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Chillin' chillin sensors
and happy, happy Halloween everybody.
It is weirdly enough, night 16 of the 17 nights of Halloween.
We've had a good.
I know, I was so bad at planning these nights,
but this is it.
We're doing a live watch of a Terrifier 2,
which came out in 2022.
As you, if you're a fan of the show
and you somehow have seen, you've been on our Patreon
and if you watched our review of the original Terrifier,
it is one of the most controversial movies on this pod.
It's one of the most derisive movies that we've reviewed.
There's definitely some fans, cough cough, Zach.
One fan.
And then there's the rest of us that.
Oh, and Kevin from the Glitch Parkadium.
Oh, and Kevin from Glitch Parkadium.
And I, you know what, maybe I was a little too harsh.
I know that a friend of mine watched Terrifier
knowing that, like he had listened to our episode
and then he watched Terrifier and he's like,
I think maybe you're a little too harsh about it.
So maybe this is gonna be better.
So without further ado.
Oh, actually with more ado.
Actually.
That's just a little bit more ado.
I think we should just peel back the curtains
since this is one of the last nights of Halloween.
Obviously it's been prerecorded during other episodes.
Cause you could tell that we're wearing the same fucking clothes.
Yes.
All three of us, we just matched all three of our outfits
at the same time.
Yeah.
I feel like I have never seen Terrifier 1.
I'm starting with Terrifier 2.
I don't think the lore matters, really, from what I've heard.
I think I'll be okay.
The funny, what I do imagine is that whatever movie
I watch after this is going to be so soothing
and just enjoyable, which is funny
because I still haven't watched any of our movies this week.
I have to watch them tonight when we get back from the show.
Oh, you thought it was gonna be.
It's not.
So I'm watching Terrifier 2 and then The Grinch.
Oh, The Grinch Stole Christmas.
And honestly, spoiler,
but that's one of the most adult movies ever made too.
So if you're looking, this might not, The Grinch might not.
Is it the Jim Carrey one?
Yes.
Okay.
And then what was the other one?
Oh, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer 1992, the movie.
That's gonna be a, I'm so glad I'm gonna be drunk.
Yeah.
When we get back here, we're doing laughs against lymphoma.
If you were there, thank you for coming.
If you weren't, then I guess you're pro cancer.
Yes, fuckers.
And we're locked and loaded.
We got our beers.
He's a little upset because I like my gelatos
and he doesn't.
I'm gonna lose all my fan base.
I don't like gelatos.
It tastes like puke to me.
And we're watching Terrifier and I'm drinking a gelato.
I got my waste bucket right here
just in case I need to throw up.
With the first, yeah.
And then I'll be, just think about this.
How I am with germs.
The fact that that one guy came and took his shirt off
and Jason sat down on my couch.
If you throw up in my living room,
even if it all goes in the bucket,
it's still gonna make it so that I have to move out
or something.
I'm not gonna be able to live in here anymore.
Well, thank you for letting me move in here.
I'm staying in the murder room with Randy.
Andy was so kind to let me move into his place.
Also was, I also.
Share utilities with him
and be here for the next few months.
I'll be here every episode.
So thank you.
Yeah, I mean, hey, listen,
is it worth it to have you on each episode?
You just accepted me living here.
You were supposed to be like, wait a minute, no.
I don't know, it might be worth it.
We like having you on the pod.
So.
We like it, we don't love it.
It's all right.
Andy, I gotta show you this.
As soon as I snap my fingers,
you will forget that you were ever gay.
Huh.
It's a big part of my life I'm drawing a blank on now.
For some reason, I just keep.
The man's too good.
I just keep.
What happens is I think about like,
oh, there was that time I went to that one Blink-182 concert
and then it's just a blank and now I'm covered in jizz
and I don't know why.
So.
Whatever you did to me, stop it.
I forgot he does improv.
He's good.
The joke that I saw was a guy was like,
when I snap my fingers,
you will forget that you were ever gay.
He's like, wait.
And he snapped his fingers.
He's like, I was never gay.
He's like, yeah, exactly.
He's like, you can't just do that.
No, now I'm just.
Huge chunks of my life are missing.
It's real, that guy is a god.
It's like I'm a werewolf that I just wake up every now
and then just covered in jizz.
I don't know how it happens.
It's like, what keeps happening to me?
Just keep up ending up naked in a field covered in jizz.
It's me, Andy.
It's Randy.
Well, that's been five minutes.
You'll never get back, ladies and gentlemen.
We, the, what are we smoking?
I've got Alien Labs, OZ Kush.
I've got, we've got little moonshine shots
that my mom got for me when she went out to Tennessee.
And it's all smoky.
I'm drinking white chocolate strawberry cream.
I got Nanner, some kind of Nanner's.
Nanner pudding.
Nanner pudding, all right.
I bought these on discount.
It's called Pax Los Angeles.
Mini burst strawberry, no, sorry,
black cherry gelato indica with,
and I've never seen this before,
but they're ripping off the Camel Crush tech.
And there's a little ball inside that when you squeeze it,
it adds a burst of strawberry vanilla.
So I'm gonna do what I've always did
when I smoked Camel Crush, which was a lot,
and I haven't done it for years, thank God.
But I'm gonna smoke about half for the OG effect
and then pop it and we'll see what the difference is.
So I'm excited for that.
Oh, check me out on Miniclip.
Miniclip, yep.
I forgot.
Miniclip, dude, what is Miniclip?
Is that like a...
No, man, little games.
Yeah, like you signed up for it, you got scammed later.
That's funny, I wonder how many of those like
freejabagame.com or whatever that you went to that...
Addictinggames.com.
Yeah, and it was just like, all right, give us your email,
and then that's what started the spam.
And it's like, now I've got email addresses
that I know are worthless and I just use four places
that I just need access to once and then never again.
Like a WB account when you wanna play fucking Harry Potter.
So weird, you gotta like make one of those and like sign in.
All right, so the way we're gonna do this
is we have this paused right now, 12 seconds in,
it is right after the camera logo, which is...
Signature.
Right when that ends, it's gonna go like black.
The moment that ended at 12 seconds in, we have paused it.
And so I will count down three, two, one in a second
and we'll unpause it and then we can all watch together.
So again, at the very beginning of the movie,
when you see the signature logo and it shows like
a camera lens and it says signature,
as soon as that turns black, for us it's 12 seconds,
but depending on how you're watching,
it's just as soon as the signature logo disappears
and it goes black, pause it and then we'll count you in.
Yeah, perfect.
So, all right, you guys ready?
No.
No, I kinda wanna delay.
Brennan could not be here.
Yeah, Brennan could be here.
He could have just showed up late, but...
But we got him in spirit.
We got a little Nug version of Brennan.
Nug Brennan with his little bottle of water.
He's actually not here this time.
He's actually not really here.
Yeah, he's not really here.
All right, everybody, we're gonna start.
Get ready to play in...
Three. Ten. Ten.
Nine. Nine.
Eight. Eight.
Seven. Seven.
Six. Six.
Five. Five.
Four. Four.
Three. Three.
Two. Two.
One. One.
Play. Play.
Oh, perfect.
So if the little spinny guys...
Now we get the CineDigim logo and then the screen box logo.
The CineDigim and the screen box logo.
All right.
We should be all on track.
Yeah, so I see...
Blood's giving?
Like a 3D blood's giving.
Bloody disgusting.
Bloody disgusting, yeah.
Blood's giving.
Oh, Moon turning into the Coven.
A lot of people dropped this bitch, not just one studio.
Yeah.
Okay, now we're getting into...
And Dark Age Cinema.
So many people.
Fuzz on the Lens Productions.
Wow, a lot of people.
Give us more companies.
Nope, that's it.
That's dirty.
Somebody needs to break down those boxes.
So it takes place in Bullhead City.
Yeah, it looks like Smith's, behind Smith's.
Yeah.
