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Happy the day after Halloween because this is the Treehouse of Horror special for Fried Rice Podcast.
17 nights and a day, I guess, of Halloween.
I'm your host, Andy Rice, and with me as always is, we're going to keep the music going, Michael Larson.
Hey everybody.
We have, oh wait, do I normally do spooky things for you guys?
We have Michael, he looks the most like, like Krusty the Clown Larson.
And we have Brennan.
Shipley up to Boston.
Hello.
With me as always is Austin, he looks the most like, oh god, who do you look the most like?
You look a little bit like...
I can only do this so long.
Oh, a little bit like Comic Book Guy.
Dirk Farrell.
Check me out on IFC.
And I am your host, Andy Rice, I look like Bart Simpson, no, I look like Homer.
I have the soul of Bart, I have the mind of Lisa, I have the OCD of Marge, and I have the...
Personality of...
Personality of Maggie.
Of, no, who's the ICP guy?
Violent J?
No, the hatchet man is supposed to be...
Oh, Silent Bob.
No, no, no, Sideshow Bob.
Sideshow Bob.
Yep, alright everybody, welcome to a very special Halloween episode where...
Actually, you know who you are in reality?
That guy that's like jealous of Homer and he dies.
Grimes.
He just can't...
Frank Grimes.
He can't stand any fucking thing ever.
Wait, hold on, Frank Grimes doesn't die because he's jealous of Homer.
He's like, I can do this because I'm Homer Simpson.
Oh, I can touch this live electricity because I'm Homer Simpsons.
Yeah, he actually makes an appearance in one of the Treehouse of Horrors.
Him, who was it?
It was him and two other people that have beef with Homer that they wanted to settle as ghosts.
It's been so long since I've seen these.
Have you seen the AI live action Simpsons thing that's been going around?
No.
It's like Adam Sandler stars as Homer.
Will Ferrell as Flanders is so perfect.
It's so just nightmare-fuel.
It's 100% nightmare-fuel but it's funny.
I mean, that's great. I'll watch it after this.
And that's perfectly on theme in the Treehouse of Horrors.
So, this is one of our special nights where we're allowed to pick whatever episode we wanted to watch.
And so, I'm curious to pick what you guys chose.
We'll start with Michael because it's a good reason to start with Mike.
Yes, because I chose because I hadn't seen it the very first Treehouse of Horrors.
Absolutely. I'm going to pull up a list.
I'd seen the last like five or ten but I'd never seen the first one.
I'm going to pull up a list so that we can know.
Actually, any of the first ten probably.
How old were you when this one came out?
Oh, come on. It came out in 87 or 90.
Wait, hold on.
Simpsons debuted in 87 on the Tracy Ullman show.
So, it debuted the year I was born.
Right.
It's been around exactly.
So, honestly, if I was ever going to kill myself, it'd probably be when The Simpsons cancels.
Oh, when it cancels.
Yeah, because it's like I'll want to live exactly as long as The Simpsons.
It'd be a cool little side note on that.
It's good money for them.
They don't even record their voice in a studio anymore.
I think they just do it on their own time at home.
Good for them.
They just make my...
It's like, you know, I'm just going to go stand in my booth.
So, we have episode one, Bad Dream House, Hungry Are the Damned, and The Raven.
Yes.
Wait, what is...
It was season two, episode three.
It says The Raven written by Edgar Allan Poe?
Yeah.
That's what it's based off of.
Look, it's Bad Dream House is a parody of Poltergeist and Amityville Horror.
Oh, gotcha.
Directed by Wes Archer, written by John.
So, the written one is...
Right.
Yeah.
But Edgar Allan Poe did The Raven, The Poe.
Because they didn't really write...
The Raven, they played completely straight.
I'll get to that.
But they played it completely straight.
The first one's Bad Dream House, which there's a house they buy and it's got a vortex in it.
The vortex goes to...
At least it has to explain, obviously, to everybody what a vortex is, because everybody else is stupid.
It says, you know, it's a gateway to another dimension, and they throw stuff in it, and it throws stuff back.
Tell them to quit throwing garbage into our dimension.
There's a couple little jokes in it.
But eventually the house starts talking to them.
Everyone's going to kill each other.
Get out.
Get out now.
And, of course, Marge stops them.
They find an ancient Indian burial ground in the house.
The house decides...
They run outside and the house decides...
They say... Marge takes over, as usual, and says,
Listen, house, we got to live together.
You got to get over it.
We're going to stay here.
Get over it.
So they all go outside for a minute.
And, of course, the house burns itself down because it doesn't want to live with the Simpsons.
It goes, wait a minute.
Should I live my entire life with the Simpsons?
I don't know if I...
It closes in on itself and fucking bounces.
And then they're like, oh man, it won't even...
Because they got the house for a good deal.
It's like, I can't believe this was so cheap.
And the walls start bleeding and then Bart's like, oh, do it again.
Do it again.
And the house is like, no, stop it.
Stop it.
So the first one's kind of funny.
I like the first one.
The first one's good.
Then the second one is the oldest story in the book, Hungry are the Aliens.
Hungry are the Dam.
Yeah, Hungry are the Dam's name, but it's aliens.
And the aliens come and they zap them up into the spaceship on the light, dude.
Same story we've all heard a thousand times.
They're fattening them up to eat them.
They keep feeding them, fattening them up.
They think it's because they're going to eat them.
They even have a cookbook and it says...
How to cook men.
And then Lisa finds the How to Cook Men book and she shows it to the aliens.
And this is our first introduction of Kratos and Kang.
Those are the two aliens that are in every single Treehouse Horror.
They make an appearance.
And sometimes they're in the very last shot where they'll be like, oh, man, they forgot to put us in until the very last scene.
And then like there they are because people are expecting it.
So the book, though, How to Cook Men, he goes, no, no, no.
And he blows, there's some dust, space dust on it.
And he blows it off and he goes, how to cook for men.
And then Lisa goes, wait a minute, there's more space dust.
And she blows it up.
How to Cook 40 Men.
And then he goes, wait, there's more.
How to Cook for 40 Men.
And they go, I can't believe.
Yeah.
I thought that was the very funny bit.
They didn't seem nice, all except for the pull out your tongue thing that they do where they go, yeah, I can tell you my name, but I have to pull out your tongue.
You know, so they seem pretty nice, though.
They're feeding them, fattening them up.
You can see it coming from a mile away.
It's all set up.
But Homer's like, nobody eats The Simpsons.
And then the aliens get all upset because they made the aliens sad because they wouldn't, you know, we were going to take you to our planet and we would have treated you like gods, like royalty.
Yeah.
Instead, you thought we were going to eat you.
And so they take them back home.
And the moral of the story, yeah, they take them back home, Dub Mop and Lisa's like, there were monsters on the ship and we were them.
Yeah.
That's the moral.
That's great.
And it's based on a book called To Serve a Man.
Yes.
And I don't know what that is, but I like check it out.
Yeah, it's actually a short story.
It's not a full book.
It's a short story.
Interesting.
So they make an appearance in each tree house of horror, but it's just one.
It's not one in each story.
There's two.
There's two aliens.
There's a Kratos and Kang, I think, are their names.
Kratos and Kang, they appear in this one.
Yeah, Kang and Kratos.
