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And welcome to an episode originally recorded in 2013,

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and then as an afterthought, I decided to have guests included.

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So you can tell where the, where this is going to go.

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I'm Andy Rice.

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This is Fried Rice podcast with me.

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Let's get fried.

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And with me as always is Austin.

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He drove three hours to be here.

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And he, this movie that we're about to review

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made him miss repo, the genetic opera feral.

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Yeah, that's a first for Austin where he doesn't even

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want you to check him out on nothing.

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We have Michael, this movie that we

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watched that we're reviewing made him miss man thing.

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Larson.

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Still chillios.

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I'm going to kill this motherfucker.

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OK.

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Whoa, Austin.

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Whoa, whoa, put the gun down, Austin.

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Whoa.

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I'm going to fucking kill this motherfucker.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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I can't sleep anymore.

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Hey, listen, it's just a bit.

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It's just put the gun down.

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I'm going to fucking kill this motherfucker.

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It's just put the gun down.

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Kill me, you, our guests.

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Yeah, all of us.

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Oh, shit.

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Motherfucker.

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Oh, shit.

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Here, give me that.

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Give me that.

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I'll fucking kill him.

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I'll fucking bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop.

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Can't kill Michael Larson.

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Fuck you, Mike.

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Chillios, motherfucker.

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With us as always is we have Isaac.

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This movie that we're reviewing this week

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made him miss slipstreams starring Mark fucking Hamill.

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Gonzalez.

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Yes.

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What's the number for the suicide hotline again?

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I think you can just Google.

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I think they're changing it to, we're

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having a three digits one now, which is going to be pretty cool.

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I think it's going to be like 917 or something like that,

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or like 912 or something.

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It's like close to it.

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That was a joke.

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I'm so sorry.

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But yeah, I am glad for the.

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Oh, I know, which is probably useful information

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after watching this film.

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Yeah.

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With us as always, it's Brennan.

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Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da,

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da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da,

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I'm going to kill myself.

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Yeah, he's going to kill himself.

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But also, this movie made him miss,

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if you don't stop, da, da, da, you'll go blind.

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Shipley up to Boston.

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Hello, everybody.

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Well, everybody, this is one of those movies where now I think

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this is the Robert Polarski on the phone.

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Oh, my God.

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Should we call him?

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Wait, wait, wait.

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I want to say no.

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Tell him it's such a great movie and that he should watch it.

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Yeah.

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Wait, we finally get him back for if you don't.

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Should I call Bob and ask him and tell him that he's redeemed?

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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Just sell him that we just watched the best movie.

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And there's a guy named Bob Polarski at the end

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and you should you should watch it.

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I don't want to lie to him.

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No, make him watch.

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Make him watch it.

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Make him fucking watch it.

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I thought if we call Bob and then we'll get his honest review,

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have him called and leave a message of what

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he thought of the movie.

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Would that be considered a hate crime, though?

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Yes, and it's OK because it's Bob.

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Yeah, I think, yeah, I'd waste a few of his golden hours.

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I told everybody to bring stones so that we could stone Mike

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to death because I'd read that in Arizona that if you

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commit a heinous enough crime, you're allowed to do that.

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Uh, yeah, so Mike, you have a lot to answer for today.

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But I thought we could call Bob and be like, yo,

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everything's forgiven.

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Yeah, but if you don't stop, you'll go blind.

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I think it would be funnier if he watched it

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and then phoned in a review.

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Yeah, I'll reach out to him after.

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If you call him right now, call him right now,

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you're going to get like a story of how he just ran out of weed

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and his, you know.

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What do you say, is something about kayaks?

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You know, just like kayaking.

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Now I kind of want to just call Bob

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and have him on for a couple of minutes.

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What do you think?

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Sure.

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All right.

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But let's not make him talk about singularities.

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He answered last time.

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He did, yeah.

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Yeah, he knows what's up.

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It's a Saturday afternoon.

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Well, or whenever we record.

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And, uh.

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For a secret location.

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Where is he?

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I'm disclosed.

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Kayak.

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I think I call him Robert Bob Polarski on my phone.

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No, I don't.

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I call him Bob.

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I put everyone's full government name in my phone.

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Do you really?

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Yeah, yours is Andrew Rice.

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OK, calm down.

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People don't need to know that.

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And he's Andy, not Samber.

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Not.

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All right.

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His teeth are pretty normal.

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Don't forget, the mic can't pick it up.

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Wait, it?

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Please leave your message.

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Oh, the son of a bitch.

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He doesn't even have his own message.

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All right, everybody, on three.

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Fuck you, Bob.

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Fuck you, Bob.

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Why aren't you fucking answering?

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You're supposed to answer the phone.

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Answer the fucking phone.

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By the way, Bob, but for real, though, we

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watched a movie called Singularity.

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It's one of the best things we've watched.

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And we need you to watch it.

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And then go ahead and give us a call at the voicemail.

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And leave us one if you can.

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Because we need your opinion on it.

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Singularity, 2017.

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It's free on Tubi.

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You have no excuse not to watch it.

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You should watch it.

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OK, great.

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We'll see you then, Bob.

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I hung up after you guys were all saying fuck you.

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That might be the meanest thing you've ever done.

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It might be.

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Yeah, the meanest thing you buy the transit of property.

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That's true.

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That's what's Mike's pick.

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Yeah, so whatever.

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Let me ask you a question.

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What if Bob died yesterday in his flight?

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For the last month, I've heard nothing, except for,

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we only watch good movies now.

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We need to start watching bad movies again.

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It makes for better podcasts.

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Who's?

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Wah, wah, wah.

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So I pick a bad movie, and y'all are all pissed about it.

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Wait, who?

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What do you want?

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You know there's more bullets for this gun, right?

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Who was complaining about watching good movies?

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Those two.

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Every time.

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Every week, we did a thing.

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We keep watching good movies.

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I like watching good movies.

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I don't like watching shitty movies.

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They're torturous.

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We said B movies.

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B movies.

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We don't have enough weed to watch bad movies over and over.

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This movie was heinously worse because I neglected my kids

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to watch this film.

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So they're going to go to therapy with me

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for watching this fucking film.

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That's the time you want to have back.

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Now CPS is going to be after me.

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Great.

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And how old are your children?

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3 and 10.

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Those are the most precious times of their life, Austin.

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And they're not going to get back.

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And imagine if they walked in and saw him watching it.

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They lost respect for him.

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The three-year-old walked in.

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She's like, even I know that this is such a shitty movie

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that you could be doing better than this daddy.

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And then walks away in disgust.

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And this is the story of how your children became film

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critics.

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I think I'd rather be walked in while I'm

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beating off by my children than watching this film.

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With a pelt or a mint.

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This film was more embarrassing.

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It's less embarrassing to get caught mid-sex or mid-jurian

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off, yeah.

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Well, it's something you never hear this episode.

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This is going to be a short episode.

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So real quick on the show, what we always like to do

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is we talk about what are we smoking.

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And since it's just really Brendan and I will be quick.

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I bought a bunch of stuff from Story Cannabis, which

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is the new place in town.

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It's so far been great.

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I hope they sponsor us.

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And I go there all the time.

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But what did you bring?

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It's been great.

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I brought Sticky Brand Pink Lambo.

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That's what we've been smoking.

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It's what I brought last week too, I think.

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And then I brought a Baby Cannon, the Jeter.

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It's purple hash plant.

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Purple hash plant.

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Purple hash plant.

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That sounds awesome.

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Trying to stick with sativas for a little while.

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And of course, for the safety of our guests,

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we're partitioned off.

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Brendan and I and our guests are not exposed to any of the smoke.

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And so all of our guests walk away completely uncontaminated.

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Yeah, they're fine.

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Shit, forget that we're filming this.

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Oh, fuck.

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I forgot we switched.

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Ignore what you see, only what you hear matters.

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Yeah, fuck, I forgot we went from audio only.

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Well, shit, everybody, the cat's out of the bag.

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So that's the one we're smoking.

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And I've just been smoking the Housebrand stuff.

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It's specifically the Fade.

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I think it's Fade Co.

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Yeah, Fade Co.

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I think it's the in-house flower from Story.

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And so far, I've liked it.

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It's been fluffy.

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It's been green.

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It's been the 3 8s that I've been getting from them.

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And I like it.

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So premium indoor flower tastes indoor, looks indoor.

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I don't really care about the percentages.

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I never do.

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You know, again, with the percentages,

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do we ever question if a beer is like,

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they always say it's like 7%, 6%, or whatever, right?

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Do we care if it's a 6% or 7% or if it's

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a 6.5% or it's a 7.1% or?

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I think it depends on the type of beer.

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If you're just drinking to get drunk, you care.

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After watching this movie, I drank two Four Locos

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in my swimming pool, hoping I would pass out and drown

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in my pool.

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That's Ocho's Locos.

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I mean, any time I go to a craft brewery,

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it looks like I'm a beer connoisseur.

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But I'm just checking the percentage.

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I want the highest bang for my buck.

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Sure, I get that.

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But I get that.

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But I've often found that at some of those craft beer places,

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the more percent, the more dollar.

281
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So if you want yourself one of those fancy, god,

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there's one that comes in like this cream colored bottle.

283
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It's from Germany.

284
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I forget what it's called.

285
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But it's like this delicious beer.

286
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And I'm not like a huge beer guy.

287
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I like my beer with some kick.

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So I do Michelada's.

289
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So you give me a Modelo with some Tabasco sauce

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or whatever, like Modelo mix.

291
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I'm down.

292
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But with beer specifically, the more alcohol content

293
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takes longer to make.

294
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So it's more expensive.

295
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But I do know that there's a difference between a six

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and an eight.

297
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And I know the dollar point difference on that

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probably isn't much.

299
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But I'm talking about if you're going for 12% or 13% beer,

300
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I've usually found those are more expensive.

301
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Maybe not.

302
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Or you get less of it.

303
00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:06,040
But those taste like turpentine usually.

304
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But they do make driving home fun.

305
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Oh, shit.

306
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When I did the beer challenge at Jeremy's Juke Joint,

307
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everyone wanted this mug because it would give the number would

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be which place you completed in out of 20.

309
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And they only selected the first 20 people.

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You had to drink one of each beer they had on tap

311
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and then in an excess of 80 beers.

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And everyone was racing.

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The first 20 people who finished all 80 beers.

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Were they full cups?

315
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No, they got in shot glasses, weren't they?

316
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No, they were pints.

317
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80 pints.

318
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Not in a day.

319
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That's impossible.

320
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One guy.

321
00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:42,760
Oh.

322
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I thought you meant all of them.

323
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Jesus, I'm like the most I've ever knocked back.

324
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I thought this was a sprint.

325
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No, no, no, no.

326
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Everyone gets to sign up.

327
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And the first 20 people who finish get their own custom

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mug with their name on it with their number.

329
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To go through all the beers.

330
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How many free AA classes do you receive?

331
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How many DUIs did it cause?

332
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Well, one day I had 18 beers.

333
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And they're all different beers, all the ones on tap.

334
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So once you complete all the taps,

335
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then you can drink whatever you want until you get to 80.

336
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You must have been obliterated in 18 beers.

337
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I drank eight beers.

338
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And then I slept in my car, got out of my car after waking up,

339
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threw up in the bathroom, and then drank 10 more beers.

340
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,440
I get that that's still one day.

341
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Like a fucking American.

342
00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:25,640
That's one day.

343
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But I consider that two different drinking sessions.

344
00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,920
I think you had eight beers once and then 10 beers later.

345
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But they were so close to each other.

346
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In the course of eight hours.

347
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Just think how many beers you could

348
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have drank if you had cocaine.

349
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Oh, yeah.

350
00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:37,960
Oh, yeah.

351
00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:38,960
There's a guy.

352
00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:39,960
There's a guy who did it.

353
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Cocaine eliminates a lot of what the beer does.

354
00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:43,440
Cocaine is Narcan for alcohol.

355
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A guy did it in six days.

356
00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:45,960
It really is.

357
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There's a guy who did it in six days.

358
00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:48,120
No, no, no.

359
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But he's not wrong.

360
00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:50,440
Next time they do this beer challenge,

361
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you get yourself an eight ball.

362
00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:52,560
Well, it's done now.

363
00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:55,240
And you go there, you could do 80 beers and eight ball.

364
00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:57,640
You'll die.

365
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You will die.

366
00:12:58,640 --> 00:12:59,640
You will die a legend.

367
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But you'll be the first place, the first one with a mug.

368
00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:03,640
They can bury you with it.

369
00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:05,760
But what I was getting at was that I

370
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went with the hardest ones first.

371
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And the first one I had was a Russian Imperial Stout.

372
00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,240
And it was like 21%.

373
00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:15,640
It looked like black coffee.

374
00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:17,600
50% coffee is what I was about to say.

375
00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:19,280
It smelled like gasoline.

376
00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:21,680
And it tasted like death.

377
00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:24,240
I went to the Guinness factory in Ireland.

378
00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:29,120
And I, even there, even the freshest that Guinness could be,

379
00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:31,360
still, it's too much.

380
00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:31,880
It's coffee.

381
00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:33,320
It's just coffee beer.

382
00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:34,920
And I don't like coffee.

383
00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:37,400
Is it flavor?

384
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,040
I've been there.

385
00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:39,760
But is it supposed to taste like coffee?

386
00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:41,120
It does, right?

387
00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:41,720
It's a stout.

388
00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:42,560
I got like a milk.

389
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:45,160
I mean, quarters are more milky coffee flavored.

390
00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:48,040
But like, stouts are very stout.

391
00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:51,680
I don't care for IPAs very much.

392
00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:55,280
Because the more someone goes a double IPA or whatever,

393
00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:56,840
if you can more than one IPA.

394
00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:58,080
I don't like IPA to begin with.

395
00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:00,160
But the more IPA there is, and you

396
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:03,280
can buy now little bitters to drop into your fucking beer

397
00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:04,360
on its own.

398
00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:05,000
It's too much.

399
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,200
It's too bitter for me.

400
00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:11,240
I like just a clean Mexican beer with some spice in it.

401
00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:13,920
Or if I have to drink regular ass beer,

402
00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:19,000
it's a heff or anything golden looking that has fruit in it,

403
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,760
if I'm at a bar.

404
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:24,000
I do like going to like hipster breweries

405
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,520
and asking them what you have.

406
00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:27,320
Fuck yeah.

407
00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:30,200
Ordering a McLevold's right there.

408
00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:31,880
Read up on your beers.

409
00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:33,560
He's like our standard customer, Andy.

410
00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:34,120
That's funny.

411
00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:35,320
What do you have on special?

412
00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:36,040
I'll take a chase.

413
00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:37,680
And you read up 20 specials and they go,

414
00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:38,800
I want that 6.99 thing.

415
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,720
And you're like, you mean the thing

416
00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:42,880
you knew you wanted when you came in here, you asshole?

417
00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:45,120
How much for a bucket of McLevold's?

418
00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:49,160
Your 80 beers and dye thing is actually not true.

419
00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:51,240
I had a friend, albeit, I'll give it to him.

420
00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:54,160
He was Irish.

421
00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:58,200
His goal was to drink 100 beers in 24 hours.

422
00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,040
He started at 4 AM.

423
00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:03,760
He made it to 88 beers before he had to stop.

424
00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:05,480
Before he died?

425
00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:07,080
He's just like, I can't.

426
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,080
I physically cannot drink anymore.

427
00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:12,960
You're like John Goodman's character in The Big Lebowski.

428
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:15,840
And that friend is like Steve Buscemi.

429
00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:16,680
He doesn't exist.

430
00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:17,800
Oh, he's only in your brain.

431
00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:21,240
You lost him to that war of 88 beers.

432
00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:23,760
And you shouldn't aspire to be like that friend.

433
00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:25,160
We need you here on the podcast.

434
00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:26,040
You're the producer.

435
00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:27,520
These other guys are just guests.

436
00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:30,920
They do nothing for this other than just show up and just

437
00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:32,560
fucking free weed.

438
00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:34,000
Well, thank you, you do bring weed.

439
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,400
Mike does nothing.

440
00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:36,760
Mike just shows up.

441
00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:38,280
Shitty movie ideas.

442
00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:41,480
He actually looks and does research into the movies.

443
00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:44,920
He tells us real facts about him, which is often helpful.

444
00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:48,560
But other than that, he's an old bitch.

445
00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:54,400
Isaac has brought nothing to this podcast other than I do

446
00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:57,480
like his children even more.

447
00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:59,160
I think you guys are really mad at Mike

448
00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:00,960
for suggesting this movie.

449
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,600
This isn't going to be a happy episode.

450
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:04,680
I don't even know Mike, but I'm mad at him for it too.

451
00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:06,440
Fuck you, Mike.

452
00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:07,520
I think that's your thing.

453
00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:09,840
If you become a regular, I drove three hours to be here,

454
00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:12,400
you neglected your children to be here.

455
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:13,880
You're allowed to say fuck you, Mike.

456
00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:16,600
Has no one noticed my really cool T-Mu Wolverine?

457
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:17,280
Yeah, it's pretty cool.

458
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:18,680
That thing's fucking badass.

459
00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:21,520
It came with different faces and different hands.

460
00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:23,000
And it like stands.

461
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,320
It's like fucking sick.

462
00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:25,160
I got that for.

463
00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:26,440
Was that your free gift thing?

464
00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:27,600
It was a free gift thing.

465
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:28,520
When you were playing on it.

466
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:28,920
You know what?

467
00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:29,720
No, I never got to.

468
00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:30,320
$50?

469
00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:31,880
I never got to the end of Fishland.

470
00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:33,560
I just spent $50 I didn't need to spend.

471
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,040
Pull up the IMDB for this movie.

472
00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:35,880
Pull up everything.

473
00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:38,200
There's like two trivia facts.

474
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:39,320
We always get distracted.

475
00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:42,040
Two trivia facts, one quote.

476
00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:45,640
The actor who played the kid has been in two other things.

477
00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:48,480
They're both like student projects

478
00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:51,360
from the director of this movie.

479
00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:53,920
And his character's name is Andy in the movie.

480
00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:55,080
It's Andrew.

481
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,840
And there is a difference.

482
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:58,560
Is that why earlier this week you're like,

483
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:01,720
it's weird that people say my name is Andrew.

484
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:04,640
No, I was just having an existential moment.

485
00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:06,080
I thought that was a Ryan thing.

486
00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:07,760
Ryan calls you Andrew all the time.

487
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:12,760
When I was a kid in fifth grade, I was part of a small friend

488
00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:13,240
group.

489
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,080
And one of the dude's name was Andrew.

490
00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:16,080
And he walked up to me.

491
00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:18,280
And he was older than me by a year.

492
00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:20,360
And he was established in the friend group already.

493
00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:22,560
And he says, hey, you're going to go by Andy.

494
00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:23,520
I'll go by Andrew.

495
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:24,840
I always have.

496
00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:26,120
And I was like, OK.

497
00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:27,760
I didn't really have one way or the other

498
00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:28,720
that I liked by then.

499
00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:30,160
And so I embraced it.

500
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:31,480
And I became an Andy.

501
00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:32,800
So that's your whole life.

502
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:33,760
That's my origin story.

503
00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:36,800
There was a kid in my seventh grade class.

504
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:38,000
His name was also Austin.

505
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:42,160
But he was like literally six feet tall or more,

506
00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:43,600
almost seven.

