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BEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP BOOP

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and other video game noises motherfuckers

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it's Fried Rice Podcast!

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I'm your host Andy Rice

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Let's get fried

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with me as always

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is Zachary 8-Bit Qualley

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BEEP BOOP BOP

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with me as always is Michael

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he's like the Atari system

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he's old as fuck

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and you just can't kill it, Larson

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Hey everybody

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We have a very special tree with us tonight

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it's the- oh actually well then

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well no I have to do this because uh

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this is gonna sound fucked up

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because it was gonna be the other guy now

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but special tree with us

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it's a badass

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he's the the uh

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I want to call you the five foot assassin

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how tall are you?

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Five six unfortunately

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Okay it would have been cooler

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if you were five foot tall

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you're not uh

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everyone looks five foot to me

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when you're when I'm six something

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so the five six assassin

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it's Baha'i

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the samurai smoking cloud

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Thank you thank you

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I appreciate you for having me on today

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thank you

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and with us as always

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is we have Joshua J. Hollow

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the sweet and simple

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the hollow man

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he eats cereal without milk

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Hollow

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what's every what's up everybody

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welcome to another episode

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um Brennan as you might have noticed

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I didn't call his name

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and he's the one that picked this

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fucking movie

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what a little bitch doesn't even show up

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I can't actually say that

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he's my boss in real life so

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I can say it though what a little bitch

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there we go

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I think you did great Brennan uh

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fucking hierarchy man

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so here we go let's uh

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we're gonna we'll start off with our

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very famous segment of what are we smoking

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so right now

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Baha'i is clear in a bowl of

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I'd say potpourri of what I have

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just kind of a mishmash

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pretty good quality I should say to myself

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it's it's it's not bad

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it's just a little bit of whatever's

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and then what uh we got a

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Josh why don't you tell us about that

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about that nifty pipey right

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oh yeah yeah

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all right so I got this uh pipe

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I'm gonna say it's about

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five inches you know

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that's what she said

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but anywho you know I made this with uh

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my grandpa very nice pipe

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very nice

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made out of nice wood

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would smoke out of it at any fucking time

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now is your is your grandfather still

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with us

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uh yes he is

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oh great so shout out to him what's his

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what's his name is he great grandpa hollow

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his name is mo

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mo hollow mo hollow

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hey hello

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that's dope uh very cool

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I often smoke out of this pipe

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or I take some dabs out of like a nice

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ass fabric you know what I mean

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for me I like smoking out of the pipe

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because like originally I used to smoke

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out of the can you know when I was very

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very very young very broke as well

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and I used to smoke out of the can

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and I fucking had to grab myself like

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oh yeah we've all been in the smoking

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the can I was like

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high school maybe but you look a lot

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younger than me how are you

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we get how old are you

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I'm 20 I'm gonna be 21 in December

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what the fuck no bro

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weed's been legal

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you're not even old enough to legally

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smoke it weed's been legal

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it's gonna be your entire adult life

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and and so there's no reason to ever

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smoke out of a can

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I'm in my late 30s when weed was illegal

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adult life so me smoking off a can was

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just because I couldn't find a pipe

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and I had to smoke

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I mean shit you know it was one little

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moment but at the same time I get away

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with it I've been sat down I've been

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smoking for a long time you know

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child Kush on 66 by the way

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oh yeah actually super shout out to

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discuss later tonight but there's a very

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real possibility that soon we're going

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to be recording a podcast there

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oh which would be fucking sick

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very cool

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okay you know it's a very good

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environment I used to work there for a

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little bit but like inside the restaurant

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part because they had a restaurant

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yeah how was that restaurant

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no it was it was bomb

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it was a bomb what kind of food can you

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get there that like what

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stoners paradise like seriously

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familiar people at home

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push on 66 at needles california is a

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smoke lounge where you can go inside

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they you they give you a clean fucking

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bomb that looks like it's never been

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smoked out of it it's life

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they give you all the contraption to do

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dabs with the head they have that the

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they have that fun one that the the lou

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whatever it is that fills up the cup

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that you can like drink the smoke out

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of it's super fun and there's a

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restaurant literally attached to it

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and it's like these taco dudes showed up

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these like two taco guys they literally

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I'm not even kidding this is my first

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time there we're smoking everything's

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great I'm having a good time already

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and then these two taco dudes they're

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setting up shop they're cooking tacos

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they walk in they're like hey everyone

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free tacos for everybody just come on

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out and we're like what and we walk out

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and it's just free tacos just they gave

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us unlimited free tacos for the night I

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was like I don't know if you can

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expect that every night

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you can't expect that but you can

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expect it for special occasions for

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example on 420 and they actually brought

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out a couple of wraps down here for

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example they brought out exhibits you

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know they brought out a couple other

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tap tacos but they have like a lot of

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vendors there as well from different

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weed companies you know shout out

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Kush cookies shout out napalm as well

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napalm is a kush brand made by exhibit

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and basically like they you know

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veterans and stuff with like ptsd

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sometimes they have problems with that

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you know and instead of putting them on

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like something like redlens they would

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rather have a doctor prescribing put

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them on weed so they're putting

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the movement for veterans as well you

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know very nice people jeter's been there

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before shout out jeter you know they

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gave me a hat give me a pen and they

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gave a buddy i love jeter so much and

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they also gave me a certificate from

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jeter university oh shit you're a

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graduate from jeter university

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basically you have a doctorate in

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fucking smokeology essentially essentially

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you know minor in minor in uh in keith

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101 seriously in keith 101 you know

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every day i've been sitting down

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learning about seriously you know but

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it was a very good time very humble

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people there by the way very humble

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people very nice people you know

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everybody there i love them to death you

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know they know me very well and i know

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them very well so i hope everybody's

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going you know they're doing well i got

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to ask where's your accent from oh um

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well a lot of people ask me about like

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race and stuff i say that i'm a bag of

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trail mix i'm a mix of everything

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honestly you know my dad's a black and

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dominican and my mom's um she's

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pennsylvania dutch german and native

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america does pennsylvania count as a

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race i feel like that's just america

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like just white american oh well sure

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because i i used to describe my dad well

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he's iowan he's from iowa or like he has

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iowa blood and there's some west

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virginia but that's just different

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white trash that i'm throwing into the

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same the same pot of corn in there but

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yeah just seriously and he just does it

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to sound fancier yeah just from iowa

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the corn capital of whatever uh is that

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made of corn well just you got like you

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got like a new york almost like you you

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look and sound like a new york rapper

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like if you had told me right now like

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if i didn't know that j hollow was just

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a big time east coast rapper that i just

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had on my couch right now that's why

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you're so dealt you're so diplomatic

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you're like shout out to jeeter hope you

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guys are doing well shout out to my boys

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on kush 66 so if you guys are doing

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well you're diplomat i love it

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love it album drops 420 what's that album

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drops 420

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j hollow uh perfect um so you brought the

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pipe uh what did you bring over here

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behind um just uh the weed i that i

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brought from uh i know i'll say if if

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we're comparing to weeds but i got from

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martin's mary janes right here at the

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at needles california um but they have

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the best prices definitely you know

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death um best prices in town so shout

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yeah shit heard they have the best

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prices in the area

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you're like a fucking diddy

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over again

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anyways but yeah just brought brought

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the weed nothing too special though

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yeah okay so we got marvin mary jay's

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with the best price

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i have seen the whole 99 off thing for

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kush 66 is that um i believe that's for

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like uh first time buyers you know just

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to like get them in about the same time

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we do have very good deals there as well

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you know for the wax and the quality

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tonight see now i've been going to story

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because it's close that's just been the

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you know it's just right down the street

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and yeah get there before work or

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whatever right yeah i feel you

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and you know what honestly they run some

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good deals sometimes

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like two for one on the super fogs has

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that have you had to infuse the super

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fogs yet the little two grammer

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fucking disposables they're pretty

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great would you like to try it

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okay uh and i brought potpourri kind of

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weed mike

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what did you bring just a pre-roll from

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story it's it's also it's like a 26

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percent

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zach what did you bring them i don't i

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don't bring stuff

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you don't smoke i don't smoke yeah

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like i like how your uh lighter though

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is probably the most

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like weed it's like it's just uh it

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looks like scooby-doo's and shaggy's ham

295
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like sandwiches yeah i would eat the

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fuck out of that sandwich

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i've always wanted to go to the heart

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attack grill but then i'm afraid that

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they would let me eat free

300
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and i would look like a real jackass

301
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you just want to go for the spankings

302
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i actually would hate the spanking you

303
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know like uh what do you guys think

304
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you're all good i agree now they're full

305
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like they're full price they're like 50

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bucks but they're two for one on

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fridays that story that's four grams for

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out the door 60 bucks it's not bad and it

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tastes good

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the most insane uh black spin-off team you've ever heard of koi

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boy no all right so koi is a five gram

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disposable oh shit i'm not lying five

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grams i didn't think you were you gotta

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trustworthy fix yes sir i am i'm a man

315
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of my word i tell you've got that east

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coast rapper but i you told me right now

317
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you cross the line i'm probably gonna

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kill you i would i would i would believe

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it i don't think and i don't even think

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you would do it i think mahi would just

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end up behind me and my neck would be

322
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snapped and you're and he's just like i

323
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got you dog just walk away

324
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that's funny but yeah koi i got it from

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uh tri-state tri-state smoke shop you

326
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know uh buddy of my own he sells he

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sells some stuff you know he sells um

328
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sells nicotine so he he sells

329
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mushroom gummies and surprisingly

330
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mushroom syrup as well i've tried that

331
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before like serp you'd put on pancakes

332
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or something like that or

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get your little game off

334
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well no yeah shout to try state smoke

335
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shop and that's um that's a shop that i

336
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i sponsor and i'm gonna you know that i

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have the design now when i go

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fight so you can shout to the owner

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johnny zanetti

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oh yeah i love your cousin hey by the

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way uh let's uh

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johnny let's promote your fight real

343
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quick tell them uh tell them the date

344
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that's coming up and where

345
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oh yeah at the virgin theaters um in

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las vegas

347
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nevada and in the uh yeah at the virgin's

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hotel and the theater at the theater

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that's what they call it um october 11th

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and they also stream it on tv on the uc

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bypass if y'all can't make it but

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overall yes october 11th and meme and

353
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another teammate are going to be

354
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fighting there too on the same fight

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card

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but yeah overall yeah one or one in

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november oh yeah also that one is uh

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november 16th at the ove in lawful

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nevada

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but yes so as soon as i get the swim i

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get the opportunity to take uh to have a

362
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championship belt title now

363
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oh fuck yeah yeah are you uh are you

364
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still amateur or pro?

365
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i'm do i'm still an amateur at the

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moment so after after i get this belt i

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want to consider doing a

368
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a professional fight oh yeah oh yeah now

369
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yeah because direct me on that yeah

370
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well as soon as you go

371
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one pro fight you can't go back to

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amateur fighting right? yeah that's

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correct because um

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i even asked there's another native from

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minnesota or

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on montana excuse me from montana um

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ruben roundstone shout out to him he's uh

378
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he's another native that also

379
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represents us very well in the native

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community but

381
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he actually um he doesn't only mainly

382
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bare uh bare knuckle fighting actually

383
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so uh and i'm actually interested in him

384
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so i texted him one day

385
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you're interested in bare knuckle? yeah so

386
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that's where i'm like

387
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and i'm like can i and i asked him do

388
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they actually do amateurs i'm like yeah

389
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they actually do amateurs on bare

390
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knuckle fighting so

391
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um i even tried to contact even the owner

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of bare knuckle fighting one day of um

393
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uh field men uh field men and then we

394
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chatted for a bit then next thing you

395
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know he was like um but

396
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i was so focused on my fighting career

397
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then i didn't have time time to do it

398
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until now i i just

399
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wanted to go ahead and give it a shot

400
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what's the appeal of bare knuckle

401
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fighting you just don't like your pretty

402
00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:07,040
face uh then you want to get it destroyed

403
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there's a science behind it

404
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it just was just say as in with us native

405
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people was to say that fucking when i

406
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when i go out and uh and fight drunk i i

407
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could take a hit

408
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oh so you'd like to be drunk during

409
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bare knuckle? no just fuck with you i do

410
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i just don't just to get relaxed and

411
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just fucking

412
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uh just you know you can't beat me but

413
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anyways um

414
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but it's just something like you know

415
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nobody could say that they have done it

416
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before

417
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so as in like especially you know in the

418
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cage but

419
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but another next level is uh you know

420
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nobody can say that they have you know

421
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fought bare knuckle like you know like

422
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in a

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in a sanctuary fight

424
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there's a science behind it where like

425
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the ufc gloves

426
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people will hit harder with them versus

427
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the bare knuckle because of their

428
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actual hand you don't want to break your

429
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hand so yeah so honestly it's so it's

430
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lighter hits

431
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:03,200
it could potentially but especially like

432
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:04,400
well here's the thing you got

433
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,560
60 ounce boxing gloves where you're more

434
00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:08,160
accurate where you're

435
00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:09,680
you know able to hit but with these bare

436
00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:11,280
knuckles you have to be accurate

437
00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:14,080
on you know on on how you hit or where

438
00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:15,200
to hit

439
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:18,560
yeah like room for error is yeah like

440
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,800
minor if you hit wrong you can break a

441
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:21,680
knuckle finger

442
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:23,120
you hit a skull hard with your hand

443
00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:24,720
you're breaking your hand so there's

444
00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:26,000
like techniques you know

445
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,720
that i'm going to be prepared on what to do

446
00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:30,160
you know maybe open hand

447
00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:32,240
i gave him a stock inside like nate like

448
00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:33,440
nate diaz

449
00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:35,360
like uh like yeah you're not like in the

450
00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:36,800
ufc they'll hit with their side of their

451
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:37,840
hand you wouldn't do that

452
00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:39,520
with bare knuckle because you can break

453
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:40,800
your you can break the thumb you can

454
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,320
break your other fingers so

455
00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:44,480
there's some science behind it to where

456
00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:47,200
um more control yeah more control

457
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:48,320
that's less

458
00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:51,120
quote unquote violent than like a glove

459
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:52,080
fight

460
00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:54,640
okay well i will say this i'm glad that

461
00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:55,840
we have this expert fighting

462
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:58,240
opinions because the movie that we're

463
00:16:58,240 --> 00:16:59,280
watching that we were

464
00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:00,960
that we're reviewing this week expert

465
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:02,480
fighting

466
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,560
it has a lot of fighting for us to cover

467
00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:07,520
uh i asked mahi over here specifically

468
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to uh

469
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and you didn't have to do all of the

470
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,240
fights but uh i asked him to watch the

471
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,600
fight scene and see if there's anything

472
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,600
he would do differently

473
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:17,280
and i hope to god there's some things

474
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:18,720
you would do differently because

475
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i think the moment he busts open up

476
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gumball machine and uh

477
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makes the dude slip on him i'm like

478
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,560
okay i was like when i was seeing him

479
00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:28,480
like i was actually thinking like i want

480
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:29,840
to test that shit right now if it was

481
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,760
true or i you know i think i thought

482
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:34,000
missed myth busters at the time one time

483
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:34,720
did that

484
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:38,080
but anyways i uh if me and joshua here

485
00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:39,840
you know we watched it last night and

486
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then

487
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,880
yeah everything else was uh it reminded

488
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:44,880
me of the teenage mutant ninja turtle

489
00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:45,920
spicing like

490
00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:48,960
you know in the uh in the 90s oh dude

491
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:51,760
so let's let's let's get into it yes uh

492
00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:54,400
this is double dragon 1994

493
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i i titled this movie l.a punk comma

494
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mad max edition l.a punk mad i called it

495
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uh

496
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:04,320
i called it the warriors but it's gay or

497
00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:06,080
every time you see a new gang

498
00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:07,920
you know it's funnier that's that's what

499
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,480
it's gay the warriors it was it was uh

500
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:13,680
power ranger turt turtl ninja mutant

501
00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:14,960
turtles

502
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,320
that was one of my notes when i saw the

503
00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:18,160
gangs i was like weird warrior cosplay

504
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:21,040
yeah yeah uh it's definitely the

505
00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:22,880
warriors but it's gay

506
00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:27,040
yeah it's gay the warriors uh so

507
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:29,680
it opens with some medallion porn which i

508
00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:30,320
love

509
00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:32,720
i love me a good opening credit

510
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sequence where you get to see what the

511
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movie's all about and this was just that

512
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really really glossy gold medallion 3d

513
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thing they did it for the whole opening

514
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:42,960
credits it's just

515
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:45,360
a different seductive curve of the

516
00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:47,600
medallion over here a different crevice

517
00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:49,040
over here

518
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i put on hard right now i don't know if

519
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:52,160
anyone else got

520
00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:56,560
that was the best part of the movie

521
00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:59,120
it was they blew their whole fucking

522
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budget

523
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on that medallion and you blew your

524
00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:03,600
load uh so

525
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:06,240
power over oh so the power of the body

526
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and the power of the soul

527
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,840
is how it's described and i was like all

528
00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:11,440
right let's see how that pans out and

529
00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:12,640
i'm just curious to see

530
00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:14,800
what kind of power sets would a soul

531
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:18,320
medallion can versus a body medallion

532
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:20,640
interesting shadow man yeah well peter

533
00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:22,160
pan powers is what you get with the

534
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:23,200
soul one

535
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:24,880
yeah fucking you just turn into like

536
00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:26,160
some peter pan

537
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:28,080
fucking you know in the shadow my what

538
00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:28,800
the hell

539
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,640
he turned into a shaft of ray turn turn

540
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:31,840
into a poltergeist

541
00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:35,440
yeah um somewhere in china i thought was

542
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:37,040
kind of lol and i also thought it was

543
00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:38,000
like

544
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,920
medieval times but it wasn't it was

545
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:41,200
happening in like the 90s

546
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:42,880
it's like you meet all these ancient

547
00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:44,720
villagers they're running away but

548
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:47,440
it's a regular ass modern day people

549
00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:48,720
attacking those like what the fuck is

550
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,080
going on right now

551
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:51,840
um but i did think when they them

552
00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:53,280
cutting out their tongues

553
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:55,120
was pretty hardcore yeah to like

554
00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:56,240
protect a secret

555
00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:58,160
and then i thought wow that guy went

556
00:19:58,160 --> 00:19:59,840
through all of that cutting off his

557
00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:00,400
tongue

558
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,360
taking a lifetime of like uh of secret

559
00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:04,880
vows to make sure that it's never

560
00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:05,600
found

561
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:07,760
and then runs directly to where it is

562
00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:09,040
and stands by

563
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:11,520
he like that old man he like ah god i'll

564
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:13,200
run to i'll run to where the gauntlet

565
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,560
to where the medallion is i won't touch

566
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:15,840
it instead i'm gonna hang out by this

567
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,520
rock and i'm just gonna look at it

568
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,200
until someone comes in i thought it was

569
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:20,400
kind of silly

570
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:24,560
um he was asian golem is what i wrote

571
00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:28,400
uh that's the silliest looking future

572
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:30,320
gear i've ever seen in a movie

573
00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:32,800
it's her little uh laser tech that she

