1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,120 A 2 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:07,080 E 3 00:00:05,760 --> 00:00:09,080 N 4 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:10,320 N 5 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:13,920 m 6 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:13,880 me 7 00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:17,080 t 8 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:20,800 dot 9 00:00:20,540 --> 00:00:24,400 dot 10 00:00:21,340 --> 00:00:24,400 dot 11 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:24,440 do 12 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:25,920 dot 13 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:27,920 do 14 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:28,400 dot 15 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:30,400 For In the Indeed 16 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:01,060 Hey everybody! 17 00:01:01,060 --> 00:01:03,140 With us as always is Brennan! 18 00:01:03,140 --> 00:01:10,020 It's a ghost doing it. 19 00:01:10,020 --> 00:01:12,080 Ship me up to Boston! 20 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:15,300 I wasn't scared before that, but I am now. 21 00:01:15,300 --> 00:01:16,300 It's Austin! 22 00:01:16,300 --> 00:01:26,840 He rode on a motorcycle made of flames because of a deal he made to save his dad from dying 23 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:30,280 a long time ago and now he's the ghost rider. 24 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:34,000 Lars- Larsen Farrell! 25 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:37,240 Check me out on the WB and don't ever call me Austin Larson again. 26 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:39,200 Sorry everybody. 27 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:41,080 Sorry son. 28 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:45,720 And welcome to another spooky special. 29 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:48,960 This is 17 nights of Halloween. 30 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:51,180 We're Fried Rice Podcast, we're getting high. 31 00:01:51,180 --> 00:01:53,720 You can tell I made Brennan do like three takes. 32 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:55,560 Yeah, I'm dying over here. 33 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:57,720 Are you still alive Brennan? 34 00:01:57,720 --> 00:01:58,720 Yeah. 35 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:00,600 Mike, what did we watch? 36 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:03,120 We watched Thanksgiving. 37 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:06,440 The new movie Thanksgiving. 38 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:07,440 There's several of them. 39 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:10,120 This is from 23 or 24 actually. 40 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:13,120 It's 2024 I believe. 41 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:14,120 2023? 42 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:15,120 Yeah. 43 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:21,320 It's a movie about a 15 pound golden brown dude with no head. 44 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:25,480 Oh, that's the opening of the movie. 45 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:29,040 Yeah, we're watching Thanksgiving. 46 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:30,880 Let's just, we're keeping these brief. 47 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:34,000 We don't want to overstay our welcome. 48 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,840 Happy Thanksgiving everybody if you are listening to this on a Thanksgiving. 49 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:40,400 I hope that yours is less bloody than the one that these people had. 50 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:42,040 All right. 51 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:43,920 First off, Lewis from Suits. 52 00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:45,000 Love him. 53 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,000 He's the main guy. 54 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,000 He's the guy we're looking at right there. 55 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:51,560 If you've ever watched Suits, he's like kind of the conniving little side dude and he's 56 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:52,560 great. 57 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:53,560 I love him. 58 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:55,960 He's got emotional redemption in it. 59 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:59,280 Okay, so Black Friday. 60 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:03,400 I worked security guard as a Black Friday at a Black Friday once at like a Best Buy. 61 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:05,760 You worked as a security as a Black Friday at a Black Friday? 62 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:08,040 Those are the words you said? 63 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:10,640 Are you even saying words right now? 64 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:11,640 Yeah. 65 00:03:11,640 --> 00:03:16,240 I worked as a Black Friday on a Black Friday, Black Friday, Black Friday and I was a security 66 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:18,800 guard and it is insane. 67 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:25,320 People are absolutely fucking bananas when it comes to 20, 30, 40% off something. 68 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:26,320 My first note, the waffle. 69 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:28,240 This is why I don't shop on Black Friday. 70 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:29,240 Yeah, yes, exactly. 71 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:32,640 Honestly, this made me go, hell yeah, bring back old school Black Friday. 72 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:33,640 Fuck yeah, dude. 73 00:03:33,640 --> 00:03:34,640 Life's so boring now. 74 00:03:34,640 --> 00:03:36,640 I'm just midnight releases too. 75 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:38,480 Give me a shopping cart. 76 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:44,160 My actual first note was that turkey looks so fucking bland in the opening scene. 77 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:45,640 Our shop always is. 78 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:46,640 Don't show food. 79 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:47,640 Brendan will pick it apart. 80 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:49,120 Brendan made a really good turkey. 81 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:51,000 I went to his house for Thanksgiving this last year. 82 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,000 It was fucking delicious. 83 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,720 I went to Mike's Thanksgiving last year. 84 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:56,720 I had such a great food day. 85 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:59,000 Except for the ham, Mike. 86 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:06,160 Except for the, except for the lady covered in newborn urine picking up a ham with her 87 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:08,160 bare hands and throwing it onto my plate. 88 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:10,200 Other than that, I loved every part of the Thanksgiving. 89 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:12,200 So thank you both. 90 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:15,080 Oh yeah, so Tim Dillon is in this. 91 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:16,080 He's so great. 92 00:04:16,080 --> 00:04:18,080 This is my second note. 93 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:19,080 He's just himself. 94 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:20,080 I put, is that Tim Dillon? 95 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:21,080 That's great. 96 00:04:21,080 --> 00:04:22,080 I just put Tim Dillon. 97 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:23,080 Us too. 98 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:24,080 Yeah. 99 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:25,920 So what the fuck is so special about this waffle maker? 