1 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:33,080 Chh... 2 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:35,280 Chhh... 3 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:36,500 Sounds like I'm saying... 4 00:00:36,500 --> 00:00:38,400 Sounds like I'm saying shit shit shit... 5 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:40,140 Cock cock cock... 6 00:00:40,140 --> 00:00:41,420 Shit shit shit... 7 00:00:41,420 --> 00:00:43,300 Cock cock cock... 8 00:00:43,300 --> 00:00:52,540 And welcome to another very spooky slasher episode of Fried Rice Podcast! 9 00:00:52,540 --> 00:00:55,820 Seventeen Nights of Halloween! 10 00:00:55,820 --> 00:01:04,460 I am your host who was brutally attacked as a child and I've waited all these years to 11 00:01:04,460 --> 00:01:08,860 come back and get revenge on you the audience. 12 00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:13,320 I'm Andy Rice and with me as always are my very special guests. 13 00:01:13,320 --> 00:01:14,780 We have Austin. 14 00:01:14,780 --> 00:01:18,860 He is the final girl. 15 00:01:18,860 --> 00:01:22,020 He drove three hours away from a killer chase. 16 00:01:22,020 --> 00:01:24,060 He's going to be here the entire time. 17 00:01:24,060 --> 00:01:26,220 Check me out on rotten.com. 18 00:01:26,220 --> 00:01:30,020 Oh rotten.com that's a gross one. 19 00:01:30,020 --> 00:01:34,940 They have usernames you can sign up for rotten.com like log in. 20 00:01:34,940 --> 00:01:35,940 I don't know. 21 00:01:35,940 --> 00:01:36,940 I think it's gone now. 22 00:01:36,940 --> 00:01:37,940 I know but Jesus. 23 00:01:37,940 --> 00:01:40,860 They have a rotten.com account. 24 00:01:40,860 --> 00:01:43,660 With me as always it's Michael. 25 00:01:43,660 --> 00:01:48,540 He was raised from the dead and then I shot him again and then raised from the dead and 26 00:01:48,540 --> 00:01:52,940 I lit him on fire and then raised from the dead and he's well he's just here for the 27 00:01:52,940 --> 00:01:54,540 podcast I guess. 28 00:01:54,540 --> 00:01:55,540 Larson. 29 00:01:55,540 --> 00:01:56,780 Hey everybody. 30 00:01:56,780 --> 00:01:59,620 With me as always it's Brennan. 31 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:09,660 He's shipply up to Boston. 32 00:02:09,660 --> 00:02:11,460 Brings the joints we get lost in. 33 00:02:11,460 --> 00:02:13,460 He's definitely not Austin. 34 00:02:13,460 --> 00:02:14,460 He's Brennan shipply. 35 00:02:14,460 --> 00:02:23,460 Hello. 36 00:02:23,460 --> 00:02:30,140 Hello. 37 00:02:30,140 --> 00:02:32,660 Fuck it who cares. 38 00:02:32,660 --> 00:02:38,420 Welcome everybody to another exciting special. 39 00:02:38,420 --> 00:02:41,060 We're releasing these every night if you've noticed. 40 00:02:41,060 --> 00:02:42,420 Halloween special. 41 00:02:42,420 --> 00:02:44,660 We're going to review some slasher movies. 42 00:02:44,660 --> 00:02:48,180 What makes a slasher movie you might ask. 43 00:02:48,180 --> 00:02:52,900 Well the internet's a little divided on that but I think typically the rule is there's 44 00:02:52,900 --> 00:02:54,900 got to be a body count. 45 00:02:54,900 --> 00:02:58,420 There has to be it's not just. 46 00:02:58,420 --> 00:03:05,940 That's I mean the main thing I saw is like it has to have a body count and well rules 47 00:03:05,940 --> 00:03:12,660 we were kind of going for was to keep this kind of separate from torture porn or from 48 00:03:12,660 --> 00:03:13,660 any other things. 49 00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:16,980 I was in my mind I was thinking like teen slashers but I know there are other ones. 50 00:03:16,980 --> 00:03:23,780 I'm very curious what you guys took as the word slasher movie and ran with. 51 00:03:23,780 --> 00:03:28,140 This is the one I've been I think most excited to see what everyone shows. 52 00:03:28,140 --> 00:03:33,980 So I'm actually going to go first this time because mine is in a way a parody so there's 53 00:03:33,980 --> 00:03:34,980 not really. 54 00:03:34,980 --> 00:03:35,980 Halloween movies. 55 00:03:35,980 --> 00:03:40,340 No I decided not to do that every Halloween movie and I also did the book. 56 00:03:40,340 --> 00:03:41,940 You didn't even know there was a book. 57 00:03:41,940 --> 00:03:47,860 It's based on the I did the history of Halloween Halloween diaries. 58 00:03:47,860 --> 00:04:02,740 So I did a movie or the movie I watched is called the final girls 2015 and this is actually 59 00:04:02,740 --> 00:04:11,380 OK it's an interesting movie the premise of it is there is a very famous. 60 00:04:11,380 --> 00:04:13,060 Think of it like Jason. 61 00:04:13,060 --> 00:04:18,660 So like Friday the 13th movie that came out back in the day called Camp Bloodbath. 62 00:04:18,660 --> 00:04:20,620 It was very popular. 63 00:04:20,620 --> 00:04:21,620 Everyone really liked it. 64 00:04:21,620 --> 00:04:25,300 It's got a cult following every Halloween people you know like they go and they watch 65 00:04:25,300 --> 00:04:27,860 in the movie theaters right. 66 00:04:27,860 --> 00:04:31,740 One of the actresses who's in that one of the blonde camp counselors because it's like 67 00:04:31,740 --> 00:04:34,780 a camp you know one of those kind of things. 68 00:04:34,780 --> 00:04:39,820 One of the camp counselors is now 20 years later. 69 00:04:39,820 --> 00:04:44,980 She now has a kid teenage daughter young you know like a young daughter or older teenage 70 00:04:44,980 --> 00:04:50,220 daughter and they're they bond or whatever they love each other there you know they have 71 00:04:50,220 --> 00:04:52,340 a good relationship and then the mom dies. 72 00:04:52,340 --> 00:04:55,220 I think it's a car accident. 73 00:04:55,220 --> 00:04:56,220 I forgot actually. 74 00:04:56,220 --> 00:04:58,220 Is it a car accident. 75 00:04:58,220 --> 00:04:59,220 Yeah. 76 00:04:59,220 --> 00:05:00,220 Yeah. 77 00:05:00,220 --> 00:05:02,180 It's a car accident right in the right in the beginning. 78 00:05:02,180 --> 00:05:03,660 Mom dies cuts three years later. 79 00:05:03,660 --> 00:05:06,500 The daughter has to live with the fact that her mom's dead. 80 00:05:06,500 --> 00:05:07,920 It's very sad. 81 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:14,260 One of her her best friend his her brother has he's he's a big fan of Camp Bloodbath 82 00:05:14,260 --> 00:05:20,060 and when he found out that his sister's best friend is the daughter of one of the actresses 83 00:05:20,060 --> 00:05:23,820 he wants her to show up to his film festival where they're going to be playing Camp Bloodbath 84 00:05:23,820 --> 00:05:24,820 at the theater. 85 00:05:24,820 --> 00:05:27,300 So that's where it all kind of takes place. 86 00:05:27,300 --> 00:05:30,820 So just think about that so you have like that's kind of the basic premise right. 87 00:05:30,820 --> 00:05:34,180 Mike you know distracting me with all your shuffling around. 88 00:05:34,180 --> 00:05:36,940 I need you to just you're right in my line of sight. 89 00:05:36,940 --> 00:05:38,860 I need you to just focus on me. 90 00:05:38,860 --> 00:05:47,860 So so so she dies the mom dies and then it cuts to oh they call themselves the super 91 00:05:47,860 --> 00:05:55,140 camp bloodbath they call themselves bath ameticians fans of the of the movie which I think is 92 00:05:55,140 --> 00:05:57,180 kind of stupid but I like it. 93 00:05:57,180 --> 00:06:02,580 So anyway they get to the theater and the most ridiculous series of events you've ever 94 00:06:02,580 --> 00:06:09,220 seen happen lead to a theater fire where it's two guys drinking alcohol in the back of the 95 00:06:09,220 --> 00:06:10,220 theater. 96 00:06:10,220 --> 00:06:13,140 They're like hey man whatever they do and they put the bottle down and then kick the 97 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:19,140 bottle on accident and it starts rolling down the theater just splashing alcohol underneath 98 00:06:19,140 --> 00:06:20,140 it as it's going right. 99 00:06:20,140 --> 00:06:25,440 I'm like okay I could buy that that may be enough alcohol splash perfectly in a line 100 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:30,380 of puddled up whatever but then some dudes smoking a joint in the theater no one say 101 00:06:30,380 --> 00:06:35,260 anything he just sparks up a joint and when he ashes it you see the ash fall onto the 102 00:06:35,260 --> 00:06:38,540 alcohol and it lights up the whole fucking theater lights up the curtain. 103 00:06:38,540 --> 00:06:44,360 And so while everyone's running around and again the movie's playing the main girl she 104 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:48,540 and her friends she runs up to the screen she's like is there an exit in the back the 105 00:06:48,540 --> 00:06:50,100 guy goes yeah there should be. 106 00:06:50,100 --> 00:06:57,020 She takes like a machete that one of the guy cosplaying as the killer was holding he drops 107 00:06:57,020 --> 00:07:03,620 in the panic she picks it up she slashes her way into the screen and when they walk in 108 00:07:03,620 --> 00:07:07,880 they all appear they wake up in the movie. 