1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:29,920 Welcome everybody to a very special Austin requested rice ball special. 2 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:36,080 It's I'm your host Andy Rice. Let's get fried with me as always. It's Austin you 3 00:00:36,080 --> 00:00:40,720 were supposed to check in over three hours ago. Where are you? Man down! Farrell! 4 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:46,240 Check me out on Silk Road. It's Michael. Turn in your badge and gun. You're 5 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:51,840 retired. Larson. Hey everybody. And I'm your host Andy Rice. I said that already. 6 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:56,600 Let's get fried. This week we're special little... Oh shit what's happening here? 7 00:00:56,600 --> 00:01:02,080 Who's being really loud? I was. Oh that was I was yelling I guess. Maybe I'll 8 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:06,680 turn myself down just a bit. And you didn't even go and welcome. I know I did. 9 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:12,040 You're welcome everybody. All right well we're getting into where you are 10 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:17,240 discussing the brand new part four of the Beverly Hills Cop franchise. Beverly 11 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:23,480 Hills Cop colon semicolon Axle F. Beverly Hills Cop 4. Beverly Hills Cop 4. I 12 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:26,720 know we were gonna release it on July 3rd but I dropped the ball on that one. 13 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:30,160 Yeah yeah you did make all of us watch it on a week that we had a lot of other 14 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:37,240 things to watch and then didn't watch it. Yeah that happened. Yeah okay no shame 15 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:43,000 at all. All right. Sorry glitch. Well let's get into it. Um all right so it's 16 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:48,280 been a minute since I've seen. Oh I did put. Oh and by the way this is just a 17 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:51,080 shout out to someone who did watch the movie and couldn't be here together and 18 00:01:51,080 --> 00:02:01,160 it's Brennan. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. Shipley. Nice. Anyway 19 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:05,760 the first thing it opens up with hockey and the first thing I wrote was hockey. 20 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:10,320 There you go Brennan. There's your hockey movie. I like the opening being less 21 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:15,140 depressing than the first one. How'd the first one open again? It's just like. Oh he 22 00:02:15,140 --> 00:02:19,320 does the drug bust. Poor people walking around like the intro intro with all the 23 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:23,560 credits and everything. This is a more Detroit which it's cool. Detroit's got 24 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:28,120 better. Hands down to see yeah Detroit got better. Somehow even though. Why you 25 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:32,040 go to Redwoods. Everything I've heard about Michigan in general it's like not great 26 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:36,960 over there right now. Like you could buy dirt cheap mansions I've heard for like 27 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:42,120 for nothing just because no one wants to live there. It is where you can go buy 28 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:47,240 houses for a thousand dollars. You can buy houses in Detroit. Decent houses I 29 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:51,100 mean they need rehab but they're they're not teardowns. There was a thousand 30 00:02:51,100 --> 00:02:56,200 dollars. There was a fake tourist video of like advertising Detroit and it's just 31 00:02:56,200 --> 00:03:06,080 see a river that catches on fire. Buy a house for the price of a VCR. Yeah. I mean 32 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:13,080 I wouldn't move there. And obviously Axel wants to be in Beverly Hills. I went to 33 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:16,640 Detroit when I had my old job I had to drive through and I was like you know 34 00:03:16,640 --> 00:03:20,280 I'm gonna drive by 8 Mile Road you know where Eminem used to live. Yeah. Big 35 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:25,800 mistake. The only thing that protected me was that the job I was working 36 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:30,980 required me to drive this big white van and it's like kind of beat up and I'm 37 00:03:30,980 --> 00:03:34,880 just this white dude in a white van. They're like anyone that's like either 38 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:38,040 that's the police or that's the guy the police are looking for. That's a new 39 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:43,120 dommer. Looking for victims in poor ass fucking Detroit. That's the way to do it. 40 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:47,920 Just be a white guy in a white van. That's scary anybody. If I saw a white guy in a 41 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:52,320 white van I wouldn't. That's not the first target of opportunity I look at. 42 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:55,480 You know like I don't go I'm gonna rob that guy. Nope. I don't want to end up 43 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:58,840 somewhere. When I'm separated from the van I was vulnerable because then I was 44 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:03,400 just a guy in a gray polo. Yeah but did you have that beard? I did not have the 45 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:07,400 beard. I had sort of most of the time I did not have a beard. Because that beard 46 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:15,400 does give off like you've got needles on you vibe. I have a Pokemon leveled up again. 47 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:23,040 Isn't that muted? Of course yes he does obviously not. Sorry nobody knows how to drive in your 48 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:27,960 town it made me late. I had to run. Okay but I mean but you didn't go into the app of your 49 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:33,000 Pokemon Go app or whatever and mute the level of Pokemon sound? That's a special 50 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:40,240 ringtone I downloaded just for that app. I like that noise. So it's not an actual Pokemon leveling up? No. You're not 51 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:44,680 actually playing Pokemon Go? I'm playing Pokemon Go. That's my Pokemon Go note of 52 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:49,920 what are we doing? What are we doing here? Alright so I forgot why I wrote so much 53 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:54,760 destruction but I'm sure the opening was very... Oh that's the chase through the 54 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:59,320 chase scene. That's why you wrote it. Find the guy in the Red Wings game. The 55 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:04,080 Detroit Red Wings game they go to that is all a ruse to chase after the bad guy 56 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:08,120 who they've been after. You know and then they just go through and destroy the 57 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:18,480 entire city. He gets in a snow plow. Oh that's right because he only brought that cop 58 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:26,160 friend to the game as a ruse or whatever. Yeah so he could blame him. This is how 59 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:33,200 we're doing this from now on because I can't talk about a movie. You're on like 5x speed you can go the speed as it goes through. 60 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:40,400 Yeah we're gonna just... You see that porta potty crash so fast. Okay so we get the yeah there we go. Detroit's doing better. 61 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:47,920 Everyone's fine. The heat is on. The heat is on. Alright there we go. Hockey. Here's his 62 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:55,240 friend. Kind of friend. He's just using them and then who's the bad guys? This is 63 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:58,920 reminding me of shit. That guy goes is down in the hallway when they go down there and then 64 00:05:58,920 --> 00:06:03,840 they're like robbing the locker room. Oh who's robbing the locker room? The bad guys are 65 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:08,880 robbing the locker room. This whole time I'm thinking are you sure you watched this? I did but why do I not 66 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:14,160 remember people robbing the locker room? Yeah okay I got you. Oh my god what are we 67 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:18,360 doing? We're just watching this movie now. You must have got the memo N-word you know. 68 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:25,080 Oh that's right okay so they rob this. Jesus Christ we should have watched. Right 69 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:28,960 here is where I'm like okay all the quirkiness from the first three movies are still here. 70 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:34,160 Oh yeah. Yeah there's been there were some funny some funny lines like though we're the same age 71 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:39,240 line killed when he like it's like we're the same age when he points at his buddy it's like oh god 72 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:44,720 black don't crack. Yeah you just look at these yeah and yeah this is what I'm talking about. Look 73 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:51,800 at okay there's a lot of blood. He's driving a snow plow down Detroit just the middle of downtown 74 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:57,240 