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And welcome bitches to another episode of fried rice podcast. I'm your host Andy Rice

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bitch let's get fried with me as always bitch it's Austin he three hours to be

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here bitch feral with me as always it's Michael I'm gonna find him in his dreams

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and kill him bitch LR said with me as always it's Brennan

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bitch simply have to Boston we're back to the bitch thing you know altogether

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altogether yeah that was great and welcome everybody to the Freddy versus

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Jason episode of fried rice podcast if you joined us the last couple of days you

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would notice that we did we started our 17 nights of Halloween and we have done

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a episode all about nightmare on Elm Street we've done one all about Friday

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the 13th so why don't we combine those two classics and watch the well take

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class let's just say the movie Freddy versus Jason which is already AI you can

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record me now there's there are some split this we have some split

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preferences on this movie some of the crew's felt like it was good and the

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other crew thought it was real bad yeah I'm just trying to think of what our AI

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is gonna but yeah first what are we smoking I packed well you packed it for

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me but alien labs I got a 2 for 70 deal over at story and crypto chronic is why

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I guess maybe the brand or alien labs is the brand and the strain is maybe it's

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crypto chronic I don't know hybrid yeah crypto chronic I'm not into the crypto

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scheme but you know what are you gonna do tasty yeah it's tasty I like it and

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what'd you bring bread last week original farms original originals Jack

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it's the Tiva I also brought the the jeeters the autumn haze which haven't

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really been good for us they've been clogging my ears has really needed to

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step up its game when it comes to pre rolls I'm sorry guys I was been the

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biggest fan of yours for so long but literally probably lying there's so

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many bottles above his toilet yeah there's so many like dozens there's

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dozens of baby Jeter packs he's a baby Jeter connoisseur I am I love you guys

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so much please stop tightening the joints so much it's been impossible it's

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probably the last four out of five baby Jeter thick jars that I've got out of

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each five four out of five impossible to smoke without poking a fucking

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paperclip through the bottom and that's not what I'm paying for you guys are

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premium you guys are like infused fucking Keith rolled like we love this shit

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well there's there's probably a way to fix that like a like a there's some guy

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on the internet somewhere that's just like it's a YouTube video and it's just

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like a wall for five seconds hello guys I'm going to show you how to fix your

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Jeter when it clogs a little bit so all right and then the camera stops

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looking at the wall and looks at a Jeter and he starts first you gotta take a

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paperclip I prefer a standard paperclip because that's what I'm able to find at

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my store when you bend it make sure that it stays pretty straight because if

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there's a bend it might not work the way that you expect and that's how you do it

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like and subscribe subscribe hit the bell hit the bell now I'm picturing Adam

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Sandler's character from the hot chick you can hide your weed in there you

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could hide your Jeter's in there that's my standard like Canadian I slip into

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like a Canadian sort of stoner I think is one of my go-to voices and I love it

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I don't want to make fun of your impression until I wanted to see the

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material that was gonna come out of it I was like he's turning Canadian right

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now right in front of my eyes but my impression wasn't an impression it was a

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continue it was a yes ending of your I guess generic YouTube guy like you were

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just you came up with a guy and I think oh yeah I kind of picked up where you

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left off when I got my new TV it's a Sony Bravia and I wanted to see like

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what's the best settings to have like with my PS5 and it's just some random

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guy filming it on a on a little tykes potato he's like hey guys uh I got a

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thing specifically your one problem you're the only person in the universe

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that has this problem love it any anytime I've needed to like change my

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headlight or whatever it's like every car is different every car has a

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different little fucking thing you got unscrew whatever so I go online and

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there's a YouTube video for every car model every single fucking thing is like

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oh you got a key all right I got you you just open up the thing you got pop out

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the thing and it's just some guys like there you go I'm your dad now online I'm

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your guy and it's just great maybe you should make some little stoner how to's

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oh anyway the only thing I could how to is probably hey kids you got a lot of

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potential well listen to me I tell you how to fuck it up if you want to be 37

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with the failed everything your podcast has 45 subscribers thanks by the way

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everybody and this is then you put so much effort and time into this this is

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your literally all you have and it's 45 subscribers after a year of work kids

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why are you staring at me like it's my fault I don't know I try really hard

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damn it off remember to like and subscribe if you want to we have a new

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format on how to ruin every relationship you've ever had despite how many times

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you've had sex not quite figuring it out yet I got you covered guys so oh god

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speaking of which when we I'm in a group chat with Hank Sean and Jesse fuck fuck

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is going on do you guys like actively not like me or what's like what's

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happening no it's booked it's booked there's enough comedians everyone's

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doing ten minutes and there's six comedians already that's an hour it's a

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small place so we're a group but continue but uh yeah there's a group

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chat for like setting up the show Jesse's bringing stuff Jesse's like oh

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I'm bringing this chick from Phoenix she's cool you'll like her awesome you

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should meet her because she's out in Phoenix and she can get you like spots

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or you know connections and whatnot I'm like cool yeah I'll take the appropriate

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route and try to like you know get a spot or something and then everyone

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assumed that that meant I was going to try to fuck her oh yeah I'm waking up

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just trying to drink coffee I'm like fuck I have 30 minutes to leave for the

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podcast I'm gonna be late and then it's just everyone just the fucking girl

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everyone's just clowning on me well wait so you but then Sean called me a

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pedophile yeah you did bring hey Austin meet meet my meet my 13 year old niece

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and then Austin quotation marks I'm gonna take the appropriate route with

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you like Jesus fuck dude yeah I just woke up and I saw that's great yeah I'll

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take the fucking right route with that and just meant like you'll take the

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rape yeah take the rape route yeah you know that's that's a fall else fail I'm

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gonna let's just let me mark this time down damn it I don't know my pen uh

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would you bring up again Andy cuties I don't know why'd you bring that up you

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brought it I never said it you said it five thirty seconds ago literally you're

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like I was called a pedophile like yeah you did bring up cuties a couple

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podcasts it's funny it's hilarious I think Andy's just mad that you have a

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group chat without him yeah yeah I'm attacking you know he's also not invited

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to the block party yeah I heard there was a block party going on wasn't invited

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blocked by yourself just show up and I'm here I don't even know blocked never

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met him before my life Ken block so cock block cock block yeah oh man I did write

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the worst ever cock block in this okay let's get into this so I'm not mad about

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the cock block and then I just listened to double dragon he's like I hold

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grudges I hold so many good things I think even my door also it's not your

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door it's two doors tell my mind yeah usually I'm holding something when I

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walk in so I don't close it that fast you're like close the door and then you

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just bring it back to my grandpa like close the door we're not air conditioning

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the outside I've never once complained about the air conditioning it's been one

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specific reason and what is that reason Mike flies flies and what is that reason

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Brennan bugs so why don't you just for a moment think that not once have I yelled

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at you I have just maybe sternly suggested several times and his OCD is

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very flies and bugs it's like I didn't know it was flies and bugs I thought

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like oh if I don't close it fast enough a copy of cuties is gonna fly through

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the door yeah you have so many in your trunk physical

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you can't sell them you bought the physical copies of the Netflix streaming

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movie cuties no yeah it's just it's just bugs man I just don't want that it the

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wind they only have one window opportunity to get in here because all

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my actual windows are closed it's a door and that door is only open when I invite

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you quote unquote friends into my home and that quote unquote really depends on

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how quickly you shut the door it's either you're a podcast guest or you're

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a friend that walks through it's how quick that door closes I figure when he

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buys a house someday if he ever buys a house it's gonna have it's gonna have one

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of those blower it's where you go in one door and it's just before the other one

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it fully fucking sanitizes the person before they walk in Mike if you don't

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think I've dreamt of that my entire fucking life if I was rich enough and I

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just lived here I turn my whole like garage area into a desanitation like as

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you go the psst we wouldn't come over he would just live somewhere where just

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flies just aren't at some extreme temperature place yeah I've looked up

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places that have the least amount of bugs it's a weird thing and cold weather

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Antarctica is there like oh I'm sure yeah and are because where you go if you

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don't want the bugs you're a hundred percent and I would thrive I don't feel

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about penguins I love penguins or things I know about the things you know you

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could have so many ants you could have ants in your carpet and not even know it

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no I would know I I noticed when there's a tiny little crumb on my carpet I'd

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sometimes been to pick it up you know like I'm not I would notice the level of

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OCD we're with it more days there's three I'm sitting here prodding it like

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there's yeah like there's three ants or there's three ant hills in my driveway

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out in the front there but they've been respectful and keeping their distance

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and not coming my way you know why it's not only food out and I wash everything

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I don't let bugs in here I hate I have an ant problem at my house and mostly

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they stay outside I went to Chipotle got a burrito unwrapped my brewed I don't

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get cheese on them but there was one little stray strand of cheese like on

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the wrapper and it fell on the floor and I didn't realize it and I'm playing a

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game and I'm out something bit me and I looked down just an orgy of ants on this

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little strand of cheese like I never I'd never I'd never drop food on the ground

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I sweep and mop everything and something here's the thing as a guy who I like I

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routinely clean up after myself if I dropped a piece of cheese on the floor

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one piece of cheese it's not gonna bring ants because I feel like that's you

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already had ants nearby is what I'm saying though they were in wait for

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something to fall for me they would have to send out scouts it would be like a

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whole Frodo journey to find out that there was a piece of cheese in my house

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and by the time they got back to their their dude to tell that the Queen to

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tell them to send troops to get the cheese bro I've already sanitized the

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floor and I'm ready and I've got like a salt rifle a with one that shoots salt

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and I'm like I've killed every type of bug with that thing moths I feel bad

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shooting them because it takes like four or five shots but you still do it rip

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through their wings more than anything and they fall to the ground but it's

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like you see them flying and then like yeah like a like a plane like that and

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then you just see their wings get riddled with with holes aren't they good

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aren't moths good for some reason don't you keep like one spider around I'm

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sorry hold on good for what other bugs don't there's no other I feel like

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they're positive for some reason if there's no other bugs in my house the

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moth is the bug you don't have a spider you don't have a spider bro no I don't

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have a spider bro every spider I've ever had in here I've gone to great lengths

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to kill it you guys have heard a spider bro right no yeah it's you you keep one

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spider in your house because it kills all the other bugs you just leave him

