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Hey everybody!
With us as always is Brennan!
It's a ghost doing it.
Ship me up to Boston!
I wasn't scared before that, but I am now.
It's Austin!
He rode on a motorcycle made of flames because of a deal he made to save his dad from dying
a long time ago and now he's the ghost rider.
Lars- Larsen Farrell!
Check me out on the WB and don't ever call me Austin Larson again.
Sorry everybody.
Sorry son.
And welcome to another spooky special.
This is 17 nights of Halloween.
We're Fried Rice Podcast, we're getting high.
You can tell I made Brennan do like three takes.
Yeah, I'm dying over here.
Are you still alive Brennan?
Yeah.
Mike, what did we watch?
We watched Thanksgiving.
The new movie Thanksgiving.
There's several of them.
This is from 23 or 24 actually.
It's 2024 I believe.
2023?
Yeah.
It's a movie about a 15 pound golden brown dude with no head.
Oh, that's the opening of the movie.
Yeah, we're watching Thanksgiving.
Let's just, we're keeping these brief.
We don't want to overstay our welcome.
Happy Thanksgiving everybody if you are listening to this on a Thanksgiving.
I hope that yours is less bloody than the one that these people had.
All right.
First off, Lewis from Suits.
Love him.
He's the main guy.
He's the guy we're looking at right there.
If you've ever watched Suits, he's like kind of the conniving little side dude and he's
great.
I love him.
He's got emotional redemption in it.
Okay, so Black Friday.
I worked security guard as a Black Friday at a Black Friday once at like a Best Buy.
You worked as a security as a Black Friday at a Black Friday?
Those are the words you said?
Are you even saying words right now?
Yeah.
I worked as a Black Friday on a Black Friday, Black Friday, Black Friday and I was a security
guard and it is insane.
People are absolutely fucking bananas when it comes to 20, 30, 40% off something.
My first note, the waffle.
This is why I don't shop on Black Friday.
Yeah, yes, exactly.
Honestly, this made me go, hell yeah, bring back old school Black Friday.
Fuck yeah, dude.
Life's so boring now.
I'm just midnight releases too.
Give me a shopping cart.
My actual first note was that turkey looks so fucking bland in the opening scene.
Our shop always is.
Don't show food.
Brendan will pick it apart.
Brendan made a really good turkey.
I went to his house for Thanksgiving this last year.
It was fucking delicious.
I went to Mike's Thanksgiving last year.
I had such a great food day.
Except for the ham, Mike.
Except for the, except for the lady covered in newborn urine picking up a ham with her
bare hands and throwing it onto my plate.
Other than that, I loved every part of the Thanksgiving.
So thank you both.
Oh yeah, so Tim Dillon is in this.
He's so great.
This is my second note.
He's just himself.
I put, is that Tim Dillon?
That's great.
I just put Tim Dillon.
Us too.
Yeah.
So what the fuck is so special about this waffle maker?
Yeah.
Everybody's killing each other.
I thought Tim Dillon was joking.
I thought he was just saying, you'll get your fucking waffle iron.
But then it really turns out it was a waffle iron.
Yeah, that's insane.
The choice that Eli Roth made to, who directed this, who, he's hostile, right?
He's the hostile guy.
He's not hostile himself.
I'm sure he's a nice guy.
I mean, unless you get in his face, he might get hostile.
Actually, he looks like he could kick your ass.
Oh, he's doing a Borderlands movie?
Yeah, he's directed Borderlands.
Is it, he was?
He got kicked off, I think.
It says still director, but it also lost its star.
There's some kind of weird backstory to that Borderlands movie going on.
What am I, oh my God.
I was going to say one of my other notes was as soon as they introduced that friend guy
that ended up being the boyfriend, I was like, Ryan's the killer.
He was sus.
Which got, oh, the boyfriend with the button up shirt or whatever.
Real quick, in Grindhouse, which came out 10 years ago, or 15 years ago, whatever, he
did a fake segment called Thanksgiving.