574
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:35,040
puts out to fire that missile

575
00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:37,760
look cartoonish looked like like i

576
00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:38,560
built

577
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:42,160
uh for fun with the with a shoe box

578
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:46,720
uh t1000 looks awesome with the bleached

579
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:47,040
hair

580
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:50,480
see i said reno nine on one cop no i

581
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:52,160
know i know i know it is but he looks

582
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:53,840
like the guy with the boots on reno

583
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:55,520
robert patrick interesting yeah but it's

584
00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:58,080
t1000 from terminator 2

585
00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:00,480
playing the most over the top fucking

586
00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:01,680
villain ever

587
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:03,600
this guy really hammed it up every time

588
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:05,360
he was on set was made of beef jerky he

589
00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:05,920
just kept

590
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:08,240
chewing the scenery so he kept chewing that

591
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:09,600
fucking scenery he was uh

592
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,680
he probably went through a few dozen

593
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:12,640
packs too

594
00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:14,560
of smoking like black and mild or

595
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:16,640
something oh yeah he was that's that he

596
00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:18,400
is always smoking can i get free black

597
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:19,440
and milds if i do this

598
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:20,880
yeah i'm going through divorce and it's

599
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,880
up to do right now it's the 90s

600
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:25,760
this sucks all right let's go uh and

601
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:27,600
then what kind of tag team underground

602
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:29,440
full gee fight club is this

603
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:30,800
all right now this is my first question

604
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:32,400
we live in a post

605
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:36,480
big earthquake new angeles half flooded

606
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:39,760
california situation it's everything is

607
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:40,480
held up by

608
00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:42,720
jacks it's like new jack city but without

609
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:44,800
put like an actual new jacked up city

610
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:48,160
it's like all the smart people died

611
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,600
and then there was like we got these

612
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,200
jacks yeah

613
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:54,560
let's not rebuild let's just jack uh

614
00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:56,720
who's super loud right is that all of

615
00:21:56,720 --> 00:22:00,080
us yeah that's probably all of us

616
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:03,760
uh so what kind of fight tournament is

617
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:08,400
that there wasn't it was tag team it was

618
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:09,280
full gee

619
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:10,800
everyone in the audience was wearing

620
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,880
geese you know what especially i was

621
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:14,960
looking at the at the details especially

622
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,600
like the two main characters as in like

623
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:19,600
um the geese were like up to like

624
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:21,520
the you know to the biceps into like the

625
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:24,000
the muscle area well like i see like in

626
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,520
the background like there are like other

627
00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:28,800
like um full on geese that goes to the

628
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:29,600
wrist

629
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,360
you know there's just these mixed matched

630
00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:33,120
geese and that but i'm like i guess

631
00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:34,960
these guys are just forest buck where

632
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:36,240
they just can't afford

633
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:38,960
you know decent geese but like you know

634
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:40,400
cutting off like it

635
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:43,200
it looked very odd so they weren't

636
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:44,720
fighting with traditional keep or the

637
00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:46,560
other two dudes they were fighting short

638
00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:48,080
sleeve geese as well were we in the

639
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:50,400
short sleeve g fight is that such a

640
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:51,120
thing

641
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:53,600
um i haven't i haven't seen that

642
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:55,600
especially in my time fighting because

643
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:58,160
of me doing the karate in

644
00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:01,200
taekwondo in my younger days

645
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,200
i

646
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:08,400
uh i haven't experienced that everything

647
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:10,320
else was more like again like long

648
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:13,280
sleeves you know there was you know

649
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:15,200
never seen anything like that were they

650
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:18,800
playing traditional karate rules

651
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:21,920
and what uh so what i think were what

652
00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:24,800
what the brothers hanging up on to uh

653
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:26,800
up on to his phone bag sometimes you

654
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,480
know funny sometimes i don't

655
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:30,960
like you'll be getting disqualified

656
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:32,960
didn't he yeah for a whole channel

657
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:35,120
didn't they get disqualified for that

658
00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:37,680
well yeah yeah uh but the thing is i'm

659
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:38,400
like

660
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:42,320
uh just just like immediately

661
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:45,360
uh

662
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:49,760
overall yeah i've just like i haven't

663
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:51,920
seen anybody just gonna fall around it

664
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:53,760
but yeah they're like especially with

665
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:55,840
the tag team that's what i'll talk about

666
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:58,160
first have you ever done a tag team

667
00:23:58,160 --> 00:23:59,040
fight

668
00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:01,440
ever is there any real tag team that's

669
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:04,000
not in like wwe

670
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,320
i've never seen a tag team there's some

671
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:07,600
underground like

672
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:14,560
ufc tag team that's

673
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:16,800
they uh they got like some i don't know

674
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:18,640
what thing it's across

675
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:20,320
in europe but they got like five on five

676
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:21,680
ufc fights

677
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:24,080
six blocks wide so i'm sure there's a two

678
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:24,960
on two

679
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:26,720
on that promotion the only fight that i

680
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:28,160
really would be interested in doing for

681
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:28,960
myself is that

682
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:32,080
full armor but medieval fights that they

683
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:33,440
do now in those that is very

684
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,120
interesting with the swords and the

685
00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:36,160
broad axes

686
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:39,600
full on plate armor that would be fun

687
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:43,120
i think so uh so

688
00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:45,600
we're watching this underground tag team

689
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:46,000
half

690
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:49,360
the half whatever whatever that was

691
00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:52,240
uh they're really hammering in the the

692
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,080
earthquake thing they really do a lot

693
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:56,960
and then oh yeah illegal noogies

694
00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:58,240
he gives them noogies oh yeah that's

695
00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:00,320
what it was like i give him a noogie i'm

696
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:01,120
like what the fuck

697
00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:02,960
i wrote i hate the plate and they've never

698
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:04,720
seen anybody do it like well the only

699
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:05,920
thing close was like the

700
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:08,080
the recent um fight with marab and shaun

701
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:08,880
amali

702
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:11,200
when one part with marab was kissing

703
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:13,440
shaun amali in the back of the head

704
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:15,120
that's like what happened in this last

705
00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:17,840
fight it was shaun malli and marab so

706
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:19,760
yeah that definitely did happen he was

707
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:20,880
kissing the back of his head

708
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:25,120
yeah yeah like pulled his ass down and

709
00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:26,880
fucking went one one one one one

710
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:30,160
fucking god god he was looking like

711
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:34,480
oh man he was so mad he was so so mad

712
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:38,400
fucking left over here but

713
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:39,840
you see it a lot more with the females

714
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:41,200
they try and get each other's heads with

715
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:42,080
that shit

716
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:43,760
oh yeah it's sort of true what they say

717
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:45,200
as in like you know females holds

718
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:45,840
grudges

719
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:49,120
you know more than you know less than

720
00:25:49,120 --> 00:25:52,880
well i hold grudges there's a

721
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:55,040
i never let grudges go actually i know i'm

722
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:56,880
not a chick either i'm one of the worst

723
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:59,920
grudge holders of all time um just keep it

724
00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:01,040
in mind i still have it

725
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:03,200
there's still things i've met everyone

726
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:05,280
here for

727
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:06,640
even you guys didn't shut my door

728
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:08,320
quickly um

729
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:11,120
i'm holding on to that forever uh so

730
00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:14,240
anyway i hate the guy in the blue um oh

731
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,480
and then

732
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:19,920
why are all the kids kids might do

733
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:22,640
watching this underground fight uh in

734
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:23,440
full gays

735
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:26,880
and then destroy the place in a right so

736
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:29,680
after the fight so my thought would be

737
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:30,320
like this

738
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:33,520
if there was a real tournament going on

739
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:37,120
then even if it even if one fight

740
00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:38,880
delved into a little bit of chaos i

741
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:41,360
don't think the entire audience of

742
00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:44,160
children who are probably students of or

743
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:46,000
participating in that school would then

744
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:46,720
come and

745
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:48,560
fuck the place up like that was their

746
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:50,240
first reaction was just like oh they're

747
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:51,200
shenanigans

748
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:53,040
let's break everything that we own in

749
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:54,640
this poor ass city that we're barely

750
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:55,520
surviving in

751
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:57,200
and they just break they riot they go

752
00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:58,960
straight into riot mode let's destroy

753
00:26:58,960 --> 00:26:59,680
our home

754
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:01,360
and i did not enjoy that i thought that

755
00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:04,160
was stupid um

756
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:06,480
mob mentality fuck like seriously it's

757
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:08,080
mob mentality if you can't be

758
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:11,440
fucking rapping yeah your mob mentality

759
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:13,600
j hollow from fucking new york that's as

760
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:13,920
a

761
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:16,400
rap group yeah oh hell yeah mob

762
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:17,680
mentality

763
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:20,160
mob mentality with the samurai smoking

764
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:22,400
cloud over here that'd be pretty dope

765
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:25,280
uh

766
00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:29,200
uh so oh and then why a little person

767
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:32,400
for the giant earthquake prank like why

768
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:33,680
did they make that acting

769
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:36,320
that that casting decision that was a

770
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:37,520
little silly it's like

771
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:40,080
of all the of all the jobs that little

772
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:41,440
person could have had

773
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:43,680
you had to have him with the giant

774
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:45,600
fucking earthquake i bet you they had

775
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:46,960
scenes where it's just a normal guy

776
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:48,480
doing it but it looked weird

777
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:51,440
because he's just like i got this or

778
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:52,640
whatever but then if you get a little

779
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:54,640
dupe doing it looks funny

780
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:58,160
i think that was just uh it's ableist

781
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:00,240
i'm not a fan of it um although it was

782
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:02,320
really funny looking

783
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:06,080
uh jack city commercial was funny

784
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:08,480
they're selling uh they're selling jacks

785
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:09,920
i know that i uh

786
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:14,480
never bring this up but in buffy uh

787
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:17,040
specifically buffy the rewatcher podcast

788
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:19,280
that cut that rewatching buffy uh the

789
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:20,480
vampire slayer

790
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:23,280
they made the mistake of thinking that

791
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:24,720
in the episode where buffy

792
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:26,640
leaves her home and spent some time in

793
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:28,400
los angeles to get a job and kind of

794
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:29,520
live on her own

795
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:32,080
they thought that entire episode took

796
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:33,440
place in new york

797
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:35,840
so when they the next episode they're

798
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:37,680
like oh fuck we fucked up

799
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:39,600
we now know that it was los angeles we

800
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:41,280
called it new york the entire fucking

801
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:42,080
episode

802
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:45,280
and so from then on they refer to

803
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:48,000
los angeles as new angeles as just a fun

804
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:48,880
like new york

805
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:52,080
angeles thing and so they call this

806
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:54,080
entire place new angeles and i thought

807
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:55,200
for me

808
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,280
that was great and for any other buffy

809
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:59,120
rewatchers

810
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:02,080
of what oh the movie takes place in 2007

811
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:05,440
yeah right before the the bubble

812
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:07,520
birth the real estate bubble burst that

813
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:08,640
makes sense i remember

814
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:12,080
2007 hollywood being covered in water

815
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:15,520
uh i remember lake pasadena

816
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:18,880
i like the weird newspaper people vanna

817
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:20,000
white

818
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,320
andy dick is the fucking weather guy

819
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:25,680
randomly what's up with this this is so

820
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,280
funny

821
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:29,840
oh that is it huh there's no hollywood

822
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:32,000
so you just put the actors in like news

823
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:32,960
situation

824
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:36,320
just put them on tv yeah i like uh the

825
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:41,440
dad you see like the dad and uh listen

826
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:43,440
in what when you see that when you see

827
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:44,240
that one yeah

828
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:45,520
let's see that scene that's what

829
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:46,880
happens like

830
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:49,760
the cop dad like telling her like oh you

831
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:51,040
should stay home or whatever

832
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:53,600
and she's like here's the wig yeah yeah

833
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:55,280
and that's what i put parents are

834
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:56,800
typical parents just don't understand

835
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,120
yeah just understand that's in these

836
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:01,440
movies every single one of these like

837
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:04,000
game to tv or movies there's always a

838
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,080
parent that just doesn't

839
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:07,520
except this dad really just doesn't

840
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:09,200
understand he's literally made a pact

841
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:11,360
with the gang he's like all right gangs

842
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:13,440
you could gang at night but in the

843
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:15,200
daytime we have to be safe

844
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:18,080
he's like six six six a.m to five p.m

845
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:20,240
it's my time yeah let's get ready and

846
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:22,720
then literally puts a curfew for every

847
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:24,400
other citizen locks that like gets rid

848
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:26,080
of everyone's

849
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:28,000
first and second amendment right to

850
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,520
like walk around shit

851
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:31,440
and and then just to give gangs full

852
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:33,280
control

853
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:36,160
interestingly enough the book that

854
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:38,080
we're reading right now stinger has some

855
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:40,640
gang warfare stuff in it and it's very

856
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:43,120
reminiscent of this although way better

857
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:46,720
i was gonna say you don't want me to stop reading

858
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:48,960
i like the the beat-em-up thugs get a

859
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:51,280
cool entrance because this game is based

860
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:52,480
on a beat-em-up

861
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:54,160
i played a little bit of uh just to get

862
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:56,080
in the mood i played some uh double

863
00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:58,560
dragon and battle toads for super

864
00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:01,360
nintendo and i played as uh

865
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,120
the blue one because i wanted him to die

866
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:06,800
a lot uh billy is it billy lee billy

867
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:08,960
lee no billy lee

868
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:11,440
leah lee jimmy but if he goes by bill

869
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:16,640
is his billy bill lee right or

870
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:20,240
he could go by either or ugly and homely

871
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:22,000
which i like better that's what i've been

872
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,600
calling her the whole time

873
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:26,000
when they like scan their profiles and it

874
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,040
shows billy has

875
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:31,040
blonde hair blue eyes is like when yeah

876
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:33,200
also when they scan their pro the

877
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:36,480
technology in this 2007 movie is insane

878
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:38,800
so doesn't remind you of like area 51 it

879
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:40,640
reminds me of um like one of those like

880
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:41,920
classic like light

881
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:44,480
gun game oh a little bit what's weird

882
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:46,000
though is

883
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,560
you scan someone's face and then the

884
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:52,400
the program uses like green wire frame

885
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:55,200
graphics or whatever to then like

886
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:57,040
three-dimensionally make the face instead

887
00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:58,240
of just taking a picture

888
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:00,400
or showing a picture and then also when

889
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:01,760
they're driving around

890
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:03,920
remember when a a bobo in the beginning

891
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:05,040
with mohawk guy

892
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:07,280
when he when they expertly throw that

893
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:08,480
piece of paper over

894
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:10,320
over his windshield he can't see

895
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:12,000
anymore he uses the

896
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:15,440
the video game version in what

897
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:18,160
world does that work in what fucking

898
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:19,040
world

899
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:22,560
does his system have a fully

900
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:25,920
16-bit video game version of the map of

901
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:27,360
the city he lives in

902
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:30,000
built out with real obstacles in the

903
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,080
road keeping gauge of other vehicles

904
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:32,640
around him

905
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:34,560
that then he could navigate through

906
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:37,280
impossible it's a tesla

907
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:39,600
what's a tesla i was wondering i was

908
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:41,840
wondering what's with all the like

909
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:44,320
weird ass ways to make the car go like

910
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:46,320
it there was there was there a fire

911
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:47,920
yeah is there a gas shortage and i like

912
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:49,440
well we don't have a dump anymore so

913
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:50,560
i'm just going to use my car as a

914
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:52,080
combustion engine like which

915
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:54,560
literal combustion engine yeah although

916
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:56,000
that's probably really bad for the

917
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,040
environment

918
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:58,880
just burning trash they're worried

919
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:00,880
about the environment

920
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:02,480
he's like uh he's like not just he's

921
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:05,440
like cheese spray

922
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:07,360
what's that at that point you're just

923
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:09,280
living in dystopia so

924
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:11,280
if you gotta wear a gas mask you gotta

925
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:12,240
wear a gas mask

926
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:14,400
i like the two dudes arguing over the

927
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:15,200
air

928
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:18,400
so like the the air thing the free air

929
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:19,920
station that's in the

930
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:21,920
like a payphone but yeah it's just for

931
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:22,800
air

932
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:25,200
yeah that would actually be kind of nice

933
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:26,800
sometimes just getting hit in that

934
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:27,440
oxygen

935
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:29,600
everyone oxygen bars were a thing yeah

936
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:31,280
still are

937
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:33,520
yeah i would i can you know like you go

938
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:35,680
Vegas or whatever yeah i i knew a chick

939
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:38,000
and she uh we went to the mall once and

940
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,520
there was an oxygen bar so he got to

941
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:41,360
try this and i was like okay

942
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:43,840
and we sit down and they for what i

943
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:44,480
remember

944
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:46,560
there was different flavored oxygen

945
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:49,040
which is weird but it's like minty or

946
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:49,520
something

947
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:51,440
anyway just plug put these two plugs in

948
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:53,120
your mouth in your nose you just

949
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:55,920
breathe that's it just getting extra

950
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:57,040
oxygen

951
00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:59,040
it's not even like a gas mask over your

952
00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:00,320
face and get high up

953
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:03,600
did uh did you do this i did you wonder

954
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,600
how well they clean those

955
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:07,440
because they're just a little kiosk oh

956
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:09,200
bro there's so many things i don't want

957
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:10,080
to think about

958
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:11,360
when you're in the movie theater how

959
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:13,280
often do the movie employees check

960
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:14,960
underneath your seat for spiders or

961
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:16,160
spider webs

962
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:18,640
probably never and where where do you

963
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:19,840
spot

964
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,320
where do spiders where do spiders like

965
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:23,200
living

966
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:25,360
they like living in this was there a

967
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:27,200
spider in bagel juice that freaked you

968
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:27,440
out

969
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:30,240
no i'm just saying you know you say how

970
00:34:30,240 --> 00:34:32,000
often do they check those things i think

971
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,440
about spiders in the movie theater

972
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:34,720
there's other things as well there's

973
00:34:34,720 --> 00:34:37,040
like how often does the hot dog vendor

974
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:39,840
on the corner wash his hands after

975
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:42,400
never there's no bathroom speaking new

976
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:44,080
york yeah the new york hot dog vendors

977
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:45,200
where you just know

978
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:48,640
that water's been there for days years

979
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:53,120
keeps the flavor gross yeah i yeah um

980
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:56,000
i had a friend that worked at uh a movie

981
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,600
place and he's like you know what now

982
00:34:57,600 --> 00:34:59,680
that i think about it and it's been like

983
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:01,360
six years from there he's like i'd never

984
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:03,840
clean that popcorn machine

985
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:06,560
he's like not once he's like i never

986
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:08,080
heard about anyone bitching about it

987
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:10,160
because he's like imagine i would be

988
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:11,600
pissed that'd be like bitching about

989
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:12,560
he's like they always bitched about

990
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:14,720
vacuuming but never like cleaning the

991
00:35:14,720 --> 00:35:15,920
popcorn machine

992
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:19,840
yeah i'm now mcdonald's you know

993
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:21,360
their ice cream machine cleanest

994
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:22,800
fucking ice cream machine in the world

