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I get the best of you, and you get the badest of me.

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Wahahahaha!

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And welcome to another exciting Seventeen Nights of Halloween with Fried RicePodcast.

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I am your terrifying host, Andy Rice.

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And with me as always are the ghouls that I can't get rid of.

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It's Austin, He, uh...

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got staked in the heart by a woman who thought he was a vampire, but it just didn't do enough damage, and now he's just a zombie kind of guy walking around,

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because that's sort of what he looks like, he's just the walking dead is what I'm trying to say, Pharaoh.

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Check me out on Zune.

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With me as always, it is Michael, he did a bunch of bad things, and the school...

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No, no, no, no, I was going to do the Freddy Krueger thing, but that's...

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And then I realized that he was like a predator, so never mind.

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I was going to say you look like a Freddy Krueger, but no, you don't have the same tragic backstory.

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It's Michael, when he was at summer camp as a child, he was neglected by his counselors, and they threw him in the lake, and ever since then he's been this rotting corpse that we call Larson.

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Better than what your counselors did to you.

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Oh Jesus. With us as always, it is Brandon.

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Dun-dun-dun-dun. Dun-dun-dun-dun. Dun-dun-dun-dun. Dun-dun-dun-dun. Dun-dun-dun-dun.

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He's Shipley up to Boston, he brings the joints we're lost in. He's definitely not Austin, it's Brandon Shipley.

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Dun-dun-dun-dun. Dun-dun-dun-dun. Dun-dun-dun-dun. Dun-dun-dun-dun.

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I didn't realize I opened Pandora's Box by starting a musical episode at one point.

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Yeah you fucking did.

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Should have saved that for the monsters episode.

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Oh we're doing it every time. That's just his intro for these Halloween specials.

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And today, tonight, ladies and gentlemen, we are doing the one that I put my thumb on the scale to make sure was one of our special themed days and that is the Stephen King Day.

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Welcome. Oh I'm excited guys because the rules of these special days ladies and gentlemen are very simple.

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We pick a theme. In this case it was Stephen King.

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Next week it will be something, or tomorrow it will be something different and the following day it will be something different and every day you're going to get something new and fresh from us.

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And what's great about these is that we pick a theme and then each one of us can pick any movie from any streaming platform across anywhere we can find it and pick whatever we want.

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And so today it's Stephen King. And Stephen King, one of the most prolific writers, absolutely one of the most well known horror writers of all time.

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He's written a whopping I think over 67 novels. He's written 12 short story collections. He's written screenplays. He's written short poems I think.

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He's written songs. He's written books with his sons who are also popular writers.

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Some other dude named Richard?

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He was Richard Bachman. Richard Bachman was him. He had a pseudonym that came out with books that were awesome. The Running Man, thinner.

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Fucking movies you've seen and heard of. That was his just side projects because Stephen King, the deal that he made with whatever devil he made it with did him fucking solid.

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Speaking of cannot die, yeah.

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Yeah, he's now speaking of, oh yeah, you could try to kill him, van from the mid 90s because he got hit by a van. It was reported everywhere that Stephen King was dead.

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The nation mourned, but guess what? Stephen King cannot die because his own creation, Roland from the Dark Tower showed up and saved his life. You think I'm lying? I'm not. Go read Dark Tower. I think it's number four where that happens.

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He makes all my grandma's favorite books.

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Yes.

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He has all the physical copies of his book and she moved in with my stepdad and he's like, she has so many goddamn Stephen King books. Do you want any of them since you like reading all of a sudden?

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Yeah, I'll take Cell. That's the only one I really want.

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Okay, well he's written so many good books besides just Cell, which I also think is pretty good. He is, he's amazing. He lives in Maine, which you will know if you've read pretty much anything he's ever written. He's written horror. He's written comedy. He's written fantasy. He's written, he wrote the Shawshank fucking redemption.

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Not the movie, but he wrote Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank redemption, which is a short story. He wrote the Green Mile, which came out episodically in chapters, which is a weird way to release a book. He wrote a book called On Writing, which if you're an aspiring writer, you should read. It's not only an autobiography, but it's also him on how he became who he is today. He's amazing. He narrates his own books sometimes on audiobooks. He is awesome. I love him so much. And the beauty of this is I have no idea what movie you guys picked.

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You guys picked. So hold on. I forgot to hit record. On the phone. That's okay. It's only five minutes. Only the most epic intro to Stephen King, I think, of all time. I love him so much. There's a quote from an audiobook rental place that was next to the Blockbuster where I grew up. There was an audiobook rental place where you rented audiobooks. It was fucking revolutionary. It loved it. And on the walls, they had that like semi-transparent sort of

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the best way I can describe it is like the frosted kind of images that you put on a window or whatever, like on a window. So it's like, you know, it's like a sure it's just a vinyl that they put on. But it was a huge Stephen King head and a quote from him. And it was if I'm if I'm not misquoting, it's very similar to I have the heart of an eight year old boy. It's sitting in a jar on my desk. And I'm like, this fucking guy is so dope. Love him. So

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we're going to start with the one who gave away what his movie was already. Austin. Yeah. All right. What movie did you bring? Oh, what we're going to do is this is a rapid fire. We're bringing up what movie we what movie we watched. We're going to make some some notes about it. Fire through all the notes and read it. Yeah. And then we're going to give it a rating based on our rating system of B being our absolute highest tier that we possibly can give anything that to be allows us to watch. But we're extending it. I know outside the to be realm, but we're still going to rate it B through W B through

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F. That's your standard grading system. And then we reserve a special place in hell right next to spawn grieving about his fucking wife is the W and the W is a waste of fucking time. It's an absolute awful badge to have from us. The most reliable critics on the planet.

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Critics of such hits as Steel is S tier and battlefield earth is a masterpiece and die hard gets a B. So all right. So Austin, what'd you pick? And give us your take. Yeah, I always wanted to read the book. So fuck. Yeah, I just I remember my grandma had that giant collection of all those books and I was the only one that like stuck out to me because I had cell phone with blood on it. Oh, hell yeah. And so I'm like, I'm going to go with that.

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I'm going to go get it and I go to Barnes and Noble and it's like the paperback, but they like updated it. So now it's like a touchscreen phone with blood on it. Oh, so so wait, the phone that you had on your grandma's one was like a what? It's all T9. It's like an old flip silver flip phone like crappy one, not even a razor or earlier than that. Oh, that's so funny. So he wrote this on the flip phone when he was thinking cell phones are still like a terrifying concept, which I mean, which is interesting because they made the movie sell quite a bit of

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it later. Yeah, and there's they kind of fill in some holes with that. But I just like the the opening of the book. We'll get into this in book club, but I'm going to bring this up right now. We are going to cover this in book club. There's three quotes in the beginning of the book. And it's the id will not stand for a delay in gratification. It always feels the tension of the unfulfilled urge. And that's a quote by Sigmund Freud. Well, that's a good one. Then this one, human aggression is instinctual. Humans have not evolved any ritualized aggression inhibiting mechanisms of

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humanism to ensure the survival of the species. For this reason, man is considered a very dangerous animal. That's like Conrad Lorenz. And then the third quote is Can you hear me now by Verizon?

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Very good. Very good. I'm really happy with that one. And then I watched the movie. I'm sorry. I really shot the book after the book after the book. OK, of course, I read the book in three days. Cool. The entire thing. And it was really good. Really fucked good book. But yes, so well, my first note was I always look for Andes in movies, which I suggest we all do. How many Andes are in this movie? Sure.

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I encourage that it's a drinking game. You can't just scroll through the end credits. It has to be either like the opening credits in the beginning, a character or an actor or an actor's name. Oh, wait. Oh, so you're not just referring to you see someone who's like OCD and kind of unpleasant. That's another that's an Andy. That counts as an Andy. He's not a background player back back months ago when we did What About Bob? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Bob. But that's an end. That counts as an Andy. Got it, Bob. What about Bob? Man, it's been so long. Maybe the teenager.

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And yeah, so the music supervisor in this movie is Andy Ross, which is very close to Andy Rice. Oh, yeah.

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There's so it's basically did you like reread this book for the book club we're going to do or do you just remember it really well?

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I remember some of it. So, yeah. So this is this the movie is like if they asked you to write the movie based on memory, they asked you to repeat the book because they just they miss so many things.

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Like it starts with him in a book. It starts with him on the street in the movie. He's at an airport and throughout the whole book, he has his portfolio with him with all his comic book art.

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No portfolio. He fucking ditches it right in the beginning. Like, fuck it. I don't need that. Makes sense. His wife's still a bitch and his wife still dies.

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OK, except in the book, he fucking beats his zombie wife, which is awesome. They didn't put that in here for understandable reasons. There's a character, Tom McCourt, in the book who is a gay man in this.

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He is black and he is also Samuel L. Jackson. So not gay at all. There's a part he's in the airport. He tries to go down to the trams and the trams won't go.

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And he's like, I'm leaving. And then this fucking brod out dudes like, I'm coming. Deuces, bro. And he fucking gets murdered with an axe five minutes later.

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Which is awesome. OK, cool. Then we get to a part where since the book is old and the movie is newer, they're like, what about text?

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He's like, I got to text my wife, Samuel Jackson. Give me your phone. He texts his wife to see if she's OK. And the message he gets back. I laughed out loud. It's just a bunch of like ASTF.

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Oh, yeah, yeah. Scrambled. Oh, it's scrambled. I thought she was a zombie. She texted him back.

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There's a theme of the zombies walking around, like just eating random food and being sort of being aggressive, being aggressive towards each other and then other people and then not.

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And then randomly eating food and doing normal things like fixing their glasses. They're showing that the zombies walking through the street, all these extras.

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And there's just a chick walking around with a jar of mayonnaise.

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Well, bombing it. But that's because the zombies sort of evolved, right? Well, slowly. But this is like right in the beginning. They did not do the book justice.

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But it just reminded me there's a video of some guy just filming a chick on a bus just eating out of a jar of mayonnaise.

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I was like, oh, it's a girl. They go to a house. This is the thing in the book that there's like a neighbor that has all these like essentially like NRA stickers on his truck.

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And you could just tell that their house is like, well, we don't call 911. And they're like, oh, I'm bet you this guy's got some guns in there.

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So if they're all dead, we can get their guns. So it's like he turns to Samuel Jackson, who has a crowbar.

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And he's like, hey, just go up and knock and ask him, see if anyone's home. He's like, I'm a black man with a crowbar. Hell no. I ain't doing that.

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I'm like, cool. Samuel Jackson is still Samuel Jackson in this movie.

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There's a whole thing where the zombies use music to recharge. They sleep during the daytime.

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Don't they sleep together? Yeah, they all sleep in these big groups and they play music.

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And normally it's because they have all these boomboxes around them. They just gather and play easy listening music.

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Yeah, this one they're just laying in the fields, opening their mouths. And that's where you hear the music coming out of is their mouth.

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Oh, that's kind of cool. They just removed the boombox. That's kind of cool.

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They're like transmitters of music. But the song that they used in the movie, like they named all the songs.

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Oh, that's, you know, easy listening, you know, Frank Sinatra or whatever.

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And this one, they chose the fucking troll song.

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You have to hear that song for a full seven minutes while they're talking about it. Is it the, ooh, you touched my troll.

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No, no, no, no, no, no. The one where the Russian guy, it's like a meme.

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It's like some of, hey, look what Trump did. And you go and it's just this guy going, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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Because they're just picking up, like, random radio signal from wherever.

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It's like something they're all listening to and it's transmitted to them in the movie, which is dumb.

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I mean, it's zombies.

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But yeah, bad choice of song for that because it's a meme and you just hear it throughout the whole thing.

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They decide to, which is the same thing in the book, is that they're going to get a gas truck and like park it right in the middle of this field with zombies laying down and then blow it up.

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Which is fucked up. But the entire time he's driving over the zombies to get in the middle of the field spraying gas and we're all to,

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Which I do think was a pretty cool plan until you realize that the zombies are sort of gaining sentience.

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Like in the book, I know that the zombies are becoming almost sentient.

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They kind of say words, they go from grunts to words. Yeah, like they start attacking people less.

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They're like forming society. Are they zombies though? Yeah, well, I mean they are because they're, if you consider 28 Days Later, rage zombies to be zombies.

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But do they die before they become zombies or they just become, is it like a rage sickness more than zombies?

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Well, we're getting to that because after, so they kill, they're at this, where this is all happening, where they blow up all the zombies is that the school they find and there's just a kid and this old headmaster and another little boy old man thing for you to have a problem with, Andy.

