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And welcome everybody to another exciting episode of Froth Rice Podcast.

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I'm Andy Rice.

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Let's get fried.

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With me as always is Brennan, shipley up to Boston.

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Hello everybody.

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Versus Michael.

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He's probably going to die by the end of this movie, Larson.

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I wish I died by the end of this movie.

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Well that's a spoiler.

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At least before watching two.

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Yes, exactly.

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Alright so everybody welcome.

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We have in this show, we like to smoke a little bit of weed.

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We like to talk about a little bit of movies.

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If you listen to the last couple of nights of our show, we did a few specials.

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We did one about aliens.

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We did one about predators and now following it up, we decided to watch both aliens versus

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predator and alien versus predator requiem.

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And we're going to talk about those in just a moment.

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But first, not a word from our sponsors.

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We don't have any.

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But first we're going to just do the what are we smoking section because that is how

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we roll.

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Sponsored by weed.

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Sponsored by weed that we bought with our own money.

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So I packed a bowl of alien labs.

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It's the premium indoor flower.

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It is Oz Kush.

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It's a hybrid.

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And he said that it's hybrid leans.

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It says hybrid that leans sativa on here.

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But then he said, the guy at the store said it leans more indica.

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So we'll find out.

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It's tasty.

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It's good.

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I brought the same thing I've been bringing the last couple of weeks.

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The originals family farms, original Jack and hopefully the last autumn haze Jeter if

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we can get it to work.

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Yeah, I looked for those the other day and I couldn't find it.

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I know that either for this episode or before we record our next, because sometimes we do

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two episodes in one day.

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Suck it listening audience.

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We are going to smoke one of we're going to smoke one of these Jeter Canon solvent lists.

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We're going to smoke moon glow.

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Have you had the solvent list?

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I haven't had the solvent list yet.

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This looks I've heard they're good.

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Yeah, it looks amazing.

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So I hope it's as good as advertised.

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Well let's just I mean let's dive right into it.

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This is it.

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I mean this is the aliens versus predator episode.

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So why don't we just start with the first one?

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Now you guys said this is your first time watching the movie.

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Both of them.

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Both of them.

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Yeah, I what I appreciate about these movies, I'm just gonna say up front is that there's

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a lot of predator and a lot of alien.

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You get more than you get most alien movies, most predator movies.

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And I will say I just kind of a I know that you guys are saying that the second one isn't

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as good, but I will say this in the first one, the majority of the deaths happen off

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Not majority, but a lot.

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There's a lot of like just blood splatter against the wall kind of shit.

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Second one, a lot of straight up murder and I love it.

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Yeah, but you can't see anything.

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Only it's dark.

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Yeah, it's dark.

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And as I actually I wrote this in my actual written review, I wrote about how these felt

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like a for people who like who like watch these movies for body count, it felt like

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they were made for them.

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As long as you're not watching for plot or anything like that, it's good.

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But actually, okay, the first one had some plot.

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The second one, who you could definitely care about a single character in the second.

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Well, except for the dad and the son in the beginning, that was kind of like, damn, that's

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fucked up.

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Damn.

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Yeah, I like to take his kid hunting.

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All right.

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Well, let's let's get into the first one.

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I like that they the very beginning you get an alien versus a predator.

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I was like, great.

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I borrowed the line from CinemaSins where I'm like, roll credits.

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Or it's just like, once you see it, get what you get.

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And I'm like, they really, really, really want you to know in the first couple of minutes

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of this movie that this is Wayland Corp.

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They like every there's a shot and I'm not it's where it's outside Wayland Corp, the

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building where you see the Wayland Corp sign.

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It's in prominent view.

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Then the camera cuts to the door insignia on someone's door, the Wayland door open up

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and shut and then it cuts to them walking into Wayland Corp like door like so much Wayland

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Corp porn in the first in the first two minutes.

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It's like we get it.

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It's an aliens movie.

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We exist in the aliens universe.

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Wayland.

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But at the same time, which Wayland is this?

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Is this the one that created the robots?

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these were originally they were going to do a third one and that was going to be the prequel

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to aliens and they scrapped that Prometheus instead.

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Got it.

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So this is pre.

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So this is before.

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So this is OK.

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This is not related.

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I guess it's not canon.

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That's unfortunate.

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It's well, it's not canon to alien is it canon to predator?

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Because no prey doesn't really touch on it because prey was a prequel.

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But no predators.

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No, no, not predators, but the predator.

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The one that came out, they did.

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I think they did two relatively recently.

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It might have just been one, but I remember 2018 or so.

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The kid gets the predator mask and puts it on and like starts about prey.

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That was the newest one.

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But the one before prey, the one that had Michael Keegan, he in it.

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He's that that one.

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That the one with Adrian Brody, too?

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That's words.

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You know that your world are getting too confused.

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Now they are.

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We're sitting here going, is that this guy, that guy?

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get a little bit confusing.

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So no, a predators is Adrian Brody and a bunch of killers get sent.

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Walter Goggins gets sent to a planet to fight predators.

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The predator, I think is what it's called.

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That came out after predators is where a predator comes down.

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That's where we get introduced to, I think, the predator dogs.

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And then one of them becomes kind of like it gets shot in the head and becomes dumb.

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And so sort of like latches onto the humans and becomes sort of protective of them.

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It was a it was it was a lot.

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But I don't know if this if it connects.

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But whatever.

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This is an aliens movie that they wanted it to be one.

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If it was more successful, people liked it more.

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We could have been right.

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So I did say it looks like a fun lab to work at, though, the Whaling Corp.

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they before they know, we're introduced to the I think it's the Italian guy.

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No, he's outside.

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Are you talking about?

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Did you skip past when they were like introducing all these back characters like when the girls

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doing the sketchiest ice climb ever?

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We did that, but the ice climbing looked fake as fuck is what I put.

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Yeah, it's all.

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And it was sketchy as hell to like, you know, she has tie in gear, but she's not tied into

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anything.

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She's chipping at ice as it's falling.

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Yeah, like, yeah, it's good enough.

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Oh, yeah, this is like I don't even climb.

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And I know that that's sketchy as her foot.

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Her fever just going into like slushy slush.

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It looked like like, no, that's melting snow.

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You like you shouldn't be up there.

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Yeah, that's not what you climb.

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Call her move the landing a helicopter on top of a mountain to meet someone.

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Mid conversation.

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Mid conversation.

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It's like, well, we don't have a week.

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And she's like, oh, shit.

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That was pretty cool.

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I liked that.

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She was actually her character was great because they built her to be a calm, under pressure

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survivalist, keeps a like like knows what to do in a in an extreme situation.

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Like that's how they built her the entire opening.

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It's like we need you.

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We can't do this without you.

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Your dad was the best.

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You're the best.

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Please join us and she's climbing an ice mountain with no fucking like nothing strapped

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She's awesome.

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And for the rest of the movie, she holds up to that.

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There's never.

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Yeah, she's that's what I said.

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In this movie, there's character you care about.

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In the other movie, well, we'll get to that because there are some characters I like in

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I don't know.

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I cared about the predator.

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OK, so let's look at the power distribution of predators and aliens across these movies.

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It does not add up in this change in this movie.

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Yeah, it's one predator versus one alien.

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And they well, I mean, I know a few more aliens come in, but they really go at it.

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That's a hell of a fight that they have that they're like.

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Well, didn't it start with it started with three predators, right?

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And there was like five aliens or something like that.

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There's three dropped out of the ship.

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Yeah, three dropped out.

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But two of them died.

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But there is a one on one fight with an alien with an alien where the fight goes on a long

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That's where the alien gets marked by the net or whatever.

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And that's like where they mark each other kind of.

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But then in the second movie, it's one predator versus all the aliens.

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And he can take them out very easily without like some sometimes we even try to throw the

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blades down the hallway.

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I think that was different writers showing favoritism towards the creatures they thought

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would win.

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Oh, I think the first rider was kind of more favorited towards the aliens, but like still

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wanted the predators to win.

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I mean, he I liked the size and feel of the predators.

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They looked huge.

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They say the cyclopredators.

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Oh, yeah.

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The real battlefield.

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The battlefield.

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Do they tell you how many times in this movie I thought of that?

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The entire movie is like, this is just battlefield.

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Did they steal the costumes like?

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It felt very much because this came out before Battlefield Earth, right?

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Did it?

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I don't remember what your Battlefield Earth was.

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This was 2004.

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They felt very similar.

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Someone took someone's costumes for sure.

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I didn't once in my mind think about Battlefield Earth because I would desecrate that great

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But Ali's versus Predator.

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That great workplace comedy.

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I put everything about the predators are awesome.

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I'm rooting for them.

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Like I picked a side in the beginning.

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I was like, I'm pro predator.

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I think I'm pro predator.

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Let me rephrase that in the movies because I don't want to like don't take that out of

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context anybody.

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I in the movie Ali versus Predator.

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I want the predators to win.

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And he means predator, the creature.

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The creature, the Yatcha.

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predators don't hate us.

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No, they hunt us.

258
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They hunt us, but they hunt us like we hunt deer.

259
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They don't hate us, Mike.

260
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No.

261
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But that temple that they found, there's literally a sacrifice room where they put humans inside

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to get turned into aliens to hunt them.

263
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And we did that to animals too.

264
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What's your point?

265
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Yeah.

266
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Okay.

267
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But my point is they view us like we view deer.

268
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Oh, okay.

269
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So I get there's no malice.

270
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There's no malice.

271
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Yeah.

272
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They don't hate us.

273
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They just were stupid animals.

274
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And I said, I'm okay with them.

275
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But they said this movie up through the whole first movie.

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What ends up setting up in this movie, the whole idea of this movie is that then like

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when he marks her, we become friends with the predator that you at the end of the movie,

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you feel like he's going to go back and tell the others, oh, we don't need to hunt them

279
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anymore.

280
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They are on our level now.

281
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Yeah.

282
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No, no, it wouldn't work that way.

283
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He didn't because he got fucked off.

284
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He wouldn't be like, no, let's leave the humans alone.

285
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It would just be like this one, particularly right here, badass.

286
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She's okay.

287
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Let's not kill her.

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Give her a weapon.

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We're out of here.

290
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They'll come back a hundred years and they'll hunt more humans in the same pyramid.

291
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That's what they do because their whole culture is built around hunting.

292
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All they do is hunt.

293
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They don't care.

294
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I don't think if deer suddenly became on our level, we would go, oh, let's keep hunting.

295
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That's not what would happen.

296
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We don't hunt dogs anymore.

297
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Predators know we can speak and we have civilizations and that we have weapons.

298
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They only attack you when you have a weapon.

299
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We're conscious enough to know that they literally, for the most part, in most situations, we

300
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have found that if you have a weapon, they'll go after you.

301
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They think that you are a predator that they attack.

302
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Even in prey, they basically work their way up the predator timeline.

303
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They don't like a chain of people.

304
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I don't think they kill a deer and then they go kill a bunny rabbit.

305
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They go kill an alligator and then a bear and a wolf.

306
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They're working their way up the food chain of what's the most badass thing on the planet

307
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I can kill.

308
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That's how they see us.

309
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We're the most badass prey on the planet.

310
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I feel like they're an intelligent species and once they respect you as an intelligent

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species, that's where it changes.

312
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I disagree in the sense that I think that they would respect us more as an even harder

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prey.

314
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If we developed weapons that were on par with the predators, they would fucking love coming

315
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down here and trying to hunt us because it would be an even greater challenge.

316
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That's all they care about.

317
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As long as they thought we were savages, but once they think we're no longer savages, I

318
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think they're- I don't think they think we're savages.

319
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Okay.

320
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I think they think we're prey.

321
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Yeah, but I don't think they think we're savages.

322
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I think they go to all planets all across the galaxy finding advanced civilizations

323
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of people with weapon capabilities that they can then go hunt.

324
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Their whole thing is they want to find the smartest, most advanced species.

325
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The aliens that they found are the most honed killing, so they found a way to breed those

326
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things, right?

327
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Right.

328
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But it's not like the aliens have a language or like a- they're not.

329
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They are to the point where it's like, yeah, we'll just breed these and we'll have fun

330
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hunting these things.

331
00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:08,560
But with humans, I'm sure that that's why he marked her.

332
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He wouldn't mark an alien that helped him in battle.

333
00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:14,920
Well, I think that Mark was like a rite of passage, kind of like you're a warrior.

334
00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:15,920
Right.

335
00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:16,920
The mark is a rite of passage.

336
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Yeah, you're a warrior now.

337
00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:18,920
But I don't think if-

338
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If she was respected, I don't think the whole human race was respected because of it.

339
00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:23,080
That's what I'm saying.

340
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She was.

341
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Yeah.

342
00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:27,200
She got like a, all right, we're not going to kill this chick.

343
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She's one of us.

344
00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:30,360
But that was a one-time thing.

345
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It's not all humans, I don't think.

346
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I don't think the whole human race got a pass on that.

347
00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:34,360
I feel like we're all extrapolating.

348
00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:35,360
We don't really know anything.

349
00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:36,360
Yeah.

350
00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:38,800
Well, there's a sequel and he comes back and he fucks up humans.

351
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,640
No, there's not.

352
00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:41,640
But that's the point.

353
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That's what I'm saying.

354
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They-

355
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He wasn't coming for the humans.

356
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He died.

357
00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:49,680
They also can read their helmet readings, so they might have reviewed the tape.

358
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:50,960
There's probably no tape left.

359
00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:52,520
You remember how he died?

360
00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:53,520
No.

361
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The spaceship explodes into a billion pieces.

362
00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:57,640
Well-

363
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He never gets the message out as the point.

364
00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:04,080
But I still don't think that it would have made a difference.

365
00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:08,240
I think we'd still, they'd still hunt humans because like they're good preg.

366
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Like they-

367
00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:10,800
Well, that's just, I'm saying those are just opinions.

368
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They would want to find an Arnold-

369
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It's like an asshole.

370
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,280
We all have them.

371
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:15,880
Arnold Schwarzenegger.

372
00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:19,960
Well, no, I think it's, but I think it's the correct one.

373
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So-

374
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What I want to know is why did Waylon need a microphone to tell them the plan in that

375
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small room when he was over standing over them?

376
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Just because he's got the money.

377
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:31,320
Just to be dramatic.

378
00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:32,320
It's Waylon Corp.

379
00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:35,320
They do, they like their mic, their unnecessary microphones.

380
00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:36,320
He couldn't afford lights.

381
00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:37,320
What do you mean?

382
00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:38,320
Yeah.

383
00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:40,320
Well, that one was lit up.

384
00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:41,760
That one was well lit.

385
00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:42,840
The other one wasn't.

386
00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:47,800
I like the Predator computer to human transitions that they did a lot.

387
00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:54,080
I liked the maze like structure of the temple or the hunting ground or whatever.

388
00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:55,080
Shifting and everything.

389
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:56,080
Yeah.

390
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,080
Shifting every 10 minutes.

391
00:15:57,080 --> 00:16:01,840
I bet you like that gave some people ideas for movies in the future.