995
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:23,440
because

996
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:25,120
there's not a moment where they're not

997
00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:26,880
cleaning that fucking thing so

998
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:28,800
uh they clean it every single night i

999
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:29,920
want a milkshake

1000
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:32,320
uh i've never not gone to mcdonald's and

1001
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:34,160
asked for milkshake and received one

1002
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:35,440
i don't even i don't think they sell

1003
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:37,040
them anymore i think it's a fucking lie

1004
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:38,880
i think they just put it on there to

1005
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:40,640
to bring you in and then it's just

1006
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:42,640
being fucking washed every single time

1007
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,080
then you settle for fries don't you

1008
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:45,920
then you get a mediocre meal you get it

1009
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:49,440
you get a satisfied meal not a happy one

1010
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:52,880
but a satisfied meal for mcdonald's

1011
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:54,960
you know there's no ice

1012
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:56,720
i'm just satisfied to have the food but

1013
00:35:56,720 --> 00:35:58,080
i'd be a lot happier if i could get my

1014
00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:00,080
ice cream

1015
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:02,240
you guys understand yeah and lately it's

1016
00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:04,320
been getting expensive as hell

1017
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:06,480
even mcdonald's yeah mcdonald's is stupid

1018
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:08,560
how how the hell can mcdonald's charge

1019
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:10,240
like 12 dollars for a meal when i can

1020
00:36:10,240 --> 00:36:11,040
go get

1021
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:13,520
a way better millet chilies pretend

1022
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:15,760
they well because they

1023
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:17,920
people keep no sense at all people keep

1024
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:20,080
going yeah i know i don't get it

1025
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:21,440
because they because they're like andy

1026
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:22,720
where they want to get their food and go

1027
00:36:22,720 --> 00:36:25,280
home and eat

1028
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,280
well you can do that with chilies yeah

1029
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:28,400
chili says to go

1030
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:29,920
yeah they don't have a drive-through

1031
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:32,160
yeah i mean you don't want to walk in

1032
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:33,600
because then they're like one person

1033
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:36,080
ordering four things

1034
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:40,960
what's going on and a milkshake

1035
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:42,720
like you did that the other day right

1036
00:36:42,720 --> 00:36:44,320
and he's the type of guy too to be like

1037
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:46,240
lying he's like i got friends at home i

1038
00:36:46,240 --> 00:36:47,680
promise

1039
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:50,880
the misses and the kids

1040
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:52,720
i don't eat this junk wait did you

1041
00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:54,160
actually do that last week

1042
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:57,040
no i went to uh sometimes i get i get i

1043
00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:58,480
meet someone out in the wild when i'm at

1044
00:36:58,480 --> 00:36:59,840
walmart and they'll be like why is there

1045
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:00,480
like

1046
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:03,200
10 lunchables in your fucking cart and i

1047
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:05,840
have to make up children

1048
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:07,280
and if they know i don't have any then i

1049
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:08,720
have to make up that i've kidnapped

1050
00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:10,640
children and it's like even it's even

1051
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:12,880
harder that point they're like what

1052
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:15,280
you kidnapped children well yeah at this

1053
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:15,840
point

1054
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:17,920
i'm back to no corner i can't tell you i

1055
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:19,600
like pizzas lunchables

1056
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:22,880
so fuck it uh why can't you

1057
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:26,800
because i'm a man uh set designer this

1058
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:29,040
is great

1059
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:34,400
your voice broke on that one i'm a man

1060
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:40,240
bumper cam is stupid um the mohawks so

1061
00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:42,480
they they chart okay the mohawks such a

1062
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:43,920
lame lame ass

1063
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:45,680
group i like a bobo's little friend he's

1064
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:48,160
like damn it mess him up bro

1065
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:50,480
like that dude i'm like what the fuck is up

1066
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:51,280
with him

1067
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:54,880
um but a bobo and then they're like 50

1068
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:55,440
bucks

1069
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:57,520
for the the toll and then they fuck off

1070
00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:58,880
right

1071
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:01,120
the amount of like damage they did to

1072
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:01,920
their car

1073
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:04,320
and all that stuff i play the mohawks

1074
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:06,640
really want that fucking 50 bucks they

1075
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:08,240
like

1076
00:38:08,240 --> 00:38:11,280
their ass damn and at the same time why

1077
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:13,440
the fuck would you go down the alleyway

1078
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:16,320
that you know from the start oh yeah you

1079
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:18,160
know they're flipped down

1080
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:19,680
all the way down there why the hell

1081
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:22,000
should i go in and ruin my car

1082
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,640
like it's weird but dobo a bobo doesn't

1083
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:25,520
think with his

1084
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:28,000
yeah oh yeah i know his brain you know

1085
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,320
he lost a couple chromosomes or so

1086
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:32,320
i but that's probably because of the

1087
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:35,760
air the paint chips and the paint chips

1088
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:36,720
in the glue

1089
00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:39,200
now i said dude he but he can lift eight

1090
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:40,240
tons

1091
00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:42,800
that's what they said they said to

1092
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:43,600
start

1093
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:46,160
a bobo he can lift eight tons or five

1094
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:47,520
tons or whatever it's like

1095
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:50,320
holy shit and then later when uh shuko

1096
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:50,880
trend

1097
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:53,600
when t1000 is like we're gonna make it

1098
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:54,800
we're gonna make you strong

1099
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:56,160
ten times stronger than any man he's

1100
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:57,600
like i'm already stronger ten times

1101
00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:59,280
stronger this is gonna fucking kill me

1102
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:01,440
and it's like well and it turns them

1103
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:04,000
into a giant fucking penis scrotum

1104
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:09,280
uh uh and uh he ends up joining the

1105
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:11,440
the most colorful children gang you've

1106
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:12,480
ever seen in your life

1107
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,320
the power core whatever the fuck they

1108
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:15,760
call themselves

1109
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:19,200
uh oh brother this guy thing

1110
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:23,040
yeah dude the power core is lit uh

1111
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:26,320
elisa malano hot are we saying hot

1112
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:26,880
oh yeah

1113
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:29,920
oh yeah yeah yeah she definitely uh she

1114
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:31,200
like a tomboy build

1115
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:32,960
she definitely feels that uh crazy

1116
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:34,880
hotness scale pretty well

1117
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:36,400
see i don't i don't see it i think the

1118
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:38,320
short hair that kills it for me i just

1119
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:39,440
mean in general

1120
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:41,280
no in what general elisa malano is hot

1121
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:43,600
we yeah but she's fucking crazy or was

1122
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:46,160
but oh even in real life yeah was she a

1123
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:47,520
cytotolic

1124
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:49,840
she just had some like off the wall

1125
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:53,280
feelings and who cares she's hot yeah

1126
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:54,400
she's hot

1127
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:56,800
uh why is mohawk working for chuko i

1128
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:57,760
don't know

1129
00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:59,760
i did it at the time why did they have

1130
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:02,480
to cgi the elevator going down

1131
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,160
that was so bad that was the worst

1132
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:05,360
example of cgi

1133
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:08,400
in an already bad cgi movie and it's

1134
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:10,160
just to show an elevator going down they

1135
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:12,080
really wanted a shot of a camera at the

1136
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:13,520
bottom of an elevator shaft

1137
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:15,280
having an elevator drop quicker than

1138
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:17,760
normal to imply that there's a

1139
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:20,000
subterranean floor instead of just

1140
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,680
using a fucking elevator

1141
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:24,720
yeah instead of just showing an elevator or

1142
00:40:24,720 --> 00:40:27,520
just have them just be in the lab be

1143
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:28,720
where you're going to have to be i don't

1144
00:40:28,720 --> 00:40:30,640
care that it's 20 feet down

1145
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:33,760
um i do like his line though you're like

1146
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:35,840
a son to me and like a son i can always

1147
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:37,440
have more

1148
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:39,920
that was cold that was like fuck dude

1149
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:41,360
that's a great line

1150
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:45,600
to tell a bobo uh weird social

1151
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:47,760
commentary like madonna and tom arnold

1152
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:49,280
get a divorce

1153
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:50,480
i don't know what's going on there

1154
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:52,560
tom arnold called you crispies instead

1155
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:53,840
of rice crispies

1156
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:55,440
just like you i'm like i don't know

1157
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:58,000
what's up there uh

1158
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:01,840
cop dad is a pussy i'll say that now

1159
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:04,480
oh yeah he's a sort of

1160
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:07,360
100 100

1161
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:10,880
he was supposed to be happy the entire

1162
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:15,360
oh dude when he shows up at their at the

1163
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:17,520
at the i was gonna say the three ninjas

1164
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:19,360
hideout but the double dragons when he

1165
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:21,520
shows up at the double dragons

1166
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:24,400
he uh he takes his sunglasses off at the

1167
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:25,600
same time

1168
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:29,200
his uh lash and whoever his two little

1169
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:31,040
asian dudes take their sunglasses off

1170
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:32,640
double mint twins the double mint

1171
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:34,400
twins oh is that yeah that's great

1172
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:35,840
that's what i call them that's perfect

1173
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:37,120
like the double mint double mint

1174
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:39,280
don't they i was like they eat something

1175
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:40,320
yeah i think they eat some double

1176
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:41,920
mcgum on the way over i was like i was

1177
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:43,600
like double mint i like that they don't

1178
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:44,880
say a fucking word except for at the

1179
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:46,000
end they're like come on dude what the

1180
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,440
fuck happened

1181
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:51,120
this sucks let's get out of here uh

1182
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:53,920
so lotus flower is the name of the

1183
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:55,520
chick she dies

1184
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:58,320
which great like did she really have to

1185
00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:01,200
die like she could have like

1186
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:03,920
her dying did not progress the story at

1187
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:05,120
all

1188
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:07,120
really didn't she should she knows the

1189
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:08,880
story

1190
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:10,720
she should have her story she should

1191
00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:12,240
have been kidnapped and then they had a

1192
00:42:12,240 --> 00:42:13,840
reason to go after him yeah because

1193
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:15,760
literally she dies and they have the

1194
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:17,360
medallion and the one thing they know is

1195
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:19,120
to never give shuko the medallion and

1196
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:20,640
they go right after them

1197
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:22,720
instead of just leaving or dropping it in

1198
00:42:22,720 --> 00:42:25,280
the ocean like

1199
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:26,880
he literally just has human beings

1200
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:28,960
looking for it so

1201
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:32,400
they thought that they died in the lake

1202
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:33,920
and oh and when they were going through

1203
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:35,360
the lake of like the destroyed los

1204
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:37,120
angeles like oh look it's regular los

1205
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:39,600
angeles it's gonna hold a regular la

1206
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:43,520
uh but yeah when they they should just

1207
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:45,920
dropped it in the middle of the fucking

1208
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:47,200
ocean he would never find it

1209
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:49,920
but my uh my thought of that elephant

1210
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:50,720
looking guy was

1211
00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:53,600
the morphine dro Joe origin story which

1212
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:55,360
elephant looked like

1213
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:58,080
friday guy

1214
00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:02,480
shuko like ghosts are like ghost

1215
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:04,000
i don't remember this guy yeah he's like

1216
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,320
wearing a black uh

1217
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:09,360
looks like an elephant like the elephant

1218
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:11,040
man like pretty like pretty close he had

1219
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:12,560
a fucked up forehead he looked like

1220
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:14,640
he's been playing out in radiation like

1221
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:16,240
are you talking about a bobo that's what it

1222
00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:17,360
sounds like you're talking about no no

1223
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:19,600
it's a totally different guy

1224
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:21,280
totally different guy he's only in that

1225
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:22,720
one scene

1226
00:43:22,720 --> 00:43:24,080
well i know during the movie theater

1227
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:27,200
fight i put i see that we've now reached

1228
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:29,360
the home alone portion of the fight it's

1229
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:30,720
when uh

1230
00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:32,720
it's when i think it's after that after

1231
00:43:32,720 --> 00:43:34,080
that yeah were they fighting and he

1232
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:35,200
breaks like the

1233
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:38,320
the gumball yeah the gumball machine

1234
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:40,480
that was the lamest part of the whole if

1235
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:42,640
someone my

1236
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:44,480
you're my henchman for this scenario

1237
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:46,000
yeah okay and you're a good henchman

1238
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,200
you're going to do what i ask you to do

1239
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:48,720
because i pay you well i'll take care

1240
00:43:48,720 --> 00:43:49,760
of your family and take care of

1241
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:51,120
everybody you love right

1242
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:52,400
and i treat you well treat you with

1243
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:54,480
respect okay the most part that i know

1244
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:56,320
yes yeah okay i mean yeah in this

1245
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:59,200
scenario yeah

1246
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:02,640
i when i so if i ask you to go

1247
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,080
kill these two dudes and bring me the

1248
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:05,600
medallion

1249
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:07,360
and you're and you now have one of them

1250
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:08,720
locked in front of you

1251
00:44:08,720 --> 00:44:11,760
very close to you it's five feet away

1252
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:13,040
and i need you to kill him i need you

1253
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:14,800
to take that medallion

1254
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:17,280
he gets the bright idea to smash a

1255
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:18,800
gumball machine a bunch of gumballs are

1256
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:20,400
now flying your way

1257
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:22,000
does that in any way prevent you from

1258
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:25,120
attacking this guy and killing him

1259
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:28,480
at that point i think i've fired yes like

1260
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:30,240
you said as as an i fire because i'm

1261
00:44:30,240 --> 00:44:31,840
not doing my damn job right i haven't

1262
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:34,160
how could gumball stop me at this point

1263
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:35,920
no i'm saying would they in real life

1264
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:40,000
stop you oh stop me like they stop that

1265
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,520
asian guy i'm asking if they would stop

1266
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:44,800
you because in my mind i stand there

1267
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:48,080
i have gumballs lightly tap this rubber

1268
00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:49,360
part of my shoe

1269
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:52,960
as they roll by at at a very slow

1270
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:55,200
velocity and then i just walked forward

1271
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:56,880
crushing gumballs under my feet

1272
00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:58,800
as i go to kill the person i was there

1273
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:00,400
to kill and doesn't he throw like a

1274
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:02,240
handful at him too and that stops him

1275
00:45:02,240 --> 00:45:04,800
originally oh yeah he throws them and

1276
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:06,400
then he then he goes then he goes like

1277
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:08,160
check this and like hit but with that

1278
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:10,320
fighting scene i i give it like a three

1279
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:12,560
it's like again like unrealistic i i

1280
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:16,400
again i don't know 100 right that's out

1281
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:19,760
of 100 right the three is out of 100

1282
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:21,760
yeah let's go with that out of 100 that's

1283
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:24,320
a nice let's be nice better than yet

1284
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:26,480
100 i think i saw my children have a

1285
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:28,320
more intense fight scene than that

1286
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:32,320
yeah i put down mohawk mohawk

1287
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:34,880
that's because he turns into a giant

1288
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:36,240
penis uh

1289
00:45:36,240 --> 00:45:40,160
you see that's when we meet him uh

1290
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:44,080
oh uh and he was useless in that he just

1291
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:45,680
like charged them and like chased them

1292
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:46,960
around yelling

1293
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:48,800
and then he falls villain of all time

1294
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:50,080
because then he falls he gets

1295
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:52,400
that you know it's caught in a foam pit i

1296
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:53,200
think right or so

1297
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:55,440
uh it's like a net in a net and then

1298
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:57,200
they he gets captured by the

1299
00:45:57,200 --> 00:46:00,080
pride parade uh power core or whatever

1300
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:03,440
and they uh and they rehabilitate him i

1301
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:04,640
guess

1302
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:06,640
they try to no they know they like they

1303
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:08,240
just beat him fucking at the end he's

1304
00:46:08,240 --> 00:46:10,720
no he's like uh like in the end he looks

1305
00:46:10,720 --> 00:46:12,320
in a mirror and realizes how like what

1306
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:15,760
he turned into a dick yeah but he's like

1307
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:17,040
they're like feeding them spinach the

1308
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:20,400
whole time to get the secrets out

1309
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:21,680
holy shit would you look at that thing

1310
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:23,600
a micro penis is

1311
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:25,600
squashed against the ball sack it's

1312
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:28,960
mohawk is what i wrote uh

1313
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:31,440
what motivates goons to fight after

1314
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:33,120
they've been betrayed

1315
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:35,040
i've always wanted to know that like why

1316
00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:36,320
is a bobo fighting

1317
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:39,120
why does he like shuko straight up was

1318
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:40,480
like all right fucking i don't need you

1319
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:42,480
leave them behind and then a bobo is

1320
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:43,520
like

1321
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:45,680
i still owe i i owe him everything i'm

1322
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:46,960
gonna fight for him whatever even though

1323
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:48,000
he

1324
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,360
like literally made you go into that

1325
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:51,040
machine against your will turned you to

1326
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:52,800
a scrota monster and then now you're

1327
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:54,160
like

1328
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:55,920
now you're you're gonna still on his

1329
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:58,160
side yours ride or die bitch no dude

1330
00:46:58,160 --> 00:46:59,840
that's fucking stupid after that this

1331
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:01,520
guy looks like they'll come in

1332
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:04,800
there we go yeah he's another thing too

1333
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:07,520
oh yeah he is he's in he's in uh he's in

1334
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:08,240
the original

1335
00:47:08,240 --> 00:47:11,040
hilltop

1336
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:15,760
oh uh the the chick lash

1337
00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:18,960
uh how many one-liners does she mean

1338
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:20,720
because she literally was like is it hot

1339
00:47:20,720 --> 00:47:22,400
in here or is it just me

1340
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:24,800
and then immediately after i'll be outside

1341
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:26,400
like it's just like every time it went

1342
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:27,840
to her she just had a one-liner she

1343
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:29,360
looked right at the camera

1344
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:31,280
winked and said i'm the sex appeal i

1345
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:33,200
think i think she slept with someone for

1346
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:33,760
that role

1347
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:36,080
oh yeah she hasn't been in much well she

1348
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:37,840
was in uh she's in

1349
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:40,560
uh not pride and prejudice what's the

1350
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:41,600
soap opera

1351
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:44,480
that's general hospital not general

1352
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:47,680
what's the other one uh all my family

1353
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:50,640
oh uh that one children all my children

1354
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:52,000
i think she's in all my children

1355
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,880
and for like three or four thousand

1356
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:58,240
episodes because only because they do it

1357
00:47:58,240 --> 00:47:58,880
every day

1358
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:01,120
it's five days a week they have if you go

1359
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:02,720
to the imdb of some of these soap

1360
00:48:02,720 --> 00:48:04,160
operas like general hospital their

1361
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:05,440
characters are in the

1362
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:08,720
nine ten thousand episode range of

1363
00:48:08,720 --> 00:48:11,280
episodes they've appeared because soap

1364
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:12,240
operas are every

1365
00:48:12,240 --> 00:48:14,320
fucking day she's got a new episode

1366
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:16,080
she's a general hospital general

1367
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:18,400
hospital there we go same shit

1368
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:21,840
um so great practical effects with

1369
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:26,480
explosions um i think that the shadow

1370
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:27,520
scene where

1371
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:30,880
shuko chokes the mongoloid is that the

