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And welcome, bitch, to another episode of 17 Nights of Halloween.

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Bitch, it's Fried Rice Podcast, bitch.

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Just because he's a bitch a lot.

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And this is the Nightmare on Elm Street episode, bitch.

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With me, as always, is Austin.

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He's a bitch.

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Pharrell.

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Check me out on Shutter.

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Michael, he's an old bitch.

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Larson.

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Hey, everybody.

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And Brennan.

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One, two, Brennan's coming for you.

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Three, four, shut the door.

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Five, six, gonna...

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Pick up sticks.

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Seven, eight.

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I don't know the rest.

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Edible, he ate.

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Bitch, simply.

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It's never been more fitting, but please wake up, Andy.

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God damn it, Brennan.

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Yeah, one day I'm gonna wake up, everybody, and your whole universe disappears because

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I'm holding it together up here, right?

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So just know that if Brennan succeeds, he kills us all.

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And Singularity will be playing on your monitor on your screen.

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Oh, my God.

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Yeah.

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We'll get into it.

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Which one was the actual Nightmare this week?

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Yeah, that was years ago.

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Sorry, months ago.

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A month ago.

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A month ago.

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It's still stuck with us.

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I can't believe I almost shot you, Mike.

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So welcome, everybody, to the Nightmare on Elm Street episode, where we all had the opportunity

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to choose a Nightmare on Elm Street something, probably a movie, because I know that the

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show that they proposed didn't really take off.

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There was a show that was called Nightmare on Elm Street, like, New Nightmares or something.

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Not New Nightmares.

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There was one season, I guess.

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Yeah, apparently they did like, it was a prank show or whatever where they would scare people.

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Like I think that's what it was.

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That's what I saw online.

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But whatever, I didn't watch that.

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So all right.

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You mean you didn't watch all of them?

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No, I didn't have time this week.

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And honestly, as far as the Nightmare series goes, they're so similar.

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They're all similar, yeah.

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They very much are.

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So let's get into it.

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I'll ask, okay, I'm going to do things a little bit differently this time.

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Who watched the first Nightmare?

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No one.

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Okay.

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Who watched Nightmare on Elm Street 2?

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Well, thank God, because that is like the worst.

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Who watched Nightmare on Elm Street 3 Dream Warriors?

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So did the three of us.

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Oh, shit.

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I looked up what's the best one and there was the first one and then that one.

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That's great.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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So, and Brendan, instead of us going through the list, why don't you just tell us what

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you watched?

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I watched Wes Craven's New Nightmare.

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New Nightmare.

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So we have one for New Nightmare.

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Let's do that one first and then we will...

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The three of us combined, yeah.

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Yeah.

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Because I think, well, I think that yours also contains the same actress as mine, the

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character of Nancy.

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Her name's Heather, Heather something.

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Yeah, but she's not Nancy in yours.

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Not Nancy in mine.

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She plays as...

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She's Heather in hers.

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So mine takes place after I think five or six when Freddy dies.

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Is it the same actress though?

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Is Heather allowed in your camp or whatever?

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Same actress.

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So it's by Heather instead of Nancy.

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So it's basically, it's set in reality after the last Freddy movie was filmed and Freddy

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died and then they're just kind of going about their lives, living their lives.

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Nancy has a husband and a kid.

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Her husband was one of the visual effects artists, not visual effects.

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So the actress who played...

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Yes.

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Who played...

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Her name's Heather in this.

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It's going to be confusing.

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That's her actual name though.

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Because here's, let's just, we're just going to do a spoiler for ours real quick.

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Our Nancy, the Nancy from Nightmare One dies in Nightmare Three.

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They have a funeral for her at the end.

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But she comes back in later ones.

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She comes back?

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Nancy comes back?

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Nancy comes back.

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Because I know what you're saying is the new Nightmare is...

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I don't know if it's a different Nancy.

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Is it meta, this new one?

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This is very meta, extremely meta.

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That's confusing.

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It's super confusing.

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My wife was watching it and she's like, what's going on?

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Especially since her actual name is Heather.

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Her actor's name is also Heather.

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That makes it even more...

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Because then you said Nancy has a husband and kids.

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I'm like, no.

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No.

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Robert, Robert Englund is Robert Englund.

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Wes Craven's in it.

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Like all of the, all the actors are in it and they're playing themselves, but not really

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themselves.

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And so like, Freddie died in five or six, whichever one it was that he dies.

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And then, so they're kind of just going on about their life.

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And he dies in three.

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He dies in every one.

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He dies in all of them.

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He dies in all of them.

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But the final one, he finally dies.

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For real this time.

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For real this time.

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And after that, they kind of just like go on about their life, whatever.

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They have an earthquake one day and like Heather has a dream.

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And then Nancy, I'll just call her Nancy to save the confusion for you guys.

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That doesn't.

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Doesn't help at all.

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It makes it more confusing.

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Okay, then I'll call her Heather.

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I guess.

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We have to.

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So she starts having these dreams about Freddie coming back and stuff.

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And she's kind of like, what the hell?

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And like come to find out her husband's been working with Wes Craven.

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He's writing a new, a new Freddie movie.

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And basically as he's writing the movie, the husband goes to work and then she gets a call

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from them, from, from Robert who's wanting her to work on the movie.

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It's like, are we going to work on the new movie that he's working on?

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And she's like, no, I'm not.

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We were done with that.

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I have a kid now.

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I don't want to be in horror movies anymore.

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I'm done.

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And it starts to progress and she starts having these more and more nightmares.

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Her son starts having the nightmares and starts sleepwalking and just doing kind of creepy

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stuff and like sleepwalking is like one, two, Freddie's coming for you.

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It's getting progressively worse and worse.

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He's, he's sleepwalking.

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I feel like she's, she's the actress who played Nancy in one and three and maybe more.

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But would it really be that surprising for her child who's probably seen her movies to

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be sleepwalking and singing the song that like is probably a very, people probably sing

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that to her on the streets.

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Like when they're walking, like when they're at, when they're at the dog park, people walk

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up, Oh my God, one, two, Freddie's coming for you.

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How are you Nancy?

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You know, like all that, right?

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So I don't know that's okay, but continue.

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Yeah.

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So the nightmares start getting worse and worse.

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And then like, you know, the sun gets scratches or something like that.

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And like the husband is off working in Palm Springs on a movie set for the weekend or

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whatever.

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And her son has like a crazy nightmare, wakes up screaming and crying and she calls the

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husband like, you need to come home.

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Like, and it's like the middle of the day and he's like, okay, I'll be there in like

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four hours.

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And so he hits the road, kind of starts driving, skips forward like a few hours later and he's

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doing the like nodding out while driving thing.

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And then you see Freddie's arm kind of come up from under his seat and kind of just poke

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his pants for a second and go back down.

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He just kind of like, okay, whatever.

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And then the next second he just falls asleep and then it reaches up, stabs him in the chest

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and you know, cuts him up and he crashes the car and she wakes up.

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It's a dream that she was having.

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And then her, her son's downstairs watching one of her movies, I think probably three

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watching three and he's just standing there and one, two, Freddie's coming for you and

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he's sleepwalking.

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And she like wakes him up and he screams at her.

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And then there's a doorbell ring and it's the cops.

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Your husband's dead.

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She's like, what?

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So she goes to the board, see the body.

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She looks at the body, the face, and then she sees hint of scratches and she's like,

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wait, I want to see that again.

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Like I want to see lower.

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And like they pull it back and see the claws down the chest and the guy's like, yeah, it's

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a really bad accident.

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That's why we don't lift past the face.

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Like it's why we just show you the face.

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And so then she goes home and like they're basically freaking out and she's calling everybody.

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She calls the actor who plays Freddie, Robert.

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How does that conversation go?

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Well she's talking to him on the phone and she's like, I don't know what's going on.

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Like I'm having these dreams about Freddie and this and that.

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And he's like, dreams about Freddie?

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And he's like in a room painting.

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He's like, hold on.

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And he's just like aggressively painting.

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And then she's like, I got to take care of something.

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I'll talk to you later.

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And then I'll see you tomorrow or whatever.

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Hangs up and then it shows this painting and it's like all these little faces and it's

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Freddie.

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It's like a pretty cool drawing of Freddie, like just attacking faces and stuff.

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And it's just silly.

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And then she goes and talks to Wes Craven and he's like, you know, he's like I dream

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every night and I read a little bit of the movie.

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He's like, Freddie was an entity who we contained in these movies for 10 years and now he wants

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into our reality.

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And he's like, I don't know where the movie is going.

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And so it's silly.

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It's really silly.

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So wished him into reality.

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So Wes Craven is saying that Freddie this whole time has been in his dreams.

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He's contained him in a series of movies.

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He has to do it every so often.

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He Freddie at Bay.

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Yes.

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And it's been what, too long?

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And now they.

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Well, now, yeah, now he's trying to make it to their reality.

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But there's one thing keeping him out.

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It's her son.

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No, it's her.

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Oh, she's the gatekeeper.

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And he's like, like, so you have to defeat him.

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She's like, how do I do that?

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He defeated him before.

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Movie.

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Yeah.

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Write me a script, Wes.

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What's going on?

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And he's like, well, it's kind of writing every night.

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And then you see like on the screen, the script is up and it's the conversation they just

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had and it's fate to black and it fades.

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So it's it's it's silly.

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I mean, it's all breaking.

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Oh, it's great.

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I love it.

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I love it.

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But it's it's so corny and cheesy.

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It's you know, it's Nightmare on Elm Street.

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Does Wes Craven at any point fight Freddie?

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No, that's pretty much it.

260
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You see him at her husband's funeral and then there is that's it.

261
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It's like, I can't have been great.

262
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The actress who plays, he should have fought a skeleton.

263
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Yeah.

264
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Oh, yeah.

265
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Well, there's a skeleton fight in ours.

266
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And that was real life.

267
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Jason and the Argonauts style.

268
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Yeah, it was.

269
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It was pretty cool.

270
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I like this melted this new Freddie fucking melted melted cheese face.

271
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Yeah.

272
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Yeah.

273
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Because his face is all weird and crazy.

274
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And it's it's I mean, it's cool.

275
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Like when he comes to reality, he looked different than he did in like the older movies and his

276
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face was kind of more fucked up and more like more creepy.

277
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Maybe it's just because they make him over the years.

278
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Yeah.

279
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Does Freddie say bitch in the movie?

280
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Oh, I have a lot.

281
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I'm sure he does at some point.

282
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But it's it's funny because like her son, it's the same kid from he was in Mercury Rising

283
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and then he was in Pet Sematary.

284
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Like he's been in a lot.

285
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OK.

286
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There's a lot.

287
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Yeah.

288
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So, yeah, this is this him in real life?

289
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Yeah.

290
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Nobody in real life but a dream like they can only only they can see him at that point.

291
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Nobody likes the green hat.

292
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I don't know why they went with that.

293
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Yeah.

294
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Is the green hat a new thing?

295
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Yeah.

296
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And that people don't like it.

297
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Oh, it does look kind of stupid.

298
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Does the sweater.

299
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What did you have a happy for?

300
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Has he had a hat?

301
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Has he had a hat this whole time?

302
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I thought it was a black fedora.

303
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I had a hat at one point in our movie.

304
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It was black.

305
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Yeah.

306
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It looks similar.

307
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A fedora.

308
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He had a fedora in our movie.

309
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The green doesn't really work.

310
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You know, this this hat.

311
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We like the hat.

312
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We like the iconic.

313
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Let's update.

314
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Let's make it baby shit green.

315
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Yeah.

316
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It just he looks like the Riddler a little bit like a Riddler.

