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the old time Morgan, Jimmy.

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And welcome everybody to another exciting old timey episode

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of Fried Rad Podcast.

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This is Halloween, 17 nights of Halloween.

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Tonight, old timey horror.

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Ha ha, like, I don't know what that was.

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This was a bad idea.

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All right, with me as always is Austin, Feral.

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And check me out on Groove Shark.

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With me as always is Michael, wish he was dead, Larsen.

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Hey everybody.

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With me as always is Brendan.

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A scoop, a doop, a doop, a scoop, a doop, a doop,

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a scoop, a doop, a doop, a doop,

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Shipley up to Boston.

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Hello everybody.

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That was like an old timey.

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And I'm your host, Andy Rice.

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Welcome to Fried Rad Podcast.

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No, I already did that.

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You can stop now.

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Let's get fried.

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I'll never do that again, ladies and gentlemen.

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Welcome though to another episode of our spooky,

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tacky, 17 nights of Halloween tonight.

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Was a little bit of homework for us

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because we stepped out of our comfort zones

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in big ways I feel.

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Because tonight's assignment was classic horror.

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Our only rule was pre 1970.

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But I will say, I think the spirit of the watch,

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the spirit of the assignment was to watch something

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like pretty fucking old, right?

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Like you, like, you won't like, I don't know.

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Well, we'll see how you guys interpreted this.

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I'm curious.

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Out of my comfort zone, for sure.

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Yeah, so let's get straight into it.

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We're smoking some Cali Tropic,

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Tropicali, Sativa, Jeter joint.

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No, we haven't, we just started.

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This is the first time.

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God, I really hope nobody listens to all of these

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and realizes, wait a minute, did they record these?

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At the same time as this?

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Yeah, at the same time as this other thing?

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I feel like that should be like an Easter egg

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so they can figure out.

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Can you figure out when we shot this?

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The last one literally, Trump got shot during,

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but that could come out after this, we don't know.

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Yeah, we don't know.

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It's gonna come out.

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Wait a minute, really?

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That's gonna be a dead giveaway.

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Trump got shot, that was months ago.

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I know exactly when, the date and time

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that they recorded this on a Saturday at 3 p.m.

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Yeah, in an undisclosed location.

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So, yeah, let's get into it, man.

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We'll start with, we started with,

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I typically always go in a circle.

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Let's start with you this time, Mike,

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and we'll go all crisscross applesauce.

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Okay, well, I got out of my comfort zone

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quite a bit for this movie.

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I was looking for something different,

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something we haven't done.

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So I did Roman Polanski, which,

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I've never even watched a Roman Polanski movie

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that I know of.

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Maybe I have, but I'm not, in my mind,

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it's not a Roman Polanski movie.

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But, what, is my volume off?

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No, you gotta just talk louder.

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Talk into the mic.

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Okay, I'm actually touching the mic,

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so I don't know if I can get much closer.

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I watched Repulsion.

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It was 1965, so I don't know,

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that's what I said, it's not that far back in horror,

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but it's a, so, it's black and white.

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I guess would be the word, but in a good way.

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to the psychological horror that this woman goes through.

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where she's like scared of all men.

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I was gonna maybe watch this.

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I saw a picture of her, so, what is it,

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her, like, her family goes out of town and leaves her alone.

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and she's, but she's already had this problem

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with, and she's been watching her sister's relationship

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through the whole movie.

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She's slowly going more and more insane,

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so it's a psychological horror.

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but it's not like a slasher movie,

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although there is slashing.

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She actually slashes somebody up with a knife

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with a straight razor.

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but it's, it's way more of a thriller.

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Roman Polanski is the guy that's currently

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in another country because of all the weird sex stuff

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he did with underage kids.

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I think so, I don't really, I don't know that,

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well, I think, was he the one that was with me at,

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no, that's not him.

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I think he, he hooked up with like a 12-year-old or something.

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Not hooked up, sorry, that's not the right language.

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I think he like, SA sexually assaulted a 12-year-old.

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I don't know the back story.

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I know that they said when I was reading about this

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that there's an apartment series

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that he had a rough childhood or whatever,

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and that a lot of this is drawn from his childhood.

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But this is, if you watch this, it's,

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it'll tell you that movies, cinema,

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it's so different from anything you've ever seen.

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Anything I've ever seen, honestly.

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I'll give you some examples.

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The walls crack, so it has horror elements in it.

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The walls crack, hands come out of walls and grab people.

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Was it well done, the hands coming out of the walls?

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Yes, it's actually, for 1965, it's incredible.

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Can I ask, because I've seen a few hands

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come out of a few walls in my day with movies,

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is this, the hands are coming and it looks like a,

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there's a plastic that they're pushing against,

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or is this, there's an arm sticking out of the wall,

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you see a human hand.

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The arm that comes out, you see a human hand

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wrap around her.

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Gotcha, I just needed that,

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because you know the difference.

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Sometimes the wall is gooey,

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and the arms kind of plastic their way through,

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like they're in a, like a,

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It's like Alice in Wonderland,

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if Lewis Carroll had been into Benzadrine

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and German Expressionism.

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It's that kind of a movie.

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It's, it's,

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Wait, what, Alice in Wonderland, if who was into what?

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Lewis Carroll, who wrote Alice in Wonderland.

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If he'd been into Benzadrine and German Expressionism.

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It has that feel of a,

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Benzadrine and German Expressionism.

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What are you doing when we're not hanging out, Mike,

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where you're listening to German Expressionism.

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I actually study film and take it kind of seriously.

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The black and white cinematography's amazing.

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Herdicent into Mattis, it's like,

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it's shot all wide angle,

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so the apartment looks gigantic,

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but then also claustrophobic at the same time.

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It, it's, they use wide angle lenses.

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It looks like a high fashion photo shoot.

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She's, I mean, it's, it's,

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there's a rotting rabbit that comes back up

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in through this movie.

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So it's one of those throws, like, it's cocky and all,

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but better done, honestly.

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More psychologically affecting.

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it's actually, you get terrified, kind of for her,

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but then she is really the one

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that's the bad guy in the movie,

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but you relate with her.

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The acting in it is so good.

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Her, I mean, it's, Katherine,

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I don't know how to say her name.

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The dude, I believe is how you say her name.

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It's not an easy watch.

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It's a hard watch.

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It moves slow.

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It's because it's set up.

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It's, it's, well, 1965, things move slower anyway,

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for me, it moved a little slow at the beginning,

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but it still draws you in.

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It's so, it's literally terrifying

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watching her transform in this movie.

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It's, it's not what I write.

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It's a repulsion, not an easy, is it an easy watch?

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No, it's, it's as comfortable as a colonoscopy

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performed by Edward Siserian,

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but it's a masterpiece of psychological form.

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Masterpiece.

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Yeah, it's, it's, it's probably-

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So you like it?

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It might be the best thriller I've ever seen.

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It was made for $85,000.

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You remember you, you have seen

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King of the Avenue months ago.

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Yeah, I saw King of the Avenue.

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We talked about thrillers.

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Good ones.

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It's unsettling.

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You can't tell the difference in their,

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her perception or reality.

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Watching this movie, that's part of what makes it so unsettling.

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I like that in the movie.

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I love that.

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That's what's unsettling.

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You don't know when you're watching

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if some of it is really happening.

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Is she really being raped by this guy?

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Is it not?

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Is it not, there's rape in this movie?

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It's, it's, it's unsettling to watch.

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One of those other allegations,

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those Roman Polanski allegations I made moments ago,

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now that you're telling me that he put rape in his movie,

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I'm thinking, okay.

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He did.

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Tell us how you really feel.

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It's- Mr. Polanski.

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Yeah, it's, it's, I mean, I can see that stuff,

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now that you say it.

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I didn't even know it, that's why, I mean, I didn't know.

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He made a whole movie about it.

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He watched it, like, oh shit, he's a predator?

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It's honestly the most unsettled

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I've ever been after watching it.

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And it's the most I've thought about a movie

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after I watched it for days after.

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It's one of those that gets in your head and you're like,

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because you still don't know.

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The end of the movie does not leave you knowing

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what was real and what wasn't.

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It doesn't leave, I mean, you know the horror-

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A real inception kind of view.

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Yeah, kind of. In a way.

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In a way, but not.

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It's, it's, it's, it's so unsettling.

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I don't, I don't know any other way to put it.

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As far as the horror,

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it scared me more than anything I've watched.

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I could watch a Saw movie, I could watch a movie,

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I could watch a Saw movie, I could watch any of that.

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This is way scarier than that stuff because it's so creepy.

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So what do you give it as a grade?

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Five out of five.

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Did you give it a funny- Five cracked mirrors.

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Five cracked mirrors out of five cracked mirrors?

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All right, I mean, that sounds, it sounds creepy.

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It sounds, the hands out of the walls kind of sold me.

263
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I'm not going to lie.

264
00:10:31,060 --> 00:10:32,860
Once you explained that there were arms coming out of the

265
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wall and not the gooey wall,

266
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which is a big difference for me.

267
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It's changed my wall arm vibe.

268
00:10:37,780 --> 00:10:40,980
Oh, and it's like the scene where he cuts up the dude.

269
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It's just, it's, it's so real looking.

270
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And I think maybe it's because of the black and white.

271
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I don't watch anything in black and white.

272
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I haven't seen a black and white movie in years.

273
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Well, Polanski- Young Crickets.

274
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Yeah, probably.

275
00:10:55,940 --> 00:10:57,260
Well, Polanski's a monster.

276
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Maybe she killed him in real life and he filmed it.

277
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Oh.

278
00:11:01,820 --> 00:11:03,940
The director is a fucking monster predator.

279
00:11:03,940 --> 00:11:06,820
Maybe he's, it's like, he wins Oscars that way.

280
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All right. Five out of five.

281
00:11:07,740 --> 00:11:08,580
Fuck yeah.

282
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Repulsion.

283
00:11:11,740 --> 00:11:13,260
All right. What year was it?

284
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1965.

285
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Okay. Perfect.

286
00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:17,100
And it's on several servers.

287
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All right. Austin.

288
00:11:20,340 --> 00:11:22,900
So this movie, I like how you chose Polanski

289
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cause I chose Alfred Hitchcock and I did The Birds 1963.

290
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And I almost did that movie.

291
00:11:32,540 --> 00:11:33,380
I found it.

292
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I like classy women.

293
00:11:34,660 --> 00:11:39,660
Like when we did a song on PC 13, I loved Laurie.

294
00:11:40,060 --> 00:11:43,140
And this one has a lady,

295
00:11:43,140 --> 00:11:45,340
you should pull up the IMDB on this by the way.

296
00:11:45,340 --> 00:11:46,660
Yeah, I should pull up all of these.

297
00:11:46,660 --> 00:11:48,380
Sorry, Mike. I did four years ago.

298
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Her name's Tippy.

299
00:11:51,100 --> 00:11:52,820
Absolutely fucking gorgeous.

300
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This movie starts out really slow.

301
00:11:54,060 --> 00:11:55,980
It's just her in a bird shop.

302
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This guy comes in.

303
00:11:57,380 --> 00:11:59,180
She pretends like she works at the bird shop

304
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cause he wants to buy birds for his little sister.

305
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Is this Tippy?

306
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Oh, Tippy Hedren.

307
00:12:06,700 --> 00:12:07,820
Let's see a young Tippy.

308
00:12:07,820 --> 00:12:08,660
Oh, that's an old Tippy.

309
00:12:08,660 --> 00:12:09,980
Oh, I didn't need to see that.

310
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What the fuck was that?

311
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:14,740
You take that back.

312
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She was a beautiful older woman.

313
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She was.

314
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But then this guy, turns out this guy's a lawyer

315
00:12:21,940 --> 00:12:25,180
and apparently she did a bunch of pranks or something.

316
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They're just weird.

317
00:12:26,020 --> 00:12:28,500
Like apparently she's just a crazy bitch

318
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and she gets obsessed with this guy.

319
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She decides to drive three hours to be in his town

320
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to deliver some birds without him knowing.

321
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And she goes to town.

322
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She rents a boat.

323
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She goes across the bay to his house.

324
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She waits for him to walk outside of his house.

325
00:12:48,380 --> 00:12:50,780
She goes, sneaks in, leaves the bird there,

326
00:12:50,780 --> 00:12:55,780
then gets on a boat and he notices that she left birds there

327
00:12:56,140 --> 00:13:00,140
and he gets in his car, chases her back.

328
00:13:00,140 --> 00:13:02,020
He drives all the way around the bay,

329
00:13:02,020 --> 00:13:05,100
gets there before she gets across the bay in her boat.

330
00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:06,700
But while she's going on the boat,

331
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a bird comes down and just plucks her on the head.

332
00:13:10,300 --> 00:13:15,020
And then we get the weirdest walking green screen.

333
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Like you know when people are driving

334
00:13:16,580 --> 00:13:19,220
or they'll have a screen, they're walking

335
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and it's a green screen behind them.

336
00:13:20,820 --> 00:13:24,100
And he's like, oh, hey, thanks for breaking into my house

337
00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:25,020
and leaving those birds there.

338
00:13:25,020 --> 00:13:28,300
Let me help you fix you up from that seagull attacking you.

339
00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:29,140
Okay.

340
00:13:29,140 --> 00:13:32,380
I didn't even know there was green screen in 1963.

341
00:13:32,380 --> 00:13:34,700
Yeah, whatever you would call it, I don't know.

342
00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:37,140
It probably was just a rotating wall thing

343
00:13:37,140 --> 00:13:39,180
that they built or whatever that they stood in front of.

344
00:13:39,180 --> 00:13:40,500
It looks like they're standing in front

345
00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:42,420
of a projector screen, honestly.

346
00:13:42,420 --> 00:13:43,260
It might have been.

347
00:13:43,260 --> 00:13:45,820
I don't know why they couldn't just walk and record.

348
00:13:45,820 --> 00:13:49,460
But yeah, he gets back to her house or his house.

349
00:13:49,460 --> 00:13:52,140
The mom, he lives with his mom.

350
00:13:52,140 --> 00:13:53,620
It's his mom's house and his little sister.

351
00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:54,540
And he's like a full-grown man.

352
00:13:54,540 --> 00:13:57,100
His little sister's like 10 or something.

353
00:13:57,100 --> 00:13:58,700
And apparently like the whole dynamic

354
00:13:58,700 --> 00:14:00,540
is that his mom is super controlling

355
00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,940
after her husband died.

356
00:14:02,940 --> 00:14:05,320
So she doesn't like any woman he brings home.

357
00:14:06,940 --> 00:14:11,940
This is all, it's like an hour of the movie before anything.

358
00:14:12,020 --> 00:14:12,860
This is just-

359
00:14:12,860 --> 00:14:13,680
This is just-

360
00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:14,520
Before birds start birding.

361
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:15,460
It's just kind of going.

362
00:14:15,460 --> 00:14:16,540
Birds start birding.

363
00:14:16,540 --> 00:14:19,260
And then they bought chicken feed

364
00:14:19,260 --> 00:14:21,540
and like the chickens won't eat the chicken feed.

365
00:14:21,540 --> 00:14:23,460
He sold us bad chicken feed.

366
00:14:23,460 --> 00:14:25,860
And she calls him and she's like,

367
00:14:25,860 --> 00:14:27,420
you sold me bad chicken feed.

368
00:14:27,420 --> 00:14:30,700
And he's like, no, they're not fuzzy chickens.

369
00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:32,500
And I just like that word.

370
00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:33,620
Fussy chickens.

371
00:14:33,620 --> 00:14:34,860
Fussy chickens.

372
00:14:34,860 --> 00:14:35,680
And it's like-

373
00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:36,520
They're having an argument.

374
00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:37,740
You sold me bad seed.

375
00:14:37,740 --> 00:14:38,980
No, they're fuzzy chickens.

376
00:14:38,980 --> 00:14:40,700
No, they're not fuzzy chickens.

377
00:14:40,700 --> 00:14:42,460
She's like, oh, oh.

378
00:14:42,460 --> 00:14:43,620
And then she hangs up.

379
00:14:43,620 --> 00:14:46,020
She's like, no, he sold someone else a different bag of feed

380
00:14:46,020 --> 00:14:48,460
and the same thing happened with their chickens.

381
00:14:48,460 --> 00:14:52,220
And she's gonna,

382
00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:55,260
in order to find out where this guy lives,

383
00:14:55,260 --> 00:14:57,020
she had to go ask around

384
00:14:57,020 --> 00:14:59,060
and she finds this lady who's a school teacher

385
00:14:59,060 --> 00:15:02,100
who teaches his younger sister.

386
00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:06,140
She tells him, tells her where they live

387
00:15:06,140 --> 00:15:07,940
and that's how they meet and everything.

388
00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:11,420
She's like, still this family's like welcoming to her

389
00:15:11,420 --> 00:15:15,300
after she broke into their house, a complete stranger.

390
00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:17,700
And they're like, so are you gonna stay for dinner?

391
00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:18,540
That's like-

392
00:15:18,540 --> 00:15:20,820
Southern hospitality if we're talking earlier.

393
00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:22,580
This is in San Francisco.

394
00:15:22,580 --> 00:15:23,420
Months ago.

395
00:15:23,420 --> 00:15:25,180
And she's like, oh no,

396
00:15:25,180 --> 00:15:27,660
I'm gonna go stay at Annie Hathaway's house.

397
00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:30,020
And Annie Hathaway used to date this guy.

398
00:15:30,020 --> 00:15:31,140
She was in Les Mis.

399
00:15:31,140 --> 00:15:31,980
She did a pretty good job.

400
00:15:31,980 --> 00:15:33,540
I think she won an Oscar for that.

401
00:15:33,540 --> 00:15:36,340
And so she goes and stays at her house

402
00:15:36,340 --> 00:15:40,980
and they have this whole back and forth dialogue.

403
00:15:40,980 --> 00:15:43,020
Essentially it's like, I want that guy's dick.

404
00:15:43,020 --> 00:15:45,260
And then Annie Hathaway is like, I had that dick.

405
00:15:45,260 --> 00:15:46,100
It's good dick.

406
00:15:46,100 --> 00:15:47,420
But his mom's a fucking-

407
00:15:47,420 --> 00:15:49,020
1963, huh?

408
00:15:49,020 --> 00:15:53,300
Essentially, I'm translating it for 2024.

409
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:54,140
Yeah, it's her.

410
00:15:54,140 --> 00:15:55,300
She's like, I want that dick.

411
00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:57,260
Annie Hathaway says, it's some good dick.

412
00:15:57,260 --> 00:15:58,420
I've had it before.

413
00:15:59,860 --> 00:16:01,860
His mom's a fucking cunt though.

414
00:16:01,860 --> 00:16:02,700
But she doesn't want the dick anymore.

415
00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:05,220
And then there's a knock at the door,

416
00:16:05,220 --> 00:16:08,700
but they open it and it's just a fucking dead seagull.

417
00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:09,740
Oh, what the fuck?

418
00:16:09,740 --> 00:16:10,580
Yeah.

419
00:16:10,580 --> 00:16:12,660
So it hit the door?

420
00:16:12,660 --> 00:16:13,500
It just, yeah, it hit the door.

