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Now time to get high or die!
Because it's 17 nights of Halloween!
I'm the Andy Keeper.
Rice.
That's stupid.
And with us as always is Austin Farrell.
Uh, check me out on, well, check me out on Tales from the Crypt.
Oh shit, okay.
And with us as always is Michael Larson.
I'm still here.
And I'm again, I'm Andy Rice.
Okay, we're gonna drop that.
And this is Tales from the Crypt.
I didn't even come up with fun nicknames for you guys
because I was so, uh, I could have come up with fun puns.
Ah, I didn't do my, I didn't do enough research for this.
I was watching too many Tales from the Crypt.
You guys are pulling to me.
I watched three of them.
Tales from the Crypt diaries?
Tales from the Crypt diaries, yeah.
There's always a diary.
Diaries from the Crypt.
Yeah, I was gonna watch one of the movies, but I didn't.
Um, so, hey, listen, I'm gonna start because I got three of them.
I'll go one and then we'll switch around.
So the first one that I did was a barber of mine recommended.
I was sitting there, I was getting my hair cut.
I mentioned that next week I got a, or like two weeks from now,
I got a two Tales from the Crypt.
It was right when we decided to start doing or whatever.
And, uh, and she was like, she was like, oh, uh, well, I love that show.
I was like, okay, well, what's your favorite episode?
She tells me it is called What's Cooking and What's Cooking is season four,
episode six, and it is Christopher Reeves.
We're talking about Christopher Reeves, Superman Christopher Reeves.
Uh, he is a walking around.
Yeah, walking around.
Okay. Yeah.
So he's a full, yeah.
And he's got a hot wife or whoever.
Uh, he had, so he owns a little restaurant where all he, all he does,
all he sells is squid, different preparations of squids, squid, squid, squid.
It's a failing reference.
It's a failing business and it's not doing well.
So his landlord of the business, Meatloaf, the actor Meatloaf in a full, uh,
business suit comes in, he's demanding money or whatever.
And Christopher Reeves is like, just give me till next week.
And the guy's like, no, uh, whatever.
I'm going to, I'm going to do it now.
So the whole while Christopher Reeve has a cook that's like clean him up guy,
not a cook, but like a guy that cleans, um, who keeps hitting on his wife and shit.
Anyway, that guy takes a knife out of the drawer.
He finds Meatloaf and attacks him.
Oh, no, no, sorry.
They, Christopher Reeve attacks Meatloaf with a knife, uh, after they get into like
kind of an altercation and then he's like, oh my God, I'm so sorry.
Please don't.
And then Meatloaf's like, I'm going to go get the fuck cops and then leaves.
And Christopher Reeve just like, fuck.
And he sits in his, like in his rest, in his restaurant, he's pissed.
Meanwhile, someone else kills Meatloaf.
And the next day his cook, his cleaning guy says like, hey, listen,
I got these steaks, uh, that we can just start cooking instead.
And he starts frying them up and starts feeding the townspeople.
And everybody in the town loves these new steaks.
And then when Chris goes into the back, he opens up the walk in and Meatloaf is there
hanging its corpse and all the meat is being, uh, taken off of him chunk by chunk
and being served to the people.
So they're serving, uh, they're serving the Meatloaf, but they're serving a human.
Serving a Meatloaf Meatloaf.
Yeah, Meatloaf Meatloaf.
And, uh, like more steaks, but yet everyone fucking loves it.
And when, uh, how Meatloaf died.
And they get into this like, uh, uh, oh, Judd Nelson is the, uh, is the guy.
Judd Nelson is the clean them up guy.
So it's Judd Nelson.
Polo star.
Yeah. I know. I was going to say it was a packed, uh, so Judd Nelson is the one
that's like, Hey, keep your mouth shut.
I'll keep getting us bodies or whatever.
And so they keep killing, like he keeps killing people, supplying bodies, cooking it up.
And they're making a fucking killing.
At one point they made $8,000 in one day, which for a tiny little diner in this like
little town is a lot.
So, uh, she's like, I think we might have to open a second location.