317
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Looks more like a like a comic book villain.

318
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Yeah.

319
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He's like, what are you doing?

320
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I'm a Riddler.

321
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He was a burn victim.

322
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Yeah.

323
00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:35,280
Batman 66.

324
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So, OK.

325
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He looks like his face made out of Eddie from the Iron Maiden covers.

326
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That's what he looks like.

327
00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:43,760
That's what his face looks like.

328
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I don't know what that means, but I like the imagery that you used to say it.

329
00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:51,440
I don't know what Iron Maiden Eddie is.

330
00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:52,440
Yeah.

331
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The guy that's on the cover of every Iron Maiden album.

332
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Yeah.

333
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Specifically, the the futuristic one.

334
00:12:57,160 --> 00:13:02,160
Really like a late like just the way his skin made it research time.

335
00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:03,160
Yeah.

336
00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:04,160
Eddie.

337
00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:05,160
Oh, look at the album cover.

338
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I'm sure it's all pop up.

339
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Is that him?

340
00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:09,600
Oh, yeah.

341
00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:10,600
He's a he's a skeleton dude.

342
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Yeah.

343
00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:12,600
I love that one.

344
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But the fuck I forgot which album it was.

345
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Oh, right there.

346
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Somewhere in time.

347
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Where?

348
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Bottom right.

349
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Right there.

350
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:20,800
Yeah, that one.

351
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You're a big maiden guy.

352
00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:22,800
Yeah.

353
00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:23,800
All right.

354
00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:24,800
You cannot get a fucking bigger.

355
00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:29,800
You clicked on eight different ways to literally.

356
00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:30,800
There we go.

357
00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:31,800
Yeah.

358
00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:32,800
Oh, yeah.

359
00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:33,800
Oh, yeah.

360
00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:34,800
All right.

361
00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,920
Now that you've now that I understand the reference you just made.

362
00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:37,920
My references are deep.

363
00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:38,920
Fuck is cut.

364
00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:46,800
Listen to the singularity episode for a deep cut from Austin song that's in there.

365
00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:53,480
Maybe you've been a few other cuts on Mike's face for choosing that fucking movie.

366
00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:54,720
That's the worst nightmare of all.

367
00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:58,040
But OK, so he comes into so it does.

368
00:13:58,040 --> 00:13:59,040
OK, continue.

369
00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:00,480
So he's starting to come into reality.

370
00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:03,560
Like, basically, he's kind of coming after her son mostly.

371
00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:10,120
And it's kind of cute because he's like he's got like a little stuffed animal like dinosaur

372
00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:11,120
T. Rex.

373
00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:14,000
And he like puts them underneath his covers the foot of his bed.

374
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,400
And he's like, he's what keeps the bad man down there.

375
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:18,360
Like mom's like, OK.

376
00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:19,760
Like, she's like, whatever.

377
00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:20,760
Like, no big deal.

378
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,640
And then as it goes on, she's like, oh, OK.

379
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Like, he needs this dinosaur.

380
00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:29,200
And like he like he has kind of a mental episodes.

381
00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:31,040
They put him in the mental hospital.

382
00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:33,600
And she leaves her kid there and goes home.

383
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:36,700
And then she has a nightmare that Freddy's coming after her son.

384
00:14:36,700 --> 00:14:39,600
And then she goes to the hospital like back to the hospital.

385
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:42,160
And he's like had an episode during the night.

386
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And they've kind of sedated him and put him in a room with oxygen.

387
00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:50,760
So she goes in there with him and like falls asleep, has another nightmare and wakes up

388
00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:51,760
and he's gone.

389
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:52,760
And she's freaking out.

390
00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:55,160
And then they're like, well, like you're going crazy.

391
00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:56,160
Like what?

392
00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:58,600
Like your son's just like he's not sleeping.

393
00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:00,000
And like neither are you.

394
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,000
Like what are you?

395
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,000
You're keeping him awake.

396
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:06,920
Like and then now they're like calling CPS and like doing all this other shit.

397
00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:12,200
Meanwhile in the other room, her son's in there now with the babysitter and like nurses

398
00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:16,800
and like the nurses are like going to sedate him, give him some medicine to sleep, give

399
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:17,800
him a shot.

400
00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:18,800
And he starts falling asleep.

401
00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:23,160
Like the babysitter punches the nurses, kicks them out, locks the door and is like fighting

402
00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:24,760
to keep him awake.

403
00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:30,000
And then he kind of like half goes asleep and then is like sleep awake, sleep, you know.

404
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:33,120
And then Freddie appears in reality.

405
00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:35,920
He could see him with the babysitter can't at first.

406
00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:36,920
He's right behind her.

407
00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:41,520
He stabs the babysitter in the back and then she could see him after she got stabbed.

408
00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:43,400
And then he's kind of pulling her up on the roof.

409
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,920
Yeah, like up on the roof, up to the top.

410
00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:50,000
And the kids just like, ah, like it's just kind of, it was kind of just silly, but you

411
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,000
know.

412
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,480
And then so she dies.

413
00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:57,320
And then the mom comes in and like after all that in the, all the chaos, the kid somehow

414
00:15:57,320 --> 00:16:04,000
makes it out and he's like, you know, the house is just across the freeway.

415
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,000
It's where the home is.

416
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,000
He's like, I got to get to my dinosaur.

417
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,000
He's got to keep me safe.

418
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,000
I feel like it's Rex or something.

419
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:11,640
I don't know what the dinosaur's name was.

420
00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:13,840
So like she sees her son.

421
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:18,480
He's like going up the embankment, go over the freeway, cross the freeway to get to their

422
00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:20,920
house and she's like, ah, I was like freaking out.

423
00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:23,760
And somehow this kid froggers across the freeway.

424
00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:24,760
No problem.

425
00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:28,960
And then at some point a giant Freddy claw comes and scoops him up by like his overalls

426
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:32,440
or whatever and like holds him in the air and like no one really thinks anything of

427
00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:33,680
a floating kid, I guess.

428
00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:36,200
I don't over the freeway over on the top of the freeway.

429
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:37,200
Yeah.

430
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,320
It's, it's, it's weird.

431
00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:40,560
He's coming into reality in a weird way.

432
00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:41,560
Yeah.

433
00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:42,560
Yeah.

434
00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:43,560
With a green hat.

435
00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:44,560
No one likes, no one likes.

436
00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:50,520
It's all different dangling kids, Michael Jackson style over passes.

437
00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:55,480
And then finally they somehow both safely cross the freeway and get home.

438
00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:59,920
And then the kid gets home first and then she kind of comes in later and she's like

439
00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:00,920
looking for him.

440
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,000
She goes to his room.

441
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,320
She finds this dinosaur tore up, which is like, oh no.

442
00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:10,800
And like he's left like a trail of breadcrumbs, but it was a sleeping pills and like leading

443
00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:11,800
to the bed.

444
00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:14,680
And she's like, oh, you want me to go with you in your dreams.

445
00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:17,200
And she starts like just swallowing sleeping pills.

446
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:20,440
And I'm just like the mom, the mom starts taking, taking you to the bed.

447
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:23,120
And she's like, I'm going to go with you in sleep with Nancy or Nancy Heather.

448
00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:24,120
Nancy Heather.

449
00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:25,120
Nancy.

450
00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:26,120
Yeah.

451
00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:29,520
And well, at this point she called one of the actors, the actor who played her dad and

452
00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:31,760
she's calling him John.

453
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:33,840
And she, he's calling and he's calling her Nancy.

454
00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:35,240
And she's like, why are you calling me Nancy?

455
00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:37,280
He's like, why are you calling me John?

456
00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:41,120
And then so like the last like talk they had, like as he's leaving, she's like, okay daddy,

457
00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:42,120
bye.

458
00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:43,120
Like, I guess it's her dad.

459
00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:45,120
I don't in the movie you're, you're watched.

460
00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:46,120
Yeah.

461
00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:47,640
So, but he died.

462
00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:50,920
So the two movies are blending together.

463
00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:51,920
Yeah.

464
00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:52,920
Kind of.

465
00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:54,880
The two, our two realities are blending together.

466
00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:55,880
Yes.

467
00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:59,600
Because Nancy and so she was like calling the actor, but it really was, but he thought

468
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:00,600
he was her dad.

469
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:01,600
Yes.

470
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:02,600
That's a trip.

471
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:03,600
Yeah.

472
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:04,600
Like cause he's having that they're all being affected by it.

473
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:05,600
So it's like, yeah.

474
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:06,600
It's like, I don't know.

475
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:10,840
Like they don't really, after her scene with Robert, Robert England on the phone, you don't

476
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,120
see him again.

477
00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:16,040
So who knows if he just went full Freddie mode and became Freddie, you know, in this

478
00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:17,040
reality.

479
00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:18,640
I don't know what's going on, but it's.

480
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:19,880
Did they imply that?

481
00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:20,880
No.

482
00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:24,440
Cause she, she gets in the bed as she's taking the sleeping pills and then she like looks

483
00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:27,120
under the sheet and then it turns into a giant tunnel.

484
00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:31,000
So she goes down the tunnel and that's where she finds her son and Freddie.

485
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:36,280
And then they have their kind of like last minute battle and then, uh, defeat him.

486
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:38,280
I don't, I started falling asleep.

487
00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:41,680
So here's, here's a question for you just to let me know more about how well they blend

488
00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:42,840
together these movies.

489
00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:43,840
Yeah.

490
00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:44,840
Is there a giant penis worm?

491
00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:45,840
No, there was no giant penis worm.

492
00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:48,840
A giant one eyed penis.

493
00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:51,600
It becomes a one eyed penis worm.

494
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:57,920
It's a two eyed penis worm and then someone stabs it in its fucking eye and it becomes

495
00:18:57,920 --> 00:18:59,400
a one eyed penis.

496
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:00,840
No one eyed penis worms.

497
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,120
There was like little snakes, his weird snakes.

498
00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:04,440
The little tiny penis worms.

499
00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:05,440
Yeah.

500
00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:06,440
Tiny penis worms.

501
00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:07,440
Yeah.

502
00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:08,760
The kid, the kid stabs him in the eye with it, stabs Freddie in the eye with it.

503
00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:10,040
Bunch of one eyed penis worms.

504
00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:11,920
Bunch of little one eyed.

505
00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:15,640
They went the Jurassic Park route where it's like in the first one you get a T-Rex.

506
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:18,000
In the third one you get the little dinosaurs.

507
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,000
Yeah.

508
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,000
Little copies.

509
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,000
Yeah.

510
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,000
Little copies.

511
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,560
Well it's like his, the kid's running from Freddie and he goes through this little wall

512
00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:26,080
that's like, it almost looks like a furnace.

513
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:29,960
And like he climbs in and like Freddie's kind of reaching through and he's trying to like,

514
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,600
he's extending his arm to reach the kid on the other side.

515
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:33,600
Goofy.

516
00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:34,600
Like goofy.

517
00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:35,600
Like it's just like, like.

518
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:36,600
Like stretch arms.

519
00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:37,600
Like dogro gadget arms.

520
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:38,600
Okay yeah.

521
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:39,600
You know.

522
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:40,600
And.

523
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:41,600
Yeah.

524
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:45,160
And as he's like, and it's, you see Nancy Heather, whatever, I'll just call her that

525
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:46,160
I guess.

526
00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:47,160
Uh.

527
00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:48,160
Nether.

528
00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:49,160
Nether.

529
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:50,160
Yeah.

530
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:51,160
Nether.

531
00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:52,920
You see her kind of coming up behind them trying to get to them and you just see like

532
00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:57,160
Freddie's legs sticking out the back.