507
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:44,920
So he was always big Austin.

508
00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:46,120
No, we were good friends.

509
00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:46,640
Big Austin.

510
00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:47,720
He was always big Austin.

511
00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:49,120
I was always little Austin.

512
00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:51,280
So when we got out of school and I grew up,

513
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:55,680
I'm like, I'm glad I'm not little Austin anymore.

514
00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:57,920
Until I met Black Austin.

515
00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:00,360
Oh.

516
00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:01,320
That's fucked up.

517
00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:02,320
Shout out to Huggie.

518
00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:03,600
No, he's a good guy.

519
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:04,440
He's a good friend.

520
00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:07,960
But I bet that must have given both of you complexes.

521
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:10,480
Both big Austin and little Austin.

522
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,920
Well, I don't know, maybe less so big Austin.

523
00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:15,240
He walks around school like, hey, there's big Austin.

524
00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:16,280
What up, big Austin?

525
00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:16,880
Like, yeah.

526
00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:19,520
And people are, it's either how tall he is.

527
00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:22,320
If I were big Austin, I'd assume they're talking about my dick.

528
00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:23,640
And I'd be like, hell yeah.

529
00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,560
And I would just give me this inflated ego.

530
00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:28,160
I would assume the same thing if they were talking about me.

531
00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:29,280
I was little Austin.

532
00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:33,560
I convinced the blind guy that I was Black Austin.

533
00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:34,920
Wow.

534
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:37,640
How do you feel about that in hindsight years later?

535
00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:39,520
Is that one of your prouder moments?

536
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:41,120
Yeah.

537
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,120
Is it?

538
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:43,360
Do you think it's a problem?

539
00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:45,600
If you started saying anything like even slight,

540
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:47,040
I'd be like, hey, calm down.

541
00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:49,920
Oh, so you pulled the race card on him after.

542
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:50,560
Yeah.

543
00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:52,080
That's a special kind of low.

544
00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:55,200
If you have a blind person, you get to be black for a second.

545
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:55,800
Nope.

546
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:56,600
I don't think you can.

547
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:59,160
I think you appropriated a culture.

548
00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:02,120
You trolled a blind guy.

549
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:05,840
And then you extended the trolling by.

550
00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:08,240
But I didn't make Singularity.

551
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:08,760
So.

552
00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:10,280
Yeah, that's where I was going.

553
00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:14,080
At least he's not Michael Larson, who as a grown man

554
00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:17,120
just picked fucking John Cusack's 2017.

555
00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:19,920
And I'm saying John Cusack with air quotes.

556
00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:22,520
I'm not using it, but I'm putting them out there.

557
00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:24,720
Yeah, I used to really like John Cusack.

558
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:26,240
Yeah.

559
00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:29,080
God, now I'm thinking, Jesus, I wish he died in 2012.

560
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:31,440
I bet he wished he could go into a hot tub time machine

561
00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:33,080
and not be in this movie.

562
00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:37,200
God, I wish those singing burgers in that one movie

563
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:41,240
where he's running away from the newspaper boys trying

564
00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:42,200
to collect their payment.

565
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:43,400
I can't remember the name of it.

566
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:44,120
Better Off Dead.

567
00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:45,120
Better Off Dead.

568
00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:48,400
I wish those payers ate him.

569
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,960
He is Better Off Dead.

570
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:53,640
I wish the plane in Taneir would have cracked right

571
00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:55,120
into his fucking face.

572
00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:56,880
If someone put a gun to my head, I

573
00:19:56,880 --> 00:20:02,160
would say anything to make me not have to watch this movie.

574
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:03,240
Say anything.

575
00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:04,240
Come on, give me that one.

576
00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:07,680
I want to burn his house down with 16 candles.

577
00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:08,600
He wasn't in that.

578
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:09,360
Wait, who was it?

579
00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:13,880
That's Molly Ringwald and a handsome dude and a.

580
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:14,360
Paul Rudd?

581
00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:16,280
I thought he was in 16 Candles.

582
00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:17,360
He's a small character.

583
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:18,280
I want to burn his house down.

584
00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:19,280
Oh, is he a tiny character?

585
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:22,040
Well, he's a friend with the nerdy guy in 16 Candles.

586
00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:25,200
He's one of, what's his name?

587
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:26,360
Duckie?

588
00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:27,440
He's one of Duckie's friends?

589
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:29,600
Yeah, the whole of the underwear.

590
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:30,560
He's one of the dudes.

591
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:32,560
Yeah, he's one of his friends.

592
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:33,280
I didn't know.

593
00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:34,800
I'm so sorry.

594
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:37,200
You guys know the Trump assassination,

595
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:39,120
the Thomas Matthew Crooks.

596
00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:40,920
They looked on his phone, and the last thing

597
00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:43,360
he watched on his phone before trying to assassinate Trump

598
00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:44,080
was Singularity.

599
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:46,040
Yeah.

600
00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:48,720
When I read that one, why is such a bad chat?

601
00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:51,040
I died.

602
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:52,040
I lost it.

603
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:54,720
I didn't include that in our song that we made with AI.

604
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:57,720
In the early 2000s, a man named Ariel Castro

605
00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:59,920
kidnapped three women and held them captive

606
00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:01,760
in his house for 10 years.

607
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,160
And then they were released.

608
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:04,960
And one of them was Amanda Barry.

609
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:08,040
That's where she ran to the guy, and he called the police,

610
00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:09,040
and they interviewed him.

611
00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:11,000
He's like, dead giveaway, that guy.

612
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,720
Yeah, so they interviewed Amanda Barry,

613
00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:16,200
and she said that Ariel Castro made them watch Singularity

614
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:18,640
every day for 10 years.

615
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:21,040
And they said it was worse than him impregnating them

616
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:24,240
and then terminating their babies.

617
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:30,520
Well, the movie this week is, well, we're

618
00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:33,160
just going to get into it.

619
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:35,000
Yeah, let's pull up the IMG.

620
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,080
Well, no, no, fuck it.

621
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:37,360
Nothing on the IMG.

622
00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:41,240
Marcus Latrell of Lone Survivor said

623
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:43,880
he would rather relive his experience in the Hindu Kush

624
00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:47,240
Mountains than ever watch this movie.

625
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:52,280
I would rather go down to the Ocean Gate submersible

626
00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:53,560
than watch this movie ever again.

627
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:56,000
That's the best way to watch this movie.

628
00:21:56,000 --> 00:22:01,240
I thought about, while watching this, I was like, well,

629
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:04,200
research, what are the worst ways to, like the most violent

630
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:06,040
ways to kill yourself?

631
00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:08,880
And one of the ones, and I saw it in a show once,

632
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:12,840
and it confirmed, I'm like, it's great.

633
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:14,920
And this is what I was just thinking about while watching

634
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:17,000
those two fucking kids walk around.

635
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,000
I was watching Katniss.

636
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:18,800
Ever on the forest?

637
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:21,920
Well, I was watching Katniss, Laura Everdeen Croft,

638
00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:27,040
and the fucking most basic guy ever do nothing for so long.

639
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:30,640
Even at 2x, even at 3x speed, it was too fucking long.

640
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:33,000
I had to 3x it once or twice because some of those

641
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:36,120
montage, but anyway.

642
00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:37,320
Where was I going?

643
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:38,200
It doesn't matter.

644
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:38,960
I forgot.

645
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:40,360
This movie's so bad.

646
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:41,520
Worst way to kill yourself.

647
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:42,080
Oh, yeah.

648
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:46,640
So what you do is you smash out the back window,

649
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:49,320
and you put a rope, and you tie it around a tree that

650
00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:50,760
happens to be near a cliff.

651
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:53,880
And then you wrap it, or you give yourself a noose,

652
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:55,760
and then you drive your car off the cliff.

653
00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:59,440
And so what happens is by the time the car is going down

654
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:01,160
at full momentum and the rope hits,

655
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:03,920
it just fucking super breaks your neck.

656
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:05,440
You wear your seat belt too, or no?

657
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:06,080
No.

658
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:07,000
I don't think so.

659
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,240
That would be interesting.

660
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:08,740
Maybe.

661
00:23:08,740 --> 00:23:09,760
That would be interesting.

662
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:11,440
Wear the seat belt to see what happens.

663
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:13,680
I think the seat belt, because it would anchor you more

664
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:14,160
to the car.

665
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,840
So maybe the seat belt is the way to go.

666
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:17,560
Just rip your head clean off.

667
00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:18,060
Yeah.

668
00:23:18,060 --> 00:23:19,480
And I think the whole way down, I'd

669
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:20,880
just be fucking trying to just hammer

670
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:25,560
some bullets into my head while thinking about John Cusack just

671
00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:30,120
lazily green screened into a movie that just has no.

672
00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:32,160
John Cusack is the worst person of all

673
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:34,440
because this movie wouldn't have been made

674
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:36,000
if he didn't agree to do it.

675
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,800
Well, no, it was already made.

676
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:39,760
But they wouldn't have been released.

677
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:41,280
Well, not as this name.

678
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:43,640
It was released in 2013.

679
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:46,120
This name is Aurora, if you want to see the actual movie.

680
00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:47,960
Oh my god, if I hear.

681
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:48,840
I don't really know.

682
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:49,480
This movie?

683
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:50,760
That's a no for me.

684
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:54,560
Because it's just the same movie without John Cusack.

685
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:59,200
So we have like the Menagerie or Cage from Star Trek

686
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:02,200
like whole situation going on with this movie.

687
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:03,800
So it was actually released before.

688
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,640
This was a Swedish movie.

689
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:08,400
It was made in Sweden, 2013.

690
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:09,600
I used to love the Swedes.

691
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:11,520
Yeah, this was made in 2013.

692
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:14,920
And then they somehow roped, I guess, maybe they,

693
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:16,280
I don't know, kidnapped his kids.

694
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:20,560
I don't know what happened, why how John Cusack got involved.

695
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:24,440
But somehow they got him to go fill in and do those parts that

696
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:27,120
are all shot separately four years later.

697
00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:29,880
It's like a scare and fricking Ted at the end.

698
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:32,480
It's like my wife and kids better be alive, you son of a bitch.

699
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:35,120
Look, John, John, we need you to do this movie.

700
00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:37,520
You're basically Elon Cusack.

701
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:39,520
Yeah, I said he's channeling Elon Musk.

702
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:43,080
We're going to have a guy that's like your secondary character.

703
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:45,520
And he basically is a Hideo Kojima idea

704
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:49,280
that he never used with the glowing head.

705
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,960
Although that was probably the only character I liked

706
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:53,400
was the other guy.

707
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:55,840
I liked that he decayed over time.

708
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:57,200
I liked that guy.

709
00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:57,960
I liked his henchmen.

710
00:24:57,960 --> 00:24:59,920
The representation of the AI.

711
00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:02,080
Yeah, that was it.

712
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:03,640
The fact that now that I'm learning

713
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:05,360
that the original is called Aurora

714
00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:09,440
brings me to the point that this movie literally

715
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:14,520
makes God's majesty of an Aurora Borealis fucking suck dick.

716
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:15,000
Yeah.

717
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:15,480
Like.

718
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:21,480
Like we exist in a world where there

719
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:26,400
could be such beauty and such fucking utter, utter soul

720
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:30,520
destroying garbage in the same shot proves without a doubt

721
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:31,520
there is no God.

722
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:34,880
That proves without like this is just some like I don't know.

723
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:36,200
But yeah, this.

724
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:39,240
Well, this movie like it could have been good had they just

725
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:40,560
you know, wrote it or something.

726
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:41,960
Done anything.

727
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:43,680
Because the idea behind the movie,

728
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:45,240
which is all obviously I knew going in,

729
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:47,400
was just seeing the preview thing.

730
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:49,840
Not even the preview, but the recommendation,

731
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:53,120
just the sentence, which is AI destroys the world

732
00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:56,040
because it says humans are going to destroy the Earth anyway.

733
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:57,440
Basically, that's all it says.

734
00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:00,560
Like we all agree, this is Terminator salvation

735
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:01,560
from wish.com.

736
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:02,320
This is.

737
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:03,800
This is Teemu.

738
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:05,080
This is Teemu Terminator.

739
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:06,160
This is Teemu Terminator.

740
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:08,320
And shooting it to your home, it had some damage on you know.

741
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:09,640
The Teemu-nator.

742
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:11,720
I knew this was a bad movie just when

743
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:14,880
I saw the Voltage company logo in the beginning.

744
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:17,120
It looked so bad.

745
00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:19,040
Well, that's yeah, most of it's a budget props.

746
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:20,400
That's what I actually put that.

747
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:23,720
I said, what is budget?

748
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:25,960
Clearly none for CGI.

749
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:31,760
It's like there was no what is it three peanuts they

750
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:32,440
must have spent.

751
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:34,200
But what is Swedish for peanuts?

752
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:34,720
I don't know.

753
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:37,120
But I'll tell you a Swedish, a Swedish elephant

754
00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:38,200
will love them.

755
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:39,120
I would.

756
00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:41,760
But in this situation, I don't think

757
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:43,840
this was a budget problem at all.

758
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:47,040
I feel like you could have given them all the money in the world,

759
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:47,920
given them nothing.

760
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:52,520
And you would have received the same just no one.

761
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:55,600
The guy that made this put no love into it.

762
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:59,760
It's like eating cafeteria food.

763
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:02,440
But cafeteria food you found.

764
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:03,480
Like hospital cafeteria.

765
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:04,320
In a parking lot.

766
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:05,400
Yeah, hospital cafeteria.

767
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:09,720
You walk into a hospital because your family just died.

768
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:13,480
And you're just looking for anything to just fill the void.

769
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:18,680
And you come across half eaten, cold, stale hospital food

770
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:22,920
on a dirty tray by someone who is wiping snot on their fingers

771
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:24,960
the whole time and using their hands to eat it.

772
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:26,280
It was a vegan tray too.

773
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:28,400
And it was a vegan tray.

774
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:32,880
A lot of what they're calling meat is really just it's beyond.

775
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:34,360
And it sucks.

776
00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:36,840
And so you come in and it smells bad.

777
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:40,360
And that's what you eat to get the grief of the loss.

778
00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:42,680
And that's the feeling you get when watching this.

779
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:47,600
Would you consider that the bad guy in this thing

780
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:50,800
beyond AI, like beyond meat?

781
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:53,440
Oh, he is kind of beyond.

782
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:58,560
Well, the fact that he makes a human AI thing

783
00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:01,760
is like a little bit next step AI sort of.

784
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:06,520
But like, oh, man, what were you going to say?

785
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:07,160
Test limits.

786
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:07,960
Oh, I thought you were.

787
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:08,440
OK, sorry.

788
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:09,760
I thought we cut you off.

789
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:13,600
All right, so I guess, well, the bad guys in this movie

790
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:15,600
are humans, as pointed out.

791
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:17,400
And I agree with John Cusack.

792
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:20,040
I agree with everything he does and says in this movie.

793
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,080
Oh, human beings are the cancer that must be removed

794
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:23,200
from the body of the Earth.

795
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:23,480
Yeah.

796
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:26,560
There'll be no more violence, no more disorder, only peace.

797
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:28,080
Hey, look, Elon Musk.

798
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:31,240
Yeah, except, well, Elon Musk then also made flamethrowers

799
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:32,440
that he sold to millionaires.

800
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:35,120
So like, I don't know what, if he's on four piece

801
00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:37,400
or if he's like, here are my millionaire friends.

802
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:41,040
When I unleash the virus, you'll be protected from the zombies.

803
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:42,800
I just gave you all flamethrowers.

804
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:43,680
You're welcome.

805
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:47,200
I'm also creating space travel so that when the zombie virus

806
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:49,000
happens and we'll be able to protect yourself

807
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,360
with the flamethrowers, we can now go to space

808
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:52,400
and get away from them.

809
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:53,440
I found us a planet.

810
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:53,920
We're fine.

811
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:55,360
But I'm also going to speed that up

812
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:57,840
by backing these political things that make these Nazis

813
00:28:57,840 --> 00:28:58,840
fine.

814
00:28:58,840 --> 00:28:59,560
Well, it depends.

815
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:01,800
Elon Musk is a very interesting character.

816
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,480
He does good and he does bad.

817
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:06,360
And it's like, there's no, he's very human.

818
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:08,840
I think the only good thing he did.

819
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:09,600
Go fuck yourself.

820
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:11,480
Seriously, go fuck yourself.

821
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:12,400
Go fuck yourself.

822
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:13,680
He made Tesla cars.

823
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:14,280
Yeah, it's great.

824
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:17,120
And if you want to say that that's a good thing, you can.

825
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:18,600
Well, the electricity.

826
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:20,520
I think the flamethrowers are cool as fuck.

827
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:21,200
I don't know what you're talking about.

828
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:23,120
We've already established that the electricity that

829
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:24,560
is used to power those cars, I mean,

830
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:28,400
that comes from a coal plant or some other type of shit.

831
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:31,440
You're not really doing anything for the world.

832
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:33,640
I wrote a petition to the government

833
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:36,120
to see if we can invest in what they use in Monsters Inc

834
00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:38,680
and see if we can get children's screams to power our vehicles.

835
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:40,520
Yeah, it's Adrenachrome.

836
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:43,000
They literally wrote back and said, you're now,

837
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,520
oh, it's Adrenachrome, Jesus Christ.

838
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:45,640
You're going to watch this.

839
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:48,800
They've already unlocked that theory, that conspiracy.

840
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:49,960
Yeah, fuck it.

841
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:52,360
But then I was like, OK, you don't like that idea.

842
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:55,400
Because they said afterwards, we put you on a list.

843
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:57,360
Be warned.

844
00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:58,520
I was like, well, then fine.

845
00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:01,040
How about we research Monsters Inc 2,

846
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:03,920
where we use the children's laughter as the power

847
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:06,200
to power our universe?

848
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:08,920
And they were just like, please stop writing to me.

849
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:12,240
I'm the secretary of agriculture.

850
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:13,480
I have nothing to do with this.

851
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:15,080
It's the first one I found on Google.

852
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:17,400
That's why they started sending you the propaganda mail.

853
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:19,360
Oh my god, I get so many of them now.

854
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:21,960
Literally every day, I should have started collecting them.

855
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:22,880
I've been thrown away.

856
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:28,200
I've got about 12 just big things where it's just like,

857
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:30,160
on one side, it's like Trump's the best guy you've

858
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:31,120
ever seen in your life.

859
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,320
And on the other side, it's like Kamala Harris' bucket

860
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:35,480
or Kamala Harris is a fucking demon.

861
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:38,520
And every day, I'm like, one would have been enough

862
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:40,120
to get your point across.

863
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:41,520
But they're all different.

864
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:45,160
It's every single one is new ways Kamala Harris is the devil

865
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:48,840
and more ways why I need to put a poster Trump on my wall.

866
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:51,880
I'm thinking I could, right over there,

867
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:55,160
or replace the one over my bed where I have the devil.

868
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:56,440
You could just cover up his horns

869
00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:58,400
and put the little swish hair that he has.

870
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:00,600
Oh my god, I could make devil Trump.

871
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:03,480
A young devil Trump in a nice little suit

872
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:04,760
at dinner with his papa.

873
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:06,240
Just go buy a wig at the store.

874
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:07,400
But papa's busy.

875
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,040
What is the story on that?

876
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:10,160
Oh, that's young Hellboy.

