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And welcome everybody to another High Voltage.

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You can't keep us down no matter fucking what episode of Fried Rice Podcast.

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I'm your host Andy Rice.

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Let's get fried with me.

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As always is Brennan, shipley up to Boston.

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I think I'm going to the horse races after this.

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Nice.

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And with us, as always, no matter what you do to make it otherwise, you can argue with

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him every single episode.

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Make it clear that you do not value or respect his opinions, make fun of him, call him names,

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give him unhealthy foods after he had a severe heart attack.

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And the one thing that would bring him closer to death is those healthy foods.

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Not only do you bring them, you force him to eat it for this podcast that nobody listens

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to.

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Michael, I refuse to ever call him cellos ever again.

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Now that we are done with this stupid fucking movie, even though I kind of liked it, Larsen.

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Crank three motherfucker.

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You son of a bitch.

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Never over.

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I'm going to Tony Hinchgolfy.

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You son of a bitch.

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Welcome everybody.

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It's Fried Rice Podcast.

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Let's get right into it.

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I hope you've all had a great week or life.

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I don't know if this is your first episode, whatever, fuck it, I don't know your schedule.

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But yeah, the what are we smoking section is how we like to open these things off because

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yeah, we're smoking the whole time.

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We're going to be high.

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That's just how it goes.

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And we have a very tight 20 minute episode that will turn into longer than that.

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Every episode is scripted for 20 minutes.

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So if you've ever listened to one of our episodes, just blame the weed we're smoking.

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If it's gone any longer than that 20 minute mark, which we never had a 20 minute episode

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of anything, even our even our ones that are supposed to be even the Halloween ones that

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were supposed to be just 20 minute hours.

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Yeah, they're just as long.

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That's because you decided to watch the Carrie Diaries on top of all the other stuff.

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That was a that was I was hoping there'd be more more death at the end of the Carrie Diaries.

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I like said no one except for me.

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I guess after watching the Carrie Diaries, not enough people died in that telekinesis

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unless I'm missing it.

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I must be missing something to break the fourth wall a little bit here.

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The no, I'm going to right now of our Christmas episode that we're recording this week.

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Did you watch multiple movies for that one and two?

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Because there is a second one.

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I started to.

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Did you know there's a second one?

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Oh, my God, I forgot there's a Larry the Cable Guy version.

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Yeah, I did not know until I got him.

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It's Larry the Cable Guy.

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I got 10 minutes in.

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Even on the image of it, they didn't even show really who was in it.

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By the way, we're being secretive for no reason.

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Jingle All the Way is one of the holiday one of the Christmas classics that we're going

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to cover for our eight crazy nights of Christmas.

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Well, yeah, there's like 12, maybe 13 days.

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There's a lot we're calling it because that's how it started.

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There's more than eight days.

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Just roll with it.

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Merry Christmas.

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The entire month, 25 days of Christmas.

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We're starting in November, actually, at the end of November.

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We really are.

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So our first real Christmas is November, the last weekend of November.

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But we're just like all those terrible moms or not Karen's, but like those middle aged

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moms that are out there who the moment Halloween ends, we almost belong on Hallmark Channel.

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We're the wall.

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We're Wal-Mart.

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The moment makes it a wall.

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Hallmark Channel would not want us for the maturing Hallmark Channel.

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If you're listening and you want a night adult content, we got you.

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We could go PG probably.

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No, no, no, we can't.

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But late night, we've got you.

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We've done kids movies and they're the worst ever.

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So we can't really.

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in that.

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Where did it come from?

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You don't know.

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Listen and find out.

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Yeah.

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So welcome.

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The one are we smoking?

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I have brought these seven year old.

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Yeah, I brought these joints that I found aged to wolves.

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Call it perfection.

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They're called big dummies.

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I was like they're called little dummies.

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Oh, I might've bought little dummies before and now I bought the big dummies.

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So the big dummies, I'm assuming they're gra there a gram each.

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I got mold on it.

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No, it's not mold.

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Mike, it's if you take a look, that's oil.

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Just be careful.

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They're sticky.

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It's like breaking the jar.

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Did you shove this in a jar?

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The one you're looking at is the one that didn't make the pole part.

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So these big dummies are there's a lot of stuff.

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Yeah, they're they're coated stuff in the bottom here that you could probably throw

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into a bowl and kill yourself.

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Yeah, well, maybe one day if I'm ever if I hit that if I hit that point where I want

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to re experience what happened that one day when you did it with the Jeter Autumn flavored

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Oh, that killed us.

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I mean, this thing is the best way to describe it is like take a joint that's three or four

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years old, roll it around in oil and then that oil somehow stays shiny and sticky and

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wet looking three years later.

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It almost looks like fruit leather.

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It looks it looks rough.

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And the thing is, oh, yeah, it does.

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I see that now, especially in the light.

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You can catch like if you look at it and with the light behind it, it kind of has that like

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you roll up sort of texture.

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So we're going to try this.

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I remember last night I tried it.

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It got me nostalgically high.

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If that's three episodes to do today, that'll be interesting.

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So I'll let you start this up.

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We have three to do today.

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No, you only have two.

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I'm like, I was like, wait, I wasn't prepared for three.

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So we're smoking.

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We're doing our smallville after this.

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You didn't watch.

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I don't even have anything.

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I was like, I'll fake it to make it.

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I guess we watched a Buffy the whole series to do a little.

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OK, great.

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So, oh, and then what did you bring?

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I went to T.H.D. last night and I got a Claiborne Co.

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Claiborne Co.

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Gold cuts.

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And it's pretty good.

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I've been smoking it last night.

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It's an Indicate dominant hybrid and it's pretty tasty.

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Pretty nice and fresh.

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Oh, it's things hitting.

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The freight train.

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I'm trying to get it all the way lit.

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Is this going to make us watch a 30 minute video on trains?

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What made us, what got us there?

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What movie were we watching that day?

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I don't know.

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It was one of the Halloween ones I thought.

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Was it Hocus Pocus?

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It wasn't Hocus Pocus.

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It was something.

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That's a weird little.

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Let's do a search for trains on our search and you'll find it.

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So what do you think of the several years old.

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It's melting.

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It's staying away from the fire.

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It kind of is.

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It's melting down the thing.

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What do you think of the taste?

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Yeah, you got to try one, Mike.

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The taste isn't bad.

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You try one hit and then there's a corner I'm going to go nap in.

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Andy will be doing the small episode by himself.

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Yeah, you guys, I don't know if you, if you guys were, if you've listened to, there's,

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yeah, that fucked you.

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All right, everybody keep your mics away from them.

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You're coughing.

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That's interesting, right?

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Something?

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It's interesting.

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I mean, it works.

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I already got a little bit of a head change.

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Yeah.

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So if you want, so I recommend going to find if someone has some big dummies that are several

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years old that they've been holding onto for a special occasion, that special occasion

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in spring, because I realized something while we were watching crank high voltage.

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Well I was watching it, but we all watched it.

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Is that I'm kind of like cellulose myself.

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So instead of having to keep my heart going with, with electricity and meth, I have to

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keep my, my brain calmed down with weed in order for me to not like, I don't know.

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I can't even imagine.

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Can you, can you even begin to imagine?

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The last time I wasn't, I think it was 19, 19 years old, maybe 20.

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I think cause at around 21, 22, no, no, no, sorry.

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Europe when I traveled Europe at 22, there was, we couldn't find weed consistently.

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We did find it.

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Like we were out there.

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We asked, it sounds racist, but maybe I won't say this, but like we, like a few black guys

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hooked us up while we were out and out in Europe.

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It was just like one of those cool things.

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It's just like we found a black guy.

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There wasn't a lot of them in Europe, like, like Ireland and shit.

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There's that one guy, he looks cool.

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Uh, he's smoking and like, we could smell weeds or like, Hey, what's up?

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He's like, yeah, from Nigeria.

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Like I got the hookup.

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And then we met another dude from Nigeria in Spain like a few weeks later.

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So it was like, careful Tony, careful.

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No, I'm just saying there are some, if this is a stereotype that Andy's putting out there

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in the world, there are some pretty chill Nigerians in Spain and Ireland.

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Sorry for breaking the fucking internet with that stereotype.

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I'll put it out in a second.

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Cause it's a lot.

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Yeah.

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But God damn, it's actually pretty good.

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I'm getting fucked up off this thing.

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You want one more?

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So that's the water we smoking.

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And since I already brought it up, let's get right into it.

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We're talking crank two, although it doesn't have the two it's crank high voltage is what

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it goes by.

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And this is Jason Statham's followup.

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This is so funny.

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You guys are just fucking good.

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I mean, I cough all the time.

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It's nothing different for me.

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I cough a lot of regular weed or a pipe, but I'm okay with a bomb.

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Not so bad.

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I need the moisture I think.

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Yeah my unfortunately the, I don't know what I put in the beginning of this episode, but

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it was a lie.

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I'm sorry for lying to you that bong rip in the beginning.

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You know what I'm going to do?

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Cause I'm going to make it so over the top.

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It was, it was manufactured.

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I'm going to have it be like, like the cleanest most like, like bubbling.

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Like the best one we have.

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Right.

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Yeah.

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Like take the one from the sublime, the open of that sublime song.

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I won't rip one off.

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I'll make my own cause that's the fun.

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I think it's like how often as a, as a Foley artist, you get to get high, just crank a

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mic to 11.

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And then let's go.

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Right.

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I got it.

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So the one you heard in the beginning, obviously it was manufactured.

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That's why, because my bog is out of commission right now.

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I need a new down step, which I'll pick up today.

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So let's get into it.

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We open, well, we don't have to go see, we don't have to go beat by beat, but there,

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I do have some beats, right?

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Well, like the opening of this movie is a video game.

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It's a video game recap.

255
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Yeah.

256
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Which is kind of fun.

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I was like, great recap.

258
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That's pretty funny.

259
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Um, now I, I do have one issue and it's, I'm willing to forgive.

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I'm willing to forgive the whole movie on the idea that this is a alternate universe

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than our own because, and, and, and, and here's, here's

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my, here's, here's my understanding.

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Oh wait.

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It has to be.

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It's because the amount of abuse that people can take, right?

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The fact that the, like the Mexican dude's head was like, you were suspended and like

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the artificial heart and stuff.

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So we're living in like sort of a hybrid of like a cartoon universe and a regular human

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universe.

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And the fact that a heart transplant is so easy and the a hundred year old man just walking

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around the next day.

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Which I'm going to blow this off the top.

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Do you know who played that hundred year old man?

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Yeah.

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It was, uh, right.

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Wasn't it, uh, it's David Carradine, which is nuts.

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I did not know that because I saw that he was in the, uh, in the credits and I was like,

278
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who the fuck?

279
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No, this movie has like some star power.

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When you go through it, it's like insane.

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Dwight Yocum is the, uh, he's the doctor.

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The doctor is great.

283
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I don't know.

284
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At the time of this movie, was he that old as the, as the part he was playing?

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I looked him up on Wikipedia and he had

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a

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character.

288
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No, no, no.

289
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Dwight Yocum.

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His, all of his hits came out in like the seventies eighties and early nineties, maybe nineties.

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So this was 2009, 2004, 2009.

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So yeah, he was.

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Yeah.

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Uh, so, uh, the newscaster, I guess then could theoretically say the word bullshit on TV

295
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if this is an alternate universe.

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There was actually an issue I had because he was like,

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and all this other bullshit.

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And I was just like, why would a newscaster say that?

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It almost takes away from the movie a little bit

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in a weird way because I was just like,

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why would he say that?

302
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I think it kind of sets it up though.

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That's kind of where the first time you go,

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oh, this is not real.

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Real.

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This is all like, honestly,

307
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in this movie it wouldn't surprise me at some point

308
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if this was just a fever dream somebody had.

309
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Yeah.

310
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Sure.

311
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It's so insane.

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Because it's, yeah, because like,

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I mean the fact that he survives the helicopter crash.

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Even the opening scene.

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Without any broken bones.

316
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Just lands on a car, yeah.

317
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No, yeah, he's fine.

318
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He's running around after this.

319
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No, he's fine.

320
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It's just his heart's messed up.

321
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Yeah.

322
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So.

323
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Survived the poison.

324
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He did.

325
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This has gotta be hard for Mike to watch

326
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the fucking heart surgery part.

327
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In the beginning, yeah.

328
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Was that rough?

329
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No, because it's so fake, you know.

330
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Yeah, but at the same time it's pretty.

331
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Being awake the entire time.

332
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Yeah, him waking up.

333
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It's like that when he woke up I'm like, holy shit.

334
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Dude, ashing in his open wound.

335
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I mean, they even did shit like,

336
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this thing starts as a straight comedy.

337
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This is not what, this is absolutely a comedy.

338
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I mean, they pick him up off the ground with a snow shovel.

339
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They do, yeah.

340
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It's insane.

341
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There's a lot of weird.

342
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Weird little choices that you go,

343
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oh, this is just straight comedy.

344
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In a way, I think that the,

345
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they almost had too much,

346
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this feels like the director was taking a lot of input

347
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from the people on set.

348
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We got that at the end there when we saw the porn stars

349
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doing ad-libbing. Absolutely, their own lines.

350
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Yeah, ad-libbing their own lines.

351
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So if he's letting the porn stars ad-lib,

352
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then you know that.

353
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I think there's a lot of ad-libbing this movie.

354
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Yeah, and so.

355
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Like.

356
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I think they just had a lot of fun making it in general.

357
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You can tell the whole credits broken up

358
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with the outtakes and stuff like that.

359
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You can tell they had fun.

360
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This movie felt like something we would have made.

361
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It was just like we're out doing, having fun.

362
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The camera angles, everything about it felt very,

363
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like I was watching, I was like, how did this take,

364
00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:21,060
it was what, was it 10 million to make or something like that?

365
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20 million, 10, 20 million to make?

366
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I'm like, how?

367
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Yeah.

368
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There's a lot of people.

369
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There's a lot of people.

370
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A lot of people.

371
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But still, like.

372
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I mean, but do you think like,

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Dwight Yoakam was charging that much for?

374
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No, not, just individually, a lot.

375
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I'm not even talking about the stars.

376
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I'm talking about the extras.

377
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Extras make $3, $4 a day.

378
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And there's, jeez, there's, I don't know,

379
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10,000 extras in this movie.

380
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A lot of extras.

381
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It's insane.

382
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But the, I will say this, the,

383
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because I was an extra on The Longest Yard,

384
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the Adam Sandler one.

385
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I was in the football scene.

386
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I was in the audience.

387
00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:56,800
Yeah, I don't think they paid all those people.

388
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Those people.

389
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So like the horse track people.

390
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No, I don't think that.

391
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No.

392
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Yeah.

393
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But there was a line that says,

394
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how to become a paid extra.

395
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And a fucking sandwich that wasn't that good.

396
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And an apple and an orange juice.

397
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But there were a lot of paid just on the street scenes

398
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and then the in the in between.

399
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I think you get paid if you are told to do something

400
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other than like sit there.

401
00:17:16,820 --> 00:17:18,180
I think if they're just like,

402
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hey, we need you to walk by here,

403
00:17:19,780 --> 00:17:20,880
then you're a paid extra.

404
00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:23,300
And I think you're, then you become a SAG actor

405
00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:25,120
you can become if you get a talking line.

406
00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:25,960
A line, right.

407
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:27,960
And there's a lot of lines from extras in this.

408
00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:28,960
I mean, a lot.

409
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:29,800
Yeah.

410
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:30,640
I think I just saw a thing from like,

411
00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:32,260
Brad Pitt, where he was talking about

412
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when he was a waiter or an early on in his career,

413
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he got, he was an extra for this role.

414
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:40,080
And so like in the role, he was a waiter, sorry.

415
00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:42,500
And he, he didn't have any lines.

416
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He was just supposed to put the water down or whatever.

417
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But instead he like, he's like, all right,

418
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that's my thing.

419
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I can become a SAG actor or whatever.

420
00:17:47,980 --> 00:17:49,320
So he like comes up, he's like,

421
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can I get you anything else?

422
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As he says that.

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And the director goes, cut.

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And the like production assistant walks over

425
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and she's like, if you do that again,

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you're off, you're off the set.

427
00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:00,720
Just do stick to your fucking like shit.

428
00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:02,220
And he's like, okay, sorry.

429
00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:05,720
But it's just like extras are always trying to sneak

430
00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:08,160
in lines to get that, get that SAG.

431
00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:11,960
But I feel like Crank High Voltage is one of those movies.

432
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:14,580
If you were lucky enough to be an extra,

433
00:18:14,580 --> 00:18:17,280
this is the kind of movie where he would let you get a line.

434
00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:18,800
I feel like, because.

435
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:19,640
They might cut it.

436
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:20,840
They might make you do it again.

437
00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:22,120
And they might keep it, might not.

438
00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:24,040
Like those porn, those porn stars.

439
00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:24,840
Or porn.

440
00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:26,640
Well, they already have a SAG card, don't they?

441
00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:27,480
From porn?

442
00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:29,120
Well, if they were real porn.

443
00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:31,440
Those are not, those are not you.

444
00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:34,320
No, you can't SAG in porn.

445
00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:36,040
It goes against the whole premise, right?

446
00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:38,320
You get a perk, a perky or a perk.

447
00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:40,440
Yeah, it's perky, yeah.

448
00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:42,080
Did you notice Amy Smart in it?

449
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,760
Yeah, yeah, that's true.

450
00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:46,600
Now, the one thing I like about Amy Smart a lot

451
00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:49,800
is her role in Butterfly Effect starring Ashton Kutcher.

452
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Now she plays the romantic lead.

453
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,600
I knew this was coming.

454
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:57,000
Zack and Mary make a porno is great.

455
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,240
She's funny.

456
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:01,520
If you're a new time listener, I love Butterfly Effect.

457
00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:03,720
I'm surprised we haven't covered it on the show.

458
00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:06,320
I'm surprised it's a buffy and not a Butterfly Effect.

459
00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:08,400
That's weird that we did that.

460
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:09,760
We just haven't brought it up in a while.

461
00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:11,600
Trust me, we're doing some Butterfly Effect.

462
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:14,480
Maybe that might be the first move of the new season.

463
00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:15,600
It can't be the first one.

464
00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:17,240
Yeah, because the first one's Mike's choice.

465
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:22,280
No, the first one of the new season is Die Hard, right?

466
00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:23,440
No, that's the season finale.

467
00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:24,360
That's the season finale.

468
00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:26,160
But I might start strong with something

469
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:28,240
like Butterfly Effect, then we get back into our order.

470
00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:30,160
Yeah, but that makes us watch like, I think there's

471
00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:31,880
like five of those.

472
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,040
No, I don't know if I want.

473
00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:34,560
We're going to break from that.

474
00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:38,120
I don't know if I want to ruin the franchise.

475
00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:38,800
Only one.

476
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:39,600
Only the first one.

477
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:41,800
We don't need to go, well, the second one's not bad.

478
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:43,080
It's photographs.

479
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:44,480
Here he goes.

480
00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:46,920
And I think the third one is videos, which is interesting,

481
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,480
because the first one is Diary.

