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And welcome everybody to another exciting episode of Fried Rice Podcast.

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I'm your host, Andy Rice.

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Let's get fried.

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This is a special spooky season.

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Let's get it started right with me as always.

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It's Austin.

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He traveled three hours.

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I did it wrong.

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Austin, scrotum of a panda.

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Check me out on X hamster.

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It's Michael, two buttholes baked to perfection on a post-apocalyptic highway.

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Larson.

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I'm the lost Sanderson brother.

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Oh, shit.

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So that's going to be real weird when you talk about how hot Sarah Jessica Parker is

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later.

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You just put yourself in a weird and sexual hole, Michael.

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And this is always, it is Brennan.

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A shippley up to Austin.

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But I also, two hairs, two armpit hairs from an angry bearded woman at a carnival in Minnesota.

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That was a long one.

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It was.

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I couldn't, because this isn't a Halloween special.

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This is a regular Fried Rice episode podcast.

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We're just happy to be doing a Halloween movie in time for the holidays.

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So I can't give you a holiday themed intro.

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If you want one of those things, you just pay attention to just a short week or two

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to time.

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Depending on when you listen to this.

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It's already passed.

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We're starting our 17 nights of Halloween.

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So join us for that.

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It's going to be exciting.

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But until then, we're doing hocus pocus, bitches.

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But first, what are we smoking?

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What'd you pack, Brennan?

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Well, first off, what did we destroy ourselves on before we even started this thing?

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We're drinking a pumpkin spice coffee.

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It's their Autumn themed, it's called Autumn Haze.

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It's a sativa.

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And the joint broke, so we unrolled it and packed it in the bowl.

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And you're drinking pumpkin spice coffee as well.

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So you're all in the holiday spirit.

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Still September, you pumpkin slut.

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I'm ready.

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It's the end of September.

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We're recording Halloween themed.

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I was like, perfect time to do Halloween stuff.

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Yeah, fuck it, man.

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It's nice.

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It's that time.

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It's the time of the year, especially for eggnog to start popping up.

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That's my favorite shit.

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I don't put alcohol in it.

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I know it's weird.

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I don't either.

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But it's just the tastiest holiday beverage.

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I walk to the fridge like the maturing candidate in the middle of the night and just drink

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it right out of the fridge.

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All of us do.

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There's not a person in this room that isn't going to buy some pumpkin spice eggnog.

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All of the seasonings that are in both pumpkin spice and eggnog are what I love about fall.

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Cinnamon, allspice, nutmeg, all of that stuff.

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It puts me in spooky mode.

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It puts me in also the Christmas mode.

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So it's like there's that nice fun balance that, you know, that nightmare before Christmas

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middle ground of spooky and cozy that I love.

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Even though I feel like November is kind of the nicest month because in a way it's the

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less there's no pressure.

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Part of it.

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Part of it is it doesn't feel right.

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It feels so weird.

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Yeah, my AC is blasting right now.

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It's just keeping it down to the 70s and you're drinking pumpkin spice coffee.

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Yeah, and I get it, dude.

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But no, that tastes really good.

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My throat's on fire.

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Oh, and then the other thing I just packed was the originals.

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I've been getting it from THC originals jack.

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It's a Tiva as well.

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And it's been pretty good.

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I've been enjoying it.

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Yeah, I've been kind of enjoying the switch to sativa.

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It's been a little while since I've picked up sativa for myself.

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So changing it up every now and again is good.

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Yeah, it's very tasty.

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I know that cheater fucked me the fuck up.

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It's not often, ladies and gentlemen, I smoke a lot.

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It's not often that I get annihilated.

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And I just have just house weed, whatever the fuck I have.

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I haven't picked up anything in a minute because I'm trying to be just a little bit more responsible

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about...

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Well, that's not true.

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I just buy a lot more vape pens.

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I think that's usually how I go.

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So if we're going off of...

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So you're more responsible with your lungs.

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Yeah, so if I'm just highlighting then...I've been going to Story Cannabis and they on Fridays

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have an amazing deal.

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It's buy one, get one on these little fucking beauties right here.

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And they're called M-Fused Super Fog.

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They taste amazing.

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They're two grammars and they're tiny.

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This is compact fucking pits.

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Great.

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I get fucked up off these things.

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Is it rechargeable?

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Because it's two grams.

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That's what it's out.

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And they look so cute.

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It's a cutie.

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It's a cutie patootie.

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I will say that the one that I've been getting, which of the...

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What's good to know going in, there's basically three different types.

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There's let's call it the fruity flavors, which are hands down some of the best tasting

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vapes I've ever had in my life weed-wise.

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So if you like fruity tasting vapes, that's the way to go.

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I think they're really good and they hit hard.

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I had the lychee flavor.

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I've had grape.

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I've had a couple other ones.

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They've got some interesting...

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Yeah, the lychee was good.

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Lychee's great.

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The fact that they had a lychee flavor, which is great.

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Hope it's not pronounced lychee.

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Is it?

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Leche.

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Leche?

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Is it Spanish?

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You're thinking of...

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It's Asian.

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The little white round...

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It's lychee.

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L-Y-C-H-E.

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Listen, we have Googled every other fucking thing.

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We literally pulled up porn on our Christmas special, I think, earlier.

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Let's see.

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You guys missed me on the last episode.

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How did Double Dragon go?

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This is a lychee, by the way.

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I hope it's pronounced that way.

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I think you're right.

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If I go here, does it tell you?

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Lychee.

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Oh yeah, lychee.

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Let's see.

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I think it's lychee.

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Oh, no.

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I found another AI.

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All right.

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Oh, God.

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I found another AI.

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All right.

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We'll come back.

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That one's just taking over.

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That one's just...

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Taking over the simulation.

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So, Super Fog.

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I think they're great.

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The fruity flavors, super delicious.

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They get you fucked up.

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They're great.

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But on the other hand, they have the...

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I think they're great.

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They're great.

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They're great.

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They're great.

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They're great.

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They have the loud and fire options.

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And they taste more like weed.

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Like a lot more like weed.

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They just taste like weed.

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Here, try that.

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And they get you, I think, significantly more.

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So not...

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Maybe I shouldn't say significantly, because the other ones are pretty great.

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I didn't know what I was missing until the bottom.

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I was just tossing them around.

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Not catch them.

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You know, I was just...

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It's great branding.

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Anyway, to buy one, get one.

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At Story Cannabis on Fridays.

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How much are they?

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Well, they're not cheap.

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They're two grammars, so it comes out to like 60 bucks.

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But for two, that's not bad.

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But for two, it's not bad at all.

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And this is just what I'm feeling like spoiling myself with like a cool little...

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Because I have other babes.

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But yeah, so that's what we've been smoking.

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And let's move on to the movie.

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Oh, I'm so sorry.

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Yeah, I brought up, I missed the Double Dragon episode.

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I'm so sorry.

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You interrupted when you were smoking, which is, I think, a little rude.

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I came in the back door of a sentence you were saying.

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That's what she said.

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So came in the back door.

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It's funny you said that.

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Pornhub time.

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I'm sorry, I could not let it go.

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That sounds exactly like...

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Give me a recap of Double Dragon episode.

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How'd that go?

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I think we enjoyed talking about it.

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I think if you look at the world building that Double Dragon had, it's pretty crazy.

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Yeah, the oxy booths.

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The oxy booths, the post earthquake jacked up city, like literally on jacks.

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Like everything's jack powered, was pretty crazy.

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We liked Robert Patrick as...

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Is that his name, Robert Patrick?

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Yeah, we liked him as Shuko and he was hamming it up and we liked it a lot.

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I like things about it but not a good movie.

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Boa Bobo was great.

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Oh yeah, Boa Bobo, the giant scrotal monster running around in the shower.

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His bathroom scene.

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I'm ugly.

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I'm ugly.

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Oh yeah, that's one of the most tragic things ever built.

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It's a sentient penis coming to life, discovering itself in a mirror and then saying it's ugly.

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If that's not the definition of body shaving, I don't know what it is.

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How many times have I come out of the shower and seen my own penis look up into the mirror

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and just say to itself, I'm ugly and walk away.

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Any reference to Alyssa Milano looking like Slim Shady the entire movie?

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Oh, that's pretty funny.

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A lot of adult...

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Just her bending over three different times and everyone's like...

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I forgot about that pervy scene until you brought it up.

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They immediately lost points in my mind as heroes.

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Once you go perv, you gotta listen.

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If you're gonna be the hero in any situation, including fictional or real life, take the

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sex out of it.

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If you're rescuing a pretty girl from harm, don't objectify her on the way out.

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Don't ruin my Superman porn.

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Your Superman porn?

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No, porn is our paid actress in my opinion.

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That's okay.

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I believe you wanted to say...

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More movie actors, more actors.

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Wait, wait, wait.

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Superman porn?

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Super...

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You can watch any...

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Superman or Superman porn?

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No, you can watch any superhero on Pornode.

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I think he has a porn group.

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I would think you meant Supergirl, because that's what I would watch is Supergirl porn.

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But to go back to your other point, I think...

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Like the old Wonder Woman joke?

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I think there's a space between super and man when you're Googling on Pornhub.

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I think he has a point.

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I think you're looking up Superman porn.

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And I think what...

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Superman thing porn.

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Of course.

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He's just typing in the word super and man thing into Pornhub and he's just pulling up

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whatever pops up.

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Also ending up on a list.

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I'm always on a list.

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Also are you specifically trying to watch Superman fuck other bitches?

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Or do you want to...

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I'm not.

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I'm just saying it exists.

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Do you want to watch the cosplay?

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Because I prefer...

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See, I wish...

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Cosplay, yeah.

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We've done...

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I'm sure we did the X-Men...

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I'm sure I've gone down a deep dive into how I would want to see a superhero porn be directed.

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Sure.

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I think you did.

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Hancock nailed it.

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Hancock nailed it.

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Did we just shoot loads through the ceiling of his trailer?

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Well, that's pretty great.

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Yeah, I mean, it would be great if Superman, yeah, just pulled out and shot a load into

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space.

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It would be one of the best comics of all time or one of the best...

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I mean, we are doing a rewatch of Smallville.

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I can't tell you what happens in season six, but there is that one cum shot to space.

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If you want to know how Lois dies.

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Just out through her skull.

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Right through her skull.

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Yeah.

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Well, realistically, your dick would probably go out like the back of her spinal cord.

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But yeah, I get what you're saying.

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You know what would be great though is if Superman did bust, like he pulled out and

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shot a load into space and then Lobo got like a weird facial a few light years away and

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he was like, what the fuck was that?

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And that's what brings him to earth to fight Superman?

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Hey, bub, you just fucking came on my face, man.

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What's going on?

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I love Lobo.

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If you're not familiar, he's space Wolverine.

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He's one of the coolest DC heroes.

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I think they made him specifically to be like, oh, we need a little Wolverine.

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They made him look like Wolverine.

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He's fucking bad ass.

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He's Wolverine and Deadpool mixed together on a bike in space and he just goes around

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and fuck shit up.

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He's a bounty hunter and everybody hates him and people kind of love him.

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Like I mean, I'm talking in the universe, everyone outside the universe.

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He's a underrated hero, the fact that we don't have him live action yet is crazy.

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It like we need a Lobo.

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So hashtag DC really hasn't messed with space much yet.

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So we got Green Lantern Corps in the Snyder Cut.

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Marvel just has them on the ground.

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Marvel just benchers in game.

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Just fucking boom.

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And they're like, we made a we released the Snyder Cut.

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You know what the problem is, is that too many people are fucking assholes in the world.

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Are any of the DC movies awful?

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No, no, they're not.

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Not any of them.

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I saw that that new Flash one.

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It's not that bad.

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That one.

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It's like a movie.

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They brought the Nick Cage Superman.

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I love it.

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All that.

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All that stuff.

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That's great.

335
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I don't care about the graph.

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Oh, the graphics aren't up to par with other things.

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All right.

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Over it.

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And now I look at about the story.

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Now I'm like, cool.

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I wanted to see Nick Cage Superman in the movie that he should have starred in that

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we would have had, which would have been fucking sick.

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And that would have existed in the Batman universe.

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The one the George Clooney Batman universe that would have existed simultaneously.

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We would have had the first instance of a we could have had a Batman Superman, George

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Clooney versus Nick Cage would have been amazing.

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And we would have gotten long haired Superman.

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It would have been a more nuanced Superman because you know, Nick Cage wouldn't have

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been like, I'm Superman.

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We were just talking about this the other day because that that actually fits because

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how the fuck does Superman cut his hair anyway?

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Yeah.

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Mike did ask that.

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And he I said that he shaves by looking in the mirror and using his Heat Ray vision.

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Is it like DC is just DC and Marvel is like Disney and Star Wars and all that stuff.

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They just have more money.

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They have a bigger studio.

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And DC is just DC by itself or is there a big same budget and it's not DC Warner Brothers?

359
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Yeah.

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Warner Brothers Warner Brothers.

361
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Yeah.

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The power of Warner Brothers and the backing of HBO.

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Yeah.

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So if you watch Warner Brothers has shut down their fucking game division.

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So we're not getting any Warner Brothers games anytime soon.

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They have a bunch of like the nemesis system from the Lord of the Rings game.

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They have that patented.

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That's the reason why you don't see that anymore.

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Same thing with playing little mini games in the loading screen that's patented.

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It's like locked away and nobody's doing anything with it.

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So it's really just shitty Warner Brothers.

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It's not DC's fault.

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Well, but Warner Brothers can also license that stuff if they want.

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Yeah.

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Like we've got Justice League or Suicide Squad killed the Justice League.

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Yeah.

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But the reason that now it sucks because that game failed so spectacularly that that I mean

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there's no recovering from you can't it sucks.

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It was the best premise of all time.

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Play as the Suicide Squad killed the Justice League.

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And then you felt just like the Marvel game.

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What's that?

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The Avengers game.

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The Avengers did better.

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Well, they that it's once they added the one that's coming out right now or not next year

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is Marvel rivals, which is going to be like Overwatch, but with the entire Marvel cast.

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I don't know.

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Sounds like it's going to be awesome.

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I'm not.

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I'm a little bit.

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You got to watch the gameplay.

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Yeah, I will.

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But I have never been I've never been an Overwatch fan.

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I've never been the whole six.

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I don't like online cooperative.

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I don't like online PVP games.

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I do like Dead by Daylight.

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I'll stay by that.

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But that is also more co-op working together to do something.

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Well, this is a hero shooter.

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It's not a yes.

402
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I know.

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It's like it's Overwatch.

404
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It's a six V six, right?

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Five V five.

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And you probably have tanks and long range tanks, DPS and yours.

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And so like it's the same shit.

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It's a gameplay loop that you play right now on Overwatch, except it's with the Marvel

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skin and Marvel sound effects, and that's fine.

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And I like that.

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But I'm getting a little bit more critical of like what's being fed to me.

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I'm OK when like Hogwarts legacy came out and it's basically just a third.

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It's basically just any other link.

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You know, it's a story driven game.

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Yeah, it's an open world action RPG.

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I own a PS five.

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I love cinematic story games.

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But but as you were saying, they're all loops.

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They're all works.

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Yeah, but Hogwarts legacy sold me because it's like here's a broom that lets you fly

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anywhere.

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Here's the most beautiful setting.

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Here's the music that you want to be listening to.

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It's the combination of all those things together.

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It's amazing.

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Just go into a little village and landing down listening to just British people going

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like, oh, hello there.

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I'm a wizard.

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I love wizarding.

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I'm going to say it all the time.

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It's so good.

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I bought I bought Astro bots.

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Brennan's Brennan gave me the seal of approval and I got it.

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It's the next game.

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I went there.

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I bought a brand new it came with a poster of the PlayStation ship.

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I'm like, oh, you didn't have to do that.

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Thank you.

439
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Like I missed that.

440
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Oh, yeah.

441
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That sounds like you bought the physical.

442
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Yeah, I bought I only buy physical games now unless it's like a free like PlayStation

443
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Plus gives me a free.

444
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They gave me Little Nightmares.

445
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I haven't played it yet.

446
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Little Nightmares 2.

447
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Yeah.

448
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Yeah.

449
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I think it's couch go up.

450
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So I might play that.

451
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That looks great.

452
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I actually have to buy the casting of Frank's.

453
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This isn't wreck wreck, by the way.

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This is this is for later.

455
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What's now?

456
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So sorry, everybody.

457
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Thanks, everyone.

458
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We tangented on video games and not porn again.

459
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Oh, wait.

460
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No, we did do porn.

461
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A little bit of both.

462
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It's always porn.

463
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So let's get into the movies that we review this week.

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And we were supposed to have a special guest star.

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She just shout out to Ashley.

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She'll join us another time, I'm sure in the future.

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But she got stuck with her kids.

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I told her what the next week movies were.

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I'll just I'll just tell her each time until she's like, OK, I'll do that one.

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That sounds like harassment.

471
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I feel like we let her choose.

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It was a reply to.

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It's just the way you phrase it's like, no, I'll just keep messaging her until she comes

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to your house.

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Keep telling her what movie it is.

476
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And if she decides she wants to come for that movie, then again.

477
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Yeah, we talked about this way too long, but Austin, you're taking it too personally.

478
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I do want to say how nice.

479
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I always look like this.

480
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I always like it's very clean.

481
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Yeah, it is clean.

482
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It's always you think I just show up here with like flip flops and Jim Shorts.

483
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Like Ryan Conn does to every fucking comedy show.

484
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Yeah, you're still thinking about it, aren't you?

485
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I am.

486
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Brandon pointed out Brandon pointed out that my shit's dusty.

487
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Well, everything in every house in this entire town.

488
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I know my wife absolutely hates it because she's like, I'm constantly vacuuming the filters.

489
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I'm constantly doing this constantly do that.

490
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Dirty and dusty all the time.

491
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And I'm like, where we live?

492
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I keep the shit locked up as tight as I can.

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The wind might.

494
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If you look at Oh, by the way, if you look at my I moved some of my comics out, I don't

495
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feel there's some of these, but I forgot a long time ago and I should have brought it

496
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out the other day.

497
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But second from the top is my Archie versus Predator comic.

498
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And it's it's fucking awesome.

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I flipped it because I don't know if I haven't read it in a while, but there's I just found

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the page.

501
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It's Betty and Veronica covered in more.

502
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I just covered up what deals with you have a contrarian take on the Predator episode

503
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you guys did last week.

504
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:24,960
Oh, no, we had a good time.

505
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It was a Predator's hasn't came out yet.

506
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It'll come out after this on it.

507
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We never kept this a secret.

508
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That's true.

509
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Yeah, but we can't also they're going to go back and look at the video and say they're

510
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wearing the same exact clothes in this video that they did months ago.

511
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Did they just sync up?

512
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No, no.

513
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But what he's saying is that right now, the people listening to the Hocus Pocus episode

514
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are going to tune in.

515
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They already clicked away at Superman porn.

516
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Well, join us in a week or two and you can listen for yourself to our Predator, the Predator

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special.

518
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Yeah, but it was great.

519
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I'm not there.

520
00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:05,280
I didn't have time to watch a Predator movie.

521
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And so I was just going to review to catch a Predator.

522
00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:09,040
Yeah, that was going to be my plan.

523
00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:12,200
And I didn't get to execute it.

524
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:13,920
I just thought you maybe had some.

525
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:16,280
Hello, I've got Cheetos.

526
00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:20,200
I thought maybe you would have some contrarian thing to say like Predators.

527
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:25,920
This poor guy stranded on this planet and big giga Chad Arnold Schwarzenegger's like

528
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:29,040
fucking with them, encroaching on his territory.

529
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:30,040
Actually that's a great take.

530
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:32,800
The Predator wasn't actually no one watched that movie.

531
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:34,920
Oh yeah, what do you watch?

532
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,440
Oh yeah, don't say what movies they were.

533
00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:43,800
But yeah, I would say this that that's a great take if it wasn't for the Yatcha, the actual

534
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:46,440
species of alien that is the Predator.

535
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:48,240
They are a hunting species.

536
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:52,320
And so they came down, he came down to Earth as a hunting ritual, as a hunting right.

537
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:54,640
So it's not poor him.

538
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:56,760
It's like good for him every kill he gets.

539
00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:57,760
Like I'm proud of him.

540
00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:00,800
If I were one of the alien race, I'm proud of you kid.

541
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:01,800
Come back.

542
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:02,840
You're going to get to lead your own people.

543
00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:03,840
Take the women you want to take.

544
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:09,160
I don't know how it works, but I got a job from a blow job from one of the fucking Predator

545
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:10,160
chicks.

546
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:11,160
No, thank you.

547
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:12,160
That's what I was saying.

548
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:13,160
Right?

549
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:14,160
No, thank you.

550
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:16,120
I'll stick to the cyclo women.

551
00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:17,120
Thank you.

552
00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:18,120
That's about as far alien as I'll go.

553
00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:21,120
I'll stick to the cyclo women from battlefield Earth.

554
00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:23,480
I'll get the Predator bitch.

555
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:28,400
I just like your contrarian takes like Freddy just, I'm just a good guy bitch.

556
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:31,360
Just trying to mow the lawn bitch.

557
00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:36,560
Every blade of grass makes it so a kid is less likely to trip.

558
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:39,320
And if the one thing I care about bitch, it's child safety.

559
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:41,320
Are you doing Edward Scissorhands?

560
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:43,320
That was Freddy.

561
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:49,360
Again, join us in a couple of weeks when that episode comes out.

562
00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:50,800
Here's a novel idea.

563
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:55,400
Here's the best of episodes coming up in a couple of weeks.

564
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,440
Here's the highlight reel of episodes.

565
00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:58,440
Not yet show.

566
00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:01,480
You can watch the episodes early if you subscribe to our Patreon.

567
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:02,480
Nope.

568
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:04,080
No, we can't lie to people anymore.

569
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:07,360
I think we can get legally in trouble if we keep telling people go to our Patreon, you'll

570
00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:08,400
get shit.

571
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:11,160
If you go to our Patreon right now, there's an option to pay us.

572
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:12,160
You're more than welcome to.

573
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:13,160
It does help us out.

574
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:14,680
It would tremendously help us out.

575
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:17,400
It literally goes to my gas fund.

576
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:20,920
I need to start paying Austin money so he can come out here.

577
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:22,920
50 bucks a week at least.

578
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:26,880
That's at least a couple of Pesos.

579
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:35,200
But all you're going to get, and this is something, is the episodes 1 through 26 are not available

580
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:36,360
anywhere else.

581
00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:42,800
So if you want to listen to the very first 1 through 26, the Bob saga as we call it.

582
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:43,800
Bob game.

583
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:45,640
Or what's the one?

584
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:50,160
We got the Infinity Bob.

585
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:51,160
The Bob Diaries.

586
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:52,160
The Infinity Bob.

587
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:53,160
The Bob Diaries.

588
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:54,160
That's for Andy's.

589
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:55,160
No, that's this.

590
00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:57,160
We're not even here yet.

591
00:23:57,160 --> 00:24:04,640
Again, another highlight for something that's coming out a week from now.

592
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:07,160
So did Todd Royce get back to you about coming on the pod?

593
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:08,160
What's going to happen?

594
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:11,160
I don't even know where that line is in our trajectory of timeline.

595
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:18,080
I don't know if I should be mad at you or be like, yes, we talked about that last week.

596
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:20,080
That's what happens when you learn how time works.

597
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:21,080
I'm so broken.

598
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:24,760
And the fact that we're looking at a space band floating in what can only be described

599
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:28,880
as time fluid, it just makes me, that's my background.

600
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:30,840
You know what it was, Andy?

601
00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:34,120
That AI program you opened, it's destroying your matrix.

602
00:24:34,120 --> 00:24:35,120
Leechy?

603
00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:36,120
Yeah.

604
00:24:36,120 --> 00:24:39,880
I opened up the leechy AI and it started just, it just started like pulsing.

605
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:41,280
You know, it started leeching.

606
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:42,280
It's destroying AI.

607
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:45,000
We're going to disappear in a second.

608
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:56,320
If you guys, if you guys infinity war out of here, if you, if, if right now Austin falls

609
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:59,320
into my arm, I don't know what's happening.

610
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:13,120
Something doesn't feel right.

611
00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:14,120
You're not even going to be upset.

612
00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:16,680
You're just going to be like, fuck, how am I going to move his car out of the way of

613
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:17,680
mine in the driveway?

614
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:19,240
Open the door.

615
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:20,720
There's no cars out there.

616
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:21,720
There's no doors.

617
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:23,240
I didn't realize there's no door.

618
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:24,240
That's our infinity war.

619
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:27,240
You disappear and so does your car.

620
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:31,520
That's the fried rice movie right there.

621
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:34,040
We have so, we have too many sequels to write.

622
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:36,760
Mack and me, battlefield earth, smiley face two.

623
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:42,840
What was, oh, there's so much to do with smiley face universe.

624
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:47,120
I think smiley face V Harold Kumar.

625
00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:50,400
V Cheech and Chung.

626
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:55,760
V. Give me another iconic.

627
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:57,720
We do have to be.

628
00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:59,320
Mack Miller and Snoop Dogg.

629
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:01,360
That's in Harold Kumar.

630
00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:02,680
Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart.

631
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:04,920
Oh, Seth Rogen and James Franco.

632
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:09,120
I don't know if Franco smoked weed anymore, does he?

633
00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:11,920
Oh, I thought you were doing movie universes anyway, weren't you?

634
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:12,920
Yeah.

635
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:17,120
We can just stick with the original nine, six people.

636
00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:21,000
Have we even mentioned the movie that's titled after?

637
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:24,560
Yeah, so we're doing, all right, everybody welcome to another episode of blah, blah,

638
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:25,560
blah.

639
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:27,720
We're on the tangent.

640
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:31,760
We are watching the very classic, the very demure.

641
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:33,720
All right, I just ruined it.

642
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:34,720
Demure?

643
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:35,720
Yeah, it's a thing.

644
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:36,720
It's a thing, Mike.

645
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:37,720
People are saying.

646
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:38,720
You can't say that and not wear a Joy Division t-shirt.

647
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:39,720
What the fuck are you doing?

648
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:40,720
I love it.

649
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:41,720
I love Joy Division.

650
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:48,760
You know, have you ever seen the movie about the origin of Joy Division?

651
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:52,720
Dude, right when this movie starts, you just see the witches ruin something off in the forest

652
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:54,920
and I'm like, damn, those witches are blazing the good shit.

653
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:55,920
Yeah.

654
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:58,440
And then they're luring this little girl and they don't mention anything about the song.

655
00:26:58,440 --> 00:26:59,720
The girl's just following them.

656
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:02,680
Like, they're just like, hey, we got free, we got robux for you.

657
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:04,680
And they come to the forest.

658
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:08,800
Yeah, but I don't think they mention that till the end when they get all the kids.

659
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:10,880
No, but we hear the song.

660
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:11,880
You hear it.

661
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:12,880
Yeah, but I don't think you connect those dots.

662
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:13,880
Oh, I do.

663
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:14,880
Immediately.

664
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:15,880
You just hear someone singing.

665
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:16,880
The song is calm little children.

666
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:17,880
It's the Pied Piper.

667
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:18,880
It's not hard to connect the dots.

668
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:19,880
It's the Pied Piper.

669
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:24,480
When I first heard it, I was like, oh, that shit sounds like a song that lures children

670
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:30,200
because the little girl, you just see like kind of zombie walking out.

671
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:34,160
I didn't put that together till like she watches her brother just get fucked up and just sits

672
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:36,800
there just watching it all go down.

673
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:38,800
Austin just thought she was stupid.

674
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:40,480
Well, they had robux.

675
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:41,480
I don't know.

676
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:43,640
I mean, I feel like that would work.

677
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:52,200
The actress that plays that child actress, she is in a band and goes to cons with the

678
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:57,600
guy that plays the Billy Butcherson dude and the another.

679
00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:01,280
Oh, and the guy that plays ice.

680
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:05,440
So because I saw a comic con picture and it's and I was like, who's that?

681
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:06,920
Like, who the fuck did she play?

682
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:09,200
She was significantly younger and they click.

683
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:11,160
Oh, it's the little girl.

684
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:13,800
And literally, I her I'm to be just that.

685
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:18,200
And then appearance of of some thing that talks about Hocus Pocus.

686
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:19,680
Yeah, the 25th anniversary special.

687
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:20,680
And that's pretty much.

688
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:21,680
Yeah.

689
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:25,640
So she gets taken.

690
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:27,960
Let me first thing I write.

691
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:29,520
It's beautiful cinematography.

692
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:32,440
Whoever whoever cinematography, whoever did the cinematography for this.

693
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:35,360
And flying over the little cottages and stuff.

694
00:28:35,360 --> 00:28:40,280
Yeah, the flyover, the cottages, the effects, the practical effects, the visual effects,

695
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:45,720
some other than other than what I actually wrote this in my review was about the effects

696
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:48,480
are great in this except for the fucking cat.

697
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:50,200
Yeah, I wrote this.

698
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:53,720
I wrote the cat CGI is not that bad for 1993.

699
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:56,240
I wrote it doesn't hold up.

700
00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:57,960
It doesn't hold up, but it's old.

701
00:28:57,960 --> 00:28:58,960
Yeah, it's old.

702
00:28:58,960 --> 00:28:59,960
I know it's fine.

703
00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:02,360
I still felt like one was better than two, though, as far as the CGI.

704
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:04,600
I feel like there was some parts of CGI.

705
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:05,600
We'll talk about.

706
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:06,600
We'll get to two.

707
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:08,880
Yeah, you could you could see the budget difference.

708
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:10,440
Yeah, I guess that's true.

709
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:14,760
I'm not going to butcher to, but you know.

710
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:17,680
It's cool seeing the kids back then are a lot more sturdy, more independent.

711
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:22,280
Like he just factory runs out and he like he's he's determined.

712
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:23,280
He's cool.

713
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:24,280
He gets there.

714
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:28,320
So then at six minutes and 30 seconds, because I thought we were going to pull it up, but

715
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:29,320
we're not.

716
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:30,320
Let's do it this way.

717
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:32,800
It's the sweatiest face of a boy you've ever seen in your life.

718
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:33,800
He's in the cabin.

719
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:35,480
He's like watching him and it just cuts to him.

720
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:37,480
And it's just like they literally just are you ready?

721
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,480
And he splashed water on his face.

722
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:43,360
He's like that Jordan Peele meme.

723
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:47,560
It's just dripping sweat.

724
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:51,920
So I was like, oh, all that time, that few minutes you're watching them do the spell

725
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:54,520
trying to kill your sister and you come up with the plan.

726
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:58,520
It's to go and jump off and do nothing.

727
00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:04,680
His plan was to yell no, jump off his little platform, land to the ground and then get

728
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:05,680
zapped.

729
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:06,680
It was pretty bad.

730
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:11,960
And we get introduced to probably my childhood sexual awakening.

731
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:12,960
Exactly.

732
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:13,960
Sarah Jessica Parker.

733
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:16,600
Sjp is so, so fucking hot in this movie.

734
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:19,760
I don't know if it's the corset or if it's like the trashy look.

735
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:20,760
It's the stupid.

736
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:21,760
It's her stupid.

737
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:22,760
It's her character.

738
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:23,920
Because here's the thing.

739
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:25,800
You first see in your life, she's sexy.

740
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:31,800
Then she starts going, and then you're just like, oh, God, I want that crazy fucking she's

741
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:33,800
so hot.

742
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:34,800
She's a hot idiot.

743
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:36,800
And there's so much dumb blonde like Carrick.

744
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:37,800
I mean, just a caricature.

745
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:40,400
Also, she's like, hang him on a hook and let me play with him.

746
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:43,280
And I'm like, I just watched the Disney logo like five minutes ago.

747
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:44,280
What the fuck is going on?

748
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:47,320
You know, this is this is I was going to say this is not a kid.

749
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:48,920
No, it's well, it is.

750
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:49,920
It is.

751
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:52,040
You could totally watch this with kids and they will pick up on all these things.

752
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:53,040
Kids, 13 kids.

753
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:54,040
What do you what?

754
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:55,040
Hey, I'm talking.

755
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:56,040
I watched this.

756
00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:57,680
This came out in the world.

757
00:30:57,680 --> 00:31:00,160
I watched it in 93 out six years old.

758
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:01,840
I didn't I didn't watch it with my kids.

759
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:04,120
But did you get it?

760
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:06,880
Because there's so much sexual innuendo and comment.

761
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:10,880
I probably watched this almost every Halloween since at least 1995.

762
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:13,480
I'm saying because whenever it got the VHS.

763
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:16,920
I understand I'm saying that when you were six, you didn't get half the movie.

764
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:18,680
All the sexual innuendo and commentary.

765
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:21,280
If you did, then we need to look into your background more.

766
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:22,280
I understood.

767
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:23,280
No, no, no.

768
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:26,840
I understood when his little sister says, what do you call them?

769
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:27,840
Yabos.

770
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:30,560
I know that she was talking about boots.

771
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:35,160
But the thing is, the entire movie, if you look at it from it, you could see it from

772
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:36,160
a kid's point of view.

773
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:39,720
They innuendo a lot of stuff that you don't have to know.

774
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:41,880
So it's like as a kid, it doesn't matter.

775
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:43,240
You could say, yeah, it goes past.

776
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:44,240
So that's all I was saying.

777
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:47,560
And if you know what boobs are, you kind of get a laugh because it's like you're still

778
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:50,480
they're not talking about like look at the tits on that chick.

779
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:52,480
They're talking about having to find virgins.

780
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:53,480
What are you talking about?

781
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:54,480
Yeah.

782
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:58,560
And the moms, the moms at the Halloween party, not a kid's move.

783
00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:00,320
The moms tick.

784
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:02,640
There are nine deaths in this movie.

785
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:07,680
OK, first off, Madonna wore those wore those.

786
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:08,680
That's Madonna.

787
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:09,680
That's Madonna.

788
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:10,680
The worst example ever.

789
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:11,680
Six year olds.

790
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,320
That's the video that was played on TV.

791
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:14,320
So it's OK.

792
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:16,280
First off, are those pearls?

793
00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:21,040
I see you clutching because, oh, my, you're getting you're so no, no, no, I'm just saying

794
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:24,960
this is pointing out that it's not really that much of a little kids movie that I think

795
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:27,400
is appropriate for like, I'd say, nine or 10.

796
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:31,680
I think 90s kids, kids handled it just depends on the kids.

797
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:32,680
Yeah.

798
00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:33,680
She's eight years old, right?

799
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:35,120
I think Laura Burch's character.

800
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:37,040
And yeah, I'd say anything over her age is fine.

801
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:38,040
That's what I'm saying.

802
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:39,040
That's why I said her perspective.

803
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:40,800
I wouldn't show it to a toddler.

804
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:42,720
I saw it when I was six because that's when it came out.

805
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:44,520
It was a Halloween movie on Disney Channel.

806
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:47,280
This was a Disney Channel original movie, I think, initially.

807
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:48,280
No, it was not.

808
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:49,280
It was not.

809
00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:50,280
OK.

810
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:51,280
Or was it theatrical?

811
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:53,240
But it's made by the summer so the kids would be out of school.

812
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:57,880
But it was made by Disney Channel movies made by Disney.

813
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:01,840
On the Wikipedia, it says it said that's where it's playing now is on the.

814
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:05,320
I think it was part of the this was around the time when they were starting the Disney

815
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:06,320
Channel original movies.

816
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:07,520
I think maybe that was part of the company.

817
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:08,520
I don't know.

818
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:09,520
But it is Disney.

819
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:10,520
Fine.

820
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:12,600
But I'm your kid, Andy.

821
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:14,680
You just you just made me watch Hocus Pocus.

822
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:15,680
Yeah.

823
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:16,680
All right.

824
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:17,680
Hey, Dada.

825
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:18,680
I told you not to wait.

826
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:19,680
Let me finish the credit.

827
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:20,680
Are you are you going to shut the fuck up?

828
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:23,680
I need to see if there's a post credit.

829
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:27,680
OK, there's none.

830
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:30,520
Can I help you?

831
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:31,520
I watch Hocus Pocus.

832
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:32,520
Yeah.

833
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:34,280
How do you like it?

834
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:37,680
What are you almost?

835
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:39,960
More importantly, what's a virgin?

836
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:40,960
You're my son.

837
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:41,960
We're going to play the game.

838
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:45,440
Name five things that you would change about that movie right now.

839
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:46,440
Go.

840
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:51,320
Oh, they tell me what you have those are.

841
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:52,320
I'm bored.

842
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:54,320
Can you put your pants on?

