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that's the opening to the Buffy sound track motherfuckers if you guys are so

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confused from the show, but you wouldn't know that because you watched the movie.

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Welcome everybody to another exciting episode of Fried Rice Podcast. I'm your host, Andy Rice.

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Let's get fried with me. As always is Austin came. He drove from Sunnydale, California,

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which is about three and a half hours from here to be here. Barrel. Check me out on Google+.

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It's Michael. I put a stake in his heart about a week ago and he's still not dead. He's still

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E. Oh, E. Ah, Cellios motherfucker. Larsen. Don't scream into the mic. And with us is always,

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it's another nitpick. Someone can clip on me being neurotic. And with us is always, it is Brennan.

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And I'm gonna go to Boston.

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Hello everybody. I like how we all tack on later. Yeah. It's like, you don't know what's coming

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until I'm doing it. Sometimes it's a totally different song. Well, not in a regular episode.

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Anyway, everybody welcome. First off at the top, let's talk about what's coming up. Please go

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November 2nd. If you're listening to this, the day that this came out and that is in Needles,

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California. On the fifth, which is a Tuesday, I won't be there, but you can check out Austin

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laughs at the lighthouse at the lighthouse lounge in Havasu. You can check us all out at the

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Bullhead Bell, which is like a restaurant on the November 15th at 7 PM. And then the big one,

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I would say probably one of our biggest ones is laughs on the lake at the Heat Hotel in Havasu.

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So if you're looking for a reason to get out to Havasu, November 16th, it's a Saturday, starts at

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8 PM. It's a huge cool crowd. It's fucking awesome. It's a great hotel. You can probably book yourself

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a room. They have a fun bar. We'll all be there. We'll be having a great time. And yeah, so that's

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all our events. Check us out. Let's get into it. What are we smoking? And that was it right at 420

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when I said that those could have timed that more perfectly. I am packing Alien Labs OZ Kush. It's

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what I've been packing. I like the way it tastes. I like the way it smokes. But then later I brought

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you haven't had this one yet. It was on discount at Story. So it's called Pax. And it's got a fun

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little jar. But what makes this interesting is the flavor is black cherry gelato. Notice he didn't

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say good. He said interesting. Just remember that. But it's black cherry gelato with the camel crush

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technology of a ball that you pop that adds a strawberry vanilla. That's cool. So start it and

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then pop it. Yeah, that's what I did last time. And so we'll see. What I used to do with camel

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crush is I'd smoke half of it regular and then pop it. That's exactly what I said. That's it. So if

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you listen to anyone who smokes camel crush, that's what you do. That's what it looks like.

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That's cool. What did you bring? I also decided to go try Story cannabis for the first time.

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Sorry, distracted you with that cool bottle. And I decided to get toasted XXXL 5 gram

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8 premium indoor flour. Blue widow. It's been pretty tasty. It's pretty good. It's in the

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barn right now. And then I also got a free pre roll couple free pre rolls and a free eight for buying a

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bunch of shit. Yeah, me too. This one is a watermelon gushers. Ooh, that sounds good.

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Well, we got to get off this bong. So that is the what are we smoking and always it's basically

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just Brandon and I Mike has his own way of getting high. He does edibles before coming here. He's got

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a heart condition so he can't smoke as much. Are those edibles kicking in Mike? They kicked in

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about halfway through the who episode. You didn't notice that. Was that really the Buffy sound? I

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thought you were doing Godzilla at the beginning. He goes down down down down. That's Godzilla.

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There's a then there's a I mean, I listen to it all the time. I have it on several plays

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playlists because it gets me pumped when you hear the Buffy sound. It's a it's a banging like really good.

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It's what you put on after you drink your capital of GHB and start to go to town.

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Yeah, we can't keep making references to episodes that are coming out several months from now.

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So the movie that we watched this week was Buffy the Vampire Slayer 1992 and I believe it was

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written by Joss Whedon but not directed by him and that was I think the difference. It makes a

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big old difference because I forgot who I didn't write down who was directed by but the oh no,

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I think it's the same guy that directed Mannequin 2 on the move if I'm not mistaken. I know that she

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stars in it. Rusty Swanson stars in that also. Mannequin 2 starring Bob Polarski. Yeah, starring our

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friend Robert Polarski. Yeah. So if you're familiar with Buffy the Vampire Slayer the TV show and you

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did not know that there was a movie there's a movie that came out five years before the TV show

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aired. This movie stars a different actress, Rusty Swanson instead of Sarah Michelle Geller.

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It's a different school. The school that they are at in this one is

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my good fucking lord is that. Those are my notes. How many pages in those? Three, four. Four pages.

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Four pages. We're gonna keep this short though. Yeah, we're gonna try to make it quicker. Yeah,

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no, we'll be quick. She's at a she's at Hemory High School this one. She's also a senior in high

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school. In the show she's a sophomore. Now that we've all seen the movie I can say that the first

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thing that her principal the opening of the show basically it not the actual opening where we meet

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one of the vampire chicks that becomes prevalent later but we when we meet Buffy she goes into

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school her principal's there and he's looking over her transcript he's like looks like you burn down

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your gymnasium at your last school there was a bunch of stuff and she's like well I didn't

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you know it wasn't really all me and like and she's trying to like whatever you can do to

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her she's trying to like whatever he's like so how about we just don't have how about we don't have

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any of these issues here moving forward that'd be great because he's a nice principal Flutie was a

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nice principal when he died something happens to him sorry I'm not trying to ruin the show if you

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haven't seen it uh when we get principal Snyder he wait when did the show come out he's trying

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to spoil 20 year old stuff 19 something 1997 and when did it end 2000 and well seven years

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after that so okay so go ahead and ruin it okay fine anyone who's gonna see Buffy has seen Buffy

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I got you so when the when we get the new principal we're gonna ruin it for maybe two people that are

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like oh Buffy that show sounds awesome I'm gonna watch it for the first time well I hope I can

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and that's gonna be not me so I don't care well don't start him with this movie well okay well

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yeah this is actually I would say for the most part if you're gonna watch Buffy it actually works

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better as watch the show watch this as an artifact of what could have been because the show more more

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serious than the movie because I felt the movie was it was kind of hard to tell if it's supposed

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to be comedy or not well the show is the movie is 100 a comedy okay it is a very very funny comedy

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yeah like this isn't me battlefield earthing it this is legitimate that's too many varies that's

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way too many varies it's it's got funny moments yeah it's not yeah it's like Paul Rubin's death

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okay wait wait wait no we're not we're not getting into it just yet I'm not done with the backstory

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of Buffy let me just finish my point this is a sexploitation film yeah that's a very like polite

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like kind of more wrapped up sexploitation not so blatant yeah I mean if you're if you're saying

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that it gives off vibes of like from dust till dawn or bordello of blood those kind of like

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cheesy sort of vampires that's an 100 intentional uh but that's but here's the thing Joss Whedon

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who this is his creation he wrote this script it didn't work out the way he wanted it to be

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because he didn't direct it when he had free reign over the show five years later

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the tone of the show is much more serious it is a drama with funny moments sprinkled in and

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light-hearted stuff throughout uh there's a musical episode there's a there's like a but they have a

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character who all he does is wisecrack right but shit hits the fan a lot in that show where they

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have to buckle down to be serious there's deaths there's drama it's like it's but it's also teen

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drama so it doesn't go too far into the into the dark you know there's some there's some episodes

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that are fairly dark but it's like okay my wife who loves buffy my wife who loves buffy like you do

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hates this movie that she doesn't love buffy like i do no because you you're loving it for

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you're loving this movie based on how you feel about the show i like no actually parts of her

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because okay even joss weeden says this show this movie sucks because he didn't get to do it they

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changed it the studio changed into a comedy it was never supposed to be a he didn't pull a quentin

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turrentino and write final draft on every page of the copy so and i've read that josh weeden doesn't

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even like this but i've i've read that and that's fine yeah because it's not a joss weeden i get

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that i can understand joss weeden being like i don't like this movie because it didn't work the

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way i wanted it to it's not the boy i tried to make as a joss weeden collaboration with a director

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and a producer's involvement it's still to me a phenomenal comedy that sets up what buffy could

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have been if they went down a comedic route and i don't think that's the way they should have gone

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but the way i view this movie and it has to be viewed this way because of the inconsistencies of

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her age and and her parents being different people and different actresses is that this is a

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multiverse situation we have to address it as the movie was a multiverse buffy because there's a few

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glaring things like for instance um the watchers so in this movie we have merrick the watcher and

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it shows clearly that he's been her watcher for centuries and every time she uh there's a new

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slayer it's always christy swanson it looks like uh to varying degrees uh and it's always him the

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chosen one and he raises her but she has different sensibilities of the time so she's not necessarily

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the same person but it looks like she's christy swanson at least for that one flashback in the

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show which is the way that we didn't really want it to be is that there's a watcher council there

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are hundreds of watchers there are thousands of girls in the world that could potentially be a

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slayer once the slayer dies so if so presumably and i don't know why we never really get this in the

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show which is which is crazy i don't is there only one slayer there's only one slayer at a time

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so the slayer dies a new slayer is born uh not born but like a new slayer so a girl a teen girl

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who's out there one of potentially thousands will get the power of the slayer and hopefully

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she has a watcher so like um like there's there's a uh in buffy again spoilers so sorry guys but in

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the show the first season she gets drowned for about a minute dies and then gets resurrected so

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during that death a uh african chick named um uh oh god what's her name i just forgot it uh but

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anyway she uh she becomes the slayer so two slayers so it's buffy and her kendra her and kendra so

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buffy and kendra become dual slayers spoilers again when kendra dies we get faith and faith is

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played by elijah dusku and she's the main other slayer so because buffy came back then too yes

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she survived exactly and so faith is a slay is a chick who the council never found so faith grew

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up in a foster system like got lost in the shuffle of all that had a bad upbringing can't trust people

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now she gets a bunch of superpowers and they're trying so they had to bring in another watcher

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for her so like uh buffy has a watcher giles but then they brought in wesley who's a different

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watcher to be faith's watcher so like there's enough watchers there's a watcher council they

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test buffy like at one point they show up and they like pull tests on her like they get they give her

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a potion that gets sort of the black panther treatment they take away her power and then

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have her fight some vampire and if she dies it's like she's not supposed to be the slayer but if

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she lives you know like and she beats a vampire straight up on her own then like it's worth it

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so the lore of the of buffy and the lore of the watcher all of that is so compelling we don't get

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the angel story in this and angels whole thing is fucking super fascinating he's a vampire

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the worst vampire where his name was angelus he was just a normal guy became a vampire and then

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for several hundred years he came up with the worst possible tortures he could think of for

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just people like when when he becomes angelus again in the real timeline in like real like in

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buffy's timeline after being good which i'll explain in a second he takes giles girlfriend

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he kills her and she was a main character at this point like people really loved her

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he puts her dead body up in the bed and then he lays rose petals down so and candles so when

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the jiles gets home he like opens it up he's like oh this is sweet and he like walks up and then

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gets in bed with his like dead fucking girlfriend and that's just the kind of fun that angel or

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angelus played so he and jealous makes the mistake of killing a gypsy girl who everyone loved and that

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gypsy girl's uh uh family put a curse on him and the curse was to give him his soul back so now

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he can remember every vicious thing he's ever done and he has the consciousness and the soul

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to to feel the like regret and like shame that that would bring and guilt so he is just a fucking

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wreck after that point he lives in the sewers he doesn't kill any more people he eats rats he's

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like fucking he just hates himself and then he sees buffy and it kind of brings him out of his

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funk a little bit and they start uh romance together and so it's buffy the vampire slayer

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with a vampire with a soul is her boyfriend so makes this kind of beautiful relationship

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yeah so then eventually he gets uh he they break up and he goes to los angeles and he starts it's

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angel has his own show and uh that is my favorite of the two that were i know i talk about buffy a

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lot and the reason i don't talk about angel more is because you need to know a lot about buffy to

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get into it i'm trying to prep you guys for you know i never knew you're this passionate about

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buffy oh yeah yeah uh so okay and anyway uh that's uh josh weeden also did dr horrible single on

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blog josh weeden's great that's what surprised me so much about me not liking this movie and i

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but which is weird because the dialogue in this is so good a lot of it is and a lot of it's really

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it's very campy and it's not good it's campy well let's get into it campy aren't really the same

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thing well wait hold on rocky horror picture show people would argue that the camp of it makes it

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good right there are movies that because of the camp it makes it good i would argue that buffy's

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on the same level as a rocky horror as a what's that movie about the plant audrey that gets big

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and eats people little shop of horrors do you think this compares to little shop of horrors honestly

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yeah yeah 100 it's a it it's a homage to vampire movies in a very deliberately uh

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uh exploitation style like vibe like i think it's like modern valley girl like kind of like campy

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it does have the valley campy it's very yeah but all of that is so over the top on purpose

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yeah it's like it's just like clueless alicia's like the are you sure it's on purpose because

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yeah that's not what josh weeden thinks it's like you think the exact opposite of what josh

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weeden does which is so weird to me because you know be as big a buffy fan as you are yeah that's

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why it's strange because you're such a big what about 90 percent of if you go talk to buffy fans

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most of them hate this movie okay it's just the way it is that sounds that sounds like they're

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they're letting the show influence that i think so because they probably mostly saw it before they

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saw the movie and it's the same i watched the show before i watched the movie yeah but uh actually i

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might have watched the movie i watched the movie first when i was a kid i forgot all about it yeah

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absolutely i watched this as a kid i liked it yeah and then i watched the show i think they compared

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to the show and it it doesn't hold up compared to the show but again that explains a lot christy

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swanson and all those tights showing her tits everywhere you saw this as a kid now you're

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buffy life you don't care who plays her yeah that's fun um i could play buffy you'd watch every

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episode you just said that right now uh no but here's the thing again sure i maybe joss weeden

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didn't like the end result didn't like what they did with his with his with his script or whatever

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but i don't care i don't care what joss weeden thinks about this movie joss weeden can hate his

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i don't care if people hate their own work if it's if i enjoy it like it's well he just doesn't

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consider part of it he doesn't even consider it his work that's the problem they take it so much

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okay that it's not his work and that's fine but i'm not gonna let i'm not gonna let that affect

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how i feel the director though the director of the movie made a deliberate homage to exploitation

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style movies with a great script he got a joss weeden script and he ran with it in a way that i

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really liked so if joss weeden had his way we would have had a much more serious tone movie and it

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would have been closer to the show and maybe the world would have been ready for it in 1992 and

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maybe that's all we would have gotten but instead we get this really fun campy movie that's awesome

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in a way that i absolutely love i love every little detail of it and it led to joss weeden

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being so upset by it that he got his own show down the line so this is without this we wouldn't have

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had the show and if we had had his original one we might not have had the show because he would

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have put her as a senior right off the bat so then that gets rid of the entire high school angle of

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the show like he would have had and then like so just it doesn't so like who cares what joss

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weeden thinks so um yeah uh it's just funny how mad you get well it's it's just like no one disagree

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with me no i don't know you could disagree with me all you want i even joss weeden he can disagree

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it's his movie right like or he's part like he wrote the script for it and he can absolutely

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hate it but like also if you there's a lot of artists like shia la buff hates every movie he's

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been in like he doesn't he doesn't like watching it right like i think it is that's like a meme

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where it's just like he kind of hates everything he's been in so i should hate those movies now

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because it didn't work out the way shia la buff wanted well i think that's more like his childhood

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stuff because it reminds him of the traumatic childhood he had okay but even that some weird

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guy came into his high school and told him that he has to kill vampires yeah that was that was

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pretty creepy it's a little creepy uh shows up in the girl's locker room just like hey yeah that was

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like okay this is kind of weird no guy dressed like that can just walk into a high school these

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days and then and then he's in the fucking locker room like all right well i guess i guess they knew

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what i was thinking now i would uh i i part of me thinks that the reason she doesn't freak out more

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is that there's a obviously a history throughout the centuries between slayer and him so i now i

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have to operate completely off of movie rules so like a subconscious connection yeah exactly so so

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i'm going off of movie rules not buffy vampire uh tv rules because you have to go off of the rules

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that are established in the premise that you're watching so this in this world there's one vampire

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that wants to like kill her like the lead guy there's a one watcher that gets that's lived for

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hundreds of years and then she gets resurrected every time she dies becomes a new slayer and i'm

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assuming he has to like wait then 15 16 years to approach her uh like when he finds when he makes

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sure because it's like like the dragon balls almost it's like once she dies he has to go find

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where the new one is born and then wait for that one to get to age so that he can approach her and

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be like you're a vampire slayer so it took him a while to find her i think he said further than