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alone give him his little corner and he kills all the other bugs for you he's

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your spider bro that sounds awful that sounds like something I would never do

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you're talking to that moth who's like I'm just gonna you know help Andy in

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some way what oh my god he shot me three more times please kill me that was our

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water you don't have to lower me I was screaming shit this is gonna keep falling

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all right well uh that was our water we smoking thanks Brandon and let's get

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into Freddie versus fucking Jason don't you take your shirt off then for what

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it's just the whole movie it's just like don't you have to get naked if you're

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watching listen they did it right because that's exactly just right off

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the bat exactly what we needed we just needed tears off the front it's like

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this is a slasher movie Mike did you enjoy them or they nice ones it was so

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funny how it was so obvious instantly that they were dead it was like it was

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more humorous than anything I watched this the most dangerous way possible

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while driving and I have it my phone balanced on my dash and the Bluetooth

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hooked up to my my but here's the thing is that I have a privacy screen on my

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phone so I could hardly make out anything now do you want it also there's

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a Bluetooth delay for the audio from my phone to my car so everything like you

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see a chop and you're like did he hit did he connect it and then five seconds

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ching yeah now I haven't done this but the trick that I've seen someone do

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while driving is you don't put it on your dash you put it on your speedometer

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right in that little right on that little dash part it fits perfectly where

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your split where your speedometer is and then you just it's right there and you

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just look down just a little bit so you gotta see my screen Saturday driving

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down those highways there's just cop cop cop cop somebody they unless it's

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nighttime they don't know that your phone is there somebody does the due

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diligence and goes on Google Maps every Saturday on my route and marks where all

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the speed traps are I saw the funniest YouTube though where it's just a cop

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it's a cop looking at the maps he goes huh and he's unchecked it saying roads

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clear and it's just him sitting there and it's just great like they don't have

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access to maps in fact I bet you a lot of the times it's cops just be like we

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don't have the manpower for this cop cop cop cop cop it will just put you at one

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of them so that they confirm it's real and then they'll slow the fuck down

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like that's that'd be just smart police tech I do it if there's a guy riding my

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ass and it says is the speed trap still here I put no knowing that it is and

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then I let the guy pass me that's great so we open with I guess Jason's first

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kill right with the yeah the Freddie the narration no it opens with where

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bitch oh that's okay then why did we didn't see titties right off the bat

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now it was about three or four oh I got you okay because the Springwood slasher

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is what he's called which I think is great we get death number one what he

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played that creep so well though Robert oh yeah I felt scared for that little

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girl actress you know like it's creepy death number one was the little girl it

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happens off-screen one out of ten just I mean it's just not I have every death in

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here so we'll go through them so how does Freddie know about Jason and how

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does he know how to resurrect Jason Crystal Lake and Elm Street apparently

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are in the same city well he said he had he went to the bowels of bowels of hell

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yeah fine so he discovered him in hell okay I'm finding the worst of the worst

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okay got it either that or they were gonna pull a hocus pocus to where he

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watched the Jason movies and Jason saw a Freddie movie and then they both were

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like I've seen you in the movies you know like stupid something bullshit like

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that what's up with these towns keeping these crazy stories under wraps yeah

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there's not one cop it's like man you don't know this guy pulled this guy's

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veins out made him jump off a building Wow really like this guy with a machete

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just getting shot the fuck the idea of it actually kind of makes this because

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Freddie's power all comes from fear so if nobody knows about they suppress it

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one guy suggested let's why don't we call the FBI's like no we can handle

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this our so they call the FBI I feel like that would be kind of their thing

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now if you had an agent if you had a mold or Scully situation and they came

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in and they're like we know we you could tell us we'll figure out a way to like

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maybe handles yeah give it to higher-ups but I know the fear the fear is like what

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happens if you tell the FBI does it potentially spread outside of Elm Street

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does it like go to anywhere yeah like but at the same time this town super

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weird we have that mental hospital full of teenagers what's up with that put

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them in there too oh I know but like from the town's perspective there's an

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insane asylum full of teenagers right up the mountain near Crystal Lake and Elm

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Street they're all very close to each other I don't like that that's like when

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we found out in a Batman versus Superman how close Gotham and Metropolis was

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across the river from each other across the bay across the bay oh that's not

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that's not how that works once New York and one Chicago I think and so anyway

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but it's the same things like no one questions why the house is on Elm Street

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or dirt cheap it's like huh this house is up for says a beautiful home 1428

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Elm Street I love this shit I'll move in here why is it a 50 grand why are why is

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a wise Palm Street next the street over why are those 1.2 million 1.2 million

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dollars ours is 55 grand what's going on don't question it sweet dreams and then

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you leave fuck Mary kill Fred Scooby Shaggy easy it's Mary Scooby fuck Shaggy

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kill Fred they played that game and I don't think they played it correctly

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they didn't because she said we're not gonna play that one I'm not even gonna

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play that I'm like why that's the easiest one because the three stooges

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either way say your catchphrase it's basically slapstick that was that was

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the most primed I've ever set you up for your you see like if you're gonna fuck

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one of the stooges it's basically slapstick Michael and then I don't like

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Kelly Rowland's character like I feel like she plays a ditzy teenager just

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fine with the main girl the black chick oh I like the black chick her characters

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just fine I don't know sorry she does great playing a bad character her

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character is bad in which I don't like the characters at attributes like when

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she's basically trying to get her friend date raped or like or like forcing her

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in an uncomfortable situation here's her friend ever since Blake left I've been

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depressed and she's like you need to go fuck a guy and she's like no I really

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don't want to and she's like check out check it all start check out Blake over

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there it's like well I don't like him and I'm not attracted to him and I don't

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want anything to do with them okay Blake come over here sit next to us and then

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uh so you should fuck this guy and she's like nope I don't want to give you the

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tour tour the bedroom like she's just so bad before you she's my favorite scene

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in the movie where she's just roasting Freddie oh yeah we'll get there yeah

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we'll get there what's with the butter knife yeah but she's a bad friend Lori

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obviously doesn't want to be with this fucking creep and she says you and Blake

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oh you should show Blake your feng shui I'm like what a fucking bitch dude

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feng shui the hell out of that bed well no another guy did the other dude did

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but yeah it plus inviting over these dudes anyway was was uncalled for she's

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a bitch to both of her friends what oh and then the dude that fucks the drunk

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chick the her boyfriend maybe but what a fucking legend what a king it's a you

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know I don't like being touched afterwards and she respects it leaves

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that's what every woman should just you fuck and then please it's too hot to be

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fucking cuddled right now give me some fucking time to cool down see that's not

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how I definitely that's definitely not how I interpreted oh I interpreted he

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wonders why he's not married or anything I don't want why I don't wonder I know

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exactly why the first line that that caught me with him was like come rub my

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shoulders like I'm not gonna ask again and then yeah and then that line don't

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touch me like he's a fucking douche well okay I put more effort into dying than

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sex did a great job dying gets folded in half yeah yeah yeah clenching that beer

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can yeah death number two he stabbed repeatedly and then bed folded in half

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eight out of ten that that seemed fucked me up as a kid and then we get

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that's just her back injuries just that whole with a knife in you and the sound

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of it well you were watching the car always a kid though well I remember a

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little things like where he's like I can't remember my dreams anymore that

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scene the sound he folded him up was what made it so good oh yeah

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watching your car like you did you didn't hear

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yeah like wait does that was that the him folding him out oh yep there it is I

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don't remember what happened next but I wrote the next two deaths and I should

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have been a little more specific but I just put death number three is off-screen

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but we see the head fall off of somebody death number four is off-screen and it's

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just blood splattering and so that's a three out of ten for the head and a two

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out of ten for just the blood then we get Krampus and Jason Ritter we're

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introduced to those two and I say Krampus if because in a couple months you

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can listen to our review of violent night see now you're breaking I know I

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know but I knew that was gonna happen but the actor who plays Krampus in

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violent night which came out a couple years ago so it's actually alright for

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me to bring it up it's okay I'm like why is the movie exists outside of us

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although you just said we in a couple of months oh yeah that's true I we are gonna

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review it but the actor plays Krampus is a patient at the insane asylum with

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Jason Ritter John Ritter's son who died of a massive heart attack the same kind

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of shit that Mike almost had so that's just a little seven degrees of when's

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Mike gonna die I believe in about six weeks oh geez you do have surgery coming

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up soon so everybody if you this guy who played Krampus I barely saw his face is

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he the same guy from rampage yeah that guy oh you weren't here for violent

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night well Krampage were you here for violent night yeah it was oh that's I

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just could barely see his face in the movie that is him so Krampage

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pretty good so why okay I made a note because I didn't understand what the why

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the dad was trying to slip something into his daughter's drink I was like

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what the fuck is going on here same medication yeah I didn't know that sleep

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I didn't know he worked at the hospital until the reveal later from the dudes

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yeah but I didn't know at the time and then that just didn't it was like some

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poor editing you thought Austin was in it for me yeah wait I put the it's the

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kid from girl next door if you guys remember that movie the one about the

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porn star that moves next door to a high school kid and they him and his buddies

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decide to using her and other porn stars her friends make a sex ed tape for like

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schools to watch because they're like the ones that they watch were boring and so

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it's a very funny movie one of my top like teen comedies what happens in the

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end she turns out to not be a porn star but she was oh she retired she retired

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though and she gets with the guy but the best part I guess the best part of the

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end though is the guy from this movie ends up being a fucking total badass

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movie producer guy he's like he comes out on stage he's like yeah you know

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fuck you I did I did exactly what I was gonna I said I was gonna do we're super

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fucking rich now suck my dick or whatever like leaves or whatever like

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everyone cheers he's the awesome speech he's kind of cool this he's the one that

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I think his name's Linderman he has a crush on Laurie and he's nerdy but I

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like his I like the way he also in the Star Wars one where they take the road

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trip for episode oh no you're absolutely right he was in um oh my goodness it's

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the I know exactly it's there's it's a movie where him and his he's someone is

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dying one of their friends is dying and this was a true story right before a new

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Phantom Menace came out and oh they go on a road trip fanboys fanboys and so

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they they go on a road trip to try to go to Skywalker farm to see if they could

