1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,740 I've been işirin and you've caught me 2 00:00:05,520 --> 00:00:08,760 You tightle me up, you mushroom yoke 3 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:11,780 You ready to go 4 00:00:14,900 --> 00:00:17,460 all the balls be all紀 escuch reguly 5 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:21,100 forcing me to move 6 00:00:21,660 --> 00:00:23,420 except for a steal 7 00:00:23,820 --> 00:00:27,300 But I've been storyin' 8 00:00:27,620 --> 00:00:28,860 every time you've been 9 00:00:28,860 --> 00:00:36,860 Warning! The following content is going to be graphic as fuck, especially from my choice. 10 00:00:36,860 --> 00:00:43,860 Just know that if you have a queasy stomach and you don't want to hear about gross shit, this is not the episode for you. 11 00:00:43,860 --> 00:00:51,860 And welcome to another intestines ripped out of their open fucking gaping hole of a stomach 12 00:00:51,860 --> 00:00:57,860 and then when the hole is undone you shove your fist up and then you just finger the heart just a little bit 13 00:00:57,860 --> 00:01:01,860 and then you pull your thing out and you lick the blood off of your fucking fingers 14 00:01:01,860 --> 00:01:06,860 and then you go into a room and then you just beat the shit out of that puppet that's in there that's always looking at you 15 00:01:06,860 --> 00:01:11,860 and you rip out his fluffing one little piece at a time and then you jerk off all over the goddamn place 16 00:01:11,860 --> 00:01:17,860 Torture Porn episode of 17 nights of Halloween with Fried Rice Podcast 17 00:01:17,860 --> 00:01:25,860 I am your host, the fucking master of your fucking doom and pain, you little fucking bitch Andy Rice 18 00:01:25,860 --> 00:01:30,860 and with me as always is Austin, he's my little bitch and I'll do whatever I fucking want him 19 00:01:30,860 --> 00:01:36,860 I'll take three hours to just put his dick on a string and pull it up like a little marionette fair 20 00:01:36,860 --> 00:01:39,860 Check me out at Trinky Dinks 21 00:01:39,860 --> 00:01:46,860 With me as always is Michael, if I could have my way with his body I would do despicable things 22 00:01:46,860 --> 00:01:52,860 I would just find diseases that people haven't seen for hundreds of years and I would attach them to your fucking face 23 00:01:52,860 --> 00:01:56,860 just to see your eyeballs melt you old bitch, Larson 24 00:01:56,860 --> 00:01:59,860 I feel like you've just described your weekend to us 25 00:01:59,860 --> 00:02:06,860 And this of course is the Torture Porn episode of Halloween 17 nights, whatever the fuck, who cares 26 00:02:06,860 --> 00:02:12,860 and welcome, there's a reason I'm so angry and I will get to it 27 00:02:12,860 --> 00:02:13,860 I think you should go last 28 00:02:13,860 --> 00:02:15,860 I'm definitely going to go last 29 00:02:15,860 --> 00:02:20,860 So anyway, welcome to our Halloween, I did do a disclaimer at the top 30 00:02:20,860 --> 00:02:23,860 So if they, that's on them 31 00:02:23,860 --> 00:02:32,860 But honestly what I just did right now, everything I just said, a mild G rating compared to what I fucking watched this weekend 32 00:02:32,860 --> 00:02:33,860 So this is 33 00:02:33,860 --> 00:02:36,860 Did you just watch a fucking cartel video compilation or something? 34 00:02:36,860 --> 00:02:38,860 Just wait, I will get there 35 00:02:38,860 --> 00:02:46,860 This is of course the Torture Porn episode of Fried Rice Podcast Halloween 36 00:02:46,860 --> 00:02:52,860 And we're going to start with, who's got the lightest, the light hardest 37 00:02:52,860 --> 00:02:56,860 You know what, let's start with you Mike 38 00:02:56,860 --> 00:03:01,860 Let's start with you Mike, because you told me about yours, it sounds pretty cool 39 00:03:01,860 --> 00:03:09,860 In this special by the way, unlike a typical Fried Rice Podcast where we watch all the same movie 40 00:03:09,860 --> 00:03:14,860 and we watch specifically off of 2B, this is a free for all where we can pick anything 41 00:03:14,860 --> 00:03:19,860 And this is the first time ever that that rule has bit me in the ass 42 00:03:19,860 --> 00:03:23,860 I wish that we had to go just off of 2B, it would have made my life easier 43 00:03:23,860 --> 00:03:25,860 So alright Mike, what did you watch? 44 00:03:25,860 --> 00:03:28,860 I watched a movie called The Collector 45 00:03:28,860 --> 00:03:32,860 Well what happened to me is I tried to watch a movie called The Collector 46 00:03:32,860 --> 00:03:36,860 But I ended up having to watch two movies because I guess Andy's having an influence on me 47 00:03:36,860 --> 00:03:42,860 I don't know, but I got to the end and I saw it doesn't really happen 48 00:03:42,860 --> 00:03:46,860 So I had to go figure out why and it has a sequel 49 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:47,860 The Collector 2? 50 00:03:47,860 --> 00:03:49,860 No, it's called The Collection 51 00:03:49,860 --> 00:03:50,860 Which I love 52 00:03:50,860 --> 00:03:51,860 Yeah, instead of just naming it 53 00:03:51,860 --> 00:03:55,860 Are you listening now you see me and now you see me too? 54 00:03:55,860 --> 00:03:59,860 If you have something that has something that could be made better, do that 55 00:03:59,860 --> 00:04:03,860 Should have been now you don't, and I will die on that fucking hill you pieces of shit, continue 56 00:04:03,860 --> 00:04:06,860 So The Collector is 2009 57 00:04:06,860 --> 00:04:14,860 A funny choice, it's a gentleman who's like a day laborer, who's trying to get money for his wife 58 00:04:14,860 --> 00:04:20,860 Kind of an ex-wife situation with a kid who owes somebody money and he's got to get her money 59 00:04:20,860 --> 00:04:26,860 So he comes up with this plan, he's working for this guy named Chase 60 00:04:26,860 --> 00:04:28,860 And he comes up with this plan to rob his house 61 00:04:28,860 --> 00:04:31,860 He's going to rob his house 62 00:04:31,860 --> 00:04:36,860 But then he gets there and he finds out the family's in prison 63 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:40,860 And the house is filled with traps 64 00:04:40,860 --> 00:04:45,860 So it's like, kind of like Saul in that way 65 00:04:45,860 --> 00:04:49,860 It's all these traps this guy sets up in his house for his family 66 00:04:49,860 --> 00:04:54,860 And the family, are they winnable traps like Saul? 67 00:04:54,860 --> 00:04:56,860 No, they're not winnable traps 68 00:04:56,860 --> 00:05:00,860 Well, I mean they end up being winnable, obviously the movie would end really quickly 69 00:05:00,860 --> 00:05:02,860 Because Arkhan defeats a lot of them 70 00:05:02,860 --> 00:05:05,860 But the family does not defeat traps 71 00:05:05,860 --> 00:05:07,860 Okay 72 00:05:07,860 --> 00:05:10,860 We're talking bear traps on the ground 73 00:05:10,860 --> 00:05:14,860 We're talking wires that pull you through the whole house 74 00:05:14,860 --> 00:05:16,860 And pull all your skin off 75 00:05:16,860 --> 00:05:19,860 It's brutal 76 00:05:19,860 --> 00:05:21,860 I don't know if I'd say it's a... 77 00:05:21,860 --> 00:05:23,860 I appreciate a Rube Goldberg machine 78 00:05:23,860 --> 00:05:28,860 There's a lot of Rube Goldberg type stuff in it, the traps 79 00:05:28,860 --> 00:05:31,860 But it's like they went to Home Depot and got all this stuff 80 00:05:31,860 --> 00:05:32,860 I mean at one point in... 81 00:05:32,860 --> 00:05:35,860 I don't remember which movie they all run together now 82 00:05:35,860 --> 00:05:37,860 Either The Collector or The Collection 83 00:05:37,860 --> 00:05:41,860 There's actually like a thrashing machine from a farm that they go through 84 00:05:41,860 --> 00:05:45,860 And take out a whole 75 people 85 00:05:45,860 --> 00:05:48,860 It's insane, that's in the second movie I think 86 00:05:48,860 --> 00:05:54,860 Okay, so the first one is a family in a house trapped with traps by a person who's trying to kill them all 87 00:05:54,860 --> 00:05:58,860 And the second one is on a grander scale is what it sounds like 88 00:05:58,860 --> 00:06:01,860 Is it like a mall or something locked down? 89 00:06:01,860 --> 00:06:03,860 It's like a nightclub 90 00:06:03,860 --> 00:06:06,860 So he locks down a nightclub and he puts traps in that 91 00:06:06,860 --> 00:06:11,860 And at one point a thresher comes through and just mows down like the dance floor full of people or whatever 92 00:06:11,860 --> 00:06:14,860 And he has a ceiling that comes down and crushes them all 93 00:06:14,860 --> 00:06:18,860 A lot of money spent on traps from this guy, I don't know where all this money... 94 00:06:18,860 --> 00:06:21,860 It's that same... but you know what, it's that same... 95 00:06:21,860 --> 00:06:23,860 He's from the same bloodline as the Goonie Pirates 96 00:06:23,860 --> 00:06:25,860 That's exactly what I was just thinking 97 00:06:25,860 --> 00:06:28,860 Kind of, kind of 98 00:06:28,860 --> 00:06:31,860 It's like a horror show crossed with a home improvement show 99 00:06:31,860 --> 00:06:36,860 It's all these traps that you can just go by and make yourself or get a thresher or get... 100 00:06:36,860 --> 00:06:37,860 More power! 101 00:06:37,860 --> 00:06:38,860 Yeah, more power, exactly 102 00:06:38,860 --> 00:06:42,860 It's the guy behind the... it's the guy on the other side of the fence from Home Improvement 103 00:06:42,860 --> 00:06:44,860 It's his house 104 00:06:44,860 --> 00:06:47,860 It's gruesome but it's kind of stupid in that way 105 00:06:47,860 --> 00:06:48,860 Winston 106 00:06:48,860 --> 00:06:49,860 Yeah 107 00:06:49,860 --> 00:06:50,860 It's Winston 108 00:06:50,860 --> 00:06:51,860 Winston? 109 00:06:51,860 --> 00:06:52,860 We'll wait 110 00:06:52,860 --> 00:06:53,860 I don't remember the top of his head 111 00:06:53,860 --> 00:06:54,860 No, what's his name? 112 00:06:54,860 --> 00:06:56,860 Home Improvement 113 00:06:56,860 --> 00:06:58,860 Wilfred? Winston? 114 00:06:58,860 --> 00:06:59,860 Home Improvement? 115 00:06:59,860 --> 00:07:00,860 Wilson! 116 00:07:00,860 --> 00:07:01,860 Wilson! 117 00:07:01,860 --> 00:07:02,860 The name is Wilson 118 00:07:02,860 --> 00:07:03,860 No, no, no, it's Wilson, you don't have to look it up 119 00:07:03,860 --> 00:07:04,860 It's 100% Wilson 120 00:07:04,860 --> 00:07:05,860 No, that's right 121 00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:07,860 Wilson, you know, just real quick 122 00:07:07,860 --> 00:07:09,860 You know at the end of the series finale 123 00:07:09,860 --> 00:07:14,860 When everyone came out to do their final bow or whatever 124 00:07:14,860 --> 00:07:17,860 He came out with a little pitchfork 125 00:07:17,860 --> 00:07:19,860 Or a little pitch... a little fence 126 00:07:19,860 --> 00:07:23,860 A little pitchfence thing but it was like a tiny one that he held that covered his face 127 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:25,860 I mean, that was great 128 00:07:25,860 --> 00:07:26,860 Okay 129 00:07:26,860 --> 00:07:30,860 So, anyway, basically it's the Saw formula 130 00:07:30,860 --> 00:07:32,860 It goes through... this Arkin, who's our hero 131 00:07:32,860 --> 00:07:34,860 By the way, it's a pest control company 132 00:07:34,860 --> 00:07:36,860 A lot of bugs in this for no real reason 133 00:07:36,860 --> 00:07:39,860 They keep showing, they'll cut to a bug 134 00:07:39,860 --> 00:07:41,860 And it's like, I don't know why 135 00:07:41,860 --> 00:07:45,860 There's no reason other than at the beginning he's working for this guy 136 00:07:45,860 --> 00:07:48,860 Owns a pest control company, the Chase family 137 00:07:48,860 --> 00:07:51,860 And he's working for him like a day laborer 138 00:07:51,860 --> 00:07:52,860 He goes to rob him 139 00:07:52,860 --> 00:07:56,860 But for some reason then bugs are kind of a recurring theme 140 00:07:56,860 --> 00:07:57,860 But they never really come up 141 00:07:57,860 --> 00:07:59,860 It's not... not used in bugs to kill anybody 142 00:07:59,860 --> 00:08:00,860 But bugs are gross 143 00:08:00,860 --> 00:08:02,860 And I imagine throw some bugs in 144 00:08:02,860 --> 00:08:05,860 Throw some bugs in for grossness 145 00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:08,860 And of course they named this guy, the hero's name is Arkin 146 00:08:08,860 --> 00:08:10,860 Because you know, you've got a Orkin and Arkin 147 00:08:10,860 --> 00:08:12,860 That's the same as in Smallville 148 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:14,860 The bug guy's name was Arkin as well 149 00:08:14,860 --> 00:08:16,860 Yeah, if you're listening to the rehash series that we have for Smallville 150 00:08:16,860 --> 00:08:19,860 There was another guy named Arkin 151 00:08:19,860 --> 00:08:22,860 Who was a bug obsessed character 152 00:08:22,860 --> 00:08:24,860 So this is a trope 153 00:08:24,860 --> 00:08:27,860 If you have a bug obsessed character, name him Arkin 154 00:08:27,860 --> 00:08:31,860 It was originally going to be a Saucy, a prequel to Saw 155 00:08:31,860 --> 00:08:32,860 Wait, prequel? 156 00:08:32,860 --> 00:08:33,860 So we're talking like... 157 00:08:33,860 --> 00:08:35,860 The writers intended the movie to be a Saw prequel 158 00:08:35,860 --> 00:08:37,860 But the idea was to climb 159 00:08:37,860 --> 00:08:40,860 So what would that be like? Jigsaw before... 