1 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,600 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 2 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:33,040 And welcome! 3 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:36,240 Nothing's as nice as fried rice! 4 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:37,520 Podcast that is! 5 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:38,480 Mu ha ha! 6 00:00:38,480 --> 00:00:42,480 Now time to get high or die! 7 00:00:42,480 --> 00:00:47,200 Because it's 17 nights of Halloween! 8 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:49,200 I'm the Andy Keeper. 9 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:50,880 Rice. 10 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:52,320 That's stupid. 11 00:00:52,880 --> 00:00:55,840 And with us as always is Austin Farrell. 12 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:59,520 Uh, check me out on, well, check me out on Tales from the Crypt. 13 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:00,400 Oh shit, okay. 14 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:03,840 And with us as always is Michael Larson. 15 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:05,440 I'm still here. 16 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:07,600 And I'm again, I'm Andy Rice. 17 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:08,480 Okay, we're gonna drop that. 18 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:10,160 And this is Tales from the Crypt. 19 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:11,840 I didn't even come up with fun nicknames for you guys 20 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:14,640 because I was so, uh, I could have come up with fun puns. 21 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:18,320 Ah, I didn't do my, I didn't do enough research for this. 22 00:01:18,320 --> 00:01:20,080 I was watching too many Tales from the Crypt. 23 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,280 You guys are pulling to me. 24 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:22,640 I watched three of them. 25 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:23,840 Tales from the Crypt diaries? 26 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:27,600 Tales from the Crypt diaries, yeah. 27 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:28,800 There's always a diary. 28 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:30,160 Diaries from the Crypt. 29 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:32,720 Yeah, I was gonna watch one of the movies, but I didn't. 30 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:35,600 Um, so, hey, listen, I'm gonna start because I got three of them. 31 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:37,520 I'll go one and then we'll switch around. 32 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:41,760 So the first one that I did was a barber of mine recommended. 33 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:43,200 I was sitting there, I was getting my hair cut. 34 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:45,760 I mentioned that next week I got a, or like two weeks from now, 35 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:46,640 I got a two Tales from the Crypt. 36 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:49,200 It was right when we decided to start doing or whatever. 37 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:53,840 And, uh, and she was like, she was like, oh, uh, well, I love that show. 38 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:55,360 I was like, okay, well, what's your favorite episode? 39 00:01:55,360 --> 00:02:00,240 She tells me it is called What's Cooking and What's Cooking is season four, 40 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:03,200 episode six, and it is Christopher Reeves. 41 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:05,440 We're talking about Christopher Reeves, Superman Christopher Reeves. 42 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:08,800 Uh, he is a walking around. 43 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:09,520 Yeah, walking around. 44 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:10,320 Okay. Yeah. 45 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:11,680 So he's a full, yeah. 46 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:13,600 And he's got a hot wife or whoever. 47 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:19,920 Uh, he had, so he owns a little restaurant where all he, all he does, 48 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:23,680 all he sells is squid, different preparations of squids, squid, squid, squid. 49 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:25,920 It's a failing reference. 50 00:02:25,920 --> 00:02:28,400 It's a failing business and it's not doing well. 51 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:34,960 So his landlord of the business, Meatloaf, the actor Meatloaf in a full, uh, 52 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:37,520 business suit comes in, he's demanding money or whatever. 53 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:39,920 And Christopher Reeves is like, just give me till next week. 54 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:41,760 And the guy's like, no, uh, whatever. 55 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:43,120 I'm going to, I'm going to do it now. 56 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:47,360 So the whole while Christopher Reeve has a cook that's like clean him up guy, 57 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:52,080 not a cook, but like a guy that cleans, um, who keeps hitting on his wife and shit. 58 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:54,560 Anyway, that guy takes a knife out of the drawer. 59 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:56,720 He finds Meatloaf and attacks him. 60 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:57,840 Oh, no, no, sorry. 61 00:02:57,840 --> 00:03:01,440 They, Christopher Reeve attacks Meatloaf with a knife, uh, after they get into like 62 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:05,360 kind of an altercation and then he's like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. 63 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:05,920 Please don't. 64 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:08,400 And then Meatloaf's like, I'm going to go get the fuck cops and then leaves. 65 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:10,240 And Christopher Reeve just like, fuck. 66 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:12,960 And he sits in his, like in his rest, in his restaurant, he's pissed. 67 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:16,240 Meanwhile, someone else kills Meatloaf. 68 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:20,960 And the next day his cook, his cleaning guy says like, hey, listen, 69 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:24,320 I got these steaks, uh, that we can just start cooking instead. 70 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:27,600 And he starts frying them up and starts feeding the townspeople. 71 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:29,840 And everybody in the town loves these new steaks. 72 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:33,920 And then when Chris goes into the back, he opens up the walk in and Meatloaf is there 73 00:03:33,920 --> 00:03:39,040 hanging its corpse and all the meat is being, uh, taken off of him chunk by chunk 74 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:40,720 and being served to the people. 75 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:45,120 So they're serving, uh, they're serving the Meatloaf, but they're serving a human. 