421
00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:14,860
Was it a one knock?

422
00:16:14,860 --> 00:16:15,820
Yeah, it was just like plunk.

423
00:16:15,820 --> 00:16:16,660
Okay.

424
00:16:16,660 --> 00:16:17,480
And-

425
00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:18,580
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.

426
00:16:18,580 --> 00:16:20,020
And there's just a seagull on the floor.

427
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:22,300
And then she goes, the next day,

428
00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:26,260
she, Tippi, Melanie Daniels,

429
00:16:26,260 --> 00:16:29,060
my past wife from another life,

430
00:16:29,940 --> 00:16:31,060
goes to this dude's house.

431
00:16:31,060 --> 00:16:32,780
They're having like a birthday party for-

432
00:16:32,780 --> 00:16:35,060
Back up and explain yourself.

433
00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:35,900
What?

434
00:16:35,900 --> 00:16:36,740
Did we-

435
00:16:36,740 --> 00:16:38,580
Melanie Daniels, my past wife from another life.

436
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:40,260
Is she even in another movie we've watched?

437
00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:41,540
No, no, just I love,

438
00:16:41,540 --> 00:16:44,740
I like these classy hot chicks is what I'm saying.

439
00:16:44,740 --> 00:16:46,860
Assault on Pre-Scene 15, member Laurie.

440
00:16:46,860 --> 00:16:48,740
No, that's who I thought maybe was the same actress.

441
00:16:48,740 --> 00:16:50,260
I was like, is she back?

442
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:51,860
Because those were 10 years apart.

443
00:16:51,860 --> 00:16:53,380
She's just got some competition now.

444
00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:55,220
But, yeah.

445
00:16:55,220 --> 00:16:56,060
Tippi Hedren watching stuff.

446
00:16:56,060 --> 00:16:58,460
They're having like a little party in the backyard.

447
00:16:58,460 --> 00:16:59,580
There's some kids there.

448
00:16:59,580 --> 00:17:00,420
And then all of a sudden,

449
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,980
just out of nowhere, birds start attacking them.

450
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:07,980
And they're using like a weird reverse pitch change

451
00:17:07,980 --> 00:17:11,580
for like weird bird noises for these birds attacking

452
00:17:11,580 --> 00:17:12,460
to make it sound scary.

453
00:17:12,460 --> 00:17:14,820
They're attacking the kids and then they go,

454
00:17:14,820 --> 00:17:16,700
then they just, then all the birds just fuck off.

455
00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:18,460
They call the cops and the cops are like,

456
00:17:18,460 --> 00:17:20,540
well, there's nothing we could do about birds.

457
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:23,100
I mean, are you sure you didn't provoke the birds?

458
00:17:23,100 --> 00:17:25,900
Like, no, they just fucking attacked us.

459
00:17:25,900 --> 00:17:29,220
And then the cop leaves and now there's another bird attack

460
00:17:29,220 --> 00:17:30,940
except it's all these little birds

461
00:17:30,940 --> 00:17:32,540
coming through the fucking chimney.

462
00:17:32,540 --> 00:17:34,220
And we get the most ridiculous,

463
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,940
like I wish I could AI edit the scene

464
00:17:36,940 --> 00:17:38,940
to where there's just no birds in there.

465
00:17:40,020 --> 00:17:41,900
Because they're just-

466
00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:42,780
Birds minus the birds.

467
00:17:42,780 --> 00:17:47,420
Melanie's just like rolling around on the wall like, oh.

468
00:17:47,420 --> 00:17:50,100
Are the birds like little fucking handmade birds

469
00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:51,820
on strings that they-

470
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:54,500
I feel, no, are they real or are they-

471
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:58,660
They like superimpose footage of birds flying around into,

472
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:00,900
onto them just freaking out in a room.

473
00:18:00,900 --> 00:18:03,660
You told me that's a real bird up there on the left.

474
00:18:03,660 --> 00:18:04,500
That fucking thing.

475
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:05,460
It's like half and half.

476
00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:07,100
I think there's like guys behind the camera

477
00:18:07,100 --> 00:18:09,180
just fucking gunning birds at them

478
00:18:09,180 --> 00:18:10,740
as they're like freaking out.

479
00:18:11,820 --> 00:18:13,540
And there's just all these little birds

480
00:18:13,540 --> 00:18:14,380
and it's just quiet.

481
00:18:14,380 --> 00:18:15,620
Nobody's screaming or anything.

482
00:18:15,620 --> 00:18:17,380
It's just, and you just hear,

483
00:18:17,380 --> 00:18:20,220
ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba.

484
00:18:20,220 --> 00:18:22,060
And they're just like, oh, fucking birds.

485
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,260
Is the bird noise intimidating?

486
00:18:24,220 --> 00:18:25,980
Is the bird noise intimidating?

487
00:18:28,420 --> 00:18:30,500
Is the music good?

488
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:33,740
It's, there's no, there's no fucking music in this movie.

489
00:18:33,740 --> 00:18:34,660
There's no score at all.

490
00:18:34,660 --> 00:18:35,980
There's no nothing.

491
00:18:35,980 --> 00:18:39,020
It's just all quiet, which makes it like kind of creepier.

492
00:18:39,020 --> 00:18:42,620
But yeah, after the birds fuck off, again.

493
00:18:42,620 --> 00:18:43,460
Is it this one right here?

494
00:18:43,460 --> 00:18:44,300
I want to hear what the birds sound.

495
00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:45,300
That's the end.

496
00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:47,620
Don't play that.

497
00:18:47,620 --> 00:18:48,460
We'll get there.

498
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:49,300
We'll get there.

499
00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:50,140
This one children chase the,

500
00:18:50,140 --> 00:18:50,980
pros chase the children.

501
00:18:50,980 --> 00:18:52,580
That's another scene, but that's not it either.

502
00:18:52,580 --> 00:18:53,660
But I want to hear the birds.

503
00:18:53,660 --> 00:18:55,780
I just want to hear them.

504
00:18:55,780 --> 00:18:56,620
I want to hear what they sound like.

505
00:18:56,620 --> 00:18:58,460
Do that one and just skip it a little bit.

506
00:18:58,460 --> 00:18:59,300
This?

507
00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:01,740
Yeah, it's a long fucking scene.

508
00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:02,580
Where should I skip it?

509
00:19:02,580 --> 00:19:03,420
Keep going, keep going.

510
00:19:03,420 --> 00:19:04,660
She gets them out of the school

511
00:19:04,660 --> 00:19:06,420
and then when they're getting chased.

512
00:19:06,420 --> 00:19:07,940
Here?

513
00:19:07,940 --> 00:19:09,300
Keep, no, even further.

514
00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:10,780
Oh God, this fucking song.

515
00:19:10,780 --> 00:19:11,740
Jesus Christ.

516
00:19:11,740 --> 00:19:12,660
But okay, so.

517
00:19:12,660 --> 00:19:13,660
I don't even think they.

518
00:19:13,660 --> 00:19:14,500
They're just crows hanging out.

519
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:16,340
Crows stalking them.

520
00:19:16,340 --> 00:19:17,180
Anyways.

521
00:19:17,180 --> 00:19:18,580
Yeah, I didn't know the whole movie was just a clip.

522
00:19:18,580 --> 00:19:21,940
So the mom goes to her neighbor's house

523
00:19:21,940 --> 00:19:23,820
and she's looking, she can't find him

524
00:19:23,820 --> 00:19:25,380
and she opens this door.

525
00:19:25,380 --> 00:19:26,380
Yeah.

526
00:19:26,380 --> 00:19:27,380
It's pretty bad.

527
00:19:27,380 --> 00:19:28,380
So it sounds like.

528
00:19:28,380 --> 00:19:29,380
It's pretty bad.

529
00:19:29,380 --> 00:19:32,380
The birds sound like rabbit cats.

530
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,380
But anyways, we're not there yet.

531
00:19:34,380 --> 00:19:36,900
But after the chimney bird attack.

532
00:19:36,900 --> 00:19:37,740
I'm so sorry.

533
00:19:37,740 --> 00:19:38,580
I'm sorry.

534
00:19:38,580 --> 00:19:39,420
I'm sorry.

535
00:19:39,420 --> 00:19:40,260
I'm sorry.

536
00:19:40,260 --> 00:19:42,980
After the chimney bird attack.

537
00:19:42,980 --> 00:19:43,820
The chimney bird attack.

538
00:19:43,820 --> 00:19:47,580
The mom goes to one of their neighbor's houses

539
00:19:47,580 --> 00:19:48,420
and she's looking for him.

540
00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:49,260
She can't find him.

541
00:19:49,260 --> 00:19:52,260
She opens the door, sees him laying on the ground

542
00:19:52,260 --> 00:19:54,580
with his eyeballs pecked out.

543
00:19:54,580 --> 00:19:57,860
And it just kind of like cut zooms.

544
00:19:57,860 --> 00:19:59,540
Like it just boom, boom, boom.

545
00:19:59,540 --> 00:20:00,380
No noise or anything.

546
00:20:00,380 --> 00:20:01,860
You just see it for a few seconds.

547
00:20:01,860 --> 00:20:02,820
Like boom, boom, boom.

548
00:20:02,820 --> 00:20:04,900
And she's like, ah, and she runs away.

549
00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:07,580
And again, the cops are like,

550
00:20:07,580 --> 00:20:09,900
well, there's no way it could have been birds.

551
00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:10,740
It must have been a murder.

552
00:20:10,740 --> 00:20:12,580
And then the birds came in through the window that he broke.

553
00:20:12,580 --> 00:20:17,020
And so it's being investigated as a murder.

554
00:20:17,020 --> 00:20:19,740
And then, but Melanie Daniels is implying this.

555
00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:22,820
And she knows that the girl's at school.

556
00:20:22,820 --> 00:20:24,220
So she goes to the school.

557
00:20:24,220 --> 00:20:27,060
Kids are singing the weirdest fucking song.

558
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:28,020
We just heard a bit of it.

559
00:20:28,020 --> 00:20:30,940
Yeah, it goes on for a really long time.

560
00:20:32,020 --> 00:20:33,740
Like actually the horror element of the movie.

561
00:20:33,740 --> 00:20:36,100
Yeah, Hitchcock's just like,

562
00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:37,860
you know, this is a great movie.

563
00:20:37,860 --> 00:20:39,860
People are gonna talk about it for generations.

564
00:20:39,860 --> 00:20:40,700
It's something, it's like.

565
00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:42,900
I'm giving them five full minutes of children

566
00:20:42,900 --> 00:20:43,940
singing a shit song.

567
00:20:43,940 --> 00:20:46,620
And it's a song about a girl who like doesn't bathe

568
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:49,300
or doesn't clean her, it's just some dirty bitch.

569
00:20:49,300 --> 00:20:50,140
It's a song.

570
00:20:50,140 --> 00:20:50,980
Oh, it's a hygiene song.

571
00:20:50,980 --> 00:20:51,820
And.

572
00:20:51,820 --> 00:20:54,060
This is how we wash our hands, wash our hands.

573
00:20:54,060 --> 00:20:55,700
And then so she's like hearing that

574
00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:56,820
and she's smoking a cigarette.

575
00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:59,420
And every time it cuts to this playground,

576
00:20:59,420 --> 00:21:01,420
it starts with like the few crows.

577
00:21:02,620 --> 00:21:04,780
And then it cuts to that, cuts to the kids singing,

578
00:21:04,780 --> 00:21:06,020
cuts to her smoking a cigarette.

579
00:21:06,020 --> 00:21:07,420
So more crows.

580
00:21:07,420 --> 00:21:09,740
And every time it cuts, just more.

581
00:21:09,740 --> 00:21:12,220
Almost to a point where it looks like they're super imposed.

582
00:21:12,220 --> 00:21:14,500
Like how is there that many fucking crows?

583
00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:15,340
For what?

584
00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:16,160
Yeah, go.

585
00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:17,000
I'm so sorry.

586
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,260
It's fucking.

587
00:21:18,260 --> 00:21:19,100
Yeah.

588
00:21:19,100 --> 00:21:20,500
That's insane.

589
00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:24,140
I think there's even more than that at one point.

590
00:21:24,140 --> 00:21:27,700
There's no way you get that many crows on that.

591
00:21:27,700 --> 00:21:28,540
And then.

592
00:21:28,540 --> 00:21:30,180
Is there a bigger shot of crows?

593
00:21:30,180 --> 00:21:31,740
It just keeps crowing, dude.

594
00:21:31,740 --> 00:21:32,660
It just keeps.

595
00:21:32,660 --> 00:21:33,500
Like that's gotta be.

596
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,180
Oh, those are real crows.

597
00:21:35,180 --> 00:21:36,140
Those gotta be real.

598
00:21:36,140 --> 00:21:37,780
But there's gotta be some fake ones thrown in there too.

599
00:21:37,780 --> 00:21:41,740
So she goes into the school and basically convinces Annie

600
00:21:41,740 --> 00:21:43,620
that birds are fucking attacking.

601
00:21:43,620 --> 00:21:45,700
We need to get all these kids out of here.

602
00:21:45,700 --> 00:21:48,140
And they start slowly sneaking.

603
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,380
They get to where the kids are being chased.

604
00:21:50,380 --> 00:21:53,980
Because that's, as soon as she gets them outside,

605
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:56,820
that's when the birds start attacking.

606
00:21:56,820 --> 00:21:58,220
Because it's like it comes in waves.

607
00:21:58,220 --> 00:22:01,460
Like birds are cool, then they fucking go kill people,

608
00:22:01,460 --> 00:22:03,820
and then they're cool again.

609
00:22:03,820 --> 00:22:04,660
And it's just.

610
00:22:05,940 --> 00:22:06,780
An iconic image.

611
00:22:06,780 --> 00:22:08,020
I remember seeing that.

612
00:22:08,020 --> 00:22:08,860
I've seen that, yeah.

613
00:22:08,860 --> 00:22:09,700
Specific scene.

614
00:22:09,700 --> 00:22:11,620
My parents were watching when I was a kid.

615
00:22:11,620 --> 00:22:13,700
This sticks out in my head too.

616
00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:15,780
Oh, that is so green screen.

617
00:22:15,780 --> 00:22:17,300
That is the most.

618
00:22:17,300 --> 00:22:18,140
Yeah.

619
00:22:18,140 --> 00:22:20,500
The most green screen effect I've ever seen.

620
00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:21,340
They weren't allowed to.

621
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,900
Look at them running, dude.

622
00:22:22,900 --> 00:22:23,940
You can see them building.

623
00:22:23,940 --> 00:22:25,780
This kid's getting fucked up by birds.

624
00:22:25,780 --> 00:22:26,820
They're standing in place running.

625
00:22:26,820 --> 00:22:28,060
That's a real bird on that kid.

626
00:22:28,060 --> 00:22:30,060
Or at least that's a fake bird in that shot

627
00:22:30,060 --> 00:22:31,300
with those kids though.

628
00:22:31,300 --> 00:22:32,540
It looks like little puppet birds

629
00:22:32,540 --> 00:22:34,140
that are just like, ah.

630
00:22:34,140 --> 00:22:36,540
But if they had the balls to throw real birds at kids,

631
00:22:36,540 --> 00:22:37,700
that would be awesome.

632
00:22:37,700 --> 00:22:38,780
I agree with your earlier.

633
00:22:38,780 --> 00:22:41,180
And the kids are getting fucked up and bleeding

634
00:22:41,180 --> 00:22:43,740
and just all by fucking birds.

635
00:22:43,740 --> 00:22:46,580
It's pretty bad effects though, you're right.

636
00:22:46,580 --> 00:22:48,860
I know, but it doesn't take away any of the charm.

637
00:22:48,860 --> 00:22:49,700
It doesn't.

638
00:22:49,700 --> 00:22:50,540
It's just fucked up.

639
00:22:50,540 --> 00:22:51,380
But.

640
00:22:51,380 --> 00:22:52,660
How many years before Star Wars?

641
00:22:54,180 --> 00:22:55,820
10 years. 10 years before Star Wars.

642
00:22:55,820 --> 00:22:57,100
76, 13 years.

643
00:22:57,100 --> 00:22:58,820
63, 13 years.

644
00:22:58,820 --> 00:22:59,860
Yeah, okay.

645
00:22:59,860 --> 00:23:04,660
And okay, so now, after she gets all the kids to safety,

646
00:23:04,660 --> 00:23:09,660
she goes to this bar where everyone's hanging out

647
00:23:09,900 --> 00:23:11,820
and she's telling everyone what just happened.

648
00:23:11,820 --> 00:23:13,140
And they're like, no, you're crazy.

649
00:23:13,140 --> 00:23:14,780
What do you mean birds?

650
00:23:14,780 --> 00:23:18,660
Nobody's buying this bird bullshit.

651
00:23:18,660 --> 00:23:23,340
And there's a lady just so happens to be a bird expert.

652
00:23:23,340 --> 00:23:24,180
Of course.

653
00:23:24,180 --> 00:23:27,780
And is talking about how this is fucking impossible.

654
00:23:27,780 --> 00:23:30,580
And then they're just having a whole town meeting

655
00:23:30,580 --> 00:23:31,500
in this bar about it.

656
00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:34,420
And then there's just one fucking drunk dude in the corner

657
00:23:34,420 --> 00:23:36,580
and he's just, I fucking hate birds.

658
00:23:36,580 --> 00:23:39,740
Like, he just fucking hates birds.

659
00:23:39,740 --> 00:23:41,620
And then while they're all doing this,

660
00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:43,700
there's a guy across the street at a gas station

661
00:23:43,700 --> 00:23:46,500
filling up his car and a seagull just comes down

662
00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:49,740
and just kerplunk knocks him the fuck out.

663
00:23:49,740 --> 00:23:51,300
And everyone's going to help him.

664
00:23:51,300 --> 00:23:52,780
Completely ignoring the gas pump,

665
00:23:52,780 --> 00:23:55,220
still just shooting gas onto the ground.

666
00:23:55,220 --> 00:23:58,300
And then it goes further and further down the street

667
00:23:58,300 --> 00:24:00,220
and there's a guy lighting a cigarette.

668
00:24:00,220 --> 00:24:03,700
And they're like, don't light that fucking cigarette.

669
00:24:03,700 --> 00:24:05,180
He's like, fuck you, you dumb broad.

670
00:24:05,180 --> 00:24:07,100
And then he fucking lights it.

671
00:24:07,100 --> 00:24:09,460
The gas station fucking explodes.

672
00:24:09,460 --> 00:24:11,780
There's just all hell breaks loose.

673
00:24:11,780 --> 00:24:13,940
And now everyone's just running around in the town

674
00:24:13,940 --> 00:24:15,780
just getting attacked by birds.

675
00:24:15,780 --> 00:24:18,820
She decides, I'm going to leave the safety of this building

676
00:24:18,820 --> 00:24:21,780
and go outside because somehow it's safer there.

677
00:24:21,780 --> 00:24:23,420
She finds a phone booth.

678
00:24:23,420 --> 00:24:24,900
She's trying to call people.

679
00:24:26,380 --> 00:24:30,420
A dude, a fucking, a guy's like getting attacked by a bird

680
00:24:30,420 --> 00:24:32,140
and like runs up to the phone booth.

