1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:24,600 And welcome everybody. Oh shit, well that doesn't matter. We did it wrong. It's fine. 2 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:32,600 He was smoking while I did that. And welcome everybody to another exciting episode of Fried Rice podcast. 3 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:42,600 I am your host Andy Rice. Let's get fried. With me as Austin, with me as always, is Austin. 4 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:48,600 He was the fairy for three hours. He took a fairy. He took the fairy. 5 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:52,600 And I'm talking about the gay guy from the movie. Three hours all the way to get here. Farrell. 6 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:58,600 Check me out at addictinggames.com. Addictinggames.com? Holy shit, I remember that. 7 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:02,600 Wasn't that like Flash games and stuff? Thought I was going to run out. Oh my goodness, never. 8 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:09,600 With us as always is Michael the Shmoo Larson. Hey everybody. 9 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:16,600 And with us as always is Brennan. 10 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:23,600 And with us as always is Anna Shipley up to Kansas City Shuffle. Nice. I'm offended for Mike calling him the Shmoo. 11 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:29,600 I looked up the Shmoo after this movie. I looked up how fucked up the Shmoo is. 12 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:34,600 This was created in the 50s. It's little Abner comes across the Shmoos. 13 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:44,600 And the Shmoos are eager to be eaten. If you look at a Shmoo hungry enough, it throws itself on fire to cook itself for you. 14 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:49,600 If you roast a Shmoo, it tastes like chicken. If you bake a Shmoo, it tastes like beef. 15 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:56,600 If you eat a Shmoo raw, it tastes like oyster on the shell. You have too much time on your hands. 16 00:01:56,600 --> 00:02:04,600 If you skin the Shmoo, it hides, creates a perfect leather. 17 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:10,600 Or if you skin it thick enough, it creates house planks. You can make houses out of it. 18 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:21,600 The whole allegory of it is these people find the Shmoo and all of the business guys, the guy that runs the pork factory, the guy that runs the whatever, they're like, oh shit, we can't have these Shmoos running around. 19 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:27,600 And then it's just insane. I wish... This is what you do with your extra time from watching everything at 2x speed? Yeah. 20 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:37,600 I get some Shmoo in. But yeah, I mean, just like when he's talking about penguins, when Morgan Freeman is talking about something, you listen. 21 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:42,600 If it's the Shmoo, you're like, all right, what's the Shmoo all about? But we'll get into the movie a little bit later. 22 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:50,600 Before that, I guess just how is everyone doing? Do you have a good week? Anything traumatic happen? You need to get off your chest? 23 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:54,600 I mean, not more traumatic than last week's movie. 24 00:02:54,600 --> 00:03:00,600 Do we have enough trauma last week with our stories from Austin over there? No more trauma. No more trauma. 25 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:04,600 That fucked up childhood. Yeah. I will say this over the week, choose good movies from now on. 26 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:11,600 Maybe I just wanted to talk to somebody about it. Maybe it's the greatest movie ever because it made me open up a little bit. 27 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:21,600 Austin went to betterhelp.com after watching Singularity and you too can go find yourself a promo code rice promo code rice 20 to receive $20 off your first month. 28 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:30,600 I'm just kidding. There is no promo code. We can't do that. Some poor guy is going to try to use it. It doesn't exist. Then he kills. 29 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:39,600 Sorry, we're not betterhelp doesn't like. I'm sure betterhelp wants to help us all four of us individually. At least a month. Just not financially. 30 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:48,600 So we Lincoln Park got a new singer. We have some opinions. Austin's not a fan. 31 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:56,600 If there was some kind of connected connection to Chester Bennington, the original singer, I'd be a little bit more like maybe if there's some unwritten, 32 00:03:56,600 --> 00:04:03,600 unperformed songs, like you remember how they released Lost and then Fighting Against Myself and those were fucking amazing. 33 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:08,600 Great, yeah. Some kind of connection. They just flat out replaced him. 34 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:13,600 Let me ask you this. Have they announced any sort of connection or anything like that? Who is she? 35 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:16,600 No, they announced a disconnection. The guitarist left the band. 36 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:20,600 She just had her own band called Kill Sarah or something like that. 37 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:21,600 Yeah, killing Sarah. 38 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:27,600 Or something like that. But now if they. So here's my thought on it. 39 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:32,600 One, if you're looking at now Linkin Park and tour again because they have a singer, then great. 40 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:38,600 People who are Linkin Park fans can go enjoy Linkin Park. 90 percent of Linkin Park, 80 percent now that the guitars left, 41 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:43,600 but they can enjoy 80 percent of Linkin Park with a new singer and enjoy themselves some Linkin Park concerts. 42 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:51,600 If they start releasing new music, then I'm sure that music that they're releasing is going to fit her voice. 43 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:58,600 And it's not going to be just a Chester Bennington song that they didn't release before that they're going to put her in. 44 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:01,600 You know what I mean? Like if they're going to release new music, they're working with her. 45 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:02,600 They already released a new single. 46 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:07,600 If they re-release like studio recordings of all the original songs, I'm going to be mad. 47 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:11,600 If they're not going to do a crawling, they're not going to do hybrid theory with her as the singer. 48 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:13,600 They would never do that to Chester. 49 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:21,600 No, they wouldn't. If anything, we're going to get a new CD or a new album with a new album. 50 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:23,600 I thought they released a new single with the announcement. 51 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:27,600 Yeah, it's called New from Zero is what it's called. 52 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:33,600 The music video looks cool. If you didn't call it Linkin Park, I'd say it was a pretty good song, 53 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:37,600 but just the fact that Linkin Park is the name behind it, I'm just like, this isn't Linkin Park. 54 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:43,600 You just played yourself right now. You literally by saying if it didn't call themselves Linkin Park, 55 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:49,600 then it would be a good, enjoyable enough song. That's like, I mean that's just. 56 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:51,600 Honestly, they could have called them The Beatles. 57 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:52,600 Yeah. 58 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:56,600 Sublime died when Bradley died. They brought his son and they still play the songs so they could still tour, 59 00:05:56,600 --> 00:06:01,600 but it's not really sublime anymore because Brad wrote all the songs and was the original singer. 60 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:06,600 I'm saying that's 95% of bands. If they were around for any length of time at all, they end up replacing him. 61 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:09,600 Yeah, they would replace people, sure, but things as iconic as that. 62 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:11,600 The Beatles aren't iconic enough for you? 63 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:16,600 If James Hetfield dies, I'm not going to go pay to see Metallica if James Hetfield is not singing anymore. 64 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:20,600 You don't think anyone could match James Hetfield's voice? 65 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:23,600 It wouldn't be the same because it's not the original singer. Why are you smiling about it? 66 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:29,600 I'm not smiling. It's more like a grimace. Do you think Metallica, do you think people listen to Metallica 67 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:38,600 or the voice of the guy singing in Metallica or do you think it's just the metal aspect and they happen to have some... 68 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:44,600 When I listen to Master Puppets or... 69 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:45,600 Oh, God, what's their... 70 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:46,600 Ride the Lightning? 71 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:47,600 No, what's the... 72 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:49,600 The 80s stuff? What? 73 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:52,600 Yeah, that's more of the Metallica. If I listen to Metallica... 74 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:56,600 Metallica is a bad example because Metallica has been around for, what, 50 years? 75 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:59,600 Yeah, but what I'm saying... 76 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:01,600 But still people are like, thanks for 10 years of good music. 77 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:05,600 Plus the older a band gets, like, you see it sometimes. 78 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:10,600 It's the Boondock Saints 2 of Linkin Park. There, I said it. It's not going to be as good as the original. 79 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:12,600 It could be, but it could be better. 80 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:16,600 Still, it's still okay. I'm not saying it's terrible, it's just... 81 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:17,600 Look, Chester Bennington had a great voice. 82 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:19,600 It's not the same. It's still real to me, damn it. 83 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:26,600 Chester Bennington had a great voice, but it still was kind of like a whiny sort of, you hear it with other bands. 84 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:36,600 So it's not like he was... It's not like he's like the singer of Deftones, where he has like a completely unique voice that it's its own thing. 85 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:39,600 And the reason you listen to Deftones is because you can't get that anywhere else. 86 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:45,600 Linkin Park is rap rock. They definitely follow trends of music. 87 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:52,600 So like after Hybrid Theory, after Reanimation, Meteora had some cool songs on there. 88 00:07:52,600 --> 00:08:01,600 But like honestly, Hybrid Theory was so good because of the fact that it was this rap rock, like, that wasn't Limp Bizkit, 89 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:07,600 that actually was nice to listen to, you know, and had like a cool singer with it. 90 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:11,600 But when you... I don't know, like, then they... 91 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:14,600 If they can replace Freddie Mercury, they can replace anybody. 92 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:18,600 Yeah. So I don't know. I feel like... 93 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:19,600 What are you gonna say? 94 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:20,600 That. Lost it. 95 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:29,600 Okay. Well, I just... I just honestly, I'm for any artist who wants to continue their career after a setback, 96 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:36,600 like losing a band member, losing a whatever, if they continue in any form that they can, I'm for it. 97 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:44,600 Like Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift, she got royally fucked out of all of her music stuff. 98 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:47,600 She wasn't making the money that she was supposed to make on all of her original music that she did. 99 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:55,600 So the fucking genius that... some genius told her to re-record all of her music, call it Taylor's version, 100 00:08:55,600 --> 00:09:00,600 and now that's the only shit that people play and she makes all the money off of it. 101 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:06,600 So like, that's a setback that instead of just letting it destroy her, she moved past. 102 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:14,600 And now we have new music, new recorded music that replaces other music that people love, but it's better versions. 103 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:22,600 So it's like an older Taylor is singing over younger Taylor songs, and that is a different voice than it was prior. 104 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:28,600 Right? So like if... and that worked out for her. So we don't know yet. It's too early to tell. 105 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:31,600 Like you said, it's an enjoyable song. I'm definitely going to listen to it after we're done here. 106 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:42,600 But like, I feel like it's possible that this could be either a better Linkin Park, a different Linkin Park that's also good, or you're right. 107 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:43,600 The Linkin Park variant. 108 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:44,600 Yeah, maybe it crashes and burns. 109 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:45,600 The multiverse. 110 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:50,600 Maybe it's Linkin Park, L-I-N-C-O-L-N. 111 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:52,600 It's Zelda, it's Zelda in park. 112 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:53,600 Linkin Park. 113 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:56,600 Wait, no, that's not how you spell it. How do you spell Linkin? Like... 114 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:57,600 LinkedIn Park. 115 00:09:57,600 --> 00:09:59,600 Yeah, that's what I was trying to go. LinkedIn. 116 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:05,600 Okay, so moving on. Oh, we had a show recently, a comedy show. 117 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:06,600 Oh yeah, how did that go by the way? 118 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:07,600 Well... 119 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:09,600 What happened there? I heard something interesting happen. 120 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:10,600 Yeah, something interesting happened there. 121 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:12,600 I got text messages from two different people at the show. 122 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:21,600 Yeah, so we were fortunate enough to have a show with a golden ticket winner from Kill Tony, Todd Royce. 123 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:29,600 And he's super cool, and he fucking killed it, and he did, I think, like 40 minutes after we opened for him, and it was awesome. 124 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:33,600 But, there was a moment where he's telling a joke. 125 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:35,600 Was it the last joke? 126 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:37,600 No, it was near the end. 127 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:38,600 That would have stung. 128 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:39,600 Near the end. 129 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:48,600 And so I've been doing comedy, I've been performing comedy with Austin for years now, and he has a joke that's very good, and it kills every single time. 130 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:53,600 And it's definitely his, but I'm not going to tell Austin's joke, I'm going to tell Todd's joke. 131 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:59,600 And then you'll see where the...so this is the beginning of each of their jokes. 132 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:05,600 I did a joke recently about, and then Austin said DMX, and he says Betty White. 133 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:08,600 And then a couple days later, DMX, Betty White dies. 134 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:19,600 So, about a year later, I'm doing a show, and I make a joke about ZZ Top, slash, I forgot who the other guy was for him, slash somebody who died. 135 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:21,600 And then a couple days later, they die. 136 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:27,600 And so I'm working on my Nancy Pelosi slash Hillary Clinton joke, is what you two both went with. 137 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:30,600 And they're word for fucking word identical jokes. 138 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:31,600 The structure was completely the same. 139 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:32,600 Structure's the same. 140 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:37,600 You can steal structure, but that one's a little close. 141 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:38,600 But you've never performed with it. 142 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:39,600 It's a good joke. 143 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:42,600 I know, and he's never seen me perform, so I can't blame him. 144 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:43,600 It's parallel thinking. 145 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:45,600 If anything, you stole it. 146 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:47,600 To be fair, I came up with it first. 147 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:49,600 That was like among the first jokes I told. 148 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:51,600 We don't know. 149 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:54,600 I just heard it from him for the first time right now, but he could have been telling us for years. 150 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:58,600 Maybe you guys are long lost brothers in their soul. 151 00:11:58,600 --> 00:11:59,600 Did you steal his joke, Austin? 152 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:00,600 I want some money. 153 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:01,600 Nope. 154 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:02,600 Did you? 155 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:04,600 Maybe he's your uncle. 156 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:06,600 Oh, God. 157 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:07,600 You both have beards. 158 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:11,600 I would love to have at least one cool uncle. 159 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,600 But anyway, it's just one of those examples of... 160 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,600 You can steal structure all you want. 161 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:18,600 You can do as much structure as anyone else's structure of a joke. 162 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,600 But nobody stole any jokes. 163 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:21,600 That's what's crazy. 164 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:23,600 No, the joke is his. 165 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:26,600 The structure is for anyone to use. 166 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:27,600 Yeah. 167 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,600 It's a quick, you know, da-da-da-da-da-da-da. 168 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:30,600 Da-da-da-da-da-da-da. 169 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:32,600 Da-da-da-da-da-da-da. 170 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:34,600 Wait, did you steal the structure then? 171 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:35,600 Is that what you're saying? 172 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:38,600 I didn't even know what structure was when I first started. 173 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:41,600 I was just a guy up there saying stuff drunk. 174 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:42,600 Yeah. 175 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:44,600 And then I started doing it sober. 176 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:45,600 And I got a lot better. 177 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:47,600 Nothing's changed. 178 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,600 So anyway, yeah, just a weird... 179 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:55,600 Just one of those weird things that happens in the world of comedy. 180 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:58,600 So we... 181 00:12:58,600 --> 00:12:59,600 Yeah, I mean, it was still... 182 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:00,600 There was a great show. 183 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:01,600 It was at the Lighthouse. 184 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:02,600 Oh, didn't you get a wreck wreck from them? 185 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:03,600 You know what? 186 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:05,600 I didn't. 187 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:06,600 I know that I said I did. 188 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:08,600 I lied. 189 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:09,600 Actually, I didn't lie. 190 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:11,600 What I did, Austin, was I... 191 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:12,600 Forgot. 192 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:18,600 I said got it in the sense that I'm on it, not got it as in I actually received the... 193 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:20,600 Answer you wanted. 194 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:23,600 He asked me, make sure to get a movie from him. 195 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:24,600 And I said, got it. 196 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:25,600 And he's like, sweet. 197 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:27,600 And I was like, oh, no, that's not what I meant. 198 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,600 You were supposed to get a movie from Todd Royce. 199 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:30,600 I was. 200 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:32,600 And I was going to be a celebrity wreck wreck. 201 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:38,600 I mean, whenever a new comedian blows into the LA Comedy Club, I try to get their favorite 202 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:39,600 movie. 203 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:41,600 And then it also works as a plug for them. 204 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:42,600 Check out Todd Royce. 205 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:45,600 It's probably todroyce.com for tickets. 206 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:50,600 And watches a podcast, the Sweet Potato Pod, endorsed by Fried Rice. 207 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:53,600 Yeah, it would have been nice to have Fried Rice Pod and Sweet Potato Pod. 208 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:54,600 That would have been cool. 209 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:55,600 And a little combo. 210 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:57,600 Did you converse with him or did you kind of just... 211 00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:58,600 Oh, no. 212 00:13:58,600 --> 00:13:59,600 Yeah. 213 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:04,600 I talked to one of my jokes and I talked about Kill Tony with him a little bit because he 214 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:07,600 had popped up on Kill Tony the night before. 215 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:08,600 Yeah, we were at work. 216 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:10,600 The Kill Tony, the most recent Kill Tony. 217 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:11,600 Well, now not. 218 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:12,600 Well, yeah, still the most recent. 219 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:15,600 No, the Madison Square Garden one I just listened to on the way here. 220 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:16,600 That's right. 221 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:17,600 That one just came out too. 222 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:18,600 Was it good? 223 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:19,600 Dude, they started with Andrew Dice Clay. 224 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:20,600 That's all I made it through. 225 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:21,600 They brought Ron White out. 226 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:22,600 I watched it already. 227 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,600 I only made it through that. 228 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:25,600 Dr. Phil shows up. 229 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:26,600 Yeah. 230 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:27,600 Oh, wow. 231 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:28,600 Fuck, who else? 232 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:29,600 The real Dr. Phil or... 233 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:35,600 All the original Cam Patterson, Hans Kim, Adam Ray, and William Montgomery killed it 234 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:36,600 in the end. 235 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:37,600 It was a fun one. 236 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:38,600 Adam Ray's in my rec rec. 237 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:39,600 That's awesome. 238 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:40,600 Is it his thing? 239 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:41,600 That movie, The Heat or whatever? 240 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:42,600 No. 241 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:43,600 We'll get there. 242 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:44,600 We're getting ahead of ourselves. 243 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:45,600 We are getting ahead of ourselves and we're not getting any younger. 