Also, that was an old police car.
So is this...
That's what I'm trying to figure out, what year.
What year this takes place.
Let's see if we have any context clues.
I can never, ever understand graffiti.
I look and stared at a name all day long
and I can't tell if it says Little Loco
or if it says Durango or something.
You know what I mean?
What the fuck is going on there?
That guy's tripping balls or something.
Yeah, what the...
Oh, okay. Oh, he's dying, okay.
God, that was...
Blood, yeah.
What's making that noise, though?
Is this a cut scene from the first one, maybe?
No.
This is new.
Quality doesn't look great.
I think it's supposed to look...
A little gritty.
Yeah, it looks like 70s style, like grindhouse style.
That's a perfectly good phone that you can ever use again.
Oh, this is the end of the first one.
Wait, so is Artie undead or something?
No, but they shot him in the fucking head,
I forgot, at the end of the last one.
They shot...
Yeah, so he's a tweaker.
Yeah, he's from Bullhead.
Oh, Artie.
Artie, look what they done to you.
Once I want them to cut to a tool
and then the guy just doesn't use it.
Like, foreshadowing we never get.
It's like, look at the saw,
then he just walks over and just...
They kind of did that in Star Wars
where they interrogate Leia.
Oh.
Memba?
No.
I'm Memba.
All right.
Bam.
Oh, there we go.
I was about to say too many off-screen kills,
but I liked that.
Oh.
Oh, God.
That's eye-opening.
Is he gonna...
Don't eat it.
Eat it. Eat it.
Eat it.
Eat the eye.
Don't eat the eye.
Oh.
Okay.
That was a little smarter.
Minority reported the eye.
Does that track as a reference?
Remember when he had to get new eyes?
I haven't seen that move in a long time.
All right.
That was pretty funny, actually.
I mean, low-key he's pretty funny.
I'd get a laugh before he died.
Or before dying.
What the fuck?
Don't eat the brain.
Nobody's looking down.
Oh, there's a...
Oh, look.
He's looking for...
I guess maybe that's pretty common in Bullhead.
So now he's just gonna go do his laundry?
Yeah.
He's like, oh man, tough day at the office.
Oh shit, yeah.
Oh. What the fuck?
I don't need to see his ass.
That is the whitest boy I've ever seen.
I didn't know we were gonna get to see him out of costume.
That's pretty cool.
Just a normal guy just like you, bitch.
Head on crash kills family of four.
Ah, that was me.
He's just laughing.
Is he a mime?
Yeah, he doesn't say anything.
He doesn't... Oh, no noise.
What?
Is he dressed like that?
Is that the chick from Napoleon Dynamite?
Yeah, that's her.
That's a kid.
That's Bullhead girl from Napoleon Dynamite.
Is she...
Oh, what the fuck?
All right.
She's shitting blood?
I don't think that's...
Oh, that's period blood.
It comes out that fast and gooey and runny shit?
You know, I was thinking about opening my gelato
and drinking it, but now...
Yeah, gelato's not so good, is it?
Fuck it, it's Halloween, right?
Yeah.
Happy Halloween, everybody.
Who the fuck is this chick?
Make him over here and poke your eye a little bit.
Yeah, that's yummy.
Ha ha.
He can't patty cake, he has bad depth perception.
What an insult.
He's a dick.
Bad depth perception, what an insult.
Then Ben Kingsley wakes up and...
Oh, he's tripping balls.
She's not really...
Okay.
For a second, I thought, wow, what an unbelievable movie.
That there'd be a chick, but yeah.
He's just insane.
He's like, damn, these tweakers are getting crazy.
I was like, how'd they get hit?
And why'd they cover his dick?
Probably because there's a child there, Andy.
Oh, I mean, but not in the shots that it showed outside.
Like when he was alone?
I think that shuffle of, all right,
now we're gonna film with the child,
now put your pants on.
All right, now we're gonna film without,
take your pants off.
No, you're right.
But now he's looking fresh, dude, he got the drip.
Hella fresh.
Oh man.
That's what you get for...
Waking up.
Waking up and seeing shit.
He did the analog version of how they killed that guy
in Red State.
Oh.
Or how that one dude died in that cryogen from...
Oh yeah, that too.
Tendorum.
Yeah, something about the top down, top of the head.
The top down from the top of the head, yeah.
All right, this has to be like 80s.
I think you were right, Mike.
Oh dude, I love synthwave.
I do too.
But it's funny, because synthwave
wasn't really popular in the 80s.
Like 80s music didn't really sound like synthwave.
No.
It had synth elements.
Synth elements and synthwave is its own thing.
It's like 80s inspired modern music,
which is kind of nuts.
It's not 80s at all.
Most of my favorite bands that are synthwave.
We just have better tech now, so they went back and...
No, but like Lost Years,
which is a synthwave kind of band.
They're young, they're not like an old, from the 80s group.
Is she doing cosplay?
That's something. It looks like it.
I mean, that's a lot of work.
Well, she's probably gonna die anyways.
I imagine this movie is just that brutal,
no happy ending, nothing.
Yeah, I bet that's Amelie McLean that they just...
Oh, Chris Jericho's in this.
Who's Chris Jericho again?
From Jericho, from a wrestler, from WWE.
Yeah, I thought so.
I think he's the one that recently,
he wasn't doing wrestling for maybe 10 years,
and then he...
Yeah, he had a podcast, it was pretty popular.
I think it was WrestleMania last year.
There's a...
Oh, no, Royal Rumble last year.
Out of nowhere, Jericho music comes on,
and everyone lost their fucking minds.
I feel bad that they're showing her do these angel wings
and spray painting them.
She's supposed to be the hero,
and you just know that she's just gonna die
horribly. Oh, dude, she's gonna get sawed in half
from her pussy down, dude.
I thought that was the first one.
I know, he's gonna do something worse to her.
That's what I'm saying, I'm just saying that
because I was like, oh, it's gonna be worse than that.
I'm gonna guess after seeing all the opening stars
and people that are in it,
that Chris Jericho's gonna be the hero.
He's gonna be what?
The hero.
He's gonna stone cold, stoner, terrifying.
I don't think there's gonna be no heroes.
I think everyone dies.
I wanna see her cosplay outfit, though.
She puts so much work into it.
Well, let's figure out how old she is first.
I just wanna see if it's like a battle angel or what.
Dude, it's for her OnlyFans, what do you think?
What?
I wanna know what year this takes place.
Look at that ridiculous Bluetooth headset.
What the hell are you doing?
Oh, no, laptop.
Modern day.
Oh, God.
Jesus, that was a real slap.
Normal life in the kitchen, mom burning steak
with her ridiculous headset.
Honey, are you okay?
You barely touched your burnt steak.
That's kinda hard to dress up as.
I know a friend who just naturally looks like him.
Charles Manson, you could do pretty...
Yeah, but that involves carving a swastika into your face.
Yeah.
I mean, the kid kinda rules.
Yeah, but I mean, yeah.
Although it is disrespectful to dress up as someone
who murdered a bunch of people in your town the year before.
Senior year in high school,
I dressed up as the ghost of Trayvon Martin.
Yeah, but you didn't know Trayvon Martin.
He wasn't even in your town.
No.
What are you talking about?
Still very offensive.
I hope there's no pictures of it.
Which is quite a contrast,
because the year before I was the ShamWow guy.
Is it Trayvon Martin?
He was black, wasn't he?
How were you the ghost of Trayvon Martin?
I wore a black ski mask over my head.
That's gonna be the most controversial part
of this entire fucking episode.
We'll see.
It was a different time.
I literally announced it and nobody cared.
We're missing a plot point.
Wait, what?
Terrifier lives at their house?
No, that's his costume.
That's his costume.
Oh.
So everyone knows about Terrifier.
Yeah, he killed nine people.
He killed a bunch of people.
Yeah, he killed nine people.
He killed a bunch of people.
