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LIKE No saturation noise

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And welcome everybody to the Fried Rice podcast.

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You know how it is.

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I'm Andy Rice.

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Just fucking like just just dealing with drugs and shit.

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Anyway, it doesn't matter.

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Just follow me.

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I'm going to introduce you to some of my friends.

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Now over here, now this is Brendan.

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Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Shipley up to Boston, right?

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And now this guy's fucking crazy.

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You want joints?

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This is the guy you go to.

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Okay.

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He's fucking awesome.

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He just like he just hit that bong up.

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He fucking did a good job.

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He just got his joints off each week.

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Yeah.

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Now over here, we got Michael.

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Now he shouldn't be smoking a bong.

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He's fucking old, right?

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Had a heart attack.

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Michael Larson about a year ago.

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We don't know when he's going to die, but it's going to be probably pretty soon.

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You know what I mean?

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We just we're just we're just grateful for every day we have with them, I guess.

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Over here.

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Now this guy, he's a he's a fucking animal, right?

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We got we got Zach.

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Zachy improv quality.

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Now, now he doesn't say much, especially when I introduce him and shit.

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But but when he gets talking, holy shit, is he we used to refer to him as God, but we

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had to stop.

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You know what I mean?

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But look at him.

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Look at him.

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Leave that fucking light behind.

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Now, now this last I'll say this.

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No, no.

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One person you don't know, no, is is Austin here and he's a.

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So it's awesome, fairly dry, about three hours to be here every fucking week.

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If you can imagine it.

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Fuck you, Mike.

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Yeah.

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So yeah.

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Anyway, thanks for joining us.

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Fried Rice podcast.

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I'm Andy Rice.

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Let's get fucking fried, everybody.

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All right, now we can start.

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We probably should have done more background noise while you were doing that.

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Yeah.

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Why was that so quiet the whole time?

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I don't know.

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You kind of sprung that on us the last second.

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It was a good idea already.

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That's the most energy I've ever put into an intro.

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Even better than it happened in the movie.

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OK, Mike, don't start with your controversial opinions this early on.

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Oh, I can't.

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I'll add some party noises after.

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OK, that's good.

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That's a good idea.

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So.

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So.

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Oh, and your mic wasn't even on.

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Nobody heard what you said.

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Yeah.

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So.

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All right, everybody.

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Welcome to SLC Punk episode of or sorry, SLC.

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He's a punk.

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Wait, what?

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Say it to my face.

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Talking shit, Mike.

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Andy's a punk episode.

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Andy's a punk.

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I'm not a punk.

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If any.

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OK, I'm sorry.

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Andy's a poser episode.

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I might be a poser.

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We're all posers.

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I feel like if you if you the unless you wear no brand clothing, you you listen to just

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like I guess like royalty free music.

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And yeah, or static.

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And all you watch is PBS or something.

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Then you can't then your pose because you're subscribed to some style like we got.

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Obviously you look around my apartment.

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It's a bunch of dirty shit that I'm a post.

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Right.

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I'm not even that nerdy.

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Like, look, I'm not really like I love.

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Trust me, I love nerd shit.

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But my 11 year old granddaughter would disagree 100 percent.

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But anytime I say your name, my granddaughter is like, that's the nerd guy.

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What the fuck?

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That that that sense that you just said should be a part of your stand up.

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You tell your granddaughter in she's 11 in seven years.

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I'm going to fight I'm going to fight her with fists.

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So I'm not going to go to prison.

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You tell her I will fight her with this.

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I will be in my 40s by then.

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She'll have a shot.

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But I she better eat those words.

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That's still male on women.

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I look in eight years.

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And she calls me a nerd, too.

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Don't worry about it.

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I think in eight years women on man on women violence.

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Curious what's going through Austin.

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Are you a rap poser because you're wearing a biggie small shirt?

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See, this is my aunt's game shirt.

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And she had no idea whether or not I liked Biggie Smalls.

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And I don't.

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Not a biggie smalls fan.

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Not a not a fan.

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I like that.

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You're the West Coast.

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You're a fan of the West Coast rapper.

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What's what song does he do?

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I'm sorry, mama.

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That's Eminem.

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You're thinking Big Papa.

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Yeah, I love it when they call me Big Papa with the boy like.

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Yeah, you're a poser.

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And I only know that you want to know how you want to know how much of a poser I am.

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You want to know how I know that song.

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They made three songs and three songs from Biggie.

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No, I'll name you one.

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It's Big Papa.

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And the only reason I know it is from when September when November ends with Keanu Reeves

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and where he's coaching a little league, an underprivileged little league.

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That's called a hardball.

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You've what am I thinking of?

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What November?

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I have no idea.

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But you're not making you're not a nerd case very well hypnotized, juicy and 10 crack

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commandments.

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There's a movie he's in something November.

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So I'm not wrong on that.

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But hardball.

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Hardball is where I know I love it when they call me Big Papa by Biggie Smalls, which I

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am wearing a shirt.

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I had to look at my shirt.

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Make sure it wasn't Tupac.

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I'm now Tupac.

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Now Tupac.

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I know California.

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And then he names a bunch of cities.

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And then also, I'm sorry, mama.

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No, that's Eminem again.

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He does he does a song about his mom.

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I'm sorry, mom, for all the skeleton.

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I don't know.

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Oh, suicide.

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Suicide hotline.

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I think it's a song called Mother.

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There's a one where he.

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Anyway, you also are not a talking into the mic aficionado.

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You're you got to be better about sharing over here, buddy.

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I don't.

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Yeah, let's get close to getting contact.

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So, you know, he has like a collective of songs, but I don't think there's a song about

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his mom.

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I mean, I'm no Tupac aficionado.

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Well, I did.

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You know me.

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I hate to Google.

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No letter letter to mom.

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Was it there was a hell no.

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Letter to his mom.

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I think it's Stacey's mom.

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You fuck mom song.

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Dear mama, bro.

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It's called fucking dear mama.

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And that's the one I kept getting mixed up with.

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I love it when they call me big pop.

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And you guys no longer have to guess our ethnicities.

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We had to figure out with Google the name of a Tupac song.

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And in this song, Shakur details his childhood poverty and his mother's addiction to crack

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cocaine, but argues that his love and deep respect for his mother supersede the bad memories.

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Hey, I wrote that.

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Didn't his mom date Richard Pryor?

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I don't know.

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Let's find out.

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Did she date?

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She was a black panther.

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She dated somebody famous.

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She was a black panther.

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She died in Sausalito, California in 2016.

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So she way outlived her son.

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She was born Alice Faye Williams, but now she's a Fina Shakur.

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I don't know how that happened.

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Oh, well, she got married to Shakur, but why'd she change her name to Fina?

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I wouldn't do that.

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Everyone has Google.

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They can do this themselves.

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Learn all about it.

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You did it yourself.

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I'm here.

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I'm doing this right now.

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I'm going to close this.

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Boom.

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We're going to move on.

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The algorithm is going to put this under like rap video, like rap history.

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Now what we're going to move on to is we have a special little treat.

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Show the camera.

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Bring them up there if you can, Zach.

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But Zach brought us a snack.

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Oh, yeah, we'll do that.

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Stop it, Zach.

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What are you doing?

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We're not ready for that, obviously.

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We're doing what are we smoking?

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Because I don't know what I'm doing.

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I actually have something new this week.

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It's called CBX Jetlag OG.

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What do you think of it so far?

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Of the one that we smoked earlier?

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It's good.

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It's fire.

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And it was a two for 70 kind of deal at Needles.

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Because last night we had a show at Red Dog at Needles, Austin and I.

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It was a fun show.

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I had a great set.

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A lot of people showed up.

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A lot of people showed up.

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We had like at least 40 people.

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Yeah, for this, for a Red Dog, it's a pretty good turnout.

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It was great.

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I had a phenomenal set personally because I kept it tight.

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Everything was like just good.

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I wasn't meandering.

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I had like a tight eight minute window.

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So like it was one of my better, stronger sets.

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It was one of Austin's stronger sets.

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And we normally do good.

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So it's like this was like one of our topper.

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Like it was some good top quality stuff.

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We have the sign language interpreter again.

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Yeah, she's always there.

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Destiny.

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Destiny.

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Destiny.

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She's great.

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She's been an addition to our group.

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She's been there probably the last like five, six, seven shows.

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I tried to convince all the guys that like if she does, if she wants to go on and do

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a set, she should write a set.

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And if she needs help, she has eight, nine comedians to like help.

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And you're going to do the sign language while she's doing it?

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No, she can.

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She would be up there by herself.

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She needs help.

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Actually, I do think Mike's onto something.

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I was just thinking what we could do is like have two of us just do what we think.

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Try to try to sign.

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So we're not signing.

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Instead, we're just acting out what she's talking about.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Then that could be fun because then we're not making fun of sign language.

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Instead, we're just kind of charading what we what she's talking about, which is a different

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thing.

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She she has a great like sense of humor and everything.

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And she is really funny.

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She like freestyles up there.

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Like there's one where she's like grabbing like she has a dick in her pants.

283
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Yeah.

284
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Yeah.

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She's very fun.

286
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If you give her sexual contact, which there's a lot of at these fucking shows, then yeah,

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you get that.

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Our buddy, Zach, the improv here did a set last night.

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Super proud of him.

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It's his third time doing stand up.

291
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And how do you feel about it?

292
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I felt good.

293
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I wish I was more prepared.

294
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I learned about it like the night before.

295
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Yeah.

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It was open mic.

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So my I didn't have very much prepared.

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But I think the stuff I did have prepared it pretty well.

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Yeah.

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I enjoyed it.

301
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I always enjoyed being up there.

302
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It was fun.

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All the open micers.

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It was like a good time.

305
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Everyone was it was like the audience was respectful and they were really friendly.

306
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Yeah.

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I think it was a good time.

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I think it was a good time.

309
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I think it was a good time.

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I think it was a good time.

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Everyone was it was like the audience was respectful and they were listening because

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even some of the open micers that like didn't do as well.

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They at least the jokes that they wrote when the punchline was said, the audience was aware

314
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enough to respond with like something, because sometimes you know the audience isn't listening

315
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when you say a banger of a punchline and nothing happens.

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You're just like, oh, they're not even paying attention.

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They're just talking amongst themselves or whatever.

318
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But that was there wasn't a lot of that last night until the end.

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Yeah.

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So the last two comics, which unfortunately were two

321
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of our best, Anthony and Hank.

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And they both kind of had to deal with a rowdier crowd.

323
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So it was a long show, two hours.

324
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Two hours, because it was open micers plus the regular crew.

325
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So Austin and I and our buddy Anthony decided to,

326
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on a whim last night, Anthony brought up, well,

327
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I don't even know whose idea it was.

328
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It was probably Anthony's.

329
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Let's just call it that.

330
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It wasn't my idea.

331
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That's for sure.

332
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I was just let down to do whatever.

333
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Let's go to Dreamgirls.

334
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And so we went to Dreamgirls last night.

335
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We had no idea what we were walking into.

336
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So it's a strip club in town.

337
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And it has been notorious for just being shut down

338
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constantly for all sorts of shenanigans.

339
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It's just a bad, like it has a bad group or bad reputation.

340
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But it's under new management now.

341
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We showed up last night.

342
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We had no idea any of this when we went.

343
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We just showed up because it's the only strip club

344
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we knew about.

345
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And it was just something to do, something to talk about.

346
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And we get there.

347
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I like how a strip club is like, look, we know it has,

348
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but we're reinvigorating this place

349
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to make it a helpful part of our community.

350
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Well, OK, so we.

351
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They're like, hey, the old owner died.

352
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We're under new management.

353
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We're not doing anything shady anymore.

354
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We're a legitimate business now.

355
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On our way out, on our way out, he

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was like the manager met us.

357
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And we were like, hey, we should do a comedy show here.

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What do you think?

359
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And he's like, yeah, that'd be awesome.

360
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So that could be something fun in the future, strip club

361
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comedy show.

362
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I would love to be up on that stage.

363
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Yeah, I would wipe down the bar before starting.

364
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And then I would just do my set.

365
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So would we have the strip end lights here, Joe?

366
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If you don't get a laugh, you take an article of clothing on.

367
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I'm down for that.

368
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Yeah, that'd be so much fun.

369
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And I'm going to wear seven layers of.

370
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I'm going to wear so many accessories.

371
00:13:09,540 --> 00:13:10,860
I'm going to take an earring off.

372
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Five socks on each foot.

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I'm going to be set.

374
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You could come in there looking like all,

375
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like the blueberry girl from Willy Wonka.

376
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The final piece will just be like a cock sock or something,

377
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just to make sure.

378
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Then if I get there, I just walk off.

379
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I'm like, well, I'm out of jokes.

380
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He's like, cock sock takes it off.

381
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He's like, eh.

382
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And then there's another one.

383
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Just how many cock socks does this guy have?

384
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So we're in there.

385
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And this is my first time ever in a strip club ever.

386
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I took him to Dreamgirls.

387
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And.

388
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Yep.

389
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No, but I'll tell you this.

390
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OK, someone needs to take you to Vegas.

391
00:13:46,940 --> 00:13:48,780
Yeah, well, obviously.

392
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I've had the opportunity so many times.

393
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You know, when you walk down Vegas on the strip,

394
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there's always a guy, hey, you guys want titties in your face?

395
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Pussy ball in your face?

396
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And they give you a card.

397
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Who gets you a limo?

398
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They'll go there just trying to get you to spend $1,000.

399
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,940
Yeah, I went to Deja Vu in Vegas.

400
00:14:02,940 --> 00:14:03,460
Go ahead.

401
00:14:03,460 --> 00:14:04,980
Oh, and it's like, he lives in Phoenix.

402
00:14:04,980 --> 00:14:06,220
There's strip clubs there all the time.

403
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:09,020
There's better strip clubs over there than there is in Vegas.

404
00:14:09,020 --> 00:14:10,700
No, but here's the thing, though.

405
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As we talked to the manager last night,

406
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I'm going to give them a five star and yell.

407
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Because if I do, the next time I go,

408
00:14:17,380 --> 00:14:18,780
he hooks me up with a free drink.

409
00:14:18,780 --> 00:14:20,180
Even though it's not alcoholic, he's

410
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going to give me like a free Red Bull or something.

411
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And titties in my face.

412
00:14:23,540 --> 00:14:26,180
So actually, now this is one thing that was kind of fun.

413
00:14:26,180 --> 00:14:27,460
So the three of us sat down.

414
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We're right there at the front.

415
00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:31,380
We're all three sitting right next to each other.

416
00:14:31,380 --> 00:14:37,020
And every stripper that came out, every single one of them,

417
00:14:37,020 --> 00:14:39,500
despite the fact that we were putting the same amount

418
00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:42,300
of money on the stage, every single one of them

419
00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:45,460
just gave me all the attention.

420
00:14:45,460 --> 00:14:51,900
Austin, Austin, Austin's two seats away.

421
00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:53,740
Look at home, Luis.

422
00:14:53,740 --> 00:14:56,020
They just ignore that he's there.

423
00:14:56,020 --> 00:15:00,100
The first chick, I'm sitting there for two minutes.

424
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,380
The first chick, I'm in there, she walks up to me.

425
00:15:02,380 --> 00:15:03,100
She's naked.

426
00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:04,100
She takes my face.

427
00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:06,300
She just pulls it forward, just motorboats me

428
00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:08,580
with her titties, just smacking me in the face.

429
00:15:08,580 --> 00:15:13,460
And I'm just like, oh, this is a nice way to start the day.

430
00:15:13,460 --> 00:15:15,780
She just spreads open her shit in front of me,

431
00:15:15,780 --> 00:15:17,460
like putting it right in my face and stuff,

432
00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:20,820
because it's fully nude, which we didn't know about.

433
00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:25,020
And so then Austin, I'm like, good,

434
00:15:25,020 --> 00:15:28,220
Austin will get to see some pussy or whatever.

435
00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:28,860
Nope.

436
00:15:28,860 --> 00:15:30,740
Then she just kind of moves around.

437
00:15:30,740 --> 00:15:32,820
And the guy crossed the way.

438
00:15:32,820 --> 00:15:34,460
And then down to the other way.

439
00:15:34,460 --> 00:15:37,540
The next chick comes out, she's not even as attracted.

440
00:15:37,540 --> 00:15:40,740
But she comes out, and she shows me all of her shit,

441
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:42,820
ignores Austin, the third girl.

442
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She comes up to me.

443
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I'm getting nice little smiles.

444
00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:46,420
I'm getting eye contact.

445
00:15:46,420 --> 00:15:48,060
And afterwards, a couple of the strippers

446
00:15:48,060 --> 00:15:49,260
come up and talk to me.

447
00:15:49,260 --> 00:15:49,980
They like laugh.

448
00:15:49,980 --> 00:15:52,060
We share a little inside joke about Nine Inch Nails

449
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with one of them.

450
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Austin's just silently sitting there with, why can't I see?

451
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You look like an easier mark than Austin.

452
00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:03,500
I was about to say, it's probably more contractual.

453
00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:05,380
They're like, this guy's going to spend more

454
00:16:05,380 --> 00:16:06,620
money than the other guy.

455
00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:07,940
I mean, thanks.

456
00:16:07,940 --> 00:16:10,260
You're in there with a homeless guy going, what?

457
00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:11,660
Look, look.

458
00:16:11,660 --> 00:16:14,580
Also, they probably see you.

459
00:16:14,580 --> 00:16:17,780
And they're like, dude, is that that fucking congressman Ted

460
00:16:17,780 --> 00:16:18,260
Cruz?

461
00:16:18,260 --> 00:16:19,620
What is Ted Cruz doing here?

462
00:16:19,620 --> 00:16:20,780
He's got money.

463
00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:23,340
The blonde chick afterwards, the first chick,

464
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she said, I had to pull your face in to see your face.

465
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I pulled you in because without my glasses, I couldn't see.

466
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And I wanted to see your face more.

467
00:16:30,020 --> 00:16:34,740
And I think it might be because of this Ted Cruz type thing.

468
00:16:34,740 --> 00:16:37,060
But yeah, so that was our night last night.

469
00:16:37,060 --> 00:16:37,940
Then we left.

470
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You could fucking be a PR nightmare for that guy.

471
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:43,060
You know that, right?

472
00:16:43,060 --> 00:16:44,700
What do you suppose that that is going

473
00:16:44,700 --> 00:16:49,020
to do to your algorithm when you do the five stars on Yelp?

474
00:16:49,020 --> 00:16:52,420
Oh, well, I already see all the time my email.

475
00:16:52,420 --> 00:16:54,060
It's like, you're very popular on Yelp.

476
00:16:54,060 --> 00:16:57,180
200-something people have looked at your review or whatever.

477
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I would love to see that for the world.

478
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I'm going to give them a stellar review.

479
00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:05,900
I'm going to use ChatGPT to help me write a stellar review.

480
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:12,060
I'm going to make sure they have a in-depth, multi-paragraphed,

481
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five-star times of change.

482
00:17:14,020 --> 00:17:16,520
You're not going to find any underage girls there anymore.

483
00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:21,100
You're not going to like the, like, not anymore.

484
00:17:21,100 --> 00:17:21,700
Not anymore.

485
00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:23,940
They've been busted for that in the past, but not anymore.

486
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Just don't mention that, partner.

487
00:17:25,260 --> 00:17:26,540
Well, look, new management.

488
00:17:26,540 --> 00:17:28,020
That'll probably help them more than, oh, you

489
00:17:28,020 --> 00:17:29,900
won't find underage girls there anymore.

490
00:17:29,900 --> 00:17:31,780
So the guy's like, we're under new management.

491
00:17:31,780 --> 00:17:32,820
Unfortunately, Doug died.

492
00:17:32,820 --> 00:17:34,180
Like, we knew who Doug was.

493
00:17:34,180 --> 00:17:37,140
He like, it's like, we tell him, oh, it's our first time here.

494
00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:38,180
He's like, oh, yeah.

495
00:17:38,180 --> 00:17:39,780
So we're under new management.

496
00:17:39,780 --> 00:17:41,300
I know it's been different.

497
00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:42,740
There's been some shit in the past.

498
00:17:42,740 --> 00:17:43,940
We're leaving, by the way.

499
00:17:43,940 --> 00:17:45,100
We were on our way out.

500
00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:46,900
So it's not like we were debating

501
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:47,980
on whether or not to go in.

502
00:17:47,980 --> 00:17:49,580
We had just enjoyed our experience,

503
00:17:49,580 --> 00:17:50,580
and we're currently leaving.

504
00:17:50,580 --> 00:17:52,080
We paid our money, and we're leaving.

505
00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:55,500
Right after I had used an ATM, I got charged $10 to use an ATM.

506
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:56,740
Yeah.

507
00:17:56,740 --> 00:17:58,700
That's what their lap dance is, man.

508
00:17:58,700 --> 00:18:01,660
Expensive.

509
00:18:01,660 --> 00:18:03,780
Yeah, everyone's trying to convince me to get a lap dance.

510
00:18:03,780 --> 00:18:05,780
And I was like, I don't know if I should pull the money out.

511
00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:08,100
I'm pretty sure that fee's going to be pretty horrendous.

512
00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:09,580
And then I finally am like, fuck it.

513
00:18:09,580 --> 00:18:12,260
I'll go pull $40 out, and they're going to help me out.

514
00:18:12,260 --> 00:18:14,260
And then as soon as I pull it out, they're like,

515
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:15,260
are we leaving?

516
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:19,940
And then where do we go after that?

517
00:18:19,940 --> 00:18:22,260
McDonald's drive through, and we pull in.

518
00:18:22,260 --> 00:18:24,900
I leave with Anthony in his car, because I'm staying in his place.

519
00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:26,340
Andy leaves in his own car.

520
00:18:26,340 --> 00:18:29,900
We both, without even saying anything, both went to McDonald's.

521
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,340
And we're right behind him in line.

522
00:18:31,340 --> 00:18:36,100
And then what sucks is I was getting food for Dario and I.

523
00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:37,820
So there's two drive throughs.

524
00:18:37,820 --> 00:18:39,060
I go to the one on the right.

525
00:18:39,060 --> 00:18:41,820
But the screen wasn't working.

526
00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:43,260
The screen wasn't working.

527
00:18:43,260 --> 00:18:50,660
So if you confirmed my order, it launched it onto their screen.

528
00:18:50,660 --> 00:18:58,740
So they saw a triple cheeseburger, two fries, nuggets.

529
00:18:58,740 --> 00:19:01,540
And I'm like, oh, fuck.

530
00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:03,940
I didn't even know they were there.

531
00:19:03,940 --> 00:19:06,140
Also, while we were in there, I was drunk.

532
00:19:06,140 --> 00:19:09,580
But I just assumed that there was a long line.

533
00:19:09,580 --> 00:19:12,220
And then we got put in the parking waiting.

534
00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:13,860
And there's all these people parking.

535
00:19:13,860 --> 00:19:19,140
I'm like, wow, a lot of people go to McDonald's after the strip club.

536
00:19:19,140 --> 00:19:21,860
I just assumed they all went with us.

537
00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:29,500
It was hard to remember not to eat fries on the way home with stripper hands.

538
00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:33,500
Because I like, well, you're in a strip club.

539
00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:35,220
Did you just coin that just now?

540
00:19:35,220 --> 00:19:36,220
Stripper hands?

541
00:19:36,220 --> 00:19:38,100
I would imagine that stripper hands.

542
00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:39,740
I thought you said that place has changed.

543
00:19:39,740 --> 00:19:42,300
We used to not be allowed to touch the dancers.

544
00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:43,260
What the hell?

545
00:19:43,260 --> 00:19:44,060
Oh, no, sorry.

546
00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:45,700
I didn't touch any of the dancers.

547
00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:47,060
They touched me.

548
00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:50,740
I got just titties immediately right in my face.

549
00:19:50,740 --> 00:19:52,420
It was great.

550
00:19:52,420 --> 00:19:54,380
First chick that I was not expecting.

551
00:19:54,380 --> 00:19:55,980
I was not.

552
00:19:55,980 --> 00:19:57,540
For just being in a strip club.

553
00:19:57,540 --> 00:20:03,180
I was not expecting models because of our location here.

554
00:20:03,180 --> 00:20:05,740
But no, they were actually all pretty hot.

555
00:20:05,740 --> 00:20:07,420
Yeah, especially the first one.

556
00:20:07,420 --> 00:20:08,220
That was my favorite.

557
00:20:08,220 --> 00:20:10,860
And blonde chick is very cute.

558
00:20:10,860 --> 00:20:13,980
Even the thicker chick was good.

559
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:16,500
There's a tinier girl at the end.

560
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:17,620
But now we're just being creepy.

561
00:20:17,620 --> 00:20:18,540
Weird concept.

562
00:20:18,540 --> 00:20:19,860
Weird concept for a strip club.

563
00:20:19,860 --> 00:20:21,020
But hear me out.

564
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:23,780
I think it would be more intimate if it

565
00:20:23,780 --> 00:20:26,340
was like a chick wearing sweatpants

566
00:20:26,340 --> 00:20:28,900
and an old oversized t-shirt.

567
00:20:28,900 --> 00:20:30,140
Give it a more intimate feel.

568
00:20:30,140 --> 00:20:31,420
Like it's a girlfriend, you know?

569
00:20:31,420 --> 00:20:31,940
Yeah.

570
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:33,060
A girlfriend experience.

571
00:20:33,060 --> 00:20:35,020
But then would you want to see her dancing

572
00:20:35,020 --> 00:20:36,740
in front of other guys?

573
00:20:36,740 --> 00:20:38,100
No, the lap dance.

574
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:40,140
That would be a lap dance experience for sure.

575
00:20:40,140 --> 00:20:40,900
Got you.

576
00:20:40,900 --> 00:20:44,580
So actually, you talk about the prostitute.

577
00:20:44,580 --> 00:20:46,380
You just want a girlfriend experience prostitute.

578
00:20:46,380 --> 00:20:47,860
They have those.

579
00:20:47,860 --> 00:20:49,420
They made a movie starring Sasha Grant.

580
00:20:49,420 --> 00:20:50,580
Yeah, just take her to dinner and a movie.

581
00:20:50,580 --> 00:20:51,300
Call it the girlfriend experience.

582
00:20:51,300 --> 00:20:53,740
And then drop her off at home and ask if I can come in.

583
00:20:53,740 --> 00:20:54,380
And she says no.

584
00:20:54,380 --> 00:20:56,260
And then I drive home and jerk off.

585
00:20:56,260 --> 00:20:57,900
Like, that what you mean?

586
00:20:57,900 --> 00:20:59,300
Cost you $600.

587
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:01,620
Yeah, I spent $200 at Olive Garden.

588
00:21:01,620 --> 00:21:02,820
Yeah.

589
00:21:02,820 --> 00:21:06,860
That was a long way to tell us where you got your weed from.

590
00:21:06,860 --> 00:21:08,940
Yeah, fuck.

591
00:21:08,940 --> 00:21:09,740
Needles.

592
00:21:09,740 --> 00:21:10,580
Thanks.

593
00:21:10,580 --> 00:21:11,860
What'd you bring, Brendan?

594
00:21:11,860 --> 00:21:22,340
I was talking about a fucking tangent.

595
00:21:22,340 --> 00:21:24,940
I also went to Needles, but I did not

596
00:21:24,940 --> 00:21:27,220
make a trip to the strip club.

597
00:21:27,220 --> 00:21:28,740
Good cover.

598
00:21:28,740 --> 00:21:31,340
Brendan, Brendan was definitely not with us.

599
00:21:31,340 --> 00:21:33,100
He was definitely not with us.

600
00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:34,540
Brendan was not.

601
00:21:34,540 --> 00:21:36,260
Mike for sure wasn't with us.

602
00:21:36,260 --> 00:21:37,940
After what Mike said about the movie,

603
00:21:37,940 --> 00:21:40,140
we were like, we're going to go see Titties without Mike

604
00:21:40,140 --> 00:21:40,820
specifically.

605
00:21:40,820 --> 00:21:45,660
Those titties would have gave Mike a heart attack again.

606
00:21:45,660 --> 00:21:50,100
And allegedly, Brendan was not with them.

607
00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:51,900
Brendan definitely was not with us.

608
00:21:51,900 --> 00:21:52,940
Stop saying that.

609
00:21:52,940 --> 00:21:54,340
It's going to sound like you were.

610
00:21:54,340 --> 00:21:56,060
Stop saying what?

611
00:21:56,060 --> 00:21:59,900
He definitely wasn't with us.

612
00:21:59,900 --> 00:22:02,260
He absolutely was not with us.

613
00:22:02,260 --> 00:22:02,940
Right.

614
00:22:02,940 --> 00:22:06,020
He actually had to work late, OK?

615
00:22:06,020 --> 00:22:08,100
Brendan was working late last night.

616
00:22:08,100 --> 00:22:10,340
No, the McDonald's drive-thru took too long.

617
00:22:10,340 --> 00:22:13,180
Seriously.

618
00:22:13,180 --> 00:22:15,020
It's thin ice that we get them at all.

619
00:22:18,060 --> 00:22:20,180
It's for these reasons alone that that's

620
00:22:20,180 --> 00:22:22,940
why I use the Life360 app.

621
00:22:22,940 --> 00:22:25,900
I don't do anything bad.

622
00:22:25,900 --> 00:22:27,220
But I brought moon syrup.

623
00:22:32,980 --> 00:22:33,940
It's that smokey.

624
00:22:33,940 --> 00:22:34,420
It's OK.

625
00:22:34,420 --> 00:22:35,620
What percentage is it?

626
00:22:35,620 --> 00:22:36,120
It's OK.

627
00:22:39,540 --> 00:22:43,380
20, 29 point, no, 25.6.

628
00:22:43,380 --> 00:22:46,100
And then also a Jeter Cannon I brought.

629
00:22:46,100 --> 00:22:47,460
It's called Goober.

630
00:22:47,460 --> 00:22:48,540
You brought another cannon?

631
00:22:48,540 --> 00:22:49,060
I did.

632
00:22:49,060 --> 00:22:50,700
We still have half of that other cannon.

633
00:22:50,700 --> 00:22:51,500
Well, not half.

634
00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:54,860
But when Brendan and I were hanging out earlier this week,

635
00:22:54,860 --> 00:22:58,780
we smoked a little bit over half of it.

636
00:22:58,780 --> 00:23:02,460
So we're, I don't remember.

637
00:23:02,460 --> 00:23:04,940
This one's called Goober.

638
00:23:04,940 --> 00:23:08,140
And it was back to Dreamgirls.

639
00:23:08,140 --> 00:23:09,740
Where I was not.

640
00:23:09,740 --> 00:23:12,340
I was listening to the Bill Burr podcast.

641
00:23:12,340 --> 00:23:13,940
And he was sick, so he played an old one.

642
00:23:13,940 --> 00:23:16,820
And someone wrote him an email saying,

643
00:23:16,820 --> 00:23:19,340
my girlfriend and me want to go to a strip club.

644
00:23:19,340 --> 00:23:21,180
What are the do's and don'ts?

645
00:23:21,180 --> 00:23:25,300
And that just brought me after me and Andy and Anthony,

646
00:23:25,300 --> 00:23:28,140
and definitely not Brendan Winters.

647
00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:34,020
I was wondering, how do YouTube, you three being married,

648
00:23:34,020 --> 00:23:35,780
how do you think that conversation would go

649
00:23:35,780 --> 00:23:39,380
if you asked the lady if she wanted to go with you

650
00:23:39,380 --> 00:23:40,500
to a strip club?

651
00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:41,620
Would it just be a hard no?

652
00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:42,300
Would it be an argument?

653
00:23:42,300 --> 00:23:43,620
My wife wouldn't want to go with me.

654
00:23:43,620 --> 00:23:45,100
But she just told me to go.

655
00:23:45,100 --> 00:23:46,340
She wouldn't care if I went.

656
00:23:46,340 --> 00:23:48,700
Well, Anthony last night said he went with his wife.

657
00:23:48,700 --> 00:23:50,500
Yeah, I've been with my wife before.

658
00:23:50,500 --> 00:23:51,380
We're previous here.

659
00:23:51,380 --> 00:23:52,540
Like a month before.

660
00:23:52,540 --> 00:23:54,260
I was like, I've been with my wife.

661
00:23:54,260 --> 00:23:55,420
I've been with my wife.

662
00:23:55,420 --> 00:23:58,020
But she thinks it's a waste of money, so she won't go.

663
00:23:58,020 --> 00:24:02,460
Yeah, my wife thinks it's fun.

664
00:24:02,460 --> 00:24:03,700
But she gets all of it.

665
00:24:03,700 --> 00:24:05,420
And if a woman goes into a strip club,

666
00:24:05,420 --> 00:24:07,300
she gets all the attention.

667
00:24:07,300 --> 00:24:10,380
Because we went with my buddy, because he went to our breakups.

668
00:24:10,380 --> 00:24:11,380
I was like, oh, let's go.

669
00:24:11,380 --> 00:24:13,180
And I was drinking, and she was the driver.

670
00:24:13,180 --> 00:24:14,820
And she was like, I don't care.

671
00:24:14,820 --> 00:24:17,220
And then, yeah, she got all the attention.

672
00:24:17,220 --> 00:24:19,340
He was like, what the fuck?

673
00:24:19,340 --> 00:24:21,740
And I was like, well, she's the only woman they've probably

674
00:24:21,740 --> 00:24:24,180
seen in months.

675
00:24:24,180 --> 00:24:26,500
So that's what would give away my clone,

676
00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:28,900
because I've never wanted to go to a strip club.

677
00:24:28,900 --> 00:24:30,060
And my wife knows that.

678
00:24:30,060 --> 00:24:31,460
And Brendan's using her.

679
00:24:31,460 --> 00:24:33,460
So if you asked her if you could go,

680
00:24:33,460 --> 00:24:35,380
or if she wanted to go, she'd be like, why?

681
00:24:35,380 --> 00:24:36,460
Is everything OK?

682
00:24:36,460 --> 00:24:37,740
Who are you?

683
00:24:37,740 --> 00:24:39,220
You know, I listened to the podcast.

684
00:24:39,220 --> 00:24:40,220
I know you went last week.

685
00:24:40,220 --> 00:24:40,720
Yeah.

686
00:24:45,940 --> 00:24:50,180
Yeah, so another thing that happened to me this week was.

687
00:24:50,180 --> 00:24:51,580
You know who didn't go was Hank.

688
00:24:51,580 --> 00:24:52,580
Hank's a bitch.

689
00:24:52,580 --> 00:24:54,580
We didn't invite him.

690
00:24:54,580 --> 00:24:59,500
So there's a post that somebody made on our local Bullhead

691
00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:00,460
chat or whatever.

692
00:25:00,460 --> 00:25:03,820
And all it is is just construction of the apartment

693
00:25:03,820 --> 00:25:05,900
complex is making good progress.

694
00:25:05,900 --> 00:25:08,220
And it's some pictures, OK?

695
00:25:08,220 --> 00:25:10,500
You get into the comments section, OK?

696
00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:15,020
And you have people like, how do I get on the list?

697
00:25:18,820 --> 00:25:20,660
Wait for these four landing, OK?

698
00:25:20,660 --> 00:25:25,180
And then some lady put, I think a lot of you people

699
00:25:25,180 --> 00:25:29,060
need to learn to speak and write English with proper spelling.

700
00:25:29,060 --> 00:25:31,820
Some of these comments are stupid, OK?

701
00:25:31,820 --> 00:25:34,460
But I noticed she spelled a lot wrong.

702
00:25:34,460 --> 00:25:41,500
So I just put a little asterisk, a lot.

703
00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:42,700
Let's spell it the correct way.

