1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 Ber men 10 kera... 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:02,040 Sola, 천řůna C 3 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:02,900 Ber men 10 kera... 4 00:00:02,900 --> 00:00:03,080 Kolkata, Zchuk analysis 5 00:00:03,080 --> 00:00:03,840 Ber men 10 kera... 6 00:00:03,840 --> 00:00:04,200 abe holes 7 00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:04,240 Barelia, Co instance 8 00:00:04,240 --> 00:00:04,520 Burmese, Beach 9 00:00:04,520 --> 00:00:05,080 Burmese, Beach 10 00:00:05,080 --> 00:00:05,180 Burmese, Beach 11 00:00:05,180 --> 00:00:05,480 Burmese, Beach 12 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:05,680 Burmese, Beach 13 00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:05,900 Burmese, Beach 14 00:00:05,900 --> 00:00:10,420 Burmese 15 00:00:10,500 --> 00:00:11,160 Hello! 16 00:00:11,160 --> 00:00:11,620 Hello! 17 00:00:11,620 --> 00:00:11,880 Hello! 18 00:00:11,880 --> 00:00:12,080 Hello! 19 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:12,100 Hello! 20 00:00:12,100 --> 00:00:12,180 Hello! 21 00:00:12,180 --> 00:00:12,260 Hello! 22 00:00:12,260 --> 00:00:12,820 Hello! 23 00:00:12,820 --> 00:00:12,980 Hello! 24 00:00:12,980 --> 00:00:13,040 Hello! 25 00:00:12,980 --> 00:00:13,120 Hello! 26 00:00:13,120 --> 00:00:13,220 Hello! 27 00:00:13,220 --> 00:00:13,380 Hello! 28 00:00:13,380 --> 00:00:13,460 Hello! 29 00:00:13,460 --> 00:00:13,520 Hello! 30 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:13,560 Hello! 31 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:13,620 Hello! 32 00:00:13,620 --> 00:00:14,060 Hello! 33 00:00:15,060 --> 00:00:16,020 zo 34 00:00:20,620 --> 00:00:20,720 Hi! 35 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:20,780 Hi! 36 00:00:20,780 --> 00:00:21,440 I am 37 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:21,500 Hi! 38 00:00:21,500 --> 00:00:21,520 I am 39 00:00:21,520 --> 00:00:22,800 And I am 40 00:00:23,840 --> 00:00:24,460 minutes 41 00:00:24,460 --> 00:00:24,700 hours 42 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:26,620 minutes 43 00:00:26,620 --> 00:00:29,200 Victory 44 00:00:56,620 --> 00:00:58,620 The oldest vampire in the room and you can tell... 45 00:00:58,620 --> 00:01:00,620 ...Larsen! 46 00:01:00,620 --> 00:01:02,620 More power. 47 00:01:04,620 --> 00:01:06,620 What? Oh, what's that from? 48 00:01:06,620 --> 00:01:08,620 Old vampires. 49 00:01:08,620 --> 00:01:10,620 And welcome to another 50 00:01:10,620 --> 00:01:12,620 exciting night 51 00:01:12,620 --> 00:01:14,620 of 17 nights of Halloween! 52 00:01:14,620 --> 00:01:16,620 Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha! 53 00:01:16,620 --> 00:01:18,620 One! 54 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:20,620 Mu-ha-ha! 55 00:01:20,620 --> 00:01:22,620 Two! 56 00:01:22,620 --> 00:01:24,620 Welcome everybody 57 00:01:24,620 --> 00:01:26,620 to a very special 58 00:01:26,620 --> 00:01:28,620 spooky vampire episode 59 00:01:28,620 --> 00:01:30,620 of Fried Rice Podcast. 60 00:01:30,620 --> 00:01:32,620 This is our 17 nights of Halloween 61 00:01:32,620 --> 00:01:34,620 where we're releasing an episode 62 00:01:34,620 --> 00:01:36,620 every night. We don't know when this is going to come out. 63 00:01:36,620 --> 00:01:38,620 It could be 64 00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:40,620 the 23rd? I don't know. 65 00:01:40,620 --> 00:01:42,620 We'll find out. Maybe 66 00:01:42,620 --> 00:01:44,620 it is, maybe it isn't. The rules with 67 00:01:44,620 --> 00:01:46,620 this are a little bit different than we typically do 68 00:01:46,620 --> 00:01:48,620 in our standard Fried Rice Podcast 69 00:01:48,620 --> 00:01:50,620 format. This isn't just one movie that we're 70 00:01:50,620 --> 00:01:52,620 reviewing and talking about today. 71 00:01:52,620 --> 00:01:54,620 This is a smorgasbord 72 00:01:54,620 --> 00:01:56,620 of whatever we want to watch 73 00:01:56,620 --> 00:01:58,620 as long as it's in the vampire 74 00:01:58,620 --> 00:02:00,620 realm. So we are welcome to pick 75 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:02,620 we're welcome to go down whatever vampire 76 00:02:02,620 --> 00:02:04,620 rabbit hole we want to go down 77 00:02:04,620 --> 00:02:06,620 and bring it here to the pod for this 78 00:02:06,620 --> 00:02:08,620 discussion. 79 00:02:08,620 --> 00:02:10,620 And so... Except for Brennan 80 00:02:10,620 --> 00:02:12,620 because he walked outside and ate garlic 81 00:02:12,620 --> 00:02:14,620 and he's dead now. Oh yeah, poor Brennan. 82 00:02:14,620 --> 00:02:16,620 And with us as always 83 00:02:16,620 --> 00:02:18,620 is Brennan! 84 00:02:18,620 --> 00:02:20,620 Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! 85 00:02:20,620 --> 00:02:22,620 Ho-ho-ho-ho! That's good. 86 00:02:22,620 --> 00:02:24,620 He's just in a mirror today. 87 00:02:24,620 --> 00:02:26,620 Yeah, you can see him in the reflection. 88 00:02:26,620 --> 00:02:28,620 Shipley in a coffin. Shipley in a coffin. 89 00:02:28,620 --> 00:02:30,620 Shipley in a coffin. 90 00:02:30,620 --> 00:02:32,620 Shipley in a coffin. 91 00:02:32,620 --> 00:02:34,620 But really this episode is about one thing 92 00:02:34,620 --> 00:02:36,620 and one thing only ladies and gentlemen. 93 00:02:36,620 --> 00:02:38,620 And we'll address it throughout the episode. 94 00:02:38,620 --> 00:02:40,620 And that is Buffy the Vampire Slayer. 95 00:02:40,620 --> 00:02:42,620 I hope you guys 96 00:02:42,620 --> 00:02:44,620 all watched at least a couple episodes 97 00:02:44,620 --> 00:02:46,620 so you know what I'm talking about so the references 98 00:02:46,620 --> 00:02:48,620 won't be lost on you. Fuck no! 99 00:02:48,620 --> 00:02:50,620 And you say fuck no as if it's a bad thing 100 00:02:50,620 --> 00:02:52,620 I'm asking you to watch but it's really one of the most 101 00:02:52,620 --> 00:02:54,620 critically acclaimed, Emmy award winning 102 00:02:54,620 --> 00:02:56,620 drama slash 103 00:02:56,620 --> 00:02:58,620 it's very funny. Comedies. 104 00:02:58,620 --> 00:03:00,620 I'm just kidding. 105 00:03:00,620 --> 00:03:02,620 I bet they don't even have a musical episode. 106 00:03:02,620 --> 00:03:04,620 They do. It's season 5. I bet they don't even have a movie. 107 00:03:04,620 --> 00:03:06,620 They don't. They do. 108 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:08,620 I bet they don't even have books. They do, they don't recognize. 109 00:03:08,620 --> 00:03:10,620 They do have books. I 110 00:03:10,620 --> 00:03:12,620 talk about this too much, don't I? 111 00:03:12,620 --> 00:03:14,620 You're making 112 00:03:14,620 --> 00:03:16,620 fun of me. I get it. 113 00:03:16,620 --> 00:03:18,620 But they do have a book called Monster Island 114 00:03:18,620 --> 00:03:20,620 which kind of continues 115 00:03:20,620 --> 00:03:22,620 the Doyle legacy 116 00:03:22,620 --> 00:03:24,620 that you lose 117 00:03:24,620 --> 00:03:26,620 out in Angel Season 2. Spoilers. 118 00:03:26,620 --> 00:03:28,620 I'd rather watch Carrie Diaries 119 00:03:28,620 --> 00:03:30,620 honestly. 120 00:03:30,620 --> 00:03:32,620 That was a 121 00:03:32,620 --> 00:03:34,620 waste of time. 122 00:03:34,620 --> 00:03:36,620 Alright, well this is Vampire Specials. 123 00:03:36,620 --> 00:03:38,620 We're allowed to pick whatever we want. 124 00:03:38,620 --> 00:03:40,620 I say that we should start with 125 00:03:40,620 --> 00:03:42,620 our boy Austin. 126 00:03:42,620 --> 00:03:44,620 Oh yeah. 127 00:03:44,620 --> 00:03:46,620 Okay, cool. 128 00:03:46,620 --> 00:03:48,620 So this movie that I 129 00:03:48,620 --> 00:03:50,620 chose might be 130 00:03:50,620 --> 00:03:52,620 in the rings for another workplace comedy. 131 00:03:52,620 --> 00:03:54,620 Okay, you did text me that earlier. 132 00:03:54,620 --> 00:03:56,620 Because I've been, yeah, right after 133 00:03:56,620 --> 00:03:58,620 I finished the movie I'm like, oh shit, this is 134 00:03:58,620 --> 00:04:00,620 right in Andy's wheelhouse. 135 00:04:00,620 --> 00:04:02,620 It's going to be right next to Battlefield Earth. 136 00:04:02,620 --> 00:04:04,620 Which is great because it's like 137 00:04:04,620 --> 00:04:06,620 absurd just like it. 138 00:04:06,620 --> 00:04:08,620 I chose Interview with a Vampire. 139 00:04:08,620 --> 00:04:10,620 Okay, alright. 140 00:04:10,620 --> 00:04:12,620 Starring Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, 141 00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:14,620 and a young Kirsten Dunst. 142 00:04:14,620 --> 00:04:16,620 You say this is a workplace comedy. 143 00:04:16,620 --> 00:04:18,620 Oh, that's rough. 144 00:04:18,620 --> 00:04:20,620 Alright. You go back and watch it 145 00:04:20,620 --> 00:04:22,620 and you're going to start laughing 146 00:04:22,620 --> 00:04:24,620 at just the weirdest parts. 147 00:04:24,620 --> 00:04:26,620 Like the way it just starts out. 148 00:04:26,620 --> 00:04:28,620 Brad Pitt, normal guy, plantation 149 00:04:28,620 --> 00:04:30,620 owner, wife dies, 150 00:04:30,620 --> 00:04:32,620 doesn't want to live anymore, meets Tom Cruise 151 00:04:32,620 --> 00:04:34,620 as a vampire. Tom Cruise 152 00:04:34,620 --> 00:04:36,620 bites him on the neck on a boat. 153 00:04:36,620 --> 00:04:38,620 And they start floating up into the 154 00:04:38,620 --> 00:04:40,620 air. It's really homoerotic. 155 00:04:40,620 --> 00:04:42,620 Pretty much for the rest of the movie. 156 00:04:42,620 --> 00:04:44,620 Turns Brad Pitt into a vampire. 157 00:04:44,620 --> 00:04:46,620 Takes him over to his house. 158 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,620 And Tom Cruise 159 00:04:48,620 --> 00:04:50,620 just sees a rat on the ground. 160 00:04:50,620 --> 00:04:52,620 And just grabs it. 161 00:04:52,620 --> 00:04:54,620 And just crushes it over a glass of wine. 162 00:04:54,620 --> 00:04:56,620 And takes it like rat blood vine. 163 00:04:56,620 --> 00:04:58,620 I remember that's cool. 164 00:04:58,620 --> 00:05:00,620 There's a 165 00:05:00,620 --> 00:05:02,620 he's trying to teach 166 00:05:02,620 --> 00:05:04,620 Tom Cruise vampires trying to teach Brad Pitt 167 00:05:04,620 --> 00:05:06,620 vampire how to vampire. 168 00:05:06,620 --> 00:05:08,620 Brad Pitt 169 00:05:08,620 --> 00:05:10,620 bites this lady wrong. 170 00:05:10,620 --> 00:05:12,620 And Tom Cruise just runs up and snaps this old lady's neck. 171 00:05:12,620 --> 00:05:14,620 Just instantly because she's screaming. 172 00:05:14,620 --> 00:05:16,620 He's like you gotta be better than that. 173 00:05:16,620 --> 00:05:18,620 And Brad Pitt 174 00:05:18,620 --> 00:05:20,620 has this insatiable lust for blood now. 175 00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:22,620 Because he's a vampire. New. 176 00:05:22,620 --> 00:05:24,620 So he starts eating chickens and birds and shit. 177 00:05:26,620 --> 00:05:28,620 There's a part 178 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:30,620 where he's just like sick of being a vampire. 179 00:05:30,620 --> 00:05:32,620 And there's nothing he can do. 180 00:05:32,620 --> 00:05:34,620 He's all pissed off. 181 00:05:34,620 --> 00:05:36,620 He starts burning down his own house. 182 00:05:36,620 --> 00:05:38,620 And he frees all his slaves first. 183 00:05:38,620 --> 00:05:40,620 He's burning down his house. 184 00:05:40,620 --> 00:05:42,620 Him and Tom Cruise get into like a vampire fight. 185 00:05:42,620 --> 00:05:44,620 And then the camera just zooms in. 186 00:05:44,620 --> 00:05:46,620 They knock over this table of food. 187 00:05:46,620 --> 00:05:48,620 And the camera just zooms in. 188 00:05:48,620 --> 00:05:50,620 On this plate of crawfish that got spilled. 189 00:05:50,620 --> 00:05:52,620 For no fucking reason. 190 00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:54,620 It's just yeah. 191 00:05:54,620 --> 00:05:56,620 Alright cool. 192 00:05:56,620 --> 00:05:58,620 That's the end of the climactic fight between them? 193 00:05:58,620 --> 00:06:00,620 Pretty much. 194 00:06:00,620 --> 00:06:02,620 Brad Pitt runs off. 195 00:06:02,620 --> 00:06:04,620 He goes to this house for whatever reason. 196 00:06:04,620 --> 00:06:06,620 There's this little girl in there. 197 00:06:06,620 --> 00:06:08,620 Her mom's just sitting in a chair dead. 198 00:06:08,620 --> 00:06:10,620 Like she's been rotting for a while. 199 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:12,620 This little girl's cursing dunce. 200 00:06:12,620 --> 00:06:14,620 She gives the man a hug. She's like 201 00:06:14,620 --> 00:06:16,620 Our father left and hasn't come back. 202 00:06:16,620 --> 00:06:18,620 And Brad Pitt's just like 203 00:06:18,620 --> 00:06:20,620 And just bites her fucking neck. 204 00:06:20,620 --> 00:06:22,620 I remember that. 205 00:06:22,620 --> 00:06:24,620 And then she becomes a vampire on the bed. 206 00:06:24,620 --> 00:06:26,620 She becomes their new 207 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:28,620 part of their 208 00:06:28,620 --> 00:06:30,620 Oh Tom Cruise shows up in that house. 209 00:06:30,620 --> 00:06:32,620 And starts dancing with her dead mom's body. 210 00:06:32,620 --> 00:06:34,620 And I include that. 211 00:06:34,620 --> 00:06:36,620 This zombified woman. 212 00:06:36,620 --> 00:06:38,620 The next 15 minutes 213 00:06:38,620 --> 00:06:40,620 is what I can only describe as 214 00:06:40,620 --> 00:06:42,620 Kid vampire shenanigans. 215 00:06:42,620 --> 00:06:44,620 She goes and 216 00:06:44,620 --> 00:06:46,620 sits like she's like 30 years old. 217 00:06:46,620 --> 00:06:48,620 But she's like in a child's body. 218 00:06:48,620 --> 00:06:50,620 And she goes and sits on a bench. 219 00:06:50,620 --> 00:06:52,620 A lady comes up and she's like are you lost? 220 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:54,620 And she's like yeah I missed my mom. 221 00:06:54,620 --> 00:06:56,620 And then the lady hugs her and she bites her like yeah. 222 00:06:56,620 --> 00:06:58,620 Little bitch gotcha bitch. 223 00:06:58,620 --> 00:07:00,620 They try to give her piano lessons. 224 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:02,620 And the piano guy's like you're doing it wrong. 225 00:07:02,620 --> 00:07:04,620 It cuts away for a minute. 226 00:07:04,620 --> 00:07:06,620 And then she's like playing piano. 227 00:07:06,620 --> 00:07:08,620 And the piano guy 228 00:07:08,620 --> 00:07:10,620 starts like falling over. 229 00:07:10,620 --> 00:07:12,620 And as soon as she finishes the song his head hits the notes 230 00:07:12,620 --> 00:07:14,620 that finish the fucking song. 231 00:07:14,620 --> 00:07:16,620 And she keeps killing people like stupidly. 232 00:07:16,620 --> 00:07:18,620 There's uh she 233 00:07:18,620 --> 00:07:20,620 Oh uh 50 minutes and 234 00:07:20,620 --> 00:07:22,620 30 seconds tits. 235 00:07:22,620 --> 00:07:24,620 Okay Mike. Yeah Mike. 236 00:07:24,620 --> 00:07:26,620 30 minutes and 50 seconds tits. 237 00:07:26,620 --> 00:07:28,620 Michael Larsen 238 00:07:28,620 --> 00:07:30,620 There's titties for you. 239 00:07:30,620 --> 00:07:32,620 She kills some lady keeps her in her bed. 240 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:34,620 Where she is just continuously 241 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:36,620 rotting. They're like what the fuck is that smell? 242 00:07:36,620 --> 00:07:38,620 You've been keeping this titty lady 243 00:07:38,620 --> 00:07:40,620 in your fucking bed? 244 00:07:40,620 --> 00:07:42,620 Uh so 245 00:07:42,620 --> 00:07:44,620 they decide uh let's see where 246 00:07:44,620 --> 00:07:46,620 am I? Uh 247 00:07:46,620 --> 00:07:48,620 Yeah so they decide she hates 248 00:07:48,620 --> 00:07:50,620 she decides Kirsten does decide she hates Tom Cruise. 249 00:07:50,620 --> 00:07:52,620 And she brings these 250 00:07:52,620 --> 00:07:54,620 uh two boys passed out on the 251 00:07:54,620 --> 00:07:56,620 on the couch. 252 00:07:56,620 --> 00:07:58,620 And she's like look I know we've been like 253 00:07:58,620 --> 00:08:00,620 rough you know. 254 00:08:00,620 --> 00:08:02,620 So Tom Cruise I got you this gift. And he's like 255 00:08:02,620 --> 00:08:04,620 really? Two young boys? 256 00:08:04,620 --> 00:08:06,620 For me to suck the blood? 257 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:08,620 And she's like yeah go ahead. 258 00:08:08,620 --> 00:08:10,620 She's like I gave them absinthe so 259 00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:12,620 you know it's almost like 260 00:08:12,620 --> 00:08:14,620 you know they're still alive. And he goes 261 00:08:14,620 --> 00:08:16,620 and bites them he's like so we're cool now? 262 00:08:16,620 --> 00:08:18,620 And she's like yeah he bites them. 263 00:08:18,620 --> 00:08:20,620 They were already dead. Vampires 264 00:08:20,620 --> 00:08:22,620 can't suck dead blood. 265 00:08:22,620 --> 00:08:24,620 And so he's dying. 266 00:08:24,620 --> 00:08:26,620 And uh her and Tom 267 00:08:26,620 --> 00:08:28,620 and Brad Pitt decide like we're gonna 268 00:08:28,620 --> 00:08:30,620 fucking take off. 269 00:08:30,620 --> 00:08:32,620 Um yeah 270 00:08:32,620 --> 00:08:34,620 Zombie yeah Zombie Cruise. 271 00:08:34,620 --> 00:08:36,620 Oh yeah yeah he becomes Zombie 272 00:08:36,620 --> 00:08:38,620 Cruise he's like oh 273 00:08:38,620 --> 00:08:40,620 he like 274 00:08:40,620 --> 00:08:42,620 It's so funny 275 00:08:42,620 --> 00:08:44,620 because it's Tom Cruise. 276 00:08:44,620 --> 00:08:46,620 I think yeah that 277 00:08:46,620 --> 00:08:48,620 um the whole time you missed out 278 00:08:48,620 --> 00:08:50,620 that he's talking to 279 00:08:50,620 --> 00:08:52,620 in modern day 280 00:08:52,620 --> 00:08:54,620 it just opens up with Brad Pitt talking to Christian Slater 281 00:08:54,620 --> 00:08:56,620 um 282 00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:58,620 as a interview like he's being interviewed. 283 00:08:58,620 --> 00:09:00,620 Yeah that's how it starts out. And it cuts to them 284 00:09:00,620 --> 00:09:02,620 I love that format where 285 00:09:02,620 --> 00:09:04,620 it's the whole movie is like 286 00:09:04,620 --> 00:09:06,620 either being narrated or not and they're just 287 00:09:06,620 --> 00:09:08,620 telling a story and every now and then it cuts back 288 00:09:08,620 --> 00:09:10,620 it's like wait a minute why'd you do this? 289 00:09:10,620 --> 00:09:12,620 Why didn't you do that? Yeah and you know what's crazy 290 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:14,620 is Christian Slater's character was going 291 00:09:14,620 --> 00:09:16,620 to be played by Joaquin 292 00:09:16,620 --> 00:09:18,620 Joaquin Phoenix's brother River Phoenix. 293 00:09:18,620 --> 00:09:20,620 But River Phoenix 294 00:09:20,620 --> 00:09:22,620 passed away before it happened. 