100 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:26,920 Yeah. 101 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:27,920 Everybody's killing each other. 102 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:29,080 I thought Tim Dillon was joking. 103 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:31,840 I thought he was just saying, you'll get your fucking waffle iron. 104 00:04:31,840 --> 00:04:34,680 But then it really turns out it was a waffle iron. 105 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:35,680 Yeah, that's insane. 106 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:40,840 The choice that Eli Roth made to, who directed this, who, he's hostile, right? 107 00:04:40,840 --> 00:04:41,840 He's the hostile guy. 108 00:04:41,840 --> 00:04:42,840 He's not hostile himself. 109 00:04:42,840 --> 00:04:43,840 I'm sure he's a nice guy. 110 00:04:43,840 --> 00:04:46,840 I mean, unless you get in his face, he might get hostile. 111 00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:48,520 Actually, he looks like he could kick your ass. 112 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:50,520 Oh, he's doing a Borderlands movie? 113 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:52,520 Yeah, he's directed Borderlands. 114 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:53,520 Is it, he was? 115 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:56,000 He got kicked off, I think. 116 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:59,200 It says still director, but it also lost its star. 117 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:02,520 There's some kind of weird backstory to that Borderlands movie going on. 118 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:03,520 What am I, oh my God. 119 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:07,960 I was going to say one of my other notes was as soon as they introduced that friend guy 120 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:10,880 that ended up being the boyfriend, I was like, Ryan's the killer. 121 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:13,120 He was sus. 122 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:18,760 Which got, oh, the boyfriend with the button up shirt or whatever. 123 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:26,160 Real quick, in Grindhouse, which came out 10 years ago, or 15 years ago, whatever, he 124 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:28,640 did a fake segment called Thanksgiving. 125 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:33,080 He then did a short called Thanksgiving, and now he's done a movie called Thanksgiving. 126 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:34,080 So that's kind of funny. 127 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:37,160 Eli Roth has had a Thanksgiving boner for a long time. 128 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:38,280 He did Cabin Fever. 129 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:40,080 I've heard a lot of people like that. 130 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:41,880 He also did The Green Inferno. 131 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:43,200 I hear that's pretty good. 132 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:44,200 Knock Knock is decent. 133 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:45,200 Death Wish? 134 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:46,200 Oh, he did Death Wish. 135 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:47,200 Everyone likes Death Wish. 136 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:48,200 Well, you know, it's a trend. 137 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:49,200 We got to do his producer credits, too. 138 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:50,200 What's that? 139 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:51,200 I don't want his producer credits. 140 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:52,200 Every time we pull up, he's like, oh, he did all these? 141 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:53,200 Oh, wait, it's a producer. 142 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:54,200 So I love the opening. 143 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:55,200 The whole everybody just fucking dying and getting massacred. 144 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:56,200 I thought it was great. 145 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:57,200 Just thought it was well done. 146 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:58,200 Like, that's how you do it. 147 00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:01,200 Like, that's what I wanted in my Thanksgiving movie was the opening. 148 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:02,200 I thought it was great. 149 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:03,200 I thought it was great. 150 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:04,200 I thought it was great. 151 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:05,200 I thought it was great. 152 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:06,200 I thought it was great. 153 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:15,920 I thought it was great. 154 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:17,920 The town decorations. 155 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:19,440 Absolutely delightful. 156 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:25,040 I'm thinking I've always wanted to go to Salem, Massachusetts for Halloween. 157 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:28,160 I think I might want to go to Plymouth for Thanksgiving. 158 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:30,400 I've been to both of those places. 159 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:33,400 Not during any holiday. 160 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:36,080 It's still kind of like it's more like Hogwarts-y when you go to Salem. 161 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:37,080 It's not a holiday. 162 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:39,560 It's like kind of Hogwarts-y. 163 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:41,260 Like Hogsmeade? 164 00:06:41,260 --> 00:06:42,920 Like the town outside of Hogwarts? 165 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:44,400 That little point little wizard town? 166 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:45,400 A little bit. 167 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:46,400 Yeah. 168 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:47,400 A little more spread out. 169 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:49,600 Are you talking about there's a giant sprawling London castle in the middle of Salem? 170 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:50,600 Yeah. 171 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:53,520 It's just like old just all the old buildings and little cobblestone streets and a lot of 172 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:54,520 greenery. 173 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:55,520 Yeah. 174 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:58,640 And then there's like places where they hung the witches and it's just like apartment complexes 175 00:06:58,640 --> 00:06:59,640 now. 176 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:00,640 Dope. 177 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:01,640 Do you imagine living? 178 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:02,640 Yeah. 179 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:04,920 You're in the same airspace of where some dead bitch was swinging. 180 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:06,240 That's what I'm saying, Mike. 181 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:08,200 You're sleeping right where the... 182 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:10,800 Yeah, exactly. 183 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:13,240 Why are they all wearing Jesus masks? 184 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:15,240 I didn't know what this guy was called. 185 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:16,240 Jesus. 186 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:17,240 I didn't know what it was. 187 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:18,240 I saw that. 188 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:21,240 I wrote V for Venesect. 