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I think that of all the people here, it would be
Zach could probably punch out a predator quality.
Fuck that guy up.
If if anyone was going to survive, if it's Michael's definitely not dead,
he's going to survive to the end of the movie like a predator or an alien
or just a stubborn human character.
But he's unfortunately still there.
Larsen not going to die.
And I am, of course, the basically I look exactly like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
I'm Andy Rice.
So, yeah, this is our predator.
This is our predator special.
Join us tomorrow where we combine yesterday's aliens special
with today's predator special as we watch aliens versus predators.
So that's going to be tomorrow.
Well, both aliens versus predator. Great.
There's two of them.
There's a rule against illegal torture.
Which one are you talking about? Requiem, the second one? Yeah.
That one was god awful.
Yeah, most of our two movies are that way.
One is good and one is not.
I mean, one one's barely good.
Yeah, one has merit, but.
So, but anyway, I blame Freddie versus Jason for setting the bar so high.
Yeah, which we was another movie that we will cover next week
or we covered last week.
I don't know how time works when these are being recorded months ahead of time.
So but cool.
This is Predators. And so.
Let's I guess I'm excited to see which ones you guys pick.
I have a feeling I know that which one Mike picked.
And so yours is that yours is the odd man out for me.
But I'll go last. OK, fine. Go last.
I OK, Mike, why don't you go first?
I'll go first because that newest movie.
I did pray.
Newest and best Predator movie by a mile.
I went I went I was looking at that one to do
because I had to buy Hulu for this.
You motherfuckers.
Oh, and because Disney Plus said it had it.
And I was like, oh, sweet. I don't have to buy anything.
Is it? Yeah, yeah.
It's Disney with Hulu, which is new for me.
And I looked at that one real hard.
And I was like, did you get the trio pack?
Did you get Max with it?
No, I have Max through my my my carrier through my phone.
So I get that. I get that. Yes.
And with it, they're little triple bundles.
The Disney, Hulu and I go Max.
But I think ESPN is another reasonable choice for people.
But I there's nothing on there that I would consider it
consistently watch.
I like I'll just save myself a five dollars. Sure.
But it's a great triple plan.
I think that's what Max for five bucks. It's great.
And it's combo who are like Max Hulu and Disney.
You kind of you'll have content for the rest of your life.
You wouldn't even really need anything else ever.
Plus, of course, we have to be our sponsor.
Yeah, our sponsor.
But those three are good.
Like, it's pretty much going to cover. Yeah.
Yeah, no. So Hulu's got some movies that I've been like looking at.
So I was like, I wasn't too upset, but I was like, yeah, I mean,
I'm already paying 14 for.
Disney Plus, I was like, whatever.
But I looked at that one very hard, but then I remembered,
who was it that doesn't like time period pieces and they just shit on them?
Well, it's usually me. Yeah, OK.
I was like, it was one of us.
And I was like, I don't want this guy to shit on me.
Well, no, no, no.
And it's the guy who shits on him is going to watch the time piece.
Although it's not a period piece like that.
It's it's set in 1719.
That's a period.
That's a period piece, but it's not.
That's not boring.
It's the story. It's not all about the period.
He's he's like refuses to watch Braveheart
because he feels like it's going to be boring.
And I'm telling him like, bro, it's it's fucking Braveheart.
That's like they would almost be like somebody being like,
I don't want to watch cowboy movies because I watched the John Wayne
cowboy movie when I was a kid and they're all boring.
How I feel about it. Yeah.
But the thing is, is that you're like, no, no, watch Tombstone.
And they're like, no, because I don't like cowboy movies.
You're like, but it's it's a good cowboy movie.
Watch the new Magnificent Seven.
I like Cowboys versus Aliens.
That was fun. That was fun.
That's I like the I I really,
I really liked the Magnificent Seven with Dennis,
not with what's his name?
The Deja Vu.
The equalizer.
Let's just let's let's go.
I was going to be like, let's let him figure it out.
Yeah, I said Dennis Denzel.
Yeah, Denzel Washington and Chris Pratt.
Like, that's great.
Haven't seen that one yet. But solid.
It's not that all of them I don't like.
I mean, Tarantino's done a good one.
Wait, are you considering World War Two to be a period piece? No.
Oh, you're talking Django and Hateful Eight.
Hateful Eight. Yeah.
OK, which is so strange to me, Mike, because Hateful Eight.
The reason you watch this because it's a Tarantino movie. Right.
But if I were to tell you,
let's go watch a movie that takes place in the early American days,
that takes place entirely in like one location in a place where it's all dialogue.
They're talking about living in that time and era.
If it had nothing to do with Tarantino, you wouldn't have you say hell no.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's for sure a blind spot.
I'm like I'm with those movies kind of like you are with country music.
You know, I don't like country music.
Wait, but I will say this. I don't like any country music.
I don't like I don't I don't like polka.
I don't like Peruvian pan flute music. I don't like Toby Keith.
It's all the same shit to me.
It's just whatever it's like we've moved on.
Like, you know what I mean?
I'll show you Wheeler Walker Jr.
Here's yeah, I'll tell you.
I'll tell you who I like.
I like Freebird. That's a good country. Southern Rock country.
Yeah, Southern Rock. Southern Rock.
Look, Southern Rock is countries I'm going to get.
So if you don't include that, then we're not. What are we even doing?
I like certain Johnny Cash.
I like Ring of Fire and I like
I like a man dressed in black or the man in black.
He's got what's that?
I'm going to shut you down. What about Waylon and Willie?
Oh, my God. What about Waylon, Willie and the boys?
Is that a song? Highwaymen? Yeah.
Oh, OK. That's a super group.
I do like that one.
I like their song, the Highwaymen, where they talk about being the highwaymen.
Yeah. They do other things. Yeah. Yeah.
They have quite a few.
Well, I mean, it just felt silly that it's like we're the highwaymen.
Let's do a song about the highway.
I know there's a song called the Highwaymen, right?
Which I actually really like about the Highwaymen
who falls in love with that one, that girl.
And then it goes wrong. Yeah.
Is that them? Is that what they're talking about?
But then they also call themselves the Highwaymen.
That's the name of the. Yeah.
Well, Highwaymen were like travelers, you know, Chris Christopherson is one of them.
Right. He's in Blade Three, Blade, all the Blades.
But yeah, he's that's crazy.
Daniel from work, who's a huge country guy. Right.
I tell him, like, oh, you like Chris Christopherson?