And the whole time Chris is like, Oh God, he feels fucking bad about it, but he's making
so much money.
So he's at the cooking station.
He cuts off.
So the ending is basically like, uh, he's, he's sitting there and he's cooking some meat.
He smells it.
It smells good.
And he hasn't tried it yet.
So it cuts off a little piece and he eats and he goes,
Oh my God, this is fucking good.
This is so fucking, he just like, he just, he just, his energy picks up and he starts
flipping it around.
He like, he's just enjoying his job more.
And then it ends with a, the twist of like the Judd Nelson tries to like get, you know,
like do a twist on him at the end, like take over the business or whatever.
And with the help of his wife, her, her finding out about the bodies and with the help of
him, uh, and the sheriff, they kill, they kill this dude and cook him.
And the sheriff's in on it where he's like, how about we change the name to the name of
the neon sign kept changing from like Frank and Irma's to, uh, like Larry, Frank and Irma's
to now like, he's like, how about we change it to like, uh, you know, like Mark Frank
and Irma's or whatever.
So it's, it's a fun little twist.
And then you get the most, let's just talk about this upfront.
The crypt keeper, his, he's got puns on puns on puns on puns.
Uh, I loved the show.
I forgot how good that this show was because I used to watch it in the garage and drink
and just love it.
Also, if you watch all these on YouTube, completely uncensored titties, everything, like they
just don't censor it for some fucking reason.
I don't know if it's like historically significant, so they don't alter it.
I don't know what it is, but you can watch pretty much every episode.
I've seen so many titties on YouTube lately.
It's interesting though, how this, the whole thing with this series, how it can't be played
anywhere.
There's nowhere that has it other than YouTube.
Right.
Somehow they're just letting it all go on YouTube.
But there's the entire series.
They tried to revive it.
They were going to have M night Shyamalanma ding dong, like do his own thing.
And then they just blue balled us and it didn't happen.
I don't know.
Take four.
I mean, I would love 10 short M night Shyamalan stories crafted because I feel like you give
him too much, you give him too much rope.
He hangs himself a lot of the times when it comes to the show.
He hangs himself a lot of the times when it comes to his movies.
He doesn't need to do hour and a half, two hour long movies.
The happening didn't need to be that.
The happening needed to be mass suicides.
It's the trees.
Everyone dies.
And it could have been 30, 40 minutes long and it would have been fucking awesome.
And people would be talking about that stellar episode of the new, the reboot of Tales from
the Crypt or whatever, or the, or it feels like a black mirror episode.
It's HBO, isn't it?
Yeah.
So why wouldn't it be on HBO?
They don't own the rights to it.
Who does?
I don't know.
What the fuck are you doing?
If you're listening, what the fuck are you doing?
Make it, put it somewhere.
I shouldn't have to watch this great show on YouTube.
Although we love YouTube and any other.
No, I'm saying I shouldn't have to like, the only place you can find it is on YouTube
because some guy uploaded it there.
Yeah, that's true.
We should have a remastered wide screen accommodating.
I'm afraid it's going to become lost media somehow.
Once they catch it on YouTube, it probably will.
Congress, the library of Congress has, has, is it culturally significant?
I don't know.
It might be.
It's people talk about it.
Yeah.
Uh, so that was my first one.
Uh, Mike, what was your first one?
Uh, well, I watched, uh, threes a crowd, uh, as a married couple, their relationships
kind of on the rocks, it seems like, uh, they've got financial issues, uh, but they
got a wealthy friend, Alan.
He was their best friend at the wedding, uh, or best man at the wedding.
Been a close friend, uh, but Richard, the husband is jealous of, uh, it's, he becomes
obsessed thinking his wife's having a fair with the rich guy.
Right.
And she's reassuring him and all that she's convinced there's some going on.
They've been trying to have a baby.
Uh, but there's this paranoia, it's just paranoia and tension that just builds
throughout the episode.
Uh, and Richard overhears them talking and confirming what he thinks is
worst fear that they're having a thing and what they're really doing is
planning a party for him.