1372
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:31,600
one yeah

1373
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:33,680
i'm working on the mongoloid morton joe

1374
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:35,680
the origin story yeah i thought that was

1375
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:36,800
pretty that was a cool scene

1376
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:38,880
i thought it was fantastic uh the

1377
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:40,720
outside fight is

1378
00:48:40,720 --> 00:48:44,080
bad so many people dress stupid and

1379
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:45,440
doing nothing

1380
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:49,200
when the lees end up running like all we

1381
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:50,960
gotta do is make it to and then they

1382
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:52,400
like run into that

1383
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:54,880
the where we meet in which the warrior

1384
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:56,640
scene the weird warriors cosplay

1385
00:48:56,640 --> 00:49:01,360
bro those some of those costumes are so

1386
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:04,000
i hate to use the word but they are

1387
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,160
absolutely retarded they are we have

1388
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:08,320
minds that are wearing gloves

1389
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:10,480
that have bulbous points at the end of

1390
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:12,240
each finger that must be

1391
00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:14,720
foam or some shit inside of it no reason

1392
00:49:14,720 --> 00:49:16,560
for it to be there they can't even pick

1393
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:18,400
something up if they wanted to with

1394
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:19,440
that shit they're there

1395
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:21,200
so they have and they can't even make a

1396
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:22,640
fist they can't make a fist it's

1397
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:24,080
pointless they can just slap you with

1398
00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:25,040
some foam

1399
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:26,880
fingers and hope you call it a day my

1400
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:28,960
wife said uh she's like what what the

1401
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:30,560
director tell all these people like

1402
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:33,120
bring the weirdest shit you can find

1403
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:35,040
he found a bunch of mimes it was just

1404
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:36,880
like yeah come on guys

1405
00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:41,200
it's absolutely one of the

1406
00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:44,160
worst fight scenes i've ever seen it's

1407
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:44,800
the

1408
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:47,760
it's the most egregious example of

1409
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:50,160
stand around to do nothing itis that

1410
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:52,000
i've ever seen in a movie

1411
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:57,120
where 50 guys against two dudes

1412
00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:59,120
it's over i don't care if those two

1413
00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:00,320
dudes are

1414
00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:03,360
fucking uh master chief outside of his

1415
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:04,480
armor you know what i mean

1416
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:07,840
50 dudes versus two dudes is there

1417
00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:11,600
50 really motivated guys

1418
00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:13,600
it even with little to no fight

1419
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:15,040
experience

1420
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:17,600
against you and one other fighter of

1421
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:19,120
your choice mahi

1422
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:22,880
do you think you got it oh they got it

1423
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:26,240
50 guys we're talking not not

1424
00:50:26,240 --> 00:50:29,040
not i remember when the me and uh me and

1425
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:30,320
a friend

1426
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:32,800
uh you know we were actually these uh

1427
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:34,400
these kids at a park right and they

1428
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:35,920
thought they were hard and they made my

1429
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:38,080
friend eat some white dog shit

1430
00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:39,600
and then next thing you know we were

1431
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:41,600
fucking up the next day we went back and

1432
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:42,640
fought

1433
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:45,520
no just kidding i was i was making a plot

1434
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:47,440
of step brothers

1435
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:50,400
like if him and dario like even me and dario

1436
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:51,440
like 50 like

1437
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:54,000
damn 50 unordered a lot yeah that's what

1438
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:55,280
i'm saying like they might be more

1439
00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:57,120
motivated but they were unorganized they

1440
00:50:57,120 --> 00:50:59,120
kept on single fighting them there's no

1441
00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:01,440
no i'm on the best drugs there must be

1442
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:03,440
if i'm gonna find that that much people

1443
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:05,040
yeah there's a that's the thing because

1444
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:06,800
you can't take on 10 coming at you no

1445
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:08,480
matter what that's what i'm saying

1446
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:10,320
but one at a time that's a different

1447
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:13,200
story but if actually there's been one

1448
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:13,840
movie

1449
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:16,720
old boy that kind of does the fight

1450
00:51:16,720 --> 00:51:18,400
against a bunch of people right

1451
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:21,200
because they put them in a hallway and

1452
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:23,440
you see it from a two like a side

1453
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:24,320
school or perspective

1454
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:26,320
hallway c the daredevil hallway well this

1455
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:28,400
one's i think even better yeah old boys

1456
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:30,160
are really old boys even better

1457
00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:33,120
see fighting with people but uh there's

1458
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:34,720
that and then um i also think another

1459
00:51:34,720 --> 00:51:37,760
great example is there's a movie that is

1460
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:41,440
i think it's done in one take i believe

1461
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:42,640
the whole movie

1462
00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:45,920
and it's one samurai versus a hundred

1463
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:46,640
men

1464
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:48,640
and it's in a village and he just he's

1465
00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:50,160
like just walking around this village

1466
00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:51,360
everyone's attacking him from every

1467
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:52,800
angle but he just keeps fucking them up

1468
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:53,760
and kill

1469
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:55,840
and uh it's not great because they

1470
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:57,280
decided to do it in one

1471
00:51:57,280 --> 00:52:00,000
shot and so it had to be very super

1472
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,240
organized all that kind of stuff so

1473
00:52:02,240 --> 00:52:04,720
it looks a little cheesy not every kill

1474
00:52:04,720 --> 00:52:06,560
looks convincing the john wick scene

1475
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:07,920
where he goes up the stairs that's

1476
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:10,320
another similar scene like that

1477
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:12,800
every time he fell down the stairs he's dead

1478
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:14,720
but nope he got back up if he can

1479
00:52:14,720 --> 00:52:16,800
survive getting shot falling off five

1480
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:19,680
feet or five stories and just landing on

1481
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:21,520
the ground and it's getting up sorry

1482
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:26,080
spoilers for going with yeah two or three

1483
00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:28,000
like one of the earlier i own them all

1484
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:28,800
so

1485
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:32,480
oh what the fuck uh

1486
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:38,000
so uh bad um oh at one point the cops

1487
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:39,040
like yeah they keep

1488
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:42,000
they keep chanting the truce is over man

1489
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,880
and i'm like are they is did they add the

1490
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:45,440
man

1491
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:47,840
to the end of that shit like i get the

1492
00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:51,600
truce is over the truce is over not the

1493
00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:53,520
truce is over man

1494
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:57,360
the truth the truce is over man that's a

1495
00:52:57,360 --> 00:53:00,480
such a stupid chant so uh i didn't like

1496
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:02,080
that i wrote it down why do they add the

1497
00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:02,800
man

1498
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:04,320
when when they get after that scene

1499
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:06,960
when they go in the shack

1500
00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:08,800
i put down these guys definitely have

1501
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:11,600
adhp

1502
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:13,200
they're like they're like in like the

1503
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:15,920
like arms like uh like something out of

1504
00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:17,520
uh night of the living dead

1505
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:19,040
you know the arms are pushing through

1506
00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:20,560
the walls and they're like hey check out

1507
00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:21,520
this bike

1508
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:25,040
i can ride this thing i know what you're

1509
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:26,400
talking about yeah

1510
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:28,400
everyone stops pushing against the wall

1511
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:29,920
the moment they start looking around

1512
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:31,520
for clues the moments they start

1513
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:32,800
playing a point and click adventure

1514
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:33,120
game

1515
00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:34,960
yeah a point on everything to see if it

1516
00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:36,560
works uh

1517
00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:39,680
and they eventually find boat they have

1518
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:40,640
a really fun

1519
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:42,960
why is the water flammable scene which i

1520
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:43,840
loved

1521
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:47,600
uh oh and then uh when they

1522
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:50,400
when they find the power core and they

1523
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:51,040
take the

1524
00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:52,640
special entrance that leads them down

1525
00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:54,720
the tunnel and they wake up and they're

1526
00:53:54,720 --> 00:53:57,040
surrounded by a bunch of intimidating

1527
00:53:57,040 --> 00:54:00,080
fucking five-year-olds in rainbow

1528
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:02,160
uniforms and that's supposed to be the

1529
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:03,520
intimidate did you do you remember that

1530
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:05,040
when they fall down that pit

1531
00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:06,800
and you just have a bunch of kids like

1532
00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:08,960
like menacingly like holding up

1533
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:10,000
carotidins

1534
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:11,840
they even have the proper stance mike

1535
00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:13,440
what the hell's going on here

1536
00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:16,000
nothing if i was billy or ugly or

1537
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:17,040
whatever their names are i would have

1538
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:18,560
stood up and i would have i would have

1539
00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:20,240
smacked the first kid to prove

1540
00:54:20,240 --> 00:54:21,760
dominance

1541
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:23,040
i would have just i would have picked

1542
00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:25,040
him up and thrown him across the room

1543
00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:26,880
and i would have been like now what put

1544
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:28,560
your hands down you look silly

1545
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:30,240
like the show take me to your leader

1546
00:54:30,240 --> 00:54:32,080
like the sick wizard bodge joke

1547
00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:34,080
oscope that she says she's like let's

1548
00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:36,240
try clicking your heel

1549
00:54:36,240 --> 00:54:39,120
dope that was a good burn that was a good burn

1550
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:40,400
yeah least intimidating group of

1551
00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:41,760
children i've ever seen

1552
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:44,720
uh then cop and lash fight and i'm like

1553
00:54:44,720 --> 00:54:45,200
nope

1554
00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:47,760
op wins every fucking time how does lash

1555
00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:49,600
even stand a fucking chance against this

1556
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:50,640
grown man

1557
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:52,720
this is like a woman who just she all

1558
00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:54,480
she knows is one-liners she's not even a

1559
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:55,440
real

1560
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:58,320
fighter she has a whip and

1561
00:54:58,320 --> 00:55:01,440
that whip by the way did so many you'd

1562
00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:02,640
let her whip you come on

1563
00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:06,480
oh i would let her whip me but that's

1564
00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:10,400
different because i don't know dude her

1565
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:11,760
whip in this movie

1566
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:15,520
defied all logic she was able to

1567
00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:17,520
whip around like somebody's waist and

1568
00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:19,040
then just one-handed

1569
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:21,360
pull them across the room to the where

1570
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:22,320
they fall and

1571
00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:23,760
get unconscious immediately but then

1572
00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:25,840
when it's across the pillar

1573
00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:30,080
it's stuck oh yeah it gets it gets

1574
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:32,160
oh can't unwrap yeah but someone's waist

1575
00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:33,520
nope i can run row that

1576
00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:37,840
um maybe if you had so many uh get kicked

1577
00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:39,600
and fall on the ground and you're out

1578
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:40,880
cold

1579
00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:43,520
i was all day long so like in between

1580
00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:44,880
there i had this thought is

1581
00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:47,680
is this truly a post-apocalyptic or just

1582
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:49,360
teens and kids figure out they had they

1583
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:54,160
outnumber the adults

1584
00:55:54,160 --> 00:55:56,320
like is like none of the actual adults

1585
00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:58,240
made any fucking sense but all the like

1586
00:55:58,240 --> 00:55:59,920
it seemed like just kids and teens just

1587
00:55:59,920 --> 00:56:02,400
ran the same episode south park where

1588
00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:03,760
they get the where they tell

1589
00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:05,200
the cops that all the parents are

1590
00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:06,880
molesting them so they all get

1591
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:08,800
arrested and the kids run their own town

1592
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:12,400
yeah had vibes yeah the power core

1593
00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:15,920
oh lame escape it's so fucking lame um

1594
00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:17,360
then when the cop and lash the fighting

1595
00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:19,200
i go did that cop just kill her like he

1596
00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:21,440
just took over what seems like a pretty

1597
00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:26,400
light table

1598
00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:28,400
it's a little who when they're fighting

1599
00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:30,000
cop and lash when they're fighting any

1600
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:31,520
tip throw the table on her and she just

1601
00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:34,000
like

1602
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:37,280
doesn't take much yeah yeah um

1603
00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:39,200
i think that the uh i i don't know why i

1604
00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:40,880
wrote i want lash and elissa milano the

1605
00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:41,600
fuck

1606
00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:43,760
but that is one of my notes you know i

1607
00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:46,560
want lash and melissa milano the fuck

1608
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:49,040
actually i was thinking it much better

1609
00:56:49,040 --> 00:56:51,120
movie i put i put something similar i

1610
00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:52,800
put elissa milano's character is trying

1611
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:53,600
to fuck

1612
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:56,240
oh yeah i think we'd all want to watch

1613
00:56:56,240 --> 00:56:57,280
that right

1614
00:56:57,280 --> 00:57:00,880
yeah i would i would j hollow yeah i

1615
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:02,480
would

1616
00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:04,240
well she's dead now so you guys are all

1617
00:57:04,240 --> 00:57:05,600
neckless agreeable

1618
00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:08,160
it's agreeable so elissa and the actress

1619
00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:09,920
we like to reroute our own movies here

1620
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:10,640
so it's

1621
00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:12,640
we already wrote that one it's uh just

1622
00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:14,720
it's a 20 minute portal it's them two

1623
00:57:14,720 --> 00:57:16,720
fuck

1624
00:57:16,720 --> 00:57:18,640
they use the whip the scene that made me

1625
00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:22,080
last laugh the most last last the most

1626
00:57:22,080 --> 00:57:22,800
was uh

1627
00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:26,560
watching them uh the uh when that like

1628
00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:28,400
he hugged him like he bared hugs him

1629
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:31,440
gimme and like he just like uh

1630
00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:34,960
when who bear hugs who the a bobo

1631
00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:38,240
no no no bobo uh shuko shuko bear hugs

1632
00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:41,920
him when he's uh

1633
00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:44,240
when he turns into one of the court yeah

1634
00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:45,520
when he's doing the only course

1635
00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:49,200
so fucking confused when that corpse

1636
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:52,320
got off that table and was like hey guys

1637
00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:55,040
remember me from uh i'll fuck you up and

1638
00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:55,840
i'm like

1639
00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:58,160
who the fuck is this guy and then it

1640
00:57:58,160 --> 00:57:59,440
took me a while to be like oh

1641
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:01,040
this guy could possess people i don't

1642
00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:03,120
know about that shit but i really

1643
00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:06,480
so fuck i was like did i fall asleep

1644
00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:08,160
because it happens look it happens

1645
00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:09,680
sometimes i fall asleep while watching

1646
00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:10,240
something

1647
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:12,880
i gotta go back i thought i fell asleep i

1648
00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:14,160
rewound i was like no

1649
00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:16,720
i remember all of this what the fuck is

1650
00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:17,280
going i

1651
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:19,360
rewound it i didn't let the scene play

1652
00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:21,120
out which would have explained things

1653
00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:23,360
i rewound it i went back i looked

1654
00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:24,400
through to make sure i didn't miss

1655
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:26,000
anything and i got to that point still

1656
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:26,800
confused

1657
00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:28,480
and i watched going what the fuck is

1658
00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:30,720
happening i did same thing

1659
00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:32,640
i went i went what the fuck i was like

1660
00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:34,560
is this in the game i was like i'm

1661
00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:37,360
confused what's on me

1662
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:39,200
did you did it confuse you guys did you

1663
00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:40,880
know immediately with shuko possessing

1664
00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:42,160
the body

1665
00:58:42,160 --> 00:58:44,320
um that that's the only guy that with

1666
00:58:44,320 --> 00:58:45,440
the power so i assume

1667
00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:47,200
honestly i assume so see see he's he's

1668
00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:48,720
smart but he's just a smart

1669
00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:50,720
he's got the batman brain which is like

1670
00:58:50,720 --> 00:58:52,000
detective thing

1671
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:54,640
rational thing i was like if he was a

1672
00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:55,840
stoner than yes

1673
00:58:55,840 --> 00:58:57,600
yeah if that was a stoner see i don't

1674
00:58:57,600 --> 00:58:59,920
smoke and i was confused

1675
00:58:59,920 --> 00:59:01,840
i was watching i was like did i miss a

1676
00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:03,760
scene was i paying attention to my

1677
00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:05,760
phone a little bit too hard on that one

1678
00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:07,520
i thought i fucking fell asleep as far

1679
00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:09,120
as i could tell only 12 percent of

1680
00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:10,560
people in the world understood this

1681
00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:12,160
movie yeah i don't i don't even think

1682
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:13,600
it was i don't even think those people i

1683
00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:15,280
think those are robots yeah that's just

1684
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:18,000
the imdb rating so i just

1685
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,160
i thought the uh the double dragon

1686
00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:22,560
arcade game in the background was

1687
00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:23,840
why they put it in there yeah that was

1688
00:59:23,840 --> 00:59:26,400
yeah yeah but all of the other arcade

1689
00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:27,520
games were blocked

1690
00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:30,560
blacked out like the the the by

1691
00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:32,080
graffiti because it's in the gang

1692
00:59:32,080 --> 00:59:34,000
hideout or whatever but it's also

1693
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:36,320
couldn't afford the rights to probably

1694
00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:37,280
show the game

1695
00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:39,520
i put uh i don't know why but billy is

1696
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:42,080
really dumb

1697
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:46,160
i'm happy that they uh actually it put

1698
00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:48,560
the game back in because you know when i

1699
00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:51,200
was kid i used to play double graphic

1700
00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:54,000
while

1701
00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:58,000
i'm actually surprised i'm trying to

1702
00:59:58,000 --> 00:59:59,920
think time-wise wait a minute

1703
00:59:59,920 --> 01:00:03,280
double dragon didn't exist anymore

1704
01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:05,200
yeah you so you play the emulators of

1705
01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:06,960
rubble double dragon when you were a kid

1706
01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:10,160
yeah the arcade games have been gone a

1707
01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:12,640
long time but you know what

1708
01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:14,480
some of the places have it but i'm gonna

1709
01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:15,520
say this

1710
01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:18,560
my i think right now it almost felt like

1711
01:00:18,560 --> 01:00:19,760
we were picking on him

1712
01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:23,840
for being young and i want don't put we

1713
01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:26,720
well mike was part of it

1714
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:30,160
yeah i guess i will say this i don't

1715
01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:31,120
think that

1716
01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:33,280
as long like it's weird because it's

1717
01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:34,960
like i want to shame him for being like

1718
01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:36,240
well you didn't play it on the original

1719
01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:38,160
super nintendo when you were a kid

1720
01:00:38,160 --> 01:00:39,520
but then at the same time like well why

1721
01:00:39,520 --> 01:00:40,960
should that matter

1722
01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:42,240
well it doesn't matter if you played it on

1723
01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:44,480
a fucking emulator on a smartphone

1724
01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:46,000
because you're just younger than us and

1725
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:47,200
that's just the way you played it and

1726
01:00:47,200 --> 01:00:48,560
that's just the way you played whatever

1727
01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:49,360
right

1728
01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:51,680
like but the stand-up machines as we

1729
01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:53,120
were talking about before the stand-up

1730
01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:54,800
machines were something completely

1731
01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:57,680
but my uh my beat-em-up game as a child

1732
01:00:57,680 --> 01:00:58,480
was uh

1733
01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:02,080
the simpsons game and streets of rage

1734
01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:04,960
i like streets of rain and golden axe

1735
01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:07,600
for me it was a metal slug because i

1736
01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:08,720
had a slug yeah