He's like, I don't know who that is.
And I was like, you've seen Blade? He's like, yeah.
And I mentioned it's the old guy. He's like, he's a country star.
I was like, yeah, he's one of the highwaymen.
He's like, what? It like blew his fucking mind.
I'm like, how am I giving you country facts?
But like literally, yeah.
Well, it's probably probably before his time, you know.
But like praise, see, that's a period piece that I like
because it's not about the period.
The period pieces I don't like are the ones that are literally about the period.
Not a story within the period. It's fine.
I don't like period pieces that are about the period.
So I guess the difference is with. OK.
I don't understand. So with Braveheart,
you're learning about William Wallace, why and how the Scottish revolution started,
how the king got upset, all of that stuff is a lot of history to it.
But that's all set.
That's just the rich narrative that is driving the story because it's a historical event.
But then you get like the cool war scenes and the love story and all that stuff,
which makes it epic to watch.
I think it's the same problem having with the McCammon book I'm trying to read right now.
And then I'm 50 or 60 pages in and absolutely nothing is happening
except for lots and lots of description.
That's books for you.
That's the point. Some books, yes.
That's honestly like I saw now to about a third, maybe a little over the same book.
And like this is why I love McCammon as an author, because he is so descriptive.
It's like, yeah, you'll take an entire 50 pages,
60 pages just describing a kid looking out over a town.
Wearing a blue poppy seed colored sweater with blue buttons and the buttons on it are green.
And the top button is miscolored and has a little bit of an orange tint to it.
It goes into such detail with the description.
He's got to fill that page.
It's kind of how it feels. It feels like it's a word count thing.
It feels exactly like how I wrote in high school.
This is exactly what I did to get an A in high school.
I would just freaking write the outline and then I just start filling words in.
It didn't matter what the words were.
You just keep putting words in until you get enough words for your teacher.
Would give up reading.
You're being hyperbolic. I don't think a little bit.
But he's really is no every description is not a it's not a bad thing to have in a book.
No, it's great to an extent.
Okay, but here's the thing. Would you rather a guy walks into a house and there's another guy sitting there at a table
and they have a conversation but you don't know what the house looks like and you don't know what the room looks like.
You don't know what the atmosphere of the of it is or what the or any of that.
Or would you rather know the setting, the weather outside, the clothing that the characters are wearing,
the way that their hair is made up, the way that like whether like if it has nothing to do with the actual story,
I'd rather skip. I think it just paints a beautiful picture in my head.
I'm able to clearly picture because he has so many characters doing so many things in his books that like you need to know their
I'm not judging. I'm not far enough in to judge yet.
I'm just giving you just wait till shit happens because I get what you're saying right now.
It's the moody, angsty teen like looking out at his nothing town and going through like an inner monologue about it.
I get like I understand that could be a little slow of a start, but like the alien stuff hasn't happened.
No, nothing's happened yet.
Right. But no, no, you've read Robert McCammon. You could totally weigh in on this.
So for Bale, did you think he was too overly descriptive or did you like the fact like all the shitty put it?
It's one of his earlier works.
So I will say it's a little less descriptive. It's very less descriptive.
But it was how I like books is like give a little bit description and I can pay the rest.
I agree. I want to use my imagination a little bit.
And he does not. There's no opportunity so far for me to use any imagination.
It's all laid out. I mean, it is so it's laid out like a storyboard.
But that's OK, because I'm not saying it's a bad thing.
It's a private comic books and it looks like those are the same thing.
It's like it's a way to show you what's what's in someone's mind.
But I mean, from the difference between how far I am on they thirst and fall is very much more descriptive
and they thirst, which is kind of sometimes it's like, OK, I don't care about why the chair was brought.
The chair could be any color. It's not going to change.
It doesn't have anything to do with the story. That's where I have the problem.
Yeah, I get it. That's a great example of like,
do you need to know that the chair he's sitting down on, like if I were to describe this room,
how like I could spend 50, 60, 70 pages just going over the collectibles.
Right. Yeah. And then go into, you know, like how many scratches or how many smudges of dirt are on the TV.
Well, the point of the story is just about where we're sitting.
Yeah. And then that's what I like the different description.
Like if he just said like a creepy chair, I'm like, OK, it's an older chair.
Probably he's been sat in, you know, probably, you know, what?
Yeah, it doesn't. I don't need the description of like a brown leather couch.
But what about the dip? But what about this?
It's like a podcast was taking place inside of a room of a guy in his mid 30s
who was nerdy, nerdy by heart and and you get his room is decorated.
Well, that's fine. Yeah, I don't think that's enough, though.
I think it's more. Oh, no.
I think it's more things like I would say in your case that you're making it.
If you pointed out there were posters on the wall of Marvel characters,
that's descriptive enough.
You wouldn't have to go through.
But what McCammon does literally in this book that we're reading,
if he goes through and he starts on the first poster and ends with the last poster
describes everyone in great detail.
Yeah, no, it's like there's four chairs and a bed and a bunch of collectibles
under the TV and there's three consoles that you could stare at
if you sat on the left side of the couch.
But I would say that's not even descriptive enough.
I think he would I think he'd be like, So if you looked at the
if you looked at the TV, you could tell that it's standing mismatched
on top of two stands.
He used some cardboard to even out the TV.
Next to it is a is a 90s era.
And that's a costume Wolverine with claws extended.
It's a team who action figure that Andy recently purchased.
He put up so the dust underneath the character hasn't collected as much.
I like that, though.
I like that to an extent.
And that's what I'm saying.
But stopping there and the room continued as such is fine.
However, if you stop don't stop there, you go through to describe
every picture and every thing in here.
It gets a little much. That's all.
It gets a lot like tiresome.
Like, why am I reading this?
Like the creaky chair, like sounds and stuff could come back later
in the story and be like he was looking for someone.
And then all of a sudden he heard a creak.
Then like, oh, that chair again, where where that brown chair
was not going to bring back any good memory of like, you know,
oh, I know it's that chair that the guys sat in, but nothing.
And that was tangent number one for this episode,
which is not about Robert McCammon.
No, it's about what is it about?
Prey is the one that the one period piece that you're willing to watch.
I did have one more point.
Oh, the reason you won't watch Braveheart is because it's bogged down
in historical quote unquote boring history,
which I don't think it is boring.
If you ask me, and most people who watch the movie, I tell you
it's a personal that the whole King of England and his gay son stuff
is just as interesting as homosexuals.