76 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:46,560 Serving a Meatloaf Meatloaf. 77 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:47,840 Yeah, Meatloaf Meatloaf. 78 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:51,040 And, uh, like more steaks, but yet everyone fucking loves it. 79 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:53,760 And when, uh, how Meatloaf died. 80 00:03:55,520 --> 00:04:01,440 And they get into this like, uh, uh, oh, Judd Nelson is the, uh, is the guy. 81 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:03,360 Judd Nelson is the clean them up guy. 82 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:04,640 So it's Judd Nelson. 83 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:05,360 Polo star. 84 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:08,480 Yeah. I know. I was going to say it was a packed, uh, so Judd Nelson is the one 85 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:10,000 that's like, Hey, keep your mouth shut. 86 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,760 I'll keep getting us bodies or whatever. 87 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:16,480 And so they keep killing, like he keeps killing people, supplying bodies, cooking it up. 88 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:17,840 And they're making a fucking killing. 89 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:22,400 At one point they made $8,000 in one day, which for a tiny little diner in this like 90 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:23,520 little town is a lot. 91 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:27,600 So, uh, she's like, I think we might have to open a second location. 92 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:31,280 And the whole time Chris is like, Oh God, he feels fucking bad about it, but he's making 93 00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:32,320 so much money. 94 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:33,840 So he's at the cooking station. 95 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:34,640 He cuts off. 96 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:40,080 So the ending is basically like, uh, he's, he's sitting there and he's cooking some meat. 97 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:40,800 He smells it. 98 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:41,520 It smells good. 99 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:42,880 And he hasn't tried it yet. 100 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:45,440 So it cuts off a little piece and he eats and he goes, 101 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:48,000 Oh my God, this is fucking good. 102 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:52,080 This is so fucking, he just like, he just, he just, his energy picks up and he starts 103 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:52,960 flipping it around. 104 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,120 He like, he's just enjoying his job more. 105 00:04:55,120 --> 00:05:01,440 And then it ends with a, the twist of like the Judd Nelson tries to like get, you know, 106 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:04,640 like do a twist on him at the end, like take over the business or whatever. 107 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:09,360 And with the help of his wife, her, her finding out about the bodies and with the help of 108 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:14,160 him, uh, and the sheriff, they kill, they kill this dude and cook him. 109 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:18,160 And the sheriff's in on it where he's like, how about we change the name to the name of 110 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:23,760 the neon sign kept changing from like Frank and Irma's to, uh, like Larry, Frank and Irma's 111 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:28,160 to now like, he's like, how about we change it to like, uh, you know, like Mark Frank 112 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:29,040 and Irma's or whatever. 113 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:30,880 So it's, it's a fun little twist. 114 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:33,680 And then you get the most, let's just talk about this upfront. 115 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:39,520 The crypt keeper, his, he's got puns on puns on puns on puns. 116 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:41,360 Uh, I loved the show. 117 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:46,080 I forgot how good that this show was because I used to watch it in the garage and drink 118 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:47,280 and just love it. 119 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:53,280 Also, if you watch all these on YouTube, completely uncensored titties, everything, like they 120 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:56,000 just don't censor it for some fucking reason. 121 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:59,280 I don't know if it's like historically significant, so they don't alter it. 122 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:02,320 I don't know what it is, but you can watch pretty much every episode. 123 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,160 I've seen so many titties on YouTube lately. 124 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:09,040 It's interesting though, how this, the whole thing with this series, how it can't be played 125 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:09,680 anywhere. 126 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:12,240 There's nowhere that has it other than YouTube. 127 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:12,560 Right. 128 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:14,720 Somehow they're just letting it all go on YouTube. 129 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:16,960 But there's the entire series. 130 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:18,160 They tried to revive it. 131 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:22,000 They were going to have M night Shyamalanma ding dong, like do his own thing. 132 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:25,040 And then they just blue balled us and it didn't happen. 133 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:25,600 I don't know. 134 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:26,960 Take four. 135 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:34,000 I mean, I would love 10 short M night Shyamalan stories crafted because I feel like you give 136 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:35,920 him too much, you give him too much rope. 137 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:38,000 He hangs himself a lot of the times when it comes to the show. 138 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,320 He hangs himself a lot of the times when it comes to his movies. 139 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:43,520 He doesn't need to do hour and a half, two hour long movies. 140 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:44,880 The happening didn't need to be that. 141 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:47,360 The happening needed to be mass suicides. 142 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:48,480 It's the trees. 143 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:49,360 Everyone dies. 144 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:52,720 And it could have been 30, 40 minutes long and it would have been fucking awesome. 145 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:57,440 And people would be talking about that stellar episode of the new, the reboot of Tales from 146 00:06:57,440 --> 00:07:00,800 the Crypt or whatever, or the, or it feels like a black mirror episode. 