244 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:46,600 We finally watched a good movie. 245 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:47,600 I didn't even take that many notes on it. 246 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:48,600 I took a few. 247 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:49,600 I took a few. 248 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:50,600 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 249 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:51,600 I had to cross out some. 250 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:52,600 I had to cross out some. 251 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:53,600 I had to cross out some. 252 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:54,600 I had to cross out some. 253 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:55,600 I had to cross out some. 254 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:56,600 I had to cross out some. 255 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:57,600 I had to cross out some. 256 00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:58,600 I had to cross out some. 257 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:01,600 The ending just goes like, oh, okay. 258 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:02,880 Yeah, no, no, no. 259 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:04,080 My endings, I just left them in. 260 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:05,080 But, yeah. 261 00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:09,080 There were certain things that were easy to predict, but there was one twist that kind 262 00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:10,080 of... 263 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:11,080 We'll get into it. 264 00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:12,080 We'll get into it. 265 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:13,080 You're all a lot smarter than me. 266 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,080 I had to watch it twice. 267 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,080 Oh. 268 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,080 Okay, well then fuck it. 269 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:20,640 Are you watching at two times speed now too? 270 00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:22,240 So what are we smoking right now? 271 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:27,280 It's just the local Story Cannabis house weed that you get from them. 272 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:29,040 It's their Trip in-house brand. 273 00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:30,040 Sweet Kush. 274 00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:31,720 It's an Indica premium indoor cannabis. 275 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:32,720 It seems to be fine. 276 00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:35,160 You know how it is. 277 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:37,200 It's like one of those mid to whatever. 278 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:41,040 So you got to smoke a couple bowls to kind of feel high. 279 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:44,720 Brandon always brings something better, so I'm excited to pack a bowl of that later. 280 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:45,720 What is it? 281 00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:47,760 Well, I brought the same stuff I brought last week. 282 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:52,880 It's Tiva Pink Lambo Sticky Indoor Cannabis is the brand. 283 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:56,200 And then I also brought something last week that we didn't get to because we were a little 284 00:15:56,200 --> 00:16:01,280 crunched on time, but baby Jeter Cannon purple hash plant. 285 00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:02,280 It's Tiva. 286 00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:03,280 Fuck yeah. 287 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:06,200 Those baby Jeter Cannon's are so good. 288 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:10,120 So that's what we were smoking or aren't smoking currently. 289 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:12,320 Now let's get into a movie. 290 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:17,480 I would say as far as palate cleansers go, you are all fucking welcomed. 291 00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:20,080 Singularity left a bad taste in everybody's brain. 292 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:26,600 I think I think lucky number 11 2006 starring Josh Hartnett and Bruce Willis and Morgan 293 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:36,240 Freeman and Ben Kingsley and Lucy Liu and Stanley Tucci and guy God. 294 00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:39,920 What you got to talk to me about? 295 00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:42,680 Forget the actor's name, but the guy you're talking about. 296 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:43,680 Yeah. 297 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:44,680 Yeah. 298 00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:45,680 And the bad guy from Ant Man. 299 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:46,680 Oh, wait, who's in this again? 300 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:47,680 He's one of the cops. 301 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:49,360 He was the detective cop, the crooked detective. 302 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:50,360 That's right. 303 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:51,360 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 304 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:52,360 He yeah. 305 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:53,360 Okay. 306 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:59,200 So lucky number seven is one of those movies where I mean the whole movie makes you look 307 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,680 to the left while they're doing shit to the right. 308 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:06,360 And they're the Kansas City shuffle, which I absolutely love opens great. 309 00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:08,000 That whole scene with Bruce Willis. 310 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,000 I love that. 311 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:13,520 It's it's kind of weird how he says like there was a time and that's all you hear. 312 00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:16,560 And it's like weird because even you watching you're like, what did he say? 313 00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:17,560 Like, that's kind of weird. 314 00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:21,000 And the guy he's like, oh, I guess it's twelve thirty or whatever. 315 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,560 It's like, no, there was a time. 316 00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:23,720 I like that. 317 00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:27,400 This is one of the best written movies we've watched in a while. 318 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:31,580 There are some extremely good lines like what happened to your nose. 319 00:17:31,580 --> 00:17:36,120 I was using it to break someone's fist is really good. 320 00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:37,840 I'm short for my height. 321 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:40,560 He's like, I expected it's like, oh, you're short. 322 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:41,720 I was expecting someone taller. 323 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:43,000 It's like, well, I'm short for my height. 324 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,280 I think it's a great fucking line from Lucy. 325 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:48,440 There's so many like just to pick up on. 326 00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:49,440 They were they. 327 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:50,440 It's good. 328 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:51,440 Fuck shit. 329 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:52,440 Jesus. 330 00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:53,440 Fuck Jesus is correct. 331 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:59,080 This is the director of this movie did push. 332 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:03,040 Which didn't get a lot of love, but was a decent little what? 333 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,400 I don't think I've seen that one. 334 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:10,840 That was with Chris Evans pre Captain America post. 335 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:11,840 Fantastic Four. 336 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:17,280 It was in between that era of Chris Evans and he played another super powered guy that 337 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:19,960 before or after the perfect score. 338 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:24,720 That's a great movie. 339 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:25,720 That's a good movie. 340 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:27,840 Now I just want to play Street Fighter upside down. 341 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,480 I want to be Blanca. 342 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:30,480 Yeah, be Blanca. 343 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:31,480 That's exactly first. 344 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:34,520 Why is the first thing we think of a Street Fighter for perfect score? 345 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:37,600 But yeah, God damn, that's such a good movie. 346 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:43,160 Do you remember Mastermind or Masterminds, I think it was called the one where the prep 347 00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:50,000 school gets taken over by terrorists and you have it might be the kid from Brink as the 348 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,000 main dude or Devin Sawa. 349 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:57,040 But one of those two and they have to like stop the terrorists at this like elite prep 350 00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:58,040 school. 351 00:18:58,040 --> 00:18:59,040 I don't remember that one. 352 00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:02,600 If you in the comments, if you know what I'm talking about, leave it because Andy needs 353 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,240 to go down a fucking train of thoughts here. 354 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:06,240 No more trains. 355 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:08,560 Wasn't he in like SLC Punk? 356 00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:09,560 I know I've heard that name. 357 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:11,920 No, yeah, no, Devin Sawa was the skulls. 358 00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:12,920 He was Casper. 359 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:13,920 He was Casper, was he? 360 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:14,920 He was Casper. 361 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:15,920 He was Casper. 362 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:17,000 And I think he's in the skulls. 363 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:20,600 I think he's the main guy who gets initiated. 364 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:21,600 Idol Hands. 365 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:22,600 Idol Hands. 366 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:24,160 Probably his biggest one. 367 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:31,680 Oh, and then maybe some like Disney Channel style made for TV stuff. 368 00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:35,120 He wasn't in Wild America, was he? 369 00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:36,520 Is he in Wild America? 370 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:37,520 Is he one of the two brothers? 371 00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:39,400 No, it's all the Lawrence Brothers in Wild America. 372 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:40,400 No. 373 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:41,400 And Jonathan Taylor. 374 00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:42,400 No, you're thinking of. 375 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:44,800 No, it's two Lawrence Brothers and Jonathan Taylor Thomas. 376 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:46,160 No, I thought so. 377 00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:48,360 No, no, you're thinking of the other movie. 378 00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:49,360 What other movie? 379 00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:53,800 Wild America is is the bear one where they go to find the bears, right? 380 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:54,800 Just watch. 381 00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:59,400 Uh, the fact that either one of you knows all this scares me. 382 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:00,880 No, that's no Devon. 383 00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:06,400 Devon, Devon Sawa, Scott Bearstow and Jonathan Taylor Thomas. 384 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,080 I know you're what movie am I thinking of? 385 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:12,320 You're thinking of the three, the two Lawrence Brothers. 386 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:13,840 I think it's all three Lawrence Brothers. 387 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:14,840 I think. 388 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:16,080 Can someone explain what this movie is? 389 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:20,520 Oh, three, three children and then a mountain lion, a bear and a wolf. 390 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:21,520 Yes, they become them. 391 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:23,600 Do they become animals? 392 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:24,600 Is this like an animal? 393 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:25,600 Or like an animal? 394 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:30,760 Or is the movie actually, you know, it's even greater is I feel like the the. 395 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:35,040 OK, it's just it's three brothers who and I think it's based on a real story, a true 396 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:37,400 story where they back in the 60s. 397 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,120 I'm not even questioning how we got here. 398 00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:42,680 But no, but it's three three brothers. 399 00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:44,960 By the way, this is this is Devon Sawa. 400 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:47,040 I can tell by the names above them. 401 00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:48,640 No, this is Devon. 402 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:51,840 That would have been a major fuck up if they mix the names around the heads. 403 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:54,680 No, they decided to become like wild wildlife. 404 00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:57,160 Like they decided to make documentaries about wild. 405 00:20:57,160 --> 00:21:02,600 Well, first, they're doing jackass using their little brother as all of the stunts. 406 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:05,200 They keep like they keep like hurting him and shit for a second there. 407 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:08,720 And I thought you were going to be like, they just decide to go live in the wild. 408 00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:11,640 It's funny because I'm reading Into the Wild right now. 409 00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:12,640 Oh, yes. 410 00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:13,640 It's not that funny. 411 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:19,200 You know, the funny thing about Into the Wild, that guy, it was in like the 92 and 412 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:20,760 he starts like traveling everywhere. 413 00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:25,240 He sails a canoe from Topac through Lake Havasu all the way down, takes the Colorado River 414 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:27,160 all the way to Mexico. 415 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:31,560 But at one point, he comes to Bullhead and works at the McDonald's across the highway 416 00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:33,600 from here for like two weeks. 417 00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:34,600 Yeah. 418 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:37,560 And then he lived in a trailer of some guy's property down the street from it for like 419 00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:38,560 two weeks. 420 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:40,240 He lived in Bullhead being in Bullhead. 421 00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:41,240 Yeah. 422 00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:42,240 Yeah. 423 00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:43,240 Is it Chris McCandles? 424 00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:44,240 Yeah, Chris McCandles. 425 00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:45,240 Yeah, nailed it. 426 00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:46,240 That's a candleless. 427 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:47,240 I'm not sure. 428 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:48,240 Yeah, a candleless, maybe. 429 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:53,240 That's like that's the thing I always I always worked at this McDonald's and this guy that 430 00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:57,200 originally wrote the article when they found his body, like wrote a book about everything 431 00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,080 that he could find about this kid. 432 00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:01,360 And he went to the McDonald's and like was talking to the people and they're like, yeah, 433 00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:02,360 I remember him. 434 00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:03,360 He was dirty as shit. 435 00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:07,240 He worked hard, but he was just dirty all the time and he didn't like me and blah, blah, 436 00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:08,240 blah. 437 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:11,440 He has some guy let him stay in his tray, this old like squat in his trailer on his 438 00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:14,300 property that he was renting. 439 00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:15,600 So he had to like secretly live. 440 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:18,840 He just lived like a homeless dude for two years. 441 00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:20,520 So he really lived the Bullhead life. 442 00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:21,520 Yeah. 443 00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:22,520 Two years he was here? 444 00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:23,520 Two weeks he was here. 445 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:26,560 Oh, but in total traveling until he got to Alaska and died. 446 00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:27,560 And he died. 447 00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:28,560 And it's crazy. 448 00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:34,600 I think he died not that far away from like people like if he 13 miles maybe if he had 449 00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:37,520 known a direction to go, he could have gotten. 450 00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:38,800 They're not sure how he died. 451 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:39,800 They say starvation. 452 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:44,760 But then in the movie, in the movie, they chose like, oh, he mixed up two plants and 453 00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:48,840 thought this one was that one and that one was poisonous, which was so shit. 454 00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:52,160 If they look similar, I mean, goddamn, you better make sure. 455 00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:56,480 I think that movie came out in 2008 and maybe 2007. 456 00:22:56,480 --> 00:23:02,720 And the reason I'm so aware of, I think the timing of it is because I watched that movie 457 00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:05,400 and immediately was like, that's what I'm doing. 458 00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:07,160 I'm going to go backpacking across the country. 459 00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:08,800 And I was straight up going to do it. 460 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:13,040 Don't give away your car in $24,000 of hard earned money. 461 00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:14,560 Just try to do it bare bones. 462 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:20,280 Like what happened instead was my parents, they were like, don't backpack across the 463 00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:21,280 United States. 464 00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:22,280 It's too big. 465 00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:26,520 It's not built like it was in the 60s for backpacking and being like a hippie or whatever. 466 00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:29,400 This is now like a, it's like, it's just whatever. 467 00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:33,400 Go to Europe instead, because Europe is still built for backpackers. 468 00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:39,200 They have hostels in every country, every major city that only costs like eight euros 469 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,880 a night, 10 euros a night, 15 euros a night. 470 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:43,600 And they're like bunk beds that you share with other people. 471 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:48,680 And so my friend and I, we made a plan, we saved up money and we went to Europe and we 472 00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:52,040 were out there for like 50 days backpacking across all the different countries. 473 00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:53,760 Did you say you were broke after like a week? 474 00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:55,040 I was broke after a week. 475 00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:57,960 My friend's way better with his money and he paid for the rest of my trip and I still 476 00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,760 owe money for it. 477 00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:03,480 This is the, the, where like all your, all your traveling comes from this one trip. 478 00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:05,360 I mean, it was 50 days. 479 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:06,360 That's a lot of travel. 480 00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:09,480 I'm actually, I'm saving up to go to Ireland for like a week. 481 00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:10,480 But I just want to go there. 482 00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:11,480 I don't want to go anywhere else. 483 00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:12,480 Where'd you get that idea? 484 00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:13,480 Huh? 485 00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:14,480 Where'd you get that idea? 486 00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:15,720 To go to Ireland. 487 00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:17,640 I got encouraged to go there from you. 488 00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:18,640 Okay. 489 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:19,640 I got encouraged to go there. 490 00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:20,640 Yeah. 491 00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:21,640 Yeah. 492 00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:24,280 And you're not even going to invite me? 493 00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:25,280 Can you afford to go? 494 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:26,280 That's insulting. 495 00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:27,280 No, that's. 496 00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:33,040 He could afford to go for the first day and then you're going to support him the rest 497 00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:34,040 of the time. 498 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:37,560 I did just talk about going on a Euro trip that I immediately couldn't afford. 499 00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:41,960 So that is valid questioning now that I said, uh, well, when are you planning on going? 500 00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:42,960 Next year? 501 00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:43,960 Probably next year. 502 00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:44,960 Yeah. 503 00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:45,960 Somewhere between March and May. 504 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:50,960 Not for St. I'm not after St. Patty's Day. 505 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:51,960 Yeah. 506 00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:52,960 I don't want to go there for that. 507 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:53,960 And I don't want to go to Dublin either. 508 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:54,960 I want to go to the countryside. 509 00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:55,960 Sure. 510 00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:59,440 I went to, I went Dublin all the way up to Scotland and we, to Edinburgh. 511 00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:04,320 Uh, there's this, if you're from Dublin, if you take a train to like the coast, there's 512 00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:09,000 like a coastal town that's, um, I don't know, like in maybe an hour away. 513 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:13,360 And, uh, you get there and it's one of the most beautiful places I've ever been in my 514 00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:14,360 life. 515 00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:15,360 It's just ocean. 516 00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:19,440 It's not a city, but it's an Ireland, Ireland coastal city, which you don't really think 517 00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:20,440 of very much. 518 00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:24,080 When you think of Ireland, you think little quaint little green villages with cottages 519 00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:25,080 and stuff. 520 00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:26,080 Right. 521 00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:33,080 But then think of like a California beach town in Ireland, like an Irish version of 522 00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:36,960 what, like a California beach town would be like a Laguna beach or something. 523 00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:42,920 So it's like a cool beach vibe still feels antiquated and Irish. 524 00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:46,240 And like, you still get the vibe of like old school, like streets. 