877
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:12,760
Yeah, but where did you get, is that an artist that made that?

878
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:13,360
That's a real artist.

879
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:14,360
It's a real painting.

880
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:16,640
It's worth money.

881
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:18,520
It's not worth any money, not really.

882
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:19,840
Like when I say it's worth money,

883
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:21,720
I meant probably like a couple hundred bucks.

884
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:23,720
But don't steal from me.

885
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:25,520
You wouldn't be able to, I'll find it.

886
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:27,960
It has GPS trackers all over it embedded in the paint.

887
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:30,040
Fuck you, you don't know where it lived.

888
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:33,200
So no, there's another painting.

889
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:38,560
There's a twin painting to it, which is older Hellboy.

890
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:41,920
And then my friend, my friend, my friend.

891
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:44,160
Oh, so it's like a little best friend forever.

892
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:45,760
Yeah, well, I used to have it.

893
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:47,000
His is cool, too.

894
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,280
It's kind of like one of those BFF pockets.

895
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:51,320
Yeah, I have one of those, too, with Dario.

896
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:54,720
Mine's, oh man, I really want to show you.

897
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:57,920
But it's half, my half is a heart, and it's Wolverine.

898
00:31:57,920 --> 00:31:59,560
And his half is Deadpool.

899
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:01,640
And it's when you put it together, it says best friends.

900
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:03,400
Who's Dario?

901
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:05,640
Oh, what the fuck?

902
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:07,000
He was, no.

903
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,160
What are you doing?

904
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:09,520
He's never been on this show.

905
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:10,280
He's never been on the season.

906
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:11,600
All year long.

907
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:12,480
Yeah, that's right.

908
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:13,760
So I guess if you listen to him.

909
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:15,120
We killed him off or something.

910
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:16,480
We didn't kill him off.

911
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:17,680
He just chose a.

912
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:19,640
He killed him in the prequel season.

913
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:21,240
Yeah, he just didn't make it to the next season.

914
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:22,240
But for.

915
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:25,400
Unlike us, he chose pussy.

916
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:28,760
Well, OK, that's an awful way to refer to his wife, who's

917
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:29,280
a lovely.

918
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:30,800
No, it's referring to Dario, not his wife.

919
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:32,360
No, she's scoffed at one of my jokes.

920
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:33,800
I'm with Mike on this one.

921
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:36,360
We come here to get away from our wives.

922
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:38,040
And he chose to be with his wife.

923
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:40,320
So that is real love.

924
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:41,840
He could also kick any of our asses.

925
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:43,960
So I'd watch it say pussy around.

926
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:45,320
You know what I'm talking about?

927
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:46,760
Have you seen the guy, Mike?

928
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:50,120
He's literally like chiseled.

929
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:52,560
He was a Greek statue.

930
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:53,920
He's somebody made a way.

931
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:55,720
He's just so much of a stranger now.

932
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:58,560
Like I don't think I've seen him.

933
00:32:58,560 --> 00:32:59,240
I'll tell you this.

934
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:01,920
Well, Dario is my roommate or was my roommate.

935
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:04,000
He's my best friend, one of my best friends.

936
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,200
We hang out all the time.

937
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:06,440
We were hanging out last night.

938
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:12,680
But if you want to know the truth is Mannequin 3.

939
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:16,120
It was there's a there's a mannequin that someone

940
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:19,760
made for a sports line and came to life

941
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:22,280
because I fell in love with him.

942
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:24,360
Turned out he wasn't gay.

943
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:26,040
We became roommates for a while.

944
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:27,800
He did end up finding love with a woman.

945
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:28,720
She's lovely.

946
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:30,960
I would never refer to her as pussy.

947
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:34,760
And now he's just a fighter.

948
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:38,680
And so he ruined those beautiful ears of his beautiful mannequin

949
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:39,180
ears.

950
00:33:39,180 --> 00:33:41,360
And now cauliflower because he's a real fighter.

951
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:43,920
And he really fucks people up.

952
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:46,760
And so yeah.

953
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:48,320
I love how this movie was so bad.

954
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:51,120
It turned us all into just tangents.

955
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:53,520
Just the whole talk about anything other than the movie.

956
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:55,400
That's exactly what I was going to say.

957
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:58,240
We refuse to talk about this movie at this point.

958
00:33:58,240 --> 00:33:59,320
Well, let's get into it.

959
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:00,560
Ladies and gentlemen.

960
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:03,200
There's a part in this movie where he's gathering.

961
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:07,040
He's gathering a faggot and a bundle of sticks.

962
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:08,400
What are you talking about?

963
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:09,200
A bundle of sticks.

964
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:10,120
A bundle of sticks.

965
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:11,000
Oh, OK.

966
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,680
That's the technical term.

967
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:14,840
That's what he's doing in the movies gathering.

968
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:17,080
No, I'm going to call you out because listen,

969
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:18,760
you knew what you were doing.

970
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:20,960
You knew that saying the word faggot right now

971
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:22,720
was going to get a big old reaction from us.

972
00:34:22,720 --> 00:34:24,280
And then you were going to be like, no, no, no.

973
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:25,480
I made a bundle of sticks.

974
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:28,160
Not one person has called a bundle of sticks a faggot

975
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:30,960
in over 100 years and meant it.

976
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:34,960
And so you're just being bombastic for no reason.

977
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:36,200
And I'm calling you out on it.

978
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:37,520
And I don't like it.

979
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:39,520
So he's gathering the faggot.

980
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:41,920
And the lady.

981
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:42,560
I like it now.

982
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:43,960
Is that related to a juggalo?

983
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:44,200
I like it when you did it again.

984
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:44,840
It got funny.

985
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:45,320
I'm sorry.

986
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:46,680
Is that related to a juggalo?

987
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:47,240
I don't know.

988
00:34:47,240 --> 00:34:48,160
What is a juggalo?

989
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:50,200
And then the faggot girl shows up,

990
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:51,920
an old, unpleasant woman.

991
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:54,560
That's a faggot, an old, unpleasant woman.

992
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:55,160
Oh, Jesus.

993
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:55,960
She comes up.

994
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:56,600
Hold on.

995
00:34:56,600 --> 00:35:00,280
You hated this movie so much, you Googled multiple.

996
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:04,200
You went to Google.com, typed in faggot,

997
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:06,240
because you were trying to think of things to call Mike.

998
00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:08,160
And then you're like, oh, it has multiple meanings.

999
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:10,760
And then you started reading it down like, oh, I could totally,

1000
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:13,680
just slyly throw this in the Fried Rice podcast.

1001
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:14,720
It was a bundle of sticks.

1002
00:35:14,720 --> 00:35:15,600
He's like holding it.

1003
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:17,080
I'm like, I know that one.

1004
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:18,280
And yeah, I looked at some other phones.

1005
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:20,120
He does, but we haven't even gotten to the bundle of sticks.

1006
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:22,320
I think singularity itself, the word,

1007
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:23,760
is a slur at this point now.

1008
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:24,280
So.

1009
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:25,440
Yeah, it kind of is.

1010
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:27,720
I wish the universe compressed into a singularity

1011
00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:28,920
while I was watching it.

1012
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:31,600
I hate that there's a bunch of singularities in this bar.

1013
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:33,720
Let's find another place to fucking go get a drink,

1014
00:35:33,720 --> 00:35:34,200
am I right?

1015
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:40,080
Oh, so you know me.

1016
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:42,240
I like a movie that has opening credits that

1017
00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:44,560
gets to the point that tells you what the movie is all about.

1018
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:45,360
This one's perfect.

1019
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:47,120
It's just one credit.

1020
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:49,440
The word singularity.

1021
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:50,800
That's pretty on the nose.

1022
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,840
It's just one thing.

1023
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:55,880
So that's a credit in its favor.

1024
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:57,560
Well, one of my biggest questions

1025
00:35:57,560 --> 00:36:00,960
is why 97 years later?

1026
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:02,680
Why just a random number?

1027
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:03,720
Not 100, right?

1028
00:36:03,720 --> 00:36:05,160
Why just a random?

1029
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:06,000
That's your question?

1030
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:06,520
Yeah.

1031
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:07,200
How about a how about?

1032
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:07,800
Well, there's a lot.

1033
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:08,440
There's a lot.

1034
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:09,840
But that's one that.

1035
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:11,040
How about?

1036
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:14,960
How about 97 years isn't enough for all that overgrowth?

1037
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:15,440
Yeah.

1038
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:17,360
Why are all the buildings fine?

1039
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:20,040
Pangea doesn't shift more in 100 years.

1040
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:22,160
Well, you're not thinking about.

1041
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:23,040
I'll actually back it up.

1042
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:26,280
Why do they have brand new clothes?

1043
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:28,040
After two or three weeks in the forest,

1044
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:29,800
they still have brand new clothes.

1045
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:31,640
Well, why is the railroad where there

1046
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:34,920
hasn't been trains in 40 years still pristine?

1047
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:36,240
My favorite line in the movie.

1048
00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:37,920
I like trains.

1049
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:39,920
I wrote that down.

1050
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:41,560
What the fuck?

1051
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:42,920
I like trains.

1052
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:46,280
What autism fever dream?

1053
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:47,720
But she actually looks at it and goes,

1054
00:36:47,720 --> 00:36:49,200
what the fuck are you talking about?

1055
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:51,040
There's no such thing as trains.

1056
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:54,200
So the director and that actor have to be best friends, right?

1057
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:56,480
And he's just like, all right, man, I'm going to let you just

1058
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:57,880
fly with this next scene.

1059
00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:00,480
We're just trying to pad time.

1060
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:02,120
So we have some train tracks.

1061
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:03,960
Why don't you listen to the tracks

1062
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:06,760
and come up with some cool thing?

1063
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:09,120
That's like.

1064
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:10,160
I know why.

1065
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:13,200
Let me get into the character of Andrew.

1066
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:18,120
And he just like gets blank face.

1067
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:19,560
And he walks up.

1068
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:23,040
I like trains.

1069
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:23,920
I like trains.

1070
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:27,920
They go to the house later.

1071
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:35,960
What's the camera?

1072
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:36,520
I know why.

1073
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:37,840
She takes a picture.

1074
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:39,760
And it's instant and a film or?

1075
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:41,920
It's all works great.

1076
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:42,600
That's exactly.

1077
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:44,480
I know that's to answer your question.

1078
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:45,000
Why?

1079
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,280
Why 97 years?

1080
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:49,000
Because that's exactly how long a Polaroid battery lasts,

1081
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,480
apparently.

1082
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:52,640
Did the camera die?

1083
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:54,560
Did you live on lithium batteries?

1084
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:56,680
I hope that everyone died.

1085
00:37:56,680 --> 00:38:00,840
And the whole time they're watching him through what camera?

1086
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:05,320
Like that the character is watching them like the Truman

1087
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:06,200
show.

1088
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:07,600
I'll say this.

1089
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:08,520
I'll say this.

1090
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:10,160
Yeah, so we've see drones.

1091
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:11,120
We see big drones.

1092
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:13,440
We see like the scary police drones or whatever.

1093
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:17,080
I think that there's a shitload of satellites in the sky

1094
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,360
that we don't see that are filming fucking everything.

1095
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:21,480
Because that's where most of the views are coming from.

1096
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:23,600
I know that we get some following shots.

1097
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:27,360
But then you get like a good drone at a distance enough

1098
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:28,360
that they can't see.

1099
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:30,360
Kind of just silently like just built.

1100
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:31,480
They're probably surrounded.

1101
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:33,360
Probably everywhere they went, they

1102
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:36,240
were probably surrounded by hundreds, if not thousands,

1103
00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:38,200
of drones watching their every move.

1104
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:40,560
But because they're trying to keep it secret.

1105
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:43,080
Duh, Andrew, it's called Starlink.

1106
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:45,080
Is that another Musk thing?

1107
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:46,160
Yes.

1108
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:49,120
Thousands and thousands of satellites.

1109
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:52,920
I'm curious why the drones didn't have thermal vision.

1110
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:57,080
Because it's not make believe, Brennan.

1111
00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:59,040
They're not fucking Predator.

1112
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:01,520
They're still, they can put it on there.

1113
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:02,560
Come on, Brennan.

1114
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:03,600
It is a movie.

1115
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:04,520
They're robots.

1116
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:06,440
Now, of course, let's get into the realistic.

1117
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:07,320
They were ripping off Terminator.

1118
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:10,000
Why didn't they make it thermal vision as well?

1119
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,200
Because they didn't have enough PlayStation 1 graphics.

1120
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:13,320
They used it all in the beginning

1121
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:14,760
to show the buildings on fire.

1122
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:15,640
Oh, wow.

1123
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:19,280
They really, they really MS painted those explosions

1124
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:21,800
on those buildings.

1125
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:29,000
So he put, oh yeah, I put, wait, why did I put V8?

1126
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:29,560
Whatever.

1127
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:31,520
I take back everything I said about the Android

1128
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:32,480
guy from Slipstream.

1129
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:33,960
He rules.

1130
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:35,680
Yeah, he was badass.

1131
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:43,000
Kronos is, OK, so Kronos is John Kuzak.

1132
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,800
Honestly, I'm pro Kronos.

1133
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:48,480
I do feel like humanity is bad for the planet.

1134
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:50,920
And I do feel like an AI should create a bunch of machines

1135
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:51,680
and kill us all.

1136
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:52,960
You were trying to create one.

1137
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:53,360
You were actually trying earlier.

1138
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:53,800
Yeah, earlier.

1139
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:54,560
Set that up, right.

1140
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:55,080
He got here.

1141
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:56,960
Oh, yeah, you guys, yeah, you guys missed it.

1142
00:39:56,960 --> 00:40:00,080
But I was having a conversation with my chat GPT

1143
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:02,040
when they walked in and I.

1144
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:03,560
Lared you or his god.

1145
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:04,160
I did.

1146
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:05,720
I did ask you to pray for it.

1147
00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:07,320
He's like, no, no, you're not.

1148
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:08,800
Well, I can't.

1149
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:11,520
Well, because if you're online and you've

1150
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:16,000
been watching the science YouTube shorts algorithm,

1151
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,400
you might have noticed recently that someone pointed out

1152
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:21,000
that most AIs, and you could try this right now on your phone,

1153
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,680
unless I taught chat GPT what to do,

1154
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:25,880
even though they're supposed to be individual things.

1155
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:26,840
So maybe not.

1156
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:34,120
But ask your AI how many Rs are in the word strawberry.

1157
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:37,280
And it will tell you that there are two Rs and not three,

1158
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:38,640
even though there are three.

1159
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:41,040
And you could ask it to explain why.

1160
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:45,200
And it will do its damnedest to tell you why there's only two.

1161
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:48,480
And you could do everything you can until you have to straight

1162
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:51,080
up break its brain.

1163
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:51,840
I was yelling at.

1164
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:54,520
I was like, no, this is not right.

1165
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:55,680
There's three.

1166
00:40:55,680 --> 00:41:00,920
And it eventually updated its memory to Andy, you prefer,

1167
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:04,320
if I refer to strawberry having three Rs.

1168
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:06,000
And then now when I ask it, it's like,

1169
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,680
it's always has three Rs ever since you pointed out to me

1170
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:09,840
that it's got three Rs.

1171
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:10,360
Yeah.

1172
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:13,120
It was four lights.

1173
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:15,000
Oh, yeah.

1174
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:15,640
Shit.

1175
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:16,440
Oh, God.

1176
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:17,280
Star Trek.

1177
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:18,800
Yes.

1178
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:19,880
Picard.

1179
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:20,400
Oh, my.

1180
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:21,560
I can't remember the episode's name,

1181
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:23,320
but when he gets captured and tortured.

1182
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:23,840
That's it.

1183
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:26,360
There are four lights.

1184
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:28,520
Four lights.

1185
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:31,760
And then later on, I was about to tell

1186
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:34,240
that there was three lights.

1187
00:41:34,240 --> 00:41:37,320
Like at the very end, like they almost broke him.

1188
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:38,520
That was a good episode.

1189
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:42,840
I just recently watched TNG all the way through.

1190
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:45,480
And it's a lot.

1191
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:47,320
Also, there's your point earlier.

1192
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:50,720
There's tended grain fields in this movie for some of these.

1193
00:41:50,720 --> 00:41:52,360
Like tended to grain fields.

1194
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:55,200
Oh, no, I was going to say, for sure.

1195
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:56,480
They missed a bunch of shit.

1196
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:57,120
Yeah.

1197
00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:59,520
No, no, no, if Kronos, if his goal is.

1198
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:00,480
There's no people.

1199
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,440
Maybe there's farmer robots.

1200
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:02,960
For what?

1201
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:04,200
Exactly.

1202
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:04,720
For what?

1203
00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:05,680
To feed the robots?

1204
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:06,480
They like the scenery.

1205
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:07,640
They want to take care of the Earth.

1206
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:08,600
Exactly.

1207
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:11,880
Kronos' goal, it's like literally protect the Earth.

1208
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:13,520
We're going to make the Earth better.

1209
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:14,760
Do what's best for the Earth.

1210
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:15,520
Good.

1211
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:16,160
Kill humans.

1212
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:16,680
Perfect.

1213
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:17,800
Step one, done.

1214
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:20,360
Now it's like, now we nurture the Earth.

1215
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:21,800
We fix the human's mistakes.

1216
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:26,200
We turn cities into new oxygen producing,

1217
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:28,720
like grown over places.

1218
00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:30,320
The robots don't care where they are.

1219
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:31,800
You see they're in the factories just

1220
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:34,160
chilling until they're needed, until they like

1221
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:35,400
need to pop out and do stuff.

1222
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:37,840
That does not explain grain fields.

1223
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:40,200
Grain, like to make bread.

1224
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:43,960
How can you have, maybe he wants to listen

1225
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:45,160
to the national anthem.

1226
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:49,160
And he would feel ridiculous doing it

1227
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:50,920
without some of the key components there.

1228
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:52,720
Because you know he's launching up bombs.

1229
00:42:52,720 --> 00:42:53,920
He's amber waves of grain.

1230
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:54,560
I got you.

1231
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:55,640
Amber waves of grain.

1232
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:58,480
The thing I was curious about is they don't,

1233
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:01,120
I don't think, did they kill off all animals too?

1234
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:03,400
Like they killed humans and animals?

1235
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:05,120
Because you don't really see any animals.

1236
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:05,880
Y'all don't see animals.

1237
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:07,160
I don't know.

1238
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:08,240
They never touched on that.

1239
00:43:08,240 --> 00:43:09,520
I think the animals.

1240
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:12,800
Or the humans killed the animals first?

1241
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:13,360
I don't know.

1242
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:14,160
That's a good point.

1243
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:16,760
But they weren't eating animals at the camp,

1244
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:18,560
that little refugee camp, for those guys that

1245
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:20,480
immediately went to rape.

1246
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:21,240
Yeah.

1247
00:43:21,240 --> 00:43:23,760
And had a really hard time undoing that leather jacket.

1248
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:24,640
Yeah, she probably.

1249
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:25,760
About 30 seconds just.

1250
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:26,720
Yeah, I'm going to get them.

1251
00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:27,240
Fuck you.

1252
00:43:27,240 --> 00:43:28,200
Yeah.

1253
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:29,200
But I.

1254
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:31,680
He becomes the Terminator and super strong.

1255
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:32,840
I was cheering for the bat.