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watch like break in and watch a copy before their friend dies which Mike if

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if you needed us to drive to any studio break in so that you can watch the next

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man thing man thing thank you Austin I was drawing a blank if you need to watch

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man thing too I will break into any office to help you do that we'll do

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fanboys to the fans

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um that'll be the end of this movie maybe miss man thing one yeah so uh so

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it's a kid from girl next door got your nose he rips her nose he rips off

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Kelly's Roland's nose I think her name is her name is Kia I know that because

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it's a car brand and it's a weird name for the chick but anyway he rips her

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nose off in the waiting room and nothing happens in real life he doesn't have the

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powers they're weak he's still weak so that's what it was

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scene though got your nose yeah that was funny bitch bitch so they so Krampus

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his brother before so they've been in the insane asylum for four years prior

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to that Krampus his brother killed himself and he killed himself because of

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Freddie so they are in Krampus his brother's van it's been four years since

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they've been locked up how is that van still running still not sold it's still

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on the property how does he have the keys how does it have fuel inside of it

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and where'd they get money to put fuel in I know how it's a fucking move nope

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Mike that is no longer allowed as a counter argument to any of my valid

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points if I bring up a valid point where'd they get the van you can't just

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it's a movie me because there I need answers you can't be a lazy filmmaker

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anymore and he's on your fucking ass all right they had to take it back from the

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homeless guy that was living in it down by the lake I mean I didn't I missed that

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part down by the river down by the river by saying late I said like just cuz a

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crystal lake oh crystal lake that's yeah so it's the who's that uh Chris Farley

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yeah I always get him and John Candy mixed up like that's a similar character

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yeah so then we go to the corn rave in the cornfield which is fucking awesome I

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would totally love to go to that corn rave and we meet the jock the one that

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forces beer down Linderman's throat he's a chubby guy he's got curly long hair do

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you know who I'm talking about does that ring the bell he dies later with his

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friend he has like a lot of screen time for just someone that ends up dying that

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actor in this movie there is a is a mean job

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don't you tell us what else he's in no no no one thing particular Mike I swear

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to God I'm not afraid of physical violence you're near death I will take

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my chances I'm a robust young man full of life I will smack okay so this this

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guy plays the I'm probably the most opposite character you could think of in

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Eureka so in Eureka the TV show he plays the gay diner chef owner and since in

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Eureka everything is science based or whatever he's always coming up with like

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insane concoctions first one to do foam yeah he would have been the first one

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fob like he's watching he would have MasterChef on the back on the like on

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the screen the same way we watch oh god what's a like a bad stupid people show

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that you would I don't even think it's the same way we watch master no I watch

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MasterChef thinking holy shit that looks amazing I wish I could do something like

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that he would watch MasterChef going like that's some boring ass shit like he

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just comes it's anyway but he's so like a feminine in the role like the way he

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carries himself it's like very and then I watch and then I see this and he's

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supposed to be mean jock guy and I just couldn't buy it that was the most that

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took me out of the movie more than anything else anything else I was

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following on but anyway did you skip creepy little Alice girl who the creepy

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little girl with no eyes I don't like the only thing that really

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out this movie you know what I should do to write much about the dream sequences

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because for the most part I don't care until the injuries happen in real life

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like Freddy I don't care what he's doing in dream world of people because it's

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it's just a dream until he affects it real life so I don't like when she got

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her nose ripped off and nothing happened I was like oh I was just a waste of

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fucking time Freddy like you scared her and I know that's part of building up his

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power or whatever but did you also skip the other guy from the that was over

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there that night his dad dying and him dying wait which guys the the guy that

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came over like the night that the friend was trying to Kia was trying to hook her

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other friend up with when he sit on the porch with his dad yeah no that's I'm so

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sorry on off screen but we see the head fall off three out of ten and then just

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the blood two out of ten thank you it's the dad gets his head cut off next to

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the boy and then he goes and then we just see blood splatter now the reason

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skipped we skipped the the intro like after he tells like Freddy's mom he's

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tricking him with his mom or how Freddy just explains like oh don't don't fear me

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and that's a real bitch and then it goes it shows you the new line cinema logo

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and it just shows a bunch of flesh being sliced up was yeah that was pretty cool

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I'd like that that was cool I feel like that Chris Farley thing that was pretty

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that was cool remember remember when you were in pretty versus Jason that was

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cool no I made fun of myself oh okay we're like member berries is that what

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you're yeah pretty much got it the corn rave is the only thing I remember about

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this movie like I've seen it before and this it's I only remember them having a

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corn mave or corn rave why is Jason improvising with his weapons now he

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literally just like pulls the thing out to then start fucking around with it

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he's had a machete it's his whole thing he likes his machete he still has it

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later on he throws it at someone but why would he why pick up new weapons is he

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creative with his kills have fun is he having fun well I think he's I think

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what he's trying to do though is he's trying to make it look like a Freddy

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kill at least the first like couple deaths seem like like that's the whole

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stabbing in the bed the bed folding in half thing that was kind of like a

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Freddy kill you're saying that Jason is clever enough to realize that Freddy

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exists in the dream world are our Freddy is controlling James yeah Freddy Freddy

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used his mom to like trolling so he's like okay I gotta still he's like you

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gotta step things gotta step things up this time bitch no okay I completely

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kind of forgot about that thing where he's manipulating Jason so he's

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manipulating Jason that's why Jason's doing Freddy kills to increase that the

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fear that Freddy's around so that Freddy gets his power yeah got it I there's a

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few dumbass lines though in this movie where they're just like well there's two

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killers like like they point out well there's two of them the main girl

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fucking whispers everything she says I wanted her to die more than my favorite

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character was the stoner character he's oh yeah he smokes weed with the the the

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Freddy monster yeah that was pissed that was I also like the end I like the Kelly

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Rowlands character makes up with Linderman she sees that she's been a

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little bit too mean and they're at the corner she's like come on let's go dance

417
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:29,880
like she sees that Laurie and her ex are kind of hugging or whatever and so she

418
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:35,000
like sees that shows some sympathy that brought her back to me like I was

419
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:38,680
against her character in the beginning because she totally was trying to push

420
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:41,560
something on her friend that she wasn't ready for which is that typical high

421
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:44,160
school behavior and you shouldn't do that don't peer pressure people let them

422
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:47,400
explore their high school high schoolers are not listening to the show they're

423
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:53,480
not I hope not but why the fuck did she break up the yeah why did she then after

424
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:57,000
dancing for five minutes this felt like the most movies got a movie I've ever

425
00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:03,000
seen which is the dude is talking to Laurie and he's explaining everything

426
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:08,040
like here listen Laurie shit I need to explain some things to you and he's been

427
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:12,720
there for about 30 seconds and Kelly Rowland walks off with Linderman and

428
00:35:12,720 --> 00:35:16,800
then she immediately goes come on enough with this talk bullshit let's dance

429
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:21,520
literally forbade him what she says to this dude and I'm like no let them talk

430
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:27,800
they haven't seen each other for years she's not interested and so they dance

431
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:34,400
and that's I just so I lost lost her again but so I'm really on the fence

432
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:41,200
about Kelly Rollins okay let's go dance then we get then we get a drunk girl and

433
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:47,840
drunk girl is like I guess asleep like I don't understand how is Freddy when

434
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:52,680
you're when you're almost near sleep if he can anyway she passes out she starts

435
00:35:52,680 --> 00:36:00,360
getting I said I know this girl's getting date raped and all but on paper

436
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:07,880
Jason cock blocked that guy when he decided to kill them both well I'm not

437
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:11,160
saying he should have everything he everything blocks them one of those

438
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:15,680
situations where it's like well that was good and bad I guess those both yes like

439
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:19,560
the guy should have not done that like she can't feel about this whole boot

440
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:25,360
she didn't get raped but she got murdered so he prevented a rape thank

441
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:36,360
God that would be horrible he also kill clock blocks Freddy because Freddy's

442
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:39,720
about to get the kill and then blood hits him in the face which I love that

443
00:36:39,720 --> 00:36:47,360
scene and then so that was okay so that was death number five she gets she dies

444
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:52,160
drunk while being raped five out of ten then we get death number six he gets

445
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:57,960
flung across time and space from from Freddy eight out of ten death number

446
00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:04,720
seven he just head twists a guy well getting his tickets oh yeah this buddy's

447
00:37:04,720 --> 00:37:09,440
like goddamn his head twist while insulting a dude who did nothing to you

448
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:16,240
they're just standing there and just fuck you man or whatever five out of ten

449
00:37:16,240 --> 00:37:23,400
death number eight lights Jason on fire makes it back to the party flying

450
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:28,240
machete on fire through the chest nine out of ten what was flammable on that

451
00:37:28,240 --> 00:37:37,440
machete fine eight out of ten thank you Austin what is that hockey mask made out

452
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:42,160
of well from the if you I don't even know they just don't make them like that

453
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:47,760
nowadays no they don't but it's made out of fucking ivory or some shit

454
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:55,760
death number nine Jason random partygoer stupid early 2000 hats simple slash one

455
00:37:55,760 --> 00:38:01,160
out of ten death number ten random partygoer no hat one out of ten simple

456
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:07,880
slash death 11 random partygoer splashes beer on Jason beer slash death because

457
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:11,760
it kind of cuts through the things three out of ten death number 12 random

458
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:18,000
partygoer slash it's a just a girl one out of ten death 13 random partygoer

459
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:23,160
slash it's a boy with a beanie one out of ten death 14 random partygoer slash

460
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:28,800
off-screen zero out of ten worst kill of the movie just just see some blood that's

461
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:32,360
it is that the one where he's like you killed my brother no he gets killed no

462
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:36,360
this is literally a just as Jason's kind of walking through the party he just

463
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:40,880
slashes someone near him that person dies that was death fit for there like

464
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:47,000
a part where he's just hacking it like just that was that was 10 11 12 that

465
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:53,160
was 9 through 14 that goalie was pissed about something that was funny who is

466
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:56,840
that who is that guy that stoner guy just randomly joins the group which I

467
00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:59,240
kind of like I thought about it's like yeah I guess he just jumped in the

468
00:38:59,240 --> 00:39:02,960
random van that everyone was running because he wasn't anybody prior to that

469
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:07,360
I think he was Linderman's friend in like an earlier scene like you just