704
00:25:42,700 --> 00:25:46,260
And I've gotten 10 motherfuckers that liked it over her six.

705
00:25:46,260 --> 00:25:47,740
And it's so good.

706
00:25:47,740 --> 00:25:48,980
I'm so happy about it.

707
00:25:48,980 --> 00:25:51,060
Did she respond?

708
00:25:51,060 --> 00:25:52,220
Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot.

709
00:25:52,220 --> 00:25:54,660
Where's your response, bitch?

710
00:25:54,660 --> 00:25:55,460
Where is it?

711
00:25:55,460 --> 00:25:57,780
There's no period at the end of her comment either.

712
00:25:57,780 --> 00:25:58,580
I know.

713
00:25:58,580 --> 00:25:59,260
I know I should.

714
00:25:59,260 --> 00:26:00,180
I wanted to do more.

715
00:26:00,180 --> 00:26:05,020
What was that one, the rescue one that you commented on?

716
00:26:05,020 --> 00:26:10,060
It was a picture of some lady getting rescued

717
00:26:10,060 --> 00:26:12,500
from a horrific situation in the mountain.

718
00:26:12,500 --> 00:26:14,740
But the rescuer was holding him up,

719
00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:16,540
and her face was right in front of their dick.

720
00:26:16,540 --> 00:26:18,100
And I just put in quotes.

721
00:26:18,100 --> 00:26:21,900
I was just like, trust me, it's all part of the rescue process.

722
00:26:21,900 --> 00:26:25,220
And that got a bunch of people.

723
00:26:25,220 --> 00:26:26,020
It was so good.

724
00:26:26,020 --> 00:26:27,420
You should post a second comment.

725
00:26:27,420 --> 00:26:29,740
By the way, check out Fred Rice podcast.

726
00:26:29,740 --> 00:26:30,740
I've done that before.

727
00:26:30,740 --> 00:26:32,740
It comes off tacky.

728
00:26:32,740 --> 00:26:36,620
It's just better to let people organically find you.

729
00:26:36,620 --> 00:26:39,060
Any publicity is good, I guess.

730
00:26:39,060 --> 00:26:41,300
Any publicity is good publicity.

731
00:26:41,300 --> 00:26:42,540
Honestly, it's true.

732
00:26:42,540 --> 00:26:44,340
We have so many.

733
00:26:44,340 --> 00:26:50,340
This podcast about movies gave us a stellar strip club review.

734
00:26:50,340 --> 00:26:52,460
By the way, you can check us out on Rotten Tomatoes now.

735
00:26:52,460 --> 00:26:55,340
We are a Rotten Tomatoes presence.

736
00:26:55,340 --> 00:26:57,740
So we're starting, because we're a movie review podcast.

737
00:26:57,740 --> 00:27:00,740
We might as well put our reviews on a website.

738
00:27:00,740 --> 00:27:04,180
Also, you guys say Andy isn't a nerd.

739
00:27:04,180 --> 00:27:07,180
I can't think of anything more nerdy

740
00:27:07,180 --> 00:27:10,340
than us doing a podcast at a strip club

741
00:27:10,340 --> 00:27:12,580
with a stripper about the movie Showgirls.

742
00:27:12,580 --> 00:27:16,740
Instead of, we get a private room just

743
00:27:16,740 --> 00:27:20,020
to do a podcast with one of those strippers.

744
00:27:20,020 --> 00:27:21,700
If we did it present to guests and talk

745
00:27:21,700 --> 00:27:24,020
about what it's really like, yeah, that'd be great.

746
00:27:24,020 --> 00:27:26,260
Especially if we're in the VIP room.

747
00:27:26,260 --> 00:27:28,860
If we're in the VIP room and it smells like sex,

748
00:27:28,860 --> 00:27:30,380
I won't be able to.

749
00:27:30,380 --> 00:27:33,020
I was about to say, that would have to be a quick episode,

750
00:27:33,020 --> 00:27:36,300
because I'm assuming you pay by the song.

751
00:27:36,300 --> 00:27:38,140
And that's a lot of songs.

752
00:27:38,140 --> 00:27:40,100
A lot of Nine Inch Nails songs.

753
00:27:40,100 --> 00:27:41,860
Oh, yeah, that did it for me.

754
00:27:41,860 --> 00:27:44,340
One chick came out to a Nine Inch Nails,

755
00:27:44,340 --> 00:27:49,900
like three songs in a row, and that mix was so good.

756
00:27:49,900 --> 00:27:52,860
Yeah, because afterwards, she had a real thick Russian accent.

757
00:27:52,860 --> 00:27:55,740
I was like, Nine Inch Nails, it's good.

758
00:27:55,740 --> 00:27:57,340
She's like, oh, yes, yes.

759
00:27:57,340 --> 00:28:00,060
And then she's getting her stuff, and she looks at me.

760
00:28:00,060 --> 00:28:00,580
She smiles.

761
00:28:00,580 --> 00:28:02,660
She goes, every day is exactly the same.

762
00:28:02,660 --> 00:28:05,200
And I was like, because that's the name of one of his songs.

763
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:06,780
And I was like, you're damn right it is.

764
00:28:06,780 --> 00:28:07,940
And we shared a little moment.

765
00:28:07,940 --> 00:28:09,020
I could have fucked her.

766
00:28:09,020 --> 00:28:11,020
For someone that's never been to a strip club,

767
00:28:11,020 --> 00:28:13,100
sure knows a lot of rules about the strip club.

768
00:28:13,100 --> 00:28:17,260
Actually, that's exactly what Austin and Anthony said

769
00:28:17,260 --> 00:28:17,940
last night.

770
00:28:17,940 --> 00:28:20,860
Hey, Andy, it's good seeing you just not be like,

771
00:28:20,860 --> 00:28:23,620
it's good seeing you like a normal human being for once.

772
00:28:23,620 --> 00:28:25,500
And I was like, what the fuck does that mean?

773
00:28:25,500 --> 00:28:26,460
He's like, I don't know.

774
00:28:26,460 --> 00:28:28,580
It's just, you look like a normal person right now,

775
00:28:28,580 --> 00:28:29,660
just enjoying a strip club.

776
00:28:29,660 --> 00:28:31,460
I was like, OK.

777
00:28:31,460 --> 00:28:34,540
And then also, why are all these girls showing you their pussies

778
00:28:34,540 --> 00:28:35,860
and completely ignoring us?

779
00:28:35,860 --> 00:28:37,300
You come here more often.

780
00:28:37,300 --> 00:28:40,540
Yeah, Austin thought I lived there.

781
00:28:40,540 --> 00:28:43,820
Because I walk in there all, literally, without clots.

782
00:28:43,820 --> 00:28:47,220
If I had told Austin afterwards, like, oh, I come here all the time,

783
00:28:47,220 --> 00:28:48,300
he would have believed me.

784
00:28:48,300 --> 00:28:50,340
Because right when I sat down, motorboat,

785
00:28:50,340 --> 00:28:53,380
and then it just full show the whole fucking time.

786
00:28:53,380 --> 00:28:56,020
We saw many different aspects of Andy that night.

787
00:28:56,020 --> 00:28:58,740
Because one person thought that he looked normal.

788
00:28:58,740 --> 00:29:01,860
I thought that he comes there all the time.

789
00:29:01,860 --> 00:29:03,740
And the strippers thought he was Ted Cruz.

790
00:29:03,740 --> 00:29:06,100
Yeah.

791
00:29:06,100 --> 00:29:08,660
And I thought I was just uncomfortable having an erection

792
00:29:08,660 --> 00:29:10,260
so close to Anthony.

793
00:29:10,260 --> 00:29:11,420
So.

794
00:29:11,420 --> 00:29:15,060
Hey, you guys want to hang out and get boners together?

795
00:29:15,060 --> 00:29:16,740
Just weird.

796
00:29:16,740 --> 00:29:17,660
Just weird.

797
00:29:17,660 --> 00:29:19,580
That is just weird in general about guys

798
00:29:19,580 --> 00:29:21,780
when they want to go to strip club together.

799
00:29:21,780 --> 00:29:22,380
Yeah, well.

800
00:29:22,380 --> 00:29:24,500
It always is just a weird thing when you think about it.

801
00:29:24,500 --> 00:29:28,460
Andy suggested we come here more together, like, once a month.

802
00:29:28,460 --> 00:29:30,740
And I'm like, dude, we got to start golfing together

803
00:29:30,740 --> 00:29:31,900
for an alibi or something.

804
00:29:31,900 --> 00:29:34,100
Golf would be a more normal interaction.

805
00:29:34,100 --> 00:29:36,420
Come on, dude, our new hangout.

806
00:29:36,420 --> 00:29:39,180
I really wish we hadn't sat there with our hands

807
00:29:39,180 --> 00:29:42,980
on each other's knees for comfort the whole time.

808
00:29:42,980 --> 00:29:48,300
I think that's where we crossed the line for me a little bit.

809
00:29:48,300 --> 00:29:51,700
But that was just you and Anthony.

810
00:29:51,700 --> 00:29:54,420
Wait, Anthony wasn't doing it to you?

811
00:29:54,420 --> 00:29:57,300
It was supposed to be all three of us.

812
00:29:57,300 --> 00:29:59,900
Oh, shit.

813
00:29:59,900 --> 00:30:03,780
Anyway, and then we have a fun little talking about snacks,

814
00:30:03,780 --> 00:30:05,100
right, for strippers, right?

815
00:30:05,100 --> 00:30:07,380
Because that's a thing people call hot chicks.

816
00:30:07,380 --> 00:30:09,100
Talking about snacks.

817
00:30:09,100 --> 00:30:12,660
Zachy, who doesn't get to make very many appearances due

818
00:30:12,660 --> 00:30:14,980
to work and stuff, even though he's always here,

819
00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:16,980
he's just always working.

820
00:30:16,980 --> 00:30:18,900
He brought us, and why don't you explain it?

821
00:30:22,060 --> 00:30:28,660
I bought three different main brands of gummy bears.

822
00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:34,180
There's Albany's, there's Black Forest, and then Haribo.

823
00:30:34,180 --> 00:30:37,740
What people like more than gummies when they're high,

824
00:30:37,740 --> 00:30:38,700
I don't know.

825
00:30:38,700 --> 00:30:41,740
But we're going to see which one we like the most, what's

826
00:30:41,740 --> 00:30:45,620
our preferred brand, and what's our preferred,

827
00:30:45,620 --> 00:30:48,020
like what's one we don't really like the least.

828
00:30:48,020 --> 00:30:52,140
And it might tell you a little bit about yourself.

829
00:30:52,140 --> 00:30:54,620
What do you like, if you like cheaper stuff, more expensive,

830
00:30:54,620 --> 00:30:56,100
or even organic?

831
00:30:59,380 --> 00:31:02,100
What do stoners like more than gummy bears?

832
00:31:02,100 --> 00:31:04,820
Apparently strip clubs.

833
00:31:04,820 --> 00:31:08,980
Now, instead of us all just spending the next 10 minutes

834
00:31:08,980 --> 00:31:12,740
chewing into the microphone, what I think we're going to do

835
00:31:12,740 --> 00:31:17,100
is, as we continue, eat yourself some gummy bears.

836
00:31:17,100 --> 00:31:20,820
And then I would say we'll check in in about 10 minutes or so

837
00:31:20,820 --> 00:31:22,460
and see where we're all at.

838
00:31:22,460 --> 00:31:23,820
Does that sound good?

839
00:31:23,820 --> 00:31:26,500
Because we've learned with these eating challenges in the past.

840
00:31:26,500 --> 00:31:27,420
It's just good silence.

841
00:31:27,420 --> 00:31:29,300
No one likes the silent chewing.

842
00:31:29,300 --> 00:31:31,420
It's just stupid.

843
00:31:31,420 --> 00:31:33,620
So all these cups are numbered, so you know exactly

844
00:31:33,620 --> 00:31:35,420
ones are this, twos are that.

845
00:31:35,420 --> 00:31:36,780
All right, yeah, fine.

846
00:31:36,780 --> 00:31:37,900
Yes, yes, exactly.

847
00:31:37,900 --> 00:31:39,540
So we got three different cups.

848
00:31:39,540 --> 00:31:43,580
One's Haribo, one's Black Forest, and one's Albanese.

849
00:31:43,580 --> 00:31:45,620
So yeah, I got them numbered.

850
00:31:45,620 --> 00:31:47,620
I got them in the bag.

851
00:31:47,620 --> 00:31:50,340
They're all the same calories, so there's

852
00:31:50,340 --> 00:31:51,820
no different from that.

853
00:31:51,820 --> 00:31:56,740
But they do come in different, for the similar price points,

854
00:31:56,740 --> 00:31:59,060
they do come in different amounts.

855
00:31:59,060 --> 00:32:01,780
One's 10 ounce, one's nine, one's eight.

856
00:32:01,780 --> 00:32:05,100
So that's the only one I could actually specifically pick out

857
00:32:05,100 --> 00:32:06,060
is the Haribo.

858
00:32:06,060 --> 00:32:08,420
That's the only one that is well known.

859
00:32:08,420 --> 00:32:11,060
The other two are good, not sure which.

860
00:32:11,060 --> 00:32:12,860
Yeah, so I thought that was interesting,

861
00:32:12,860 --> 00:32:15,780
that one of them was 10 ounces, one was eight, one was nine.

862
00:32:15,780 --> 00:32:17,420
But they're all the same calorie count.

863
00:32:17,420 --> 00:32:19,700
So they're all nine bears for 100 calories,

864
00:32:19,700 --> 00:32:21,140
if that's what you care about.

865
00:32:21,140 --> 00:32:23,660
I did not look at sugar content or anything like that,

866
00:32:23,660 --> 00:32:25,100
but we can.

867
00:32:25,100 --> 00:32:27,500
Well, I'm actually ready to decide.

868
00:32:27,500 --> 00:32:33,180
I tried the red from each one.

869
00:32:33,180 --> 00:32:34,900
That's all I needed to do, because I wanted

870
00:32:34,900 --> 00:32:36,380
to try the same one consistently.

871
00:32:36,380 --> 00:32:38,140
I tried to make the similar colors,

872
00:32:38,140 --> 00:32:39,740
because Albanese has some weird colors.

873
00:32:39,740 --> 00:32:41,860
I'm going to eat the fuck out of these later.

874
00:32:41,860 --> 00:32:43,980
But I'm ready.

875
00:32:43,980 --> 00:32:44,780
If you want, here.

876
00:32:44,780 --> 00:32:46,500
I was like, you can already rank them.

877
00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:48,540
You can rank them like three, two, one,

878
00:32:48,540 --> 00:32:49,540
which one you like the most.

879
00:32:49,540 --> 00:32:52,020
Yeah, I'm going to write these down so we know what's up.

880
00:32:52,020 --> 00:32:59,900
So gummies, my order is one, two, three.

881
00:32:59,900 --> 00:33:00,860
OK.

882
00:33:00,860 --> 00:33:03,020
One, two, three, OK.

883
00:33:03,020 --> 00:33:05,500
Austin.

884
00:33:05,500 --> 00:33:07,420
I'm eating my last cup right now.

885
00:33:07,420 --> 00:33:09,220
Did not like two already from the start.

886
00:33:09,220 --> 00:33:10,100
Did not like two.

887
00:33:10,100 --> 00:33:14,340
Two's the last.

888
00:33:14,340 --> 00:33:17,140
You're going reverse order.

889
00:33:17,140 --> 00:33:19,740
I flipped back the three upside down,

890
00:33:19,740 --> 00:33:21,580
because I like that one the most so far, too.

891
00:33:21,580 --> 00:33:23,540
I just left because I didn't like those ones.

892
00:33:23,540 --> 00:33:24,380
And now I'm on one.

893
00:33:28,300 --> 00:33:31,620
Mike is three, two, one.

894
00:33:31,620 --> 00:33:33,580
Mine is also one, two, three.

895
00:33:33,580 --> 00:33:37,380
Brendan is one, two, three.

896
00:33:37,380 --> 00:33:39,860
Austin, what's better, three or one?

897
00:33:39,860 --> 00:33:40,900
Three is the best.

898
00:33:40,900 --> 00:33:41,780
So three, one, two.

899
00:33:41,780 --> 00:33:42,780
Yeah, three, one, two.

900
00:33:42,780 --> 00:33:43,820
And Zach.

901
00:33:50,540 --> 00:33:51,180
Oh, shit.

902
00:33:51,180 --> 00:33:51,680
OK.

903
00:33:55,580 --> 00:33:56,540
That was it.

904
00:33:56,540 --> 00:33:58,540
That was what broke it over.

905
00:33:58,540 --> 00:34:00,020
The three is the best.

906
00:34:00,020 --> 00:34:02,780
In this episode of Fried Rice Podcast,

907
00:34:02,780 --> 00:34:06,100
the boys go to a strip club and eat gummy bears.

908
00:34:06,100 --> 00:34:07,580
Two is super chewy.

909
00:34:07,580 --> 00:34:11,220
Let's talk about the stripper that spread her pussy in front

910
00:34:11,220 --> 00:34:14,140
of me last night to show me the inside of her soul

911
00:34:14,140 --> 00:34:18,020
and then immediately cut to the sweetest little candy

912
00:34:18,020 --> 00:34:22,380
review you ever done seen with the Fried Rice Podcast group.

913
00:34:22,380 --> 00:34:25,580
I was just about to say, if it was like one solid story

914
00:34:25,580 --> 00:34:29,540
together, that might have been like a really good story.

915
00:34:29,540 --> 00:34:32,260
We went to the strip club and ate gummy bears.

916
00:34:32,260 --> 00:34:33,980
If we do the podcast at the strip club,

917
00:34:33,980 --> 00:34:35,860
can we do the same food rating?

918
00:34:35,860 --> 00:34:37,340
Have the stripper do it.

919
00:34:37,340 --> 00:34:38,940
You know how happy the strippers are going

920
00:34:38,940 --> 00:34:41,300
to be for just some food?

921
00:34:41,300 --> 00:34:43,020
But would the cuffs be them?

922
00:34:43,020 --> 00:34:43,520
What?

923
00:34:47,580 --> 00:34:48,260
Shit.

924
00:34:48,260 --> 00:34:50,060
Like we're going to eat number three now.

925
00:34:50,060 --> 00:34:51,220
Oh, god.

926
00:34:51,220 --> 00:34:53,540
We're going to have to take this to Patreon, too.

927
00:34:53,540 --> 00:34:56,180
Yeah, this is X-rated.

928
00:34:56,180 --> 00:34:58,460
So I would say the, no, based on this,

929
00:34:58,460 --> 00:35:01,620
we'll just, based on the ranking here,

930
00:35:01,620 --> 00:35:07,500
if we're going aggregate, one and three are tied for first.

931
00:35:07,500 --> 00:35:10,860
Two is definitely second place.

932
00:35:10,860 --> 00:35:12,740
Two was horrible.

933
00:35:12,740 --> 00:35:16,900
Yeah, so it's basically we have one and three tied

934
00:35:16,900 --> 00:35:20,260
for first and last, both.

935
00:35:20,260 --> 00:35:24,460
And we have two as a solid middle.

936
00:35:24,460 --> 00:35:27,540
Right, that's because two is the most average across the board.

937
00:35:27,540 --> 00:35:28,180
You can tell when you take it.

938
00:35:28,180 --> 00:35:28,860
But one and three are the most polarized.

939
00:35:28,860 --> 00:35:31,380
But one and three have either good flavor or good chew.

940
00:35:31,380 --> 00:35:31,880
Right.

941
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:33,340
You guys like three.

942
00:35:33,340 --> 00:35:34,700
OK.

943
00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:35,500
So what do we got?

944
00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:37,300
What is number one?

945
00:35:37,300 --> 00:35:39,100
Actually, yeah, what's number one?

946
00:35:39,100 --> 00:35:42,260
Number one would be Haribo.

947
00:35:42,260 --> 00:35:43,140
I was wrong on that.

948
00:35:43,140 --> 00:35:44,140
I was wrong on that, too.

949
00:35:44,140 --> 00:35:46,100
I thought the Haribo was number two, yeah.

950
00:35:46,100 --> 00:35:47,680
Honestly, I don't think Haribo got a fair shake,

951
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:49,420
because those ones were kind of rough.

952
00:35:49,420 --> 00:35:50,380
They were kind of hard.

953
00:35:50,380 --> 00:35:50,900
You're sure?

954
00:35:50,900 --> 00:35:53,900
The Haribo's number two.

955
00:35:53,900 --> 00:35:54,660
You're positive.

956
00:35:57,620 --> 00:36:01,180
You asked me for what number one was.

957
00:36:01,180 --> 00:36:02,980
This isn't the same as Haribo.

958
00:36:02,980 --> 00:36:03,900
That's not it.

959
00:36:03,900 --> 00:36:05,300
This is my number one.

960
00:36:05,300 --> 00:36:07,260
That's my number one, too.

961
00:36:07,260 --> 00:36:08,180
Haribo was number two.

962
00:36:08,180 --> 00:36:09,140
Oh, Zach.

963
00:36:09,140 --> 00:36:10,220
Haribo was number one.

964
00:36:10,220 --> 00:36:11,260
This is my number one.

965
00:36:11,260 --> 00:36:12,460
Look at the cup.

966
00:36:12,460 --> 00:36:14,940
Now look at the gummies inside of it.

967
00:36:14,940 --> 00:36:17,100
That would be Black Forest.

968
00:36:17,100 --> 00:36:19,660
That's what I had in mind when I mixed those two up.

969
00:36:19,660 --> 00:36:22,020
So number one is Black Forest.

970
00:36:22,020 --> 00:36:23,460
That's why I was thinking.

971
00:36:23,460 --> 00:36:25,860
We have no idea what it is.

972
00:36:25,860 --> 00:36:27,180
Wait a minute, Black Forest?

973
00:36:27,180 --> 00:36:28,180
Two is definitely Haribo.

974
00:36:28,180 --> 00:36:30,140
There's no way.

975
00:36:30,140 --> 00:36:33,100
Black Forest, so ham makes gummy bears, too?

976
00:36:33,100 --> 00:36:35,100
Oh.

977
00:36:35,100 --> 00:36:35,620
OK, so.

978
00:36:35,620 --> 00:36:37,260
That means we're going to get wisteria.

979
00:36:37,260 --> 00:36:38,020
Ketchup makes.

980
00:36:38,020 --> 00:36:39,340
There's Heinz chicken soup.

981
00:36:39,340 --> 00:36:41,540
I was like, wait, ketchup makes soup?

982
00:36:41,540 --> 00:36:44,780
Black Forest was recalled, the Black Forest meat.

983
00:36:47,940 --> 00:36:48,780
Black Forest is one.

984
00:36:48,780 --> 00:36:49,300
So those are.

985
00:36:51,980 --> 00:36:53,060
I flipped them over.

986
00:36:53,060 --> 00:36:54,420
This is disorder.

987
00:36:54,420 --> 00:36:55,300
For all the cups to sit.

988
00:36:55,300 --> 00:36:55,780
Yeah, yeah.

989
00:36:55,780 --> 00:36:58,500
So I put all the cups, like, filled them up at once.

990
00:36:58,500 --> 00:37:01,740
And then I did the numbers on the bottom afterwards.

991
00:37:01,740 --> 00:37:03,780
So all the number ones on the cups would say,

992
00:37:03,780 --> 00:37:06,380
I just messed up on that part.

993
00:37:06,380 --> 00:37:06,900
Got it.

994
00:37:06,900 --> 00:37:07,380
OK.

995
00:37:07,380 --> 00:37:08,180
Gaslighting us.

996
00:37:08,180 --> 00:37:09,900
So now what's number two?

997
00:37:09,900 --> 00:37:11,420
Number two would be Haribo.

998
00:37:11,420 --> 00:37:14,140
Yeah, that makes sense.

999
00:37:14,140 --> 00:37:16,380
And then number three.

1000
00:37:16,380 --> 00:37:17,500
Yeah.

1001
00:37:17,500 --> 00:37:18,620
Now, I like all three.

1002
00:37:18,620 --> 00:37:19,380
Don't get me wrong.

1003
00:37:19,380 --> 00:37:23,140
But just the, I think the texture on Black Forest

1004
00:37:23,140 --> 00:37:24,540
was great.

1005
00:37:24,540 --> 00:37:26,580
I just love the gumminess of it.

1006
00:37:26,580 --> 00:37:28,060
Haribo is such a classic.

1007
00:37:28,060 --> 00:37:29,060
It was a two for me.

1008
00:37:29,060 --> 00:37:31,460
It was just like, that's what gummy bears taste like.

1009
00:37:31,460 --> 00:37:32,820
Three had the best taste.

1010
00:37:32,820 --> 00:37:35,140
Two was the best on both average.

1011
00:37:35,140 --> 00:37:35,780
But the Albanese.

1012
00:37:35,780 --> 00:37:39,620
And the one was the best flavor, but the worst.

1013
00:37:39,620 --> 00:37:40,860
Now, here's the thing.

1014
00:37:40,860 --> 00:37:44,940
There's a fourth option that I saw online, Amazon,

1015
00:37:44,940 --> 00:37:45,740
that I bought once.

1016
00:37:45,740 --> 00:37:50,340
And it is a crazy assortment of gummy bears.

1017
00:37:50,340 --> 00:37:51,900
It's not just regular gummy bears.

1018
00:37:51,900 --> 00:37:52,780
It's like, you'll reach in.

1019
00:37:52,780 --> 00:37:54,060
There'll be regular gummy bears.

1020
00:37:54,060 --> 00:37:57,220
There's going to be like sour gummy bears,

1021
00:37:57,220 --> 00:37:58,780
sugar coated gummy bears.

1022
00:37:58,780 --> 00:38:01,220
Then there's going to be giant gummy bears.

1023
00:38:01,220 --> 00:38:03,580
There's going to be like a couple chocolate covered.

1024
00:38:03,580 --> 00:38:05,780
They just throw a shit load of different gummy bears

1025
00:38:05,780 --> 00:38:06,420
into one big one.

1026
00:38:06,420 --> 00:38:09,620
I think that would probably get like super gross after a while.

1027
00:38:09,620 --> 00:38:10,260
You're wrong.

1028
00:38:10,260 --> 00:38:11,020
I'm wrong?

1029
00:38:11,020 --> 00:38:11,540
It's good.

1030
00:38:11,540 --> 00:38:14,180
They're all just going to taste like the same shit over and over

1031
00:38:14,180 --> 00:38:14,660
again.

1032
00:38:14,660 --> 00:38:17,300
You're like, why is this chocolate cinnamon sour fucking

1033
00:38:17,300 --> 00:38:18,580
gummy bear?

1034
00:38:18,580 --> 00:38:21,620
That sounds right.

1035
00:38:21,620 --> 00:38:24,780
Here's a good endorsement.

1036
00:38:24,780 --> 00:38:26,940
Can I have some more of number three?

1037
00:38:26,940 --> 00:38:28,660
Can I get some more number one?

1038
00:38:28,660 --> 00:38:32,460
I used to be a Harabros kid.

1039
00:38:32,460 --> 00:38:35,940
I was a Harabro is what I was.

1040
00:38:35,940 --> 00:38:38,580
Because every time my parents stopped at a gas station,

1041
00:38:38,580 --> 00:38:39,980
I'd say, get me gummy bears.

1042
00:38:39,980 --> 00:38:42,420
To the point where I'm pretty sure my parents were like,

1043
00:38:42,420 --> 00:38:45,340
god, fuck you and your fucking gummy bears kid.

1044
00:38:45,340 --> 00:38:46,500
And it was always Harabros.

1045
00:38:46,500 --> 00:38:48,980
But no, Albanese for the win.

1046
00:38:48,980 --> 00:38:52,700
I'm going to address the mic.

1047
00:38:52,700 --> 00:38:53,780
You were a Harabro.

1048
00:38:53,780 --> 00:38:57,740
Albanese, it's spelled like you're saying Albanian wrong.

1049
00:38:57,740 --> 00:38:58,940
God, I just want to eat these.

1050
00:38:58,940 --> 00:39:04,820
But we have a podcast, unfortunately.

1051
00:39:04,820 --> 00:39:05,980
But not because of the movie.

1052
00:39:05,980 --> 00:39:07,180
The movie, actually.

1053
00:39:07,180 --> 00:39:09,140
I just swallowed one by accident.

1054
00:39:09,140 --> 00:39:11,420
You all right?

1055
00:39:11,420 --> 00:39:14,580
Well, everybody, this is what you came here for.

1056
00:39:14,580 --> 00:39:17,740
This is the real reason we have a podcast, I guess.

1057
00:39:17,740 --> 00:39:25,300
It is the movie, which is SLC Punk 1998.

1058
00:39:25,300 --> 00:39:28,900
And we also did, what's the second one called?

1059
00:39:28,900 --> 00:39:29,820
SLC Punk 2?

1060
00:39:29,820 --> 00:39:31,620
But SLC.

1061
00:39:31,620 --> 00:39:32,860
OK.

1062
00:39:32,860 --> 00:39:36,100
So this is an indie movie.

1063
00:39:36,100 --> 00:39:37,980
Sorry, Matthew Lillard.

1064
00:39:37,980 --> 00:39:39,380
You want some more number three?

1065
00:39:39,380 --> 00:39:39,880
No?

1066
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:42,100
OK.

1067
00:39:42,100 --> 00:39:46,540
Let's just fucking get into this thing.

1068
00:39:46,540 --> 00:39:50,180
Right off the bat, it opens with classical music.

1069
00:39:50,180 --> 00:39:52,900
And I was like, way to play with my expectation movie,

1070
00:39:52,900 --> 00:39:55,060
because I figured this would open with a punk song.

1071
00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:55,740
And it did.

1072
00:39:55,740 --> 00:39:57,980
And I was like, very cool.

1073
00:39:57,980 --> 00:40:01,420
And then a bunch of rednecks get beat up.

1074
00:40:01,420 --> 00:40:06,140
Now, this is a very much narrated movie.

1075
00:40:06,140 --> 00:40:07,820
Is narrated the right word?

1076
00:40:07,820 --> 00:40:11,020
Exactly right.

1077
00:40:11,020 --> 00:40:13,460
Is that the word for telling you exactly what you're seeing

1078
00:40:13,460 --> 00:40:14,980
at all moments of all time?

1079
00:40:14,980 --> 00:40:17,180
When you see it yourself and you're, by the way,

1080
00:40:17,180 --> 00:40:19,060
your audience is an idiot?

1081
00:40:19,060 --> 00:40:19,980
Is that the?

1082
00:40:19,980 --> 00:40:21,460
Wait, who says the audience is an idiot?

1083
00:40:21,460 --> 00:40:23,060
Obviously, the director of the movie.

1084
00:40:23,060 --> 00:40:26,900
Because he tells you exactly what's happening behind him.

1085
00:40:26,900 --> 00:40:27,980
That's my problem with it.

1086
00:40:27,980 --> 00:40:30,420
We talked about earlier, we got into it a little bit

1087
00:40:30,420 --> 00:40:31,660
on the thing.

1088
00:40:31,660 --> 00:40:34,580
It's not lots of movies have narration.

1089
00:40:34,580 --> 00:40:35,420
That's fine.

1090
00:40:35,420 --> 00:40:37,140
That's for backstory and stuff like that.

1091
00:40:37,140 --> 00:40:39,420
But narration is not normally, hey,

1092
00:40:39,420 --> 00:40:41,140
this is what you're looking at right now.

1093
00:40:41,140 --> 00:40:42,980
I'm going to tell you exactly what you're looking at right

1094
00:40:42,980 --> 00:40:43,460
now.

1095
00:40:43,460 --> 00:40:45,140
By the way, I'm just going to interrupt this scene and just

1096
00:40:45,140 --> 00:40:46,900
tell you exactly what you're looking at.

1097
00:40:46,900 --> 00:40:47,820
You don't like that.

1098
00:40:47,820 --> 00:40:50,860
I think it's because it must be, I don't know.

1099
00:40:50,860 --> 00:40:53,100
But I liked the interruption.

1100
00:40:53,100 --> 00:40:54,460
I liked that.

1101
00:40:54,460 --> 00:40:55,260
I liked that it was.

1102
00:40:55,260 --> 00:40:56,660
I like it, but as a point.

1103
00:40:56,660 --> 00:40:57,020
Nope.

1104
00:40:57,020 --> 00:40:57,660
Here's the thing.

1105
00:40:57,660 --> 00:40:58,660
This one just did it more.

1106
00:40:58,660 --> 00:41:00,340
Maybe too much for you.

1107
00:41:00,340 --> 00:41:02,780
But for me, it was a good amount.

1108
00:41:02,780 --> 00:41:03,740
Because here's the thing.

1109
00:41:03,740 --> 00:41:05,340
I honestly enjoyed the interruption.

1110
00:41:05,340 --> 00:41:06,300
I liked that he stopped.

1111
00:41:06,300 --> 00:41:07,580
He's like, no, there's one thing we

1112
00:41:07,580 --> 00:41:08,820
don't like more than anything.

1113
00:41:08,820 --> 00:41:09,620
And it's rednecks.

1114
00:41:09,620 --> 00:41:11,420
And so here's some rednecks right here.

1115
00:41:11,420 --> 00:41:12,660
We're going to get them.

1116
00:41:12,660 --> 00:41:13,900
And then he gets them.

1117
00:41:13,900 --> 00:41:15,540
And he talks about it.

1118
00:41:15,540 --> 00:41:18,060
Personally, that's one of my favorite things.

1119
00:41:18,060 --> 00:41:19,460
I enjoyed it in one.

1120
00:41:19,460 --> 00:41:21,540
But I think I enjoyed it two more.

1121
00:41:21,540 --> 00:41:22,020
Yeah.

1122
00:41:22,020 --> 00:41:24,060
Are you talking about when it cut to Harren Ball?

1123
00:41:24,060 --> 00:41:24,540
Right.

1124
00:41:24,540 --> 00:41:26,980
My written review, that's exactly what it says.

1125
00:41:26,980 --> 00:41:29,180
At least this guy's dead and not interrupting

1126
00:41:29,180 --> 00:41:32,220
the scene who's in the scene.

1127
00:41:32,220 --> 00:41:33,580
It makes no sense.

1128
00:41:33,580 --> 00:41:35,820
You must hate Saved by the Bell.

1129
00:41:35,820 --> 00:41:38,580
So yeah, you're mad because it's Saved by the Belly Rule.

1130
00:41:38,580 --> 00:41:40,580
It's using the Saved by the Bell rule and not the.

1131
00:41:40,580 --> 00:41:42,140
Didn't like that show either.

1132
00:41:42,140 --> 00:41:43,180
OK.

1133
00:41:43,180 --> 00:41:46,300
Also, a lot of the narration ends in a really funny way.

1134
00:41:46,300 --> 00:41:48,100
Like when he's talking about chaos and order,

1135
00:41:48,100 --> 00:41:50,540
he's like, what was the end point?

1136
00:41:50,540 --> 00:41:51,580
Final summation?

1137
00:41:51,580 --> 00:41:52,060
None.

1138
00:41:52,060 --> 00:41:53,700
And then it's just a bunch of people fighting.

1139
00:41:53,700 --> 00:41:54,460
It was great.

1140
00:41:54,460 --> 00:41:56,300
Especially when he's introducing everyone.

1141
00:41:56,300 --> 00:41:58,620
Like, watch, this is my favorite part.

1142
00:41:58,620 --> 00:42:00,420
He's like, right here, this guy.

1143
00:42:00,420 --> 00:42:03,820
Your synod just then was, this narration

1144
00:42:03,820 --> 00:42:06,060
ends with no fucking reason.

1145
00:42:06,060 --> 00:42:07,180
That's what you just said.