533
00:19:57,160 --> 00:20:00,160
Sticking out the back and you just see him reaching and that's when she comes up and

534
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:01,640
she stabs him in the balls.

535
00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:05,160
And he's just like, ah.

536
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,400
Birch.

537
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:07,880
Yeah.

538
00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:11,920
And then somehow the kid squeezes through a wall, pushes like these trees down and

539
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:16,760
comes out behind her and they push Freddie into the room and then lock him in and burn

540
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:17,760
him in there.

541
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:20,160
And that's how they end the nightmare.

542
00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:21,160
Well okay.

543
00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:23,160
So that's how that ends.

544
00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:26,520
But is at the very end, do they hint.

545
00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:27,520
I started falling asleep.

546
00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:28,520
Oh shit.

547
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:29,520
Yeah.

548
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:30,520
Because there's always a little bit of a.

549
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:31,520
Crazy dream.

550
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:32,520
Freddie's not dead.

551
00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:33,520
Yeah.

552
00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:34,520
We literally get one in ours.

553
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:35,520
In every single one.

554
00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:37,400
It's like ours is the most direct.

555
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:40,000
It's, he's not dead.

556
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,840
You didn't do it.

557
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:42,840
Why did.

558
00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:43,840
Like okay.

559
00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:47,920
Freddie just in my opinion, I was going to maybe save this for the end of all this, but

560
00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:53,160
just in general, we're talking about how scary movie villains are.

561
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:58,040
On one hand, it's terrifying to be pursued in your dreams.

562
00:20:58,040 --> 00:20:59,040
Yeah.

563
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:05,520
But if you ever had the upper hand and knew like Neo status or Morpheus status.

564
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:06,520
Control your dreams.

565
00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:07,520
Like you could control it.

566
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:09,760
Then it's the coolest thing ever because if you survive.

567
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:10,760
Yeah.

568
00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:11,760
Wizard mode.

569
00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:12,760
Yeah.

570
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:13,760
Sure.

571
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:14,760
We'll get there.

572
00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:21,160
But if you survive a nightmare on Elm street situation and you come out on the other end,

573
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:27,240
you're then able to every night you go to dream have full blown lucid dreaming, which

574
00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:29,000
I think is the coolest thing on earth.

575
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:32,440
If I wish I could lucid dream, I've heard people could do it.

576
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:35,880
Not I know that there's some people say they do it all the time.

577
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:36,880
I don't believe.

578
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,920
I feel like it's an every once in a while thing.

579
00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:40,080
I more than likely don't dream.

580
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:41,920
Like I don't remember my dreams.

581
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:44,480
You know, can you lucid dream or have you?

582
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:50,640
I've as a kid, there's this chick across the street that was like always into potions and

583
00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:51,640
shit.

584
00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:54,200
She had a friend that shot thought she was a vampire.

585
00:21:54,200 --> 00:22:04,280
So she was into all that shit, like trying to control your dreams.

586
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:05,720
There was like a website she went to.

587
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:09,720
I forgot what it was called, but it had all these potions and super goth girl, super goth.

588
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:14,080
She was like, well, she was like a more like punk rock, but she was also into weird mystical

589
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:15,520
shit too at the time.

590
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:17,720
You guys ever go on a date?

591
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:20,960
No, it's like they were like family friends.

592
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:27,040
Like they lived like her parents were friends with my dad and they want your parents want

593
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:28,400
it more than anything.

594
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:31,080
Well, she fucking married and has a kid now.

595
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:36,120
So that could have been your kid, your wife.

596
00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:40,040
You could have had a hot goth chick who knew how to make potions, my dude.

597
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:41,480
But instead, yeah.

598
00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:43,280
Are you happier where you're at?

599
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:44,280
Yes.

600
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:45,880
Did she make you potions and you didn't drink them?

601
00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:49,480
No, we just looked up and we're like, we don't have rosemary.

602
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:50,840
Shit like that.

603
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:51,840
Yeah.

604
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:54,800
So what the fuck is baby's breath?

605
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:56,960
Did she live across the street from you?

606
00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:57,960
Yeah.

607
00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:01,240
I had a girl when I was in elementary school lived across the street.

608
00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:04,560
We played doctor a few times with each other.

609
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:08,600
But it was just, you know, she was the girl that, you know, like was like a best friend

610
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:11,000
and, you know, you kiss.

611
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:14,000
But just to see what it was like.

612
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,000
Yeah.

613
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,000
And then we moved.

614
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,000
I hadn't seen her.

615
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,000
You going to start crying now?

616
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,000
No.

617
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,000
Cool story.

618
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,000
We're just talking about girls across the street.

619
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,760
Anyone else have any girl next door stories growing up?

620
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:23,760
No, wrong podcast.

621
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:24,760
Which one are we doing?

622
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:25,760
Freddie?

623
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:26,760
Freddie.

624
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:33,760
I think Freddie overall, if I could control my dreams, I would annihilate.

625
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:37,360
And I would do it so creatively.

626
00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:41,800
I would make Freddie think he's winning because he would just be killing clone after clone.

627
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:44,800
I would have so many versions of ninjutsu.

628
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:49,920
You're going full Dio clones and all, right?

629
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:53,920
So I would, I would just fuck you and your Hokage bitch.

630
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:55,480
That's exactly what I would fucking do.

631
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:56,680
All right, Freddie, come on site.

632
00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:58,400
And I would fuck with him.

633
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,160
Like he would start killing one of my clones.

634
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:02,520
My clone would get off on it and ejaculate on his face.

635
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:04,560
And he'd be like, what the fuck, bitch?

636
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:06,240
And it's like, oh, you like that?

637
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:09,560
And then I, you know, like I would do a bunch of weird shit.

638
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:14,440
And then the whole time this would all be taking place on like on like my phone screen

639
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:16,280
because like I'm controlling the dream, right?

640
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:20,040
So it's just like, I'd just be watching just hitting like little icons that just make Freddie

641
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:21,160
get fucked up and shit.

642
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:24,280
I'd be having a great time all while drinking a Mitchell.

643
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:29,960
A lot of, and you know, just fucking looking at my 18 inch penis and just flying around.

644
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:30,960
I would just invincible.

645
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:32,720
I would kill myself.

646
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:34,080
That's how I defeat Freddie.

647
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:37,360
I would take a bunch of sleeping pills, like so much that I overdose.

648
00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:39,440
So when I am dreaming, he can't even kill me.

649
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:41,080
He just sees me like fade away.

650
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:44,280
How do you die if you overdose on sleeping pills in your dream?

651
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:46,320
And then Freddie's like, oh, bitch.

652
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:49,360
He just like tries to swipe at me and I just fade away.

653
00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:50,360
Like Marty McFly's hand.

654
00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:53,680
You would just be drifting through the dream.

655
00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:54,680
He's like, all right, bitch.

656
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:55,680
And then wait, wait, wait.

657
00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:56,680
No, wait, where are you going?

658
00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:57,680
No, no, no.

659
00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:58,680
Get back here.

660
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:01,160
You're just like, fuck you.

661
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:02,160
Flipping them off, fading away.

662
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:03,160
Fuck you, bitch.

663
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:04,160
You're the bitch.

664
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:05,160
He disappeared.

665
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:06,160
The one that got away.

666
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:07,160
God damn it.

667
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:08,160
The bitch that got away.

668
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:09,160
Suicide's a real problem in this country, bitch.

669
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:18,280
The thing that I always thought was funny about the Nightmare on Elm Street movies is

670
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:22,800
just how quickly and easily people fall asleep in those movies.

671
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:25,200
It's like, it doesn't like who falls asleep like that?

672
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:27,400
Like, I mean, I'm an hour before I fall asleep.

673
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:30,560
If you give me a handful of Adderall, I will be up till Friday.

674
00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:31,560
It makes me proud to be an insomniac.

675
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:33,760
Pack a cigarette, handful of Adderall, let's go.

676
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:35,480
I'm happy I'm an insomniac then.

677
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:36,480
Yeah, right now.

678
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:38,640
If you sleep good, you could get murdered by Freddy.

679
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:39,640
Okay, good.

680
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:46,920
I'm glad that I have problems and thoughts when I go to bed to keep me up at night.

681
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:49,560
Going to bed thinking of joke ideas instead of sleeping.

682
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:52,520
I mean, but I'll tell you this.

683
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:57,040
Ever since I've been in my 30s, it's like now when I get home and I'm like, all right,

684
00:25:57,040 --> 00:26:00,200
it's time to play a video game that I've been really wanting to play.

685
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:02,200
Yeah, that's, well, that's, yeah.

686
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:07,160
Three hours later and my character's running into a wall and I'm listening to Star Wars

687
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:08,160
Cantina music.

688
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:09,160
It's not good.

689
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:10,160
It's aggressive, alien.

690
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:11,160
Well, no, it's not that.

691
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:12,160
It's the new Outlaws game.

692
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:13,160
That's what I'm saying.

693
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:14,160
Is it good?

694
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:17,160
I heard it's Ubisoft trash with a different wrapper.

695
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:18,160
Oh, really?

696
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:19,160
That's what I've heard.

697
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:20,160
I don't know.

698
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:21,160
I'm enjoying it.

699
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:24,160
I think the world is cool and I like the speeder bike.

700
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:33,720
And is there already a bunch of like DLC and stuff you have to buy to play or can you just?

701
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:40,320
I still think Jedi and Survivor are like the two like top tier as far as story as far as

702
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:43,640
not fucking with the canon too hard.

703
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:45,120
I still want a new Knights of the Old Republic.

704
00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:47,240
Y'all are on some kind of a Star Wars tangent.

705
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:48,960
We can talk about Star Wars on our.

706
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:49,960
Oh, yeah.

707
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:50,960
They canceled the acolyte.

708
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:51,960
Did they really?

709
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:52,960
Yes.

710
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:58,960
It got over and they're blaming it on the alt right.

711
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:01,160
You don't like it because your race is biggest.

712
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:03,640
It's like, no, your show is bad.

713
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:06,880
That's why I mean, no one liked it.

714
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:07,880
It got review bomb.

715
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:09,560
No, people just reviewed it accurately.

716
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:11,640
Well, two things can be true.

717
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:14,760
Yeah, there could be multiple truths.

718
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:21,800
Maybe I bet a shitty show and I take a guy with a swastika on his forehead tattooed and

719
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:23,800
was like, you know, I don't like the storyline of the show.

720
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:25,520
I don't like how they violate the canon.

721
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:30,280
And you know, the actress, the black actress, she did a great job, but it's just the story,

722
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:35,760
you know, that would be great if that's if that's what it really was.

723
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:36,760
Yeah.

724
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:38,880
Like, I never I will say this.

725
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:42,640
I never watched back to back to Freddie.

726
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:43,640
Back to Freddie.

727
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:47,640
So if you're drunk, if you sleep drunk, are you drunk in the Freddie dream?

728
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:48,640
That'd be great.

729
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:49,640
It was a bitch.

730
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:52,040
Yeah, I'm going to get you, bitch.

731
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:53,040
What's up, dude?

732
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:54,040
What's up, dude?

733
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:55,040
Let's have a drink.

734
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:56,040
Don't be a pussy.

735
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:57,040
Gag stand.

736
00:27:57,040 --> 00:28:02,040
Let's let Andy go through the movie because he's the best at the line by line.

737
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:04,040
We'll kick in whenever it's.

738
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:06,280
Oh, I wasn't even going to line by line this one.

739
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:07,560
It's so silly.

740
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:13,360
So we watched Nightmare on Elm Street three dream warriors and honestly, seven times speed

741
00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:14,360
and it's hilarious.

742
00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:15,360
He watched it.

