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Let's get fried. This week we're special little... Oh shit what's happening here?
Who's being really loud? I was. Oh that was I was yelling I guess. Maybe I'll
turn myself down just a bit. And you didn't even go and welcome. I know I did.
You're welcome everybody. All right well we're getting into where you are
discussing the brand new part four of the Beverly Hills Cop franchise. Beverly
Hills Cop colon semicolon Axle F. Beverly Hills Cop 4. Beverly Hills Cop 4. I
know we were gonna release it on July 3rd but I dropped the ball on that one.
Yeah yeah you did make all of us watch it on a week that we had a lot of other
things to watch and then didn't watch it. Yeah that happened. Yeah okay no shame
at all. All right. Sorry glitch. Well let's get into it. Um all right so it's
been a minute since I've seen. Oh I did put. Oh and by the way this is just a
shout out to someone who did watch the movie and couldn't be here together and
it's Brennan. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. Shipley. Nice. Anyway
the first thing it opens up with hockey and the first thing I wrote was hockey.
There you go Brennan. There's your hockey movie. I like the opening being less
depressing than the first one. How'd the first one open again? It's just like. Oh he
does the drug bust. Poor people walking around like the intro intro with all the
credits and everything. This is a more Detroit which it's cool. Detroit's got
better. Hands down to see yeah Detroit got better. Somehow even though. Why you
go to Redwoods. Everything I've heard about Michigan in general it's like not great
over there right now. Like you could buy dirt cheap mansions I've heard for like
for nothing just because no one wants to live there. It is where you can go buy
houses for a thousand dollars. You can buy houses in Detroit. Decent houses I
mean they need rehab but they're they're not teardowns. There was a thousand
dollars. There was a fake tourist video of like advertising Detroit and it's just
see a river that catches on fire. Buy a house for the price of a VCR. Yeah. I mean
I wouldn't move there. And obviously Axel wants to be in Beverly Hills. I went to
Detroit when I had my old job I had to drive through and I was like you know
I'm gonna drive by 8 Mile Road you know where Eminem used to live. Yeah. Big
mistake. The only thing that protected me was that the job I was working
required me to drive this big white van and it's like kind of beat up and I'm
just this white dude in a white van. They're like anyone that's like either
that's the police or that's the guy the police are looking for. That's a new
dommer. Looking for victims in poor ass fucking Detroit. That's the way to do it.
Just be a white guy in a white van. That's scary anybody. If I saw a white guy in a
white van I wouldn't. That's not the first target of opportunity I look at.
You know like I don't go I'm gonna rob that guy. Nope. I don't want to end up
somewhere. When I'm separated from the van I was vulnerable because then I was
just a guy in a gray polo. Yeah but did you have that beard? I did not have the
beard. I had sort of most of the time I did not have a beard. Because that beard
does give off like you've got needles on you vibe. I have a Pokemon leveled up again.
Isn't that muted? Of course yes he does obviously not. Sorry nobody knows how to drive in your
town it made me late. I had to run. Okay but I mean but you didn't go into the app of your
Pokemon Go app or whatever and mute the level of Pokemon sound? That's a special
ringtone I downloaded just for that app. I like that noise. So it's not an actual Pokemon leveling up? No. You're not
actually playing Pokemon Go? I'm playing Pokemon Go. That's my Pokemon Go note of
what are we doing? What are we doing here? Alright so I forgot why I wrote so much
destruction but I'm sure the opening was very... Oh that's the chase through the
chase scene. That's why you wrote it. Find the guy in the Red Wings game. The
Detroit Red Wings game they go to that is all a ruse to chase after the bad guy
who they've been after. You know and then they just go through and destroy the
entire city. He gets in a snow plow. Oh that's right because he only brought that cop
friend to the game as a ruse or whatever. Yeah so he could blame him. This is how
we're doing this from now on because I can't talk about a movie. You're on like 5x speed you can go the speed as it goes through.
Yeah we're gonna just... You see that porta potty crash so fast. Okay so we get the yeah there we go. Detroit's doing better.
Everyone's fine. The heat is on. The heat is on. Alright there we go. Hockey. Here's his
friend. Kind of friend. He's just using them and then who's the bad guys? This is
reminding me of shit. That guy goes is down in the hallway when they go down there and then
they're like robbing the locker room. Oh who's robbing the locker room? The bad guys are
robbing the locker room. This whole time I'm thinking are you sure you watched this? I did but why do I not
remember people robbing the locker room? Yeah okay I got you. Oh my god what are we
doing? We're just watching this movie now. You must have got the memo N-word you know.
Oh that's right okay so they rob this. Jesus Christ we should have watched. Right
here is where I'm like okay all the quirkiness from the first three movies are still here.
