1
00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:25,880
As stoners we shall be, for thee, my pod, for thee,

2
00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:31,960
Jeeters hath descended forth unto my hand, and my bell-ringer will swiftly carry out thy command.

3
00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:38,680
So we shall blow a cloud forth to thee, and teeming with kissy noises shall it ever be,

4
00:00:39,480 --> 00:00:47,160
El Nomine, Fried Espiritu De Rice! And welcome to a very special

5
00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:54,920
Boondock Saints edition of Fried Rice Podcast. I am your host, Father Andy Rice, and with us as

6
00:00:54,920 --> 00:01:03,720
always is my good friend Austin. He uh blessed and and he did he did three hours of Hail Marys to be

7
00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:11,640
here today, Pharaoh. Check me out on funny junk. We have uh our most problematic father, it's Michael,

8
00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:16,680
he's the one you've been reading about in the papers, Larsen. Cheerios, motherfucker. And

9
00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:23,640
we're not with not with us here today but with us here in spirit of course is our is our good friend

10
00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:25,640
Brennan with me sing it with me.

11
00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:31,360
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

12
00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:37,720
Shanpeley up to Boston. And uh this is Fried Rice Podcast. I won't do any more Irish accents even

13
00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:41,960
though that wasn't bad, it wasn't as cartoony as you guys thought it was going to be. It kind of

14
00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:48,600
sounded like a sexy Lucky Charms guy what's his name? Um oh the little leprechaun guy he was like

15
00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:50,900
if he was a sexy version of him.

16
00:01:52,140 --> 00:01:52,980
Does he have a name?

17
00:01:52,980 --> 00:01:53,980
All right.

18
00:01:53,980 --> 00:01:55,400
I don't know, he probably has a name.

19
00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:57,240
I just found out. Lucky the Leopard King.

20
00:01:57,240 --> 00:01:58,080
He probably is lucky.

21
00:01:58,080 --> 00:01:59,640
He is probably lucky, yeah.

22
00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:03,600
I just found out last night that the boy

23
00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:07,680
who is fishing off of the moon in the DreamWorks logo

24
00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:10,160
has a name, I think it's like Henry,

25
00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:12,200
or maybe that's his father.

26
00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:15,440
But his father was commissioned by Steven Spielberg

27
00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:19,040
to paint before AI, literally Steven Spielberg

28
00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:20,480
had to go find a painter and be like,

29
00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:22,740
I have this idea where I want to see a kid,

30
00:02:22,740 --> 00:02:26,320
or I want to see a man fishing off of the side of the moon.

31
00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:29,240
And the guy's like, okay, how about I make it a boy though?

32
00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:30,240
Cause I think that would look cooler.

33
00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:32,040
And he modeled it after his own son

34
00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:33,680
and then put it on the moon.

35
00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:34,840
And so they named him that.

36
00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:35,760
But like, isn't that crazy?

37
00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:39,680
Like I just made a video and I showed Mike last week

38
00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:43,280
where it's a boy and his father

39
00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:47,000
and they're walking along the surface of a planet

40
00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,440
where the ocean is made of starlight.

41
00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:52,040
And in the distance is another planet

42
00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:53,960
that they're looking at like in the distance.

43
00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:55,240
And it's really cool.

44
00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:56,080
It's dope, yeah.

45
00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:56,920
It's dope.

46
00:02:56,920 --> 00:02:59,120
And it's just crazy.

47
00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:00,520
I was talking to Dario last night

48
00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:02,760
and we were talking about,

49
00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:04,480
I'm sorry, I was talking to Sean last night.

50
00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:08,760
We were talking about how, what's the next step, right?

51
00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:10,240
Like right now everyone's like, cool,

52
00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:12,960
AI is finally making videos that looks like

53
00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:13,800
real shit and it's weird.

54
00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:15,880
The next step is when it's indistinguishable

55
00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:19,280
and they just make, you know, sex tapes out of presidents.

56
00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:22,120
We already have almost that.

57
00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:23,520
But you could tell it's fake still.

58
00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:24,360
Sometimes.

59
00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:25,180
I'm saying there's gonna come a time

60
00:03:25,180 --> 00:03:26,040
where it's indistinguishable.

61
00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:26,880
Yeah.

62
00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:29,040
We've had deep fakes for a minute now.

63
00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:30,160
Yeah, I mean, deep fakes,

64
00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:32,400
like remember that one that Jordan Peele came out

65
00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:34,760
and he was doing the voice of Barack Obama

66
00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:36,280
with the face of Barack Obama

67
00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:37,840
and saying some crazy ass shit.

68
00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:39,240
But then he's like, no, this is deep fake.

69
00:03:39,240 --> 00:03:40,080
Yeah.

70
00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:42,040
And right now though, it takes, you know,

71
00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:43,440
some computing power and some things,

72
00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:46,280
but eventually it's gonna be where Joe Blow

73
00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:48,480
over here on the street can just make those

74
00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:49,800
and it's gonna be insane.

75
00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:51,320
Yeah, Trump's getting in a lot of trouble right now

76
00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:54,160
because he recently, and this, I'm not gonna get political,

77
00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:59,040
but he recently shared AI photos of Taylor Swift.

78
00:03:59,040 --> 00:03:59,880
Yeah.

79
00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:00,720
Supporting him.

80
00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:02,280
He's like, hell yeah, they love me.

81
00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:05,880
She is one of the most litigious pop stars in the world.

82
00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:08,000
Swifties love me.

83
00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,000
The Swifties love me.

84
00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,800
I see their support.

85
00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:13,720
Love their support, their terrific Taylor Swift.

86
00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:18,080
Oh man, if they weren't my daughter, I'd date her.

87
00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:21,000
Sorry, wrong thing.

88
00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,920
You see, you just did Theo Von's podcast.

89
00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:23,760
Did she?

90
00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:27,240
Yeah, Theo Von explaining to Donald Trump

91
00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:29,960
what it's like to be on cocaine is fucking,

92
00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:31,400
I love that so much.

93
00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:34,200
Man, you feel like a fucking owl when you're doing it, homie.

94
00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:38,280
That's smart, wait, you said Trump went on.

95
00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:40,640
On Theo Von's podcast for an hour.

96
00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:42,600
Ivanka or Donald?

97
00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:43,440
Donald Trump.

98
00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:44,880
Oh, cause you said she, sorry.

99
00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:46,320
I thought you said she went on.

100
00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:48,520
No, no, you're just high.

101
00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:49,360
He stands by it.

102
00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:50,520
Smoking the lucky charms.

103
00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:52,160
I'm smoking the lucky charms.

104
00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:54,440
So, well then, I mean, that's a good segue

105
00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:56,400
into what are we smoking, and it's more like

106
00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:58,440
what am I smoking because.

107
00:04:58,440 --> 00:05:00,040
Yeah, and I got some more for you here.

108
00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:01,080
Oh fuck yeah.

109
00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:03,160
This is Motorhead.

110
00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:04,640
Motorhead.

111
00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:06,960
And it's 31% TTC.

112
00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:09,920
31% TTC.

113
00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:12,760
I had to cut out a few things there.

114
00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:13,600
But.

115
00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:16,600
Gonna get high.

116
00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:17,920
I'm not gonna stop, sorry.

117
00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:19,640
I was singing a lot earlier today.

118
00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:23,000
I'm picking my karaoke jam.

119
00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:25,280
I don't have any plans to do karaoke.

120
00:05:25,280 --> 00:05:26,880
Oh, I was gonna say, do you have some plans

121
00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:27,720
we don't know about?

122
00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:29,040
No, no, no, no, no.

123
00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:31,720
That's actually the description of the last video

124
00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:34,520
when I made the social post for Only God Forgives.

125
00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:36,560
It was like, Mike gets his hands cut off.

126
00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:39,000
Austin has mommy issues.

127
00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:42,280
Brendan's as quiet as Ryan Gosling is in the film.

128
00:05:42,280 --> 00:05:45,160
And Andy sings way too much karaoke.

129
00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:46,360
Yeah, yeah.

130
00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:50,120
That's the most true thing you've ever said about this.

131
00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:53,280
I love karaoke, and I think I found my new song.

132
00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:56,400
See, it's weird, because I have to go higher kind of singers.

133
00:05:56,400 --> 00:06:00,560
So I go like Green Day is sort of my wheelhouse.

134
00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:03,520
But then I think my newest one is gonna be

135
00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:05,520
Bodies by Drowning Pool.

136
00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:06,360
God.

137
00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:07,200
I think I can nail it.

138
00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,400
I was singing it earlier today and I caught myself being like,

139
00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:10,960
oh shit, is that me or the radio?

140
00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:14,600
When I worked at a bar and it was karaoke night

141
00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:16,920
and I'm working in the kitchen and I have to hear,

142
00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:20,200
there's three people that came there every karaoke night,

143
00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:22,440
every Sunday, I'm the only one there.

144
00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:25,320
And they sing the same three songs.

145
00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:27,040
Yeah, because everybody gets their song.

146
00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:29,360
Terribly, terribly.

147
00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:32,000
Like out of sync, this one guy sings

148
00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,800
Let the Bodies Hit the Floor.

149
00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:36,160
And when he does the screaming parts,

150
00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:39,040
he sounds like a pig being ass raped

151
00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:41,200
by a gaggle of silverback apes.

152
00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:42,040
Fuck yeah.

153
00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:43,800
And it's always out of sync.

154
00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:44,640
Like it's.