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he longer than he would have liked um but he had to make sure that it was her so you're using mike's

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logic of it's a movie andy this movie when it suits him just this movie only wait no it's

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i go into this world what it's yeah that's i gotta use the movie rules challenging everything he

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believes mike yeah i'm not that wasn't me no no no no you're not you're not you're not you're not

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following what i'm saying what i'm giving up what i'm saying is when i watch a movie i accept at

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face value what the movie's universe is trying to tell me if a movie just opens and a person out of

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nowhere just starts levitating and starts flying around the room i don't question it for one second

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because the movie is telling me that's what it is but if for some okay it's like with with space

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truckers right we had established that they're in space and that gravity sometimes works correctly

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but then when it doesn't they break their own in-game universe right so so like in movie

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universe so with buffy the vampire slayer 1992 the movie this is the premise we get this is the

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lifelong struggle between vampire slayer merrick and the bad vampire okay which i'm okay with that's

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not the show it's a completely different premise it's a different uh universe it's a multiverse

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sort of thing in my mind so uh i'm okay with that my first note was a nitpick of like wait why is

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the watcher the same watcher when it's a watcher council which doesn't yeah now i know uh so

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so keifer oh keifer southerland is a vampire in the lost boys and his dad is a watcher in buffy

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yeah that's funny i thought that was kind of fun i had that thought i was like cool

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uh do you remember oh do you remember dance squads in the gym for like pep rallies and stuff i don't

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probably not we had a dance team yeah we had a dance team was like the wolf pack or the wolf

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wolf gang or something and it was like a big deal people really liked when the wolf pack or

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wolf gang came out there was just a bunch of chicks they were just fucking like dancing shit i hated

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pep rallies but uh i thought that was fun it definitely looks like a like a high school

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of a 90s high school love the aesthetic now you said that the the uniform that was your wife

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said the universe the uniforms she's seen plenty on her years of seeing cheerleaders teacher she's

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his mom never seen cheerleaders in whatever those not skirts and not shorts that they had on

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whatever those were yeah but i think and we're gonna see a lot in this movie of bold 90s fashion

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choices that i think is deliberate yeah talking about the intro because my note for okay not

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because it goes in the past i'm like it's just like really quick i'm like oh cool not too long

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of an intro next note never mind and then and then they're all talking together these chicks

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are annoying and then i go oh wait everyone's annoying yeah it's the 90s and then i got relieved

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because i saw oh that's milton from office space yeah yeah for principle uh that was great another

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90s term uh yabos must have been very popular in the 90s yeah yabos i put that down from uh uh

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i thought that was hocus pocus yeah he says yabos and this oh yeah this bum at the high school has

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the riz is what i wrote which bum the one that keeps talking to her and she keeps talking to him

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today what the fuck are you doing here get the fuck out of here oh perry uh hillary swank

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awesome little valley girl loved it uh buffy's hot in this fucking movie uh the light ages why

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did i write that down the light ages l i t e that's so is that probably something related to dark

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ages yeah but they but they the reason i wouldn't have spelled it wrong on purpose oh we get

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introduced to one of the greatest actors of all time one of the nicest humans of all time

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david arquette yes but i refer to him in this movie because he looks all drugged out david

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barbituate yeah david arquette's great uh they're like the these girls looked like the plastics

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before the plastics were a thing and mean girls like they were i like that they were

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girls like they were i like that they walked up to their lunch place and the girls that were there

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immediately scrambled like they didn't have to say a word they just walked over they're like shit

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and they fucking left uh they totally acted like real teenagers like that is what dumb popular

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teenagers would be like yeah it's like they're just like we need an environmentally conscious

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like what about litter i like that whole thing where they're trying to figure out the theme for

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the dance oh yeah every noise buffy make throughout this entire movie is a sceptic mode oh everything

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every especially when she's fighting um anything retraining montage making cereals

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making what i said the training montage oh yeah yeah uh i put you the oh ew they show trailers for

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foreign movies there let's go to the amc you know they show trailers for foreign movies i thought

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they said trailers for porn movies no no they said foreign movies and i watched in my defense i

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watched this on a phone hung over in a room i was locked in it wasn't locked with an actual lock it

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was locked by my word i was not allowed to leave it might as well have been locked

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there uh i had to hoop really bad yeah well you should have asked anthony i'm afraid what i was

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gonna walk you're like you were very sincere about me staying in there and i was like what am i going

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to see if i walk out of here i was just scared facing the door jerking off until 11 45 yeah he's

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like i was like he's like don't come out of that room and i'm like all right well what if i have to

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go to the bathroom do i have to back out of the room am i going to see something terrible like

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i'm gonna go see reverse goatsie back out of the room should start talking to him under the door

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andy i gotta poo yeah i almost at one point about 11 30 was gonna knock on the door and be like

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you're free to move around the cabin but then i then i thought no a little bit more privacy

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i come out and he's naked he's like just like in the movie this is a naked place

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place um andy is an animal someone says that's pretty funny because i'm andy and the character

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that's a real perv trying to hit on buffy the whole time is andy uh gargoyle face is pretty funny

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he's my he's he's funny the you know uh he's the jock that looks like he's he's a gargoyle

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he's like the first jock that died yes turned into a vampire yeah he's got a very prominent

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forehead yeah yeah it looks like a pro magnum man was he the one that was like basketball playing

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event like yeah he comes out at the end with ben ben uh ben athelic and he plays against him for a

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second yeah uh scares him here just take it man i thought that was ben athelic it was he wasn't in

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the imdb super young ben accredited yeah uh paul rubin is absolutely delightful in this role he

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saves the movie he saves he's so funny he's just so campy over the top i love anytime his interaction

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with the master like the master just sticking his hand out so he could get a little kiss and come

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back down it's so good ruder paul is is it peewee peewee yeah i couldn't i couldn't see it you couldn't

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see it i was like oh paul is peewee in this and i could not find him even the death you couldn't

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see it he's the guy that lost his arm right yeah oh wow real dramatically i got i got a dramatically

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for i think 30 minutes of the movie i got a steve buchemi vibe from him yeah i got a bill

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murray vibe from the head vampire and i got a pete davidson vibe from the one vampire that like

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kills the dj yeah oh wait the one that becomes the dj yeah that was the random vampire love that guy

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he's just really getting into it um another thing that's a little bit different about this

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versus the show is um the uh obviously the budget but the way vampires die is another reason why this

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has to take place in a different universe because there's corpses of vampires layered on the flittered

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on the floor getting detention getting detention that was great that was great in the show in the

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show and this is a very fun detail that you might not pick up on if you watch the show for the first

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time season one so when you stab a vampire in the show they dust they turn to dust they poof into

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dust i have a theory that it depends on like who they are depends on how long the dusting process

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takes because like some vampires you get them and they instantly dust but then like in the show

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there's maybe two or three vampires that when stabbed go oh damn and then die they end game is

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what my wife said yeah they end game they turn the dust but yeah why aren't they end gaming here's

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the the buffy the buffy snap she said why aren't they why aren't they end game yeah

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here's the here's the difference uh here's the fun little thing if you watch season one

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the graphics that they had weren't good enough to differentiate the steak from the dust so when

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buffy dusts a vampire the steak and the vampires will dust every time you get to season two they

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figured it out where she dusts and then like i think they even make a point of like she dusts

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and let go and the very obviously in the first episode the the steak falls and clings to the

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ground it's like it's like we did it we did it okay they were really proud of it it's sound

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effect and everything it's slow motion like slow motion fall um okay so uh chip okay Doritos light

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what the fuck that's crazy um kiss noise that was fun someone just saying kiss noise a cute little

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a cool little part is uh yeah she's talking to her mom mom her mom mom i assume step mom she's in

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milton's office talking to him and she spits the tack at the fly i was like that's kind of that was

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awesome that's one of my favorites i thought it was gonna look cooler too i was like i see what

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she's gonna do she's gonna take the tack spit it at the fly and the way they the way that they

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framed that the fly with the tack in it was like didn't look as cool as i thought it was gonna look

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it still looks cool uh here's the thing about about buffy's mom it is her mom he see this he was

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like it still looks cool the tack fly you could can you give me a little tack fly

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no that was this great moment of cinematic history austin what are you talking about

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a little tack fly are you making a pun with the words tack and fly right now that i'm not picking

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up on is that don't give me any ideas what don't give me any ideas no no i'm just not picking up

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did you want more recognition that that you said the words tack fly or that you addressed this was

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a cool scene i thought maybe it was just because of you know killing the fly would make this

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probably why it's your favorite movie so you're saying the fly thank you that's what i needed i

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needed some context i wasn't picking up what you were saying yes holy shit if i could spit a tack

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at a fly in this apartment i would be a god i would never leave i'd let them in and i would hunt them

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sure is that what we're talking about yeah andy the fly hunter what are we doing i don't know but

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yeah thank you yeah see now i got every time someone says tack fly i'm gonna make sure i

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acknowledge them um but here's the thing about buffy's mom what the the credits of this movie

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the credits of this movie they start going the first credit candy clark as buffy's mom

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the and then it just goes there's an entire blank screen and then cast and we get the rest of it

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i mean isn't that strange think about that the first credit it is by itself with no other cast

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near it it's just candy clark as buffy's mom well that gets a whole ass just by itself scroll

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and then cast christy swanson as buffy uh ruder rucker howard the first time and had to tack it

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in there it kind of feels that way it's like almost like what what they had to tack fly it

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they had to tack fly it and thank you brent for another tack fly reference uh i just thought that

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was weird uh i wonder why i don't know the post credit scene was funny too yes more paul rubin

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died did you watch the post credit i did not watch that no it cuts back to paul he gets up he goes

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oh ah he ah oh and then dies yeah yeah what was up with that what was up with that death i forgot

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i didn't write that down well that in this peewees big death he like kicks the wall like shucks and

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then apparently in this universe that's you know good acting yeah no no well it was hilarious i

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thought it was funny yeah but that's the thing it is like in this universe in this movie yeah

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if this was fun i wanted that i loved every time the main the rucker howard vampire was like over

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the top super like um like wasn't that some cool imagery when she went down to sleep and he was

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right behind her like i know it's like creepy because it's like you know like she's a high

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school kid but like think about just the imagery of that like she's fallen asleep and he's it's so

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ingrained in her brain kind of i had a little trouble with rucker howard because he was very

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he's not who i would have yeah not who i would have chosen if i had any miscast it would be him

373
00:37:31,620 --> 00:37:36,900
as the main guy yeah but that being said i don't think he did bad job i just i wish we had someone

374
00:37:36,900 --> 00:37:43,460
a little bit more to the scenery like if we william defoe yes if we had had william defoe

375
00:37:43,460 --> 00:37:47,220
i made this an entirely different movie to me because if he had because if we had someone that

376
00:37:47,220 --> 00:37:52,100
would just really and some gravitas he just he didn't have the gravitas i like this duality

377
00:37:52,100 --> 00:37:57,620
between you guys and it's mostly been mike but now you got you guys throw this back at each other

378
00:37:57,620 --> 00:38:06,180
now andy gets it's a fucking movie yeah finally there you go it took his favorite movie of all

379
00:38:06,180 --> 00:38:09,860
time you have to know that thursday said you can't do that to me anymore ever again

380
00:38:12,340 --> 00:38:19,140
i did i gave i gave mike a note never do that again in future discourse instantly starts doing

381
00:38:19,140 --> 00:38:26,660
it to me he locked mike in the room for a couple hours i guess i'm wait i still don't feel like i

382
00:38:26,660 --> 00:38:32,100
am saying it's just a movie you started by saying it was you guys are i never say that we said you

383
00:38:32,100 --> 00:38:37,540
gotta stay in the movies world yeah but i would use that for any movie we were talking about if

384
00:38:37,540 --> 00:38:44,260
we were talking about if we were talking about the matrix or whatever i would like i then would just

385
00:38:44,260 --> 00:38:50,100
say i accept everything that this movie's telling me is truth as i'm watching the movie so that's a

386
00:38:50,100 --> 00:38:55,940
bad example because you're all about simulation theory lately well in this simulation theory i

387
00:38:55,940 --> 00:39:03,060
wish i could fucking edit you guys a little bit um whenever we talk about nothing crazy your lives

388
00:39:03,060 --> 00:39:07,940
wouldn't change too much but you would come here with better attitudes the the whole simulation

389
00:39:07,940 --> 00:39:11,540
theory thing is getting to me too now because whenever i think of simulation theory i think of

390
00:39:11,540 --> 00:39:16,100
death stranding and just how like accurate everything is and you're saying like everything's

391
00:39:16,100 --> 00:39:20,900
like a giant game engine that we're in yeah with no glitches and everything and i'm like what do you

392
00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:26,500
mean no glitches glitches all the time deja vu but they're like not being able to remember things

393
00:39:26,500 --> 00:39:30,340
like i feel like that's just we're not good enough npcs that we're full of uh that we have

394
00:39:30,340 --> 00:39:35,140
full memory capabilities i think that's like a ram issue it would explain mandela effects too

395
00:39:35,140 --> 00:39:41,700
yeah mandela effects absolutely um whoville whoville but like i bet you there's a ton of

396
00:39:41,700 --> 00:39:48,660
glitches like uh that we just don't you know that we whatever right like were there two shooters for

397
00:39:48,660 --> 00:40:01,620
jfk which uh if if jesus andy how did we get there uh the worst late 80s early 90s cafe bar ever

398
00:40:02,260 --> 00:40:09,700
those fucking outfits i actually love it i love the the place they go to which which is weird

399
00:40:09,700 --> 00:40:15,620
because i thought it okay so in the regulars in buffy the show the first few the first few seasons

400
00:40:15,620 --> 00:40:20,660
they couldn't decide that buff so it's like all right buffy you're gonna be a sophomore with all

401
00:40:20,660 --> 00:40:25,780
of your friends but then we also really want you to be able to go to a bar so here's the bronze is

402
00:40:25,780 --> 00:40:31,460
what we're gonna call this place and it's a i guess an all ages nightclub uh that they go to

403
00:40:32,180 --> 00:40:37,060
constantly when i was a kid they had those that's what glitch used to be uh it was a place called

404
00:40:37,060 --> 00:40:43,300
it was called plur and then it was called neon and it was like 18 to 18 to 21 no she's like

405
00:40:43,300 --> 00:40:50,820
14 15 years old so we're talking like as a 15 year old girl in the show in the show she goes to

406
00:40:50,820 --> 00:40:57,700
the bronze and the bronze is where they do sexy dancing there's nightclub they have live bands

407
00:40:57,700 --> 00:41:02,260
they you know they're not drinking and i think that we maybe they wear wristbands so they can't

408
00:41:02,260 --> 00:41:06,660
that's what we had we had you had to get a wristband if you could yeah and one side of the bar

409
00:41:06,660 --> 00:41:12,100
it was like a big building and half in one side of it was you could get alcohol on the other side

410
00:41:12,100 --> 00:41:16,820
which is sodas and stuff yeah they would put a permanent marker x on your hand for no oh y'all

411
00:41:16,820 --> 00:41:23,540
had one too yeah for 18 to 21 they were cool yeah well and again in high school in buffy's world

412
00:41:23,540 --> 00:41:29,140
you could be a high school kid um luke perry and david are kept uh who you cannot who you

413
00:41:29,140 --> 00:41:37,700
can't kill david barbituate who david barbituate um dump change on the waitresses uh like thing

414
00:41:37,700 --> 00:41:44,580
and says uh what can we get and she says either two coffees or a hot dog with nothing on it and my

415
00:41:44,580 --> 00:41:50,260
point is who charges for condiments like she makes a point of saying you can have a hot dog with

416
00:41:50,260 --> 00:41:57,140
nothing on it for the amount of money that you gave me but would ketchup cost more who was the

417
00:41:57,140 --> 00:42:05,060
president in this universe i guess it does this is true bush or oh 92 was that clinton clinton

418
00:42:05,060 --> 00:42:13,140
clinton was clinton in 92 i think yeah i like the line where he says kill him a lot

419
00:42:15,380 --> 00:42:22,820
yeah kill him a lot one of my favorite lines was uh after david david barbituate turns into a

420
00:42:22,820 --> 00:42:27,220
vampire and it's like floating outside the window and he's like dude go home you're floating yeah

421
00:42:28,740 --> 00:42:34,820
you had just a little too much yeah great or with the the big showdown and the watchers like she's

422
00:42:34,820 --> 00:42:36,060
She's a pain in the ass.

423
00:42:36,060 --> 00:42:38,780
Yeah.

424
00:42:38,780 --> 00:42:41,740
David Arquette gets the wiener and Perry got the bun.