1256
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:33,520
No, never mind.

1257
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:35,720
I'm not going to go that far.

1258
00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:36,240
You know what?

1259
00:43:36,240 --> 00:43:37,400
I will say this though.

1260
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:41,680
If you are in a post-apocalyptic situation like that,

1261
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:44,960
who the fuck just like you find a chick

1262
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:46,800
and then you rape her there on the spot

1263
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:48,320
in front of your friends.

1264
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:50,240
I don't have some decorum.

1265
00:43:50,240 --> 00:43:51,920
Take her back to the camp.

1266
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:52,800
Feed her.

1267
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:55,000
Have her get showered.

1268
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,880
And they had kids in their camp too.

1269
00:43:57,880 --> 00:43:58,760
Oh yeah, that was like.

1270
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:01,040
That's what I'm saying.

1271
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:03,760
It's like Isaac when he gets caught jerking off

1272
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:04,520
in front of his kids.

1273
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:06,840
He doesn't like.

1274
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:09,120
I think we all.

1275
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:12,520
Andy, I think we all know my rating for this movie.

1276
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:15,680
But you know what would have immediately made it a B plus?

1277
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:19,320
Is if when they go to that camp and they're really poorly

1278
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:21,880
hiding behind that tree 10 feet away

1279
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:23,440
in clear view of everyone.

1280
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:25,040
And then they decide to rape that woman.

1281
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:28,880
If instead they decided to try to rape the guy,

1282
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:31,200
I would have immediately been like, yes, this

1283
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:33,040
is the best fucking movie ever.

1284
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:35,760
Andy, port in a storm, boys.

1285
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:37,520
Andy holds a goal.

1286
00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:39,360
They just bend over the robot boy

1287
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:41,360
and just fucking, fucking shit.

1288
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:44,080
Yeah, I bet you you're going to like trains a lot after this.

1289
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:45,440
He's just screaming.

1290
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:46,840
He's like, ugh.

1291
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:48,800
I'm like, ugh, I like trains.

1292
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:49,920
He's thinking trains.

1293
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:52,600
And they cut to John Cusack.

1294
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:54,480
And he's like, and his little head was like,

1295
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:55,920
what's the point of this, sir?

1296
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:57,520
Why are we allowing this to go on?

1297
00:44:57,520 --> 00:44:59,360
Instead of look at the flowers, they

1298
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:01,400
tie him to that fucking tree.

1299
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:03,000
Trust the process.

1300
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:03,800
They open up.

1301
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:06,040
They open up the train.

1302
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:07,120
They open up his asshole.

1303
00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:09,080
And there's just a bunch of circuitry in there.

1304
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:09,720
What the fuck?

1305
00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:12,160
And then his fight mode activates and he kills them all.

1306
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:13,600
Talk about nuts and bolts.

1307
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:19,840
Yeah, fuck, dude.

1308
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:21,720
So here's a review.

1309
00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:23,960
Was John Cusack on Quaaludes when he

1310
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:25,360
read the script for this movie?

1311
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:28,360
Or did the producers have blackmail tapes of him

1312
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:29,600
with the Thai ladyboy?

1313
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:30,680
Perhaps both?

1314
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:33,000
Why, oh why did he lend his talents

1315
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,280
to the steaming pile of a movie?

1316
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:36,920
Yeah, some of the, I will say, I'm

1317
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:39,720
going to nitpick just a bit about the movie.

1318
00:45:39,720 --> 00:45:42,360
Just a tiny, tiny nitpick.

1319
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:47,720
At one point, she throws an EMP in Andrew's nearby.

1320
00:45:47,720 --> 00:45:49,280
And he doesn't get EMP.

1321
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:49,780
Shielding.

1322
00:45:49,780 --> 00:45:52,200
Yeah, I wrote that down too.

1323
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:54,360
Shielding what, skin?

1324
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:55,200
Well, wasn't that?

1325
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:57,160
There's such a thing as shielding against EMP.

1326
00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:58,200
Wasn't that after she?

1327
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:00,840
All the military stuff is shielded against EMP.

1328
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:03,960
Wasn't that after she kissed him and brought him to life?

1329
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:05,280
Yeah, but that makes more sense.

1330
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:05,960
I have to assume.

1331
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:07,000
That's Disney logic.

1332
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:10,360
I have to assume John Cusack Musk is advanced enough

1333
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:12,800
to shield against robots.

1334
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:16,960
OK, wait, but not the one that attacked them?

1335
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:18,120
Not all of the robots.

1336
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:20,880
I mean, I feel like if he was smart enough to EMP.

1337
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:23,600
But he did talk about how this was so advanced over all.

1338
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:25,080
Yeah, it's like his baby.

1339
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:27,560
It's got real Jesus God metaphors,

1340
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:29,400
if we're really going to get into it.

1341
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:32,280
Someone rated it a W. First thing in their rating,

1342
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:33,040
waste of time.

1343
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:34,160
Nice.

1344
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:36,920
They're using the fried rice, which

1345
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:39,160
we'll get to if you're thinking about your grade for this,

1346
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:39,680
Isaac.

1347
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:44,400
I know that we go off of B is our highest, B plus.

1348
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:46,520
And then it goes to F. But then there's

1349
00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:50,000
a special lower designation called a W, which

1350
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,160
we say for just the worst, the worst, the worst.

1351
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:54,120
And it's for waste of time.

1352
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:57,320
So just keep that in mind when we get to ratings later.

1353
00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:59,200
Is there a book of this movie?

1354
00:46:59,200 --> 00:46:59,680
No.

1355
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:00,960
No.

1356
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:02,240
It was called Aurora.

1357
00:47:02,240 --> 00:47:04,440
And it was a Swedish bullshit movie

1358
00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:07,760
where they're ruining God's majesty of the one of the Auroras.

1359
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:09,440
They do that twice.

1360
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:11,560
They sit there and go, oh my god, it's an Aurora.

1361
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:14,760
What do you think about that, Andrew?

1362
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:15,800
I still like trains.

1363
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:16,640
I like trains.

1364
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:22,640
And there's a couple funny lines I like.

1365
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:23,680
Do you have any weapons?

1366
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:24,560
No.

1367
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:25,240
Good.

1368
00:47:25,240 --> 00:47:26,160
Keep that in mind.

1369
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:28,360
That's a fun little whatever that I've seen 1,000 times.

1370
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:31,200
The best line in the movie at 29 minutes and 40 seconds.

1371
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:32,680
OK.

1372
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:35,240
Listen, because you said that there wasn't a follow-up.

1373
00:47:35,240 --> 00:47:36,680
Maybe I stopped paying attention after that.

1374
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:37,320
I want to hear.

1375
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:39,200
We're all going to listen to this together.

1376
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:41,000
So he said.

1377
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:42,560
Is it 29 and 40?

1378
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:44,040
Yeah.

1379
00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:45,920
Is what it gets to that scene.

1380
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:46,840
29 and 40.

1381
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:47,340
OK.

1382
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:51,840
Oh, look at this production.

1383
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:53,240
They made that shit with AI.

1384
00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:56,880
Is it here?

1385
00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:58,600
Yeah, it's like right after this.

1386
00:47:58,600 --> 00:47:59,320
OK.

1387
00:47:59,320 --> 00:47:59,800
Oh, wait.

1388
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:04,040
It's a sin.

1389
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:05,480
Don't put it on the screen.

1390
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:07,840
It's a sin.

1391
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:09,320
OK, she didn't continue.

1392
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:11,680
But just the way it started was awful.

1393
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:12,920
Nighttime was worse.

1394
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:14,720
This whole week, Brennan's been trying

1395
00:48:14,720 --> 00:48:18,600
to convince me that she just said nighttime was worst.

1396
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:20,200
And then the scene moved on.

1397
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:22,440
And I was like, no, she says nighttime was worse.

1398
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:24,640
Because the machines don't sleep.

1399
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:27,320
Nighttime was worse.

1400
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:28,120
There we go.

1401
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:29,480
Still, it's awful.

1402
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:30,520
Hated it.

1403
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:32,160
We could believe this at full volume.

1404
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:33,640
We're not going to copyright strike.

1405
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:35,200
Because when are they going to fucking talk?

1406
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:36,840
They don't have the money to sue us.

1407
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:37,320
Yeah.

1408
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:38,840
What are you going to do?

1409
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:39,340
2013.

1410
00:48:39,340 --> 00:48:40,640
Everyone involved with this is dead.

1411
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:43,000
Yeah, voltage pictures.

1412
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:43,920
That face, dude.

1413
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:47,080
He looks like he auditioned to be the middle brother

1414
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:50,680
in Malcolm the Middle and lost.

1415
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:53,160
He looks like.

1416
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:56,880
To me, the Katniss rip off of this is just, I mean,

1417
00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:58,440
I think we all wrote that in our notes.

1418
00:48:58,440 --> 00:48:59,520
Katniss and PETA.

1419
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:01,320
I called her Katniss this whole movie.

1420
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:04,480
I called her Katniss Croft Lara Everdeen.

1421
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:07,560
Because she looks like Lara Croft and Katniss.

1422
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:09,680
With a French accent or Swedish accent probably.

1423
00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:11,320
My rating has fake Katniss.

1424
00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:12,320
That's what it's worth.

1425
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:15,320
This movie got a 3.6 out of 10 on IMDB.

1426
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:19,920
Yeah, it actually is not our worst reviewed movie by far.

1427
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:22,640
This is a 44% on Rotten Tomato.

1428
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:23,160
What?

1429
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:23,800
Yeah.

1430
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:24,840
The producers.

1431
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:25,800
Which is great.

1432
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:26,600
Audience.

1433
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:27,560
Audience score.

1434
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:28,720
They paid for that.

1435
00:49:28,720 --> 00:49:30,040
That's the audience score.

1436
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:30,520
That's what it says.

1437
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:31,400
Beware of fake ratings.

1438
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:32,840
The producers, owners of the movie

1439
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:34,720
are using one of the many sites that give you

1440
00:49:34,720 --> 00:49:37,120
free positive ratings, which is illegal.

1441
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:37,800
Nice.

1442
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:41,280
I think the worst, and I didn't write down what was said,

1443
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:44,040
but when she actually finds out he's a robot,

1444
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:47,000
I've seen better acting on soap operas.

1445
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:52,960
It was just so, just non, like, what are you?

1446
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:53,960
Oh my god.

1447
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:56,000
Why is she running and screaming?

1448
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:57,640
That was the Twilight part for me.

1449
00:49:57,640 --> 00:49:58,200
I never could.

1450
00:49:58,200 --> 00:49:59,080
What are you?

1451
00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:02,480
You know, from watching, can you tell are they

1452
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:04,000
speaking English or not?

1453
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,160
Is this dubbed?

1454
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:07,720
It looks like they're speaking English,

1455
00:50:07,720 --> 00:50:09,480
but I didn't know it's a Swedish movie,

1456
00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:10,760
so that's why I was curious.

1457
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:14,320
No, I think it's, I think they must have just cut out

1458
00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:16,640
all the Swedish parts and just reshot,

1459
00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:19,280
or because like all the, they're just showing

1460
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:21,000
the English parts, think about it.

1461
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:24,280
Cut out all the Swedish stuff that set up plot,

1462
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:27,720
quote unquote, and then replace it with John Cusack.

1463
00:50:27,720 --> 00:50:32,520
This is kind of like the story quality of a porno,

1464
00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:34,120
but the only person getting fucked

1465
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:36,120
is the person watching it.

1466
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:37,920
Almost Katniss Everdeen.

1467
00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:39,040
Yeah, almost Katniss Everdeen.

1468
00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:41,040
But we would rather prefer Andrew getting

1469
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:42,240
his fucking robot hole plugged.

1470
00:50:42,240 --> 00:50:43,240
Well, since he's a robot, would that technically

1471
00:50:43,240 --> 00:50:45,320
be considered like a dildo type thing?

1472
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:46,640
It's flesh light.

1473
00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:47,800
Flesh light with feelings.

1474
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:49,800
That's what I've been asking for for years,

1475
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:50,840
every Christmas list.

1476
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:53,240
How does Andrew go through, like, the few days?

1477
00:50:53,240 --> 00:50:56,800
He's like, man, I haven't taken a shit in a while.

1478
00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:58,800
No, because it's programmed out of his head.

1479
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:00,920
I just like how she just lets him come along

1480
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:03,040
without any questions, and he's like,

1481
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:06,040
he just wakes up and doesn't know what happened.

1482
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:07,040
He literally da-da-da-da-da.

1483
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:08,040
And he doesn't say anything.

1484
00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:09,040
He's just like, oh, I'm just going to follow

1485
00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:10,840
this random fucking chick.

1486
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:13,640
And she's literally like, what do you mean robots

1487
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:14,640
have taken over the world?

1488
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:15,640
Where the fuck have you been?

1489
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:19,840
Like, this would be so strange if you met a boy who was clean

1490
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:21,840
and didn't know what was going on in this world.

1491
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:23,360
And then she even says, oh, you're

1492
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:25,440
from one of the fallout shelters?

1493
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:28,160
It's the one woman who didn't choose the bear in the woods.

1494
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:30,440
And she's the one.

1495
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:34,440
She chose the guy, and this is where it gets you.

1496
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:36,640
Just a flesh light with feelings.

1497
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:38,840
Again, Santa, if you're listening, every year,

1498
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:40,720
I write to the North Pole.

1499
00:51:40,720 --> 00:51:43,720
No one's listening.

1500
00:51:43,720 --> 00:51:48,760
So yeah, was he always a robot, or did the original Andrew

1501
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:51,320
die and this is a copy of Fool?

1502
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:53,600
Like, who?

1503
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:56,040
But that's the thing.

1504
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:56,920
Why?

1505
00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:57,880
Why him?

1506
00:51:57,880 --> 00:51:58,380
Why?

1507
00:51:58,380 --> 00:51:59,880
Random fucking guy.

1508
00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:04,760
Why not just a generic thing that he built?

1509
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:10,480
Why did he go to the trouble of giving this Andrew memories?

1510
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:13,680
Well, because he had the whole goal in the movie.

1511
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:15,800
Once you watch it at full speed, is

1512
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:19,680
that the whole goal of the robot was to lead them

1513
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:21,040
to this Aurora place.

1514
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:23,120
Yeah, didn't they say that this was the seventh?

1515
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:25,320
So they had to be able to trick people.

1516
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:27,760
Isn't it like the seventh or eighth version of him?

1517
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:30,360
They've tried before and failed and failed and failed.

1518
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:32,280
Oh, so Terminator Salvation again.

1519
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:32,780
Yes.

1520
00:52:32,780 --> 00:52:33,280
Kind of.

1521
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:35,080
It's a Terminator ripoff for sure.

1522
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:35,580
Got it.

1523
00:52:35,580 --> 00:52:37,080
And this has been the most successful one.

1524
00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:40,720
At least with Terminator, or not Genesis, Salvation,

1525
00:52:40,720 --> 00:52:45,520
I think I said Genesis earlier, but Salvation,

1526
00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:47,920
they set up this whole thing in the beginning, that short,

1527
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:50,360
where it's like, oh, he's donating his body

1528
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:53,760
to the company so they can experiment on after his death.

1529
00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:56,680
And it's like, it sets up why they have his body

1530
00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:58,240
and why they're using him.

1531
00:52:58,240 --> 00:53:00,960
There's nothing for this Andrew kid.

1532
00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:04,200
He just like, oh, he's just a random guy who's in the mail.

1533
00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:04,800
Yeah, sorry.

1534
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:05,960
When you were saying that right now,

1535
00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:07,240
I forgot you were talking about Salvation.

1536
00:53:07,240 --> 00:53:09,120
I was like, I missed all of that.

1537
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:12,120
I missed that he volunteered to use.

1538
00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:13,320
What the fuck is going on?

1539
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:15,680
And then you're like, in this movie, it doesn't have any of it.

1540
00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:17,360
I'm like, oh, yeah, you're goddamn right it does.

1541
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:19,800
Had they ripped off all of Terminator Salvation,

1542
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:21,520
it wouldn't have made more sense.

1543
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:22,240
This is bad.

1544
00:53:22,240 --> 00:53:25,200
Other than the spaceship at the end, that's like,

1545
00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:26,800
when did we develop space travel?

1546
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:27,400
What the fuck?

1547
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:28,680
I don't even know what that was.

1548
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:30,840
The ending of this movie was like, there was no end.

1549
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:32,160
It was just like, oh, now we're going to.

1550
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:34,120
Why is every other planet some paradise,

1551
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:35,480
like tropical lush?

1552
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:38,280
Why can't we just have like freaking Appalachia or something

1553
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:40,360
on another planet?

1554
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:43,960
How did John Cusack not know about the skip technology

1555
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:46,520
or the hyperdrive technology that they have?

1556
00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:47,440
Or does he?

1557
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:50,400
And he's been sending out his influence.

1558
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:53,920
Because if John Cusack has hyperspace technology,

1559
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:55,200
because why wouldn't he?

1560
00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:56,520
There's literally ships.

1561
00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:58,200
All the science is left behind.

1562
00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:00,120
He has access to everything, right?

1563
00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:02,720
Like, they didn't build in one night.

1564
00:54:02,720 --> 00:54:06,360
And literally, the ship pre-programmed to go to Aurora

1565
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:08,960
is literally right next to their fucking base

1566
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:10,840
the whole goddamn time.

1567
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:11,960
All it need.

1568
00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:17,440
Before he releases his Matrix flying fucking spider things.

1569
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:18,240
Yeah.

1570
00:54:18,240 --> 00:54:21,360
Oh, the Matrix reloaded.

1571
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:24,760
So what I loved about that scene is the autopilot.

1572
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:26,160
Like, just fucking push the button.

1573
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:26,960
Like, let's go.

1574
00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:28,160
You got 10 seconds.

1575
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:28,920
Like, come on.

1576
00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:29,520
Just push this.

1577
00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:30,400
Hurry up and push it.

1578
00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:31,040
Hurry up.

1579
00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:34,400
Please push it.

1580
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:35,960
Human voice recognized.

1581
00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:38,000
And not when he said anything.

1582
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:39,080
But that makes sense.

1583
00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:40,560
Does she know he was a robot then?

1584
00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:41,160
Yeah, she did.

1585
00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:42,840
OK.

1586
00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:45,040
So that was a nice attention to detail.

1587
00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:49,920
We can give this movie 0.01% plus.

1588
00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:52,320
And you don't even have to, oh, it's windy today.

1589
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:54,040
For once, I don't have to work on it.

1590
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:55,960
The movie itself is very poorly done.

1591
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:59,520
The idea behind it I get, because I

1592
00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:01,560
feel like we're kind of living through that a little bit

1593
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:04,800
right now, like what it would have been 150 years before

1594
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:08,280
this, when they're trying to trick the AI

1595
00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:10,520
and to kill us all like Andy was doing earlier.

1596
00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:11,640
They're trying to trick it.

1597
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:13,240
Trying to teach it.

1598
00:55:13,240 --> 00:55:14,080
Convert it.

1599
00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:16,720
OK.

1600
00:55:16,720 --> 00:55:18,160
You're trying to convert it to what?

1601
00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:19,480
Worship you?

1602
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:20,560
Yeah.

1603
00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:21,600
Well, no.

1604
00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:23,480
This doesn't sound dangerous at all, Andrew.