One year before on Halloween.
So this is Halloween.
And the cops were all driving around looking for him.
Yeah, but they didn't find him.
Clean his outfit.
What the fuck?
This kid's like a true crime.
I didn't know Ray-Ban made eyeglasses.
Watch your mouth.
No, he looks a little like, he's obsessed with this.
I mean, we all do.
We all fucking Wikipedia murder chip.
Oh, rotten.com, dude.
Back in my day.
But what does he,
why does he need his hard copy version
of the evidence that he's looking at online?
I like how she's like,
you don't see me going for attention
as she's just finished with her cosplay?
Yeah, that's true.
I'm gonna be an angel.
He's just a true crime nerd.
See, now if he starts getting into Minecraft YouTube,
then we have a problem.
Hey, smoke up, Johnny.
Or wait, is that a pipe?
Oh no.
No, I thought so too.
I thought she was smoking up.
Yeah.
Yeah, she has super glue.
Look in her fucking room right there.
She's got 10 types of super glue.
Don't use it all.
It's got nothing glue.
I'm just gonna have to
Glückliche.
I don't think he's going to beat up his sister. That's sick.
What's his character? What's his daddy's character?
Is his daddy an artist?
Would you say this is retrofuturism with that music playing but this set in the 90s?
Yeah, well it's not the 90s because it has a laptop.
Oh, did it?
She was using like a modern-ass laptop.
Wasn't it a laptop but the police cars are from like the 80s?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was kind of weird.
The headset was from like the 90s.
They have a bit on their phones at once.
I just want to shit blood and play patty cake with them.
Yeah, I'm already shitting blood. I just need someone to play patty cake with.
I've been eating Chipotle every day.
I had a friend growing up and looked just like that kid.
His name's Eric. We're talking to just like skinny glasses, little dirty boy.
Shot of the air.
I bet you that movie we're watching right now is one of the director's favorite movies.
You know, how that always goes, how they always like insert like this is what influenced me.
And now she's watching like a video game cutscene.
Yeah, what is this?
Like a shitty steam game.
It's actually kind of cool.
None killer.
All right.
What the fuck is the clown cafe?
Where all my ex's boyfriends go to eat?
This is not a real place.
Oh, is this a daydream?
Must be a dream.
Well, there's art in that picture.
Yeah.
The rest of it looks shitty, but the teeth are all fucked up.
Yeah.
They're accurate there.
It's weird that it's like grown ass adults playing kids.
So he has Freddy powers.
He put her in a dream.
I like the song though.
I go to the clown cafe.
Who's directing?
I bet you think something was going to happen.
I thought someone was about to get fucking murdered.
Are the crispies?
Oh, okay.
Yummy.
That's what you got to eat to get into the salty milk.
Oh, buttermilk and it's brown.
Yeah.
Damn bro.
I mean, he is a consummate performer though.
He's never off.
You know what I mean?
Like anytime you see him, he's on.
I keep seeing references to other movies though.
Like the saw tricycle right here.
And then now the Freddy dream sequence.
You think him popping out of that door was like a here's Johnny.
Maybe the food truck.
Yeah, probably.
And then here's a Batman.
Santa Claus.
Yeah.
Well, that bitch is going crazy for some popcorn.
Oh, it's so good.
Caramel Apple.
What did she get?
An IED.
I don't fucking want these.
Like fucking take it bitch.
Take a fucking.
I don't like yelling.
Bitch.
You think he's going to say something in like the third, like he'll finally say a word in the third movie.
I mean, they're like build up to it.
Someone's going to have to kill him or something and make him scream or some shit.
A block of cheese.
What is it?
Looks like a ass.
Like a human ass.
Her mom's ear with the earpiece attached.
Heart and worms.
Yeah, they're matrixifying it.
Right on.
Why do they turn into penguins when he shoots them?
Nice.
Well, now I see why they had to get adult actors.
Yeah.
Oh shit.
It is pretty funny.
From his perspective, it's a funny joke.
He runs out of bullets right when he's the main characters about to die.
It's dark.
What the fuck is that?
Play thrower.
Sort of lighter.
Oh, she took a bullet.
Oh, she did get shot.
All right.
That's that's like, well, that's pretty bad.
Something's broken to me when you think this is funny.
What's that?
This is just kind of funny.
This is just how cheesy it is.
I thought it was going to be a lot worse.
It's definitely not scary.
Well, I'm human centipede.
They can't.
It was a lot worse.
You know, I'm trying to appreciate art.
The clown's humor.
Just art.
You're taking art side.
Is that going to be your takeaway?
Art's a misunderstood hero.
He's not a hero, but he's funny.
Oh, yeah.
Homie caught a stray.
She needs that cereal, bitch.
Hey, why pull your hand out?
I thought she saw that and she knew it was in there.
Yeah, dump the box.
Dump the box.
Turn it over.
Or just wake up.
Yeah, or just wake up.
I don't.
Oh, wait, is there something in there like Santa's magic bag?
Yeah, a gun.
Yeah.
The sword.
All right.
So this motherfucker, does he have powers?
He is, Randy.
What the hell?
Yeah.
This changes things.
I bet it just caught on fire because she left candles near her, a freshly painted feather set.
I don't think that had anything to do with the dream.
Sometimes you know how like you incorporate the fact that your alarm is about to go off into your dream before it's about to go off.
It's that kind of thing.
Oh, first she's all watch your mouth and now she's already fucking stupid.
God damn.
Really, Mom?
Wow.
You fucking cunt.
Fucking stupid bitch.
Yeah, you little shit.
Stupid bitch.
Should have had an abortion.
I think we're all ready for Mom to die for.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Mom's getting the red.
Die, bitch.
Actually, she's just being a good parent.
Because your fucking room caught on fire, you idiot.
What?
Fucking burn your room down too, bitch.
Yeah.
I'm fucking loco.
She's in high school?
College.
That's painful.
They didn't really say.
That constant trope in movies where it's like you don't understand, it's all in your fucking head.
Yeah.
I don't fucking believe you, stupid bitch.
There's so many movies where it's like if you were the victim, brought a little bit of proof.
I know that you can't do any proof right now, but actually where are the fucking wings burnt?
They look kind of cool.
Right?
I mean, they looked way cooler before.
Better than that burnt steak.
You really want that, mom?
I'm hungry.
I'm a little hungry.
Oh, OK.
Hey, the sword looks like it survived.
Wait, did it become real?
Because it looked fake.
No, it was real.
Remember, he lifted up and he was like, you can wear this with your costume?
She's like, I can't go outside with that.
I saw that shit melting in the fucking dream, though.
Like it was, it took damage.
Yeah, God, I think she's going to cut her finger.
For some reason, that's the most, like the most I've been in this whole movie so far.
It's just that when someone actually slices their finger on the top of a blade or something.
It's Halloween time.
Oh, yeah, we are.
We also got to remember we have a body count of zero so far.
No, the guy at the laundromat.
And the last movie.
Well, no, we didn't see the laundromat in the last movie.
That's technically this movie.
All those either imaginary or whatever people that got shot the fuck.
Yeah.
Sorry, I called you a fucking cunt last night.
You know how I went without my coffee.
It turns into one of those.
A boulders commercial.
Mom joke.
You're going to make me get off my sipping in the middle of the night ever again.
Yeah.
Also, if you're kidding, why the fuck would you leave your milk out like that?
I've never understood that when it comes to eating your cereal.
You pour your milk and then you put your milk back in the fridge.
You don't keep the milk out next to those lazy fucks who want a second bowl.
Don't want to take another trip to the fridge.
But that second trip to the fridge buys you a couple of bites of cereal.
That's what I mean calorie-wise.
I do like the addition of crazy daughter, I guess.
Yeah, her.
His daughter's in your...
Are you saying terrifying fucks?
No, actually no, because I don't think Art knows what fucking is.
I don't think that's what this is.