109 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:13,060 So in Camp Bloodbath it's the beginning of the movie and what's and it's I love how they 110 00:07:13,060 --> 00:07:16,560 do this because it's like them standing there they're going what's going on and it shows 111 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:21,340 the opening scene where the camp counselors are coming in on their in their van and they 112 00:07:21,340 --> 00:07:26,620 stop and they go hey do you guys know where the camp is they go they just stare at her 113 00:07:26,620 --> 00:07:33,260 and she go okay and they drive off and then it go then the movie cuts 92 minutes later 114 00:07:33,260 --> 00:07:36,240 and they're all just kind of like what's going they're still freaking out and the van comes 115 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:42,420 around again and ask them like you know where the camp is it's like we don't know and then 116 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:46,860 they drive off and then it cuts another 92 minutes later and the van comes around again 117 00:07:46,860 --> 00:07:51,380 and that's when they realize oh shit it's just running the movie the full 92 minute 118 00:07:51,380 --> 00:07:56,580 run time is what's happening so we need to just go with this movie and when they get 119 00:07:56,580 --> 00:08:02,980 to the van the third time that's when the girl they're all sort of getting used to the 120 00:08:02,980 --> 00:08:07,260 situation she realizes that her mom is in the back seat or at least the character that 121 00:08:07,260 --> 00:08:13,020 her mom played so she's able to reconnect with her mom so this movie is a it's not a 122 00:08:13,020 --> 00:08:17,540 scary movie by any means it's not a moment you're ever scared because it's it's like 123 00:08:17,540 --> 00:08:23,300 the the scares get pulled away because it's more of like a her and her mom connecting 124 00:08:23,300 --> 00:08:30,260 movie with the backdrop of these people inside a movie with the fourth wall breaking aspect 125 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:36,340 of like they can control the movie at one point because at some point they do a flashback 126 00:08:36,340 --> 00:08:42,060 where it just all the sudden shit changes around them and it's black and white and they 127 00:08:42,060 --> 00:08:48,380 have to step over the credits that physically appear where it says like summer 1960 whatever 128 00:08:48,380 --> 00:08:52,820 and they hear narration playing and they're like what the fuck is that you know like and 129 00:08:52,820 --> 00:08:57,980 they see how the birth of the killer is made it's these bullies bully this kid and he ends 130 00:08:57,980 --> 00:09:03,940 up they it's kind of funny because the way he the way that he gets sparked into becoming 131 00:09:03,940 --> 00:09:08,440 the killer is he's taking a shit in an outhouse and the bullies come up and they throw fire 132 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:14,460 crackers into it which would suck like that's shitty and they all fuck off and then it cuts 133 00:09:14,460 --> 00:09:19,280 to him as he's a teenager just puts a mask on walks in and he just starts fucking killing 134 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:23,420 everybody as they're sleeping in their in their bunk so I'm like that's pretty cool 135 00:09:23,420 --> 00:09:30,300 and then the flashback ends so they use this later on like when they start fighting the 136 00:09:30,300 --> 00:09:37,140 bad guy it's very funny because they know how this movie works right they they set up 137 00:09:37,140 --> 00:09:43,600 a bunch of traps and they Brandon was here he saw this but they set up a bunch of traps 138 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:48,180 and they know that the only way that the killer only kills you after you fuck or after you 139 00:09:48,180 --> 00:09:53,060 get promiscuous or whatever so there's one girl the entire movie that just wants to strip 140 00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:56,940 because that's like that's her her whole like thing as a character is she just wants to 141 00:09:56,940 --> 00:10:01,380 get naked so the whole time she's like just fun and upbeat and they're like no you have 142 00:10:01,380 --> 00:10:05,180 to keep your clothes they keep putting clothes on her to keep more clothes on her because 143 00:10:05,180 --> 00:10:08,980 she just keeps taking clothes off and they're like no please stop like you have to just 144 00:10:08,980 --> 00:10:14,660 wait and then so so then when they're ready for the killer they put her he opened up the 145 00:10:14,660 --> 00:10:20,180 front door have hers and they just let her do her thing and then she just starts dancing 146 00:10:20,180 --> 00:10:24,180 and she's taking her clothes off and she sees the killer and she's freaking out but she 147 00:10:24,180 --> 00:10:28,140 still shows the titties and he just starts walking up and that's when they attack him 148 00:10:28,140 --> 00:10:35,260 whatever but and then they start using the the the whole they can go to flashback at 149 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:39,980 any point they start manipulating the way that like the time like the movie's working 150 00:10:39,980 --> 00:10:47,700 which was crazy and then it all it all ends with with her like Wizard of Oz-ing out of 151 00:10:47,700 --> 00:10:52,260 it all you know like waking up in a hospital bed and going like yo none of you are dead 152 00:10:52,260 --> 00:10:56,900 that's cool because all of her friends died in it along with all the camp counselors but 153 00:10:56,900 --> 00:11:07,060 it was pretty great yeah I that was emotional stripping yeah she was pretty emotional when 154 00:11:07,060 --> 00:11:11,940 she was like crying because she like knew like she knew like yeah she knew what was 155 00:11:11,940 --> 00:11:18,180 coming but she still couldn't like help herself but yeah that's I think it's a very funny 156 00:11:18,180 --> 00:11:24,580 it's a funny parody it's not even I don't know if parody is the right word because it's 157 00:11:24,580 --> 00:11:32,520 like a twist it's it's more of like a like scream was it was a straight parody but done 158 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:37,860 in a way that it became its own iconic horror franchise because of how well it's done how 159 00:11:37,860 --> 00:11:43,940 good it is right I even think Halloween must have started out somewhat parody-esque because 160 00:11:43,940 --> 00:11:48,900 he literally put the killer in a in a William Shatner mask painted white with some hair 161 00:11:48,900 --> 00:11:53,660 on top and just had him stand around it's like there had to be some part of John Carpenter 162 00:11:53,660 --> 00:11:57,500 he's like this is silly right like no one's gonna fucking like this is gonna be a people 163 00:11:57,500 --> 00:12:05,100 gonna laugh at this shit but whatever I liked it so I give the final I give it a I don't 164 00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:17,380 think about a rating I give it honestly four out of five unnecessary flashbacks who wants 165 00:12:17,380 --> 00:12:25,940 to go next so it was hard for me to like narrow down a slasher movie like I said so I googled 166 00:12:25,940 --> 00:12:32,180 obscure slasher movies and I found one with a few names that popped out and it was Greg 167 00:12:32,180 --> 00:12:37,780 Nicotero who does the makeup for like walking dead and a bunch of other stuff and Bruce 168 00:12:37,780 --> 00:12:45,020 Campbell and Sam Raimi are in this and it sounded like a solid slasher movie and it 169 00:12:45,020 --> 00:12:54,100 turned out being one and it was intruder 1989 oh this is a slasher in a grocery store and 170 00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:58,980 it like starts out all these kids they work at the grocery store it's closing up the main 171 00:12:58,980 --> 00:13:05,980 girl Jennifer is working the cashier her old boyfriend shows up and he's all like trying 172 00:13:05,980 --> 00:13:12,540 to get her back and she's like no and then she says that'll be a dollar thirty five for 173 00:13:12,540 --> 00:13:18,020 that pack of cigarettes I was like god damn and she gets they all get into a brawl he 174 00:13:18,020 --> 00:13:23,940 ends up punching her in the fucking face and they throw him outside is this Bruce Campbell 175 00:13:23,940 --> 00:13:30,420 is the boyfriend no no no so here's the thing is that they say Bruce Campbell and Sam Raimi 176 00:13:30,420 --> 00:13:34,100 they have about three minutes of screen time in the entire movie they just threw their 177 00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:38,820 name on it because they know it would get eyes on it did Raimi direct no he's just character 178 00:13:38,820 --> 00:13:46,140 wow so it's Bruce Campbell so yeah there's this brawl they throw the guy outside he sneaks 179 00:13:46,140 --> 00:13:50,260 back in and is leaving weird notes around the store while she's like cleaning up like 180 00:13:50,260 --> 00:13:55,220 oh do anything get back and she goes and calls the police right after she calls the police 181 00:13:55,220 --> 00:14:03,260 he shows up again and he's like you never gave me back my change my sixty five cents 182 00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:07,540 for those that one dollar thirty five cent pack of cigarettes and then he tries to force 183 00:14:07,540 --> 00:14:14,980 a kiss on her oh and then they throw him out again and so they go back to closing up you 184 00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:19,140 find out that the two guys that own the store one guy's an asshole one guy's good and the 185 00:14:19,140 --> 00:14:22,380 good guys like we're selling the store you guys so the end of the month you won't have 186 00:14:22,380 --> 00:14:27,220 a job anymore we'll recommend you whatever I don't want this the store is my life but 187 00:14:27,220 --> 00:14:32,780 he's selling he owns fifty one percent I only own forty so then everyone's just going about 188 00:14:32,780 --> 00:14:37,420 their their closing shift there's like you know the butcher the deli the stock guy the 189 00:14:37,420 --> 00:14:42,460 all the different jobs the main guys are in the office filling out the paperwork to sell 190 00:14:42,460 --> 00:14:48,700 the store the cops show up and they're just fucking bumbling idiots I cannot explain bumbling 191 00:14:48,700 --> 00:14:54,260 idiot cops more like