189 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:23,080 That's good. 190 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:25,560 How did the dumpster lid cut that bitch in half? 191 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:28,040 I'm skipping ahead a little bit, but like... 192 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:29,420 That was kind of dumb. 193 00:07:29,420 --> 00:07:31,880 So yeah, this is I know what you did last Thanksgiving. 194 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:32,880 Right? 195 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:33,880 We all know this. 196 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:37,360 This guy's pissed off that the Black Friday sale killed some people. 197 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:38,360 We don't know... 198 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:40,920 You don't know the motive behind it. 199 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:42,600 He's just fucking going out. 200 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:43,920 He's hitting people with an axe. 201 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:45,400 He's dressed up like a pilgrim. 202 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:46,400 I didn't make... 203 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:48,720 He's mad because he was fucking her mom? 204 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:51,080 Oh, well, the end of the day, you find out that... 205 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:52,080 No, no, no. 206 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:53,080 Oh yeah, her mom. 207 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:54,080 See, in the very beginning... 208 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:55,080 No, no, no. 209 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:56,080 Not her mom. 210 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:57,080 It was the store manager's mom. 211 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:58,080 The store manager's mom. 212 00:07:58,080 --> 00:07:59,080 Or wife. 213 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:03,800 So the daughter had nothing to do with the... 214 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:08,920 I think a lot of the people this guy went after had nothing to do with the fact that 215 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:12,520 the chick that he was cheating, that they have an affair with... 216 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:13,520 It's kind of my... 217 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:17,680 He's kind of my version of that thing I do where I'm like, the woman's the villain. 218 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:19,000 He's like, these kids are the villain. 219 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,000 Yeah, a little bit. 220 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,320 It's not directly their fault. 221 00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:22,320 Yeah. 222 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:23,720 Although I did know it was the sheriff. 223 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:27,120 Right when you see the sheriff at the diner with the chick who gets cut in half and everything's 224 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:30,000 normal, I was like, the sheriff is the fucking one. 225 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:33,400 But then they kept introducing other people that you're like, okay, maybe it's this guy. 226 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:38,960 I was like, first, look, I wrote sheriff and then I crossed out and wrote deputy. 227 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:40,680 And then I wrote a pitcher. 228 00:08:40,680 --> 00:08:42,320 Yeah, the pitcher that broke his arm. 229 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:43,560 I thought it was him. 230 00:08:43,560 --> 00:08:47,840 And then I put the worker, the guy who's all upset on the news saying that... 231 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:51,120 So I had it right the very first time and it keeps throwing people at you. 232 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:52,440 Oh shit, maybe it's not the sheriff. 233 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:53,440 It's not bad. 234 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:55,320 I still wanted it to be Ryan. 235 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:57,520 I wanted it to be Tim Dillon. 236 00:08:57,520 --> 00:08:59,840 I wanted Tim Dillon to be the killer. 237 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:02,600 I put Tim Dillon should play Chris Farley in a biopic. 238 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:04,600 Why do I have to be McDreamy? 239 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:08,440 Chris Farley, Tim Dillon should play Chris Farley in a biopic. 240 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:10,640 He looks just like him. 241 00:09:10,640 --> 00:09:16,320 When he shows her the blunderbuss the first time, I'm like, oh, well, that's foreshadowing. 242 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:19,520 That's how the bad guy's going to die at the end. 243 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:23,280 I put blunderbuss foreshadowing. 244 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:28,040 Because the moment she says, oh, my dad made me learn how to pack a musket and I almost 245 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:29,040 blew my arm off. 246 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:33,160 I'm like, oh, OK, so later on when you're handed an authentic musket and there's someone 247 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:35,760 you have to shoot with it, at least we know that you know how to do it. 248 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:36,760 So excellent. 249 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:39,760 It keeps coming back and the guy shoots it off and screams. 250 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:40,760 Yeah, exactly. 251 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:45,120 I pulled a mic watching this movie because when the cheerleader goes on the trampoline 252 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:47,720 and dances for the guy and she's... 253 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:53,100 It kind of shows her ass and I'm like, you fucking ass hiding bitch. 254 00:09:53,100 --> 00:09:54,400 You ass hiding bitch. 255 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:59,480 I don't understand the killer's motivation in this. 256 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:02,080 But OK, John Carver. 257 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:04,760 Who's John Carver? 258 00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:05,760 What are you doing, Mike? 259 00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:06,760 What are you doing? 260 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:07,760 Just say it to the mic. 261 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:08,760 I'm just showing a picture of her ass. 262 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:09,760 The cheerleader's ass. 263 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:10,760 Oh, he took... 264 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:11,760 Of course he has stills. 265 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:12,760 He has stills. 266 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:16,720 If there's nudity in this movie, just know that Michael Larson has found a way to print 267 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:19,400 it on actual computer paper and bring it to a room. 268 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:20,400 And he doesn't... 269 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:23,040 She shows us once and then just goes back in his collection. 270 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:24,720 He's the human, like, what's it called? 271 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:25,720 Mr. Nips? 272 00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:26,720 Mr. Skins. 