Detroit right? He's fucking up so many cop cars and shit right now. This is again I'm gonna bring 75 00:06:57,240 --> 00:07:03,360 up the problem I have with with with Axel Full. Actually you know what I just watched a entire 76 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:13,080 news pro a news thing where it was like do we need do high-speed pursuits justify the destruction 77 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:19,760 they actually cause in real life? So like here's the thing a lot of the times someone will get no 78 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:24,080 tail light and maybe they're wanted for something else or maybe they think that they're in trouble 79 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:30,000 for something more maybe they have drugs in the car whatever so they start to run. Now what is 80 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:36,440 just a literally just a traffic violation we have a high-speed pursuit that can go hundreds of miles 81 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:41,240 you know hundred miles down or hundred mile an hour down the highway crash ending and usually 82 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:48,400 crashes and violence is it worth it? No absolutely not. No they're fun to watch they're totally worth 83 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:55,420 it. Well for every time I see one on like YouTube Cartridge LA I'm like boom forget drop my plans I'm 84 00:07:55,420 --> 00:08:01,400 gonna watch this violence. And to bring it way down here's how you wouldn't feel that way. Oh no I'll go 85 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:08,440 I'll get on my roof and watch it from my roof. Yeah but still to bring it way down my wife's 86 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:15,640 brother's best friend like lifelong best friend died at 18 from not involved he's sitting at a 87 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:22,600 stoplight car chase police car chase yeah that police car nailed him killed him. The police car 88 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:27,160 hit him. Yeah he got me his mom got a lot of money but whatever you know she didn't it wasn't worth 89 00:08:27,160 --> 00:08:32,200 losing her kid. I mean that sounds like it's the police fault I mean they're trying to do this. Well no it was they got it that's why she got a 90 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:36,680 lot of money but that's the whole point is it's totally unnecessary risk they're chasing a guy for 91 00:08:36,680 --> 00:08:40,920 robbing a convenience store or something. You want to know the worst part? They're chasing someone 92 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:45,800 whose license plate they have. Yeah. They know where he lives they know where these people live. 93 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:51,000 Literally I know that in the moment you want to catch them with the drugs in their car like that's 94 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:56,720 the big thing but the moment they take off in a high-speed chase sometimes it's safer to let 95 00:08:56,720 --> 00:09:02,000 them go and just catch up with them later and be like hey you evaded the police and plus you can't 96 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:08,760 even evade anymore a helicopter just watches where you go. It depends if you're baby driver. Well okay in the real world. 97 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:14,040 No but I mean sometimes you can have a like a car that's fast enough to outrun the police if you're 98 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:20,760 in certain situations you can outrun a helicopter. I've seen I saw one just recently where a guy was 99 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:26,280 going so fast that the helicopter could not keep up the camera could not keep up with him he ended 100 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:32,680 up ditching the cops so you really can be in Tokyo. I think in Japan if Tokyo Drift taught us anything 101 00:09:32,680 --> 00:09:38,680 it's that and I do think that's a real law but if you have a supercar and you're going you know 102 00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:45,000 100 plus miles down the road or 120 whatever the cops don't even bother and I think they know that 103 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:52,440 it's not worth the risk of doing these high-speed chases. So anyway Foley you fucking dick just uh 104 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:59,720 like yeah they robbed a few athletes who make millions of dollars a year they took their rings 105 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:05,240 um okay my bet have the company that makes the rings make more rings like that doesn't you know 106 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:08,760 what I'm talking about? Just go get them where they get a pawn them what are they gonna do? Yeah 107 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:13,720 you know their championship rings. Yeah if you're gonna get a Super Bowl ring or a Stanley Cup ring 108 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:19,880 or whatever the fuck like have it be chipped you can spend what ten thousand dollars I'm sure easy 109 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:25,480 on each ring 20 30 40 thousand dollars right these are these are probably expensive fucking rings 110 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:31,320 with real jewels and shit chip them we could chip a dog you can't chip a ring. He gets off for this 111 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:36,920 uh except for one thing where he crashes into the porta potties later on during the chase okay and 112 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:42,200 that's really or imagine just taking a shit and just getting shit rocked by a snowplow. I mean 113 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:50,520 I'm more worried about these just uh I think he hit a car and pushed into traffic that caused them 114 00:10:50,520 --> 00:10:58,040 to crash and and what's silly is what there there uh wasn't anyone in the car like it's it's it was 115 00:10:58,040 --> 00:11:04,840 just in the road yeah and it was abandoned that's kind of stupid so wait did they catch the 116 00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:10,360 so they catch the dudes okay they catch them all yeah it's it's actual foley of course they 117 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:14,440 catch them all so then he gets in trouble because it's actual foley you see the old chief on the 118 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:22,120 wall up there oh did he die that actor he he died I didn't know that at some point within the 119 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:29,400 fucking 30 years 30 years ago when the first sets of movies came out 20 years 20 something years 120 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:35,160 oh right here yeah I see him now yeah audience yeah yeah we get a lot of comments you're not 121 00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:43,240 pointing at the camera anymore oh no one's ever no one's ever commented uh actually we have had a 122 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:48,600 few comments lately people saying hey nice video or hey this video needs a lot of work we're bad 123 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:54,680 you guys are bad you guys are bad at this we are we're very bad at it uh I forgot who this chick is 124 00:11:54,680 --> 00:12:01,640 oh that's his daughter daughter it's been so long since I've seen this oh we can have so much stuff 125 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:06,760 I've matrix downloaded into my brain uh scene where the the daughter goes to the prison to talk 126 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:11,320 to this random guy it makes you think that she's the villain somehow yeah a little bit because 127 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:18,360 she's defending a bad guy especially since she goes by another name okay so then they try to kill 128 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:25,320 her okay this is what confused me did I put did they try to scare and fail no or this was a scare 129 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:30,680 tactic okay yeah because I was like this yeah this is uh this was creepy these masks are pretty 130 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:35,560 because later on he says and there won't be a rope attached this tower up yeah this is a scary mask 131 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:39,800 look at that yeah yeah no it's it was a scary scene I thought they were trying to kill him when 132 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:46,600 they when it came on and then later though they said yeah yeah creepy uh so they try to kill her 133 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:51,880 they push her car off a fucking parking garage with the tow hitch attached to it and it dangles 134 00:12:51,880 --> 00:13:00,360 off very frightening uh then daddy gets involved we've now got axel f is on the scene I forgot 135 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:08,120 that okay I didn't know that we saw um rose what's his name rosewood yeah rosewood yeah I didn't 136 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:13,800 know that we saw rosewood this early on in the movie yeah I forgot this scene because then he 137 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:18,440 disappears for the whole movie until he's not in this until the end yeah so I thought they saved 138 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:22,040 it until the end but no it's he's right up here in the front I forgot all about that um 139 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:27,960 though we're the same age it kind of revolves around him he's found these people and he's off 140 00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:33,960 like it then he gets kidnapped by him but so he's missing for a third half the movie