147 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:02,080 It's HBO, isn't it? 148 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:02,320 Yeah. 149 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:04,240 So why wouldn't it be on HBO? 150 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:05,440 They don't own the rights to it. 151 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:06,720 Who does? 152 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:06,960 I don't know. 153 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:08,720 What the fuck are you doing? 154 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:10,560 If you're listening, what the fuck are you doing? 155 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:12,080 Make it, put it somewhere. 156 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:14,400 I shouldn't have to watch this great show on YouTube. 157 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:17,200 Although we love YouTube and any other. 158 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:21,920 No, I'm saying I shouldn't have to like, the only place you can find it is on YouTube 159 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:24,160 because some guy uploaded it there. 160 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:24,800 Yeah, that's true. 161 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:29,360 We should have a remastered wide screen accommodating. 162 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:31,520 I'm afraid it's going to become lost media somehow. 163 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:34,080 Once they catch it on YouTube, it probably will. 164 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:38,640 Congress, the library of Congress has, has, is it culturally significant? 165 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:39,120 I don't know. 166 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:39,600 It might be. 167 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:40,720 It's people talk about it. 168 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:41,360 Yeah. 169 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:42,480 Uh, so that was my first one. 170 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:43,760 Uh, Mike, what was your first one? 171 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:50,000 Uh, well, I watched, uh, threes a crowd, uh, as a married couple, their relationships 172 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:55,520 kind of on the rocks, it seems like, uh, they've got financial issues, uh, but they 173 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:56,640 got a wealthy friend, Alan. 174 00:07:56,640 --> 00:08:00,640 He was their best friend at the wedding, uh, or best man at the wedding. 175 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:08,880 Been a close friend, uh, but Richard, the husband is jealous of, uh, it's, he becomes 176 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:12,240 obsessed thinking his wife's having a fair with the rich guy. 177 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:13,920 Right. 178 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:16,960 And she's reassuring him and all that she's convinced there's some going on. 179 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:18,080 They've been trying to have a baby. 180 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:22,880 Uh, but there's this paranoia, it's just paranoia and tension that just builds 181 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:23,840 throughout the episode. 182 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:30,240 Uh, and Richard overhears them talking and confirming what he thinks is 183 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:32,960 worst fear that they're having a thing and what they're really doing is 184 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:34,080 planning a party for him. 185 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:38,000 But, uh, yeah, he's driven to madness. 186 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:40,080 He violent confronts them. 187 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:43,920 He shoots the guy with an arrow with a, out of a crossbow. 188 00:08:43,920 --> 00:08:44,720 It's cool as fuck. 189 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:45,600 He's like, that thing's loaded. 190 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:46,320 He's like, yup. 191 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:49,040 I love that. 192 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:52,560 I already hated the guy that was cheating with his wife the whole time. 193 00:08:52,560 --> 00:08:55,840 I believe they were together, but they were not, it turned out. 194 00:08:55,840 --> 00:09:00,080 Uh, uh, he drags, he kills the ends up choking the wife 195 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:05,040 out, drags her to the other guy's cabin, thinking where the party was going to 196 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:06,800 happen that she doesn't know about. 197 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:12,480 He drags her up to the cabin and the best death job of a chick playing dead 198 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:13,520 I've ever seen. 199 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:19,200 She, she literally lays there with her eyes open while he drags her by the neck. 200 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:23,200 Uh, she drops her head. 201 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:24,880 She never blinks. 202 00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:25,360 Never. 203 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:28,320 It's, it's actually quite amazing as a performance. 204 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:32,320 This chick like slams her head on the ground, just lays there with her eyes open 205 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:39,040 and opens the door and it's a party and the sign in the background. 206 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:40,000 You're going to have a baby. 207 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:43,040 Yeah. 208 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:44,480 And, uh, there's people there. 209 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:46,800 Oh, there's so surprised. 210 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:47,040 Yeah. 211 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:47,520 Surprise. 212 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:49,280 Your life was dragging her life. 213 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:52,000 That's a hell of a great ending. 214 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:56,960 Uh, I really can't say enough about how good it was. 215 00:09:56,960 --> 00:10:01,600 It was, it was one of the best done twists and scenes. 216 00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:04,480 Uh, acting was great. 217 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:07,440 The beginning of it got a little self-opera, you know, how the acting gets 218 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,600 and some of that stuff, but by the end it was great. 219 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:17,920 Uh, very emotionally intense because the, the portrayals of this guy 220 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:20,080 losing his mind, he does a really good job. 221 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:28,960 Uh, so basically the twist and the crib keeper at the end laughing about, you know, uh, 222 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:35,680 but it's psychological or more than body or like in this one is just psychological twist. 