681
00:24:32,140 --> 00:24:34,100
He's like, ah, like he's being pushed up

682
00:24:34,100 --> 00:24:37,180
against the fucking phone booth by a bird.

683
00:24:39,460 --> 00:24:41,500
The guy shows up, the guy that she stalked

684
00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:44,820
and somehow just infected into his life somehow.

685
00:24:45,700 --> 00:24:48,020
This one she broke into the house of?

686
00:24:48,020 --> 00:24:49,620
Yeah, the one, her love interest.

687
00:24:49,620 --> 00:24:51,300
The dick guy, she wants his dick.

688
00:24:51,300 --> 00:24:53,140
He's like, we don't know where my little sister is.

689
00:24:53,140 --> 00:24:55,500
And I think I sent her off with Annie.

690
00:24:55,500 --> 00:24:57,100
They go to Annie's house.

691
00:24:57,100 --> 00:24:59,660
Is her name actually in the movie Annie Hathaway?

692
00:24:59,660 --> 00:25:00,500
The movie Annie Hathaway.

693
00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:03,300
Okay, how come no one liked my Annie Hathaway joke earlier?

694
00:25:03,300 --> 00:25:06,500
I said Princess Diaries and I said Les Mis.

695
00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:07,460
Y'all go fuck yourselves.

696
00:25:07,460 --> 00:25:08,300
That was good.

697
00:25:08,300 --> 00:25:09,140
They go to Annie's house.

698
00:25:09,140 --> 00:25:11,060
You'll find out in the comments how funny that was.

699
00:25:11,060 --> 00:25:12,700
People will talk about it for ages.

700
00:25:12,700 --> 00:25:14,100
So sorry, continue.

701
00:25:14,100 --> 00:25:15,260
They go to Annie's house.

702
00:25:15,260 --> 00:25:19,740
Annie's just fucking face down in front of her house.

703
00:25:19,740 --> 00:25:22,980
And I know immediately in the story that guy's thinking,

704
00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:24,780
you're not friends with my ex anymore.

705
00:25:27,140 --> 00:25:28,340
His little sister's in the house.

706
00:25:28,340 --> 00:25:29,180
They get hurt.

707
00:25:29,180 --> 00:25:30,300
They go back home.

708
00:25:31,380 --> 00:25:34,140
There's another house bird fight.

709
00:25:34,140 --> 00:25:35,540
And they gotta board up the house.

710
00:25:35,540 --> 00:25:38,120
There's a door that he boarded up.

711
00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:41,280
And there's like little beaks poking through it.

712
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:43,220
Like they're trying to cut down the fucking door.

713
00:25:43,220 --> 00:25:44,620
Like he was Johnny, but it's.

714
00:25:44,620 --> 00:25:45,460
Wack.

715
00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:46,860
Wack, wack, wack, wack.

716
00:25:46,860 --> 00:25:50,060
They slowly figure out that, okay, they attack.

717
00:25:50,060 --> 00:25:51,620
They attack and then they're cool.

718
00:25:51,620 --> 00:25:53,780
Then they attack and then they're cool again.

719
00:25:53,780 --> 00:25:55,600
And so they all go to bed.

720
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:58,820
And then Melanie Daniels decides to get up,

721
00:25:58,820 --> 00:26:01,100
take a flashlight and go up into the attic.

722
00:26:01,100 --> 00:26:04,180
And then she just gets fucked up by birds.

723
00:26:04,180 --> 00:26:06,540
The poor sweet little angel.

724
00:26:06,540 --> 00:26:08,020
And she's all bloody.

725
00:26:08,020 --> 00:26:10,780
And he's all trying to get into the attic to save her.

726
00:26:10,780 --> 00:26:12,740
And she's laying in front of the door.

727
00:26:12,740 --> 00:26:15,740
But eventually he gets her like out, helps her out.

728
00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:17,220
It's like, oh, you're fucking bleeding

729
00:26:17,220 --> 00:26:18,940
and have lacerations all over your body.

730
00:26:18,940 --> 00:26:20,980
Here's some alcohol.

731
00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:23,480
Have yourself a fucking drink to make you bleed more,

732
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:24,340
to thin your blood.

733
00:26:24,340 --> 00:26:29,340
And he eventually, he just, he goes out to the garage,

734
00:26:30,220 --> 00:26:32,100
gets the car out of the garage, where the birds are all cool.

735
00:26:32,100 --> 00:26:34,220
It's really quiet, that whole scene.

736
00:26:34,220 --> 00:26:37,220
Because there's just fucking hundreds of birds

737
00:26:37,220 --> 00:26:38,940
all around him throughout this whole scene.

738
00:26:38,940 --> 00:26:40,500
They're not doing anything.

739
00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:42,460
And like every time he gets close to one,

740
00:26:42,460 --> 00:26:43,860
they're kind of like, ah!

741
00:26:43,860 --> 00:26:45,660
And it like scares you a little bit.

742
00:26:46,820 --> 00:26:48,900
And they all just get into the car and they fucking.

743
00:26:48,900 --> 00:26:50,140
Bird jump scares.

744
00:26:50,140 --> 00:26:52,900
He turns on the radio in the car to like try to get the news.

745
00:26:52,900 --> 00:26:54,700
Turns in at the perfect time.

746
00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:55,980
Bird, bird, bird.

747
00:26:55,980 --> 00:26:56,820
Bird is the word.

748
00:26:56,820 --> 00:26:58,060
Yeah, bird, bird, bird.

749
00:26:58,060 --> 00:26:59,820
That would have been the best.

750
00:26:59,820 --> 00:27:02,700
That would have been the best closing like credit music.

751
00:27:04,700 --> 00:27:07,380
It's like, yeah, there seems to be weird bird attacks

752
00:27:07,380 --> 00:27:10,020
happening all over the small town.

753
00:27:10,020 --> 00:27:11,740
And the government's thinking of sending in

754
00:27:11,740 --> 00:27:12,620
the National Guard.

755
00:27:12,620 --> 00:27:15,980
Imagine spending all that money just to kill fucking birds.

756
00:27:15,980 --> 00:27:20,620
That'd be so easy to take, get a few guys with some guns,

757
00:27:20,620 --> 00:27:21,660
start aiming up.

758
00:27:21,660 --> 00:27:23,340
And then they all just load up into the car.

759
00:27:23,340 --> 00:27:26,980
They put the cover on because it was like a convertible.

760
00:27:26,980 --> 00:27:28,140
And then they drive away.

761
00:27:28,140 --> 00:27:29,940
And then that's the end of the movie.

762
00:27:29,940 --> 00:27:32,100
Oh, bird problem not solved.

763
00:27:32,100 --> 00:27:33,340
Yeah, no, there's like.

764
00:27:33,340 --> 00:27:36,220
Oh, literally ends with, hey, there's bird problem going on

765
00:27:36,220 --> 00:27:37,820
and then just end movie.

766
00:27:37,820 --> 00:27:38,660
I love it.

767
00:27:38,660 --> 00:27:39,500
I think it's just that town.

768
00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:41,340
I think if I remember correctly, it's just that town.

769
00:27:41,340 --> 00:27:43,060
Not all the birds in the world.

770
00:27:43,060 --> 00:27:44,140
Okay, but even that town.

771
00:27:44,140 --> 00:27:46,700
However, I would accept a remake of this movie

772
00:27:46,700 --> 00:27:48,620
where it's birds all over the fucking world.

773
00:27:48,620 --> 00:27:51,020
Just World War Z, but birds.

774
00:27:51,020 --> 00:27:52,100
World War B.

775
00:27:53,100 --> 00:27:54,980
We still have some character in there like,

776
00:27:54,980 --> 00:27:56,660
they're not real, man.

777
00:27:56,660 --> 00:27:57,500
Birds aren't real.

778
00:27:57,500 --> 00:27:59,460
Birds aren't real.

779
00:27:59,460 --> 00:28:02,940
And you know, I would have liked it more if the birds

780
00:28:02,940 --> 00:28:06,540
that she brings them in the beginning, it's to love birds.

781
00:28:06,540 --> 00:28:08,220
Which is the type of bird.

782
00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:11,740
And they're like packing up the car to leave.

783
00:28:11,740 --> 00:28:12,660
And the little girl's like,

784
00:28:12,660 --> 00:28:14,140
can we bring these birds with it?

785
00:28:14,140 --> 00:28:15,860
He's like, yeah, sure, go ahead.

786
00:28:15,860 --> 00:28:16,900
I would have been like, no.

787
00:28:16,900 --> 00:28:19,060
Did you realize we fucking hate birds?

788
00:28:19,060 --> 00:28:22,980
Like, this is a anti-bird family now.

789
00:28:22,980 --> 00:28:24,860
Yeah, if you get in this car, bitch,

790
00:28:24,860 --> 00:28:27,380
there's no birds.

791
00:28:27,380 --> 00:28:28,620
No birds.

792
00:28:28,620 --> 00:28:29,780
No birds.

793
00:28:29,780 --> 00:28:33,140
I mean, we're not gonna have trees in our front yard.

794
00:28:33,140 --> 00:28:35,940
Whatever, our bird feeders are gonna have poison inside.

795
00:28:35,940 --> 00:28:38,060
We don't even eat turkey on Thanksgiving.

796
00:28:38,060 --> 00:28:40,060
No, we eat too much turkey all the time.

797
00:28:40,060 --> 00:28:40,900
All the time.

798
00:28:40,900 --> 00:28:41,740
That's all we eat is birds.

799
00:28:41,740 --> 00:28:44,260
All we eat is chicken and turkey and chicken and turkey.

800
00:28:44,260 --> 00:28:45,780
We're gonna learn to eat crows.

801
00:28:45,780 --> 00:28:48,620
Yeah, micro quails, eggs.

802
00:28:48,620 --> 00:28:51,060
The ones that have the babies in them, eggs.

803
00:28:51,060 --> 00:28:52,940
Eat them in front of the mother, yeah.

804
00:28:52,940 --> 00:28:55,340
Thousand year old eggs.

805
00:28:55,340 --> 00:28:56,740
We'll take hold nests.

806
00:28:58,340 --> 00:28:59,180
I don't know, I love it.

807
00:28:59,180 --> 00:29:00,940
I'll spray pesticides on their nests.

808
00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:03,180
I wasn't a big hunter, but now I only kill birds.

809
00:29:03,180 --> 00:29:04,020
Yeah.

810
00:29:05,180 --> 00:29:06,260
They could have used the birds like,

811
00:29:06,260 --> 00:29:07,500
oh, they had to free the birds

812
00:29:07,500 --> 00:29:09,460
in order to make all these birds stop or something.

813
00:29:09,460 --> 00:29:10,940
There's no mystical thing.

814
00:29:10,940 --> 00:29:13,100
It's just birds kill people.

815
00:29:14,700 --> 00:29:16,420
Leave, just leave.

816
00:29:16,420 --> 00:29:18,060
That's what they say about Hitchcock.

817
00:29:18,060 --> 00:29:18,900
Genius.

818
00:29:20,140 --> 00:29:21,700
So yeah, I'll give this movie

819
00:29:23,060 --> 00:29:25,620
four out of five dead seagulls.

820
00:29:27,820 --> 00:29:29,580
I thought you were gonna do like,

821
00:29:29,580 --> 00:29:31,620
did any of them, so real quick,

822
00:29:31,620 --> 00:29:34,540
when they saw this flock of seagulls, did they run?

823
00:29:34,540 --> 00:29:36,100
Did they run so far away?

824
00:29:37,140 --> 00:29:39,100
No, no, no, they got in the car and they just drove off.

825
00:29:39,100 --> 00:29:39,920
Oh, Andrew.

826
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:40,760
God, I'm so good.

827
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:42,180
I can't, first of all, the fact that you didn't get that.

828
00:29:42,180 --> 00:29:45,100
I'm so good at my job and none of y'all give a shit.

829
00:29:45,100 --> 00:29:45,940
I went over my head.

830
00:29:45,940 --> 00:29:47,180
I'm the only one that got that, yeah.

831
00:29:47,180 --> 00:29:48,700
Too many cheaters.

832
00:29:48,700 --> 00:29:50,140
Too many cheaters.

833
00:29:50,140 --> 00:29:51,420
Well, I do have a question.

834
00:29:51,420 --> 00:29:53,260
You can listen to it later and laugh your ass off.

835
00:29:53,260 --> 00:29:55,420
I have a question related to your movie, actually.

836
00:29:57,580 --> 00:30:00,460
When you were doing it, you were doing that old timey talking

837
00:30:00,460 --> 00:30:01,660
kinda like your intro, right?

838
00:30:01,660 --> 00:30:02,500
Oh, yeah.

839
00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:05,220
Did the movie, was it old timey talking?

840
00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:08,740
No, it was fast talking, but not really like meh.

841
00:30:08,740 --> 00:30:09,580
Not like that at all.

842
00:30:09,580 --> 00:30:10,900
I'm just curious because there's an argument.

843
00:30:10,900 --> 00:30:12,100
Once we see everybody's movies,

844
00:30:12,100 --> 00:30:15,100
but my movie was not that at all.

845
00:30:15,100 --> 00:30:17,860
It was maybe because it was British.

846
00:30:19,340 --> 00:30:22,460
It was not, there was none of that.

847
00:30:22,460 --> 00:30:23,620
When I think of old movies,

848
00:30:23,620 --> 00:30:26,580
I think of that old timey weird talking they did.

849
00:30:26,580 --> 00:30:30,540
And the movie I watched was absolutely modern in every way.

850
00:30:30,540 --> 00:30:32,940
It was, it was not, there was none of that.

851
00:30:32,940 --> 00:30:35,340
I'm one, there was one bar fight scene in it.

852
00:30:35,340 --> 00:30:36,780
It was a little bit of that.

853
00:30:36,780 --> 00:30:39,780
We're puffing up chest guys talking to each other.

854
00:30:39,780 --> 00:30:41,260
There was a little bit that.

855
00:30:41,260 --> 00:30:42,960
So we had modern talk.

856
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:46,580
We had kinda old-ish timey, but still modern-ish.

857
00:30:46,580 --> 00:30:48,420
I'm just curious as we go through if it's all.

858
00:30:48,420 --> 00:30:50,660
I wanna see where yours ends up.

859
00:30:50,660 --> 00:30:53,580
Shane Gillis had a really good joke about

860
00:30:53,580 --> 00:30:55,420
the last time white people were cool

861
00:30:55,420 --> 00:30:56,940
was when we were all like, meh.

862
00:30:56,940 --> 00:30:57,780
Yeah.

863
00:30:57,780 --> 00:30:59,500
And he talks about Jackie Robinson.

864
00:30:59,500 --> 00:31:01,220
He's like, meh.

865
00:31:01,220 --> 00:31:02,780
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

866
00:31:02,780 --> 00:31:03,740
And then he hits the ball.

867
00:31:03,740 --> 00:31:04,580
That's funny.

868
00:31:04,580 --> 00:31:05,400
And it's going.

869
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:06,500
Oh, fuck, home run.

870
00:31:06,500 --> 00:31:07,700
All right.

871
00:31:07,700 --> 00:31:10,660
So this is basically, if that were real,

872
00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:12,740
this is basically just after that.

873
00:31:12,740 --> 00:31:15,300
And there's this one part where she wants to leave

874
00:31:15,300 --> 00:31:17,100
and she gets in her car and he's following her,

875
00:31:17,100 --> 00:31:18,060
like talk to her.

876
00:31:18,060 --> 00:31:20,620
There's so many back and forths that happen

877
00:31:20,620 --> 00:31:21,700
in just a few seconds.

878
00:31:21,700 --> 00:31:23,780
And it's like, there's no way anyone thinks

879
00:31:23,780 --> 00:31:25,260
of that kind of shit on the spot.

880
00:31:25,260 --> 00:31:28,620
Like quick, quippy comebacks to what he said.

881
00:31:28,620 --> 00:31:30,060
You can see the writing in it.

882
00:31:30,060 --> 00:31:30,900
Yeah.

883
00:31:30,900 --> 00:31:31,740
Yeah.

884
00:31:31,740 --> 00:31:32,580
And.

885
00:31:32,580 --> 00:31:33,500
You want some water, hun?

886
00:31:33,500 --> 00:31:34,340
What?

887
00:31:34,340 --> 00:31:35,160
Avion?

888
00:31:36,900 --> 00:31:37,740
Right?

889
00:31:37,740 --> 00:31:38,560
Avion?

890
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:40,140
Yeah, but like eight fucking times.

891
00:31:40,140 --> 00:31:40,980
Like back.

892
00:31:40,980 --> 00:31:41,820
Oh yeah, there was this whole thing.

893
00:31:41,820 --> 00:31:43,140
I'm not Alfred Hitchcock.

894
00:31:43,140 --> 00:31:45,580
I didn't have time to prepare a birds.

895
00:31:45,580 --> 00:31:47,940
I think I've been doing pretty well so far.

896
00:31:47,940 --> 00:31:49,940
I gave you a flock of seagulls reference

897
00:31:49,940 --> 00:31:51,980
a little bit earlier than none of y'all caught.

898
00:31:51,980 --> 00:31:52,820
I.

899
00:31:52,820 --> 00:31:53,660
Too many jeeters.

900
00:31:53,660 --> 00:31:55,180
I thought.

901
00:31:55,180 --> 00:31:58,100
I was about to make a Paul McCartney reference,

902
00:31:58,100 --> 00:31:59,220
but I don't think you'd understand

903
00:31:59,220 --> 00:32:01,480
that I was talking about wings, motherfucker.

904
00:32:02,380 --> 00:32:03,220
There's a.

905
00:32:04,220 --> 00:32:05,180
Oh no, I forgot.

906
00:32:05,180 --> 00:32:06,220
I'm so sorry.

907
00:32:06,220 --> 00:32:07,140
There's.

908
00:32:07,140 --> 00:32:08,700
We could do counting crow reference,

909
00:32:08,700 --> 00:32:10,740
but that's just ridiculous.

910
00:32:10,740 --> 00:32:12,060
Oh God.

911
00:32:12,060 --> 00:32:14,500
Yeah, a lot of this episode's for the birds.

912
00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:15,340
Yeah.

913
00:32:18,220 --> 00:32:19,040
Shit.

914
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:19,880
I feel like Mike put his hand in,

915
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:21,580
his head in the dirt the whole time

916
00:32:21,580 --> 00:32:22,660
that you were talking.

917
00:32:22,660 --> 00:32:23,500
Like.

918
00:32:23,500 --> 00:32:24,340
The first hour of this movie.

919
00:32:24,340 --> 00:32:25,420
Ostrich.

920
00:32:25,420 --> 00:32:27,620
The first hour of this movie.

921
00:32:27,620 --> 00:32:28,540
She's at a bird shop,

922
00:32:28,540 --> 00:32:30,180
guy goes to the bird shop.

923
00:32:30,180 --> 00:32:31,540
She decides to go to his house.

924
00:32:31,540 --> 00:32:33,780
She goes, she drives, long driving scene.