What did I say?
Gay, happy son was happy when he was fucking dudes.
Say it. Yeah.
So I don't matter.
Andy, he's the prince.
Long live the prince. But anyway.
But you put you might want you might watch the Patriot.
I don't know if you've seen that.
That is another Mel Gibson war movie.
But what makes that, I guess, probably more acceptable to you
is that the history of why like we all know why the
why the Americans are fighting the British, you don't really need that.
You just need to know that.
Oh, shit. Mel Gibson is going to John Wick his way using muskets,
using muskets against the bridge because.
Right. Is that the one where his son's the drummer? Yeah.
Yeah. Or the neighbor kid or something like that.
Some guys like I want to join the board.
And he's like, you can be the drummer.
And then he gets shot like a minute later.
Well, wait, no, Keith Ledger.
Wait, no, maybe I'm thinking of Four Feathers.
That's another.
I could be thinking of one either.
I just remember like one of those kind of time period.
In this movie.
Oh, no, you might even be right, because it's because it's his younger son.
Yeah.
His younger son joins Lindlis and gets killed.
And then Mel Gibson, like he melts the dude's toy,
like his tin toy soldiers into bullets.
Yeah. And uses those to fuck shit up.
And he does it guerrilla warfare status, which wasn't the thing at the time.
It was line up on a field and shoot.
And he was just like, there's one part where he puts like six or seven guns
up in the forest and he just like he starts running from gun because you can only get one shot off.
So he's running.
And so they think that there's 10, 12 men up in the forest, like shooting down experts.
It's like they're desperately killing people and it's pretty bad.
So maybe he learned that from the American Indians, speaking of.
I think he did, because they very much clearly point out that he's a patriot.
Or he's a sir.
They use part of the whole killing Native American.
Yeah, whatever that was called.
The war of.
Well, not 1812.
Did we call that a war?
No, or genocide.
genocide of the Native American people by the American people.
So, which brings us way back to our point of Prey.
Right, of Prey.
This was a circle around us.
It was a circle that does get back to Prey, which is about Comanches.
What's about Predator genociding instead of the white people?
Well, yeah, basically the Predator.
Also the white people, it was during the French Indian War, so I don't think this movie takes place.
I'd say how great of a name, Prey.
Oh, it's great, yeah.
Because Predator and Alien both have great naming structures throughout it.
Because they have the S at the end.
Because Alien, Aliens, and then you have Predator, Prey.
And that's like pretty good as far as movie seekers go.
Except for Predator, it's Predator then the Predator.
Is that the second one?
The second one's the Predator?
The second one's the Predator, yeah.
Oh, but then even...
The later, like 2018, is Predator Roots.
That's the one I think.
So they follow that name, is it?
Yeah.
But anyway, the lead is...Naru is her name.
She's the same girl that plays on...I think it's HBO Show maybe?
I can't remember.
Amber Midthundershirt.
Very good.
But the movie itself is basically about her.
And she wants to become a hunter.
And it kind of ties back in to where women are only supposed to do certain jobs in the Indian world.
Although that turns out not to be true when I went to a deep dive on this a little bit.
Turns out women could be hunters.
Oh, so you did some boring historical research to back up your...
So I don't understand, you're just an enigma, Mike.
You're just like, I don't like boring history stuff.
But I will do some history research.
I'll do homework after I watch the movie.
Yes, exactly. Many times.
Basic story, because it's fairly new and it's on Hulu.
It was actually a Hulu original.
Never came out in theaters.
Because of the pandemic.
It was going to, but then the pandemic happened.
But it's suspenseful.
I don't want to give away the movie.
But the predator in the movie is a little bit less scientifically advanced than the other predator.
Because it takes place 300 years in the past.
For example, his faceplate is made out of bone.
Instead of the metal one that he has later.
Which is... wait, he finds a metal one later?
No.
He makes one.
No, he doesn't have one at all in the film.
Here's the thing.
He came in on a spaceship?
Yes.
That spaceship wasn't made of bone?
No.
Metal exists?
Yes.
Then what the fuck?
Why does he have a bone one?
Maybe it's like a primal thing.
He didn't have one because it's a faceplate that he makes for battle there.
Versus... I don't think on this ship or on their planet they were a faceplate.
I'm so sorry. No, this is actually... the Yacha culture.
So the Yacha are what the predators are.
That's the name of the species.
So they gotcha.
Y-A-U-J-T-C-H-A maybe.
Or just whatever.
But they gotcha.
Because they gotcha. That's funny.
And so they...
So you notice how in the first Predator movie, anytime you're not holding a weapon,
they won't attack you.
Or at least that's proven in one of the movies.
Predator, they're hunters.
And so they...
So I know that in Prey, specifically,
he starts off hunting smaller predators and then working himself up.
And if you notice, the weapons he uses are appropriate for each one.
He doesn't just blow up a fucking...
Whatever you use on him, if you use a gun on him, he uses a gun back on you.
Exactly.
So the moment you pick up a spear, he's like, cool, now we're using blade weapons.
But that's why when Carl Weathers in Predator 2 just starts punching him, he just punches back.
It becomes a fist fight.
Which is very important to the Predator culture.
So I can absolutely understand that.
They show up to Earth.
They realize that it's not the Metal Age of Weaponry for humans on the island.
So they go bone armor.
They go like, cool, we're going to switch to our classic bone plate.
Bone face plates because this is what this requires.
And then when they come back later on in Earth time or whatever, when we run into us again,
we go, oh shit, machine guns, metal and stuff, this is great, now we can go full cloaking technology.
Well, they had cloaking.
I feel like the cloaking thing is...
It feels like cheating, but then I think about like, no, it's kind of like us wearing camo.
They literally say...
One of the American Indians says, one of the Cherokee guys,
the first fight, literally the first fight when he's cloaked.
In Cherokee, he says, they don't even translate it in the film.
But if you go look, there's a Cherokee version.
By the way, if you want to see something interesting,
there's a complete Cherokee version of this available.
You watch, there's no English.
Wait, I thought there wasn't any English.
No, there's a ton of English.
Who speaks English in it?
All of them.
The Indians and the...
Oh, but there's a version that they filmed where they did all the lines in just Cherokee.
Oh, that's pretty badass.
It's pretty cool.
But in that version, he literally uses the Cherokee word for cheater when he's cloaked.
He looks at him and goes, cheater.
Did you...
God, this is a period piece, sort of, now.