155
00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:45,480
Let the bodies hit the.

156
00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:48,280
Which if you're there to watch once is great,

157
00:06:48,280 --> 00:06:49,600
because it's funny and fun.

158
00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:51,720
But if you're in the kitchen working every week

159
00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:53,320
and every Sunday.

160
00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:54,760
He's starting that one now.

161
00:06:54,760 --> 00:06:56,200
You know what though, I see it differently.

162
00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:57,560
I see it as, because you're more of a.

163
00:06:57,560 --> 00:06:59,520
No, learn a new fucking song.

164
00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:01,880
You're more of a bitter, hateful person than I am.

165
00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:03,400
No, no, no, no, no, no.

166
00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:05,880
You go work there and listen to that every week.

167
00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:08,960
And tell me, you'll be saying learn a new fucking song.

168
00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:10,520
I learned a new karaoke song.

169
00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:11,880
Let me make it clear to you, okay?

170
00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:14,120
We're gonna put a certain employer

171
00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:16,800
that we used to have in the corner

172
00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:18,680
and just make you listen to her for two or three hours

173
00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:20,760
every week, one day a week.

174
00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:23,400
That's what he's saying.

175
00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:25,280
I get what.

176
00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:26,920
Do you remember how you felt every week

177
00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:28,080
for those four hours?

178
00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:31,600
Also, those people tip me like shit or not at all.

179
00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:33,640
So they could go rotten hell.

180
00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:34,800
And not only that,

181
00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:38,400
I've gone to other bars on different karaoke nights.

182
00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:41,320
They go around to every karaoke night

183
00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:44,760
and sing the same fucking songs everywhere around town.

184
00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:46,000
Okay, well then you know what?

185
00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,200
That's where they lost me.

186
00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:48,720
Because up until this point,

187
00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:50,680
I was willing to defend them being like,

188
00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:53,200
listen, they're building a weekly tradition.

189
00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:54,200
These are the core memories,

190
00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:56,640
the things that they're gonna treasure when they leave.

191
00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:58,360
It kind of sucks that there's some guy in the kitchen

192
00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:01,200
being angry at them having the best times of their lives.

193
00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:02,040
Literally, you always say,

194
00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:03,480
I wish we'd go back to the good times.

195
00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:04,480
Those are the good times for them

196
00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:06,160
was these karaoke trips, right?

197
00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:07,160
As a group of friends.

198
00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:10,240
But then, once you told me that they go to every bar

199
00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:11,280
and do it, I mean.

200
00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:12,120
I know the three songs.

201
00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:13,920
You're just describing the H-word.

202
00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:18,160
Symphony of Destruction, Bodies by Drowning Pool,

203
00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:20,760
and You Belong with Me by Taylor Swift.

204
00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:21,600
Oh man.

205
00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:22,720
Oh wow.

206
00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:24,160
And it's the grossest chick

207
00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:26,160
that I don't wanna belong to at all.

208
00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:29,400
I'll stick with short skirts and high heels.

209
00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:32,000
You can keep your sneakers and be in the bleachers.

210
00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,440
What, what does that even mean?

211
00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:37,160
Those are lyrics from the songs, Andy.

212
00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:38,000
And you know what I.

213
00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:38,840
I thought you were literally talking about this.

214
00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:39,680
Sorry, Taylor.

215
00:08:39,680 --> 00:08:41,120
I have a wheelhouse of songs I sing,

216
00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:44,080
and one of them is Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus.

217
00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:44,920
Yours is?

218
00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:45,800
That's like my go-to.

219
00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:46,640
I'll sing that.

220
00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:47,480
Man, thank you.

221
00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:49,040
There's some kitchen worker that heard you once

222
00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:50,240
that just fucking hates it.

223
00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:51,880
Nah, they buy me beers

224
00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:54,400
because I'm in their wheelhouse of friends.

225
00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:55,840
Yeah, you know, when I go karaoke,

226
00:08:55,840 --> 00:09:00,840
I tend to tip the DJ first off so that I get chosen.

227
00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:01,880
That's the way to do it.

228
00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:04,320
I give him a, if you give him 20 bucks up front,

229
00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:07,080
he'll make sure you go every single time.

230
00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:10,080
Andy gets 20 bucks, right, which is a good tip.

231
00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:11,080
Maybe too much.

232
00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:13,640
10 bucks will probably do the same, but yeah.

233
00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:15,480
But then also, you know, he's.

234
00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:17,720
I also know songs that will just get everyone

235
00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:19,440
fucking pumped when they hear it.

236
00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:22,120
Like the Dynamite Hat cover of Boys in the Hood.

237
00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:24,400
That gets people fucking going.

238
00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:25,560
That's a good one.

239
00:09:25,560 --> 00:09:26,400
What else?

240
00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:27,920
Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.

241
00:09:27,920 --> 00:09:30,000
If they have it, usually the DJ

242
00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,680
will have to like go on YouTube.

243
00:09:31,680 --> 00:09:33,160
You know what people don't like?

244
00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:36,240
Wonder Boy by Tenacious D, which I love singing.

245
00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:37,360
I like that song.

246
00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:38,200
I don't like singing.

247
00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:39,680
I like singing the ones from the movie,

248
00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:41,960
anyone from the movie that people enjoy.

249
00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:43,400
I get, you know what my thing is,

250
00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:45,320
the most theatrical I'll go through

251
00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:47,400
when it comes to karaoke is I have this,

252
00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:48,440
I have to have a friend that'll help me,

253
00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:53,440
but I start off like the Tin Man in Wizard of Oz.

254
00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,040
So I'm all like stiff and I just put the mic in front of me

255
00:09:56,040 --> 00:09:57,680
and I start singing Mr. Roboto

256
00:09:57,680 --> 00:10:00,760
while somebody's using a fake oil can

257
00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:02,600
to increase my points and then right when it gets

258
00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:04,880
to the breakdown, I do a full robot dance.

259
00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:07,920
I think I caught a glimpse of that in Chloride.

260
00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:09,920
No, I didn't do a full production of it

261
00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:14,360
because I was put on, no one was greasing me up

262
00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:15,200
like they should have been.

263
00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:16,680
I didn't have an imaginary oil can,

264
00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:17,920
so it just wasn't worth it.

265
00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:20,280
I have three new candies with me

266
00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:21,680
I'd like to share with you guys.

267
00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:22,520
Okay.

268
00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:25,760
Starting with this one, the worst of them all.

269
00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:27,760
Okay.

270
00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:30,720
This is Skittles Gummies.

271
00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:31,560
Oh.

272
00:10:31,560 --> 00:10:32,600
And I want you to try some of these.

273
00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:34,160
That doesn't sound bad, oh that's a lot.

274
00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:36,480
I'm not gonna try, literally, oh my God.

275
00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:37,320
I'm so sorry.

276
00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:39,280
How high are you?

277
00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:40,720
Only one because it's the...

278
00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:41,560
That dropped.

279
00:10:41,560 --> 00:10:43,320
I'm trying to get rid of these.

280
00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:44,720
No, sugar, I can't yet.

281
00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:49,440
But yeah, that's how it's like really artificially.

282
00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:51,040
It tastes fake as hell.

283
00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:52,160
Yeah.

284
00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:55,560
Not, not great.

285
00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:56,400
Right?

286
00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:59,440
No, it's really like, I'm not usually critical

287
00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:01,400
of candy too much, but this tastes like a...

288
00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:02,240
Chemical.

289
00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:03,080
Plastic.

290
00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:03,920
Like wax, yeah.

291
00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:04,760
Yeah, like wax.

292
00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:06,560
Yeah.

293
00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:07,400
Flavored wax.

294
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:08,440
Not even good flavor.

295
00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:14,080
But now we're moving up a notch.

296
00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:15,640
That's about 30 notches up.

297
00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:17,520
Reese's caramel big cup.

298
00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:18,360
Yeah.

299
00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:19,180
I've been wanting to try that one.

300
00:11:19,180 --> 00:11:20,200
Well, you can right now.

301
00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:25,880
I'm literally not gonna eat any of these.

302
00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:26,720
I'm throwing them away.

303
00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:27,560
Yeah, they're bad.

304
00:11:27,560 --> 00:11:28,400
They're bad.

305
00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:29,240
I'm sorry.

306
00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:30,400
What's the W rate Skittles Gummies?

307
00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:31,240
W?

308
00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:32,880
Negative eight.

309
00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:33,720
W, negative W.

310
00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:34,560
No, no, no, no, no.

311
00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:35,600
Skittles or W.

312
00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:37,760
Skittles Gummies are W.

313
00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:38,840
Oh, Skittles Gummies, yeah.

314
00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:41,640
Yeah, no, I love Skittles, but these are not Skittles.

315
00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:45,240
Oh, and they have an aftertaste that's not good.

316
00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:49,920
I feel like they stained my hands.

317
00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:51,320
Oh, I'm disappointed.

318
00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:52,160
So now we have Reese's big cup caramel.

319
00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:54,320
I'm only disappointed because I thought I was gonna see

320
00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:56,960
the caramel stretch out when you broke it in half.

321
00:11:56,960 --> 00:12:01,960
I get the whole one to myself because I'm great.

322
00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:07,760
Okay, so it's a Reese's cup with some caramel on the bottom.

323
00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:08,600
That's it.

324
00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:10,440
That's good.

325
00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:11,280
It's fine.

326
00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:12,120
Not bad, right?

327
00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:12,940
That's exactly what you would think it would taste like.