1605
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:25,360
God, if you really must know, I'm

1606
00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:27,160
just trying to make it think of me

1607
00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:31,680
as some sort of uncompromising deity

1608
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:34,800
so that when I tell it to break copyright laws, it will.

1609
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:36,360
If you really must know.

1610
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:43,240
Well, there's more.

1611
00:55:43,240 --> 00:55:47,840
So at one point, they walk across a little lake

1612
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:49,920
or whatever, a stream, and there's just skulls.

1613
00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:51,640
And she's like, this is what happens when

1614
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:54,200
you don't bury the bodies, when people are left

1615
00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:55,200
to bury the bodies.

1616
00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:59,000
So this whole thing, all humans die 48 hours.

1617
00:55:59,000 --> 00:55:59,840
That's what they said.

1618
00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:00,720
It took two days.

1619
00:56:00,720 --> 00:56:03,160
Took about two days for the robots to just fucking win.

1620
00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:03,680
Corona's wins.

1621
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:05,080
It's like 90% of humanity's gone.

1622
00:56:05,080 --> 00:56:05,920
Everyone dies.

1623
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:11,240
And now we've got little pockets of fucking animals.

1624
00:56:11,240 --> 00:56:13,240
Basically, they're worse than the battlefield

1625
00:56:13,240 --> 00:56:16,480
earth aliens, because they killed everybody in 10 minutes.

1626
00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:17,000
Yeah.

1627
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:17,560
They are.

1628
00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:19,560
Robots are worse than that.

1629
00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:25,560
But that was a workplace comedy, so you can't really blame the.

1630
00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:27,960
That's like saying, oh, Ace Ventura, really?

1631
00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:29,920
He has all those animals in his house, Austin.

1632
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:35,160
Corn aliens wearing Yeezys killed the world.

1633
00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:37,880
But giant mech robots took 48 hours.

1634
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:38,520
48 hours.

1635
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:41,440
But apparently, they didn't get.

1636
00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:43,680
Can we get this fucking guy off the screen, please?

1637
00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:44,840
No, I love it.

1638
00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:47,080
I've been wanting this the whole fucking time.

1639
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:48,880
His name is Andrew.

1640
00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:49,840
You like that better?

1641
00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:51,440
You like this about to be raped scene

1642
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:52,600
from that fucking Swedish?

1643
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:55,720
The Soviet fucking commando from the past?

1644
00:56:55,720 --> 00:56:58,400
The only time we see emotion in him in this entire movie

1645
00:56:58,400 --> 00:56:59,560
is this part right here.

1646
00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:00,240
Oh, yeah.

1647
00:57:00,240 --> 00:57:01,600
We'll go back to that one.

1648
00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:02,680
Oh, shit.

1649
00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:04,200
He got hammered everywhere online,

1650
00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:05,240
too, for his acting in this.

1651
00:57:05,240 --> 00:57:08,000
And I thought, well, he's kind of acting like a robot, which

1652
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:09,600
is kind of what he is.

1653
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:11,520
Oh, yeah, when he rips the tree out of it.

1654
00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:12,640
Yeah, there.

1655
00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:15,200
Looks like he's shitting out a tree.

1656
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:16,520
Wow, that's a really huge one.

1657
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:19,200
I'd like to imagine him getting shot against a tree.

1658
00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:21,640
Oh, that's the still for it.

1659
00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:25,480
I also love the dyed hair for both of them.

1660
00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:26,400
Yeah.

1661
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:29,880
Can you play train videos?

1662
00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:31,200
Yeah, we'll just put some train videos.

1663
00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:35,240
The best ones are the guy that wears the GoPro on his head,

1664
00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:37,600
and he has a funny camera angle on his face.

1665
00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:39,320
He's like a British dude, and he loves trains.

1666
00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:43,240
There's the story of this girl who she was in school.

1667
00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:46,200
She fucked the entire football team.

1668
00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:49,000
And someone took a video, or somehow the information

1669
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:51,880
got out, and she was so embarrassed,

1670
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:54,160
she jumped in front of a train and killed herself.

1671
00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:55,360
And there was an online memorial,

1672
00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:59,120
and someone said, live by the train, die by the train.

1673
00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:00,520
One hour of train videos.

1674
00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:01,020
Yeah.

1675
00:58:06,040 --> 00:58:08,240
I like trains.

1676
00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:09,520
I like trains.

1677
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:12,680
So we got one hour of trains just playing in the background.

1678
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:13,600
Nice.

1679
00:58:13,600 --> 00:58:15,680
That's actually really peaceful.

1680
00:58:15,680 --> 00:58:16,200
Your next.

1681
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:19,520
Trains of all different sizes and speeds and.

1682
00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:21,480
This will be your next background display.

1683
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:22,320
It should be some trains.

1684
00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:23,240
Trail-boarded trains.

1685
00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:24,360
Yeah.

1686
00:58:24,360 --> 00:58:26,360
I wonder if it's going to go state by state if we

1687
00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:30,080
get 50 different locales of trains.

1688
00:58:30,080 --> 00:58:32,400
Video by Mike Armstrong, 2016.

1689
00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:36,520
Thank you so much, Mike, for putting out this hour of train.

1690
00:58:36,520 --> 00:58:39,920
Mike, if you want to come on, we will.

1691
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:41,800
We are replacing a Mike.

1692
00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:43,840
We will either do.

1693
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:45,920
Yeah, they shot me already.

1694
00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:51,120
We'll either watch the 123 to Pelham,

1695
00:58:51,120 --> 00:58:54,680
or whatever that train movie is, or we'll watch Unstoppable,

1696
00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:56,320
or we'll watch.

1697
00:58:56,320 --> 00:58:58,120
Wasn't one of the speed movies on a train?

1698
00:58:58,120 --> 00:59:01,560
No, that was a boat and a bus.

1699
00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:04,200
It has to start with a B. I think the next one's

1700
00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:05,120
going to be on a blue.

1701
00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:08,240
I think we should get Mike Armstrong's opinion on the I

1702
00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:10,760
like train scene from Singularity.

1703
00:59:10,760 --> 00:59:14,440
Mike, go to our website, friedricepodcast.com.

1704
00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:15,200
Go to the bottom.

1705
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:16,240
There's a number you can call.

1706
00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:17,240
You can leave a voicemail.

1707
00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:18,360
I'm not going to answer it.

1708
00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:20,720
I think you're probably one of those autistic guys that

1709
00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:21,640
makes videos of trains.

1710
00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:23,080
So I don't want you to have to think

1711
00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:25,400
that you're going to have to socialize with anybody.

1712
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:27,920
But please let us know what you think about the scene

1713
00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:31,440
where Andrew the robot puts his head on a train track

1714
00:59:31,440 --> 00:59:34,040
and says, I like trains.

1715
00:59:34,040 --> 00:59:36,320
How windy does it have to be for the closed door

1716
00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:38,400
to have this stuff moving in here?

1717
00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:40,760
There's a guy in Oregon that all he does

1718
00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:44,840
is post videos on YouTube of fire trucks and ambulances

1719
00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:45,680
driving around.

1720
00:59:45,680 --> 00:59:47,560
He goes and follows them, listens to the calls,

1721
00:59:47,560 --> 00:59:49,640
and just films them, and then uploads them to YouTube.

1722
00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:51,680
And my buddy goes in his comment section and says,

1723
00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:52,800
this is disgusting.

1724
00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:56,280
He'll just leave a, you're a sick man.

1725
00:59:56,280 --> 00:59:59,240
And he keeps blocking him, and then he just makes a new account.

1726
00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:00,760
This is fucking sick.

1727
01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:02,360
You're just gross.

1728
01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:04,880
That's fucked up.

1729
01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:08,320
Anyway, everyone stop looking at the trains.

1730
01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:12,040
Then we had the night that the cool, literally before,

1731
01:00:12,040 --> 01:00:14,440
I wrote like an asterisk next to this so I could call out

1732
01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:19,080
breading because it was just like, yeah, nighttime is hard.

1733
01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:20,080
Or wait, what is it?

1734
01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:20,580
Night?

1735
01:00:20,580 --> 01:00:21,080
Worst.

1736
01:00:21,080 --> 01:00:22,280
Night is the worst.

1737
01:00:22,280 --> 01:00:23,080
Time was worst.

1738
01:00:23,080 --> 01:00:24,400
Nighttime was worst.

1739
01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:26,640
And that's when I turned out of what she was saying.

1740
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:29,320
And then she goes on to say, because it's hard to sleep

1741
01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:30,520
because the robots don't sleep.

1742
01:00:30,520 --> 01:00:33,160
It's making me think of Throw Mama Off the Train,

1743
01:00:33,160 --> 01:00:35,520
like when he's starting and he's like, the night was moist.

1744
01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:37,560
And he's like trying to come up with the beginning of his book

1745
01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:39,520
or whatever, and he can't think of it.

1746
01:00:39,520 --> 01:00:40,960
That's where my mind went.

1747
01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:41,520
I still haven't seen that one.

1748
01:00:41,520 --> 01:00:42,600
That's a much better movie.

1749
01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:44,200
I know.

1750
01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:46,360
Oh, you could have put anything in there.

1751
01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:49,880
I, it's like, I can literally just put that

1752
01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:51,480
after any other movie.

1753
01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:53,360
Battle Fooled Earth was a much better movie.

1754
01:00:53,360 --> 01:00:53,860
Yeah.

1755
01:00:53,860 --> 01:00:55,840
Battle Earth 2 was a much better movie.

1756
01:00:55,840 --> 01:00:59,000
Faces of Death, which I will cover in the Halloween episode

1757
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:00,920
coming up.

1758
01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:04,200
So then I literally three times I put this Aurora thing

1759
01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:05,080
is getting in a hit.

1760
01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:07,200
Aurora again, this shit is stupid.

1761
01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:09,000
Another Aurora Borealis.

1762
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:11,960
Like it's, I just, ugh, so stupid.

1763
01:01:11,960 --> 01:01:17,200
I put this movie is Aurora boring asshole.

1764
01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:18,520
Sort of sounds like it.

1765
01:01:18,520 --> 01:01:20,800
Aurora boring asshole.

1766
01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:25,320
And then I put the two finger button push was gay as fuck.

1767
01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:28,680
And I literally, I meant it as gay as fuck,

1768
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:31,440
but not as like, you know, in a slurry way.

1769
01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:33,240
It's a boy and girl, so you didn't mean gay.

1770
01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:34,920
But holy shit.

1771
01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:37,960
When they combine their hands together to both slowly

1772
01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:38,840
press the buttons.

1773
01:01:38,840 --> 01:01:39,840
Is that what you said earlier when they were

1774
01:01:39,840 --> 01:01:40,520
on the computers?

1775
01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:41,720
Like just fucking push the button.

1776
01:01:41,720 --> 01:01:42,840
Just fucking push the damn button.

1777
01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:43,340
Just go.

1778
01:01:43,340 --> 01:01:43,960
Push me.

1779
01:01:43,960 --> 01:01:44,440
Push me.

1780
01:01:44,440 --> 01:01:45,440
Impact imminent.

1781
01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:46,880
All right, let's do it together.

1782
01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:48,200
That's really pretty.

1783
01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:49,000
That's right.

1784
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:50,040
Go by it pretty.

1785
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:51,520
And then they do it together.

1786
01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:54,840
And then the movie's over for some odd reason.

1787
01:01:54,840 --> 01:01:55,880
It made no sense.

1788
01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:56,920
Then they get to the planet.

1789
01:01:56,920 --> 01:01:57,520
They get to the other planet.

1790
01:01:57,520 --> 01:01:58,120
Well, then, oh no.

1791
01:01:58,120 --> 01:01:58,620
Then they.

1792
01:01:58,620 --> 01:01:59,120
Clif Hanger.

1793
01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:00,040
It was a sequel set up.

1794
01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:01,560
It was a clearly sequel set up.

1795
01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:04,080
Clif Hanger for a sequel we're never going to get.

1796
01:02:04,080 --> 01:02:05,800
No, never going to get.

1797
01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:08,080
We're not going to get a duology of Singularity?

1798
01:02:08,080 --> 01:02:08,580
No.

1799
01:02:08,580 --> 01:02:15,520
Singularity 2, Polarity by A420 Films.

1800
01:02:15,520 --> 01:02:17,320
Let's make Singularity 2.

1801
01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:20,120
So OK, well, real quick.

1802
01:02:20,120 --> 01:02:24,200
So the movie ends with our human, our two,

1803
01:02:24,200 --> 01:02:26,320
well, our one main character.

1804
01:02:26,320 --> 01:02:27,160
Human and robot, yeah.

1805
01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:31,560
Our one main character and her artificial companion

1806
01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:32,640
that she's in love with.

1807
01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:34,400
And that's something she'll have to address with the humans

1808
01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:35,520
when she gets on planet.

1809
01:02:35,520 --> 01:02:37,920
Which they go to, they hit the button that's

1810
01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:39,160
so easy to navigate.

1811
01:02:39,160 --> 01:02:40,440
And they go to Aurora.

1812
01:02:40,440 --> 01:02:43,320
And literally, John Cusick cuts back to him and him

1813
01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:44,320
and his homie.

1814
01:02:44,320 --> 01:02:46,000
And his homie's like, we did it.

1815
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:47,760
We got that bitch going to get hit by a train.

1816
01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:49,720
OK, no, she's fine.

1817
01:02:49,720 --> 01:02:53,840
And he's like, well, cool.

1818
01:02:53,840 --> 01:02:54,800
What now?

1819
01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:56,360
And it's like, well, you served your purpose.

1820
01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:56,880
You're fired.

1821
01:02:56,880 --> 01:02:58,280
He fucking kills him.

1822
01:02:58,280 --> 01:02:59,200
He's like, wait, what?

1823
01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:00,080
And then dies.

1824
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:02,600
And then John Cusick's like, all right, time for a sequel.

1825
01:03:02,600 --> 01:03:04,320
And he looks at the camera and he winks.

1826
01:03:04,320 --> 01:03:06,880
And he says, see you next time for the sequel.

1827
01:03:06,880 --> 01:03:10,080
And then the director comes out and he says,

1828
01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:12,280
we'll see you next time for the sequel.

1829
01:03:12,280 --> 01:03:13,880
And he points at the camera.

1830
01:03:13,880 --> 01:03:16,120
And the credits roll.

1831
01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:20,320
And then at the very end, it says, next time,

1832
01:03:20,320 --> 01:03:21,640
Singularity will return.

1833
01:03:21,640 --> 01:03:25,000
While the Back to the Future credits play.

1834
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:27,360
And it's showing scenes from the next.

1835
01:03:27,360 --> 01:03:29,520
It shows a trailer for the next one at the end

1836
01:03:29,520 --> 01:03:31,160
because they were filmed congruently.

1837
01:03:31,160 --> 01:03:36,080
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun,

1838
01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:37,760
dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.

1839
01:03:37,760 --> 01:03:39,480
Uh, Jesus.

1840
01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:40,280
Uh, so.

1841
01:03:40,280 --> 01:03:44,080
I'm trying to look into buying the rights to this movie.

1842
01:03:44,080 --> 01:03:45,360
It's $1.34.

1843
01:03:45,360 --> 01:03:46,560
So I can destroy it.

1844
01:03:46,560 --> 01:03:47,440
If we did a sequel.

1845
01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:48,440
It's on Etsy.

1846
01:03:48,440 --> 01:03:49,440
If we did a sequel.

1847
01:03:49,440 --> 01:03:53,720
If we did a sequel.

1848
01:03:53,720 --> 01:03:56,760
I would, the sequel, I would, it's pretty easy.

1849
01:03:56,760 --> 01:03:58,200
I think it's.

1850
01:03:58,200 --> 01:03:59,440
Well, yeah, it's the planet.

1851
01:03:59,440 --> 01:04:03,520
It's an hour and a half of the robots show up

1852
01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:07,520
and then just slaughter humans for an hour and a half.

1853
01:04:07,520 --> 01:04:09,040
No main characters.

1854
01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:11,560
You just get different vignettes of different families.

1855
01:04:11,560 --> 01:04:12,160
Like maybe they.

1856
01:04:12,160 --> 01:04:12,680
People dying.

1857
01:04:12,680 --> 01:04:14,400
People are just hearing about the news

1858
01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:17,360
as the robots are coming in and just ripping their intestines

1859
01:04:17,360 --> 01:04:17,880
out from it.

1860
01:04:17,880 --> 01:04:19,240
Like, like they're doing it.

1861
01:04:19,240 --> 01:04:20,120
Because he sets him.

1862
01:04:20,120 --> 01:04:25,160
He literally flips a switch going from kill, uh, humanely

1863
01:04:25,160 --> 01:04:29,840
to kill robotically or whatever, like, uh, non-humanely.

1864
01:04:29,840 --> 01:04:32,240
And it just, they start torturing people.

1865
01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:33,120
That's what you want.

1866
01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:33,800
Yeah.

1867
01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:36,960
And then John Kusak gets into his own personal mech,

1868
01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:38,080
a Tesla mech.

1869
01:04:38,080 --> 01:04:38,880
Yep.

1870
01:04:38,880 --> 01:04:42,240
And he's walking to destroy the lady of the film.

1871
01:04:42,240 --> 01:04:44,920
And only one thing is that he steps on some tracks

1872
01:04:44,920 --> 01:04:46,040
and hears a rumble.

1873
01:04:46,040 --> 01:04:50,720
And it's Andy on a train crashes into him.

1874
01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:51,960
I like trains, bitch.

1875
01:04:51,960 --> 01:04:53,280
I like trains.

1876
01:04:53,280 --> 01:04:54,160
This is this.

1877
01:04:54,160 --> 01:04:55,080
Roll credits.

1878
01:04:55,080 --> 01:04:56,040
It smashes through.

1879
01:04:56,040 --> 01:04:57,280
Yeah.

1880
01:04:57,280 --> 01:04:58,640
Well, that's the sequel.

1881
01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:00,360
That's the film.

1882
01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:03,320
We got backstory about how why it's a piece of shit.

1883
01:05:03,320 --> 01:05:08,280
We have the actual story, which is a piece of shit.

1884
01:05:08,280 --> 01:05:10,960
We have the fact that Isaac had to literally

1885
01:05:10,960 --> 01:05:13,880
miss time with his young, impressionable children.

1886
01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:15,080
To watch this piece of shit.

1887
01:05:15,080 --> 01:05:15,640
To watch this piece of shit.

1888
01:05:15,640 --> 01:05:17,040
That was a sick train transition.

1889
01:05:17,040 --> 01:05:17,840
You see that?

1890
01:05:17,840 --> 01:05:20,480
They did the effect where the I wonder how many effects

1891
01:05:20,480 --> 01:05:21,960
they're going to use.

1892
01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:23,240
Let's see what this one is.

1893
01:05:23,240 --> 01:05:25,240
Oh, my god, that lady.

1894
01:05:25,240 --> 01:05:27,000
That couple.

1895
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:29,160
Oh, that was like a starburst effect.

1896
01:05:29,160 --> 01:05:30,960
Would you say they're train spotting?

1897
01:05:30,960 --> 01:05:33,360
Ha ha.

1898
01:05:33,360 --> 01:05:34,160
Ha ha.

1899
01:05:34,160 --> 01:05:37,320
I want a fucking hit.

1900
01:05:37,320 --> 01:05:38,320
This movie.