But, uh, yeah, he's driven to madness.
He violent confronts them.
He shoots the guy with an arrow with a, out of a crossbow.
It's cool as fuck.
He's like, that thing's loaded.
He's like, yup.
I love that.
I already hated the guy that was cheating with his wife the whole time.
I believe they were together, but they were not, it turned out.
Uh, uh, he drags, he kills the ends up choking the wife
out, drags her to the other guy's cabin, thinking where the party was going to
happen that she doesn't know about.
He drags her up to the cabin and the best death job of a chick playing dead
I've ever seen.
She, she literally lays there with her eyes open while he drags her by the neck.
Uh, she drops her head.
She never blinks.
Never.
It's, it's actually quite amazing as a performance.
This chick like slams her head on the ground, just lays there with her eyes open
and opens the door and it's a party and the sign in the background.
You're going to have a baby.
Yeah.
And, uh, there's people there.
Oh, there's so surprised.
Yeah.
Surprise.
Your life was dragging her life.
That's a hell of a great ending.
Uh, I really can't say enough about how good it was.
It was, it was one of the best done twists and scenes.
Uh, acting was great.
The beginning of it got a little self-opera, you know, how the acting gets
and some of that stuff, but by the end it was great.
Uh, very emotionally intense because the, the portrayals of this guy
losing his mind, he does a really good job.
Uh, so basically the twist and the crib keeper at the end laughing about, you know, uh,
but it's psychological or more than body or like in this one is just psychological twist.
Let's try to guess some of his puns.
Let's see.
It was a three-way.
Talk about a monogamy twat.
He didn't say twat, but yes, I didn't know that we had this, but we had a house
Halloween decoration and it was the creep keeper in an electric chair and you would
hang it on the front of your door.
And it's like, it's like about, it's a little bigger than your head and it would
rattle and shake and then you would hear his laugh.
And I had no idea it was the creep keeper until I finally saw my first episode of
tales from the crib.
And then I wish we still had that.
I was like, fuck, I would have kept that.
I was like, this is the episodes really good just because it, like you could
literally see it happening to you.
This crazy guy already.
I was rooting for him.
Yeah.
Even though you told me that they weren't cheating, I don't believe you.
Yeah.
And I'm okay with that.
I was okay with him killing the dude, maybe not her.
It's, it's, uh, he's like, I knew it.
I knew it.
It's like, you can just see his descent into madness and they, they do it so quick
in the episode, but it really works.
It's four out of five stars.
It's great.
Super good.
Austin.
Uh, so I watched like a top 10 of the episodes, like you just briefly described
the episodes like we are.
And I w I looked at all 10 of them and I just made my pick for the one I was
actually going to watch.
So I chose split personality.
Oh, cool.
And it was mainly because Joe Pesci is in it.
And, uh, so it starts out like they're at a casino and the guy, I think it's
the guy who plays cipher.
Oh, from matrix.
Matrix is the dealer.
And there's this guy playing, uh, blackjack.
Joe Pesci goes up.
He's like, tell him, tell him to hit again, tell him, tell him to hit again
with all these chips.
And he beat the guy wins and he hits it big.
And he's like, Oh, thank you.
Like here, here's some of your money.
He's like, I don't want any of your money, but here's what we could do is, uh,
you know, you, I have a business and it's like a guaranteed it's guaranteed money.
I just need you to write me a check for 10 K and give me your address and your
phone number and blah, blah, blah.
So he basically cons of this guy at a $10,000 after helping him after hearing
everything about, Oh, my son needs a surgery and this money is going to help.
And, uh, so he's just a sleazy fucking con man.
And he's laying in this bed with this chick with her tits out.
Great hits.
Full tits on YouTube.
Geez, Mike just chilled.
I'm just kidding.
Calm down, put the chair down, Mike.
So he's like talking.
He's like, I got to figure out a way out of, you know, just being like a simple
con man, like, and you know, cause I want to hit it big and I want twins.
It's always he's driving down the road.
One day he gets a flat tire.