295 00:09:22,620 --> 00:09:24,620 Okay so I wrote 296 00:09:24,620 --> 00:09:26,620 so he tries to get on the boat they knock him off the boat 297 00:09:26,620 --> 00:09:28,620 and they sail away and I wrote 298 00:09:28,620 --> 00:09:30,620 Tom Cruise 299 00:09:30,620 --> 00:09:32,620 and they go somewhere in Europe 300 00:09:32,620 --> 00:09:34,620 they're trying to figure out the origins of like 301 00:09:34,620 --> 00:09:36,620 so they can find other vampires it's just Brad Pitt 302 00:09:36,620 --> 00:09:38,620 and Kirsten Dunst at this point. 303 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:40,620 Then Tom Cruise shows up again 304 00:09:40,620 --> 00:09:42,620 but he's all Zombie Vampire 305 00:09:42,620 --> 00:09:44,620 Tom Cruise look! He's playing the piano 306 00:09:44,620 --> 00:09:46,620 in their house and they have to 307 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:48,620 get away from him. They set Tom Cruise 308 00:09:48,620 --> 00:09:50,620 on fire. 309 00:09:50,620 --> 00:09:52,620 He's all weak now though 310 00:09:52,620 --> 00:09:54,620 so he's all just like RAAAGH! 311 00:09:54,620 --> 00:09:56,620 Eventually they escape the house 312 00:09:56,620 --> 00:09:58,620 somehow this on fire 313 00:09:58,620 --> 00:10:00,620 Zombie Tom Cruise vampire 314 00:10:00,620 --> 00:10:02,620 burns down the entire fucking city 315 00:10:02,620 --> 00:10:04,620 they were just in and they sail away. 316 00:10:04,620 --> 00:10:06,620 They go to 317 00:10:06,620 --> 00:10:08,620 another place where they think vampires are 318 00:10:08,620 --> 00:10:10,620 Brad Pitt just goes 319 00:10:10,620 --> 00:10:12,620 like a grinder meet up into a dark hallway 320 00:10:12,620 --> 00:10:14,620 and meets another guy walking just like 321 00:10:14,620 --> 00:10:16,620 him and they realize they're vampires 322 00:10:16,620 --> 00:10:18,620 and who does Brad Pitt meet? 323 00:10:18,620 --> 00:10:20,620 Is Vampire Antonio Manderes 324 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,620 and 325 00:10:22,620 --> 00:10:24,620 he takes them to the secret 326 00:10:24,620 --> 00:10:26,620 society of vampires where they do 327 00:10:26,620 --> 00:10:28,620 little improv shows like 328 00:10:28,620 --> 00:10:30,620 theater where they 329 00:10:30,620 --> 00:10:32,620 it's all vampires 330 00:10:32,620 --> 00:10:34,620 doing 331 00:10:34,620 --> 00:10:36,620 like a vampire play and there's one 332 00:10:36,620 --> 00:10:38,620 lady that they strip naked. More tits 333 00:10:38,620 --> 00:10:40,620 Mike. One hour sixteen seconds 334 00:10:40,620 --> 00:10:42,620 nice tits 335 00:10:42,620 --> 00:10:44,620 but I guess she doesn't 336 00:10:44,620 --> 00:10:46,620 know she's in a play. She doesn't know what the fuck's 337 00:10:46,620 --> 00:10:48,620 going on but everyone thinks 338 00:10:48,620 --> 00:10:50,620 she's acting so they're like 339 00:10:50,620 --> 00:10:52,620 vampires pretending to be humans 340 00:10:52,620 --> 00:10:54,620 pretending to be vampires 341 00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:56,620 which is very clever. 342 00:10:56,620 --> 00:10:58,620 So yeah there's that 343 00:10:58,620 --> 00:11:00,620 he's hanging out there for a while. More vampire 344 00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:02,620 improv I wrote. 345 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,620 Later on 346 00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:06,620 The points don't matter but you will get your blood sucked out of your neck. 347 00:11:06,620 --> 00:11:08,620 Later they 348 00:11:08,620 --> 00:11:10,620 have like their own vampire society down there 349 00:11:10,620 --> 00:11:12,620 so there's vampire law 350 00:11:12,620 --> 00:11:14,620 and Claudia Kirsten Dunst character 351 00:11:14,620 --> 00:11:16,620 she broke vampire law 352 00:11:16,620 --> 00:11:18,620 so she has to go to vampire court 353 00:11:18,620 --> 00:11:20,620 where they're like you are sentenced to vampire 354 00:11:20,620 --> 00:11:22,620 death where they stick her 355 00:11:22,620 --> 00:11:24,620 in a well with this other chick. What was the rule she broke? 356 00:11:24,620 --> 00:11:26,620 Trying to kill her master 357 00:11:26,620 --> 00:11:28,620 and I think 358 00:11:28,620 --> 00:11:30,620 trying to kill Tom Cruise 359 00:11:30,620 --> 00:11:32,620 Brad Pitt and her are tight. They're cool. 360 00:11:32,620 --> 00:11:34,620 Because he turned her so she even when she gets 361 00:11:34,620 --> 00:11:36,620 pissed at him she can't stay pissed at him 362 00:11:36,620 --> 00:11:38,620 because he's the one he's like the master 363 00:11:38,620 --> 00:11:40,620 head vampire I guess. I don't know. 364 00:11:40,620 --> 00:11:42,620 So yeah 365 00:11:42,620 --> 00:11:44,620 they kill Kirsten Dunst by sticking her 366 00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:46,620 in a well and when the sun 367 00:11:46,620 --> 00:11:48,620 comes over the well and bakes her to death. 368 00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:50,620 Fuck I forgot that. They do. They kill her. 369 00:11:50,620 --> 00:11:52,620 And vampire 370 00:11:52,620 --> 00:11:54,620 Antonio Banderas is like sorry 371 00:11:54,620 --> 00:11:56,620 vampire Brad Pitt. 372 00:11:56,620 --> 00:11:58,620 There was nothing I could do. 373 00:11:58,620 --> 00:12:00,620 They were going to stick Brad Pitt in a coffin 374 00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:02,620 for like god knows how long. 375 00:12:02,620 --> 00:12:04,620 Antonio Banderas breaks him out. 376 00:12:04,620 --> 00:12:06,620 Everyone in the vampire society 377 00:12:06,620 --> 00:12:08,620 is asleep. They all sleep in coffins. 378 00:12:08,620 --> 00:12:10,620 And so 379 00:12:10,620 --> 00:12:12,620 vampire Brad Pitt finds out they killed her. 380 00:12:12,620 --> 00:12:14,620 He goes through the entire 381 00:12:14,620 --> 00:12:16,620 place and is just spilling gasoline 382 00:12:16,620 --> 00:12:18,620 or wine or rum. Whatever 383 00:12:18,620 --> 00:12:20,620 he can to burn the entire 384 00:12:20,620 --> 00:12:22,620 place down. And he 385 00:12:22,620 --> 00:12:24,620 lights everything. He grabs a fucking scythe. 386 00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:26,620 And he goes stands by the 387 00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:28,620 coffins waiting for all the burning 388 00:12:28,620 --> 00:12:30,620 vampires to come out. And just starts 389 00:12:30,620 --> 00:12:32,620 slicing their fucking heads off like brutal. 390 00:12:32,620 --> 00:12:34,620 Brutally there's one guy 391 00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:36,620 that actually fully gets out of his coffin 392 00:12:36,620 --> 00:12:38,620 and runs up to him. And he slices them in half 393 00:12:38,620 --> 00:12:40,620 diagonally. Guts everything. 394 00:12:40,620 --> 00:12:42,620 Burns the whole place down. Blows it up. 395 00:12:42,620 --> 00:12:44,620 Vampire Antonio 396 00:12:44,620 --> 00:12:46,620 Antonio Banderas. It helps them escape. 397 00:12:46,620 --> 00:12:48,620 And 398 00:12:48,620 --> 00:12:50,620 it's a 399 00:12:50,620 --> 00:12:52,620 they go somewhere. They're having 400 00:12:52,620 --> 00:12:54,620 like a walk and talk. Just Brad Pitt and 401 00:12:54,620 --> 00:12:56,620 Antonio. And they have like a really 402 00:12:56,620 --> 00:12:58,620 deep face to face about everything that 403 00:12:58,620 --> 00:13:00,620 just happens. And it's really 404 00:13:00,620 --> 00:13:02,620 homoerotic. Like 405 00:13:02,620 --> 00:13:04,620 they're inches away 406 00:13:04,620 --> 00:13:06,620 from kissing. A lot of 407 00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:08,620 homoerotic in 408 00:13:08,620 --> 00:13:10,620 this fucking movie. So then he 409 00:13:10,620 --> 00:13:12,620 just he becomes a normal guy. He goes 410 00:13:12,620 --> 00:13:14,620 to America. He goes to see his movies. 411 00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:16,620 He's just hanging out. And then 412 00:13:16,620 --> 00:13:18,620 he goes into the cemetery. 413 00:13:18,620 --> 00:13:20,620 I think it's back he's back in America 414 00:13:20,620 --> 00:13:22,620 where it all started. But now 415 00:13:22,620 --> 00:13:24,620 it's all different. It's modern. More 416 00:13:24,620 --> 00:13:26,620 modern day. 90's. And 417 00:13:26,620 --> 00:13:28,620 he goes into the old house. 418 00:13:28,620 --> 00:13:30,620 And vampire Tom Cruise 419 00:13:30,620 --> 00:13:32,620 is there. Yeah. But he's all like 420 00:13:32,620 --> 00:13:34,620 like just 421 00:13:34,620 --> 00:13:36,620 all scared and weak. And he walks 422 00:13:36,620 --> 00:13:38,620 up to him. And a fucking helicopter 423 00:13:38,620 --> 00:13:40,620 for no fucking reason 424 00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,620 flies out right outside the window 425 00:13:42,620 --> 00:13:44,620 with a spotlight shining on both of 426 00:13:44,620 --> 00:13:46,620 them in the building. Tom Cruise doesn't 427 00:13:46,620 --> 00:13:48,620 know what the fuck is going on. He's all scared of the 428 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,620 light. He's like it's artificial light. It can't hurt 429 00:13:50,620 --> 00:13:52,620 you. And he's just like 430 00:13:52,620 --> 00:13:54,620 I don't know why. Yeah they just exchanged 431 00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:56,620 some work. Okay. Tom Cruise is afraid of 432 00:13:56,620 --> 00:13:58,620 the modern technology. He's been in that house 433 00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:00,620 ever since. I don't know how 434 00:14:00,620 --> 00:14:02,620 he stopped being on fire in Europe. And 435 00:14:02,620 --> 00:14:04,620 then. Well 436 00:14:04,620 --> 00:14:06,620 I might have an explanation. 437 00:14:06,620 --> 00:14:08,620 Tom Cruise 438 00:14:08,620 --> 00:14:10,620 is the vampire Lestat. 439 00:14:10,620 --> 00:14:12,620 That's his name. Yeah. And 440 00:14:12,620 --> 00:14:14,620 the whole thing is based on a book by Anne Rice. 441 00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:16,620 A whole book series. The vampire 442 00:14:16,620 --> 00:14:18,620 Lestat right is the first 443 00:14:18,620 --> 00:14:20,620 the first in the vampire 444 00:14:20,620 --> 00:14:22,620 chronicles by Anne Rice. 445 00:14:22,620 --> 00:14:24,620 Who when I was a kid I used 446 00:14:24,620 --> 00:14:26,620 to tell people before I knew who Jerry 447 00:14:26,620 --> 00:14:28,620 Rice was when I just had heard the name 448 00:14:28,620 --> 00:14:30,620 I said Jerry Rice is my uncle. And then I saw a picture 449 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,620 of Jerry Rice and I was like no I can't say 450 00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:34,620 that anymore. No one's going to buy that. 451 00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:36,620 So I said Anne Rice is my 452 00:14:36,620 --> 00:14:38,620 aunt. And people 453 00:14:38,620 --> 00:14:40,620 bought that a lot more. I was like oh yeah Anne Rice 454 00:14:40,620 --> 00:14:42,620 is my aunt. She's not. I've never met 455 00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:44,620 her. But I did try reading the vampire 456 00:14:44,620 --> 00:14:46,620 Lestat. 457 00:14:46,620 --> 00:14:48,620 I think I read the first one. I didn't get past 458 00:14:48,620 --> 00:14:50,620 it. Because I 459 00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:52,620 it's just they're a little slow. It's like Twilight. You 460 00:14:52,620 --> 00:14:54,620 didn't discover two times speed yet? No. 461 00:14:54,620 --> 00:14:56,620 No. Two times speed technology wasn't invented yet. 462 00:14:56,620 --> 00:14:58,620 With two times speed I could probably get through them. 463 00:14:58,620 --> 00:15:00,620 But it's funny that you mentioned homoeroticism. 464 00:15:00,620 --> 00:15:02,620 I mean yeah in the books full blown. 465 00:15:02,620 --> 00:15:04,620 Guy on guy sex constantly. 466 00:15:04,620 --> 00:15:06,620 Oh really? Yeah it's 467 00:15:06,620 --> 00:15:08,620 glad I watched the movie. 468 00:15:08,620 --> 00:15:10,620 I mean if I'm not mistaken 469 00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:12,620 but I'm pretty sure the way he gets turned into 470 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,620 a vampire is a lot more 471 00:15:14,620 --> 00:15:16,620 dude on dude making out 472 00:15:16,620 --> 00:15:18,620 and hooking up and maybe 473 00:15:18,620 --> 00:15:20,620 jerking each other off to become 474 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,620 vampires. It's gay as hell. It's gay as hell. 475 00:15:22,620 --> 00:15:24,620 Which is great. I just think it's funny 476 00:15:24,620 --> 00:15:26,620 that he goes through the cemetery. Goes to the old 477 00:15:26,620 --> 00:15:28,620 house. Tom Cruise just sitting there 478 00:15:28,620 --> 00:15:30,620 all week and shit. And then for 479 00:15:30,620 --> 00:15:32,620 no fucking reason a helicopter, a police 480 00:15:32,620 --> 00:15:34,620 helicopter decides to go 481 00:15:34,620 --> 00:15:36,620 let's go shine a light into this building for a few seconds 482 00:15:36,620 --> 00:15:38,620 oh there's two guys in there. One of them 483 00:15:38,620 --> 00:15:40,620 looks weird. Let's go. And then they just leave. 484 00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:42,620 And it never comes back. 485 00:15:42,620 --> 00:15:44,620 Nothing about it ever again. This was the 90's. 486 00:15:44,620 --> 00:15:46,620 They might have thought gay stuff was happening. 487 00:15:46,620 --> 00:15:48,620 That was maybe still legal back then. 488 00:15:48,620 --> 00:15:50,620 Oh it's just. We go to check if there's gay guys. 489 00:15:50,620 --> 00:15:52,620 No just vampires. Just vampires. 490 00:15:52,620 --> 00:15:54,620 I will say this. 491 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,620 The sequel to this movie 492 00:15:56,620 --> 00:15:58,620 is one of my favorite vampire 493 00:15:58,620 --> 00:16:00,620 movies. Queen of the Dam. 494 00:16:00,620 --> 00:16:02,620 Where 495 00:16:02,620 --> 00:16:04,620 Lestat having 496 00:16:04,620 --> 00:16:06,620 let's say retconned 497 00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:08,620 not got burned or 498 00:16:08,620 --> 00:16:10,620 he completely healed from those 499 00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:12,620 injuries. But Lestat 500 00:16:12,620 --> 00:16:14,620 goes into his coffin 501 00:16:14,620 --> 00:16:16,620 and then awakes in like 2010. 502 00:16:16,620 --> 00:16:18,620 Or 2008 503 00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:20,620 or whatever right. He 504 00:16:20,620 --> 00:16:22,620 is awoken by 505 00:16:22,620 --> 00:16:24,620 rock music that's playing from like 506 00:16:24,620 --> 00:16:26,620 this band that's practicing in this 507 00:16:26,620 --> 00:16:28,620 house. An abandoned house nearby the graveyard. 508 00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:30,620 He comes out of the grave 509 00:16:30,620 --> 00:16:32,620 and it's so. I mean that's one of those badass 510 00:16:32,620 --> 00:16:34,620 things is they're playing the whole 511 00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:36,620 soundtrack is done by Jonathan Davis. 512 00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:38,620 So the 513 00:16:38,620 --> 00:16:40,620 voice of Lestat is sung by 514 00:16:40,620 --> 00:16:42,620 Jonathan Davis the whole time. So when 515 00:16:42,620 --> 00:16:44,620 he comes in you hear 516 00:16:44,620 --> 00:16:46,620 the band like playing and they're doing like 517 00:16:46,620 --> 00:16:48,620 some dark shit and then you hear him like 518 00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:50,620 start to sing and they hear it. 519 00:16:50,620 --> 00:16:52,620 And they're like holy shit. And then he starts like 520 00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:54,620 walking up the wall or doing some like vampire 521 00:16:54,620 --> 00:16:56,620 shit. And he's like I'm a vampire. 522 00:16:56,620 --> 00:16:58,620 Like I'm gonna make you guys famous. 523 00:16:58,620 --> 00:17:00,620 This is what is this rock music. This is fucking 524 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,620 cool. I haven't heard this before. I like it. 525 00:17:02,620 --> 00:17:04,620 And it's so loud. Like it's cool. 526 00:17:04,620 --> 00:17:06,620 And he makes a rock band with them 527 00:17:06,620 --> 00:17:08,620 and starts telling people that he's a vampire. 528 00:17:08,620 --> 00:17:10,620 And he's like and everyone else is like 529 00:17:10,620 --> 00:17:12,620 they're like aren't you afraid. The interviewer is like 530 00:17:12,620 --> 00:17:14,620 aren't you afraid that other vampires are gonna get 531 00:17:14,620 --> 00:17:16,620 pissed off that you're saying this. He's like 532 00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:18,620 yeah I expect them to. 533 00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:20,620 And I'll see them at the concert 534 00:17:20,620 --> 00:17:22,620 Death Valley. You know like whatever. And it's 535 00:17:22,620 --> 00:17:24,620 dude queen of the dam. 536 00:17:24,620 --> 00:17:26,620 And then the whole time there's an ancient vampire 537 00:17:26,620 --> 00:17:28,620 chick played by the unfortunately 538 00:17:28,620 --> 00:17:30,620 deceased. She passed 539 00:17:30,620 --> 00:17:32,620 away. Aliyah. 540 00:17:32,620 --> 00:17:34,620 She was a singer. She is 541 00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:36,620 so hot in that movie. And she's like 542 00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:38,620 this vampire goddess who's ancient. They 543 00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:40,620 awake her. And she's fucking 544 00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:42,620 like 545 00:17:42,620 --> 00:17:44,620 intimidated. Does she sing too? 546 00:17:44,620 --> 00:17:46,620 Is this movie a musical? 547 00:17:46,620 --> 00:17:48,620 No she doesn't sing. It's not really a musical. 548 00:17:48,620 --> 00:17:50,620 Picture more like there's that. No. 549 00:17:50,620 --> 00:17:52,620 And it's not a musical because it's not like 550 00:17:52,620 --> 00:17:54,620 the songs aren't 551 00:17:54,620 --> 00:17:56,620 if a song is playing it's playing. 552 00:17:56,620 --> 00:17:58,620 It's not part of a narrative. 553 00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:00,620 And I think that makes a difference between 554 00:18:00,620 --> 00:18:02,620 a musical and just having music playing. 