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Chillin' chillin sensors

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and happy, happy Halloween everybody.

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It is weirdly enough, night 16 of the 17 nights of Halloween.

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We've had a good.

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I know, I was so bad at planning these nights,

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but this is it.

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We're doing a live watch of a Terrifier 2,

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which came out in 2022.

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As you, if you're a fan of the show

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and you somehow have seen, you've been on our Patreon

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and if you watched our review of the original Terrifier,

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it is one of the most controversial movies on this pod.

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It's one of the most derisive movies that we've reviewed.

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There's definitely some fans, cough cough, Zach.

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One fan.

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And then there's the rest of us that.

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Oh, and Kevin from the Glitch Parkadium.

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Oh, and Kevin from Glitch Parkadium.

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And I, you know what, maybe I was a little too harsh.

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I know that a friend of mine watched Terrifier

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knowing that, like he had listened to our episode

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and then he watched Terrifier and he's like,

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I think maybe you're a little too harsh about it.

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So maybe this is gonna be better.

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So without further ado.

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Oh, actually with more ado.

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Actually.

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That's just a little bit more ado.

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I think we should just peel back the curtains

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since this is one of the last nights of Halloween.

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Obviously it's been prerecorded during other episodes.

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Cause you could tell that we're wearing the same fucking clothes.

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Yes.

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All three of us, we just matched all three of our outfits

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at the same time.

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Yeah.

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I feel like I have never seen Terrifier 1.

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I'm starting with Terrifier 2.

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I don't think the lore matters, really, from what I've heard.

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I think I'll be okay.

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The funny, what I do imagine is that whatever movie

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I watch after this is going to be so soothing

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and just enjoyable, which is funny

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because I still haven't watched any of our movies this week.

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I have to watch them tonight when we get back from the show.

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Oh, you thought it was gonna be.

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It's not.

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So I'm watching Terrifier 2 and then The Grinch.

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Oh, The Grinch Stole Christmas.

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And honestly, spoiler,

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but that's one of the most adult movies ever made too.

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So if you're looking, this might not, The Grinch might not.

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Is it the Jim Carrey one?

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Yes.

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Okay.

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And then what was the other one?

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Oh, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer 1992, the movie.

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That's gonna be a, I'm so glad I'm gonna be drunk.

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Yeah.

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When we get back here, we're doing laughs against lymphoma.

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If you were there, thank you for coming.

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If you weren't, then I guess you're pro cancer.

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Yes, fuckers.

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And we're locked and loaded.

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We got our beers.

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He's a little upset because I like my gelatos

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and he doesn't.

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I'm gonna lose all my fan base.

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I don't like gelatos.

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It tastes like puke to me.

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And we're watching Terrifier and I'm drinking a gelato.

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I got my waste bucket right here

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just in case I need to throw up.

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With the first, yeah.

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And then I'll be, just think about this.

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How I am with germs.

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The fact that that one guy came and took his shirt off

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and Jason sat down on my couch.

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If you throw up in my living room,

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even if it all goes in the bucket,

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it's still gonna make it so that I have to move out

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or something.

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I'm not gonna be able to live in here anymore.

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Well, thank you for letting me move in here.

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I'm staying in the murder room with Randy.

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Andy was so kind to let me move into his place.

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Also was, I also.

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Share utilities with him

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and be here for the next few months.

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I'll be here every episode.

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So thank you.

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Yeah, I mean, hey, listen,

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is it worth it to have you on each episode?

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You just accepted me living here.

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You were supposed to be like, wait a minute, no.

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I don't know, it might be worth it.

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We like having you on the pod.

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So.

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We like it, we don't love it.

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It's all right.

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Andy, I gotta show you this.

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As soon as I snap my fingers,

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you will forget that you were ever gay.

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Huh.

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It's a big part of my life I'm drawing a blank on now.

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For some reason, I just keep.

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The man's too good.

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I just keep.

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What happens is I think about like,

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oh, there was that time I went to that one Blink-182 concert

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and then it's just a blank and now I'm covered in jizz

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and I don't know why.

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Whatever you did to me, stop it.

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I forgot he does improv.

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He's good.

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The joke that I saw was a guy was like,

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when I snap my fingers,

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you will forget that you were ever gay.

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He's like, wait.

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And he snapped his fingers.

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He's like, I was never gay.

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He's like, yeah, exactly.

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He's like, you can't just do that.

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No, now I'm just.

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Huge chunks of my life are missing.

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It's real, that guy is a god.

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It's like I'm a werewolf that I just wake up every now

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and then just covered in jizz.

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I don't know how it happens.

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It's like, what keeps happening to me?

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Just keep up ending up naked in a field covered in jizz.

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It's me, Andy.

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It's Randy.

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Well, that's been five minutes.

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You'll never get back, ladies and gentlemen.

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We, the, what are we smoking?

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I've got Alien Labs, OZ Kush.

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I've got, we've got little moonshine shots

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that my mom got for me when she went out to Tennessee.

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And it's all smoky.

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I'm drinking white chocolate strawberry cream.

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I got Nanner, some kind of Nanner's.

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Nanner pudding.

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Nanner pudding, all right.

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I bought these on discount.

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It's called Pax Los Angeles.

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Mini burst strawberry, no, sorry,

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black cherry gelato indica with,

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and I've never seen this before,

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but they're ripping off the Camel Crush tech.

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it adds a burst of strawberry vanilla.

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So I'm gonna do what I've always did

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when I smoked Camel Crush, which was a lot,

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and I haven't done it for years, thank God.

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But I'm gonna smoke about half for the OG effect

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and then pop it and we'll see what the difference is.

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So I'm excited for that.

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Oh, check me out on Miniclip.

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Miniclip, yep.

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I forgot.

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Miniclip, dude, what is Miniclip?

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Is that like a...

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No, man, little games.

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Yeah, like you signed up for it, you got scammed later.

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That's funny, I wonder how many of those like

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Addictinggames.com.

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and then that's what started the spam.

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And it's like, now I've got email addresses

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that I know are worthless and I just use four places

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that I just need access to once and then never again.

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Like a WB account when you wanna play fucking Harry Potter.

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So weird, you gotta like make one of those and like sign in.

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All right, so the way we're gonna do this

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is we have this paused right now, 12 seconds in,

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it is right after the camera logo, which is...

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Signature.

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Right when that ends, it's gonna go like black.

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The moment that ended at 12 seconds in, we have paused it.

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And so I will count down three, two, one in a second

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and we'll unpause it and then we can all watch together.

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So again, at the very beginning of the movie,

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when you see the signature logo and it shows like

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a camera lens and it says signature,

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as soon as that turns black, for us it's 12 seconds,

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but depending on how you're watching,

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it's just as soon as the signature logo disappears

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and it goes black, pause it and then we'll count you in.

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Yeah, perfect.

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So, all right, you guys ready?

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No, I kinda wanna delay.

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Brennan could not be here.

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Yeah, Brennan could be here.

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He could have just showed up late, but...

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We got a little Nug version of Brennan.

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Nug Brennan with his little bottle of water.

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He's actually not here this time.

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He's actually not really here.

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Yeah, he's not really here.

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All right, everybody, we're gonna start.

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Get ready to play in...

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Three. Ten. Ten.

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Nine. Nine.

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Eight. Eight.

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Play. Play.

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Oh, perfect.

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So if the little spinny guys...

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Now we get the CineDigim logo and then the screen box logo.

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The CineDigim and the screen box logo.

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We should be all on track.

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Yeah, so I see...

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Blood's giving?

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Like a 3D blood's giving.

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Bloody disgusting.

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Bloody disgusting.

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Bloody disgusting, yeah.

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Blood's giving.

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Oh, Moon turning into the Coven.

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A lot of people dropped this bitch, not just one studio.

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Okay, now we're getting into...

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And Dark Age Cinema.

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So many people.

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Fuzz on the Lens Productions.

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Wow, a lot of people.

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Give us more companies.

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Nope, that's it.

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That's dirty.

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Somebody needs to break down those boxes.

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So it takes place in Bullhead City.

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Yeah, it looks like Smith's, behind Smith's.

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Also, that was an old police car.

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That's what I'm trying to figure out, what year.

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What year this takes place.

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Let's see if we have any context clues.

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I can never, ever understand graffiti.

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I look and stared at a name all day long

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and I can't tell if it says Little Loco

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or if it says Durango or something.

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You know what I mean?

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What the fuck is going on there?

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That guy's tripping balls or something.

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Oh, okay. Oh, he's dying, okay.

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God, that was...

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Blood, yeah.

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What's making that noise, though?

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Is this a cut scene from the first one, maybe?

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This is new.

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Quality doesn't look great.

269
00:10:11,220 --> 00:10:12,820
I think it's supposed to look...

270
00:10:12,820 --> 00:10:14,140
A little gritty.

271
00:10:14,140 --> 00:10:17,220
Yeah, it looks like 70s style, like grindhouse style.

272
00:10:26,300 --> 00:10:28,900
That's a perfectly good phone that you can ever use again.

273
00:10:30,700 --> 00:10:32,460
Oh, this is the end of the first one.

274
00:10:32,460 --> 00:10:34,980
Wait, so is Artie undead or something?

275
00:10:34,980 --> 00:10:36,620
No, but they shot him in the fucking head,

276
00:10:36,620 --> 00:10:38,380
I forgot, at the end of the last one.

277
00:10:38,380 --> 00:10:39,220
They shot...

278
00:10:39,220 --> 00:10:41,340
Yeah, so he's a tweaker.

279
00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:42,540
Yeah, he's from Bullhead.

280
00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:48,020
Oh, Artie.

281
00:10:49,580 --> 00:10:51,420
Artie, look what they done to you.

282
00:10:55,820 --> 00:11:00,020
Once I want them to cut to a tool

283
00:11:00,020 --> 00:11:02,540
and then the guy just doesn't use it.

284
00:11:02,540 --> 00:11:04,460
Like, foreshadowing we never get.

285
00:11:04,460 --> 00:11:05,420
It's like, look at the saw,

286
00:11:05,420 --> 00:11:07,700
then he just walks over and just...

287
00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:08,820
They kind of did that in Star Wars

288
00:11:08,820 --> 00:11:10,780
where they interrogate Leia.

289
00:11:10,780 --> 00:11:12,180
Oh.

290
00:11:12,180 --> 00:11:13,020
Memba?

291
00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:13,860
No.

292
00:11:13,860 --> 00:11:14,700
I'm Memba.

293
00:11:27,340 --> 00:11:28,780
All right.

294
00:11:28,780 --> 00:11:29,620
Bam.

295
00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:34,900
Oh, there we go.

296
00:11:34,900 --> 00:11:37,020
I was about to say too many off-screen kills,

297
00:11:37,020 --> 00:11:37,860
but I liked that.

298
00:11:37,860 --> 00:11:38,940
Oh.

299
00:11:38,940 --> 00:11:40,740
Oh, God.

300
00:11:41,860 --> 00:11:42,820
That's eye-opening.

301
00:11:44,940 --> 00:11:45,780
Is he gonna...

302
00:11:45,780 --> 00:11:46,620
Don't eat it.

303
00:11:46,620 --> 00:11:47,460
Eat it. Eat it.

304
00:11:47,460 --> 00:11:48,300
Eat it.

305
00:11:48,300 --> 00:11:49,140
Eat the eye.

306
00:11:49,140 --> 00:11:49,980
Don't eat the eye.

307
00:11:49,980 --> 00:11:50,820
Oh.

308
00:11:50,820 --> 00:11:51,660
Oh.

309
00:11:51,660 --> 00:11:52,500
Okay.

310
00:11:54,260 --> 00:11:55,100
That was a little smarter.

311
00:11:55,100 --> 00:11:58,940
Minority reported the eye.

312
00:11:58,940 --> 00:12:01,180
Does that track as a reference?

313
00:12:01,180 --> 00:12:03,140
Remember when he had to get new eyes?

314
00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:05,140
I haven't seen that move in a long time.

315
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:06,940
All right.

316
00:12:06,940 --> 00:12:08,180
That was pretty funny, actually.

317
00:12:14,260 --> 00:12:16,060
I mean, low-key he's pretty funny.

318
00:12:18,900 --> 00:12:21,100
I'd get a laugh before he died.

319
00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:26,100
Or before dying.

320
00:12:29,340 --> 00:12:30,580
What the fuck?

321
00:12:30,580 --> 00:12:52,580
Don't eat the brain.

322
00:12:52,580 --> 00:12:54,580
Nobody's looking down.

323
00:12:54,580 --> 00:12:55,420
Oh, there's a...

324
00:12:55,420 --> 00:12:56,260
Oh, look.

325
00:12:56,260 --> 00:13:01,260
He's looking for...

326
00:13:01,260 --> 00:13:03,460
I guess maybe that's pretty common in Bullhead.

327
00:13:09,140 --> 00:13:11,100
So now he's just gonna go do his laundry?

328
00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:31,300
Yeah.

329
00:13:31,300 --> 00:13:33,020
He's like, oh man, tough day at the office.

330
00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:34,500
Oh shit, yeah.

331
00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:35,580
Oh. What the fuck?

332
00:13:35,580 --> 00:13:37,180
I don't need to see his ass.

333
00:13:37,180 --> 00:13:41,940
That is the whitest boy I've ever seen.

334
00:13:41,940 --> 00:13:44,620
I didn't know we were gonna get to see him out of costume.

335
00:13:44,620 --> 00:13:45,620
That's pretty cool.

336
00:13:48,820 --> 00:13:51,300
Just a normal guy just like you, bitch.

337
00:13:54,820 --> 00:13:56,980
Head on crash kills family of four.

338
00:13:56,980 --> 00:13:57,820
Ah, that was me.

339
00:13:57,820 --> 00:13:59,500
He's just laughing.

340
00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:00,740
Is he a mime?

341
00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,820
Yeah, he doesn't say anything.

342
00:14:02,820 --> 00:14:07,820
He doesn't... Oh, no noise.

343
00:14:14,060 --> 00:14:14,900
What?

344
00:14:14,900 --> 00:14:15,740
Is he dressed like that?

345
00:14:15,740 --> 00:14:17,780
Is that the chick from Napoleon Dynamite?

346
00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:20,300
Yeah, that's her.

347
00:14:20,300 --> 00:14:21,140
That's a kid.

348
00:14:22,140 --> 00:14:24,340
That's Bullhead girl from Napoleon Dynamite.

349
00:14:25,860 --> 00:14:26,700
Is she...

350
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:31,700
Oh, what the fuck?

351
00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:32,540
All right.

352
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:34,780
She's shitting blood?

353
00:14:35,780 --> 00:14:36,780
I don't think that's...

354
00:14:39,780 --> 00:14:40,980
Oh, that's period blood.

355
00:14:42,980 --> 00:14:46,380
It comes out that fast and gooey and runny shit?

356
00:14:46,380 --> 00:14:48,140
You know, I was thinking about opening my gelato

357
00:14:48,140 --> 00:14:49,380
and drinking it, but now...

358
00:14:49,380 --> 00:14:53,140
Yeah, gelato's not so good, is it?

359
00:14:53,140 --> 00:14:54,380
Fuck it, it's Halloween, right?

360
00:14:54,380 --> 00:14:55,220
Yeah.

361
00:14:55,220 --> 00:14:56,860
Happy Halloween, everybody.

362
00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:01,460
Who the fuck is this chick?

363
00:15:03,980 --> 00:15:05,500
Make him over here and poke your eye a little bit.

364
00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:07,540
Yeah, that's yummy.

365
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:08,380
Ha ha.

366
00:15:17,580 --> 00:15:20,180
He can't patty cake, he has bad depth perception.

367
00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:22,020
What an insult.

368
00:15:22,020 --> 00:15:22,860
He's a dick.

369
00:15:22,860 --> 00:15:25,500
Bad depth perception, what an insult.

370
00:15:28,980 --> 00:15:31,220
Then Ben Kingsley wakes up and...

371
00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:33,580
Oh, he's tripping balls.

372
00:15:33,580 --> 00:15:34,420
She's not really...

373
00:15:34,420 --> 00:15:35,260
Okay.

374
00:15:36,660 --> 00:15:39,460
For a second, I thought, wow, what an unbelievable movie.

375
00:15:40,580 --> 00:15:42,980
That there'd be a chick, but yeah.

376
00:15:42,980 --> 00:15:43,820
He's just insane.

377
00:15:43,820 --> 00:15:45,380
He's like, damn, these tweakers are getting crazy.

378
00:15:45,380 --> 00:15:46,940
I was like, how'd they get hit?

379
00:15:46,940 --> 00:15:48,420
And why'd they cover his dick?

380
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:52,700
Probably because there's a child there, Andy.

381
00:15:52,700 --> 00:15:57,060
Oh, I mean, but not in the shots that it showed outside.

382
00:15:57,060 --> 00:15:58,060
Like when he was alone?

383
00:15:58,060 --> 00:15:59,900
I think that shuffle of, all right,

384
00:15:59,900 --> 00:16:01,180
now we're gonna film with the child,

385
00:16:01,180 --> 00:16:02,140
now put your pants on.

386
00:16:02,140 --> 00:16:03,180
All right, now we're gonna film without,

387
00:16:03,180 --> 00:16:04,100
take your pants off.

388
00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:05,660
No, you're right.

389
00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:08,140
But now he's looking fresh, dude, he got the drip.

390
00:16:08,140 --> 00:16:09,180
Hella fresh.

391
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:11,940
Oh man.

392
00:16:12,940 --> 00:16:14,940
That's what you get for...

393
00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:15,780
Waking up.

394
00:16:15,780 --> 00:16:16,620
Waking up and seeing shit.

395
00:16:16,620 --> 00:16:19,020
He did the analog version of how they killed that guy

396
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:19,900
in Red State.

397
00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:20,740
Oh.

398
00:16:20,740 --> 00:16:24,580
Or how that one dude died in that cryogen from...

399
00:16:24,580 --> 00:16:25,420
Oh yeah, that too.

400
00:16:25,420 --> 00:16:26,260
Tendorum.

401
00:16:26,260 --> 00:16:28,260
Yeah, something about the top down, top of the head.

402
00:16:28,260 --> 00:16:30,740
The top down from the top of the head, yeah.

403
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:32,660
All right, this has to be like 80s.

404
00:16:35,340 --> 00:16:36,180
I think you were right, Mike.

405
00:16:36,180 --> 00:16:38,420
Oh dude, I love synthwave.

406
00:16:38,420 --> 00:16:39,260
I do too.

407
00:16:39,260 --> 00:16:40,700
But it's funny, because synthwave

408
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:43,300
wasn't really popular in the 80s.

409
00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:46,620
Like 80s music didn't really sound like synthwave.

410
00:16:46,620 --> 00:16:47,460
No.

411
00:16:47,460 --> 00:16:49,300
It had synth elements.

412
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,900
Synth elements and synthwave is its own thing.

413
00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:54,860
It's like 80s inspired modern music,

414
00:16:55,780 --> 00:16:56,700
which is kind of nuts.

415
00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:58,060
It's not 80s at all.

416
00:17:01,660 --> 00:17:04,860
Most of my favorite bands that are synthwave.

417
00:17:04,860 --> 00:17:08,060
We just have better tech now, so they went back and...

418
00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:09,300
No, but like Lost Years,

419
00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:13,300
which is a synthwave kind of band.

420
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:18,060
They're young, they're not like an old, from the 80s group.

421
00:17:18,060 --> 00:17:19,940
Is she doing cosplay?

422
00:17:19,940 --> 00:17:21,700
That's something. It looks like it.

423
00:17:23,620 --> 00:17:26,460
I mean, that's a lot of work.

424
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:31,540
Well, she's probably gonna die anyways.

425
00:17:31,540 --> 00:17:33,140
I imagine this movie is just that brutal,

426
00:17:33,140 --> 00:17:34,500
no happy ending, nothing.

427
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:37,540
Yeah, I bet that's Amelie McLean that they just...