160 00:08:40,860 --> 00:08:41,860 Yeah, exactly 161 00:08:41,860 --> 00:08:45,860 But they changed the character to not be Jigsaw when they did that actual movie 162 00:08:45,860 --> 00:08:48,860 But that's how it was written, like with Jigsaw, started out 163 00:08:48,860 --> 00:08:53,860 And then they changed it around to be this collector-like 164 00:08:53,860 --> 00:08:56,860 See, I'm glad that you picked a Saw-esque movie 165 00:08:56,860 --> 00:09:01,860 Because I think that fills the spirit of the torture porn category the best 166 00:09:01,860 --> 00:09:03,860 I feel like you nailed it 167 00:09:03,860 --> 00:09:06,860 Because you picked something that they were writing specifically to be a Saw prequel 168 00:09:06,860 --> 00:09:09,860 And Saw, I think, is like the definition of torture porn 169 00:09:09,860 --> 00:09:12,860 As far as if we're going mainstream 170 00:09:12,860 --> 00:09:19,860 I know that people online, especially Reddit, would like to think that Tokyo Gore Police is the way to go 171 00:09:19,860 --> 00:09:21,860 If you want to be the standout 172 00:09:21,860 --> 00:09:26,860 But I think Hostel and Saw, so I think you picked the most on-brand 173 00:09:26,860 --> 00:09:29,860 Yeah, except at the end of this, the bad guy won 174 00:09:29,860 --> 00:09:30,860 Fuck yeah, dude 175 00:09:30,860 --> 00:09:32,860 That's how it should be in every fucking movie 176 00:09:32,860 --> 00:09:35,860 And you're like, what the fuck? What happened? He got away 177 00:09:35,860 --> 00:09:39,860 There's like seven Saw movies, so the bad guy wins in all those two 178 00:09:39,860 --> 00:09:41,860 The bad guy keeps winning in Saw 179 00:09:41,860 --> 00:09:44,860 That's what I said, the bad guy won and they just left it open 180 00:09:44,860 --> 00:09:46,860 He just won at the end 181 00:09:46,860 --> 00:09:49,860 Arkin didn't die, but he's bloody and in there 182 00:09:49,860 --> 00:09:53,860 Kind of like a... I'm trying to think of another example 183 00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:56,860 But he almost died, you know? He's almost dead 184 00:09:56,860 --> 00:09:58,860 And you just see the collector just getting away 185 00:09:58,860 --> 00:10:01,860 Because the cops show up and the collector just gets away 186 00:10:01,860 --> 00:10:05,860 You know what this kind of reminds me of a little bit 187 00:10:05,860 --> 00:10:08,860 Is the new movies, the escape room movies that they did 188 00:10:08,860 --> 00:10:11,860 Which I absolutely love 189 00:10:11,860 --> 00:10:14,860 And now that I'm thinking about it, I should have 100% picked for this 190 00:10:14,860 --> 00:10:18,860 Because it's torture porn and movies I fucking love 191 00:10:18,860 --> 00:10:20,860 And would love to talk about 192 00:10:20,860 --> 00:10:22,860 So you're just making me regret my choice even more 193 00:10:22,860 --> 00:10:25,860 And for you Austin, there's lots of boobs in this 194 00:10:25,860 --> 00:10:28,860 Oh, I'm the ass guy, you're the boobs guy, Mike 195 00:10:28,860 --> 00:10:30,860 But you know Madeline Zima? 196 00:10:30,860 --> 00:10:31,860 No 197 00:10:31,860 --> 00:10:33,860 That's the... It's her first one 198 00:10:33,860 --> 00:10:35,860 She was great on The Nanny 199 00:10:35,860 --> 00:10:36,860 She was what? 200 00:10:36,860 --> 00:10:38,860 She was great on The Nanny, the TV show The Nanny 201 00:10:38,860 --> 00:10:40,860 And then she was on California Cation 202 00:10:40,860 --> 00:10:42,860 She was the daughter on California Cation 203 00:10:42,860 --> 00:10:44,860 How old is this movie? 204 00:10:44,860 --> 00:10:45,860 This movie is from... 205 00:10:45,860 --> 00:10:46,860 2009 you said? 206 00:10:46,860 --> 00:10:47,860 2009, yeah 207 00:10:47,860 --> 00:10:50,860 And she was on The Nanny from like the 80s? 208 00:10:50,860 --> 00:10:52,860 Well that would have been years ago, she would have been a child actor 209 00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:54,860 Oh, okay, well, okay, got it 210 00:10:54,860 --> 00:10:56,860 This is her first adult role, right? 211 00:10:56,860 --> 00:10:58,860 She's like 19 212 00:10:58,860 --> 00:11:02,860 No, no, she was in The Nanny at all, she's in her 30s 213 00:11:02,860 --> 00:11:03,860 She plays the daughter 214 00:11:03,860 --> 00:11:05,860 The Nanny came out before I was born, I think 215 00:11:05,860 --> 00:11:07,860 The Nanny's mid 80s, late 80s show 216 00:11:07,860 --> 00:11:10,860 So what I'm saying is 2009... 217 00:11:10,860 --> 00:11:11,860 Maybe she would have been... 218 00:11:11,860 --> 00:11:12,860 Maybe around 25 or something, yeah 219 00:11:12,860 --> 00:11:14,860 Like 20 something, alright 220 00:11:14,860 --> 00:11:20,860 Anyway, so part one, The Collector, 3 out of 5 stars, pretty good 221 00:11:20,860 --> 00:11:25,860 Mostly for the inventive craft, but the rest of the movie is about as sharp as it gets 222 00:11:25,860 --> 00:11:28,860 There's no real plot other than, you know, it's a song 223 00:11:28,860 --> 00:11:32,860 But then the second one is... 224 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:36,860 I don't even know how to... 225 00:11:36,860 --> 00:11:38,860 It's... 226 00:11:38,860 --> 00:11:40,860 It's just bad 227 00:11:40,860 --> 00:11:42,860 It's not... 228 00:11:42,860 --> 00:11:47,860 The second one is like, well, we had this movie, it's kind of successful 229 00:11:47,860 --> 00:11:49,860 Let's see if we can make a sequel 230 00:11:49,860 --> 00:11:50,860 And that... 231 00:11:50,860 --> 00:11:54,860 You know, they just took all the stupid shit in the first movie and cranked it up to 11 232 00:11:54,860 --> 00:11:57,860 I got to say, that's where the thrasher comes in 233 00:11:57,860 --> 00:12:01,860 It's like they said, okay, well, we're going to do more blood and guts, but less story 234 00:12:01,860 --> 00:12:06,860 Yeah, I could see the lean into more blood and guts 235 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:09,860 They leaned into more blood and guts, way less story 236 00:12:09,860 --> 00:12:11,860 More ridiculousness 237 00:12:11,860 --> 00:12:15,860 A lot of the escapes were more ridiculous when Arthur would escape from the guy 238 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:18,860 As he's going to try and save all these people for some reason 239 00:12:18,860 --> 00:12:23,860 This idiot guy is now thrust into this, where he's got to be the hero 240 00:12:23,860 --> 00:12:26,860 Okay, so I didn't know he was in the... 241 00:12:26,860 --> 00:12:28,860 He's also in the sequel, yeah, yeah, it follows through 242 00:12:28,860 --> 00:12:29,860 And it's the same Collector guy 243 00:12:29,860 --> 00:12:32,860 Yeah, it's just a bigger place, more traps 244 00:12:32,860 --> 00:12:34,860 Does the Collector get his comeuppance in the sequel, though? 245 00:12:34,860 --> 00:12:36,860 In the sequel, he does 246 00:12:36,860 --> 00:12:37,860 Okay 247 00:12:37,860 --> 00:12:40,860 Without ruining it, I mean, I don't want to know exactly how, but... 248 00:12:40,860 --> 00:12:41,860 Okay 249 00:12:41,860 --> 00:12:45,860 It's loud, the movie's loud 250 00:12:45,860 --> 00:12:48,860 It's just... 251 00:12:48,860 --> 00:12:52,860 I wouldn't say it's thrilling, it's more just inventive, if that makes sense 252 00:12:52,860 --> 00:12:54,860 You're never scared watching this movie 253 00:12:54,860 --> 00:12:57,860 You're always like, what the fuck are they going to do next? 254 00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,860 Yeah, I'm never scared watching a Saw movie 255 00:12:59,860 --> 00:13:04,860 It's not a scary movie, it's gross, and it's inventive 256 00:13:04,860 --> 00:13:05,860 That's how it's described 257 00:13:05,860 --> 00:13:08,860 What'd you rate the second one? You gave the first one 3 258 00:13:08,860 --> 00:13:09,860 1 259 00:13:09,860 --> 00:13:10,860 You got 1 out of 5 260 00:13:10,860 --> 00:13:11,860 1 out of 5 261 00:13:11,860 --> 00:13:12,860 1 out of 5 what, though? 262 00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:14,860 Because you go stars too often, you got to give us the unique... 263 00:13:14,860 --> 00:13:16,860 1 out of 5 collectibles 264 00:13:16,860 --> 00:13:19,860 1 out of 5 warehouses full of crap 265 00:13:19,860 --> 00:13:20,860 Okay 266 00:13:20,860 --> 00:13:22,860 And the first one I did... 267 00:13:22,860 --> 00:13:23,860 I said 3 268 00:13:23,860 --> 00:13:25,860 3 out of 5 hardware horror 269 00:13:25,860 --> 00:13:26,860 Hardware what? 270 00:13:26,860 --> 00:13:27,860 Hardware horrors 271 00:13:27,860 --> 00:13:29,860 Hardware horrors 272 00:13:29,860 --> 00:13:31,860 That's a fucking tongue twister 273 00:13:31,860 --> 00:13:32,860 A little bit 274 00:13:32,860 --> 00:13:33,860 Hardware horror 275 00:13:33,860 --> 00:13:37,860 So they're worth watching, it was a fun 4 hours to sit and watch 276 00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:39,860 I think I'm going to watch the first one for sure 277 00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:40,860 Yeah, the first one 278 00:13:40,860 --> 00:13:45,860 It's worth watching the second one just to see the inventiveness and the mass-scale killing 279 00:13:45,860 --> 00:13:49,860 It's actually so massed that it's funny 280 00:13:49,860 --> 00:13:51,860 Because there's a... 281 00:13:51,860 --> 00:13:52,860 Some little desensitizer there 282 00:13:52,860 --> 00:13:57,860 When the ceiling goes down and smushes the people and it just literally shows its... 283 00:13:57,860 --> 00:14:01,860 It's like it's intentionally... 284 00:14:01,860 --> 00:14:06,860 I don't want to say fake looking, it's not fake looking, but it's so over the top 285 00:14:06,860 --> 00:14:09,860 That it makes you laugh rather than be scared 286 00:14:09,860 --> 00:14:10,860 Sure 287 00:14:10,860 --> 00:14:12,860 I get that, like 288 00:14:12,860 --> 00:14:16,860 Final Destination is a series again that, again I love 289 00:14:16,860 --> 00:14:17,860 Telephone pole through the head 290 00:14:17,860 --> 00:14:18,860 Is sort of torture porn 291 00:14:18,860 --> 00:14:19,860 Yeah 292 00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:21,860 And I should have picked instead of the one I fucking picked 293 00:14:21,860 --> 00:14:25,860 So many good movies that I should have picked instead of what I picked 294 00:14:25,860 --> 00:14:28,860 Okay, yeah, so awesome, thank you Mike 295 00:14:28,860 --> 00:14:31,860 That was, I think you, the spirit of... 296 00:14:31,860 --> 00:14:35,860 You understood the assignment is what the kids would say 297 00:14:35,860 --> 00:14:37,860 Austin 298 00:14:37,860 --> 00:14:40,860 Alright, so I had trouble finding the one I wanted to watch 299 00:14:40,860 --> 00:14:42,860 I wanted to pick something unique 300 00:14:42,860 --> 00:14:45,860 I didn't want to just go Saw or Hostel, you know 301 00:14:45,860 --> 00:14:49,860 And so I asked my friend who's like a big horror slut 302 00:14:49,860 --> 00:14:50,860 My friend Maria 303 00:14:50,860 --> 00:14:52,860 And she said... 304 00:14:52,860 --> 00:14:54,860 Shout out to horror slut Maria 305 00:14:54,860 --> 00:14:57,860 I think she would appreciate that 306 00:14:57,860 --> 00:15:00,860 She would be like, I am a slut for horror 307 00:15:00,860 --> 00:15:01,860 I love it 308 00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:04,860 But she suggested the movie X 309 00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:05,860 Oh, that... 310 00:15:05,860 --> 00:15:08,860 But I did not have the streaming service that it was streaming on 311 00:15:08,860 --> 00:15:10,860 So did you watch the weird spin-off? 312 00:15:10,860 --> 00:15:15,860 No, I didn't watch any X, so I just settled on the movie Jigsaw 313 00:15:15,860 --> 00:15:19,860 Even though I have not seen the other Saw, any of the Saw movies 314 00:15:19,860 --> 00:15:20,860 Your first Saw... 315 00:15:20,860 --> 00:15:21,860 I almost picked it 316 00:15:21,860 --> 00:15:24,860 I think maybe I watched like half of the first one 317 00:15:24,860 --> 00:15:25,860 That's on Netflix 318 00:15:25,860 --> 00:15:28,860 But did Jigsaw come out before or after Spyro? 319 00:15:28,860 --> 00:15:31,860 Thank you, Tom 320 00:15:31,860 --> 00:15:32,860 I can look 321 00:15:32,860 --> 00:15:37,860 Okay, because I saw, either the last Saw movie I saw was I think with Spyro 322 00:15:37,860 --> 00:15:38,860 The one with Chris Rock 323 00:15:38,860 --> 00:15:42,860 Well, this franchise ran out of steam on this one 324 00:15:42,860 --> 00:15:45,860 You say having not seen any of the earlier ones 325 00:15:45,860 --> 00:15:47,860 It could have run out of steam four movies earlier 326 00:15:47,860 --> 00:15:51,860 I know when they stop numbering them, that's when it gets bad 327 00:15:51,860 --> 00:15:54,860 They're like, all right, we can't just do Saw 8 328 00:15:54,860 --> 00:15:56,860 So this is Jigsaw 329 00:15:56,860 --> 00:16:00,860 So I guess Jigsaw is dead according to some of the other movies 330 00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:01,860 I pieced that together 331 00:16:01,860 --> 00:16:03,860 Jigsaw is dead 332 00:16:03,860 --> 00:16:08,860 And everyone knows, you know, John Kramer was Jigsaw 333 00:16:08,860 --> 00:16:14,860 But now there's this guy who's running from the cops 334 00:16:14,860 --> 00:16:17,860 And they like have him pinned on a rooftop 335 00:16:17,860 --> 00:16:20,860 And he grabs this like weird like trigger thing 336 00:16:20,860 --> 00:16:22,860 And he's like, you don't get it 337 00:16:22,860 --> 00:16:23,860 It's part of his game 338 00:16:23,860 --> 00:16:24,860 Like what game? 339 00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:26,860 And he pulls the trigger 340 00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:27,860 Then they shoot him 341 00:16:27,860 --> 00:16:28,860 He gets put into a coma 342 00:16:28,860 --> 00:16:31,860 And then this cool cop in a Mustang shows up 343 00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:35,860 And he's like, do you think it's Jigsaw or copycat? 