555 00:18:02,620 --> 00:18:04,620 But sometimes they blur the lines in movies 556 00:18:04,620 --> 00:18:06,620 which I'm not comfortable with. Where it's like 557 00:18:06,620 --> 00:18:08,620 the music is playing perfectly 558 00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:10,620 for us the audience as if 559 00:18:10,620 --> 00:18:12,620 it was put in as a 560 00:18:12,620 --> 00:18:14,620 post edit music choice. 561 00:18:14,620 --> 00:18:16,620 And then it cuts to the radio and 562 00:18:16,620 --> 00:18:18,620 it's a tinier version 563 00:18:18,620 --> 00:18:20,620 because it's the inside the car radio 564 00:18:20,620 --> 00:18:22,620 that the character is 565 00:18:22,620 --> 00:18:24,620 listening to and then they turn it off and 566 00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:26,620 everyone loses the music. You know what I'm talking about. 567 00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:28,620 Like that classic transitional scene. 568 00:18:28,620 --> 00:18:30,620 They do that with so many things 569 00:18:30,620 --> 00:18:32,620 but I don't like 570 00:18:32,620 --> 00:18:34,620 that. I don't like the jarring 571 00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:36,620 either 572 00:18:36,620 --> 00:18:38,620 keep it tinny, keep it 573 00:18:38,620 --> 00:18:40,620 the radio quality the whole time, or 574 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,620 have the balls to pull out and she 575 00:18:42,620 --> 00:18:44,620 just turns off the full volume 576 00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:46,620 good sounding soundtrack 577 00:18:46,620 --> 00:18:48,620 whatever. But I don't. Fuck it. 578 00:18:48,620 --> 00:18:50,620 People gotta do what they gotta do. Continue. 579 00:18:50,620 --> 00:18:52,620 It cuts back to Christian Slater being like 580 00:18:52,620 --> 00:18:54,620 oh this story fucking rules. 581 00:18:54,620 --> 00:18:56,620 And Brad Pitt's like oh fuck 582 00:18:56,620 --> 00:18:58,620 like I feel 583 00:18:58,620 --> 00:19:00,620 empty. Like you realize this is all terrible. 584 00:19:00,620 --> 00:19:02,620 He's like no this is awesome. He chokes Christian 585 00:19:02,620 --> 00:19:04,620 Slater to the ceiling, drops him 586 00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:06,620 and then Christian Slater runs out 587 00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:08,620 gets in his car. Why does he choke 588 00:19:08,620 --> 00:19:10,620 him? Is he mad at him? He's mad at him for thinking the 589 00:19:10,620 --> 00:19:12,620 story is awesome. 590 00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:14,620 Okay. Cause Brad Pitt's like 591 00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:16,620 I want people, I don't know what he was 592 00:19:16,620 --> 00:19:18,620 planning. He's like I want people to not be vampires 593 00:19:18,620 --> 00:19:20,620 and everyone listening is like okay 594 00:19:20,620 --> 00:19:22,620 I guess I won't be a vampire. As if 595 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:24,620 there was a vampire 596 00:19:24,620 --> 00:19:26,620 he got transitions 597 00:19:26,620 --> 00:19:28,620 wrong. He predicted transitions wrong. 598 00:19:28,620 --> 00:19:30,620 People were gonna transition into vampires. 599 00:19:30,620 --> 00:19:32,620 It was gonna be other things. 600 00:19:32,620 --> 00:19:34,620 But uh bad joke. 601 00:19:34,620 --> 00:19:36,620 Christian Slater's driving 602 00:19:36,620 --> 00:19:38,620 Golden Gate Bridge. 603 00:19:38,620 --> 00:19:40,620 Tom Cruise just pops out of his back seat 604 00:19:40,620 --> 00:19:42,620 and bites him. And he's zombie 605 00:19:42,620 --> 00:19:44,620 cruise still isn't he? He's zombie cruise. 606 00:19:44,620 --> 00:19:46,620 But he becomes no longer zombie cruise. 607 00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:48,620 Apparently he could have done that 608 00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:50,620 the entire 200 fucking years he 609 00:19:50,620 --> 00:19:52,620 was a zombie. Cause he just had to suck 610 00:19:52,620 --> 00:19:54,620 someone's blood. Yeah. It looks like. 611 00:19:54,620 --> 00:19:56,620 Or maybe that was the last one to complete his 612 00:19:56,620 --> 00:19:58,620 rejuvenation. Maybe. 613 00:19:58,620 --> 00:20:00,620 But then he starts driving the car and he's listening 614 00:20:00,620 --> 00:20:02,620 to the whole tape from the interview and he's just like 615 00:20:02,620 --> 00:20:04,620 oh you dumb bitch. And then he 616 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,620 drives away and it's like flying away. 617 00:20:06,620 --> 00:20:08,620 And that was the end of the movie. 618 00:20:08,620 --> 00:20:10,620 And I thought this is another 619 00:20:10,620 --> 00:20:12,620 at least the first half was like 620 00:20:12,620 --> 00:20:14,620 solidly hilarious all the way through. 621 00:20:14,620 --> 00:20:16,620 For all the wrong reasons. 622 00:20:16,620 --> 00:20:18,620 But uh okay. 623 00:20:18,620 --> 00:20:20,620 So what do you, I mean what's your take on it then? 624 00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:22,620 Uh B plus. 625 00:20:22,620 --> 00:20:24,620 B fucking plus. 626 00:20:24,620 --> 00:20:26,620 Yeah it's so good. The movie's funny. 627 00:20:26,620 --> 00:20:28,620 First time watching it? 628 00:20:28,620 --> 00:20:30,620 Yeah I've seen bits and pieces of it cause my mom 629 00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:32,620 liked that movie. Sure. She covered up 630 00:20:32,620 --> 00:20:34,620 my eyes during the uh the vampire 631 00:20:34,620 --> 00:20:36,620 improv scene. And I was like 632 00:20:36,620 --> 00:20:38,620 why? And I was like that was it tits? 633 00:20:38,620 --> 00:20:40,620 That's it? Alright. Little bit of bush. 634 00:20:40,620 --> 00:20:42,620 It's okay with you watching him destroy with Scythe 635 00:20:42,620 --> 00:20:44,620 cutting vampires in half. 636 00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:46,620 But yeah. 637 00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:48,620 Not titties. But yeah. 638 00:20:48,620 --> 00:20:50,620 Okay B plus so uh 639 00:20:50,620 --> 00:20:52,620 out of um 640 00:20:52,620 --> 00:20:54,620 out of five cassettes 641 00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:56,620 that needed to be reloaded throughout the uh 642 00:20:56,620 --> 00:20:58,620 interview. Does he get 643 00:20:58,620 --> 00:21:00,620 five cassettes or do you have a better one? 644 00:21:00,620 --> 00:21:02,620 Four point five. Four point five cassettes 645 00:21:02,620 --> 00:21:04,620 that needed to be reloaded. Four point five 646 00:21:04,620 --> 00:21:06,620 and cigarettes that needed to be put out 647 00:21:06,620 --> 00:21:08,620 by Christian Slater. Four point five 648 00:21:08,620 --> 00:21:10,620 spilled crawfish dishes. 649 00:21:10,620 --> 00:21:12,620 There we go. Four point five 650 00:21:12,620 --> 00:21:14,620 zoomed in crawfish 651 00:21:14,620 --> 00:21:16,620 disaster. Crawfish crash zoom. 652 00:21:16,620 --> 00:21:18,620 Yeah. The crawfish 653 00:21:18,620 --> 00:21:20,620 crash zoom. Four point five. 654 00:21:20,620 --> 00:21:22,620 Four point five. Excellent. 655 00:21:22,620 --> 00:21:24,620 And that's a great movie. I highly recommend you go watch 656 00:21:24,620 --> 00:21:26,620 Queen of the Damned. Different directors, different actors. 657 00:21:26,620 --> 00:21:28,620 But it is a direct 658 00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:30,620 adaptation 659 00:21:30,620 --> 00:21:32,620 of another book. 660 00:21:32,620 --> 00:21:34,620 Well it's an adaptation 661 00:21:34,620 --> 00:21:36,620 of a few other books just like 662 00:21:36,620 --> 00:21:38,620 Interview was. His interview is a little bit 663 00:21:38,620 --> 00:21:40,620 like the vampire. I think they throw in the vampire 664 00:21:40,620 --> 00:21:42,620 Lestat and the book the interview with the vampire 665 00:21:42,620 --> 00:21:44,620 plus Queen of the Damned is a few other 666 00:21:44,620 --> 00:21:46,620 things thrown in. And there's a TV show 667 00:21:46,620 --> 00:21:48,620 Interview with the Vampire 668 00:21:48,620 --> 00:21:50,620 that just came out like a year or two ago 669 00:21:50,620 --> 00:21:52,620 where I think they don't hold back 670 00:21:52,620 --> 00:21:54,620 on the homoeroticism. I think that 671 00:21:54,620 --> 00:21:56,620 in that show it's full blown. 672 00:21:56,620 --> 00:21:58,620 I think he has a boy, like he has a guy 673 00:21:58,620 --> 00:22:00,620 that he himself with. Common theme 674 00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:02,620 amongst vampires. Stories. 675 00:22:02,620 --> 00:22:04,620 Sex and homoeroticism. 676 00:22:04,620 --> 00:22:06,620 I wonder if it's just if you're, yeah, if you're alive long 677 00:22:06,620 --> 00:22:08,620 enough. I guess yeah you get bored 678 00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:10,620 maybe. So yeah, see stop 679 00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:12,620 hitting on Twilight. Vampires were 680 00:22:12,620 --> 00:22:14,620 always gay. Yeah. Vampires 681 00:22:14,620 --> 00:22:16,620 yeah, if you're 682 00:22:16,620 --> 00:22:18,620 alive long enough, right? I mean that's 683 00:22:18,620 --> 00:22:20,620 probably not though. I think you're just 684 00:22:20,620 --> 00:22:22,620 bored in the way. It doesn't matter. We're not here to 685 00:22:22,620 --> 00:22:24,620 discuss gay vampires. 686 00:22:24,620 --> 00:22:26,620 So maybe we are. Mike, what did you pick to watch? 687 00:22:26,620 --> 00:22:30,620 Well, I picked 688 00:22:30,620 --> 00:22:32,620 what I thought was a vampire movie. 689 00:22:32,620 --> 00:22:36,620 And for the first half it's just not. 690 00:22:36,620 --> 00:22:40,620 It's a really good crime thriller. 691 00:22:40,620 --> 00:22:42,620 And then it goes 692 00:22:42,620 --> 00:22:44,620 insane when they get to the Titty Twister. 693 00:22:44,620 --> 00:22:46,620 Which is where the vampires all come in. 694 00:22:46,620 --> 00:22:48,620 I watched from 695 00:22:48,620 --> 00:22:50,620 Dusk till Dawn. That's right. I remember you 696 00:22:50,620 --> 00:22:52,620 telling me you were going to watch that. 697 00:22:52,620 --> 00:22:54,620 How close was I getting the joke right? 698 00:22:54,620 --> 00:22:56,620 Pretty close. 699 00:22:56,620 --> 00:22:58,620 But 700 00:22:58,620 --> 00:23:00,620 it's really the first half of it is straight 701 00:23:00,620 --> 00:23:02,620 crime thriller. They're just, they rob the bank. 702 00:23:02,620 --> 00:23:04,620 They kill a cop. They go to a 703 00:23:04,620 --> 00:23:06,620 thing. It's absolutely 704 00:23:06,620 --> 00:23:08,620 first half of this movie is straight crime thriller. 705 00:23:08,620 --> 00:23:10,620 I haven't seen it but I've heard it 706 00:23:10,620 --> 00:23:12,620 discussed so much that I kind of 707 00:23:12,620 --> 00:23:14,620 get it. Oh, it's, listen. 708 00:23:14,620 --> 00:23:16,620 It's what you get if you toss Reservoir Dogs, 709 00:23:16,620 --> 00:23:18,620 The Evil Dead, and a bottle of Mezcal 710 00:23:18,620 --> 00:23:20,620 and a blender and hit puree. It's 711 00:23:20,620 --> 00:23:22,620 insane. 712 00:23:22,620 --> 00:23:24,620 Banderas is in that as well, right? 713 00:23:24,620 --> 00:23:26,620 Robert Rodriguez is in it. 714 00:23:26,620 --> 00:23:28,620 Is Banderas in it? 715 00:23:28,620 --> 00:23:30,620 I don't know. It has so many stars. 716 00:23:30,620 --> 00:23:32,620 It's crazy. Oh, you're thinking of 717 00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:34,620 Robert Rodriguez's 718 00:23:34,620 --> 00:23:36,620 movie. 719 00:23:36,620 --> 00:23:38,620 No, you're 720 00:23:38,620 --> 00:23:40,620 I think. 721 00:23:40,620 --> 00:23:42,620 Wait, what's the Antonio 722 00:23:42,620 --> 00:23:44,620 Banderas vampire movie that you're thinking of? 723 00:23:44,620 --> 00:23:46,620 I know what you're thinking. He's in 724 00:23:46,620 --> 00:23:48,620 Interview with a Vampire but I think he's a vampire in something else too. 725 00:23:48,620 --> 00:23:50,620 I think I'm mixing it up with that. 726 00:23:50,620 --> 00:23:52,620 I know Quentin Tarantino plays a pretty big role. 727 00:23:52,620 --> 00:23:54,620 Yes, he does. It's Quentin Tarantino 728 00:23:54,620 --> 00:23:56,620 Just so he could suck on Selma Hayek's feet. 729 00:23:56,620 --> 00:23:58,620 That's exactly what I, that's actually 730 00:23:58,620 --> 00:24:00,620 in my notes about it is you can tell he 731 00:24:00,620 --> 00:24:02,620 wrote it because there is so many feet, 732 00:24:02,620 --> 00:24:04,620 sexual feet scenes in this movie. 733 00:24:04,620 --> 00:24:06,620 There's not just one. 734 00:24:06,620 --> 00:24:08,620 There's multiple sexual feet scenes in this movie. 735 00:24:08,620 --> 00:24:10,620 We're the 80th people on YouTube to talk 736 00:24:10,620 --> 00:24:12,620 about Quentin Tarantino's 737 00:24:12,620 --> 00:24:14,620 obsession with feet. Let's talk about his 738 00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:16,620 use of the N-word. 739 00:24:16,620 --> 00:24:18,620 Yeah, let's do something new. 740 00:24:20,620 --> 00:24:22,620 Harvey Keitel is in this. 741 00:24:22,620 --> 00:24:24,620 He's great. He's a preacher. 742 00:24:24,620 --> 00:24:26,620 He's the preacher's dad. 743 00:24:26,620 --> 00:24:28,620 Wait, who directed? Robert Rodriguez? 744 00:24:28,620 --> 00:24:30,620 Robert Rodriguez directed it. It was going to be Tarantino 745 00:24:30,620 --> 00:24:32,620 directing originally but then he wanted to 746 00:24:32,620 --> 00:24:34,620 play that part so he 747 00:24:34,620 --> 00:24:36,620 decided to hire Robert Rodriguez to 748 00:24:36,620 --> 00:24:38,620 direct it. Which interesting 749 00:24:38,620 --> 00:24:40,620 thing about that, he 750 00:24:40,620 --> 00:24:42,620 Rodriguez 751 00:24:42,620 --> 00:24:44,620 handled like 90% of the camera work 752 00:24:44,620 --> 00:24:46,620 himself. 753 00:24:46,620 --> 00:24:48,620 There was a very low budget as far as 754 00:24:48,620 --> 00:24:50,620 that stuff goes because they spent all the money on 755 00:24:50,620 --> 00:24:52,620 vampires basically 756 00:24:52,620 --> 00:24:54,620 and blowing up buildings and all kinds 757 00:24:54,620 --> 00:24:56,620 of crazy shit. 758 00:24:56,620 --> 00:24:58,620 But 759 00:24:58,620 --> 00:25:00,620 once you hit the titty twister in this movie 760 00:25:00,620 --> 00:25:02,620 it goes, and I mean straight crown throw in, 761 00:25:02,620 --> 00:25:04,620 Clooney, George Clooney. 762 00:25:04,620 --> 00:25:06,620 Are you trying to say the twist of the movie 763 00:25:06,620 --> 00:25:08,620 and you just can't get titties out 764 00:25:08,620 --> 00:25:10,620 of your head? Titty twister is the name of 765 00:25:10,620 --> 00:25:12,620 the bar. Oh, once you get to the 766 00:25:12,620 --> 00:25:14,620 titty twister. That's where they go. Once you get to the titty twister. 767 00:25:14,620 --> 00:25:16,620 This whole time I thought once you get to the 768 00:25:16,620 --> 00:25:18,620 twist of the movie. No, well it is 769 00:25:18,620 --> 00:25:20,620 also, but that's how it's written 770 00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:22,620 I guess that he wrote that, is that 771 00:25:22,620 --> 00:25:24,620 the titty twister is where the twist of the 772 00:25:24,620 --> 00:25:26,620 movie takes place. It starts as a 773 00:25:26,620 --> 00:25:28,620 straight crown throw. I mean 774 00:25:28,620 --> 00:25:30,620 it is hard boiled 775 00:25:30,620 --> 00:25:32,620 crown throw for the first 776 00:25:32,620 --> 00:25:34,620 30-35 minutes 777 00:25:34,620 --> 00:25:36,620 until they get into Mexico to 778 00:25:36,620 --> 00:25:38,620 And it's George Clooney and who? 779 00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:40,620 George Clooney, Harvey 780 00:25:40,620 --> 00:25:42,620 and Tarantino 781 00:25:42,620 --> 00:25:44,620 is his brother, they're the Gecko brothers 782 00:25:44,620 --> 00:25:46,620 and 783 00:25:46,620 --> 00:25:48,620 when they get, they 784 00:25:48,620 --> 00:25:50,620 kidnap this family 785 00:25:50,620 --> 00:25:52,620 to take them into, to get 786 00:25:52,620 --> 00:25:54,620 them into Mexico in their 787 00:25:54,620 --> 00:25:56,620 RV 788 00:25:56,620 --> 00:25:58,620 which is Harvey Cattell's the dad 789 00:25:58,620 --> 00:26:00,620 and he's the preacher 790 00:26:00,620 --> 00:26:02,620 or was, his wife died and he's 791 00:26:02,620 --> 00:26:04,620 not got faith anymore at the point 792 00:26:04,620 --> 00:26:06,620 but so once 793 00:26:06,620 --> 00:26:08,620 they get there it's like somebody gave Robert 794 00:26:08,620 --> 00:26:10,620 Roderick is a blank check and said go nuts 795 00:26:10,620 --> 00:26:12,620 you know, it's just like literally 796 00:26:12,620 --> 00:26:14,620 there's probably 797 00:26:14,620 --> 00:26:16,620 in that first 798 00:26:16,620 --> 00:26:18,620 the first 799 00:26:18,620 --> 00:26:20,620 when the vampires come out there's probably a hundred 800 00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:22,620 of them 801 00:26:22,620 --> 00:26:24,620 and then there's 802 00:26:24,620 --> 00:26:26,620 thousands after that when the bats, then there's 803 00:26:26,620 --> 00:26:28,620 bats that come in. It gets 804 00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:30,620 totally insane 805 00:26:32,620 --> 00:26:34,620 It's not high art 806 00:26:34,620 --> 00:26:36,620 it's just fun 807 00:26:36,620 --> 00:26:38,620 it's this movie 808 00:26:38,620 --> 00:26:40,620 going back and watching it 25 years 809 00:26:40,620 --> 00:26:42,620 later or whatever it is, it holds up 810 00:26:42,620 --> 00:26:44,620 it's absolutely 811 00:26:44,620 --> 00:26:46,620 one of the 812 00:26:46,620 --> 00:26:48,620 best movies, forget vampire movies 813 00:26:48,620 --> 00:26:50,620 forget whatever, it's just a good 814 00:26:50,620 --> 00:26:52,620 movie, it's fun 815 00:26:52,620 --> 00:26:54,620 it has some bad special effects 816 00:26:54,620 --> 00:26:56,620 because what does it when you're on those kind of budgets 817 00:26:56,620 --> 00:26:58,620 but the writing of it's 818 00:26:58,620 --> 00:27:00,620 great, you can tell it's Tarantino 819 00:27:00,620 --> 00:27:02,620 Sama Hayek 820 00:27:02,620 --> 00:27:04,620 hottest scene ever, terrified 821 00:27:04,620 --> 00:27:06,620 of snakes by the way, that snake dance she does 822 00:27:06,620 --> 00:27:08,620 she does a snake dance 823 00:27:08,620 --> 00:27:10,620 she does a snake dance that's the hottest 824 00:27:10,620 --> 00:27:12,620 thing you've ever fucking seen 825 00:27:12,620 --> 00:27:14,620 and no, it's pretty hot 826 00:27:14,620 --> 00:27:16,620 I discovered 827 00:27:16,620 --> 00:27:18,620 a woman who steps on people's 828 00:27:18,620 --> 00:27:20,620 testicles with her stilettos 829 00:27:20,620 --> 00:27:22,620 to their just mush 830 00:27:22,620 --> 00:27:24,620 I will say it's not 831 00:27:24,620 --> 00:27:26,620 realtor porn, better than realtor porn 832 00:27:26,620 --> 00:27:28,620 it's not very PC 833 00:27:28,620 --> 00:27:30,620 there's a scene 834 00:27:30,620 --> 00:27:32,620 where they basically say retarded people 835 00:27:32,620 --> 00:27:34,620 shouldn't be able to serve food 836 00:27:34,620 --> 00:27:36,620 for example 837 00:27:36,620 --> 00:27:38,620 what's wrong with that? 838 00:27:38,620 --> 00:27:40,620 can you say that? we didn't catch that 839 00:27:40,620 --> 00:27:42,620 can you say it clear? 