273 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:28,720 He's our own walking Mr. Skin. 274 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:29,720 Yeah, when I get to my... 275 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:31,240 God, you know what's weird, Mike? 276 00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:34,520 There's a guy that walked in here, took his clothes off and sat down on my couch and we're 277 00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:36,600 calling you Mr. Skin. 278 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:40,840 Like, how do you take that from that? 279 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:43,240 Sponsored by Bell Ringers. 280 00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:46,000 I know what you turkey carved last Thanksgiving. 281 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,520 Awesome parade scene. 282 00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:49,160 That whole parade scene was fucking cool. 283 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:50,760 I liked the tension, I liked everything. 284 00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:55,840 Oh, where the guy, the reversed Final Fantasy, or Final Destination death? 285 00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:56,840 Yeah. 286 00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:57,840 Yeah. 287 00:10:57,840 --> 00:10:59,880 The pill, the thing slid in through the back. 288 00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:02,120 And the kids are all getting squirted blood. 289 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,120 Oh, that was awesome. 290 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:04,120 Grandpa, wake up. 291 00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:05,120 That's when the kids go, wake up, Grandpa. 292 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:06,120 Yeah. 293 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:07,120 Wake up, Grandpa. 294 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:11,600 That's the only funny line in this whole movie. 295 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:13,720 I like that he was dressed as a clown. 296 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:15,520 That was a misdirect I really enjoyed. 297 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:19,120 I like when the main character girl hides like E.T. but in the hair salon. 298 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:21,120 Yeah, she just hides like E.T. 299 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:22,760 And then I also wrote. 300 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:25,160 Oh, the E.T. hiding was fucking awesome. 301 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:28,040 She blinds him with the hairspray and I'm like, that's not how hairspray works. 302 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:32,480 Nope, you have to add the flame to make a hairspray valuable. 303 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:33,800 Is he basting her? 304 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:34,800 Yeah. 305 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:36,080 Is he basting her is what I'm like. 306 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:37,080 No, no, I know. 307 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:38,080 That's what I wrote. 308 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:39,080 I was just like, why is she laying there and taking it? 309 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:40,640 Oh, I think she was waiting, right? 310 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:43,280 She was waiting until he left to run. 311 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:44,880 That was a cool almost escapes. 312 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:45,880 Yeah. 313 00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:46,880 And then they eat her. 314 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:47,880 Oh my God. 315 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:50,080 Putting her in the oven. 316 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:55,440 Oh, I put I put this movie is pill grip. 317 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:59,640 I put pretty sure I was proud of that motherfucker sure those ovens open pretty easily. 318 00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:01,200 It didn't show any lock or anything. 319 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:02,200 You guys work with them. 320 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:03,200 She push. 321 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,200 Yeah, she could push. 322 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:10,400 Yeah, there's also he found her with the I put oh, man, she's real pitch fucked. 323 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:11,400 She got pitch fucked. 324 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:13,560 You get it with the pitchfork? 325 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:15,120 Like pitchforking? 326 00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:17,160 Fuck you. 327 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:18,160 Jesus. 328 00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:19,160 Cooked alive. 329 00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:22,360 That's the worst fucking way to die. 330 00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:24,200 What did that bitch do? 331 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:30,280 She's just a new fiance for this guy who lost his wife and he kept the store open on Thanksgiving. 332 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:33,520 He did not know that a bunch of people were going to fucking die. 333 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,480 This is like there's no motivation. 334 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:37,360 I get like with I know what you did last summer. 335 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:44,020 You hit you hit someone with your fucking car and then you drive off your fucking monster. 336 00:12:44,020 --> 00:12:46,000 But this anyway, that was the last note. 337 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,760 The pitch fucked and I thought it was great. 338 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:51,840 But his the the lady that gets her head peeled off in the beginning, that's the main girl's 339 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:52,840 mom, correct? 340 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:56,000 No, that is the wife of the manager of the store. 341 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:59,160 Yeah, she is cheating with the deputy. 342 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:05,020 She's cheating on the guy who no, this guy right here lost the main guy, Lewis from suits. 343 00:13:05,020 --> 00:13:08,440 He lost his wife, cancer, whatever the fuck. 344 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:09,680 He got remarried. 345 00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:11,600 His daughter doesn't care for his new wife. 346 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:12,600 She's the blonde chick. 347 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:15,160 She's the one that gets cooked alive. 348 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:20,120 His employee, his right hand man is the guy that looks a little bit like he's been in 349 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:21,120 the office. 350 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:22,600 I think he has been in an episode in the office. 351 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:28,320 But that guy, his wife is the one who dies and she's having an affair. 352 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:30,400 She's cheating on him with store manager. 353 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:32,680 He's the angry guy on the news. 354 00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:34,040 His wife dies. 355 00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:35,680 She's cheating on him with the sheriff. 356 00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:40,560 So when he comes and sees her on the floor, he's he's fucking they're both depressed 357 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:46,600 but they're the guess the killer is just mad at the dude from suits for keeping the store 358 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:54,640 open and I guess his wife because he wants to make even more angry. 359 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:57,640 It's like, well, I fucking ate your wife or makes him eat his wife or whatever. 