1146
00:42:07,180 --> 00:42:10,780
That's the whole point of punk, anarchy, chaos, rebellion.

1147
00:42:10,780 --> 00:42:13,060
He goes on that whole rant about.

1148
00:42:13,060 --> 00:42:14,660
And then tells you how pointless it is.

1149
00:42:14,660 --> 00:42:15,740
Yeah.

1150
00:42:15,740 --> 00:42:16,900
Have you been on this podcast?

1151
00:42:19,820 --> 00:42:22,460
Aren't we friends?

1152
00:42:22,460 --> 00:42:24,700
You all just went to a strip club last night.

1153
00:42:24,700 --> 00:42:25,820
Now you want to argue.

1154
00:42:25,820 --> 00:42:29,660
Some reason, in a movie, when you're watching Andy Rice being

1155
00:42:29,660 --> 00:42:31,820
Andy Rice, it's annoying.

1156
00:42:31,820 --> 00:42:34,700
But in real life, you can handle it.

1157
00:42:34,700 --> 00:42:37,420
I believe you phrased that exactly right.

1158
00:42:37,420 --> 00:42:40,340
When you're watching Andy Rice being Andy Rice, it's annoying.

1159
00:42:40,340 --> 00:42:42,220
But in real life, you can handle it.

1160
00:42:42,220 --> 00:42:45,420
I'm half tempted to just right now just talk to the camera

1161
00:42:45,420 --> 00:42:46,540
and ignore you guys.

1162
00:42:46,540 --> 00:42:47,140
Point at it.

1163
00:42:47,140 --> 00:42:49,540
So listen, I know you might be asking yourself,

1164
00:42:49,540 --> 00:42:51,940
why the fuck do I let Mike talk off to me like that?

1165
00:42:51,940 --> 00:42:53,220
He's some important thing.

1166
00:42:53,220 --> 00:42:54,660
He's so old and frail.

1167
00:42:54,660 --> 00:42:58,860
And I'm like, well, being the god of a punk, but I don't want to.

1168
00:42:58,860 --> 00:43:03,460
So let's move on.

1169
00:43:03,460 --> 00:43:05,540
We get, and then I was like, oh, cool, punk music.

1170
00:43:05,540 --> 00:43:07,100
And then reggae music.

1171
00:43:07,100 --> 00:43:10,940
Just a lot of not punk music throughout this first movie.

1172
00:43:10,940 --> 00:43:12,740
It's a nice apartment for punks, by the way.

1173
00:43:12,740 --> 00:43:14,020
A nice little loft.

1174
00:43:14,020 --> 00:43:15,060
I mean, they fucked it up.

1175
00:43:15,060 --> 00:43:16,540
But do you think?

1176
00:43:16,540 --> 00:43:18,060
I thought they were squatting.

1177
00:43:18,060 --> 00:43:19,540
I thought they were squatting at first, too,

1178
00:43:19,540 --> 00:43:20,980
or it was like an abandoned building.

1179
00:43:20,980 --> 00:43:21,860
Yeah.

1180
00:43:21,860 --> 00:43:23,940
Because if you look outside the window, it's pretty bad.

1181
00:43:23,940 --> 00:43:24,700
Yeah.

1182
00:43:24,700 --> 00:43:26,060
I thought they were just squatters.

1183
00:43:26,060 --> 00:43:27,780
I thought they just found an abandoned building

1184
00:43:27,780 --> 00:43:29,060
and there's nothing in it.

1185
00:43:29,060 --> 00:43:30,980
There's like, no, it doesn't even have running water.

1186
00:43:30,980 --> 00:43:32,300
They don't really show the rest of it.

1187
00:43:32,300 --> 00:43:33,700
They just show that one room.

1188
00:43:33,700 --> 00:43:34,220
Yeah.

1189
00:43:34,220 --> 00:43:35,260
They fucked up with all the rest of it.

1190
00:43:35,260 --> 00:43:38,500
What did you guys think of Sean's mom's weird shirt?

1191
00:43:38,500 --> 00:43:41,780
Yeah, I would have freaked out, too, from that.

1192
00:43:41,780 --> 00:43:44,540
Especially with 100 hits of acid.

1193
00:43:44,540 --> 00:43:46,420
So many good quotes in this movie, too,

1194
00:43:46,420 --> 00:43:48,020
where they have to talk with their son.

1195
00:43:48,020 --> 00:43:49,460
She's like, he's the son of a bitch.

1196
00:43:49,460 --> 00:43:51,620
And he's like, fuck you, dear.

1197
00:43:51,620 --> 00:43:53,980
Or, oh, the sun never sets on the British Empire.

1198
00:43:53,980 --> 00:43:57,380
Well, the sun also never sets on my asshole.

1199
00:43:57,380 --> 00:43:59,020
Yeah, this is such a well-written move.

1200
00:43:59,020 --> 00:44:00,220
Really, really, really good.

1201
00:44:00,220 --> 00:44:02,180
Dude, they named a disease after me.

1202
00:44:02,180 --> 00:44:06,300
And then, what's her face is like, you are a disease.

1203
00:44:06,300 --> 00:44:10,580
My favorite character in both movies is Heroin Bob.

1204
00:44:10,580 --> 00:44:13,340
I just like that he's a straight edge guy,

1205
00:44:13,340 --> 00:44:15,220
although he doesn't really, although he drinks.

1206
00:44:15,220 --> 00:44:16,500
He drinks and smokes.

1207
00:44:16,500 --> 00:44:18,380
But he's not straight edge at all.

1208
00:44:18,380 --> 00:44:19,380
Then what is?

1209
00:44:19,380 --> 00:44:22,460
Straight edge is like you've never drank or never smoked,

1210
00:44:22,460 --> 00:44:24,060
never done anything like that.

1211
00:44:24,060 --> 00:44:26,060
Straight edge in comparison to all he's done.

1212
00:44:26,060 --> 00:44:27,140
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

1213
00:44:27,140 --> 00:44:29,700
It's like, I consider people who just smoke cigarettes

1214
00:44:29,700 --> 00:44:31,180
and drink to be straight edge.

1215
00:44:31,180 --> 00:44:34,820
No, no, straight edge is nothing.

1216
00:44:34,820 --> 00:44:35,500
Absolutely nothing.

1217
00:44:35,500 --> 00:44:36,500
Yeah, absolutely nothing.

1218
00:44:36,500 --> 00:44:37,060
But I like that.

1219
00:44:37,060 --> 00:44:37,700
Cigarettes, not anything.

1220
00:44:37,700 --> 00:44:39,940
There's no one that exists as one of the nothing.

1221
00:44:39,940 --> 00:44:40,420
Children?

1222
00:44:40,420 --> 00:44:41,900
Are you talking about children who are straight edge?

1223
00:44:41,900 --> 00:44:42,340
No, that's.

1224
00:44:42,340 --> 00:44:43,220
Six-year-olds?

1225
00:44:43,220 --> 00:44:43,540
Yeah.

1226
00:44:43,540 --> 00:44:44,340
Seven-year-olds?

1227
00:44:44,340 --> 00:44:45,500
Yeah.

1228
00:44:45,500 --> 00:44:47,780
But once you hit eight or nine, you do drink or drugs.

1229
00:44:47,780 --> 00:44:51,020
Yeah, but there's a culture that's no drugs, no alcohol,

1230
00:44:51,020 --> 00:44:54,460
no smoking, no nothing bad.

1231
00:44:54,460 --> 00:44:58,420
Like, you have to have never done it, never tried it,

1232
00:44:58,420 --> 00:44:59,300
nothing.

1233
00:44:59,300 --> 00:45:01,900
Like, you can never be straight edge is what I'm saying.

1234
00:45:01,900 --> 00:45:03,500
Because you have smoked weed, you have drink.

1235
00:45:03,500 --> 00:45:04,900
Don't ever tell me what I can and can't be.

1236
00:45:04,900 --> 00:45:06,060
You can never be straight edge.

1237
00:45:06,060 --> 00:45:07,380
The sky's the fucking limit.

1238
00:45:07,380 --> 00:45:10,140
And I am my own pilot flying that plane.

1239
00:45:10,140 --> 00:45:11,260
You can never be a virgin.

1240
00:45:11,260 --> 00:45:12,700
And I'm going to wherever the fuck I want to go.

1241
00:45:12,700 --> 00:45:13,380
What are you talking about?

1242
00:45:13,380 --> 00:45:15,580
I can never be a virgin.

1243
00:45:15,580 --> 00:45:18,100
Wait.

1244
00:45:18,100 --> 00:45:19,660
No one's ever entered me?

1245
00:45:19,660 --> 00:45:20,140
Wait.

1246
00:45:22,780 --> 00:45:24,380
Let's move on.

1247
00:45:24,380 --> 00:45:28,700
One of my notes is Mark is teamu Andy.

1248
00:45:28,700 --> 00:45:31,380
Showing all of his stuff.

1249
00:45:31,380 --> 00:45:32,300
Oh, shit.

1250
00:45:32,300 --> 00:45:32,820
Yeah.

1251
00:45:32,820 --> 00:45:33,700
I was in my water bed.

1252
00:45:33,700 --> 00:45:39,140
OK, so Mark is the Hugo Stiglitz.

1253
00:45:39,140 --> 00:45:41,740
When he was doing his whole autistic rant

1254
00:45:41,740 --> 00:45:44,020
about all the shit that he owns, yeah, I definitely

1255
00:45:44,020 --> 00:45:44,900
thought that was me.

1256
00:45:44,900 --> 00:45:46,500
I actually thought, my first note

1257
00:45:46,500 --> 00:45:49,100
was I relate to heroin Bob.

1258
00:45:49,100 --> 00:45:51,060
Because I just felt something about him.

1259
00:45:51,060 --> 00:45:53,140
And then I forgot what happened.

1260
00:45:53,140 --> 00:45:54,820
But then I put, you know what?

1261
00:45:54,820 --> 00:45:57,100
I don't relate to heroin Bob anymore.

1262
00:45:57,100 --> 00:46:00,300
And I think it's because he's just a bit of a douchebag.

1263
00:46:00,300 --> 00:46:03,380
But I still love him.

1264
00:46:03,380 --> 00:46:04,340
Why did I write?

1265
00:46:04,340 --> 00:46:05,820
You guys are going to have to remind.

1266
00:46:05,820 --> 00:46:10,740
Oh, heroin Bob gets that hurt on his hand.

1267
00:46:10,740 --> 00:46:12,540
And he doesn't get it looked at.

1268
00:46:12,540 --> 00:46:14,540
And then it shows it at the hospital.

1269
00:46:14,540 --> 00:46:17,740
And my note was, oh, God, his hand.

1270
00:46:17,740 --> 00:46:21,780
Oh, good, sweet, beautiful baby Jesus, his hand.

1271
00:46:21,780 --> 00:46:23,980
I'm going to throw up.

1272
00:46:23,980 --> 00:46:26,260
And then I put, oh, Austin picked a movie

1273
00:46:26,260 --> 00:46:28,260
with the pedophile, Jason Segal.

1274
00:46:28,260 --> 00:46:31,060
Now everyone can shut up about the fucking philosophers

1275
00:46:31,060 --> 00:46:31,660
for once.

1276
00:46:31,660 --> 00:46:33,700
You literally picked one where Jason Segal

1277
00:46:33,700 --> 00:46:35,180
is just perving the fuck out.

1278
00:46:35,180 --> 00:46:36,460
Yeah, that was one of my notes.

1279
00:46:36,460 --> 00:46:38,020
He's just being nice to a child.

1280
00:46:38,020 --> 00:46:39,860
He was way too focused on the child.

1281
00:46:39,860 --> 00:46:40,940
Yeah, that was weird.

1282
00:46:40,940 --> 00:46:41,900
Leaned across.

1283
00:46:41,900 --> 00:46:42,660
Hello, little girl.

1284
00:46:42,660 --> 00:46:44,380
I think they were trying to sell that he's

1285
00:46:44,380 --> 00:46:45,500
like this super nice guy.

1286
00:46:45,500 --> 00:46:47,580
But he's also the most hardcore dude in the scene.

1287
00:46:47,580 --> 00:46:50,500
When she sat across the fucking hallway,

1288
00:46:50,500 --> 00:46:52,700
it just showed him just smiling and staring at her.

1289
00:46:52,700 --> 00:46:53,980
No, he's a pedophile.

1290
00:46:53,980 --> 00:46:55,500
Yeah, he stared at her as they're

1291
00:46:55,500 --> 00:46:56,700
walking out of the room.

1292
00:46:56,700 --> 00:46:58,580
Yeah, you're worse than I am when

1293
00:46:58,580 --> 00:47:00,940
it comes to picking movies about pedophiles.

1294
00:47:00,940 --> 00:47:01,900
So just know that now.

1295
00:47:01,900 --> 00:47:04,020
The philosophers, which wasn't even.

1296
00:47:04,020 --> 00:47:05,780
Yours was, it was a plot point yours.

1297
00:47:05,780 --> 00:47:07,540
That was just kind of a small little thing.

1298
00:47:07,540 --> 00:47:08,060
Yeah.

1299
00:47:08,060 --> 00:47:09,900
Yours, what does that mean?

1300
00:47:09,900 --> 00:47:11,100
Are you reciting with Austin?

1301
00:47:11,100 --> 00:47:11,620
Yes.

1302
00:47:11,620 --> 00:47:14,380
Well, shut up.

1303
00:47:14,380 --> 00:47:15,860
That could have just been bad acting

1304
00:47:15,860 --> 00:47:17,300
from a young Jason Segal.

1305
00:47:17,300 --> 00:47:20,100
Yeah, it could have been.

1306
00:47:20,100 --> 00:47:23,020
Or maybe, no, never mind.

1307
00:47:23,020 --> 00:47:26,740
So maybe that little girl actress was asking for it.

1308
00:47:29,620 --> 00:47:30,580
That was a bad joke.

1309
00:47:30,580 --> 00:47:32,940
I like when one guy says fuck you and he says,

1310
00:47:32,940 --> 00:47:34,660
and Steve-O goes, no, fuck yourself.

1311
00:47:34,660 --> 00:47:35,940
You'll get more pussy.

1312
00:47:35,940 --> 00:47:37,340
Yeah, that's a good line.

1313
00:47:37,340 --> 00:47:39,380
I put, are they in college?

1314
00:47:39,380 --> 00:47:39,860
Are they?

1315
00:47:39,860 --> 00:47:40,820
Yeah.

1316
00:47:40,820 --> 00:47:43,620
Then they said that they all finished college.

1317
00:47:43,620 --> 00:47:44,500
That was a surprise.

1318
00:47:44,500 --> 00:47:45,740
Like, yeah, I finished college.

1319
00:47:45,740 --> 00:47:47,220
I got great grades.

1320
00:47:47,220 --> 00:47:47,820
Well, he cheated.

1321
00:47:47,820 --> 00:47:48,780
He cheated all.

1322
00:47:48,780 --> 00:47:50,060
No, that was high school.

1323
00:47:50,060 --> 00:47:51,460
No, he said he cheated in college, too.

1324
00:47:51,460 --> 00:47:53,220
But then his dad was proud of him for that.

1325
00:47:53,220 --> 00:47:56,460
He's like, well, yeah, that's what you do to get ahead, kid.

1326
00:47:56,460 --> 00:48:00,820
So Devin, OK, what the fuck is up with the oven things?

1327
00:48:00,820 --> 00:48:05,500
So Devin saw with Sean's character, he has a.

1328
00:48:05,500 --> 00:48:07,540
They're orange mitten.

1329
00:48:07,540 --> 00:48:08,980
Cold.

1330
00:48:08,980 --> 00:48:10,380
Salt Lake City.

1331
00:48:10,380 --> 00:48:11,300
It's got salt in it.

1332
00:48:11,300 --> 00:48:12,820
They're like ovens, dude.

1333
00:48:12,820 --> 00:48:14,980
Yeah, but they're mittens.

1334
00:48:14,980 --> 00:48:19,220
We don't live anywhere cold, so we don't have mittens.

1335
00:48:19,220 --> 00:48:21,660
They're mittens for street living punks.

1336
00:48:21,660 --> 00:48:24,980
That's what they found in the trash and used as mittens.

1337
00:48:24,980 --> 00:48:27,980
Oven mitts?

1338
00:48:27,980 --> 00:48:30,660
But they are oven mitts.

1339
00:48:30,660 --> 00:48:35,260
No one makes mittens that look like oven mitts

1340
00:48:35,260 --> 00:48:37,500
to sell to people to wear in everyday life

1341
00:48:37,500 --> 00:48:39,540
to walk around on the streets with, correct?

1342
00:48:39,540 --> 00:48:40,980
Like fingerless gloves.

1343
00:48:40,980 --> 00:48:41,940
Nope, nope, nope.

1344
00:48:41,940 --> 00:48:44,100
You're confirming something that he is denying right now.

1345
00:48:44,100 --> 00:48:45,420
You're saying that they exist.

1346
00:48:45,420 --> 00:48:47,540
Mike is saying that they don't.

1347
00:48:47,540 --> 00:48:53,860
Mittens exist, those were oven gloves being used as mittens.

1348
00:48:53,860 --> 00:48:56,340
Do I have to Google everything around here?

1349
00:48:56,340 --> 00:48:58,620
Mittens.

1350
00:48:58,620 --> 00:48:59,820
He sold LSD.

1351
00:48:59,820 --> 00:49:01,700
I'm sure he wore some weird shit.

1352
00:49:01,700 --> 00:49:03,460
Did anyone expect this much bullshit

1353
00:49:03,460 --> 00:49:05,660
to pop up when I typed in mittens?

1354
00:49:05,660 --> 00:49:06,340
Yeah.

1355
00:49:06,340 --> 00:49:07,100
Look at all this.

1356
00:49:07,100 --> 00:49:08,220
It's like it wants me to.

1357
00:49:08,220 --> 00:49:08,980
I've never.

1358
00:49:08,980 --> 00:49:09,660
What kind do you want?

1359
00:49:09,660 --> 00:49:10,700
You're shopping for them.

1360
00:49:10,700 --> 00:49:13,420
Holy shit, I guess I am.

1361
00:49:13,420 --> 00:49:14,420
I'm on Tmoo.

1362
00:49:14,420 --> 00:49:18,060
Just show me an image.

1363
00:49:18,060 --> 00:49:19,060
You're absolutely right.

1364
00:49:19,060 --> 00:49:20,460
Gloves for children.

1365
00:49:20,460 --> 00:49:24,060
This is what happens when you've never left California or Arizona.

1366
00:49:24,060 --> 00:49:25,340
How do you finger anybody?

1367
00:49:25,340 --> 00:49:27,460
Strip clubs, gummy bears, and now mittens.

1368
00:49:27,460 --> 00:49:30,140
Ha ha ha ha ha.

1369
00:49:30,140 --> 00:49:32,860
Wow.

1370
00:49:32,860 --> 00:49:34,940
It's a whole new world.

1371
00:49:34,940 --> 00:49:38,660
It's such a miraculous place.

1372
00:49:38,660 --> 00:49:39,500
What's this?

1373
00:49:39,500 --> 00:49:40,380
What's this?

1374
00:49:40,380 --> 00:49:41,900
There's mittens everywhere.

1375
00:49:41,900 --> 00:49:42,700
What's this?

1376
00:49:42,700 --> 00:49:43,220
What's this?

1377
00:49:43,220 --> 00:49:44,700
I got a finger in the air.

1378
00:49:44,700 --> 00:49:45,460
What's this?

1379
00:49:45,460 --> 00:49:45,980
What's this?

1380
00:49:45,980 --> 00:49:47,780
Go to those cute shark ones at the top.

1381
00:49:47,780 --> 00:49:49,740
Oh, let's get some cute sharky boys.

1382
00:49:49,740 --> 00:49:52,300
Did you just think that the South Park creators

1383
00:49:52,300 --> 00:49:53,940
couldn't figure out how to do hands?

1384
00:49:53,940 --> 00:49:57,180
And that's why they're just rounded?

1385
00:49:57,180 --> 00:49:58,220
Those are adorable.

1386
00:49:58,220 --> 00:49:59,940
You can do baby shark with those too.

1387
00:49:59,940 --> 00:50:01,980
Baby shark.

1388
00:50:01,980 --> 00:50:03,180
These are really cute.

1389
00:50:03,180 --> 00:50:04,540
Now, I'm down for these.

1390
00:50:04,540 --> 00:50:05,460
I might buy those.

1391
00:50:05,460 --> 00:50:06,380
Yeah, shark mittens.

1392
00:50:06,380 --> 00:50:08,340
It doesn't get cold enough here for those.

1393
00:50:08,340 --> 00:50:10,180
Doesn't get cold here ever.

1394
00:50:10,180 --> 00:50:12,260
I just realized we're on Tmoo looking at this.

1395
00:50:12,260 --> 00:50:14,220
Anyone interested in buying this weird shit?

1396
00:50:14,220 --> 00:50:14,860
What is this?

1397
00:50:14,860 --> 00:50:19,180
It's a wig and mustache or just the mustache?

1398
00:50:19,180 --> 00:50:19,780
Oh, yep.

1399
00:50:19,780 --> 00:50:23,420
No, brown mustache plus brown explosive wig.

1400
00:50:23,420 --> 00:50:25,500
Is that what you wear when you go to Dreamgirls?

1401
00:50:25,500 --> 00:50:26,340
This is what you wear when you're

1402
00:50:26,340 --> 00:50:29,620
on the run from the police and you only have a Tmoo budget.

1403
00:50:29,620 --> 00:50:31,260
It's when you robbed.

1404
00:50:31,260 --> 00:50:33,340
763, damn.

1405
00:50:33,340 --> 00:50:35,580
You robbed someone else with Tmoo money.

1406
00:50:35,580 --> 00:50:40,140
And holy shit, here we go.

1407
00:50:40,140 --> 00:50:42,420
Was that a gunpea part that I saw?

1408
00:50:42,420 --> 00:50:43,980
You can buy Tmoo gun parts.

1409
00:50:43,980 --> 00:50:44,480
Where?

1410
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:45,700
On the bottom right.

1411
00:50:45,700 --> 00:50:46,740
Red dot laser.

1412
00:50:46,740 --> 00:50:48,220
Yeah.

1413
00:50:48,220 --> 00:50:48,900
Yeah.

1414
00:50:48,900 --> 00:50:52,780
But I think this shark sock is fucking awesome.

1415
00:50:52,780 --> 00:50:54,660
Oh, and you can do little monsters.

1416
00:50:54,660 --> 00:50:55,580
Anyway, this is the portion where

1417
00:50:55,580 --> 00:50:57,020
we look at Tmoo for 20 minutes.

1418
00:50:57,020 --> 00:50:59,180
I'm going to close this and this and this.

1419
00:50:59,180 --> 00:51:00,460
Sean's mittens.

1420
00:51:00,460 --> 00:51:04,340
And yeah, so Sean is wearing oven mittens.

1421
00:51:04,340 --> 00:51:05,940
And I hate it.

1422
00:51:05,940 --> 00:51:07,820
Lessons were learned in that tangent.

1423
00:51:07,820 --> 00:51:09,860
Yeah, I got to write off about 10 notes where I'm like,

1424
00:51:09,860 --> 00:51:11,500
what's up with these fucking mittens?

1425
00:51:11,500 --> 00:51:13,940
Andy learns what mittens are.

1426
00:51:13,940 --> 00:51:14,460
What's that?

1427
00:51:14,460 --> 00:51:16,060
I said in this part of the episode,

1428
00:51:16,060 --> 00:51:18,900
Andy learns what mittens are.

1429
00:51:18,900 --> 00:51:20,900
What are these fucking things on his hands?

1430
00:51:20,900 --> 00:51:22,860
I'll go on a rant all day long if you

1431
00:51:22,860 --> 00:51:25,580
want to know about how the first Civil War in the comics

1432
00:51:25,580 --> 00:51:28,900
went with Captain America and Iron Man.

1433
00:51:28,900 --> 00:51:31,500
But ask me what mittens are, and I will fucking

1434
00:51:31,500 --> 00:51:35,500
show my autism like a badge.

1435
00:51:35,500 --> 00:51:39,180
So the mods we get introduced to,

1436
00:51:39,180 --> 00:51:43,700
the mods are pussies, I wrote, or maybe they say that.

1437
00:51:43,700 --> 00:51:46,580
Maybe with the hats, but I think the main dude who

1438
00:51:46,580 --> 00:51:49,660
looks like Constantine, the one that we get in the sequel,

1439
00:51:49,660 --> 00:51:51,060
I think he looks cool.

1440
00:51:51,060 --> 00:51:52,900
I like that style.

1441
00:51:52,900 --> 00:51:55,140
I was a fan of the oversized coats and stuff

1442
00:51:55,140 --> 00:51:58,940
when it wasn't trench coat mafia related.

1443
00:51:58,940 --> 00:52:01,340
When I went to high school, there was one dude

1444
00:52:01,340 --> 00:52:04,100
I met when I had to go to the lunch line to get lunch.

1445
00:52:04,100 --> 00:52:07,260
One of the few times I couldn't score one of the Pizza Hut

1446
00:52:07,260 --> 00:52:11,460
or Patty's Burritos or whatever that they had on the side,

1447
00:52:11,460 --> 00:52:13,300
I had to stand in regular lunch line,

1448
00:52:13,300 --> 00:52:14,980
and there was a dude in front of me.

1449
00:52:14,980 --> 00:52:18,940
He was like 6'4", and he was wearing a full black trench

1450
00:52:18,940 --> 00:52:19,580
coat.

1451
00:52:19,580 --> 00:52:20,820
And I tapped him on the shoulder,

1452
00:52:20,820 --> 00:52:22,980
and I was like, hey, man, I just want to introduce myself.

1453
00:52:22,980 --> 00:52:24,260
My name is Andy, in case you ever

1454
00:52:24,260 --> 00:52:25,500
decide to shoot the school up.

1455
00:52:25,500 --> 00:52:28,780
I want to be one of your friends, and so please avoid me.

1456
00:52:28,780 --> 00:52:32,100
And he thought that was funny, and we became friends.

1457
00:52:32,100 --> 00:52:35,380
And he pulled the trench coat off,

1458
00:52:35,380 --> 00:52:37,060
but he also looked like a school shooter.

1459
00:52:37,060 --> 00:52:41,060
Now, these dudes pull it off, and they look fucking awesome.

1460
00:52:41,060 --> 00:52:44,300
The little scooters, though, not a fan.

1461
00:52:44,300 --> 00:52:47,220
Little Vespas that they ride around on, not.

1462
00:52:47,220 --> 00:52:48,340
But maybe in high school.

1463
00:52:48,340 --> 00:52:49,260
I used to have one of those.

1464
00:52:49,260 --> 00:52:51,820
They're actually pretty cool to zip around on small town with.

1465
00:52:51,820 --> 00:52:54,900
I bet, actually, if I lived in a smaller town.

1466
00:52:54,900 --> 00:52:56,460
A 1985 Honda Spree.

1467
00:52:56,460 --> 00:52:58,060
Definitely couldn't ride it out here.

1468
00:52:58,060 --> 00:52:58,580
No.

1469
00:52:58,580 --> 00:53:00,020
No, I have one of those.

1470
00:53:00,020 --> 00:53:03,580
My question is, has anybody here been to Salt Lake City?

1471
00:53:03,580 --> 00:53:04,300
No.

1472
00:53:04,300 --> 00:53:06,860
I just wondered, because it looks like I always thought of it

1473
00:53:06,860 --> 00:53:09,540
as a nice, clean town, and this movie makes it such a shithole.

1474
00:53:09,540 --> 00:53:10,380
I was just curious.

1475
00:53:10,380 --> 00:53:12,580
I've been to every state in the country,

1476
00:53:12,580 --> 00:53:17,500
except for Maine, Alaska, and Hawaii, and Washington.

1477
00:53:17,500 --> 00:53:18,300
And that's it.

1478
00:53:18,300 --> 00:53:19,660
I went through Utah, but I don't think

1479
00:53:19,660 --> 00:53:24,380
I did sit in Salt Lake City when I had my filter change up.

1480
00:53:24,380 --> 00:53:25,940
I think that every major state probably

1481
00:53:25,940 --> 00:53:28,540
has a shit heart, you know?

1482
00:53:28,540 --> 00:53:32,860
Yeah, oh, I think most of the world is shit.

1483
00:53:32,860 --> 00:53:35,180
I think there's only a few polished areas.

1484
00:53:35,180 --> 00:53:37,820
And I feel like those polished areas belong to the billionaires

1485
00:53:37,820 --> 00:53:39,220
and they're subsidiaries.

1486
00:53:39,220 --> 00:53:41,780
And so we're just, you know, like, we technique.

1487
00:53:41,780 --> 00:53:44,340
Like, this neighborhood that I live in right here is nice

1488
00:53:44,340 --> 00:53:49,340
enough, but it's still just all shit.

1489
00:53:49,340 --> 00:53:51,660
Yeah, you still have going to jail lady.

1490
00:53:51,660 --> 00:53:57,020
Yeah, you go to just a couple of horse, couple, yeah.

1491
00:53:57,020 --> 00:53:59,500
There's a woman that lives on my, like, two doors down

1492
00:53:59,500 --> 00:54:01,740
that she just, she has a bunch of rocks in her driveway

1493
00:54:01,740 --> 00:54:04,020
that she makes into these different,

1494
00:54:04,020 --> 00:54:08,220
I don't know, glyphs or tribal twinker circles.

1495
00:54:08,220 --> 00:54:09,980
Or she's trying to summon something.

1496
00:54:09,980 --> 00:54:11,140
They're all going to jail.

1497
00:54:11,140 --> 00:54:12,460
And she's always out in her front yard.

1498
00:54:12,460 --> 00:54:13,820
She's dancing back and forth.

1499
00:54:13,820 --> 00:54:15,180
And when she, and she just screams out,

1500
00:54:15,180 --> 00:54:16,260
you're all going to jail.

1501
00:54:16,260 --> 00:54:18,540
She's, do you check her pockets for acid?

1502
00:54:18,540 --> 00:54:20,540
I've never gotten near her.

1503
00:54:20,540 --> 00:54:23,660
She runs the golf course sprinklers.

1504
00:54:23,660 --> 00:54:25,860
I like how there's just, like, a lady like that living

1505
00:54:25,860 --> 00:54:29,100
in an apartment, like, next door to this big, beautiful custom

1506
00:54:29,100 --> 00:54:29,900
house.

1507
00:54:29,900 --> 00:54:34,380
Custom house.

1508
00:54:34,380 --> 00:54:35,460
Yeah.

1509
00:54:35,460 --> 00:54:42,420
So we, oh, and I like that when Sean is selling the acid

1510
00:54:42,420 --> 00:54:45,700
to the Mots, I think they're still in high school.

1511
00:54:45,700 --> 00:54:46,860
I feel like they're younger.

1512
00:54:46,860 --> 00:54:48,100
So they're still in high school.

1513
00:54:48,100 --> 00:54:52,260
Because he said, because when he's leaving, he turns up

1514
00:54:52,260 --> 00:54:53,980
and goes, hey, your mom's still picking us up for soccer

1515
00:54:53,980 --> 00:54:54,900
practice at four?

1516
00:54:54,900 --> 00:54:56,260
And it's like, yeah, I'll see you then.

1517
00:54:56,260 --> 00:54:57,220
Like, and they leave.

1518
00:54:57,220 --> 00:55:00,020
So they're going to soccer practice at four.

1519
00:55:00,020 --> 00:55:01,860
So that sounds like they're still in high school.

1520
00:55:01,860 --> 00:55:04,300
At least Sean and the Mots were, even though they all

1521
00:55:04,300 --> 00:55:05,340
party together.

1522
00:55:05,340 --> 00:55:08,060
I thought that was interesting.

1523
00:55:08,060 --> 00:55:10,420
I like, I just put Bob is cool.

1524
00:55:10,420 --> 00:55:11,100
Bob is cool.

1525
00:55:11,100 --> 00:55:14,180
Oh, when Bob runs into, so when Sean runs away

1526
00:55:14,180 --> 00:55:16,940
and gets all the acid, and he's freaking out

1527
00:55:16,940 --> 00:55:19,860
on the street corner, and Bob runs into them, all the people,

1528
00:55:19,860 --> 00:55:22,340
Bob treats him pretty good.

1529
00:55:22,340 --> 00:55:23,460
He doesn't fuck with them.

1530
00:55:23,460 --> 00:55:24,420
He doesn't mess with them.

1531
00:55:24,420 --> 00:55:25,980
He doesn't, like, try to hurt them or anything.

1532
00:55:25,980 --> 00:55:28,020
He's just like, come on, dude, I'm not Jesus.

1533
00:55:28,020 --> 00:55:29,260
And he's like, you are Jesus.

1534
00:55:29,260 --> 00:55:30,540
OK, fine, I'm Jesus.

1535
00:55:30,540 --> 00:55:31,180
Like, what's up, dude?

1536
00:55:31,180 --> 00:55:32,100
What's on your mind?

1537
00:55:32,100 --> 00:55:33,340
Like, he's just a cool guy.

1538
00:55:33,340 --> 00:55:38,140
And I liked Bob for that, liked his moment.

1539
00:55:38,140 --> 00:55:41,180
And he looks like De Niro from Taxi.

1540
00:55:41,180 --> 00:55:42,740
I don't know if that was a choice.

1541
00:55:42,740 --> 00:55:43,780
I think that was a choice.

1542
00:55:43,780 --> 00:55:45,540
OK, yeah.

1543
00:55:45,540 --> 00:55:48,460
I like the speech that the parents gave Stevo

1544
00:55:48,460 --> 00:55:49,660
at the house.

1545
00:55:49,660 --> 00:55:50,860
That was a great speech.

1546
00:55:50,860 --> 00:55:53,220
I loved the back and forth between the mom.

1547
00:55:53,220 --> 00:55:56,500
Every time the dad's like, hey, so son, ex hippies trying

1548
00:55:56,500 --> 00:55:57,500
to get through to punks.

1549
00:55:57,500 --> 00:55:59,420
Yeah, oh, this thing you're going through,

1550
00:55:59,420 --> 00:56:00,820
the hair and everything.

1551
00:56:00,820 --> 00:56:03,620
Like, you know, maybe since you got such good grades

1552
00:56:03,620 --> 00:56:06,460
in school, you could go do that.

1553
00:56:06,460 --> 00:56:08,940
And the mom's like, but do what you love, honey.

1554
00:56:08,940 --> 00:56:10,380
And just the way he looks at her,

1555
00:56:10,380 --> 00:56:13,020
it's just like, shut the fuck up and let me tell this guy

1556
00:56:13,020 --> 00:56:15,660
to get his shit together, which I love.

1557
00:56:15,660 --> 00:56:17,300
I like that whole thing.

1558
00:56:17,300 --> 00:56:19,860
And then at the very end, when it's like, go fuck yourself,

1559
00:56:19,860 --> 00:56:22,300
like, it's where they're mean to each other, so good.

1560
00:56:22,300 --> 00:56:23,780
Such a well-written movie.

1561
00:56:23,780 --> 00:56:26,260
This is one of those few times where

1562
00:56:26,260 --> 00:56:28,540
I'm glad someone forced me to watch a movie I

1563
00:56:28,540 --> 00:56:29,620
didn't want to watch.

1564
00:56:29,620 --> 00:56:31,140
And this is one of those situations.

1565
00:56:31,140 --> 00:56:32,900
So thank you, Austin.

1566
00:56:32,900 --> 00:56:34,340
Appreciate it.

1567
00:56:34,340 --> 00:56:37,500
1985, they had laser discs.

1568
00:56:37,500 --> 00:56:38,460
That's cool.