He then did a short called Thanksgiving, and now he's done a movie called Thanksgiving.
So that's kind of funny.
Eli Roth has had a Thanksgiving boner for a long time.
He did Cabin Fever.
I've heard a lot of people like that.
He also did The Green Inferno.
I hear that's pretty good.
Knock Knock is decent.
Death Wish?
Oh, he did Death Wish.
Everyone likes Death Wish.
Well, you know, it's a trend.
We got to do his producer credits, too.
What's that?
I don't want his producer credits.
Every time we pull up, he's like, oh, he did all these?
Oh, wait, it's a producer.
So I love the opening.
The whole everybody just fucking dying and getting massacred.
I thought it was great.
Just thought it was well done.
Like, that's how you do it.
Like, that's what I wanted in my Thanksgiving movie was the opening.
I thought it was great.
The town decorations.
Absolutely delightful.
I'm thinking I've always wanted to go to Salem, Massachusetts for Halloween.
I think I might want to go to Plymouth for Thanksgiving.
I've been to both of those places.
Not during any holiday.
It's still kind of like it's more like Hogwarts-y when you go to Salem.
It's not a holiday.
It's like kind of Hogwarts-y.
Like Hogsmeade?
Like the town outside of Hogwarts?
That little point little wizard town?
A little bit.
Yeah.
A little more spread out.
Are you talking about there's a giant sprawling London castle in the middle of Salem?
Yeah.
It's just like old just all the old buildings and little cobblestone streets and a lot of
greenery.
Yeah.
And then there's like places where they hung the witches and it's just like apartment complexes
now.
Dope.
Do you imagine living?
Yeah.
You're in the same airspace of where some dead bitch was swinging.
That's what I'm saying, Mike.
You're sleeping right where the...
Yeah, exactly.
Why are they all wearing Jesus masks?
I didn't know what this guy was called.
Jesus.
I didn't know what it was.
I saw that.
I wrote V for Venesect.
That's good.
How did the dumpster lid cut that bitch in half?
I'm skipping ahead a little bit, but like...
That was kind of dumb.
So yeah, this is I know what you did last Thanksgiving.
Right?
We all know this.
This guy's pissed off that the Black Friday sale killed some people.
We don't know...
You don't know the motive behind it.
He's just fucking going out.
He's hitting people with an axe.
He's dressed up like a pilgrim.
I didn't make...
He's mad because he was fucking her mom?
Oh, well, the end of the day, you find out that...
No, no, no.
Oh yeah, her mom.
See, in the very beginning...
No, no, no.
Not her mom.
It was the store manager's mom.
The store manager's mom.
Or wife.
So the daughter had nothing to do with the...
I think a lot of the people this guy went after had nothing to do with the fact that
the chick that he was cheating, that they have an affair with...
It's kind of my...
He's kind of my version of that thing I do where I'm like, the woman's the villain.
He's like, these kids are the villain.
Yeah, a little bit.
It's not directly their fault.
Yeah.
Although I did know it was the sheriff.
Right when you see the sheriff at the diner with the chick who gets cut in half and everything's
normal, I was like, the sheriff is the fucking one.
But then they kept introducing other people that you're like, okay, maybe it's this guy.
I was like, first, look, I wrote sheriff and then I crossed out and wrote deputy.
And then I wrote a pitcher.
Yeah, the pitcher that broke his arm.
I thought it was him.
And then I put the worker, the guy who's all upset on the news saying that...
So I had it right the very first time and it keeps throwing people at you.
Oh shit, maybe it's not the sheriff.
It's not bad.
I still wanted it to be Ryan.
I wanted it to be Tim Dillon.
I wanted Tim Dillon to be the killer.
I put Tim Dillon should play Chris Farley in a biopic.
Why do I have to be McDreamy?
Chris Farley, Tim Dillon should play Chris Farley in a biopic.
He looks just like him.
When he shows her the blunderbuss the first time, I'm like, oh, well, that's foreshadowing.
That's how the bad guy's going to die at the end.
I put blunderbuss foreshadowing.