and 141 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:42,040 god damn does taggart get old as shit taggart's old old like damn stole meter made vehicle 142 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:48,440 which one's taggart he's the oh god is he the bald one yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah see this is is 143 00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:55,880 this worth whatever he's doing he just almost killed a dog in a stroller this is insane there's 144 00:13:55,880 --> 00:14:01,640 no way people get out of the way quick enough I when you're walking down the street do people 145 00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:05,880 get out of the way if you like people bump into each other constantly it's because we don't know 146 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:11,960 our own surroundings you I'm gonna go back just a second was any of these people on their phones 147 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:16,040 when he was going down the stairs and this will tell you how realistic this is okay no one on their 148 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:23,160 phone not realistic let's see okay on his phone yeah off to the side yeah not on his phone not on 149 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:29,800 their phone not on their phone not on their phone nope nope oh phone wow she's filming so I'm looking 150 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:36,680 at 50 down here filming though she's just filming it I'm looking at 50 people and three cell phones 151 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:43,400 there's a guy yeah no this is so unrealistic if you want a realistic scene what you do is you put 152 00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:48,200 a bunch of people just staring at their phones mindlessly walking around and then this little 153 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:52,760 car comes around it hits every single one of them and we get the next season of twisted metal 154 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:59,240 give us the next season of twisted metal already yep that that woman might have drowned she doesn't 155 00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:05,000 know all right we can't do a live react to the movie um yeah I was waiting for you to to realize 156 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:09,720 that close the screen and then realize it's not recording anymore because that's just our luck oh 157 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:14,520 yeah you're right I forgot uh Joseph Gordon-Levitt was in this god I forgot this was a pretty 158 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:20,440 forgettable movie guys I'm not gonna lie I didn't remember the plot very well I remember there 159 00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:24,920 being a few good jokes and having the same vibe as the first movie but the first like I think this 160 00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:31,240 is what happens when you watch it 3x speed though because it's I mean I watched it the same time as 161 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:36,520 you you're being facetious I don't watch things at 3x speed Michael I watch things that I watch 162 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:44,840 movies at 1.5 okay and I listen to audiobooks at 2.2 it's not three anything but and depends on the 163 00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:51,160 audiobooks I had to turn down Bram Stoker's Dracula to 1.8 because that old-timey language 164 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:57,000 is very difficult to understand when you're trying to listen to it quickly but um but 1.5 165 00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:04,600 for movies and 1.6 or 7 for Masterchef or reality shows so do you watch just as a side do you watch 166 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:11,000 musicals at 1.5 no because that's songs I don't listen to songs at 1.5 either now that was 167 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:18,200 because that would get weird that's why that was a good song no that would be insane no I uh 168 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:21,640 no I listen to music for the music they it's done in a certain way 169 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:28,280 yeah I'm gonna start listening to music faster and faster aren't I now yeah no I do because when you 170 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:34,280 you hear it in movies and music or in movies and shows you hear the music we all went done done 171 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:43,960 done and you went done done did I yes you're gonna ruin your speech your whole life speed is off the 172 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:49,240 wrong speed I mean it does get aggravating when you talk to someone uh at like regular speed 173 00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:53,960 because honestly when I'm listening to a book like when I first start it and then I it's well I mean 174 00:16:53,960 --> 00:17:00,680 my shits are locked to two point whatever but when I have to show somebody a passage from a book and 175 00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:05,240 have to slow it down to 1.1 speed it goes from like normal speech like this this is how I 176 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:17,480 understand it it goes to or about this speed the next chapter is about bugs that's how slow it goes 177 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:23,160 in my head I can't it's insane I can't deal with it I it's I wouldn't listen to books if I had to 178 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:27,400 do it at one if there wasn't an option to speed them up wouldn't happen but this isn't book club 179 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:39,560 this is Axl Hills Foley F Axl Hills cop Beverly Foley F um Kevin Bacon oh wait I did I put Lego 180 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:45,320 cops lol why did I put that oh because he says y'all like Lego cops because they make them get in the 181 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:53,000 yeah the little cop cars oh yeah that's funny I also put he who did he pretend to be who was he 182 00:17:53,000 --> 00:18:00,120 impersonating in the very beginning before he got one of the coaches oh no in the when he's in the 183 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:06,520 apartment yeah I think it might be the acting like he's one of their bosses or something oh that was 184 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:11,800 real smart like when he saw the guys rummaging through the room the bad guys so he got so he 185 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:16,360 comes up and there's dudes rummaging the room and he immediately is like it's like come on guys we've 186 00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:21,640 got to fucking hurry like the boss is mad and like he that was great he's like he's like he's like 187 00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:28,040 that was great that was smart I like it yeah I put I put that was really smart um and then we're 188 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:34,600 introduced to Kevin Bacon uh by the way eats this whole movie Kevin Bacon you like him with this 189 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:39,800 yeah well he's just he's bad I was gonna say he's he's an amazing bad guy I like how they stayed to 190 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:44,520 that vibe we're like you know exactly who the bad guy is right in the beginning of the movie yeah I 191 00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:50,840 immediately bad guy for sure is my my note when I saw him uh Foley funny story basic 192 00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:56,840 is what I wrote oh yeah no it's a it's an act it's what you expect from the movie yeah it's like 193 00:18:56,840 --> 00:19:03,880 the same thing Star Wars did with uh uh Force Awakens they just kind of rewrapped the original 194 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:10,520 movie in the you know all the new tech and all the new tech and new stories yeah so I was waiting 195 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:17,400 for the Foley theme to kick in and the first time it kicks in if I'm not mistaken is right after he 196 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:23,960 uh reunites with his daughter and is a bad dad like the first like you see him with his daughter 197 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:27,800 and he's like he's like I think it's more your fault that we didn't hang out and then you hear 198 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:34,440 that but it's a sad way but it's a soft way it's sadly in the back but I'm like did I miss something 199 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:39,960 where they didn't touch up on who the mom is or was that something I never talked about no he says 200 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:45,560 her name he says but I mean wasn't in depth there was no at the end of three the whole amusement park 201 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:50,440 movie one uh there was I think there was a love interest for him in that one and then it just 202 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:53,880 took off from there she's either dead or just moved away or something yeah they didn't really 203 00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:59,480 they didn't really touch on where she is okay or his friend that works in the art gallery in the 204 00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:06,360 first one no he's in this he's in no no not not the gay guys not Serj the guy that the chick that 205 00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:12,120 Serj works for oh her yeah from the very first movie yeah his like his old friend yeah no she's 206 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:17,880 not in this she's not in two and three I don't maybe not no