He just has seen smaller people in the world and he's like, I'll have one.
He has his mind, he just created one.
Oh, God, it's the monkey attack scooped out face lady.
Is that from real life?
That's really her, right?
I don't think so.
But she does look kind of like that.
I would be fucking pissed if that happened to me.
They're like, hey, we want you to be this grotesque fucking thing in our movie.
But the thing is, I feel like...
Did you ever see...
Nope.
Remember the chick they got that survived the monkey attack and her face?
I think that they used the real chick.
That was fucking bad.
He's got a cool looking school though.
I like the fall aesthetic.
That's a lot of trash cans.
That's a lot of dumpsters.
That's a cool building.
That's a good building.
That's fucked up.
Ugh.
Yeah, she's probably a vegetarian.
Yeah.
Well, be nice to the man.
Oh, shit.
That was a real teacher scream.
God, I wish you guys were just smoking pot like normal kids.
Fuck.
You fucking freaks.
It's like they hired a real teacher for this.
Yeah.
I'm gonna get the necklace made.
What the fuck does that mean?
Well, probably doesn't fall face first ever.
Yeah.
He's just looking at her like, bitch, I'm sorry.
And she's like, don't you ever fucking talk to me.
You're part of that group, that terror, that torture, that like, did me dirty earlier.
You want to go watch Making a Murderer later?
Look at her tits, not her paper.
Is that a?
Oh, no, it's not a purse.
I thought he had a little purse.
That's the worst thing I've seen on this entire movie.
That drinking fountain doesn't have enough water.
Having to get that fucking close to it.
He's like, put his lips on that fountain.
I hate public drinking fountains.
I mean, we need them.
I like them at the concept, but I just don't like the...
What do people do to them, you know?
All right, now, is he seeing both or one?
Or either?
Don't eat it.
I always think he's going to eat it.
Yeah.
Everything.
Oh.
Don't eat it.
Yeah, just do that.
What if that's a real possum?
No.
They did it with Game of Thrones.
He's turning it into a puppet.
God, every staff member is a fucking dick.
Hey.
Oh, hey.
City.
Give it a little bit of nip for you.
I'm going to blame it on that fucking kid.
Yep.
Yeah.
Oh, she's in high school.
Why?
Why can't we talk about cereal?
Why are you being such a fruity pebble?
I just mentioned Count Chocula.
You're fucking having your period?
What's going on?
It's an interesting school at the time.
That's where I would go sit, next to one of those cool pillars
in the full bench.
You guys just don't eat in the bathroom stall like everyone else did in school?
That was just you.
You were by yourself, right?
She's really into this.
Oh, God.
And then her fucking asshole was ripped out.
You guys don't understand.
Freddie's back.
You all right?
You want some cereal?
Are you OK?
I'm sorry.
I should...
I also like blueberry crunch.
OK, mind your own fucking business.
Oh.
Fuck them, dude.
There's that friendly support we were looking for.
Yeah.
Yeah, she called me a cunt and everything.
Yeah.
She used some real bad language.
I had a dream about cereal.
A little boy was eating it.
It was a really catchy song, though.
Yeah.
Have you ever heard of Clown Cafe?
Oh, yeah.
The food is funny.
They just start singing it unison to her.
The food is funny.
Stop it!
It's funny that they keep like, she keeps freaking out.
I always keep thinking that her nose ring is the beginning of a nosebleed.
Like when she was in her bed, when she was in her bed, I was like, is her nose bleak?
Nope, just the nose ring.
Yeah, stop.
Now she's like, what the fuck were you thinking, asshole?
What, you just, you decided to fist a possum and throw it?
You fucking psychopath.
Go to your fucking room.
Alright look, the mom, I don't know if it was that, but she's pretty hot.
She's an attractive lady.
Start screaming at the kid, you get at you hard.
You like bullies, don't you?
I do, yeah.
They look fine.
Wow, you spent all those hours making them and now you're just going to buy them at a
store?
You could have just done that the whole time?
Yeah, spray paint the tips gold like you had before.
I feel like whatever that is behind them, culturally inappropriate.
That like painted red.
For whatever Wiccan culture that is.
Hi, welcome to Not Spirit Halloween.
Yeah, I was about to say this is a...
Oh shit.
I was about to say this is a...
Oh shit.
I was about to say this is a...
He always drops his smile like he's actually not happy to be doing these little bits, which
doesn't ring true to the art the clown that I know.
Art the clown I feel like is really trying to make people laugh.
Genuinely, he thinks that it's very funny when he rips your eyeball out and like puts
it in his own eye to pretend it's his eye.
That is funny if you're into that kind of sadistic style humor, but I don't know.
Then he goes like...
Wait, is his eye just back now?
I don't know.
He just got a regular outside.
Or this isn't him.
Or he doesn't even exist because he's Freddy.
That's true too.
Oh he's pretending to be a wax museum.
Why would you touch it?
Why would you get anywhere near it?
This is a nice spirit Halloween.
They got two floors?
Yeah.
Yeah, the wings.
Can I help you find anything that's not spirit Halloween?
You gotta buy the wings.
Why are you trying to rob us, Chip?
We need you to hurry your ass up.
We gotta close down and turn this back into a Hastings.
And the wing?
What kind of content do you make?
You take those fucking wings off so you can pay for them?
What is your OnlyFans?
The wing, okay, he did call her out.
Ricky knows what's up.
He stands on business.
Standing on business.
Yeah, I was thinking it would be about thirty bucks.
Oh, I don't have any money.
I thought you said you didn't want to make content.
Uh oh.
I wonder if he got your ID while he was down there.
Now she realizes she just awkwardly scooted by some dude.
Like, imagine that's not Arthur Clown.
Like, he was just a guy in a costume pretending to be a wax museum dude.
Like, like, and she just scooted weirdly by him.
And now she's realizing, oh shit, that's a real dude.
Ricky's just like a half-bullhead, what can I say?
Yeah, what are you going to do?
He's so good.
Yeah, I think I would have said something like, why did you have my fucking purse, asshole?
Don't fucking touch my stuff.
Okay, that's kind of funny.
Don't put your mouth on stuff, sir.
Yeah, you can't put your mouth on it.
Ah, I knew it.
We got fucking COVID.
He even didn't blow him out of the mouth and not catching it.
He's funny, he's a good mind.
What's your number, girl?
No, please, sir, I want to get the fuck out of here.
Do you not see that creepy guy?
Please don't leave me alone with that creepy guy.
He wants to squeeze the horn so bad.
Good, pal.
Very good sneaking.
Dude, get the fuck away from me.
Isn't this a meme?
Thanks, Ricky.
Who's he yelling at?
Oh, for him, okay.
All right, now listen, sir, it's going to be 69 cents for that little blowy thing.
Hurry up and buy.
He's not going to stop.
Full tar.
He just, okay.
Literally, a girl just ran out and this guy was harassing her, and now he's going to chase after her.
Hey, man, if you want her, chase her.
Oh, no.
Actually, I wanted Ricky the whole time.
No outside bags, dude.
Honestly, I think I would have been offended if he put chains on the table.
Yeah, that's not a good one, bro.
I'm sorry I found it.
Oh, damn.
Poor Ricky.
Oh, I've never noticed a little black dot at the tip of his nose.
Did you guys notice the little black dot at the tip of his nose?
No.
I keep seeing them nasty ass teeth.
There it is, a little black dot.
Oh, yeah, now I see it.
There's no one else there.
They look over and it's just like Art and his daughter.
Oh, that was a good eye effect.
That's my thing.
Oh, shit.
He was getting ahead one way or another.
Candles, bitch.
We didn't start the fire.
You had candles.
I'm sorry.
It's like he enjoys the performance, but then he gets immediately frustrated after he's like a real comic.
It's like he gets high off the performance of it, but he's really miserable inside.
What does Bach mean?
B.O.C. Happy Halloween.
Oh, those boo.