1737
01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:12,240
yeah i had a friend actually he owned a

1738
01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:14,560
uh big old house inside the woods i

1739
01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:16,640
remember going down to his basement

1740
01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:18,560
because his basement had a bunch of

1741
01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:22,080
arcade games down there like full big

1742
01:01:22,080 --> 01:01:23,840
old arcade games and one of them was

1743
01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:25,760
metal club three

1744
01:01:25,760 --> 01:01:28,720
did he want to take pictures of you

1745
01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:31,520
no playing different sports oh no no

1746
01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:32,880
okay because i saw an after school

1747
01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:36,320
special

1748
01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:40,240
where uh gary colman's character and

1749
01:01:40,240 --> 01:01:43,600
his friend or whatever they go they go

1750
01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:45,760
to uh they go to this dude's house and

1751
01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:48,480
he takes a dude was p-ditty and he tries

1752
01:01:48,480 --> 01:01:50,000
he tries to take pictures of them in

1753
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:52,080
their underwear and the way you were

1754
01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:53,360
saying it's like i got this friend you

1755
01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:54,400
took me to this house i don't really

1756
01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:55,200
know where

1757
01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:56,640
but uh we went down to the basement i

1758
01:01:56,640 --> 01:01:58,000
was like please tell me it's not a happy

1759
01:01:58,000 --> 01:01:58,880
ending

1760
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:02,800
or or not or not make it a good story

1761
01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:04,320
that's all folks

1762
01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:08,240
let's hope there's no happy ending uh

1763
01:02:08,240 --> 01:02:11,680
but uh wow an hour 20 in billy figures

1764
01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:12,640
it out

1765
01:02:12,640 --> 01:02:14,640
figures what oh yeah he throws it he's

1766
01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:16,160
like fuck this thing he throws in then

1767
01:02:16,160 --> 01:02:16,800
it works

1768
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:18,480
yeah the other guy just has to rub it

1769
01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:19,760
off

1770
01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:22,320
um yeah yeah the throwing the

1771
01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:23,920
medallion i put the throwing the

1772
01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:25,040
medallion

1773
01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:28,240
yay

1774
01:02:28,240 --> 01:02:30,480
uh why did i put that was an awesome

1775
01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:33,200
transition into the two sword guys

1776
01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:35,680
oh because he like puts them together

1777
01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:37,440
oh i went together and then they turned

1778
01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:38,240
into two

1779
01:02:38,240 --> 01:02:40,560
yeah did the dragons turn into two

1780
01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:42,160
different dudes at one point at the end

1781
01:02:42,160 --> 01:02:42,720
there and fight

1782
01:02:42,720 --> 01:02:45,120
yes yeah that was weird but uh i put on

1783
01:02:45,120 --> 01:02:46,000
that i put

1784
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:47,440
they couldn't defeat the guy with half

1785
01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:51,600
of one but full power easy peasy

1786
01:02:53,280 --> 01:02:56,240
wait the whole plot of the movie the guy

1787
01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:58,080
gets the full medallion

1788
01:02:58,080 --> 01:02:59,520
and then and then they can kick his

1789
01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:01,120
ass like were they regular humans when

1790
01:03:01,120 --> 01:03:02,400
they get yeah yeah because then they

1791
01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:03,600
took the medallion they popped the

1792
01:03:03,600 --> 01:03:07,040
medallion

1793
01:03:07,040 --> 01:03:09,600
and then i put uh adobo when he's a

1794
01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:10,800
penis monster

1795
01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:13,600
i put he gets angry busts out and does

1796
01:03:13,600 --> 01:03:14,720
absolutely nothing

1797
01:03:14,720 --> 01:03:16,640
he's the worst villain it's all fucking

1798
01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:17,360
thing

1799
01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:19,920
uh oh by the way if we're talking uh

1800
01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:23,360
beat-em-ups then i absolutely have to uh

1801
01:03:23,360 --> 01:03:27,600
recommend that you play the brand new

1802
01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:30,640
ninja turtles game mute may or not that's

1803
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:31,680
the move

1804
01:03:31,680 --> 01:03:34,960
but there is a i think it's free on game

1805
01:03:34,960 --> 01:03:35,440
pass

1806
01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:38,160
if you have xbox i think it's um very

1807
01:03:38,160 --> 01:03:39,600
inexpensive if you're buying it on

1808
01:03:39,600 --> 01:03:41,680
another platform but it's a

1809
01:03:41,680 --> 01:03:44,480
absolutely banger beat-em-up that's

1810
01:03:44,480 --> 01:03:46,720
designed to look and feel exactly like

1811
01:03:46,720 --> 01:03:48,880
an old school

1812
01:03:48,880 --> 01:03:52,640
uh an old school beat-em-up like that

1813
01:03:52,640 --> 01:03:55,200
and it's ninja turtles and uh there's

1814
01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:56,720
some fun little additions i think you

1815
01:03:56,720 --> 01:03:59,120
could play as uh

1816
01:03:59,120 --> 01:04:00,880
like more you play is more than just

1817
01:04:00,880 --> 01:04:03,280
the ninja turtle like kasey jones april

1818
01:04:03,280 --> 01:04:04,400
o'neill

1819
01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:06,880
uh i'm hoping villains i know they did a

1820
01:04:06,880 --> 01:04:08,560
dlc i haven't played it yet but it's

1821
01:04:08,560 --> 01:04:08,960
great

1822
01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:13,440
so if you like beat-em-ups uh

1823
01:04:13,440 --> 01:04:17,600
the power uh the chinese dudes were very

1824
01:04:17,600 --> 01:04:18,960
funny when they were leaving

1825
01:04:18,960 --> 01:04:26,400
and then uh i put i don't understand

1826
01:04:26,400 --> 01:04:28,960
all right that's i mean i that's all my

1827
01:04:28,960 --> 01:04:30,080
notes

1828
01:04:30,080 --> 01:04:32,320
overall you have three pages of notes on

1829
01:04:32,320 --> 01:04:34,000
this movie i have like two notes

1830
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:36,080
yeah what are your two notes this movie

1831
01:04:36,080 --> 01:04:39,040
sucks

1832
01:04:39,040 --> 01:04:41,440
and it's the worst cringe dialogue i've

1833
01:04:41,440 --> 01:04:43,840
ever heard in my life

1834
01:04:43,840 --> 01:04:46,000
fair enough i mean listen it's hard to

1835
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:47,360
save this movie

1836
01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:49,200
yes and at the end of it where is this

1837
01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:51,120
pretty much um at the happy

1838
01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:53,040
approach you know a happy ending at the

1839
01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:54,400
beautiful city

1840
01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:56,720
and then next you know the henchman

1841
01:04:56,720 --> 01:04:57,760
comes down you know like

1842
01:04:57,760 --> 01:05:00,000
what you gotta do now you're just like i

1843
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:01,200
thought i heard one of them i think we

1844
01:05:01,200 --> 01:05:03,120
should do figured skating now

1845
01:05:03,120 --> 01:05:04,720
and they're just talking to him like

1846
01:05:04,720 --> 01:05:07,680
yeah fuck that guy you know but

1847
01:05:07,680 --> 01:05:09,040
but overall are you talking about the two

1848
01:05:09,040 --> 01:05:11,520
asian guys yeah those two henchmen the

1849
01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:13,120
two double men twins yeah the double

1850
01:05:13,120 --> 01:05:15,120
men twins they were they were so funny i

1851
01:05:15,120 --> 01:05:15,760
thought they

1852
01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:18,400
wouldn't speak english and then why

1853
01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:19,680
would you think that well because they

1854
01:05:19,680 --> 01:05:20,720
didn't say a word throughout the whole

1855
01:05:20,720 --> 01:05:21,120
thing

1856
01:05:21,120 --> 01:05:25,120
oh and they were two guys

1857
01:05:25,120 --> 01:05:28,720
it's a trap it's a trap yeah forget it

1858
01:05:28,720 --> 01:05:31,520
uh well overall like i said

1859
01:05:31,520 --> 01:05:32,880
um if you were talking about you know

1860
01:05:32,880 --> 01:05:34,000
with the category

1861
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:37,440
um a d i give a d

1862
01:05:37,440 --> 01:05:39,360
yeah because it doesn't have the good

1863
01:05:39,360 --> 01:05:40,960
like you know realistic

1864
01:05:40,960 --> 01:05:43,360
reports um you know with with the

1865
01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:44,320
pie scene

1866
01:05:44,320 --> 01:05:46,720
uh they did ask him you know karate and

1867
01:05:46,720 --> 01:05:47,760
some takumando

1868
01:05:47,760 --> 01:05:49,920
techniques there but if i was in the

1869
01:05:49,920 --> 01:05:51,520
same like probably kicking everybody's

1870
01:05:51,520 --> 01:05:53,280
ass

1871
01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:55,760
but overall yeah it's i i gave the end of

1872
01:05:55,760 --> 01:05:58,800
the day category but how about you joe

1873
01:05:58,800 --> 01:06:01,520
for me i would probably give it the same

1874
01:06:01,520 --> 01:06:02,080
because

1875
01:06:02,080 --> 01:06:04,560
it was it was a little it was a bit

1876
01:06:04,560 --> 01:06:05,840
lackluster

1877
01:06:05,840 --> 01:06:08,880
honestly and as i said before you know

1878
01:06:08,880 --> 01:06:09,600
the fight

1879
01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:11,680
the fight scenes were lackluster you

1880
01:06:11,680 --> 01:06:12,880
know when

1881
01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:15,840
it was just a couple punches and a kick

1882
01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:18,480
wow they go flying back hit the ground

1883
01:06:18,480 --> 01:06:21,520
oh buddy you know it's weird and at the

1884
01:06:21,520 --> 01:06:22,960
same time

1885
01:06:22,960 --> 01:06:27,120
that like dani that dani phantom

1886
01:06:27,120 --> 01:06:29,280
paranormal activity

1887
01:06:29,280 --> 01:06:31,760
you know type shit

1888
01:06:31,760 --> 01:06:33,440
none of us get the reference i know i

1889
01:06:33,440 --> 01:06:35,680
can i understand what he is but

1890
01:06:35,680 --> 01:06:37,920
mike doesn't know what a phantom

1891
01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:40,000
that's hilarious i love it keep saying

1892
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:42,240
young shit mike it blows my mind

1893
01:06:42,240 --> 01:06:45,920
but seriously it's slang right

1894
01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:48,800
much appreciate much but it was just

1895
01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:49,760
weird

1896
01:06:49,760 --> 01:06:52,160
and how the phantom grabbed the

1897
01:06:52,160 --> 01:06:53,520
medallion

1898
01:06:53,520 --> 01:06:56,320
and just slithered back with nobody's

1899
01:06:56,320 --> 01:06:58,800
knowledge i was just confused about

1900
01:06:58,800 --> 01:07:01,600
i was like what what the hell

1901
01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:03,920
what the hell how how is he grabbing it

1902
01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:05,120
if he's like

1903
01:07:05,120 --> 01:07:08,400
fucking shadow how he's grabbing physical

1904
01:07:08,400 --> 01:07:09,200
objects

1905
01:07:09,200 --> 01:07:10,960
fucking shadow don't doubt him on

1906
01:07:10,960 --> 01:07:12,560
fucking shadow

1907
01:07:12,560 --> 01:07:15,440
that's you give it to you as well

1908
01:07:15,440 --> 01:07:17,600
yeah

1909
01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:19,600
i'm thinking about firing our boss after

1910
01:07:19,600 --> 01:07:22,000
watching this

1911
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:25,040
um how do you well really i mean what he

1912
01:07:25,040 --> 01:07:26,720
was describing like okay well i never

1913
01:07:26,720 --> 01:07:28,320
saw it but hey

1914
01:07:28,320 --> 01:07:29,920
you know when i see it's got marcus

1915
01:07:29,920 --> 01:07:32,720
goskos and

1916
01:07:32,720 --> 01:07:35,760
scott wolfen i'm like those guys

1917
01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:39,040
they can fight both of them why the

1918
01:07:39,040 --> 01:07:39,520
fuck

1919
01:07:39,520 --> 01:07:42,400
did they not use them to their ability

1920
01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:44,160
we did see some athletic

1921
01:07:44,160 --> 01:07:46,560
yeah i was like they're they're i think

1922
01:07:46,560 --> 01:07:47,760
they're young

1923
01:07:47,760 --> 01:07:51,600
needed the money uh they're blackmailed

1924
01:07:51,600 --> 01:07:53,920
uh they were blackmailed yeah i mean

1925
01:07:53,920 --> 01:07:55,600
there's there's numerous of

1926
01:07:55,600 --> 01:07:57,360
negative reasons there has to be an

1927
01:07:57,360 --> 01:07:59,520
explanation because it should have been

1928
01:07:59,520 --> 01:08:00,800
so much better

1929
01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:04,160
uh it it's i mean i can't there's some

1930
01:08:04,160 --> 01:08:06,000
funny stuff in it so i can't give it a

1931
01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:08,400
w but i can give it an f

1932
01:08:08,400 --> 01:08:11,680
not an f plus no it's really you're

1933
01:08:11,680 --> 01:08:13,040
talking even with all the world

1934
01:08:13,040 --> 01:08:16,320
so bad it is so bad all right

1935
01:08:16,320 --> 01:08:20,080
zach there's like no quality to this

1936
01:08:20,080 --> 01:08:22,160
movie

1937
01:08:22,160 --> 01:08:25,280
i'm with uh i'm worse than mike

1938
01:08:25,280 --> 01:08:28,080
do that i'm i'm worse i'm on the edge of

1939
01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:29,120
a gun

1940
01:08:29,120 --> 01:08:32,720
i'm i'm teetering on a w i didn't

1941
01:08:32,720 --> 01:08:34,880
put it because it is from a video game

1942
01:08:34,880 --> 01:08:35,360
so

1943
01:08:35,360 --> 01:08:37,280
i mean there's back back when it was

1944
01:08:37,280 --> 01:08:39,120
made there's limited

1945
01:08:39,120 --> 01:08:40,880
kind of storytelling in those video

1946
01:08:40,880 --> 01:08:42,240
games will beat them up so

1947
01:08:42,240 --> 01:08:44,480
i gave it f minus just play just play

1948
01:08:44,480 --> 01:08:46,160
the fucking game just real fast if you

1949
01:08:46,160 --> 01:08:47,360
want to if you want to like double

1950
01:08:47,360 --> 01:08:48,880
dragon games much better games way

1951
01:08:48,880 --> 01:08:51,520
better and and has a blonde person and

1952
01:08:51,520 --> 01:08:54,400
it describes people well it doesn't uh

1953
01:08:54,400 --> 01:08:56,000
hire uh you know let me ask you this

1954
01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:58,400
motherfucker how about this

1955
01:08:58,400 --> 01:09:01,760
what if anything the story and what you

1956
01:09:01,760 --> 01:09:02,640
do

1957
01:09:02,640 --> 01:09:06,480
in fucking double drag it's

1958
01:09:06,480 --> 01:09:08,800
a bunch of goons show up and two

1959
01:09:08,800 --> 01:09:10,800
brothers just beat them up

1960
01:09:10,800 --> 01:09:13,520
and toss them around very silly for

1961
01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:15,040
about 20 minutes

1962
01:09:15,040 --> 01:09:18,320
and then you see some kind of

1963
01:09:18,320 --> 01:09:21,440
kind of story so is this not the most

1964
01:09:21,440 --> 01:09:23,280
accurate video game movie adaptation

1965
01:09:23,280 --> 01:09:24,880
that's ever been made i rather watch

1966
01:09:24,880 --> 01:09:26,240
three ninjas

1967
01:09:26,240 --> 01:09:28,480
i would do but that's way better if

1968
01:09:28,480 --> 01:09:30,080
somebody made a pong movie

1969
01:09:30,080 --> 01:09:33,280
and literally just watching pong

1970
01:09:33,280 --> 01:09:35,680
but from the paddle's point of view

1971
01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:37,680
like could you be mad at that does it

1972
01:09:37,680 --> 01:09:39,600
chris pratt saying it of course it's

1973
01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:40,240
chris pratt

1974
01:09:40,240 --> 01:09:42,000
chris pratt's like oh i'm gonna do this

1975
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:43,920
jack black is the other panel let's not

1976
01:09:43,920 --> 01:09:44,800
make jack black

1977
01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:46,880
and the rock is the ball i thought i

1978
01:09:46,880 --> 01:09:49,040
would say

1979
01:09:49,040 --> 01:09:50,960
that's how you that's how you get people

1980
01:09:50,960 --> 01:09:52,000
to get money right

1981
01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:53,280
right you gotta make those through you

1982
01:09:53,280 --> 01:09:56,960
fucking every single movie of all time

1983
01:09:56,960 --> 01:09:59,760
uh well the last five years yeah

1984
01:09:59,760 --> 01:10:03,040
f- i i i didn't want to put it as a w

1985
01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:05,040
because the source material is not a

1986
01:10:05,040 --> 01:10:05,680
lot

1987
01:10:05,680 --> 01:10:07,840
so they just had i just don't understand

1988
01:10:07,840 --> 01:10:09,200
what else post-apocalyptic

1989
01:10:09,200 --> 01:10:10,400
i really don't besides the fucking

1990
01:10:10,400 --> 01:10:12,480
earthquake it seems like they can't

1991
01:10:12,480 --> 01:10:14,160
that stuff went with the game yeah i was

1992
01:10:14,160 --> 01:10:15,280
like they actually made like

1993
01:10:15,280 --> 01:10:18,640
post-apocalyptic and like there was like

1994
01:10:18,640 --> 01:10:19,600
you know people

1995
01:10:19,600 --> 01:10:21,840
living in gangs kind of like a warrior

1996
01:10:21,840 --> 01:10:23,280
kind of thing where you didn't see like

1997
01:10:23,280 --> 01:10:25,120
an average person like during the day

1998
01:10:25,120 --> 01:10:27,520
it's a normal society at night it's

1999
01:10:27,520 --> 01:10:29,120
fucking chaos like that

2000
01:10:29,120 --> 01:10:31,280
made no sense what will stop the gangs

2001
01:10:31,280 --> 01:10:32,720
from

2002
01:10:32,720 --> 01:10:34,400
being chaotic during the day besides

2003
01:10:34,400 --> 01:10:35,600
their agreement with the

2004
01:10:35,600 --> 01:10:38,000
pussy ass police yeah yeah the pussy

2005
01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:40,400
ass police like those police are like

2006
01:10:40,400 --> 01:10:42,480
when the like chief was like i'm going

2007
01:10:42,480 --> 01:10:44,240
to go out and say like we should take

2008
01:10:44,240 --> 01:10:45,600
back and they're like

2009
01:10:45,600 --> 01:10:47,600
no that's nice that scene and then when

2010
01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:49,200
he walked out everybody joined them