525 00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:47,240 Yeah. 526 00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:52,360 Like cobblestone streets somewhere in some places you get this like huge, um, like, uh, 527 00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:56,440 like I'm saying if you land in Dublin, I would say maybe spend a day checking that place 528 00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:57,440 out. 529 00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:58,440 It's not, I just don't want to go north. 530 00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:02,800 I've been doing a lot of research on Ireland and everything with the British and their 531 00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:05,880 troubled past makes me want to go south instead of north. 532 00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:12,800 I think ever since Brexit, like I think the 2020s, 2015s, 20 and 10, it doesn't feel 533 00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:15,800 like there's that much, that much conflict up there anymore. 534 00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:19,880 Like when we went to the history, it's just the imaginary kind of sure. 535 00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:22,360 Isn't the IRA still very active? 536 00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:24,240 It's split so many times. 537 00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:29,960 Like when after their war for independence, there was like, uh, the Irish brotherhood 538 00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:33,400 something and then that sort of became the IRA. 539 00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:36,600 And then the IRA split a whole bunch of different times. 540 00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:39,000 And now there's like some dissident groups of it or something. 541 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:43,000 It hasn't been the same ever since those boys went to Boston. 542 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,160 Yeah, yeah, they left. 543 00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:46,160 They were keeping it. 544 00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:47,480 They were holding it down. 545 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:52,720 I, um, I spent the longest amount of, I spent the longest amount of time in Dublin or in 546 00:26:52,720 --> 00:27:00,080 Ireland because the way our, our, uh, ticket works was we had a month of train pass and 547 00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:02,400 so we had to stay a week. 548 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:06,200 We chose Ireland, but we spent a week there before our train kicked in so that we could 549 00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:09,680 go visit the rest of the European countries. 550 00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:14,280 So I mean Dublin and the surrounding areas are amazing. 551 00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:18,240 But the reason I even brought up that coastal town is just because there's a shop and I 552 00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:21,000 wish I knew what it was called because I want the picture of it. 553 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,440 But on the side of it, it just says it's a fish. 554 00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:30,400 It's a fish restaurant and it says if it swims in the ocean, we'll find it and serve it to 555 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:31,400 you. 556 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,760 And I was like, I fucking love everything about that. 557 00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:34,960 And I might even be paraphrasing. 558 00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:37,760 It might even be a cooler slogan than that. 559 00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:38,760 Did you eat there? 560 00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:41,280 No, because I did have fish and chips while I was there. 561 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:42,280 Not from that place. 562 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:44,400 We saw it after, but the fish and chips I have were phenomenal. 563 00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:45,400 So I'm not. 564 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:49,120 I'm going to be, I'm going to be watching the movie, uh, the John Wayne movie, the quiet 565 00:27:49,120 --> 00:27:50,120 man. 566 00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:55,800 Cause I was looking up small, uh, small towns, uh, south in Southern Ireland. 567 00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:57,920 Also another reason I don't want to go north and I think they use a different currency 568 00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:01,400 in Northern Ireland, which is like the smaller part close to Britain. 569 00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:02,740 They use a different currency. 570 00:28:02,740 --> 00:28:08,780 So it might be a little, but down there there's a, they filmed the quiet man there and that 571 00:28:08,780 --> 00:28:09,780 town still there. 572 00:28:09,780 --> 00:28:11,800 So that, that seems like it'd be a cool thing to check out. 573 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:12,800 Yeah, that's cool. 574 00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:13,800 I watched the movie first. 575 00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:14,800 Check it out. 576 00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:17,560 Maybe watch, uh, if you're going to go up to Scotland and all, I don't know if you're 577 00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:19,040 going to take a day trip up there. 578 00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:24,040 Um, cause the, you don't want to go to Edinburgh and check out the castles and see some bag 579 00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:25,540 pipes and cheap and nice. 580 00:28:25,540 --> 00:28:26,540 There's castles in Ireland. 581 00:28:26,540 --> 00:28:30,680 Yeah, but eat haggis and there's like so much stuff, like so many beautiful landscapes in 582 00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:33,160 Ireland that you can't, you couldn't even see it all in one trip. 583 00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:34,160 Okay. 584 00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:35,960 I'm just saying I've been there and I'm just giving you some advice. 585 00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:38,280 Someone has been there being like, Hey, check out Scotland. 586 00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:39,280 It's really beautiful. 587 00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:42,360 And, uh, haggis is fun to eat, but no, no, do your own thing. 588 00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:43,360 I'm planning cheap. 589 00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:48,760 Uh, so I don't run out of money and get stuck in Ireland, which uses the Euro, which is 590 00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:50,520 worth more than the American dollar. 591 00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:51,520 But trade travel. 592 00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:52,520 It's very cold. 593 00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:53,520 So I can't live outside. 594 00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:54,520 I'll just say this. 595 00:28:54,520 --> 00:29:00,200 If you've got yourself a weak Euro pass and while you're there, you could probably, if 596 00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:04,520 you're, if you're spending a week, if you're doing a full week, you could absolutely take 597 00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:07,800 a day trip up to Scotland, come back the next day on the train. 598 00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:10,920 It's in the train pass will only cost you maybe like a couple hundred bucks. 599 00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:16,440 If that like they're so trains are like, they're, they're trains will get you everywhere in 600 00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:17,440 Europe. 601 00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:21,080 All you need is a Euro rail pass and you can visit almost every country in Europe. 602 00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:23,560 I think every country, we never had an issue. 603 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:30,720 We literally went from Ireland to Spain to Italy, to Germany, to Prague, like literally 604 00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:31,720 we just covered Europe. 605 00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:36,080 We went to every single place and most trips take less than a day. 606 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:37,880 Like, like they only take a few hours. 607 00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:39,880 Like you go from Germany to Prague. 608 00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:41,240 It's a couple hour train ride. 609 00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:46,480 You go from, you can go to like, you can literally spend half a day in the south of France and 610 00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:48,080 then the rest of your day in Barcelona. 611 00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:49,560 And like, you know what I mean? 612 00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:53,400 Like it's now how many stops does this trains make on the way to each country? 613 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:58,920 Is there, if you're in the country, like if you're in a major city and you're on one of 614 00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:00,760 those trains, it's like a typical stop. 615 00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:03,880 But then in most of the trains, like, yeah, you get long stretches. 616 00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:07,480 Like especially going to Scotland, you just basically at one point, it felt like we just 617 00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:11,480 got in and then it was just like three hours of just go. 618 00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:12,840 And then we stopped in. 619 00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:13,960 It's like, here you are. 620 00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:16,880 You're in Edinburgh or whatever near Edinburgh. 621 00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:17,880 I don't know. 622 00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:18,880 And I had haggis up there. 623 00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:22,000 A Canadian couple bought it for me, for me and my buddy. 624 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,320 I'd go there if that big comedy festival was happening. 625 00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:25,320 Oh yeah. 626 00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:26,320 Fuck you. 627 00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:29,160 That's the Edinburgh Comedy Festival or whatever it's called. 628 00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:30,680 That, I love it. 629 00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:35,920 They've gotten so many, like there's this poet guy that, what are we even doing? 630 00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:36,920 We have to like, sorry. 631 00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:37,920 We tangented a tangent, a tangent. 632 00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:38,920 Wild America. 633 00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:39,920 But anyway, yeah. 634 00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:42,760 So Wild America is not the movie you're thinking of. 635 00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:43,760 This is the movie about the brothers. 636 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:45,640 But what was the movie I was thinking of? 637 00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:46,640 Oh God. 638 00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:47,640 All right. 639 00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:48,640 Let's see. 640 00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:49,640 Movie. 641 00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:56,960 Movie starring the Lawrence Brothers. 642 00:30:56,960 --> 00:31:03,080 It could have been a show. 643 00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:04,080 It's not Wild America. 644 00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:08,760 They, look, movie starry, movie starry and they put Wild America after it. 645 00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:09,760 So not. 646 00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:14,520 Wait, the Lawrence Brothers have starred in the following movies together. 647 00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:21,280 First Sense, Jumping Ship, Brothers of the Frontier. 648 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,800 This might be what you're fucking thinking of. 649 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:25,800 And then My Husband's My Secret Brother. 650 00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:26,800 What? 651 00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:27,800 That's, that might be it. 652 00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:29,700 My Husband's Secret Brother. 653 00:31:29,700 --> 00:31:30,700 This is the one. 654 00:31:30,700 --> 00:31:31,700 That is it. 655 00:31:31,700 --> 00:31:32,700 Absolutely. 656 00:31:32,700 --> 00:31:33,700 This is the picture. 657 00:31:33,700 --> 00:31:35,600 I remember them in the, wow. 658 00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:36,600 This is. 659 00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:38,200 Completely different looking than Wild America. 660 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:39,200 But you know what? 661 00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:40,960 Do you know when Wild America came out? 662 00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:41,960 1996. 663 00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:42,960 Same year. 664 00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:48,040 The brothers of the frontier and Wild America coming out back to back. 665 00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:51,080 Yeah, I can get those mixed up. 666 00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:54,720 You guys want to watch Touched by an Angel? 667 00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:57,720 And we have Anson too. 668 00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:59,720 Touched by an Angel. 669 00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:01,640 Okay, so let's get into it. 670 00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:03,680 We, Lucky Number Seven. 671 00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:07,720 It's a, what, now I'm assuming that most people watched it if they're listening to this. 672 00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:11,120 This is a movie I've mispronounced probably my whole life. 673 00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:12,120 What were you calling it? 674 00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:13,120 Lucky Number Seven? 675 00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:14,120 Lucky Number Seven. 676 00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:15,120 Yeah. 677 00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:16,680 And then you see the little L and you're like, is it Slevin or is it Seven? 678 00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:17,680 Yeah. 679 00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:23,280 I always think of, well I didn't until recently but Kevin from the office, Lucky Number Eleven 680 00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:25,280 is what I've been calling it in my head. 681 00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:34,600 Because I just, so we, so 20, we get, what's his face? 682 00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:35,600 Josh Hartnett. 683 00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:41,560 Now this is going to be a Josh Hartnett appreciation episode because he's an underrated actor that's 684 00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:42,560 getting his due finally. 685 00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:47,400 And when I say underrated, maybe I'm wrong because I, now I was, I was looking into his 686 00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:48,400 career. 687 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:51,440 It's like I forgot that he was the star of Penny Dreadful. 688 00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:54,040 He did 30 Days a Night and that was a big hit. 689 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:59,800 And then now he currently has a banger right now called Trap, which I recently watched. 690 00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:02,600 And it is my rec rec so I'll get into it more later. 691 00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:04,480 But very good. 692 00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:08,600 So Josh Hartnett is Slevin. 693 00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:09,600 We'll just call him Slevin. 694 00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:10,600 That's his name. 695 00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:15,960 So we open with Bruce Willis and he's telling everybody about this family that got murdered 696 00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:22,760 because this guy got the wrong tip on a horse that was supposed to win a race. 697 00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:28,840 My only critique with the movie is that's right when I figured it out. 698 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,440 What did you figure out at that point? 699 00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:31,800 Who Slevin was. 700 00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:33,760 Oh yeah, no, I think my- 701 00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:37,600 I left it open because they didn't actually show them shooting the kid. 702 00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:41,280 I'm like, oh is that kid that got shot in the head, is that supposed to be him? 703 00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:44,120 My third note is Henry Josh Hartnett. 704 00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:45,720 And that's, I mean, yeah. 705 00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:49,920 There's a couple times, like later on I put, holy shit, Lucy Liu dies? 706 00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:50,920 Is that fake? 707 00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:52,400 Are those, are those squibs? 708 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:55,560 Why'd they kill Lucy? 709 00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:56,880 That was the twist that threw me off. 710 00:33:56,880 --> 00:34:00,200 No, but when I saw that I was like, I was like, no, no, that doesn't make sense. 711 00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,620 In my mind I was like Bruce Willis wouldn't kill her. 712 00:34:02,620 --> 00:34:04,440 But then he, but he would. 713 00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:11,120 And that's where my, my twist, where I was fucked up is for some reason, and I fixed 714 00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:16,600 it later, but for some reason I thought that Bruce Willis was in on this fake killing of 715 00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:18,360 her for some reason. 716 00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:22,080 So like in my mind I thought fake death, those are squibs. 717 00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:24,160 But Bruce Willis is in on it. 718 00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:26,360 And he, for some reason they're going to, that's going to lead to her. 719 00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:29,120 She needs to be dead for something, something, something. 720 00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:33,040 But then I realized that no, it's just, it was, he was doing his job. 721 00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:34,720 Fuck. 722 00:34:34,720 --> 00:34:39,800 Had a problem with the dad when he loses or whatever. 723 00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:42,640 They take him to that room, they knock him out from behind. 724 00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:43,640 Yeah. 725 00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:46,160 And he wakes up and he's like, where, where am I? 726 00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:48,020 And he's fucked up more. 727 00:34:48,020 --> 00:34:49,760 Like they just beat him up while he was unconscious. 728 00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:50,760 I like that. 729 00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:51,760 He's all covered. 730 00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:53,760 They were probably trying to wake him up. 731 00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:54,760 Wake up! 732 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:55,760 Wake up! 733 00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:56,760 Try the hammer. 734 00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:57,760 Wake up! 735 00:34:57,760 --> 00:34:58,760 Yeah, they fucked him up. 736 00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:00,000 Little bit of an overlooked part. 737 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,000 Yeah. 738 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:07,360 I also think another kind of an overused, an overlooked part a little bit is the timing 739 00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:14,080 of the fact that a doctor can give a horse an injection either right before the race, 740 00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:16,440 because we have to assume that the timing of that was off. 741 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:20,040 Cause I know that it showed him give the injection of the horse and then he's like, and then 742 00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:23,360 the, then news gets around town and then we see the race. 743 00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:26,920 But like, I'm sure that it's just, this is what's going to happen. 744 00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:27,920 That was just moviemaking. 745 00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:31,800 I think they, when it was, it was how they were explaining it, but yeah, it would happen 746 00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:32,800 right before the race. 747 00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:41,240 But I don't, I mean, how accurate do you have to be to know that your poison or your adrenaline 748 00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:46,880 or whatever the fuck you gave that horse is going to kill it right before the fucking 749 00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:52,320 finish line and not, cause it boosted it and it was about to win and then it died like 750 00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:53,320 literally I'm assuming. 751 00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:54,320 It could be like a, I don't think they knew it was just a horse. 752 00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:55,320 That was just, that was just a horse. 753 00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:58,320 It didn't kill the horse. 754 00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:03,320 It just took the horse down. 755 00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:05,320 They killed the horse afterwards. 756 00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:06,320 They killed the horse. 757 00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:07,320 No, no. 758 00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,880 He said even the cop was like, even the fucking horse dies. 759 00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:10,880 Yeah. 760 00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:11,880 Like they killed the horse. 761 00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:12,880 They killed everyone. 762 00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:13,880 No, no. 763 00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:14,880 The horse died in that moment. 764 00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:16,160 And you even see the jockey crying over the body. 765 00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:21,040 But it could have been like a, like a reverse, the drug they gave, cellulose and crank. 766 00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:25,160 So instead of, instead of it keeping you alive when you get adrenaline, when you start using 767 00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:26,360 adrenaline, it kills you. 768 00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:27,360 Sure. 769 00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:28,360 I could see that. 770 00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:29,360 I could see that. 771 00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:30,360 That's got to exist. 772 00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:31,360 If your heart beats fast enough. 773 00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:32,880 But they weren't trying to kill the horse. 774 00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:35,760 They were trying to make the horse faster and they just overdid it. 775 00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:41,920 No, that's the, that's the twisty part of all this Mike is Morgan Freeman hired a guy 776 00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:44,320 to juice the horse. 777 00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:47,320 And then the information, that's the horse that was supposed to win. 778 00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:53,000 Ben Kingsley came in and to make a, to make, he's new to town. 779 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:58,880 The rabbi comes in and to make a point, he, I think he pays the guy double or whatever, 780 00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:00,920 you know, to make it so that the horse dies. 781 00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:04,360 That was an intentional thing for the horse time to fuck everyone over. 782 00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:07,840 Cause Morgan Freeman was supposed to make money off of that, off of that rigged horse. 783 00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:08,840 It was a power move. 784 00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:13,480 Well, but if you pay attention later on, they said they were working together at that time. 785 00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:15,060 That's not right. 786 00:37:15,060 --> 00:37:16,800 They were working together. 787 00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:21,800 Then after that, at some point, which we don't see, he even tells him, then you got too big. 788 00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:24,200 So I had to take you down. 789 00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:28,120 So the thing between those two happened after that, they were working together at that time. 790 00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:31,840 Matter of fact, you can hear their voices in the scene with the dad. 791 00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:36,080 But the horse, that the horse wasn't supposed to win. 792 00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:43,280 They intentionally, I think what they maybe did was let the word out to book the, and 793 00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:44,680 then killed them. 794 00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:45,680 So that was a scheme. 