He's like trying to like get to the people in the house and it's like a nice big,
beautiful house.
And he goes and he sees a telephone.
Uh, these two twins come out and they're pointing a gun at him and he's like,
Hey, I just, I just needed to make a phone call and I'll be out of your guys'
hair.
And, uh, he, they, they grow to like him and, uh, he finds out they're worth $2
billion and he starts with a B.
Yeah.
And he starts schmoozing both of them and, uh, he starts, starts fucking both
of them.
Uh, but he, yeah, they're chicks, they're twin girls.
And he starts pretending that he has a brother that lives in South Africa.
She's like, Hey, I got to go out of town on business, but my brother will be here.
And so he just changes.
He looks like an eighties Elton John because he, he, in his mind, he's
thinking, look, if I marry one of them, they, they like me.
But if I marry one of them, I only get half of the fortune.
So if I pretend to be somebody, if I have, pretend I have a twin brother, I
can marry both of them and inherit all of it.
That is insane.
So that goes on for a while, but the way they found that he was tanning in
their, in their, by their pool and like part of his robe, like blue onto his
back while he was tanning.
So it gave a big tan line.
And then the girls figure out that, uh, oh yeah, he had this weird tan line on
his back.
He's like, wait, he, my guy did too.
And so they figure out that he was, uh, taking advantage of them.
No, in the beginning, you said he, did he fuck both of them at the same time?
In both of them?
No, not at the same time separately.
Separately.
They knew about one.
Initially, he's, he's no, he's, he's fucking one as him.
And then he's fucking the other one as his fake brother.
I think when you first started off, you said that he fucked them.
No, he's, he's schmoozing them.
I, I, I just didn't get to the whole fake twin brother.
Okay.
Got it.
So he's two, he's, he's pretending to be twins.
Yeah.
Fucking two twins.
Are the twins hot?
Yeah.
Okay.
And then, uh, he, they, yeah, so they figure out, they figure out his whole game
and they, uh, they tie him, they tie him to a bed and then they tell him that like they
figured out everything and they chainsaw his dick.
And from going forward, like fucking.
Oh, wait.
Dick.
So we're talking split up the middle.
Yeah.
They split them up the middle.
Yes.
You've seen the movie.
And then it cuts to their rooms.
It cuts to one girl's room and she's, she's laying with him and it's like a side profile
of him.
And then it goes to the other room with the other girl and it's another side profile of
him.
But then the camera turns around and it's half of his body.
That's awesome.
So, and yeah, it was, it was a good one.
That was a good one.
Fuck yeah.
What do you give it a rating?
Uh, I'll give, I'll give that one a, uh, a B, a B minus.
Or, uh, uh, four chainsaw dicks.
Yeah.
Four chainsaw dicks.
I watched two and a half others.
Uh, I didn't really finish the third one.
The third one that I didn't finish, finished star Tim Curry in three different roles.
He played an old man, an old woman who, uh, con Ed Bakley Jr. as a salesman, salesman,
con artist who shows up trying to sell.
You see him like pull off a con in the beginning where he, he, uh, cons a woman out of like
150 bucks for a funeral plot.
Then he moves on to Tim Curry's house.
Uh, well the Tim Curry household and they bring him in drug him.
And when he wakes up, he's tied up or whatever.
And they are telling them like, let's kill him.
And she's like, no, pal, let's not kill him.
You know, let's wait till, let's wait till she sees him until Margaret sees him or whatever.
And, uh, Ed Bakley is about to wake up.
It's like, no, let's just kill him.
Uh, he's asleep, whatever.
When Ma, when the girl comes down, she's disgusting.
It's Tim Curry in full gross, fat costume, makeup, pimply.
It's like everything just like they really go hard on making her disgusting.
And she tries to seduce Ed Bakley Jr.
And I was eating, so I stopped.
Uh, so, but you find out that they kill other other other people.
But then we get into the two that actually are really fucking liked.
Cutting cards is a cool ass episode.
It is the shortest episode of Tales of the Crypt.