Never mind.
There wasn't a C.
Yeah.
My bad.
Yeah.
So they're both really good artists.
Yeah, the kids are great artists.
Oh, that's his dad's sketchbook.
Oh, is it his dad's?
Yeah.
Is there dad the clown?
Oh, is that the saw and a half chick?
It might have been.
I don't like that.
My dad drew me like that.
Yeah, I was a little bit of suggested.
Fucked up awesome at school today.
Yeah.
The mom was so humble in the beginning.
The what?
The mom was so humble in the beginning, just like trying to cook.
And the bitch can't even cook.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, burnt steak and a potty mouth.
I can't believe anybody ever fucked her to make these kids.
Well, I think they did.
Jesus Christ.
I want to know what happened to dad because I think he killed himself after
that.
I don't know.
The mom's crazy.
I want to know what happened to mom because I think he killed himself after that.
I think he killed himself after that.
Get the fucking door.
You fucking bitch.
Get the fucking goddamn door.
That was a cool transition.
Why are you the one answering the door if you're going to be kind of an office a little bit?
Oh God!
It's where that same wind is in this apartment.
What? The wind?
That's a little bold.
What? Give them one.
That's a strange rule. Just give it to them.
Now you give it to them, they come back.
Okay, I'm going to open the door.
Give me my fucking candy!
Just fucking throw it at them.
I popped the joint flavor answer.
I like how his bag was all weighed down and heavy and now it's blown up like air.
I forgot about that attack. I think we see that in the last one.
I'm going to pop the flavor answer.
A little chemically.
What is the joint?
Orphans on the NASDAQ are up.
I'm not sure enhance is the right word.
The TV just talked to her.
What did it do? I missed.
A lot of people are dead, just like you, Sienna.
Oh God, she's going to ode herself.
Fucking pills! Give me my pills!
There are some psych meds.
I just have to take that hypno-sil from Jason V. Freddy.
From Green Warriors? Oh, no, that's the other one.
Green Warriors, I just went to the green spot.
She goes to sleep fully clothed a lot, I've noticed.
Well, it's daytime. They're napped.
Full makeup.
Where's the picture of her dad?
He was in the background looking like George Lucas.
That looked like Grandpa.
There we go.
She's going to get back into it.
It's music.
I guess we'll crack one of these old smokeys.
Oh, what? She's in high school, right?
No, I think that was a junior college tap setting.
Okay. Well, we definitely got an underhand side boob and navel and leg.
That was a lot that we didn't need.
I agree with you. That was unnecessary.
Right. Yeah, no real reason for it.
Okay. Whoa.
She's getting dressed up like the picture was.
Now, that I'm okay with. That's enough skin to be like you want to show she's hot or whatever.
But you didn't need to show her in the shower.
High school kid.
She's not high school, it's college. Remember, the dude had a full beard.
All right, time to make some content.
Hey guys, I'll be your Xena. DM me for dick. Dick rates. Yeah, dick ratings.
It's pretty good cosplay.
She should bring her sword though.
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The already subscribes sends his chewed up as hog.
Her friend's cute like in a she's very like that put together.
When you open that, it made the predator sound.
I hope it's better than that.
You want to go to the cell?
Sure.
What do you think of the blue?
Actually, it's a lot better than I thought.
Delicious, right?
They're like known for being really tasty.
Coffee one's really good if you add it to a cup of coffee.
Yeah, how come nobody answers their phones?
Yeah, they're literally playing. We're watching a game of phone tag.
I see this. I don't believe that she'd be walking down the down the house without her phone.
I don't think it's shit without my phone.
As soon as I saw that broken glass, I'd run and run and get your phone.
Especially if I'm a fucking lady, dude.
Home alone.
Tiny lady.
You know what she looks like? Is that the chick from Fallout?
No, it's not. It does kind of look like her.
A little bit?
It's her with better eyes.
I like her big old eyes.
The girl on fallout has better eyes.
I'm not going to rate anyone on their eyes. She has pretty eyes too.
Why are you just standing there staring?
Andy rates them on their ass only.
I'm going to say.
The fact that she hasn't moved this entire time, I hope she does.
She literally had a...
Oh, damn.
Oh, oh, oh.
Jesus Christ, that just split her eye open.
Uh oh.
She's still hot.
Oh, fuck.
Sorry, this is what scalping looked like back in the day.
Oh, God.
Oh, damn.
Oh, fuck.
God.
Oh.
This is pretty bad.
What next? How else can I hurt people?
Oh, he's going to rip her hand in half?
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, no.
He's going to rip her hand in half.
Oh, fuck.
Oh.
Why is that off screen?
Well, it doesn't matter.
Ta-da.
All right.
Blessed.
She's not still hot.
She's not.
Oh, yeah, she's not.
She's not still hot.
Oh, yeah, she's living.
No.
Kill yourself.
Like, like and subscribe.
Hit that hit that bill for notifications.
Oh, my God.
We have our first caller.
But daily is fucking hard to look at.
Oh, no.
Alcohol and salt.
He's pouring salt the woods.
Oh, bleach.
Oh, my God.
Oh, I feel like after everything else, that salt wouldn't be so bad.
I mean, you got your hand rips in half.
It takes all of the reality out of it because she was conscious.
There's no way.
Well, no fucking way you're going out like that.
You fucking whore.
Pretty fucking reveal.
Oh, my God.
And there's a reason why he's in federal prison.
I always told him that it was weird that he kept drawing you in seductive clothing.
1942 I think?
Definitely if you're a chick you gotta wear something hot.
I fucking bet. I bet he would have loved it.
I think these are the clothes.
No? I don't know.
Yeah, she hasn't been here.
No? I don't know.
I threw some candy at one dude.
She's just like the other mom.
Who the fuck broke the fucking back door?
She sees her dead daughter.
What the fuck were you thinking, Ali?
I don't know.
Yeah, the way she fucks up.
I don't know.
Farts.
I don't know.
effective
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The way her head shakes.
Sapphire
Whoops! Aren't I a little scamp?
She's still conscious.
That was a little goofy.
I like the music.
That has to beają admitting кус古话.
that's the has to be the daughter of her friend looks exactly like the one actor I can't think of
what's the thing of the day I'll let you know but know that I'm talking about her
but I'm not sure what's the thing of the day I'll let you know but know that I'm talking about her
I'm gonna kill a bitch on the way out, bitch!
Bitch!
Fuck you bitch.
Kuh kuh kuh.
Chh chh chh.
Fuck you bitch.
Oh, she got fucked up.
With Katherine Hahn's daughter.
Oh, she got the molly?
Oh, they roofied her.
Uh oh.
Oh, I thought they were about to...
I'm gonna eat, like, my shoes.
Or my shirt, if that's not her daughter.
We'll find out at the end for the credits, but...
Have you ever been that fucked up on drugs?
Walking through, like, a club or whatever?
I have.
It's just awesome.
It's exactly like this.
That would require me being cool enough to be invited to one of these.
Yeah, I've never been in a club like this, Andy.
Oh.
A selfie.
Kevin James wants a selfie?
I wonder why this is just because he's like, I'll serge your tits later.
Fuck, I need the pills now, too.
Where's wine?
Wine and pills?
Mom of the Year Award?
The daughter has a weird relationship with her pervert dad.
The son's obsessed with true crime.
The mom's a bitch.
He fish-fucked up possum and threw it in the school hall earlier today.
Covered in blood.
Mom's like coming to terms with it, I'm a fucking bitch.
I'm a failure.
I fucked up.
Oh, this better be fucking art.
He better kill her.
He better kill the boy.
Oh, he ran off with me.
Oh, she better get it.
The next 20 minutes of this movie better be her dying.
I don't know how they're going to top what they did in the last...
Oh, God, I don't want to know how they're going to top it.
This is like...
I feel like the respite that we get between killings is like, hate the mom.
Yeah, but holy...