743
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:16,360
He watched it.

744
00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:20,040
He watched it at seven to thirty two times speed because he didn't watch a nightmare

745
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:21,040
movie.

746
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:22,840
So I was like, here, you can watch the one we watch.

747
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:27,640
And I skipped all the bullshit and only showed him the killings stuff, which is all that

748
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:28,640
matters.

749
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:29,640
How long was that one?

750
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:31,640
Puppets, the guy you saw the three warriors, right?

751
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:34,480
Yeah, I feel like I've seen it before, but it's been a long time.

752
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:38,280
So when he's a claymation, Freddie, he takes he takes all the guys veins and like uses

753
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:41,400
them like a puppet and makes them run like to the building.

754
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:45,920
And then one guy sees what's happening and he grabs the food tray and he starts banging

755
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:48,160
on all the doors at 30 times speed.

756
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:51,120
That is fucking hilarious to watch because he goes, it's like that.

757
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,000
And then it really is.

758
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,000
It's great.

759
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,440
He's like running down the hallway.

760
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:57,360
It becomes a workplace comedy.

761
00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:58,360
It does.

762
00:28:58,360 --> 00:28:59,360
Yeah, it does.

763
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:00,360
It's pretty funny at thirty two.

764
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:02,320
The penis monster really fast.

765
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:03,320
Yeah.

766
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:04,320
The shaky penis.

767
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:05,320
Yeah.

768
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:12,480
So look, all you need to know about Dream Warriors is that it's a sequel.

769
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:16,600
And this one, what makes it interesting is that there's a bunch of kids that have all

770
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:18,960
tried to kill themselves, quote unquote.

771
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:21,600
They're all in an insane asylum, not wanting to sleep.

772
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:23,920
They're all experiencing pretty shit.

773
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:27,120
And the people there are like, no, bitch, you got to sleep.

774
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:31,680
They're not saying bitch, but you know, they they're like they keep like giving them sedation

775
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:32,680
and putting them in rooms and stuff.

776
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:34,680
I'm just picturing they're all Jesse Pinkman.

777
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:40,600
Everyone's like, bitch, there's like a black dude, a punk chick, a guy that can't walk,

778
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:46,280
a guy that can't talk, another Aerosmith like an Aerosmith reference.

779
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:47,280
Don't walk this way.

780
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:48,280
Don't talk this way.

781
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:51,640
There's a lot of Matrix references that pre Matrix in this.

782
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:57,080
And those are all docking Larry Fishburn, the whole idea of dreams and you die in your

783
00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:58,080
dream, die in real life.

784
00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:00,840
Don't you take my Larry Fishburn fucking note.

785
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:03,980
I'm ad living as I go to him.

786
00:30:03,980 --> 00:30:05,600
But I pointed out the Matrix.

787
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:11,360
Lawrence Fishburn, who plays Morpheus, goes by Larry Fishburn in this movie.

788
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:13,120
The act is the actual name.

789
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:14,120
So what did you say?

790
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:15,120
It's a reference to what?

791
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:16,120
Docking, not yours.

792
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:20,760
It's all docking references when you were saying Motley Crue.

793
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:21,760
It's actually docked.

794
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:25,680
What's I've never referenced in this movie.

795
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:26,680
I don't know who Motley Crue.

796
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:28,080
I don't know anything about Motley Crue.

797
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:29,080
I don't know why I would mention it.

798
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:30,840
What did who mentioned Motley Crue?

799
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:31,840
You said Aerosmith.

800
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:32,840
I said Aerosmith.

801
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:33,840
I said Iron Maiden.

802
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:34,840
Some other band.

803
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:35,840
I said they're actually docking references.

804
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:36,840
Weren't the 80s great?

805
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:39,840
They're literally docking references in the movie.

806
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:43,840
Before you get upset, I don't know what docking means or what it's referencing.

807
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:45,200
You don't know who docking is.

808
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:48,000
Docking is another hard rock band.

809
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:52,560
The closing credits to this features the video for this movie, which is docking.

810
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:53,560
Okay.

811
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:54,560
Yeah.

812
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:56,800
There's literally docking references throughout this movie.

813
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:58,000
I didn't know.

814
00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,760
I didn't catch any docking references.

815
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:03,960
Well I watched it at 1X speed.

816
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:04,960
But I also have never heard it.

817
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:09,720
Hard to recognize the music when you're watching it at 2 to 32X speed.

818
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:12,600
I listened to that last song and it sucked.

819
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:15,160
We're dream warriors.

820
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:18,880
If that's docking, I'm never going to listen to that.

821
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:21,840
Docking, I've never heard of them before in my life.

822
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:23,080
I wasn't thinking about the music.

823
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:27,920
The only reason I said Aerosmith right now wasn't a reference to the music whatsoever.

824
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:30,560
It was one can't talk and one can't walk.

825
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:35,240
I just stupidly was talking about the song Walk This Way and Talk This Way.

826
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:36,240
That's all.

827
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:37,240
Okay.

828
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:38,240
And then Iron Maiden was what?

829
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:42,200
That was before when we were talking about what Freddie looked like, the cover of the

830
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:43,200
covers.

831
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:44,200
Yeah.

832
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:45,200
And now we have docking.

833
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:47,680
There's also another Matrix.

834
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:48,680
You pointed this out.

835
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:50,400
I will give you credit, Andy.

836
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:56,080
The girl I watched at 35X speed jumps through a window and falls down some stairs just like

837
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:57,080
Trinity does.

838
00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:58,080
It's pretty cool.

839
00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:01,880
I feel like I need to see it at 35X speed just to see.

840
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:03,800
Do the flippy kung fu scene.

841
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:06,600
Do the flippy kung fu at 32X speed.

842
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:07,600
That would be great.

843
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:10,160
How about Penis Monster?

844
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:12,160
I think it's Penis Monster.

845
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:13,160
Okay.

846
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:14,160
All right.

847
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:15,160
Where's Penis Monster?

848
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:17,240
Oh, it's earlier.

849
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:20,120
We find out that she can bring people into her dreams.

850
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:24,440
I feel like they wanted that one guy to be Clint Eastwood so bad.

851
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:26,680
The guy that's investigating goes to the funeral.

852
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:27,680
Here's the puppet.

853
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:28,680
The doctor.

854
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:30,320
But not at the right speed.

855
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:31,320
This scene I've definitely seen.

856
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:32,320
Yeah.

857
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:33,320
Yeah, at 35X speed.

858
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:34,320
Here we go.

859
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:35,320
Look at this motherfucker watch.

860
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:36,320
He's going to hit all the...

861
00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:37,320
I'm going to fucking jump.

862
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:38,320
I need it here.

863
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:39,320
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.

864
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:45,720
And all this guy does is he brings everybody to his window to watch this motherfucker die.

865
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:46,720
Yeah.

866
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:47,720
Okay.

867
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:50,360
So we're going to skip forward.

868
00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:51,360
What year was this one made?

869
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:52,360
87.

870
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:53,360
87.

871
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:54,360
And here I was born.

872
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:58,840
Yeah, even when he goes...Do we miss Penis Monster?

873
00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:01,240
Even when the doctor goes to that funeral.

874
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:02,240
Right there.

875
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:03,240
Look at him.

876
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:04,240
Look at him.

877
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:06,280
And then she even has the little sachet or whatever the fuck from...

878
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:07,280
Oh, I got you.

879
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:09,080
I thought he was trying to be...

880
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:10,080
Who's that Bill...

881
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:11,400
Who's the guy that has the talk show?

882
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:12,400
Bill Maher.

883
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:13,400
Bill Maher.

884
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:14,400
Bill Maher.

885
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:15,400
He looks exactly like Bill Maher.

886
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:16,400
He looks like Bill Maher.

887
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:17,400
I thought it was Bill Maher.

888
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,240
My wife was like, is that Bill Maher?

889
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:20,240
Bill Marijuana.

890
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:21,240
All right.

891
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:22,240
Oh, Mike, titties.

892
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:23,240
Oh, Mike, titties.

893
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:24,240
Titties, titties, titties.

894
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:25,240
Oh, titties, Mike.

895
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:26,240
Titties, titties, titties, titties.

896
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:27,240
Yeah, 9.5 on the titties on this movie.

897
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:28,240
They're really good titties.

898
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:29,240
Oh, yeah.

899
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:30,240
What a cock block.

900
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:31,240
This is the worst death of the movie.

901
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:32,240
Oh, wait.

902
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:33,240
I think we've missed Penis Monster.

903
00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:34,240
That must have happened.

904
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:35,240
Oh, yeah.

905
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:36,240
There it is.

906
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:37,240
Wow.

907
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:38,240
What a click.

908
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:39,240
All right.

909
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:40,240
What's that?

910
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:41,240
The serpent eating itself?

911
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:42,240
Here we go.

912
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:43,240
Here's eight times.

913
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:44,240
We'll go six times.

914
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:45,240
Shit.

915
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:46,240
Four times.

916
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:50,640
I like how you know exactly which key it is to speed up the movie.

917
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:51,640
There we go.

918
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:52,640
Just Penis Monster.

919
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:53,640
And then she's going to...

920
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:54,640
Oh, God.

921
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:55,640
Yep.

922
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:59,120
Did they blow up just there?

923
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:02,680
And the story is on that monster, it was originally pink.

924
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:03,680
It was.

925
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:08,280
And they colored it at post because everybody's like, they were all the actors and shit were

926
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:11,200
watching the dailies laugh and it finally got there.

927
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:12,200
That would be...

928
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:15,440
I mean, but it would make sense if it was pink if it was the color of...

929
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:16,440
Because what was it supposed to be?

930
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:17,720
Just Freddy turned into a snake?

931
00:34:17,720 --> 00:34:18,720
Yeah, it was Freddy.

932
00:34:18,720 --> 00:34:19,720
Yeah.

933
00:34:19,720 --> 00:34:20,720
Big old dick.

934
00:34:20,720 --> 00:34:21,720
Yeah, big old dick.

935
00:34:21,720 --> 00:34:22,720
So it's...

936
00:34:22,720 --> 00:34:25,640
Okay, we get Nancy comes back.

937
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:27,200
So they're all in the insane asylum.

938
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:28,440
There's a new doctor in town.

939
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:30,160
He comes in, he's like, I'm going to try to help these kids.

940
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:31,960
I'm going to help these kids.

941
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:35,080
And he doesn't really believe them.

942
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:38,520
There's a nurse ratchet and she is even more upset.

943
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:43,760
You've got cool Larry Fishburne as a guy who's just, you know, he's cool.

944
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:44,760
He lets them...

945
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:45,760
Cool orderly guy, yeah.

946
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:48,120
Cool orderly, not a good orderly because...

947
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:50,320
He just lets them do whatever they want.

948
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:55,680
Definitely one of those chicks died because of him, for him letting her in that room.

949
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:59,880
And she has a habit of burning cigarettes on herself to stay awake and he lets her have

950
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:02,240
a fucking box carton of cigarettes or whatever.

951
00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:05,240
So whatever, bad, but cool.

952
00:35:05,240 --> 00:35:07,520
And then yeah, they...

953
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:12,360
Nancy comes in as an even newer doctor in town and she's interning and he's like, oh,

954
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:14,000
everyone's talking about how fucking good she is.

955
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,000
What's so good about her?

956
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,520
It's like, I don't know, she's just good.

957
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:21,800
And so he comes in and he's like, and she's like, listen, you're going to have to believe

958
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:24,280
me, but this is some Freddie shit.

959
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:25,280
Let's be real.

960
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:26,280
I'm going to be honest with you.

961
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:27,280
This is really happening.