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Whoa. I always, wait, okay, first off, that makes it sound like I have a problem with every old man, young boy in a movie type situation.

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But I think that if you look at movies like The Giver, I guess that seems to be more of like an appropriate friendship or relationship.

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Another Harrison Ford, I guess Ender's Game. I'm just going to keep naming Harrison Ford movies where he's...

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I'm just plowing through it because I'm going to talk more about the Temple of Doom.

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But the head had a way better like character arc and a story and they just blow up. They just have them get impaled by the exploding truck, which I thought, we'll talk more.

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Wait, who gets impaled? The headmaster. Of the zombies, okay.

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Yeah, but he plays like a way bigger part of the book. Okay.

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But then they, this is where it starts to get fucking, okay, now they're not following the book anymore.

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This is just, oh, let's call it Cell because cell phone make zombie.

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But they go to this weird bar where these people are just still living like it's the old days.

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There's like three of them in a bar and he starts talking about, yeah, I'm a fucking bitch wife, you know.

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I tried so hard to be a comic book artist and then when we broke up, I would just go to the bar, smoke weed and listen to Norwegian Death Metal.

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And I was like, what the fuck is going on in this movie?

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John Hughes access that? Yeah.

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And then he's still looking for his son. He gets to his house. His son leaves a note like on a piece of paper in the book outside the door.

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In this one, he goes to the refrigerator and this kid makes the note in refrigerator magnets.

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I'm like, you do not have enough letters to make that whole takes up the whole freezer door.

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Like you always run out of letters trying to make either a mega pack on Amazon that was like enough letters to write blood like fucking letters or like enough letters to write full sentences or or they bought multiple packs or some bullshit.

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And why not write a letter? And there's like a lead zombie.

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And he's like, yeah, he's he's the same thing in the book. Where's a Harvard jacket, blah, blah, blah.

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But the way he spoke to John Cusack in his dream was John Cusack walking through the bathroom and he just sees a zombie getting head from some chick from like behind.

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And she's like, oh, oh, he's like leaning over it.

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Then he turns around his face on that. He's like, yeah.

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And then he wakes up. That does not happen in the fucking book at all.

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Like, why? Hey, sex in there. Yeah, that was for Mike.

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Mike needed some sort of titties, titties, whatever. My last note is what the fuck?

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Oh, there's a part. They didn't need to do this.

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But they run into these people that are like survivors like them, which are sort of loosely based off the people in the book.

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The end, the whole end part of the book was this guy they find. He has a school bus and he takes John Cusack away from everyone. It was like, when the time comes, call the number and here's the cell phone.

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And then he shoots himself in the head. And it's like a whole mind. We'll get into that in book club. I don't want to.

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OK, I'm almost done here. Yeah.

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But fucking instead of shooting himself does all the same stuff. He blows himself up with a suicide vest.

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And I'm like, you wasted all the budget you could have used for the explosion at the end of the movie.

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Oh, that didn't happen. But they used it for this guy killing himself. Use a bullet. Why waste all that seaport just to blow yourself up?

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Because they didn't give you the final explosion. They did not. It ends completely different.

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So what do you rate it? I'll rate it one bar of reception. So an F minus.

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F minus one bar of reception out of five bars of reception. I saw cells years ago. Was that was that?

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Sam Jackson, John Cusack. Yeah, I saw it years ago. I can't remember, though, if they didn't do Alice, right?

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They fucking did. Was he involved in it at all? Was Stephen King involved? I don't know.

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It's based on the book. No, but I mean, a lot of the times on the movies, he just signed a piece of paper.

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Sometimes he might have been a cameo. Yeah, but a lot of times he is involved in the screenplay writing as well.

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I was just like the whole movie. I was like, the book is so much better. It sounds like what he was not involved with.

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That's how you do a book movie wrong. Scanner Darkly is how you do a book movie correctly.

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And I'll tell you what, ladies and gentlemen, that excites you. What he just said.

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Well, you can listen to Wednesday Night Book Club. Months ago, these must have come out where we have covered both the Scanner Darkly

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and Cell, which is another Stephen King book that I've done for the show. Because I've done quite a few Stephen Kings now.

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Yeah, we did Scanner Darkly a few weeks ago. Well, yeah, but it's going to be cool to read the book now that I've given myself a couple of weeks to get the movie.

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But I am going to read the book thinking of cartoons, rotoscoped people the whole time.

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I usually watch the movie after. I read the book. If I like the movie, I'll read the book more often than I read the book than the movie.

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It depends. If I like a movie and then find out that it's based on a book, I will watch. I'll do it in that order, I guess.

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But if I know that there's a movie coming out that's based on a concept that sounds interesting and I know that there's a book, I know the book's going to be better.

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So I read that immediately. So like Ender's Game, I saw that there was a picture of Ender's Game. I saw Harrison Ford and the kid who played Ender.

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And they were in space suits. And it was like based on this young adult space book that you've never heard that I've never heard of.

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So I was like, what's Ender's Game? And so I look it up. I read Ender's Game. I'm fucking blown away because it's what a cool book.

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He's a bit of a fucking weird other guy that wrote it. But other than that, that's a fucking dope ass book.

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Book before the movie is definitely the best way. You know how you watch you watch things or listen to audiobooks like Two Times Speed?

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Yeah. This if they do it bad, if they do the movie bad, fucking you watch the movie and then you read the book. It feels like you're watching the movie at like point oh one speed.

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I just want to be over the book. Yeah, if you read the book first, then you watch the movie.

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You can see the directors trying to make a movie out of a book that you just read. You could see the choices they have to cut.

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You can see the actors that they chose to portray. You could see what they took, what you saw and interpreted and what they saw could have been a differently interpreted.

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That's what makes sometimes a movie experience more interesting. If you're not going to do as much suspense of disbelief and you want to actually see it as a comparison of the book.

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But there are movies that's like if The Matrix was based on a book, which it is based on a lot of different source like source material.

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But if it was based specifically on a book, if there's a book called The Matrix, I would still tell people to go watch The Matrix because The Matrix is one of the most visually pleasing movies you can watch.

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And you can read all day long about how cool action is and you can put it in your head what a fight scene looks like and what all this kind of like graphics in your mind would look like.

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And they are theoretically more mind blowing than what's capable of being done.

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But you might not be creative enough to come up with a cool fight like I'm not creative enough to come up with John Wick style fucking deaths. Right.

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Like if I my mind and reading a like reading a book and it's like then the dude kicked him off the thing. I'm not like why we all watch for your art.

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They're the way they come up with the interesting deaths. We wouldn't come up with. Yeah, that's fun.

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So that's why I do it the opposite way though. That's sort of what I was getting at. I do it the opposite way with the books because I'm always disappointed by the movie.

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If I read the book first, whereas if I read the I feel like I'm always ramping up, I read the I watch the movie. I don't mind if they make more out of it with the I don't mind if they do a little change at the end like some big reveal at the end.

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It's like, oh, instead of this, they did that. So it's oh, it's a nice little surprise like a little Jack in the box kind of.

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I'm not mad at that. Well, you can listen to more comparisons between sell the book and the movie when we do what the Wednesday book club and also scanner darkly and also others.

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I did a comparison for the chocolate war. I read both chocolate war beyond the chocolate war and watch the movie and talked about some of the differences there.

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So if you're interested in that Robert Cormier book, you can look at that as well. Plug for Wednesday.

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That book book spooky Wednesday that book book is this is Halloween. All right. Moving on with Stephen King Day calling it spook club was too problematic.

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Oh, damn it. It's good. But it's like it's like but it's problematic. We mean spooky. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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I mean, that sucks that we can't use it. But yeah, and it was our idea. Up next is our oldest and most closest to death member Michael Larson.

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What what did you pick for Stephen King Day? Well, this got to be an interesting week because I did two movies. You did two movies.

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Well, one of his teams, Stephen King movies are there. Oh, geez. Oh, so 60 maybe. I don't know. There's a lot. There's a lot. Well, because there's multiple like they did it twice.

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Right. So like sometimes, you know, there's like four or five versions of it. Yeah. Oh, I was looking through the screen when I was looking at this story gets to that.

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How many versions of everything? There's not just that. The dead zone. Two movies and TV series. Yeah. So what did you pick on and on?

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The first thing I did, which was on a whim, because I just wanted to be different. I've watched a Stephen King. What I thought was a Stephen King thing, maybe be tangentially involved called You Can't Kill Stephen King.

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Okay. Okay. 2012. And it is the listen, this is going to be very short on that. Okay. Because that's why I chose to watch another one, because it turns out it's not Stephen King at all.

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It's a story about a bunch of kids who go they want to go try and find Stephen King and medium and stuff. And I like it. And the town. It's a great setup.

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It's but it's what they use as a theme for just a typical teen horror slasher. That reminds me of the whole thing months and months ago when we talked about the people hunting down Bill Murray. Yeah.

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We did that one documentary. Yes. Yeah. Barely remember that. And it matches the name of our other episode, which is like, damn, it's been like almost a year now. You cannot kill Michael Larson. David Arquette. Or You Cannot Kill David Arquette.

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Okay. So in this, it's just a group of fans visit a lake where Stephen King has and starts they start getting killed off one at a time. It's just. Who's the killer? Everyone is the killer. The whole town is the killer is what it turns out.

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Are they protecting Stephen King? No, yes, they're protecting Stephen King. Stephen King doesn't like business. They get into all those things. I kind of like it. I might watch this. It's fun. It's a horrible movie, but it's fun. It's like if we got together and made a movie. Yeah, no, I kind of I kind of dig. Yeah, I kind of dig how the feel it has a group of people trying to meet Stephen King. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sort of this is my like cult leader and just has a whole town under his control. So what I wait some some wait some chick the other day used she was referencing a movie.

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And she said that she it's like, oh, it was like a cottage like real cottage core. And I was like, ooh, cottage core is a good word for like the aesthetic of like the whole cottage, you know, thing. And I'm thinking like Stephen King trying to find Stephen King and getting murdered along the way core is kind of my vibe. Cottage core. Is that like just metal about peasants like metal about a nice fireplace and wood to chop? But I could really see you making this movie. It's one of those. Yeah, it sounds literally. Here's what I wrote. It's what you'd get if you fed a pig.

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I got a bunch of film school dropouts, nothing but Bud Light and and Stephen King Cliff notes for months. Love it. It's like just it's that movie. I got hard right now. Yeah, exactly. It's fun. That's what this movie would be. This is what I wrote. This movie would be fantastic as a group watch with a bunch of Stephen King fan friends. But make fun of stuff. There's a lot of little references. There's a boat. This thing takes place on a lake. There's a boat. Of course, what's the boat's name? Christine. Oh, it's that. It's just that the whole movie.

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Does someone have a dog named Cujo? Yes, there's a dog. Oh, fuck it. All right. Hold on. Is there is there a orgy? A weird orgy? Is there is there that in the next movie? Is there a clown? There is a clown. OK, do they do black clown and it's is there a mist? There's always a fog. Yes, of course. Is there sounds like an amusement park? More. It's what it is. Listen, it sounds like the last amusement park you ever go to. Sounds amazing, bro. It's it's

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fun. I don't know. I would go to Stephen. I would go to Stephen. Amazing is not the right word. I'm glad we chose Stephen King Day and not like James Patterson Day or John Christian Day. It's kind of agonizing to watch by yourself, though.

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As you're to watch it, it's it's it's not a good movie. It would be a fun movie to MSP. You know, it's got you. So do you have a rating for it? Yeah, I have a rating. What does it say on the rating on that first one?

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I think it's B through W. Oh, I forgot you changed it back. It changes every week on this one. Oh, no, no, no. It's not how many Stephen King.

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Yeah. How many? How many A.D. hard on's did you just list off? How many members of the orgy?

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It's how many orgy? It's a one. It's a one. And it's a one and a half. No, I think one and a half is what. So we have one and a half.

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One and a half. One and a half. One and a half. Kitten plane tickets to Maine plane tickets to Maine.

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Yes. Then that was my pick. And then I got you know what? Thursday night, nothing to do. Granddaughter's there.

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We always watch a movie of some sort. So I go, I'm going to let her pick. So then we go through and we start just going on my television as the front screen that does through all the surface.

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Right. And this was not my pick. My pick would have been something completely different. My granddaughter picked this got really interesting.

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It is basically we're basing it on the little part at the beginning. You know, it gives you the little synopsis in the thing and the synopsis of this one.

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Horror film. Last two survivors of vampire shape shifting species that feed on the life force of human female birds.