392
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:04,680
It just feels very like, oh, I think, you know what?

393
00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:07,600
I think the guy that directed this did Resident Evil.

394
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:12,720
And so I'm very much thinking of the Alice, the underground base.

395
00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:13,720
Yeah.

396
00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:14,720
Yeah.

397
00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:15,720
Kind of very similar.

398
00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:26,200
But the, oh, that scene where the blonde guy and the chick and the other dudes get trapped

399
00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:30,840
in that room and the eggs come up, I was like, oh, that's so good.

400
00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:32,840
The sacrifice room.

401
00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:33,840
Yeah.

402
00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:34,840
Yeah.

403
00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:35,840
Oh, that was brutal.

404
00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:36,840
I was so scared for them.

405
00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:41,000
And I like that he was I like that he was able to get a few shots off.

406
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,000
That was cool.

407
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:45,880
The alien queen giving birth is fucking gross.

408
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,280
That sack of like just thing attached to her.

409
00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:49,280
The forced birth.

410
00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:50,280
Yeah.

411
00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:52,640
I'm not OK with that in any situation.

412
00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:53,640
This isn't Handmaid's Tale.

413
00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:54,640
OK.

414
00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:57,400
I don't care if you're an alien queen or not.

415
00:16:57,400 --> 00:17:03,840
Then we get a very cool that we get the very cool fight between the alien that gets marked

416
00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:09,060
and Predator with the cut off tail getting it with blood, all that shit.

417
00:17:09,060 --> 00:17:14,240
We get him marking his her because she helps him in battle.

418
00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:16,640
And then.

419
00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:18,680
And then.

420
00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:25,140
The last note I took is really just the problem I had, which was the sled that they take up

421
00:17:25,140 --> 00:17:30,040
the 30 degree incline hole.

422
00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:31,560
What?

423
00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:39,040
Who programmed it to go at launch you rocket speed like out like like evading?

424
00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:41,160
Like an explosion speed like what?

425
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:42,160
What she did?

426
00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:43,160
She landed.

427
00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:44,160
OK.

428
00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:45,520
She's like, you know what?

429
00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:48,760
Just in case I'm going to put turbo, I'm going to put nitrous in this.

430
00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:49,760
Yes.

431
00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:50,760
OK.

432
00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:51,760
We're getting the fuck out of here.

433
00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:52,760
This emergency.

434
00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:59,160
And then we get the I guess he fights the last the last little fight goes on outside.

435
00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:01,160
Well, I forgot how it ends.

436
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:02,160
How does he die?

437
00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:05,080
Why am I not remembering how the Predator guy dies?

438
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:07,200
The last one versus the alien.

439
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:10,040
The Predator dies in the spaceship.

440
00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:12,400
He went.

441
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,160
He gets face hugged.

442
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,160
That's right in the movie earlier in the movie.

443
00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:20,680
We and he must have gotten the face hugger off somehow.

444
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:23,840
But yes, we get that one scene, the scene where he's marking himself.

445
00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:26,160
Then you see the face hugger come out and you don't know what happens.

446
00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:28,960
And you assume that he got him because he's like the next scene.

447
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:29,960
Fine.

448
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:30,960
Yeah.

449
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:31,960
OK.

450
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:32,960
He must have got the face hugger.

451
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:35,800
And at that point, they had already showed the face hugger is kind of like hatched quickly.

452
00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:40,240
I guess that one kind of like waited, waited until it was on the ship.

453
00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:45,920
And then we get that last that last scene, which is the alien popping out of the corpse

454
00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:49,920
of the predator on the ship, not just an alien, a predalien.

455
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:53,920
So I thought to that's what when we thought we were my wife and I were sitting here watching

456
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:56,720
we thought two was going to be because we've never seen him before.

457
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:57,960
We watching these two back to back.

458
00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:00,240
And we thought, oh, well, that's what's going to happen.

459
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:03,560
He's going to now it's going to be really just all on the spaceships.

460
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:06,560
He's going to go back to their planet and the alien is going to be on their planet,

461
00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:07,560
which could have been interesting.

462
00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:08,560
That's been awesome.

463
00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:09,560
That's what I thought.

464
00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:11,560
I thought the same thing.

465
00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:12,840
I was like, hell, yeah.

466
00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:16,080
But instead we get to aliens were spread or two.

467
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:18,600
Let me just talk about one.

468
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:21,600
You brush through it.

469
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:22,600
Just a couple of things.

470
00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:23,600
Don't get me wrong.

471
00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:26,560
OK, I like the yeah, I didn't like.

472
00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:27,560
Yeah.

473
00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:29,480
OK, I was all for this idea.

474
00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:35,240
I heard, oh, that's going to be great because I like both franchises.

475
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:40,160
It's kind of like finding out your ex wife's going to have a fight with your other.

476
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:45,760
It's like I want you know, it's going to be a train wreck, but I wanted front row seats.

477
00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:46,760
Yes.

478
00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:50,440
OK, but this was a little.

479
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:51,440
Then.

480
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:54,040
There's not.

481
00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:56,040
Anything.

482
00:19:56,040 --> 00:20:03,040
It's the writing in this.

483
00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:04,040
It's just insane.

484
00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:05,040
It's.

485
00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:08,400
In the end, OK, I'll put it this way.

486
00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:09,400
I watched the whole thing.

487
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:12,760
I'm not saying I didn't like it, but it's kind of like that weird casserole your aunt

488
00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:13,760
brings to Thanksgiving.

489
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:17,640
OK, you know you should need it.

490
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:18,640
But your gun.

491
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:24,800
I mean, it's it's and it's not bad, but it ain't good either.

492
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:29,920
It's it's a this movie is like a monument to Hollywood's ability to take a can't miss

493
00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:35,760
idea and miss so spectacularly that you have to admire their dedication of being a mediocre.

494
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:37,240
You talk about the first one.

495
00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:38,880
Yes, it's a mediocre movie.

496
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:40,960
Wait, well, I mean, it's not it's not bad.

497
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:42,080
That's what I just said.

498
00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:45,400
I enjoyed it, but I wouldn't say it's a good move.

499
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:46,400
What depends?

500
00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:51,080
I guess it depends on it's a fun movie where it's fun, but it's not terrible, but it ain't

501
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:52,080
good either.

502
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:53,080
Well, here's the thing, though.

503
00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:57,880
If you're a fan, let's listen to exactly what if you're a fan of the franchise, you might

504
00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:02,160
find something to enjoy, which I did for everyone else.

505
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:05,880
Like my wife, she fucking hated watching.

506
00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:08,320
My wife went to bed like 20 minutes in the first.

507
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:11,840
So this is a movie for fans of aliens.

508
00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:12,840
That's all I'm saying.

509
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:13,880
It's not a good movie.

510
00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:16,040
It's a movie for fans of aliens and predators.

511
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:18,680
It's not a good movie because here's the media.

512
00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:21,120
Oh, but here's the thing.

513
00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:22,720
There's categories of things.

514
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:27,440
Like you said, if you're a fan of aliens versus if you're a fan of both franchises, this is

515
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:28,440
a good movie.

516
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:29,440
Yes.

517
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:34,880
If you like schlocky killing movies like this, it's a good movie.

518
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:42,320
But it's like I know that you personally don't want to watch Braveheart because it's a old

519
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:48,320
it's an old, but also don't think it would make me walk out the way it made my wife walk.

520
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:49,320
That's my point.

521
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:51,720
You ever see how this I've seen like half of it.

522
00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:53,760
He doesn't he doesn't like period pieces.

523
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:55,600
He doesn't like huge fan.

524
00:21:55,600 --> 00:22:00,080
So like like for instance, my dad went with my buddy and I had to go see the New World

525
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:05,840
that the one about Pocahontas that was like three hours long.

526
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:08,000
And we my buddy and I liked it.

527
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,620
There's a lot to take away from that movie.

528
00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:13,900
My dad has never been more miserable in his life.

529
00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:15,640
Is that make it not a good movie?

530
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:20,920
No, it makes it a great movie because it really was a great movie.

531
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:25,600
But my dad, if I asked if you asked him, he thinks it's the worst movie ever fucking

532
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:26,600
made.

533
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:27,600
I'm not disagreeing with you.

534
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:28,600
I'm agreeing with you.

535
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:32,360
I'm saying one out of 100 people think Joker is the best thing ever made.

536
00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:34,320
I haven't seen it does not make it a good movie.

537
00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:35,320
I haven't seen it.

538
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:36,320
The first one.

539
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:37,320
No, Joker right now.

540
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:39,120
But like you said, opinions are like assholes.

541
00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:40,920
Everyone has a good movie.

542
00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:45,700
So you don't think Predalien's versus I think it's a good movie if you like these kinds

543
00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:46,700
of movies.

544
00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:47,700
OK.

545
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:52,040
Yeah, but that's what the disclaimer is what I'm saying, but it's a good movie.

546
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:53,040
No, but here's the thing.

547
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:57,400
I don't think Aliens versus Predator 2 is a good movie if you like these movies.

548
00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:58,400
That's not a good movie.

549
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:02,520
But Aliens versus but the first one is it's directed by the guy that did Resident Evil.

550
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:06,200
I think Resident Evil is a good movie, but I think it's in the same category that this

551
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:07,200
is a good movie.

552
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:13,120
What's interesting, my wife like Resident Evil, but that's a weird and it's a weird.

553
00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:14,120
That's a weird take.

554
00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:15,120
Yeah, I know.

555
00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:16,120
That's what I said.

556
00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:17,120
I'm saying that's strange.

557
00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:22,080
Because the Resident Evil had more of a like kind of a thriller kind of suspense.

558
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:23,080
More plot.

559
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:25,120
This one was kind of just more action driven.

560
00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:27,400
This is a fun movie is kind of what it was.

561
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,400
It was just kind of fun to see.

562
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:30,400
That's my take on it.

563
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:31,400
These two characters.

564
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:32,800
This is not a good movie.

565
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:33,800
It's a fun movie.

566
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:37,040
Yeah, it's it's there's a difference in a good movie and a fun movie.

567
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:41,560
Well, I it's a good it's a good movie for what it is.

568
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:42,560
That's what I'm saying.

569
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:43,560
No, no, no.

570
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:49,680
And for instance, I mentioned earlier that like I really like the Recess movie, right?

571
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:50,680
That's a great.

572
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:55,560
That's a good movie based on a children's cartoon.

573
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:57,040
Right.

574
00:23:57,040 --> 00:24:02,240
Is it a good movie that I would recommend to anybody is like, here's top great movie?

575
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:03,240
Yeah.

576
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:04,240
No.

577
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:05,240
Right.

578
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:08,040
Even if I say we're rating these movies, we can't say this is a five out of five because

579
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:10,360
it's even though we might like it.

580
00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:14,280
We know that this is not a good movie for the average movie.

581
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:15,280
That's all I'm saying.

582
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:16,280
That's the thing, though.

583
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:22,100
I'm ranking these based on what we've watched in the show because that's all we can.

584
00:24:22,100 --> 00:24:23,360
That's our grading system.

585
00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:25,280
We're not grading it against all movies.

586
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:27,600
We're grading it against each other because this thing.

587
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:28,880
Well, no, but at this.

588
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:29,880
But here's the thing.

589
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:32,040
At this point, we've done grading against other things.

590
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:33,040
No, no.

591
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:34,440
It's what we've watched.

592
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,440
That makes this a masterpiece.

593
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:40,180
No, no, Michael.

594
00:24:40,180 --> 00:24:41,180
Because here's the thing.

595
00:24:41,180 --> 00:24:47,280
If we give one movie a B according to our scale of B being the highest, right, then

596
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:50,680
that sets the standard for what a B is.

597
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:52,240
So like we can't give.

598
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:53,240
Die hard.

599
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:54,240
That's a B.

600
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:55,240
Yeah.

601
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:58,040
But then we've also given movies, other movies, higher designations.

602
00:24:58,040 --> 00:24:59,760
No, we have not.

603
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:00,760
You have.

604
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:01,760
Battlefield Earth.

605
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:02,760
Let's be honest here.

606
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:03,760
There's been a few.

607
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:04,760
I rate movies realistically.

608
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:05,760
Fine.

609
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:12,160
I rate movies based on, I think, where they belong in the world.

610
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:13,160
In the world.

611
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:14,160
Right.

612
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:15,160
I agree.

613
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:18,160
But I think subconsciously this made you think of Battlefield Earth and that's why

614
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:19,960
you're putting up such a strong fight for it.

615
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:21,760
It's not that great a movie.

616
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:22,760
It's OK.

617
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:23,760
Here's the thing.

618
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:24,760
It's fun.

619
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:25,760
I enjoyed it.

620
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:26,760
I enjoyed it.

621
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:27,760
No, then let's look at it.

622
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,800
Let's look at it technically.

623
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:31,520
The graphics hold up.

624
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:32,720
The acting.

625
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:34,720
The acting is fine.

626
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:36,000
It's fine for what it is.

627
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,000
No, no.

628
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:40,720
If you need like soldier guys acting like soldier guys, great.

629
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:44,960
You need a couple goofy scientists and a couple of Italian archaeologists, great.

630
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,300
They did their roles perfectly.

631
00:25:46,300 --> 00:25:49,480
You need a hard line chick to run the thing, great.

632
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:50,480
She did it perfectly.

633
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:51,960
Wayland Corp did it perfectly.

634
00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:56,000
That's the thing what I don't like about people criticizing acting or criticizing stuff like

635
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,800
that because here's the thing.

636
00:25:57,800 --> 00:25:58,800
They're doing their jobs.

637
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:00,760
They're doing it perfectly.

638
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:05,040
We don't need everything to be Meryl Streep in Sophie's Choice.

639
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:11,880
It can be soldier guy claustrophobic with a broken leg and that's fine acting.

640
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:13,560
The acting in this, good.

641
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:15,020
The graphics, good.

642
00:26:15,020 --> 00:26:20,560
The story for an aliens versus predator type situation, great, I would say.

643
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:26,160
I like predators coming back, building a kill box, breeding aliens with using humans as

644
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:28,920
subjects to then hunt every 100 years.

645
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,960
That's fucking awesome for the predator.

646
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:33,360
Yeah, so story, awesome.

647
00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:35,320
And then action, pretty good.

648
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:38,360
The only thing my complaint is that too many off screen kills.

649
00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:42,680
So if we're going technically good movie, there's nothing wrong about it.

650
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:43,680
That's all we're saying.

651
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:44,680
We're saying it's not great.

652
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:46,560
Well, now you're throwing great into the mix.

653
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:48,680
Before you're saying it's not a good movie, it's just okay.

654
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:49,680
Now you're agreeing it's good.

655
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:50,680
It's not great.

656
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:52,320
What do I need to get you to say it's great?

657
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:53,320
You're not going to say it's great.

658
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:57,640
You're going to say it's not great, but it's not an awesome movie, Andy.

659
00:26:57,640 --> 00:27:04,520
I'm not like, it's not like it's up there in my top 10 movies of all time, but not a

660
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:06,800
lot of movies are that are great and good movies.