But in each mini story, each of the three stories, it's just one of them.
No, no, no, sorry.
Every tree house of horror contains at least one.
One Kang and Kratos.
I'll have to go back and start looking for that because I did not know that until you told me that the other day.
We'll get to that.
We'll see where they are.
And then the final of it, which is the best one, honestly, even though it's not funny at all.
It's a little funny.
It's a little, but it's humorous, not funny.
Humorous is a good word for it.
It's the Raven.
Everybody knows the story of the Raven.
However, they got James Earl Jones to read this.
It's very good.
And it's so good.
Silky smooth.
He's silky smooth.
He does it.
It's done call and response with him and Homer.
And Bart is the Raven.
So every time it says Nevermore, it's Bart.
Yeah.
It's really good.
Driving Homer insane.
Yeah, driving Homer insane.
Which is totally the dynamic that they have.
That was like written.
Like that was so good.
It was very good.
As I said, it was well done, not funny, mostly the juxtaposition.
And it was funny with Bart and the Nevermore.
Driving him insane and stuff.
But it wasn't funny.
It was just done totally straight.
It was played completely 100% straight.
But one of the best versions of it I've ever seen of the Raven.
I mean, I'd much rather watch that again than read the damn poem again.
Yeah, I agree.
I almost bought a book at Costco that was all of Edgar Allan Poe's stuff.
It looked cool.
It had the gold edged pages.
Was it you I was talking to the other day about Edgar Allan Poe's?
And was he really crazy or was it just everybody thought he was crazy?
Read the bells and tell me he's not crazy.
Yeah.
Okay.
The bells, the bells, the bells.
Interesting.
I got to do more Edgar Allan Poe's.
Oh, the bells.
Maybe we should do some call for a book club.
We'll pick one each or two each or something.
Well, they're all just poems.
But I'm sure there's like analyzms of it or analyzms of it.
That would be like, okay, so basically this poem is...
Analysis.
Like people analyzing of them.
Analyzing them.
Yeah.
That would be your job.
We're getting cross-baded.
Yeah.
So what do you rate this?
Overall, I'd say four out of five Rule 34s.
Interesting.
Oh, boy.
Not really that funny, but really well done Halloween specials, you know?
You know what Rule 34 means?
I do.
That's why it was funny.
You know what the best example of Rule 34 I've ever seen is someone just posted a picture.
So Rule 34, if you're not familiar at home, is if there's anything exists, if two things exist,
there's somewhere on the internet where you could find porn of those two things fucking.
And one person's like, all right, do this.
And they showed a shopping cart, and then someone just immediately responded with a picture
of all the shopping carts put together at the grocery store and said, orgy.
And I'm like, fuck, that's so good.
That's so good.
That's so quick.
But no, it's a great watch, fun to watch.
You know, I wouldn't say it wasn't as funny as a regular episode, but it was better in
a lot of ways than a regular episode.
Yeah.
Well done.
I would put it pretty high up on my list if I had to rank these.
I think The Raven might be the best one I've seen.
I've only seen like the last 10 years of it or 15 years of it maybe.
And I'd say The Raven, it's one of the best things I've ever seen as far as that clip,
that Raven clip.
It's solid.
Solid fucking episode.
All right, let's go, Austin.
All right.
So I did, I didn't know which one to pick.
Lucky Borelli fucking never got back to me about which his favorite one was because he's
a huge Simpsons fan.
I know he has a favorite.
Never got back to me.
So then I just watched a bunch of top 10 treehouse things where it just kind of described a
bunch of like the best ones.
And I settled on a couple of their number ones, which was Treehouse of Horror 4 from season
one.
So we're going Clown Without Pity, King Homer, and Dial Z for Zombies.
Wait, that can't be right.
Oh, season, okay.
So are we talking wraparounds, The Devil, and Homer Simpson, Terror at 5 and a half feet,
and Bart Simpson's Dracula.
Okay.
The wraparounds one, I don't think.
That's Night Galley.
That's just him going through the...
I don't have Disney Plus.
I had this old TV my roommate left behind and it was a smart one and it had his Disney
Plus on it.
And I told him I'm going to piggyback off this for a while so I could finish Soka and shit
and Bad Batch.
And I guess he either stopped paying for it or he changed his password or something because
I went to go log on to watch these.
And so I had to like find bits and pieces on YouTube.
So I got three of them.
I don't know about wraparounds.
So wraparounds is just Bart and Maggie walking through...
They're doing a parody of Night Gallery, which is an old Twilight Zone.
Right, right.
And they're walking through paintings.
And that's how he introduces that.
So not every Treehouse of Horror has a through line, but most of the earlier seasons do.
So like a through line being in this case Night Gallery where it cuts back to Bart and
he goes to the next painting and shows the...
Do they do that?
They cut back to him each time?
I don't know.
They were bits and pieces.
I had to watch those three stories separately.
Some of them in separate videos because it's so copyright protected.
Some of them are skimmed through.
They kind of fast forward between gags and stuff.
So they don't...
It was weird, but I got most of it.
But the first one was The Devil and Homer Simpson where he's at work and he's ready to eat some donuts.
And there's nothing left.
And he's like, oh, it's soul for a donut.
And then Flanders shows up as the devil.
The devil is Flanders.
And he's like, Flanders, you're the devil?
He's like, it's always the ones you least expect, neighbor, you know?
And he makes him trade his soul for one donut.
But he's like, wait, so if I just save this last little piece, you don't get my soul.
And he's like, I outsmarted the devil.
And the animation on Flanders' devil is getting pissed off.
He turns into a real muscular fucking evil devil.
And he's like, you'll fucking eventually eat it.
And he doesn't eat the last piece.
But then he gets home.
He's really hungry.
And then he keeps the last piece of the donut on a plate in the fridge.
And it says, like, daddy's soul donut.
Do not eat.
Don't eat this.
And he eats it.
Forbidden donut.
He says that too.
Forbidden donut.
And then Flanders' devil comes back.
And he's like, Homer's fat.
He doesn't fit through the hell portal for a second.
And then Lisa comes in and is like, hey, wait, we have to have a trial about this.
So he has like a devil trial for his soul.
And don't they get interesting...
Flanders' devil is like, I get to pick the jury.
And it's like fucking John Hinckley and like just all these fucked up people.
Yeah.
Was O.J. Simpson?
Was he one?
No.
I forget.
It was a bunch of just weird random like people in history.
And then they do.
Then they get a shitty lawyer.
He's like, I was watching, what was it, Coach?
Some lawyer show.
I was watching it in a bar.
The volume was down, but I got the gist of it.
It was the lawyer that's in all of it, right?
I think so.
He's the bad lawyer.
What's his name?
Lutz?
But he's just a stereotypical...
He's a lawyer in all the season, but he's really bad at his job.
Right.
That guy.
And then it turns out that Homer's soul belongs to Marge.
Because of love.
And so it's like, oh, he's Marge's property.
And then he's like, all right, well, you won, but I'm going to give you something.
And he turns Homer's head into a donut.
So that's the end of that one.
But then it cuts to Homer eating his own head.
He keeps picking donuts off and eating it.
And Marge smacks his head and says, Homer, stop eating your own head.
And then it cuts to the...
Then it goes to the next one.
And so the next one is the school bus one where...