962
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:28,280
Freddie Krueger is a thing.

963
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:30,080
He's going to try to kill these kids.

964
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:32,080
Because she went through it in one.

965
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:33,080
Yeah.

966
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:34,080
Because she was in one.

967
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:35,080
She went through it in one.

968
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:42,040
And so she says, she goes, but this Nancy girl, the blonde girl, so the blonde girl in that

969
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:47,680
scene where she was getting attacked by Dick Monster, she thought out Nancy help.

970
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:48,680
And Nancy was on her chair.

971
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:49,680
She goes, what?

972
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:52,960
And then falls asleep through her chair into her dream.

973
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:59,360
So that girl has the ability to, the gymnastics girl, the Trinity of the situation has the

974
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:01,400
ability to bring people into the dream.

975
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:11,400
So they all go into a group hypnosis to try to, you know, defeat them together.

976
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:12,400
It doesn't work.

977
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:13,920
He separates them immediately.

978
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:19,120
The mute boy gets seduced by a blonde chick and gets his tongue, her tongue ripped out.

979
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:23,680
And then like he gets wrapped around little Dick Monsters around his arms and wrists and

980
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:24,680
legs.

981
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:27,560
And he gets chained up over hell above bed.

982
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:28,560
So he's just there.

983
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:29,560
He kicks it there.

984
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:34,320
But the other ones, they discover their powers.

985
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:38,000
And so it's like black dude, I've got the power of strength.

986
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,560
And he like, he's bending steel, right?

987
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:45,320
And it's like, and then the guy who was in a wheelchair, he's like, I can walk.

988
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:46,520
And he like stands up.

989
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:48,320
He's like, plus I'm a fucking wizard.

990
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:49,560
He's like moving shit with his brain.

991
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:50,960
I'm like, cool.

992
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:55,760
And then it cuts to the blonde, the chick who brought everyone into her dream.

993
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:57,240
She's like, I can do gymnastics.

994
00:36:57,240 --> 00:36:59,240
And she does like some flips and shit.

995
00:36:59,240 --> 00:37:01,440
Like, okay, cool.

996
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:06,840
And then it cuts to the drug addict and she's like, boom, and it's just punk hair.

997
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:08,120
And she has two switch blades.

998
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:11,520
And she's like, I'm a bad ass.

999
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:16,080
Literally her power was to be Austin's next door neighbor.

1000
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:18,600
Edward pocket knife hands.

1001
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:20,320
Yeah.

1002
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:22,320
She turns up, say it.

1003
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:23,320
Say what you are.

1004
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:24,320
Oh, that's great.

1005
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:25,320
You're a punk.

1006
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:26,320
I'm steel.

1007
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:27,320
I'm 1997 steel.

1008
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:33,200
Yeah, the boy, the black dude, the black dude just, he just bruns it.

1009
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:35,920
So that's all their powers.

1010
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:39,440
The mute boy is the one that's over the bed and he can't yell for help.

1011
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:41,920
So then it cuts to them all.

1012
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:45,280
Form of a guy not in a wheelchair.

1013
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:50,360
So cuts to guy not in a wheelchair who is in a hallway on his own now.

1014
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:55,840
And Freddie, just to be a dick dude, like, like it wasn't enough to be an actual dick

1015
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:57,120
monster.

1016
00:37:57,120 --> 00:38:00,440
He has to come now and just fuck with people.

1017
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:04,520
That's the worst part about Freddie is that he doesn't just kill motherfuckers.

1018
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:07,680
He's like Pennywise where he needs to torture him first.

1019
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:08,680
He's got that.

1020
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:11,080
He's got to build up their fear to get his power.

1021
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:14,080
Yeah, his power comes from fear.

1022
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:15,080
Yeah.

1023
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:16,080
I, I, okay.

1024
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:17,080
I get it.

1025
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:18,080
That's the story.

1026
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:19,080
That's the story.

1027
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:20,080
He didn't write it.

1028
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:21,080
Yeah, it's not directly.

1029
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:25,880
It's not like, you know, Teen Titans when Robin like is getting chased by Slade and

1030
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:26,880
nobody believes him.

1031
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:27,880
Yeah.

1032
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:29,240
And then he turns the light on and Slade disappears.

1033
00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:31,520
Is that Teen Titans Go?

1034
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:32,960
No, fuck that show.

1035
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:33,960
That's regular.

1036
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:34,960
It's original.

1037
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:35,960
You don't like Teen Titans Go.

1038
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:36,960
Original Teen Titans only.

1039
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:37,960
Not, not, not that other shit.

1040
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:39,360
Well, I like Teen Titans Go.

1041
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:43,760
It's a fun, nonviolent alternative to the Teen Titans.

1042
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:47,200
Anything after the guy who created Ed Ed and Eddie got shot in the head in Canada by

1043
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:48,200
a cop.

1044
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:49,200
It's, it's over.

1045
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:53,720
What does that have to do with Teen Titans Go?

1046
00:38:53,720 --> 00:38:55,280
What does any of that have to do with Freddie?

1047
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:56,760
I'm just going on a tangent.

1048
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:59,840
Yeah, but you affected me.

1049
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:00,840
I'm sorry.

1050
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:01,840
My brain's just all.

1051
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:03,160
You lost me somewhere in this whole.

1052
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:06,400
I'm still, you lost me a long time ago when you chose Singularity.

1053
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:11,120
Yeah, that was weeks ago, Mike.

1054
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:18,880
So we, so he, Freddie gets to the end of the hallway and he's, he, in his mind, he creates

1055
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:24,480
this torturous looking wheelchair at the end with a bunch of spikes and shit on it.

1056
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:28,360
And like, and he goes like, you look tired, need a rest bitch.

1057
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:31,960
And he sends the wheelchair down the hallway and he cuts the boy's leg and he falls on

1058
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:34,480
the floor and he's like, I'm going to get you now.

1059
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:36,360
And the boy's like, you forgot.

1060
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:42,440
And he turns into the fucking lamest looking wizard of all goddamn time.

1061
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:46,520
He it's, he's in an oversized Dracula outfit.

1062
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:50,000
It's hard to even describe how fucking shitty this is, Brendan.

1063
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:54,760
I'm going to have to show you, but like it is fucking awful.

1064
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:55,760
Okay.

1065
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:59,720
So we're picturing like, like pictured 1987 wizard.

1066
00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:03,520
Yeah, it's the long dress with the pointy hat, the orb in the hand, you know, the whole

1067
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:04,520
thing.

1068
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:06,000
I was picturing the sword in the stone.

1069
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,720
Is it right after this?

1070
00:40:08,720 --> 00:40:10,560
I think it's right after this or right before that.

1071
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:11,560
Yeah.

1072
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:12,560
See, he's like, I'm strong.

1073
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:14,560
Fucking up our chairs.

1074
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:15,560
Yeah.

1075
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:17,560
Oh, best titties in a while.

1076
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:19,560
Those are some 9.5 titties.

1077
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:20,560
Brendan don't say anything.

1078
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:21,560
Your wife listens.

1079
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:24,560
He didn't even look.

1080
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:26,000
Closed his eyes.

1081
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:27,080
What a gentleman.

1082
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:28,080
So okay.

1083
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:29,080
Jesus.

1084
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:30,080
Okay.

1085
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:34,440
Uh, that none, by the way, is Freddie's mom.

1086
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:35,440
Freddie's mom.

1087
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:38,440
Oh, you learn that later.

1088
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:39,800
Okay.

1089
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:42,440
So we also find out that, oh, that's the dad's that same actor.

1090
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:43,440
Same actor, by the way.

1091
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:44,440
Yes, that's the same.

1092
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:45,440
Okay.

1093
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:46,440
Cool.

1094
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:47,440
Cool.

1095
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:48,440
Cool.

1096
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:49,440
Then that's the same guy.

1097
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:50,440
All right.

1098
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:51,440
So, uh, they go into the dream again.

1099
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:52,600
It's the second dream where the everything goes down.

1100
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:55,560
They decide to fuck around and find out.

1101
00:40:55,560 --> 00:41:01,480
The whole thing is they have to bury Freddie's body in a, in a, uh, consecrated ground.

1102
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:04,000
So he gets some holy water to go bury him right.

1103
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:05,480
In the same spot he was.

1104
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:06,480
Oh yeah.

1105
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:07,480
Yeah.

1106
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:08,480
There's a, there's her superpower.

1107
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:09,480
Nice.

1108
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:10,480
Yeah.

1109
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:11,480
She watched.

1110
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:13,480
This is the, uh, oh, wait, that was Nancy.

1111
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:14,480
No, this isn't Nancy.

1112
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:19,720
This is the, this is Taryn, who her superpower is bad.

1113
00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:23,880
She gets a, she gets a mohawk and a, it's some makeup.

1114
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:24,880
David Bowie costume.

1115
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:27,920
And two switch blades, uh, Taryn and Freddie.

1116
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:32,600
Uh, see, she's watching, uh, pulls out her switch blades.

1117
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:33,600
Boom.

1118
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:34,600
That's her superpower.

1119
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:35,600
Nice.

1120
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:36,600
Fucking switch blades.

1121
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:37,600
Well, she had glitter.

1122
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:38,600
It's not even longer than the width of her hand.

1123
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:39,600
She's got glitter on her chest.

1124
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:40,600
That's magic.

1125
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:41,600
She does.

1126
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:42,600
She's got glitter on her eyes.

1127
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:43,600
Yeah.

1128
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:44,600
She looks like she's auditioning to be a.

1129
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,360
She looks like an explosion happened behind her.

1130
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:49,360
A gem and a hologram.

1131
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:50,360
It does.

1132
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:51,360
Her hair.

1133
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:53,360
I like, I like how Freddie gets her.

1134
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:54,360
Yeah.

1135
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:57,720
And then so Freddie objects her with a bunch of, uh, heroin, needle hands.

1136
00:41:57,720 --> 00:42:03,000
He's like, but look at her, look at her, uh, her scat, her boots.

1137
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,000
That's the worst part.

1138
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,800
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme the heroin.

1139
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:06,800
That's the worst.

1140
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:07,800
Yeah.

1141
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:08,800
The worst looking part.

1142
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:09,800
So, okay.

1143
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:10,800
Was she a drug addict?

1144
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:11,800
Yeah.

1145
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:12,800
Okay.

1146
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:13,800
Yeah.

1147
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:14,800
She was drug.

1148
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:15,800
That's why no one believed her.

1149
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:18,520
So now here's the guy that was in a wheelchair and Freddie's fucking with him.

1150
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:22,440
Uh, I'm going to skip ahead, but I want you to see how this wheelchair that he designs

1151
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:24,440
to come after him.

1152
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:25,440
So stupid.

1153
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:28,120
He's like, Hey buddy.

1154
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:30,440
And so he sends this wheelchair down.

1155
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:31,440
It's awesome.

1156
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:34,440
Getting chased by a wheelchair.

1157
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:36,440
Oh no.

1158
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:38,440
But then don't worry, Brandon.

1159
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:39,680
He lost his glasses though.

1160
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:41,400
Don't you fucking worry.

1161
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:44,560
You forgot he's a motherfucking wizard.

1162
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:45,560
Yes.

1163
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:47,560
And I'm the wizard master.

1164
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:51,440
One, two, three, lamest costume of all time.

1165
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:52,440
Nice.

1166
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:54,440
Hell, do kill him.

1167
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:55,440
Nice.

1168
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:56,440
He's got a cloak.

1169
00:42:56,440 --> 00:43:01,440
Although I do like the animation of it when he uses his emperor Palpatine powers.

1170
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:02,560
Yeah, that was great.

1171
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:04,440
But wow, is that a misfire.