482
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,720
But I feel like you've told me enough about the second one

483
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:52,240
that I feel like I've already watched.

484
00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:55,520
We can watch one and you can do all the other stuff.

485
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:57,480
Because you know everything.

486
00:19:57,480 --> 00:20:00,280
Just did it last week.

487
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:04,080
Well, maybe if I Butterfly Effect my way back to my

488
00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:06,800
Butterfly Effect is just an ongoing loop inside my own

489
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:09,880
head, where I'm constantly sending my own consciousness

490
00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:12,560
back to a memory that's like a bad one for me.

491
00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:17,560
And then I just kind of live through that grief or sadness.

492
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:18,560
No, no, no, no, not.

493
00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:20,120
But it's not the same memory, Mike.

494
00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:23,640
It's like if something reminds me, oh, that reminds me

495
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:28,120
of like a girl or whatever that I used to know, then I

496
00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:30,480
immediately think of probably the worst time I've ever had

497
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:31,480
with that girl.

498
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:32,840
And then I live through that moment.

499
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:36,320
I don't have any low light reel in my head.

500
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:39,080
What if it was like you playing with Randy and then you're

501
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:41,240
talking with Randy and he's like, remember that time when

502
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:41,840
this happened?

503
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:44,080
And then you like all of a sudden go back.

504
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:46,960
That was your Butterfly Effect is Randy.

505
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:49,240
Randy's my puppet.

506
00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:51,200
That was not a bad little Brennan Randy.

507
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:51,720
Yeah.

508
00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:52,640
A Brandy.

509
00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:53,640
Brandy.

510
00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:58,320
That's.

511
00:20:58,320 --> 00:20:59,240
Oh, Brandon.

512
00:20:59,240 --> 00:20:59,920
Brandon.

513
00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:01,120
It'd be Brandon and Brandon.

514
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:01,640
Brandon.

515
00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:02,640
Yeah.

516
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:05,800
That would be your little puppet.

517
00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:10,240
Oh, man, we should totally do a little like, hey, hey.

518
00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:11,040
I'm Randy.

519
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:13,080
Have a play day with Brandon and Randy.

520
00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:15,800
Brandon and Randy.

521
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:17,320
Oh, God, now we're.

522
00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:20,880
You're reaching my level of fucking delusions here.

523
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:26,160
So you I like that just this quick little exchange.

524
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:32,160
But when he leaves the so after he beats up the doctors

525
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:34,360
and he leaves with that little box

526
00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:38,360
and he steals the clothes, which the outfit later I noticed.

527
00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:38,960
Nice outfit.

528
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:39,760
I like those shoes.

529
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:41,280
I like the I like like the fit.

530
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:43,520
Like it's a good steel still good.

531
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:43,800
Yeah.

532
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:45,120
And so he leaves.

533
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:48,040
And then the first guy runs into some Asian guy goes, you lost?

534
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:48,720
He goes, nope.

535
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:49,840
And he just fucking hits him.

536
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:51,240
I thought that was great.

537
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:54,160
That was the timing on that was perfect.

538
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:58,080
Slicing off the tip of an elbow.

539
00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:02,640
That was almost as bad as terrifying to holy shit.

540
00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:04,240
I did not want to see that.

541
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:05,760
Oh, that was bad.

542
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:06,640
It made you cringe.

543
00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:07,320
Yeah, it was great.

544
00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:09,920
I think the shotgun up the ass was more tolerable than.

545
00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:14,000
Oh, maybe it's a little bit more.

546
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:17,240
The nipple removal elbow was what got really got.

547
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:19,040
I think it goes elbow worst.

548
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:22,040
Nipple close second shotgun.

549
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:23,000
It was a try.

550
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:26,040
Well, yeah, because he also on the shotgun, he didn't pull the trigger.

551
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:28,320
He never pulled the trigger, which helped on the shotgun.

552
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:29,760
Yeah, you kill the guy.

553
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:33,640
Yeah, that guy's just going to have to get major colon surgery.

554
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:35,280
And he and he lubed it up for the guys.

555
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:37,360
Lube it up for some tar with some.

556
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:43,840
What's the bucket of roofing tar?

557
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:45,880
It wasn't oil. I thought it was oil roofing.

558
00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:46,680
Oh, OK.

559
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:47,880
Holy shit.

560
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:49,880
Now, but this I keep forgetting cartoon.

561
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:51,080
This is so cartoon.

562
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:52,560
So this is live.

563
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:55,160
This is a live action cartoon that we watched.

564
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:56,840
Yes, that's it.

565
00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:58,080
That's probably the best description.

566
00:22:58,080 --> 00:22:59,960
I think I can go. It's a live action.

567
00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:02,840
You know what's currently reminiscent of it is the boys.

568
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:07,560
Yeah. Oh, no, but the boys is grounded in reality in the sense that like

569
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:09,360
it's only what their powers can do.

570
00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:12,280
I feel like this doesn't give a fuck about any rules.

571
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:14,520
It's cartoon because like literally he goes.

572
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:18,240
He goes from falling out of a helicopter to

573
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:23,280
to getting the most electrocuted that you could possibly get.

574
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:25,480
No, he's Wiley Coyote. Exactly.

575
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:27,120
Yeah, he keeps surviving.

576
00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:29,920
He's well, exactly. So it's a cartoon.

577
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:31,440
And all the characters in it are cartoons.

578
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:33,320
So, yeah, him shoving a shotgun up the ass.

579
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:35,080
We should have gotten a

580
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,880
that that that that that that that that that.

581
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:39,640
And then that guy goes, that's all folks as he's pulling, you know,

582
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:42,080
walk around. I got that when he jump started himself

583
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:44,000
with the jumper cables and turn into Sonic.

584
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,520
Yeah, just fucking. Oh, yeah.

585
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:49,600
Or when they turn into.

586
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:52,040
I was trying to explain this to Mike.

587
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:53,720
I don't understand when they turn into paper,

588
00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:57,240
machete, giant versions of themselves and fight.

589
00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:59,840
Yes. I don't understand.

590
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:04,360
That scene is so close when they're in that electric area.

591
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:10,560
I get the idea that they wanted to turn them into kaiju's having a giant fight.

592
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:12,800
So powered up like it fucked with him.

593
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:15,680
It fucked with his mental head, like he got so powered up in his heart

594
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,400
that it like changed his perspective of reality.

595
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:20,360
Yeah, I get that.

596
00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:23,920
But it's like a weird decision to take them

597
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:27,560
and then just make warped versions of them the way that they did.

598
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:29,120
Which is like a mask.

599
00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:31,440
It looks like it's at the very end of this movie.

600
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:33,040
He becomes Ghost Rider. OK.

601
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:36,680
Yeah, he just becomes Ghost Rider at the end of this movie.

602
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:39,000
Now, I will give her the hug.

603
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:42,320
Bailing should have pushed him in the pool.

604
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:46,120
Yeah, that would I mean, I just feel like that's I understand

605
00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:47,680
what they're going for, whatever.

606
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:51,240
But like I that would have just been a nicer, just more realistic.

607
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,840
Like as he's coming to hug her, she goes, we're just talking about this

608
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:56,440
as a car. I know. I know. Yeah.

609
00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:57,760
The whole thing is.

610
00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:00,600
But what I would it would have been like if you know, cocksucker,

611
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,360
like or could kick them or whatever.

612
00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:03,200
And he fell in the pool.

613
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:06,360
But as he's like drowning in the pool, we get the end.

614
00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:08,400
And it's just his burnt face and he's like drowning.

615
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,400
That could have had the same effect.

616
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:13,320
But oh, God, just watching him burn was rough.

617
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:15,200
It was early. Yeah.

618
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:18,240
Why is she wearing pasties at a strip club?

619
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:21,240
I would have demanded my money back if I was one of the patrons there.

620
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:25,480
If I was one of the guys and Amy Smart goes up to strip

621
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:29,000
and she takes her top off and she has two X's on her nipples,

622
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:30,320
I would be pissed.

623
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:33,600
The reason she did it, obviously, this movie has no qualms

624
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:36,480
about showing titties is Amy Smart didn't want to show her titties.

625
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:38,320
But she does later. So it doesn't matter.

626
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:40,800
No, there's a clip of titties. That's not her.

627
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:42,640
No, her face isn't attached to those.

628
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:46,080
You're talking about the one sex scene where they it's super cut. Right.

629
00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:47,080
I thought about that.

630
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:49,080
It's like literally you see her face, you see her leg.

631
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:51,160
You know, those are stunt titties, stunt titties, 100 percent.

632
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:53,760
Yeah, no, no, because if she was willing to show,

633
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:56,520
she would have showed in the very first part at the strip club.

634
00:25:56,880 --> 00:26:00,800
Well, I didn't know if that was because they couldn't or whatever.

635
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:04,920
No, if you look at every other stripper in there, they're naked as fuck.

636
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:06,240
Pasties or not. I didn't even know.

637
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:07,720
No, no. Everyone was naked as fuck.

638
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:08,600
I mean, I think it was not.

639
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:09,440
I think it was topless.

640
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:11,240
There's gratuitous nudity in this whole.

641
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:11,920
Yeah. Oh, no.

642
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:15,760
And the director didn't care about everything is gratuitous in this movie.

643
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:19,040
Not nudity, violence, comedy.

644
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:20,800
All of it is gratuitous.

645
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:22,840
But I'm just saying the pasties.

646
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:25,320
I feel like that was a weird choice.

647
00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:28,160
It's like I think it was just because, yeah, because she didn't want.

648
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:30,320
She's probably contractual. Yeah.

649
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:32,080
No, yeah, I know she didn't want to show her titties.

650
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:35,120
I get that. But it's just why put her in a strip club then?

651
00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:37,760
That's all I'm saying. You don't want to show her titties.

652
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:38,760
Don't show her titties.

653
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:40,240
Don't have her be a stripper.

654
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:44,600
Have her be working at a strip club with pasties on that or have her like, like

655
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:45,960
the bartender. Yeah.

656
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:49,160
Yeah. Not the stripper who when she takes her top off,

657
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:51,480
it's just like the Jessica Alba thing in Sin City.

658
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:55,120
It's like everyone wanted to see just, you know, I mean, like we all did.

659
00:26:55,120 --> 00:26:59,200
Yeah. But it's like you wouldn't be happy at a strip club like that.

660
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:00,560
I'm just saying.

661
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:06,920
Did Jesus age, Chalios, the Mexican dude, I feel like he shoots

662
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:11,840
this chick's implants on purpose at the end there, because in that fight,

663
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:14,480
he shoots. Once again, speaking of cartoon, no, yeah.

664
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:16,640
And she's screaming without.

665
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:17,640
And they're bubbling out.

666
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:21,560
And but then you see him and he kind of does like a smile and then leaves.

667
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:23,360
I was like, he did that intentionally.

668
00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:25,760
He he fucking shot her titty intentionally.

669
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:27,800
Pedro is great in this.

670
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:30,760
I forget the actor's name. Yes, the brother.

671
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:31,760
Yeah. Pedro's brother.

672
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:34,880
Well, it's not Pedro. But yeah, I guess the twin brother.

673
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:36,920
The twin. Yeah, he's great.

674
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:39,240
Was the other one gay, too, in the last movie?

675
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:40,840
Oh, well, they were.

676
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:44,320
Well, they showed him together in the same club that looked like a gay club.

677
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:47,680
So I mean, but that could have just been a brother supporting his gay, his gay

678
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:49,560
brother. I just don't remember if they made any.

679
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:53,760
Well, because he was any direct implications in the last movie or if he had a boyfriend.

680
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:55,360
I it's been a really good relationship.

681
00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:58,400
I mean, he was feminine acting a little bit like this guy a little bit.

682
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:03,160
So who knows? But him and the prostitute were like friendly, like they dated before.

683
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:07,000
I don't think I don't think they're I don't even think this character is truly gay.

684
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,680
No, I think he's whatever.

685
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:09,600
Whatever. Yeah, exactly.

686
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:10,600
I think he's whatever.

687
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:15,280
Yeah, no, because I thought at the end he was no, his interactions with the strippers

688
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:17,120
come from they were just as friends.

689
00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:18,120
Yeah, just as friends.

690
00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:20,360
That was a weird that was a little rushed at the end.

691
00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:21,520
I feel like we were missing something.

692
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:25,520
I feel like I just call part of this movie rushed this entire movie.

693
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:27,760
Yeah, no, that's your fever.

694
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:29,120
Yes. No, you're right.

695
00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:30,720
It's it's the whole movies.

696
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:31,720
It's yeah.

697
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:34,400
Yeah, the plot's not it's just kind of there.

698
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:37,240
Like it's yeah.

699
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:38,240
Who is it?

700
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:39,240
Dead strippers everywhere.

701
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:40,240
Yes.

702
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:41,240
Yeah.

703
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:42,240
Strippers everywhere.

704
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:44,880
Why did I put laughing my ass off his message?

705
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:47,440
Doc, Miles going to have to choke bitch.

706
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:51,880
Yeah, that was the best line.

707
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:56,680
Are you talking about that's around the same point as the donut bits that kept coming up?

708
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:59,680
The cops, the cops, the cops and the donuts.

709
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:01,680
That's just being a straight comedy.

710
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:03,680
He steals a cop car.

711
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:04,680
There's a donut in the seat.

712
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:05,680
I didn't notice that.

713
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:06,680
Yeah, I didn't notice that.

714
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:08,680
I saw the running out of a donut shop.

715
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:12,680
And then the cop is eating a donut when he when he all chasing him, all chasing him.

716
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:16,680
And then they go by the donut shop and the other cop is eating a donut.

717
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:20,080
The shop and the other cop see him coming out of the donut shop.

718
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:21,440
They like five in a row.

719
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:22,440
Just little donut jokes.

720
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:23,440
It's hilarious.

721
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:24,440
Within about five minutes.

722
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:25,440
That's pretty good.

723
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:27,200
I noticed the donut shop.

724
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:28,760
This movie is basically slapstick.

725
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:29,760
Yeah, this I was waiting.

726
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:32,600
I was kind of waiting for you to say that.

727
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:33,600
It is a slapstick.

728
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:34,600
Yeah.

729
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:35,600
I don't know what his message is.

730
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:36,600
I should have made a note there.

731
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:37,600
Why?

732
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:44,480
Oh, in between the in between the cops showing up or in between that the strip club place

733
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:47,640
and them leaving in the cop car.

734
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:48,840
What happened there?

735
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:53,920
Like when he was when when he was surrounded by cops and he beat them all up.

736
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:55,920
No, that didn't happen.

737
00:29:55,920 --> 00:30:00,080
No, I know he didn't kill any of them because I put I put those cops would have had their

738
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:01,960
guns drawn when they pulled up on him.

739
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:02,960
They didn't.

740
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:06,400
They pulled out like nightsticks, even though he's like an insane person, like kicking

741
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,480
people's asses or whatever, covered in blood.

742
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:09,480
There's been gunshots.

743
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:10,480
This reality.

744
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:11,480
Yeah, weirdly.

745
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:15,120
In this hyper violent reality, the cops open with nightsticks first.

746
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:17,800
That was when they tased him and beat the hell out of him.

747
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:18,800
And it helped.

748
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:19,800
Yeah.

749
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:20,800
Yeah.

750
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:21,800
That's what he found out about the tazer.

751
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:22,800
Yeah.

752
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:23,800
There was a message.

753
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:24,800
It was like, give him a message.

754
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:28,080
One of the messages was he didn't kill any cops.

755
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:29,080
Yeah.

756
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:30,600
He kills everybody else with no problem.

757
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:32,600
He does not kill cops.

758
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:33,880
Yeah, which is great.

759
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:34,880
I do like that.

760
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:36,440
He doesn't even he fucks them up a little bit.

761
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:37,440
Yeah.

762
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:38,440
And they might away.

763
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:39,440
They might.

764
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:40,440
Yeah.

765
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:44,840
So, OK, then we get into the cop car and you have

766
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:49,080
Amy Smarts in the back with another stripper.

767
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:52,760
And this other stripper is all over trying to liquor and stuff.

768
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:54,440
And Amy Smarts like, get the fuck off me.

769
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:55,880
Like, who are you kind of thing?

770
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:56,880
Like, why?

771
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:58,000
They work together.

772
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,520
They're both strippers at the same strip club.

773
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:01,880
They know each other's names.

774
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:02,880
They're friends.

775
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:07,120
They were hanging out backstage 20 minutes ago before Amy Smart got on fucking stage.

776
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:08,120
Yeah.

777
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:10,320
And she's just been like, Shelly, what are you doing?

778
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:11,960
A bunch of people just got shot.

779
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:14,320
I told you I'm not interested in you like that.

780
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:15,320
Stop.

781
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:16,320
Like, we're coworkers.

782
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:17,320
What the fuck?

783
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:19,000
Sarah or Michelle or whatever.

784
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,000
You know what I mean?

785
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:23,760
Like, the fact that she's just some random skank licking on her and she doesn't really

786
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:27,160
know who she is to the fact where she has to head butter off of her and then steal her

787
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:28,520
key was extreme.

788
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:30,280
And I know it's a cartoon.

789
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:31,640
We'll forget all that for a second.

790
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:34,880
That's just a weird like we don't know that they're coworkers.

791
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:35,880
We do.

792
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:38,280
Are they revolving or strippers?

793
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:40,560
Yeah, I was going to say we don't know that they're coworkers.

794
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:41,560
Have you ever worked in a strip club?

795
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:44,480
Because if you notice in this movie, there are strippers everywhere.

796
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:48,600
I think every female in this movie other than the one old lady is a stripper.

797
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:49,600
It's like.

798
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:50,600
Fair enough.

799
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:51,600
Yeah.

800
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:52,600
Okay.

801
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:53,600
So maybe.

802
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:54,600
They're everywhere.

803
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:55,600
Maybe.

804
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:56,600
Yeah.

805
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:58,480
Maybe stripper is just like the.

806
00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:02,440
It's just the job any girl can get.

807
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:08,120
But there is I know you know, I've never worked at a strip club, but having gone recently

808
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:14,160
to a strip club, one of the things that happened was as we were leaving a the guy, the owner

809
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:15,840
was just like, hey, you guys should stick around.

810
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:17,480
We got a stripper coming in from out of town.

811
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:18,880
She'll be here just a little bit.

812
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:19,880
She's a big deal.

813
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:22,840
We're like, I mean, we're we're good.

814
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:27,280
We've accomplished our goal of sitting next to each other, looking at naked women and

815
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:29,840
not really talking for about an hour or maybe 20, 30.

816
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:31,260
I don't know how long we were there.

817
00:32:31,260 --> 00:32:35,640
I saw the inside of some girl's soul, I think, through her through the through one of her

818
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:36,640
holes.

819
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:37,640
I don't remember which one.

820
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:40,960
And and after it.

821
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:44,960
But then but then as we were leaving, the woman pulled the girl pulls up.

822
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:45,960
She's pretty.

823
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:49,120
And, you know, I couldn't get great look.

824
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:55,560
And I was just like, OK, so you do get visiting strippers, I guess.

825
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:57,760
Probably in these small towns like this.

826
00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:58,760
Yeah.

827
00:32:58,760 --> 00:32:59,760
Yeah.