843
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:55,320
No.

844
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:56,320
Get out.

845
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:57,320
Go to your room.

846
00:33:57,320 --> 00:34:02,320
Why does it smell weird?

847
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:03,320
I would be a terrible thought.

848
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:04,320
That's why I'm not.

849
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:05,320
I don't have children.

850
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:08,320
So, yes, they're just Parker's so hot.

851
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:09,320
Here's something you don't think about.

852
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:16,040
OK, now I will say that if you have a if you're sensitive, this is going to be if you have

853
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:18,200
a sensitive kid, don't show them.

854
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:23,440
It's I guess PG heavy on the.

855
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:25,680
We're not having on the G heavy on the guidance.

856
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:26,680
I don't know.

857
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:27,680
Nobody's outraged.

858
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:28,680
We're just we see something like really?

859
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:29,680
That's in a Disney movie.

860
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:34,680
Yeah, because I did write down that they straight up killed that girl.

861
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:39,240
And then when the villagers showed up, they just lightly cover the corpse with a blanket.

862
00:34:39,240 --> 00:34:44,240
But if you put it in the words, cover the corpse of the child, it does come off a little

863
00:34:44,240 --> 00:34:46,880
bit dark.

864
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:52,400
So when they get hung, they're standing on barrels and the barrels get dropped up beneath

865
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:53,400
them.

866
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:54,640
I don't think that that's enough force to break next.

867
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:56,520
I think they would have strangled to death.

868
00:34:56,520 --> 00:35:01,560
So the fact that we just saw still feet was a little bit of a little bit weak.

869
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:03,520
Well, that was trying to tame it down for the kids.

870
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:07,240
Yeah, they're struggling and they made down just they want them struggling and pissing

871
00:35:07,240 --> 00:35:08,600
themselves like you.

872
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:11,040
You can't have Sarah.

873
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:12,040
I would.

874
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:15,360
But you can't have Sarah Jessica Parker in the back or go whoops and cover up the child

875
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:19,040
corpse and then cut to a tame hanging.

876
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:20,040
You know what I mean?

877
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:21,760
Like go deeper or like go harder.

878
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:24,600
Don't let's have an R rated one.

879
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:25,760
Yeah.

880
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:29,480
Are we supposed to be rooting for the witch burners?

881
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:30,720
What the fuck is that all about?

882
00:35:30,720 --> 00:35:34,880
Because the like the Salem witch trials was a moral panic.

883
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:38,800
And that is not like this is like the gay panic all over again or the Dungeons and Dragons

884
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:40,820
that Dungeons and Dragons panic.

885
00:35:40,820 --> 00:35:44,480
It's just a moral panic where a bunch of people get this crazy idea in their head and they

886
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:48,520
get convinced by this conspiracy and it influences real action.

887
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:52,760
And in this case, in Salem and other parts of Massachusetts at the time, women were getting

888
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:58,520
burned at the stake and killed in other really horrific and painful ways, all in the name

889
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:05,800
of religion and misunderstandings and faithfulness of anything that anyone needed a reason.

890
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:09,120
They could maybe convince someone to get fucking murdered.

891
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:10,520
It's a terrible time period.

892
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:11,760
But yeah, great.

893
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:13,400
They killed the Sanderson sisters.

894
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:15,760
Who were they even harming?

895
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:18,880
They were singing a song and a little girl breaks into their home.

896
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:19,880
That's standard.

897
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:23,440
I was getting back to who they were harming.

898
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:24,440
Just say it.

899
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:26,440
Stand your ground laws, bro.

900
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:32,480
The interesting thing that I was watching this and then I go look stuff up on it.

901
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:41,200
I found out Sarah Jessica Parker, she plays the witch, obviously, the whole story.

902
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:48,240
When she did a show called Who Do You Think You Are in 2004 after this and found out that

903
00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:54,920
she was her great grandmother, 10th grade grandmother, Esther Elwell, was arrested in

904
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:56,800
Salem in the matter.

905
00:36:56,800 --> 00:37:02,760
Her great grandmother was the last witch trial in Salem.

906
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:03,760
That's weird.

907
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:04,760
The last one.

908
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:05,760
The last one.

909
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:07,120
Yeah, she got away, actually.

910
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:13,360
She ran and the whole story that ended the Salem witch trial was her getting away and

911
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:17,480
then figuring out later she wasn't a witch and that it was all a lie.

912
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:20,560
It's Sarah Jessica Parker's 10th great grandmother going back.

913
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:21,560
That's insane.

914
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:22,560
It is insane.

915
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:24,280
She ran it because it was after the movie.

916
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:25,280
She didn't know it.

917
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:26,280
There's another.

918
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:30,720
Sarah Jessica Parker said that afterwards she found out that she was responsible for

919
00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:36,800
over 50 million first time erections when this movie came out for children watching

920
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:39,920
it for the first time and realizing that yabos exist.

921
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:43,480
But anyway, I don't really want to.

922
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:44,480
They had a lot of fun.

923
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:45,480
Wow.

924
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:46,480
Shit on my point.

925
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:47,480
No, no.

926
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:49,200
I just thought it was fun to add on with another fact.

927
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:52,320
No, but that's actually crazy.

928
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:55,840
Was she in the?

929
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:57,080
She's married to Matthew Broderick.

930
00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:58,080
Was she in the Carrie Diaries?

931
00:37:58,080 --> 00:37:59,080
No, she is.

932
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:00,080
She's in the Carrie Diaries?

933
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:01,080
No, she's not.

934
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:03,360
She's not in the Carrie Diaries.

935
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:05,480
I've never heard of the Carrie Diaries.

936
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:09,640
Well, you kind of, does that ruin everything?

937
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:10,640
Yes.

938
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:13,400
Does that ruin absolutely everything you asking?

939
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:16,320
Timeline wise, are we back on timeline again?

940
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:17,320
Yeah, well, no.

941
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:18,320
Yeah, we're just having fun.

942
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:22,320
If anyone listens to our shit, Brennan ruined it all if they remember it.

943
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:25,360
But I will say this, we sometimes record things out of order.

944
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:32,280
So some things just, some things will happen and that'll pay off later if you're a real

945
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:35,520
rememberer kind of person.

946
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:38,120
So what are your favorite kind of movies?

947
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:39,120
What's that?

948
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:40,520
What are your favorite kind of movies?

949
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:42,800
Because we're living one.

950
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:43,800
Time travel.

951
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:44,800
Time travel.

952
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:45,800
Yeah, we're living.

953
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:46,800
Oh, yeah.

954
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:47,800
Yeah.

955
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:50,160
So Brennan and Austin, well, you guys are here.

956
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:52,880
They're breaking, they're breaking the timeline currently in my head.

957
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:54,160
That's why I wasn't here last week.

958
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:55,160
I was time traveling.

959
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:57,200
You might have been here last week at this point.

960
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:58,920
We're breaking the fourth wall, right?

961
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:04,280
Can we point out just while we're still in the cabin and they're just, they have so,

962
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:08,520
they need a dead man's toe and they have so many dead man's toes.

963
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:13,080
They just have a bowl of them like Cheetos at a Super Bowl game and they're just, they're

964
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:15,480
having dead man's toe fights.

965
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:17,400
Where are they getting all these toes?

966
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:21,560
How come they live so close to this village but everyone's just walking around barefoot?

967
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:23,880
You know what?

968
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:24,880
This is Pilgrim Times.

969
00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:25,880
People be done.

970
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:30,360
Like, I bet you, I bet you they just go to the fucking graveyard.

971
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:31,800
No, just Ed Gein it up?

972
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:33,800
They just Ed Gein it.

973
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:34,800
To their Ed Geins.

974
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:42,080
Oh, did you hear about they're making an Ed Gein monster, I think it is, on Netflix where

975
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:45,680
they did the guy from American Horror Story is Jeffrey Dahmer.

976
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:50,120
They're doing Ed Gein and it's going to be the Jax Teller from Sons of Anarchy.

977
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:52,080
Oh, that's cool.

978
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:54,440
I want a H.H. Holmes.

979
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:55,440
I want a good H.H. Holmes.

980
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:56,760
Which one was he, the doctor guy?

981
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:58,520
I want Devil in the White City.

982
00:39:58,520 --> 00:39:59,520
He's the hotel owner.

983
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:02,040
He's the one that made the traps in his house.

984
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:09,320
He built a death, he built a death hotel and he lured, they say maybe hundreds of women

985
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:14,440
into it during the 1893 Chicago World Fair giving them free bores.

986
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:17,720
He's like, oh, you're traveling alone, I've got a hotel, I'll fucking hook you up.

987
00:40:17,720 --> 00:40:22,160
You put him in the room and you gas him and you burn him in an oven down in the, or like

988
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:27,960
a kiln or whatever, a furnace or whatever that he had at the bottom.

989
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:32,800
There's a book about it called Devil in the White City and that not only vividly paints

990
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:36,440
the story of like maybe the most notorious serial killer in American history, but it

991
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:40,000
also showcases the 1893 Chicago World Fair.

992
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:45,080
It's fucking fascinating, the alabaster city paints every building white.

993
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:48,760
So when you walked in, it was marvel to be seen.

994
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:52,440
It's like completely white for like a mind.

995
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:53,440
Sounds amazing.

996
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:57,360
Are you being sarcastic?

997
00:40:57,360 --> 00:41:00,360
Because you think that's the only interesting fact is that they painted it white.

998
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:04,040
Did you do the Cracker Jack debut at the 1893 Chicago World Fair?

999
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:05,040
Cracker Jack.

1000
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:06,040
The Ferris wheel too?

1001
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:07,040
The Ferris wheel, I was going to get there, Brendan.

1002
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:08,040
But you said that.

1003
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:10,560
You took a step on the fucking big reveal.

1004
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:11,800
You said that in a past episode.

1005
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:15,080
You didn't get the bit, but I bet AI will.

1006
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:17,480
You smiled a fourth one on this particular story.

1007
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:19,920
It's a smiley face episode all over again.

1008
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:21,760
But what did you mean, your race?

1009
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:22,760
What did you say race?

1010
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:23,760
No, moving on.

1011
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:26,320
Dead Man's Toes, Ed Gein.

1012
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:27,320
Toes everywhere.

1013
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:29,360
Yeah, so they get a lot of toes.

1014
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:31,000
The actual movie we watched.

1015
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,040
Did we break Andy this episode?

1016
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:34,880
Yep, it might be.

1017
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:40,320
It's just I walk over to the shotgun in my closet and I'm just like, well, this just

1018
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:41,320
seems inevitable.

1019
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:45,000
And I'm probably already at the end time.

1020
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,000
I am inevitable.

1021
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,000
I am inevitable.

1022
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:53,360
AI, count how many times Andy talks about killing himself over the course of Fried Rice

1023
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:54,360
podcast?

1024
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:56,040
He's mentioned killing himself approximately.

1025
00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:59,600
I don't like them referring to the cat as beast.

1026
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,600
Oh, what do you mean?

1027
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:05,920
We're calling a cat a beast because they turn him into a cat and he's like rubbing up against

1028
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:06,920
his dad's feet.

1029
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:07,920
Kind of weird.

1030
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:08,920
But he's like, get away beast.

1031
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:09,920
Yeah.

1032
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:10,920
But then in the rest of the movie, he can talk.

1033
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:11,920
You could have just said, I'm your fucking kid.

1034
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:12,920
You believe me?

1035
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:13,920
I'm talking to a cat.

1036
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:14,920
I think they would have just killed that cat.

1037
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:15,920
You watch your father, who's up until this point has been a good man.

1038
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:16,920
It's like better than most.

1039
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:17,920
You've heard of other fathers in this Pilgrim time beating on their wife and kids.

1040
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:18,920
Your father hasn't raised his hand to you once.

1041
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:19,920
He's a noble man.

1042
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:20,920
He does his farming good.

1043
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:21,920
He's a good man.

1044
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:22,920
He's a good man.

1045
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:23,920
He's a good man.

1046
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:24,920
He's a good man.

1047
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:42,280
You've just watched him savagely just murder three women because they killed his daughter.

1048
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:44,080
He thinks they killed you.

1049
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:45,560
They're not telling him where your body is.

1050
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:48,560
And then all of a sudden the cat goes, Hey dad.

1051
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:49,560
Fucking accident.

1052
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:54,480
Just blood, blood rage in his eyes.

1053
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:56,800
Fuck that.

1054
00:42:56,800 --> 00:43:06,680
So we get to modern day, well, 1990, modern day, we get 1993 modern day Salem.

1055
00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:08,760
And let me tell you this.

1056
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:15,280
This movie has shaped fundamentally my fall aesthetic in my head.

1057
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:22,560
It's like when I think of fall, I very specifically think of 1993 Salem from Hocus Pocus, one

1058
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:25,000
of the most beautifully shot fall movies of all time.

1059
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:28,040
It seems like one of the most beautiful cities ever.

1060
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:31,000
My parents go there about once a year on a road trip.

1061
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,000
Is it on location?

1062
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,000
Yeah.

1063
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,000
I went to Salem.

1064
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:38,200
I tried to like remember, like recognize I couldn't really.

1065
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:42,560
You'd have to probably get a guy like, like ask me, like show me some, some shots, but

1066
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:47,560
like there has to be, because for sure in the sequel, they've captured, I think a few

1067
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:48,560
of the same places.

1068
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:49,560
Yeah.

1069
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:50,560
Like that bridge.

1070
00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:51,560
Yeah.

1071
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:56,320
And there's maybe a couple of iconic, a couple of iconic places, but I went there and I went,

1072
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:59,720
I wanted to see where they hung the witches at, like where the witch trials happened.

1073
00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:01,720
And I went and it's just a bunch of townhouses now.

1074
00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:06,440
And so I'm thinking like your little kids just sleeping in the same airspace where like

1075
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:09,400
a dead witch was just swinging and joking and dying.

1076
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:11,120
That's crazy.

1077
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:13,600
Did you go during Halloween time?

1078
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:14,600
No.

1079
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:15,600
No.

1080
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:16,600
They do do a big thing.

1081
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:21,440
I, there's nothing more than I, than I, than anything I've wanted to go to.

1082
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:23,640
To go to one of the Halloween parties.

1083
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:25,640
That'd be so much fun.

1084
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:27,600
I, it's a dream of mine.

1085
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:31,640
Um, haven't been able to make it yet, but maybe within the next year, maybe Oregon's

1086
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:32,640
not that far.

1087
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:33,640
You can, you can get there.

1088
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:34,640
Oregon Salem, Oregon.

1089
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:35,640
That's true.

1090
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:36,640
Salem, Oregon's not that far.

1091
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:37,640
What's the capital of Oregon?

1092
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:38,640
Why do we, what's the, hold on.

1093
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:39,640
Nope.

1094
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:40,640
Is there a Eugene, Oregon?

1095
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:41,640
Yeah.

1096
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:52,640
Is it Ben?

1097
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:53,640
Nope.

1098
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:54,640
South Bend?

1099
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:55,640
Nope.

1100
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:56,640
That wouldn't make sense.

1101
00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:57,640
My wife's from Oregon.

1102
00:44:57,640 --> 00:44:58,640
I should know this.

1103
00:44:58,640 --> 00:44:59,640
South Bend, Indiana?

1104
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:00,640
You're missing another major city.

1105
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:01,640
Portland?

1106
00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:02,640
Nope.

1107
00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:03,640
Salem.

1108
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:04,640
Is Salem the?

1109
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:05,640
Salem is the capital.

1110
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:06,640
Yeah.

1111
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:07,640
That's crazy.

1112
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:08,640
Yeah.

1113
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:09,640
Nobody knows that.

1114
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:12,640
But is Salem the capital of Massachusetts?

1115
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:13,640
No.

1116
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:14,640
Which is where this movie actually takes place.

1117
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:15,640
So.

1118
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:16,640
I know.

1119
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:17,640
I had to throw that in there.

1120
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:18,640
Yeah.

1121
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:20,640
But Salem, Oregon does look a lot like Salem, Massachusetts.

1122
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:21,640
Does it?

1123
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:22,640
Weird.

1124
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:23,640
Yeah.

1125
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:24,640
Oh, fuck.

1126
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:25,640
I mean, that's.

1127
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:26,640
Is that where you went looking for the witch trials?

1128
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:27,640
No, I went.

1129
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:28,640
No wonder he couldn't find any of the sets.

1130
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:29,640
I was looking.

1131
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:30,640
It's like you go to the actual.

1132
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:31,640
I couldn't find the set.

1133
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:32,640
I found prohibition tunnels.

1134
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:33,640
Like.

1135
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:36,640
I found some, some sets from Twilight.

1136
00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:39,640
From a place in Washington.

1137
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:40,640
Yeah.

1138
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:42,640
That's around the same.

1139
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:44,640
So let's see.

1140
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:45,640
OK.

1141
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:46,640
So we.

1142
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:47,640
In school.

1143
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:48,640
In high school.

1144
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:49,640
We get the.

1145
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:50,640
One of those teachers that.

1146
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:53,640
How did I describe her?

1147
00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:58,640
She's one of those dresses up and really loves what they teach kind of teachers.

1148
00:45:58,640 --> 00:45:59,640
One of those just sweet.

1149
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:00,640
Sweet old women.

1150
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:01,640
Good teacher.

1151
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:02,640
Good teacher.

1152
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:05,640
She's like enthusiastically telling these high school kids.

1153
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:07,640
I've heard this story a thousand times.

1154
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:09,640
This is their look like they're.

1155
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:10,640
What?

1156
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:11,640
Sophomores.

1157
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:12,640
Juniors.

1158
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:13,640
And.

1159
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:15,640
And they're you know, they're like.

1160
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:17,640
They've heard they live in Salem.

1161
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:18,640
They know the Sanderson sisters.

1162
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:19,640
Over and over and over again.

1163
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:22,640
I actually turned to my wife and asked her even.

1164
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:24,640
Do you teach this in your class?

1165
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:25,640
She's like, no.

1166
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:29,640
Then we were talking and she said, but we do teach the Trail of Tears.

1167
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:30,640
Oh.

1168
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:31,640
Which is locally here.

1169
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:35,640
So I'm assuming that whatever state history you have that something like this would be

1170
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:36,640
taught in school.

1171
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:39,640
Because that's why I asked her, would they teach this in school?

1172
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:44,640
She's like, well, probably there they would because it's part of their local history.

1173
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:48,640
You get a probably a couple of days on Salem, which trials.

1174
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:50,640
In world air in U.S.

1175
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:52,640
History, you have to because.

1176
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:53,640
There I don't think.

1177
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:54,640
I got out here.

1178
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:55,640
Trail Trail.

1179
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:56,640
I don't think I did get in school.

1180
00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:57,640
I.

1181
00:46:57,640 --> 00:46:58,640
Tears was here.

1182
00:46:58,640 --> 00:46:59,640
Well, there's two.

1183
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:00,640
There's Arizona.

1184
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:01,640
There's two different.

1185
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:03,640
Like, is that what this highway is?

1186
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:04,640
They just fucking paved over it.

1187
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:06,640
Put a bunch of McDonald's up.

1188
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:07,640
Goodwill.

1189
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:08,640
Pretty much.

1190
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:12,640
I'd say we did the Salem witch trials around the same time as like the scarlet letter and

1191
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:14,640
like that kind of American history.

1192
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:17,640
I'd say middle school.

1193
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:20,640
Yeah, I I was elementary and she didn't.

1194
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:21,640
That's why.

1195
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:25,640
Well, I wouldn't say I don't think that they would do it because elementary you learn about

1196
00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:26,640
the Native American struggle.

1197
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:27,640
I know that.

1198
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:32,640
And then I think you get into Christopher Columbus stuff and early American history.

1199
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:33,640
I think it's all around that.

1200
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:35,640
I think you covered that block.

1201
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:41,640
And then I think you go middle school is when they start because it's they wait till high

1202
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:43,640
school, I think, to go slavery.

1203
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:46,640
I think that's I think that's like maybe middle school.

1204
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:49,640
But it's like I know that they wait until you're a little bit older to older to them be like,

1205
00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:51,640
we're going to have to dedicate some time to this.

1206
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:52,640
And I know you like you.

1207
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:54,640
You learn a lot more about slavery than you do.

1208
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:55,640
Unless you live in the South.

1209
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:57,640
Then it didn't happen.

1210
00:47:57,640 --> 00:48:05,640
I took a I took a college course called Ancient Slavery and it was taught by a black woman.

1211
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:07,640
You advanced in slavery so far.

1212
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:09,640
They put you in ancient slavery.

1213
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:11,640
I passed all the other slavery courses.

1214
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:14,640
Slavery Advanced Slavery 102.

1215
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:18,640
I was just like, where's the AP course?

1216
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:20,640
I know all this.

1217
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:22,640
What do you think gets me off?

1218
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:26,640
No, but I I took a course called Ancient Slavery and it was taught by a black woman.

1219
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:34,640
The reason I bring this up is because my friend and I we took this and we're hoping that we even said going into is like,

1220
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:40,640
I hope that it's a fair divide of like ancient cultures and their slave.

1221
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:48,640
Like I would like to know more about Egyptian slave, about Mesopotamia, you know, like all that kind of stuff,

1222
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:56,640
which we definitely got into the first week and then the rest of the semester was was just the black American slave.

1223
00:48:56,640 --> 00:49:01,640
And I was just like, this is an ancient history that it is in the in the scene.

1224
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:04,640
They told that teachers like you can't just talk about black.

1225
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:06,640
It's like, fine, we'll do it first week.

1226
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:09,640
We'll do it first week about Egypt and shit.

1227
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:13,640
What kind of what kind of black said was that, bro?

1228
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:16,640
I had a teacher like that, like straight up like, homie, don't play like that.

1229
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:19,640
Clapping your hands with mine was not a homie.

1230
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:30,640
The clown black. She was a well-spoken she was a well-spoken professor who dominated her course with and I will say, though,

1231
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:33,640
because like you're saying ancient because that's not ancient.

1232
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:40,640
My mother was alive with not for slavery, but for for no, but for like several waterpounds and stuff.

1233
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:42,640
Yeah, she was alive. You were alive.

1234
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:44,640
Civil War era right around when we were born.

1235
00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:47,640
Seventies. You think that's what the Civil War was?

1236
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:48,640
No, no, no, it was.

1237
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:50,640
It was. No, when do you think it ended?

1238
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:51,640
Never. Never.

1239
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:52,640
That's what I'm saying.

1240
00:49:52,640 --> 00:50:02,640
If you think just because the 60s started off the civil, the civil rights era and that we got segregation eliminated, quote unquote.

1241
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:10,640
I think it wasn't until the 80s until we saw like universally in America where a black person could travel safely from almost any state.

1242
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:12,640
I don't think it's universal now.

1243
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:17,640
Well, I think the thing about this, a black person wouldn't feel safe traveling through the South.

1244
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:19,640
I feel like there's some parts.

1245
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:22,640
So there's that's where a lot of black people live in the South.

1246
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:29,640
So I feel like it's it would be so commonplace that I don't even know if there'd be the fear unless you're driving through one of those fucking small towns.

1247
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:30,640
Those small towns. Yeah.

1248
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:36,640
I was just joking about your teacher, but I think the reason why everyone focuses on the black slavery is just there's way more evidence of it.

1249
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:40,640
Like Mesopotamia Egyptians, like there's not a lot of record.

1250
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:42,640
There is all to the how do we really know to us?

1251
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:51,640
Yeah. But even then, modern day, modern day African slavery could also be thrown into the into the discourse as well.

1252
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:59,640
It's just like there are those children making your iPhone any less slaves than those people were.

1253
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:02,640
Yeah, a little bit, because there's a card.

1254
00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:06,640
There's indentured servitude and then there's slavery.

1255
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:12,640
And I think the difference is like indentured servitude pays you not enough for you to live on your own, just enough to get by.

1256
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:17,640
But you still you get paid. You're still stuck in a cycle that you can't get out of very easily.

1257
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:19,640
So all of us. Yeah. Yeah.

1258
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:20,640
We're kind of all in that spot.

1259
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:28,640
But the thing is, I feel like if you were an indentured servant and you have like a like a raw talent to like shred on a guitar

1260
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:34,640
and you somehow found online band to perform with and then somehow they're just like, cool, let's let's go be a band.

1261
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:38,640
You could get out of. But with slavery, it's you're owned by someone.

1262
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:47,640
And under the under the under punishment, under like violence, a lot of the times you will be if you don't work, you don't do your job.

1263
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:53,640
So well, they're saying that like nowadays there's more slavery than at any point in history.

1264
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:56,640
Well, it's like it comes slavery. There's that.

1265
00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:59,640
There's the prostitution about this all the time.

1266
00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:01,640
The fucking mines. Oh, yeah.

1267
00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:06,640
The African blood. Not blood diamonds. It's the shit that's in your phone that goes in your battery.

1268
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:09,640
Oh, so lithium lithium mines.

1269
00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:12,640
I think there's all sorts of mines that we don't even hear about.

1270
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:16,640
Every precious metal has to come from a mine and all of our phones are made from precious metal.

1271
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:22,640
So, yeah, lithium might be the one they're talking about now, but next week it could be zinc or aluminum or whatever.

1272
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:25,640
It's like we don't know every fucking metal comes from a mine.

1273
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:29,640
So aluminum. How did we get here from dead man's toe?

1274
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:38,640
What the fuck? We haven't even gotten to my point was I love the aesthetic of 90s, 90s Salem.

1275
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:42,640
And I think you're a son of a bitch.

1276
00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:45,640
CIA thinks we're like covert, like putting information to people.

1277
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:47,640
These are all codes. Superman port.

1278
00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:50,640
The lithium mines are out of control. We need to stop.

1279
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:55,640
We speak in code.

1280
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:59,640
Too much fun. We need you here.

1281
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:03,640
So I was like, I put why would he speak up in in class?

1282
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:07,640
So it's one thing to not believe in the Sanderson sisters.

1283
00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:10,640
I don't think anyone really does in that class.

1284
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:16,640
But they're all like in the in like the moment that seems like they're all genuinely genuinely enjoying it.

1285
00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:19,640
Like it's they're all kind of enthralled with their fun teacher.

1286
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:21,640
Joy basically even tells him to shut up.

1287
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:23,640
Yeah. Well, yeah. And it's like I get it.

1288
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:30,640
It's like he literally if you're watching this movie, pay close attention when he when you see him, he goes.

1289
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:33,640
And a word bubble pops up above his head briefly.

1290
00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:38,640
It says PFF. And that's him.

1291
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:41,640
That's him going. I saw him.

1292
00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:45,640
I saw him as young Andy. Like the thing I will not believe.

1293
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:49,640
Well, here's the thing about the Sanderson sisters.

1294
00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:51,640
How do we know that they're sisters?

1295
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:57,640
In fact, when we see them, they don't even look like when we see them in the second movie, it looks like they're only a few years apart age.

1296
00:53:57,640 --> 00:54:01,640
But then when we see them as adults, it doesn't look like Sarah Jessica Parker's at least 20 years younger than Bette Midler.

1297
00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:04,640
What the fuck is going on with that timeline? Is it magic?

1298
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:06,640
I don't understand it. Anyway, moving on.

1299
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:09,640
Why are they older? You went from Ben Shapiro to angry Jack.

1300
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:13,640
Why that little circle to the right?

1301
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:16,640
Thank you.

1302
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:19,640
Why are they older in the second? I don't know.

1303
00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:22,640
I didn't even I wasn't even going to get it.

1304
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:25,640
But yeah, why are they older than the second movie?

1305
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:28,640
We don't know. Well, no, fuck it.

1306
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:41,640
It depends on the method of death. When a clean hanging, they stay the same age when they blow up, when they get Infinity Ward at the end of the end of their at the end of the new age after that.

1307
00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:52,640
Well, because here's the thing, Mike, if you really want to nitpick the movie, why does Bette Midler turn into stone and the other ones just blow up?

1308
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:55,640
I bet that's the hollowed ground.

1309
00:54:55,640 --> 00:55:01,640
That's thank you, Brendan. That actually was a big chunk of my brain that was causing me stress.

1310
00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:03,640
There's a little tumor.

1311
00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:11,640
There's a tumor growing on the on the left side of my brain. I can feel it. And it's just full of throbbing thoughts that won't go away.

1312
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:15,640
And one of them was, why did she turn to stone? And thank you. She did touch hollowed ground. Thank you.

1313
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:21,640
I thought she just had to get high first. I had to repair some of the some of the damage that I caused from mentioning sex in the city earlier.

1314
00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:24,640
Yeah, that you did fuck it up.

1315
00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:32,640
So I was just like I was just like, yeah, that's a little bit fucked up interrupting your teachers being like, you know, like, especially since she's pretty cool or whatever.

1316
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:37,640
And then that whole class went versus New Kid immediately.

1317
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:39,640
They're like, oh, fuck you, bitch.

1318
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:41,640
I started laughing at him. I thought that was great.

1319
00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:49,640
And then she says, actually, Halloween is based on Halloween.

1320
00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:52,640
And I said, she's wrong. Sort of.

1321
00:55:52,640 --> 00:56:02,640
The history, the history of Halloween origins date back to dates back to the ancient Celtic festival. So in which is spelled S.A.M.

1322
00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:08,640
H.A.I.N. It's pronounced sound, which is amazing because there's an M in there.

1323
00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:12,640
And it's about 2000 years ago, October 31st, marked the end of the summer in the harvest.

1324
00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:15,640
And it was sort of wintertime and start of wintertime.

1325
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:23,640
And it's associated with death because wintertime was like for death. So that's why they like where they thought that that time was the closest between death and life.

1326
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:27,640
So they would like bonfires. They would burn animals, sacrifices and corpses.

1327
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:30,640
So the ninth century comes around.

1328
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:35,640
Christianity comes in and starts intermingling with the Celts and the traditions.

1329
00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:41,640
You have the Catholic Church. They start all Saints Day or all Souls Day.

1330
00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:52,640
They moved from July to November 1st and they start seeing that people are celebrating all Saints Eve or all Holosmas, is what it's called.

1331
00:56:52,640 --> 00:57:01,640
And that turned into all Holos Eve. And then that's despite the church's best efforts, it became sort of a.

1332
00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:06,640
So it is a all Saints Day Eve or all Souls Day Eve or all Holos.

1333
00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:11,640
But she's a little she's she's just she's basically she could have been a little more accurate.

1334
00:57:11,640 --> 00:57:16,640
She's in school. You have a complete answer, not just the one word just to shut you up.

1335
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:20,640
Talking point straw man kind of situation. If you're going to have an argument, have an argument.

1336
00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:23,640
Debate someone. He says that's not real. She's like, Julie.

1337
00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:26,640
And I was just like a little bit of a little bit of a dick move.

1338
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:32,640
Did you know that one quarter of all the candy sold annually in the U.S. is for Halloween?

1339
00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:37,640
I did not know that's a fun little fact. Twenty five percent. Thank you.

1340
00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:40,640
This teacher is nice, but she has no control over her class.

1341
00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:43,640
Could kids just be giving each other numbers, trying to fuck? Yeah.

1342
00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:46,640
I put the fucking balls on this kid, the fucking balls.

1343
00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:50,640
He gets it humiliated the entire class is like, you fucking bitch.

1344
00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:53,640
And he walks up. Yeah. You want something to say about it?

1345
00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:56,640
Here's my fucking number, bitch. And she's like, she liked it.

1346
00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:59,640
She liked it. She really liked to think about it.

1347
00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:03,640
She not only like did he walk up to her after school?

1348
00:58:03,640 --> 00:58:05,640
Yeah, he found her. But whatever.

1349
00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:10,640
She talked to him and she gave him his number back, which I thought a pretty pretty good move on her part.

1350
00:58:10,640 --> 00:58:15,640
Pretty clever. And then he just starts going mountain biking, just fucking hitting sweet jumps.

1351
00:58:15,640 --> 00:58:18,640
Yeah. Oh, I was going to ask.

1352
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:26,640
I was going to ask Ashley, our guest, if that would have worked on her, if the if he if he would have rizzed her up in high school girls like bad boy.

1353
00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:32,640
Maybe. So the moment they step outside, my 90 Salem hard on arrives.

1354
00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:38,640
I'm so into this orange relieves, no cell phones, fucking straight autumn core.

1355
00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:44,640
Like I am just into it, like every fucking curve, every every road.

1356
00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:48,640
You know what? I love it. I wish you would have mountain bike mountain bike for like another five minutes.

1357
00:58:48,640 --> 00:58:53,640
I like slipstream, but just keep going. Let me get that.

1358
00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:59,640
Let me get that that scenery. And so he OK.

1359
00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:03,640
Oh, and then he runs into he runs into her.

1360
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:07,640
She's wearing like a really pretty coat. She like looks like she looks great.

1361
00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:12,640
You know, like I like the fashion choices. So this like 90s like like cool.

1362
00:59:12,640 --> 00:59:17,640
Like he still looks like he's from California, but everyone else looks like they live there and they look great.

1363
00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:21,640
And then she gives him back her his number, which is cool.

1364
00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:25,640
Uh, then he meets maybe the best characters of the movie.

1365
00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:31,640
Jay and ice. Oh, I oh, Ray. I called him maybe the best characters of the movie.

1366
00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:34,640
I called them Ray and quiet Rob.

1367
00:59:34,640 --> 00:59:37,640
It's quite the bullies. Yeah. Who's quiet Rob?

1368
00:59:37,640 --> 00:59:42,640
No, I mean, in real life, raise the one that looks like Jay or Jay.

1369
00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:48,640
Jay is named Jay to Jay and Silent Bob. Oh, Ray. Quiet Rob. Thank you.

1370
00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:51,640
Jesus Christ. So many things flying over your head.

1371
00:59:51,640 --> 00:59:53,640
I just I'm just making Brandon laugh over there.

1372
00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:58,640
What's in there? We're behind your shoulder like we're at dinner and I'm just like, you know, you're the one I want.

1373
00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:01,640
You took at the beginning of this and that that you broke up.

1374
01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:08,640
It's really got you today. I think it's all of the I think it's all the other stuff we threw at him.

1375
01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:12,640
Yeah. Bring it back up. You guys are playing with you guys are playing with autism powers.

1376
01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:14,640
You don't understand the boys were the worst characters in the movie.

1377
01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:19,640
Bring up a Sigourney Weaver's Bush again, please.

1378
01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:22,640
They were just caricatures of bullies. They were not.

1379
01:00:22,640 --> 01:00:29,640
I fucking love them. Jay and Ice are a two man improv team.

1380
01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:31,640
I refuse to call them Ice. With no audience.

1381
01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:40,640
Jay and Ice are the best two man improv team in town and they just don't know how to channel that creative energy into anything other than bullying.

1382
01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:43,640
But I swear to God, you put those two on a fucking stage next to each other.

1383
01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:47,640
Do you remember when they were in when they were robbing people of their candy?

1384
01:00:47,640 --> 01:00:53,640
It's like, whoa. And he's like, literally without even questioning, he's like pulling up the gate to like let the guy go through.

1385
01:00:53,640 --> 01:01:00,640
That's a yes. And on a commitment level, I've never like it's so good. Jay and Ice, the little back and forth.

1386
01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:10,640
That was I think they did that as a bit. He's like, I'm Jay. And this is this is Larry or whatever.

1387
01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:14,640
And this is Ice as he like turns around. Funny as fuck.

1388
01:01:14,640 --> 01:01:25,640
The funniest part of that was when the camera is like cutting through the back and forth and then it just cuts to the back of his head and has Ice shaved into the back of his head.

1389
01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:34,640
Are they supposed to be are they supposed to look threatening is what I wrote, but I don't I don't think they are.

1390
01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:43,640
Larry Ice is not his name. I think his name is whatever it is. But Ice, the guy that plays Ice plays a character named Larry in.

1391
01:01:43,640 --> 01:01:47,640
Can anyone guess what I'm about to fucking say? Larry the lobster. No, no, no.

1392
01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:53,640
Just take a take a guess as to what I'm about to say. You start there is Buffy the vampire.

1393
01:01:53,640 --> 01:02:11,640
He also Doug Jones, who plays Billy, the Billy guy, he plays one of the most iconic Buffy characters of all time in an episode called Hush, where he plays a silent killer like a silent monster that like all like body language and like floating around.

1394
01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:15,640
It's really creepy. Like that's he's also Abe Sapien in Hellboy.

1395
01:02:15,640 --> 01:02:26,640
Like he plays the water guy in the wrong Pearlman Hellboy since you brought him up earlier. He's also the amphibian creature in the shape of water that you're not in this timeline, Andy.