840 00:27:42,620 --> 00:27:44,620 retarded people 841 00:27:44,620 --> 00:27:46,620 should not be able to serve food 842 00:27:46,620 --> 00:27:48,620 and that's a direct quote from the movie 843 00:27:48,620 --> 00:27:50,620 that's terrible Mike, how could you say something like that 844 00:27:50,620 --> 00:27:52,620 I cut you off because I didn't want that to be a thing 845 00:27:52,620 --> 00:27:54,620 I hope nobody handsome clips this later 846 00:27:54,620 --> 00:27:56,620 lots of great 847 00:27:56,620 --> 00:27:58,620 one ladders, lots of great 848 00:27:58,620 --> 00:28:00,620 one ladders in this movie 849 00:28:00,620 --> 00:28:02,620 Harvey Cattell 850 00:28:02,620 --> 00:28:04,620 at one point, what would mama 851 00:28:04,620 --> 00:28:06,620 say about that? one of the kids asked him 852 00:28:06,620 --> 00:28:08,620 she's dead, he goes, mama's got nothing to say 853 00:28:08,620 --> 00:28:10,620 she's dead 854 00:28:10,620 --> 00:28:12,620 the whole movie is 855 00:28:12,620 --> 00:28:14,620 a lot of quips, a lot of one ladders 856 00:28:14,620 --> 00:28:16,620 George Clooney surprised 857 00:28:16,620 --> 00:28:18,620 to me because most of the time 858 00:28:18,620 --> 00:28:20,620 I don't like George Clooney's acting 859 00:28:20,620 --> 00:28:22,620 but in this 860 00:28:22,620 --> 00:28:24,620 he's the best batman 861 00:28:24,620 --> 00:28:26,620 he's an amazing 862 00:28:26,620 --> 00:28:28,620 bad guy 863 00:28:28,620 --> 00:28:30,620 he's layered, he's definitely a bad guy 864 00:28:30,620 --> 00:28:32,620 he ends up being the hero of the story 865 00:28:32,620 --> 00:28:34,620 but that's just the way 866 00:28:34,620 --> 00:28:36,620 it's a vampire movie 867 00:28:36,620 --> 00:28:38,620 so anything north of vampire 868 00:28:38,620 --> 00:28:40,620 speaking of titties 869 00:28:40,620 --> 00:28:42,620 there are thousands of titties in the movie 870 00:28:42,620 --> 00:28:44,620 so you couldn't concentrate 871 00:28:44,620 --> 00:28:46,620 you didn't even know the story 872 00:28:46,620 --> 00:28:48,620 do you not like us saying that you like titties so much 873 00:28:48,620 --> 00:28:50,620 you're getting annoyed 874 00:28:50,620 --> 00:28:52,620 I don't really care, it's getting a little annoying 875 00:28:52,620 --> 00:28:54,620 because you speak about titties 876 00:28:54,620 --> 00:28:56,620 about 40 times more than I did 877 00:28:56,620 --> 00:28:58,620 Mike, we literally mark down 878 00:28:58,620 --> 00:29:00,620 anytime I watch a movie 879 00:29:00,620 --> 00:29:02,620 I mark down the time to know when 880 00:29:02,620 --> 00:29:04,620 you're the guy 881 00:29:04,620 --> 00:29:06,620 that created the phrase 882 00:29:06,620 --> 00:29:08,620 that titty hiding bitch 883 00:29:08,620 --> 00:29:10,620 right, that's correct, there was a humorous time 884 00:29:10,620 --> 00:29:12,620 we finally broke him Andy 885 00:29:12,620 --> 00:29:14,620 he finally knows what cellios feels like 886 00:29:14,620 --> 00:29:16,620 he literally just talked about 887 00:29:16,620 --> 00:29:18,620 exactly, yeah 888 00:29:18,620 --> 00:29:20,620 now you know 889 00:29:20,620 --> 00:29:22,620 you're about to get a titty twister 890 00:29:22,620 --> 00:29:24,620 let's put it that way 891 00:29:24,620 --> 00:29:26,620 you said titty so many times 892 00:29:26,620 --> 00:29:28,620 in your review of this movie 893 00:29:28,620 --> 00:29:30,620 it's in the movie, I can't do anything about it 894 00:29:30,620 --> 00:29:32,620 I didn't write the movie 895 00:29:32,620 --> 00:29:34,620 I'm just saying, 10 seconds ago 896 00:29:34,620 --> 00:29:36,620 I just watched it several times 897 00:29:36,620 --> 00:29:38,620 you're like, hey, there's about 100 titties in this movie 898 00:29:38,620 --> 00:29:40,620 oh you must have loved it 899 00:29:40,620 --> 00:29:42,620 you're like, I hate that you would bring that up Andy 900 00:29:42,620 --> 00:29:44,620 you son of a bitch 901 00:29:44,620 --> 00:29:46,620 how dare you talk about my love of titties 902 00:29:46,620 --> 00:29:48,620 now back to titty twister the bar 903 00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:50,620 one of the funniest scenes I've ever seen 904 00:29:50,620 --> 00:29:52,620 in the very beginning 905 00:29:52,620 --> 00:29:54,620 you know what, I don't know this 906 00:29:54,620 --> 00:29:56,620 this movie ruined one thing for me 907 00:29:56,620 --> 00:29:58,620 and that's Cheech Marin 908 00:29:58,620 --> 00:30:00,620 because 909 00:30:00,620 --> 00:30:02,620 I have always thought of Cheech 910 00:30:02,620 --> 00:30:04,620 being not a character 911 00:30:04,620 --> 00:30:06,620 Cheech is 100% a character 912 00:30:06,620 --> 00:30:08,620 just to tell you since you haven't seen it 913 00:30:08,620 --> 00:30:10,620 like his stoner character 914 00:30:10,620 --> 00:30:12,620 yeah, that's a character 915 00:30:12,620 --> 00:30:14,620 that is 100% a character 916 00:30:14,620 --> 00:30:16,620 you're saying he's a good actor otherwise 917 00:30:16,620 --> 00:30:18,620 like he can play different roles 918 00:30:18,620 --> 00:30:20,620 well no, I'm saying that he's the son of a police officer 919 00:30:20,620 --> 00:30:22,620 who grew up middle class 920 00:30:22,620 --> 00:30:24,620 and is not what he appears to be to you 921 00:30:24,620 --> 00:30:26,620 but why does this movie bring this up? 922 00:30:26,620 --> 00:30:28,620 because he plays a cop in this movie 923 00:30:28,620 --> 00:30:30,620 and then when you go to look it up 924 00:30:30,620 --> 00:30:32,620 and you find out his dad's a cop 925 00:30:32,620 --> 00:30:34,620 and he's a middle class guy 926 00:30:34,620 --> 00:30:36,620 and he just went to film school 927 00:30:36,620 --> 00:30:38,620 but can I ask 928 00:30:38,620 --> 00:30:40,620 does he play a cheechy cop? 929 00:30:40,620 --> 00:30:42,620 no 930 00:30:42,620 --> 00:30:44,620 so that's what I was more saying 931 00:30:44,620 --> 00:30:46,620 I've always thought it's a character 932 00:30:46,620 --> 00:30:48,620 I never thought it was a character 933 00:30:48,620 --> 00:30:50,620 I never thought 934 00:30:50,620 --> 00:30:52,620 that him or Chong were like 935 00:30:52,620 --> 00:30:54,620 just 936 00:30:54,620 --> 00:30:56,620 if you're a real degenerate pothead 937 00:30:56,620 --> 00:30:58,620 like myself 938 00:30:58,620 --> 00:31:00,620 the best you can do is a podcast no one listens to 939 00:31:00,620 --> 00:31:02,620 if you're a 940 00:31:02,620 --> 00:31:04,620 someone with drive 941 00:31:04,620 --> 00:31:06,620 and ambition and a good actor 942 00:31:06,620 --> 00:31:08,620 then yeah, you become the most famous pothead 943 00:31:08,620 --> 00:31:10,620 to ever be a pothead on TV 944 00:31:10,620 --> 00:31:12,620 Harold and Kumar 945 00:31:12,620 --> 00:31:14,620 both of them fine actors 946 00:31:14,620 --> 00:31:16,620 they know what they're doing 947 00:31:16,620 --> 00:31:18,620 but they're still, they play potheads good 948 00:31:18,620 --> 00:31:20,620 so yeah, this is what 949 00:31:20,620 --> 00:31:22,620 honestly what a real pothead gets you 950 00:31:22,620 --> 00:31:24,620 when you spend all your time and effort 951 00:31:24,620 --> 00:31:26,620 thinking about when you're going to smoke weed 952 00:31:26,620 --> 00:31:28,620 just being high all day long 953 00:31:28,620 --> 00:31:30,620 anyway, so this 954 00:31:30,620 --> 00:31:32,620 continue, sorry 955 00:31:32,620 --> 00:31:34,620 it ends up 956 00:31:34,620 --> 00:31:36,620 they fight off the vampires 957 00:31:36,620 --> 00:31:38,620 they all die except for 958 00:31:38,620 --> 00:31:40,620 Clooney of course at the end 959 00:31:40,620 --> 00:31:42,620 and one daughter of the family 960 00:31:42,620 --> 00:31:44,620 who wants to go with him at the end 961 00:31:44,620 --> 00:31:46,620 Samahayek, okay? 962 00:31:46,620 --> 00:31:48,620 Samahayek is very dead 963 00:31:50,620 --> 00:31:52,620 another one liner out of this movie 964 00:31:52,620 --> 00:31:54,620 Welcome to Slavery 965 00:31:54,620 --> 00:31:56,620 Samahayek says that to Clooney 966 00:31:56,620 --> 00:31:58,620 one of the best lines I've ever heard in my life 967 00:31:58,620 --> 00:32:00,620 she's got him down on the ground 968 00:32:00,620 --> 00:32:02,620 right, she's telling him you're not even 969 00:32:02,620 --> 00:32:04,620 good enough to drink the blood of human 970 00:32:04,620 --> 00:32:06,620 I'm going to give you the blood of dogs 971 00:32:06,620 --> 00:32:08,620 and then you're going to lick my feet, the dog shit off my feet 972 00:32:08,620 --> 00:32:10,620 she's telling him all this on the ground 973 00:32:10,620 --> 00:32:12,620 no, she's telling Clooney this 974 00:32:12,620 --> 00:32:14,620 I'm just saying, thanks, right 975 00:32:14,620 --> 00:32:16,620 there's a footnote written by 976 00:32:16,620 --> 00:32:18,620 TM Tarantino 977 00:32:18,620 --> 00:32:20,620 he's got that 978 00:32:20,620 --> 00:32:22,620 pretty much down 979 00:32:22,620 --> 00:32:24,620 anyway, he looks up at her and says 980 00:32:24,620 --> 00:32:26,620 so she says, welcome to slavery 981 00:32:26,620 --> 00:32:28,620 he looks right up at her and he says 982 00:32:28,620 --> 00:32:30,620 no thanks 983 00:32:30,620 --> 00:32:32,620 I've already been married 984 00:32:32,620 --> 00:32:34,620 shoots her in the face 985 00:32:34,620 --> 00:32:36,620 but 986 00:32:36,620 --> 00:32:38,620 there's a lot of that in this movie 987 00:32:38,620 --> 00:32:40,620 our older listeners love that joke 988 00:32:40,620 --> 00:32:42,620 Austin and I, we're just like, we're too smart for that shit 989 00:32:42,620 --> 00:32:44,620 you see us in our 30s 990 00:32:44,620 --> 00:32:46,620 not getting married 991 00:32:46,620 --> 00:32:48,620 not getting married, right 992 00:32:48,620 --> 00:32:50,620 it's because we chose it, Mike 993 00:32:50,620 --> 00:32:52,620 they MacGyver a bunch of weapons together 994 00:32:52,620 --> 00:32:54,620 just absolutely MacGyver weapons 995 00:32:54,620 --> 00:32:56,620 one of them is a steak on a 996 00:32:56,620 --> 00:32:58,620 some kind of a 997 00:32:58,620 --> 00:33:00,620 frost thing 998 00:33:00,620 --> 00:33:02,620 I remember that 999 00:33:02,620 --> 00:33:04,620 that's the preacher guy makes that 1000 00:33:04,620 --> 00:33:06,620 carries that the whole time 1001 00:33:06,620 --> 00:33:08,620 he gets his faith, he blesses holy water 1002 00:33:08,620 --> 00:33:10,620 they do all the vampire tropes 1003 00:33:10,620 --> 00:33:12,620 at one point they even say in this movie 1004 00:33:12,620 --> 00:33:14,620 they say, one of the lines is 1005 00:33:14,620 --> 00:33:16,620 the preacher Harvey Cattell goes 1006 00:33:18,620 --> 00:33:20,620 has anyone here actually read a book about vampires 1007 00:33:20,620 --> 00:33:22,620 are we just making shit up 1008 00:33:22,620 --> 00:33:24,620 we saw in a bunch of movies 1009 00:33:24,620 --> 00:33:26,620 that's pretty good 1010 00:33:26,620 --> 00:33:28,620 wait, is the priest over the top 1011 00:33:28,620 --> 00:33:30,620 does he talk weird 1012 00:33:30,620 --> 00:33:32,620 does he have like a mustache 1013 00:33:32,620 --> 00:33:34,620 and sunglasses 1014 00:33:34,620 --> 00:33:36,620 no sunglasses 1015 00:33:36,620 --> 00:33:38,620 who am I thinking of 1016 00:33:38,620 --> 00:33:40,620 is there a vampire guy where he talks like this 1017 00:33:40,620 --> 00:33:42,620 I don't know 1018 00:33:42,620 --> 00:33:44,620 Shaft is in this movie 1019 00:33:44,620 --> 00:33:46,620 this movie has people 1020 00:33:46,620 --> 00:33:48,620 which chef? 1021 00:33:48,620 --> 00:33:50,620 OG 1022 00:33:50,620 --> 00:33:52,620 what's his name 1023 00:33:52,620 --> 00:33:54,620 fire something 1024 00:33:54,620 --> 00:33:56,620 does his name have fire in it 1025 00:33:56,620 --> 00:33:58,620 you'd have to pull it up and see all the names 1026 00:33:58,620 --> 00:34:00,620 yes, that's right 1027 00:34:00,620 --> 00:34:02,620 smoke tree 1028 00:34:02,620 --> 00:34:04,620 anyway, he's badass 1029 00:34:04,620 --> 00:34:06,620 a lot of parts of this movie 1030 00:34:06,620 --> 00:34:08,620 you look at people in this movie and you go 1031 00:34:08,620 --> 00:34:10,620 holy shit 1032 00:34:10,620 --> 00:34:12,620 can't remember some of their names right now 1033 00:34:12,620 --> 00:34:14,620 but you see them much younger than they are now 1034 00:34:14,620 --> 00:34:16,620 and so, not now 1035 00:34:16,620 --> 00:34:18,620 they looked a lot older even 10 years later 1036 00:34:18,620 --> 00:34:20,620 Clooney has brown hair 1037 00:34:20,620 --> 00:34:22,620 and I don't remember Clooney ever having brown hair 1038 00:34:22,620 --> 00:34:24,620 once he realized he was a silver fox 1039 00:34:24,620 --> 00:34:26,620 he ran with it 1040 00:34:26,620 --> 00:34:28,620 they MacGyver a bunch of weapons together 1041 00:34:28,620 --> 00:34:30,620 they escape 1042 00:34:30,620 --> 00:34:32,620 they escape 1043 00:34:32,620 --> 00:34:34,620 Chong I believe is who shows up at the end 1044 00:34:34,620 --> 00:34:36,620 Chong? 1045 00:34:36,620 --> 00:34:38,620 oh that's funny 1046 00:34:38,620 --> 00:34:40,620 Chong shows up at the end 1047 00:34:40,620 --> 00:34:42,620 as another cop? 1048 00:34:42,620 --> 00:34:44,620 no, he's like a bad guy who's taking them to this point 1049 00:34:45,620 --> 00:34:47,620 he's the guy who has to give 30% of the money 1050 00:34:47,620 --> 00:34:49,620 to this guy 1051 00:34:49,620 --> 00:34:51,620 for a hiding spot after they rob the bank 1052 00:34:51,620 --> 00:34:53,620 but the whole thing 1053 00:34:53,620 --> 00:34:55,620 it's just fun 1054 00:34:55,620 --> 00:34:57,620 it's a fun vampire movie 1055 00:34:57,620 --> 00:34:59,620 disguised as a crime movie 1056 00:34:59,620 --> 00:35:01,620 disguised as a crime thriller 1057 00:35:01,620 --> 00:35:03,620 disguised as a foot fetish movie 1058 00:35:03,620 --> 00:35:05,620 I don't really know 1059 00:35:05,620 --> 00:35:07,620 it's almost impossible to describe the movie itself 1060 00:35:07,620 --> 00:35:09,620 because it's so insane 1061 00:35:09,620 --> 00:35:11,620 it's tough because 1062 00:35:11,620 --> 00:35:13,620 if we're getting a Michael review we need a 1063 00:35:13,620 --> 00:35:15,620 it's basically 1064 00:35:15,620 --> 00:35:17,620 so what is it basically? 1065 00:35:17,620 --> 00:35:19,620 I want one every time 1066 00:35:19,620 --> 00:35:21,620 it's basically something because it's going to be your trademark 1067 00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:23,620 we can make a complimation 1068 00:35:23,620 --> 00:35:25,620 in the future I want just a movie to pop up 1069 00:35:25,620 --> 00:35:27,620 it's basically Slatsman 1070 00:35:27,620 --> 00:35:29,620 it's basically a romcom 1071 00:35:29,620 --> 00:35:31,620 it's basically Foot Porn 1072 00:35:31,620 --> 00:35:33,620 it is what this movie basically is 1073 00:35:33,620 --> 00:35:35,620 but I like how you 1074 00:35:35,620 --> 00:35:37,620 decide what my trademark is going to be 1075 00:35:37,620 --> 00:35:39,620 I didn't decide it 1076 00:35:39,620 --> 00:35:41,620 you decided that you need to make one 1077 00:35:41,620 --> 00:35:43,620 what it is is 4 and a half bloody tequila shots 1078 00:35:43,620 --> 00:35:45,620 ooo 1079 00:35:45,620 --> 00:35:47,620 4 and a half bloody tequila shots 1080 00:35:47,620 --> 00:35:49,620 because it takes place at a bar with vampires 1081 00:35:49,620 --> 00:35:51,620 and there's a scene of he's getting these kids 1082 00:35:51,620 --> 00:35:53,620 to drink tequila and shit 1083 00:35:53,620 --> 00:35:55,620 bloody tequila? 1084 00:35:55,620 --> 00:35:57,620 well, but I like it 1085 00:35:57,620 --> 00:35:59,620 it's great 1086 00:35:59,620 --> 00:36:01,620 slowly remembering facts from the movie from all the titties 1087 00:36:01,620 --> 00:36:03,620 oh yeah, they made blood tequila 1088 00:36:03,620 --> 00:36:05,620 the interplay between the family 1089 00:36:05,620 --> 00:36:07,620 and Clooney 1090 00:36:07,620 --> 00:36:09,620 is amazing 1091 00:36:09,620 --> 00:36:11,620 Quentin Tarantino honestly is just uncomfortable 1092 00:36:11,620 --> 00:36:13,620 the whole movie, everything about Quentin Tarantino 1093 00:36:13,620 --> 00:36:15,620 is just uncomfortable, but that's just Tarantino 1094 00:36:15,620 --> 00:36:17,620 and he's doing it on purpose 1095 00:36:17,620 --> 00:36:19,620 why it's just him 1096 00:36:19,620 --> 00:36:21,620 he does tell a joke that I like 1097 00:36:21,620 --> 00:36:25,620 the guy walks into a bar 1098 00:36:25,620 --> 00:36:27,620 I'm going to tell it my way, the way I've been told 1099 00:36:27,620 --> 00:36:29,620 the guy walks into a bar and he goes up to the bartender 1100 00:36:29,620 --> 00:36:31,620 and he bets him a thousand dollars 1101 00:36:31,620 --> 00:36:33,620 that he could piss into the shot glass 1102 00:36:33,620 --> 00:36:35,620 that's on the corner of the bar from the other side of the bar 1103 00:36:35,620 --> 00:36:37,620 and the bartender's like 1104 00:36:37,620 --> 00:36:39,620 you're drunk, go home, I don't want to give you 1105 00:36:39,620 --> 00:36:41,620 I'm not going to do it 1106 00:36:41,620 --> 00:36:43,620 the guy shows him the money, he goes alright fine 1107 00:36:43,620 --> 00:36:45,620 so he goes to the other side of the bar 1108 00:36:45,620 --> 00:36:47,620 whips his dick out, starts pissing 1109 00:36:47,620 --> 00:36:49,620 fucking everywhere 1110 00:36:49,620 --> 00:36:51,620 he's got people drinking, he hits the bar 1111 00:36:51,620 --> 00:36:53,620 he hits the bartender himself, gets nowhere near that shot glass 1112 00:36:53,620 --> 00:36:55,620 not a drop gets anywhere near it 1113 00:36:55,620 --> 00:36:57,620 when he's done, he walks up to the bartender 1114 00:36:57,620 --> 00:36:59,620 hands him a thousand dollars 1115 00:36:59,620 --> 00:37:01,620 the bartender's smiling, because he just won a thousand bucks 1116 00:37:01,620 --> 00:37:03,620 this guy's smiling too 1117 00:37:03,620 --> 00:37:05,620 the bartender's like, what the hell are you so happy about 1118 00:37:05,620 --> 00:37:07,620 you just lost a grand, he's like yeah 1119 00:37:07,620 --> 00:37:09,620 I might have bet you a thousand bucks 1120 00:37:09,620 --> 00:37:11,620 I could piss into that shot glass from the other side of the bar 1121 00:37:11,620 --> 00:37:13,620 but you see that group of gentlemen over there 1122 00:37:13,620 --> 00:37:15,620 I bet each one of them five thousand dollars 1123 00:37:15,620 --> 00:37:19,620 I could piss all over your bar, you'd be happy about it 1124 00:37:19,620 --> 00:37:21,620 it's a good joke 1125 00:37:21,620 --> 00:37:23,620 did I do it wrong? 