223 00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:37,120 Let's try to guess some of his puns. 224 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:37,360 Let's see. 225 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:38,160 It was a three-way. 226 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:42,080 Talk about a monogamy twat. 227 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:50,000 He didn't say twat, but yes, I didn't know that we had this, but we had a house 228 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:54,320 Halloween decoration and it was the creep keeper in an electric chair and you would 229 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,600 hang it on the front of your door. 230 00:10:55,600 --> 00:11:00,320 And it's like, it's like about, it's a little bigger than your head and it would 231 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:05,280 rattle and shake and then you would hear his laugh. 232 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:10,560 And I had no idea it was the creep keeper until I finally saw my first episode of 233 00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:11,440 tales from the crib. 234 00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:13,440 And then I wish we still had that. 235 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:15,120 I was like, fuck, I would have kept that. 236 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:19,920 I was like, this is the episodes really good just because it, like you could 237 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:22,080 literally see it happening to you. 238 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:24,000 This crazy guy already. 239 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,200 I was rooting for him. 240 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:25,520 Yeah. 241 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:28,560 Even though you told me that they weren't cheating, I don't believe you. 242 00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:28,880 Yeah. 243 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:30,560 And I'm okay with that. 244 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:32,640 I was okay with him killing the dude, maybe not her. 245 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:35,680 It's, it's, uh, he's like, I knew it. 246 00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:36,160 I knew it. 247 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:40,240 It's like, you can just see his descent into madness and they, they do it so quick 248 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:43,040 in the episode, but it really works. 249 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:44,240 It's four out of five stars. 250 00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:44,480 It's great. 251 00:11:45,680 --> 00:11:46,240 Super good. 252 00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:46,740 Austin. 253 00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:52,020 Uh, so I watched like a top 10 of the episodes, like you just briefly described 254 00:11:52,020 --> 00:11:53,220 the episodes like we are. 255 00:11:53,220 --> 00:11:56,420 And I w I looked at all 10 of them and I just made my pick for the one I was 256 00:11:56,420 --> 00:11:57,460 actually going to watch. 257 00:11:57,460 --> 00:11:59,140 So I chose split personality. 258 00:11:59,140 --> 00:12:00,100 Oh, cool. 259 00:12:00,100 --> 00:12:02,420 And it was mainly because Joe Pesci is in it. 260 00:12:03,460 --> 00:12:08,100 And, uh, so it starts out like they're at a casino and the guy, I think it's 261 00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:09,780 the guy who plays cipher. 262 00:12:10,580 --> 00:12:11,700 Oh, from matrix. 263 00:12:11,700 --> 00:12:13,300 Matrix is the dealer. 264 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:15,780 And there's this guy playing, uh, blackjack. 265 00:12:15,780 --> 00:12:16,820 Joe Pesci goes up. 266 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:20,180 He's like, tell him, tell him to hit again, tell him, tell him to hit again 267 00:12:20,180 --> 00:12:21,060 with all these chips. 268 00:12:21,060 --> 00:12:23,540 And he beat the guy wins and he hits it big. 269 00:12:23,540 --> 00:12:24,900 And he's like, Oh, thank you. 270 00:12:24,900 --> 00:12:26,020 Like here, here's some of your money. 271 00:12:26,020 --> 00:12:29,780 He's like, I don't want any of your money, but here's what we could do is, uh, 272 00:12:30,260 --> 00:12:34,660 you know, you, I have a business and it's like a guaranteed it's guaranteed money. 273 00:12:34,660 --> 00:12:38,100 I just need you to write me a check for 10 K and give me your address and your 274 00:12:38,100 --> 00:12:39,940 phone number and blah, blah, blah. 275 00:12:39,940 --> 00:12:43,540 So he basically cons of this guy at a $10,000 after helping him after hearing 276 00:12:43,540 --> 00:12:46,180 everything about, Oh, my son needs a surgery and this money is going to help. 277 00:12:46,660 --> 00:12:49,460 And, uh, so he's just a sleazy fucking con man. 278 00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:53,140 And he's laying in this bed with this chick with her tits out. 279 00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:53,860 Great hits. 280 00:12:55,860 --> 00:12:56,900 Full tits on YouTube. 281 00:12:56,900 --> 00:12:58,100 Geez, Mike just chilled. 282 00:12:58,100 --> 00:13:00,100 I'm just kidding. 283 00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:02,100 Calm down, put the chair down, Mike. 284 00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:03,540 So he's like talking. 285 00:13:03,540 --> 00:13:06,580 He's like, I got to figure out a way out of, you know, just being like a simple 286 00:13:06,580 --> 00:13:10,740 con man, like, and you know, cause I want to hit it big and I want twins. 287 00:13:10,740 --> 00:13:13,140 It's always he's driving down the road. 288 00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:14,900 One day he gets a flat tire. 289 00:13:14,900 --> 00:13:18,740 He's like trying to like get to the people in the house and it's like a nice big, 290 00:13:18,740 --> 00:13:19,700 beautiful house. 291 00:13:19,700 --> 00:13:21,300 And he goes and he sees a telephone. 292 00:13:21,860 --> 00:13:25,380 Uh, these two twins come out and they're pointing a gun at him and he's like, 293 00:13:25,380 --> 00:13:27,860 Hey, I just, I just needed to make a phone call and I'll be out of your guys' 294 00:13:27,860 --> 00:13:28,260 hair. 295 00:13:28,260 --> 00:13:35,700 And, uh, he, they, they grow to like him and, uh, he finds out they're worth $2 296 00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:39,540 billion and he starts with a B. 297 00:13:39,540 --> 00:13:40,820 Yeah. 298 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:46,660 And he starts schmoozing both of them and, uh, he starts, starts fucking both 299 00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:47,700 of them. 300 00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:51,300 Uh, but he, yeah, they're chicks, they're twin girls. 301 00:13:51,860 --> 00:13:55,940 And he starts pretending that he has a brother that lives in South Africa. 302 00:13:55,940 --> 00:13:59,060 She's like, Hey, I got to go out of town on business, but my brother will be here. 303 00:13:59,060 --> 00:14:00,100 And so he just changes. 304 00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:05,220 He looks like an eighties Elton John because he, he, in his mind, he's 305 00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:08,580 thinking, look, if I marry one of them, they, they like me. 306 00:14:08,580 --> 00:14:11,380 But if I marry one of them, I only get half of the fortune. 