661
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:07,960
They're just fine.

662
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:12,280
One of my biggest problems with the movie is if you come across a gigantic hole that's

663
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:16,320
in the ground that wasn't there yesterday, that's somehow there today.

664
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:19,120
Why the fuck would you just be like, all right, let's go down it?

665
00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:20,120
Like, yeah.

666
00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:21,920
It's kind of like the ice scene.

667
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:24,640
There's some stupid shit in this movie.

668
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:25,640
It's like, no.

669
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:26,640
I'd be like, no.

670
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:27,840
You say I'm not going down.

671
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:29,140
You want to say that's a good scene.

672
00:27:29,140 --> 00:27:30,140
That makes sense.

673
00:27:30,140 --> 00:27:32,840
You just open saying it doesn't.

674
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:33,840
But it's great.

675
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:35,080
It's the best movie I ever saw.

676
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:39,800
I could find, I could find things to pick apart at any movie.

677
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:43,000
So yeah, I am a little nitpicky with this one in the ice scene.

678
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,000
It's not the best.

679
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:47,960
I feel like this movie should have been titled Predator and Human versus Alien.

680
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:50,000
We need to grade the first movie.

681
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,000
What's your grade on the first one?

682
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:55,480
I'll give it a C. Yeah, I would, I would agree with a C.

683
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:58,760
Out of our grade B through F and then W for Waste of Time.

684
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,240
I was C minus to D plus.

685
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:01,400
So yeah, we're not that far off.

686
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:02,400
That's what I'm saying.

687
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:03,680
You always think I'm way far off and I'm not.

688
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:04,680
I'm just realistic.

689
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:09,000
I just think some people aren't going to like this movie, Andy.

690
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,840
I think that some people aren't going to like every movie.

691
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:12,840
Yeah.

692
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:15,680
I think that every single piece of art and literature and music.

693
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:18,120
But if you take 100 people, 50 of them aren't going to like this.

694
00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:19,120
That's the point.

695
00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:20,120
It depends on what 100.

696
00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:21,120
Average.

697
00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:23,800
No, I don't know.

698
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:24,800
What average?

699
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:25,800
Who are you?

700
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:26,800
Who are you?

701
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:27,800
No, no, no.

702
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:28,800
It's like talking to a fucking wall.

703
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:29,800
No.

704
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:30,800
Semantics.

705
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:31,800
Semantics.

706
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:35,560
Well, it is a little bit, but here's, but it's like if you went to a.

707
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:38,360
Walking out of a theater, how they interview people.

708
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:39,360
Boom.

709
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:40,360
Here's a microphone.

710
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:41,360
In what?

711
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:42,360
But what demographic?

712
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:44,360
I'm honestly asking because here's the thing.

713
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:46,200
The ones that go to the movies.

714
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:48,520
But I feel like walking out of the theater.

715
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:49,520
I'm not asking.

716
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:53,280
I have a different opinion than I do like the next morning after I've molded over.

717
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:56,440
Like I could either come out of a movie being like, oh, that was the best fucking movie

718
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:57,440
ever.

719
00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:00,080
And then like I get home and I start thinking more about it and I'm like, ah, but there

720
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:01,080
was this.

721
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:02,080
But there was this.

722
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:03,080
Yeah.

723
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:06,000
You know, and then like, you're like, all right, well, it was an OK movie.

724
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,000
Like it was, it was good.

725
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,000
But I mean, it was fun.

726
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:11,480
You know, and it also kind of depends on the movies for fun.

727
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:12,480
So this is not a bad thing.

728
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:14,000
And he's making like it's a bad thing.

729
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,000
It's not a bad thing.

730
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,000
I go to the movies.

731
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,320
I would watch this one again.

732
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:18,680
I would watch the first one again.

733
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:20,080
Yeah, that's not, it's not.

734
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:21,680
My issue is Michael.

735
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:26,720
If you took the movie and this is if this is racist, let me finish.

736
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:28,600
If this I hope this isn't racist.

737
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:31,440
But but no, this is this won't be because this just makes sense.

738
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:34,600
If you take a movie, that's just my toilet.

739
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:38,160
But if if you take a movie, all right.

740
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:41,240
How many people out of 100 do you think are going to enjoy my day?

741
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:44,320
And here's the reason I keep asking about the demographic, Michael, because if you ask

742
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:50,000
a bunch of people in Wisconsin, a rural, 90 percent white community, I'm guessing not

743
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,000
that many.

744
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,720
But if you go to, let's say, a predominantly black community, that demographic, and you

745
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:58,120
asked 100 people walking out of the theater, they might have a higher opinion.

746
00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:02,920
So when I ask what demographic of people are you asking, are you asking people that just

747
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:06,640
left the theater for Freddie versus Jason, which are the most likely people to watch

748
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:07,640
a movie like this?

749
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:08,640
Would they like it?

750
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:09,640
I think yes.

751
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:13,560
Are you asking people leaving the notebook if they're going to watch Aliens versus Predator,

752
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:14,560
if they would like it?

753
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:15,560
I would say no.

754
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:20,680
OK, well, factually, which I know doesn't matter to you, but factually, factually, cinema

755
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:23,640
score, that's exactly what they do.

756
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:28,080
When someone walks out of a particular movie, they ask them about that particular movie,

757
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:29,960
the one they went to see.

758
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:32,840
And that's the ones that gave this movie a 58.

759
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:33,840
But that's.

760
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:36,360
The ones that went to see it.

761
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:37,360
Who gave it a 50?

762
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:38,360
Rot Tomatoes?

763
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:39,360
No, I just told you cinema score.

764
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:40,360
I don't know if cinema score is.

765
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:41,360
OK, all right.

766
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:42,360
It's not a bad movie.

767
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:45,360
You're making it like if I say one thing that's not perfect about a movie is that it's

768
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:51,120
not that it's a good movie, it's fun.

769
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:53,120
OK, look, it's a great it's a good movie.

770
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:54,120
You just said it.

771
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:55,120
We agree.

772
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:56,120
You said it's a good movie.

773
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:57,120
All right.

774
00:30:57,120 --> 00:31:00,120
So we all agree after all of this, I 12 angry men did where it's a good movie.

775
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:03,120
I think we were all agreeing from the get go.

776
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:04,120
We all agreed for the get go.

777
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:05,120
You just want to argue it.

778
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:06,120
I don't know why.

779
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:10,120
Because I rushed through my review and we needed to pad the time a little bit.

780
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:12,120
I thought, why not just argue it?

781
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:15,520
Michael, give him a heart attack while we're here.

782
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:18,520
You rushed through your he did in like 15 minutes.

783
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:19,520
Yeah.

784
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:22,520
Well, I'm also trying to maybe make our episodes a bit shorter.

785
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:23,520
Yeah, we're staying on track today.

786
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:24,520
It's good.

787
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:30,520
So for you, for you, the audience, I'm realizing, hey, maybe Hocus Pocus almost three hours

788
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:34,520
wasn't you didn't sign up for Martin Scorsese movie like it's.

789
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:35,520
Did you take Adderall today?

790
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:37,520
Is that why you're like on track?

791
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:38,520
I wish.

792
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:39,520
No, I don't.

793
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:40,520
I don't.

794
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:42,520
I wish.

795
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:43,520
I wish.

796
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:44,520
No, I don't.

797
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:45,520
I can't do Adderall.

798
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:46,520
It's too good.

799
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:50,080
So Aliens versus Predator two Requiem.

800
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:54,560
We open with ending of the ending of the last one, which I love what a movie does that.

801
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:58,200
That's a great direct sequel move back to the future.

802
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:00,200
Does it start out great?

803
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:01,200
Go right into it.

804
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:02,200
Great.

805
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:03,200
Yeah.

806
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:05,800
Because I really thought that we were going to their planet to fuck it up.

807
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:08,160
And then it's a twist.

808
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:15,280
We meet the kid that plays young Sean Spencer in the USA Network TV show hit Psych with

809
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:24,360
his father, who I don't know that actor, but they are hunting in the woods and a fucking

810
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:27,200
alien facehugger gets them.

811
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:30,320
Well, after the after the ship crash, they go to investigate it.

812
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:31,320
Oh, that's right.

813
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:32,320
That's right.

814
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:33,320
OK, the ship.

815
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:34,320
I completely forgot.

816
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:37,760
Yeah, the ship crashes into into the like they see it as they're hunting.

817
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:42,720
The ship crashes and then they go to see no, because it really showed what they're trying

818
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:46,800
to show you with this franchise is that we're the predators.

819
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:49,760
Oh, by having them be hunting.

820
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:51,400
Yeah, that was the whole point.

821
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,040
He's teaching his son to hunt.

822
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:56,800
It's absolutely why they are position.

823
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:59,640
But I don't think but in this particular case, Predators hunt.

824
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:00,640
He's hunting the alien.

825
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:04,400
Yeah, he's because and the Predator's dress call.

826
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:09,960
I think he might even gotten like a he saw the image of a predation and he's like, oh,

827
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:11,800
shit, we can't have one of those out there.

828
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:17,440
So I guess he's the most badass predator or he thinks if I do this solo, they'll get more

829
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:18,440
honor.

830
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:23,600
Well, he seemed like a cleanup kind of predator, like because he had that blue stuff that was

831
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:24,960
like disintegrating the bodies.

832
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:29,260
So it's like I think he was cleaning up like the mistakes of the past.

833
00:33:29,260 --> 00:33:31,000
He's a professional cleaner on the.

834
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,440
Yeah, yeah, that's kind of cool.

835
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:37,800
He's like the dude that that John Wick called to clean up all those bodies after he killed

836
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:39,240
him on his in his house.

837
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:40,240
Exactly.

838
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:41,240
Like, yeah, that's kind of cool.

839
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:43,280
So this guy shows up and he's pretty badass.

840
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:44,280
He's a badass predator.

841
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:45,880
Yeah, I like the predator in this one.

842
00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:46,880
I thought he was pretty cool.

843
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:49,920
He's more engaging than the last one because it's just the one.

844
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:50,920
Yeah.

845
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:51,920
And like he's he's pretty cool.

846
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:54,160
Yeah, they definitely made him very OP.

847
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:55,160
They did.

848
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:56,160
I like it.

849
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:57,160
Poor pizza driver.

850
00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:00,360
I don't like that they are bullying him.

851
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:01,360
They're bullying him.

852
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:03,160
He's he's I mean, he should wear his hat.

853
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:05,560
How did I know you'd have a issue with that?

854
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:06,560
He should wear his hat.

855
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:08,560
I mean, it's uniform.

856
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:13,880
And listen, there's not another driver that could take the one to his girlfriend's house

857
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:17,840
or his ex-girlfriend's house where his where guys likely to beat him up.

858
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:21,640
Like, honestly, if we were right now at the store and we were like, all right, here's

859
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:23,760
a delivery on my phone, dude, I can't take this one.

860
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:25,480
It's my ex-girlfriend or her boyfriend's there.

861
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:26,480
He fucking hates me.

862
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:28,600
He'll probably beat me up if he sees me on site.

863
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:30,680
You think I can maybe skip this one?

864
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:32,280
No, run it, Andy.

865
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:33,280
Oh, yeah.

866
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:34,280
Fuck.

867
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:37,120
No, I'm like, I don't fucking care.

868
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:38,120
That's a contact list.

869
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:39,120
I don't care.

870
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:40,120
Wanted or not.

871
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:41,120
It's on the doorstep.

872
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:42,480
I knock real hard and I leave.

873
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:43,480
But it's not paid.

874
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:44,480
Oh, fuck.

875
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:46,480
You're paying for it.

876
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:47,480
No, no.

877
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:48,480
I you know what?

878
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:50,240
I don't walk inside.

879
00:34:50,240 --> 00:34:53,080
He broke pizza rule number one when she's like, come on in.

880
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:54,320
And he walks in.

881
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:55,320
You don't go inside.

882
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:56,840
You never go inside someone's house.

883
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:59,040
That's where they that's how they get you.

884
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:03,680
Stephen King, there's a book where he wrote where the two main bad guys in it are old

885
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:11,360
people who pretend to need help pushing a wheelchair up into their disabled van.

886
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:16,320
And then they inject the person with like a sedative and then go kill them.

887
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:17,320
Silence of the Lambs.

888
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:19,080
Can you help me put this in the back of my van?

889
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:20,080
Is that what he does in that one?

890
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:21,080
I forgot.

891
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:22,080
Yeah.

892
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:23,080
Couch in the van.

893
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:25,200
Or he's struggling to do it and he's got a cast on his arm.

894
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:26,200
Can you help?

895
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:27,200
Oh, was that Ted Bundy?

896
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:28,200
No.

897
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:29,200
That was Silence of the Lambs.

898
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:30,200
That's the one.

899
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:31,200
Also, Ted Bundy.

900
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:32,200
Also, Ted Bundy.

901
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:34,400
I saw that in his movie.

902
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:37,320
So they killed the kid from Psych.

903
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:39,480
I like when a kid dies in a movie like this.

904
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:40,480
Always makes me happy.

905
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:42,560
Well, they didn't quite they didn't kill him immediately.

906
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:48,120
Oh, well, if he gets face hugged, he gets to see his dad's arm get chopped off, then

907
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:49,760
something on his dad's face.

908
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:51,880
And then that thing ends up on his face.

909
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:53,720
And then he wakes up later.

910
00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:55,880
And then it busts out of his dad's chest.

911
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:57,200
And then it busts out of his chest.

912
00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:59,200
I was like, what the fuck?

913
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,920
OK, let's let's just let's go there.

914
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:07,240
You're those of you who watch just for the body count, Andy, let's talk about the body

915
00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:08,760
count, shall we?

916
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:12,840
This movie kills more innocent bystanders than a bullet in China shop riding a racquetball.

917
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:17,640
We got pregnant women, children, even babies getting off left and right.

918
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:20,640
It's like the writers sit down and say, you know what this franchise needs?

919
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:21,640
Infanticide.

920
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:22,640
Fuck yeah.

921
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,800
I think every movie classy move, guys.

922
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:25,800
Real class.

923
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:29,200
I like a sense of realism when I watch it.

924
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:30,200
Too real.

925
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:31,200
I like a real sense of realism.

926
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:33,080
I just don't need the infanticide.

927
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:34,800
I don't need babies dying.

928
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:35,800
You know what?

929
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:36,800
They doesn't need a show.

930
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:37,800
The baby's dying.

931
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:38,800
I agree.

932
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:40,960
I like implied baby death.

933
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:43,960
Like I'm OK with.

934
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:51,480
I like implied.

935
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:58,320
You know, because here's the thing, it makes sense that in a catastrophic event of massive

936
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:04,240
damage and casualties, that like the bad guys missiles going to hit a hospital and that

937
00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:08,080
hospital is going to have a maternity ward and that maternity ward is going to get rocked.

938
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:09,080
Right.

939
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:10,080
And like babies go Israel.

940
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:11,080
That's what you're saying.