does she if she carries through to 207 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:21,800 two and three be fucked up she's not in this but if she's not in two or three then like yeah maybe 208 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:27,000 that actress died or maybe she's just the friend she seemed like just kind of like a mutual well 209 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:31,880 no they did kind of seem close yeah but she was more just used as an introduction to Serj really 210 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:39,800 more than anything true I haven't seen two or three yet so Aquil don't spoil him he hasn't seen 211 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:45,960 two or three yet no I don't that's fine in the first one yeah you've uh thank you Michael 212 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:51,800 I don't drink espresso because it's stained your teeth I uh there's a line where someone says I do 213 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:55,960 I think Foley says it but it's one of my favorites it's like oh I do some of my best work when I'm 214 00:20:55,960 --> 00:21:02,280 suspended uh yeah which is just so great and then someone put titty monkeys someone said titty 215 00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:08,440 monkeys titty monkeys I wrote down titty monkeys and I laughed yeah I thought at the time I would 216 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:12,920 remember what that meant but again it's been two weeks because Austin fucked this all up so again 217 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:17,560 this is like it just almost feels like we're not prepared Mike and I for this movie we were we were 218 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:23,240 last week I had notes I had actual notes left I have notes too titty monkeys lol I watched the 219 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:27,640 titty monkeys lol it's not like I watched the movie yesterday I watched it two days after you guys 220 00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:34,280 watched it you watched it on your way here uh real estate chick is my favorite character who's real 221 00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:39,960 estate chick oh the realtor chick yeah that's they they're going to look at the house and he's 222 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:44,120 like you know now we're not buying this house it's fucking this house sucks we were actually talked 223 00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:47,720 me and my wife watched this together and she actually brought this up she says what is it with 224 00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:53,880 realtors what about them well they're basically cults yeah they're all like hot chicks it's like 225 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:58,280 there's they're yeah that's how they sell they're all hot chicks it's like it's like they're all 226 00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:04,360 straight out of porn cast they they have they well you know they do have one last way to get the sale 227 00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:11,800 that they really really reserve if they need it and they're desperate I'm sure um do your uh 228 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:19,400 is there anything else about reality realtors like realtor porn maybe that you have thoughts on 229 00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:27,560 is that a setup that's that's just an old jesus christ yeah yeah I I was I almost want to go back 230 00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:33,080 and pretend that never happened I'm just trying to set up I know I'm trying to set you up for your 231 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:37,480 one of my most favorite bits that you have that would have been such the most natural we literally 232 00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:43,000 like realtors man they sure know how to sell houses and we're both looking at you like tell 233 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:49,240 your fucking realtor porn joke please you son of a bitch lighthouse lounge on the first tuesday of 234 00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:56,360 august because I forgot uh what day that is first tuesday of august I will tell that realtor joke and 235 00:22:56,360 --> 00:23:00,360 some new ones hopefully but if you go on and like me and my wife sometimes there's nothing on we're 236 00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:05,400 just chilling at night we'll throw on like there's shows like beach hunters there's different shows 237 00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:09,640 where they'll go to these different houses hunt beaches no beach hunters they're looking for 238 00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:14,600 beach houses or there's one you know they call it beach hunters yeah man fuck rich people but 239 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:20,840 anyway it's hilarious because every realtor looks like out of porn casting on in in those reality 240 00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:30,840 shows even uh I fell in love with the realtor once we all have it's it's that happened man uh 241 00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:36,840 so anyway but the reason I liked her in this is because uh not not necessarily because she's 242 00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:44,200 pretty or whatever she is but she uh the way she reacted to all of them the way that she yes anded 243 00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:48,440 every single thing that they said it's just like well these cabinets are sucked and she's like yeah 244 00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:53,560 those are bad cabinets or whatever like uh it's so great she was just along for the ride and it was 245 00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:57,960 a very funny I thought was one of the funnier parts of movies is this house scene with surge 246 00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:04,680 and and fully in her how much of the movie like this uh this is a good example of me do you think 247 00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:13,000 is yes sir I know this doesn't feel very improvised to me Eddie Murphy might get a few lines maybe but 248 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:18,840 it didn't feel it felt a little too tight and scripted I think they were focused more on trying 249 00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:24,360 to get this convoluted plot through which is I think the reason why I didn't watch Beverly Hills 250 00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:29,080 Cop in the first place for my whole life because I think I tried once and I was like oh this isn't 251 00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:35,640 what I expected I wanted like a Ace Ventura with Eddie Murphy I wanted to place the cop part straight 252 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:49,000 I wanted a Eddie Murphy like amped up cop character not grounded ish realistic ish uh blood you know 253 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:55,560 violent ish movie that has funny lines and that's what has thrown me off the Beverly Hills Cop 254 00:24:55,560 --> 00:25:02,040 franchise in general this one feels like they're still trying to get a convoluted plot through but 255 00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:06,760 it does feel like they they they're focusing more on Eddie Murphy getting some lines in but as far as 256 00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:11,400 improvising goes I didn't get that vibe too much maybe her maybe the real estate chick honestly 257 00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:15,160 because the way she was just kind of following around like listening and just saying things I 258 00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:19,480 think I maybe they gave her some free range she was very funny they they gave us a little little 259 00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:25,400 bits of nostalgia from the original ones like him uh all gets into some big trouble in Detroit then 260 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:29,720 there's a reason he has to go to Beverly Hills then there's like the driving scene with the 261 00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:34,520 with music and he's like looking around at all the stuff there's they did one thing a little 262 00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:39,960 different when he when he does the the usual check-in to the Beverly Hills Hotel and he's just like 263 00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:45,960 hello my name is Nigel Applebottom and you know what I'm tired uh just give me a fucking room 264 00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:50,840 I like that too you had when you brought this movie up originally you were saying you hope they 265 00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:55,480 came back and showed some gay people walking on the street yeah just do that again did you catch it 266 00:25:55,480 --> 00:26:01,000 though did you get it a little tiny bit they didn't go go deep into it they just like yeah there's a 267 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:06,120 couple gay guys there and then moved on but they didn't make him laugh at them they did he did not 268 00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:12,840 laugh he was talking about how he trained himself to not laugh like the uh he had to because he 269 00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:17,320 people that was his actual real laugh I guess at a time so you get rid of your signature move 270 00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:21,640 to laugh and he's like I can't I literally had to train myself to not laugh like that anymore 271 00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:25,640 wouldn't it be crazy if him and Seth Rogen got together that we didn't hear the iconic 272 00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:30,920 