425
00:42:41,740 --> 00:42:44,100
I don't know what that means, but they split the hot dog.

426
00:42:44,100 --> 00:42:47,580
And I love how natural it was.

427
00:42:47,580 --> 00:42:50,260
So they got the hot dog, picks it up immediately.

428
00:42:50,260 --> 00:42:51,660
One gets the bun, one took the hot,

429
00:42:51,660 --> 00:42:52,700
and then they just start eating.

430
00:42:52,700 --> 00:42:53,420
It was great.

431
00:42:53,420 --> 00:42:56,300
It's like they didn't have to talk over it or anything.

432
00:42:56,300 --> 00:42:58,180
It was kind of like they'd been friends for a long time,

433
00:42:58,180 --> 00:42:59,900
and I got that feeling.

434
00:42:59,900 --> 00:43:02,620
Yabos, Hocus Pocus, we got that.

435
00:43:02,620 --> 00:43:06,020
Hocus Pocus was a year later than this.

436
00:43:06,020 --> 00:43:09,700
So they might have actually gotten Yabos from Buffy.

437
00:43:09,700 --> 00:43:11,740
The plastics, I think, are hilarious together.

438
00:43:11,740 --> 00:43:14,540
Anytime they're talking, I think the dialogue is super funny.

439
00:43:14,540 --> 00:43:16,900
All that Valley Girl stupid bullshit.

440
00:43:16,900 --> 00:43:21,020
Creepy way to introduce himself, Watcher, at the locker room.

441
00:43:21,020 --> 00:43:22,140
Yeah.

442
00:43:22,140 --> 00:43:25,260
And I was like, whoa, Buffy has dreamt in vivid detail

443
00:43:25,260 --> 00:43:28,340
of being an actual slave.

444
00:43:28,340 --> 00:43:31,980
Because he says like, he's like, oh, which one?

445
00:43:31,980 --> 00:43:34,020
Were you a slave in Virginia?

446
00:43:34,020 --> 00:43:36,660
And I was like, whoa, because when she dreams,

447
00:43:36,660 --> 00:43:38,260
she dreams in full vivid detail.

448
00:43:38,260 --> 00:43:42,060
So this chick, as vapid as she is in high school,

449
00:43:42,060 --> 00:43:45,100
has vivid dreams of what the actual life of a slave

450
00:43:45,100 --> 00:43:46,260
was back in the day.

451
00:43:46,260 --> 00:43:48,340
And she doesn't have the, speaking of gravitas,

452
00:43:48,340 --> 00:43:51,380
she doesn't have like the weight of that knowledge

453
00:43:51,380 --> 00:43:53,700
doesn't help her.

454
00:43:53,700 --> 00:43:55,300
God, Anthony.

455
00:43:55,300 --> 00:43:58,100
Austin keeps looking at my fucking notes.

456
00:43:58,100 --> 00:44:01,060
Dude, there's arrows, there's dashes, there's underlines.

457
00:44:01,060 --> 00:44:03,140
I'll go quick.

458
00:44:03,140 --> 00:44:04,780
Do you have any gum?

459
00:44:04,780 --> 00:44:06,700
That was funny.

460
00:44:06,700 --> 00:44:08,980
The action is campy and over the top.

461
00:44:08,980 --> 00:44:10,620
Michael, it's basically slapstick.

462
00:44:10,620 --> 00:44:12,100
The show is better action.

463
00:44:12,100 --> 00:44:15,580
I was actually, when I went to a summer camp as a child,

464
00:44:15,580 --> 00:44:18,700
well, teenager, I was taught combat training

465
00:44:18,700 --> 00:44:20,580
by someone who did combat training,

466
00:44:20,580 --> 00:44:23,020
or did the combat on the show.

467
00:44:23,020 --> 00:44:23,540
On the show.

468
00:44:23,540 --> 00:44:26,380
So we did a Buffy fight, which was pretty cool,

469
00:44:26,380 --> 00:44:27,300
like a sword fight.

470
00:44:27,300 --> 00:44:28,060
That was a lot of fun.

471
00:44:28,060 --> 00:44:30,060
I got to learn that, like the entire fight,

472
00:44:30,060 --> 00:44:32,420
all the way through.

473
00:44:32,420 --> 00:44:35,180
And then it's like the steak actually gets through.

474
00:44:35,180 --> 00:44:36,180
It's bloody.

475
00:44:36,180 --> 00:44:37,580
They die.

476
00:44:37,580 --> 00:44:39,820
The show, it's dust, with or without the steak.

477
00:44:39,820 --> 00:44:41,220
That was my whole point.

478
00:44:41,220 --> 00:44:42,260
You on something?

479
00:44:42,260 --> 00:44:42,780
Look around.

480
00:44:42,780 --> 00:44:45,020
Nope.

481
00:44:45,020 --> 00:44:48,260
Which is great, because he's not on anything.

482
00:44:48,260 --> 00:44:50,380
Like, he's answering yes.

483
00:44:50,380 --> 00:44:54,020
He's like, I'm not on drugs, but I'm also not on anything.

484
00:44:54,020 --> 00:44:55,260
Fight me in.

485
00:44:55,260 --> 00:44:56,340
Which is very funny.

486
00:44:56,340 --> 00:44:59,300
Like, it's so clever.

487
00:44:59,300 --> 00:45:00,220
Yeah, let me in.

488
00:45:00,220 --> 00:45:02,420
David Arquette is creepy as a fucking vampire.

489
00:45:02,420 --> 00:45:03,780
He's the creepiest one.

490
00:45:03,780 --> 00:45:05,820
He's the one that, like, if I saw him in an alleyway,

491
00:45:05,820 --> 00:45:07,180
I'd be like, ugh.

492
00:45:07,180 --> 00:45:09,140
But also gargoyle face.

493
00:45:09,140 --> 00:45:11,100
And maybe Paul Rubin.

494
00:45:11,100 --> 00:45:11,940
Yeah.

495
00:45:11,940 --> 00:45:12,900
He was fun.

496
00:45:12,900 --> 00:45:15,300
He was fun, but still I'd be like, oh, fuck.

497
00:45:17,900 --> 00:45:20,620
So then, oh yeah, it was creepy when she slept on the vampire.

498
00:45:20,620 --> 00:45:23,460
It's weird seeing Buffy's mom as a different actress,

499
00:45:23,460 --> 00:45:25,260
different character, completely.

500
00:45:25,260 --> 00:45:27,460
Like, she doesn't even act the same, like, at all.

501
00:45:27,460 --> 00:45:30,260
She's like, always off partying in this one.

502
00:45:30,260 --> 00:45:33,420
She's like, definitely a mom in the show.

503
00:45:33,420 --> 00:45:34,420
Like, so.

504
00:45:34,420 --> 00:45:38,140
Yeah, I assume step mom with how she treats her.

505
00:45:38,140 --> 00:45:43,020
Yeah, no, that's her real mom, I guess, in this one.

506
00:45:43,020 --> 00:45:47,180
The mustache twirl was pretty cool that he does.

507
00:45:47,180 --> 00:45:49,620
He does like a little mustache twirl, one of the,

508
00:45:49,620 --> 00:45:51,300
I think the main guy.

509
00:45:51,300 --> 00:45:53,340
Just need a railroad track.

510
00:45:53,340 --> 00:45:54,740
For what?

511
00:45:54,740 --> 00:45:57,780
Oh, for the, yeah.

512
00:45:57,780 --> 00:46:00,580
Right after her first punch, she's into it.

513
00:46:00,580 --> 00:46:03,900
Oh yeah, like right after Buffy gets her first punch off,

514
00:46:03,900 --> 00:46:05,380
she's like, oh shit, I like this.

515
00:46:05,380 --> 00:46:05,900
This is cool.

516
00:46:05,900 --> 00:46:08,100
And she gets into it, yeah.

517
00:46:08,100 --> 00:46:09,420
Which I thought was great.

518
00:46:09,420 --> 00:46:13,580
Thomas Jane is in this movie.

519
00:46:13,580 --> 00:46:15,260
I did not notice that.

520
00:46:15,260 --> 00:46:22,580
So Thomas Jane is Luke Perry's mechanic boss

521
00:46:22,580 --> 00:46:24,100
with the long hair.

522
00:46:24,100 --> 00:46:30,180
And he tells, he goes, hey, what should I do if I see Benny?

523
00:46:30,180 --> 00:46:32,380
And then Luke Perry turns back, run.

524
00:46:32,380 --> 00:46:33,500
That's the guy.

525
00:46:33,500 --> 00:46:37,300
So that's Thomas Jane.

526
00:46:37,300 --> 00:46:39,460
He went by Tom Jane back then.

527
00:46:39,460 --> 00:46:42,180
So I thought that was cool.

528
00:46:42,180 --> 00:46:44,300
The thumbtack fly scene I put.

529
00:46:44,300 --> 00:46:44,900
I love it.

530
00:46:44,900 --> 00:46:45,900
I wish I could do that.

531
00:46:45,900 --> 00:46:46,700
Tack fly.

532
00:46:46,700 --> 00:46:48,260
Tack fly.

533
00:46:48,260 --> 00:46:50,540
And his speech to her is actually funny.

534
00:46:50,540 --> 00:46:56,140
Like the, yeah, I thought I was a toaster.

535
00:46:56,140 --> 00:46:59,020
What does that mean?

536
00:46:59,020 --> 00:47:00,580
Watchers lived 100 lives.

537
00:47:00,580 --> 00:47:01,100
That's pretty.

538
00:47:01,100 --> 00:47:01,860
You read these notes.

539
00:47:01,860 --> 00:47:03,540
It's exactly how I felt watching the movie.

540
00:47:03,540 --> 00:47:04,300
What does that mean?

541
00:47:04,300 --> 00:47:04,620
Oh, I don't know.

542
00:47:04,620 --> 00:47:05,780
Doesn't matter.

543
00:47:05,780 --> 00:47:08,460
There's a lot of sexual innuendos from Buffy

544
00:47:08,460 --> 00:47:10,220
to her watcher.

545
00:47:10,220 --> 00:47:13,020
Like, don't play with your part.

546
00:47:13,020 --> 00:47:17,060
Do you want to lie down the first time hurts?

547
00:47:17,060 --> 00:47:22,540
Like, what?

548
00:47:22,540 --> 00:47:23,540
So weird.

549
00:47:23,540 --> 00:47:25,500
Yeah, it was kind of fun.

550
00:47:25,500 --> 00:47:26,500
Kind of fun.

551
00:47:26,500 --> 00:47:30,340
So in any other movie, Andy, you would be all over that.

552
00:47:30,340 --> 00:47:31,620
I refuse to accept.

553
00:47:35,020 --> 00:47:43,060
The van scene with Ruben's following him in the van.

554
00:47:43,060 --> 00:47:43,820
That was fun.

555
00:47:43,820 --> 00:47:44,620
That was great.

556
00:47:44,620 --> 00:47:46,060
That was a great surfing scene.

557
00:47:46,060 --> 00:47:49,300
Van surfing loses arms, crashes into the tree.

558
00:47:49,300 --> 00:47:50,820
Fucking I love that whole thing.

559
00:47:50,820 --> 00:47:51,940
Kill him a lot.

560
00:47:51,940 --> 00:47:53,420
That was great.

561
00:47:53,420 --> 00:47:55,260
Luke Perry is great in this movie.

562
00:47:55,260 --> 00:47:57,580
Like, I like Luke Perry.

563
00:47:57,580 --> 00:48:00,620
He does his job perfectly.

564
00:48:00,620 --> 00:48:02,060
Buffy flipping that creep.

565
00:48:02,060 --> 00:48:03,940
Like, hey, let me get some.

566
00:48:03,940 --> 00:48:04,380
Flip some.

567
00:48:04,380 --> 00:48:05,060
OK.

568
00:48:05,060 --> 00:48:06,740
I don't actually need it.

569
00:48:06,740 --> 00:48:08,100
That was pretty great.

570
00:48:08,100 --> 00:48:09,180
Like, hey, let me get some.

571
00:48:09,180 --> 00:48:09,860
And then she like flips.

572
00:48:09,860 --> 00:48:10,500
He's like, OK.

573
00:48:10,500 --> 00:48:12,740
I don't actually need any.

574
00:48:12,740 --> 00:48:16,020
That was like a funny line.

575
00:48:16,020 --> 00:48:18,500
And I was like, that was an attempted sexual assault.

576
00:48:18,500 --> 00:48:20,540
Because remember, it was Andy.

577
00:48:20,540 --> 00:48:22,860
So like, Andy was walking up.

578
00:48:22,860 --> 00:48:24,500
And he goes like, hey, let me get some.

579
00:48:24,500 --> 00:48:26,060
He's about to smack her ass.

580
00:48:26,060 --> 00:48:28,260
And she grabs him, flips him.

581
00:48:28,260 --> 00:48:28,940
He goes, all right.

582
00:48:28,940 --> 00:48:29,460
Never mind.

583
00:48:29,460 --> 00:48:30,940
I don't need any.

584
00:48:30,940 --> 00:48:32,660
That was great.

585
00:48:32,660 --> 00:48:35,020
OK.

586
00:48:35,020 --> 00:48:38,540
So the coach's plan, if you looked at his board,

587
00:48:38,540 --> 00:48:40,620
is pyramid with an eyeball.

588
00:48:40,620 --> 00:48:42,660
It was so bad.

589
00:48:42,660 --> 00:48:46,460
Plus male and female symbols over infinity equals win.

590
00:48:46,460 --> 00:48:47,700
And I'm like, I get it.

591
00:48:47,700 --> 00:48:49,340
That was the worst coach.

592
00:48:49,340 --> 00:48:51,420
Coaching them 45-year-old basketball players.

593
00:48:51,420 --> 00:48:51,620
Yeah.

594
00:48:51,620 --> 00:48:52,780
Are we the X's or the O's?

595
00:48:52,780 --> 00:48:53,500
We're the O's.

596
00:48:56,340 --> 00:49:01,140
Dargoil face vampire at the game is great.

597
00:49:01,140 --> 00:49:03,820
The coach, by the way, the guy that does the coach,

598
00:49:03,820 --> 00:49:07,340
is the voice of Jimmy Neutron's father.

599
00:49:07,340 --> 00:49:08,780
Thank god we know that.

600
00:49:08,780 --> 00:49:10,140
But it's a very distinct voice.

601
00:49:10,140 --> 00:49:12,300
What do you always call him?

602
00:49:12,300 --> 00:49:13,460
Hey.

603
00:49:13,460 --> 00:49:14,260
Jimmy my boy.

604
00:49:14,260 --> 00:49:15,940
Jimbo.

605
00:49:15,940 --> 00:49:19,420
Yeah, but he has a super iconic voice.

606
00:49:19,420 --> 00:49:21,620
And since you watch this, I don't know how much

607
00:49:21,620 --> 00:49:22,980
he's been in outside of that.

608
00:49:22,980 --> 00:49:24,300
That's not voice work, so it's kind of interesting.

609
00:49:24,300 --> 00:49:25,540
Yeah, it'd make that connection.

610
00:49:25,540 --> 00:49:26,300
Yeah.

611
00:49:26,300 --> 00:49:29,780
And you can kind of hear it if he talks.

612
00:49:29,780 --> 00:49:30,580
Oh yeah.

613
00:49:30,580 --> 00:49:32,620
Carl loves llamas.

614
00:49:32,620 --> 00:49:35,260
And he wants to fuck Jimmy's mom.

615
00:49:35,260 --> 00:49:36,700
Oh yeah.

616
00:49:36,700 --> 00:49:37,660
Jimmy's mom.

617
00:49:37,660 --> 00:49:38,820
Jimmy's mom.

618
00:49:38,820 --> 00:49:39,900
And llamas.

619
00:49:39,900 --> 00:49:41,500
I jerk off to Jimmy's mom.

620
00:49:41,500 --> 00:49:42,660
And llamas.

621
00:49:42,660 --> 00:49:46,740
Jimmy, can you make me a robot llama mom?

622
00:49:46,740 --> 00:49:49,500
I mean, I gotta go.

623
00:49:49,500 --> 00:49:53,340
I gotta draw a picture of your mom's head on a llama's body.

624
00:49:53,340 --> 00:49:54,180
Here's something fun.

625
00:49:54,180 --> 00:49:58,780
The guy from Dargoil face, he starred in Grind 2003.

626
00:49:58,780 --> 00:50:00,540
That's the skateboarding movie.

627
00:50:00,540 --> 00:50:08,580
But then in 2010, which is his next movie, is The Grind.