344 00:16:35,860 --> 00:16:36,860 And they're like, they don't fucking know 345 00:16:36,860 --> 00:16:40,860 There's two medical examiners that are like studying the bodies 346 00:16:40,860 --> 00:16:42,860 That just keep popping up 347 00:16:42,860 --> 00:16:45,860 Trying to figure out what the fuck's going on 348 00:16:45,860 --> 00:16:48,860 And then we get the first, you know, group of people for the game 349 00:16:48,860 --> 00:16:51,860 And they wake up with buckets on their head, chains attached to it 350 00:16:51,860 --> 00:16:54,860 And at the end of the wall, there's a bunch of buzz saws 351 00:16:54,860 --> 00:17:00,860 And he tells them like, you need to give up, you know, some blood in order to move on 352 00:17:00,860 --> 00:17:02,860 Any blood will do 353 00:17:02,860 --> 00:17:04,860 So basically they had to cut themselves on the buzz saw 354 00:17:04,860 --> 00:17:08,860 And like out of the five people, there's one guy who's just not awake 355 00:17:08,860 --> 00:17:10,860 And he just gets dragged 356 00:17:10,860 --> 00:17:14,860 And then they move into the next one 357 00:17:14,860 --> 00:17:16,860 And it's like you all did 358 00:17:16,860 --> 00:17:21,860 Also weird how Jigsaw just knows these super intimate details about all these people's life 359 00:17:21,860 --> 00:17:22,860 Like he's God or something 360 00:17:22,860 --> 00:17:25,860 Well I know that in the previous Saw movies that's a big deal 361 00:17:25,860 --> 00:17:30,860 The previous Saw movies, it was he only got Jigsaw because he did his research on him 362 00:17:30,860 --> 00:17:32,860 It's like you weren't really 363 00:17:32,860 --> 00:17:33,860 Well here's the thing, one person 364 00:17:33,860 --> 00:17:35,860 Okay, so 365 00:17:35,860 --> 00:17:37,860 That's what I'm just saying, he would take you 366 00:17:37,860 --> 00:17:42,860 Austin, we know that you drive around purposely slow in front of fast drivers 367 00:17:42,860 --> 00:17:44,860 And that's fucked up and nobody likes it 368 00:17:44,860 --> 00:17:47,860 You're a real dickhead and now we're going to make you pay 369 00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:48,860 That's different 370 00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:51,860 Because I announced that I did that on a podcast several times 371 00:17:51,860 --> 00:17:54,860 And on stage several times throughout the state 372 00:17:54,860 --> 00:17:56,860 Yeah, but then they would do their research 373 00:17:56,860 --> 00:17:59,860 This one person, she was a purse snatcher 374 00:17:59,860 --> 00:18:02,860 She snatched a lady's purse, the lady chased after her 375 00:18:02,860 --> 00:18:03,860 Her medicine was in that purse 376 00:18:03,860 --> 00:18:06,860 She dies, she falls down and dies because she needed her inhaler or whatever 377 00:18:06,860 --> 00:18:08,860 And the chick just ran off 378 00:18:08,860 --> 00:18:11,860 How the fuck does Jigsaw know that that was you and that you did that? 379 00:18:11,860 --> 00:18:12,860 How does he know? 380 00:18:12,860 --> 00:18:14,860 That would be in the news 381 00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:17,860 And there's another lady, her dark thing is that 382 00:18:17,860 --> 00:18:20,860 She had a baby with her husband and the baby kept crying 383 00:18:20,860 --> 00:18:22,860 And she smothered the baby 384 00:18:22,860 --> 00:18:24,860 And she didn't want to go to jail for it and her husband was sleeping 385 00:18:24,860 --> 00:18:27,860 So she put it next to her husband and had him roll on and blamed it on him 386 00:18:27,860 --> 00:18:30,860 And he killed himself in prison 387 00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:33,860 That's a bit worse than running a purse steal 388 00:18:33,860 --> 00:18:35,860 Yeah, he's a piece of shit 389 00:18:35,860 --> 00:18:40,860 This other guy, he sold a guy a motorcycle 390 00:18:40,860 --> 00:18:42,860 Knowing that the brake lines were fucked up and he died 391 00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:44,860 And apparently that was Jigsaw's nephew 392 00:18:44,860 --> 00:18:49,860 And then there's another guy who was partying in the car with his friends 393 00:18:49,860 --> 00:18:51,860 And he was drunk and they told him to sit down 394 00:18:51,860 --> 00:18:52,860 He's like, no, fuck you 395 00:18:52,860 --> 00:18:55,860 And then he falls out of the car and they crash and they die 396 00:18:55,860 --> 00:18:57,860 And he blames it on them 397 00:18:57,860 --> 00:18:58,860 Drunk driving 398 00:18:58,860 --> 00:19:00,860 Bearing degrees of... 399 00:19:00,860 --> 00:19:02,860 Yeah, the lady is the fucking worst 400 00:19:02,860 --> 00:19:03,860 So he's putting them through all these games 401 00:19:03,860 --> 00:19:06,860 And the cops on the outside are trying to figure out who it is 402 00:19:06,860 --> 00:19:11,860 There's this one chick in the medical room who's studying the bodies that are popping up 403 00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:14,860 Because every time someone dies in the game, their body ends up in public somewhere 404 00:19:14,860 --> 00:19:16,860 So everyone's all scared 405 00:19:16,860 --> 00:19:19,860 And they have the cops dig up John Kramer's grave 406 00:19:19,860 --> 00:19:22,860 To show everyone, look, he's fucking dead 407 00:19:22,860 --> 00:19:24,860 And they dig up his grave, they open it 408 00:19:24,860 --> 00:19:26,860 It's the guy that was put into the coma 409 00:19:26,860 --> 00:19:28,860 So someone went and took him out of the hospital 410 00:19:28,860 --> 00:19:30,860 Put him in the grave and he's dead 411 00:19:30,860 --> 00:19:33,860 Is this a prequel though? 412 00:19:33,860 --> 00:19:34,860 No, no, no, no, no 413 00:19:34,860 --> 00:19:35,860 We're getting there, hold on 414 00:19:35,860 --> 00:19:37,860 We're getting there, we're getting there 415 00:19:37,860 --> 00:19:44,860 One of the medical guys, he was originally one of Jigsaw's victims 416 00:19:44,860 --> 00:19:47,860 But he survived and now he works in the medical lab 417 00:19:47,860 --> 00:19:50,860 And there's this redhead chick, smoking hot redhead chick 418 00:19:50,860 --> 00:19:54,860 But she's like a little too into Jigsaw 419 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:59,860 And she invites him to this warehouse where she has a bunch of these Jigsaw traps that she ordered 420 00:19:59,860 --> 00:20:04,860 Online from like JigsawRules.com 421 00:20:04,860 --> 00:20:08,860 It's a website 422 00:20:08,860 --> 00:20:10,860 And so he's like suspicious of her 423 00:20:10,860 --> 00:20:14,860 And she's like, oh no, I'm just a fan, I think this stuff's cool 424 00:20:14,860 --> 00:20:19,860 And so the second game, after the buzzsaw thing 425 00:20:19,860 --> 00:20:22,860 The new one is the chick, the purse snatcher chick 426 00:20:22,860 --> 00:20:25,860 He tells the one, oh I know he stole the purse and that chick died 427 00:20:25,860 --> 00:20:27,860 There's three syringes 428 00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,860 And she's like, what do you think her life was worth? 429 00:20:29,860 --> 00:20:31,860 And there's like numbers on them 430 00:20:31,860 --> 00:20:36,860 And one of them's 3.53 and she's like $3.53, that's how much money I got out of her purse 431 00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:40,860 And so like, one of them, two of them are filled with acid 432 00:20:40,860 --> 00:20:42,860 And one of them is a cure for a poison in her 433 00:20:42,860 --> 00:20:44,860 And she doesn't want to do it 434 00:20:44,860 --> 00:20:47,860 And so this other guy just grabs him and fucking stabs her with all three of them 435 00:20:47,860 --> 00:20:51,860 And she dies like horribly and like bleeding out of every orifice 436 00:20:51,860 --> 00:20:52,860 Why does she grab all three and do it? 437 00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:56,860 Well because they, so the things that were pulling them, they're wrapped around their necks 438 00:20:56,860 --> 00:20:58,860 And they're going into the ceiling 439 00:20:58,860 --> 00:21:02,860 So they're all going to hang unless she picks a syringe to inject herself with 440 00:21:02,860 --> 00:21:04,860 And so this one, she doesn't want to do it 441 00:21:04,860 --> 00:21:07,860 And this one guy grabs all three of them and is like, you need to fucking do it 442 00:21:07,860 --> 00:21:10,860 And they're all hanging, like choking, and he's all swinging at her 443 00:21:10,860 --> 00:21:12,860 And he just stabs all three of them 444 00:21:12,860 --> 00:21:14,860 And then they're all safe 445 00:21:14,860 --> 00:21:18,860 They go into another room and they see a door that says no exit 446 00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:22,860 And the guy, the drunk driver guy, he's like, you know what, fuck this 447 00:21:22,860 --> 00:21:24,860 And he tries to grab an axe, tries to break through the doors 448 00:21:24,860 --> 00:21:26,860 And he slips through the floor 449 00:21:26,860 --> 00:21:30,860 And there's some weird wire pulley system that wraps around his legs like three times 450 00:21:30,860 --> 00:21:32,860 And it just keeps getting tighter 451 00:21:32,860 --> 00:21:34,860 And the other two people 452 00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:35,860 Does it pop his legs? 453 00:21:35,860 --> 00:21:38,860 No, it's so tight on his legs that it's like bleeding though 454 00:21:38,860 --> 00:21:42,860 And he's like, yeah, don't try to fuck with my game basically 455 00:21:42,860 --> 00:21:45,860 And they go into, the other two people go into another room 456 00:21:45,860 --> 00:21:47,860 The door locks on them 457 00:21:47,860 --> 00:21:50,860 It's spilling grain into them from the top of the silo 458 00:21:50,860 --> 00:21:54,860 And he has to pull the lever to sever his legs or they're gonna die 459 00:21:54,860 --> 00:21:58,860 And so eventually he does it, gets his leg cut off 460 00:21:58,860 --> 00:22:00,860 And they heal him up 461 00:22:00,860 --> 00:22:04,860 And then it's the motorcycle guy, the guy who sold the motorcycle that killed the kid 462 00:22:04,860 --> 00:22:10,860 The guy has the motorcycle and it's spinning around this turbine of blades 463 00:22:10,860 --> 00:22:14,860 And he has to, there's like a wire trap that hangs him upside down 464 00:22:14,860 --> 00:22:18,860 And he has to grab the brake line to turn off the machine 465 00:22:18,860 --> 00:22:20,860 And then he fucks up and dies 466 00:22:20,860 --> 00:22:22,860 And then his body shows up 467 00:22:24,860 --> 00:22:25,860 Let's see how they... 468 00:22:25,860 --> 00:22:28,860 So during this point you're trying to figure out who the fuck Jigsaw is 469 00:22:28,860 --> 00:22:30,860 I thought he was dead 470 00:22:30,860 --> 00:22:32,860 And some people think it's the medical chick 471 00:22:32,860 --> 00:22:35,860 Some people think it's the police chief 472 00:22:36,860 --> 00:22:41,860 And then we find out that the main game playing chick 473 00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:46,860 All that's left is the main chick and the guy with one leg 474 00:22:46,860 --> 00:22:51,860 So they are now in this room tied up 475 00:22:51,860 --> 00:22:53,860 And Jigsaw walks in 476 00:22:53,860 --> 00:22:55,860 What's Jigsaw? 477 00:22:55,860 --> 00:22:57,860 Jigsaw, Jigsaw, Jigsaw 478 00:22:57,860 --> 00:22:58,860 The old man Jigsaw? 479 00:22:58,860 --> 00:23:01,860 Yes, old man Jigsaw walks in and he loads a shotgun 480 00:23:01,860 --> 00:23:04,860 And he says the key to your freedom is in this 481 00:23:04,860 --> 00:23:07,860 And he holds up a shotgun shell and he puts it in there 482 00:23:07,860 --> 00:23:10,860 And he leaves and then the game starts 483 00:23:10,860 --> 00:23:13,860 And the lady figures out, it's like oh the key is in the... 484 00:23:13,860 --> 00:23:14,860 I have to kill you 485 00:23:14,860 --> 00:23:16,860 So she grabs the shotgun to the guy with one leg 486 00:23:16,860 --> 00:23:18,860 He's like no wait stop 487 00:23:18,860 --> 00:23:22,860 She fires, it fires backwards into her face 488 00:23:22,860 --> 00:23:24,860 And kills her 489 00:23:24,860 --> 00:23:28,860 And he, the guy with one leg is looking 490 00:23:28,860 --> 00:23:30,860 And he sees that there's two shells in there 491 00:23:30,860 --> 00:23:33,860 And one had a green key and one had a yellow key inside the shell 492 00:23:33,860 --> 00:23:35,860 So that's what he's like, key to your freedom is in this 493 00:23:35,860 --> 00:23:38,860 I figured the moment he said that I would have looked inside the shotgun shell 494 00:23:38,860 --> 00:23:43,860 And the shell that she fired broke the key to his chain in half 495 00:23:43,860 --> 00:23:47,860 So, and then, okay so here's the crazy thing 496 00:23:47,860 --> 00:23:51,860 While this is happening, the redhead, the medical guy 497 00:23:51,860 --> 00:23:54,860 The two medical people, they figured out where it's happening at 498 00:23:54,860 --> 00:23:57,860 And they go in and the police chief follows them 499 00:23:57,860 --> 00:24:01,860 And then they think it's the police chief 500 00:24:01,860 --> 00:24:05,860 The redhead just kind of fucks off, I don't know where she went 501 00:24:05,860 --> 00:24:07,860 The medical dude gets knocked out 502 00:24:07,860 --> 00:24:10,860 The chief goes into a room, he gets knocked out 503 00:24:10,860 --> 00:24:13,860 And then they both wake up in the room, so it's the mate 504 00:24:13,860 --> 00:24:16,860 The previous jigsaw victim from another time 505 00:24:16,860 --> 00:24:18,860 And this police chief, and they're locked up 506 00:24:18,860 --> 00:24:21,860 And you know how they have those laser cutters for like surgery? 507 00:24:21,860 --> 00:24:23,860 They have a chain of those wrapped around their neck 508 00:24:23,860 --> 00:24:26,860 Both of them on the other side of the room 509 00:24:26,860 --> 00:24:30,860 And they're standing in front of this thing with two buttons 510 00:24:30,860 --> 00:24:34,860 And they're saying like you have to admit like your great truth or whatever 511 00:24:34,860 --> 00:24:37,860 And they're like talking 512 00:24:37,860 --> 00:24:40,860 And then one guy reaches over and presses, the police chief reaches over 513 00:24:40,860 --> 00:24:43,860 And presses the guy's button 514 00:24:43,860 --> 00:24:46,860 And then they both fly back and the lasers turn on 515 00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:49,860 And they're like facing outwards and then they start getting closer to your head 516 00:24:49,860 --> 00:24:52,860 Eventually they're going to slice you down like this? Yeah 517 00:24:52,860 --> 00:24:53,860 That's terrifying 518 00:24:53,860 --> 00:24:56,860 And so he's the guy who fucked up jigsaw's x-rays 519 00:24:56,860 --> 00:25:01,860 So they wouldn't have found his cancer sooner and been able to treat it 520 00:25:01,860 --> 00:25:04,860 So that's what his great thing, he's like I admit it 521 00:25:04,860 --> 00:25:07,860 I come down anyways and blood comes out of his neck and he falls down 522 00:25:07,860 --> 00:25:10,860 So now it's just the police chief 523 00:25:10,860 --> 00:25:14,860 And it goes to him and he's like alright I took bribes 524 00:25:14,860 --> 00:25:17,860 People died because of me, blah blah blah blah blah 525 00:25:17,860 --> 00:25:20,860 And he says all that shit 526 00:25:20,860 --> 00:25:23,860 The guy who fucked up the x-rays starts getting up 527 00:25:23,860 --> 00:25:26,860 It was fake blood 528 00:25:26,860 --> 00:25:29,860 This young guy, oh those are just laser pointers 529 00:25:29,860 --> 00:25:33,860 They were just laser pointers, he gets up and he's like yeah now I got you admitting to everything 530 00:25:33,860 --> 00:25:37,860 And he's like what about the games? 