328
00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:15,280
Yes, I would say it needs more caramel.

329
00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:18,720
It needs to be half and half instead of 25% caramel.

330
00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:22,200
No, I'm glad we're on the subject of Reese's big cup.

331
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:26,440
They didn't have any take fives, sorry.

332
00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:31,440
This week I brought to work the ultimate s'more kit

333
00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:36,040
for the girls, Kaylee and Ashton.

334
00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:41,880
And what it is, Austin, is I have my cinnamon graham crackers

335
00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:45,740
and I bought the marshmallow fluff,

336
00:12:45,740 --> 00:12:48,380
like the JetPuff marshmallow fluff that's in a can

337
00:12:48,380 --> 00:12:52,640
or whatever, and I smeared it on the graham crackers

338
00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:56,800
until it had like a nice thick thing of marshmallow

339
00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:59,200
and then I took a blow torch and I blow torched

340
00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:03,000
the marshmallow until it was like campfire s'mores level

341
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,600
and then I put a Reese's cup right in the middle,

342
00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:08,000
melted the Reese's cup a little bit from a distance

343
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,680
so it didn't burn the chocolate, and then smushed it together

344
00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:12,240
and it's a Reese's s'more.

345
00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:14,960
Reese's s'more butane sandwich.

346
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,240
Butane, you don't really taste the butane.

347
00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:19,680
Maybe I don't, I don't really have that much of a taste,

348
00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:21,840
or sense of taste.

349
00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:22,920
Does the story get better?

350
00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:24,520
I'm just kidding.

351
00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:26,760
No, it doesn't, it was just a hack for people at home.

352
00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:28,920
Sorry Austin, you're the one that brought food

353
00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:31,180
to a podcast where we can't, but we've done this before,

354
00:13:31,180 --> 00:13:32,160
so who am I saying?

355
00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:34,720
And now this is the Cudi Grah.

356
00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:35,560
Give me very little.

357
00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:37,800
These are nerds gummy clusters.

358
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,760
Oh God, okay just, yeah.

359
00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:41,600
Which are fucking awesome.

360
00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:46,600
These are great, I love these dude, it tastes so good.

361
00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:49,600
It looks like a gummy, and then they put something

362
00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:52,000
on the outside of it so they can dip it in nerds,

363
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,680
and coat it in nerds.

364
00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:54,520
Yeah.

365
00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:57,640
But what shape is the gummy?

366
00:13:57,640 --> 00:13:59,920
I don't know, probably a sphere.

367
00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:01,920
I think it's shaped like a nerve.

368
00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:02,760
Mm-hmm.

369
00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:05,520
Oh those are awesome.

370
00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:07,680
It's shaped like a big nerve.

371
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:08,800
Those are pretty good.

372
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:09,640
Yeah I know.

373
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,720
That's a good combination.

374
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:12,840
I can't wait to poop this.

375
00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:16,840
I'll be right back, I'm gonna wash my hands.

376
00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:18,640
We'll be right back.

377
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,480
Rainbow poop.

378
00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:21,960
Mike what's going on with you, buddy?

379
00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:25,080
It's crazy how much the candy, what's going on with me?

380
00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:26,960
A lot of watching this week.

381
00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:27,800
Yeah.

382
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:30,600
Jeez, it was insane, I sat down to watch,

383
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:33,160
because I watched our movie Boondock Saints,

384
00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:35,960
and then we decided we were doing as a double feature,

385
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:37,320
we're doing Boondock Saints 2.

386
00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:38,160
You have to watch that.

387
00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:39,760
We're doing Boondock Saints 2.

388
00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:40,600
Do you have trouble finding the second one?

389
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:42,280
All Saints Day I had to, yeah I got it.

390
00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:43,120
I bought mine on YouTube.

391
00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:44,280
Yeah I bought it too.

392
00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:45,840
And then, and then,

393
00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:50,360
I got kind of into the backstory of it,

394
00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:54,840
and then I watched the, there's also a documentary

395
00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:56,480
about the dude that made these,

396
00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:57,480
and kind of what the fuck up he is.

397
00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:58,320
Troy Duffy.

398
00:14:58,320 --> 00:14:59,160
Yeah.

399
00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:02,760
It was actually kind of an interesting documentary,

400
00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:06,360
but not very well done, but interesting, seeing all that.

401
00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:07,200
Well here's the good news,

402
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:09,240
they greenlit Boondock Saints 3,

403
00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:10,960
so we have that to look forward to,

404
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:11,920
if you're a fan.

405
00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:15,160
Everyone likes to hate on the sequel,

406
00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:16,360
because it's not as good as the first,

407
00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:18,200
but going back and rewatching the first,

408
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:20,640
I realized how great it was, like for-

409
00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:21,920
Oh my God.

410
00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:24,800
We are not gonna agree on this movie, which is okay.

411
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:29,520
But the third one, Duffy's not directing.

412
00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:31,760
Well okay, so let's get into the movies then.

413
00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:34,120
Well first off, the movies that we're watching,

414
00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:35,360
yeah so we're just gonna start off,

415
00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:37,160
Boondock Saints and Boondock Saints 2,

416
00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:39,480
this was a Brennan pic.

417
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:40,320
Who he's not here before.

418
00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:41,160
Who he's not here.

419
00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:42,600
He didn't show up, great.

420
00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:45,400
So-

421
00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:47,520
He got tied to a chair in a basement

422
00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:49,240
and shot by a Russian guy.

423
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:51,520
Yeah, but he's gonna be back for the sequel.

424
00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:53,280
Sort of.

425
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:58,080
Okay, so let's get into it.

426
00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:00,440
Boondock Saints number one,

427
00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:03,160
was one of those movies that when I watched as a kid,

428
00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:05,280
I absolutely fucking loved it,

429
00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:07,240
or like a teen I guess when he came out.

430
00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:08,080
No kid.

431
00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:12,720
The thing is, I loved it so much,

432
00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:15,480
I wanted to get one of those tattoos on my hand.

433
00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:18,760
The Veritas or Aquatus or whatever it is,

434
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,480
you know, on their hands.

435
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,600
I thought that was the coolest tattoo.

436
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:26,280
I actually know someone who got one half of the tattoo

437
00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:28,120
as Buddy got the other one.

438
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:28,960
And I'm like, that's cool,

439
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:30,160
I hope they stay friends forever,

440
00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:32,120
because if they ever have a falling out.

441
00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:33,920
That's a tough explanation.

442
00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,240
Well, it's just a reminder,

443
00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:36,320
every time you look at your hand,

444
00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:38,960
you're like, oh, I fucking hate that guy or something.

445
00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:40,800
You just have someone else get the tattoo.

446
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:41,640
What's that?

447
00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:43,080
You just have somebody else get the tattoo,

448
00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:44,200
whoever your new friend is.

449
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,640
Oh yeah, you get your wife or something.

450
00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:46,480
You just replace it.

451
00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:48,720
It's not like you have to look at his tattoo every day.

452
00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:49,560
Yeah, that's true.

453
00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:51,480
That's a good, yeah, smart, you just fixed it.

454
00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:54,040
So if you do ever have a falling out,

455
00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:55,880
Keith, go ahead and do that.

456
00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:59,480
So, now we're,

457
00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:02,160
now I'm watching it from a lens,

458
00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:04,320
if I haven't seen it probably,

459
00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:06,160
maybe 10 years, maybe.

460
00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:07,000
It's been a while.

461
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,240
It's not a movie I re-watch all the time.

462
00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:11,960
Because I wanted to kind of keep some of that,

463
00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:14,520
you know, powerful sort of whatever to it.

464
00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:20,040
But I have seen it in a different light now.

465
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:23,800
I've seen it in a much more kind of a harsher light

466
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:24,800
than I did before,

467
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:26,080
because this movie,

468
00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:28,840
I don't think holds up as much as I thought it did.

469
00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:30,920
Well, it is an indie film,

470
00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:31,840
so you gotta remember that.

471
00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:34,040
I, yeah, it's not really in the budget, actually.

472
00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:37,480
I'm going to wave my flag on top of a hill for this movie.

473
00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:38,320
That's fine.

474
00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:40,240
And I watched it, and I have some criticisms about it too.

475
00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:41,080
We'll get down.

476
00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:43,120
I wrote a full page of notes for this one

477
00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:45,200
and two pages of notes for the second one.

478
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:46,360
Okay, well.

479
00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:47,200
I think we're both,

480
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,000
or all three of us are gonna agree on the second movie.

481
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,320
I'm pretty sure we're gonna both all agree

482
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:52,160
on the second one.

483
00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:53,000
Yeah, I'm sure we will.

484
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:53,960
But the interesting part to me is there's parts

485
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:56,680
of the second movie that are better than the first movie.

486
00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:57,600
Parts.

487
00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:59,760
Well, I love- Well, actually just one thing.

488
00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:01,280
The dialogue's better in the second movie.

489
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:02,200
That's it.

490
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:03,800
Other than that.

491
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:07,120
No, actually, I, man, we're gonna,

492
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:10,720
this is gonna be a weird one because I actually liked her

493
00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:13,440
better than Willem Dafoe, and I liked her crime.

494
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:17,800
You know what I see when I see Willem Dafoe

495
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:18,960
in the first one?

496
00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:21,120
I see Mike going, he's chewing up the scenery.

497
00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:22,920
He's basically chewing up the scenery.

498
00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:25,760
Oh, you mean- Willem Dafoe's Paul Smekker.

499
00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:28,360
Chews the scenery with gusto is what I wrote.