360 00:13:57,640 --> 00:14:01,120 But if you're going to eat her out, eat her the right way. 361 00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:05,680 I mean, if you're going to eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, 362 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:06,680 eat. 363 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:12,080 I mean, I'm like, have I ever wanted to based a girl down before going like based a girl 364 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:13,360 before going down on her? 365 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:14,360 That'd be great. 366 00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:17,360 Just a little gravy. 367 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:19,720 Gravy. 368 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:22,480 I thought about it for just a moment. 369 00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:23,480 Yeah. 370 00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:27,640 Like on one hand, I love licking gravy off the plate after a nice mashed potatoes. 371 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:33,440 But do I want that same gravy on a woman's genitals? 372 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:34,440 There's a whole ecosystem down there. 373 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:35,440 You don't want to introduce. 374 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:38,240 Now, you eat sushi off of a naked woman. 375 00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:41,680 I've seen what I want to certain parts. 376 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:43,320 Can't tell if she has a clear or not. 377 00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:44,320 If she what? 378 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:46,320 No, no, just a perverted joke. 379 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:47,720 Yeah, I get you. 380 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:53,960 If I if I picked one off of like the abdomen and it was a clean stomach, I'd be OK with 381 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:54,960 that. 382 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,920 I had a fleeting thought about that on the drive over here. 383 00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:58,400 Like, oh, that'd be nice. 384 00:14:58,400 --> 00:14:59,400 What? 385 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:00,400 Eating naked sushi? 386 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,400 Eating naked sushi. 387 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,400 Yeah, I thought that'd be cool. 388 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:04,400 I thought it's something going for sushi today. 389 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:05,760 Here's the thing that we are. 390 00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:06,760 We are. 391 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:07,760 But there's no naked sushi. 392 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:08,760 Here's the thing, though. 393 00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:11,000 Let's just say the four of us went got naked sushi right now. 394 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,000 You know what? 395 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,520 Brennan's not there because his wife would fucking kill him. 396 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:15,520 Brennan, you're not there. 397 00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:16,520 You're not even invited. 398 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:17,520 Yeah. 399 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:20,600 Let's just say that, you know, let's just say Austin and I went. 400 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:23,600 Mike's wife doesn't care about him, so Mike can go. 401 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:26,280 The three of us go get naked sushi. 402 00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:27,280 We're eating the sushi. 403 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:34,240 It exposes her neck, the top of her, you know, like her shoulders. 404 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:37,360 And then we kind of skip the breasts a little bit because we're like, OK, let's just be 405 00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:38,360 polite. 406 00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:39,360 Now we got the stomach. 407 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:40,360 Right for the nipple. 408 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:41,360 Both nipples. 409 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:43,360 I'm going to stack them on top of each other like Oreos. 410 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:46,360 The movie I saw, that's the best pieces. 411 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:49,360 Nips and pussy already eaten already. 412 00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:55,360 So you're just, she's just covered in sushi except two nipples and a pussy. 413 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:56,360 That's it. 414 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:57,360 Everything else is just stage. 415 00:15:57,360 --> 00:15:58,360 I paid a lot of money for this. 416 00:15:58,360 --> 00:15:59,360 That's for you, Aiden. 417 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:00,360 The rest is for you. 418 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,360 We're taking the good off the other. 419 00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:04,600 I'm OK with some neck sushi. 420 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:08,080 I can deal with that. 421 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:10,080 OK, well, fuck. 422 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:15,320 This was a silly fucking horror movie. 423 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:16,320 It's kind of fun. 424 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:21,920 Oh, we need to come up with a new rating system for these nights, these specials. 425 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:25,320 So be for boo. 426 00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:28,480 Oh, I hated that. 427 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:30,480 I hated every second of that. 428 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:32,720 I'm just thinking of all the other ones. 429 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:33,720 D for dead. 430 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:34,720 No, no, we're going to rate this. 431 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:39,720 We're going to rate this out of five and it's going to be normal rating numbers. 432 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:40,720 No, no, no, no, no. 433 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:43,080 It's going to be what we do for book club. 434 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:50,960 So for Thanksgiving, it is going to be out of five dark meat or light meat. 435 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:52,080 It doesn't matter. 436 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:55,480 It's made of a bitch that was cooked in an oven. 437 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:56,480 How many? 438 00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:57,480 How many are there? 439 00:16:57,480 --> 00:17:05,240 Yeah, it's just it's so so I think as far as horror movies goes, it's pretty fun. 440 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:10,000 I didn't turn it like I was able to get through it and I was trying to think who it is. 441 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:13,760 So I think it's a three light meat or dark meat. 442 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:14,760 It doesn't matter. 443 00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:18,320 It's a bitch that was cooked in an oven out of five. 444 00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:20,320 We can do point five, right? 445 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:21,320 Yeah, of course. 446 00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:25,440 We got a few of these to do. 447 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:26,440 Did you have one ready? 