470
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:14,960
vaguely see him okay yeah death 15 it's Krampus's character gets burned alive in

471
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:19,920
front of his friends and writes Freddy's back on his actual back eight out of

472
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:26,680
ten is he the the veins the veins guys brother was I think he was brother yeah

473
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:31,320
so they kind of brought a reference to that back because they when he first he

474
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:36,120
falls asleep and then his veins come out of his legs that was a rough that was a

475
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:40,800
rough kill that was rough to watch it was there any there was a tree scene was I

476
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:44,480
know I'm getting a little head but there was a tree scene right with Jason gets a

477
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:47,680
kill with the tree throw somebody at a tree yes stab someone through it through

478
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:54,120
a tree yeah so if if fear is Freddy's buff then trees are Jason's buff yeah and

479
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:59,520
then it's trees is his buff waters his weakness fires the weakness and fears a

480
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:03,600
buff yeah which drugs apparently he's he's he's immune to dying but if you

481
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:07,240
inject him with some tranks I mean the people at that party could have just

482
00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:10,080
like held him down and just made him drink he's never had a beer in his life

483
00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:14,960
you just be drunk Jason I think Jason's the easiest one of the easiest monsters

484
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:19,520
to take care of if you just get an overwhelming force of people to pin him

485
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:24,280
down you take away his weapons you hold them down and then you just like you

486
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:30,160
shackle them to a wall and then you just put a good IV in him with just an

487
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:33,320
unlimited supply of drink like tranquilizer and you just keep them there

488
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:36,200
forever and you cryogenically freeze that's what they were that's what they

489
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:40,240
were gonna do with Jason X but apparently the end of the movie before

490
00:40:40,240 --> 00:40:44,080
Jason X he'd like it's like the end of the movie he walks out and there's just

491
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:47,160
30 cops outside and they just blow it they just shoot the fuck out of them and

492
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:50,080
then they decide that they can't we don't know how to kill this guy we tried

493
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:53,480
hanging on we tried electrocuting again we tried everything firing squad

494
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:57,200
nothing worked so we're just gonna freeze him yeah I mean freeze is the

495
00:40:57,200 --> 00:41:00,680
good but the problem is is that when they freeze them they keep them on the

496
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:05,160
planet you put them in a rocket you aim them towards the Sun and you forget

497
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:09,680
about it because even and you put them on a slow rocket towards the Sun that's

498
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:12,320
the thing a lot of people they want to get them to the Sun as quick as possible

499
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:17,080
but no you want to have like a 30 year mission that way you got at least 30

500
00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:20,880
years of peace or something inevitably goes wrong and shoots him back or

501
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:31,840
whatever in in space no one can hear you that's great so one died by water the

502
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:36,200
other by fire how can we use that I'm like that bitch is high the way she says

503
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:41,120
that she's like she like litters she's like knocked out she goes one died by

504
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:47,360
water and one but died by fire how can we use that Pokemon sounds like a fucking

505
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:54,920
I thought death 16 security guard squished by door off screen four out of

506
00:41:54,920 --> 00:42:00,520
ten was he a nice guy like Al and violent night I yeah he seemed like a

507
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:05,760
decent guy well no he worked for the he worked for a hospital that oh yeah not a

508
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:10,560
good well no but the hospital they were doing no even if he did I think they

509
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:14,160
were doing good work whatever that hospitals up to fuck yeah do Freddy's

510
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:19,760
an actual paranormal supernatural fucking nightmare entity that can

511
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:23,560
absolutely wreck a town so what if we got to take 20 kids and put them away

512
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:28,600
that's it they're living give me a hair mental non-fda approved drugs to stop

513
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:34,720
them you know still no sill and yeah I agree Mike it's a waste of money it's

514
00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:38,040
easier to invest in bullets but the thing is that their children and they

515
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:44,040
deserve to live like I get it I just I get it it's expensive but the thing is I

516
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:48,640
think if you can't kill them you have to that's the only other option the only

517
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:51,960
other option if you if you can't find a way to suppress their dreams to keep

518
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:55,800
Jason to keep Freddy dead then you have to fucking kill them and I'm okay with

519
00:42:55,800 --> 00:43:01,640
either or to keep a supernatural threat from wrecking our existence do you think

520
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:05,800
if Freddy existed and all of us knew about it and we were the only ones that

521
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:10,160
knew about it and we knew that if it left this fucking room I would kill us

522
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:14,000
all hey chief I want to raise a bullet that's what I was gonna say I would rather

523
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:19,200
have a bullet though than then to be I'd say chief I want to fucking raise or I'm

524
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:23,960
gonna go to the news stations with all the reports and I'm gonna tell the whole

525
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:26,480
world ready you're talking about in the police station yeah if I worked at the

526
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:29,600
police station I would be you want me to keep the secret I need a fucking raise

527
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:32,600
or I'm just gonna go to the news station and everyone's gonna know about Freddie

528
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:36,440
and be he's gonna become God basically let me think about this why don't you go

529
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:42,200
on your patrol hey listen Bill I'm gonna need you to kill this guy on this run he

530
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:45,680
knows about Freddie he's threatening to talk and then you go on your run and

531
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:48,880
then you get a call and you go to an alleyway and you get a bullet in the back

532
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:55,280
of your head but is it only kids that he so the police station knows the police

533
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:59,840
station knows that when they go to sleep especially when they know they know

534
00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:03,920
Freddy's there one guy gets off shift and he's and then a cop dies all the

535
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:07,880
entire police force dies so that's okay that's a good point you know I've never

536
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:10,920
in any of these movies they ever address the fact is only people under

537
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:15,320
like 25 that he can affect well I think it's supposed to be like high school

538
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:20,240
kids only only high school kids bitch Jason's got a fetish for high school

539
00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:22,800
kids but I don't think he kills just high school what if you got held back

540
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:29,880
well what what if you got held back a year I think Freddie's whole thing is he

541
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:35,400
can only I never understood what Freddie was a pedophile yeah I'm saying he seems

542
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:38,800
to only affect so I thought that too but I think it was you guys you guys told me

543
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:43,880
he was just kid murderer no I thought he was a pedophile well I don't know it's

544
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:49,280
it's it's they make it more explicit I think in the reboot but I never

545
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:58,960
understood the I guess the the what malevolent spirit okay how did Freddie

546
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:05,120
become Freddie I understand that he kidnapped molested raped killed a bunch

547
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:10,000
of it was just an innocent janitor no well that was before we saw this origin

548
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:18,280
but they burn him alive how is his punishment he's able to then kill

549
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:24,720
children in their dreams that doesn't make sense to me it's he died they got

550
00:45:24,720 --> 00:45:30,160
him who the fuck like what God what devil like what the fuck spirit what

551
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:36,000
have a make sense but God but what how would that be allowed 80s 80s movies God

552
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:40,480
I don't know you know a little bit wishy-washy this movie this have God you

553
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:43,400
can't have you can't have one without the other the fact that they wanted to

554
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:46,320
end this movie where they both go to hell and they meet hell raiser that

555
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:49,580
sounds cool and all but what I think would have been better was if Michael

556
00:45:49,580 --> 00:45:53,760
Myers shows up and since Michael no one knows what the fuck's up with him Freddie

557
00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:57,440
can't affect him with his dreams maybe he's just a little bit stronger than

558
00:45:57,440 --> 00:46:02,240
Jason so then Freddie and Jason have to work together to kill Michael Myers

559
00:46:02,240 --> 00:46:07,220
isn't he human yeah but he doesn't he like burn to death in one of the movies

560
00:46:07,220 --> 00:46:11,160
well no because I think here's the thing he gets his head chopped off you find

561
00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:16,240
out later it was a cop and not him he gets riddled with bullets I think again

562
00:46:16,240 --> 00:46:19,040
it's like you find out he maybe switched because with him it's the best thing

563
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:22,080
he's just like he's got overalls that are like you just rip off and put on

564
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:25,080
somebody and then just put his mask on him and then fuck off into the night

565
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:31,440
he's just a super strong dumb crazy guy I don't think he'd be able to fight

566
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:37,040
Jason or Freddie because like super natural although he is although he isn't

567
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:41,260
maybe maybe he kills hell raiser hell raiser because they wouldn't give the

568
00:46:41,260 --> 00:46:44,160
rights so maybe they just get the rights for like five minutes and just kill how

569
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:48,220
ready he gets hell raiser powers I mean that could be cool if we had a hell

570
00:46:48,220 --> 00:46:53,560
raiser Myers I never thought hell raiser was that cool it's the main three box

571
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:58,200
and I came all over your face Mike Mike Myers Jason and Freddie those are like

572
00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:04,280
the top three it's gotta be Chuck yeah he's always been fun I feel like Chuckie

573
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:09,200
and Freddie would be buds yeah that similar sense of humor but they can talk

574
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:17,760
Michael Myers and Jason don't talk but actually now that we bring up Chuckie if

575
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:23,480
they existed in the same universe I would buy that because if the soul so

576
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:29,560
actually if you're just a bad person in these movies your soul is able to then

577
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:34,200
continue to do evil which means there has to be an inverse of that there has

578
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:38,080
to be like good people souls becoming good things then right there's a whole

579
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:41,280
thing they haven't done yet that they could do yeah well then you get battles

580
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:45,800
between good and evil which might be cool we had an anti Freddie ash ash

581
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:49,600
versus Freddie Jason and my protected children their whole life and then they

582
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:55,000
die great now that's a good idea and it's it's like hey bitch it's like I

583
00:47:55,000 --> 00:48:01,680
don't even know what the opposite of Freddie would say so we get a penis

584
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:05,240
caterpillar introduction it's a little penis caterpillar with Freddie's face on

585
00:48:05,240 --> 00:48:12,560
it we get the rolls around it infests or it goes inside of the hippie dude

586
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:18,160
smokes a little weed smokes a little weed with them which I love death 17 we

587
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:25,960
get the cop from that wasn't from the wrestling movie we watched no no it's

588
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:30,600
the cop from American Outlaws he's he stars in that place man he's been in a

589
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:35,160
lot of things but that guy movie scary movie yeah he's just a he's a fun actor

590
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:41,560
but the cop that was trying to help them he gets fucking he gets his where was it