925
00:32:33,780 --> 00:32:36,580
The three, it's the driving scene I took to get here,

926
00:32:36,580 --> 00:32:37,420
basically.

927
00:32:37,420 --> 00:32:38,260
Yeah.

928
00:32:38,260 --> 00:32:39,080
It's her driving along.

929
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:39,920
Real time.

930
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:42,620
In 4K it looks amazing.

931
00:32:42,620 --> 00:32:43,780
And I love like,

932
00:32:43,780 --> 00:32:45,900
I wonder what exactly that spot looks like today.

933
00:32:45,900 --> 00:32:48,920
I love like filming locations then and now.

934
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:51,380
But it's bird shop, driving scene.

935
00:32:51,380 --> 00:32:52,280
She goes to town,

936
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:54,560
talks to this guy, gets information.

937
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:56,260
Goes to this lady's house.

938
00:32:56,260 --> 00:32:57,340
Then she gets a poke,

939
00:32:57,340 --> 00:32:58,380
goes to his house,

940
00:32:58,380 --> 00:33:00,020
leaves the bird there, drives back.

941
00:33:00,020 --> 00:33:00,860
They go have dinner.

942
00:33:00,860 --> 00:33:02,120
It's just like a whole hour.

943
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:04,780
I'm like, did I pick the wrong fucking movie?

944
00:33:04,780 --> 00:33:06,820
Like, is this just gonna go on like this?

945
00:33:06,820 --> 00:33:08,380
But when the birds start birding.

946
00:33:08,380 --> 00:33:09,220
Yeah.

947
00:33:09,220 --> 00:33:10,060
And then that's when it's like.

948
00:33:10,060 --> 00:33:12,340
It's kind of like the movie I watched where I said

949
00:33:12,340 --> 00:33:13,180
it took a while.

950
00:33:13,180 --> 00:33:14,100
It's slow starting.

951
00:33:14,100 --> 00:33:15,460
I think that was the time thing,

952
00:33:15,460 --> 00:33:17,580
at the time of these older movies.

953
00:33:17,580 --> 00:33:18,580
They just move slowly.

954
00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:19,660
They like build up.

955
00:33:19,660 --> 00:33:20,780
It's interesting you say that.

956
00:33:20,780 --> 00:33:21,620
When we get to mine,

957
00:33:21,620 --> 00:33:24,180
I'm gonna maybe have some thoughts about that.

958
00:33:24,180 --> 00:33:25,020
And surprisingly,

959
00:33:25,020 --> 00:33:28,660
the Rotten Tomatoes audience score is 94%.

960
00:33:28,660 --> 00:33:31,220
Which I didn't think like old, old movies,

961
00:33:31,220 --> 00:33:33,460
like way pre-internet movies

962
00:33:33,460 --> 00:33:35,420
would like be received well today.

963
00:33:35,420 --> 00:33:37,200
It's Hitchcock.

964
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:38,860
He edits those things perfectly.

965
00:33:38,860 --> 00:33:40,060
Like, like cinematically,

966
00:33:40,060 --> 00:33:42,720
it has to be like what a tightly perfect movie, right?

967
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:44,660
Like there's no wasted time, wasted footage.

968
00:33:44,660 --> 00:33:46,660
I mean, it depends on what you consider

969
00:33:46,660 --> 00:33:49,680
to be content wise wasted,

970
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:51,100
but like editing wise,

971
00:33:51,100 --> 00:33:52,380
he's lines everything up.

972
00:33:52,380 --> 00:33:53,540
He's a perfectionist.

973
00:33:53,540 --> 00:33:54,940
He's like a Kubrick or a,

974
00:33:56,780 --> 00:33:57,600
who's the other guy?

975
00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:00,580
There's a few directors that are so like militant

976
00:34:00,580 --> 00:34:03,020
about like they're getting it perfect.

977
00:34:03,020 --> 00:34:03,940
He's one of them.

978
00:34:03,940 --> 00:34:05,260
He used to take so many shots,

979
00:34:05,260 --> 00:34:07,260
like, like film like things over and over again.

980
00:34:07,260 --> 00:34:09,140
He was one of the first directors to do that.

981
00:34:09,140 --> 00:34:10,820
So I think that's why it's so highly rated.

982
00:34:10,820 --> 00:34:12,140
You learn about this,

983
00:34:12,140 --> 00:34:15,300
you learn about Hitchcock in like film class studies, right?

984
00:34:15,300 --> 00:34:17,380
Like, like he's the, he's big time.

985
00:34:17,380 --> 00:34:19,860
So classes dedicated to Hitchcock.

986
00:34:19,860 --> 00:34:20,700
Yeah.

987
00:34:20,700 --> 00:34:22,860
Yeah, this one was 96%.

988
00:34:22,860 --> 00:34:23,700
Oh yeah.

989
00:34:23,700 --> 00:34:24,520
So did he have,

990
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:26,140
oh nice, you're Roman Blantzko.

991
00:34:26,140 --> 00:34:27,620
Did he have a,

992
00:34:32,020 --> 00:34:32,860
cameo?

993
00:34:32,860 --> 00:34:34,780
Did you catch it if he did?

994
00:34:34,780 --> 00:34:35,620
No.

995
00:34:35,620 --> 00:34:38,300
Honestly, we should be doing the IMDB on these.

996
00:34:38,300 --> 00:34:39,660
We'll be doing them.

997
00:34:39,660 --> 00:34:40,500
Hey, I'm so sorry.

998
00:34:40,500 --> 00:34:42,300
We'll do a little, little trivia.

999
00:34:42,300 --> 00:34:44,460
I thought I pulled yours up though.

1000
00:34:44,460 --> 00:34:46,320
But did he have a cameo?

1001
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:47,980
I don't know.

1002
00:34:47,980 --> 00:34:48,820
I forget.

1003
00:34:48,820 --> 00:34:50,700
I don't know what he looks like.

1004
00:34:50,700 --> 00:34:51,540
Oh, what?

1005
00:34:51,540 --> 00:34:52,380
I don't know too much about Hitchcock.

1006
00:34:52,380 --> 00:34:53,420
It's him.

1007
00:34:53,420 --> 00:34:54,260
Is that him?

1008
00:34:54,260 --> 00:34:55,220
Did he introduce it?

1009
00:34:56,340 --> 00:34:57,860
No, I don't know if he does.

1010
00:34:57,860 --> 00:34:59,860
I was laughing at that cause it's a color at the most.

1011
00:34:59,860 --> 00:35:01,100
It's like a white, right?

1012
00:35:01,100 --> 00:35:01,940
No, it's color.

1013
00:35:01,940 --> 00:35:02,780
It's color.

1014
00:35:03,980 --> 00:35:04,820
Oh wow.

1015
00:35:04,820 --> 00:35:06,820
It's great in 4K, but like,

1016
00:35:06,820 --> 00:35:07,660
He's not it.

1017
00:35:10,460 --> 00:35:12,340
The special effects that they put in

1018
00:35:12,340 --> 00:35:14,820
just don't age well at all.

1019
00:35:14,820 --> 00:35:17,820
Like you see it more with the 4K.

1020
00:35:17,820 --> 00:35:19,300
That first trivia is hilarious.

1021
00:35:19,300 --> 00:35:21,380
When audience left the UK premiere

1022
00:35:21,380 --> 00:35:22,820
in the Odeon,

1023
00:35:24,060 --> 00:35:25,380
Lechester Square, London,

1024
00:35:25,380 --> 00:35:27,380
they were greeted by the sound of screeching

1025
00:35:27,380 --> 00:35:29,340
and flapping birds from loudspeakers

1026
00:35:29,340 --> 00:35:31,620
hitting the trees to scare them further.

1027
00:35:31,620 --> 00:35:32,460
That is awesome.

1028
00:35:32,460 --> 00:35:34,220
That is very cool.

1029
00:35:34,220 --> 00:35:36,020
After, okay, very cool.

1030
00:35:36,020 --> 00:35:37,180
We're gonna do two more.

1031
00:35:37,180 --> 00:35:39,700
Alfred Hitchcock revealed on the Dick Cavett show

1032
00:35:39,700 --> 00:35:43,700
that 3,200 birds were trained for the movie.

1033
00:35:43,700 --> 00:35:44,980
They were real?

1034
00:35:44,980 --> 00:35:46,100
The Ravens were the cleverest

1035
00:35:46,100 --> 00:35:47,180
and the Seagulls were the most vicious.

1036
00:35:47,180 --> 00:35:49,060
Now I, before you read any trivia,

1037
00:35:49,060 --> 00:35:51,220
I'm gonna capture your attention.

1038
00:35:51,220 --> 00:35:53,860
I recently watched a video where

1039
00:35:53,860 --> 00:35:55,380
there's a few people out there

1040
00:35:55,380 --> 00:35:58,940
that 100% you could train crows to be your friend.

1041
00:35:58,940 --> 00:36:01,220
All you have to do is you go outside,

1042
00:36:01,220 --> 00:36:03,460
you like, if you have crows that are near your house,

1043
00:36:03,460 --> 00:36:06,060
whatever, you purposely give them treats.

1044
00:36:06,060 --> 00:36:06,900
Like you give them like little food.

1045
00:36:06,900 --> 00:36:07,940
They're highly intelligent birds.

1046
00:36:07,940 --> 00:36:09,460
And they will remember you

1047
00:36:09,460 --> 00:36:11,260
and they'll start bringing you gifts.

1048
00:36:11,260 --> 00:36:12,460
Like you'll start waking up

1049
00:36:12,460 --> 00:36:14,460
and they'll be like little metallic things on your doorstep.

1050
00:36:14,460 --> 00:36:15,300
I've seen that.

1051
00:36:15,300 --> 00:36:16,580
I've seen the guy do that.

1052
00:36:16,580 --> 00:36:17,420
It brings them money and shit.

1053
00:36:17,420 --> 00:36:18,260
You see the guy with the money?

1054
00:36:18,260 --> 00:36:19,100
That's what I said.

1055
00:36:19,100 --> 00:36:20,460
There's a guy on YouTube or something

1056
00:36:20,460 --> 00:36:22,180
that has a crow that brings him money.

1057
00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:23,460
Which is awesome.

1058
00:36:23,460 --> 00:36:24,940
I'm going to become Birdman.

1059
00:36:26,220 --> 00:36:27,060
Here you go.

1060
00:36:27,060 --> 00:36:27,900
You like this one.

1061
00:36:27,900 --> 00:36:30,740
Alfred Hitchcock saw Tippi Hedren in a 61 commercial

1062
00:36:30,740 --> 00:36:33,100
that aired during today and put her under contract.

1063
00:36:33,100 --> 00:36:37,620
So, oh wait, in the commercial for a diet drink,

1064
00:36:37,620 --> 00:36:39,220
she's seen walking down the street

1065
00:36:39,220 --> 00:36:42,020
and a man whistles at her slim, attractive figure.

1066
00:36:42,020 --> 00:36:44,380
She turns her head with an acknowledging smile.

1067
00:36:44,380 --> 00:36:45,620
In the opening scene of this movie,

1068
00:36:45,620 --> 00:36:46,580
the same thing happens

1069
00:36:46,580 --> 00:36:48,260
as she walks towards the bird shop.

1070
00:36:48,260 --> 00:36:49,900
This is an inside joke by Hank Dove.

1071
00:36:49,900 --> 00:36:53,020
Oh, they do a little wolf whistle in the beginning.

1072
00:36:53,020 --> 00:36:54,980
Does she get acknowledged with a smile

1073
00:36:54,980 --> 00:36:57,540
after getting a whistle?

1074
00:36:57,540 --> 00:36:59,100
It was just as the movie was starting,

1075
00:36:59,100 --> 00:37:01,340
so I wasn't paying attention too much.

1076
00:37:01,340 --> 00:37:03,820
The seagulls were fed a mixture of wheat and whiskey.

1077
00:37:03,820 --> 00:37:05,580
The only way to get them to stand around so much.

1078
00:37:05,580 --> 00:37:07,220
So they got them drunk.

1079
00:37:07,220 --> 00:37:10,180
They got Bird fucking blitzed.

1080
00:37:10,180 --> 00:37:12,660
Oh, the two dogs in the beginning were Alfred Hitchcock.

1081
00:37:12,660 --> 00:37:14,620
So his dog's made a cameo.

1082
00:37:14,620 --> 00:37:15,980
That's the director cameo.

1083
00:37:15,980 --> 00:37:17,020
It even says it, okay.

1084
00:37:17,020 --> 00:37:18,500
So his two dogs ran it.

1085
00:37:18,500 --> 00:37:19,420
All right, cool.

1086
00:37:19,420 --> 00:37:20,820
And you gave your rating already?

1087
00:37:20,820 --> 00:37:22,180
He's the one walking the dog.

1088
00:37:22,180 --> 00:37:23,620
The one walking the dog, yeah.

1089
00:37:25,380 --> 00:37:26,660
Oh yeah.

1090
00:37:26,660 --> 00:37:27,740
Cool, there you go.

1091
00:37:28,620 --> 00:37:29,460
Brendan.

1092
00:37:29,460 --> 00:37:30,300
Oh, good.

1093
00:37:30,300 --> 00:37:31,620
You gave your rating.

1094
00:37:31,620 --> 00:37:33,340
Brendan, what movie did you pick?

1095
00:37:33,340 --> 00:37:34,940
So I picked Hitchcock.

1096
00:37:35,940 --> 00:37:38,740
So I did, 1560 Psycho.

1097
00:37:38,740 --> 00:37:40,540
I fucking knew it.

1098
00:37:40,540 --> 00:37:43,060
Psycho, 1960.

1099
00:37:43,060 --> 00:37:45,700
And I'd seen this movie before when I was younger.

1100
00:37:46,900 --> 00:37:47,980
Re-watching it again.

1101
00:37:47,980 --> 00:37:50,100
It's great.

1102
00:37:50,100 --> 00:37:52,580
So it starts out Marianne, in the beginning,

1103
00:37:52,580 --> 00:37:54,820
she's sleeping with a married man

1104
00:37:54,820 --> 00:37:56,300
and trying to convince him,

1105
00:37:56,300 --> 00:38:00,140
let's leave together, be together.

1106
00:38:00,140 --> 00:38:01,660
And then he's like, well, it's gonna take time.

1107
00:38:01,660 --> 00:38:03,220
I got all these debts and all this stuff.

1108
00:38:03,220 --> 00:38:04,860
Which character was Marianne?

1109
00:38:04,860 --> 00:38:07,220
Marianne was the main, yeah.

1110
00:38:07,220 --> 00:38:09,100
She was the main character in the beginning.

1111
00:38:09,100 --> 00:38:10,660
Good.

1112
00:38:10,660 --> 00:38:12,420
And then she goes to work,

1113
00:38:12,420 --> 00:38:14,700
gets hit on by some guy who's buying a house

1114
00:38:14,700 --> 00:38:16,160
with 40,000 cash.

1115
00:38:17,300 --> 00:38:18,380
Basically the boss is like,

1116
00:38:18,380 --> 00:38:20,260
I don't want my cash in here over the weekend.

1117
00:38:20,260 --> 00:38:23,340
Take it to the bank and we'll get a cashier's check on Monday.

1118
00:38:23,340 --> 00:38:25,780
She's like, okay, can I go home after I go to the bank?

1119
00:38:25,780 --> 00:38:27,540
Because I have a headache.

1120
00:38:27,540 --> 00:38:29,540
Okay, yeah, sure.

1121
00:38:29,540 --> 00:38:32,540
Instead of going to the bank, she steals the money.

1122
00:38:32,540 --> 00:38:35,860
She goes home, she changes, grabs.

1123
00:38:35,860 --> 00:38:36,900
Which I thought was kind of cool.

1124
00:38:36,900 --> 00:38:39,700
Like I read in some of the trivia that Hitchcock actually,

1125
00:38:39,700 --> 00:38:41,500
in the beginning, she's in white,

1126
00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:43,260
the show that she's like here.

1127
00:38:43,260 --> 00:38:44,940
And then after the money scene,

1128
00:38:44,940 --> 00:38:46,340
she's in black.

1129
00:38:46,340 --> 00:38:47,180
Oh, that's cool.

1130
00:38:47,180 --> 00:38:48,020
In the black brassiere.

1131
00:38:48,020 --> 00:38:49,860
And she's getting dressed up in darker clothes

1132
00:38:49,860 --> 00:38:52,900
in the show that she made the wrong choice.

1133
00:38:52,900 --> 00:38:54,540
Turning back.

1134
00:38:54,540 --> 00:38:57,940
Then she decides to leave town with the $40,000.

1135
00:38:57,940 --> 00:39:00,100
Heads out of town, starts driving,

1136
00:39:00,100 --> 00:39:03,420
going across, going from Phoenix to LA.

1137
00:39:03,420 --> 00:39:04,700
It's where she's going.

1138
00:39:06,060 --> 00:39:08,620
Kind of skips forward and she's tired at night.

1139
00:39:08,620 --> 00:39:11,140
Sides pull over, falls asleep.

1140
00:39:11,140 --> 00:39:14,140
Wakes up in the morning by a cop knocking on the door.

1141
00:39:14,140 --> 00:39:16,660
Like, hey, why are you sleeping here?

1142
00:39:16,660 --> 00:39:18,100
I just drove three hours to be here.

1143
00:39:18,100 --> 00:39:18,940
Yeah, exactly.

1144
00:39:20,060 --> 00:39:22,940
That didn't mean a house of mansion, by the way.

1145
00:39:22,940 --> 00:39:23,780
It's what?

1146
00:39:23,780 --> 00:39:24,620
Was this house a mansion?

1147
00:39:24,620 --> 00:39:25,460
No, it was on the side of the road.

1148
00:39:25,460 --> 00:39:28,420
$40,000 in 1960 is a hell of a house.

1149
00:39:28,420 --> 00:39:29,660
Yeah, yeah, I know.

1150
00:39:29,660 --> 00:39:31,900
I see a lot of people take pictures outside this house.

1151
00:39:31,900 --> 00:39:33,620
I think it's torn down now.

1152
00:39:33,620 --> 00:39:36,500
Yeah, they never showed the house that they were gonna buy.

1153
00:39:36,500 --> 00:39:39,060
It was just the guy being a big spender.

1154
00:39:39,060 --> 00:39:40,060
Like, I have the cash.

1155
00:39:40,060 --> 00:39:42,940
I don't carry any more cash than I can afford to lose.

1156
00:39:42,940 --> 00:39:43,780
Gotcha.

1157
00:39:43,780 --> 00:39:44,620
Something like that.

1158
00:39:44,620 --> 00:39:46,420
And she took his money, okay.

1159
00:39:46,420 --> 00:39:48,700
The cop kind of feels a little suspicious of her

1160
00:39:48,700 --> 00:39:49,740
with how she's acting.

1161
00:39:49,740 --> 00:39:51,620
She's just trying to get out of there.

1162
00:39:51,620 --> 00:39:54,420
Which, she does something that's even more suspicious

1163
00:39:54,420 --> 00:39:56,140
and goes and immediately trades her vehicle in

1164
00:39:56,140 --> 00:40:00,660
and buys a used car in like minutes without thinking.