2011
01:10:49,200 --> 01:10:50,720
no they didn't they left they left them

2012
01:10:50,720 --> 01:10:51,600
alone

2013
01:10:51,600 --> 01:10:53,120
until the back of the face of this

2014
01:10:53,120 --> 01:10:55,200
movie well they got on the radio the

2015
01:10:55,200 --> 01:10:56,720
cops got on the radio said hey i

2016
01:10:56,720 --> 01:10:57,840
handcuffed who

2017
01:10:57,840 --> 01:10:59,520
like whatever the fuck the main villain

2018
01:10:59,520 --> 01:11:01,120
guy's name is right now i think you

2019
01:11:01,120 --> 01:11:02,560
should call brent and i want his rating

2020
01:11:02,560 --> 01:11:04,400
on this and then oh shit we were i was

2021
01:11:04,400 --> 01:11:05,360
supposed to record he said he was going

2022
01:11:05,360 --> 01:11:06,720
to call it in right and then

2023
01:11:06,720 --> 01:11:08,960
call it into the thing and then uh you

2024
01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:09,920
know they're like

2025
01:11:09,920 --> 01:11:12,000
oh he's caught now we'll show up you

2026
01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:13,680
have to have his defense because i got

2027
01:11:13,680 --> 01:11:14,960
to hear his

2028
01:11:14,960 --> 01:11:18,400
yeah i gotta i gotta hear this bro

2029
01:11:18,400 --> 01:11:20,960
now i will say this uh

2030
01:11:20,960 --> 01:11:23,680
i'll maybe

2031
01:11:28,080 --> 01:11:31,040
you know it's good for a podcast silence

2032
01:11:31,040 --> 01:11:32,880
oh yeah well why don't you get talking

2033
01:11:32,880 --> 01:11:34,240
oh you're supposed to put the phone up to

2034
01:11:34,240 --> 01:11:35,360
the mic so you can hear the ring

2035
01:11:35,360 --> 01:11:38,400
yeah

2036
01:11:38,720 --> 01:11:42,800
all right we uh you're on live

2037
01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:45,840
everybody it's brent

2038
01:11:54,720 --> 01:11:57,600
so defend yourself on this fucking

2039
01:11:57,600 --> 01:12:00,400
movie

2040
01:12:00,400 --> 01:12:04,080
i know not every listen our two guests

2041
01:12:04,080 --> 01:12:05,520
mahi and josh they

2042
01:12:05,520 --> 01:12:09,040
gave it deeds uh mike

2043
01:12:09,040 --> 01:12:12,800
and and mike gave it an f zach over here

2044
01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:14,960
almost gave it a w and steady settled on

2045
01:12:14,960 --> 01:12:17,600
an f- i haven't given my grades yet

2046
01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:20,720
i like the world that they built

2047
01:12:20,720 --> 01:12:23,280
i like this post it's where 80 wants to

2048
01:12:23,280 --> 01:12:23,680
live

2049
01:12:23,680 --> 01:12:25,680
that's where i'd love to live in this

2050
01:12:25,680 --> 01:12:27,920
like i want to go to an underground tag

2051
01:12:27,920 --> 01:12:28,320
team

2052
01:12:28,320 --> 01:12:31,440
g fight tournament full d

2053
01:12:31,440 --> 01:12:32,880
you didn't say anything positive about

2054
01:12:32,880 --> 01:12:35,200
the movie the whole review

2055
01:12:35,200 --> 01:12:37,600
yeah but yeah it's a beat-em-up i was i

2056
01:12:37,600 --> 01:12:39,440
made the point that it's it's basically

2057
01:12:39,440 --> 01:12:41,520
the warriors but just every gang gets

2058
01:12:41,520 --> 01:12:45,840
gayer when you when you meet them

2059
01:12:45,840 --> 01:12:49,040
and then also um that it's uh the most

2060
01:12:49,040 --> 01:12:50,960
accurate video game to movie adaptation

2061
01:12:50,960 --> 01:12:53,120
of all time because what is double

2062
01:12:53,120 --> 01:12:55,760
dragon if it's not just a beat-em-up

2063
01:12:55,760 --> 01:12:57,200
like a bunch of just two brothers

2064
01:12:57,200 --> 01:12:59,360
beating up a bunch of colorful goons

2065
01:12:59,360 --> 01:13:04,800
and then uh ending game over man

2066
01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:06,080
yeah so what what do you what do you

2067
01:13:06,080 --> 01:13:07,520
think of it this tree fighter movie was

2068
01:13:07,520 --> 01:13:10,080
way better

2069
01:13:10,080 --> 01:13:12,880
i think it was great uh i don't know

2070
01:13:12,880 --> 01:13:17,120
maybe

2071
01:13:17,120 --> 01:13:24,720
yeah

2072
01:13:24,720 --> 01:13:27,600
yeah we got kids yeah kids running

2073
01:13:27,600 --> 01:13:28,080
around

2074
01:13:28,080 --> 01:13:29,760
you don't want to hear you being like

2075
01:13:29,760 --> 01:13:32,400
double dragons fucking awesome shit bro

2076
01:13:32,400 --> 01:13:34,880
is that

2077
01:13:34,880 --> 01:13:36,880
no but it's still it's a fun movie i

2078
01:13:36,880 --> 01:13:39,360
mean don't get me wrong it's not a

2079
01:13:39,360 --> 01:13:42,480
not a great

2080
01:13:42,480 --> 01:13:45,200
oh c minus you're the man i needed that

2081
01:13:45,200 --> 01:13:49,680
to happen brendan but that doesn't count

2082
01:13:53,760 --> 01:13:55,920
well then thank you so fucking much

2083
01:13:55,920 --> 01:13:59,920
because with with that i actually my

2084
01:13:59,920 --> 01:14:04,480
grade is i'm giving it a d plus a d

2085
01:14:04,480 --> 01:14:07,600
for double dragon and so because it

2086
01:14:07,600 --> 01:14:08,960
actually ends up being a d

2087
01:14:08,960 --> 01:14:12,640
f minus an f the grade four this is going to be a d d

2088
01:14:12,640 --> 01:14:14,160
it's going to be a double d it's going

2089
01:14:14,160 --> 01:14:15,440
to be double dragon

2090
01:14:15,440 --> 01:14:17,680
fuck yes i wanted this to happen but i

2091
01:14:17,680 --> 01:14:18,960
wanted it to be okay

2092
01:14:18,960 --> 01:14:21,600
i don't mean you have both d so you know

2093
01:14:21,600 --> 01:14:23,040
yeah it makes sense

2094
01:14:23,040 --> 01:14:25,680
hell yeah but but i think the f minus

2095
01:14:25,680 --> 01:14:26,560
makes it like

2096
01:14:26,560 --> 01:14:29,440
curved down no because it's f minus f but

2097
01:14:29,440 --> 01:14:30,320
then it's d

2098
01:14:30,320 --> 01:14:34,240
d c minus d plus and a d

2099
01:14:34,240 --> 01:14:35,920
i think if you do that math it doesn't

2100
01:14:35,920 --> 01:14:37,440
work well dd might work

2101
01:14:37,440 --> 01:14:40,400
that d doesn't work but dd might can i

2102
01:14:40,400 --> 01:14:41,360
do f

2103
01:14:41,360 --> 01:14:44,800
minus f i change mine f plus f if you do

2104
01:14:44,800 --> 01:14:46,400
f minus f it's a zero

2105
01:14:46,400 --> 01:14:49,520
if i do f plus f

2106
01:14:49,920 --> 01:14:52,080
that cancels out your d plus d if you do

2107
01:14:52,080 --> 01:14:55,440
an f plus an f it's a d

2108
01:14:55,440 --> 01:14:57,920
no no it's a it's a super f nope it's a

2109
01:14:57,920 --> 01:14:59,200
d it's like when you failed the

2110
01:14:59,200 --> 01:15:01,200
you have to go no no i i will find ways

2111
01:15:01,200 --> 01:15:02,720
i'm like a genie in a lamp i'll find

2112
01:15:02,720 --> 01:15:03,760
ways to make this

2113
01:15:03,760 --> 01:15:05,760
into it's not gonna work it's like the

2114
01:15:05,760 --> 01:15:07,360
it's like it's like when you die and you

2115
01:15:07,360 --> 01:15:08,480
ran out of lives

2116
01:15:08,480 --> 01:15:10,400
and you ran out of quarters yeah that's

2117
01:15:10,400 --> 01:15:12,960
this movie yeah it's a real video game

2118
01:15:12,960 --> 01:15:15,120
movie no it's real shit and i'm glad i

2119
01:15:15,120 --> 01:15:17,840
ran out of quarters

2120
01:15:24,880 --> 01:15:27,680
oh the double mint with the double mint

2121
01:15:27,680 --> 01:15:29,280
with

2122
01:15:29,280 --> 01:15:30,640
what do you think of the giant penis

2123
01:15:30,640 --> 01:15:34,320
that runs around attacking them all

2124
01:15:34,480 --> 01:15:37,520
they call them a bobo

2125
01:15:37,520 --> 01:15:40,800
yeah i called him i called him i called

2126
01:15:40,800 --> 01:15:45,120
him he went from mohawk to mohawk

2127
01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:47,760
brent he said nothing nice about this

2128
01:15:47,760 --> 01:15:51,760
movie i loved it

2129
01:15:56,000 --> 01:15:58,560
why was that necessary why was the movie

2130
01:15:58,560 --> 01:16:00,720
necessary

2131
01:16:00,720 --> 01:16:02,480
yeah that was a pretty that was a pretty

2132
01:16:02,480 --> 01:16:04,480
tragic scene

2133
01:16:04,480 --> 01:16:07,600
where for a bobo

2134
01:16:07,600 --> 01:16:09,680
it hit me close to home i looked a lot

2135
01:16:09,680 --> 01:16:11,920
like him

2136
01:16:11,920 --> 01:16:13,120
yeah i'd say you look like a penis

2137
01:16:13,120 --> 01:16:15,280
monster

2138
01:16:15,280 --> 01:16:17,120
people look at me they think i'm a giant

2139
01:16:17,120 --> 01:16:18,720
cock um

2140
01:16:18,720 --> 01:16:21,920
or have one i can't they don't they don't

2141
01:16:21,920 --> 01:16:23,280
think that one they don't think that

2142
01:16:23,280 --> 01:16:24,640
they just think i look like i have

2143
01:16:24,640 --> 01:16:26,320
scrolled over they say you have a they

2144
01:16:26,320 --> 01:16:29,760
say you have a really big clip though

2145
01:16:29,760 --> 01:16:32,720
uh well okay so brent uh just so that

2146
01:16:32,720 --> 01:16:33,440
you're on the phone

2147
01:16:33,440 --> 01:16:35,040
next week the movie that we're going to

2148
01:16:35,040 --> 01:16:39,520
be reviewing is hocus pocus one and two

2149
01:16:39,520 --> 01:16:41,120
because we're kicking off our spooky

2150
01:16:41,120 --> 01:16:44,320
month and uh

2151
01:16:45,120 --> 01:16:46,480
okay awesome we'll see you then we're

2152
01:16:46,480 --> 01:16:48,160
gonna we're gonna ridicule you for this

2153
01:16:48,160 --> 01:16:48,960
movie

2154
01:16:48,960 --> 01:16:51,040
everybody say goodbye to brendan later

2155
01:16:51,040 --> 01:16:51,520
red

2156
01:16:51,520 --> 01:16:56,160
later red bye brendan

2157
01:16:56,400 --> 01:16:58,000
all right so next week join us for

2158
01:16:58,000 --> 01:16:59,440
hocus pocus one and two

2159
01:16:59,440 --> 01:17:00,880
and then i want to change my grade to a

2160
01:17:00,880 --> 01:17:05,600
w no it's too late it's too late and now

2161
01:17:05,600 --> 01:17:07,520
uh at the end of our shows we like to

2162
01:17:07,520 --> 01:17:09,120
do a little bit of a something called

2163
01:17:09,120 --> 01:17:10,000
recommend

2164
01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:13,280
recreational recommendations and then

2165
01:17:13,280 --> 01:17:14,640
this is where i'm gonna go

2166
01:17:14,640 --> 01:17:36,160
beep

2167
01:17:36,160 --> 01:17:40,080
so uh i watched

2168
01:17:40,080 --> 01:17:43,200
beetle juice beetle juice over the

2169
01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:46,960
last night uh i watched it in a d box

2170
01:17:46,960 --> 01:17:48,960
which have you guys heard about d box

2171
01:17:48,960 --> 01:17:52,080
no it's movie theater where your chair

2172
01:17:52,080 --> 01:17:54,640
does light movement and vibrations

2173
01:17:54,640 --> 01:17:56,320
throughout the movie that sync up to

2174
01:17:56,320 --> 01:17:57,680
scenes in the movie

2175
01:17:57,680 --> 01:18:01,440
and it's weird but it's also pretty cool

2176
01:18:01,440 --> 01:18:04,160
and also just to tell you now there is a

2177
01:18:04,160 --> 01:18:05,040
seat warmer

2178
01:18:05,040 --> 01:18:06,560
and if you are fucking around with the

2179
01:18:06,560 --> 01:18:08,080
buttons and you see three little red

2180
01:18:08,080 --> 01:18:09,680
lights go up just know

2181
01:18:09,680 --> 01:18:12,320
that your ass is going to be on fire

2182
01:18:12,320 --> 01:18:14,400
very soon after and it's really

2183
01:18:14,400 --> 01:18:16,240
uncomfortable and you don't really

2184
01:18:16,240 --> 01:18:18,480
you don't really recover from that heat

2185
01:18:18,480 --> 01:18:19,840
for the rest of the movie you're kind of

2186
01:18:19,840 --> 01:18:21,040
sweaty uncomfortable

2187
01:18:21,040 --> 01:18:22,480
i'm more talking to josh than you

2188
01:18:22,480 --> 01:18:24,560
mahi you look like you well regulate

2189
01:18:24,560 --> 01:18:25,280
your air

2190
01:18:25,280 --> 01:18:27,600
me and this guy we're like we get it the

2191
01:18:27,600 --> 01:18:29,040
seat warmer will kill us

2192
01:18:29,040 --> 01:18:31,120
in the right in the right conditions

2193
01:18:31,120 --> 01:18:32,720
pretty much yeah

2194
01:18:32,720 --> 01:18:35,280
yeah not even the right condition most

2195
01:18:35,280 --> 01:18:37,040
conditions a seat warmer is not good for

2196
01:18:37,040 --> 01:18:37,760
us

2197
01:18:37,760 --> 01:18:40,560
uh but what's it's no one outside and

2198
01:18:40,560 --> 01:18:42,240
see where you know what these big guys

2199
01:18:42,240 --> 01:18:43,120
understand

2200
01:18:43,120 --> 01:18:44,880
or you know what you guys have your

2201
01:18:44,880 --> 01:18:46,240
problems yeah

2202
01:18:46,240 --> 01:18:49,280
thanks mahi i had that covered just but

2203
01:18:49,280 --> 01:18:51,600
i like that you pointed out the most

2204
01:18:51,600 --> 01:18:53,120
muscular man in the room pointing out

2205
01:18:53,120 --> 01:18:53,840
that we

2206
01:18:53,840 --> 01:18:55,360
there were some big guys with health

2207
01:18:55,360 --> 01:18:57,680
problems thank you uh

2208
01:18:57,680 --> 01:19:00,240
he knows it's an audio podcast i like i

2209
01:19:00,240 --> 01:19:01,760
like beetle juice beetle juice

2210
01:19:01,760 --> 01:19:04,720
it was funny it held up but i like what

2211
01:19:04,720 --> 01:19:07,760
uh what zach said the review that you

2212
01:19:07,760 --> 01:19:08,480
read

2213
01:19:08,480 --> 01:19:10,800
oh they're like uh they had three

2214
01:19:10,800 --> 01:19:12,080
scripts and they couldn't decide so

2215
01:19:12,080 --> 01:19:13,120
they're just like fuck it let's throw

2216
01:19:13,120 --> 01:19:13,760
them all in

2217
01:19:13,760 --> 01:19:15,360
that sounds exactly it but you get a

2218
01:19:15,360 --> 01:19:17,280
lot of beetle juice from it so

2219
01:19:17,280 --> 01:19:19,360
like if you like it and then also dbox

2220
01:19:19,360 --> 01:19:20,400
as an experience

2221
01:19:20,400 --> 01:19:23,360
i give it a definitely give it a shot

2222
01:19:23,360 --> 01:19:23,920
one day

2223
01:19:23,920 --> 01:19:26,320
i i'm gonna go to another dbox like i

2224
01:19:26,320 --> 01:19:27,120
want to uh

2225
01:19:27,120 --> 01:19:29,600
terrifier three in a dbox food i think

2226
01:19:29,600 --> 01:19:30,560
that would be great

2227
01:19:30,560 --> 01:19:34,400
but because it like beetle juice

2228
01:19:34,400 --> 01:19:36,080
scared the shit out of me a few times

2229
01:19:36,080 --> 01:19:36,880
chair moving

2230
01:19:36,880 --> 01:19:38,640
because like you're just sitting there

2231
01:19:38,640 --> 01:19:39,920
it'll go it'll go away

2232
01:19:39,920 --> 01:19:41,360
and then out of nowhere beetle juice

2233
01:19:41,360 --> 01:19:42,720
like pops up behind someone in your

2234
01:19:42,720 --> 01:19:44,160
whole chair going fuck you bitch

2235
01:19:44,160 --> 01:19:45,600
and you like wake up you're like i

2236
01:19:45,600 --> 01:19:46,960
wasn't sleeping

2237
01:19:46,960 --> 01:19:49,360
what the hell yeah it moves and shit it

2238
01:19:49,360 --> 01:19:50,320
rocks and like this

2239
01:19:50,320 --> 01:19:52,240
yeah i felt uh kind of health conscious

2240
01:19:52,240 --> 01:19:54,640
because like mine was like clicking

2241
01:19:54,640 --> 01:19:56,960
i was moving left and right that's like

2242
01:19:56,960 --> 01:19:58,160
is it the chair or me

2243
01:19:58,160 --> 01:19:59,600
do there yeah there's one scene that

2244
01:19:59,600 --> 01:20:01,600
where the car just the car

2245
01:20:01,600 --> 01:20:04,000
does this it like comes down around a

2246
01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:04,560
bend

2247
01:20:04,560 --> 01:20:07,280
your seat just kind of goes like leans

2248
01:20:07,280 --> 01:20:08,400
and it just feels

2249
01:20:08,400 --> 01:20:11,200
weird it like like cool like twisters

2250
01:20:11,200 --> 01:20:12,320
would have been cool

2251
01:20:12,320 --> 01:20:13,920
twisters would have been great every

2252
01:20:13,920 --> 01:20:15,680
time i was spinning around

2253
01:20:15,680 --> 01:20:17,280
you would be like the chair would start

2254
01:20:17,280 --> 01:20:19,520
rumbling the shit closer like that'd be

2255
01:20:19,520 --> 01:20:20,560
sick i think in a

2256
01:20:20,560 --> 01:20:22,080
transformers movie could be fun with

2257
01:20:22,080 --> 01:20:24,320
the kids any action movie would be

2258
01:20:24,320 --> 01:20:26,720
great yeah oh bullets

2259
01:20:26,720 --> 01:20:30,080
yeah enemy at the gates you know enemy

2260
01:20:30,080 --> 01:20:31,680
at the gates they just wait until

2261
01:20:31,680 --> 01:20:33,600
you only feel when the sniper shots are

2262
01:20:33,600 --> 01:20:33,920
fired

2263
01:20:33,920 --> 01:20:35,600
could you could you imagine double

2264
01:20:35,600 --> 01:20:38,960
dragon on the d-box

2265
01:20:38,960 --> 01:20:40,880
oh no it's it's i don't know if i want

2266
01:20:40,880 --> 01:20:42,560
to feel the simulations of having a

2267
01:20:42,560 --> 01:20:44,160
giant cock running around beating people

2268
01:20:44,160 --> 01:20:44,800
up

2269
01:20:44,800 --> 01:20:48,160
every step he takes is like

2270
01:20:48,160 --> 01:20:50,960
giant

2271
01:20:50,960 --> 01:20:54,560
you're like no he's a vibrator actually

2272
01:20:54,560 --> 01:20:56,400
actually i'll say this i'm not even

2273
01:20:56,400 --> 01:20:57,760
gonna lie

2274
01:20:57,760 --> 01:21:00,080
when when uh there's a scene there's a

2275
01:21:00,080 --> 01:21:01,200
romantic scene

2276
01:21:01,200 --> 01:21:03,120
in beetle juice a very light romantic

2277
01:21:03,120 --> 01:21:04,240
scene but

2278
01:21:04,240 --> 01:21:06,080
the seat vibrates when they're hooking

2279
01:21:06,080 --> 01:21:08,000
up and i was like

2280
01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:10,000
what the fuck i was like i don't need