1172
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:05,440
That was great.

1173
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:09,240
If that's the misfire of all misfires, but yeah, he looks super bad.

1174
00:43:09,240 --> 00:43:12,660
So, uh, they all fight Freddie in their own way.

1175
00:43:12,660 --> 00:43:19,720
No one dies at this point except for outside of, in the real world.

1176
00:43:19,720 --> 00:43:21,080
So they all make it.

1177
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:23,240
I know that they save the black guy makes it.

1178
00:43:23,240 --> 00:43:24,400
Nancy makes it.

1179
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:26,360
The blonde chick makes it.

1180
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:27,600
Wizard boy might die actually.

1181
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:29,720
Just through this dream sequence or through the whole movie?

1182
00:43:29,720 --> 00:43:30,720
Yeah.

1183
00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:31,720
So Taron dies.

1184
00:43:31,720 --> 00:43:33,360
Wizard boy dies right now.

1185
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:36,320
He gets, uh, yeah, he gets killed.

1186
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:39,880
And then, uh, yeah.

1187
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:40,880
And then they get this door.

1188
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:41,880
Right.

1189
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:45,240
Cause the black guy's like, come on you fucking pussy bitch.

1190
00:43:45,240 --> 00:43:46,240
Let's go.

1191
00:43:46,240 --> 00:43:50,960
Uh, so, uh, Freddie gives them a door and then that's where they go to Freddie's room.

1192
00:43:50,960 --> 00:44:00,040
And then this whole time the dad reluctant as fuck is helping quote unquote, the, uh,

1193
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:04,480
psychiatrist guy go bury Freddie's body in consecrate ground.

1194
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:09,640
Because the dad was one of the kids, the lore to this is that the dad was one of the kids

1195
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:11,120
in the original friend.

1196
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:13,160
So he's their parent.

1197
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:16,600
So prequel to one basically.

1198
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:20,840
His dad was one of the kids who was originally molested by Freddie.

1199
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:27,600
His dad killed his dad, the, his dad and all the other parents were the ones that their

1200
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:30,160
kids were getting murdered and shit.

1201
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:31,480
He killed Freddie.

1202
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:32,480
He wasn't a kid.

1203
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:36,560
They're from the originals from the, that's the whole thing with the friend story.

1204
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:40,760
But he wasn't a child when Freddie was fucking with people.

1205
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:46,280
He was an adult and Freddie was killing kids and him and the rest of the town got together

1206
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:47,680
and killed Freddie.

1207
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:50,160
So he was a young adult, but he was still an adult.

1208
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:51,160
It doesn't make sense.

1209
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:52,160
I thought that too.

1210
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:54,360
And then I was trying to put it together, but that doesn't make sense.

1211
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:56,120
He says I killed you once before.

1212
00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:58,120
He literally says that to Freddie.

1213
00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:01,000
I'm telling you that makes no sense with the timing.

1214
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:02,000
Look at how old the nun is.

1215
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,960
Look, they should, he should be the same age as the nun.

1216
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:06,440
If that's the case.

1217
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:10,640
Well, he would have been like 10 years old.

1218
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:11,720
It's impossible.

1219
00:45:11,720 --> 00:45:14,560
How old was Freddie though, when he died?

1220
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:17,160
That I don't, well, he says it should be the same age he is now.

1221
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:18,160
So an adult.

1222
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:23,040
Well, that's what I'm saying, but if Freddie was 45, 50 something and his mom was from

1223
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:28,400
the early, from like the late 1800s, like early 19, I'm just saying like theoretically

1224
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:34,120
it could be possible that when this guy who's because Freddie is now ageless as a demoral

1225
00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:35,120
being.

1226
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:39,480
So if he got, let's say he was 50, let's say he was 50 when he, when he died and he got,

1227
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:41,840
when he was doing all this shit, he got caught, finally killed him.

1228
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:46,760
And let's say this guy was like 20 something, 25 when, and now he's 45.

1229
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:49,800
So it's been 20 years and the nun would be 75.

1230
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:51,320
So well, but the nun's dead.

1231
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:52,320
The nun's a ghost.

1232
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:53,560
We see her grave at the very end.

1233
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:54,560
She doesn't exist.

1234
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:55,560
That's another ghostly apparition.

1235
00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:59,660
You can't really base anything off of, but he does say that I killed you before.

1236
00:45:59,660 --> 00:46:06,200
So I do think him and the other town people got together, killed the actual Freddie Krueger

1237
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:10,080
and then I was thinking he killed him in one, but I can't remember for sure.

1238
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:12,160
And one, I thought he was in one.

1239
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:14,040
No, I think he dies in every movie.

1240
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:15,040
You know what I'm saying?

1241
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:19,600
So I don't think he was talking about when Freddie was alive.

1242
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:23,960
I think he's talking about, he was part of the first group from the first movie.

1243
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:29,280
But this is where his actual body's buried, which makes like, this is where he, they actually

1244
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:30,280
killed him.

1245
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:31,280
When they go to the junkyard.

1246
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:32,280
I get that.

1247
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:33,280
Cause that's when she goes to him.

1248
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:34,400
She's like, dad, like we got to talk about this.

1249
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:36,980
Where did you guys bury his body?

1250
00:46:36,980 --> 00:46:38,760
Because she was there for the first movie.

1251
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:39,760
She was one of the kids.

1252
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:40,760
Yeah.

1253
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:41,760
Yeah.

1254
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:46,440
I don't know what the aftermath of it was, but like, I think this is where they actually

1255
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:47,780
put his real body.

1256
00:46:47,780 --> 00:46:49,320
So I do think they actually killed him.

1257
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:55,280
Cause I'm pretty sure it took very little time for him to be burned to then start trying

1258
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:57,320
to kill the Elm Street kids.

1259
00:46:57,320 --> 00:47:01,620
So it might've been like, well, is this the first one where you get like the backstory

1260
00:47:01,620 --> 00:47:04,200
of how Freddie became Freddie type thing?

1261
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:06,960
You kind of get it in one, but not in the other.

1262
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:08,960
This one gives you a lot more of the facts.

1263
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:09,960
Okay.

1264
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:10,960
Is there any sympathy for Freddie?

1265
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:11,960
No, no, no.

1266
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:14,000
He murdered a hundred mania.

1267
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:17,200
Oh, well, yeah.

1268
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:23,560
So we do find out the origin story of, of him is, uh, and I do, it's the way they tell

1269
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:28,920
it is pretty cool where she's just like, yeah, so there was a nun, uh, and, uh, no, no,

1270
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:35,760
well, there's this, Freddie Krueger's mom was sent to, was left over, uh, over the weekend

1271
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:41,680
at a insane asylum and the convicts got her and raped her hundreds of times over the course

1272
00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:46,200
of the, and when they found her, uh, like she was just a broken mess.

1273
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:50,960
And then, so Freddie is the bastard child of a hundred rings of a hundred plus rates.

1274
00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:51,960
We don't know.

1275
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:53,600
They literally called the bastard child of a hundred mania.

1276
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:54,600
Yeah.

1277
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:56,160
I don't know who you don't know who it is.

1278
00:47:56,160 --> 00:48:03,760
And so he was born in a very, uh, rough position, but that doesn't excuse killing kids.

1279
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:08,080
Well, I know in the remake, like I think I thought in the remake, they make it kind of

1280
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:12,000
a similar story, but it's like Freddie wasn't actually killing the kids.

1281
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:16,000
Like the parents just assumed he was the one killing the kids in the remake and it was

1282
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:22,880
a false, just an innocent guy, just an innocent guy that lived in a boiler room.

1283
00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:25,600
The townspeople got together and killed him.

1284
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:27,080
That's why he was Frankenstein.

1285
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:28,960
That's why he came back to kill kids in their dreams.

1286
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:32,560
I really, uh, I really did a lot with my life, bitch.

1287
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:35,280
This is kind of a direct take on Frankenstein.

1288
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:36,280
Really?

1289
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:37,280
Yeah.

1290
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:38,280
In a way.

1291
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:41,280
Wait, I thought Frankenstein was a good guy.

1292
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:42,280
Wait, hold on.

1293
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:45,440
Frankenstein, the village people thought he did it, but he didn't.

1294
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:46,440
I'm saying they moved that part.

1295
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:47,440
Oh, you're talking about the remake.

1296
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:48,440
Yeah.

1297
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:49,440
The remake thing is like a take on Frankenstein.

1298
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:50,440
Not this.

1299
00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:51,440
Dream warriors like Frankenstein.

1300
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:52,440
No, no, no, no.

1301
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:53,440
The remake.

1302
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:55,240
I was really struggling to make the connection.

1303
00:48:55,240 --> 00:48:58,920
Like I wasn't going to just, at this point, I literally took the nose like, don't argue

1304
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:00,960
just for argument's sake.

1305
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:01,960
Hear him out.

1306
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:03,760
And then I'm glad I did because the remake.

1307
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:04,760
Yeah, I could see that.

1308
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:05,760
But I could.

1309
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:06,760
That is a fucked up way to die.

1310
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:07,760
Could you imagine Freddy?

1311
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:08,760
Just the Freddy in that remake.

1312
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:09,760
Defamed, buried, but no grave.

1313
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:10,760
The night before he gets caught.

1314
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:11,760
He's like, oh man, I love my job, bitch.

1315
00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:12,760
I grew up my mother.

1316
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:13,760
She did the best she could.

1317
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:14,760
I'm a groundskeeper, mom.

1318
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:15,760
And he's like looking at pictures, like I'm a groundskeeper and I'm doing the kids proud

1319
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:16,760
and I make sure that they come home.

1320
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:17,760
They come to school to a clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean,

1321
00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:18,760
clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean,

1322
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:33,760
I take there's no.

1323
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:37,320
There's no knives in the plate, there's no knives in the sand, bitch.

1324
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:41,160
There's no, there's no drugs on the, on the property, bitch.

1325
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:43,020
I take care of these children.

1326
00:49:43,020 --> 00:49:44,880
I love them as if they're my own mom.

1327
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:52,880
and I know that you had it rough being raped by all those maniacs, but I love you.

1328
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:55,880
And then someone came up and said, I bet that guy diddles the kids.

1329
00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:56,880
Let's fucking kill him.

1330
00:49:56,880 --> 00:49:57,880
What outrageous favorite.

1331
00:49:57,880 --> 00:49:59,880
She's like, nah, that guy's a pervert.

1332
00:49:59,880 --> 00:50:01,880
And they all just burn him alive.

1333
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:03,880
And he's like, why?

1334
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:04,880
Why?

1335
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:06,880
Tell the children it's not their fault, bitch.

1336
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:10,880
Tell them I was a good man, bitch.

1337
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:11,880
And then he burns.

1338
00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:14,880
They're like, you're the bitch, and they burn him.

1339
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:16,880
I don't know.

1340
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:17,880
That's great.

1341
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:21,880
I love sympathetic Freddy, but only remake Freddy.

1342
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:24,880
So, gee, Freddy's a monster.

1343
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:27,880
So, okay.

1344
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:33,880
And then, yeah, we get the, oh, yeah, so get Jason and the Argonauts, skeletons, poor fucking trick.

1345
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:35,880
Great reference, by the way.

1346
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:37,880
I'm surprised you've seen Jason and the Argonauts.

1347
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:39,880
Oh, dude, Clash of the Titans was like my jam.

1348
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:41,880
I only because you're younger.

1349
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:43,880
You're significantly younger than us.

1350
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:44,880
So I figured.

1351
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:45,880
Well, I watched all my parents' movies.

1352
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:48,880
We had like a whole wall of DVDs, like a movie store.