941
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:14,600
OK, well, we don't go politically.

942
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:19,320
I mean, that kind of took me back to like Dead Island when when is either Dead Island

943
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,720
or it was one of the zombie games came out.

944
00:37:21,720 --> 00:37:23,880
And I remember like the trailer was very specific.

945
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:26,840
It had a little girl turning into a zombie.

946
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:30,680
And it was like, well, we're going to have kids, kids zombies that you can kill.

947
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:32,280
And they took it out.

948
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:34,480
And like at the time, I was like, well, that kind of sucks.

949
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:36,080
Like, yeah, because I like you.

950
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:37,360
I was like, all right, that's cool.

951
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:38,360
Kid zombies.

952
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:39,360
Like, that'll be a fun plot twist.

953
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:40,360
Yeah.

954
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:43,360
And like now as a parent, I'm like, yeah, I don't know if I'd want to kill little kids

955
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:45,880
like in a game like that's kind of just now in real life.

956
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:48,600
I think killing a kid zombie is that's different.

957
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:49,600
It's tough survival.

958
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:50,600
But you got to do it.

959
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:51,600
You got to do it.

960
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:53,600
And you eventually they don't have to be desensitized.

961
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:54,600
They don't have to go.

962
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:55,960
They don't have to do it.

963
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:59,840
You know, I think if you if you really lived in the zombie apocalypse, I think eventually

964
00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:05,400
you'd be happier to see a kid zombie than an adult one because it's easier to kill.

965
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:09,520
Like like eventually you get so desensitized that you would see children's zombies and

966
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:11,000
be like, oh, thank God.

967
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:14,280
And then it's just like one shot and it just basically takes it out.

968
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:15,960
Or you can football kick it or whatever.

969
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,880
I'm cutting so much of this episode up everywhere.

970
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:22,760
I feel like we need to change your special pick to Cooties because it's kids zombies.

971
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:24,080
Oh, the Cooties one.

972
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:25,080
Yeah.

973
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:26,080
With Elijah Wood.

974
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:27,080
Yeah.

975
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:28,080
And Rainn Wilson.

976
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:29,080
I haven't seen that yet.

977
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:34,320
I was going to watch it for the zombie week that we did, but I didn't.

978
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:37,280
So he lives.

979
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:41,840
So we meet the I guess like one of the main kids, the sort of the bad kid whose brother

980
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:47,160
came back from wherever and is hanging out with his cop friend who's now a cop but was

981
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:48,560
a bad guy.

982
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:54,920
But his younger brother, the apartment they live at is five two two four dash 60.

983
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:55,920
Yeah.

984
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:56,920
The number was weird.

985
00:38:56,920 --> 00:39:02,280
What the fuck kind of address is that if I had to deliver a pizza to five five five

986
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:07,240
two two four dash 60 of where of what?

987
00:39:07,240 --> 00:39:08,240
It's an apartment complex.

988
00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:10,040
But like what floor is that?

989
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:12,640
Is that building 52, 54?

990
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:14,640
It's a big old apartment complex.

991
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:15,640
Massive.

992
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:16,840
It's the size of the town.

993
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:20,080
It's kind of like that red one we go to where the numbers are all jacked up.

994
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:22,640
The building number, the apartment number.

995
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:23,640
Yeah.

996
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:24,640
Oh, yeah.

997
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:28,800
But so after the National Guard.

998
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:35,600
So then we get the National Guard like gets like comes and gets rocked immediately, like

999
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:37,840
gets killed right off the bat.

1000
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:44,280
At that point, as the humans, I would just leave like all of the humans there.

1001
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:47,240
They can't like what are they going to do that the National Guard can't?

1002
00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:48,440
I know we have an army chick.

1003
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:49,920
I think they're going to get nuked.

1004
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:50,920
I'm not sure.

1005
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:53,000
Well, they but they didn't know that.

1006
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,400
But like from their perspective.

1007
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:56,600
Well, the girl did the army chick did.

1008
00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:59,400
She's like, we shouldn't go to the middle of town.

1009
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:00,400
Let's not do that.

1010
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:01,400
Let's not do that.

1011
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:02,400
Yeah.

1012
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:03,400
Let's the other way.

1013
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:04,400
Let's go.

1014
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:05,400
Let's get out of here.

1015
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:07,080
Let's let's get a helicopter and fly the fuck out of here.

1016
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:10,040
I did like her character, too.

1017
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:13,440
I didn't like that her daughter didn't like her.

1018
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:16,080
That was kind of a sad, but probably realistic.

1019
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:20,680
Well, I mean, she did kind of underplay like her dad dying in front of her like, man, she's

1020
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:22,560
not having the best night.

1021
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:24,800
Like that's the worst night of her life.

1022
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:26,600
Like, what are you talking about?

1023
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:27,600
Yeah.

1024
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:32,980
Again, again, I don't know if this would be more entertaining to watch or just more realistic,

1025
00:40:32,980 --> 00:40:40,960
but that kid should have been in severe, traumatized PTSD, planned up, crying silently, always

1026
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:43,120
in shock, horror on her face.

1027
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:46,620
Every time you cut her, no cute lines, no nothing.

1028
00:40:46,620 --> 00:40:50,600
Just every time you see her, she's just she looks like your mom's constantly picking her

1029
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:54,960
up and dragging her places because she can't physically move due to the horrendous see

1030
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:56,960
your father fucking die in front of her.

1031
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:57,960
Yeah.

1032
00:40:57,960 --> 00:40:59,760
But they didn't really do that in this one.

1033
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:06,800
There's some like we get some of that when the dude's blonde girlfriend gets bladed through

1034
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:10,280
the chest, he freaks out and he goes hard on the paint with the gun.

1035
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:12,080
But most of them, there's so much going on.

1036
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:13,080
There's a lot going on.

1037
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:14,080
There's a lot going on.

1038
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:15,080
Yes.

1039
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:16,080
Maybe they're just like, oh, fuck, so much death.

1040
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:19,800
I put the platoon would be noticed that they are not respond.

1041
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:20,800
Oh, yeah.

1042
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:22,880
And this does get taken care of.

1043
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:26,280
But like that first platoon that shows up, that first little squad that gets murdered

1044
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:29,320
immediately, they should have been on comms the whole time.

1045
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:33,080
You know, there's people in intelligence that are following the situation with drones and

1046
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:37,040
shit and they're like, they're like, all right, keeping constant contact with us.

1047
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:40,920
The moment they heard screams or the moment that they stopped checking in, there would

1048
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:43,680
be F-16 flying over already.

1049
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:45,960
I know in movie land, that's what you see and what you think.

1050
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:50,480
But from real life experience, that's not how it is.

1051
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:52,040
I mean, that's proven with 9-11.

1052
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:55,160
We didn't get jet scrambled in the air.

1053
00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:56,400
We don't know.

1054
00:41:56,400 --> 00:42:00,920
It's so much more chaotic than people think that that thing where they show and you'll

1055
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:04,640
see it once in a while on special operations, there'll be a thing like that.

1056
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:07,240
But a standard squad going out, they don't talk to nobody.

1057
00:42:07,240 --> 00:42:11,000
They're just out doing their thing and they give a report when they get back.

1058
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:12,280
That's how it works in real life.

1059
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:15,960
But at the same time, I would say that radio communication, what's the deal?

1060
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:20,320
We'll have one guy with a radio, but you're not in the middle of a check in every so often.

1061
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:23,000
But now it's 20, 2004, whatever they have.

1062
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:28,120
I think they have enough high tech gear that inside that car, as the dudes are dying, he'd

1063
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:31,960
be able to very quickly tell command, SOS, man down.

1064
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:32,960
Oh, we're under attack.

1065
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:33,960
You might get that.

1066
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:34,960
Yeah.

1067
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:35,960
But then there was a response.

1068
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:39,440
Then the next response from the government was just like, all right, let's nuke it because

1069
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:40,440
fuck it.

1070
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:41,440
Oh, they're under attack?

1071
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:42,440
All right.

1072
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:43,880
Next response is, we don't know what this is.

1073
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:44,880
Blow it up.

1074
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:45,880
We don't know what this is.

1075
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:46,880
We're just going to fucking nuke you guys.

1076
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:47,880
Yeah.

1077
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:56,440
And then, oh, when she runs into the room with her daughter, when she runs into the

1078
00:42:56,440 --> 00:43:01,600
store that the ammo shop, the gun place they were getting rifles with, she's like, hello?

1079
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:02,600
And she walks in.

1080
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:07,480
And then with the girl hello and her being obviously a human being, he still points his

1081
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:11,080
fucking gun straight at her fucking face for way too long.

1082
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:15,600
She has a little girl in her and he's just like, oh, hey.

1083
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:17,600
And it's just like, I was just like, oh, that's not cool, dude.

1084
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:20,000
You never poured hope that she'd get shot.

1085
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,000
Michael.

1086
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:22,000
Michael.

1087
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,400
Hoping he shot the little girl.

1088
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:26,520
That is not who I am.

1089
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:29,200
I just want realism in movies.

1090
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:36,200
If you're going to have a lot of death, children going to be dying is all I'm saying.

1091
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:37,200
Like shit.

1092
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:39,120
I mean, it's just, it is what it is.

1093
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:41,320
I did like that we got the get to the chopper line.

1094
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:43,600
Yeah, that was a weird, that was fun.

1095
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:44,600
That was fun.

1096
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:48,680
I was like, I wonder if he got that from the oh, you know what?

1097
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:49,680
Here's funny.

1098
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:52,320
I didn't realize that was from Predator until right now.

1099
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:55,600
I knew it was from an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie and it just didn't click.

1100
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:58,200
He was going to reprise his role in one of them.

1101
00:43:58,200 --> 00:43:59,200
I don't know.

1102
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:00,200
Was it this one?

1103
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:01,200
But he won.

1104
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:02,200
He won the election in California.

1105
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:08,000
So we got a governor instead of a instead of predator alien vs predator movie.

1106
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:13,200
Isn't it crazy that he was the governor of California for a while?

1107
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:17,040
That was it like that's a real thing that happened.

1108
00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:21,800
Most of my childhood, young adolescents.

1109
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:26,080
I bet you in 20 years, people as an adult, how weird it really was.

1110
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:33,880
Dude, in 20 years, we're all going to be arguing whether or not he was really the governor.

1111
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:36,560
It's going to be it's going to be one of those that never happened.

1112
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:37,560
Was it real?

1113
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:38,560
What was that?

1114
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:39,560
What's that called?

1115
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:40,560
The effect and Delafed?

1116
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:43,360
Because it's like it doesn't sound real.

1117
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:46,280
It's just like, no, he really wasn't the governor.

1118
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:49,320
That's just something we made up 40 years ago.

1119
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:51,320
I wonder if that was in a movie.

1120
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:53,800
I wonder that's how people felt about Reagan as president.

1121
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:54,800
Yeah.

1122
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:55,800
Yeah.

1123
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:56,800
Same thing.

1124
00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:57,800
That's crazy.

1125
00:44:57,800 --> 00:44:58,800
And now Trump is president.

1126
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:00,800
We've had two celebrity presidents.

1127
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:01,800
Yeah.

1128
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:02,800
Which is nuts.

1129
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:03,800
Yeah.

1130
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:11,760
And then I guess how many presidents have we had due to, oh, God, nepotism.

1131
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:13,760
Bush, W. Bush.

1132
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:16,760
Yeah, a lot of them.

1133
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:17,760
Who else?

1134
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:18,760
Nepotism family.

1135
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:20,560
So like bringing someone in.

1136
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:21,560
There were two way back.

1137
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:24,360
They were like cousins or they were they're like related.

1138
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:25,360
Yeah.

1139
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:26,360
Interesting.

1140
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:31,160
And then there's then there's that theory that George Washington isn't our first president.

1141
00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:34,960
He's the first official president, but we had like six presidents before him.

1142
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:37,360
We did presidents of the Senate or whatever they were.

1143
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:38,360
They were sort of.

1144
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:42,280
Well, we had six dudes that ran the country before George Washington.

1145
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:44,280
But they still answered to being.

1146
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:45,280
Did they?

1147
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:46,280
Yeah.

1148
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:49,240
They were like a prime minister in Canada for a long time.

1149
00:45:49,240 --> 00:45:50,640
Canada, you know, this is England.

1150
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:55,200
I think this was after we post revolution, after we became America.

1151
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:56,960
Oh, I don't know.

1152
00:45:56,960 --> 00:46:02,160
I think there was I think there's a few years, like six years or something, where it was

1153
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:04,720
maybe seven years or whatever before they established.

1154
00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:08,120
Because I remember they from what I remember from history, and I'll do a double check,

1155
00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:11,080
a deep dive on this and leave in the comments how wrong I am if I am.

1156
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:15,560
But I think George Washington, they begged him to be king or to be president.

1157
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:16,560
Well, King.

1158
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:18,840
And they wanted him to be king.

1159
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:22,800
And then he said, no, we're not going to have King, which would have changed everything

1160
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:24,200
if he had said yes.

1161
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:29,680
We would have been a tear like a tyranny or not like England.

1162
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:30,680
Well, maybe we don't know.

1163
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:31,680
Yeah.

1164
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:36,120
But because here's the thing, Mike, we were kind of prone, kind of prone to enslaving

1165
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:38,040
humans back in the day.

1166
00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:39,420
So what?

1167
00:46:39,420 --> 00:46:44,400
So if we had a kingdom, you're telling me that George Washington, it would be it would

1168
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:50,400
be the same as every other fucking kingdom if he was OK, the slavery of people, you know

1169
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:51,640
what I mean?

1170
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:54,560
So yeah, I don't know.

1171
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:57,760
But I think there was a few people that ran the country before him.

1172
00:46:57,760 --> 00:46:59,800
If I read I read that.

1173
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:06,400
But I put that they better not fall in love like the woman who just lost her husband and

1174
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:09,240
the guy pointing a gun at her because I know how movies are.

1175
00:47:09,240 --> 00:47:10,240
I'm so glad they did.

1176
00:47:10,240 --> 00:47:11,880
Yeah, I'm glad they did not do that.

1177
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:15,320
But they're oh, God, because if they had kissed, I'd be like, what are you doing, dude?

1178
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:16,320
You just lost your husband.

1179
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:21,600
Like, like that would have been gross.

1180
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:25,520
We this that I put great deaths in this ton of onscreen deaths.

1181
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:29,960
The pregnant women deaths I thought were really cool.

1182
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:31,160
Was gnarly.

1183
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:32,160
Think about it.

1184
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:33,160
That scene was gnarly.

1185
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:35,800
Like when they go into the hospital, you see them all fucking.

1186
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:40,280
I'm just letting you dig your own grave over there.

1187
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:43,280
I will gladly dig my own grave.

1188
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:44,480
I don't care.

1189
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:50,360
I like the choices that this movie made to kill babies because that's what the aliens

1190
00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:52,160
would do.

1191
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:55,560
Obviously, aliens, they kill people.

1192
00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:57,320
They don't care who or what.