428
00:17:37,540 --> 00:17:40,020
Oh, Chris Jericho's in this.

429
00:17:40,020 --> 00:17:41,180
Who's Chris Jericho again?

430
00:17:41,180 --> 00:17:44,860
From Jericho, from a wrestler, from WWE.

431
00:17:44,860 --> 00:17:45,900
Yeah, I thought so.

432
00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:48,820
I think he's the one that recently,

433
00:17:50,140 --> 00:17:52,540
he wasn't doing wrestling for maybe 10 years,

434
00:17:52,540 --> 00:17:53,380
and then he...

435
00:17:53,380 --> 00:17:55,380
Yeah, he had a podcast, it was pretty popular.

436
00:17:55,380 --> 00:17:58,780
I think it was WrestleMania last year.

437
00:17:58,780 --> 00:17:59,620
There's a...

438
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:02,220
Oh, no, Royal Rumble last year.

439
00:18:02,220 --> 00:18:05,140
Out of nowhere, Jericho music comes on,

440
00:18:05,140 --> 00:18:07,700
and everyone lost their fucking minds.

441
00:18:07,700 --> 00:18:10,580
I feel bad that they're showing her do these angel wings

442
00:18:10,580 --> 00:18:11,740
and spray painting them.

443
00:18:11,740 --> 00:18:12,900
She's supposed to be the hero,

444
00:18:12,900 --> 00:18:14,820
and you just know that she's just gonna die

445
00:18:14,820 --> 00:18:16,900
horribly. Oh, dude, she's gonna get sawed in half

446
00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:18,140
from her pussy down, dude.

447
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:18,980
I thought that was the first one.

448
00:18:18,980 --> 00:18:21,500
I know, he's gonna do something worse to her.

449
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,780
That's what I'm saying, I'm just saying that

450
00:18:23,780 --> 00:18:26,460
because I was like, oh, it's gonna be worse than that.

451
00:18:26,460 --> 00:18:28,660
I'm gonna guess after seeing all the opening stars

452
00:18:28,660 --> 00:18:29,580
and people that are in it,

453
00:18:29,580 --> 00:18:31,780
that Chris Jericho's gonna be the hero.

454
00:18:31,780 --> 00:18:32,620
He's gonna be what?

455
00:18:32,620 --> 00:18:33,460
The hero.

456
00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:35,300
He's gonna stone cold, stoner, terrifying.

457
00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:36,860
I don't think there's gonna be no heroes.

458
00:18:36,860 --> 00:18:37,900
I think everyone dies.

459
00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:43,060
I wanna see her cosplay outfit, though.

460
00:18:43,060 --> 00:18:45,020
She puts so much work into it.

461
00:18:45,020 --> 00:18:47,260
Well, let's figure out how old she is first.

462
00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:51,460
I just wanna see if it's like a battle angel or what.

463
00:18:51,460 --> 00:18:53,420
Dude, it's for her OnlyFans, what do you think?

464
00:18:56,940 --> 00:18:57,780
What?

465
00:18:57,780 --> 00:18:59,580
I wanna know what year this takes place.

466
00:19:02,060 --> 00:19:04,620
Look at that ridiculous Bluetooth headset.

467
00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:09,620
What the hell are you doing?

468
00:19:15,260 --> 00:19:16,500
Oh, no, laptop.

469
00:19:19,540 --> 00:19:20,380
Modern day.

470
00:19:22,260 --> 00:19:23,100
Oh, God.

471
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:32,700
Jesus, that was a real slap.

472
00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:34,900
Normal life in the kitchen, mom burning steak

473
00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:36,340
with her ridiculous headset.

474
00:19:45,780 --> 00:19:47,220
Honey, are you okay?

475
00:19:47,220 --> 00:20:08,220
You barely touched your burnt steak.

476
00:20:08,220 --> 00:20:09,860
That's kinda hard to dress up as.

477
00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:12,260
I know a friend who just naturally looks like him.

478
00:20:12,260 --> 00:20:14,220
Charles Manson, you could do pretty...

479
00:20:14,220 --> 00:20:17,220
Yeah, but that involves carving a swastika into your face.

480
00:20:17,220 --> 00:20:18,060
Yeah.

481
00:20:25,940 --> 00:20:27,740
I mean, the kid kinda rules.

482
00:20:29,180 --> 00:20:32,140
Yeah, but I mean, yeah.

483
00:20:32,980 --> 00:20:35,660
Although it is disrespectful to dress up as someone

484
00:20:35,660 --> 00:20:38,580
who murdered a bunch of people in your town the year before.

485
00:20:38,580 --> 00:20:39,940
Senior year in high school,

486
00:20:39,940 --> 00:20:42,380
I dressed up as the ghost of Trayvon Martin.

487
00:20:42,380 --> 00:20:44,380
Yeah, but you didn't know Trayvon Martin.

488
00:20:44,380 --> 00:20:45,980
He wasn't even in your town.

489
00:20:45,980 --> 00:20:46,820
No.

490
00:20:46,820 --> 00:20:47,660
What are you talking about?

491
00:20:47,660 --> 00:20:48,820
Still very offensive.

492
00:20:48,820 --> 00:20:50,380
I hope there's no pictures of it.

493
00:20:50,380 --> 00:20:51,780
Which is quite a contrast,

494
00:20:51,780 --> 00:20:53,980
because the year before I was the ShamWow guy.

495
00:20:55,180 --> 00:20:56,220
Is it Trayvon Martin?

496
00:20:56,220 --> 00:20:57,340
He was black, wasn't he?

497
00:20:59,100 --> 00:21:01,220
How were you the ghost of Trayvon Martin?

498
00:21:01,220 --> 00:21:05,020
I wore a black ski mask over my head.

499
00:21:05,020 --> 00:21:07,420
That's gonna be the most controversial part

500
00:21:07,420 --> 00:21:08,580
of this entire fucking episode.

501
00:21:08,580 --> 00:21:09,420
We'll see.

502
00:21:09,420 --> 00:21:12,620
It was a different time.

503
00:21:12,620 --> 00:21:15,020
I literally announced it and nobody cared.

504
00:21:17,020 --> 00:21:19,020
We're missing a plot point.

505
00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:24,620
Wait, what?

506
00:21:24,620 --> 00:21:26,020
Terrifier lives at their house?

507
00:21:26,020 --> 00:21:26,860
No, that's his costume.

508
00:21:26,860 --> 00:21:27,700
That's his costume.

509
00:21:28,700 --> 00:21:29,540
Oh.

510
00:21:31,620 --> 00:21:33,380
So everyone knows about Terrifier.

511
00:21:33,380 --> 00:21:34,700
Yeah, he killed nine people.

512
00:21:34,700 --> 00:21:35,900
He killed a bunch of people.

513
00:21:35,900 --> 00:21:37,740
Yeah, he killed nine people.

514
00:21:37,740 --> 00:21:39,860
He killed a bunch of people.

515
00:21:39,860 --> 00:21:41,100
One year before on Halloween.

516
00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:42,100
So this is Halloween.

517
00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:43,700
And the cops were all driving around looking for him.

518
00:21:43,700 --> 00:21:45,580
Yeah, but they didn't find him.

519
00:21:45,580 --> 00:21:46,460
Clean his outfit.

520
00:21:50,540 --> 00:21:51,700
What the fuck?

521
00:22:03,980 --> 00:22:05,620
This kid's like a true crime.

522
00:22:05,620 --> 00:22:07,740
I didn't know Ray-Ban made eyeglasses.

523
00:22:23,100 --> 00:22:23,940
Watch your mouth.

524
00:22:23,940 --> 00:22:27,260
No, he looks a little like, he's obsessed with this.

525
00:22:27,260 --> 00:22:28,100
I mean, we all do.

526
00:22:28,100 --> 00:22:31,260
We all fucking Wikipedia murder chip.

527
00:22:31,260 --> 00:22:33,340
Oh, rotten.com, dude.

528
00:22:33,340 --> 00:22:35,620
Back in my day.

529
00:22:35,620 --> 00:22:36,460
But what does he,

530
00:22:36,460 --> 00:22:40,540
why does he need his hard copy version

531
00:22:40,540 --> 00:22:43,220
of the evidence that he's looking at online?

532
00:22:44,220 --> 00:22:45,460
I like how she's like,

533
00:22:45,460 --> 00:22:46,740
you don't see me going for attention

534
00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:49,340
as she's just finished with her cosplay?

535
00:22:49,340 --> 00:22:51,060
Yeah, that's true.

536
00:22:51,060 --> 00:23:07,780
I'm gonna be an angel.

537
00:23:07,780 --> 00:23:09,900
He's just a true crime nerd.

538
00:23:09,900 --> 00:23:12,420
See, now if he starts getting into Minecraft YouTube,

539
00:23:12,420 --> 00:23:22,420
then we have a problem.

540
00:23:22,420 --> 00:23:24,180
Hey, smoke up, Johnny.

541
00:23:24,180 --> 00:23:25,220
Or wait, is that a pipe?

542
00:23:25,220 --> 00:23:26,060
Oh no.

543
00:23:26,060 --> 00:23:26,900
No, I thought so too.

544
00:23:26,900 --> 00:23:27,740
I thought she was smoking up.

545
00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:28,580
Yeah.

546
00:23:32,180 --> 00:23:33,500
Yeah, she has super glue.

547
00:23:35,220 --> 00:23:37,020
Look in her fucking room right there.

548
00:23:37,020 --> 00:23:38,940
She's got 10 types of super glue.

549
00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:42,340
Don't use it all.

550
00:23:42,340 --> 00:23:43,180
It's got nothing glue.

551
00:23:43,180 --> 00:24:04,340
I'm just gonna have to

552
00:24:09,860 --> 00:24:11,660
Glückliche.

553
00:24:11,660 --> 00:24:14,660
I don't think he's going to beat up his sister. That's sick.

554
00:24:24,660 --> 00:24:27,660
What's his character? What's his daddy's character?

555
00:24:30,660 --> 00:24:32,660
Is his daddy an artist?

556
00:24:34,660 --> 00:24:39,660
Would you say this is retrofuturism with that music playing but this set in the 90s?

557
00:24:39,660 --> 00:24:42,660
Yeah, well it's not the 90s because it has a laptop.

558
00:24:42,660 --> 00:24:43,660
Oh, did it?

559
00:24:43,660 --> 00:24:44,660
She was using like a modern-ass laptop.

560
00:24:44,660 --> 00:24:47,660
Wasn't it a laptop but the police cars are from like the 80s?

561
00:24:47,660 --> 00:24:48,660
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

562
00:24:48,660 --> 00:24:49,660
It was kind of weird.

563
00:24:49,660 --> 00:24:51,660
The headset was from like the 90s.

564
00:24:51,660 --> 00:25:19,660
They have a bit on their phones at once.

565
00:25:19,660 --> 00:25:21,660
I just want to shit blood and play patty cake with them.

566
00:25:21,660 --> 00:25:26,660
Yeah, I'm already shitting blood. I just need someone to play patty cake with.

567
00:25:26,660 --> 00:25:28,660
I've been eating Chipotle every day.

568
00:25:33,660 --> 00:25:36,660
I had a friend growing up and looked just like that kid.

569
00:25:38,660 --> 00:25:44,660
His name's Eric. We're talking to just like skinny glasses, little dirty boy.

570
00:25:44,660 --> 00:25:47,660
Shot of the air.

571
00:25:51,660 --> 00:26:00,660
I bet you that movie we're watching right now is one of the director's favorite movies.

572
00:26:01,660 --> 00:26:07,660
You know, how that always goes, how they always like insert like this is what influenced me.

573
00:26:07,660 --> 00:26:09,660
And now she's watching like a video game cutscene.

574
00:26:09,660 --> 00:26:10,660
Yeah, what is this?

575
00:26:10,660 --> 00:26:12,660
Like a shitty steam game.

576
00:26:12,660 --> 00:26:14,660
It's actually kind of cool.

577
00:26:14,660 --> 00:26:15,660
None killer.

578
00:26:15,660 --> 00:26:23,660
All right.

579
00:26:35,660 --> 00:26:38,660
What the fuck is the clown cafe?

580
00:26:38,660 --> 00:26:46,660
Where all my ex's boyfriends go to eat?

581
00:26:46,660 --> 00:26:51,660
This is not a real place.

582
00:26:51,660 --> 00:26:54,660
Oh, is this a daydream?

583
00:26:54,660 --> 00:26:55,660
Must be a dream.

584
00:26:59,660 --> 00:27:01,660
Well, there's art in that picture.

585
00:27:01,660 --> 00:27:11,660
Yeah.

586
00:27:11,660 --> 00:27:16,660
The rest of it looks shitty, but the teeth are all fucked up.

587
00:27:16,660 --> 00:27:17,660
Yeah.

588
00:27:17,660 --> 00:27:18,660
They're accurate there.

589
00:27:22,660 --> 00:27:27,660
It's weird that it's like grown ass adults playing kids.

590
00:27:27,660 --> 00:27:32,660
So he has Freddy powers.

591
00:27:32,660 --> 00:27:33,660
He put her in a dream.

592
00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:42,660
I like the song though.

593
00:27:45,660 --> 00:27:46,660
I go to the clown cafe.

594
00:27:46,660 --> 00:28:01,660
Who's directing?

595
00:28:01,660 --> 00:28:04,660
I bet you think something was going to happen.

596
00:28:04,660 --> 00:28:23,660
I thought someone was about to get fucking murdered.

597
00:28:23,660 --> 00:28:29,660
Are the crispies?

598
00:28:29,660 --> 00:28:30,660
Oh, okay.

599
00:28:30,660 --> 00:28:32,660
Yummy.

600
00:28:32,660 --> 00:28:37,660
That's what you got to eat to get into the salty milk.

601
00:28:37,660 --> 00:28:39,660
Oh, buttermilk and it's brown.

602
00:28:39,660 --> 00:29:00,660
Yeah.

603
00:29:00,660 --> 00:29:10,660
Damn bro.

604
00:29:10,660 --> 00:29:35,660
I mean, he is a consummate performer though.

605
00:29:35,660 --> 00:29:36,660
He's never off.

606
00:29:36,660 --> 00:29:37,660
You know what I mean?

607
00:29:37,660 --> 00:29:38,660
Like anytime you see him, he's on.

608
00:29:38,660 --> 00:29:40,660
I keep seeing references to other movies though.

609
00:29:40,660 --> 00:29:43,660
Like the saw tricycle right here.

610
00:29:43,660 --> 00:29:47,660
And then now the Freddy dream sequence.

611
00:29:47,660 --> 00:29:52,660
You think him popping out of that door was like a here's Johnny.

612
00:29:52,660 --> 00:29:55,660
Maybe the food truck.

613
00:29:55,660 --> 00:29:57,660
Yeah, probably.

614
00:29:57,660 --> 00:30:01,660
And then here's a Batman.

615
00:30:01,660 --> 00:30:02,660
Santa Claus.

616
00:30:02,660 --> 00:30:23,660
Yeah.

617
00:30:23,660 --> 00:30:29,660
Well, that bitch is going crazy for some popcorn.

618
00:30:29,660 --> 00:30:32,660
Oh, it's so good.

619
00:30:32,660 --> 00:30:34,660
Caramel Apple.

620
00:30:34,660 --> 00:30:38,660
What did she get?

621
00:30:38,660 --> 00:30:43,660
An IED.

622
00:30:43,660 --> 00:30:44,660
I don't fucking want these.

623
00:30:44,660 --> 00:30:47,660
Like fucking take it bitch.

624
00:30:47,660 --> 00:30:49,660
Take a fucking.

625
00:30:49,660 --> 00:30:52,660
I don't like yelling.

626
00:30:52,660 --> 00:30:53,660
Bitch.

627
00:30:53,660 --> 00:30:57,660
You think he's going to say something in like the third, like he'll finally say a word in the third movie.

628
00:30:57,660 --> 00:31:00,660
I mean, they're like build up to it.

629
00:31:00,660 --> 00:31:11,660
Someone's going to have to kill him or something and make him scream or some shit.

630
00:31:11,660 --> 00:31:12,660
A block of cheese.

631
00:31:12,660 --> 00:31:14,660
What is it?

632
00:31:14,660 --> 00:31:17,660
Looks like a ass.

633
00:31:17,660 --> 00:31:20,660
Like a human ass.

634
00:31:20,660 --> 00:31:24,660
Her mom's ear with the earpiece attached.

635
00:31:24,660 --> 00:31:34,660
Heart and worms.

636
00:31:34,660 --> 00:31:54,660
Yeah, they're matrixifying it.

637
00:31:54,660 --> 00:31:59,660
Right on.

638
00:31:59,660 --> 00:32:04,660
Why do they turn into penguins when he shoots them?

639
00:32:04,660 --> 00:32:09,660
Nice.

640
00:32:09,660 --> 00:32:12,660
Well, now I see why they had to get adult actors.

641
00:32:12,660 --> 00:32:16,660
Yeah.

642
00:32:16,660 --> 00:32:26,660
Oh shit.

643
00:32:26,660 --> 00:32:29,660
It is pretty funny.

644
00:32:29,660 --> 00:32:31,660
From his perspective, it's a funny joke.

645
00:32:31,660 --> 00:32:38,660
He runs out of bullets right when he's the main characters about to die.

646
00:32:38,660 --> 00:32:41,660
It's dark.

647
00:32:41,660 --> 00:32:43,660
What the fuck is that?

648
00:32:43,660 --> 00:32:45,660
Play thrower.

649
00:32:45,660 --> 00:32:46,660
Sort of lighter.

650
00:32:46,660 --> 00:32:47,660
Oh, she took a bullet.

651
00:32:47,660 --> 00:32:48,660
Oh, she did get shot.

652
00:32:48,660 --> 00:32:49,660
All right.

653
00:32:49,660 --> 00:32:53,660
That's that's like, well, that's pretty bad.

654
00:32:53,660 --> 00:33:20,660
Something's broken to me when you think this is funny.

655
00:33:20,660 --> 00:33:23,660
What's that?

656
00:33:23,660 --> 00:33:25,660
This is just kind of funny.

657
00:33:25,660 --> 00:33:27,660
This is just how cheesy it is.

658
00:33:27,660 --> 00:33:33,660
I thought it was going to be a lot worse.

659
00:33:33,660 --> 00:33:34,660
It's definitely not scary.

660
00:33:34,660 --> 00:33:36,660
Well, I'm human centipede.

661
00:33:36,660 --> 00:33:37,660
They can't.

662
00:33:37,660 --> 00:33:38,660
It was a lot worse.

663
00:33:38,660 --> 00:33:41,660
You know, I'm trying to appreciate art.

664
00:33:41,660 --> 00:33:43,660
The clown's humor.

665
00:33:43,660 --> 00:33:44,660
Just art.

666
00:33:44,660 --> 00:33:45,660
You're taking art side.

667
00:33:45,660 --> 00:33:47,660
Is that going to be your takeaway?

668
00:33:47,660 --> 00:33:50,660
Art's a misunderstood hero.

669
00:33:50,660 --> 00:33:56,660
He's not a hero, but he's funny.

670
00:33:56,660 --> 00:33:58,660
Oh, yeah.

671
00:33:58,660 --> 00:34:00,660
Homie caught a stray.

672
00:34:00,660 --> 00:34:13,660
She needs that cereal, bitch.

673
00:34:13,660 --> 00:34:15,660
Hey, why pull your hand out?

674
00:34:15,660 --> 00:34:18,660
I thought she saw that and she knew it was in there.

675
00:34:18,660 --> 00:34:24,660
Yeah, dump the box.

676
00:34:24,660 --> 00:34:25,660
Dump the box.

677
00:34:25,660 --> 00:34:26,660
Turn it over.

678
00:34:26,660 --> 00:34:28,660
Or just wake up.

679
00:34:28,660 --> 00:34:33,660
Yeah, or just wake up.

680
00:34:33,660 --> 00:34:39,660
I don't.