1396
01:02:26,640 --> 01:02:32,640
I'll have one again. We didn't bring up Hellboy in this timeline. Oh, fuck. Now you're a variant.

1397
01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:35,640
Now you're doing it. But anyway, his name is Doug Jones.

1398
01:02:35,640 --> 01:02:48,640
He recently was a guest on the Buffy the rewatcher podcast and I loved it. Oh, God damn. I'm so broken. Axel Rose and a 40 year old Michael Malley looking motherfucker.

1399
01:02:48,640 --> 01:02:53,640
What happens when you make us watch three movies in one week? Yeah, I had we're down to two now.

1400
01:02:53,640 --> 01:03:01,640
It's just we watch the movie and then we watch the movie. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. He has a really cool room laid out.

1401
01:03:01,640 --> 01:03:07,640
His sister is super creepy. She was watching him like this, like, oh, Allison, like that.

1402
01:03:07,640 --> 01:03:13,640
She was like watching for a little bit. I'm creepy. But at the same time, she was just so funny.

1403
01:03:13,640 --> 01:03:22,640
But he's so dramatic when he gets mad at her and he like walks up the stairs and just sits there and she kind of looks away.

1404
01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:31,640
I was like, that's the most poutiest thing I've ever seen. Jay. Yep. I put Jay and I are the best two man improv team I've ever seen.

1405
01:03:31,640 --> 01:03:38,640
I like the rich party, the rich. So we get they go. Max has to take his little sister, Danny, out trick or treating.

1406
01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:44,640
Did you just skip the creepy Allison fantasy? What Allison fantasy? When he gets home after the bullies.

1407
01:03:44,640 --> 01:03:52,640
And he's on his bed. It was just young Andy again where he's like, oh, sir, Jessica Parker. That's exactly what you were doing.

1408
01:03:52,640 --> 01:04:00,640
This is the 20 millionth hard on for you. Those little those little six year old bloop. I guess.

1409
01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:08,640
Is what I thought. So I do when he takes her trick or treating, they go to Allison's rich house.

1410
01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:14,640
And after getting robbed or did they get robbed later? Oh, yeah, they get robbed. They get robbed.

1411
01:04:14,640 --> 01:04:21,640
That's why I said they're great improv team improvisers. And they get to the rich house and it looks elegant.

1412
01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:31,640
It looks fun. Like if I was a rich person and I was friends with them, I think I'd be I'd have fun going to the old school rich aristocrat pilgrim party.

1413
01:04:31,640 --> 01:04:38,640
Like that sounds like a good time. You know, that's another thing that ruins the holidays for me nowadays.

1414
01:04:38,640 --> 01:04:42,640
It's not the commercialism part, but it's like people don't really participate anymore.

1415
01:04:42,640 --> 01:04:46,640
It's always like, let's go to that one house that has Christmas lights or Halloween lights.

1416
01:04:46,640 --> 01:04:51,640
Like you used to be like, let's go to the rich neighborhoods on Halloween. They give out like full candy bars. They don't even do that.

1417
01:04:51,640 --> 01:04:57,640
They don't even decorate their house. They're too big to decorate. They don't do lights or anything.

1418
01:04:57,640 --> 01:05:06,640
But you just go. Let's find the one poor guy who like sacrifices kids college fund to make make Christmas or Halloween this year.

1419
01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:13,640
Way to kill the holiday. You know, there's a theory that that Allison is the fourth Sanderson sister.

1420
01:05:13,640 --> 01:05:19,640
Who's out? The girl from the movie. The main girl. The one that he has a creepy fantasy about.

1421
01:05:19,640 --> 01:05:24,640
Oh, yeah. OK. Why would she be the fourth? There's just there's a theory online.

1422
01:05:24,640 --> 01:05:27,640
I didn't I didn't look too deep into it, but I saw it a few too many times.

1423
01:05:27,640 --> 01:05:34,640
I didn't care to look into it. I thought maybe I don't know behind the scenes. Mike over here doesn't make any sense.

1424
01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:43,640
Well, OK, now that we've seen in the second movie that I guess all witches are kind of connected in some way.

1425
01:05:43,640 --> 01:05:50,640
But does she do? I have to look at the theory. I'm not willing to explore that tumor right back for you.

1426
01:05:50,640 --> 01:05:55,640
And I don't want to just make any outlandish claims without any concrete evidence to back it up.

1427
01:05:55,640 --> 01:06:02,640
That's I'm not that kind of guy. I'm not just going to willy nilly say some bullshit.

1428
01:06:02,640 --> 01:06:10,640
Took very little convincing to get Allison to ditch her party and run off with a stranger and break into a museum and steal her mother's key and steal from that museum.

1429
01:06:10,640 --> 01:06:16,640
Oh, by the way, I put if Max doesn't put that lighter back, he stole it and he's no longer a hero in my eyes.

1430
01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:19,640
I don't like thieves as much as I don't like rapists or murderers.

1431
01:06:19,640 --> 01:06:24,640
That's the scene you should ask. Actually, if that would have risen up or he's like, come on, make a believer out of me.

1432
01:06:24,640 --> 01:06:30,640
Oh, that one was clever. That was way less cringy than the notes turned on by that one.

1433
01:06:30,640 --> 01:06:36,640
That's a smart one that affects when the house comes to life after he lights the candle.

1434
01:06:36,640 --> 01:06:40,640
Pretty fucking great. Just the rumbling and stuff. It looks like for you.

1435
01:06:40,640 --> 01:06:42,640
It's definitely like classic Disney. Yeah.

1436
01:06:42,640 --> 01:06:49,640
Which I miss is you don't really get that in the second one very much. The class. Well, a little bit.

1437
01:06:49,640 --> 01:06:53,640
Also, he agreed to wear tights and dresses Peter Pan while she dresses as Wendy.

1438
01:06:53,640 --> 01:06:56,640
He did. His little sister, he's like, I don't want to go to that creepy house.

1439
01:06:56,640 --> 01:07:04,640
And he's like, do whatever you want. She's like, all right, you're going to you're going to we're going to I'm going to be Wendy and you're going to be Peter Pan next year with the tights.

1440
01:07:04,640 --> 01:07:14,640
It's no deal. He's like, fuck. All right. Little bitch. What he has to do is show her incessantly for the next year.

1441
01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:23,640
Movies with really cool, like older brother, younger sister dynamics so that she picks one of those like a like a or like a Star Wars.

1442
01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:30,640
Like, hey, you see how Han Solo or like like, you know what I mean? Or where's my happy where you want to go with that?

1443
01:07:30,640 --> 01:07:35,640
Yeah. Yeah. Pietro and the Scarlet Witch. Right. That's better.

1444
01:07:35,640 --> 01:07:41,640
That'd be cool. But then she still might make you wear tights, depending on which Pietro.

1445
01:07:41,640 --> 01:07:46,640
Yeah, could be the weird version of the wand of it.

1446
01:07:46,640 --> 01:07:51,640
Okay. So so they get to the first five hour podcast. They get to the museum.

1447
01:07:51,640 --> 01:07:55,640
They steal the they they light it on fire. They find out that he's a virgin.

1448
01:07:55,640 --> 01:08:03,640
Surprise, surprise. Thor Birch is amazing in this. Her acting is great when she pretends to be the one that brings the Sanderson sisters back.

1449
01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:12,640
She's like, that's exactly what I wanted. But what I like is that she doesn't really pull it off like it immediately falls to pieces because she's a little girl and like she gets scared.

1450
01:08:12,640 --> 01:08:20,640
What I like is that they bring that back with a slightly older girl now, a high school girl in the sequel, and they pull it off.

1451
01:08:20,640 --> 01:08:26,640
The two girls, they do convince them, which I like. I feel like it's easy to trick the Sanderson.

1452
01:08:26,640 --> 01:08:32,640
The CVS scene in two. Oh, yeah. That's yeah. I kind of fell off interest in after that part.

1453
01:08:32,640 --> 01:08:45,640
Well, the Roomba stuff was silly, too. In the museum in the in the first one, when he's like going to light the fire thing, as he's like lighting it, they're like, he makes fire with his hands.

1454
01:08:45,640 --> 01:08:57,640
It doesn't make me crack up. Yeah. Oh, they're the once we get the Sanderson sisters in this is I mean, they are let's just let's just they're amazing.

1455
01:08:57,640 --> 01:09:01,640
All three of them. I'd say both movies is like both movies. Yeah. I wrote the second movie.

1456
01:09:01,640 --> 01:09:09,640
The fact that they are just as good as in the first while they tone down, they turn Sarah Jessica Parker into a titty hiding bitch.

1457
01:09:09,640 --> 01:09:17,640
And they made her less they made her less muddy. She was also much older. Right. Yeah. It's also Sarah.

1458
01:09:17,640 --> 01:09:25,640
It's a fucking her face got longer with age. Yeah. Well, you are you aware speaking of her face got longer with age.

1459
01:09:25,640 --> 01:09:29,640
The most amazing to me, I've my whole life I've heard this horse face thing. Yeah.

1460
01:09:29,640 --> 01:09:37,640
Jessica Parker and I never knew where it came from until yesterday when I watched this movie.

1461
01:09:37,640 --> 01:09:44,640
Very well, that is a meme from this movie. And I had no idea my whole life. I've heard that said I'm like, why? She's she's pretty.

1462
01:09:44,640 --> 01:09:49,640
She doesn't look like a whore. Why are they saying that? She got a she got a big mouth and pretty teeth.

1463
01:09:49,640 --> 01:09:56,640
So everyone jealous kind of hated the whole last minute of you guys objectifying.

1464
01:09:56,640 --> 01:10:00,640
I think she's beautiful. Yeah. And I think that's what I'm saying. I never knew where it came from.

1465
01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:06,640
I was like, why do they call her horse face? This is because Penny Marshall called her horse face. Yeah.

1466
01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:11,640
That's where that comes from. Yeah. Comes from this movie. No, I think it's just a mean thing.

1467
01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:16,640
People know it came from this movie. She can still get it now if she wants. Yeah.

1468
01:10:16,640 --> 01:10:25,640
You got to wear that corset, though. Matthew Broderick, if you're a cuck and you're a you want to Austin Bull.

1469
01:10:25,640 --> 01:10:30,640
Well, I know the bull. You know, the bull cuck relationship. You know what it means. You know what the bull is.

1470
01:10:30,640 --> 01:10:37,640
Are you back to porn? Yeah. Pull up. I just wasn't I was trying to figure out why you were coming up with that.

1471
01:10:37,640 --> 01:10:41,640
It was just it was just a surprise because it's out of character for a PG movie.

1472
01:10:41,640 --> 01:10:44,640
All right. Let's let's go to let's kill the bonus right now.

1473
01:10:44,640 --> 01:10:48,640
That cat inflating after it gets hit by the bus. Fucking gross.

1474
01:10:48,640 --> 01:10:54,640
The sound effects, the look of it, it's just inflating. Oh, God, I hate it when that happens.

1475
01:10:54,640 --> 01:11:01,640
Yeah, that was pretty gross. I did. Thackeray only comes to the Sanderson sisters house on Halloween.

1476
01:11:01,640 --> 01:11:05,640
Says I only I come every Halloween to make sure that no virgin lights the candle. Right.

1477
01:11:05,640 --> 01:11:10,640
He's had 300 years to plan. His big thing is jump on him once. And that's it.

1478
01:11:10,640 --> 01:11:14,640
He's still a cat. Sure. But I mean, have you ever seen it?

1479
01:11:14,640 --> 01:11:19,640
I've seen videos of a cat losing their fucking shit on somebody in a house and there's enough to get them to leave.

1480
01:11:19,640 --> 01:11:24,640
If that cat was ferocious enough, you know what factory should have done?

1481
01:11:24,640 --> 01:11:28,640
I know this would be weird for him because it's a teen ghost trapped in a cat body.

1482
01:11:28,640 --> 01:11:32,640
A female cat and he should have had a bunch of kittens.

1483
01:11:32,640 --> 01:11:38,640
Hopefully some transference of human intelligence will go into some of those kittens and train them.

1484
01:11:38,640 --> 01:11:40,640
They're immortal to help him in his.

1485
01:11:40,640 --> 01:11:42,640
Also, they also have to be immortal.

1486
01:11:42,640 --> 01:11:45,640
They go against everything you believe in is intelligent animals.

1487
01:11:45,640 --> 01:11:50,640
Is this a horror movie for you? It kind of is. Oh, God.

1488
01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:53,640
Here's the thing. It's a tricky. It's a tricky world we live in.

1489
01:11:53,640 --> 01:11:57,640
I don't want animals to evolve into intelligence.

1490
01:11:57,640 --> 01:12:02,640
But if you put the ghost of a trapped teen boy inside of an animal, that's a different place.

1491
01:12:02,640 --> 01:12:05,640
Your fear gets more and more specific every time.

1492
01:12:05,640 --> 01:12:08,640
I like how he says it's a tricky world. We live in it.

1493
01:12:08,640 --> 01:12:11,640
Only you live there, Andy. None of us live in that world.

1494
01:12:11,640 --> 01:12:16,640
Well, I know, as Brennan keeps pointing out, we're not here. No one's really here.

1495
01:12:16,640 --> 01:12:24,640
So, yeah, so I said, if he only comes on Halloween, what's he doing for the rest of the year?

1496
01:12:24,640 --> 01:12:26,640
He's not just fucking sitting around the woods.

1497
01:12:26,640 --> 01:12:29,640
I know he's immortal. Is he going around like eating mice?

1498
01:12:29,640 --> 01:12:32,640
Is that a thing he had to adjust to? He was like eating raw, dead animals?

1499
01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:35,640
This is where I come down to eat mice. This is what he said.

1500
01:12:35,640 --> 01:12:45,640
But what I would assume is just, hey, stupid cat person, go find a house, which it's just like,

1501
01:12:45,640 --> 01:12:50,640
go find a sorority house at a college and be their cat.

1502
01:12:50,640 --> 01:12:55,640
And I'll tell you what, buddy, it's going to be the best 364 days of the year.

1503
01:12:55,640 --> 01:12:58,640
And then you disappear and you freak them all out for one night.

1504
01:12:58,640 --> 01:13:02,640
You go protect the Sanderson house. You come back the next day.

1505
01:13:02,640 --> 01:13:08,640
They lose their fucking minds that you're back. And then every, I don't know, five, six years

1506
01:13:08,640 --> 01:13:13,640
before they figure out you're not getting any older, you disappear and you switch to another sorority.

1507
01:13:13,640 --> 01:13:18,640
That was another thing I thought, why doesn't he go join with the family and then just live with them?

1508
01:13:18,640 --> 01:13:23,640
That family dies. He goes with the kids. They grow old. They just never...

1509
01:13:23,640 --> 01:13:25,640
Why does this fucking cat die? Is it a different cat?

1510
01:13:25,640 --> 01:13:32,640
It's like the Williams and Bionic, what's that called? The Bicentennial Man.

1511
01:13:32,640 --> 01:13:34,640
That whole thing where he outlives the family.

1512
01:13:34,640 --> 01:13:39,640
But yeah, if you just switch and you pick sorority house, obviously, because you're a teen boy

1513
01:13:39,640 --> 01:13:45,640
and you're like, why wouldn't you want to just have hot chicks pet you all the time and put you in their room?

1514
01:13:45,640 --> 01:13:50,640
Like, yeah, go for it, bro. Instead, this is where I go to eat rats in the graveyard

1515
01:13:50,640 --> 01:13:55,640
and I have penance for having my sister get killed. Sorority theory is kind of falling apart though.

1516
01:13:55,640 --> 01:14:00,640
Why? Because unless you're a cuck cat.

1517
01:14:00,640 --> 01:14:03,640
You want... Cuck cat? Listen, I don't...

1518
01:14:03,640 --> 01:14:07,640
As much as you would think that I want to get into the mechanics of how this would work, I don't.

1519
01:14:07,640 --> 01:14:12,640
So I'm just going to be real basic about it. You watch the hot chicks with your human mind, you go out and you fucking...

1520
01:14:12,640 --> 01:14:16,640
I just don't know how else to describe it. That's how you survive a stack of these.

1521
01:14:16,640 --> 01:14:20,640
We do all these kids movies and they turn into fucking a cat.

1522
01:14:20,640 --> 01:14:23,640
We need a disclaimer at the beginning of these episodes.

1523
01:14:23,640 --> 01:14:27,640
Every episode on RSS is explicit, explicit.

1524
01:14:27,640 --> 01:14:33,640
Jack Frost, explicit, explicit.

1525
01:14:33,640 --> 01:14:38,640
Fried Rice Podcast reviews PG Hocus Pocus.

1526
01:14:38,640 --> 01:14:43,640
This is how Thackeray is going to get his nuts on. Not on the phone.

1527
01:14:43,640 --> 01:14:47,640
Being a cat would be cool.

1528
01:14:47,640 --> 01:14:51,640
Oh yeah, I like when SJP...

1529
01:14:51,640 --> 01:14:55,640
That's when I wrote Sarah Jessica Parker. When she goes, hello Billy.

1530
01:14:55,640 --> 01:14:59,640
When Billy comes up, when they resurrect him.

1531
01:14:59,640 --> 01:15:04,640
It's funny because the way they make you think in the first movie is that him and Winnie had a relationship.

1532
01:15:04,640 --> 01:15:08,640
And that he cheated on her with Sarah Jessica Parker.

1533
01:15:08,640 --> 01:15:10,640
Can't blame him.

1534
01:15:10,640 --> 01:15:15,640
Not at all. Well, hold on. I said that a little half-assically.

1535
01:15:15,640 --> 01:15:19,640
If you're in a relationship with someone, you've made a commitment. It's better to get out of it.

1536
01:15:19,640 --> 01:15:21,640
That's where he draws the line. Unless it's Sarah Jessica Parker.

1537
01:15:21,640 --> 01:15:23,640
No. In a corset.

1538
01:15:23,640 --> 01:15:25,640
No. I don't care what it is.

1539
01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:29,640
There's always the option to make a phone call and just say, hey...

1540
01:15:29,640 --> 01:15:31,640
I'm going to fuck Sarah Jessica Parker.

1541
01:15:31,640 --> 01:15:33,640
I think I'm having an intense...

1542
01:15:33,640 --> 01:15:35,640
No, he's a cat person. He should be after his mom.

1543
01:15:35,640 --> 01:15:39,640
No, listen. If you're out there in the wild and a hottie comes up to you and they want to fuck...

1544
01:15:39,640 --> 01:15:41,640
Wait, say that again.

1545
01:15:41,640 --> 01:15:43,640
He said he's a cat person. He should be fucking his mom.

1546
01:15:43,640 --> 01:15:45,640
What's that?

1547
01:15:45,640 --> 01:15:47,640
It was your movie.

1548
01:15:49,640 --> 01:15:51,640
The Stephen King one?

1549
01:15:51,640 --> 01:15:53,640
I thought that was you.

1550
01:15:53,640 --> 01:15:55,640
What movie?

1551
01:15:55,640 --> 01:15:57,640
I thought you watched that one.

1552
01:15:57,640 --> 01:15:59,640
I watched it with all of you because we had to.

1553
01:15:59,640 --> 01:16:01,640
What the fuck are we talking about? Cat people movie.

1554
01:16:01,640 --> 01:16:03,640
I thought that was your pic. That was when we all picked it up.

1555
01:16:03,640 --> 01:16:05,640
Different timeline.

1556
01:16:05,640 --> 01:16:09,640
We've all done it. We've got all the infinity timelines.

1557
01:16:09,640 --> 01:16:13,640
There's going to be a time traveling Andy that's going to just be in the corner here

1558
01:16:13,640 --> 01:16:17,640
that's just taking moments away from this out of the editing room

1559
01:16:17,640 --> 01:16:21,640
just trying to save it like Captain America trying to make sure that no one gets it ruined.

1560
01:16:21,640 --> 01:16:23,640
He's going to be sitting over there.

1561
01:16:23,640 --> 01:16:25,640
This episode's going to be 20 minutes long with all this.

1562
01:16:25,640 --> 01:16:27,640
Wait, wait.

1563
01:16:27,640 --> 01:16:29,640
Okay, so...

1564
01:16:29,640 --> 01:16:31,640
Go back before you said...

1565
01:16:31,640 --> 01:16:35,640
Oh, no.

1566
01:16:35,640 --> 01:16:37,640
I pushed it.

1567
01:16:37,640 --> 01:16:39,640
Rate these movies, Brandon.

1568
01:16:39,640 --> 01:16:41,640
First one.

1569
01:16:41,640 --> 01:16:43,640
What's your rating?

1570
01:16:43,640 --> 01:16:49,640
First one, I give a B-, and two, probably a D.

1571
01:16:51,640 --> 01:16:53,640
Man, they seem pretty accurate.

1572
01:16:53,640 --> 01:16:55,640
And what would you rate Sarah Jessica Perker?

1573
01:16:55,640 --> 01:16:57,640
In one...

1574
01:16:57,640 --> 01:16:59,640
To ten.

1575
01:16:59,640 --> 01:17:01,640
In one, I'd say a seven.

1576
01:17:01,640 --> 01:17:03,640
In two, a five.

1577
01:17:07,640 --> 01:17:09,640
So this is you.

1578
01:17:09,640 --> 01:17:11,640
So it's a B-, and a D.

1579
01:17:11,640 --> 01:17:15,640
Well, Q had some funny parts in it that I enjoyed.

1580
01:17:15,640 --> 01:17:17,640
But some of the stuff...

1581
01:17:17,640 --> 01:17:19,640
There was the first scene when they're flying.

1582
01:17:19,640 --> 01:17:23,640
It was the bad CGI that had to have been the choice.

1583
01:17:23,640 --> 01:17:27,640
There's no way they were like, yeah, this looks great, and then sent it without it being...

1584
01:17:27,640 --> 01:17:29,640
No, they'll like it. It's funny.

1585
01:17:29,640 --> 01:17:31,640
It's supposed to feel...

1586
01:17:31,640 --> 01:17:33,640
It got Disney-fied, though.

1587
01:17:33,640 --> 01:17:35,640
It was a little more Disney.

1588
01:17:35,640 --> 01:17:37,640
I heard witches do-do-do-do-do.

1589
01:17:37,640 --> 01:17:39,640
And then she's like, oh, it's probably the patriarch.

1590
01:17:39,640 --> 01:17:41,640
I'm like, shut the fuck up!

1591
01:17:41,640 --> 01:17:45,640
Goddamn, why are you putting this in my Hocus Pocus movie?

1592
01:17:45,640 --> 01:17:47,640
Did you like the opening?

1593
01:17:47,640 --> 01:17:49,640
Did you like the random musical stuff?

1594
01:17:49,640 --> 01:17:51,640
It was silly.

1595
01:17:51,640 --> 01:17:53,640
The stage thing was pretty cool.

1596
01:17:53,640 --> 01:17:55,640
I liked their backstory from the very beginning.

1597
01:17:55,640 --> 01:17:57,640
I liked that.

1598
01:17:57,640 --> 01:17:59,640
That was great.

1599
01:17:59,640 --> 01:18:01,640
The kids' backstory was great.

1600
01:18:01,640 --> 01:18:03,640
I liked them meeting that other witch.

1601
01:18:03,640 --> 01:18:05,640
And then I liked her passing it along.

1602
01:18:05,640 --> 01:18:07,640
The other witch was hot.

1603
01:18:07,640 --> 01:18:11,640
Yeah, although Dermals in 1653, a little bit much.

1604
01:18:11,640 --> 01:18:13,640
What's that?

1605
01:18:13,640 --> 01:18:15,640
Dermals in her face, like piercings.

1606
01:18:15,640 --> 01:18:17,640
Who's that rapper?

1607
01:18:17,640 --> 01:18:19,640
He's got the Infinity Stone in his head?

1608
01:18:19,640 --> 01:18:21,640
Yeah.

1609
01:18:21,640 --> 01:18:23,640
She's got little mini-Uzi Verts.

1610
01:18:23,640 --> 01:18:25,640
Yeah.

1611
01:18:25,640 --> 01:18:27,640
Any other highlights to say now for you?

1612
01:18:27,640 --> 01:18:29,640
Drop your notes on us real quick.

1613
01:18:29,640 --> 01:18:31,640
We're glad to board with it.

1614
01:18:31,640 --> 01:18:33,640
I didn't take too many notes.

1615
01:18:33,640 --> 01:18:35,640
One, I've seen a lot.

1616
01:18:35,640 --> 01:18:37,640
I love one. It's classic.

1617
01:18:37,640 --> 01:18:39,640
One of the notes I took with Bitch Slap by a Cat.

1618
01:18:39,640 --> 01:18:43,640
After he lit the candle, the cat bitch slapped him.

1619
01:18:43,640 --> 01:18:45,640
Yeah, the witches are back.

1620
01:18:45,640 --> 01:18:47,640
The Walgreens scene was hilarious.

1621
01:18:47,640 --> 01:18:51,640
Just teaching them about all the magic in that.

1622
01:18:51,640 --> 01:18:53,640
Like, oh, the door's open.

1623
01:18:53,640 --> 01:18:55,640
Oh, the lights. What's the lighting?

1624
01:18:55,640 --> 01:18:59,640
The bad CGI for the flying scene had to have been a choice.

1625
01:18:59,640 --> 01:19:07,640
The still emotionless band in the lookalike contest.

1626
01:19:07,640 --> 01:19:11,640
When they were getting the crowd going to look for the mayor.

1627
01:19:11,640 --> 01:19:13,640
What was the band doing?

1628
01:19:13,640 --> 01:19:15,640
They were just kind of standing there.

1629
01:19:15,640 --> 01:19:17,640
Oh, just...

1630
01:19:17,640 --> 01:19:19,640
Playing emotionless.

1631
01:19:19,640 --> 01:19:23,640
And then poor mayor just wants a candy apple.

1632
01:19:23,640 --> 01:19:25,640
I know. That's what it's sad.

1633
01:19:25,640 --> 01:19:27,640
That's what it's sad to be stories of all time.

1634
01:19:27,640 --> 01:19:29,640
Because he doesn't get it.

1635
01:19:29,640 --> 01:19:31,640
His house gets destroyed from some party.

1636
01:19:31,640 --> 01:19:33,640
And he doesn't get a caramel apple.

1637
01:19:33,640 --> 01:19:35,640
What was she thinking?

1638
01:19:35,640 --> 01:19:37,640
He gets the poison apple instead.

1639
01:19:37,640 --> 01:19:39,640
And he's like, I'll get this, I guess.

1640
01:19:39,640 --> 01:19:41,640
I'm going to go enjoy.

1641
01:19:41,640 --> 01:19:43,640
That's like a dad moment for sure.

1642
01:19:43,640 --> 01:19:45,640
Did he get an actual poison apple?

1643
01:19:45,640 --> 01:19:47,640
No, remember the girls walking around saying,

1644
01:19:47,640 --> 01:19:49,640
poison apples.

1645
01:19:49,640 --> 01:19:51,640
That would have been a better twist.

1646
01:19:51,640 --> 01:19:55,640
When he was walking by, she actually poisoned a couple for her.

1647
01:19:55,640 --> 01:19:57,640
I'll help you out.

1648
01:19:57,640 --> 01:19:59,640
And then he got one of those.

1649
01:19:59,640 --> 01:20:01,640
And the poison did something post credit work afterwards.

1650
01:20:01,640 --> 01:20:05,640
I like when the Alexa, when they go into the house,

1651
01:20:05,640 --> 01:20:07,640
and the Alexa is like, I'm sorry, I couldn't understand you.

1652
01:20:07,640 --> 01:20:09,640
There's a woman trapped in that little box.

1653
01:20:09,640 --> 01:20:11,640
That's funny.

1654
01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:15,640
I didn't like the fourth wall break where they're flying by

1655
01:20:15,640 --> 01:20:17,640
and someone's watching the first movie.

1656
01:20:17,640 --> 01:20:19,640
I wrote that down too.

1657
01:20:19,640 --> 01:20:21,640
I hate when movies do that.

1658
01:20:21,640 --> 01:20:23,640
Don't do that.

1659
01:20:23,640 --> 01:20:25,640
Don't have a sequel that takes place in the same continuous universe

1660
01:20:25,640 --> 01:20:29,640
and have a version of what, like a movie.

1661
01:20:29,640 --> 01:20:31,640
Because then it changes everything.

1662
01:20:31,640 --> 01:20:33,640
Because now we exist.

1663
01:20:33,640 --> 01:20:37,640
This Pocus Pocus 2 is,

1664
01:20:37,640 --> 01:20:41,640
God damn, I don't even know how it exists in the real world.

1665
01:20:41,640 --> 01:20:45,640
It's not a continuation of the first movie.

1666
01:20:45,640 --> 01:20:49,640
The first movie is like Django Unchained,

1667
01:20:49,640 --> 01:20:53,640
a movie that is such an accurate Sanderson's Sister movie.

1668
01:20:53,640 --> 01:20:55,640
That it's in the movie.

1669
01:20:55,640 --> 01:20:57,640
That they watch it.

1670
01:20:57,640 --> 01:20:59,640
Don't they mention events of the first movie?

1671
01:20:59,640 --> 01:21:01,640
You know what? That explains everything.

1672
01:21:01,640 --> 01:21:07,640
The reason they're older is because this is the first time they've been resurrected.

1673
01:21:07,640 --> 01:21:09,640
They talk about it though.

1674
01:21:09,640 --> 01:21:11,640
Talk about what happened in 93.

1675
01:21:11,640 --> 01:21:17,640
The big plot point is the magic shop guy saw them the night they came to life.

1676
01:21:17,640 --> 01:21:19,640
And that's where he got the book.

1677
01:21:19,640 --> 01:21:21,640
So did a lot of people in theaters.

1678
01:21:21,640 --> 01:21:23,640
Well, he saw them in real life and that's how he got the book.

1679
01:21:23,640 --> 01:21:25,640
Or he's an impressionable child.

1680
01:21:25,640 --> 01:21:27,640
He watched the movie.

1681
01:21:27,640 --> 01:21:29,640
He's delusional.

1682
01:21:29,640 --> 01:21:31,640
He got that Matrix complex some people got

1683
01:21:31,640 --> 01:21:33,640
and thought the Sanderson Sisters were real.

1684
01:21:33,640 --> 01:21:35,640
Built an entire complex, an identity behind it,

1685
01:21:35,640 --> 01:21:37,640
started a magic shop.

1686
01:21:37,640 --> 01:21:39,640
So he's messing with magic.

1687
01:21:39,640 --> 01:21:43,640
And he brings the actual Sanderson Sisters

1688
01:21:43,640 --> 01:21:47,640
who look a lot like Bette Midler, Sarah Jackson Parker,

1689
01:21:47,640 --> 01:21:49,640
but not exactly, but a lot like.

1690
01:21:49,640 --> 01:21:53,640
Because maybe it's an AI creation and they're not really there at all.

1691
01:21:53,640 --> 01:21:55,640
It's the Matrix.

1692
01:21:55,640 --> 01:21:57,640
Well, I don't think the AI was involved in this.

1693
01:21:57,640 --> 01:21:59,640
I don't know.

1694
01:21:59,640 --> 01:22:01,640
That's a little bit of a...

1695
01:22:01,640 --> 01:22:03,640
I mean, actually, if we're going...

1696
01:22:03,640 --> 01:22:05,640
Nobody could put that bitch in the foreground with the blue hair

1697
01:22:05,640 --> 01:22:07,640
and the fucking...

1698
01:22:07,640 --> 01:22:09,640
I'm like, geez, aw, no!

1699
01:22:09,640 --> 01:22:11,640
I saw that and I'm like, no, why?

1700
01:22:11,640 --> 01:22:13,640
What for?

1701
01:22:13,640 --> 01:22:15,640
When they're setting up in that school, in that classroom,

1702
01:22:15,640 --> 01:22:17,640
and there's just a chick which is like...

1703
01:22:17,640 --> 01:22:21,640
She would be at a protest for me if it was to burn me to death.

1704
01:22:21,640 --> 01:22:23,640
I'm like, oh, no, no.

1705
01:22:23,640 --> 01:22:25,640
And then the patriarch are there.

1706
01:22:25,640 --> 01:22:27,640
I'm like, what the fuck?

1707
01:22:27,640 --> 01:22:29,640
Come on.

1708
01:22:29,640 --> 01:22:31,640
Everything else was all right.

1709
01:22:31,640 --> 01:22:33,640
Okay, anything other?

1710
01:22:33,640 --> 01:22:35,640
The Roombas, of course, the end.

1711
01:22:35,640 --> 01:22:37,640
The Roomba thing was a nice touch.

1712
01:22:37,640 --> 01:22:39,640
Taking away the salt.

1713
01:22:39,640 --> 01:22:41,640
And then obviously the witch thing you kind of see coming,

1714
01:22:41,640 --> 01:22:43,640
her having witch powers.

1715
01:22:43,640 --> 01:22:45,640
Yeah, I think that's all right.

1716
01:22:45,640 --> 01:22:47,640
I think two is just more kitty.

1717
01:22:47,640 --> 01:22:49,640
Yeah, two is definitely.

1718
01:22:49,640 --> 01:22:51,640
Well, I don't know if you recommended it last week

1719
01:22:51,640 --> 01:22:53,640
or are going to recommend it this week, but Funko Fusion.

1720
01:22:53,640 --> 01:22:55,640
Yeah, I was going to talk about it a little bit this week.

1721
01:22:55,640 --> 01:22:57,640
Okay.

1722
01:22:57,640 --> 01:22:59,640
Andy recommended it to me, so I got it.

1723
01:22:59,640 --> 01:23:03,640
Also, passwords to log into your own personal account

1724
01:23:03,640 --> 01:23:07,640
on your own console if you have children is a good idea.

1725
01:23:07,640 --> 01:23:09,640
I recommend that.

1726
01:23:09,640 --> 01:23:11,640
That's a tragic story of all time, dude.

1727
01:23:11,640 --> 01:23:13,640
I started Funko Fusion.

1728
01:23:13,640 --> 01:23:15,640
I got a good chunk of the beginning stuff done.

1729
01:23:15,640 --> 01:23:19,640
And then my kids decided to log in on my profile

1730
01:23:19,640 --> 01:23:21,640
and then start two new games.

1731
01:23:21,640 --> 01:23:23,640
No, they started new games.

1732
01:23:23,640 --> 01:23:25,640
Started over from the beginning, so I was like, both suck.

1733
01:23:25,640 --> 01:23:27,640
Fuck.

1734
01:23:27,640 --> 01:23:29,640
I was like, I'm going to get a new phone.

1735
01:23:29,640 --> 01:23:31,640
That was Astro Bot.

1736
01:23:31,640 --> 01:23:33,640
Astro Bot, he was helping me.

1737
01:23:33,640 --> 01:23:35,640
If you are a fan of Funko Fusion, they just released

1738
01:23:35,640 --> 01:23:37,640
an update or they're releasing an update

1739
01:23:37,640 --> 01:23:41,640
that allows you to now, on your first playthrough,

1740
01:23:41,640 --> 01:23:45,640
on your first playthrough, you can play as any character.

1741
01:23:45,640 --> 01:23:47,640
Oh, yeah.

1742
01:23:47,640 --> 01:23:49,640
Well, I was already able to do that.

1743
01:23:49,640 --> 01:23:51,640
I wasn't.

1744
01:23:51,640 --> 01:23:53,640
I might have been an update.

1745
01:23:53,640 --> 01:23:55,640
You looked really sad when you said that, Andy.

1746
01:23:55,640 --> 01:23:57,640
I was going to get on my second playthrough.

1747
01:23:57,640 --> 01:23:59,640
Oh, you hold what?

1748
01:23:59,640 --> 01:24:01,640
I don't have a Y. I have a triangle.

1749
01:24:01,640 --> 01:24:03,640
I tried it. It didn't work.

1750
01:24:03,640 --> 01:24:05,640
But, yeah.

1751
01:24:05,640 --> 01:24:07,640
Anyway, you drive safe. Have a great day at work.

1752
01:24:07,640 --> 01:24:09,640
Have a good one, guys.

1753
01:24:09,640 --> 01:24:11,640
Did you turn it off?

1754
01:24:11,640 --> 01:24:13,640
Okay, thank you.

1755
01:24:13,640 --> 01:24:15,640
All right, see you.

1756
01:24:15,640 --> 01:24:17,640
All right, back to number one.

1757
01:24:17,640 --> 01:24:19,640
Back to number one in our five-hour special episode.

1758
01:24:19,640 --> 01:24:21,640
Yeah.

1759
01:24:21,640 --> 01:24:23,640
Have we talked about how he fucks as a cat?