Because the moment she says, oh, my dad made me learn how to pack a musket and I almost
blew my arm off.
I'm like, oh, OK, so later on when you're handed an authentic musket and there's someone
you have to shoot with it, at least we know that you know how to do it.
So excellent.
It keeps coming back and the guy shoots it off and screams.
Yeah, exactly.
I pulled a mic watching this movie because when the cheerleader goes on the trampoline
and dances for the guy and she's...
It kind of shows her ass and I'm like, you fucking ass hiding bitch.
You ass hiding bitch.
I don't understand the killer's motivation in this.
But OK, John Carver.
Who's John Carver?
What are you doing, Mike?
What are you doing?
Just say it to the mic.
I'm just showing a picture of her ass.
The cheerleader's ass.
Oh, he took...
Of course he has stills.
He has stills.
If there's nudity in this movie, just know that Michael Larson has found a way to print
it on actual computer paper and bring it to a room.
And he doesn't...
She shows us once and then just goes back in his collection.
He's the human, like, what's it called?
Mr. Nips?
Mr. Skins.
He's our own walking Mr. Skin.
Yeah, when I get to my...
God, you know what's weird, Mike?
There's a guy that walked in here, took his clothes off and sat down on my couch and we're
calling you Mr. Skin.
Like, how do you take that from that?
Sponsored by Bell Ringers.
I know what you turkey carved last Thanksgiving.
Awesome parade scene.
That whole parade scene was fucking cool.
I liked the tension, I liked everything.
Oh, where the guy, the reversed Final Fantasy, or Final Destination death?
Yeah.
The pill, the thing slid in through the back.
And the kids are all getting squirted blood.
Oh, that was awesome.
Grandpa, wake up.
That's when the kids go, wake up, Grandpa.
Yeah.
Wake up, Grandpa.
That's the only funny line in this whole movie.
I like that he was dressed as a clown.
That was a misdirect I really enjoyed.
I like when the main character girl hides like E.T. but in the hair salon.
Yeah, she just hides like E.T.
And then I also wrote.
Oh, the E.T. hiding was fucking awesome.
She blinds him with the hairspray and I'm like, that's not how hairspray works.
Nope, you have to add the flame to make a hairspray valuable.
Is he basting her?
Yeah.
Is he basting her is what I'm like.
No, no, I know.
That's what I wrote.
I was just like, why is she laying there and taking it?
Oh, I think she was waiting, right?
She was waiting until he left to run.
That was a cool almost escapes.
Yeah.
And then they eat her.
Oh my God.
Putting her in the oven.
Oh, I put I put this movie is pill grip.
I put pretty sure I was proud of that motherfucker sure those ovens open pretty easily.
It didn't show any lock or anything.
You guys work with them.
She push.
Yeah, she could push.
Yeah, there's also he found her with the I put oh, man, she's real pitch fucked.
She got pitch fucked.
You get it with the pitchfork?
Like pitchforking?
Fuck you.
Jesus.
Cooked alive.
That's the worst fucking way to die.
What did that bitch do?
She's just a new fiance for this guy who lost his wife and he kept the store open on Thanksgiving.
He did not know that a bunch of people were going to fucking die.
This is like there's no motivation.
I get like with I know what you did last summer.
You hit you hit someone with your fucking car and then you drive off your fucking monster.
But this anyway, that was the last note.
The pitch fucked and I thought it was great.
But his the the lady that gets her head peeled off in the beginning, that's the main girl's
mom, correct?
No, that is the wife of the manager of the store.
Yeah, she is cheating with the deputy.
She's cheating on the guy who no, this guy right here lost the main guy, Lewis from suits.
He lost his wife, cancer, whatever the fuck.
He got remarried.
His daughter doesn't care for his new wife.
She's the blonde chick.
She's the one that gets cooked alive.
His employee, his right hand man is the guy that looks a little bit like he's been in
the office.
I think he has been in an episode in the office.
But that guy, his wife is the one who dies and she's having an affair.