681
00:34:39,660 --> 00:34:41,660
Oh, wait, is there something in there like Santa's magic bag?

682
00:34:41,660 --> 00:34:42,660
Yeah, a gun.

683
00:34:42,660 --> 00:34:49,660
Yeah.

684
00:34:49,660 --> 00:34:55,660
The sword.

685
00:34:55,660 --> 00:34:56,660
All right.

686
00:34:56,660 --> 00:34:58,660
So this motherfucker, does he have powers?

687
00:34:58,660 --> 00:34:59,660
He is, Randy.

688
00:34:59,660 --> 00:35:00,660
What the hell?

689
00:35:00,660 --> 00:35:01,660
Yeah.

690
00:35:01,660 --> 00:35:11,660
This changes things.

691
00:35:11,660 --> 00:35:36,660
I bet it just caught on fire because she left candles near her, a freshly painted feather set.

692
00:35:36,660 --> 00:35:38,660
I don't think that had anything to do with the dream.

693
00:35:38,660 --> 00:35:44,660
Sometimes you know how like you incorporate the fact that your alarm is about to go off into your dream before it's about to go off.

694
00:35:44,660 --> 00:35:47,660
It's that kind of thing.

695
00:35:47,660 --> 00:35:53,660
Oh, first she's all watch your mouth and now she's already fucking stupid.

696
00:35:53,660 --> 00:35:54,660
God damn.

697
00:35:54,660 --> 00:35:55,660
Really, Mom?

698
00:35:55,660 --> 00:35:58,660
Wow.

699
00:35:58,660 --> 00:36:00,660
You fucking cunt.

700
00:36:00,660 --> 00:36:04,660
Fucking stupid bitch.

701
00:36:04,660 --> 00:36:08,660
Yeah, you little shit.

702
00:36:08,660 --> 00:36:10,660
Stupid bitch.

703
00:36:10,660 --> 00:36:11,660
Should have had an abortion.

704
00:36:11,660 --> 00:36:13,660
I think we're all ready for Mom to die for.

705
00:36:13,660 --> 00:36:14,660
Yeah.

706
00:36:14,660 --> 00:36:15,660
Oh, yeah.

707
00:36:15,660 --> 00:36:16,660
Mom's getting the red.

708
00:36:16,660 --> 00:36:18,660
Die, bitch.

709
00:36:18,660 --> 00:36:28,660
Actually, she's just being a good parent.

710
00:36:28,660 --> 00:36:36,660
Because your fucking room caught on fire, you idiot.

711
00:36:36,660 --> 00:36:37,660
What?

712
00:36:37,660 --> 00:36:42,660
What?

713
00:36:42,660 --> 00:36:44,660
Fucking burn your room down too, bitch.

714
00:36:44,660 --> 00:36:45,660
Yeah.

715
00:36:45,660 --> 00:36:48,660
I'm fucking loco.

716
00:36:48,660 --> 00:36:50,660
She's in high school?

717
00:36:50,660 --> 00:36:51,660
College.

718
00:36:51,660 --> 00:36:52,660
That's painful.

719
00:36:52,660 --> 00:36:53,660
They didn't really say.

720
00:36:53,660 --> 00:36:58,660
That constant trope in movies where it's like you don't understand, it's all in your fucking head.

721
00:36:58,660 --> 00:36:59,660
Yeah.

722
00:36:59,660 --> 00:37:01,660
I don't fucking believe you, stupid bitch.

723
00:37:01,660 --> 00:37:09,660
There's so many movies where it's like if you were the victim, brought a little bit of proof.

724
00:37:09,660 --> 00:37:16,660
I know that you can't do any proof right now, but actually where are the fucking wings burnt?

725
00:37:16,660 --> 00:37:17,660
They look kind of cool.

726
00:37:17,660 --> 00:37:20,660
Right?

727
00:37:20,660 --> 00:37:21,660
I mean, they looked way cooler before.

728
00:37:21,660 --> 00:37:27,660
Better than that burnt steak.

729
00:37:27,660 --> 00:37:28,660
You really want that, mom?

730
00:37:28,660 --> 00:37:29,660
I'm hungry.

731
00:37:29,660 --> 00:37:30,660
I'm a little hungry.

732
00:37:30,660 --> 00:37:31,660
Oh, OK.

733
00:37:31,660 --> 00:37:34,660
Hey, the sword looks like it survived.

734
00:37:34,660 --> 00:37:35,660
Wait, did it become real?

735
00:37:35,660 --> 00:37:36,660
Because it looked fake.

736
00:37:36,660 --> 00:37:37,660
No, it was real.

737
00:37:37,660 --> 00:37:40,660
Remember, he lifted up and he was like, you can wear this with your costume?

738
00:37:40,660 --> 00:37:45,660
She's like, I can't go outside with that.

739
00:37:45,660 --> 00:37:51,660
I saw that shit melting in the fucking dream, though.

740
00:37:51,660 --> 00:37:54,660
Like it was, it took damage.

741
00:37:54,660 --> 00:37:56,660
Yeah, God, I think she's going to cut her finger.

742
00:37:56,660 --> 00:38:01,660
For some reason, that's the most, like the most I've been in this whole movie so far.

743
00:38:01,660 --> 00:38:11,660
It's just that when someone actually slices their finger on the top of a blade or something.

744
00:38:11,660 --> 00:38:14,660
It's Halloween time.

745
00:38:14,660 --> 00:38:16,660
Oh, yeah, we are.

746
00:38:16,660 --> 00:38:20,660
We also got to remember we have a body count of zero so far.

747
00:38:20,660 --> 00:38:22,660
No, the guy at the laundromat.

748
00:38:22,660 --> 00:38:24,660
And the last movie.

749
00:38:24,660 --> 00:38:28,660
Well, no, we didn't see the laundromat in the last movie.

750
00:38:28,660 --> 00:38:30,660
That's technically this movie.

751
00:38:30,660 --> 00:38:34,660
All those either imaginary or whatever people that got shot the fuck.

752
00:38:34,660 --> 00:38:48,660
Yeah.

753
00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:53,660
Sorry, I called you a fucking cunt last night.

754
00:38:53,660 --> 00:38:56,660
You know how I went without my coffee.

755
00:38:56,660 --> 00:38:58,660
It turns into one of those.

756
00:38:58,660 --> 00:39:00,660
A boulders commercial.

757
00:39:00,660 --> 00:39:01,660
Mom joke.

758
00:39:01,660 --> 00:39:04,660
You're going to make me get off my sipping in the middle of the night ever again.

759
00:39:04,660 --> 00:39:05,660
Yeah.

760
00:39:05,660 --> 00:39:09,660
Also, if you're kidding, why the fuck would you leave your milk out like that?

761
00:39:09,660 --> 00:39:12,660
I've never understood that when it comes to eating your cereal.

762
00:39:12,660 --> 00:39:15,660
You pour your milk and then you put your milk back in the fridge.

763
00:39:15,660 --> 00:39:20,660
You don't keep the milk out next to those lazy fucks who want a second bowl.

764
00:39:20,660 --> 00:39:23,660
Don't want to take another trip to the fridge.

765
00:39:23,660 --> 00:39:28,660
But that second trip to the fridge buys you a couple of bites of cereal.

766
00:39:28,660 --> 00:39:31,660
That's what I mean calorie-wise.

767
00:39:31,660 --> 00:39:36,660
I do like the addition of crazy daughter, I guess.

768
00:39:36,660 --> 00:39:38,660
Yeah, her.

769
00:39:38,660 --> 00:39:40,660
His daughter's in your...

770
00:39:40,660 --> 00:39:43,660
Are you saying terrifying fucks?

771
00:39:43,660 --> 00:39:47,660
No, actually no, because I don't think Art knows what fucking is.

772
00:39:47,660 --> 00:39:49,660
I don't think that's what this is.

773
00:39:49,660 --> 00:39:52,660
He just has seen smaller people in the world and he's like, I'll have one.

774
00:39:52,660 --> 00:40:02,660
He has his mind, he just created one.

775
00:40:23,660 --> 00:40:29,660
Oh, God, it's the monkey attack scooped out face lady.

776
00:40:29,660 --> 00:40:32,660
Is that from real life?

777
00:40:32,660 --> 00:40:34,660
That's really her, right?

778
00:40:34,660 --> 00:40:35,660
I don't think so.

779
00:40:35,660 --> 00:40:37,660
But she does look kind of like that.

780
00:40:37,660 --> 00:40:39,660
I would be fucking pissed if that happened to me.

781
00:40:39,660 --> 00:40:42,660
They're like, hey, we want you to be this grotesque fucking thing in our movie.

782
00:40:42,660 --> 00:40:44,660
But the thing is, I feel like...

783
00:40:44,660 --> 00:40:48,660
Did you ever see...

784
00:40:48,660 --> 00:40:49,660
Nope.

785
00:40:49,660 --> 00:40:55,660
Remember the chick they got that survived the monkey attack and her face?

786
00:40:55,660 --> 00:41:00,660
I think that they used the real chick.

787
00:41:00,660 --> 00:41:03,660
That was fucking bad.

788
00:41:03,660 --> 00:41:05,660
He's got a cool looking school though.

789
00:41:05,660 --> 00:41:10,660
I like the fall aesthetic.

790
00:41:10,660 --> 00:41:12,660
That's a lot of trash cans.

791
00:41:12,660 --> 00:41:14,660
That's a lot of dumpsters.

792
00:41:14,660 --> 00:41:21,660
That's a cool building.

793
00:41:21,660 --> 00:41:45,660
That's a good building.

794
00:41:51,660 --> 00:42:01,660
That's fucked up.

795
00:42:01,660 --> 00:42:14,660
Ugh.

796
00:42:14,660 --> 00:42:16,660
Yeah, she's probably a vegetarian.

797
00:42:16,660 --> 00:42:17,660
Yeah.

798
00:42:17,660 --> 00:42:18,660
Well, be nice to the man.

799
00:42:18,660 --> 00:42:20,660
Oh, shit.

800
00:42:20,660 --> 00:42:28,660
That was a real teacher scream.

801
00:42:28,660 --> 00:42:31,660
God, I wish you guys were just smoking pot like normal kids.

802
00:42:31,660 --> 00:42:39,660
Fuck.

803
00:42:39,660 --> 00:42:40,660
You fucking freaks.

804
00:42:40,660 --> 00:42:42,660
It's like they hired a real teacher for this.

805
00:42:42,660 --> 00:42:47,660
Yeah.

806
00:42:47,660 --> 00:42:50,660
I'm gonna get the necklace made.

807
00:42:50,660 --> 00:42:51,660
What the fuck does that mean?

808
00:42:51,660 --> 00:42:53,660
Well, probably doesn't fall face first ever.

809
00:42:53,660 --> 00:42:56,660
Yeah.

810
00:42:56,660 --> 00:42:59,660
He's just looking at her like, bitch, I'm sorry.

811
00:42:59,660 --> 00:43:01,660
And she's like, don't you ever fucking talk to me.

812
00:43:01,660 --> 00:43:06,660
You're part of that group, that terror, that torture, that like, did me dirty earlier.

813
00:43:06,660 --> 00:43:16,660
You want to go watch Making a Murderer later?

814
00:43:16,660 --> 00:43:29,660
Look at her tits, not her paper.

815
00:43:29,660 --> 00:43:30,660
Is that a?

816
00:43:30,660 --> 00:43:31,660
Oh, no, it's not a purse.

817
00:43:31,660 --> 00:43:33,660
I thought he had a little purse.

818
00:43:33,660 --> 00:43:35,660
That's the worst thing I've seen on this entire movie.

819
00:43:35,660 --> 00:43:37,660
That drinking fountain doesn't have enough water.

820
00:43:37,660 --> 00:43:39,660
Having to get that fucking close to it.

821
00:43:39,660 --> 00:43:41,660
He's like, put his lips on that fountain.

822
00:43:41,660 --> 00:43:46,660
I hate public drinking fountains.

823
00:43:46,660 --> 00:43:47,660
I mean, we need them.

824
00:43:47,660 --> 00:43:51,660
I like them at the concept, but I just don't like the...

825
00:43:51,660 --> 00:43:58,660
What do people do to them, you know?

826
00:43:58,660 --> 00:44:00,660
All right, now, is he seeing both or one?

827
00:44:00,660 --> 00:44:06,660
Or either?

828
00:44:06,660 --> 00:44:08,660
Don't eat it.

829
00:44:08,660 --> 00:44:10,660
I always think he's going to eat it.

830
00:44:10,660 --> 00:44:11,660
Yeah.

831
00:44:11,660 --> 00:44:15,660
Everything.

832
00:44:15,660 --> 00:44:17,660
Oh.

833
00:44:17,660 --> 00:44:18,660
Don't eat it.

834
00:44:18,660 --> 00:44:19,660
Don't eat it.

835
00:44:19,660 --> 00:44:21,660
Yeah, just do that.

836
00:44:21,660 --> 00:44:23,660
What if that's a real possum?

837
00:44:23,660 --> 00:44:25,660
No.

838
00:44:25,660 --> 00:44:34,660
They did it with Game of Thrones.

839
00:44:34,660 --> 00:44:46,660
He's turning it into a puppet.

840
00:44:46,660 --> 00:44:49,660
God, every staff member is a fucking dick.

841
00:44:49,660 --> 00:44:50,660
Hey.

842
00:44:50,660 --> 00:44:51,660
Oh, hey.

843
00:44:51,660 --> 00:44:52,660
City.

844
00:44:52,660 --> 00:44:58,660
Give it a little bit of nip for you.

845
00:44:58,660 --> 00:45:00,660
I'm going to blame it on that fucking kid.

846
00:45:00,660 --> 00:45:01,660
Yep.

847
00:45:01,660 --> 00:45:02,660
Yeah.

848
00:45:02,660 --> 00:45:22,660
Oh, she's in high school.

849
00:45:22,660 --> 00:45:23,660
Why?

850
00:45:23,660 --> 00:45:25,660
Why can't we talk about cereal?

851
00:45:25,660 --> 00:45:27,660
Why are you being such a fruity pebble?

852
00:45:27,660 --> 00:45:28,660
I just mentioned Count Chocula.

853
00:45:28,660 --> 00:45:33,660
You're fucking having your period?

854
00:45:33,660 --> 00:45:34,660
What's going on?

855
00:45:34,660 --> 00:45:36,660
It's an interesting school at the time.

856
00:45:36,660 --> 00:45:39,660
That's where I would go sit, next to one of those cool pillars

857
00:45:39,660 --> 00:45:43,660
in the full bench.

858
00:45:43,660 --> 00:45:48,660
You guys just don't eat in the bathroom stall like everyone else did in school?

859
00:45:48,660 --> 00:45:50,660
That was just you.

860
00:45:50,660 --> 00:46:18,660
You were by yourself, right?

861
00:46:18,660 --> 00:46:34,660
She's really into this.

862
00:46:34,660 --> 00:46:36,660
Oh, God.

863
00:46:36,660 --> 00:46:46,660
And then her fucking asshole was ripped out.

864
00:46:46,660 --> 00:46:48,660
You guys don't understand.

865
00:46:48,660 --> 00:46:49,660
Freddie's back.

866
00:46:49,660 --> 00:46:50,660
You all right?

867
00:46:50,660 --> 00:46:51,660
You want some cereal?

868
00:46:51,660 --> 00:46:52,660
Are you OK?

869
00:46:52,660 --> 00:46:53,660
I'm sorry.

870
00:46:53,660 --> 00:46:54,660
I should...

871
00:46:54,660 --> 00:47:00,660
I also like blueberry crunch.

872
00:47:00,660 --> 00:47:03,660
OK, mind your own fucking business.

873
00:47:03,660 --> 00:47:04,660
Oh.

874
00:47:04,660 --> 00:47:07,660
Fuck them, dude.

875
00:47:07,660 --> 00:47:10,660
There's that friendly support we were looking for.

876
00:47:10,660 --> 00:47:38,660
Yeah.

877
00:47:38,660 --> 00:47:41,660
Yeah, she called me a cunt and everything.

878
00:47:41,660 --> 00:47:42,660
Yeah.

879
00:47:42,660 --> 00:47:43,660
Yeah.

880
00:47:43,660 --> 00:47:52,660
She used some real bad language.

881
00:47:52,660 --> 00:48:05,660
I had a dream about cereal.

882
00:48:05,660 --> 00:48:09,660
A little boy was eating it.

883
00:48:09,660 --> 00:48:11,660
It was a really catchy song, though.

884
00:48:11,660 --> 00:48:12,660
Yeah.

885
00:48:12,660 --> 00:48:15,660
Have you ever heard of Clown Cafe?

886
00:48:15,660 --> 00:48:16,660
Oh, yeah.

887
00:48:16,660 --> 00:48:18,660
The food is funny.

888
00:48:18,660 --> 00:48:20,660
They just start singing it unison to her.

889
00:48:20,660 --> 00:48:21,660
The food is funny.

890
00:48:21,660 --> 00:48:29,660
Stop it!

891
00:48:29,660 --> 00:48:31,660
It's funny that they keep like, she keeps freaking out.

892
00:48:31,660 --> 00:48:36,960
I always keep thinking that her nose ring is the beginning of a nosebleed.

893
00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:41,220
Like when she was in her bed, when she was in her bed, I was like, is her nose bleak?

894
00:48:41,220 --> 00:48:42,380
Nope, just the nose ring.

895
00:48:42,380 --> 00:48:45,660
Yeah, stop.

896
00:48:45,660 --> 00:48:49,140
Now she's like, what the fuck were you thinking, asshole?

897
00:48:49,140 --> 00:48:53,060
What, you just, you decided to fist a possum and throw it?

898
00:48:53,060 --> 00:48:56,460
You fucking psychopath.

899
00:48:56,460 --> 00:49:03,140
Go to your fucking room.

900
00:49:03,140 --> 00:49:06,980
Alright look, the mom, I don't know if it was that, but she's pretty hot.

901
00:49:06,980 --> 00:49:09,540
She's an attractive lady.

902
00:49:09,540 --> 00:49:11,660
Start screaming at the kid, you get at you hard.

903
00:49:11,660 --> 00:49:13,420
You like bullies, don't you?

904
00:49:13,420 --> 00:49:16,420
I do, yeah.

905
00:49:16,420 --> 00:49:19,420
They look fine.

906
00:49:19,420 --> 00:49:23,660
Wow, you spent all those hours making them and now you're just going to buy them at a

907
00:49:23,660 --> 00:49:24,660
store?

908
00:49:24,660 --> 00:49:25,660
You could have just done that the whole time?

909
00:49:25,660 --> 00:49:31,660
Yeah, spray paint the tips gold like you had before.

910
00:49:31,660 --> 00:49:39,740
I feel like whatever that is behind them, culturally inappropriate.

911
00:49:39,740 --> 00:49:43,380
That like painted red.

912
00:49:43,380 --> 00:49:48,500
For whatever Wiccan culture that is.

913
00:49:48,500 --> 00:49:50,940
Hi, welcome to Not Spirit Halloween.

914
00:49:50,940 --> 00:49:53,580
Yeah, I was about to say this is a...

915
00:49:53,580 --> 00:49:55,580
Oh shit.

916
00:49:55,580 --> 00:49:58,060
Oh shit.

917
00:49:58,060 --> 00:50:02,940
I was about to say this is a...

918
00:50:02,940 --> 00:50:04,420
Oh shit.

919
00:50:04,420 --> 00:50:07,900
I was about to say this is a...

920
00:50:07,900 --> 00:50:14,220
He always drops his smile like he's actually not happy to be doing these little bits, which

921
00:50:14,220 --> 00:50:18,100
doesn't ring true to the art the clown that I know.

922
00:50:18,100 --> 00:50:22,380
Art the clown I feel like is really trying to make people laugh.

923
00:50:22,380 --> 00:50:26,780
Genuinely, he thinks that it's very funny when he rips your eyeball out and like puts

924
00:50:26,780 --> 00:50:29,420
it in his own eye to pretend it's his eye.