1760
01:24:23,640 --> 01:24:25,640
Yeah, I think so.

1761
01:24:25,640 --> 01:24:27,640
The Devil Scene, one of the best.

1762
01:24:27,640 --> 01:24:29,640
I don't know who that guy is, but it's just a really...

1763
01:24:29,640 --> 01:24:31,640
It's Gary Marshall.

1764
01:24:31,640 --> 01:24:33,640
Oh, okay. Just a funny...

1765
01:24:33,640 --> 01:24:35,640
Because it's Penny Marshall.

1766
01:24:35,640 --> 01:24:37,640
It's his brother and sister that play it, and it's Penny Marshall.

1767
01:24:37,640 --> 01:24:39,640
That's a brother-sister combo?

1768
01:24:39,640 --> 01:24:41,640
They're a brother-sister playing husband and wife.

1769
01:24:41,640 --> 01:24:43,640
That's funny, though. They did it like a fun...

1770
01:24:43,640 --> 01:24:45,640
Well, because it's Gary and Penny Marshall, too.

1771
01:24:45,640 --> 01:24:47,640
Didn't we also get that with Jake and Maggie?

1772
01:24:47,640 --> 01:24:49,640
You know who they are, right?

1773
01:24:49,640 --> 01:24:51,640
You know who Gary Marshall is and who Penny Marshall is?

1774
01:24:51,640 --> 01:24:53,640
I've seen them. What's the big deal about it?

1775
01:24:53,640 --> 01:24:55,640
That's his little brother-sister. They've both been in showbiz.

1776
01:24:55,640 --> 01:24:57,640
Oh, yeah, yeah. I've seen Penny Marshall probably more than...

1777
01:24:57,640 --> 01:24:59,640
Because wasn't she one of the big...

1778
01:24:59,640 --> 01:25:01,640
Or Marshall's big producer.

1779
01:25:01,640 --> 01:25:03,640
Wasn't she in a show?

1780
01:25:03,640 --> 01:25:05,640
That's Laverne.

1781
01:25:05,640 --> 01:25:07,640
Yeah, I was going to say Laverne and Shirley.

1782
01:25:07,640 --> 01:25:09,640
Okay, then that's what it is. All right.

1783
01:25:09,640 --> 01:25:11,640
Because I didn't know if it was Three's Company or Laverne and Shirley, but she wasn't...

1784
01:25:11,640 --> 01:25:13,640
He had complete control over Sarah Jessica Parker.

1785
01:25:13,640 --> 01:25:15,640
He could have done anything to that woman.

1786
01:25:15,640 --> 01:25:17,640
She walks out like...

1787
01:25:17,640 --> 01:25:19,640
He's the devil!

1788
01:25:19,640 --> 01:25:21,640
His wife there.

1789
01:25:21,640 --> 01:25:23,640
You know what I mean? I know he's a little tipsy and he's got these women coming...

1790
01:25:23,640 --> 01:25:25,640
First off, why wouldn't he like the bitch?

1791
01:25:25,640 --> 01:25:27,640
It supports my theory of what I said earlier about Sarah Jessica Parker.

1792
01:25:27,640 --> 01:25:29,640
You're not even going to say anything.

1793
01:25:29,640 --> 01:25:31,640
What theory?

1794
01:25:31,640 --> 01:25:33,640
You're like, oh, you've got to make a phone call.

1795
01:25:33,640 --> 01:25:35,640
Say, hey, I'm going to fuck Sarah Jessica Parker.

1796
01:25:35,640 --> 01:25:37,640
We're done.

1797
01:25:37,640 --> 01:25:39,640
And I said, that's bullshit.

1798
01:25:39,640 --> 01:25:41,640
And then also so did Gary Marshall.

1799
01:25:41,640 --> 01:25:43,640
I'm not saying...

1800
01:25:43,640 --> 01:25:45,640
I'm not saying that it's not going to happen.

1801
01:25:45,640 --> 01:25:47,640
I'm just saying that if you're the committee leader,

1802
01:25:47,640 --> 01:25:49,640
you're going to be in a bad relationship.

1803
01:25:49,640 --> 01:25:51,640
Don't be that fucking person.

1804
01:25:51,640 --> 01:25:53,640
That cheats just because you found a hottie in the wild.

1805
01:25:53,640 --> 01:25:55,640
You could go masturbate somewhere later on.

1806
01:25:55,640 --> 01:25:57,640
Who hurt you?

1807
01:25:57,640 --> 01:25:59,640
Everyone.

1808
01:25:59,640 --> 01:26:01,640
So impersonating a police officer guy

1809
01:26:01,640 --> 01:26:03,640
is a fucking dick and that's a crime

1810
01:26:03,640 --> 01:26:05,640
because he didn't tell them I'm not a police officer.

1811
01:26:05,640 --> 01:26:07,640
I think you have to if you're in a police officer uniform

1812
01:26:07,640 --> 01:26:09,640
and someone comes up to you like,

1813
01:26:09,640 --> 01:26:11,640
hey, put officer...

1814
01:26:11,640 --> 01:26:13,640
Whoa! No, I'm in costume. My name's Brad.

1815
01:26:13,640 --> 01:26:15,640
What's up, dog? How can I help you?

1816
01:26:15,640 --> 01:26:17,640
I'm like, children? Like, what's up?

1817
01:26:17,640 --> 01:26:19,640
I got your back. Instead of like...

1818
01:26:19,640 --> 01:26:21,640
Uh-huh. Yep.

1819
01:26:21,640 --> 01:26:23,640
And then his wife comes out, thought I was fucking stupid kids.

1820
01:26:23,640 --> 01:26:25,640
Thought I was a cop. And she'd be like, what do you mean?

1821
01:26:25,640 --> 01:26:27,640
Do they need help? She just laughs it off and dries off.

1822
01:26:27,640 --> 01:26:29,640
Those are... I hope they got a wreck.

1823
01:26:31,640 --> 01:26:33,640
The three girls

1824
01:26:33,640 --> 01:26:35,640
steal and fly away on brooms.

1825
01:26:37,640 --> 01:26:39,640
If anyone is secretly a witch,

1826
01:26:39,640 --> 01:26:41,640
it's those three children that steal the Sanderson sisters' brooms.

1827
01:26:41,640 --> 01:26:43,640
Because I don't think...

1828
01:26:43,640 --> 01:26:45,640
They took regular

1829
01:26:45,640 --> 01:26:47,640
everyday brooms later

1830
01:26:47,640 --> 01:26:49,640
and imbued them with their magic.

1831
01:26:49,640 --> 01:26:51,640
Cast a spell, yeah.

1832
01:26:51,640 --> 01:26:53,640
I don't know if they cast a spell to make their brooms magic

1833
01:26:53,640 --> 01:26:55,640
or if they just use a flying spell

1834
01:26:55,640 --> 01:26:57,640
and use the broom as some sort of way to guide.

1835
01:26:57,640 --> 01:26:59,640
So...

1836
01:26:59,640 --> 01:27:01,640
Most universes, once you make a broom magic,

1837
01:27:01,640 --> 01:27:03,640
it stays there.

1838
01:27:03,640 --> 01:27:05,640
I don't know the answer either.

1839
01:27:05,640 --> 01:27:07,640
They didn't explain it that far.

1840
01:27:07,640 --> 01:27:09,640
But I do think that those three girls

1841
01:27:09,640 --> 01:27:11,640
died, most likely, because either

1842
01:27:11,640 --> 01:27:13,640
they...

1843
01:27:13,640 --> 01:27:15,640
I got up my body count.

1844
01:27:15,640 --> 01:27:17,640
I got up the body count. I only had it at nine.

1845
01:27:17,640 --> 01:27:19,640
It's twelve now.

1846
01:27:19,640 --> 01:27:21,640
Well, here's the thing. How many have we lost so far?

1847
01:27:21,640 --> 01:27:23,640
So far up to this point in the movie?

1848
01:27:23,640 --> 01:27:25,640
We lost the girl.

1849
01:27:25,640 --> 01:27:27,640
Bacary's still alive.

1850
01:27:27,640 --> 01:27:29,640
So we lost the girl.

1851
01:27:29,640 --> 01:27:31,640
The girl and the three witches got hanged.

1852
01:27:31,640 --> 01:27:33,640
But then they come back, so I'm going to take them back.

1853
01:27:33,640 --> 01:27:35,640
Oh, you're taking them back. Well, then it's nine.

1854
01:27:35,640 --> 01:27:37,640
It's either six or nine

1855
01:27:37,640 --> 01:27:39,640
in real life.

1856
01:27:39,640 --> 01:27:41,640
Wait a minute. Yeah, is this the spider one

1857
01:27:41,640 --> 01:27:43,640
or is the other one the spider one?

1858
01:27:43,640 --> 01:27:45,640
Where does she eat the spider? In this one?

1859
01:27:45,640 --> 01:27:47,640
Spider in the pilgrims?

1860
01:27:47,640 --> 01:27:49,640
No, sir, just quark or it's a spider.

1861
01:27:49,640 --> 01:27:51,640
I just can't remember if it's a warner.

1862
01:27:51,640 --> 01:27:53,640
It sounds fucking hot. I'm going to watch this again.

1863
01:27:53,640 --> 01:27:55,640
But anyway, I don't have that in my body count.

1864
01:27:55,640 --> 01:27:57,640
It depends on how you count.

1865
01:27:57,640 --> 01:27:59,640
Well, those three girls that find those brooms,

1866
01:27:59,640 --> 01:28:01,640
they just fly off into fucking outer space

1867
01:28:01,640 --> 01:28:03,640
and freeze to death.

1868
01:28:03,640 --> 01:28:05,640
They either...

1869
01:28:05,640 --> 01:28:07,640
Add them to the body count.

1870
01:28:07,640 --> 01:28:09,640
The brooms too high, it went too quickly,

1871
01:28:09,640 --> 01:28:11,640
it went way too high and down.

1872
01:28:11,640 --> 01:28:13,640
I should just put it aside on my article.

1873
01:28:13,640 --> 01:28:15,640
Plus the three girls who are somewhere in space

1874
01:28:15,640 --> 01:28:17,640
somewhere in space flying in a

1875
01:28:17,640 --> 01:28:19,640
trajectory towards Mars

1876
01:28:19,640 --> 01:28:21,640
or some shit. But yeah.

1877
01:28:21,640 --> 01:28:23,640
Are those little girls witches?

1878
01:28:23,640 --> 01:28:25,640
Did they land safely? Where were their parents?

1879
01:28:25,640 --> 01:28:27,640
Because their parents either

1880
01:28:27,640 --> 01:28:29,640
just watched them fly off

1881
01:28:29,640 --> 01:28:31,640
and did nothing and we heard no

1882
01:28:31,640 --> 01:28:33,640
promotion to follow up. That's one of those

1883
01:28:33,640 --> 01:28:35,640
lazy movie things that I actually don't like.

1884
01:28:35,640 --> 01:28:37,640
This is in an earlier time, you know?

1885
01:28:37,640 --> 01:28:39,640
They didn't have Superman porn or anything.

1886
01:28:39,640 --> 01:28:41,640
So it's a little more innocent world.

1887
01:28:41,640 --> 01:28:43,640
A little more innocent world. But it's also...

1888
01:28:43,640 --> 01:28:45,640
You can let your kids go outside. It's also lazy.

1889
01:28:45,640 --> 01:28:47,640
It's lazy film stuff. I really don't like that.

1890
01:28:47,640 --> 01:28:49,640
You can't just have three little

1891
01:28:49,640 --> 01:28:51,640
girls jump on brooms and fly off

1892
01:28:51,640 --> 01:28:53,640
into fucking outer space and not have

1893
01:28:53,640 --> 01:28:55,640
some consequence.

1894
01:28:55,640 --> 01:28:57,640
Have a few parents

1895
01:28:57,640 --> 01:28:59,640
run across the screen in that direction.

1896
01:28:59,640 --> 01:29:01,640
Give us some sort of

1897
01:29:01,640 --> 01:29:03,640
cause and effect.

1898
01:29:03,640 --> 01:29:05,640
Like, it just means nothing

1899
01:29:05,640 --> 01:29:07,640
or it's like those three little girls are fucking

1900
01:29:07,640 --> 01:29:09,640
dead. They're flying off space. Or it flew

1901
01:29:09,640 --> 01:29:11,640
ten feet and they landed. Like, we don't

1902
01:29:11,640 --> 01:29:13,640
know. But like the...

1903
01:29:13,640 --> 01:29:15,640
I don't know. That's just lazy. I don't like

1904
01:29:15,640 --> 01:29:17,640
that. Just be better

1905
01:29:17,640 --> 01:29:19,640
movies. Don't just do shit. Just

1906
01:29:19,640 --> 01:29:21,640
do shit.

1907
01:29:21,640 --> 01:29:23,640
Uh...

1908
01:29:23,640 --> 01:29:25,640
So...

1909
01:29:25,640 --> 01:29:27,640
Why is the devil guy just inviting strange

1910
01:29:27,640 --> 01:29:29,640
women into his home?

1911
01:29:29,640 --> 01:29:31,640
Then we cut to the reason I

1912
01:29:31,640 --> 01:29:33,640
want to go to Salem for Halloween, which is

1913
01:29:33,640 --> 01:29:35,640
that Halloween party that all the...

1914
01:29:35,640 --> 01:29:37,640
Everyone is dressed to the fucking night. They're staying

1915
01:29:37,640 --> 01:29:39,640
in character. Everyone's dancing, having a great

1916
01:29:39,640 --> 01:29:41,640
time. You have that skeleton band. It's fucking

1917
01:29:41,640 --> 01:29:43,640
lit. When

1918
01:29:43,640 --> 01:29:45,640
the kids run up, they find their parents and they're like

1919
01:29:45,640 --> 01:29:47,640
oh my god, we brought the Sanderson scissors back. And they're

1920
01:29:47,640 --> 01:29:49,640
like, okay honey, blah blah blah.

1921
01:29:49,640 --> 01:29:51,640
There's a weird exchange between the mother and the daughter

1922
01:29:51,640 --> 01:29:53,640
where it doesn't feel like it's her mom.

1923
01:29:53,640 --> 01:29:55,640
Because she's like

1924
01:29:55,640 --> 01:29:57,640
just chewing gum, kind of looking at her like

1925
01:29:57,640 --> 01:29:59,640
she's a... Like she's just a random stranger.

1926
01:29:59,640 --> 01:30:01,640
Like, how can I help you hide her or whatever?

1927
01:30:01,640 --> 01:30:03,640
Even though it's her mom, like, who are you supposed

1928
01:30:03,640 --> 01:30:05,640
to be? Madonna. Like,

1929
01:30:05,640 --> 01:30:07,640
wouldn't she know? Wouldn't her mom tell

1930
01:30:07,640 --> 01:30:09,640
her who she would have been for Halloween?

1931
01:30:09,640 --> 01:30:11,640
Isn't Halloween discussed

1932
01:30:11,640 --> 01:30:13,640
a lot in Salem? Like, is this...

1933
01:30:13,640 --> 01:30:15,640
And is it while even in anybody's house, when

1934
01:30:15,640 --> 01:30:17,640
they're getting ready to go?

1935
01:30:17,640 --> 01:30:19,640
You're going to know where you're dressed.

1936
01:30:19,640 --> 01:30:21,640
Mom, what are those tick cones?

1937
01:30:21,640 --> 01:30:23,640
No, maybe she did hide it. Just

1938
01:30:23,640 --> 01:30:25,640
hide the tick cones.

1939
01:30:25,640 --> 01:30:27,640
Dude, they stayed there until 5am at the Halloween

1940
01:30:27,640 --> 01:30:29,640
party.

1941
01:30:29,640 --> 01:30:31,640
They did, just dancing. They didn't even question it.

1942
01:30:31,640 --> 01:30:33,640
Those blue shoes are kicking in.

1943
01:30:33,640 --> 01:30:35,640
Man, and I thought LA was a party town.

1944
01:30:35,640 --> 01:30:37,640
You know they've done Coke.

1945
01:30:37,640 --> 01:30:39,640
That couple.

1946
01:30:39,640 --> 01:30:41,640
So,

1947
01:30:41,640 --> 01:30:43,640
does it not seem like...

1948
01:30:43,640 --> 01:30:45,640
Oh yeah, it doesn't seem like it's her mom.

1949
01:30:45,640 --> 01:30:47,640
I want Winner Friends' version

1950
01:30:47,640 --> 01:30:49,640
of I Put a Spell on You, somewhere.

1951
01:30:49,640 --> 01:30:51,640
On a single, on streaming. I want to hear it again.

1952
01:30:51,640 --> 01:30:53,640
I like it. It's not like

1953
01:30:53,640 --> 01:30:55,640
the voice is great, but it's just the

1954
01:30:55,640 --> 01:30:57,640
vibe of it is like, I put a spell on you.

1955
01:30:57,640 --> 01:30:59,640
It's just she's great. It's a fun

1956
01:30:59,640 --> 01:31:01,640
interpretation of it. A fun song for her to do as a witch.

1957
01:31:03,640 --> 01:31:05,640
I thought you were going to answer.

1958
01:31:05,640 --> 01:31:07,640
The second movie, the music scene, which was

1959
01:31:07,640 --> 01:31:09,640
Can I Get You, that one?

1960
01:31:09,640 --> 01:31:11,640
Yeah. There's a really

1961
01:31:11,640 --> 01:31:13,640
weird part during

1962
01:31:13,640 --> 01:31:15,640
that scene where Sarah

1963
01:31:15,640 --> 01:31:17,640
Jessica Parker does like

1964
01:31:17,640 --> 01:31:19,640
a weird arm motion, and

1965
01:31:19,640 --> 01:31:21,640
her entire chest

1966
01:31:21,640 --> 01:31:23,640
completely wrinkles up.

1967
01:31:23,640 --> 01:31:25,640
Like, like...

1968
01:31:25,640 --> 01:31:27,640
Like, it's like...

1969
01:31:27,640 --> 01:31:29,640
Like where you see her age, you're saying you see it in that scene.

1970
01:31:29,640 --> 01:31:31,640
Oh, you're just, I kind of...

1971
01:31:31,640 --> 01:31:33,640
Because obviously I'm staring at her chest the entire scene.

1972
01:31:33,640 --> 01:31:35,640
Obviously. And I caught that one

1973
01:31:35,640 --> 01:31:37,640
millisecond where I'm like, ahhh!

1974
01:31:37,640 --> 01:31:39,640
Oh man. It's been real hard on

1975
01:31:39,640 --> 01:31:41,640
my girl SJP.

1976
01:31:41,640 --> 01:31:43,640
If you're listening, Sarah Jessica Parker, I know you're not.

1977
01:31:43,640 --> 01:31:45,640
You're not listening to this, but if you did,

1978
01:31:45,640 --> 01:31:47,640
for whatever reason, these guys are fucking

1979
01:31:47,640 --> 01:31:49,640
monsters, they're mean. You're a beautiful woman

1980
01:31:49,640 --> 01:31:51,640
and you deserve the best. We almost had a lady

1981
01:31:51,640 --> 01:31:53,640
here to stop us from checking. What's wrong with these guys?

1982
01:31:53,640 --> 01:31:55,640
I'm not saying one thing about them.

1983
01:31:55,640 --> 01:31:57,640
Mike says, actually, Mike's a pro. Mike's a fan.

1984
01:31:57,640 --> 01:31:59,640
So, us versus these

1985
01:31:59,640 --> 01:32:01,640
two fucking jerks. Brendan and Austin.

1986
01:32:03,640 --> 01:32:05,640
So, okay.

1987
01:32:05,640 --> 01:32:07,640
So,

1988
01:32:07,640 --> 01:32:09,640
Max runs on stage, and he interrupts

1989
01:32:09,640 --> 01:32:11,640
the Skull guy, and he goes

1990
01:32:11,640 --> 01:32:13,640
like, I have to make an announcement to the guys.

1991
01:32:13,640 --> 01:32:15,640
It's an emergency. And so the Skull guy's like,

1992
01:32:15,640 --> 01:32:17,640
alright. I know he's a little upset, but he also

1993
01:32:17,640 --> 01:32:19,640
understands the urgency for an emergency.

1994
01:32:19,640 --> 01:32:21,640
That's nice. Yeah, that was good.

1995
01:32:21,640 --> 01:32:23,640
What the fuck? That was good.

1996
01:32:23,640 --> 01:32:25,640
Urgency for emergency. That has to be on a fucking

1997
01:32:27,640 --> 01:32:29,640
t-shirt. Poster or something.

1998
01:32:29,640 --> 01:32:31,640
In schools, there's an urgency

1999
01:32:31,640 --> 01:32:33,640
for emergency. Maybe you don't want to rush people.

2000
01:32:33,640 --> 01:32:35,640
But, so he

2001
01:32:35,640 --> 01:32:37,640
goes

2002
01:32:37,640 --> 01:32:39,640
like, the Sanderson sisters

2003
01:32:39,640 --> 01:32:41,640
are back. We lit the candle. Everyone starts laughing. He goes,

2004
01:32:41,640 --> 01:32:43,640
there they are. And he points.

2005
01:32:43,640 --> 01:32:45,640
And what happens is, the spotlight

2006
01:32:45,640 --> 01:32:47,640
guy,

2007
01:32:47,640 --> 01:32:49,640
this party's gymnasium

2008
01:32:49,640 --> 01:32:51,640
spotlight guy, who's so

2009
01:32:51,640 --> 01:32:53,640
on the fucking money, that he's

2010
01:32:53,640 --> 01:32:55,640
already clocked the Sanderson

2011
01:32:55,640 --> 01:32:57,640
sisters walking in. And he knows

2012
01:32:57,640 --> 01:32:59,640
exactly where to shine the spotlight.

2013
01:32:59,640 --> 01:33:01,640
This is a scene I hate, though. The guy

2014
01:33:01,640 --> 01:33:03,640
getting up on the stage, taking the mic away

2015
01:33:03,640 --> 01:33:05,640
from the guy. As stand-up comedians,

2016
01:33:05,640 --> 01:33:07,640
you and I both know,

2017
01:33:07,640 --> 01:33:09,640
someone comes up, tries to take the mic from you,

2018
01:33:09,640 --> 01:33:11,640
you're getting fucking scissor kicked.

2019
01:33:11,640 --> 01:33:13,640
And you're fucking dicked. You get Dario

2020
01:33:13,640 --> 01:33:15,640
running up after you, and he

2021
01:33:15,640 --> 01:33:17,640
body slams you, because if I'm on stage, I got protection.

2022
01:33:17,640 --> 01:33:19,640
Only you. He didn't do

2023
01:33:19,640 --> 01:33:21,640
anything for Hank when that pirate lady on Halloween.

2024
01:33:21,640 --> 01:33:23,640
Oh, yeah. But that was a different

2025
01:33:23,640 --> 01:33:25,640
story. She just railed him on stage

2026
01:33:25,640 --> 01:33:27,640
in front of everyone. Yeah, we had a drunk pirate chick

2027
01:33:27,640 --> 01:33:29,640
really hit on Hank super hard.

2028
01:33:29,640 --> 01:33:31,640
On stage. On stage. She

2029
01:33:31,640 --> 01:33:33,640
yelled and talked, and then she got up

2030
01:33:33,640 --> 01:33:35,640
with her drink and butt-fucked. Wait a minute, was Hank's wife there?

2031
01:33:35,640 --> 01:33:37,640
No, Hank's not. Hank's not?

2032
01:33:37,640 --> 01:33:39,640
He has a girlfriend. He has a

2033
01:33:39,640 --> 01:33:41,640
lady, I believe. Yeah, because I met her.

2034
01:33:41,640 --> 01:33:43,640
That's what I said. Was she there?

2035
01:33:43,640 --> 01:33:45,640
She's usually there. I just found out about her

2036
01:33:45,640 --> 01:33:47,640
for the first time. Yeah, that's even if

2037
01:33:47,640 --> 01:33:49,640
she was, that's even worse, because nobody

2038
01:33:49,640 --> 01:33:51,640
was helping Hank, not even his lady.

2039
01:33:51,640 --> 01:33:53,640
She's just laughing at him

2040
01:33:53,640 --> 01:33:55,640
just getting his cheeks clapped by this pirate

2041
01:33:55,640 --> 01:33:57,640
lady on stage. Yeah, it was pretty aggressive.

2042
01:33:57,640 --> 01:33:59,640
And when you get off, it looks like

2043
01:33:59,640 --> 01:34:01,640
the elevated stage with the carpeting,

2044
01:34:01,640 --> 01:34:03,640
she spilled her drink all over it.

2045
01:34:03,640 --> 01:34:05,640
It looked like a Superman porn set.

2046
01:34:05,640 --> 01:34:07,640
It was bad, dude. It was

2047
01:34:07,640 --> 01:34:09,640
on the moon.

2048
01:34:09,640 --> 01:34:11,640
On the moon. Yeah. And

2049
01:34:11,640 --> 01:34:13,640
you just have a Martian manhunter

2050
01:34:13,640 --> 01:34:15,640
just wiping

2051
01:34:15,640 --> 01:34:17,640
another, no, just another,

2052
01:34:17,640 --> 01:34:19,640
no, what it is is there's an astronomer, he's like

2053
01:34:19,640 --> 01:34:21,640
God damn it, Mary. There's another crater

2054
01:34:21,640 --> 01:34:23,640
on the moon. We

2055
01:34:23,640 --> 01:34:25,640
now know why the moon has so many craters.

2056
01:34:25,640 --> 01:34:27,640
It's Superman cum shots.

2057
01:34:29,640 --> 01:34:31,640
I mean, the sea

2058
01:34:31,640 --> 01:34:33,640
of tranquility, my

2059
01:34:33,640 --> 01:34:35,640
ass. It's the sea.

2060
01:34:35,640 --> 01:34:37,640
And he created? It's a sea full of supercum.

2061
01:34:37,640 --> 01:34:39,640
And he created? That's what it is.

2062
01:34:39,640 --> 01:34:41,640
It created Moon Knight.

2063
01:34:41,640 --> 01:34:43,640
Moon Knight.

2064
01:34:43,640 --> 01:34:45,640
It's a real Moon Knight with Superman's

2065
01:34:45,640 --> 01:34:47,640
horny. But so then the

2066
01:34:47,640 --> 01:34:49,640
spotlight guy at this local gym

2067
01:34:49,640 --> 01:34:51,640
not only clocks the Sanderson sisters

2068
01:34:51,640 --> 01:34:53,640
and points them out, the

2069
01:34:53,640 --> 01:34:55,640
music, I feel like there's

2070
01:34:55,640 --> 01:34:57,640
even though the music, oh, they were kind of laughing,

2071
01:34:57,640 --> 01:34:59,640
everyone stops

2072
01:34:59,640 --> 01:35:01,640
like immediately laughing, turns

2073
01:35:01,640 --> 01:35:03,640
and then does a

2074
01:35:03,640 --> 01:35:05,640
step back gasp against

2075
01:35:05,640 --> 01:35:07,640
what? The most popular

2076
01:35:07,640 --> 01:35:09,640
three costumes in Salem.

2077
01:35:09,640 --> 01:35:11,640
As we find out

2078
01:35:11,640 --> 01:35:13,640
in the later on, there's

2079
01:35:13,640 --> 01:35:15,640
it's so popular that they don't even

2080
01:35:15,640 --> 01:35:17,640
have Salem costume. They don't

2081
01:35:17,640 --> 01:35:19,640
have the Sanderson sister costume contest.

2082
01:35:19,640 --> 01:35:21,640
It has to be drag because

2083
01:35:21,640 --> 01:35:23,640
they've already seen every variation

2084
01:35:23,640 --> 01:35:25,640
of three cis women

2085
01:35:25,640 --> 01:35:27,640
playing the Sanderson sisters.

2086
01:35:27,640 --> 01:35:29,640
Let's do drag. Let's do the queer

2087
01:35:29,640 --> 01:35:31,640
version of it. And

2088
01:35:31,640 --> 01:35:33,640
which is OK, like fine. But

2089
01:35:33,640 --> 01:35:35,640
the fact is that no

2090
01:35:35,640 --> 01:35:37,640
one would be shocked seeing three

2091
01:35:37,640 --> 01:35:39,640
three women dressed up

2092
01:35:39,640 --> 01:35:41,640
like the Sanderson sisters unless they

2093
01:35:41,640 --> 01:35:43,640
were like that costume

2094
01:35:43,640 --> 01:35:45,640
is phenomenal. But they did it. They were like

2095
01:35:45,640 --> 01:35:47,640
shocked for just a moment. I thought that

2096
01:35:47,640 --> 01:35:49,640
this is why I always laugh, though. This movie makes me

2097
01:35:49,640 --> 01:35:51,640
laugh about the everybody nowadays

2098
01:35:51,640 --> 01:35:53,640
how hard they are on Disney being woke

2099
01:35:53,640 --> 01:35:55,640
or whatever. Is this movie

2100
01:35:55,640 --> 01:35:57,640
pretty well?

2101
01:35:57,640 --> 01:35:59,640
Well, the drag queen stuff was in the second

2102
01:35:59,640 --> 01:36:01,640
second. They tone down

2103
01:36:01,640 --> 01:36:03,640
they tone down Sarah

2104
01:36:03,640 --> 01:36:05,640
Jessica Parker in the second one covered

2105
01:36:05,640 --> 01:36:07,640
up. They gave her like a scarf

2106
01:36:07,640 --> 01:36:09,640
or something. But is it that

2107
01:36:09,640 --> 01:36:11,640
the opposite of what all the

2108
01:36:11,640 --> 01:36:13,640
conservative we use the word conservative. I don't

2109
01:36:13,640 --> 01:36:15,640
know a better word. People are

2110
01:36:15,640 --> 01:36:17,640
saying now about Disney trying to

2111
01:36:17,640 --> 01:36:19,640
make kids have sex and whatever.

2112
01:36:19,640 --> 01:36:21,640
They're all making gay and have sex. Pushing the gay

2113
01:36:21,640 --> 01:36:23,640
agenda and all that stuff. It's like

2114
01:36:23,640 --> 01:36:25,640
no, they've always done it. It's just

2115
01:36:25,640 --> 01:36:27,640
now being for some

2116
01:36:27,640 --> 01:36:29,640
reason. You're saying they've always had a

2117
01:36:29,640 --> 01:36:31,640
gay agenda? Saying they've always been the same.

2118
01:36:31,640 --> 01:36:33,640
They've always just been woke. That's just

2119
01:36:33,640 --> 01:36:35,640
Disney. It's not. Disney's been woke forever.

2120
01:36:35,640 --> 01:36:37,640
I think gay people exist and they make

2121
01:36:37,640 --> 01:36:39,640
content and they make

2122
01:36:39,640 --> 01:36:41,640
they write books and they write screenplays.

2123
01:36:41,640 --> 01:36:43,640
They write movies and all sorts of stuff. They just never cared.

2124
01:36:43,640 --> 01:36:45,640
Disney was hardcore back

2125
01:36:45,640 --> 01:36:47,640
when Disney was still alive.

2126
01:36:47,640 --> 01:36:49,640
Like he killed the character's

2127
01:36:49,640 --> 01:36:51,640
mom in every episode.

2128
01:36:51,640 --> 01:36:53,640
That's like having a panic like

2129
01:36:53,640 --> 01:36:55,640
Linkin Park changing a singer or something. You're allowed to

2130
01:36:55,640 --> 01:36:57,640
carry on a legacy

2131
01:36:57,640 --> 01:36:59,640
without it being a big deal. Not going to be as good

2132
01:36:59,640 --> 01:37:01,640
but yeah, okay.

2133
01:37:01,640 --> 01:37:03,640
You support her

2134
01:37:03,640 --> 01:37:05,640
because she's a Scientologist. That's why

2135
01:37:05,640 --> 01:37:07,640
you still support her.

2136
01:37:07,640 --> 01:37:09,640
Like all good Scientologists, when fucking

2137
01:37:09,640 --> 01:37:11,640
John Travolta decides

2138
01:37:11,640 --> 01:37:13,640
to battlefield Earth us into space, I

2139
01:37:13,640 --> 01:37:15,640
want to be

2140
01:37:15,640 --> 01:37:17,640
the first person to get a giant pair of

2141
01:37:17,640 --> 01:37:19,640
those fucking still boots. And you'll be up there with Danny Masterson.

2142
01:37:19,640 --> 01:37:21,640
Danny Masterson's

2143
01:37:21,640 --> 01:37:23,640
going to hell.

2144
01:37:23,640 --> 01:37:25,640
Because of all those women who are sexually

2145
01:37:25,640 --> 01:37:27,640
assaulted. I thought it was Xenu.

2146
01:37:27,640 --> 01:37:29,640
I can't make it to Xenu.

2147
01:37:29,640 --> 01:37:31,640
I just have to be hopeful.

2148
01:37:31,640 --> 01:37:33,640
I could be one of John Travolta's indentured servants.

2149
01:37:33,640 --> 01:37:35,640
So

2150
01:37:35,640 --> 01:37:37,640
what did I put?

2151
01:37:37,640 --> 01:37:39,640
Who's going in the Jacuzzi?

2152
01:37:41,640 --> 01:37:43,640
Okay, you, Antoni.

2153
01:37:43,640 --> 01:37:45,640
Why would a...

2154
01:37:45,640 --> 01:37:47,640
So they're

2155
01:37:47,640 --> 01:37:49,640
walking through...

2156
01:37:49,640 --> 01:37:51,640
So they're in an alleyway and a cook

2157
01:37:51,640 --> 01:37:53,640
comes out and he like

2158
01:37:53,640 --> 01:37:55,640
I don't know if it's an alleyway or whatever but they're

2159
01:37:55,640 --> 01:37:57,640
inside the party or whatever and a cook

2160
01:37:57,640 --> 01:37:59,640
sees a thankful

2161
01:37:59,640 --> 01:38:01,640
lobsters and he goes, who's going in

2162
01:38:01,640 --> 01:38:03,640
the Jacuzzi tonight? And he goes, it's going to

2163
01:38:03,640 --> 01:38:05,640
be you, Antonio.

2164
01:38:05,640 --> 01:38:07,640
No professional cook would ever name the lobsters

2165
01:38:07,640 --> 01:38:09,640
that you're going to cook on a grand

2166
01:38:09,640 --> 01:38:11,640
everyday basis. You would be surprised.

2167
01:38:11,640 --> 01:38:13,640
I would. I've never named

2168
01:38:13,640 --> 01:38:15,640
a pepperoni. You don't understand the sense of

2169
01:38:15,640 --> 01:38:17,640
humor of cooks. But those are live lobsters.

2170
01:38:17,640 --> 01:38:19,640
They do. It's weird.

2171
01:38:19,640 --> 01:38:21,640
Okay. I just thought it was goofy that he

2172
01:38:21,640 --> 01:38:23,640
named them. I forgot to put scallions on

2173
01:38:23,640 --> 01:38:25,640
a dish. And my

2174
01:38:25,640 --> 01:38:27,640
fellow cook said, dude, what did

2175
01:38:27,640 --> 01:38:29,640
scallions ever do to you? Did they kill your father

2176
01:38:29,640 --> 01:38:31,640
and rape your mother? Like that's the kind of sense

2177
01:38:31,640 --> 01:38:33,640
of humor we have. Cooks have

2178
01:38:33,640 --> 01:38:35,640
strangeness. This is where I wanted to point out where we got

2179
01:38:35,640 --> 01:38:37,640
Billy. Where he's

2180
01:38:37,640 --> 01:38:39,640
amazing. The

2181
01:38:39,640 --> 01:38:41,640
physical work that Billy does

2182
01:38:41,640 --> 01:38:43,640
is so... He doesn't need to say

2183
01:38:43,640 --> 01:38:45,640
a word. He's stitched up and it's great.

2184
01:38:45,640 --> 01:38:47,640
And he's just like, he's moving around

2185
01:38:47,640 --> 01:38:49,640
it's just all fucking, just all over the place.

2186
01:38:49,640 --> 01:38:51,640
Jack Sparrow, years before Jack

2187
01:38:51,640 --> 01:38:53,640
Sparrow and he did a better version than Jack Sparrow

2188
01:38:53,640 --> 01:38:55,640
did with the whole goofy body movement.

2189
01:38:55,640 --> 01:38:57,640
I think Doug Jones fucking killed it.

2190
01:38:57,640 --> 01:38:59,640
And I put, yeah, he's Abe Sapien in Hellboy.

2191
01:38:59,640 --> 01:39:01,640
He's the Shape of Water guy. He's also in Pan's

2192
01:39:01,640 --> 01:39:03,640
Labyrinth. He's two characters.