628
00:50:08,580 --> 00:50:10,180
Which is a different movie.

629
00:50:10,180 --> 00:50:11,740
I'm just like, this guy did two grinds.

630
00:50:11,740 --> 00:50:15,540
The grind was tougher during those years.

631
00:50:15,540 --> 00:50:17,380
It was the grind.

632
00:50:17,380 --> 00:50:18,100
It was the grind.

633
00:50:18,100 --> 00:50:21,020
Ben Affleck, super great.

634
00:50:21,020 --> 00:50:24,580
These bikers, dude.

635
00:50:24,580 --> 00:50:26,540
These bikers are just sitting outside.

636
00:50:26,540 --> 00:50:28,700
And they're going like, oh, I guess it must be halftime.

637
00:50:28,700 --> 00:50:30,740
So they're just hanging outside this high school.

638
00:50:30,740 --> 00:50:31,500
Just doing nothing.

639
00:50:31,500 --> 00:50:32,220
And then hit on her.

640
00:50:32,220 --> 00:50:33,860
Yeah.

641
00:50:33,860 --> 00:50:36,740
But I love that the Gargoyle guy,

642
00:50:36,740 --> 00:50:38,500
he's running from Buffy.

643
00:50:38,500 --> 00:50:39,740
It's so great.

644
00:50:39,740 --> 00:50:41,740
He's running and he just goes, ah!

645
00:50:41,740 --> 00:50:45,260
He just scares some people and runs off.

646
00:50:45,260 --> 00:50:46,460
He's having a good time.

647
00:50:46,460 --> 00:50:47,900
And I love it.

648
00:50:47,900 --> 00:50:49,500
That's what a vampire would do.

649
00:50:49,500 --> 00:50:50,660
He's like, fuck it, I'm evil.

650
00:50:50,660 --> 00:50:51,860
Like, ah!

651
00:50:51,860 --> 00:50:53,420
He scares motherfuckers.

652
00:50:53,420 --> 00:50:55,780
I love it so much.

653
00:50:55,780 --> 00:51:00,620
And then he yells out, so steals his bike.

654
00:51:00,620 --> 00:51:03,100
And then he yells out, you're a dyke.

655
00:51:03,100 --> 00:51:06,020
And I'm telling the world.

656
00:51:06,020 --> 00:51:08,060
What a lame threat.

657
00:51:08,060 --> 00:51:10,540
Why are these guys waiting outside of high school?

658
00:51:10,540 --> 00:51:11,700
Oh, it must be halftime.

659
00:51:11,700 --> 00:51:15,300
And then she didn't stop the bike.

660
00:51:15,300 --> 00:51:16,540
Yeah, she just let it go.

661
00:51:16,540 --> 00:51:18,260
She let it go and it ran into the thing.

662
00:51:18,260 --> 00:51:21,900
And then Luke Perry is riding on the bike later.

663
00:51:21,900 --> 00:51:23,580
Yeah, the bike just gets off the bike.

664
00:51:23,580 --> 00:51:24,580
Yeah.

665
00:51:24,580 --> 00:51:26,700
It's like the actress, the stunt actress,

666
00:51:26,700 --> 00:51:28,140
didn't know how to sign the brake.

667
00:51:28,140 --> 00:51:29,100
She's like, fuck this bike.

668
00:51:29,100 --> 00:51:29,940
Fuck this bike.

669
00:51:29,940 --> 00:51:30,540
Yeah.

670
00:51:30,540 --> 00:51:32,460
They go to Pasadena, which is nice.

671
00:51:32,460 --> 00:51:35,460
That's near where I grew up-ish.

672
00:51:35,460 --> 00:51:36,140
The Strait?

673
00:51:36,140 --> 00:51:38,940
The Rose Parade, where they store the floats for the Rose

674
00:51:38,940 --> 00:51:39,420
Parade.

675
00:51:39,420 --> 00:51:40,580
Which is kind of cool.

676
00:51:40,580 --> 00:51:41,180
Yeah.

677
00:51:41,180 --> 00:51:43,100
I've been to the Rose Parade once in person.

678
00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:44,260
I've never been in person.

679
00:51:44,260 --> 00:51:48,100
We had tickets to sit in a VIP section.

680
00:51:48,100 --> 00:51:48,580
Yeah.

681
00:51:48,580 --> 00:51:53,180
Got some doctor that my mom knew at the hospital.

682
00:51:53,180 --> 00:51:59,740
And it was the year, I think the year, what's his face?

683
00:51:59,740 --> 00:52:00,380
Neighborhood.

684
00:52:00,380 --> 00:52:01,260
Mr. Rogers.

685
00:52:01,260 --> 00:52:02,140
Mr. Rogers.

686
00:52:02,140 --> 00:52:04,140
He was the one, the year he died,

687
00:52:04,140 --> 00:52:05,660
I think he was on the float.

688
00:52:05,660 --> 00:52:08,220
So I got to see him on the float go by.

689
00:52:08,220 --> 00:52:11,620
And being in the beginning of the float, the parade,

690
00:52:11,620 --> 00:52:12,740
is way better than being in the beginning.

691
00:52:12,740 --> 00:52:13,700
And were you just sitting there like,

692
00:52:13,700 --> 00:52:16,820
this is where Buffy was and all that throughout it?

693
00:52:16,820 --> 00:52:19,140
No, I think I was a kid.

694
00:52:19,140 --> 00:52:23,860
I watched, so the sad truth of my Buffy history is-

695
00:52:23,860 --> 00:52:27,380
You didn't watch it till your 30s?

696
00:52:27,380 --> 00:52:28,860
When I was a child, I watched the movie.

697
00:52:28,860 --> 00:52:30,380
I liked it, but I forgot.

698
00:52:30,380 --> 00:52:32,060
I didn't think anything of it.

699
00:52:32,060 --> 00:52:34,820
The show came out, and my older sister liked it.

700
00:52:34,820 --> 00:52:37,540
And so by default, I was like, I don't really want to watch this.

701
00:52:37,540 --> 00:52:38,900
I watch my own shit.

702
00:52:38,900 --> 00:52:43,100
And then junior year of high school,

703
00:52:43,100 --> 00:52:47,940
I get invited to go on a camping trip with my buddy Michael.

704
00:52:47,940 --> 00:52:51,700
And we bring a little DVD player to watch movies on the way

705
00:52:51,700 --> 00:52:52,780
there and stuff.

706
00:52:52,780 --> 00:52:56,820
And he had bought season one and two of Buffy on DVD.

707
00:52:56,820 --> 00:52:59,820
And so we watched, we binged the whole camping trip.

708
00:52:59,820 --> 00:53:01,060
We binged those two seasons.

709
00:53:01,060 --> 00:53:02,380
We just couldn't get enough.

710
00:53:02,380 --> 00:53:04,220
He really liked the show and already.

711
00:53:04,220 --> 00:53:05,780
And it was my first time watching.

712
00:53:05,780 --> 00:53:07,340
And I devoured it.

713
00:53:07,340 --> 00:53:12,780
And so 16, I started watching it at the right age.

714
00:53:12,780 --> 00:53:14,820
In 97, I would have been 10.

715
00:53:14,820 --> 00:53:18,940
So it wasn't the right time for me, a show about high school

716
00:53:18,940 --> 00:53:20,300
vampire.

717
00:53:20,300 --> 00:53:24,260
I still was maybe a couple years, either Power Rangers

718
00:53:24,260 --> 00:53:28,100
had just ended, or maybe I was on Zack Files or Eerie Indiana

719
00:53:28,100 --> 00:53:28,940
around that time.

720
00:53:28,940 --> 00:53:32,820
But when I watched it at 16, I got obsessed.

721
00:53:32,820 --> 00:53:35,740
And then we watched it the proper way, I feel,

722
00:53:35,740 --> 00:53:39,140
which is when you get to season three,

723
00:53:39,140 --> 00:53:42,620
you have to then alternate Buffy, Angel, Buffy, Angel,

724
00:53:42,620 --> 00:53:43,380
Buffy, Angel.

725
00:53:43,380 --> 00:53:44,260
Every other episode?

726
00:53:44,260 --> 00:53:44,780
Yeah.

727
00:53:44,780 --> 00:53:45,740
How did it work?

728
00:53:45,740 --> 00:53:46,860
There was a lot across it.

729
00:53:46,860 --> 00:53:48,060
Not a lot, a lot.

730
00:53:48,060 --> 00:53:50,940
Probably like four or five.

731
00:53:50,940 --> 00:53:54,260
And they weren't, I guess, super necessary.

732
00:53:54,260 --> 00:53:56,980
But at the same time, it worked.

733
00:53:56,980 --> 00:53:59,780
Because they knew what they were doing when they were releasing

734
00:53:59,780 --> 00:54:00,940
these back to back.

735
00:54:00,940 --> 00:54:03,900
So like, and you get to kind of feel like you were there

736
00:54:03,900 --> 00:54:05,060
like that week.

737
00:54:05,060 --> 00:54:07,700
So yeah.

738
00:54:07,700 --> 00:54:11,980
So when she, oh, the strength of the vampires is weird in this.

739
00:54:11,980 --> 00:54:14,020
It's basically like human.

740
00:54:14,020 --> 00:54:15,260
Like they're not very strong.

741
00:54:15,260 --> 00:54:17,780
Luke Perry can hold his own against several vampires.

742
00:54:17,780 --> 00:54:21,020
So again, super multiverse-y like doesn't

743
00:54:21,020 --> 00:54:22,100
work with the show at all.

744
00:54:22,100 --> 00:54:26,060
Because in the show, it's very much vampire, probably four

745
00:54:26,060 --> 00:54:28,500
or five times, maybe three or four times stronger

746
00:54:28,500 --> 00:54:29,460
than a human.

747
00:54:29,460 --> 00:54:32,100
So it's like a Buffy, two or three times stronger

748
00:54:32,100 --> 00:54:32,700
than a vampire.

749
00:54:32,700 --> 00:54:33,660
I think it's hard to do the comedy with it

750
00:54:33,660 --> 00:54:34,860
if they're strong like that.

751
00:54:34,860 --> 00:54:37,100
So that's why they, I think that was a choice, though,

752
00:54:37,100 --> 00:54:38,060
to make them like that.

753
00:54:38,060 --> 00:54:39,500
So you could do the comedy after that.

754
00:54:39,500 --> 00:54:39,980
Yeah.

755
00:54:39,980 --> 00:54:42,140
So it could be a little bit more like, yeah.

756
00:54:42,140 --> 00:54:46,060
When she falls on Luke Perry, she stays a long fucking time.

757
00:54:46,060 --> 00:54:48,380
You know, like she's like haunted for a while.

758
00:54:48,380 --> 00:54:52,140
Well, yeah, but for him, she says stay still.

759
00:54:52,140 --> 00:54:54,380
He's like, I am still.

760
00:54:54,380 --> 00:54:56,620
Which is great.

761
00:54:56,620 --> 00:55:02,220
So Pike stole, sorry, re-stole that Harley.

762
00:55:02,220 --> 00:55:03,380
He's just driving around.

763
00:55:03,380 --> 00:55:04,380
He's driving around.

764
00:55:04,380 --> 00:55:05,980
He's like, I didn't steal it, officer.

765
00:55:05,980 --> 00:55:08,380
I found it, and I've been driving around.

766
00:55:08,380 --> 00:55:10,180
If that, yeah.

767
00:55:10,180 --> 00:55:11,140
I'm not disappointed.

768
00:55:11,140 --> 00:55:12,940
I'm just angry.

769
00:55:12,940 --> 00:55:14,940
That's a great line.

770
00:55:14,940 --> 00:55:15,460
Isn't it?

771
00:55:15,460 --> 00:55:15,980
Yeah.

772
00:55:15,980 --> 00:55:19,740
It's like the opposite of what you normally get.

773
00:55:19,740 --> 00:55:20,780
Pike is awesome.

774
00:55:20,780 --> 00:55:22,220
He's always ready to fuck shit up.

775
00:55:22,220 --> 00:55:24,500
It's the most 90s dance I've ever seen.

776
00:55:24,500 --> 00:55:27,380
There's no way that Buffy isn't getting hit on and asked

777
00:55:27,380 --> 00:55:27,900
to dance.

778
00:55:27,900 --> 00:55:30,500
Like, there's no way Buffy's just silently sitting over

779
00:55:30,500 --> 00:55:32,180
by herself going, oh, poor me.

780
00:55:32,180 --> 00:55:33,540
I'm the hottest girl at the dance,

781
00:55:33,540 --> 00:55:34,660
and everyone's going to slow dance.

782
00:55:34,660 --> 00:55:37,660
No, she'd get hit on by every angle from all over the place.

783
00:55:37,660 --> 00:55:39,980
People with long-term girlfriends

784
00:55:39,980 --> 00:55:42,260
would see Buffy sitting over there by herself like, hey,

785
00:55:42,260 --> 00:55:43,740
babe, why don't you get me a drink?

786
00:55:43,740 --> 00:55:45,300
And they go over and shoot their shot.

787
00:55:45,300 --> 00:55:46,860
I think they'd be intimidated by her.

788
00:55:46,860 --> 00:55:48,740
I think she's getting out of that kind of pr-

789
00:55:48,740 --> 00:55:52,220
Oh, well, there's some guys out there, big dick energy,

790
00:55:52,220 --> 00:55:54,020
that just fucking get it done.

791
00:55:54,020 --> 00:55:58,700
I'm not one of those guys, but it happens.

792
00:55:58,700 --> 00:55:59,860
So is Pike an adult?

793
00:56:02,780 --> 00:56:07,220
So he works in a garage, lives on his own above a garage,

794
00:56:07,220 --> 00:56:09,100
definitely an adult man in his 20s.

795
00:56:09,100 --> 00:56:10,860
Just like, he went, you know what I mean?

796
00:56:10,860 --> 00:56:12,780
And he's at a prom.

797
00:56:12,780 --> 00:56:13,820
No one stopped him.

798
00:56:13,820 --> 00:56:17,180
He walked in, and now he's not in prom attire,

799
00:56:17,180 --> 00:56:20,620
and he's hooking up with a high school chick.

800
00:56:20,620 --> 00:56:23,140
All right.

801
00:56:23,140 --> 00:56:24,660
I think he's Ponzi.

802
00:56:24,660 --> 00:56:26,740
Yeah, pretty much.

803
00:56:26,740 --> 00:56:27,980
Pet-a-Ponzi.

804
00:56:27,980 --> 00:56:33,660
My note was, how does he just walk into a school dance,

805
00:56:33,660 --> 00:56:38,820
and I put, ah, pre-column line, because this was 92.

806
00:56:38,820 --> 00:56:42,540
Oh, and then this was a little bit of a thing,

807
00:56:42,540 --> 00:56:46,340
which I didn't quite catch until I rewatched that part,

808
00:56:46,340 --> 00:56:49,380
was as they're leaving, as Buffy's running

809
00:56:49,380 --> 00:56:52,220
with the vampires and stuff, and they're going outside,

810
00:56:52,220 --> 00:56:55,980
remember that Buffy's boyfriend went to the dance

811
00:56:55,980 --> 00:56:57,740
with a different chick?

812
00:56:57,740 --> 00:56:59,820
They're fucking in the car outside.

813
00:56:59,820 --> 00:57:02,700
And she gets up, and she goes, well, that was quick.

814
00:57:02,700 --> 00:57:04,780
So he came too fast.

815
00:57:04,780 --> 00:57:06,780
And so Buffy.

816
00:57:06,780 --> 00:57:09,180
They were in the post-credit scene, too.

817
00:57:09,180 --> 00:57:09,940
What happened?

818
00:57:09,940 --> 00:57:11,620
Was it the post-credit scene, or was it the end scene,

819
00:57:11,620 --> 00:57:14,380
when they're all like, all fucked up,

820
00:57:14,380 --> 00:57:16,420
and they're like, it was scary, and this and that,

821
00:57:16,420 --> 00:57:18,100
like pretending like they weren't outside.

822
00:57:18,100 --> 00:57:19,300
Oh, yeah.

823
00:57:19,300 --> 00:57:20,060
Was it news?

824
00:57:20,060 --> 00:57:21,060
Were they doing news reports?

825
00:57:21,060 --> 00:57:21,940
It was a news report.

826
00:57:21,940 --> 00:57:22,860
That was fucking awesome.

827
00:57:22,860 --> 00:57:24,860
I forgot about that.

828
00:57:24,860 --> 00:57:27,820
Yeah, that was quick coming reference.

829
00:57:27,820 --> 00:57:31,100
The violin, why the melodrama?