925
00:50:29,420 --> 00:50:38,140
That is funny if you're into that kind of sadistic style humor, but I don't know.

926
00:50:38,140 --> 00:50:39,140
Then he goes like...

927
00:50:39,140 --> 00:50:41,140
Wait, is his eye just back now?

928
00:50:41,140 --> 00:50:42,140
I don't know.

929
00:50:42,140 --> 00:50:44,660
He just got a regular outside.

930
00:50:44,660 --> 00:50:45,660
Or this isn't him.

931
00:50:45,660 --> 00:50:49,380
Or he doesn't even exist because he's Freddy.

932
00:50:49,380 --> 00:50:51,020
That's true too.

933
00:50:51,020 --> 00:50:55,300
Oh he's pretending to be a wax museum.

934
00:50:55,300 --> 00:50:56,300
Why would you touch it?

935
00:50:56,300 --> 00:50:59,300
Why would you get anywhere near it?

936
00:50:59,300 --> 00:51:11,660
This is a nice spirit Halloween.

937
00:51:11,660 --> 00:51:12,660
They got two floors?

938
00:51:12,660 --> 00:51:13,660
Yeah.

939
00:51:13,660 --> 00:51:14,660
Yeah, the wings.

940
00:51:14,660 --> 00:51:18,300
Can I help you find anything that's not spirit Halloween?

941
00:51:18,300 --> 00:51:21,220
You gotta buy the wings.

942
00:51:21,220 --> 00:51:26,300
Why are you trying to rob us, Chip?

943
00:51:26,300 --> 00:51:27,820
We need you to hurry your ass up.

944
00:51:27,820 --> 00:51:33,940
We gotta close down and turn this back into a Hastings.

945
00:51:33,940 --> 00:51:37,820
And the wing?

946
00:51:37,820 --> 00:51:39,940
What kind of content do you make?

947
00:51:39,940 --> 00:51:43,780
You take those fucking wings off so you can pay for them?

948
00:51:43,780 --> 00:51:44,780
What is your OnlyFans?

949
00:51:44,780 --> 00:51:48,420
The wing, okay, he did call her out.

950
00:51:48,420 --> 00:51:51,420
Ricky knows what's up.

951
00:51:51,420 --> 00:51:52,420
He stands on business.

952
00:51:52,420 --> 00:51:53,420
Standing on business.

953
00:51:53,420 --> 00:52:02,420
Yeah, I was thinking it would be about thirty bucks.

954
00:52:02,420 --> 00:52:07,020
Oh, I don't have any money.

955
00:52:07,020 --> 00:52:09,020
I thought you said you didn't want to make content.

956
00:52:09,020 --> 00:52:10,020
Uh oh.

957
00:52:10,020 --> 00:52:13,020
I wonder if he got your ID while he was down there.

958
00:52:13,020 --> 00:52:19,020
Now she realizes she just awkwardly scooted by some dude.

959
00:52:19,020 --> 00:52:22,020
Like, imagine that's not Arthur Clown.

960
00:52:22,020 --> 00:52:26,020
Like, he was just a guy in a costume pretending to be a wax museum dude.

961
00:52:26,020 --> 00:52:29,020
Like, like, and she just scooted weirdly by him.

962
00:52:29,020 --> 00:52:32,020
And now she's realizing, oh shit, that's a real dude.

963
00:52:32,020 --> 00:52:41,020
Ricky's just like a half-bullhead, what can I say?

964
00:52:41,020 --> 00:52:44,020
Yeah, what are you going to do?

965
00:52:44,020 --> 00:52:48,020
He's so good.

966
00:52:48,020 --> 00:52:55,020
Yeah, I think I would have said something like, why did you have my fucking purse, asshole?

967
00:52:55,020 --> 00:52:59,020
Don't fucking touch my stuff.

968
00:52:59,020 --> 00:53:14,020
Okay, that's kind of funny.

969
00:53:14,020 --> 00:53:16,020
Don't put your mouth on stuff, sir.

970
00:53:16,020 --> 00:53:18,020
Yeah, you can't put your mouth on it.

971
00:53:18,020 --> 00:53:21,020
Ah, I knew it.

972
00:53:21,020 --> 00:53:25,020
We got fucking COVID.

973
00:53:25,020 --> 00:53:27,020
He even didn't blow him out of the mouth and not catching it.

974
00:53:27,020 --> 00:53:31,020
He's funny, he's a good mind.

975
00:53:31,020 --> 00:53:43,020
What's your number, girl?

976
00:53:43,020 --> 00:53:45,020
No, please, sir, I want to get the fuck out of here.

977
00:53:45,020 --> 00:53:46,020
Do you not see that creepy guy?

978
00:53:46,020 --> 00:53:53,020
Please don't leave me alone with that creepy guy.

979
00:53:53,020 --> 00:53:59,020
He wants to squeeze the horn so bad.

980
00:53:59,020 --> 00:54:00,020
Good, pal.

981
00:54:00,020 --> 00:54:05,020
Very good sneaking.

982
00:54:05,020 --> 00:54:18,020
Dude, get the fuck away from me.

983
00:54:18,020 --> 00:54:30,020
Isn't this a meme?

984
00:54:30,020 --> 00:54:32,020
Thanks, Ricky.

985
00:54:32,020 --> 00:54:33,020
Who's he yelling at?

986
00:54:33,020 --> 00:54:39,020
Oh, for him, okay.

987
00:54:39,020 --> 00:54:44,020
All right, now listen, sir, it's going to be 69 cents for that little blowy thing.

988
00:54:44,020 --> 00:54:49,020
Hurry up and buy.

989
00:54:49,020 --> 00:54:50,020
He's not going to stop.

990
00:54:50,020 --> 00:54:51,020
Full tar.

991
00:54:51,020 --> 00:54:52,020
He just, okay.

992
00:54:52,020 --> 00:54:58,020
Literally, a girl just ran out and this guy was harassing her, and now he's going to chase after her.

993
00:54:58,020 --> 00:54:59,020
Hey, man, if you want her, chase her.

994
00:54:59,020 --> 00:55:07,020
Oh, no.

995
00:55:07,020 --> 00:55:15,020
Actually, I wanted Ricky the whole time.

996
00:55:15,020 --> 00:55:41,020
No outside bags, dude.

997
00:55:41,020 --> 00:56:01,020
Honestly, I think I would have been offended if he put chains on the table.

998
00:56:01,020 --> 00:56:08,020
Yeah, that's not a good one, bro.

999
00:56:08,020 --> 00:56:27,020
I'm sorry I found it.

1000
00:56:27,020 --> 00:56:30,020
Oh, damn.

1001
00:56:30,020 --> 00:56:36,020
Poor Ricky.

1002
00:56:36,020 --> 00:56:41,020
Oh, I've never noticed a little black dot at the tip of his nose.

1003
00:56:41,020 --> 00:56:44,020
Did you guys notice the little black dot at the tip of his nose?

1004
00:56:44,020 --> 00:56:45,020
No.

1005
00:56:45,020 --> 00:56:52,020
I keep seeing them nasty ass teeth.

1006
00:56:52,020 --> 00:57:03,020
There it is, a little black dot.

1007
00:57:03,020 --> 00:57:15,020
Oh, yeah, now I see it.

1008
00:57:15,020 --> 00:57:16,020
There's no one else there.

1009
00:57:16,020 --> 00:57:25,020
They look over and it's just like Art and his daughter.

1010
00:57:25,020 --> 00:57:31,020
Oh, that was a good eye effect.

1011
00:57:31,020 --> 00:57:38,020
That's my thing.

1012
00:57:38,020 --> 00:57:52,020
Oh, shit.

1013
00:57:52,020 --> 00:58:13,020
He was getting ahead one way or another.

1014
00:58:13,020 --> 00:58:14,020
Candles, bitch.

1015
00:58:14,020 --> 00:58:15,020
We didn't start the fire.

1016
00:58:15,020 --> 00:58:40,020
You had candles.

1017
00:58:40,020 --> 00:58:49,020
I'm sorry.

1018
00:58:49,020 --> 00:58:53,020
It's like he enjoys the performance, but then he gets immediately frustrated after he's like a real comic.

1019
00:58:53,020 --> 00:58:59,020
It's like he gets high off the performance of it, but he's really miserable inside.

1020
00:58:59,020 --> 00:59:00,020
What does Bach mean?

1021
00:59:00,020 --> 00:59:01,020
B.O.C. Happy Halloween.

1022
00:59:01,020 --> 00:59:02,020
Oh, those boo.

1023
00:59:02,020 --> 00:59:03,020
Never mind.

1024
00:59:03,020 --> 00:59:04,020
There wasn't a C.

1025
00:59:04,020 --> 00:59:05,020
Yeah.

1026
00:59:05,020 --> 00:59:07,020
My bad.

1027
00:59:07,020 --> 00:59:27,020
Yeah.

1028
00:59:27,020 --> 00:59:29,020
So they're both really good artists.

1029
00:59:29,020 --> 00:59:30,020
Yeah, the kids are great artists.

1030
00:59:30,020 --> 00:59:31,020
Oh, that's his dad's sketchbook.

1031
00:59:31,020 --> 00:59:32,020
Oh, is it his dad's?

1032
00:59:32,020 --> 00:59:54,020
Yeah.

1033
01:00:02,020 --> 01:00:19,020
Is there dad the clown?

1034
01:00:19,020 --> 01:00:21,020
Oh, is that the saw and a half chick?

1035
01:00:21,020 --> 01:00:33,020
It might have been.

1036
01:00:33,020 --> 01:00:34,020
I don't like that.

1037
01:00:34,020 --> 01:00:35,020
My dad drew me like that.

1038
01:00:35,020 --> 01:00:37,020
Yeah, I was a little bit of suggested.

1039
01:00:37,020 --> 01:01:03,020
Fucked up awesome at school today.

1040
01:01:03,020 --> 01:01:17,020
Yeah.

1041
01:01:17,020 --> 01:01:19,020
The mom was so humble in the beginning.

1042
01:01:19,020 --> 01:01:20,020
The what?

1043
01:01:20,020 --> 01:01:23,020
The mom was so humble in the beginning, just like trying to cook.

1044
01:01:23,020 --> 01:01:24,020
And the bitch can't even cook.

1045
01:01:24,020 --> 01:01:25,020
That's what I'm saying.

1046
01:01:25,020 --> 01:01:27,020
Yeah, burnt steak and a potty mouth.

1047
01:01:27,020 --> 01:01:30,020
I can't believe anybody ever fucked her to make these kids.

1048
01:01:30,020 --> 01:01:39,020
Well, I think they did.

1049
01:01:39,020 --> 01:01:57,020
Jesus Christ.

1050
01:01:57,020 --> 01:02:00,020
I want to know what happened to dad because I think he killed himself after

1051
01:02:27,020 --> 01:02:52,020
that.

1052
01:02:52,020 --> 01:03:04,020
I don't know.

1053
01:03:04,020 --> 01:03:33,020
The mom's crazy.

1054
01:03:33,020 --> 01:03:35,020
I want to know what happened to mom because I think he killed himself after that.

1055
01:03:35,020 --> 01:03:36,020
I think he killed himself after that.

1056
01:03:36,020 --> 01:03:37,020
Get the fucking door.

1057
01:03:37,020 --> 01:03:39,020
You fucking bitch.

1058
01:03:39,020 --> 01:03:53,020
Get the fucking goddamn door.

1059
01:03:53,020 --> 01:04:01,020
That was a cool transition.

1060
01:04:01,020 --> 01:04:08,020
Why are you the one answering the door if you're going to be kind of an office a little bit?

1061
01:04:20,020 --> 01:04:21,020
Oh God!

1062
01:04:22,020 --> 01:04:25,020
It's where that same wind is in this apartment.

1063
01:04:26,020 --> 01:04:27,020
What? The wind?

1064
01:04:27,020 --> 01:04:30,020
That's a little bold.

1065
01:04:57,020 --> 01:05:16,020
What? Give them one.

1066
01:05:17,020 --> 01:05:20,020
That's a strange rule. Just give it to them.

1067
01:05:20,020 --> 01:05:26,020
Now you give it to them, they come back.

1068
01:05:33,020 --> 01:05:37,020
Okay, I'm going to open the door.

1069
01:05:37,020 --> 01:05:45,020
Give me my fucking candy!

1070
01:05:45,020 --> 01:06:04,020
Just fucking throw it at them.

1071
01:06:04,020 --> 01:06:12,020
I popped the joint flavor answer.

1072
01:06:12,020 --> 01:06:27,020
I like how his bag was all weighed down and heavy and now it's blown up like air.

1073
01:06:42,020 --> 01:06:51,020
I forgot about that attack. I think we see that in the last one.

1074
01:06:51,020 --> 01:06:55,020
I'm going to pop the flavor answer.

1075
01:07:09,020 --> 01:07:11,020
A little chemically.

1076
01:07:12,020 --> 01:07:14,020
What is the joint?

1077
01:07:14,020 --> 01:07:22,020
Orphans on the NASDAQ are up.

1078
01:07:23,020 --> 01:07:26,020
I'm not sure enhance is the right word.

1079
01:07:27,020 --> 01:07:29,020
The TV just talked to her.

1080
01:07:30,020 --> 01:07:31,020
What did it do? I missed.

1081
01:07:32,020 --> 01:07:37,020
A lot of people are dead, just like you, Sienna.

1082
01:07:38,020 --> 01:07:41,020
Oh God, she's going to ode herself.

1083
01:07:41,020 --> 01:07:44,020
Fucking pills! Give me my pills!

1084
01:07:45,020 --> 01:07:48,020
There are some psych meds.

1085
01:07:49,020 --> 01:07:53,020
I just have to take that hypno-sil from Jason V. Freddy.

1086
01:07:54,020 --> 01:07:58,020
From Green Warriors? Oh, no, that's the other one.

1087
01:07:58,020 --> 01:08:10,020
Green Warriors, I just went to the green spot.

1088
01:08:11,020 --> 01:08:18,020
She goes to sleep fully clothed a lot, I've noticed.

1089
01:08:19,020 --> 01:08:23,020
Well, it's daytime. They're napped.

1090
01:08:23,020 --> 01:08:27,020
Full makeup.

1091
01:08:28,020 --> 01:08:30,020
Where's the picture of her dad?

1092
01:08:31,020 --> 01:08:33,020
He was in the background looking like George Lucas.

1093
01:08:34,020 --> 01:08:36,020
That looked like Grandpa.

1094
01:08:48,020 --> 01:08:50,020
There we go.

1095
01:08:50,020 --> 01:08:52,020
She's going to get back into it.

1096
01:08:53,020 --> 01:08:54,020
It's music.

1097
01:08:55,020 --> 01:08:58,020
I guess we'll crack one of these old smokeys.

1098
01:08:59,020 --> 01:09:02,020
Oh, what? She's in high school, right?

1099
01:09:03,020 --> 01:09:06,020
No, I think that was a junior college tap setting.

1100
01:09:07,020 --> 01:09:15,020
Okay. Well, we definitely got an underhand side boob and navel and leg.

1101
01:09:16,020 --> 01:09:17,020
That was a lot that we didn't need.

1102
01:09:17,020 --> 01:09:19,020
I agree with you. That was unnecessary.

1103
01:09:20,020 --> 01:09:21,020
Right. Yeah, no real reason for it.

1104
01:09:22,020 --> 01:09:23,020
Okay. Whoa.

1105
01:09:24,020 --> 01:09:25,020
She's getting dressed up like the picture was.

1106
01:09:26,020 --> 01:09:30,020
Now, that I'm okay with. That's enough skin to be like you want to show she's hot or whatever.

1107
01:09:31,020 --> 01:09:33,020
But you didn't need to show her in the shower.

1108
01:09:34,020 --> 01:09:35,020
High school kid.

1109
01:09:36,020 --> 01:09:38,020
She's not high school, it's college. Remember, the dude had a full beard.

1110
01:09:38,020 --> 01:09:44,020
All right, time to make some content.

1111
01:09:45,020 --> 01:09:54,020
Hey guys, I'll be your Xena. DM me for dick. Dick rates. Yeah, dick ratings.

1112
01:09:55,020 --> 01:09:56,020
It's pretty good cosplay.

1113
01:09:57,020 --> 01:09:59,020
She should bring her sword though.

1114
01:10:00,020 --> 01:10:06,020
Sign up for the dream warrior tier for custom message.

1115
01:10:06,020 --> 01:10:10,020
You get a dick rate and terrifiers.

1116
01:10:11,020 --> 01:10:14,020
The already subscribes sends his chewed up as hog.

1117
01:10:15,020 --> 01:10:32,020
Her friend's cute like in a she's very like that put together.

1118
01:10:32,020 --> 01:10:36,020
When you open that, it made the predator sound.

1119
01:10:37,020 --> 01:10:39,020
I hope it's better than that.

1120
01:10:40,020 --> 01:10:43,020
You want to go to the cell?

1121
01:10:44,020 --> 01:10:45,020
Sure.

1122
01:10:46,020 --> 01:10:47,020
What do you think of the blue?

1123
01:10:48,020 --> 01:10:50,020
Actually, it's a lot better than I thought.

1124
01:10:51,020 --> 01:10:52,020
Delicious, right?

1125
01:10:53,020 --> 01:10:59,020
They're like known for being really tasty.

1126
01:10:59,020 --> 01:11:03,020
Coffee one's really good if you add it to a cup of coffee.

1127
01:11:04,020 --> 01:11:08,020
Yeah, how come nobody answers their phones?

1128
01:11:09,020 --> 01:11:12,020
Yeah, they're literally playing. We're watching a game of phone tag.

1129
01:11:13,020 --> 01:11:17,020
I see this. I don't believe that she'd be walking down the down the house without her phone.

1130
01:11:18,020 --> 01:11:21,020
I don't think it's shit without my phone.

1131
01:11:22,020 --> 01:11:26,020
As soon as I saw that broken glass, I'd run and run and get your phone.

1132
01:11:26,020 --> 01:11:29,020
Especially if I'm a fucking lady, dude.

1133
01:11:30,020 --> 01:11:31,020
Home alone.

1134
01:11:32,020 --> 01:11:33,020
Tiny lady.

1135
01:11:34,020 --> 01:11:39,020
You know what she looks like? Is that the chick from Fallout?

1136
01:11:40,020 --> 01:11:41,020
No, it's not. It does kind of look like her.

1137
01:11:42,020 --> 01:11:43,020
A little bit?

1138
01:11:44,020 --> 01:11:45,020
It's her with better eyes.

1139
01:11:46,020 --> 01:11:47,020
I like her big old eyes.

1140
01:11:48,020 --> 01:11:49,020
The girl on fallout has better eyes.

1141
01:11:50,020 --> 01:11:54,020
I'm not going to rate anyone on their eyes. She has pretty eyes too.

1142
01:11:54,020 --> 01:11:55,020
Why are you just standing there staring?

1143
01:11:56,020 --> 01:11:57,020
Andy rates them on their ass only.

1144
01:11:58,020 --> 01:11:59,020
I'm going to say.

1145
01:12:00,020 --> 01:12:04,020
The fact that she hasn't moved this entire time, I hope she does.

1146
01:12:05,020 --> 01:12:08,020
She literally had a...

1147
01:12:19,020 --> 01:12:20,020
Oh, damn.

1148
01:12:20,020 --> 01:12:23,020
Oh, oh, oh.

1149
01:12:28,020 --> 01:12:31,020
Jesus Christ, that just split her eye open.

1150
01:12:32,020 --> 01:12:33,020
Uh oh.

1151
01:12:34,020 --> 01:12:36,020
She's still hot.

1152
01:12:36,020 --> 01:12:46,020
Oh, fuck.

1153
01:12:47,020 --> 01:12:53,020
Sorry, this is what scalping looked like back in the day.

1154
01:12:54,020 --> 01:12:55,020
Oh, God.

1155
01:12:55,020 --> 01:12:57,020
Oh, damn.

