep going.

2014
01:05:44,280 --> 01:05:47,280
A woman is running, and she's also telling me

2015
01:05:47,280 --> 01:05:49,160
to turn around and go away.

2016
01:05:49,160 --> 01:05:49,960
I didn't.

2017
01:05:49,960 --> 01:05:51,520
I just kept going, and I went home.

2018
01:05:51,520 --> 01:05:52,160
Nothing happened.

2019
01:05:52,160 --> 01:05:54,520
Ha ha.

2020
01:05:54,520 --> 01:05:57,720
To this day, no idea what the fuck happened.

2021
01:05:57,720 --> 01:05:58,520
I just went home.

2022
01:05:58,520 --> 01:06:01,320
See, I thought you were going to talk about the delivery night

2023
01:06:01,320 --> 01:06:04,560
when you came across the person in the street.

2024
01:06:04,560 --> 01:06:05,120
Which one?

2025
01:06:05,120 --> 01:06:06,760
When you're on your way back from a delivery.

2026
01:06:06,760 --> 01:06:07,240
Which one?

2027
01:06:07,240 --> 01:06:07,880
This is Bullhead.

2028
01:06:07,880 --> 01:06:08,440
I guess that's true.

2029
01:06:08,440 --> 01:06:09,320
Oh, shit.

2030
01:06:09,320 --> 01:06:09,960
The dead body?

2031
01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:10,320
Yeah.

2032
01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:10,960
Oh, man.

2033
01:06:10,960 --> 01:06:12,480
That's what I thought you were going to talk about.

2034
01:06:12,480 --> 01:06:13,000
Oh, god.

2035
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:13,880
That was a rough one.

2036
01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:14,160
Yeah.

2037
01:06:14,160 --> 01:06:15,440
Thanks for reminding me of that.

2038
01:06:15,440 --> 01:06:17,320
That was so often.

2039
01:06:17,320 --> 01:06:22,120
You almost double run over a corpse.

2040
01:06:22,120 --> 01:06:23,400
Yeah, that was, oh, Jesus.

2041
01:06:23,400 --> 01:06:25,360
Almost double run over.

2042
01:06:25,360 --> 01:06:26,800
Did you run it over one time?

2043
01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:27,840
No, no, no.

2044
01:06:27,840 --> 01:06:30,920
You never told us about the first time, Andy.

2045
01:06:30,920 --> 01:06:32,520
If it got ran over by someone else,

2046
01:06:32,520 --> 01:06:34,120
I would have been the second run over.

2047
01:06:36,720 --> 01:06:38,800
But I really happened that night, Andy.

2048
01:06:38,800 --> 01:06:41,640
Dude, that was so trashy.

2049
01:06:41,640 --> 01:06:45,240
I remember pulling up behind him and then going, oh, shit.

2050
01:06:45,240 --> 01:06:46,120
That's a body.

2051
01:06:46,120 --> 01:06:47,600
And there's a guy.

2052
01:06:47,600 --> 01:06:48,640
But I was on delivery.

2053
01:06:48,640 --> 01:06:50,520
So I was like, someone else will stop.

2054
01:06:50,520 --> 01:06:51,720
I kept going.

2055
01:06:51,720 --> 01:06:53,880
But I remember the guy going, oh, no.

2056
01:06:53,880 --> 01:06:54,440
Oh, god.

2057
01:06:54,440 --> 01:06:55,280
What have I done?

2058
01:06:55,280 --> 01:06:56,160
What have I done?

2059
01:06:56,160 --> 01:06:58,240
I think it's OK to stop and call the police.

2060
01:06:58,240 --> 01:06:58,720
Yeah.

2061
01:06:58,720 --> 01:07:00,840
In that situation, they'll just make another piece.

2062
01:07:00,840 --> 01:07:02,280
Just call the store and let them know.

2063
01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:02,880
Yeah.

2064
01:07:02,880 --> 01:07:03,480
It's OK.

2065
01:07:03,480 --> 01:07:04,080
You can stop.

2066
01:07:04,080 --> 01:07:04,560
You can stop.

2067
01:07:04,560 --> 01:07:05,720
I wasn't the only driver.

2068
01:07:05,720 --> 01:07:06,480
OK.

2069
01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:08,040
I didn't want to lose any of those.

2070
01:07:08,040 --> 01:07:08,540
OK.

2071
01:07:13,080 --> 01:07:14,160
For being honest.

2072
01:07:17,480 --> 01:07:21,840
Look, I'm sure it was taken care of.

2073
01:07:21,840 --> 01:07:24,400
Here's my thought.

2074
01:07:24,400 --> 01:07:27,440
That guy who ran over the person.

2075
01:07:27,440 --> 01:07:28,840
Called the cops already.

2076
01:07:28,840 --> 01:07:30,160
He had a choice to make.