830
00:57:31,100 --> 00:57:33,940
Or why the, oh, why the, okay, the violin was funny,

831
00:57:33,940 --> 00:57:35,660
when she just sees him playing the violin,

832
00:57:35,660 --> 00:57:36,980
when she's at this high school.

833
00:57:36,980 --> 00:57:39,340
But why do you pull out a little metronome

834
00:57:39,340 --> 00:57:40,420
and get that thing going?

835
00:57:40,420 --> 00:57:42,020
I thought that was interesting.

836
00:57:43,500 --> 00:57:45,260
Ruben's death is very funny.

837
00:57:45,260 --> 00:57:47,160
The DJ vampire's very funny.

838
00:57:47,160 --> 00:57:52,160
Bro, the students, like, I don't know, look at,

839
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:58,760
oh, the students, like, Buffy killed two vamps.

840
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:00,480
When you walk into that gym,

841
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:03,160
there's like 10 corpses on the floor.

842
00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:05,280
Those students held their own.

843
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:07,640
I don't even think there was any casualties,

844
00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:08,760
other than the-

845
00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:11,440
No, I remember seeing there was a dead person on the ground.

846
00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:13,000
I think it was like a chicken or a dress.

847
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:15,920
It might, it might still have been a vampire, though.

848
00:58:15,920 --> 00:58:17,360
Because I think the whole vibe was like,

849
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:20,400
we didn't want to kill the students in this movie.

850
00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:22,880
Like, I don't think it was like horror.

851
00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:25,360
It was like, the kids are gonna hold their own,

852
00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:26,640
don't worry about it.

853
00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:28,080
No kids are getting murdered in this.

854
00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:29,600
Well, that final fight, too,

855
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:31,240
where they're just in front of everybody

856
00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:33,880
and no one bothers to intervene.

857
00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:35,880
There's just grown men there, and they're just like,

858
00:58:35,880 --> 00:58:39,200
yeah, he's beating up this child.

859
00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:41,800
Let him do it, I guess.

860
00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:43,960
Who I'm responsible for.

861
00:58:43,960 --> 00:58:46,240
Detention, detention, detention.

862
00:58:46,240 --> 00:58:47,680
Talking about detentions like no other,

863
00:58:47,680 --> 00:58:49,440
but I'm not fighting nobody.

864
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:53,840
Then we get, I think, probably the most problematic part

865
00:58:53,840 --> 00:58:56,480
of the entire movie, and that is the principal

866
00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:58,440
walking up to Hilary Swank's character,

867
00:58:58,440 --> 00:59:01,840
it's fucking slamming her against the locker, causing-

868
00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:03,200
Like, SLC Punk style.

869
00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:09,240
Yeah, causing brain trauma, like a concussion.

870
00:59:09,240 --> 00:59:11,160
Like, literally, she's retarded from that one.

871
00:59:11,160 --> 00:59:14,200
Like, she can't speak right after this.

872
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:16,080
Which speaks to that thing I just said.

873
00:59:16,080 --> 00:59:17,880
He's like, I'll beat up the girls.

874
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:20,120
I'm not gonna fight a man fighting a girl.

875
00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:21,040
Yeah, exactly.

876
00:59:22,320 --> 00:59:24,800
Like, she definitely passes out.

877
00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:28,520
Bro pulls out a fucking Katana, the main guy.

878
00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:31,400
A flag versus Katana fight is as slow

879
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:35,040
as a New Hopes Vader versus Obi-Wan fight.

880
00:59:35,040 --> 00:59:36,760
I did not like that fight.

881
00:59:36,760 --> 00:59:39,480
Now the government can study the vampire corpses.

882
00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:41,920
A lot of that, and then I can't believe

883
00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:45,600
that they would have to get that silent, oh, I can't,

884
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:48,480
they wouldn't be able to do a little silent dance

885
00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:50,520
in the gymnasium that same night

886
00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:52,080
when there's literally- Well, sirens are going on.

887
00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:54,080
Sirens, corpses, all that shit.

888
00:59:54,080 --> 00:59:55,840
That's the most unbelievable part.

889
00:59:55,840 --> 00:59:57,840
And then we get the second most unbelievable part,

890
00:59:57,840 --> 01:00:00,640
which is Candy Clark's single credit

891
01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:03,040
as Buffy's mom before the credits.

892
01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:05,400
Then we get the post credit, which is,

893
01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:07,840
yeah, he really fucked Hilary Swank up.

894
01:00:07,840 --> 01:00:09,480
She's broken.

895
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:11,880
I thought they were young Republicans, it's funny.

896
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:17,520
Dude, Buffy's ex is the Comes Too Fast guy.

897
01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:19,320
Also, did he rape her?

898
01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:22,320
Because she says, I can't believe I let you do that to me.

899
01:00:22,320 --> 01:00:24,640
She says that, I can't believe I let you do that to me.

900
01:00:24,640 --> 01:00:27,440
And she's like crying, did he rape her?

901
01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:31,040
Well, let you would be not rape, I guess.

902
01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:32,080
Well, hold on.

903
01:00:32,080 --> 01:00:33,920
She was on top in the scene.

904
01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:35,560
The age of consent that we're in now, Michael.

905
01:00:35,560 --> 01:00:37,360
The year is now 2024.

906
01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:40,600
So year 2024, even if a woman allowed,

907
01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:43,600
like a woman could let you go all the way up to you

908
01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:45,440
or fucking her and everything's going great,

909
01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:49,080
the moment she feels uncomfortable and wants it to end.

910
01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:50,760
But if she doesn't tell you that, you don't know.

911
01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:51,600
That's all I can say.

912
01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:52,440
This guy had a really good joke about that.

913
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:54,600
She was on top of him, what was he supposed to do?

914
01:00:54,600 --> 01:00:57,440
He's laying out all these parameters that are rape.

915
01:00:57,440 --> 01:01:00,160
It is like, if you promise her something

916
01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:02,440
to have sex with you and you don't give her that thing,

917
01:01:02,440 --> 01:01:03,280
that's rape.

918
01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:04,600
Like all these different things.

919
01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:08,200
So yeah, by today's standards, I am a huge rapist.

920
01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:09,040
Sure.

921
01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:09,880
I get that.

922
01:01:09,880 --> 01:01:11,520
And there's, you can look at it one way.

923
01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:13,360
I guess he could have thrown her off.

924
01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:16,600
All I'm saying is that if she's crying

925
01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:20,040
at the point that we see her at the interview, okay?

926
01:01:20,040 --> 01:01:20,860
Okay.

927
01:01:20,860 --> 01:01:21,700
She's crying.

928
01:01:21,700 --> 01:01:22,540
It's not the same as rape.

929
01:01:22,540 --> 01:01:24,840
Wait, wait, wait, wait, let me finish.

930
01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:29,400
If you're fucking a chick and you see that she's starting

931
01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:31,920
to, in the middle of you fucking starting to cry,

932
01:01:31,920 --> 01:01:34,840
even if she doesn't stop you or say anything.

933
01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:36,040
That's not what we saw in this movie.

934
01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:37,680
You just made up a whole different movie in your head.

935
01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:38,520
I know, there's some different,

936
01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:39,640
there's some weird kinks out there, man.

937
01:01:39,640 --> 01:01:43,440
All we saw, Mike, was her saying that was fast.

938
01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:46,920
That doesn't mean that, but then the next thing we see is,

939
01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:50,060
I can't believe I let you do that to me while she's crying,

940
01:01:50,060 --> 01:01:52,080
which means that she had a traumatic experience with him.

941
01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:53,360
He was trying to come before she cries.

942
01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:54,520
Apparently she cries during sex.

943
01:01:54,520 --> 01:01:55,960
You gotta fit a nut before that.

944
01:01:55,960 --> 01:01:57,880
And again, regardless of what happened

945
01:01:57,880 --> 01:02:00,440
to this fucking movie, that doesn't negate the point

946
01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:02,200
that if you're having sex with someone

947
01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:04,040
and you can tell that they're uncomfortable

948
01:02:04,040 --> 01:02:06,440
and they're just letting you do it, then.

949
01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:07,360
That's a whole different story.

950
01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:08,600
That didn't happen in this movie.

951
01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:09,440
I think it's more of.

952
01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:10,720
She was on top of him in this movie.

953
01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:13,080
Yes, that's why I'm gonna, I'll continue to say,

954
01:02:13,080 --> 01:02:14,760
besides what this fucking movie has,

955
01:02:14,760 --> 01:02:16,280
anything to do with anything,

956
01:02:16,280 --> 01:02:18,840
I'm just saying in general, as you're listening.

957
01:02:18,840 --> 01:02:20,040
It's not about the movie anymore.

958
01:02:20,040 --> 01:02:21,680
It's just real fucking people listening.

959
01:02:21,680 --> 01:02:24,600
A passionate point about rape.

960
01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:27,120
If someone's uncomfortable, you have to stop.

961
01:02:27,120 --> 01:02:29,440
I know it has nothing to do with the movie.

962
01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:30,760
No shit, Andy.

963
01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:33,640
It's not a no shit situation, Mike.

964
01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:35,160
People do it all the time.

965
01:02:35,160 --> 01:02:36,000
This is something.

966
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:36,840
I'm telling you.

967
01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:38,000
You know different people than me, I guess.

968
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:38,840
I don't know.

969
01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:41,920
Okay, so you're saying we live in a world

970
01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:44,000
where date rape doesn't happen, that rape doesn't happen.

971
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:44,840
People, this doesn't happen.

972
01:02:44,840 --> 01:02:45,800
Doesn't happen in my world.

973
01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:46,640
What happened in yours?

974
01:02:46,640 --> 01:02:47,480
I don't know.

975
01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:48,520
Okay, great, you don't rape your wife.

976
01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:49,360
Congratulations.

977
01:02:49,360 --> 01:02:50,240
I've never raped anyone.

978
01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:51,720
Have you raped anyone, Austin?

979
01:02:51,720 --> 01:02:52,560
Brendan, do you rape people?

980
01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:53,400
I don't think so.

981
01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:54,560
Yeah, the people in this room.

982
01:02:54,560 --> 01:02:55,400
No one's raped us.

983
01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:56,240
Well, it's time for Austin.

984
01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:57,080
Austin, pause.

985
01:02:57,080 --> 01:02:58,200
Why did you not say anything immediately?

986
01:02:58,200 --> 01:02:59,600
I'm gonna tell you guys a story.

987
01:02:59,600 --> 01:03:00,440
Okay.

988
01:03:10,440 --> 01:03:11,280
I can't wait.

989
01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:15,640
You have our attention fully.

990
01:03:15,640 --> 01:03:17,080
In 2016.

991
01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:22,360
My friend had, I think it was his uncle.

992
01:03:23,880 --> 01:03:27,640
He was like 60 something, and he knew he was dying soon.

993
01:03:27,640 --> 01:03:30,680
And he met these two 18, 19 year old chicks

994
01:03:30,680 --> 01:03:33,520
and told them that he had all this money

995
01:03:33,520 --> 01:03:36,520
and that he was gonna leave it to them when he died.

996
01:03:36,520 --> 01:03:38,640
So he spent the last years of his life

997
01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:41,240
just banging these two chicks,

998
01:03:41,240 --> 01:03:43,480
and then he died and they realized he was broke.

999
01:03:43,480 --> 01:03:45,080
Is that rape?

1000
01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:50,080
No, that is a Lex Luthor level style fucking

1001
01:03:50,680 --> 01:03:54,720
criminal endeavor of epic proportions to get raped.

1002
01:03:54,720 --> 01:03:58,200
I changed my opinion based on this answer though.

1003
01:03:58,200 --> 01:03:59,040
Same uncle?

1004
01:04:00,440 --> 01:04:01,280
Fuck no.

1005
01:04:01,280 --> 01:04:02,100
Okay.

1006
01:04:02,100 --> 01:04:03,200
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

1007
01:04:03,200 --> 01:04:06,560
No, that uncle from my joke,

1008
01:04:06,560 --> 01:04:10,080
he just inherited $150,000 and a house

1009
01:04:10,080 --> 01:04:11,720
that's worth half a million.

1010
01:04:11,720 --> 01:04:15,560
So that guy's just paying for sex every day of his life.

1011
01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:18,760
Or he's gonna overdose on like cocaine

1012
01:04:18,760 --> 01:04:20,320
or a hooker's gonna rob him.

1013
01:04:20,320 --> 01:04:23,920
Or some chick is just gonna grit her teeth

1014
01:04:23,920 --> 01:04:25,640
and bang him for a few years

1015
01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:27,640
and then divorce him and take everything.

1016
01:04:29,040 --> 01:04:30,860
Regardless, it does not end well for him

1017
01:04:30,860 --> 01:04:32,280
and I'm very happy about it.

1018
01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:36,160
I just wish I could be a fly on his cabinet.

1019
01:04:36,160 --> 01:04:39,680
I mean, all it sounds like from my perspective

1020
01:04:39,680 --> 01:04:43,120
is he just got $150,000, a brand new home

1021
01:04:43,120 --> 01:04:46,240
and he's gonna get to fuck hookers for the rest of his life.

1022
01:04:46,240 --> 01:04:47,520
But it's sad.

1023
01:04:47,520 --> 01:04:48,360
It's sad.

1024
01:04:48,360 --> 01:04:49,200
He's such a...

1025
01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:50,280
Sad.

1026
01:04:50,280 --> 01:04:52,040
No, he's like, he always said,

1027
01:04:52,040 --> 01:04:53,000
we always joke about it like,

1028
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:54,720
oh, I wanna find a good woman.

1029
01:04:54,720 --> 01:04:57,440
All women are sluts and I just can't find a fucking good one.

1030
01:04:57,440 --> 01:04:59,360
And da da da, all right, go to church.

1031
01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:01,320
They don't wanna fuck.

1032
01:05:01,320 --> 01:05:02,700
And I'm like, all right, go to the bar.

1033
01:05:02,700 --> 01:05:03,540
They're all sluts.

1034
01:05:03,540 --> 01:05:05,600
Like he's just, he's so fucking...

1035
01:05:06,760 --> 01:05:08,480
He's just anti-woman.

1036
01:05:08,480 --> 01:05:09,320
Really, yeah.

1037
01:05:09,320 --> 01:05:12,160
He's had restraining orders from chicks.

1038
01:05:12,160 --> 01:05:14,060
He told a chick that she's gonna be sleeping

1039
01:05:14,060 --> 01:05:17,060
in Davy Jones' locker and she got a restraining order on him.

1040
01:05:17,060 --> 01:05:17,900
Dude.

1041
01:05:17,900 --> 01:05:20,040
Does that mean he's just gonna kill her

1042
01:05:20,040 --> 01:05:21,160
and put her at the bottom of the fucking sea?

1043
01:05:21,160 --> 01:05:22,000
I don't know.

1044
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:23,600
I guess it was just vague enough.

1045
01:05:23,600 --> 01:05:24,760
Just vague enough.

1046
01:05:24,760 --> 01:05:25,600
Wow.

1047
01:05:25,600 --> 01:05:26,440
But not vague enough,

1048
01:05:26,440 --> 01:05:29,040
because she got two of them, actually.

1049
01:05:29,040 --> 01:05:32,520
The two different restraining orders, two different chicks.

1050
01:05:32,520 --> 01:05:35,960
One, this one chick he had living with him for a year.

1051
01:05:35,960 --> 01:05:36,880
He was in the military.

1052
01:05:36,880 --> 01:05:38,720
They sent him to Alaska

1053
01:05:38,720 --> 01:05:40,920
and he met a chick that worked at GameStop.

1054
01:05:40,920 --> 01:05:42,320
She banged all of his buddies,

1055
01:05:42,320 --> 01:05:44,380
still brought her back home with him.

1056
01:05:44,380 --> 01:05:49,080
She had a kid and he got her a new set of tits

1057
01:05:49,080 --> 01:05:51,560
and a new Jeep and she took her new tits and her new Jeep

1058
01:05:51,560 --> 01:05:53,840
and she fucking left, dude.

1059
01:05:53,840 --> 01:05:55,760
So that same thing's going to happen

1060
01:05:55,760 --> 01:05:58,240
on a much grander scale now.

1061
01:05:58,240 --> 01:05:59,080
I forgot.

1062
01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:00,920
Did you share your uncle's story with me?

1063
01:06:00,920 --> 01:06:02,920
Yeah, during Singularity.

1064
01:06:02,920 --> 01:06:04,840
So then we can always, then we can say, then we can say,

1065
01:06:04,840 --> 01:06:07,080
then we can say fuck this guy

1066
01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:10,400
because he tried to jerk off his 13-year-old nephew.