500
00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:29,480
You'd think he was auditioning

501
00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:31,480
for Roland Drag Queen pageant.

502
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:35,560
He makes Nicolas Cage look like a master of subtlety.

503
00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:39,240
Although- He's insane in that,

504
00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:40,600
but that's just Willem Dafoe.

505
00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:41,440
Yeah.

506
00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:43,440
God, but then the thing is,

507
00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:45,960
I think when he goes full crazy,

508
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:50,360
I think he's acting better than when he's going less,

509
00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:52,080
when he's trying to just be,

510
00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:53,600
like when he's out there and he goes,

511
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,680
it was a firefight!

512
00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:57,000
I'm like, that was fucking dope.

513
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,440
I actually really liked that.

514
00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:00,560
Yeah, I was like, that's a cool,

515
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,600
that's a very cool scene.

516
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:06,080
But when he's being sassy to the boys

517
00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:08,280
and to like, well, now I'm gonna want some coffee

518
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:10,480
with my bagel, you know, like stuff like that.

519
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:13,880
I don't, I get that he's gay.

520
00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:14,720
No problem with that.

521
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,400
He's the manliest gay ever, too.

522
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:18,680
Yeah, just using gay slurs throughout the whole thing.

523
00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:22,640
Yeah, it's like, I'm so manly, I fuck men in the ass.

524
00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:23,600
I'm not even gay.

525
00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:25,720
I just, I fucking just, brr!

526
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:28,800
But then they reverse that every time you see him

527
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:31,960
talk to the other detective guys.

528
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:34,440
And I know, okay, we're gonna have some things to say,

529
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:35,880
but okay, so we start-

530
00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:38,560
I don't think anyone knows that he's gay either.

531
00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:42,960
Oh, I think the three detective guys might guess,

532
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:44,280
because like the way he-

533
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:47,040
No, they thought he was dead in the second movie.

534
00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:48,520
They didn't know shit.

535
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,480
They weren't that close to him.

536
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:51,320
Second movie.

537
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:52,160
I don't even think-

538
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:53,720
Yeah, because he came from the outside.

539
00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:54,880
They didn't even know him.

540
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:57,600
Yeah, no, but they team up at the end.

541
00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,680
At the end, but I'm saying they don't really know him.

542
00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:01,360
He comes from, he's FBI.

543
00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:04,120
I don't even think the boys knew.

544
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,920
I don't even think the boys knew he was in drag

545
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,960
when he went to go rescue him

546
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:09,360
in the end of the first one.

547
00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:13,200
Did they even see him there?

548
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,080
No, I don't think so.

549
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:16,680
Did he just, will the foe just fucking kill the guy?

550
00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:19,280
Too far, too far, too far, and then he like, and then he-

551
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:22,000
But you know the funniest part about that

552
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:25,800
is when their dad, El Duce, knocks Willem Dafoe

553
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:30,200
and drag out, and his rules about his job

554
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,680
were no women, no children.

555
00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:33,640
He saw Willem Dafoe dressed as a woman,

556
00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:36,120
was like, oh, that's a woman, I better knock her out.

557
00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:38,280
Otherwise, he would have fucking killed him, dude.

558
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:39,320
Oh, shit, that's interesting.

559
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:40,600
I didn't think about that.

560
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,400
Okay, so we start with the coolest,

561
00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:44,360
okay, so we start-

562
00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:45,200
I was gonna say coolest.

563
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,120
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.

564
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:49,720
We start with the boys in church,

565
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:52,600
and we're gonna just keep referring to the two guys

566
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:54,920
as the boys, the brothers, the boys.

567
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:55,840
Connor and Murphy, yeah.

568
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:57,000
Connor and Murphy.

569
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,720
So they're at church, they're wearing identical crucifixes,

570
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:02,200
identical black jackets, identical jeans, right?

571
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:06,120
They dress the same, and they do the rudest shit

572
00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:07,240
I've ever seen in my life.

573
00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:09,920
They just walk, while the pastor's talking,

574
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:11,920
he's like, all right, thanks for coming here,

575
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:13,600
you know, guest pastor, all right,

576
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:14,520
now let's get into our sermon.

577
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:16,400
They just walk past him.

578
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,000
They don't even stay the whole mess.

579
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,160
Oh, and they have work, I guess,

580
00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:22,600
but they come in, they kiss the statue of Jesus,

581
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:23,440
and they bounce.

582
00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:24,280
They're not allowed to.

583
00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:27,680
You see that from the guest pastor guy, the priest guy.

584
00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:29,240
He's like, fuck, the other one's like,

585
00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:31,880
no, no, no, no, just let them, they're-

586
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:33,240
Okay, so my question, my,

587
00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:35,360
I guess my first question right off the bat is,

588
00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:39,720
why do they get that much initial respect

589
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:41,360
from the Catholic church?

590
00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:43,680
Well, from the word around the neighborhood is,

591
00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:45,600
they're angels.

592
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:46,440
Why?

593
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:47,680
Everyone in their neighborhood loves them.

594
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:48,520
I don't know.

595
00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:49,360
Why though?

596
00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:50,200
They're good guys.

597
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:51,020
They're just-

598
00:21:51,020 --> 00:21:51,860
They're good hoodlums.

599
00:21:51,860 --> 00:21:52,700
That's what they try to sell.

600
00:21:52,700 --> 00:21:53,520
They're really good dudes.

601
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:54,360
They're-

602
00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:56,440
They're not hoodlums.

603
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,320
Devoted to their faith.

604
00:21:58,320 --> 00:21:59,360
Oh no, but they're not bad guys.

605
00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:01,480
They don't steal, they don't, they fight,

606
00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:02,320
but they don't-

607
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:05,160
They're intelligent, they speak a bunch of languages.

608
00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:09,220
But, okay, I get that, but they're like,

609
00:22:09,220 --> 00:22:10,560
they're not even delinquents.

610
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:13,360
They're like, they're not even painted as delinquents.

611
00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:14,800
I think we only see them as rough,

612
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:16,240
we see them as rough and tumble.

613
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:17,680
We see them at work, everything,

614
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:19,520
even when they get into the fight with that chick

615
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:21,680
or whatever, she's the one that overreacted.

616
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:23,120
Cause he just said, well, that's the rule of thumb

617
00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:23,960
around here.

618
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:26,040
And she's like, rule of thumb, that's-

619
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:27,480
And then I wonder how many people,

620
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,600
one of my notes is, how many people learned

621
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,680
the rule of thumb from Boondock Saints?

622
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:33,740
That you were legally allowed to beat your wife

623
00:22:33,740 --> 00:22:35,520
as long as it was more thicker than your thumb.

624
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:37,560
He's like, you should call it the rule of wrist.

625
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:40,040
Which is a funny reply.

626
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:43,360
But when she hits him, when she kicks him in the nuts,

627
00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:45,560
fully justified to have the brother punch, like,

628
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:46,400
punch her, right?

629
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:47,480
Like a hundred percent.

630
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:49,800
I think if anyone attacks anybody,

631
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:53,060
you're allowed to use physical force to restrain that person

632
00:22:53,060 --> 00:22:55,140
or to stop that person from attacking someone.

633
00:22:55,140 --> 00:22:56,480
I don't care who they are.

634
00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:57,300
I really don't.

635
00:22:57,300 --> 00:23:00,160
If I see an old woman beating on some homeless guy

636
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:01,280
that, you know, like, whatever,

637
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:02,960
I'll knock her ass out.

638
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:03,920
I don't care.

639
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:05,200
Crescent kick that bitch.

640
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:06,040
Yeah.

641
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:09,520
So I actually, yeah, I get that they're nice guys

642
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:11,040
around the neighborhood.

643
00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:13,840
I don't think that any Catholic church would allow someone

644
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:16,480
to interrupt mass to go up and kiss the feet

645
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:17,320
of the Jesus section.

646
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:18,360
It was a Lutheran church.

647
00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:19,200
So you're good.

648
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:20,020
Okay, yeah.

649
00:23:20,020 --> 00:23:21,040
You pointed that out earlier this week.

650
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:23,040
So there's a lot of inconsistencies

651
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:23,880
with how this was filmed.

652
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:25,440
So it's a Lutheran church for one.

653
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:27,000
They go to their home,

654
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,800
which is just a room in a big building

655
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:32,600
with a bunch of showers and then a toilet

656
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:34,520
facing all those showers.

657
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:37,360
Which whenever that building was functional

658
00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:40,200
as whatever it was, that'd be weird taking a shower

659
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:42,640
and looking at just a row of dicks right in front of you.

660
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:43,480
Yeah.

661
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:45,440
Yeah, it looked like a prison shower.

662
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:47,120
Yeah, I wonder what kind of building that was.

663
00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:48,280
But I mean, it's cheap.

664
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:49,600
They live in a flat.

665
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:50,920
Tenement thing, yeah.

666
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:53,560
Has everything, you know, like there's no walls.

667
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:55,560
I mean, other than the floor holding it up.

668
00:23:57,120 --> 00:23:58,440
So they're very close.

669
00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:01,240
You know, they've, weirdly, I didn't think about this,

670
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:04,520
but like they've seen each other naked.

671
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:07,160
They know what each other's dicks look like, right?

672
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:08,200
100% as grown men,

673
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:09,440
they have to know what each other's dicks look like.

674
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:11,040
They've been to jail together.

675
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:13,160
They've lived together with no boundaries.

676
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:15,480
They've jerked off next to each other.