2077
01:07:30,160 --> 01:07:32,240
And I didn't want to have any part in it.

2078
01:07:32,240 --> 01:07:36,040
If he drove off and wanted to live the I just ran over

2079
01:07:36,040 --> 01:07:40,360
somebody and left life, who am I to stop him from doing that?

2080
01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:42,040
The deed was done.

2081
01:07:42,040 --> 01:07:44,240
I don't think this dude getting out of his car and going, oh,

2082
01:07:44,240 --> 01:07:44,800
god.

2083
01:07:44,800 --> 01:07:45,760
What have I done?

2084
01:07:45,760 --> 01:07:47,040
Did it intentionally.

2085
01:07:47,040 --> 01:07:49,720
He wasn't trying to kill probably a homeless guy that

2086
01:07:49,720 --> 01:07:50,680
collapsed in the street.

2087
01:07:50,680 --> 01:07:52,400
Then he ran him over.

2088
01:07:52,400 --> 01:07:53,640
So.

2089
01:07:53,640 --> 01:07:54,520
Yeah.

2090
01:07:54,520 --> 01:07:56,320
Well, the way people walk on sidewalks here,

2091
01:07:56,320 --> 01:07:58,960
he probably stepped off as the guy was going off.

2092
01:07:58,960 --> 01:08:00,360
That's probably what happened.

2093
01:08:00,360 --> 01:08:02,040
I had a chick, I think, intentionally

2094
01:08:02,040 --> 01:08:04,120
tried to suicide herself by car when

2095
01:08:04,120 --> 01:08:05,840
I was coming around one of the corners.

2096
01:08:05,840 --> 01:08:08,800
She made eye contact with me and then started to step out.

2097
01:08:08,800 --> 01:08:09,800
And I was like, what the?

2098
01:08:09,800 --> 01:08:11,280
And I had to go into the other lane.

2099
01:08:11,280 --> 01:08:15,560
And as I did it, there was a car behind me who also

2100
01:08:15,560 --> 01:08:18,120
he had to break because I got into the lane or whatever.

2101
01:08:18,120 --> 01:08:19,840
He pulls up next to me at the red light.

2102
01:08:19,840 --> 01:08:21,000
He rolls down his window and looks at me.

2103
01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:22,720
He's like, what the fuck was that?

2104
01:08:22,720 --> 01:08:25,440
I was like, not at me, but I was like, I was like,

2105
01:08:25,440 --> 01:08:26,600
I think she was trying to.

2106
01:08:26,600 --> 01:08:28,680
And he's like, I think she was trying to.

2107
01:08:28,680 --> 01:08:29,680
And we're like, whoa.

2108
01:08:29,680 --> 01:08:31,760
We're both kind of freaked out because it

2109
01:08:31,760 --> 01:08:36,680
was a near eye contact right at the corner too.

2110
01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:40,560
So as I'm coming around and she makes eye and step,

2111
01:08:40,560 --> 01:08:42,800
I'm like, holy shit, my heart was racing.

2112
01:08:42,800 --> 01:08:44,400
I bet.

2113
01:08:44,400 --> 01:08:45,800
Oh.

2114
01:08:45,800 --> 01:08:47,160
Anyway, thanks, Mike.

2115
01:08:47,160 --> 01:08:48,320
That wasn't what I meant.

2116
01:08:48,320 --> 01:08:52,440
That wasn't my traumatic thing I wanted to talk about.

2117
01:08:52,440 --> 01:08:58,640
Mine, my recommendation thing is

2118
01:08:58,640 --> 01:09:00,120
dinner time live.

2119
01:09:00,120 --> 01:09:06,200
And yes, it's familiar with David Chang.

2120
01:09:06,200 --> 01:09:10,360
He's my friend from Golden State Farms

2121
01:09:10,360 --> 01:09:13,560
where we worked in a security business.

2122
01:09:13,560 --> 01:09:14,640
David Chang.

2123
01:09:14,640 --> 01:09:18,040
David Chang is a chef, a mobile food show.

2124
01:09:18,040 --> 01:09:18,560
OK.

2125
01:09:18,560 --> 01:09:19,360
OK.

2126
01:09:19,360 --> 01:09:21,280
He did a lot of television.

2127
01:09:21,280 --> 01:09:24,720
Is he a lot of guest judges and guest hosts and stuff

2128
01:09:24,720 --> 01:09:26,920
on cooking channel stuff?

2129
01:09:26,920 --> 01:09:28,280
Back in the day, I think he did.

2130
01:09:28,280 --> 01:09:30,760
This is on Netflix, dinner time live.

2131
01:09:30,760 --> 01:09:34,560
And what it is, it's a show done live real time.

2132
01:09:34,560 --> 01:09:35,800
Like, oh, OK.

2133
01:09:35,800 --> 01:09:36,760
It's on Tuesdays.