795 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:46,680 Then both of them did. 796 00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:47,680 Okay. 797 00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:49,960 I thought it was a, they ended up later on going against each other. 798 00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:50,960 Fine. 799 00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:51,960 But this was a scheme. 800 00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:56,320 This fucked, they schemed to fuck over everybody. 801 00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:58,960 Like who was going to vote, who was going to like go to that rigs. 802 00:37:58,960 --> 00:37:59,960 Yeah. 803 00:37:59,960 --> 00:38:00,960 Yeah. 804 00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:01,960 So Josh Harden, it's dad. 805 00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:06,080 Well, some guy dies, but yeah, now that we all know it's Henry's dad. 806 00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:09,280 This movie leaves me with like a lot of questions. 807 00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:13,880 When you guys make a pot of coffee, do you use one cup of sugar? 808 00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:15,120 I don't drink coffee. 809 00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:17,480 I need a cup of sugar for my pot of coffee. 810 00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:18,760 That's a lot of pocket sugar. 811 00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:24,040 I think a cup of sugar is just a colloquial, like it's like a Norman Rockwell painting. 812 00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:25,040 Like some sugar. 813 00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:27,120 She just wanted to come in and see his dick. 814 00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:28,120 Yeah. 815 00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:29,800 But no one goes up, Hey, can I get some sugar? 816 00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:33,920 Also why is everyone in this movie so good at telling stories? 817 00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:35,640 Everyone's just a gifted storyteller. 818 00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:37,960 Like good enough to where there's a flashback. 819 00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:38,960 I love it. 820 00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:39,960 Like several times. 821 00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:40,960 I love it. 822 00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:41,960 This is like super newari. 823 00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:45,440 Lucy Lou is so unfazed by everything as well. 824 00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:46,440 She's a corner. 825 00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:51,520 She literally, you see her picking apart a dead at Burt's corpse and she's still like, 826 00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:52,960 she's still cheery or whatever. 827 00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:53,960 Like yeah, she's a wise. 828 00:38:53,960 --> 00:39:00,400 Bruce Willis spitting at the scene of a crime of murder and then framing someone. 829 00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:03,120 We wait framing who? 830 00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:08,240 When he, when he, uh, when he sets off his little Jew beacon, this guy has come through 831 00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:12,240 the wall, which I mean, there's a better way to handle that. 832 00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:16,160 You don't, you don't have to have, you know, you have to replace drywall every time. 833 00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:17,560 The alarm goes off. 834 00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:20,800 Uh, he kills all those guys and then he just spits on the ground. 835 00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:22,520 He was, but he did blow it up. 836 00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:24,020 He did blow the building up. 837 00:39:24,020 --> 00:39:27,560 I think it's going to be kind of hard to find that one little wad of spit. 838 00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:29,440 Plus they don't have them on file. 839 00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:30,440 They've never had a picture of them. 840 00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:31,440 They've never been seen. 841 00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:32,840 So there's no DNA on record. 842 00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:36,040 You know what I really like is kind of how accurate all of this is. 843 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:40,520 Cause I know the fact that he spit on the ground is absolutely okay because he blew 844 00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:41,520 the place up. 845 00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:47,120 I like that when later on, when they're looking at the fairies body and, uh, the cop goes, 846 00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:48,120 can we get some dental records? 847 00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:51,880 She's like, yeah, find me the bottom half of his jaw and his dentist. 848 00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:58,120 Like, like, and I'm just like, oh yeah, that's how fucking that's how dental records work. 849 00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:00,360 Probably like, like you go to a crime scene. 850 00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:02,560 I'm sure they have to go like, all right, here's the body. 851 00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:03,980 We've identified him. 852 00:40:03,980 --> 00:40:09,600 We can then go to his dentist, get those specific dental records for whatever reason. 853 00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:11,480 Um, like, yeah. 854 00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:16,760 So I just, the writing on this fucking movie is absolutely phenomenal. 855 00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:18,640 There's not a moment I was bored. 856 00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:19,640 I'm watching this. 857 00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:23,600 Not one fucking second went by in this movie where I was like, this is dragging. 858 00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:24,600 This is taking too long. 859 00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:25,600 I don't need to see this. 860 00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:27,200 This wasn't necessary. 861 00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:29,080 Every part of it was like, fuck yeah, fuck. 862 00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:30,080 Yeah. 863 00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:31,080 I love it. 864 00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:32,080 Great. 865 00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:33,080 Funny. 866 00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:34,080 Oh, that was cool. 867 00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:35,080 Uh, is he going to get punched again in the stomach? 868 00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:37,440 I love everyone who meets him is just punch him in the stomach. 869 00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:39,920 And then he's learned to not get hit in the face again. 870 00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:45,160 But, uh, so Kansas city shuffle, the first one where Bruce will is just talking to the 871 00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:47,600 guy and he's like, what's the Kansas city shuffle? 872 00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:50,760 It's like, well, you look over, it's where everybody's looking over to the left and then 873 00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:52,520 you go to the right. 874 00:40:52,520 --> 00:41:00,040 Um, and so he's like, so what the guy kind of looks up, he's like, so you look over there 875 00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:04,000 and then the homeless lady is gone and then snaps his fucking neck. 876 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:05,000 I'm like, Oh, 877 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,360 Oh, why'd you do that to that poor guy? 878 00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:09,520 And then they reveal, Oh, he assaulted a cheerleader. 879 00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:10,520 Yeah. 880 00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:14,320 I just looked up a Kansas city shuffles in advance form of bait and switch confidence 881 00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:19,400 game, employing misdirection, subterfuge, and playing on the marks, arrogance and or 882 00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:20,400 self loathing. 883 00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:25,180 Well, fuck, I'm a perfect mark for a Kansas city shuffle. 884 00:41:25,180 --> 00:41:28,040 Those last two things you said, arrogance and self loathing. 885 00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:31,280 I should get on a pillow and put it on my couch. 886 00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:35,680 Uh, if you're in Kansas city, do you just call it the shuffle? 887 00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:37,320 You just call it the shuffle. 888 00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:39,400 Uh, but I love it. 889 00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:42,120 So I also, I put, I like Bruce Willis with hair. 890 00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:43,960 I always have, I'm a fan. 891 00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:48,520 It doesn't look, it doesn't look right because you've seen him so often without it, but like, 892 00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:55,840 uh, is this a Christmas movie? 893 00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:59,240 Are you for every, every Bruce Willis movie being a Christmas movie? 894 00:41:59,240 --> 00:42:02,000 It's jumped over to just Bruce Willis movies that die hard. 895 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:05,520 I would watch a Christmas movie in the Slevin universe though. 896 00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:07,640 Shot the way that it's shot and I'll told the way it's told. 897 00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:12,640 I actually, one of my last notes is, um, I like, uh, 20 minutes. 898 00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:15,880 So at the end, it's like 20 minutes, the last 20 minutes is up. 899 00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:20,960 This is what happened in the movie, which I'm such a fan of because most of the time 900 00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:25,200 you get that in a movie, it's like just a five minute recap and they show you brief 901 00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:29,560 little clips of things to kind of show you like, Oh, I guess I could have maybe noticed 902 00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:30,560 that. 903 00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:32,120 And Oh, I guess he was there the whole time. 904 00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:34,080 Like, Oh, it's Spider-Man. 905 00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:39,720 The second Spider-Man, when you get the reveal of, um, sorry, the second Tom Holland Spider-Man, 906 00:42:39,720 --> 00:42:44,760 the one far from home, uh, far from home, when you get the reveal of, when you get the 907 00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:49,360 reveal of Mysterio and it shows that, Oh, the whole time they were walking around, it's 908 00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:53,280 like, I guess, I guess fine. 909 00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:54,520 That's a fun reveal. 910 00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:55,520 It's whatever. 911 00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:57,160 It's shocking that he was bad. 912 00:42:57,160 --> 00:43:04,040 Mysterio, no one knew who's bad, but then in this one you get 20 minutes of full 913 00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:10,320 scenes happening with people in the past, like, like fully brought together. 914 00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:12,680 Like it, it just, it pieces everything together. 915 00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:18,600 It doesn't like the movie doesn't hold your hand throughout the whole open, like the whole 916 00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:23,180 first hour and a half because it's like, we're, we're going to tell you what it is. 917 00:43:23,180 --> 00:43:24,800 So just enjoy the ride. 918 00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:25,800 It's funny. 919 00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:26,800 It's clever. 920 00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:27,800 It's great. 921 00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:28,800 You're going to love it. 922 00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:29,800 Mike, you watched it twice. 923 00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:35,680 Are you going back, do you notice like any kind of lack of urgency, uh, from like Lucy 924 00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:38,960 Lou meeting, uh, Josh Hardin for the first time? 925 00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:41,280 No, what I know, I don't think care. 926 00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:44,400 They're fucking friends missing, like friends missing and they don't care. 927 00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:49,760 Well, Josh doesn't care cause he knows where he is, but, um, yeah, Lucy Lou is just her 928 00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:52,360 whole character, honestly. 929 00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:58,060 Uh, and I love her and she's great in the part, but most of what she said in this movie 930 00:43:58,060 --> 00:44:05,120 is why I had to watch it a second time because she talks so fast throughout this that you 931 00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:06,800 cannot hear what she's saying. 932 00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:08,920 There's no way to discern half our dialogue. 933 00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:10,240 Well, I've been training. 934 00:44:10,240 --> 00:44:11,240 Yeah, exactly. 935 00:44:11,240 --> 00:44:15,320 Those of us that watch it one and a half speed or two speed all the time, probably good, 936 00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:20,160 but I thought I actually told my wife, I'll bet Andy loves her part in this because he 937 00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:21,160 can hear her. 938 00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:22,160 He can understand what she's saying. 939 00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:25,200 My wife has said, are watching this going, what the fuck did she just say? 940 00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:29,400 I put Lucy, she literally talked at a speed that's unbelievable. 941 00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:30,400 I never talked. 942 00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:33,720 I try not to objectify women in movies, but Lucy Lou is hot as fuck. 943 00:44:33,720 --> 00:44:35,120 I want to marry Lucy Lou. 944 00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:36,400 Lucy Lou is super cute. 945 00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:37,400 I love her. 946 00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:41,800 Cause she saw her in that cute little sweater in the script and you're like, Oh, I wish. 947 00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:42,800 Yeah. 948 00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:44,280 And then she started talking super fast. 949 00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:48,400 I was like, I love it so much. 950 00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:51,200 My wife wanted to marry Lucy Lou movie. 951 00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:53,880 She's so, this is one of her, my, one of my favorite roles of hers. 952 00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:58,440 I think, um, Lucy, Lucy, Lou, yours and your wife's hall pass. 953 00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:00,440 Now maybe. 954 00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:02,520 Yeah, that's great. 955 00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:06,440 Um, I was, but I was going to say is, um, how they, how they did the last like 20 minutes 956 00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:07,440 of just explaining stuff. 957 00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:14,880 I would watch an entire movie if done right, where it was just somebody explaining what 958 00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:15,880 just happened. 959 00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:18,440 Like, so it's like, Oh, I got one for you. 960 00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:19,440 The princess bride. 961 00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:21,160 Yeah, I guess. 962 00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:23,920 So that's telling a story. 963 00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:25,240 I want a little bit different. 964 00:45:25,240 --> 00:45:32,240 I want a movie to open at the end of an extremely like, just like a, like a crazy ass fucking 965 00:45:32,240 --> 00:45:33,240 thing just happened. 966 00:45:33,240 --> 00:45:38,920 Memento sort of, but Memento also cuts and it goes back and forth and it's not a, it's 967 00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:39,920 not a linear timeline. 968 00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:40,920 I love it. 969 00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:41,920 I love it too. 970 00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:45,920 Memento is phenomenal, but, uh, I, I don't know. 971 00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:49,000 And I guess this hasn't, I can't think of an example. 972 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:53,440 So maybe this hasn't been made yet, but you just, it's like, let me tell you what happened, 973 00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:56,680 but I don't want it to be like, and then, and then just cut to the beginning of a movie, 974 00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:59,760 show it like this, where it's just like scenes showing. 975 00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:00,760 I don't know. 976 00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:01,760 Maybe it wouldn't work. 977 00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:04,640 Maybe just as a TV show concept maybe would be like a cool way to do it. 978 00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:08,920 I feel like there's a lot of movies that start with the end and it's like over the top narration 979 00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:11,160 and the end scene and they go back. 980 00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:13,240 But before we get there, yeah, three was one. 981 00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:14,960 I, it starts with him. 982 00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:17,080 Like they start in the middle with a what's his face. 983 00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:18,080 He's dead now. 984 00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:22,040 But I guess what I'm going to shoot your wife in front of you. 985 00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:24,480 The way I'm seeing it is that, but what? 986 00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:26,520 Yeah, no, Deadpool was no, no. 987 00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:30,960 Deadpool's blowing up on the barrels and he's like, well, how'd we get here? 988 00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:31,960 Yeah. 989 00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:37,880 Uh, so Ratatouille, I guess what I'm thinking of is more like, you might be wondering how 990 00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:38,880 I got here. 991 00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:45,400 I'm thinking more like, uh, you do it like comedically almost like just take, if you 992 00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:50,360 were to just show someone the last 30 minutes of lucky numbers, 11, they technically get 993 00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:52,040 the entire plot. 994 00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:57,360 They don't need to watch the opening hour and a half because it just explains everything 995 00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:58,440 that happens. 996 00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:03,960 So would that be entertaining on its own without any of the prior stuff before it? 997 00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:04,960 It guess is what I'm trying to think. 998 00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:05,960 Could you take that? 999 00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:10,860 Could you just take what they did in the last half hour of that and extended another hour 1000 00:47:10,860 --> 00:47:17,720 and just continue the flow of we're basically explaining a movie you didn't watch in vignettes 1001 00:47:17,720 --> 00:47:24,080 and scenes and whatever in a way that's told at the end of a movie as opposed to the trope 1002 00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:26,220 of I wonder how I got here. 1003 00:47:26,220 --> 00:47:27,600 Let's go to the beginning of the movie. 1004 00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:29,080 That's your writing for lucky numbers. 1005 00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:30,080 What's the sequel? 1006 00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:33,320 Maybe didn't snatch kind of do that a little bit. 1007 00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:35,680 Uh, actually that is what I put. 1008 00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:36,820 I put sequel. 1009 00:47:36,820 --> 00:47:38,640 I literally wrote the note cause you're absolutely right. 1010 00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:44,360 I put sequel whole movie is explaining is what I put up and you're talking about snatch. 1011 00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:45,360 Yeah. 1012 00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:47,120 Didn't they kind of sequentially move things around? 1013 00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:51,200 They might have went out of order a few times, but like if they did, but I don't, but it 1014 00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:54,100 wasn't the whole, it's not exactly what I'm talking. 1015 00:47:54,100 --> 00:47:55,560 This is just such a niche. 1016 00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:56,560 Doesn't even matter at all. 1017 00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:57,560 It doesn't matter. 1018 00:47:57,560 --> 00:48:02,080 We, this is a great form of storytelling, like unrevealing everything in the end. 1019 00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:03,080 Yeah. 1020 00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:06,680 They did such a fucking good job that I thought maybe he could extend on it, but uh, tied 1021 00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:07,680 up a lot of loose ends. 1022 00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:09,640 They, they kind of answered all the questions you have. 1023 00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:14,080 It would be like if they made a, like a prequel to end game or like a movie before end game 1024 00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:19,480 where it's just about a captain America returning all the stones before they release end game 1025 00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:20,840 and then they release end game. 1026 00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:22,120 You're like, Oh shit. 1027 00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:23,120 All right. 1028 00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:24,120 That's why he was bringing all those back. 1029 00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:26,320 Is that kind of what you're getting at? 1030 00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:27,320 You want a whole movie? 1031 00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:28,320 Yeah. 1032 00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:29,320 Yeah. 1033 00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:31,960 It would be actually, I would even think after end game, I think what the payoff is the mystique. 1034 00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:33,560 You're like, okay, what's going on? 1035 00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:34,560 Like blah, blah, blah. 1036 00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:35,560 Yeah. 1037 00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:36,560 Instead of a whole movie, just explaining things. 1038 00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:40,600 I know it might get boring, but the ending is so powerful because it's filling in all 1039 00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:41,600 these things you were wondering. 1040 00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:42,600 It's refreshing or satisfying. 1041 00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:49,080 But then at the same time, think about Ant-Man and the way that, um, uh, Michael Penya's 1042 00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:51,120 character explains, it's like, Oh yeah. 1043 00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:53,280 So I was telling my friend, you know, whatever, right? 1044 00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:54,440 Remember how he does that? 1045 00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:57,680 All those sequences are the best parts of those movies. 1046 00:48:57,680 --> 00:49:02,000 And so like maybe in the sense of like that, you can mix the end of, if you took a mixture 1047 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:06,040 of that with the ending of lucky number 11, and I think you made it more comedic than 1048 00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:07,040 serious. 1049 00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:11,440 Like you're not going for a memento or, or, or even a snatch because I know snatch is 1050 00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:12,720 funny but like it's still dark. 1051 00:49:12,720 --> 00:49:14,000 I think if you, it doesn't matter. 1052 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:17,680 Isn't there a show on Netflix you could watch any, you could start with any episode. 1053 00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:18,680 Yeah. 1054 00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:19,680 No, not Bandersnatch. 1055 00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:20,680 Black Mirror. 1056 00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:22,640 I think it's a black, am I? 1057 00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:23,640 Yeah. 1058 00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:24,640 Black Mirror. 1059 00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:27,600 You could start with any episode and watch it in any order and it makes sense somehow. 1060 00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:29,520 Well, they're all different. 1061 00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:30,800 Black Mirror is like a Twilight Zone. 1062 00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:32,880 So you can watch any episode. 1063 00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:36,000 I think it's not, I don't think it's Black Mirror and it's not, I know what Bandersnatch 1064 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:37,000 is, it's not that either. 