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Wait, hold on. Sleeping Beauty's. Yeah, no, not sleeping. Shape shifting. Hold on. What was the what was the what was the synopsis?

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The synopsis. The last two survivors of vampiric shape shifting species feed on the life force of human female virgins.

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First time King wrote a screenplay intended for the screen first. This was not a book. OK.

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So that was the description and the post where I got the statement. But called Sleepwalkers. Sleepwalkers. I had never heard of it. It's 1992.

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Well, I don't even know where to begin on because.

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Having had my 11 year old granddaughter pick it out and my wife watching it with me and we're sitting on the couch and you know most Stephen King stuff scary, but not you know, it's not horrific for kids.

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They're they can do. Tell Stephen even had a kid had kids series. But this movie opens opens with a full on incest scene between mother and son.

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Oh, and I don't mean a little. I mean, that's what the movie is about. That is the plot of this movie.

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So you are watching a movie with your 11 year old daughter. Granddaughter, granddaughter, daughter, about a mother and son fucking.

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Yes, and for an hour and a half, she sat there the whole time, watched it with you. Yes, it's the theme of the movie.

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What was the scary part? Oh, it gets scary. Well, scary. They're shape shifting vampire creatures.

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We're going to go to jail. Here's the basis of the story. The mother is going to die because she hasn't eaten.

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They feed on the souls of virgins. The son has to go get a virgin, eat the virgin soul to the mother so she can stay alive.

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Oh, yeah. That's the theme of the movie. And do they feed by fucking? But they well, they begin by fucking before they're feeding.

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No, that's that's just the beginning of the movie. Oh, and I don't mean it's just the beginning.

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Come on, son. Exactly. It is exactly that. That is exactly the scene.

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You know what? I don't want to go to Stephen King's little town. Yeah, this movie is insane.

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The story is in this was just like, it's not going to be a book for him. It's like if you put Twilight cat people in a truckload of catnip into a blender.

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Just that's what Stephen King wrote. It is. And as I as I got to thinking about it and watching it, I really made me question a lot of things about Stephen King.

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This is kind of a recurring theme, isn't it? With Stephen King and bombs? No, this is Stephen King's animal.

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So nine inch nails. They wanted to get dropped from their label, so they made the song animal and it became a giant hit.

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No, it is straight up mom fucking. It's not there's no like it's not just alluded to.

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There is straight up mom fucking. They've literally the opening scene is straight up.

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Just mom into the bedroom. Let's that's what I'm saying. I'm thinking I'm thinking you I'm going to put this conspiracy out there maybe.

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But I think he got pushed contractually. They're like you have to write a movie like a screenplay for a movie and he didn't want to.

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So he wrote this is like, OK, so it starts with this guy fucking his mom. Yeah, we're going to zoom in.

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We zoom in on a mother's asshole as it's flopping up and down on her son's erect dick.

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We then as she's choking on his tongue.

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And we're going to do like a two girls, one cup, but it's going to be with souls instead of poop. Yeah, I hate that.

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I will say this about the movie. It's now completely downright uncomfortable.

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It's a downright uncomfortable movie to watch. Yeah, it sounds uncomfortable. Yeah, a lot of cats.

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OK, the cats are the thing that they're afraid of, even though they're cat people, they're vampire cat people.

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OK, and but cats fuck them up. If a cat scratches them, it's like it fucks them up. It'll kill them.

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That's their weaknesses of amputation.

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There's some stupid deaths in it, of course, like the porn cop in the back, just dumb, creative.

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It's not downright. It's not boring.

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There's some, you know, stuff like amazing exploding bullets in it that they do.

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The lady shoots a car just like through the windshield with just a regular gun, two cars with a regular gun.

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OK, the mom, love it. It's it's that kind of stupid, but uncomfortably stupid.

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Stephen King, don't watch with your kid, don't watch with you.

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Actually, don't watch, you know, just don't watch.

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OK, what do you give it as a grade out of out of out of five vampire pussies?

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I gave it to mangy shape shifting cats to mangy ship shape shifting cats out of five.

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It's just straight up incest.

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I have lots of questions about Stephen King's relationship with his mother and father,

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which there was none with his father.

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I found out, too, you know, he left when he was two, went to get cigarettes when he was two, never came back.

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And it was obviously very close with mom. Single mom raised him.

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Well, hey, don't shit on Stephen.

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He wrote this, not me.

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It's a screenplay. Do you think the guy that wrote?

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I just know those are the things that are in my head.

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He wanted to get out of it.

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He wanted to get out of making this movie.

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I want it out of this movie.

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Really? It was because of the way we found it going through her picking out of the 67 things on it.

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I had paid three dollars for this piece.

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Oh, my God. You bought it.

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Mike, you could have went to Pornhub and just typed in stepson or stepmom or whatever.

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I got it. Save yourself the time.

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So one money. So great.

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But you know, let's save some time.

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You know, listen, it actually unlike a lot of stuff we've done, made money.

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It was a 15 million dollar movie that made 30 million.

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What the fuck? Yeah.

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He was beside himself.

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It's like, Jesus, but the cameos in it, the cameos in it.

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That's the thing that I got out of it.

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Two things. The two stars are allergic to cats and there's cats everywhere in this movie.

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It's a letter. There are cats.

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There are so many. Oh, the stars themselves are allergic.

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Yes. And the two stars. Oh, that's how do you say her name?

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Magic and Amic. I think is it and matchstick matchstick Maggie.

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And you're saying Matt Mad Max Madchen Amic.

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A magic magic magic.

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The only movie in the world that has Stephen King and Clive Barker in the same scene.

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Oh, Clive Barker.

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He's another writer, director guy, writer.

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So, yes, Stephen King plays. There's a lot of cameos.

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Stephen King plays a graveyard caretaker.

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Clive Barker is a forensic technician.

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John Landis, Toby Hooper.

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Oh, and Mark Hamill. Oh, very cool.

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Is it for like literally 30 seconds? Is this pre or post slipstream?

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1992, 92 post.

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So this is after the success of slipstream.

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Yeah, I'll fucking do the incest movie. I don't care.

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I got to repair my career.

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Listen, this this could have been on board.

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It was that. Yeah.

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Yeah, it was that graphic.

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Good tits, Mike.

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Good tits. Were there tits?

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Listen, I didn't even know I could. It was hard to watch.

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I don't know. I don't remember if there were.

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I couldn't really look at the screen.

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There was a lot of that side ass boob stuff.

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You know what I mean? Yeah.

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This must have been really uncomfortable.

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It was very uncomfortable with my wife.

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Don't watch with your wife and grandchildren.

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I'm definitely not going to pull this up on my phone in the bathroom.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Hey, grandma, I've got a movie we can watch.

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Don't get any ideas.

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I can't get my grandma to watch anything.

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So Mike was a one and a half and a two out of fives for his two movies.

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Yeah. Brennan.

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What did you pick? Give it to Mike. Mike.

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Well, Mike definitely made me feel better about my pick.

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Oh, turn him up a bit. Yeah, Jesus.

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Are you like magnetizing the microphones or something?

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Keep breaking our shit, bro.

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So, yeah, I was trying to figure out what I was going to pick,

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and I just wanted to go with classic ones that I've seen.

322
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,760
But my wife kind of convinced me to watch one I haven't seen.

323
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:43,200
Oh, OK.

324
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:46,440
So she sent me a trailer to a movie that's on Netflix.

325
00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:49,680
Watch the trailer. Look great.

326
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:51,640
Watch the movie. It's called Mr.

327
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:54,520
Harrigan's phone. Oh, shit.

328
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:56,480
Yeah, it just came out, I think, last year.

329
00:38:56,480 --> 00:39:00,480
Yeah. So it's that's the is that the boy?

330
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:03,240
Well, OK, but based on a short story

331
00:39:03,720 --> 00:39:07,480
in one of his collections, short stories called Mr. Harrigan's phone.

332
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:08,760
Yeah, I love that short story.

333
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:11,520
Yeah, I could imagine the short stories much better than the film

334
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,000
because the film kind of felt stretched.

335
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,640
Yeah, it felt it felt stretched very much stretched.

336
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:21,480
Oh, like, yeah, OK, because the book is the short story is not that complicated.

337
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:25,160
I can imagine it's like a like maybe a 30 minute read.

338
00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:27,040
Boy gets cell phone that's

339
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:29,880
potentially communicating from the dead.

340
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:33,480
And then in the in the movie, basically, it starts out like he's a kid.

341
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:35,960
And then Mr. Harrigan's an old man.

342
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:37,360
He's a billionaire.

343
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:41,240
And this is like right before cell phones like or at least

344
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:44,960
smartphones. And

345
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:46,160
he's he's getting old.

346
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:49,440
So he hires the kid to come over and read to him twice a week.

347
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:51,960
And the kid starts doing it.

348
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:55,240
And then he continues to do it as he grows older, starts high school.

349
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:58,960
And like, you know, Mr. Harrigan's get older and he's like, you know,

350
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:00,160
why do you continue to do this?

351
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:01,680
He's like, well, I actually enjoy our time.

352
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:03,800
I enjoy our conversations like all of that.

353
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:06,040
Seeing their relationship and bond was kind of cool.

354
00:40:06,720 --> 00:40:09,440
And then he introduces them to iPhones.

355
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:14,200
He gets him an iPhone and kind of shows him how to work the iPhone.

356
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:16,280
And kind of shows him the stock market and everything.

357
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:19,640
I remember that. And so he gets into the phone and then

358
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:24,720
kind of like predicts like where the phone is going to take human,

359
00:40:24,720 --> 00:40:26,440
you know, where it's going to take us.

360
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:27,960
He's like, it's going to be the downfall of man.

361
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:30,200
Like it's going to lead to this, this and that.

362
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:33,040
Like it's all free now, but it's all going to cost later.

363
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:34,960
And then he ends up dying.

364
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:38,880
And the kid like, you know, takes his phone and buries it with like puts him

365
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:43,840
in his casket as at his grave or funeral because it's like a symbol of his

366
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:46,040
symbol of their friendship, the symbol of their friendship.

367
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:49,240
Hey, I got you this phone because I remember when he got the phone,

368
00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:50,240
he's like, wait a minute.

369
00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:53,960
I can just look at stocks as they're live trading on the like,

370
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:58,000
like I can see up to minute like I don't have to call my broker

371
00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:59,640
it to go do a thing anymore.

372
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:02,520
Like it revolutionized his thought of like a business.

373
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:04,240
What what phones are capable of?

374
00:41:04,240 --> 00:41:07,480
I know he thought it was evil, but at the same time, he saw their potential.

375
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:08,640
Yeah, the tool of it all.

376
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:09,600
He's like, it's all free.

377
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:11,200
It's like, well, how this is weird.

378
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:13,360
Like, you know, but he yeah, he learns to love it.

379
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:17,000
And like they have basically they end up setting up ringtone for each other

380
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,360
with the same song.

381
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:20,360
It's old classics on.

382
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:23,400
I forget. Stand by your man.

383
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:28,360
So like after he dies, like the kid has a rough day and he like calls his cell

384
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:29,480
phone and leaves a voicemail.

385
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:30,760
He's like, I had a really hard day.

386
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:33,280
Like this happened.

387
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:37,440
And like, you know, he gets a text immediately back and it's like three

388
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:40,640
his three letters and then another like two letters.

389
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:41,600
And he was like, what?

390
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:44,360
This is weird and like trying to figure it out.

391
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:47,240
Then he gets bullied and gets attacked by a bully.

392
00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:48,760
And then he calls the phone again.

393
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:49,880
And he's like, I got bullied today.

394
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:52,440
I wish you were here to give me some advice or something.

395
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:56,680
And then that same night, the bully dies mysteriously.

396
00:41:56,680 --> 00:42:02,880
And like it happens a couple other times, but it's a very long, kind of slow movie.

397
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:04,400
But it was interesting.

398
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:08,800
Now, I did notice the actors were was is it Christopher?

399
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:11,320
Boy, who's the main old guy?

400
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:13,360
Uh, Kiefer Sutherland's dad.

401
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:16,000
So Donald Sutherland, who just died.

402
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,160
Yeah. Yeah.

403
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:18,240
He was. Oh, shit.

404
00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:23,640
You think that that actor who played the kid is getting text messages from Donald Sutherland?

405
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:25,000
Could you imagine?

406
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:28,440
He might like he looks at his cell phone and like, I don't know where he is.

407
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:29,840
Ah, yeah.