Uh, I just, that's why I picked adding it on.
I was like, all right, cool.
And it had that picture of the guy with the rush roulette gun to his head.
So I saw still of a guy in a cowboy suit with a gun to his head.
I was like, let's fucking do it.
That guy is fucking awesome.
He plays this cowboy degenerate gambler.
He shows up to an under underground gambling club and he walks in.
He's like, any heavy hitters here?
Is there any like high stakes poker?
When I was here, there was a no limits room or whatever.
They're like, well, there's, uh, I better forget their name,
but there's one guy in the back, you know, uh, and he recognizes the name.
He goes, fuck, he's here.
I, you know, I, I fuck.
All right.
And so he goes, he ends up going to the back and he sees the guy.
He goes, what the fuck you do?
Like they have like a really heated just like, oh man, I fucking hate you.
I've always beaten you.
Whatever.
It's like, yeah, I beat you last time.
They're like real like up in each other's face.
And then they get to just like, all right, fuck it.
Let's, you know, let's play.
You guys like, I don't fuck.
I'm not going to play against you.
How much money you got?
I got a hundred bucks in my pocket.
That's not worth it.
It's like, fine.
How about we play for whoever wins.
The other person has to get the fuck out of town and never come back.
I never have to see you ever again.
Guys like fine, but let's not play poker.
Let's go straight to it.
Russian roulette.
And the guy's like, fine.
No, actually they do.
They do dice first.
They do dice and they both roll double six.
He's like, fucking Russian roulette.
The guy's like, I got it.
I got a revolver in my car.
Let's go.
And they go outside in the parking lot.
Guy pulls out a gun, hands it to the other dude so that he can load it.
He pulls the thing or actually he's about to do it.
The guy takes it from me.
He's like, no, fuck you.
Knocks the bullets out, puts one in, spins it, hands it to the guy, puts it to his head.
And they do a full five rounds of Russian roulette.
It goes all the way through.
And then it gets down to the cowboy guy with this whole time, the whole time.
Every time, I mean, every time that he's got one of these guys gets a gun to their head,
the panic, the fear, the resolution, the guy's like, no,
you got to think about it first.
You got to think about the gun against your head.
You got to think about the fact that my brain's going to splatter against the car over there.
Or am I going to?
And then you just fucking does it.
And you're just like, holy fuck.
And you're just like in it.
The other guy's just like, and then he and the other guy's like looking at
he's got like a smile like this, like sick, like he's about to see someone die smile.
The moment it clicks, he goes, like, you just see the fear of fucking God in his eyes.
And he picks up the gun and it just goes like, it goes back up.
And they're just like back and forth, back and forth, back and forth.
And then it gets down to that last bullet in the chamber, six,
and he's and the other guy has one and he tells the cowboy, he's like, I've done it.
You know, you get the fuck out of town.
It takes the gun.
You don't tell me how to fucking play.
And he puts the gun up.
I always am a man of my fucking word.
I'm you know, you tell people you tell my last words is I was didn't go out like a
fucking bitch and he clicks it and it just fucking nothing.
It's a dud.
It was a dud.
And they never really hash over why these guys fucking hate each other so much.
It's just watch it.
This is the first episode I've ever seen.
Yeah.
So so they they don't really go.
No, they just it's like bitter rival.
Right.
So then right after that, you think the episode would be over at one point, a guy drives up,
a guy drives up and interrupts them.
And he's honking the horn like, hey, move it.
And the dude takes the gun out of the other guy's hand, points to the guys.
Hey, my friend and I are fucking doing something.
My friend and I are fucking doing something over here.
You heard my friend get the fuck out here.
They both stare down this dude.
And the guy he's like, all right, all right, all right, he leaves.
And then it goes back to them, takes the gun and they just go back to resuming it.
He goes, all right, then chop poker.
And it goes to another incredibly tense scene where they're just playing five hand draw.
No, not like no river or anything.
Just best hand wins.
You can trade your cards or whatever, but two hands or whatever.
And then loser gets their finger chopped off by a fucking blade.