1156
01:12:58,020 --> 01:12:59,020
Oh, fuck.

1157
01:13:00,020 --> 01:13:01,020
God.

1158
01:13:02,020 --> 01:13:03,020
Oh.

1159
01:13:04,020 --> 01:13:05,020
Oh.

1160
01:13:06,020 --> 01:13:07,020
This is pretty bad.

1161
01:13:08,020 --> 01:13:09,020
What next? How else can I hurt people?

1162
01:13:10,020 --> 01:13:11,020
Oh, he's going to rip her hand in half?

1163
01:13:12,020 --> 01:13:13,020
Oh, no, no, no.

1164
01:13:14,020 --> 01:13:15,020
Oh, no.

1165
01:13:16,020 --> 01:13:17,020
Oh, no.

1166
01:13:18,020 --> 01:13:19,020
Oh, no.

1167
01:13:20,020 --> 01:13:21,020
Oh, no.

1168
01:13:22,020 --> 01:13:23,020
Oh, no.

1169
01:13:23,020 --> 01:13:24,020
He's going to rip her hand in half.

1170
01:13:25,020 --> 01:13:26,020
Oh, fuck.

1171
01:13:27,020 --> 01:13:28,020
Oh.

1172
01:13:29,020 --> 01:13:30,020
Oh.

1173
01:13:31,020 --> 01:13:32,020
Why is that off screen?

1174
01:13:33,020 --> 01:13:34,020
Well, it doesn't matter.

1175
01:13:35,020 --> 01:13:36,020
Ta-da.

1176
01:13:37,020 --> 01:13:38,020
All right.

1177
01:13:39,020 --> 01:13:40,020
Blessed.

1178
01:13:41,020 --> 01:13:42,020
She's not still hot.

1179
01:13:43,020 --> 01:13:44,020
She's not.

1180
01:13:45,020 --> 01:13:46,020
Oh, yeah, she's not.

1181
01:13:47,020 --> 01:13:48,020
Oh, yeah, she's not.

1182
01:13:49,020 --> 01:13:50,020
Oh, yeah, she's not.

1183
01:13:50,020 --> 01:13:52,020
She's not still hot.

1184
01:13:53,020 --> 01:13:54,020
Oh, yeah, she's living.

1185
01:13:55,020 --> 01:13:56,020
No.

1186
01:13:57,020 --> 01:13:58,020
Kill yourself.

1187
01:13:59,020 --> 01:14:02,020
Like, like and subscribe.

1188
01:14:03,020 --> 01:14:06,020
Hit that hit that bill for notifications.

1189
01:14:07,020 --> 01:14:08,020
Oh, my God.

1190
01:14:14,020 --> 01:14:16,020
We have our first caller.

1191
01:14:16,020 --> 01:14:19,020
But daily is fucking hard to look at.

1192
01:14:20,020 --> 01:14:21,020
Oh, no.

1193
01:14:22,020 --> 01:14:23,020
Alcohol and salt.

1194
01:14:24,020 --> 01:14:25,020
He's pouring salt the woods.

1195
01:14:30,020 --> 01:14:31,020
Oh, bleach.

1196
01:14:32,020 --> 01:14:33,020
Oh, bleach.

1197
01:14:41,020 --> 01:14:42,020
Oh, my God.

1198
01:14:42,020 --> 01:14:45,020
Oh, I feel like after everything else, that salt wouldn't be so bad.

1199
01:14:48,020 --> 01:14:50,020
I mean, you got your hand rips in half.

1200
01:14:51,020 --> 01:14:54,020
It takes all of the reality out of it because she was conscious.

1201
01:14:55,020 --> 01:14:56,020
There's no way.

1202
01:14:59,020 --> 01:15:01,020
Well, no fucking way you're going out like that.

1203
01:15:02,020 --> 01:15:03,020
You fucking whore.

1204
01:15:04,020 --> 01:15:05,020
Pretty fucking reveal.

1205
01:15:06,020 --> 01:15:07,020
Oh, my God.

1206
01:15:08,020 --> 01:15:09,020
Oh, my God.

1207
01:15:09,020 --> 01:15:26,020
Oh, my God.

1208
01:15:27,020 --> 01:15:29,020
And there's a reason why he's in federal prison.

1209
01:15:29,020 --> 01:15:35,020
I always told him that it was weird that he kept drawing you in seductive clothing.

1210
01:15:43,020 --> 01:15:45,020
1942 I think?

1211
01:15:47,020 --> 01:15:49,020
Definitely if you're a chick you gotta wear something hot.

1212
01:15:49,020 --> 01:15:51,020
I fucking bet. I bet he would have loved it.

1213
01:15:57,020 --> 01:15:59,020
I think these are the clothes.

1214
01:15:59,020 --> 01:16:01,020
No? I don't know.

1215
01:16:05,020 --> 01:16:07,020
Yeah, she hasn't been here.

1216
01:16:09,020 --> 01:16:11,020
No? I don't know.

1217
01:16:11,020 --> 01:16:15,020
I threw some candy at one dude.

1218
01:16:15,020 --> 01:16:17,020
She's just like the other mom.

1219
01:16:17,020 --> 01:16:19,020
Who the fuck broke the fucking back door?

1220
01:16:19,020 --> 01:16:21,020
She sees her dead daughter.

1221
01:16:21,020 --> 01:16:23,020
What the fuck were you thinking, Ali?

1222
01:16:27,020 --> 01:16:29,020
I don't know.

1223
01:16:29,020 --> 01:16:31,020
I don't know.

1224
01:16:31,020 --> 01:16:33,020
I don't know.

1225
01:16:33,020 --> 01:16:35,020
I don't know.

1226
01:16:35,020 --> 01:16:37,020
I don't know.

1227
01:16:37,020 --> 01:16:39,020
I don't know.

1228
01:16:39,020 --> 01:16:41,020
I don't know.

1229
01:16:43,020 --> 01:16:45,020
I don't know.

1230
01:16:45,020 --> 01:16:47,020
I don't know.

1231
01:16:47,020 --> 01:16:49,020
I don't know.

1232
01:16:51,020 --> 01:16:53,020
I don't know.

1233
01:16:53,020 --> 01:16:55,020
Yeah, the way she fucks up.

1234
01:16:55,020 --> 01:16:57,020
I don't know.

1235
01:16:57,020 --> 01:16:59,020
Farts.

1236
01:16:59,020 --> 01:17:01,020
I don't know.

1237
01:17:01,020 --> 01:17:02,020
effective

1238
01:17:01,980 --> 01:17:03,020
小

1239
01:17:03,020 --> 01:17:04,020
The way her head shakes.

1240
01:17:05,020 --> 01:17:07,020
Sapphire

1241
01:17:07,020 --> 01:17:09,420
Whoops! Aren't I a little scamp?

1242
01:17:09,420 --> 01:17:10,780
She's still conscious.

1243
01:17:28,060 --> 01:17:29,060
That was a little goofy.

1244
01:17:29,060 --> 01:17:30,060
I like the music.

1245
01:17:30,060 --> 01:17:32,720
I like the music.

1246
01:17:40,020 --> 01:17:46,580
That has to beają admitting кус古话.

1247
01:17:46,580 --> 01:18:04,580
that's the has to be the daughter of her friend looks exactly like the one actor I can't think of

1248
01:18:04,580 --> 01:18:17,580
what's the thing of the day I'll let you know but know that I'm talking about her

1249
01:18:17,580 --> 01:18:43,580
but I'm not sure what's the thing of the day I'll let you know but know that I'm talking about her

1250
01:18:43,580 --> 01:18:50,580
but I'm not sure what's the thing of the day I'll let you know but know that I'm talking about her

1251
01:18:50,580 --> 01:19:04,580
but I'm not sure what's the thing of the day I'll let you know but know that I'm talking about her

1252
01:19:04,580 --> 01:19:23,580
but I'm not sure what's the thing of the day I'll let you know but know that I'm talking about her

1253
01:19:23,580 --> 01:19:31,580
but I'm not sure what's the thing of the day I'll let you know but know that I'm talking about her

1254
01:19:31,580 --> 01:19:59,580
but I'm not sure what's the thing of the day I'll let you know but know that I'm talking about her

1255
01:19:59,580 --> 01:20:06,580
but I'm not sure what's the thing of the day I'll let you know but know that I'm talking about her

1256
01:20:06,580 --> 01:20:15,580
but I'm not sure what's the thing of the day I'll let you know but know that I'm talking about her

1257
01:20:15,580 --> 01:20:29,580
but I'm not sure what's the thing of the day I'll let you know but know that I'm talking about her

1258
01:20:29,580 --> 01:20:42,580
but I'm not sure what's the thing of the day I'll let you know but know that I'm talking about her

1259
01:20:42,580 --> 01:21:07,580
but I'm not sure what's the thing of the day I'll let you know but know that I'm talking about her

1260
01:21:42,580 --> 01:21:56,580
but I'm not sure what's the thing of the day I'll let you know but know that I'm talking about her

1261
01:21:56,580 --> 01:22:09,580
but I'm not sure what's the thing of the day I'll let you know but know that I'm talking about her

1262
01:22:09,580 --> 01:22:23,580
but I'm not sure what's the thing of the day I'll let you know but know that I'm talking about her

1263
01:22:23,580 --> 01:22:37,580
but I'm not sure what's the thing of the day I'll let you know but know that I'm talking about her

1264
01:22:37,580 --> 01:22:52,580
but I'm not sure what's the thing of the day I'll let you know but know that I'm talking about her

1265
01:22:52,580 --> 01:23:04,580
but I'm not sure what's the thing of the day I'll let you know but know that I'm talking about her

1266
01:23:04,580 --> 01:23:23,580
but I'm not sure what's the thing of the day I'll let you know but know that I'm talking about her

1267
01:23:23,580 --> 01:23:25,580
I'm gonna kill a bitch on the way out, bitch!

1268
01:23:25,580 --> 01:23:26,580
Bitch!

1269
01:23:26,580 --> 01:23:27,580
Fuck you bitch.

1270
01:23:27,580 --> 01:23:28,580
Kuh kuh kuh.

1271
01:23:28,580 --> 01:23:29,580
Chh chh chh.

1272
01:23:29,580 --> 01:23:30,580
Fuck you bitch.

1273
01:23:30,580 --> 01:23:33,580
Oh, she got fucked up.

1274
01:23:33,580 --> 01:23:37,580
With Katherine Hahn's daughter.

1275
01:23:37,580 --> 01:23:40,580
Oh, she got the molly?

1276
01:23:40,580 --> 01:23:43,580
Oh, they roofied her.

1277
01:23:43,580 --> 01:23:46,580
Uh oh.

1278
01:23:46,580 --> 01:23:53,580
Oh, I thought they were about to...

1279
01:23:53,580 --> 01:24:02,580
I'm gonna eat, like, my shoes.

1280
01:24:02,580 --> 01:24:08,580
Or my shirt, if that's not her daughter.

1281
01:24:08,580 --> 01:24:15,580
We'll find out at the end for the credits, but...

1282
01:24:15,580 --> 01:24:17,580
Have you ever been that fucked up on drugs?

1283
01:24:17,580 --> 01:24:20,580
Walking through, like, a club or whatever?

1284
01:24:20,580 --> 01:24:21,580
I have.

1285
01:24:21,580 --> 01:24:24,580
It's just awesome.

1286
01:24:24,580 --> 01:24:25,580
It's exactly like this.

1287
01:24:25,580 --> 01:24:28,580
That would require me being cool enough to be invited to one of these.

1288
01:24:28,580 --> 01:24:30,580
Yeah, I've never been in a club like this, Andy.

1289
01:24:30,580 --> 01:24:35,580
Oh.

1290
01:24:35,580 --> 01:24:37,580
A selfie.

1291
01:24:37,580 --> 01:24:41,580
Kevin James wants a selfie?

1292
01:24:41,580 --> 01:24:44,580
I wonder why this is just because he's like, I'll serge your tits later.

1293
01:24:44,580 --> 01:24:46,580
Fuck, I need the pills now, too.

1294
01:24:46,580 --> 01:24:47,580
Where's wine?

1295
01:24:47,580 --> 01:24:49,580
Wine and pills?

1296
01:24:49,580 --> 01:24:53,580
Mom of the Year Award?

1297
01:24:53,580 --> 01:24:56,580
The daughter has a weird relationship with her pervert dad.

1298
01:24:56,580 --> 01:24:58,580
The son's obsessed with true crime.

1299
01:24:58,580 --> 01:24:59,580
The mom's a bitch.

1300
01:24:59,580 --> 01:25:03,580
He fish-fucked up possum and threw it in the school hall earlier today.

1301
01:25:03,580 --> 01:25:04,580
Covered in blood.

1302
01:25:04,580 --> 01:25:06,580
Mom's like coming to terms with it, I'm a fucking bitch.

1303
01:25:06,580 --> 01:25:08,580
I'm a failure.

1304
01:25:08,580 --> 01:25:09,580
I fucked up.

1305
01:25:09,580 --> 01:25:11,580
Oh, this better be fucking art.

1306
01:25:11,580 --> 01:25:12,580
He better kill her.

1307
01:25:12,580 --> 01:25:14,580
He better kill the boy.

1308
01:25:14,580 --> 01:25:18,580
Oh, he ran off with me.

1309
01:25:18,580 --> 01:25:20,580
Oh, she better get it.

1310
01:25:20,580 --> 01:25:24,580
The next 20 minutes of this movie better be her dying.

1311
01:25:24,580 --> 01:25:26,580
I don't know how they're going to top what they did in the last...

1312
01:25:26,580 --> 01:25:29,580
Oh, God, I don't want to know how they're going to top it.

1313
01:25:29,580 --> 01:25:31,580
This is like...

1314
01:25:31,580 --> 01:25:37,580
I feel like the respite that we get between killings is like, hate the mom.

1315
01:25:37,580 --> 01:25:39,580
Yeah, but holy...

1316
01:25:39,580 --> 01:25:40,580
Oh, shit.

1317
01:25:40,580 --> 01:25:41,580
Bitch.

1318
01:25:41,580 --> 01:25:46,580
Bitch.

1319
01:25:46,580 --> 01:25:48,580
He really has become Freddy in a way.

1320
01:25:48,580 --> 01:25:51,580
Yeah, a little bit.

1321
01:25:51,580 --> 01:25:55,580
Yeah, I'm going to TP my mom's car and smack your pumpkin on it.

1322
01:25:55,580 --> 01:25:57,580
Wow, that's a lot of work.

1323
01:25:57,580 --> 01:25:58,580
That's a lot of jizz.

1324
01:25:58,580 --> 01:26:02,580
He just jizzed all over the thing.

1325
01:26:02,580 --> 01:26:04,580
Uh-oh, she's real fucked up if she thinks the skeleton was...

1326
01:26:04,580 --> 01:26:06,580
Hey, mister.

1327
01:26:06,580 --> 01:26:08,580
What are you up to, bro?

1328
01:26:08,580 --> 01:26:11,580
I heard skinny guys have big dicks.

1329
01:26:11,580 --> 01:26:33,580
I'm fucked up.

1330
01:26:33,580 --> 01:26:41,580
She's fucked.

1331
01:26:41,580 --> 01:26:43,580
She took her pills earlier, too, and then started drinking.

1332
01:26:43,580 --> 01:26:59,580
That's right.

1333
01:26:59,580 --> 01:27:01,580
I hope her friend is going to fucking die, too.

1334
01:27:01,580 --> 01:27:04,580
This is like...

1335
01:27:31,580 --> 01:27:37,580
Well, yeah, but you've had a Freddy nightmare.

1336
01:27:37,580 --> 01:27:48,580
Yeah, I put Molly in your drink.

1337
01:27:48,580 --> 01:27:50,580
I want another beer.

1338
01:27:50,580 --> 01:27:52,580
Yeah, I'll take another beer.

1339
01:27:52,580 --> 01:27:54,580
Another fucking gelato.

1340
01:27:54,580 --> 01:27:56,580
Get your ass out of my face, Andy.

1341
01:27:56,580 --> 01:27:57,580
It's fine.

1342
01:27:57,580 --> 01:28:01,580
I'm on Molly, too.

1343
01:28:01,580 --> 01:28:11,580
That just happened?

1344
01:28:11,580 --> 01:28:14,580
This upbeat moment is about to be over really quick.

1345
01:28:14,580 --> 01:28:16,580
It's going to be...

1346
01:28:16,580 --> 01:28:26,580
You're going to fucking die.

1347
01:28:26,580 --> 01:28:28,580
Why do you want this little kid to die so bad?

1348
01:28:28,580 --> 01:28:30,580
He's all right, yeah.

1349
01:28:30,580 --> 01:28:34,580
What is your problem with this kid, Andy?

1350
01:28:34,580 --> 01:28:37,580
We all want the mom to die, but you got the kid in on it.

1351
01:28:37,580 --> 01:28:42,580
We don't know why.

1352
01:28:42,580 --> 01:28:43,580
Fuck you, loser.

1353
01:28:43,580 --> 01:28:45,580
Get out of our way.

1354
01:28:45,580 --> 01:28:46,580
No particular reason.

1355
01:28:46,580 --> 01:28:48,580
Blink 182 is so overrated.

1356
01:28:48,580 --> 01:28:53,580
Fuck your shirt.

1357
01:28:53,580 --> 01:28:56,580
Maybe because he reminds me of my best friend when I was growing up.

1358
01:28:56,580 --> 01:29:00,580
I was going to say what that kid did to you.

1359
01:29:00,580 --> 01:29:02,580
It's just young Andy.

1360
01:29:02,580 --> 01:29:05,580
Look, he's even got the flannel, the same one you're wearing.

1361
01:29:05,580 --> 01:29:08,580
Yeah, if I didn't wear glasses, or if I wore glasses,

1362
01:29:08,580 --> 01:29:11,580
we'd look very similar.

1363
01:29:11,580 --> 01:29:13,580
Yeah, approach the creepy van.

1364
01:29:13,580 --> 01:29:18,580
Alone, child.

1365
01:29:18,580 --> 01:29:22,580
Put your wraparound Ray-Ban eyeglasses.

1366
01:29:22,580 --> 01:29:23,580
Oh, there's that chick.

1367
01:29:23,580 --> 01:29:26,580
She's been absent a little bit.

1368
01:29:26,580 --> 01:29:28,580
What's up, baby?

1369
01:29:28,580 --> 01:29:30,580
She's about the same age as him.

1370
01:29:30,580 --> 01:29:32,580
The only smart one in the movie just ran.

1371
01:29:32,580 --> 01:29:33,580
He just fucking fucked off.

1372
01:29:33,580 --> 01:29:35,580
He's like, oh, okay, fuck off.

1373
01:29:35,580 --> 01:29:37,580
If he was her now very dead friend, well, actually,

1374
01:29:37,580 --> 01:29:43,580
probably her friend's still conscious in that room.

1375
01:29:43,580 --> 01:29:44,580
But yeah, if he was anything like her,

1376
01:29:44,580 --> 01:29:53,580
he would have watched that girl for 10 minutes until she attacked.

1377
01:29:53,580 --> 01:29:58,580
Everybody's dead.

1378
01:29:58,580 --> 01:30:15,580
What?

1379
01:30:15,580 --> 01:30:17,580
Your brother's a piece of shit, so are you.

1380
01:30:17,580 --> 01:30:31,580
I fucking hate you kids.

1381
01:30:31,580 --> 01:30:32,580
Mom, you just got to calm down.

1382
01:30:32,580 --> 01:30:34,580
You got to come over here and touch this wall that I was touching.

1383
01:30:34,580 --> 01:30:36,580
Yeah, I know.

1384
01:30:36,580 --> 01:30:51,580
I feel a lot better.

1385
01:30:51,580 --> 01:30:52,580
You fucked up?

1386
01:30:52,580 --> 01:30:56,580
Yeah.

1387
01:30:56,580 --> 01:30:57,580
You know what?