2193
01:39:03,640 --> 01:39:05,640
He's the one with the eyes and

2194
01:39:05,640 --> 01:39:07,640
he's the good guy. The other crazy

2195
01:39:07,640 --> 01:39:09,640
looking creature. Now Max

2196
01:39:09,640 --> 01:39:11,640
has not done a lot

2197
01:39:11,640 --> 01:39:13,640
of stuff. He was in

2198
01:39:13,640 --> 01:39:15,640
I think Never Ending Story

2199
01:39:15,640 --> 01:39:17,640
3 or 2.

2200
01:39:17,640 --> 01:39:19,640
Probably 3. But

2201
01:39:19,640 --> 01:39:21,640
most importantly, what I love

2202
01:39:21,640 --> 01:39:23,640
him in. I'm a huge fan of him

2203
01:39:23,640 --> 01:39:25,640
from one particular thing. It's

2204
01:39:25,640 --> 01:39:27,640
one of my absolute all time

2205
01:39:27,640 --> 01:39:29,640
favorite shows from a kid. It's called

2206
01:39:29,640 --> 01:39:31,640
Eerie Indiana.

2207
01:39:31,640 --> 01:39:33,640
And Eerie Indiana is

2208
01:39:33,640 --> 01:39:35,640
X-Files for kids. It was

2209
01:39:35,640 --> 01:39:37,640
like a, well

2210
01:39:37,640 --> 01:39:39,640
I would say the Zack Files was

2211
01:39:39,640 --> 01:39:41,640
more X-Files for kids. Which that

2212
01:39:41,640 --> 01:39:43,640
was also like, but those were two kids investigating.

2213
01:39:43,640 --> 01:39:45,640
Like this kid, he watched

2214
01:39:45,640 --> 01:39:47,640
the intro to the show and he lives on

2215
01:39:47,640 --> 01:39:49,640
the street where Elvis

2216
01:39:49,640 --> 01:39:51,640
is mowing the lawn or whatever.

2217
01:39:51,640 --> 01:39:53,640
And he knows

2218
01:39:53,640 --> 01:39:55,640
that Bigfoot lives nearby or whatever.

2219
01:39:55,640 --> 01:39:57,640
So it's like all of the

2220
01:39:57,640 --> 01:39:59,640
crazy folklore, mythology kind

2221
01:39:59,640 --> 01:40:01,640
of stuff like kind of exists in

2222
01:40:01,640 --> 01:40:03,640
Eerie Indiana because everything's a little bit eerie.

2223
01:40:03,640 --> 01:40:05,640
And it's like, it's great. And he's

2224
01:40:05,640 --> 01:40:07,640
great in it. I think he only had one season.

2225
01:40:07,640 --> 01:40:09,640
Maybe two. They did a

2226
01:40:09,640 --> 01:40:11,640
reboot a few years

2227
01:40:11,640 --> 01:40:13,640
later. It's not bad either. If you like

2228
01:40:13,640 --> 01:40:15,640
it, the first one. I think you

2229
01:40:15,640 --> 01:40:17,640
can find them on YouTube.

2230
01:40:17,640 --> 01:40:19,640
If you like this guy, Max

2231
01:40:19,640 --> 01:40:21,640
Denison from Hocus Pocus, a little bit

2232
01:40:21,640 --> 01:40:23,640
more of that 90's good,

2233
01:40:23,640 --> 01:40:25,640
that 90's good good. You'll find

2234
01:40:25,640 --> 01:40:27,640
Eerie Indiana. He's great.

2235
01:40:27,640 --> 01:40:29,640
She says, I smell

2236
01:40:29,640 --> 01:40:31,640
Scrod. And I was like, what the fuck is Scrod?

2237
01:40:31,640 --> 01:40:33,640
A Scrod is a small white fish

2238
01:40:33,640 --> 01:40:35,640
usually caught or had it that has

2239
01:40:35,640 --> 01:40:37,640
been deboned for cooking.

2240
01:40:37,640 --> 01:40:39,640
The moment I put that,

2241
01:40:39,640 --> 01:40:41,640
I thought, holy

2242
01:40:41,640 --> 01:40:43,640
shit. She smelled

2243
01:40:43,640 --> 01:40:45,640
that the fish was

2244
01:40:45,640 --> 01:40:47,640
deboned. That means that she

2245
01:40:47,640 --> 01:40:49,640
can literally smell the absence

2246
01:40:49,640 --> 01:40:51,640
of bones inside

2247
01:40:51,640 --> 01:40:53,640
a fish. Her power,

2248
01:40:53,640 --> 01:40:55,640
which we see throughout these movies,

2249
01:40:55,640 --> 01:40:57,640
is the most insane

2250
01:40:57,640 --> 01:40:59,640
gift of all of them. Yeah, SJP

2251
01:40:59,640 --> 01:41:01,640
can lure them in and

2252
01:41:01,640 --> 01:41:03,640
Winnie can fucking zap them and do

2253
01:41:03,640 --> 01:41:05,640
all the power magic. But

2254
01:41:05,640 --> 01:41:07,640
fucking, what's her name?

2255
01:41:07,640 --> 01:41:09,640
Oh my God. What's the third sister's name?

2256
01:41:09,640 --> 01:41:11,640
Winifred? Oh, that's the second sister. Mary?

2257
01:41:11,640 --> 01:41:13,640
I never, I don't,

2258
01:41:13,640 --> 01:41:15,640
what's her, the actress's name, even

2259
01:41:15,640 --> 01:41:17,640
I can't call her. But like, you find out her name.

2260
01:41:17,640 --> 01:41:19,640
The one with the curled up

2261
01:41:19,640 --> 01:41:21,640
lip.

2262
01:41:21,640 --> 01:41:23,640
Mary. Mary.

2263
01:41:23,640 --> 01:41:25,640
Ne-Gee.

2264
01:41:25,640 --> 01:41:27,640
Ne-Gee-O-Kamage.

2265
01:41:27,640 --> 01:41:29,640
It's hard to pronounce

2266
01:41:29,640 --> 01:41:31,640
her name. But she's, if I'm not mistaken,

2267
01:41:31,640 --> 01:41:33,640
she's the main, she's the main

2268
01:41:33,640 --> 01:41:34,640
chick from My Big

2269
01:41:34,640 --> 01:41:36,640
Fat Greek Wedding. Did you ever watch

2270
01:41:36,640 --> 01:41:38,640
that? No. It's actually

2271
01:41:38,640 --> 01:41:40,640
kind of a great. Or it's like one of the greatest

2272
01:41:40,640 --> 01:41:42,640
comedies of all time. Or her highest

2273
01:41:42,640 --> 01:41:44,640
grossing or something. It's, well, it's actually

2274
01:41:44,640 --> 01:41:46,640
great. I mean, it's probably both.

2275
01:41:46,640 --> 01:41:48,640
Mary. Her name's Mary. Okay, Mary.

2276
01:41:48,640 --> 01:41:50,640
So, her name is Kathy Najimi?

2277
01:41:50,640 --> 01:41:52,640
Kathy Najimi. She also is Peggy

2278
01:41:52,640 --> 01:41:54,640
Hill. Yeah. She's the voice

2279
01:41:54,640 --> 01:41:56,640
of Peggy Hill. So she's the voice of Peggy Hill.

2280
01:41:56,640 --> 01:41:58,640
She's Mary from Hocus Pocus

2281
01:41:58,640 --> 01:42:00,640
and she's also from My Big Fat Greek Wedding.

2282
01:42:00,640 --> 01:42:02,640
Oh no, she's amazing. She also does stuff now.

2283
01:42:02,640 --> 01:42:04,640
But she, as far as like

2284
01:42:04,640 --> 01:42:06,640
power, like big performances go,

2285
01:42:06,640 --> 01:42:08,640
those are three huge ones. Think about that. King of the

2286
01:42:08,640 --> 01:42:10,640
Hill, Hocus Pocus, and

2287
01:42:10,640 --> 01:42:12,640
the third thing I said

2288
01:42:12,640 --> 01:42:14,640
that after that.

2289
01:42:14,640 --> 01:42:16,640
Moving on. She can smell both.

2290
01:42:16,640 --> 01:42:18,640
That's an amazing gift. I can't smell anything.

2291
01:42:18,640 --> 01:42:20,640
Maybe that's why I'm so

2292
01:42:20,640 --> 01:42:22,640
I literally put I think it's not that amazing

2293
01:42:22,640 --> 01:42:24,640
to any of us. You're like, oh, it's great.

2294
01:42:24,640 --> 01:42:26,640
She can smell everything. You wouldn't want

2295
01:42:26,640 --> 01:42:28,640
to increase your sense of smell to be able to

2296
01:42:28,640 --> 01:42:30,640
Because you also would smell all the bad stuff.

2297
01:42:30,640 --> 01:42:32,640
Well, there's, unless

2298
01:42:32,640 --> 01:42:34,640
you were able to break it apart into its

2299
01:42:34,640 --> 01:42:36,640
essential. So, like, if your smell was so

2300
01:42:36,640 --> 01:42:38,640
good that if you were to smell a piece

2301
01:42:38,640 --> 01:42:40,640
of shit, you'd be able to break it up into

2302
01:42:40,640 --> 01:42:42,640
its individual components pre-shit

2303
01:42:42,640 --> 01:42:44,640
and you'd just smell the combination

2304
01:42:44,640 --> 01:42:46,640
of what would be digested

2305
01:42:46,640 --> 01:42:48,640
cinnamon, digested thyme,

2306
01:42:48,640 --> 01:42:50,640
digested. Seems kind of overwhelming.

2307
01:42:50,640 --> 01:42:52,640
Yeah.

2308
01:42:52,640 --> 01:42:54,640
Um.

2309
01:42:54,640 --> 01:42:56,640
How do they, so they're luring the

2310
01:42:56,640 --> 01:42:58,640
Sanderson Sisters away. How

2311
01:42:58,640 --> 01:43:00,640
did they break into the high school? How did

2312
01:43:00,640 --> 01:43:02,640
they get into the principal's office? How did they

2313
01:43:02,640 --> 01:43:04,640
get the fucking intercom to work? How did they

2314
01:43:04,640 --> 01:43:06,640
get the furnace to work? How did they get down to

2315
01:43:06,640 --> 01:43:08,640
the furnace? How did they lure them into the furnace

2316
01:43:08,640 --> 01:43:10,640
room? Like, it does a lot of shit

2317
01:43:10,640 --> 01:43:12,640
about that high school scene that

2318
01:43:12,640 --> 01:43:14,640
they yada yada yada all. Yeah, there's just

2319
01:43:14,640 --> 01:43:16,640
a giant fucking flame oven.

2320
01:43:16,640 --> 01:43:18,640
Well, pottery.

2321
01:43:18,640 --> 01:43:20,640
If you had a pottery class, you'd have to

2322
01:43:20,640 --> 01:43:22,640
kill. That made sense. Nah, I went to a

2323
01:43:22,640 --> 01:43:24,640
poor school. Oh, we had, we had pottery class.

2324
01:43:24,640 --> 01:43:26,640
My pottery teacher is Jessica Alva's

2325
01:43:26,640 --> 01:43:28,640
uncle.

2326
01:43:28,640 --> 01:43:30,640
Still currently is her uncle.

2327
01:43:30,640 --> 01:43:32,640
Was my pottery teacher.

2328
01:43:32,640 --> 01:43:34,640
He was awesome.

2329
01:43:34,640 --> 01:43:36,640
He could get the word out to

2330
01:43:36,640 --> 01:43:38,640
SJP.

2331
01:43:38,640 --> 01:43:40,640
I mean, somehow.

2332
01:43:40,640 --> 01:43:42,640
And then they call

2333
01:43:42,640 --> 01:43:44,640
their little walk as a name.

2334
01:43:44,640 --> 01:43:46,640
It's called Hag Tracks.

2335
01:43:46,640 --> 01:43:48,640
It's like, let's make Hag Tracks and that's

2336
01:43:48,640 --> 01:43:50,640
when they link up and do their little fucking

2337
01:43:50,640 --> 01:43:52,640
thing. So it has a name. Like, we can

2338
01:43:52,640 --> 01:43:54,640
Hag Track. That's how

2339
01:43:54,640 --> 01:43:56,640
maybe we should open this up. It's three of us

2340
01:43:56,640 --> 01:43:58,640
Hag Tracking towards the camera.

2341
01:43:58,640 --> 01:44:00,640
No, that's stupid.

2342
01:44:00,640 --> 01:44:02,640
I know that there are

2343
01:44:02,640 --> 01:44:04,640
these are evil witches. Okay, so

2344
01:44:04,640 --> 01:44:06,640
after they

2345
01:44:06,640 --> 01:44:08,640
get burned alive,

2346
01:44:08,640 --> 01:44:10,640
the traumatic toll that that would take

2347
01:44:10,640 --> 01:44:12,640
on an eight year old girl and even just two high

2348
01:44:12,640 --> 01:44:14,640
school kids is a lot. They just

2349
01:44:14,640 --> 01:44:16,640
I know they're evil witches. I know that

2350
01:44:16,640 --> 01:44:18,640
they're up to no good. But from the

2351
01:44:18,640 --> 01:44:20,640
perspective. Seeing death at that age

2352
01:44:20,640 --> 01:44:22,640
regardless, right. But from the perspective

2353
01:44:22,640 --> 01:44:24,640
of the three kids,

2354
01:44:24,640 --> 01:44:26,640
all they've seen is a magic

2355
01:44:26,640 --> 01:44:28,640
cat, a zombie,

2356
01:44:28,640 --> 01:44:30,640
and three witches.

2357
01:44:30,640 --> 01:44:32,640
They haven't been hurt.

2358
01:44:32,640 --> 01:44:34,640
They haven't seen death.

2359
01:44:34,640 --> 01:44:36,640
From the perspective of these

2360
01:44:36,640 --> 01:44:38,640
three antagonist kids, or protagonist

2361
01:44:38,640 --> 01:44:40,640
kids, they haven't

2362
01:44:40,640 --> 01:44:42,640
gotten to the point where they should so

2363
01:44:42,640 --> 01:44:44,640
easily laugh

2364
01:44:44,640 --> 01:44:46,640
off the fact that they melted three

2365
01:44:46,640 --> 01:44:48,640
women alive. Like, they put them into a

2366
01:44:48,640 --> 01:44:50,640
kiln, hit fucking

2367
01:44:50,640 --> 01:44:52,640
fry bitch fry and then walked away.

2368
01:44:52,640 --> 01:44:54,640
Went outside. They hit

2369
01:44:54,640 --> 01:44:56,640
them. Pretty hardcore. I mean, I guess

2370
01:44:56,640 --> 01:44:58,640
that is

2371
01:44:58,640 --> 01:45:00,640
also something that Hitler did during

2372
01:45:00,640 --> 01:45:02,640
the Holocaust. Austin,

2373
01:45:02,640 --> 01:45:04,640
thank you for bringing that up.

2374
01:45:04,640 --> 01:45:06,640
But are we supposed

2375
01:45:06,640 --> 01:45:08,640
to like, it's like, are we supposed

2376
01:45:08,640 --> 01:45:10,640
these kids just seem a little sadistic.

2377
01:45:10,640 --> 01:45:12,640
The cat CGI isn't great.

2378
01:45:12,640 --> 01:45:14,640
I wrote, I made a point

2379
01:45:14,640 --> 01:45:16,640
there's a point. See, that's why I just differ on that.

2380
01:45:16,640 --> 01:45:18,640
I thought for the time it looks pretty

2381
01:45:18,640 --> 01:45:20,640
not, it's not bad. It was great till he talked.

2382
01:45:20,640 --> 01:45:22,640
You know what? Yeah. You know what

2383
01:45:22,640 --> 01:45:24,640
wasn't great? Binks sleeping in the same bed

2384
01:45:24,640 --> 01:45:26,640
as Danny getting pet while they both

2385
01:45:26,640 --> 01:45:28,640
fall asleep in each other's arms. Teen boy.

2386
01:45:28,640 --> 01:45:30,640
As a teen

2387
01:45:30,640 --> 01:45:32,640
boy. Yeah, and he also

2388
01:45:32,640 --> 01:45:34,640
in the bed of an eight year old girl.

2389
01:45:34,640 --> 01:45:36,640
Ever since you brought up the cat fucking theory, dude, it's

2390
01:45:36,640 --> 01:45:38,640
not, it's, I don't like it anymore.

2391
01:45:38,640 --> 01:45:40,640
His other girl, the girlfriend,

2392
01:45:40,640 --> 01:45:42,640
his, what's her name?

2393
01:45:42,640 --> 01:45:44,640
Jessica.

2394
01:45:44,640 --> 01:45:46,640
Annabel. Allison.

2395
01:45:46,640 --> 01:45:48,640
When they're

2396
01:45:48,640 --> 01:45:50,640
laying in bed together. Yeah.

2397
01:45:50,640 --> 01:45:52,640
And he talks about spending the

2398
01:45:52,640 --> 01:45:54,640
night, another case of this not

2399
01:45:54,640 --> 01:45:56,640
really being a kids movie.

2400
01:45:56,640 --> 01:45:58,640
They didn't fuck though.

2401
01:45:58,640 --> 01:46:00,640
Yeah, pussy. Yeah.

2402
01:46:00,640 --> 01:46:02,640
Yeah, I mean he should have been like, Danny

2403
01:46:02,640 --> 01:46:04,640
go to your room. But she

2404
01:46:04,640 --> 01:46:06,640
was probably like, I don't want to sleep alone because why would

2405
01:46:06,640 --> 01:46:08,640
she? It's like a terrifying Halloween

2406
01:46:08,640 --> 01:46:10,640
night. Binks, help me out, dude. You're like

2407
01:46:10,640 --> 01:46:12,640
300 years old. Fucking, you know what's up?

2408
01:46:12,640 --> 01:46:14,640
Yeah. Come on,

2409
01:46:14,640 --> 01:46:16,640
Bacary. You told us about all those years you spent as a sorority.

2410
01:46:16,640 --> 01:46:18,640
Maybe. No. You know what?

2411
01:46:18,640 --> 01:46:20,640
Actually, fuck it. Max is a great

2412
01:46:20,640 --> 01:46:22,640
brother. He didn't want to leave a teen

2413
01:46:22,640 --> 01:46:24,640
cat boy alone with his

2414
01:46:24,640 --> 01:46:26,640
eight year old sister. He had to like

2415
01:46:26,640 --> 01:46:28,640
probably take that cat aside. If they

2416
01:46:28,640 --> 01:46:30,640
were going to live together, he would take that cat

2417
01:46:30,640 --> 01:46:32,640
aside and shut the door. He's like, oh,

2418
01:46:32,640 --> 01:46:34,640
hey there, Max. How can I help you?

2419
01:46:34,640 --> 01:46:36,640
He's like, well, Bacary. I tried to pivot.

2420
01:46:36,640 --> 01:46:38,640
I tried to pivot to not talk about cat

2421
01:46:38,640 --> 01:46:40,640
sex. And you just brought her

2422
01:46:40,640 --> 01:46:42,640
right back. Here we go again. I've noticed.

2423
01:46:42,640 --> 01:46:44,640
I tried to move the needle and you're like, nope. I've noticed

2424
01:46:44,640 --> 01:46:46,640
Bacary that when my mom goes to take

2425
01:46:46,640 --> 01:46:48,640
a shit, you often

2426
01:46:48,640 --> 01:46:50,640
find a way to go into the bathroom

2427
01:46:50,640 --> 01:46:52,640
and you're in there.

2428
01:46:52,640 --> 01:46:54,640
What's that about? What the fuck

2429
01:46:54,640 --> 01:46:56,640
is that about though? Because every cat does that.

2430
01:46:56,640 --> 01:46:58,640
What is that about?

2431
01:46:58,640 --> 01:47:00,640
Why do cats want to watch you shit?

2432
01:47:00,640 --> 01:47:02,640
Dogs do that too.

2433
01:47:02,640 --> 01:47:04,640
Dogs follow you in there because they know you're

2434
01:47:04,640 --> 01:47:06,640
shitting and it's like a pack mentality.

2435
01:47:06,640 --> 01:47:08,640
So they stand watch while you're shitting. I think it's

2436
01:47:08,640 --> 01:47:10,640
from a cat's perspective. They're like, this is so strange.

2437
01:47:10,640 --> 01:47:12,640
They shit into water. We shit into sand.

2438
01:47:12,640 --> 01:47:14,640
And yet we live in the same

2439
01:47:14,640 --> 01:47:16,640
home. We're like alien species

2440
01:47:16,640 --> 01:47:18,640
doing completely different things.

2441
01:47:18,640 --> 01:47:20,640
I cover my shit like a decent cat

2442
01:47:20,640 --> 01:47:22,640
being and they just flush it

2443
01:47:22,640 --> 01:47:24,640
to who knows where. That's perfectly good shit.

2444
01:47:24,640 --> 01:47:26,640
And then they come in and they shovel my shit

2445
01:47:26,640 --> 01:47:28,640
out of the sand. My shit

2446
01:47:28,640 --> 01:47:30,640
feeds dogs. Yeah.

2447
01:47:30,640 --> 01:47:32,640
My shit is for the people.

2448
01:47:32,640 --> 01:47:36,640
So again,

2449
01:47:36,640 --> 01:47:38,640
going to murder everything.

2450
01:47:38,640 --> 01:47:40,640
So after Winnie leaves

2451
01:47:40,640 --> 01:47:42,640
the furnace post-burning,

2452
01:47:42,640 --> 01:47:44,640
so remember,

2453
01:47:44,640 --> 01:47:46,640
they lured them in with a tape

2454
01:47:46,640 --> 01:47:48,640
like a Spanish tape

2455
01:47:48,640 --> 01:47:50,640
being like, oh the biblioteca, blah, blah, blah.

2456
01:47:50,640 --> 01:47:52,640
Right? Then,

2457
01:47:52,640 --> 01:47:54,640
this is important, guys.

2458
01:47:54,640 --> 01:47:56,640
The boombox is inside.

2459
01:47:56,640 --> 01:47:58,640
It's playing Spanish

2460
01:47:58,640 --> 01:48:00,640
welcome biblioteca, right?

2461
01:48:00,640 --> 01:48:02,640
This is a crazy way to die.

2462
01:48:02,640 --> 01:48:04,640
Then they hit the kiln.

2463
01:48:04,640 --> 01:48:06,640
The entire furnace fucking melts.

2464
01:48:06,640 --> 01:48:08,640
Including that boombox. We can all agree.

2465
01:48:08,640 --> 01:48:10,640
It's going to melt

2466
01:48:10,640 --> 01:48:12,640
human corpses

2467
01:48:12,640 --> 01:48:14,640
into magic dust. It's enough to melt

2468
01:48:14,640 --> 01:48:16,640
a boombox.

2469
01:48:16,640 --> 01:48:18,640
A 90s boombox, okay?

2470
01:48:18,640 --> 01:48:20,640
Unless it was made by Nokia.

2471
01:48:20,640 --> 01:48:22,640
But,

2472
01:48:22,640 --> 01:48:24,640
so, my point is,

2473
01:48:24,640 --> 01:48:26,640
she leaves

2474
01:48:26,640 --> 01:48:28,640
the kiln immediately

2475
01:48:28,640 --> 01:48:30,640
after and she starts repeating

2476
01:48:30,640 --> 01:48:32,640
the, blah, blah, blah,

2477
01:48:32,640 --> 01:48:34,640
as biblioteca.

2478
01:48:34,640 --> 01:48:36,640
As if, as if,

2479
01:48:36,640 --> 01:48:38,640
the entire time she was burning,

2480
01:48:38,640 --> 01:48:40,640
flying up into space and

2481
01:48:40,640 --> 01:48:42,640
reassembling her corpse,

2482
01:48:42,640 --> 01:48:44,640
she was listening to that being repeated

2483
01:48:44,640 --> 01:48:46,640
over and over and over and over again,

2484
01:48:46,640 --> 01:48:48,640
to the point where it was driving her to have to repeat it on the way out.

2485
01:48:48,640 --> 01:48:50,640
When, it would have repeated

2486
01:48:50,640 --> 01:48:52,640
maybe

2487
01:48:52,640 --> 01:48:54,640
once or twice before getting

2488
01:48:54,640 --> 01:48:56,640
melted. So, I think that's a little bit of silly oversight.

2489
01:48:56,640 --> 01:48:58,640
Not as

2490
01:48:58,640 --> 01:49:00,640
realistic as I would like it to have been.

2491
01:49:00,640 --> 01:49:02,640
She should have

2492
01:49:02,640 --> 01:49:04,640
It's otherwise completely

2493
01:49:04,640 --> 01:49:06,640
realistic. Anytime you won't buy something,

2494
01:49:06,640 --> 01:49:08,640
you just gotta put a picture of Ben Shapiro on the

2495
01:49:08,640 --> 01:49:10,640
screen.

2496
01:49:10,640 --> 01:49:12,640
Not buying.

2497
01:49:12,640 --> 01:49:14,640
I'm not buying any of it.

2498
01:49:14,640 --> 01:49:16,640
I really want a 7up, but I don't know why.

2499
01:49:16,640 --> 01:49:18,640
I really want a 7up, but I don't know why.

2500
01:49:18,640 --> 01:49:20,640
I wrote, after seeing

2501
01:49:20,640 --> 01:49:22,640
the most product placement in 7up I've ever

2502
01:49:22,640 --> 01:49:24,640
seen in a cabinet open of all time.

2503
01:49:24,640 --> 01:49:26,640
Let's see if there's anything in here.

2504
01:49:26,640 --> 01:49:28,640
It's just one cabinet is all 7ups

2505
01:49:28,640 --> 01:49:30,640
and then there's them taking up

2506
01:49:30,640 --> 01:49:32,640
like 20% of the screen on the right.

2507
01:49:32,640 --> 01:49:34,640
Pretty great.

2508
01:49:34,640 --> 01:49:36,640
It's a beautiful night shot.

2509
01:49:36,640 --> 01:49:38,640
I like Sarah Jessica Parker's song.

2510
01:49:38,640 --> 01:49:40,640
I like Sarah Jessica Parker's song.

2511
01:49:40,640 --> 01:49:42,640
I'm hard, I wrote.

2512
01:49:42,640 --> 01:49:44,640
It's 5am.

2513
01:49:44,640 --> 01:49:46,640
Don't get

2514
01:49:46,640 --> 01:49:48,640
Come Little Children.

2515
01:49:48,640 --> 01:49:50,640
No, bad Andy.

2516
01:49:50,640 --> 01:49:52,640
Well, no, it's just her singing, I guess.

2517
01:49:52,640 --> 01:49:54,640
It could have been other things. If she said Come Little Andy

2518
01:49:54,640 --> 01:49:56,640
I wish I was that broomstick.

2519
01:49:56,640 --> 01:49:58,640
Come Little Andy.

2520
01:49:58,640 --> 01:50:00,640
Here's the thing.

2521
01:50:00,640 --> 01:50:02,640
Here's a weird oversight too.

2522
01:50:02,640 --> 01:50:04,640
It's 5am.

2523
01:50:04,640 --> 01:50:06,640
Most of the town's residents

2524
01:50:06,640 --> 01:50:08,640
are still dancing

2525
01:50:08,640 --> 01:50:10,640
at a party.

2526
01:50:10,640 --> 01:50:12,640
Is it

2527
01:50:12,640 --> 01:50:14,640
Lord of the Flies

2528
01:50:14,640 --> 01:50:16,640
on the streets? Has every child

2529
01:50:16,640 --> 01:50:18,640
been running around? Besides the parents handing

2530
01:50:18,640 --> 01:50:20,640
out candy, you can't have

2531
01:50:20,640 --> 01:50:22,640
houses that are

2532
01:50:22,640 --> 01:50:24,640
participating in the trick or treat ritual

2533
01:50:24,640 --> 01:50:26,640
handing out candy to these children

2534
01:50:26,640 --> 01:50:28,640
in costume while simultaneously

2535
01:50:28,640 --> 01:50:30,640
having the town's population

2536
01:50:30,640 --> 01:50:32,640
being kept up in one building

2537
01:50:32,640 --> 01:50:34,640
during the dance, like being danced

2538
01:50:34,640 --> 01:50:36,640
bewitched to death, or to

2539
01:50:36,640 --> 01:50:38,640
5am.

2540
01:50:38,640 --> 01:50:40,640
And they get all of those children

2541
01:50:40,640 --> 01:50:42,640
home safely, because what? They all just know

2542
01:50:42,640 --> 01:50:44,640
exactly where they live, those small children.

2543
01:50:44,640 --> 01:50:46,640
And then when they got back home, they what?

2544
01:50:46,640 --> 01:50:48,640
Went to bed full costume?

2545
01:50:48,640 --> 01:50:50,640
Because at 5am

2546
01:50:50,640 --> 01:50:52,640
when they're doing the song

2547
01:50:52,640 --> 01:50:54,640
all the kids wake up from

2548
01:50:54,640 --> 01:50:56,640
their beds, get out of bed

2549
01:50:56,640 --> 01:50:58,640
full costume, and start walking down

2550
01:50:58,640 --> 01:51:00,640
the street, every single one of them full costume.

2551
01:51:00,640 --> 01:51:02,640
So, did they?

2552
01:51:02,640 --> 01:51:04,640
I'm trying to remember timeline wise

2553
01:51:04,640 --> 01:51:06,640
did they

2554
01:51:06,640 --> 01:51:08,640
were they showing the kids out trick or treating at

2555
01:51:08,640 --> 01:51:10,640
the same time as the people dancing, or did they

2556
01:51:10,640 --> 01:51:12,640
trick or treat, and then start the party?

2557
01:51:12,640 --> 01:51:14,640
They would, it could have been

2558
01:51:14,640 --> 01:51:16,640
you're right, it could have been trick or treating, ended.

2559
01:51:16,640 --> 01:51:18,640
Kids to bed, party starts.

2560
01:51:18,640 --> 01:51:20,640
But at that point, every parent was like, yeah you

2561
01:51:20,640 --> 01:51:22,640
could sleep in your costume tonight with all the

2562
01:51:22,640 --> 01:51:24,640
face paint on and shit, no parent

2563
01:51:24,640 --> 01:51:26,640
would do that. You wouldn't let your kid

2564
01:51:26,640 --> 01:51:28,640
fall asleep and clown make

2565
01:51:28,640 --> 01:51:30,640
up in her bed.

2566
01:51:30,640 --> 01:51:32,640
If you knew it was going to fuck shit up, right?

2567
01:51:32,640 --> 01:51:34,640
Like, you wouldn't let your kid

2568
01:51:34,640 --> 01:51:36,640
fall asleep with his spiky things in their costume

2569
01:51:36,640 --> 01:51:38,640
and yet, it cuts to

2570
01:51:38,640 --> 01:51:40,640
5am, all the kids waking up from

2571
01:51:40,640 --> 01:51:42,640
sleep, throwing covers off, and

2572
01:51:42,640 --> 01:51:44,640
they've got shoes on and shit. Like, that's

2573
01:51:44,640 --> 01:51:46,640
such a bad

2574
01:51:46,640 --> 01:51:48,640
oversight. Unless they bewitch the kids at the same

2575
01:51:48,640 --> 01:51:50,640
time. What's that? Unless they

2576
01:51:50,640 --> 01:51:52,640
bewitch the kids at the same time.

2577
01:51:52,640 --> 01:51:54,640
Kids

2578
01:51:54,640 --> 01:51:56,640
have to go home and go to bed while they go to bed.

2579
01:51:56,640 --> 01:51:58,640
Yeah, oh

2580
01:51:58,640 --> 01:52:00,640
no, because if they already

2581
01:52:00,640 --> 01:52:02,640
were already using their bewitching power to

2582
01:52:02,640 --> 01:52:04,640
affect the kids in one spell, why

2583
01:52:04,640 --> 01:52:06,640
would it be

2584
01:52:06,640 --> 01:52:08,640
hey, parents dance, kids

2585
01:52:08,640 --> 01:52:10,640
go home and sleep until we can lure you

2586
01:52:10,640 --> 01:52:12,640
to our house later? How about just

2587
01:52:12,640 --> 01:52:14,640
parents dance, kids go to their house

2588
01:52:14,640 --> 01:52:16,640
and wait for us to eat? So

2589
01:52:16,640 --> 01:52:18,640
I'm looking for an explanation for something

2590
01:52:18,640 --> 01:52:20,640
that doesn't happen. Yeah, but still.

2591
01:52:20,640 --> 01:52:22,640
I thought

2592
01:52:22,640 --> 01:52:24,640
yeah, okay, dude, Max

2593
01:52:24,640 --> 01:52:26,640
left, oh,

2594
01:52:26,640 --> 01:52:28,640
so when Max goes to the

2595
01:52:28,640 --> 01:52:30,640
Sanderson house to rescue

2596
01:52:30,640 --> 01:52:32,640
I think Jane and

2597
01:52:32,640 --> 01:52:34,640
Allison, he leaves

2598
01:52:34,640 --> 01:52:36,640
Jay

2599
01:52:36,640 --> 01:52:38,640
and Ice to die.

2600
01:52:38,640 --> 01:52:40,640
Like, he leaves them in those cages.

2601
01:52:40,640 --> 01:52:42,640
Yeah, fuck those bullets. I mean, but that's

2602
01:52:42,640 --> 01:52:44,640
they just stole a sneaker

2603
01:52:44,640 --> 01:52:46,640
bro, and some candy.

2604
01:52:46,640 --> 01:52:48,640
They're not, like, is that death, bro?

2605
01:52:48,640 --> 01:52:50,640
Is that, like, do we kill people for that?

2606
01:52:50,640 --> 01:52:52,640
Does that leave them to die?

2607
01:52:52,640 --> 01:52:54,640
Like, it doesn't make them that much of a hero

2608
01:52:54,640 --> 01:52:56,640
since he looks back at them and then says

2609
01:52:56,640 --> 01:52:58,640
eh, and then fucks off.

2610
01:52:58,640 --> 01:53:00,640
How much were you bullied? I don't know.

2611
01:53:00,640 --> 01:53:02,640
Because it could, just remember

2612
01:53:02,640 --> 01:53:04,640
from high school or junior high, whatever

2613
01:53:04,640 --> 01:53:06,640
you're thinking, but

2614
01:53:06,640 --> 01:53:08,640
my bully could have just fucking taken

2615
01:53:08,640 --> 01:53:10,640
one little piece of candy from me at a certain

2616
01:53:10,640 --> 01:53:12,640
point I'd been fed up enough

2617
01:53:12,640 --> 01:53:14,640
that it wouldn't fucking matter. I'd just assume that guy

2618
01:53:14,640 --> 01:53:16,640
fucking died right

2619
01:53:16,640 --> 01:53:18,640
one piece of candy. Yes.

2620
01:53:18,640 --> 01:53:20,640
On my bully, yes. I would

2621
01:53:20,640 --> 01:53:22,640
have thought that. Okay, well sure.

2622
01:53:22,640 --> 01:53:24,640
Max is so

2623
01:53:24,640 --> 01:53:26,640
fucking petty

2624
01:53:26,640 --> 01:53:28,640
that he'll let these bullies die

2625
01:53:28,640 --> 01:53:30,640
because they stole his sneakers.

2626
01:53:30,640 --> 01:53:32,640
But, okay, I mean, I'll give you that. I'll give you that.

2627
01:53:32,640 --> 01:53:34,640
That's realistic as fuck. And then I said

2628
01:53:34,640 --> 01:53:36,640
yep, plus he definitely did steal that lighter

2629
01:53:36,640 --> 01:53:38,640
because he still has it. So he's

2630
01:53:38,640 --> 01:53:40,640
I can't vote for him as a fucking

2631
01:53:40,640 --> 01:53:42,640
as a fucking hero.

2632
01:53:44,640 --> 01:53:46,640
Winifred keeps

2633
01:53:46,640 --> 01:53:48,640
referencing that she's been to hell

2634
01:53:48,640 --> 01:53:50,640
a few times. Yeah.

2635
01:53:50,640 --> 01:53:52,640
If we don't

2636
01:53:52,640 --> 01:53:54,640
by Hocus Pocus 3

2637
01:53:54,640 --> 01:53:56,640
see hell, then

2638
01:53:56,640 --> 01:53:58,640
they've really fucked up.