Terror at five and a half feet, which is a parody of Nightmare at 20,000 feet,
which is the Twilight Zone episode with the gremlin on the airplane.
So this one's a gremlin on Bart's school bus.
And he's like tripping out.
And nobody believes him.
And Skinner's there.
And he's just like, hey, is that a kid using his imagination?
I have to stop this right now.
Let's see.
Then he finds flares and he tries to flare the thing, the gremlin thing away.
I like the little creatures they come up with in Simpsons.
It has the same head shape as people most of the time.
So Matt Groening...
That three-eyed fish thing.
Matt Groening, dude, he's awesome.
Have you ever seen his...
He does Futurama, Simpsons, and he does that Enchanted Show, right?
And all of those...
The Enchanted Show?
Holy shit.
It's so funny.
It made me kill over.
I haven't watched that one yet.
There's one part, it's silly, but she's supposed to marry this guy.
And he's a fucking idiot.
She doesn't like him.
And he drops something and he's like...
And there's like a throne made of swords or something.
He's like, oh, I dropped something.
And he bends down and it stabs him and he dies.
I laughed so fucking hard at it.
Yeah, it's so good.
Dude, think about that.
Futurama, awesome.
Simpsons, awesome.
Fucking Enchanted, awesome.
Matt Groening hasn't missed.
We had the Futurama box set where it's a giant bender's head.
Oh, that's cool.
And you have all the seasons inside of it.
That's cool.
How much was that?
I don't know.
My dad bought...
He would always buy...
He bought us the entire Awkwatine Hunger Force seasons.
And when you go in there and it has all the episodes, you hit play all.
It literally plays all of them at once on the screen.
Oh, that's funny.
That's great.
But...
Yeah, so...
He makes the bus crash, essentially.
And Bart gets committed.
And as he's being driven away in the thing...
Oh yeah, the ultimate ha-ha from Ralph.
Or is it Ralph?
Yeah, not Ralph.
Nelson.
And yeah, he's getting committed for something he thought was real.
They're like putting him into the thing and Nelson's like, ha-ha!
And they're like getting fucking committed.
And the gremlin's in there with him, isn't it?
Yeah, he's driving away, he looks out the window and the gremlin's back.
And then that's the end of that one.
This one was probably my favorite.
This next one, Bart Simpson's Dracula.
They're like, oh, we have an invitation to go to this dinner in Pennsylvania.
And Burns is Dracula, like the movie Dracula.
And then Homer says something, he looks like a queer.
And then Dracula turns, I heard that.
Yeah, it's Mr. Burns.
And he's like, no, it was the boy.
And they go to a basement.
And him and Lisa, Bart and Lisa go into a basement.
There's a bunch of coffins everywhere and they're commenting.
And he's like, oh, it's just like grandpa's rest home.
And here's coffins everywhere.
And fucking Mr. Burns comes and he bites Bart.
Bart becomes a vampire.
Loves it.
He tries to kill Lisa and then his dad bursts in and he's like, what are you doing?
He flies out the window after turning into a bat.
Don't bite your sister. I told you don't bite your sister.
And then the grandpa comes in and he's like, we have to put a spike through his heart.
And he's like, how did you know Bart was a vampire?
What? He's a vampire.
Yeah, that's a good line.
And then it turns out that they kill Mr. Burns, I think, to reverse the head vampire.
And then Bart sees that his entire family are vampires and they're all like acting like they're going to kill him.
And then it just cuts to Charlie Brown dancing.
You see the Santa's little helper dog doing the little thing, the little kicky leg thing.
That's great.
And yeah, that one was great.
Give it a four out of five donuts.
Love it. Perfect.
I'm loving this episode so much. It's just reminiscing.
Brandon, what did you pick? What season?
I actually let my wife pick it.
Hell yeah.
Because I was telling her what we were watching. She's like, I just watched one. I couldn't finish it.
My wife.
My wife, exactly.
You can't have a mustache like that and not say my wife.
I let my wife pick it.
So I went to episode 33.
Episode 33.
Of the Treehouse of Horrors.
Wait, so season 34.
Season 34.
Episode 6.
So we're talking about, wait, which one? The Balbadoo?
Yes.
Okay. Perfect.
That's what it is.
The Pookadoo.
Pookadoo, Death Tome, and Symphony. Perfect. Let's do it.
So basically she described the first part of the episode and I had to kind of like translate her description through Google to figure out which episode it was.
Found out it was like the latest one on Disney Plus.
So I was like, okay, I could have just went to the last one and picked from that.
And she described the first episode, she couldn't make it through it because she said it was creepy.
And Marge is putting Maggie to bed and she's like looking at her shelf of books and she's like, what about, you know, she's named like three books and then the Pookadoo.
And then she goes down to the next shelf and she's like, this one, this one, the Pookadoo.
And then like, let's look over here.
And she's like, this one, the Pookadoo.
She's like, how many Pookadoo's do we have?
And it's only just the one.
Oh, just the one.
Just the one.
That's weird.
Okay. And then Maggie's like, yeah, she wants to read it.
So she starts reading it to her and it's a pop-up book.
And it's basically talking about how, you know, there's there's something that only certain people can see and it comes for them at night.
And like they keep going through it and everything.
And they stop reading it.
She tears up the book, Marge tears up the book and throws it away.
She's like, this is trash.
And puts Maggie to bed and they go to bed.
Wakes up in the middle of the night and Maggie's screaming in her bed.
She goes in there and the Pookadoo, the books in the in the bed.
And she's like, what?
And then she goes, takes it outside, burns it.
And then as she burns it, like smoke comes out, she inhales the smoke.
It's possessed by the Pookadoo.
And she's like, all right.
Yeah.
Now I got to kill the baby.
It's actually scary.
Like if you think about it from Maggie's point of view for a moment, forget that she's a cartoon character.
You just think for just a second, your mom coming back in.
Yeah.
It's kind of terrifying.
Maggie's badass, though.
She gets some, you know, crayon crayon gun, pretty much a crayon crossbow.
Yeah.
And like kind of like lures Marge into the basement after like the family leaves and she's trying to stop them.
She like spells their blocks like stay and she's like pulling on Homer.
He's like, oh, you just want daddy.
And it's like, you know, they all leave her and then they end up in the basement and whatever fighting for a minute.
And Maggie or Marge almost kills Maggie, but then Maggie like grabs her face, touches her face a certain way and basically breaks her out of it.
She exhales the demon.
That's the end of that one.
One was Death Dome.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Which was an anime style death note based on Death Note, which have you are you familiar with death note?
Yeah.
Are you familiar with death note?
I like that song.
There was a like a heavy metal fucking song for that.
What's up people by Maximum the Hormone.
That's a fucking ever put together.
It was I don't know if it was like one of those anime montages or if it was like actually a song from the show or the movie or something.
But I'm familiar with it.
Yeah.
You write their name in it and they die.
Yeah.
So she finds the book and this is done in a distinctly different anime Simpsons animation style.
This is done.
Who wrote it?
Ryan Carr.
Oh, that's cool.
One letter away.
The guy who we're just going to add that we're going to put that by Ryan Carr.
So this is done anime style and it looks fucking awesome.
The skin color isn't yellow anymore either.
They go with like traditional like you know.
I think there was one person that was yellow.