828
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:00,760
So yeah.

829
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:05,360
But in this world, she's a Shelly or whoever the fuck that red headed stripper is, is a

830
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:10,880
visiting high end stripper from a different neighboring strip joint.

831
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:14,600
And she's that's why she's all hyped up.

832
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:15,600
Thanks for solving that.

833
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:18,160
That was a big critique I had.

834
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:19,160
The nipples.

835
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:20,160
Holy shit.

836
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:22,800
I was just like, why?

837
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:23,800
Like why?

838
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:24,800
There was the punishment.

839
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:25,800
I like it.

840
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:26,800
It was a punishment.

841
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:27,800
But why that as a punishment?

842
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:29,800
Like, why is it like, you know what to do?

843
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:31,520
Apparently, they do it a lot.

844
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:32,520
Yeah.

845
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:33,520
Cut your nipples off.

846
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:34,520
Damn it.

847
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:35,520
I fucked up again.

848
00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:37,800
You look over at your body and fucked up before you.

849
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:38,800
Yeah.

850
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:39,800
I got no more nipples, man.

851
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:40,800
What do I do now?

852
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:44,440
I would put I would have liked next.

853
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:48,800
I would have liked if if if the guy was like if you had a little speech beforehand, he

854
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:53,040
was like, do you know what the word superfluous means?

855
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:54,040
Yeah.

856
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:57,000
And they're like, and they're like, no, what?

857
00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:02,840
It's like it means something that doesn't need to be there, much like a man's nipple

858
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:06,800
and much like you in my organization.

859
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:07,800
You get what I'm saying?

860
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,960
I would have I would have liked that so much.

861
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:11,880
That would have made sense.

862
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:15,080
I just thought of that right now as we were talking about it.

863
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:18,080
But I was like, that would have fucking rocked, dude.

864
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:19,080
Great.

865
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:20,880
That would have made that I'd be like, OK, I get it.

866
00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:22,120
I get it.

867
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:24,280
I needed to justify it to like why the nipples.

868
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:25,280
And it's like, that's it.

869
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:28,000
He thinks he wants to get rid of superfluous things.

870
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,000
It's all gangsta.

871
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,440
You're in anything extra.

872
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:33,440
Yeah.

873
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:35,040
That's the smartest thing I've ever said in my life.

874
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:38,040
I might have helped the grade a little bit.

875
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:39,040
Yeah.

876
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:40,040
Superfluous.

877
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:43,960
My my accent there was awesome, by the way.

878
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:49,800
I said, hey, it's the dude from Boondock Saints to who was I talking about?

879
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:50,800
The boss.

880
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:51,800
Oh, yeah.

881
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:52,800
Yeah.

882
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:53,800
Yeah.

883
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:54,800
We're just talking about.

884
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:56,960
He plays the third Boondock.

885
00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:58,680
I like him a lot in Westworld.

886
00:34:58,680 --> 00:34:59,680
He was great in that.

887
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:00,680
I haven't watched Westworld.

888
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:04,440
I mean, I've watched the movie, but I'm sure you're not talking about the first two seasons

889
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:05,440
of the show were great.

890
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:09,240
After that, I kind of you know, I saw the first disease that I ever wanted to happen.

891
00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:11,600
Wait, hold on.

892
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:12,760
Circle back to this disease thing.

893
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:15,840
I don't want to drop Westworld because I want to say two things.

894
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:18,240
One, seriously, we'll go back to this.

895
00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:25,600
But Westworld, I've seen the movie, which is just a straight action flick of cowboy

896
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:31,000
goes bad, chases them through not only cowboy world, but through medieval world and through

897
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,000
future world.

898
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,360
I think you get to find out he's a robot at the end.

899
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:36,680
No, you know, he's a robot straight up the whole time.

900
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:40,780
I mean, well, yeah, because they're going to a place where they know everything's robots.

901
00:35:40,780 --> 00:35:44,760
But then the robot, it's more of like a Terminator movie than it is anything else.

902
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:45,760
It's like a straight up.

903
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:46,760
Yeah.

904
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:47,760
Yeah.

905
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:49,880
So if you watch, I haven't watched all the series.

906
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:51,920
I watched the first maybe episode or two, which is wonderful.

907
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:53,240
And I'm going to watch it.

908
00:35:53,240 --> 00:35:55,960
But her season was really the best.

909
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:58,520
Second season was pretty good.

910
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:00,440
Season three was kind of just uneventful.

911
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:02,000
And then four, I don't really remember.

912
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,960
I'm pretty sure they did for.

913
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:07,920
Well, if you watch the first, at least end of the first season, anytime it cuts to a

914
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:15,600
room that is a circular room, that's red, that's inside the main base, one of the homies

915
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:18,000
there is my buddy Carlos.

916
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:22,160
And he got a recurring role because he was one of the techs.

917
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:23,160
He's one of the techs.

918
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:24,160
OK.

919
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:25,160
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

920
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:26,160
He's awesome.

921
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:28,760
He's one of my he's he's not like a big time actor in the sense that no one would know

922
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:29,760
him.

923
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:31,800
But he's the he has a bunch of speaking roles.

924
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:33,520
I mean, he might have talked in it.

925
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:35,080
Oh, like he's done a bunch of shit.

926
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:38,360
Like there's a there's a show called The Border.

927
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:39,960
I think it was no.

928
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:40,960
Was it?

929
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:45,280
There's a there's a show that came out that was excellent where it was a girl like a

930
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:50,640
Mexican girl was laid direct like her dead body was placed.

931
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:51,640
I think the cutter happened.

932
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:56,560
They put half right on the California side of the US side of the border and then half

933
00:36:56,560 --> 00:37:01,760
on the Mexican side of the border to force both agencies to have to like investigate

934
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:03,520
it together or whatever.

935
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:08,000
And at one point the dudes like a dumb move by a criminal.

936
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,840
Hey, let's get two agencies involved.

937
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:10,840
No, no, no.

938
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:12,080
There's a there's a plan behind it all.

939
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:13,280
Like, I don't know.

940
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:15,520
That's exactly but I'm sure that's why they thought that, too.

941
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:17,520
I'm sure that's part of the thought process.

942
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:18,760
It's been a while since I've seen it.

943
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:24,960
But at one point, one of the characters finds out that someone I think they loved died.

944
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:28,160
And my buddy Carlos is the coroner that delivers the news to him.

945
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:29,560
And it's a very impactful ceiling.

946
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:33,880
One of the more like he mostly just wears white coats in his parts.

947
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:38,320
He has in fact, in fact, I'm going to tell you two more things.

948
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:41,880
One is he he played a doctor.

949
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:44,720
It's the only time I've ever watched this particular Nick show that came out in the

950
00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:47,120
last 10 years, 50 years, whatever.

951
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:53,800
But he plays a he played a teacher who was the definitive expert on bees.

952
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:55,480
Like he was the science teacher or whatever.

953
00:37:55,480 --> 00:38:01,800
And he was in a mock jury being questioned by one of the kid lawyers about bees.

954
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:03,280
And he answers her questions.

955
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:04,880
And then like it makes a point or whatever.

956
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:06,040
I thought that was great.

957
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:09,800
But I think the most interesting thing about Carlos other than I love him, you're a great

958
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:10,800
guy.

959
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:15,440
I love Carlos, but one of the we might have him on.

960
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:16,840
Actually, I've invited him on before.

961
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:18,280
It's just it's tough to get out here.

962
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:20,560
He does act a lot.

963
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:22,920
But he was in a wheat thins commercial.

964
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:25,720
And this wheat thins commercial is great.

965
00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:29,120
It involved two of my favorite things, wheat thins and puppets.

966
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:33,880
But there's a puppet who's on a who's in a insane asylum type thing.

967
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:35,600
I mean, I don't think they call it not insane asylum.

968
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:36,600
Sorry, a mental hospital.

969
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:37,600
There's a hospital.

970
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:38,600
Anyway, he's there.

971
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:45,000
And he's and and the doctors, my buddy, Carlos and another guy, he's a doctor in this.

972
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,800
Yeah, they walk up and they go.

973
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:49,200
They go, sorry, sir.

974
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:51,920
Sorry, but you can't have any more wheat thins, bro.

975
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:53,620
Like they're telling the little puppet.

976
00:38:53,620 --> 00:38:55,640
And then he goes, you can't take my wheat.

977
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:57,520
Does he reaches under the pillow and he gets a wheat.

978
00:38:57,520 --> 00:38:59,320
Does he just start shoving them in his mouth?

979
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:00,960
It just starts going while they're holding him down.

980
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:02,800
And he's like, I want my fucking weight.

981
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:03,800
It's a river, right?

982
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:05,240
And it's a super funny commercial.

983
00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:06,240
And I loved it.

984
00:39:06,240 --> 00:39:09,440
And he got paid like good money for this.

985
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:10,440
Right.

986
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:13,080
I don't want to break down his personal finances.

987
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:17,720
But the way he broke it down to me was like every time it aired, he got an X amount of

988
00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:18,720
money.

989
00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:20,820
Part of it went to manager park goes to agent.

990
00:39:20,820 --> 00:39:23,360
He gets a good chunk.

991
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:27,420
And then and then the way he was talking about how it was airing, it was like 30 times a

992
00:39:27,420 --> 00:39:31,400
day on most channels and then like other channels is like more.

993
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:33,000
And it was national.

994
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,020
So it was like all across the spectrum.

995
00:39:35,020 --> 00:39:38,480
So like just think even if it was like I'm not saying this was the money, but like it

996
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:42,760
was even if it was like 20 bucks a pop, I think it was even more than that.

997
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:47,680
But like 20 bucks a pop, 50 times a hundred, several hundred times a day.

998
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:48,680
Right.

999
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:50,040
Or whatever it is across the country.

1000
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:57,880
And so he the problem was and I was I was really I was loving this commercial.

1001
00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:02,360
I was like telling all my friends, I showed him there's a Facebook group.

1002
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:10,560
And I for Nabisco, this woman starts this tie raid against a smear campaign against

1003
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:12,520
this particular ad.

1004
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:19,340
And the way she structures it is she goes, this is insensitive to people with gluten

1005
00:40:19,340 --> 00:40:21,960
allergies who can't enjoy wheat thins.

1006
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:27,120
And as much as they would like to be one of those raving mad insane asylum patients that

1007
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:31,680
you're so like quick to dismiss as being just a funny joke.

1008
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:36,000
We do feel that way on the inside when we see people eating crackers and stuff.

1009
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:42,960
And like on one minuscule, tiny little Ken doll sized hand, I understand what she's going

1010
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:43,960
through.

1011
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:44,960
People got to get over them.

1012
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:49,420
But then, yeah, you know, go fuck yourself that my buddy now doesn't make money because

1013
00:40:49,420 --> 00:40:53,480
he's in a funny commercial and you can't handle when you're impeding other people's lives

1014
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:55,320
because of your feelings.

1015
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:56,320
That's a problem.

1016
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:57,320
Yeah, that's yeah.

1017
00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:58,320
Get over yourself.

1018
00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:03,680
Keep your shit to yourself and let people live their lives and do funny stuff.

1019
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:05,400
Say anything about them you want to.

1020
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:06,400
Yes.

1021
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:07,400
Because here's the thing.

1022
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:12,320
If we're doing politics, just real quick, which we don't normally, but like Tony comedy

1023
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:14,320
and politics and Tony Hinchcliffe's.

1024
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:15,320
Yeah.

1025
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:21,640
If you hire a Tony Hinchcliffe for your rally, expect some and you get a Tony Hinchcliffe

1026
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:23,520
set, then you're fucked.

1027
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:26,480
I thought his set was pretty funny.

1028
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:29,320
I don't blame Tony Hinchcliffe for that.

1029
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:30,600
That's not his problem.

1030
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:31,600
It's just you don't.

1031
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:32,600
They should have.

1032
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:33,600
It was a dumb move.

1033
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:34,600
It was a dumb decision to hire him.

1034
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:35,600
Yeah, that's it.

1035
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:36,600
And I think everyone.

1036
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:37,840
But you got Tony Hinchcliffe.

1037
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:40,720
They definitely did not watch any episodes of Kill Tony before.

1038
00:41:40,720 --> 00:41:41,720
No.

1039
00:41:41,720 --> 00:41:42,720
All right, let's get him.

1040
00:41:42,720 --> 00:41:43,720
Yeah.

1041
00:41:43,720 --> 00:41:44,720
Dude, he should.

1042
00:41:44,720 --> 00:41:45,720
You know what, though?

1043
00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:46,720
And it's kind of funny.

1044
00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:47,720
I can kind of see how it all went down.

1045
00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:51,000
It was Trump does Rogan and he's in Austin.

1046
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:54,680
He's hanging out with Rogan and Rogan's like, you got a rally coming up.

1047
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:55,840
I've got a guy.

1048
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:58,360
He hosts the biggest podcast, live podcast.

1049
00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:01,440
He's been boosting you up for years.

1050
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:02,440
Right?

1051
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:03,580
Because Tony does.

1052
00:42:03,580 --> 00:42:08,240
He doesn't expressly say I'm voting for Trump, but he always goes, but you know who I just

1053
00:42:08,240 --> 00:42:12,560
know that, you know, my vote's going for and then like, but.

1054
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:13,560
But he's a comedian.

1055
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:14,560
He's doing his job.

1056
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:16,520
Yeah, I think you're allowed to have whatever.

1057
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:18,440
People going after Tony Hinchcliffe makes no sense.

1058
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:21,240
Go after the Trump, the people who organized it.

1059
00:42:21,240 --> 00:42:22,400
Yeah, but I did.

1060
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:23,400
I did.

1061
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:24,400
It was a stupid decision.

1062
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:30,560
I saw a very funny thing though, Shane Gillis, Shane Gillis, and he, and he says he's like,

1063
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:37,640
bro, can you imagine if Trump loses and it's and it's Tony Hinchcliffe's fault?

1064
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:44,160
And then we're the we're in World War Three or Civil War because Tony Hinchcliffe is the

1065
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:47,520
Franz Ferdinand of this fucking situation.

1066
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:49,200
It's like everything was kind of going all right.

1067
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:54,520
And then he comes up and does like the Puerto Rico joke and then like tanks the fucking

1068
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:56,800
election and then we get war from it.

1069
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:57,800
Oh my God.

1070
00:42:57,800 --> 00:42:58,800
Speaking of that joke, I do.

1071
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:01,400
I do have one thing that is a little political, but not really.

1072
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:04,960
I just want to know overall.

1073
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:07,180
Such a big deal was made about the Puerto Rico joke.

1074
00:43:07,180 --> 00:43:09,760
And I don't think that was not the worst joke he did.

1075
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:13,040
No, the watermelon joke was way worse.

1076
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:14,040
Hilarious though.

1077
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:16,240
But we carved watermelons.

1078
00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:17,880
Yeah, come on.

1079
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:22,320
But the reason it was worse is that was actually an audience member who was not who didn't

1080
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:23,320
sign up for that.

1081
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:27,600
That's just an unaffiliated black guy in the audience who got said that he's like he carved

1082
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:28,600
watermelon.

1083
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:29,600
Yeah.

1084
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:30,600
Yeah.

1085
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:31,600
Damn.

1086
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:32,920
That was a yeah.

1087
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:36,080
I guess we're just so used to racism against black people that nobody cares.

1088
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:37,080
No.

1089
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:38,760
Well, and the dude probably laughed at it, too.

1090
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:40,600
The audience member definitely laughed at it.

1091
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:42,400
Like people, people can take a joke.

1092
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:44,300
I will say this.

1093
00:43:44,300 --> 00:43:49,840
Most of the people I've seen covering this, if they bring it up at all, is they bring

1094
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:50,840
up both.

1095
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:54,960
I've seen both of those clips back to back a lot more than just the Puerto Rico joke.

1096
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:59,920
I have seen just the Puerto Rico joke, but usually it's in the context of, hey, here's

1097
00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:03,360
some Puerto Rico Puerto Ricans speaking out against it.

1098
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:05,480
And so they'll show that clip and then you get Puerto Ricans.

1099
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:10,800
And that's like if it's an MSNBC or whatever, because a lot of like Bad Bunny and JLo and

1100
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:11,800
all that.

1101
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:12,800
Bad Bunny or Bad Boonie?

1102
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:14,800
Because I've heard, no, no, no.

1103
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:16,000
Puerto Ricans, Bad Boonie.

1104
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,600
No, I'm only saying it that way.

1105
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:18,880
I think it depends on your accent.

1106
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:23,880
I'm only saying it that way because I've seen some, I've seen several white people talk

1107
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:24,880
about Bad Boonie.

1108
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:28,600
They say Bad Boonie and they say it because I think that's how they say it.

1109
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:30,680
So I think it's just like.

1110
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:31,680
Because they're saying it with an accent.

1111
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:35,640
We're whiteifying it by saying Bad Bunny because that's how we see it.

1112
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:36,640
That's how we see it, right?

1113
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:37,640
It's Bad Bunny.

1114
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:39,400
And I don't think he minds, right?

1115
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:44,560
I bet you the guy who Bad Bunny doesn't care that white people call it Bad Bunny.

1116
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:48,440
But I think it's like one of those put some respect on his names when you say it.

1117
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:49,440
And I'm not sure.

1118
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:51,940
I'll have to do more research to see how it's pronounced.

1119
00:44:51,940 --> 00:44:58,280
But like I have seen several people use like say Bad Boonie, like with the proper whatever.

1120
00:44:58,280 --> 00:44:59,280
So I don't know.

1121
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:00,280
It's interesting.

1122
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:03,680
So that was all about.

1123
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:04,680
Westworld.

1124
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:05,680
Westworld.

1125
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:10,960
Now, what are you saying, this is the only disease that you want to get, which is.

1126
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:13,600
Full body Tourette's.

1127
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:14,600
I did write that down.

1128
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:18,880
Full body Tourette's is so funny.

1129
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:20,800
He does a great job at it.

1130
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:21,800
And I bet you that's.

1131
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:22,800
He was humping the car.

1132
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:23,800
Yeah.

1133
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:25,320
You were at that point when you were.

1134
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:27,320
That same lady.

1135
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:32,800
That same lady who complained about gluten allergies is bitching about full body Tourette's.

1136
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:37,720
I watched Crank High Voltage and there's they're making fun of Tourette's full body Tourette's,

1137
00:45:37,720 --> 00:45:39,120
which is I think a made up thing.

1138
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:40,120
Oh, absolutely.

1139
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:41,120
Yeah.

1140
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:45,400
Because I know that you when I looked it up, you can have you can have physical tics and

1141
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:46,400
stuff.

1142
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:48,240
You can have tics but it's not full body Tourette's.

1143
00:45:48,240 --> 00:45:49,240
No.

1144
00:45:49,240 --> 00:45:50,240
Yeah.

1145
00:45:50,240 --> 00:45:51,240
That was funny.

1146
00:45:51,240 --> 00:45:56,320
By Lin or sorry, Bei Ling is annoying as fuck in this movie.

1147
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:57,320
Yeah.

1148
00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:58,320
Like not.

1149
00:45:58,320 --> 00:45:59,320
It's on purpose though.