531 00:25:37,860 --> 00:25:41,860 He walks up to him, he lets himself free, goes up to the police chief 532 00:25:41,860 --> 00:25:43,860 And lifts up a blanket next to him 533 00:25:43,860 --> 00:25:46,860 And it's the lady and the guy with one leg 534 00:25:46,860 --> 00:25:49,860 And they have been rotting there for ten years 535 00:25:49,860 --> 00:25:54,860 The entire game that took place was the first saw game that ever took place 536 00:25:54,860 --> 00:25:58,860 Before the first saw, they've all been rotting for ten years 537 00:25:58,860 --> 00:26:01,860 Jigsaw took the guy that fucked up his x-rays 538 00:26:01,860 --> 00:26:04,860 And realized it was an honest mistake 539 00:26:04,860 --> 00:26:09,860 So he becomes a secret Jigsaw protege 540 00:26:09,860 --> 00:26:12,860 Another, another, this isn't the first time 541 00:26:12,860 --> 00:26:15,860 This is another Jigsaw protege 542 00:26:15,860 --> 00:26:18,860 All this took place ten years ago, they just took other bodies 543 00:26:18,860 --> 00:26:21,860 And fucked him up the same way and threw him out into the world 544 00:26:21,860 --> 00:26:25,860 So it's like X that works, yeah, the timeline on Saw is kind of strange 545 00:26:25,860 --> 00:26:28,860 It's such a big twist at the end 546 00:26:28,860 --> 00:26:31,860 And he's like yeah, now that I have you recorded all that stuff 547 00:26:31,860 --> 00:26:34,860 I can blame all this on you and keep doing this 548 00:26:34,860 --> 00:26:38,860 And so then he turns the laser on and slices him open like a fucking blooming onion 549 00:26:38,860 --> 00:26:41,860 On his head 550 00:26:41,860 --> 00:26:43,860 So the lasers worked then? 551 00:26:43,860 --> 00:26:45,860 His lasers worked 552 00:26:45,860 --> 00:26:48,860 So yeah, this was ten years after Jigsaw died 553 00:26:48,860 --> 00:26:54,860 And he just pre-recorded every, or he just started throwing the bodies out from the game 554 00:26:54,860 --> 00:26:57,860 And it's so fucking weird 555 00:26:57,860 --> 00:27:00,860 It's like this all happened ten years ago and got everyone 556 00:27:00,860 --> 00:27:03,860 It's 557 00:27:03,860 --> 00:27:08,860 The fact that I had to go on YouTube immediately after watching this movie 558 00:27:08,860 --> 00:27:13,860 Is a testament to this is not a good movie 559 00:27:13,860 --> 00:27:16,860 They could have explained it a little 560 00:27:16,860 --> 00:27:19,860 You're just like wait, wait, wait, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck at the end 561 00:27:19,860 --> 00:27:22,860 You had to go on YouTube just to see what the fuck was going on 562 00:27:22,860 --> 00:27:25,860 So you're like all this happened ten years ago, this is like 563 00:27:25,860 --> 00:27:29,860 And so it suggests that there were other games that Jigsaw was doing even before the first movie 564 00:27:29,860 --> 00:27:33,860 This one was before the first movie, but it suggests that there was even other ones 565 00:27:33,860 --> 00:27:35,860 Okay 566 00:27:35,860 --> 00:27:38,860 So 567 00:27:38,860 --> 00:27:45,860 If you look it up for product logic it says Jigsaw first, then one, then X, then two 568 00:27:45,860 --> 00:27:50,860 Okay, so Jigsaw one, X two, and then going forward 569 00:27:50,860 --> 00:27:52,860 Was Spyro before or after? 570 00:27:52,860 --> 00:27:55,860 Spyro is the next to the last one 571 00:27:55,860 --> 00:27:57,860 Well what's the last one? 572 00:27:57,860 --> 00:28:00,860 Spyro, okay, Spyro's 2021 573 00:28:00,860 --> 00:28:03,860 Okay, it goes Saw the final chapter 574 00:28:03,860 --> 00:28:06,860 Which is, and then it goes, which is 2010 575 00:28:06,860 --> 00:28:11,860 Then it says to watch after that Spyro from the book of Saw 576 00:28:11,860 --> 00:28:13,860 And then that's it 577 00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:15,860 Yeah, I couldn't, no, no, but 578 00:28:15,860 --> 00:28:16,860 Final logic 579 00:28:16,860 --> 00:28:19,860 Years wise did Jigsaw come out after Spyro? 580 00:28:19,860 --> 00:28:20,860 That's what I'm trying to figure out 581 00:28:20,860 --> 00:28:22,860 Years wise, Jigsaw was before Spyro 582 00:28:22,860 --> 00:28:24,860 Okay, 21? 583 00:28:24,860 --> 00:28:25,860 2017 I think it was 584 00:28:25,860 --> 00:28:27,860 It came out, yeah, 2017 585 00:28:27,860 --> 00:28:28,860 That's what I wanted to know 586 00:28:28,860 --> 00:28:31,860 Spyro was, X is 2023, but it goes in 587 00:28:31,860 --> 00:28:32,860 So the last 588 00:28:32,860 --> 00:28:34,860 Saw X is the most recent one 589 00:28:34,860 --> 00:28:38,860 So technically Saw the final chapter is literally is the last 590 00:28:38,860 --> 00:28:39,860 Okay 591 00:28:39,860 --> 00:28:42,860 It's because the others go before 592 00:28:42,860 --> 00:28:44,860 So it has an end 593 00:28:44,860 --> 00:28:45,860 What do you rate this then? 594 00:28:45,860 --> 00:28:50,860 So twisty, I gave it a D or a 2 severed dicks 595 00:28:50,860 --> 00:28:52,860 2 severed dicks 596 00:28:52,860 --> 00:28:53,860 Okay 597 00:28:53,860 --> 00:28:54,860 Speaking of severed dicks 598 00:28:54,860 --> 00:28:55,860 Well, kind of 599 00:28:55,860 --> 00:28:56,860 Your turn, Amy 600 00:28:56,860 --> 00:28:58,860 Yeah, alright, so listen 601 00:28:58,860 --> 00:29:00,860 I went on IMDB 602 00:29:00,860 --> 00:29:03,860 And I looked up torture port 603 00:29:03,860 --> 00:29:06,860 And the list gave me a lot of great options 604 00:29:06,860 --> 00:29:11,860 And then there was one that I had heard of before 605 00:29:11,860 --> 00:29:14,860 And I knew the controversy that surrounded it 606 00:29:14,860 --> 00:29:15,860 It was like, you know what? 607 00:29:15,860 --> 00:29:17,860 If I'm going to go hard, go hard 608 00:29:17,860 --> 00:29:20,860 Sometimes you go too hard, you hurt yourself 609 00:29:20,860 --> 00:29:22,860 And this is one of those situations 610 00:29:22,860 --> 00:29:26,860 I watched the Faces of Death 1974 611 00:29:26,860 --> 00:29:28,860 Okay, wasn't most of that fake? 612 00:29:28,860 --> 00:29:30,860 Most, all of it is real 613 00:29:30,860 --> 00:29:32,860 All of it, if most of it 614 00:29:32,860 --> 00:29:33,860 I would say like 80% 615 00:29:33,860 --> 00:29:34,860 There are a couple on here 616 00:29:34,860 --> 00:29:36,860 There's some that is fake on there 617 00:29:36,860 --> 00:29:38,860 No, I'll tell you, I'll get into it 618 00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:40,860 So, no, no, no 619 00:29:40,860 --> 00:29:44,860 The 1978 uncut Faces of Death is 620 00:29:44,860 --> 00:29:46,860 I would say 80% real 621 00:29:46,860 --> 00:29:48,860 Maybe even 90% real 622 00:29:48,860 --> 00:29:52,860 There's maybe like two that felt a little bit fake-ish 623 00:29:52,860 --> 00:29:54,860 But then you go Faces of Death 2 624 00:29:54,860 --> 00:29:57,860 It's like a 50-50 split real and fake 625 00:29:57,860 --> 00:29:59,860 Maybe even 60% fake 626 00:29:59,860 --> 00:30:01,860 Faces of Death 3 onwards 627 00:30:01,860 --> 00:30:02,860 All of it's fake 628 00:30:02,860 --> 00:30:04,860 So, the first one 629 00:30:04,860 --> 00:30:06,860 People have made sequels on it 630 00:30:06,860 --> 00:30:09,860 And now there's a Faces of Death franchise, I guess 631 00:30:09,860 --> 00:30:11,860 But like the very first one 632 00:30:11,860 --> 00:30:13,860 It, if they 633 00:30:13,860 --> 00:30:15,860 It'd be like one of those things 634 00:30:15,860 --> 00:30:18,860 If they faked what I watched in this movie 635 00:30:18,860 --> 00:30:20,860 It's the greatest 636 00:30:20,860 --> 00:30:22,860 It's the greatest movie of all time 637 00:30:22,860 --> 00:30:26,860 Because they did the most realistic effects 638 00:30:26,860 --> 00:30:28,860 And everything that's ever been seen on camera ever 639 00:30:28,860 --> 00:30:30,860 Like, it would be 640 00:30:30,860 --> 00:30:32,860 You've never seen 641 00:30:32,860 --> 00:30:34,860 You've never seen a movie 642 00:30:34,860 --> 00:30:37,860 With that realistic graphics ever in your life 643 00:30:37,860 --> 00:30:38,860 If this was real 644 00:30:38,860 --> 00:30:40,860 Or if this was fake 645 00:30:40,860 --> 00:30:42,860 If this was actors 646 00:30:42,860 --> 00:30:45,860 If this were somehow in 1978 647 00:30:45,860 --> 00:30:48,860 Animatronic or CGI animals 648 00:30:48,860 --> 00:30:51,860 That they murder right in front of you 649 00:30:51,860 --> 00:30:53,860 I mean, like, you know what I mean? 650 00:30:53,860 --> 00:30:55,860 Okay, so, anyway 651 00:30:55,860 --> 00:30:56,860 That's a lot of notes 652 00:30:56,860 --> 00:30:58,860 Yeah, I know 653 00:30:58,860 --> 00:31:00,860 But I'll go quick 654 00:31:00,860 --> 00:31:04,860 Mike, what are you looking at? 655 00:31:04,860 --> 00:31:06,860 Oh, yeah, I looked it up 656 00:31:06,860 --> 00:31:08,860 Most of it's real 657 00:31:08,860 --> 00:31:10,860 But, okay, so 658 00:31:10,860 --> 00:31:14,860 IMDB ranks this, I think 659 00:31:14,860 --> 00:31:16,860 Number, I think, like 660 00:31:16,860 --> 00:31:18,860 13 or whatever 661 00:31:18,860 --> 00:31:20,860 But right after it is Justin Bieber's Never Say 662 00:31:20,860 --> 00:31:22,860 Never Say Never 663 00:31:22,860 --> 00:31:25,860 Mike, what are you looking at? 664 00:31:25,860 --> 00:31:27,860 It distracts me when I see people 665 00:31:27,860 --> 00:31:28,860 Okay, well, it's important to know 666 00:31:28,860 --> 00:31:30,860 According to Wikipedia 667 00:31:30,860 --> 00:31:32,860 Which, who knows how much of that's right 668 00:31:32,860 --> 00:31:33,860 Sure 669 00:31:33,860 --> 00:31:34,860 Bob's been in there 670 00:31:34,860 --> 00:31:36,860 The movie Faces of Death is a blend of fact and fiction 671 00:31:36,860 --> 00:31:39,860 With some real footage and some recreated scenes 672 00:31:39,860 --> 00:31:40,860 But it kind of says the opposite 673 00:31:40,860 --> 00:31:42,860 As the Faces of Death series progressed 674 00:31:42,860 --> 00:31:44,860 The content became more upbeat 675 00:31:44,860 --> 00:31:46,860 With less reliance on the real thing 676 00:31:46,860 --> 00:31:49,860 Well, that's the opposite of what I wrote 677 00:31:49,860 --> 00:31:50,860 So, it's fine 678 00:31:50,860 --> 00:31:51,860 Like I said 679 00:31:51,860 --> 00:31:53,860 Bob, stop fucking with Wikipedia 680 00:31:53,860 --> 00:31:57,860 Like I said, there's absolutely no way this is fake 681 00:31:57,860 --> 00:31:59,860 Like, some of the things I watched 682 00:31:59,860 --> 00:32:00,860 Like, you see 683 00:32:00,860 --> 00:32:01,860 Look, I'll show you 684 00:32:01,860 --> 00:32:02,860 I mean, you want to see? 685 00:32:02,860 --> 00:32:03,860 No, thanks 686 00:32:03,860 --> 00:32:04,860 Okay 687 00:32:04,860 --> 00:32:05,860 We're okay 688 00:32:05,860 --> 00:32:06,860 We have to make people laugh tonight 689 00:32:06,860 --> 00:32:07,860 Yeah, yeah 690 00:32:07,860 --> 00:32:08,860 So, Faces of Death 691 00:32:08,860 --> 00:32:09,860 I wrote a note 692 00:32:09,860 --> 00:32:11,860 I said, note before starting 693 00:32:11,860 --> 00:32:13,860 I am going to take this 694 00:32:13,860 --> 00:32:15,860 And I knew this going into it 695 00:32:15,860 --> 00:32:19,860 So, it opens with open heart surgery 696 00:32:19,860 --> 00:32:21,860 With an actual surgery taking place 697 00:32:21,860 --> 00:32:22,860 With doctors in the room 698 00:32:22,860 --> 00:32:24,860 Now, this one could be the only one 699 00:32:24,860 --> 00:32:25,860 That I would say might be fake 700 00:32:25,860 --> 00:32:27,860 But at the same time 701 00:32:27,860 --> 00:32:28,860 I think it's just a real open heart surgery 702 00:32:28,860 --> 00:32:29,860 That fails 703 00:32:29,860 --> 00:32:31,860 And you see the heart stop beating 704 00:32:31,860 --> 00:32:34,860 And you see the machine red line 705 00:32:34,860 --> 00:32:36,860 So, you see an actual heart stop beating 706 00:32:36,860 --> 00:32:37,860 I'm like, okay 707 00:32:37,860 --> 00:32:39,860 I'm already over this 708 00:32:39,860 --> 00:32:41,860 It's like what I wrote initially 709 00:32:41,860 --> 00:32:42,860 You get the opening credits 710 00:32:42,860 --> 00:32:44,860 Which is a bunch of corpses 711 00:32:44,860 --> 00:32:45,860 And I put 712 00:32:45,860 --> 00:32:46,860 Now, that's how I like my credits 713 00:32:46,860 --> 00:32:48,860 You know, if you're going to have a movie called Faces of Death 714 00:32:48,860 --> 00:32:51,860 If it's not an opening credits 715 00:32:51,860 --> 00:32:52,860 It's not just corpses 716 00:32:52,860 --> 00:32:53,860 Yeah 717 00:32:53,860 --> 00:32:55,860 Like mummified corpses 718 00:32:55,860 --> 00:32:57,860 And just, you know, dead bodies and shit 719 00:32:57,860 --> 00:32:58,860 Like, just, you know 720 00:32:58,860 --> 00:32:59,860 Crime scene footage 721 00:32:59,860 --> 00:33:00,860 That kind of shit 722 00:33:00,860 --> 00:33:02,860 That's the opening credits 723 00:33:02,860 --> 00:33:03,860 Then I put 724 00:33:03,860 --> 00:33:04,860 This is the worst thing I've ever seen 725 00:33:04,860 --> 00:33:06,860 And this is just the opening credits 726 00:33:06,860 --> 00:33:08,860 Wait, there's a story to this thing? 727 00:33:08,860 --> 00:33:11,860 So then a guy comes out of the operating room 728 00:33:11,860 --> 00:33:12,860 And he's an actor 729 00:33:12,860 --> 00:33:13,860 And you know this 730 00:33:13,860 --> 00:33:14,860 Hello 731 00:33:14,860 --> 00:33:15,860 He comes out, he's like, hi 732 00:33:15,860 --> 00:33:17,860 I'm an enthusiast of death 733 00:33:17,860 --> 00:33:19,860 I just killed that guy in that heart surgery 734 00:33:19,860 --> 00:33:20,860 Yeah 735 00:33:20,860 --> 00:33:22,860 Actually, he might not have even been a surgeon 736 00:33:22,860 --> 00:33:23,860 He might have just been in the room 737 00:33:23,860 --> 00:33:24,860 When the surgery was taking place 738 00:33:24,860 --> 00:33:26,860 Because he wanted to be close to me 739 00:33:26,860 --> 00:33:27,860 But he's just like 740 00:33:27,860 --> 00:33:28,860 I'm an enthusiast of death 741 00:33:28,860 --> 00:33:29,860 He's taking off his gloves 742 00:33:29,860 --> 00:33:30,860 He's like, follow me 743 00:33:30,860 --> 00:33:32,860 As I tell you about 744 00:33:32,860 --> 00:33:33,860 I'm Sheriff John Bonnell 745 00:33:35,860 --> 00:33:36,860 I don't understand the reference 746 00:33:36,860 --> 00:33:37,860 But I'm sure that's funny to some people 747 00:33:37,860 --> 00:33:38,860 Wildest police chase 748 00:33:38,860 --> 00:33:39,860 Wildest police videos 749 00:33:39,860 --> 00:33:40,860 Or whatever 750 00:33:40,860 --> 00:33:41,860 Oh, oh, yeah 751 00:33:41,860 --> 00:33:42,860 A little bit 752 00:33:42,860 --> 00:33:43,860 It kind of feels that way 753 00:33:43,860 --> 00:33:44,860 But 754 00:33:44,860 --> 00:33:45,860 And he goes like 755 00:33:45,860 --> 00:33:46,860 He goes like 756 00:33:46,860 --> 00:33:47,860 Yeah, so 757 00:33:47,860 --> 00:33:48,860 When I had this 758 00:33:51,860 --> 00:33:52,860 Like, he had 759 00:33:52,860 --> 00:33:53,860 I don't know 760 00:33:53,860 --> 00:33:54,860 He had a dream 761 00:33:54,860 --> 00:33:55,860 There's like a dream sequence 762 00:33:55,860 --> 00:33:56,860 But anyway 763 00:33:56,860 --> 00:33:57,860 He's talking about how death means to him 764 00:33:57,860 --> 00:33:58,860 Doesn't even matter 765 00:33:58,860 --> 00:33:59,860 That's the smallest part 766 00:34:01,860 --> 00:34:02,860 So 767 00:34:02,860 --> 00:34:03,860 Let me get some distractor 768 00:34:03,860 --> 00:34:04,860 So we got 769 00:34:04,860 --> 00:34:07,860 Then it cuts to mummies in Mexico 770 00:34:07,860 --> 00:34:08,860 Just like mummified bodies 771 00:34:08,860 --> 00:34:09,860 And I was like 772 00:34:09,860 --> 00:34:10,860 That's not too bad 773 00:34:10,860 --> 00:34:11,860 Like I can 774 00:34:11,860 --> 00:34:12,860 Then I'm like 775 00:34:12,860 --> 00:34:13,860 No, holy fuck 776 00:34:13,860 --> 00:34:14,860 No, no, no, no, no 777 00:34:14,860 --> 00:34:16,860 It shows in a full dog fight 778 00:34:16,860 --> 00:34:19,860 It shows two pit bulls fighting each other 779 00:34:19,860 --> 00:34:21,860 And one of them rips out the other one's throat 780 00:34:21,860 --> 00:34:22,860 And fucking kills it 781 00:34:22,860 --> 00:34:23,860 So just 782 00:34:23,860 --> 00:34:24,860 You see a dog fight 783 00:34:24,860 --> 00:34:25,860 You ever want to see a dog fight? 