1388
01:30:57,580 --> 01:31:16,580
She's going to have a heart attack before art.

1389
01:31:16,580 --> 01:31:22,580
She's going to have a heart attack before an art attack.

1390
01:31:22,580 --> 01:31:34,580
That's what's going to happen.

1391
01:31:34,580 --> 01:31:35,580
I'm fucked up.

1392
01:31:35,580 --> 01:31:38,580
I love you.

1393
01:31:38,580 --> 01:31:40,580
Get your fucking ass home, you bitch.

1394
01:31:40,580 --> 01:31:42,580
God damn it.

1395
01:31:42,580 --> 01:31:45,580
Get fucked up.

1396
01:31:45,580 --> 01:31:46,580
Wow.

1397
01:31:46,580 --> 01:31:54,580
Get a thrust from me.

1398
01:31:54,580 --> 01:31:55,580
I will fuck you.

1399
01:31:55,580 --> 01:32:07,580
Wear a condom.

1400
01:32:07,580 --> 01:32:19,580
Happy Halloween, motherfuckers.

1401
01:32:19,580 --> 01:32:30,580
What's your phone?

1402
01:32:30,580 --> 01:32:33,580
My mom came into my room and talked to me while I was on shrooms.

1403
01:32:33,580 --> 01:32:35,580
Yeah?

1404
01:32:35,580 --> 01:32:40,580
Yeah.

1405
01:32:40,580 --> 01:32:47,580
It was to talk to me about smoking weed.

1406
01:32:47,580 --> 01:32:50,580
All I remember is she got up and just walked away after I said something.

1407
01:32:50,580 --> 01:32:52,580
I said, can we not talk about this right now?

1408
01:32:52,580 --> 01:32:55,580
But every word was in a different spot than it should be.

1409
01:32:55,580 --> 01:33:03,580
Not, can we not write this now?

1410
01:33:03,580 --> 01:33:05,580
She's got a bladder like his dad.

1411
01:33:05,580 --> 01:33:07,580
Fuck yeah, dude.

1412
01:33:07,580 --> 01:33:12,580
Terrifier with a gun.

1413
01:33:12,580 --> 01:33:15,580
That was great that he was in there the whole time.

1414
01:33:15,580 --> 01:33:17,580
No, that was great.

1415
01:33:17,580 --> 01:33:19,580
She's all wiping all the com.

1416
01:33:19,580 --> 01:33:27,580
She's like damn, kids got to prostrate like his father.

1417
01:33:27,580 --> 01:33:29,580
No one else sees the girl?

1418
01:33:29,580 --> 01:33:31,580
No one's like, hey, this is 21 and over, bitch.

1419
01:33:31,580 --> 01:33:33,580
Get out of here.

1420
01:33:33,580 --> 01:33:35,580
Where's your fucking dad?

1421
01:33:35,580 --> 01:33:37,580
There's a guy in a luchador costume.

1422
01:33:37,580 --> 01:33:41,580
Oh, everyone is on Molly though.

1423
01:33:41,580 --> 01:33:44,580
Not really there.

1424
01:33:44,580 --> 01:33:51,580
I actually listen to this song, unironically, on one of my playlists.

1425
01:33:51,580 --> 01:33:59,580
It's a dope song.

1426
01:33:59,580 --> 01:34:07,580
It's kind of a dick move to bring your friend to a party if you're just going to make out with your boyfriend the whole time.

1427
01:34:07,580 --> 01:34:12,580
I mean, if you like to be braggadocious, it's okay.

1428
01:34:12,580 --> 01:34:15,580
I was going to say it that way, you're hoping for later.

1429
01:34:15,580 --> 01:34:17,580
What?

1430
01:34:17,580 --> 01:34:21,580
Don't talk about that thing I told you guys in confidence.

1431
01:34:21,580 --> 01:34:23,580
Yeah, Michael.

1432
01:34:23,580 --> 01:34:24,580
Sheesh.

1433
01:34:24,580 --> 01:34:26,580
What's her name though?

1434
01:34:26,580 --> 01:34:29,580
I don't know.

1435
01:34:29,580 --> 01:34:31,580
Just kidding.

1436
01:34:31,580 --> 01:34:33,580
Let's not get crazy.

1437
01:34:33,580 --> 01:34:35,580
Oh, yeah, you're about to find your dead mom.

1438
01:34:35,580 --> 01:34:37,580
And terrifies in the house.

1439
01:34:37,580 --> 01:34:39,580
He's going to terrify.

1440
01:34:39,580 --> 01:34:41,580
Oh, fuck yeah, dude.

1441
01:34:41,580 --> 01:34:46,580
Now, fist bump the corpse of your dead mother.

1442
01:34:46,580 --> 01:34:52,580
No, he's going to do the only God forgives thing.

1443
01:34:52,580 --> 01:34:54,580
My dick is bigger than my sister's.

1444
01:34:54,580 --> 01:34:56,580
I'm going to leave.

1445
01:34:56,580 --> 01:34:58,580
No, where he reaches into her.

1446
01:34:58,580 --> 01:35:04,580
Oh, yeah.

1447
01:35:04,580 --> 01:35:06,580
Here's the classic terrifier.

1448
01:35:06,580 --> 01:35:10,580
I'm going to stand there and go.

1449
01:35:10,580 --> 01:35:26,580
I'm going to go to the top of the hole time.

1450
01:35:26,580 --> 01:35:32,580
Oh, that's gross.

1451
01:35:32,580 --> 01:35:37,580
He cooks better than her, Elise.

1452
01:35:37,580 --> 01:35:40,580
He does.

1453
01:35:40,580 --> 01:35:41,580
There you go, Andy.

1454
01:35:41,580 --> 01:35:43,580
You're finally getting your wish, I think.

1455
01:35:43,580 --> 01:35:45,580
Yeah, he could have caught him by now.

1456
01:35:45,580 --> 01:35:54,580
I feel like he's not really trying.

1457
01:35:54,580 --> 01:35:59,580
There's no way he's holding back the weight of Arthur Clunt.

1458
01:35:59,580 --> 01:36:05,580
Maybe he's kind of old.

1459
01:36:05,580 --> 01:36:08,580
Oh, my God, grab the fucking thing.

1460
01:36:08,580 --> 01:36:09,580
Jesus.

1461
01:36:09,580 --> 01:36:13,580
You deserve this now, kid.

1462
01:36:13,580 --> 01:36:19,580
Get him.

1463
01:36:19,580 --> 01:36:24,580
Now I'm going to move it real slowly with my completely free arm.

1464
01:36:24,580 --> 01:36:26,580
He has fun with it.

1465
01:36:26,580 --> 01:36:35,580
That's what I like about it.

1466
01:36:35,580 --> 01:36:45,580
He's going to put off the belt.

1467
01:36:45,580 --> 01:36:46,580
That's fun.

1468
01:36:46,580 --> 01:36:53,580
He hasn't killed anyone with a little sword yet.

1469
01:36:53,580 --> 01:36:54,580
You see my mom?

1470
01:36:54,580 --> 01:37:04,580
She's a witch, and she's dealing with another witch that moved into her town.

1471
01:37:04,580 --> 01:37:20,580
Is it raining or is that...?

1472
01:37:20,580 --> 01:37:40,580
You drugged your friend.

1473
01:37:40,580 --> 01:37:41,580
My mom just died.

1474
01:37:41,580 --> 01:37:56,580
I don't know this yet, but my mom just died.

1475
01:37:56,580 --> 01:37:58,580
Yeah, just take her home.

1476
01:37:58,580 --> 01:38:07,580
She's telling you exactly what she wants.

1477
01:38:07,580 --> 01:38:20,580
Mom's dead.

1478
01:38:20,580 --> 01:38:22,580
Hey, that violates the rules.

1479
01:38:22,580 --> 01:38:25,580
That really violates the rules.

1480
01:38:25,580 --> 01:38:27,580
Now it's Terminator.

1481
01:38:27,580 --> 01:38:30,580
Yeah.

1482
01:38:30,580 --> 01:38:31,580
How's Fluffy?

1483
01:38:31,580 --> 01:38:34,580
Fluffy's fine.

1484
01:38:34,580 --> 01:38:39,580
I don't know the dog named Fluffy.

1485
01:38:39,580 --> 01:38:44,580
Your parents are dead.

1486
01:38:44,580 --> 01:38:45,580
Yeah, that kind of breaks the...

1487
01:38:45,580 --> 01:38:47,580
Both of your foster parents are dead.

1488
01:38:47,580 --> 01:38:50,580
That breaks the whole reality of they don't talk.

1489
01:38:50,580 --> 01:38:51,580
I don't like that.

1490
01:38:51,580 --> 01:38:52,580
Well, it's pretty, so...

1491
01:38:52,580 --> 01:38:53,580
It's somebody else's voice.

1492
01:38:53,580 --> 01:38:54,580
Yeah, you're right.

1493
01:38:54,580 --> 01:39:03,580
They're breaking all the rules.

1494
01:39:03,580 --> 01:39:04,580
Oh, this guy's dead.

1495
01:39:04,580 --> 01:39:06,580
Wow, this guy's great.

1496
01:39:06,580 --> 01:39:08,580
What a great guy, though.

1497
01:39:08,580 --> 01:39:11,580
Honestly, this whole time he's been like,

1498
01:39:11,580 --> 01:39:12,580
wait, you drugged her?

1499
01:39:12,580 --> 01:39:14,580
Then he's been like, well, okay, yeah,

1500
01:39:14,580 --> 01:39:15,580
I'll take you on to go to the emergency room.

1501
01:39:15,580 --> 01:39:16,580
Okay, I'll just take you.

1502
01:39:16,580 --> 01:39:17,580
It doesn't matter.

1503
01:39:17,580 --> 01:39:18,580
I'll take you home.

1504
01:39:18,580 --> 01:39:21,580
And then we started to see red flags from this bitch.

1505
01:39:21,580 --> 01:39:23,580
And I told you no smoking in my car.

1506
01:39:23,580 --> 01:39:25,580
I said no smoking.

1507
01:39:25,580 --> 01:39:26,580
You asked already.

1508
01:39:26,580 --> 01:39:29,580
We've been seeing each other now for a couple of days.

1509
01:39:29,580 --> 01:39:31,580
Why is that the hardest thing to tell smokers

1510
01:39:31,580 --> 01:39:33,580
is that they can't smoke in your car?

1511
01:39:33,580 --> 01:39:35,580
And they get so fucking upset about it.

1512
01:39:35,580 --> 01:39:36,580
Why do this?

1513
01:39:36,580 --> 01:39:37,580
It's a menthol.

1514
01:39:37,580 --> 01:39:38,580
It doesn't matter.

1515
01:39:38,580 --> 01:39:39,580
It doesn't stink up the car.

1516
01:39:39,580 --> 01:39:40,580
I'll hold it out the window.

1517
01:39:40,580 --> 01:39:42,580
It's like, no, no smoking in my car.

1518
01:39:42,580 --> 01:39:44,580
I don't want smoking in my car.

1519
01:39:44,580 --> 01:39:46,580
I don't want a smoker even light up in your car.

1520
01:39:46,580 --> 01:39:47,580
That's rude as fuck.

1521
01:39:47,580 --> 01:39:49,580
Same thing goes with house, dude.

1522
01:39:49,580 --> 01:39:50,580
When you live alone like this,

1523
01:39:50,580 --> 01:39:53,580
especially if you smoke weed, you have an ashtray out.

1524
01:39:53,580 --> 01:39:55,580
You smoke a weed in here?

1525
01:39:55,580 --> 01:40:04,580
Yeah, that's not the same thing.

1526
01:40:04,580 --> 01:40:06,580
I want to know if she promised him pussy

1527
01:40:06,580 --> 01:40:07,580
to drive them around and be sober,

1528
01:40:07,580 --> 01:40:10,580
or if he's just some dork he's stringing along.

1529
01:40:10,580 --> 01:40:11,580
I don't know.

1530
01:40:11,580 --> 01:40:12,580
It doesn't seem very dorky to me.

1531
01:40:12,580 --> 01:40:14,580
He's got hook vibes.

1532
01:40:14,580 --> 01:40:18,580
Eh, you don't see it?

1533
01:40:18,580 --> 01:40:20,580
Like, good looking dude.

1534
01:40:20,580 --> 01:40:23,580
She seems kind of bossy, though.

1535
01:40:23,580 --> 01:40:26,580
He seems just kind of like, okay.

1536
01:40:26,580 --> 01:40:28,580
Yeah, he just wants to get laid.

1537
01:40:28,580 --> 01:40:31,580
Look at that.

1538
01:40:31,580 --> 01:40:34,580
He wants to see what's underneath that bar wench costume.

1539
01:40:34,580 --> 01:40:36,580
He's got his bar personality.

1540
01:40:36,580 --> 01:40:38,580
I just got to walk through this carnival alone

1541
01:40:38,580 --> 01:40:40,580
dressed scantily clad.

1542
01:40:40,580 --> 01:40:43,580
I think I'll be all right.

1543
01:40:43,580 --> 01:40:45,580
Yeah, this is...

1544
01:40:45,580 --> 01:40:47,580
I got to go be a rapist dream for a minute.

1545
01:40:47,580 --> 01:40:49,580
Yeah.

1546
01:40:49,580 --> 01:40:51,580
What the fuck?

1547
01:40:51,580 --> 01:40:57,580
Maybe he should.

1548
01:40:57,580 --> 01:40:58,580
Is it just really late?

1549
01:40:58,580 --> 01:40:59,580
Is the carnival closed?

1550
01:40:59,580 --> 01:41:14,580
Ever since his brother what?

1551
01:41:14,580 --> 01:41:37,580
Is it closed?

1552
01:41:37,580 --> 01:41:39,580
That's a serious lore drop.

1553
01:41:39,580 --> 01:41:43,580
Yeah, good.

1554
01:41:43,580 --> 01:41:45,580
I'm glad we finally know what happened to his dad.

1555
01:41:45,580 --> 01:41:47,580
Yeah, she just had a mental breakdown at a party

1556
01:41:47,580 --> 01:41:48,580
and you drugged her.

1557
01:41:48,580 --> 01:41:49,580
She's doing all right.

1558
01:41:49,580 --> 01:41:52,580
And that led to a fucking abandoned circus.

1559
01:41:52,580 --> 01:41:54,580
Yeah, just let her walk through an abandoned carnival

1560
01:41:54,580 --> 01:41:56,580
that's not running for some reason on Halloween.

1561
01:41:56,580 --> 01:41:58,580
And she looks cold.

1562
01:41:58,580 --> 01:42:01,580
Like, what did you say happened to her dad?

1563
01:42:01,580 --> 01:42:04,580
Her dad got a tumor, started seeing shit,

1564
01:42:04,580 --> 01:42:06,580
doing fucked up things, beating the children,

1565
01:42:06,580 --> 01:42:08,580
and then drank a bottle of Jack

1566
01:42:08,580 --> 01:42:11,580
and drove into a fucking transformer and killed himself.

1567
01:42:11,580 --> 01:42:14,580
Drawing his daughter in Xenia outfits.

1568
01:42:14,580 --> 01:42:40,580
Yeah.

1569
01:42:40,580 --> 01:42:41,580
I'm stuck.

1570
01:42:41,580 --> 01:42:43,580
Help me, sister.

1571
01:42:43,580 --> 01:42:55,580
Help me step sister, I'm stuck.

1572
01:42:55,580 --> 01:42:56,580
The Terrifier.

1573
01:42:56,580 --> 01:42:57,580
Oh, really?

1574
01:42:57,580 --> 01:42:59,580
The ride, yeah.

1575
01:42:59,580 --> 01:43:01,580
Is this like...

1576
01:43:01,580 --> 01:43:03,580
I know it's not an origin because it's...

1577
01:43:03,580 --> 01:43:17,580
It's a continuation of the first one, but...

1578
01:43:17,580 --> 01:43:20,580
Those aren't really that creepy at all.

1579
01:43:20,580 --> 01:43:22,580
Oh, the one on the right.

1580
01:43:22,580 --> 01:43:32,580
That one is that corpse.

1581
01:43:32,580 --> 01:43:35,580
You know, you don't have to drink 2% milk.

1582
01:43:35,580 --> 01:43:37,580
You could drink whole milk.

1583
01:43:37,580 --> 01:43:41,580
You're not fat.

1584
01:43:41,580 --> 01:43:49,580
Oh.

1585
01:43:49,580 --> 01:43:52,580
Damn, that's creepy.

1586
01:43:52,580 --> 01:43:54,580
I told you he was going to say, can we fuck now?

1587
01:43:54,580 --> 01:43:56,580
Yeah.

1588
01:43:56,580 --> 01:43:58,580
We're eating anyway, right?

1589
01:43:58,580 --> 01:44:02,580
We just left your drugged out friend at a carnival.

1590
01:44:02,580 --> 01:44:03,580
What's that?

1591
01:44:03,580 --> 01:44:23,580
Condom.

1592
01:44:23,580 --> 01:44:25,580
Fuck yeah.

1593
01:44:25,580 --> 01:44:35,580
It's good, probably good coke.

1594
01:44:35,580 --> 01:44:38,580
Damn, she's a pretty good actress, this chick.

1595
01:44:38,580 --> 01:44:40,580
I've believed everything she's done.

1596
01:44:40,580 --> 01:44:42,580
She's probably not acting right there.

1597
01:44:42,580 --> 01:44:43,580
That was just reflex.

1598
01:44:43,580 --> 01:44:53,580
Yeah.

1599
01:44:53,580 --> 01:44:55,580
You do too much coke though.

1600
01:44:55,580 --> 01:44:58,580
Trying to have sex just gets weird.

1601
01:44:58,580 --> 01:45:00,580
You're all tweaked out.

1602
01:45:00,580 --> 01:45:02,580
Coke dick?

1603
01:45:02,580 --> 01:45:10,580
Coke dick, yeah.

1604
01:45:10,580 --> 01:45:18,580
That's a pretty gruesome looking design though for what presumably is a children's horror funhouse.

1605
01:45:18,580 --> 01:45:29,580
Like that was really gory.

1606
01:45:29,580 --> 01:45:31,580
2020 stinger.

1607
01:45:31,580 --> 01:45:32,580
They're a sure guy, Andy.

1608
01:45:32,580 --> 01:45:33,580
Who cares?

1609
01:45:33,580 --> 01:45:34,580
Yeah.

1610
01:45:34,580 --> 01:45:37,580
He changed real quick when he started trying to get some.

1611
01:45:37,580 --> 01:45:39,580
That's what I'm talking about.

1612
01:45:39,580 --> 01:45:45,580
The hole is the goal.

1613
01:45:45,580 --> 01:45:48,580
I have fucking heart as a rock right now, what are you doing?

1614
01:45:48,580 --> 01:45:57,580
Why stop?

1615
01:45:57,580 --> 01:46:01,580
That would be great if that worked.

1616
01:46:01,580 --> 01:46:09,580
Brought to you by iPhone.

1617
01:46:09,580 --> 01:46:14,580
The mailbox is full.

1618
01:46:14,580 --> 01:46:29,580
He's going to die right now.

1619
01:46:29,580 --> 01:46:30,580
That's a lot.

1620
01:46:30,580 --> 01:46:31,580
Is that a lot?

1621
01:46:31,580 --> 01:46:32,580
Yeah.

1622
01:46:32,580 --> 01:46:34,580
That's quite a bit.

1623
01:46:34,580 --> 01:46:35,580
Yeah.

1624
01:46:35,580 --> 01:46:39,580
I would pause it to take a better look, but definitely over an eighth ball.

1625
01:46:39,580 --> 01:46:44,580
That's definitely a shoelace bag full.

1626
01:46:44,580 --> 01:46:53,580
Yeah, I mean, especially if he is still at the point where he gets a nice actual high off of just a key bump.

1627
01:46:53,580 --> 01:46:54,580
What?

1628
01:46:54,580 --> 01:46:55,580
Was that his dick?