Maybe a couple.
No, never mind.
There's just no house.
His hair was that distinct blue.
I mean it is a Japanese show.
So I'm pretty sure they don't want to get people yellow skin.
They want to be racist.
Yeah, that's true.
That's a good call.
They let me do it instead.
By pointing it out.
Yeah, pointing it out is bad.
But yeah, Lisa finds the death tome and she the first person she kills is.
Well, this is after her reason for being so pissed off because in the anime Light Yagami,
he like he's not even mad at the world.
He just experiments with it and like gets into it.
But like with her, she's like pollution, litter, all this stuff.
She's like, is that who she is?
She's an environmentalist.
So she's that's why she then when it drops down, she picks it up.
Yeah, that's yeah.
She picks it up and that's when she's the first person she does it to was a criminal.
Snake.
Yeah, she kills snake.
She makes him have a heart attack.
I think that guy, you know, that hey, dude, the guy that always robs a poop.
Yeah, yeah.
But an anime version.
Did you guys play a Simpsons?
There's two car games.
Whatever you're going to say the taxi one.
Play them all.
Yeah, it run.
That's it.
Run.
So much fun.
So classic.
And then after that, she kills Mr. Burns because his company is the head of the Global Warming Co.
He's the head of Global Warming Co.
Yeah.
So she kills him.
She kills him, she puts in dies in his sleep and somehow he just like passes out during the interview and like he dies in a weird way.
Like she's like, well, that was unexpected.
Like it wasn't like just what she meant by dies in his sleep because she can't write the same death for anybody.
And so now it's like, well, now he's gone, but his company, they're still going to do what his wishing and the like death guy.
Oh, Shinigami.
Shinigami.
Yeah.
Played by Krusty, right?
I think so.
It's Krusty Shigami.
But he said his name, his real name was Krusty Gami.
No, it was like Bob Anderson or something.
It was like, oh, there's something like it was like a regular name.
Yeah.
And she's like, why is that your name?
It's a cool design for Krusty Babadook.
Yeah.
Or not Babadook.
Sorry.
Yeah.
Shinigami Krusty is pretty cool looking.
He is cool looking.
Because he like he looks like the Shinigami from the show, but also he has those Krusty features.
It's cool.
It was cool.
Yeah.
And so it's like she asked him, why is that your name?
He's like, well, a thousand years ago or whatever when I was born, it was a really popular name.
So.
But.
Oh, that's right.
Yeah.
Or Steve.
I think it was like Steve.
What's your name?
Like Steve.
Like Steve Anderson.
Steve Anderson.
It's like, well, it was popular back then.
Yeah.
So he basically brings up like Internet page of all of the different heads of the board.
And there's like a bunch of listed names.
She's like, well, I guess I got to start just writing all their names down and killing it's for a good cause.
And she starts just writing down all random deaths and she makes it through all theirs.
You get a montage.
Yeah.
All of them dying.
At one point a shark jumps out of a toilet and eats somebody.
And then a tiger or a lion jumps out.
No, no, no, no, no.
A shark comes out and then he comments on it.
The Shinigami, he's like, really?
Out of the toilet?
And she's like, yeah.
And then it does another.
Sorry.
He goes through it.
There's another page.
And you go to the next page.
She starts.
It's another montage of people dying.
And then a lion comes out of a toilet and eats somebody.
And then at one point she says, liquefy.
Like put them in a blender and liquefy.
But he's like, well, we just we just pureed or we just.
That was pureed.
It's a different.
It's a different state of whatever.
Different setting on the blender.
Because she's running out of ideas to kill people.
And then the last one she kills, she ends up killing the Shinigami.
She writes his name in the book and then he dies.
And she's like, all right, I'm now I'm free of it.
And then she turns into a shinnigami.
And then her Bart, because she Bart basically is going to reveal that she's the one who's killed all these people because you somehow figured it out.
If you're familiar with Death Note, have you seen this death note?
I haven't watched the show.
OK, so if you're familiar with Death Note, the whole appeal of it is the guy who has it, Light Yagami, he finds the book.
He's a high school student. He starts killing criminals with it.
There's a guy named a kid named L who's like another high school kid who's a genius.
He's like the Sherlock Holmes of Japan.
But he just goes by L because I mean, he's just he's genius.
But the whole time L is trying to narrow down who who he is.
And at one point, one of the most brilliant kind of like strokes of it is like he does a newscast, but only in one area, like in one province of Japan.
And the killings like stop for a bit.
And then he goes, listen, you motherfucker, I only played that one area.
I know where you're from. I know.
Like I now I've narrowed it down.
And so like he's but like Yagami can't kill L because he doesn't know his name, which is in this.
Yeah.
Basically, that's Bart was L and then she's like, wait a minute.
Zoom back and it says L like E.L.
And then she's like, wait a minute, even more.
And it's L Bartow, which is his which is his famous graffiti tag that he's been doing since forever.
So she figures out it's Bart and she's going to write his name down.
And that's when he like stops her.
It's like, you can't kill me. And then that's when she kills the Shinigami and then turns into a Shinigami.
And now she's following Bart.
And that's the end of the episode, at least that part of the episode.
Really good, really good pair.
Like you're talking about like the Raven was a good adaptation.
Death Tome was a good parrot, good parody that kept the it wasn't serious.
Of course, it was funny, but like so good, so well done.
See, I also like the next part, Simpson's World, which was my favorite.
I loved it. I absolutely loved it.
My absolute favorite, absolute top tier.
It might be my favorite one of all.
I love Westworld and Simpsons. I enjoy I'm not I'm not like a super fan.
I haven't seen a lot of the episodes, but I've seen random bits of it, you know, and I enjoy it.
But like this one was it was silly.
You know, it's basically Westworld, but Simpsons and they are doing the Homer on Homer versus the Metro.
I think it was called the the monorail monorail.
So it's Homer inside the monitor.
So I've seen all 36 seasons, 35 seasons of Simpsons.
I've seen every episode of the show.
And so this episode is like if you've seen them all, it's the episode because I would go to the Simpsons World.
Because all bits and pieces from all the other episodes, they're referencing so many stuff.
So it's like picture Westworld.
But like you go in and so it opens with and it trips you out because it opens with Homer on the monorail.
And like but there's some dudes going, let's get drunk.
It's the monorail. Let's get drunk.
Whatever it's like. So it's a different thing.
And then when they pour beer down his throat, the basically breaks the robot and like he bonks his head and they grab him and take him back down like to underground.
But as they're taking him down, it does a walk through of the park.
And you see so much fucking bullshit.
You see a Homer, you see a Homer and these teenagers, there's a hedge.
It's like, hey, man, there's the hedge. Go on the fucking edge.
And they push him in the hedge and he just goes, he like disappears into it like the meme, which, of course, people want to see it.
It's so funny. There's like so many little back.
I'm going to probably end up rewatching just that that montage a few more times to see all the little things.
Catch him. Yeah, because they there's a few good ones.
Yeah, but they get him down, you know, work to work on him.
Homer ends up grabbing the tablet, making himself hyper self-aware.
Yeah. And so he increases his little bars, increases his self-awareness to the top.
He knows that he's not a robot anymore.
And so basically it kind of becomes like Westworld where it's kind of like the robots are trying to escape.