Oh yeah. Yeah there's been there were some funny some funny lines like though we're the same age
line killed when he like it's like we're the same age when he points at his buddy it's like oh god
black don't crack. Yeah you just look at these yeah and yeah this is what I'm talking about. Look
at okay there's a lot of blood. He's driving a snow plow down Detroit just the middle of downtown
Detroit right? He's fucking up so many cop cars and shit right now. This is again I'm gonna bring
up the problem I have with with with Axel Full. Actually you know what I just watched a entire
news pro a news thing where it was like do we need do high-speed pursuits justify the destruction
they actually cause in real life? So like here's the thing a lot of the times someone will get no
tail light and maybe they're wanted for something else or maybe they think that they're in trouble
for something more maybe they have drugs in the car whatever so they start to run. Now what is
just a literally just a traffic violation we have a high-speed pursuit that can go hundreds of miles
you know hundred miles down or hundred mile an hour down the highway crash ending and usually
crashes and violence is it worth it? No absolutely not. No they're fun to watch they're totally worth
it. Well for every time I see one on like YouTube Cartridge LA I'm like boom forget drop my plans I'm
gonna watch this violence. And to bring it way down here's how you wouldn't feel that way. Oh no I'll go
I'll get on my roof and watch it from my roof. Yeah but still to bring it way down my wife's
brother's best friend like lifelong best friend died at 18 from not involved he's sitting at a
stoplight car chase police car chase yeah that police car nailed him killed him. The police car
hit him. Yeah he got me his mom got a lot of money but whatever you know she didn't it wasn't worth
losing her kid. I mean that sounds like it's the police fault I mean they're trying to do this. Well no it was they got it that's why she got a
lot of money but that's the whole point is it's totally unnecessary risk they're chasing a guy for
robbing a convenience store or something. You want to know the worst part? They're chasing someone
whose license plate they have. Yeah. They know where he lives they know where these people live.
Literally I know that in the moment you want to catch them with the drugs in their car like that's
the big thing but the moment they take off in a high-speed chase sometimes it's safer to let
them go and just catch up with them later and be like hey you evaded the police and plus you can't
even evade anymore a helicopter just watches where you go. It depends if you're baby driver. Well okay in the real world.
No but I mean sometimes you can have a like a car that's fast enough to outrun the police if you're
in certain situations you can outrun a helicopter. I've seen I saw one just recently where a guy was
going so fast that the helicopter could not keep up the camera could not keep up with him he ended
up ditching the cops so you really can be in Tokyo. I think in Japan if Tokyo Drift taught us anything
it's that and I do think that's a real law but if you have a supercar and you're going you know
100 plus miles down the road or 120 whatever the cops don't even bother and I think they know that
it's not worth the risk of doing these high-speed chases. So anyway Foley you fucking dick just uh
like yeah they robbed a few athletes who make millions of dollars a year they took their rings
um okay my bet have the company that makes the rings make more rings like that doesn't you know
what I'm talking about? Just go get them where they get a pawn them what are they gonna do? Yeah
you know their championship rings. Yeah if you're gonna get a Super Bowl ring or a Stanley Cup ring
or whatever the fuck like have it be chipped you can spend what ten thousand dollars I'm sure easy
on each ring 20 30 40 thousand dollars right these are these are probably expensive fucking rings
with real jewels and shit chip them we could chip a dog you can't chip a ring. He gets off for this
uh except for one thing where he crashes into the porta potties later on during the chase okay and
that's really or imagine just taking a shit and just getting shit rocked by a snowplow. I mean
I'm more worried about these just uh I think he hit a car and pushed into traffic that caused them
to crash and and what's silly is what there there uh wasn't anyone in the car like it's it's it was
just in the road yeah and it was abandoned that's kind of stupid so wait did they catch the
so they catch the dudes okay they catch them all yeah it's it's actual foley of course they
catch them all so then he gets in trouble because it's actual foley you see the old chief on the
wall up there oh did he die that actor he he died I didn't know that at some point within the
fucking 30 years 30 years ago when the first sets of movies came out 20 years 20 something years
oh right here yeah I see him now yeah audience yeah yeah we get a lot of comments you're not
pointing at the camera anymore oh no one's ever no one's ever commented uh actually we have had a
few comments lately people saying hey nice video or hey this video needs a lot of work we're bad
you guys are bad you guys are bad at this we are we're very bad at it uh I forgot who this chick is
oh that's his daughter daughter it's been so long since I've seen this oh we can have so much stuff
I've matrix downloaded into my brain uh scene where the the daughter goes to the prison to talk
to this random guy it makes you think that she's the villain somehow yeah a little bit because
she's defending a bad guy especially since she goes by another name okay so then they try to kill
her okay this is what confused me did I put did they try to scare and fail no or this was a scare
tactic okay yeah because I was like this yeah this is uh this was creepy these masks are pretty
because later on he says and there won't be a rope attached this tower up yeah this is a scary mask
look at that yeah yeah no it's it was a scary scene I thought they were trying to kill him when
they when it came on and then later though they said yeah yeah creepy uh so they try to kill her
they push her car off a fucking parking garage with the tow hitch attached to it and it dangles
off very frightening uh then daddy gets involved we've now got axel f is on the scene I forgot