1193
00:47:57,320 --> 00:47:58,320
True.

1194
00:47:58,320 --> 00:47:59,320
Yeah.

1195
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:02,320
So it's technically.

1196
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:08,200
Technically, Michael, this movie, the Alien franchise has been killing pregnant people

1197
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:14,160
since the very beginning because a face hugger impregnates your throat and then a baby pops

1198
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:16,200
out of your chest and kills you.

1199
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:17,960
So the aliens are rapists.

1200
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:18,960
They are murderers.

1201
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:22,320
And there's no exception for rape or alien rape.

1202
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:24,080
That's why we root for the predator.

1203
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:25,560
I always root for the predator.

1204
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:26,560
Well, you gotcha.

1205
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:29,000
Let's get let's call it the alien race.

1206
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,800
I root for the yacht show.

1207
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:37,880
I like the the scene where the dude's about to get some with the chick and then like her

1208
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:40,160
boyfriend somehow knows where they are.

1209
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:42,440
Like I don't know if she fucking told them or like what.

1210
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:44,840
But like that was kind of sus.

1211
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:49,920
And he shows up, they have a fight and then there's a pretty cool like the alien jumping

1212
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:51,720
in the pool was pretty creepy.

1213
00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:52,960
Like that was that was terrifying.

1214
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:53,960
That's scary.

1215
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:54,960
That scared the shit out of me.

1216
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:58,640
If I was in that pool, I'd be so fucking bright.

1217
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:00,360
That whole scene was pretty cool.

1218
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:03,640
The escaping or some of them.

1219
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:07,200
I liked the that was like a good moment for the alien.

1220
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:10,200
Like the aliens had a lot of good moments in this movie.

1221
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:12,800
The predalien in particular looked fucking awesome.

1222
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:14,400
He's kind of ugly, though.

1223
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:16,160
Yeah, but in an awesome way.

1224
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:20,400
Yeah, like in a in a in a cool what I would imagine an alien and a predator would look

1225
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:21,400
like.

1226
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:22,400
Yeah, like a cyclo.

1227
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:24,400
Like a yeah, you're right.

1228
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:26,840
Because they had a bigger forehead like the cyclos.

1229
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:27,840
No, you're right.

1230
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:28,840
A female cyclo.

1231
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:29,840
It was a female cyclo.

1232
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:30,840
Hot.

1233
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:31,840
Wait for that tongue.

1234
00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:32,840
Turned on.

1235
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:33,840
Yeah.

1236
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:39,760
My favorite death of the entire movie, though, is the predator throwing the two blades down,

1237
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:44,400
killing the two aliens and then one of the blades just going straight into the blonde

1238
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:46,560
chick and putting her up into the ceiling.

1239
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:49,640
I'm like, oh, the accidental murder.

1240
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:51,320
So brutal, dude.

1241
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:53,480
And so sad and so good.

1242
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:58,480
Like, it's like, that's the kind of collateral fucking damage that I expect from these kind

1243
00:49:58,480 --> 00:49:59,480
of movies.

1244
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:00,480
You know what I mean?

1245
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:07,360
Like I wish a movie had the balls that like, you know, like he they blow up, they put a

1246
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:09,600
bomb off in an apartment complex.

1247
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:13,260
The apartment complex then should crumple, you know, right.

1248
00:50:13,260 --> 00:50:17,240
And then you see people falling out of windows that were like mid cooking dinner or something

1249
00:50:17,240 --> 00:50:18,240
like that.

1250
00:50:18,240 --> 00:50:22,000
Like the brutality, like people don't have the guts to show like the brutal, like what

1251
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,160
really would happen in a situation like that.

1252
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:29,800
And I feel like I know that this is a silly aliens versus predator, but like this one

1253
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:34,400
did have the balls a little bit to be like, yeah, they would do this kind of fucked up

1254
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:35,400
shit.

1255
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:36,400
Aliens don't know any better.

1256
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:39,800
They would be fucking like they would do whatever it took.

1257
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:40,800
They found pregnant people.

1258
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:43,000
They're like, cool, we can infect them.

1259
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:45,760
Maybe even the baby inside of them with more alien shit.

1260
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:46,760
We don't know.

1261
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:49,800
Like, like they just, they just impregnate everything and see what happens.

1262
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:54,560
Their little facehuggers just jump on every fucking thing and create little like alien

1263
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:56,880
babies, which is cool.

1264
00:50:56,880 --> 00:51:01,800
Like I wonder if out there, if there's like a facehugger that jumped on a bear and we

1265
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:04,080
have like a bearing, I'd be terrified.

1266
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:05,960
Or like a wolf or something.

1267
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:09,760
Like, we haven't seen that yet, but like that would be fucking cool.

1268
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:10,760
Alien.

1269
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:13,440
I'm praying we don't see that.

1270
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:17,240
That means, okay, because in space, no one can hear you scream.

1271
00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:19,240
Stop making these goddamn movies.

1272
00:51:19,240 --> 00:51:26,440
Who's, well, I liked that, but who's, uh, so that was a good line.

1273
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:28,800
You were just, you were waiting very patiently to use that.

1274
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:31,520
And I gave you credit for that.

1275
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:32,520
Well done.

1276
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:42,000
So I, after the alien day that we did, I was, uh, like really, uh, I appreciate the alien

1277
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:45,120
franchise more than I did after the predator day we did.

1278
00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:47,520
I appreciate the predator franchise more.

1279
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:54,320
And these two are a culmination of what I think is a lot of fun about the two series.

1280
00:51:54,320 --> 00:52:00,120
It's they're not the best alien movie and they're not the best predator movie.

1281
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:05,560
And that's if you want to hold them in the, in the realm of the alien and predator franchise,

1282
00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:07,120
which we can't do, which there's enough.

1283
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:08,120
I don't know.

1284
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:09,120
No, definitely not.

1285
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:10,120
Well, not the very bottom second for the bottom.

1286
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:20,280
No, well, listen, because the predator too, with, uh, uh, was it Donald or Danny Glover?

1287
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:22,600
Danny Glover, predator too.

1288
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:23,600
Not great.

1289
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:24,600
No, not great.

1290
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:28,760
Uh, people say predators isn't that great or the predator wasn't that great.

1291
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:34,840
None of them are going to be prey and none of them are going to be aliens or aliens.

1292
00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:36,440
Both are predator.

1293
00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:37,440
Yeah.

1294
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:42,400
Well, I, I've always enjoyed the aliens franchise much more than the predator franchise.

1295
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:46,840
Like I, even the bad alien movies I've enjoyed the aliens being mindless.

1296
00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:47,840
Yeah.

1297
00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:48,840
That makes it better.

1298
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:49,840
Yeah.

1299
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:52,160
Because then the violence doesn't affect you as much.

1300
00:52:52,160 --> 00:52:53,920
There's no, yeah, there's no rhyme and reason for it.

1301
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:54,920
It's right.

1302
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:57,800
It's more, it's more survival, survival and stuff.

1303
00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:01,440
Whereas, whereas with the, with the predators, there's something about them being intelligent.

1304
00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:02,440
Yeah.

1305
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:03,440
It makes it uncomfortable.

1306
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:04,440
I don't know.

1307
00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:05,440
I don't get uncomfortable.

1308
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:10,160
I, I know you don't get a couple lady that you've made that very clear with the baby

1309
00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:11,160
killing.

1310
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:15,000
I look again, I'm not pro baby.

1311
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:21,160
I, in a movie though, if, if, if there was a baby that would die and then you just, it

1312
00:53:21,160 --> 00:53:22,160
does it for some reason.

1313
00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:25,160
You know what I mean?

1314
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:27,520
Uh, I, uh, oh, I think the, uh, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,

1315
00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:35,240
I think the, uh, better, a better ending would have been when the army shows up, that they

1316
00:53:35,240 --> 00:53:38,060
killed the, uh, that they killed them.

1317
00:53:38,060 --> 00:53:39,060
Yeah.

1318
00:53:39,060 --> 00:53:40,660
Like they, they could have been infected, like yeah.

1319
00:53:40,660 --> 00:53:41,660
Cause exactly.

1320
00:53:41,660 --> 00:53:43,440
They don't know what the fucking thing was.

1321
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:44,960
They just find these people who crashed a helicopter.

1322
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:46,000
You just murder them off.

1323
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:47,000
That would be great.

1324
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:48,120
That would've been awesome.

1325
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:51,260
Or it'd have been great to see that like, they get taken away and then like, you kind

1326
00:53:51,260 --> 00:53:53,840
of see like one of them has an alien inside of him or something.

1327
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:54,840
Yeah.

1328
00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:55,840
I was waiting for that at the end of it.

1329
00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:56,840
Yeah.

1330
00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:58,240
They really just put a cap on that one.

1331
00:53:58,240 --> 00:54:00,640
The first one ever that they didn't just do that.

1332
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:01,880
I was like, we're waiting.

1333
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:03,640
You're not going to leave us open for another one?

1334
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:04,840
You're just going to end this?

1335
00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:06,720
You knew this was that bad?

1336
00:54:06,720 --> 00:54:09,480
They had plans to do a post-credit scene

1337
00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:12,280
and then go back to the alien world

1338
00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:15,840
and basically set up for the third movie,

1339
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:20,280
but they scrapped it because they didn't make the third movie.

1340
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:22,480
I think the biggest problem with this particular movie,

1341
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:26,820
the second, is that it made the aliens and predators

1342
00:54:26,820 --> 00:54:29,320
kind of pest control problems.

1343
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:32,000
They just weren't even, I don't know.

1344
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:36,480
It was like very, we now know how to take care of them.

1345
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:38,680
Well, you nuke them, but that was what we figured out

1346
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:40,120
in the first movie.

1347
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:41,640
But we should just do it earlier.

1348
00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:42,680
Sure, but we-

1349
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:46,440
It's just like we know now that that's all it takes.

1350
00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:49,960
Yeah, well, but that's, I don't mean,

1351
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:53,680
in this one it's, I don't know, I like the second one

1352
00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:55,000
because it's-

1353
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:56,720
You just like it because of the body cap.

1354
00:54:56,720 --> 00:54:57,560
I like the body cap.

1355
00:54:57,560 --> 00:54:58,400
The visceral.

1356
00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:00,040
I like the visceralness of it, but I also like

1357
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:02,040
the predator, like Brenda said,

1358
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:03,880
the predator in this one's way cooler.

1359
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:05,040
The predator's badge, yeah.

1360
00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:06,040
What's not to like though?

1361
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:07,720
I mean, honestly, there's-

1362
00:55:07,720 --> 00:55:09,040
It's too dark and too shaky.

1363
00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:10,960
Too dark, shaky.

1364
00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:12,360
Those are my problems.

1365
00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:14,280
I didn't really care about any humans.

1366
00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:15,880
Sure.

1367
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:19,360
This one had a problem with probably too many characters

1368
00:55:20,300 --> 00:55:21,720
so that you never really got,

1369
00:55:21,720 --> 00:55:23,720
like the black girl in the first one was,

1370
00:55:23,720 --> 00:55:25,160
you rooted for her.

1371
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:27,280
There's nobody you rooted for in this movie.

1372
00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:29,120
I would say, well, the predator.

1373
00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:30,200
They're fucking dead anyway.

1374
00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:31,280
The predator.

1375
00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:33,120
And I didn't like the part where the sheriff was like,

1376
00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:36,320
I hope we're both wrong, like about going to,

1377
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:37,580
you're going to get the helicopter,

1378
00:55:37,580 --> 00:55:39,240
I'm going to the middle of the town.

1379
00:55:39,240 --> 00:55:41,520
I hope we're both wrong, so I hope we both die.

1380
00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:42,360
Yeah, that was a weird-

1381
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:43,600
I hope we both die by a nuke.

1382
00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:44,920
That really was a weird take.

1383
00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:45,760
Like what do you mean, dude?

1384
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:46,580
I noticed that too.

1385
00:55:46,580 --> 00:55:47,420
I didn't write it down because I didn't want

1386
00:55:47,420 --> 00:55:50,100
to be too nitpicky, but yeah, I did notice that.

1387
00:55:50,100 --> 00:55:51,960
This movie made the other one look like a masterpiece.

1388
00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:52,800
Oh yeah.

1389
00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:54,040
If I don't watch it, here's the story.

1390
00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:56,440
I gave the first one like a D plus, C minus, right?

1391
00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:57,520
Okay.

1392
00:55:57,520 --> 00:55:59,120
And I gave this one like an L.

1393
00:55:59,120 --> 00:55:59,960
Yeah.

1394
00:55:59,960 --> 00:56:02,600
Okay, but had I watched this one first,

1395
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:04,120
the other one might have been a B.

1396
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:04,960
It was that bad.

1397
00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:07,560
The second one is that much worse than the first one.

1398
00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:09,680
So a lot of it is in comparison.

1399
00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:12,040
The second one had me raise my grade for the first one.

1400
00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:13,060
Yeah. Yeah.

1401
00:56:13,060 --> 00:56:15,480
I will say that you said there's too many people.

1402
00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:16,660
I might agree with you on that,

1403
00:56:16,660 --> 00:56:20,080
that I feel like the younger brother

1404
00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:22,120
and the older brother were redundant.

1405
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:23,840
One of them would have been fine.

1406
00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:24,840
It could have, if they just,

1407
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:27,160
if they got rid of the younger brother

1408
00:56:27,160 --> 00:56:30,540
and just made it so that this guy came back to town,

1409
00:56:30,540 --> 00:56:34,360
met up with his ex-girlfriend, she has a new guy,

1410
00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:36,200
he gets jumped by his friends,

1411
00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:37,800
and it's the same exact everything.

1412
00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:39,720
His buddy's still the sheriff.

1413
00:56:39,720 --> 00:56:44,380
He had the same movie, minus an unnecessary character.

1414
00:56:44,380 --> 00:56:45,720
But I do think that the younger brother

1415
00:56:45,720 --> 00:56:47,160
and the older brother, just redundant.

1416
00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:50,640
Other than that, I mean, I felt like you need people to die.

1417
00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:53,600
You need people to run around and look at while the,

1418
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:55,280
because you can't just be Predator the whole time.

1419
00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:56,920
I wish it was.

1420
00:56:56,920 --> 00:56:59,360
Like, I would like a movie where,

1421
00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:00,480
I know Prey kind of does that,

1422
00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:02,200
but like a movie where we see it

1423
00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:05,680
from the Predator's point of view would be cool.

1424
00:57:05,680 --> 00:57:08,680
Where he just sees, in fact, it would be cool to see if they-

1425
00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:09,520
Well, this one we got a lot of that.

1426
00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:11,080
I thought the first one we got a lot of that too.

1427
00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:12,720
I thought we got a lot of that in this one too.

1428
00:57:12,720 --> 00:57:13,560
Didn't we?

1429
00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:15,640
No, but I'm talking more motivation-wise.

1430
00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:17,840
Well, I thought we did with him making friends with her.

1431
00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:18,680
We kind of did in the first one.