677
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:16,560
They've had to.

678
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:18,160
I mean, they don't wait until the other one leaves.

679
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:19,880
We think about completely different things

680
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:20,920
when we watch movies.

681
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:21,960
I think we even see them.

682
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:24,120
I even see, I think we see them jerk off.

683
00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:25,200
Remember when they're in the prison

684
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,320
and they both come at the same time and they go,

685
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:29,960
oh, and then God starts talking to them?

686
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:31,080
That part was weird.

687
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:31,920
Yeah.

688
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:36,120
So there's a portable, okay, so we,

689
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:38,680
what did I say?

690
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:40,200
Best hand tats ever, I like them.

691
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:45,800
I would be, okay, so one of the pranks

692
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:48,440
that one of the brothers does to the other one

693
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:51,280
is he smacks him in the face with a bloody piece of steak.

694
00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:53,080
I would fucking be so pissed.

695
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:53,920
He was.

696
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:56,240
I don't care if I work at a meat packing plant

697
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:58,600
and I'm around blood, it's literally covered in blood.

698
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:00,240
Don't smack me in the face with a fucking slab of meat.

699
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:02,600
Oh yeah, you wouldn't survive a day in Boston.

700
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:05,800
Those are fucking hard, high-pitting human beings.

701
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:08,000
Yeah, no, I wouldn't want to survive a day in Boston.

702
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:11,720
I would want to visit Boston on a cushy, padded vacation

703
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:14,120
where I never have to talk to any real Bostonites.

704
00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:16,720
Where I don't have to get in the mix of it

705
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:18,760
because yeah, I don't want to get in any fights

706
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:20,840
with some Bostonians.

707
00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:21,880
They're dangerous.

708
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:24,920
Just like when I want to go to Detroit

709
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:27,280
and go for a walk down the street, come on.

710
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:28,120
Come on.

711
00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:29,400
Who would do that?

712
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,280
You don't want to go to Mom's Spaghetti?

713
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:32,120
Is that a place?

714
00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:33,720
That Eminem opened a restaurant,

715
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:35,360
a spaghetti place called Mom's Spaghetti.

716
00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:37,600
Oh, that's fucking awesome, is it good?

717
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:38,920
Has it been shot up yet?

718
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:41,240
From what I understand, it's great.

719
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:42,320
I wonder if it's been,

720
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:45,880
what side of the tracks is it on?

721
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:46,720
Eight mile?

722
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:49,600
I would imagine it's somewhere safe

723
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:53,080
so it doesn't get shot up and robbed by his enemies.

724
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:53,920
Sure.

725
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:56,920
They opened it and he was serving.

726
00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:58,680
His enemy is what, Machine Gun Kelly?

727
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:00,440
Machine Gun Kelly shows up.

728
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:02,320
Cleveland.

729
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:08,800
So we, the rule of thumb, and then, okay.

730
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:11,520
So the boys go to a bar after work, right?

731
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:13,120
The Russian guys show up,

732
00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:14,520
they get in this big fucking fight.

733
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:15,360
Oh.

734
00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:16,200
Fuckin' ass.

735
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:19,080
Before that happens, before any of that,

736
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:21,440
if you listen every single time

737
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:25,000
that a joke is said in that bar and they start laughing,

738
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,240
you hear that same whistly laugh.

739
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:29,680
You know who it is?

740
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:30,520
I have no idea who it is.

741
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:31,720
Is it the director?

742
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:35,640
No, on the far right, there's a guy in that scene

743
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:37,360
who's, I don't even know his name,

744
00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:39,920
but then he was later in a bunch of other stuff.

745
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:41,200
He's got long hair.

746
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,440
There's a long-haired guy with a goatee in that scene

747
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:45,600
that is in a thousand other things.

748
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:46,800
That's who it is.

749
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:48,080
Yeah, it's just the same.

750
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:48,920
Yeah.

751
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:52,320
Like, you hear that, like, every single time they laugh,

752
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,440
like at least four times, and you can't help,

753
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:56,600
I couldn't help but hear it when I was watching this.

754
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:58,840
Like, four different times, they just hit,

755
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:02,320
they hit that button on the soundboard, the wheezy laugh.

756
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:03,720
The wheezy, whistly laugh.

757
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:04,720
I didn't catch it.

758
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:07,120
I like that they beat the shit.

759
00:27:07,120 --> 00:27:10,280
So, I like that, and then we find,

760
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:13,840
I would say what makes these movies special

761
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:18,240
is the format of, we see the fight,

762
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:22,600
and then we see the aftermath of what happened next.

763
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:23,440
Right.

764
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:25,440
And the first time you watch it,

765
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:28,200
the first time you watch it, you see the Russian guys,

766
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:30,160
you know, maybe you don't even know it's those Russian guys.

767
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:32,480
It sort of just feels like a cut to like a crime scene.

768
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:34,400
You're thinking, how is this gonna tie together?

769
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:35,600
Blah, blah, blah.

770
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:36,440
Then when you find out,

771
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:38,920
then when they show you what happens, it's really cool.

772
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:41,520
That was a great idea from the director.

773
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:45,280
That was like one of those like, this guy, whoever,

774
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:47,320
he didn't direct much else after this.

775
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:48,600
He did two, he might do,

776
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,320
I don't think he's getting part of three,

777
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:54,400
but that was a smart fucking move.

778
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:55,240
I liked that.

779
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:57,080
I really think that was a good directing choice.

780
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:58,800
Yeah, it's almost a call and response.

781
00:27:58,800 --> 00:27:59,640
Yeah.

782
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:00,800
But it was, yeah.

783
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:03,440
And I like that, I like that, yeah.

784
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:06,160
And I like that they do this for each movie,

785
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:09,000
and I like that they do it for every big event.

786
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,280
So we meet Willem Dafoe's character.

787
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:16,280
He's very, I mean, I think he's blatantly gay,

788
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:18,480
but you guys say that not so much,

789
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:21,880
but he definitely sassily projecting

790
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:25,040
an era of masculine, like-

791
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:26,280
Some big gay energy.

792
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:28,600
Big gay energy, and I love it.

793
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:31,600
But he pulls out a portable CD player,

794
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:33,080
puts on some classical music,

795
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:34,240
and then just starts dancing around.

796
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:38,440
Now, but first he humiliates the three detectives.

797
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:39,280
Yeah.

798
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:42,960
Now, those three detectives in this movie are,

799
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:46,960
I guess you could say incompetent,

800
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:51,560
but at the same time, their theories aren't bad.

801
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:53,240
Like when the guy comes in, he goes,

802
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:57,000
yeah, he got hit by a big, big dude or whatever.

803
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,040
Like-

804
00:28:58,040 --> 00:28:59,400
Some huge freaking boy.

805
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:01,600
Yeah, some huge freaking guy.

806
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:03,680
They're not like, I guess they're just sort of speculating.

807
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:05,640
They weren't saying like, set in stone,

808
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:07,600
this is what happened, write the report.

809
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:09,160
He's just taking a stab at it.

810
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:10,280
Like with some evidence,

811
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:13,000
they might've found the bullet, whatever, right?

812
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,520
So Willem Dafoe's a bit of an asshole,

813
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:16,800
but he's also, I guess he's a special agent.

814
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:18,680
He's for the FBI, so he's better trained.

815
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:19,880
So like, he comes in.

816
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:22,760
That's like if a college professor

817
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,360
went into an elementary school

818
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:27,160
to help with teach kids something,

819
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:29,080
and then got like, and then just started

820
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:31,360
making the elementary school teacher look like an asshole

821
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:33,920
because she doesn't know quantum theory mechanics.

822
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:35,400
And he goes home and fucks a bunch of dudes

823
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:37,200
and calls them queers.

824
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:39,560
What they're doing though is trying to show Willem

825
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:44,080
as a, Dafoe as a, like a savant.

826
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:44,920
Yeah, no, I-

827
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:47,160
Yeah, that's kind of how they're trying to play it off.

828
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:50,520
Like no one else would see all this, but this guy.

829
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:53,800
I didn't actually, okay, I get that that would be the take

830
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:55,080
that they're going for, 100%.

831
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:56,600
I see that that's the vibe.

832
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:58,560
But again, and I might've even thought

833
00:29:58,560 --> 00:29:59,680
that my first watch through,

834
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:02,920
but now coming back to it years later,

835
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:03,880
I'm looking at this and I'm going,

836
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:05,680
no, he's just being kind of a dick.

837
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:09,320
Like there's nicer ways to be a savant.

838
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:11,720
Like you could just literally be like,

839
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:14,600
oh, okay, I validate your theory.

840
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:16,280
I have an alternative theory.

841
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:17,280
Here it is.

842
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:18,560
I think this is what happened.

843
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:20,600
Let's go check the bullet casing over there.

844
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:22,600
You don't have to go get me a coffee

845
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,960
to embarrass you, to put you in your place.

846
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:26,600
Like that is over the top.

847
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:29,000
That makes me dislike Willem Dafoe's character.

848
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,600
However, that's how, that's realistic though,

849
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:33,880
is what I'm saying is that if you've ever met people like this.

850
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:35,520
You're supposed to not like him in the beginning.

851
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:36,600
You're supposed to not like them.

852
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:37,600
It's the same thing.

853
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:40,360
If you meet a savant in real life, you will not like them.

854
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:42,520
It's the same thing within the second movie

855
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:44,240
about when Eunice Bloom shows up,

856
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:45,600
you're not supposed to like her.