1150
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:00,320
Yeah, it's on purpose.

1151
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:01,320
But not in a funny way.

1152
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:02,320
It's supposed to be.

1153
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:03,320
I thought it was funny.

1154
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:04,320
It's funny.

1155
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:05,920
I think I like the subtitles that they put for her.

1156
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:07,120
Did you spend any time in Asia?

1157
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:10,800
Because if you did, it's very funny.

1158
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:11,800
They all act like that?

1159
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:12,800
Is that what you're saying?

1160
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:13,800
Well, not all.

1161
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:14,800
Is that what you're saying, Mike?

1162
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:15,800
Are you like prostitutes?

1163
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:16,800
All the Asian strippers act like that.

1164
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:17,800
Yeah.

1165
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:18,800
Oh, no.

1166
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:19,800
Yeah, I've seen.

1167
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:20,800
That's the character she's playing.

1168
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:21,800
Yeah.

1169
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:22,800
She's an Asian prostitute.

1170
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:25,000
I've heard enough from friends that have gone out there.

1171
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,520
They're just like, yes, they're really strongly.

1172
00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:28,520
Aggressive.

1173
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:29,520
Come on.

1174
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:30,520
Aggressive.

1175
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:31,520
Yeah.

1176
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:35,960
I wouldn't go to the red light district in Asia because I would be too intimidated.

1177
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:38,120
Oh, it's very.

1178
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:40,920
That's like when I went to the red light district and I didn't do anything there because I didn't

1179
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:41,920
have any money.

1180
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:42,920
I'll be honest.

1181
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:43,920
That's why.

1182
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:44,920
Because they were hot.

1183
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:48,200
But I went to the Amsterdam red light district, which is a classy one.

1184
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:49,840
And you know what they do there?

1185
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:52,720
It's not them walking the streets holding your hand.

1186
00:46:52,720 --> 00:46:53,720
They're in a window.

1187
00:46:53,720 --> 00:46:55,160
A nicely lit window.

1188
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:56,160
They're standing there.

1189
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:57,160
It's like, this is what you get.

1190
00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:58,160
I'm hot.

1191
00:46:58,160 --> 00:46:59,160
Whatever.

1192
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:00,160
Let's do this.

1193
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:01,720
I'm in an area that's right.

1194
00:47:01,720 --> 00:47:02,720
I'm saying it's nice.

1195
00:47:02,720 --> 00:47:04,000
It's along the river.

1196
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:08,080
There's across from restaurants like, you know, you can get yourself a cup of coffee

1197
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:10,640
and check out the merchandise as your merchandise.

1198
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:11,640
That's me.

1199
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:12,640
Window shopping.

1200
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:17,080
I would just say I was a very different person than I am now when I was 18 in the army in

1201
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:19,120
Asia.

1202
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:22,040
And that's, you know, my Superman tattoo.

1203
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:23,320
That's where it comes from.

1204
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:24,320
You got it out there.

1205
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:25,320
I got it out there.

1206
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:26,320
From a prostitute?

1207
00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:28,400
That was well, not from a prostitute, but that's where I got the nickname.

1208
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:29,400
Great job.

1209
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:30,400
That's where I got the nickname.

1210
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:33,640
We'd be down in the red light district in the bars nightly.

1211
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:36,640
You're telling me that you got the nickname Superman?

1212
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:37,640
Yes.

1213
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:38,640
From?

1214
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:39,640
Because that's what the-

1215
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:40,640
Your wife is going to hear this.

1216
00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:41,640
Your wife knows this.

1217
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:42,640
Okay.

1218
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:43,640
You Superman.

1219
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:45,640
You come with me, Superman.

1220
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:46,640
Oh, wow.

1221
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:47,640
So, yeah.

1222
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:49,240
Faster than a speeding bullet.

1223
00:47:49,240 --> 00:47:51,240
I don't know what it was.

1224
00:47:51,240 --> 00:47:52,240
Don't know.

1225
00:47:52,240 --> 00:47:53,240
Can't tell you.

1226
00:47:53,240 --> 00:47:55,640
I just know that there were several that were calling me that.

1227
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:57,760
And that's when my buddies picked up on it.

1228
00:47:57,760 --> 00:47:58,760
Fuck it.

1229
00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:03,560
My tattoo came from them picking up on it.

1230
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:04,560
And you liking it so much?

1231
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:05,560
Well, whatever.

1232
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:07,560
And me being a Superman fan anyway.

1233
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:08,560
Yeah.

1234
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:09,560
Yeah.

1235
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:10,560
Wow.

1236
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:13,440
I picked Smallville for us to rewatch because you have a Superman tattoo.

1237
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:19,800
Had I known that it was from filth, from filthy Asian prostitutes, then I would have had us

1238
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:22,440
watch fucking Veronica Mars.

1239
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:24,160
Something with less seasons.

1240
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:26,040
With less seasons, you might have- Yeah.

1241
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:28,400
Not a 10 season haul.

1242
00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:29,400
You bastard.

1243
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:30,400
I would have watched Gotham.

1244
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:31,400
I haven't seen that one yet.

1245
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:32,400
Yeah, that one looks good.

1246
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:33,400
It does look good.

1247
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:34,400
So- Whatever.

1248
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:39,400
I wanted a cat.

1249
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:44,400
What a weird Dennis from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia therapist-

1250
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:45,400
Oh, yeah.

1251
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:46,400
Oh, yeah.

1252
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:47,400
I love that scene.

1253
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:48,400
It was so weird.

1254
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:49,400
I'm so afraid of getting shot.

1255
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:51,240
Well, but she was in the first movie, too.

1256
00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:52,240
So it was- I know.

1257
00:48:52,240 --> 00:48:53,240
I know.

1258
00:48:53,240 --> 00:48:54,240
But what I love is- The therapist is hitting on him all the time.

1259
00:48:54,240 --> 00:48:59,560
A bullet that gets shot before it shoots him, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, then you get

1260
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:01,560
the entire therapist scene.

1261
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:02,560
Yeah.

1262
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:06,040
And then bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, then it hits.

1263
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:09,360
So that bullet was going for minutes.

1264
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:14,840
And I also like, why the fuck was she getting off on that, on their confrontation?

1265
00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:16,480
She was aggressively hitting on him.

1266
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:18,280
She was like, yeah, get out there.

1267
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:20,280
Get into somebody.

1268
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:24,720
She was saying stuff like that, like over the top.

1269
00:49:24,720 --> 00:49:25,720
I know.

1270
00:49:25,720 --> 00:49:26,720
Wild.

1271
00:49:26,720 --> 00:49:27,720
Yeah.

1272
00:49:27,720 --> 00:49:29,400
There's so many scenes in this movie when you think about it.

1273
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:33,320
It's like that scene, and there's the porn actor's strike scene.

1274
00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:34,320
It just goes on.

1275
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:37,960
There's these little two or three minute scenes in this movie.

1276
00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:38,960
Yeah.

1277
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:39,960
My favorite.

1278
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:40,960
We're speaking of cartoonized.

1279
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:41,960
Yeah.

1280
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:46,960
I literally forgot about the giant gorilla, the strange Godzilla kaiju fight.

1281
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:51,120
I was like, when I first watched this back in the day, I was like, because this is my

1282
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:54,160
second time watching probably.

1283
00:49:54,160 --> 00:50:01,960
And my favorite scene was thinking of you when all of the fuck you cellioses came up

1284
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:02,960
on the screen.

1285
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:03,960
I was like, nice.

1286
00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:07,920
I need to clip that and just show it to Mike every time he walks in the door.

1287
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:08,920
Fuck you, cellios.

1288
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:09,920
You motherfucking cellios.

1289
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:12,440
Fuck you, cellios.

1290
00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:19,560
And then Bailling, full body Tourette's guy starts spazzing together was great.

1291
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:23,560
When she wakes up from getting fucked up and he gets his full body spazzing, they just

1292
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:26,560
start on the street next to each other.

1293
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:27,560
It's so funny.

1294
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:29,160
That's right before he goes to the phone, right?

1295
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:30,160
Yeah.

1296
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:32,160
And the phone thing is, do you remember those phone cards?

1297
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:33,160
Yeah.

1298
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:36,480
When he dialed 400 numbers to make a phone call.

1299
00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:37,480
Yeah.

1300
00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:42,360
When I went to Europe, it was all phone cards, baby.

1301
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:44,560
And what's crazy is I had a smartphone.

1302
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:47,360
It was just right when smartphones were kind of coming out, I bought it.

1303
00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:51,800
I bought it the first ever Google, um, a first ever Android.

1304
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:52,800
Yeah.

1305
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:53,800
It was the S1.

1306
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:54,800
No, no, I bought the S1.

1307
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:55,800
No, sorry.

1308
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:57,800
I bought the first ever Google phone or whatever.

1309
00:50:57,800 --> 00:50:58,800
Pixel.

1310
00:50:58,800 --> 00:50:59,800
It wasn't a Pixel.

1311
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:00,800
It was a Galaxy S1.

1312
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:03,800
I think it was what it was called.

1313
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:04,800
So, yeah, Samsung.

1314
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:08,200
So the first Galaxy, that is what I guess I'm bought.

1315
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:10,000
Which I've been a Galaxy for, for.

1316
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:11,320
It's still what you have, right?

1317
00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:12,320
Still.

1318
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:13,320
Yeah.

1319
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:14,320
I mean, whatever, Note 8, Note 10 or whatever.

1320
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:19,320
I think my favorite Galaxy was the, it was the active, the S8 active.

1321
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:21,560
It was like metal case.

1322
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:26,200
I'd never had to have, like the phone itself was a full metal case with Gorilla Glass screen.

1323
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:30,320
So you could literally, like I was watching people like throw it from like five stories

1324
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:31,800
up down to the ground.

1325
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:32,800
Five.

1326
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:33,800
Just five.

1327
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:34,800
That's dope.

1328
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:35,800
It was a heavy phone.

1329
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:39,280
My favorite just weirdly was the Note 7.

1330
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:40,800
I really liked it.

1331
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:42,080
I mean, I like the Note I have now.

1332
00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:44,360
It's better in every way.

1333
00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:45,360
But the Note 7.

1334
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:46,360
Kind of the first.

1335
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:51,080
It was, it was the first, no, it was like the first, like it was the first one that

1336
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:52,520
I really, really liked.

1337
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:53,880
And then there was also the one that started.

1338
00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:54,880
Yeah, kept blowing up.

1339
00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:56,440
Blowing up that you couldn't take.

1340
00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:58,280
You were a terrorist for owning one at some point.

1341
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:00,440
I remember I had VR with it.

1342
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:03,280
I had like the VR thing that you put your phone in.

1343
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:07,560
And I was using it way after they were blowing up everywhere.

1344
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:08,560
And so.

1345
00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:09,560
Put it on your face after you knew it was blowing up.

1346
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:13,440
At some point it tells me, it's just like, hey, no, we're not doing VR anymore.

1347
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:15,760
As I put it on, it's like, sorry, VR doesn't work for this anymore.

1348
00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:18,760
We disabled it because these things blow up in your face.

1349
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:21,960
Go to, go to Verizon and change it, you idiot.

1350
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:22,960
Get a new phone.

1351
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:23,960
Because I was yelling at me.

1352
00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:24,960
Yeah.

1353
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:27,400
I also really liked my first Razer phone.

1354
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:28,440
I got one early.

1355
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:34,960
There was a, I was, I worked at a Pizza Hut and there was a, one of those little like

1356
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:41,680
back in the day Asian cell phone markets where all it was, was just cell phones.

1357
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:46,120
And I hooked these dudes up with pizza all the time and they, sorry, Pizza Hut.

1358
00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:49,400
And they, they were like, Hey man, we just got the Razer.

1359
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:53,000
They're not coming out for the States for probably another six months.

1360
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:55,600
We can unlock it for T-Mobile or whatever you have.

1361
00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:56,940
And I was like, fuck yeah.

1362
00:52:56,940 --> 00:52:57,940
And so I went to school.

1363
00:52:57,940 --> 00:53:01,560
I was the first dude that had a Razer and people were like, that's sick.

1364
00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:05,280
Because there's, they had the stupid Nokia chocolates or whatever.

1365
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:06,280
Yeah, exactly.

1366
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:10,400
Mine was like, looked like almost like the matrix phone, not the matrix phone that you

1367
00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:11,400
could buy.

1368
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:12,400
Yeah.

1369
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:13,400
I wanted that so bad.

1370
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:15,160
Do you remember that one?

1371
00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:20,080
It looked exact, but in hindsight, not that cool looking.

1372
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:25,080
Just like in hindsight, Morpheus's glasses, not that cool looking at the time.

1373
00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:29,120
They were like defying gravity sort of, but like now I'm like, it would not be comfortable

1374
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:30,120
at all.

1375
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:35,200
Like it gave me the vibe of the loser from Steve Martin's, the loser, that little thing.

1376
00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:36,480
You just be like, I don't know.

1377
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:39,760
I know it wouldn't fuck your eyes up like that would, but it kind of gives me hints

1378
00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:40,760
of that.

1379
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:43,520
I feel like I wouldn't be able to breathe out of my nose because it'd have to be tight

1380
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:45,440
enough on your nose to hold them on.

1381
00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:46,440
Exactly.

1382
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:47,440
Yeah.

1383
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:50,440
Well, I'm not a glasses user, so I don't know the struggles.

1384
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:52,440
I only wear sunglasses.

1385
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:55,240
Yeah, I don't actually, I rarely wear sunglasses.

1386
00:53:55,240 --> 00:53:58,040
Catalina, I've been to Catalina Island.

1387
00:53:58,040 --> 00:54:01,520
It's a small island, not a lot of people live there.

1388
00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:07,400
The people that do live there would absolutely know if there was a drug kingpin hosting a

1389
00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:12,440
machine gun fucking drug off.

1390
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:14,000
It's a very small island.

1391
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:18,340
I rode an electric bicycle through most of the island on a little tour.

1392
00:54:18,340 --> 00:54:20,480
You can zip line and see most people's house.

1393
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:22,620
I'm just saying it's small.

1394
00:54:22,620 --> 00:54:24,480
This is weird that they chose Catalina.

1395
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:25,480
You know why?

1396
00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:27,960
The director wanted to take his crew to Catalina Island.

1397
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:29,760
He's like, guys, we've done such a great job.

1398
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:30,760
It's pretty.

1399
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:31,760
Let's go.

1400
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:32,760
Let's go to Catalina Island.

1401
00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:33,760
It's beautiful.

1402
00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:34,760
And it is.

1403
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:38,680
When I was in seventh grade, I didn't get the grades, or I think it was eighth grades.

1404
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:43,480
I didn't make the grades to go to Catalina Island, which I think was just make basic

1405
00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:44,920
grades and not miss school.

1406
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:51,720
I think I missed school and got bad grades because I just, me and school don't get along.

1407
00:54:51,720 --> 00:54:54,080
I didn't get to go to Catalina Island and everyone else did.

1408
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:55,400
They said it was a blast.

1409
00:54:55,400 --> 00:55:00,320
And I forever was like, fuck, I bet that place is dope.

1410
00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:05,880
And I internally fantasized about Catalina Island without even really thinking about

1411
00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:11,760
it and then cut to 23 years old, 24 years old.

1412
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:16,320
And the girlfriend that I was dating at the time, she had known this about me and she

1413
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:20,200
got me for my birthday tickets on the little ferry to go out to Catalina Island.

1414
00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:21,200
We spent the day out there.

1415
00:55:21,200 --> 00:55:23,200
At the restaurant or one of the restaurants?

1416
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:24,320
We ate at one of the restaurants.

1417
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:27,080
We had seared ahi tuna right out of the fucking hole.

1418
00:55:27,080 --> 00:55:28,080
It was so good.

1419
00:55:28,080 --> 00:55:29,080
I love the restaurant.

1420
00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:32,800
One of the, like the, I don't know what restaurant, if there's multiple restaurants on there,

1421
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:35,560
but I remember there was one that was like right on the ocean.

1422
00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:36,560
That had to be the same one I went to.

1423
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:37,560
It was like a fish.

1424
00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:39,560
I think it had like a lobster or a crab as the sign or something like that.

1425
00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:40,560
That's exactly what I'm thinking.

1426
00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:41,560
Right.

1427
00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:42,560
Yeah.

1428
00:55:42,560 --> 00:55:43,560
So we went to the same place.

1429
00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:44,560
Did you get the appetizer, seared ahi tuna?

1430
00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:45,560
I don't remember what I got.

1431
00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:46,560
It was delicious.

1432
00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:51,400
I remember I was with, it was with my high school girlfriend and we had fun for the most

1433
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:52,400
part.

1434
00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:55,400
But yeah, there's a reason she's an ex.

1435
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:57,000
Wow.

1436
00:55:57,000 --> 00:56:01,640
I got through my story without dissing my ex, even though there are reasons she's my

1437
00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:02,640
ex as well.

1438
00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:03,640
Yeah.

1439
00:56:03,640 --> 00:56:06,520
She kind of, yeah, she, yeah, she tried to make it about her that day.

1440
00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:10,640
I don't remember what we were there for, but I think it was like my birthday.

1441
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:14,520
So we both went to, wow, we both got the same birthday present.

1442
00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:18,440
Here, let's, let's, let's turn our mics off and say her name at the, at the same time

1443
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:22,800
see if it was the same chick.

1444
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:25,240
But yeah, that, yeah, I will say the food was delicious.

1445
00:56:25,240 --> 00:56:26,640
That was like one of the best restaurants.

1446
00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:28,360
It's like one that sticks out of my head.

1447
00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:31,440
It might not even be like one of the top tier restaurants in the world, but oh my God.

1448
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:34,060
See, I think out of, out of that, it's like that restaurant.

1449
00:56:34,060 --> 00:56:40,120
And then on the other side, before the, before taking the ferry to Catalina, the, the parrot

1450
00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:44,560
person, the parrot lady or parrot guy that was there with, they have like four parents

1451
00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:48,560
and like, that was, that was where I got the idea that I want to eventually own a parrot.

1452
00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:51,200
That's like my retirement plan is to own a parrot.

1453
00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:53,440
You ever known anybody who actually had a bird?

1454
00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:54,800
No, pretty gross.

1455
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:56,160
Yeah, they're gross for sure.

1456
00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:57,160
Yeah, pretty gross.

1457
00:56:57,160 --> 00:57:00,560
That's why I'm way, till I'm older, my kids are gone and I'm done with the grossness that

1458
00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:01,560
I have now.

1459
00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:03,880
And I start to miss it when I'm older and I'm like, you know what?

1460
00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:05,040
I'm going to get a parrot.

1461
00:57:05,040 --> 00:57:11,200
I'm glad I don't have kids or, or that, or parents or any animal whatsoever.

1462
00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:13,720
I don't want to clean up after anything other than myself.

1463
00:57:13,720 --> 00:57:18,040
By the way, you guys haven't gone into the restroom yet, but it's extra.

1464
00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:19,520
I went hard in the paint.

1465
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:21,760
I thought you were about to like give us a warning about like.

1466
00:57:21,760 --> 00:57:22,760
No, not at all.

1467
00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:24,760
No, my bathroom is always clean.