784 00:34:25,860 --> 00:34:27,860 People look up facing the dead in 1978 785 00:34:27,860 --> 00:34:28,860 You sick fucks 786 00:34:28,860 --> 00:34:29,860 I know that I watched a dog fight 787 00:34:29,860 --> 00:34:30,860 But that was for this 788 00:34:30,860 --> 00:34:31,860 And I didn't want to 789 00:34:31,860 --> 00:34:33,860 And I hated every fucking second of it 790 00:34:33,860 --> 00:34:34,860 I put gross 791 00:34:34,860 --> 00:34:35,860 So yeah 792 00:34:35,860 --> 00:34:37,860 So after that scene 793 00:34:37,860 --> 00:34:38,860 And you were done jacking off 794 00:34:38,860 --> 00:34:39,860 What happened next? 795 00:34:39,860 --> 00:34:40,860 I don't remember 796 00:34:40,860 --> 00:34:41,860 I get that post cum haze 797 00:34:41,860 --> 00:34:44,860 I saw a spider eating a bird 798 00:34:44,860 --> 00:34:45,860 And I was like 799 00:34:45,860 --> 00:34:47,860 Okay, and then it was more animals killing animals 800 00:34:47,860 --> 00:34:48,860 And I was like 801 00:34:48,860 --> 00:34:49,860 At least nature 802 00:34:49,860 --> 00:34:50,860 I can 803 00:34:50,860 --> 00:34:51,860 This is okay 804 00:34:51,860 --> 00:34:52,860 I don't necessarily like it 805 00:34:52,860 --> 00:34:53,860 I don't like seeing these animals 806 00:34:53,860 --> 00:34:54,860 Just eating guts and shit 807 00:34:54,860 --> 00:34:55,860 But whatever 808 00:34:55,860 --> 00:34:56,860 That's okay 809 00:34:56,860 --> 00:34:58,860 People blow a dart at a monkey in a tree 810 00:34:58,860 --> 00:34:59,860 And they hit it twice 811 00:34:59,860 --> 00:35:00,860 And it falls out of the tree 812 00:35:00,860 --> 00:35:01,860 Lands on the ground 813 00:35:01,860 --> 00:35:02,860 They take the monkey's corpse 814 00:35:02,860 --> 00:35:03,860 And burn it over fire 815 00:35:03,860 --> 00:35:04,860 And I'm like 816 00:35:04,860 --> 00:35:06,860 I don't like this one bit 817 00:35:06,860 --> 00:35:07,860 Save wasteful 818 00:35:07,860 --> 00:35:09,860 No, they eat it 819 00:35:09,860 --> 00:35:10,860 They eat it eventually 820 00:35:10,860 --> 00:35:11,860 But they're burning it 821 00:35:11,860 --> 00:35:12,860 To like cook it 822 00:35:12,860 --> 00:35:13,860 But like 823 00:35:13,860 --> 00:35:14,860 Well, that's just normal 824 00:35:14,860 --> 00:35:15,860 Like on a spit 825 00:35:15,860 --> 00:35:17,860 Or they just throw it on top of a campfire 826 00:35:17,860 --> 00:35:18,860 Like it almost looked like 827 00:35:18,860 --> 00:35:19,860 Well, you show 828 00:35:19,860 --> 00:35:20,860 It shows like the one lady 829 00:35:20,860 --> 00:35:21,860 Holding up the burnt 830 00:35:21,860 --> 00:35:22,860 The burnt corpse 831 00:35:22,860 --> 00:35:23,860 The one that they're going to eat 832 00:35:23,860 --> 00:35:24,860 Of the monkey 833 00:35:24,860 --> 00:35:25,860 That they blew dart 834 00:35:25,860 --> 00:35:26,860 They blow darted earlier 835 00:35:26,860 --> 00:35:27,860 Now 836 00:35:27,860 --> 00:35:28,860 It's 837 00:35:28,860 --> 00:35:29,860 On one hand it's cool 838 00:35:29,860 --> 00:35:30,860 Blow darting a monkey out of a tree 839 00:35:30,860 --> 00:35:31,860 If you need to eat 840 00:35:31,860 --> 00:35:32,860 Like I'm actually not even that 841 00:35:32,860 --> 00:35:33,860 That bad 842 00:35:33,860 --> 00:35:34,860 But I was like 843 00:35:34,860 --> 00:35:35,860 Still 844 00:35:35,860 --> 00:35:36,860 It's sad 845 00:35:36,860 --> 00:35:37,860 Then it shows a human head 846 00:35:37,860 --> 00:35:38,860 On a spike 847 00:35:38,860 --> 00:35:39,860 Like because that's how they 848 00:35:39,860 --> 00:35:40,860 Celebrate their dead 849 00:35:40,860 --> 00:35:41,860 In this tribal village 850 00:35:41,860 --> 00:35:42,860 So you see an actual human thing 851 00:35:42,860 --> 00:35:45,860 Then you see a very close range 852 00:35:45,860 --> 00:35:47,860 Ox bow kill 853 00:35:47,860 --> 00:35:48,860 With a bow and arrow 854 00:35:48,860 --> 00:35:50,860 I'm so sad about that one 855 00:35:50,860 --> 00:35:53,860 But there's like a domesticated ox 856 00:35:53,860 --> 00:35:54,860 And they're like 857 00:35:54,860 --> 00:35:55,860 All right 858 00:35:55,860 --> 00:35:56,860 Hold it 859 00:35:56,860 --> 00:35:57,860 And then he just pulls up 860 00:35:57,860 --> 00:35:58,860 And he shoots it right in the fucking 861 00:35:58,860 --> 00:35:59,860 Things like throat 862 00:35:59,860 --> 00:36:00,860 And it just starts bleeding out 863 00:36:00,860 --> 00:36:01,860 As they fucking hold it 864 00:36:01,860 --> 00:36:02,860 While it dies 865 00:36:02,860 --> 00:36:03,860 It's fucking gross 866 00:36:03,860 --> 00:36:06,860 But that leads into the delightful montage 867 00:36:06,860 --> 00:36:08,860 Of maybe I don't eat meat again after this 868 00:36:08,860 --> 00:36:10,860 Shows a butcher house in the 70s 869 00:36:10,860 --> 00:36:12,860 Before we had better ways of killing cows 870 00:36:12,860 --> 00:36:13,860 I hope 871 00:36:13,860 --> 00:36:16,860 And one cow shoves his head 872 00:36:16,860 --> 00:36:18,860 Through a metal window 873 00:36:18,860 --> 00:36:20,860 And it kind of locks him in place 874 00:36:20,860 --> 00:36:21,860 Someone takes a machete 875 00:36:21,860 --> 00:36:23,860 Just slices his throat open 876 00:36:23,860 --> 00:36:24,860 All the blood and shit 877 00:36:24,860 --> 00:36:25,860 Just pours out of it 878 00:36:25,860 --> 00:36:26,860 And just gooey 879 00:36:26,860 --> 00:36:28,860 And you just see the cow fucking 880 00:36:28,860 --> 00:36:29,860 Banging his head against the thing 881 00:36:29,860 --> 00:36:30,860 How they would fake that 882 00:36:30,860 --> 00:36:32,860 Hollywood I have no idea 883 00:36:32,860 --> 00:36:33,860 That's a real fucking cow 884 00:36:33,860 --> 00:36:34,860 That's probably real slaughterhouse scene 885 00:36:34,860 --> 00:36:37,860 They now at least they use bolts now 886 00:36:37,860 --> 00:36:38,860 Yeah 887 00:36:38,860 --> 00:36:39,860 Well okay 888 00:36:39,860 --> 00:36:40,860 So actually 889 00:36:40,860 --> 00:36:42,860 So I don't believe 890 00:36:42,860 --> 00:36:43,860 It was either before or after this 891 00:36:43,860 --> 00:36:46,860 But I watched a movie that stars 892 00:36:46,860 --> 00:36:48,860 Helen Hunt I believe 893 00:36:48,860 --> 00:36:49,860 Wait no not Helen Hunt 894 00:36:49,860 --> 00:36:51,860 Who's Hillary Swank? 895 00:36:51,860 --> 00:36:54,860 Hillary Swank plays the real life 896 00:36:54,860 --> 00:36:58,860 Autistic woman who 897 00:36:58,860 --> 00:37:01,860 Noticed how poorly animals were being 898 00:37:01,860 --> 00:37:04,860 Treated on their way to being slaughtered 899 00:37:04,860 --> 00:37:06,860 Like it was just a miserable process 900 00:37:06,860 --> 00:37:08,860 For the animals from start to end 901 00:37:08,860 --> 00:37:12,860 And she came up with a way to make it 902 00:37:12,860 --> 00:37:13,860 So that the 903 00:37:13,860 --> 00:37:14,860 She came up with the method of 904 00:37:14,860 --> 00:37:16,860 Now the cows walk in like a line 905 00:37:16,860 --> 00:37:19,860 They go like through some 906 00:37:19,860 --> 00:37:20,860 Like it's a lot less stressful to them 907 00:37:20,860 --> 00:37:21,860 It's just like walking 908 00:37:21,860 --> 00:37:23,860 And then eventually they go into a thing 909 00:37:23,860 --> 00:37:24,860 And they get you know bolted in the head 910 00:37:24,860 --> 00:37:26,860 Or whatever and they're dead 911 00:37:26,860 --> 00:37:28,860 But like it's less stressful for the cows 912 00:37:28,860 --> 00:37:30,860 And she came up with that thing 913 00:37:30,860 --> 00:37:31,860 What's the bolts? 914 00:37:31,860 --> 00:37:32,860 What does the bolts do? 915 00:37:32,860 --> 00:37:33,860 They have a bolt gun 916 00:37:33,860 --> 00:37:34,860 They shoot them in the head 917 00:37:34,860 --> 00:37:36,860 To kill them quickly now 918 00:37:36,860 --> 00:37:38,860 Like in ten years to flesh 919 00:37:38,860 --> 00:37:40,860 You have the guy with the hand 920 00:37:40,860 --> 00:37:41,860 The glove 921 00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:42,860 You bonk him on the head 922 00:37:42,860 --> 00:37:44,860 Now that was 923 00:37:44,860 --> 00:37:46,860 I think you bolt them to death 924 00:37:46,860 --> 00:37:48,860 I don't think you're unconsciousing them 925 00:37:48,860 --> 00:37:50,860 To then kill while they're unconscious 926 00:37:50,860 --> 00:37:51,860 Like in ten years to flesh 927 00:37:51,860 --> 00:37:52,860 It goes right in their brain 928 00:37:52,860 --> 00:37:55,860 So by the way people listening at home 929 00:37:55,860 --> 00:37:56,860 Go listen to the book review of 930 00:37:56,860 --> 00:37:57,860 Tender to Flesh 931 00:37:57,860 --> 00:37:58,860 Where I'm going to talk about the fact that 932 00:37:58,860 --> 00:38:00,860 While Austin and I are watching 933 00:38:00,860 --> 00:38:02,860 Six Feet Under as a rewatch 934 00:38:02,860 --> 00:38:04,860 And then Andy picks faces of death 935 00:38:04,860 --> 00:38:05,860 As his torture porn movie 936 00:38:05,860 --> 00:38:06,860 And at the same time reads 937 00:38:06,860 --> 00:38:08,860 Tender to Flesh as his book of the week 938 00:38:08,860 --> 00:38:09,860 Andy has no feelings left 939 00:38:09,860 --> 00:38:10,860 Kill me now 940 00:38:10,860 --> 00:38:11,860 I don't care 941 00:38:11,860 --> 00:38:12,860 Am I already dead? 942 00:38:12,860 --> 00:38:14,860 Am I going to start going fucking corpses now? 943 00:38:14,860 --> 00:38:15,860 Am I going to eat people? 944 00:38:15,860 --> 00:38:16,860 Who knows? 945 00:38:16,860 --> 00:38:19,860 I'm dead now inside and out 946 00:38:19,860 --> 00:38:20,860 Nothing exists anymore 947 00:38:20,860 --> 00:38:21,860 I'm desensitized 948 00:38:21,860 --> 00:38:22,860 I don't care 949 00:38:22,860 --> 00:38:23,860 If right now 950 00:38:23,860 --> 00:38:25,860 Mike pulled out a gun like your uncle 951 00:38:25,860 --> 00:38:26,860 And shot you in the head 952 00:38:26,860 --> 00:38:27,860 Like put it to your head 953 00:38:27,860 --> 00:38:28,860 And blew your brains out 954 00:38:28,860 --> 00:38:30,860 I would probably have 955 00:38:30,860 --> 00:38:31,860 Like in this movie 956 00:38:31,860 --> 00:38:32,860 An orgy in the blood 957 00:38:32,860 --> 00:38:34,860 Because I haven't gotten there yet 958 00:38:34,860 --> 00:38:35,860 But hold on 959 00:38:35,860 --> 00:38:36,860 So then we get 960 00:38:36,860 --> 00:38:38,860 We get old McDonald had a farm 961 00:38:38,860 --> 00:38:40,860 Playing in the background 962 00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:41,860 As a lady chops a head off a chicken 963 00:38:41,860 --> 00:38:42,860 Uncensored 964 00:38:42,860 --> 00:38:43,860 And we see the body running around 965 00:38:43,860 --> 00:38:44,860 Without a head 966 00:38:44,860 --> 00:38:46,860 So that's a totally true fact 967 00:38:46,860 --> 00:38:47,860 That actually exists 968 00:38:47,860 --> 00:38:48,860 So 969 00:38:48,860 --> 00:38:49,860 Oh yeah 970 00:38:49,860 --> 00:38:50,860 Holy fuck 971 00:38:50,860 --> 00:38:52,860 The cow head in the window 972 00:38:52,860 --> 00:38:54,860 It chokes on its own blood 973 00:38:54,860 --> 00:38:56,860 I'm going to become a vegetarian 974 00:38:56,860 --> 00:38:58,860 This is not the thing to watch 975 00:38:58,860 --> 00:39:00,860 While reading Tender to Flesh 976 00:39:00,860 --> 00:39:01,860 Restaurants 977 00:39:01,860 --> 00:39:03,860 No, no, no, no, no 978 00:39:03,860 --> 00:39:04,860 Oh that's right 979 00:39:04,860 --> 00:39:05,860 The monkey 980 00:39:05,860 --> 00:39:08,860 So cuts to fancy restaurant 981 00:39:08,860 --> 00:39:10,860 White people sitting in a 982 00:39:10,860 --> 00:39:12,860 This is the one all the kids in the school yard 983 00:39:12,860 --> 00:39:14,860 Talked about 984 00:39:14,860 --> 00:39:16,860 So guy there's a there's a group 985 00:39:16,860 --> 00:39:18,860 There's a fancy restaurant 986 00:39:18,860 --> 00:39:19,860 If you want to call it that 987 00:39:19,860 --> 00:39:21,860 And there's some people sitting around 988 00:39:21,860 --> 00:39:22,860 Like a couple of dudes 989 00:39:22,860 --> 00:39:23,860 Couple of women 990 00:39:23,860 --> 00:39:26,860 And a waiter brings out a live 991 00:39:26,860 --> 00:39:28,860 Like little monkey 992 00:39:28,860 --> 00:39:29,860 Like a little capuchin monkey 993 00:39:29,860 --> 00:39:30,860 Or whatever 994 00:39:30,860 --> 00:39:31,860 And he puts it in the middle of their 995 00:39:31,860 --> 00:39:32,860 Table 996 00:39:32,860 --> 00:39:33,860 Brazilian barbecue style 997 00:39:33,860 --> 00:39:35,860 Or a Korean barbecue style 998 00:39:35,860 --> 00:39:36,860 Where it's you know like 999 00:39:36,860 --> 00:39:37,860 We cook our own food 1000 00:39:37,860 --> 00:39:39,860 And hands them each a fucking mallet 1001 00:39:39,860 --> 00:39:40,860 And then they 1002 00:39:40,860 --> 00:39:41,860 They beat the shit out of this monkey 1003 00:39:41,860 --> 00:39:43,860 He said crack it