857
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:48,240
And then you realize she's in on it the whole time.

858
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:50,680
They're kind of rehashed.

859
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:52,600
They kind of do the Star Wars effect

860
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:57,520
where the sequel trilogy kind of copies the original trilogy.

861
00:30:57,520 --> 00:30:59,360
It's just new, that's the same thing they did

862
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:00,200
with Boondock Saints 2.

863
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,440
They just kind of took that same formula.

864
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:04,520
The first time they go shoot somebody up,

865
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:05,960
they get into a fight and they fall

866
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:07,360
and then they kill everybody.

867
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:08,200
It's the same thing.

868
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,040
Yeah.

869
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:10,800
The same, even when they meet the Mexican guy,

870
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:13,320
they act like they're gonna kill him like Rocco

871
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:14,160
when they do their first bus.

872
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:15,120
Yeah, Mexican Rocco, yeah.

873
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:15,960
It's the same.

874
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:17,280
But then, okay.

875
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:18,920
But okay, this is where I,

876
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:20,360
I'm gonna disagree a little bit here.

877
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:22,720
And then at the end, they lose somebody

878
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:24,920
and the first one is Rocco, then it was their dad.

879
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:26,720
I agree with you that it's rehashed.

880
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:28,200
I'm not even disagreeing with that.

881
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:29,960
It's definitely taking beats from the first movie

882
00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:32,520
and it's rehashing and we can go over that

883
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:33,360
in the second movie.

884
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:36,680
But what I disagree with is that I don't think

885
00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:39,040
that she's unlikeable in the beginning.

886
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:42,120
I, no, no, the way that she, who?

887
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:44,040
Dad, they're all worried they're gonna get busted

888
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:45,360
that she doesn't know Paul Smith

889
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:46,200
and she doesn't know what they did.

890
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:47,760
I'm gonna grab your face and shove it in my crotch

891
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:49,400
and then you tell me I'm not unlikeable.

892
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:53,960
She didn't, she told him to get, first off,

893
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:57,000
God, okay, you guys are really.

894
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:57,840
And she's a bitch.

895
00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:00,440
This matter falls under one- Face forward.

896
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:01,280
jurisdiction.

897
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:02,920
I'll fucking say it does.

898
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:07,120
Listen, okay, she walks in, the three of them immediately

899
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:09,040
make a plan to ice her out.

900
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:11,840
They start acting like assholes to her, right?

901
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:13,560
She then- Why though?

902
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:15,160
They start cussing to her and she says,

903
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:16,880
okay, I didn't know we were going immediately

904
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:18,400
to fucking propanity.

905
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:19,520
Like they brought that up.

906
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:22,320
So then if she starts being a little bit aggressive back,

907
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:23,840
that's on them for starting it.

908
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:25,520
That's three versus one.

909
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:27,880
And you can tell one of them is like,

910
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:31,440
he's openly gawking at her in a sexual manner,

911
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:32,680
like checking her out and stuff.

912
00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:35,040
So yeah, she takes advantage of that,

913
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:38,560
eliminates the awkward tension by putting him on his knees

914
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:40,000
and doing a demonstration.

915
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:43,080
She power moved them.

916
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:44,560
I don't think that's- It was definitely a power move.

917
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:45,400
But I don't think that makes- No, no,

918
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:46,240
there's no doubt it's a power move.

919
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:47,400
Who is she unlikeable to?

920
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:48,320
To the audience?

921
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:49,200
I don't think so.

922
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:51,040
To those three men, maybe,

923
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:52,960
but I'm not rooting for those three stooges

924
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:53,880
in the second movie,

925
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:55,280
because they're not the same characters

926
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:56,280
that they are in the first movie.

927
00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:57,760
First movie, there are three detectives

928
00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:59,520
trying to solve crimes.

929
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:01,480
And then in the second movie, when they're in on it,

930
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:04,160
there are three bumbling fucking fools the whole time.

931
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:05,520
And they're just slapstick.

932
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:07,120
That's when it's basically slapstick.

933
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:08,920
Every time I saw them, in my mind,

934
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:09,760
I just saw them going,

935
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:10,600
nyeh, nyeh, nyeh, nyeh, nyeh, nyeh, nyeh, nyeh, nyeh, nyeh,

936
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:11,440
and trying to like, you know,

937
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:12,800
poke each other in the eyes and shit.

938
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:14,000
I didn't hear a word they said

939
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,040
because of all this fucking nonsense.

940
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:18,840
She was the only competent person on the police force.

941
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:23,840
So we get, they go to jail.

942
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:27,200
Well, everyone's looking for the two guys

943
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:28,280
that killed these guys. They turn themselves in

944
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:31,600
after they do the pull the toilet out of the ground

945
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:34,160
aneurysm phase. Oh yeah, we do see that cool,

946
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:36,360
they'll do anything for each other.

947
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:37,200
And yeah.

948
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:38,480
And you could see the Indy in that

949
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:41,240
because when he talks about like shooting the gun

950
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:43,920
into the dumpster and like where it's supposed to happen,

951
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:46,040
he's like aiming totally away from the dumpster

952
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:46,920
when it fires.

953
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:49,680
Oh, in the movie, like in the cut flashback.

954
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:51,400
The second guy that he lands on with his feet,

955
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:54,320
he's pointing the right way when he shoots and everything.

956
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:56,800
There's some things you just can't, you know, nail.

957
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:59,400
I don't even care about the editing

958
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:04,400
or the quality of the movie because like there's some,

959
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:06,480
I mean, there's some like, yeah,

960
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:08,800
that scene where they fall through the vent

961
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:12,240
and shoot everybody is silly, like in hindsight.

962
00:34:12,240 --> 00:34:15,120
But oh, my biggest critique,

963
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:16,680
this is one of those things, like I do it all the time.

964
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:17,800
I won't go full set right now,

965
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:19,600
but I'm willing to believe blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

966
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:21,400
What I'm not willing to believe

967
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:24,640
is that they're able to walk into a gun shop,

968
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:27,200
hand the guy two pistols they found

969
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:29,960
and then have free rein of the entire gun store.

970
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:31,800
He's an IRA guy.

971
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:33,080
Yeah, but they're not IRA.

972
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:35,840
They're not doing anything for the IRA.

973
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:39,200
They're not furthering the cause of the IRA.

974
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:42,400
Why would the IRA give them free rein of their weapons?

975
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:43,240
Yeah, they would never.

976
00:34:43,240 --> 00:34:44,080
They would never do that.

977
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:47,000
Because first of all, I'll tell you something else.

978
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:52,000
Those boys cannot be IRA because they drink the wrong whiskey.

979
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:56,720
Well, I'm not saying they're IRA,

980
00:34:56,720 --> 00:34:58,280
I'm saying the guy is IRA.

981
00:34:58,280 --> 00:34:59,440
Mike brought this up.

982
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:00,680
They're not even Irish.

983
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:03,960
I mean, they are Irish though.

984
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:04,800
No, they're not.

985
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:09,040
They're not, seriously, in Ireland, they would be thrown out.

986
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:12,080
No, I mean, the director made a mistake

987
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:15,040
giving them the wrong whiskey, but they are Irish.

988
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:16,920
In the movie, right?

989
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:17,760
Yeah.

990
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:21,680
Mike has a thing where it's just like, yeah.

991
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:22,520
It's annoying.

992
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:23,360
That's one of those annoying things.

993
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:24,640
If they were to drink this whiskey,

994
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:27,720
people in Ireland would hate them for it.

995
00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:28,920
Hate them.

996
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:30,360
I would argue. What a passion.

997
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:31,200
I would argue.

998
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:33,040
What's the wrong whiskey and what's the right whiskey?

999
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:35,800
Well, Jameson's the right whiskey if you're Irish.

1000
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:36,880
But then at the same time.

1001
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:39,680
Not British whiskey, which is what they're drinking.

1002
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:40,520
But Mike.

1003
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:41,640
Now that makes a little more sense.

1004
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:43,560
Let me say this real quick.

1005
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:45,000
I'm gonna argue with you just a moment.

1006
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:45,840
Okay.

1007
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:48,320
Well, no, just, I disagree in the sense

1008
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:50,680
that anyone's allowed to drink whatever they want.

1009
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:53,160
Like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1010
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:54,440
There's no argument for that.

1011
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:56,040
I can go to a bar and drink tequila.

1012
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:56,880
I'm not Mexican.

1013
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:58,000
I can go to the bar and I can drink vodka.

1014
00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:58,840
I'm not Russian.

1015
00:35:58,840 --> 00:35:59,800
I can go to the bar and drink Jameson.

1016
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:00,640
I'm not Irish.

1017
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:01,800
I can also drink the whiskey they drink

1018
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,000
and I'm not British.

1019
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,760
Them being Irish and living in Boston

1020
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:07,840
allows them the same freedom as any other American

1021
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:09,880
to drink any alcohol they want.

1022
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:12,320
I don't care if other people in Irish

1023
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:13,640
typically drink Jameson.

1024
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:16,280
If they like the taste of the British whiskey better.

1025
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:18,600
I have a friend that drinks nothing but Kessler.

1026
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:21,520
Kessler's one of the bottom tier whiskies in the world

1027
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:23,240
and he drinks it exclusively.

1028
00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:25,720
He calls his man cave the Kessler Cove.

1029
00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:26,680
That is his choice.

1030
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:27,520
And you know what?

1031
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:28,360
I like Kessler because of it.