1569
00:56:38,460 --> 00:56:39,420
I thought those were good.

1570
00:56:39,420 --> 00:56:40,740
There's a movie on there.

1571
00:56:40,740 --> 00:56:42,020
Yeah.

1572
00:56:42,020 --> 00:56:44,420
I liked all of his toys.

1573
00:56:44,420 --> 00:56:48,860
So you're very right that that's me back then.

1574
00:56:48,860 --> 00:56:50,660
I did put I love Jason Segel in this,

1575
00:56:50,660 --> 00:56:52,940
but only when he starts beating people's asses and shit,

1576
00:56:52,940 --> 00:56:54,300
we see how tough he is and stuff.

1577
00:56:54,300 --> 00:56:54,900
I love that.

1578
00:56:54,900 --> 00:56:57,700
The whole party sequence where he's introducing all

1579
00:56:57,700 --> 00:57:00,020
of his friends is awesome.

1580
00:57:00,020 --> 00:57:02,220
I even like that whole speech where he ends up being like,

1581
00:57:02,220 --> 00:57:03,260
what was the point of all this?

1582
00:57:03,260 --> 00:57:03,980
Nothing.

1583
00:57:03,980 --> 00:57:05,980
And then they just get back into it, more fighting.

1584
00:57:05,980 --> 00:57:07,340
I like when he talks about Mike.

1585
00:57:07,340 --> 00:57:08,980
It's like, I remember a time when

1586
00:57:08,980 --> 00:57:11,540
Mike got the idea that all the cars on his block

1587
00:57:11,540 --> 00:57:12,940
would look better without windows.

1588
00:57:12,940 --> 00:57:15,060
And he just started smashing in all the windows.

1589
00:57:15,060 --> 00:57:17,460
Yeah.

1590
00:57:17,460 --> 00:57:19,380
I hate Steve-O and I hate his speech.

1591
00:57:19,380 --> 00:57:20,380
I put on one of them.

1592
00:57:20,380 --> 00:57:23,060
But I think it's also I love that speech.

1593
00:57:23,060 --> 00:57:24,380
So I don't know why I wrote that.

1594
00:57:24,380 --> 00:57:28,420
So I put he's very Randall from Clerks, Steve-O, the way

1595
00:57:28,420 --> 00:57:30,060
he talks and everything.

1596
00:57:30,060 --> 00:57:33,620
It definitely feels like Clerks was a heavy influence on him.

1597
00:57:33,620 --> 00:57:34,860
Yeah, I see that.

1598
00:57:34,860 --> 00:57:36,940
Just a more punk version of Clerks.

1599
00:57:36,940 --> 00:57:39,340
And then I don't know how long I was close to the end

1600
00:57:39,340 --> 00:57:40,140
of the movie.

1601
00:57:40,140 --> 00:57:42,300
Oh, so that's what SLC stands for.

1602
00:57:44,900 --> 00:57:46,660
It's taking you to the end?

1603
00:57:46,660 --> 00:57:48,020
Damn near.

1604
00:57:48,020 --> 00:57:51,820
Andy, do you know what snow is?

1605
00:57:51,820 --> 00:57:53,860
Computing.

1606
00:57:53,860 --> 00:57:54,620
Computing.

1607
00:57:54,620 --> 00:57:57,100
Did you say otherwise we have to Google SLC for you right now?

1608
00:57:57,100 --> 00:58:01,900
Snow, snow, South Park, snow day, recent game, failure,

1609
00:58:01,900 --> 00:58:02,900
flop, play.

1610
00:58:02,900 --> 00:58:05,500
I feel like because I'm the one that's

1611
00:58:05,500 --> 00:58:07,380
going to get all the hate here.

1612
00:58:07,380 --> 00:58:10,100
I'm going to go ahead and let me interrupt

1613
00:58:10,100 --> 00:58:12,020
and go in a little bit and talk about this movie.

1614
00:58:12,020 --> 00:58:14,380
Just a little bit.

1615
00:58:14,380 --> 00:58:17,260
OK, because I wrote a review on this movie.

1616
00:58:17,260 --> 00:58:19,900
I'm just going to give you a little bit of what I thought.

1617
00:58:19,900 --> 00:58:21,620
Steve-O spends more time explaining

1618
00:58:21,620 --> 00:58:25,460
to the punk to the camera than actually being punk.

1619
00:58:25,460 --> 00:58:27,700
He struts around like a peacock with a bad attitude,

1620
00:58:27,700 --> 00:58:30,140
spouting off about anarchy and nonconformity

1621
00:58:30,140 --> 00:58:31,980
while looking about as threatening as a kitten

1622
00:58:31,980 --> 00:58:33,980
in a studded collar.

1623
00:58:33,980 --> 00:58:35,020
With mittens.

1624
00:58:35,020 --> 00:58:38,340
With mittens, yeah, exactly.

1625
00:58:38,340 --> 00:58:40,900
I think he's kind of over the top,

1626
00:58:40,900 --> 00:58:42,300
mugs for the camera a little bit.

1627
00:58:42,300 --> 00:58:45,380
His monologues just don't have any subtlety to them.

1628
00:58:45,380 --> 00:58:48,420
They're like a sledgehammer to a guitar, which is punk.

1629
00:58:48,420 --> 00:58:49,620
I kind of get that part of it.

1630
00:58:55,180 --> 00:58:57,980
It tries to tackle deep themes like identity, conformity,

1631
00:58:57,980 --> 00:58:59,900
and the futility of rebellion, but does so

1632
00:58:59,900 --> 00:59:03,380
with the grace of a bullet at China shop.

1633
00:59:03,380 --> 00:59:04,900
Which is also punk.

1634
00:59:04,900 --> 00:59:06,020
Which is kind of, yeah.

1635
00:59:06,020 --> 00:59:08,180
It's like watching a college freshman who just discovered

1636
00:59:08,180 --> 00:59:10,620
nature trying to explain the meaning of the word punk.

1637
00:59:10,620 --> 00:59:13,260
Just discovered nature trying to explain the meaning of life

1638
00:59:13,260 --> 00:59:15,100
after the third bong hit, which is probably

1639
00:59:15,100 --> 00:59:17,580
why you like it so much, Andy.

1640
00:59:17,580 --> 00:59:18,380
Several bong hits.

1641
00:59:18,380 --> 00:59:20,780
Yeah.

1642
00:59:20,780 --> 00:59:23,300
Is it a raw, honest look at punk culture in the 80s?

1643
00:59:23,300 --> 00:59:24,460
Maybe.

1644
00:59:24,460 --> 00:59:27,500
Is it also a pretentious, navel-gazing exercise

1645
00:59:27,500 --> 00:59:29,380
in Gen X angst?

1646
00:59:29,380 --> 00:59:31,260
Say that last line.

1647
00:59:31,260 --> 00:59:34,980
A pretentious, navel-gazing exercise.

1648
00:59:34,980 --> 00:59:36,620
Navel-gazing exercise.

1649
00:59:36,620 --> 00:59:39,100
Yeah, like staring at your navel, yeah.

1650
00:59:39,100 --> 00:59:40,220
Oh.

1651
00:59:40,220 --> 00:59:41,980
The navel of the body.

1652
00:59:41,980 --> 00:59:44,100
Yeah, of the body.

1653
00:59:44,100 --> 00:59:45,340
But you know what?

1654
00:59:45,340 --> 00:59:46,620
It's also fun.

1655
00:59:46,620 --> 00:59:47,540
It's fun.

1656
00:59:47,540 --> 00:59:48,340
It's a fun movie.

1657
00:59:48,340 --> 00:59:50,700
Brendan asked me if I was thinking you said Navy.

1658
00:59:50,700 --> 00:59:51,500
And I was.

1659
00:59:51,500 --> 00:59:52,100
Naval, OK.

1660
00:59:52,100 --> 00:59:54,020
Like, naval warfare, Navy.

1661
00:59:54,020 --> 00:59:55,420
So I was like, what is what?

1662
00:59:55,420 --> 00:59:57,180
But it's also kind of fun.

1663
00:59:57,180 --> 00:59:59,740
And I'm not that age anymore sort of way.

1664
00:59:59,740 --> 01:00:00,540
You know what I mean?

1665
01:00:00,540 --> 01:00:04,140
I'm so glad I'm not these guys.

1666
01:00:04,140 --> 01:00:04,660
I miss it.

1667
01:00:04,660 --> 01:00:06,300
It's funny.

1668
01:00:06,300 --> 01:00:08,100
OK, it is a funny movie.

1669
01:00:08,100 --> 01:00:10,420
I would like to thank Austin for making me watch it,

1670
01:00:10,420 --> 01:00:11,260
because I agree.

1671
01:00:11,260 --> 01:00:12,820
It's something everybody should see.

1672
01:00:16,460 --> 01:00:19,260
It's kind of like a time capsule of an era

1673
01:00:19,260 --> 01:00:23,900
when having your hair that way and acting that way was cool.

1674
01:00:23,900 --> 01:00:27,740
It was supposed to be cool.

1675
01:00:27,740 --> 01:00:32,380
But it's got problems.

1676
01:00:32,380 --> 01:00:33,460
The movie has problems.

1677
01:00:33,460 --> 01:00:34,580
It's not a perfect movie.

1678
01:00:34,580 --> 01:00:37,620
It's a well-written movie with a lot of great lines.

1679
01:00:37,620 --> 01:00:40,300
I love a lot of lines.

1680
01:00:40,300 --> 01:00:42,860
So I ranked it after all the bitching I did.

1681
01:00:42,860 --> 01:00:45,060
That's why I said I'm going to thank you for making me

1682
01:00:45,060 --> 01:00:45,540
watch it.

1683
01:00:45,540 --> 01:00:48,580
In our chat, Mike went off.

1684
01:00:48,580 --> 01:00:50,580
To be fair, it was 30 minutes into it,

1685
01:00:50,580 --> 01:00:54,380
and nothing had happened except for him

1686
01:00:54,380 --> 01:00:56,380
talking to the goddamn camera.

1687
01:00:56,380 --> 01:00:58,020
It was the only thing that had happened.

1688
01:00:58,020 --> 01:01:00,820
He watched 30 minutes of movie, then

1689
01:01:00,820 --> 01:01:03,700
bitched at us for three hours.

1690
01:01:03,700 --> 01:01:05,420
Well, at one point, it just got funny.

1691
01:01:05,420 --> 01:01:08,460
So I just kept going on purpose at one point

1692
01:01:08,460 --> 01:01:09,860
after I was further into it.

1693
01:01:09,860 --> 01:01:12,620
So my overall rating was four out of five.

1694
01:01:12,620 --> 01:01:13,460
Four out of five?

1695
01:01:13,460 --> 01:01:13,940
Yeah.

1696
01:01:13,940 --> 01:01:14,420
What's our?

1697
01:01:14,420 --> 01:01:17,020
But we do a ranking system here on Fridays podcast

1698
01:01:17,020 --> 01:01:19,180
in which a lot of people aren't familiar with.

1699
01:01:19,180 --> 01:01:24,900
We start at the top with B, standing for the very best.

1700
01:01:24,900 --> 01:01:28,700
And we go all the way down to F for fuck this.

1701
01:01:28,700 --> 01:01:29,460
It sucks.

1702
01:01:29,460 --> 01:01:32,980
But then we have a designation even before us.

1703
01:01:32,980 --> 01:01:34,140
And you know what?

1704
01:01:34,140 --> 01:01:35,180
Fuck you, Zach.

1705
01:01:35,180 --> 01:01:37,100
Because I hate this rating system.

1706
01:01:37,100 --> 01:01:38,940
And we were boxed into it so long ago.

1707
01:01:38,940 --> 01:01:40,500
And now we've done it so many times.

1708
01:01:40,500 --> 01:01:41,300
It's so jacked up.

1709
01:01:41,300 --> 01:01:43,060
We were trying to figure out the other day

1710
01:01:43,060 --> 01:01:45,340
how to get the reviews on to Rotten Tomatoes.

1711
01:01:45,340 --> 01:01:46,620
And it's like impossible.

1712
01:01:46,620 --> 01:01:47,260
Yeah.

1713
01:01:47,260 --> 01:01:51,060
It's you can't convert our bullshit B through W system

1714
01:01:51,060 --> 01:01:54,260
into half stars and stars and make it work.

1715
01:01:54,260 --> 01:01:54,780
Sure you can.

1716
01:01:54,780 --> 01:01:55,740
No, you can't.

1717
01:01:55,740 --> 01:01:57,980
Anything W is a half star or less.

1718
01:01:57,980 --> 01:01:59,340
Yeah, well, so yeah.

1719
01:01:59,340 --> 01:02:00,500
We ended up figuring it out.

1720
01:02:00,500 --> 01:02:01,940
But it took hours.

1721
01:02:01,940 --> 01:02:05,420
And a W stands for a waste of time.

1722
01:02:05,420 --> 01:02:07,540
And so a four out of five.

1723
01:02:07,540 --> 01:02:08,820
So you must, what is that?

1724
01:02:08,820 --> 01:02:10,540
I'd say C minus.

1725
01:02:10,540 --> 01:02:13,060
C minus, OK.

1726
01:02:13,060 --> 01:02:14,180
C minus.

1727
01:02:14,180 --> 01:02:18,660
I would say that there's a couple things.

1728
01:02:18,660 --> 01:02:21,700
Would a car really float on Salt Lake?

1729
01:02:21,700 --> 01:02:24,100
Is it really a lake full of that much salt

1730
01:02:24,100 --> 01:02:25,580
that things would float on top of it?

1731
01:02:25,580 --> 01:02:28,140
I don't know about the car.

1732
01:02:28,140 --> 01:02:29,100
How's it like?

1733
01:02:29,100 --> 01:02:32,180
Salt creates density to make things float.

1734
01:02:32,180 --> 01:02:34,100
But a car?

1735
01:02:34,100 --> 01:02:35,900
I like how this is like Narnia to you.

1736
01:02:35,900 --> 01:02:38,340
This is everything that exists in this world.

1737
01:02:41,780 --> 01:02:44,100
You know, Andy, you could actually go there.

1738
01:02:44,100 --> 01:02:46,140
I would need someone to do the effort of me.

1739
01:02:46,140 --> 01:02:48,020
I have to walk into a wardrobe.

1740
01:02:48,020 --> 01:02:49,820
Someone chloroforms me.

1741
01:02:49,820 --> 01:02:53,300
I wake up eight hours later in Salt Lake City.

1742
01:02:53,300 --> 01:02:55,140
And I walk out of something.

1743
01:02:55,140 --> 01:02:55,660
I'm there.

1744
01:02:55,660 --> 01:02:56,780
There's a street lamp.

1745
01:02:56,780 --> 01:02:58,820
That's the start of the fried rice movie.

1746
01:02:58,820 --> 01:03:01,460
Oh, wow.

1747
01:03:01,460 --> 01:03:04,220
You just blew my mind with the thought of a fried rice movie,

1748
01:03:04,220 --> 01:03:05,780
Brennan.

1749
01:03:05,780 --> 01:03:07,740
It's not like I haven't thought of it before.

1750
01:03:07,740 --> 01:03:09,140
But how would we do it?

1751
01:03:09,140 --> 01:03:11,900
What would we do?

1752
01:03:11,900 --> 01:03:13,620
Calm down.

1753
01:03:13,620 --> 01:03:15,700
I'm telling my autism to stop.

1754
01:03:15,700 --> 01:03:17,580
It's difficult, but I could do it every night.

1755
01:03:17,580 --> 01:03:18,460
Actually, but listen.

1756
01:03:18,460 --> 01:03:19,260
What would we do?

1757
01:03:19,260 --> 01:03:23,180
I think we're on like a, what, tangent every five minute pace

1758
01:03:23,180 --> 01:03:24,060
right now.

1759
01:03:24,060 --> 01:03:26,620
I think it'd be like Jay and Silent Bob's right back.

1760
01:03:26,620 --> 01:03:29,820
Or we're going to a movie premiere.

1761
01:03:29,820 --> 01:03:30,860
Oh, fuck yeah.

1762
01:03:30,860 --> 01:03:32,420
In Salt Lake City, apparently.

1763
01:03:32,420 --> 01:03:35,260
Or how about we're trying to shoot a sequel to Mackinney?

1764
01:03:35,260 --> 01:03:38,860
And it's like, and we film the movie.

1765
01:03:38,860 --> 01:03:42,100
We are movies like, it's like a documentary

1766
01:03:42,100 --> 01:03:45,740
of the behind the scenes making of the,

1767
01:03:45,740 --> 01:03:48,900
or we do like a Tropic Thunder style.

1768
01:03:48,900 --> 01:03:52,700
We go somewhere dangerous to do the Mackinney sequel.

1769
01:03:52,700 --> 01:03:54,580
We end up getting sucked into it.

1770
01:03:54,580 --> 01:03:55,700
Like it's cheaper to film there.

1771
01:03:55,700 --> 01:03:56,260
It's fun.

1772
01:03:56,260 --> 01:03:56,760
Yeah.

1773
01:03:56,760 --> 01:03:58,860
Yeah.

1774
01:03:58,860 --> 01:03:59,500
Cool.

1775
01:03:59,500 --> 01:04:03,660
And then poor Bob.

1776
01:04:03,660 --> 01:04:04,460
Looney dies.

1777
01:04:04,460 --> 01:04:06,140
That was really sad.

1778
01:04:06,140 --> 01:04:07,980
And Steve-O-Cry was super sad.

1779
01:04:07,980 --> 01:04:10,020
It was fantastic.

1780
01:04:10,020 --> 01:04:10,540
Yeah.

1781
01:04:10,540 --> 01:04:13,140
And then we had all the snot and drool.

1782
01:04:13,140 --> 01:04:16,700
It was like watching them get stabbed in the stream again.

1783
01:04:16,700 --> 01:04:19,460
Oh, you skipped over one of the best scenes in this movie.

1784
01:04:19,460 --> 01:04:21,740
The store scene in Wyoming.

1785
01:04:21,740 --> 01:04:25,180
Oh, where they robbed the store?

1786
01:04:25,180 --> 01:04:27,820
They didn't want to rob them, but then those freaks,

1787
01:04:27,820 --> 01:04:31,660
or the people there were like pointing guns at them and shit.

1788
01:04:31,660 --> 01:04:32,260
That was great.

1789
01:04:32,260 --> 01:04:34,260
That was a fun scene.

1790
01:04:34,260 --> 01:04:37,780
There's a, so Bob, poor Bob, dude,

1791
01:04:37,780 --> 01:04:40,220
he gets a bunch of vitamins because he got too drunk

1792
01:04:40,220 --> 01:04:45,660
and ends up being epinephrine.

1793
01:04:45,660 --> 01:04:46,260
Perfect.

1794
01:04:46,260 --> 01:04:48,220
And then he ends up ODing.

1795
01:04:48,220 --> 01:04:51,180
If he was someone that never did pills or anything like that,

1796
01:04:51,180 --> 01:04:53,540
why would he just take a handful of pills in the stream?

1797
01:04:53,540 --> 01:04:54,900
He was fucked up.

1798
01:04:54,900 --> 01:04:58,580
Wasted, and no one stopped him.

1799
01:04:58,580 --> 01:05:00,260
Actually, that chick murdered him.

1800
01:05:00,260 --> 01:05:02,220
Because she, like, the little smile on her face,

1801
01:05:02,220 --> 01:05:03,980
she's like, I'm going to fucking kill this guy.

1802
01:05:03,980 --> 01:05:06,300
Or he's going to get fucked up from this or whatever.

1803
01:05:06,300 --> 01:05:10,140
But like, but yeah.

1804
01:05:10,140 --> 01:05:15,500
And then at that same party, we get Matthew Lillard's character,

1805
01:05:15,500 --> 01:05:19,060
Steve-O, meeting the new girl that he likes.

1806
01:05:19,060 --> 01:05:22,940
By the way, fuck, that sucked so bad

1807
01:05:22,940 --> 01:05:25,580
when he walked in on that chick fucking that dude.

1808
01:05:25,580 --> 01:05:27,140
And then he beat the dude up.

1809
01:05:27,140 --> 01:05:28,820
And then we see that again in the sequel.

1810
01:05:28,820 --> 01:05:31,540
What a fuck you movie.

1811
01:05:31,540 --> 01:05:34,140
Why would you ever remind us that shit happens?

1812
01:05:34,140 --> 01:05:35,700
That women cheat.

1813
01:05:35,700 --> 01:05:37,860
Everyone cheats.

1814
01:05:37,860 --> 01:05:40,100
I lost faith in love after watching this,

1815
01:05:40,100 --> 01:05:41,140
after watching these movies.

1816
01:05:41,140 --> 01:05:41,620
I really have.

1817
01:05:41,620 --> 01:05:44,580
There's no sense of love is a thing that to even.

1818
01:05:44,580 --> 01:05:47,540
Is that why we went last night?

1819
01:05:47,540 --> 01:05:49,940
That's exactly why we fucking went last night.

1820
01:05:49,940 --> 01:05:50,740
We went.

1821
01:05:50,740 --> 01:05:51,260
You went back.

1822
01:05:51,260 --> 01:05:53,060
We went to strip clubs.

1823
01:05:53,060 --> 01:05:54,060
I almost left.

1824
01:05:54,060 --> 01:05:54,900
They were leaving.

1825
01:05:54,900 --> 01:05:56,140
And I was like, you guys can go.

1826
01:05:56,140 --> 01:05:56,660
I'll stay.

1827
01:05:56,660 --> 01:05:58,860
Wait, was it Andy's idea to go?

1828
01:05:58,860 --> 01:05:59,740
No, it was Austin's.

1829
01:05:59,740 --> 01:06:00,500
No?

1830
01:06:00,500 --> 01:06:02,220
Anthony's.

1831
01:06:02,220 --> 01:06:02,700
It was Anthony's.

1832
01:06:02,700 --> 01:06:04,420
Way to deflect, Brennan.

1833
01:06:04,420 --> 01:06:05,620
Oh, wait, you weren't there.

1834
01:06:05,620 --> 01:06:06,700
I wasn't there.

1835
01:06:06,700 --> 01:06:07,940
Definitely weren't there.

1836
01:06:07,940 --> 01:06:10,940
Definitely wasn't there.

1837
01:06:10,940 --> 01:06:14,060
But when Steve-O's new chick tells him, like, yeah.

1838
01:06:14,060 --> 01:06:17,140
Technically, Zach was there because he's everywhere at once.

1839
01:06:17,140 --> 01:06:19,740
He's all seeing omnipotent.

1840
01:06:19,740 --> 01:06:27,460
But when Steve-O is talking to his new chick,

1841
01:06:27,460 --> 01:06:29,740
she points out, like, yeah, but is it no offense,

1842
01:06:29,740 --> 01:06:31,780
but like, is it punk like a uniform?

1843
01:06:31,780 --> 01:06:33,420
You're basically just a poser anyway.

1844
01:06:33,420 --> 01:06:33,940
You're a poser.

1845
01:06:33,940 --> 01:06:34,820
You're a poser.

1846
01:06:34,820 --> 01:06:38,020
And then he's like, ah.

1847
01:06:38,020 --> 01:06:39,340
And it like hits him.

1848
01:06:39,340 --> 01:06:42,620
And then the next scene we see, he's like, who are we kidding?

1849
01:06:42,620 --> 01:06:44,940
He knows I was going to go to fucking law school.

1850
01:06:44,940 --> 01:06:46,260
Like, this is life.

1851
01:06:46,260 --> 01:06:47,220
I'll see you there.

1852
01:06:47,220 --> 01:06:48,340
Whatever.

1853
01:06:48,340 --> 01:06:50,580
And then he doesn't show up for the fucking sequel.

1854
01:06:50,580 --> 01:06:54,220
Not even one cameo where it cuts to, like, I don't know,

1855
01:06:54,220 --> 01:06:56,620
maybe Sean's office that he was talking about the whole time.

1856
01:06:56,620 --> 01:06:59,860
And like, it has Matthew Lizard as the guy

1857
01:06:59,860 --> 01:07:01,580
that Sean's maybe working for.

1858
01:07:01,580 --> 01:07:01,900
Yeah.

1859
01:07:01,900 --> 01:07:03,380
This is what I wonder a lot of times

1860
01:07:03,380 --> 01:07:04,700
about people who love this movie.

1861
01:07:04,700 --> 01:07:06,340
Punks who love this movie, not people.

1862
01:07:06,340 --> 01:07:08,260
Because I mean, I love the move for different reasons.

1863
01:07:08,260 --> 01:07:09,300
Well, they're people too.

1864
01:07:09,300 --> 01:07:10,060
No.

1865
01:07:10,060 --> 01:07:12,620
I'm saying not in general.

1866
01:07:12,620 --> 01:07:14,420
Because like, at the end of it, like you said,

1867
01:07:14,420 --> 01:07:15,300
he goes off to Harvard.

1868
01:07:15,300 --> 01:07:16,540
There's no future in anarchy.

1869
01:07:16,540 --> 01:07:18,540
You can do more in the system than outside it.

1870
01:07:18,540 --> 01:07:20,980
I was just a poser all along is what

1871
01:07:20,980 --> 01:07:22,900
he says at the end of the movie.

1872
01:07:22,900 --> 01:07:25,500
And I feel like a lot of people that love this movie love it

1873
01:07:25,500 --> 01:07:27,540
because they think it's glorifying punk culture.

1874
01:07:27,540 --> 01:07:29,580
And it's really not.

1875
01:07:29,580 --> 01:07:34,300
It's kind of saying, no matter what you're into,

1876
01:07:34,300 --> 01:07:37,100
it's not live this way, but look at how you live.

1877
01:07:37,100 --> 01:07:38,180
You're a poser.

1878
01:07:38,180 --> 01:07:38,660
Yeah.

1879
01:07:38,660 --> 01:07:39,420
Everyone's a poser.

1880
01:07:39,420 --> 01:07:42,060
Everyone's a poser.

1881
01:07:42,060 --> 01:07:43,220
It's more of a cov.

1882
01:07:43,220 --> 01:07:45,820
I look at now, having seen it now, I'm like you.

1883
01:07:45,820 --> 01:07:49,300
I would have never watched this movie if it wasn't for you.

1884
01:07:49,300 --> 01:07:52,780
But it's really a coming of age story is what this movie is.

1885
01:07:52,780 --> 01:07:56,260
It just uses punk as a background to it.

1886
01:07:56,260 --> 01:07:58,300
It's more of a coming of age and learning

1887
01:07:58,300 --> 01:08:00,140
about being an adult and the things.

1888
01:08:00,140 --> 01:08:01,700
It wouldn't matter if it was punk.

1889
01:08:01,700 --> 01:08:02,660
It wouldn't matter if it was somebody

1890
01:08:02,660 --> 01:08:05,140
who was so into Marvel stuff that they didn't do anything

1891
01:08:05,140 --> 01:08:06,340
else with their life.

1892
01:08:06,340 --> 01:08:09,780
It wouldn't matter what it is.

1893
01:08:09,780 --> 01:08:11,260
I'm just saying it wouldn't matter.

1894
01:08:11,260 --> 01:08:12,580
You're just saying a lot of things right now.

1895
01:08:12,580 --> 01:08:13,380
It's what I could see.

1896
01:08:13,380 --> 01:08:14,980
You had to point out the Marvel, huh?

1897
01:08:14,980 --> 01:08:15,900
It's what I could see.

1898
01:08:15,900 --> 01:08:19,340
So it was the thing that came to mind.

1899
01:08:19,340 --> 01:08:22,340
But the most punk thing to do is to not give a fuck what

1900
01:08:22,340 --> 01:08:26,340
people think and do what you want.

1901
01:08:26,340 --> 01:08:29,060
Well, then I'm a fucking punk.

1902
01:08:29,060 --> 01:08:30,900
I'm not a punk by choice.

1903
01:08:30,900 --> 01:08:33,100
I'm autistically forced into being a punk

1904
01:08:33,100 --> 01:08:35,020
because I can't care what other people do.

1905
01:08:35,020 --> 01:08:38,020
So being autistic just means you're punk as shit.

1906
01:08:38,020 --> 01:08:38,620
Kind of.

1907
01:08:38,620 --> 01:08:40,940
Because honestly, I don't care what anyone does.

1908
01:08:40,940 --> 01:08:43,300
The moment I've said this a bunch of times,

1909
01:08:43,300 --> 01:08:44,100
and I think it's true.

1910
01:08:44,100 --> 01:08:46,300
I'm almost like a dog in a way.

1911
01:08:46,300 --> 01:08:49,100
Except a dog thinks about you constantly when you leave,

1912
01:08:49,100 --> 01:08:51,060
and all it wants is you in its life.

1913
01:08:51,060 --> 01:08:54,180
For me, it's like the moment someone leaves,

1914
01:08:54,180 --> 01:08:58,180
I don't think about them again until they text or call

1915
01:08:58,180 --> 01:08:59,100
or I see them again.

1916
01:09:02,420 --> 01:09:03,300
No response, huh?

1917
01:09:03,300 --> 01:09:04,940
So this is just me a monster.

1918
01:09:04,940 --> 01:09:06,940
If you guys don't say anything after, like, oh, no,

1919
01:09:06,940 --> 01:09:07,620
that makes sense.

1920
01:09:07,620 --> 01:09:09,140
That's something people do.

1921
01:09:09,140 --> 01:09:14,220
It makes me look like a fucking serial killer, guys.

1922
01:09:14,220 --> 01:09:15,380
Makes me really look bad.

1923
01:09:15,380 --> 01:09:15,980
Anyone?

1924
01:09:15,980 --> 01:09:17,500
You're something, dude.

1925
01:09:17,500 --> 01:09:19,700
You telepathically told those women

1926
01:09:19,700 --> 01:09:25,940
to show you their souls four times in a row.

1927
01:09:25,940 --> 01:09:27,860
Dude, that was just swagger.

1928
01:09:27,860 --> 01:09:31,660
You just put your Professor X mind controlled,

1929
01:09:31,660 --> 01:09:34,060
like, you're going to come over here and show me everything

1930
01:09:34,060 --> 01:09:35,540
and interact with only me.

1931
01:09:35,540 --> 01:09:36,420
Show me.

1932
01:09:36,420 --> 01:09:38,020
Oh, it's like what that one girl says.

1933
01:09:38,020 --> 01:09:39,940
His punk is rebellion.

1934
01:09:39,940 --> 01:09:42,180
It's fashion, not rebellion.

1935
01:09:42,180 --> 01:09:44,420
That's what the one girl tells him, yeah.

1936
01:09:44,420 --> 01:09:46,260
Punk is fashion, not rebellion.

1937
01:09:46,260 --> 01:09:49,500
Rebellion's in your mind.

1938
01:09:49,500 --> 01:09:50,940
The first punk was the first true.

1939
01:09:50,940 --> 01:09:53,380
It's not your clothes or your hair or nothing like that.

1940
01:09:53,380 --> 01:09:55,780
It's what's in your head is rebellion.

1941
01:09:55,780 --> 01:09:58,500
The first guy to have crazy colored hair

1942
01:09:58,500 --> 01:10:01,820
is like the first and only punk, really, because everyone

1943
01:10:01,820 --> 01:10:04,140
copied him after that.

1944
01:10:04,140 --> 01:10:04,700
Yeah, exactly.

1945
01:10:04,700 --> 01:10:07,020
Unless you're wearing a piece of clothing

1946
01:10:07,020 --> 01:10:09,780
that you made yourself that wasn't mass produced

1947
01:10:09,780 --> 01:10:13,020
and that at least 10,000 other people are wearing currently,

1948
01:10:13,020 --> 01:10:15,020
you're not punk.

1949
01:10:15,020 --> 01:10:18,220
That's why they do those jackets with the pins and everything.

1950
01:10:18,220 --> 01:10:22,740
But even having a jean vest with pins on it

1951
01:10:22,740 --> 01:10:25,260
is the same as all the other ones, jean pink,

1952
01:10:25,260 --> 01:10:26,460
same bullshit.

1953
01:10:26,460 --> 01:10:28,700
So those shoes with holes in them that they put pins in,

1954
01:10:28,700 --> 01:10:29,820
what are those called?

1955
01:10:29,820 --> 01:10:30,380
Crocs.

1956
01:10:30,380 --> 01:10:30,900
Crocs.

1957
01:10:30,900 --> 01:10:33,860
So crocs is the most punk thing you can do then.

1958
01:10:33,860 --> 01:10:35,420
Brendan's a fucking OG.

1959
01:10:35,420 --> 01:10:37,220
If you're over 50.

1960
01:10:37,220 --> 01:10:38,100
Speaking of crocs.

1961
01:10:38,100 --> 01:10:39,700
I was like, crocs are everywhere, man.

1962
01:10:39,700 --> 01:10:47,140
That's the best jeans of the world now.

1963
01:10:47,140 --> 01:10:50,180
So on Brendan's crocs, we got a baby Groku.

1964
01:10:50,180 --> 01:10:53,260
We have a little Deadpool and a Bob-omb.

1965
01:10:53,260 --> 01:10:56,580
And then your other one is a Deadpool, Millennium Falcon,

1966
01:10:56,580 --> 01:10:59,380
and Bullet Bill.

1967
01:10:59,380 --> 01:10:59,880
Nice.

1968
01:11:02,460 --> 01:11:05,060
Yeah, that was the most punk sentence anyone's ever said.

1969
01:11:05,060 --> 01:11:07,420
I remember punk has splintered into some.

1970
01:11:07,420 --> 01:11:10,540
There's skate punks, ska punks, crust punks are my favorite.

1971
01:11:10,540 --> 01:11:12,300
That's what I like about the second one,

1972
01:11:12,300 --> 01:11:15,300
was when they broke down all of those different genres of punk.

1973
01:11:15,300 --> 01:11:17,460
Did any of you look at those genres?

1974
01:11:17,460 --> 01:11:19,980
I didn't look at any of them up, but I was considering

1975
01:11:19,980 --> 01:11:21,380
looking some of them up.

1976
01:11:21,380 --> 01:11:23,460
Yeah, a couple of them sounded interesting.

1977
01:11:23,460 --> 01:11:24,900
But you could do punk with anything.

1978
01:11:24,900 --> 01:11:27,940
Right now, I want to take his little croc.

1979
01:11:27,940 --> 01:11:30,500
I'm going to take his croc pin and turn it into a punk song.

1980
01:11:30,500 --> 01:11:31,780
So I just need like, it'd be like,

1981
01:11:31,780 --> 01:11:38,120
da-da-da-da-da-da-da, baby Groku, Deadpool, Deadpool, Deadpool,

1982
01:11:38,120 --> 01:11:40,520
ba-bop, ba-bop, ba-bop, ba-bump, Bullet Bill.

1983
01:11:40,520 --> 01:11:42,180
You're like, that's punk.

1984
01:11:42,180 --> 01:11:46,340
It was like when Newgrounds was popular and that garage band

1985
01:11:46,340 --> 01:11:48,300
game that was on there.

1986
01:11:48,300 --> 01:11:50,060
I think it was called Punk Band.

1987
01:11:50,060 --> 01:11:51,340
And you could make a song.

1988
01:11:51,340 --> 01:11:54,620
I remember that.

1989
01:11:54,620 --> 01:11:55,580
I don't know if it was Newgrounds,

1990
01:11:55,580 --> 01:11:58,220
but I remember that thing where you can make your own South Park

1991
01:11:58,220 --> 01:11:59,240
character.

1992
01:11:59,240 --> 01:12:01,280
And I would print them off and bring them to school

1993
01:12:01,280 --> 01:12:03,020
and make ones of my friends and shit.

1994
01:12:03,020 --> 01:12:05,860
I did that too.

1995
01:12:05,860 --> 01:12:07,700
There was an Aliens versus Brothers.