But did you watch Wind Talkers with Nick Cage?
Oh, yeah.
Did you see that one?
That's one of my favorite ones.
That's a great one.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay. I just was curious because that...
That's Navajo, though.
Yeah, but it's also... I wasn't saying it's the same language, but I'm saying it's the same...
The same vein.
But it's a historical movie, so it's like...
It's interesting how you can make a movie, though.
In this movie, there's a lot of Cherokee that they don't translate, but you don't need...
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying.
I hate when movies include a foreign language and do not give subtitles for it.
Or... and I get it because you're not...
The understanding is you're not putting subtitles underneath the English, so if you're just keeping this as a universal movie...
Right. Your point of view, though, also, it also depends on your point of view.
Because if your point of view from the filmmakers, you're trying to be...
Like, in this case, you're trying to be her when they don't translate the French, because the French that have her captured, and they...
Sure.
So in your point of view, you're being her looking at them.
But what I'm saying is, I get that.
But when I then hit turn subtitles on, I want it to show me what they're saying.
That I don't want... like, I don't want... like, I need to know some of these times.
Like, especially, like, I hate...
But that's not what the filmmaker wants you to know.
And that's their... you know...
Fuck the filmmaker.
Their decision.
Okay.
Fuck the filmmaker.
How many lines of dialogue does she have in this movie?
Because it's insanely small, right?
It's small, but it's not... it's probably... because after saying that the other week, because that was my understanding, but now watching it again more closely this time, she has 75 or so lines of dialogue.
So not like Nick Cage in that...
No, it's not quite to that level, but it's not...
Willy's Wonderland.
But it's not a dialogue-heavy movie.
It's... everything's happening visually.
You see everything.
Yeah. Beautiful movie.
It's maybe the prettiest movie I've ever seen in this part, the way it's shot.
Again, because you don't watch boring historical movies, if you had seen The New World, if... trust me, The New World, the one with Christian Bale as not John Smith, I think Christian Bale is...
the guy that actually marries Pocahontas in real life.
Because John Smith... real life history...
You mean the rapist John Smith, right?
Well, John Smith... but John Smith and Pocahontas never fucked.
They never hooked up.
They maybe met, and if they met, she would have been a child and he would have been an adult, and then he fucked up.
But it's the other guy, the guy that she married... I think she married a guy, a first guy, whatever, and then he...
fucked off. He just went... he's like, all right, I'm gonna go back to England and I'll be back for you, Pocahontas. I love you so much. You're my wife and everything.
And then he left and then told a homie before leaving, like, just tell her I died in six months.
Tell her that the boat didn't make it and you got word that I'm dead.
And so he did, and then she gets remarried and that guy takes her to England where she runs into the dude that lied to her.
So like... and then she became super famous in England.
I didn't know that Pocahontas had a... like the real Pocahontas had a story outside of just, you know, all that magic tree stuff in the cartoon.
I thought all that was real.
I thought all that was real, but no, no. But yeah.
So you're just bringing a lot of Native American stories to mind.
Well, yeah, which this movie does.
They took the script and two Comanches rewrote the script to make sure that there was nothing wrong from that perspective.
He's Native American.
Is he? Okay.
He would have been perfect to have on this... he's got a beard like an hour, but...
Some of the interesting stuff...
They do a lot of tributes to the other Predator movies, like...
These names are hard to say, but Tybe...
...says about the Predator after he wounds it. If it bleeds, we can kill it, which is the same thing that Arnold Schwarzenegger said.
Fuck yeah.
And then when the French trappers... there is a translation online. You can go look it up.
I've got a bad feeling about this is one of them.
That's Star Wars.
Yeah.
That's funny.
And it's a trap.
It's a trap.
It's another...
Yeah, another Star Wars.
Did you get a Wilhelm screen?
No, I just got those two.
Do you guys ever catch the Wilhelm Screams? I catch it almost every single fucking time I hear it.
Yeah.
And then...
When they're running from the Predator...
This is how the attention to detail on this movie. When they're running from the Predator...
And they go into this field of tall grass, like that grass you see that's... like wheat or whatever.
Yeah, wheat grass or whatever.
Like four or five feet tall.
They planted that grass.
The Predators?
No, the filmmakers.
Oh, did they?
They went up there and scouted it in some Canada where they shot it.
And they scouted all these areas and they planted that grass to be able to use it because it didn't exist.
And waited for it to grow.
Oh, that's cool.
Very thoughtful.
Very demure.
It's very like...
Yeah.
It's very... attention to detail.
Yeah.
In this movie, too.
It's amazing.
One of the other lines in this movie that goes back to what we talked about about women not being able to hunt.
My girl, why are you so good at many things? Why do you want to hunt? The chief wife asks.
She says, because you all think that.
That's a terrible reason to want to go do something.
Very women in power.
No, no, no. That's a terrible reason to want to go do something.
It's like, I want to go do this. Why do you want to go do it? Because no one thinks I can.
I've never understood that.
I do. I feel that.
I feel that a little bit.
There's a little bit of rebellion, but it's like, honestly, that's not going to try me to go do something.
If it's like, maybe I can't, you know, and you're right, then I'm not going to go do it because as a rebellion against you, it's like, Andy, I don't think you could do 100 push-ups right now.
I think you're right.
Let's move on.
I'm not going to. It's not my motivation. I'm not going to try to prove you wrong. Whoever the fuck you are. I don't care.
You're absolutely right. I can't. Not right now.
Maybe one day if I really wanted to, but I don't. And because it wasn't my motivation right now.
That's what I'm saying.
But we in our lives don't really get. And this is three guys sitting here talking about this. We don't really get that.
You can't from people very often the way women do.
Well, we're three white guys. Yeah.
Three white guys sitting here talking about.
I'm red.
I'm red too. Yeah, we're two red guys and a fucking white old man.
There's a lot of things we can't do. Start a really competitive basketball team. Probably is one of them.
No, you got threat like a basketball team that would threaten other teams.
Our soccer. Our soccer.
No, it has to be an indoor sport. Yeah, I don't want the sunburn.
No sun. If we could somehow be a hot shots golf triple match. Right. There we go.
Video games.
Well, maybe not even that. I've seen you play dead by daylight, Mike.
And it's not. OK. Yeah, but you saw me play joust. That's true. God damn.
There's a we went to a retro arcade and he sat down on off road racing.
He put one quarter in and he got to like the ninth race before we all got bored watching him just win over and over again.