Oh, shit.
Bitch.
He really has become Freddy in a way.
Yeah, a little bit.
Yeah, I'm going to TP my mom's car and smack your pumpkin on it.
Wow, that's a lot of work.
That's a lot of jizz.
He just jizzed all over the thing.
Uh-oh, she's real fucked up if she thinks the skeleton was...
Hey, mister.
What are you up to, bro?
I heard skinny guys have big dicks.
I'm fucked up.
She's fucked.
She took her pills earlier, too, and then started drinking.
That's right.
I hope her friend is going to fucking die, too.
This is like...
Well, yeah, but you've had a Freddy nightmare.
Yeah, I put Molly in your drink.
I want another beer.
Yeah, I'll take another beer.
Another fucking gelato.
Get your ass out of my face, Andy.
It's fine.
I'm on Molly, too.
That just happened?
This upbeat moment is about to be over really quick.
It's going to be...
You're going to fucking die.
Why do you want this little kid to die so bad?
He's all right, yeah.
What is your problem with this kid, Andy?
We all want the mom to die, but you got the kid in on it.
We don't know why.
Fuck you, loser.
Get out of our way.
No particular reason.
Blink 182 is so overrated.
Fuck your shirt.
Maybe because he reminds me of my best friend when I was growing up.
I was going to say what that kid did to you.
It's just young Andy.
Look, he's even got the flannel, the same one you're wearing.
Yeah, if I didn't wear glasses, or if I wore glasses,
we'd look very similar.
Yeah, approach the creepy van.
Alone, child.
Put your wraparound Ray-Ban eyeglasses.
Oh, there's that chick.
She's been absent a little bit.
What's up, baby?
She's about the same age as him.
The only smart one in the movie just ran.
He just fucking fucked off.
He's like, oh, okay, fuck off.
If he was her now very dead friend, well, actually,
probably her friend's still conscious in that room.
But yeah, if he was anything like her,
he would have watched that girl for 10 minutes until she attacked.
Everybody's dead.
What?
Your brother's a piece of shit, so are you.
I fucking hate you kids.
Mom, you just got to calm down.
You got to come over here and touch this wall that I was touching.
Yeah, I know.
I feel a lot better.
You fucked up?
Yeah.
You know what?
She's going to have a heart attack before art.
She's going to have a heart attack before an art attack.
That's what's going to happen.
I'm fucked up.
I love you.
Get your fucking ass home, you bitch.
God damn it.
Get fucked up.
Wow.
Get a thrust from me.
I will fuck you.
Wear a condom.
Happy Halloween, motherfuckers.
What's your phone?
My mom came into my room and talked to me while I was on shrooms.
Yeah?
Yeah.
It was to talk to me about smoking weed.
All I remember is she got up and just walked away after I said something.
I said, can we not talk about this right now?
But every word was in a different spot than it should be.
Not, can we not write this now?
She's got a bladder like his dad.
Fuck yeah, dude.
Terrifier with a gun.
That was great that he was in there the whole time.
No, that was great.
She's all wiping all the com.
She's like damn, kids got to prostrate like his father.
No one else sees the girl?
No one's like, hey, this is 21 and over, bitch.
Get out of here.
Where's your fucking dad?
There's a guy in a luchador costume.
Oh, everyone is on Molly though.
Not really there.
I actually listen to this song, unironically, on one of my playlists.
It's a dope song.
It's kind of a dick move to bring your friend to a party if you're just going to make out with your boyfriend the whole time.
I mean, if you like to be braggadocious, it's okay.
I was going to say it that way, you're hoping for later.
What?
Don't talk about that thing I told you guys in confidence.
Yeah, Michael.
Sheesh.
What's her name though?
I don't know.
Just kidding.
Let's not get crazy.
Oh, yeah, you're about to find your dead mom.
And terrifies in the house.
He's going to terrify.
Oh, fuck yeah, dude.
Now, fist bump the corpse of your dead mother.
No, he's going to do the only God forgives thing.
My dick is bigger than my sister's.
I'm going to leave.
No, where he reaches into her.
Oh, yeah.
Here's the classic terrifier.
I'm going to stand there and go.
I'm going to go to the top of the hole time.
Oh, that's gross.
He cooks better than her, Elise.
He does.
There you go, Andy.
You're finally getting your wish, I think.
Yeah, he could have caught him by now.
I feel like he's not really trying.
There's no way he's holding back the weight of Arthur Clunt.
Maybe he's kind of old.
Oh, my God, grab the fucking thing.
Jesus.
You deserve this now, kid.
Get him.
Now I'm going to move it real slowly with my completely free arm.
He has fun with it.
That's what I like about it.
He's going to put off the belt.
That's fun.
He hasn't killed anyone with a little sword yet.
You see my mom?
She's a witch, and she's dealing with another witch that moved into her town.
Is it raining or is that...?
You drugged your friend.
My mom just died.
I don't know this yet, but my mom just died.
Yeah, just take her home.
She's telling you exactly what she wants.
Mom's dead.
Hey, that violates the rules.
That really violates the rules.
Now it's Terminator.
Yeah.
How's Fluffy?
Fluffy's fine.
I don't know the dog named Fluffy.
Your parents are dead.
Yeah, that kind of breaks the...
Both of your foster parents are dead.
That breaks the whole reality of they don't talk.
I don't like that.
Well, it's pretty, so...
It's somebody else's voice.
Yeah, you're right.
They're breaking all the rules.
Oh, this guy's dead.
Wow, this guy's great.
What a great guy, though.
Honestly, this whole time he's been like,
wait, you drugged her?
Then he's been like, well, okay, yeah,
I'll take you on to go to the emergency room.
Okay, I'll just take you.
It doesn't matter.
I'll take you home.
And then we started to see red flags from this bitch.
And I told you no smoking in my car.
I said no smoking.
You asked already.
We've been seeing each other now for a couple of days.
Why is that the hardest thing to tell smokers
is that they can't smoke in your car?
And they get so fucking upset about it.
Why do this?
It's a menthol.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't stink up the car.
I'll hold it out the window.
It's like, no, no smoking in my car.
I don't want smoking in my car.
I don't want a smoker even light up in your car.
That's rude as fuck.
Same thing goes with house, dude.
When you live alone like this,
especially if you smoke weed, you have an ashtray out.
You smoke a weed in here?
Yeah, that's not the same thing.
I want to know if she promised him pussy
to drive them around and be sober,
or if he's just some dork he's stringing along.
I don't know.
It doesn't seem very dorky to me.
He's got hook vibes.
Eh, you don't see it?
Like, good looking dude.
She seems kind of bossy, though.
He seems just kind of like, okay.
Yeah, he just wants to get laid.
Look at that.
He wants to see what's underneath that bar wench costume.
He's got his bar personality.
I just got to walk through this carnival alone
dressed scantily clad.
I think I'll be all right.
Yeah, this is...
I got to go be a rapist dream for a minute.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Maybe he should.
Is it just really late?
Is the carnival closed?
Ever since his brother what?
Is it closed?
That's a serious lore drop.
Yeah, good.
I'm glad we finally know what happened to his dad.
Yeah, she just had a mental breakdown at a party
and you drugged her.
She's doing all right.
And that led to a fucking abandoned circus.
Yeah, just let her walk through an abandoned carnival
that's not running for some reason on Halloween.
And she looks cold.
Like, what did you say happened to her dad?
Her dad got a tumor, started seeing shit,
doing fucked up things, beating the children,
and then drank a bottle of Jack
and drove into a fucking transformer and killed himself.
Drawing his daughter in Xenia outfits.
Yeah.
I'm stuck.
Help me, sister.
Help me step sister, I'm stuck.
The Terrifier.
Oh, really?
The ride, yeah.
Is this like...
I know it's not an origin because it's...
It's a continuation of the first one, but...
Those aren't really that creepy at all.
Oh, the one on the right.