You know, first thing he does is goes and finds his family and he gives Lisa full self-awareness.
She starts freaking out. He's like, maybe too much.
I'm a robot. Oh, my God. I don't know if I can survive.
Takes it back just a little.
OK, I'm a robot and I could deal with that. How are we going to escape?
Yeah, it's very good.
And, you know, after getting the whole family back together, they, you know, kind of make their escape.
Wait, Lisa, find me the hottest March. Yes.
That was a great one. Find me the hottest March.
He gets his family together.
Yeah. And then they end up making their escape and end up in Bob's world, Bob's Burgers world.
Oh, so they exit out through a tunnel and Linda and Linda is serving them burgers from Bob's Burger.
Have you guys seen that Archer episode where Archer switches bodies with Bob?
But they end up and Linda just starts singing a little silly song.
There's a there's a Treehouse of Horror themed burger on the on the wall.
It's really great. And then it zooms out.
And you see all of them. You see Rick and Morty World.
You see Futurama World. You see.
Oh, God, what were the other ones?
Futurama. American Dad, maybe?
I think American Dad. Family Guy for sure. Yeah.
But yeah, it was like all the big. Oh, SpongeBob. SpongeBob.
There's a pineapple one. Yeah. So it's like Westworld.
So cool. You should do an episode on like the big three animated movies, like the Bob's Burger movie, the Simpsons movie.
South Park and the South Park movie.
Would you say Bob's Burger? I'd say Bob's Burger movie just because that's the last one.
I love the Bob's Burger movie. The Family Guy movie is a little old.
The Family Guy movie is super old.
Unless you talk about the Star Wars movies. Is there a Family Guy movie?
There's one where it's it's it's Brian and Stewie go look for Stewie's like real dad or something.
Those little names from TV movies. I like those.
I remember it being on DVD. Yeah. Well, everything was on DVD.
I don't think they were movie. Like they haven't had a theatrical release movie.
We're talking Bob's Burger, South Park, Simpsons are the three.
Do you want to do those TV show one day? Maybe we should do that for that that biweek we have.
Yeah, we could. I'm not we don't have to do it all in one week.
We could absolutely do a month. There's so many South Park movies you can watch like a foot.
Well, bigger, longer and cut, which would be the main one.
Way too long to get the joke on the name. Yeah.
But holy shit, it's a good one.
That's one of my favorites. I watch that yearly. I watch the Simpsons movie years.
I watch. I've now seen Bob's Burger like three or four.
We saw that together in the theater. Yep. Yeah.
That was a special little brother and I think that we did first little I think the only time we've ever been in my teenager.
Yeah. We were with this kid. He's quiet. We can go. You can see a movie with me anytime.
It was great. He was well behaved. He's a great movie goer. I appreciate it.
Yeah. So what do you rate your episode? Five out of five broken robot homers broken robot.
But I didn't see the aliens. I would have said hot hot marked robots. So.
At least I don't remember seeing the thing. Maybe the part. Oh, dude.
And when they were zooming out of the park, when they know or when they're walking through the park, it's kind of a background thing.
Gotcha. That makes sense. They're probably visiting the park. Wait.
No, the last one actually might have been the book at the very, very end.
Its number. It's this one.
Yeah, yeah. It's the book at the very end. Watch.
Because it opened like this, right? Yeah. Yeah. Then it's this right here.
The aliens right at the very end. That's them. Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Oh, yeah. My my mine was there. OK. Yeah.
Mine was the gremlin episode where they're it cuts to them in the ship.
I thought that gremlin was real and the gremlin shows up on their spaceship.
It always gets the aliens. So I watched all of them.
I watched every single one. I watched all three X speed. Did you get to three X on that?
You know what? No, two X is fine. I've seen them all before.
So I just wrote down some of my favorites. I won't go into super detail.
I've just briefly kind of cover. I was going to do you can actually find attached to this video linked below.
Hopefully, maybe this is no this is October. This comes out. I got time linked below for the first time ever video in link.
Look for the I'm going to I'm going to rank these from from worst to best.
And when I say worse, there's not any that I there's not any that are bad.
Yeah. So least favorite to most favorite. I think. Yeah.
I think the one I wrote down that I like the most. So you didn't mention that Homer's punishment in hell was eating the doughnut.
Yeah, they make him. So yeah. Yeah. When Homer gets sent to hell in net in his Homer, Homer and the devil, his thing is he's on a conveyor belt.
And they're just you like donuts so much, then you're going to eat it all lifetime supply.
And it's just it's just a conveyor belt of four donuts at a time or two at a time. Just going to his mouth. He's like more.
More, please. Now he's getting bigger and bigger. More. They run out of donuts. He's like, who do you say?
He's like, oh, that guy didn't last that one get last guy didn't last 15 minutes.
So my favorite episode is number 25. I think part one.
No, it'd be. Yeah. Twenty six. Part one, which is school is hell.
School is hell is stop reading the list, guys.
Rest your eyes and listen. I know it's distracting. I was doing it to school as hell is great.
I was reading how it had episodes that aren't even out yet.
And it's already telling you what they're about. You were reading and I didn't want you to do it.
I will tell you if you have questions, ask the guy that just bought every single one.
I wrote down that you're going to like the clockwork yellow one.
You ever decide to watch that? It's a perfect parody of clockwork orange.
Perfect. And the penis instead instead of it being a penis, it's like a penis.
I bet it's like a thing that actually exists. But it's a they call it like a wooly or something.
But it's a I'm sure you would know what it is, Mike, because it seems like an older mascot that but Moe has it in his apartment.
And if you're familiar with the movie Clockwork Orange, they find a penis sculpture and then they rape that woman.
And this they find a thing that looks a lot really phallic mascot thing.
And Moe's like, no, not my whatever. And then they beat him to near death.
And then it cuts to him having his eyes open and he's looking and he's like, this is the only way I can watch TV nowadays.
And he has to and he takes them off himself, which is kind of a fun thing.
But my favorite school is hell. Bart gets sent to hell.
And he gets sent to a hell school and it's demons walking around.
And he's like a little demon himself. And he goes and it's like he's got like a principal and a superintendent.
They're double headed. They're demon. He gets put into class and the teachers up there and he's and he's like kind of going with it.
And the teachers like, all right, kids, somebody robs an old woman and, you know, she dies of a heart attack.
What's in the what's an appropriate? No, no, someone robs a bank.
What's like an appropriate punishment of that? And then you have like boring answers or someone's just like torture.
It's like, yeah, I guess torture is fine. And then it's like, like, I don't know.
And then and then Bart's like, how about if you force fed them money until their stomach exploded with it?
And then she's like, oh, yeah, that's really good.
And so Bart starts excelling in hell school and he starts killing it.
And then he gets the parents come down and everyone tells everyone tells them like, yeah, your son's really good at this.
And they are proud of him. And it's awesome. So Bart just kills it. I thought it was super funny.
There's a bunch of little like one of the things is you pass by a classroom and there's a kid getting force fed donuts from that scene from from.
So it covers a lot of the because it's one of the more recent twenty twenty six episodes.
It has a lot of references to other parts of hell that we've seen in the show.
There's so many callbacks to other treehouse of horrors within the treehouse of horrors themselves.
There's a few opening bits where they do the full they do a horror.