1126 00:37:23,620 --> 00:37:25,620 no, you did fine, that's the dialogue of this movie 1127 00:37:25,620 --> 00:37:27,620 one of them 1128 00:37:27,620 --> 00:37:29,620 does anybody know what's going on 1129 00:37:29,620 --> 00:37:31,620 Seth, Clooney says 1130 00:37:31,620 --> 00:37:33,620 I know what's going on, we got a bunch of fucking vampires out there 1131 00:37:33,620 --> 00:37:35,620 trying to get here and suck our fucking blood 1132 00:37:35,620 --> 00:37:37,620 and that's it, I don't want to hear anything about 1133 00:37:37,620 --> 00:37:39,620 I don't believe in vampires 1134 00:37:39,620 --> 00:37:41,620 because I don't fucking believe in vampires 1135 00:37:41,620 --> 00:37:43,620 but I believe my own two eyes, and what I saw is fucking vampires 1136 00:37:43,620 --> 00:37:47,620 now do we all agree that what we're dealing with is vampires 1137 00:37:47,620 --> 00:37:49,620 that's like the dialogue of this movie 1138 00:37:49,620 --> 00:37:53,620 listen, I know I was joking earlier with the whole Buffy thing 1139 00:37:53,620 --> 00:37:55,620 but 1140 00:37:55,620 --> 00:37:57,620 that has some Buffy vibes, without all the F words 1141 00:37:57,620 --> 00:37:59,620 Buffy's one of the best well written 1142 00:37:59,620 --> 00:38:01,620 like 1143 00:38:01,620 --> 00:38:03,620 addressing the whole vampire thing 1144 00:38:03,620 --> 00:38:05,620 oh, a couple of interesting things 1145 00:38:05,620 --> 00:38:07,620 Salma Hayek 1146 00:38:07,620 --> 00:38:09,620 totally scared of snakes 1147 00:38:09,620 --> 00:38:11,620 had to get hypnotized 1148 00:38:11,620 --> 00:38:13,620 they paid for her to get hypnotized so she'd do that snake thing 1149 00:38:13,620 --> 00:38:15,620 that's weird 1150 00:38:15,620 --> 00:38:17,620 yeah it is 1151 00:38:17,620 --> 00:38:19,620 they use green blood for the vampires 1152 00:38:19,620 --> 00:38:21,620 so it's every time they stake it 1153 00:38:21,620 --> 00:38:23,620 or whatever for what, green blood going everywhere 1154 00:38:23,620 --> 00:38:25,620 because we're going to get an NC-17 1155 00:38:25,620 --> 00:38:27,620 there's that much blood and gore in it 1156 00:38:27,620 --> 00:38:29,620 and 1157 00:38:29,620 --> 00:38:31,620 the most interesting thing 1158 00:38:31,620 --> 00:38:33,620 and you can see it now 1159 00:38:33,620 --> 00:38:35,620 after reading it and finding out about it 1160 00:38:35,620 --> 00:38:37,620 the design of the vampires 1161 00:38:37,620 --> 00:38:39,620 and all the makeup and stuff 1162 00:38:39,620 --> 00:38:41,620 is Greg Nicotero 1163 00:38:41,620 --> 00:38:43,620 from? Walking Dead 1164 00:38:43,620 --> 00:38:45,620 ok, he did the zombie design 1165 00:38:45,620 --> 00:38:47,620 and wrote the comics 1166 00:38:47,620 --> 00:38:49,620 and yeah, all that 1167 00:38:49,620 --> 00:38:51,620 ok, so he did the design for this movie 1168 00:38:51,620 --> 00:38:53,620 yeah, he did the vampire design 1169 00:38:53,620 --> 00:38:55,620 that's very cool 1170 00:38:55,620 --> 00:38:57,620 and so we had 4.5 before he gave it out of 5 1171 00:38:57,620 --> 00:38:59,620 alright, well 1172 00:38:59,620 --> 00:39:01,620 I rate this episode 2 Buffy mentions out of 5 1173 00:39:01,620 --> 00:39:03,620 I know, I should do more 1174 00:39:03,620 --> 00:39:05,620 I should at least do a solid 5 out of 5 1175 00:39:05,620 --> 00:39:07,620 I am listening 1176 00:39:07,620 --> 00:39:09,620 I will give a shout out to 1177 00:39:09,620 --> 00:39:11,620 the rewatcher 1178 00:39:11,620 --> 00:39:13,620 it's a Buffy podcast 1179 00:39:13,620 --> 00:39:15,620 where it's 1180 00:39:15,620 --> 00:39:17,620 two women who have a much more successful podcast 1181 00:39:17,620 --> 00:39:19,620 called the Morbid 1182 00:39:19,620 --> 00:39:21,620 podcast 1183 00:39:21,620 --> 00:39:23,620 they do a rewatch of Buffy 1184 00:39:23,620 --> 00:39:25,620 and I have been listening to that non stop 1185 00:39:25,620 --> 00:39:27,620 I love it, well 1186 00:39:27,620 --> 00:39:29,620 not non stop because I do have to read 1187 00:39:29,620 --> 00:39:31,620 or listen to books for book club and stuff 1188 00:39:31,620 --> 00:39:33,620 but if I didn't have book club 1189 00:39:33,620 --> 00:39:35,620 I think I'd just be all 90 episodes by now 1190 00:39:35,620 --> 00:39:37,620 I'm obsessed with it 1191 00:39:37,620 --> 00:39:39,620 they are very funny 1192 00:39:39,620 --> 00:39:41,620 so if you like Buffy, if you've watched it before 1193 00:39:41,620 --> 00:39:43,620 and you want to listen to some people 1194 00:39:43,620 --> 00:39:45,620 rewatch it 1195 00:39:45,620 --> 00:39:47,620 and that's something you're interested in 1196 00:39:47,620 --> 00:39:49,620 then you know, listen to them and then come back 1197 00:39:49,620 --> 00:39:51,620 to us when we do our own 1198 00:39:51,620 --> 00:39:53,620 let's do a shameless plug here because we're going to do 1199 00:39:53,620 --> 00:39:55,620 and we've already started by now 1200 00:39:55,620 --> 00:39:57,620 yeah, so 1201 00:39:57,620 --> 00:39:59,620 either this week, next week, or the following week 1202 00:39:59,620 --> 00:40:01,620 look for the first 1203 00:40:01,620 --> 00:40:03,620 episode of, we'll come up with a name 1204 00:40:03,620 --> 00:40:05,620 for it by then, but Mike 1205 00:40:05,620 --> 00:40:07,620 and Andy rewatch Smallville 1206 00:40:07,620 --> 00:40:09,620 well actually I rewatch it, Mike's watching 1207 00:40:09,620 --> 00:40:11,620 Smallville for the first time 1208 00:40:11,620 --> 00:40:13,620 and we're going to start from episode one and work our way 1209 00:40:13,620 --> 00:40:15,620 forward and then, ladies and 1210 00:40:15,620 --> 00:40:17,620 gentlemen, there's going to be another show 1211 00:40:17,620 --> 00:40:19,620 with Austin and I 1212 00:40:19,620 --> 00:40:21,620 where we are going to be watching 1213 00:40:21,620 --> 00:40:23,620 wait, no, this is, fuck, this is our Halloween 1214 00:40:23,620 --> 00:40:25,620 episode, what are we doing? So you can go back 1215 00:40:25,620 --> 00:40:27,620 and listen to the first few episodes 1216 00:40:27,620 --> 00:40:29,620 months ago 1217 00:40:29,620 --> 00:40:31,620 god 1218 00:40:31,620 --> 00:40:33,620 anyway, whatever, it's my movie, right? 1219 00:40:33,620 --> 00:40:35,620 what have we been talking about? 1220 00:40:35,620 --> 00:40:37,620 I watched, I went a little extra on this one 1221 00:40:37,620 --> 00:40:39,620 because I feel like this, I didn't do well 1222 00:40:39,620 --> 00:40:41,620 in the Zonda one. You make sure they're all the appropriate shows 1223 00:40:41,620 --> 00:40:43,620 movies first 1224 00:40:43,620 --> 00:40:45,620 and not just have the same person's 1225 00:40:45,620 --> 00:40:47,620 name 1226 00:40:47,620 --> 00:40:49,620 wait, what do you mean? 1227 00:40:49,620 --> 00:40:51,620 It's Carrie Diaries 1228 00:40:51,620 --> 00:40:53,620 oh Jesus Christ, I forgot 1229 00:40:53,620 --> 00:40:55,620 that might not even have aired yet, but 1230 00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:57,620 look, I just 1231 00:40:57,620 --> 00:40:59,620 we did film three episodes today and you had to take a bong 1232 00:40:59,620 --> 00:41:01,620 rip for each one and I just killed a joint 1233 00:41:01,620 --> 00:41:03,620 right now, so I watched 1234 00:41:03,620 --> 00:41:05,620 Fright Night 1985 1235 00:41:05,620 --> 00:41:07,620 and Fright Night Part 2 1236 00:41:07,620 --> 00:41:09,620 and Fright Night 2011 1237 00:41:09,620 --> 00:41:11,620 so I watched 1238 00:41:11,620 --> 00:41:13,620 what I'm considering the best vampire 1239 00:41:13,620 --> 00:41:15,620 trilogy of movies you can find 1240 00:41:15,620 --> 00:41:17,620 so, Fright Night 1241 00:41:17,620 --> 00:41:19,620 1985, one of the first 1242 00:41:19,620 --> 00:41:21,620 movies I ever watched with vampires 1243 00:41:21,620 --> 00:41:23,620 that was like a horror movie that really 1244 00:41:23,620 --> 00:41:25,620 stuck with me, I watched it with 1245 00:41:25,620 --> 00:41:27,620 with my 1246 00:41:27,620 --> 00:41:29,620 I watched it on a laser disc 1247 00:41:29,620 --> 00:41:31,620 across the street at my neighbors house 1248 00:41:31,620 --> 00:41:33,620 my neighbor bought every 1249 00:41:33,620 --> 00:41:35,620 laser disc and that came out 1250 00:41:35,620 --> 00:41:37,620 of all the movies, he just wanted to own all of them 1251 00:41:37,620 --> 00:41:39,620 and he worked at a 1252 00:41:39,620 --> 00:41:41,620 at a rental place 1253 00:41:41,620 --> 00:41:43,620 so he had a discount and so 1254 00:41:43,620 --> 00:41:45,620 he had Fright Night, we watched it 1255 00:41:45,620 --> 00:41:47,620 and it's one of my 1256 00:41:47,620 --> 00:41:49,620 favorites, always stuck with me, so 1257 00:41:51,620 --> 00:41:53,620 it's a Tom Holland film 1258 00:41:53,620 --> 00:41:55,620 and I thought, who's the kid that played 1259 00:41:55,620 --> 00:41:57,620 Spider-Man, is his name Tom Holland? 1260 00:41:57,620 --> 00:41:59,620 yep 1261 00:41:59,620 --> 00:42:01,620 so I put Spider-Man, but 1262 00:42:01,620 --> 00:42:03,620 he didn't direct this 1985 movie 1263 00:42:03,620 --> 00:42:05,620 10 years before he was born 1264 00:42:05,620 --> 00:42:07,620 so, okay 1265 00:42:07,620 --> 00:42:09,620 the movie opens with 1266 00:42:09,620 --> 00:42:11,620 Charlie and his girlfriend, played by 1267 00:42:13,620 --> 00:42:15,620 what's her name, from 1268 00:42:15,620 --> 00:42:17,620 Married with Children, the neighbor from 1269 00:42:17,620 --> 00:42:19,620 Married with Children, Nancy? 1270 00:42:19,620 --> 00:42:21,620 Nancy from Married with Children, did you 1271 00:42:21,620 --> 00:42:23,620 ever watch Married with Children? 1272 00:42:23,620 --> 00:42:25,620 I don't remember the neighbors fucking names 1273 00:42:25,620 --> 00:42:27,620 well the little blonde 1274 00:42:27,620 --> 00:42:29,620 the short chick with very 1275 00:42:29,620 --> 00:42:31,620 short blonde hair 1276 00:42:31,620 --> 00:42:33,620 Marcy, Marcy 1277 00:42:33,620 --> 00:42:35,620 Marcy the neighbor, she had two husbands 1278 00:42:35,620 --> 00:42:37,620 she had a husband the first couple of seasons 1279 00:42:37,620 --> 00:42:39,620 then he divorced or died or whatever 1280 00:42:39,620 --> 00:42:41,620 and then she was with Steve 1281 00:42:41,620 --> 00:42:43,620 speaking of just scariness 1282 00:42:43,620 --> 00:42:45,620 why do I know that name? 1283 00:42:45,620 --> 00:42:47,620 I could pull the name Marcy out of there 1284 00:42:47,620 --> 00:42:49,620 I can't remember my grandchildren's names half the time 1285 00:42:49,620 --> 00:42:51,620 I hope they don't listen to this much 1286 00:42:51,620 --> 00:42:53,620 your grandchildren 1287 00:42:53,620 --> 00:42:55,620 but I hope the actress who plays Marcy does 1288 00:42:55,620 --> 00:42:57,620 because she'll feel good about the fact that you did know 1289 00:42:57,620 --> 00:42:59,620 he counted all the titties from 1290 00:42:59,620 --> 00:43:01,620 Dust Till Dawn, but he can't remember my fucking name 1291 00:43:01,620 --> 00:43:03,620 he can't remember my name 1292 00:43:03,620 --> 00:43:05,620 so it opens with a classic vampire movie 1293 00:43:05,620 --> 00:43:07,620 playing in the background, it's corny, but it's like 1294 00:43:07,620 --> 00:43:09,620 corny lines, but it kind of sets the 1295 00:43:09,620 --> 00:43:11,620 vibe pretty cool 1296 00:43:11,620 --> 00:43:13,620 Peter Vincent, vampire 1297 00:43:13,620 --> 00:43:15,620 killer is introduced 1298 00:43:15,620 --> 00:43:17,620 so there's an actor, an old 1299 00:43:17,620 --> 00:43:19,620 timey actor, he's on a 1300 00:43:19,620 --> 00:43:21,620 he's on like a public 1301 00:43:21,620 --> 00:43:23,620 access style channel where 1302 00:43:23,620 --> 00:43:25,620 he plays old movies 1303 00:43:25,620 --> 00:43:27,620 in this particular night he's playing one 1304 00:43:27,620 --> 00:43:29,620 where he's the actor that's 1305 00:43:29,620 --> 00:43:31,620 in the movie, so he even says like 1306 00:43:31,620 --> 00:43:33,620 this next one I'm a particular fan of because 1307 00:43:33,620 --> 00:43:35,620 I star in it, hahaha 1308 00:43:35,620 --> 00:43:37,620 but you know that's real right? 1309 00:43:37,620 --> 00:43:39,620 that whole thing out of this movie is real 1310 00:43:39,620 --> 00:43:41,620 but Peter Vincent isn't real 1311 00:43:41,620 --> 00:43:43,620 if you're talking about 1312 00:43:43,620 --> 00:43:45,620 if you're talking about like What's Her Face 1313 00:43:45,620 --> 00:43:47,620 Vamp- not Vampirella 1314 00:43:47,620 --> 00:43:49,620 I'm talking about him, that really 1315 00:43:49,620 --> 00:43:51,620 exists, if you go back you can find it 1316 00:43:51,620 --> 00:43:53,620 but not Peter Vincent, yes 1317 00:43:53,620 --> 00:43:55,620 this is played by Roddy McDowell 1318 00:43:55,620 --> 00:43:57,620 I know, Roddy McDowell does that 1319 00:43:57,620 --> 00:43:59,620 same thing, that's what I'm saying 1320 00:43:59,620 --> 00:44:01,620 are you related to Ian McDowell? I don't know 1321 00:44:01,620 --> 00:44:03,620 Palpatine? 1322 00:44:03,620 --> 00:44:05,620 I don't know 1323 00:44:05,620 --> 00:44:07,620 but you're saying, okay, so what you're 1324 00:44:07,620 --> 00:44:09,620 saying is, if you go back 1325 00:44:09,620 --> 00:44:11,620 to the 60s 1326 00:44:11,620 --> 00:44:13,620 60s, Roddy McDowell 1327 00:44:13,620 --> 00:44:15,620 played a vampire 1328 00:44:15,620 --> 00:44:17,620 killer who hosted a 1329 00:44:17,620 --> 00:44:19,620 B-movie style 1330 00:44:19,620 --> 00:44:21,620 show, yes, he played like an 1331 00:44:21,620 --> 00:44:23,620 Elvira character 1332 00:44:23,620 --> 00:44:25,620 an Elvira who is also, or that other guy 1333 00:44:25,620 --> 00:44:27,620 yes, exactly, he 1334 00:44:27,620 --> 00:44:29,620 really did that 1335 00:44:29,620 --> 00:44:31,620 as a job before he became 1336 00:44:31,620 --> 00:44:33,620 famous 1337 00:44:33,620 --> 00:44:35,620 okay, well that's interesting 1338 00:44:35,620 --> 00:44:37,620 so maybe that's why they picked him 1339 00:44:37,620 --> 00:44:39,620 as like an homage to it 1340 00:44:39,620 --> 00:44:41,620 but I was going to say, I mean that's an 1341 00:44:41,620 --> 00:44:43,620 interesting tidbit of information 1342 00:44:43,620 --> 00:44:45,620 that's why we keep a Gen Xer up here 1343 00:44:45,620 --> 00:44:47,620 but Peter Vincent 1344 00:44:47,620 --> 00:44:49,620 Vampire Killer is not as 1345 00:44:49,620 --> 00:44:51,620 good as Buffy the Vampire Slayer 1346 00:44:51,620 --> 00:44:53,620 if we're talking about what sounds 1347 00:44:53,620 --> 00:44:55,620 better, I think Buffy wins 1348 00:44:55,620 --> 00:44:57,620 Buffy the Vampire Slayer 1349 00:44:57,620 --> 00:44:59,620 versus Peter Vincent the Vampire 1350 00:44:59,620 --> 00:45:01,620 Killer 1351 00:45:03,620 --> 00:45:05,620 so, okay, this is where we start with the most 1352 00:45:05,620 --> 00:45:07,620 unrealistic part of this whole movie, okay 1353 00:45:07,620 --> 00:45:09,620 it's kind of hard to build 1354 00:45:09,620 --> 00:45:11,620 oh hey, it's 420 1355 00:45:11,620 --> 00:45:13,620 I just thought I'd mention that 1356 00:45:13,620 --> 00:45:15,620 yay, 420 1357 00:45:17,620 --> 00:45:19,620 so this whole movie is vampires 1358 00:45:19,620 --> 00:45:21,620 but 1359 00:45:21,620 --> 00:45:23,620 the most unrealistic part is 1360 00:45:23,620 --> 00:45:25,620 this kid's hooking up with his girlfriend 1361 00:45:25,620 --> 00:45:27,620 she finally is allowing him to have 1362 00:45:27,620 --> 00:45:29,620 sex, and then he notices 1363 00:45:29,620 --> 00:45:31,620 out the window that someone's moving a coffin 1364 00:45:31,620 --> 00:45:33,620 in next door, and he stops 1365 00:45:33,620 --> 00:45:35,620 about to have sex with Marcy 1366 00:45:35,620 --> 00:45:37,620 a young Marcy from 1367 00:45:37,620 --> 00:45:39,620 married with children, and he goes to the window 1368 00:45:39,620 --> 00:45:41,620 and he stands there, and she's like 1369 00:45:41,620 --> 00:45:43,620 Charlie, are we going to 1370 00:45:43,620 --> 00:45:45,620 fucking do this or what? And he 1371 00:45:45,620 --> 00:45:47,620 he's like, hold on a second, they're moving a coffin 1372 00:45:47,620 --> 00:45:49,620 in next door 1373 00:45:49,620 --> 00:45:51,620 now, for one, she should have been like, what? 1374 00:45:51,620 --> 00:45:53,620 what are you talking about? And joined him 1375 00:45:53,620 --> 00:45:55,620 but instead she's like, you're not paying attention to me 1376 00:45:55,620 --> 00:45:57,620 and she fucks off 1377 00:45:57,620 --> 00:45:59,620 and a vampire moves in next door 1378 00:45:59,620 --> 00:46:01,620 he knows this, nobody believes him 1379 00:46:01,620 --> 00:46:03,620 it gives off that Disturbia vibe 1380 00:46:03,620 --> 00:46:05,620 or that secret window vibe 1381 00:46:05,620 --> 00:46:07,620 or whatever it is, right? 1382 00:46:07,620 --> 00:46:09,620 but it's 1383 00:46:09,620 --> 00:46:11,620 but it's vampires, right? 1384 00:46:11,620 --> 00:46:13,620 so, he has this annoying 1385 00:46:13,620 --> 00:46:15,620 fucking friend, the most 1386 00:46:15,620 --> 00:46:17,620 annoying actor in the 1387 00:46:17,620 --> 00:46:19,620 fucking world, this guy 1388 00:46:19,620 --> 00:46:21,620 he sounds like a 1389 00:46:21,620 --> 00:46:23,620 hyena brought to life 1390 00:46:23,620 --> 00:46:25,620 which is, they do make him into kind of a 1391 00:46:25,620 --> 00:46:27,620 wolf character later, so it does make sense 1392 00:46:27,620 --> 00:46:29,620 anyway, I got both of you 1393 00:46:29,620 --> 00:46:31,620 too high, I can tell, I'm looking at 1394 00:46:31,620 --> 00:46:33,620 Oscar right here, your eyes are glazed over 1395 00:46:33,620 --> 00:46:35,620 but 1396 00:46:35,620 --> 00:46:37,620 I'm sorry 1397 00:46:37,620 --> 00:46:39,620 but anyway, we, look 1398 00:46:39,620 --> 00:46:41,620 the vampire 1399 00:46:41,620 --> 00:46:43,620 that moves in next door 1400 00:46:43,620 --> 00:46:45,620 is intimidating 1401 00:46:45,620 --> 00:46:47,620 he's sexy, right? 1402 00:46:47,620 --> 00:46:49,620 like, if you're into, like, from a chick's point of view 1403 00:46:49,620 --> 00:46:51,620 like, all the chicks are fucking into him, right? 