open 1004 00:39:43,860 --> 00:39:44,860 That waiter then comes up 1005 00:39:44,860 --> 00:39:46,860 And picks the little pieces of skull fragments 1006 00:39:46,860 --> 00:39:47,860 Away so they can have a better 1007 00:39:47,860 --> 00:39:49,860 A better picking of the brain 1008 00:39:49,860 --> 00:39:50,860 They take these little forks out 1009 00:39:50,860 --> 00:39:52,860 One guy eats it and he goes 1010 00:39:52,860 --> 00:39:53,860 That's actually 1011 00:39:53,860 --> 00:39:54,860 Actually pretty good 1012 00:39:54,860 --> 00:39:56,860 Another guy eats it and goes like 1013 00:39:56,860 --> 00:39:57,860 I don't like it 1014 00:39:57,860 --> 00:39:58,860 One chick kind of eats it 1015 00:39:58,860 --> 00:39:59,860 And then like almost throws up 1016 00:39:59,860 --> 00:40:01,860 And then another chick I think eats it 1017 00:40:01,860 --> 00:40:02,860 But then the guy the first guy 1018 00:40:02,860 --> 00:40:04,860 Goes back for seconds and thirds 1019 00:40:04,860 --> 00:40:05,860 But hell yeah 1020 00:40:05,860 --> 00:40:06,860 He's like this is some salsa 1021 00:40:06,860 --> 00:40:07,860 Yeah 1022 00:40:07,860 --> 00:40:09,860 It looked enough like salsa 1023 00:40:09,860 --> 00:40:10,860 It was red 1024 00:40:10,860 --> 00:40:11,860 It was gross 1025 00:40:11,860 --> 00:40:13,860 Even the diners couldn't stomach it 1026 00:40:13,860 --> 00:40:14,860 Monkey brains 1027 00:40:14,860 --> 00:40:15,860 One dude was loving it 1028 00:40:15,860 --> 00:40:16,860 That's what I wrote 1029 00:40:16,860 --> 00:40:19,860 Dudes with guns just shooting sharks 1030 00:40:19,860 --> 00:40:20,860 Just cuts to ocean 1031 00:40:20,860 --> 00:40:23,860 Guys with fucking fully automatic guns 1032 00:40:23,860 --> 00:40:25,860 Shooting sharks in the ocean 1033 00:40:25,860 --> 00:40:26,860 Just 1034 00:40:26,860 --> 00:40:27,860 Just having fun 1035 00:40:27,860 --> 00:40:28,860 They don't eat the sharks 1036 00:40:28,860 --> 00:40:29,860 Whatever 1037 00:40:29,860 --> 00:40:31,860 They just for fun murdering sharks 1038 00:40:31,860 --> 00:40:35,860 Oh god you ever heard about clubbing seals 1039 00:40:35,860 --> 00:40:37,860 Well it's not just a fun way for 1040 00:40:37,860 --> 00:40:39,860 Seals to get down at a nightclub 1041 00:40:39,860 --> 00:40:41,860 It's men with sticks 1042 00:40:41,860 --> 00:40:43,860 Beating the shit out of seals 1043 00:40:43,860 --> 00:40:44,860 You see it 1044 00:40:44,860 --> 00:40:45,860 You see it 1045 00:40:45,860 --> 00:40:46,860 It's there 1046 00:40:46,860 --> 00:40:48,860 They're filming a bunch of seals 1047 00:40:48,860 --> 00:40:49,860 These guys 1048 00:40:49,860 --> 00:40:50,860 They take these sticks 1049 00:40:50,860 --> 00:40:51,860 They beat the shit out of them 1050 00:40:51,860 --> 00:40:52,860 And then you see 1051 00:40:52,860 --> 00:40:53,860 What I can only imagine 1052 00:40:53,860 --> 00:40:56,860 Is the stuff of seal nightmares 1053 00:40:56,860 --> 00:40:58,860 A post-apocalyptic seal future 1054 00:40:58,860 --> 00:41:02,860 Where it's just ice with hundreds 1055 00:41:02,860 --> 00:41:04,860 If not thousands of dead seals 1056 00:41:04,860 --> 00:41:05,860 That they don't 1057 00:41:05,860 --> 00:41:06,860 Like skinned 1058 00:41:06,860 --> 00:41:07,860 Because they skin the seals 1059 00:41:07,860 --> 00:41:11,860 So skinless just skinned corpses of seals 1060 00:41:11,860 --> 00:41:14,860 Lining the ice flat 1061 00:41:14,860 --> 00:41:16,860 That is absolutely for sure 1062 00:41:16,860 --> 00:41:17,860 That is not 1063 00:41:17,860 --> 00:41:20,860 When I was a kid they were trying to stop that 1064 00:41:20,860 --> 00:41:21,860 I think they have now 1065 00:41:21,860 --> 00:41:23,860 But it was a thing where thousands of people would 1066 00:41:23,860 --> 00:41:24,860 It was like 1067 00:41:24,860 --> 00:41:25,860 It was like 1068 00:41:25,860 --> 00:41:29,860 Where the fuck were you whale wars 1069 00:41:29,860 --> 00:41:30,860 Seal wars 1070 00:41:30,860 --> 00:41:31,860 Yeah 1071 00:41:31,860 --> 00:41:32,860 Then I went to 1072 00:41:32,860 --> 00:41:33,860 This one might be 1073 00:41:33,860 --> 00:41:35,860 Might be big 1074 00:41:35,860 --> 00:41:36,860 This is the only one 1075 00:41:36,860 --> 00:41:37,860 The only other one that I was like 1076 00:41:37,860 --> 00:41:38,860 This one feels fake 1077 00:41:38,860 --> 00:41:41,860 Is alligator hunters 1078 00:41:41,860 --> 00:41:42,860 They have an alligator segment 1079 00:41:42,860 --> 00:41:43,860 Where they're talking about 1080 00:41:43,860 --> 00:41:44,860 Alligators killing 1081 00:41:44,860 --> 00:41:45,860 I think they show a little bit of that 1082 00:41:45,860 --> 00:41:47,860 But then there's a big alligator 1083 00:41:47,860 --> 00:41:49,860 And two guys show up 1084 00:41:49,860 --> 00:41:51,860 And the person 1085 00:41:51,860 --> 00:41:52,860 Sort of feels fake 1086 00:41:52,860 --> 00:41:54,860 It feels like the guy gets sucked underwater 1087 00:41:54,860 --> 00:41:56,860 By the alligator 1088 00:41:56,860 --> 00:41:57,860 And the other kind of cop 1089 00:41:57,860 --> 00:41:58,860 Like fucks off 1090 00:41:58,860 --> 00:41:59,860 And I'm like 1091 00:41:59,860 --> 00:42:00,860 It didn't feel real 1092 00:42:00,860 --> 00:42:01,860 So like 1093 00:42:01,860 --> 00:42:03,860 Maybe I'll show you guys that scene 1094 00:42:03,860 --> 00:42:04,860 You can tell me how you feel about that 1095 00:42:04,860 --> 00:42:05,860 Because that one's not too gory 1096 00:42:05,860 --> 00:42:06,860 That's just more like 1097 00:42:06,860 --> 00:42:07,860 Is it real or not 1098 00:42:07,860 --> 00:42:08,860 But 1099 00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:10,860 I could see 1100 00:42:10,860 --> 00:42:12,860 From the perspective of the filmmakers 1101 00:42:12,860 --> 00:42:13,860 Of Faces of Death 1102 00:42:13,860 --> 00:42:15,860 I can maybe see them being tricked by it 1103 00:42:15,860 --> 00:42:16,860 And being like 1104 00:42:16,860 --> 00:42:17,860 Oh this is real alligator shit 1105 00:42:17,860 --> 00:42:18,860 Let's throw it in our movie 1106 00:42:18,860 --> 00:42:19,860 You know what I mean 1107 00:42:19,860 --> 00:42:23,860 So then we see an actual assassination 1108 00:42:23,860 --> 00:42:24,860 On stage 1109 00:42:24,860 --> 00:42:26,860 A guy gets shot in the chest 1110 00:42:26,860 --> 00:42:27,860 And die 1111 00:42:27,860 --> 00:42:32,860 Then we see a guy pretend 1112 00:42:32,860 --> 00:42:33,860 He says that he's the guy 1113 00:42:33,860 --> 00:42:35,860 The assassin 1114 00:42:35,860 --> 00:42:36,860 And he's fully 1115 00:42:36,860 --> 00:42:37,860 Like he's got a baklava 1116 00:42:37,860 --> 00:42:38,860 Or like that thing on 1117 00:42:38,860 --> 00:42:39,860 That the kids wear now 1118 00:42:39,860 --> 00:42:40,860 Like that 1119 00:42:40,860 --> 00:42:41,860 You know that hood 1120 00:42:41,860 --> 00:42:42,860 That covers like the face 1121 00:42:42,860 --> 00:42:43,860 And the 1122 00:42:43,860 --> 00:42:44,860 You know just shows your eyes 1123 00:42:44,860 --> 00:42:45,860 Not a ski mask 1124 00:42:45,860 --> 00:42:46,860 But you know 1125 00:42:46,860 --> 00:42:48,860 A pussy riot mask kind of thing 1126 00:42:48,860 --> 00:42:49,860 Like those 1127 00:42:49,860 --> 00:42:50,860 He's wearing one of those 1128 00:42:50,860 --> 00:42:51,860 And he's showing off all of his guns 1129 00:42:51,860 --> 00:42:52,860 And he's like 1130 00:42:52,860 --> 00:42:53,860 I kill when they 1131 00:42:53,860 --> 00:42:54,860 You know I get paid to kill 1132 00:42:54,860 --> 00:42:55,860 Right 1133 00:42:55,860 --> 00:42:56,860 That's what I do 1134 00:42:56,860 --> 00:42:57,860 So 1135 00:42:57,860 --> 00:42:58,860 I mean that could be real 1136 00:42:58,860 --> 00:42:59,860 That could 1137 00:42:59,860 --> 00:43:00,860 I mean who knows 1138 00:43:00,860 --> 00:43:01,860 It's the 70s 1139 00:43:01,860 --> 00:43:02,860 I don't know 1140 00:43:02,860 --> 00:43:03,860 Then they show 1141 00:43:03,860 --> 00:43:06,860 A gun shootout 1142 00:43:06,860 --> 00:43:07,860 Was 1143 00:43:07,860 --> 00:43:08,860 Oh god yeah 1144 00:43:08,860 --> 00:43:09,860 They show a 1145 00:43:09,860 --> 00:43:10,860 I like how you're describing 1146 00:43:10,860 --> 00:43:11,860 All these 1147 00:43:11,860 --> 00:43:12,860 Like you're doing a really 1148 00:43:12,860 --> 00:43:13,860 Great job 1149 00:43:13,860 --> 00:43:14,860 Can you watch the rest of the 1150 00:43:14,860 --> 00:43:15,860 Faces of death 1151 00:43:15,860 --> 00:43:16,860 And just do 1152 00:43:16,860 --> 00:43:17,860 Do like a 1153 00:43:17,860 --> 00:43:18,860 Like a 1154 00:43:18,860 --> 00:43:19,860 Just a nice 1155 00:43:19,860 --> 00:43:20,860 Review of each one 1156 00:43:20,860 --> 00:43:21,860 Maybe 1157 00:43:21,860 --> 00:43:22,860 No 1158 00:43:22,860 --> 00:43:23,860 Because here's the problem 1159 00:43:23,860 --> 00:43:24,860 Is that I thought 1160 00:43:24,860 --> 00:43:25,860 I had already seen 1161 00:43:25,860 --> 00:43:26,860 Faces of death 1162 00:43:26,860 --> 00:43:27,860 When I was a kid 1163 00:43:27,860 --> 00:43:28,860 And I was like 1164 00:43:28,860 --> 00:43:29,860 I could rewatch it 1165 00:43:29,860 --> 00:43:30,860 Because if I've already seen it 1166 00:43:30,860 --> 00:43:31,860 Once it won't be a big deal 1167 00:43:31,860 --> 00:43:32,860 I've already seen 1168 00:43:32,860 --> 00:43:33,860 Faces of death 1169 00:43:33,860 --> 00:43:34,860 2 or 3 1170 00:43:34,860 --> 00:43:35,860 Because the one I watched 1171 00:43:35,860 --> 00:43:36,860 Did not have 1172 00:43:36,860 --> 00:43:37,860 The stuff that was in this 1173 00:43:37,860 --> 00:43:38,860 So the one I watched 1174 00:43:38,860 --> 00:43:39,860 Had a guy in India 1175 00:43:39,860 --> 00:43:40,860 On top of a train 1176 00:43:40,860 --> 00:43:41,860 Reach up and grab 1177 00:43:41,860 --> 00:43:42,860 One of the electric wires 1178 00:43:42,860 --> 00:43:43,860 And fucking 1179 00:43:43,860 --> 00:43:44,860 Poof into flame 1180 00:43:44,860 --> 00:43:45,860 And die instantly 1181 00:43:45,860 --> 00:43:47,860 That has stuck in my fucking brain 1182 00:43:47,860 --> 00:43:48,860 For all of my life 1183 00:43:48,860 --> 00:43:49,860 And that wasn't in this 1184 00:43:49,860 --> 00:43:51,860 I had a morbid curiosity 1185 00:43:51,860 --> 00:43:52,860 When early YouTube 1186 00:43:52,860 --> 00:43:53,860 Was the thing 1187 00:43:53,860 --> 00:43:54,860 You could just watch that shit 1188 00:43:54,860 --> 00:43:55,860 You could like watch 1189 00:43:55,860 --> 00:43:56,860 9-11 jumper videos and shit 1190 00:43:56,860 --> 00:43:57,860 Oh yeah 1191 00:43:57,860 --> 00:43:59,860 Jesus Christ you're right 1192 00:43:59,860 --> 00:44:00,860 Oh wait 1193 00:44:00,860 --> 00:44:01,860 No it definitely has that 1194 00:44:01,860 --> 00:44:02,860 In this 1195 00:44:02,860 --> 00:44:03,860 Not 9-11 1196 00:44:03,860 --> 00:44:04,860 But it has people jumping out 1197 00:44:04,860 --> 00:44:06,860 Of a burning building 1198 00:44:06,860 --> 00:44:07,860 That was pre 1199 00:44:07,860 --> 00:44:08,860 That was back in the 70s 1200 00:44:08,860 --> 00:44:09,860 I think it was just 1201 00:44:09,860 --> 00:44:10,860 If you're in a tall building 1202 00:44:10,860 --> 00:44:11,860 And it's on fire 1203 00:44:11,860 --> 00:44:12,860 You'd rather jump 1204 00:44:12,860 --> 00:44:13,860 Than burn to death 1205 00:44:13,860 --> 00:44:14,860 So I think like 1206 00:44:14,860 --> 00:44:15,860 That's just one of those things 1207 00:44:15,860 --> 00:44:16,860 That's been around forever 1208 00:44:16,860 --> 00:44:17,860 It actually shows that in this 1209 00:44:17,860 --> 00:44:18,860 You see 1210 00:44:18,860 --> 00:44:19,860 So you see a gun 1211 00:44:19,860 --> 00:44:20,860 You see a guy who is like 1212 00:44:20,860 --> 00:44:22,860 Having like a shootout 1213 00:44:22,860 --> 00:44:23,860 An active shootout 1214 00:44:23,860 --> 00:44:24,860 With the police 1215 00:44:24,860 --> 00:44:25,860 He's in his window 1216 00:44:25,860 --> 00:44:26,860 Like it's fucking 1217 00:44:26,860 --> 00:44:27,860 A badass 70s police shootout 1218 00:44:27,860 --> 00:44:28,860 And I was like 1219 00:44:28,860 --> 00:44:29,860 Yeah 1220 00:44:29,860 --> 00:44:30,860 So the gun shootout was cool 1221 00:44:30,860 --> 00:44:32,860 Until when he gets fucking 1222 00:44:32,860 --> 00:44:33,860 Blown away 1223 00:44:33,860 --> 00:44:34,860 And they cut into the 1224 00:44:34,860 --> 00:44:35,860 Cut into the house 1225 00:44:35,860 --> 00:44:36,860 And you see all of his fucking 1226 00:44:36,860 --> 00:44:38,860 Family dead on the floor 1227 00:44:38,860 --> 00:44:40,860 Because he murdered them all 1228 00:44:40,860 --> 00:44:41,860 He murdered his family 1229 00:44:41,860 --> 00:44:42,860 Then had a gun shootout 1230 00:44:42,860 --> 00:44:43,860 Like had a shootout with the police 1231 00:44:43,860 --> 00:44:44,860 So like the shootout itself 1232 00:44:44,860 --> 00:44:45,860 Cool looking 1233 00:44:45,860 --> 00:44:47,860 Seeing actual 70s cops 1234 00:44:47,860 --> 00:44:48,860 Crawling on the floor 1235 00:44:48,860 --> 00:44:49,860 To get a better vantage point 1236 00:44:49,860 --> 00:44:50,860 They didn't need to 1237 00:44:50,860 --> 00:44:51,860 Because he literally 1238 00:44:51,860 --> 00:44:52,860 Runs out the door 1239 00:44:52,860 --> 00:44:53,860 And starts to 1240 00:44:53,860 --> 00:44:54,860 Pull his gun up 1241 00:44:54,860 --> 00:44:57,860 And they fucking light him up 1242 00:44:57,860 --> 00:44:59,860 Then they show autopsy stuff 1243 00:44:59,860 --> 00:45:00,860 While playing nice 1244 00:45:00,860 --> 00:45:01,860 Classical music 1245 00:45:01,860 --> 00:45:02,860 I actually liked the music 1246 00:45:02,860 --> 00:45:03,860 They were playing 1247 00:45:03,860 --> 00:45:05,860 This is the right show 1248 00:45:05,860 --> 00:45:07,860 While watching Six Feet Under 1249 00:45:07,860 --> 00:45:10,860 So real quick 1250 00:45:10,860 --> 00:45:11,860 I feel sick 1251 00:45:11,860 --> 00:45:12,860 Old West deaths 1252 00:45:12,860 --> 00:45:13,860 Not too bad 1253 00:45:13,860 --> 00:45:14,860 Just kind of show 1254 00:45:14,860 --> 00:45:15,860 Some old west stuff 1255 00:45:15,860 --> 00:45:16,860 Then you see a gas chamber 1256 00:45:16,860 --> 00:45:18,860 Execution in California 1257 00:45:18,860 --> 00:45:20,860 That dude is sweaty 1258 00:45:20,860 --> 00:45:21,860 He starts off 1259 00:45:21,860 --> 00:45:22,860 Not that sweaty 1260 00:45:22,860 --> 00:45:23,860 By the time