307 00:14:11,380 --> 00:14:15,300 So if I pretend to be somebody, if I have, pretend I have a twin brother, I 308 00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:17,860 can marry both of them and inherit all of it. 309 00:14:17,860 --> 00:14:18,820 That is insane. 310 00:14:19,460 --> 00:14:24,420 So that goes on for a while, but the way they found that he was tanning in 311 00:14:24,420 --> 00:14:28,580 their, in their, by their pool and like part of his robe, like blue onto his 312 00:14:28,580 --> 00:14:29,540 back while he was tanning. 313 00:14:29,540 --> 00:14:31,140 So it gave a big tan line. 314 00:14:31,780 --> 00:14:36,260 And then the girls figure out that, uh, oh yeah, he had this weird tan line on 315 00:14:36,260 --> 00:14:36,500 his back. 316 00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:38,660 He's like, wait, he, my guy did too. 317 00:14:39,460 --> 00:14:42,500 And so they figure out that he was, uh, taking advantage of them. 318 00:14:42,980 --> 00:14:46,740 No, in the beginning, you said he, did he fuck both of them at the same time? 319 00:14:46,740 --> 00:14:47,380 In both of them? 320 00:14:47,380 --> 00:14:49,300 No, not at the same time separately. 321 00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:49,780 Separately. 322 00:14:49,780 --> 00:14:50,580 They knew about one. 323 00:14:50,580 --> 00:14:54,420 Initially, he's, he's no, he's, he's fucking one as him. 324 00:14:54,420 --> 00:14:56,660 And then he's fucking the other one as his fake brother. 325 00:14:56,660 --> 00:14:59,060 I think when you first started off, you said that he fucked them. 326 00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:01,140 No, he's, he's schmoozing them. 327 00:15:01,140 --> 00:15:04,740 I, I, I just didn't get to the whole fake twin brother. 328 00:15:04,740 --> 00:15:04,980 Okay. 329 00:15:04,980 --> 00:15:05,300 Got it. 330 00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:08,340 So he's two, he's, he's pretending to be twins. 331 00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:09,140 Yeah. 332 00:15:09,140 --> 00:15:10,420 Fucking two twins. 333 00:15:10,420 --> 00:15:11,140 Are the twins hot? 334 00:15:11,860 --> 00:15:12,420 Yeah. 335 00:15:12,420 --> 00:15:12,740 Okay. 336 00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:18,740 And then, uh, he, they, yeah, so they figure out, they figure out his whole game 337 00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:24,660 and they, uh, they tie him, they tie him to a bed and then they tell him that like they 338 00:15:24,660 --> 00:15:27,940 figured out everything and they chainsaw his dick. 339 00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:34,500 And from going forward, like fucking. 340 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:34,980 Oh, wait. 341 00:15:34,980 --> 00:15:35,220 Dick. 342 00:15:35,860 --> 00:15:38,180 So we're talking split up the middle. 343 00:15:38,180 --> 00:15:38,420 Yeah. 344 00:15:38,420 --> 00:15:39,460 They split them up the middle. 345 00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:39,700 Yes. 346 00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:40,580 You've seen the movie. 347 00:15:40,580 --> 00:15:42,420 And then it cuts to their rooms. 348 00:15:42,420 --> 00:15:46,580 It cuts to one girl's room and she's, she's laying with him and it's like a side profile 349 00:15:46,580 --> 00:15:46,980 of him. 350 00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:50,660 And then it goes to the other room with the other girl and it's another side profile of 351 00:15:50,660 --> 00:15:51,060 him. 352 00:15:51,060 --> 00:15:53,940 But then the camera turns around and it's half of his body. 353 00:15:53,940 --> 00:15:54,660 That's awesome. 354 00:15:54,660 --> 00:15:57,060 So, and yeah, it was, it was a good one. 355 00:15:57,060 --> 00:15:57,860 That was a good one. 356 00:15:58,580 --> 00:15:59,300 Fuck yeah. 357 00:15:59,300 --> 00:16:00,500 What do you give it a rating? 358 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:04,660 Uh, I'll give, I'll give that one a, uh, a B, a B minus. 359 00:16:04,660 --> 00:16:07,620 Or, uh, uh, four chainsaw dicks. 360 00:16:07,620 --> 00:16:07,780 Yeah. 361 00:16:07,780 --> 00:16:08,980 Four chainsaw dicks. 362 00:16:08,980 --> 00:16:11,140 I watched two and a half others. 363 00:16:11,140 --> 00:16:12,580 Uh, I didn't really finish the third one. 364 00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:16,500 The third one that I didn't finish, finished star Tim Curry in three different roles. 365 00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:22,740 He played an old man, an old woman who, uh, con Ed Bakley Jr. as a salesman, salesman, 366 00:16:22,740 --> 00:16:24,900 con artist who shows up trying to sell. 367 00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:28,420 You see him like pull off a con in the beginning where he, he, uh, cons a woman out of like 368 00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:30,420 150 bucks for a funeral plot. 369 00:16:30,420 --> 00:16:32,420 Then he moves on to Tim Curry's house. 370 00:16:32,420 --> 00:16:36,580 Uh, well the Tim Curry household and they bring him in drug him. 371 00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:38,500 And when he wakes up, he's tied up or whatever. 372 00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:41,220 And they are telling them like, let's kill him. 373 00:16:41,220 --> 00:16:44,500 And she's like, no, pal, let's not kill him. 374 00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:48,980 You know, let's wait till, let's wait till she sees him until Margaret sees him or whatever. 375 00:16:48,980 --> 00:16:51,540 And, uh, Ed Bakley is about to wake up. 376 00:16:51,540 --> 00:16:52,980 It's like, no, let's just kill him. 377 00:16:52,980 --> 00:16:54,340 Uh, he's asleep, whatever. 378 00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:58,740 When Ma, when the girl comes down, she's disgusting. 379 00:16:58,740 --> 00:17:03,220 It's Tim Curry in full gross, fat costume, makeup, pimply. 380 00:17:03,220 --> 00:17:06,900 It's like everything just like they really go hard on making her disgusting. 381 00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:09,140 And she tries to seduce Ed Bakley Jr. 382 00:17:09,140 --> 00:17:10,740 And I was eating, so I stopped. 383 00:17:10,740 --> 00:17:14,500 Uh, so, but you find out that they kill other other other people. 384 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:17,940 But then we get into the two that actually are really fucking liked. 385 00:17:17,940 --> 00:17:21,220 Cutting cards is a cool ass episode. 386 00:17:21,220 --> 00:17:24,180 It is the shortest episode of Tales of the Crypt. 387 00:17:24,180 --> 00:17:26,500 Uh, I just, that's why I picked adding it on. 388 00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:27,220 I was like, all right, cool. 389 00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:30,100 And it had that picture of the guy with the rush roulette gun to his head. 390 00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:33,060 So I saw still of a guy in a cowboy suit with a gun to his head. 391 00:17:33,060 --> 00:17:34,740 I was like, let's fucking do it. 392 00:17:34,740 --> 00:17:36,740 That guy is fucking awesome. 393 00:17:36,740 --> 00:17:38,820 He plays this cowboy degenerate gambler. 394 00:17:38,820 --> 00:17:42,660 He shows up to an under underground gambling club and he walks in. 395 00:17:42,660 --> 00:17:44,100 He's like, any heavy hitters here? 396 00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:45,620 Is there any like high stakes poker? 397 00:17:45,620 --> 00:17:47,540 When I was here, there was a no limits room or whatever. 