408
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:32,520
Oh, fuck. Yeah, I would at least once.

409
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:34,280
The weirdos that watch this show.

410
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:35,960
Yeah. Change.

411
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:40,560
All you have to do is change Donald Sutherland, like the name in his phone to your name is

412
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:42,640
Donald Sutherland or whatever, then start texting from it.

413
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:44,000
But well, he had his name as well.

414
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,480
It was months ago that he died.

415
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:48,120
So, yeah, yeah.

416
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:50,800
Yeah, yeah, it was a little. Yeah, I don't know.

417
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:53,600
He's an old man, though. Well, R.I.P. Yeah.

418
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:55,080
But it was it was a slow movie.

419
00:42:55,080 --> 00:43:02,160
It was kind of a buildup with just kind of a lackluster ending.

420
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:06,520
As I got to the end, I definitely Mike, I heard Mike in my head like Stephen King

421
00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:08,600
doesn't know how to write the ending of the movie.

422
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:13,360
But like I could imagine that as the short story, it was probably much better.

423
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:15,680
It was much more of an impactful ending.

424
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:19,560
But they stretched it out to like an hour and 45 minute movie.

425
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:21,400
It just felt long. Yeah.

426
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:22,680
That's kind of the point we were making earlier.

427
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:25,280
Just so what do you give it as a grade?

428
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:28,280
I'd give it a two, a two.

429
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:30,360
What bars?

430
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:37,760
Two stock exchanges, two stocks, two points of stock.

431
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:43,080
Speaking of endings on all our movies, I want to say I will say this for Sleepwalkers.

432
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:46,480
It actually did have an ending. It's one of the rarest Stephen Kings.

433
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:48,640
It ends. They all die like they're supposed to.

434
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:54,000
It's kind of it's written for the movie, you can tell, because he does like close it out.

435
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:58,320
It's written as a screenplay, has a beginning, middle and it's it actually has the form.

436
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:01,480
I think what happens with the books is when they try and make them into movies,

437
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:05,040
because book writing is different than movie writing

438
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:10,160
and they just don't know what to do at the end, I think, in movies a lot of times with Stephen King stuff.

439
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:16,120
It's kind of interesting. Like what was your movie? Cell. Ending?

440
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:21,600
Oh, the ending is good, but it is it is one of the ones that leaves it up to interpretation.

441
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:27,680
I'm going to say this. I think that the conspiracy that Stephen King has bad endings

442
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:32,400
was made by James Patterson and Dean Koontz a long time ago.

443
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:36,520
He doesn't have bad endings. They just put out a little bad press and that's it.

444
00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:41,920
The other movies I wanted to pick definitely have great endings. Stand By Me, The Green Mile.

445
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:44,960
Those were like my other two picks. My mom pushed me to watch Pet Sematary.

446
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:49,880
Pet Sematary. It's not horror stuff. It does great endings.

447
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:53,120
Yeah. Well, we're at 45 minutes. I'm going to get into mine.

448
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:56,840
So I watched. I watched. It's a good one.

449
00:44:56,840 --> 00:45:02,040
Yeah, no, no, no, for sure. So I watched Carrie and I watched Carrie.

450
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:07,320
And I watched Carrie the musical and I watched The Rage, Carrie 2.

451
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:11,120
And I watched the first episode of The Carrie Diaries.

452
00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:13,320
And you're going to carry this. Here we go.

453
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:17,440
So we're going to start with Carrie the musical. It's on YouTube.

454
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:20,720
The songs, the songs were fucking awesome.

455
00:45:20,720 --> 00:45:24,880
The acting from everyone from except for the mom and Carrie.

456
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:29,400
So the mom and Carrie in the YouTube that you could find for free for Carrie, the musical.

457
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:32,480
Fucking crushed it. Your heart breaks when they interact.

458
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:36,600
Your heart breaks when you see Carrie get bullied. They did so good.

459
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:39,760
The songs, some of them are great.

460
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:42,760
Some of them are like a little bit greasy, you know, like from Greece.

461
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:46,720
It's like it's like boys in the locker room going like, hey, yeah, we're in the locker room.

462
00:45:46,720 --> 00:45:48,200
The girls go like, hey, yeah, but I get it.

463
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:49,920
Tell me more, tell me more. Exactly.

464
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:51,400
Yeah. Fuck his mom. Yeah.

465
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:54,360
Tell me more. Tell me more. Is she Christian bitch?

466
00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:59,360
Yeah. So in this one, because we all know the story of Carrie.

467
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:02,200
Carrie is a girl who's religious.

468
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:07,000
She's being religiously put under under the thumb of her mom,

469
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:09,640
where she's not allowed to know anything about anything.

470
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:13,680
And she goes to school and she's a nobody.

471
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:15,680
Everybody just doesn't pay attention to her.

472
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:17,800
It's a volleyball thing.

473
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:20,960
She misses the ball. They say, you eat shit, Carrie.

474
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:23,000
That's like the big insult.

475
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:27,120
And then she goes to the locker room, has her first period, freaks the fuck out.

476
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:28,560
Everyone starts making fun of her.

477
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:30,160
They double down on that.

478
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:32,560
One of the mean girls isn't allowed to go to prom anymore.

479
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:36,560
And because of that, she and her fucking dickhead boyfriend kill a pig,

480
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:39,120
take all of its blood, put a bucket over the stage.

481
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:41,200
If they rig the thing. So Carrie wins prom.

482
00:46:41,720 --> 00:46:44,000
When she wins prom, they dump the bucket over her head.

483
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:46,960
Well, guess what? Carrie said telekinetic powers this whole time.

484
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:48,840
You fucking moron. She burns the gym down.

485
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:50,960
Everyone dies. Most of the people dies.

486
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:55,280
There's a girl named Sue Snell, and Sue Snell is one of the girls

487
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:57,760
that initially made fun of her, but then throughout it is like,

488
00:46:57,760 --> 00:46:59,360
oh, this is fucked up and I feel bad.

489
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:03,040
So she gets her boyfriend, the hot guy that Carrie White likes

490
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:04,800
to ask Carrie to the prom.

491
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:09,960
And that and he genuinely likes Carrie and he kisses her in some of the variations.

492
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:12,160
He likes her. He's having a good time.

493
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:13,640
He's not in on the plan.

494
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:15,720
And he ends up dying from her rage.

495
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:17,400
Sue Snell makes it.

496
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:20,200
The teacher lives as well than some of the variations.

497
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:23,400
That's the basic Carrie story. We have it covered, right?

498
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:25,680
So now we're going to go into the differences between these.

499
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:29,760
So the ending of Carrie, the musical, not enough blood.

500
00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:32,120
They I think they missed the bucket.

501
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:35,080
I think it's like a like a live theater thing where just the bucket

502
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:37,200
didn't hit as full as it should have.

503
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:38,440
I didn't not enough blood.

504
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:41,200
She sort of I think she even sort of did some like wiping.

505
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:43,040
So it looked a little bit more bloody during it.

506
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:47,840
But the lights flashing strobe light effect where she's just kind of doing this

507
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:52,040
and you just see kids fucking dropping and you see all this cool shit on live stage.

508
00:47:52,240 --> 00:47:53,560
Holy fucking shit.

509
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:55,640
What a cool ending. Absolutely loved it.

510
00:47:56,840 --> 00:48:03,360
Next, we have Carrie 2013 starring Chloe Grace Moritz as Carrie.

511
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:08,680
So she when she uses her powers, it's fucking awesome

512
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:10,880
because the CGI that they had allows her to do it.

513
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:14,040
She uses a lot more of it throughout the movie and it looks fucking cool.

514
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:16,760
Julianne Moore is absolutely terrifying.

515
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:21,160
She might be my favorite of the mothers of the three mothers,

516
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:23,440
even though the other one had a lot of singing on her plate.

517
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:25,920
The actors all look good for their roles.

518
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:28,040
I hate them so fucking much.

519
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:31,200
The bullies, the bully bitch in this one is such a fucking bitch.

520
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:33,240
You hate every second she's on screen.

521
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:39,600
I think Chloe Grace might I put that she's the goat Carrie,

522
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:43,240
but I had not seen the 76 one yet.

523
00:48:43,240 --> 00:48:45,520
So I might change my opinion on that.

524
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:51,360
Judy Greer plays the PE teacher slash one that tries to console Carrie

525
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:53,200
throughout the whole thing and tells her that she's beautiful,

526
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:55,480
that she should believe in herself.

527
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:57,440
She's great. She's great.

528
00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:01,920
But I also am now starting to think that that character in general is the bully,

529
00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:07,040
because if she didn't put if she didn't push the bully chick to lose her

530
00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:10,800
prom privileges, then Carrie wouldn't have gotten none of this would have happened.

531
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:12,400
So it's like fucked up.

532
00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:14,920
And I think but she didn't deserve whatever.

533
00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:18,640
Anyway, the ending. Plenty of blood.

534
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:21,480
Definitely the bloodiest of them all.

535
00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:23,160
They go full blood on her.

536
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:29,520
The killings are fucking awesome because it's CGI.

537
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:32,720
And we'll get into why hers is the best of the endings,

538
00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:37,680
the bloody spree that she goes on, because not only does she like fuck up

539
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:39,880
everybody in there, she kills.

540
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:43,080
I think no, she doesn't kill Judy Greer.

541
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:45,560
I think she picks her up, puts her down on the stage,

542
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:48,080
and then just starts fucking killing everybody.

543
00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:53,440
She then leaves this leaves the place and walks down the street,

544
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:56,520
starts blowing up shit around her, which I love the addition of.

545
00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:59,640
And her destroying the car was fucking awesome.

546
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:03,960
She fucking like crumples it and then throws it into a gas station and it blows up.

547
00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:04,920
Very cool.

548
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:07,960
I'm picturing Firestarter with blood. Kind of exactly.

549
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:10,800
So I love that her.

550
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:15,840
Oh, and then and then, oh, at the end of each carry,

551
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:20,240
the big thing is Carrie comes home after her destruction covered in blood.

552
00:50:20,240 --> 00:50:22,240
She takes a bath. She gets clean.

553
00:50:22,240 --> 00:50:25,320
Her mother's there and her mother tries to console her.

554
00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:28,680
And she's like, it's OK, baby girl, we'll start praying because that's what they do.

555
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:31,280
And then as they're praying, her mom pulls out a butcher knife,

556
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:34,160
stabs Carrie in the back and tries to kill her.

557
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:35,360
But it does not work.

558
00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:38,680
And Carrie backs up bloody and she gets stabbed maybe once or twice more,

559
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:39,760
depending on what you're watching.

560
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:42,120
And she uses her telekinesis to keep her mom away.

561
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:43,560
But her mom keeps coming at her.

562
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:46,760
And then eventually she picks her mom up with telekinesis,

563
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:50,760
picks up all the fucking knives and shit inside the room and impales her

564
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:53,680
like Jesus against the fucking wall with a bunch of tools inside of her.

565
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:57,440
And then she walks up and starts pulling them all out, holds her dying mom,

566
00:50:57,640 --> 00:51:01,800
freaks the fuck out and crumples the house in on top of herself, killing herself.

567
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:05,840
And then it cuts to a gravestone or the house destruction itself.

568
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:08,360
And there's a sign saying Carrie White burns in hell

569
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:11,320
that someone wrote in fucking Sharpie pointing down at the ground.

570
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:14,960
It's fucking brutal because she just killed a shitload of teenagers.

571
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:18,760
So in this one, I love how cool the fucking house destruction was.

572
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:20,880
Like it's fucking awesome.

573
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:22,960
Now we get into Carrie 1976.

574
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:27,080
So 1976, sissy space is the is the best fucking Carrie.

575
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:32,440
She absolutely is this meek girl that doesn't mean anyone any harm.

576
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:35,680
But but they just pick on her for no reason.

577
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:37,920
The bullies are fucking terrible.

578
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:39,960
Mike would have lost his goddamn mind.

579
00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:44,480
The opening of this is just two and a half minutes of naked teenage girls

580
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:47,320
in a locker room in his titties and pussy galore.

581
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:49,680
We're full frontal nudity. You would have loved it.

582
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:51,120
Guess who the bad guy is.

583
00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:56,080
Guess who the bad girl's boyfriend is that helps her kill the pig

584
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:58,440
and put the blood in. And he's a real dickhead.

585
00:51:58,480 --> 00:51:59,720
Hey, don't call me dumb shit.

586
00:51:59,720 --> 00:52:00,920
He fucking smacks her in the face.

587
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:03,320
It's a very young John Travolta.