there was nothing but laughing it was just a conversation of laughs or them laughing with 273 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:35,480 their real laughs would be funny but then at the same time if Seth Rogen left and couldn't laugh 274 00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:40,680 the same way anymore after they met like he tells him like this is the this is the trick to not 275 00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:47,400 laughing like that anymore Roga leaves he's like ha ha ha ha just real defined real dignified laugh 276 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:52,840 um uh again teddy monkeys I still don't know what that is but I keep looking at that note 277 00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:59,640 I put a note just do it already just do it already Axel I think there was a Nike commercial in the 278 00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:05,880 middle of it fuck it's been so long uh it's the new Mac in me instead of a McDonald's commercial 279 00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:13,080 in the middle his daughter was cool I liked her character being like you know a lawyer who doesn't 280 00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:18,680 like him and I like their relationship actually it's better Gordon Levitt's relationship with him 281 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:22,760 is pretty good too yeah no they have a good they have a good back and forth if they were gonna 282 00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:29,800 pass the torch to another Beverly Hills cop they could do it with a little more serious though I 283 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:37,560 think Joseph Gordon I guess yeah I liked Guzman Guzman was hilarious as this bad guy who's just 284 00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:42,840 willing to just go yeah fuck it I don't like that guy either that corrupt cop I'm not sure if it's 285 00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:47,640 it's Guzman I think it's him but uh I heard somewhere in a podcast he's like not really 286 00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:51,960 acting anymore he just bought a dispensary on the east coast somewhere and he just runs a dispensary 287 00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:59,400 now yeah why not yeah uh okay so I put I wrote last this is actually important that we're right 288 00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:04,520 here in this scene but we're watching the scene where Axel's in an interrogation room with uh 289 00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:14,600 Kevin Bacon and um later on Kevin Bacon comes in he sees a chair and the vent open right and he 290 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:20,760 thinks okay and then boom so that surprised me now it surprised me too because you're thinking 291 00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:27,000 Foley went through the vent so you see uh the interrogation room chair open vent you're thinking 292 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:31,800 he chair on top of the table open vent you think Foley went up in the vent so does Kevin Bacon 293 00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:37,640 Kevin Bacon looks Foley then pulls the chair out from under him Kevin Bacon falls face first onto 294 00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:43,080 the chair and he's knocked unconscious and this is where my I have a I have a note for the movie 295 00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:50,120 series the best way to take out a bad guy in a Beverly Hills cop movie in Beverly Hills specifically 296 00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:55,720 I think if you're in Beverly Hills right now and you're being attacked the best way is just any sort 297 00:28:55,720 --> 00:29:01,240 of physical force because we're going to see later some chick takes a vase and smashes it on a guy's 298 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:07,400 back not his head just his back and he's knocked out cold I think later someone gets uh like slips 299 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:12,600 and falls and like they're knocked out cold or whatever but the amount of gunfire that does 300 00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:19,240 absolutely nothing not a single person I think dies from a gunshot this entire movie get hundreds 301 00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:25,000 of bullets fly uh maybe later maybe they kill a couple bad guys but the most effective way if 302 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:30,120 you're in Beverly Hills right now you're listening to this on your jog and some guys chasing you turn 303 00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:36,040 around and just pick up a pine cone just throw it out throw it at his leg and that should 304 00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:44,040 incapacitate him for hours according to it's not as bad as one ranger the physics of it aren't as 305 00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:49,720 bad one right where there's well the physics 10 000 shots and nothing nothing's worse than space 306 00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:55,800 truckers and are they in space they're not in space until someone punches them and then they 307 00:29:55,800 --> 00:30:00,040 fly off into don't compare this the special effects were actually when he crashes the 308 00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:07,000 fucking semi truck into that living room beautiful beautifully done oh yeah I mean they they they do 309 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:11,240 some good effects after that's like where my favorite line in this movie is where Taggart pulls 310 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:15,560 up to rosewood and they're in the house shooting everybody's like you look like shit he's like well 311 00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:22,040 they did torture me for two days oh I love this helicopter scene too because he can't Joseph 312 00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:28,040 Gordon-Levitt is a helicopter pilot who just can't fly oh and who and the helicopter scene hilarious 313 00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:31,960 as fuck because he's like he's like I'm gonna shoot you and then I'm gonna shoot myself because 314 00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:38,280 I ain't dying in no helicopter crash and I was like thinking I just thought oh Kobe uh hmm oh well don't 315 00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:42,680 bring Kobe into it I mean I think it was on everyone's mind helicopter crash I know until 316 00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:48,440 right now in LA uh but who do they run into when they eventually do crash the helicopter oh I know 317 00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:54,760 I wrote Gavin McShooters shooter McGavin oh shooter McGavin I wrote did anybody catch shooter 318 00:30:54,760 --> 00:31:00,040 McGavin is that the I wrote about the happy Gilmore porno you're writing sorry yeah I watched that more 319 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:06,280 than the actual movie it's all in this it's like it's all in the hips all yeah he gets a whole new 320 00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:12,120 meaning in the poker the BBC scene he's like yeah baby it's all in the hips yeah and then the whole 321 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:18,200 um when he fisted that alligator's mouth we can't put bestiality in our happy Gilmore porno dude 322 00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:23,800 well you're not watching the same kind I am but oh yeah this is the most insane helicopter chase 323 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:31,960 of all time he's three feet off the ground having a side-by-side uh arguing with I will shoot you 324 00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:36,040 and then I'm gonna shoot myself because I ain't dying in no helicopter crash does this make you 325 00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:40,200 miss that there's no like buddy cop movies anymore really well we just got one right now 326 00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:45,480 two weeks ago Axel F Beverly Hills cop okay one that's one but I mean I bet you there's a ton 327 00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:50,840 didn't we just watch one ranger which was a buddy cop movie about a texan and a british chick but 328 00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:56,760 what year was that that was 2023 last year yeah so do you is one is one per year not enough or 329 00:31:56,760 --> 00:32:02,600 no I mean I need like so you're saying he wants no he wants one good one per year yeah please 330 00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:08,840 okay I'll do okay if we're doing this then there's no excuse not to do rush hour what are we on four 331 00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:16,360 five coming out yeah I think it's I don't know if the Shanghai uh Shanghai Shanghai night yeah 332 00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:24,600 there should be a third Shanghai oh Shanghai uh Shanghai dawn Shanghai Shanghai night Shanghai 333 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:31,640 nights and Shanghai uh noon those are great yeah those are really good and the rush hours I've 334 00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:37,400 always thought I would I would prefer Shanghai over a rush hour um did we get bad boys again 335 00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:43,640 we got bad boys another bad bad bad boy yes that was all right but I would Shanghai over rush hour 336 00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:49,960 because rush hour I feel like we got three yeah it's also been done Shanghai's got that difference 337 00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:54,120 too it's because Shanghai now is it problematic now is that why there's not