1353
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:50,880
That was her power, front flips.

1354
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:54,880
Oh, and then black, like the black dude is great because he, I think he seems clearance.

1355
00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:56,880
But, yeah, flippity flips.

1356
00:50:56,880 --> 00:50:57,880
Yeah, that's her whole power.

1357
00:50:57,880 --> 00:51:02,880
He grabs, look at that, super strong, which is great.

1358
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:05,880
I don't think you need to be super strong to pick up a 90-pound woman, but all right.

1359
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:06,880
No, yeah.

1360
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:07,880
But to do that, yeah.

1361
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:09,880
That was Patricia Arquette.

1362
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:11,880
Her tits weigh 80 pounds.

1363
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:15,880
Does that, the Patricia Arquette, the same one from?

1364
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:17,880
Yeah, you cannot kill David Arquette.

1365
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:19,880
You cannot kill David Arquette.

1366
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:21,880
But you can kill Patricia Arquette.

1367
00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:22,880
Apparently not.

1368
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:24,880
Well, you can't because she knows flips.

1369
00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:26,880
So now we have a Patricia.

1370
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:29,880
We've covered the Arquettes on the show.

1371
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:30,880
No, there's more.

1372
00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:31,880
Give it up for the Arquettes, everybody.

1373
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:33,880
There's a lot more.

1374
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:34,880
There's a lot more Arquettes.

1375
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:36,880
We'll try to get through the rest of them.

1376
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:38,880
There's another one in The Wedding Singer.

1377
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:39,880
The Arquette dynasty.

1378
00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:41,880
We'll get through all of the Arquettes.

1379
00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:44,880
So, oh, I think he does die.

1380
00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:46,880
Is he about to die right now?

1381
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:48,880
I forgot.

1382
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:50,880
I would say yeah.

1383
00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:51,880
I would say yeah, he's about to die.

1384
00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:53,880
It looks like he's about to die.

1385
00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:55,880
The souls of children give me strength.

1386
00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:57,880
Oh, then he does this.

1387
00:51:57,880 --> 00:51:59,880
And that's the best shot of the whole fucking movie.

1388
00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:01,880
That's basically what the drawing kind of looks like.

1389
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:02,880
It's those faces.

1390
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:04,880
Yeah, so he's just drawing his chest.

1391
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:08,880
That one at the bottom looks so sad, the kid in his chest.

1392
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:10,880
He's like, I'm the closest one to his dick.

1393
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:12,880
It smells.

1394
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:14,880
I want to see it again.

1395
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:16,880
It smells like a burnt hot dog.

1396
00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:19,880
I want to look at that one specifically on the bottom there.

1397
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:21,880
Oh, yeah.

1398
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:23,880
Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.

1399
00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:26,880
I really like how much fun Robert Englund has with this part.

1400
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:28,880
He really does, and you can tell it.

1401
00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:30,880
He deserves to retire, though.

1402
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:33,880
Yeah, she looks like she has seen some of the shit.

1403
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:35,880
This guy knows what's up.

1404
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:37,880
He just keeps his eyes closed.

1405
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:41,880
But she keeps one eye open and just watches.

1406
00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:44,880
Oh, gross.

1407
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:46,880
And then, wait, where's the Jason?

1408
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:48,880
There we go.

1409
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:50,880
So they're trying to, they put the body in a trunk of a car

1410
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:53,880
in a scrap yard, which is fine, whatever.

1411
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:55,880
Except for those all get scrapped eventually.

1412
00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:57,880
That's fine.

1413
00:52:57,880 --> 00:52:59,880
That seems kind of dumb.

1414
00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:01,880
How long has the body been there?

1415
00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:05,880
And so, yeah, that's whatever.

1416
00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:07,880
It does some damage.

1417
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:10,880
Okay, yep, there it is.

1418
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:12,880
Bury the fucking thing.

1419
00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:14,880
All right, here's the skeleton.

1420
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:16,880
It's, that's some graphics.

1421
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:19,880
That's some 87 graphics right there.

1422
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:21,880
Bitch.

1423
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:23,880
A bony bitch.

1424
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:25,880
We were laughing about this and saying, my wife's like,

1425
00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:27,880
well, you know, you got to remember the time.

1426
00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:30,880
And I'm like, yeah, when Star Wars came out.

1427
00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:32,880
There's no excuse for this.

1428
00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:34,880
Eight years before this.

1429
00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:37,880
Star Wars also came out the same year that they did the last

1430
00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:39,880
beheading in France.

1431
00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:41,880
They just stopped beheading people.

1432
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:44,880
I'm just saying that the graphics could have been better.

1433
00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:49,880
Did we learn that when we did our Stranger in Paradise?

1434
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:51,880
I know shit.

1435
00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:53,880
There's a lot rattling around up here.

1436
00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:55,880
I think I told you that back.

1437
00:53:55,880 --> 00:53:57,880
You just keep stealing my facts today all that long.

1438
00:53:57,880 --> 00:53:59,880
Vsauce, that's where I got it from.

1439
00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:01,880
I will say this about this movie.

1440
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:03,880
The audio mixing was horrendous.

1441
00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:05,880
Yeah, it was real bad.

1442
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:07,880
I mean, it was bad.

1443
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:09,880
There'd be these long dialogue scenes that you couldn't hear

1444
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:11,880
anywhere.

1445
00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:13,880
They didn't have John Carpenter to write the movie, direct it,

1446
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:15,880
and do the music.

1447
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:17,880
I had that issue, too.

1448
00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:19,880
The dialogue was so low.

1449
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:21,880
I thought maybe it was just because it was so old.

1450
00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:23,880
The one I watched was only 94.

1451
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:25,880
So it wasn't that new.

1452
00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:27,880
But it was, yeah.

1453
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:29,880
It was a little bit loud.

1454
00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:31,880
And then it gets loud.

1455
00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:33,880
And then my wife pops out, she's like, that's kind of loud.

1456
00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:35,880
You're going to wake the kids.

1457
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:37,880
That was my problem.

1458
00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:39,880
And in this movie particularly, because this movie really, by the

1459
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:41,880
way, for anyone out there, this movie needs a trigger warning.

1460
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:46,880
This movie not only deals with suicide and depression, but it

1461
00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:48,880
also shows it.

1462
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:51,880
So be aware of that.

1463
00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:55,880
Because we were watching the volume thing was because the

1464
00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:57,880
kids were in the bedroom.

1465
00:54:57,880 --> 00:55:01,880
And well, my granddaughter's friend who's with her happened

1466
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:03,880
just had an issue like that.

1467
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:07,880
And I was terrified when I saw the opening of this movie that

1468
00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:10,880
they were going to come out because there was so much

1469
00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:12,880
suicidal ideation.

1470
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:15,880
Yeah, that's something you don't want to put in your kids'

1471
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:17,880
head when they're already dealing with depression.

1472
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:19,880
Especially not one that's already got problems.

1473
00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:21,880
Just ignore the suicide, depression part, kids.

1474
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:25,880
Just focus on the child molester that got burnt in a fire.

1475
00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:27,880
Just focus on that.

1476
00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:29,880
They're only depressed and suicidal because the child

1477
00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:31,880
molester is trying to get them.

1478
00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:33,880
Listen, there's one thing I care about.

1479
00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:35,880
It's the cleanliness of the playground.

1480
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:37,880
I've never touched a child in my life.

1481
00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:39,880
Bob, you know this.

1482
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:41,880
I love you so much.

1483
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:43,880
You became a nun.

1484
00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:45,880
I follow Christ this day.

1485
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:47,880
I'm a big believer.

1486
00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:51,880
I'm going to say my nightly prayers, bitch.

1487
00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:53,880
That's the remake that they could have done.

1488
00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:55,880
It's just a whole story of him just being a good

1489
00:55:55,880 --> 00:55:57,880
groundskeeper and then him getting murdered in the end.

1490
00:55:57,880 --> 00:56:01,880
And then that would be legit grounds for revenge.

1491
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:04,880
Like X-Men Origins, Freddie.

1492
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:06,880
But you don't go after the kids.

1493
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:08,880
You go after the actual parents.

1494
00:56:08,880 --> 00:56:10,880
That would be a fun remake because every time we've seen

1495
00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:12,880
the Freddie, it's always like go after the teenagers

1496
00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:15,880
because you want to see hot young kids fool around and

1497
00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:17,880
getting fucked up, right?

1498
00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:19,880
Because that's just the slasher job.

1499
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:21,880
Could have ordered that better, but yeah.

1500
00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:23,880
What did I say?

1501
00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:25,880
Hot young teens.

1502
00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:27,880
Hot young kids fucking around.

1503
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:29,880
You want to see it?

1504
00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:31,880
Hot young people, maybe.

1505
00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:33,880
I meant teens, whatever.

1506
00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:35,880
We've been talking about this, him and his kids the whole time.

1507
00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:37,880
No, no, no.

1508
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:41,880
But imagine if it was the remake idea that we're thinking of.

1509
00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:43,880
Just innocent Freddie Krueger.

1510
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:45,880
He's an outcast.

1511
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:47,880
He loves Jesus.

1512
00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:49,880
We have a backlog of movies we need to write.

1513
00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:51,880
We're going to be the new A24.

1514
00:56:51,880 --> 00:56:53,880
We're going to be the A420.

1515
00:56:53,880 --> 00:56:55,880
A420.

1516
00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:57,880
It's going to be all bad movies remade.

1517
00:56:57,880 --> 00:56:59,880
Back in Me Too, Battlefield Earth 2.

1518
00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:01,880
Battle Earth 2.

1519
00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:03,880
Freddie the beginning.

1520
00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:05,880
Freddie the bitchening.

1521
00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:07,880
It's an origin story, bitch.

1522
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:09,880
OK, here's a question.

1523
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:13,880
My brain won't process.

1524
00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:17,880
I can't process the junkyard scene that we're just talking about.

1525
00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:19,880
Where they go and they fight Freddie in the junkyard.

1526
00:57:19,880 --> 00:57:21,880
They're awake.

1527
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:23,880
I can't process what's going on.

1528
00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:25,880
Well, it's the beginning of the new nightmare.

1529
00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:29,880
It's the first bleed through into our reality.

1530
00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:31,880
That's what it is.

1531
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:33,880
I think maybe his physical body.

1532
00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:35,880
So you just explained it for yourself, but that didn't help.

1533
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:39,880
I think the fact that it's his actual physical body makes it a different thing than in Dreams.

1534
00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:43,880
You're fighting his real Freddie.

1535
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:45,880
His remains.

1536
00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:51,880
No, actually, I think we're really, we are watching a movie that exists in the Freddie universe.

1537
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:55,880
So when you watch Tarantino, I've said this before, but when you watch Tarantino,

1538
00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:57,880
if you watch a movie like, I think it's...

1539
00:57:57,880 --> 00:57:59,880
Reservoir Dogs.

1540
00:57:59,880 --> 00:58:01,880
Reservoir Dogs is a movie, right?

1541
00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:05,880
So Reservoir Dogs is a movie that the people in Pulp Fiction watch at the movie theater.

1542
00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:09,880
So John Travolta's character might have seen Reservoir Dogs.

1543
00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:13,880
He might have also seen Django Unchained.

1544
00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:17,880
But Once Upon a Time in Hollywood are the actors who would be playing in some of those movies.

1545
00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:21,880
And Glorious Basterds is a historical thing that happened.

1546
00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:23,880
And Hateful Eight, I also think is a...

1547
00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:27,880
I don't know if it's a movie or if it's historical.

1548
00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:33,880
In this realm then, in the Freddie realm, since now we have New Nightmares canon,

1549
00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:39,880
in New Nightmare, this actress and Wes Craven and Robert Englund all are aware of the movies.