He had a fully maxed out car. He got all the money. He maxed out his engine turning.
He just was he was lapping the other cars. We're talking like nine.
And this is the one with the wheel and the pedals in front of you. Yeah, it's the Missouri in him, right?
That's just he's like, I've been driving on dirt the whole time. It's just the age. It's just.
But then we play dead by daylight. I swear to God, he's running into a wall just yelling going, what the fuck is happening?
It doesn't translate hand and controllers don't. It's like this.
The scene from the office when they're playing Call of Duty. Oh, yeah, exactly.
That was exactly that. He just didn't know what the camera analog stick is to two analog sticks that fuck you up.
No coordination. You need buttons and the D face or D pad and then just a side to side motion is what you need.
There's some games that you that come out like they do retro to the side.
I jacked up on Mario and stuff like that. Great. No, I'm saying like every day.
I feel like there's a new two D side scrolling platformer made for people that like those kind of old school that come out all the time.
And you can get down. I had a RPG. I know.
I know it's not the same thing as I'm saying. It's pretty much the same.
I don't want you to just you're just tapping you tap, tap, tap, tap, tap until you get enough to get something to tap for you.
Right. Trust me. I've lost my light to idle shit.
Anyway, we can't go. We're not going to talk about idle.
Anyway, this movie, great movie, best predator movie, I think by far.
I don't think it's even really that close. The first predator is great.
I'm not I'm not I'm not downgrading the others. I'm just saying this one is so good.
I think it's four out of five, four and a half maybe. OK. You wait four out of five.
What? Oh, what did I say? Oh, four out of five.
I said four out of five sharpened sharpened tomahawks.
Cool. All right. I'll go second because you said you're going to go last.
I mean, mine's going to be quick. OK. I did the original.
Oh, so you did predator. You just predator.
I just did predator and I was wrong about predators to it's called Predators 2.
OK. And then the third one's called the Predators.
It's called the Predator. Yeah, like the third one.
Oh, no, the third one's 2011 and that's called Predators.
So it's Predator. It's Predator. I know it's called Predators.
The 2018 Predator. And then I think there's even a sequel to the Predator.
Yeah. The Predator. I mix those up on my.
What's the sequel to the Predator? The Predator. Let's see. Timeline.
I've seen them all. I think I don't know if I've watched two beginning to end,
but for sure I've watched the fight scene. I probably have seen it takes place in the city
concrete jungle, which is kind of cool because that's always been the theme.
And then I played every predator game, maybe not Atari through Super Nintendo.
But PlayStation onwards. So it's predators.
And then the 2010 and then the predator is after that one.
Is there anything after the predator? Well, technically prey is that
that took place after that one. OK, cool.
So you watched. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the 22 was when I watched the original one.
Typical 80s action film starts out.
You could tell right away that our character Dutch is like annoyed by Carl Weathers character.
Like in the beginning. Yeah. So he's the agent.
Am I mixing up who's the dude in the second one? Is that not Carl Weathers?
Oh, wait, am I? Who the fuck is the guy number two that beats him up?
I might be super racist by not being because I know it's a black guy, but.
Danny Glover. Danny Glover. Yeah, that's the thing, dude.
It's so it's absolutely Danny Glover.
I've been saying I've been saying Carl Weathers.
I mixed because it's one and two. Yeah. Back to back.
Doesn't he literally say I'm too old for this shit? Yes. Yeah, he does.
And that one does in that one. I'm saying the same line.
That's why I was like, yeah, there's a look.
I don't I've seen Predator two maybe once, maybe as a kid.
It's not one of my it doesn't it's not great. Yeah.
I mean, this one I've seen the fight.
I mean, it's ranked up there with like as far as like I.B. I.B.B.
I.M.B.B. and the front.
It's got high scores as I was watching it. I don't know if it's just doesn't age well.
I mean, it's it's you could tell like the acting like Arm's Force
later was like Carl Weathers character like he was like, oh, you lied to me like right away.
And then like 30 minutes in or 20 minutes in, he's like, you're a fucking liar.
Like, I'm not I'm not believing you. My team's going.
And the thing is, like one of the things that like threw me off was they're like, we're rescuers,
not like assassins. The reason why they didn't take this other job.
And then right after that, they're like, let's go kill all these guys to save maybe save somebody.
So it's like they're not the script was very like if you pay attention to watching the script, the action scenes are great.
But was it like we're a bunch of guys that look out for ourselves and then like that's all they're a rogue.
They're like a rogue army. So they had their four hires, mercenary, mercenary for hires.
Not even Arm. Yeah, not even the ex army, you know, ex military.
Honestly, honestly, they are what's the new series of movies? Expendables. Yeah.
Yeah. They're the Expendables early on. Yeah, pretty much.
And they just like go there, get hired. They have their I mean, means galore like that movie.
I mean, I kind of like three to five. Isn't it? That's the one. Yeah.
Yeah. You son of a bitch. Yeah. Yeah. And then another one is just Ventura.
I ain't got time to bleed. He's like, you've been shot. He's like, you're bleeding.
The guy's like, I ain't got time to bleed as he's racking up his machine gun. Yeah. The big 50 count, right? Yeah.
Yeah. They like going around. But yeah, the predator, you know, it fights like Arnold straight up says, like, if you don't have a weapon, he doesn't fuck with you.
And then the chick that they're like capturing the torture, Carl Weathers character wanted to do seems like she picks up a gun.
The thing just like annihilates her like instantly. But as far as the script, the script is terrible.
Like the dialogue. Well, they have like good, you know, action movie, 80s action movie, like one-miners.
But in that way, they go back and forth on their mission, like which was the right way to do. And they don't like. But there's no stone. Yeah. Yeah.
There's no story. This is just trying to survive the damn predator after like 20 minutes. They threw out the script.
I feel like they just like just say what they're all coked up or whatever. I mean, it's not a very like appeasing. If you want storytelling, don't watch that movie. OK.
So it has great action scenes. And I like this one predator versus how many men?
I mean, total. There's the team of like six and then Carl Weathers. And they all get fucked up except for, of course, the end.
Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah, I mean, the end. Yeah. Yeah. It's our arm.
That would be kind of the difference in prey. I would say one of the things that's weird about the difference in those two movies is all that modern technology, all those guns and all that shit.
And they really have trouble fucking up the predator. These Indians fuck the predator up and pray. Well, I mean, there's a lot.