like a third one 338 00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:59,480 no there's like some Asian jokes in it no all they have to do is be more authentic in the in 339 00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:05,240 the next movie so if like maybe if the first two had problematic things because like yeah 340 00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:09,160 Jackie Chan was probably I think he thought he was an Indian at first you know because he was 341 00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:12,920 Asian it's like the whole like that whole thing might be problematic I need to rewatch it but 342 00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:18,760 at the scene where they're like you I am me and he is you sure but at the same time I think if 343 00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:26,200 they did a if they did a Shanghai dusk or Shanghai uh whatever right like whatever they want to call 344 00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:35,080 it um if they did that I think if they gave more dignity to well if they maybe they do it right 345 00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:39,560 after like the Chinese were starting to treat better get treated better after that whole time 346 00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:43,800 I don't know I don't know how long that that lasted I don't know with comedies that it 347 00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:48,680 matters as much because I mean that that's just Jackie Chan do a Jackie Chan exactly you know 348 00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:51,960 they don't have to have these big stars that they're all old now they made all their money 349 00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:57,640 they're they're not willing to do it anymore just new like a new one like one ranger was an attempt 350 00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:03,560 and that kind of works but I feel like there's you just need two guys two different guys and 351 00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:08,760 whatever cop situation and whatever shenanigans occur one guy plays it straight the other one 352 00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:15,240 is straight cop and then I see I would want another now Jackie Chan's getting too old to do 353 00:34:15,240 --> 00:34:18,600 the Jackie Chan stuff that we wanted but that doesn't mean that there's not someone out there 354 00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:22,760 there's humor in that too though what about a crooked buddy cop movie they're both crooked cops 355 00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:30,440 oh and one's like but you're running for them and one and one wants to be straight again instead of 356 00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:35,080 being a crooked cop anymore just flip the whole thing how about one wants to go a step too far 357 00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:39,880 like one would be the other cop that would be the the well maybe he doesn't want to go back to me 358 00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:44,600 straight maybe he's okay just robbing you know shaking down criminals and robbing them taking 359 00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:48,680 the drugs and flipping them on the street or whatever type stuff like that kind of shit but 360 00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:53,880 when he but when the other guy steps it up to like hey we could kill these people and take everything 361 00:34:53,880 --> 00:35:00,120 right you know rape someone or or rob the like whatever like and then he goes too far you know 362 00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:04,040 you know the movie uh they have to be they have to be like okay these are crooked that's a great 363 00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:10,200 okay end of watch is a great movie yeah they seemed to like almost felt crooked but they weren't 364 00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:15,720 necessarily they were on the border my friend is in that movie he's in a deleted scene on the dvd 365 00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:21,720 i would say my friend is a cop he's on the border my friend is a cop uh and he is just a little 366 00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:27,240 crooked narrow cop he's not even a little bit crooked he's a good guy and he uh but he's in 367 00:35:27,240 --> 00:35:32,840 that movie as a in the deleted scene a boxing scene with michael peña i'm in a deleted scene 368 00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:39,560 i'm in a i'm in a take actually i'm not gonna take credit for it but i'm actually in uh piranha 3d 369 00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:44,200 oh where what part when they filmed it in have a soup piranha 3d where are you in it uh there's a 370 00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:49,080 part where like it's i think it's in the beginning where someone's driving a scooter down maculac and 371 00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:53,320 it's like where all the the young people are meeting up and i just happened to come across it 372 00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:57,720 one day that they were filming it there and i was like hanging out with like actors and like extras 373 00:35:57,720 --> 00:36:03,400 and stuff like they had like a little food cart like a little whatever you call it and uh they're 374 00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:06,440 like well we're shooting the scene now so you got to kind of leave this area so i'm like off standing 375 00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:12,600 by other people and there was this dude with his kid and we're all just watching the movie be films 376 00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:16,360 and i just i'm just this kid i'm just like hey man what's going on isn't this cool and he just 377 00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:21,480 looks at me and like raises his eyebrows and looks away and i just remember just instantly just i 378 00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:26,200 never knew i could harbor so much hate for a stranger like little fucking kid talks to you as 379 00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:30,840 like isn't this great like isn't this cool just like fuck you kid like damn you have your own kid 380 00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:35,240 with you too what's that guy i don't fucking know i was just standing next to him being an extra and 381 00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:39,560 i was like this is fucking cool isn't it but you're in it like you can see yourself if you pause it 382 00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:44,920 probably if you if you slowed it down a bit i mean i've paused almost every part of that movie and i 383 00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:49,480 never saw it yeah he pauses he goes oh yeah there's titties in it i forgot there's titties in it 384 00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:57,400 that's right i'm in the audience during the final football match of guards versus prisoner in the 385 00:36:57,400 --> 00:37:03,720 adam sandler longest yard movie there's a my buddy tamas and i went and we were there for eight 386 00:37:03,720 --> 00:37:10,200 hours and we sat in the audience and it was hot and we kept cheering you know for the the prisoners 387 00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:16,120 to win which was such a weird backwards thought because like if i was really there as an audience 388 00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:20,120 member for that football i would imagine that i'd be there for as a supporter for one of my friends 389 00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:25,480 who was a guard and i would want him to win like i wouldn't be rooting for prisoners to win because 390 00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:32,360 i i'm not i don't see their whole rocky under underdog story going on behind bars in the prison 391 00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:36,760 for me i'm just like oh dave's playing against the prisoners oh he says it's going to be a good match 392 00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:41,000 all right yeah i'll go i'll go drive out to the prison for dave's match and i go there and like 393 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:45,560 get some popcorn a hot dog be great they didn't give us popcorn and hot dogs those extras they 394 00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:52,840 gave us a sack of lunch that was not great by lunchtime they gave it to us like when we got there 395 00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:56,200 and it was like here's your well no they gave us like a little breakfast wasn't great then they 396 00:37:56,200 --> 00:38:03,080 gave us a sack lunch and then a book that was titled how to become a paid extra because you 397 00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:09,000 were not paid as we were that was all free shit we went to be in a movie.com and just found um 398 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:16,040 um an extra is that a real thing be in a movie.com if it's it might still exist but yeah be in a movie.com 399 00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:21,160 is what i did it but i'm sure if you type in on google how to become an extra is there any extra 400 00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:25,080 stuff coming up you can easily go find it they're always looking for people i see things like that 401 00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:30,200 like sponsored posts on facebook like oh this person's making a movie and it's like come be an 402 00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:34,840 extra in it yeah a hundred dollars or something i mean that'd be more than a lot a hundred dollars 403 00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:43,000 more than i made but i did it uh okay so back to the movie that we're reviewing