1067
01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:12,480
Back to the context of the movie,

1068
01:06:12,480 --> 01:06:14,440
I think she was crying more because she was upset

1069
01:06:14,440 --> 01:06:15,760
she gave him her virginity.

1070
01:06:16,720 --> 01:06:18,280
Why are we still focusing on this?

1071
01:06:18,280 --> 01:06:20,400
Okay, you know, listen, to Mike's point,

1072
01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:22,320
to everyone's point, I just wanted to make that clear.

1073
01:06:22,320 --> 01:06:23,680
I wasn't just talking about the movie

1074
01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:26,500
when I'm telling my audience to not rape people.

1075
01:06:27,480 --> 01:06:30,240
I agree that maybe in this situation,

1076
01:06:30,240 --> 01:06:31,960
because we don't have enough context,

1077
01:06:31,960 --> 01:06:35,240
that she was upset that it happened.

1078
01:06:35,240 --> 01:06:37,920
Maybe, you know what it is, and here's the sad part.

1079
01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:40,560
Actually, that's also rape too.

1080
01:06:40,560 --> 01:06:42,200
You're like, I shouldn't have fucked that guy.

1081
01:06:42,200 --> 01:06:43,480
That's rape.

1082
01:06:43,480 --> 01:06:45,000
No, let's not make light of rape.

1083
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:46,620
I understand that it's a bit.

1084
01:06:46,620 --> 01:06:51,620
But real rape can be as simple as you're fucking a chick

1085
01:06:51,620 --> 01:06:55,580
and she says she doesn't want to anymore,

1086
01:06:55,580 --> 01:06:57,140
but you're so close to finishing,

1087
01:06:57,140 --> 01:06:58,700
and you just kind of finish.

1088
01:06:58,700 --> 01:07:00,820
That can be considered rape.

1089
01:07:00,820 --> 01:07:03,340
If you're 10 seconds away from finishing

1090
01:07:03,340 --> 01:07:06,460
and she says please stop, and you don't, that's a rape.

1091
01:07:06,460 --> 01:07:08,020
Thank God it's never happened to me

1092
01:07:08,020 --> 01:07:10,820
because that would be, I mean, I can see the dilemma there.

1093
01:07:10,820 --> 01:07:12,060
That's what I'm talking about.

1094
01:07:12,060 --> 01:07:16,260
That is, in my mind, one of the closest to

1095
01:07:16,260 --> 01:07:19,260
is it rape, is it not rape?

1096
01:07:19,260 --> 01:07:21,260
But the moment a chick says please stop or stop.

1097
01:07:21,260 --> 01:07:22,180
When they say no, it's no.

1098
01:07:22,180 --> 01:07:24,420
You have to stop mid sex, mid anything.

1099
01:07:24,420 --> 01:07:25,700
You fucking get out of there.

1100
01:07:25,700 --> 01:07:28,340
There's a comic that I, a comic,

1101
01:07:28,340 --> 01:07:30,700
some fucking open mic'er dude,

1102
01:07:30,700 --> 01:07:32,420
he came out and he shared a story,

1103
01:07:32,420 --> 01:07:33,540
and you could tell it was one of the real ones,

1104
01:07:33,540 --> 01:07:34,540
where he was just like, yeah man,

1105
01:07:34,540 --> 01:07:37,420
this chick passed out while she was fucking me,

1106
01:07:37,420 --> 01:07:38,860
and I just finished.

1107
01:07:38,860 --> 01:07:40,420
And I was like, well.

1108
01:07:40,420 --> 01:07:41,260
That's hot.

1109
01:07:41,260 --> 01:07:42,100
I'm pissed.

1110
01:07:42,100 --> 01:07:47,100
It's fucked up.

1111
01:07:47,100 --> 01:07:51,780
And yeah, so anyway, get enthusiastic consent

1112
01:07:51,780 --> 01:07:52,780
from anyone you sleep with.

1113
01:07:52,780 --> 01:07:55,060
This last 15 minutes man, Jesus Christ.

1114
01:07:55,060 --> 01:07:56,740
I'm glad you took this comedy there, Andy.

1115
01:07:56,740 --> 01:07:58,180
It's been a very special episode.

1116
01:07:58,180 --> 01:08:01,220
So, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, you guys.

1117
01:08:01,220 --> 01:08:02,060
Yeah.

1118
01:08:02,060 --> 01:08:02,900
My God.

1119
01:08:02,900 --> 01:08:04,220
This has been a spooky episode.

1120
01:08:04,220 --> 01:08:07,340
17 days of Halloween.

1121
01:08:07,340 --> 01:08:09,860
Yeah, that's great, that's so good.

1122
01:08:09,860 --> 01:08:12,940
All right, well, I hate to do the ratings,

1123
01:08:12,940 --> 01:08:16,940
and you didn't really hear any of Mike's actual thoughts.

1124
01:08:16,940 --> 01:08:18,140
Can you give us a link?

1125
01:08:18,140 --> 01:08:18,980
Yeah.

1126
01:08:18,980 --> 01:08:21,380
But here, I'll give them to you pretty quick, honestly.

1127
01:08:21,380 --> 01:08:23,300
There's not a lot.

1128
01:08:23,300 --> 01:08:24,980
I'll give you my final thought on it.

1129
01:08:24,980 --> 01:08:27,060
Just my final thought on this.

1130
01:08:27,060 --> 01:08:32,060
Despite all its flaws, it has a certain charm.

1131
01:08:32,740 --> 01:08:34,540
It's so bad, it's almost good.

1132
01:08:35,420 --> 01:08:37,060
Key word there is almost.

1133
01:08:37,060 --> 01:08:39,140
It's like a mullet.

1134
01:08:41,020 --> 01:08:43,140
It's like business in the front, party in the back,

1135
01:08:43,140 --> 01:08:44,780
and completely ridiculous.

1136
01:08:45,980 --> 01:08:48,100
One-liners will make you groan, special effects done

1137
01:08:48,100 --> 01:08:49,460
with Elmer's glue and toilet paper,

1138
01:08:49,460 --> 01:08:51,780
and a plot thinner than Vampire Blur.

1139
01:08:51,780 --> 01:08:54,540
But it's entertaining in its own weird campy way.

1140
01:08:56,300 --> 01:08:58,900
The best thing it has going for it is not boring.

1141
01:08:58,900 --> 01:09:00,300
Plenty of laughs to be had,

1142
01:09:00,300 --> 01:09:02,300
even if a lot of them are unintentional.

1143
01:09:03,940 --> 01:09:06,580
And who knows, maybe this movie paved the way

1144
01:09:06,580 --> 01:09:09,700
for the much better TV series that came later.

1145
01:09:09,700 --> 01:09:11,340
So if you're in the mood for cheesy campy

1146
01:09:11,340 --> 01:09:13,700
and completely ridiculous vampire flick,

1147
01:09:13,700 --> 01:09:15,820
it might just be your cup of tea,

1148
01:09:15,820 --> 01:09:17,420
or you could just watch paint dry.

1149
01:09:20,340 --> 01:09:21,740
It seemed cool at the time,

1150
01:09:21,740 --> 01:09:22,940
but when you look back at it

1151
01:09:22,940 --> 01:09:24,780
and wonder what the hell you're thinking,

1152
01:09:24,780 --> 01:09:26,180
it's a relic of its time,

1153
01:09:26,180 --> 01:09:29,460
a perfect encapsulation of early 90s keys

1154
01:09:29,460 --> 01:09:32,220
that's best enjoyed with a large dose of irony

1155
01:09:32,220 --> 01:09:34,020
and possibly a stiff ring.

1156
01:09:34,020 --> 01:09:37,060
One out of five stars.

1157
01:09:37,060 --> 01:09:38,700
So not a W.

1158
01:09:38,700 --> 01:09:40,180
So what grade are you giving it?

1159
01:09:40,180 --> 01:09:41,620
According to our scale,

1160
01:09:41,620 --> 01:09:45,420
if you're a listener to the show,

1161
01:09:45,420 --> 01:09:46,540
I have to explain it to people.

1162
01:09:46,540 --> 01:09:48,380
If you're a new time listener to the show,

1163
01:09:48,380 --> 01:09:50,540
we do things a little differently around here.

1164
01:09:50,540 --> 01:09:52,540
B is the top of our list.

1165
01:09:52,540 --> 01:09:54,700
We don't fuck with A's for some reason.

1166
01:09:54,700 --> 01:09:59,540
And we go to F and we've added a new letter W

1167
01:09:59,540 --> 01:10:00,580
for waste of time.

1168
01:10:00,580 --> 01:10:01,620
It's the worst thing.

1169
01:10:01,620 --> 01:10:02,940
It's worse than an F.

1170
01:10:02,940 --> 01:10:06,860
So don't think of it like B through F is A through F.

1171
01:10:06,860 --> 01:10:09,540
Think of it like B through F is its own thing.

1172
01:10:09,540 --> 01:10:13,460
And there's a special designation way below that,

1173
01:10:13,460 --> 01:10:16,620
which is its own separate rating of W,

1174
01:10:16,620 --> 01:10:18,140
which is just don't fucking watch it.

1175
01:10:18,140 --> 01:10:19,420
Bowels of hell.

1176
01:10:19,420 --> 01:10:20,820
Yeah, it's just not worth it.

1177
01:10:20,820 --> 01:10:23,940
It's got funny parts, but it's very campy.

1178
01:10:23,940 --> 01:10:26,980
Very, it's very of its time.

1179
01:10:26,980 --> 01:10:28,900
It's very early 90s cheese.

1180
01:10:28,900 --> 01:10:33,900
I want to hear one argument against that.

1181
01:10:36,500 --> 01:10:41,500
Well, OK, first off, you said that the laughs weren't,

1182
01:10:41,660 --> 01:10:44,020
that most of them were unintentional laughs.

1183
01:10:44,020 --> 01:10:45,740
I didn't laugh once at any of them.

1184
01:10:45,740 --> 01:10:46,700
He said some of them.

1185
01:10:46,700 --> 01:10:49,900
He said some of them, but there wasn't editing choices

1186
01:10:49,900 --> 01:10:54,180
or low budget or low budget effects or anything.

1187
01:10:54,180 --> 01:10:56,020
Acting choices can be, yes.

1188
01:10:56,020 --> 01:10:57,420
I don't think there's any bad acting choices.

1189
01:10:57,420 --> 01:10:58,860
I didn't say bad, I said acting choices.

1190
01:10:58,860 --> 01:11:00,060
There was some dialogue in there

1191
01:11:00,060 --> 01:11:01,900
that could have been meant serious.

1192
01:11:01,900 --> 01:11:02,820
There was some serious cheese in this.

1193
01:11:02,820 --> 01:11:05,260
But it was, yeah, it was corny and kind of silly.

1194
01:11:05,260 --> 01:11:07,060
What are you talking about, like what?

1195
01:11:07,060 --> 01:11:08,940
Just some of the slang and lingo that they used

1196
01:11:08,940 --> 01:11:09,780
was kind of silly.

1197
01:11:09,780 --> 01:11:11,380
Like that was just so like five minutes ago.

1198
01:11:11,380 --> 01:11:14,020
And like just some of the stuff they used was just,

1199
01:11:14,020 --> 01:11:16,620
it's silly, it goes to, I understand what you mean.

1200
01:11:16,620 --> 01:11:18,620
It goes to the sense of it being like encapsulating

1201
01:11:18,620 --> 01:11:20,540
the early 90s, like their lingo,

1202
01:11:20,540 --> 01:11:21,380
the way teens talk to their 90s.

1203
01:11:21,380 --> 01:11:22,700
So you don't like Clueless?

1204
01:11:22,700 --> 01:11:23,540
I love Clueless.

1205
01:11:23,540 --> 01:11:24,380
Clueless didn't do it to this level.

1206
01:11:24,380 --> 01:11:25,540
You didn't like Valley Girl?

1207
01:11:25,540 --> 01:11:27,380
I didn't say I didn't like this movie.

1208
01:11:27,380 --> 01:11:29,740
I didn't say I didn't like it, but a D on our scale

1209
01:11:29,740 --> 01:11:31,460
is the equivalent of a C, which is an average.

1210
01:11:31,460 --> 01:11:34,060
Well, no, I said don't think of it like that.

1211
01:11:34,060 --> 01:11:35,900
You can't make up your own rules all you want.

1212
01:11:35,900 --> 01:11:37,300
You can't think of it like A through F.

1213
01:11:37,300 --> 01:11:39,660
You have to think of it like B through F is its own thing

1214
01:11:39,660 --> 01:11:40,980
and then W is its own special thing.

1215
01:11:40,980 --> 01:11:43,780
Yeah, which puts it at D, right in the middle.

1216
01:11:45,420 --> 01:11:46,420
It's a low middle.

1217
01:11:47,340 --> 01:11:48,180
That's a high middle.

1218
01:11:48,180 --> 01:11:49,900
Because we only have four.

1219
01:11:49,900 --> 01:11:52,260
The W is its own thing, so it's a low middle.

1220
01:11:52,260 --> 01:11:57,260
So I would say that, okay, give it a D plus.

1221
01:11:59,100 --> 01:11:59,940
I already did.

1222
01:12:03,940 --> 01:12:05,380
I already gave you a higher.

1223
01:12:05,380 --> 01:12:06,580
I'm gonna quit coming to these.

1224
01:12:06,580 --> 01:12:07,420
There's just no point.

1225
01:12:07,420 --> 01:12:08,660
I don't know why I come.

1226
01:12:08,660 --> 01:12:10,300
I really don't know why I bother.

1227
01:12:11,300 --> 01:12:12,120
I really don't.

1228
01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:14,260
I'm starting to wonder seriously why I come here.

1229
01:12:15,500 --> 01:12:17,460
Because I need someone to argue with.

1230
01:12:19,060 --> 01:12:20,900
These yes men on each side of you.

1231
01:12:20,900 --> 01:12:21,740
I know.

1232
01:12:21,740 --> 01:12:23,060
That's why we sit across from each other.

1233
01:12:23,060 --> 01:12:23,980
That's what it is.

1234
01:12:23,980 --> 01:12:25,060
We haven't gotten to me yet.

1235
01:12:25,060 --> 01:12:26,340
We're diametrically opposed.

1236
01:12:26,340 --> 01:12:29,340
Oh yeah, I'm not expecting good things from Austin right now.

1237
01:12:31,340 --> 01:12:32,300
Sad he watched.

1238
01:12:32,300 --> 01:12:34,540
I'm pissed he stayed the night.

1239
01:12:34,540 --> 01:12:37,180
He hung my puppet in the closet with a belt

1240
01:12:37,180 --> 01:12:38,940
and now he's shitting on my phone.

1241
01:12:38,940 --> 01:12:42,060
If your plan was to make him never want to stay

1242
01:12:42,060 --> 01:12:44,060
the night again, I think you succeeded.

1243
01:12:47,060 --> 01:12:49,300
All right, Austin, tell us what you thought.

1244
01:12:49,300 --> 01:12:52,940
So when I was locked in that bedroom.

1245
01:12:54,420 --> 01:12:56,700
Maybe the first thing you want a good radio somebody's

1246
01:12:56,700 --> 01:13:00,060
not to tell them get in there and don't come out.

1247
01:13:00,060 --> 01:13:04,660
I was hung over and sad that a romantic prospect

1248
01:13:04,660 --> 01:13:06,660
did not work out from the night before.

1249
01:13:08,380 --> 01:13:12,840
I started watching this movie and I started crying

1250
01:13:12,840 --> 01:13:14,140
and asking it to stop.

1251
01:13:14,140 --> 01:13:19,140
And it did not stop.

1252
01:13:22,140 --> 01:13:27,140
But then I saw Kristy Swanson and her big sweaty Yabos

1253
01:13:29,380 --> 01:13:33,540
and David Barbituette and of course, Tacfly.

1254
01:13:34,860 --> 01:13:37,420
A few good lines, Milton from Office Space.

1255
01:13:37,420 --> 01:13:42,420
So I'm gonna give this three sweaty Buffy boobs.

1256
01:13:44,020 --> 01:13:44,860
All right.

1257
01:13:44,860 --> 01:13:46,460
With a C minus.

1258
01:13:46,460 --> 01:13:48,940
C minus, all right, that's better than white.

1259
01:13:48,940 --> 01:13:52,660
And it's literally only because of Kristy Swanson.

1260
01:13:52,660 --> 01:13:53,900
Sweaty.

1261
01:13:53,900 --> 01:13:55,980
He's grading it on Yabo scale.

1262
01:13:55,980 --> 01:13:56,820
Buffy boobs.

1263
01:13:56,820 --> 01:13:58,260
The Yabo scale.