2639
01:53:58,640 --> 01:54:00,640
If the Hocus Pocus 3

2640
01:54:00,640 --> 01:54:02,640
doesn't open up with the Sanderson sisters

2641
01:54:02,640 --> 01:54:04,640
in hell doing Sanderson

2642
01:54:04,640 --> 01:54:06,640
sisters shit down there. Is it hell

2643
01:54:06,640 --> 01:54:08,640
the devil's house? No, no, that's

2644
01:54:08,640 --> 01:54:10,640
not hell. I get what you're saying, but

2645
01:54:10,640 --> 01:54:12,640
that's not him. I'm saying we don't know that.

2646
01:54:12,640 --> 01:54:14,640
He's just a guy, and we know that. That's just another CBS thing.

2647
01:54:14,640 --> 01:54:16,640
But I'm talking about like, if they

2648
01:54:16,640 --> 01:54:18,640
because they're dead at the end of this movie, at the end of 2,

2649
01:54:18,640 --> 01:54:20,640
right? They died the right way this time, I guess

2650
01:54:20,640 --> 01:54:22,640
you could even say, whatever. Right. But

2651
01:54:22,640 --> 01:54:24,640
why wouldn't it cut to like, what it

2652
01:54:24,640 --> 01:54:26,640
should be is the

2653
01:54:26,640 --> 01:54:28,640
three of them in hell

2654
01:54:28,640 --> 01:54:30,640
partying with the devil. Like they like

2655
01:54:30,640 --> 01:54:32,640
being down there. That's their happy ending.

2656
01:54:32,640 --> 01:54:34,640
And then what happens is they need to

2657
01:54:34,640 --> 01:54:36,640
go to earth to stop something

2658
01:54:36,640 --> 01:54:38,640
way worse than anything

2659
01:54:38,640 --> 01:54:40,640
they could have ever done from happening.

2660
01:54:40,640 --> 01:54:42,640
So like the devil's like, oh shit

2661
01:54:42,640 --> 01:54:44,640
he's like getting ready for a bunch of souls

2662
01:54:44,640 --> 01:54:46,640
or whatever. And the witches are like,

2663
01:54:46,640 --> 01:54:48,640
what do you mean? Like

2664
01:54:48,640 --> 01:54:50,640
what's about to happen? He's like, this is it.

2665
01:54:50,640 --> 01:54:52,640
We got a real dark

2666
01:54:52,640 --> 01:54:54,640
like a real bad son of a bitch is going to go

2667
01:54:54,640 --> 01:54:56,640
up there and kill everybody.

2668
01:54:56,640 --> 01:54:58,640
It's going to be awesome. And I'm ready for a bunch of souls.

2669
01:54:58,640 --> 01:55:00,640
And then they

2670
01:55:00,640 --> 01:55:02,640
realizing that they have some sort

2671
01:55:02,640 --> 01:55:04,640
of long lost relative

2672
01:55:04,640 --> 01:55:06,640
that they need to take care of, or even

2673
01:55:06,640 --> 01:55:08,640
the main chick from this one.

2674
01:55:08,640 --> 01:55:10,640
She wants to

2675
01:55:10,640 --> 01:55:12,640
the book calls out to them like

2676
01:55:12,640 --> 01:55:14,640
right when it happens, the book opens up

2677
01:55:14,640 --> 01:55:16,640
and it calls to Winnie and

2678
01:55:16,640 --> 01:55:18,640
them in hell. And then they

2679
01:55:18,640 --> 01:55:20,640
come back. And so they come back as good

2680
01:55:20,640 --> 01:55:22,640
guys. We get a Terminator 2 situation

2681
01:55:22,640 --> 01:55:24,640
with the sisters. So that way

2682
01:55:24,640 --> 01:55:26,640
they don't have to be, we're going to get to

2683
01:55:26,640 --> 01:55:28,640
you this whole time. Now they can work with the new

2684
01:55:28,640 --> 01:55:30,640
Coven and they get the book and

2685
01:55:30,640 --> 01:55:32,640
Winnie can get reunited briefly and maybe

2686
01:55:32,640 --> 01:55:34,640
attempts her to go back. So you're making a new

2687
01:55:34,640 --> 01:55:36,640
sequel. Yeah, no they are. It's

2688
01:55:36,640 --> 01:55:38,640
been confirmed. Oh is there one coming? Yeah, 100%.

2689
01:55:38,640 --> 01:55:40,640
They confirmed it. They said it's happening.

2690
01:55:40,640 --> 01:55:42,640
That Meddler was like 72

2691
01:55:42,640 --> 01:55:44,640
when she did this one. How old is she?

2692
01:55:44,640 --> 01:55:46,640
Maybe she

2693
01:55:46,640 --> 01:55:48,640
stays behind even. Maybe

2694
01:55:48,640 --> 01:55:50,640
she sends the other two to do her

2695
01:55:50,640 --> 01:55:52,640
more and then we just get funny scenes between her

2696
01:55:52,640 --> 01:55:54,640
and the devil the whole time. So it'll come

2697
01:55:54,640 --> 01:55:56,640
back to her and the devil. Yeah, as far as the act.

2698
01:55:56,640 --> 01:55:58,640
That'd be fun, right? Because that way

2699
01:55:58,640 --> 01:56:00,640
you put the load more on the

2700
01:56:00,640 --> 01:56:02,640
two sisters that didn't have much to do

2701
01:56:02,640 --> 01:56:04,640
in the first two movies. You give them more.

2702
01:56:04,640 --> 01:56:06,640
And that

2703
01:56:06,640 --> 01:56:08,640
would make it work.

2704
01:56:08,640 --> 01:56:10,640
Because you don't even need to

2705
01:56:10,640 --> 01:56:12,640
they're not the main focus. You could have the

2706
01:56:12,640 --> 01:56:14,640
two girls from this

2707
01:56:14,640 --> 01:56:16,640
second movie be the

2708
01:56:16,640 --> 01:56:18,640
two main, plus the

2709
01:56:18,640 --> 01:56:20,640
magic shop owner. We bring him back.

2710
01:56:20,640 --> 01:56:22,640
Well it depends on the time jump again. If they're going to time

2711
01:56:22,640 --> 01:56:24,640
jump another 20 years or 30 years.

2712
01:56:24,640 --> 01:56:26,640
Because this one came out two years ago. Why

2713
01:56:26,640 --> 01:56:28,640
not keep everybody? Keep the timeline today.

2714
01:56:28,640 --> 01:56:30,640
Seniors in high school, they think

2715
01:56:30,640 --> 01:56:32,640
everything's behind them. The magic shop's more popular

2716
01:56:32,640 --> 01:56:34,640
than ever.

2717
01:56:34,640 --> 01:56:36,640
They talk about the events that happened

2718
01:56:36,640 --> 01:56:38,640
two years ago. Everything's cool.

2719
01:56:38,640 --> 01:56:40,640
And then

2720
01:56:40,640 --> 01:56:42,640
something happens.

2721
01:56:42,640 --> 01:56:44,640
And it gets fucked up.

2722
01:56:44,640 --> 01:56:46,640
That'd be cool. The parents get bewitched

2723
01:56:46,640 --> 01:56:48,640
again. That has to be the recurring theme.

2724
01:56:48,640 --> 01:56:50,640
Somehow the parents get bewitched

2725
01:56:50,640 --> 01:56:52,640
and the children are in trouble.

2726
01:56:52,640 --> 01:56:54,640
That always has to be the case.

2727
01:56:54,640 --> 01:56:56,640
Anyway, that's my pitch for I guess

2728
01:56:56,640 --> 01:56:58,640
Hocus Pocus 3, which they're already making.

2729
01:57:00,640 --> 01:57:02,640
Oh, and then

2730
01:57:02,640 --> 01:57:04,640
why'd you turn into stone? Brendan answered that.

2731
01:57:04,640 --> 01:57:06,640
Thank God.

2732
01:57:06,640 --> 01:57:08,640
This thing has ghosts, zombies, and witches.

2733
01:57:08,640 --> 01:57:10,640
Covers a lot of

2734
01:57:10,640 --> 01:57:12,640
basics. We get the ghosts

2735
01:57:12,640 --> 01:57:14,640
of that factory. We get zombie Billy.

2736
01:57:14,640 --> 01:57:16,640
We get reincarnated

2737
01:57:16,640 --> 01:57:18,640
cat souls.

2738
01:57:18,640 --> 01:57:20,640
It's literally my writing. So we have a talking black cat,

2739
01:57:20,640 --> 01:57:22,640
spells, a zombie,

2740
01:57:22,640 --> 01:57:24,640
and three kid eating witches.

2741
01:57:24,640 --> 01:57:26,640
It's the perfect kids Halloween.

2742
01:57:26,640 --> 01:57:28,640
It is.

2743
01:57:28,640 --> 01:57:30,640
It has everything. It is really good.

2744
01:57:30,640 --> 01:57:32,640
It covers a lot of the

2745
01:57:32,640 --> 01:57:34,640
basics. It covers the basics.

2746
01:57:34,640 --> 01:57:36,640
Sprinkle in some adult humor.

2747
01:57:36,640 --> 01:57:38,640
No vampires,

2748
01:57:38,640 --> 01:57:40,640
but we haven't seen the third one

2749
01:57:40,640 --> 01:57:42,640
yet. That could be fun.

2750
01:57:42,640 --> 01:57:44,640
That's another route they can take.

2751
01:57:44,640 --> 01:57:46,640
Try to get everything into it.

2752
01:57:46,640 --> 01:57:48,640
Vampires move into Salem.

2753
01:57:48,640 --> 01:57:50,640
Now that the witches are gone and they

2754
01:57:50,640 --> 01:57:52,640
like the area, so they start turning people

2755
01:57:52,640 --> 01:57:54,640
into vampires. That's why the

2756
01:57:54,640 --> 01:57:56,640
Sanderson sisters have to come back.

2757
01:57:56,640 --> 01:57:58,640
You can't let any vampires

2758
01:57:58,640 --> 01:58:00,640
ruin Salem.

2759
01:58:00,640 --> 01:58:02,640
Max Denison comes back.

2760
01:58:02,640 --> 01:58:04,640
The Sanderson sisters become the pilgrims

2761
01:58:04,640 --> 01:58:06,640
that were killing

2762
01:58:06,640 --> 01:58:08,640
the Salem people

2763
01:58:08,640 --> 01:58:10,640
killing the witches. Now they're going after the

2764
01:58:10,640 --> 01:58:12,640
vampire. They're reversing

2765
01:58:12,640 --> 01:58:14,640
roles. They're turning and they turn the

2766
01:58:14,640 --> 01:58:16,640
town. But with vampires

2767
01:58:16,640 --> 01:58:18,640
though is that they're sneaky.

2768
01:58:18,640 --> 01:58:20,640
They can turn someone into a vampire

2769
01:58:20,640 --> 01:58:22,640
like we would 100% would get

2770
01:58:22,640 --> 01:58:24,640
Buster, the guy that plays Buster, the mayor

2771
01:58:24,640 --> 01:58:26,640
as a vampire. Could you imagine

2772
01:58:26,640 --> 01:58:28,640
is if we get it with

2773
01:58:28,640 --> 01:58:30,640
a req sequel to this one

2774
01:58:30,640 --> 01:58:32,640
they just turn

2775
01:58:32,640 --> 01:58:34,640
him into a vampire. And of course

2776
01:58:34,640 --> 01:58:36,640
in the most tragic way he has to turn into a vampire

2777
01:58:36,640 --> 01:58:38,640
because everything has to go wrong.

2778
01:58:38,640 --> 01:58:40,640
He's like thirsty.

2779
01:58:40,640 --> 01:58:42,640
He's maybe the only

2780
01:58:42,640 --> 01:58:44,640
one that gets turned into a vampire.

2781
01:58:44,640 --> 01:58:46,640
He's the only one that gets turned into a vampire.

2782
01:58:46,640 --> 01:58:48,640
He keeps trying to suck people's

2783
01:58:48,640 --> 01:58:50,640
blood but he keeps getting foiled.

2784
01:58:50,640 --> 01:58:52,640
At the very end he gets staked or something.

2785
01:58:52,640 --> 01:58:54,640
Or some find something.

2786
01:58:54,640 --> 01:58:56,640
The witch spell takes it off right when he's about

2787
01:58:56,640 --> 01:58:58,640
to finally get it. He goes

2788
01:58:58,640 --> 01:59:00,640
and he just bites someone.

2789
01:59:00,640 --> 01:59:02,640
Their neck turns to stone.

2790
01:59:02,640 --> 01:59:04,640
That'd be great.

2791
01:59:04,640 --> 01:59:06,640
I'd like to see

2792
01:59:06,640 --> 01:59:08,640
Max Dennison come back as a Van Helsing

2793
01:59:08,640 --> 01:59:10,640
character. Yeah that'd be fucking awesome.

2794
01:59:10,640 --> 01:59:12,640
He like nose.

2795
01:59:12,640 --> 01:59:14,640
After that he studied

2796
01:59:14,640 --> 01:59:16,640
extensively magic and

2797
01:59:16,640 --> 01:59:18,640
that kind of lore. Like what happened to

2798
01:59:18,640 --> 01:59:20,640
Allison after that? Did her

2799
01:59:20,640 --> 01:59:22,640
and Max ever work out? Because

2800
01:59:22,640 --> 01:59:24,640
no she started a band.

2801
01:59:24,640 --> 01:59:26,640
No that's the

2802
01:59:26,640 --> 01:59:28,640
little girl. The little one

2803
01:59:28,640 --> 01:59:30,640
that died.

2804
01:59:30,640 --> 01:59:32,640
I don't know what happened to that one.

2805
01:59:32,640 --> 01:59:34,640
I didn't look it up. She sells real estate.

2806
01:59:34,640 --> 01:59:36,640
No that's still again. Same girl?

2807
01:59:36,640 --> 01:59:38,640
Yeah. She has a band and

2808
01:59:38,640 --> 01:59:40,640
she sells real estate. She's allowed to do two things.

2809
01:59:40,640 --> 01:59:42,640
But I

2810
01:59:42,640 --> 01:59:44,640
do think at the very end

2811
01:59:44,640 --> 01:59:46,640
I teared up a little bit. There's like

2812
01:59:46,640 --> 01:59:48,640
a bit of a tear in the eye when I saw Thackeray

2813
01:59:48,640 --> 01:59:50,640
and Emily read them as souls.

2814
01:59:50,640 --> 01:59:52,640
Because it is sad that like

2815
01:59:52,640 --> 01:59:54,640
she waited this hundreds of years

2816
01:59:54,640 --> 01:59:56,640
and she's like where have you been?

2817
01:59:56,640 --> 01:59:58,640
It's been a while. I'm sorry. I was

2818
01:59:58,640 --> 02:00:00,640
trying to get to you. She's like well

2819
02:00:00,640 --> 02:00:02,640
cool. And then they leave together.

2820
02:00:02,640 --> 02:00:04,640
It's like sweet. You know they're going to go visit their pilgrim

2821
02:00:04,640 --> 02:00:06,640
parents. But then at the same time

2822
02:00:06,640 --> 02:00:08,640
I don't know how time works

2823
02:00:08,640 --> 02:00:10,640
in Ghost. It's soul world.

2824
02:00:10,640 --> 02:00:12,640
Or in the afterlife. So either

2825
02:00:12,640 --> 02:00:14,640
because here's

2826
02:00:14,640 --> 02:00:16,640
the weird thing.

2827
02:00:16,640 --> 02:00:18,640
If there's some sort of heaven

2828
02:00:18,640 --> 02:00:20,640
in afterlife. Let's just say

2829
02:00:20,640 --> 02:00:22,640
in the afterlife your soul. Oh they're saying there's a hell.

2830
02:00:22,640 --> 02:00:24,640
Okay. In this world there's a hell.

2831
02:00:24,640 --> 02:00:26,640
So there has to be a heaven. And in heaven they say

2832
02:00:26,640 --> 02:00:28,640
it's paradise. And for most people

2833
02:00:28,640 --> 02:00:30,640
that would be some sort of personal

2834
02:00:30,640 --> 02:00:32,640
paradise. Now personal

2835
02:00:32,640 --> 02:00:34,640
paradise to me

2836
02:00:34,640 --> 02:00:36,640
would be some sort of

2837
02:00:36,640 --> 02:00:38,640
hybrid of today

2838
02:00:38,640 --> 02:00:40,640
the 90's and future

2839
02:00:40,640 --> 02:00:42,640
tech. It'd be like I'd be living in the

2840
02:00:42,640 --> 02:00:44,640
90's with the comfort of all of today's

2841
02:00:44,640 --> 02:00:46,640
stuff with future video games.

2842
02:00:46,640 --> 02:00:48,640
That would be like an ideal

2843
02:00:48,640 --> 02:00:50,640
kind of situation for me. Right?

2844
02:00:50,640 --> 02:00:52,640
But then there's people that

2845
02:00:52,640 --> 02:00:54,640
like for instance

2846
02:00:54,640 --> 02:00:56,640
there would be people

2847
02:00:56,640 --> 02:00:58,640
like if you died as a

2848
02:00:58,640 --> 02:01:00,640
what are the

2849
02:01:00,640 --> 02:01:02,640
ones that Amish. So if you're Amish

2850
02:01:02,640 --> 02:01:04,640
you don't want to know about modern technology.

2851
02:01:04,640 --> 02:01:06,640
So your paradise would be just simple

2852
02:01:06,640 --> 02:01:08,640
like probably almost exactly

2853
02:01:08,640 --> 02:01:10,640
like what you were doing. Like just having a

2854
02:01:10,640 --> 02:01:12,640
beautiful wife and living like a perfect Amish life.

2855
02:01:12,640 --> 02:01:14,640
That's the damn guy that keeps coming

2856
02:01:14,640 --> 02:01:16,640
to try to fuck your wife.

2857
02:01:16,640 --> 02:01:18,640
Who? Kevin Costner.

2858
02:01:18,640 --> 02:01:20,640
In what movie?

2859
02:01:20,640 --> 02:01:22,640
I don't remember the name of the movie.

2860
02:01:22,640 --> 02:01:24,640
Kevin Costner the Amish people?

2861
02:01:24,640 --> 02:01:26,640
No it wasn't.

2862
02:01:26,640 --> 02:01:28,640
Oh well then I don't

2863
02:01:28,640 --> 02:01:30,640
fucking know. But here's my point

2864
02:01:30,640 --> 02:01:32,640
Austin.

2865
02:01:32,640 --> 02:01:34,640
I don't know how you don't know this

2866
02:01:34,640 --> 02:01:36,640
movie. No I don't. A famous movie.

2867
02:01:36,640 --> 02:01:38,640
No I think it's Harrison Ford. I think it's

2868
02:01:38,640 --> 02:01:40,640
called Witness. It is Witness.

2869
02:01:40,640 --> 02:01:42,640
So I do know.

2870
02:01:42,640 --> 02:01:44,640
And I was better.

2871
02:01:44,640 --> 02:01:46,640
No no what I'm saying is

2872
02:01:46,640 --> 02:01:48,640
if souls

2873
02:01:48,640 --> 02:01:50,640
can it look

2874
02:01:50,640 --> 02:01:52,640
it looked like Emily couldn't see what

2875
02:01:52,640 --> 02:01:54,640
was happening to her brother. Because she's like

2876
02:01:54,640 --> 02:01:56,640
where have you been? Otherwise she would have known.

2877
02:01:56,640 --> 02:01:58,640
Has Emily's soul been

2878
02:01:58,640 --> 02:02:00,640
trapped at that graveyard as well

2879
02:02:00,640 --> 02:02:02,640
for 300 years? Or when

2880
02:02:02,640 --> 02:02:04,640
he finally got exorcised

2881
02:02:04,640 --> 02:02:06,640
from the cat was he allowed to enter

2882
02:02:06,640 --> 02:02:08,640
the proper realm in which

2883
02:02:08,640 --> 02:02:10,640
she was waiting to receive him?

2884
02:02:10,640 --> 02:02:12,640
And then also following that

2885
02:02:12,640 --> 02:02:14,640
when he goes into the after world

2886
02:02:14,640 --> 02:02:16,640
and he talks to his pilgrim father

2887
02:02:16,640 --> 02:02:18,640
and pilgrim mother and all of his pilgrim friends

2888
02:02:18,640 --> 02:02:20,640
from back in that day. He

2889
02:02:20,640 --> 02:02:22,640
now has knowledge of the last 300

2890
02:02:22,640 --> 02:02:24,640
years locked and loaded unless

2891
02:02:24,640 --> 02:02:26,640
they have access to view the

2892
02:02:26,640 --> 02:02:28,640
going on as to what's going on on Earth.

2893
02:02:28,640 --> 02:02:30,640
You have the magic mirror. Can you watch

2894
02:02:30,640 --> 02:02:32,640
like what's happening on Earth in

2895
02:02:32,640 --> 02:02:34,640
modern time? Wow that's what religion tells you.

2896
02:02:34,640 --> 02:02:36,640
But then if you go to Heaven in the

2897
02:02:36,640 --> 02:02:38,640
afterlife, assuming the afterlife

2898
02:02:38,640 --> 02:02:40,640
doesn't run in real time because why

2899
02:02:40,640 --> 02:02:42,640
would it? You would be

2900
02:02:42,640 --> 02:02:44,640
another dimension. So you would

2901
02:02:44,640 --> 02:02:46,640
experience everything all

2902
02:02:46,640 --> 02:02:48,640
of time all at once. And so

2903
02:02:48,640 --> 02:02:50,640
but that wouldn't

2904
02:02:50,640 --> 02:02:52,640
be paradise to an Amish person.

2905
02:02:52,640 --> 02:02:54,640
So if an Amish person went to

2906
02:02:54,640 --> 02:02:56,640
Heaven and was able to view

2907
02:02:56,640 --> 02:02:58,640
the progress of mankind get more

2908
02:02:58,640 --> 02:03:00,640
digitally like extensive

2909
02:03:00,640 --> 02:03:02,640
robots and shit, that would not be paradise

2910
02:03:02,640 --> 02:03:04,640
to them. So

2911
02:03:04,640 --> 02:03:06,640
they might not have a view

2912
02:03:06,640 --> 02:03:08,640
of what's going on. Of what like

2913
02:03:08,640 --> 02:03:10,640
the world is. So if he goes back

2914
02:03:10,640 --> 02:03:12,640
and he's got all this knowledge, is he going to be bored?

2915
02:03:12,640 --> 02:03:14,640
Or maybe you get to choose what yours is.

2916
02:03:14,640 --> 02:03:16,640
Your paradise is your paradise. But that's the

2917
02:03:16,640 --> 02:03:18,640
thing. He's going back with Emily.

2918
02:03:18,640 --> 02:03:20,640
So is

2919
02:03:20,640 --> 02:03:22,640
his paradise already

2920
02:03:22,640 --> 02:03:24,640
him and his little sister reuniting and

2921
02:03:24,640 --> 02:03:26,640
going to visit their family. So is that not

2922
02:03:26,640 --> 02:03:28,640
even really her soul?

2923
02:03:28,640 --> 02:03:30,640
Is that just some, is that

2924
02:03:30,640 --> 02:03:32,640
just to make his paradise

2925
02:03:32,640 --> 02:03:34,640
a reality? Is that just to give him

2926
02:03:34,640 --> 02:03:36,640
the ending that he needs? Well, I

2927
02:03:36,640 --> 02:03:38,640
would say probably realistically

2928
02:03:38,640 --> 02:03:40,640
that this movie's not that fucking

2929
02:03:40,640 --> 02:03:42,640
deep, Andy.

2930
02:03:42,640 --> 02:03:44,640
Yeah, we're two hours in on

2931
02:03:44,640 --> 02:03:46,640
this fucking, and

2932
02:03:46,640 --> 02:03:48,640
there's still a whole other movie. I gotta leave soon.

2933
02:03:48,640 --> 02:03:50,640
Oh yeah. I don't think we can do

2934
02:03:50,640 --> 02:03:52,640
Six Feet Under today. Yeah, we'll do it next time.

2935
02:03:52,640 --> 02:03:54,640
Alright, B. I give it a B. Solid B.

2936
02:03:54,640 --> 02:03:56,640
I actually, it's one of my classic

2937
02:03:56,640 --> 02:03:58,640
all time favorites as much as I like to

2938
02:03:58,640 --> 02:04:00,640
nitpick. I give it a B

2939
02:04:00,640 --> 02:04:02,640
cup as well. A B cup, nice.

2940
02:04:02,640 --> 02:04:04,640
I'm a little lower than you guys just because

2941
02:04:04,640 --> 02:04:06,640
I'm not a classic to me because I never saw it till now.

2942
02:04:06,640 --> 02:04:08,640
Not bad.

2943
02:04:08,640 --> 02:04:10,640
If you have to watch a movie with your kids

2944
02:04:10,640 --> 02:04:12,640
who are over, I'd say eight or nine.

2945
02:04:12,640 --> 02:04:14,640
Not under that, because it's a little

2946
02:04:14,640 --> 02:04:16,640
too, I mean there's like even

2947
02:04:16,640 --> 02:04:18,640
even my

2948
02:04:18,640 --> 02:04:20,640
eleven year old when we were watching it

2949
02:04:20,640 --> 02:04:22,640
was a little taken aback by some.

2950
02:04:22,640 --> 02:04:24,640
So

2951
02:04:24,640 --> 02:04:26,640
like the zombies,

2952
02:04:26,640 --> 02:04:28,640
a little scary to a kid a little bit.

2953
02:04:28,640 --> 02:04:30,640
There's some that's a little overly scary

2954
02:04:30,640 --> 02:04:32,640
and some of it that's a little overly sexual

2955
02:04:32,640 --> 02:04:34,640
for the kid.

2956
02:04:34,640 --> 02:04:36,640
But

2957
02:04:36,640 --> 02:04:38,640
so C, just a solid C.

2958
02:04:38,640 --> 02:04:40,640
It's a good one. Would you be a B

2959
02:04:40,640 --> 02:04:42,640
on the other rating scale that makes sense?

2960
02:04:44,640 --> 02:04:46,640
And Brennan, oh our rating

2961
02:04:46,640 --> 02:04:48,640
scale by the way, we go from B to F

2962
02:04:48,640 --> 02:04:50,640
and then W is a waste of time.

2963
02:04:50,640 --> 02:04:52,640
So B is the highest we can actually go

2964
02:04:52,640 --> 02:04:54,640
with it.

2965
02:04:54,640 --> 02:04:56,640
So Brennan went

2966
02:04:56,640 --> 02:04:58,640
B, I went B, Austin went

2967
02:04:58,640 --> 02:05:00,640
B, you went C,

2968
02:05:00,640 --> 02:05:02,640
you negate your C, it's a B.

2969
02:05:02,640 --> 02:05:04,640
Well it does.

2970
02:05:04,640 --> 02:05:06,640
Right? Three B's and a C

2971
02:05:06,640 --> 02:05:08,640
wouldn't be a B minus, it would be a B. Well that's not how

2972
02:05:08,640 --> 02:05:10,640
math works, but okay.

2973
02:05:10,640 --> 02:05:12,640
No, seventy-five percent of it

2974
02:05:12,640 --> 02:05:14,640
is B.

2975
02:05:14,640 --> 02:05:16,640
It's not a

2976
02:05:16,640 --> 02:05:18,640
B minus, cause it would be

2977
02:05:18,640 --> 02:05:20,640
let's say eighty, so

2978
02:05:20,640 --> 02:05:22,640
eighty percent, eighty percent, eighty percent,

2979
02:05:22,640 --> 02:05:24,640
seventy percent.

2980
02:05:24,640 --> 02:05:26,640
You do those numbers if I'm not mistaken.

2981
02:05:26,640 --> 02:05:30,640
And then it would tell you.

2982
02:05:30,640 --> 02:05:32,640
We don't know how math or time works

2983
02:05:32,640 --> 02:05:34,640
here. Is that even the right math

2984
02:05:34,640 --> 02:05:36,640
there? That is the right math.

2985
02:05:36,640 --> 02:05:38,640
Divided by four. So it's, alright, so

2986
02:05:38,640 --> 02:05:40,640
it's three ten divided

2987
02:05:40,640 --> 02:05:42,640
by four.

2988
02:05:42,640 --> 02:05:44,640
Right now

2989
02:05:44,640 --> 02:05:46,640
it's eighty plus, eighty plus, eighty plus

2990
02:05:46,640 --> 02:05:48,640
six.

2991
02:05:48,640 --> 02:05:50,640
Seven.

2992
02:05:52,640 --> 02:05:54,640
I gave you the number, it's

2993
02:05:54,640 --> 02:05:56,640
three ten.

2994
02:05:58,640 --> 02:06:00,640
What's the number you're doing?

2995
02:06:00,640 --> 02:06:02,640
Eighty-five.

2996
02:06:02,640 --> 02:06:04,640
Yeah, it's three ten.

2997
02:06:04,640 --> 02:06:06,640
Three ten. Divided by four.

2998
02:06:06,640 --> 02:06:08,640
That'll give you the actual

2999
02:06:08,640 --> 02:06:10,640
seventy-seven point five.

3000
02:06:12,640 --> 02:06:14,640
No, no, it's eighty-five.

3001
02:06:14,640 --> 02:06:16,640
It's eighty-five. Here's what you're not considering.

3002
02:06:16,640 --> 02:06:18,640
It's eighty-five and it's seventy-five.

3003
02:06:18,640 --> 02:06:20,640
It's eighty-five and seventy-five.

3004
02:06:20,640 --> 02:06:22,640
Okay, so.

3005
02:06:22,640 --> 02:06:24,640
Seventy-five.

3006
02:06:28,640 --> 02:06:30,640
Welcome to the Stoners doing math.

3007
02:06:30,640 --> 02:06:32,640
You gotta do the pluses again the way you did.

3008
02:06:32,640 --> 02:06:34,640
God.

3009
02:06:34,640 --> 02:06:36,640
Eighty-five plus eighty-five.

3010
02:06:36,640 --> 02:06:38,640
Oh my God, I keep hitting equals. That's why.

3011
02:06:38,640 --> 02:06:40,640
Okay.

3012
02:06:42,640 --> 02:06:44,640
Three thirty.

3013
02:06:44,640 --> 02:06:46,640
Yeah, divided by. Eighty-two point

3014
02:06:46,640 --> 02:06:48,640
five, it's a B. Good Lord. That's a B minus.

3015
02:06:48,640 --> 02:06:50,640
That's a B. That is a B

3016
02:06:50,640 --> 02:06:52,640
minus. That's not how math works either.

3017
02:06:52,640 --> 02:06:54,640
I do B minus eighty or seventy-nine

3018
02:06:54,640 --> 02:06:56,640
C plus.

3019
02:06:56,640 --> 02:06:58,640
What do you mean? Eighty or seventy-nine?

3020
02:06:58,640 --> 02:07:00,640
So there's one point difference in your?

3021
02:07:00,640 --> 02:07:02,640
Minuses don't. Minuses are subjective.

3022
02:07:02,640 --> 02:07:04,640
Let me explain. I grade papers for my wife.

3023
02:07:04,640 --> 02:07:06,640
That is a B minus.

3024
02:07:06,640 --> 02:07:08,640
I don't care how you do it.

3025
02:07:08,640 --> 02:07:10,640
Actually. Oh, he just Googled it.

3026
02:07:10,640 --> 02:07:12,640
It's a C plus. What?

3027
02:07:12,640 --> 02:07:14,640
Well, there's an eight-point

3028
02:07:14,640 --> 02:07:16,640
grading system that's different. No, I don't.

3029
02:07:16,640 --> 02:07:18,640
Old-fashioned ten-point grading.

3030
02:07:18,640 --> 02:07:20,640
It's absolutely a B minus.

3031
02:07:20,640 --> 02:07:22,640
Oh, Jesus Christ.

3032
02:07:22,640 --> 02:07:24,640
Oh, it's a B. It's all a B.

3033
02:07:24,640 --> 02:07:26,640
Eighty percent would be a B minus.

3034
02:07:26,640 --> 02:07:28,640
That's what I'm saying. That's how my

3035
02:07:28,640 --> 02:07:30,640
When I was in high school

3036
02:07:30,640 --> 02:07:32,640
I always felt like. I'm looking at all the grades.

3037
02:07:32,640 --> 02:07:34,640
Okay, whatever. Whatever you want to do.

3038
02:07:34,640 --> 02:07:36,640
I'm doing grade papers every day. No, but what I'm saying is

3039
02:07:36,640 --> 02:07:38,640
Times change. They do core math now.

3040
02:07:38,640 --> 02:07:40,640
Things are way different. Times change.

3041
02:07:40,640 --> 02:07:42,640
Oh, you're going to do core math? Oh, we're doing core math.

3042
02:07:42,640 --> 02:07:44,640
No, I'm not doing core math. I'm just saying

3043
02:07:44,640 --> 02:07:46,640
that we exist in a world where times have changed.

3044
02:07:46,640 --> 02:07:48,640
Maybe now an 82

3045
02:07:48,640 --> 02:07:50,640
is a B minus for you.

3046
02:07:50,640 --> 02:07:52,640
But when I went to high school, it was not.

3047
02:07:52,640 --> 02:07:54,640
It was anything above

3048
02:07:54,640 --> 02:07:56,640
80 was a B. And if you hit

3049
02:07:56,640 --> 02:07:58,640
89, it was a B plus.

3050
02:07:58,640 --> 02:08:00,640
If you hit 79, it was a C plus. They just gave you

3051
02:08:00,640 --> 02:08:02,640
the pluses. Pluses.

3052
02:08:02,640 --> 02:08:04,640
But pluses meant nothing.

3053
02:08:04,640 --> 02:08:06,640
A plus doesn't add anything to anything.

3054
02:08:06,640 --> 02:08:08,640
It's all about the GPA.

3055
02:08:10,640 --> 02:08:12,640
That's what I'm saying. I don't care.

3056
02:08:12,640 --> 02:08:14,640
Make it whatever you want to make it.

3057
02:08:14,640 --> 02:08:16,640
It's the best movie ever. It's a B.

3058
02:08:16,640 --> 02:08:18,640
It's the best movie ever. This got so

3059
02:08:18,640 --> 02:08:20,640
contentious. Well, because you

3060
02:08:20,640 --> 02:08:22,640
rate movies randomly. It gets annoying.

3061
02:08:22,640 --> 02:08:24,640
Mike, if you keep challenging

3062
02:08:24,640 --> 02:08:26,640
he's going to turn you into a cat and fuck you.

3063
02:08:26,640 --> 02:08:28,640
I mean, have you not? I'm just saying

3064
02:08:28,640 --> 02:08:30,640
his Google search confirmed what I

3065
02:08:30,640 --> 02:08:32,640
was already thinking. It said a lot of different things, Andy.

3066
02:08:32,640 --> 02:08:34,640
It didn't confirm shit. I just wanted this to be

3067
02:08:34,640 --> 02:08:36,640
over because I have to leave soon.

3068
02:08:36,640 --> 02:08:38,640
Exactly.

3069
02:08:38,640 --> 02:08:40,640
Everyone but me.

3070
02:08:40,640 --> 02:08:42,640
I might not even have

3071
02:08:42,640 --> 02:08:44,640
time to upload the video to the laptop.

3072
02:08:44,640 --> 02:08:46,640
I just got to do that.

3073
02:08:46,640 --> 02:08:48,640
Alright, let's get into the second one.

3074
02:08:48,640 --> 02:08:50,640
It has an awesome Disney logo that changes into

3075
02:08:50,640 --> 02:08:52,640
the spooky game. That was cool.

3076
02:08:52,640 --> 02:08:54,640
I like that. That was cool.

3077
02:08:54,640 --> 02:08:56,640
I hate to be that guy, but why

3078
02:08:56,640 --> 02:08:58,640
is there a black chick

3079
02:08:58,640 --> 02:09:00,640
mouthing off to Winifred

3080
02:09:00,640 --> 02:09:02,640
in old timey, slavy times?

3081
02:09:02,640 --> 02:09:04,640
There's like a black villager

3082
02:09:04,640 --> 02:09:06,640
chick who kind of like, hey, get out of the way.

3083
02:09:06,640 --> 02:09:08,640
As in Salem, not Dallas.

3084
02:09:08,640 --> 02:09:10,640
This is still though

3085
02:09:10,640 --> 02:09:12,640
1600s or whatever.

3086
02:09:12,640 --> 02:09:14,640
Well, it's a woman, but it has nothing to do

3087
02:09:14,640 --> 02:09:16,640
with being black. It would be a woman.

3088
02:09:16,640 --> 02:09:18,640
There's no slavery.

3089
02:09:18,640 --> 02:09:20,640
Was there a range

3090
02:09:20,640 --> 02:09:22,640
marriage? There's no slavery in Massachusetts

3091
02:09:22,640 --> 02:09:24,640
or did they just get rid of it?