She's cheating on him with store manager.
He's the angry guy on the news.
His wife dies.
She's cheating on him with the sheriff.
So when he comes and sees her on the floor, he's he's fucking they're both depressed
but they're the guess the killer is just mad at the dude from suits for keeping the store
open and I guess his wife because he wants to make even more angry.
It's like, well, I fucking ate your wife or makes him eat his wife or whatever.
But if you're going to eat her out, eat her the right way.
I mean, if you're going to eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat,
eat.
I mean, I'm like, have I ever wanted to based a girl down before going like based a girl
before going down on her?
That'd be great.
Just a little gravy.
Gravy.
I thought about it for just a moment.
Yeah.
Like on one hand, I love licking gravy off the plate after a nice mashed potatoes.
But do I want that same gravy on a woman's genitals?
There's a whole ecosystem down there.
You don't want to introduce.
Now, you eat sushi off of a naked woman.
I've seen what I want to certain parts.
Can't tell if she has a clear or not.
If she what?
No, no, just a perverted joke.
Yeah, I get you.
If I if I picked one off of like the abdomen and it was a clean stomach, I'd be OK with
that.
I had a fleeting thought about that on the drive over here.
Like, oh, that'd be nice.
What?
Eating naked sushi?
Eating naked sushi.
Yeah, I thought that'd be cool.
I thought it's something going for sushi today.
Here's the thing that we are.
We are.
But there's no naked sushi.
Here's the thing, though.
Let's just say the four of us went got naked sushi right now.
You know what?
Brennan's not there because his wife would fucking kill him.
Brennan, you're not there.
You're not even invited.
Yeah.
Let's just say that, you know, let's just say Austin and I went.
Mike's wife doesn't care about him, so Mike can go.
The three of us go get naked sushi.
We're eating the sushi.
It exposes her neck, the top of her, you know, like her shoulders.
And then we kind of skip the breasts a little bit because we're like, OK, let's just be
polite.
Now we got the stomach.
Right for the nipple.
Both nipples.
I'm going to stack them on top of each other like Oreos.
The movie I saw, that's the best pieces.
Nips and pussy already eaten already.
So you're just, she's just covered in sushi except two nipples and a pussy.
That's it.
Everything else is just stage.
I paid a lot of money for this.
That's for you, Aiden.
The rest is for you.
We're taking the good off the other.
I'm OK with some neck sushi.
I can deal with that.
OK, well, fuck.
This was a silly fucking horror movie.
It's kind of fun.
Oh, we need to come up with a new rating system for these nights, these specials.
So be for boo.
Oh, I hated that.
I hated every second of that.
I'm just thinking of all the other ones.
D for dead.
No, no, we're going to rate this.
We're going to rate this out of five and it's going to be normal rating numbers.
No, no, no, no, no.
It's going to be what we do for book club.
So for Thanksgiving, it is going to be out of five dark meat or light meat.
It doesn't matter.
It's made of a bitch that was cooked in an oven.
How many?
How many are there?
Yeah, it's just it's so so I think as far as horror movies goes, it's pretty fun.
I didn't turn it like I was able to get through it and I was trying to think who it is.
So I think it's a three light meat or dark meat.
It doesn't matter.
It's a bitch that was cooked in an oven out of five.
We can do point five, right?
Yeah, of course.
We got a few of these to do.
Did you have one ready?
Yeah, three point five.
Yeah, for the three point five rating.
I haven't even talked about this movie.
I thought we were all bullshitting.
I thought we were going quick.
No, not that quick.
Give us your notes.
Well, I just there's there's one quote in this that I really want that you know, you're
a fucking Muppet, you Jim Henson motherfucker.
Go back to Fraggle Rock.
That's a great lie.
Something you would say to me.
I wish I thought of it first.
Go back to Fraggle Rock Muppet motherfucker.
I love it.
Here's what I think about this movie.
It's it's it starts out pretty stupid with the waffle iron and the shit.
It's like I'm sorry.
The waffle iron.
The what?
What?