uh yeah so 404 00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:49,080 then we have the big finale maybe some people do get killed by guns but i still doubt it 405 00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:54,920 people dying this kevin may get shot in the fucking head shot in the head a woman gets shot in the 406 00:38:54,920 --> 00:39:00,840 yeah right there yeah he just got shot in the head good job joseph gordon oh i forgot that him and 407 00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:08,680 the his daughter dated yeah and then you get the best part which is them all in the car talking 408 00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:15,160 yeah having like a back and forth and then axel pops up and then he's like let's hit the road 409 00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:20,680 let's get a steak let's go get a porterhouse and like yeah fuck it so and i don't think that there 410 00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:27,560 was a post credit i really like how they play into how old taggart is like do i take the liver pill 411 00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:33,800 or the kid i can't take the liver pill with the kidney pill yeah great uh nothing nothing to add 412 00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:42,200 to that mike mike got any liver relatable so sarge did he get did he get demoted at the end 413 00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:48,600 taggart yeah because he called him sarge yes he instead of uh no i think that was just the 414 00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:53,800 character thing that he still called him so oh instead of uh was he was he lieutenant lieutenant 415 00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:59,080 or captain i don't think no captain dagger no they said captain dagger he was captain taggart 416 00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:04,680 captain tag of beaverly hills police department i mean come on that's probably the hard one of the 417 00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:10,680 harder ones to become captain of yeah well i don't know after that's what was 50 years maybe not but 418 00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:17,800 that would have been a you know fail us it's political it's all it is is politics after i think 419 00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:23,080 lieutenant i think you can get to lieutenant by just good merits but i still think it's it's 420 00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:28,440 politics from sarge to lieutenant but then i think from lieutenant upwards all it is politics it has 421 00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:33,320 nothing to do with like i mean your your record obviously but yeah so i mean he i don't but i 422 00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:37,800 don't find him to be very political what i'm saying i don't see him playing the politics game 423 00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:42,360 i see him being a lieutenant for the rest of his life or i see him being uh you know like like a 424 00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:47,880 highly respected lieutenant so was he but he really was a captain that's they called him a 425 00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:53,240 bullshit movie it was a bullshit move he doesn't seem to type leo's cop wasn't that realistic 426 00:40:53,240 --> 00:40:59,640 that's your take on it yeah wasn't so now i'm giving it an f i liked a lot about it but fuck 427 00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:06,200 that uh that he's captain taggart all right well b plus yeah no i'm giving it realistically on our 428 00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:10,600 scale because here at fried rice podcast we do a scale that's a little bit different than everybody 429 00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:17,800 else as we start from b because we don't really watch great movies we watch movies and uh we 430 00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:23,560 go from b as our highest and we go to f and then we've added an extra level of health called a w 431 00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:30,760 for waste of time not a lot of movies get w's but they have it's been done so this is not in any 432 00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:39,640 jeopardy of getting that i give it a c plus i'm going b plus i'm going just solid b this is this 433 00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:43,640 is what this is what you want it gave you what you wanted that's that's the whole thing with this 434 00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:48,600 but everything that i wanted they had sarge they had all the callbacks all the callbacks they have 435 00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:55,240 the same intro uh same kind of formula just the same formula just they and they they even updated 436 00:41:55,240 --> 00:41:58,920 it for the technology and everything i would say i would say on this one that's what you know you 437 00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:03,160 watch this movie you feel like you wanted to feel when you watch this movie it gives you all the 438 00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:08,040 feels of like oh it's bevely ill's cop you know i'm thinking that i want streaming because this is a 439 00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:14,440 made for netflix movie and starting to think that uh streaming services are understanding uh what 440 00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:20,120 people want more than hollywood is anymore i i agree with you on that because they did fall out 441 00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:24,680 right did you finish fall out yeah i did okay it's great right are you caught up with the boys no 442 00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:31,400 no i'm one episode this week i'm four or five episodes behind whoa i there's a lot i i had a 443 00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:35,880 wedding i went to yesterday i feel like i feel like it's a lot for andy has like a more i don't 444 00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:41,880 know sophisticated palette so just the the sheer raunchiness of the boys is he needs a minute to 445 00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:46,920 process it so he watches it a little slower he can't even he has to watch it at normal speed too 446 00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:53,480 he's like jesus fuck i can't this too much you would think that but i might be the opposite i 447 00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:58,760 almost think that the the goryness i don't i don't think the special effects and the boys are all 448 00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:05,400 that great i think that the gore is is kind of cartoonish and i don't think it's it's has to be 449 00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:10,520 it's so gory that it has to be cartoonish well i don't if it wasn't they wouldn't it wouldn't be 450 00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:14,760 allowed honestly why but i don't agree i don't agree that it has to be i think i think if you're 451 00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:20,600 gonna make a move if you're gonna make a show where the entire objective of the show is to shock you 452 00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:27,880 with how bad these characters are then i want to see the visceral like the visceralness of it like 453 00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:32,520 i don't want cartoonish gore i think there's one i don't and i don't want to go too far into this 454 00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:37,320 but i think there's this like homelander you know cut someone in half with like laser vision or 455 00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:42,040 whatever and the guts pouring out i was like oh my god like i feel like i could have made that with 456 00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:48,680 like a with with uh flash or something i just look like ms paint look really bad and so if you're 457 00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:53,240 saying that that's a choice that they're making to make it more palatable palatable for the average 458 00:43:53,240 --> 00:44:00,280 audience that's one thing i think it's not i think it's bad cgi i think they just they they it's not 459 00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:08,200 great but honestly there's so you like your comic book better no i don't think i don't think anyone 460 00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:14,600 can judge you because i don't think the comic book is very good it's not well written like it's not 461 00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:18,840 like i've tried it i don't enjoy reading it i'm a big comic book guy i trust me i'll read a spider 462 00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:25,080 man or whatever like any day i download i read them all the time but the boys isn't like a good 463 00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:31,240 comic it's written as a direct fuck you to uh superheroes right like that's why well that's 464 00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:36,760 originally that was originally what everyone thought but now it's playing into oh this whole 465 00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:42,440 time it was a satire and what's really going on oh sure which then it's like is it even satire 466 00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:47,080 anymore because it's like that's it's just they it's everything that's going on but there's also 467 00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:53,320 superheroes yeah sure i could see that satire and i mean and there's also he's definitely making fun 468 00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:59,720 of that like justice league and shit like yeah that's genre like he's making 100 making fun of 469 00:44:59,720 --> 00:45:05,720 them but