1065 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:40,760 It's some other show where I don't know what it's about. 1066 00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:42,240 It's just somebody explained it to me. 1067 00:49:42,240 --> 00:49:46,520 You can, there's 10 episodes and you can start with the end if you wanted to and then go 1068 00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:49,280 to two and then go to seven and you can watch it in any order. 1069 00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:50,280 Trailer Park Boys. 1070 00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:52,800 Yeah, Trailer Park Boys. 1071 00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:54,320 But there's a, there's a lot of shows like that. 1072 00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:58,520 Think about Seinfeld, think about The Simpsons. 1073 00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:02,060 You could watch literally any episode, if I were to put on any episode of The Simpsons 1074 00:50:02,060 --> 00:50:03,060 for anyone who's never seen it. 1075 00:50:03,060 --> 00:50:04,060 South Park. 1076 00:50:04,060 --> 00:50:05,060 South Park. 1077 00:50:05,060 --> 00:50:07,440 There's some that are two-parters, three-parters. 1078 00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:08,440 It's seasons. 1079 00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:09,440 So well. 1080 00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:10,840 Yeah, they started doing that now. 1081 00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:11,840 Futurama kind of. 1082 00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:16,240 No, no, but no, no, South Park, South Park you kind of have to watch in order, I guess. 1083 00:50:16,240 --> 00:50:18,560 No, no, later, no, no, especially, yes. 1084 00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:21,240 You guys are looking at me weird, but no, absolutely. 1085 00:50:21,240 --> 00:50:22,760 Not counting pilots or double episodes. 1086 00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:26,920 Talking about since, consistently since season 12. 1087 00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:27,920 Every single season. 1088 00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:28,920 Well, to understand certain intros. 1089 00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:29,920 Yeah. 1090 00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:33,720 Every single season it's had an overall story arc that's built like the PC Babies, like 1091 00:50:33,720 --> 00:50:44,160 the shit, when they turn Kenny's place into like a Shetimo or Shetipa town. 1092 00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:45,160 Shetipa, whatever it is. 1093 00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:46,160 Yeah. 1094 00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:47,560 God, have you guys played Stick of Truth or? 1095 00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:48,560 Yeah. 1096 00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:49,560 Oh God, those games are so good. 1097 00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:50,560 Oh, Fractured Butthole. 1098 00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:51,560 The Fractured Butthole. 1099 00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:52,560 The Fractured Butthole. 1100 00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:53,560 Yeah, that was great. 1101 00:50:53,560 --> 00:51:00,360 Yeah, no, so that, I don't think you can watch any South Park without having seen previous 1102 00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:02,720 South Park without, and having had the same impact. 1103 00:51:02,720 --> 00:51:08,240 But you can watch literally any episode of Seinfeld and it's the same. 1104 00:51:08,240 --> 00:51:13,200 There's no continuing anything because nothing ever carries over other than George's job 1105 00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:14,200 once in a while. 1106 00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:18,200 But like even that, they don't, there's nothing important enough about his job to make it 1107 00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:19,840 a key part of it, right? 1108 00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:24,200 So just like, yeah, there are, but I'm sure you were talking about something specific. 1109 00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:25,200 It doesn't matter. 1110 00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:27,240 Doesn't the moil make another appearance? 1111 00:51:27,240 --> 00:51:29,720 There are characters that reoccur at least once. 1112 00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:30,720 Sure. 1113 00:51:30,720 --> 00:51:31,720 Yeah. 1114 00:51:31,720 --> 00:51:37,360 But I agree, like you can't watch the finale for certain without, like that would be silly. 1115 00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:41,320 Watching all those people get angry at Seinfeld and friends and you're like, why? 1116 00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:42,960 Like, why are they mad? 1117 00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:45,720 You ever watch the finale of Seinfeld? 1118 00:51:45,720 --> 00:51:47,880 I just know it ends with a Green Day song. 1119 00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:49,840 It ends with them in court. 1120 00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:53,320 And I think it's a two parter, if I'm not mistaken, or maybe it's just one, but they're 1121 00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:58,480 in court and every person that they fucked over over the last 10 seasons of Seinfeld 1122 00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:02,800 come and just start saying like, they fucking sucked their assholes. 1123 00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:08,120 They did all this shit to us and they just sit there and take it for like, it's so good. 1124 00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:09,840 It's exactly how Seinfeld should have ended. 1125 00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:12,200 Is the soup guy one of them? 1126 00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:13,640 The soup guy, soup Nazi? 1127 00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:14,880 Yeah, absolutely. 1128 00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:19,480 So is the guy that I think gets a junior mint in his chest. 1129 00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:27,240 Cause I think doesn't Kramer drop a junior mint or something off of the observation deck 1130 00:52:27,240 --> 00:52:30,200 into an open heart surgery into some guy's chest? 1131 00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:32,280 I think that guy complains later. 1132 00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:38,520 So there's a, you know, there's a lost episode that they never made where Elaine, Elaine 1133 00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:40,560 has to get a gun. 1134 00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:44,880 And so Kramer, Kramer takes her to this guy he knows that sells guns. 1135 00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:45,880 That's awesome. 1136 00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:52,600 You know what I watched and this is a, I, I read a full script that somebody wrote several 1137 00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:58,520 years ago that is a theoretical script that would have, an episode that would have taken 1138 00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:01,080 place after 9-11. 1139 00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:03,520 And it's a 9-11 Seinfeld. 1140 00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:07,440 And the thing is it's so tastefully done. 1141 00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:14,120 It still makes light of a tragedy and it still makes jokes around it. 1142 00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:18,200 But from the perspective of New Yorkers who live in New York and love being in New York 1143 00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:20,720 and are like iconic to New York. 1144 00:53:20,720 --> 00:53:26,360 And so like Kramer, like it ends up like Kramer helps one of the terrorists. 1145 00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:29,720 That's one of the things he like got mixed up in some shit where like he, he's like, 1146 00:53:29,720 --> 00:53:30,720 I don't know. 1147 00:53:30,720 --> 00:53:31,720 I don't know, Jerry. 1148 00:53:31,720 --> 00:53:34,880 I gave him, I gave him some numbers and like, like a code to a building. 1149 00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:35,880 Like, I don't know. 1150 00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:37,280 And like, so it's like all this shit. 1151 00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:42,040 And then so they have to like Kramer, you just did 9-11, you know, like it's like this, 1152 00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:43,520 this whole thing. 1153 00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:44,520 It's interesting. 1154 00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:47,200 So if you're into that, go find it online, like, and read it. 1155 00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:49,680 It's actually pretty, pretty good. 1156 00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:54,920 So we get, I'm short for my height, which is such a great line. 1157 00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:56,040 She says what happened to your nose? 1158 00:53:56,040 --> 00:53:57,760 I was using it to break someone's fist. 1159 00:53:57,760 --> 00:54:00,240 Lucy Lewis fucking hot. 1160 00:54:00,240 --> 00:54:07,360 So ataraxia, then I stopped taking notes for a while, but ataraxia is the, is the condition 1161 00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:11,560 of like, you're just not bothered by anything, which I didn't know how to name. 1162 00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:13,520 Isn't that just Asperger's? 1163 00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:19,600 Actually, funny enough, there's a movie called, and I was just looking up Josh Hartnett. 1164 00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:22,960 He plays a guy with Asperger's. 1165 00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:29,360 I think Diane Kruger, no, maybe not her, but someone else plays a woman with Asperger's. 1166 00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:34,440 And in the thing, it's like, so two people with Asperger's, comma, a type of autism, 1167 00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:39,920 comma, it has to explain to you, it's like fall in love, but because of their Asperger's, 1168 00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:41,600 they can't, you know, it's difficult. 1169 00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:47,000 And so it's like, he's a, he's a very meticulous, routine oriented guy that like works in a 1170 00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:50,160 really like a pizza place or like a coffee shop or something, it's like very much like, 1171 00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:52,560 I need to watch this movie, I couldn't find it. 1172 00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:58,360 And then she's like a quirky little whatever, and they fall in love, but it's strange. 1173 00:54:58,360 --> 00:55:04,760 And this movie is such a positive, has such a positive representation of people with autism 1174 00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:09,240 that it's frequently played at autism festivals to this day. 1175 00:55:09,240 --> 00:55:12,320 Like it's one of those things where they'll play it because it's like, it's a positive. 1176 00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:14,160 What the fuck is an autism festival? 1177 00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:17,520 What, imagine a very, I don't think this exists. 1178 00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:20,120 I think you might've just used the wrong word. 1179 00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:23,760 If I were to make it, it's not the right thing to call a fidget spinner convention. 1180 00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:27,240 I think it'd be very well regimented. 1181 00:55:27,240 --> 00:55:29,000 I had to pick up very neat lines. 1182 00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:34,760 I had to pick up four boxes of 20 cookies from crumble cookies when I was door dashing 1183 00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:38,200 and I get the address, I go to the address and it's a school for autism. 1184 00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:41,120 And I'm like, Oh boy, keep a straight face. 1185 00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:45,720 And you hand it to them, I'll blow their fucking minds. 1186 00:55:45,720 --> 00:55:48,800 I became their God. 1187 00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:52,760 Has anyone ever used your first name as an excuse to call you autistic, like autistic 1188 00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:53,760 Austin? 1189 00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:57,440 Austism or Ostowitz. 1190 00:55:57,440 --> 00:55:59,440 My Jewish friend coined that one. 1191 00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:00,440 Okay. 1192 00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:01,800 Well, I'm glad a Jewish friend did it. 1193 00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:04,520 Because if you would come up with that one, problematic. 1194 00:56:04,520 --> 00:56:07,340 I think just a little bit, right? 1195 00:56:07,340 --> 00:56:08,340 Just like we know. 1196 00:56:08,340 --> 00:56:09,340 Accurate. 1197 00:56:09,340 --> 00:56:10,340 Accurate. 1198 00:56:10,340 --> 00:56:11,340 Yeah. 1199 00:56:11,340 --> 00:56:20,200 So at Araxia, he, so the whole thing is Morgan Freeman lives in one building. 1200 00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:21,200 The rabbi lives. 1201 00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:23,760 So the boss lives in one building and the rabbi lives in the other building. 1202 00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:26,720 They're across the street from each other in downtown New York. 1203 00:56:26,720 --> 00:56:30,720 Love how they just like stare at each other, like dogs, like staring out the window. 1204 00:56:30,720 --> 00:56:31,720 Yeah. 1205 00:56:31,720 --> 00:56:33,160 They're always looking at each other. 1206 00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:36,280 I don't think they can really see each other because of how old they are and all that bulletproof 1207 00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:38,880 glass and the glare or whatever, but they think that they're looking at it. 1208 00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:42,800 So they're probably all just, they're probably like offset by like five feet and they're 1209 00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:46,800 just staring at like nothing. 1210 00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:54,400 And so I like that their characters are different in such significant ways that even though 1211 00:56:54,400 --> 00:57:00,040 they hold the same sort of position, it's their vibe is so different. 1212 00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:06,880 So like when he gets picked up by Morgan Freeman's goons, Elvis and Dick, I think the guy's name 1213 00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:09,640 is or whatever, which was a funny exchange. 1214 00:57:09,640 --> 00:57:14,600 I thought maybe a little too goofy from the bigger of the two goons, the non Elvis guy, 1215 00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:15,600 the one with the teeth. 1216 00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:19,760 I thought, ah, it was just like, we're playing too much in the slapstick comedy territory. 1217 00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:24,600 Not a fan, but I'm glad he didn't get that much screen time and it moves on to like wittier, 1218 00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:26,040 quicker dialogue after that. 1219 00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:33,400 But when Josh Hartnett gets taken to the boss, Morgan Freeman, he's patted down. 1220 00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:38,720 It's all like, you know, very secure when he gets into the room, there's a big ass bodyguard 1221 00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:46,400 there with him and he meets the boss and the boss tells him that his son got murdered. 1222 00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:52,680 The whole time they think that he's Nathan, Nathan Fisher or Nick Fisher. 1223 00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:54,480 We're not at that episode yet. 1224 00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:55,480 What? 1225 00:57:55,480 --> 00:57:56,480 Nathan, Nate Fisher. 1226 00:57:56,480 --> 00:57:57,880 We're not at that episode yet. 1227 00:57:57,880 --> 00:57:58,880 Sorry. 1228 00:57:58,880 --> 00:57:59,880 That's a check out rehash. 1229 00:57:59,880 --> 00:58:04,720 Check out a six feet under with Nate Fisher and Dave Fisher, the Fisher family six feet 1230 00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:06,840 under. 1231 00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:11,560 So we get the like Morgan Freeman surrounds himself. 1232 00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:14,440 He has guards on the, on the, on the ledge walking around. 1233 00:58:14,440 --> 00:58:17,320 Like there's guards out in front of the building, just kind of walking around and shit like 1234 00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:20,360 he's got guards everywhere. 1235 00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:27,120 The rabbi, it doesn't, the rabbi, it's a, he has power through like, I don't even know, 1236 00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:28,540 but he is armed. 1237 00:58:28,540 --> 00:58:30,560 He's armed and Morgan Freeman is not. 1238 00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:31,960 And that's what makes like the difference. 1239 00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:37,120 Like the boss relies on the security around him, but the rabbi takes it into his own hands. 1240 00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:41,080 He's like, I'm like, and that's the, I guess what makes them different. 1241 00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:42,080 Right. 1242 00:58:42,080 --> 00:58:46,200 And so Morgan Freeman's son gets killed. 1243 00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:50,200 He gets Nick Fisher who owes him a lot of money, or at least he gets Josh Hartnett who's 1244 00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:56,200 in Nick Fisher's apartment, or at least we all know now that it's all a ploy that Nick 1245 00:58:56,200 --> 00:59:03,800 Fisher is dead and he's just waiting to get, I guess, put with the fairy's body to make 1246 00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:04,800 it invited. 1247 00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:05,800 Basically. 1248 00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:09,200 That's what the whole, at the end, when he says, how do you get them, it's the, how do 1249 00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:11,320 I get access to both of you? 1250 00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:12,360 And it's by doing this. 1251 00:59:12,360 --> 00:59:17,600 So they kill Morgan Freeman's son, they frame it on the rabbi. 1252 00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:22,960 Then Morgan Freeman wants, the boss wants Nick to kill the rabbi's son. 1253 00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:24,800 And that's now the catalyst of the movie. 1254 00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:26,680 So now they're going back and forth between the two. 1255 00:59:26,680 --> 00:59:28,800 Bruce Willis is between them. 1256 00:59:28,800 --> 00:59:29,800 He's Big Cat. 1257 00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:32,160 I think they call him Big Cat. 1258 00:59:32,160 --> 00:59:33,160 Or Good Cat. 1259 00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:34,160 Good Cat. 1260 00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:35,160 Okay. 1261 00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:36,160 So there's Good Cat and Bad Cat. 1262 00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:37,160 And he's Good Cat. 1263 00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:38,160 And... 1264 00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:39,160 Good Cat. 1265 00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:40,160 What? 1266 00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:41,160 What? 1267 00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:42,160 Big Cat. 1268 00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:50,200 So Big Cat comes in and he's, he is telling them that he needs Nick Fisher to make it 1269 00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:51,200 not look like a job. 1270 00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:53,760 It's like, I don't want this job to look like a job. 1271 00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:54,760 So he's like, all right, I'm going to need somebody. 1272 00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:56,760 I'm going to need a Patsy or whatever. 1273 00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:57,920 So he looks through the books. 1274 00:59:57,920 --> 01:00:01,760 They find the guy that they already planned on using who has a lot of money that's owed, 1275 01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:02,760 Nick Fisher. 1276 01:00:02,760 --> 01:00:07,360 And they use that as a way to get Josh Harden in there. 1277 01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:10,520 So Josh, I don't think he was supposed to meet Lucy Lou. 1278 01:00:10,520 --> 01:00:11,520 That was an accident. 1279 01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:15,760 Lucy Lou just kind of came in unannounced, caught, neighbor. 1280 01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:16,760 Yeah. 1281 01:00:16,760 --> 01:00:21,480 And so I guess, do you think she was into Nick? 1282 01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:22,480 Like her Nick? 1283 01:00:22,480 --> 01:00:23,480 Let's hope not. 1284 01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:24,480 She was just friends. 1285 01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:28,360 She just walked into, she just walked into his house. 1286 01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:30,640 And do you think he had to register as a sex offender? 1287 01:00:30,640 --> 01:00:33,600 No, I think it was very, very Seinfeld, New York. 1288 01:00:33,600 --> 01:00:34,600 I think she just crossed the hall. 1289 01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:35,600 She just didn't have a good intuition. 1290 01:00:35,600 --> 01:00:37,600 Comes in just like Kramer. 1291 01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:38,600 Yeah. 1292 01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:39,600 Okay. 1293 01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:41,600 But do you think he had to register as a sex offender? 1294 01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:43,920 He definitely forced himself on a 14 year old girl. 1295 01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:46,720 We heard that in the, in later on in this movie. 1296 01:00:46,720 --> 01:00:49,720 So he's an absolute sex offender. 1297 01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:54,000 If he moved into that building, he would have had to either, maybe not go door to door because 1298 01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:57,840 as I'm finding out lately, people keep, I keep getting these letters in the mail of 1299 01:00:57,840 --> 01:01:01,120 like a sex offender just moved in your neighborhood and it just shows a picture. 1300 01:01:01,120 --> 01:01:02,120 I guess that's good enough now. 1301 01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:04,120 Was that, was that happening yet? 1302 01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:05,520 No, it wasn't. 1303 01:01:05,520 --> 01:01:06,520 I don't know if that was. 1304 01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:07,520 In 2006 we had Megan's law. 1305 01:01:07,520 --> 01:01:10,920 Yeah, we had, we had that stuff, but that's, I don't, they don't really make it clear 1306 01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:14,280 that he was a sex offender as in like caught. 1307 01:01:14,280 --> 01:01:15,420 The mob knew he was. 1308 01:01:15,420 --> 01:01:17,520 That does not mean that the police knew he was. 1309 01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:23,560 No, I thought he spent seven years in prison for forcing himself on, they say jail. 1310 01:01:23,560 --> 01:01:28,800 He spent X amount of time in, it's not even, it's not even the mobster that say it. 1311 01:01:28,800 --> 01:01:30,240 I think the cops are the ones that say it. 1312 01:01:30,240 --> 01:01:35,080 I think it's like Nick Fisher is a creep that's forced himself, spent five years, six years 1313 01:01:35,080 --> 01:01:36,560 in prison or whatever for this. 1314 01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:40,320 So like he's a convicted guy. 1315 01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:46,240 So if maybe she doesn't check her mail or maybe he, whatever, whatever, but I'm just 1316 01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:51,000 saying Lucy Lou, the only red flag I have is that if she knew he was a sexual offender 1317 01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:55,600 and that he definitely forced himself on a four-year-old girl, her choosing to remain 1318 01:01:55,600 --> 01:02:00,200 friends with him, that's kind of a red flag for Josh Hardnett's character. 1319 01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:04,900 But then at the same time, he's a killer or is he? 1320 01:02:04,900 --> 01:02:09,680 We don't know anything about Josh Hardnett in between kid and this movie. 1321 01:02:09,680 --> 01:02:16,560 So we don't know if he's been working with Good Cat as another assassin or if they. 1322 01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:20,540 Well it's not his first time out, his skills, you can tell it's not his first time out. 1323 01:02:20,540 --> 01:02:24,000 But that could also just be from like Good Cat training him how to use a gun, that kind 1324 01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:25,000 of stuff. 1325 01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:30,080 But then do you think it's like he lived his whole life waiting for Good Cat to give him 1326 01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:31,080 like the opportunity? 1327 01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:33,920 Like you think Good Cat hit him up and was like. 1328 01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:37,920 I'm sure they were planning it for a while, like planning this revenge for a while. 1329 01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:41,600 Because I think even Good Cat was like, nah, fuck these guys. 1330 01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:45,200 That's kind of when the whole plan started. 1331 01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:50,240 Yeah, I like the end thing that Josh Hardnett says to them as he's killing both of them. 1332 01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:53,800 He's just like, you both ruined my, you killed everyone I ever loved, you ruined my life, 1333 01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:54,800 fuck you. 1334 01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:56,160 And then just kills him. 1335 01:02:56,160 --> 01:02:57,640 Like that's a good ending. 1336 01:02:57,640 --> 01:02:59,960 Like that's a good thing to say because it's not overblown. 1337 01:02:59,960 --> 01:03:03,920 It's like from such a well written movie, the fact that he's just like, fuck you, and 1338 01:03:03,920 --> 01:03:05,800 then kills him, I'm just like. 1339 01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:09,120 And speaking about how well written, going back to character development and what you 1340 01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:14,880 were saying about the two bad guys in this, well they're all bad guys, but the boss and 1341 01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:18,840 the rabbi, how different they played their death scenes. 