1468
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:26,360
I would never say it's not clean.

1469
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:27,840
I do, I clean it all the time.

1470
00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:29,880
Yeah, for a bachelor pad, your house is always pretty clean.

1471
00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:30,880
Always.

1472
00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:34,680
I would say you don't even have to add the caveat for a bachelor pad.

1473
00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:37,840
I think that you can walk into my place and say it's very clean.

1474
00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:38,840
I don't know.

1475
00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:39,840
I've been looking at that dust.

1476
00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:40,840
Okay.

1477
00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:41,840
I know.

1478
00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:42,840
I know the dust.

1479
00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:43,840
I live in Arizona.

1480
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:44,840
There's no getting away from the dust.

1481
00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:45,840
That's a whole process.

1482
00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:48,840
I got to take everything off and unplug things.

1483
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:49,840
I know.

1484
00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:50,840
Then he thinks about it.

1485
00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:51,840
I do.

1486
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:52,840
All the time.

1487
00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:53,840
He doesn't ever stop.

1488
00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:54,840
He lays at night awake.

1489
00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:58,280
God, Brennan's going to talk about that dust.

1490
00:57:58,280 --> 00:57:59,280
He's thinking about the dust.

1491
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:00,280
He's at home thinking about the dust.

1492
00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:01,280
I know it.

1493
00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:07,960
I know that we're joking, but like you really wouldn't have any idea how many times that

1494
00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:12,200
dust pops into my head and it's you saying, it's you reminding me for the fourth time

1495
00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:13,200
about the dust.

1496
00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:14,960
It does creep into my head.

1497
00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:15,960
You live there rent free.

1498
00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:16,960
So there you go.

1499
00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:24,640
I was thinking about how dusty the back of that PS5 is.

1500
00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:25,640
New level reached.

1501
00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:26,640
Yeah.

1502
00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:27,640
Fuck.

1503
00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:28,640
I know what I'm doing tonight.

1504
00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:29,640
Okay.

1505
00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:30,640
What did you think about Corey Haim?

1506
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:31,640
Wait.

1507
00:58:31,640 --> 00:58:32,640
He was in this?

1508
00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:33,640
Randy.

1509
00:58:33,640 --> 00:58:34,640
That's Randy.

1510
00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:35,640
Randy.

1511
00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:36,640
Who's Randy?

1512
00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:42,040
Her boyfriend in the strip club at the beginning and then it pops back up like three or four

1513
00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:43,040
times in a minute.

1514
00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:44,040
That was Corey Haim?

1515
00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:45,040
That's Corey Haim.

1516
00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:47,040
She beats the shit out of him.

1517
00:58:47,040 --> 00:58:48,040
Corey Haim, yeah.

1518
00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:49,040
She beats the shit out of him.

1519
00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:55,080
For a moment, when you said Corey Haim, I was trying to put Corey Feldman's face in

1520
00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:56,080
this movie.

1521
00:58:56,080 --> 00:58:57,080
Okay.

1522
00:58:57,080 --> 00:58:58,080
Because I can't separate the two of them.

1523
00:58:58,080 --> 00:58:59,080
The two Corys, yeah.

1524
00:58:59,080 --> 00:59:04,640
And I always think Feldman first because he's more, he's got a more distinguishable face.

1525
00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:05,640
Yeah.

1526
00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:06,640
Was this shortly before he died?

1527
00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:07,640
Before Corey Haim died?

1528
00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:09,360
What year did he die in?

1529
00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:10,360
More recently.

1530
00:59:10,360 --> 00:59:12,040
In the teens?

1531
00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:13,040
This was in the O's?

1532
00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:14,040
Well, yeah.

1533
00:59:14,040 --> 00:59:15,040
This movie, yeah.

1534
00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:18,040
We don't want to go into all the deaths that are related to this movie.

1535
00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:19,040
Yeah.

1536
00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:20,040
Well, yeah.

1537
00:59:20,040 --> 00:59:21,040
Carradine.

1538
00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:22,040
Yeah, you're right.

1539
00:59:22,040 --> 00:59:24,240
God, there's a lot of people that have died.

1540
00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:25,800
In this movie, yeah, a lot.

1541
00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:27,400
Is Amy Smart still alive?

1542
00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:28,400
Yeah.

1543
00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:29,400
She's still alive.

1544
00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:30,400
But not...

1545
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:31,400
America's Treasure.

1546
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:32,400
Chester Bennington?

1547
00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:34,400
Chester Bennington was in this movie.

1548
00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:35,400
Who was he in this though?

1549
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:36,400
Because I saw his name in the credits.

1550
00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:37,400
In the, okay.

1551
00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:38,400
Oh, he was in the dog park with the...

1552
00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:39,400
The dog park with the...

1553
00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:40,400
The dog park thing, yeah.

1554
00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:41,400
With the shocking?

1555
00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:46,400
That is Maynard Keenan, the lead vocalist for Tool is one of them.

1556
00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:47,400
Okay.

1557
00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:49,240
Chester Bennington, Lincoln Park.

1558
00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:50,800
They were both the two dog guys.

1559
00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:51,800
Those were the two of them?

1560
00:59:51,800 --> 01:00:01,120
And then, no, one of them was in the park separately that had a line, but then the other

1561
01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:04,160
dog walker was Danny Loner from Nine Inch Dancer.

1562
01:00:04,160 --> 01:00:05,160
Oh, wow.

1563
01:00:05,160 --> 01:00:06,160
They were all three.

1564
01:00:06,160 --> 01:00:11,120
And I guess part of getting the music for this, I don't know how they got them all bit parts

1565
01:00:11,120 --> 01:00:12,120
in it.

1566
01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:13,120
Okay.

1567
01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:17,040
Well, now that you said Danny, I think he must have been the guy who kept pressing the

1568
01:00:17,040 --> 01:00:18,040
button.

1569
01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:19,040
Yeah.

1570
01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:20,400
That, I'm vaguely making a...

1571
01:00:20,400 --> 01:00:21,600
I don't like...

1572
01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:25,200
One of the things when I listen to music, I try very hard not to look up what the people

1573
01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:26,200
look like.

1574
01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:27,200
Right.

1575
01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:29,640
Because it sometimes takes away from the music sometimes.

1576
01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:30,640
Sometimes.

1577
01:00:30,640 --> 01:00:31,640
Sure.

1578
01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:32,640
Sometimes it elevates it.

1579
01:00:32,640 --> 01:00:35,160
I like knowing what the Beatles look like for some reason when I listen to the Beatles.

1580
01:00:35,160 --> 01:00:36,160
Kiss definitely.

1581
01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:37,160
Kiss.

1582
01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:38,160
Kiss is fun to listen to.

1583
01:00:38,160 --> 01:00:39,160
Yeah, picture them when you're listening to them.

1584
01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:45,200
But like Tool is one of those things where like I'm vaguely aware he's a bald guy.

1585
01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:51,600
But then recently I watched a clip from a Pucifer, which is another one of his band's

1586
01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:52,600
live concert.

1587
01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:54,560
It was insane looking.

1588
01:00:54,560 --> 01:00:59,720
So like maybe I need to start doing some YouTube and on some Tool and some Pucifer in perfect

1589
01:00:59,720 --> 01:01:02,360
circle, his three bands, because I know he goes crazy.

1590
01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:07,640
But at some point, I think in the next year, the three of us are going to go on a little

1591
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:11,920
wine tour to his wine place in Arizona.

1592
01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:15,920
Because Maynard owns a winery out here, like not far from us.

1593
01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:16,920
Like Kingman?

1594
01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:17,920
The one in Kingman?

1595
01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:18,920
No, not Kingman.

1596
01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:21,520
No, I think it's like closer to the Grand Canyon area.

1597
01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:23,880
I'll double check.

1598
01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:26,080
But I could be wrong.

1599
01:01:26,080 --> 01:01:29,040
But I know it's in Arizona, but it's probably several hours away.

1600
01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:30,040
But still...

1601
01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:31,040
We're through it.

1602
01:01:31,040 --> 01:01:32,040
We're through it 100%.

1603
01:01:32,040 --> 01:01:33,040
Get some Tool wine?

1604
01:01:33,040 --> 01:01:34,040
Hell yeah.

1605
01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:37,840
But anyway, yeah, that's amazing.

1606
01:01:37,840 --> 01:01:39,720
I did not even know any of that.

1607
01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:40,720
That's a whole extra...

1608
01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:44,800
I'm going to have to rewatch that scene with different eyes and like...

1609
01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:46,400
That's fucking crazy, Mike.

1610
01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:47,400
I didn't do...

1611
01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:48,400
This whole movie's insane.

1612
01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:49,400
That's what I'm saying.

1613
01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:52,400
Everything about this movie's crazy.

1614
01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:56,800
So back to Catalina, I feel real bad for just those random hotties that are dying at that

1615
01:01:56,800 --> 01:01:57,800
fucking party.

1616
01:01:57,800 --> 01:01:59,280
It's getting shot.

1617
01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:02,760
I don't like senseless pedestrians getting murdered.

1618
01:02:02,760 --> 01:02:03,760
It's realistic.

1619
01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:04,760
I'll give them that.

1620
01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:05,760
I'm okay with it happening movie-wise.

1621
01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:06,760
Yeah, they like killing strippers.

1622
01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:11,440
Yeah, but I just feel bad for them.

1623
01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:16,040
It gets a genuine sense of empathy when I see random pedestrians get killed at drive

1624
01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:17,520
bys or whatever.

1625
01:02:17,520 --> 01:02:22,400
That kind of vibe or if this happens where you're just a random hottie at a party, just

1626
01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:24,480
coked up enjoying yourself.

1627
01:02:24,480 --> 01:02:27,400
There's some dude you're going to have to fuck later, but he's going to give you money

1628
01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:28,400
and you're like, whatever.

1629
01:02:28,400 --> 01:02:29,400
Yeah.

1630
01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:35,400
Well, my thought about the ending there right there is the bad guy's keeping his brother's

1631
01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:38,800
head alive in water, but why?

1632
01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:41,360
What kind of life is his brother having in that water?

1633
01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:46,960
Not even really able to say anything but like, Chalios, fuck you, Chalios.

1634
01:02:46,960 --> 01:02:47,960
I know, I know.

1635
01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:48,960
Chalios, Chalios, fuck you, Chalios.

1636
01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:49,960
Yeah.

1637
01:02:49,960 --> 01:02:50,960
But listen, can you feel?

1638
01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:51,960
Yeah.

1639
01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:52,960
Fuck you, Chalios.

1640
01:02:52,960 --> 01:02:53,960
No, no, no.

1641
01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:54,960
Listen.

1642
01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:59,680
I'm just basically blink once for yes, two for no.

1643
01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:02,320
Do you remember my name, brother?

1644
01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:03,320
Chalios.

1645
01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:04,320
Chalios.

1646
01:03:04,320 --> 01:03:05,320
Yeah.

1647
01:03:05,320 --> 01:03:13,040
It's like worse than it's almost worse than like having someone in a coma because it's

1648
01:03:13,040 --> 01:03:18,360
like then they're not, it's like, you know that maybe they're dreaming about something

1649
01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:19,360
beautiful.

1650
01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:20,360
In this way, it's not.

1651
01:03:20,360 --> 01:03:21,360
It's this guy just sitting there.

1652
01:03:21,360 --> 01:03:23,880
Constantly just sitting there, eyes open, never blinking.

1653
01:03:23,880 --> 01:03:24,880
That's terrifying.

1654
01:03:24,880 --> 01:03:25,880
Chalios, Chalios.

1655
01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:26,880
Chalios.

1656
01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:29,280
It's like the whole movie is ridiculous like that.

1657
01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:30,280
It's not.

1658
01:03:30,280 --> 01:03:31,280
It's not just one scene.

1659
01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:32,280
It's not one scene.

1660
01:03:32,280 --> 01:03:34,400
Every scene in this has something ridiculous.

1661
01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:36,600
You go to the, even when he gets to the ambulance.

1662
01:03:36,600 --> 01:03:37,600
Yes.

1663
01:03:37,600 --> 01:03:43,480
Them having the battery pack he needs is the most ridiculous part of this whole movie.

1664
01:03:43,480 --> 01:03:44,480
Or this rare heart.

1665
01:03:44,480 --> 01:03:46,080
Yeah, this rare heart that he got.

1666
01:03:46,080 --> 01:03:47,080
No, you're right.

1667
01:03:47,080 --> 01:03:48,080
They have that.

1668
01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:52,800
Just one in a million Chinese brand no one's ever heard of, special thing, whatever.

1669
01:03:52,800 --> 01:03:53,800
It's in the ambulance.

1670
01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:54,800
No problem.

1671
01:03:54,800 --> 01:04:01,240
The best attention to detail ever in a movie would be pubes on the statues.

1672
01:04:01,240 --> 01:04:02,240
I mean, when it did that.

1673
01:04:02,240 --> 01:04:08,440
Oh no, when it cut close up on the Greek statue on the penis, they put pubes on them.

1674
01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:09,440
Oh, that's awesome.

1675
01:04:09,440 --> 01:04:11,360
So just think of like a Greek statue of pubes.

1676
01:04:11,360 --> 01:04:12,360
That's exactly what it was.

1677
01:04:12,360 --> 01:04:15,200
They showed us a couple times in the shooting.

1678
01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:18,040
You could see the statue, but I thought that was so funny.

1679
01:04:18,040 --> 01:04:19,240
So like just creative.

1680
01:04:19,240 --> 01:04:20,240
Okay.

1681
01:04:20,240 --> 01:04:24,520
When they did, do you suppose, you were talking about stunt moves earlier, right?

1682
01:04:24,520 --> 01:04:25,520
So do you suppose?

1683
01:04:25,520 --> 01:04:27,400
I'm always talking about stunt moves.

1684
01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:28,400
Be more specific.

1685
01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:29,400
I know, I know.

1686
01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:30,400
I'm just kidding.

1687
01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:34,480
In that horse track scene, they also pixelated.

1688
01:04:34,480 --> 01:04:35,480
Yeah.

1689
01:04:35,480 --> 01:04:36,480
Yeah.

1690
01:04:36,480 --> 01:04:37,480
Yeah, I saw that.

1691
01:04:37,480 --> 01:04:38,480
Which was insane to begin with.

1692
01:04:38,480 --> 01:04:40,680
But they weren't fucking for real.

1693
01:04:40,680 --> 01:04:42,140
Why would they pixelate it?

1694
01:04:42,140 --> 01:04:46,460
Because to not show the things that they're obviously wearing while they're doing this.

1695
01:04:46,460 --> 01:04:48,560
Like they're wearing a cod piece.

1696
01:04:48,560 --> 01:04:50,520
They're wearing like booty shorts or whatever.

1697
01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:52,760
And it's just like, hey, we'll pixelate it and it'll be funny.

1698
01:04:52,760 --> 01:04:54,640
We'll make it look like you have a huge dick, Jason.

1699
01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:55,640
He's like, great, I'm cool with that.

1700
01:04:55,640 --> 01:04:58,160
And then I got a horse that goes over.

1701
01:04:58,160 --> 01:04:59,160
Yeah.

1702
01:04:59,160 --> 01:05:00,160
Now it shows the dick.

1703
01:05:00,160 --> 01:05:01,160
Stairs shows the dick.

1704
01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:02,160
So hiding everything.

1705
01:05:02,160 --> 01:05:04,760
And then the horse dick just goes right above them.

1706
01:05:04,760 --> 01:05:05,760
Which is great.

1707
01:05:05,760 --> 01:05:09,640
I think that's a perfect director move because he's like, listen, we're going to censor the

1708
01:05:09,640 --> 01:05:13,120
real dick and people are going to be a little disappointed about that, but we're going to

1709
01:05:13,120 --> 01:05:17,080
immediately make you forget about it with a giant horse stick.

1710
01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:21,840
We're going to make her kind of into it because there's going to be a dick inside of her.

1711
01:05:21,840 --> 01:05:25,240
She's going to now be in the beastly alley for the rest of her life, which is such a

1712
01:05:25,240 --> 01:05:26,440
weird kink.

1713
01:05:26,440 --> 01:05:27,440
Yeah.

1714
01:05:27,440 --> 01:05:31,600
Because after he's just like, well, Chelyos, he burned to death.

1715
01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:32,600
It's like Chelyos, you were dead.

1716
01:05:32,600 --> 01:05:33,600
No, prank three.

1717
01:05:33,600 --> 01:05:37,520
And she's just at a horse track sucking horse dicks.

1718
01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:39,520
Just left and right.

1719
01:05:39,520 --> 01:05:42,080
She's like, yeah, they told me I could just wear a glove.

1720
01:05:42,080 --> 01:05:45,400
I just got to, they told me I got to make sure the horse semen gets in this bag.

1721
01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:46,400
I got it covered.

1722
01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:47,400
She just, she voluntarily.

1723
01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:50,400
Her new job is still the stripper, right?

1724
01:05:50,400 --> 01:05:51,400
Just jerking off horses.

1725
01:05:51,400 --> 01:05:52,400
Yeah.

1726
01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:53,400
Yeah.

1727
01:05:53,400 --> 01:05:57,880
You know, there's, I saw this documentary once where there's a woman who her entire

1728
01:05:57,880 --> 01:06:03,800
job in the small little is to blow air into a, into a cow's assholes.

1729
01:06:03,800 --> 01:06:06,200
Have you not seen this?

1730
01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:07,600
No, no, we have not.

1731
01:06:07,600 --> 01:06:10,000
When we're done with this, I'm going to show you an amazing video.

1732
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:11,000
No, you're not.

1733
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:14,000
I won't tell you what it's about, but there's a twist ending.

1734
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:15,000
You're not going to see coming.

1735
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:20,000
It's like an hour long documentary.

1736
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:27,960
I just saw a clip and it was a, yeah, this one lady, her whole job is just, just blows

1737
01:06:27,960 --> 01:06:32,000
into it just to get it expanded so that they can get a certain kind of like a milk or cheese

1738
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:33,000
from it.

1739
01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:34,000
It's weird.

1740
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:35,000
She's a dairy farmer.

1741
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:36,000
That's part of her job.

1742
01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:37,000
Yes.

1743
01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:38,000
No, I think it's her.

1744
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:41,000
It might be part of her job.

1745
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:45,000
It's not the only task she does.

1746
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:46,000
There's one or two cows.

1747
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:47,000
She just really.

1748
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:48,640
This used to happen once in a while.

1749
01:06:48,640 --> 01:06:51,240
She really cares about the cows.

1750
01:06:51,240 --> 01:06:55,720
It just sucks that because this is like a small little village in like some different

1751
01:06:55,720 --> 01:06:56,720
country.

1752
01:06:56,720 --> 01:07:02,320
The one time the white people showed up with cameras was the one day she's going to blow

1753
01:07:02,320 --> 01:07:03,320
into the cows.

1754
01:07:03,320 --> 01:07:05,040
Cleaning the anal glands of the cows.

1755
01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:06,040
It's like, God damn it.

1756
01:07:06,040 --> 01:07:09,040
We've got to do this once a month.

1757
01:07:09,040 --> 01:07:11,720
They couldn't catch me yesterday.