1550
00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:49,880
So Nightmare 3, Dream Warriors, is a movie that takes place in the Freddie universe.

1551
00:58:49,880 --> 00:58:51,880
So it really doesn't have to make any sense.

1552
00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:55,880
It's just a silly horror movie that they did for this Heather chick to play in.

1553
00:58:55,880 --> 00:59:03,880
But the real Freddie storyline is he can bleed into our world, which is proven by New Nightmare.

1554
00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:05,880
So that's just...

1555
00:59:05,880 --> 00:59:07,880
Kind of a taste of what's to come.

1556
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:09,880
It's a taste of what could come.

1557
00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:11,880
So it's established lore by the point we get to the New Nightmare.

1558
00:59:11,880 --> 00:59:15,880
Or they did what they do a lot of times and they blink, fall asleep.

1559
00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:17,880
They're sleepwalking.

1560
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:21,880
If they really did it in Inception style, just think about the Inception world,

1561
00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:24,880
like is it a dream, is it not a dream, is it a dream, is it not a dream?

1562
00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:30,880
What we really could be is all of this one extended nightmare from the blonde chick,

1563
00:59:30,880 --> 00:59:32,880
Patricia Arquette, falling asleep at her desk.

1564
00:59:32,880 --> 00:59:33,880
And she keeps...

1565
00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:38,880
She even has a repeat of seeing her mom come into the room again as she cuts off her head.

1566
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:39,880
Freddie does.

1567
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:40,880
Freddie cuts off her head.

1568
00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:42,880
It's a yes at her with the head.

1569
00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:46,880
But could you imagine if it could be one of those things where...

1570
00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:52,880
And I know I rarely bring this up, but there's an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

1571
00:59:52,880 --> 01:00:00,880
Buffy the Vampire Slayer where Buffy wakes up in an insane asylum and everyone around her,

1572
01:00:00,880 --> 01:00:05,880
the nurses and the doctors and stuff, are the principal actors and characters in her show.

1573
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:08,880
And they're all like, hey, you're not a vampire slayer.

1574
01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:10,880
Like, I know that you think you are.

1575
01:00:10,880 --> 01:00:16,880
And it's like we're trying to help you, but you're just a regular girl that thinks you fight vampires and shit.

1576
01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:17,880
Was that like the last episode?

1577
01:00:17,880 --> 01:00:18,880
No, no, no.

1578
01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:19,880
Because that would be hilarious if it was.

1579
01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:20,880
That was like the whole show.

1580
01:00:20,880 --> 01:00:25,880
But it would be, but like this was a hard episode.

1581
01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:27,880
Like it was rough because she eventually like...

1582
01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:29,880
It was a demon, I think, the whole time causing it.

1583
01:00:29,880 --> 01:00:34,880
But it's something to that effect where like what about if this chick's just falling asleep

1584
01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:38,880
and these are just some people that she knows in real life, like Nancy.

1585
01:00:38,880 --> 01:00:39,880
Maybe she knows from...

1586
01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:40,880
She's only a few years older.

1587
01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:44,880
So like maybe she was a soft freshman when she was a senior, stuff like that.

1588
01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:48,880
But yeah, so I think that explains it all.

1589
01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:53,880
Because honestly, that scene, I was like the whole time I'm watching, I'm going, why do they see Freddy there?

1590
01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:54,880
They're awake.

1591
01:00:54,880 --> 01:01:00,880
Yeah, because it's just a silly horror movie in the grand scheme of the real horror franchise of Freddy,

1592
01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:08,880
which will bleed into a couple of days from now when you watch our Freddy versus Jason critique.

1593
01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:09,880
Which I've not seen.

1594
01:01:09,880 --> 01:01:16,880
Which, so I'm not going to give anything away, but just think of New Nightmare as the,

1595
01:01:16,880 --> 01:01:22,880
I would say the start of the actual continuity of Freddy, where he's able to bleed in and out

1596
01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:27,880
and he knows that he's self-referential, that he's been in movies, I think is the way to go.

1597
01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:31,880
I think Freddy versus Jason is one of my favorites for this genre.

1598
01:01:31,880 --> 01:01:32,880
See, I've never seen it.

1599
01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:37,880
It's funny, it's great, like it's good violence and good kills.

1600
01:01:37,880 --> 01:01:38,880
Now Jason...

1601
01:01:38,880 --> 01:01:39,880
Have you seen three or haven't seen?

1602
01:01:39,880 --> 01:01:40,880
I've seen it before.

1603
01:01:40,880 --> 01:01:42,880
I mean, I've seen it before.

1604
01:01:42,880 --> 01:01:43,880
It's been a while.

1605
01:01:43,880 --> 01:01:45,880
It's definitely worth it.

1606
01:01:45,880 --> 01:01:50,880
If we're going to rate it, which I guess we should, because that's what we do.

1607
01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:52,880
So let's just put some ratings on these.

1608
01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:54,880
I actually really like Dream Warriors.

1609
01:01:54,880 --> 01:02:02,880
Thinking of it in the context of it being a movie within the Freddy sphere, the Nightmare sphere,

1610
01:02:02,880 --> 01:02:03,880
I like it a lot.

1611
01:02:03,880 --> 01:02:11,880
So I'm going to give it on our scale of B through W, I give it like a strong C plus as far as horror movies goes.

1612
01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:13,880
It's like a fun, super fun, super great.

1613
01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:16,880
That would be great for a regular episode, but that's not how we do things.

1614
01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:19,880
We do it on a scale of out of five.

1615
01:02:19,880 --> 01:02:35,880
And so I'm going to give this a 3.9 inches of Penis Monster out of five inches of Penis Monster.

1616
01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:40,880
The five minutes I spent watching the entire movie,

1617
01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:45,880
I thought it was a wonderful blend of cinematography,

1618
01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:50,880
combining a bunch of different elements, practical effects, animation, even claymation.

1619
01:02:50,880 --> 01:02:52,880
Yeah, the claymation was fantastic.

1620
01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:54,880
The story of it is great.

1621
01:02:54,880 --> 01:03:00,880
Introducing a new idea of people actually fighting him in their dreams instead of just running away.

1622
01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:04,880
I'm going to give it a four bitches.

1623
01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:05,880
Four bitch.

1624
01:03:05,880 --> 01:03:07,880
We're very similar in our thoughts on it.

1625
01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:12,880
I thought, you know, very good movie in the in the Freddy, which I've only seen like three or four of them.

1626
01:03:12,880 --> 01:03:15,880
The first one, I think you're going to watch New Nightmare.

1627
01:03:15,880 --> 01:03:19,880
I may watch or going into a couple weeks.

1628
01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:23,880
I got a couple of weeks. So probably before I watched the other one, I might recommend we all do that.

1629
01:03:23,880 --> 01:03:25,880
I think it's going to bleed. It might bleed in.

1630
01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:29,880
There might be some I can't remember if there's actual references to it.

1631
01:03:29,880 --> 01:03:32,880
But I like the skin. I think there is.

1632
01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:34,880
I think I think there is a reference to very subtle.

1633
01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:38,880
I think it's very subtle on the other hand, which we'll get into just a sec.

1634
01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:40,880
But OK, continue with your score.

1635
01:03:40,880 --> 01:03:43,880
Well, basically three and a half Bert fedoras.

1636
01:03:43,880 --> 01:03:45,880
Bert fedoras. OK. Yeah.

1637
01:03:45,880 --> 01:03:48,880
So Bert, it was brown the whole time, not that green fedora.

1638
01:03:48,880 --> 01:03:54,880
Mike is like non green fedora guy adamantly in that camp.

1639
01:03:54,880 --> 01:03:57,880
You fans out there, Mike is with you.

1640
01:03:57,880 --> 01:03:59,880
So and then you did great.

1641
01:03:59,880 --> 01:04:02,880
Yeah, I mean, I I really enjoyed New Nightmare.

1642
01:04:02,880 --> 01:04:06,880
I've seen it before. I wanted to rewatch it again because I like how meta meta it is.

1643
01:04:06,880 --> 01:04:09,880
And I like the you know, all the different references.

1644
01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:16,880
Silly. It's definitely a lot cheesier now that I'm older watching it versus watching it when I was in high school.

1645
01:04:16,880 --> 01:04:22,880
But I give it the strong I'd say a four out of five baby shit green hats.

1646
01:04:22,880 --> 01:04:26,880
Oh, shit. So he's team green hat team Bert fedora.

1647
01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:28,880
Oh, shit. We have no we're Austin.

1648
01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:33,880
We're like we stay out of the hat game. We don't have any hats in this race.

1649
01:04:33,880 --> 01:04:37,880
It's actually pea soup green. But it looks like baby diarrhea green.

1650
01:04:37,880 --> 01:04:44,880
Join us tomorrow for our Friday the 13th Halloween episode.

1651
01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:48,880
And the reason I bring that up, I normally don't specifically call out what's going to be happening.

1652
01:04:48,880 --> 01:04:50,880
This is a very planned thing that we plan.

1653
01:04:50,880 --> 01:05:00,880
And then if you follow us the day after we are covering in a full Fried Rice episode podcast, Fried Rice podcast episode.

1654
01:05:00,880 --> 01:05:03,880
What did I say? We're going to be doing both.

1655
01:05:03,880 --> 01:05:06,880
Are there two or is there just one? Freddie versus Jason?

1656
01:05:06,880 --> 01:05:09,880
This one we're going to be doing Freddie versus Jason.

1657
01:05:09,880 --> 01:05:12,880
So catch us for the catch us for that.

1658
01:05:12,880 --> 01:05:15,880
And then if you like that combination, just wait until next week.

1659
01:05:15,880 --> 01:05:18,880
All right, everybody. You have a great rest of your day.

1660
01:05:18,880 --> 01:05:21,880
And oh, wait, no, let's all enter. Just the doorbell got me.

1661
01:05:21,880 --> 01:05:26,880
It's either the cops are guests or a package.

1662
01:05:26,880 --> 01:05:30,880
Is it the cops? OK, we're good.

1663
01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:33,880
And then we're just going to finish this episode real quick.

1664
01:05:33,880 --> 01:05:38,880
So with me as always is we have Michael.

1665
01:05:38,880 --> 01:05:40,880
He's an old bitch.

1666
01:05:40,880 --> 01:05:42,880
Larsen have a good week.

1667
01:05:42,880 --> 01:05:44,880
We have Austin bitch Farrell.

1668
01:05:44,880 --> 01:05:47,880
I was I was an innocent man. I was framed.

1669
01:05:47,880 --> 01:05:49,880
And we have Brendan. One, two.

1670
01:05:49,880 --> 01:05:51,880
Brendan's coming for you.

1671
01:05:51,880 --> 01:05:54,880
Three, four is going to smoke some more.

1672
01:05:54,880 --> 01:05:57,880
Five, six, smoking sticks.

1673
01:05:57,880 --> 01:06:01,880
Seven, eight. Smoking's great.

1674
01:06:01,880 --> 01:06:03,880
Little bitch. You bitch shipply.

1675
01:06:03,880 --> 01:06:05,880
Bitch. Please wake up.

1676
01:06:05,880 --> 01:06:09,880
Jesus. And I'm your host, Andy Rice, bitch.

1677
01:06:09,880 --> 01:06:11,880
And this has been something.

1678
01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:13,880
All right. Fried. We've been fried.

1679
01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:15,880
We've been podcast. We've been rice and we've been huddled.

1680
01:06:15,880 --> 01:06:17,880
We've been.

1681
01:06:45,880 --> 01:06:47,880
We've been.