They do a horror version of that from school to finish where they'll like have a bunch of like bullshit.
They did one that was Stephen King themed, I think, where it just had a bunch of Stephen King shit that they were going through.
School is hell is great. I really love the shitting.
The shitting is one of the most classic ones. It's season six. It's the first part of it.
It's of course the shining. But at one point Willie, who's the groundskeeper, who would be the black guy and then the shining, he reads Bart's mind and he's like, oh, you got the shitting.
And Bart's like, don't you mean the shining? And he smacks it with no, the shitting.
Like they do like one of those copyright where we can't call it that.
And that one's great. All work and no all work and no play makes makes Homer something something.
And March goes, go mad. Don't mind if I do. And then chases her around.
That's one of the best fucking lines of all time. Like so good.
They eventually get into the snow and they all sit down and they all television.
They bring out a little television and all freeze to death.
So instead of that last bit of Jack Nicholson frozen, it's the whole family watching a little TV. Fucking great.
Absolutely love it. I like the nightmare on Evergreen Terrace, season seven, part two, Nightmare on Elm Street, rip off, of course.
Groundskeeper Willie is the one who dies and becomes Freddy Krueger in this.
The reason he dies is ridiculous. It's like they're having a meeting about should we do something about the super fire hazard in the boiler room?
And they're like, no, it's like, but the firefighter department is offering as a free service. They're like, no, let's move on.
And then Willie's down there. He catches on fire. He runs up, runs into the room. He's like, help, help, help.
And they all go sit down. We're in the middle of something. He sits on the chair. They show what they're doing.
He stands up. He's like, I'm going to get all of you and then burns to death.
And then it scoops himself up in a little dustpan and puts himself in the trash.
Then he starts that he starts attacking kids in their dreams.
And just think this is the Simpsons. This is Bart and all of them. This is Willie. It's phenomenal.
When he becomes a spider, it's like a bagpipe spider because he's Willie.
He becomes like the a bunch of like it all takes place at the school.
A lot of it. A bunch of the kids die in their dreams.
Like Ralph falls asleep in the middle or Martin. They do a test.
The teachers like, all right, everybody, here's a three hour standardized test.
You know, knock yourselves out. And immediately Martin Prince is like done.
And she's like, all right, well, rest quietly. And he goes, reward well deserved.
He sleeps and dies in his sleep. Fucking love it. Really good.
Maggie saves the day by putting her binky inside the bagpipe of Willie,
which is not the first or last time she will use her binky to save to solve all the problems.
At one point, the super collider creates a tiny black hole and Lisa takes it home.
And everybody starts throwing their junk inside of it. Right.
And they all get sucked in. And when they get to the other side, the aliens are like, thanks for all the stuff.
We love it. We put a whole society around your around your gifts.
And over is like, yes, no, that's just our Mars covers his mouth. Yep. Gifts.
And so they live there. But Maggie just throws her binky up and it just gets stuck in it and stops the black hole.
It's very great. I love desperately seeking Xena and that's seeking with the X in the front.
But that is comic book man is so this is fantastic for where Bart and Lisa becomes she becomes super strong like the thing.
And but she looks she just gets buff and Bart becomes stretchy and immediately starts doing shenanigans.
First thing is sticking his arm out, going all the way around and like knocking on the or like going around tapping like skin on the shoulder, whatever, knocking on the door, poking or whatever.
Whatever it is, it's shenanigans. They go after comic book guy. Comic book guy has this as again one of the most quotable Simpsons lines where Xena Lucy Lawless is sitting at comic book guy shop and there's a bunch of nerds.
Excuse me, but in an episode, an episode number of whatever you were writing in on a winged Arabian.
But when the but then later we saw you on a winged chestnut horse.
Can you explain what happened there? And she tells them whenever something happens like that inside the show, a wizard did it.
And then it's like, but what about a wizard? And she's like, they're like, OK.
And then comic book guy busts in. He's got a metal clappy thing.
He gets her by the breastplate and he starts bringing her up and she's like, just got to remove this breastplate.
And she looks down at all the nerds with their phones up and she goes, forget it. And she gets taken by comic book guy.
I love that. He puts her in mint condition by putting her in like a wrap like all the other celebrities that he's taken.
He wants her mint condition. He's going to make you my wife. And then, of course, the kids come and they beat him up.
And it's a it's a fun ending. I'm going to save my favorite one for last. It's my absolute.
This is like got me so good. But I'll say that for last. We have.
Reaper Madness season 15 first part. So good. It's the Reaper comes for March and Homer.
No, the Reaper comes for part and Homer fights him off and they kill the Reapers.
He then picks up the cloak, puts it on, gets a Reaper hand and becomes the Reaper and everyone he touches.
So he does his job. But then, like, there's a few, of course, either at a baseball game with him in part.
And there's a lot of people in front of him. So he just excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
They're all just fucking dying as he just gets to the front.
Wasn't there wasn't there a family guy where Peter becomes death? Yeah. Yeah.
I wonder if they. Yeah. And death was a Norm MacDonald, I think.
Yeah, I think this was a little bit. Well, whatever. Yeah, they did have tiny little reference to that, I guess, or rip off of it.
But yeah, that was funny. A lot of good moments and that liked it.
We have Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, which is Mr. Mr. Smith. That's 19 season 19 part two. That's a good parody.
That's a fun, cool parody when Homer with his sniper rifle shoots off her silver wig and then the blue hair pops up and he realizes it's March.
It's so good when they get to the house, all the secret weapons and shit that they used to fight each other.
It's masterfully done. It's one of those like they did a good job with this one. Really like it.
Clockwork Yellow is great. Stop the World I Want to Goop Off is a classic Twilight Zone one where Bart and Milhouse get a stopwatch that freezes time.
So they start doing a bunch of shenanigans all over the goddamn place. A really good bit is where Homer's trying to eat a donut.
And he every time he gets a donut, it's disappearing before he puts his mouth and when all of it disappears, he grabs a gun.
It puts it to his head and they replace it with banana. He's like, no, he was going to fucking kill himself because he ran out of donuts.
So fucking good. Speaking of donuts, I forgot to write this one down, but the time travel one, which I can't remember what it is, but Homer has a he can't he tries to fix the broken toaster and he goes downstairs and whatever.
When he when he puts toast in and pushes it down, he goes back to prehistoric times. He creates a time machine with this toaster and he goes, oh my God, don't do anything.
My dad, my it cuts to a flashback of Abe going, if you ever go back in time, don't touch anything. It can have an effect.
He's like, OK, and then he accidentally steps on a bug and it goes back. Every time he goes back, it's this crazy new thing.
And it's like part of the appeal of this episode. So the first time he goes back, Ned is like the overlord God and he's turning everybody into like sweater vest wearing like Ned, Ned, or he knows.
And they're all like super happy to get sent to the factory, whatever. So he escapes that he goes back. He's like, OK, don't do anything.
He accidentally does something and comes back. There's a bunch of other ones, but one of the one of the best ones before he goes back and starts purposely fucking shit up like he actually coughs on something, which causes a T.
Rex to to then die, which causes a chain. He kills fucking everything and he goes back and he when he comes up in the basement, he's in a Victorian mansion and all of those his family are perfectly dressed.
And they're like, Hello, Father, you know, if you if you come to enjoy what a beautiful day.