And they do it.
And then it comically, the comic ending of it is after that, after they each lose a couple
rounds or whatever, it cuts to them in a nursing home, losing their arms and legs.
And they're playing checkers and they're aggressively playing checks.
And then the last thing is their faces shmushed up against each other in like an aggressive,
like, like a free frame, like rock, which I love.
The other episode I watched that I really, really, really enjoy, but holy shit, is it weird.
It's called Skin Deep and it's a guy.
He goes to a Halloween party.
He wasn't invited to.
He sees this woman dancing.
He looks very angrily at her.
Another guy, the host of the party comes up to him and says,
Doug, what the fuck are you doing here?
You can't be here.
You can't be around her.
Like, and he's like, what?
I thought we were friends.
The guy's like, no, he's like, oh, you believe the shit that she said?
You think I really hit her?
You think I choked her or whatever?
Like, it's out there that he beat the shit out of his wife, right?
She left it.
But now she's dancing with some guy at a Halloween party.
They were separated and she's allowed to do that.
But he's fucking getting aggressive and he's getting drunk.
And the host of the party is this kind of a wimpy guy.
I can't really get rid of him.
So he's like, I'm just going to have one drink.
He goes and he's there.
Well, he's at the party and he kind of has an aggressive fight with his wife.
And she's like, you can't hit me here, can you?
You want to choke me in front of all these people?
Like, it's aggressive. He goes in the other room.
And when he's in the kitchen, he pours himself a drink,
and smashes like a punches a pumpkin or whatever.
There's like a hot chick, like a hot body chick with this creepy white mask.
It's a Halloween party.
And so they talk.
And she's like sexy as fuck.
If you ever watch this, I don't know what the acting was.
Or like, they just let her just go wild.
But like everything she says is the right thing.
She definitely seduces him.
He's in for it.
They take off together.
And it's like one of those things where it's like when they get back to her place,
which is just like this abandoned shithole hotel or whatever.
When they're in there and they're getting heated up,
like she's like, here, feel my thigh.
She like puts his hand right there.
He like makes the cardinal rule that I think like a lot of guys have made.
Like right when like that was happening, he like gets too eager.
And he says like, should we have sex?
And she's like, she takes his hand.
She's like, I mean, you were kind of doing the right thing up until that.
You know, and it's just like one of those things like too eager.
Like, let the moment fucking flow.
And he was just he's like one of those aggressive needs, what he wants,
you know, wants what he needs or wants what he whatever one of those guys.
So they fuck.
She drugs him.
He walks around the house.
He sees what a black guy screaming at him, but who's not there.
She wants to kind of she's like, you know, this was great.
But like, leave me alone now.
I don't want to I don't want to do this.
Well, no, he's there.
He's OK with cuddling or whatever.
But what happened was when he fucked her, he released all of his rage.
He feels like he felt like he was better for it and he felt happier after.
So when he's cuddling up with his like, I've never felt like this before.
And they were having this like, keep our masks on, don't tell each other our names.
But then he's like, my name is like, and she's like, no, what the fuck are you doing?
I don't want this.
And they start he starts trying to get closer and closer to her.
She says, just leave me alone.
She's trying to like sleep.
She's like, I want you out of here by the time I wake up.
Just leave me the fuck alone.
And he's just like, no, I need you.
And then he then he starts getting angry.
He's like, no, you're not going to treat me like this fucking bitch.
And like, because he's an abusive guy, he immediately goes abusive.
And so anyway, he gets drugged.
He finds a room full of faces that have been ripped off of men that she's fucked.
And they're all on display.
And he comes in and he goes to her and she's still wearing her mask.
And he goes like, you fuck you killed all of them.
She has like a little hacksaw thing that she was using in that room.
And he didn't know was in there.
She's like, you fucking killed all those people.
So he attacks her and she kills him.
He tries to take the mask off and rips her flesh.
And she says, I was born like this, you fucking asshole.
And those men tried to fucking rape me or whatever.
And like, but anyway, she kills him.