588
00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:06,640
Yeah, it's very funny. And he's the bad guy. And he's great.

589
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:12,440
There's a moment for no reason, absolutely no reason that I could think of.

590
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:14,920
And I should have written down the timestamp to show you guys.

591
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:18,600
They're talking. It's at the tuck shop.

592
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:21,920
It's at these guys. They're just they're at the tuck shop getting ready for prom.

593
00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:24,520
And as they're talking, it does a

594
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:30,880
as they're talking, like a like a fast forward for about 10 seconds.

595
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:33,120
And then they just continue their scene.

596
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:35,760
So so they're just it's like, oh, yeah, cool, man.

597
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:36,720
You look great. This tux.

598
00:52:36,720 --> 00:52:39,560
But you know, all right, man, let's go.

599
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:41,320
And then I'm like, what the fuck was that?

600
00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:43,360
What a weird choice.

601
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:46,760
Brian De Palma, who directed this, I think.

602
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:51,800
Oh, since I watched this in reverse order of 2013 and then the old one,

603
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:56,480
the decorations in the 2013 movie matched the decorations

604
00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:59,360
from the 1976 version almost to a T.

605
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:02,280
They like copied the theme and the like low key,

606
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:04,520
like the low effort decorations that it had.

607
00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:09,360
And the ending is not enough blood.

608
00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:12,120
I would say even though it's the original,

609
00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:13,920
I still think there could have been more blood.

610
00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:17,920
She does look cool, like the initial pour of the blood

611
00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:21,520
was not bloody enough, but she ends up looking way bloodier.

612
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:24,200
Then it gets into the ending.

613
00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:28,000
And OK, listen, 1976, maybe you were starved for options

614
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,760
as to what a fucking bloody massacre is supposed to look like.

615
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:35,400
But I promise you that the director should have known that her taking

616
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:39,520
the fire hose with her telekinesis and it just sort of floating there

617
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:43,800
and spraying people with water is the least terrifying thing

618
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:45,800
you could possibly do with telekinesis.

619
00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:48,440
She literally shuts all the doors with her mind.

620
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:52,640
Like literally in the 2013 one, the guys start running up the bleachers

621
00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:55,720
and she fucking crushes the bleachers on them and they get snapped

622
00:53:55,720 --> 00:53:56,960
in fucking half and shit.

623
00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:59,000
And she's closing doors in on people.

624
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:01,880
And she's raining down fucking glass and blowing shit up.

625
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:03,040
And it's fucking destructive.

626
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:04,160
And people are dying.

627
00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:08,480
By the way, a big note for Chloe Grace Moritz, if I'm saying her name right.

628
00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:11,560
Her acting is all in the arms and movement.

629
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:15,640
She's doing a lot of like this and pulling shit down and a lot of that.

630
00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:17,640
Right. Sissy Spacek.

631
00:54:17,720 --> 00:54:19,000
Hers is a lot of.

632
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:23,600
Looking violently at someone and then you hear the noise

633
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:25,240
and then like something happens.

634
00:54:25,240 --> 00:54:28,080
So like hers is more of a facial thing,

635
00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:30,920
whereas Chloe is like she's doing more of like the channeling,

636
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:33,520
like more of a modern I have telekinesis vibe.

637
00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:38,240
Just get you when you gave me that look, you just remind me of that like gopher thing.

638
00:54:38,240 --> 00:54:39,520
Da da da!

639
00:54:39,520 --> 00:54:40,160
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

640
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:42,160
That's exactly the look I got.

641
00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:44,480
So she.

642
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:48,560
So, yeah, the not enough blood, the hose is lame as fuck.

643
00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:53,360
Oh, and then she.

644
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:56,400
I believe I don't know if it's this one.

645
00:54:56,400 --> 00:55:00,160
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I put Carrie all in the face.

646
00:55:00,720 --> 00:55:02,040
Oh, that's that's my note.

647
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:04,440
OK, so I wonder what that meant.

648
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:06,480
The teacher dies in the original.

649
00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:08,960
So the one that helped her, she like kills her.

650
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:10,840
She fucking kills her.

651
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:13,920
And then I actually put down that the car blowing up

652
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:18,520
was way cooler in the 76 one, because what happens in that one.

653
00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:23,760
So in the in the in the 2013 one, there's a pretty cool thing where she

654
00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:29,640
the bully and the and the bad chick see Carrie after all of this has gone down.

655
00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:30,880
He's in his car.

656
00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:32,840
And she's like, kill him, Billy, kill him.

657
00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:34,640
And they fucking start driving after her.

658
00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:37,880
And right when they are about to hit her, she turns around, stops the car.

659
00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:41,680
Right. And when she stops the car, Billy smashes his fucking face

660
00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:43,840
so hard in the steering wheel, he fucking dies.

661
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:46,480
And she on the seatbelt, like, it's kind of saved or whatever.

662
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:48,240
And she's like, what the fuck?

663
00:55:48,240 --> 00:55:51,200
And so she like leans down and tries to like get Carrie.

664
00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:53,360
Carrie just starts lifting the car up.

665
00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:55,480
And then she crashes it.

666
00:55:55,480 --> 00:55:57,840
So the girl's face goes into the windshield.

667
00:55:58,160 --> 00:56:01,280
And then she throws it in the gas station. Right. It blows up.

668
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:05,520
Carrie, 1976, she's walking.

669
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:07,120
The car's coming up from behind her.

670
00:56:07,120 --> 00:56:08,600
She just turns her head.

671
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:10,400
The car fucking smashes.

672
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:13,720
And then she throws like it tumbles like it crashes.

673
00:56:13,720 --> 00:56:15,360
So she goes, crashes.

674
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:19,240
And then she looks at it again and just fucking instantly just blows up visceral.

675
00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:22,400
She's just just fucking blows up. Fucking awesome.

676
00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:24,720
Was it a difference in practical versus CGI?

677
00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:27,720
Yeah, it definitely was. It was practical versus CGI.

678
00:56:27,720 --> 00:56:28,560
So that was cool.

679
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:30,800
Then we get into the rage, Carrie, too.

680
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:36,080
So this is a direct sequel to the 1976 movie. OK.

681
00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:39,080
This is now we follow a young girl named Rachel.

682
00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:42,000
Rachel has a best friend in Mia Savari, who's an actress that

683
00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:44,240
you would recognize if you saw her face.

684
00:56:44,240 --> 00:56:45,720
There are these two goth chicks.

685
00:56:45,720 --> 00:56:47,960
They have other friends like she's popular.

686
00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:49,640
I was like, OK, cool.

687
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:53,120
This is what the sequel.

688
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:55,560
Oh, shit. I forgot to look at 2013.

689
00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:56,560
Maybe no.

690
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,000
Damn it. Can you do it?

691
00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:01,160
Like close? I'm just trying to see if it was like 78 or something.

692
00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:03,800
No, no, no. Sorry. The Rage, Carrie, too, is definitely a modern movie.

693
00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:07,040
2000 something, maybe 2000.

694
00:57:07,040 --> 00:57:07,920
Brennan's about to find out.

695
00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:12,040
So it opens with kind of a cool scene where it's just a red paintbrush

696
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:15,720
painting a room red, but sort of randomly.

697
00:57:15,720 --> 00:57:18,440
And you find out that it's this mother with a young child

698
00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:22,240
and the mother's insane and she ends up slapping the girl across the face

699
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:23,560
with the red paintbrush.

700
00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:25,160
And then it cuts.

701
00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:27,960
It cuts to that same girl now living in a foster home.

702
00:57:28,280 --> 00:57:31,400
And she her mother's in the insane asylum.

703
00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:35,040
The foster home parents are not quite abusive.

704
00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:36,280
They're not. But they're mean to her.

705
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:40,280
It's like they're in it for the money and they know that they can't like be there.

706
00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:43,280
1999, 1999. OK.

707
00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:45,560
Yeah. So 99. Yeah.

708
00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:50,440
Yeah. So so I was like, oh, not Carrie has friends.

709
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:52,400
So this is a little bit different.

710
00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:55,840
Oh, they have the I put the fucking handshake. OK.

711
00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:58,280
So these two girls, their best friends, they have a handshake.

712
00:57:58,280 --> 00:58:02,160
Their handshake is the most stupid thing I've ever seen.

713
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:06,560
They each have a tattoo of like a heart surrounded in like maybe vines

714
00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:08,560
with like a thing on it.

715
00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:10,520
It's like the matching tattoos on their arm.

716
00:58:10,520 --> 00:58:14,520
So they go. So when they do their little things, they bite their thumb,

717
00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:17,080
pretend to bite it and they touch each other's tattoo.

718
00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:19,360
They go best blood or whatever.

719
00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:22,320
They say best blood. Yeah. Best blood.

720
00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:24,560
They go best blood. And they touched each other's tattoos.

721
00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:28,160
I'm like, that is fucking stupid. That is so fucking.

722
00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:32,480
Like best blood. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it.

723
00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:36,000
I'm so glad that was on film.

724
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,760
I hate it so much. Stupid handshake. So she.

725
00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:42,040
It's so extra.

726
00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:46,240
Brad from Home Improvement is in this, the older the older of the three brothers.

727
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:49,480
He's fucking me a safari.

728
00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:53,240
All the dudes that in their in their little group have a game to see

729
00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:56,120
how many girls they can fuck and they get points depending on who they fuck

730
00:58:56,120 --> 00:58:56,840
and how they fuck them.

731
00:58:56,840 --> 00:58:59,440
And if they fuck them in a public place or whatever the fuck, it's gross.

732
00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:01,360
Normal stuff. Normal stuff.

733
00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:03,240
And so he fucks me a safari's character.

734
00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:06,840
And she very sweetly is telling her friend Rachel on the bus.

735
00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:11,560
I found this this guy, you know, we hooked up and it was like really sweet.

736
00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:14,360
And I kind of like him and like he's going to come to lunch and you're going to meet him.

737
00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:18,680
And then when he's with his friends, Rachel and her friends walk by.

738
00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:22,760
And he says the line, well, that's what you call a coyote date.

739
00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:25,240
And he's like, I don't know what a coyote date is.

740
00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:28,320
And it's like it's when you wake up next to a ugly chick

741
00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:30,960
and you'd rather gnaw off your arm than try to wake her up.

742
00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:33,800
And I was like, oh, that's fucked up.

743
00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:36,360
And they said that right about Brad's chick. So he.

744
00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:40,320
Breaks up with her, he tells her that she was just the fuck.

745
00:59:40,320 --> 00:59:43,520
And so it cuts to her casually walking up to the roof.

746
00:59:43,960 --> 00:59:45,840
And she just like there's a garden up there.

747
00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:47,760
So no one kind of questions it because they have like a roof garden.

748
00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:50,640
But then she just keeps walking, walking, walking without even skipping a beat.

749
00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:55,520
Walks off and she kills herself and Rachel's there and she sees this

750
00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:59,640
and she's starting to freak out and then something telekinetic happens

751
01:00:00,240 --> 01:00:02,640
because Rachel has telekinetic powers.

752
01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:04,640
So she's another type of Carrie.

753
01:00:04,640 --> 01:00:10,600
So the Finch from American Pie is one of her friends.

754
01:00:12,160 --> 01:00:15,360
They're so they cover a lot of same beats as Carrie.

755
01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:19,960
So except like Carrie didn't lose a friend, but like the jocks are

756
01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:23,240
setting her up for failure, right?

757
01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:25,880
So she ends up falling in love with one of the jocks.

758
01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:28,120
The jock and her end up fucking.

759
01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:31,480
They these dudes end up filming it.

760
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,160
And then later on, when she goes to a party,

761
01:00:34,160 --> 01:00:37,880
they show the footage on the screen on all these multiple screens.

762
01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:41,520
Her getting fucked open up the notebook showing how many points

763
01:00:41,520 --> 01:00:46,320
she was worth in their fucking game and then start laughing at her.

764
01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:47,640
That's our prompt.

765
01:00:47,640 --> 01:00:49,520
That's our everything goes to hell.

766
01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:51,440
She kills everyone moment.

767
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:55,120
So they modernize the story to put modern times.

768
01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:59,760
But then you find out, oh, I put, oh, fuck, that suicide was fucking tough.

769
01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:01,520
And it was it was a hard one to watch.

770
01:01:01,520 --> 01:01:04,240
Like it was like it felt visceral.

771
01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:06,600
The whole game thing reminds me.

772
01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:10,680
I'm forgetting where I heard this from, but it was like a story of this guy.