398 00:17:47,540 --> 00:17:50,100 They're like, well, there's, uh, I better forget their name, 399 00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:53,540 but there's one guy in the back, you know, uh, and he recognizes the name. 400 00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:55,300 He goes, fuck, he's here. 401 00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:57,300 I, you know, I, I fuck. 402 00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:57,700 All right. 403 00:17:57,700 --> 00:18:00,580 And so he goes, he ends up going to the back and he sees the guy. 404 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,660 He goes, what the fuck you do? 405 00:18:02,660 --> 00:18:07,700 Like they have like a really heated just like, oh man, I fucking hate you. 406 00:18:07,700 --> 00:18:08,740 I've always beaten you. 407 00:18:08,740 --> 00:18:09,060 Whatever. 408 00:18:09,060 --> 00:18:10,580 It's like, yeah, I beat you last time. 409 00:18:10,580 --> 00:18:12,820 They're like real like up in each other's face. 410 00:18:12,820 --> 00:18:14,660 And then they get to just like, all right, fuck it. 411 00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:16,100 Let's, you know, let's play. 412 00:18:16,100 --> 00:18:17,220 You guys like, I don't fuck. 413 00:18:17,220 --> 00:18:18,500 I'm not going to play against you. 414 00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:19,380 How much money you got? 415 00:18:19,380 --> 00:18:20,820 I got a hundred bucks in my pocket. 416 00:18:20,820 --> 00:18:21,860 That's not worth it. 417 00:18:21,860 --> 00:18:22,580 It's like, fine. 418 00:18:22,580 --> 00:18:26,900 How about we play for whoever wins. 419 00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:29,620 The other person has to get the fuck out of town and never come back. 420 00:18:29,620 --> 00:18:31,300 I never have to see you ever again. 421 00:18:31,300 --> 00:18:33,780 Guys like fine, but let's not play poker. 422 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,060 Let's go straight to it. 423 00:18:35,060 --> 00:18:35,940 Russian roulette. 424 00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,380 And the guy's like, fine. 425 00:18:37,380 --> 00:18:38,180 No, actually they do. 426 00:18:38,180 --> 00:18:39,540 They do dice first. 427 00:18:39,540 --> 00:18:41,460 They do dice and they both roll double six. 428 00:18:41,460 --> 00:18:43,220 He's like, fucking Russian roulette. 429 00:18:43,220 --> 00:18:44,260 The guy's like, I got it. 430 00:18:44,260 --> 00:18:45,540 I got a revolver in my car. 431 00:18:46,180 --> 00:18:46,660 Let's go. 432 00:18:46,660 --> 00:18:48,500 And they go outside in the parking lot. 433 00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:52,020 Guy pulls out a gun, hands it to the other dude so that he can load it. 434 00:18:52,020 --> 00:18:54,100 He pulls the thing or actually he's about to do it. 435 00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:54,820 The guy takes it from me. 436 00:18:54,820 --> 00:18:55,860 He's like, no, fuck you. 437 00:18:55,860 --> 00:19:00,660 Knocks the bullets out, puts one in, spins it, hands it to the guy, puts it to his head. 438 00:19:00,660 --> 00:19:07,140 And they do a full five rounds of Russian roulette. 439 00:19:07,140 --> 00:19:08,340 It goes all the way through. 440 00:19:08,340 --> 00:19:11,540 And then it gets down to the cowboy guy with this whole time, the whole time. 441 00:19:11,540 --> 00:19:16,980 Every time, I mean, every time that he's got one of these guys gets a gun to their head, 442 00:19:16,980 --> 00:19:21,300 the panic, the fear, the resolution, the guy's like, no, 443 00:19:21,300 --> 00:19:22,820 you got to think about it first. 444 00:19:22,820 --> 00:19:25,060 You got to think about the gun against your head. 445 00:19:25,060 --> 00:19:28,900 You got to think about the fact that my brain's going to splatter against the car over there. 446 00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:29,620 Or am I going to? 447 00:19:29,620 --> 00:19:30,660 And then you just fucking does it. 448 00:19:30,660 --> 00:19:31,860 And you're just like, holy fuck. 449 00:19:31,860 --> 00:19:32,980 And you're just like in it. 450 00:19:32,980 --> 00:19:36,100 The other guy's just like, and then he and the other guy's like looking at 451 00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:39,620 he's got like a smile like this, like sick, like he's about to see someone die smile. 452 00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:44,100 The moment it clicks, he goes, like, you just see the fear of fucking God in his eyes. 453 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,500 And he picks up the gun and it just goes like, it goes back up. 454 00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:49,940 And they're just like back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. 455 00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:53,460 And then it gets down to that last bullet in the chamber, six, 456 00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:58,420 and he's and the other guy has one and he tells the cowboy, he's like, I've done it. 457 00:19:58,420 --> 00:20:00,020 You know, you get the fuck out of town. 458 00:20:00,020 --> 00:20:00,740 It takes the gun. 459 00:20:00,740 --> 00:20:02,500 You don't tell me how to fucking play. 460 00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:03,460 And he puts the gun up. 461 00:20:03,460 --> 00:20:05,860 I always am a man of my fucking word. 462 00:20:05,860 --> 00:20:09,460 I'm you know, you tell people you tell my last words is I was didn't go out like a 463 00:20:09,460 --> 00:20:12,660 fucking bitch and he clicks it and it just fucking nothing. 464 00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:15,060 It's a dud. 465 00:20:15,060 --> 00:20:15,780 It was a dud. 466 00:20:15,780 --> 00:20:19,780 And they never really hash over why these guys fucking hate each other so much. 467 00:20:19,780 --> 00:20:20,580 It's just watch it. 468 00:20:20,580 --> 00:20:22,580 This is the first episode I've ever seen. 469 00:20:22,580 --> 00:20:22,980 Yeah. 470 00:20:22,980 --> 00:20:24,980 So so they they don't really go. 471 00:20:24,980 --> 00:20:26,980 No, they just it's like bitter rival. 472 00:20:26,980 --> 00:20:27,380 Right. 473 00:20:27,380 --> 00:20:33,060 So then right after that, you think the episode would be over at one point, a guy drives up, 474 00:20:33,060 --> 00:20:35,620 a guy drives up and interrupts them. 475 00:20:35,620 --> 00:20:38,900 And he's honking the horn like, hey, move it. 476 00:20:38,900 --> 00:20:42,100 And the dude takes the gun out of the other guy's hand, points to the guys. 477 00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:44,340 Hey, my friend and I are fucking doing something. 478 00:20:44,340 --> 00:20:46,260 My friend and I are fucking doing something over here. 479 00:20:46,260 --> 00:20:47,860 You heard my friend get the fuck out here. 480 00:20:47,860 --> 00:20:49,300 They both stare down this dude. 481 00:20:49,860 --> 00:20:51,780 And the guy he's like, all right, all right, all right, he leaves. 482 00:20:51,780 --> 00:20:55,140 And then it goes back to them, takes the gun and they just go back to resuming it. 483 00:20:56,100 --> 00:20:58,900 He goes, all right, then chop poker. 484 00:20:58,900 --> 00:21:04,900 And it goes to another incredibly tense scene where they're just playing five hand draw. 485 00:21:04,900 --> 00:21:07,380 No, not like no river or anything. 486 00:21:07,380 --> 00:21:08,340 Just best hand wins. 487 00:21:08,340 --> 00:21:10,740 You can trade your cards or whatever, but two hands or whatever. 488 00:21:10,740 --> 00:21:14,740 And then loser gets their finger chopped off by a fucking blade. 489 00:21:15,460 --> 00:21:16,340 And they do it. 490 00:21:16,340 --> 00:21:21,300 And then it comically, the comic ending of it is after that, after they each lose a couple 491 00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:25,700 rounds or whatever, it cuts to them in a nursing home, losing their arms and legs. 492 00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:30,100 And they're playing checkers and they're aggressively playing checks. 