448 00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:27,440 Yeah, three point five. 449 00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:28,440 Yeah, for the three point five rating. 450 00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:29,440 I haven't even talked about this movie. 451 00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:30,440 I thought we were all bullshitting. 452 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:31,440 I thought we were going quick. 453 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:32,440 No, not that quick. 454 00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:33,440 Give us your notes. 455 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:42,080 Well, I just there's there's one quote in this that I really want that you know, you're 456 00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:45,040 a fucking Muppet, you Jim Henson motherfucker. 457 00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:46,920 Go back to Fraggle Rock. 458 00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:47,920 That's a great lie. 459 00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:49,920 Something you would say to me. 460 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:52,400 I wish I thought of it first. 461 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,760 Go back to Fraggle Rock Muppet motherfucker. 462 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:56,760 I love it. 463 00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:59,840 Here's what I think about this movie. 464 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:02,280 It's it's it starts out pretty stupid with the waffle iron and the shit. 465 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,200 It's like I'm sorry. 466 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,200 The waffle iron. 467 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,200 The what? 468 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,200 What? 469 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:08,200 The waffle iron. 470 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:09,200 Oh my God. 471 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:10,200 The plot of the black Friday shit. 472 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:11,200 Yeah, no, I get it. 473 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,200 But you were not saying waffle iron. 474 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:14,000 You were saying, well, wow, wow, wow. 475 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,720 You're like my fucking aunt from Virginia. 476 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,160 All of all you guys get some tinfoil. 477 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:21,680 I thought the beginning was interesting with the wall. 478 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:23,280 That waffle iron was stupid. 479 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:27,280 The whole the whole conceit of that. 480 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:30,360 They're riding over a waffle. 481 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:33,240 But that's why I don't shop on Thanksgiving. 482 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:35,240 But that scalping with the shopping cart. 483 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,640 Yeah, that's the only thing I can say about this movie. 484 00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:40,120 As you go through this movie, that's what I did when I was watching this movie. 485 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:44,240 And that's what I went back and popped the scenes to remind me of them. 486 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:50,800 They're it's it's not a great movie, but the kills are so cool in it. 487 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:55,360 The waffle iron, the dumpster diving, it called a dumpster diving. 488 00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:57,920 It's not as far as the as far as the visual of it. 489 00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:02,680 Not so much as kind of cheesy, but very creative. 490 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:04,680 They're all kind of creative. 491 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:05,680 Oh, sure. 492 00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:06,960 Eli Roth knows what he's doing. 493 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:10,600 Nobody nobody said anything about the the black guy that got crushed by the door. 494 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,840 You realize how they never revisited that? 495 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:13,840 Yeah. 496 00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:14,840 Wait, yeah. 497 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:15,840 Scuba died. 498 00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:16,840 Yeah, in the beginning. 499 00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:17,840 Well, Scuba. 500 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:19,840 No, the guy who was not trying to unlock the security. 501 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:20,840 Yeah. 502 00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:27,400 Well, that's why they thought the boyfriend, the new boyfriend was a suspect because he 503 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:30,080 was friends with with the security guard. 504 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:32,440 But you find out he's just getting at her all from. 505 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:33,440 Yeah. 506 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:34,440 Tim Dillon. 507 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,720 Oh, not the black security guard. 508 00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:38,240 He's about the black security guy. 509 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:39,240 Yeah. 510 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:40,240 OK. 511 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:41,840 The cat thing is just weird and uncomfortable to me. 512 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:42,840 Whatever cat thing. 513 00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:43,840 What cat thing? 514 00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:48,080 The cat thing when he goes in the apartment and feeds the cat. 515 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:50,080 That was nice of him. 516 00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:51,080 Nice of the guy. 517 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:55,440 The whole scene was just kind of uncomfortable, as I was saying. 518 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:56,440 Show is still human. 519 00:19:56,440 --> 00:20:02,280 I kept thinking this was a remake because it was a trailer 20 years ago on Grindhouse. 520 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:03,280 Trampling was a cool death. 521 00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:05,040 I'll give him credit for being creative in the death. 522 00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:06,040 Oh, yeah. 523 00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:08,640 So the actually that night, the bottom of the trampoline. 524 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:09,640 Yeah. 525 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:12,440 Of just breaking his neck and keeping him propped up to make it look like he's watching 526 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,800 was a creepy image of the back of his head. 527 00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:19,800 But then her landing on spikes a few times is like, oh, I never want to go on a trampoline 528 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:20,800 again. 529 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,800 It hurt me watching it, I was saying. 530 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:26,720 Then then for some fucking reason, they put a clown in here. 531 00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:29,800 Fuck I hate clowns. 532 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:34,280 Not looking forward to this week's live watch. 533 00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:37,120 There seemed to be a head theme going on though in this movie. 