But also you've got to think that when they're like they're just used to living off the land, they're used to like knowing the lay of the land and that kind of thing.
I think when it comes to this team, they're in a foreign area that they're not familiar with the area. Yeah.
There's only one say Vietnam kind of area. They're not a well oiled team. Right. No, no, no.
The core six are. But like then they have the Carl Weathers character who is the I would say the bad guy.
I mean, he's the reason why like the bad guys, the predator. No, I was trying to make it the one black guy. No, it's it's not the one black guy.
Oh, they have like another like and he's like helpful. But this guy, this guy tricked this team to go do an anarchy mission to kill like this little team that they're like, well, we're going to do that anyways.
Why not? Like, I don't know. It's worth later.
Here's Dutch is like, why don't you just have your team do it? And he's like, there's politics in that. That's why we hired you guys to take care of her like light.
So, I mean, none of that would have happened like this whole movie would happen like Carl Weathers character didn't trick his team.
OK, he's the bad guy. So he would be the bad guy. The Predator is just like, you know, sport hunting. He's just doing his job.
Yeah, it's just his job. It's his probably he's a young Yacha and it's his right passage.
I think the yeah. And the Lord, this is like a training ground. Well, it's always like it's always a training ground.
You only see them hunt when they're when they're they send like tribes will send younglings to a planet and those they have to collect trophies from their kills.
And then they come back and they become part of the tribe. Yeah.
Like, I mean, if I was that, like if I was aren't a sports and air character, I would have been like, I've seen like the people in the helicopter skinned alive.
I would have been like, hey, guys, I've never seen this before. I've done many of trips.
This ain't this ain't normal. Like we need to get the fuck out of it. Let's go home.
Yeah. Yeah. Let's call our guy and ask for a lot more money for what we're about to have to go to. Yeah.
And then by that point, maybe the danger passes.
Predator moves on. Well, like they like it becomes revengeful after they read the guy's tag.
They're like, well, let's kill all these guys. It just doesn't make sense with like what he says.
The first 20 minutes of the movie versus the rest of the 20 minutes of the.
Yeah. So I give it two and a half.
Muddy Arnold's. Muddy.
You could get that at the nearest bar.
OK, I watched Predators 2011, I think.
It opens with. So this one's a little bit different.
This is humans.
It opens kind of cool. It just opens in the sky.
And you see Adrian Brody.
Falling unconscious from a just with a he's unconscious.
He wakes up mid fall from an airplane or whatever.
And he's like, what the fuck? He looks around. He notices a button on his chest.
He presses it. Parachute gets out. He lands kind of roughly on the ground.
He looks around. There's other parachutes falling.
So this movie takes place on the Predator plane.
Or a Predator plane. Maybe not the Predator plane, but a Predator planet that they know there's predators there.
And they're dropping off and they dropped off humans to go fight the Predator.
Taking the fight to them. Taking the fight to them.
And it's a bunch of convicts.
So you have a you have a Yakuza guy.
You have Walter Goggins playing like a rapist slash murderer guy who's in an orange jumpsuit.
You have Adrian Brody, who's like the main guy.
He's quiet like, you know, he's tough as fucking nails. Great shot.
He's like the most Mary Sue of the bunch. Like he can do every fucking thing.
So we're rooting for the Predators on this one too.
Why does everyone hate Adrian Brody?
No, no, I mean, like, just because they're supposedly bad guys that we're sending.
Well, no, you've got the rapist guy, sure.
But I mean, like.
But the Yakuza too, if you want to consider them to be like.
We're sending all our like scrap humans.
No, no, I don't even. So that's the thing.
You find out the ending is that like, well, you find out nothing about why they were sent.
That's never explained.
Well, I mean, like if it's like that, you know, it's not but it's not everyone's bad, though.
That's what I was going to say. Like like Adrian Brody is a mercenary who's done bad things.
But like he might not be done war crimes.
He's a bad guy. He might.
I mean, he's he's with you.
So far, you're defending him very well there.
Yeah, so far your case is the predators are the good guys and we invaded them.
And so far these guys deserve to die.
And then Machete, Danny Trejo.
What did he do?
He's just like, I guess, like a Mexican warlord gangster guy.
Did he die?
He died.
So so it's in his contracts for every movie.
If he's playing a bad guy, he dies.
OK, yeah, he dies.
So so they're the bad guys, Andy.
Fine. Then that'll change my perspective on this.
Meet the villains of the movie, Walter Goggins.
Topher Grace is a villain.
He's he's bad.
He's I mean, he just real scared a lot.
You wouldn't really see it from looking at him that he's a villain.
But yeah, he is scared running around like but he's good at hacker shit.
He's good at computer stuff, which comes into play later.
We can find some technologies.
So it's not just violent people.
No, not all violent.
A lot of people.
You have one guy I don't know what his name is.
He's from WWE, but he's the guy that has a big old the 50 cal spinning minigun or whatever.
But he has the mini gun, which is great.
And then I'm trying to think there's a maybe a couple of other people.
Doesn't really matter.
So the whole thing is they end up.
Grouping up, there's a few fun lines.
We should stick a cool line.
Adrian Brody says it's like as he's walking away, the chicks, the the main chicks like,
we should stick together.
He's like, you should follow.
And I was like, that's bad ass like that.
You want to be leader.
You say shit like that.
You just start walking off.
No, let's stick together.
Follow me.
That was cool.
And then.
Shit.
Okay.
Oh, the Predators start.
So this they they start real kind of quick.
The ish about maybe 20, 30 minutes, 20 minutes and you start getting predator.
For Danny Trejo's character, they put his body out the field and start using
mimicking technology or mimicking to be like, help me.
Hey, guys, come here as Danny Trejo.
So when they get closer, they fucking kill one of their dude, which is great.
It was a cool trap.
Oh, there that's not important, but there were human skulls tied up next to it.
So they find a predator that's tied up against a post that's being like tortured or whatever.
And they look at him.
He's like screams at him a little bit.
They kind of study him a little bit.
And then they fuck off.
There's some shit happens.
But later on, when they're fighting the predators and stuff, Adrian Brody and the chick are talking.
She's like, what are you going to do?
You know, plan is like, I want to get off this fucking planet.
She's like, how?
And he's like, well, I know one predator that I know one of them that looks like he'll do just about anything to get free.
And so Adrian Brody did at one point he comes back and he makes eye contact with the fucking predator that's like tied up.
And he like looks at it like off this fucking ship and the predators like look, he's like, you understand, right?