1432
00:57:18,680 --> 00:57:21,320
The first one had some real,

1433
00:57:21,320 --> 00:57:22,880
like even though there's not dialogue,

1434
00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:24,640
it had dialogue between the two of them.

1435
00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:25,480
Yeah.

1436
00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:27,600
He makes her the weapon and the shield.

1437
00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:29,640
He was showing her how his thing was going to blow up,

1438
00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:30,480
just like that was-

1439
00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:31,320
I guess what I would like,

1440
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:32,720
I mean, I guess what I'm saying is,

1441
00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:35,720
ultimately what I would want from a Predator movie is,

1442
00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:39,680
a young Predator, like growing up,

1443
00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:44,280
then becoming of age to go on one of these hunts,

1444
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:47,520
and then getting in the ship with either other dudes

1445
00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:50,200
or by himself, getting sent to a fucking planet,

1446
00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:52,440
jump, you know, like getting launched down to earth,

1447
00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:55,480
and then landing on earth, but we see everything.

1448
00:57:55,480 --> 00:57:57,840
We see like the Arnold Schwarzenegger character,

1449
00:57:57,840 --> 00:57:58,920
whoever the Commandos are,

1450
00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:03,600
from a, as if they're the terrifying,

1451
00:58:03,600 --> 00:58:04,840
bad things trying to kill.

1452
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:05,680
Like, they-

1453
00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:07,040
So they're mannibles.

1454
00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:09,720
What do you mean?

1455
00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:10,560
I know I-

1456
00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:11,800
Just describing the plot.

1457
00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:12,840
Battlefield Earth?

1458
00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:13,680
Yeah, Battlefield Earth.

1459
00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:14,520
What are you talking about?

1460
00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:16,800
Your favorite workplace comedy of all time?

1461
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:18,480
You're seeing it from their perspective.

1462
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:19,760
It's Battlefield Earth.

1463
00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:21,000
That's what Battlefield Earth was.

1464
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:22,280
It's the Predator's perspective.

1465
00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:23,120
Yeah.

1466
00:58:23,120 --> 00:58:23,960
They're speaking English, though.

1467
00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:24,800
You know what?

1468
00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:27,920
It took me a second to realize it honestly,

1469
00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:32,800
my brain refuses to accept that you're supposed to see it

1470
00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:36,160
from the mannibles point of view from Battlefield Earth.

1471
00:58:36,160 --> 00:58:37,000
Battlefield Earth for you.

1472
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:39,480
Absolutely, they are not the main characters.

1473
00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:41,000
I, when I think of that movie,

1474
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:44,560
I just think about the main character, John Travolta,

1475
00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:46,560
and his buddy, Forrest Whitaker.

1476
00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:47,400
That's what you want in this.

1477
00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:48,240
Goof around.

1478
00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:49,080
That's what I'm saying.

1479
00:58:49,080 --> 00:58:49,920
Well, I guess so.

1480
00:58:49,920 --> 00:58:50,960
That's what you just said.

1481
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:52,960
But in this one, I don't want a goofy comedy.

1482
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:55,520
In this one, I want...

1483
00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:57,640
You want what they wanted to do with Battlefield Earth

1484
00:58:57,640 --> 00:58:59,080
and make it a badass movie.

1485
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:02,720
But for them, it didn't make it a badass comedy,

1486
00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:03,560
in your opinion.

1487
00:59:03,560 --> 00:59:05,480
Well, that's what they wanted.

1488
00:59:05,480 --> 00:59:06,320
I don't know if they...

1489
00:59:06,320 --> 00:59:07,880
I have to clarify, in your opinion,

1490
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:08,720
it was a badass comedy.

1491
00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:10,520
No, it's very funny.

1492
00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:12,480
I wish I would have had the same strain you had.

1493
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:15,080
I had a huge opinion, man, that would have been so much better.

1494
00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:17,000
You guys are just, you need to...

1495
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:18,640
It was torturous for me.

1496
00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:20,560
Okay, you need to rewatch it.

1497
00:59:20,560 --> 00:59:24,120
The re-edit, the re-cut with my new music behind me.

1498
00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:25,400
It's a rehash special.

1499
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:26,240
Be great.

1500
00:59:26,240 --> 00:59:27,800
I still say you should do that.

1501
00:59:28,800 --> 00:59:32,120
Well, seems like we didn't care as much for this one.

1502
00:59:32,120 --> 00:59:36,200
I'm giving it a D minus, or a D actually.

1503
00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:38,040
I don't think it was as bad as all that.

1504
00:59:38,040 --> 00:59:39,480
Yeah, like I said, I'm an F.

1505
00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:42,240
Nah, see, I was still a D on this one.

1506
00:59:42,240 --> 00:59:45,640
It had some redeeming qualities, but it was dark.

1507
00:59:45,640 --> 00:59:46,920
It was dark, it was hard to see.

1508
00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:47,760
It kinda...

1509
00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:49,080
Shaky CGI.

1510
00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:50,920
How do you do CGI and make it shaky?

1511
00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:52,000
That's what I don't get.

1512
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:52,840
That's what I was trying to figure out.

1513
00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:54,360
I don't get that, it's in CGI.

1514
00:59:54,360 --> 00:59:55,280
How is it shaky?

1515
00:59:55,280 --> 00:59:56,360
It's not a camera.

1516
00:59:56,360 --> 00:59:57,320
No.

1517
00:59:57,320 --> 00:59:58,480
Why are you shaking it?

1518
00:59:58,480 --> 01:00:01,760
Just to add the blur effect to it or something.

1519
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:05,560
Just to, you know, give it a little genizekwap.

1520
01:00:05,560 --> 01:00:08,240
It kinda felt like watching a certain particular episode

1521
01:00:08,240 --> 01:00:10,400
of Game of Thrones that's very hard to see.

1522
01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:11,720
And...

1523
01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:13,600
We're not there yet.

1524
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:14,920
Not for a while.

1525
01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:16,000
Point it out when we get there.

1526
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:17,120
It's the last season.

1527
01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:18,760
Oh, geez, that's gonna be a while.

1528
01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:19,960
It's gonna be a while.

1529
01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:22,320
So, all right, so number two gets a D-.

1530
01:00:22,320 --> 01:00:23,880
First one gets a C.

1531
01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:26,480
And that is Aliens vs. Predator, one of two.

1532
01:00:26,480 --> 01:00:27,400
Good job, everybody.

1533
01:00:27,400 --> 01:00:28,400
It's like a reasonable...

1534
01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:29,240
That was reasonable.

1535
01:00:29,240 --> 01:00:31,240
That's reasonable, great.

1536
01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:34,680
For the next few weeks,

1537
01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:38,640
we have kind of a special little treat for you all.

1538
01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:42,000
It's going to be, I don't know the exact way to phrase this,

1539
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:45,160
but it's gonna be our special movies.

1540
01:00:45,160 --> 01:00:50,160
Since Austin has taken a less permanent role here,

1541
01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:53,880
you're still gonna get plenty of Austin in the future,

1542
01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:55,160
but he's taken a less permanent role.

1543
01:00:55,160 --> 01:00:57,520
We're going to have more guests.

1544
01:00:57,520 --> 01:01:01,520
We're gonna get a return of one of our classic OG people

1545
01:01:03,080 --> 01:01:06,760
that might pop in once in a while, Dario.

1546
01:01:06,760 --> 01:01:10,640
And we are going to...

1547
01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:14,920
But right now, since it's just the three of us,

1548
01:01:14,920 --> 01:01:16,680
it's Brennan, it's Mike, and myself,

1549
01:01:16,680 --> 01:01:19,000
we are going to pick a special movie

1550
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:21,160
that is near and dear to us

1551
01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:24,120
and very relevant to the podcast.

1552
01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:25,760
And we're gonna pick those to review

1553
01:01:25,760 --> 01:01:28,520
for our three little bi-weeks that we had in between this

1554
01:01:28,520 --> 01:01:30,160
and when we start the holiday season.

1555
01:01:30,160 --> 01:01:34,160
So, first off, it's me,

1556
01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:37,040
and it's gonna be, what else, motherfuckers?

1557
01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:41,600
It's Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the movie.

1558
01:01:41,600 --> 01:01:42,640
I do have a question.

1559
01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:45,240
Am I gonna know anything that's going on?

1560
01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:47,640
It's the first thing that was made.

1561
01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:50,040
It is the origin story of Buffy.

1562
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:53,120
The show came after, switched actresses,

1563
01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:55,680
and continues the plot line from the movie.

1564
01:01:55,680 --> 01:01:58,080
Who's the actress that plays Buffy in this?

1565
01:01:58,080 --> 01:02:03,000
The act, oh, it's, oh, God, she's famous.

1566
01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:07,320
It's not Sarah Michelle Gellert, because it's...

1567
01:02:08,680 --> 01:02:10,200
I didn't know the movie came before the show.

1568
01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:12,560
I didn't know, it's very unusual for a...

1569
01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:15,600
The movie cast is, oh, Kristy Swanson.

1570
01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:18,680
Was it a theatrical release, or was it a made-for-TV thing?

1571
01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:21,520
Theatrical, theatrical.

1572
01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:26,120
So Kristy Swanson, who is, she's...

1573
01:02:26,120 --> 01:02:27,160
Saved by the Bell?

1574
01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:29,360
You're not even gonna believe me when I tell you.

1575
01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:32,320
She's the star of Mannequin 2 on the move,

1576
01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:35,520
along with our pal Robert Polarski.

1577
01:02:35,520 --> 01:02:38,160
I'm not even fucking kidding you.

1578
01:02:39,280 --> 01:02:41,720
This couldn't be more relevant to the podcast

1579
01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:42,560
if I tried.

1580
01:02:42,560 --> 01:02:44,120
Such a small world.

1581
01:02:44,120 --> 01:02:47,280
So we're gonna watch star actress of Mannequin 2

1582
01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:49,680
on the move with our good friend Robert Polarski.

1583
01:02:49,680 --> 01:02:51,200
We could call him and ask what it was like

1584
01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:52,880
working with her on that movie.

1585
01:02:54,880 --> 01:02:57,080
If you go on Wikipedia right now, ladies and gentlemen,

1586
01:02:57,080 --> 01:02:58,280
to Mannequin on the Move 2,

1587
01:02:58,280 --> 01:03:00,440
you'll see that Robert Polarski is on there,

1588
01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:03,160
starring as Bob.

1589
01:03:03,160 --> 01:03:05,880
And yeah, so we're gonna watch Buffy the Vampire,

1590
01:03:05,880 --> 01:03:07,960
so I think, I believe it was 1992.

1591
01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:09,120
What was that, the year?

1592
01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:10,680
Yeah, 1992.

1593
01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:13,760
And if you like hearing us fight,

1594
01:03:13,760 --> 01:03:16,360
boy are you gonna enjoy that episode, I'm sure.

1595
01:03:16,360 --> 01:03:17,880
Of what, it's the which one?

1596
01:03:17,880 --> 01:03:19,720
Is it on any streaming platforms?

1597
01:03:19,720 --> 01:03:20,560
I don't know.

1598
01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:22,400
I can't imagine that is.

1599
01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:23,560
You click it's IMDB.

1600
01:03:23,560 --> 01:03:24,760
Well whatever Buffy's on it.

1601
01:03:26,280 --> 01:03:27,640
I don't know what Buffy's on, Disney?

1602
01:03:27,640 --> 01:03:28,480
No.

1603
01:03:28,480 --> 01:03:29,440
Okay, Buffy the Vampire Slayer,

1604
01:03:29,440 --> 01:03:31,680
1992 is on Paramount Plus.

1605
01:03:31,680 --> 01:03:32,760
Okay, cool.

1606
01:03:32,760 --> 01:03:34,240
So, easy.

1607
01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:36,920
So it's actually,

1608
01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:39,520
it's Joss Whedon who created Buffy.

1609
01:03:39,520 --> 01:03:40,840
If you're unfamiliar with him,

1610
01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:42,720
we've already reviewed one of his movies,

1611
01:03:42,720 --> 01:03:45,920
which was Dr. Horrible's single on blog.

1612
01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:49,520
He also is the guy behind the show.

1613
01:03:49,520 --> 01:03:52,120
He also did the Avengers movie.

1614
01:03:52,120 --> 01:03:54,640
He's also the one that did the Justice League movie

1615
01:03:54,640 --> 01:03:57,200
that took over for Snyder after Snyder's incident.

1616
01:03:57,200 --> 01:03:58,520
The terrible justice.

1617
01:03:58,520 --> 01:04:01,520
Yeah, and so well he did a terrible job with Justice League.

1618
01:04:01,520 --> 01:04:02,680
He did a terrible cut.

1619
01:04:02,680 --> 01:04:04,840
He was also, he was picking up the pieces, I think,

1620
01:04:04,840 --> 01:04:05,680
of some of the movies.

1621
01:04:05,680 --> 01:04:07,000
Yeah.

1622
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:09,360
So, whatever, but Snyder, he got his cut.

1623
01:04:09,360 --> 01:04:10,200
He did.

1624
01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:11,040
I didn't even mind that movie.

1625
01:04:11,040 --> 01:04:12,360
Joss Whedon also did this,

1626
01:04:12,360 --> 01:04:14,760
like a black and white Shakespeare movie I haven't watched.

1627
01:04:14,760 --> 01:04:17,080
I think it's Midsommar.

1628
01:04:17,080 --> 01:04:18,400
Wait a minute, isn't Joss Whedon more famous

1629
01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:21,280
for something besides that, like Sliders or something?

1630
01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:23,080
Sliders, no it's not Sliders.

1631
01:04:23,080 --> 01:04:25,880
No, well no, he did, oh no, sorry.

1632
01:04:25,880 --> 01:04:26,880
I'm not even done.

1633
01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:30,560
More famously, well besides Buffy and Angel,

1634
01:04:30,560 --> 01:04:32,120
which he did all the seasons for,

1635
01:04:32,120 --> 01:04:35,360
he did Dollhouse, but then he's more famous

1636
01:04:35,360 --> 01:04:37,200
and he's more famously known for being the guy

1637
01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:38,040
that did Firefly.

1638
01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:39,280
Firefly, that's it, Firefly.

1639
01:04:39,280 --> 01:04:43,240
And the movie Serenity, which is a fucking awesome movie.

1640
01:04:43,240 --> 01:04:45,040
Awesome movie, yes.

1641
01:04:45,040 --> 01:04:47,080
And an awesome show.

1642
01:04:47,080 --> 01:04:48,200
And Dollhouse is good.

1643
01:04:48,200 --> 01:04:50,920
Dollhouse is Elijah Dushku from Buffy.

1644
01:04:50,920 --> 01:04:54,480
I pretty much liked everything he ever did except Buffy.

1645
01:04:54,480 --> 01:04:55,800
What?

1646
01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:57,400
Buffy, I don't know, I never could do that.

1647
01:04:57,400 --> 01:04:59,640
I liked Angel, but I didn't like Buffy.

1648
01:04:59,640 --> 01:05:01,840
It was a little, I think it's just too female orientated

1649
01:05:01,840 --> 01:05:03,520
for me, it's all just, nothing bad.