534 00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:40,720 He was chopping a lot of heads off and putting them on the table and the thing. 535 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:42,160 And then who was the head of the table? 536 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:47,120 And then and then the girl was running, hiding amongst all the wigs when she was hiding from 537 00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,120 him. 538 00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:49,120 Yeah, that was the best part. 539 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:51,120 She teed him. 540 00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:52,160 Yeah. 541 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:54,200 And then Grandpa wake up at the parade. 542 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:56,240 The kids screaming, wake up, Grandpa was hilarious. 543 00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:59,600 I don't remember the way they're saying it. 544 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:04,040 They're saying to the back of his head, those kids that were screaming back, wake up, Grandpa, 545 00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:05,040 wake up. 546 00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:07,320 He's got a stick in the front of his face. 547 00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:08,320 Yeah. 548 00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:12,160 And then and then here's getting back to what we were talking about earlier, I don't like 549 00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:13,880 how the slasher has no titties. 550 00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:16,280 It just feels wrong. 551 00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:18,040 This does not count. 552 00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:20,320 The butt scene doesn't count on the trampoline. 553 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:21,640 Not even a good butt. 554 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:22,760 Yeah, not even a good butt. 555 00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:24,840 It was like, hey, it doesn't count. 556 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:27,640 This is a slasher with no titties and there's something wrong. 557 00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:30,200 There's just something wrong with a slasher with no titties. 558 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:33,320 The first fucking one to show their titties is supposed to die. 559 00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:36,320 It never happens. 560 00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:38,520 And then my next to OK, it's over. 561 00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:40,080 It's still not that great. 562 00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:43,600 A formulaic slasher that's supposed to be funny, maybe three laughs. 563 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:46,720 The rest is just but great kills. 564 00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:48,300 Pretty typical Eli Roth. 565 00:21:48,300 --> 00:21:50,680 Not bad, not good. 566 00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:55,520 Look good slasher, good kills, but plot wise and all the other stuff that goes with it. 567 00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:59,360 And that's supposedly a comedy with only a few good one liners. 568 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:02,320 I did not find this to be a comedy at all. 569 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:06,920 I found it amusing, but mostly because of the creativity that kills. 570 00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:07,920 It's a C. 571 00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:10,920 No, we're not doing C, so it's a three. 572 00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:13,480 OK, it's three light or dark meats. 573 00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:15,440 It doesn't matter because it's made out of a fish. 574 00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:16,960 It was just cooked in an oven. 575 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:17,960 Out of five. 576 00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:20,480 That's the third time you said cooked in an oven. 577 00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:23,880 No, because the ovens is. 578 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:24,880 I let it slide. 579 00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:26,600 I don't want to be a grammar Nazi with you. 580 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:27,600 I'm not. 581 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:28,600 No, no, no. 582 00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:31,320 What am I saying wrong? 583 00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:33,000 It's made light meat, dark meat. 584 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,000 It doesn't matter. 585 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:37,720 It's made from a bitch that's cooked in a ovens. 586 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:39,400 Hold on. 587 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,960 It's three light or dark meat. 588 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:42,960 It doesn't matter. 589 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:49,360 It was cooked from a bitch or is cooked from a bitch in some ovens out of three or out 590 00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:51,440 of five lighter dark meat. 591 00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:52,440 It doesn't matter. 592 00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:54,280 It was cooked out of some bitch out of ovens. 593 00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:58,480 There's it's the oven that you want me to stop at is should is stopped. 594 00:22:58,480 --> 00:22:59,480 Great. 595 00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:03,880 I'm not going to put the C's with an S because it's I'm talking about a scale here. 596 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:06,680 I'm not talking about a these are our individual. 597 00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:07,920 There's five of them. 598 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,960 There's multiple women being cooked in ovens. 599 00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:12,960 There's five light or dark meat. 600 00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:13,960 It doesn't matter. 601 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:17,040 It's bitches being cooked in ovens. 602 00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:20,040 I can't wait for more of these rating systems. 603 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:21,040 Yeah. 604 00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:25,680 So I watched this with my teenager, which he was a good age. 605 00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:26,920 He enjoyed it. 606 00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:32,680 It definitely definitely made him think I was smart because like every time I was predicting 607 00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:38,760 something like obviously after after the beginning, when it goes to black, I'm like, 608 00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:40,560 watch, it's going to pop up, say one year later. 609 00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:41,560 And it did. 610 00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:42,560 He turned to me. 611 00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:43,560 It's like, how did you know? 612 00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:44,560 And I'm like, it's like every movie. 613 00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:47,560 Like, and so like just calling all this stuff and he's just watching. 614 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:49,520 He's just like, whoa, how do you know? 615 00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:50,520 Yeah, yeah. 616 00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:51,520 Yeah. 617 00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:52,520 It's the same. 618 00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:53,520 Like, yeah. 619 00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:54,880 So that was fun. 620 00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:57,520 And like he pointed out who the main girl was. 621 00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:59,760 He's like, oh, she's some like influencer or something. 