The waffle iron.
Oh my God.
The plot of the black Friday shit.
Yeah, no, I get it.
But you were not saying waffle iron.
You were saying, well, wow, wow, wow.
You're like my fucking aunt from Virginia.
All of all you guys get some tinfoil.
I thought the beginning was interesting with the wall.
That waffle iron was stupid.
The whole the whole conceit of that.
They're riding over a waffle.
But that's why I don't shop on Thanksgiving.
But that scalping with the shopping cart.
Yeah, that's the only thing I can say about this movie.
As you go through this movie, that's what I did when I was watching this movie.
And that's what I went back and popped the scenes to remind me of them.
They're it's it's not a great movie, but the kills are so cool in it.
The waffle iron, the dumpster diving, it called a dumpster diving.
It's not as far as the as far as the visual of it.
Not so much as kind of cheesy, but very creative.
They're all kind of creative.
Oh, sure.
Eli Roth knows what he's doing.
Nobody nobody said anything about the the black guy that got crushed by the door.
You realize how they never revisited that?
Yeah.
Wait, yeah.
Scuba died.
Yeah, in the beginning.
Well, Scuba.
No, the guy who was not trying to unlock the security.
Yeah.
Well, that's why they thought the boyfriend, the new boyfriend was a suspect because he
was friends with with the security guard.
But you find out he's just getting at her all from.
Yeah.
Tim Dillon.
Oh, not the black security guard.
He's about the black security guy.
Yeah.
OK.
The cat thing is just weird and uncomfortable to me.
Whatever cat thing.
What cat thing?
The cat thing when he goes in the apartment and feeds the cat.
That was nice of him.
Nice of the guy.
The whole scene was just kind of uncomfortable, as I was saying.
Show is still human.
I kept thinking this was a remake because it was a trailer 20 years ago on Grindhouse.
Trampling was a cool death.
I'll give him credit for being creative in the death.
Oh, yeah.
So the actually that night, the bottom of the trampoline.
Yeah.
Of just breaking his neck and keeping him propped up to make it look like he's watching
was a creepy image of the back of his head.
But then her landing on spikes a few times is like, oh, I never want to go on a trampoline
again.
It hurt me watching it, I was saying.
Then then for some fucking reason, they put a clown in here.
Fuck I hate clowns.
Not looking forward to this week's live watch.
There seemed to be a head theme going on though in this movie.
He was chopping a lot of heads off and putting them on the table and the thing.
And then who was the head of the table?
And then and then the girl was running, hiding amongst all the wigs when she was hiding from
him.
Yeah, that was the best part.
She teed him.
Yeah.
And then Grandpa wake up at the parade.
The kids screaming, wake up, Grandpa was hilarious.
I don't remember the way they're saying it.
They're saying to the back of his head, those kids that were screaming back, wake up, Grandpa,
wake up.
He's got a stick in the front of his face.
Yeah.
And then and then here's getting back to what we were talking about earlier, I don't like
how the slasher has no titties.
It just feels wrong.
This does not count.
The butt scene doesn't count on the trampoline.
Not even a good butt.
Yeah, not even a good butt.
It was like, hey, it doesn't count.
This is a slasher with no titties and there's something wrong.
There's just something wrong with a slasher with no titties.
The first fucking one to show their titties is supposed to die.
It never happens.
And then my next to OK, it's over.
It's still not that great.
A formulaic slasher that's supposed to be funny, maybe three laughs.
The rest is just but great kills.
Pretty typical Eli Roth.
Not bad, not good.
Look good slasher, good kills, but plot wise and all the other stuff that goes with it.
And that's supposedly a comedy with only a few good one liners.
I did not find this to be a comedy at all.
I found it amusing, but mostly because of the creativity that kills.
It's a C.
No, we're not doing C, so it's a three.
OK, it's three light or dark meats.
It doesn't matter because it's made out of a fish.
It was just cooked in an oven.
Out of five.
That's the third time you said cooked in an oven.
No, because the ovens is.
I let it slide.