that okay I didn't know that we saw um rose what's his name rosewood yeah rosewood yeah I didn't
know that we saw rosewood this early on in the movie yeah I forgot this scene because then he
disappears for the whole movie until he's not in this until the end yeah so I thought they saved
it until the end but no it's he's right up here in the front I forgot all about that um
though we're the same age it kind of revolves around him he's found these people and he's off
like it then he gets kidnapped by him but so he's missing for a third half the movie and
god damn does taggart get old as shit taggart's old old like damn stole meter made vehicle
which one's taggart he's the oh god is he the bald one yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah see this is is
this worth whatever he's doing he just almost killed a dog in a stroller this is insane there's
no way people get out of the way quick enough I when you're walking down the street do people
get out of the way if you like people bump into each other constantly it's because we don't know
our own surroundings you I'm gonna go back just a second was any of these people on their phones
when he was going down the stairs and this will tell you how realistic this is okay no one on their
phone not realistic let's see okay on his phone yeah off to the side yeah not on his phone not on
their phone not on their phone not on their phone nope nope oh phone wow she's filming so I'm looking
at 50 down here filming though she's just filming it I'm looking at 50 people and three cell phones
there's a guy yeah no this is so unrealistic if you want a realistic scene what you do is you put
a bunch of people just staring at their phones mindlessly walking around and then this little
car comes around it hits every single one of them and we get the next season of twisted metal
give us the next season of twisted metal already yep that that woman might have drowned she doesn't
know all right we can't do a live react to the movie um yeah I was waiting for you to to realize
that close the screen and then realize it's not recording anymore because that's just our luck oh
yeah you're right I forgot uh Joseph Gordon-Levitt was in this god I forgot this was a pretty
forgettable movie guys I'm not gonna lie I didn't remember the plot very well I remember there
being a few good jokes and having the same vibe as the first movie but the first like I think this
is what happens when you watch it 3x speed though because it's I mean I watched it the same time as
you you're being facetious I don't watch things at 3x speed Michael I watch things that I watch
movies at 1.5 okay and I listen to audiobooks at 2.2 it's not three anything but and depends on the
audiobooks I had to turn down Bram Stoker's Dracula to 1.8 because that old-timey language
is very difficult to understand when you're trying to listen to it quickly but um but 1.5
for movies and 1.6 or 7 for Masterchef or reality shows so do you watch just as a side do you watch
musicals at 1.5 no because that's songs I don't listen to songs at 1.5 either now that was
because that would get weird that's why that was a good song no that would be insane no I uh
no I listen to music for the music they it's done in a certain way
yeah I'm gonna start listening to music faster and faster aren't I now yeah no I do because when you
you hear it in movies and music or in movies and shows you hear the music we all went done done
done and you went done done did I yes you're gonna ruin your speech your whole life speed is off the
wrong speed I mean it does get aggravating when you talk to someone uh at like regular speed
because honestly when I'm listening to a book like when I first start it and then I it's well I mean
my shits are locked to two point whatever but when I have to show somebody a passage from a book and
have to slow it down to 1.1 speed it goes from like normal speech like this this is how I
understand it it goes to or about this speed the next chapter is about bugs that's how slow it goes
in my head I can't it's insane I can't deal with it I it's I wouldn't listen to books if I had to
do it at one if there wasn't an option to speed them up wouldn't happen but this isn't book club
this is Axl Hills Foley F Axl Hills cop Beverly Foley F um Kevin Bacon oh wait I did I put Lego
cops lol why did I put that oh because he says y'all like Lego cops because they make them get in the
yeah the little cop cars oh yeah that's funny I also put he who did he pretend to be who was he
impersonating in the very beginning before he got one of the coaches oh no in the when he's in the
apartment yeah I think it might be the acting like he's one of their bosses or something oh that was
real smart like when he saw the guys rummaging through the room the bad guys so he got so he
comes up and there's dudes rummaging the room and he immediately is like it's like come on guys we've
got to fucking hurry like the boss is mad and like he that was great he's like he's like he's like
that was great that was smart I like it yeah I put I put that was really smart um and then we're
introduced to Kevin Bacon uh by the way eats this whole movie Kevin Bacon you like him with this
yeah well he's just he's bad I was gonna say he's he's an amazing bad guy I like how they stayed to
that vibe we're like you know exactly who the bad guy is right in the beginning of the movie yeah I
immediately bad guy for sure is my my note when I saw him uh Foley funny story basic
is what I wrote oh yeah no it's a it's an act it's what you expect from the movie yeah it's like
the same thing Star Wars did with uh uh Force Awakens they just kind of rewrapped the original
movie in the you know all the new tech and all the new tech and new stories yeah so I was waiting
for the Foley theme to kick in and the first time it kicks in if I'm not mistaken is right after he
uh reunites with his daughter and is a bad dad like the first like you see him with his daughter
and he's like he's like I think it's more your fault that we didn't hang out and then you hear
that but it's a sad way but it's a soft way it's sadly in the back but I'm like did I miss something
where they didn't touch up on who the mom is or was that something I never talked about no he says
her name he says but I mean wasn't in depth there was no at the end of three the whole amusement park
movie one uh there was I think there was a love interest for him in that one and then it just