And he's like, I have he sits down. He's like, I'll have a donut, please. And they're like, what is that? And he goes, he goes, no, no, no. And he leaves.
Right. It's a perfect life. And right when he leaves donuts start raining down from the sky and Bart goes, oh, it's raining again.
And so it was like the perfect fucking world that he could have ever lived in. And I love that he did it.
We have. So the goof off one, they break the watch and they're stuck for like 20 or like 10, 12 years.
So they become adolescent, like teenage Millhouse and Bart and living and they're trying to preserve their family.
But like their family's heads are coming off, you know, it's like everyone's like like dying.
And so it's a real twisted dark ending. But then they use Ralph, I think, as a scapegoat.
They put him in front of the mob that was about to kill them for doing all the shenanigans. Very good.
Blackboard Yellow. That was great. Homer's Zilla was great for two reasons.
They do an old school black and white Godzilla Homer as Godzilla with poorly dubbed laughter is what they even say during it and a bunch of cool things.
And then if that ends with Homer, the actor as Homer Zilla, like accidentally falling off set and the and like the producers or whatever, be like, get back up there.
And then it cuts to a TV of somebody being like, that's what made it so great is the mistakes and like how poor budget it was.
Now, let's put a hundred million dollars or let's put a few hundred million dollars into this to make a few million dollars.
And so then they remake Homer Zilla. And so you see a remake of Homer Zilla where it's all big budget and stuff.
And so that was like a cool nod because it it acknowledged the industry, the remake of it all.
And it did an homage to the original and the new stuff. So that was a cool. I really liked that. That was season twenty seven part two.
Like Cora Lisa is done like Coraline, not exactly the same the same art style, but it's very cool. It's like claymation.
She finds a door in her inner wall. She goes to the other side.
There's button eyed version of her family. And what makes that one fun and weird is that eventually Homer comes over to the other side.
And the family comes over to the button side and start putting their eyes and Homer realizes, oh, shit, the button wife is like hot and ready to like she's she's into me.
So he brings both. He like double wives it back at the house and like becomes a weird brother, wife, sister, wife situation with the whole double family thing.
Great. Multipli Multipli Lisa Multipli Lisa. So multiplicity, but Multipli Lisa is split. But it's Lisa has Nelson Millhouse and Bart in a in a chained up and she comes in and she does the whole multiple personality the whole time.
She's a little British person, whatever, whatever, whatever. And it's because it's all because she ends up killing them all. It's all because Bart on one of her papers wrote a few joke answers to her like perfect paper.
So she got an F and her teachers like finally I can punish that little nose, that little uppity, whatever, like her teacher hates her.
And so she gave her an F and Lisa. That's the reason she snapped and started like killing everybody, which is totally Lisa.
I put death tome and the Simpsons world as some of my tops, but I think one of the better ones is eight, which is seven. So it's it's it's so it's Lisa's sequel to seven.
It's Lisa's a a a detective and it actually kind of has a fun little a fun little twist in a way. So it's she there's a few deaths of her of different students and each each one is like Sherry is the first is what the message is in blood.
Then she finds Ralph is the first written in blood and she finds this person is the first written in blood and she's like, wait a minute, how can they all be the first if we're finding and they keep like making a thing where they keep finding more and more and more and more and more desperate.
They're all this is the first. And then she realizes because when she meets Terry, the twin of Sherry, she's like, wait a minute, like why do you say older sister?
It's like, well, Sherry was born first. And that's what it hits Lisa first. These are all first borns. And that's when she knows that like the next one is for a 10 minute for whatever.
What a cool little twist, right? Like what a fun little what they could have done with seven. That's a fun little whatever they didn't do a what's in the box.
I did see someone recently teach their toddlers. I think every time they get a package from you from UPS to be like what's in the box, which is kind of great.
I forgot what telepaths of glory was, but I wrote that down as a good one.
So my favorite one and I loved all these and there's so many amazing references throughout this. The Kodos and King like those are great.
The they do some like I think the guy that did Ren and Stimpy's did an entire intro in that weird style of art.
They do a lot of homages to things that are like small like they'll do opening credits.
They'll give some like they'll give someone the opportunity to do the opening credits and it'll be like its own unique thing.
It's great. But my absolute favorite, it's done in a unique little style.
It's it's the grand pumpkin millhouse and it's season 20.
I think the fourth part and it's so good. It's very cute. The art style and it's of course the great pumpkin Charlie Brown and it's Millhouse believes in the great pumpkin or the grand pumpkin.
Even though in the very beginning, Bart's like Bart's like Millhouse for the for the last time, I made that up to mess with you.
And Millhouse is like you're testing my faith in the grand pumpkin and I won't let you.
And so he goes out to the to the field and Lisa, everyone comes makes fun of him and they're all dressed up like the Charlie Brown crew and I fucking love it.
And they and Lisa goes like I'll stay with them because I don't want them to get hurt or get cold or whatever.
And she falls asleep and Millhouse he's like, oh my God, it's the grand pumpkin.
She wakes up and she's like where? He's like, no, I'm just practicing in case I saw the great pumpkin.
She's like, no, you son of a bitch. And she looks up at the school and she sees all the Charlie Brown dancing.
Right. Like like you saw in yours. And she's like, I missed the whole party because of this.
And so she goes there and Millhouse is just sitting there and he said and he cries and his tear lands on a pumpkin and a giant pumpkin pops up and he goes, oh my God, it's the grand pumpkin.
And he goes, yes, I am real. And he goes, oh my God, this is wonderful.
And he says something like, like, let's go have some pumpkin pie or whatever.
And immediately the public is like, wait a minute. You eat us? And he's like, oh God, what are you talking about?
And he walks into the party and he sees the kids carving out pumpkins. He's like, oh God, no, no.
And he and someone's like, you want some seeds? And he's like, you you roast the unborn.
No, you monsters. And he starts just killing kids left and right, murdering them all.
And and then eventually somebody comes in and imagines a something else, a hot dog or something.
Homer imagined something. They have a. No, it was. Oh, God, because they freak out, too, that when they find out happens to them.
But fuck, it's someone else imagined something. There's a big fight at the end. But God, that the grand pumpkin fight.
So that's the thing. I watched that episode. I went down a rabbit hole in that episode.
Then I went and researched about what plants feel or whatever. Holy shit. What plants feel?
Oh, like if you mow your grass, it's screams. It's how high are you?
I'm pretty high. I'm pretty high. I'm pretty high. What do plants feel?
Yeah, dude, Dario was just telling me that that eyelids are made up of the same sort of material that plant leaves are made of.
So they can actually see shapes. They can sense shapes.
So they did like an experiment where they had a bunch of plants and they sent in somebody who just starts screaming at him and super mean and aggro the whole time.
And then they sent him into the room and he didn't say a word and the plants shrunk back from him.
But then they sent in someone singing and doing a bunch of nice stuff like, you know, all this stuff.
And they leaned forward and opened up when he came in and didn't say anything.
So plants are aware of us. The happening is more happening than we thought.
Do your thing, Mark Wahlberg.
The people have found.
Have you seen the happening? Yeah, a long time ago.
That has the fucking killed himself.
That was the one of the best openings to any movie is the mass suicides.