1165
00:40:00,660 --> 00:40:05,220
Gives the guy $700 and her car, grabs a new car.

1166
00:40:05,220 --> 00:40:06,940
Goes about her way.

1167
00:40:06,940 --> 00:40:09,580
She ends up driving, ends up in a storm,

1168
00:40:09,580 --> 00:40:11,340
finds her way to the Bates Motel.

1169
00:40:12,460 --> 00:40:14,380
At first, when you first meet Norman Bates,

1170
00:40:14,380 --> 00:40:16,340
he seems like a normal person.

1171
00:40:16,340 --> 00:40:19,940
You know, he seems friendly, outgoing, offers her dinner.

1172
00:40:19,940 --> 00:40:22,460
A real normal Bates, if you would.

1173
00:40:22,460 --> 00:40:27,460
And then, so he offers to cook her dinner.

1174
00:40:27,660 --> 00:40:32,180
Cook her dinner and she can come up and enjoy it in the house.

1175
00:40:32,180 --> 00:40:34,500
While she's changing, she hears him and his mother

1176
00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:37,900
arguing from their house up on the hill behind the motel.

1177
00:40:40,860 --> 00:40:43,380
And basically, like he ends up coming down

1178
00:40:43,380 --> 00:40:46,860
and like, sorry about my mom, we'll have dinner down here.

1179
00:40:46,860 --> 00:40:49,220
And they have dinner in the office of the hotel

1180
00:40:49,220 --> 00:40:51,220
and that's kind of when he starts to show

1181
00:40:51,220 --> 00:40:52,660
a little bit of his creepy side.

1182
00:40:52,660 --> 00:40:56,180
He's kind of like talks about taxidermy as his hobby.

1183
00:40:56,180 --> 00:40:57,380
It's basically his life.

1184
00:40:59,460 --> 00:41:01,580
Talks about kind of just like people

1185
00:41:01,580 --> 00:41:02,580
and kind of things like that.

1186
00:41:02,580 --> 00:41:05,060
His mother, he's like, oh, I take care of my mother.

1187
00:41:05,060 --> 00:41:06,860
She's sick, she's invalid.

1188
00:41:06,860 --> 00:41:08,700
And she's like, well, why don't you put her in a home?

1189
00:41:08,700 --> 00:41:12,260
You know, that's kind of when things take a turn.

1190
00:41:12,260 --> 00:41:14,460
Conversation ends and he's like, well, okay.

1191
00:41:14,460 --> 00:41:16,060
She's like, I'm gonna go to bed.

1192
00:41:16,060 --> 00:41:17,320
So she goes to her room.

1193
00:41:18,660 --> 00:41:20,300
He becomes master.

1194
00:41:20,300 --> 00:41:21,580
He becomes master baits.

1195
00:41:21,580 --> 00:41:24,180
That's what Hitchcock called them throughout the movie,

1196
00:41:24,180 --> 00:41:25,980
throughout the filming called the master bait.

1197
00:41:25,980 --> 00:41:26,860
Oh, that's funny.

1198
00:41:26,860 --> 00:41:27,700
Yeah.

1199
00:41:30,020 --> 00:41:32,460
Did they teach you that in those Alfred Hitchcock classes?

1200
00:41:32,460 --> 00:41:33,300
Yeah.

1201
00:41:34,700 --> 00:41:36,940
So she goes into her room.

1202
00:41:36,940 --> 00:41:38,140
Is this where she showers?

1203
00:41:38,140 --> 00:41:39,660
This is where she starts changing

1204
00:41:39,660 --> 00:41:41,700
and that's when you see in the office,

1205
00:41:41,700 --> 00:41:45,180
he pulls off one of the pictures with a hole in the wall

1206
00:41:45,180 --> 00:41:46,740
and he's peeping through the wall

1207
00:41:46,740 --> 00:41:49,820
while she's changing into like a nightgown or whatever.

1208
00:41:49,820 --> 00:41:52,500
And then after that, she decides to shower.

1209
00:41:52,500 --> 00:41:56,220
And then that's when we get the infamous shower scene

1210
00:41:57,100 --> 00:41:59,740
of her showering and then the curtains open

1211
00:41:59,740 --> 00:42:03,420
and just the score and everything is,

1212
00:42:03,420 --> 00:42:05,380
the score is what makes this movie.

1213
00:42:05,380 --> 00:42:06,900
There's no actual nudity in it.

1214
00:42:06,900 --> 00:42:10,020
No, I like it's like it's framed.

1215
00:42:10,020 --> 00:42:10,860
You see maybe like-

1216
00:42:10,860 --> 00:42:11,900
It's the way this movie was too.

1217
00:42:11,900 --> 00:42:13,660
That's why I was, for the time-

1218
00:42:13,660 --> 00:42:14,900
Shoulders, back, neck, arms.

1219
00:42:14,900 --> 00:42:16,500
Lots of side, like this is kind of,

1220
00:42:16,500 --> 00:42:17,460
I showed him the picture.

1221
00:42:17,460 --> 00:42:19,700
There's kind of a see through negligence he has on it.

1222
00:42:19,700 --> 00:42:21,260
A little bit of side boob.

1223
00:42:21,260 --> 00:42:22,100
A little bit of side boob.

1224
00:42:22,100 --> 00:42:23,540
That's why this is, you can see her butt

1225
00:42:23,540 --> 00:42:25,620
through the neck a little bit.

1226
00:42:25,620 --> 00:42:27,900
No, Mike, you grill us for telling you

1227
00:42:27,900 --> 00:42:28,820
where the tits are in movies.

1228
00:42:28,820 --> 00:42:29,660
All the time.

1229
00:42:29,660 --> 00:42:32,140
But you just inquired, is there nudity in this movie?

1230
00:42:32,140 --> 00:42:32,980
Yeah.

1231
00:42:32,980 --> 00:42:34,300
One week he says-

1232
00:42:34,300 --> 00:42:36,900
Like it's a famous shower scene.

1233
00:42:36,900 --> 00:42:40,140
One, I mean, we're just saying though, he's got a point.

1234
00:42:40,140 --> 00:42:41,620
Last week you were saying,

1235
00:42:41,620 --> 00:42:43,580
hey guys, I don't appreciate that you just think

1236
00:42:43,580 --> 00:42:45,020
all I care about is titties.

1237
00:42:45,020 --> 00:42:48,780
And then the flip flop, flippity flop, right?

1238
00:42:48,780 --> 00:42:51,260
Here you are going, where are them titties, dog?

1239
00:42:51,260 --> 00:42:52,380
You're like a cat with petting.

1240
00:42:52,380 --> 00:42:53,220
It's like, pet me.

1241
00:42:53,220 --> 00:42:54,380
No, pet me with your eyes.

1242
00:42:54,380 --> 00:42:56,820
Yeah.

1243
00:42:56,820 --> 00:43:00,540
So after that, after the scene, after she, you know,

1244
00:43:00,540 --> 00:43:05,540
the, the violins and everything, Norman,

1245
00:43:06,020 --> 00:43:08,420
you hear Norman, mother, what did you do?

1246
00:43:08,420 --> 00:43:09,380
There's blood.

1247
00:43:09,380 --> 00:43:11,940
And he runs down and basically goes and he sees her

1248
00:43:11,940 --> 00:43:14,340
and kind of like sits there and collects his thoughts

1249
00:43:14,340 --> 00:43:15,820
for a second and like, okay.

1250
00:43:15,820 --> 00:43:18,660
And then cleans up the mess for his mother.

1251
00:43:18,660 --> 00:43:22,340
And basically, you know, puts her,

1252
00:43:22,340 --> 00:43:24,460
wraps her up in the shower curtain,

1253
00:43:24,460 --> 00:43:26,500
puts her in the trunk of her car,

1254
00:43:26,500 --> 00:43:28,860
as well as she had hit the news,

1255
00:43:28,860 --> 00:43:31,940
it hit the money in a newspaper, the 40,000 cash,

1256
00:43:31,940 --> 00:43:33,940
the newspaper, he grabbed everything,

1257
00:43:33,940 --> 00:43:35,740
almost forgot that, but ended up going back

1258
00:43:35,740 --> 00:43:37,940
and grabbing that, not knowing what was in it,

1259
00:43:37,940 --> 00:43:40,380
puts it in her luggage, everything in her car,

1260
00:43:40,380 --> 00:43:43,460
goes and dumps her in a lake right behind the motel.

1261
00:43:43,460 --> 00:43:47,740
And watching her sink and like, she kind of stops for it.

1262
00:43:47,740 --> 00:43:49,620
The car stops for a second at the top of the car

1263
00:43:49,620 --> 00:43:52,940
and he's just like, uh, and then it just digs out.

1264
00:43:54,060 --> 00:43:54,900
That's cool.

1265
00:43:54,900 --> 00:43:59,380
And flash forward, next scene, it's now her sister

1266
00:43:59,380 --> 00:44:03,540
who's met up with her lover, her mister, the whatever,

1267
00:44:03,540 --> 00:44:04,580
the married guy that she was sleeping with.

1268
00:44:04,580 --> 00:44:06,180
Is it Lila Crane?

1269
00:44:07,180 --> 00:44:08,260
Yes, it is.

1270
00:44:08,260 --> 00:44:11,740
So just the tidbit, the little personal trivia about that

1271
00:44:11,740 --> 00:44:16,020
is, Bara Miles is the grandmother of the one of the girls

1272
00:44:16,020 --> 00:44:19,100
that we worked with named Sev.

1273
00:44:21,420 --> 00:44:23,340
You can see resemblance for sure.

1274
00:44:23,340 --> 00:44:25,220
Yeah, for sure, there's definitely resemblance.

1275
00:44:25,220 --> 00:44:27,340
But anyway, so we know her granddaughter

1276
00:44:27,340 --> 00:44:28,780
that Dick, you're about to talk about.

1277
00:44:28,780 --> 00:44:29,820
Yeah.

1278
00:44:29,820 --> 00:44:34,340
And so she's now meeting with her sister's boyfriend

1279
00:44:34,340 --> 00:44:37,380
and they're like, have you seen my sister?

1280
00:44:37,380 --> 00:44:40,740
She stole $40,000 and now no one knows where she is.

1281
00:44:40,740 --> 00:44:43,980
And a private investigator also ends up there

1282
00:44:43,980 --> 00:44:46,100
and he's like, why did you just come up here

1283
00:44:46,100 --> 00:44:47,220
because she's a hunch?

1284
00:44:47,220 --> 00:44:49,940
And she's like, no, more of like hope.

1285
00:44:49,940 --> 00:44:52,500
I don't know where my sister is, I'm looking for her.

1286
00:44:52,500 --> 00:44:54,580
Hopefully she's okay.

1287
00:44:54,580 --> 00:44:57,340
And so the private investigator ends up kinda like,

1288
00:44:57,340 --> 00:45:00,020
maybe she wound up somewhere over here.

1289
00:45:00,020 --> 00:45:02,940
Ends up at the Bates Motel, goes and kinda like

1290
00:45:02,940 --> 00:45:05,220
looks around and Norman Bates is just kind of

1291
00:45:05,220 --> 00:45:09,220
being eccentric and strange and definitely lets him know

1292
00:45:09,220 --> 00:45:11,220
that something is up.

1293
00:45:11,220 --> 00:45:12,040
And-

1294
00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:13,660
Now real quick, you say eccentric and strange.

1295
00:45:13,660 --> 00:45:17,380
Does someone argue that maybe Norman Bates wasn't that,

1296
00:45:17,380 --> 00:45:19,780
other than him killing people, if it's him.

1297
00:45:19,780 --> 00:45:20,740
It was pretty nervous.

1298
00:45:20,740 --> 00:45:22,220
It sounds like his mom's doing it right now.

1299
00:45:22,220 --> 00:45:27,220
But I'm just saying, maybe give neurotic guys in your life

1300
00:45:27,300 --> 00:45:28,740
a little bit of a pass.

1301
00:45:28,740 --> 00:45:30,860
He was basically, he could tell he was lying

1302
00:45:30,860 --> 00:45:32,100
is kinda what it was.

1303
00:45:32,100 --> 00:45:34,220
He had that gut feeling that he was lying

1304
00:45:34,220 --> 00:45:35,940
and not telling him something.

1305
00:45:35,940 --> 00:45:36,780
Okay.

1306
00:45:36,780 --> 00:45:39,420
And it was kinda like he played it well, played it,

1307
00:45:39,420 --> 00:45:42,700
kinda like it was obvious that he was lying about something.

1308
00:45:42,700 --> 00:45:45,460
Like a kid, like a kid lying, you know.

1309
00:45:45,460 --> 00:45:47,580
Cause like Norman Bates definitely has that like

1310
00:45:47,580 --> 00:45:50,740
child mentality for like a 30 something year old man.

1311
00:45:52,580 --> 00:45:53,940
Again, harsh.

1312
00:45:53,940 --> 00:45:55,260
Well, just because of the trauma

1313
00:45:55,260 --> 00:45:56,780
that he went through and everything.

1314
00:45:56,780 --> 00:45:58,860
Especially if you watched Bates Motel, like then you see-

1315
00:45:58,860 --> 00:46:00,020
Andy's feeling attacked.

1316
00:46:00,020 --> 00:46:01,340
I feel a little attacked here.

1317
00:46:01,340 --> 00:46:04,000
I mean, I don't, I think as joke that I have a bunch

1318
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:05,780
of bodies in that room, I don't.

1319
00:46:05,780 --> 00:46:06,980
Norman Bates is based on-

1320
00:46:06,980 --> 00:46:08,740
You do have one body in that room, Andy.

1321
00:46:08,740 --> 00:46:13,740
One body, but it was dead when I got it.

1322
00:46:14,020 --> 00:46:17,380
He's based on Ed Gaines, who is like the story behind

1323
00:46:17,380 --> 00:46:19,660
like Texas Shades on Maskers.

1324
00:46:19,660 --> 00:46:20,700
Those kind of characters.

1325
00:46:20,700 --> 00:46:22,820
That's what Norman Bates is based off.

1326
00:46:22,820 --> 00:46:26,100
Yeah, that Ed Gaines guy, he's inspired a lot.

1327
00:46:26,100 --> 00:46:27,420
Yeah, yeah.

1328
00:46:27,420 --> 00:46:28,900
How many people did he kill?

1329
00:46:29,940 --> 00:46:33,060
Like confirmed, I think it was like four or five,

1330
00:46:33,060 --> 00:46:35,700
but he also like dug up bodies from cemeteries

1331
00:46:35,700 --> 00:46:38,780
and like brought them back and made skin suits and things.

1332
00:46:38,780 --> 00:46:40,300
He did a lot of creepy stuff.

1333
00:46:40,300 --> 00:46:41,700
I'll be creative, but yeah.

1334
00:46:42,980 --> 00:46:45,720
You say creative, I say creepy, whatever.

1335
00:46:46,740 --> 00:46:49,620
So the private investigator kind of goes up the hill

1336
00:46:49,620 --> 00:46:54,620
to the restaurant and calls the sister and like,

1337
00:46:54,660 --> 00:46:57,100
well, you know what, she did come by here

1338
00:46:57,100 --> 00:46:58,860
and then she left, or so he says,

1339
00:46:58,860 --> 00:47:02,220
but like I kind of feel like I need to go back.

1340
00:47:02,220 --> 00:47:04,700
And so the private investigator goes back to the house,

1341
00:47:04,700 --> 00:47:07,780
goes back to the hotel, ends up going up to the house

1342
00:47:07,780 --> 00:47:09,580
to kind of like investigate.

1343
00:47:09,580 --> 00:47:13,600
And as he goes upstairs, you see the backside

1344
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:16,060
of a skinny woman come out of nowhere

1345
00:47:16,060 --> 00:47:18,500
and killed the private investigator.

1346
00:47:18,500 --> 00:47:20,740
We assume Norman Bates' mother.

1347
00:47:20,740 --> 00:47:22,900
As far as I'm concerned, she's the only suspect.

1348
00:47:22,900 --> 00:47:24,300
She's the only suspect.

1349
00:47:24,300 --> 00:47:27,620
And then it goes back to the sister and the boyfriend,

1350
00:47:27,620 --> 00:47:29,500
like he called when he had nothing,

1351
00:47:29,500 --> 00:47:32,260
like he hasn't called, like something happened.

1352
00:47:32,260 --> 00:47:34,740
And so they ended up going there.

1353
00:47:34,740 --> 00:47:38,340
And that's kind of when you get the climax of the movie.

1354
00:47:38,340 --> 00:47:42,360
And then like the boyfriend distracts Norman

1355
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:44,980
while her sister goes into the house.

1356
00:47:44,980 --> 00:47:46,460
And it's kind of like looking for the mother,

1357
00:47:46,460 --> 00:47:48,980
talking to the mother, so like she spoke to her.

1358
00:47:48,980 --> 00:47:50,860
Like the mother saw her.

1359
00:47:53,140 --> 00:47:55,060
He ends up figuring out that, you know,

1360
00:47:55,060 --> 00:47:56,540
basically like looking around the house

1361
00:47:56,540 --> 00:47:59,060
and then she goes down to the basement finally.

1362
00:47:59,060 --> 00:48:02,140
And that's where she sees the backside of the mother.

1363
00:48:02,140 --> 00:48:03,700
And she like goes up to talk to her.

1364
00:48:03,700 --> 00:48:07,100
And as she spins around, you find out mother is dead.

1365
00:48:07,100 --> 00:48:07,940
What?

1366
00:48:07,940 --> 00:48:08,780
Yes, the whole time.

1367
00:48:08,780 --> 00:48:09,600
The mother was dead the whole time?

1368
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:10,860
The whole time.

1369
00:48:10,860 --> 00:48:13,020
And it was Norman Bates doing mother's voice.

1370
00:48:13,020 --> 00:48:15,740
Wait, so you're saying the skinny woman with the dress

1371
00:48:15,740 --> 00:48:17,700
that was Norman Bates the whole time?

1372
00:48:17,700 --> 00:48:19,380
Yeah, and like cross-dressing.

1373
00:48:19,380 --> 00:48:20,820
Crazy.

1374
00:48:20,820 --> 00:48:22,540
And like, so like at the end,

1375
00:48:22,540 --> 00:48:24,460
like the psychologist is kind of breaking it down.

1376
00:48:24,460 --> 00:48:26,100
And he's like, he had, you know, his mother died.

1377
00:48:26,100 --> 00:48:28,700
Like he killed his mother and her boyfriend,

1378
00:48:28,700 --> 00:48:31,860
like poisoned them, but like made it look like

1379
00:48:31,860 --> 00:48:33,300
it was a murder-suicide.

1380
00:48:34,220 --> 00:48:36,680
And then afterwards he dug up his mom's body,

1381
00:48:37,620 --> 00:48:40,140
basically did some taxidermy to preserve her body,

1382
00:48:40,140 --> 00:48:41,580
to keep her around.

1383
00:48:41,580 --> 00:48:46,580
And then dressed her and then gave her half his mind

1384
00:48:47,460 --> 00:48:48,500
for her consciousness.

1385
00:48:48,500 --> 00:48:51,660
So like half the time he was her, half the time it was him.