773
01:01:11,480 --> 01:01:14,280
Him and his friends had a thing where it's like it's like called

774
01:01:14,280 --> 01:01:16,000
Pig Day or some shit.

775
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:20,400
And they all have to fuck the nastiest, fattest chick they can.

776
01:01:20,520 --> 01:01:23,880
I think the games in like Porky's or something is that the worst one.

777
01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:25,240
Yes. Or something.

778
01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:27,400
I'll say this, though. OK.

779
01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:28,560
I have a hot take on that.

780
01:01:28,560 --> 01:01:29,600
He calls in his life.

781
01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:32,320
I fell in love with this girl, so I don't know how to tell her like

782
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:34,480
how do I just keep it a secret?

783
01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:35,680
This is people, you know.

784
01:01:35,680 --> 01:01:37,120
No, this is like a thing.

785
01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:38,360
I don't know people like that.

786
01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:41,440
I would say there should be more pig days out there because the listen

787
01:01:41,840 --> 01:01:43,720
controversial don't call it that it's fucked up.

788
01:01:43,720 --> 01:01:45,200
Don't call the women pigs.

789
01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:49,200
But if you and your friends want to get together and go help a bunch of chicks

790
01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:52,400
that don't normally get to fuck hot dudes and you're a bunch of hot dudes, go fuck them.

791
01:01:52,560 --> 01:01:55,520
And then, yeah, like I guess if you're looking at it that way,

792
01:01:55,520 --> 01:01:57,720
but I don't think that was sort of the thought process.

793
01:01:57,720 --> 01:02:01,320
I don't think about those unattractive women who on the best

794
01:02:01,320 --> 01:02:02,680
and like maybe their best days.

795
01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:04,040
And I'm not saying anyone's unattractive.

796
01:02:04,040 --> 01:02:05,400
You're all beautiful, everybody.

797
01:02:05,400 --> 01:02:09,000
But if you feel like you're unattractive and if these men consider you to be that

798
01:02:09,320 --> 01:02:13,280
you get some dick, fuck it, give them, you know, give them an STD on the way out.

799
01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:15,400
If you got one. But anyway,

800
01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:20,520
he puts after the chick falls into the car,

801
01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:26,560
Brad Pitt's character, who's the one that just fuck this chick, walks up

802
01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:28,760
and he goes, oh, no, it might not been his another dude.

803
01:02:28,760 --> 01:02:32,200
But he walks up, he goes, he goes, oh, man, whose car is this?

804
01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:34,360
Like because the car got fucked up.

805
01:02:34,360 --> 01:02:40,120
And then you find out that the counselor of the school is Sue Snell,

806
01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:46,840
the friend of Carrie, who felt bad and Carrie spared at the end of the first movie.

807
01:02:46,840 --> 01:02:49,120
And she she talks about it all.

808
01:02:49,120 --> 01:02:52,720
So she recognizes Rachel having telekinetic ability.

809
01:02:52,720 --> 01:02:55,920
So she's doing everything she can to prevent a Carrie situation,

810
01:02:55,920 --> 01:02:59,560
because she's like, oh, we've got a bully chick with telekinesis.

811
01:02:59,600 --> 01:03:01,520
I know telekinesis is fucking real.

812
01:03:01,520 --> 01:03:04,440
I was there when the fucking school got destroyed.

813
01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:06,760
I put this movie's so fucking good.

814
01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:08,960
It should have been an F.R.P. episode on its own.

815
01:03:08,960 --> 01:03:11,400
Honestly, I really do think

816
01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:15,280
that they have another stupid fucking secret handshake between two of the jocks

817
01:03:15,480 --> 01:03:18,240
where they take their rings and then and they kiss it

818
01:03:18,240 --> 01:03:21,760
and then they put it against each other like they're trying to become the Wonder Twins.

819
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:22,840
And I fucking hate it.

820
01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:26,240
And then I watched Back to the Future three for a little bit while I was eating.

821
01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:28,360
And they did what to their rings?

822
01:03:28,360 --> 01:03:29,400
They kissed it.

823
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:31,200
Like, you should. I'm not going to do that.

824
01:03:33,280 --> 01:03:36,320
Then I watched Back to the Future three for a little bit because I was eating.

825
01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:41,320
And and and and here's my here's my thought on that real quick.

826
01:03:43,560 --> 01:03:46,440
So if you're going to watch one and two since you watch three.

827
01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:48,960
Yeah. OK. Well, no, it was it was number three.

828
01:03:48,960 --> 01:03:50,080
I was watching Back to the Future three.

829
01:03:50,080 --> 01:03:51,440
But now you got to watch the other two.

830
01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:54,000
No, I've watched them all. You got to do it now.

831
01:03:54,560 --> 01:03:55,360
I should.

832
01:03:55,360 --> 01:03:56,560
Use them all. Right.

833
01:03:56,560 --> 01:04:01,080
So Doc. So so Marty and Doc get a letter from 18.

834
01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:03,040
Wait, whose doc?

835
01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:04,160
We're not going to get into this.

836
01:04:04,160 --> 01:04:06,040
Everyone have seen Back to the Future.

837
01:04:06,040 --> 01:04:09,800
Doc and Marty get a letter from previous doc from the from Cowboy Times.

838
01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:14,400
And Cowboy Doc is saying that, hey, I'm living my best life.

839
01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:16,920
It's me and this woman named Clara. She's the love of my life.

840
01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:19,120
I'm having a good time. Don't come and get me.

841
01:04:19,120 --> 01:04:21,360
Everything's good. Time machine's busted anyway.

842
01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:23,520
Enjoy your life. I love getting to know you.

843
01:04:24,320 --> 01:04:26,880
Then Doc sends Marta.

844
01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:30,320
Then they realize, oh, he died on September 7th,

845
01:04:30,320 --> 01:04:32,880
like a week after writing that letter. Right. OK.

846
01:04:33,720 --> 01:04:37,880
Now he or like three days after writing that letter.

847
01:04:38,320 --> 01:04:41,080
So then Doc sends Marty back.

848
01:04:41,080 --> 01:04:44,320
And when Marty goes back, when Marty goes back to Cowboy Times,

849
01:04:45,040 --> 01:04:48,360
he's with Doc and Clara.

850
01:04:48,360 --> 01:04:49,520
Clara, Clara Clayton.

851
01:04:49,520 --> 01:04:51,560
No, hold on. Wait, no, I need to finish this thought, Mike.

852
01:04:51,920 --> 01:04:53,800
Clara Clayton.

853
01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:57,760
She's about to fall off a cliff because of her stagecoach. Right.

854
01:04:59,760 --> 01:05:01,960
Doc saves her very heroically.

855
01:05:02,280 --> 01:05:05,600
And when they're done and he says goodbye after dropping her off at the schoolhouse.

856
01:05:06,720 --> 01:05:07,720
Marty makes these.

857
01:05:07,720 --> 01:05:11,200
He goes, yeah, she almost fell off a Clayton Canyon,

858
01:05:11,600 --> 01:05:16,440
which is named after a school teacher who fell off a cliff and died.

859
01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:21,800
So if she was destined to die by falling off that cliff,

860
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:26,640
then how did Doc Brown meet her and become the love of her life?

861
01:05:26,760 --> 01:05:30,520
He wouldn't have been where Marty and him were when she went off the cliff.

862
01:05:30,600 --> 01:05:34,000
So really, what would have happened is he would have met either a different Clara.

863
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:36,520
That would have, I guess, rectified the letter situation.

864
01:05:36,520 --> 01:05:37,720
But that's not what they're assuming.

865
01:05:37,720 --> 01:05:42,160
All I'm saying is Doc Brown and Marty experienced a time anomaly

866
01:05:42,160 --> 01:05:43,640
and an acherism that shouldn't have happened.

867
01:05:43,640 --> 01:05:45,800
And I think it needs to be addressed. But we'll get back to it.

868
01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:49,480
Berenstein, I just have to know the whole time you're doing that.

869
01:05:49,720 --> 01:05:52,640
I just want to know, Austin, have you seen this movie?

870
01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:57,040
What you were looking at it with rap like you had not seen the movie.

871
01:05:57,040 --> 01:05:59,040
Did not know the plot while he was going through the plot.

872
01:06:01,680 --> 01:06:05,840
You were looking at Andy like, is he really going through the plot of Back to the Future?

873
01:06:05,840 --> 01:06:08,160
Yeah, on camera, I don't want to be like

874
01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:13,400
he's just wrapped looking at you like, really, what happened next?

875
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:15,760
Yeah. OK. So then I got back to the movie.

876
01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:19,520
I was I was thinking he even tangents when we're not here.

877
01:06:21,160 --> 01:06:23,200
I do. I do.

878
01:06:24,640 --> 01:06:27,120
That was in the middle of me writing notes and shit.

879
01:06:27,120 --> 01:06:30,200
I went and watched another movie a little bit.

880
01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:34,640
OK, so then, oh, he had a great burn for one of his

881
01:06:34,880 --> 01:06:38,320
his lifelong buddy after his buddy was a dick to carry to Rachel.

882
01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:40,840
He's like, he's like, hey, man, we're all friends.

883
01:06:40,840 --> 01:06:42,800
He's like, no, we just grew up together.

884
01:06:42,800 --> 01:06:44,960
I was like, oh, that's a fucking burn.

885
01:06:44,960 --> 01:06:46,840
She goes and visits

886
01:06:46,840 --> 01:06:50,400
Sue Snell visits Rachel's mom at the Insane Asylum,

887
01:06:50,400 --> 01:06:53,560
and it is one of the creepiest, most uncomfortable,

888
01:06:53,960 --> 01:06:56,400
insane asylum shots like weird.

889
01:06:56,400 --> 01:07:00,400
There's this guy who just he walks up. He's like, oh, hey, yeah, you're my wife.

890
01:07:00,400 --> 01:07:03,200
You're my wife. And she's like, no, and get the fuck away from me.

891
01:07:03,320 --> 01:07:05,560
And then he just kind of following them the whole time.

892
01:07:05,720 --> 01:07:09,240
Just like, you know, like looking away whenever they look and it's just fucking creepy.

893
01:07:09,240 --> 01:07:11,400
Bob's over in the corner. Bob.

894
01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:13,880
What about Bob's Bob?

895
01:07:13,880 --> 01:07:15,880
OK, Mike, that episode came out months ago.

896
01:07:17,920 --> 01:07:20,840
So, OK, so then we find out

897
01:07:21,720 --> 01:07:25,280
who Rachel's dad is and because like

898
01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:28,320
Sue Snell is talking to to Rachel's mom and she's going,

899
01:07:28,720 --> 01:07:30,840
your daughter has supernatural powers.

900
01:07:31,200 --> 01:07:35,160
She has telekinesis, just like a girl that I knew named Carrie White.

901
01:07:35,480 --> 01:07:37,520
And the mom goes, well, that makes sense,

902
01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:41,320
because if it's passed out through the father, she has the same father's Carrie White.

903
01:07:41,320 --> 01:07:45,120
And I'm like, oh, shit. So that's Carrie's daughter.

904
01:07:45,600 --> 01:07:48,120
Sorry, Carrie's sister, half sister.

905
01:07:48,520 --> 01:07:51,840
So Carrie has a half sister with telekinesis

906
01:07:52,120 --> 01:07:55,520
who has now been filmed having sex.

907
01:07:57,400 --> 01:08:01,440
So what happens is when she goes fucking ham, she fucking kills everybody,

908
01:08:01,640 --> 01:08:05,320
including at one point Sue Snell, the teacher.

909
01:08:05,320 --> 01:08:08,400
She's looking through the eye hole because she can't get the fucking door open.

910
01:08:08,400 --> 01:08:13,400
And Rachel throws a like a coat hanger or like a coat rack or something

911
01:08:13,400 --> 01:08:18,120
across the room, goes through a dude's head into the door through Sue Snell's head,

912
01:08:18,120 --> 01:08:21,400
kills her. So fucking straight up kills her. Then

913
01:08:22,560 --> 01:08:25,240
fires fucking exploding. Everyone's running.

914
01:08:25,240 --> 01:08:28,080
Everyone's bloody. It's all fucking great. She's killing everybody.

915
01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:32,000
It cuts to Finch from American Pie who couldn't get into the party.

916
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:35,600
He's outside on his car. He's like, hey, we're missing a killer party.

917
01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:38,840
I was like, that's fucking great. Why the end?

918
01:08:38,840 --> 01:08:41,400
Then I put the ending. Not enough blood.