1264
01:13:58,260 --> 01:13:59,100
Yabos.

1265
01:14:00,500 --> 01:14:01,900
And then it finally stopped.

1266
01:14:03,760 --> 01:14:04,600
Okay.

1267
01:14:04,600 --> 01:14:09,600
And now my good friend, close.

1268
01:14:09,600 --> 01:14:11,040
This is actually nicer than yours.

1269
01:14:11,040 --> 01:14:11,880
Confidants.

1270
01:14:11,880 --> 01:14:15,200
I just wanted to make him tremble.

1271
01:14:15,200 --> 01:14:16,920
Brandon's like, I've never seen a worse piece of shit

1272
01:14:16,920 --> 01:14:17,840
in my life.

1273
01:14:17,840 --> 01:14:19,160
It's a W minus.

1274
01:14:19,160 --> 01:14:23,280
I had to chase this with singularity.

1275
01:14:23,280 --> 01:14:24,120
Yeah.

1276
01:14:24,120 --> 01:14:26,680
All right, Brandon, what'd you think?

1277
01:14:28,280 --> 01:14:29,880
Did it make you miss anything?

1278
01:14:29,880 --> 01:14:33,520
No pressure.

1279
01:14:33,520 --> 01:14:34,360
Yeah.

1280
01:14:34,360 --> 01:14:36,160
Did it miss you miss anything?

1281
01:14:36,160 --> 01:14:38,440
This movie made me miss Re-Animator.

1282
01:14:38,440 --> 01:14:39,280
Yeah.

1283
01:14:41,880 --> 01:14:43,400
Yeah, I don't know.

1284
01:14:43,400 --> 01:14:46,020
It's a movie.

1285
01:14:47,360 --> 01:14:49,560
It's, no, it was fun.

1286
01:14:49,560 --> 01:14:50,840
It was a fun watch.

1287
01:14:50,840 --> 01:14:52,280
First, it was my first time watching it.

1288
01:14:52,280 --> 01:14:54,120
I haven't watched the show either, things like that.

1289
01:14:54,120 --> 01:14:55,480
And I was just kind of watching it.

1290
01:14:55,480 --> 01:14:57,960
I'm like, okay, am I supposed to be taking this seriously

1291
01:14:57,960 --> 01:14:58,840
or is it a comedy?

1292
01:14:58,840 --> 01:15:00,240
And then when certain things happen, I'm like,

1293
01:15:00,240 --> 01:15:01,080
okay, it's a comedy.

1294
01:15:01,080 --> 01:15:01,920
It's gotta be a comedy.

1295
01:15:01,920 --> 01:15:03,000
There's no way.

1296
01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:06,200
And then the things that saved it for me,

1297
01:15:06,200 --> 01:15:08,240
A, she was attractive, she was pretty.

1298
01:15:08,240 --> 01:15:09,080
Super nice.

1299
01:15:09,080 --> 01:15:09,920
So that was good.

1300
01:15:09,920 --> 01:15:12,120
We're all the Christie Swanson.

1301
01:15:12,120 --> 01:15:16,080
She's, okay, so this movie in the Buffyverse,

1302
01:15:16,080 --> 01:15:18,520
this movie is the one night stand

1303
01:15:19,360 --> 01:15:21,560
and the show is the long time girlfriend.

1304
01:15:21,560 --> 01:15:22,560
There you go.

1305
01:15:22,560 --> 01:15:23,400
There you go.

1306
01:15:23,400 --> 01:15:24,240
Absolutely.

1307
01:15:24,240 --> 01:15:28,000
But also, I mean, Paul Rubin was fantastic in it.

1308
01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:29,560
David Arquette, great.

1309
01:15:29,560 --> 01:15:31,000
Like those three people.

1310
01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:31,840
I'm gonna do it.

1311
01:15:31,840 --> 01:15:34,200
Yeah, those three people saved the movie for me

1312
01:15:35,480 --> 01:15:38,200
by adding those levels of humor and different dialogue,

1313
01:15:38,200 --> 01:15:39,040
things like that.

1314
01:15:39,040 --> 01:15:41,280
So I agree with Austin on his rating

1315
01:15:41,280 --> 01:15:42,600
and I give it a C minus.

1316
01:15:45,600 --> 01:15:46,440
Would it change your guys's-

1317
01:15:46,440 --> 01:15:47,480
Give it a B for Buffy.

1318
01:15:47,480 --> 01:15:49,160
Yeah, you're gonna have to give it your rating.

1319
01:15:49,160 --> 01:15:51,320
Would it change your guys's opinion,

1320
01:15:51,320 --> 01:15:52,800
which I just had this thought,

1321
01:15:52,800 --> 01:15:54,200
and I agree with a lot of what you said,

1322
01:15:54,200 --> 01:15:55,040
except for Greg.

1323
01:15:55,040 --> 01:15:56,200
If Christie Swanson comes in here and gives me a blow job,

1324
01:15:56,200 --> 01:15:57,040
then you-

1325
01:15:57,040 --> 01:16:02,040
If Christie Swanson calls me for an emergency titty fuck,

1326
01:16:02,120 --> 01:16:05,320
I might consider giving it a C plus.

1327
01:16:05,320 --> 01:16:06,960
As long as it's in the middle of that titty fuck,

1328
01:16:06,960 --> 01:16:08,400
if she says to stop, you stop.

1329
01:16:08,400 --> 01:16:09,400
I'm okay with it.

1330
01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:12,240
Here's-

1331
01:16:12,240 --> 01:16:15,280
I don't know if I have the strength to do that.

1332
01:16:15,280 --> 01:16:19,120
What if we look at this movie as a movie?

1333
01:16:19,120 --> 01:16:22,920
What if we look at this movie as a in-universe

1334
01:16:22,920 --> 01:16:26,960
Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie shot in the early 2000s

1335
01:16:26,960 --> 01:16:28,440
after the show ends,

1336
01:16:28,440 --> 01:16:32,360
about a bunch of people in the residence of Sunnydale

1337
01:16:32,360 --> 01:16:34,720
talking about this mythical chick

1338
01:16:34,720 --> 01:16:36,400
that's been running around killing vampires

1339
01:16:36,400 --> 01:16:38,880
in their town for the last seven years,

1340
01:16:38,880 --> 01:16:40,480
which people definitely know about her.

1341
01:16:40,480 --> 01:16:43,360
In the show, there's one of the sweetest

1342
01:16:43,360 --> 01:16:46,200
will make you cry every time you watch it moments

1343
01:16:46,200 --> 01:16:48,520
is during her high school prom,

1344
01:16:48,520 --> 01:16:50,640
and in during her high school prom,

1345
01:16:50,640 --> 01:16:53,760
everyone's like winning Homecoming Queen, whatever, right?

1346
01:16:53,760 --> 01:16:55,960
And then one of the guy gets up and goes,

1347
01:16:55,960 --> 01:16:58,440
is Buffy Summers here?

1348
01:16:58,440 --> 01:17:01,040
And the light finds her at the table.

1349
01:17:01,040 --> 01:17:02,160
She's kinda like eating something.

1350
01:17:02,160 --> 01:17:03,240
She goes, huh?

1351
01:17:03,240 --> 01:17:05,080
And he goes like, hey, Buffy, listen,

1352
01:17:08,360 --> 01:17:09,560
you've saved us a lot.

1353
01:17:09,560 --> 01:17:12,320
We know that, we don't know what's going on or whatever,

1354
01:17:12,320 --> 01:17:15,920
but we know that you saved us a lot.

1355
01:17:15,920 --> 01:17:17,440
And then you hear people in the audience like,

1356
01:17:17,440 --> 01:17:22,440
vampires, werewolves, giant lizard creatures.

1357
01:17:22,720 --> 01:17:23,560
Rapists!

1358
01:17:23,560 --> 01:17:25,400
Like whatever, right?

1359
01:17:25,400 --> 01:17:27,600
And people are like cheering, you know, cheering.

1360
01:17:27,600 --> 01:17:29,640
And so it's like, so we made you this.

1361
01:17:29,640 --> 01:17:32,720
And they give her like this jewel encrusted umbrella thing

1362
01:17:32,720 --> 01:17:33,560
that they made.

1363
01:17:33,560 --> 01:17:34,880
It's like, you're our school protector.

1364
01:17:34,880 --> 01:17:36,480
We just wanna say thank you.

1365
01:17:36,480 --> 01:17:39,320
That gets me every time, because it's like,

1366
01:17:39,320 --> 01:17:41,720
so the town knows about Buffy.

1367
01:17:41,720 --> 01:17:42,600
Like that's a thing.

1368
01:17:42,600 --> 01:17:44,280
All of those students in that prom,

1369
01:17:44,280 --> 01:17:46,680
especially graduation, where they all have to team up

1370
01:17:46,680 --> 01:17:49,480
against a monster like the whole school does,

1371
01:17:49,480 --> 01:17:50,560
it's very cool.

1372
01:17:50,560 --> 01:17:55,560
But if you take that, and then the end of Buffy,

1373
01:17:56,440 --> 01:17:58,400
which I won't ruin the very, very end of Buffy,

1374
01:17:58,400 --> 01:18:00,960
something happens that would absolutely,

1375
01:18:00,960 --> 01:18:03,320
the entire world would know about it.

1376
01:18:03,320 --> 01:18:05,000
There would be news stories about it.

1377
01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:06,840
There's no way that this would be covered up

1378
01:18:06,840 --> 01:18:07,680
in any situation.

1379
01:18:07,680 --> 01:18:09,920
It's like a huge thing.

1380
01:18:09,920 --> 01:18:13,160
Like this doesn't happen, but like the equivalent of

1381
01:18:13,160 --> 01:18:15,360
that dome falls over Springfield, right?

1382
01:18:15,360 --> 01:18:17,480
Like people would know about it kind of deal.

1383
01:18:17,480 --> 01:18:20,000
So something happens.

1384
01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:24,480
I think enough residents of the town could be interviewed.

1385
01:18:25,440 --> 01:18:27,840
Some director guy gets it in his head

1386
01:18:27,840 --> 01:18:31,320
to write a Buffy the Vampire Slayer like movie.

1387
01:18:31,320 --> 01:18:35,800
And this is what we get, which is a not quite right version

1388
01:18:35,800 --> 01:18:38,080
of the movie, of the show, which I like.

1389
01:18:38,080 --> 01:18:38,920
I like this.

1390
01:18:38,920 --> 01:18:40,240
So that's what we're going with.

1391
01:18:40,240 --> 01:18:42,080
Well, that's a completely different thing.

1392
01:18:42,080 --> 01:18:42,920
Yeah, I know.

1393
01:18:42,920 --> 01:18:44,160
It was made for us too.

1394
01:18:44,160 --> 01:18:45,000
I like the-

1395
01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:46,640
And us having not seen the show

1396
01:18:46,640 --> 01:18:48,920
makes absolutely no sense to us.

1397
01:18:48,920 --> 01:18:51,640
I like the parallel universe theory better.

1398
01:18:51,640 --> 01:18:52,480
Fine.

1399
01:18:52,480 --> 01:18:54,280
I gave it a B plus.

1400
01:18:54,280 --> 01:18:57,480
But it is funny hearing what like triggers you emotionally.

1401
01:18:57,480 --> 01:18:59,120
What else triggers you emotionally?

1402
01:18:59,120 --> 01:18:59,960
I don't know.

1403
01:18:59,960 --> 01:19:01,000
What makes you cry?

1404
01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:03,640
I want to know what Buffy porn parodies you watch.

1405
01:19:05,160 --> 01:19:06,080
I have, I have.

1406
01:19:07,960 --> 01:19:08,800
Yeah, a hundred percent.

1407
01:19:08,800 --> 01:19:09,880
No hesitation.

1408
01:19:09,880 --> 01:19:12,240
It's Muffy the Vampire Slayer.

1409
01:19:12,240 --> 01:19:13,960
I bet he has a 30.

1410
01:19:13,960 --> 01:19:14,880
It's called Muffy.

1411
01:19:16,520 --> 01:19:17,360
It exists.

1412
01:19:17,360 --> 01:19:19,040
Muffy the Vampire Slayer.

1413
01:19:19,040 --> 01:19:21,480
Who's it directed by, Andy?

1414
01:19:21,480 --> 01:19:23,360
I don't know the director.

1415
01:19:23,360 --> 01:19:24,480
Who's it starring?

1416
01:19:24,480 --> 01:19:25,840
Dick Henry.

1417
01:19:25,840 --> 01:19:27,840
I'm starting to think he has like a fan,

1418
01:19:27,840 --> 01:19:30,040
like erotic fan fiction for Buffy.

1419
01:19:30,040 --> 01:19:32,840
It's a website and it's more popular than this podcast.

1420
01:19:32,840 --> 01:19:35,320
There is probably thousands

1421
01:19:35,320 --> 01:19:37,160
of erotic fan fictions of Buffy.

1422
01:19:37,160 --> 01:19:39,440
I feel like your plan finally came to fruition,

1423
01:19:39,440 --> 01:19:40,600
but it backfired on you.

1424
01:19:40,600 --> 01:19:43,240
You started a podcast, got people to join it,

1425
01:19:43,240 --> 01:19:44,720
forced them to watch a Buffy movie,

1426
01:19:44,720 --> 01:19:47,040
trying to make us all diehard fans.

1427
01:19:47,040 --> 01:19:50,000
Everybody declined to do rehash on Buffy.

1428
01:19:50,000 --> 01:19:53,000
Because there is no chance I want to watch the series

1429
01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:53,920
after the movie.

1430
01:19:53,920 --> 01:19:55,520
Oh, that's not fair.

1431
01:19:55,520 --> 01:19:56,720
I'll watch the pilot.

1432
01:19:56,720 --> 01:19:57,560
Yeah.

1433
01:19:57,560 --> 01:19:58,400
See if it's any good.

1434
01:19:58,400 --> 01:19:59,240
I'll see an episode.

1435
01:19:59,240 --> 01:20:01,080
I'll watch the pilot and episode two.

1436
01:20:01,080 --> 01:20:02,040
See if it's enough different.

1437
01:20:02,040 --> 01:20:04,480
I would almost recommend people start season two.

1438
01:20:06,480 --> 01:20:08,000
So listen, season one.

1439
01:20:09,520 --> 01:20:11,560
Now keep in mind, this is seven,

1440
01:20:11,560 --> 01:20:15,120
there's six really good seasons on a seven season show.

1441
01:20:15,120 --> 01:20:18,920
Season one, thankfully it's a short season.

1442
01:20:18,920 --> 01:20:20,920
The rest are like 20 something episodes.

1443
01:20:20,920 --> 01:20:22,920
Season one is 13 episodes.

1444
01:20:22,920 --> 01:20:24,160
It's short.

1445
01:20:24,160 --> 01:20:26,160
If you can get through it,

1446
01:20:26,160 --> 01:20:29,280
it's a little bit lower budget than you'd want.

1447
01:20:29,280 --> 01:20:30,120
If you can get through,

1448
01:20:30,120 --> 01:20:32,600
that's why it was like the stakes disappeared

1449
01:20:32,600 --> 01:20:33,760
with the vampires kind of deal.

1450
01:20:33,760 --> 01:20:36,160
Was Buffy what they started Fox with?

1451
01:20:36,160 --> 01:20:37,680
No, it was WB.

1452
01:20:37,680 --> 01:20:38,520
WB?

1453
01:20:38,520 --> 01:20:40,480
Okay, what was what they started WB with?

1454
01:20:40,480 --> 01:20:41,640
I don't know if it started.

1455
01:20:41,640 --> 01:20:42,960
Doesn't say right at the beginning of it,

1456
01:20:42,960 --> 01:20:44,840
before they had big budgets or whatever.

1457
01:20:44,840 --> 01:20:46,320
I don't remember the age.

1458
01:20:46,320 --> 01:20:47,800
I don't remember the time.

1459
01:20:47,800 --> 01:20:50,240
Buffy was before like Roswell and all that stuff.

1460
01:20:50,240 --> 01:20:51,760
Wasn't it?

1461
01:20:51,760 --> 01:20:53,800
Maybe around the same time as Roswell.

1462
01:20:54,920 --> 01:20:56,040
I liked Roswell.

1463
01:20:56,040 --> 01:20:56,880
My mom liked Roswell.

1464
01:20:56,880 --> 01:20:57,720
My mom liked Roswell.

1465
01:20:57,720 --> 01:20:59,080
Oh yeah, you're all fine with Roswell,

1466
01:20:59,080 --> 01:21:00,680
but Buffy's too far.