1386
00:48:51,660 --> 00:48:55,520
So like when it was her, like for him, he was asleep.

1387
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:57,060
He didn't know what was going on.

1388
00:48:57,060 --> 00:49:00,340
So like when he comes back, he actually is shocked.

1389
00:49:00,340 --> 00:49:04,140
So maybe the first split personality and sleepies maybe.

1390
00:49:04,140 --> 00:49:07,420
Yeah, the first like, yeah, schizophrenic, you know, type.

1391
00:49:07,420 --> 00:49:10,260
Which Ed Gaines was diagnosed with schizophrenia.

1392
00:49:10,260 --> 00:49:13,020
So does he get arrested?

1393
00:49:13,020 --> 00:49:14,360
Yeah, he gets arrested.

1394
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:16,420
Oh, so he, oh, because there is a psycho two and three.

1395
00:49:16,420 --> 00:49:18,780
There's two, three, four.

1396
00:49:18,780 --> 00:49:21,740
Yeah, I did not know that this was based on.

1397
00:49:21,740 --> 00:49:23,820
But one of the reasons I really wanted to watch this one

1398
00:49:23,820 --> 00:49:28,280
was because I love the 1998 version with Vince Vaughn.

1399
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:30,320
And it's a shot for shot remake.

1400
00:49:31,860 --> 00:49:33,580
Gus Van Zandt did it.

1401
00:49:33,580 --> 00:49:35,140
Oh yeah, he would do shot for shot.

1402
00:49:35,140 --> 00:49:37,300
Wait, Christian Bale?

1403
00:49:37,300 --> 00:49:38,140
Vince Vaughn.

1404
00:49:38,140 --> 00:49:38,980
Vince Vaughn.

1405
00:49:38,980 --> 00:49:39,880
That's.

1406
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:41,300
Christian Bale's American Psycho.

1407
00:49:41,300 --> 00:49:42,140
Who's the female in that?

1408
00:49:42,140 --> 00:49:43,460
Is that the same, is that based off of his own thing?

1409
00:49:43,460 --> 00:49:45,740
No, American Psycho's way its own thing.

1410
00:49:45,740 --> 00:49:47,460
You know they're making a new one?

1411
00:49:47,460 --> 00:49:48,300
Yeah, I saw that.

1412
00:49:48,300 --> 00:49:49,500
With the chick?

1413
00:49:49,500 --> 00:49:50,340
Yeah.

1414
00:49:50,340 --> 00:49:51,780
No, they made a female American Psycho already.

1415
00:49:51,780 --> 00:49:52,620
But they're making a new one right now.

1416
00:49:52,620 --> 00:49:54,660
Who does the shower scene in that 1978 one?

1417
00:49:54,660 --> 00:49:55,500
Is that the one they did?

1418
00:49:55,500 --> 00:49:57,220
Okay, we're back to shower scenes again, Mr.

1419
00:49:57,220 --> 00:49:58,460
I don't care about titties.

1420
00:49:58,460 --> 00:49:59,420
The right movie in my head.

1421
00:49:59,420 --> 00:50:02,340
It's Vince Vaughn and I forget the other girl's name.

1422
00:50:02,340 --> 00:50:03,740
Oh, you're just thinking of who's the actress.

1423
00:50:03,740 --> 00:50:05,580
I know she just passed away not so long ago.

1424
00:50:05,580 --> 00:50:07,820
I'm trying to remember if it's.

1425
00:50:07,820 --> 00:50:09,340
Now, if I was looking at her titty,

1426
00:50:09,340 --> 00:50:11,100
I could tell you immediately who it was.

1427
00:50:11,100 --> 00:50:14,020
So I'm assuming it's not shot for shot.

1428
00:50:14,020 --> 00:50:16,300
It did have a titty then for what he did.

1429
00:50:16,300 --> 00:50:17,140
I don't think it did.

1430
00:50:17,140 --> 00:50:17,980
I think it was shot exactly.

1431
00:50:17,980 --> 00:50:19,460
I'm just not keeping you shit, Mike.

1432
00:50:19,460 --> 00:50:20,300
Yeah, I don't know.

1433
00:50:20,300 --> 00:50:22,780
I was saying if you could see their titty,

1434
00:50:22,780 --> 00:50:23,980
you'd be able to tell.

1435
00:50:23,980 --> 00:50:25,780
You just can't picture their face right now.

1436
00:50:25,780 --> 00:50:28,140
For some reason, I was thinking that it was.

1437
00:50:28,140 --> 00:50:29,860
There's American, yeah, 1998.

1438
00:50:29,860 --> 00:50:31,100
Mike, you have Mr. Skin's book

1439
00:50:31,100 --> 00:50:33,380
right in your phone, don't you?

1440
00:50:33,380 --> 00:50:34,220
And Hesh.

1441
00:50:35,020 --> 00:50:36,740
She's the smallest picture of all time.

1442
00:50:36,740 --> 00:50:38,580
Yeah, she just.

1443
00:50:38,580 --> 00:50:40,340
These Louise, they do that.

1444
00:50:40,340 --> 00:50:41,180
But Vince Vaughn.

1445
00:50:41,180 --> 00:50:42,980
That's a lot of special editions.

1446
00:50:42,980 --> 00:50:45,540
He does a great job as Norman Bates.

1447
00:50:45,540 --> 00:50:47,140
There we go, and Hesh.

1448
00:50:47,140 --> 00:50:48,580
She's hot.

1449
00:50:48,580 --> 00:50:49,420
What?

1450
00:50:49,420 --> 00:50:50,260
She was.

1451
00:50:50,260 --> 00:50:51,100
Okay.

1452
00:50:51,100 --> 00:50:51,920
That was Melanie Daniel.

1453
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:52,940
What does that mean, dude?

1454
00:50:52,940 --> 00:50:53,780
She's dead.

1455
00:50:53,780 --> 00:50:54,620
Oh, okay.

1456
00:50:54,620 --> 00:50:55,460
Well then, yeah, she was.

1457
00:50:55,460 --> 00:50:56,300
Oh, and not now.

1458
00:50:56,300 --> 00:50:57,140
Yeah, she passed out.

1459
00:50:57,140 --> 00:50:59,260
She also was burned up before that, I believe.

1460
00:50:59,260 --> 00:51:01,100
Yeah, yeah, it was a car accident.

1461
00:51:01,100 --> 00:51:02,620
Oh my God, guys.

1462
00:51:02,620 --> 00:51:04,580
Well, you're the one bringing it up.

1463
00:51:04,580 --> 00:51:06,540
Oh, I'm sorry, you mentioned the movie she's in.

1464
00:51:06,540 --> 00:51:07,360
I'm looking at it.

1465
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:08,200
Woo, it's Halloween.

1466
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:09,820
We're being spooky.

1467
00:51:09,820 --> 00:51:11,340
Oh yeah, I guess.

1468
00:51:11,340 --> 00:51:12,500
Not anymore.

1469
00:51:12,500 --> 00:51:15,740
Insensitivity's the spookiest thing of all.

1470
00:51:15,740 --> 00:51:20,260
When you can scare someone's emotions,

1471
00:51:20,260 --> 00:51:22,040
you scare them at their soul.

1472
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:24,380
Brendan's a monster.

1473
00:51:24,380 --> 00:51:29,380
The quietest, yet the most evil member of the podcast.

1474
00:51:30,540 --> 00:51:31,460
Yes.

1475
00:51:31,460 --> 00:51:33,220
So what do you rate this bad boy?

1476
00:51:33,220 --> 00:51:35,540
I give it a five out of five stuffed mothers.

1477
00:51:35,540 --> 00:51:37,900
Stuffed mothers.

1478
00:51:37,900 --> 00:51:40,660
You go stuff your mother, motherfucker.

1479
00:51:40,660 --> 00:51:42,260
All right, excellent.

1480
00:51:42,260 --> 00:51:43,140
So.

1481
00:51:43,140 --> 00:51:45,580
That might really be happening, by the way.

1482
00:51:45,580 --> 00:51:47,380
That might really be him stuffing your mother,

1483
00:51:47,380 --> 00:51:48,460
so watch out.

1484
00:51:48,460 --> 00:51:50,060
Well, your mother-in-law, that's fine.

1485
00:51:50,060 --> 00:51:51,860
And Mike knows about mother stuffing.

1486
00:51:51,860 --> 00:51:53,500
Remember that Stephen King book?

1487
00:51:53,500 --> 00:51:54,500
The movie he wrote.

1488
00:51:57,700 --> 00:52:02,340
So I took the assignment to heart.

1489
00:52:02,340 --> 00:52:03,780
Wait, what did you just say?

1490
00:52:03,780 --> 00:52:04,620
I'm so sorry.

1491
00:52:04,620 --> 00:52:06,260
No, don't repeat it.

1492
00:52:06,260 --> 00:52:08,300
Do not repeat it.

1493
00:52:08,300 --> 00:52:10,940
Don't make me pause this and rewind it and listen.

1494
00:52:10,940 --> 00:52:13,180
Mike said something about stuffing mothers,

1495
00:52:13,180 --> 00:52:15,740
and I was like, yeah, Mike knows about mom stuffing,

1496
00:52:15,740 --> 00:52:18,180
because that Stephen King movie he did

1497
00:52:18,180 --> 00:52:19,660
with the mom stuffing scene in it.

1498
00:52:19,660 --> 00:52:20,500
Got it.

1499
00:52:20,500 --> 00:52:23,580
So I took this assignment to heart,

1500
00:52:23,580 --> 00:52:25,180
and the movie I picked is.

1501
00:52:25,180 --> 00:52:27,380
There's eight movies.

1502
00:52:27,380 --> 00:52:29,020
No, I didn't do eight movies this time.

1503
00:52:29,020 --> 00:52:31,540
I did two things, but sort of one and a half things.

1504
00:52:31,540 --> 00:52:38,220
The movie I picked is 1922, NOS4ATU, a silent movie.

1505
00:52:38,220 --> 00:52:40,900
When you guys talk about how's the dialogue sound,

1506
00:52:40,900 --> 00:52:43,420
how about picture cards with it on there?

1507
00:52:43,420 --> 00:52:45,980
I also did every vampire movie ever.

1508
00:52:45,980 --> 00:52:48,060
I almost, trust me, I had them all lined up.

1509
00:52:48,060 --> 00:52:50,620
But.

1510
00:52:50,620 --> 00:52:55,660
So NOS4ATU, FW Mornau's 1922, NOS4ATU.

1511
00:52:55,660 --> 00:52:57,140
To start this off, I will tell you

1512
00:52:57,140 --> 00:53:03,380
that this is a unauthorized adaptation of Bram Stoker's

1513
00:53:03,380 --> 00:53:03,900
Dracula.

1514
00:53:03,900 --> 00:53:05,100
They changed the name of.

1515
00:53:05,100 --> 00:53:08,100
Yeah, his widow wouldn't give them the rights to something.

1516
00:53:08,100 --> 00:53:11,460
Yeah, they changed the name of Count Dracula to Count Orlok.

1517
00:53:11,460 --> 00:53:15,540
They changed London to Whisberg.

1518
00:53:15,540 --> 00:53:20,220
Whisberg, so I watched the.

1519
00:53:20,220 --> 00:53:24,300
I guess the most original version of this that you can.

1520
00:53:24,300 --> 00:53:26,060
There are several versions of this.

1521
00:53:26,060 --> 00:53:29,940
I watched the full length hour 20 something minute version.

1522
00:53:29,940 --> 00:53:33,380
There's an hour and like 15 or 12 minute version.

1523
00:53:33,380 --> 00:53:35,340
That's like a rock opera version.

1524
00:53:35,340 --> 00:53:37,140
Someone made rock version.

1525
00:53:37,140 --> 00:53:38,620
They did a whole rock soundtrack.

1526
00:53:38,620 --> 00:53:41,420
Because it's silent, you can do whatever soundtrack you want.

1527
00:53:41,420 --> 00:53:43,820
I did it orchestrated.

1528
00:53:43,820 --> 00:53:44,780
So I watched it.

1529
00:53:44,780 --> 00:53:47,180
OK, so it's a silent film.

1530
00:53:47,180 --> 00:53:48,380
And here we go.

1531
00:53:48,380 --> 00:53:50,700
It's 1838 in Whisberg.

1532
00:53:50,700 --> 00:53:52,100
You have Butter and Ellen.

1533
00:53:52,100 --> 00:53:56,500
Now, the text on this movie, I swear to God,

1534
00:53:56,500 --> 00:53:57,660
it's Butter and Ellen.

1535
00:53:57,660 --> 00:53:59,260
The guy's name is Butter.

1536
00:53:59,260 --> 00:54:02,700
So just literally my last note will tell you what his name is.

1537
00:54:02,700 --> 00:54:05,860
But Butter and Ellen, Butter and his wife Ellen are just.

1538
00:54:05,860 --> 00:54:07,340
I just have South Park in my head.

1539
00:54:07,340 --> 00:54:08,260
I can't get it out.

1540
00:54:08,260 --> 00:54:08,860
Yeah, butters.

1541
00:54:08,860 --> 00:54:09,580
Yeah, sort of.

1542
00:54:09,580 --> 00:54:11,940
Did you watch this at normal speed?

1543
00:54:11,940 --> 00:54:14,980
I'll get to it.

1544
00:54:14,980 --> 00:54:15,460
You know what?

1545
00:54:15,460 --> 00:54:16,540
No, I'll tell you now.

1546
00:54:16,540 --> 00:54:21,220
I had to download an app because YouTube only lets you go to 2x.

1547
00:54:21,220 --> 00:54:26,980
I had to download an app and watch this at about seven.

1548
00:54:26,980 --> 00:54:29,580
It's the slowest fucking movie.

1549
00:54:29,580 --> 00:54:31,380
I mean, it's definitely not good to watch.

1550
00:54:31,380 --> 00:54:32,580
You're not going to enjoy it.

1551
00:54:32,580 --> 00:54:33,980
It's made in 1922.

1552
00:54:33,980 --> 00:54:36,340
It's a German movie.

1553
00:54:36,340 --> 00:54:38,180
Like it's it.

1554
00:54:38,180 --> 00:54:40,300
It was ordered to be destroyed.

1555
00:54:40,300 --> 00:54:41,620
It's they just held on to it.

1556
00:54:41,620 --> 00:54:44,260
But now it's considered the godfather of horror.

1557
00:54:44,260 --> 00:54:47,980
It's like the first kind of horror movie that was ever really made.

1558
00:54:47,980 --> 00:54:51,340
So when we say classic horror, I fucking listened.

1559
00:54:51,340 --> 00:54:53,900
It's kind of fun that we went in order, by the way.

1560
00:54:53,900 --> 00:54:58,660
It was like reverse order of years because the last one was 60.

1561
00:54:58,660 --> 00:55:00,580
And you were 65 and you were what?

1562
00:55:00,580 --> 00:55:01,700
63.

1563
00:55:01,700 --> 00:55:02,460
Well, then we fucked.

1564
00:55:02,460 --> 00:55:03,780
No, but we went the right way.

1565
00:55:03,780 --> 00:55:07,740
Five, three, zero, and now 22.

1566
00:55:07,740 --> 00:55:10,580
So there's a beautiful shot that opens up

1567
00:55:10,580 --> 00:55:13,340
of a town like a picturesque little town.

1568
00:55:13,340 --> 00:55:16,380
And I'm convinced that that had to be a real town because there's

1569
00:55:16,380 --> 00:55:20,180
no way with the low budget that they could have built a set.

1570
00:55:20,180 --> 00:55:22,500
And I was like, did they even build city sets back then

1571
00:55:22,500 --> 00:55:23,580
for any kind of movie?

1572
00:55:23,580 --> 00:55:25,340
1922?

1573
00:55:25,340 --> 00:55:26,060
Maybe.

1574
00:55:26,060 --> 00:55:28,220
You didn't need a permit to film there back then.

1575
00:55:28,220 --> 00:55:29,180
Yeah, that's true.

1576
00:55:29,180 --> 00:55:32,420
And I did have this game for PC.

1577
00:55:32,420 --> 00:55:34,260
Still to this day, it's one of the best.

1578
00:55:34,260 --> 00:55:35,660
It's called The Movies.

1579
00:55:35,660 --> 00:55:37,740
And it was by the guys that did The Sims.

1580
00:55:37,740 --> 00:55:41,900
And it's basically you start from silent film era.

1581
00:55:41,900 --> 00:55:43,380
You build a studio.

1582
00:55:43,380 --> 00:55:45,980
And you build little sets.

1583
00:55:45,980 --> 00:55:48,740
And you hire actors and writers and directors and stuff.

1584
00:55:48,740 --> 00:55:50,100
And they do movies.

1585
00:55:50,100 --> 00:55:53,900
But what makes it awesome, what makes it the most fun,

1586
00:55:53,900 --> 00:55:56,900
is that you can have them just make movies on their own.

1587
00:55:56,900 --> 00:55:59,820
They'll automatically just do sim stuff or whatever.

1588
00:55:59,820 --> 00:56:03,900
But you can absolutely go in and use their in-house movie maker

1589
00:56:03,900 --> 00:56:06,060
with the Sims characters that you have,

1590
00:56:06,060 --> 00:56:09,540
with lines that you've prepared and all sorts of stuff,

1591
00:56:09,540 --> 00:56:12,260
and make them do your movies and film them perfectly,

1592
00:56:12,260 --> 00:56:14,580
and then have nothing to show for it

1593
00:56:14,580 --> 00:56:17,020
because this was the late 90s.

1594
00:56:17,020 --> 00:56:19,420
But people did eventually put them up on YouTube.

1595
00:56:19,420 --> 00:56:20,340
I've seen some videos.

1596
00:56:20,340 --> 00:56:21,180
It doesn't matter.

1597
00:56:21,180 --> 00:56:23,980
So I think I didn't write that down.

1598
00:56:23,980 --> 00:56:25,460
So Ellen plays with a cat.

1599
00:56:25,460 --> 00:56:26,820
It's super cute.

1600
00:56:26,820 --> 00:56:29,740
It's funny seeing a cat in 1922 play with a string ball.

1601
00:56:29,740 --> 00:56:31,460
It's the same shit that you'd see today.

1602
00:56:31,460 --> 00:56:34,980
It's funny how there's those parallels between 100 years

1603
00:56:34,980 --> 00:56:40,060
ago, 102 years ago this movie came out.

1604
00:56:40,060 --> 00:56:40,540
Right?

1605
00:56:40,540 --> 00:56:42,020
Am I doing the math right?

1606
00:56:42,020 --> 00:56:44,900
Holy shit, 102 years ago this movie came out.

1607
00:56:44,900 --> 00:56:47,100
I didn't even think about that when I was listening to it.

1608
00:56:47,100 --> 00:56:47,700
Yeah.

1609
00:56:47,700 --> 00:56:49,580
So this movie was 102 years old, and the cat

1610
00:56:49,580 --> 00:56:51,900
was still just playing with string like a regular-ass cat.

1611
00:56:51,900 --> 00:56:53,700
It was super cute and adorable.

1612
00:56:53,700 --> 00:56:56,180
Butter picks some flowers for her,

1613
00:56:56,180 --> 00:57:00,180
and she responds with, why did you kill such beautiful flowers?