So she was actually kind of a victim the whole time.
And he really was just a monster.
The whole monster the whole time was this rapist aggressive guy.
I liked it.
It was just a more grounded, a little bit of sci-fi, a little bit of horror.
Overall, I'm giving tales from the crypt itself,
from the three episodes that I watched so far, a B plus enthusiastically.
It has been a blast.
It is everything I fucking want.
Late 90, early 2000, cheesy soap opera, over the top, horror, sci-fi.
It's Twilight Zone.
It's Black Mirror.
It's whatever it wants to be.
It's great, and the crypt keepers are so full of fucks.
There's some honorable mentions.
There's one that Arnold Fortunaire directed.
Holy shit, watch that one.
What's that called?
It's...
You can watch the top 10.
There's an episode called...
Cinemassacre does a top 10 video, and he briefly explains them.
He doesn't like to give away the spoilers, so I can't really...
He's in the beginning and he talks to the crypt keepers.
Oh, group people, what's up?
So there's one called Yellow that I wanted to watch.
There's one that...
Fuck, who directed it?
I kind of want to watch the whole thing now.
I just want to...
It's the one that...
What's his name?
Me too.
I forget the director's name, but it's the one where the one son is a coward soldier,
and his dad's a big time general.
It's called Yellow.
That's the one I was just talking about.
It's Kirk Douglas and his son that passed away.
Michael Douglas.
Who's the father?
Kirk is the father.
So Spartacus and Eric Douglas, the brother who passed away in I think 1996 or 1997.
Around then.
Maybe later, but he passed away.
So it was them.
Are they father and son in the show?
Yeah, in real life.
That's pretty cool.
Yeah, that's cool.
That's great, yeah.
I've seen that episode.
I don't really remember it that well, but I remember enjoying it.
I saw some of these like 25, 30, whatever they were on.
I mean, it was like five, six years ago.
Yeah, when I could sneak in some HBO.
Going back to it, it's so good.
Yellow was a back door pilot for a new show that they wanted to do that was going to be war themed,
but in the style of Tales from the Crypt.
Like different crazy war stories like Yellow would have been.
And there's comics, Tales from the Crypt comics, if you've ever seen them.
Oh, I'm sure there's Tales from the Crypt.
After seeing Aliens versus Predator versus Batman versus Superman as a legit comic book
that you could go and buy or it's the four of them fighting, I was like, yeah, of course,
there's comic books for everything.
There's a rule 34 for, I think, if something exists, there's a comic book crossover with it.
So I can imagine Tales from the Crypt meets Batman is a thing.
I haven't looked it up, but I can imagine there's a Tales from the Crypt
where Batman has to get involved.
I don't know how, but it would happen.
So B plus for me, whole entire series.
I loved it.
All those episodes are great.
I'm going to probably watch all of them.
Yeah, all of them, including the two movies, Bordello of Blood and Demon Knights, which I have.
I think in Halloween, this is just put on that playlist and go.
Yeah, cool.
Well, thank you everybody for joining us for a oh, God, I wish I'd come up with another another pun.
You'd think I'd have a bunch of rice puns locked and loaded a whole life of having a
putty nails from the crock pot.
Tales from the I didn't like it.
It's white rice for sure.
I don't know.
Fuck it.
This has been the Tales from the Crypt special.
We're going to keep this just under 30 minutes with me, as always has been Austin.
If he were a Tales from the Crypt episode, I think that he would be someone who was attacked by like a female main character of a movie.
You know what I mean?
Like you would be one of the one of the goons that would get like.
That'd be like nice tits villain. Exactly.
If Michael was a villain in a Tales from the Crypt episode, he would be the Tales.
He would be the Crypt Keepers grandfather.
I cannot.
Carson, because I cannot die.
You're old as fuck.
And I'm Andy Rice.
I would be some weird thing with like a murder room that have puppets in it.
And who knows what else we keep adding to it.
Rice and this has been Fried Rice Podcast.
You say it.
We've been fried.
We've been rice.
We've been.
We've been podcast.
We've been pod.