2281
01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:11,760
that i don't need

2282
01:21:11,760 --> 01:21:14,240
that level of immersion that's one you

2283
01:21:14,240 --> 01:21:15,920
can keep it down on but when he like

2284
01:21:15,920 --> 01:21:17,360
puts her on the bed when they start

2285
01:21:17,360 --> 01:21:18,720
making out you feel a little

2286
01:21:18,720 --> 01:21:20,320
rumble and then he puts her on the bed

2287
01:21:20,320 --> 01:21:21,920
like rumble rumble you're like what the

2288
01:21:21,920 --> 01:21:23,440
fuck

2289
01:21:23,440 --> 01:21:25,040
that was her vibrator that's her

2290
01:21:25,040 --> 01:21:27,360
vibrator yeah

2291
01:21:27,360 --> 01:21:28,800
that's what it brings the question

2292
01:21:28,800 --> 01:21:29,840
though is that what movies are going to

2293
01:21:29,840 --> 01:21:31,360
have to do is stuff like that

2294
01:21:31,360 --> 01:21:33,840
because movie theaters are gonna have

2295
01:21:33,840 --> 01:21:34,560
to do that yeah

2296
01:21:34,560 --> 01:21:36,000
because movie theaters are not worth

2297
01:21:36,000 --> 01:21:38,480
going to everyone knows watching shit

2298
01:21:38,480 --> 01:21:39,600
at home is the way to go

2299
01:21:39,600 --> 01:21:41,600
you just have to wait now a month or two

2300
01:21:41,600 --> 01:21:43,040
fuck movie theaters they're the worst

2301
01:21:43,040 --> 01:21:44,720
it's expensive and nobody likes them i

2302
01:21:44,720 --> 01:21:47,760
just if they were cheaper

2303
01:21:49,680 --> 01:21:51,520
only thing we just talked about how

2304
01:21:51,520 --> 01:21:53,200
they would clean the machine in 20

2305
01:21:53,200 --> 01:21:53,920
years

2306
01:21:53,920 --> 01:21:56,320
bags of popcorn in my i bought this

2307
01:21:56,320 --> 01:21:57,360
little fucking thing

2308
01:21:57,360 --> 01:21:59,760
teacup looking this teapot

2309
01:21:59,760 --> 01:22:02,480
looking plastic thing from walmart and

2310
01:22:02,480 --> 01:22:04,080
you just drop kernels into it it's a

2311
01:22:04,080 --> 01:22:05,840
perfect popcorn maker every time

2312
01:22:05,840 --> 01:22:08,720
and you put popcorn butter the same as

2313
01:22:08,720 --> 01:22:09,440
popcorn

2314
01:22:09,440 --> 01:22:11,760
it's popped corn it's a corn that's been

2315
01:22:11,760 --> 01:22:13,280
popped by heat

2316
01:22:13,280 --> 01:22:14,880
you can do that almost anywhere with

2317
01:22:14,880 --> 01:22:16,400
almost any amount of corn

2318
01:22:16,400 --> 01:22:19,200
and with almost anything yeah popcorn

2319
01:22:19,200 --> 01:22:20,960
hits different though

2320
01:22:20,960 --> 01:22:23,200
i mean if it's fresh out of that

2321
01:22:23,200 --> 01:22:24,480
machine

2322
01:22:24,480 --> 01:22:26,560
fresh hot you know you give it it's

2323
01:22:26,560 --> 01:22:27,600
buttery

2324
01:22:27,600 --> 01:22:30,640
oh man gosh my friend and refills oh

2325
01:22:30,640 --> 01:22:30,880
you know

2326
01:22:30,880 --> 01:22:33,760
you know what pisses me off microwave will make it for 50 cents i'll tell you

2327
01:22:33,760 --> 01:22:34,400
this brother

2328
01:22:34,400 --> 01:22:36,480
i'll tell you this for free one of those

2329
01:22:36,480 --> 01:22:38,960
little like a micro version of that

2330
01:22:38,960 --> 01:22:41,440
like they have it like you know places

2331
01:22:41,440 --> 01:22:42,480
and whatever

2332
01:22:42,480 --> 01:22:44,560
they're not that expensive i bet if you

2333
01:22:44,560 --> 01:22:46,240
take more money i bet if you if you

2334
01:22:46,240 --> 01:22:47,600
saved up a little bit you get yourself

2335
01:22:47,600 --> 01:22:49,200
a real popcorn machine

2336
01:22:49,200 --> 01:22:50,560
and then you can have that at home and

2337
01:22:50,560 --> 01:22:52,240
it'll taste as good as the theater in

2338
01:22:52,240 --> 01:22:53,040
fact your

2339
01:22:53,040 --> 01:22:55,840
room will smell like movie theater

2340
01:22:55,840 --> 01:22:58,000
all you gotta do is never wash it yeah

2341
01:22:58,000 --> 01:22:59,120
you probably won't clean it you'll

2342
01:22:59,120 --> 01:23:00,480
probably clean it more than they would

2343
01:23:00,480 --> 01:23:03,600
never clean it never clean it

2344
01:23:03,600 --> 01:23:07,680
i never clean anything including myself

2345
01:23:07,680 --> 01:23:09,520
or any of the couches that i might or

2346
01:23:09,520 --> 01:23:12,160
might not master

2347
01:23:15,120 --> 01:23:17,600
oh damn now i know i'm fucking crushing a

2348
01:23:17,600 --> 01:23:18,720
bunch of mini sold

2349
01:23:18,720 --> 01:23:20,160
so you just know it's gonna be hard for

2350
01:23:20,160 --> 01:23:21,360
you all to get up

2351
01:23:21,360 --> 01:23:23,680
because it's gonna be like

2352
01:23:23,680 --> 01:23:27,120
god damn are you stuck to that couch

2353
01:23:27,120 --> 01:23:29,360
i don't know where i'm going with this

2354
01:23:29,360 --> 01:23:30,720
i'm so sorry uh

2355
01:23:30,720 --> 01:23:32,160
so mine was yeah beetle juice beetle

2356
01:23:32,160 --> 01:23:33,840
juice is my recommendation i say check

2357
01:23:33,840 --> 01:23:34,320
it out

2358
01:23:34,320 --> 01:23:35,520
you guys have anything to recommend

2359
01:23:35,520 --> 01:23:37,360
that's outside the movie that you might

2360
01:23:37,360 --> 01:23:38,880
have seen recently read or

2361
01:23:38,880 --> 01:23:42,880
watched um not that i know actually i

2362
01:23:42,880 --> 01:23:45,120
haven't watched any any other movies

2363
01:23:45,120 --> 01:23:46,960
um that's something i definitely need to

2364
01:23:46,960 --> 01:23:48,560
watch is beetle juice beetle juice

2365
01:23:48,560 --> 01:23:50,720
did you like the first one yes actually

2366
01:23:50,720 --> 01:23:54,560
love it and if that's like you know

2367
01:23:54,560 --> 01:23:57,600
uh the main character is

2368
01:23:57,600 --> 01:24:00,880
beetle juice no no no i got uh kel uh

2369
01:24:00,880 --> 01:24:03,200
keaton oh michael keaton sorry about that

2370
01:24:03,200 --> 01:24:05,600
i because i i'm what what i get

2371
01:24:05,600 --> 01:24:06,560
you've been hitting the head a lot i

2372
01:24:06,560 --> 01:24:07,760
don't expect you to remember every

2373
01:24:07,760 --> 01:24:08,560
actor's name

2374
01:24:08,560 --> 01:24:10,560
yeah exactly that's what i'm like man i

2375
01:24:10,560 --> 01:24:12,400
went good with faces it hasn't knocked

2376
01:24:12,400 --> 01:24:13,920
the politeness out of you so it's like

2377
01:24:13,920 --> 01:24:14,960
one of those cool things like

2378
01:24:14,960 --> 01:24:17,360
you're super polite well spoken it's

2379
01:24:17,360 --> 01:24:18,880
okay for you not to know michael keaton's

2380
01:24:18,880 --> 01:24:21,840
name but anyways yeah like i haven't

2381
01:24:21,840 --> 01:24:23,440
watched the the latest one so

2382
01:24:23,440 --> 01:24:25,040
unfortunately no i i don't have a name

2383
01:24:25,040 --> 01:24:26,960
movie recommendation have you watched

2384
01:24:26,960 --> 01:24:30,480
the newest flash movie no i haven't well

2385
01:24:30,480 --> 01:24:32,640
i i'm not uh no one else wants to waste

2386
01:24:32,640 --> 01:24:34,720
their time going to batman is that

2387
01:24:34,720 --> 01:24:39,040
michael keaton oh no no i unfortunately

2388
01:24:39,040 --> 01:24:40,320
spoiler i didn't really want i was

2389
01:24:40,320 --> 01:24:41,520
gonna say like maybe you can watch that

2390
01:24:41,520 --> 01:24:43,840
too if you like michael keaton but you

2391
01:24:43,840 --> 01:24:46,000
can watch the founder it's two years now

2392
01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:48,000
it's not a spoiler actually the founder

2393
01:24:48,000 --> 01:24:50,240
right the founder of the hell mcdonalds

2394
01:24:50,240 --> 01:24:53,360
got me okay very specifically all about

2395
01:24:53,360 --> 01:24:56,400
how in 1987 they made a decision to shut

2396
01:24:56,400 --> 01:24:59,040
down all their ice cream and tell people

2397
01:24:59,040 --> 01:25:01,040
at all the times that they're just

2398
01:25:01,040 --> 01:25:03,760
cleaning actually i'm not even kidding

2399
01:25:03,760 --> 01:25:05,840
the frozen chocolate shake is such an

2400
01:25:05,840 --> 01:25:08,720
important part of that movie

2401
01:25:08,720 --> 01:25:10,320
that's how it all started that's how it

2402
01:25:10,320 --> 01:25:13,600
all fucking started uh people really

2403
01:25:13,600 --> 01:25:15,840
wanted to change so um

2404
01:25:15,840 --> 01:25:20,480
cool so nothing but um yeah go for it

2405
01:25:20,480 --> 01:25:23,360
okay for me i'll tell you about the movie

2406
01:25:23,360 --> 01:25:24,000
that

2407
01:25:24,000 --> 01:25:26,320
is review on here it's called uh

2408
01:25:26,320 --> 01:25:28,960
telephone booth

2409
01:25:28,960 --> 01:25:30,640
phone booth wait is it phone booth or

2410
01:25:30,640 --> 01:25:32,160
telephone it's phone booth

2411
01:25:32,160 --> 01:25:34,880
or is this a ripoff of phone booth is it

2412
01:25:34,880 --> 01:25:38,000
a what's the is it about a guy who is

2413
01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:39,600
standing in a phone booth

2414
01:25:39,600 --> 01:25:40,800
talking to a guy on the phone the whole

2415
01:25:40,800 --> 01:25:42,640
time yeah yeah

2416
01:25:42,640 --> 01:25:45,040
and there and basically they got like a

2417
01:25:45,040 --> 01:25:47,200
rifle and at him yeah that's phone booth

2418
01:25:47,200 --> 01:25:48,800
that's phone booth oh that's phone booth

2419
01:25:48,800 --> 01:25:51,040
yeah okay i i get it because you've

2420
01:25:51,040 --> 01:25:53,040
never seen a phone booth

2421
01:25:53,040 --> 01:25:55,280
you're only 20 years old they seen them

2422
01:25:55,280 --> 01:25:57,840
in a movie they literally they hired

2423
01:25:57,840 --> 01:26:00,000
they hired professionals to go out rip

2424
01:26:00,000 --> 01:26:01,600
all of those out of the ground

2425
01:26:01,600 --> 01:26:03,840
before you were born probably yeah they

2426
01:26:03,840 --> 01:26:05,040
don't exist anymore

2427
01:26:05,040 --> 01:26:06,800
it's weird that you cannot find pay

2428
01:26:06,800 --> 01:26:08,480
phones anywhere you know it tells

2429
01:26:08,480 --> 01:26:10,000
it's like a red box machine they sell

2430
01:26:10,000 --> 01:26:12,080
pay phone cards

2431
01:26:12,080 --> 01:26:16,000
well that's just like a fun novelty

2432
01:26:16,000 --> 01:26:18,800
i've seen a pay phone once at a restaurant

2433
01:26:18,800 --> 01:26:22,000
it's called the buttercup pantry

2434
01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:24,000
shout out the buttercup pantry you know

2435
01:26:24,000 --> 01:26:26,160
it's a very good it's a very good place

2436
01:26:26,160 --> 01:26:28,160
but it was like a very very old one like

2437
01:26:28,160 --> 01:26:31,120
a 1908 phone oh so like yeah if it's

2438
01:26:31,120 --> 01:26:32,560
historic and they're keeping it there

2439
01:26:32,560 --> 01:26:34,080
for historic purposes

2440
01:26:34,080 --> 01:26:36,720
but like the actual one on the street i

2441
01:26:36,720 --> 01:26:38,640
would love to see a doctor who

2442
01:26:38,640 --> 01:26:42,480
police box

2443
01:26:42,480 --> 01:26:45,440
okay so uh your movie is uh phone booth

2444
01:26:45,440 --> 01:26:47,440
yeah phone booth yeah that's a solid

2445
01:26:47,440 --> 01:26:49,120
ass movie it is

2446
01:26:49,120 --> 01:26:50,800
it's high it's high intensity i think

2447
01:26:50,800 --> 01:26:52,800
keeper southerland yeah keeper southerland

2448
01:26:52,800 --> 01:26:54,720
the he's the guy on the he's the guy with

2449
01:26:54,720 --> 01:26:56,560
the rifle on the phone and then the tom

2450
01:26:56,560 --> 01:26:58,800
feral you ever see 24

2451
01:26:58,800 --> 01:27:01,120
for a tv show where keeper southerland

2452
01:27:01,120 --> 01:27:03,280
plays jack bowler the most badass

2453
01:27:03,280 --> 01:27:05,520
fucking counter terrorist unit

2454
01:27:05,520 --> 01:27:07,760
specialist of all time oh hell no he

2455
01:27:07,760 --> 01:27:09,280
will fuck you shit up just to get an

2456
01:27:09,280 --> 01:27:10,240
answer

2457
01:27:10,240 --> 01:27:12,240
and the the the whole premise of the

2458
01:27:12,240 --> 01:27:15,280
show is that uh because it

2459
01:27:15,280 --> 01:27:17,440
before streaming it was like live

2460
01:27:17,440 --> 01:27:18,720
commercials and everything

2461
01:27:18,720 --> 01:27:20,720
so the show would start at like the

2462
01:27:20,720 --> 01:27:22,400
beginning of like 1 p.m

2463
01:27:22,400 --> 01:27:24,320
and it would just be like beep beep and

2464
01:27:24,320 --> 01:27:25,360
you'd see a live

2465
01:27:25,360 --> 01:27:28,400
of like 1 p.m and the show would end at

2466
01:27:28,400 --> 01:27:29,440
2 p.m

2467
01:27:29,440 --> 01:27:31,920
in real time so the hour that went from

2468
01:27:31,920 --> 01:27:33,600
you watching it at seven

2469
01:27:33,600 --> 01:27:35,360
seven o'clock right is when you would

2470
01:27:35,360 --> 01:27:36,880
watch it or eight o'clock whatever came

2471
01:27:36,880 --> 01:27:38,960
on from eight to nine it would be one

2472
01:27:38,960 --> 01:27:41,200
more hour of a 24 hour day

2473
01:27:41,200 --> 01:27:44,400
there's 24 episodes and each one is an

2474
01:27:44,400 --> 01:27:46,000
hour long so if you watched it with

2475
01:27:46,000 --> 01:27:49,440
commercials it's 24 hours of content you

2476
01:27:49,440 --> 01:27:50,880
get rid of the commercials it fucks

2477
01:27:50,880 --> 01:27:51,600
everything

2478
01:27:51,600 --> 01:27:53,920
uh time it does and they handle the

2479
01:27:53,920 --> 01:27:55,200
commercials interesting on that show

2480
01:27:55,200 --> 01:27:56,880
because they'd be like going

2481
01:27:56,880 --> 01:27:58,800
into a room to rest or whatever going

2482
01:27:58,800 --> 01:28:00,640
to the restroom like a pee break would

2483
01:28:00,640 --> 01:28:01,600
be

2484
01:28:01,600 --> 01:28:03,280
the commercial because everything's

2485
01:28:03,280 --> 01:28:05,520
happening real time in the show

2486
01:28:05,520 --> 01:28:07,120
so like there's never a wasted moment

2487
01:28:07,120 --> 01:28:08,560
it's like it's like everything you're

2488
01:28:08,560 --> 01:28:11,200
seeing is every second of jack bauer's

2489
01:28:11,200 --> 01:28:12,240
day

2490
01:28:12,240 --> 01:28:14,320
leading up to him solving the fucking

2491
01:28:14,320 --> 01:28:16,240
terrorist thing very cool show

2492
01:28:16,240 --> 01:28:19,440
very cool that's cool they there's a

2493
01:28:19,440 --> 01:28:20,640
great south park

2494
01:28:20,640 --> 01:28:24,400
24 that's all recommended

2495
01:28:24,720 --> 01:28:26,880
Zach you got anything correct uh i've

2496
01:28:26,880 --> 01:28:30,080
been watching uh scotty k fitness so my

2497
01:28:30,080 --> 01:28:32,240
youtube

2498
01:28:32,240 --> 01:28:34,160
pretty uh seems like a chill guy that

2499
01:28:34,160 --> 01:28:36,880
does like uh health food

2500
01:28:36,880 --> 01:28:39,840
like if you're like i love sweets so he

2501
01:28:39,840 --> 01:28:41,520
does makes a healthy version of it

2502
01:28:41,520 --> 01:28:45,520
pretty funny also uh check out uh

2503
01:28:45,520 --> 01:28:48,400
fights coming up good recommendation

2504
01:28:48,400 --> 01:28:50,320
yeah absolutely uh i'll be there for the

2505
01:28:50,320 --> 01:28:52,160
november ones at the avi

2506
01:28:52,160 --> 01:28:53,600
so just if you want to come hang out

2507
01:28:53,600 --> 01:28:55,040
with me and you want an excuse to come

2508
01:28:55,040 --> 01:28:55,520
out to

2509
01:28:55,520 --> 01:28:58,480
laughlin uh nevada area i know that the

2510
01:28:58,480 --> 01:29:00,000
avi is a little bit away but if you

2511
01:29:00,000 --> 01:29:01,600
want to come out and hang out it's

2512
01:29:01,600 --> 01:29:03,680
that's gonna be a fucking fun time uh

2513
01:29:03,680 --> 01:29:06,880
we'll be parking so uh avi the fights

2514
01:29:06,880 --> 01:29:09,280
you know what the fights are called

2515
01:29:09,280 --> 01:29:11,680
or the promoter the wfc and the

2516
01:29:11,680 --> 01:29:13,280
final motors

2517
01:29:13,280 --> 01:29:16,720
wfc yeah the world fighting captain

2518
01:29:16,720 --> 01:29:18,720
god how would people find tickets online

2519
01:29:18,720 --> 01:29:20,080
where were they going

2520
01:29:20,080 --> 01:29:25,040
actually we we uh the fighters

2521
01:29:28,000 --> 01:29:31,920
okay so reach out to me on

2522
01:29:31,920 --> 01:29:34,480
our website you can call the voicemail

2523
01:29:34,480 --> 01:29:36,080
you can reach out to me on facebook if

2524
01:29:36,080 --> 01:29:37,440
we're friends you can reach out to me on

2525
01:29:37,440 --> 01:29:38,640
the youtube channel

2526
01:29:38,640 --> 01:29:41,280
comments just reach out and uh if you

2527
01:29:41,280 --> 01:29:42,880
want tickets and i will point you in the

2528
01:29:42,880 --> 01:29:44,080
direction of the high

2529
01:29:44,080 --> 01:29:46,640
and you can help him and you can help out

2530
01:29:46,640 --> 01:29:48,080
the teams you can help out the sport

2531
01:29:48,080 --> 01:29:49,360
you can help out the amateurs you can help out