it's almost it's almost like a gag like how bad these fucking cops 192 00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:57,900 are they're like well if it comes if the old boyfriend comes back just let us know we'll 193 00:14:57,900 --> 00:15:03,100 be here here's my card he's like oh wait that's not my card handsome the same card it was 194 00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:08,660 just upside down that really happened yeah so they're just actual bumbling fucking morons 195 00:15:08,660 --> 00:15:15,820 totally fucking dumb idiots and so the first kill you don't you never see the slasher till 196 00:15:15,820 --> 00:15:23,260 the end you don't know who it is and so the guy who's selling the store his head gets 197 00:15:23,260 --> 00:15:29,020 grabbed you know those things people stab tickets yeah yeah he grabs him stabs it through 198 00:15:29,020 --> 00:15:35,700 his fucking eye and that's the first kill can I interject for just a moment in butterfly 199 00:15:35,700 --> 00:15:45,020 effect the movie that we all absolutely fucking love he in order to demonstrate to his yeah 200 00:15:45,020 --> 00:15:50,300 I wrote that down and he's gonna bring up butterfly yeah did you that's every week in 201 00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:57,420 my head I wrote yeah but in butterfly effect he's he gets imprisoned Ashton Kutcher's character 202 00:15:57,420 --> 00:16:03,380 he gets imprisoned in prison and he's he's about to get like fucked up by a lot of people 203 00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:06,940 and he's in there with like I don't know if it's Danny Trejo or if it's like some other 204 00:16:06,940 --> 00:16:11,180 like but it's like a known it's an unknown I think it's an unknown like like gangster 205 00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:14,420 guy he sees the tattoo on his back he's like oh you believe in Jesus I'll show you that 206 00:16:14,420 --> 00:16:19,500 I have powers reads a notebook goes back in time when he was in school as I hate teacher 207 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:24,540 and he stabs both his hands on the ticket stabber that we're just bringing up so he 208 00:16:24,540 --> 00:16:28,780 looks like he has holes in his hands and their scars and he's like oh shit you are Jesus 209 00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:34,500 bull so here's the thing here's what here's my issue with that scene is I don't think 210 00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:39,840 that his version of time travel works that way I don't think that he would the wounds 211 00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:45,320 would physically appear in front of the guy I think that when he turned him and said see 212 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:49,340 look the guy would be like yeah you've always had fucking scars on your hand man since I've 213 00:16:49,340 --> 00:16:53,380 known you yeah it's a plothole like yeah it's a pretty bad plot hole but it's a parallel 214 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:57,620 universe so it's okay it makes sense yeah wait what's a parallel universe it's not 215 00:16:57,620 --> 00:17:02,260 that's direct that's actually the only version of time travel I believe in is butterfly effect 216 00:17:02,260 --> 00:17:05,700 time travel well no I was listening to an old episode you just threw everything at Mike 217 00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:10,540 it's parallel universe Mike oh no so in that parallel universe that's how time travel works 218 00:17:10,540 --> 00:17:15,540 use my own anyways my words against me okay we just got to the first kill already went 219 00:17:15,540 --> 00:17:21,780 on a tangent you can use plenty more that's the first kill the I stabbed through the thing 220 00:17:21,780 --> 00:17:25,500 the next one there's a there's a guy working in the back and he's listening to his walkman 221 00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:30,300 I think that's Sam Raimi his brother's in it too Sam Raimi's brother's also in it yeah 222 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:35,900 I can't really tell what Sam Raimi looks like in it but uh he's like doing so he has his 223 00:17:35,900 --> 00:17:39,420 walkman on guy comes up with a cleaver chops him on the top of the head with the thing 224 00:17:39,420 --> 00:17:45,460 and his walkman like falls to two pieces I like that that's nice there's a guy having 225 00:17:45,460 --> 00:17:50,900 a couple dingoes in the beer cooler dingoes dingoes when you when you chug a beer in the 226 00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:55,260 beer cooler that's at least when we went to work is the only way we got through without 227 00:17:55,260 --> 00:17:59,780 burning the store down as we go into the beer cooler drink a beer and throw it away just 228 00:17:59,780 --> 00:18:04,220 chug a beer yeah there was this guy D Bob he couldn't even go in the beer cooler anymore 229 00:18:04,220 --> 00:18:08,540 because he chugged so many beers there's he went behind the store across the street and 230 00:18:08,540 --> 00:18:12,980 there's like an old tree planter with no tree in it and he's like one day he just comes 231 00:18:12,980 --> 00:18:15,860 to me I'm like hey brah you want to go have a dingo I'm like yeah we're going to the beer 232 00:18:15,860 --> 00:18:20,340 cooler now we're going somewhere else brah and he takes me over here and he's like this 233 00:18:20,340 --> 00:18:25,500 planter is just filled with beer but like it's just filled like it was a trash can at 234 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:30,220 a kid rock concert oh my god and he's like this this is why I come to find peace brah 235 00:18:30,220 --> 00:18:34,780 he just shotguns a beer right in front of me so this guy's happy he's like yeah my dingoes 236 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:39,700 brah they're my dingoes that's fun shout out to D Bob but uh shout out D Bob yeah he's 237 00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:44,020 he's having beers in the cooler and then someone stabs him with a big ass knife threw him into 238 00:18:44,020 --> 00:18:48,860 beers which is like also I didn't know they made beers like this Mike you might have some 239 00:18:48,860 --> 00:18:54,700 insight it was I didn't they made Kroger beer back in the day essentially it just very generic 240 00:18:54,700 --> 00:19:00,620 and just said beer well okay that's my favorite my favorite quote from Brennan is you know 241 00:19:00,620 --> 00:19:06,060 you're an alcoholic when your beer that you buy just says beer on it oh yeah I clip that 242 00:19:06,060 --> 00:19:11,460 I love that yeah that's my favorite highlight of that I specifically remember my uncle beer 243 00:19:11,460 --> 00:19:17,260 beer you don't get really close to any of these characters there's one guy who's like 244 00:19:17,260 --> 00:19:22,620 a stoner and he talks like this all the time and a lot of the camera angles when they're 245 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:28,420 like having conversations are like weird and like kind of goofy like at an angle almost 246 00:19:28,420 --> 00:19:33,020 like battlefield earth but times 10 is like the cameras tilted like sideways it's like 247 00:19:33,020 --> 00:19:37,740 upside down all these weird camera angles there's a quote in there where one guy's like 248 00:19:37,740 --> 00:19:43,340 pissed off he's like the stoner guy's like what man anal itch got you down anal itch 249 00:19:43,340 --> 00:19:49,860 got you down no I've got a problem with you know they have the box crushing machines yeah 250 00:19:49,860 --> 00:19:56,420 so the stoner guy's like hey man who's making noise back there man like it's not fucking 251 00:19:56,420 --> 00:20:03,940 funny it sounds like a dumb ass but then the guy grabs him and this guy's like so mild 252 00:20:03,940 --> 00:20:08,140 and mellow throughout throughout like his all his scenes and as soon as he gets grabbed 253 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:14,260 and put into the box crusher machine he's like oh you just injected fucking liquid cocaine 254 00:20:14,260 --> 00:20:21,900 into his eyeball and it's really good effects showing the big steel thing crushing this 255 00:20:21,900 --> 00:20:32,420 guy's school half of his school so his mouth is like like really brutal oh yeah so then 256 00:20:32,420 --> 00:20:39,140 there's a guy in the butcher freezer and he goes up to this guy just picks him up and 257 00:20:39,140 --> 00:20:45,500 just hangs him up through in his chin on a hook and that kills him so that's gnarly oh 258 00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:49,940 and also throughout this movie two different times like during like between scenes like 259 00:20:49,940 --> 00:20:57,380 kind of to show you the environment there's a magazine and it has sting on it the wrestler 260 00:20:57,380 --> 00:21:02,900 the face just going like ah and it's cut to that magazine two different times in this 261 00:21:02,900 --> 00:21:07,940 movie I wrote it down both the director must have been a fan of sting the wrestler wcw 262 00:21:07,940 --> 00:21:16,140 fan over here there's another guy in the butcher or the deli grabs him puts him on the on the 263 00:21:16,140 --> 00:21:24,780 table saw and puts it sideways through his head so that's another brutal death he's killed 264 00:21:24,780 --> 00:21:32,300 pretty much almost everyone in the store except for Jennifer turns out oh yeah and then she 265 00:21:32,300 --> 00:21:36,340 starts finding body starts realizing what's going on oh like she's not she doesn't know 266 00:21:36,340 --> 00:21:41,100 about it at this point