2134
01:09:36,760 --> 01:09:37,400
Wow.

2135
01:09:37,400 --> 01:09:39,320
I watch it recorded because I work Tuesdays.

2136
01:09:39,320 --> 01:09:43,800
But it's literally, he goes in and does like three or four

2137
01:09:43,800 --> 01:09:49,360
courses in an hour live for usually two celebrity guests.

2138
01:09:49,360 --> 01:09:49,840
That's cool.

2139
01:09:49,840 --> 01:09:53,680
A lot of comedians, a couple boxers, just different people.

2140
01:09:53,680 --> 01:09:57,200
So it's like the Cooking with Burt Kreischer's podcast

2141
01:09:57,200 --> 01:09:58,280
only done.

2142
01:09:58,280 --> 01:09:59,240
But a real chef.

2143
01:09:59,240 --> 01:10:01,600
Not rubbing his nose every five seconds.

2144
01:10:01,600 --> 01:10:03,000
Washing his hands and everything.

2145
01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:03,480
Yeah.

2146
01:10:03,480 --> 01:10:04,760
Oh, that's gross.

2147
01:10:04,760 --> 01:10:05,640
It's like, yeah.

2148
01:10:05,640 --> 01:10:06,640
Burt, yeah.

2149
01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:07,920
Yeah.

2150
01:10:07,920 --> 01:10:08,920
That's a funny one too.

2151
01:10:08,920 --> 01:10:10,080
But yeah, that sounds awesome.

2152
01:10:10,080 --> 01:10:11,760
But this is much better than that.

2153
01:10:11,760 --> 01:10:12,400
What's it on?

2154
01:10:12,400 --> 01:10:13,280
It's on Netflix.

2155
01:10:13,280 --> 01:10:13,520
OK.

2156
01:10:13,520 --> 01:10:15,680
It's called Dinner Time Live.

2157
01:10:15,680 --> 01:10:16,960
There's two seasons now.

2158
01:10:16,960 --> 01:10:19,000
They're in their second season.

2159
01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:20,520
They're doing holiday stuff right now.

2160
01:10:20,520 --> 01:10:21,400
Oh, nice.

2161
01:10:21,400 --> 01:10:23,480
So it's just a fantastic show to watch.

2162
01:10:23,480 --> 01:10:24,160
Yeah, it sounds great.

2163
01:10:24,160 --> 01:10:25,840
It's my wife who doesn't even cook.

2164
01:10:25,840 --> 01:10:29,600
I mean, she'll frozen whatever, but she doesn't really cook.

2165
01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:30,560
Loves it too.

2166
01:10:30,560 --> 01:10:31,560
Now are they like the?

2167
01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:33,600
Because it's entertaining as well as.

2168
01:10:33,600 --> 01:10:36,200
Are they like traditional fine dining recipes?

2169
01:10:36,200 --> 01:10:36,720
Or just like?

2170
01:10:36,720 --> 01:10:38,000
Some of them.

2171
01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:41,120
I've seen now some of the most amazing things

2172
01:10:41,120 --> 01:10:44,800
like white truffles just shaved like forever.

2173
01:10:44,800 --> 01:10:50,200
And I've seen a tub of caviar as big as that chair right there.

2174
01:10:50,200 --> 01:10:51,120
Jesus.

2175
01:10:51,120 --> 01:10:52,440
It's big around that chair.

2176
01:10:52,440 --> 01:10:53,440
Not as tall.

2177
01:10:53,440 --> 01:10:55,720
But like, and eating the whole thing, two people

2178
01:10:55,720 --> 01:10:58,560
eating the whole damn thing on there.

2179
01:10:58,560 --> 01:10:59,680
Would you like no bread?

2180
01:10:59,680 --> 01:11:02,560
Would you challenge yourself to try to make the meal

2181
01:11:02,560 --> 01:11:03,880
at the same time as they're cooking?

2182
01:11:03,880 --> 01:11:04,480
You can't.

2183
01:11:04,480 --> 01:11:07,320
I would try to write the recipe down and replicate it myself.

2184
01:11:07,320 --> 01:11:07,960
Yes.

2185
01:11:07,960 --> 01:11:10,120
Like you would want to do it on your own time.

2186
01:11:10,120 --> 01:11:13,160
Like it's when I when I when I go to cook something

2187
01:11:13,160 --> 01:11:15,240
I haven't cooked before, I do it as fast.

2188
01:11:15,240 --> 01:11:17,880
Yeah, I watch multiple people cook the same dish

2189
01:11:17,880 --> 01:11:20,640
different ways so I can kind of see different techniques,

2190
01:11:20,640 --> 01:11:23,120
different styles, different seasonings that they use.

2191
01:11:23,120 --> 01:11:26,000
So that way I can kind of figure out what works for my palate

2192
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:27,000
and what I like.