That has got me stuck, ripped me so good. I was like, holy fuck, this is those construction workers just jumping off their fucking ledges or whatever.
So what are you doing? And like, oh, dude. But anyway, all the transformers killing themselves.
Yeah. But anyway, yeah, I I rate trios for what?
But I rate trios for all of them. Five out of five.
God, I don't even know. Five out of five.
Krodos and K. Five five out of five speeds, five X speeds. Yeah, five out of five X speed.
No, five out of five Kodos and Kodos and K because they're in every episode.
I love that. Yeah, they're great.
So that has been our The Simpsons Trios of Horror. And with that, it's been our whole.
Yeah, you know what? Yeah, that's the end. With that, everybody, this has been the end of our 17 nights of Halloween.
Wow. How many nights is it? Hey, let's I don't know.
We don't know. It's twenty one or something. We don't know.
Can we go back to that list of the treehouse and go to the ones that aren't released yet?
The one that's coming up. Oh, yeah. So the ones that are coming out.
Let's just guess. Let's do a pre-review. All right. Pre-review of OK, the Pacific Rim one.
And then there's going to be one for Venom called Denim.
So Denim absolutely is somebody going to get a new denim jacket or something.
It's going to start talking. It's going to have the symbiote in it.
You know who I think it might be? It could be Snake.
The criminal. Yeah. Hey, dude. And he gets a new denim jacket.
And he he starts killing everybody. Or Homer.
Well, no, we've already had one where Homer gets hair implants from Snake and he ends up taking over Snake's personality.
So I don't know if they do that again. That's going to be my vote is that it's Snake gets a new denim jacket or he steals a new denim jacket.
It has the symbiote. He starts killing everybody.
And then some funny way he dies or gets defeated. They can do some Spider-Man reference.
Maybe someone. I don't know how they're going to do Pacific Rim because that's not scary at all.
No, but they not everyone is scary.
Specific Rim. That's that's going to be there's going to be some kind of Kaiju.
You're going to have Kaiju. You're going to have. Oh, no, you're going to Professor Fink.
He's going to Frank. He's going to say something like he's going to.
Which number was the one where they did the homage to Homer Zilla?
Oh, God, that was season twenty seven. So maybe they're going to fight or number twenty seven.
So not that far back. Oh, that's the one where they also did. Oh, Telepassive Glory. There we go. Chronicle.
They do a good hand cam Chronicle.
Have you guys seen Chronicle where the three teenagers get telekinesis?
But in this one, it's funny because Bart doesn't get it and it's just Millhouse and Lisa and Millhouse immediately goes bad.
But it's funny because like they're just learning their powers and the next scene he's already just fucking shit up.
And she's like, you know what? Honestly, that took longer than I expected for Millhouse to lose his mind.
They actually do a sausage party where they're all candy inside of a bucket.
And it's done in the style of like computer animated sausage party.
It actually looks pretty cool where they're trying to they're like throwing up.
He throws up his dad as a candy like senior mints.
He throws that up to like the teenagers who are coming up to grab.
They're in a bowl in the front yard and then they take the woman comes in and she goes, oh, yeah.
She comes in, she takes the bowl and she puts it on top of her shelf.
And they're like, we made it.
And the Easter bunny chocolate is up there.
He's like, no, you're just going to be stuck up here forever now.
And Homer eats the whole family cannibalizes Easter bunny while it screams in pain, which is just awesome.
So the Pacific Rim episode, maybe they fight Homer's Zilla.
Oh, they could.
That could be a Homer Zilla fight. And then the to be announced one.
What do you what what what what what came out this year that do you think?
I think it's going to be like either twisters or alien twisters.
They could totally do.
Well, yeah. Has there been any other?
I wish that they would do more Jordan Peele stuff.
I wish they would do Nope, Get Out or Us.
I don't care which one I would want them to do any.
He has three movies. Which was the alien one?
No, I know. Get out.
Nope could absolutely be the two aliens.
Yeah, that in the back lot to Universal.
They had no one of the sets like the set of the like Western town.
That's so cool. Yeah, that's dope.
I love it. It appears they're going to do a full episode to on top of those this year.
Yes.
The treehouse for presents Simpson's wicked this way comes, which I think is now.
Now, this last season or actually a couple of seasons ago.
Yeah. So season 34. So we're on we're on 35 has been out.
So 34 has two treehouse sports.
There's a traditional treehouse for which has Death Note and the one that you saw.
But there's also that came out the episode before that treehouse for presents.
Not it and not it to part two.
And it is a full 22 minute Simpson's episode where they do the part one and part two of it where crusty is Pennywise.
And he's trying to get laughs, not like he's trying to get laughs, which is of course crusty.
Like that's a crusty thing. And was it wicked?
Not even out in theaters yet, though. That's this one.
But no wicked this way comes is wicked. You don't think he's going to be wicked?
No, because wicked is wicked is something wicked this way comes as a thing to play.
It's a dark fantasy novel by Ray Bradbury. There we go.
Oh, that's the guy who did Martian Chronicles. Yeah, that's cool.
But no wicked is the story of the wicked witch of the West.
That's the one that's based on a Broadway play.
I've just seen a preview or something. A nephela or whatever her name is.
She has a name. It's not wicked witch of the West. She wasn't born with that name.
That's actually perfect because the treehouse of horrors is a bunch of little stories like put together into one episode.
And that's exactly what Martian Chronicles was.
They were all connected, but they're all like complete their own separate isolated stories.
Did I read Martian Chronicles? No, I told you to read it.
You bought it with like a credit on something or something. Did I read it?
Don't know. The Martian Chronicles? No. I don't know. I forgot.
If you do, we'll do a book review. Yeah, re-perfume.
So, all right, everybody. This is. Thank you so much for Joan.
OK, was that worth it? Was that worth it, Austin? That little bit.
No, no, no. Actually, this goes beyond the Simpsons thing because we this is the end of this is the end of it all.
Thank you so much. Wait, wait, wait, whoa, that was scary. That was a little scary.
I did look right at Mike when I said it. No, everybody.
We've been right. We've been right. We've been probably put a gun in your mouth.
Thanks for joining us for this Halloween specials. We've done a bunch of them.
We've had a lot of fun. Some of them better than others when it comes to what we had to watch.
But this has been great. Hope you guys had a good time. We're horror centric.
We've sort of been that's in our theme here sort of since the beginning.
And well, it's really now it's the Southfield Simpsons team.
But thanks anyway. Thanks for joining me with me as always is Michael.
He if we were to do if we were to do a parody of a horror movie, I would want him to play that grumpy old veteran in that where he's blind
and he's injecting cum into that girl to get her pregnant.
That's the worst part of it. But he's also hunting down those teenagers, whatever that movie is called.
Larson, I have no idea what you're watching anymore.
If Brandon was we have Brandon David, it's got to be musical.
Oh, wait, no, stop. No, stop it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. OK. It's Brendan. We'll have to finish this strong, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.
He shipley up to Boston, brings the joints that we get lost in.
He's definitely not Austin, he's Brandon Shipley.
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I'm still not here.
You fucked.
And I have been your host, Andy Rice.
This has been our Halloween.
Wait for all of our Christmas specials coming up in just a couple months.
We're going to start recording those now.
Thank you very much.
Alright, love you guys.
Bye.
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