I don't want to be a grammar Nazi with you.
I'm not.
No, no, no.
What am I saying wrong?
It's made light meat, dark meat.
It doesn't matter.
It's made from a bitch that's cooked in a ovens.
Hold on.
It's three light or dark meat.
It doesn't matter.
It was cooked from a bitch or is cooked from a bitch in some ovens out of three or out
of five lighter dark meat.
It doesn't matter.
It was cooked out of some bitch out of ovens.
There's it's the oven that you want me to stop at is should is stopped.
Great.
I'm not going to put the C's with an S because it's I'm talking about a scale here.
I'm not talking about a these are our individual.
There's five of them.
There's multiple women being cooked in ovens.
There's five light or dark meat.
It doesn't matter.
It's bitches being cooked in ovens.
I can't wait for more of these rating systems.
Yeah.
So I watched this with my teenager, which he was a good age.
He enjoyed it.
It definitely definitely made him think I was smart because like every time I was predicting
something like obviously after after the beginning, when it goes to black, I'm like,
watch, it's going to pop up, say one year later.
And it did.
He turned to me.
It's like, how did you know?
And I'm like, it's like every movie.
Like, and so like just calling all this stuff and he's just watching.
He's just like, whoa, how do you know?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
It's the same.
Like, yeah.
So that was fun.
And like he pointed out who the main girl was.
He's like, oh, she's some like influencer or something.
And she's such a bad actress.
Carly DeMarlio or whatever the fuck.
Like he saw her in this.
He's like, maybe she's not that bad.
What's her name?
Why is she not on it?
Gina Gershon?
Is that no, no, she should be on the top billing.
Are you talking about a man?
No, we're not.
Addison Rae.
This is her.
That's the one he pointed out.
Or is she one of the?
Yeah.
Oh, she's just Addison Rae.
I was thinking of one of the DeMilio sisters or whatever the fuck they're called.
You know what I'm talking about?
The dancers, chicks.
I give it a 3.5.
3.5 what?
Women.
I'm going to make you say it.
No, he wants you to say it.
I don't know what she says.
But lighter dark meat cooked in ovens.
Made by a woman in multiple ovens.
Yeah, there you go.
Made by a singular woman in multiple ovens.
So, I'm going to say that.
I'm going to say that.
So, officially, Pride Rise podcast gives Thanksgiving three.
Light or dark meat.
It doesn't matter.
It's made from a bitch cooked in some ovens.
Cooked in a no, cooked in a oven.
Out of five.
Lighter dark meat.
It doesn't matter.
It's made from a bitch cooked in an oven.
Yeah, that's much better.
These ratings are going to get interesting.
So there we go.
Thank you for joining us for another spooky.
17 day nights of Halloween.
I've been your spooky spooky host, Andy Rice.
With me as always, it's Austin came back from the dead three hours ago to be here feral.
It's Michael.
He wants to suck your dick, Lawson.
Get lots of candy.
It's Brennan.
He's Shipley up to Boston.
He's something something lost in.
It's something something Boston.
It's a Brennan Shipley.
I like how a good rhyme was sitting right next to you and you didn't use it.
What did I not use?
Austin.
Oh shit.
Damn it, I forgot about the song I wrote.
We still have five minutes left, Andy.
Thank you.
Tangent time.
Four minutes.
No, we're keeping this 25 minutes.
I'm Andy Rice.
It's been spooky to see you join us tomorrow night for a very, well, I mean, it depends
on when you listen to this.
Honestly, this could be whenever you might be listening to this at Thanksgiving.
We're not doing shit tomorrow night.
It's the fucking Friday.
Who gives it?
Well, a new episode comes out tomorrow.
Listen to that.
But if you listen to this on the actual, the day we release it, it's going to be releasing
late.
You probably won't.
But maybe you listen to this if it's the day after than tonight or if you listen, whatever,
our live watch of Terrifier.
Ooh, spooky.
All right, Andy, thanks for coming out.
Have a great night.
I want to suck your dick.