2193
01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:30,240
Like anytime I anytime like Thanksgiving is coming up

2194
01:11:30,240 --> 01:11:33,360
and I'm going to be smoking my turkey.

2195
01:11:33,360 --> 01:11:34,960
And I've done it the last three years.

2196
01:11:34,960 --> 01:11:38,400
But I'm still going to for the week and a half leading up to it

2197
01:11:38,400 --> 01:11:40,840
going to be just watching videos of different people doing

2198
01:11:40,840 --> 01:11:41,600
different methods.

2199
01:11:41,600 --> 01:11:42,640
That's your turkey pork.

2200
01:11:42,640 --> 01:11:43,360
It is.

2201
01:11:43,360 --> 01:11:43,880
It is.

2202
01:11:43,880 --> 01:11:44,480
It's yeah.

2203
01:11:44,480 --> 01:11:46,720
It's it's anytime I smoke something.

2204
01:11:46,720 --> 01:11:49,840
When I do brisket, when I do anything, like it's it's just

2205
01:11:49,840 --> 01:11:52,480
I sit there and I smoked meat porn and you just sit back

2206
01:11:52,480 --> 01:11:53,640
and you just go.

2207
01:11:53,640 --> 01:11:54,280
Yeah.

2208
01:11:54,280 --> 01:11:57,000
Well, and I'm more like, OK, how am I going to execute this?

2209
01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:57,840
Like what am I going to do?

2210
01:11:57,840 --> 01:11:59,720
Because I want I want it to turn out great.

2211
01:11:59,720 --> 01:12:01,440
I don't want it to be mediocre.

2212
01:12:01,440 --> 01:12:02,640
I want it to be fantastic.

2213
01:12:02,640 --> 01:12:05,120
I want people to be like, that's the best fucking turkey I've

2214
01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:05,640
had.

2215
01:12:05,640 --> 01:12:08,000
You know, that's that's my goal.

2216
01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:11,160
I want to be the only one disappointed in it.

2217
01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:13,000
That's one of the reasons this show is so good

2218
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:15,240
because that's the way he is a lot.

2219
01:12:15,240 --> 01:12:19,800
He's like he wants the people to enjoy that are there as guests.

2220
01:12:19,800 --> 01:12:24,360
It's not it's so less about the cooking and more about them

2221
01:12:24,360 --> 01:12:26,200
interactions and them enjoying it.

2222
01:12:26,200 --> 01:12:26,920
That's cool.

2223
01:12:26,920 --> 01:12:28,680
It's a very cool show.

2224
01:12:28,680 --> 01:12:31,920
That sounds like, yeah, it's a fun.

2225
01:12:31,920 --> 01:12:32,560
You sit down.

2226
01:12:32,560 --> 01:12:34,240
What would brainless?

2227
01:12:34,240 --> 01:12:36,480
Yeah, that sounds that sounds good.

2228
01:12:36,480 --> 01:12:37,920
I like that.

2229
01:12:37,920 --> 01:12:39,080
Did you got a wreck?

2230
01:12:39,080 --> 01:12:40,000
Did you got a wreck?

2231
01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:40,760
Did you got a wreck?

2232
01:12:40,760 --> 01:12:41,600
Did you got a wreck?

2233
01:12:41,600 --> 01:12:43,720
Did you got a wreck?

2234
01:12:43,720 --> 01:12:46,320
Yeah, speaking of Netflix, I watched the Mr.

2235
01:12:46,320 --> 01:12:49,280
McMahon documentary on there and I recommended it.

2236
01:12:49,280 --> 01:12:50,120
It was pretty good.

2237
01:12:50,120 --> 01:12:51,720
It was enjoyable.

2238
01:12:51,720 --> 01:12:52,800
A lot of shit.

2239
01:12:52,800 --> 01:12:54,400
They don't want to what an asshole you.

2240
01:12:54,400 --> 01:12:55,040
Oh, yeah.

2241
01:12:55,040 --> 01:12:56,560
Yeah, for sure.

2242
01:12:56,560 --> 01:12:58,160
They go into it and they kind of go

2243
01:12:58,160 --> 01:13:02,880
into how blended the Mr. McMahon character is with reality

2244
01:13:02,880 --> 01:13:07,000
and how it's kind of just him but more dramatic, obviously.

2245
01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:10,240
They lightly touched on the sexual allegations

2246
01:13:10,240 --> 01:13:12,000
because it kind of happened while they're

2247
01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:13,720
making the documentary.

2248
01:13:13,720 --> 01:13:17,040
And they don't really touch on too much after the fact

2249
01:13:17,040 --> 01:13:19,040
because I think now he's actually back working

2250
01:13:19,040 --> 01:13:21,120
with the WWE again.

2251
01:13:21,120 --> 01:13:26,520
I think he left twice and then I think he came back again now

2252
01:13:26,520 --> 01:13:28,520
because I think he got acquitted of everything.