1996
01:12:07,700 --> 01:12:09,820
Jesus Christ, I don't know why I didn't bring this up when we

1997
01:12:09,820 --> 01:12:12,180
talked about Aliens versus Brothers.

1998
01:12:12,180 --> 01:12:15,180
Next week, we'll be talking about the actual thing.

1999
01:12:15,180 --> 01:12:16,540
So please remind me.

2000
01:12:16,540 --> 01:12:17,980
But I might even be able to find it.

2001
01:12:17,980 --> 01:12:23,500
But I had an AVP card game when I broke my leg when I snapped

2002
01:12:23,500 --> 01:12:24,780
my shin bone in half.

2003
01:12:24,780 --> 01:12:29,020
And I was bedridden for like a couple of weeks.

2004
01:12:29,020 --> 01:12:29,860
My buddy came over.

2005
01:12:29,860 --> 01:12:31,780
We would play Aliens versus Predator.

2006
01:12:31,780 --> 01:12:37,060
But we would print special cards like Superman, Solid Snake,

2007
01:12:37,060 --> 01:12:38,140
and like for that.

2008
01:12:38,140 --> 01:12:39,620
So same thing.

2009
01:12:39,620 --> 01:12:43,660
Still working on your not a nerd grid there?

2010
01:12:43,660 --> 01:12:49,260
Well, Mike, some would say nerd.

2011
01:12:49,260 --> 01:12:54,860
Some would say creative, entrepreneur.

2012
01:12:54,860 --> 01:12:57,620
I'm ready to rate this.

2013
01:12:57,620 --> 01:13:00,220
I give it a C+.

2014
01:13:00,220 --> 01:13:01,580
I quite enjoyed it.

2015
01:13:01,580 --> 01:13:06,260
I thought it was well written.

2016
01:13:06,260 --> 01:13:07,620
Directing was great.

2017
01:13:07,620 --> 01:13:09,140
Acting was great.

2018
01:13:09,140 --> 01:13:11,940
I don't know who heroin Bob is, the actor.

2019
01:13:11,940 --> 01:13:14,380
I don't recognize him from anything else.

2020
01:13:14,380 --> 01:13:15,940
But I liked seeing him again.

2021
01:13:15,940 --> 01:13:17,980
And I thought when he came back in the second movie,

2022
01:13:17,980 --> 01:13:19,300
he did just as good of a job.

2023
01:13:19,300 --> 01:13:23,940
So I should be handing the flame first into my hand.

2024
01:13:23,940 --> 01:13:25,300
Yeah, it's OK.

2025
01:13:25,300 --> 01:13:25,940
That's OK.

2026
01:13:25,940 --> 01:13:27,580
I know we got there.

2027
01:13:27,580 --> 01:13:28,940
So C+.

2028
01:13:28,940 --> 01:13:30,580
I thought other than the other part,

2029
01:13:30,580 --> 01:13:33,180
Scooby's acting was great.

2030
01:13:33,180 --> 01:13:36,220
Shaggy.

2031
01:13:36,220 --> 01:13:38,460
I know that you were referencing Scooby, but he has a name.

2032
01:13:38,460 --> 01:13:39,020
And Scooby.

2033
01:13:42,260 --> 01:13:44,500
OK, Austin.

2034
01:13:44,500 --> 01:13:49,060
I enjoyed this movie just as much as the first time I saw it.

2035
01:13:49,060 --> 01:13:50,620
So I'm going to give it a B+.

2036
01:13:50,620 --> 01:13:55,060
Or for this episode, five out of five stripper gummy bears

2037
01:13:55,060 --> 01:13:57,660
wearing mittens.

2038
01:13:57,660 --> 01:13:58,140
I'm hard.

2039
01:14:04,100 --> 01:14:06,660
Are we rating both of them or just the first one?

2040
01:14:06,660 --> 01:14:08,340
First one, I agree with Austin.

2041
01:14:08,340 --> 01:14:10,740
I would say a B. It's a great movie.

2042
01:14:10,740 --> 01:14:13,300
The overall whole arc of the movie

2043
01:14:13,300 --> 01:14:17,220
is him realizing he is a poser.

2044
01:14:17,220 --> 01:14:19,820
Once he created that last entry, he's like, you know,

2045
01:14:19,820 --> 01:14:20,820
we all are posers.

2046
01:14:20,820 --> 01:14:21,740
You know?

2047
01:14:21,740 --> 01:14:23,460
It's like, oh, OK, cool.

2048
01:14:23,460 --> 01:14:25,580
I'm nailing the coffin kind of thing ends the story.

2049
01:14:25,580 --> 01:14:27,780
Even if they didn't make a second one.

2050
01:14:27,780 --> 01:14:33,780
Which second one is really good acting, fun to watch.

2051
01:14:33,780 --> 01:14:34,900
Overall, great.

2052
01:14:34,900 --> 01:14:36,380
I would say, yeah, B.

2053
01:14:36,380 --> 01:14:38,540
OK.

2054
01:14:38,540 --> 01:14:41,500
And then Brandon.

2055
01:14:41,500 --> 01:14:44,140
Yeah, this is definitely an enjoyable movie to watch.

2056
01:14:44,140 --> 01:14:46,900
I remember watching it younger and watching it now.

2057
01:14:46,900 --> 01:14:49,340
It still hits just as hard.

2058
01:14:49,340 --> 01:14:53,020
Matthew Lillard's performance after Finding Herald with Rock.

2059
01:14:53,020 --> 01:14:54,020
Fantastic.

2060
01:14:54,020 --> 01:14:56,820
And that's what kept me at a solid B for this movie as well.

2061
01:15:01,220 --> 01:15:04,340
C plus B. B plus.

2062
01:15:04,340 --> 01:15:04,820
C minus.

2063
01:15:08,380 --> 01:15:14,580
It's a B. First, SLC Punk gets a B. Fuck yeah.

2064
01:15:14,580 --> 01:15:15,860
You want to put this thing out?

2065
01:15:15,860 --> 01:15:22,300
We can save it for the rest for motherfucking baby cannons

2066
01:15:22,300 --> 01:15:23,780
blow your dick off.

2067
01:15:23,780 --> 01:15:25,700
You guys are high too, just being in the room.

2068
01:15:25,700 --> 01:15:26,740
There's no way you're not.

2069
01:15:32,020 --> 01:15:33,580
Everyone stays in the room.

2070
01:15:33,580 --> 01:15:36,020
I never let anyone drive so high.

2071
01:15:36,020 --> 01:15:37,500
That'd be irresponsible.

2072
01:15:42,140 --> 01:15:44,380
Now we're talking about punk's dead.

2073
01:15:44,380 --> 01:15:45,780
Punk's not dead?

2074
01:15:45,780 --> 01:15:46,380
Punk's dead.

2075
01:15:46,380 --> 01:15:48,220
Punk's dead.

2076
01:15:48,220 --> 01:15:50,380
And then does it say SLC Punk afterwards?

2077
01:15:50,380 --> 01:15:50,900
OK.

2078
01:15:50,900 --> 01:15:52,540
SLC Punk 2?

2079
01:15:52,540 --> 01:15:55,620
OK, so it says punk's dead, SLC Punk 2.

2080
01:15:55,620 --> 01:15:56,420
OK.

2081
01:15:56,420 --> 01:15:58,500
So punk's dead, SLC Punk 2.

2082
01:15:58,500 --> 01:16:03,100
And does it just open with Bob?

2083
01:16:03,100 --> 01:16:04,660
I was so happy.

2084
01:16:04,660 --> 01:16:08,300
Because we get the black and white, he's dead, he's in a room,

2085
01:16:08,300 --> 01:16:10,460
he's just fucking hanging out.

2086
01:16:10,460 --> 01:16:11,820
He's super cool.

2087
01:16:11,820 --> 01:16:13,140
He's an awesome narrator.

2088
01:16:13,140 --> 01:16:14,060
I loved it.

2089
01:16:14,060 --> 01:16:17,820
What's interesting is last week, when you recommended this,

2090
01:16:17,820 --> 01:16:20,700
I remember you specifically saying, number one's great.

2091
01:16:20,700 --> 01:16:24,700
And then you contributed to the Kickstarter for number two,

2092
01:16:24,700 --> 01:16:26,700
or the Indiegogo whatever.

2093
01:16:26,700 --> 01:16:31,020
And you said it wasn't as good.

2094
01:16:31,020 --> 01:16:32,900
I didn't like it as much as the first one,

2095
01:16:32,900 --> 01:16:35,700
but it's like Boondock Saints syndrome.

2096
01:16:35,700 --> 01:16:37,500
It's hard to top that original.

2097
01:16:37,500 --> 01:16:39,540
I don't know.

2098
01:16:39,540 --> 01:16:42,860
A little bit of a spoiler, I think I like this one more.

2099
01:16:42,860 --> 01:16:45,740
Certain movies, sometimes the sequels are better.

2100
01:16:45,740 --> 01:16:47,940
I think in this case, this is a better.

2101
01:16:47,940 --> 01:16:50,740
Like in the Clerks universe, there's

2102
01:16:50,740 --> 01:16:53,900
some movies that are better than the first Clerks, right?

2103
01:16:53,900 --> 01:16:56,700
Or is the original Clerks the best one, in your opinion?

2104
01:16:56,700 --> 01:16:58,060
I'm not trying to stir up any shit.

2105
01:16:58,060 --> 01:16:59,820
Alien and Alien.

2106
01:16:59,820 --> 01:17:04,740
Well, no, I think the best example is Back to the Future.

2107
01:17:04,740 --> 01:17:07,700
Because I think three's the best.

2108
01:17:07,700 --> 01:17:10,460
Personally, three's my absolute favorite.

2109
01:17:10,460 --> 01:17:12,740
And that's the third in a franchise.

2110
01:17:12,740 --> 01:17:16,100
And I actually think if you go, I think it goes 3, 2, 1.

2111
01:17:16,100 --> 01:17:20,300
Because as much as I like the original 50s,

2112
01:17:20,300 --> 01:17:22,700
I really like the future Shenanigans.

2113
01:17:22,700 --> 01:17:23,780
Because that's what I'm into.

2114
01:17:23,780 --> 01:17:25,940
The second one, I think, is my favorite.

2115
01:17:25,940 --> 01:17:28,820
Because then he goes into scenes of the old movie.

2116
01:17:28,820 --> 01:17:30,780
Yeah, you get both in the second movie.

2117
01:17:30,780 --> 01:17:31,540
That's what's cool.

2118
01:17:31,540 --> 01:17:35,340
You get 50s and you get more time travel Shenanigans.

2119
01:17:35,340 --> 01:17:37,100
The first one, it's pretty straightforward.

2120
01:17:37,100 --> 01:17:37,820
It's a one shot.

2121
01:17:37,820 --> 01:17:38,860
It's a one shot.

2122
01:17:38,860 --> 01:17:41,540
This one, it's like there's a few tricky scenarios.

2123
01:17:41,540 --> 01:17:43,700
In one, they had so much less time to make it

2124
01:17:43,700 --> 01:17:45,260
than what happened in the first one.

2125
01:17:45,260 --> 01:17:48,140
Yeah, with the clock tower chip.

2126
01:17:48,140 --> 01:17:51,340
Wow, with the also with to actually make the movie.

2127
01:17:51,340 --> 01:17:53,620
Because they were done filming it almost.

2128
01:17:53,620 --> 01:17:55,660
And then they had to restart from the beginning.

2129
01:17:55,660 --> 01:17:58,060
Because they had Eric Stoltz as the.

2130
01:17:58,060 --> 01:18:00,500
So the one they had to just go boom and make a.

2131
01:18:00,500 --> 01:18:01,340
Was it Eric Stoltz?

2132
01:18:01,340 --> 01:18:03,060
Is that the right guy?

2133
01:18:03,060 --> 01:18:04,780
Do you guys remember or heard about that?

2134
01:18:04,780 --> 01:18:05,980
How they shot like.

2135
01:18:05,980 --> 01:18:06,500
Like.

2136
01:18:06,500 --> 01:18:07,300
80%.

2137
01:18:07,300 --> 01:18:09,100
80% of it's.

2138
01:18:09,100 --> 01:18:09,980
Then there's footage.

2139
01:18:09,980 --> 01:18:12,260
Release the Stoltz cut.

2140
01:18:12,260 --> 01:18:15,620
Maybe because here's the sad part, actually.

2141
01:18:15,620 --> 01:18:17,860
They just need to do another Back to the Future.

2142
01:18:17,860 --> 01:18:20,340
They need to have Eric Stoltz be the main guy.

2143
01:18:20,340 --> 01:18:23,420
And just have him be a different high school student

2144
01:18:23,420 --> 01:18:24,100
than Marty.

2145
01:18:24,100 --> 01:18:25,020
But not high school.

2146
01:18:25,020 --> 01:18:27,220
Just have him be a different resident of.

2147
01:18:27,220 --> 01:18:29,380
Just a different resident of the place that.

2148
01:18:29,380 --> 01:18:30,140
Hill Valley.

2149
01:18:30,140 --> 01:18:31,020
Hill Valley.

2150
01:18:31,020 --> 01:18:34,300
That Doc Brown could run into theoretically.

2151
01:18:34,300 --> 01:18:35,940
And have him get caught up in Shenanigans.

2152
01:18:35,940 --> 01:18:37,260
And here's how you do it.

2153
01:18:37,260 --> 01:18:39,220
Here's how you easily do that.

2154
01:18:39,220 --> 01:18:43,180
He goes, I've already, Doc, it's me.

2155
01:18:43,180 --> 01:18:45,340
It's Marty or whatever.

2156
01:18:45,340 --> 01:18:47,740
And Doc will be like, you're not Marty.

2157
01:18:47,740 --> 01:18:48,580
He's like, I am.

2158
01:18:48,580 --> 01:18:50,380
I've already gone back in time.

2159
01:18:50,380 --> 01:18:51,940
I fucked some shit up.

2160
01:18:51,940 --> 01:18:55,740
And now I'm in a different alternative universe, right?

2161
01:18:55,740 --> 01:18:59,260
So now you have older Eric Stoltz playing Marty McFly.

2162
01:18:59,260 --> 01:19:01,340
And you use all the old footage that you already

2163
01:19:01,340 --> 01:19:04,500
have of him doing the scenes with him in flashback status.

2164
01:19:04,500 --> 01:19:06,780
And then a couple more you CGI.

2165
01:19:06,780 --> 01:19:07,860
Am I just fixing?

2166
01:19:07,860 --> 01:19:10,540
You're just doing Rick and Morty the movie.

2167
01:19:10,540 --> 01:19:12,820
It is Rick and Morty the movie, basically, at that point.

2168
01:19:12,820 --> 01:19:14,340
But you play it serious.

2169
01:19:14,340 --> 01:19:15,220
You play it serious.

2170
01:19:15,220 --> 01:19:18,060
And you give it the soundtrack, the fact the future has.

2171
01:19:18,060 --> 01:19:19,100
And you have a winner.

2172
01:19:19,100 --> 01:19:21,620
Especially if you filmed it like.

2173
01:19:21,620 --> 01:19:22,940
You know it'd be, I don't know.

2174
01:19:22,940 --> 01:19:24,980
Let's just leave it alone.

2175
01:19:24,980 --> 01:19:26,260
Why?

2176
01:19:26,260 --> 01:19:27,580
The three are good.

2177
01:19:27,580 --> 01:19:29,980
We don't need to keep on adding to stuff.

2178
01:19:29,980 --> 01:19:31,380
I disagree.

2179
01:19:31,380 --> 01:19:35,660
As much as I shit on a lot of movies existing.

2180
01:19:35,660 --> 01:19:37,660
Like Borderlands I recently watched.

2181
01:19:37,660 --> 01:19:43,740
And I think it's getting a way harder score than it deserves.

2182
01:19:43,740 --> 01:19:46,260
It's like people hate it, hate it, hate it.

2183
01:19:46,260 --> 01:19:49,140
And I'm like, it's not the worst movie ever made.

2184
01:19:49,140 --> 01:19:52,220
Like have you seen Singularity with John Cusack?

2185
01:19:52,220 --> 01:19:53,580
People don't talk about that shit.

2186
01:19:53,580 --> 01:19:54,900
You know what I'm talking about?

2187
01:19:54,900 --> 01:19:59,420
But like Borderlands at least looks visually nice.

2188
01:19:59,420 --> 01:20:03,260
I guess if you're a fucking person who tears apart movies

2189
01:20:03,260 --> 01:20:07,540
for a living VFX wise, you could maybe be like,

2190
01:20:07,540 --> 01:20:10,500
oh the graphics in this aren't very good.

2191
01:20:10,500 --> 01:20:13,660
But like I didn't notice until I saw the honest trailer

2192
01:20:13,660 --> 01:20:16,780
for Borderlands that there's like one scene where someone's

2193
01:20:16,780 --> 01:20:18,780
kind of falling off something that it looks janky.

2194
01:20:18,780 --> 01:20:20,860
Because if you're just watching the fucking movie,

2195
01:20:20,860 --> 01:20:21,700
you don't notice.

2196
01:20:21,700 --> 01:20:22,500
You can do that in any movie.

2197
01:20:22,500 --> 01:20:23,220
Exactly.

2198
01:20:23,220 --> 01:20:26,140
And so I think people are being a little harsh on it.

2199
01:20:26,140 --> 01:20:28,860
But I'm glad it exists.

2200
01:20:28,860 --> 01:20:30,420
I think it's not a great movie.

2201
01:20:30,420 --> 01:20:32,140
And I think they should have made a PG-13.

2202
01:20:32,140 --> 01:20:35,300
They should have went a hard R. The casting was a little weird.

2203
01:20:35,300 --> 01:20:37,140
We don't have to put Jack Black in everything.

2204
01:20:37,140 --> 01:20:38,780
Bobby Lee can stay though.

2205
01:20:38,780 --> 01:20:40,660
I like he was actually pretty great in that.

2206
01:20:40,660 --> 01:20:42,420
My question is, is that a movie that somebody

2207
01:20:42,420 --> 01:20:44,420
who hasn't played Borderlands who doesn't even know

2208
01:20:44,420 --> 01:20:46,260
the franchise would enjoy the movie?

2209
01:20:46,260 --> 01:20:47,700
I don't know.

2210
01:20:47,700 --> 01:20:48,820
I think what I think.

2211
01:20:48,820 --> 01:20:51,140
Like would my granddaughter and my grandson like it?

2212
01:20:51,140 --> 01:20:52,380
Yeah, because here's the thing.

2213
01:20:52,380 --> 01:20:53,780
If they've never played Borderlands

2214
01:20:53,780 --> 01:20:57,220
and you took them with the reassurance as a PG-13 movie

2215
01:20:57,220 --> 01:20:58,940
that you're not going to get anything that's

2216
01:20:58,940 --> 01:21:01,660
going to rock the boat, I think you could all

2217
01:21:01,660 --> 01:21:06,420
enjoy a sci-fi action movie that exists.

2218
01:21:06,420 --> 01:21:06,940
Right.

2219
01:21:06,940 --> 01:21:10,900
And you get a robot played by Jack Black.

2220
01:21:10,900 --> 01:21:12,260
And he does say funny things.

2221
01:21:12,260 --> 01:21:12,580
Right.

2222
01:21:12,580 --> 01:21:15,500
So I'm saying is it more that they get a Kevin Hart,

2223
01:21:15,500 --> 01:21:16,700
you get a Jack Black.

2224
01:21:16,700 --> 01:21:17,540
And they are them.

2225
01:21:17,540 --> 01:21:21,460
Look, it's Jumanji with guns in space on a trash planet.

2226
01:21:21,460 --> 01:21:23,060
You're pretty much that's what it is.

2227
01:21:23,060 --> 01:21:23,900
You're going to enjoy it.

2228
01:21:23,900 --> 01:21:24,420
Right.

2229
01:21:24,420 --> 01:21:26,820
If you're not looking for the things from the game.

2230
01:21:26,820 --> 01:21:28,700
I can't say you're going to enjoy it, Mike.

2231
01:21:28,700 --> 01:21:29,900
I'm not.

2232
01:21:29,900 --> 01:21:31,380
But I'm going to say.

2233
01:21:31,380 --> 01:21:32,020
I'm just saying.

2234
01:21:32,020 --> 01:21:36,660
It's a very punk tangent you just went on.

2235
01:21:36,660 --> 01:21:38,940
We need a tangent counter for this episode.

2236
01:21:38,940 --> 01:21:40,100
Let us know in the comments.

2237
01:21:40,100 --> 01:21:41,220
Let us know in the comments.

2238
01:21:41,220 --> 01:21:43,940
But there's a point to all this.

2239
01:21:43,940 --> 01:21:44,540
We've lost count.

2240
01:21:44,540 --> 01:21:46,500
Not anymore.

2241
01:21:46,500 --> 01:21:47,420
Oh, there is.

2242
01:21:47,420 --> 01:21:51,740
OK, my point of opinion is as much as the Borderlands movie

2243
01:21:51,740 --> 01:21:55,220
Take or Leave, I do like that exists.

2244
01:21:55,220 --> 01:21:57,780
I think that we should have unlimited.

2245
01:21:57,780 --> 01:21:58,860
That's where we're heading.

2246
01:21:58,860 --> 01:22:00,180
Let's just not kid ourselves.

2247
01:22:00,180 --> 01:22:01,980
Let's not kid ourselves one bit.

2248
01:22:01,980 --> 01:22:04,100
The bigger and bigger the internet gets,

2249
01:22:04,100 --> 01:22:05,740
and the more and more that people create,

2250
01:22:05,740 --> 01:22:08,660
and the more that AI starts creating things for us,

2251
01:22:08,660 --> 01:22:13,980
and the fact that we live in a now a creator forward world,

2252
01:22:13,980 --> 01:22:15,380
where that's all it is.

2253
01:22:15,380 --> 01:22:16,900
People just consume media.

2254
01:22:16,900 --> 01:22:20,380
That's our one objective now as human beings is consume media

2255
01:22:20,380 --> 01:22:22,060
and whatever.

2256
01:22:22,060 --> 01:22:23,260
That's just how it is.

2257
01:22:23,260 --> 01:22:26,140
Every person you meet, what is 90% of your conversation about?

2258
01:22:26,140 --> 01:22:27,380
What have you seen lately?

2259
01:22:27,380 --> 01:22:27,900
Whatever.

2260
01:22:27,900 --> 01:22:29,660
It's like you're talking about what you're going to watch.

2261
01:22:29,660 --> 01:22:31,060
What have you seen?

2262
01:22:31,060 --> 01:22:32,340
What are you currently watching?

2263
01:22:32,340 --> 01:22:33,180
A lot of it is that.

2264
01:22:33,180 --> 01:22:34,860
I know that's me talking about it.

2265
01:22:34,860 --> 01:22:35,860
Maybe I am.

2266
01:22:35,860 --> 01:22:36,980
Listen to or read.

2267
01:22:36,980 --> 01:22:37,780
Listen to or read.

2268
01:22:37,780 --> 01:22:40,220
I mean, reading too, but that's still content.

2269
01:22:40,220 --> 01:22:41,900
I love collecting physical media.

2270
01:22:41,900 --> 01:22:44,140
My whole left side of my desk is just shelved,

2271
01:22:44,140 --> 01:22:49,380
and there's photos, and then finals and CDs, games, books,

2272
01:22:49,380 --> 01:22:49,860
movies.

2273
01:22:49,860 --> 01:22:52,540
Music, game, movies, books.

2274
01:22:52,540 --> 01:22:53,300
Content.

2275
01:22:53,300 --> 01:22:54,780
All I want is content.

2276
01:22:54,780 --> 01:22:56,820
Because what else is there?

2277
01:22:56,820 --> 01:22:57,900
We're not cavemen.

2278
01:22:57,900 --> 01:22:59,620
We're not just going to sit on a rock,

2279
01:22:59,620 --> 01:23:01,940
look at the majesty of the sky, because we

2280
01:23:01,940 --> 01:23:04,220
can't see the stars because of light pollution anyway.

2281
01:23:04,220 --> 01:23:08,020
We can't do that without hearing the noise of the cars passing

2282
01:23:08,020 --> 01:23:10,620
by, and we can't connect to nature like they could,

2283
01:23:10,620 --> 01:23:11,300
and whatever.

2284
01:23:11,300 --> 01:23:12,220
But that's fine.

2285
01:23:12,220 --> 01:23:15,060
I don't want to go kill a Sabre II Tiger and have to eat it.

2286
01:23:15,060 --> 01:23:17,740
And I don't want to have to like, you know what I mean?

2287
01:23:17,740 --> 01:23:20,500
So I'm cool living where we're at, and I love content.

2288
01:23:20,500 --> 01:23:22,140
So let's not kid ourselves.

2289
01:23:22,140 --> 01:23:26,700
We are moving in the direction of unlimited potential.

2290
01:23:26,700 --> 01:23:31,420
Because I think every time something becomes caught like a,

2291
01:23:31,420 --> 01:23:34,780
loses its copyright, we're going to get some things that are

2292
01:23:34,780 --> 01:23:36,940
going to blow our fucking minds.

2293
01:23:36,940 --> 01:23:41,020
Like Winnie the Pooh, the horror movie was not it.

2294
01:23:41,020 --> 01:23:44,580
But somebody out there is going to lovingly

2295
01:23:44,580 --> 01:23:48,540
make a Winnie the Pooh something that they've

2296
01:23:48,540 --> 01:23:50,460
been working on in their head for their whole lives

2297
01:23:50,460 --> 01:23:52,020
because it's their favorite character.

2298
01:23:52,020 --> 01:23:53,820
Now that they can use it, they're

2299
01:23:53,820 --> 01:23:57,140
going to create like a stop motion Winnie the Pooh,

2300
01:23:57,140 --> 01:23:59,340
or a claymation, or something that they've

2301
01:23:59,340 --> 01:24:00,940
been working on their computer.

2302
01:24:00,940 --> 01:24:04,300
People are already planning on rights to run out on things.

2303
01:24:04,300 --> 01:24:09,340
Like as soon as they announce that the old style Mickey is

2304
01:24:09,340 --> 01:24:12,900
like all copyright free, someone already

2305
01:24:12,900 --> 01:24:14,460
had a movie that was just in production.

2306
01:24:14,460 --> 01:24:16,220
They just finally revealed it to the world

2307
01:24:16,220 --> 01:24:17,460
that they're doing it.

2308
01:24:17,460 --> 01:24:19,340
Yeah, that's fucking sick.

2309
01:24:19,340 --> 01:24:20,220
Like Steamboat will.

2310
01:24:20,220 --> 01:24:22,540
There's a website that keeps track of all these things too.

2311
01:24:22,540 --> 01:24:23,340
And people just go.

2312
01:24:23,340 --> 01:24:26,180
Each year, each year, there's like I think a day,

2313
01:24:26,180 --> 01:24:29,420
or like a month, that's January, where they just release.

2314
01:24:29,420 --> 01:24:32,300
It's like, all right, here's all the releases of all the stuff

2315
01:24:32,300 --> 01:24:33,340
that's coming out.

2316
01:24:33,340 --> 01:24:36,820
Like Robin Hood, we could totally do a Robin Hood

2317
01:24:36,820 --> 01:24:37,580
if we wanted to.

2318
01:24:37,580 --> 01:24:40,820
Or Shakespeare, I think, is on the market.

2319
01:24:40,820 --> 01:24:42,700
So any of those.

2320
01:24:42,700 --> 01:24:43,200
What?

2321
01:24:43,200 --> 01:24:43,700
Beowulf.

2322
01:24:43,700 --> 01:24:44,200
Beowulf.

2323
01:24:44,200 --> 01:24:46,780
That's absolutely copyright free because they don't even

2324
01:24:46,780 --> 01:24:48,300
know who wrote it, right?

2325
01:24:48,300 --> 01:24:48,800
Yeah.

2326
01:24:48,800 --> 01:24:51,260
One of those just things they found.

2327
01:24:51,260 --> 01:24:55,500
But what's the Dead Sea Scrolls?

2328
01:24:55,500 --> 01:24:56,460
We could do that.

2329
01:24:56,460 --> 01:24:58,860
We could do the Bible.

2330
01:24:58,860 --> 01:25:01,420
Well, no, that's Bible deleted scenes.

2331
01:25:01,420 --> 01:25:02,300
So.

2332
01:25:02,300 --> 01:25:04,700
Christianity and Catholicism is like a corporation now.

2333
01:25:04,700 --> 01:25:05,980
They'll sue the fuck out of us.

2334
01:25:05,980 --> 01:25:06,940
No, they couldn't sue us.

2335
01:25:06,940 --> 01:25:08,060
Westboro Baptist Church.

2336
01:25:08,060 --> 01:25:10,460
For doing deleted scenes of the Bible.

2337
01:25:10,460 --> 01:25:11,220
If we did the seven.

2338
01:25:11,220 --> 01:25:11,740
Deleted scenes?

2339
01:25:11,740 --> 01:25:12,820
The Bible deleted scenes?

2340
01:25:12,820 --> 01:25:13,820
That's what I'm saying.

2341
01:25:13,820 --> 01:25:18,180
If we did the seven Dead Sea Scrolls or whatever,

2342
01:25:18,180 --> 01:25:20,700
however many there are, just did those stories,

2343
01:25:20,700 --> 01:25:22,220
I bet you those would fucking suck.

2344
01:25:22,220 --> 01:25:22,500
You know what?

2345
01:25:22,500 --> 01:25:23,260
Actually, we cut this out.

2346
01:25:23,260 --> 01:25:24,260
We just make this.

2347
01:25:24,260 --> 01:25:26,620
Can we take all the video of this?

2348
01:25:26,620 --> 01:25:30,300
And any video of you, we just have you dressed as Jesus.

2349
01:25:30,300 --> 01:25:32,540
The whole time when we call it Bible deleted scenes

2350
01:25:32,540 --> 01:25:34,340
and it's just Jesus talking about movies.

2351
01:25:34,340 --> 01:25:36,380
As funny as that would be, I don't want to be sacrilegious.

2352
01:25:36,380 --> 01:25:37,980
What I would do is I would earnestly

2353
01:25:37,980 --> 01:25:40,740
make these movies because these would sell.

2354
01:25:40,740 --> 01:25:43,660
And we wouldn't do it under the Fried Rice podcast blanket.

2355
01:25:43,660 --> 01:25:45,140
I'll have to cut all this out.

2356
01:25:45,140 --> 01:25:46,620
We'll do it under a different thing.

2357
01:25:46,620 --> 01:25:49,420
But that would be great because people want that.

2358
01:25:49,420 --> 01:25:51,820
They want to hear the deleted scenes and stuff,

2359
01:25:51,820 --> 01:25:53,260
no matter how controversial.

2360
01:25:53,260 --> 01:25:58,220
You would definitely be John Travolta in our Battlefield

2361
01:25:58,220 --> 01:25:59,180
Earth sequel.

2362
01:25:59,180 --> 01:25:59,860
I will be in one of those.

2363
01:25:59,860 --> 01:26:02,180
And we'll tie one of your arms because you lost his arm.

2364
01:26:02,180 --> 01:26:04,500
We'll tie your arm down.

2365
01:26:04,500 --> 01:26:07,980
I want to just be tortured like Braveheart.

2366
01:26:07,980 --> 01:26:10,420
I know his name is Walter Wallace.

2367
01:26:10,420 --> 01:26:15,180
Oh, and he bonks his head a lot and yells at people.

2368
01:26:15,180 --> 01:26:16,580
I missed that.

2369
01:26:16,580 --> 01:26:19,780
That's the main reason he loses again in the sequel

2370
01:26:19,780 --> 01:26:22,020
is because he bonked his head on something.

2371
01:26:22,020 --> 01:26:23,980
It's a good cushion.

2372
01:26:23,980 --> 01:26:25,820
Well, he ends up in jail again, right?

2373
01:26:25,820 --> 01:26:27,860
Yeah, but they just lock him in there and leave him there.

2374
01:26:27,860 --> 01:26:30,380
We're talking about Battlefield Earth right now, everybody.

2375
01:26:30,380 --> 01:26:31,060
Greatest movie of all time.

2376
01:26:31,060 --> 01:26:32,060
I was lost for a second.

2377
01:26:32,060 --> 01:26:33,180
Which movie are we on?

2378
01:26:33,180 --> 01:26:34,220
Yeah, what are we doing?

2379
01:26:34,220 --> 01:26:34,780
Too many movies.

2380
01:26:34,780 --> 01:26:35,340
Which movie?

2381
01:26:35,340 --> 01:26:38,100
John Travolta really threw you off on that sci-fi

2382
01:26:38,100 --> 01:26:39,740
Scientology movie.

2383
01:26:39,740 --> 01:26:41,220
You can talk about stuff, mouse, too.

2384
01:26:41,220 --> 01:26:42,220
But all I was saying is-

2385
01:26:42,220 --> 01:26:44,700
It all started when he said that he said,

2386
01:26:44,700 --> 01:26:46,460
I did not like the sequel.

2387
01:26:46,460 --> 01:26:48,300
Yeah, it was all started when-

2388
01:26:48,300 --> 01:26:52,980
It went on Borderlands and then existence and life.

2389
01:26:52,980 --> 01:26:54,420
Can we just go back to Dreamgirls?

2390
01:26:54,420 --> 01:26:56,220
That's really what I wanted to do.

2391
01:26:56,220 --> 01:26:57,700
Dreamgirls and gummy bears.

2392
01:26:57,700 --> 01:26:59,420
Yeah, well, I-

2393
01:26:59,420 --> 01:27:01,740
That was the whole point of that tangent was he just

2394
01:27:01,740 --> 01:27:03,940
wants to go back to Dreamgirls.

2395
01:27:03,940 --> 01:27:05,820
I want to go to Dreamgirls.

2396
01:27:05,820 --> 01:27:07,740
What did you see in that girl's pussy, dude?

2397
01:27:10,740 --> 01:27:12,300
He saw God talking to him.

2398
01:27:12,300 --> 01:27:14,020
Apparently, it was a black hole.

2399
01:27:14,020 --> 01:27:16,060
If you came out of a pussy, I'd be like, oh my god.

2400
01:27:16,060 --> 01:27:19,300
He's gone down a black hole of pussy, apparently.

2401
01:27:19,300 --> 01:27:20,300
It's the number 42.

2402
01:27:27,300 --> 01:27:29,380
That was seven.

2403
01:27:29,380 --> 01:27:31,500
Dude, the music was getting so fucking hard.

2404
01:27:31,500 --> 01:27:32,900
The nines, that's what it was, nines.

2405
01:27:32,900 --> 01:27:34,300
The music was hitting so hard.

2406
01:27:34,300 --> 01:27:38,300
I hit my fucking weed pen a few times before going in.

2407
01:27:38,300 --> 01:27:40,540
And it was the nine inch nipples track

2408
01:27:40,540 --> 01:27:43,260
that was bleeding into some more nines.

2409
01:27:43,260 --> 01:27:47,740
Bro, I'm just leaning forward and this woman comes up to me.

2410
01:27:47,740 --> 01:27:50,220
Here's the meaning of life.

2411
01:27:50,220 --> 01:27:53,700
And it just spreads her pussy open.

2412
01:27:53,700 --> 01:27:54,700
Just the track-

2413
01:27:54,700 --> 01:27:55,700
It just broke my face.

2414
01:27:55,700 --> 01:27:57,700
I'm like, what?

2415
01:27:57,700 --> 01:27:59,700
Just Trent Reznor playing on his piano.

2416
01:27:59,700 --> 01:28:02,700
He's like, hey, Andy, how are you?

2417
01:28:02,700 --> 01:28:04,180
You enjoying life so far?