1650
01:05:03,520 --> 01:05:04,880
That's a weird.

1651
01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:07,280
No, it's not bad, I'm not saying it even in a bad way.

1652
01:05:07,280 --> 01:05:08,920
It's just made for females.

1653
01:05:08,920 --> 01:05:11,240
It's not made for females.

1654
01:05:11,240 --> 01:05:12,080
I said more.

1655
01:05:12,080 --> 01:05:13,640
It's not, but it's not.

1656
01:05:13,640 --> 01:05:15,080
I'm telling you, it's not.

1657
01:05:15,080 --> 01:05:16,440
It's made by a man.

1658
01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:17,280
Yeah.

1659
01:05:17,280 --> 01:05:18,960
I don't know, 100%, what I'm saying to you is

1660
01:05:18,960 --> 01:05:21,160
it's not made for chicks.

1661
01:05:21,160 --> 01:05:23,280
Just because it stars a chick,

1662
01:05:23,280 --> 01:05:25,440
it's definitely directed by a man

1663
01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:27,720
with scantily clad women running around.

1664
01:05:27,720 --> 01:05:29,680
Oh, I know that all, yeah, I know all that.

1665
01:05:29,680 --> 01:05:32,640
Like he did not write this for, like he might've,

1666
01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:34,960
if you look at the fandom of Buffy,

1667
01:05:34,960 --> 01:05:36,640
it's like 80% female.

1668
01:05:36,640 --> 01:05:38,440
That's just a simple fact.

1669
01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:40,240
Just because women latched onto it.

1670
01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:43,200
But that doesn't mean he wrote it specifically for women.

1671
01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:45,480
So there's no reason, you can't watch it

1672
01:05:45,480 --> 01:05:47,360
and say like it's too female oriented.

1673
01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:49,680
I didn't say that, I said it wasn't for me.

1674
01:05:49,680 --> 01:05:51,280
I think you used the word female oriented.

1675
01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:54,160
Well, I said I think it's a little more female oriented.

1676
01:05:54,160 --> 01:05:55,880
Which I don't, that's what I'm saying.

1677
01:05:55,880 --> 01:05:59,360
But I don't want that misinformation out on my podcast.

1678
01:05:59,360 --> 01:06:01,040
Buffy the Vampire Slayer is not-

1679
01:06:01,040 --> 01:06:02,800
You don't want those facts out of my podcast.

1680
01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:04,560
Well, no, it's not, it's not female oriented.

1681
01:06:04,560 --> 01:06:06,800
If you are a man- The fandom is female.

1682
01:06:06,800 --> 01:06:09,800
Okay, yeah, the fandom for a lot of things are female

1683
01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:12,560
that you can enjoy as a man that has not-

1684
01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:13,400
I'm not saying you can't.

1685
01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:15,560
But that aren't designed just for women.

1686
01:06:15,560 --> 01:06:16,680
I'm not saying you can't.

1687
01:06:16,680 --> 01:06:18,000
Like-

1688
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:19,120
Why do you make it all negative?

1689
01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:20,160
It's not negative.

1690
01:06:20,160 --> 01:06:22,080
Things can be made for females, that's okay.

1691
01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:24,720
It explains why you have so many Barbies, Andy.

1692
01:06:24,720 --> 01:06:26,360
That was because of a weird birthday thing

1693
01:06:26,360 --> 01:06:27,560
that I'm never doing again.

1694
01:06:27,560 --> 01:06:28,400
Uh.

1695
01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:30,760
But no, I, well I don't, again,

1696
01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:33,680
and we'll talk about this in more detail next week.

1697
01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:35,840
But it is not made for females,

1698
01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:37,000
just because it stars females.

1699
01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:38,680
I'm excited to watch it, I've never seen it.

1700
01:06:38,680 --> 01:06:40,920
I've never seen it, I'm kinda looking forward to watching it.

1701
01:06:40,920 --> 01:06:42,440
Especially how much Andy talks about it.

1702
01:06:42,440 --> 01:06:43,760
Yeah, I gotta know what's the-

1703
01:06:43,760 --> 01:06:46,320
The movie itself is very funny.

1704
01:06:46,320 --> 01:06:50,320
It's more of a comedy horror than a horror.

1705
01:06:50,320 --> 01:06:53,240
And it's definitely a departure

1706
01:06:53,240 --> 01:06:55,040
from like what the show ended up being.

1707
01:06:55,040 --> 01:06:57,560
Because the show's more like kid friendly or-

1708
01:06:57,560 --> 01:06:58,560
No, not at all.

1709
01:06:58,560 --> 01:07:00,280
Again, you guys are really not understanding

1710
01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:01,120
what Buffy is.

1711
01:07:01,120 --> 01:07:01,960
Buffy is-

1712
01:07:01,960 --> 01:07:02,800
No, I do understand.

1713
01:07:02,800 --> 01:07:03,640
My wife watched every episode,

1714
01:07:03,640 --> 01:07:06,640
I've seen 20% of almost every episode.

1715
01:07:06,640 --> 01:07:07,480
I've never watched any of it.

1716
01:07:07,480 --> 01:07:10,960
Buffy is a, young adult, if you're gonna go

1717
01:07:10,960 --> 01:07:11,800
at the bare minimum.

1718
01:07:11,800 --> 01:07:12,640
Witch crap.

1719
01:07:12,640 --> 01:07:13,480
Okay.

1720
01:07:13,480 --> 01:07:15,760
Well, there's a witch, eventually, but-

1721
01:07:15,760 --> 01:07:16,600
Like Sabrina?

1722
01:07:16,600 --> 01:07:17,880
But, no, not like, but it's saying,

1723
01:07:17,880 --> 01:07:18,720
when I say females-

1724
01:07:18,720 --> 01:07:19,840
Because Sabrina's more kid friendly.

1725
01:07:19,840 --> 01:07:23,040
No, it's, what it is, if you're gonna compare demons.

1726
01:07:23,040 --> 01:07:24,760
Well yeah, it's Buffy the vampire,

1727
01:07:24,760 --> 01:07:26,280
so she's fighting vampires all the time.

1728
01:07:26,280 --> 01:07:27,760
Next week's gonna be fun.

1729
01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:28,600
Oh, yeah.

1730
01:07:28,600 --> 01:07:30,640
Your choice, Andy.

1731
01:07:30,640 --> 01:07:31,480
Yeah.

1732
01:07:31,480 --> 01:07:32,800
Mike, I swear, okay.

1733
01:07:32,800 --> 01:07:36,280
It's gonna be fun.

1734
01:07:36,280 --> 01:07:38,280
Well, for us.

1735
01:07:38,280 --> 01:07:43,040
Look, you guys are being too, you know what,

1736
01:07:43,040 --> 01:07:43,880
watch the movie-

1737
01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:46,000
I will, I will, I'm gonna watch it with an open mind.

1738
01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:46,840
With an open mind.

1739
01:07:46,840 --> 01:07:47,680
With an open mind, for sure.

1740
01:07:47,680 --> 01:07:48,520
I will say-

1741
01:07:48,520 --> 01:07:49,360
I'm gonna watch it with my wife,

1742
01:07:49,360 --> 01:07:50,520
she'll keep me an open mind, for sure.

1743
01:07:50,520 --> 01:07:54,400
I believe it's Luke Perry plays her romantic interest

1744
01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:59,400
and Paul Rubin plays, Peewee plays one of the vampires.

1745
01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:00,240
Cool.

1746
01:08:00,240 --> 01:08:01,080
I think I've seen-

1747
01:08:01,080 --> 01:08:02,920
And he's very funny in them all.

1748
01:08:02,920 --> 01:08:04,480
Is he in the show too, or just the movie?

1749
01:08:04,480 --> 01:08:05,320
No, just the movie.

1750
01:08:05,320 --> 01:08:06,920
Because I feel like I've seen clips of him.

1751
01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:08,240
You might have seen them in the movie.

1752
01:08:08,240 --> 01:08:09,080
Okay.

1753
01:08:09,080 --> 01:08:09,920
The clips of it.

1754
01:08:09,920 --> 01:08:13,960
And then what's, this isn't, spoilers,

1755
01:08:13,960 --> 01:08:17,200
but just know that she's a freshman in the movie.

1756
01:08:17,200 --> 01:08:19,920
The show takes place when she's a sophomore.

1757
01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:20,760
So like-

1758
01:08:20,760 --> 01:08:21,960
The whole time?

1759
01:08:21,960 --> 01:08:23,800
Or does she go to the movies?

1760
01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:25,480
Does she go on through, in the show?

1761
01:08:25,480 --> 01:08:26,320
In the show?

1762
01:08:26,320 --> 01:08:28,360
Well, the show is like season one is sophomore.

1763
01:08:28,360 --> 01:08:29,200
And then junior-

1764
01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:32,240
Season two is junior, season three is senior.

1765
01:08:32,240 --> 01:08:33,840
They graduate and go on, okay.

1766
01:08:33,840 --> 01:08:38,400
Yeah, they go year as a season, for the most part.

1767
01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:41,400
And I don't know if they do time jumps or time skips,

1768
01:08:41,400 --> 01:08:43,160
but, and then the movie,

1769
01:08:43,160 --> 01:08:45,520
it's just its own self-contained thing.

1770
01:08:45,520 --> 01:08:47,760
Well, sort of, except like what I'm saying,

1771
01:08:47,760 --> 01:08:50,720
like the principle in the show

1772
01:08:50,720 --> 01:08:54,440
references stuff that happens in the movie.

1773
01:08:54,440 --> 01:08:57,120
Because like she has a record now, like,

1774
01:08:57,120 --> 01:08:58,600
or like, you know, it's like-

1775
01:08:58,600 --> 01:08:59,880
So there's continuity throughout it.

1776
01:08:59,880 --> 01:09:01,880
Oh, well, it's basically that.

1777
01:09:01,880 --> 01:09:04,240
It's like for the people who watched the movie

1778
01:09:04,240 --> 01:09:05,560
and jumped into the show, they're like,

1779
01:09:05,560 --> 01:09:07,640
how is this gonna, like it's a new actress.

1780
01:09:07,640 --> 01:09:09,440
It's like, how is this gonna do its thing?

1781
01:09:09,440 --> 01:09:12,160
And like, it's basically just the principle going like,

1782
01:09:12,160 --> 01:09:15,480
so Miss Summers, it looks like this shit

1783
01:09:15,480 --> 01:09:18,760
went down last year and you might've been involved

1784
01:09:18,760 --> 01:09:21,040
because, you know, like she's the vampire slayer.

1785
01:09:21,040 --> 01:09:23,680
So like that's pretty much it.

1786
01:09:23,680 --> 01:09:24,520
Okay.

1787
01:09:24,520 --> 01:09:26,360
And then they just move on to new school.

1788
01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:27,720
She makes new friends.

1789
01:09:27,720 --> 01:09:29,920
She gets a new watcher.

1790
01:09:29,920 --> 01:09:31,120
Okay. Yeah.

1791
01:09:31,120 --> 01:09:34,200
And the watcher's played by Repo,

1792
01:09:34,200 --> 01:09:36,640
the genetic opera lead guy, Giles.

1793
01:09:36,640 --> 01:09:37,480
Okay.

1794
01:09:37,480 --> 01:09:39,040
So it's another reason to watch the show

1795
01:09:39,040 --> 01:09:41,080
because like he's awesome as the watcher.

1796
01:09:41,080 --> 01:09:42,720
I'll start with the movie and see how I feel.

1797
01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:45,080
Then we all watch the show together.

1798
01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:48,160
We'll do a re-watch of the show.

1799
01:09:48,160 --> 01:09:52,040
No, we'll do a re-watch of the re-watcher podcast.

1800
01:09:52,040 --> 01:09:54,480
We'll talk about the girls talking about the podcast,

1801
01:09:54,480 --> 01:09:55,720
about the show.

1802
01:09:55,720 --> 01:09:57,280
The girl podcast for the show

1803
01:09:57,280 --> 01:09:58,920
that's not driven towards girls.

1804
01:09:58,920 --> 01:10:00,160
Yeah. Just because two girls

1805
01:10:00,160 --> 01:10:01,800
happen to have a podcast about it.

1806
01:10:01,800 --> 01:10:03,480
I bet you there's, that's why I need to start

1807
01:10:03,480 --> 01:10:05,320
a man podcast talking about it.

1808
01:10:06,960 --> 01:10:07,800
Manly ass show.

1809
01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:09,280
But anyway, all right.

1810
01:10:09,280 --> 01:10:10,520
So that's next week.

1811
01:10:10,520 --> 01:10:12,520
It's gonna be about the vampire slayer, 1992.

1812
01:10:12,520 --> 01:10:16,560
And as always, Austin passed on a really fun tradition.

1813
01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:19,080
And that tradition is that we like to do a little thing

1814
01:10:19,080 --> 01:10:21,760
called recreational recommendation.

1815
01:10:21,760 --> 01:10:22,800
Beep boop.

1816
01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:25,320
["Beep Boop"]

1817
01:10:42,760 --> 01:10:43,600
I can't do it like Austin.

1818
01:10:43,600 --> 01:10:44,440
I like it.

1819
01:10:44,440 --> 01:10:45,280
You can't do it like Austin.

1820
01:10:45,280 --> 01:10:46,120
It's so good.

1821
01:10:46,120 --> 01:10:47,480
Okay, that's so good.

1822
01:10:49,320 --> 01:10:51,640
So for this week,

1823
01:10:51,640 --> 01:10:54,400
I've been playing the Silent Hill 2 remake.

1824
01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:55,680
And I think that it was,

1825
01:10:55,680 --> 01:10:57,360
it's so far has been fucking awesome.

1826
01:10:57,360 --> 01:10:59,440
Playing it still mostly during the day.

1827
01:10:59,440 --> 01:11:00,760
I did play a little bit at night.

1828
01:11:00,760 --> 01:11:02,160
And then, yeah, immediately I was like,

1829
01:11:02,160 --> 01:11:03,880
yeah, I'll just play Funko.

1830
01:11:03,880 --> 01:11:05,560
I thought it was funny that I asked you like,

1831
01:11:05,560 --> 01:11:06,800
when I left here, like,

1832
01:11:06,800 --> 01:11:08,720
how are you gonna play this when you live here alone?

1833
01:11:08,720 --> 01:11:10,640
You're like, ah, I'm switching to Funko as soon as you leave.

1834
01:11:10,640 --> 01:11:11,480
Yeah.

1835
01:11:11,480 --> 01:11:12,320
It's like, okay.

1836
01:11:12,320 --> 01:11:14,160
So listen, and I'm not a baby or anything.

1837
01:11:14,160 --> 01:11:15,960
And I don't think monsters are gonna attack me.

1838
01:11:15,960 --> 01:11:17,560
It's just, you know, it's nighttime.

1839
01:11:17,560 --> 01:11:18,720
I live alone.

1840
01:11:18,720 --> 01:11:20,000
And monsters are gonna attack me.