2253
01:13:28,520 --> 01:13:31,880
I think all of that got settled somehow, some way, whether.

2254
01:13:31,880 --> 01:13:33,400
It's called millions of dollars.

2255
01:13:33,400 --> 01:13:33,800
Yeah.

2256
01:13:33,800 --> 01:13:34,320
Paid him out.

2257
01:13:34,320 --> 01:13:34,840
Exactly.

2258
01:13:34,840 --> 01:13:35,800
It's called owning WWE.

2259
01:13:35,800 --> 01:13:36,440
Hush money.

2260
01:13:36,440 --> 01:13:37,400
Paying hush money.

2261
01:13:37,400 --> 01:13:39,160
Is Stephanie McMahon his real daughter?

2262
01:13:39,160 --> 01:13:40,120
Yes.

2263
01:13:40,120 --> 01:13:40,480
OK, did she marry him?

2264
01:13:40,480 --> 01:13:41,360
Stephanie and Shane.

2265
01:13:41,360 --> 01:13:42,680
And she's really married to AAA.

2266
01:13:42,680 --> 01:13:44,080
Yes.

2267
01:13:44,080 --> 01:13:46,320
But it wasn't the storyline.

2268
01:13:46,320 --> 01:13:47,920
I mean, it wasn't the storyline.

2269
01:13:47,920 --> 01:13:52,200
But that stuff is all so close to reality of those.

2270
01:13:52,200 --> 01:13:54,560
And that's what the documentary touched on a lot,

2271
01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:58,680
is how he revolutionized it by blending reality

2272
01:13:58,680 --> 01:14:02,520
with these storylines and making these storylines seem

2273
01:14:02,520 --> 01:14:05,320
like to where it's hard to tell what's real and what's fake.

2274
01:14:05,320 --> 01:14:10,600
Because people know that the action is not necessarily fake

2275
01:14:10,600 --> 01:14:11,880
but it's choreographed.

2276
01:14:11,880 --> 01:14:14,360
So they know that that's choreographed.

2277
01:14:14,360 --> 01:14:16,720
But they can't tell the difference

2278
01:14:16,720 --> 01:14:19,560
between these characters and the people playing the characters.

2279
01:14:19,560 --> 01:14:20,680
That means I can.

2280
01:14:20,680 --> 01:14:21,480
You can, yes.

2281
01:14:21,480 --> 01:14:23,640
Because sometimes they get really mad at each other

2282
01:14:23,640 --> 01:14:24,240
in real life.

2283
01:14:24,240 --> 01:14:25,080
In real life, yeah.

2284
01:14:25,080 --> 01:14:26,680
And then they kind of write it in.

2285
01:14:26,680 --> 01:14:27,160
Yeah.

2286
01:14:27,160 --> 01:14:29,040
And in the middle of a match, they'll

2287
01:14:29,040 --> 01:14:30,960
get mad at each other and give each other receipts.

2288
01:14:30,960 --> 01:14:31,440
Yeah.

2289
01:14:31,440 --> 01:14:32,600
Smack each other for real.

2290
01:14:32,600 --> 01:14:33,160
For real.

2291
01:14:33,160 --> 01:14:34,480
Exactly, yeah.

2292
01:14:34,480 --> 01:14:36,040
Mr. Manda, and that's on Netflix?

2293
01:14:36,040 --> 01:14:36,640
On Netflix.

2294
01:14:36,640 --> 01:14:37,520
It was great.

2295
01:14:37,520 --> 01:14:41,480
I think it's like a five part thing.

2296
01:14:41,480 --> 01:14:42,080
One thing.

2297
01:14:42,080 --> 01:14:42,600
No.

2298
01:14:42,600 --> 01:14:43,520
You shouldn't complain, Andy.

2299
01:14:43,520 --> 01:14:45,520
You're going to watch it at 4x speed.

2300
01:14:45,520 --> 01:14:47,360
I mean, I worked my way through it for like a week.

2301
01:14:47,360 --> 01:14:49,600
I was falling asleep to it and kind of just picking up

2302
01:14:49,600 --> 01:14:52,240
where I left off.

2303
01:14:52,240 --> 01:14:54,760
Because I watched during the Attitude era.

2304
01:14:54,760 --> 01:14:56,200
And it was kind of like when I watched

2305
01:14:56,200 --> 01:14:57,280
wrestling when I was a kid.

2306
01:14:57,280 --> 01:14:57,800
Me too.

2307
01:14:57,800 --> 01:14:58,600
Stone Cold.

2308
01:14:58,600 --> 01:14:59,160
Yeah, The Rock.

2309
01:14:59,160 --> 01:14:59,920
The Undertaker.

2310
01:14:59,920 --> 01:15:00,440
Yep.