493 00:21:30,100 --> 00:21:34,260 And then the last thing is their faces shmushed up against each other in like an aggressive, 494 00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:37,140 like, like a free frame, like rock, which I love. 495 00:21:37,140 --> 00:21:45,700 The other episode I watched that I really, really, really enjoy, but holy shit, is it weird. 496 00:21:45,700 --> 00:21:48,980 It's called Skin Deep and it's a guy. 497 00:21:48,980 --> 00:21:51,060 He goes to a Halloween party. 498 00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:52,260 He wasn't invited to. 499 00:21:52,260 --> 00:21:53,780 He sees this woman dancing. 500 00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:55,300 He looks very angrily at her. 501 00:21:55,300 --> 00:21:57,700 Another guy, the host of the party comes up to him and says, 502 00:21:58,420 --> 00:21:59,620 Doug, what the fuck are you doing here? 503 00:21:59,620 --> 00:22:00,260 You can't be here. 504 00:22:00,260 --> 00:22:03,140 You can't be around her. 505 00:22:03,140 --> 00:22:04,260 Like, and he's like, what? 506 00:22:04,260 --> 00:22:05,380 I thought we were friends. 507 00:22:05,380 --> 00:22:08,500 The guy's like, no, he's like, oh, you believe the shit that she said? 508 00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:09,380 You think I really hit her? 509 00:22:09,380 --> 00:22:10,420 You think I choked her or whatever? 510 00:22:10,420 --> 00:22:13,940 Like, it's out there that he beat the shit out of his wife, right? 511 00:22:13,940 --> 00:22:14,500 She left it. 512 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:16,580 But now she's dancing with some guy at a Halloween party. 513 00:22:16,580 --> 00:22:18,660 They were separated and she's allowed to do that. 514 00:22:18,660 --> 00:22:20,660 But he's fucking getting aggressive and he's getting drunk. 515 00:22:20,660 --> 00:22:22,740 And the host of the party is this kind of a wimpy guy. 516 00:22:22,740 --> 00:22:23,700 I can't really get rid of him. 517 00:22:23,700 --> 00:22:25,380 So he's like, I'm just going to have one drink. 518 00:22:25,380 --> 00:22:27,060 He goes and he's there. 519 00:22:27,060 --> 00:22:30,900 Well, he's at the party and he kind of has an aggressive fight with his wife. 520 00:22:30,900 --> 00:22:32,580 And she's like, you can't hit me here, can you? 521 00:22:32,580 --> 00:22:34,180 You want to choke me in front of all these people? 522 00:22:34,180 --> 00:22:36,260 Like, it's aggressive. He goes in the other room. 523 00:22:36,260 --> 00:22:38,740 And when he's in the kitchen, he pours himself a drink, 524 00:22:38,740 --> 00:22:40,740 and smashes like a punches a pumpkin or whatever. 525 00:22:40,740 --> 00:22:44,660 There's like a hot chick, like a hot body chick with this creepy white mask. 526 00:22:46,100 --> 00:22:47,300 It's a Halloween party. 527 00:22:47,300 --> 00:22:49,220 And so they talk. 528 00:22:50,020 --> 00:22:51,860 And she's like sexy as fuck. 529 00:22:51,860 --> 00:22:53,860 If you ever watch this, I don't know what the acting was. 530 00:22:53,860 --> 00:22:56,100 Or like, they just let her just go wild. 531 00:22:56,100 --> 00:22:58,100 But like everything she says is the right thing. 532 00:22:59,060 --> 00:23:00,420 She definitely seduces him. 533 00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:02,100 He's in for it. 534 00:23:02,100 --> 00:23:03,460 They take off together. 535 00:23:03,460 --> 00:23:05,700 And it's like one of those things where it's like when they get back to her place, 536 00:23:05,700 --> 00:23:08,740 which is just like this abandoned shithole hotel or whatever. 537 00:23:10,340 --> 00:23:13,060 When they're in there and they're getting heated up, 538 00:23:13,060 --> 00:23:14,660 like she's like, here, feel my thigh. 539 00:23:14,660 --> 00:23:15,860 She like puts his hand right there. 540 00:23:16,660 --> 00:23:19,620 He like makes the cardinal rule that I think like a lot of guys have made. 541 00:23:19,620 --> 00:23:23,060 Like right when like that was happening, he like gets too eager. 542 00:23:23,060 --> 00:23:24,900 And he says like, should we have sex? 543 00:23:24,900 --> 00:23:26,500 And she's like, she takes his hand. 544 00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:31,620 She's like, I mean, you were kind of doing the right thing up until that. 545 00:23:31,620 --> 00:23:33,860 You know, and it's just like one of those things like too eager. 546 00:23:33,860 --> 00:23:36,100 Like, let the moment fucking flow. 547 00:23:36,100 --> 00:23:39,700 And he was just he's like one of those aggressive needs, what he wants, 548 00:23:39,700 --> 00:23:43,140 you know, wants what he needs or wants what he whatever one of those guys. 549 00:23:43,940 --> 00:23:46,100 So they fuck. 550 00:23:46,740 --> 00:23:47,620 She drugs him. 551 00:23:48,420 --> 00:23:50,180 He walks around the house. 552 00:23:50,180 --> 00:23:55,060 He sees what a black guy screaming at him, but who's not there. 553 00:23:56,260 --> 00:23:59,140 She wants to kind of she's like, you know, this was great. 554 00:23:59,140 --> 00:24:00,740 But like, leave me alone now. 555 00:24:00,740 --> 00:24:02,420 I don't want to I don't want to do this. 556 00:24:02,420 --> 00:24:03,300 Well, no, he's there. 557 00:24:04,020 --> 00:24:05,460 He's OK with cuddling or whatever. 558 00:24:05,460 --> 00:24:09,620 But what happened was when he fucked her, he released all of his rage. 559 00:24:09,620 --> 00:24:13,860 He feels like he felt like he was better for it and he felt happier after. 560 00:24:13,860 --> 00:24:16,260 So when he's cuddling up with his like, I've never felt like this before. 561 00:24:16,260 --> 00:24:19,780 And they were having this like, keep our masks on, don't tell each other our names. 562 00:24:19,780 --> 00:24:22,500 But then he's like, my name is like, and she's like, no, what the fuck are you doing? 563 00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:23,620 I don't want this. 564 00:24:23,620 --> 00:24:26,660 And they start he starts trying to get closer and closer to her. 565 00:24:26,660 --> 00:24:27,700 She says, just leave me alone. 566 00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:28,580 She's trying to like sleep. 567 00:24:28,580 --> 00:24:30,500 She's like, I want you out of here by the time I wake up. 568 00:24:30,500 --> 00:24:32,100 Just leave me the fuck alone. 569 00:24:32,100 --> 00:24:34,340 And he's just like, no, I need you. 570 00:24:34,340 --> 00:24:37,300 And then he then he starts getting angry. 571 00:24:37,300 --> 00:24:39,620 He's like, no, you're not going to treat me like this fucking bitch. 572 00:24:39,620 --> 00:24:43,540 And like, because he's an abusive guy, he immediately goes abusive. 573 00:24:43,540 --> 00:24:45,940 And so anyway, he gets drugged. 574 00:24:45,940 --> 00:24:52,580 He finds a room full of faces that have been ripped off of men that she's fucked. 575 00:24:53,460 --> 00:24:54,820 And they're all on display. 576 00:24:55,460 --> 00:25:00,180 And he comes in and he goes to her and she's still wearing her mask. 577 00:25:00,180 --> 00:25:02,420 And he goes like, you fuck you killed all of them. 578 00:25:02,420 --> 00:25:05,620 She has like a little hacksaw thing that she was using in that room. 579 00:25:05,620 --> 00:25:06,420 And he didn't know was in there. 580 00:25:06,420 --> 00:25:08,020 She's like, you fucking killed all those people. 581 00:25:08,900 --> 00:25:12,180 So he attacks her and she kills him. 582 00:25:12,180 --> 00:25:15,460 He tries to take the mask off and rips her flesh. 583 00:25:16,100 --> 00:25:18,900 And she says, I was born like this, you fucking asshole. 584 00:25:18,900 --> 00:25:21,300 And those men tried to fucking rape me or whatever. 