1467
01:21:00,680 --> 01:21:02,440
I never watched it, but I watched a couple of-

1468
01:21:02,440 --> 01:21:04,920
No, okay, so I would say honestly,

1469
01:21:04,920 --> 01:21:07,320
if you get through the first 13 episodes of Buffy,

1470
01:21:07,320 --> 01:21:08,800
I would even maybe look up a list

1471
01:21:08,800 --> 01:21:11,320
to find out the critical episodes of season one to watch.

1472
01:21:11,320 --> 01:21:12,800
Maybe watch four or five episodes.

1473
01:21:12,800 --> 01:21:15,000
Watch like the first get introduced,

1474
01:21:15,000 --> 01:21:16,880
maybe like the first like two.

1475
01:21:16,880 --> 01:21:18,160
How long are the episodes?

1476
01:21:18,160 --> 01:21:19,400
13 of the first season.

1477
01:21:19,400 --> 01:21:20,360
How long are the episodes?

1478
01:21:20,360 --> 01:21:21,600
They're 45 minutes.

1479
01:21:24,680 --> 01:21:25,920
One and a half speed.

1480
01:21:27,680 --> 01:21:30,040
We don't all watch things at one and a half speed.

1481
01:21:30,040 --> 01:21:34,160
But I will say this, when you get to season two,

1482
01:21:34,160 --> 01:21:36,080
it really gets good.

1483
01:21:36,080 --> 01:21:38,560
Season three is phenomenal,

1484
01:21:38,560 --> 01:21:41,840
but we're talking like I think five, six, and seven,

1485
01:21:41,840 --> 01:21:44,040
some of the best TV you'll ever see.

1486
01:21:45,160 --> 01:21:50,160
But then Angel is good from I think beginning to end.

1487
01:21:51,200 --> 01:21:54,360
So like if you get to where Angel starts,

1488
01:21:54,360 --> 01:21:56,520
like even if you just watch Buffy and then you start Angel,

1489
01:21:56,520 --> 01:21:57,760
you're like, oh, I like this better.

1490
01:21:57,760 --> 01:21:58,840
And you just go with that.

1491
01:21:58,840 --> 01:22:01,120
You're still gonna get one of the best series

1492
01:22:01,120 --> 01:22:02,720
of all time with Angel.

1493
01:22:02,720 --> 01:22:05,400
And it sucks that you have to do so much fucking homework

1494
01:22:05,400 --> 01:22:07,880
to get to Angel for it to really pay off.

1495
01:22:07,880 --> 01:22:10,880
And I don't know if Angel stands alone

1496
01:22:10,880 --> 01:22:13,640
where you don't have the backstory of Buffy and all that

1497
01:22:13,640 --> 01:22:15,960
and like the appreciation of the universe or whatever.

1498
01:22:15,960 --> 01:22:17,920
Even episodes of Angel kind of stand alone

1499
01:22:17,920 --> 01:22:20,440
because I've watched, now I've watched them with my wife

1500
01:22:20,440 --> 01:22:23,160
and she's has had to explain things to me

1501
01:22:23,160 --> 01:22:25,080
when she'd seen all the Buffys.

1502
01:22:25,080 --> 01:22:28,920
But I've watched Angel before and Angel is very good.

1503
01:22:28,920 --> 01:22:33,920
Speaking of which, the scene where Max decides to deviate

1504
01:22:33,920 --> 01:22:38,920
from the road trip that Goofy planned

1505
01:22:39,920 --> 01:22:41,680
that leads to their fight is another one

1506
01:22:41,680 --> 01:22:42,840
that gets me emotional.

1507
01:22:42,840 --> 01:22:45,000
Just to answer your question from earlier.

1508
01:22:45,000 --> 01:22:47,000
That one does, yeah, that one makes more sense.

1509
01:22:47,000 --> 01:22:52,000
Yeah, that whole movie, sorry, that's just autism.

1510
01:22:52,680 --> 01:22:54,000
I was waiting for the answer.

1511
01:22:54,000 --> 01:22:55,320
It just took me a minute to figure out.

1512
01:22:55,320 --> 01:22:56,640
We're just 40 minutes, you're fine.

1513
01:22:56,640 --> 01:22:58,360
Is there any other Buffy related movies

1514
01:22:58,360 --> 01:23:00,520
you're gonna try to sneak in on us?

1515
01:23:00,520 --> 01:23:01,360
No, I don't think so.

1516
01:23:01,360 --> 01:23:02,920
Shows, like, you know, like,

1517
01:23:02,920 --> 01:23:04,000
I don't think so. Shows.

1518
01:23:04,000 --> 01:23:06,480
He already did, it was that teacher one.

1519
01:23:06,480 --> 01:23:07,320
Which one?

1520
01:23:07,320 --> 01:23:09,960
The philosopher, whatever.

1521
01:23:09,960 --> 01:23:11,280
Oh God, After the Dark.

1522
01:23:11,280 --> 01:23:13,040
After the Dark. The philosophers.

1523
01:23:15,040 --> 01:23:15,880
No thanks.

1524
01:23:15,880 --> 01:23:19,160
I will say, one of the better moments of my life,

1525
01:23:19,160 --> 01:23:21,320
one of the funnier, like, just because

1526
01:23:21,320 --> 01:23:22,520
of the way your brain works,

1527
01:23:22,520 --> 01:23:26,040
but Smallville was out at the time.

1528
01:23:26,040 --> 01:23:29,560
And so I watched a Smallville and Angel premiere,

1529
01:23:29,560 --> 01:23:31,520
because they premiered the same day, different times,

1530
01:23:31,520 --> 01:23:34,000
back to back, because I had caught up by that point

1531
01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:36,280
watching with my friends, so that I was watching Angel

1532
01:23:36,280 --> 01:23:38,760
the last couple seasons as it aired, right?

1533
01:23:38,760 --> 01:23:39,600
So that was kind of fun.

1534
01:23:39,600 --> 01:23:41,640
Like, I was an actual to the end guy.

1535
01:23:41,640 --> 01:23:45,360
And Smallville, it's Superman, right?

1536
01:23:45,360 --> 01:23:48,040
So he gets shot with like a machine gun

1537
01:23:48,040 --> 01:23:49,640
and fucking walks it off, right?

1538
01:23:49,640 --> 01:23:50,880
And he keeps getting shot at it,

1539
01:23:50,880 --> 01:23:52,920
and it doesn't matter, like, he's Superman.

1540
01:23:52,920 --> 01:23:54,240
So then in the show, my buddy and I,

1541
01:23:54,240 --> 01:23:57,160
we were watching together, and Angel,

1542
01:23:57,160 --> 01:23:59,760
some guy pulls out a gun and starts shooting at Angel,

1543
01:23:59,760 --> 01:24:02,160
and he like fucking runs, gets out of the way,

1544
01:24:02,160 --> 01:24:03,560
and both of us are like...

1545
01:24:04,440 --> 01:24:06,240
And then we both realized at the same time,

1546
01:24:06,240 --> 01:24:09,240
oh, that's not Angel, or that's not fucking Superman.

1547
01:24:09,240 --> 01:24:11,600
He's a vampire, getting shot hurts.

1548
01:24:11,600 --> 01:24:12,440
But he's...

1549
01:24:12,440 --> 01:24:13,280
Wait, is it the same actor?

1550
01:24:13,280 --> 01:24:14,120
Oh, no, it's not.

1551
01:24:14,120 --> 01:24:14,960
No, no, it's not.

1552
01:24:14,960 --> 01:24:15,800
Because you're connecting it.

1553
01:24:15,800 --> 01:24:18,680
We literally ended Smallville, went straight into Angel,

1554
01:24:18,680 --> 01:24:21,840
and then because they're both super powered beings,

1555
01:24:21,840 --> 01:24:23,320
that super straight, whatever,

1556
01:24:23,320 --> 01:24:26,120
the fact that Angel ran away from the gun

1557
01:24:26,120 --> 01:24:28,720
was very funny in hindsight to us,

1558
01:24:28,720 --> 01:24:29,800
realizing what had happened.

1559
01:24:29,800 --> 01:24:34,080
But David Boreanas, as Angel, is so good.

1560
01:24:34,080 --> 01:24:35,320
If you're a fan of Bones,

1561
01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:37,480
go check out where it all started,

1562
01:24:37,480 --> 01:24:41,640
like him being hunky, like, vampire boy in Buffy,

1563
01:24:41,640 --> 01:24:44,720
and then like really, really cool,

1564
01:24:44,720 --> 01:24:47,680
like, superhero almost in Angel.

1565
01:24:47,680 --> 01:24:48,520
Like, not like...

1566
01:24:48,520 --> 01:24:49,360
It's cool, it's Angel.

1567
01:24:49,360 --> 01:24:51,920
It doesn't fly around, but like, he just, he fights crime.

1568
01:24:51,920 --> 01:24:54,360
It's like he goes to LA where he's just like, fuck it.

1569
01:24:54,360 --> 01:24:57,320
Buffy, you take care of Sunnydale, that's your territory.

1570
01:24:57,320 --> 01:24:58,960
I'm gonna go to LA and I'm gonna see what's up.

1571
01:24:58,960 --> 01:25:03,800
And then the main bad guy in Angel is a law firm.

1572
01:25:03,800 --> 01:25:05,320
And you're thinking, what?

1573
01:25:05,320 --> 01:25:08,280
And the reason it's crazy, it's a law firm

1574
01:25:08,280 --> 01:25:10,760
that helps fucking demons and shit

1575
01:25:10,760 --> 01:25:12,720
get away with their crimes.

1576
01:25:12,720 --> 01:25:13,560
So...

1577
01:25:13,560 --> 01:25:14,520
Run by Lex Luthor.

1578
01:25:14,520 --> 01:25:15,360
Not Lex Luthor.

1579
01:25:15,360 --> 01:25:16,200
Not Lex Luthor.

1580
01:25:16,200 --> 01:25:17,040
I'm kidding.

1581
01:25:17,040 --> 01:25:18,160
You're so wrong.

1582
01:25:18,160 --> 01:25:19,480
Oh, that would be, yeah, Smallville,

1583
01:25:19,480 --> 01:25:20,680
that would, yeah, that tracks.

1584
01:25:20,680 --> 01:25:21,520
Trasso.

1585
01:25:21,520 --> 01:25:24,840
Yeah, but yeah, that's like, that's kinda cool.

1586
01:25:24,840 --> 01:25:28,920
But anyway, B plus, which is what the movie's gonna get.

1587
01:25:28,920 --> 01:25:31,400
Because none of your ratings matter.

1588
01:25:31,400 --> 01:25:33,800
B plus for Buffy, that's all.

1589
01:25:33,800 --> 01:25:36,120
That's the only, it just makes sense because B for Buffy.

1590
01:25:36,120 --> 01:25:37,920
Reality of C.

1591
01:25:37,920 --> 01:25:39,400
B for Buffy.

1592
01:25:39,400 --> 01:25:41,240
I mean, realistically, what would it be?

1593
01:25:41,240 --> 01:25:44,200
I'd give it a B plus, it'd be like a C plus.

1594
01:25:46,040 --> 01:25:48,240
Two C minuses and a D plus would be cool.

1595
01:25:48,240 --> 01:25:49,080
And a B plus.

1596
01:25:49,080 --> 01:25:52,920
This is straight C, Andy, at most.

1597
01:25:52,920 --> 01:25:55,320
At most, she's campy.

1598
01:25:56,200 --> 01:25:58,600
All right, fuck it, you know what?

1599
01:25:58,600 --> 01:26:00,240
C for campy's pretty good.

1600
01:26:00,240 --> 01:26:02,000
I won't dive on this hill.

1601
01:26:03,440 --> 01:26:06,200
We're gonna go C, just a straight C.

1602
01:26:06,200 --> 01:26:09,840
I already know you're gonna tear apart my movie next week.

1603
01:26:09,840 --> 01:26:10,680
Why is it bad?

1604
01:26:10,680 --> 01:26:11,520
Here's a problematic.

1605
01:26:11,520 --> 01:26:12,600
Well, it's problematic.

1606
01:26:12,600 --> 01:26:13,440
It's silly.

1607
01:26:13,440 --> 01:26:14,280
There's some...

1608
01:26:14,280 --> 01:26:15,120
It's slapstick.

1609
01:26:15,120 --> 01:26:15,960
Have you seen it?

1610
01:26:15,960 --> 01:26:16,780
Yeah.

1611
01:26:16,780 --> 01:26:17,620
You already watched it.

1612
01:26:17,620 --> 01:26:18,460
I haven't seen it.

1613
01:26:18,460 --> 01:26:19,280
Yeah, I've been on a...

1614
01:26:19,280 --> 01:26:20,240
You've watched everything that we're supposed to watch.

1615
01:26:20,240 --> 01:26:22,440
I've been living my life at 1X speed right now.

1616
01:26:22,440 --> 01:26:23,800
I'm trying to get everything done

1617
01:26:23,800 --> 01:26:25,360
for all this fucking Halloween stuff

1618
01:26:25,360 --> 01:26:28,680
and Christmas stuff and all this stuff.

1619
01:26:28,680 --> 01:26:29,520
I'm trying to get ready.

1620
01:26:29,520 --> 01:26:31,640
Oh, by the way, if you're listening to this at Christmas time,

1621
01:26:31,640 --> 01:26:32,920
make sure to check out our website.

1622
01:26:32,920 --> 01:26:34,800
We should have information.

1623
01:26:34,800 --> 01:26:36,080
I don't know what I'm doing.

1624
01:26:36,080 --> 01:26:39,240
I have no intention of following through on this.

1625
01:26:39,240 --> 01:26:40,880
This video is getting demonetized.

1626
01:26:40,880 --> 01:26:43,680
It's like, yeah, you spent 15 minutes talking about Ray.

1627
01:26:46,040 --> 01:26:47,920
But check out our website for details

1628
01:26:47,920 --> 01:26:51,240
about the Andy Rice birthday extravaganza 2025.

1629
01:26:51,240 --> 01:26:54,600
We'll have Deets up on the website and other places.

1630
01:26:54,600 --> 01:26:55,440
So great.

1631
01:26:55,440 --> 01:26:57,880
With that in mind, we will end...

1632
01:26:57,880 --> 01:26:59,280
Oh no, wait, fuck.

1633
01:26:59,280 --> 01:27:00,120
This is Buffy.

1634
01:27:00,120 --> 01:27:01,040
This isn't Christmas.

1635
01:27:02,200 --> 01:27:03,040
Regular episode.

1636
01:27:03,040 --> 01:27:03,880
We're doing Grinch still.

1637
01:27:03,880 --> 01:27:06,000
It's the eight crazy days of rape.

1638
01:27:06,000 --> 01:27:07,000
Fuck, nevermind.

1639
01:27:07,000 --> 01:27:09,040
Welcome to our timeline where nothing matters

1640
01:27:09,040 --> 01:27:10,760
and there is no such thing as time.

1641
01:27:10,760 --> 01:27:12,120
Exactly.

1642
01:27:12,120 --> 01:27:15,720
With me as always, it's Austin.

1643
01:27:15,720 --> 01:27:19,000
With his score, I would stake him in the heart right now

1644
01:27:19,000 --> 01:27:22,280
with a fucking actual wooden stake pharaoh.

1645
01:27:22,280 --> 01:27:23,120
Tech fly.

1646
01:27:25,120 --> 01:27:26,200
It's Michael.

1647
01:27:26,200 --> 01:27:30,960
With his score, I would put a stake in him

1648
01:27:30,960 --> 01:27:33,760
and then let him suffer as long as Paul Rubin's character did

1649
01:27:33,760 --> 01:27:36,640
where it's just like the prolonged and miserable death,

1650
01:27:36,640 --> 01:27:38,040
you son of a bitch, Larson.

1651
01:27:39,160 --> 01:27:40,160
Have a good weekend, Ruben.

1652
01:27:40,160 --> 01:27:42,240
And Brennan controls my paycheck.

1653
01:27:42,240 --> 01:27:44,960
So Brennan, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun,

1654
01:27:44,960 --> 01:27:47,320
dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun,

1655
01:27:47,320 --> 01:27:49,120
simply up to Boston and we love him.

1656
01:27:49,120 --> 01:27:51,160
Have a good night, everybody.

1657
01:27:51,160 --> 01:27:53,440
And I've been your host, Andy,

1658
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and I could go for a steak right now, Rice.

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01:27:58,160 --> 01:27:59,160
Steak and Rice?

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01:27:59,160 --> 01:28:01,120
We've been raped, we've been fried.

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01:28:02,440 --> 01:28:03,680
We've been tech fly.

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01:28:03,680 --> 01:28:29,600
We've been tech fly.