1342 01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:20,920 Okay, I was going to get into that. 1343 01:03:20,920 --> 01:03:21,920 Holy shit. 1344 01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:22,920 Jesus Christ. 1345 01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:27,560 Talk about a master class in directing and acting and everything. 1346 01:03:27,560 --> 01:03:34,160 The framing, just the shot composition of them both being tied up so close to each other. 1347 01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:45,040 That scene where they, it's so beautiful because at first, Morgan Freeman thinks that he's 1348 01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:50,120 dead, that he's been caught, and that the rabbi's behind him with a gun. 1349 01:03:50,120 --> 01:03:53,040 And then he realizes the rabbi's there, next to him. 1350 01:03:53,040 --> 01:04:01,360 And so then they have this almost friendly, like a reconnection, like reunion. 1351 01:04:01,360 --> 01:04:06,600 Just like almost friendly back and forth until he's like, you killed my son. 1352 01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:08,280 Like you did the one thing we weren't going to do. 1353 01:04:08,280 --> 01:04:10,400 And then the rabbi's like, I didn't kill him. 1354 01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:11,840 I had nothing to do with that. 1355 01:04:11,840 --> 01:04:14,600 But when Morgan Freeman, he's like, well, your son's dead. 1356 01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:17,000 And then you see the rabbi turn, he's like, why? 1357 01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:18,400 And it hits him. 1358 01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:21,080 And he's like, it's like, oh, you didn't know? 1359 01:04:21,080 --> 01:04:22,080 Your son's fucking dead. 1360 01:04:22,080 --> 01:04:23,720 And he starts laughing at him. 1361 01:04:23,720 --> 01:04:27,840 And it just becomes this, and he's like, I'll fucking, I'll kill you, dude. 1362 01:04:27,840 --> 01:04:31,320 I'm like, oh my God, it went from, it went from these two dudes haven't seen each other 1363 01:04:31,320 --> 01:04:36,560 in 20 years to like, there was a reason they were friends to now they fucking hate each 1364 01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:37,560 other so much. 1365 01:04:37,560 --> 01:04:39,680 And then when they're learning everything. 1366 01:04:39,680 --> 01:04:40,680 And they reveal it to Josh. 1367 01:04:40,680 --> 01:04:46,000 And you just see, you see like, you see the boss being stubborn and willing to like go 1368 01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:49,520 down, go down being, being the boss. 1369 01:04:49,520 --> 01:04:51,520 You see the rabbi whisper. 1370 01:04:51,520 --> 01:04:57,400 He like looks at him like, I've got this, like I've got money. 1371 01:04:57,400 --> 01:04:58,400 No one's paying. 1372 01:04:58,400 --> 01:05:01,720 And like, and Josh Hart's like, it's like, there is no thing. 1373 01:05:01,720 --> 01:05:02,720 I did this. 1374 01:05:02,720 --> 01:05:06,200 I love that after that point though, the rabbi just kind of accepts it. 1375 01:05:06,200 --> 01:05:07,200 That's what I was, yeah. 1376 01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:08,800 Dude, then the rabbi just sits there and he goes. 1377 01:05:08,800 --> 01:05:09,800 He's like, fuck. 1378 01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:10,800 Yeah. 1379 01:05:10,800 --> 01:05:11,800 Have you seen law abiding citizen? 1380 01:05:11,800 --> 01:05:12,800 Yeah. 1381 01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:16,120 Like the ending of that where he's just kind of like, oh fuck, he got me. 1382 01:05:16,120 --> 01:05:17,120 Well, fuck. 1383 01:05:17,120 --> 01:05:18,120 It's just. 1384 01:05:18,120 --> 01:05:19,120 It's about the explosion. 1385 01:05:19,120 --> 01:05:20,120 Yeah. 1386 01:05:20,120 --> 01:05:22,640 He just sits down and takes it. 1387 01:05:22,640 --> 01:05:24,120 Freeman struggles the whole time. 1388 01:05:24,120 --> 01:05:25,720 That's the, they play it completely different. 1389 01:05:25,720 --> 01:05:29,840 So he puts the bags over their heads and I like that he just puts it over their heads. 1390 01:05:29,840 --> 01:05:31,320 Like they're not before he died. 1391 01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:32,320 Yeah. 1392 01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:34,200 They're both like, they know they're about to die. 1393 01:05:34,200 --> 01:05:38,200 You see Ben Kingsley character and he's just like, he's just like, okay, Zen, this is about 1394 01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:39,200 to happen. 1395 01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:41,920 Like he's been Zen the whole time. 1396 01:05:41,920 --> 01:05:43,400 And then the boss is like fight. 1397 01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:46,920 He's like pulling his head back when, when he's putting the thing around and he's like 1398 01:05:46,920 --> 01:05:49,360 leaning back and then he's struggling while he's dying. 1399 01:05:49,360 --> 01:05:53,500 And then the rabbi just sits there and just fucking dies. 1400 01:05:53,500 --> 01:05:54,500 It was amazing. 1401 01:05:54,500 --> 01:05:57,080 It was one of the best scenes of any movie I've ever seen. 1402 01:05:57,080 --> 01:05:58,080 Yeah. 1403 01:05:58,080 --> 01:06:00,400 It was incredible. 1404 01:06:00,400 --> 01:06:05,280 So get some, get some new racial slurs. 1405 01:06:05,280 --> 01:06:06,280 I've never heard before. 1406 01:06:06,280 --> 01:06:11,320 Now I've heard of the darkies, but the skull caps for Jewish people. 1407 01:06:11,320 --> 01:06:13,480 Oh, that was a new one. 1408 01:06:13,480 --> 01:06:19,100 I did like the two out of the four goons, out of the four goons, the two couples of 1409 01:06:19,100 --> 01:06:26,000 doons, I like the Jewish ones better because the weird looking guy, the Hasidic Jew guy 1410 01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:27,520 with the one that didn't talk. 1411 01:06:27,520 --> 01:06:28,520 Wow. 1412 01:06:28,520 --> 01:06:29,520 What a weird looking dude. 1413 01:06:29,520 --> 01:06:30,520 Like that. 1414 01:06:30,520 --> 01:06:31,880 He was like, I just liked the way he looked. 1415 01:06:31,880 --> 01:06:32,880 It was crazy. 1416 01:06:32,880 --> 01:06:34,520 I do have one question that maybe someone can answer. 1417 01:06:34,520 --> 01:06:36,560 I watched this movie twice and never figured out. 1418 01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:44,080 There's one recurring thing in this movie that I don't think is ever addressed, but 1419 01:06:44,080 --> 01:06:51,600 there are, I'm going to say 18 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in this movie. 1420 01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:52,600 Yeah. 1421 01:06:52,600 --> 01:06:55,680 I don't, is it ever addressed at all? 1422 01:06:55,680 --> 01:06:56,680 No. 1423 01:06:56,680 --> 01:07:00,160 This dude eats a peanut butter jelly sandwich every five minutes in this movie. 1424 01:07:00,160 --> 01:07:02,880 Is there exactly seven of them? 1425 01:07:02,880 --> 01:07:10,400 No, what I think, he was raised by an assassin who was never a father. 1426 01:07:10,400 --> 01:07:12,680 So he's just like, peanut butter and jelly all day long. 1427 01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:14,000 That's what you're eating. 1428 01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:16,520 That's a great thing to make for a kid. 1429 01:07:16,520 --> 01:07:17,520 Kids love it. 1430 01:07:17,520 --> 01:07:18,520 They'll eat it. 1431 01:07:18,520 --> 01:07:19,520 Like coming from a young dad. 1432 01:07:19,520 --> 01:07:23,960 Wasn't there something his dad gave it to him in the car when they're talking? 1433 01:07:23,960 --> 01:07:24,960 Maybe it was a peanut butter. 1434 01:07:24,960 --> 01:07:25,960 I think it was a reference to that was a watch. 1435 01:07:25,960 --> 01:07:26,960 It's not just a watch. 1436 01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:27,960 He said, didn't he mention it? 1437 01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:30,960 Didn't he mention it? 1438 01:07:30,960 --> 01:07:33,920 We'll get a peanut butter jelly sandwich after maybe something like that. 1439 01:07:33,920 --> 01:07:34,920 Something along those lines. 1440 01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:42,760 So many times my wife went, why is he always eating a peanut butter jelly sandwich? 1441 01:07:42,760 --> 01:07:46,120 I really like, I like Brendan's theory a lot. 1442 01:07:46,120 --> 01:07:51,920 I'm going to say that's canon because that's like, it has to be that good cat raises him. 1443 01:07:51,920 --> 01:07:57,720 I like that they establish in the very beginning of the movie that Josh Hartnett's character 1444 01:07:57,720 --> 01:08:04,400 Henry is, or Slevin is, well Henry, but is his real name. 1445 01:08:04,400 --> 01:08:05,400 That's the boy's name. 1446 01:08:05,400 --> 01:08:07,000 But Slevin is smart. 1447 01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:08,000 Like he's really smart. 1448 01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:11,720 Because like when he's repeating back that entire broadcast from earlier in the day from 1449 01:08:11,720 --> 01:08:15,000 the baseball plays to his dad, his dad's like, he got all that from the radio? 1450 01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:16,000 Like cool. 1451 01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:21,520 And so like it makes sense that Slevin's able to like play these people. 1452 01:08:21,520 --> 01:08:24,520 Like I think he let the boss win in chess. 1453 01:08:24,520 --> 01:08:29,000 And I think that was a move deliberately because he first says like, no, don't do that. 1454 01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:31,080 And then the boss says, everyone let's be weighed. 1455 01:08:31,080 --> 01:08:35,120 And then Hartnett's sitting there and he doesn't want a week to do this. 1456 01:08:35,120 --> 01:08:36,520 He wants to have it done three days. 1457 01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:41,300 So he loses on purpose just to make it look even more like he's the guy. 1458 01:08:41,300 --> 01:08:43,240 So like that was deliberate. 1459 01:08:43,240 --> 01:08:44,640 I think he could have beat him in chess probably. 1460 01:08:44,640 --> 01:08:49,360 I think one of my favorite lines from the movie was like at the very end with Bruce 1461 01:08:49,360 --> 01:08:52,920 Willis when he catches them at the train station. 1462 01:08:52,920 --> 01:08:53,920 It's like you don't understand. 1463 01:08:53,920 --> 01:08:54,920 He's like, no, I do. 1464 01:08:54,920 --> 01:08:55,920 I'd understood. 1465 01:08:55,920 --> 01:09:00,920 I think he says like I'd have understood. 1466 01:09:00,920 --> 01:09:02,560 And like because it's him. 1467 01:09:02,560 --> 01:09:05,280 Because he remembers the moment where he looks at the boy's face. 1468 01:09:05,280 --> 01:09:06,720 And he's like, I would have understood. 1469 01:09:06,720 --> 01:09:07,720 That's history. 1470 01:09:07,720 --> 01:09:09,160 From the DVD commentary, there was a deal. 1471 01:09:09,160 --> 01:09:12,520 The alternate scene was filmed in which Slevin filmed. 1472 01:09:12,520 --> 01:09:14,280 Oh, yeah. 1473 01:09:14,280 --> 01:09:15,280 They didn't use it obviously. 1474 01:09:15,280 --> 01:09:18,960 But that would have been a completely different ending to this movie. 1475 01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:19,960 Is there any good trivia? 1476 01:09:19,960 --> 01:09:22,040 Too dark though, they said. 1477 01:09:22,040 --> 01:09:23,040 If they. 1478 01:09:23,040 --> 01:09:24,040 Yeah, a little bit. 1479 01:09:24,040 --> 01:09:25,040 That's what that was where I got that. 1480 01:09:25,040 --> 01:09:28,640 And then two things. 1481 01:09:28,640 --> 01:09:38,000 The Lucy Lou's reaction to the opening of the when she walked back in and he's flashing 1482 01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:40,320 her, that was real. 1483 01:09:40,320 --> 01:09:41,320 Her reaction was real. 1484 01:09:41,320 --> 01:09:42,320 I'm saying. 1485 01:09:42,320 --> 01:09:43,320 But not his. 1486 01:09:43,320 --> 01:09:44,320 That was not his penis. 1487 01:09:44,320 --> 01:09:45,320 Wasn't that? 1488 01:09:45,320 --> 01:09:46,320 Yes, it was. 1489 01:09:46,320 --> 01:09:48,160 Just tell you, it's on the DVD commentary. 1490 01:09:48,160 --> 01:09:50,160 It's what she said. 1491 01:09:50,160 --> 01:09:51,640 Everybody wants to fuck Lucy Lou. 1492 01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:53,640 I don't know. 1493 01:09:53,640 --> 01:09:54,960 Looks like he's the real sex offender. 1494 01:09:54,960 --> 01:09:55,960 The reaction's real. 1495 01:09:55,960 --> 01:09:58,680 That was the point was to get the real reaction. 1496 01:09:58,680 --> 01:10:04,640 And then the other interesting part, and I didn't notice this until I went back to watch 1497 01:10:04,640 --> 01:10:08,600 the second time I did notice it, but the first time I didn't. 1498 01:10:08,600 --> 01:10:12,200 There's you know, the parts of this that are in black and white, it's telling you which 1499 01:10:12,200 --> 01:10:14,280 parts made up the whole time. 1500 01:10:14,280 --> 01:10:18,520 All the black and white is the part of the story that he's making up. 1501 01:10:18,520 --> 01:10:19,520 Interesting. 1502 01:10:19,520 --> 01:10:22,240 I didn't think about that. 1503 01:10:22,240 --> 01:10:24,880 I didn't remember any black and white parts. 1504 01:10:24,880 --> 01:10:25,880 Interesting. 1505 01:10:25,880 --> 01:10:29,840 It's like the see the color red and six cents or something. 1506 01:10:29,840 --> 01:10:31,120 So it's something to keep an eye on. 1507 01:10:31,120 --> 01:10:35,680 Charlie Chaplin once entered a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest and came in third. 1508 01:10:35,680 --> 01:10:36,680 That's a story. 1509 01:10:36,680 --> 01:10:39,120 Yeah, I've heard that before. 1510 01:10:39,120 --> 01:10:40,120 I wonder if it's true. 1511 01:10:40,120 --> 01:10:41,120 It is. 1512 01:10:41,120 --> 01:10:45,360 I mean, but he says the way he says it, now that's a story. 1513 01:10:45,360 --> 01:10:47,360 Like I think it might be just one of those myths. 1514 01:10:47,360 --> 01:10:48,360 Well, yeah. 1515 01:10:48,360 --> 01:10:49,360 Because this is silent. 1516 01:10:49,360 --> 01:10:55,340 This is honestly, it's wasn't there like the Beatles competition of some sort and then 1517 01:10:55,340 --> 01:10:58,080 like one of the Beatles entered and didn't make it. 1518 01:10:58,080 --> 01:11:00,480 I never heard of that. 1519 01:11:00,480 --> 01:11:11,920 I know that in the movie Bubba Hotepp, it postures that Elvis at the height of his fame 1520 01:11:11,920 --> 01:11:13,800 was like, I don't want to do this anymore. 1521 01:11:13,800 --> 01:11:19,640 And so he found the world's best Elvis impersonator to take over for him. 1522 01:11:19,640 --> 01:11:22,320 And then he went off to go fuck off in obscurity. 1523 01:11:22,320 --> 01:11:28,880 And that Elvis impersonator immediately got into drugs, got fat, did everything that Elvis 1524 01:11:28,880 --> 01:11:34,240 did after that one after like sort of certain point and then died fat and overweight on 1525 01:11:34,240 --> 01:11:35,240 a toilet. 1526 01:11:35,240 --> 01:11:36,240 Did he get buried at his house, though? 1527 01:11:36,240 --> 01:11:37,240 Did he get buried? 1528 01:11:37,240 --> 01:11:38,240 Yeah, he got buried at Graceland. 1529 01:11:38,240 --> 01:11:39,240 I've been to Graceland. 1530 01:11:39,240 --> 01:11:40,240 I didn't know that there was a grave slight. 1531 01:11:40,240 --> 01:11:47,240 I stayed at a cute little Elvis hotel across the street from Graceland. 1532 01:11:47,240 --> 01:11:49,520 It has like a guitar shaped pool and shit. 1533 01:11:49,520 --> 01:11:50,520 That's cool. 1534 01:11:50,520 --> 01:11:51,520 We were just passing through. 1535 01:11:51,520 --> 01:11:54,360 We it was too expensive to go into Graceland. 1536 01:11:54,360 --> 01:11:56,680 They charge a lot for tickets to walk around. 1537 01:11:56,680 --> 01:12:00,440 So but they charge a lot less to go check out his airplane. 1538 01:12:00,440 --> 01:12:03,720 And so we got the five dollar tickets for the airplane. 1539 01:12:03,720 --> 01:12:04,720 Here's some trivia. 1540 01:12:04,720 --> 01:12:06,200 My grandma met Elvis when she was a little girl. 1541 01:12:06,200 --> 01:12:07,200 Really? 1542 01:12:07,200 --> 01:12:08,680 If only she had known that was her window. 1543 01:12:08,680 --> 01:12:10,080 If only she had known what? 1544 01:12:10,080 --> 01:12:12,120 That was her window. 1545 01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:16,920 But she was also friends with somebody who was dating one of the Beach Boys. 1546 01:12:16,920 --> 01:12:18,960 Oh, which one? 1547 01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:23,000 I think Brian Wilson. 1548 01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:24,640 She's been she's like been in his house. 1549 01:12:24,640 --> 01:12:26,360 She lived down the street from him. 1550 01:12:26,360 --> 01:12:30,720 There's a certain point of dating Brian Wilson where it's like you should have done something 1551 01:12:30,720 --> 01:12:32,920 to help the guy probably got him away. 1552 01:12:32,920 --> 01:12:33,920 No, he was like a teenager. 1553 01:12:33,920 --> 01:12:35,640 Like they were they were all teenagers. 1554 01:12:35,640 --> 01:12:37,720 They were just getting started as a good Lord. 1555 01:12:37,720 --> 01:12:38,720 I watched that. 1556 01:12:38,720 --> 01:12:41,720 John Cusack that plays him. 1557 01:12:41,720 --> 01:12:42,720 We don't. 1558 01:12:42,720 --> 01:12:43,720 Yeah. 1559 01:12:43,720 --> 01:12:44,720 Yeah. 1560 01:12:44,720 --> 01:12:45,720 The John. 1561 01:12:45,720 --> 01:12:46,720 Yeah, we don't have to talk about John Cusack. 1562 01:12:46,720 --> 01:12:48,720 John Cusack Beach Boys. 1563 01:12:48,720 --> 01:12:50,560 Damn it, John. 1564 01:12:50,560 --> 01:12:54,440 You're better than this. 1565 01:12:54,440 --> 01:12:55,440 And that they're. 1566 01:12:55,440 --> 01:12:56,440 Yeah, but it's good. 1567 01:12:56,440 --> 01:12:57,440 It's very good. 1568 01:12:57,440 --> 01:12:58,440 And the way that they recorded. 1569 01:12:58,440 --> 01:12:59,440 Oh, God, I think it's a David song. 1570 01:12:59,440 --> 01:13:00,440 Doesn't matter. 1571 01:13:00,440 --> 01:13:03,440 So what's what's your favorite quote from this movie? 1572 01:13:03,440 --> 01:13:04,440 Oh, mine. 1573 01:13:04,440 --> 01:13:05,440 It's I've probably already said I'm fuck shit. 1574 01:13:05,440 --> 01:13:06,440 Jesus for me. 1575 01:13:06,440 --> 01:13:07,440 I wrote down four different quotes and one of them you just said was the Charlie Chaplin. 1576 01:13:07,440 --> 01:13:08,440 That was I thought it was interesting how the everyone in this movie got their own quotes. 1577 01:13:08,440 --> 01:13:09,440 This movie was really well written in that way, too. 1578 01:13:09,440 --> 01:13:10,440 Like there's there's no one else in this movie that's got a quote like that. 1579 01:13:10,440 --> 01:13:11,440 I mean, I think it's a good thing. 1580 01:13:11,440 --> 01:13:12,440 I think it's a good thing. 1581 01:13:12,440 --> 01:13:13,440 I think it's a good thing. 1582 01:13:13,440 --> 01:13:14,440 I think it's a good thing. 1583 01:13:14,440 --> 01:13:15,440 I think it's a good thing. 1584 01:13:15,440 --> 01:13:25,440 I think it's good. 1585 01:13:25,440 --> 01:13:40,440 Yeah, Morgan Freeman just saying fuck it was entertaining. 1586 01:13:40,440 --> 01:13:42,440 Yeah, that was. 1587 01:13:42,440 --> 01:13:43,440 That was here's the rabbi. 1588 01:13:43,440 --> 01:13:47,680 says I've been hearing that a lot lately. He tells the story about the horse. The first 1589 01:13:47,680 --> 01:13:50,480 time someone calls you a horse you punch them on the nose. Second time someone calls you 1590 01:13:50,480 --> 01:13:54,120 a horse you call them a jerk. Third time someone calls you a horse well then it's perhaps it's 1591 01:13:54,120 --> 01:14:00,240 time to go shopping for a saddle. Yeah. Yeah. That was the rabbi got that one. The boss 1592 01:14:00,240 --> 01:14:05,040 I bet it was that mouth that got you that nose. Yep. That's a good line. And then good 1593 01:14:05,040 --> 01:14:09,320 cat how'd you find out about us? I'm a world class assassin fuckhead how do you think I 1594 01:14:09,320 --> 01:14:14,120 found out? Yeah. That was great. They gave everybody these kind of lines though that 1595 01:14:14,120 --> 01:14:21,880 made them cool versus. I like how she like her it's like oh Colombo always says that 1596 01:14:21,880 --> 01:14:26,920 there you got to find it's like you go to the scene what was it find something that's 1597 01:14:26,920 --> 01:14:30,480 been missing something something that's been added or something that's been moved and like 1598 01:14:30,480 --> 01:14:35,800 that's where you like that's that's where you start. But they've got their own things. 1599 01:14:35,800 --> 01:14:38,880 Yeah. I like how she and then what's what's crazy is you're thinking in the beginning 1600 01:14:38,880 --> 01:14:43,080 you're like oh she's trying to be a detective or whatever but she legitimately works for 1601 01:14:43,080 --> 01:14:48,440 the coroner's office which goes hand in hand with the police you see her working with a 1602 01:14:48,440 --> 01:14:52,600 bad cat. That's what they do that's what a coroner does is try to figure stuff out. Dude 1603 01:14:52,600 --> 01:14:58,800 I love that Stanley Tucci's character he gives you very briefly in the beginning he was my 1604 01:14:58,800 --> 01:15:02,400 bookie too 20 years ago and you don't really think anything about it you just think like 1605 01:15:02,400 --> 01:15:06,440 oh maybe just the guy that used to have a bookie but then you don't really think that 1606 01:15:06,440 --> 01:15:14,080 he's talking about this particular guy used to be his bookie 20 years ago. That's a connection 1607 01:15:14,080 --> 01:15:20,720 that is a fucking direct connection to everything. The phone later at the end when he gets. Yeah 1608 01:15:20,720 --> 01:15:24,720 but I'm just like yeah it's just what's the actor's name that he's talking to that plays 1609 01:15:24,720 --> 01:15:28,760 the other top or whatever. Stanley Tucci. No the other one that he's talking to on the 1610 01:15:28,760 --> 01:15:37,360 phone. Oh wait the detective. The one that's on the story yeah. Oh god. What is his name? 1611 01:15:37,360 --> 01:15:43,080 I don't know. It was making me crazy I didn't look it up. But I know he's been in. Thousands. 1612 01:15:43,080 --> 01:15:51,200 He's been in like a lot of things but he when he's explaining everything to a bad cat or 1613 01:15:51,200 --> 01:15:57,800 good cat a bad cat and so bad cat is Stanley Tucci and when Stanley Tucci's hearing all 1614 01:15:57,800 --> 01:16:04,880 this he's getting like oh fuck. Like you can see he's like he's figuring everything out. 1615 01:16:04,880 --> 01:16:08,680 And in my mind I'm thinking like because I didn't know that he was the bad guy. Like 1616 01:16:08,680 --> 01:16:12,000 I didn't know that he was one of the people. Like that was a twist that shocked me. So 1617 01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:17,360 like when I'm watching it I was like oh he's beating himself up for not putting it together. 1618 01:16:17,360 --> 01:16:21,200 Not he's beating him he's putting it together and he's realizing oh shit they're going to 1619 01:16:21,200 --> 01:16:24,600 come after me soon. And then when the gun gets put to the back of his head he again 1620 01:16:24,600 --> 01:16:31,040 he's like he knows it's going to come and then I just look. Just fucking know nothing. 1621 01:16:31,040 --> 01:16:39,600 Just pops his bad cat or whatever. And his name was bad cat. Oh so good. 1622 01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:44,920 I love the scene with the rabbi when he first meets the rabbi. When Slevin first meets the 1623 01:16:44,920 --> 01:16:48,800 rabbi and he comes in and he's like well why did you just let me in here. That's when he 1624 01:16:48,800 --> 01:16:51,680 pulls out the shotgun and he's like well I was armed. I was just waiting to see if you 1625 01:16:51,680 --> 01:16:56,640 were because if you shot if you were it would have been kosher to kill you. I thought that 1626 01:16:56,640 --> 01:17:02,680 was such a kind of a good touch. Yeah as long as I it's what did he say if I'm defending 1627 01:17:02,680 --> 01:17:09,840 myself it's not premeditated or whatever. And then Hartnett says kosher and the guy 1628 01:17:09,840 --> 01:17:20,680 says close enough. Close enough. Yeah. Which I love. Yeah so and then at the end because 1629 01:17:20,680 --> 01:17:24,560 I'd already thought that it was fake for Lucy Liu but I wasn't sure. And then so at the 1630 01:17:24,560 --> 01:17:29,800 end I was like but why they kill Lucy Liu. Why. And then wait. What the fuck. And then 1631 01:17:29,800 --> 01:17:35,720 like I was literally just writing these down like what the fuck. The bus depot everybody's 1632 01:17:35,720 --> 01:17:42,920 wearing black. Everyone. In that scene. The very last scene when they're all in the except 1633 01:17:42,920 --> 01:17:49,480 for Lucy Liu. So everyone in the it's weird but there's not a single speck of color on 1634 01:17:49,480 --> 01:17:52,800 anyone's clothes. I don't know if that was intentional. And then I like that one of the 1635 01:17:52,800 --> 01:18:00,120 last things we see is what he's has the gun at young Henry and young Henry looks at him 1636 01:18:00,120 --> 01:18:07,800 and he's there the car. It's like so he's like you're good cat. Call me Mr. Good cat. 1637 01:18:07,800 --> 01:18:15,240 I love it. In the radio. Kansas. And it's Kansas City shuffle. What a great way to end 1638 01:18:15,240 --> 01:18:23,360 it. So like yeah. Honestly this is I'm when I recommended this last week I hadn't seen 1639 01:18:23,360 --> 01:18:28,720 it for probably 15 years 10 years maybe. It's been a while. It's been. Yeah. And I think 1640 01:18:28,720 --> 01:18:33,240 the reason I had to watch this because I knew that it was one of those movies that you only 1641 01:18:33,240 --> 01:18:38,320 watch every once in a blue moon so that you can maybe forget some of the twists. And I'm 1642 01:18:38,320 --> 01:18:43,040 glad that I waited this long because I didn't see a lot of it coming. Maybe the whole fake 1643 01:18:43,040 --> 01:18:48,400 blood squib thing was a memory that came up that flowed to the top. And that's why I thought 1644 01:18:48,400 --> 01:18:54,920 that that's what it was. Maybe I can catch it. But yeah I think this is absolutely one 1645 01:18:54,920 --> 01:18:59,560 of the best movies we've recorded on the review group reviewed for the show. I think it's one 1646 01:18:59,560 --> 01:19:08,840 of the best noir movies ever made. It's a great who done it sort of like like or what's 1647 01:19:08,840 --> 01:19:13,520 going on. It's whatever that game is with the ball cups where they're just moving it 1648 01:19:13,520 --> 01:19:16,920 around. That's the game. You just don't know where the ball is at any moment. And then 1649 01:19:16,920 --> 01:19:20,600 they lift up all three. There's nothing there. They put it down. There's a ball under each 1650 01:19:20,600 --> 01:19:23,400 cup and you just don't know what the fuck's happening. And then the whole time you've 1651 01:19:23,400 --> 01:19:27,520 been getting robbed by someone behind you. They took your wallet and now they're fucking 1652 01:19:27,520 --> 01:19:33,280 your wife. And that's how it feels. But in a good way. So I'm going to I'm ready to rate 1653 01:19:33,280 --> 01:19:40,160 this if you guys are. All right. I feel like we should have that segment noise for when 1654 01:19:40,160 --> 01:19:45,200 it comes down to rating. It should be the law and order. Dun dun. What we say becomes 1655 01:19:45,200 --> 01:19:55,120 law for everyone. OK. But I gave it a nice C plus. The C plus. Yeah. It's a little low. 1656 01:19:55,120 --> 01:20:01,360 Why? Why not? That's just below B. I mean that's pretty damn good. OK. But what didn't 1657 01:20:01,360 --> 01:20:05,520 you like about it? It doesn't mean I didn't like anything. I liked it. I just as far as 1658 01:20:05,520 --> 01:20:12,520 a radio goes. What? What didn't you love about it? What does it matter? You're going to change 1659 01:20:12,520 --> 01:20:17,160 my grade. I'm not going to change your grade. I might change your grade. Honestly, as far 1660 01:20:17,160 --> 01:20:22,640 as like crime and like what's happening, I thought Snatch was better. I'd give Snatch 1661 01:20:22,640 --> 01:20:28,600 like a B, B minus. And then this is like right up there with C plus. It's this. Probably 1662 01:20:28,600 --> 01:20:33,440 the same reason I had to watch it twice. It's one of those things, though. It's like that's 1663 01:20:33,440 --> 01:20:38,080 wild rated now. I guess it was kind of weird seeing Morgan Freeman be a bad guy. Yeah. 1664 01:20:38,080 --> 01:20:44,960 It's a film that's as intelligent as entertaining. It's is it too clever for its own good? Sometimes. 