he's walking 1261 00:45:23,860 --> 00:45:24,860 Into that gas chamber 1262 00:45:24,860 --> 00:45:25,860 He's like 1263 00:45:25,860 --> 00:45:26,860 His shirt changes colors 1264 00:45:26,860 --> 00:45:27,860 Bro 1265 00:45:27,860 --> 00:45:28,860 It's sweaty 1266 00:45:28,860 --> 00:45:29,860 Gas chamber execution 1267 00:45:29,860 --> 00:45:31,860 Is hard to fucking watch 1268 00:45:31,860 --> 00:45:32,860 You also see 1269 00:45:32,860 --> 00:45:33,860 Oh 1270 00:45:33,860 --> 00:45:34,860 Guy raped and murdered 1271 00:45:34,860 --> 00:45:37,860 An 84 year old woman 1272 00:45:37,860 --> 00:45:38,860 And I was like 1273 00:45:38,860 --> 00:45:39,860 Yeah that dude is sweaty 1274 00:45:39,860 --> 00:45:40,860 I think it showed two guys 1275 00:45:40,860 --> 00:45:42,860 And the guy that was getting 1276 00:45:42,860 --> 00:45:43,860 The one that you see 1277 00:45:43,860 --> 00:45:44,860 Going in the electric chair 1278 00:45:44,860 --> 00:45:45,860 So you see one guy 1279 00:45:45,860 --> 00:45:46,860 Get gas chambered 1280 00:45:46,860 --> 00:45:47,860 You see another guy 1281 00:45:47,860 --> 00:45:48,860 Get electric chair 1282 00:45:48,860 --> 00:45:49,860 I think I've seen 1283 00:45:49,860 --> 00:45:50,860 The electric chair one 1284 00:45:50,860 --> 00:45:51,860 Yeah 1285 00:45:51,860 --> 00:45:52,860 So he raped and murdered 1286 00:45:52,860 --> 00:45:53,860 An 84 year old woman 1287 00:45:53,860 --> 00:45:54,860 Like bro 1288 00:45:54,860 --> 00:45:55,860 I'm not going to say 1289 00:45:55,860 --> 00:45:56,860 What I was going to say 1290 00:45:56,860 --> 00:45:57,860 But electric chair 1291 00:45:57,860 --> 00:45:59,860 His eyes are taped to 1292 00:45:59,860 --> 00:46:00,860 His eyes are taped over 1293 00:46:00,860 --> 00:46:02,860 To prevent them from 1294 00:46:02,860 --> 00:46:05,860 Exploding out of their sockets 1295 00:46:05,860 --> 00:46:06,860 Well 1296 00:46:06,860 --> 00:46:07,860 That tape barely helped 1297 00:46:07,860 --> 00:46:08,860 Was my next note 1298 00:46:08,860 --> 00:46:10,860 Because you just see blood 1299 00:46:10,860 --> 00:46:11,860 And visceral pouring out of 1300 00:46:11,860 --> 00:46:12,860 The fucking 1301 00:46:12,860 --> 00:46:15,860 The taped sockets 1302 00:46:15,860 --> 00:46:16,860 This fucking music 1303 00:46:16,860 --> 00:46:17,860 53 minutes in 1304 00:46:17,860 --> 00:46:18,860 It's silly music 1305 00:46:18,860 --> 00:46:19,860 To be having 1306 00:46:19,860 --> 00:46:20,860 During an electric chair 1307 00:46:20,860 --> 00:46:21,860 Thing 1308 00:46:21,860 --> 00:46:22,860 You see an actual beheading 1309 00:46:22,860 --> 00:46:24,860 Which was fucking gross 1310 00:46:24,860 --> 00:46:26,860 Then Colt stuff 1311 00:46:26,860 --> 00:46:27,860 Wait which one 1312 00:46:27,860 --> 00:46:28,860 Not the 1313 00:46:28,860 --> 00:46:29,860 It wouldn't be that one 1314 00:46:29,860 --> 00:46:30,860 If you're thinking of 1315 00:46:30,860 --> 00:46:31,860 The Iraq one 1316 00:46:31,860 --> 00:46:32,860 We've all seen that 1317 00:46:32,860 --> 00:46:33,860 No no this is seven 1318 00:46:33,860 --> 00:46:34,860 Charlie Hebdo 1319 00:46:34,860 --> 00:46:35,860 Yeah this is like 1320 00:46:35,860 --> 00:46:36,860 Sawing the head off 1321 00:46:36,860 --> 00:46:37,860 Was different than the sawing 1322 00:46:37,860 --> 00:46:38,860 No this was 1323 00:46:38,860 --> 00:46:39,860 No this was like 1324 00:46:39,860 --> 00:46:40,860 Like a 1325 00:46:40,860 --> 00:46:41,860 Cognitine 1326 00:46:41,860 --> 00:46:42,860 No no this was 1327 00:46:42,860 --> 00:46:43,860 I think a machete 1328 00:46:43,860 --> 00:46:44,860 If I'm not mistaken 1329 00:46:44,860 --> 00:46:45,860 It's like someone chopping 1330 00:46:45,860 --> 00:46:46,860 Someone's head off 1331 00:46:46,860 --> 00:46:49,860 So okay 1332 00:46:49,860 --> 00:46:50,860 Then Colt stuff 1333 00:46:50,860 --> 00:46:51,860 I hate this so much 1334 00:46:51,860 --> 00:46:52,860 Is what I wrote 1335 00:46:52,860 --> 00:46:53,860 Colt drinking the blood 1336 00:46:53,860 --> 00:46:54,860 Of the corpse 1337 00:46:54,860 --> 00:46:55,860 So it just 1338 00:46:55,860 --> 00:46:56,860 It shows a Colt 1339 00:46:56,860 --> 00:46:57,860 They have a dead body 1340 00:46:57,860 --> 00:46:58,860 In front of them 1341 00:46:58,860 --> 00:46:59,860 And they're all just like 1342 00:46:59,860 --> 00:47:00,860 This is our guy 1343 00:47:00,860 --> 00:47:01,860 He's done so much for us 1344 00:47:01,860 --> 00:47:02,860 The Colt leader takes a knife 1345 00:47:02,860 --> 00:47:04,860 Cuts him from neck to fucking 1346 00:47:04,860 --> 00:47:05,860 Dick 1347 00:47:05,860 --> 00:47:07,860 And rips open the hole 1348 00:47:07,860 --> 00:47:08,860 And they all just start 1349 00:47:08,860 --> 00:47:09,860 Reaching in 1350 00:47:09,860 --> 00:47:10,860 Taking blood 1351 00:47:10,860 --> 00:47:11,860 Pouring it all over 1352 00:47:11,860 --> 00:47:12,860 Their naked bodies 1353 00:47:12,860 --> 00:47:13,860 That's where you see 1354 00:47:13,860 --> 00:47:14,860 Your titties Mike 1355 00:47:14,860 --> 00:47:15,860 And they just start 1356 00:47:15,860 --> 00:47:16,860 Fucking 1357 00:47:16,860 --> 00:47:17,860 It turns into a blood orgy 1358 00:47:17,860 --> 00:47:18,860 An actual blood orgy 1359 00:47:18,860 --> 00:47:19,860 And like at some point 1360 00:47:19,860 --> 00:47:20,860 The guy fucking 1361 00:47:20,860 --> 00:47:21,860 Makes the camera guy leave 1362 00:47:21,860 --> 00:47:22,860 As they're like 1363 00:47:22,860 --> 00:47:23,860 Getting into like the real 1364 00:47:23,860 --> 00:47:24,860 Is there like licking the blood 1365 00:47:24,860 --> 00:47:25,860 And visceral off their fingers 1366 00:47:25,860 --> 00:47:26,860 As they're like fucking 1367 00:47:26,860 --> 00:47:27,860 Each other 1368 00:47:27,860 --> 00:47:28,860 It's super gross 1369 00:47:28,860 --> 00:47:29,860 Christians just 1370 00:47:29,860 --> 00:47:30,860 Oh and I put 1371 00:47:30,860 --> 00:47:31,860 Oh then it just cuts to 1372 00:47:31,860 --> 00:47:32,860 Christians being Christians 1373 00:47:32,860 --> 00:47:33,860 And it's just like 1374 00:47:33,860 --> 00:47:34,860 One of those snake 1375 00:47:34,860 --> 00:47:35,860 Worshipping kind of ones 1376 00:47:35,860 --> 00:47:36,860 I guess 1377 00:47:36,860 --> 00:47:37,860 Where they pull the snakes 1378 00:47:37,860 --> 00:47:38,860 On they talk in tongues 1379 00:47:38,860 --> 00:47:39,860 And I get at the time 1380 00:47:39,860 --> 00:47:40,860 That's weird 1381 00:47:40,860 --> 00:47:41,860 But like it doesn't 1382 00:47:41,860 --> 00:47:42,860 Have anything to do with death 1383 00:47:42,860 --> 00:47:43,860 It's just like 1384 00:47:43,860 --> 00:47:44,860 It's just like 1385 00:47:44,860 --> 00:47:45,860 I get for them 1386 00:47:45,860 --> 00:47:46,860 They're like 1387 00:47:46,860 --> 00:47:47,860 Look at these fucking weirdos 1388 00:47:47,860 --> 00:47:48,860 Right? 1389 00:47:48,860 --> 00:47:49,860 But we've seen that now 1390 00:47:49,860 --> 00:47:50,860 Played out so much 1391 00:47:50,860 --> 00:47:52,860 Oh they don't show them getting bit by snakes 1392 00:47:52,860 --> 00:47:53,860 Cause it's half 1393 00:47:53,860 --> 00:47:54,860 Oh yeah I think maybe it was 1394 00:47:54,860 --> 00:47:55,860 Maybe it did show that 1395 00:47:55,860 --> 00:47:56,860 Yeah 1396 00:47:56,860 --> 00:47:57,860 So then it shows 1397 00:47:57,860 --> 00:47:58,860 The building jumpers 1398 00:47:58,860 --> 00:47:59,860 The suicide 1399 00:47:59,860 --> 00:48:00,860 Oh then it has 1400 00:48:00,860 --> 00:48:01,860 Suicide circus music 1401 00:48:01,860 --> 00:48:02,860 While the building jumpers 1402 00:48:02,860 --> 00:48:03,860 Are jumping 1403 00:48:03,860 --> 00:48:04,860 It shows someone trying to 1404 00:48:04,860 --> 00:48:05,860 Cryogenic freeze themselves 1405 00:48:05,860 --> 00:48:06,860 That doesn't work 1406 00:48:06,860 --> 00:48:07,860 That they're dead 1407 00:48:07,860 --> 00:48:08,860 Yeah 1408 00:48:08,860 --> 00:48:09,860 But it does show 1409 00:48:09,860 --> 00:48:10,860 But it shows 1410 00:48:10,860 --> 00:48:11,860 I looked it up afterwards 1411 00:48:11,860 --> 00:48:12,860 And it's like 1412 00:48:12,860 --> 00:48:13,860 Everyone who's ever tried 1413 00:48:13,860 --> 00:48:14,860 Is dead 1414 00:48:14,860 --> 00:48:15,860 And it's like 1415 00:48:15,860 --> 00:48:16,860 Everyone who's ever tried 1416 00:48:16,860 --> 00:48:17,860 Is dead 1417 00:48:17,860 --> 00:48:18,860 And it's like 1418 00:48:18,860 --> 00:48:19,860 Everyone who's ever tried 1419 00:48:19,860 --> 00:48:20,860 Is dead 1420 00:48:20,860 --> 00:48:21,860 They all die 1421 00:48:21,860 --> 00:48:22,860 No one ever 1422 00:48:22,860 --> 00:48:23,860 Walt Disney's not coming back 1423 00:48:23,860 --> 00:48:24,860 Yeah 1424 00:48:24,860 --> 00:48:25,860 No they're dead 1425 00:48:25,860 --> 00:48:26,860 Like 1426 00:48:26,860 --> 00:48:27,860 Walt Disney's not coming back 1427 00:48:27,860 --> 00:48:28,860 Exactly yeah 1428 00:48:28,860 --> 00:48:29,860 But no one who's ever 1429 00:48:29,860 --> 00:48:30,860 Tried to cryogenically 1430 00:48:30,860 --> 00:48:31,860 Freeze themselves 1431 00:48:31,860 --> 00:48:32,860 Has ever lived through the process 1432 00:48:32,860 --> 00:48:34,860 There's a facility in Phoenix 1433 00:48:34,860 --> 00:48:35,860 That's freezing bodies 1434 00:48:35,860 --> 00:48:36,860 In case they find a way 1435 00:48:36,860 --> 00:48:37,860 To bring them back 1436 00:48:37,860 --> 00:48:38,860 But the whole problem with that 1437 00:48:38,860 --> 00:48:39,860 Is like 1438 00:48:39,860 --> 00:48:40,860 Your cells 1439 00:48:40,860 --> 00:48:41,860 You kill all the brain cells 1440 00:48:41,860 --> 00:48:42,860 When you freeze them 1441 00:48:42,860 --> 00:48:43,860 So I don't really know 1442 00:48:43,860 --> 00:48:44,860 If that's gonna work 1443 00:48:44,860 --> 00:48:45,860 Yeah and I would imagine 1444 00:48:45,860 --> 00:48:46,860 If a company ever came up 1445 00:48:46,860 --> 00:48:47,860 With the technology to 1446 00:48:47,860 --> 00:48:48,860 Resurrect 1447 00:48:48,860 --> 00:48:49,860 The dead 1448 00:48:49,860 --> 00:48:50,860 That 1449 00:48:50,860 --> 00:48:51,860 Why start with 1450 00:48:51,860 --> 00:48:52,860 Thousands of years 1451 00:48:52,860 --> 00:48:53,860 Or hundreds of years 1452 00:48:53,860 --> 00:48:54,860 Old frozen corpses 1453 00:48:54,860 --> 00:48:55,860 Why not 1454 00:48:55,860 --> 00:48:56,860 I mean I get that 1455 00:48:56,860 --> 00:48:57,860 We would have knowledge 1456 00:48:57,860 --> 00:48:58,860 That they would want 1457 00:48:58,860 --> 00:48:59,860 Eventually 1458 00:48:59,860 --> 00:49:00,860 But like 1459 00:49:00,860 --> 00:49:01,860 We have so much recorded data 1460 00:49:01,860 --> 00:49:02,860 You know what I mean 1461 00:49:02,860 --> 00:49:03,860 Like they don't need 1462 00:49:03,860 --> 00:49:04,860 A human being 1463 00:49:04,860 --> 00:49:05,860 To tell us what it was like 1464 00:49:05,860 --> 00:49:06,860 They just need a few 1465 00:49:06,860 --> 00:49:07,860 Hundred or thousand cell phones 1466 00:49:07,860 --> 00:49:08,860 To go through 1467 00:49:08,860 --> 00:49:09,860 And put that 1468 00:49:09,860 --> 00:49:10,860 Like put that up there 1469 00:49:10,860 --> 00:49:11,860 As like a 1470 00:49:11,860 --> 00:49:12,860 Find a VCR 1471 00:49:12,860 --> 00:49:13,860 Yeah anyway 1472 00:49:13,860 --> 00:49:14,860 We don't 1473 00:49:14,860 --> 00:49:15,860 Let's get into this 1474 00:49:15,860 --> 00:49:16,860 So someone tries to cryogenically 1475 00:49:16,860 --> 00:49:17,860 Sleep themselves 1476 00:49:17,860 --> 00:49:18,860 But it doesn't work 1477 00:49:18,860 --> 00:49:19,860 Then it shows 1478 00:49:19,860 --> 00:49:20,860 A really terrible death 1479 00:49:20,860 --> 00:49:21,860 Which is a cave explorer 1480 00:49:21,860 --> 00:49:22,860 Who 1481 00:49:22,860 --> 00:49:23,860 Broke his neck 1482 00:49:23,860 --> 00:49:24,860 And landed in 1483 00:49:24,860 --> 00:49:25,860 Like a little crevice 1484 00:49:25,860 --> 00:49:26,860 And it shows like 1485 00:49:26,860 --> 00:49:27,860 Two cave rescuer guys 1486 00:49:27,860 --> 00:49:28,860 Go down and like 1487 00:49:28,860 --> 00:49:29,860 See his fucking dead body 1488 00:49:29,860 --> 00:49:30,860 Down there 1489 00:49:30,860 --> 00:49:31,860 You see tourists 1490 00:49:31,860 --> 00:49:32,860 Tourists versus bear 1491 00:49:32,860 --> 00:49:35,860 But that might be staged 1492 00:49:35,860 --> 00:49:36,860 I don't think that the bear 1493 00:49:36,860 --> 00:49:37,860 It's just like 1494 00:49:37,860 --> 00:49:38,860 They're kind of 1495 00:49:38,860 --> 00:49:39,860 Fucking with the bear 1496 00:49:39,860 --> 00:49:40,860 Or whatever 1497 00:49:40,860 --> 00:49:41,860 And it's just a bad idea 1498 00:49:41,860 --> 00:49:43,860 Natural disasters is the next part 1499 00:49:43,860 --> 00:49:44,860 And I put not the movie 1500 00:49:44,860 --> 00:49:46,860 To watch after twisters 1501 00:49:46,860 --> 00:49:48,860 Burning building suicide jump 1502 00:49:48,860 --> 00:49:49,860 Oh so there was just earlier 1503 00:49:49,860 --> 00:49:50,860 Building jumper 1504 00:49:50,860 --> 00:49:51,860 Okay 1505 00:49:51,860 --> 00:49:52,860 So different building jumpers 1506 00:49:52,860 --> 00:49:53,860 Burning building suicide jump 1507 00:49:53,860 --> 00:49:54,860 Super sad 1508 00:49:54,860 --> 00:49:56,860 Pollution PSA 1509 00:49:56,860 --> 00:49:57,860 What the fuck 1510 00:49:57,860 --> 00:49:58,860 Jesus song 1511 00:49:58,860 --> 00:49:59,860 There is at one point 1512 00:49:59,860 --> 00:50:00,860 It's showing 1513 00:50:00,860 --> 00:50:01,860 Pollution's really the main killer 1514 00:50:01,860 --> 00:50:02,860 Of everybody 1515 00:50:02,860 --> 00:50:03,860 So we'll put a Jesus song 1516 00:50:03,860 --> 00:50:04,860 In the background 1517 00:50:04,860 --> 00:50:05,860 And talk about pollution 1518 00:50:05,860 --> 00:50:06,860 For a little bit 1519 00:50:06,860 --> 00:50:07,860 I'm like okay 1520 00:50:07,860 --> 00:50:08,860 What the fuck 1521 00:50:08,860 --> 00:50:09,860 And then 1522 00:50:09,860 --> 00:50:10,860 I believe children 1523 00:50:10,860 --> 00:50:11,860 Are the future 1524 00:50:11,860 --> 00:50:12,860 But it does 1525 00:50:12,860 --> 00:50:13,860 I guess it does 1526 00:50:13,860 --> 00:50:14,860 Bash the monkey 1527 00:50:14,860 --> 00:50:15,860 And eat his fucking brains 1528 00:50:15,860 --> 00:50:16,860 But then it cuts to 1529 00:50:16,860 --> 00:50:17,860 I guess that makes