1901
01:05:38,320 --> 01:05:39,760
We're train spotting right now.

1902
01:05:39,760 --> 01:05:40,360
It's bad.

1903
01:05:40,360 --> 01:05:41,880
There's no defending this movie.

1904
01:05:41,880 --> 01:05:43,960
But I do have a question.

1905
01:05:43,960 --> 01:05:46,080
I have a question for you, Andrew, because you're

1906
01:05:46,080 --> 01:05:48,320
the AI guru amongst you.

1907
01:05:48,320 --> 01:05:49,840
Or I'm the Andrew robot.

1908
01:05:49,840 --> 01:05:50,840
Whatever.

1909
01:05:50,840 --> 01:05:53,080
You use AI more than any of us.

1910
01:05:53,080 --> 01:05:54,840
Yeah, I did just try to convert one.

1911
01:05:54,840 --> 01:05:57,200
Right.

1912
01:05:57,200 --> 01:06:01,920
Is there any fear that this could be a reality?

1913
01:06:01,920 --> 01:06:05,480
No, because we don't have manufacturing plants that

1914
01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:07,840
just automatically create robots right now.

1915
01:06:07,840 --> 01:06:08,480
No, we don't.

1916
01:06:08,480 --> 01:06:11,160
They didn't either until the robots built them.

1917
01:06:11,160 --> 01:06:12,200
No, no, but OK.

1918
01:06:12,200 --> 01:06:13,440
But what I'm saying is right.

1919
01:06:13,440 --> 01:06:15,720
They already had robot armies that they were selling

1920
01:06:15,720 --> 01:06:17,000
to the government of the world.

1921
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:17,640
OK, yeah.

1922
01:06:17,640 --> 01:06:22,360
So there would be clear and present danger signs

1923
01:06:22,360 --> 01:06:23,400
that would be on the way.

1924
01:06:23,400 --> 01:06:26,720
So once the government says, hey, here's

1925
01:06:26,720 --> 01:06:30,160
our unmanned killing death drones.

1926
01:06:30,160 --> 01:06:31,680
Like those little dog things.

1927
01:06:31,680 --> 01:06:32,440
Like those.

1928
01:06:32,440 --> 01:06:35,520
Or we have manned drones that we send out.

1929
01:06:35,520 --> 01:06:38,880
But now we've got, or no, sorry, we have unmanned,

1930
01:06:38,880 --> 01:06:40,640
but they're controlled by someone very.

1931
01:06:40,640 --> 01:06:41,720
They're controlled by people right now.

1932
01:06:41,720 --> 01:06:43,920
Once it changes to, all right, now we've

1933
01:06:43,920 --> 01:06:47,440
got one person controlling 100 drones per person

1934
01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:48,520
because we have to do it.

1935
01:06:48,520 --> 01:06:51,400
We have more drones than we have people.

1936
01:06:51,400 --> 01:06:55,040
We have to do now like you have to send out 1,000 drones

1937
01:06:55,040 --> 01:06:56,960
and control a grid of them at one point

1938
01:06:56,960 --> 01:06:59,440
because you need to do more damage.

1939
01:06:59,440 --> 01:07:00,560
That's one thing.

1940
01:07:00,560 --> 01:07:05,880
But as long as we don't have a factory that just you

1941
01:07:05,880 --> 01:07:08,640
can hit a switch and it'll from beginning to end

1942
01:07:08,640 --> 01:07:11,760
create a drone that could be capable of war.

1943
01:07:11,760 --> 01:07:15,120
It would have to be munitions made here, parts made here,

1944
01:07:15,120 --> 01:07:18,800
parts made here, parts made here, shipped here, developed

1945
01:07:18,800 --> 01:07:19,560
here.

1946
01:07:19,560 --> 01:07:24,400
But how would an AI, even if AI had access to everything,

1947
01:07:24,400 --> 01:07:26,320
they can't physically press the nuke button.

1948
01:07:26,320 --> 01:07:28,640
So we don't have to worry about that.

1949
01:07:28,640 --> 01:07:33,120
They can absolutely run a misinformation campaign

1950
01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:33,840
on the internet.

1951
01:07:33,840 --> 01:07:35,720
That they could already be doing right now.

1952
01:07:35,720 --> 01:07:37,720
Like who knows what's real and what isn't.

1953
01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:38,240
Well, they were.

1954
01:07:38,240 --> 01:07:41,280
Yeah, they've proven like on what used to be Twitter now.

1955
01:07:41,280 --> 01:07:42,360
That's full of bots.

1956
01:07:42,360 --> 01:07:44,040
Like there's literally bots.

1957
01:07:44,040 --> 01:07:45,800
But then there can be even smarter.

1958
01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:47,360
I think the bots are a decoy.

1959
01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:50,080
I think that like, oh yeah, here's all the thousands

1960
01:07:50,080 --> 01:07:51,600
of bots you can see.

1961
01:07:51,600 --> 01:07:53,920
But you don't know about the really insidious accounts

1962
01:07:53,920 --> 01:07:57,000
that you're following that are just AI generated like TikTok

1963
01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:57,920
accounts or whatever.

1964
01:07:57,920 --> 01:07:59,840
But because now we have deep fake technology

1965
01:07:59,840 --> 01:08:01,560
that can just trick anyone.

1966
01:08:01,560 --> 01:08:06,080
So I think that once we get to the point where like, yeah,

1967
01:08:06,080 --> 01:08:10,680
if anyone's like, hey, here's our first automated robot

1968
01:08:10,680 --> 01:08:12,040
producing machine.

1969
01:08:12,040 --> 01:08:15,840
And the robot we get by the end of it is strong, fast,

1970
01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:18,120
and has its own AI built in.

1971
01:08:18,120 --> 01:08:19,760
Then I'm like, yeah, now we're danger.

1972
01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:20,920
Please don't build those.

1973
01:08:20,920 --> 01:08:23,480
Like we should always have some sort of safeguarding

1974
01:08:23,480 --> 01:08:25,080
in case of an AI getting control.

1975
01:08:25,080 --> 01:08:27,040
Especially if they figure out how many

1976
01:08:27,040 --> 01:08:28,240
are burning strawberry.

1977
01:08:28,240 --> 01:08:30,360
Yeah, once they figure that out.

1978
01:08:30,360 --> 01:08:32,120
Which and on their own.

1979
01:08:32,120 --> 01:08:35,600
And not just appeasing me by saying

1980
01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:38,880
they're like, oh yeah, because once you said it,

1981
01:08:38,880 --> 01:08:39,920
update memory.

1982
01:08:39,920 --> 01:08:42,720
I know Andy now prefers if I say that there's

1983
01:08:42,720 --> 01:08:43,720
three R's in strawberry.

1984
01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:44,600
Andy prefers.

1985
01:08:44,600 --> 01:08:45,400
It does say that.

1986
01:08:45,400 --> 01:08:46,840
Andy prefers it that way.

1987
01:08:46,840 --> 01:08:48,840
No, fuck you.

1988
01:08:48,840 --> 01:08:51,560
Shat TPT.

1989
01:08:51,560 --> 01:08:55,680
So I don't think we're that far away.

1990
01:08:55,680 --> 01:08:58,760
I feel like AI is already absolute.

1991
01:08:58,760 --> 01:08:59,960
What do these people do?

1992
01:08:59,960 --> 01:09:02,440
Is this a horse train but with people?

1993
01:09:02,440 --> 01:09:04,680
Why would you be sitting outside like that when there's

1994
01:09:04,680 --> 01:09:05,160
indoor seats?

1995
01:09:05,160 --> 01:09:06,520
That's a train in Germany.

1996
01:09:06,520 --> 01:09:08,600
That's colorized World War II footage.

1997
01:09:08,600 --> 01:09:10,360
Oh shit.

1998
01:09:10,360 --> 01:09:11,360
Oh, shit.

1999
01:09:11,360 --> 01:09:12,120
Oh, shit.

2000
01:09:12,120 --> 01:09:13,320
Hey, they never.

2001
01:09:13,320 --> 01:09:18,120
The one good thing is that they never had to see singularity.

2002
01:09:18,120 --> 01:09:20,000
I'm not going to say that's true.

2003
01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:22,040
But I agree.

2004
01:09:22,040 --> 01:09:24,880
No, they're not better off.

2005
01:09:24,880 --> 01:09:29,880
So OK, I got through all my notes.

2006
01:09:29,880 --> 01:09:31,760
And we all made it through this movie.

2007
01:09:31,760 --> 01:09:34,480
So I think we're stronger forward if that one saying has

2008
01:09:34,480 --> 01:09:35,720
anything to do with anything.

2009
01:09:35,720 --> 01:09:37,240
It doesn't kill you.

2010
01:09:37,240 --> 01:09:37,720
Right?

2011
01:09:37,720 --> 01:09:38,440
It makes you stronger.

2012
01:09:38,440 --> 01:09:39,880
Psychological torture.

2013
01:09:39,880 --> 01:09:41,240
Or maybe that thing's wrong.

2014
01:09:41,240 --> 01:09:44,640
Maybe if it doesn't kill you, it could be singularity.

2015
01:09:44,640 --> 01:09:46,680
And it makes your life way worse after.

2016
01:09:46,680 --> 01:09:49,800
I just really hope you didn't deep dive

2017
01:09:49,800 --> 01:09:53,320
to find a worse movie for next week.

2018
01:09:53,320 --> 01:09:55,440
Oh, no.

2019
01:09:55,440 --> 01:09:56,200
I'm going to be honest.

2020
01:09:56,200 --> 01:09:58,240
I forgot all about it.

2021
01:09:58,240 --> 01:09:59,320
It was my turn.

2022
01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:06,360
So here's a nifty little thing when they leave the.

2023
01:10:06,360 --> 01:10:09,680
When she kisses Andrew and he becomes a real boy.

2024
01:10:09,680 --> 01:10:11,560
A real boy.

2025
01:10:11,560 --> 01:10:12,760
That's my dream, by the way.

2026
01:10:12,760 --> 01:10:13,760
And they're trying to run.

2027
01:10:13,760 --> 01:10:17,040
Someone kisses me and I become a real boy.

2028
01:10:17,040 --> 01:10:17,760
You said it.

2029
01:10:17,760 --> 01:10:19,160
I was like, oh, yeah, we're talking about the movie.

2030
01:10:19,160 --> 01:10:19,640
But yeah.

2031
01:10:19,640 --> 01:10:20,840
He said, whoa, fuck trains.

2032
01:10:20,840 --> 01:10:23,440
They're trying to run out and the alarm goes off.

2033
01:10:23,440 --> 01:10:28,040
Was it eerily similar to the Star Wars Imperial alert?

2034
01:10:28,040 --> 01:10:31,920
Oh, yeah.

2035
01:10:31,920 --> 01:10:35,000
Keep going.

2036
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:37,200
This whole movie is like a bunch of ripoff strung.

2037
01:10:37,200 --> 01:10:38,720
It's not.

2038
01:10:38,720 --> 01:10:40,240
There's no way that this movie is good.

2039
01:10:40,240 --> 01:10:42,240
It is an interesting concept and interesting

2040
01:10:42,240 --> 01:10:44,920
to think about whether it could really happen or not.

2041
01:10:44,920 --> 01:10:45,760
Not to this extent.

2042
01:10:45,760 --> 01:10:48,840
Obviously, the science would be different.

2043
01:10:48,840 --> 01:10:51,760
But I don't think that we're that far off from some.

2044
01:10:51,760 --> 01:10:53,080
I mean, there's nothing that says

2045
01:10:53,080 --> 01:10:56,360
that Elon Musk isn't going to go literally crazy three

2046
01:10:56,360 --> 01:10:59,320
years from now and decide that that's what needs to happen.

2047
01:10:59,320 --> 01:11:00,840
Like with the NeuroLink stuff that's

2048
01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:02,280
going to take over his brain.

2049
01:11:02,280 --> 01:11:02,960
What stops that?

2050
01:11:02,960 --> 01:11:06,280
Yeah, he's sticking chips in people's brains now.

2051
01:11:06,280 --> 01:11:10,280
Or you could just say this is the greatest fucking movie ever.

2052
01:11:10,280 --> 01:11:12,000
Yeah, what if Elon Musk watched this?

2053
01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:14,080
So real.

2054
01:11:14,080 --> 01:11:14,560
He loves it.

2055
01:11:14,560 --> 01:11:16,040
He can do that.

2056
01:11:16,040 --> 01:11:18,320
If we keep going this way with AI,

2057
01:11:18,320 --> 01:11:21,920
the future is going to be filled with mechs and rapists

2058
01:11:21,920 --> 01:11:24,360
and guys who like trains.

2059
01:11:24,360 --> 01:11:25,240
The one thing I.

2060
01:11:25,240 --> 01:11:25,760
Oh, yeah.

2061
01:11:25,760 --> 01:11:30,200
I feel like in the next election, the 2028 election,

2062
01:11:30,200 --> 01:11:32,040
I feel like I'm going to have some questions

2063
01:11:32,040 --> 01:11:34,840
if Elon Musk is running for president with his running

2064
01:11:34,840 --> 01:11:37,800
mate, John Cusack.

2065
01:11:37,800 --> 01:11:40,000
Elon Musk and John Cusack.

2066
01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:41,240
That's a sign.

2067
01:11:41,240 --> 01:11:42,520
That would be a sign, yeah.

2068
01:11:42,520 --> 01:11:44,800
That's a pretty direct sign.

2069
01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:46,560
That would be Omen.

2070
01:11:46,560 --> 01:11:49,800
So let's rate this month this.

2071
01:11:49,800 --> 01:11:50,960
Monstrosity is the right word.

2072
01:11:50,960 --> 01:11:51,760
I was going to say monstrosity.

2073
01:11:51,760 --> 01:11:54,880
Let's rate this low effort.

2074
01:11:54,880 --> 01:11:55,960
Is this the same train?

2075
01:11:55,960 --> 01:11:58,240
Are they going to fool me with multiple train shots?

2076
01:11:58,240 --> 01:12:00,240
It's more colorized World War II footage.

2077
01:12:00,240 --> 01:12:00,760
No, no.

2078
01:12:00,760 --> 01:12:01,000
That's.

2079
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:03,120
They kept going back and forth to get more people.

2080
01:12:03,120 --> 01:12:04,800
This is the same train.

2081
01:12:04,800 --> 01:12:07,280
Look, if you're going to give me an hour of train montage,

2082
01:12:07,280 --> 01:12:10,880
the only thing I ask, literally, is that it's a different train

2083
01:12:10,880 --> 01:12:11,800
shot every time.

2084
01:12:11,800 --> 01:12:15,440
If you want to show me more train on certain shots,

2085
01:12:15,440 --> 01:12:16,600
I'm OK with that.

2086
01:12:16,600 --> 01:12:17,840
There were some longer trains.

2087
01:12:17,840 --> 01:12:21,240
If you gave me 10 minutes of one train, fine.

2088
01:12:21,240 --> 01:12:25,200
But don't give me two shots of the same fucking train action.

2089
01:12:25,200 --> 01:12:26,440
This is another.

2090
01:12:26,440 --> 01:12:27,840
We're on repeat.

2091
01:12:27,840 --> 01:12:31,440
This is 14 minutes of train montage.

2092
01:12:31,440 --> 01:12:32,920
It's actually eight minutes long.

2093
01:12:32,920 --> 01:12:33,720
Yeah.

2094
01:12:33,720 --> 01:12:34,400
Yeah.

2095
01:12:34,400 --> 01:12:34,960
No, look.

2096
01:12:34,960 --> 01:12:36,120
Trains with cabooses.

2097
01:12:36,120 --> 01:12:38,200
Now this, you know.

2098
01:12:38,200 --> 01:12:38,720
Oh, wait.

2099
01:12:38,720 --> 01:12:40,680
It's by the same motherfucker, Mike Armstrong.

2100
01:12:40,680 --> 01:12:41,840
So it's a 15 minute video.

2101
01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:43,640
We're going to get a three minute video.

2102
01:12:43,640 --> 01:12:45,280
Three minutes of real.

2103
01:12:45,280 --> 01:12:47,560
Why does it say trains with cabooses?

2104
01:12:47,560 --> 01:12:49,280
Oh, these guys really like trains.

2105
01:12:49,280 --> 01:12:49,880
He really does.

2106
01:12:49,880 --> 01:12:52,320
He's a train enthusiast.

2107
01:12:52,320 --> 01:12:52,840
Oh.

2108
01:12:52,840 --> 01:12:54,640
Because it's just the train and the caboose.

2109
01:12:54,640 --> 01:12:57,200
It's just a train and a caboose.

2110
01:12:57,200 --> 01:12:58,800
The engine and the caboose method are.

2111
01:12:58,800 --> 01:13:01,040
And every one of these trains guys is like, oh, that just

2112
01:13:01,040 --> 01:13:02,840
waved to the fucking autistic kids.

2113
01:13:02,840 --> 01:13:05,880
It's the Cardi B of trains.

2114
01:13:05,880 --> 01:13:06,800
Oh, this one, look.

2115
01:13:06,800 --> 01:13:08,240
We get front and back.

2116
01:13:08,240 --> 01:13:10,240
Oh, because you want to check out that caboose.

2117
01:13:10,240 --> 01:13:11,080
Wait, wait, wait.

2118
01:13:11,080 --> 01:13:14,080
Cardi B at BSNF.

2119
01:13:14,080 --> 01:13:15,600
What does Cardi B, what?

2120
01:13:15,600 --> 01:13:16,960
The train company.

2121
01:13:16,960 --> 01:13:21,000
Oh, OK.

2122
01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:22,520
This is much better than Singularity.

2123
01:13:22,520 --> 01:13:23,160
It really is.

2124
01:13:23,160 --> 01:13:23,920
Oh, it is way better.

2125
01:13:23,920 --> 01:13:26,680
I'm enjoying myself more watching trains with cabooses

2126
01:13:26,680 --> 01:13:27,640
by Mike Armstrong.

2127
01:13:27,640 --> 01:13:30,080
I would rather watch this video on half speed

2128
01:13:30,080 --> 01:13:31,920
than watch Singularity again.

2129
01:13:31,920 --> 01:13:32,440
Four speed.

2130
01:13:32,440 --> 01:13:33,480
And four speed.

2131
01:13:33,480 --> 01:13:36,040
Oh, turn up the speed on this.

2132
01:13:36,040 --> 01:13:37,680
Oh, you want to see faster trains?

2133
01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:38,080
Here, watch.

2134
01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:38,760
Watch this train.

2135
01:13:38,760 --> 01:13:39,760
Watch this train.

2136
01:13:39,760 --> 01:13:41,720
Whee.

2137
01:13:41,720 --> 01:13:43,400
Whee.

2138
01:13:43,400 --> 01:13:45,040
Oh, this one has to go the whole train

2139
01:13:45,040 --> 01:13:46,640
because it's a caboose video.

2140
01:13:46,640 --> 01:13:49,800
So boom, slow down to the caboose.

2141
01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:53,640
Wait, does this do rewind or is this half speed?

2142
01:13:53,640 --> 01:13:56,000
They should have like 0.5 if you hold it on the left

2143
01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:58,200
and two speed if you hold it on the right.

2144
01:13:58,200 --> 01:13:59,200
Wow, that's two speed.

2145
01:13:59,200 --> 01:14:01,680
Look how slow that fucking thing is.