591
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:46,680
like he gets electrocuted and then just smashed into a computer repeatedly eight

592
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:52,320
out of ten free bird that was his name he gets possessed by Freddie trying to

593
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:57,560
Rufy Jason oh yeah cuz him possessed by Freddie Rufy Jason with the things

594
00:48:57,560 --> 00:49:00,760
behind him and they're running behind they're like come on come on let's go

595
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:06,000
he's like I got this bitch or whatever I love that I love it and I was like cool

596
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:12,160
and then now he's in physical form and the death 18 number 18 free bird possessed

597
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:19,960
cut in half by Jason nine out of ten very good we get pin Paul pinball Jason

598
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:23,800
inside the dream sequence fight god and they put the little sound effects in

599
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:30,400
there the stupidest I'm like okay and then Jason's afraid of water since

600
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:35,800
fucking when oh dude that dream sequence like where Jason little kid Jason

601
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:41,720
he jams and his finger butter knife in his brain oh yeah keep putting Jason in

602
00:49:41,720 --> 00:49:45,160
water though I can see why he'd be scared of water except here's the thing

603
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:51,600
if we go to just yesterday when we were talking about in our episode about Friday

604
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:57,040
the 13th my Jason or my movie that I watched where he takes Manhattan he just

605
00:49:57,040 --> 00:50:01,000
straight-up comes from the water he perfectly just swims up he's in the boat

606
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:04,920
he's in a boat and water several times throughout that always resurrected from

607
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:09,680
the water I understand but he's always all swims around in the water yeah what I thought was

608
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:13,440
silly was that it was a stream of water coming down and literally the next scene

609
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:18,080
is him carrying a body through a march he's walking through water yeah like he

610
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:21,920
doesn't like water above Jason X he's frozen he gets waking up he's covered

611
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:26,440
in water yeah maybe he didn't realize that ice was water it's like this is the

612
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:34,200
ultimate drowning would be to freeze in a block ice I guess but yeah so that was

613
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:40,920
silly why did Lori say now I lay me down to sleep right before she went to go

614
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:45,200
fight nightmare going to the nightmare that was so stupid she literally she's

615
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:53,360
laying down and she goes now I lay me down to sleep and I'm like it's a prayer

616
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:58,120
I know that I just think it's one of the silliest things to say in a horror movie

617
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:04,440
in the middle of all this fucking action death number 19 we get Linderman

618
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:08,600
unfortunately and he's yeeted into a piece of rebar and then he nobly tells

619
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:16,040
Kia to leave him and get safety seven out of ten very nice and then whoa whoa

620
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:24,480
whoa Freddie stops pursuing Blake and Lori dark meat he sees and then she goes

621
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:29,120
what kind of faggot wears a Christmas sweater runs around and I'm like whoa

622
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:34,280
that's one minute of real problematic fucking movie right there but what's

623
00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:41,160
with the butter knives yeah is Freddie racist kind of feels like he is it's

624
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:45,400
just an extra layer of shit that they like because he says dark well obviously

625
00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:49,280
who's say that obviously I knew they have to make Jason sort of the good guy

626
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:52,840
that you root for because Freddie's just a giant piece of shit that's true so

627
00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:57,840
adding to it maybe not racist but bigoted for sure he's bigoted yeah so

628
00:51:57,840 --> 00:52:07,400
no he molests every color apparently yeah yeah yeah he's just a piece of shit

629
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:13,400
and it's not gonna watch cuties after this bitch so then we get death number

630
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:20,640
20 which is the last death which is Kia Kelly Rollins character she gets killed

631
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:25,760
after doing an incredibly bad improv set with Freddie that was amazing roasting

632
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:30,120
just the worst roasting I've ever heard in my life followed by Freddie just kind

633
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:34,840
of looking at her and looking behind her and she oh and she gets fucking just

634
00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:41,120
cut in half is she the reason why he changed to the green hat in all he's like

635
00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:46,600
this trick roasted me update my style it's 10 best kill in the fucking movie

636
00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:52,360
is just a bad improv set from Kelly Rowland of Destiny's Child what would you

637
00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:56,400
do better he sees he sees you what are you roast how are you roasting him what

638
00:52:56,400 --> 00:53:02,020
is what's your improv set your face looks like a nut sack if we went into my

639
00:53:02,020 --> 00:53:05,320
dreams right now you'd have to deal with a lot you'd have to do with a lot of

640
00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:09,920
shit Freddie you want to come after me bro bring it on I'm ready to sleep

641
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:14,080
you're gonna have a wet dream you want to be covered in jizz Freddie you want

642
00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:17,560
to be covered in jizz I'll be your penis monster I'll be the penis caterpillar

643
00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:20,240
that's gonna go inside of you buddy and you know what let's go to sleep right

644
00:53:20,240 --> 00:53:24,000
now come here hold my hand Freddie and then we'd go to sleep and I'd rape the

645
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:28,560
shit out of him for as long as I could Austin I would turn his nut sack face

646
00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:32,800
into a fucking fleshlight and I would just beat off into his fucking skull is

647
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:39,800
what I'm telling him about Buffy oh yeah Freddie would kill himself by the end

648
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:46,800
there's a scene in fucking season six it might be or season five of Angel

649
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:57,920
yeah so that's what happened if you want if you must know I think I think now we

650
00:53:57,920 --> 00:54:03,120
get the big Freddie versus Jason fight and there's a torpedo scene which I

651
00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:05,880
loved where he's cutting off the things he's launching that's just a cool

652
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:10,560
fucking man the torpedoes but it's funniest thing in this whole movie best

653
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:14,440
best line in his but the dodging was so cool as Jason's walking and then when he

654
00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:18,080
gets hits a little goofy but it's funny and then I put Freddie wins well then

655
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:24,920
the rebarb we mean it drops all the rebarb oh yeah yeah yeah Freddie wins

656
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:35,600
Jason wins Laurie wins Jason wins Laurie wins Freddie loses they walk through CGI

657
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:39,000
flames on the pier just a couple they just literally just walk through some

658
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:43,460
fire because the editors of this movie are fucking lazy and then there's the

659
00:54:43,460 --> 00:54:47,240
they're doing this for ten years this movie took like 15 years to make I

660
00:54:47,240 --> 00:54:53,480
didn't know that it's bad and then lol at the last shot which was a Freddie

661
00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:59,040
winking so they both are gonna live to another day I give this movie a C three

662
00:54:59,040 --> 00:55:05,000
out of five where's the Chucky cut that's my review what'd you guys think

663
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:09,680
I gave it I just gave it a C plus just because it was just a cheesy like it's

664
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:14,360
a nice bet like if Jason X is a 10 this is right there in like a five so I'll

665
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:22,400
give it a I give it a three and a half butter knives okay I and I don't know if

666
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:26,480
this is it's one of the problems with this movie I'm not a hundred percent sure

667
00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:34,240
if I didn't like it because I like parts of it but I think maybe

668
00:55:34,240 --> 00:55:40,800
I'm just burned out because we've watched 47 horror movies in the last two weeks

669
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:51,880
or what but so much of it was so stupid so much of the CGI was very bad but you

670
00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:56,560
like the idea of these two IPs together though yeah I like the idea I like the

671
00:55:56,560 --> 00:56:02,200
idea I like part of the movie but it had so many execution problems that it kind

672
00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:05,980
of took me out of it at several points they tried to ride the look it's Freddy

673
00:56:05,980 --> 00:56:10,400
and Jason together dream the dream sequences in other Freddy movies look

674
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:15,680
way more real a lot of more production value in those two yeah this one I mean

675
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:23,840
what the like you said the ping pong around it was just so such bad CGI it's

676
00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:28,640
so but it but once again I can't say I didn't like the movie when I said through

677
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:33,080
it it was just kind of like a lot of bad things in it but still kind of enjoyable

678
00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:38,960
so I said C- or D- C- D plus kind of on the on the cusp right in there though

679
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:46,040
it's it's not great but not bad it's definitely a it's a fun it's a fun movie

680
00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:50,480
I mean you're not going into expecting Oscar worthy performances or anything

681
00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:55,400
like that just go in like have a good time enjoy the movie it's silly just

682
00:56:55,400 --> 00:57:00,400
don't take it seriously it's not scary you know not scary no so but I mean I

683
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:04,400
still wouldn't show it to my children because it is gory but I found it a lot

684
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:08,320
didn't you find it a lot like watching invincible or something like it's the

685
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:13,120
book even the blood it is so fake looking yeah yeah it's just not none of

686
00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:17,680
it is scary it's campy hold on campy and fun you're saying that the blood and

687
00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:22,320
invincible is fake looking what's a cartoon well no hold on I have an issue

688
00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:31,000
with that because you said that no no in the context of what it is it's not it's

689
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:35,560
it is realistic looking if you believe that everything you're looking at in

690
00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:40,400
invincible is realistic looking to the universe of invincible which it is

691
00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:45,960
because that's how it's drawn then the blood and gore is absolutely on par and

692
00:57:45,960 --> 00:57:49,760
realistic looking to it so it's not like they're to them it might be but it's not

693
00:57:49,760 --> 00:57:52,640
to me I'm the one watching it from outside that here's the difference

694
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:55,080
here's the difference when you watch a movie like this you're seeing real

695
00:57:55,080 --> 00:58:00,000
actors something that can't be I mean they're not CGI people they're really

696
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:04,640
running around so when they add a stroke of CGI blood you're adding an extra

697
00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:08,800
you're adding an outside element to something real which takes you out of

698
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:13,160
the the frame so I could see watching a real-life movie and seeing CGI graphics

699
00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:18,720
and it being shitty but you can't watch a cartoon or an anime and when they do

700
00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:23,200
something fantastical within the confines of the cartoon that they've set

701
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:27,280
up they're allowed to because it's as realistic as anything else they're not

702
00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:30,720
they're not allowed to I'm just saying it's like like with my children my

703
00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:34,640
children I'd be much more liable to let them want and I'm not talking about kids

704
00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:40,360
your age but my 12 year old yeah to watch invincible then I would a

705
00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:45,280
realistic movie in their world because they can separate the worlds themselves

706
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:48,440
what about Freddie versus would you let your your kid watch Freddie versus Jason