sense 1530 00:50:17,860 --> 00:50:18,860 Because it's like 1531 00:50:18,860 --> 00:50:19,860 We're damaging the planet 1532 00:50:19,860 --> 00:50:20,860 And then here's 1533 00:50:20,860 --> 00:50:21,860 A nuclear protest 1534 00:50:21,860 --> 00:50:22,860 So people protesting a nuke 1535 00:50:22,860 --> 00:50:23,860 Or a guy 1536 00:50:23,860 --> 00:50:24,860 Lights himself on fire 1537 00:50:24,860 --> 00:50:25,860 And dies from it 1538 00:50:25,860 --> 00:50:26,860 So you see that happen 1539 00:50:26,860 --> 00:50:27,860 Those giant 1540 00:50:27,860 --> 00:50:28,860 Those giant steel 1541 00:50:28,860 --> 00:50:29,860 Oh you know 1542 00:50:29,860 --> 00:50:30,860 When you drive 1543 00:50:30,860 --> 00:50:31,860 Well if you ever drive down 1544 00:50:31,860 --> 00:50:32,860 You see those giant steel titties 1545 00:50:32,860 --> 00:50:33,860 When you're going past 1546 00:50:33,860 --> 00:50:34,860 Like on the five 1547 00:50:34,860 --> 00:50:35,860 Down by the ocean 1548 00:50:35,860 --> 00:50:36,860 Heading to San Diego 1549 00:50:36,860 --> 00:50:37,860 Whatever 1550 00:50:37,860 --> 00:50:38,860 There's these giant 1551 00:50:38,860 --> 00:50:39,860 Steel titties 1552 00:50:39,860 --> 00:50:40,860 That you see 1553 00:50:40,860 --> 00:50:41,860 And you're like 1554 00:50:41,860 --> 00:50:42,860 You know 1555 00:50:42,860 --> 00:50:43,860 You know 1556 00:50:43,860 --> 00:50:45,860 When you're going past 1557 00:50:45,860 --> 00:50:46,860 Like on the five 1558 00:50:46,860 --> 00:50:47,860 Down by the ocean 1559 00:50:47,860 --> 00:50:48,860 Heading to San Diego 1560 00:50:48,860 --> 00:50:49,860 Whatever 1561 00:50:49,860 --> 00:50:50,860 There's these giant 1562 00:50:50,860 --> 00:50:51,860 Dome titties 1563 00:50:51,860 --> 00:50:52,860 Like Mike you'd love it 1564 00:50:52,860 --> 00:50:53,860 They literally 1565 00:50:53,860 --> 00:50:54,860 They're huge 1566 00:50:54,860 --> 00:50:55,860 There's two 1567 00:50:55,860 --> 00:50:56,860 It's just two domes 1568 00:50:56,860 --> 00:50:57,860 Right next to each other 1569 00:50:57,860 --> 00:50:58,860 At titty length 1570 00:50:58,860 --> 00:50:59,860 And there's a little nipple 1571 00:50:59,860 --> 00:51:00,860 On the top of each one 1572 00:51:00,860 --> 00:51:01,860 And they're giant domes 1573 00:51:01,860 --> 00:51:02,860 I'll find a picture of it 1574 00:51:02,860 --> 00:51:03,860 But they're actual 1575 00:51:03,860 --> 00:51:04,860 Giant steel titties 1576 00:51:04,860 --> 00:51:05,860 And those are nuclear related 1577 00:51:05,860 --> 00:51:06,860 Because this nuclear protest 1578 00:51:06,860 --> 00:51:07,860 Took place right in front 1579 00:51:07,860 --> 00:51:08,860 Oh is that 1580 00:51:08,860 --> 00:51:09,860 Was it in 1581 00:51:09,860 --> 00:51:10,860 Was it in one of the 1582 00:51:10,860 --> 00:51:11,860 Beavis and Butthead movies 1583 00:51:11,860 --> 00:51:12,860 No I just 1584 00:51:12,860 --> 00:51:13,860 I was like 1585 00:51:13,860 --> 00:51:14,860 Oh those titties 1586 00:51:14,860 --> 00:51:15,860 They were like 1587 00:51:15,860 --> 00:51:16,860 I was like 1588 00:51:16,860 --> 00:51:17,860 Oh those titties 1589 00:51:17,860 --> 00:51:18,860 That was just news to me 1590 00:51:18,860 --> 00:51:19,860 It shows war footage 1591 00:51:19,860 --> 00:51:20,860 From World War Two 1592 00:51:20,860 --> 00:51:21,860 Some gross stuff 1593 00:51:21,860 --> 00:51:22,860 Nazi stuff 1594 00:51:22,860 --> 00:51:23,860 Lots of explosions 1595 00:51:23,860 --> 00:51:24,860 Concentration camp stuff 1596 00:51:24,860 --> 00:51:25,860 Then it shows starving 1597 00:51:25,860 --> 00:51:26,860 African stuff 1598 00:51:26,860 --> 00:51:27,860 Cancer stuff 1599 00:51:27,860 --> 00:51:28,860 Dog surgery 1600 00:51:28,860 --> 00:51:29,860 It shows a parachute 1601 00:51:29,860 --> 00:51:30,860 Not opening 1602 00:51:30,860 --> 00:51:31,860 Movie stunt gone wrong 1603 00:51:31,860 --> 00:51:32,860 From a movie 1604 00:51:32,860 --> 00:51:33,860 I think called 1605 00:51:33,860 --> 00:51:34,860 Hell's raisins 1606 00:51:34,860 --> 00:51:35,860 Right 1607 00:51:35,860 --> 00:51:36,860 That was a movie 1608 00:51:36,860 --> 00:51:37,860 That was a movie 1609 00:51:37,860 --> 00:51:38,860 That was a movie 1610 00:51:38,860 --> 00:51:39,860 That was a movie 1611 00:51:39,860 --> 00:51:40,860 That was a movie 1612 00:51:40,860 --> 00:51:41,860 That was a movie 1613 00:51:41,860 --> 00:51:50,260 raisins but left they left the accident in so they leave the so a car goes off of 1614 00:51:50,260 --> 00:51:54,200 the thing and like the guy the stunt driver dies from it but they left that 1615 00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:56,940 stunt in the movie because it like looked good so I was like I got to find 1616 00:51:56,940 --> 00:52:01,740 that that wasn't too far-fetched back then when Bruce Lee died filming that 1617 00:52:01,740 --> 00:52:07,060 movie they used footage from his actual funeral as like a way for the his 1618 00:52:07,060 --> 00:52:11,100 character to pretend that he was dead and they used Bruce Lee's actual funeral 1619 00:52:11,100 --> 00:52:17,580 yeah they did apocalypse now left the helicopter one. Yeah that's I mean easy that's a way to 1620 00:52:17,580 --> 00:52:23,020 fucking I guess save money guys it shows a train explosion full of corpses if you 1621 00:52:23,020 --> 00:52:26,860 just want to if you've needed to hit your I want to see all the corpses all at 1622 00:52:26,860 --> 00:52:30,820 once ratio instead of this you know sort of spread out version then we get the red 1623 00:52:30,820 --> 00:52:34,620 asphalt section of it where if you're unfamiliar with what red asphalt is it's 1624 00:52:34,620 --> 00:52:37,500 that movie they show you during driver's ed or at least back in the day they did 1625 00:52:37,500 --> 00:52:42,380 it just shows them scraping guts and brains off the sidewalk so you know wear 1626 00:52:42,380 --> 00:52:48,100 your seatbelt I haven't been able to smoke any weed during this I wrote 1627 00:52:48,100 --> 00:52:52,540 about two hours an hour and 35 minutes of this I'm like not once and I didn't I 1628 00:52:52,540 --> 00:52:56,500 don't think I'd smoked weed ever again then there's an airplane stunt that goes 1629 00:52:56,500 --> 00:53:02,860 wrong that's bad but then it shows the big like a 747 the aftermath of a 1630 00:53:02,860 --> 00:53:08,540 plane crash in a neighborhood where bodies were like 1631 00:53:08,540 --> 00:53:12,580 smashing through people's windows just hitting windows and then just guts 1632 00:53:12,580 --> 00:53:16,500 flying through and hitting families that were like in there like eating dinner 1633 00:53:16,500 --> 00:53:20,860 eating dinner or whatever it's just like like you it goes as it goes through this 1634 00:53:20,860 --> 00:53:25,900 horrific you just see literally puddles of intestines here you just see a leg 1635 00:53:25,900 --> 00:53:29,900 over here it's just it is it is human carnage on a scale that really 1636 00:53:29,900 --> 00:53:33,340 desensitizes it's like what can a Hollywood movie how can I go watch 1637 00:53:33,340 --> 00:53:39,540 Borderlands now that now that like I've seen the aftermath of a hundred and 1638 00:53:39,540 --> 00:53:44,260 forty nine people's bodies when a woman went to her door a body smashed through 1639 00:53:44,260 --> 00:53:48,100 the window and covered her in blood is what she says some of the people 1640 00:53:48,100 --> 00:53:51,980 involved in that are still seeing psychiatrists to this day just 1641 00:53:51,980 --> 00:53:56,320 puddles of guts and limbs strewn across the neighborhood then it shows after 1642 00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:58,940 that they're like all right well we need a little bit of a break so here's ghost 1643 00:53:58,940 --> 00:54:04,340 hunters an episode of early 70s ghost hunters it does like seance bullshit 1644 00:54:04,340 --> 00:54:09,260 that is a hundred percent like that is like they put a guy who lost his wife or 1645 00:54:09,260 --> 00:54:13,220 whatever in a seance and you get a really good actress who pretends that 1646 00:54:13,220 --> 00:54:17,300 all the shits happening that was spooked like not spooky but I was like they put 1647 00:54:17,300 --> 00:54:21,140 weird graphics on they even in the movie put some graphics behind it to make it 1648 00:54:21,140 --> 00:54:27,580 look more realistic so that's like whatever if that was a real guy if that 1649 00:54:27,580 --> 00:54:31,180 was a real guy not an actor what they did it was fucked up by making him think 1650 00:54:31,180 --> 00:54:34,380 that like his wife was telling him like it was it was his fault or whatever 1651 00:54:34,380 --> 00:54:40,380 like real fucked up and then it cuts to the end of the movie which is a live 1652 00:54:40,380 --> 00:54:47,860 birth and it gives the woman gives live birth and it starts playing happy music 1653 00:54:47,860 --> 00:54:52,980 she's with her baby just floating around in a pool it starts showing flowers and 1654 00:54:52,980 --> 00:54:58,660 animals a mom and a baby a beautiful sweepy music a moose comes by and blows 1655 00:54:58,660 --> 00:55:03,260 air out of his thing in front of a in front of a wonderful like like snowy 1656 00:55:03,260 --> 00:55:09,580 background and everything is okay it's what the movie want you to think it 1657 00:55:09,580 --> 00:55:16,740 gets zero out of five bottle puddles of guts and limbs it's a W- it's the worst 1658 00:55:16,740 --> 00:55:22,740 thing I've ever seen it desensitized me ladies and gentlemen I am 1659 00:55:22,740 --> 00:55:29,700 different now I now that I've seen actual guts and gore on that level well 1660 00:55:29,700 --> 00:55:34,700 now I know we can watch instead of terrifier what the faces of live yeah 1661 00:55:34,700 --> 00:55:39,340 oh my god I so want to just bring you into my hell right now pull it up and 1662 00:55:39,340 --> 00:55:44,060 just show you that fucking all those dead seals I'll just be like go can you play 1663 00:55:44,060 --> 00:55:49,940 that part again well one of my co-worker who's a horror fan I'm like honestly 1664 00:55:49,940 --> 00:55:53,540 just trying to decompress after watching it I was at work I was like oh god guys 1665 00:55:53,540 --> 00:55:56,620 I don't even know if I will never get it she literally hears all this she's like 1666 00:55:56,620 --> 00:56:01,340 can you put that on USB for me and I was like what she's like that sounds great 1667 00:56:01,340 --> 00:56:05,820 okay yeah I think that's so funny that you're so repulsed by it but you had to 1668 00:56:05,820 --> 00:56:09,620 sit there and watch it in its entirety yeah and then you're to your description 1669 00:56:09,620 --> 00:56:14,740 of everything is great like this would make a great series because there's so 1670 00:56:14,740 --> 00:56:18,620 many guys who do this well there's this guy plague moth he would like he would 1671 00:56:18,620 --> 00:56:23,420 blur it but he would watch it live like the cartel chainsaw video he'll watch 1672 00:56:23,420 --> 00:56:27,020 them and he'd just be like oh it's like a you hear that it's like a calm river 1673 00:56:27,020 --> 00:56:31,460 stream like you just cracking jokes the whole time but like the and there's so 1674 00:56:31,460 --> 00:56:34,700 many different guys there's like a guy who's just like very serious he's like 1675 00:56:34,700 --> 00:56:38,740 British very serious like in the video this happens and then this happens and 1676 00:56:38,740 --> 00:56:42,060 then they rip his heart out and the heart you could hear it you could hear 1677 00:56:42,060 --> 00:56:46,580 the machete against the spinal cord like shit like that but the fact I've never 1678 00:56:46,580 --> 00:56:53,580 seen one where a guy's just like fucking Jesus Christ like I'm sorry that I have 1679 00:56:53,580 --> 00:56:58,540 emotions is this this fucking this was gross dude and his faces of death 1680 00:56:58,540 --> 00:57:02,420 series yeah I guess look out for sound off in the comments how much you want 1681 00:57:02,420 --> 00:57:08,140 Andy to review all the faces of death videos I might have to in fact there's 1682 00:57:08,140 --> 00:57:12,740 time until this even releases that by the time this comes out I maybe could 1683 00:57:12,740 --> 00:57:17,220 just have the rest of them we have to live with you every day I don't know if 1684 00:57:17,220 --> 00:57:21,100 that's a good idea you know what listen you know how I am like somebody says 1685 00:57:21,100 --> 00:57:24,340 something that I kindly vaguely even think is interesting and you know I'm 1686 00:57:24,340 --> 00:57:27,700 gonna run with it full steam and I don't look back or even think about the 1687 00:57:27,700 --> 00:57:31,500 consequences so now ladies and gentlemen now that you've listened to this please 1688 00:57:31,500 --> 00:57:38,140 enjoy my review because I'm just gonna add it on to this of the next four faces 1689 00:57:38,140 --> 00:57:43,220 of deaths enjoy and ladies and gentlemen that's gonna do it for my guests while 1690 00:57:43,220 --> 00:57:51,500 they leave and I go on my fucking journey let's give it up for Austin if I 1691 00:57:51,500 --> 00:57:57,100 would you know what if so many monkey brains to be here he drove three hours 1692 00:57:57,100 --> 00:58:03,900 and crashed right before getting here and his just his brain it's just that 1693 00:58:03,900 --> 00:58:08,500 the pink of his brain is smeared on the fucking sidewalk of right in front of my 1694 00:58:08,500 --> 00:58:14,980 apartment barrel peace and we have Michael who if I saw him in the middle of 1695 00:58:14,980 --> 00:58:19,500 a fucking Korean barbecue style restaurant I would take a mallet and 1696 00:58:19,500 --> 00:58:23,220 happily crack open a skull then a waiter would have to come up and pick 1697 00:58:23,220 --> 00:58:27,420 little pieces of bone fragment out of it well I scooped it out I don't care if 1698 00:58:27,420 --> 00:58:31,580 anyone else like that I need every bite just to consume your essence Larson 1699 00:58:31,580 --> 00:58:38,100 we're sorry everybody and I'm Andy I will never be the same ever again rice 1700 00:58:38,100 --> 00:58:45,820 and this has been the first part of the of the torture porn faces of death review 1701 00:58:45,820 --> 00:58:51,540 please enjoy now we've been fried we've been rice we've been disgusted disgusted 1702 00:58:51,540 --> 00:59:06,780 enjoy the rest I hope I did it all right bye