585 00:25:21,300 --> 00:25:22,900 And like, but anyway, she kills him. 586 00:25:22,900 --> 00:25:25,700 So she was actually kind of a victim the whole time. 587 00:25:25,700 --> 00:25:27,460 And he really was just a monster. 588 00:25:27,460 --> 00:25:30,260 The whole monster the whole time was this rapist aggressive guy. 589 00:25:30,260 --> 00:25:30,740 I liked it. 590 00:25:30,740 --> 00:25:34,740 It was just a more grounded, a little bit of sci-fi, a little bit of horror. 591 00:25:35,380 --> 00:25:38,500 Overall, I'm giving tales from the crypt itself, 592 00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:43,780 from the three episodes that I watched so far, a B plus enthusiastically. 593 00:25:43,780 --> 00:25:45,140 It has been a blast. 594 00:25:45,140 --> 00:25:47,220 It is everything I fucking want. 595 00:25:47,220 --> 00:25:52,660 Late 90, early 2000, cheesy soap opera, over the top, horror, sci-fi. 596 00:25:52,660 --> 00:25:53,700 It's Twilight Zone. 597 00:25:53,700 --> 00:25:54,580 It's Black Mirror. 598 00:25:54,580 --> 00:25:55,860 It's whatever it wants to be. 599 00:25:55,860 --> 00:25:58,420 It's great, and the crypt keepers are so full of fucks. 600 00:25:58,420 --> 00:26:00,260 There's some honorable mentions. 601 00:26:00,260 --> 00:26:02,500 There's one that Arnold Fortunaire directed. 602 00:26:03,700 --> 00:26:04,820 Holy shit, watch that one. 603 00:26:04,820 --> 00:26:05,460 What's that called? 604 00:26:06,100 --> 00:26:06,420 It's... 605 00:26:09,460 --> 00:26:11,140 You can watch the top 10. 606 00:26:12,260 --> 00:26:13,300 There's an episode called... 607 00:26:13,300 --> 00:26:16,900 Cinemassacre does a top 10 video, and he briefly explains them. 608 00:26:16,900 --> 00:26:19,060 He doesn't like to give away the spoilers, so I can't really... 609 00:26:19,700 --> 00:26:21,940 He's in the beginning and he talks to the crypt keepers. 610 00:26:21,940 --> 00:26:23,540 Oh, group people, what's up? 611 00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:26,900 So there's one called Yellow that I wanted to watch. 612 00:26:26,900 --> 00:26:27,940 There's one that... 613 00:26:27,940 --> 00:26:28,980 Fuck, who directed it? 614 00:26:28,980 --> 00:26:30,420 I kind of want to watch the whole thing now. 615 00:26:30,420 --> 00:26:30,820 I just want to... 616 00:26:30,820 --> 00:26:32,100 It's the one that... 617 00:26:32,100 --> 00:26:33,220 What's his name? 618 00:26:33,220 --> 00:26:33,700 Me too. 619 00:26:33,700 --> 00:26:38,900 I forget the director's name, but it's the one where the one son is a coward soldier, 620 00:26:38,900 --> 00:26:41,060 and his dad's a big time general. 621 00:26:41,060 --> 00:26:41,700 It's called Yellow. 622 00:26:41,700 --> 00:26:42,820 That's the one I was just talking about. 623 00:26:42,820 --> 00:26:46,260 It's Kirk Douglas and his son that passed away. 624 00:26:48,100 --> 00:26:48,820 Michael Douglas. 625 00:26:48,820 --> 00:26:50,340 Who's the father? 626 00:26:50,340 --> 00:26:52,500 Kirk is the father. 627 00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:59,860 So Spartacus and Eric Douglas, the brother who passed away in I think 1996 or 1997. 628 00:27:02,420 --> 00:27:03,540 Around then. 629 00:27:03,540 --> 00:27:05,380 Maybe later, but he passed away. 630 00:27:05,940 --> 00:27:06,900 So it was them. 631 00:27:07,460 --> 00:27:09,220 Are they father and son in the show? 632 00:27:09,220 --> 00:27:10,260 Yeah, in real life. 633 00:27:10,260 --> 00:27:10,820 That's pretty cool. 634 00:27:11,220 --> 00:27:12,020 Yeah, that's cool. 635 00:27:12,020 --> 00:27:12,820 That's great, yeah. 636 00:27:13,860 --> 00:27:14,660 I've seen that episode. 637 00:27:14,660 --> 00:27:17,780 I don't really remember it that well, but I remember enjoying it. 638 00:27:17,780 --> 00:27:20,820 I saw some of these like 25, 30, whatever they were on. 639 00:27:20,820 --> 00:27:22,980 I mean, it was like five, six years ago. 640 00:27:22,980 --> 00:27:25,140 Yeah, when I could sneak in some HBO. 641 00:27:28,020 --> 00:27:29,940 Going back to it, it's so good. 642 00:27:29,940 --> 00:27:38,100 Yellow was a back door pilot for a new show that they wanted to do that was going to be war themed, 643 00:27:38,100 --> 00:27:40,420 but in the style of Tales from the Crypt. 644 00:27:41,140 --> 00:27:46,260 Like different crazy war stories like Yellow would have been. 645 00:27:46,260 --> 00:27:49,540 And there's comics, Tales from the Crypt comics, if you've ever seen them. 646 00:27:49,540 --> 00:27:51,540 Oh, I'm sure there's Tales from the Crypt. 647 00:27:51,540 --> 00:28:00,260 After seeing Aliens versus Predator versus Batman versus Superman as a legit comic book 648 00:28:00,260 --> 00:28:05,940 that you could go and buy or it's the four of them fighting, I was like, yeah, of course, 649 00:28:05,940 --> 00:28:06,900 there's comic books for everything. 650 00:28:06,900 --> 00:28:12,660 There's a rule 34 for, I think, if something exists, there's a comic book crossover with it. 651 00:28:12,660 --> 00:28:16,500 So I can imagine Tales from the Crypt meets Batman is a thing. 652 00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:19,940 I haven't looked it up, but I can imagine there's a Tales from the Crypt 653 00:28:19,940 --> 00:28:21,780 where Batman has to get involved. 654 00:28:21,780 --> 00:28:23,380 I don't know how, but it would happen. 655 00:28:23,380 --> 00:28:25,140 So B plus for me, whole entire series. 656 00:28:25,140 --> 00:28:25,780 I loved it. 657 00:28:25,780 --> 00:28:27,220 All those episodes are great. 658 00:28:27,220 --> 00:28:28,660 I'm going to probably watch all of them. 659 00:28:28,660 --> 00:28:33,940 Yeah, all of them, including the two movies, Bordello of Blood and Demon Knights, which I have. 660 00:28:33,940 --> 00:28:37,140 I think in Halloween, this is just put on that playlist and go. 661 00:28:37,140 --> 00:28:38,660 Yeah, cool. 662 00:28:38,660 --> 00:28:46,260 Well, thank you everybody for joining us for a oh, God, I wish I'd come up with another another pun. 663 00:28:46,260 --> 00:28:52,020 You'd think I'd have a bunch of rice puns locked and loaded a whole life of having a 664 00:28:52,020 --> 00:28:54,100 putty nails from the crock pot. 665 00:28:54,100 --> 00:28:57,620 Tales from the I didn't like it. 666 00:28:57,620 --> 00:29:02,100 It's white rice for sure. 667 00:29:02,100 --> 00:29:02,980 I don't know. 668 00:29:02,980 --> 00:29:03,620 Fuck it. 669 00:29:03,620 --> 00:29:09,060 This has been the Tales from the Crypt special. 670 00:29:09,060 --> 00:29:13,620 We're going to keep this just under 30 minutes with me, as always has been Austin. 671 00:29:13,620 --> 00:29:25,380 If he were a Tales from the Crypt episode, I think that he would be someone who was attacked by like a female main character of a movie. 672 00:29:25,380 --> 00:29:25,860 You know what I mean? 673 00:29:25,860 --> 00:29:28,580 Like you would be one of the one of the goons that would get like. 674 00:29:28,580 --> 00:29:34,420 That'd be like nice tits villain. Exactly. 675 00:29:34,420 --> 00:29:39,220 If Michael was a villain in a Tales from the Crypt episode, he would be the Tales. 676 00:29:39,220 --> 00:29:42,020 He would be the Crypt Keepers grandfather. 677 00:29:42,020 --> 00:29:42,900 I cannot. 678 00:29:42,900 --> 00:29:45,140 Carson, because I cannot die. 679 00:29:45,140 --> 00:29:46,500 You're old as fuck. 680 00:29:46,500 --> 00:29:47,700 And I'm Andy Rice. 681 00:29:47,700 --> 00:29:51,380 I would be some weird thing with like a murder room that have puppets in it. 682 00:29:51,380 --> 00:29:54,180 And who knows what else we keep adding to it. 683 00:29:54,180 --> 00:29:58,820 Rice and this has been Fried Rice Podcast. 684 00:29:58,820 --> 00:29:59,780 You say it. 685 00:29:59,780 --> 00:30:00,740 We've been fried. 686 00:30:00,740 --> 00:30:01,940 We've been rice. 687 00:30:01,940 --> 00:30:04,260 We've been. 688 00:30:04,260 --> 00:30:06,820 We've been podcast. 689 00:30:06,820 --> 00:30:24,740 We've been pod.