1629
01:46:55,580 --> 01:46:57,580
Did we just see a little bit of dick?

1630
01:46:57,580 --> 01:46:58,580
I don't want to find out.

1631
01:46:58,580 --> 01:46:59,580
I think we did.

1632
01:46:59,580 --> 01:47:01,580
Oh my God, he's getting it everywhere.

1633
01:47:01,580 --> 01:47:02,580
Everywhere, dude.

1634
01:47:02,580 --> 01:47:03,580
He leaks.

1635
01:47:03,580 --> 01:47:04,580
It just dribbles out.

1636
01:47:04,580 --> 01:47:07,580
I know, it dribbles out the fucking just the tip.

1637
01:47:07,580 --> 01:47:08,580
That's funny.

1638
01:47:08,580 --> 01:47:10,580
We're going to see a dick now.

1639
01:47:10,580 --> 01:47:12,580
It's going to fly on the windshield all bloody.

1640
01:47:12,580 --> 01:47:17,580
Oh, shit.

1641
01:47:17,580 --> 01:47:21,580
You even said it and I still couldn't.

1642
01:47:21,580 --> 01:47:26,580
You know, hold it in his.

1643
01:47:26,580 --> 01:47:29,580
Stop stabbing me in the dick.

1644
01:47:29,580 --> 01:47:34,580
I don't want her to die.

1645
01:47:34,580 --> 01:47:36,580
She's my favorite.

1646
01:47:36,580 --> 01:47:40,580
She's hot.

1647
01:47:40,580 --> 01:47:44,580
Oh, no.

1648
01:47:44,580 --> 01:47:49,580
Oh, all right.

1649
01:47:49,580 --> 01:47:56,580
This is the first time I've actually been looking for this.

1650
01:47:56,580 --> 01:47:58,580
Here you go.

1651
01:47:58,580 --> 01:48:01,580
Choker with it.

1652
01:48:01,580 --> 01:48:03,580
See, premarital sex, Jason vibes.

1653
01:48:03,580 --> 01:48:08,580
This is he's every horror character rolled into one.

1654
01:48:08,580 --> 01:48:10,580
What is she fucking bitching about?

1655
01:48:10,580 --> 01:48:13,580
She cut herself maybe on the leg a little bit.

1656
01:48:13,580 --> 01:48:14,580
Run.

1657
01:48:14,580 --> 01:48:16,580
Doesn't she have a lot of energy right now?

1658
01:48:16,580 --> 01:48:21,580
Yeah, you can run and.

1659
01:48:21,580 --> 01:48:30,580
So your heart explodes.

1660
01:48:30,580 --> 01:48:34,580
Okay, when he she cut her leg on the thing, it's that bad.

1661
01:48:34,580 --> 01:48:35,580
You're in a limp.

1662
01:48:35,580 --> 01:48:38,580
You can't walk.

1663
01:48:38,580 --> 01:48:39,580
Oh, my God.

1664
01:48:39,580 --> 01:48:41,580
Just get up and run.

1665
01:48:41,580 --> 01:48:44,580
Well, it could be the Coke, the Molly.

1666
01:48:44,580 --> 01:48:51,580
She she pulls out that bag again and like Popeye like that.

1667
01:48:51,580 --> 01:48:55,580
That's a bad cut, but it's not like.

1668
01:48:55,580 --> 01:49:00,580
You can't run for your life.

1669
01:49:00,580 --> 01:49:12,580
It's more the heels.

1670
01:49:12,580 --> 01:49:26,580
Danger.

1671
01:49:26,580 --> 01:49:34,580
Her costume is kind of reminiscent of the way that Kevin Smith wanted to end Red State, the way he described it.

1672
01:49:34,580 --> 01:49:35,580
Oh, the Valkyrie coming down.

1673
01:49:35,580 --> 01:49:41,580
Yeah.

1674
01:49:41,580 --> 01:49:50,580
She pulls it off.

1675
01:49:50,580 --> 01:49:51,580
Where'd you go?

1676
01:49:51,580 --> 01:49:53,580
Is that a house?

1677
01:49:53,580 --> 01:49:54,580
Oh, Jesus.

1678
01:49:54,580 --> 01:49:57,580
Yeah.

1679
01:49:57,580 --> 01:49:58,580
Go to where there's nobody.

1680
01:49:58,580 --> 01:50:00,580
Tunnels are always good in these.

1681
01:50:00,580 --> 01:50:01,580
It's an old set from Freddy.

1682
01:50:01,580 --> 01:50:04,580
Yeah.

1683
01:50:04,580 --> 01:50:31,580
Oh, does she hear.

1684
01:50:31,580 --> 01:50:34,580
Do you.

1685
01:50:34,580 --> 01:50:37,580
If he ends up in front of her.

1686
01:50:37,580 --> 01:50:40,580
So.

1687
01:50:40,580 --> 01:50:42,580
She actually gets scared by the design.

1688
01:50:42,580 --> 01:50:46,580
But if he ends up somehow getting in front of her, then it's like.

1689
01:50:46,580 --> 01:50:47,580
What is he doing?

1690
01:50:47,580 --> 01:50:51,580
How does he know the layout of this carnival better than she does?

1691
01:50:51,580 --> 01:50:55,580
It's not just a chase that somehow you could be able to get in front of her and come out to surprise her.

1692
01:50:55,580 --> 01:50:57,580
You know what I mean?

1693
01:50:57,580 --> 01:51:00,580
And done all this in the meantime.

1694
01:51:00,580 --> 01:51:02,580
I don't think he did this.

1695
01:51:02,580 --> 01:51:12,580
No, or did or is this art was here or is this just the room they did for the clown part of the thing?

1696
01:51:12,580 --> 01:51:21,580
Like he's killing her in his room, which is that they designed about him.

1697
01:51:21,580 --> 01:51:42,580
It's going to be.

1698
01:51:42,580 --> 01:51:45,580
Oh, no.

1699
01:51:45,580 --> 01:51:47,580
She's got way too many.

1700
01:51:47,580 --> 01:52:01,580
That's just a few too many chemicals in her body now.

1701
01:52:01,580 --> 01:52:04,580
I didn't want her to die.

1702
01:52:04,580 --> 01:52:07,580
This movie is a good way of making me like, God damn, that would suck.

1703
01:52:07,580 --> 01:52:11,580
Yeah, like it's pretty realistic of how much.

1704
01:52:11,580 --> 01:52:14,580
The knee.

1705
01:52:14,580 --> 01:52:15,580
Yeah, I knew it.

1706
01:52:15,580 --> 01:52:24,580
I knew it was going to be the.

1707
01:52:24,580 --> 01:52:27,580
Pretty.

1708
01:52:27,580 --> 01:52:28,580
Whoo.

1709
01:52:28,580 --> 01:52:38,580
Damn.

1710
01:52:38,580 --> 01:52:40,580
What's he what's he got?

1711
01:52:40,580 --> 01:52:47,580
He's like, what the hell was that?

1712
01:52:47,580 --> 01:52:48,580
Oh, he finally ate it.

1713
01:52:48,580 --> 01:52:53,580
He finally ate a body part.

1714
01:52:53,580 --> 01:52:55,580
That that decoration is pretty cool.

1715
01:52:55,580 --> 01:52:58,580
Well, there goes my favorite character.

1716
01:52:58,580 --> 01:53:02,580
When she was holding the stick and looking like begging for her life, kind of.

1717
01:53:02,580 --> 01:53:04,580
That was really sad.

1718
01:53:04,580 --> 01:53:10,580
She went out valiantly, though.

1719
01:53:10,580 --> 01:53:20,580
She's dead.

1720
01:53:20,580 --> 01:53:35,580
She's dead.

1721
01:53:35,580 --> 01:54:01,580
She's dead.

1722
01:54:01,580 --> 01:54:19,580
She's dead.

1723
01:54:19,580 --> 01:54:25,580
So he does feel pain.

1724
01:54:25,580 --> 01:54:27,580
Did he not need those glasses the whole time?

1725
01:54:27,580 --> 01:54:28,580
Yeah.

1726
01:54:28,580 --> 01:54:29,580
What the fuck?

1727
01:54:29,580 --> 01:54:31,580
So it's probably not her dad that.

1728
01:54:31,580 --> 01:54:33,580
Oh, they did say he did get abusive towards you.

1729
01:54:33,580 --> 01:54:42,580
Bonk bonk bonk.

1730
01:54:42,580 --> 01:54:45,580
Fuck it, bitch.

1731
01:54:45,580 --> 01:54:48,580
Mommy, your mother.

1732
01:54:48,580 --> 01:54:50,580
Baby.

1733
01:54:50,580 --> 01:54:53,580
That was my curb stomping knee.

1734
01:54:53,580 --> 01:55:10,580
I'm going to kill you.

1735
01:55:10,580 --> 01:55:12,580
How big is this haunted house?

1736
01:55:12,580 --> 01:55:14,580
Yeah, this is fucking huge.

1737
01:55:14,580 --> 01:55:16,580
The one at Cornfest this year is about what?

1738
01:55:16,580 --> 01:55:19,580
The size of a tent.

1739
01:55:19,580 --> 01:55:23,580
Yeah.

1740
01:55:23,580 --> 01:55:27,580
This one looks like a map on Dead by Daylight.

1741
01:55:27,580 --> 01:55:29,580
If you guys played more Dead by Daylight.

1742
01:55:29,580 --> 01:55:33,580
Wait, do they just dress up Skid Row and call it a...

1743
01:55:33,580 --> 01:55:35,580
No, it's a literal tent.

1744
01:55:35,580 --> 01:55:42,580
That's what happens when you play with a tent.

1745
01:55:42,580 --> 01:55:56,580
One of those revival tents.

1746
01:55:56,580 --> 01:55:57,580
I like how...

1747
01:55:57,580 --> 01:56:01,580
I hope Cornfest went okay because this release is after that,

1748
01:56:01,580 --> 01:56:04,580
but Anthony was messaging everyone in the group chat,

1749
01:56:04,580 --> 01:56:06,580
who's going to be there for Cornfest?

1750
01:56:06,580 --> 01:56:08,580
And one by one everyone's like, I can't make it.

1751
01:56:08,580 --> 01:56:10,580
I don't have anything for it.

1752
01:56:10,580 --> 01:56:12,580
I don't have someone to watch the kids.

1753
01:56:12,580 --> 01:56:14,580
And every time someone said no,

1754
01:56:14,580 --> 01:56:17,580
it was just another 10 minutes Anthony has to do clean.

1755
01:56:17,580 --> 01:56:19,580
Poor guy.

1756
01:56:19,580 --> 01:56:21,580
Yeah, and me.

1757
01:56:21,580 --> 01:56:26,580
Oh, you'll be fine.

1758
01:56:26,580 --> 01:56:29,580
You can just tell jokes from this movie.

1759
01:56:29,580 --> 01:56:32,580
Hey, kids, have you seen Terrifier 2?

1760
01:56:32,580 --> 01:56:35,580
Have you seen Faces of Death?

1761
01:56:35,580 --> 01:56:37,580
Her tits basically are popping out.

1762
01:56:37,580 --> 01:56:45,580
Well, this is Faces of Meth that we watched.

1763
01:56:45,580 --> 01:56:48,580
Now, he left her alive, but he doesn't do...

1764
01:56:48,580 --> 01:56:50,580
With the bloody tits, which...

1765
01:56:50,580 --> 01:56:52,580
Yeah, it's doing something for me too.

1766
01:56:52,580 --> 01:57:02,580
That's not bad.

1767
01:57:02,580 --> 01:57:06,580
Mike, the tits, your thoughts on the tits?

1768
01:57:06,580 --> 01:57:08,580
What?

1769
01:57:08,580 --> 01:57:11,580
Just tits, he keeps his thoughts to...

1770
01:57:11,580 --> 01:57:14,580
You have to subscribe to his Patreon.

1771
01:57:14,580 --> 01:57:16,580
He doesn't have anything to say.

1772
01:57:16,580 --> 01:57:18,580
She's not hiding them.

1773
01:57:18,580 --> 01:57:20,580
Yep, well, she is kind of hiding them.

1774
01:57:20,580 --> 01:57:22,580
Oh, shit.

1775
01:57:22,580 --> 01:57:24,580
Get him.

1776
01:57:24,580 --> 01:57:28,580
Kill that kid.

1777
01:57:28,580 --> 01:57:30,580
Andy hated himself as a child.

1778
01:57:30,580 --> 01:57:32,580
That's it?

1779
01:57:32,580 --> 01:57:34,580
Okay, cutting him up.

1780
01:57:34,580 --> 01:57:39,580
Yes.

1781
01:57:39,580 --> 01:57:42,580
So one chick survived the last one, right?

1782
01:57:42,580 --> 01:57:45,580
Yeah, and she got her face mutilated.

1783
01:57:45,580 --> 01:58:00,580
Okay.

1784
01:58:00,580 --> 01:58:02,580
Why scream?

1785
01:58:02,580 --> 01:58:05,580
Go for the head.

1786
01:58:05,580 --> 01:58:07,580
Get him, get him.

1787
01:58:07,580 --> 01:58:09,580
Yeah, there you go.

1788
01:58:09,580 --> 01:58:11,580
Finally.

1789
01:58:11,580 --> 01:58:13,580
Right in his old wound too.

1790
01:58:13,580 --> 01:58:15,580
Does he have Deadpool powers?

1791
01:58:15,580 --> 01:58:17,580
He just gets dizzy for a second?

1792
01:58:17,580 --> 01:58:21,580
I think so.

1793
01:58:21,580 --> 01:58:25,580
That is kind of an awkward angle to pull something out of.

1794
01:58:25,580 --> 01:58:26,580
Try that.

1795
01:58:26,580 --> 01:58:28,580
Think about if something was stuck in the back of your head,

1796
01:58:28,580 --> 01:58:30,580
I would pull it out if it was really stuck in there.

1797
01:58:30,580 --> 01:58:34,580
Maybe he saw Steve Irwin with that whole thing.

1798
01:58:34,580 --> 01:58:36,580
Why doesn't she just take the wings off?

1799
01:58:36,580 --> 01:58:38,580
I feel like I would have ripped them off.

1800
01:58:38,580 --> 01:58:43,580
Like, cut the fucking thing.

1801
01:58:43,580 --> 01:58:45,580
You're not injured that bad.

1802
01:58:45,580 --> 01:59:14,580
Look at your fucked up sister.

1803
01:59:14,580 --> 01:59:17,580
You're too old to say daddy.

1804
01:59:17,580 --> 01:59:21,580
Well, unless his dad died when he was at daddy age.

1805
01:59:21,580 --> 01:59:23,580
Well, that was a year ago, 11.

1806
01:59:23,580 --> 01:59:35,580
You might have a point there.

1807
01:59:35,580 --> 01:59:36,580
I'm going to stick.

1808
01:59:36,580 --> 01:59:40,580
We're good to go.

1809
01:59:40,580 --> 01:59:43,580
I feel like your Hellboy painting fit in with the rest of those.

1810
01:59:43,580 --> 01:59:44,580
It kind of did.

1811
01:59:44,580 --> 01:59:45,580
Yeah.

1812
01:59:45,580 --> 01:59:48,580
It sort of fit the motif.

1813
01:59:48,580 --> 01:59:50,580
Are they still at the amusement park?

1814
01:59:50,580 --> 01:59:51,580
Yeah.

1815
01:59:51,580 --> 01:59:54,580
And now they found the world's largest haunted house.

1816
01:59:54,580 --> 01:59:59,580
Fake church part of it.

1817
01:59:59,580 --> 02:00:01,580
God, look at all those mannequins that they,

1818
02:00:01,580 --> 02:00:06,580
some grotesque mannequins that they bought just to put into this room.

1819
02:00:06,580 --> 02:00:10,580
Have them sit there, do nothing.

1820
02:00:10,580 --> 02:00:12,580
You say fake mannequins?

1821
02:00:12,580 --> 02:00:13,580
Yeah.

1822
02:00:13,580 --> 02:00:15,580
As opposed to what?

1823
02:00:15,580 --> 02:00:16,580
Real mannequins.

1824
02:00:16,580 --> 02:00:18,580
Like, Robert Polarski's mannequins.

1825
02:00:18,580 --> 02:00:22,580
Like, mannequins too, starring Bob Polarski as Bob.

1826
02:00:22,580 --> 02:00:26,580
You missed it, but we just recently,

1827
02:00:26,580 --> 02:00:30,580
I forgot what it was, but we made the best connection to mannequin two on the move.

1828
02:00:30,580 --> 02:00:32,580
Just the other day, I forgot what it was.

1829
02:00:32,580 --> 02:00:33,580
It was random too.

1830
02:00:33,580 --> 02:00:35,580
It was like another movie we were watching.

1831
02:00:35,580 --> 02:00:37,580
Directly related to it.

1832
02:00:37,580 --> 02:00:42,580
Same director, same writer, same something.

1833
02:00:42,580 --> 02:00:45,580
The one that played the mannequin, remember,

1834
02:00:45,580 --> 02:00:50,580
because you said we wanted to call her and ask her about how she liked Bob in the movie?

1835
02:00:50,580 --> 02:00:57,580
Yeah, Bucky the Vampire Slayer is played by mannequin two on the move.

1836
02:00:57,580 --> 02:01:05,580
I forgot again.

1837
02:01:05,580 --> 02:01:08,580
He's just playing with them, dude.

1838
02:01:08,580 --> 02:01:17,580
It would be funny if Arthur Clown was played by BAFTA award winning Charles Dance.

1839
02:01:17,580 --> 02:01:23,580
It's so funny because while doing the Game of Thrones rewatch, rehash,

1840
02:01:23,580 --> 02:01:30,580
I'm seeing BAFTA award winning Charles Dance play Tyrian Lannister,

1841
02:01:30,580 --> 02:01:36,580
or not Tyrian, but Tyrian Lannister, and he's really good at it.

1842
02:01:36,580 --> 02:01:58,580
But I can't not picture him trying to start up his space penis every time he's doing anything.

1843
02:01:58,580 --> 02:02:00,580
Are those chains? What are those?

1844
02:02:00,580 --> 02:02:03,580
Yeah, like a rosary.

1845
02:02:03,580 --> 02:02:04,580
Oh.

1846
02:02:04,580 --> 02:02:15,580
I don't know, but yeah, a lot.

1847
02:02:15,580 --> 02:02:19,580
What, does the guy that got stabbed in the dick show up and like, go to hell?

1848
02:02:19,580 --> 02:02:24,580
Yeah, I mean, he'd be the only one. He's the only one alive.

1849
02:02:24,580 --> 02:02:27,580
She's about to get her superpowers.

1850
02:02:27,580 --> 02:02:42,580
Yeah, pretty much. She just taught it.

1851
02:02:42,580 --> 02:02:56,580
Oh, fuck. He's just like, shit, shit, shit, that hurts.

1852
02:02:56,580 --> 02:03:09,580
Oh, yeah.

1853
02:03:09,580 --> 02:03:11,580
I would have taken the fire extinguisher.

1854
02:03:11,580 --> 02:03:16,580
Yeah.

1855
02:03:16,580 --> 02:03:22,580
Top of the head. You think? Yep. Yeah.

1856
02:03:22,580 --> 02:03:26,580
That was the worst CGI of the whole movie. Full circle, though.

1857
02:03:26,580 --> 02:03:31,580
That was really bad CGI of the pole in his head.

1858
02:03:31,580 --> 02:03:36,580
If you looked right at the pole, it looked goopy.

1859
02:03:36,580 --> 02:03:45,580
He's not dead. Don't just rest there.

1860
02:03:45,580 --> 02:03:54,580
Oh, come on.

1861
02:03:54,580 --> 02:04:00,580
You don't, your powers don't work on me. Your dad didn't draw you naked.

1862
02:04:00,580 --> 02:04:05,580
Oh, there we go.

1863
02:04:05,580 --> 02:04:06,580
He has a gun?

1864
02:04:06,580 --> 02:04:12,580
Shoots her by accident.