919
01:08:41,880 --> 01:08:47,360
Still the 76 or the 2013 was the bloodiest, but it's fucking awesome.

920
01:08:47,360 --> 01:08:50,400
And then I realized, oh, that's not the ending of this one.

921
01:08:50,400 --> 01:08:55,200
It's not just going to end there. Then it gets to the the the the three kind of

922
01:08:55,640 --> 01:08:59,440
home improvement dude and the other two bitches are there.

923
01:08:59,440 --> 01:09:04,320
They each get spear guns or whatever, and they are about to spear

924
01:09:04,320 --> 01:09:08,280
her, but she fucking makes one of their eyes explode.

925
01:09:08,280 --> 01:09:13,520
The chick and she turns and shoots the dude's dick off with a spear gun.

926
01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:17,680
It goes off of his body into the fucking pool that's next to them.

927
01:09:17,680 --> 01:09:22,560
You see the dick just like just go by. I'm like fucking awesome, dude.

928
01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:25,840
And then she there's a bunch of pool stuff.

929
01:09:27,120 --> 01:09:30,400
The mom shows up. Rachel gets gets killed.

930
01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:34,560
But I actually got really sad because the ending was

931
01:09:36,160 --> 01:09:39,920
it's it still has the video of her fucking in the background.

932
01:09:40,320 --> 01:09:44,120
That guy who she fucked, who actually was in love with her, he shows up.

933
01:09:44,280 --> 01:09:46,360
He's walking around all the bloody shit and everything.

934
01:09:46,360 --> 01:09:47,800
And he sees her and he goes, Rachel.

935
01:09:47,800 --> 01:09:49,480
And she goes, I'm just a fucking number to you.

936
01:09:49,480 --> 01:09:52,160
I was just like a score, you know, like like a points or whatever.

937
01:09:52,160 --> 01:09:54,240
He's like, no, I love you. I'm fucking sorry.

938
01:09:54,240 --> 01:09:55,640
Like, I don't I didn't know they did this.

939
01:09:55,640 --> 01:09:57,640
Like, I wasn't doing this for the game or whatever.

940
01:09:57,920 --> 01:09:59,840
And then she's about to fucking kill him.

941
01:09:59,840 --> 01:10:05,760
But then she hears on the TV that after she had fallen asleep, he goes, I love you.

942
01:10:05,920 --> 01:10:07,640
And he said that to her after she fell asleep.

943
01:10:07,640 --> 01:10:10,480
So she hears that and she keeps rewinding it with her mind,

944
01:10:10,680 --> 01:10:14,160
which I don't know what telekinesis does for fucking VCRs.

945
01:10:14,160 --> 01:10:16,240
But she she was doing that.

946
01:10:16,240 --> 01:10:17,480
And it's very sweet.

947
01:10:17,480 --> 01:10:22,320
And then she fucking kills herself and she throws him away into the pool.

948
01:10:22,320 --> 01:10:23,920
And then she fucking kills herself.

949
01:10:23,920 --> 01:10:25,960
And it's so sad, actually felt really bad.

950
01:10:25,960 --> 01:10:28,320
So then they do and then they do.

951
01:10:28,320 --> 01:10:30,320
And I put B fucking plus on that one.

952
01:10:30,320 --> 01:10:34,520
But they did a fucked up dream fake out at the end where he's at his mirror

953
01:10:34,520 --> 01:10:35,960
and everything looks kind of fine.

954
01:10:35,960 --> 01:10:40,720
And he sees Carrie, a Rachel walk through the window and he turns around

955
01:10:40,720 --> 01:10:41,720
and they start making out.

956
01:10:41,720 --> 01:10:45,520
And then she fucking explodes into a thousand pieces screaming at him.

957
01:10:45,680 --> 01:10:47,120
And then it cuts back to the mirror.

958
01:10:47,120 --> 01:10:51,160
And it's just him looking haggard and fucking just distraught and destroyed

959
01:10:51,160 --> 01:10:52,560
because he lost his girlfriend.

960
01:10:52,560 --> 01:10:53,680
Yeah, it's fucked up.

961
01:10:53,680 --> 01:10:56,280
So absolutely banger of a movie.

962
01:10:56,280 --> 01:10:58,400
Way better than I thought it was at any right to be.

963
01:10:58,400 --> 01:11:02,240
Then I watched The Carrie Diaries, the first episode, and

964
01:11:03,960 --> 01:11:06,800
this now this one was a bit different.

965
01:11:07,440 --> 01:11:08,400
Wait, I just have to.

966
01:11:08,400 --> 01:11:10,400
When did you do this this week?

967
01:11:10,400 --> 01:11:11,960
I know what this week was.

968
01:11:11,960 --> 01:11:13,720
All of it last night.

969
01:11:13,720 --> 01:11:15,720
All of it. All the Carries.

970
01:11:15,720 --> 01:11:17,720
And what about Bob was last night?

971
01:11:17,720 --> 01:11:19,080
Did you sleep? No.

972
01:11:19,080 --> 01:11:20,560
I went to bed at like five a.m.

973
01:11:20,560 --> 01:11:22,200
What speed did you watch?

974
01:11:22,200 --> 01:11:23,600
Yeah, don't worry about it.

975
01:11:23,600 --> 01:11:27,560
So I watched well, the Carrie Diaries didn't have a speed up option.

976
01:11:27,560 --> 01:11:30,080
So it's the only one I watched it full speed.

977
01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:33,280
So the Carrie Diaries.

978
01:11:33,880 --> 01:11:36,280
Opens with a little bit different, you would expect.

979
01:11:36,280 --> 01:11:39,320
So she in this one, her mom is actually dead

980
01:11:39,960 --> 01:11:42,120
and she's living with her dad and her sister.

981
01:11:42,400 --> 01:11:44,440
So I'm like, OK, so they're changing the family dynamic.

982
01:11:44,440 --> 01:11:46,400
She has a sister now and only that interesting.

983
01:11:46,400 --> 01:11:48,520
OK, so it's the 80s.

984
01:11:48,520 --> 01:11:51,640
All right. It's a little bit more of an upbeat filming, which I'm like, OK,

985
01:11:51,640 --> 01:11:55,880
that probably make the horror later on more interesting television, though, right?

986
01:11:55,920 --> 01:11:56,760
Yeah, it's a television show.

987
01:11:56,760 --> 01:11:58,520
So it's a yeah. Carrie Diaries.

988
01:11:58,520 --> 01:11:59,800
So she's blonde.

989
01:12:00,360 --> 01:12:03,920
She's played by Anna Sophia Robb, I think is her name.

990
01:12:04,200 --> 01:12:07,840
So she has friends like girl friends that that talk to her

991
01:12:08,080 --> 01:12:10,320
who had just lost their virginities and she hasn't yet.

992
01:12:10,320 --> 01:12:11,680
So I'm thinking maybe that's part of it.

993
01:12:11,680 --> 01:12:13,560
She loses her virginity. She loses her shit.

994
01:12:13,560 --> 01:12:16,880
And I was like, she does look the most like care, like what I imagine

995
01:12:16,880 --> 01:12:20,600
Carrie from the book looking like one of her friends makes a funny thing

996
01:12:20,600 --> 01:12:23,040
because she's a high school girl that just lost her virginity.

997
01:12:23,240 --> 01:12:24,040
And they asked her about it.

998
01:12:24,040 --> 01:12:26,080
And she's like, it's like putting a hot dog in a keyhole.

999
01:12:26,080 --> 01:12:28,480
And I was like, oh, shit. Weird.

1000
01:12:29,320 --> 01:12:31,480
Dick and a cheerio. Yeah.

1001
01:12:31,480 --> 01:12:33,040
It's a different take on her character.

1002
01:12:33,040 --> 01:12:34,760
She's more upbeat. She's less silly.

1003
01:12:34,760 --> 01:12:37,520
This Carrie, like she seems to be more interested in popularity.

1004
01:12:37,880 --> 01:12:40,760
I haven't seen any telekinesis. I might have missed it.

1005
01:12:42,400 --> 01:12:46,320
So there's a lot about this purse that her mom gave her.

1006
01:12:46,320 --> 01:12:51,240
And I couldn't really identify any like any bully characters or anything

1007
01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:53,600
triggering to trigger a massacre.

1008
01:12:53,600 --> 01:12:56,440
So, like, I really didn't know was going Molly Ringwald makes an appearance.

1009
01:12:56,440 --> 01:13:01,560
She gets an internship at a fashion magazine, this this Carrie.

1010
01:13:01,560 --> 01:13:04,840
And I'm like, OK, there's a lot of fashion stuff.

1011
01:13:04,840 --> 01:13:06,400
So I'm like, this is weird.

1012
01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:09,360
And I don't know how her telekinesis is going to come into play.

1013
01:13:10,200 --> 01:13:13,400
And I'm like, OK, then a guy starts being a dick to her.

1014
01:13:13,400 --> 01:13:14,760
It's sort of going out with a different chick.

1015
01:13:14,760 --> 01:13:17,760
And I'm like, here we go. Here we fucking go.

1016
01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:21,120
And I see that she's getting upset and I see that she's ramping up her powers.

1017
01:13:21,120 --> 01:13:23,760
And then it gets to the end of the episode and there's no blood.

1018
01:13:24,240 --> 01:13:27,920
Not at all. No deaths. No destructions.

1019
01:13:27,920 --> 01:13:30,200
I mean, I hope she makes it in the fashion industry,

1020
01:13:30,200 --> 01:13:34,040
but I don't see how great of a Carrie adaptation it is.

1021
01:13:34,040 --> 01:13:37,240
Yeah. Well, I think one episode of a series, they have to do the setup.

1022
01:13:37,240 --> 01:13:40,520
I don't think you're doing like episode five or something.

1023
01:13:40,520 --> 01:13:42,840
You know, I should. Yeah, I should have kept going maybe to the end of the season.

1024
01:13:42,840 --> 01:13:47,520
But as far as I know, this Carrie, whose her name is Carrie Bradshaw in this one.

1025
01:13:48,960 --> 01:13:51,840
And I don't think that's her name in the other ones.

1026
01:13:51,840 --> 01:13:57,360
So I. But anyway, Carrie Bradshaw, not the name of another character for what?

1027
01:13:57,360 --> 01:14:00,160
I think is that a Sex and the City character?

1028
01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:03,400
I think it is.

1029
01:14:03,960 --> 01:14:06,840
So you're saying, I don't know.

1030
01:14:07,160 --> 01:14:08,840
I don't know. I'm just curious.

1031
01:14:08,840 --> 01:14:11,840
What is her before she had sex with her?

1032
01:14:11,840 --> 01:14:14,200
Before she had sex in the city?

1033
01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:17,280
No, that can't hold on.

1034
01:14:17,280 --> 01:14:20,000
Carrie. Diaries.

1035
01:14:23,840 --> 01:14:26,160
Well, it's looking up.

1036
01:14:26,160 --> 01:14:30,120
Yeah, the Carrie Diaries, Carrie Diaries or Carrie Bradshaw, Carrie Diaries.

1037
01:14:31,680 --> 01:14:33,200
Oh, the CW.

1038
01:14:33,200 --> 01:14:36,640
Yeah, I was thought it was weird that they would do the CW as well.

1039
01:14:36,960 --> 01:14:39,200
The Carrie Watchers, I didn't know you're in that group.

1040
01:14:39,200 --> 01:14:42,880
It's the only apparently is in the carry watchers.

1041
01:14:42,880 --> 01:14:45,560
Did you also read the book this week?

1042
01:14:47,560 --> 01:14:49,120
He's halfway through it.

1043
01:14:49,120 --> 01:14:51,880
Way through the book. He started five minutes ago.

1044
01:14:53,160 --> 01:14:55,160
He's listening at 30 X speed.

1045
01:14:55,160 --> 01:14:57,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1046
01:14:57,000 --> 01:14:59,840
Blood. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rampage. OK.

1047
01:14:59,840 --> 01:15:04,960
Yeah, the Carrie Diaries is an American comedy, drama, television, comedy,

1048
01:15:04,960 --> 01:15:07,200
a prequel to the HBO series.

1049
01:15:07,200 --> 01:15:09,560
That's what it's like. What?

1050
01:15:10,160 --> 01:15:14,880
So you were watching something that was not about Carrie at all.

1051
01:15:15,280 --> 01:15:16,800
That's hilarious.

1052
01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:18,960
Well, that explains a few things.

1053
01:15:20,960 --> 01:15:24,520
Carrie Bradshaw is the sex of the city character.