And the predator, I mean, obviously there's no communication.
It looks at him and Adrian Brody's like, OK, and he loosens the thing like like lets him out.
The predator lifts him up for a second, puts him down and then better any that would just lift him up.
Just no, no, no.
But what's sick, no, no, what's super sick, though, is so at that point he the other predator, like the main bad dude who has a his his whole thing is he has a bone jaw on his mask or whatever.
Like it just looks cool.
He comes up and those two predators start fighting.
But as he starts fighting the predator, true to his word, hits the three or four buttons that he needs to that makes his ship start getting ready to take off, which is six.
So Adrian Brody goes and gets on the ship and then the fight ends with the bone jaw.
The bad, bad one, I guess.
Fucking slice the dude's head off and getting like, you know, like you like feel good about it.
And then as he's walking away, he kind of looks over at the ship, presses a button.
The fucking ship blows up.
And you're like, oh, fuck, that's a great way for Adrian Brody to die.
But then it cuts to Adrian Brody running to the chick that he had left behind.
And he's like, I've missed my flight because he didn't get off.
He didn't get off.
So about your characters.
Yeah, they're all bad people.
They're all bad people.
Everyone's bad.
And Adrian Brody's voice is the ex U.S. Special Operations Corps veteran or mercenary.
The Topher Grace character.
Well, yeah, I was going to say, hold on.
Topher Grace, you find out, is the worst one because so the three, it ends up being Adrian Brody, Topher Grace and the girl.
Then Adrian Brody, Topher gets his foot stuck in a bear trap and tries to and like is injured and Adrian's like, all right, fuck it.
Let's go.
He turns to chicks.
He's like, let's go.
And she's like, we can't leave him.
He's like, OK, let's booby trap them.
They like taking trophies.
We'll use them as a diversion.
And she's like, we can't do that.
Topher's like, no, please don't.
Please don't.
And Adrian's like, fuck it.
And he leaves.
And so that's when he goes and talks that alien and doesn't get on the ship.
And he comes back.
But when he comes back, the moment Topher was alone with the chick, like he has a moment with her alone.
He's like he put something in her neck and she gets drug and he goes, yeah, that's a little bit of a neurotoxin that I had to come up with something.
You don't have a lot up here, but you're going to be fully aware of everything that's about to happen to you.
And I think he's going to rape her.
I think he's going to like a rape or eat her some shit like it says on the wiki.
That he's a psychological like psychopathic murder.
Oh, hold on, everybody.
We'll pause real quick.
OK, so we're back.
Oh, you want me to describe the.
Oh, no, no, then we meet Larry Fishburne.
I'm just calling him Larry Fishburne for the next rest of my life.
Nolan.
That movie we watched.
Yeah, oh, he so I love this.
He was there already on the planet that they run into and they're like, what the fuck?
Question of going back just a touch.
Why are there bear traps?
Well, they're predator bear traps.
So is there a different kind of bear on the predator?
No, no, no, no.
On the predator planet, they are dropping off.
They might even these humans might even be I think maybe dropped off from the predators themselves,
from other predators to be dropped off to be hunted because
they are dropping cages along with the humans and in those cages are these predator type looking smaller,
aggressive guys that the predators are hunting as well.
So what I think actually now is the predators are kidnapping humans out in the wild out on Earth
and now taking them to this hunting ground planet and they're dropping them off.
And now the predators get to hunt them there, even though it feels like as you're watching it,
like maybe the humans are being sent there to hunt the predators.
But it's the other way around.
And you're not far off on that.
It says on the Isabelle character.
They don't know why they're there, but she failed her mission or whatever.
Something like that.
That's why she's there.
But she feels like she has been brought to another planet as punishment to seek redemption.
But she's an Israeli sniper.
Yeah, that's she does get into that where she's the only one that really feels sad about it all.
And her and Adrian Brody live at the end.
So they do make it age.
Topher Grace gets a great death.
I think he's the one that gets his spinal cord and skull ripped out through his back.
Classic subzero.
Classic.
So when we were doing the alien thing last week, Mike,
you had pointed out that xenomorphs, they're not called xenomorphs.
That's just what a xenomorph is.
But my argument still stands as this.
We call them xenomorphs because that is the name that we've given them.
So, for instance, and I wrote this down because I was high last night or the other night,
if I had a dog and I named it Sushi, we know that sushi is fish and rice.
We also know that sushi is my dog.
It's not wrong to say that the name of my dog is sushi when also sushi is a thing that we would,
you know what I mean?
Even if I had a pet, like, so xenomorph, we don't have any other name for that alien.
We don't have their species.
They don't have a name for themselves.
Or if they do, it's in noise, right?
It's in slither noise.
We don't know what the fuck they would call themselves.
So by that, like, for instance, is a puffer fish a puffer fish?
Not from its perspective.
It wouldn't call itself that, right?
We've just attributed it a name based on, like, its physical appearance.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's almost like that.
So xenomorph.
Xenomorphs are just what we call the aliens.
That's what their names are.
Like, when you play Dead by Daylight, I think it's called the xenomorph is what you're playing against.
Yeah.
What we call them.
Yeah.
Just, I mean, just another point on what we were talking about.
Just had to be right on this one.
There is my favorite fight in the oh, no, sorry.
Walter Goggins is the one that gets his spine ripped out.
That's allowed.
My favorite fight in the whole movie is the Yakuza guy at one point finds a katana left behind by another human fighter or whatever.
And so when they're running, he stops like they're running through the field.
He stops because he hears he senses something.
He like turns around and he motions for the other people to just go like, fuck it.
And then he takes his shirt off.
You see all of his Yakuza tattoos.
He fucking looks badass.
He pulls out a samurai sword and he stands there.
And then the predator unclokes.
Then like pulls out his fucking thing.
And they have this really cool samurai-esque battle where they're like, there's a lot of running charges and slices and a lot of up close battles.
And then they both kill each other and drop, which is just like, oh, this sounds like this would be the perfect week.
Only Mark the Scots was playing.
Who's Mark the Scots?
Iron Chip.
Oh, are you talking about from Double Dragon?
Yeah.
Oh, boy, that was months ago.
Mike.
Yeah.
No, no, this guy did great.
Who was it?
I'm asking you, do you know who the actor was?
No, I don't know.
Who was it?
Who plays?
Louis Ozawa.
Chain Chin?
Yep.
I'm not familiar with that.
But he was very good in this.
Every.
Oh, I did put for the.