took off from there she's either dead or just moved away or something yeah they didn't really
they didn't really touch on where she is okay or his friend that works in the art gallery in the
first one no he's in this he's in no no not not the gay guys not Serj the guy that the chick that
Serj works for oh her yeah from the very first movie yeah his like his old friend yeah no she's
not in this she's not in two and three I don't maybe not no does she if she carries through to
two and three be fucked up she's not in this but if she's not in two or three then like yeah maybe
that actress died or maybe she's just the friend she seemed like just kind of like a mutual well
no they did kind of seem close yeah but she was more just used as an introduction to Serj really
more than anything true I haven't seen two or three yet so Aquil don't spoil him he hasn't seen
two or three yet no I don't that's fine in the first one yeah you've uh thank you Michael
I don't drink espresso because it's stained your teeth I uh there's a line where someone says I do
I think Foley says it but it's one of my favorites it's like oh I do some of my best work when I'm
suspended uh yeah which is just so great and then someone put titty monkeys someone said titty
monkeys titty monkeys I wrote down titty monkeys and I laughed yeah I thought at the time I would
remember what that meant but again it's been two weeks because Austin fucked this all up so again
this is like it just almost feels like we're not prepared Mike and I for this movie we were we were
last week I had notes I had actual notes left I have notes too titty monkeys lol I watched the
titty monkeys lol it's not like I watched the movie yesterday I watched it two days after you guys
watched it you watched it on your way here uh real estate chick is my favorite character who's real
estate chick oh the realtor chick yeah that's they they're going to look at the house and he's
like you know now we're not buying this house it's fucking this house sucks we were actually talked
me and my wife watched this together and she actually brought this up she says what is it with
realtors what about them well they're basically cults yeah they're all like hot chicks it's like
there's they're yeah that's how they sell they're all hot chicks it's like it's like they're all
straight out of porn cast they they have they well you know they do have one last way to get the sale
that they really really reserve if they need it and they're desperate I'm sure um do your uh
is there anything else about reality realtors like realtor porn maybe that you have thoughts on
is that a setup that's that's just an old jesus christ yeah yeah I I was I almost want to go back
and pretend that never happened I'm just trying to set up I know I'm trying to set you up for your
one of my most favorite bits that you have that would have been such the most natural we literally
like realtors man they sure know how to sell houses and we're both looking at you like tell
your fucking realtor porn joke please you son of a bitch lighthouse lounge on the first tuesday of
august because I forgot uh what day that is first tuesday of august I will tell that realtor joke and
some new ones hopefully but if you go on and like me and my wife sometimes there's nothing on we're
just chilling at night we'll throw on like there's shows like beach hunters there's different shows
where they'll go to these different houses hunt beaches no beach hunters they're looking for
beach houses or there's one you know they call it beach hunters yeah man fuck rich people but
anyway it's hilarious because every realtor looks like out of porn casting on in in those reality
shows even uh I fell in love with the realtor once we all have it's it's that happened man uh
so anyway but the reason I liked her in this is because uh not not necessarily because she's
pretty or whatever she is but she uh the way she reacted to all of them the way that she yes anded
every single thing that they said it's just like well these cabinets are sucked and she's like yeah
those are bad cabinets or whatever like uh it's so great she was just along for the ride and it was
a very funny I thought was one of the funnier parts of movies is this house scene with surge
and and fully in her how much of the movie like this uh this is a good example of me do you think
is yes sir I know this doesn't feel very improvised to me Eddie Murphy might get a few lines maybe but
it didn't feel it felt a little too tight and scripted I think they were focused more on trying
to get this convoluted plot through which is I think the reason why I didn't watch Beverly Hills
Cop in the first place for my whole life because I think I tried once and I was like oh this isn't
what I expected I wanted like a Ace Ventura with Eddie Murphy I wanted to place the cop part straight
I wanted a Eddie Murphy like amped up cop character not grounded ish realistic ish uh blood you know
violent ish movie that has funny lines and that's what has thrown me off the Beverly Hills Cop
franchise in general this one feels like they're still trying to get a convoluted plot through but
it does feel like they they they're focusing more on Eddie Murphy getting some lines in but as far as
improvising goes I didn't get that vibe too much maybe her maybe the real estate chick honestly
because the way she was just kind of following around like listening and just saying things I
think I maybe they gave her some free range she was very funny they they gave us a little little
bits of nostalgia from the original ones like him uh all gets into some big trouble in Detroit then
there's a reason he has to go to Beverly Hills then there's like the driving scene with the
with music and he's like looking around at all the stuff there's they did one thing a little
different when he when he does the the usual check-in to the Beverly Hills Hotel and he's just like
hello my name is Nigel Applebottom and you know what I'm tired uh just give me a fucking room
I like that too you had when you brought this movie up originally you were saying you hope they
came back and showed some gay people walking on the street yeah just do that again did you catch it
though did you get it a little tiny bit they didn't go go deep into it they just like yeah there's a
couple gay guys there and then moved on but they didn't make him laugh at them they did he did not
laugh he was talking about how he trained himself to not laugh like the uh he had to because he