2311
01:15:00,440 --> 01:15:00,920
Rock.

2312
01:15:00,920 --> 01:15:01,640
Mankind.

2313
01:15:01,640 --> 01:15:02,560
Big Show.

2314
01:15:02,560 --> 01:15:02,920
Yeah.

2315
01:15:02,920 --> 01:15:03,720
And then afterwards.

2316
01:15:03,720 --> 01:15:04,200
Rey Mysterio Jr.

2317
01:15:04,200 --> 01:15:05,240
So funny that we all talk about wrestling.

2318
01:15:05,240 --> 01:15:05,720
Love it.

2319
01:15:05,720 --> 01:15:06,480
I love it.

2320
01:15:06,480 --> 01:15:07,840
From the era before that.

2321
01:15:07,840 --> 01:15:08,320
Yeah.

2322
01:15:08,320 --> 01:15:10,840
Well, actually, really, there were two eras before that.

2323
01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:12,560
Your Hulk Hogan Ultimate Warrior.

2324
01:15:12,560 --> 01:15:14,520
Well, that was the height of mine.

2325
01:15:14,520 --> 01:15:17,320
The one before that, even, is where I started.

2326
01:15:17,320 --> 01:15:18,800
When I was a kid, it was.

2327
01:15:18,800 --> 01:15:20,720
That was when it was like smaller.

2328
01:15:20,720 --> 01:15:21,760
Yeah, it was smaller.

2329
01:15:21,760 --> 01:15:24,640
And it was a lot of locals.

2330
01:15:24,640 --> 01:15:25,960
A lot of locals.

2331
01:15:25,960 --> 01:15:28,880
Yeah, it'd be like the attorney, Jim Norton.

2332
01:15:28,880 --> 01:15:31,440
Well, they touched on like when he first took over

2333
01:15:31,440 --> 01:15:34,880
for his dad, like how they were regional.

2334
01:15:34,880 --> 01:15:36,440
There was different wrestling leagues,

2335
01:15:36,440 --> 01:15:37,560
and they were all regional.

2336
01:15:37,560 --> 01:15:39,240
And then Vince McMahon was like, nah, fuck that.

2337
01:15:39,240 --> 01:15:39,920
I'm taking him.

2338
01:15:39,920 --> 01:15:42,920
Because the region that I was in down in Dallas.

2339
01:15:42,920 --> 01:15:43,560
Was Von Erics.

2340
01:15:43,560 --> 01:15:44,640
There was all the Von Erics.

2341
01:15:44,640 --> 01:15:46,600
That whole region was run by the Von Erics.

2342
01:15:46,600 --> 01:15:47,120
Yeah.

2343
01:15:47,120 --> 01:15:48,280
And he took over everything.

2344
01:15:48,280 --> 01:15:51,040
Yeah, he kind of took over everything.

2345
01:15:51,040 --> 01:15:57,160
If you, there's a show, I believe it's called Heels?

2346
01:15:57,160 --> 01:15:57,920
Oh, yeah.

2347
01:15:57,920 --> 01:16:01,120
Yeah, starring, I watched the first season of this.

2348
01:16:01,120 --> 01:16:05,800
It stars the guy that played Arrow and another dude.

2349
01:16:05,800 --> 01:16:10,360
And they play, they're two brothers whose father dies,

2350
01:16:10,360 --> 01:16:12,880
and they take over the wrestling business.

2351
01:16:12,880 --> 01:16:15,040
And it's a local, regional kind of wrestling

2352
01:16:15,040 --> 01:16:17,600
that they're trying to compete with bigger ones like a W.

2353
01:16:17,600 --> 01:16:20,440
Not W, but they're trying to compete with other ones.

2354
01:16:20,440 --> 01:16:22,520
And they're, yeah, it's like one brother's

2355
01:16:22,520 --> 01:16:23,640
coming back into the fold.

2356
01:16:23,640 --> 01:16:26,640
The other one is the one that's like, loves it,

2357
01:16:26,640 --> 01:16:28,480
and you know, breathes.

2358
01:16:28,480 --> 01:16:30,920
You know, he's like the guy that, the responsible one.

2359
01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:32,800
And it's like great, great show.

2360
01:16:32,800 --> 01:16:33,760
I loved the first season.

2361
01:16:33,760 --> 01:16:37,040
I forgot, I forgot they made more.

2362
01:16:37,040 --> 01:16:37,920
But I liked it a lot.

2363
01:16:37,920 --> 01:16:38,920
It's dramatic.

2364
01:16:38,920 --> 01:16:39,480
It's good.

2365
01:16:39,480 --> 01:16:42,520
We can also go back on Peacock and watch any WrestleMania

2366
01:16:42,520 --> 01:16:43,360
you want or any.

2367
01:16:43,360 --> 01:16:44,120
Oh, is that right?