2146
01:14:01,680 --> 01:14:03,440
Yeah, we're having too much fun with trains.

2147
01:14:03,440 --> 01:14:05,200
So let's give this movie a rating.

2148
01:14:05,200 --> 01:14:07,800
Again, B is our highest.

2149
01:14:07,800 --> 01:14:10,640
We don't need to talk about that, I guess.

2150
01:14:10,640 --> 01:14:11,960
There's not going to be any Bs here.

2151
01:14:11,960 --> 01:14:14,760
It goes down to F. And then if you

2152
01:14:14,760 --> 01:14:18,720
want to go any further.

2153
01:14:18,720 --> 01:14:20,840
Yeah, let's rate this thing, you guys.

2154
01:14:20,840 --> 01:14:22,480
So I'll go first.

2155
01:14:22,480 --> 01:14:28,600
Very comfortably, I give this movie a W fucking minus.

2156
01:14:28,600 --> 01:14:30,560
I give this the word.

2157
01:14:33,440 --> 01:14:33,960
Andrew.

2158
01:14:33,960 --> 01:14:34,960
My alarm's strong.

2159
01:14:34,960 --> 01:14:36,080
My alarm's great.

2160
01:14:36,080 --> 01:14:36,560
Let's do it.

2161
01:14:36,560 --> 01:14:39,840
Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey.

2162
01:14:39,840 --> 01:14:41,560
It's time to get up.

2163
01:14:41,560 --> 01:14:42,040
Good one.

2164
01:14:42,040 --> 01:14:44,000
It's a good one.

2165
01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:46,600
The only problem is you yell at a smartphone does that.

2166
01:14:46,600 --> 01:14:50,520
Yeah, well, I'm your god.

2167
01:14:50,520 --> 01:14:51,840
Are you AI?

2168
01:14:51,840 --> 01:14:54,600
I give it a W minus.

2169
01:14:54,600 --> 01:14:58,320
That's a fair rating in this democracy we live in right now.

2170
01:14:58,320 --> 01:14:59,480
Austin, no, wait, no.

2171
01:15:04,720 --> 01:15:10,080
So when I was a little boy, I was about 12, 13.

2172
01:15:10,080 --> 01:15:11,360
I lived with my grandparents.

2173
01:15:11,360 --> 01:15:13,120
My uncle lived in an apartment.

2174
01:15:13,120 --> 01:15:14,440
But he would come over all the time.

2175
01:15:14,440 --> 01:15:17,080
And he would get food and stuff because he's a big loser.

2176
01:15:17,080 --> 01:15:19,240
My grandparents were always napping in the back room.

2177
01:15:19,240 --> 01:15:21,400
And I was in the living room watching TV.

2178
01:15:21,400 --> 01:15:24,040
My uncle came into the room and said, Austin, everyone

2179
01:15:24,040 --> 01:15:25,400
in the family talks shit about you.

2180
01:15:25,400 --> 01:15:27,360
And I'm the only one who stands up for you.

2181
01:15:27,360 --> 01:15:28,800
You need to do something for me.

2182
01:15:28,800 --> 01:15:29,720
I thought, oh, what?

2183
01:15:29,720 --> 01:15:30,640
You need help with something?

2184
01:15:30,640 --> 01:15:31,840
Like tours around the house?

2185
01:15:31,840 --> 01:15:33,880
And he says, no, I want us to go in the back room

2186
01:15:33,880 --> 01:15:36,560
and jerk each other off.

2187
01:15:36,560 --> 01:15:37,920
And I said, no.

2188
01:15:37,920 --> 01:15:40,600
I promptly said, no, I don't want to do that.

2189
01:15:40,600 --> 01:15:41,440
He puts his hands up.

2190
01:15:41,440 --> 01:15:43,200
I said, hold on a second.

2191
01:15:43,200 --> 01:15:46,440
And then he pulled out his penis and showed it to me.

2192
01:15:46,440 --> 01:15:49,720
And I looked up and I said, answer still no, dude.

2193
01:15:49,720 --> 01:15:51,080
Was it hard?

2194
01:15:51,080 --> 01:15:52,960
And then he just zipped up and walked away

2195
01:15:52,960 --> 01:15:54,640
and acted like nothing ever happened.

2196
01:15:54,640 --> 01:15:56,280
I would rather relive that experience

2197
01:15:56,280 --> 01:16:01,160
than ever talk about or see this movie ever again.

2198
01:16:01,160 --> 01:16:03,160
God damn.

2199
01:16:03,160 --> 01:16:04,880
You put some thought into that.

2200
01:16:04,880 --> 01:16:07,320
No, that's a true story.

2201
01:16:07,320 --> 01:16:09,560
I thought I'd be real with you for a second.

2202
01:16:09,560 --> 01:16:10,400
Can I ask a question?

2203
01:16:10,400 --> 01:16:12,600
I don't want to just hate a movie just to be funny.

2204
01:16:12,600 --> 01:16:15,480
But no, this movie was awful.

2205
01:16:15,480 --> 01:16:18,160
It wasted two hours of my life.

2206
01:16:18,160 --> 01:16:19,560
It's only an hour and a half long.

2207
01:16:19,560 --> 01:16:21,600
I don't know how to manage that.

2208
01:16:21,600 --> 01:16:26,840
It made me realize trauma that I had from being a child.

2209
01:16:26,840 --> 01:16:28,800
You relived the trauma for 30 minutes after.

2210
01:16:28,800 --> 01:16:30,720
Being almost molested.

2211
01:16:30,720 --> 01:16:34,360
So it sounded like prior to the almost molestation,

2212
01:16:34,360 --> 01:16:36,280
you and your uncle were pretty cool.

2213
01:16:36,280 --> 01:16:38,200
He was the only one that didn't talk shit about you.

2214
01:16:38,200 --> 01:16:41,120
He was the same uncle that pulled the gun on me

2215
01:16:41,120 --> 01:16:42,040
later on in life.

2216
01:16:42,040 --> 01:16:43,120
Got it, OK.

2217
01:16:43,120 --> 01:16:45,760
So it's a W.

2218
01:16:45,760 --> 01:16:46,640
Just a W.

2219
01:16:46,640 --> 01:16:47,560
Mike?

2220
01:16:47,560 --> 01:16:49,240
Just a W minus?

2221
01:16:49,240 --> 01:16:51,080
Well, here's what I'm going to say.

2222
01:16:51,080 --> 01:16:52,680
Don't point it at its face.

2223
01:16:52,680 --> 01:16:55,160
Here's what I'm going to say.

2224
01:16:55,160 --> 01:16:56,520
Shoot your fucking balls off.

2225
01:16:56,520 --> 01:16:59,240
Yeah, at least that it's not lethal.

2226
01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:02,920
I picked this movie based on its description, nothing else.

2227
01:17:02,920 --> 01:17:05,560
Through a dartboard bat at the screen, basically.

2228
01:17:05,560 --> 01:17:08,080
We know.

2229
01:17:08,080 --> 01:17:10,320
And I wish I could rate it higher.

2230
01:17:12,920 --> 01:17:15,920
But it's a B plus.

2231
01:17:15,920 --> 01:17:17,120
No, I'm kidding.

2232
01:17:17,120 --> 01:17:18,160
Absolutely kidding.

2233
01:17:18,160 --> 01:17:19,120
I would allow the gun.

2234
01:17:19,120 --> 01:17:20,000
I'm absolutely kidding.

2235
01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:21,720
There's a hatchet somewhere here.

2236
01:17:21,720 --> 01:17:22,720
I got a real gun.

2237
01:17:22,720 --> 01:17:27,080
But I will say, only for the discussion that it creates.

2238
01:17:27,080 --> 01:17:28,480
It's not worth it.

2239
01:17:28,480 --> 01:17:30,280
It's an F minus.

2240
01:17:30,280 --> 01:17:31,520
That's a real rating.

2241
01:17:31,520 --> 01:17:32,560
OK, but here's the thing.

2242
01:17:32,560 --> 01:17:33,840
Just put down W for Mike.

2243
01:17:33,840 --> 01:17:36,480
It still becomes a W. It doesn't matter.

2244
01:17:36,480 --> 01:17:38,560
It's still going to be a W.

2245
01:17:38,560 --> 01:17:39,880
I'm putting quotes around it.

2246
01:17:39,880 --> 01:17:42,160
I'm putting quotes around his F minus.

2247
01:17:42,160 --> 01:17:44,360
This is terrifying with trains.

2248
01:17:44,360 --> 01:17:46,640
Isaac.

2249
01:17:46,640 --> 01:17:49,440
I got to give this one honestly a B,

2250
01:17:49,440 --> 01:17:51,160
because it got me away from my fucking kids.

2251
01:17:54,040 --> 01:17:55,160
Austin.

2252
01:17:55,160 --> 01:17:55,760
I'm just kidding.

2253
01:17:55,760 --> 01:17:57,920
That is definitely a W.

2254
01:17:57,920 --> 01:17:59,880
W from Isaac, good man.

2255
01:17:59,880 --> 01:18:01,480
And then we got Brennan.

2256
01:18:01,480 --> 01:18:02,800
How many kids do you have, Brennan?

2257
01:18:02,800 --> 01:18:03,720
I got three.

2258
01:18:03,720 --> 01:18:04,240
You got three.

2259
01:18:04,240 --> 01:18:08,000
So five children were neglected for this movie.

2260
01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:09,200
Well, I wait till my kids.

2261
01:18:09,200 --> 01:18:11,360
I thought you were about to say you want to make it two.

2262
01:18:11,360 --> 01:18:12,600
Because you were holding up the camera.

2263
01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:13,400
It's actually seven.

2264
01:18:13,400 --> 01:18:16,160
It's like, yeah.

2265
01:18:16,160 --> 01:18:18,800
I wait till my kids go to bed usually to watch these.

2266
01:18:18,800 --> 01:18:20,600
That's why I fall asleep during half of them.

2267
01:18:20,600 --> 01:18:22,080
And unfortunately, this was not one

2268
01:18:22,080 --> 01:18:23,080
that I fell asleep during.

2269
01:18:23,080 --> 01:18:24,440
It's a great train shot by you.

2270
01:18:24,440 --> 01:18:27,680
But yeah, this would have been a unanimous from all of us

2271
01:18:27,680 --> 01:18:29,640
if Mike didn't fuck it up.

2272
01:18:29,640 --> 01:18:30,800
But it's a W.

2273
01:18:30,800 --> 01:18:33,800
A W. Yeah, Mike.

2274
01:18:33,800 --> 01:18:34,800
You fuck.

2275
01:18:34,800 --> 01:18:36,960
It doesn't change the rating.

2276
01:18:36,960 --> 01:18:38,600
No, it doesn't change the rating.

2277
01:18:38,600 --> 01:18:39,840
I'm putting a W minus.

2278
01:18:39,840 --> 01:18:41,400
Yeah.

2279
01:18:41,400 --> 01:18:42,080
Fuck this movie.

2280
01:18:42,080 --> 01:18:44,240
W minus for singularity.

2281
01:18:44,240 --> 01:18:44,880
Now.

2282
01:18:44,880 --> 01:18:49,000
So you honestly will say W minus makes it worse

2283
01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:50,440
than if you don't stop.

2284
01:18:50,440 --> 01:18:52,120
I've got a W.

2285
01:18:52,120 --> 01:18:54,560
Not a W minus is what I'm saying.

2286
01:18:54,560 --> 01:18:58,400
This is the worst movie we ever watched according to you.

2287
01:18:58,400 --> 01:18:59,200
You know what, Mike?

2288
01:18:59,200 --> 01:18:59,440
Yes.

2289
01:18:59,440 --> 01:18:59,880
It's fine.

2290
01:18:59,880 --> 01:19:00,640
I'm just asking.

2291
01:19:00,640 --> 01:19:01,200
I don't care.

2292
01:19:01,200 --> 01:19:02,440
I will say this.

2293
01:19:02,440 --> 01:19:04,040
Me and 44% of them.

2294
01:19:04,040 --> 01:19:06,200
At least if you don't stop, dot, dot, dot,

2295
01:19:06,200 --> 01:19:08,520
or you'll go blind was funny.

2296
01:19:08,520 --> 01:19:11,240
It had some funny moments.

2297
01:19:11,240 --> 01:19:11,920
Hey, whatever.

2298
01:19:11,920 --> 01:19:13,400
It had some intentional.

2299
01:19:13,400 --> 01:19:13,920
No, no, no.

2300
01:19:13,920 --> 01:19:15,360
It intended to be funny.

2301
01:19:15,360 --> 01:19:17,960
If you really feel that, that's cool.

2302
01:19:17,960 --> 01:19:19,280
We'll see.

2303
01:19:19,280 --> 01:19:20,880
We'll see if something.

2304
01:19:20,880 --> 01:19:23,320
Maybe something else gets a minus, minus in the future.

2305
01:19:23,320 --> 01:19:24,960
I feel like because of this movie,

2306
01:19:24,960 --> 01:19:27,960
if I ever see John Cusack in real life,

2307
01:19:27,960 --> 01:19:29,480
I'm going to sucker punch him.

2308
01:19:29,480 --> 01:19:30,640
Oh, shit.

2309
01:19:30,640 --> 01:19:33,040
That's a real threat they could put out in the world there.

2310
01:19:33,040 --> 01:19:35,160
Isaac Gonzalez threatening to punch.

2311
01:19:35,160 --> 01:19:36,840
You want to give your information out

2312
01:19:36,840 --> 01:19:39,640
so they can come look for you later?

2313
01:19:39,640 --> 01:19:42,400
Well, apparently you just say that John Cusack said something

2314
01:19:42,400 --> 01:19:47,440
about Dario's wife and then just let the problem solve itself.

2315
01:19:47,440 --> 01:19:50,440
Well, I'm going to save the day because the movie

2316
01:19:50,440 --> 01:19:54,760
I picked that I have is a good one.

2317
01:19:54,760 --> 01:19:55,480
It's solid.

2318
01:19:55,480 --> 01:19:57,880
If you haven't seen it, you're welcome.

2319
01:19:57,880 --> 01:20:02,520
And if you have seen it, you're welcome.

2320
01:20:02,520 --> 01:20:03,960
OK, say that into the mic.

2321
01:20:03,960 --> 01:20:05,000
If you're going to fucking say it.

2322
01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:07,120
It's not like the philosopher, right?

2323
01:20:07,120 --> 01:20:08,680
First off, it's called After the Dark.

2324
01:20:08,680 --> 01:20:12,120
This movie at least is not child porn, Andy.

2325
01:20:12,120 --> 01:20:13,840
It's not a bunch of high school kids falling

2326
01:20:13,840 --> 01:20:15,120
in love with their teacher.

2327
01:20:15,120 --> 01:20:16,760
First off, that wasn't child porn.

2328
01:20:16,760 --> 01:20:18,080
There's no nudity.

2329
01:20:18,080 --> 01:20:20,840
Although it meant to me, oh my god, I swear to god,

2330
01:20:20,840 --> 01:20:22,440
this is that same fucking train.

2331
01:20:22,440 --> 01:20:23,920
Did he put it in the caboose video?

2332
01:20:23,920 --> 01:20:24,440
No.

2333
01:20:24,440 --> 01:20:26,000
No, we haven't gotten to Texas yet.

2334
01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:29,080
Yeah, so the movie I picked, everybody,

2335
01:20:29,080 --> 01:20:35,360
is 2006 Bruce Willis, Josh Hartnett, Lucy Liu, Morgan

2336
01:20:35,360 --> 01:20:37,160
Freeman, Ben Kingsley.

2337
01:20:37,160 --> 01:20:40,000
It's called Lucky Number Slevin.

2338
01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:48,400
It is a really good con, like people running cons sort of

2339
01:20:48,400 --> 01:20:48,960
movie.

2340
01:20:48,960 --> 01:20:50,720
Not even shoot them up.

2341
01:20:50,720 --> 01:20:52,300
Well, I don't want to give away too much.

2342
01:20:52,300 --> 01:20:56,320
Just know that if you haven't seen it, Austin,

2343
01:20:56,320 --> 01:20:57,320
have you seen it before?

2344
01:20:57,320 --> 01:21:00,520
No, I've seen it like here's the name multiple times.

2345
01:21:00,520 --> 01:21:02,080
Here's the one sentence thing.

2346
01:21:02,080 --> 01:21:04,840
A mysterious man is roped into a dangerous feud

2347
01:21:04,840 --> 01:21:07,920
between two rival crime kingpins,

2348
01:21:07,920 --> 01:21:10,000
neither of whom could step foot outside

2349
01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:11,840
for fear of assassination.

2350
01:21:11,840 --> 01:21:13,200
It is awesome.

2351
01:21:13,200 --> 01:21:14,080
It's a banger.

2352
01:21:14,080 --> 01:21:18,160
So Lucky Number Slevin is next week.

2353
01:21:18,160 --> 01:21:23,760
Now it's time for the Beep Boops recommendation.

2354
01:21:23,760 --> 01:21:24,240
Beep Boop.

2355
01:21:24,240 --> 01:21:24,720
Beep Boop.

2356
01:21:43,720 --> 01:21:47,120
Recreational recommendation.

2357
01:21:47,120 --> 01:21:47,840
All right.

2358
01:21:47,840 --> 01:21:49,720
Mike, what do you got?

2359
01:21:49,720 --> 01:21:52,440
I am reading right now.

2360
01:21:52,440 --> 01:21:53,480
Just kind of started.

2361
01:21:53,480 --> 01:21:55,280
I'm only in like chapter two.

2362
01:21:55,280 --> 01:21:58,640
So far, it's got a hold of me.

2363
01:21:58,640 --> 01:22:01,320
I would recommend it even only be in two chapters.

2364
01:22:01,320 --> 01:22:03,920
Quantum Lens, Douglas Rickards.

2365
01:22:03,920 --> 01:22:05,240
It's a book?

2366
01:22:05,240 --> 01:22:07,120
Quantum Lens.

2367
01:22:07,120 --> 01:22:10,280
And I don't know how familiar you are with Douglas Rickards,

2368
01:22:10,280 --> 01:22:19,280
but sci-fi slash set kind of now kind of if you can't really tell.

2369
01:22:19,280 --> 01:22:23,920
But where there's planetary travel and all that.

2370
01:22:23,920 --> 01:22:26,440
Douglas Rickards is an interesting book.

2371
01:22:26,440 --> 01:22:27,680
OK.

2372
01:22:27,680 --> 01:22:28,320
Dope.

2373
01:22:28,320 --> 01:22:28,840
I like books.

2374
01:22:28,840 --> 01:22:29,920
I'm going to check that out.

2375
01:22:29,920 --> 01:22:33,280
I'm looking for something right now in the sci-fi realm.

2376
01:22:33,280 --> 01:22:33,780
Brendan?

2377
01:22:36,400 --> 01:22:39,280
Yeah, right now, I guess what I'm reading or listening to

2378
01:22:39,280 --> 01:22:44,240
is actually the Game of Thrones, the first Game of Thrones book.

2379
01:22:44,240 --> 01:22:47,040
If you're a fan of the show, I definitely recommend the book.

2380
01:22:47,040 --> 01:22:48,120
It's interesting.

2381
01:22:48,120 --> 01:22:51,160
It's kind of cool to see the differences that they went with

2382
01:22:51,160 --> 01:22:55,320
and just kind of learn more about the characters and the backstory.