uh and he's making them villains but i don't know the boys i like for a lot of reasons 470 00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:11,800 but i think i'm not in love with this everybody else is because i still feel like there's a lot 471 00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:19,880 of draggy slow parts i feel like the uh there there's so much filler bullshit like do i really 472 00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:25,480 give a shit about starlight and huey's relationship either be together or don't but stop making entire 473 00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:30,680 fucking episode arcs about whether or not it's a will they won't they when they've been together 474 00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:36,120 for four seasons it's fucking idiotic and then you have the whole um i'm cool with what they're 475 00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:41,640 doing with frenchie but again i don't like romance subplots i don't like them at all in anything but 476 00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:46,680 especially not the boys who no one wants to watch a romance and the boys unless it's the romance 477 00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:53,160 between homelander and some milk am i right it's you want that you want that weird shit you don't 478 00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:59,400 want you don't want normal fucking relationships you want weird shit and and i do understand what 479 00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:06,840 you're saying but i think once again we're kind of mixed so i'm watching with my wife so it needs 480 00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:12,520 things for everybody in order to get ratings and a lot of what they do are choices made to keep my 481 00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:18,440 wife watching as well as me not your wife watches the show with you absolutely and she likes it yeah 482 00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:23,160 she's like all right the the the relationship arc is over i'm gonna go read a book in the other room 483 00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:30,040 now she doesn't do that but what happened babe oh uh titty milk and titty milk yeah cool okay great 484 00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:34,440 these are hilarious to watch with her that the titty milk scenes are very funny to watch with 485 00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:41,160 her because she's just like shaking her head like what the fuck i love milk yeah so like i get it 486 00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:47,320 but i don't think i've ever dipped my finger and sucked on it like it was a titty uh but anyway 487 00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:52,680 that's besides the point i think the boys is great i highly recommend it of course go watch it it's 488 00:46:52,680 --> 00:47:01,880 one of the best shows out there right now but it focuses a lot it relies heavily on cgi sometimes 489 00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:08,280 but at the same time not enough because how much of it is it just superheroes standing and talking 490 00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:14,760 to each other boring holy shit is it boring sometimes it is a boring show at times i 491 00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:20,760 i'm not wrong it's like it's it's it should be if they're gonna like the way that they've started 492 00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:25,640 doing these like the last couple seasons i'm thinking like just making a half hour show we 493 00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:31,000 don't need a full hour we don't need you know like if you just cut out some of the bullshit just give 494 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:38,360 us like what made the superheroes andy it is a half hour for you yeah i want it to be 15 minutes 495 00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:45,240 thank you i am i maybe i am uh breaking my brain like you said earlier by just needing things to be 496 00:47:45,240 --> 00:47:52,200 faster and faster and faster uh but yeah i mean like i just don't i think i think that's the way 497 00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:58,280 gen z's probably folk like doing too i think it's happening in the world i think here's the thing i 498 00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:02,360 just heard something recently and i don't know if it was in a book or not but um i think it was it 499 00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:07,480 was in the curious incident of the dog in the night time the the guy said he was just talking about 500 00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:13,320 just basic facts he's an autistic teenager and he's just like he's like well yeah i mean we're we 501 00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:18,680 came from dust the iron in our blood is made from dust that's of stars that exploded billions of 502 00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:26,920 years ago we're all made up of just this space matter and we ran you know like here we are humans 503 00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:33,240 we're going to evolve and either a million years from now we're going to be gone wiped out we're 504 00:48:33,240 --> 00:48:37,240 either going to wipe ourselves out or we're going to evolve into something new like we've already 505 00:48:37,240 --> 00:48:42,440 evolved into something new if you look at caveman versus us if you look at peasant folks versus 506 00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:49,160 us we're taller we're stronger and we're smarter right how is this maybe not the next step of 507 00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:54,120 evolution where we need things faster like i think maybe it's part of this whole internet age i think 508 00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:59,240 now you look at gen z gen alpha gen bravo they're going to be downloading information into their 509 00:48:59,240 --> 00:49:05,320 brains that's maybe the new evolution faster everyone just wants things shorter tick tock 510 00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:09,800 shorter and fast one minute one minute max and then scroll to the next one way more information 511 00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:13,960 in your brain more information because think about it if you spend i don't think so i've seen some of 512 00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:19,240 these fucking tick tockers now but no no here no info no not a lot of information there hear me out 513 00:49:19,240 --> 00:49:26,840 no no if you sat on a youtube uh shorts algorithm or a facebook shorts or a tick tock algorithm for 514 00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:32,360 an hour and you spent one minute per each video you sat there the whole minute and you watched 60 515 00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:39,640 videos one minute of content per and then you sat and watched one episode of the boys for that same 516 00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:46,760 60 minutes the person who watched those 60 tick tock videos is way better off now than the person 517 00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:53,160 who watched one episode of the boys because they probably got two or three recipe ideas they probably 518 00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:58,600 got some relationship advice they probably got some like cool way to make a pool trick shot while 519 00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:06,040 playing billiards like they my my algorithm well but like my algorithm my algorithm i have uh just 520 00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:13,560 yesterday i was on i was on tick now on tick tock yesterday and it was literally four different five 521 00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:19,400 different in in maybe 10 minutes i saw four or five different tool tips for working with tools 522 00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:27,160 four or five different uh how to build a dex four or five different how to build uh a sauna room 523 00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:32,920 uh there was just all this different stuff here's a here's a trick and literally mike's got a stuck 524 00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:39,240 nail in front of him probably it's like yeah like those are 10 or 15 second videos and i got in 10 525 00:50:39,240 --> 00:50:45,320 or 15 minutes i got like 60 videos on how to do and they're all stuck in my brain now not every one 526 00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:52,040 exact but it's all knowledge i have that i did not have before yeah so what we're saying is tick tock 527 00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:59,480 is a better investment of time than a movie or tv show it kind of is for knowledge not this podcast 528 00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:03,720 because we learn a lot here at fred raise yeah i mean look you're better off going on tick tock 529 00:51:03,720 --> 00:51:08,920 to listen to this we decided an hour ago to do a review on beaverly hills cop axel folio we've 530 00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:14,680 spent about 20 minutes of this hour talking about where beaverly hills cop axel folio uh this isn't 531 00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:19,000 the pride rest podcast guys this is a rice ball so let's wrap this up we gave it a great thanks 532 00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:25,720 for joining us everybody we'll catch you next time on rice ball uh i've uh with me as always is uh 533 00:51:25,720 --> 00:51:34,920 austin oh it's beaverly hills cop austin f for aro i thought it'd be okay and then uh with us 534 00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:43,000 as always is michael we're the same age lol larsen have a good week and i'm your host andy rice 535 00:51:43,000 --> 00:52:02,840 dun dun dun dun dun good night