1404 00:46:51,620 --> 00:46:53,620 like, he's a good looking guy 1405 00:46:53,620 --> 00:46:55,620 he uses his magic, he's intimidating 1406 00:46:55,620 --> 00:46:57,620 he knows that 1407 00:46:57,620 --> 00:46:59,620 Charlie is onto him, there's like a few scenes where 1408 00:46:59,620 --> 00:47:01,620 Charlie's looking out his windows and like he'll be 1409 00:47:01,620 --> 00:47:03,620 oh, there's titties, sorry, I did write down 1410 00:47:03,620 --> 00:47:05,620 movies had titties, Mike, there we go 1411 00:47:05,620 --> 00:47:07,620 I just did write that down 1412 00:47:07,620 --> 00:47:09,620 but he's biting the neck 1413 00:47:09,620 --> 00:47:11,620 of some chick in the window, and as 1414 00:47:11,620 --> 00:47:13,620 he bites it, he looks up at Charlie 1415 00:47:13,620 --> 00:47:15,620 looking at him in the window, and then he just 1416 00:47:15,620 --> 00:47:17,620 casually walks up and like lowers the 1417 00:47:17,620 --> 00:47:19,620 blind, like, as he's making eye contact 1418 00:47:19,620 --> 00:47:21,620 with Charlie, he kind of smiles, cause he like 1419 00:47:21,620 --> 00:47:23,620 knows he's onto him, there's some 1420 00:47:23,620 --> 00:47:25,620 good fucking 1421 00:47:25,620 --> 00:47:27,620 suspense 1422 00:47:27,620 --> 00:47:29,620 buildup 1423 00:47:29,620 --> 00:47:31,620 I put, holy shit, that's an intimidating vampire 1424 00:47:31,620 --> 00:47:33,620 it's played by Chris 1425 00:47:33,620 --> 00:47:35,620 Sarandon, who 1426 00:47:35,620 --> 00:47:37,620 is the, he was Prince 1427 00:47:37,620 --> 00:47:39,620 Humperdinck from Princess Bride 1428 00:47:39,620 --> 00:47:41,620 you're trying to place the face 1429 00:47:41,620 --> 00:47:43,620 and if you're trying to place the voice 1430 00:47:43,620 --> 00:47:45,620 he plays Jack Skellington 1431 00:47:45,620 --> 00:47:47,620 in Nightmare Before Christmas, he's the talking 1432 00:47:47,620 --> 00:47:49,620 voice of Jack 1433 00:47:49,620 --> 00:47:51,620 they have super good practical effects in this 1434 00:47:51,620 --> 00:47:53,620 movie, the main kid 1435 00:47:53,620 --> 00:47:55,620 watches nothing, but, okay, so the main 1436 00:47:55,620 --> 00:47:57,620 guy watches nothing but horror movies, right? He's a 1437 00:47:57,620 --> 00:47:59,620 huge Peter Vincent fan 1438 00:47:59,620 --> 00:48:01,620 he watches the thing, there's always 1439 00:48:01,620 --> 00:48:03,620 horror movies going on, and yet 1440 00:48:03,620 --> 00:48:05,620 when a vampire moves in next door 1441 00:48:05,620 --> 00:48:07,620 he has to go to his friend 1442 00:48:07,620 --> 00:48:09,620 who's Ed, Evil Ed, is what they 1443 00:48:09,620 --> 00:48:11,620 call him, Evil, and he goes to his 1444 00:48:11,620 --> 00:48:13,620 annoying fucking friend, he's like, how do you kill vampires? 1445 00:48:13,620 --> 00:48:15,620 What are you supposed to do? How do you like, prevent them? 1446 00:48:15,620 --> 00:48:17,620 And his friend's like, hey man, 1447 00:48:17,620 --> 00:48:19,620 you never fucking dealt with a vampire 1448 00:48:19,620 --> 00:48:21,620 before? It's really 1449 00:48:21,620 --> 00:48:23,620 annoying, I'll never do that again, but he's the 1450 00:48:23,620 --> 00:48:25,620 worst thing you've ever heard or seen in a movie 1451 00:48:25,620 --> 00:48:27,620 he tells him, garlic 1452 00:48:27,620 --> 00:48:29,620 steak, sunlight, you know 1453 00:48:29,620 --> 00:48:31,620 all the shit 1454 00:48:31,620 --> 00:48:33,620 but what I didn't know 1455 00:48:33,620 --> 00:48:35,620 until part two 1456 00:48:35,620 --> 00:48:37,620 was, did you guys know that 1457 00:48:37,620 --> 00:48:39,620 roses, according to 1458 00:48:39,620 --> 00:48:41,620 the book Dracula, so we're talking like 1459 00:48:41,620 --> 00:48:43,620 OG vampire source material kind of stuff 1460 00:48:43,620 --> 00:48:45,620 roses, the 1461 00:48:45,620 --> 00:48:47,620 smell, I wrote it down 1462 00:48:47,620 --> 00:48:49,620 I'll get to it in Friday Night's part two 1463 00:48:49,620 --> 00:48:51,620 which I did watch, oh, well 1464 00:48:51,620 --> 00:48:53,620 it's right here, you know what 1465 00:48:53,620 --> 00:48:55,620 no, we'll get back to it, so 1466 00:48:55,620 --> 00:48:57,620 he 1467 00:48:57,620 --> 00:48:59,620 so he watches all these vampire movies, doesn't know 1468 00:48:59,620 --> 00:49:01,620 how to do anything, he has to turn to his friend for help 1469 00:49:01,620 --> 00:49:03,620 whatever, his friend doesn't believe 1470 00:49:03,620 --> 00:49:05,620 him, even though all the characters 1471 00:49:05,620 --> 00:49:07,620 this guy has Dracula posters on his wall 1472 00:49:07,620 --> 00:49:09,620 would believe him, doesn't 1473 00:49:09,620 --> 00:49:11,620 he says, you're crazy man, he he he he 1474 00:49:11,620 --> 00:49:13,620 and then like as they're walking down the street 1475 00:49:13,620 --> 00:49:15,620 there's an alleyway, and he's like 1476 00:49:15,620 --> 00:49:17,620 I'm gonna go down the alleyway, they're like, don't 1477 00:49:17,620 --> 00:49:19,620 there's vampires, like, you promised us 1478 00:49:19,620 --> 00:49:21,620 to stop doing that, I did a different version 1479 00:49:21,620 --> 00:49:23,620 but he's like, alright man, I'm gonna go down 1480 00:49:23,620 --> 00:49:25,620 I'm gonna go down this alley, and 1481 00:49:25,620 --> 00:49:27,620 he goes down the alley and gets 1482 00:49:27,620 --> 00:49:29,620 immediately caught by the vampire 1483 00:49:29,620 --> 00:49:31,620 Jerry, and when his name is 1484 00:49:31,620 --> 00:49:33,620 Jerry, and in the second one, the remake they go like 1485 00:49:33,620 --> 00:49:35,620 Jerry, that's a stupid name 1486 00:49:35,620 --> 00:49:37,620 for a vampire, and it's Jerry in both 1487 00:49:37,620 --> 00:49:39,620 of them, all the names that are in the remake too 1488 00:49:39,620 --> 00:49:41,620 I love it, so Jerry 1489 00:49:41,620 --> 00:49:43,620 takes, but 1490 00:49:43,620 --> 00:49:45,620 this is such a dark 1491 00:49:45,620 --> 00:49:47,620 scene, cause it's like in the alleyway 1492 00:49:47,620 --> 00:49:49,620 and he catches the kid, and the kid immediately 1493 00:49:49,620 --> 00:49:51,620 realizes, like the annoying friend realizes 1494 00:49:51,620 --> 00:49:53,620 oh shit, Charlie was right, he is a vampire 1495 00:49:53,620 --> 00:49:55,620 I'm about to get bit 1496 00:49:55,620 --> 00:49:57,620 and the guys like talk to him, and he's like, hey 1497 00:49:57,620 --> 00:49:59,620 no one respects you, you don't have any friends 1498 00:49:59,620 --> 00:50:01,620 this is gonna make you cool 1499 00:50:01,620 --> 00:50:03,620 like this is gonna like give you what you want 1500 00:50:03,620 --> 00:50:05,620 and as he's talking to him, he doesn't have a choice 1501 00:50:05,620 --> 00:50:07,620 but he's grabbing him, and then the look of like 1502 00:50:07,620 --> 00:50:09,620 the look 1503 00:50:09,620 --> 00:50:11,620 of I'm about to die 1504 00:50:11,620 --> 00:50:13,620 is so tragic 1505 00:50:13,620 --> 00:50:15,620 of this kid's face, where he just accepts it 1506 00:50:15,620 --> 00:50:17,620 and he goes, okay 1507 00:50:17,620 --> 00:50:19,620 he like leans back and gets fucking bit and turned 1508 00:50:19,620 --> 00:50:21,620 it's cool, and then he becomes 1509 00:50:21,620 --> 00:50:23,620 the most annoying vampire you've ever seen in fucking 1510 00:50:23,620 --> 00:50:25,620 life, oh my god, you think he gets 1511 00:50:25,620 --> 00:50:27,620 better when he's a vampire? No, and then at 1512 00:50:27,620 --> 00:50:29,620 one point someone puts a cross on his forehead 1513 00:50:29,620 --> 00:50:31,620 and burns it into it, and he becomes 1514 00:50:31,620 --> 00:50:33,620 even more annoying, because he's 1515 00:50:33,620 --> 00:50:35,620 annoying in pain 1516 00:50:35,620 --> 00:50:37,620 for the rest of the movie, it sucks, but um 1517 00:50:39,620 --> 00:50:41,620 the vampire has his own soundtrack 1518 00:50:41,620 --> 00:50:43,620 and it's 80s synth 1519 00:50:43,620 --> 00:50:45,620 it's dark 80s synth, so I fucking 1520 00:50:45,620 --> 00:50:47,620 love it, he eats a shit 1521 00:50:47,620 --> 00:50:49,620 load of human food 1522 00:50:49,620 --> 00:50:51,620 like fruit and stuff, and I don't know what that's all about 1523 00:50:51,620 --> 00:50:53,620 they go to the most 80s 1524 00:50:53,620 --> 00:50:55,620 club of all time 1525 00:50:55,620 --> 00:50:57,620 and then he takes Marcy 1526 00:50:57,620 --> 00:50:59,620 the vampire, this is 1527 00:50:59,620 --> 00:51:01,620 Charlie and Marcy trying to get away from this guy 1528 00:51:01,620 --> 00:51:03,620 they're in a club, they're 1529 00:51:03,620 --> 00:51:05,620 hanging out, they're like oh god, this has been some shit 1530 00:51:05,620 --> 00:51:07,620 what are we gonna do? Vampire comes 1531 00:51:07,620 --> 00:51:09,620 in, Jerry, looking hot, right? 1532 00:51:09,620 --> 00:51:11,620 he just makes contact 1533 00:51:11,620 --> 00:51:13,620 with Marcy, pulls her onto the dance floor 1534 00:51:13,620 --> 00:51:15,620 with like his mind, she comes onto the dance floor 1535 00:51:15,620 --> 00:51:17,620 and they have the most 1536 00:51:17,620 --> 00:51:19,620 you're gonna get kicked out of a club for 1537 00:51:19,620 --> 00:51:21,620 sex stuff in a club 1538 00:51:21,620 --> 00:51:23,620 dance you've ever seen, she 1539 00:51:23,620 --> 00:51:25,620 goes, I think she puts her mouth 1540 00:51:25,620 --> 00:51:27,620 on his dick outside of his pants 1541 00:51:27,620 --> 00:51:29,620 for a moment, like she's going up 1542 00:51:29,620 --> 00:51:31,620 and down his body, he's caressing her 1543 00:51:31,620 --> 00:51:33,620 Charlie's getting cucked in the corner 1544 00:51:33,620 --> 00:51:35,620 he's trying to get over to her, can't, tries 1545 00:51:35,620 --> 00:51:37,620 to take her, can't 1546 00:51:37,620 --> 00:51:39,620 Jerry gets her, takes her 1547 00:51:39,620 --> 00:51:41,620 to his fucking 1548 00:51:41,620 --> 00:51:43,620 house and starts, what's up? 1549 00:51:43,620 --> 00:51:45,620 just so funny, cause I think Charlie was 1550 00:51:45,620 --> 00:51:47,620 her husband's name on 1551 00:51:47,620 --> 00:51:49,620 married with children 2 1552 00:51:49,620 --> 00:51:51,620 Charlie and Marcy 1553 00:51:51,620 --> 00:51:53,620 Charlie's played by 1554 00:51:53,620 --> 00:51:55,620 Herman's head 1555 00:51:55,620 --> 00:51:57,620 the actor who played Herman's head 1556 00:51:57,620 --> 00:51:59,620 are you familiar with Herman's head? 1557 00:51:59,620 --> 00:52:01,620 no, Herman's head is a TV show 1558 00:52:01,620 --> 00:52:03,620 in which the guy from 1559 00:52:03,620 --> 00:52:05,620 fright night plays a 1560 00:52:05,620 --> 00:52:07,620 it's inside out, the sitcom 1561 00:52:07,620 --> 00:52:09,620 from 30 years ago 1562 00:52:09,620 --> 00:52:11,620 where a man has 1563 00:52:11,620 --> 00:52:13,620 something I don't know 1564 00:52:13,620 --> 00:52:15,620 inside out, the Pixar movie 1565 00:52:15,620 --> 00:52:17,620 where a girl has different 1566 00:52:17,620 --> 00:52:19,620 you see her emotions 1567 00:52:19,620 --> 00:52:21,620 played out in her head, you've seen that 1568 00:52:21,620 --> 00:52:23,620 I know of it 1569 00:52:23,620 --> 00:52:25,620 I'm not really up to date on Pixar 1570 00:52:25,620 --> 00:52:27,620 okay, fair enough 1571 00:52:27,620 --> 00:52:29,620 the very famous inside out movie 1572 00:52:29,620 --> 00:52:31,620 which everyone has seen 1573 00:52:31,620 --> 00:52:33,620 except for you I guess, but it is a super 1574 00:52:33,620 --> 00:52:35,620 popular movie franchise, the second one just came out 1575 00:52:35,620 --> 00:52:37,620 but it's a girl 1576 00:52:37,620 --> 00:52:39,620 with voices, not voices in her head 1577 00:52:39,620 --> 00:52:41,620 but all of her personalities 1578 00:52:41,620 --> 00:52:43,620 and how they interact with each other 1579 00:52:43,620 --> 00:52:45,620 anger, joy, sadness, that kind of stuff 1580 00:52:45,620 --> 00:52:47,620 30 years prior 1581 00:52:47,620 --> 00:52:49,620 you had Herman's head 1582 00:52:49,620 --> 00:52:51,620 which is a sitcom about a guy who was living his everyday life 1583 00:52:51,620 --> 00:52:53,620 but unbeknownst to him 1584 00:52:53,620 --> 00:52:55,620 he had his feminine side 1585 00:52:55,620 --> 00:52:57,620 his masculine 1586 00:52:57,620 --> 00:52:59,620 sports jock side, his nerdy side 1587 00:52:59,620 --> 00:53:01,620 his whatever, personified 1588 00:53:01,620 --> 00:53:03,620 his real actors living in a sitcom 1589 00:53:03,620 --> 00:53:05,620 world of their own inside of his head 1590 00:53:05,620 --> 00:53:07,620 like they had a 1591 00:53:07,620 --> 00:53:09,620 married with children type of like vibe 1592 00:53:09,620 --> 00:53:11,620 with the laugh track whatever inside his head 1593 00:53:11,620 --> 00:53:13,620 I think, and he just lived the regular 1594 00:53:13,620 --> 00:53:15,620 so anyway, him 1595 00:53:15,620 --> 00:53:17,620 he's Charlie 1596 00:53:17,620 --> 00:53:19,620 they have a sex scene 1597 00:53:19,620 --> 00:53:21,620 and I put holy shit that's Marcy from Married with Children 1598 00:53:21,620 --> 00:53:23,620 because that's what I realized 1599 00:53:23,620 --> 00:53:25,620 they go to Peter Vincent 1600 00:53:25,620 --> 00:53:27,620 to try to get his help, which I never understood 1601 00:53:27,620 --> 00:53:29,620 about these movies, but they go to Peter Vincent 1602 00:53:29,620 --> 00:53:31,620 he's like this guy, he's the vampire 1603 00:53:31,620 --> 00:53:33,620 killer, let me go get his help 1604 00:53:33,620 --> 00:53:35,620 so he tries to get his help 1605 00:53:35,620 --> 00:53:37,620 and when Peter Vincent realizes 1606 00:53:37,620 --> 00:53:39,620 that it's a real vampire 1607 00:53:39,620 --> 00:53:41,620 at first he's like alright kid, whatever 1608 00:53:41,620 --> 00:53:43,620 he says no, he says like I'm not gonna do it 1609 00:53:43,620 --> 00:53:45,620 then the friends show up, they're like 1610 00:53:45,620 --> 00:53:47,620 please, our friend is 1611 00:53:47,620 --> 00:53:49,620 he's insane, will you just go show him 1612 00:53:49,620 --> 00:53:51,620 that Jerry's not a fucking vampire so we can move on 1613 00:53:51,620 --> 00:53:53,620 with our lives? They go to the house 1614 00:53:53,620 --> 00:53:55,620 he's like alright, I gotta make sure 1615 00:53:55,620 --> 00:53:57,620 you're not a vampire, here's some holy water 1616 00:53:57,620 --> 00:53:59,620 Jerry drinks it 1617 00:53:59,620 --> 00:54:01,620 no issue whatsoever 1618 00:54:01,620 --> 00:54:03,620 you'll find out later 1619 00:54:03,620 --> 00:54:05,620 because Peter Vincent has no faith 1620 00:54:05,620 --> 00:54:07,620 there's the most iconic scene 1621 00:54:07,620 --> 00:54:09,620 in this whole movie, the one that stuck with me my entire childhood 1622 00:54:09,620 --> 00:54:11,620 is Peter Vincent, the old man 1623 00:54:11,620 --> 00:54:13,620 is holding his cross, this big one 1624 00:54:13,620 --> 00:54:15,620 against Jerry the vampire 1625 00:54:15,620 --> 00:54:17,620 and Jerry like, he's got his 1626 00:54:17,620 --> 00:54:19,620 long nails out and he looks a little bit more vampire-esque 1627 00:54:19,620 --> 00:54:21,620 he reaches out, grabs the cross 1628 00:54:21,620 --> 00:54:23,620 and just crunches in his hand, he's like 1629 00:54:23,620 --> 00:54:25,620 in order for that to work you have to have faith 1630 00:54:25,620 --> 00:54:27,620 and then fucking punches him, and I'm like 1631 00:54:27,620 --> 00:54:29,620 oh that's good 1632 00:54:29,620 --> 00:54:31,620 that's so good 1633 00:54:31,620 --> 00:54:33,620 but it's true, you gotta have faith 1634 00:54:33,620 --> 00:54:35,620 that's the whole storyline to the other movie 1635 00:54:35,620 --> 00:54:37,620 and yours? 1636 00:54:37,620 --> 00:54:39,620 the preacher doesn't have 1637 00:54:39,620 --> 00:54:41,620 faith because his wife died 1638 00:54:41,620 --> 00:54:43,620 and then he gets faith back and he becomes a badass 1639 00:54:43,620 --> 00:54:45,620 then he 1640 00:54:45,620 --> 00:54:47,620 grabs the cross 1641 00:54:47,620 --> 00:54:49,620 but yeah, when Peter Vincent 1642 00:54:49,620 --> 00:54:51,620 finds out that he is a real 1643 00:54:51,620 --> 00:54:53,620 vampire by holding up a mirror and seeing that there's no 1644 00:54:53,620 --> 00:54:55,620 reflection, he basically 1645 00:54:55,620 --> 00:54:57,620 just runs away, like he's a coward 1646 00:54:57,620 --> 00:54:59,620 and he does not want to help 1647 00:54:59,620 --> 00:55:01,620 they have to beg him and beg him 1648 00:55:01,620 --> 00:55:03,620 or he's just fucking smart 1649 00:55:03,620 --> 00:55:05,620 fuck this, I'm out 1650 00:55:05,620 --> 00:55:07,620 I'm a freaking actor 1651 00:55:07,620 --> 00:55:09,620 yeah, exactly, that's what it is 1652 00:55:09,620 --> 00:55:11,620 I agree with you guys, he's like 1653 00:55:11,620 --> 00:55:13,620 you coward, you won't face a real vampire 1654 00:55:13,620 --> 00:55:15,620 but I will say it sucks because Charlie 1655 00:55:15,620 --> 00:55:17,620 doesn't have to go alone 1656 00:55:17,620 --> 00:55:19,620 but the friend turns into a wolf 1657 00:55:19,620 --> 00:55:21,620 okay, so 1658 00:55:21,620 --> 00:55:23,620 when the wolf attacks Peter Vincent 1659 00:55:23,620 --> 00:55:25,620 inside the house 1660 00:55:25,620 --> 00:55:27,620 of 1661 00:55:27,620 --> 00:55:29,620 Charlie's house 1662 00:55:29,620 --> 00:55:31,620 he stakes him through the chest 1663 00:55:31,620 --> 00:55:33,620 and he turns back into his human form 1664 00:55:33,620 --> 00:55:35,620 so he's like real bloody 1665 00:55:35,620 --> 00:55:37,620 and the cross heals on his forehead 1666 00:55:37,620 --> 00:55:39,620 but then he dies as a human and he's like 1667 00:55:39,620 --> 00:55:41,620 naked on the floor, right? 1668 00:55:41,620 --> 00:55:43,620 in the sequel 1669 00:55:43,620 --> 00:55:45,620 which I'll get to 1670 00:55:45,620 --> 00:55:47,620 Charlie 1671 00:55:47,620 --> 00:55:49,620 is seeing a therapist and his therapist 1672 00:55:49,620 --> 00:55:51,620 has finally convinced him that there's no such thing 1673 00:55:51,620 --> 00:55:53,620 as vampires and he asks 1674 00:55:53,620 --> 00:55:55,620 him, are you going to reach out to Peter Vincent? 