1614
00:57:00,180 --> 00:57:01,740
And I was like, oh, OK.

1615
00:57:01,740 --> 00:57:06,580
So she's got a goth in the most 1922 German way

1616
00:57:06,580 --> 00:57:07,820
you could even be goth.

1617
00:57:07,820 --> 00:57:09,220
I think her hair was brunette.

1618
00:57:09,220 --> 00:57:12,780
So I think that's about, so you know she's on the dark side.

1619
00:57:12,780 --> 00:57:14,380
And I was like, yeah, what a dick.

1620
00:57:14,380 --> 00:57:17,100
So Butter's just walking down the street,

1621
00:57:17,100 --> 00:57:20,660
and he gets a guy stops him, just a guy, unexplained.

1622
00:57:20,660 --> 00:57:22,780
He goes, not so fast, my young friend.

1623
00:57:22,780 --> 00:57:24,620
No one can outrun their fate.

1624
00:57:24,620 --> 00:57:28,100
And I'm like, thanks, random fucking dude.

1625
00:57:28,100 --> 00:57:30,100
Thanks for nothing.

1626
00:57:30,100 --> 00:57:35,340
So, Hunter works for a real estate agent called Knock.

1627
00:57:35,340 --> 00:57:38,620
Now Knock, this is what Nosferatu looks like.

1628
00:57:38,620 --> 00:57:41,620
Imagine if you replaced the, if you got rid of the teeth

1629
00:57:41,620 --> 00:57:45,700
and added hair on his, like added the most furious eyebrows

1630
00:57:45,700 --> 00:57:48,340
and the fur, like the fuzziest ears, right?

1631
00:57:48,340 --> 00:57:49,580
Like hair coming out of his ears.

1632
00:57:49,580 --> 00:57:51,620
That's what Knock looks like.

1633
00:57:51,620 --> 00:57:54,260
I read, and I hate that I read this after.

1634
00:57:54,260 --> 00:57:56,020
I maybe would have picked a different movie.

1635
00:57:56,020 --> 00:57:59,020
But I read that that is supposed to be,

1636
00:57:59,020 --> 00:58:01,820
maybe they're not completely sure,

1637
00:58:01,820 --> 00:58:05,980
but could be an anti-Semitic betrayal of like a Jewish person.

1638
00:58:05,980 --> 00:58:10,100
Like that was their attempt to make a cartoonishly,

1639
00:58:10,100 --> 00:58:12,420
because he was the one that was a miser with his money.

1640
00:58:12,420 --> 00:58:14,060
Like that's, they literally were just like,

1641
00:58:14,060 --> 00:58:16,340
the only thing we knew about the real estate agent Knock

1642
00:58:16,340 --> 00:58:18,580
is that he had a lot of money.

1643
00:58:18,580 --> 00:58:21,380
And like you go to him and he's got like all these features

1644
00:58:21,380 --> 00:58:24,140
that like, if you're into the anti-Semitic shit

1645
00:58:24,140 --> 00:58:26,060
would be what they would use to describe him.

1646
00:58:26,060 --> 00:58:27,660
Nosferatu?

1647
00:58:27,660 --> 00:58:29,900
Oh, now we got to cancel the whole shit.

1648
00:58:29,900 --> 00:58:30,740
No.

1649
00:58:32,100 --> 00:58:34,380
So, okay.

1650
00:58:34,380 --> 00:58:36,460
So anyway, we meet Knock.

1651
00:58:36,460 --> 00:58:38,660
He has, I said ugliest man ever,

1652
00:58:38,660 --> 00:58:39,820
but I just meant that they just,

1653
00:58:39,820 --> 00:58:42,300
they make him look like not like a real person.

1654
00:58:42,300 --> 00:58:44,100
So it's stupid.

1655
00:58:44,100 --> 00:58:45,500
But anyway, he's reading this paper

1656
00:58:45,500 --> 00:58:47,180
with like ancient symbols on it.

1657
00:58:47,180 --> 00:58:49,300
And he goes, there's this count Orlok.

1658
00:58:49,300 --> 00:58:50,460
He lives in Transylvania.

1659
00:58:50,460 --> 00:58:53,060
He wants to buy a house here in Windsburg.

1660
00:58:53,060 --> 00:58:56,340
I need you to go out there and settle the paperwork.

1661
00:58:56,340 --> 00:58:59,980
And so, Hunter's like, okay, isn't that super far away?

1662
00:58:59,980 --> 00:59:01,540
Like, isn't that gonna take me weeks to get there?

1663
00:59:01,540 --> 00:59:03,300
He's like, yeah, but I need you to do it.

1664
00:59:03,300 --> 00:59:04,300
He's like, okay.

1665
00:59:04,300 --> 00:59:05,140
So,

1666
00:59:07,780 --> 00:59:11,420
oh, he goes, he walks up to his wife

1667
00:59:11,420 --> 00:59:13,340
and this is the exact, I can,

1668
00:59:13,340 --> 00:59:15,580
I literally wrote down what the fucking title card said

1669
00:59:15,580 --> 00:59:17,540
because again, no dialogue.

1670
00:59:17,540 --> 00:59:20,460
This is verbatim because it's a piece of text right now.

1671
00:59:20,460 --> 00:59:23,060
He just says to his wife, I must travel far, far away

1672
00:59:23,060 --> 00:59:24,940
to the land of thieves and phantoms.

1673
00:59:24,940 --> 00:59:25,980
And then he fucks off.

1674
00:59:25,980 --> 00:59:28,260
Just gets on a horse and leaves.

1675
00:59:28,260 --> 00:59:29,900
Someone says there's a werewolf.

1676
00:59:29,900 --> 00:59:31,620
So when he gets to Transylvania,

1677
00:59:31,620 --> 00:59:33,260
he's at the little town outside

1678
00:59:33,260 --> 00:59:35,100
and the village people are like,

1679
00:59:35,100 --> 00:59:37,100
he's like, I'm gonna go see Count Orlok, see ya.

1680
00:59:37,100 --> 00:59:38,780
They're like, no, no, no, you can't, bro.

1681
00:59:38,780 --> 00:59:40,300
There's a werewolf out tonight.

1682
00:59:40,300 --> 00:59:42,020
He's like, okay.

1683
00:59:42,020 --> 00:59:44,340
And then it's 1922.

1684
00:59:44,340 --> 00:59:47,380
No one knows what a hyena's looked like yet, I'm assuming.

1685
00:59:47,380 --> 00:59:49,340
So they just filmed a hyena

1686
00:59:49,340 --> 00:59:52,460
and showed a hyena running around a little bit.

1687
00:59:52,460 --> 00:59:53,300
That's a werewolf.

1688
00:59:53,300 --> 00:59:55,420
They're like, there's a werewolf out tonight.

1689
00:59:55,420 --> 00:59:56,580
He's like, oh shit.

1690
00:59:56,580 --> 01:00:00,580
And then just about four or five minutes of a hyena.

1691
01:00:00,580 --> 01:00:03,100
Just an abused fucking animal, probably.

1692
01:00:03,100 --> 01:00:04,220
It almost seemed wild.

1693
01:00:04,220 --> 01:00:06,260
I think they were just kind of,

1694
01:00:06,260 --> 01:00:07,620
like they're really like,

1695
01:00:07,620 --> 01:00:09,300
just like filming a hyena. Just chasing it.

1696
01:00:09,300 --> 01:00:10,140
Yeah, exactly.

1697
01:00:11,220 --> 01:00:14,300
So I said it's a hyena,

1698
01:00:14,300 --> 01:00:18,420
enough of a trick to tweak 1922 dumbasses.

1699
01:00:18,420 --> 01:00:21,020
Nosferatu lives in caves,

1700
01:00:21,020 --> 01:00:25,580
tombs with an E, T-O-M-B-E-S,

1701
01:00:25,580 --> 01:00:29,420
and coffins which are filled with the cursed dirt

1702
01:00:29,420 --> 01:00:31,340
from the fields of the Black Death.

1703
01:00:31,340 --> 01:00:32,860
I thought that was pretty cool.

1704
01:00:32,860 --> 01:00:35,460
I also thought 1922 is not that far removed

1705
01:00:35,460 --> 01:00:36,740
from the Black Death.

1706
01:00:36,740 --> 01:00:39,860
I feel like there might even be survivors of the plague.

1707
01:00:39,860 --> 01:00:43,420
In 1922, it's funny how history overlaps like that.

1708
01:00:43,420 --> 01:00:45,260
Like how, like there's crazy that we like,

1709
01:00:45,260 --> 01:00:46,500
up until like a few years ago,

1710
01:00:46,500 --> 01:00:49,100
had like civil war survivors, I think, right?

1711
01:00:49,100 --> 01:00:49,940
Maybe a few years ago,

1712
01:00:49,940 --> 01:00:51,140
you know, like 10 years ago.

1713
01:00:51,140 --> 01:00:53,300
The one that always gets me is that the Egyptians

1714
01:00:53,300 --> 01:00:56,100
are as old to the Romans as the Romans are to us.

1715
01:00:57,220 --> 01:00:58,740
Yeah, that's insane.

1716
01:00:58,740 --> 01:01:00,140
Or how about dinosaurs?

1717
01:01:00,140 --> 01:01:03,260
We're closer to T-Rex than like the Stegosaurus

1718
01:01:03,260 --> 01:01:04,220
was to T-Rex.

1719
01:01:05,180 --> 01:01:06,820
Like, if you go to dinosaurs,

1720
01:01:06,820 --> 01:01:09,940
you'd be, because dinosaurs are here for billions of years.

1721
01:01:09,940 --> 01:01:12,820
Like, I don't know if that's the combination exactly.

1722
01:01:12,820 --> 01:01:15,620
You mean at the same time as Jesus, right?

1723
01:01:15,620 --> 01:01:20,620
Mike, let's not make this about religion.

1724
01:01:20,620 --> 01:01:22,300
Mike doesn't care about dinosaurs.

1725
01:01:22,300 --> 01:01:24,260
There weren't any titties back then.

1726
01:01:24,260 --> 01:01:25,180
The earth was what?

1727
01:01:25,180 --> 01:01:26,100
It's a hundred thousand years old.

1728
01:01:26,100 --> 01:01:26,940
Anyway.

1729
01:01:27,940 --> 01:01:29,220
That's like three, 3000.

1730
01:01:29,220 --> 01:01:30,820
So Butter,

1731
01:01:30,820 --> 01:01:34,100
Butter gets to Transylvania, meets a very bundled up, okay.

1732
01:01:34,100 --> 01:01:36,540
So he then gets to the castle

1733
01:01:36,540 --> 01:01:39,180
and he meets a very bundled up,

1734
01:01:39,180 --> 01:01:40,820
we're talking like head wrap

1735
01:01:40,820 --> 01:01:42,620
to make sure that he can't see anything.

1736
01:01:42,620 --> 01:01:45,060
He's got a big old coat on, nasipoo.

1737
01:01:45,060 --> 01:01:47,020
And Nosferatu, he's this like,

1738
01:01:47,020 --> 01:01:49,980
he's just walks like this the whole time,

1739
01:01:49,980 --> 01:01:51,580
super straight up with like a little hunch.

1740
01:01:51,580 --> 01:01:52,900
And he just like,

1741
01:01:52,900 --> 01:01:57,380
he walks exactly like Groot from Despicable Me.

1742
01:01:57,380 --> 01:01:59,500
Like he walks like just a slender Groot.

1743
01:01:59,500 --> 01:02:02,900
If you just stretched Groot out and gave him an ugly face.

1744
01:02:02,900 --> 01:02:06,300
And then end of act one, I was like, oh shit, Axe.

1745
01:02:06,300 --> 01:02:07,580
Interesting.

1746
01:02:07,580 --> 01:02:10,220
So act two is,

1747
01:02:10,220 --> 01:02:14,540
Nosferatu has just the cutest skeleton clock

1748
01:02:14,540 --> 01:02:15,540
you've ever seen.

1749
01:02:15,540 --> 01:02:17,140
I don't even, I don't even get it,

1750
01:02:17,140 --> 01:02:19,460
but it's just this cute little cardboard,

1751
01:02:19,460 --> 01:02:23,140
like skeleton that hits the bell when like the clock rings.

1752
01:02:23,140 --> 01:02:24,060
It's fucking adorable.

1753
01:02:24,060 --> 01:02:25,540
I love it.

1754
01:02:25,540 --> 01:02:29,820
Butter picks up a bread and knife to cut a piece for himself,

1755
01:02:29,820 --> 01:02:32,540
which I felt like was a weird way to do it.

1756
01:02:32,540 --> 01:02:34,380
Why not buy pre-sliced bread?

1757
01:02:34,380 --> 01:02:35,420
And I'll tell you why,

1758
01:02:35,420 --> 01:02:39,820
because pre-sliced bread wasn't invented until 1928.

1759
01:02:39,820 --> 01:02:43,620
It didn't exist at the time of this movie,

1760
01:02:43,620 --> 01:02:45,020
pre-sliced bread.

1761
01:02:45,020 --> 01:02:46,380
He had to bake his own bread.

1762
01:02:46,380 --> 01:02:48,260
He grabs a piece of bread

1763
01:02:48,260 --> 01:02:50,460
and just starts slicing off a piece.

1764
01:02:50,460 --> 01:02:52,180
Like it's a normal thing that you would do.

1765
01:02:52,180 --> 01:02:53,700
Like, let me take the chunk of bread

1766
01:02:53,700 --> 01:02:54,900
that we're all going to share later

1767
01:02:54,900 --> 01:02:56,780
and slice me off a piece.

1768
01:02:56,780 --> 01:02:58,140
That's what they did,

1769
01:02:58,140 --> 01:03:01,060
especially in 1838 when this takes place.

1770
01:03:01,060 --> 01:03:03,220
But even in 1922,

1771
01:03:03,220 --> 01:03:05,340
they couldn't even have an anachorism of,

1772
01:03:05,340 --> 01:03:06,860
here's some sliced bread,

1773
01:03:06,860 --> 01:03:09,900
because they didn't know what it was at the time.

1774
01:03:10,900 --> 01:03:12,140
I just thought that was funny.

1775
01:03:12,140 --> 01:03:14,540
I still slice my own bread, too.

1776
01:03:14,540 --> 01:03:15,620
If you make it, yeah.

1777
01:03:15,620 --> 01:03:16,460
Yeah.

1778
01:03:16,460 --> 01:03:17,300
No, I buy it at the store.

1779
01:03:17,300 --> 01:03:18,620
No, it's not sliced.

1780
01:03:18,620 --> 01:03:20,980
Walmart doesn't, all their bread's not sliced.

1781
01:03:20,980 --> 01:03:23,060
Yeah, the greatest invention since sliced bread,

1782
01:03:23,060 --> 01:03:25,180
I didn't know that was 1928.

1783
01:03:25,180 --> 01:03:27,180
I didn't know it had a date.

1784
01:03:27,180 --> 01:03:28,020
I didn't know people,

1785
01:03:28,020 --> 01:03:29,540
oh man, this is the best invention since sliced bread.

1786
01:03:29,540 --> 01:03:31,180
Are you sure? 1928.

1787
01:03:31,180 --> 01:03:33,060
Did you see how people had to cut their bread

1788
01:03:33,060 --> 01:03:34,980
like fucking animals?

1789
01:03:34,980 --> 01:03:39,380
So he cuts himself,

1790
01:03:39,380 --> 01:03:40,220
because that's what you do

1791
01:03:40,220 --> 01:03:41,740
when you don't have pre-sliced bread.

1792
01:03:41,740 --> 01:03:44,020
And NOSFACE loses his cool.

1793
01:03:44,020 --> 01:03:46,420
And he just kind of like, he's like,

1794
01:03:46,420 --> 01:03:47,980
he kind of like gets on his leg,

1795
01:03:47,980 --> 01:03:49,820
he like sort of gets up on him.

1796
01:03:49,820 --> 01:03:52,020
And so Butter runs into his room.

1797
01:03:52,020 --> 01:03:53,980
He wakes, so he wakes up.

1798
01:03:53,980 --> 01:03:56,220
So he's there, he has like a book.

1799
01:03:56,220 --> 01:03:57,780
He's reading like, oh, this is creepy.

1800
01:03:57,780 --> 01:03:59,140
This is all about vampires and shit.

1801
01:03:59,140 --> 01:03:59,980
He's getting all spooked out.

1802
01:03:59,980 --> 01:04:00,820
He's at his bed.

1803
01:04:00,820 --> 01:04:03,420
And then he like just goes to sleep.

1804
01:04:03,420 --> 01:04:04,820
He wakes up the next day, he looks at the book,

1805
01:04:04,820 --> 01:04:06,820
he goes, ah, fuck it, throws it away.

1806
01:04:06,820 --> 01:04:09,220
He goes, ah, and he just has a beautiful day.

1807
01:04:10,220 --> 01:04:11,060
And then night comes.

1808
01:04:11,060 --> 01:04:11,980
And then night comes.

1809
01:04:11,980 --> 01:04:13,620
And he tries to go over some paperwork

1810
01:04:13,620 --> 01:04:15,980
with the house, with NOSFACE,

1811
01:04:15,980 --> 01:04:19,780
and NOSFACE sees a picture of Butter's wife.

1812
01:04:19,780 --> 01:04:22,300
And he goes, your wife, literally the card,

1813
01:04:22,300 --> 01:04:25,180
your wife has a lovely match, lol.

1814
01:04:25,180 --> 01:04:29,180
And then we get at 31, 35, fuck,

1815
01:04:29,180 --> 01:04:30,820
I don't, I should have had this pulled up.

1816
01:04:30,820 --> 01:04:31,820
Doesn't matter.

1817
01:04:31,820 --> 01:04:35,140
We get actual creepy stuff.

1818
01:04:35,140 --> 01:04:36,780
Like, well, sort of.

1819
01:04:36,780 --> 01:04:39,700
It's nighttime.

1820
01:04:39,700 --> 01:04:42,020
He opens up his door,

1821
01:04:42,020 --> 01:04:44,660
and you just see Nosferatu at the end of the hallway,

1822
01:04:44,660 --> 01:04:46,140
perfectly standing straight,

1823
01:04:46,140 --> 01:04:48,420
staring right at the fucking doorway.

1824
01:04:48,420 --> 01:04:50,260
And he's like, oh, fuck.

1825
01:04:50,260 --> 01:04:52,620
And he like shuts the door, and he's freaking out.

1826
01:04:52,620 --> 01:04:55,220
He goes to his bed, he puts the covers over his head,

1827
01:04:55,220 --> 01:04:57,060
like a fucking dweeb.

1828
01:04:57,060 --> 01:04:59,660
But it was actually creepy, that part.

1829
01:04:59,660 --> 01:05:01,660
Anyway, sorry, I'll go quick.

1830
01:05:01,660 --> 01:05:03,300
He hides under his covers, yeah.

1831
01:05:03,300 --> 01:05:04,580
So many vampire tropes.

1832
01:05:04,580 --> 01:05:06,420
Haven't they done this already?

1833
01:05:06,420 --> 01:05:08,540
Just kidding, because it's 1922.