1665 01:20:44,960 --> 01:20:49,920 A little bit of that. Yeah. A little bit of that. Lucy, Lucy. Hot but annoying. Does 1666 01:20:49,920 --> 01:20:55,280 it tie itself in knots trying to outsmart the audience? You bet your ass it does. OK. 1667 01:20:55,280 --> 01:21:00,960 But you know what? It's also more fun than it has any right to be. Cinematic equivalent 1668 01:21:00,960 --> 01:21:07,840 of a magic trick. It's all smoke and mirrors, but when it works, it's a hell of a show. 1669 01:21:07,840 --> 01:21:16,240 OK, so my rating is a B minus. Four point five convoluted coincidences. Oh, oh yeah. 1670 01:21:16,240 --> 01:21:29,040 I'm going to give it four out of five Jew beacons. Hebrew, Hebrew beacons. You ever think 1671 01:21:29,040 --> 01:21:35,520 there'd be a Hebrew Jewish Hebe PS? No, we can't do Hebe. No, Hebe is offensive. Apologize 1672 01:21:35,520 --> 01:21:42,720 for that one. Sorry. Hebe. No, no, apologize again. I mean. Sorry. OK. Don't don't touch 1673 01:21:42,720 --> 01:21:50,720 your necklace. And I OK, what's your rating? Well, this movie made me forget about Singularity 1674 01:21:50,720 --> 01:21:57,640 for an hour and a half. So I enjoyed it. I mean, it was a fun movie. A lot of fun. I 1675 01:21:57,640 --> 01:22:00,800 thought I'd seen it when I was younger. I hadn't seen it. So it's kind of enjoyable 1676 01:22:00,800 --> 01:22:06,240 to watch. I watched it with my wife. She she loved this movie. She just pops up right there. 1677 01:22:06,240 --> 01:22:10,880 I've never seen this before, but it's always popped up somewhere. It was on something and 1678 01:22:10,880 --> 01:22:15,040 I just keep it keep coming into my life and I never not enough to make me watch it. Yeah. 1679 01:22:15,040 --> 01:22:19,760 Yeah. The cover looked interesting, but I just never played it. But yeah, I give it 1680 01:22:19,760 --> 01:22:34,880 a solid B. Five out of five kosher kills. All right. So. It's going to be a solid B 1681 01:22:34,880 --> 01:22:41,040 no matter what, because you got four or four and a half five. I mean, yeah. Yeah. Unless 1682 01:22:41,040 --> 01:22:47,880 you run it. So I I'll just be honest. I I gave it a B plus. It's one of my favorite 1683 01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:51,200 movies. I love it. It's so funny. You've heard everything I've been talking about all the 1684 01:22:51,200 --> 01:22:57,680 reasons why. So and more importantly, I give it a 11 out of 10. But more importantly than 1685 01:22:57,680 --> 01:23:05,280 that is OK. So Austin gives it a 11 out of 10 C plus in quotation marks. A Mike gives 1686 01:23:05,280 --> 01:23:13,120 it a 11 out of 10 with a B minus in quotation marks. Brennan gives it a 11 out of 10 with 1687 01:23:13,120 --> 01:23:19,440 a B in quotation marks. And I give it a B plus. This is a B plus movie with 11 out of 1688 01:23:19,440 --> 01:23:27,440 10. Seven out of 10 like a seat. No, so Levin, I made up my own number. It's a 11 out of 1689 01:23:27,440 --> 01:23:39,680 10 B plus. Cool. Thanks for voting. Now. Well, just you can do better next time. Now this 1690 01:23:39,680 --> 01:23:45,560 is Austin's pick. Oh, yeah. For next. Let's let's wait for Brennan to get done using your 1691 01:23:45,560 --> 01:23:51,520 day. OK, this is another public service. Do you want to clean asshole? Get yourself a 1692 01:23:51,520 --> 01:23:57,360 bidet there on Amazon. You do rec recs before a pic. No, let's do your pick first. All right. 1693 01:23:57,360 --> 01:24:01,480 So the way I decided to pick this, I was like I wanted to be as authentic to how Mike picks 1694 01:24:01,480 --> 01:24:09,640 Singularity. So I I I what I did was I put a dildo in my ass. Now hold on a second. I 1695 01:24:09,640 --> 01:24:15,600 put a dildo in my ass and then I pulled up to be on my TV and then I took a bunch of 1696 01:24:15,600 --> 01:24:20,680 darts and threw them at my TV on the home screen where all the movies are. And I picked 1697 01:24:20,680 --> 01:24:24,560 five movies and then I put them on a poster board and I put them on the floor and the 1698 01:24:24,560 --> 01:24:28,240 dildo in my ass. It's one of the ones that has the suction cup on the end of it. So I 1699 01:24:28,240 --> 01:24:33,920 squatted over this poster board, see? And then I did the schmurter dance and I spun around 1700 01:24:33,920 --> 01:24:39,080 until the dildo fell out and it landed on my movie pic. That's exactly how Mike picks 1701 01:24:39,080 --> 01:24:48,440 his movies. How did you know? How did you know? So I ended up on the movie. This is 1702 01:24:48,440 --> 01:24:58,160 the one. SLC Punk one and two. No, I've never wanted to watch these fucking movies. SLC 1703 01:24:58,160 --> 01:25:04,600 Punk one and two. It's more how we picked it. It's another cult classic just like Boondock 1704 01:25:04,600 --> 01:25:09,320 Saints and if it was just the one movie I would have picked just the one movie but then 1705 01:25:09,320 --> 01:25:14,000 I noticed they were both on there. So SLC Punk came out like in the 90s. I love one. 1706 01:25:14,000 --> 01:25:20,120 Two I haven't seen. Two is on there too. Two came out way later and I can't really go into 1707 01:25:20,120 --> 01:25:26,640 what two is about without ruining one. Please don't ruin one. It's a good movie. All right. 1708 01:25:26,640 --> 01:25:33,040 I'll keep an open mind. You did miss how he picked his movie, Brendan? He decided to do 1709 01:25:33,040 --> 01:25:39,920 the Mike route where you of course Mike every morning sticks a dildo in his ass. He then 1710 01:25:39,920 --> 01:25:44,680 throws a dart board at the TV to pick his five movies at random and then he puts those 1711 01:25:44,680 --> 01:25:49,200 five movies on a mat on the floor and then he show them the dance. Yeah, I do the schmurder 1712 01:25:49,200 --> 01:25:52,880 dance with the dildo in my ass. And then when the dildo falls out the suction cup on the 1713 01:25:52,880 --> 01:25:57,280 other end, whatever it falls on happens to be the movie that we're picking. Well, I'm 1714 01:25:57,280 --> 01:26:01,720 glad it was a good movie at least. Enjoyable movie. Yeah, also and if you don't like two 1715 01:26:01,720 --> 01:26:12,000 because I know you guys are going to like one, I'm dying. Fucking cancer. If you don't 1716 01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:17,880 like two, you can hate me even more because I actually donated to the GoFundMe campaign 1717 01:26:17,880 --> 01:26:22,760 that helped me get this movie made. So I contributed to this movie being made. With producer, you 1718 01:26:22,760 --> 01:26:27,360 didn't say with producer Austin Farrell. Yeah, let me put that on there with producer Austin 1719 01:26:27,360 --> 01:26:32,400 Farrell. Did you check the credits to see if they put you in there? Yeah, did they? Some 1720 01:26:32,400 --> 01:26:35,520 of them they do. I don't know. I don't know if they do that for GoFundMe because that's 1721 01:26:35,520 --> 01:26:41,640 a lot of fucking names. Yeah, you know what's up? They did reach their goal. So maybe there's 1722 01:26:41,640 --> 01:26:50,640 a game called Sea of Stars that came out last year, a retro style RPG in the same vein as 1723 01:26:50,640 --> 01:26:56,280 Chrono Trigger. If you're familiar with those, like an old school, like Super Nintendo kind 1724 01:26:56,280 --> 01:26:59,520 of game with a lot of quality life changes that make it like totally worth playing. You 1725 01:26:59,520 --> 01:27:04,080 can find it on any modern platform. But it was kickstart. There's a lot of kickstarter 1726 01:27:04,080 --> 01:27:11,680 like backing and funding with it. And so to they commemorate you in the game, but of course, 1727 01:27:11,680 --> 01:27:16,680 thousands of people. So like, can't really like, you'd have to find a way to do it. And 1728 01:27:16,680 --> 01:27:21,280 so for this, this the second movie, you had to donate a certain amount to get featured. 1729 01:27:21,280 --> 01:27:24,800 There's like different tiers and I just did the basic tier. Yeah. In this one, I think 1730 01:27:24,800 --> 01:27:31,880 it's any amount of tier got you in this thing. But the way they did it was there's a secret 1731 01:27:31,880 --> 01:27:39,320 graveyard that you go to. And then in the graveyard, you go to, you can go to the record 1732 01:27:39,320 --> 01:27:43,320 keeper and tell them what number you are. And they'll tell you like how to get to your 1733 01:27:43,320 --> 01:27:47,240 grave. And then when you go to the grave, it says like, here lies Michael Larson or 1734 01:27:47,240 --> 01:27:53,120 something or whatever the message you wanted to say. And I thought that's a cool, like 1735 01:27:53,120 --> 01:27:58,680 you can actually go in and then what's kind of interesting is the completionist, who's 1736 01:27:58,680 --> 01:28:04,800 Gerard something is a guy on on YouTube. And it's not often that I've not recommended 1737 01:28:04,800 --> 01:28:08,840 you go check them out because he's actually like canceled right now. But in the sense 1738 01:28:08,840 --> 01:28:15,280 that he was he completes games, he's just the completionist. So he 100% games. That's 1739 01:28:15,280 --> 01:28:21,720 his whole thing is like he and it's very interesting. He's very entertaining. But well, and Sea 1740 01:28:21,720 --> 01:28:26,480 of Stars was a game that he absolutely tried to help get off the ground. And so they made 1741 01:28:26,480 --> 01:28:30,720 him into a character in the game. And it's very cool. I didn't know that it was him. 1742 01:28:30,720 --> 01:28:34,200 But then when I when I found out it was him, I was like, Oh, yeah, that's definitely him 1743 01:28:34,200 --> 01:28:43,440 in the game. And so he had a charity that he was like collecting money for and then 1744 01:28:43,440 --> 01:28:47,920 never like paid the money to where it was supposed to go. And he got into like millions 1745 01:28:47,920 --> 01:28:52,440 of dollars and he got like in a lot of fucking trouble. People like hate him online. And 1746 01:28:52,440 --> 01:28:56,920 he came out some apology where he's like, Well, it's not that I didn't I didn't spend 1747 01:28:56,920 --> 01:29:00,760 the money on anything. It's just that didn't give it to people that needed it or whatever. 1748 01:29:00,760 --> 01:29:04,880 And people are like, Yeah, it's still fraud and like all this stuff. And so the game Sea 1749 01:29:04,880 --> 01:29:10,840 of Stars got rid of them. So there was an update that released where they replaced the 1750 01:29:10,840 --> 01:29:16,160 completionist character in there with another guy, just a random sprite or whatever. Yeah, 1751 01:29:16,160 --> 01:29:20,600 there's a lot of GoFundMe scans, the people that pretended to give money to a homeless 1752 01:29:20,600 --> 01:29:23,920 guy, but he was actually their friend and they got all this money. That's smart. A whole 1753 01:29:23,920 --> 01:29:30,700 bunch of those. That's smart, bro. Can we do that? We probably could. You mean ability 1754 01:29:30,700 --> 01:29:36,880 wise or should we do that? We started GoFundMe to buy the rights to Singularity. Oh, and 1755 01:29:36,880 --> 01:29:42,120 then buy the rights to a shitty movie. And then destroy a recall. Find out everyone who 1756 01:29:42,120 --> 01:29:45,080 bought it and we'll do a recall. I don't even think there is there a physical release if 1757 01:29:45,080 --> 01:29:49,200 there is. We probably don't even need to do a GoFundMe to buy Singularity. It's probably 1758 01:29:49,200 --> 01:29:56,000 like a hundred dollars. Perfect. Buy it tomorrow. You know what we could do is I want to have 1759 01:29:56,000 --> 01:30:02,640 paid get enough money to pay John Cusack to spit on it and bury it. We could do a GoFundMe 1760 01:30:02,640 --> 01:30:10,120 literally. It could be done to do your workplace comedy, which battlefield or the workplace 1761 01:30:10,120 --> 01:30:17,560 comedy. We could battlefield or do the workplace comedy. I think that if we really want it, 1762 01:30:17,560 --> 01:30:22,960 we could go to Stephen King's website and he has these little dollar darlings that he 1763 01:30:22,960 --> 01:30:26,560 has. And I think if you're a film student or something, we'd be able to maybe find a 1764 01:30:26,560 --> 01:30:33,920 way to meet the requirements for it. But he lets you, he lets students for free or for 1765 01:30:33,920 --> 01:30:38,320 like a dollar, I think, make movies based on his lesser known properties that aren't 1766 01:30:38,320 --> 01:30:43,240 sold for millions of dollars because he's written so many fucking things. Yeah. Like 1767 01:30:43,240 --> 01:30:52,320 the other John Cusack masterpiece, Cell. Well, Cell is a hell of a lot better than Singularity. 1768 01:30:52,320 --> 01:30:59,760 Cool. So as always, we have a little segment on the show that we like to call Recommendate, 1769 01:30:59,760 --> 01:31:22,480 Recreational Recommendations. 1770 01:31:22,480 --> 01:31:31,600 Alright so for this one, I'll go first. I always go last and I always never have anything. 1771 01:31:31,600 --> 01:31:38,040 Josh Hartnett appreciation hour, bro. I last night downloaded, well, I downloaded a list 1772 01:31:38,040 --> 01:31:42,520 of Josh Hartnett movies. I'm using, again. From buying the DVD, downloaded the digital 1773 01:31:42,520 --> 01:31:47,480 copy from when he came with the DVD. Yeah, I downloaded a list, PDF, that had like all 1774 01:31:47,480 --> 01:31:55,480 of his, instead of just going on the DVD. And when I, I came, I stumbled across. I don't 1775 01:31:55,480 --> 01:32:03,840 think you really appreciate it. No, I, I, I, look, for the record, for the record, when 1776 01:32:03,840 --> 01:32:08,640 I Google a movie, I always find, I try to go where to watch. I'm subscribed to most 1777 01:32:08,640 --> 01:32:11,880 streaming platforms. Most of the time it's not an issue. It's just every now and then 1778 01:32:11,880 --> 01:32:16,040 when something is literally, you can't find it. And I really want to support him so I 1779 01:32:16,040 --> 01:32:19,960 spent the $3.99 on Amazon to buy it. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. If you really got 1780 01:32:19,960 --> 01:32:31,440 to find it, go spend the $3.99. So, we, there's a few movies. So first off, the director of 1781 01:32:31,440 --> 01:32:35,880 Lucky Number Slevin directed a movie that I'm going to watch called Gangster Number 1782 01:32:35,880 --> 01:32:44,560 One. Came out in 2000 starring Paul Bettany as a young, so it's, I forgot the older guy, 1783 01:32:44,560 --> 01:32:50,840 there's a famous actor who's, who's a, he's a gangster and he's just kind of like Lucky 1784 01:32:50,840 --> 01:32:56,520 Number Slevin. He's explaining his rise to being where he is today. And Paul Bettany 1785 01:32:56,520 --> 01:33:01,920 plays his younger self doing all the, all the brutal shit that he does. And it looks 1786 01:33:01,920 --> 01:33:05,520 very stylish and very cool. And it's by the guy that directed Lucky Number Slevin, so 1787 01:33:05,520 --> 01:33:13,180 I thought that was cool. What was the one that, okay, so there's a few, just if you 1788 01:33:13,180 --> 01:33:19,720 like Josh Hartnett, absolutely go see if it's still in the theater, Trap. And if it's not 1789 01:33:19,720 --> 01:33:24,480 in the theaters, then wait for it to come out to streaming, but absolutely watch Trap. 1790 01:33:24,480 --> 01:33:28,600 It's the new M. Night Shyamalan movie. It's the new Josh Hartnett movie. Oh, M. Night 1791 01:33:28,600 --> 01:33:33,560 Shyamalan Mading Dong? M. Night Shyamalan Mading Dong. It stars M. Night Shyamalan's 1792 01:33:33,560 --> 01:33:40,760 daughter. Well, sort of stars. I mean, yeah, she's stars. She's definitely a star in it. 1793 01:33:40,760 --> 01:33:48,280 But unlike other M. Night Shyamalan movies, this one is good beginning to end. Like, and 1794 01:33:48,280 --> 01:33:53,600 I'm not saying that obviously there are Shyamalan movies that are phenomenal beginning to end. 1795 01:33:53,600 --> 01:33:58,200 You can look at most of his earlier stuff from Unbreakable, Six Sands, Signs, all of 1796 01:33:58,200 --> 01:34:04,040 that shit. Awesome. Then you get to the happening. And for some reason, everybody was like, fuck 1797 01:34:04,040 --> 01:34:07,680 M. Night Shyamalan. It was the village in the happening back to back where everyone's 1798 01:34:07,680 --> 01:34:15,800 like, he sucks. He's the worst. All of his twists suck. And then he did a people say 1799 01:34:15,800 --> 01:34:21,040 he made the worst movie of all time with The Last Airbender. And I'm like, did he? I believe 1800 01:34:21,040 --> 01:34:25,920 it. I don't. I never watched the anime. So I went into The Last Airbender, the M. Night 1801 01:34:25,920 --> 01:34:32,200 Shyamalan version, and I walked away going, that was a cool CGI filled story of some bullshit. 1802 01:34:32,200 --> 01:34:37,660 Right. So I'm like, okay, great. No big deal. Wasn't I wasn't harmed by it. But then everyone 1803 01:34:37,660 --> 01:34:43,400 who watched the show hated it, lost their fucking collective minds. They boycotted M. 1804 01:34:43,400 --> 01:34:47,560 Night Shyamalan. It took them years to recover from that. He did a movie called Devil. And 1805 01:34:47,560 --> 01:34:52,280 if you have not watched Devil, Devil's one of his just underrated classics. Is that the 1806 01:34:52,280 --> 01:34:57,400 elevator? That's the elevator. I love that. It's a group. It's awesome. It's literally 1807 01:34:57,400 --> 01:35:02,560 a group gets stuck in an elevator and the lights keep flickering on and off. And every 1808 01:35:02,560 --> 01:35:07,240 time they go off, like the first time it goes off, someone's like, what the fuck? Someone 1809 01:35:07,240 --> 01:35:11,640 just touch me. And then like the second time somebody gets stabbed and then people start 1810 01:35:11,640 --> 01:35:15,800 dying in this elevator. And literally they're trying to figure out who in this tiny little 1811 01:35:15,800 --> 01:35:19,800 elevator is killing them. Like four people. And there's only I think it was more. There's 1812 01:35:19,800 --> 01:35:24,920 like maybe five or six to start. But like, but like there's only there's only a handful 1813 01:35:24,920 --> 01:35:31,080 of people. Imagine the tense situation that you're in. If it's just like right now, someone 1814 01:35:31,080 --> 01:35:34,280 had just died and it's between the four of us to figure out who the killer is. I know 1815 01:35:34,280 --> 01:35:37,800 it's me. Don't even you don't have to worry about it. I would say everyone take your shoelaces 1816 01:35:37,800 --> 01:35:43,800 off and tires both your hands to the railing until we get out of here. That's something 1817 01:35:43,800 --> 01:35:48,680 the killer would say. You wouldn't just kill yourself like every other time? No, I feel 1818 01:35:48,680 --> 01:35:53,240 like there's a way out. I feel like there's a way out. I just killed myself. But that's 1819 01:35:53,240 --> 01:35:57,680 a great that's a great movie. I love it. I'm not going to say anything about the ending. 1820 01:35:57,680 --> 01:36:02,920 Just if that's a tense movie, definitely worth the watch. And then I recently watched Old, 1821 01:36:02,920 --> 01:36:13,040 which was is one where a family gets a family and then a couple of another couple gets conned 1822 01:36:13,040 --> 01:36:18,840 on this vacation into going to a secluded beach. And then when they get to this, the 1823 01:36:18,840 --> 01:36:23,800 secluded beach and it's a couple with their their kids, like young kids, like your age 1824 01:36:23,800 --> 01:36:29,000 kids, like five, maybe one was like 10 or 12. And the other one's like five or six. 1825 01:36:29,000 --> 01:36:35,000 And then they start realizing that they're aging a year or two, like a year every hour 1826 01:36:35,000 --> 01:36:40,600 or every 30 minutes. So it's like they're rapidly aging and they're trying to figure 1827 01:36:40,600 --> 01:36:45,440 out what's going on. So that's a tense fucking movie. And that's really good. If you have 1828 01:36:45,440 --> 01:36:50,640 if you didn't see Old like I've seen the last 30 minutes of it. I was really confused. 1829 01:36:50,640 --> 01:36:57,480 Your wreck wreck is nope. Not yet. Josh Hartnett's discography. Yeah, kind of filmography. Yeah. 1830 01:36:57,480 --> 01:37:03,040 So but no, no. But but Trap is one of his more is his most recent movie. It just it's 1831 01:37:03,040 --> 01:37:07,840 either still the theaters or it just came out or it just left. But it's a man who takes 1832 01:37:07,840 --> 01:37:14,800 his daughter to a concert thrown by like a very popular musical artist chick played by 1833 01:37:14,800 --> 01:37:20,760 M. Night Shyamalan's daughter. And as this concert's going on, this huge fucking concert 1834 01:37:20,760 --> 01:37:26,600 with like tens of thousands of people walk around, thousands of people. Right. As he's 1835 01:37:26,600 --> 01:37:31,360 he notices there's a lot of cops around. He talks to a guy and this all the trailer. The 1836 01:37:31,360 --> 01:37:35,520 guy tells him like the guy he's like, why are there so many cops? Like, what's up with 1837 01:37:35,520 --> 01:37:41,240 this? And the guy's like, Oh, you know about the butcher? He's like, the butcher. Yeah. 1838 01:37:41,240 --> 01:37:45,800 And it's like, Yeah, it's like, yeah, that guy that's capturing people and murdering 1839 01:37:45,800 --> 01:37:52,760 them and shit. This whole thing is a trap to get hit. And then you see Josh Hartnett, 1840 01:37:52,760 --> 01:37:56,960 who he's like, Oh shit, really? That's interesting. Then you see him open up his phone a little 1841 01:37:56,960 --> 01:38:00,440 bit later and he's looking at the man that he has tied up in a basement somewhere because 1842 01:38:00,440 --> 01:38:06,560 he's the butcher. And so the whole thing is a trap for him. So you know that going in 1843 01:38:06,560 --> 01:38:12,360 and then you're watching him try to leave this concert with his daughter. And it's fucking 1844 01:38:12,360 --> 01:38:20,360 so tense. It's so good. It's M. Night Shyamalan is amazing. I love it. That is one wreck. 1845 01:38:20,360 --> 01:38:23,600 Give me a break because honestly, there was like four wrecks where I didn't say shit. 1846 01:38:23,600 --> 01:38:29,640 So and then the other one, I'm 40 minutes into it. I showed these guys about five or 1847 01:38:29,640 --> 01:38:37,340 six minutes of it, but it's called Bud Rock. Why did I never hear of this? No fucking idea. 1848 01:38:37,340 --> 01:38:42,480 But it is a extremely stylized movie. When I looked online, a lot of people said it looks 1849 01:38:42,480 --> 01:38:46,360 like Sin City. I don't think it looks like Sin City. I think it looks like Sin City and 1850 01:38:46,360 --> 01:38:53,320 Repo a little bit like a Sin City repo, genetic slash only God forgives a little bit style 1851 01:38:53,320 --> 01:38:59,880 of of just well, maybe not only God forgives, but the neon super contrast, the opening is 1852 01:38:59,880 --> 01:39:08,680 really cool. So far it is a action movie, post apocalyptic action movie with swords 1853 01:39:08,680 --> 01:39:14,120 instead of guns. And it's just like it's beautifully done. It's it's it's cool. What do you got? 1854 01:39:14,120 --> 01:39:19,120 What was your first initial thoughts on the few minutes I showed you guys? It looks really 1855 01:39:19,120 --> 01:39:24,200 cool. Repo City. No, we didn't see enough to get any plot, but it looks very cool. Almost 1856 01:39:24,200 --> 01:39:28,680 we were talking about kind of half rotoscope like the backgrounds of the rotoscope, but 1857 01:39:28,680 --> 01:39:35,560 the foreground actors are pretty cool. Yeah. And the story so far, as far as I know, is 1858 01:39:35,560 --> 01:39:41,120 just like there's you're following Josh Hartnett and which is the reason I was watching it 1859 01:39:41,120 --> 01:39:49,120 and a guy named Gat and Gat is his first is his only name. Is he gacked out? I don't know 1860 01:39:49,120 --> 01:39:55,120 what that means. What does gacked out mean? Oh, like doing math or something. Oh, did 1861 01:39:55,120 --> 01:39:59,080 you guys know gacked out? Have you heard that expression? Gacked out. That guy's gacked 1862 01:39:59,080 --> 01:40:06,740 out. I thought maybe like get a gun. Gacked out. Gat and Gat sound close. I could see 1863 01:40:06,740 --> 01:40:13,440 someone making the leap. So what does what does Gat do? Gat is slime that you get from 1864 01:40:13,440 --> 01:40:18,400 Nickelodeon. Another character Gat that you were talking about. Oh, Gat. G-A-K-T. And 1865 01:40:18,400 --> 01:40:23,840 he's a that's the actor's name. And it's one name. He's a one-namer. He's like, he's just 1866 01:40:23,840 --> 01:40:29,780 Gat. Like Prince or Madonna? Yeah, like Prince or Madonna. Prince, Madonna and Gat. G-A-K-T. 1867 01:40:29,780 --> 01:40:36,040 So he's a big deal, apparently, in Japan, I think. But anyway, it's extremely so just 1868 01:40:36,040 --> 01:40:45,640 think about if Mad Max and like the postman and all that, if instead of it being like 1869 01:40:45,640 --> 01:40:49,880 everyone just remained dirty or whatever, they went with like a samurai approach instead. 1870 01:40:49,880 --> 01:40:56,280 I think that's the vibe. It's like Mad Max meets samurai meets like campy lighting and 1871 01:40:56,280 --> 01:41:03,240 music and stuff, but like with cool choreographed stuff and super stylized. So did not rate 1872 01:41:03,240 --> 01:41:08,840 well on Rotten Tomatoes. But so far I like it. It's got an 18% and a 50%. So I think 1873 01:41:08,840 --> 01:41:13,440 I'm definitely in the camp that would have made it a higher score on audience. By the 1874 01:41:13,440 --> 01:41:20,400 way, I'm thinking I might just make us a Fried Rice Podcast, Rotten Tomatoes review account. 1875 01:41:20,400 --> 01:41:25,320 And we might I might start putting our reviews and give it our grade, which would be very 1876 01:41:25,320 --> 01:41:30,120 confusing to everybody when they see that we giving the best movies ever B's and B pluses 1877 01:41:30,120 --> 01:41:36,600 when they're like, why did you buy that converted art stuff? Why did they give? It's like, how 1878 01:41:36,600 --> 01:41:42,400 does it work? What is it you rate it out of five? Normally? Yeah, no, no, it's a hundred 1879 01:41:42,400 --> 01:41:47,800 percent. It's a tomato or it's a tomato or it's not. And then it's it's like when you're 1880 01:41:47,800 --> 01:42:00,360 rating on their summer for starts, they they they change their. Yeah. I don't know, it'd 1881 01:42:00,360 --> 01:42:04,880 be pretty fun to see the review on Battlefield Earth and see it rated as an M. Yeah, I was 1882 01:42:04,880 --> 01:42:09,200 about to say I was about to say somebody goes to King of the Avenue and they're like, really, 1883 01:42:09,200 --> 01:42:17,280 this is their this is their A movie. Like, lucky number seven gets a B plus. But are 1884 01:42:17,280 --> 01:42:23,240 they do they like these movies ironically? Oh, lucky number seven is an interesting movie 1885 01:42:23,240 --> 01:42:28,560 on that because critics gave it like a 50 percent and audiences like eighty seven. Yeah, 1886 01:42:28,560 --> 01:42:33,120 that's insane that you wouldn't like this. You don't like fast talking. You know what 1887 01:42:33,120 --> 01:42:37,640 this movie reminded me of a lot, which is phenomenal, which I think we'll probably get 1888 01:42:37,640 --> 01:42:41,840 to at some point down the line is a brick. And I mentioned this to Brennan the other 1889 01:42:41,840 --> 01:42:47,600 day, but have any of you seen it? Don't watch it because we'll review it for the movie and 1890 01:42:47,600 --> 01:42:52,440 I want you guys to watch organically. But Joseph Gordon Leavitt, it's a it's a detective 1891 01:42:52,440 --> 01:42:58,600 noir taking place in high school. So he's a high school student whose girlfriend Odeez 1892 01:42:58,600 --> 01:43:03,280 and he's trying to find out who supplied the drugs. And he is just a high school student. 1893 01:43:03,280 --> 01:43:07,320 But he like he's like almost like a detective as he's like walking around, he's questioning 1894 01:43:07,320 --> 01:43:11,760 people and shit. Detective movie. Yeah, no, it's cool. But the way it's shot is definitely 1895 01:43:11,760 --> 01:43:17,480 like for adults like you're it's not like for high school students. Investigating his 1896 01:43:17,480 --> 01:43:22,000 girlfriend's overdose and his mom tells him you need to get your ass home for dinner. 1897 01:43:22,000 --> 01:43:30,480 Yeah, mom, but you want to find out who killed Tiffany. But when what makes that movie cool 1898 01:43:30,480 --> 01:43:37,920 is the language that the guy wrote. He created an entire slang, an entire made up slang for 1899 01:43:37,920 --> 01:43:42,280 all the drug like the fake drug that they have. I think they have like their own drug. 1900 01:43:42,280 --> 01:43:45,680 It's not meth or heroin or anything. It's a oh, is it xydrate that comes in a little 1901 01:43:45,680 --> 01:43:51,240 glass vial a little glass vial, little glass vial. So you're starting to appreciate it 1902 01:43:51,240 --> 01:43:56,560 more. Yeah, you love it. Ironically, you love repo and soon you'll love Singularity. He 1903 01:43:56,560 --> 01:44:03,520 watches it every day now. But that's that's my picks. But rock who and just yeah, just 1904 01:44:03,520 --> 01:44:11,560 go watch a bunch of Josh Hartnett shit like I'm about to do. Yeah. And trap. All right. 