people that was his actual real laugh I guess at a time so you get rid of your signature move
to laugh and he's like I can't I literally had to train myself to not laugh like that anymore
wouldn't it be crazy if him and Seth Rogen got together that we didn't hear the iconic
there was nothing but laughing it was just a conversation of laughs or them laughing with
their real laughs would be funny but then at the same time if Seth Rogen left and couldn't laugh
the same way anymore after they met like he tells him like this is the this is the trick to not
laughing like that anymore Roga leaves he's like ha ha ha ha just real defined real dignified laugh
um uh again teddy monkeys I still don't know what that is but I keep looking at that note
I put a note just do it already just do it already Axel I think there was a Nike commercial in the
middle of it fuck it's been so long uh it's the new Mac in me instead of a McDonald's commercial
in the middle his daughter was cool I liked her character being like you know a lawyer who doesn't
like him and I like their relationship actually it's better Gordon Levitt's relationship with him
is pretty good too yeah no they have a good they have a good back and forth if they were gonna
pass the torch to another Beverly Hills cop they could do it with a little more serious though I
think Joseph Gordon I guess yeah I liked Guzman Guzman was hilarious as this bad guy who's just
willing to just go yeah fuck it I don't like that guy either that corrupt cop I'm not sure if it's
it's Guzman I think it's him but uh I heard somewhere in a podcast he's like not really
acting anymore he just bought a dispensary on the east coast somewhere and he just runs a dispensary
now yeah why not yeah uh okay so I put I wrote last this is actually important that we're right
here in this scene but we're watching the scene where Axel's in an interrogation room with uh
Kevin Bacon and um later on Kevin Bacon comes in he sees a chair and the vent open right and he
thinks okay and then boom so that surprised me now it surprised me too because you're thinking
Foley went through the vent so you see uh the interrogation room chair open vent you're thinking
he chair on top of the table open vent you think Foley went up in the vent so does Kevin Bacon
Kevin Bacon looks Foley then pulls the chair out from under him Kevin Bacon falls face first onto
the chair and he's knocked unconscious and this is where my I have a I have a note for the movie
series the best way to take out a bad guy in a Beverly Hills cop movie in Beverly Hills specifically
I think if you're in Beverly Hills right now and you're being attacked the best way is just any sort
of physical force because we're going to see later some chick takes a vase and smashes it on a guy's
back not his head just his back and he's knocked out cold I think later someone gets uh like slips
and falls and like they're knocked out cold or whatever but the amount of gunfire that does
absolutely nothing not a single person I think dies from a gunshot this entire movie get hundreds
of bullets fly uh maybe later maybe they kill a couple bad guys but the most effective way if
you're in Beverly Hills right now you're listening to this on your jog and some guys chasing you turn
around and just pick up a pine cone just throw it out throw it at his leg and that should
incapacitate him for hours according to it's not as bad as one ranger the physics of it aren't as
bad one right where there's well the physics 10 000 shots and nothing nothing's worse than space
truckers and are they in space they're not in space until someone punches them and then they
fly off into don't compare this the special effects were actually when he crashes the
fucking semi truck into that living room beautiful beautifully done oh yeah I mean they they they do
some good effects after that's like where my favorite line in this movie is where Taggart pulls
up to rosewood and they're in the house shooting everybody's like you look like shit he's like well
they did torture me for two days oh I love this helicopter scene too because he can't Joseph
Gordon-Levitt is a helicopter pilot who just can't fly oh and who and the helicopter scene hilarious
as fuck because he's like he's like I'm gonna shoot you and then I'm gonna shoot myself because
I ain't dying in no helicopter crash and I was like thinking I just thought oh Kobe uh hmm oh well don't
bring Kobe into it I mean I think it was on everyone's mind helicopter crash I know until
right now in LA uh but who do they run into when they eventually do crash the helicopter oh I know
I wrote Gavin McShooters shooter McGavin oh shooter McGavin I wrote did anybody catch shooter
McGavin is that the I wrote about the happy Gilmore porno you're writing sorry yeah I watched that more
than the actual movie it's all in this it's like it's all in the hips all yeah he gets a whole new
meaning in the poker the BBC scene he's like yeah baby it's all in the hips yeah and then the whole
um when he fisted that alligator's mouth we can't put bestiality in our happy Gilmore porno dude
well you're not watching the same kind I am but oh yeah this is the most insane helicopter chase
of all time he's three feet off the ground having a side-by-side uh arguing with I will shoot you
and then I'm gonna shoot myself because I ain't dying in no helicopter crash does this make you
miss that there's no like buddy cop movies anymore really well we just got one right now
two weeks ago Axel F Beverly Hills cop okay one that's one but I mean I bet you there's a ton
didn't we just watch one ranger which was a buddy cop movie about a texan and a british chick but
what year was that that was 2023 last year yeah so do you is one is one per year not enough or
no I mean I need like so you're saying he wants no he wants one good one per year yeah please
okay I'll do okay if we're doing this then there's no excuse not to do rush hour what are we on four
five coming out yeah I think it's I don't know if the Shanghai uh Shanghai Shanghai night yeah
there should be a third Shanghai oh Shanghai uh Shanghai dawn Shanghai Shanghai night Shanghai
nights and Shanghai uh noon those are great yeah those are really good and the rush hours I've
always thought I would I would prefer Shanghai over a rush hour um did we get bad boys again
we got bad boys another bad bad bad boy yes that was all right but I would Shanghai over rush hour