1675 00:55:55,620 --> 00:55:57,620 I know it's tough because he 1676 00:55:57,620 --> 00:55:59,620 murdered your best friend, I know it was 1677 00:55:59,620 --> 00:56:01,620 self defense but it was a gruesome way 1678 00:56:01,620 --> 00:56:03,620 for someone to die 1679 00:56:03,620 --> 00:56:05,620 so that, I even put 1680 00:56:05,620 --> 00:56:07,620 that's a gruesome death 1681 00:56:07,620 --> 00:56:09,620 for the best friend, he had a pretty violent 1682 00:56:09,620 --> 00:56:11,620 horrific death 1683 00:56:11,620 --> 00:56:13,620 then from the perspective of 1684 00:56:13,620 --> 00:56:15,620 convincing him that 1685 00:56:15,620 --> 00:56:17,620 you're just this old man that you convinced 1686 00:56:17,620 --> 00:56:19,620 to come help you fight this imaginary 1687 00:56:19,620 --> 00:56:21,620 vampire killed your best friend 1688 00:56:21,620 --> 00:56:23,620 in the process, ooh, that's rough 1689 00:56:23,620 --> 00:56:25,620 at least for a moment until you realize there really are vampires 1690 00:56:25,620 --> 00:56:27,620 but main guy 1691 00:56:27,620 --> 00:56:29,620 is Herman's head and the finale 1692 00:56:29,620 --> 00:56:31,620 they are fighting the main 1693 00:56:31,620 --> 00:56:33,620 vampire inside the house 1694 00:56:33,620 --> 00:56:35,620 and it's blacked out 1695 00:56:35,620 --> 00:56:37,620 windows and they throw 1696 00:56:37,620 --> 00:56:39,620 rock and they see sunlight peek through 1697 00:56:39,620 --> 00:56:41,620 so they start smashing all the windows and 1698 00:56:41,620 --> 00:56:43,620 creating like a bar of light 1699 00:56:43,620 --> 00:56:45,620 or whatever and then they 1700 00:56:45,620 --> 00:56:47,620 fight them and then 1701 00:56:47,620 --> 00:56:49,620 at the very end the credits roll and it's the 1702 00:56:49,620 --> 00:56:51,620 most 80's pop song 1703 00:56:51,620 --> 00:56:53,620 you've ever heard, it doesn't fit 1704 00:56:53,620 --> 00:56:55,620 at all the vibe 1705 00:56:55,620 --> 00:56:57,620 of a vampire movie so I was like great 1706 00:56:57,620 --> 00:56:59,620 holds up super great, I give it 1707 00:56:59,620 --> 00:57:01,620 I'll give it 1708 00:57:01,620 --> 00:57:03,620 I'll give it 1709 00:57:03,620 --> 00:57:05,620 five, I give it 1710 00:57:05,620 --> 00:57:07,620 five, marces, what? 1711 00:57:07,620 --> 00:57:09,620 I give it five marces out of 1712 00:57:09,620 --> 00:57:11,620 five marces, five sexual marces 1713 00:57:11,620 --> 00:57:13,620 five sexy marces out of five sexy 1714 00:57:13,620 --> 00:57:15,620 marces, then I did 1715 00:57:15,620 --> 00:57:17,620 Fright Night 2 1716 00:57:17,620 --> 00:57:19,620 because part 2 which I had never seen before 1717 00:57:19,620 --> 00:57:21,620 I didn't even know there was a sequel 1718 00:57:21,620 --> 00:57:23,620 this one's much different but it is a direct 1719 00:57:23,620 --> 00:57:25,620 sequel because it opens with a previously on 1720 00:57:25,620 --> 00:57:27,620 sort of vibe where it shows like 1721 00:57:27,620 --> 00:57:29,620 him fighting Jerry, then he's sitting in the 1722 00:57:29,620 --> 00:57:31,620 therapist office, he killed 1723 00:57:31,620 --> 00:57:33,620 your friend, it's natural to feel a certain 1724 00:57:33,620 --> 00:57:35,620 way I put, he killed your best friend, that's great 1725 00:57:35,620 --> 00:57:37,620 there's an actor 1726 00:57:37,620 --> 00:57:39,620 named Jonathan Cries 1727 00:57:39,620 --> 00:57:41,620 I bet you he got a lot of shit growing up 1728 00:57:41,620 --> 00:57:43,620 I just saw it pop up in the credits I thought 1729 00:57:43,620 --> 00:57:45,620 alright, he has a new girlfriend 1730 00:57:45,620 --> 00:57:47,620 she's hotter, she's the chick from 1731 00:57:47,620 --> 00:57:49,620 my boyfriend's back which I 1732 00:57:49,620 --> 00:57:51,620 found on YouTube for free I'm gonna watch but that's 1733 00:57:51,620 --> 00:57:53,620 a zombie boyfriend, he comes back from 1734 00:57:53,620 --> 00:57:55,620 the dead because he doesn't want to lose the hottest chick in high school 1735 00:57:55,620 --> 00:57:57,620 he dies and then he comes back 1736 00:57:57,620 --> 00:57:59,620 to try to win her, it's a very cute rom-com 1737 00:57:59,620 --> 00:58:01,620 that I loved from the 80's 1738 00:58:01,620 --> 00:58:03,620 and I'm like this definitely feels like a 1739 00:58:03,620 --> 00:58:05,620 sequel, then we're introduced to the 1740 00:58:05,620 --> 00:58:07,620 lamest vampire of all of them which is a 1741 00:58:07,620 --> 00:58:09,620 there's a group of vampires 1742 00:58:09,620 --> 00:58:11,620 two black chicks, tall white guy 1743 00:58:11,620 --> 00:58:13,620 and then this like little skinny white guy 1744 00:58:13,620 --> 00:58:15,620 one of the black chicks is on roller 1745 00:58:15,620 --> 00:58:17,620 blades or roller skates and she 1746 00:58:17,620 --> 00:58:19,620 zooms around and kills her victims with it 1747 00:58:19,620 --> 00:58:21,620 and it's not, it does not 1748 00:58:21,620 --> 00:58:23,620 hold up, it's very very stupid 1749 00:58:23,620 --> 00:58:25,620 I put it very stupid, then you get the 1750 00:58:25,620 --> 00:58:27,620 pervy, there's a pervy 1751 00:58:27,620 --> 00:58:29,620 wolf vampire guy which I love 1752 00:58:29,620 --> 00:58:31,620 this whole time he's trying to get with 1753 00:58:31,620 --> 00:58:33,620 Charlie's girlfriend in this 1754 00:58:33,620 --> 00:58:35,620 one, not Marcy, he's trying to get 1755 00:58:35,620 --> 00:58:37,620 with my boyfriend's back chick 1756 00:58:37,620 --> 00:58:39,620 so he's like creeping on her in her dorm 1757 00:58:39,620 --> 00:58:41,620 cause now it's college, so he's like up there in his 1758 00:58:41,620 --> 00:58:43,620 wolf form, his like wolf vampire form 1759 00:58:43,620 --> 00:58:45,620 he's like in a wolf vampire hybrid 1760 00:58:45,620 --> 00:58:47,620 werewolf vibe, whatever 1761 00:58:47,620 --> 00:58:49,620 he's crawling up the thing, he's like on her thing and he's watching her 1762 00:58:49,620 --> 00:58:51,620 he's like trying to get through a window 1763 00:58:51,620 --> 00:58:53,620 she shuts her window 1764 00:58:53,620 --> 00:58:55,620 his nails break, he falls to the floor 1765 00:58:55,620 --> 00:58:57,620 and his tall buddy's standing and goes like 1766 00:58:57,620 --> 00:58:59,620 you're supposed to bite him on the neck 1767 00:58:59,620 --> 00:59:01,620 gives him shit for it and that comes back so much 1768 00:59:01,620 --> 00:59:03,620 the side, those two side 1769 00:59:03,620 --> 00:59:05,620 vampires are the most entertaining 1770 00:59:05,620 --> 00:59:07,620 part of this movie, the tall guy 1771 00:59:07,620 --> 00:59:09,620 who is, you would recognize him 1772 00:59:09,620 --> 00:59:11,620 as 1773 00:59:11,620 --> 00:59:13,620 oh my god, it's been so many things 1774 00:59:13,620 --> 00:59:15,620 I don't know if it's worth pulling up 1775 00:59:15,620 --> 00:59:17,620 but it's 1776 00:59:17,620 --> 00:59:19,620 he's a super big guy 1777 00:59:19,620 --> 00:59:21,620 he's in 1778 00:59:23,620 --> 00:59:25,620 shit, I'm so sorry everybody 1779 00:59:25,620 --> 00:59:27,620 oh my god, I hate this new thing that they do with 1780 00:59:27,620 --> 00:59:29,620 with google 1781 00:59:29,620 --> 00:59:31,620 ok, it's this guy right here 1782 00:59:31,620 --> 00:59:33,620 Brian Thompson 1783 00:59:33,620 --> 00:59:35,620 he's a big motherfucker, he was in 1784 00:59:35,620 --> 00:59:37,620 Mortal Kombat Annihilation, he played Shao Kahn 1785 00:59:37,620 --> 00:59:39,620 he's the punk that the Terminator takes 1786 00:59:39,620 --> 00:59:41,620 this clothes from, I need your clothes 1787 00:59:41,620 --> 00:59:43,620 is this the guy that looks 1788 00:59:43,620 --> 00:59:45,620 kind of like Jaws, go up 1789 00:59:45,620 --> 00:59:47,620 oh yeah, he's exactly who you think he looks like 1790 00:59:47,620 --> 00:59:49,620 yeah, he looks like Jaws 1791 00:59:49,620 --> 00:59:51,620 yeah, this big 1792 00:59:51,620 --> 00:59:53,620 motherfucker right here from X-Files 1793 00:59:53,620 --> 00:59:55,620 from Orville 1794 00:59:57,620 --> 00:59:59,620 I'm confusing with the character that played Jaws 1795 00:59:59,620 --> 01:00:01,620 years ago 1796 01:00:01,620 --> 01:00:03,620 yeah, James Bond 1797 01:00:03,620 --> 01:00:05,620 yeah, James Bond 1798 01:00:05,620 --> 01:00:07,620 so, he, his 1799 01:00:07,620 --> 01:00:09,620 he's the vampire in this, he's always dressed up in a suit 1800 01:00:09,620 --> 01:00:11,620 he's very clean 1801 01:00:11,620 --> 01:00:13,620 he doesn't want to get anything dirty 1802 01:00:13,620 --> 01:00:15,620 he picks up bugs 1803 01:00:15,620 --> 01:00:17,620 he names the scientific name for it 1804 01:00:17,620 --> 01:00:19,620 and then he eats the bug 1805 01:00:19,620 --> 01:00:21,620 and so later I showed you guys how he died 1806 01:00:21,620 --> 01:00:23,620 he gets ripped open and then bugs fall out of his stomach 1807 01:00:23,620 --> 01:00:25,620 what a cool effect that was 1808 01:00:25,620 --> 01:00:27,620 but 1809 01:00:27,620 --> 01:00:29,620 I put the, yeah, so 1810 01:00:29,620 --> 01:00:31,620 Regine, who's the main 1811 01:00:31,620 --> 01:00:33,620 vampire chick 1812 01:00:33,620 --> 01:00:35,620 is fucking hot 1813 01:00:35,620 --> 01:00:37,620 she seduces Charlie, she gets him to be his 1814 01:00:37,620 --> 01:00:39,620 thrall, she bites his neck 1815 01:00:39,620 --> 01:00:41,620 she turns him into a half vampire later 1816 01:00:41,620 --> 01:00:43,620 uh 1817 01:00:43,620 --> 01:00:45,620 Fright Night, the college years is what I put 1818 01:00:45,620 --> 01:00:47,620 um, oh 1819 01:00:47,620 --> 01:00:49,620 her brother was Jerry 1820 01:00:49,620 --> 01:00:51,620 which doesn't make sense, but her brother 1821 01:00:51,620 --> 01:00:53,620 was, oh, here's a line 1822 01:00:53,620 --> 01:00:55,620 Jerry Dandridge was a thousand years old when 1823 01:00:55,620 --> 01:00:57,620 you spilled his blood, I thought that was cool 1824 01:00:57,620 --> 01:00:59,620 so she's going to turn him into a vampire and then torture 1825 01:00:59,620 --> 01:01:01,620 him forever 1826 01:01:01,620 --> 01:01:03,620 is sort of what she wanted to do with George Clooney 1827 01:01:03,620 --> 01:01:05,620 so I'm high, yeah, very similar 1828 01:01:05,620 --> 01:01:07,620 movies, uh, Wolf Boy 1829 01:01:07,620 --> 01:01:09,620 oh, so then Wolf Boy 1830 01:01:09,620 --> 01:01:11,620 shows up, I call him Wolf Boy, but 1831 01:01:11,620 --> 01:01:13,620 he's another vampire, but he shows up 1832 01:01:13,620 --> 01:01:15,620 when Jerry's, or when Charlie's 1833 01:01:15,620 --> 01:01:17,620 busy and takes 1834 01:01:17,620 --> 01:01:19,620 his girlfriend to a concert 1835 01:01:19,620 --> 01:01:21,620 and tries to hook up with her and he starts 1836 01:01:21,620 --> 01:01:23,620 to kind of fall for her and when he, like 1837 01:01:23,620 --> 01:01:25,620 even when he leaves the concert he's like, oh that was fun 1838 01:01:25,620 --> 01:01:27,620 the other guy's like, you're supposed to bite her on the neck 1839 01:01:27,620 --> 01:01:29,620 uh, he keeps saying this over and 1840 01:01:29,620 --> 01:01:31,620 over again, because the dude's like falling for it 1841 01:01:31,620 --> 01:01:33,620 and then he becomes sweet until he tries to rape her, then it's 1842 01:01:33,620 --> 01:01:35,620 then it's, you know 1843 01:01:35,620 --> 01:01:37,620 oh, he says, I'm not hungry right now 1844 01:01:37,620 --> 01:01:39,620 it's like his excuse, but he's like, he's falling for it 1845 01:01:39,620 --> 01:01:41,620 um, these side bands 1846 01:01:41,620 --> 01:01:43,620 are just as interesting as the main ones 1847 01:01:43,620 --> 01:01:45,620 um, the moth, the scientific name 1848 01:01:45,620 --> 01:01:47,620 uh, he eats it, Peter Vincent 1849 01:01:47,620 --> 01:01:49,620 is scared still 1850 01:01:49,620 --> 01:01:51,620 but he, I love it 1851 01:01:51,620 --> 01:01:53,620 uh, he genuinely fears dying by vampires 1852 01:01:53,620 --> 01:01:55,620 he gets in his car at one point and just tries to 1853 01:01:55,620 --> 01:01:57,620 fuck off, but then like, his morals 1854 01:01:57,620 --> 01:01:59,620 wouldn't you? yeah 1855 01:01:59,620 --> 01:02:01,620 and then we get, now I work in the pizza business 1856 01:02:01,620 --> 01:02:03,620 and Mike works in the pizza business 1857 01:02:03,620 --> 01:02:05,620 and I put at 1858 01:02:05,620 --> 01:02:07,620 at 51 minutes and 36 seconds in 1859 01:02:07,620 --> 01:02:09,620 you get the pizza 1860 01:02:09,620 --> 01:02:11,620 exposition dump of a 1861 01:02:11,620 --> 01:02:13,620 lifetime, where he's just 1862 01:02:13,620 --> 01:02:15,620 at a pizza counter and some chick's like 1863 01:02:15,620 --> 01:02:17,620 I've got natural whole grain 1864 01:02:17,620 --> 01:02:19,620 wheat bread, none of that 1865 01:02:19,620 --> 01:02:21,620 preservatives, the sauce was 1866 01:02:21,620 --> 01:02:23,620 manually brought here from Italy this morning 1867 01:02:23,620 --> 01:02:25,620 it was pure press, tomato, you know, like 1868 01:02:25,620 --> 01:02:27,620 whatever, and he's like, no I'm sold, he's like 1869 01:02:27,620 --> 01:02:29,620 sausages were cut, but he's like, no I'm good 1870 01:02:29,620 --> 01:02:31,620 it's just like she keeps, and then he 1871 01:02:31,620 --> 01:02:33,620 eats the thing, because it's garlic 1872 01:02:33,620 --> 01:02:35,620 he spits it out, but what a way to show 1873 01:02:35,620 --> 01:02:37,620 he's allergic to garlic 1874 01:02:37,620 --> 01:02:39,620 there might have been a less 1875 01:02:39,620 --> 01:02:41,620 a less two minute long scene to show 1876 01:02:41,620 --> 01:02:43,620 there's a whole clove of garlic on 1877 01:02:43,620 --> 01:02:45,620 each slice, exactly, that's what she says 1878 01:02:45,620 --> 01:02:47,620 um, Shao Kahn 1879 01:02:47,620 --> 01:02:49,620 the actor, guess what else he's been in 1880 01:02:49,620 --> 01:02:51,620 Buffy 1881 01:02:51,620 --> 01:02:53,620 Buffy the vampire slayer, four 1882 01:02:53,620 --> 01:02:55,620 he has been in there 1883 01:02:55,620 --> 01:02:57,620 and then I have 1884 01:02:57,620 --> 01:02:59,620 oh 1885 01:02:59,620 --> 01:03:01,620 Peter Vincent, after 1886 01:03:01,620 --> 01:03:03,620 fucking off, this is where he comes back, but he's sitting 1887 01:03:03,620 --> 01:03:05,620 in a bar, and this guy walks 1888 01:03:05,620 --> 01:03:07,620 up to him, he's like, hey man, how have I not 1889 01:03:07,620 --> 01:03:09,620 seen you before? He's like 1890 01:03:09,620 --> 01:03:11,620 yeah, I'm Peter Vincent, the vampire 1891 01:03:11,620 --> 01:03:13,620 killer, he's like, man what'd you say 1892 01:03:13,620 --> 01:03:15,620 I'm a vampire killer 1893 01:03:15,620 --> 01:03:17,620 he's like, what man, what'd you talk about 1894 01:03:17,620 --> 01:03:19,620 and then as he's looking at the 1895 01:03:19,620 --> 01:03:21,620 as he's saying it, he goes, I'm a vampire 1896 01:03:21,620 --> 01:03:23,620 killer, and then the guy's like, what'd you talk about 1897 01:03:23,620 --> 01:03:25,620 and then he looks at the TV, cause he sees 1898 01:03:25,620 --> 01:03:27,620 something, he sees Regine took over 1899 01:03:27,620 --> 01:03:29,620 his, his beat, she took over 1900 01:03:29,620 --> 01:03:31,620 his show, that's part of it, so he's watching 1901 01:03:31,620 --> 01:03:33,620 he goes, I kill 1902 01:03:33,620 --> 01:03:35,620 vampires, and he stands 1903 01:03:35,620 --> 01:03:37,620 up, and he goes to like his call of action 1904 01:03:37,620 --> 01:03:39,620 very cool 1905 01:03:39,620 --> 01:03:41,620 so according to Dracula 1906 01:03:41,620 --> 01:03:43,620 roses hurt vampires 1907 01:03:43,620 --> 01:03:45,620 the scent keeps them at 1908 01:03:45,620 --> 01:03:47,620 bay, the thorns trap 1909 01:03:47,620 --> 01:03:49,620 vampires in the grave 1910 01:03:49,620 --> 01:03:51,620 and the petals can damage a vampire 1911 01:03:51,620 --> 01:03:53,620 so they go, they get a bunch of stuff 1912 01:03:53,620 --> 01:03:55,620 from the, Charlie 1913 01:03:55,620 --> 01:03:57,620 is, the therapist 1914 01:03:57,620 --> 01:03:59,620 turned out to be a vampire 1915 01:03:59,620 --> 01:04:01,620 I didn't see that coming, but the therapist 1916 01:04:01,620 --> 01:04:03,620 is giving the girl, his girlfriend a ride 1917 01:04:03,620 --> 01:04:05,620 and they're at a train track, and they start to 1918 01:04:05,620 --> 01:04:07,620 he's, he's vampsawing her, and he tries to kill her 1919 01:04:07,620 --> 01:04:09,620 what was 1920 01:04:09,620 --> 01:04:11,620 the vampire movie we watched earlier this year 1921 01:04:11,620 --> 01:04:13,620 that had roses in it, cause that's 1922 01:04:13,620 --> 01:04:15,620 the only place I've ever seen that before 1923 01:04:17,620 --> 01:04:19,620 we watched it for this show 1924 01:04:19,620 --> 01:04:21,620 earlier this year, and it was a comedy 1925 01:04:21,620 --> 01:04:23,620 it had 1926 01:04:23,620 --> 01:04:25,620 Day Shift 1927 01:04:25,620 --> 01:04:27,620 Day Shift, the house, remember they had 1928 01:04:27,620 --> 01:04:29,620 roses all around the house 1929 01:04:29,620 --> 01:04:31,620 there we go, yeah, so there we go, it has 1930 01:04:31,620 --> 01:04:33,620 been mentioned, good catch 1931 01:04:33,620 --> 01:04:35,620 that was earlier this year 1932 01:04:35,620 --> 01:04:37,620 it might have been last year, I've been here since season 1933 01:04:37,620 --> 01:04:39,620 two, episode one, it was Day Shift 1934 01:04:39,620 --> 01:04:41,620 but the therapist 1935 01:04:41,620 --> 01:04:43,620 being a vampire was so funny because 1936 01:04:43,620 --> 01:04:45,620 when he, when he dies 1937 01:04:45,620 --> 01:04:47,620 he dies 1938 01:04:47,620 --> 01:04:49,620 so she kills him, like 1939 01:04:49,620 --> 01:04:51,620 so she stabs him 1940 01:04:51,620 --> 01:04:53,620 she pulls a fucking 1941 01:04:53,620 --> 01:04:55,620 steak out of a railroad 1942 01:04:55,620 --> 01:04:57,620 plank, which, okay 1943 01:04:57,620 --> 01:04:59,620 but then she stabs him in the chest, it doesn't quite do the job 1944 01:04:59,620 --> 01:05:01,620 all the way, so he's not quite dead 1945 01:05:01,620 --> 01:05:03,620 and she's like, uh 1946 01:05:03,620 --> 01:05:05,620 and she's reaching for him, he's like, no, don't 1947 01:05:05,620 --> 01:05:07,620 it's important for you to address 1948 01:05:07,620 --> 01:05:09,620 what you're feeling right now, I'll get this 1949 01:05:09,620 --> 01:05:11,620 and he like takes the steak and 1950 01:05:11,620 --> 01:05:13,620 he trips, and he lands 1951 01:05:13,620 --> 01:05:15,620 on the steak more, and he kills himself 1952 01:05:15,620 --> 01:05:17,620 and uh, and he goes 1953 01:05:17,620 --> 01:05:19,620 it's just like, it's okay, it's like, you know 1954 01:05:19,620 --> 01:05:21,620 these things happen or whatever, like he's still being a therapist 1955 01:05:21,620 --> 01:05:23,620 looking out for her best interest 1956 01:05:23,620 --> 01:05:25,620 after having just wanted to kill her 1957 01:05:25,620 --> 01:05:27,620 I thought that was really funny and well done 1958 01:05:27,620 --> 01:05:29,620 uh, so then she hooks up 1959 01:05:29,620 --> 01:05:31,620 with Peter Vincent, they go to like 1960 01:05:31,620 --> 01:05:33,620 the, they get a bunch of supplies 1961 01:05:33,620 --> 01:05:35,620 like they, they get ready to go 1962 01:05:35,620 --> 01:05:37,620 he gets a canister full of holy water 1963 01:05:37,620 --> 01:05:39,620 a bunch of weapons 1964 01:05:39,620 --> 01:05:41,620 and shit, and they go and they fight the vampires 1965 01:05:41,620 --> 01:05:43,620 it's