707
00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:56,120
or the train scene the last episode of invincible season one where the train

708
00:58:56,120 --> 00:59:01,480
scene on the first episode of invincible season yeah I would like 12 or 13 year

709
00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:04,680
old watch either one of them because they know the difference in reality and

710
00:59:04,680 --> 00:59:08,400
fiction however when they're watching a movie like let me think of something a

711
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:14,520
die-hard is a good example everything in there feels real it feels real world

712
00:59:14,520 --> 00:59:20,640
yeah this stuff doesn't feel real world but that's also because die-hard used

713
00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:26,800
practical effects in a way that they're making my point no I'm not I'm making my

714
00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:31,720
point I'm saying like I'm saying that just in the world yes they're not in

715
00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:37,720
that you're saying that the blood and gore in invincible is not realistic I'm

716
00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:42,440
saying it is I'm saying that when a character rips a human being in half it

717
00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:46,040
might be an excessive amount of blood and gore whatever but no more than any

718
00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:49,520
other movie that's trying to be a realistic depiction of gore and stuff so

719
00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:52,920
it's like the same amount of gore that you would get in a saw movie you know

720
00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:57,360
you could get in a cartoon and have it be just as realistic it's just cartoon

721
00:59:57,360 --> 01:00:00,640
you just have to it's just the amount of suspension of human brain in general

722
01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:03,640
not yours because your brains not normal in case you haven't noticed that's not

723
01:00:03,640 --> 01:00:08,720
nice to say human brain in general can separate reality from fiction better

724
01:00:08,720 --> 01:00:13,760
when it's a cartoon than when it's real life I need a list you think there is a

725
01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:18,120
difference between reality and fiction I think that if we are in a simulation

726
01:00:18,120 --> 01:00:22,220
we're all just it's one layer fudge simulation after another honestly I need

727
01:00:22,220 --> 01:00:25,960
a list of things you guys disagree on this might be a podcast all on its own

728
01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:29,480
just every episode is just you guys arguing your opposite points of each

729
01:00:29,480 --> 01:00:34,800
other it could be it's just hey there's two there's different sides to every

730
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:38,520
single don't think we're in a simulation yeah that's that might be the whole

731
01:00:38,520 --> 01:00:41,920
difference though because you think it's just layer upon layer of a simulation

732
01:00:41,920 --> 01:00:46,200
and I think it's one looks like real world and one looks like not real world

733
01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:51,040
the more I play with AI the more I feel like a god of a digital universe and the

734
01:00:51,040 --> 01:00:54,600
more realistic AI gets and the closer it gets to looking like humans the more I

735
01:00:54,600 --> 01:00:59,440
believe that absolutely we could just be a variant of that and what's the stop

736
01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:03,240
there's just one variant above that and a variant above that we're just I mean

737
01:01:03,240 --> 01:01:12,360
what how is us being made of some sort of physical pixels or at least from our

738
01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:17,080
perspective physical pixels then any other fucking like any other thing that

739
01:01:17,080 --> 01:01:21,120
anyone's ever said that's ever made any sense like people say that a god made

740
01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:26,200
us people said that you know a big bang made us people say that you know like I

741
01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:30,800
don't think any of that makes as much sense as we're just a really good

742
01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:38,240
computer program and that's why there's you know like I think it's just set I

743
01:01:38,240 --> 01:01:43,440
think someone's just playing SimCity and they put it on like make it so that

744
01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:47,600
religions a thing let's see how that causes issues let's make countries a

745
01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:51,800
thing let's make race a thing let's make gender identity a thing let's do all

746
01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:56,920
these things to rile up the people to make the most interesting simulation to

747
01:01:56,920 --> 01:02:00,840
watch because what happens to you when you watch like say a good magician what

748
01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:05,960
happens in your brain what do you mean do you do does your brain go to that

749
01:02:05,960 --> 01:02:11,800
he's really doing magic then but never never try to figure it out I always and

750
01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:17,040
I usually I'm pretty good at it I think there's one magician I saw Shin Lim or

751
01:02:17,040 --> 01:02:21,040
whatever his name was from America's Got Talent I went saw him in Vegas and he

752
01:02:21,040 --> 01:02:26,560
did this trick that I saw like immediately from the get-go he was like

753
01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:30,840
taking these photos he was flipping them around one at a one at a time but I'm

754
01:02:30,840 --> 01:02:36,640
looking at him and they looked kind of like those what are those from mall rats

755
01:02:36,640 --> 01:02:42,280
I'm looking for a sailboat what's the magic eye puzzles is after called so

756
01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:46,960
that it's there they're like kind of these not magic I but there's an image

757
01:02:46,960 --> 01:02:50,200
of something that's there's something hidden behind it and I would just see

758
01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:56,200
these letters E P O and I'm like okay it's gonna spell hope or whatever and

759
01:02:56,200 --> 01:03:01,680
I'm just okay just waiting you know and my point is though if it were civil that

760
01:03:01,680 --> 01:03:08,480
that was exactly my point is that if it were a simulation they could treat no

761
01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:14,520
because the simulation I think the simulation is so complex Mike that I am

762
01:03:14,520 --> 01:03:19,040
having independent thoughts and all these things are just partisan I'm either

763
01:03:19,040 --> 01:03:23,160
I don't think anyone's playing me I don't think I'm a playable character this is

764
01:03:23,160 --> 01:03:27,640
Neo what are you Neo no I'm not Neo I'm not aware of I don't even think being

765
01:03:27,640 --> 01:03:30,800
aware of the simulation does anything it's like if my sims knew that they were

766
01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:33,880
sims I don't think it would change the fact that I could still tell them to go

767
01:03:33,880 --> 01:03:36,720
do things or that they still that they would still have to exist in their sims

768
01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:40,560
world like I don't think that they can't break out by you even if how can my

769
01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:43,720
sims get out of their world how can any video game character get out they can't

770
01:03:43,720 --> 01:03:48,040
they're they're stuck in that context we're stuck in this three-dimensional

771
01:03:48,040 --> 01:03:52,920
context here if you've ever seen the world the movie flatland or flat world I

772
01:03:52,920 --> 01:03:57,960
think it's called but it's a super interesting movie where the entire

773
01:03:57,960 --> 01:04:02,720
thing is a 2d world where there's circles squares triangles and they have

774
01:04:02,720 --> 01:04:06,680
a hierarchy just depending on how many sides you have and at some point a

775
01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:12,920
circle who doesn't have any sides and therefore is low sausage party it's

776
01:04:12,920 --> 01:04:20,440
wait no how's that sausage party wait hold on you're breaking my thought now

777
01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:25,520
I'm thinking about sausage utopia that stupid show no in this one a two

778
01:04:25,520 --> 01:04:29,560
dimensional circle who's low on the on the totem pole he meets a three

779
01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:32,560
dimensional being and the three dimensional being brings him up and

780
01:04:32,560 --> 01:04:36,120
shows him that his world is just a two dimensional plane and the three

781
01:04:36,120 --> 01:04:39,120
dimensional being is arrogance that there's no fourth dimension he's like

782
01:04:39,120 --> 01:04:43,520
well I'm have to be the top like I'm the third dimension I see you I'm your I'm

783
01:04:43,520 --> 01:04:47,600
superior to you guys because I can see whatever that's right and so how so a

784
01:04:47,600 --> 01:04:50,680
lot of people I think Christians I think a lot of people they think that there's

785
01:04:50,680 --> 01:04:55,960
a fourth dimensional being that is keeping an eye on us and if that's true

786
01:04:55,960 --> 01:04:59,760
it's only because we're a simulation and that fourth dimension is whatever

787
01:04:59,760 --> 01:05:05,040
screen quote unquote is the barrier of somebody to watch but I don't think that

788
01:05:05,040 --> 01:05:09,200
if somebody has the ability to create a simulation this complex I think that

789
01:05:09,200 --> 01:05:13,800
they've got free roam camera and they're able to zoom in so they maybe do have

790
01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:18,520
omnipresence because they're able to see anything and everything all at once on

791
01:05:18,520 --> 01:05:22,640
the then above them is another one and above them is another one and above

792
01:05:22,640 --> 01:05:27,640
them is maybe I mean that's what that argument would be interdimensional

793
01:05:27,640 --> 01:05:32,320
forever yeah and maybe that's what multiverse is it's just it's not a

794
01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:37,840
multiverse could be different different seeds in someone's Minecraft is a

795
01:05:37,840 --> 01:05:41,560
multiverse technically if you just think about your Minecraft server you think

796
01:05:41,560 --> 01:05:46,200
oh I've got about 20 worlds that I work on simultaneously there's different sheep

797
01:05:46,200 --> 01:05:51,320
that exist in those different ones that are living their very basic binary coded

798
01:05:51,320 --> 01:05:58,560
lives but however how we could be the same thing so no I do I do think I do

799
01:05:58,560 --> 01:06:02,200
think cartoon blood is realistic I think is that's where we're going from there

800
01:06:02,200 --> 01:06:10,280
so that was a C- for me holy shit yeah I give Freddy versus Jason a C C okay

801
01:06:10,280 --> 01:06:16,920
thanks Brendan 2.5 on the video this and I'm just like King Freddy's it's just

802
01:06:16,920 --> 01:06:21,880
fast-forwarded at four times we just broke a lot of people's brains no I did

803
01:06:21,880 --> 01:06:28,920
2.5 out of 5 we winking Freddy's 2.5 nice what was your score again C plus C plus

804
01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:33,440
okay so C plus a C minus a C I mean this is a solid a C then we have a plus and a

805
01:06:33,440 --> 01:06:39,000
minus cancel each other out in two C's perfect so yeah Freddy versus Jason C

806
01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:43,800
absolutely a C movie it's I mean but again if you haven't listened to our

807
01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:48,480
podcast before which is very possible our scales a little different we go from

808
01:06:48,480 --> 01:06:52,740
B to F and then we have a special place in hell where I think Freddy found out

809
01:06:52,740 --> 01:06:58,600
about Jason and that's called a W and we've all we've reserved that for the

810
01:06:58,600 --> 01:07:06,480
very worst of movies so after every review we like to do a little bit of

811
01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:13,280
believe it or not we like to talk about something other than the movie you mean