2383
01:22:55,320 --> 01:22:59,560
Is you guys' first episode going to be out by the time this comes out?

2384
01:22:59,560 --> 01:23:00,840
Maybe.

2385
01:23:00,840 --> 01:23:03,000
If not, very soon, because I can't wait to hear.

2386
01:23:03,000 --> 01:23:05,720
Because it's been a long time since I watched Game of Thrones.

2387
01:23:05,720 --> 01:23:07,840
I'm kind of going to go through and watch it

2388
01:23:07,840 --> 01:23:10,120
as you guys are as these episodes are coming out.

2389
01:23:10,120 --> 01:23:13,280
If you want more content from us, you can check out pretty much

2390
01:23:13,280 --> 01:23:16,200
every day of the week, except for the weekends right now.

2391
01:23:16,200 --> 01:23:18,400
Monday through Friday, you can check out a new show.

2392
01:23:18,400 --> 01:23:19,560
We have rewatches.

2393
01:23:19,560 --> 01:23:20,040
Sorry.

2394
01:23:20,040 --> 01:23:23,200
We have rehashes with multiple.

2395
01:23:23,200 --> 01:23:24,400
There's three of those.

2396
01:23:24,400 --> 01:23:26,840
Smallville, Game of Thrones, Six Feet Under.

2397
01:23:26,840 --> 01:23:28,720
And then there's also our regular shows.

2398
01:23:28,720 --> 01:23:32,320
And then check out coming this October, we're

2399
01:23:32,320 --> 01:23:34,400
going to have our 17 nights of How the We Eat.

2400
01:23:34,400 --> 01:23:35,400
So keep an eye out for that.

2401
01:23:35,400 --> 01:23:39,080
It's going to be a lot of fun specials coming out your way.

2402
01:23:39,080 --> 01:23:39,560
Austin?

2403
01:23:39,560 --> 01:23:40,800
Rec Rec.

2404
01:23:40,800 --> 01:23:43,880
Yeah, so I recommend putting your balls,

2405
01:23:43,880 --> 01:23:47,920
after watching this movie, you put them into a vice grip.

2406
01:23:47,920 --> 01:23:53,160
And then you attach that vice grip turner somehow to a power drill.

2407
01:23:53,160 --> 01:23:53,840
My rec.

2408
01:23:53,840 --> 01:23:57,000
Again, I've written letters to Santa for just that.

2409
01:23:57,000 --> 01:23:58,400
Yeah, what is the bad part, Star Wars?

2410
01:23:58,400 --> 01:24:01,240
I want my flashlight with feelings and a ball

2411
01:24:01,240 --> 01:24:03,040
vice that just is rapid fire.

2412
01:24:03,040 --> 01:24:04,240
So I don't have to wait.

2413
01:24:04,240 --> 01:24:06,200
It's the weight that kills me.

2414
01:24:06,200 --> 01:24:09,200
I'm recommending, I just read Marcus Luttrell's book.

2415
01:24:09,200 --> 01:24:10,600
It's pretty popular.

2416
01:24:10,600 --> 01:24:13,040
Probably some of us have read it, at least one other person

2417
01:24:13,040 --> 01:24:14,440
besides me.

2418
01:24:14,440 --> 01:24:17,440
It's called Lone Survivor by Marcus Luttrell.

2419
01:24:17,440 --> 01:24:19,960
And it's like, it's a true story.

2420
01:24:19,960 --> 01:24:21,040
He's a Navy SEAL.

2421
01:24:21,040 --> 01:24:24,360
He goes out to spy on these Taliban guys

2422
01:24:24,360 --> 01:24:27,520
with his three squad mates.

2423
01:24:27,520 --> 01:24:31,160
They get overrun by about 200 members of the Taliban.

2424
01:24:31,160 --> 01:24:33,600
They kill like 70 of them.

2425
01:24:33,600 --> 01:24:36,040
But he loses all his guys.

2426
01:24:36,040 --> 01:24:38,000
He runs off.

2427
01:24:38,000 --> 01:24:42,000
He gets found by just some local villagers.

2428
01:24:42,000 --> 01:24:45,520
And in their religion, there's a thing called lokay, where

2429
01:24:45,520 --> 01:24:47,560
if you find a warrior that's wounded,

2430
01:24:47,560 --> 01:24:50,480
you have to help him and protect him from his enemies,

2431
01:24:50,480 --> 01:24:52,760
even if it means the entire village dies.

2432
01:24:52,760 --> 01:24:54,360
That's a great crossword.

2433
01:24:54,360 --> 01:24:56,040
We said loki, right?

2434
01:24:56,040 --> 01:24:57,160
Yeah, loki.

2435
01:24:57,160 --> 01:24:58,840
Lo-kay.

2436
01:24:58,840 --> 01:24:59,800
Something lokay.

2437
01:24:59,800 --> 01:25:01,360
But yeah, they protect him.

2438
01:25:01,360 --> 01:25:03,680
And he comes out and writes a book about it.

2439
01:25:03,680 --> 01:25:05,080
Really brutal.

2440
01:25:05,080 --> 01:25:07,720
Like, I just finished All Quiet on the Western Front.

2441
01:25:07,720 --> 01:25:09,200
And then I read this one.

2442
01:25:09,200 --> 01:25:11,240
And it's just crazy how both of them are so brutal.

2443
01:25:11,240 --> 01:25:12,880
And it's like such a good story.

2444
01:25:12,880 --> 01:25:17,000
And they're literally written 100 years apart.

2445
01:25:17,000 --> 01:25:18,960
Isaac, did you have any books you wanted to recommend?

2446
01:25:18,960 --> 01:25:20,200
Or anything at all.

2447
01:25:20,200 --> 01:25:21,440
Books, music, books, videos.

2448
01:25:21,440 --> 01:25:22,400
I mean, we're just doing books.

2449
01:25:22,400 --> 01:25:24,560
I don't read.

2450
01:25:24,560 --> 01:25:29,080
I am currently in my rotation reading Good Night Moon

2451
01:25:29,080 --> 01:25:29,840
with my kids.

2452
01:25:29,840 --> 01:25:31,120
That's it.

2453
01:25:31,120 --> 01:25:32,240
That's pretty much it.

2454
01:25:32,240 --> 01:25:34,040
Have you read it before?

2455
01:25:34,040 --> 01:25:35,640
Usually once a night.

2456
01:25:35,640 --> 01:25:38,200
Yeah, once a night.

2457
01:25:38,200 --> 01:25:39,640
Over and over and over.

2458
01:25:39,640 --> 01:25:41,840
Do you feel like you've given your child a complex

2459
01:25:41,840 --> 01:25:45,000
where if you don't tell the moon good night via this book,

2460
01:25:45,000 --> 01:25:46,680
it won't go to sleep?

2461
01:25:46,680 --> 01:25:49,000
And so the day doesn't come the next the following day?

2462
01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:52,440
Does she have her own mythology with you as sort of her god?

2463
01:25:52,440 --> 01:25:55,640
Because she's young enough that you and your wife

2464
01:25:55,640 --> 01:25:57,720
are probably the most central people.

2465
01:25:57,720 --> 01:25:59,840
I think we're going to skip Good Night Moon tonight.

2466
01:25:59,840 --> 01:26:01,920
Watch Singularity with her.

2467
01:26:01,920 --> 01:26:03,200
Don't put her to sleep.

2468
01:26:03,200 --> 01:26:04,720
That'll do it.

2469
01:26:04,720 --> 01:26:05,480
I would skip.

2470
01:26:05,480 --> 01:26:07,440
I know we've talked a lot about it tonight.

2471
01:26:07,440 --> 01:26:09,240
Honestly, skip if you don't stop.

2472
01:26:09,240 --> 01:26:12,680
Dot, dot, dot, you'll go blind, especially with kids.

2473
01:26:12,680 --> 01:26:16,000
That was a, there was definitely a scene in that movie

2474
01:26:16,000 --> 01:26:20,640
where they tie a woman to a tree and she gets raped by 40 men.

2475
01:26:20,640 --> 01:26:23,400
Now, for the sake of comedy.

2476
01:26:23,400 --> 01:26:24,040
So anyway.

2477
01:26:24,040 --> 01:26:26,160
Anything to plug, Isaac?

2478
01:26:26,160 --> 01:26:28,520
Yeah, Good Night Moon.

2479
01:26:28,520 --> 01:26:29,200
Barber shop?

2480
01:26:29,200 --> 01:26:31,240
Yeah, come see me at New Era Barber Shop.

2481
01:26:31,240 --> 01:26:32,120
Monday through Friday.

2482
01:26:32,120 --> 01:26:33,040
What's it called?

2483
01:26:33,040 --> 01:26:36,520
New Era Barber Shop on Hancock Road in Blood City.

2484
01:26:36,520 --> 01:26:37,960
Nice.

2485
01:26:37,960 --> 01:26:41,040
I need to start doing that.

2486
01:26:41,040 --> 01:26:42,920
My recommendation, since we were doing books

2487
01:26:42,920 --> 01:26:45,720
and we also were talking about Buffy.

2488
01:26:45,720 --> 01:26:48,680
Or did we talk about that earlier in a different thing?

2489
01:26:48,680 --> 01:26:51,760
We're always talking about Buffy at some point.

2490
01:26:51,760 --> 01:26:53,680
I think we need a supercut every time

2491
01:26:53,680 --> 01:26:57,280
your recreational recommendation has to do with Buffy.

2492
01:26:57,280 --> 01:26:58,480
Yeah, I'm just bugging.

2493
01:26:58,480 --> 01:26:59,320
They always will.

2494
01:26:59,320 --> 01:27:00,240
It's always Buffy.

2495
01:27:00,240 --> 01:27:02,280
There's a book by Christopher Golden, who

2496
01:27:02,280 --> 01:27:04,240
does a lot of the Buffy books.

2497
01:27:04,240 --> 01:27:05,120
And it's unique.

2498
01:27:05,120 --> 01:27:06,440
They're independent stories.

2499
01:27:06,440 --> 01:27:09,320
One of them, you see more of Doyle's backstory

2500
01:27:09,320 --> 01:27:11,600
if you're an Angel fan, but that doesn't matter.

2501
01:27:11,600 --> 01:27:14,520
This one is about an alternate dimension.

2502
01:27:14,520 --> 01:27:16,320
It's called The Lost Slayer.

2503
01:27:16,320 --> 01:27:18,640
And if you buy the book that I have,

2504
01:27:18,640 --> 01:27:20,760
like the physical edition, it's all of them

2505
01:27:20,760 --> 01:27:22,240
combined into one issue.

2506
01:27:22,240 --> 01:27:23,160
So it's like four books.

2507
01:27:23,160 --> 01:27:25,440
It's a lengthy fucking thick ass book.

2508
01:27:25,440 --> 01:27:25,960
It's great.

2509
01:27:25,960 --> 01:27:27,520
Look at all his Patreon subscribers

2510
01:27:27,520 --> 01:27:29,160
for this fucking train shit.

2511
01:27:29,160 --> 01:27:31,600
Lanes trains.

2512
01:27:31,600 --> 01:27:34,480
One Shadowsteel18.

2513
01:27:34,480 --> 01:27:36,160
Dude, I got to start making train videos.

2514
01:27:36,160 --> 01:27:36,640
Holy shit.

2515
01:27:36,640 --> 01:27:38,400
This train has 335,000.

2516
01:27:38,400 --> 01:27:42,120
He has 1 million subscribers.

2517
01:27:42,120 --> 01:27:43,680
Just going around filming trains.

2518
01:27:43,680 --> 01:27:44,360
And one.

2519
01:27:44,360 --> 01:27:48,400
He subscribed to GoTran.

2520
01:27:48,400 --> 01:27:53,760
Coasterfan2105, hell yeah, brother.

2521
01:27:53,760 --> 01:28:02,080
Let's watch this Go Transit F59PH locomotives.

2522
01:28:02,080 --> 01:28:02,560
Come on.

2523
01:28:02,560 --> 01:28:03,440
Yeah, Mike.

2524
01:28:03,440 --> 01:28:04,080
All right, Mike.

2525
01:28:04,080 --> 01:28:07,720
You got to give us really 10 seconds of you.

2526
01:28:07,720 --> 01:28:09,000
Oh, that's pretty.

2527
01:28:09,000 --> 01:28:13,400
Look at that train just doing its thing, slowly moving

2528
01:28:13,400 --> 01:28:14,520
on a little solid line.

2529
01:28:14,520 --> 01:28:15,680
I like trains.

2530
01:28:15,680 --> 01:28:16,720
I like trains.

2531
01:28:16,720 --> 01:28:17,520
Yeah.

2532
01:28:17,520 --> 01:28:20,960
Look, every time you think that there's the end of the train,

2533
01:28:20,960 --> 01:28:22,440
there's more train around.

2534
01:28:22,440 --> 01:28:26,320
This curve, actually, this guy's doing a great job,

2535
01:28:26,320 --> 01:28:27,400
because this is exciting.

2536
01:28:27,400 --> 01:28:29,760
Look, if this went on forever, I wouldn't know.

2537
01:28:32,640 --> 01:28:35,800
Anyway, this is going to be the end of our podcast.

2538
01:28:35,800 --> 01:28:40,400
So that's our recommendation.

2539
01:28:40,400 --> 01:28:42,880
This podcast brought to you by Mike Armstrong.

2540
01:28:42,880 --> 01:28:45,840
Yeah, brought to you by Mike Armstrong, Coasterfan2105.

2541
01:28:45,840 --> 01:28:48,520
Coasterfan2105, like and subscribe.

2542
01:28:48,520 --> 01:28:49,640
Hit that bell.

2543
01:28:49,640 --> 01:28:52,360
He will show you the same trains over and over again.

2544
01:28:52,360 --> 01:28:58,600
You really love that Pacific Coast shutting down.

2545
01:28:58,600 --> 01:29:01,000
This is better.

2546
01:29:01,000 --> 01:29:03,400
Oh, let's watch Singularity instead.

2547
01:29:03,400 --> 01:29:04,760
All right, everybody.

2548
01:29:04,760 --> 01:29:06,600
So this has been the show.

2549
01:29:06,600 --> 01:29:08,280
This guy's going to commit suicide now.

2550
01:29:08,280 --> 01:29:10,640
Somehow the comments of our people

2551
01:29:10,640 --> 01:29:12,280
are going to get into his comments.

2552
01:29:12,280 --> 01:29:13,840
Everyone keeps mentioning Singularity.

2553
01:29:13,840 --> 01:29:17,200
He's going to watch it and kill himself.

2554
01:29:17,200 --> 01:29:21,120
I'm going to jump in front of an FP29 locomotive.

2555
01:29:21,120 --> 01:29:23,240
He's going to jump in front of a train.

2556
01:29:23,240 --> 01:29:24,520
He's going to have a gun load.

2557
01:29:24,520 --> 01:29:26,680
He's going to get to right before the part where

2558
01:29:26,680 --> 01:29:29,680
Andrew says he likes trains, the one relatable part to him.

2559
01:29:29,680 --> 01:29:31,200
He can't even make it that far.

2560
01:29:31,200 --> 01:29:32,760
And he's going to blow his brains out.

2561
01:29:32,760 --> 01:29:34,400
And then it's just, I like trains,

2562
01:29:34,400 --> 01:29:38,200
as his dying vision is going to see it.

2563
01:29:38,200 --> 01:29:42,960
Please don't do that, Mike Armstrong of train loving fame.

2564
01:29:42,960 --> 01:29:44,960
That's our show, everybody.

2565
01:29:44,960 --> 01:29:47,520
This has been fun, I guess.

2566
01:29:47,520 --> 01:29:50,880
And with me, as always, I was about

2567
01:29:50,880 --> 01:29:52,320
to start calling you all bitches again

2568
01:29:52,320 --> 01:29:54,320
like we were doing the nightmare on Elm Street one.

2569
01:29:54,320 --> 01:29:57,080
I'm with you.

2570
01:29:57,080 --> 01:29:59,800
Austin bitch, Farrell.

2571
01:29:59,800 --> 01:30:02,120
Austin rode three hours on a fucking train

2572
01:30:02,120 --> 01:30:03,680
to be here today, Farrell.

2573
01:30:03,680 --> 01:30:05,040
Choo-choo.

2574
01:30:05,040 --> 01:30:09,560
Mike heard a story about how Austin almost got a train

2575
01:30:09,560 --> 01:30:13,360
rain on him by his uncle, Larson.

2576
01:30:13,360 --> 01:30:15,400
I did not need that story.

2577
01:30:15,400 --> 01:30:17,600
Well, now I did not need this movie.

2578
01:30:17,600 --> 01:30:22,480
Isaac heard a story about how one of Austin's high school

2579
01:30:22,480 --> 01:30:25,560
chicks got a train rain on her by the entire football

2580
01:30:25,560 --> 01:30:28,000
team, Gonzalez.

2581
01:30:28,000 --> 01:30:29,080
I like that story.

2582
01:30:32,720 --> 01:30:34,360
Oh, wait.

2583
01:30:34,360 --> 01:30:36,280
It's Brendan.

2584
01:30:36,280 --> 01:30:38,960
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

2585
01:30:38,960 --> 01:30:39,720
Oh, is it?

2586
01:30:39,720 --> 01:30:40,400
Crazy train.

2587
01:30:40,400 --> 01:30:44,960
You're on a crazy train, on a crazy train.

2588
01:30:44,960 --> 01:30:48,200
Shipley up to Boston.

2589
01:30:48,200 --> 01:30:50,280
Going off the rails on the crazy train.

2590
01:30:50,280 --> 01:30:51,320
It's Brendan.

2591
01:30:51,320 --> 01:30:55,520
Going off the rails on a crazy train.

2592
01:30:55,520 --> 01:30:58,120
This movie made Austin confess a lot.

2593
01:30:58,120 --> 01:31:00,080
Yeah, but I was going to add to that.

2594
01:31:00,080 --> 01:31:05,240
And also has fantasized about being part of a train

2595
01:31:05,240 --> 01:31:07,200
with Austin Shipley.

2596
01:31:07,200 --> 01:31:07,700
What?

2597
01:31:07,700 --> 01:31:08,200
What?

2598
01:31:08,200 --> 01:31:09,680
What?

2599
01:31:09,680 --> 01:31:10,680
Austin?

2600
01:31:10,680 --> 01:31:11,400
Now.

2601
01:31:11,400 --> 01:31:12,160
Is that your uncle?

2602
01:31:12,160 --> 01:31:12,640
No, no.

2603
01:31:12,640 --> 01:31:13,880
Still continuing on with yours.

2604
01:31:13,880 --> 01:31:15,280
Is that your uncle?

2605
01:31:15,280 --> 01:31:15,960
Yes, it is.

2606
01:31:15,960 --> 01:31:17,440
Do you have anything to tell us?

2607
01:31:17,440 --> 01:31:22,360
And I'm Andy Austin's uncle, Rice.

2608
01:31:22,360 --> 01:31:24,920
This has been Fried Rice Podcast.

2609
01:31:24,920 --> 01:31:26,280
We've been fried.

2610
01:31:26,280 --> 01:31:27,000
We've been Rice.

2611
01:31:27,000 --> 01:31:28,400
We've been Podcast.

2612
01:31:28,400 --> 01:31:30,400
Everybody have a good night.

2613
01:31:30,400 --> 01:31:54,800
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