she's been wiping down a cash register the entire movie up to this 267 00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:47,060 point a lot of people have died I mean you some dude got box crushed screaming I mean 268 00:21:47,060 --> 00:21:50,060 it's a big grocery store in the back kind of sealed off so you're not really hearing 269 00:21:50,060 --> 00:21:54,580 anything it's still one of the owners went out back and like saw the boyfriend out back 270 00:21:54,580 --> 00:21:58,180 trying to figure out a way and he gets knocked out by the boyfriend with the hammer and then 271 00:21:58,180 --> 00:22:06,300 the girl goes to check she gets stabbed yeah so Jennifer our main character she finds the 272 00:22:06,300 --> 00:22:13,420 guy at the bottom of this trash chute and he's cut in half and there's a sign the slasher 273 00:22:13,420 --> 00:22:20,940 found a sign that says half off and sticks it on him that's good half off and then we 274 00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:26,420 discover who the real killer is yeah and it's not the boyfriend because Jennifer sees everything 275 00:22:26,420 --> 00:22:30,060 that's going on she's running away she sees all these all these people she knows dead 276 00:22:30,060 --> 00:22:36,180 she goes to the front door which is made of glass still can't get out and then the boyfriend 277 00:22:36,180 --> 00:22:41,380 comes up to her and is like like grabs her and then he gets knocked out she runs away 278 00:22:41,380 --> 00:22:45,740 turns out it's the other store owner that's like hey guys you know I love this place this 279 00:22:45,740 --> 00:22:52,260 place is my life and then that speech turns into I'll do anything to keep this store and 280 00:22:52,260 --> 00:23:03,140 his name is Bob it was the 49% yeah the 49% guy Robert Pilar ski I love this store so 281 00:23:03,140 --> 00:23:09,300 much I would die for this store I would also kill for this store you know how many Germans 282 00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:18,500 I killed for the store I've killed I back in World War two and so there's a there's 283 00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:24,260 a really funny scene where she's going through the cereal aisle and he breaks through a bunch 284 00:23:24,260 --> 00:23:28,660 of boxes on the top shelf to grab her and try to kill her and I'm like haha serial killer 285 00:23:28,660 --> 00:23:33,220 I get it now that's good right when you said cereal I was the first word that came with 286 00:23:33,220 --> 00:23:37,420 serial killer also it cuts to a small part where she's running around and she sees the 287 00:23:37,420 --> 00:23:43,340 other owner who is not dead he's just crawling around on the ground with an eyeball gone 288 00:23:43,340 --> 00:23:50,540 because he got stabbed in the eye he's like help me help me at some point I have a traumatic 289 00:23:50,540 --> 00:23:57,420 enough injury I'm like just about to kill him one of the people so Bob Bob beheaded 290 00:23:57,420 --> 00:24:02,700 someone and he's fighting the boyfriend with the severed head and beating the boyfriend 291 00:24:02,700 --> 00:24:11,260 knocking him out again with a severed head there's like okay so then they get outside 292 00:24:11,260 --> 00:24:17,300 the boyfriend they're like there's like a fight around the car she goes to get into 293 00:24:17,300 --> 00:24:21,680 her Jeep and her friends in it dead with a knife in her chest and then from underneath 294 00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:27,020 her he grabs her from under the car drags her under the car her hands are up so you 295 00:24:27,020 --> 00:24:30,420 know that she grabbed the knife from her friend and as soon as he pulls her out to kill her 296 00:24:30,420 --> 00:24:36,660 she stabs him in the chest and then the boyfriend grabs him no he falls down she goes to try 297 00:24:36,660 --> 00:24:41,940 to call the cops again she calls the cops tells him the address he gets into the the 298 00:24:41,940 --> 00:24:48,020 phone booth the boyfriend suppose like hits him hatcheting the fuck out of him through 299 00:24:48,020 --> 00:24:54,780 this phone booth and kicks the phone booth over he like slips there's like a weird knife 300 00:24:54,780 --> 00:24:59,780 scene where the night he slips on a knife and the knife like banana peel it does some 301 00:24:59,780 --> 00:25:07,300 weird Roger Ravish it goes into him oh my god that's insane the the cops show up and 302 00:25:07,300 --> 00:25:13,700 they arrest the guy and the girl the main characters and they think he's dead but he's 303 00:25:13,700 --> 00:25:19,420 been hatcheted he's been stabbed and he get killed by a magic flying knife but yeah he's 304 00:25:19,420 --> 00:25:25,620 still awake and he's like they killed everybody and Bruce Campbell is the cop that's arresting 305 00:25:25,620 --> 00:25:31,420 them oh shit and then they're they're screaming like no it was him and then it just cuts to 306 00:25:31,420 --> 00:25:38,340 him like I got you motherfuckers so the slasher wins in this and then the movie's over wow 307 00:25:38,340 --> 00:25:42,780 it's like my motivations were about the store but now I just want to be vindictive against 308 00:25:42,780 --> 00:25:49,060 you so he gets a store so yeah I guess he got the store or he died who knows and those 309 00:25:49,060 --> 00:25:54,420 both of them went to jail but there was a really good point of trying to sell it that 310 00:25:54,420 --> 00:25:58,060 it was the boyfriend because you think it's the boyfriend throughout most of the movie 311 00:25:58,060 --> 00:26:03,420 and it's just cheesy old horror slasher movie so you think okay yeah probably is the boyfriend 312 00:26:03,420 --> 00:26:06,660 and they have like a whole back story like yeah he got into a fight and he accidentally 313 00:26:06,660 --> 00:26:10,780 killed the guy he went to jail for six months and now he's back and also the weird rape 314 00:26:10,780 --> 00:26:15,420 he buys he punched her in the face like all this shit that would point to me him not being 315 00:26:15,420 --> 00:26:21,020 the killer that's a little bit too much of a in your face kind of you know what I mean 316 00:26:21,020 --> 00:26:25,380 like him punching her in the face unless they like I don't know actually that sounds pretty 317 00:26:25,380 --> 00:26:31,140 good I want you back what do you rate it? 318 00:26:31,140 --> 00:26:38,460 No I think this is just a one-off they like blatantly admit that yeah we put Bruce Campbell 319 00:26:38,460 --> 00:26:44,220 and Sam Raimi as characters in this even though they share a total of three minutes of screen 320 00:26:44,220 --> 00:26:48,580 time. Greg Nicotero though that was that was another cool addition to it oh shit walking 321 00:26:48,580 --> 00:26:57,780 dead yeah a bunch of other unknowns but yeah this is like a this is like the most boiled 322 00:26:57,780 --> 00:27:04,380 down to a slasher as you can get you know body count no one knows who it is big reveal 323 00:27:04,380 --> 00:27:09,620 at the end except a little bit of a twist the twist was twisty yeah two twists technically 324 00:27:09,620 --> 00:27:13,660 because you know you think it's the boyfriend it's actually the store owner and then also 325 00:27:13,660 --> 00:27:20,940 you think they're gonna get away he just fucks them over at the end talk of shit and yeah 326 00:27:20,940 --> 00:27:26,340 very a lot of good props a lot of good death scenes very good kills all unique all how 327 00:27:26,340 --> 00:27:30,260 do you kill someone in grocery store and they also filmed it in a real grocery store that 328 00:27:30,260 --> 00:27:34,980 they rented out after closed. I wonder which one it is I wonder if you can still go there 329 00:27:34,980 --> 00:27:40,060 and recreate some of the like pictures or whatever. Let's just hope it's a pig. Yeah 330 00:27:40,060 --> 00:27:52,980 that pig lots. So yeah I give it a B which is a 4.5 Kroger beers. Nice beers. Michael 331 00:27:52,980 --> 00:28:01,300 Larson. Okay well my movie I'm not a huge slasher fan but I found something that looked 332 00:28:01,300 --> 00:28:07,980 kind of fun I went and it's very similar to yours Andy and that it's more of a comedy 333 00:28:07,980 --> 00:28:16,180 than a slasher film however it is a slasher film I watched a movie that came out the height 334 00:28:16,180 --> 00:28:20,940 of the pandemic in 2020 so I don't think it did very well at the box office but I think 335 00:28:20,940 --> 00:28:30,340 it's done pretty well on streaming I watched Freaky. Freaky Freaky and what it is oh yeah 336 00:28:30,340 --> 00:28:35,620 it's like a Freaky Friday and Friday the 13th had a baby yeah I saw that baby was raised 337 00:28:35,620 --> 00:28:39,780 John Hughes on a steady diet of Tarantino films. I could see you clicking through movies 338 00:28:39,780 --> 00:28:46,820 and be like this one this Freaky that's got a half tits in it. Well it does not it's a 339 00:28:46,820 --> 00:28:55,780 teen slasher without any body swap comedy with a lot of blood and gore in it but mostly 340 00:28:55,780 --> 00:29:00,300 the first like 20 minutes of the movie you're just wanting the slasher part you could probably 341 00:29:00,300 --> 00:29:06,300 stop at the first half hour and then you go through the movie with all the exposition 342 00:29:06,300 --> 00:29:11,740 of the body swap stuff and then at the end there's a little bit more slasher stuff but 343 00:29:11,740 --> 00:29:19,140 Vince Vaughn plays a serial killer who switches bodies with his high school while flower who's 344 00:29:19,140 --> 00:29:25,980 Katherine Newton who I had not known before this but she was amazing. Vaughn acts like 345 00:29:25,980 --> 00:29:30,900 a bull in a Chinese shop obviously like you'd expect Vince Vaughn playing a girl a teenage 346 