812
01:07:13,280 --> 01:07:23,280
like monsters ink one and two and trains that was the worst decision like I said

813
01:07:23,280 --> 01:07:27,320
Austin has a volatile personality pulling a gun on Mike for his choice of

814
01:07:27,320 --> 01:07:34,680
movie the AI that we we if people at home we we found an AI that listens to

815
01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:41,200
our podcast and has made not only weird little reviews with people talking about

816
01:07:41,200 --> 01:07:46,680
our shit but some of the shit that our last episode when Austin pulled a gun

817
01:07:46,680 --> 01:07:50,840
out on Mike and threatened him because not give the movie a scene what was the

818
01:07:50,840 --> 01:07:55,440
movie singular singularity to not give singularity a bad grade or a good grade

819
01:07:55,440 --> 01:08:01,640
the fucking didn't give it a bad grade I was gonna kill myself oh there was but

820
01:08:01,640 --> 01:08:06,840
it's like Austin has a volatile personality by pulling a gun out on my

821
01:08:06,840 --> 01:08:16,340
Andy seems to go it's real fucked up but yeah right but we like to do a thing

822
01:08:16,340 --> 01:08:39,600
called recreational recommendations

823
01:08:39,600 --> 01:08:48,480
all right so I probably just gonna talk about Funko again if we're being honest

824
01:08:48,480 --> 01:08:54,760
I am oh I am gonna go see a movie today I'm gonna see either Transformers one

825
01:08:54,760 --> 01:09:00,680
oh oh oh you know spot just opened up on that show and do you want to come the

826
01:09:00,680 --> 01:09:05,760
one you were just grilling me about oh I'm gonna go see Transformers can't

827
01:09:05,760 --> 01:09:09,640
wait to go see it tomorrow the movie I have a question you don't know which

828
01:09:09,640 --> 01:09:13,000
movie you're going to see it right now not at this you told us your plans for

829
01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:17,360
later yeah are you gonna watch both trailers and record two things and then

830
01:09:17,360 --> 01:09:21,120
so listen up what do you people at home pay attention because this will actually

831
01:09:21,120 --> 01:09:26,640
maybe be out before you listen to this so look back for the very first episode

832
01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:31,800
of Andy watches a trailer and then tries to guess what the movies about and then

833
01:09:31,800 --> 01:09:35,760
watches the movie and it comes back and gives himself a score and how realistic

834
01:09:35,760 --> 01:09:40,320
or how accurate he was the series what I think title yeah no it's not that's

835
01:09:40,320 --> 01:09:45,400
gonna be it now you know how I am now that I've said it I'm gonna I'm gonna

836
01:09:45,400 --> 01:09:48,600
that's gonna be it's gonna be the fucking the the fried rice logo with

837
01:09:48,600 --> 01:09:52,600
just a wall of text I'll try to find something better if you guys come up

838
01:09:52,600 --> 01:09:56,720
with something like Star Wars the Star Wars scroll yeah one of you guys came up

839
01:09:56,720 --> 01:10:03,440
with rehash who was that was that you breaded that was good that was a solid

840
01:10:03,440 --> 01:10:09,000
choice that is a great idea though for the opening of that pod Star Wars

841
01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:15,240
scroll explaining explain rehash or his is that one he just said so that whole

842
01:10:15,240 --> 01:10:19,480
text he just said in a scroll at the beginning while you're well figure it

843
01:10:19,480 --> 01:10:25,080
out giving you more work yeah we'll figure it out uh you keep creating I

844
01:10:25,080 --> 01:10:30,000
know yeah you got you just like a glutton for pain or work I guess it is

845
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:33,880
I guess but keep an eye out for that I'm gonna watch a trailer for one of these

846
01:10:33,880 --> 01:10:39,280
movies tonight I'm gonna record my guess as to what's gonna happen I'm gonna try

847
01:10:39,280 --> 01:10:44,680
to be as accurate as humanly possible and then I'm gonna watch the movie I'm

848
01:10:44,680 --> 01:10:50,280
gonna come back and I'm gonna give myself a grade and a scale of 100 as to

849
01:10:50,280 --> 01:10:56,000
how percent wise as to how close I got because I feel like if when I was

850
01:10:56,000 --> 01:11:00,960
talking to my friend Tomas and we were talking about Kong versus the Kong and

851
01:11:00,960 --> 01:11:06,480
Godzilla skull versus Skull Island Hollow Earth part four or whatever the

852
01:11:06,480 --> 01:11:12,240
fuck the newest one I would before I saw the movie I swear I already did because

853
01:11:12,240 --> 01:11:15,120
I had watched the trailer so I was telling I was like this is the one with

854
01:11:15,120 --> 01:11:19,840
they find a baby Kong they go in a hollow earth they fight some other

855
01:11:19,840 --> 01:11:24,960
monkeys the humans get involved and my friends like well yeah but I know you

856
01:11:24,960 --> 01:11:29,880
didn't watch it I was like how do you know these like it came out today I know

857
01:11:29,880 --> 01:11:34,480
you didn't go and I was like well okay I thought I saw it months ago it knows

858
01:11:34,480 --> 01:11:39,400
that it was just the trailer and I was pretty close if it's always like that

859
01:11:39,400 --> 01:11:42,820
right so but if you don't know which movie you're going to see how are you

860
01:11:42,820 --> 01:11:47,360
gonna do at some point I will like some point I'm gonna know where I'm gonna go

861
01:11:47,360 --> 01:11:54,240
see it's just at this moment it's it's in the air so okay that's my rec is go

862
01:11:54,240 --> 01:11:58,760
listen to one of our episodes check out what's in a book club some people really

863
01:11:58,760 --> 01:12:04,160
like it over there I've gotten comments so la de da all right Austin you got

864
01:12:04,160 --> 01:12:08,520
anything for rec yeah actually it's this it's a 10 episode podcast called number

865
01:12:08,520 --> 01:12:14,760
one dad and Gary Veeder really good comedian when he was a kid his dad was a

866
01:12:14,760 --> 01:12:18,840
massive con artist in New York so he would go to Madison Square Garden with

867
01:12:18,840 --> 01:12:24,680
his son tell his son Gary to pretend to be sports illustrated kids reporter and

868
01:12:24,680 --> 01:12:27,560
his dad would pretend to be a photographer so they would just get into

869
01:12:27,560 --> 01:12:31,620
Madison Square Garden for free and have access to the locker rooms and he got to

870
01:12:31,620 --> 01:12:36,200
interview Michael Jordan at the height of his fame Nancy Kerrigan right it's it

871
01:12:36,200 --> 01:12:40,380
is but also he was such a scam artist that it also like destroyed his family

872
01:12:40,380 --> 01:12:44,440
and he hasn't talked to his dad in like 25 years and it's 10 episodes they're

873
01:12:44,440 --> 01:12:48,400
about like 20 minutes long and there's like a lot of ads and stuff so maybe

874
01:12:48,400 --> 01:12:53,000
it's like 15 minutes long each episode but each episode he's tracking down his

875
01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:56,640
dad and he's getting closer and closer and we're like revealing other stories

876
01:12:56,640 --> 01:13:00,360
like his dad just hung out in courtrooms and figured out that like if you just

877
01:13:00,360 --> 01:13:04,160
delay things and push him back you can win pretty much any case and drop right

878
01:13:04,160 --> 01:13:09,840
it's so he was so he was a he was installing phone booths and pretending

879
01:13:09,840 --> 01:13:16,720
to be AT&T and AT&T tried to sue him and he beat AT&T in court which is like the

880
01:13:16,720 --> 01:13:21,760
biggest corporation ever at that time it's called number one dad with Gary

881
01:13:21,760 --> 01:13:25,520
Veeder so I'm gonna check that out he like he talks to his wife eaters he that

882
01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:31,360
that little dude that goes to rummage sales but he goes to yard sales and

883
01:13:31,360 --> 01:13:36,440
I got just Gary V so okay yeah Gary Veeder is just a really good comedian

884
01:13:36,440 --> 01:13:44,000
of all the things he works with Sam Rill a lot he's a New York guy okay but it's

885
01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:48,200
crazy cuz he goes to his mom because he wants to get him for more information

886
01:13:48,200 --> 01:13:52,880
and he's like recording his mom doesn't know he's like so I sold the podcast and

887
01:13:52,880 --> 01:13:59,200
I need some I need to talk to you about dad and you just hear her drop her fork

888
01:13:59,200 --> 01:14:05,800
like it's super dramatic it's crazy for just all the stuff and I don't want to

889
01:14:05,800 --> 01:14:12,360
give anything away but uh it's it's it's so it's funny the whole time too he's

890
01:14:12,360 --> 01:14:16,680
talking to Sam Rill he's like well what happens if you find him he's like we're

891
01:14:16,680 --> 01:14:19,640
gonna get dinner or something and he's like you're just gonna be like yeah you

892
01:14:19,640 --> 01:14:23,640
ruined my family's fucking life how's your pastrami

893
01:14:23,640 --> 01:14:27,520
it's good yeah sounds great I'll probably check it out yeah that's 20

894
01:14:27,520 --> 01:14:32,240
minute episodes digestible ten minute episodes will you do twice I think like

895
01:14:32,240 --> 01:14:36,920
the last two were like maybe 45 to an hour like the finale but yeah it's a

896
01:14:36,920 --> 01:14:40,600
bunch of it's it's a nice little 15 minutes sandwich between a bunch of ads

897
01:14:40,600 --> 01:14:44,560
now when you say ads you say like YouTube ads or like they have ads it's

898
01:14:44,560 --> 01:14:48,560
like in the episode like I listen to it on Spotify so like the first like but

899
01:14:48,560 --> 01:14:52,760
but you can easily it'll do like a previously on number one dad so you'll

900
01:14:52,760 --> 01:14:59,160
you got a 30-second skip button yeah exactly yeah I changed mine to 15 it's

901
01:14:59,160 --> 01:15:05,040
it's maybe sometimes 10 just because you have a little bit more control why my

902
01:15:05,040 --> 01:15:10,880
forward set to 30 in my backwards set to 15 so I go 30 30 if I go to party

903
01:15:11,240 --> 01:15:18,480
you both ways also a announcement to make I am not going I'm gonna have to

904
01:15:18,480 --> 01:15:23,160
withdraw from being a regular on the show going forward it's just too much