1054
01:15:24,520 --> 01:15:26,160
Explains it.

1055
01:15:26,160 --> 01:15:28,600
It wasn't a single death.

1056
01:15:30,080 --> 01:15:31,760
Not a single fucking death.

1057
01:15:31,760 --> 01:15:32,960
Oh, my God.

1058
01:15:34,720 --> 01:15:36,480
This is what happens when you watch everything.

1059
01:15:36,480 --> 01:15:38,840
It's 45 minutes long.

1060
01:15:39,920 --> 01:15:42,000
It's not even a half hour.

1061
01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:43,760
He's just looking slack, John.

1062
01:15:43,760 --> 01:15:46,120
Oh, anything with Carrie?

1063
01:15:46,120 --> 01:15:48,800
Well, I ranked them.

1064
01:15:48,800 --> 01:15:51,640
Well, it's a good thing you didn't listen to that Carrie Underwood album.

1065
01:15:52,160 --> 01:15:54,760
Carrie Diaries is on number five.

1066
01:15:57,600 --> 01:16:00,160
Well, now you got to finish the show.

1067
01:16:01,440 --> 01:16:02,400
Yeah.

1068
01:16:02,400 --> 01:16:06,000
I cared so much about her fashion career.

1069
01:16:08,000 --> 01:16:11,240
I'm like, what are you going to use your powers?

1070
01:16:14,880 --> 01:16:18,400
I wonder you didn't notice any telekinesis stuff going on.

1071
01:16:19,400 --> 01:16:22,320
There was a moment she doesn't get her powers yet.

1072
01:16:22,320 --> 01:16:25,800
Her powers when she took a black purse that had white out on it

1073
01:16:25,800 --> 01:16:28,200
and turned it into a cool 80s purse.

1074
01:16:28,200 --> 01:16:30,640
Don't know there's no telekinesis in this.

1075
01:16:30,640 --> 01:16:31,800
Oh, my God. Well,

1076
01:16:31,800 --> 01:16:37,360
the ranking is one, the rage carry to to carry 2013 three carry musical

1077
01:16:37,360 --> 01:16:40,400
for Carrie 1976 only because of the aging.

1078
01:16:40,400 --> 01:16:43,760
I thought it was well done, but I don't like the mother parts very much.

1079
01:16:43,760 --> 01:16:46,200
And it just ruined the problems again.

1080
01:16:46,200 --> 01:16:52,800
Yeah. Well, no, three ruined problems, a ruined party and God,

1081
01:16:52,800 --> 01:16:57,800
a ruined fashion career with number five Carrie Diaries.

1082
01:16:57,800 --> 01:17:01,200
And then I started my notes, more notes about Back to the Future three.

1083
01:17:01,200 --> 01:17:04,800
So anyway. I give it that's mine.

1084
01:17:04,800 --> 01:17:08,400
I did mine as a ranking as opposed to grades, so fuck it.

1085
01:17:08,400 --> 01:17:10,600
So it's oh, you ranked all five.

1086
01:17:10,600 --> 01:17:14,200
Yeah, you can literally do it all for you.

1087
01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:16,800
Yeah, do it. Yeah, whatever.

1088
01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:19,400
Well, yeah, it's like we got to throw the last one.

1089
01:17:19,400 --> 01:17:21,600
The rage gets one carry out of Carrie.

1090
01:17:21,600 --> 01:17:25,400
Carrie gets one gets two carries out of oh, no, sorry.

1091
01:17:25,400 --> 01:17:27,600
The rage gets five carries out of carries.

1092
01:17:27,600 --> 01:17:29,600
These are all notes from the Carrie Diaries.

1093
01:17:29,600 --> 01:17:33,200
You did a whole page and so you didn't notice.

1094
01:17:33,200 --> 01:17:40,000
You didn't notice the heart for the eye and think like that's kind of weird.

1095
01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:43,400
It's kind of weird. Well, she.

1096
01:17:43,400 --> 01:17:49,000
Oh, she had a great line, though.

1097
01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:51,800
She's like, I did lose my virginity to a man tonight.

1098
01:17:51,800 --> 01:17:59,400
A man. She literally said, I did lose my virginity.

1099
01:17:59,400 --> 01:18:00,800
Tonight to a man.

1100
01:18:00,800 --> 01:18:03,600
Manhattan will save.

1101
01:18:03,600 --> 01:18:08,000
We'll save this for International Women's Day or something to chick flick day on

1102
01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:08,600
Fred Rice.

1103
01:18:08,600 --> 01:18:11,800
Yeah, I got her name right.

1104
01:18:11,800 --> 01:18:14,200
And it's a very broad.

1105
01:18:14,200 --> 01:18:18,600
I'm just trying to salvage it so you can feel like I watched the whole Carrie Diaries.

1106
01:18:18,600 --> 01:18:22,400
That's my chick flick for International Women's Day.

1107
01:18:22,400 --> 01:18:23,600
It would have been even better.

1108
01:18:23,600 --> 01:18:26,600
Had you just kept watching waiting for the dog.

1109
01:18:26,600 --> 01:18:30,600
I think you got to finish that three seasons.

1110
01:18:30,600 --> 01:18:33,400
It's it has been a single.

1111
01:18:33,400 --> 01:18:35,600
Why is there no blood?

1112
01:18:35,600 --> 01:18:36,200
Is it?

1113
01:18:36,200 --> 01:18:40,800
Oh, she's got her period.

1114
01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:44,400
She's just trying to have sex in some city.

1115
01:18:44,400 --> 01:18:51,400
You go on to watch Sex in the City after because you still wait.

1116
01:18:51,400 --> 01:18:52,600
I know I'm just waiting.

1117
01:18:52,600 --> 01:18:57,200
I'm watching I'm watching Sex in the City to the movie.

1118
01:18:57,200 --> 01:19:00,800
I'm like, all right, she's got to kill someone in this one.

1119
01:19:00,800 --> 01:19:04,600
So I've waited 30 goddamn years of her life.

1120
01:19:04,600 --> 01:19:08,400
So wait, I know you questioned it, but you were like, yeah, this is part of Carrie.

1121
01:19:08,400 --> 01:19:09,800
You finished the episode one.

1122
01:19:09,800 --> 01:19:12,200
You're like, this is Carrie.

1123
01:19:12,200 --> 01:19:17,600
They made a Chucky move a show where I don't think Chuckie made an appearance until like

1124
01:19:17,600 --> 01:19:18,400
episode three.

1125
01:19:18,400 --> 01:19:21,400
I thought, all right, slow build with a happy build up.

1126
01:19:21,400 --> 01:19:26,600
Give us a real upbeat Carrie at the top with friends and then take it all away from her

1127
01:19:26,600 --> 01:19:28,200
and then have her fucking lose it.

1128
01:19:28,200 --> 01:19:29,600
Look, they made it a little funny.

1129
01:19:29,600 --> 01:19:30,200
That's nice.

1130
01:19:30,200 --> 01:19:30,400
Yeah.

1131
01:19:30,400 --> 01:19:31,600
Well shit.

1132
01:19:31,600 --> 01:19:38,000
Anyway, ladies and germs, this has been another spooktacular night.

1133
01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:42,800
How many accidental chick flicks do you rate the first movie?

1134
01:19:42,800 --> 01:19:46,200
It's like how to lose a guy.

1135
01:19:46,200 --> 01:19:47,600
Wait, wait, wait.

1136
01:19:47,600 --> 01:19:50,400
How many episodes of the Carrie Diaries out of 10?

1137
01:19:50,400 --> 01:19:56,000
All the Carrie series, the real Carrie.

1138
01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:57,400
God damn.

1139
01:19:57,400 --> 01:20:02,000
I will say though, the fact that her and her sister at the end patched things up over the

1140
01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:03,000
purse was nice.

1141
01:20:03,000 --> 01:20:12,000
Didn't know how it led to fucking goddamn superpowers or any relation to Stephen King.

1142
01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:17,400
I should have noticed when it said not based on a book by Stephen King in the opening.

1143
01:20:17,400 --> 01:20:18,000
Fuck.

1144
01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:19,000
All right.

1145
01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:20,600
So anyway, that was my pick.

1146
01:20:20,600 --> 01:20:25,000
I thought it was being fun picking the Carrie's, but this is a shout out to Care Bear, our

1147
01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:27,200
coworker Carrie, who we all love.

1148
01:20:27,200 --> 01:20:28,600
I've said her name about a dozen times.

1149
01:20:28,600 --> 01:20:32,400
Maybe that's why I picked it is because one of my friends is named Carrie and we love

1150
01:20:32,400 --> 01:20:32,600
her.

1151
01:20:32,600 --> 01:20:36,000
So anyway, this has been probably the longest.

1152
01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:36,800
Well, maybe not.

1153
01:20:36,800 --> 01:20:37,600
These could be long.

1154
01:20:37,600 --> 01:20:38,400
Go fuck yourselves.

1155
01:20:38,400 --> 01:20:38,800
Who cares?

1156
01:20:38,800 --> 01:20:39,600
They're fun.

1157
01:20:39,600 --> 01:20:43,800
It's been another spooktacular Fried Rice podcast special.

1158
01:20:43,800 --> 01:20:48,800
I've been your host, Andy Rice with me as always has been.

1159
01:20:48,800 --> 01:20:50,000
Shit, I wrote this down.

1160
01:20:50,000 --> 01:20:51,000
Not really.

1161
01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:53,000
It's been Ryan Ryan.

1162
01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:55,600
You said Ryan earlier.

1163
01:20:55,600 --> 01:20:57,600
I've been thinking about him.

1164
01:20:57,600 --> 01:20:58,600
You killed him.

1165
01:20:58,600 --> 01:20:59,600
You did your trumpet.

1166
01:20:59,600 --> 01:21:00,600
I'm thinking you're right.

1167
01:21:00,600 --> 01:21:05,000
Months ago, we have one bar out of five bars.

1168
01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:06,000
Austin Farrell.

1169
01:21:06,000 --> 01:21:11,800
Yo, we have Mike watched two movies.

1170
01:21:11,800 --> 01:21:13,800
What were they again?

1171
01:21:13,800 --> 01:21:14,200
Oh, yeah.

1172
01:21:14,200 --> 01:21:14,600
Here we go.

1173
01:21:14,600 --> 01:21:15,000
One of them was.

1174
01:21:15,000 --> 01:21:15,200
Yeah.

1175
01:21:15,200 --> 01:21:22,800
Mike with a total of one and a half and two out of five plane

1176
01:21:22,800 --> 01:21:26,400
tickets to Maine and mangy cats.

1177
01:21:26,400 --> 01:21:27,000
Yeah, cats.

1178
01:21:27,000 --> 01:21:31,600
So you said something shitting people shitting cat people

1179
01:21:31,600 --> 01:21:33,200
pussies at a five.

1180
01:21:33,200 --> 01:21:37,600
Yeah, was some dude fucking his mom for some reason.

1181
01:21:37,600 --> 01:21:38,000
Yeah.

1182
01:21:38,000 --> 01:21:38,800
Thanks, Stephen King.

1183
01:21:38,800 --> 01:21:39,400
Okay.

1184
01:21:39,400 --> 01:21:42,200
With this is always is bread in.

1185
01:21:42,200 --> 01:21:48,200
Don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't

1186
01:21:48,200 --> 01:21:51,200
don't he ship me up to Boston.

1187
01:21:51,200 --> 01:21:52,400
He brings the joints.

1188
01:21:52,400 --> 01:21:53,200
We get lost in.

1189
01:21:53,200 --> 01:21:55,000
He's definitely not Austin.

1190
01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:56,600
He's Brandon Shipley.

1191
01:21:56,600 --> 01:22:02,600
Don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't

1192
01:22:02,600 --> 01:22:07,600
don't and he's going to finish that Carrie show and I've been

1193
01:22:07,600 --> 01:22:09,200
your host Andy Rice.

1194
01:22:09,200 --> 01:22:16,000
The guy that should have picked up on the signs at three

1195
01:22:16,000 --> 01:22:19,400
o'clock this morning after a Carrie fest rice.

1196
01:22:19,400 --> 01:22:22,400
This has been fried rice podcast.

1197
01:22:22,400 --> 01:22:23,600
We've been fried.

1198
01:22:23,600 --> 01:22:26,000
We've been podcast.

1199
01:22:26,000 --> 01:22:27,400
We've been rice.

1200
01:22:27,400 --> 01:22:39,400
I fuck that up.

1201
01:23:27,400 --> 01:23:30,400
You