00:29:30,900 --> 00:29:40,980 girl and she like gets psycho like like really psycho she does a really good job. Sort of 347 00:29:40,980 --> 00:29:51,860 like a more honest attempt at the hot chick yeah that one with Rob Schneider yeah except 348 00:29:51,860 --> 00:29:56,980 for not dressed up like that it's not it's not Rob Schneider he changes with a chick 349 00:29:56,980 --> 00:30:02,700 I've not seen it commercial see the showman wig and stuff so I don't know Rob Schneider 350 00:30:02,700 --> 00:30:08,060 no Rob Schneider doesn't dress up in a wig he it's it's Freaky Friday they switch bodies 351 00:30:08,060 --> 00:30:13,460 so he wakes up as a hot high school chick she wakes up as a as a just a gross middle 352 00:30:13,460 --> 00:30:17,780 aged man it's not it's kind of like that only there's a dagger involved and all kinds of 353 00:30:17,780 --> 00:30:21,980 magic and yeah that's the difference is yeah he might be a criminal but he's not like a 354 00:30:21,980 --> 00:30:27,940 killer I mean the plot's not that great it's kind of just Freaky Friday but we're there 355 00:30:27,940 --> 00:30:33,340 for the kills right and they deliver they do deliver on the kill we get a toilet seat 356 00:30:33,340 --> 00:30:43,460 death we get a death by a couple of the others oh a table saw there's a wine bottle the wine 357 00:30:43,460 --> 00:30:49,180 bottle scene is by the way one of the best I've seen as far as he takes the wine bottle 358 00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:58,780 puts it in the guy's mouth hits the top of it breaks it's very graphic but it's not 359 00:30:58,780 --> 00:31:03,500 but the film's not scary it somehow managed to be graphic and funny it's not going to 360 00:31:03,500 --> 00:31:09,100 win awards for originality but it's solid maybe sometimes all you need at the movies 361 00:31:09,100 --> 00:31:15,300 is some creative kills and Vince Vaughn is trying to walk around in high heels I don't 362 00:31:15,300 --> 00:31:23,060 know I don't want to wake up as a tick tock teenager I can't imagine when they show the 363 00:31:23,060 --> 00:31:32,940 perspectives is it I forget is it when we look at when you see Vince Vaughn on the screen 364 00:31:32,940 --> 00:31:39,020 is he the girl and you see it from like what he is thinking in his head or do you see the 365 00:31:39,020 --> 00:31:46,140 girl inside Vince Vaughn's body as Vince Vaughn's walking around so what when you physically 366 00:31:46,140 --> 00:31:54,420 see Vince Vaughn on screen yeah is it him or her it's him it's him acting as her but 367 00:31:54,420 --> 00:32:00,180 or no that's what I'm asking is it her acting his body it's her in his body she's in his 368 00:32:00,180 --> 00:32:04,540 body because they could go the other way where when it shows them no they don't only see 369 00:32:04,540 --> 00:32:09,540 you'd only see it in the mirror as them who's who they are you know what I'm talking about 370 00:32:09,540 --> 00:32:14,340 that old trope just like them he's playing a female the whole time she's playing him 371 00:32:14,340 --> 00:32:20,780 the whole time so more like Jumanji yes more like Jumanji the new Jumanji movies as opposed 372 00:32:20,780 --> 00:32:27,100 to Quantum Leap right yeah that's not that's the difference I'm trying to think right Quantum 373 00:32:27,100 --> 00:32:31,260 Leap you would see the main character the whole time goes into a mirror he's that person 374 00:32:31,260 --> 00:32:36,340 okay this is this understood it's been a while since I've seen it yeah all right acting like 375 00:32:36,340 --> 00:32:42,980 her yeah her Jumanji welcome to the jungle and I don't know how listen this girl pulls 376 00:32:42,980 --> 00:32:49,420 off the most insane like her eyes her her it's one of the best acting jobs I've ever 377 00:32:49,420 --> 00:32:56,140 seen from her it's it's you see when she's going to kill somebody you believe her she 378 00:32:56,140 --> 00:33:00,620 does not look like some little girl doing it she looks like she's possessed and which 379 00:33:00,620 --> 00:33:09,860 is I guess kind of what it is and she's possessed a couple of really funny lines in this movie 380 00:33:09,860 --> 00:33:15,180 I think you know coming out during court coronavirus I think this would have been a 50 or 60 million 381 00:33:15,180 --> 00:33:22,740 dollar movie it only did 15 was in the high it was like may of 2020 so it's like right 382 00:33:22,740 --> 00:33:31,460 yeah shut down but like there's this gay character who's funny as hell Josh he looks at the black 383 00:33:31,460 --> 00:33:36,220 character goes you're black I'm gay we're so dead it's just like it's like straight 384 00:33:36,220 --> 00:33:41,180 up wall breaking stuff in there or you know he's just great we're gonna get killed by 385 00:33:41,180 --> 00:33:45,900 murder Barbie it's like that kind of stuff throughout the whole a lot of great one-liners 386 00:33:45,900 --> 00:33:51,920 it's it's actually a very good movie I don't know if I'd call it a great slasher movie 387 00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:57,860 it's actually a good comedy with slasher elements or a good slasher with comedy elements it's 388 00:33:57,860 --> 00:34:01,460 yeah I kind of felt the same with mine is like it's a good mother bonding mother daughter 389 00:34:01,460 --> 00:34:06,860 bonding movie yeah it's very similar to your premise of such except mine plays with the 390 00:34:06,860 --> 00:34:12,980 actual they're in a movie they know they're in a movie sort of trope yours is the is the 391 00:34:12,980 --> 00:34:19,580 more less fourth wall break less fourth wall breaking although a lot of trope break you 392 00:34:19,580 --> 00:34:26,140 can see the tropes on purpose put it more of a scream parody like now scream did it 393 00:34:26,140 --> 00:34:31,820 like in the sense that it's an honest attempt at a at a popular thing yes I'd say more 394 00:34:31,820 --> 00:34:36,820 like scream it's funny and it's it's parody but it's also but it's also parodying both 395 00:34:36,820 --> 00:34:42,460 genres which is what's weird it's not just parodying and freaky Friday and and yeah it's 396 00:34:42,460 --> 00:34:50,020 parodying both of them equal the body switch trope with the slasher it's just a good all 397 00:34:50,020 --> 00:34:55,700 around movie that you feel like although there's some violence and a lot of blood but it's 398 00:34:55,700 --> 00:35:02,100 not terrifying it's not you know my 13 year old watchman with it watched it with me it 399 00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:10,940 was fine it wasn't because they know the difference in real and fake so I gave it three and a 400 00:35:10,940 --> 00:35:18,020 half blood soaked pom-poms which it's good it's not great I'd watch it again if it came 401 00:35:18,020 --> 00:35:22,620 on I would just happen to be nothing on but it's not so that's why I'm not waiting sure 402 00:35:22,620 --> 00:35:30,620 it's you brought up the it's so the fact that this is like a yes so it's the freaky Friday 403 00:35:30,620 --> 00:35:35,820 as a slasher the other movie I was going to pick but I just didn't have time because I 404 00:35:35,820 --> 00:35:42,500 wanted to watch both was something similar it's Groundhog's Day but as a slasher it's 405 00:35:42,500 --> 00:35:50,100 called Happy Death Day and there's a sequel called Happy Death Day to you and they are 406 00:35:50,100 --> 00:35:57,340 both phenomenal the Groundhog Day trope the repeating the same day over and over again 407 00:35:57,340 --> 00:36:03,380 it works perfectly because she the main character just gets killed every single day differently 408 00:36:03,380 --> 00:36:06,540 she tries to get away from it all the time she just keeps getting killed so it's like 409 00:36:06,540 --> 00:36:10,580 it's I love it there's a supernatural episode with that too I like that one that's cool 410 00:36:10,580 --> 00:36:19,260 that's cool the sequel what I what what makes Happy Death Day stand apart is and I'm gonna 411 00:36:19,260 --> 00:36:24,980 this will kind of spoilery so sorry if you haven't seen these movies but you watch the 412 00:36:24,980 --> 00:36:30,140 first one and she just ends up like you know figuring out the how to how to stop it from 413 00:36:30,140 --> 00:36:36,780 happening and she kind of like moves on with her life the sequel though gives us a reason 414 00:36:36,780 --> 00:36:44,440 like an actual reason why she was repeating the day so Groundhog's Day you get no resolution 415 00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:49,440 that's like God intervened that's you have to take that as as there has to be a higher 416 00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:53,460 power being like you're gonna repeat a day until you learn to be a better person right 417 00:36:53,460 --> 00:36:58,900 that's Groundhog's Day Palm Springs they do they explain that there's just mystical 418 00:36:58,900 --> 00:37:04,500 cave if you go into this but then she ends up figuring out like quantum physics and stuff 419 00:37:04,500 --> 00:37:11,140 but with Happy Death Day yeah they they straight up give you a an answer which I really love 420 00:37:11,140 --> 00:37:15,340 and then it happens again which makes it fun yeah there was the HBO series of some others 421 00:37:15,340 --> 00:37:20,420 there's been a lot of things that take two genres and mix them up well I was like this 422 00:37:20,420 --> 00:37:28,860 is available on free so Peacock's free but with free cock yeah they call it free cock 423 00:37:28,860 --> 00:37:42,620 well they don't but I do free cock is so good Brandon what did you pick okay I picked 424 00:37:42,620 --> 00:37:54,460 slather the fridge oh it's called there 1983 sleep away a little louder oh 1983 sleep away 425 00:37:54,460 --> 00:37:58,740 camp