905
01:15:23,160 --> 01:15:28,120
it's too many miles on my car it's an entire Saturday I burn however I'm still

906
01:15:28,120 --> 01:15:33,120
gonna do the socials and I'm also and whenever we have a show in Bullhead on a

907
01:15:33,120 --> 01:15:37,960
Saturday I will come early and do the podcast for those days what about zoom

908
01:15:37,960 --> 01:15:42,280
zoom I'll do zoom for like six feet under and stuff I don't want to zoom in

909
01:15:42,280 --> 01:15:47,160
on every fucking podcast we could maybe figure out that way it's the it's the

910
01:15:47,160 --> 01:15:51,760
thing that I'm burning an entire Saturday and and it's a lot of gas it's

911
01:15:51,760 --> 01:15:55,800
a lot of gas a lot of time I have to work extra days don't don't give me shit

912
01:15:55,800 --> 01:16:00,880
I've been in for like 50 episodes I've been here he sacrificed a lot well I'm

913
01:16:00,880 --> 01:16:05,000
still gonna run the socials I'll still do six feet under with you and whenever

914
01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:09,640
we have a show on a Saturday out here and I'm gonna be at it anyways I'll come

915
01:16:09,640 --> 01:16:13,120
early and do the podcast well that's almost half of them you almost always

916
01:16:13,120 --> 01:16:18,240
almost half of our Saturday's happy right like this one has a show that's

917
01:16:18,240 --> 01:16:22,080
why I'm here saying that today I'm just making the announcement today so like

918
01:16:22,080 --> 01:16:26,960
probably next week won't be here but whenever there's a show sprinkled in on

919
01:16:26,960 --> 01:16:30,920
a Saturday I'm gonna come through that you're here right after years of

920
01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:36,560
practicing I know how to contain my rage when I need to so you just all it means

921
01:16:36,560 --> 01:16:42,560
is you have to record video for the podcast yourself put your phone put your

922
01:16:42,560 --> 01:16:45,840
phone on your new little ring light over there we're gonna take a commercial

923
01:16:45,840 --> 01:16:53,720
break guys what any Christ no I will do what I always do and I won't go abuse

924
01:16:53,720 --> 01:17:00,480
Randy in the other room hopefully there's a lot of shows out here so you

925
01:17:00,480 --> 01:17:04,840
end up out here a lot yeah I'm not going away forever it's not it's not like Zach

926
01:17:04,840 --> 01:17:08,520
where he's like I'm gonna I'm leaving you guys and then he's back the next

927
01:17:08,520 --> 01:17:16,240
episode you know all of your friends and all your shits out here why don't you

928
01:17:16,240 --> 01:17:20,440
just move back out here that's expensive it's expensive to move Andy it is but

929
01:17:20,440 --> 01:17:24,080
it's cheaper to get your heels nice and dug in over here well Andy this might be

930
01:17:24,080 --> 01:17:26,680
a bad time

931
01:17:27,640 --> 01:17:34,000
my Andy Mike's look yeah Austin leaves Mike dies and then it's just

932
01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:39,840
also I never get to do anything on the weekends anymore ever it's this podcast

933
01:17:39,840 --> 01:17:46,680
Saturday wake up at 6 drive here get home at 9 maybe have some time to do

934
01:17:46,680 --> 01:17:52,200
something for like an hour so I need to free up some more time all right well

935
01:17:52,200 --> 01:17:57,120
this is devastating no you just got a record video for the podcast yourself

936
01:17:57,120 --> 01:18:04,120
now because I gotta take that my camera with me but this sucks well Brandon did

937
01:18:04,120 --> 01:18:12,320
you ever wreck I guess my recommendation is doing this off-camera

938
01:18:16,320 --> 01:18:22,160
I just know the fans are devastated but please don't stop watching and I know

939
01:18:22,160 --> 01:18:24,640
we're probably gonna get some comments right off that I'm not gonna watch this

940
01:18:24,640 --> 01:18:28,920
without Austin awesome awesome so great half of this is bullshit cuz you're

941
01:18:28,920 --> 01:18:32,920
gonna be here half the time yeah I'm gonna be here less it's just a little

942
01:18:32,920 --> 01:18:37,600
less because you're gonna be I need a few free hey I know we could do we could

943
01:18:37,600 --> 01:18:45,520
skip those weeks and do two episodes oh god but anyway we talk about that stuff

944
01:18:45,520 --> 01:18:51,540
later that's yeah but listen I also don't have one this week because of

945
01:18:51,540 --> 01:18:55,240
time constraints because there's this guy that keeps having us watch like I

946
01:18:55,240 --> 01:19:00,200
don't know three movies a week this is this isn't the time to grieve your

947
01:19:00,200 --> 01:19:04,440
grieve your complaints I'm going through a lot you don't have a wreck great

948
01:19:04,440 --> 01:19:08,680
Brandon no I have a wreck but my wreck is very simple because of time

949
01:19:08,680 --> 01:19:12,000
constraints I didn't want anything else this week except things I had to for the

950
01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:16,760
show so my wreck is that last night we had to go to Kingman for a volleyball

951
01:19:16,760 --> 01:19:23,480
game which they lost so badly but anyway they're losing like games like 25 to 2

952
01:19:23,480 --> 01:19:30,280
it's really sad listen go to Chipotle we don't have a Chipotle I've never been to

953
01:19:30,280 --> 01:19:34,520
a Chipotle ever oh never I've been eating it every day for the past three

954
01:19:34,520 --> 01:19:40,780
weeks now see why the freaking brisket they have is unbelievable get the

955
01:19:40,780 --> 01:19:46,960
rewards up so we don't have a Chipotle now I know I had to stop on the way here

956
01:19:46,960 --> 01:19:52,640
to shit yeah it's a lot of Chipotle but the brisket yeah it's it's worth driving

957
01:19:52,640 --> 01:19:57,400
to Kingman to get okay I got to try their brisket though I get the same exact

958
01:19:57,400 --> 01:20:02,920
thing if you're driving to Kingman Chipotle is just a chain though like they

959
01:20:02,920 --> 01:20:07,240
have that really good barbecue place they have a great brisket too though no

960
01:20:07,240 --> 01:20:12,000
it's not the same it's different it's Mexican this is a limited time and fresh

961
01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:17,040
they make it in small batches every day is it more like a barbacoa no it's just

962
01:20:17,040 --> 01:20:22,160
it's like a barbecue taste it's also sweet yeah it's and it's really fresh

963
01:20:22,160 --> 01:20:25,680
every time because they make it in like little batches all the rest that's what

964
01:20:25,680 --> 01:20:29,600
we're amazed by it's how honestly I get it's the best fast food restaurant I've

965
01:20:29,600 --> 01:20:34,720
ever I get yeah also every fucking time I go there there's some asshole ordering

966
01:20:34,720 --> 01:20:39,160
five different things and it takes forever and I know exactly I walk one

967
01:20:39,160 --> 01:20:45,960
burrito brown beans black right or brown rice black beans steak hot guac lettuce

968
01:20:45,960 --> 01:20:49,500
how could it take forever it's all right in front of you exactly news go that

969
01:20:49,500 --> 01:20:53,680
ball I think you chose to like bowl it's some idiot that's like choices at the

970
01:20:53,680 --> 01:20:57,080
beginning of a bowl and your meat and then everything else is just point it's

971
01:20:57,080 --> 01:21:01,240
like it's like subway it's just that and I just said put everything on it the one

972
01:21:01,240 --> 01:21:06,400
the staff the staff isn't always stellar but it's also the customer coming that

973
01:21:06,400 --> 01:21:11,240
I am ordering five different things for my friends hold on let me see what you

974
01:21:11,240 --> 01:21:15,560
want me you want you have cafe rios by where you are yeah we do we have a

975
01:21:15,560 --> 01:21:22,200
couple of those I love cafe rio I've been to toilet pizza so is it did I do

976
01:21:22,200 --> 01:21:30,480
something something I did nope nope because it does seem like he wasn't

977
01:21:30,480 --> 01:21:35,000
also invited to the other show yeah that did seem personal now you're going to go

978
01:21:35,000 --> 01:21:39,560
see a movie you didn't know that you didn't know that go I'm not in charge of

979
01:21:39,560 --> 01:21:44,120
booking the show I got booked on the show ask Hank well I don't think Hank

980
01:21:44,120 --> 01:21:49,800
liked me much not allowed in the chat either so no there's a chat they were

981
01:21:49,800 --> 01:21:54,320
having oh yeah thanks for reminding me so I didn't like you just not having fun

982
01:21:54,320 --> 01:21:58,440
anymore it's not that I need to make more money I need to work more I need to

983
01:21:58,440 --> 01:22:07,000
free up Saturdays which we made money on this thing pay you get a get us raid

984
01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:11,000
shadow legends we just need to be barely edgeable for monetization yeah right in

985
01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:16,680
so my my rec rec might help you make your decision later but uh transformers

986
01:22:16,680 --> 01:22:22,640
one I took it yeah we took kids I loved it I thought it was great it was funny I

987
01:22:22,640 --> 01:22:25,800
mean I thought it was better than the last like two or three live-action

988
01:22:25,800 --> 01:22:32,880
transformers movie oh yeah yeah I might go see all of it yeah my rec is a

989
01:22:32,880 --> 01:22:40,480
suicide prevention hotline it's gonna Google type in I want to kill myself

990
01:22:40,480 --> 01:22:47,880
it'll show you had you not told him at all before that I've not known cameras

991
01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:55,120
just here so uh here what are we doing this is all no hey fuck it last time

992
01:22:55,120 --> 01:23:02,440
ever Austin bitch feral don't even and it's Michael the truest and most loyal

993
01:23:02,440 --> 01:23:09,280
friend I hope he lives a thousand years Larson and it's Brendan deserves his own

994
01:23:09,280 --> 01:23:11,440
theme song

995
01:23:14,560 --> 01:23:22,640
Shipley up to wherever he wants I'm Andy Rice I hope this is a simulation and I

996
01:23:22,640 --> 01:23:28,920
could reset at some point and this has been the end of a fucking era goodbye

997
01:23:28,920 --> 01:23:57,920
everyone go fuck yourself Austin bye