1865
02:04:12,580 --> 02:04:16,580
Svallavista, baby.

1866
02:04:16,580 --> 02:04:27,580
The slow turn.

1867
02:04:27,580 --> 02:04:30,580
I love his little look.

1868
02:04:30,580 --> 02:04:32,580
Do it.

1869
02:04:32,580 --> 02:04:38,580
Oh, okay.

1870
02:04:38,580 --> 02:04:42,580
I thought that would have rocked that kid world.

1871
02:04:42,580 --> 02:05:09,580
A little sawed off shotgun with that 12 gauge.

1872
02:05:09,580 --> 02:05:15,580
They should keep her dead.

1873
02:05:15,580 --> 02:05:20,580
I'm dead. He didn't tell you, did he?

1874
02:05:20,580 --> 02:05:33,580
She's got the angel wings.

1875
02:05:33,580 --> 02:05:35,580
You're dead, just like all of us.

1876
02:05:35,580 --> 02:05:36,580
Yeah.

1877
02:05:36,580 --> 02:05:38,580
Remember your dog, Sparky?

1878
02:05:38,580 --> 02:05:40,580
Your dad's not here, actually. He's in hell.

1879
02:05:40,580 --> 02:05:42,580
Yeah, he's the terrier.

1880
02:05:42,580 --> 02:05:52,580
Arthur Cloud.

1881
02:05:52,580 --> 02:06:09,580
Whoa.

1882
02:06:09,580 --> 02:06:11,580
Oh.

1883
02:06:11,580 --> 02:06:14,580
Well, there goes the daddy theory.

1884
02:06:14,580 --> 02:06:17,580
Yeah.

1885
02:06:17,580 --> 02:06:19,580
What just happened right there?

1886
02:06:19,580 --> 02:06:22,580
He did the, what do you call it?

1887
02:06:22,580 --> 02:06:24,580
The mind meld.

1888
02:06:24,580 --> 02:06:25,580
Head touch memory.

1889
02:06:25,580 --> 02:06:27,580
Okay, yeah, mind meld.

1890
02:06:27,580 --> 02:06:30,580
A Vulcan mind meld.

1891
02:06:30,580 --> 02:06:33,580
It's stolen from every other thing. Why not?

1892
02:06:33,580 --> 02:06:35,580
Yeah, I'm trying to remember what movie that was.

1893
02:06:35,580 --> 02:06:39,580
The last minute he touches his head and gives him all the memory.

1894
02:06:39,580 --> 02:06:41,580
Isn't it a Vulcan mind meld?

1895
02:06:41,580 --> 02:06:42,580
It wasn't Star Trek.

1896
02:06:42,580 --> 02:06:59,580
Okay.

1897
02:06:59,580 --> 02:07:13,580
Well...

1898
02:07:13,580 --> 02:07:17,580
What happened? I thought she had super powers or something.

1899
02:07:17,580 --> 02:07:20,580
No, remember she shot gunned him.

1900
02:07:20,580 --> 02:07:23,580
And they sort of just thought he was dead.

1901
02:07:23,580 --> 02:07:26,580
Yeah, but she was whipping his ass a minute ago.

1902
02:07:26,580 --> 02:07:29,580
Literally whipping his ass.

1903
02:07:29,580 --> 02:07:31,580
He'll do it again. It's like WWE.

1904
02:07:31,580 --> 02:07:46,580
He was letting her.

1905
02:07:46,580 --> 02:07:49,580
Ow.

1906
02:07:49,580 --> 02:07:53,580
Yeah, that was interesting.

1907
02:07:53,580 --> 02:07:57,580
Speaking of WWE, he'd make a great guest character for The Clown.

1908
02:07:57,580 --> 02:08:00,580
Yeah.

1909
02:08:00,580 --> 02:08:28,580
This is like sing black china in half upside down.

1910
02:08:30,580 --> 02:08:38,760
All right.

1911
02:08:38,760 --> 02:08:40,720
Oh, that mirror that's in every girl's vanity.

1912
02:08:40,720 --> 02:08:41,600
Wow.

1913
02:08:41,600 --> 02:08:47,940
Ha, ha.

1914
02:08:47,940 --> 02:09:03,580
I'm going to go all in towards it like, oh, I love those.

1915
02:09:03,580 --> 02:09:07,820
Okay, got to hand it to him for costume design, making the wings more fucked up as they get

1916
02:09:07,820 --> 02:09:08,820
further.

1917
02:09:08,820 --> 02:09:09,820
Yeah.

1918
02:09:09,820 --> 02:09:11,180
I mean, that looks pretty cool.

1919
02:09:11,180 --> 02:09:12,340
They're tattered up right now.

1920
02:09:12,340 --> 02:09:16,700
Costume design and set design and sex appeal, apparently.

1921
02:09:16,700 --> 02:09:21,060
And gore.

1922
02:09:21,060 --> 02:09:22,660
If you rate a movie a gore.

1923
02:09:22,660 --> 02:09:25,300
And feelings of helplessness.

1924
02:09:25,300 --> 02:09:34,300
There's a lot of that.

1925
02:09:34,300 --> 02:09:35,300
Whoa, what?

1926
02:09:35,300 --> 02:09:36,300
Does he have alien mouth?

1927
02:09:36,300 --> 02:09:37,300
Is that what's going on right there?

1928
02:09:37,300 --> 02:09:48,420
Okay.

1929
02:09:48,420 --> 02:10:01,180
And then the movie's going to be over, huh?

1930
02:10:01,180 --> 02:10:03,180
I don't know.

1931
02:10:03,180 --> 02:10:15,500
Oh, we still got 15 minutes.

1932
02:10:15,500 --> 02:10:19,660
So she's dead and I guess terrify her hell.

1933
02:10:19,660 --> 02:10:20,660
Yeah.

1934
02:10:20,660 --> 02:10:23,660
What the fuck?

1935
02:10:23,660 --> 02:10:27,460
Oh, here we go.

1936
02:10:27,460 --> 02:10:35,340
Food is funny, food is funny, cloud cafe, cloud cafe.

1937
02:10:35,340 --> 02:10:39,780
Hey, my boy, my son.

1938
02:10:39,780 --> 02:10:46,540
Now, why'd you say, go over to the, the, the, the father theory?

1939
02:10:46,540 --> 02:10:49,460
The daddy theory because he called his mom mommy.

1940
02:10:49,460 --> 02:10:53,220
And you said he probably called him daddy because he died when he was at daddy age.

1941
02:10:53,220 --> 02:10:56,500
Maybe he regressed mentally a little bit because of the events of the evening.

1942
02:10:56,500 --> 02:11:00,740
You know, if I was like, he killed that bitch mom, that chick that always yells at us, it

1943
02:11:00,740 --> 02:11:04,740
calls us pieces of shit.

1944
02:11:04,740 --> 02:11:08,420
Hey, he made a noise.

1945
02:11:08,420 --> 02:11:09,420
That's noise.

1946
02:11:09,420 --> 02:11:10,420
That counts as noise.

1947
02:11:10,420 --> 02:11:17,940
Oh no, she's in a back to tank now.

1948
02:11:17,940 --> 02:11:31,220
How'd she get there?

1949
02:11:31,220 --> 02:11:33,940
Oh no, it's the tree from evil dead.

1950
02:11:33,940 --> 02:11:35,940
Uh oh.

1951
02:11:35,940 --> 02:11:40,940
Watch out.

1952
02:11:40,940 --> 02:11:44,140
The tree's later was like, well, did you see what she was wearing?

1953
02:11:44,140 --> 02:11:45,940
She was asking for it.

1954
02:11:45,940 --> 02:11:48,980
Oh, the whole movie never happened.

1955
02:11:48,980 --> 02:11:53,260
She's still in.

1956
02:11:53,260 --> 02:11:58,860
She's better not.

1957
02:11:58,860 --> 02:11:59,860
All her dream.

1958
02:11:59,860 --> 02:12:00,860
Yeah.

1959
02:12:00,860 --> 02:12:04,860
I think it might be all this terrified.

1960
02:12:04,860 --> 02:12:16,220
And they were, were they in their joints, were you in chaos, what's going on in your

1961
02:12:16,220 --> 02:12:17,540
head?

1962
02:12:17,540 --> 02:12:28,980
Why did the success lift when you shared a map in your League of Legends?

1963
02:12:28,980 --> 02:12:54,180
the

1964
02:12:54,180 --> 02:12:56,180
Because of the hair and the water?

1965
02:12:56,180 --> 02:12:58,180
Yeah, because that's what we're looking at.

1966
02:12:58,180 --> 02:13:00,180
Dude, that was a pretty horrific drone.

1967
02:13:00,180 --> 02:13:02,180
Dude, they're on it.

1968
02:13:02,180 --> 02:13:24,180
Zoom in on the navel.

1969
02:13:32,180 --> 02:13:38,180
Is he eating him?

1970
02:13:38,180 --> 02:13:40,180
Is he eating his hand?

1971
02:13:46,180 --> 02:13:48,180
Oh wow.

1972
02:13:56,180 --> 02:13:58,180
She cuts off his head.

1973
02:13:58,180 --> 02:14:00,180
Do you think he is?

1974
02:14:00,180 --> 02:14:02,180
The kid will or she will?

1975
02:14:02,180 --> 02:14:04,180
I think she wakes up.

1976
02:14:04,180 --> 02:14:06,180
I think the super powers.

1977
02:14:06,180 --> 02:14:08,180
I like the 80s kind of.

1978
02:14:12,180 --> 02:14:14,180
Is this still a dream?

1979
02:14:16,180 --> 02:14:18,180
This is a dream, right?

1980
02:14:18,180 --> 02:14:20,180
Because we're in...

1981
02:14:20,180 --> 02:14:22,180
That's what I just said.

1982
02:14:22,180 --> 02:14:24,180
I think the whole show is her dream from the beginning.

1983
02:14:24,180 --> 02:14:28,180
It's not all a dream.

1984
02:14:28,180 --> 02:14:30,180
I think part of it's re...

1985
02:14:30,180 --> 02:14:32,180
Oh jeez, this is a tough movie to follow.

1986
02:14:32,180 --> 02:14:34,180
Plot wise.

1987
02:14:48,180 --> 02:14:50,180
It's going to be cool when she breaks out.

1988
02:14:50,180 --> 02:14:54,180
Super powered again.

1989
02:14:54,180 --> 02:14:56,180
It would be cooler if she broke out.

1990
02:14:56,180 --> 02:14:58,180
That's always cool to see.

1991
02:14:58,180 --> 02:15:06,180
And now he's the it clown because he's eating kids.

1992
02:15:06,180 --> 02:15:10,180
And now he's the it clown because he's eating kids.

1993
02:15:10,180 --> 02:15:14,180
And now he's the it clown because he's eating kids.

1994
02:15:14,180 --> 02:15:18,180
And now he's the it clown because he's eating kids.

1995
02:15:18,180 --> 02:15:22,180
That didn't even go in a little bit.

1996
02:15:48,180 --> 02:15:50,900
The

1997
02:16:10,180 --> 02:16:12,180
Top of the head again.

1998
02:16:12,180 --> 02:16:14,180
Where's it going guys?

1999
02:16:14,180 --> 02:16:16,180
Decapitation, somehow.

2000
02:16:16,180 --> 02:16:24,060
I'm gonna go impale the head somewhere either top or to the side. No, you guys are right. God damn it

2001
02:16:29,140 --> 02:16:31,140
It was your original bet though

2002
02:16:35,500 --> 02:16:39,460
Hell yeah, I like how he gave her like good good kid

2003
02:16:40,300 --> 02:16:42,380
You did it. I killed everyone you love

2004
02:16:42,380 --> 02:16:49,620
Glad you learned a lesson kid. You got you got moxie that's bunk

2005
02:16:54,940 --> 02:16:56,940
It's the Santa Claus rules

2006
02:16:57,940 --> 02:17:02,940
She have to wear the if the where they could outfit and now she gets arrested for all the murders

2007
02:17:03,460 --> 02:17:07,580
Yeah, well, yeah, it looks like you were on Molly's annex. You were drunk

2008
02:17:07,580 --> 02:17:13,100
I murdered a shitload of people you ate your brother's arm and leg. We don't believe your brother

2009
02:17:13,100 --> 02:17:17,380
He he fucked a possum at school the other day. We know what's up with him. He's on a list

2010
02:17:17,980 --> 02:17:20,300
The same shotgun you used to kill your mom

2011
02:17:20,300 --> 02:17:29,820
Oh shit. Oh no, I forgot about her

2012
02:17:50,300 --> 02:17:54,820
Don't eat it don't eat it. Oh, he's telling her something that's funny

2013
02:18:01,100 --> 02:18:03,820
You got a hand to the makeup too they did a great job. Yeah

2014
02:18:03,820 --> 02:18:18,820
Makeup design costume design set design all that top-notch

2015
02:18:18,820 --> 02:18:24,820
You know, I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it

2016
02:18:25,900 --> 02:18:30,900
I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it

2017
02:18:32,380 --> 02:18:34,380
And that's the last you'll ever see

2018
02:18:35,900 --> 02:18:37,900
You just want full rules of engagement on

2019
02:18:40,980 --> 02:18:46,260
Okay, feel like I feel like it warrants like yeah, we got a get her to

2020
02:18:46,260 --> 02:18:52,220
Like I mean obviously that's not be her because she's the girl that died or something. Yeah cut off her head

2021
02:18:55,500 --> 02:19:01,900
Well, I'm a little disappointed that they both lived I guess they needed a they needed at least a good ending

2022
02:19:03,780 --> 02:19:05,780
All right

2023
02:19:05,780 --> 02:19:07,780
Soundtracks bang into

2024
02:19:08,260 --> 02:19:11,300
Sarah Voight. No, Kaylee Hyman

2025
02:19:11,300 --> 02:19:14,700
Unfortunately, all right everybody well that

2026
02:19:15,780 --> 02:19:17,780
That was that

2027
02:19:18,300 --> 02:19:22,060
That was terrifying too. Well, let's see if there's anything. Let's see. There's a post credit

2028
02:19:22,580 --> 02:19:28,660
I am gonna zoom ahead a little bit guys. So if you're yep, there's a cut to the post credit. Sorry, it's

2029
02:19:29,500 --> 02:19:31,500
Maybe 45 seconds more

2030
02:19:32,660 --> 02:19:34,660
Oh, she's in the psych ward

2031
02:19:34,660 --> 02:19:36,660
That's a hot nurses

2032
02:19:45,780 --> 02:19:50,020
That meathead Chris Jericho that's it that's the only party place

2033
02:19:56,100 --> 02:19:58,100
I

2034
02:19:58,100 --> 02:20:03,960
Give me two minutes. It's almost time two, so yeah it is

2035
02:20:04,340 --> 02:20:05,380
Here it goes

2036
02:20:05,380 --> 02:20:17,120
an

2037
02:20:07,020 --> 02:20:09,060
So here's what this is

2038
02:20:10,380 --> 02:20:12,280
It's a party place

2039
02:20:17,120 --> 02:20:40,740
The

2040
02:20:40,740 --> 02:20:44,180
Oh God.

2041
02:20:44,180 --> 02:20:46,720
Yes.

2042
02:20:46,720 --> 02:20:49,720
Yes.

2043
02:20:49,720 --> 02:20:53,760
Who is that?

2044
02:20:53,760 --> 02:20:55,760
That's the first girlfriend.

2045
02:20:55,760 --> 02:20:58,760
The first chick that got beat up at the end of the last movie.

2046
02:20:58,760 --> 02:21:01,760
Oh.

2047
02:21:01,760 --> 02:21:04,760
Hi Vicky bitch.

2048
02:21:04,760 --> 02:21:07,780
Okay.

2049
02:21:07,920 --> 02:21:26,460
th

2050
02:21:26,460 --> 02:21:34,940
th

2051
02:21:34,940 --> 02:21:37,220
three

2052
02:21:37,220 --> 02:21:38,660
birth to a new art.

2053
02:21:40,720 --> 02:21:41,320
So it's happening.

2054
02:21:41,320 --> 02:21:42,420
I think that's yeah.

2055
02:21:43,620 --> 02:21:45,460
Like the Kenny cycle, they're going,

2056
02:21:45,460 --> 02:21:47,460
they're going the Prometheus ending route.

2057
02:21:47,460 --> 02:22:17,120
Cute little baby art.

2058
02:22:17,460 --> 02:22:20,660
Is that the?

2059
02:22:20,660 --> 02:22:21,620
Clown Cafe song.

2060
02:22:23,200 --> 02:22:26,100
Food is funny, food is funny.

2061
02:22:26,100 --> 02:22:28,940
Cloud Cafe, we're all clown.

2062
02:22:37,900 --> 02:22:39,500
I damn this movie's long as hell.

2063
02:22:39,500 --> 02:22:40,700
It's almost over.

2064
02:22:40,700 --> 02:22:43,060
This is the post credit.

2065
02:22:43,060 --> 02:22:56,220
This 10 minute scene is.

2066
02:22:56,220 --> 02:22:57,420
We didn't fast forward to this,

2067
02:22:57,420 --> 02:22:57,860
did we?

2068
02:22:57,860 --> 02:22:59,660
We did fast forward to this part.

2069
02:22:59,660 --> 02:23:00,460
I said that to them,

2070
02:23:00,460 --> 02:23:01,780
but it's like 40 seconds off.

2071
02:23:01,780 --> 02:23:02,660
I'm so sorry everyone.

2072
02:23:05,380 --> 02:23:06,940
I didn't know there was going to be a post credit.

2073
02:23:06,940 --> 02:23:08,060
I just was checking.

2074
02:23:08,060 --> 02:23:08,780
I should know.

2075
02:23:08,780 --> 02:23:13,680
Is she eating your baby or biting the

2076
02:23:13,680 --> 02:23:14,500
ability before it off?

2077
02:23:14,500 --> 02:23:42,100
She gave birth to his head.

2078
02:23:42,100 --> 02:23:45,140
Might be the stupidest horror movie I've ever seen.

2079
02:23:45,140 --> 02:23:47,980
She was in the clown cafe.

2080
02:23:50,500 --> 02:23:53,900
But she was the good chick in the in the first movie.

2081
02:23:53,900 --> 02:23:59,060
Yeah, well fuck guys, that was that was the end of that.

2082
02:23:59,060 --> 02:24:01,060
Thank you for watching joining us.

2083
02:24:01,060 --> 02:24:02,500
Happy Halloween everybody.

2084
02:24:02,500 --> 02:24:03,620
That was gross as fuck.

2085
02:24:03,620 --> 02:24:04,380
Let's give it a rating.

2086
02:24:04,380 --> 02:24:05,540
I give it a C.

2087
02:24:05,540 --> 02:24:06,460
I'll give it a C.

2088
02:24:07,700 --> 02:24:11,220
Fucking F minus F minus just because of the gore.

2089
02:24:11,220 --> 02:24:12,780
It's the first of many this weekend.

2090
02:24:12,780 --> 02:24:13,940
No, not because of the gore.

2091
02:24:13,940 --> 02:24:14,780
The gore was fine.

2092
02:24:14,780 --> 02:24:17,380
It was the lack of story.

2093
02:24:17,380 --> 02:24:20,860
I swear to God, Mike, if you give Buffy an F.

2094
02:24:20,860 --> 02:24:21,500
No, you're right.

2095
02:24:21,500 --> 02:24:22,380
It's not gonna F.

2096
02:24:22,380 --> 02:24:23,340
You're good.

2097
02:24:23,340 --> 02:24:24,660
If you give it a W.

2098
02:24:24,660 --> 02:24:26,820
It's fucking what's lower than a W.

2099
02:24:29,460 --> 02:24:30,500
Well, all right, everybody.

2100
02:24:30,500 --> 02:24:31,740
Happy Halloween.

2101
02:24:31,740 --> 02:24:32,860
I'm gonna kill Michael.

2102
02:24:32,860 --> 02:24:42,860
Bye.