2532
01:29:49,360 --> 01:29:50,960
the ivy you can help out our

2533
01:29:50,960 --> 01:29:53,280
city our industry everything it'd be a

2534
01:29:53,280 --> 01:29:54,800
great time and you can help out

2535
01:29:54,800 --> 01:29:56,640
me by coming out and spending time with

2536
01:29:56,640 --> 01:29:59,520
me so perfect mike do you have a rec

2537
01:29:59,520 --> 01:30:02,320
yeah i got actually two uh netflix is

2538
01:30:02,320 --> 01:30:03,600
filling it lately uh

2539
01:30:03,600 --> 01:30:06,800
chaos oh yeah watch the first 30

2540
01:30:06,800 --> 01:30:08,960
maybe first minute of i'm telling you

2541
01:30:08,960 --> 01:30:10,880
that that show is insane

2542
01:30:10,880 --> 01:30:12,320
yeah i really want to see that's what i

2543
01:30:12,320 --> 01:30:13,840
don't want to give any spoilers for it

2544
01:30:13,840 --> 01:30:17,920
but uh um modern day

2545
01:30:17,920 --> 01:30:21,440
if the greek pathology of

2546
01:30:21,440 --> 01:30:25,040
gods were real and existed today

2547
01:30:25,040 --> 01:30:28,640
so zeus was god zeus is goldblum

2548
01:30:28,640 --> 01:30:31,200
jeff goldblum and he plays zeus but

2549
01:30:31,200 --> 01:30:32,240
this is like

2550
01:30:32,240 --> 01:30:35,120
2024 people walk around cell phones and

2551
01:30:35,120 --> 01:30:36,000
shit

2552
01:30:36,000 --> 01:30:37,760
but zeus exists you still have to pray

2553
01:30:37,760 --> 01:30:39,600
to like Poseidon and stuff every now and

2554
01:30:39,600 --> 01:30:40,240
then like

2555
01:30:40,240 --> 01:30:43,520
but very cool world building very very

2556
01:30:43,520 --> 01:30:45,360
interesting it's on netflix on netflix

2557
01:30:45,360 --> 01:30:46,960
that's that's one that's on my top of

2558
01:30:46,960 --> 01:30:48,160
my list of like and then

2559
01:30:48,160 --> 01:30:51,840
on max the other thing we want this

2560
01:30:51,840 --> 01:30:54,560
we sat down last night at 10 30

2561
01:30:54,560 --> 01:30:58,800
i said okay we're gonna watch the first episode uh

2562
01:30:58,800 --> 01:31:00,880
we went to bed at three when they were

2563
01:31:00,880 --> 01:31:01,840
all

2564
01:31:01,840 --> 01:31:05,600
oh wow there's four this is now they just

2565
01:31:05,600 --> 01:31:09,680
mike is 73 years old old as fuck he's he

2566
01:31:09,680 --> 01:31:13,760
was around when uh there's phone booths

2567
01:31:13,760 --> 01:31:16,240
when there was phone booths exactly that

2568
01:31:16,240 --> 01:31:17,600
really was

2569
01:31:17,600 --> 01:31:20,320
so him staying up him staying up past 10

2570
01:31:20,320 --> 01:31:22,000
30

2571
01:31:22,000 --> 01:31:25,200
let alone till 3 a.m is uh is this is a

2572
01:31:25,200 --> 01:31:26,800
well more of a wife than me

2573
01:31:26,800 --> 01:31:29,600
yeah that's insane what's the show the

2574
01:31:29,600 --> 01:31:31,520
show is called chump crazy

2575
01:31:31,520 --> 01:31:35,360
chump crazy chump like monkeys chimp

2576
01:31:35,360 --> 01:31:38,880
crazy chump crazy is this the uh

2577
01:31:38,880 --> 01:31:41,600
tiger king it's the guys that made

2578
01:31:41,600 --> 01:31:43,280
tiger king yes

2579
01:31:43,280 --> 01:31:46,800
dang and is it really that good it i was

2580
01:31:46,800 --> 01:31:49,840
gonna skip it crazy no it's that good

2581
01:31:49,840 --> 01:31:52,080
it's insane as good as tiger king it's

2582
01:31:52,080 --> 01:31:54,400
as good as okay

2583
01:31:54,400 --> 01:31:56,640
it's maybe better than tiger is it as

2584
01:31:56,640 --> 01:31:58,080
shocking as tiger king

2585
01:31:58,080 --> 01:32:01,040
it's less shocking but better that's what

2586
01:32:01,040 --> 01:32:02,480
made me kept watching tiger king was

2587
01:32:02,480 --> 01:32:04,160
like that that second episode where you're

2588
01:32:04,160 --> 01:32:06,080
like how the fuck is

2589
01:32:06,080 --> 01:32:08,400
this a thing i don't know well you are

2590
01:32:08,400 --> 01:32:10,000
like that in this how the fuck is this

2591
01:32:10,000 --> 01:32:11,280
a thing how do these people just have

2592
01:32:11,280 --> 01:32:12,560
chimps at their fucking house

2593
01:32:12,560 --> 01:32:14,880
oh did this guy's meth boyfriend just

2594
01:32:14,880 --> 01:32:16,400
kill himself in the basement in front of

2595
01:32:16,400 --> 01:32:17,600
a bunch of people

2596
01:32:17,600 --> 01:32:20,640
no did this chick just get her arm ripped

2597
01:32:20,640 --> 01:32:21,600
off by a

2598
01:32:21,600 --> 01:32:24,000
wait not only is he he has one husband

2599
01:32:24,000 --> 01:32:25,040
he has a second one

2600
01:32:25,040 --> 01:32:27,120
the second husband's just cool and then

2601
01:32:27,120 --> 01:32:28,960
like the third episode and he's like

2602
01:32:28,960 --> 01:32:31,840
yeah i'm not even gay

2603
01:32:31,840 --> 01:32:33,760
you ever seen tiger king yeah and i'm

2604
01:32:33,760 --> 01:32:35,920
just i have that as a tiger king

2605
01:32:35,920 --> 01:32:37,760
i'm not even gay bro yeah he's like i'm

2606
01:32:37,760 --> 01:32:39,440
not even gay he just fed me meth

2607
01:32:39,440 --> 01:32:43,040
yeah very similar but uh a little more

2608
01:32:43,040 --> 01:32:45,360
documentary style than tiger king

2609
01:32:45,360 --> 01:32:47,040
it feels more real than tiger king if

2610
01:32:47,040 --> 01:32:48,080
that makes sense

2611
01:32:48,080 --> 01:32:50,880
uh tiger king it seemed like a fever

2612
01:32:50,880 --> 01:32:51,680
it's

2613
01:32:51,680 --> 01:32:54,080
seem like a fever dream right in the middle of soviet

2614
01:32:54,080 --> 01:32:56,000
this though these are people that like

2615
01:32:56,000 --> 01:32:57,920
really a chimp will like rip somebody's

2616
01:32:57,920 --> 01:32:59,760
face off literally rip their face off

2617
01:32:59,760 --> 01:33:02,080
oh that that happened yeah no this is

2618
01:33:02,080 --> 01:33:03,680
in there this is all in there those

2619
01:33:03,680 --> 01:33:04,960
people they follow that lady and they

2620
01:33:04,960 --> 01:33:06,400
talked to all the people in that town

2621
01:33:06,400 --> 01:33:07,680
yeah they're like yeah you should get rid of your chimp

2622
01:33:07,680 --> 01:33:09,280
do you see her without her face

2623
01:33:09,280 --> 01:33:12,000
yes kind of uh looks like the scene from

2624
01:33:12,000 --> 01:33:12,720
terrifying

2625
01:33:12,720 --> 01:33:16,160
yeah or how about the worse it's worse

2626
01:33:16,160 --> 01:33:17,920
the chick that was actually attacked by a chip

2627
01:33:17,920 --> 01:33:19,520
yeah there's there's is there is a lot of

2628
01:33:19,520 --> 01:33:20,880
blood in it when they show because they

2629
01:33:20,880 --> 01:33:22,320
showed the scenes where the chimps went

2630
01:33:22,320 --> 01:33:23,440
crazy or whatever

2631
01:33:23,440 --> 01:33:25,840
guilty people or ripped the pork roll's face off

2632
01:33:25,840 --> 01:33:27,040
and did live

2633
01:33:27,040 --> 01:33:31,280
yeah uh but it's it's insane

2634
01:33:31,280 --> 01:33:34,560
and it's uh you just don't understand

2635
01:33:34,560 --> 01:33:36,240
first of all my main question after

2636
01:33:36,240 --> 01:33:37,600
watching the whole thing is how do all

2637
01:33:37,600 --> 01:33:39,440
these fuckers that are this crazy have

2638
01:33:39,440 --> 01:33:41,280
all the money

2639
01:33:41,280 --> 01:33:44,560
because they have a ton of money and

2640
01:33:44,560 --> 01:33:46,000
i've never understood that but i know

2641
01:33:46,000 --> 01:33:48,560
what you mean

2642
01:33:48,560 --> 01:33:52,080
i think what it is is we're all we're all

2643
01:33:52,080 --> 01:33:54,240
limited by the law in a lot of ways i'm

2644
01:33:54,240 --> 01:33:56,240
not saying we're all law abiding citizens

2645
01:33:56,240 --> 01:33:58,240
every aspect because we probably speed a

2646
01:33:58,240 --> 01:33:59,520
little bit here and there

2647
01:33:59,520 --> 01:34:01,680
maybe watch a movie streaming online you

2648
01:34:01,680 --> 01:34:03,440
you know whatever but jaywalk you know

2649
01:34:03,440 --> 01:34:05,680
jaywalk well i would never

2650
01:34:05,680 --> 01:34:07,200
if i don't even want you telling my

2651
01:34:07,200 --> 01:34:09,520
audience you animal

2652
01:34:09,520 --> 01:34:11,440
the fbi is on my don't listen to my watch

2653
01:34:11,440 --> 01:34:13,040
let's go

2654
01:34:13,040 --> 01:34:16,560
don't ever jaywalk that's dangerous um

2655
01:34:16,560 --> 01:34:19,600
no but uh but where was i going with

2656
01:34:19,600 --> 01:34:21,120
jaywalking where we cross that they

2657
01:34:21,120 --> 01:34:23,040
don't that they don't care about the

2658
01:34:23,040 --> 01:34:24,800
consequences then you see that in this

2659
01:34:24,800 --> 01:34:25,920
you do see that a little bit because

2660
01:34:25,920 --> 01:34:28,320
she's like i want to go to jail for

2661
01:34:28,320 --> 01:34:31,120
fuck yeah to keep a chip you know like

2662
01:34:31,120 --> 01:34:32,960
how many people are getting uh in

2663
01:34:32,960 --> 01:34:35,120
trouble now for taking out those ppe

2664
01:34:35,120 --> 01:34:39,200
loans during covid uh and just

2665
01:34:39,200 --> 01:34:40,240
trying thinking that they were just

2666
01:34:40,240 --> 01:34:41,200
going to take advantage of the

2667
01:34:41,200 --> 01:34:43,440
situation now everything's coming back

2668
01:34:43,440 --> 01:34:45,760
to bite them in the ass it's great but

2669
01:34:45,760 --> 01:34:47,040
and they seem not to understand like

2670
01:34:47,040 --> 01:34:48,320
why would that happen to me well because

2671
01:34:48,320 --> 01:34:50,080
you stole all this money from the

2672
01:34:50,080 --> 01:34:53,200
government

2673
01:34:53,200 --> 01:34:56,000
so next week join us for hocus pocus one

2674
01:34:56,000 --> 01:34:57,760
to two that's going to be a lot of fun

2675
01:34:57,760 --> 01:34:59,600
starting off with spooks even right and

2676
01:34:59,600 --> 01:35:02,400
then a week after that i believe or

2677
01:35:02,400 --> 01:35:04,080
maybe two weeks after that we start our

2678
01:35:04,080 --> 01:35:05,920
17 nights of halloween so keep an eye

2679
01:35:05,920 --> 01:35:07,120
out for that that's gonna be a lot of

2680
01:35:07,120 --> 01:35:10,640
fun that is one halloween special every

2681
01:35:10,640 --> 01:35:13,520
night for 17 nights straight leading to

2682
01:35:13,520 --> 01:35:16,080
a halloween special on halloween it's

2683
01:35:16,080 --> 01:35:17,200
gonna be fucking awesome

2684
01:35:17,200 --> 01:35:19,040
so join us for that join us next week

2685
01:35:19,040 --> 01:35:20,720
for hocus pocus one and two

2686
01:35:20,720 --> 01:35:25,760
uh with us as always is it's j hollow

2687
01:35:25,760 --> 01:35:28,800
mob mentality motherfucking east coast

2688
01:35:28,800 --> 01:35:30,320
assassin

2689
01:35:30,320 --> 01:35:34,080
josh hollow yes sir

2690
01:35:34,080 --> 01:35:38,480
with us as always it is mahi the samurai

2691
01:35:38,480 --> 01:35:41,200
smoking cloud i appreciate you um letting

2692
01:35:41,200 --> 01:35:43,040
me be on here thank you thank you yeah

2693
01:35:43,040 --> 01:35:45,360
thanks so much for having or for having

2694
01:35:45,360 --> 01:35:47,280
wait thanks so much for having you is

2695
01:35:47,280 --> 01:35:49,360
what i coming having to have me here

2696
01:35:49,360 --> 01:35:51,760
thanks yes here on the podcast on the

2697
01:35:51,760 --> 01:35:54,480
front on the friday rise podcast

2698
01:35:54,480 --> 01:35:56,880
hell yeah yeah it's all right so because

2699
01:35:56,880 --> 01:35:58,240
i get being hit too much you know

2700
01:35:58,240 --> 01:36:00,480
no my brain guys you can kick my ass

2701
01:36:00,480 --> 01:36:01,920
i'm never gonna correct you ever

2702
01:36:01,920 --> 01:36:06,560
hey hey yeah so andy real smooth

2703
01:36:06,560 --> 01:36:10,400
yeah really but yes it's been a pleasure

2704
01:36:10,400 --> 01:36:11,840
being on the front of the friday rise

2705
01:36:11,840 --> 01:36:14,480
podcast with um with my friend andy here

2706
01:36:14,480 --> 01:36:16,880
again thank you for for uh with my

2707
01:36:16,880 --> 01:36:20,080
guest too j hollow

2708
01:36:20,240 --> 01:36:23,840
we're dedicated to andy as well for letting us sit here enjoy this

2709
01:36:23,840 --> 01:36:25,840
opportunity with y'all you know what i

2710
01:36:25,840 --> 01:36:28,400
mean we had a very good time very like i

2711
01:36:28,400 --> 01:36:30,320
just got the blessing from a mob boss in

2712
01:36:30,320 --> 01:36:32,720
fracking universe that was awesome yeah

2713
01:36:32,720 --> 01:36:34,240
thank god i'm not sleeping with the

2714
01:36:34,240 --> 01:36:35,840
fishes tonight let me just hope next

2715
01:36:35,840 --> 01:36:37,920
time it's not double dragon yeah

2716
01:36:37,920 --> 01:36:42,480
jesus with us as always is michael uh he

2717
01:36:42,480 --> 01:36:44,480
would sleep with the fishes for hours

2718
01:36:44,480 --> 01:36:46,480
and hours and hours then he'll come up

2719
01:36:46,480 --> 01:36:50,240
and he'll still bitch about how he uh

2720
01:36:50,240 --> 01:36:53,440
doesn't you know i don't even know where

2721
01:36:53,440 --> 01:36:55,440
i'm going with this if you never die

2722
01:36:55,440 --> 01:36:57,200
and sleep you know why right because

2723
01:36:57,200 --> 01:37:00,720
i'm chelios mother fucker

2724
01:37:01,360 --> 01:37:04,640
i told you i stopped fuck i hate

2725
01:37:04,640 --> 01:37:06,560
everything but with this is all no

2726
01:37:06,560 --> 01:37:08,960
yeah listen you don't even want to go

2727
01:37:08,960 --> 01:37:11,520
with this is always it's it's zachary

2728
01:37:11,520 --> 01:37:17,600
improv uh ex-producer ex-god

2729
01:37:21,360 --> 01:37:23,280
he never says anything he's such a dick

2730
01:37:23,280 --> 01:37:25,520
uh yeah it's just fucking cast these

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things never end right

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anyway this has been the podcast i've

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been the host i'm andy rice we've been

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fried wait i'm andy rice let's get

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fried we've been we've been fried we've

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been rice sweeping podcast have a good

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night