2418
01:28:04,180 --> 01:28:05,660
No, I will say this.

2419
01:28:05,660 --> 01:28:07,100
If you guys know anything about me,

2420
01:28:07,100 --> 01:28:08,540
I don't have a sense of smell.

2421
01:28:08,540 --> 01:28:12,460
And I think that saved me in this situation.

2422
01:28:12,460 --> 01:28:13,860
No, they're under new management,

2423
01:28:13,860 --> 01:28:15,500
so it's a lot better now.

2424
01:28:15,500 --> 01:28:17,620
The smells are great.

2425
01:28:17,620 --> 01:28:22,620
It's like, what's that restaurant that says Pre-Smells?

2426
01:28:22,620 --> 01:28:23,780
Pre-Smells?

2427
01:28:23,780 --> 01:28:25,380
I don't want to say Harpies.

2428
01:28:25,380 --> 01:28:27,940
Oh.

2429
01:28:27,940 --> 01:28:30,260
That's Jimmy John's.

2430
01:28:30,260 --> 01:28:34,180
But this is bad.

2431
01:28:34,180 --> 01:28:36,300
But dude, that was a-

2432
01:28:36,300 --> 01:28:37,620
Why don't we get distributed?

2433
01:28:37,620 --> 01:28:38,340
I just don't know.

2434
01:28:38,340 --> 01:28:41,540
I guess my point of all this was I just want unlimited media.

2435
01:28:41,540 --> 01:28:45,940
I don't care if we have 10,000 shitty movies.

2436
01:28:45,940 --> 01:28:49,460
If they're willing to make them, I'm so happy they're being made.

2437
01:28:49,460 --> 01:28:52,020
Because I don't need to watch them.

2438
01:28:52,020 --> 01:28:53,340
You don't need to watch them.

2439
01:28:53,340 --> 01:28:55,780
Who the fuck is Singularity 4?

2440
01:28:55,780 --> 01:28:56,460
Somebody.

2441
01:28:56,460 --> 01:28:57,420
Pedophiles?

2442
01:28:57,420 --> 01:28:58,060
Somebody.

2443
01:28:58,060 --> 01:29:00,180
Even if it's just the- here's the thing.

2444
01:29:00,180 --> 01:29:03,140
Even if it's just the cast and crew

2445
01:29:03,140 --> 01:29:05,700
had made a fun little movie amongst themselves,

2446
01:29:05,700 --> 01:29:08,100
and they enjoy it, I'm glad it exists for them.

2447
01:29:08,100 --> 01:29:09,380
We're here to shit on it.

2448
01:29:09,380 --> 01:29:11,820
But maybe one day we make a shitty movie,

2449
01:29:11,820 --> 01:29:14,380
and we put it out somewhere because we're proud of it,

2450
01:29:14,380 --> 01:29:16,260
and we just think it's fun for our fans.

2451
01:29:16,260 --> 01:29:19,500
If those movies didn't exist, we wouldn't exist.

2452
01:29:19,500 --> 01:29:21,660
That's going to be our trip to St. Louis.

2453
01:29:21,660 --> 01:29:22,660
Or not St. Louis.

2454
01:29:22,660 --> 01:29:24,260
Salt Lake City.

2455
01:29:24,260 --> 01:29:28,580
Punk, SLC, if you're hip to the trend of what that stands for.

2456
01:29:28,580 --> 01:29:29,900
Andy, you love this movie?

2457
01:29:29,900 --> 01:29:30,660
Wait, no, hold on.

2458
01:29:30,660 --> 01:29:32,460
SLC Punk 2, though, you loved it?

2459
01:29:32,460 --> 01:29:33,100
Yeah.

2460
01:29:33,100 --> 01:29:34,100
I did not like it.

2461
01:29:34,100 --> 01:29:35,020
I did not like it either.

2462
01:29:35,020 --> 01:29:35,900
It's not memorable.

2463
01:29:35,900 --> 01:29:38,940
I'm not even remembering what my short little notes were about.

2464
01:29:38,940 --> 01:29:39,740
Oh.

2465
01:29:39,740 --> 01:29:40,900
I don't have any notes.

2466
01:29:40,900 --> 01:29:42,540
Oh, I like to text it.

2467
01:29:42,540 --> 01:29:43,620
I texteth you.

2468
01:29:43,620 --> 01:29:44,100
Yeah.

2469
01:29:44,100 --> 01:29:46,380
Oh, so when he said he's a goth dandy.

2470
01:29:46,380 --> 01:29:48,540
Emo Shelley was funny.

2471
01:29:48,540 --> 01:29:50,460
Oh, yeah, Emo Shelley was my favorite character.

2472
01:29:50,460 --> 01:29:52,340
I think we all knew an Emo Shelley.

2473
01:29:52,340 --> 01:29:54,140
Yeah, at some point.

2474
01:29:54,140 --> 01:29:56,860
OK, so I like Bob's kid, Ross.

2475
01:29:56,860 --> 01:29:59,180
I like him immediately when they're in the car.

2476
01:29:59,180 --> 01:30:00,380
I just like his vibe.

2477
01:30:00,380 --> 01:30:01,860
I like that he's just a smart.

2478
01:30:01,860 --> 01:30:06,180
He remind me a lot of Bob because Bob.

2479
01:30:06,180 --> 01:30:07,940
So what were you going to say, Zach?

2480
01:30:07,940 --> 01:30:09,740
I just like his attitude when they're like,

2481
01:30:09,740 --> 01:30:10,900
yeah, you're kind of pompous.

2482
01:30:10,900 --> 01:30:12,820
He's like, oh, I'll change that.

2483
01:30:12,820 --> 01:30:13,780
Yeah.

2484
01:30:13,780 --> 01:30:14,780
I love everything.

2485
01:30:14,780 --> 01:30:20,580
I mean, one of the top, I mean, maybe top 10 movie scenes

2486
01:30:20,580 --> 01:30:22,620
I've ever seen is in this movie.

2487
01:30:22,620 --> 01:30:23,780
I'm not even kidding you.

2488
01:30:23,780 --> 01:30:25,500
It is one of the funniest things.

2489
01:30:25,500 --> 01:30:26,620
I had to pause the movie.

2490
01:30:26,620 --> 01:30:28,340
I was laughing so hard.

2491
01:30:28,340 --> 01:30:31,700
And it was just, he's like, we need to get some beer.

2492
01:30:31,700 --> 01:30:33,380
And they go to that gas station.

2493
01:30:33,380 --> 01:30:37,780
And he walks in, and he grabs the beer, and he pays for it.

2494
01:30:37,780 --> 01:30:38,420
There you go.

2495
01:30:38,420 --> 01:30:39,220
And he leaves.

2496
01:30:39,220 --> 01:30:40,660
The guy goes, you got an ID?

2497
01:30:40,660 --> 01:30:42,460
He goes, of course.

2498
01:30:42,460 --> 01:30:42,940
He leaves.

2499
01:30:42,940 --> 01:30:48,100
And the face of the dude is just like, huh, all right.

2500
01:30:48,100 --> 01:30:51,180
But then it gets even funnier when he gets in the car,

2501
01:30:51,180 --> 01:30:54,260
and he sits down there like, they're just silent.

2502
01:30:54,260 --> 01:30:56,540
And they're looking at him.

2503
01:30:56,540 --> 01:30:58,300
OK, you have a fake ID.

2504
01:30:58,300 --> 01:31:00,940
He's like, oh, of course not.

2505
01:31:00,940 --> 01:31:03,060
Did you show up your ID?

2506
01:31:03,060 --> 01:31:04,460
No.

2507
01:31:04,460 --> 01:31:06,420
You have to be 21 to buy beer.

2508
01:31:06,420 --> 01:31:07,740
I did not know that.

2509
01:31:07,740 --> 01:31:08,340
And they left.

2510
01:31:08,340 --> 01:31:09,220
I died, dude.

2511
01:31:09,220 --> 01:31:10,980
That was so good.

2512
01:31:10,980 --> 01:31:13,020
So fucking good.

2513
01:31:13,020 --> 01:31:15,580
Sorry, that's not like a sarcastic anything.

2514
01:31:15,580 --> 01:31:16,900
That's a funny fucking scene.

2515
01:31:16,900 --> 01:31:17,180
I loved it.

2516
01:31:17,180 --> 01:31:18,580
Just remember from the first one,

2517
01:31:18,580 --> 01:31:21,540
it's half percent of normal beers.

2518
01:31:21,540 --> 01:31:22,420
Yeah.

2519
01:31:22,420 --> 01:31:23,020
What is?

2520
01:31:23,020 --> 01:31:24,180
Salt Lake City.

2521
01:31:24,180 --> 01:31:24,660
Got it.

2522
01:31:24,660 --> 01:31:25,420
Salt Lake City beer.

2523
01:31:25,420 --> 01:31:26,580
So if it's like 3%, it's 1.5%.

2524
01:31:26,580 --> 01:31:27,340
Yeah, it's 3%.

2525
01:31:27,340 --> 01:31:28,500
Yeah.

2526
01:31:28,500 --> 01:31:32,380
When we were kids, we were standing at a,

2527
01:31:32,380 --> 01:31:35,340
we were doing a midnight release of a Final Fantasy

2528
01:31:35,340 --> 01:31:37,300
game or something, probably.

2529
01:31:37,300 --> 01:31:38,660
That's something not nerdy Madden.

2530
01:31:38,660 --> 01:31:39,460
Fuck you.

2531
01:31:39,460 --> 01:31:42,740
And it was NHL.

2532
01:31:42,740 --> 01:31:44,980
There we go.

2533
01:31:44,980 --> 01:31:50,620
And my buddy went into a restaurant, like a little shop.

2534
01:31:50,620 --> 01:31:53,060
And he ordered some beer.

2535
01:31:53,060 --> 01:31:54,140
And we were like teenagers.

2536
01:31:54,140 --> 01:31:55,540
And they gave it to him.

2537
01:31:55,540 --> 01:31:58,620
And then we found out it was O'Douls.

2538
01:31:58,620 --> 01:32:02,340
And he felt like a real badass.

2539
01:32:02,340 --> 01:32:06,140
And we drank him.

2540
01:32:06,140 --> 01:32:08,980
And then we realized there was 0% alcohol.

2541
01:32:08,980 --> 01:32:09,980
Whatever.

2542
01:32:09,980 --> 01:32:12,420
I felt like I was just watching a road trip Hot Topics

2543
01:32:12,420 --> 01:32:13,580
clearance sale.

2544
01:32:13,580 --> 01:32:14,100
There are.

2545
01:32:14,100 --> 01:32:14,780
On this movie?

2546
01:32:14,780 --> 01:32:15,260
Yeah.

2547
01:32:15,260 --> 01:32:16,740
That's not a bad description.

2548
01:32:16,740 --> 01:32:18,180
There are little bits and pieces that are good.

2549
01:32:18,180 --> 01:32:19,740
Like that scene where he gets the alcohol, that's good.

2550
01:32:19,740 --> 01:32:20,500
Very good.

2551
01:32:20,500 --> 01:32:23,900
MGK didn't piss me off that he was in this movie.

2552
01:32:23,900 --> 01:32:25,740
I used to not be a big fan.

2553
01:32:25,740 --> 01:32:27,940
And then I was like, why the fuck is he in this movie?

2554
01:32:27,940 --> 01:32:30,900
And I'm like, oh yeah, he used to be like a big punk rock guy.

2555
01:32:30,900 --> 01:32:31,500
Who?

2556
01:32:31,500 --> 01:32:32,140
MGK.

2557
01:32:32,140 --> 01:32:33,460
Oh, wasn't he a punk rocker?

2558
01:32:33,460 --> 01:32:35,060
That was like his main thing.

2559
01:32:35,060 --> 01:32:38,500
And then he started rapping.

2560
01:32:38,500 --> 01:32:42,700
No, I think it's rapping punk rock.

2561
01:32:42,700 --> 01:32:43,780
I think he went back and forth.

2562
01:32:43,780 --> 01:32:44,860
First combo kind of thing.

2563
01:32:44,860 --> 01:32:45,380
Yeah, rap.

2564
01:32:45,380 --> 01:32:48,660
Well, because then we've got, you all forgot about Lil Wayne.

2565
01:32:48,660 --> 01:32:50,580
Remember when he went rock and roll?

2566
01:32:50,580 --> 01:32:54,020
His character, his character in this, his character Crash.

2567
01:32:54,020 --> 01:32:56,020
Cool name.

2568
01:32:56,020 --> 01:32:57,540
You've got to have a punk in the movie.

2569
01:32:57,540 --> 01:32:58,100
Oh, Crash.

2570
01:32:58,100 --> 01:32:59,060
You've got to have a punk.

2571
01:32:59,060 --> 01:33:00,140
I like MGK.

2572
01:33:00,140 --> 01:33:03,140
Actually, I wrote down, I forgot his name,

2573
01:33:03,140 --> 01:33:08,140
but I wrote down in real life his actual name.

2574
01:33:08,140 --> 01:33:10,460
But I watched this whole thing, and I was like,

2575
01:33:10,460 --> 01:33:12,100
that wasn't Machine Gun Kelly, was it?

2576
01:33:12,100 --> 01:33:16,300
And then I looked on IMDB, or I looked online,

2577
01:33:16,300 --> 01:33:19,660
and it said starring Colby whatever's name,

2578
01:33:19,660 --> 01:33:23,060
whatever's actual name, Colton whatever.

2579
01:33:23,060 --> 01:33:25,420
And I was like, oh cool, not Machine Gun Kelly.

2580
01:33:25,420 --> 01:33:27,180
And then I looked up, and it was like,

2581
01:33:27,180 --> 01:33:29,260
it's Machine Gun Kelly, because I'm an idiot.

2582
01:33:29,260 --> 01:33:30,500
But it's just his name.

2583
01:33:30,500 --> 01:33:32,260
So I was just like, oh, they look alike.

2584
01:33:32,260 --> 01:33:34,260
For just a moment, I existed in a world

2585
01:33:34,260 --> 01:33:36,660
where there's a Colton guy and a Machine Gun Kelly.

2586
01:33:36,660 --> 01:33:39,340
Did you think his actual name was Machine Gun Kelly?

2587
01:33:39,340 --> 01:33:40,580
Of course not.

2588
01:33:40,580 --> 01:33:42,420
But wait for a moment.

2589
01:33:42,420 --> 01:33:44,180
It was the, what was funny about it,

2590
01:33:44,180 --> 01:33:46,700
somebody I haven't seen, or Machine Gun Kelly,

2591
01:33:46,700 --> 01:33:48,260
in years really.

2592
01:33:48,260 --> 01:33:50,900
And then in one week, I saw two different movies

2593
01:33:50,900 --> 01:33:51,700
of Machine Gun Kelly.

2594
01:33:51,700 --> 01:33:53,380
That's right, because Jackpot, the one

2595
01:33:53,380 --> 01:33:55,260
that you recommended last week as your rec.

2596
01:33:55,260 --> 01:33:56,700
Machine Gun Kelly, yeah.

2597
01:33:56,700 --> 01:33:57,820
He was like, I can't.

2598
01:33:57,820 --> 01:34:01,500
His real name was Pistol Pete, all right.

2599
01:34:01,500 --> 01:34:03,220
Wait, when he was doing punk?

2600
01:34:03,220 --> 01:34:05,420
No, Jesus Christ.

2601
01:34:05,420 --> 01:34:08,860
Oh, sorry.

2602
01:34:08,860 --> 01:34:10,940
The most unrealistic part of the movie,

2603
01:34:10,940 --> 01:34:14,460
I thought, was when he grabs a handful of mushrooms.

2604
01:34:14,460 --> 01:34:15,620
And I've never done mushrooms.

2605
01:34:15,620 --> 01:34:17,100
I don't know this effect.

2606
01:34:17,100 --> 01:34:19,540
But it seemed like two or three hours later,

2607
01:34:19,540 --> 01:34:22,620
he just sleaped it off after a handful of mushrooms.

2608
01:34:22,620 --> 01:34:25,900
I would say, yeah, it depends on how strong they are.

2609
01:34:25,900 --> 01:34:28,140
But he was still drunk, but he wasn't high anymore.

2610
01:34:28,140 --> 01:34:30,140
You're talking about the most unrealistic part.

2611
01:34:30,140 --> 01:34:33,340
It's just that he took a handful of the grossest tasting

2612
01:34:33,340 --> 01:34:37,300
mushrooms that you've ever had in your life with no water

2613
01:34:37,300 --> 01:34:39,620
and ate the driest mushrooms ever.

2614
01:34:39,620 --> 01:34:41,340
Have you ever had mushroom psychedelics?

2615
01:34:41,340 --> 01:34:44,060
You don't have to admit it, but it very hard.

2616
01:34:44,060 --> 01:34:45,500
You didn't listen to a thing I said.

2617
01:34:45,500 --> 01:34:48,500
I said I'd never done mushrooms.

2618
01:34:48,500 --> 01:34:51,900
I did, and it was the first time I ever did them.

2619
01:34:51,900 --> 01:34:52,860
It was pretty fun.

2620
01:34:52,860 --> 01:34:56,220
Second time I did it, worst experience of my life.

2621
01:34:56,220 --> 01:35:00,860
I was literally hoping I wasn't going to die.

2622
01:35:00,860 --> 01:35:02,700
My ancestors were talking to me, and they were all

2623
01:35:02,700 --> 01:35:04,500
pissed off and disappointed.

2624
01:35:04,500 --> 01:35:07,380
I was like, bro, I'll never do anything like this again.

2625
01:35:07,380 --> 01:35:08,980
You get both of that with his trip.

2626
01:35:14,820 --> 01:35:19,020
Shelly, her crush on him, I think is adorable.

2627
01:35:19,020 --> 01:35:23,140
I think there's a moment where later on in the movie,

2628
01:35:23,140 --> 01:35:27,700
they're all getting ready to go.

2629
01:35:27,700 --> 01:35:31,820
To go in the limo to go get Ross.

2630
01:35:31,820 --> 01:35:35,180
They found out that he's at the concert or whatever.

2631
01:35:35,180 --> 01:35:41,500
And she's on the phone, and she finds out that he got hurt

2632
01:35:41,500 --> 01:35:44,140
or whatever, that some chick cheated on him or whatever.

2633
01:35:44,140 --> 01:35:46,060
It was around that time.

2634
01:35:46,060 --> 01:35:50,940
Shelly in the background, she grabs the axe, I think the axe,

2635
01:35:50,940 --> 01:35:52,420
and leaves.

2636
01:35:52,420 --> 01:35:54,100
But they don't use that going forward.

2637
01:35:54,100 --> 01:35:57,700
There's also another thing they don't use, which is Bob,

2638
01:35:57,700 --> 01:36:01,300
at one point, turns over and he says, yeah,

2639
01:36:01,300 --> 01:36:03,820
I sometimes like to use flashbacks to mess with them

2640
01:36:03,820 --> 01:36:05,260
and stuff, to Sean.

2641
01:36:05,260 --> 01:36:08,500
And you see him in the background using magic.

2642
01:36:08,500 --> 01:36:10,820
Why didn't they use that that they set up?

2643
01:36:10,820 --> 01:36:13,540
There could have been a perfect moment where Sean having

2644
01:36:13,540 --> 01:36:17,580
an acid flashback because it lives in his spine.

2645
01:36:17,580 --> 01:36:19,260
And that absolutely is a thing that they

2646
01:36:19,260 --> 01:36:20,860
mentioned in the first one.

2647
01:36:20,860 --> 01:36:22,860
He would just crack his back or something,

2648
01:36:22,860 --> 01:36:25,500
and then every time he cracks his back, he gets a flashback.

2649
01:36:25,500 --> 01:36:28,700
He gets a flash from Bob talking to him about shit.

2650
01:36:28,700 --> 01:36:31,460
And that's why he's so wise, why he knows where his son is,

2651
01:36:31,460 --> 01:36:32,140
why everything.

2652
01:36:32,140 --> 01:36:34,380
If that's not a dropped plot point of this movie,

2653
01:36:34,380 --> 01:36:36,300
I don't know what the point of it is.

2654
01:36:36,300 --> 01:36:38,980
So I'm just going to assume that was happening off screen,

2655
01:36:38,980 --> 01:36:42,380
and that doesn't affect my score.

2656
01:36:42,380 --> 01:36:43,900
Did you hear any of that?

2657
01:36:43,900 --> 01:36:47,140
I was like, well, Sean talks to the other two punks

2658
01:36:47,140 --> 01:36:48,580
and knows them.

2659
01:36:48,580 --> 01:36:50,180
So they probably knew about the show.

2660
01:36:50,180 --> 01:36:51,140
They're probably going to go in there.

2661
01:36:51,140 --> 01:36:52,580
But I also think he was getting flashed.

2662
01:36:52,580 --> 01:36:54,540
He was talking to Bob at one point.

2663
01:36:54,540 --> 01:36:57,220
I'm just saying that Sean, off screen,

2664
01:36:57,220 --> 01:37:00,380
was getting acid flashbacks when he cracks his back.

2665
01:37:00,380 --> 01:37:03,100
And Bob, remember early in one of his scenes,

2666
01:37:03,100 --> 01:37:05,180
he goes, I talk to him sometimes.

2667
01:37:05,180 --> 01:37:07,660
I think that he was getting visions from Bob.

2668
01:37:07,660 --> 01:37:09,900
And I think that's how he knew so much about what

2669
01:37:09,900 --> 01:37:11,380
was going on with the kids.

2670
01:37:11,380 --> 01:37:12,860
That's my theory.

2671
01:37:12,860 --> 01:37:13,940
That's an interesting theory.

2672
01:37:13,940 --> 01:37:15,780
Yeah, I don't think it's a, oh yeah.

2673
01:37:15,780 --> 01:37:18,260
My theory is he talked to the other two punk kids,

2674
01:37:18,260 --> 01:37:19,620
and they told him about the show.

2675
01:37:19,620 --> 01:37:22,180
And Sean's like, he's hanging out with those two.

2676
01:37:22,180 --> 01:37:24,340
Plus, why was Sean wearing a dick-shaped hat

2677
01:37:24,340 --> 01:37:26,220
the whole fucking time?

2678
01:37:26,220 --> 01:37:28,300
It looked like his head was the ball sack,

2679
01:37:28,300 --> 01:37:29,900
and then it had that dumb tooth.

2680
01:37:29,900 --> 01:37:31,540
I didn't want to say a word, because you guys would have

2681
01:37:31,540 --> 01:37:33,820
told me, like, everybody in fucking Michigan

2682
01:37:33,820 --> 01:37:35,580
wears, everybody in Salt Lake City

2683
01:37:35,580 --> 01:37:37,860
wears penis hats because it's fucking cold, Andy.

2684
01:37:37,860 --> 01:37:39,980
You've never seen the fucking snow before?

2685
01:37:39,980 --> 01:37:41,620
You never put a dick hat on?

2686
01:37:41,620 --> 01:37:42,180
It's cold.

2687
01:37:42,180 --> 01:37:44,340
You've got to protect your ears and the top of your head

2688
01:37:44,340 --> 01:37:45,500
like a fucking penis.

2689
01:37:45,500 --> 01:37:48,060
You've got to do fucking dickheads all over the place.

2690
01:37:48,060 --> 01:37:51,620
I think mittens are more common than dick hats.

2691
01:37:51,620 --> 01:37:53,780
I don't know anything about the snow.

2692
01:37:53,780 --> 01:37:56,700
The dick-shaped hat was, every time I saw it,

2693
01:37:56,700 --> 01:37:59,420
I was like, why is he wearing that?

2694
01:37:59,420 --> 01:38:00,940
Did someone, did he knit that?

2695
01:38:00,940 --> 01:38:03,380
I wasn't questioning shit.

2696
01:38:03,380 --> 01:38:06,620
I think this whole movie is like a Nickelback cover

2697
01:38:06,620 --> 01:38:09,140
of a Sex Pistol.

2698
01:38:09,140 --> 01:38:10,260
Hold on.

2699
01:38:10,260 --> 01:38:11,260
Two things about that.

2700
01:38:11,260 --> 01:38:13,580
One, I don't know a lot of Sex Pistols songs.

2701
01:38:13,580 --> 01:38:14,460
That was really bold.

2702
01:38:14,460 --> 01:38:18,980
Two, Nickelback is a good bait.

2703
01:38:18,980 --> 01:38:21,380
What does that have to do with what I said?

2704
01:38:21,380 --> 01:38:23,540
Sounds like you're a mock at Nickelback.

2705
01:38:23,540 --> 01:38:25,180
But everyone turned their mouth.

2706
01:38:25,180 --> 01:38:26,100
I like Nickelback.

2707
01:38:26,100 --> 01:38:27,780
As a colloquial, everyone hates them.

2708
01:38:27,780 --> 01:38:29,620
But they don't do Sex Pistols.

2709
01:38:29,620 --> 01:38:30,340
That's my point.

2710
01:38:30,340 --> 01:38:32,820
Audience, say that again.

2711
01:38:32,820 --> 01:38:35,020
Will you like what again?

2712
01:38:35,020 --> 01:38:35,980
I like Nickelback.

2713
01:38:35,980 --> 01:38:36,580
I don't care.

2714
01:38:36,580 --> 01:38:37,220
That's fine.

2715
01:38:37,220 --> 01:38:39,460
I like Nickelback.

2716
01:38:39,460 --> 01:38:40,180
I like Nickelback.

2717
01:38:40,180 --> 01:38:41,700
I got no problem with that.

2718
01:38:41,700 --> 01:38:43,140
You can put that out there everywhere.

2719
01:38:43,140 --> 01:38:45,140
Nickelback gets a bad rep for no reason.

2720
01:38:45,140 --> 01:38:47,260
Nickelback has some dirty fucking songs.

2721
01:38:47,260 --> 01:38:49,860
They have a song called Animal, or Animal.

2722
01:38:49,860 --> 01:38:52,140
And it's all about a dude just picking up a chick

2723
01:38:52,140 --> 01:38:53,140
and fucking her.

2724
01:38:53,140 --> 01:38:55,100
And then her dad catching him.

2725
01:38:55,100 --> 01:38:57,340
And then them just having to get the fuck out of there.

2726
01:38:57,340 --> 01:38:58,300
It's really funny.

2727
01:38:58,300 --> 01:38:58,820
It's great.

2728
01:38:58,820 --> 01:38:59,500
And it's a hard rock song.

2729
01:38:59,500 --> 01:39:01,380
They were trying to make everyone forget they were

2730
01:39:01,380 --> 01:39:03,700
Canadian with that song.

2731
01:39:03,700 --> 01:39:05,260
I was like, before they got famous,

2732
01:39:05,260 --> 01:39:08,180
the first two albums, pre-teen, I was like,

2733
01:39:08,180 --> 01:39:10,580
oh, Nickelback's kind of cool.

2734
01:39:10,580 --> 01:39:12,180
But it's just drug-filled.

2735
01:39:12,180 --> 01:39:14,500
One of their main songs is about a fucking trip,

2736
01:39:14,500 --> 01:39:15,340
or an acid trip.

2737
01:39:15,340 --> 01:39:16,900
Fuck yeah, I haven't even heard that.

2738
01:39:16,900 --> 01:39:18,620
I'm going to listen to that today.

2739
01:39:18,620 --> 01:39:19,620
I will say this, though.

2740
01:39:19,620 --> 01:39:20,340
They are Canadian.

2741
01:39:20,340 --> 01:39:22,660
So after every dirty song at the last chord,

2742
01:39:22,660 --> 01:39:27,980
they're like, no, we're sorry for cursing.

2743
01:39:27,980 --> 01:39:29,340
It took me way longer than I care

2744
01:39:29,340 --> 01:39:30,820
to admit that there's two singers,

2745
01:39:30,820 --> 01:39:33,620
to know that there's two singers in Nickelback.

2746
01:39:33,620 --> 01:39:34,100
Oh, shit.

2747
01:39:34,100 --> 01:39:35,140
They sound exactly the same.

2748
01:39:35,140 --> 01:39:37,900
So their first songs were about mushrooms, you said?

2749
01:39:37,900 --> 01:39:41,100
So you call them Nickelcap?

2750
01:39:41,100 --> 01:39:43,540
I thought you, honestly, right now,

2751
01:39:43,540 --> 01:39:45,060
in my mind, in that split second

2752
01:39:45,060 --> 01:39:47,020
before you finished your sentence, when you said,

2753
01:39:47,020 --> 01:39:49,380
it took me a long time to figure out,

2754
01:39:49,380 --> 01:39:51,540
I thought you were about to say that SLC stood

2755
01:39:51,540 --> 01:39:54,300
for Salt Lake City.

2756
01:39:54,300 --> 01:39:57,180
And that would have made me feel so happy.

2757
01:39:57,180 --> 01:40:01,380
But then you just gave me more information I didn't know,

2758
01:40:01,380 --> 01:40:03,540
made me feel like an idiot.

2759
01:40:03,540 --> 01:40:06,300
So I looked up what SLC stood for.

2760
01:40:06,300 --> 01:40:09,940
And thanks, Zach.

2761
01:40:12,740 --> 01:40:15,300
So Lilith, I get it, man.

2762
01:40:15,300 --> 01:40:16,020
He's a goth.

2763
01:40:16,020 --> 01:40:19,060
I love the goth thing that he goes to, the goth club.

2764
01:40:19,060 --> 01:40:21,340
He falls in love with the goth chick.

2765
01:40:21,340 --> 01:40:22,340
I get it.

2766
01:40:22,340 --> 01:40:24,460
And why not?

2767
01:40:24,460 --> 01:40:27,020
And they have that beautiful little romance.

2768
01:40:27,020 --> 01:40:29,340
And then he drops the ball because she says,

2769
01:40:29,340 --> 01:40:30,380
I worship you.

2770
01:40:30,380 --> 01:40:35,500
He says, we're all just passing ships in the night, baby.

2771
01:40:35,500 --> 01:40:36,660
We can't get attached.

2772
01:40:36,660 --> 01:40:37,500
OK, great.

2773
01:40:37,500 --> 01:40:38,780
So he goes to the goth club.

2774
01:40:38,780 --> 01:40:41,420
And she is fucking some dude.

2775
01:40:41,420 --> 01:40:42,580
She sees him.

2776
01:40:42,580 --> 01:40:47,220
And she just fucking starts fucking the dude harder.

2777
01:40:47,220 --> 01:40:49,060
So that dude, from his perspective,

2778
01:40:49,060 --> 01:40:49,700
he didn't know what happened.

2779
01:40:49,700 --> 01:40:50,460
He's just fucking her.

2780
01:40:50,460 --> 01:40:51,340
And everything's great.

2781
01:40:51,340 --> 01:40:52,940
And then something happened.

2782
01:40:52,940 --> 01:40:55,060
And she's just like, yeah, I'm going to fuck you harder.

2783
01:40:55,060 --> 01:40:56,100
And I was like, cool.

2784
01:40:56,100 --> 01:40:57,220
That must be the move.

2785
01:40:57,220 --> 01:41:00,660
And so now he's going to do that specific thing.

2786
01:41:00,660 --> 01:41:03,180
That one time, he's like, I wonder if I do a half thrust.

2787
01:41:03,180 --> 01:41:04,900
And now she's only going to get half thrust

2788
01:41:04,900 --> 01:41:06,220
for the rest of the sexual experience.

2789
01:41:06,220 --> 01:41:07,420
It's not going to last long.

2790
01:41:07,420 --> 01:41:11,140
But I don't think about those things when I watch these movies.

2791
01:41:11,140 --> 01:41:20,100
So I put, oh, yeah, I put, bro, don't drop the ball.

2792
01:41:20,100 --> 01:41:21,820
And then, oh, no, don't tell me.

2793
01:41:21,820 --> 01:41:23,380
And I might know dot, dot, dot.

2794
01:41:23,380 --> 01:41:25,700
I put, dude, these fucking movies.

2795
01:41:25,700 --> 01:41:28,660
Everyone cheats.

2796
01:41:28,660 --> 01:41:32,260
And is it cheating if he was playing off like, cool?

2797
01:41:32,260 --> 01:41:34,460
Like, oh, we're just not cheating.

2798
01:41:34,460 --> 01:41:35,300
No, absolutely not.

2799
01:41:35,300 --> 01:41:36,580
It's not cheating.

2800
01:41:36,580 --> 01:41:38,900
No one is cheating in either one of these movies.

2801
01:41:38,900 --> 01:41:44,380
But the feeling of having the love of your life betraying you

2802
01:41:44,380 --> 01:41:46,380
fucking someone else is tough.

2803
01:41:46,380 --> 01:41:48,180
He stood there and watched for a minute, though.

2804
01:41:48,180 --> 01:41:49,660
But maybe you shouldn't tell them

2805
01:41:49,660 --> 01:41:51,980
that that's what you're going to do in advance.

2806
01:41:51,980 --> 01:41:53,220
That's the whole point of that.

2807
01:41:53,220 --> 01:41:55,300
Oh, yeah, don't tell anyone you're going to fuck their.

2808
01:41:55,300 --> 01:41:57,020
No, they're going to cheat on them.

2809
01:41:57,020 --> 01:41:59,100
The guys both in both of these movies

2810
01:41:59,100 --> 01:42:00,380
said we have an open relate.

2811
01:42:00,380 --> 01:42:02,300
This is not, you know, it's open.

2812
01:42:02,300 --> 01:42:05,020
So if you tell someone that and then they go fuck somebody,

2813
01:42:05,020 --> 01:42:06,740
why are you surprised?

2814
01:42:06,740 --> 01:42:09,060
Yeah, that's a good point, Mike.

2815
01:42:09,060 --> 01:42:16,540
He's been, remember, he was Mike Lemon Party for a good month.

2816
01:42:19,180 --> 01:42:21,540
Mike Lemon Party Larson?

2817
01:42:21,540 --> 01:42:26,060
Hell, yeah.

2818
01:42:26,060 --> 01:42:28,100
Bring it back.

2819
01:42:28,100 --> 01:42:29,900
Somebody, you know, all these years,

2820
01:42:29,900 --> 01:42:32,260
somebody's been paying to keep that website online.

2821
01:42:35,140 --> 01:42:37,780
Lemon Party.

2822
01:42:37,780 --> 01:42:42,860
Lemonparty.org, I think it is.

2823
01:42:42,860 --> 01:42:48,020
Pull up Lemon Party and bring it side by side with Sigourney

2824
01:42:48,020 --> 01:42:49,860
Weaver Bush as a chaser.

2825
01:42:49,860 --> 01:42:50,860
What'd you say, Brandon?

2826
01:42:50,860 --> 01:42:52,260
We're almost to 99 Tangents.

2827
01:42:52,260 --> 01:42:52,860
Let's go.

2828
01:42:52,860 --> 01:42:54,700
No, fuck it.

2829
01:42:54,700 --> 01:42:55,860
We'll finish this thing off.

2830
01:42:55,860 --> 01:42:58,340
We're almost at two hours.

2831
01:42:58,340 --> 01:43:03,340
I got 99 Tangents, but Andy is going to make another one.

2832
01:43:03,340 --> 01:43:05,060
99 Tangents on the wall.

2833
01:43:05,060 --> 01:43:10,420
The entirety of this movie, I'm like, where is this going?

2834
01:43:10,420 --> 01:43:13,500
The mushroom scene is like the only thing that makes sense to me.

2835
01:43:13,500 --> 01:43:15,220
At least we're doing something different.

2836
01:43:15,220 --> 01:43:17,980
And then we get to the show and there's

2837
01:43:17,980 --> 01:43:20,900
a guitarist in a gimp suit and I'm like, that's it.

2838
01:43:20,900 --> 01:43:24,220
That's what this is all worth it for.