1758
01:07:11,720 --> 01:07:12,720
Yeah.

1759
01:07:12,720 --> 01:07:19,000
I was hunting down some, some fucking wolf with a, with a crossbow.

1760
01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:20,000
No.

1761
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:23,960
One of the, one of the weird videos I've been getting a lot lately on YouTube with animals

1762
01:07:23,960 --> 01:07:29,760
is like people cleaning like the hooves, like the abscess and things like that.

1763
01:07:29,760 --> 01:07:33,400
Like they're kind of weird to watch, but interesting to watch where like the guys like, yeah, like

1764
01:07:33,400 --> 01:07:35,360
you just see all this cut that out.

1765
01:07:35,360 --> 01:07:36,360
Oh yeah.

1766
01:07:36,360 --> 01:07:38,920
I don't like that when they cut the, when they cut the hooves.

1767
01:07:38,920 --> 01:07:42,320
It's intense, but that's what they got to do for care for the care of the animal.

1768
01:07:42,320 --> 01:07:43,320
But to hooves, hooves.

1769
01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:44,320
Yeah.

1770
01:07:44,320 --> 01:07:45,320
They're like fingernails.

1771
01:07:45,320 --> 01:07:46,320
Do they grow back?

1772
01:07:46,320 --> 01:07:47,320
They do.

1773
01:07:47,320 --> 01:07:48,320
Yeah.

1774
01:07:48,320 --> 01:07:49,320
Oh, they don't cut them all the way off.

1775
01:07:49,320 --> 01:07:50,320
They trim them.

1776
01:07:50,320 --> 01:07:51,320
So they trim them, but they grow back.

1777
01:07:51,320 --> 01:07:52,320
Yeah.

1778
01:07:52,320 --> 01:07:53,320
I know that.

1779
01:07:53,320 --> 01:07:54,320
It's like fingernails.

1780
01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:55,680
If they don't, if they don't trim them, then it's painful for the animal.

1781
01:07:55,680 --> 01:08:00,480
So they're running on their, so that's just fingernails going the whole time.

1782
01:08:00,480 --> 01:08:01,480
Yeah.

1783
01:08:01,480 --> 01:08:03,920
And shoes depending on if they need shoes.

1784
01:08:03,920 --> 01:08:04,920
Yeah.

1785
01:08:04,920 --> 01:08:06,600
If they need shoes, sometimes they don't.

1786
01:08:06,600 --> 01:08:08,480
I think it just depends on what they run on.

1787
01:08:08,480 --> 01:08:11,880
Did you notice who played Jeff's sister in this?

1788
01:08:11,880 --> 01:08:12,880
Ginger Spice.

1789
01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:13,880
Ginger Spice's sister.

1790
01:08:13,880 --> 01:08:14,880
I didn't notice that.

1791
01:08:14,880 --> 01:08:15,880
Whose sister?

1792
01:08:15,880 --> 01:08:16,880
Great.

1793
01:08:16,880 --> 01:08:17,880
Jeff, Chelyos.

1794
01:08:17,880 --> 01:08:18,880
Chelyos.

1795
01:08:18,880 --> 01:08:21,120
When do we meet his sister?

1796
01:08:21,120 --> 01:08:23,960
It's in the, it's one of those two minute scenes.

1797
01:08:23,960 --> 01:08:24,960
It's a quick one.

1798
01:08:24,960 --> 01:08:25,960
It's quick.

1799
01:08:25,960 --> 01:08:26,960
Yeah.

1800
01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:27,960
Are we talking about when he was younger?

1801
01:08:27,960 --> 01:08:28,960
Are you talking about his mom?

1802
01:08:28,960 --> 01:08:29,960
Oh, was it his mom?

1803
01:08:29,960 --> 01:08:30,960
No, it was his sister.

1804
01:08:30,960 --> 01:08:31,960
Thanks.

1805
01:08:31,960 --> 01:08:32,960
In the interview, when they did the interview thing?

1806
01:08:32,960 --> 01:08:33,960
Yeah.

1807
01:08:33,960 --> 01:08:34,960
When he was a child.

1808
01:08:34,960 --> 01:08:35,960
I don't remember.

1809
01:08:35,960 --> 01:08:36,960
I don't remember.

1810
01:08:36,960 --> 01:08:37,960
Wait.

1811
01:08:37,960 --> 01:08:38,960
I don't remember.

1812
01:08:38,960 --> 01:08:39,960
Why are you such a bad kid?

1813
01:08:39,960 --> 01:08:40,960
Yeah.

1814
01:08:40,960 --> 01:08:41,960
I mean, it wasn't really a Jerry Springer kind of show.

1815
01:08:41,960 --> 01:08:42,960
Well, it wasn't really Jerry Springer.

1816
01:08:42,960 --> 01:08:43,960
It was more.

1817
01:08:43,960 --> 01:08:44,960
No, it was more regular, but it was the kid.

1818
01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:45,960
It was more of a Maury.

1819
01:08:45,960 --> 01:08:46,960
Kid doing that weird stuff.

1820
01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:47,960
Yeah.

1821
01:08:47,960 --> 01:08:48,960
Yeah.

1822
01:08:48,960 --> 01:08:49,960
It was the kid being weird.

1823
01:08:49,960 --> 01:08:50,960
Yeah.

1824
01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:52,960
Maury didn't allow that kind of violence.

1825
01:08:52,960 --> 01:08:55,960
The dream sequence probably is what it was.

1826
01:08:55,960 --> 01:08:56,960
More like a dream stage.

1827
01:08:56,960 --> 01:09:00,960
It's just crazy how many people in this that you're like, oh, there's a shit time.

1828
01:09:00,960 --> 01:09:02,960
Watching the credits to this, I was like, holy shit.

1829
01:09:02,960 --> 01:09:05,960
You know what, Ginger Spice 2009 is not a whoa.

1830
01:09:05,960 --> 01:09:06,960
It's more of like a I get it.

1831
01:09:06,960 --> 01:09:07,960
It's still, she's spicy.

1832
01:09:07,960 --> 01:09:08,960
She needs to do something.

1833
01:09:08,960 --> 01:09:09,960
Spice 2009?

1834
01:09:09,960 --> 01:09:10,960
Spice Girls.

1835
01:09:10,960 --> 01:09:12,600
Hey, don't you hate on the Spice Girls?

1836
01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:13,600
I'm not.

1837
01:09:13,600 --> 01:09:14,880
I would ever hate on the Spice Girls.

1838
01:09:14,880 --> 01:09:16,040
I love them very much.

1839
01:09:16,040 --> 01:09:23,360
For my 1997 or 1998 birthday, I took my family to go see Spice World when it came out for

1840
01:09:23,360 --> 01:09:24,360
my birthday movie.

1841
01:09:24,360 --> 01:09:29,040
And I think that was a direct opposition to probably something that's way less embarrassing

1842
01:09:29,040 --> 01:09:30,560
to say I took myself to go see it.

1843
01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:32,120
I think like at that time.

1844
01:09:32,120 --> 01:09:33,120
Final Fantasy?

1845
01:09:33,120 --> 01:09:34,120
No, no, I would.

1846
01:09:34,120 --> 01:09:35,120
Spirits of Thin?

1847
01:09:35,120 --> 01:09:36,120
No, I saw.

1848
01:09:36,120 --> 01:09:37,120
Wasn't it right around that same time?

1849
01:09:37,120 --> 01:09:38,120
No, no, that was.

1850
01:09:38,120 --> 01:09:39,120
A couple years ago.

1851
01:09:39,120 --> 01:09:40,120
That was 2000s.

1852
01:09:40,120 --> 01:09:41,120
Oh, OK.

1853
01:09:41,120 --> 01:09:42,960
I think, yeah, they couldn't pull off.

1854
01:09:42,960 --> 01:09:43,960
I think they were right around the same time.

1855
01:09:43,960 --> 01:09:45,760
Those kind of graphics in 1997.

1856
01:09:45,760 --> 01:09:47,120
Yeah, they could.

1857
01:09:47,120 --> 01:09:48,120
No, 1990.

1858
01:09:48,120 --> 01:09:50,320
Let me just put this in context.

1859
01:09:50,320 --> 01:09:53,920
I think 1997 or 1998, Toy Story.

1860
01:09:53,920 --> 01:09:55,320
OK.

1861
01:09:55,320 --> 01:10:00,240
You can't do Toy Story and have Final Fantasy Spirits Within in the same year.

1862
01:10:00,240 --> 01:10:02,240
It was just like a slightly different.

1863
01:10:02,240 --> 01:10:04,240
There was a slightly different.

1864
01:10:04,240 --> 01:10:05,240
Slightly different.

1865
01:10:05,240 --> 01:10:06,240
We're going to have to rewatch.

1866
01:10:06,240 --> 01:10:07,240
Spirits of Thin.

1867
01:10:07,240 --> 01:10:11,400
Listen, I've got a video to show you after it looks like it's a long video.

1868
01:10:11,400 --> 01:10:17,360
We have a montage video.

1869
01:10:17,360 --> 01:10:18,360
Pubes on the statue.

1870
01:10:18,360 --> 01:10:19,360
Absolutely love it.

1871
01:10:19,360 --> 01:10:20,360
Chellios has great shoes.

1872
01:10:20,360 --> 01:10:22,600
I love his whole fit.

1873
01:10:22,600 --> 01:10:26,920
Catching her on fire, I think was funny after he catches on fire and he hugs her.

1874
01:10:26,920 --> 01:10:27,920
She's like, ah, running away.

1875
01:10:27,920 --> 01:10:28,920
That was pretty funny.

1876
01:10:28,920 --> 01:10:30,720
As he sees her as Amy Smart's character.

1877
01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:31,720
Yeah.

1878
01:10:31,720 --> 01:10:32,720
Yeah, that was great.

1879
01:10:32,720 --> 01:10:33,720
That was great.

1880
01:10:33,720 --> 01:10:35,560
So yeah, it's a fun movie.

1881
01:10:35,560 --> 01:10:36,560
I give it a C.

1882
01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:37,560
It's not my favorite.

1883
01:10:37,560 --> 01:10:40,920
I won't watch it again anytime soon, maybe ever again.

1884
01:10:40,920 --> 01:10:46,320
It's not on my list of like top comedies, top action, top anything, not even top Jason

1885
01:10:46,320 --> 01:10:47,640
State, the movies.

1886
01:10:47,640 --> 01:10:52,760
But if we're talking about the lore, it gets bonus points because for the Laura Fried Rice

1887
01:10:52,760 --> 01:10:59,400
podcast, we have our own Chellios, the unkillable Michael Larson, which is going to be this is

1888
01:10:59,400 --> 01:11:00,920
not going to age well when you die.

1889
01:11:00,920 --> 01:11:03,520
So is it C for Chellios?

1890
01:11:03,520 --> 01:11:04,520
C for Chellios.

1891
01:11:04,520 --> 01:11:05,520
Yeah.

1892
01:11:05,520 --> 01:11:08,760
Well, the last one got C for Chellios, C for Craig probably.

1893
01:11:08,760 --> 01:11:11,240
So yeah, C for Chellios.

1894
01:11:11,240 --> 01:11:20,760
I give it a let's just do two and a half hearts, two and a half Michael Larson's out of Chevy

1895
01:11:20,760 --> 01:11:21,760
Chellios.

1896
01:11:21,760 --> 01:11:22,760
Does that work?

1897
01:11:22,760 --> 01:11:23,760
Okay.

1898
01:11:23,760 --> 01:11:24,760
What do you think?

1899
01:11:24,760 --> 01:11:29,160
I mean, I agree with the C. It's a fun movie.

1900
01:11:29,160 --> 01:11:33,200
Yeah, it's definitely one you can watch only every once in a while.

1901
01:11:33,200 --> 01:11:36,440
It's not a daily watch or even a monthly watch, yearly watch.

1902
01:11:36,440 --> 01:11:39,200
It's maybe every five years.

1903
01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:40,200
But it's fun.

1904
01:11:40,200 --> 01:11:41,200
It's still fun.

1905
01:11:41,200 --> 01:11:42,200
It's enjoyable.

1906
01:11:42,200 --> 01:11:45,200
See, 2.5 out of 5.

1907
01:11:45,200 --> 01:11:49,960
I don't have it.

1908
01:11:49,960 --> 01:11:51,960
About cameo appearances.

1909
01:11:51,960 --> 01:11:56,240
2.5 out of 5 full body Tourette's.

1910
01:11:56,240 --> 01:11:58,240
Full body Tourette's.

1911
01:11:58,240 --> 01:11:59,240
Michael?

1912
01:11:59,240 --> 01:12:00,240
Well.

1913
01:12:00,240 --> 01:12:01,240
Chellios yourself?

1914
01:12:01,240 --> 01:12:02,240
Well.

1915
01:12:02,240 --> 01:12:03,240
As Chellios.

1916
01:12:03,240 --> 01:12:05,520
As Chellios, I must say.

1917
01:12:05,520 --> 01:12:10,600
No, this movie's batshit insane.

1918
01:12:10,600 --> 01:12:12,040
Which I love in a way.

1919
01:12:12,040 --> 01:12:13,480
In another way, I could not watch it.

1920
01:12:13,480 --> 01:12:18,280
It's one of those that's like you're saying five years is almost perfect for this movie.

1921
01:12:18,280 --> 01:12:20,720
Because it gives you enough time to forget all the bits in it.

1922
01:12:20,720 --> 01:12:23,200
There's so many bits in this movie.

1923
01:12:23,200 --> 01:12:26,080
This movie could literally be shown in just sections.

1924
01:12:26,080 --> 01:12:28,280
You could just cut bits out of this movie and show them.

1925
01:12:28,280 --> 01:12:29,280
It wouldn't matter.

1926
01:12:29,280 --> 01:12:30,280
Yeah.

1927
01:12:30,280 --> 01:12:31,600
This is a, this is, I'm surprised.

1928
01:12:31,600 --> 01:12:36,320
We haven't gotten more of a TikTok explosion from a movie like this.

1929
01:12:36,320 --> 01:12:37,320
This movie.

1930
01:12:37,320 --> 01:12:38,320
Well, it's so old now at this point.

1931
01:12:38,320 --> 01:12:39,320
YouTube short.

1932
01:12:39,320 --> 01:12:40,320
No, but everything's old.

1933
01:12:40,320 --> 01:12:41,320
Yeah.

1934
01:12:41,320 --> 01:12:43,440
Bro, you go on TikTok, people are showing Braveheart clips.

1935
01:12:43,440 --> 01:12:44,440
You know what I mean?

1936
01:12:44,440 --> 01:12:45,440
Like that's way older than this.

1937
01:12:45,440 --> 01:12:46,440
It's also way better.

1938
01:12:46,440 --> 01:12:47,440
Yeah, it's Braveheart.

1939
01:12:47,440 --> 01:12:48,440
Yeah.

1940
01:12:48,440 --> 01:12:51,440
But are you telling me that some teens.

1941
01:12:51,440 --> 01:12:53,960
No, I think it could be done as a good comedy bit.

1942
01:12:53,960 --> 01:12:54,960
Yeah, you could do some comedy bits around this.

1943
01:12:54,960 --> 01:13:00,520
Some Gen Z, some Gen Alpha can't throw some fucking music behind him kicking everyone's

1944
01:13:00,520 --> 01:13:01,520
ass in there.

1945
01:13:01,520 --> 01:13:05,520
Yeah, because I'm not sure how much of this movie you can cut out without having stuff

1946
01:13:05,520 --> 01:13:09,120
that wouldn't, that they would not let you put on TikTok.

1947
01:13:09,120 --> 01:13:13,360
So one of the problems with this movie is you can't really show that no one under 18

1948
01:13:13,360 --> 01:13:14,360
can really see this movie.

1949
01:13:14,360 --> 01:13:15,360
It's not, yeah, it's, it's kind of.

1950
01:13:15,360 --> 01:13:16,360
They're not old enough to watch it.

1951
01:13:16,360 --> 01:13:17,360
Yeah.

1952
01:13:17,360 --> 01:13:18,360
Yeah.

1953
01:13:18,360 --> 01:13:19,360
You're not going to.

1954
01:13:19,360 --> 01:13:20,360
I forgot about all the nudity.

1955
01:13:20,360 --> 01:13:21,360
Yeah.

1956
01:13:21,360 --> 01:13:22,360
It's a ton of nudity.

1957
01:13:22,360 --> 01:13:23,360
How did you forget about the nudity?

1958
01:13:23,360 --> 01:13:25,040
The nudity and violence in this movie.

1959
01:13:25,040 --> 01:13:26,040
See the violence, man.

1960
01:13:26,040 --> 01:13:29,040
Well, we were just talking about the elbow.

1961
01:13:29,040 --> 01:13:30,040
Yeah.

1962
01:13:30,040 --> 01:13:31,040
The nipples.

1963
01:13:31,040 --> 01:13:32,040
The gore.

1964
01:13:32,040 --> 01:13:34,160
The gore in the violence is.

1965
01:13:34,160 --> 01:13:37,440
That's the problem I think is when you add the element of gore because.

1966
01:13:37,440 --> 01:13:38,880
You got nudity, gore.

1967
01:13:38,880 --> 01:13:39,880
Yeah.

1968
01:13:39,880 --> 01:13:46,480
Like more technically speaking, does Mortal Kombat, the 1990s one, does that have more

1969
01:13:46,480 --> 01:13:48,640
violence than this movie?

1970
01:13:48,640 --> 01:13:49,640
Because there's a lot.

1971
01:13:49,640 --> 01:13:50,640
About the same, bro.

1972
01:13:50,640 --> 01:13:52,040
There's a lot in this movie, shoot them up.

1973
01:13:52,040 --> 01:13:55,800
Like if you get rid of the, the, the, the shooting aspect, you really just get down

1974
01:13:55,800 --> 01:13:57,640
to the fighting scenes.

1975
01:13:57,640 --> 01:13:58,640
There's not that much fighting.

1976
01:13:58,640 --> 01:13:59,720
Not that much fight.

1977
01:13:59,720 --> 01:14:03,440
There's more a lot of just running around, being chaotic, chasing a lot of gunplay and

1978
01:14:03,440 --> 01:14:08,040
a lot of just, I guess, unnecessary gore, nudity and drugs or whatever.

1979
01:14:08,040 --> 01:14:11,000
But not a lot of drugs in this one, actually.

1980
01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:12,400
Now that I think about it.

1981
01:14:12,400 --> 01:14:13,960
The last one, it was all about drugs.

1982
01:14:13,960 --> 01:14:14,960
The last one.

1983
01:14:14,960 --> 01:14:15,960
Yeah.

1984
01:14:15,960 --> 01:14:16,960
This one was all about electricity.

1985
01:14:16,960 --> 01:14:17,960
What do you think the next one will be all about?

1986
01:14:17,960 --> 01:14:21,240
If they have to keep the, if they have to keep the theme going.

1987
01:14:21,240 --> 01:14:22,240
Maybe water.

1988
01:14:22,240 --> 01:14:23,240
Yes.

1989
01:14:23,240 --> 01:14:24,240
Because he has to stay.

1990
01:14:24,240 --> 01:14:25,240
Constantly drink water.