2368
01:16:44,120 --> 01:16:45,120
Yeah, they're all on there.

2369
01:16:45,120 --> 01:16:46,560
I started, like after the documentary,

2370
01:16:46,560 --> 01:16:47,840
I was like, you know what, I'm going to look on Peacock,

2371
01:16:47,840 --> 01:16:48,640
see what they have.

2372
01:16:48,640 --> 01:16:52,120
And I went back and watched like WrestleMania 2000.

2373
01:16:52,120 --> 01:16:53,840
I was like, I remember this one.

2374
01:16:53,840 --> 01:16:57,240
You know, I mean, I got like maybe 30, 40 minutes in,

2375
01:16:57,240 --> 01:16:58,080
and I was like, all right.

2376
01:16:58,080 --> 01:16:59,360
You're not doing a four hour WrestleMania.

2377
01:16:59,360 --> 01:17:00,240
No, no.

2378
01:17:00,240 --> 01:17:01,800
I skipped a few matches and stuff.

2379
01:17:01,800 --> 01:17:03,040
I'm like, I don't even remember any of these people.

2380
01:17:03,040 --> 01:17:03,880
I'm a Royal Rumble guy.

2381
01:17:03,880 --> 01:17:05,520
Royal Rumble was always fun.

2382
01:17:05,520 --> 01:17:06,520
That's just more my thing.

2383
01:17:06,520 --> 01:17:09,120
I liked playing Royal Rumble when it came to the.

2384
01:17:09,120 --> 01:17:12,120
Because it was cool how to be all those guys in the ring

2385
01:17:12,120 --> 01:17:12,960
at one time.

2386
01:17:12,960 --> 01:17:17,800
And the N64 version of the Royal Rumble was awesome.

2387
01:17:17,800 --> 01:17:22,320
Because you're just tossing motherfuckers out of the ring.

2388
01:17:22,320 --> 01:17:24,400
20, 30 people loved it.

2389
01:17:24,400 --> 01:17:24,920
Yeah.

2390
01:17:24,920 --> 01:17:27,080
It's so funny now, though, because y'all have grown up

2391
01:17:27,080 --> 01:17:28,680
the whole time knowing it's fake.

2392
01:17:28,680 --> 01:17:29,200
Yeah.

2393
01:17:29,200 --> 01:17:29,680
Yeah.

2394
01:17:29,680 --> 01:17:30,720
You guys thought it was real.

2395
01:17:30,720 --> 01:17:32,320
We thought it was real when we were kids.

2396
01:17:32,320 --> 01:17:32,880
Yeah.

2397
01:17:32,880 --> 01:17:35,200
Because they would never, they would never.

2398
01:17:35,200 --> 01:17:39,480
Have you ever seen the, I think it was on, not Jimmy Kimmel,

2399
01:17:39,480 --> 01:17:41,040
but one of the late night shows.

2400
01:17:41,040 --> 01:17:42,280
When the wrestlers go on.

2401
01:17:42,280 --> 01:17:43,400
Andy Kaufman?

2402
01:17:43,400 --> 01:17:43,880
Yes.

2403
01:17:43,880 --> 01:17:46,120
That, were you, how old were you?

2404
01:17:46,120 --> 01:17:46,920
Or was it the one?

2405
01:17:46,920 --> 01:17:47,480
I wasn't sure.

2406
01:17:47,480 --> 01:17:50,040
Andy Kaufman wrestled a dude.

2407
01:17:50,040 --> 01:17:51,680
He got his ass beat or whatever.

2408
01:17:51,680 --> 01:17:55,440
Also, an interview with Hulk Hogan and Mr. T,

2409
01:17:55,440 --> 01:17:57,000
where they actually hit the interviewer

2410
01:17:57,000 --> 01:17:58,320
because he was calling it fake.

2411
01:17:58,320 --> 01:17:58,560
Right.

2412
01:17:58,560 --> 01:17:59,800
And they choked him out.

2413
01:17:59,800 --> 01:18:00,040
Yeah.

2414
01:18:00,040 --> 01:18:01,320
And then he fell and hit his head.

2415
01:18:01,320 --> 01:18:02,200
And he was bleeding.

2416
01:18:02,200 --> 01:18:02,680
Oh, shit.

2417
01:18:02,680 --> 01:18:04,160
No, he sued the fuck out of them.

2418
01:18:04,160 --> 01:18:06,560
They were playing it off as real back then.

2419
01:18:06,560 --> 01:18:07,840
Yeah.

2420
01:18:07,840 --> 01:18:09,600
They were literally really trying

2421
01:18:09,600 --> 01:18:11,680
to convince people that it was real.

2422
01:18:11,680 --> 01:18:13,760
But there's definitely real athleticism in it.

2423
01:18:13,760 --> 01:18:15,120
Oh, athleticism is amazing.