3092
02:09:24,640 --> 02:09:26,640
I thought slavery... No, there was no slavery

3093
02:09:26,640 --> 02:09:28,640
in the North. I thought slavery was

3094
02:09:28,640 --> 02:09:30,640
nationwide in the beginning.

3095
02:09:30,640 --> 02:09:32,640
We didn't have slaves then.

3096
02:09:32,640 --> 02:09:34,640
In the beginning.

3097
02:09:34,640 --> 02:09:36,640
1600s? We had slaves

3098
02:09:36,640 --> 02:09:38,640
since the beginning, man. It was in the 200 years.

3099
02:09:38,640 --> 02:09:40,640
Before the formation.

3100
02:09:40,640 --> 02:09:42,640
They say 400 years.

3101
02:09:42,640 --> 02:09:44,640
If we're talking like that.

3102
02:09:44,640 --> 02:09:46,640
I've heard 400. I know 200

3103
02:09:46,640 --> 02:09:48,640
because that's how old the country is, but

3104
02:09:48,640 --> 02:09:50,640
before that, even.

3105
02:09:50,640 --> 02:09:52,640
I know we weren't... I'm talking about

3106
02:09:52,640 --> 02:09:54,640
Smokers 2 where we talk about slavery again.

3107
02:09:54,640 --> 02:09:56,640
I need the teacher from the first movie to explain it.

3108
02:09:56,640 --> 02:09:58,640
Or my teacher

3109
02:09:58,640 --> 02:10:00,640
from ancient history, ancient

3110
02:10:00,640 --> 02:10:02,640
slavery class.

3111
02:10:02,640 --> 02:10:04,640
She said, man...

3112
02:10:04,640 --> 02:10:06,640
All I'm saying is that

3113
02:10:06,640 --> 02:10:08,640
I just thought that it's a little bit

3114
02:10:08,640 --> 02:10:10,640
historically. That is one of those, like, if you're

3115
02:10:10,640 --> 02:10:12,640
going to be woke just for the woke, you can't just insert

3116
02:10:12,640 --> 02:10:14,640
historically inaccurate things.

3117
02:10:14,640 --> 02:10:16,640
It's like, if you're

3118
02:10:16,640 --> 02:10:18,640
watching... So it should have just been

3119
02:10:18,640 --> 02:10:20,640
a Django movie in the beginning?

3120
02:10:20,640 --> 02:10:22,640
The one you wanted?

3121
02:10:22,640 --> 02:10:24,640
Just Django?

3122
02:10:24,640 --> 02:10:26,640
This is one of those few instances where I would

3123
02:10:26,640 --> 02:10:28,640
argue, yeah, Salem, Massachusetts

3124
02:10:28,640 --> 02:10:30,640
might not have had a lot of black people in it.

3125
02:10:30,640 --> 02:10:32,640
Because I would argue that.

3126
02:10:32,640 --> 02:10:34,640
I agree with you that if they didn't have slavery,

3127
02:10:34,640 --> 02:10:36,640
then there absolutely weren't any black people.

3128
02:10:36,640 --> 02:10:38,640
That's what I think is really the truth.

3129
02:10:38,640 --> 02:10:40,640
In the 1600s, there weren't

3130
02:10:40,640 --> 02:10:42,640
just black people freely walking around

3131
02:10:42,640 --> 02:10:44,640
the United States like, oh, I'm a free man

3132
02:10:44,640 --> 02:10:46,640
doing stuff.

3133
02:10:46,640 --> 02:10:48,640
The fact that she was black would not exist, but there wouldn't be

3134
02:10:48,640 --> 02:10:50,640
slavery either.

3135
02:10:50,640 --> 02:10:52,640
So aren't the sisters like 20 years apart?

3136
02:10:52,640 --> 02:10:54,640
Hey, it looks crazy.

3137
02:10:54,640 --> 02:10:56,640
Buster, it's great seeing him as the

3138
02:10:56,640 --> 02:10:58,640
Pilgrim guy. I say Buster, have you seen

3139
02:10:58,640 --> 02:11:00,640
Arrested Development? No.

3140
02:11:00,640 --> 02:11:02,640
The mayor plays a character called Buster on that show.

3141
02:11:02,640 --> 02:11:04,640
You've got to watch Arrested Development.

3142
02:11:04,640 --> 02:11:06,640
I have a huge backlog and the show's fucking it up.

3143
02:11:06,640 --> 02:11:08,640
I know.

3144
02:11:08,640 --> 02:11:10,640
I like that they have a historical district in Salem

3145
02:11:10,640 --> 02:11:12,640
that's kind of fun and it looks just like the Pilgrim stuff.

3146
02:11:12,640 --> 02:11:14,640
These actresses

3147
02:11:14,640 --> 02:11:16,640
have not missed a fucking

3148
02:11:16,640 --> 02:11:18,640
beat. They're inhabiting these roles

3149
02:11:18,640 --> 02:11:20,640
so perfectly, dude.

3150
02:11:20,640 --> 02:11:22,640
They're everything about it. I love it.

3151
02:11:22,640 --> 02:11:24,640
They're fun, they're quirky.

3152
02:11:24,640 --> 02:11:26,640
I like when they meet the witch and there's this

3153
02:11:26,640 --> 02:11:28,640
little, I wrote met

3154
02:11:28,640 --> 02:11:30,640
in quotation marks, meet, I've never

3155
02:11:30,640 --> 02:11:32,640
met or meet something

3156
02:11:32,640 --> 02:11:34,640
and she's like met.

3157
02:11:34,640 --> 02:11:36,640
Just a little quirky little word

3158
02:11:36,640 --> 02:11:38,640
the Pilgrim seeing the

3159
02:11:38,640 --> 02:11:40,640
spider and he's like I'm not alright!

3160
02:11:40,640 --> 02:11:42,640
I'm thinking like you were just talking

3161
02:11:42,640 --> 02:11:44,640
about these sturdy old Pilgrims

3162
02:11:44,640 --> 02:11:46,640
and this guy sees a spider and

3163
02:11:46,640 --> 02:11:48,640
he's not alright. Yeah, that did change

3164
02:11:48,640 --> 02:11:50,640
in the second movie. If I saw that

3165
02:11:50,640 --> 02:11:52,640
current mayor in the current time, I'd be like

3166
02:11:52,640 --> 02:11:54,640
dude, even your Pilgrim fucking great great

3167
02:11:54,640 --> 02:11:56,640
grandfather was a bitch.

3168
02:11:56,640 --> 02:11:58,640
You're crying about a candy apple.

3169
02:11:58,640 --> 02:12:00,640
They tell Serge and Jessica Parker that they

3170
02:12:00,640 --> 02:12:02,640
don't need her to

3171
02:12:02,640 --> 02:12:04,640
children anymore because of the

3172
02:12:04,640 --> 02:12:06,640
beauty products or whatever because this is

3173
02:12:06,640 --> 02:12:08,640
when they come back, I mean we're skipping over a lot

3174
02:12:08,640 --> 02:12:10,640
but there's a huge musical number.

3175
02:12:10,640 --> 02:12:12,640
We get the main character chicks, they bring them back

3176
02:12:12,640 --> 02:12:14,640
because they get tricked by

3177
02:12:14,640 --> 02:12:16,640
Ronald or Roland or whoever

3178
02:12:16,640 --> 02:12:18,640
the magic shop owner because he saw the Sanderson

3179
02:12:18,640 --> 02:12:20,640
sisters when he was a kid and

3180
02:12:20,640 --> 02:12:22,640
tricks them into bringing them back.

3181
02:12:22,640 --> 02:12:24,640
They come in to do it, they come back

3182
02:12:24,640 --> 02:12:26,640
big musical number and then the girls trick her into thinking

3183
02:12:26,640 --> 02:12:28,640
well we have youth serums, we're 40.

3184
02:12:28,640 --> 02:12:30,640
We're 40 years old. Oh my god, you look amazing.

3185
02:12:30,640 --> 02:12:32,640
Yeah, like it's all because of the shit

3186
02:12:32,640 --> 02:12:34,640
that's CBS, let's go. And then we

3187
02:12:34,640 --> 02:12:36,640
we get

3188
02:12:36,640 --> 02:12:38,640
a scene where I'm not

3189
02:12:38,640 --> 02:12:40,640
oh, by the way, when she says

3190
02:12:40,640 --> 02:12:42,640
oh my god, she goes, so no more

3191
02:12:42,640 --> 02:12:44,640
luring kids to their demise?

3192
02:12:44,640 --> 02:12:46,640
That's my one job. That's all I have to do.

3193
02:12:46,640 --> 02:12:48,640
That was sad. Now why

3194
02:12:48,640 --> 02:12:50,640
are the sisters shocked by seeing electric

3195
02:12:50,640 --> 02:12:52,640
lights? So stupid.

3196
02:12:52,640 --> 02:12:54,640
Oh my god, it's lit from within.

3197
02:12:54,640 --> 02:12:56,640
First off

3198
02:12:56,640 --> 02:12:58,640
that also supports my theory they were not here

3199
02:12:58,640 --> 02:13:00,640
30 years ago. They were not

3200
02:13:00,640 --> 02:13:02,640
here in 1993 because it's the first time they've

3201
02:13:02,640 --> 02:13:04,640
ever seen electricity. But don't they mention

3202
02:13:04,640 --> 02:13:06,640
the events of the first movie? That's what I'm talking about.

3203
02:13:06,640 --> 02:13:08,640
But they saw it in a movie. Actually, the more

3204
02:13:08,640 --> 02:13:10,640
I think about it, the more I think about it

3205
02:13:10,640 --> 02:13:12,640
they don't mention it from their

3206
02:13:12,640 --> 02:13:14,640
perspective. I even think at one point

3207
02:13:14,640 --> 02:13:16,640
they're like what do you mean 30 years

3208
02:13:16,640 --> 02:13:18,640
ago? Like one of the sisters

3209
02:13:18,640 --> 02:13:20,640
says something like that. I think

3210
02:13:20,640 --> 02:13:22,640
they weren't there.

3211
02:13:22,640 --> 02:13:24,640
I think that... And everybody else saw this

3212
02:13:24,640 --> 02:13:26,640
popular movie about them.

3213
02:13:26,640 --> 02:13:28,640
Yeah, so 1993

3214
02:13:28,640 --> 02:13:30,640
the Sanderson sisters had a huge revival

3215
02:13:30,640 --> 02:13:32,640
of interest in the town of Salem

3216
02:13:32,640 --> 02:13:34,640
due to the smash hit by Disney

3217
02:13:34,640 --> 02:13:36,640
Hocus Pocus. Well then why didn't they go

3218
02:13:36,640 --> 02:13:38,640
the Freddy

3219
02:13:38,640 --> 02:13:40,640
what is the new nightmare route

3220
02:13:40,640 --> 02:13:42,640
and just get the actors

3221
02:13:42,640 --> 02:13:44,640
like actually, that shit's not real. That was a fucking

3222
02:13:44,640 --> 02:13:46,640
movie I did 30 years ago. I smoke

3223
02:13:46,640 --> 02:13:48,640
crack now and I live out of my car.

3224
02:13:48,640 --> 02:13:50,640
What the fuck? And this chick's like I'm too

3225
02:13:50,640 --> 02:13:52,640
busy in a band selling real estate

3226
02:13:52,640 --> 02:13:54,640
to fucking help you. They do that.

3227
02:13:54,640 --> 02:13:56,640
A little bit. Like I think

3228
02:13:56,640 --> 02:13:58,640
actually

3229
02:13:58,640 --> 02:14:00,640
oh god, I think this is a

3230
02:14:00,640 --> 02:14:02,640
I don't even think this is a... I don't think

3231
02:14:02,640 --> 02:14:04,640
the Sanderson sisters have ever come back.

3232
02:14:04,640 --> 02:14:06,640
I think that this...

3233
02:14:06,640 --> 02:14:08,640
You think even the second one's another movie? It's a sequel

3234
02:14:08,640 --> 02:14:10,640
to the first movie so three is going to be the real one?

3235
02:14:10,640 --> 02:14:12,640
Simulation theory. Yeah. And the reason I

3236
02:14:12,640 --> 02:14:14,640
think that is because of the

3237
02:14:14,640 --> 02:14:16,640
post credit sequence where they're recording

3238
02:14:16,640 --> 02:14:18,640
a music video and at the

3239
02:14:18,640 --> 02:14:20,640
very end Bette Miller goes lunch

3240
02:14:20,640 --> 02:14:22,640
and it's because she's absolutely

3241
02:14:22,640 --> 02:14:24,640
an actress. How would she know to call lunch

3242
02:14:24,640 --> 02:14:26,640
like that? Why would they be in a recording booth?

3243
02:14:26,640 --> 02:14:28,640
How did they get the time to do that? We saw their entire

3244
02:14:28,640 --> 02:14:30,640
journey from beginning to end. So yeah

3245
02:14:30,640 --> 02:14:32,640
it's 100% a sequel to the movie and that's the

3246
02:14:32,640 --> 02:14:34,640
promotional material for it. But again

3247
02:14:34,640 --> 02:14:36,640
these movies

3248
02:14:36,640 --> 02:14:38,640
don't exist in our universe. We're

3249
02:14:38,640 --> 02:14:40,640
watching the movies

3250
02:14:40,640 --> 02:14:42,640
sort of. So third could be

3251
02:14:42,640 --> 02:14:44,640
like we're the universe. The third movie technically could

3252
02:14:44,640 --> 02:14:46,640
exist in our universe but the moment they make a

3253
02:14:46,640 --> 02:14:48,640
movie then it doesn't. But

3254
02:14:48,640 --> 02:14:50,640
wow.

3255
02:14:50,640 --> 02:14:52,640
Do you get what I'm saying? I do understand

3256
02:14:52,640 --> 02:14:54,640
100% what you're saying and it's scaring the

3257
02:14:54,640 --> 02:14:56,640
fuck out of me more than the movie ever could.

3258
02:14:56,640 --> 02:14:58,640
So this is yeah

3259
02:14:58,640 --> 02:15:00,640
because they shouldn't have been... and then No More Rattails

3260
02:15:00,640 --> 02:15:02,640
poor Sarah Jessica Parker

3261
02:15:02,640 --> 02:15:04,640
and then I like

3262
02:15:04,640 --> 02:15:06,640
she says oh no not

3263
02:15:06,640 --> 02:15:08,640
your teeth they're your calling card

3264
02:15:08,640 --> 02:15:10,640
to Winifred. Mary said that.

3265
02:15:10,640 --> 02:15:12,640
That was really funny. We tried to open

3266
02:15:12,640 --> 02:15:14,640
a book with her teeth. No not your teeth.

3267
02:15:14,640 --> 02:15:16,640
Your calling card.

3268
02:15:16,640 --> 02:15:18,640
The buck teeth.

3269
02:15:18,640 --> 02:15:20,640
Now I'm

3270
02:15:20,640 --> 02:15:22,640
okay so then we get the girls falling

3271
02:15:22,640 --> 02:15:24,640
into the trap

3272
02:15:24,640 --> 02:15:26,640
down below. The magic shop

3273
02:15:26,640 --> 02:15:28,640
with the trap there. I'm willing

3274
02:15:28,640 --> 02:15:30,640
to believe that

3275
02:15:30,640 --> 02:15:32,640
the Sanderson sisters

3276
02:15:32,640 --> 02:15:34,640
are actresses

3277
02:15:34,640 --> 02:15:36,640
playing in a sequel to a movie

3278
02:15:36,640 --> 02:15:38,640
and I'm even willing to believe that magic

3279
02:15:38,640 --> 02:15:40,640
might even exist right?

3280
02:15:40,640 --> 02:15:42,640
But what I'm not willing to believe, what I refuse

3281
02:15:42,640 --> 02:15:44,640
to fucking believe is that the moment

3282
02:15:44,640 --> 02:15:46,640
they fall... No you're not doing it in the right voice.

3283
02:15:46,640 --> 02:15:48,640
What? Kid Andy.

3284
02:15:48,640 --> 02:15:50,640
Skeptical Kid Andy. What I refuse to believe

3285
02:15:50,640 --> 02:15:52,640
is when

3286
02:15:52,640 --> 02:15:54,640
the sisters fall into that hole

3287
02:15:54,640 --> 02:15:56,640
they don't check their cell phones immediately.

3288
02:15:56,640 --> 02:15:58,640
It takes them a good

3289
02:15:58,640 --> 02:16:00,640
entire eavesdrop on a

3290
02:16:00,640 --> 02:16:02,640
conversation

3291
02:16:02,640 --> 02:16:04,640
before they check their cell phone. And if I

3292
02:16:04,640 --> 02:16:06,640
know anything about kids because I am one

3293
02:16:06,640 --> 02:16:08,640
I know that cell phones are your

3294
02:16:08,640 --> 02:16:10,640
best friend. And the moment

3295
02:16:10,640 --> 02:16:12,640
any teenager is falling into

3296
02:16:12,640 --> 02:16:14,640
any hole the first thing they do is pull in their cell phone.

3297
02:16:14,640 --> 02:16:16,640
That's the first rule.

3298
02:16:16,640 --> 02:16:18,640
So...

3299
02:16:18,640 --> 02:16:20,640
And then another thing is when they go to

3300
02:16:20,640 --> 02:16:22,640
that party... I can talk now. When they go to

3301
02:16:22,640 --> 02:16:24,640
the party. When they call their friend

3302
02:16:24,640 --> 02:16:26,640
and it goes through.

3303
02:16:26,640 --> 02:16:28,640
Although it doesn't kind of all the way go through.

3304
02:16:28,640 --> 02:16:30,640
The magic allows the call to happen

3305
02:16:30,640 --> 02:16:32,640
but them going to hear it one way.

3306
02:16:32,640 --> 02:16:34,640
But here's the thing. Look at the background

3307
02:16:34,640 --> 02:16:36,640
of the party. Not only is

3308
02:16:36,640 --> 02:16:38,640
nobody on their phone, again

3309
02:16:38,640 --> 02:16:40,640
the red flag. This is not a real

3310
02:16:40,640 --> 02:16:42,640
this isn't a real universe. This is a movie.

3311
02:16:42,640 --> 02:16:44,640
This is how you know. It's not

3312
02:16:44,640 --> 02:16:46,640
realistic. It's like no teen was on

3313
02:16:46,640 --> 02:16:48,640
their phone and that nerdy kid

3314
02:16:48,640 --> 02:16:50,640
the one who kind of

3315
02:16:50,640 --> 02:16:52,640
gets made fun of in the beginning and the nerds like

3316
02:16:52,640 --> 02:16:54,640
that's classic fucking nerd or whatever.

3317
02:16:54,640 --> 02:16:56,640
He's dancing and the

3318
02:16:56,640 --> 02:16:58,640
joc is just like enjoying it. They're like having

3319
02:16:58,640 --> 02:17:00,640
a great time in the background.

3320
02:17:00,640 --> 02:17:02,640
Yeah no bullying. No more bullying you say.

3321
02:17:02,640 --> 02:17:04,640
Well he learns what bullying is.

3322
02:17:04,640 --> 02:17:06,640
You guys made fun of me. We were

3323
02:17:06,640 --> 02:17:08,640
making fun of you. You never called us to hang out.

3324
02:17:08,640 --> 02:17:10,640
You never told me that.

3325
02:17:10,640 --> 02:17:12,640
That's about as close to

3326
02:17:12,640 --> 02:17:14,640
real childhood as they can get without

3327
02:17:14,640 --> 02:17:16,640
adding bullying and

3328
02:17:16,640 --> 02:17:18,640
you know cuddling a pillow with

3329
02:17:18,640 --> 02:17:20,640
the chicks name.

3330
02:17:20,640 --> 02:17:22,640
It is kind of interesting how bullying really doesn't

3331
02:17:22,640 --> 02:17:26,640
exist in the real world.

3332
02:17:26,640 --> 02:17:28,640
Now it's just like bro down

3333
02:17:28,640 --> 02:17:30,640
all alive. It's not like when we were kids.

3334
02:17:30,640 --> 02:17:32,640
I'm saying in the real world it doesn't exist

3335
02:17:32,640 --> 02:17:34,640
like it used to. I'm going to burn

3336
02:17:34,640 --> 02:17:36,640
you and you're going to burn me. It's just keep

3337
02:17:36,640 --> 02:17:38,640
Rochambeau burning.

3338
02:17:40,640 --> 02:17:42,640
So

3339
02:17:42,640 --> 02:17:44,640
the

3340
02:17:44,640 --> 02:17:46,640
okay

3341
02:17:46,640 --> 02:17:48,640
so they do their second song

3342
02:17:48,640 --> 02:17:50,640
which is I'm going to get you get you get you get you.

3343
02:17:50,640 --> 02:17:52,640
It's a banger. They know what they're doing.

3344
02:17:52,640 --> 02:17:54,640
Bette Miller's great.

3345
02:17:54,640 --> 02:17:56,640
But I really like that they

3346
02:17:56,640 --> 02:17:58,640
the whole everyone's doing

3347
02:17:58,640 --> 02:18:00,640
the I guess the what's it called?

3348
02:18:00,640 --> 02:18:02,640
The monster man. Nope.

3349
02:18:02,640 --> 02:18:04,640
The entire

3350
02:18:04,640 --> 02:18:06,640
the entire trow does does

3351
02:18:06,640 --> 02:18:08,640
does hagg tracks down the street and I like

3352
02:18:08,640 --> 02:18:10,640
that they're following on their broom and the room

3353
02:18:10,640 --> 02:18:12,640
bow whatever and they're going too slow.

3354
02:18:12,640 --> 02:18:14,640
Why are they going so slow? I don't know. Let's split up

3355
02:18:14,640 --> 02:18:16,640
and just go fucking do this shit. I love it.

3356
02:18:16,640 --> 02:18:18,640
And the town just I like that they find the mayor.

3357
02:18:18,640 --> 02:18:20,640
They do their job but because the witches aren't there

3358
02:18:20,640 --> 02:18:22,640
to tell them what to do next they just dissipate

3359
02:18:22,640 --> 02:18:24,640
and the mayor's like I love flash mobs.

3360
02:18:24,640 --> 02:18:26,640
This is great. It doesn't get as

3361
02:18:26,640 --> 02:18:28,640
apple though. So sad.

3362
02:18:28,640 --> 02:18:30,640
I hate when oh then it's the movie.

3363
02:18:30,640 --> 02:18:32,640
We've already discussed that.

3364
02:18:32,640 --> 02:18:34,640
When they said we need to spread out

3365
02:18:34,640 --> 02:18:36,640
and Sarah Jessica Parker just starts

3366
02:18:36,640 --> 02:18:38,640
spreading out. That was hilarious.

3367
02:18:38,640 --> 02:18:40,640
I loved that.

3368
02:18:40,640 --> 02:18:42,640
How can Billy's

3369
02:18:42,640 --> 02:18:44,640
I know what you're going to say. Yeah, I know.

3370
02:18:44,640 --> 02:18:46,640
You're going to say she can spread for me anytime, weren't you?

3371
02:18:46,640 --> 02:18:48,640
That was the line that was going to come

3372
02:18:48,640 --> 02:18:50,640
out of your mouth. You pervert.

3373
02:18:52,640 --> 02:18:54,640
Got to get something to the Austin fans out there.

3374
02:18:54,640 --> 02:18:56,640
Like why didn't he say that? Oh, he went

3375
02:18:56,640 --> 02:18:58,640
oh, he was going to.

3376
02:18:58,640 --> 02:19:00,640
We knew exactly what you were thinking.

3377
02:19:00,640 --> 02:19:02,640
Here's a big red flag.

3378
02:19:02,640 --> 02:19:04,640
Billy loses his

3379
02:19:04,640 --> 02:19:06,640
head and then yells out to his body

3380
02:19:06,640 --> 02:19:08,640
listen for my voice.

3381
02:19:08,640 --> 02:19:10,640
Where are the ears, Billy?

3382
02:19:10,640 --> 02:19:12,640
Where are your body's ears? Did you

3383
02:19:12,640 --> 02:19:14,640
take your ears off and put one on the asshole?

3384
02:19:14,640 --> 02:19:16,640
And how did you force air through your mouth

3385
02:19:16,640 --> 02:19:18,640
if you had no luck? That's true.

3386
02:19:18,640 --> 02:19:20,640
I like it when he knocks his head off. He's like

3387
02:19:20,640 --> 02:19:22,640
look, hear me out for a second.

3388
02:19:22,640 --> 02:19:24,640
Bop! And just pops his head off.

3389
02:19:24,640 --> 02:19:26,640
The black

3390
02:19:26,640 --> 02:19:28,640
dude who plays

3391
02:19:28,640 --> 02:19:30,640
Roderick

3392
02:19:30,640 --> 02:19:32,640
Roderick Rodney

3393
02:19:32,640 --> 02:19:34,640
I don't know. He's so great. It's also racist.

3394
02:19:34,640 --> 02:19:36,640
He's so great in this. He's also

3395
02:19:36,640 --> 02:19:38,640
in

3396
02:19:38,640 --> 02:19:40,640
what else is he in? He's not the one

3397
02:19:40,640 --> 02:19:42,640
from Get Out.

3398
02:19:42,640 --> 02:19:44,640
That's

3399
02:19:44,640 --> 02:19:46,640
another dude.

3400
02:19:46,640 --> 02:19:48,640
They

3401
02:19:48,640 --> 02:19:50,640
played similar roles in a movie. I can't remember.

3402
02:19:50,640 --> 02:19:52,640
But he's great.

3403
02:19:52,640 --> 02:19:54,640
And then

3404
02:19:54,640 --> 02:19:56,640
the

3405
02:19:56,640 --> 02:19:58,640
Roombas

3406
02:19:58,640 --> 02:20:00,640
do not, Roombas I repeat

3407
02:20:00,640 --> 02:20:02,640
do not chase dirt.

3408
02:20:02,640 --> 02:20:04,640
They wouldn't go in a circle.

3409
02:20:04,640 --> 02:20:06,640
They go on pre-directed patterns

3410
02:20:06,640 --> 02:20:08,640
across rooms. They bump into things

3411
02:20:08,640 --> 02:20:10,640
then they redirect. It's a random pattern actually.

3412
02:20:10,640 --> 02:20:12,640
Yeah. So

3413
02:20:12,640 --> 02:20:14,640
it wouldn't identify

3414
02:20:14,640 --> 02:20:16,640
the salt from a mile

3415
02:20:16,640 --> 02:20:18,640
away. It doesn't identify anything.

3416
02:20:18,640 --> 02:20:20,640
Go find it and then start going in a

3417
02:20:20,640 --> 02:20:22,640
circular pattern around. That was some

3418
02:20:22,640 --> 02:20:24,640
Disney bullshit right there.

3419
02:20:24,640 --> 02:20:26,640
Right before

3420
02:20:26,640 --> 02:20:28,640
the final incantation, the

3421
02:20:28,640 --> 02:20:30,640
sisters stop to say, oh yeah

3422
02:20:30,640 --> 02:20:32,640
we have to do this incantation seven

3423
02:20:32,640 --> 02:20:34,640
times. Mythic and magic.

3424
02:20:34,640 --> 02:20:36,640
Right? They have to do it seven

3425
02:20:36,640 --> 02:20:38,640
times. After

3426
02:20:38,640 --> 02:20:40,640
their sixth incarnation

3427
02:20:40,640 --> 02:20:42,640
they stop to go

3428
02:20:42,640 --> 02:20:44,640
like, alright

3429
02:20:44,640 --> 02:20:46,640
it's the final incantation.

3430
02:20:46,640 --> 02:20:48,640
We've got the sisters, right? Wouldn't that

3431
02:20:48,640 --> 02:20:50,640
get fucked up? Wouldn't stopping

3432
02:20:50,640 --> 02:20:52,640
and saying anything else reset

3433
02:20:52,640 --> 02:20:54,640
the amount of incantation? In the Marvel

3434
02:20:54,640 --> 02:20:56,640
universe like the Spider-Man

3435
02:20:56,640 --> 02:20:58,640
No Way Home. Yeah.

3436
02:20:58,640 --> 02:21:00,640
Doctor Strange, he got

3437
02:21:00,640 --> 02:21:02,640
fucked up because of that. But it's once again

3438
02:21:02,640 --> 02:21:04,640
it's back to the realism stuff in a movie.

3439
02:21:04,640 --> 02:21:06,640
And it's like the Roomba you were talking about.

3440
02:21:06,640 --> 02:21:08,640
Have you ever had a Roomba?

3441
02:21:08,640 --> 02:21:10,640
They're the biggest piece. How did

3442
02:21:10,640 --> 02:21:12,640
anything that's that big a piece of shit

3443
02:21:12,640 --> 02:21:14,640
become as popular as

3444
02:21:14,640 --> 02:21:16,640
that? My mom's on her fourth

3445
02:21:16,640 --> 02:21:18,640
fucking Roomba. They don't fucking

3446
02:21:18,640 --> 02:21:20,640
work. They cost $1200 now.

3447
02:21:20,640 --> 02:21:22,640
They cost like $1000 and do nothing.

3448
02:21:22,640 --> 02:21:24,640
They work for two weeks and then

3449
02:21:24,640 --> 02:21:26,640
they quit. When they're working

3450
02:21:26,640 --> 02:21:28,640
do they vacuum? No.

3451
02:21:28,640 --> 02:21:30,640
Well they vacuum the little tiny

3452
02:21:30,640 --> 02:21:32,640
piece about this, about what? Three

3453
02:21:32,640 --> 02:21:34,640
inches wide of an area they

3454
02:21:34,640 --> 02:21:36,640
go through. So if you could get one

3455
02:21:36,640 --> 02:21:38,640
to work for about six months it might

3456
02:21:38,640 --> 02:21:40,640
vacuum your full. And if you have pets

3457
02:21:40,640 --> 02:21:42,640
if you have dogs that shit, fucking forget

3458
02:21:42,640 --> 02:21:44,640
about it. It's done like the first day.

3459
02:21:44,640 --> 02:21:46,640
My dad had the combo. They're the biggest piece of shit

3460
02:21:46,640 --> 02:21:48,640
ever. He had the iRobot and he also

3461
02:21:48,640 --> 02:21:50,640
had the magic. He had the scuba.

3462
02:21:50,640 --> 02:21:52,640
Them selling them fuckers.

3463
02:21:52,640 --> 02:21:54,640
See that again? I said the magic

3464
02:21:54,640 --> 02:21:56,640
is them selling them fuckers because they don't work.

3465
02:21:56,640 --> 02:21:58,640
Wow, yeah. That sounds like a

3466
02:21:58,640 --> 02:22:00,640
Rupa. I've never had a Rupa. No.

3467
02:22:00,640 --> 02:22:02,640
I don't know how they sell thousands and thousands

3468
02:22:02,640 --> 02:22:04,640
of millions of Roombas. That's

3469
02:22:04,640 --> 02:22:06,640
insane.

3470
02:22:06,640 --> 02:22:08,640
Super sad sweet little

3471
02:22:08,640 --> 02:22:10,640
ending with the

3472
02:22:10,640 --> 02:22:12,640
sisters took away what mattered to her

3473
02:22:12,640 --> 02:22:14,640
the most. I was like that's actually pretty

3474
02:22:14,640 --> 02:22:16,640
sweet. I like that.

3475
02:22:16,640 --> 02:22:18,640
And then I like

3476
02:22:18,640 --> 02:22:20,640
a movie where everyone is having fun

3477
02:22:20,640 --> 02:22:22,640
and you can tell that this is that movie.

3478
02:22:22,640 --> 02:22:24,640
They've all said in interviews it was their favorite movie.

3479
02:22:24,640 --> 02:22:26,640
Five minutes in my

3480
02:22:26,640 --> 02:22:28,640
friend calls me and he's like what are you doing? Are we going to play Ark?

3481
02:22:28,640 --> 02:22:30,640
And I'm like I don't know I gotta watch this movie

3482
02:22:30,640 --> 02:22:32,640
for the podcast. And he's like what is it?

3483
02:22:32,640 --> 02:22:34,640
Hocus Pocus 2? And I'm like

3484
02:22:34,640 --> 02:22:36,640
yeah, they're trying

3485
02:22:36,640 --> 02:22:38,640
to humanize the villains and

3486
02:22:38,640 --> 02:22:40,640
this witch in 1653

3487
02:22:40,640 --> 02:22:42,640
has dermal so I don't know how it's going to go

3488
02:22:42,640 --> 02:22:44,640
buddy. And then I hung

3489
02:22:44,640 --> 02:22:46,640
up and then I saw the girl with blue hair.

3490
02:22:46,640 --> 02:22:48,640
And then I saw them talk about

3491
02:22:48,640 --> 02:22:50,640
the patriarchy and I was like oh well.

3492
02:22:50,640 --> 02:22:52,640
Yeah.

3493
02:22:52,640 --> 02:22:54,640
I wish I watched Violent Night last.

3494
02:22:54,640 --> 02:22:56,640
I'll tell you this though.

3495
02:22:56,640 --> 02:22:58,640
It's not

3496
02:22:58,640 --> 02:23:00,640
I guess that far off the mark

3497
02:23:00,640 --> 02:23:02,640
to mention the patriarchy when you're talking

3498
02:23:02,640 --> 02:23:04,640
about witches from the

3499
02:23:04,640 --> 02:23:06,640
witch burning era of Salem.

3500
02:23:06,640 --> 02:23:08,640
That was entirely a patriarchy. I think

3501
02:23:08,640 --> 02:23:10,640
the pastor made perfect like

3502
02:23:10,640 --> 02:23:12,640
oh I always thought you know da da da da da.

3503
02:23:12,640 --> 02:23:14,640
Something about witches

3504
02:23:14,640 --> 02:23:16,640
I forget what the question was

3505
02:23:16,640 --> 02:23:18,640
but it sound it I remember

3506
02:23:18,640 --> 02:23:20,640
it sounding like that's why I scoffed

3507
02:23:20,640 --> 02:23:22,640
and they're like oh they're just the fucking patriarchy

3508
02:23:22,640 --> 02:23:24,640
da da da da.

3509
02:23:24,640 --> 02:23:26,640
But I mean

3510
02:23:26,640 --> 02:23:28,640
everything after that was fine. It was because of

3511
02:23:28,640 --> 02:23:30,640
patriarchal bullshit that the

3512
02:23:30,640 --> 02:23:32,640
Salem witch trials happened. Happened at all.

3513
02:23:32,640 --> 02:23:34,640
You think if the women had any say back then

3514
02:23:34,640 --> 02:23:36,640
they wouldn't be allowing women to be targeted

3515
02:23:36,640 --> 02:23:38,640
and fucking burn at the stake and shit.

3516
02:23:38,640 --> 02:23:40,640
They wouldn't be listening to their fucking

3517
02:23:40,640 --> 02:23:42,640
I think you're missing the point that Andy

3518
02:23:42,640 --> 02:23:44,640
wishes we lived. You both kind of

3519
02:23:44,640 --> 02:23:46,640
wished we lived in that time.

3520
02:23:46,640 --> 02:23:48,640
Not you.

3521
02:23:48,640 --> 02:23:50,640
Fuck no do I want to live in that time.

3522
02:23:50,640 --> 02:23:52,640
I don't want to live in that time.

3523
02:23:52,640 --> 02:23:54,640
Is SJP there?

3524
02:23:54,640 --> 02:23:56,640
Okay would you be willing to live in a time

3525
02:23:56,640 --> 02:23:58,640
where you have to shit outside?

3526
02:23:58,640 --> 02:24:00,640
Fuck yeah like one of God's boys? Hell yeah.

3527
02:24:00,640 --> 02:24:02,640
You want to be a God boy. Be a God boy.

3528
02:24:02,640 --> 02:24:04,640
You get Sarah Jessica Parker

3529
02:24:04,640 --> 02:24:06,640
from 93 Hocus Pocus. A shit outside

3530
02:24:06,640 --> 02:24:08,640
and fuck

3531
02:24:08,640 --> 02:24:10,640
Sarah Jessica Parker.

3532
02:24:10,640 --> 02:24:12,640
Yeah. Cool.

3533
02:24:12,640 --> 02:24:14,640
I don't have to do this fucking podcasting.

3534
02:24:14,640 --> 02:24:16,640
Post credit music video.

3535
02:24:16,640 --> 02:24:18,640
Hated it.

3536
02:24:18,640 --> 02:24:20,640
Why?

3537
02:24:20,640 --> 02:24:22,640
Of them singing? Yeah why do you hate them?