1834
01:05:08,540 --> 01:05:09,460
It was the first one.

1835
01:05:09,460 --> 01:05:11,300
But like, really, really?

1836
01:05:11,300 --> 01:05:12,140
Sunlight?

1837
01:05:12,140 --> 01:05:17,060
So Nosferatu, I spelled it like the license plate this time

1838
01:05:17,060 --> 01:05:19,220
on my notes, because I am doing it different each time.

1839
01:05:19,220 --> 01:05:21,780
I'm trying to, if you're noticing, playing along at home.

1840
01:05:21,780 --> 01:05:23,140
He finds himself in a coffin,

1841
01:05:23,140 --> 01:05:26,340
and two dudes just wrap it down the river, no questions asked.

1842
01:05:26,340 --> 01:05:28,780
Even says the dudes in the raft didn't know what it was,

1843
01:05:28,780 --> 01:05:30,540
but they knew their job was to take it downstream,

1844
01:05:30,540 --> 01:05:33,700
and just two guys, coffin, he's in the coffin.

1845
01:05:33,700 --> 01:05:36,220
But he's walked, I feel like he walks around

1846
01:05:36,220 --> 01:05:37,060
in sunlight a lot,

1847
01:05:37,060 --> 01:05:39,060
but I also feel like they couldn't film at night.

1848
01:05:39,060 --> 01:05:40,860
So just everything, you just gotta assume,

1849
01:05:40,860 --> 01:05:43,020
oh, he's probably, if he's outside, it's at night,

1850
01:05:43,020 --> 01:05:44,580
even though it's daytime.

1851
01:05:44,580 --> 01:05:45,820
Even though it looks way bright.

1852
01:05:45,820 --> 01:05:47,500
Because there's one point where he,

1853
01:05:47,500 --> 01:05:50,940
I mean, like a fucking archie, like, what's that?

1854
01:05:51,860 --> 01:05:54,020
Da da da da da da da da da da da.

1855
01:05:54,020 --> 01:05:55,500
Whatever that is, Benny Hill.

1856
01:05:55,500 --> 01:05:58,620
There's a Benny Hill moment where it's him with his coffin,

1857
01:05:58,620 --> 01:06:00,220
and he's just running around town

1858
01:06:00,220 --> 01:06:01,660
looking for the house that he bought.

1859
01:06:01,660 --> 01:06:03,380
And it's just, I mean, we're talking,

1860
01:06:03,380 --> 01:06:06,420
at seven times speed, took about two minutes to get through

1861
01:06:06,420 --> 01:06:07,380
for him to find his house.

1862
01:06:07,380 --> 01:06:09,140
It was ridiculous.

1863
01:06:09,140 --> 01:06:14,140
So we get a, the real estate agent becomes a thresh

1864
01:06:16,940 --> 01:06:18,140
of the vampire, sort of.

1865
01:06:18,140 --> 01:06:20,620
Like he becomes his willing slave, starts eating bugs,

1866
01:06:20,620 --> 01:06:23,220
which I guess is the first sort of depiction of this,

1867
01:06:23,220 --> 01:06:24,460
which is kind of cool.

1868
01:06:24,460 --> 01:06:29,380
Butter is now heading home from Transylvania to stop Nos,

1869
01:06:29,380 --> 01:06:30,980
I put like the rapper this time.

1870
01:06:32,220 --> 01:06:33,780
And then act four.

1871
01:06:34,660 --> 01:06:36,300
Oh, that was act three, that whole eating bugs,

1872
01:06:36,300 --> 01:06:37,140
and now he's on his way home.

1873
01:06:37,140 --> 01:06:40,740
Act four, Furatu, just thought that was fun,

1874
01:06:40,740 --> 01:06:43,100
if he was a dead furry, is coming.

1875
01:06:43,100 --> 01:06:44,940
He just runs around with a coffin.

1876
01:06:44,940 --> 01:06:46,820
Yeah, I did write that, I'll show you guys after.

1877
01:06:46,820 --> 01:06:48,780
He has rats with him, and everyone's freaked out

1878
01:06:48,780 --> 01:06:49,700
because there could be plague,

1879
01:06:49,700 --> 01:06:51,780
because this is shortly after the plague.

1880
01:06:51,780 --> 01:06:55,340
And then he reads a book, and at some point it says

1881
01:06:55,340 --> 01:06:59,660
the first crowing of the cock is when Nos Furatu will die.

1882
01:06:59,660 --> 01:07:02,100
So once the cock starts crowing, he'll die,

1883
01:07:02,100 --> 01:07:04,380
which means mourning, but I wrote it down

1884
01:07:04,380 --> 01:07:05,420
because it said cock.

1885
01:07:05,420 --> 01:07:10,420
And then Nos creeps, creeps on, oh.

1886
01:07:10,420 --> 01:07:12,420
He's like going, Dan, watch it, says cock.

1887
01:07:14,420 --> 01:07:16,980
So he's across the street because he bought the house

1888
01:07:16,980 --> 01:07:20,060
across from Hunter, and he watches Hunter's wife

1889
01:07:20,060 --> 01:07:21,580
from the window, super creepy,

1890
01:07:21,580 --> 01:07:23,380
that's another like gets you moment.

1891
01:07:24,580 --> 01:07:27,300
And I thought it was, oh, and then he gets into her house,

1892
01:07:27,300 --> 01:07:30,540
and you get the very infamous, this is what it's like

1893
01:07:30,540 --> 01:07:35,220
most known for probably, is this shadow thing.

1894
01:07:35,220 --> 01:07:39,740
So they perfectly get a creepy, cool shadow against the wall

1895
01:07:39,740 --> 01:07:42,420
and his arm moving and stuff, like it looks awesome,

1896
01:07:42,420 --> 01:07:44,700
especially considering the time.

1897
01:07:44,700 --> 01:07:47,860
It was next level fucking dope.

1898
01:07:47,860 --> 01:07:50,460
I put that was awesome, that gave it a whole extra point up

1899
01:07:50,460 --> 01:07:53,540
because this was probably gonna be pretty low otherwise.

1900
01:07:53,540 --> 01:07:57,860
But the cock crows, and the sun kills him,

1901
01:07:57,860 --> 01:07:59,820
he just poofs into some flames.

1902
01:07:59,820 --> 01:08:02,140
And then, oh, his name is Hunter,

1903
01:08:02,140 --> 01:08:04,900
because there was a slightly different text at the end

1904
01:08:04,900 --> 01:08:06,420
that had his name in it,

1905
01:08:06,420 --> 01:08:09,180
not that cursive bullshit they were using.

1906
01:08:09,180 --> 01:08:10,660
I mean, every note is butter, and I put,

1907
01:08:10,660 --> 01:08:11,660
oh, his name is Hunter.

1908
01:08:11,660 --> 01:08:15,060
So I gave it two out of five crowing cocks.

1909
01:08:16,420 --> 01:08:19,740
It's unauthorized, it lost in court, ordered to be destroyed,

1910
01:08:19,740 --> 01:08:22,700
might be anti-Semitic, which if it is,

1911
01:08:22,700 --> 01:08:24,060
one out of five cocks.

1912
01:08:25,300 --> 01:08:27,300
Oh, and then I watched, the second thing I watched

1913
01:08:27,300 --> 01:08:31,340
was Bad Bunny's music video, Battisano,

1914
01:08:31,340 --> 01:08:33,900
in which he does an homage to Nosferatu

1915
01:08:33,900 --> 01:08:35,580
and dresses up like the vampire,

1916
01:08:35,580 --> 01:08:38,220
although he takes some very big swings.

1917
01:08:38,220 --> 01:08:40,060
It's not a direct adaptation.

1918
01:08:40,060 --> 01:08:43,580
First off, he's awoken by a scientist Frankenstein style.

1919
01:08:44,540 --> 01:08:48,340
He does look awesome as Nosferatu.

1920
01:08:48,340 --> 01:08:50,380
When you said Bad Bunny, I thought you were like,

1921
01:08:50,380 --> 01:08:52,180
that bitch that was on Dr. Phil,

1922
01:08:52,180 --> 01:08:53,860
like, catch me outside, how about that?

1923
01:08:53,860 --> 01:08:57,700
No, talking about the Hispanic rapper,

1924
01:08:57,700 --> 01:09:01,060
who also was in the Bullet Train movie.

1925
01:09:01,060 --> 01:09:03,220
So, cool shadows, they did a cool shadow trick

1926
01:09:03,220 --> 01:09:04,460
as an homage to this.

1927
01:09:04,460 --> 01:09:06,180
The song actually kind of bumps,

1928
01:09:06,180 --> 01:09:08,140
and then you see zombies, you see puppets,

1929
01:09:08,140 --> 01:09:10,020
and then you see Jesus, I'm like, wait, what?

1930
01:09:10,020 --> 01:09:12,460
And then you see, oh, what it's showing,

1931
01:09:12,460 --> 01:09:13,740
it had a message in the end of this,

1932
01:09:13,740 --> 01:09:16,540
but it shows a young Bad Bunny

1933
01:09:16,540 --> 01:09:18,500
sitting on the couch with his father,

1934
01:09:18,500 --> 01:09:21,180
and his father, you got a picture of Jesus on the wall,

1935
01:09:21,180 --> 01:09:23,940
but he's showing him slasher movies like Psycho

1936
01:09:23,940 --> 01:09:25,860
and like Elf and Hitchcock stuff,

1937
01:09:25,860 --> 01:09:28,100
and they're enjoying it, they're laughing and all the fuck,

1938
01:09:28,100 --> 01:09:29,660
you know, like, this is cool, whatever.

1939
01:09:29,660 --> 01:09:32,380
And then it accidentally clips to two girls kissing

1940
01:09:32,380 --> 01:09:36,260
or two boys kissing, and the father covers his eyes

1941
01:09:36,260 --> 01:09:38,220
and like violently changes the channel.

1942
01:09:38,220 --> 01:09:39,540
So he was making a message, it was like,

1943
01:09:39,540 --> 01:09:40,660
oh, so you're gonna only watch people

1944
01:09:40,660 --> 01:09:42,140
get fucking murdered all day long,

1945
01:09:42,140 --> 01:09:45,380
but two people kissing is like, whatever.

1946
01:09:45,380 --> 01:09:47,380
And then at the very end, there's, oh,

1947
01:09:47,380 --> 01:09:49,940
and then at one point, at one point,

1948
01:09:49,940 --> 01:09:52,740
there's like a, like, faces are going by,

1949
01:09:52,740 --> 01:09:55,060
and I was like, oh, is that Steve Buscemi?

1950
01:09:55,060 --> 01:09:58,340
Like, there's a weird white guy's face

1951
01:09:58,340 --> 01:10:02,420
that just sort of like a translucent image behind him

1952
01:10:02,420 --> 01:10:04,540
for about two seconds.

1953
01:10:04,540 --> 01:10:06,580
And I was like, but then there was also a chick

1954
01:10:06,580 --> 01:10:07,900
and like some other ones, so I was like,

1955
01:10:07,900 --> 01:10:10,500
that looked like Steve Buscemi, but that's so weird.

1956
01:10:11,700 --> 01:10:13,940
And then it goes to an English guy at the end,

1957
01:10:13,940 --> 01:10:16,540
like a scientist and a priest guy,

1958
01:10:16,540 --> 01:10:18,380
and he like talks to him in English.

1959
01:10:18,380 --> 01:10:21,380
And then it ends, and it says, directed by who?

1960
01:10:21,380 --> 01:10:23,020
Starring Steve Buscemi.

1961
01:10:23,940 --> 01:10:26,420
In the credits, starring two seconds

1962
01:10:26,420 --> 01:10:29,180
of a half-faded image of his face.

1963
01:10:29,180 --> 01:10:30,420
And I was like, was that Steve Buscemi?

1964
01:10:30,420 --> 01:10:32,780
So quick, and it's like starring Steve Buscemi.

1965
01:10:32,780 --> 01:10:33,700
Loved it.

1966
01:10:33,700 --> 01:10:38,700
So I give, I give his, he gets five out of five cocks.

1967
01:10:40,180 --> 01:10:42,700
So five out of five cocks, no,

1968
01:10:42,700 --> 01:10:45,500
five out of five boys kissing with their cocks.

1969
01:10:45,500 --> 01:10:46,380
Did I miss something?

1970
01:10:46,380 --> 01:10:47,860
Cock? Why is cock the rating?

1971
01:10:47,860 --> 01:10:49,540
Throwing cocks, you weren't paying attention.

1972
01:10:49,540 --> 01:10:51,140
It's fine, it's a long episode.

1973
01:10:51,140 --> 01:10:54,780
Ladies and gentlemen, this has been classic, classic horror.

1974
01:10:54,780 --> 01:10:59,780
We've covered it from the earliest to the early,

1975
01:10:59,860 --> 01:11:03,020
the closest you can get to the 70s, you can.

1976
01:11:03,020 --> 01:11:05,660
Black and whites across the board?

1977
01:11:05,660 --> 01:11:07,340
Across the board, I think.

1978
01:11:07,340 --> 01:11:08,540
Black and white, black and white.

1979
01:11:08,540 --> 01:11:10,060
Black and white. Birds was color.

1980
01:11:10,060 --> 01:11:10,900
Birds was color.

1981
01:11:10,900 --> 01:11:13,260
Oh, birds was color, so fuck you, Austin.

1982
01:11:14,180 --> 01:11:17,620
This has been 70 Nights of Halloween

1983
01:11:17,620 --> 01:11:18,900
with Fried Rice Podcast.

1984
01:11:18,900 --> 01:11:20,660
I'm always gonna do the vampire voice now

1985
01:11:20,660 --> 01:11:21,500
because I love it.

1986
01:11:21,500 --> 01:11:22,660
You're not gonna do the old-timey one, eh?

1987
01:11:22,660 --> 01:11:25,020
Oh, yeah, fine, old-timey vampire.

1988
01:11:25,020 --> 01:11:27,340
I'm an old-timey vampire, hey.

1989
01:11:27,340 --> 01:11:28,820
You gotta combine them now, yeah.

1990
01:11:28,820 --> 01:11:33,180
With me as always is Austin, I want the blood, his blood.

1991
01:11:33,180 --> 01:11:34,020
Pharaoh.

1992
01:11:35,820 --> 01:11:37,100
Oh yeah, me, sorry.

1993
01:11:38,100 --> 01:11:42,220
It's Michael, he's got a meh nickname, meh, Larsen.

1994
01:11:42,220 --> 01:11:43,780
Not on these.

1995
01:11:43,780 --> 01:11:45,780
And we got Brennan.

1996
01:11:45,780 --> 01:11:48,580
Meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh,

1997
01:11:48,580 --> 01:11:51,500
meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh,

1998
01:11:51,500 --> 01:11:53,980
meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh.

1999
01:11:53,980 --> 01:11:55,540
I'm also still not here, Andy.

2000
01:11:57,260 --> 01:11:59,740
Pigment of my imagination from months ago.

2001
01:12:00,740 --> 01:12:03,660
And I've been your host, Mandy Brite.

2002
01:12:03,660 --> 01:12:04,820
Oh God, I can't do fucking.

2003
01:12:04,820 --> 01:12:05,660
Mandy Rice?

2004
01:12:05,660 --> 01:12:06,500
No, I know.

2005
01:12:06,500 --> 01:12:08,260
Throw zombie in there too?

2006
01:12:08,260 --> 01:12:11,460
I did, I went zombie, old-timey,

2007
01:12:11,460 --> 01:12:13,180
it was almost as good as Groot earlier.

2008
01:12:13,180 --> 01:12:16,140
You said Groot earlier for Gru.

2009
01:12:18,140 --> 01:12:18,980
Yes, you did.

2010
01:12:18,980 --> 01:12:19,820
I was thinking, I was thinking.

2011
01:12:19,820 --> 01:12:21,580
I'm like, no, I'm just gonna let it stand.

2012
01:12:21,580 --> 01:12:23,140
I thought you said Groot too.

2013
01:12:23,140 --> 01:12:24,380
I was like, Jewish Groot?

2014
01:12:24,380 --> 01:12:25,220
You said Groot.

2015
01:12:25,220 --> 01:12:28,860
And I was like, walking like Groot, and I'm like, what?

2016
01:12:28,860 --> 01:12:30,940
Wait a minute, what, when?

2017
01:12:30,940 --> 01:12:33,140
When you're describing how it knows Grot too.

2018
01:12:34,780 --> 01:12:36,140
Groot, like Groot.

2019
01:12:36,140 --> 01:12:36,980
Groot.

2020
01:12:36,980 --> 01:12:38,380
Who's from Despicable Me?

2021
01:12:38,380 --> 01:12:39,500
Groot.

2022
01:12:39,500 --> 01:12:40,340
Groot.

2023
01:12:40,340 --> 01:12:41,180
Oh, then I don't know.

2024
01:12:41,180 --> 01:12:42,100
Groot is a tree.

2025
01:12:42,100 --> 01:12:43,940
Oh, yeah, all right.

2026
01:12:43,940 --> 01:12:45,980
My bad, I thought there were two Groots.

2027
01:12:45,980 --> 01:12:50,660
Okay, my bad.

2028
01:12:50,660 --> 01:12:52,020
I don't watch Despicable Me.

2029
01:12:52,020 --> 01:12:54,100
I think the minions are annoying.

2030
01:12:54,100 --> 01:12:55,740
I'm in the camp of not a minion fan.

2031
01:12:55,740 --> 01:12:57,980
You gave me such a fucked up image in my head too,

2032
01:12:57,980 --> 01:12:58,820
Jewish Groot.

2033
01:12:58,820 --> 01:13:01,300
Walking like Groot, I'm like, what does that mean?

2034
01:13:01,300 --> 01:13:03,460
I was trying to figure it out at first.

2035
01:13:03,460 --> 01:13:05,980
And then you said at the end, from Despicable Me,

2036
01:13:05,980 --> 01:13:06,820
I'm like, what?

2037
01:13:06,820 --> 01:13:10,020
What's good is I can edit out all this bullshit

2038
01:13:10,020 --> 01:13:10,940
where you guys are calling me out

2039
01:13:10,940 --> 01:13:12,780
because I had already said my name.

2040
01:13:12,780 --> 01:13:14,900
So, yeah, this is Fried Rice Podcast.

2041
01:13:14,900 --> 01:13:16,500
We've been fried, we've been right.

2042
01:13:16,500 --> 01:13:17,340
Right, right.

2043
01:13:18,340 --> 01:13:20,060
We've been Rice, we've been podcast.

2044
01:13:20,060 --> 01:13:20,900
Good night.

2045
01:13:20,900 --> 01:13:21,740
We've been incorrect.

2046
01:13:21,740 --> 01:13:22,580
I don't know, we've been incorrect.

2047
01:13:22,580 --> 01:13:23,420
Fuck this.

2048
01:13:23,420 --> 01:13:24,500
It's been Andy in his living room by himself.

2049
01:13:24,500 --> 01:13:25,340
Yeah, there it is.

2050
01:13:25,340 --> 01:13:51,880
How to Humanize Using Beavis

2051
01:14:21,880 --> 01:14:23,940
you