1905 01:44:11,560 --> 01:44:20,680 Mike my pick this week. We're just sitting around last night. It got to be about I don't 1906 01:44:20,680 --> 01:44:25,480 know. I watched the movie twice. And I was like, Okay, I need something a little lighter. 1907 01:44:25,480 --> 01:44:32,520 So I just turn on Amazon. First thing up pops up this movie that I hadn't heard of. But 1908 01:44:32,520 --> 01:44:40,480 it's because it's a prime original. It's it's made for the name of the movie is jackpot. 1909 01:44:40,480 --> 01:44:49,040 And it's insane. It's one of the best comedies I have seen. Period. It is okay, you have 1910 01:44:49,040 --> 01:44:55,200 to imagine what's John Cena and awkwardly John Cena and awkwardly. Okay, and awkwardly. 1911 01:44:55,200 --> 01:45:02,680 He's the lottery unbeknownst to her. But and it's in the future. It's like 2030. I think 1912 01:45:02,680 --> 01:45:08,400 it's what it is just came out because it was the very first thing listed on it. It's on 1913 01:45:08,400 --> 01:45:16,320 prime and it's amazing. It's it's Deadpool Wolverine level amazing. It's a straight comedy. 1914 01:45:16,320 --> 01:45:21,160 It's I mean, there's some action in it. But it's a straight comedy. It's every comedian 1915 01:45:21,160 --> 01:45:27,240 you ever knew is in an Adam Ray, but bunch of comedians, Aquafina and John Cena who's 1916 01:45:27,240 --> 01:45:34,000 playing. If you win the lottery in the future, and it's the California lottery, the the world's 1917 01:45:34,000 --> 01:45:39,840 basically, you know, all fucked up and and they if you win the lottery, you get until 1918 01:45:39,840 --> 01:45:45,080 sundown, you have to survive till sundown, anyone who kills you can take your money. 1919 01:45:45,080 --> 01:45:49,760 I like that rule. You know, it's but no guns. So you can't shoot them. You can't shoot them 1920 01:45:49,760 --> 01:45:54,920 validates the it invalidates. Yeah. And you go to jail. No, it's like no guns. You not 1921 01:45:54,920 --> 01:46:01,080 only invalidate that you're done. You're going to jail. It's a murder charge. So just a tangent 1922 01:46:01,080 --> 01:46:06,840 just just real quick. Yeah. Is so running man who here seen running man with Arnold 1923 01:46:06,840 --> 01:46:12,400 Swartz? Yeah. No. No. Okay. You haven't seen it. Watch it. It's just he gets selected for 1924 01:46:12,400 --> 01:46:16,240 a game show against his will. And he has to go fight boss fights the whole time. He fights 1925 01:46:16,240 --> 01:46:21,080 like a hockey boss fight. He fights like a flame thrower boss fight. And it's I'm not 1926 01:46:21,080 --> 01:46:24,440 even kidding you. It just think of it like a video game. He just goes to one level. If 1927 01:46:24,440 --> 01:46:29,880 there's a level that he's at, he fights some goon, he moves on to the next level. And it's 1928 01:46:29,880 --> 01:46:37,440 a it's very fun. It's based on a Richard Bachman novel. And Richard Bachman was is Stephen 1929 01:46:37,440 --> 01:46:44,280 King suited him that he wrote some he wrote a few novels from. But you know, what's crazy 1930 01:46:44,280 --> 01:46:51,120 is the book is a lot more like what you're describing with this lottery system. So in 1931 01:46:51,120 --> 01:46:57,040 the book, the book, yeah, it's not a short story. It's a book. In the book, what happens 1932 01:46:57,040 --> 01:47:02,960 is if you get selected, they let you lose it to the world. They put your face on all 1933 01:47:02,960 --> 01:47:07,920 the TV, everyone knows who you are. And then they let you lose to the world. And people 1934 01:47:07,920 --> 01:47:12,880 have, I think 48 hours or 24 hours to find you and kill you. And if they kill you, they 1935 01:47:12,880 --> 01:47:18,080 get the million dollars instead of you. It's sort of that only only she's from out of town. 1936 01:47:18,080 --> 01:47:23,600 She's just coming back into L.A. So she bought a ticket, but she didn't know about this part. 1937 01:47:23,600 --> 01:47:27,160 So so part of the beginning, she doesn't know why they're trying to kill her. Well, this 1938 01:47:27,160 --> 01:47:31,480 in this in this universe, he knows what he's signing up for because he needs the money 1939 01:47:31,480 --> 01:47:35,520 for some reason. But like then there's a bunch of twists and turns of like people helping 1940 01:47:35,520 --> 01:47:40,160 him out or he thinks and then maybe not. And the twist in this one is like that because 1941 01:47:40,160 --> 01:47:46,640 John Cena plays a guy who comes up to her and says 10 percent I'm a I'm a personal protect. 1942 01:47:46,640 --> 01:47:52,600 There's personal. There's like these big personal protection agencies that you can hire to protect 1943 01:47:52,600 --> 01:47:56,920 you for those four hours, eight hours, whatever it ends up being that day when you win the 1944 01:47:56,920 --> 01:48:02,160 lottery. Well, why wouldn't you immediately maybe? OK, I could see being a John Cena type. 1945 01:48:02,160 --> 01:48:05,960 I work for a company like that. I could be like, I don't want to kill. I don't want to 1946 01:48:05,960 --> 01:48:10,720 kill anybody for money. Right. I'll protect people for money. Right. That's morally. I 1947 01:48:10,720 --> 01:48:14,400 can live with that. Yes. Like, oh, give me 10. However, that that is the twist to this 1948 01:48:14,400 --> 01:48:19,960 story. That's what he's doing. OK, he goes up to her total stranger. She doesn't hire 1949 01:48:19,960 --> 01:48:23,360 him. He goes up and brings himself to her in the middle. All these people trying to 1950 01:48:23,360 --> 01:48:32,280 kill her. OK, and he's basically playing peacemaker. It's literally his humor, his whole attitude, 1951 01:48:32,280 --> 01:48:36,960 his niceness, all of these peacemakers rated are John Cena. Well, it's I don't even know 1952 01:48:36,960 --> 01:48:41,840 what the rating of the movie. It might be PG 13, but but it's not a kind. Well, he's 1953 01:48:41,840 --> 01:48:46,680 not. No, he's kind. He's super kind. He's peacemaker. That's the way peacemakers play 1954 01:48:46,680 --> 01:48:51,960 to everything he does. It's not mean if you think about his lines and all that in peacemaker 1955 01:48:51,960 --> 01:48:57,480 point. I think at one point, peacemaker shows a vagina picture to the rest of his crew. 1956 01:48:57,480 --> 01:49:02,680 He does, but he's innocent and peacemaker still innocent. You have to look at peacemaker 1957 01:49:02,680 --> 01:49:07,880 from peacemaker's point of view. There's a scene in peacemaker where he kills a bunch 1958 01:49:07,880 --> 01:49:14,040 of innocent people. And he does not. He does not kill people in this. He goes out of his 1959 01:49:14,040 --> 01:49:19,760 way not to kill them. I guess because he's too nice anyway. So he's like a nice piece. 1960 01:49:19,760 --> 01:49:24,240 He's like a nice piece maker. But the other the other aspect of it is that there's other 1961 01:49:24,240 --> 01:49:31,120 personal protection agency run by this military buddy of his from back in the day who it you 1962 01:49:31,120 --> 01:49:35,840 know, convoluted plot stuff. He killed, you know, he killed their old crew, all that shit. 1963 01:49:35,840 --> 01:49:41,880 And and who then goes, he calls in a favor to have them save them. That guy wants 30 1964 01:49:41,880 --> 01:49:46,960 percent instead of 10 percent. It's just a whole which is which is by the way, Simu Liu 1965 01:49:46,960 --> 01:49:56,640 Simu Liu. Wait, you're talking about Shun. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 1966 01:49:56,640 --> 01:50:01,440 that guy. What's that? What's the Marvel? Simon Liu. The 10 rings. Yeah, it's Simu 1967 01:50:01,440 --> 01:50:09,920 Liu. Simu Liu. I think it's Simu Liu. It's like S I M U. Yeah. And then or Lee. Yeah, 1968 01:50:09,920 --> 01:50:17,000 it's Simu Liu. Yeah, I know. Yeah, it's a tough name. But anyway, that is he plays the 1969 01:50:17,000 --> 01:50:23,160 other major character on that. And then a thousand comedians. He's also in Barbie. Yes, 1970 01:50:23,160 --> 01:50:30,080 he is. Anyway, so a bunch of stars, a bunch of stuff. It is one of the funniest things 1971 01:50:30,080 --> 01:50:40,560 I've seen in years. It's an amazing, fun movie. It's just fun. Awesome. It's definitely worth 1972 01:50:40,560 --> 01:50:46,000 watching. Since we're on comedy, rolling, we were rolling. I don't I don't often watch 1973 01:50:46,000 --> 01:50:51,240 things outside of what we cover for the show. I try to sometimes go above and beyond covering 1974 01:50:51,240 --> 01:50:56,080 things that we should be watching. So I end up watching more. But I recently just turned 1975 01:50:56,080 --> 01:51:02,120 the Netflix movie on, started watching it, couldn't stop watching, just laughing, enjoyed 1976 01:51:02,120 --> 01:51:08,840 myself. It's a high school comedy. It's called Incoming. It's called Incoming. It's on Netflix. 1977 01:51:08,840 --> 01:51:13,960 It is actually just it's it reminds me of Good Boys that the one that came out a few 1978 01:51:13,960 --> 01:51:17,560 years ago. You're talking about that. Yeah, just think of it like a rated PG 13 rated 1979 01:51:17,560 --> 01:51:23,720 R high school. Well, absolutely rated R. This would have to be rated R because at one point 1980 01:51:23,720 --> 01:51:31,520 they're like doing hard drugs like the T. It's a very funny movie. I recommend it if 1981 01:51:31,520 --> 01:51:36,600 you're looking for something like, you know, like if you're missing that kind of style. 1982 01:51:36,600 --> 01:51:46,520 All right. Brandon. So mine will be kind of quick. If you have a PlayStation 5, Astro Bot 1983 01:51:46,520 --> 01:51:51,840 is my rec. I just I just watched a video on that last night. It looks fucking awesome. 1984 01:51:51,840 --> 01:51:56,760 All the nostalgia you want, everything. Your battery for your PlayStation 5 controller is 1985 01:51:56,760 --> 01:52:00,280 going to die really fast. But yes, probably worth it. I think I'm going to buy that when 1986 01:52:00,280 --> 01:52:03,640 I go. It's actually don't ruin anything because I'm not going to I'm not going to spoil it. 1987 01:52:03,640 --> 01:52:08,040 It's just a fun nostalgic. Sort of like the other one. It's different. Astros Playground. 1988 01:52:08,040 --> 01:52:14,440 It's just a full game of all that stuff, platforming and all that stuff. So yeah. So it's so think 1989 01:52:14,440 --> 01:52:19,840 like Little Big Planet in a sense like way better, way better than. Yeah. So have you 1990 01:52:19,840 --> 01:52:24,200 seen have you played Astro? You played Astro Playroom? I'm 100 percent. Did you play the 1991 01:52:24,200 --> 01:52:30,080 VR one and stuff like that? No, I don't know. PSVR. So there's like one of the bosses in 1992 01:52:30,080 --> 01:52:35,280 the VR ones, like an alien in a ship, like green alien. And so in the start of the game, 1993 01:52:35,280 --> 01:52:39,960 like all you and all of your Astro bots, all the different characters, your big PlayStation 1994 01:52:39,960 --> 01:52:45,320 5 mothership flying in a PlayStation 5 through space and the alien comes out of nowhere, 1995 01:52:45,320 --> 01:52:49,920 kind of just takes your motherboard and then kind of breaks apart your ship and you crash 1996 01:52:49,920 --> 01:52:54,720 land on a planet. All of your guys dispersed throughout the galaxy. So now you're flying 1997 01:52:54,720 --> 01:53:01,320 with your controller ship through the through the different planets, which are each level. 1998 01:53:01,320 --> 01:53:06,320 And there's 300 guys to find. There's a bunch of different puzzle pieces. And it's not super 1999 01:53:06,320 --> 01:53:10,320 hard. It's like you could be a little kid to play it. Yeah. But there are ways to make 2000 01:53:10,320 --> 01:53:15,320 it challenging with like speed runs and stuff. So like if you if you are crazy sweat, you 2001 01:53:15,320 --> 01:53:19,720 can be a crazy sweat if you want. Well, Astro's Playroom was is my five year old's favorite 2002 01:53:19,720 --> 01:53:24,560 game. I don't know for some odd reason he calls Astro. He calls him Eva, like from from 2003 01:53:24,560 --> 01:53:29,480 Wally. And so he's like, I want to play. I want to play Eva. Yeah. Yeah. They look just 2004 01:53:29,480 --> 01:53:33,360 like. Yeah. And they can both have the blue. The blue lines come out when they're flying, 2005 01:53:33,360 --> 01:53:37,120 you know. Yeah. So when he's in flying mode, he's basically just boy, Eva. Yeah. He's 2006 01:53:37,120 --> 01:53:42,680 ego. So he he was already asking about it, like talking about it before it came out. 2007 01:53:42,680 --> 01:53:46,680 So I preordered it. As soon as it came out, I downloaded it, played for like an hour. 2008 01:53:46,680 --> 01:53:51,520 The next day I got up and I went to work and he's up and like my wife and my youngest were 2009 01:53:51,520 --> 01:53:54,760 still sleeping. So I was like, all right, so keep you distracted while they're still 2010 01:53:54,760 --> 01:53:59,160 sleeping. Here's the controller. I gave him the controller and I was like, have fun. I 2011 01:53:59,160 --> 01:54:03,280 was like, start up. Have fun. Today before I left, he was like, look at me. He was like 2012 01:54:03,280 --> 01:54:07,620 showing me all the different levels he's already beaten. He's gotten all the puzzle pieces 2013 01:54:07,620 --> 01:54:11,080 that he could find so far. Like there was like two or three levels that he was missing 2014 01:54:11,080 --> 01:54:15,400 puzzle pieces or like a guy or two. And I'm like, damn, like you're doing really good 2015 01:54:15,400 --> 01:54:20,360 at this. Keep going. Like you're going to beat it before I even get partially through 2016 01:54:20,360 --> 01:54:24,560 it. Yeah, that's dope. But it's it's a really fun game, especially if you like the other 2017 01:54:24,560 --> 01:54:32,920 one. It's it's a blast. Oh, yeah. I have three books. Really quick, though, just to run down. 2018 01:54:32,920 --> 01:54:39,400 I read Napalm and Silly Putty by George Carlin. And the more you read it, it just reads like 2019 01:54:39,400 --> 01:54:44,160 it's a Lost Special, which is nice. And it's on paper. And it's like the way he formats 2020 01:54:44,160 --> 01:54:48,840 it is really funny. Like he has like a long list of like side effects for medicine. And 2021 01:54:48,840 --> 01:54:56,580 it's literally like three pages of just words of just itchy dick. You'd like shit like that. 2022 01:54:56,580 --> 01:55:01,040 And then I also read The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck by Mark Manson, which is a nice 2023 01:55:01,040 --> 01:55:06,080 fun little read. And I'm reading Into the Wild right now. And I'm almost to the end. 2024 01:55:06,080 --> 01:55:09,280 But it's cool. It's like a lot more detailed than just reading like a post on Facebook. 2025 01:55:09,280 --> 01:55:13,000 Like this is the last photo of this guy traveled the country and died. But there's like a whole 2026 01:55:13,000 --> 01:55:16,520 lot more to it than that. Have you watched the movie yet? I've watched the movie a long 2027 01:55:16,520 --> 01:55:25,480 time ago. It was really watch it after finishing the movie. But maybe. Yeah. I mean, the book 2028 01:55:25,480 --> 01:55:30,120 kind of gives me all the information I could ever want. Yeah. But but that's the fun of 2029 01:55:30,120 --> 01:55:35,480 the book to movie comparison. Like you read the book, watch the movie and then you already 2030 01:55:35,480 --> 01:55:41,280 did watch the movie a long time ago. That's how I knew of it. That the Mark Manson book 2031 01:55:41,280 --> 01:55:45,840 also referenced me to another book that I want to get called My 30 Year War, where this 2032 01:55:45,840 --> 01:55:50,220 Japanese guy in World War Two, they dropped him off on an island that never surrender 2033 01:55:50,220 --> 01:55:54,360 and do whatever you can to fuck things up. And then the war ended. And for like 30 years 2034 01:55:54,360 --> 01:55:59,440 is just this crazy Japanese guy in the jungle just eating bugs and rats and killing people. 2035 01:55:59,440 --> 01:56:05,200 This is true. Yeah. They tried to dump. They dumped. It's called My 30 Year War. His name 2036 01:56:05,200 --> 01:56:09,960 was Onada and they dropped a bunch of pamphlets from planes in the jungle saying like the 2037 01:56:09,960 --> 01:56:14,040 war is over. Just just you know, you're not going to be in trouble if you just surrender. 2038 01:56:14,040 --> 01:56:20,600 And he's just like, that's fucking bullshit. That's like two of his guys died. It's just 2039 01:56:20,600 --> 01:56:26,120 him. And then eventually he gets out and he's like the world's 30 years different from when 2040 01:56:26,120 --> 01:56:31,760 he lived in the jungle. It sounds funny, but interesting. Big drop bombs. What? And then 2041 01:56:31,760 --> 01:56:36,720 and then a YouTube channel that I don't know if I recommended it here for it's called the 2042 01:56:36,720 --> 01:56:41,880 proper people. And it's these two guys that went to school for like audio visual recording 2043 01:56:41,880 --> 01:56:45,400 and they go to these abandoned places. They sneak into them and like get all these really 2044 01:56:45,400 --> 01:56:51,920 cool 4K shots of like all this cool old shit. Like they go the proper people like they go 2045 01:56:51,920 --> 01:56:59,120 to an abandoned amusement park in Japan. They go to a French Chateau like a huge huge French 2046 01:56:59,120 --> 01:57:03,840 mansion that has like a church inside of it and all this cool old shit that's like undisturbed. 2047 01:57:03,840 --> 01:57:07,120 They find all this awesome stuff. Sometimes they get caught. Sometimes they don't. Are 2048 01:57:07,120 --> 01:57:12,000 they kind of like creepy videos or is it just no no they used to do a creepy series where 2049 01:57:12,000 --> 01:57:15,800 they would go to an abandoned place at night. But this is more just like wow look at like 2050 01:57:15,800 --> 01:57:21,640 it looks like a post apocalyptic scene that they're walking through. And then they they 2051 01:57:21,640 --> 01:57:24,560 talk about like what's going to happen to this building. Their main thing is to document 2052 01:57:24,560 --> 01:57:29,520 the architecture before you know the building eventually gets torn down or whatever. But 2053 01:57:29,520 --> 01:57:34,880 it's really cool. I've seen some people go find like those abandoned subway tunnels stations 2054 01:57:34,880 --> 01:57:40,120 in New York. Abandoned beautiful they do want they do an episode on that. They go all over 2055 01:57:40,120 --> 01:57:43,800 the world and do it. The ones that creep me out are the abandoned mine videos. Those are 2056 01:57:43,800 --> 01:57:47,040 the ones that like yeah eerie no matter what. I don't want to go in there. I don't even 2057 01:57:47,040 --> 01:57:52,360 like going in that cave and open it. I don't even want to. I get it. I think it's more 2058 01:57:52,360 --> 01:57:56,280 the claustrophobia. The fact that I wouldn't want to get stuck. Like being I think a fat 2059 01:57:56,280 --> 01:58:01,040 dude it's like even worse getting stuck in one of those places. One of the most terrifying 2060 01:58:01,040 --> 01:58:05,440 photos I've ever seen is that photo of that dude who got stuck in one of those clay mines. 2061 01:58:05,440 --> 01:58:10,080 Oh one one twenty one hundred twenty seven hours between a rock and a hard place. No no 2062 01:58:10,080 --> 01:58:14,840 no there's one that a guy's face down and they died. The guy. Oh God yeah. I remember 2063 01:58:14,840 --> 01:58:19,000 if you seen that photo. I've seen the video. Yeah I've watched the whole video about that. 2064 01:58:19,000 --> 01:58:23,520 You were terrified. Just looking at the photo is terrifying. Yeah it's all. Well he's still 2065 01:58:23,520 --> 01:58:28,720 alive but he dies later. I think it's about 45 minutes into Faces of Death. Is it? Oh 2066 01:58:28,720 --> 01:58:36,520 okay. Yeah no thanks. You see a guy dead and crushed in a mine. So I've been there bro. 2067 01:58:36,520 --> 01:58:40,880 That movie's with you forever. It's fucking forever dude. Why did I do that? Join us for 2068 01:58:40,880 --> 01:58:45,160 a Friday Rats. We're out live. We're gonna watch Faces of Death with a live audience. 2069 01:58:45,160 --> 01:58:50,240 With a live. That'd be. We could maybe get arrested for that. Yeah. If we didn't tell 2070 01:58:50,240 --> 01:58:54,320 people ahead of time. If people showed up and they were like what the fuck are you. 2071 01:58:54,320 --> 01:58:58,560 We would get arrested. I think people could sue. Yeah. Yeah what the fuck. They were gonna 2072 01:58:58,560 --> 01:59:03,560 watch the Barbie movie instead of Faces of Death. It's the barbecue movie by the end. 2073 01:59:03,560 --> 01:59:07,800 What a great troll. If you started the Barbie movie and they just like the first scene and 2074 01:59:07,800 --> 01:59:11,120 you just switch to the face of the dead. You just fight club it the whole way through. 2075 01:59:11,120 --> 01:59:16,160 It's the beginning of Barbie and then you Rick roll them. Never gonna give you up. And 2076 01:59:16,160 --> 01:59:27,000 then it cuts straight to fucking Faces of Death. So they're like oh haha. Alright so 2077 01:59:27,000 --> 01:59:34,560 next movie is SLC Punk 1 and 2. I know. Jesus. And that's all of our wrecks. You can go watch 2078 01:59:34,560 --> 01:59:40,280 the proper people on YouTube. My 30 year war the book. Jackpot. That's what it was called. 2079 01:59:40,280 --> 01:59:47,240 With John Cena and Awkwafina. That's just fun to say. And then the new Astro Bot. Astro 2080 01:59:47,240 --> 01:59:56,040 Bot. Astro Bot. Yes. Oh and by the way I didn't even ask for Astro Bot. Is it all about the 2081 01:59:56,040 --> 02:00:00,520 controller functionality where it's like. Like. Playground. Yeah. You want to understand 2082 02:00:00,520 --> 02:00:03,960 there's like this monkey climbing thing where you have to use the motion. I've heard that's 2083 02:00:03,960 --> 02:00:08,080 annoying but other than that there's the settings you could turn that off. Yeah that was that 2084 02:00:08,080 --> 02:00:12,720 was in the first one the monkey climbing one which was kind of fun. I mean one of the cool 2085 02:00:12,720 --> 02:00:18,120 features that I've experienced so far I haven't I've only played like maybe 30 minutes total. 2086 02:00:18,120 --> 02:00:23,680 But like when you land on the planet like you're flying your ship angle your controller and 2087 02:00:23,680 --> 02:00:28,360 it kind of controls the ships going. And so I mean that's kind of fun. You know a little 2088 02:00:28,360 --> 02:00:34,160 little mechanics like that. It like does all the tactile feedback to the extreme. Yes. 2089 02:00:34,160 --> 02:00:37,800 It's a big commercial for PlayStation but it's actually fun. Well there was one like 2090 02:00:37,800 --> 02:00:43,200 there's one puzzle in one of the levels where you kind of have to like run across a wall 2091 02:00:43,200 --> 02:00:47,800 and like you feel for the vibration of like where the brick is that you need to push to 2092 02:00:47,800 --> 02:00:52,240 open the door. And that's kind of cool. Like you could feel the tactile vibration of the 2093 02:00:52,240 --> 02:00:58,320 controller. And I mean I have the pro controller so it's a little bit better. Yeah. Yeah. It's 2094 02:00:58,320 --> 02:01:02,800 worth worth the money. That there's another record for you. You own it. Rub it in. There's 2095 02:01:02,800 --> 02:01:06,680 there's another record. I mean it's got a cool case. It came with a locking charger. 2096 02:01:06,680 --> 02:01:14,160 Like it's got different different settings for your thumbstick different different thumbsticks 2097 02:01:14,160 --> 02:01:19,040 higher setting ones. You have different back buttons that you could use. Yeah. It's and 2098 02:01:19,040 --> 02:01:22,400 it feels heavier. The first one I think the thing that stuck out with me the most was 2099 02:01:22,400 --> 02:01:26,640 like I think at some point you run underneath some water and you could like feel on the 2100 02:01:26,640 --> 02:01:32,880 controller where the water drops are landing. Are landing on the umbrella. Oh yeah. I mean 2101 02:01:32,880 --> 02:01:39,400 I have a buddy of mine that like pooh poohs the PlayStation 5. He's not like he's more 2102 02:01:39,400 --> 02:01:45,000 of an Xbox guy. Oh God he's a fanboy. The war is over. He's he's oh not at my 30 year 2103 02:01:45,000 --> 02:01:50,560 war against PlayStation. The war has been over. Everyone's happy. You know did you tell 2104 02:01:50,560 --> 02:01:56,000 him that cross play exists. Yeah. He's not over yourself. You're just worse than my uncle. 2105 02:01:56,000 --> 02:02:02,120 He's not extreme. Little bitch little bitch. Whoa whoa. Hey this is my friend. Xbox has 2106 02:02:02,120 --> 02:02:09,120 no games. Look I'm just saying he didn't like he doesn't he doesn't like for his for his 2107 02:02:09,120 --> 02:02:15,160 credit he doesn't like the PlayStation has so many exclusives. Has so many good games 2108 02:02:15,160 --> 02:02:22,000 that they made. OK. Hey listen we got a fanboy for PlayStation. I know I hate people who 2109 02:02:22,000 --> 02:02:27,360 I wish I could own both. Same. I had the money and time. Fuck it. Nintendo can come to. I'd 2110 02:02:27,360 --> 02:02:31,360 like to have a switch too. I think everybody does exclusives. You just pick your one that 2111 02:02:31,360 --> 02:02:34,440 that's what I've had since I was a kid. So that's the one I gravitate towards. But that 2112 02:02:34,440 --> 02:02:37,520 doesn't mean fuck all the other ones. I wish I had them all. I wish I had a nice PC as 2113 02:02:37,520 --> 02:02:42,800 well. Yeah well actually all you all you need is a PC and a switch and a PlayStation. Was 2114 02:02:42,800 --> 02:02:46,880 that a thing Mike. Checkers versus Hoop and Stick back in your day. No it wasn't. But 2115 02:02:46,880 --> 02:02:51,200 but we're an Xbox. We're an Xbox family so I get it but it's only because it's so much 2116 02:02:51,200 --> 02:02:56,640 cheaper. It's so much cheaper to be an Xbox. I pay twelve dollars a month and I get every 2117 02:02:56,640 --> 02:03:01,880 damn thing. It's like there's my grandson just plays and plays and plays and he's got 2118 02:03:01,880 --> 02:03:06,000 you know hundreds of games downloaded that I've never spent more than twelve dollars 2119 02:03:06,000 --> 02:03:11,080 a month. I don't ever buy a game once in a while for Christmas. So get a game from you 2120 02:03:11,080 --> 02:03:15,280 know GameStop or whatever. The game pass is pretty good. But game pass is the reason. 2121 02:03:15,280 --> 02:03:20,120 The thing is if I got the newest Xbox I would be playing three sixty games. I get the Master 2122 02:03:20,120 --> 02:03:25,240 Chief collection. All the Gears of War. Like all the old stuff. Except the new gears looks 2123 02:03:25,240 --> 02:03:29,800 awesome. This year this year I just did all the Halo games. Or just Call of Duty is all 2124 02:03:29,800 --> 02:03:34,000 you can really have downloaded on a console if you like Call of Duty. Because it's a hundred 2125 02:03:34,000 --> 02:03:38,520 and what seventy. I've seen some gameplay of the beta for the new one. It's looking 2126 02:03:38,520 --> 02:03:43,560 kind of rough with the movement and stuff. Does the PlayStation have add on drives? I 2127 02:03:43,560 --> 02:03:46,440 don't know. I think they all do. I have an external drive online. Yeah I was going to 2128 02:03:46,440 --> 02:03:50,760 say yeah. The Xbox I've got a drive because we had to do that. I've got maybe ten games 2129 02:03:50,760 --> 02:03:54,480 on my console and it's capped out. I can't even update games. You have to have the external 2130 02:03:54,480 --> 02:03:57,640 drive. You've got to sacrifice a child. You've got to sacrifice a game for a new one. But 2131 02:03:57,640 --> 02:04:03,880 also the hard drives you can't put PS5 games on your external hard drive. Yeah. No my hard 2132 02:04:03,880 --> 02:04:09,640 drive is all it's like a terabyte and it's just all PS4 games that I own for my PS4. 2133 02:04:09,640 --> 02:04:14,360 And then all the PS5 games. This is why I just get physical copies. I just I'll have 2134 02:04:14,360 --> 02:04:18,640 the data on there fine. But yeah I only have like I can only fit like ten games on there 2135 02:04:18,640 --> 02:04:23,800 and it doesn't help that games are like four hundred fucking gigabytes now. Well that was 2136 02:04:23,800 --> 02:04:27,120 our old man bitching about game segment right at the end of the show like we all like to 2137 02:04:27,120 --> 02:04:34,800 do. But this is always has been Austin. Look to the left. He's coming from the right three 2138 02:04:34,800 --> 02:04:44,000 hours. Feral. Peace. We have Michael the schmoo. Chalios motherfucker. And we have Brennan 2139 02:04:44,000 --> 02:04:57,640 and we have Schipley up to Kansas City shuffle and I'm your host Andy Rice. We've been fried. 2140 02:04:57,640 --> 02:05:14,200 Rice we've been podcast.