3538
02:24:22,640 --> 02:24:24,640
Oh because of the

3539
02:24:24,640 --> 02:24:26,640
I didn't make the connection that this was a sequel

3540
02:24:26,640 --> 02:24:28,640
in universe sequel to the original movie.

3541
02:24:28,640 --> 02:24:30,640
I thought this was trying to be an actual

3542
02:24:30,640 --> 02:24:32,640
sequel to the original Hocus Pocus.

3543
02:24:32,640 --> 02:24:34,640
I didn't know this was a meta.

3544
02:24:34,640 --> 02:24:36,640
I was upset not to see the original Three Kids.

3545
02:24:36,640 --> 02:24:38,640
I didn't have anything wrong with the new

3546
02:24:38,640 --> 02:24:40,640
I get it it's a new movie it's a new set of kids

3547
02:24:40,640 --> 02:24:42,640
30 years later whatever cool cool cool.

3548
02:24:42,640 --> 02:24:44,640
It could have had something with them.

3549
02:24:44,640 --> 02:24:46,640
I mean is it the same guy who played Billy?

3550
02:24:46,640 --> 02:24:48,640
It could have been their kids.

3551
02:24:48,640 --> 02:24:50,640
It could have been their kids.

3552
02:24:50,640 --> 02:24:52,640
It could have been their kids it would have been perfect.

3553
02:24:52,640 --> 02:24:54,640
Someone could have died if they didn't want to do the movie.

3554
02:24:54,640 --> 02:24:56,640
None of that matters

3555
02:24:56,640 --> 02:24:58,640
because

3556
02:24:58,640 --> 02:25:00,640
we already know that the actor

3557
02:25:00,640 --> 02:25:02,640
Max and Hocus Pocus did not

3558
02:25:02,640 --> 02:25:04,640
go on to do anything.

3559
02:25:04,640 --> 02:25:06,640
So that would be not canon

3560
02:25:06,640 --> 02:25:08,640
to what they're trying to establish

3561
02:25:08,640 --> 02:25:10,640
as real life.

3562
02:25:10,640 --> 02:25:12,640
Here's the thing Hocus Pocus exists as a movie

3563
02:25:12,640 --> 02:25:14,640
in the movie we just watched Hocus Pocus 2.

3564
02:25:14,640 --> 02:25:16,640
But you're making all that up Andy.

3565
02:25:16,640 --> 02:25:18,640
We don't know that that was their intention.

3566
02:25:18,640 --> 02:25:20,640
I only have the facts in front of me.

3567
02:25:20,640 --> 02:25:22,640
And the facts in front of me point out

3568
02:25:22,640 --> 02:25:24,640
that the movie we watched

3569
02:25:24,640 --> 02:25:26,640
Hocus Pocus 2

3570
02:25:26,640 --> 02:25:28,640
shouldn't be called Hocus Pocus 2.

3571
02:25:28,640 --> 02:25:30,640
It shouldn't be called

3572
02:25:30,640 --> 02:25:32,640
Hocus Pocus Reimagining

3573
02:25:32,640 --> 02:25:34,640
or Reboot or

3574
02:25:34,640 --> 02:25:36,640
something.

3575
02:25:36,640 --> 02:25:38,640
But it's a fourth wall breaking meta

3576
02:25:38,640 --> 02:25:40,640
experiment from Disney to see

3577
02:25:40,640 --> 02:25:42,640
can you take something

3578
02:25:42,640 --> 02:25:44,640
nostalgic and then just make a movie

3579
02:25:44,640 --> 02:25:46,640
that doesn't even matter.

3580
02:25:46,640 --> 02:25:48,640
I'm losing my fucking thread.

3581
02:25:48,640 --> 02:25:50,640
Post credit scene there's a candle

3582
02:25:50,640 --> 02:25:52,640
that says BF number 2.

3583
02:25:52,640 --> 02:25:54,640
What does the BF stand for?

3584
02:25:54,640 --> 02:25:56,640
I don't understand that.

3585
02:25:56,640 --> 02:25:58,640
It's like it had a very specific

3586
02:25:58,640 --> 02:26:00,640
literally the cat. Boyfriend?

3587
02:26:00,640 --> 02:26:02,640
Boyfriend?

3588
02:26:02,640 --> 02:26:04,640
Is the cat, what does it say?

3589
02:26:04,640 --> 02:26:06,640
Well no no no the cobweb the cat

3590
02:26:06,640 --> 02:26:08,640
he comes in and he

3591
02:26:08,640 --> 02:26:10,640
goes straight up to another candle

3592
02:26:10,640 --> 02:26:12,640
which I don't know. Oh Black Flame candle.

3593
02:26:12,640 --> 02:26:14,640
Black Flame yeah.

3594
02:26:14,640 --> 02:26:16,640
Wait 300 years to extinguish Black Flame.

3595
02:26:16,640 --> 02:26:18,640
That's right. Black Flame number 2

3596
02:26:18,640 --> 02:26:20,640
is what it says. So it is a hint

3597
02:26:20,640 --> 02:26:22,640
to a third one. We'll see what Hocus

3598
02:26:22,640 --> 02:26:24,640
Pocus 3 is.

3599
02:26:24,640 --> 02:26:26,640
I gave this movie

3600
02:26:26,640 --> 02:26:28,640
a C.

3601
02:26:28,640 --> 02:26:30,640
Like a solid C because

3602
02:26:30,640 --> 02:26:32,640
it's not often

3603
02:26:32,640 --> 02:26:34,640
you see a sequel

3604
02:26:34,640 --> 02:26:36,640
and then I'll just throw

3605
02:26:36,640 --> 02:26:38,640
just for funs I'll stop

3606
02:26:38,640 --> 02:26:40,640
looking at it at face value for what

3607
02:26:40,640 --> 02:26:42,640
it actually meta experimented is.

3608
02:26:42,640 --> 02:26:44,640
And I'll look at it for what a lot of people

3609
02:26:44,640 --> 02:26:46,640
perceive it is as a sequel

3610
02:26:46,640 --> 02:26:48,640
to the movie Hocus Pocus. Those idiots.

3611
02:26:48,640 --> 02:26:50,640
From that perspective

3612
02:26:50,640 --> 02:26:52,640
I give it a C because

3613
02:26:52,640 --> 02:26:54,640
it's a fun ass fucking movie

3614
02:26:54,640 --> 02:26:56,640
if you like the first one you'll like this one.

3615
02:26:56,640 --> 02:26:58,640
And then lastly just before I continue

3616
02:26:58,640 --> 02:27:00,640
so sorry. Lastly before

3617
02:27:00,640 --> 02:27:02,640
I continue.

3618
02:27:02,640 --> 02:27:04,640
This is just a small thing.

3619
02:27:04,640 --> 02:27:06,640
When this movie came out in 2022

3620
02:27:06,640 --> 02:27:08,640
I threw a Hocus Pocus

3621
02:27:08,640 --> 02:27:10,640
like a little get together at my house.

3622
02:27:10,640 --> 02:27:12,640
And I made me

3623
02:27:12,640 --> 02:27:14,640
invite like 5 or 6 people over.

3624
02:27:14,640 --> 02:27:16,640
But I had like little snacks and stuff and I got ready

3625
02:27:16,640 --> 02:27:18,640
and as I was getting this

3626
02:27:18,640 --> 02:27:20,640
I was like trying to get this like punch

3627
02:27:20,640 --> 02:27:22,640
like you know Sorbet punch you know

3628
02:27:22,640 --> 02:27:24,640
thought that would be fun. And as I'm at

3629
02:27:24,640 --> 02:27:26,640
Walmart

3630
02:27:26,640 --> 02:27:28,640
and I'm looking for Sorbet

3631
02:27:28,640 --> 02:27:30,640
specific kind there's a lady standing

3632
02:27:30,640 --> 02:27:32,640
next to me. We're both looking at the

3633
02:27:32,640 --> 02:27:34,640
same section for probably

3634
02:27:34,640 --> 02:27:36,640
a good couple minutes to the point where we had to

3635
02:27:36,640 --> 02:27:38,640
acknowledge that we were next to each other.

3636
02:27:38,640 --> 02:27:40,640
And I was like oh

3637
02:27:40,640 --> 02:27:42,640
I'm looking for pineapple

3638
02:27:42,640 --> 02:27:44,640
Sorbet. It's like so am I. I was like oh

3639
02:27:44,640 --> 02:27:46,640
I'm making a punch for a party. So am I.

3640
02:27:46,640 --> 02:27:48,640
I'm like

3641
02:27:48,640 --> 02:27:50,640
I'm looking for Hocus Pocus too. And she's like

3642
02:27:50,640 --> 02:27:52,640
so am I. And so I met

3643
02:27:52,640 --> 02:27:54,640
some random lady with the same

3644
02:27:54,640 --> 02:27:56,640
recipe. So I

3645
02:27:56,640 --> 02:27:58,640
also am a middle aged woman

3646
02:27:58,640 --> 02:28:00,640
who enjoys Hocus Pocus.

3647
02:28:00,640 --> 02:28:02,640
I felt real lame after that. It kind of

3648
02:28:02,640 --> 02:28:04,640
took some of the caramel

3649
02:28:04,640 --> 02:28:06,640
from my caramel. Some of the Art I Cool

3650
02:28:06,640 --> 02:28:08,640
out of it. Yeah. Yeah but it was still

3651
02:28:08,640 --> 02:28:10,640
fun and then at the same

3652
02:28:10,640 --> 02:28:12,640
time I realized that I invited over a bunch of people

3653
02:28:12,640 --> 02:28:14,640
to drink and watch Hocus Pocus and there's better

3654
02:28:14,640 --> 02:28:16,640
Halloween movies that we could have watched as a bunch of

3655
02:28:16,640 --> 02:28:18,640
different people. So I'm not going to

3656
02:28:18,640 --> 02:28:20,640
get into the details. I'm going to

3657
02:28:20,640 --> 02:28:22,640
just say that I'm going to give you

3658
02:28:22,640 --> 02:28:24,640
a couple of points of feedback on the

3659
02:28:24,640 --> 02:28:26,640
results. Still I give this

3660
02:28:26,640 --> 02:28:28,640
resounding C. They did a great job.

3661
02:28:28,640 --> 02:28:30,640
I hope there's a third. We will definitely

3662
02:28:30,640 --> 02:28:32,640
review it when it comes out.

3663
02:28:32,640 --> 02:28:34,640
I gave it a C minus

3664
02:28:34,640 --> 02:28:36,640
C for sequel or

3665
02:28:36,640 --> 02:28:38,640
you know

3666
02:28:38,640 --> 02:28:40,640
three flat chests

3667
02:28:40,640 --> 02:28:42,640
as JP. Yeah.

3668
02:28:42,640 --> 02:28:44,640
I gave it a

3669
02:28:44,640 --> 02:28:46,640
C. Basically it's just not

3670
02:28:46,640 --> 02:28:48,640
as good as the third.

3671
02:28:48,640 --> 02:28:50,640
So we're looking at a

3672
02:28:50,640 --> 02:28:52,640
C minus.

3673
02:28:52,640 --> 02:28:54,640
Are we going to do a whole fucking math?

3674
02:28:54,640 --> 02:28:56,640
No. A C, a C minus and a D.

3675
02:28:56,640 --> 02:28:58,640
It's either a D plus or a C minus.

3676
02:28:58,640 --> 02:29:00,640
I don't want to give Hocus Pocus

3677
02:29:00,640 --> 02:29:02,640
a C. I feel like a C minus.

3678
02:29:02,640 --> 02:29:04,640
Yeah that's pretty accurate.

3679
02:29:04,640 --> 02:29:06,640
So. Alright.

3680
02:29:08,640 --> 02:29:10,640
Now we do our final segment. I'm so

3681
02:29:10,640 --> 02:29:12,640
sorry. It's the longest episode I think so far.

3682
02:29:12,640 --> 02:29:14,640
But it's time

3683
02:29:14,640 --> 02:29:16,640
for recreational

3684
02:29:16,640 --> 02:29:18,640
recommendation.

3685
02:29:38,640 --> 02:29:40,640
I'll go first. Funko Fusion.

3686
02:29:40,640 --> 02:29:42,640
Funko Fusion. Brendan brought it up earlier.

3687
02:29:42,640 --> 02:29:44,640
Super fun game. If you like the Lego

3688
02:29:44,640 --> 02:29:46,640
games. This is I think a better version

3689
02:29:46,640 --> 02:29:48,640
of those. I thought those were a little pretty

3690
02:29:48,640 --> 02:29:50,640
repetitive. Although get yourself

3691
02:29:50,640 --> 02:29:52,640
the Skywalker Saga for Lego.

3692
02:29:52,640 --> 02:29:54,640
If you really like Star Wars. It's one of the best

3693
02:29:54,640 --> 02:29:56,640
Star Wars games out there as far as

3694
02:29:56,640 --> 02:29:58,640
fun goes. But

3695
02:29:58,640 --> 02:30:00,640
Funko Fusion covers so many

3696
02:30:00,640 --> 02:30:02,640
unexpected properties

3697
02:30:02,640 --> 02:30:04,640
that you won't. It's like Scott Pilgrim

3698
02:30:04,640 --> 02:30:06,640
versus the world. The thing.

3699
02:30:06,640 --> 02:30:08,640
We've reviewed that movie and

3700
02:30:08,640 --> 02:30:10,640
I know. And I

3701
02:30:10,640 --> 02:30:12,640
did a deep dive. It was fun looking at all the

3702
02:30:12,640 --> 02:30:14,640
Easter eggs that they put into it.

3703
02:30:14,640 --> 02:30:16,640
You have hot

3704
02:30:16,640 --> 02:30:18,640
buds is a property that you can run around

3705
02:30:18,640 --> 02:30:20,640
in. You can run around in He-Man. Masters of

3706
02:30:20,640 --> 02:30:22,640
the Universe. Things that you haven't seen video games

3707
02:30:22,640 --> 02:30:24,640
for either ever or in a very

3708
02:30:24,640 --> 02:30:26,640
long time.

3709
02:30:26,640 --> 02:30:28,640
There's fucking

3710
02:30:28,640 --> 02:30:30,640
Nope by Jordan Peele.

3711
02:30:30,640 --> 02:30:32,640
Is going to be

3712
02:30:32,640 --> 02:30:34,640
one of the is one of the cameo

3713
02:30:34,640 --> 02:30:36,640
characters. I haven't unlocked it. Super exciting.

3714
02:30:36,640 --> 02:30:38,640
So that is my recommendation.

3715
02:30:38,640 --> 02:30:40,640
Austin. I'm just going to recommend

3716
02:30:40,640 --> 02:30:42,640
our next Mohawk comedy

3717
02:30:42,640 --> 02:30:44,640
show. Okay. It's

3718
02:30:44,640 --> 02:30:46,640
going to be in Lake Havasu City

3719
02:30:46,640 --> 02:30:48,640
at Romano's also known as the Havasu

3720
02:30:48,640 --> 02:30:50,640
Concert Lounge. It's our Laughs Against

3721
02:30:50,640 --> 02:30:52,640
Lymphoma show.

3722
02:30:52,640 --> 02:30:54,640
One of the owners, a child in their family

3723
02:30:54,640 --> 02:30:56,640
has lymphoma. So it's like a fund raising

3724
02:30:56,640 --> 02:30:58,640
benefit to help them with all

3725
02:30:58,640 --> 02:31:00,640
their costs and stuff. So you

3726
02:31:00,640 --> 02:31:02,640
can hear us tell some really

3727
02:31:02,640 --> 02:31:04,640
messed up jokes. But it's actually for a good cause.

3728
02:31:04,640 --> 02:31:06,640
So actually anyone who has problems

3729
02:31:06,640 --> 02:31:08,640
with us being dirty, you can

3730
02:31:08,640 --> 02:31:10,640
get fucked because we're actually

3731
02:31:10,640 --> 02:31:12,640
using it for good and we're helping a little

3732
02:31:12,640 --> 02:31:14,640
sick kid. We're curing cancer

3733
02:31:14,640 --> 02:31:16,640
motherfuckers. Give us the date and time. What the fuck are you doing

3734
02:31:16,640 --> 02:31:18,640
with complaining about oh it's

3735
02:31:18,640 --> 02:31:20,640
so dirty. What are you doing? You're not helping

3736
02:31:20,640 --> 02:31:22,640
cure lymphoma. Yeah. Date and time.

3737
02:31:22,640 --> 02:31:24,640
Date and time.

3738
02:31:24,640 --> 02:31:26,640
You just told them where it's at. Yeah. October

3739
02:31:26,640 --> 02:31:28,640
18th at 10pm. What

3740
02:31:28,640 --> 02:31:30,640
day of the week?

3741
02:31:30,640 --> 02:31:32,640
That is a Friday. At 10pm?

3742
02:31:32,640 --> 02:31:34,640
Yeah. October 18th. I will be

3743
02:31:34,640 --> 02:31:36,640
one of the comedians. It's a free show.

3744
02:31:36,640 --> 02:31:38,640
Donations are accepted. You just donate whatever

3745
02:31:38,640 --> 02:31:40,640
the fuck you want. We're curing cancer bitches.

3746
02:31:40,640 --> 02:31:42,640
Mike? I'm

3747
02:31:42,640 --> 02:31:44,640
going to recommend a book

3748
02:31:44,640 --> 02:31:46,640
I'm reading now. You'll be hearing more

3749
02:31:46,640 --> 02:31:48,640
about soon because we'll do it at the Wednesday Night

3750
02:31:48,640 --> 02:31:50,640
Book Club I'm sure. Stinger

3751
02:31:50,640 --> 02:31:52,640
by Robert McCammond.

3752
02:31:52,640 --> 02:31:54,640
McCammond. Robert R. McCammond.

3753
02:31:54,640 --> 02:31:56,640
Yes. And

3754
02:31:56,640 --> 02:31:58,640
so far great book. I'm about

3755
02:31:58,640 --> 02:32:00,640
30% in. Can you give us

3756
02:32:00,640 --> 02:32:02,640
like what do you read if you see it on the back

3757
02:32:02,640 --> 02:32:04,640
of the book? I would say

3758
02:32:04,640 --> 02:32:06,640
I'll let Andy do that because Andy's read it before.

3759
02:32:06,640 --> 02:32:08,640
He's rereading. I just finished

3760
02:32:08,640 --> 02:32:10,640
a couple days ago.

3761
02:32:10,640 --> 02:32:12,640
I would say

3762
02:32:12,640 --> 02:32:14,640
it is

3763
02:32:14,640 --> 02:32:16,640
aliens

3764
02:32:18,640 --> 02:32:20,640
in a small Texas

3765
02:32:20,640 --> 02:32:22,640
town that's on the

3766
02:32:22,640 --> 02:32:24,640
edge of, well it's a

3767
02:32:24,640 --> 02:32:26,640
Texas town. It's going away. It's a Texas

3768
02:32:26,640 --> 02:32:28,640
town where the mine is, the mine is

3769
02:32:28,640 --> 02:32:30,640
dried up, the high school's closing

3770
02:32:30,640 --> 02:32:32,640
for good, everyone's moving out.

3771
02:32:32,640 --> 02:32:34,640
And right at this kind of like last

3772
02:32:34,640 --> 02:32:36,640
last gasp of town

3773
02:32:36,640 --> 02:32:38,640
life before it all kind of moves out,

3774
02:32:38,640 --> 02:32:40,640
moves on. It becomes sort of a ghost town.

3775
02:32:40,640 --> 02:32:42,640
This is modernish day, like 80s.

3776
02:32:42,640 --> 02:32:44,640
They get an unexpected

3777
02:32:44,640 --> 02:32:46,640
visitor in the form of an alien.

3778
02:32:46,640 --> 02:32:48,640
And it gets

3779
02:32:48,640 --> 02:32:50,640
it's my, so as much

3780
02:32:50,640 --> 02:32:52,640
as I love Stephen King,

3781
02:32:52,640 --> 02:32:54,640
Robert R. McCammond is my favorite author.

3782
02:32:54,640 --> 02:32:56,640
Because

3783
02:32:56,640 --> 02:32:58,640
only because every book I've read

3784
02:32:58,640 --> 02:33:00,640
by him has become

3785
02:33:00,640 --> 02:33:02,640
one of my favorite books.

3786
02:33:02,640 --> 02:33:04,640
So Stinger,

3787
02:33:04,640 --> 02:33:06,640
which we're going to get a show out of called

3788
02:33:06,640 --> 02:33:08,640
Teacup soon. Teacup, which is the horse's name in the book.

3789
02:33:08,640 --> 02:33:10,640
No, Sweet Pea is the horse's name.

3790
02:33:10,640 --> 02:33:12,640
And that's why I thought the new show coming

3791
02:33:12,640 --> 02:33:14,640
out called Sweet Pea was

3792
02:33:14,640 --> 02:33:16,640
the show based on the thing, but it's

3793
02:33:16,640 --> 02:33:18,640
Teacup. That threw me the fuck off.

3794
02:33:18,640 --> 02:33:20,640
But it's called Teacup. It's coming

3795
02:33:20,640 --> 02:33:22,640
out soon. It's phenomenal.

3796
02:33:22,640 --> 02:33:24,640
I highly recommend it. And you

3797
02:33:24,640 --> 02:33:26,640
guys, and viewers,

3798
02:33:26,640 --> 02:33:28,640
listeners can stay tuned.

3799
02:33:28,640 --> 02:33:30,640
Well, not stay tuned right now, but

3800
02:33:30,640 --> 02:33:32,640
join us on Wednesday.

3801
02:33:32,640 --> 02:33:34,640
Watch another episode.

3802
02:33:34,640 --> 02:33:36,640
Be excited for all the episodes

3803
02:33:36,640 --> 02:33:38,640
we announced that haven't been released yet.

3804
02:33:38,640 --> 02:33:40,640
About six of them. We got a bunch of Halloween episodes

3805
02:33:40,640 --> 02:33:42,640
coming up. 17 nights of Halloween.

3806
02:33:42,640 --> 02:33:44,640
The rest of the month is going to be Halloween

3807
02:33:44,640 --> 02:33:46,640
themed kind of movies.

3808
02:33:46,640 --> 02:33:48,640
And you can check out

3809
02:33:48,640 --> 02:33:50,640
Wednesday Night Book Club. Should be coming out in a couple

3810
02:33:50,640 --> 02:33:52,640
weeks. About Stinger. Mike and I are going to be

3811
02:33:52,640 --> 02:33:54,640
talking about that one. Also,

3812
02:33:54,640 --> 02:33:56,640
very soon. I know we've been talking

3813
02:33:56,640 --> 02:33:58,640
about the rehash for a while.

3814
02:33:58,640 --> 02:34:00,640
It hasn't manifested, but I promise you

3815
02:34:00,640 --> 02:34:02,640
it's not that we haven't been recording, haven't

3816
02:34:02,640 --> 02:34:04,640
edited them yet. They will be coming

3817
02:34:04,640 --> 02:34:06,640
out. We're so far ahead of schedule

3818
02:34:06,640 --> 02:34:08,640
that once it starts we will get a non-ending

3819
02:34:08,640 --> 02:34:10,640
stream. They will not end. So,

3820
02:34:10,640 --> 02:34:12,640
we're covering Smallville.

3821
02:34:12,640 --> 02:34:14,640
Six Feet Under. We're covering

3822
02:34:14,640 --> 02:34:16,640
Game of Thrones. And the newest

3823
02:34:16,640 --> 02:34:18,640
edition is going to be Wilfred. So,

3824
02:34:18,640 --> 02:34:20,640
I'm excited for that one. I am too.

3825
02:34:20,640 --> 02:34:22,640
I've watched a few episodes. Wilfred's great.

3826
02:34:22,640 --> 02:34:24,640
It seems like a fun... And that's one that I have

3827
02:34:24,640 --> 02:34:26,640
not seen. And that Zach has

3828
02:34:26,640 --> 02:34:28,640
seen. So, it's going to be Zach.

3829
02:34:28,640 --> 02:34:30,640
Each of the

3830
02:34:30,640 --> 02:34:32,640
core hosts and

3831
02:34:32,640 --> 02:34:34,640
myself, each one of us, why one of us

3832
02:34:34,640 --> 02:34:36,640
has seen something and the other one hasn't.

3833
02:34:36,640 --> 02:34:38,640
And so, it's a lot of fun.

3834
02:34:38,640 --> 02:34:40,640
Especially if you've seen the show, I

3835
02:34:40,640 --> 02:34:42,640
highly recommend it. If you've seen

3836
02:34:42,640 --> 02:34:44,640
all of Game of Thrones,

3837
02:34:44,640 --> 02:34:46,640
listen to us talk about it. It's kind of like

3838
02:34:46,640 --> 02:34:48,640
rewatching it in your head with some

3839
02:34:48,640 --> 02:34:50,640
additional commentary.

3840
02:34:50,640 --> 02:34:52,640
If you haven't seen the show, pick something

3841
02:34:52,640 --> 02:34:54,640
like Smallville. Something that maybe you wouldn't

3842
02:34:54,640 --> 02:34:56,640
watch because

3843
02:34:56,640 --> 02:34:58,640
you can't watch ten seasons of

3844
02:34:58,640 --> 02:35:00,640
something. Maybe you just want to listen to someone talk about it

3845
02:35:00,640 --> 02:35:02,640
while driving around. It's a lot of fun.

3846
02:35:02,640 --> 02:35:04,640
And then Six Feet Under if you're just feeling

3847
02:35:04,640 --> 02:35:06,640
depressed.

3848
02:35:06,640 --> 02:35:08,640
Because Austin picked the saddest fucking

3849
02:35:08,640 --> 02:35:10,640
show on earth. Dude, it's a great show.

3850
02:35:10,640 --> 02:35:12,640
I love that show. So, anyway, thanks for

3851
02:35:12,640 --> 02:35:14,640
joining us for the, I think,

3852
02:35:14,640 --> 02:35:16,640
the longest episode, maybe the longest

3853
02:35:16,640 --> 02:35:18,640
episode of Friday Rush Podcast. And it was

3854
02:35:18,640 --> 02:35:20,640
of course, I like how our discussion this

3855
02:35:20,640 --> 02:35:22,640
week was about shortening these up.

3856
02:35:22,640 --> 02:35:24,640
I know it really was. That was our, yeah, but

3857
02:35:24,640 --> 02:35:26,640
we have a lot of episodes

3858
02:35:26,640 --> 02:35:28,640
to record till the end of this year.

3859
02:35:28,640 --> 02:35:30,640
It's all been predetermined. We used to have picks and

3860
02:35:30,640 --> 02:35:32,640
now it's just all picked out. So, at the start

3861
02:35:32,640 --> 02:35:34,640
of next year,

3862
02:35:34,640 --> 02:35:36,640
we'll return to our regular schedule program. Actually,

3863
02:35:36,640 --> 02:35:38,640
I'm thinking. No, there's like two weeks. No, no, stop.

3864
02:35:38,640 --> 02:35:40,640
Don't think. Don't think anymore. No.

3865
02:35:40,640 --> 02:35:42,640
Can we just do one, go back to one movie

3866
02:35:42,640 --> 02:35:44,640
a week? Maybe we could all

3867
02:35:44,640 --> 02:35:46,640
do a rehash together. Maybe.

3868
02:35:46,640 --> 02:35:48,640
If we have one movie and one show we all

3869
02:35:48,640 --> 02:35:50,640
watch, that would be so great. I

3870
02:35:50,640 --> 02:35:52,640
have to, I haven't read, I've

3871
02:35:52,640 --> 02:35:54,640
started a book two weeks ago and I

3872
02:35:54,640 --> 02:35:56,640
haven't been able to get any further in it. Actually,

3873
02:35:56,640 --> 02:35:58,640
that's a good idea, rehash together.

3874
02:35:58,640 --> 02:36:00,640
Yeah, I like that a lot. But

3875
02:36:00,640 --> 02:36:02,640
I was just going to say,

3876
02:36:02,640 --> 02:36:04,640
that's so funny you're coming up, you're very smart.

3877
02:36:04,640 --> 02:36:06,640
That's good survival

3878
02:36:06,640 --> 02:36:08,640
instincts in this podcast. Survival instincts is what

3879
02:36:08,640 --> 02:36:10,640
we need in this podcast. Instead of calling it rehash,

3880
02:36:10,640 --> 02:36:12,640
what's it when you mix all the weed together? Is there a word

3881
02:36:12,640 --> 02:36:14,640
for that? Like jungle juice but for weed?

3882
02:36:14,640 --> 02:36:16,640
The thing you make, what is that called?

3883
02:36:16,640 --> 02:36:18,640
What thing? Put a cometh over

3884
02:36:18,640 --> 02:36:20,640
weed and you mix it together, you make a bowl.

3885
02:36:20,640 --> 02:36:22,640
I don't call it anything, I just smoke it.

3886
02:36:22,640 --> 02:36:24,640
We call it fried rice jungle juice, I don't know

3887
02:36:24,640 --> 02:36:26,640
if you ever. But

3888
02:36:26,640 --> 02:36:28,640
what I was going to say is, what I think

3889
02:36:28,640 --> 02:36:30,640
since you were talking about the start of next year,

3890
02:36:30,640 --> 02:36:32,640
which is going to be our season four premiere, which will be in our

3891
02:36:32,640 --> 02:36:34,640
new studio, I'm

3892
02:36:34,640 --> 02:36:36,640
thinking, and I think this is going to be an official

3893
02:36:36,640 --> 02:36:38,640
ruling as of right now, I'm

3894
02:36:38,640 --> 02:36:40,640
lifting, because they haven't picked us up

3895
02:36:40,640 --> 02:36:42,640
as a sponsorship, but I will

3896
02:36:42,640 --> 02:36:44,640
allow them to be a sponsor in the future, but I'm

3897
02:36:44,640 --> 02:36:46,640
liking these specials we've been doing

3898
02:36:46,640 --> 02:36:48,640
so much, I'm going to lift the Toobie

3899
02:36:48,640 --> 02:36:50,640
band. Season four,

3900
02:36:50,640 --> 02:36:52,640
we can watch anything. I'm going to see how it goes

3901
02:36:52,640 --> 02:36:54,640
for season four and then we might go back

3902
02:36:54,640 --> 02:36:56,640
if people don't like it, but

3903
02:36:56,640 --> 02:36:58,640
the thing is, there's so many times

3904
02:36:58,640 --> 02:37:00,640
where I come across a movie where I was like

3905
02:37:00,640 --> 02:37:02,640
I would love for this to be on there and it's not Toobie.

3906
02:37:02,640 --> 02:37:04,640
So,

3907
02:37:04,640 --> 02:37:06,640
if you guys have been hanging on for the last

3908
02:37:06,640 --> 02:37:08,640
three seasons, the last 70, 80 episodes

3909
02:37:08,640 --> 02:37:10,640
we've been doing this or whatever,

3910
02:37:10,640 --> 02:37:12,640
I mean, this could be exciting, we're going to

3911
02:37:12,640 --> 02:37:14,640
cover some pretty cool shit,

3912
02:37:14,640 --> 02:37:16,640
so we'll come up with rules

3913
02:37:16,640 --> 02:37:18,640
so that way we're not alienating too many

3914
02:37:18,640 --> 02:37:20,640
people, we're not going to make it so that's like

3915
02:37:20,640 --> 02:37:22,640
peacock bone or whatever, like, you know,

3916
02:37:22,640 --> 02:37:24,640
but. And I know we have the phone number for

3917
02:37:24,640 --> 02:37:26,640
question of the week, but we haven't done that for the past 30

3918
02:37:26,640 --> 02:37:28,640
episodes. Oh yeah.

3919
02:37:28,640 --> 02:37:30,640
Maybe we should just have the line

3920
02:37:30,640 --> 02:37:32,640
open and make a list of fan submitted

3921
02:37:32,640 --> 02:37:34,640
movies that they want us to watch. Yeah.

3922
02:37:34,640 --> 02:37:36,640
And then eventually when we have a special

3923
02:37:36,640 --> 02:37:38,640
movie, we'll pick one out of it.

3924
02:37:38,640 --> 02:37:40,640
Actually, fuck it. I'll tell you what guys,

3925
02:37:40,640 --> 02:37:42,640
no one has left us a voice mail.

3926
02:37:42,640 --> 02:37:44,640
No one has texted that number.

3927
02:37:44,640 --> 02:37:46,640
Be the first one, guaranteed.

3928
02:37:46,640 --> 02:37:48,640
Be the first one, I don't care what

3929
02:37:48,640 --> 02:37:50,640
movie you pick, guaranteed we'll review it.

3930
02:37:50,640 --> 02:37:52,640
How about that?

3931
02:37:52,640 --> 02:37:54,640
That'll be incentive. And we won't tell any of our friends

3932
02:37:54,640 --> 02:37:56,640
we just had this. What do you mean?

3933
02:37:56,640 --> 02:37:58,640
Because if one of our friends knows that we're going to

3934
02:37:58,640 --> 02:38:00,640
record, it's the first one,

3935
02:38:00,640 --> 02:38:02,640
the first one's going to be Cuties.

3936
02:38:02,640 --> 02:38:04,640
It's going to be the first one.

3937
02:38:04,640 --> 02:38:06,640
Jesus Christ.

3938
02:38:06,640 --> 02:38:08,640
But no, this is the thing.

3939
02:38:08,640 --> 02:38:10,640
This is for organic listeners.

3940
02:38:10,640 --> 02:38:12,640
This is for someone finding this out in the wild.

3941
02:38:12,640 --> 02:38:14,640
You go to our website, PrideRisePodcast.com

3942
02:38:14,640 --> 02:38:16,640
You go to scroll down to the bottom,

3943
02:38:16,640 --> 02:38:18,640
there's a number you can call.

3944
02:38:18,640 --> 02:38:20,640
You call that number, it's just a voice mail

3945
02:38:20,640 --> 02:38:22,640
line, it doesn't even ring. I'm not going to call you back.

3946
02:38:22,640 --> 02:38:24,640
I don't want to talk to any random fucking people.

3947
02:38:24,640 --> 02:38:26,640
But if you leave a voice mail, tell us what

3948
02:38:26,640 --> 02:38:28,640
movie. Please don't make it Cuties.

3949
02:38:28,640 --> 02:38:30,640
Just for the love of God, don't make it

3950
02:38:30,640 --> 02:38:32,640
some fucking weird pedophilia. It's definitely going to be

3951
02:38:32,640 --> 02:38:34,640
a cutie movie.

3952
02:38:34,640 --> 02:38:36,640
Give us your favorite movie.

3953
02:38:36,640 --> 02:38:38,640
That's what it is. That's what I'm going to say.

3954
02:38:38,640 --> 02:38:40,640
Give us your favorite movie.

3955
02:38:40,640 --> 02:38:42,640
And we'll review it.

3956
02:38:42,640 --> 02:38:44,640
Alright everybody, with that,

3957
02:38:44,640 --> 02:38:46,640
our second episode in a row,

3958
02:38:46,640 --> 02:38:48,640
talking about Cuties, what the fuck is going on with you guys?

3959
02:38:48,640 --> 02:38:50,640
It's Austin each time bringing it up.

3960
02:38:50,640 --> 02:38:52,640
It's Austin Cuties Farrell.

3961
02:38:52,640 --> 02:38:54,640
It's Michael.

3962
02:38:54,640 --> 02:38:56,640
You can't kill him as much as you'd like to,

3963
02:38:56,640 --> 02:38:58,640
but he's going to always be around.

3964
02:38:58,640 --> 02:39:00,640
A virgin with the black

3965
02:39:00,640 --> 02:39:02,640
flame candle.

3966
02:39:02,640 --> 02:39:04,640
You can't die now.

3967
02:39:04,640 --> 02:39:06,640
Have a good night everybody.

3968
02:39:06,640 --> 02:39:08,640
And Brennan actually is not here this time.

3969
02:39:08,640 --> 02:39:10,640
I'm not here Andy.

3970
02:39:10,640 --> 02:39:12,640
You have shit.

3971
02:39:12,640 --> 02:39:14,640
I thought he was this whole time.

3972
02:39:14,640 --> 02:39:16,640
Oh God, it's becoming more real every

3973
02:39:16,640 --> 02:39:18,640
single time. I'm Andy Rice.

3974
02:39:18,640 --> 02:39:20,640
This has been Fried Rice Podcast.

3975
02:39:20,640 --> 02:39:22,640
We've been fried. We've been

3976
02:39:22,640 --> 02:39:24,640
Rice. We've been Podcast.

3977
02:39:24,640 --> 02:39:50,640
Have a good night.