2839
01:43:24,220 --> 01:43:27,180
The punk show is pretty cool.

2840
01:43:27,180 --> 01:43:31,260
I liked when they were with the mom.

2841
01:43:31,260 --> 01:43:34,940
When the mom's like, oh, Shelly, go up and grab my whatever

2842
01:43:34,940 --> 01:43:36,580
from the top from my room.

2843
01:43:36,580 --> 01:43:37,780
She's like, got it.

2844
01:43:37,780 --> 01:43:39,900
I'll check Ross's room just to make sure.

2845
01:43:39,900 --> 01:43:42,820
And the mom's like, no, don't check Ross's room.

2846
01:43:42,820 --> 01:43:45,340
She's like, I'll check it, which is great.

2847
01:43:45,340 --> 01:43:46,660
She's such a funny little stalker.

2848
01:43:46,660 --> 01:43:49,620
She was probably the best part of this.

2849
01:43:49,620 --> 01:43:52,140
And then Sean was funny.

2850
01:43:52,140 --> 01:43:53,700
I liked him.

2851
01:43:53,700 --> 01:43:58,980
I also really liked the mod becoming a Norwegian death

2852
01:43:58,980 --> 01:43:59,900
metal guy.

2853
01:43:59,900 --> 01:44:00,780
That was great.

2854
01:44:00,780 --> 01:44:04,580
And having a shop and answering, kicking that one guy out,

2855
01:44:04,580 --> 01:44:08,900
bad ass for no reason, just to keep up the mystique

2856
01:44:08,900 --> 01:44:13,100
and then answering the phone like, what do you want?

2857
01:44:13,100 --> 01:44:14,740
Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, I got you.

2858
01:44:14,740 --> 01:44:16,500
And it's like, yeah, it's just good.

2859
01:44:16,500 --> 01:44:18,700
It's funny.

2860
01:44:18,700 --> 01:44:20,900
They didn't bring back.

2861
01:44:20,900 --> 01:44:21,940
Those were the only.

2862
01:44:21,940 --> 01:44:24,500
Yeah, they didn't bring back Steve-O. It was just Trish.

2863
01:44:24,500 --> 01:44:27,940
No, Trish is a different actress.

2864
01:44:27,940 --> 01:44:28,460
Really?

2865
01:44:28,460 --> 01:44:30,980
Yeah, that was a different chick.

2866
01:44:30,980 --> 01:44:31,460
Sarah.

2867
01:44:35,300 --> 01:44:36,180
No.

2868
01:44:36,180 --> 01:44:38,980
No, Matthew Liller.

2869
01:44:38,980 --> 01:44:40,780
Sean was the one that asked the trick.

2870
01:44:40,780 --> 01:44:42,820
All right, he's pulling up lemonparty.org.

2871
01:44:45,420 --> 01:44:46,220
Here we go.

2872
01:44:46,220 --> 01:44:48,460
That's just as glorious as I remember.

2873
01:44:48,460 --> 01:44:53,260
SLC Punk, Trish is played by Annabeth Gish.

2874
01:44:53,260 --> 01:44:53,760
OK?

2875
01:44:57,540 --> 01:44:58,660
You got to type too.

2876
01:44:58,660 --> 01:44:59,900
I'm not going to type.

2877
01:44:59,900 --> 01:45:01,180
Buckaroo.

2878
01:45:01,180 --> 01:45:03,140
I know how to navigate with this.

2879
01:45:03,140 --> 01:45:04,020
There it is.

2880
01:45:04,020 --> 01:45:05,260
You just click through this.

2881
01:45:05,260 --> 01:45:08,580
And then Trish is played by Sarah Clark.

2882
01:45:08,580 --> 01:45:09,100
Oh, weird.

2883
01:45:09,100 --> 01:45:09,700
Sarah Clark.

2884
01:45:09,700 --> 01:45:10,580
Weird.

2885
01:45:10,580 --> 01:45:12,180
And this one, yeah, I knew it.

2886
01:45:12,180 --> 01:45:14,380
You couldn't tell?

2887
01:45:14,380 --> 01:45:15,820
They did the same.

2888
01:45:15,820 --> 01:45:16,780
I guess that's how we got.

2889
01:45:16,780 --> 01:45:18,860
I don't want to rank anyone by their appearance,

2890
01:45:18,860 --> 01:45:23,340
but I do definitely think that Trish in the second movie.

2891
01:45:23,340 --> 01:45:24,780
Devin Sawlip plays Sean.

2892
01:45:24,780 --> 01:45:26,700
Yeah, every no.

2893
01:45:26,700 --> 01:45:31,100
And Colson Baker, he plays Crash, though.

2894
01:45:31,100 --> 01:45:34,140
I was assuming that when Colson MGK Baker.

2895
01:45:34,140 --> 01:45:35,220
There you go, Andy.

2896
01:45:35,220 --> 01:45:36,780
Colson Baker.

2897
01:45:36,780 --> 01:45:39,020
And then I was like, oh, cool, Colson Baker.

2898
01:45:39,020 --> 01:45:40,140
And then I clicked him.

2899
01:45:40,140 --> 01:45:42,460
And it's machine.

2900
01:45:42,460 --> 01:45:43,420
Sold out, please.

2901
01:45:43,420 --> 01:45:45,740
Now I'm connecting some dots and some tangents.

2902
01:45:45,740 --> 01:45:46,940
Can we get some trivia?

2903
01:45:46,940 --> 01:45:48,780
One and two.

2904
01:45:48,780 --> 01:45:51,260
Different girl, different girlfriend in one and two.

2905
01:45:51,260 --> 01:45:52,860
Oh, yeah.

2906
01:45:52,860 --> 01:45:53,820
Multi-verse theory.

2907
01:45:53,820 --> 01:45:54,340
No trivia?

2908
01:45:54,340 --> 01:45:55,580
Multi-verse theory.

2909
01:45:55,580 --> 01:45:56,100
What'd you say?

2910
01:45:56,100 --> 01:45:57,420
No trivia?

2911
01:45:57,420 --> 01:45:58,460
I want to look at the trivia.

2912
01:45:58,460 --> 01:45:59,100
A little bit.

2913
01:45:59,100 --> 01:46:00,020
OK, let's look at some trivia.

2914
01:46:00,020 --> 01:46:00,740
For the second one.

2915
01:46:00,740 --> 01:46:01,460
Yeah, fuck it.

2916
01:46:01,460 --> 01:46:04,420
Everyone I asked about, I said, after Mike went off

2917
01:46:04,420 --> 01:46:07,340
in the chat, I asked everyone who I knew had seen us,

2918
01:46:07,340 --> 01:46:09,620
what did you think of the SLT punk movies?

2919
01:46:09,620 --> 01:46:11,980
Everyone said first one was great, second one was bad.

2920
01:46:11,980 --> 01:46:13,540
I disagree.

2921
01:46:13,540 --> 01:46:15,940
I like the Ross Chandler-Joey-Punjabi death

2922
01:46:15,940 --> 01:46:19,020
match as a conversation starter, which is great.

2923
01:46:19,020 --> 01:46:22,100
I've already played a version of that at work.

2924
01:46:22,100 --> 01:46:22,700
I like this.

2925
01:46:22,700 --> 01:46:23,500
Wait, how does that?

2926
01:46:23,500 --> 01:46:23,900
What's that?

2927
01:46:23,900 --> 01:46:25,100
Punjabi death match?

2928
01:46:25,100 --> 01:46:26,500
Yeah, it's like who would win in a fight?

2929
01:46:26,500 --> 01:46:28,140
Who would win in a Punjabi death match?

2930
01:46:28,140 --> 01:46:29,020
Ross, Chandler, or Joey?

2931
01:46:29,020 --> 01:46:31,620
So that dates back to Batista.

2932
01:46:31,620 --> 01:46:33,260
This is WWE stuff.

2933
01:46:33,260 --> 01:46:37,340
Batista and this guy, the great Khali, who is from India,

2934
01:46:37,340 --> 01:46:40,460
they had a Punjabi death match.

2935
01:46:40,460 --> 01:46:43,300
That was a real thing on WWE.

2936
01:46:43,300 --> 01:46:45,260
Yeah, it happened on WWE.

2937
01:46:45,260 --> 01:46:47,180
At the time it was in the 80s?

2938
01:46:47,180 --> 01:46:52,980
No, no, no, this was 2007 or 2008.

2939
01:46:52,980 --> 01:46:54,620
Oh, god, this is the more modern movie.

2940
01:46:54,620 --> 01:46:56,380
OK, so WWE, I got it.

2941
01:46:56,380 --> 01:46:59,020
Yeah, yeah, so that's where that came from.

2942
01:46:59,020 --> 01:47:01,340
But a real Punjabi death match.

2943
01:47:01,340 --> 01:47:04,020
No, no, that was non-existent.

2944
01:47:04,020 --> 01:47:05,780
Oh, that wasn't a real thing.

2945
01:47:05,780 --> 01:47:07,660
What's a Punjabi?

2946
01:47:07,660 --> 01:47:10,500
I think this movie was set right around that time

2947
01:47:10,500 --> 01:47:11,220
when that happened.

2948
01:47:11,220 --> 01:47:12,740
But I do think it's a funny way.

2949
01:47:12,740 --> 01:47:15,940
And now I've been like, who would win in a fight

2950
01:47:15,940 --> 01:47:21,860
is a more fun fuck, marry, kill, or an alternate to that.

2951
01:47:21,860 --> 01:47:24,860
Everyone thinks Joey, right?

2952
01:47:24,860 --> 01:47:25,660
Oh, fuck?

2953
01:47:25,660 --> 01:47:26,180
No, no.

2954
01:47:26,180 --> 01:47:27,220
What?

2955
01:47:27,220 --> 01:47:28,020
Oh.

2956
01:47:28,020 --> 01:47:29,980
The Punjabi death match.

2957
01:47:29,980 --> 01:47:32,540
Oh, uh.

2958
01:47:32,540 --> 01:47:34,220
How do you do your Punjabi death match?

2959
01:47:34,220 --> 01:47:34,700
Wait.

2960
01:47:34,700 --> 01:47:35,180
Sorry.

2961
01:47:35,180 --> 01:47:37,100
Now I guess we all know who Andy likes.

2962
01:47:37,100 --> 01:47:42,540
Oh, fuck, marry, kill.

2963
01:47:42,540 --> 01:47:44,660
Trish, Imo, Shelly, and Penny.

2964
01:47:49,460 --> 01:47:50,780
New Trish.

2965
01:47:50,780 --> 01:47:55,820
New Trish with the option of a three-way with old Trish.

2966
01:47:55,820 --> 01:47:56,940
Yeah.

2967
01:47:56,940 --> 01:47:58,340
Penny.

2968
01:47:58,340 --> 01:48:00,060
No, but if you kill.

2969
01:48:00,060 --> 01:48:03,500
No, no, no, but if you decide you have to kill,

2970
01:48:03,500 --> 01:48:04,420
that's the rule.

2971
01:48:04,420 --> 01:48:05,220
Both Trish's.

2972
01:48:05,220 --> 01:48:06,700
Both Trish's adds a to it.

2973
01:48:06,700 --> 01:48:09,380
If you kill Trish, then you're killing both Trish's.

2974
01:48:09,380 --> 01:48:10,300
What?

2975
01:48:10,300 --> 01:48:12,260
And if you're fucking Trish, you're fucking both Trish's.

2976
01:48:12,260 --> 01:48:15,860
So you get old Trish to start.

2977
01:48:15,860 --> 01:48:18,540
And then at any point, you want, what are we doing?

2978
01:48:18,540 --> 01:48:20,140
I'm trying to do a simple fuck, marry, kill.

2979
01:48:20,140 --> 01:48:20,620
Nobody can do it.

2980
01:48:20,620 --> 01:48:23,740
We're too many white men talking about how to distribute

2981
01:48:23,740 --> 01:48:25,820
women amongst ourselves.

2982
01:48:25,820 --> 01:48:27,220
Let's not play fuck, marry, kill.

2983
01:48:27,220 --> 01:48:29,780
We've made it to 101 tangents in under two hours.

2984
01:48:29,780 --> 01:48:30,460
Under two hours.

2985
01:48:30,460 --> 01:48:31,100
Broke the record.

2986
01:48:31,100 --> 01:48:33,740
We're setting a record.

2987
01:48:33,740 --> 01:48:38,260
I do look, but I do think having a, that's fun.

2988
01:48:38,260 --> 01:48:42,180
I just see a chick spreading her pussy in front of Andy.

2989
01:48:42,180 --> 01:48:44,260
And he's like, hey, what are your thoughts on the movie

2990
01:48:44,260 --> 01:48:45,100
Butterfly Effect?

2991
01:48:48,380 --> 01:48:51,020
She's just slapping, she's batting her shit around.

2992
01:48:51,020 --> 01:48:52,180
Well, I thought it was good.

2993
01:48:52,180 --> 01:48:53,740
I don't like the sequel that much.

2994
01:48:57,140 --> 01:49:01,380
She's like a butterfly, right?

2995
01:49:01,380 --> 01:49:04,740
She's using the pussy lips to respond.

2996
01:49:04,740 --> 01:49:07,020
And she's saying, I like the device

2997
01:49:07,020 --> 01:49:09,060
where they use the photos.

2998
01:49:09,060 --> 01:49:11,140
Are you saying like she's doing Morse code

2999
01:49:11,140 --> 01:49:12,580
with her pussy lips?

3000
01:49:12,580 --> 01:49:13,260
Is that what you're saying?

3001
01:49:13,260 --> 01:49:14,980
I'm talking about an alternative version

3002
01:49:14,980 --> 01:49:16,540
of Ace Ventura's butthole trick.

3003
01:49:16,540 --> 01:49:17,060
Wow.

3004
01:49:17,060 --> 01:49:17,940
That'd be impressive.

3005
01:49:17,940 --> 01:49:23,020
All right.

3006
01:49:23,020 --> 01:49:25,260
Back to the movie before we get more trouble.

3007
01:49:25,260 --> 01:49:26,260
Our episode gets an X-ray.

3008
01:49:26,260 --> 01:49:28,780
What are we doing?

3009
01:49:28,780 --> 01:49:32,620
SLC Punk and Andy get off to go to a strip club.

3010
01:49:32,620 --> 01:49:37,100
And Andy sees the inside of the universe.

3011
01:49:37,100 --> 01:49:38,780
Andy meets God.

3012
01:49:38,780 --> 01:49:40,460
Well, if we ever choose showgirls,

3013
01:49:40,460 --> 01:49:43,540
we're going to have to go back and do more research.

3014
01:49:43,540 --> 01:49:46,940
And we'll definitely bring Brendan this time.

3015
01:49:46,940 --> 01:49:48,620
Because you didn't get to go last time.

3016
01:49:48,620 --> 01:49:50,620
You didn't get to go last night.

3017
01:49:50,620 --> 01:49:52,980
So Brendan, you know what movie to choose now?

3018
01:49:52,980 --> 01:49:54,540
Because Andy's dying to go back.

3019
01:49:54,540 --> 01:49:55,340
Oh, man.

3020
01:49:55,340 --> 01:49:56,700
Tell his wife I have to go.

3021
01:49:56,700 --> 01:49:57,580
It's research.

3022
01:49:57,580 --> 01:49:58,180
Wait, wait, wait.

3023
01:49:58,180 --> 01:50:00,300
We're not there yet.

3024
01:50:00,300 --> 01:50:03,380
And we will not force Brendan to go to strip club.

3025
01:50:03,380 --> 01:50:03,900
Right.

3026
01:50:03,900 --> 01:50:05,940
Wink, wink.

3027
01:50:05,940 --> 01:50:07,420
No, we were totally kidding.

3028
01:50:07,420 --> 01:50:10,340
There's a line where the Norwegian death metal

3029
01:50:10,340 --> 01:50:13,820
guy, Shelly, she's like, thank God you're here.

3030
01:50:13,820 --> 01:50:15,420
There's no God, Shelly.

3031
01:50:15,420 --> 01:50:19,140
I was like, his anti-God thing was so fucking funny

3032
01:50:19,140 --> 01:50:19,860
throughout this.

3033
01:50:19,860 --> 01:50:21,740
Every time he had an opportunity,

3034
01:50:21,740 --> 01:50:24,380
anytime someone even slightly religious,

3035
01:50:24,380 --> 01:50:26,420
he was just on them immediately.

3036
01:50:26,420 --> 01:50:28,820
I feel like that would be me if I lived in Salt Lake, where

3037
01:50:28,820 --> 01:50:30,740
you're around that religious town.

3038
01:50:30,740 --> 01:50:31,260
Yeah.

3039
01:50:31,260 --> 01:50:33,060
It's like annoying.

3040
01:50:33,060 --> 01:50:36,540
I don't agree with where they just let Ross climb on the stage

3041
01:50:36,540 --> 01:50:38,540
and just take the mic away from the guy

3042
01:50:38,540 --> 01:50:40,460
and just start talking.

3043
01:50:40,460 --> 01:50:42,180
He would have got hit long before all that.

3044
01:50:42,180 --> 01:50:44,180
Yeah, he would have started getting pushed away.

3045
01:50:44,180 --> 01:50:44,740
For sure.

3046
01:50:44,740 --> 01:50:47,180
I don't even let people come near me when I'm on stage.

3047
01:50:47,180 --> 01:50:48,340
Like, get the fuck back.

3048
01:50:48,340 --> 01:50:49,260
I'm going to kick you.

3049
01:50:49,260 --> 01:50:51,100
I'm going to kick you if you get another foot closer.

3050
01:50:51,100 --> 01:50:53,580
I think Machine Gun Kelly spit on himself.

3051
01:50:53,580 --> 01:50:56,980
At one point after him and the girl have a fight,

3052
01:50:56,980 --> 01:50:58,980
she calls him Stretch outside their car

3053
01:50:58,980 --> 01:51:01,300
or whatever before homeboy comes in and fixes it

3054
01:51:01,300 --> 01:51:02,500
with a couple of taps, which I thought

3055
01:51:02,500 --> 01:51:03,700
was a fun little thing.

3056
01:51:03,700 --> 01:51:04,860
You can shit on that as you want.

3057
01:51:04,860 --> 01:51:05,820
It's not realistic.

3058
01:51:05,820 --> 01:51:08,060
But I thought it was a funny little like, he just came

3059
01:51:08,060 --> 01:51:11,140
and he just went, let's go.

3060
01:51:11,140 --> 01:51:14,660
But when Machine Gun Kelly, when Crash steps up,

3061
01:51:14,660 --> 01:51:17,660
he spits and the spit just wind and everything.

3062
01:51:17,660 --> 01:51:18,340
He just cuts.

3063
01:51:18,340 --> 01:51:19,700
He spit on his belly, right?

3064
01:51:19,700 --> 01:51:22,300
Like, we didn't see it because of the camera.

3065
01:51:22,300 --> 01:51:25,460
But I'm just saying, it's a goop.

3066
01:51:25,460 --> 01:51:31,740
And then the smoke break with heroin bomb was fucking awesome.

3067
01:51:31,740 --> 01:51:33,340
Oh, that's why I wrote that note.

3068
01:51:33,340 --> 01:51:34,820
I was like, why did I write smoke break?

3069
01:51:34,820 --> 01:51:36,940
Did I go take a smoke break?

3070
01:51:36,940 --> 01:51:39,300
You should have a fucking smoke break, don't you think?

3071
01:51:39,300 --> 01:51:43,500
And just so I can take the hit, just good.

3072
01:51:43,500 --> 01:51:44,020
Oh, yeah.

3073
01:51:44,020 --> 01:51:45,540
I totally thought I'd missed up there.

3074
01:51:45,540 --> 01:51:48,540
I was like, is he just smoking on stream?

3075
01:51:48,540 --> 01:51:49,780
He's just staring at me.

3076
01:51:49,780 --> 01:51:50,860
I'm staring at him.

3077
01:51:50,860 --> 01:51:52,540
I was like, I'm not even high for this.

3078
01:51:52,540 --> 01:51:54,420
You're having a pleasant little moment

3079
01:51:54,420 --> 01:51:55,460
where you're like, wait a minute.

3080
01:51:55,460 --> 01:51:56,700
And he's like, let's continue.

3081
01:51:56,700 --> 01:51:58,300
And I'm like, what did I miss?

3082
01:51:58,300 --> 01:51:59,620
He's like, hey, Zach, you back?

3083
01:51:59,620 --> 01:52:00,260
All right, cool.

3084
01:52:00,260 --> 01:52:00,900
Let's continue.

3085
01:52:00,900 --> 01:52:07,340
And then there was, oh, god, then we

3086
01:52:07,340 --> 01:52:12,100
have one of the hardest hitting scenes of the whole movie,

3087
01:52:12,100 --> 01:52:16,460
which was the girl at her dad's gas station

3088
01:52:16,460 --> 01:52:18,460
and punches her in the fucking face.

3089
01:52:18,460 --> 01:52:19,620
And she's like, fuck you.

3090
01:52:19,620 --> 01:52:20,620
And she breaks his car.

3091
01:52:20,620 --> 01:52:21,900
And then when she's leaving, you can

3092
01:52:21,900 --> 01:52:24,820
jerk yourself off from now on, which implies that he

3093
01:52:24,820 --> 01:52:27,260
was making her do it to him.

3094
01:52:27,260 --> 01:52:27,700
Right?

3095
01:52:27,700 --> 01:52:28,740
Is that what we're getting?

3096
01:52:28,740 --> 01:52:30,300
Yeah, very dark scene.

3097
01:52:30,300 --> 01:52:31,340
It weren't too specific.

3098
01:52:31,340 --> 01:52:33,220
Like, did he make her do it yesterday?

3099
01:52:33,220 --> 01:52:34,100
Like, I don't know.

3100
01:52:34,100 --> 01:52:35,460
I don't know where it was going, but I

3101
01:52:35,460 --> 01:52:36,980
was assuming he was molesting her.

3102
01:52:36,980 --> 01:52:38,340
Yeah, that's what it sounded like.

3103
01:52:38,340 --> 01:52:40,340
Which in my record book, that would

3104
01:52:40,340 --> 01:52:44,020
mean that Austin picked two movies with pedophiles in them,

3105
01:52:44,020 --> 01:52:45,380
back to back.

3106
01:52:45,380 --> 01:52:49,140
So like, Andy picks one where it's implied mentally

3107
01:52:49,140 --> 01:52:50,660
that maybe there's something going on.

3108
01:52:50,660 --> 01:52:54,740
But then Austin picks one where a bunch of pedophiles exist.

3109
01:52:54,740 --> 01:52:56,620
I can't believe you still haven't brought up Six Feet

3110
01:52:56,620 --> 01:52:58,540
Under rehashed.

3111
01:52:58,540 --> 01:52:59,340
Or show, go watch it.

3112
01:52:59,340 --> 01:53:00,140
You'll love it.

3113
01:53:00,140 --> 01:53:03,020
A lot of pedophiles.

3114
01:53:03,020 --> 01:53:04,260
This is Austin's rewatch.

3115
01:53:04,260 --> 01:53:06,540
He wants to rewatch, rehash.

3116
01:53:06,540 --> 01:53:08,580
And so just keep that in mind.

3117
01:53:08,580 --> 01:53:10,300
Zach, did you have a point to make on that?

3118
01:53:10,300 --> 01:53:11,420
Also, recreational recommendation

3119
01:53:11,420 --> 01:53:13,540
out of every Predator Catcher show ever.

3120
01:53:13,540 --> 01:53:18,020
Yeah, your recommendation is going to be Cuties on Netflix.

3121
01:53:18,020 --> 01:53:19,660
I didn't think it was so realistic.

3122
01:53:19,660 --> 01:53:23,140
Like, if that was truly happening and people

3123
01:53:23,140 --> 01:53:25,900
could discover it, she wouldn't be smiling

3124
01:53:25,900 --> 01:53:29,020
like that 30 minutes down the road.

3125
01:53:29,020 --> 01:53:29,520
Who?

3126
01:53:29,520 --> 01:53:30,180
The girl?

3127
01:53:30,180 --> 01:53:31,180
Yeah, she was truly like.

3128
01:53:31,180 --> 01:53:32,900
Well, I think she was pretty devastated.

3129
01:53:32,900 --> 01:53:35,900
And I think it took her friend some, you know,

3130
01:53:35,900 --> 01:53:39,020
like giving her a handful of shrooms.

3131
01:53:39,020 --> 01:53:39,700
Yeah.

3132
01:53:39,700 --> 01:53:41,940
Yeah, he's like, I think I'm falling for you.

3133
01:53:41,940 --> 01:53:43,220
And she's like, fuck you.

3134
01:53:43,220 --> 01:53:43,860
Yeah, fuck you.

3135
01:53:43,860 --> 01:53:44,740
I think I love you.

3136
01:53:44,740 --> 01:53:45,260
Fuck you.

3137
01:53:45,260 --> 01:53:48,020
But then I do like that moment at the club

3138
01:53:48,020 --> 01:53:51,820
when they're having a moment and they're vibing.

3139
01:53:51,820 --> 01:53:55,740
She's like, you're not a one night stand, dude.

3140
01:53:55,740 --> 01:53:59,660
Like, you're like falling in love with material.

3141
01:53:59,660 --> 01:54:01,220
And I'm not ready for that right now.

3142
01:54:01,220 --> 01:54:03,700
That's a mature ass response to have somebody.

3143
01:54:03,700 --> 01:54:04,820
And then they make out.

3144
01:54:04,820 --> 01:54:06,780
Well, then they make out because you're young.

3145
01:54:06,780 --> 01:54:08,820
And hormones rule everything.

3146
01:54:08,820 --> 01:54:11,580
So yeah, the Joy Division scene is cool.

3147
01:54:11,580 --> 01:54:16,740
And I like the breakdown of all the different punks, punk

3148
01:54:16,740 --> 01:54:19,740
genres, like you mentioned, where you just get like,

3149
01:54:19,740 --> 01:54:23,700
there's this punk, this punk, creep punk, unicorn punk,

3150
01:54:23,700 --> 01:54:24,260
whatever.

3151
01:54:24,260 --> 01:54:26,020
And I'm just like, I'm like, cool.

3152
01:54:26,020 --> 01:54:27,180
There's so many fucking punks.

3153
01:54:27,180 --> 01:54:27,980
I love it.

3154
01:54:27,980 --> 01:54:34,300
I would want another SLC punk in the future covering even more

3155
01:54:34,300 --> 01:54:38,020
with the influence of hip hop being so prevalent inside

3156
01:54:38,020 --> 01:54:39,100
the rock scene now.

3157
01:54:39,100 --> 01:54:42,980
Like, why not get that next step where we get an SLC punk

3158
01:54:42,980 --> 01:54:44,660
following the black punk community

3159
01:54:44,660 --> 01:54:46,740
and we get more hip hop culture influence?

3160
01:54:46,740 --> 01:54:48,460
Because like, you could totally do that.

3161
01:54:48,460 --> 01:54:49,020
They're out there.

3162
01:54:49,020 --> 01:54:49,580
They exist.

3163
01:54:49,580 --> 01:54:52,760
We see this when they're getting represented in that collage.

3164
01:54:52,760 --> 01:54:55,100
I think we could get a different spin or Latino.

3165
01:54:55,100 --> 01:54:55,940
We don't know.

3166
01:54:55,940 --> 01:54:57,860
But like they even said, there's Latino punk.

3167
01:54:57,860 --> 01:54:59,100
There's black punk, right?

3168
01:54:59,100 --> 01:54:59,660
Give us that.

3169
01:54:59,660 --> 01:55:02,700
Give us like a multicultural spin on what we've been shown

3170
01:55:02,700 --> 01:55:05,300
because all it's been is just like white goth dandies

3171
01:55:05,300 --> 01:55:09,740
or white punks being going to law school and shit.

3172
01:55:09,740 --> 01:55:10,620
I know it's suburban.

3173
01:55:10,620 --> 01:55:11,620
I know it's middle class.

3174
01:55:11,620 --> 01:55:12,660
So you said SLC punk.

3175
01:55:12,660 --> 01:55:14,300
You want Hawaiian Gardens punk.

3176
01:55:14,300 --> 01:55:15,740
No, I want SLC punk.

3177
01:55:15,740 --> 01:55:17,780
Well, but I want the Hawaiian Gardens.

3178
01:55:17,780 --> 01:55:19,900
Where's Hawaiian Gardens?

3179
01:55:19,900 --> 01:55:23,180
It's an LA area.

3180
01:55:23,180 --> 01:55:26,340
Is it mentioned in Tupac's California?

3181
01:55:26,340 --> 01:55:29,140
Then I would not at all think that it's popular.

3182
01:55:29,140 --> 01:55:31,820
Hawaiian Gardens is a riverside area.

3183
01:55:31,820 --> 01:55:32,420
How about Compton?

3184
01:55:32,420 --> 01:55:33,540
It's a mixed area in riverside.

3185
01:55:33,540 --> 01:55:34,500
Compton's a good better.

3186
01:55:34,500 --> 01:55:36,220
Yeah, Compton punk.

3187
01:55:36,220 --> 01:55:38,180
Compton punk.

3188
01:55:38,180 --> 01:55:39,300
But I like that idea.

3189
01:55:39,300 --> 01:55:41,620
And also, it doesn't have to follow the Bob story

3190
01:55:41,620 --> 01:55:42,740
or the Ross story anymore.

3191
01:55:42,740 --> 01:55:45,660
You could have a whole new thing with all new characters.

3192
01:55:45,660 --> 01:55:47,540
You don't have to follow this thing anymore.

3193
01:55:47,540 --> 01:55:49,260
It could just be totally different.

3194
01:55:49,260 --> 01:55:53,820
Give us a mix of Friday and where we get some.

3195
01:55:53,820 --> 01:55:55,380
Because that's what this felt like.

3196
01:55:55,380 --> 01:55:57,700
The first movie felt a lot like a white Friday

3197
01:55:57,700 --> 01:55:58,860
in the punk world.

3198
01:55:58,860 --> 01:56:03,100
Because it was just two dudes hanging out, talking shit,

3199
01:56:03,100 --> 01:56:03,900
just having fun.

3200
01:56:03,900 --> 01:56:06,980
Now Friday, obviously, is a more straight comedy.

3201
01:56:06,980 --> 01:56:09,300
And there's no fourth wall breaking, really.

3202
01:56:09,300 --> 01:56:10,640
And there's a lot more of that.

3203
01:56:10,640 --> 01:56:13,180
But there's definitely vibes that go throughout it.

3204
01:56:13,180 --> 01:56:16,020
And the Friday movies, as they get,

3205
01:56:16,020 --> 01:56:18,300
they sort of cover more ground in the culture.

3206
01:56:18,300 --> 01:56:20,180
And I think that's what this did.

3207
01:56:20,180 --> 01:56:21,540
I want a third one.

3208
01:56:21,540 --> 01:56:26,580
I want a third, like a multicultural, SLC punk.

3209
01:56:26,580 --> 01:56:29,540
So punk is dead is the second one.

3210
01:56:29,540 --> 01:56:34,740
How about, I don't know, punk's not black and white.

3211
01:56:34,740 --> 01:56:36,580
Or I don't know, punk is changing.

3212
01:56:36,580 --> 01:56:41,020
Or color punk, I don't know.

3213
01:56:41,020 --> 01:56:42,300
Punk revived.

3214
01:56:42,300 --> 01:56:43,900
Punk revived, yeah.

3215
01:56:43,900 --> 01:56:45,100
Yeah.

3216
01:56:45,100 --> 01:56:45,740
You know what?

3217
01:56:45,740 --> 01:56:47,180
There's probably a cool punk saying

3218
01:56:47,180 --> 01:56:49,700
that we just don't know because none of us are really punks.

3219
01:56:49,700 --> 01:56:54,140
That would be like a cool, like long live the SLC punk fuck

3220
01:56:54,140 --> 01:56:54,900
you.

3221
01:56:54,900 --> 01:56:56,500
Long live the SLC.

3222
01:56:56,500 --> 01:56:58,380
Yeah, SLC punk fuck you would be great.

3223
01:56:58,380 --> 01:57:01,300
Because it would be for all the haters saying,

3224
01:57:01,300 --> 01:57:03,620
why is there a black cast instead of white ones?

3225
01:57:03,620 --> 01:57:05,740
It would literally just be because fuck you.

3226
01:57:05,740 --> 01:57:07,580
And then that would be the answer to it.

3227
01:57:07,580 --> 01:57:09,380
That's a fucking awesome name.

3228
01:57:09,380 --> 01:57:10,860
Jesus, do we?

3229
01:57:10,860 --> 01:57:12,660
Fried Rice podcast, if you're listening,

3230
01:57:12,660 --> 01:57:14,020
we have a lot of sequels to write.

3231
01:57:14,020 --> 01:57:15,660
We are so good at this.

3232
01:57:15,660 --> 01:57:19,060
I should start sending scripts out.

3233
01:57:19,060 --> 01:57:21,460
I originally gave this a C plus, the same score

3234
01:57:21,460 --> 01:57:24,540
that I gave the original.

3235
01:57:24,540 --> 01:57:27,380
But after thinking about it more and more,

3236
01:57:27,380 --> 01:57:31,740
I'm upgrading it to a B. So I don't know the pen.

3237
01:57:31,740 --> 01:57:32,780
Where's my pen?

3238
01:57:32,780 --> 01:57:33,260
There it is.

3239
01:57:33,260 --> 01:57:34,700
Oh, my pen's not good enough for you?

3240
01:57:34,700 --> 01:57:35,540
No, it doesn't work.

3241
01:57:35,540 --> 01:57:37,300
Try writing right now.

3242
01:57:37,300 --> 01:57:39,620
Click it and write anything.

3243
01:57:39,620 --> 01:57:41,300
Yeah, so your pen's not good enough.

3244
01:57:41,300 --> 01:57:42,180
I wasn't trying to say anything.

3245
01:57:42,180 --> 01:57:42,580
There it goes.

3246
01:57:42,580 --> 01:57:43,020
You just feel a little bit.

3247
01:57:43,020 --> 01:57:45,260
I didn't want to fucking destroy my notebook scratching

3248
01:57:45,260 --> 01:57:48,260
a thousand things trying to get it to work.

3249
01:57:48,260 --> 01:57:49,700
He says in my pen not good enough.

3250
01:57:49,700 --> 01:57:50,180
It wasn't.

3251
01:57:50,180 --> 01:57:50,740
I was taking note.

3252
01:57:50,740 --> 01:57:51,940
When I was being polite, I wasn't

3253
01:57:51,940 --> 01:57:53,060
going to fucking call him out.

3254
01:57:53,060 --> 01:57:55,420
A man's pen is his livelihood.

3255
01:57:55,420 --> 01:57:58,420
And if it doesn't work.

3256
01:57:58,420 --> 01:58:00,380
Put a little circle on it and a little smiley face.

3257
01:58:00,380 --> 01:58:00,900
Fuck you, Andy.

3258
01:58:00,900 --> 01:58:02,140
Looks like it's running out of ink.

3259
01:58:02,140 --> 01:58:04,900
I've got a nice Pilot G207, bitch.

3260
01:58:04,900 --> 01:58:08,260
This is as good as pens get for the modern man.

3261
01:58:08,260 --> 01:58:09,420
Sharpie gel pen.

3262
01:58:09,420 --> 01:58:11,140
Look.

3263
01:58:11,140 --> 01:58:13,500
Those are a little bit out of my price range, gentlemen.

3264
01:58:13,500 --> 01:58:15,540
This is four pack for like four bucks.

3265
01:58:15,540 --> 01:58:16,540
It's too much.

3266
01:58:16,540 --> 01:58:18,020
Last for like almost a year.