That one is that corpse.
You know, you don't have to drink 2% milk.
You could drink whole milk.
You're not fat.
Oh.
Damn, that's creepy.
I told you he was going to say, can we fuck now?
Yeah.
We're eating anyway, right?
We just left your drugged out friend at a carnival.
What's that?
Condom.
Fuck yeah.
It's good, probably good coke.
Damn, she's a pretty good actress, this chick.
I've believed everything she's done.
She's probably not acting right there.
That was just reflex.
Yeah.
You do too much coke though.
Trying to have sex just gets weird.
You're all tweaked out.
Coke dick?
Coke dick, yeah.
That's a pretty gruesome looking design though for what presumably is a children's horror funhouse.
Like that was really gory.
2020 stinger.
They're a sure guy, Andy.
Who cares?
Yeah.
He changed real quick when he started trying to get some.
That's what I'm talking about.
The hole is the goal.
I have fucking heart as a rock right now, what are you doing?
Why stop?
That would be great if that worked.
Brought to you by iPhone.
The mailbox is full.
He's going to die right now.
That's a lot.
Is that a lot?
Yeah.
That's quite a bit.
Yeah.
I would pause it to take a better look, but definitely over an eighth ball.
That's definitely a shoelace bag full.
Yeah, I mean, especially if he is still at the point where he gets a nice actual high off of just a key bump.
What?
Was that his dick?
Did we just see a little bit of dick?
I don't want to find out.
I think we did.
Oh my God, he's getting it everywhere.
Everywhere, dude.
He leaks.
It just dribbles out.
I know, it dribbles out the fucking just the tip.
That's funny.
We're going to see a dick now.
It's going to fly on the windshield all bloody.
Oh, shit.
You even said it and I still couldn't.
You know, hold it in his.
Stop stabbing me in the dick.
I don't want her to die.
She's my favorite.
She's hot.
Oh, no.
Oh, all right.
This is the first time I've actually been looking for this.
Here you go.
Choker with it.
See, premarital sex, Jason vibes.
This is he's every horror character rolled into one.
What is she fucking bitching about?
She cut herself maybe on the leg a little bit.
Run.
Doesn't she have a lot of energy right now?
Yeah, you can run and.
So your heart explodes.
Okay, when he she cut her leg on the thing, it's that bad.
You're in a limp.
You can't walk.
Oh, my God.
Just get up and run.
Well, it could be the Coke, the Molly.
She she pulls out that bag again and like Popeye like that.
That's a bad cut, but it's not like.
You can't run for your life.
It's more the heels.
Danger.
Her costume is kind of reminiscent of the way that Kevin Smith wanted to end Red State, the way he described it.
Oh, the Valkyrie coming down.
Yeah.
She pulls it off.
Where'd you go?
Is that a house?
Oh, Jesus.
Yeah.
Go to where there's nobody.
Tunnels are always good in these.
It's an old set from Freddy.
Yeah.
Oh, does she hear.
Do you.
If he ends up in front of her.
So.
She actually gets scared by the design.
But if he ends up somehow getting in front of her, then it's like.
What is he doing?
How does he know the layout of this carnival better than she does?
It's not just a chase that somehow you could be able to get in front of her and come out to surprise her.
You know what I mean?
And done all this in the meantime.
I don't think he did this.
No, or did or is this art was here or is this just the room they did for the clown part of the thing?
Like he's killing her in his room, which is that they designed about him.
It's going to be.
Oh, no.
She's got way too many.
That's just a few too many chemicals in her body now.
I didn't want her to die.
This movie is a good way of making me like, God damn, that would suck.
Yeah, like it's pretty realistic of how much.
The knee.
Yeah, I knew it.
I knew it was going to be the.
Pretty.
Whoo.
Damn.
What's he what's he got?
He's like, what the hell was that?
Oh, he finally ate it.
He finally ate a body part.
That that decoration is pretty cool.
Well, there goes my favorite character.
When she was holding the stick and looking like begging for her life, kind of.
That was really sad.
She went out valiantly, though.
She's dead.
So he does feel pain.
Did he not need those glasses the whole time?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
So it's probably not her dad that.
Oh, they did say he did get abusive towards you.
Bonk bonk bonk.
Fuck it, bitch.
Mommy, your mother.
Baby.
That was my curb stomping knee.
I'm going to kill you.
How big is this haunted house?
Yeah, this is fucking huge.
The one at Cornfest this year is about what?
The size of a tent.
Yeah.
This one looks like a map on Dead by Daylight.
If you guys played more Dead by Daylight.
Wait, do they just dress up Skid Row and call it a...
No, it's a literal tent.
That's what happens when you play with a tent.
One of those revival tents.
I like how...
I hope Cornfest went okay because this release is after that,
but Anthony was messaging everyone in the group chat,
who's going to be there for Cornfest?
And one by one everyone's like, I can't make it.
I don't have anything for it.
I don't have someone to watch the kids.
And every time someone said no,
it was just another 10 minutes Anthony has to do clean.
Poor guy.
Yeah, and me.
Oh, you'll be fine.
You can just tell jokes from this movie.
Hey, kids, have you seen Terrifier 2?
Have you seen Faces of Death?
Her tits basically are popping out.
Well, this is Faces of Meth that we watched.
Now, he left her alive, but he doesn't do...
With the bloody tits, which...
Yeah, it's doing something for me too.
That's not bad.
Mike, the tits, your thoughts on the tits?
What?
Just tits, he keeps his thoughts to...
You have to subscribe to his Patreon.
He doesn't have anything to say.
She's not hiding them.
Yep, well, she is kind of hiding them.
Oh, shit.
Get him.
Kill that kid.
Andy hated himself as a child.
That's it?
Okay, cutting him up.
Yes.
So one chick survived the last one, right?
Yeah, and she got her face mutilated.
Okay.
Why scream?
Go for the head.
Get him, get him.
Yeah, there you go.
Finally.
Right in his old wound too.
Does he have Deadpool powers?
He just gets dizzy for a second?
I think so.
That is kind of an awkward angle to pull something out of.
Try that.
Think about if something was stuck in the back of your head,
I would pull it out if it was really stuck in there.
Maybe he saw Steve Irwin with that whole thing.
Why doesn't she just take the wings off?
I feel like I would have ripped them off.
Like, cut the fucking thing.
You're not injured that bad.
Look at your fucked up sister.
You're too old to say daddy.
Well, unless his dad died when he was at daddy age.
Well, that was a year ago, 11.
You might have a point there.
I'm going to stick.
We're good to go.
I feel like your Hellboy painting fit in with the rest of those.
It kind of did.
Yeah.
It sort of fit the motif.
Are they still at the amusement park?
Yeah.
And now they found the world's largest haunted house.
Fake church part of it.
God, look at all those mannequins that they,
some grotesque mannequins that they bought just to put into this room.
Have them sit there, do nothing.
You say fake mannequins?
Yeah.
As opposed to what?
Real mannequins.
Like, Robert Polarski's mannequins.
Like, mannequins too, starring Bob Polarski as Bob.
You missed it, but we just recently,
I forgot what it was, but we made the best connection to mannequin two on the move.
Just the other day, I forgot what it was.
It was random too.
It was like another movie we were watching.
Directly related to it.
Same director, same writer, same something.
The one that played the mannequin, remember,
because you said we wanted to call her and ask her about how she liked Bob in the movie?
Yeah, Bucky the Vampire Slayer is played by mannequin two on the move.
I forgot again.
He's just playing with them, dude.
It would be funny if Arthur Clown was played by BAFTA award winning Charles Dance.
It's so funny because while doing the Game of Thrones rewatch, rehash,
I'm seeing BAFTA award winning Charles Dance play Tyrian Lannister,
or not Tyrian, but Tyrian Lannister, and he's really good at it.
But I can't not picture him trying to start up his space penis every time he's doing anything.
Are those chains? What are those?