a big old fucking uh 1966 01:05:43,620 --> 01:05:45,620 thing, one of the deaths 1967 01:05:45,620 --> 01:05:47,620 is he takes the holy water 1968 01:05:47,620 --> 01:05:49,620 he sprays one of the vampires in the face 1969 01:05:49,620 --> 01:05:51,620 the vampire, he 1970 01:05:51,620 --> 01:05:53,620 didn't know if it was gonna work, it hits him, he goes 1971 01:05:53,620 --> 01:05:55,620 aaaargh, like he's 1972 01:05:55,620 --> 01:05:57,620 slightly burnt and he goes, sweet 1973 01:05:57,620 --> 01:05:59,620 and just holds it down 1974 01:05:59,620 --> 01:06:01,620 and he goes through the guy's face 1975 01:06:01,620 --> 01:06:03,620 and then it starts out of his 1976 01:06:03,620 --> 01:06:05,620 neck, just ripping his fucking body 1977 01:06:05,620 --> 01:06:07,620 down, it's such a cool death scene 1978 01:06:07,620 --> 01:06:09,620 uh, and then I put the 1979 01:06:09,620 --> 01:06:11,620 and then I showed you that the bug boy gets 1980 01:06:11,620 --> 01:06:13,620 murdered and uh, then 1981 01:06:13,620 --> 01:06:15,620 they cover the other one in like a holy cloth 1982 01:06:15,620 --> 01:06:17,620 and murder her 1983 01:06:17,620 --> 01:06:19,620 and then there's just a big fight out in the basement 1984 01:06:19,620 --> 01:06:21,620 it's cool, they put communion wafers in her coffin 1985 01:06:21,620 --> 01:06:23,620 to prevent her from uh 1986 01:06:23,620 --> 01:06:25,620 going there to get away from the sunlight 1987 01:06:25,620 --> 01:06:27,620 they stop an elevator shaft, big old fight 1988 01:06:27,620 --> 01:06:29,620 scene, very cool, loved it 1989 01:06:29,620 --> 01:06:31,620 I give it five um 1990 01:06:31,620 --> 01:06:33,620 roller skating vampires 1991 01:06:33,620 --> 01:06:35,620 out of five roller skating vampires 1992 01:06:35,620 --> 01:06:37,620 and then I watched of course 1993 01:06:37,620 --> 01:06:39,620 the 2011 1994 01:06:39,620 --> 01:06:41,620 remake, this one will be quick 1995 01:06:41,620 --> 01:06:43,620 it stars Anton Yelchin 1996 01:06:43,620 --> 01:06:45,620 Colin Farrell is the Jerry 1997 01:06:45,620 --> 01:06:47,620 Anton Yelchin is the Charlie 1998 01:06:47,620 --> 01:06:49,620 Hot Chick is his girlfriend 1999 01:06:49,620 --> 01:06:51,620 um, and 2000 01:06:51,620 --> 01:06:53,620 it's 2001 01:06:53,620 --> 01:06:55,620 probably one of, it's probably my 2002 01:06:55,620 --> 01:06:57,620 favorite remake of all time 2003 01:06:57,620 --> 01:06:59,620 we're talking just movie, remakes 2004 01:06:59,620 --> 01:07:01,620 just in general, really 2005 01:07:01,620 --> 01:07:03,620 good remake, is it a faithful 2006 01:07:03,620 --> 01:07:05,620 remake? No, there's some differences 2007 01:07:05,620 --> 01:07:07,620 like uh, his 2008 01:07:07,620 --> 01:07:09,620 friend is the one that notices the vampires 2009 01:07:09,620 --> 01:07:11,620 at first and tells 2010 01:07:11,620 --> 01:07:13,620 in a really cool way, cause he's like Anton Yelchin 2011 01:07:13,620 --> 01:07:15,620 sitting there in uh 2012 01:07:15,620 --> 01:07:17,620 in class and the 2013 01:07:17,620 --> 01:07:19,620 teacher's calling roll call and there's 2014 01:07:19,620 --> 01:07:21,620 like two or three boys 2015 01:07:21,620 --> 01:07:23,620 that don't answer their name 2016 01:07:23,620 --> 01:07:25,620 and he kind of is like, huh, kind of catches 2017 01:07:25,620 --> 01:07:27,620 it and he looks over and he sees 2018 01:07:27,620 --> 01:07:29,620 um, McLovin, the kid that plays McLovin 2019 01:07:29,620 --> 01:07:31,620 is his friend in this one, a lot less 2020 01:07:31,620 --> 01:07:33,620 annoying than the uh, the dude 2021 01:07:33,620 --> 01:07:35,620 from the first one and they uh 2022 01:07:35,620 --> 01:07:37,620 he tells him like, haven't you noticed that 2023 01:07:37,620 --> 01:07:39,620 uh, like everyone's gone missing 2024 01:07:39,620 --> 01:07:41,620 like their third best friend when they were 2025 01:07:41,620 --> 01:07:43,620 growing up is missing 2026 01:07:43,620 --> 01:07:45,620 but Anton Yelchin's character Charlie 2027 01:07:45,620 --> 01:07:47,620 in this one, he's now popular, like he has 2028 01:07:47,620 --> 01:07:49,620 he's dating the Hot Chick, he's got cool 2029 01:07:49,620 --> 01:07:51,620 friends, he's got Dave Franco as a friend 2030 01:07:51,620 --> 01:07:53,620 so I mean, you know you're cool and Dave Franco 2031 01:07:53,620 --> 01:07:55,620 is a friend, and uh 2032 01:07:55,620 --> 01:07:57,620 yeah, they turn 2033 01:07:57,620 --> 01:07:59,620 uh, it's the same thing, shit, they turn 2034 01:07:59,620 --> 01:08:01,620 Jerry turns uh 2035 01:08:01,620 --> 01:08:03,620 McLovin into a vampire because 2036 01:08:03,620 --> 01:08:05,620 he realizes that McLovin's onto him 2037 01:08:05,620 --> 01:08:07,620 and another really cool scene 2038 01:08:07,620 --> 01:08:09,620 is they're in a 2039 01:08:09,620 --> 01:08:11,620 housing development uh, near 2040 01:08:11,620 --> 01:08:13,620 Vegas, that's like where they're at, so it's like this 2041 01:08:13,620 --> 01:08:15,620 just built community uh 2042 01:08:15,620 --> 01:08:17,620 and McLovin's running away from 2043 01:08:17,620 --> 01:08:19,620 Jerry and he smashes through a door 2044 01:08:19,620 --> 01:08:21,620 unlocks it, jumps inside 2045 01:08:21,620 --> 01:08:23,620 he goes, can't come in, I didn't 2046 01:08:23,620 --> 01:08:25,620 invite you, and Jerry looks 2047 01:08:25,620 --> 01:08:27,620 around, takes a deliberate 2048 01:08:27,620 --> 01:08:29,620 step in and he goes, doesn't work for abandoned 2049 01:08:29,620 --> 01:08:31,620 houses, and then he fucking 2050 01:08:31,620 --> 01:08:33,620 takes him, throws him in the pool 2051 01:08:33,620 --> 01:08:35,620 takes him in, then you see that same 2052 01:08:35,620 --> 01:08:37,620 heartbreaking moment where he knows 2053 01:08:37,620 --> 01:08:39,620 he's about to die, and he just goes, okay 2054 01:08:39,620 --> 01:08:41,620 and like he gets bit, and I'm like, oh it's 2055 01:08:41,620 --> 01:08:43,620 good, um, Jerry and this 2056 01:08:43,620 --> 01:08:45,620 one, Paul and Farrell, holy 2057 01:08:45,620 --> 01:08:47,620 shit, is he intimidating 2058 01:08:47,620 --> 01:08:49,620 he's so 2059 01:08:49,620 --> 01:08:51,620 intimidating, uh 2060 01:08:51,620 --> 01:08:53,620 he's not, he's unstoppable, he's like 2061 01:08:53,620 --> 01:08:55,620 a force to be reckoned with 2062 01:08:55,620 --> 01:08:57,620 there's a moment, I showed this to Mike earlier, I think 2063 01:08:57,620 --> 01:08:59,620 right, the, maybe I didn't 2064 01:08:59,620 --> 01:09:01,620 the one with the gas main, did I show both 2065 01:09:01,620 --> 01:09:03,620 of you? Yeah. Okay, did I show you? Yeah. 2066 01:09:03,620 --> 01:09:05,620 Okay, cause there's a scene 2067 01:09:05,620 --> 01:09:07,620 where, uh, Jerry, the vampire 2068 01:09:07,620 --> 01:09:09,620 they run inside, he finally 2069 01:09:09,620 --> 01:09:11,620 convinces his mom and his girlfriend 2070 01:09:11,620 --> 01:09:13,620 don't invite him in, please don't 2071 01:09:13,620 --> 01:09:15,620 you have to trust me, don't invite him in, she's struggling 2072 01:09:15,620 --> 01:09:17,620 with it and she goes, you know what, Jerry 2073 01:09:17,620 --> 01:09:19,620 you can call the police, I don't care 2074 01:09:19,620 --> 01:09:21,620 I'll play your game, yeah, whatever 2075 01:09:21,620 --> 01:09:23,620 and Jerry's like, okay, so 2076 01:09:23,620 --> 01:09:25,620 he gets a shovel and a circular saw 2077 01:09:25,620 --> 01:09:27,620 like a little saw, he goes to 2078 01:09:27,620 --> 01:09:29,620 their backyard, rips out 2079 01:09:29,620 --> 01:09:31,620 chunks of grass, finds their gas 2080 01:09:31,620 --> 01:09:33,620 main, rips it out just enough 2081 01:09:33,620 --> 01:09:35,620 so that it's causing a gas leak 2082 01:09:35,620 --> 01:09:37,620 inside their house, cuts the 2083 01:09:37,620 --> 01:09:39,620 thing open, lights it on fire 2084 01:09:39,620 --> 01:09:41,620 blows up their house from the inside 2085 01:09:41,620 --> 01:09:43,620 forcing them to get in their car, drive away 2086 01:09:43,620 --> 01:09:45,620 then he chases them down into his 2087 01:09:45,620 --> 01:09:47,620 truck, it is 2088 01:09:47,620 --> 01:09:49,620 just absolutely terrifying 2089 01:09:49,620 --> 01:09:51,620 um, the movie 2090 01:09:51,620 --> 01:09:53,620 is, I didn't get, uh, I know that 2091 01:09:53,620 --> 01:09:55,620 they, I know that they eventually 2092 01:09:55,620 --> 01:09:57,620 win or whatever 2093 01:09:57,620 --> 01:09:59,620 I wasn't able to finish it because I was trying to finish 2094 01:09:59,620 --> 01:10:01,620 this morning, but 2095 01:10:01,620 --> 01:10:03,620 the Peter, so Peter Vincent 2096 01:10:03,620 --> 01:10:05,620 in this movie is played by the 2097 01:10:05,620 --> 01:10:07,620 David Tennant 2098 01:10:07,620 --> 01:10:09,620 from Doctor Who, and he plays 2099 01:10:09,620 --> 01:10:11,620 a, instead of old 2100 01:10:11,620 --> 01:10:13,620 timey B movie 2101 01:10:13,620 --> 01:10:15,620 guy, like an Elvira type 2102 01:10:15,620 --> 01:10:17,620 he plays a 2103 01:10:17,620 --> 01:10:19,620 Criss Angel type, like 2104 01:10:19,620 --> 01:10:21,620 a mind freak 2105 01:10:21,620 --> 01:10:23,620 sort of thing, a Vegas magician 2106 01:10:23,620 --> 01:10:25,620 and so it's way, it's harder 2107 01:10:25,620 --> 01:10:27,620 like, it's harder for him to get a, you know, talk to him or whatever 2108 01:10:27,620 --> 01:10:29,620 uh, oh 2109 01:10:29,620 --> 01:10:31,620 the opening to this 2110 01:10:31,620 --> 01:10:33,620 the intro to this is a kid 2111 01:10:33,620 --> 01:10:35,620 unrelated to anything, he might even be the best 2112 01:10:35,620 --> 01:10:37,620 friend of, uh, the one 2113 01:10:37,620 --> 01:10:39,620 that gets killed now that I think about it 2114 01:10:39,620 --> 01:10:41,620 he's running away, he, like his whole family's 2115 01:10:41,620 --> 01:10:43,620 dead, he's in the house 2116 01:10:43,620 --> 01:10:45,620 he gets underneath the bed, right 2117 01:10:45,620 --> 01:10:47,620 he reaches, like he's underneath the bed, he's trying to hide 2118 01:10:47,620 --> 01:10:49,620 from the killer, his dad is 2119 01:10:49,620 --> 01:10:51,620 laying dead next to him, and I think his mom's 2120 01:10:51,620 --> 01:10:53,620 on the other side, they're both, they're bloody corpses on the ground 2121 01:10:53,620 --> 01:10:55,620 he reaches up, he grabs the revolver 2122 01:10:55,620 --> 01:10:57,620 he pulls the revolver from underneath 2123 01:10:57,620 --> 01:10:59,620 the mattress, where they keep it 2124 01:10:59,620 --> 01:11:01,620 he has the revolver, it has it, it needs to be unlocked 2125 01:11:01,620 --> 01:11:03,620 so he reaches into his dad's pocket 2126 01:11:03,620 --> 01:11:05,620 grabs the key, and as he's unlocking 2127 01:11:05,620 --> 01:11:07,620 it, like, you know, trying to jiggle 2128 01:11:07,620 --> 01:11:09,620 with it, from the side you just see the dad's 2129 01:11:09,620 --> 01:11:11,620 body, just getting slowly 2130 01:11:11,620 --> 01:11:13,620 dragged away 2131 01:11:13,620 --> 01:11:15,620 and when he, uh, drops 2132 01:11:15,620 --> 01:11:17,620 the, when he drops the lock 2133 01:11:17,620 --> 01:11:19,620 or whatever, like after he puts the lock 2134 01:11:19,620 --> 01:11:21,620 he actually drops it, you just see the vampire 2135 01:11:21,620 --> 01:11:23,620 you just see Jerry, like pick up the lock 2136 01:11:23,620 --> 01:11:25,620 and you know the kid's like, oh fuck, like 2137 01:11:25,620 --> 01:11:27,620 it's just so well done and 2138 01:11:27,620 --> 01:11:29,620 so creepy, um 2139 01:11:29,620 --> 01:11:31,620 and then Elton Yelchin is 2140 01:11:31,620 --> 01:11:33,620 one of my favorite actors, I'm so 2141 01:11:33,620 --> 01:11:35,620 sad that he passed away, he was such a 2142 01:11:35,620 --> 01:11:37,620 up and coming actor, I really like 2143 01:11:37,620 --> 01:11:39,620 him, uh 2144 01:11:39,620 --> 01:11:41,620 I won't go in full, full fledge, but 2145 01:11:41,620 --> 01:11:43,620 as far as remakes go, I think 2146 01:11:43,620 --> 01:11:45,620 Colin Farrell is way 2147 01:11:45,620 --> 01:11:47,620 he's my favorite 2148 01:11:47,620 --> 01:11:49,620 Jerry by far, I think 2149 01:11:49,620 --> 01:11:51,620 Anton Yelchin is my favorite Charlie 2150 01:11:51,620 --> 01:11:53,620 I think the soundtrack 2151 01:11:53,620 --> 01:11:55,620 in the first one is better with the synth 2152 01:11:55,620 --> 01:11:57,620 I think that the 2153 01:11:57,620 --> 01:11:59,620 Marcy was a better Marcy 2154 01:11:59,620 --> 01:12:01,620 But you like McLovin better in this one 2155 01:12:01,620 --> 01:12:03,620 I like McLovin better in this one, and I want to see this movie with McLovin 2156 01:12:03,620 --> 01:12:05,620 playing McLovin, cause I think 2157 01:12:05,620 --> 01:12:07,620 that would be great, uh, this is gonna show the 2158 01:12:07,620 --> 01:12:09,620 age of this episode, what's that 2159 01:12:09,620 --> 01:12:11,620 uh, but months ago, today 2160 01:12:11,620 --> 01:12:13,620 Trump got shot 2161 01:12:13,620 --> 01:12:15,620 somebody shot Trump today, just now 2162 01:12:15,620 --> 01:12:17,620 Whoa, are you fucking serious? 2163 01:12:17,620 --> 01:12:19,620 He got fucking shot 2164 01:12:19,620 --> 01:12:21,620 He's alive, you made that up 2165 01:12:21,620 --> 01:12:23,620 No shit, that's on your phone right now 2166 01:12:23,620 --> 01:12:25,620 Trump survives a parent 2167 01:12:25,620 --> 01:12:27,620 assassination attempt at Pennsylvania rally 2168 01:12:27,620 --> 01:12:29,620 Trump injured at shooting 2169 01:12:29,620 --> 01:12:31,620 His ears bloody 2170 01:12:31,620 --> 01:12:33,620 I only 2171 01:12:33,620 --> 01:12:35,620 I only found that out because 2172 01:12:35,620 --> 01:12:37,620 Anthony just posted in the Mojave comedy group chat 2173 01:12:37,620 --> 01:12:39,620 Mark Norman 2174 01:12:39,620 --> 01:12:41,620 A quote by Stormy Daniels, now we've both 2175 01:12:41,620 --> 01:12:45,620 been shot in the face 2176 01:12:45,620 --> 01:12:47,620 That's fucked up 2177 01:12:47,620 --> 01:12:49,620 FRP exclusive 2178 01:12:49,620 --> 01:12:51,620 from several months ago 2179 01:12:51,620 --> 01:12:53,620 We were right here 2180 01:12:53,620 --> 01:12:55,620 Holy shit 2181 01:12:55,620 --> 01:12:57,620 20 minutes ago, it just happened 2182 01:12:57,620 --> 01:12:59,620 20 minutes and 4 months ago 2183 01:12:59,620 --> 01:13:01,620 Oh shit, they got him dude 2184 01:13:01,620 --> 01:13:03,620 That's a little bit all of it 2185 01:13:03,620 --> 01:13:05,620 That's just a couple of little tells 2186 01:13:05,620 --> 01:13:07,620 If you want to see them 2187 01:13:07,620 --> 01:13:09,620 You can check them out 2188 01:13:09,620 --> 01:13:11,620 Oh 2189 01:13:11,620 --> 01:13:13,620 He got shot in the fucking ear 2190 01:13:13,620 --> 01:13:15,620 Sounds like a pellet gun 2191 01:13:15,620 --> 01:13:17,620 Doesn't sound like a 2192 01:13:19,620 --> 01:13:21,620 Oh, that last 2193 01:13:21,620 --> 01:13:23,620 Secret Service guy was late to the game 2194 01:13:29,620 --> 01:13:31,620 Wild 2195 01:13:31,620 --> 01:13:33,620 Holy shit 2196 01:13:33,620 --> 01:13:35,620 Do you know how much fucking 2197 01:13:35,620 --> 01:13:39,620 You know he's going to fucking win now, right? 2198 01:13:41,620 --> 01:13:43,620 Damn dude 2199 01:13:43,620 --> 01:13:45,620 Look out, within seconds 2200 01:13:45,620 --> 01:13:47,620 Fucking 3 SWAT guys 2201 01:13:47,620 --> 01:13:49,620 Holy shit 2202 01:13:49,620 --> 01:13:51,620 Well, holy shit everybody 2203 01:13:51,620 --> 01:13:53,620 This has been the vampire 2204 01:13:53,620 --> 01:13:55,620 episode of 2205 01:13:55,620 --> 01:13:57,620 Fried Rice Podcast 2206 01:13:57,620 --> 01:13:59,620 With me as always 2207 01:13:59,620 --> 01:14:01,620 And now Trump's a vampire 2208 01:14:01,620 --> 01:14:03,620 It's been Austin 2209 01:14:03,620 --> 01:14:05,620 Rose from the coffin 3 hours ago 2210 01:14:05,620 --> 01:14:07,620 To be here, Pharaoh 2211 01:14:07,620 --> 01:14:09,620 Thank you, Trump got shot you guys 2212 01:14:09,620 --> 01:14:11,620 I'm calling it out, Trump's winning dude 2213 01:14:11,620 --> 01:14:13,620 We'll find out next month 2214 01:14:13,620 --> 01:14:15,620 With us as always 2215 01:14:15,620 --> 01:14:17,620 It's 2216 01:14:17,620 --> 01:14:19,620 Michael, why couldn't it be 2217 01:14:19,620 --> 01:14:21,620 Him getting shot instead, am I right? 2218 01:14:21,620 --> 01:14:23,620 Am I taking this too far with 2219 01:14:23,620 --> 01:14:25,620 Because I'm Jellios Motherhunter 2220 01:14:25,620 --> 01:14:27,620 And I've been your host 2221 01:14:27,620 --> 01:14:29,620 Ho ho host 2222 01:14:29,620 --> 01:14:31,620 I've been your host, Andy Rice 2223 01:14:31,620 --> 01:14:33,620 And this has been Fried Rice Podcast 2224 01:14:33,620 --> 01:14:35,620 Holy shit, Trump got shot 2225 01:14:35,620 --> 01:14:37,620 This happened live on Fried Rice Podcast 2226 01:14:37,620 --> 01:14:39,620 Holy fuck 2227 01:14:39,620 --> 01:14:41,620 Well everybody 2228 01:14:41,620 --> 01:14:43,620 Hope you're having a good day 2229 01:14:43,620 --> 01:14:45,620 Except for Donald 2230 01:14:45,620 --> 01:14:47,620 Hope he has a swift recovery 2231 01:14:47,620 --> 01:14:49,620 Alright everybody 2232 01:14:49,620 --> 01:14:51,620 Good night 2233 01:14:51,620 --> 01:14:53,620 We lost half our audience 2234 01:14:53,620 --> 01:14:55,620 We lost 4 people 2235 01:14:55,620 --> 01:14:57,620 I don't want anybody getting killed 2236 01:14:57,620 --> 01:14:59,620 For any reason 2237 01:14:59,620 --> 01:15:01,620 We should kill all pedophiles 2238 01:15:01,620 --> 01:15:03,620 Oh wait, was that another episode 2239 01:15:03,620 --> 01:15:05,620 Fuck, we need to stop filming these on the same day 2240 01:15:05,620 --> 01:15:07,620 Whatever everybody, kill pedophiles 2241 01:15:07,620 --> 01:15:09,620 But whatever 2242 01:15:09,620 --> 01:15:31,620 Good night 2243 01:15:39,620 --> 01:15:41,620 Oh wait, was that another episode 2244 01:15:41,620 --> 01:15:43,620 Fuck, we need to stop filming these on the same day 2245 01:15:43,620 --> 01:15:45,620 Whatever 2246 01:15:45,620 --> 01:15:47,620 Good night 2247 01:15:47,620 --> 01:15:49,620 We lost half our audience 2248 01:15:49,620 --> 01:15:51,620 We lost 4 people 2249 01:15:51,620 --> 01:15:53,620 I don't want anybody getting killed 2250 01:15:53,620 --> 01:15:55,620 For any reason 2251 01:15:55,620 --> 01:15:57,620 We should kill all pedophiles 2252 01:15:57,620 --> 01:15:59,620 Oh wait, was that another episode 2253 01:15:59,620 --> 01:16:01,620 Fuck, we need to stop filming these on the same day 2254 01:16:01,620 --> 01:16:03,620 Whatever 2255 01:16:03,620 --> 01:16:05,620 Good night 2256 01:16:05,620 --> 01:16:07,620 We lost half our audience 2257 01:16:07,620 --> 01:16:09,620 Thanks for watching!