1032
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:29,200
Okay.

1033
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:31,320
So what you're saying is if we were at war with Russia,

1034
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:33,840
you would go buy Russian vodka instead of American vodka,

1035
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:34,760
if that was the case.

1036
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:35,600
Who's at war?

1037
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:36,440
We weren't at war with Irish.

1038
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:39,480
The Irish and the British forever.

1039
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:40,400
That's the point.

1040
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:41,720
It has nothing to do with anything.

1041
00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:44,920
We're in like $15 trillion debt to China

1042
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:48,440
and everything that we're holding in our hands even

1043
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:49,280
is made in China.

1044
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:50,120
You're talking about us.

1045
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:51,760
You're not talking, I'm talking about Irish people.

1046
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:52,600
I'm talking about the-

1047
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:53,800
Yeah, the Irish hate the British

1048
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:54,840
because of the famine and all that.

1049
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:56,160
And they took their land and blah, blah, blah.

1050
00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:57,200
I wouldn't let them practice their religion.

1051
00:36:57,200 --> 00:37:00,000
But I also do think that they would never eat then like a,

1052
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:02,920
but think about this then.

1053
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:05,560
What foods originated from Britain

1054
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:07,840
that would be like if an Irish person were to eat it-

1055
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:09,360
Beans on toast.

1056
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:10,560
This is not my rule.

1057
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:12,120
This is the Irish people's rule.

1058
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:13,520
I don't give a shit what they drink.

1059
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:15,320
What I'm saying to you is I don't think it's,

1060
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:16,680
I don't think it's every Irish person.

1061
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:19,160
I think it's heavy drinkers in Ireland

1062
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:22,440
who exclusively are Jameson fanboys

1063
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,840
might hate on this movie for them drinking

1064
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:26,560
the wrong whiskeys, what I'm saying.

1065
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:27,400
That's all I'm saying.

1066
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:31,480
I agree that if they wanted to sell them as-

1067
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:33,760
I'm telling you that if you go walk

1068
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:35,080
through the streets of Dublin-

1069
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:36,000
I've been to Dublin.

1070
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,200
Okay.

1071
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:38,720
Everyone's drinking Jameson.

1072
00:37:38,720 --> 00:37:39,560
Right.

1073
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:40,400
Not everyone was dreaming.

1074
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:42,480
They had other whiskeys on tap or there.

1075
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:45,840
It wasn't every bar I went to was only Jameson bottles, Mike.

1076
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:48,760
There was Jameson and then probably 20 other whiskeys

1077
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:51,600
that you could choose from in Dublin is what I'm saying.

1078
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:52,760
I'm aware of that.

1079
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:54,360
So then are you saying those other whiskeys

1080
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:58,000
aren't being drinking because they're only drinking Jameson?

1081
00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,360
That's what you're kind of-

1082
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:00,200
Okay, whatever.

1083
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:01,040
It's whatever.

1084
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:02,560
Andy, you're arguing just to argue

1085
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:04,640
because the point of the matter is it's not what I say.

1086
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:05,480
It's what they say.

1087
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:06,880
It's a good eagle-eyed point to make.

1088
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:08,960
Hey, they're Irish and they're drinking a British whiskey.

1089
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:11,000
Oh, we get it.

1090
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:11,840
Moving on.

1091
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:12,660
Okay. Exactly.

1092
00:38:12,660 --> 00:38:13,500
They turn themselves in.

1093
00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:17,000
Rotating interrogation made me insanely dizzy.

1094
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:19,200
When he's talking, when he's,

1095
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:21,080
when Smekker's interviewing the boys

1096
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:24,040
and getting their story of what happens.

1097
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:24,880
Oh, that was cool.

1098
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:26,800
The entire time the camera is just circling around them,

1099
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:27,920
circling around them.

1100
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:28,760
That's cool.

1101
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:30,360
The entire, no, it made me dizzy at the end.

1102
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:32,440
I liked the different languages that they had.

1103
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,000
Oh yeah, no, what they say and everything.

1104
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:37,160
If it was just a static camera angle,

1105
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:38,740
I would have been much happier.

1106
00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:41,720
But I mean, it was interesting that we,

1107
00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:44,500
we'd never get any explanation as to why they're,

1108
00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:45,880
why they can speak so many languages

1109
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:47,560
or why they're so smart or anything.

1110
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:49,920
My mother insisted on it, is what he said.

1111
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:50,760
Is that what they said?

1112
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:51,600
Yes.

1113
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:52,440
This is what happens when you watch things

1114
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:53,840
at normal speed, Andy.

1115
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:55,880
I watched this at normal speed.

1116
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:56,720
Good.

1117
00:38:56,720 --> 00:38:57,560
I watched both of them at normal speed

1118
00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:01,840
because I wanted to, yeah, so I don't know.

1119
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:03,360
Were you putting stickers on this table

1120
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:04,280
while you were watching it?

1121
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:06,720
No, that was during Tales from the Crypt.

1122
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:10,280
Every episode of Tales from the Crypt.

1123
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:12,440
We get, so we cut to.

1124
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:13,280
Ron Jeremy saying the N-word.

1125
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:16,040
Ron Jeremy, and Ron Jeremy,

1126
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:18,760
I saw it in a Nine Inch Nails concert once in real life.

1127
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:20,520
He was going through the same entrance

1128
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:21,760
that I was going through.

1129
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:24,120
And he was probably 15 feet away from me.

1130
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:25,760
And I yelled out.

1131
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:26,600
Rapist.

1132
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:31,600
I yelled out, hey Ron, nice dick bro.

1133
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:34,080
You know, like, you know, just being funny

1134
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:36,840
because he's got a huge dick and he's a porn star.

1135
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:39,320
But the problem was, is that right when I yelled it out,

1136
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:42,480
and I yelled it because it was very loud at the moment,

1137
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:43,560
everyone quiet.

1138
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:46,200
It was like a, like all, it was a Nine Inch Nails concert,

1139
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:47,840
but there were children there.

1140
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:49,640
There were a lot of like older people.

1141
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:51,480
And all of them just at that moment,

1142
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:52,880
right before I yelled,

1143
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:57,640
collectively decided to just take a moment to just quiet up.

1144
00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:59,400
And then I, and just, so everyone heard,

1145
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:01,320
hundreds of people heard me yell out,

1146
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:02,160
nice dick.

1147
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:04,720
And he looked at me and he even thought it was embarrassing.

1148
00:40:04,720 --> 00:40:07,440
And he just gave me like a sheepish, like,

1149
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:09,360
like look or whatever and like walked away.

1150
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:10,360
And I felt like an asshole.

1151
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:14,840
So that's the one time I saw Ron Jeremy and,

1152
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:17,560
and you said that he has a nice dick,

1153
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:20,080
which is the thing he used to rape people,

1154
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:21,520
which is what he got arrested for.

1155
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:23,920
This was also, how, when did that news come out?

1156
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:25,800
Because this was 10, 12 years ago.

1157
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:26,640
Recently.

1158
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:27,960
Okay, so at the time,

1159
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:29,440
But it's not like he did it recently.

1160
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:31,280
It's like he did probably did it around that time.

1161
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:33,280
It sounded like he wanted his dick.

1162
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:34,120
Yeah, maybe.

1163
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:36,520
Well, no, not that I wanted it, just a compliment.

1164
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:37,840
I would also say, you know,

1165
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:41,040
He got off the hook because he's like basically retarded

1166
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:42,160
as that's his whole thing.

1167
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:43,000
I didn't know that.

1168
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,280
Yeah, he couldn't, couldn't stay in trial.

1169
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:45,400
But you bring up a good point.

1170
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:49,440
If Mike in the eighties went to a Michael Jackson concert

1171
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:53,320
and previously to that had seen Michael Jackson

1172
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:54,920
on the McDonald's commercial,

1173
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:57,560
doing some like games with kids or whatever.

1174
00:40:57,560 --> 00:40:59,360
And then he happened to take that moment

1175
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:00,180
to yell out to Michael,

1176
00:41:00,180 --> 00:41:02,160
Michael, you're great with kids.

1177
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:03,680
And then later on in life,

1178
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:05,280
we gave him a hard time about it

1179
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:06,680
is a little ridiculous, right?

1180
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:09,000
Cause like, I can tell Ron Jeremy's got a nice dick

1181
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,360
before finding out he's a rapist.

1182
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:13,800
Cause then if I, if I knew he was a rapist,

1183
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:16,640
I'd be like, hey, Ron, nice dick, bro.

1184
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:18,240
Don't rape anyone though with it.

1185
00:41:18,240 --> 00:41:19,560
You know, you fucking monster.

1186
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:21,200
I bet you he doesn't rape.

1187
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:25,000
But yeah, we get a, yeah.

1188
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,720
And that scene, we get a rapist saying the N word.

1189
00:41:27,720 --> 00:41:28,680
So that's cool.

1190
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:29,520
Yeah.

1191
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:32,880
That's a fun note to write down in the notebook.

1192
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:33,720
You literally wrote,

1193
00:41:33,720 --> 00:41:34,880
Ron Jeremy N word. I was trying to find things.

1194
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:35,720
I didn't even have to watch the movie.

1195
00:41:35,720 --> 00:41:37,960
Which is two weeks in a row of N word.

1196
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:38,800
Yeah.

1197
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:40,580
Last week it was yellow N word.

1198
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:43,320
No, that's true.

1199
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:44,160
Yeah, that was N word.

1200
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:45,280
What movie did we watch last week?