1841
01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:20,840
And it's creepy.

1842
01:11:22,080 --> 01:11:24,080
So Silent Hill 2, but it's great.

1843
01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:26,240
The remake, super good.

1844
01:11:26,240 --> 01:11:29,520
On par with like the Resident Evil 4 remake or the,

1845
01:11:30,520 --> 01:11:31,440
it's just like a solid,

1846
01:11:31,440 --> 01:11:33,560
like good worth your money purchase.

1847
01:11:34,520 --> 01:11:36,240
And I think that's,

1848
01:11:36,240 --> 01:11:38,280
and I haven't watched Teacup yet,

1849
01:11:38,280 --> 01:11:42,080
but please go watch Teacup.

1850
01:11:42,080 --> 01:11:43,520
I'm sure it's good.

1851
01:11:43,520 --> 01:11:45,720
It's Robert McCammon.

1852
01:11:45,720 --> 01:11:48,760
It's the first show that's been made from his book,

1853
01:11:49,640 --> 01:11:50,480
from one of his books.

1854
01:11:50,480 --> 01:11:52,280
He's one of my absolute favorite authors.

1855
01:11:52,280 --> 01:11:54,000
I want more of his stuff to be adapted.

1856
01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:55,440
So I think if this does well,

1857
01:11:55,440 --> 01:11:58,320
they could potentially turn Wolf's Hour, Swanson,

1858
01:11:58,320 --> 01:12:01,960
or fucking Mystery Walk into like, you know, something.

1859
01:12:01,960 --> 01:12:03,920
And that would really be amazing.

1860
01:12:03,920 --> 01:12:06,640
So go watch the first few episodes of Teacup.

1861
01:12:07,880 --> 01:12:08,720
Brendan?

1862
01:12:09,560 --> 01:12:10,440
Yeah, I didn't really come up with one.

1863
01:12:10,440 --> 01:12:12,680
I mean, I did see that Tulsa King,

1864
01:12:12,680 --> 01:12:15,000
season two is finally out, Paramount Plus.

1865
01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:16,200
Season one was great.

1866
01:12:16,200 --> 01:12:17,960
I haven't started season two yet.

1867
01:12:17,960 --> 01:12:18,800
Just as good.

1868
01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:19,720
Is it? Okay.

1869
01:12:19,720 --> 01:12:20,960
I'm excited to watch it

1870
01:12:20,960 --> 01:12:23,400
because they took forever to do season two.

1871
01:12:23,400 --> 01:12:25,760
Like season one, I binged it in like a week

1872
01:12:25,760 --> 01:12:28,040
and I was like, this is fucking great.

1873
01:12:28,040 --> 01:12:29,320
What's going on?

1874
01:12:29,320 --> 01:12:31,520
I thought they canceled it, but yeah, it's awesome

1875
01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:32,960
that season two is out.

1876
01:12:32,960 --> 01:12:34,800
But check that out.

1877
01:12:34,800 --> 01:12:35,720
Stallone, right?

1878
01:12:35,720 --> 01:12:36,560
Yeah, it's great.

1879
01:12:36,560 --> 01:12:37,720
And he's great.

1880
01:12:37,720 --> 01:12:39,080
It's amazing.

1881
01:12:39,080 --> 01:12:40,560
Stallone is what you want to see him as.

1882
01:12:40,560 --> 01:12:41,800
He's like a badass.

1883
01:12:41,800 --> 01:12:43,240
Mobster, selling weed.

1884
01:12:43,240 --> 01:12:45,200
Yeah, selling weed.

1885
01:12:45,200 --> 01:12:47,840
Yeah, basically going to, and not being badass,

1886
01:12:47,840 --> 01:12:50,160
being kind of cool, but still badass when he's.

1887
01:12:50,160 --> 01:12:51,800
Yeah.

1888
01:12:51,800 --> 01:12:54,160
I'm watching, speaking of television,

1889
01:12:54,160 --> 01:12:58,480
which I had not, I don't know how I missed this show

1890
01:12:58,480 --> 01:13:00,040
for all mankind.

1891
01:13:00,040 --> 01:13:01,240
Oh, the one about space?

1892
01:13:01,240 --> 01:13:03,040
Yeah, but it's not.

1893
01:13:03,040 --> 01:13:08,040
It's about space, but it's more about NASA and.

1894
01:13:08,120 --> 01:13:09,080
Apple TV, right?

1895
01:13:09,080 --> 01:13:11,160
It's on Apple TV and it's like,

1896
01:13:11,160 --> 01:13:12,960
but it's an alternative universe.

1897
01:13:12,960 --> 01:13:15,880
It's like where they, the Russians won the space race.

1898
01:13:15,880 --> 01:13:17,080
Altered the history.

1899
01:13:17,080 --> 01:13:18,440
Okay.

1900
01:13:18,440 --> 01:13:20,800
So the character's Russian or the Americans?

1901
01:13:20,800 --> 01:13:21,640
No, they're both.

1902
01:13:21,640 --> 01:13:22,480
Oh.

1903
01:13:22,480 --> 01:13:23,440
And.

1904
01:13:23,440 --> 01:13:25,120
It looks a little slow.

1905
01:13:26,840 --> 01:13:27,680
That's the only reason I didn't.

1906
01:13:27,680 --> 01:13:29,800
It's drama, but I don't know if I'd call it slow.

1907
01:13:29,800 --> 01:13:31,320
It's the only reason I didn't jump into it.

1908
01:13:31,320 --> 01:13:33,120
It's not fast either.

1909
01:13:33,120 --> 01:13:34,960
It's kind of paced correctly,

1910
01:13:34,960 --> 01:13:37,560
because it's, I mean, it's in like its fourth season.

1911
01:13:37,560 --> 01:13:38,400
Okay.

1912
01:13:38,400 --> 01:13:39,240
So.

1913
01:13:39,240 --> 01:13:40,240
Still going on, okay.

1914
01:13:40,240 --> 01:13:41,920
I thought it was like a one season thing.

1915
01:13:41,920 --> 01:13:43,680
Okay, interesting.

1916
01:13:43,680 --> 01:13:44,520
Very good.

1917
01:13:44,520 --> 01:13:45,840
I mean, if you watch it two times speed,

1918
01:13:45,840 --> 01:13:46,920
anything's fast.

1919
01:13:46,920 --> 01:13:49,200
Yeah, I mean, if we're with Russians,

1920
01:13:49,200 --> 01:13:50,680
I might have to go 1.5,

1921
01:13:50,680 --> 01:13:51,600
because with an accent,

1922
01:13:51,600 --> 01:13:54,080
it's a little harder to understand them.

1923
01:13:54,080 --> 01:13:55,640
But yeah, for sure.

1924
01:13:55,640 --> 01:13:56,480
Subtitles.

1925
01:13:56,480 --> 01:13:57,320
Yeah, subtitles.

1926
01:13:57,320 --> 01:13:58,140
Yeah, yeah.

1927
01:13:58,140 --> 01:13:59,960
Like we do for the rewatches.

1928
01:13:59,960 --> 01:14:01,000
But awesome.

1929
01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:02,600
Great for the, great rec recs.

1930
01:14:03,960 --> 01:14:05,520
Thanks for joining us everybody.

1931
01:14:05,520 --> 01:14:10,520
Keep listening for more spooky, haunted Halloween,

1932
01:14:10,520 --> 01:14:13,160
17 nights of Halloween that continues tomorrow.

1933
01:14:13,160 --> 01:14:15,280
It's going to run through to the end of Halloween.

1934
01:14:15,280 --> 01:14:17,080
So keep listening for those.

1935
01:14:17,080 --> 01:14:18,360
What does that culminate with?

1936
01:14:18,360 --> 01:14:19,200
What's that?

1937
01:14:19,200 --> 01:14:20,080
That we're going to actually.

1938
01:14:20,080 --> 01:14:22,040
Oh, and on Halloween day,

1939
01:14:22,040 --> 01:14:27,040
make sure to listen for the live recording of us on camera,

1940
01:14:28,560 --> 01:14:29,500
look on YouTube,

1941
01:14:29,500 --> 01:14:32,120
listen for the recording of us watching,

1942
01:14:32,120 --> 01:14:33,600
Terrifier 2.

1943
01:14:33,600 --> 01:14:34,440
Which.

1944
01:14:34,440 --> 01:14:36,120
Well, you watching and me sitting there with my eyes closed.

1945
01:14:36,120 --> 01:14:37,720
Are we watching two or the new one?

1946
01:14:37,720 --> 01:14:38,560
Three.

1947
01:14:38,560 --> 01:14:39,380
No, two.

1948
01:14:39,380 --> 01:14:40,220
We're going to watch two.

1949
01:14:40,220 --> 01:14:41,060
Yeah, next year will be three.

1950
01:14:41,060 --> 01:14:41,880
Next year will be three.

1951
01:14:41,880 --> 01:14:42,720
Yeah.

1952
01:14:42,720 --> 01:14:44,400
Which I've been hearing bad things about three.

1953
01:14:44,400 --> 01:14:45,240
Oh, serious.

1954
01:14:45,240 --> 01:14:46,080
Bad things in what way?

1955
01:14:46,080 --> 01:14:47,880
Because it's going to be the number one movie this week.

1956
01:14:47,880 --> 01:14:49,640
Like bad, like as in it's gnarly.

1957
01:14:49,640 --> 01:14:50,480
Oh yeah.

1958
01:14:50,480 --> 01:14:51,300
Yeah, gnarly.

1959
01:14:51,300 --> 01:14:52,400
People are throwing up and like.

1960
01:14:52,400 --> 01:14:54,440
Well, here's what Zach told me about the difference.

1961
01:14:54,440 --> 01:14:55,680
He's like, in number one,

1962
01:14:55,680 --> 01:14:58,240
they were like really showing who Terrifier the Clown was,

1963
01:14:58,240 --> 01:15:00,320
or like already the clown was or whatever his name is.

1964
01:15:00,320 --> 01:15:03,040
But in number two, I think they went with like,

1965
01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:04,920
what's the grossest, most gruesome stuff

1966
01:15:04,920 --> 01:15:06,760
that we could possibly show on camera.

1967
01:15:06,760 --> 01:15:08,040
And I'm like, oh, okay, great.

1968
01:15:08,040 --> 01:15:09,040
So that's the one we're going to watch.

1969
01:15:09,040 --> 01:15:10,160
And then he's like, in number three,

1970
01:15:10,160 --> 01:15:11,680
kind of feels like they continued that,

1971
01:15:11,680 --> 01:15:13,380
but then also gave us a little bit more of the clown.

1972
01:15:13,380 --> 01:15:15,280
So I was like, okay, cool.

1973
01:15:16,200 --> 01:15:17,320
So that's what we're going to watch.

1974
01:15:17,320 --> 01:15:19,200
Look for the live recording of that.

1975
01:15:19,200 --> 01:15:20,080
It's going to be a lot of fun.

1976
01:15:20,080 --> 01:15:21,720
Did he already see the new one?

1977
01:15:21,720 --> 01:15:22,560
Yeah.

1978
01:15:22,560 --> 01:15:23,380
Oh, shit.

1979
01:15:23,380 --> 01:15:24,220
He went and saw it immediately.

1980
01:15:24,220 --> 01:15:25,060
Yeah, of course, it's Zach.

1981
01:15:25,060 --> 01:15:26,600
Is he coming to live watch?

1982
01:15:26,600 --> 01:15:27,440
I hope so.

1983
01:15:27,440 --> 01:15:29,240
That's his genre right there.

1984
01:15:29,240 --> 01:15:30,080
Yeah, I know.

1985
01:15:30,080 --> 01:15:31,320
I hope he comes to live watch.

1986
01:15:31,320 --> 01:15:35,040
But yeah, join us then and we will see you later.

1987
01:15:35,040 --> 01:15:37,480
As always, my name is Andy.

1988
01:15:37,480 --> 01:15:38,800
I mean, maybe I change it one day,

1989
01:15:38,800 --> 01:15:40,280
but right now I'm-

1990
01:15:40,280 --> 01:15:41,440
Are we on the wrong episode?

1991
01:15:41,440 --> 01:15:42,280
Yeah, I don't know what's happening.

1992
01:15:42,280 --> 01:15:43,560
I thought you were about to start singing.

1993
01:15:43,560 --> 01:15:44,400
Yeah.

1994
01:15:44,400 --> 01:15:45,920
My name is Andy Rice.

1995
01:15:47,720 --> 01:15:51,720
And I like pumpkin spice in my eggnog.

1996
01:15:51,720 --> 01:15:54,080
That time of year, he mentioned Joss Whedon.

1997
01:15:54,080 --> 01:15:55,760
Now he's in musical mode.

1998
01:15:55,760 --> 01:15:56,920
I'm in musical mode.

1999
01:15:56,920 --> 01:15:58,600
With me as always, speaking of musical,

2000
01:15:58,600 --> 01:15:59,440
it's Brennan.

2001
01:15:59,440 --> 01:16:02,440
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.

2002
01:16:02,440 --> 01:16:03,760
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.

2003
01:16:03,760 --> 01:16:05,560
Ship me up to Boston.

2004
01:16:05,560 --> 01:16:06,720
Have a good one, everybody.

2005
01:16:06,720 --> 01:16:08,400
With me as always, it is Michael.

2006
01:16:08,400 --> 01:16:11,200
I guess he didn't die by the end of the episode.

2007
01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:12,040
Who knew?

2008
01:16:12,040 --> 01:16:13,120
Yeah, I don't get a damn song either.

2009
01:16:13,120 --> 01:16:15,360
Larson, you'll never get a song, Larson.

2010
01:16:16,320 --> 01:16:18,600
Have a good weekend, buddy.

2011
01:16:18,600 --> 01:16:20,800
You had a dedicated song that Andy wrote.

2012
01:16:20,800 --> 01:16:22,640
I'm kidding, go on YouTube right now

2013
01:16:22,640 --> 01:16:23,920
and look up the Michael Larson,

2014
01:16:23,920 --> 01:16:25,840
I wanna kill Michael Larson song.

2015
01:16:25,840 --> 01:16:27,280
Was there two songs that you made?

2016
01:16:27,280 --> 01:16:28,120
No, there's one.

2017
01:16:28,120 --> 01:16:28,960
Just the one.

2018
01:16:28,960 --> 01:16:30,600
And I wrote that without AI.

2019
01:16:30,600 --> 01:16:33,840
That's one of the best written diss tracks of all time

2020
01:16:33,840 --> 01:16:36,600
that I spent hours recording and it's on YouTube right now.

2021
01:16:36,600 --> 01:16:39,440
Go listen to the Kill Michael Larson song.

2022
01:16:39,440 --> 01:16:41,560
And I've been your host, Andy Rice.

2023
01:16:41,560 --> 01:16:44,320
We've been Fried, we've been Rice, we've been Podcast.

2024
01:16:44,320 --> 01:16:45,160
Have a good night.

2025
01:16:45,160 --> 01:17:09,520
["Kill Michael Larson Song"]