just keep it at your mouth okay keep it right right yeah right up right up right 426 00:37:58,740 --> 00:38:03,780 into the look at the actual physical difference I know you're giving me shit right now but 427 00:38:03,780 --> 00:38:12,940 look at the real physical difference I see it I see it so it opens with like a father 428 00:38:12,940 --> 00:38:18,580 and two kids out on a boat on a lake at the spot where the summer camp is you see that 429 00:38:18,580 --> 00:38:24,500 the summer camp is for sale and you know they're they're boating and kind of like they kind 430 00:38:24,500 --> 00:38:28,780 of messing around and staring over the side and the kids kind of get behind the dad and 431 00:38:28,780 --> 00:38:33,220 somehow scare the dad he ends up tipping the boat it's like a canoe they end up tipping 432 00:38:33,220 --> 00:38:39,500 it over and they're all in the water and then you see these young kids riding their boat 433 00:38:39,500 --> 00:38:44,260 one of them's bat on the back jet skiing and like the the guy's driving and the girls like 434 00:38:44,260 --> 00:38:48,660 come on let me drive like I really want to drive and he's like all right fine let's her 435 00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:52,620 drive and they're both just looking behind them watching the person ski not paying attention 436 00:38:52,620 --> 00:38:56,220 to where they're going and then turn around at the last second they're like oh my gosh 437 00:38:56,220 --> 00:39:02,620 turn the boat and run them over run over the dad and the kids in the water then they jump 438 00:39:02,620 --> 00:39:06,060 forward eight years you don't really know what happened you just you see a floating 439 00:39:06,060 --> 00:39:10,220 life vest with no kid in it so you assume some people die like you see the dad's arm 440 00:39:10,220 --> 00:39:15,700 floating so you know something happened to the dad but eight years later you get this 441 00:39:15,700 --> 00:39:23,740 strange very eccentric 1950s talking like barbiturate swallowing mom who's talking to 442 00:39:23,740 --> 00:39:31,220 these kids about going to summer camp she's got a beret on and she's you know it's kind 443 00:39:31,220 --> 00:39:36,900 of how it felt and you know basically like talking to them about getting ready for camp 444 00:39:36,900 --> 00:39:40,820 like we got to do all this stuff and she's like oh I forgot something and she's like 445 00:39:40,820 --> 00:39:45,300 wait oh I forgot you can't go to camp without your physicals she's like just don't tell 446 00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:50,860 people how you got them because I'm your doctor like she was just weird like how she just 447 00:39:50,860 --> 00:39:58,500 stated all that like I'm your doctor so I'm I sign these don't let anybody know so jump 448 00:39:58,500 --> 00:40:03,860 forward they're going to camp and it's you think it's a brother sister you're not really 449 00:40:03,860 --> 00:40:10,500 kind of sure as you kind of end up finding out it's a cousin the girl was the lone survivor 450 00:40:10,500 --> 00:40:16,860 of the boat accident and then the boy is her cousin who basically is living with them and 451 00:40:16,860 --> 00:40:22,420 the girl doesn't speak because she's obviously traumatized from childhood trauma still yeah 452 00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:29,340 and so they get to the camp and as they're like coming in the camp you got the kind of 453 00:40:29,340 --> 00:40:35,340 adults at the camp and one of them was like a like the chef they called him and he was 454 00:40:35,340 --> 00:40:39,620 like some 50 year old dude checking out all these kids as they're coming in camp and like 455 00:40:39,620 --> 00:40:49,860 has the creepiest line I've ever heard look at all the young fresh chickens where I'm 456 00:40:49,860 --> 00:40:56,140 from we call them baldies makes your mouth water yeah I was like I hope he dies first 457 00:40:56,140 --> 00:41:01,100 that's worse than the Matthew McGonaghey line yeah yeah that's worse than Anthony burning 458 00:41:01,100 --> 00:41:06,780 you in the group chat yesterday yeah that was just a funny line I don't know the Mojave 459 00:41:06,780 --> 00:41:12,180 comedy for your chat yeah he Anthony made a joke about and he getting molested at camp 460 00:41:12,180 --> 00:41:17,380 or something yeah I was like he's got his knot tying badge and nothing else yeah I liked 461 00:41:17,380 --> 00:41:23,980 that a lot um I don't know what the joke was though what did he why did he say that oh 462 00:41:23,980 --> 00:41:33,580 young it was young smashed rice is you can buy young smashed right gun smashed rice is 463 00:41:33,580 --> 00:41:39,420 that what it was pounded young rice young rice you can buy pounded young rice and he's 464 00:41:39,420 --> 00:41:44,980 like that's what it that's what your camp counselor told you when you were a kid I said 465 00:41:44,980 --> 00:41:49,580 that was one of my when I was learning to masturbate what the news were called it was 466 00:41:49,580 --> 00:41:56,140 pounded young rice but that's what you have baldies little oh it was gross I hope this 467 00:41:56,140 --> 00:42:02,020 guy dies first yes so let's get forward a couple days the girl her name is Angela she 468 00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:07,340 still won't talk or anything she's not they're at lunch and she's not eating and like one 469 00:42:07,340 --> 00:42:09,980 of the counselors you know one of the male counselors like oh I guess I'll take her to 470 00:42:09,980 --> 00:42:14,620 the kitchen maybe she could meet with the chef and find something she likes so she gets 471 00:42:14,620 --> 00:42:19,100 left alone with the creepy chef and he's like let's go to the walk-in you never know what 472 00:42:19,100 --> 00:42:25,340 you're gonna find there takes her to the walk-in by himself luckily the cousin heard that like 473 00:42:25,340 --> 00:42:29,500 she went to the kitchen so he goes to check on her and walks in on them and like it's 474 00:42:29,500 --> 00:42:33,540 like what are you doing and stops it and he's got gets in his face you didn't see nothing 475 00:42:33,540 --> 00:42:41,840 and like they run out of there so thankfully he ends up being the first to kind he he actually 476 00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:47,260 doesn't die he's he's got like a giant creep yeah so well he's got like a giant pot of 477 00:42:47,260 --> 00:42:52,580 water that he's boiling for corn and like he ends up being in the kitchen by himself 478 00:42:52,580 --> 00:42:58,720 and you see like a point of view from the killer's perspective like kind of like sneaking 479 00:42:58,720 --> 00:43:02,700 up on him and he's like standing on a chair like looking over the pot like adding salt 480 00:43:02,700 --> 00:43:08,900 to the pot and as he's adding salt to the pot the you see a hand grab the chair from 481 00:43:08,900 --> 00:43:13,660 under him and start pulling it he's like stop fucking around like he's like don't do that 482 00:43:13,660 --> 00:43:19,260 like help me and then like they pull the chair out pulling the boiling water on himself and 483 00:43:19,260 --> 00:43:24,940 just getting severely scolded burn and then they next scene he's wrapped fully wrapped 484 00:43:24,940 --> 00:43:29,100 up and they're like carrying him off to the hospital but he's like severely burned so 485 00:43:29,100 --> 00:43:34,220 I mean that's probably better than him dying like then he gets to suffer with that yeah 486 00:43:34,220 --> 00:43:40,140 I mean yeah that's that's pretty good that's a pretty good suffering I mean but burn victims 487 00:43:40,140 --> 00:43:49,660 they heal and recover so I mean like his skin was like bubbled and blistering off you can 488 00:43:49,660 --> 00:43:54,620 still live a normal life at some point he's gonna look like Deadpool but yeah he looks 489 00:43:54,620 --> 00:44:07,380 like creepy is yeah he looks very creepy for sure so after after that it was just all over 490 00:44:07,380 --> 00:44:11,340 the place kind of then they go back to like then you kind of have like normal like camp 491 00:44:11,340 --> 00:44:16,380 stuff going on and like the cousin is like playing baseball with these boys and like 492 00:44:16,380 --> 00:44:20,660 they kind of end up fighting and like they beat him in baseball and then they kind of 493 00:44:20,660 --> 00:44:26,060 fight a little bit and these guys kind of pick on his cousin Angela and then next scene 494 00:44:26,060 --> 00:44:31,060 you kind of they end up one of them ends up dying one of them goes to take a shit and 495 00:44:31,060 --> 00:44:37,260 someone locks him in the bathroom and drops a beehive in there with him so he gets stung 496 00:44:37,260 --> 00:44:46,540 by bees and that's how he dies oh yeah yeah and like and like they don't really show a 497 00:44:46,540 --> 00:44:50,620 lot of the gore and grid of the death they just kind of show like the aftermath of it 498 00:44:50,620 --> 00:44:59,740 and it's kind of it's campy for sure but it's definitely strange then you see another boy 499 00:44:59,740 --> 00:45:05,220 that Angela so it's all leading to either believe either Angela or her cousin or the 500 00:45:05,220 --> 00:45:11,460 killer you're not really sure at this point but he bullies her tries to get her to go 501 00:45:11,460 --> 00:45:14,980 skinny dipping with all the other guys and she doesn't she just kind of sits there quietly 502 00:45:14,980 --> 00:45:21,540 not responding yet and not really talking and then like he's like well fuck you then 503 00:45:21,540 --> 00:45:25,860 bitch and like leaves and they all go swimming and then like he's swimming with another girl 504 00:45:25,860 --> 00:45:30,140 that they invited and he does he basically does some joke and like tips the boat