So for the bear trap, I put every predator trap is just a human trap with cloaking technology.
And that's really all it is.
It's just the bear trap was cloaked.
It's the net that they run into.
They literally run onto a net and the net pops up and it's a cloaking net.
And I'm like.
The budget, the budget, all right, the budget.
Yeah.
Dude is a predator of his word.
I put when he starts to ship.
He's a predator of his word.
He blows it up.
I feel like that.
Oh, and then when the two predators are fighting, I put that's a real PVP match.
He's slapper.
Yeah.
Let me slap your knee.
Come here.
Oh, and then Adrian Brody.
I put holy shit.
They blew up the ship.
Wait, but wait, how did Adrian Brody know how to self pilot it away?
Get off the ship.
Come back.
Find them like a mile away because they moved locations, the two of them.
And then why did he come back?
None of that made sense.
It was just magic.
I saw a thing with the Matt Stone and Trey Parker today where from years ago where they were talking about story structure and they're like the worst kind of structure you can have is this happens and then this happens and then this happens.
What you wanted this happened there for this happened.
This happened, but this happens.
Therefore, this happened.
So who blows up the spaceship?
The bad predator.
We're going to call it.
No, no, that's you've made it confusing by calling everyone bad, but there's a there's a good predator quote unquote who tied up one at least just helps.
Let's call them BDSM Predator.
Okay.
The BDSM Predator who helps Adrian Brody does his little magic to get his ship going.
Okay.
His spaceship and Adrian Brody runs down to that ship.
But then the other guy, the bad one, the one that's been there, the one that Jaws.
The one that puts him the one that tied up BDSM.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm just quite like, do all their like things control all the other ships?
Bro, all of their shit controls everything.
I was going to say, yeah, that's where it's confusing me because I'm like, their wrist, they controls anything.
No, the moment you watch the Predator, the 2000, the one before prey, the one after the one I watched, the moment you watch that and the kid takes the fucking predator helmet, puts it on and he's able to like control some predator tech or whatever.
Like this is.
Yeah, that's where that's where it was confused.
I thought you meant like the Predator guy because they fight honorably.
It wasn't like a ha ha.
Well, they fight honorably, right?
That's the whole premise of their culture.
I thought I thought that one was like, fuck you.
At this point, by this point, these are just Fast and Furious.
No, they're not.
Whatever has to happen happens.
I think they have more structure.
They have more.
No, that is a that is a downright not fair comparison.
Those guys went from stealing DVDs to fucking saving the earth.
They went from.
Yeah, they literally went from street racing movies to stealing DVD players like that's the first one they stole DVD players.
Well, and street racing.
I mean, how valuable were DVD players back in 2001?
A truck full of them was a lot.
Yeah.
And who's buying them?
I think Adrian Brody in this movie honestly is the most realistic of all of the Predator except maybe for Prey is the most realistic dude who could fight a Predator guy.
I know for some reason you have a shit.
You have something more than Carl Weathers.
Well, there's literally a pot of.
No, no, no.
I think that was just a Donald Glover.
I think Donald Glover.
Danny Danny.
Danny.
Donald Glover.
I just remember D Glover.
OK.
Yeah.
Is that his kid?
No.
Are they related at all?
No.
I think it's all the time.
They're not.
If I ever meet him, I'm going to ask him just in the way.
I bet he's answered a thousand times on.
I would just start saying yeah.
On video.
Yeah, that's my dad.
Yeah.
No, but I'm too old for this shit.
That's what he's going to say.
We're going off of.
We're like I'll say that the chick from Prey and this and Adrian Brody's character in this are the two most.
I think capable fighters because this dude is cold like he's not a good guy.
So he has he doesn't do things nicely.
He thinks for himself.
Very selfish and he's not selfish.
He could have took off on that dumb.
I think maybe he knew that he could blow up.
Now that I'm thinking about it, he's like he sets a self.
He set the self pilot.
He's like, you know what?
I'm out of here.
He's like, you know what, that other the non BDS Predator is going to blow this thing up.
You know how uncomfortable Predator spaceship would be?
You know they don't design those things for comfort.
Do you think they have cushions anywhere?
I think they probably like the bathroom for interstellar.
I think whatever corner you choose.
I think you wait if it's you pee.
Do you pee in one corner?
Do you have zero gravity or is it just depends if you have zero gravity, you piss into an airlock.
You just shoot it out.
You just dodge piss the whole time.
You're like, I can't figure out this.
You just hope it's not a heavy flow piss so you don't shoot across the room as you start.
You're all paid all the time.
It's like a wind.
Every time you jerk off, you got to watch your trajectory.
So it doesn't set you down the hallway.
Just semen and piss.
You got to dodge.
He's like, oh, that was a good one.
I'm going to.
That was I was really thinking hard on that.
That was a good scene.
You know, you know, you beat this one astronaut up in space that's beat that's that's jerked off.
And they're there for you has seen his semen floating in zero.
Yeah, for sure.
He's probably he probably got his colleagues.
It was like, check this one out.
It's scientifically.
Unfortunately, this is a true story because they have jerked off in space plenty because they've done experiments.
That'd be day one for me.
Yeah, I'd be like, hey, we're running we're running we're running experiment number four twenty again.
Which one's that?
It's the Susan you want to do experiment sixty nine sixty nine again.
Oh, we didn't really get a good read out the last what the last six hundred times.
That's a daily thing.
OK, we got to check how come it's always daily right when you wake up and right before you go to bed by daily.
Yeah, we got we got to make sure that we can have children in space anyway.
This is oh, I give this a I liked predators.
I had more. It's fun.
It's a it's a great it's expendable.
It mine felt more like the expendables than even yours did.
I'll give like mine felt like just get all the A-listers you could find at the time and throw them together in a movie.
All the horrible people and make them all villains.
Yeah, I loved it.
So I'm going to give it a four out of five.
Walter Goggin rapists.
Wow, I would have gone with BDSM predator.
And that's a good one.
Four to five tied up, greased out BDSM predators.
Open all four tendrils.
Ready to receive.
And just like that, we've done it.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the predator episode of 17 nights of Halloween.
Thank you so much for joining me.
I've been your host, Andy Rice.
With me as always is Zachary.
I thought you had the sound ready.
Bolly and with me as always is Michael.
He did not.
Lars.
And I'm Andy.
See you tomorrow.
Wait.
Rice, that wasn't fucking worth it.
All right.
Good night, everyone.