1991
01:14:25,240 --> 01:14:26,240
Yeah.

1992
01:14:26,240 --> 01:14:27,240
Because of the, because of the burns is what I was thinking.

1993
01:14:27,240 --> 01:14:29,240
It's like something to do with the burns.

1994
01:14:29,240 --> 01:14:31,200
Or something to do with the burns.

1995
01:14:31,200 --> 01:14:32,200
He has to stay hot.

1996
01:14:32,200 --> 01:14:35,720
Oh, because he's, yeah, because he's actually helping.

1997
01:14:35,720 --> 01:14:36,720
I don't know what it is.

1998
01:14:36,720 --> 01:14:40,120
Like, it's just like, he has to, it's just like, I don't know, man, you got to stay,

1999
01:14:40,120 --> 01:14:41,120
you got to stay warm, Chelyos.

2000
01:14:41,120 --> 01:14:42,120
He's Hell Rider.

2001
01:14:42,120 --> 01:14:43,120
Oh yeah, he's Hell Rider.

2002
01:14:43,120 --> 01:14:44,120
Hell Rider.

2003
01:14:44,120 --> 01:14:45,120
Ghost Rider?

2004
01:14:45,120 --> 01:14:47,320
Well, Ghost, no, you can't use Ghost Rider specifically though.

2005
01:14:47,320 --> 01:14:48,320
So you're calling him Hell Rider.

2006
01:14:48,320 --> 01:14:51,200
I'm calling him Hell Rider, say he can become another character.

2007
01:14:51,200 --> 01:14:52,200
God damn.

2008
01:14:52,200 --> 01:14:54,200
So they just call him the next one.

2009
01:14:54,200 --> 01:14:55,200
Now he's a superhero.

2010
01:14:55,200 --> 01:14:56,200
Frank Hell Rider.

2011
01:14:56,200 --> 01:14:57,200
Yeah.

2012
01:14:57,200 --> 01:15:02,160
He's the raging spirit who leaves cops alone and then just fucks.

2013
01:15:02,160 --> 01:15:03,280
Where's he going to fuck this time?

2014
01:15:03,280 --> 01:15:04,280
I don't know.

2015
01:15:04,280 --> 01:15:07,520
You got horse tracking this one and the bus station.

2016
01:15:07,520 --> 01:15:10,000
Well, it can't be Hell because he's going to fuck a real person.

2017
01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:11,000
So.

2018
01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:12,000
Well, Amy Smart dies.

2019
01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:16,320
But maybe, maybe like a club that's like Hell or whatever, like a, like one of those crazy

2020
01:15:16,320 --> 01:15:19,200
clubs in LA that's like Hell themed.

2021
01:15:19,200 --> 01:15:20,200
Hell themed.

2022
01:15:20,200 --> 01:15:21,200
Yeah.

2023
01:15:21,200 --> 01:15:22,200
Like something like, oh, Hell's Kitchen.

2024
01:15:22,200 --> 01:15:23,200
Hell's Kitchen.

2025
01:15:23,200 --> 01:15:25,960
He breaks into Hell's Kitchen in the middle of a dinner.

2026
01:15:25,960 --> 01:15:29,600
He just fucks her right on the counter.

2027
01:15:29,600 --> 01:15:30,600
And I bet Gordon would came here.

2028
01:15:30,600 --> 01:15:31,600
Right on front of Gordon on the counter.

2029
01:15:31,600 --> 01:15:32,600
Yeah.

2030
01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:33,600
And Gordon would came here.

2031
01:15:33,600 --> 01:15:34,600
He'd love it.

2032
01:15:34,600 --> 01:15:35,600
Yeah.

2033
01:15:35,600 --> 01:15:36,600
That'd be great.

2034
01:15:36,600 --> 01:15:40,640
So it's, it's batshit insane.

2035
01:15:40,640 --> 01:15:43,480
It's I don't even know how to describe this movie.

2036
01:15:43,480 --> 01:15:49,180
We've described everything in it, but yeah, it's, it's fun.

2037
01:15:49,180 --> 01:15:53,160
This would have made, what this movie would have been is a great live.

2038
01:15:53,160 --> 01:15:56,640
This would have been so much fun to sit in and joke on while it was on.

2039
01:15:56,640 --> 01:15:57,640
Better than Terrifier.

2040
01:15:57,640 --> 01:15:58,640
Yeah.

2041
01:15:58,640 --> 01:15:59,640
Oh God.

2042
01:15:59,640 --> 01:16:00,640
Well, fun instead of gore.

2043
01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:01,640
Yeah.

2044
01:16:01,640 --> 01:16:03,000
It's just, there's a lot more fun.

2045
01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:06,000
Half that video during the Terrifier, you're just, you're just like.

2046
01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:08,120
Like he just.

2047
01:16:08,120 --> 01:16:09,120
So yeah, exactly.

2048
01:16:09,120 --> 01:16:10,120
I couldn't, I just couldn't even.

2049
01:16:10,120 --> 01:16:11,120
You're like, oh my God.

2050
01:16:11,120 --> 01:16:14,120
I was trying to process during that whole movie.

2051
01:16:14,120 --> 01:16:15,480
This movie, there's nothing to process.

2052
01:16:15,480 --> 01:16:20,520
Nug Brendan was more, it looked like he was more invested in Terrifier too than you were

2053
01:16:20,520 --> 01:16:21,520
in that live one.

2054
01:16:21,520 --> 01:16:22,520
Yeah.

2055
01:16:22,520 --> 01:16:26,320
So, so because I am Cellios, I have to give this a B minus.

2056
01:16:26,320 --> 01:16:27,320
Okay.

2057
01:16:27,320 --> 01:16:28,320
B minus.

2058
01:16:28,320 --> 01:16:29,320
Okay.

2059
01:16:29,320 --> 01:16:30,320
So we'll make it a C plus.

2060
01:16:30,320 --> 01:16:31,320
Yeah.

2061
01:16:31,320 --> 01:16:32,320
Two C's and a B minus.

2062
01:16:32,320 --> 01:16:33,320
I'm okay with it being a C plus.

2063
01:16:33,320 --> 01:16:36,320
I was debating C plus anyway.

2064
01:16:36,320 --> 01:16:47,000
So crank two or crank high voltage gets a C plus, a Cellios plus, the Cellios approved

2065
01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:52,280
and then hopefully we don't have to say Cellios ever again or much ever again.

2066
01:16:52,280 --> 01:16:54,240
I'm not going to bring it up.

2067
01:16:54,240 --> 01:16:55,640
I'm done with it.

2068
01:16:55,640 --> 01:16:57,680
So you've been done with it.

2069
01:16:57,680 --> 01:16:58,680
I'll tell you what.

2070
01:16:58,680 --> 01:16:59,680
And guess what?

2071
01:16:59,680 --> 01:17:00,680
It's not your decision.

2072
01:17:00,680 --> 01:17:01,680
I'll bring it up.

2073
01:17:01,680 --> 01:17:04,720
I'll bring it up again if they bring it up again with the crank three.

2074
01:17:04,720 --> 01:17:05,720
Yeah.

2075
01:17:05,720 --> 01:17:06,720
Oh yeah.

2076
01:17:06,720 --> 01:17:10,720
And when you, when you die, by the way, I'll play that song again when we're doing the

2077
01:17:10,720 --> 01:17:17,400
Mike in remembrance episode, which by the way, we should probably, I mean, preplanning

2078
01:17:17,400 --> 01:17:22,240
on ironically, we should come up with some fun stuff to plan for that.

2079
01:17:22,240 --> 01:17:25,680
So that way, look, it's preplanned and then we know that it's, you approve of it and then

2080
01:17:25,680 --> 01:17:27,480
you'll enjoy it for that memorial episode.

2081
01:17:27,480 --> 01:17:32,520
You guys have to do a live watch of crank one, two, and hopefully three if it's out

2082
01:17:32,520 --> 01:17:36,640
yet a live watch with no break.

2083
01:17:36,640 --> 01:17:37,640
Sure Michael Michael.

2084
01:17:37,640 --> 01:17:42,160
I'll agree to that.

2085
01:17:42,160 --> 01:17:47,520
The moment this guy's out of the picture, I am terminating that contract.

2086
01:17:47,520 --> 01:17:48,520
Fuck this dude.

2087
01:17:48,520 --> 01:17:49,520
Sure.

2088
01:17:49,520 --> 01:17:52,520
Sure.

2089
01:17:52,520 --> 01:17:53,520
Sure.

2090
01:17:53,520 --> 01:17:54,520
Alive, Mike.

2091
01:17:54,520 --> 01:17:55,520
Yeah, this is going to age so poorly.

2092
01:17:55,520 --> 01:17:57,520
I mean, bro.

2093
01:17:57,520 --> 01:18:01,240
Oh, well it'll be fun.

2094
01:18:01,240 --> 01:18:05,080
Not the death, but we'll have a great memorial episode.

2095
01:18:05,080 --> 01:18:07,720
It'll be, I'm not dead yet.

2096
01:18:07,720 --> 01:18:11,240
I know people will get into this kill Michael Larson thing.

2097
01:18:11,240 --> 01:18:13,120
I know we're going to end with the song too.

2098
01:18:13,120 --> 01:18:14,120
No, I'm just kidding.

2099
01:18:14,120 --> 01:18:15,120
All right.

2100
01:18:15,120 --> 01:18:16,640
Tell me what draw your batteries are in.

2101
01:18:16,640 --> 01:18:17,640
Yeah.

2102
01:18:17,640 --> 01:18:24,280
Like always, we want to end our traditional episode with something that our good friend

2103
01:18:24,280 --> 01:18:30,160
who's going to be here next episode, Austin likes to bring to the, who gave us the idea.

2104
01:18:30,160 --> 01:18:33,160
It's called recreational recommendations.

2105
01:18:33,160 --> 01:18:55,920
That's great.

2106
01:18:55,920 --> 01:18:56,920
I love it.

2107
01:18:56,920 --> 01:19:04,120
So, mine is quick and easy and I'll be doing a Wednesday night book review on it soon.

2108
01:19:04,120 --> 01:19:06,640
Wednesday night book club.

2109
01:19:06,640 --> 01:19:08,360
So maybe that'll be out even before this.

2110
01:19:08,360 --> 01:19:14,660
So look out for it either now or next week, but it's for a novel called Fantastic Land.

2111
01:19:14,660 --> 01:19:16,240
My mom recommended it to me.

2112
01:19:16,240 --> 01:19:20,360
She just finished it and she was like, she loved it.

2113
01:19:20,360 --> 01:19:25,360
And so I immediately started listening to it, audio book, and I'm glad I'm doing the

2114
01:19:25,360 --> 01:19:31,560
audio book because it, this is one of those, if you're familiar with the book, World War

2115
01:19:31,560 --> 01:19:38,000
Z, World War Z is told from like the perspective of the survivors or whatever remnants, like

2116
01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:42,560
documents they could find, journals they could find, people who survive, tapes that they

2117
01:19:42,560 --> 01:19:44,760
could find of people from the zombie.

2118
01:19:44,760 --> 01:19:49,220
And it puts it all together in kind of a compilation, which is kind of a cool way to do it.

2119
01:19:49,220 --> 01:19:52,480
This is done in a way that's almost somewhat similar.

2120
01:19:52,480 --> 01:19:57,480
So it's different actors, well it's the same two people, but they're doing different characters.

2121
01:19:57,480 --> 01:20:06,080
It's different interviews of the people who survived the Fantastic Land, I guess massacre

2122
01:20:06,080 --> 01:20:08,000
is what you could call it.

2123
01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:13,120
And it, people who are related to it, people who studied it, people who have been researching

2124
01:20:13,120 --> 01:20:15,640
it since it happened, like all the this.

2125
01:20:15,640 --> 01:20:20,280
And as the interviews go on, I'm getting more and more bits and pieces of like what the

2126
01:20:20,280 --> 01:20:23,360
fuck happened at Fantastic Land.

2127
01:20:23,360 --> 01:20:29,760
And basically the gist of it being Fantastic Land is a theme park in Florida.

2128
01:20:29,760 --> 01:20:34,260
It's not real, but it's a fictional one, but it's pretty near the coast.

2129
01:20:34,260 --> 01:20:39,920
And so when this fictional hurricane comes in and fucks shit up, I think it's a fictional

2130
01:20:39,920 --> 01:20:43,040
hurricane, Hurricane Sadie, I don't remember that one.

2131
01:20:43,040 --> 01:20:47,760
But it comes in and it floods the theme park.

2132
01:20:47,760 --> 01:20:55,440
There's a few thousand people there that they get out of there, like all the people who

2133
01:20:55,440 --> 01:20:57,520
were there for the theme park.

2134
01:20:57,520 --> 01:21:02,320
But there's a procedure in place.

2135
01:21:02,320 --> 01:21:07,000
So the guy that built it in the 70s had a bunch of bunkers and he's like plans for if

2136
01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:08,000
it ever flooded.

2137
01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:09,840
He's like, we got this.

2138
01:21:09,840 --> 01:21:14,720
And there's a plan in place where if you work there, you can volunteer to stay behind in

2139
01:21:14,720 --> 01:21:18,940
one of the shelters, wait out the storm with the generators, just you'll be bored.

2140
01:21:18,940 --> 01:21:23,400
But while you're there, you get paid for every hour while you're working.

2141
01:21:23,400 --> 01:21:24,880
So a lot of people sign up for it.

2142
01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:29,040
It's called like the Operation Rapture or something.

2143
01:21:29,040 --> 01:21:37,120
And anyway, 300 and some odd people, 60 people stay behind, but the storm is a lot, lot,

2144
01:21:37,120 --> 01:21:39,520
lot worse than they anticipated.

2145
01:21:39,520 --> 01:21:43,880
FEMA doesn't come by to get them because FEMA knows that they're a pretty, that they know

2146
01:21:43,880 --> 01:21:46,920
that they have plans in place that no one's been calling out for them.

2147
01:21:46,920 --> 01:21:51,160
So they're like, cool, we can actually lower, like put them lower on the priority list.

2148
01:21:51,160 --> 01:21:59,640
And so in that, however long of a span it is, I don't know yet, these employees, Lord

2149
01:21:59,640 --> 01:22:03,240
of the Flies, it like becomes a Lord of the Flies situation.

2150
01:22:03,240 --> 01:22:08,640
And what makes it super unique and kind of fun is the way that the theme park is laid

2151
01:22:08,640 --> 01:22:16,520
out is there's five distinct themed lands and the way the, when the guy designed the

2152
01:22:16,520 --> 01:22:21,600
park, what he wanted was for each land to feel like you would, he wanted you to feel

2153
01:22:21,600 --> 01:22:23,940
like you went to five theme parks in one day.

2154
01:22:23,940 --> 01:22:25,800
And so each one is built differently.

2155
01:22:25,800 --> 01:22:26,800
Like the Pirates.

2156
01:22:26,800 --> 01:22:27,800
Six Flies, right.

2157
01:22:27,800 --> 01:22:28,800
Yeah.

2158
01:22:28,800 --> 01:22:29,800
Well, no, Westworld.

2159
01:22:29,800 --> 01:22:33,540
Way more, like almost more like Westworld if you meet five little Westworlds.

2160
01:22:33,540 --> 01:22:38,840
So like the Pirate Coves, he bought, he has working jail cells.

2161
01:22:38,840 --> 01:22:39,840
He wanted authenticity.

2162
01:22:39,840 --> 01:22:43,440
He has working lanterns, old lantern timies.

2163
01:22:43,440 --> 01:22:49,300
But then you go to Robot World, Future World, and it's all high tech stuff that doesn't

2164
01:22:49,300 --> 01:22:52,040
work without a generator.

2165
01:22:52,040 --> 01:22:54,980
The Fairyland doesn't really have, there's restaurants, whatever.

2166
01:22:54,980 --> 01:23:01,880
So these people, the employees started kind of congregating in their place where they

2167
01:23:01,880 --> 01:23:05,840
were most comfortable, where they worked and made tribes.

2168
01:23:05,840 --> 01:23:09,360
And I don't want to say anything else other than it does go a little bit Lord of the Flies

2169
01:23:09,360 --> 01:23:14,120
esque, but I don't want to say anything because it's so good.

2170
01:23:14,120 --> 01:23:20,880
I'm about a little over halfway and I am edge of my seat every time it's a new interview.

2171
01:23:20,880 --> 01:23:22,660
I'm like, who's this person?

2172
01:23:22,660 --> 01:23:24,220
What tribe were they part of?

2173
01:23:24,220 --> 01:23:25,640
How were they involved?

2174
01:23:25,640 --> 01:23:27,600
Because some, what was it called?

2175
01:23:27,600 --> 01:23:28,600
Fantastic land.

2176
01:23:28,600 --> 01:23:29,600
Adventure.

2177
01:23:29,600 --> 01:23:34,560
And it's just like one interview, the guy opens with saying like, well, I already talked

2178
01:23:34,560 --> 01:23:35,560
to my prosecutor.

2179
01:23:35,560 --> 01:23:36,560
We got this figured out.

2180
01:23:36,560 --> 01:23:39,140
So like anything I say, I can't get trouble for.

2181
01:23:39,140 --> 01:23:42,160
So I might as well tell you like the truth, but like I didn't kill anyone.

2182
01:23:42,160 --> 01:23:46,640
So like, or like whatever, like it's good.

2183
01:23:46,640 --> 01:23:47,640
It's really good.

2184
01:23:47,640 --> 01:23:49,200
So fantastic land.

2185
01:23:49,200 --> 01:23:50,200
That's a top.

2186
01:23:50,200 --> 01:23:51,200
I forget.

2187
01:23:51,200 --> 01:23:53,200
I don't know the author's name off the top of my head.

2188
01:23:53,200 --> 01:23:54,800
Is it Jason Lethko?

2189
01:23:54,800 --> 01:23:55,800
That sounds right.

2190
01:23:55,800 --> 01:23:56,800
Okay.

2191
01:23:56,800 --> 01:23:57,800
Came out 2017 maybe 2018.

2192
01:23:57,800 --> 01:23:59,800
I don't know.

2193
01:23:59,800 --> 01:24:04,200
It takes place in 2017.

2194
01:24:04,200 --> 01:24:09,280
But this also is a couple years after the fact, I think, or a year or two.

2195
01:24:09,280 --> 01:24:12,280
Is there an archaeologist that this must not be it?

2196
01:24:12,280 --> 01:24:13,280
I don't know.

2197
01:24:13,280 --> 01:24:14,280
This is, wait.

2198
01:24:14,280 --> 01:24:15,280
Okay.

2199
01:24:15,280 --> 01:24:16,280
It doesn't matter.

2200
01:24:16,280 --> 01:24:18,000
It's called a fantastic land.

2201
01:24:18,000 --> 01:24:19,000
So I can doubt it.

2202
01:24:19,000 --> 01:24:20,000
Yeah.

2203
01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:21,000
What is, what's yours?

2204
01:24:21,000 --> 01:24:23,560
I would say the wild robot.

2205
01:24:23,560 --> 01:24:26,720
It's actually, it's actually pretty good.