because rush hour I feel like we got three yeah it's also been done Shanghai's got that difference
too it's because Shanghai now is it problematic now is that why there's not like a third one
no there's like some Asian jokes in it no all they have to do is be more authentic in the in
the next movie so if like maybe if the first two had problematic things because like yeah
Jackie Chan was probably I think he thought he was an Indian at first you know because he was
Asian it's like the whole like that whole thing might be problematic I need to rewatch it but
at the scene where they're like you I am me and he is you sure but at the same time I think if
they did a if they did a Shanghai dusk or Shanghai uh whatever right like whatever they want to call
it um if they did that I think if they gave more dignity to well if they maybe they do it right
after like the Chinese were starting to treat better get treated better after that whole time
I don't know I don't know how long that that lasted I don't know with comedies that it
matters as much because I mean that that's just Jackie Chan do a Jackie Chan exactly you know
they don't have to have these big stars that they're all old now they made all their money
they're they're not willing to do it anymore just new like a new one like one ranger was an attempt
and that kind of works but I feel like there's you just need two guys two different guys and
whatever cop situation and whatever shenanigans occur one guy plays it straight the other one
is straight cop and then I see I would want another now Jackie Chan's getting too old to do
the Jackie Chan stuff that we wanted but that doesn't mean that there's not someone out there
there's humor in that too though what about a crooked buddy cop movie they're both crooked cops
oh and one's like but you're running for them and one and one wants to be straight again instead of
being a crooked cop anymore just flip the whole thing how about one wants to go a step too far
like one would be the other cop that would be the the well maybe he doesn't want to go back to me
straight maybe he's okay just robbing you know shaking down criminals and robbing them taking
the drugs and flipping them on the street or whatever type stuff like that kind of shit but
when he but when the other guy steps it up to like hey we could kill these people and take everything
right you know rape someone or or rob the like whatever like and then he goes too far you know
you know the movie uh they have to be they have to be like okay these are crooked that's a great
okay end of watch is a great movie yeah they seemed to like almost felt crooked but they weren't
necessarily they were on the border my friend is in that movie he's in a deleted scene on the dvd
i would say my friend is a cop he's on the border my friend is a cop uh and he is just a little
crooked narrow cop he's not even a little bit crooked he's a good guy and he uh but he's in
that movie as a in the deleted scene a boxing scene with michael peña i'm in a deleted scene
i'm in a i'm in a take actually i'm not gonna take credit for it but i'm actually in uh piranha 3d
oh where what part when they filmed it in have a soup piranha 3d where are you in it uh there's a
part where like it's i think it's in the beginning where someone's driving a scooter down maculac and
it's like where all the the young people are meeting up and i just happened to come across it
one day that they were filming it there and i was like hanging out with like actors and like extras
and stuff like they had like a little food cart like a little whatever you call it and uh they're
like well we're shooting the scene now so you got to kind of leave this area so i'm like off standing
by other people and there was this dude with his kid and we're all just watching the movie be films
and i just i'm just this kid i'm just like hey man what's going on isn't this cool and he just
looks at me and like raises his eyebrows and looks away and i just remember just instantly just i
never knew i could harbor so much hate for a stranger like little fucking kid talks to you as
like isn't this great like isn't this cool just like fuck you kid like damn you have your own kid
with you too what's that guy i don't fucking know i was just standing next to him being an extra and
i was like this is fucking cool isn't it but you're in it like you can see yourself if you pause it
probably if you if you slowed it down a bit i mean i've paused almost every part of that movie and i
never saw it yeah he pauses he goes oh yeah there's titties in it i forgot there's titties in it
that's right i'm in the audience during the final football match of guards versus prisoner in the
adam sandler longest yard movie there's a my buddy tamas and i went and we were there for eight
hours and we sat in the audience and it was hot and we kept cheering you know for the the prisoners
to win which was such a weird backwards thought because like if i was really there as an audience
member for that football i would imagine that i'd be there for as a supporter for one of my friends
who was a guard and i would want him to win like i wouldn't be rooting for prisoners to win because
i i'm not i don't see their whole rocky under underdog story going on behind bars in the prison
for me i'm just like oh dave's playing against the prisoners oh he says it's going to be a good match
all right yeah i'll go i'll go drive out to the prison for dave's match and i go there and like
get some popcorn a hot dog be great they didn't give us popcorn and hot dogs those extras they
gave us a sack of lunch that was not great by lunchtime they gave it to us like when we got there
and it was like here's your well no they gave us like a little breakfast wasn't great then they
gave us a sack lunch and then a book that was titled how to become a paid extra because you
were not paid as we were that was all free shit we went to be in a movie.com and just found um
um an extra is that a real thing be in a movie.com if it's it might still exist but yeah be in a movie.com
is what i did it but i'm sure if you type in on google how to become an extra is there any extra
stuff coming up you can easily go find it they're always looking for people i see things like that
like sponsored posts on facebook like oh this person's making a movie and it's like come be an
extra in it yeah a hundred dollars or something i mean that'd be more than a lot a hundred dollars