over 505 00:45:30,140 --> 00:45:35,740 and like oh the water snakes are gonna get you and she like swims off and he's kind of 506 00:45:35,740 --> 00:45:40,220 goes under the upside down canoe and is like messing around in the canoe and then you see 507 00:45:40,220 --> 00:45:44,100 like the backside of someone like swim up under and like head pop up and they're like 508 00:45:44,100 --> 00:45:49,380 oh what are you doing here and then drown so the killer drowned him just drown the guy 509 00:45:49,380 --> 00:45:56,980 yeah exactly it's it's kind of that's kind of how this movie was like it was just some 510 00:45:56,980 --> 00:46:00,820 underwater stabbings are nice you're gonna have someone there and they're gonna be underwater 511 00:46:00,820 --> 00:46:05,620 just you know spear fish them the like then it kind of started to pick up a little bit 512 00:46:05,620 --> 00:46:14,900 basically like Angela ends up kind of like meeting at one of the guys that's kind of 513 00:46:14,900 --> 00:46:19,260 nice to her and she ends up talking and like having conversations with this guy and kind 514 00:46:19,260 --> 00:46:24,220 of like flirting with this guy and stuff and then one of the other girls that like doesn't 515 00:46:24,220 --> 00:46:29,180 like Angela comes over and it's like why are you talking to her like she's small you know 516 00:46:29,180 --> 00:46:34,180 like and just kind of like trying to take the guy away and he's like go away and so 517 00:46:34,180 --> 00:46:37,980 they kind of Angela and the boy run off and like they kind of like go and start making 518 00:46:37,980 --> 00:46:43,700 out and kissing and stuff and then you get like a really random flashback to like what 519 00:46:43,700 --> 00:46:48,300 like Angela's having when she was a kid and it's her and her brother standing in a hallway 520 00:46:48,300 --> 00:46:53,580 pointing and laughing at her I don't know if it was her two dads or her dad and his 521 00:46:53,580 --> 00:46:57,620 lover like laying in bed like stroking each other's hair and they're just kind of pointing 522 00:46:57,620 --> 00:47:03,020 and laughing just like giggling and it's kind of like okay and then it goes back and she's 523 00:47:03,020 --> 00:47:08,700 like get off me and like runs away you're kind of just like I don't really know what's 524 00:47:08,700 --> 00:47:14,820 going on like you know why why they would have that flashback that's a weird one it 525 00:47:14,820 --> 00:47:20,260 was very weird here's your gay dad yeah it's kind of like there was really no expanding 526 00:47:20,260 --> 00:47:23,860 on it like throughout the movie so it was just kind of just thrown in there and like 527 00:47:23,860 --> 00:47:38,020 why were these kids in the hallway watching and just laughing like that's all then like 528 00:47:38,020 --> 00:47:41,660 these kids are kind of slowly getting killed off throughout the camp and like the camp 529 00:47:41,660 --> 00:47:46,060 owners kind of getting suspicious and he's like you know goes to the the cousin it's 530 00:47:46,060 --> 00:47:50,780 like oh it was you I saw you these kids are bullying your cousin so you're killing them 531 00:47:50,780 --> 00:47:55,580 and like one of the other counselors like dude let him go like what are you doing and 532 00:47:55,580 --> 00:48:04,100 like the kid runs off and jump forward a little bit one of the counselors is basically like 533 00:48:04,100 --> 00:48:10,500 setting up a date with the owner because like she has the night off and she goes to take 534 00:48:10,500 --> 00:48:15,620 a shower and one of the other like bunks that's like empty because there's a long line for 535 00:48:15,620 --> 00:48:22,340 the girls shower in their bunk so she goes to shower in this dark bunk by herself then 536 00:48:22,340 --> 00:48:29,380 you get you see kind of a silhouette of someone see titties no no no titties I don't know 537 00:48:29,380 --> 00:48:35,540 why but I just did a slow pan with my head and look directly at Mike when I said that 538 00:48:35,540 --> 00:48:45,220 because I just wanted to know you brought it up one time Mike and that was all we needed 539 00:48:45,220 --> 00:48:53,940 yeah Mike is Mike Michael basically titties so while she's showering she's like her backs 540 00:48:53,940 --> 00:48:59,940 up against the wall like her backs up against the wall and like killer walks in with a knife 541 00:48:59,940 --> 00:49:04,060 and just kind of stabs her through the back through the wall and just kind of slowly comes 542 00:49:04,060 --> 00:49:08,180 down and like all you really see is her up against the wall and then a shot from outside 543 00:49:08,180 --> 00:49:12,660 the wall with like the knife through the wall just going down with blood and it's that's 544 00:49:12,660 --> 00:49:19,460 it yeah it was okay that was probably one of the better shots yeah and then you know 545 00:49:19,460 --> 00:49:26,980 she falls down and obviously dies and then the next scene you get one of the other girls 546 00:49:26,980 --> 00:49:32,100 that bullied Angela who's in a room like making out with a boy while all the other people 547 00:49:32,100 --> 00:49:37,820 are off doing everything and the boy like that's when like the owner kind of comes in 548 00:49:37,820 --> 00:49:43,420 and like it's like hey have you seen I forgot what the camp counselors were supposed to 549 00:49:43,420 --> 00:49:51,620 meet up and yeah she went in the other room take a shower or whatever like an hour and 550 00:49:51,620 --> 00:49:56,980 so he's like okay and he leaves and then he goes and that's when he discovers the body 551 00:49:56,980 --> 00:50:01,100 and so now he's out looking for the cousin he's like I knew I should have killed him 552 00:50:01,100 --> 00:50:05,900 when I had the chance and he goes and looks for the cousin while he's doing that the guy 553 00:50:05,900 --> 00:50:11,620 and the girl that were in the other cabin kind of like the guy's like I'm gonna go 554 00:50:11,620 --> 00:50:14,940 like he's gonna come back like I don't want to get in trouble you know because he was 555 00:50:14,940 --> 00:50:19,740 hiding under the bed when the guy came in so he leaves and then she's there by herself 556 00:50:19,740 --> 00:50:25,700 just like reading a book and then you get like curling her hair reading a book and then 557 00:50:25,700 --> 00:50:30,740 you get the door open the room's dark she's like who's that like what are you doing here 558 00:50:30,740 --> 00:50:35,260 don't just whatever don't turn on the light and so the person comes in and like basically 559 00:50:35,260 --> 00:50:40,340 walks up to her and then she's like oh it's you what do you want and then she just punches 560 00:50:40,340 --> 00:50:45,420 whoever the killer is punches him in the face she goes down and then you kind of get like 561 00:50:45,420 --> 00:50:51,100 a zoomed out silhouette view you see him grab the curling iron and open it and then close 562 00:50:51,100 --> 00:50:57,300 it and then basically looks like goes towards the crotch and you don't really like basically 563 00:50:57,300 --> 00:51:04,100 just kind of hear it and then dead and then hidden under the bed that's a that's a real 564 00:51:04,100 --> 00:51:11,580 like allison mac from from smallville way to kill your victim is by branding their pussy 565 00:51:11,580 --> 00:51:16,580 on the way over there with your fucking curling iron it was pretty intense um jeez louise 566 00:51:16,580 --> 00:51:21,100 yeah so at this point like people kind of know that like the counselors know that kids 567 00:51:21,100 --> 00:51:25,420 are dying like something's going on with this camp like we got to get everybody together 568 00:51:25,420 --> 00:51:34,380 and get out of here and kind of get to the climax of the movie the owner finds the cousin 569 00:51:34,380 --> 00:51:37,980 he like grabs him and starts choking him he's like you killed her like and he just kind 570 00:51:37,980 --> 00:51:42,180 of starts beating the shit out of him and then he like hears something in the distance 571 00:51:42,180 --> 00:51:46,380 and he like after like he thought he'd beat him to death gets up and kind of like walks 572 00:51:46,380 --> 00:51:50,180 off and he's kind of like what's going on like you know and he ends up on an archery 573 00:51:50,180 --> 00:51:56,180 range of all places and he looks over and he's like no it's you it can't be you and 574 00:51:56,180 --> 00:52:03,420 then arrows and a lot of that this yeah yeah so that today there's been a lot of this uh 575 00:52:03,420 --> 00:52:09,420 it's you and it's just the camera then in fact austin's movie it's you and it gets punched 576 00:52:09,420 --> 00:52:13,340 in the face and you just had a moment where it's like it's you it gets punched in the 577 00:52:13,340 --> 00:52:17,620 face yeah i mean i felt like when when they described theirs theirs were a little bit 578 00:52:17,620 --> 00:52:22,220 more graphic than mine this one's kind of more it would lead up to it and it would tease 579 00:52:22,220 --> 00:52:25,860 you with it and then not really show you anything part of that's the year what year was yours 580 00:52:25,860 --> 00:52:33,980 uh 83 83 2000 so it's a little bit and it's blumhouse mine was blumhouse which is all 581 00:52:33,980 --> 00:52:39,220 the good stuff yeah this whole time i was thinking yours was modern because it sounded 582 00:52:39,220 --> 00:52:45,140 like again like a parody of kind of like a parody of but this is like real movie yeah 583 00:52:45,140 --> 00:52:52,020 this is real this is really what it is the other this is what this is really bad b horror 584 00:52:52,020 --> 00:52:58,540 movie i love it yeah um and so you know all the stuff's happening like after the owner 585 00:52:58,540 --> 00:53:05,020 died then like uh that's kind of when people start you know looking for like they're going 