622 00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:01,400 And she's such a bad actress. 623 00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:05,680 Carly DeMarlio or whatever the fuck. 624 00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:06,680 Like he saw her in this. 625 00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:08,920 He's like, maybe she's not that bad. 626 00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:09,920 What's her name? 627 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:11,920 Why is she not on it? 628 00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:12,920 Gina Gershon? 629 00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:14,920 Is that no, no, she should be on the top billing. 630 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:16,920 Are you talking about a man? 631 00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:18,920 No, we're not. 632 00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:19,920 Addison Rae. 633 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:20,920 Addison Rae. 634 00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:21,920 This is her. 635 00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:22,920 That's the one he pointed out. 636 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:25,920 Or is she one of the? 637 00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:26,920 Yeah. 638 00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:28,280 Oh, she's just Addison Rae. 639 00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:31,280 I was thinking of one of the DeMilio sisters or whatever the fuck they're called. 640 00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:34,280 You know what I'm talking about? 641 00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:36,120 The dancers, chicks. 642 00:24:36,120 --> 00:24:37,120 I give it a 3.5. 643 00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:38,120 3.5 what? 644 00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:39,120 Women. 645 00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:40,120 I'm going to make you say it. 646 00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:41,120 No, he wants you to say it. 647 00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:42,120 I don't know what she says. 648 00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:43,120 But lighter dark meat cooked in ovens. 649 00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:44,120 Made by a woman in multiple ovens. 650 00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:45,120 Yeah, there you go. 651 00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:46,120 Made by a singular woman in multiple ovens. 652 00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:47,120 So, I'm going to say that. 653 00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:48,120 I'm going to say that. 654 00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:49,120 I'm going to say that. 655 00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:50,120 I'm going to say that. 656 00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:51,120 I'm going to say that. 657 00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:52,120 I'm going to say that. 658 00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:53,120 I'm going to say that. 659 00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:54,120 I'm going to say that. 660 00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:59,680 So, officially, Pride Rise podcast gives Thanksgiving three. 661 00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:01,340 Light or dark meat. 662 00:25:01,340 --> 00:25:03,500 It doesn't matter. 663 00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:06,520 It's made from a bitch cooked in some ovens. 664 00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:09,920 Cooked in a no, cooked in a oven. 665 00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:12,160 Out of five. 666 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:13,160 Lighter dark meat. 667 00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:14,160 It doesn't matter. 668 00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:15,160 It's made from a bitch cooked in an oven. 669 00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:16,160 Yeah, that's much better. 670 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:20,680 These ratings are going to get interesting. 671 00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:21,960 So there we go. 672 00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:24,760 Thank you for joining us for another spooky. 673 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:29,640 17 day nights of Halloween. 674 00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:32,820 I've been your spooky spooky host, Andy Rice. 675 00:25:32,820 --> 00:25:42,200 With me as always, it's Austin came back from the dead three hours ago to be here feral. 676 00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:43,480 It's Michael. 677 00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:47,320 He wants to suck your dick, Lawson. 678 00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:50,180 Get lots of candy. 679 00:25:50,180 --> 00:25:52,240 It's Brennan. 680 00:25:52,240 --> 00:26:01,320 He's Shipley up to Boston. 681 00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:03,280 He's something something lost in. 682 00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:05,580 It's something something Boston. 683 00:26:05,580 --> 00:26:07,640 It's a Brennan Shipley. 684 00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:14,080 I like how a good rhyme was sitting right next to you and you didn't use it. 685 00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:15,080 What did I not use? 686 00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:16,080 Austin. 687 00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:17,080 Oh shit. 688 00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:20,080 Damn it, I forgot about the song I wrote. 689 00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:21,920 We still have five minutes left, Andy. 690 00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:22,920 Thank you. 691 00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:23,920 Tangent time. 692 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:24,920 Four minutes. 693 00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:27,920 No, we're keeping this 25 minutes. 694 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,320 I'm Andy Rice. 695 00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:35,560 It's been spooky to see you join us tomorrow night for a very, well, I mean, it depends 696 00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:36,560 on when you listen to this. 697 00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:38,880 Honestly, this could be whenever you might be listening to this at Thanksgiving. 698 00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:39,880 We're not doing shit tomorrow night. 699 00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:40,880 It's the fucking Friday. 700 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:41,880 Who gives it? 701 00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:42,880 Well, a new episode comes out tomorrow. 702 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:44,080 Listen to that. 703 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:49,080 But if you listen to this on the actual, the day we release it, it's going to be releasing 704 00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:50,080 late. 705 00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:51,080 You probably won't. 706 00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:55,760 But maybe you listen to this if it's the day after than tonight or if you listen, whatever, 707 00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:57,720 our live watch of Terrifier. 708 00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:58,720 Ooh, spooky. 709 00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:01,960 All right, Andy, thanks for coming out. 710 00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:02,960 Have a great night. 711 00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:28,280 I want to suck your dick.