3267
01:58:18,020 --> 01:58:20,740
Three bucks.

3268
01:58:20,740 --> 01:58:21,380
I just give.

3269
01:58:24,180 --> 01:58:26,700
All they last me six months.

3270
01:58:26,700 --> 01:58:28,260
All my pens.

3271
01:58:28,260 --> 01:58:31,460
I just gather pens from whatever venues we perform at.

3272
01:58:31,460 --> 01:58:32,780
I just like, can I have a pen?

3273
01:58:32,780 --> 01:58:34,020
Is there a pen I could have?

3274
01:58:34,020 --> 01:58:37,460
Everywhere we go, I have a heat pen, heat hotel.

3275
01:58:37,460 --> 01:58:38,940
I have glitch pens.

3276
01:58:38,940 --> 01:58:40,660
I have lighthouse lounge pens.

3277
01:58:40,660 --> 01:58:43,100
Look, I actually.

3278
01:58:43,100 --> 01:58:47,140
Look, there's girl math and then there's Andy math.

3279
01:58:47,140 --> 01:58:49,900
Two for three is a better deal than four for four, by the way.

3280
01:58:49,900 --> 01:58:55,620
So I still, I always buy more Pilot pens for no reason.

3281
01:58:55,620 --> 01:58:57,220
Because two for three is a good deal.

3282
01:59:02,060 --> 01:59:04,380
Shit load of pens that I don't need.

3283
01:59:04,380 --> 01:59:06,220
For those blue ones, I'd have 24, 5 bucks.

3284
01:59:06,220 --> 01:59:07,540
I feel like you need to give them the reveal you gave me

3285
01:59:07,540 --> 01:59:08,980
on Monday.

3286
01:59:08,980 --> 01:59:09,540
What's that?

3287
01:59:09,540 --> 01:59:10,620
Oh, no.

3288
01:59:10,620 --> 01:59:11,860
Is that it?

3289
01:59:11,860 --> 01:59:12,740
What's this one?

3290
01:59:12,740 --> 01:59:14,260
What is this?

3291
01:59:14,260 --> 01:59:14,820
I can't.

3292
01:59:14,820 --> 01:59:16,140
Are these Planet Fitness pens?

3293
01:59:16,140 --> 01:59:17,020
Those are Planet Fitness pens.

3294
01:59:17,020 --> 01:59:17,540
Yeah.

3295
01:59:17,540 --> 01:59:18,060
I was stealing them.

3296
01:59:18,060 --> 01:59:19,220
Is that a Planet Fitness pen?

3297
01:59:19,220 --> 01:59:19,700
It was.

3298
01:59:19,700 --> 01:59:21,100
You signed up just for the pen?

3299
01:59:25,020 --> 01:59:28,460
It's just $800 pen.

3300
01:59:28,460 --> 01:59:30,980
Right in you son of a bitch.

3301
01:59:30,980 --> 01:59:31,620
I don't want to.

3302
01:59:35,940 --> 01:59:39,020
Just for that cup from Fender's resort.

3303
01:59:39,020 --> 01:59:42,660
You know what's funny is that I got Ryan's gift bag

3304
01:59:42,660 --> 01:59:44,100
because he left it there.

3305
01:59:44,100 --> 01:59:45,580
And I just took all the weed out.

3306
01:59:45,580 --> 01:59:50,500
And then I took everything except for the mug.

3307
01:59:50,500 --> 01:59:52,260
And I brought him the mug and gave it to him

3308
01:59:52,260 --> 01:59:54,700
like it was a gift on his own podcast.

3309
01:59:54,700 --> 01:59:56,180
Oh, that's funny.

3310
01:59:56,180 --> 01:59:57,220
I understand, Mark.

3311
01:59:57,220 --> 02:00:00,100
Two for three now because you can use them for a seat.

3312
02:00:00,100 --> 02:00:02,740
I just sat on my pen after talking so much shit

3313
02:00:02,740 --> 02:00:05,300
about how good it is or talking so much goodness.

3314
02:00:05,300 --> 02:00:07,420
I give it a B. Solid.

3315
02:00:07,420 --> 02:00:08,900
I liked it better than the first one.

3316
02:00:08,900 --> 02:00:12,620
I just thought it was more of a movie.

3317
02:00:12,620 --> 02:00:14,060
And I enjoyed the acting.

3318
02:00:14,060 --> 02:00:16,940
And I liked that kid.

3319
02:00:16,940 --> 02:00:18,860
He's like somebody now.

3320
02:00:18,860 --> 02:00:20,860
He does things on other movies.

3321
02:00:20,860 --> 02:00:22,300
He has a show.

3322
02:00:22,300 --> 02:00:24,340
God, I wish I had this information, Mark.

3323
02:00:24,340 --> 02:00:26,700
One of the problems I had with this is probably watching it

3324
02:00:26,700 --> 02:00:27,940
back to back.

3325
02:00:27,940 --> 02:00:31,420
By the end of the second one, I was like, Jesus Christ.

3326
02:00:31,420 --> 02:00:34,020
I watched it.

3327
02:00:34,020 --> 02:00:35,100
Yeah.

3328
02:00:35,100 --> 02:00:43,140
So I rated it two expired hair dyes, which would be like a F.

3329
02:00:43,140 --> 02:00:44,340
It's not a good movie.

3330
02:00:44,340 --> 02:00:48,220
It's just a try hard movie.

3331
02:00:48,220 --> 02:00:48,940
All right.

3332
02:00:48,940 --> 02:00:50,300
Brandon?

3333
02:00:50,300 --> 02:00:52,700
Yeah, I definitely felt like this was more of a fan service

3334
02:00:52,700 --> 02:00:53,300
movie.

3335
02:00:53,300 --> 02:00:55,580
And it feels that way, especially

3336
02:00:55,580 --> 02:00:57,820
the reprising of roles and things like that,

3337
02:00:57,820 --> 02:01:00,540
kind of showing what happened with those characters, which

3338
02:01:00,540 --> 02:01:04,660
were my favorite scenes, the scenes with the original cast.

3339
02:01:04,660 --> 02:01:06,700
I'd probably give it a solid C minus.

3340
02:01:06,700 --> 02:01:08,820
C minus, OK, respectable.

3341
02:01:08,820 --> 02:01:11,460
F was hard.

3342
02:01:11,460 --> 02:01:13,740
Austin, this is your pick.

3343
02:01:13,740 --> 02:01:14,700
Yeah, no.

3344
02:01:14,700 --> 02:01:15,700
The first one was-

3345
02:01:15,700 --> 02:01:17,140
You kick started this.

3346
02:01:17,140 --> 02:01:17,940
Yeah.

3347
02:01:17,940 --> 02:01:19,300
You're a producer of this movie.

3348
02:01:19,300 --> 02:01:20,100
I want my money back.

3349
02:01:20,100 --> 02:01:21,980
No, I'm just kidding.

3350
02:01:21,980 --> 02:01:23,340
No, no, no.

3351
02:01:23,340 --> 02:01:24,740
It wasn't that bad.

3352
02:01:24,740 --> 02:01:27,260
It's just watching it back to back to the first one

3353
02:01:27,260 --> 02:01:30,340
was the main problem.

3354
02:01:30,340 --> 02:01:33,140
You know, it didn't hit as hard as the first one.

3355
02:01:33,140 --> 02:01:36,700
But I'm not giving it a bad grade.

3356
02:01:36,700 --> 02:01:43,220
I'm just going to go D or three dad hand jobs, I guess.

3357
02:01:46,580 --> 02:01:50,980
That's a rough grading system you had there.

3358
02:01:50,980 --> 02:01:52,500
But no, no, no, listen.

3359
02:01:52,500 --> 02:01:55,860
I know that's why you picked the movie, Austin.

3360
02:01:55,860 --> 02:01:57,380
Oh, yeah.

3361
02:01:57,380 --> 02:01:58,860
We know why you picked them.

3362
02:01:58,860 --> 02:02:01,980
So next week, we're doing cuties, you guys.

3363
02:02:01,980 --> 02:02:02,700
Yeah.

3364
02:02:02,700 --> 02:02:03,660
We should do it.

3365
02:02:03,660 --> 02:02:05,900
We had to watch this fucking-

3366
02:02:05,900 --> 02:02:08,220
Oh, god.

3367
02:02:08,220 --> 02:02:10,140
Nope.

3368
02:02:10,140 --> 02:02:10,820
No.

3369
02:02:10,820 --> 02:02:12,740
It was a movie that got-

3370
02:02:12,740 --> 02:02:15,420
like, everyone wanted them to take it off of Netflix.

3371
02:02:15,420 --> 02:02:15,820
I think they did.

3372
02:02:15,820 --> 02:02:18,100
It was a movie from France, and they did.

3373
02:02:18,100 --> 02:02:20,500
Because it featured a bunch of little girls

3374
02:02:20,500 --> 02:02:22,020
dancing very provocatively.

3375
02:02:22,020 --> 02:02:26,340
I think it was like, have you ever seen Dance Moms?

3376
02:02:26,340 --> 02:02:28,940
It was like a Dance Moms without the Angry Moms.

3377
02:02:28,940 --> 02:02:31,780
It was just a lot of dance.

3378
02:02:31,780 --> 02:02:34,860
And people, I think they thought it was out of the narrative.

3379
02:02:34,860 --> 02:02:36,220
It was a reality show.

3380
02:02:36,220 --> 02:02:36,820
No.

3381
02:02:36,820 --> 02:02:37,980
No, I just saw it.

3382
02:02:37,980 --> 02:02:40,660
So many fucking YouTube people talked about it.

3383
02:02:40,660 --> 02:02:41,660
When that thing came out-

3384
02:02:41,660 --> 02:02:44,980
Which I thought that would be so funny.

3385
02:02:44,980 --> 02:02:47,780
If anyone gives it anything higher than a W,

3386
02:02:47,780 --> 02:02:49,260
you're a pedophile.

3387
02:02:49,260 --> 02:02:51,500
If you like it, if there's anything redeeming about it,

3388
02:02:51,500 --> 02:02:53,420
you're a fucking pedophile.

3389
02:02:53,420 --> 02:02:54,660
Yeah, it's the worst movie.

3390
02:02:54,660 --> 02:02:57,460
That's one of the worst.

3391
02:02:57,460 --> 02:03:01,660
Yeah, so Zach, what'd you get this one?

3392
02:03:01,660 --> 02:03:03,220
Overall, it was an enjoyable movie.

3393
02:03:03,220 --> 02:03:04,980
I don't think it was terrible or anything.

3394
02:03:04,980 --> 02:03:08,460
It had an actual clear storyline.

3395
02:03:08,460 --> 02:03:11,980
You could follow through even if you didn't see the first one.

3396
02:03:11,980 --> 02:03:12,500
I liked it.

3397
02:03:12,500 --> 02:03:13,020
I enjoyed it.

3398
02:03:13,020 --> 02:03:14,780
I would give it a C.

3399
02:03:14,780 --> 02:03:16,940
All right, now what do you think of SLC Punk?

3400
02:03:16,940 --> 02:03:17,740
That was for cuties.

3401
02:03:21,740 --> 02:03:24,220
Wow.

3402
02:03:24,220 --> 02:03:28,900
So I'm just kidding.

3403
02:03:28,900 --> 02:03:29,780
That was a good one.

3404
02:03:29,780 --> 02:03:31,860
Thanks.

3405
02:03:31,860 --> 02:03:34,500
We know cuties is on the mind after talking about strip clubs

3406
02:03:34,500 --> 02:03:36,740
all day for Andy over here.

3407
02:03:36,740 --> 02:03:39,020
OK.

3408
02:03:39,020 --> 02:03:40,460
OK, listen, I wasn't even-

3409
02:03:40,460 --> 02:03:44,140
He loves women dancing, apparently.

3410
02:03:44,140 --> 02:03:46,460
Well, I liked women dancing, yes.

3411
02:03:46,460 --> 02:03:47,140
That was great.

3412
02:03:47,140 --> 02:03:48,300
I liked women dancing.

3413
02:03:48,300 --> 02:03:50,020
Austin's the one with the- what are we doing?

3414
02:03:50,020 --> 02:03:51,500
Why are we always pointing fingers?

3415
02:03:51,500 --> 02:03:52,020
Who's a pedophile?

3416
02:03:52,020 --> 02:03:52,940
Who's not?

3417
02:03:52,940 --> 02:03:54,740
Like, what a hurtful name for-

3418
02:03:54,740 --> 02:03:56,020
Please stop.

3419
02:03:56,020 --> 02:03:57,620
Please stop.

3420
02:03:57,620 --> 02:03:59,820
I don't want this podcast to get big,

3421
02:03:59,820 --> 02:04:01,820
and then everyone in the comments section

3422
02:04:01,820 --> 02:04:03,420
is calling me a pedophile.

3423
02:04:03,420 --> 02:04:04,420
I'm not.

3424
02:04:04,420 --> 02:04:06,540
I'm not.

3425
02:04:06,540 --> 02:04:08,260
None of us are.

3426
02:04:08,260 --> 02:04:11,980
But sometimes there are movie choices, and that's what sucks.

3427
02:04:11,980 --> 02:04:14,940
Now, this is what's the most important thing.

3428
02:04:14,940 --> 02:04:17,940
I went to a strip club yesterday with grown adult women.

3429
02:04:17,940 --> 02:04:18,700
I liked it.

3430
02:04:18,700 --> 02:04:19,540
I know.

3431
02:04:19,540 --> 02:04:22,620
They liked Andy Moore, but I liked being there.

3432
02:04:22,620 --> 02:04:27,220
I saw the inside of the universe.

3433
02:04:27,220 --> 02:04:32,140
So 42 is also the age of all the strippers, by the way.

3434
02:04:32,140 --> 02:04:34,700
Yeah, I like girls now.

3435
02:04:34,700 --> 02:04:37,060
I like girls now.

3436
02:04:37,060 --> 02:04:40,100
So I thought you meant like you were gay before,

3437
02:04:40,100 --> 02:04:42,460
and now you're into women, but you may be a girl now.

3438
02:04:42,460 --> 02:04:43,340
Now I'm a gay pedophile.

3439
02:04:43,340 --> 02:04:44,340
Now everyone in the comments is going

3440
02:04:44,340 --> 02:04:47,300
to call me a gay pedophile, too.

3441
02:04:47,300 --> 02:04:49,260
All right, now this is what's important.

3442
02:04:49,260 --> 02:04:53,100
For the rest of the year after this week,

3443
02:04:53,100 --> 02:04:56,140
we have a scheduled out amount of movies

3444
02:04:56,140 --> 02:04:58,740
that we are going to be reviewing.

3445
02:04:58,740 --> 02:05:02,860
But the final movie that's an organic choice

3446
02:05:02,860 --> 02:05:07,540
from one of our members is right now, and he chooses

3447
02:05:07,540 --> 02:05:09,820
the last movie of the year.

3448
02:05:09,820 --> 02:05:11,900
Anytime we do a regular movie in the future

3449
02:05:11,900 --> 02:05:14,260
is going to be like a predetermined rice ball,

3450
02:05:14,260 --> 02:05:15,380
or if anything.

3451
02:05:15,380 --> 02:05:15,980
Yeah, all the time.

3452
02:05:15,980 --> 02:05:17,300
Because hey, hey, we sick of all the Halloween.

3453
02:05:17,300 --> 02:05:18,220
Here's a normal movie.

3454
02:05:18,220 --> 02:05:25,220
Until January 2025, which is crazy to say.

3455
02:05:25,220 --> 02:05:26,460
But yeah, it's going to be Halloween.

3456
02:05:26,460 --> 02:05:27,260
It's going to be Christmas.

3457
02:05:27,260 --> 02:05:29,180
It's going to be a lot of specials coming up.

3458
02:05:29,180 --> 02:05:33,260
Always catch us on rehash if you want just some regular old us.

3459
02:05:33,260 --> 02:05:37,940
But yeah, so just keep an eye out on that when those come out.

3460
02:05:37,940 --> 02:05:41,140
And yeah, so Brendan.

3461
02:05:41,140 --> 02:05:45,140
So the movie I chose from 1994.

3462
02:05:45,140 --> 02:05:45,940
No escape.

3463
02:05:45,940 --> 02:05:48,020
We already did it, but I'll do it again.

3464
02:05:48,020 --> 02:05:50,260
It's a movie I enjoyed in my childhood.

3465
02:05:50,260 --> 02:05:51,260
Double Dragon.

3466
02:05:51,260 --> 02:05:54,060
Oh, fuck, yeah.

3467
02:05:54,060 --> 02:05:55,860
I'm so happy about that.

3468
02:05:55,860 --> 02:06:00,260
That's a shitty fucking movie, but it's so good.

3469
02:06:00,260 --> 02:06:03,860
Double fucking Dragon, 1994.

3470
02:06:03,860 --> 02:06:04,660
Starring.

3471
02:06:04,660 --> 02:06:05,700
I saw something on TV.

3472
02:06:05,700 --> 02:06:07,620
I was really hoping you would say.

3473
02:06:07,620 --> 02:06:08,500
What's that?

3474
02:06:08,500 --> 02:06:10,180
James Sienepoel's reboot.

3475
02:06:10,180 --> 02:06:11,620
Thought about that.

3476
02:06:11,620 --> 02:06:13,820
I was like, I saw it yesterday.

3477
02:06:13,820 --> 02:06:15,700
And today, I was like, oh, hopefully

3478
02:06:15,700 --> 02:06:17,860
Brendan does that one.

3479
02:06:17,860 --> 02:06:21,460
That's a, I mean, I will say it's one of the reboots.

3480
02:06:21,460 --> 02:06:22,340
Have not seen it.

3481
02:06:22,340 --> 02:06:24,980
The reboot's great, enjoy.

3482
02:06:24,980 --> 02:06:26,180
And we'll just say who's in it.

3483
02:06:26,180 --> 02:06:27,380
It's Robert.

3484
02:06:27,380 --> 02:06:28,460
So it's Double Dragon.

3485
02:06:28,460 --> 02:06:30,940
Who here has seen it?

3486
02:06:30,940 --> 02:06:32,420
I have not.

3487
02:06:32,420 --> 02:06:35,980
I saw it 25 years ago or something.

3488
02:06:35,980 --> 02:06:37,780
I was not even one years old yet.

3489
02:06:37,780 --> 02:06:41,260
Two brothers have half of a powerful ancient Chinese

3490
02:06:41,260 --> 02:06:41,980
talisman.

3491
02:06:41,980 --> 02:06:44,260
An evil gang leader has the other half

3492
02:06:44,260 --> 02:06:46,340
and determines to get the brother's half

3493
02:06:46,340 --> 02:06:48,100
and have a complete medallion so he

3494
02:06:48,100 --> 02:06:51,020
can gain absolute power.

3495
02:06:51,020 --> 02:06:54,660
Starring Robert Patrick T2000.

3496
02:06:54,660 --> 02:06:56,060
Alissa Milano.

3497
02:06:56,060 --> 02:07:03,300
And of course, Mark Dacascos, who played, as we all know,

3498
02:07:03,300 --> 02:07:06,020
John Wick chapter 3-0.

3499
02:07:06,020 --> 02:07:10,700
Yes, also he is a cook guy.

3500
02:07:10,700 --> 02:07:11,540
You got to talk louder.

3501
02:07:11,540 --> 02:07:12,420
He eats the onion?

3502
02:07:12,420 --> 02:07:13,620
The guy that eats the onion?

3503
02:07:13,620 --> 02:07:16,020
Oh, in the cooking show?

3504
02:07:16,020 --> 02:07:16,940
Not MasterChef.

3505
02:07:16,940 --> 02:07:17,820
What is it?

3506
02:07:17,820 --> 02:07:18,900
What's it called?

3507
02:07:18,900 --> 02:07:20,100
I know what you're talking about.

3508
02:07:20,100 --> 02:07:21,500
It's called Iron Chef.

3509
02:07:21,500 --> 02:07:23,540
Iron Chef, the American version of Iron Chef.

3510
02:07:23,540 --> 02:07:26,780
Dude, if I don't pull up Iron Chef on this IMDB right now,

3511
02:07:26,780 --> 02:07:27,660
oh, there we go.

3512
02:07:27,660 --> 02:07:28,180
It's there.

3513
02:07:28,180 --> 02:07:29,500
Thank god, bro.

3514
02:07:29,500 --> 02:07:31,380
That was going to be the most cancelable moment

3515
02:07:31,380 --> 02:07:33,620
of your lifetime, but you are right.

3516
02:07:33,620 --> 02:07:36,580
Look, when you said it, I was like, yeah, absolutely.

3517
02:07:36,580 --> 02:07:38,900
Then I was like, if I just.

3518
02:07:38,900 --> 02:07:42,140
But I only saw the video game, by the way, right there.

3519
02:07:42,140 --> 02:07:43,020
I'm being honest.

3520
02:07:43,020 --> 02:07:43,500
Watch.

3521
02:07:43,500 --> 02:07:45,260
Ethan Tales from the Crip?

3522
02:07:45,260 --> 02:07:47,460
An episode where?

3523
02:07:47,460 --> 02:07:49,020
Go up more.

3524
02:07:49,020 --> 02:07:49,660
Right there.

3525
02:07:49,660 --> 02:07:50,860
On that note, I got to head out.

3526
02:07:50,860 --> 02:07:52,860
Right after Double Drag?

3527
02:07:52,860 --> 02:07:54,860
No, take my wife.

3528
02:07:54,860 --> 02:07:58,540
I opened, but I'm taking my wife.

3529
02:07:58,540 --> 02:08:00,100
OK.

3530
02:08:00,100 --> 02:08:01,940
We're about done, but.

3531
02:08:01,940 --> 02:08:02,820
I could wait.

3532
02:08:02,820 --> 02:08:04,980
I mean, I think I'm just going to end it right now,

3533
02:08:04,980 --> 02:08:06,260
because we're over two hours.

3534
02:08:06,260 --> 02:08:07,420
Let's just put a can on this.

3535
02:08:07,420 --> 02:08:08,500
Can you do Rec Rec or no?

3536
02:08:08,500 --> 02:08:09,340
No Rec Rec?

3537
02:08:09,340 --> 02:08:09,900
I mean, yeah.

3538
02:08:09,900 --> 02:08:31,540
And then.

3539
02:08:31,540 --> 02:08:32,900
Just tell us what it is.

3540
02:08:32,900 --> 02:08:33,900
I shit.

3541
02:08:33,900 --> 02:08:37,340
I don't think I have anything.

3542
02:08:37,340 --> 02:08:39,940
Two things, good mythical morning.

3543
02:08:39,940 --> 02:08:41,220
This YouTube channel just found out

3544
02:08:41,220 --> 02:08:43,060
it's like the perfect wake up in the morning,

3545
02:08:43,060 --> 02:08:44,900
have some coffee, maybe eat something,

3546
02:08:44,900 --> 02:08:46,780
and just watch whatever it is.

3547
02:08:46,780 --> 02:08:50,140
Just the way it's set up, you watch it in a dark, dark room.

3548
02:08:50,140 --> 02:08:52,700
The way that they do the set, the lighting, everything,

3549
02:08:52,700 --> 02:08:55,180
and what they're talking about, how they're talking about it,

3550
02:08:55,180 --> 02:08:57,860
it's just a nice thing to wake up to.

3551
02:08:57,860 --> 02:09:00,460
That and just a band I discovered

3552
02:09:00,460 --> 02:09:02,620
called Highly Suspect.

3553
02:09:02,620 --> 02:09:03,780
It's like a cool.

3554
02:09:03,780 --> 02:09:05,500
Dude.

3555
02:09:05,500 --> 02:09:06,500
Hello, my name is human.

3556
02:09:06,500 --> 02:09:08,660
Yeah, hello, my name is human, Serotonia.

3557
02:09:08,660 --> 02:09:09,740
Dude, fuck.

3558
02:09:09,740 --> 02:09:11,580
Mom, vanity.

3559
02:09:11,580 --> 02:09:13,380
I was listening to it on the way here.

3560
02:09:13,380 --> 02:09:14,740
I just found out about them.

3561
02:09:14,740 --> 02:09:16,100
I'm a little late to the party.

3562
02:09:16,100 --> 02:09:18,140
I know people are like, oh, you're so fucking out of touch.

3563
02:09:18,140 --> 02:09:18,780
Yeah, I am.

3564
02:09:18,780 --> 02:09:20,940
And I discovered Highly Suspect, and I like it.

3565
02:09:20,940 --> 02:09:22,420
The music videos are cool shit, too.

3566
02:09:22,420 --> 02:09:24,220
Yeah, they're pretty cool.

3567
02:09:24,220 --> 02:09:24,700
Awesome.

3568
02:09:24,700 --> 02:09:26,620
Did you have a recommendation, Zach?

3569
02:09:29,500 --> 02:09:32,660
Andy's favorite movie, Ques.

3570
02:09:32,660 --> 02:09:33,700
We all heard your review.

3571
02:09:33,700 --> 02:09:34,860
You gave it a C.

3572
02:09:34,860 --> 02:09:39,340
I just saw Avatar live, not Avatar the Band.

3573
02:09:39,340 --> 02:09:40,580
No, the band.

3574
02:09:40,580 --> 02:09:42,060
They're a Swedish metal band.

3575
02:09:42,060 --> 02:09:42,580
OK.

3576
02:09:42,580 --> 02:09:44,300
We should check them out.

3577
02:09:44,300 --> 02:09:45,380
Are they blue?

3578
02:09:45,380 --> 02:09:47,900
You saw Avatar on ice or something?

3579
02:09:47,900 --> 02:09:48,660
Yeah, like, yeah.

3580
02:09:48,660 --> 02:09:49,340
Are they blue?

3581
02:09:49,340 --> 02:09:49,900
Yeah.

3582
02:09:49,900 --> 02:09:51,140
I would watch Avatar on ice.

3583
02:09:51,140 --> 02:09:54,540
No, Avatar the Band, the main guy dressed up like a guest.

3584
02:09:54,540 --> 02:09:55,620
It was actually pretty cool.

3585
02:09:55,620 --> 02:09:57,780
He came out in like a small box.

3586
02:09:57,780 --> 02:09:58,740
It was very entertaining.

3587
02:09:58,740 --> 02:09:59,420
Very cool.

3588
02:09:59,420 --> 02:10:00,140
Very cool.

3589
02:10:00,140 --> 02:10:02,340
But that guy has like a big vocal range

3590
02:10:02,340 --> 02:10:03,420
I've known about for years.

3591
02:10:03,420 --> 02:10:05,820
Do you know what else came out of a small box last night?

3592
02:10:05,820 --> 02:10:07,980
The secrets of the universe.

3593
02:10:07,980 --> 02:10:11,100
When that stripper spread her shit open.

3594
02:10:11,100 --> 02:10:13,300
When you're finishing watching Ques.

3595
02:10:13,300 --> 02:10:14,580
OK.

3596
02:10:14,580 --> 02:10:15,500
You can calm down.

3597
02:10:15,500 --> 02:10:16,620
Awesome band.

3598
02:10:16,620 --> 02:10:17,660
You should listen to them.

3599
02:10:17,660 --> 02:10:19,460
They don't get enough press.

3600
02:10:19,460 --> 02:10:21,780
Yeah, because every time anyone Googles Avatar,

3601
02:10:21,780 --> 02:10:24,700
they get a lot of shit before they get the-

3602
02:10:24,700 --> 02:10:27,700
You have to type in Avatar the Band for Sweden.

3603
02:10:27,700 --> 02:10:28,820
Yeah, sure.

3604
02:10:28,820 --> 02:10:31,060
I got a signed CD for them.

3605
02:10:31,060 --> 02:10:32,900
Oh, that's sick.

3606
02:10:32,900 --> 02:10:35,180
Just an example of that Good Mythical Morning

3607
02:10:35,180 --> 02:10:36,700
recommendation I had.

3608
02:10:36,700 --> 02:10:39,260
The one they just did that I watched that I was like,

3609
02:10:39,260 --> 02:10:40,980
this is my recommendation, was they

3610
02:10:40,980 --> 02:10:46,500
did a timed taste tier list of burgers.

3611
02:10:46,500 --> 02:10:48,380
So they went with the first burger ever made,

3612
02:10:48,380 --> 02:10:50,260
which just looked like a pile of meatballs.

3613
02:10:50,260 --> 02:10:51,100
Then they did one.

3614
02:10:51,100 --> 02:10:52,300
They had the year to it.

3615
02:10:52,300 --> 02:10:53,180
I forgot what the year was.

3616
02:10:53,180 --> 02:10:56,180
But it was just like a piece of bread with a sausage on it.

3617
02:10:56,180 --> 02:10:59,900
And then the next one was like an actual regular hamburger.

3618
02:10:59,900 --> 02:11:02,540
And you get a little history, so you learn a little bit too.

3619
02:11:02,540 --> 02:11:04,580
And then they did a smash burger from the 50s.

3620
02:11:04,580 --> 02:11:08,940
And then they did a Wagyu smash burger from 2024.

3621
02:11:08,940 --> 02:11:12,940
But then they said not 1957, I think it was.

3622
02:11:12,940 --> 02:11:15,780
It was like the best one, top tier.

3623
02:11:15,780 --> 02:11:19,220
After you've got to leave them to get some sausage bread,

3624
02:11:19,220 --> 02:11:21,260
they all just smash a sausage on the bread.

3625
02:11:21,260 --> 02:11:23,300
I like them 1903.

3626
02:11:23,300 --> 02:11:27,540
He's like, do I eat the sausage on top of bread

3627
02:11:27,540 --> 02:11:28,860
with a knife and fork?

3628
02:11:28,860 --> 02:11:30,360
Or can I just pick it up and squeeze it?

3629
02:11:30,360 --> 02:11:32,220
And he's like, no, it's knife and fork.

3630
02:11:32,220 --> 02:11:34,900
They weren't disgusting savages like you.

3631
02:11:34,900 --> 02:11:36,780
It's not a hot dog.

3632
02:11:36,780 --> 02:11:37,660
Mike, what's yours?

3633
02:11:37,660 --> 02:11:39,980
Mine is there's a movie on Netflix

3634
02:11:39,980 --> 02:11:44,020
came out this week called Rebel Ridge.

3635
02:11:44,020 --> 02:11:45,180
And it's amazing.

3636
02:11:45,180 --> 02:11:50,780
It's like watching, first of all, the actor that's in it.

3637
02:11:50,780 --> 02:11:54,500
New actor, young.

3638
02:11:54,500 --> 02:11:55,220
Good looking guy.

3639
02:11:55,220 --> 02:11:55,900
Good looking guy.

3640
02:11:55,900 --> 02:11:59,260
Next, Idris Elba probably, I'd say.

3641
02:11:59,260 --> 02:12:02,900
But the movie is a lot like Honesty reminds me

3642
02:12:02,900 --> 02:12:05,060
of when I watched Rambo the first time.

3643
02:12:05,060 --> 02:12:07,220
Is this the one about that black guy

3644
02:12:07,220 --> 02:12:09,740
that goes into that old town and he faces off with the sheriff?

3645
02:12:09,740 --> 02:12:10,420
Kind of, yeah.

3646
02:12:10,420 --> 02:12:13,620
And the sheriff is John Johnson who plays a bad ass bucket.

3647
02:12:13,620 --> 02:12:14,620
That looked pretty cool.

3648
02:12:14,620 --> 02:12:16,420
It's a very good movie.

3649
02:12:16,420 --> 02:12:17,860
It's Rambo quality.

3650
02:12:17,860 --> 02:12:19,500
Yeah, highly recommended.

3651
02:12:19,500 --> 02:12:20,300
Cool.

3652
02:12:20,300 --> 02:12:22,620
I don't have anything.

3653
02:12:22,620 --> 02:12:26,940
I just recommend that you do your due diligence

3654
02:12:26,940 --> 02:12:28,540
in the voting coming up.

3655
02:12:28,540 --> 02:12:30,700
I'm not going to tell you who to vote for or who not to vote

3656
02:12:30,700 --> 02:12:33,060
for, but just look at the candidates.

3657
02:12:33,060 --> 02:12:33,860
Do your research.

3658
02:12:33,860 --> 02:12:35,620
But it is important to get out there and vote.

3659
02:12:35,620 --> 02:12:37,220
But you also got to remember they're eating our cats.

3660
02:12:37,220 --> 02:12:38,100
They're eating our dogs.

3661
02:12:38,100 --> 02:12:39,020
They're eating our pets.

3662
02:12:39,020 --> 02:12:40,180
They're eating all of our pets.

3663
02:12:40,180 --> 02:12:40,860
They're just going to watch out for that.

3664
02:12:40,860 --> 02:12:42,180
They're coming for the kids next.

3665
02:12:42,180 --> 02:12:44,100
Stay out of Springfield.

3666
02:12:44,100 --> 02:12:44,860
Hide your wife.

3667
02:12:44,860 --> 02:12:47,380
Hide your kids.

3668
02:12:47,380 --> 02:12:49,860
Damn Shelbyville.

3669
02:12:49,860 --> 02:12:56,460
Join us next week when we cover the best cuties.

3670
02:12:56,460 --> 02:12:59,540
When we cover the best video game adaptation

3671
02:12:59,540 --> 02:13:03,380
movie of all time, Double Dragon.

3672
02:13:03,380 --> 02:13:04,300
I'm Andy Rice.

3673
02:13:04,300 --> 02:13:07,100
This has been Fried Rice Podcast with me as always.

3674
02:13:07,100 --> 02:13:08,300
It is Austin.

3675
02:13:08,300 --> 02:13:11,980
He will travel three hours to meet any cutie anywhere.

3676
02:13:11,980 --> 02:13:12,900
Farrell.

3677
02:13:12,900 --> 02:13:14,220
Check me out on G4.

3678
02:13:14,220 --> 02:13:18,140
It is Zach gives cutie a C for cuties.

3679
02:13:18,140 --> 02:13:20,820
Improv quality.

3680
02:13:20,820 --> 02:13:22,340
You got to say something.

3681
02:13:22,340 --> 02:13:22,900
All right.

3682
02:13:22,900 --> 02:13:23,700
He's still here, everybody.

3683
02:13:23,700 --> 02:13:24,580
He's holding the mic.

3684
02:13:24,580 --> 02:13:25,380
There's camera.

3685
02:13:25,380 --> 02:13:26,780
It's Mike.

3686
02:13:26,780 --> 02:13:28,100
He's a cutie.

3687
02:13:28,100 --> 02:13:29,580
Larson.

3688
02:13:29,580 --> 02:13:32,780
Still cellos, motherfuckers.

3689
02:13:32,780 --> 02:13:35,260
Lemon party, Larson.

3690
02:13:35,260 --> 02:13:35,780
Brennan.

3691
02:13:35,780 --> 02:13:36,700
Da da da.

3692
02:13:36,700 --> 02:13:40,780
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da

3693
02:13:40,780 --> 02:13:43,060
cutie up to bomb shit.

3694
02:13:43,060 --> 02:13:44,180
Have a good one, everybody.

3695
02:13:44,180 --> 02:13:45,620
Chipley.

3696
02:13:45,620 --> 02:13:46,820
And I'm Andy Rice.

3697
02:13:46,820 --> 02:13:49,780
And I don't condone that bullshit whatsoever.

3698
02:13:49,780 --> 02:13:50,980
Everyone have a great night.

3699
02:13:50,980 --> 02:13:52,860
This has been Fried Rice Podcast.

3700
02:13:52,860 --> 02:13:54,460
We've been podcast.

3701
02:13:54,460 --> 02:13:55,780
We've been fried.

3702
02:13:55,780 --> 02:13:56,900
We've been rice.

3703
02:13:56,900 --> 02:14:24,540
I'm a gummy, gummy bear.