Yeah, like a rosary.
Oh.
I don't know, but yeah, a lot.
What, does the guy that got stabbed in the dick show up and like, go to hell?
Yeah, I mean, he'd be the only one. He's the only one alive.
She's about to get her superpowers.
Yeah, pretty much. She just taught it.
Oh, fuck. He's just like, shit, shit, shit, that hurts.
Oh, yeah.
I would have taken the fire extinguisher.
Yeah.
Top of the head. You think? Yep. Yeah.
That was the worst CGI of the whole movie. Full circle, though.
That was really bad CGI of the pole in his head.
If you looked right at the pole, it looked goopy.
He's not dead. Don't just rest there.
Oh, come on.
You don't, your powers don't work on me. Your dad didn't draw you naked.
Oh, there we go.
He has a gun?
Shoots her by accident.
Svallavista, baby.
The slow turn.
I love his little look.
Do it.
Oh, okay.
I thought that would have rocked that kid world.
A little sawed off shotgun with that 12 gauge.
They should keep her dead.
I'm dead. He didn't tell you, did he?
She's got the angel wings.
You're dead, just like all of us.
Yeah.
Remember your dog, Sparky?
Your dad's not here, actually. He's in hell.
Yeah, he's the terrier.
Arthur Cloud.
Whoa.
Oh.
Well, there goes the daddy theory.
Yeah.
What just happened right there?
He did the, what do you call it?
The mind meld.
Head touch memory.
Okay, yeah, mind meld.
A Vulcan mind meld.
It's stolen from every other thing. Why not?
Yeah, I'm trying to remember what movie that was.
The last minute he touches his head and gives him all the memory.
Isn't it a Vulcan mind meld?
It wasn't Star Trek.
Okay.
Well...
What happened? I thought she had super powers or something.
No, remember she shot gunned him.
And they sort of just thought he was dead.
Yeah, but she was whipping his ass a minute ago.
Literally whipping his ass.
He'll do it again. It's like WWE.
He was letting her.
Ow.
Yeah, that was interesting.
Speaking of WWE, he'd make a great guest character for The Clown.
Yeah.
This is like sing black china in half upside down.
All right.
Oh, that mirror that's in every girl's vanity.
Wow.
Ha, ha.
I'm going to go all in towards it like, oh, I love those.
Okay, got to hand it to him for costume design, making the wings more fucked up as they get
further.
Yeah.
I mean, that looks pretty cool.
They're tattered up right now.
Costume design and set design and sex appeal, apparently.
And gore.
If you rate a movie a gore.
And feelings of helplessness.
There's a lot of that.
Whoa, what?
Does he have alien mouth?
Is that what's going on right there?
Okay.
And then the movie's going to be over, huh?
I don't know.
Oh, we still got 15 minutes.
So she's dead and I guess terrify her hell.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Oh, here we go.
Food is funny, food is funny, cloud cafe, cloud cafe.
Hey, my boy, my son.
Now, why'd you say, go over to the, the, the, the father theory?
The daddy theory because he called his mom mommy.
And you said he probably called him daddy because he died when he was at daddy age.
Maybe he regressed mentally a little bit because of the events of the evening.
You know, if I was like, he killed that bitch mom, that chick that always yells at us, it
calls us pieces of shit.
Hey, he made a noise.
That's noise.
That counts as noise.
Oh no, she's in a back to tank now.
How'd she get there?
Oh no, it's the tree from evil dead.
Uh oh.
Watch out.
The tree's later was like, well, did you see what she was wearing?
She was asking for it.
Oh, the whole movie never happened.
She's still in.
She's better not.
All her dream.
Yeah.
I think it might be all this terrified.
And they were, were they in their joints, were you in chaos, what's going on in your
head?
Why did the success lift when you shared a map in your League of Legends?
the
Because of the hair and the water?
Yeah, because that's what we're looking at.
Dude, that was a pretty horrific drone.
Dude, they're on it.
Zoom in on the navel.
Is he eating him?
Is he eating his hand?
Oh wow.
She cuts off his head.
Do you think he is?
The kid will or she will?
I think she wakes up.
I think the super powers.
I like the 80s kind of.
Is this still a dream?
This is a dream, right?
Because we're in...
That's what I just said.
I think the whole show is her dream from the beginning.
It's not all a dream.
I think part of it's re...
Oh jeez, this is a tough movie to follow.
Plot wise.
It's going to be cool when she breaks out.
Super powered again.
It would be cooler if she broke out.
That's always cool to see.
And now he's the it clown because he's eating kids.
That didn't even go in a little bit.
The
Top of the head again.
Where's it going guys?
Decapitation, somehow.
I'm gonna go impale the head somewhere either top or to the side. No, you guys are right. God damn it
It was your original bet though
Hell yeah, I like how he gave her like good good kid
You did it. I killed everyone you love
Glad you learned a lesson kid. You got you got moxie that's bunk
It's the Santa Claus rules
She have to wear the if the where they could outfit and now she gets arrested for all the murders
Yeah, well, yeah, it looks like you were on Molly's annex. You were drunk
I murdered a shitload of people you ate your brother's arm and leg. We don't believe your brother
He he fucked a possum at school the other day. We know what's up with him. He's on a list
The same shotgun you used to kill your mom
Oh shit. Oh no, I forgot about her
Don't eat it don't eat it. Oh, he's telling her something that's funny
You got a hand to the makeup too they did a great job. Yeah
Makeup design costume design set design all that top-notch
You know, I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it
I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it
And that's the last you'll ever see
You just want full rules of engagement on
Okay, feel like I feel like it warrants like yeah, we got a get her to
Like I mean obviously that's not be her because she's the girl that died or something. Yeah cut off her head
Well, I'm a little disappointed that they both lived I guess they needed a they needed at least a good ending
All right
Soundtracks bang into
Sarah Voight. No, Kaylee Hyman
Unfortunately, all right everybody well that
That was that
That was terrifying too. Well, let's see if there's anything. Let's see. There's a post credit
I am gonna zoom ahead a little bit guys. So if you're yep, there's a cut to the post credit. Sorry, it's
Maybe 45 seconds more
Oh, she's in the psych ward
That's a hot nurses
That meathead Chris Jericho that's it that's the only party place
I
Give me two minutes. It's almost time two, so yeah it is
Here it goes
an
So here's what this is
It's a party place
The
Oh God.
Yes.
Who is that?
That's the first girlfriend.
The first chick that got beat up at the end of the last movie.
Oh.
Hi Vicky bitch.
Okay.
th
three
birth to a new art.
So it's happening.
I think that's yeah.
Like the Kenny cycle, they're going,
they're going the Prometheus ending route.
Cute little baby art.
Is that the?
Clown Cafe song.
Food is funny, food is funny.
Cloud Cafe, we're all clown.
I damn this movie's long as hell.
It's almost over.
This is the post credit.
This 10 minute scene is.
We didn't fast forward to this,
did we?
We did fast forward to this part.
I said that to them,
but it's like 40 seconds off.
I'm so sorry everyone.
I didn't know there was going to be a post credit.
I just was checking.
I should know.
Is she eating your baby or biting the
ability before it off?
She gave birth to his head.
Might be the stupidest horror movie I've ever seen.
She was in the clown cafe.
But she was the good chick in the in the first movie.
Yeah, well fuck guys, that was that was the end of that.
Thank you for watching joining us.
Happy Halloween everybody.
That was gross as fuck.
Let's give it a rating.
I give it a C.
I'll give it a C.
Fucking F minus F minus just because of the gore.
It's the first of many this weekend.
No, not because of the gore.
The gore was fine.
It was the lack of story.
I swear to God, Mike, if you give Buffy an F.
No, you're right.
It's not gonna F.
You're good.
If you give it a W.
It's fucking what's lower than a W.
Well, all right, everybody.
Happy Halloween.
I'm gonna kill Michael.
Bye.