2206
01:24:26,720 --> 01:24:31,040
It's not, it's not what I thought it was going to be like, cause watching the trailer and

2207
01:24:31,040 --> 01:24:35,320
stuff you kind of like, it gives me flashbacks from the iron giant from when I was a kid.

2208
01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:37,640
And I was like, I don't want to traumatize my kids yet.

2209
01:24:37,640 --> 01:24:39,800
Like they're still young.

2210
01:24:39,800 --> 01:24:41,720
And then they watched it before I did.

2211
01:24:41,720 --> 01:24:47,160
Cause my dad, basically he bought it and then he signed us into their prime on our TV.

2212
01:24:47,160 --> 01:24:50,120
So they've just been watching it like crazy.

2213
01:24:50,120 --> 01:24:51,640
I've been catching bits and pieces.

2214
01:24:51,640 --> 01:24:55,000
And then like on my day off, I actually sat down and watched the whole thing and it's

2215
01:24:55,000 --> 01:24:56,000
a good movie.

2216
01:24:56,000 --> 01:24:57,000
It's horrible.

2217
01:24:57,000 --> 01:24:58,000
It's silly.

2218
01:24:58,000 --> 01:24:59,000
It's cute.

2219
01:24:59,000 --> 01:25:01,040
It kind of has, you know, it's moments that tug at your heartstrings a little bit, but

2220
01:25:01,040 --> 01:25:03,760
it's not nearly as aggressive as the iron drive.

2221
01:25:03,760 --> 01:25:04,760
Awesome.

2222
01:25:04,760 --> 01:25:05,760
It's on my list.

2223
01:25:05,760 --> 01:25:06,760
I've been hearing good things.

2224
01:25:06,760 --> 01:25:09,520
I know it's up for Oscars or was up for Oscar.

2225
01:25:09,520 --> 01:25:10,520
I think it was.

2226
01:25:10,520 --> 01:25:12,520
I'm not sure, but it's, it's good.

2227
01:25:12,520 --> 01:25:13,520
It's, it's cute.

2228
01:25:13,520 --> 01:25:14,520
It's cute.

2229
01:25:14,520 --> 01:25:15,520
Kids movie.

2230
01:25:15,520 --> 01:25:16,520
Enjoy it.

2231
01:25:16,520 --> 01:25:19,520
Enjoy with the kids or if you don't have kids, you're so.

2232
01:25:19,520 --> 01:25:21,520
Thanks for adding that extra caveat.

2233
01:25:21,520 --> 01:25:26,320
I'm looking at me right in the eyes when you say it.

2234
01:25:26,320 --> 01:25:29,240
I have permission now to watch this children's movie by myself.

2235
01:25:29,240 --> 01:25:30,240
Brandon.

2236
01:25:30,240 --> 01:25:31,240
Thank you.

2237
01:25:31,240 --> 01:25:32,240
I watched it.

2238
01:25:32,240 --> 01:25:33,240
My kids ran away.

2239
01:25:33,240 --> 01:25:34,240
I watched it by myself.

2240
01:25:34,240 --> 01:25:35,240
We do that.

2241
01:25:35,240 --> 01:25:36,240
We do that a lot.

2242
01:25:36,240 --> 01:25:38,480
My, my 11 year old granddaughter will be like, I want to watch this.

2243
01:25:38,480 --> 01:25:42,600
We'll be like, okay, as a family to watch it, we get about a third of the way through

2244
01:25:42,600 --> 01:25:44,520
it and we're looking around and she's gone.

2245
01:25:44,520 --> 01:25:47,960
I do that with episodes of bluey.

2246
01:25:47,960 --> 01:25:50,880
I do that with like, they'll put on bluey and they'll run away and I'm sitting there

2247
01:25:50,880 --> 01:25:51,880
watching it.

2248
01:25:51,880 --> 01:25:53,920
I'm like three episodes later and they're gone.

2249
01:25:53,920 --> 01:25:55,560
I'm like, where the fuck are they?

2250
01:25:55,560 --> 01:25:56,560
They were here.

2251
01:25:56,560 --> 01:25:58,840
It's, but you also have kids in the house for me.

2252
01:25:58,840 --> 01:26:05,840
It's like, I reviewed, I watched jingle all the way at 12 o'clock at night when my neighbors

2253
01:26:05,840 --> 01:26:10,160
could probably hear through the door going like, put the cookie down, put the cookie

2254
01:26:10,160 --> 01:26:11,160
down.

2255
01:26:11,160 --> 01:26:12,160
Uh, well.

2256
01:26:12,160 --> 01:26:13,160
Okay.

2257
01:26:13,160 --> 01:26:14,160
What was yours?

2258
01:26:14,160 --> 01:26:15,160
Mine.

2259
01:26:15,160 --> 01:26:16,160
A little different from your.

2260
01:26:16,160 --> 01:26:19,000
It's quite a bit different.

2261
01:26:19,000 --> 01:26:26,000
Uh, I watched, uh, maybe one of the sweetest movies I've ever seen.

2262
01:26:26,000 --> 01:26:32,480
Uh, and it's actually a documentary of sorts, or maybe you'd call it a road trip.

2263
01:26:32,480 --> 01:26:33,480
Well on our.

2264
01:26:33,480 --> 01:26:36,160
Is it will Farrell's train?

2265
01:26:36,160 --> 01:26:41,680
Ferrell's transparent and him going across the country after he tells him, but it's,

2266
01:26:41,680 --> 01:26:46,640
it's just, it's other than describing it as the sweetest movie I've ever seen.

2267
01:26:46,640 --> 01:26:49,040
I mean, it's got, it's funny.

2268
01:26:49,040 --> 01:26:53,120
It's got its things, but it's, it's, it's just sweet when you watch it, you end it,

2269
01:26:53,120 --> 01:26:55,400
you go, you know, I'm glad I watched that.

2270
01:26:55,400 --> 01:26:57,920
I feel better about the world.

2271
01:26:57,920 --> 01:26:58,920
Okay.

2272
01:26:58,920 --> 01:27:02,040
Uh, and yeah, they have their problems.

2273
01:27:02,040 --> 01:27:05,840
They run into people that are jerks, but they really don't focus on it.

2274
01:27:05,840 --> 01:27:08,360
It focuses on their relationship.

2275
01:27:08,360 --> 01:27:10,560
They've been friends for years.

2276
01:27:10,560 --> 01:27:16,280
This guy didn't come out as trans until he was like, I think it's 58.

2277
01:27:16,280 --> 01:27:18,240
He's married with kids and all that.

2278
01:27:18,240 --> 01:27:22,520
They talk to his kids and this and all that, but it's just sweet.

2279
01:27:22,520 --> 01:27:26,040
How first of all, how well in his relationship does not change.

2280
01:27:26,040 --> 01:27:28,400
You could say her now, right?

2281
01:27:28,400 --> 01:27:31,360
If she is her now, it's she's a woman now.

2282
01:27:31,360 --> 01:27:32,360
Yeah.

2283
01:27:32,360 --> 01:27:35,440
So then we'll in her relationship, but it was his relationship and then her.

2284
01:27:35,440 --> 01:27:36,440
Yeah.

2285
01:27:36,440 --> 01:27:37,600
But you're talking about her now, right?

2286
01:27:37,600 --> 01:27:44,660
Well in his relationship in the beginning, in the beginning does not change once she

2287
01:27:44,660 --> 01:27:48,160
becomes her.

2288
01:27:48,160 --> 01:27:50,760
So it starts out like the movie doesn't start out.

2289
01:27:50,760 --> 01:27:56,280
I'm saying the story starts out that he's, he's a man and they have like a 20 year friendship.

2290
01:27:56,280 --> 01:27:57,280
Yeah.

2291
01:27:57,280 --> 01:27:58,280
Yeah.

2292
01:27:58,280 --> 01:27:59,280
Okay.

2293
01:27:59,280 --> 01:28:00,280
Him and will.

2294
01:28:00,280 --> 01:28:04,880
And then I've seen the trailer for now her and will have the same relationship.

2295
01:28:04,880 --> 01:28:08,560
Now will gets asked questions of her and stuff like that throughout it.

2296
01:28:08,560 --> 01:28:14,360
It's not the same relationship because previously he never made a documentary about road tripping

2297
01:28:14,360 --> 01:28:16,560
with his friend.

2298
01:28:16,560 --> 01:28:20,200
So it's a different relationship now because he's putting a highlight and a, and a, and

2299
01:28:20,200 --> 01:28:22,120
a camera behind it.

2300
01:28:22,120 --> 01:28:26,740
So like, I get that it's, it's them, but it's not them being, it's can't be them being organic.

2301
01:28:26,740 --> 01:28:28,480
It's them putting a documentary out into the world.

2302
01:28:28,480 --> 01:28:31,080
It feels pretty organic when you're going to cut things out though.

2303
01:28:31,080 --> 01:28:34,720
It was sure you couldn't because otherwise it'd be obviously it's 3000 mile road trip.

2304
01:28:34,720 --> 01:28:36,840
It was going to be a 75 hour movie.

2305
01:28:36,840 --> 01:28:41,900
But they're also not going to put like, even if they put stuff that is ugly in the movie,

2306
01:28:41,900 --> 01:28:49,680
like people react, like if, if people treated her poorly, some areas, not so much to her

2307
01:28:49,680 --> 01:28:51,480
face though, which is, which is good.

2308
01:28:51,480 --> 01:28:58,920
I could see them putting that in, but like, you're not going to have, I'm just, when the

2309
01:28:58,920 --> 01:29:02,920
camera is on, when something is being observed, the behavior changes.

2310
01:29:02,920 --> 01:29:03,920
Right?

2311
01:29:03,920 --> 01:29:08,120
So I'm, I agree that they're like, that their best friends, I don't think that their best

2312
01:29:08,120 --> 01:29:11,680
friendship has changed at all, but I don't think that we are getting into like the, I

2313
01:29:11,680 --> 01:29:16,480
mean, I feel like it's still a movie and it's still a documentary or it's still like a,

2314
01:29:16,480 --> 01:29:17,480
like a movie.

2315
01:29:17,480 --> 01:29:18,480
Yeah.

2316
01:29:18,480 --> 01:29:21,480
But if you have the camera there, you know, for so long, you forget it's there.

2317
01:29:21,480 --> 01:29:24,520
It's there so much that I don't, I think they don't even act, they don't, they, trust me,

2318
01:29:24,520 --> 01:29:27,960
you see when you get to the end of this movie and you see some of the stuff towards the

2319
01:29:27,960 --> 01:29:32,000
end, I think you might be right in the beginning of the movie, but by the end of the movie,

2320
01:29:32,000 --> 01:29:34,480
the camera's been with them the entire time.

2321
01:29:34,480 --> 01:29:35,480
We're talking about the entire time.

2322
01:29:35,480 --> 01:29:38,400
Cause it's like they shoot, shoot it themselves or they have a camera.

2323
01:29:38,400 --> 01:29:42,400
You know, I cannot tell and I, cause I wondered the same thing when I was watching it, whether

2324
01:29:42,400 --> 01:29:47,480
they shot it themselves or they had a camera person because almost all the shots are kind

2325
01:29:47,480 --> 01:29:50,680
of far away from so, but not super far.

2326
01:29:50,680 --> 01:29:55,240
And that's the thing that's, it gives me a Hollywood sheen to it a little bit.

2327
01:29:55,240 --> 01:30:00,400
Like it looks really high quality, you know, watch it before I make that, I'll watch it.

2328
01:30:00,400 --> 01:30:03,800
It's, it's, it was on my list and I, uh, I watched the trailer for it.

2329
01:30:03,800 --> 01:30:08,080
I've seen some people try to pick apart the trailer, you know, like, or like pick it apart

2330
01:30:08,080 --> 01:30:10,080
before they've seen it.

2331
01:30:10,080 --> 01:30:11,120
But I don't know.

2332
01:30:11,120 --> 01:30:17,280
I, it, the trailer makes me, it makes it look a little bit like, uh, like, well, I guess

2333
01:30:17,280 --> 01:30:24,200
the higher production value, the sort of, it's not very high production.

2334
01:30:24,200 --> 01:30:30,520
The movie itself, it's, I mean, they're decent camera, but it's a high quality in today's,

2335
01:30:30,520 --> 01:30:33,360
in today's 4k iPhone.

2336
01:30:33,360 --> 01:30:34,920
I'm not sure one shot on an iPhone.

2337
01:30:34,920 --> 01:30:38,000
You can't really tell every, well, every documentary now anymore.

2338
01:30:38,000 --> 01:30:39,000
Yeah.

2339
01:30:39,000 --> 01:30:42,800
Maybe I'm just, yeah, maybe I'm just, when I think of documentaries.

2340
01:30:42,800 --> 01:30:44,880
You think of seventies, eighties stuff in documentaries.

2341
01:30:44,880 --> 01:30:46,920
But I also think of, I also try to.

2342
01:30:46,920 --> 01:30:47,920
That anymore.

2343
01:30:47,920 --> 01:30:48,920
Yeah.

2344
01:30:48,920 --> 01:30:51,680
Like I just, like I've been watching the McMahon documentary, like Keep Pauling Asleep, like

2345
01:30:51,680 --> 01:30:53,280
episode four or whatever.

2346
01:30:53,280 --> 01:30:55,800
But that's been pretty interesting.

2347
01:30:55,800 --> 01:30:59,480
A lot of it's old footage and things like that, but the interviews and all that is high

2348
01:30:59,480 --> 01:31:00,480
quality.

2349
01:31:00,480 --> 01:31:01,480
Yeah.

2350
01:31:01,480 --> 01:31:03,120
Whereas none of this is really, I mean, there's a couple of interspersed old footage from

2351
01:31:03,120 --> 01:31:04,120
Saturday Night Live stuff.

2352
01:31:04,120 --> 01:31:05,120
Okay.

2353
01:31:05,120 --> 01:31:07,560
Because this guy was the head writer for Saturday Night Live for like 20 years.

2354
01:31:07,560 --> 01:31:08,560
Oh, wow.

2355
01:31:08,560 --> 01:31:09,760
And then he transitioned.

2356
01:31:09,760 --> 01:31:11,760
He's not, she's not now.

2357
01:31:11,760 --> 01:31:12,760
Okay.

2358
01:31:12,760 --> 01:31:14,240
Now she's retired.

2359
01:31:14,240 --> 01:31:15,240
Right.

2360
01:31:15,240 --> 01:31:18,160
She's, well, she's still writing for television, I believe.

2361
01:31:18,160 --> 01:31:22,760
They addressed that a little bit later because they asked about where she lives and she's

2362
01:31:22,760 --> 01:31:29,920
from like, I think it's Iowa originally, but she lives in New York still because she says

2363
01:31:29,920 --> 01:31:32,640
that's the only place I can make a living is a television.

2364
01:31:32,640 --> 01:31:35,760
So they don't really address where she's writing.

2365
01:31:35,760 --> 01:31:38,480
But being on Saturday Night Live before...

2366
01:31:38,480 --> 01:31:42,360
She's also head writer Saturday Night Live and best friends with Will Ferrell.

2367
01:31:42,360 --> 01:31:43,360
Like...

2368
01:31:43,360 --> 01:31:44,840
Some of the movies came from her.

2369
01:31:44,840 --> 01:31:47,240
Pretty sure she could live wherever she wants.

2370
01:31:47,240 --> 01:31:51,920
Well, at this point, yeah, you probably, yeah, because you probably made enough money that...

2371
01:31:51,920 --> 01:31:52,920
You know what?

2372
01:31:52,920 --> 01:31:54,400
She does not live like she has money.

2373
01:31:54,400 --> 01:31:55,400
Really?

2374
01:31:55,400 --> 01:31:56,400
It's kind of odd.

2375
01:31:56,400 --> 01:31:58,960
Well, she could have money and just live down to earth.

2376
01:31:58,960 --> 01:32:03,200
Because she's very down to earth as far as like her living, her house, and even in the

2377
01:32:03,200 --> 01:32:07,480
New York house is like in like, I don't know New York, but like I want to say Chappaquiddick

2378
01:32:07,480 --> 01:32:09,720
or whatever, some town outside of New York.

2379
01:32:09,720 --> 01:32:11,360
I mean, I'm curious how much...

2380
01:32:11,360 --> 01:32:13,440
Just a house that looks like a house around here.

2381
01:32:13,440 --> 01:32:16,080
It's nothing fancy.

2382
01:32:16,080 --> 01:32:22,160
The house she buys in, I guess several years before she had bought a house in Mojave, which

2383
01:32:22,160 --> 01:32:28,680
is one of the places they end up, is in Mojave, California, in this house that's dilapidated

2384
01:32:28,680 --> 01:32:37,360
and like been destroyed and because she bought it so she could, before she transitioned,

2385
01:32:37,360 --> 01:32:42,200
because she wanted to be able to just go away and live as a female and nobody know her.

2386
01:32:42,200 --> 01:32:44,120
It was kind of sad.

2387
01:32:44,120 --> 01:32:50,120
It was very point, that part of it when she was explaining it to Will about why she would

2388
01:32:50,120 --> 01:32:55,640
buy this piece of shit house out in the middle of nowhere.

2389
01:32:55,640 --> 01:32:57,200
It's emotional.

2390
01:32:57,200 --> 01:33:03,240
It's honestly, it's a really good movie that will make people who maybe think otherwise

2391
01:33:03,240 --> 01:33:04,240
think.

2392
01:33:04,240 --> 01:33:05,240
Yeah.

2393
01:33:05,240 --> 01:33:10,520
Well, good wreck.

2394
01:33:10,520 --> 01:33:16,600
I think that will wrap up usually our way lighter tones podcast.

2395
01:33:16,600 --> 01:33:17,600
Yeah.

2396
01:33:17,600 --> 01:33:23,680
It was fun talking about how much we wanted fucking Mike to die and what we're going to

2397
01:33:23,680 --> 01:33:25,320
do for his funeral and shit.

2398
01:33:25,320 --> 01:33:29,760
But no, no, let's talk about the horrific treatment that trans people get throughout

2399
01:33:29,760 --> 01:33:32,440
the country and the world, especially.

2400
01:33:32,440 --> 01:33:39,320
Well, fuck, anyway, with us, as always, this is the, is we've got Brennan, top, none, none,

2401
01:33:39,320 --> 01:33:40,320
none.

2402
01:33:40,320 --> 01:33:41,320
Not, not, not.

2403
01:33:41,320 --> 01:33:42,320
Not, none, none.

2404
01:33:42,320 --> 01:33:43,320
No, no, no, no.

2405
01:33:43,320 --> 01:33:44,320
Shipley up to Boston.

2406
01:33:44,320 --> 01:33:45,820
Have a good night, everybody.

2407
01:33:45,820 --> 01:33:54,600
We have Michael Chevy, Shellios for the last time from my lips to your ears.

2408
01:33:54,600 --> 01:34:02,640
person. Just get it right. And I am your host, Andy Rice. This has been the Fried Rice podcast.

2409
01:34:02,640 --> 01:34:09,300
We have been fried. This has been fried. This has been podcast. This has been in God. We

2410
01:34:09,300 --> 01:34:37,200
need you, Austin. We need you so bad. Where are you?