586 00:53:05,020 --> 00:53:09,540 off looking for the camp the campers that are missing uh they find the cousin on the 587 00:53:09,540 --> 00:53:15,700 ground uh his name was ricky they find him on the ground and uh they're like oh is he 588 00:53:15,700 --> 00:53:22,260 dead and like he kind of coughs and like he's not dead you know they get him you're so fine 589 00:53:22,260 --> 00:53:27,580 and they get him and take him take him away and so now they're looking for uh the girl 590 00:53:27,580 --> 00:53:35,740 angela who was who told the guy earlier than i meet me here at this time and so like you 591 00:53:35,740 --> 00:53:40,220 get a scene of her meeting with the guy like i didn't think you'd come like let's go swimming 592 00:53:40,220 --> 00:53:45,580 and she's like what about her clothes and take them off and all right and like they 593 00:53:45,580 --> 00:53:52,660 start undressing and then kind of get like a flashback of angela as a kid after the accident 594 00:53:52,660 --> 00:53:57,780 when she first arrived at her cousin and aunt's house and her aunt's crazy and she's like 595 00:53:57,780 --> 00:54:02,660 well this is great we already have you know we have a girl now we needed a girl like after 596 00:54:02,660 --> 00:54:06,340 having a boy and my husband left i couldn't have another you know couldn't have another 597 00:54:06,340 --> 00:54:11,220 kid you know and it wouldn't be right if it was a girl or a boy so it's a girl like it's 598 00:54:11,220 --> 00:54:16,340 good you're a girl like and your name is angela and it kind of like hands out and you find 599 00:54:16,340 --> 00:54:24,100 out that angela is actually a boy whose aunt forced forced her to become a her when she 600 00:54:24,100 --> 00:54:29,860 adopted her and so that's kind of what caused the trauma and kind of everything that's going 601 00:54:29,860 --> 00:54:36,980 on so then you kind of get two of the counselors come up and they see angela and the guy and 602 00:54:36,980 --> 00:54:40,980 it looks like they're just kind of like laying down and they're naked just laying on the 603 00:54:40,980 --> 00:54:46,260 back side of them uh just and she's kind of just caressing his hair and then as they get 604 00:54:46,260 --> 00:54:53,060 closer uh his head falls off and she stands up covered in blood and the last shot you 605 00:54:53,060 --> 00:54:59,940 get is her naked covered in blood facing them with the knife screaming naked with peeps so 606 00:54:59,940 --> 00:55:06,500 you're like all right angela's a boy and that was friends so that was the twist did angela 607 00:55:06,500 --> 00:55:12,180 have boobs also or was she no it was just yeah just they dressed her like a girl and gave her 608 00:55:12,180 --> 00:55:16,420 the name angela was like did you think angela was pretty before you found out she was a dude 609 00:55:17,060 --> 00:55:22,260 well i don't know i was trying to figure it out like she was yes the actor the actor actress 610 00:55:22,260 --> 00:55:26,340 that played her was a female that's what i was i was starting to say did they freaky friday it 611 00:55:26,340 --> 00:55:31,460 or did they yeah i don't know what they did in the end scene like because does it show a dick yeah 612 00:55:32,340 --> 00:55:41,140 no titties but we you see a penis like a like a naked penis yeah yeah they gotta stop i just 613 00:55:41,140 --> 00:55:47,700 i just had to movies i just did a slow pan to austin they gotta stop exploding men in 614 00:55:47,700 --> 00:55:53,700 horror movies it's disgusting yeah not just you know well i did it because there's dicks on screen 615 00:55:54,580 --> 00:56:00,100 apparently this movie i'm not getting the reference i'm i just did a slow pan to mike every time we 616 00:56:00,100 --> 00:56:04,420 mentioned titties so i might as well do a slow pan to the guy that loves it when a dick's on screen 617 00:56:05,060 --> 00:56:08,260 and that's when i looked at you i've never seen a single frame of game of thrones 618 00:56:08,260 --> 00:56:16,260 oh spartacus or that had a lot of i don't like old-timey medieval i don't i'm not into it 619 00:56:17,220 --> 00:56:21,300 we'll watch it oh i couldn't even i can't even watch peaky blinders really how about 620 00:56:21,300 --> 00:56:27,380 braveheart well listen we don't have time for attention uh yes i don't know if it's this picture 621 00:56:27,380 --> 00:56:33,540 of jackie jan fighting sharks you know the one from months ago yeah police story still here you 622 00:56:33,540 --> 00:56:39,460 know the police story four we did a whole a whole breakdown series on yeah uh but i just realized 623 00:56:39,460 --> 00:56:47,620 deep blue sea is a slasher movie yeah i was actually uh deep blue sea uh terminator um 624 00:56:49,140 --> 00:56:57,060 terminator 2 robo cop no robo cop no that was back to the penis thing 625 00:56:57,060 --> 00:57:03,220 oh sorry mike i didn't mean i didn't i didn't know you wanted to get back to the dick so bad 626 00:57:05,380 --> 00:57:11,700 did you and your man things uh i missed titties this conversation made me miss man thing let's 627 00:57:11,700 --> 00:57:18,660 talk more about man things this podcast made me miss titties so uh i think that this movie 628 00:57:20,100 --> 00:57:26,420 was 1983 you said yeah i think and i'm going on four sequels it's what four sequels how many 629 00:57:26,420 --> 00:57:34,820 bloody dicks do you give it i wonder how many uh two out of five traumatized killers got it i 630 00:57:35,780 --> 00:57:42,180 i have so many questions do the rest of the killers in the rest of the movies are they also 631 00:57:42,900 --> 00:57:48,820 trans or or whatever it is that i don't know i didn't i didn't look that much into it after 632 00:57:48,820 --> 00:57:52,980 he gave it a two out of five he probably didn't go back let's watch the rest of the series no 633 00:57:52,980 --> 00:57:59,940 no secondly i don't know if is it trans if you were raised that way against your will 634 00:58:00,660 --> 00:58:06,500 and then still identify as it because then you're not really born trans in that situation like most 635 00:58:06,500 --> 00:58:12,020 trans people would be born i think you're you're you're you're turned into it you're converted 636 00:58:12,020 --> 00:58:16,660 into it um you gotta you gotta turn and ask you know jordan peterson what he thinks about that you 637 00:58:16,660 --> 00:58:21,220 know they're they're changing the genders of their children and just not right it's all facts and 638 00:58:21,220 --> 00:58:25,060 feelings you know i came out about that and and they're trying to take my license maybe that's 639 00:58:25,060 --> 00:58:30,100 what's happened to the republicans they all watch this movie and it's their whole their whole 640 00:58:30,100 --> 00:58:35,700 worldview is based on this movie have you ever seen sleepaway camp you see what happens when 641 00:58:35,700 --> 00:58:43,700 you do that i'll cry when i think about the men in sleepaway camp mine's way better up until the 642 00:58:43,700 --> 00:58:51,460 end shot this movie got a one out of five that twist gave it that extra the extra bump i think 643 00:58:51,460 --> 00:58:59,380 that this movie since 1983 i think they were trying to as shitty as this is double down on scares i 644 00:58:59,380 --> 00:59:03,700 think they were like here's some scary shit that you can watch people getting killed here's a 645 00:59:03,700 --> 00:59:09,460 flashback of two men kissing remember that uh and then and then it's like here's a dick so they 646 00:59:09,460 --> 00:59:15,540 literally were like here's something you don't understand people at home 1983 uh so i think it 647 00:59:15,540 --> 00:59:20,340 was really they're just maybe trying to like way ahead of their time and their time or whatever 648 00:59:20,340 --> 00:59:28,180 take that folk moralists we'll see who cancels who yeah that's uh that's a pretty good joke 649 00:59:28,980 --> 00:59:34,580 thank you i tried really hard on it with everything that i'm going through so two out of five 650 00:59:34,580 --> 00:59:39,620 traumatized children killers well ladies and gentlemen like what was the name of your movie 651 00:59:40,900 --> 00:59:48,980 my movie was uh freaky freaky so we had freaky we had camp sleepaway sleepaway camp we had the 652 00:59:48,980 --> 00:59:55,700 final girls and we had grocery store final freaky intruders at sleepaway camp that's the name of 653 00:59:55,700 --> 01:00:04,340 the episode final freaky intruders at sleepaway camp love it uh this has been our slasher 654 01:00:04,340 --> 01:00:12,260 episode of fried rice podcast join us tomorrow for another halloween themed one uh because we're 655 01:00:12,260 --> 01:00:21,220 doing this all month so join us then uh i've been well with me as always is austin uh his body count 656 01:00:21,220 --> 01:00:27,140 it would take me three hours to read off all the names because he's that notorious of a murderer 657 01:00:27,140 --> 01:00:36,180 mr farrow thank you thank you very much with me as always is michael uh his kill count is uh he's 658 01:00:36,180 --> 01:00:42,740 like the golden state killer he's like that that like old unassuming man living next door you'll 659 01:00:42,740 --> 01:00:47,060 never see it coming but he's killed more people than you could possibly ever imagine larsen you 660 01:00:47,060 --> 01:00:58,180 don't want to know my real oh jesus with us as always it's brendan 661 01:00:59,780 --> 01:01:06,020 shipply up to boston have a good night everybody and i have been your host andy rice this has been 662 01:01:06,020 --> 01:01:14,580 one of our spooky 17 nights of halloweed thank you so much for joining us we've been fried we've been 663 01:01:14,580 --> 01:01:27,460 rice we've been podcast have a good night 664 01:01:44,580 --> 01:01:55,460 so 665 01:02:14,580 --> 01:02:16,640 you