more than i made but i did it uh okay so back to the movie that we're reviewing uh yeah so
then we have the big finale maybe some people do get killed by guns but i still doubt it
people dying this kevin may get shot in the fucking head shot in the head a woman gets shot in the
yeah right there yeah he just got shot in the head good job joseph gordon oh i forgot that him and
the his daughter dated yeah and then you get the best part which is them all in the car talking
yeah having like a back and forth and then axel pops up and then he's like let's hit the road
let's get a steak let's go get a porterhouse and like yeah fuck it so and i don't think that there
was a post credit i really like how they play into how old taggart is like do i take the liver pill
or the kid i can't take the liver pill with the kidney pill yeah great uh nothing nothing to add
to that mike mike got any liver relatable so sarge did he get did he get demoted at the end
taggart yeah because he called him sarge yes he instead of uh no i think that was just the
character thing that he still called him so oh instead of uh was he was he lieutenant lieutenant
or captain i don't think no captain dagger no they said captain dagger he was captain taggart
captain tag of beaverly hills police department i mean come on that's probably the hard one of the
harder ones to become captain of yeah well i don't know after that's what was 50 years maybe not but
that would have been a you know fail us it's political it's all it is is politics after i think
lieutenant i think you can get to lieutenant by just good merits but i still think it's it's
politics from sarge to lieutenant but then i think from lieutenant upwards all it is politics it has
nothing to do with like i mean your your record obviously but yeah so i mean he i don't but i
don't find him to be very political what i'm saying i don't see him playing the politics game
i see him being a lieutenant for the rest of his life or i see him being uh you know like like a
highly respected lieutenant so was he but he really was a captain that's they called him a
bullshit movie it was a bullshit move he doesn't seem to type leo's cop wasn't that realistic
that's your take on it yeah wasn't so now i'm giving it an f i liked a lot about it but fuck
that uh that he's captain taggart all right well b plus yeah no i'm giving it realistically on our
scale because here at fried rice podcast we do a scale that's a little bit different than everybody
else as we start from b because we don't really watch great movies we watch movies and uh we
go from b as our highest and we go to f and then we've added an extra level of health called a w
for waste of time not a lot of movies get w's but they have it's been done so this is not in any
jeopardy of getting that i give it a c plus i'm going b plus i'm going just solid b this is this
is what this is what you want it gave you what you wanted that's that's the whole thing with this
but everything that i wanted they had sarge they had all the callbacks all the callbacks they have
the same intro uh same kind of formula just the same formula just they and they they even updated
it for the technology and everything i would say i would say on this one that's what you know you
watch this movie you feel like you wanted to feel when you watch this movie it gives you all the
feels of like oh it's bevely ill's cop you know i'm thinking that i want streaming because this is a
made for netflix movie and starting to think that uh streaming services are understanding uh what
people want more than hollywood is anymore i i agree with you on that because they did fall out
right did you finish fall out yeah i did okay it's great right are you caught up with the boys no
no i'm one episode this week i'm four or five episodes behind whoa i there's a lot i i had a
wedding i went to yesterday i feel like i feel like it's a lot for andy has like a more i don't
know sophisticated palette so just the the sheer raunchiness of the boys is he needs a minute to
process it so he watches it a little slower he can't even he has to watch it at normal speed too
he's like jesus fuck i can't this too much you would think that but i might be the opposite i
almost think that the the goryness i don't i don't think the special effects and the boys are all
that great i think that the gore is is kind of cartoonish and i don't think it's it's has to be
it's so gory that it has to be cartoonish well i don't if it wasn't they wouldn't it wouldn't be
allowed honestly why but i don't agree i don't agree that it has to be i think i think if you're
gonna make a move if you're gonna make a show where the entire objective of the show is to shock you
with how bad these characters are then i want to see the visceral like the visceralness of it like
i don't want cartoonish gore i think there's one i don't and i don't want to go too far into this
but i think there's this like homelander you know cut someone in half with like laser vision or
whatever and the guts pouring out i was like oh my god like i feel like i could have made that with
like a with with uh flash or something i just look like ms paint look really bad and so if you're
saying that that's a choice that they're making to make it more palatable palatable for the average
audience that's one thing i think it's not i think it's bad cgi i think they just they they it's not
great but honestly there's so you like your comic book better no i don't think i don't think anyone
can judge you because i don't think the comic book is very good it's not well written like it's not
like i've tried it i don't enjoy reading it i'm a big comic book guy i trust me i'll read a spider
man or whatever like any day i download i read them all the time but the boys isn't like a good
comic it's written as a direct fuck you to uh superheroes right like that's why well that's
originally that was originally what everyone thought but now it's playing into oh this whole
time it was a satire and what's really going on oh sure which then it's like is it even satire
anymore because it's like that's it's just they it's everything that's going on but there's also
superheroes yeah sure i could see that satire and i mean and there's also he's definitely making fun
of that like justice league and shit like yeah that's genre like he's making 100 making fun of