2424
01:18:15,120 --> 01:18:16,400
It couldn't be a fucking recipe.

2425
01:18:16,400 --> 01:18:18,400
I have a friend, Shane, who wants to,

2426
01:18:18,400 --> 01:18:20,640
who did independent wrestling, indie wrestling.

2427
01:18:20,640 --> 01:18:21,880
Yeah.

2428
01:18:21,880 --> 01:18:22,560
That it's in.

2429
01:18:22,560 --> 01:18:23,760
Backyard shit?

2430
01:18:23,760 --> 01:18:25,120
Well, no, not backyard.

2431
01:18:25,120 --> 01:18:27,480
There's backyard and then there's independent wrestling.

2432
01:18:27,480 --> 01:18:29,240
And the independent wrestling is more of the regional stuff

2433
01:18:29,240 --> 01:18:32,400
that you were talking about, where you go to venues

2434
01:18:32,400 --> 01:18:33,840
that they set up.

2435
01:18:33,840 --> 01:18:37,240
I'm pretty sure like the Dwarf Wrestling League

2436
01:18:37,240 --> 01:18:39,120
is an independent wrestler kind of deal.

2437
01:18:39,120 --> 01:18:41,320
Where you're paying for your own shit.

2438
01:18:41,320 --> 01:18:44,600
And you're, but you get paid per gig or whatever.

2439
01:18:44,600 --> 01:18:46,120
So but you have to train.

2440
01:18:46,120 --> 01:18:47,760
You have to be good enough.

2441
01:18:47,760 --> 01:18:50,360
We saw David Arquette work his way up.

2442
01:18:50,360 --> 01:18:52,080
It's kind of through with you cannot kill.

2443
01:18:52,080 --> 01:18:53,280
That would have been kind of independent.

2444
01:18:53,280 --> 01:18:54,040
Yeah.

2445
01:18:54,040 --> 01:18:57,000
Except the that really shitty.

2446
01:18:57,000 --> 01:18:59,360
Well, he gets all fucked up.

2447
01:18:59,360 --> 01:19:00,320
That's in the backyard.

2448
01:19:00,320 --> 01:19:01,480
That's the backyard shit.

2449
01:19:01,480 --> 01:19:01,800
Yeah.

2450
01:19:01,800 --> 01:19:03,680
Which is also a fun wrestling game,

2451
01:19:03,680 --> 01:19:05,600
or at least it was a wrestling game.

2452
01:19:05,600 --> 01:19:06,680
I don't know if it was fun.

2453
01:19:06,680 --> 01:19:08,480
But awesome.

2454
01:19:08,480 --> 01:19:13,720
Next week, we are continuing our holiday tradition

2455
01:19:13,720 --> 01:19:17,680
by getting into, well, now that we've done some traveling,

2456
01:19:17,680 --> 01:19:18,680
what comes next?

2457
01:19:18,680 --> 01:19:21,200
It's family visiting.

2458
01:19:21,200 --> 01:19:24,000
And that means Christmas vacation.

2459
01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:26,080
So Christmas vacation is next week.

2460
01:19:26,080 --> 01:19:27,600
Join us then.

2461
01:19:27,600 --> 01:19:34,360
And as always, thank you for coming along for the ride.

2462
01:19:34,360 --> 01:19:36,160
With us as always is Brennan.

2463
01:19:36,160 --> 01:19:39,240
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun,

2464
01:19:39,240 --> 01:19:41,240
dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun,

2465
01:19:41,240 --> 01:19:42,040
Chippley up to Boston.

2466
01:19:42,040 --> 01:19:42,920
Why'd you go fast?

2467
01:19:42,920 --> 01:19:44,080
I don't know why I went fast.

2468
01:19:44,080 --> 01:19:44,560
Jesus.

2469
01:19:44,560 --> 01:19:46,960
Just added a little pizzazz.

2470
01:19:46,960 --> 01:19:48,160
Have a good night.

2471
01:19:48,160 --> 01:19:48,640
What's that?

2472
01:19:48,640 --> 01:19:49,680
Have a good night.

2473
01:19:49,680 --> 01:19:51,760
And we have Michael.

2474
01:19:51,760 --> 01:19:56,840
I wish I could stuff him up and throw him in an oven sometimes,

2475
01:19:56,840 --> 01:19:59,480
like a turkey Larson.

2476
01:19:59,480 --> 01:20:00,960
Have a good night, everyone.

2477
01:20:00,960 --> 01:20:02,760
And I'm your host, Andy Rice.

2478
01:20:02,760 --> 01:20:05,120
We've been fried.

2479
01:20:05,120 --> 01:20:08,000
Brennan's turkey is going to be smoked.

2480
01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:12,000
And I'm going to be Andy forever.

2481
01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:13,560
Good night.

2482
01:20:13,560 --> 01:20:37,560
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