them but uh and he's making them villains but i don't know the boys i like for a lot of reasons
but i think i'm not in love with this everybody else is because i still feel like there's a lot
of draggy slow parts i feel like the uh there there's so much filler bullshit like do i really
give a shit about starlight and huey's relationship either be together or don't but stop making entire
fucking episode arcs about whether or not it's a will they won't they when they've been together
for four seasons it's fucking idiotic and then you have the whole um i'm cool with what they're
doing with frenchie but again i don't like romance subplots i don't like them at all in anything but
especially not the boys who no one wants to watch a romance and the boys unless it's the romance
between homelander and some milk am i right it's you want that you want that weird shit you don't
want you don't want normal fucking relationships you want weird shit and and i do understand what
you're saying but i think once again we're kind of mixed so i'm watching with my wife so it needs
things for everybody in order to get ratings and a lot of what they do are choices made to keep my
wife watching as well as me not your wife watches the show with you absolutely and she likes it yeah
she's like all right the the the relationship arc is over i'm gonna go read a book in the other room
now she doesn't do that but what happened babe oh uh titty milk and titty milk yeah cool okay great
these are hilarious to watch with her that the titty milk scenes are very funny to watch with
her because she's just like shaking her head like what the fuck i love milk yeah so like i get it
but i don't think i've ever dipped my finger and sucked on it like it was a titty uh but anyway
that's besides the point i think the boys is great i highly recommend it of course go watch it it's
one of the best shows out there right now but it focuses a lot it relies heavily on cgi sometimes
but at the same time not enough because how much of it is it just superheroes standing and talking
to each other boring holy shit is it boring sometimes it is a boring show at times i
i'm not wrong it's like it's it's it should be if they're gonna like the way that they've started
doing these like the last couple seasons i'm thinking like just making a half hour show we
don't need a full hour we don't need you know like if you just cut out some of the bullshit just give
us like what made the superheroes andy it is a half hour for you yeah i want it to be 15 minutes
thank you i am i maybe i am uh breaking my brain like you said earlier by just needing things to be
faster and faster and faster uh but yeah i mean like i just don't i think i think that's the way
gen z's probably folk like doing too i think it's happening in the world i think here's the thing i
just heard something recently and i don't know if it was in a book or not but um i think it was it
was in the curious incident of the dog in the night time the the guy said he was just talking about
just basic facts he's an autistic teenager and he's just like he's like well yeah i mean we're we
came from dust the iron in our blood is made from dust that's of stars that exploded billions of
years ago we're all made up of just this space matter and we ran you know like here we are humans
we're going to evolve and either a million years from now we're going to be gone wiped out we're
either going to wipe ourselves out or we're going to evolve into something new like we've already
evolved into something new if you look at caveman versus us if you look at peasant folks versus
us we're taller we're stronger and we're smarter right how is this maybe not the next step of
evolution where we need things faster like i think maybe it's part of this whole internet age i think
now you look at gen z gen alpha gen bravo they're going to be downloading information into their
brains that's maybe the new evolution faster everyone just wants things shorter tick tock
shorter and fast one minute one minute max and then scroll to the next one way more information
in your brain more information because think about it if you spend i don't think so i've seen some of
these fucking tick tockers now but no no here no info no not a lot of information there hear me out
no no if you sat on a youtube uh shorts algorithm or a facebook shorts or a tick tock algorithm for
an hour and you spent one minute per each video you sat there the whole minute and you watched 60
videos one minute of content per and then you sat and watched one episode of the boys for that same
60 minutes the person who watched those 60 tick tock videos is way better off now than the person
who watched one episode of the boys because they probably got two or three recipe ideas they probably
got some relationship advice they probably got some like cool way to make a pool trick shot while
playing billiards like they my my algorithm well but like my algorithm my algorithm i have uh just
yesterday i was on i was on tick now on tick tock yesterday and it was literally four different five
different in in maybe 10 minutes i saw four or five different tool tips for working with tools
four or five different uh how to build a dex four or five different how to build uh a sauna room
uh there was just all this different stuff here's a here's a trick and literally mike's got a stuck
nail in front of him probably it's like yeah like those are 10 or 15 second videos and i got in 10
or 15 minutes i got like 60 videos on how to do and they're all stuck in my brain now not every one
exact but it's all knowledge i have that i did not have before yeah so what we're saying is tick tock
is a better investment of time than a movie or tv show it kind of is for knowledge not this podcast
because we learn a lot here at fred raise yeah i mean look you're better off going on tick tock
to listen to this we decided an hour ago to do a review on beaverly hills cop axel folio we've
spent about 20 minutes of this hour talking about where beaverly hills cop axel folio uh this isn't
the pride rest podcast guys this is a rice ball so let's wrap this up we gave it a great thanks
for joining us everybody we'll catch you next time on rice ball uh i've uh with me as always is uh
austin oh it's beaverly hills cop austin f for aro i thought it'd be okay and then uh with us
as always is michael we're the same age lol larsen have a good week and i'm your host andy rice
dun dun dun dun dun good night