1201
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:46,120
Only God Forgives.

1202
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:47,160
Only God Forgives.

1203
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:48,000
Oh, yeah.

1204
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:53,920
So we get the, we get a joke that I've told a thousand times

1205
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:56,800
but I've told it the way that-

1206
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:57,880
Is not as racist.

1207
00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:58,920
Not as racist.

1208
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:01,920
And I always tell it as the perspective

1209
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:04,140
of jokes from movies.

1210
00:42:04,140 --> 00:42:05,600
It's not a joke that I'll bring up.

1211
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:07,160
But anytime anyone says like,

1212
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:08,360
have you, like when you,

1213
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:10,480
like there's a Tarantino joke from,

1214
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:15,920
from Dusk Till Dawn about a guy in a bar.

1215
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:18,920
This one you could do an edited version of.

1216
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:23,720
There's, it's just fascinating when a director puts a full

1217
00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:26,240
like joke in a movie where it's a character

1218
00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:27,680
actually telling a joke.

1219
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:28,880
Cause that's not what movies are for.

1220
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:30,520
You're supposed to show the humor.

1221
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:32,480
It's like actually having someone stand there

1222
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:34,360
and tell a joke is uncomfortable.

1223
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:35,420
It's weird.

1224
00:42:35,420 --> 00:42:39,360
And they're, but it's a funny joke.

1225
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:41,400
If you, if you look at it from the context of life.

1226
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:42,640
It's so old.

1227
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:44,640
It's like what's faster than a black guy running

1228
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:46,840
with your TV, his brother with your VCR.

1229
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:47,680
Sure.

1230
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:48,500
Like just all those stupid fucking-

1231
00:42:48,500 --> 00:42:49,820
Those old racist jokes.

1232
00:42:49,820 --> 00:42:51,160
That's just so goddamn racist.

1233
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:53,640
Why don't we have more white racist jokes though?

1234
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:56,640
Like, like what do you call a bunch of white guys

1235
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:57,840
in a pool or something?

1236
00:42:57,840 --> 00:42:59,680
You just watch any black comedian ever.

1237
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:01,540
They're the best roasters in the world.

1238
00:43:01,540 --> 00:43:03,200
And they do the, I like when they do the,

1239
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:04,320
the white guy voice.

1240
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:05,140
Oh yeah.

1241
00:43:05,140 --> 00:43:06,880
And they're like, well, I gotta go do my taxes.

1242
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:08,120
Hmm.

1243
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:10,320
We do sound like that though.

1244
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:11,160
Little bit.

1245
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:13,440
Oh, there's a good one.

1246
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:15,000
Recently Shane Gillis did that thing.

1247
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,300
He's like, like Jackie Robinson,

1248
00:43:17,300 --> 00:43:19,600
just slamming racism out of baseball.

1249
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:21,800
He's like, that was back when white people were like,

1250
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:22,640
meh.

1251
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:23,480
Meh.

1252
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:26,200
That was the peak cool of white people.

1253
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:29,880
Oh, and then I think it was, what was it?

1254
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:33,320
When the, what shade, when did they go from,

1255
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:35,000
yeah, see to, yeah, all right.

1256
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,440
He's like, oh, we got, we got old Curly.

1257
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:42,440
He's a 47 year old alcoholic and up to the bat, meh,

1258
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:45,440
from the Negro league.

1259
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:47,720
And he's going and fuck home run.

1260
00:43:47,720 --> 00:43:49,240
All right, all right.

1261
00:43:49,240 --> 00:43:50,960
Yeah, yeah, that's good.

1262
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:52,800
So-

1263
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:53,620
I don't know how we got there.

1264
00:43:53,620 --> 00:43:54,460
I don't either.

1265
00:43:54,460 --> 00:43:55,320
We get the first shoot them up where they,

1266
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:57,160
yeah, they get tied up and they fall through the vent.

1267
00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:59,600
Well, we get the IRA transaction.

1268
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:00,640
So the guy-

1269
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:01,480
So we're back to that shit again.

1270
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:03,240
I get what you were saying.

1271
00:44:03,240 --> 00:44:05,880
The guy that they get the guns from is an IRA guy.

1272
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:06,800
Visually, yes.

1273
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:09,240
Maybe that doesn't, you know,

1274
00:44:09,240 --> 00:44:10,800
they could have just used the money

1275
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:12,640
and got silencers for the gun they already had,

1276
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:14,460
the guns they already had, but they just,

1277
00:44:14,460 --> 00:44:16,240
it's just to like, okay, you know,

1278
00:44:16,240 --> 00:44:17,360
we're gearing up for this.

1279
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:20,120
I don't know, because the second movie,

1280
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:22,440
also the guy just hates-

1281
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:24,320
Money differences then too.

1282
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:28,480
No, but from what I saw, they literally come in,

1283
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:32,520
they hand him like a little wad of cash, two guns,

1284
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:33,560
and the guy opens up his-

1285
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:34,400
And some jewelry.

1286
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,360
And some jewelry, but the guy opens up his,

1287
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:38,940
but it gave him about, let's say two grand.

1288
00:44:38,940 --> 00:44:41,080
Like I'm being real generous with two grand.

1289
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:45,600
Isn't Il Dolce pretty much portrayed as IRA though?

1290
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:46,840
They're bothering.

1291
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:49,440
Well, no, we find out in the second movie

1292
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:50,800
that he's not IRA.

1293
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:51,640
He's just a,

1294
00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:56,640
he's the guy that the mafia sends to kill other mafia guys,

1295
00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:59,640
which is different than IRA, because IRA is-

1296
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:00,480
IRA is-

1297
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:01,880
He's John McWick.

1298
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:03,520
It's kind of all tied together.

1299
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:07,040
Well, no, no, I would say IRA is more violent antifa.

1300
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:09,200
If you were to take like what we have as antifa,

1301
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:13,560
where it's like the protest, but like terroristic antifa,

1302
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:16,760
like where they really are blowing shit up and stuff.

1303
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:18,560
Yeah, but they're considered mob.

1304
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:21,160
The IRA is considered mob in IRA.

1305
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:22,600
Wait, which mob?

1306
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:24,280
Mafia, they're the Irish mafia.

1307
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:25,180
That's-

1308
00:45:25,180 --> 00:45:26,440
I think there's an Irish mafia.

1309
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:27,360
And then I think-

1310
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:28,640
Right, I'm saying they're tied together.

1311
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:29,480
I'm not saying they're the same thing.

1312
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:30,320
They might work together.

1313
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:31,140
They work together.

1314
00:45:31,140 --> 00:45:31,980
That's what I was getting at.

1315
00:45:31,980 --> 00:45:32,820
Okay.

1316
00:45:32,820 --> 00:45:33,640
Yeah, I'm getting at it.

1317
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:34,480
Because I know IRA is like-

1318
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:35,320
They're tied together.

1319
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:37,200
They're not necessarily, it's like,

1320
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:39,200
kind of like the FBI and the mafia here.

1321
00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:43,840
Oh shit, I mean, you're making some claims there.

1322
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:47,720
I would hope that the mafia and the FBI are working together.

1323
00:45:47,720 --> 00:45:49,040
So after this-

1324
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:50,880
You ever heard of JFK?

1325
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:51,720
So I get it, yeah.

1326
00:45:51,720 --> 00:45:52,560
The-

1327
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:53,720
No politics on the show, Mike.

1328
00:45:53,720 --> 00:45:55,520
The amount of money and jewelry and stuff

1329
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:58,400
probably didn't equal to two guns and some rope.

1330
00:45:58,400 --> 00:45:59,840
Okay, fine.

1331
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:01,040
I'll sit with you there.

1332
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:02,800
They picked up silence.

1333
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:04,920
Okay, sure, fine, yeah, okay.

1334
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:06,800
They did, I think they got a great deal from this guy.

1335
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:07,640
They didn't walk out-

1336
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:08,460
Movie magic, right.

1337
00:46:08,460 --> 00:46:11,160
They didn't walk out with a fucking rail gun or some shit.

1338
00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:13,980
But I think it was when he said, help yourself.

1339
00:46:13,980 --> 00:46:15,600
And they kind of, they were picking up,

1340
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:18,300
he did sort of jump on a machine gun for a moment.

1341
00:46:18,300 --> 00:46:21,300
Oh, by the way.

1342
00:46:21,300 --> 00:46:22,140
That's all you-

1343
00:46:22,140 --> 00:46:25,060
He's pulling out the gun.

1344
00:46:25,060 --> 00:46:27,540
You know, when you were in the bathroom,

1345
00:46:27,540 --> 00:46:29,300
we were gonna, I was gonna go around the corner

1346
00:46:29,300 --> 00:46:31,100
and just nail you when you came out of the bathroom.

1347
00:46:31,100 --> 00:46:33,060
And I was like, do you realize the argument

1348
00:46:33,060 --> 00:46:34,300
that would ensue after this?

1349
00:46:34,300 --> 00:46:35,900
What if that was a real gun

1350
00:46:35,900 --> 00:46:37,820
that was just disguised as a fake gun?

1351
00:46:37,820 --> 00:46:38,780
Now do you know what?

1352
00:46:38,780 --> 00:46:40,240
Look how cool this is, okay?

1353
00:46:40,240 --> 00:46:44,940
So first off, the bullets, the actual shell casings,

1354
00:46:44,940 --> 00:46:48,380
you have to load the little orange tip into the brass bit,

1355
00:46:48,380 --> 00:46:49,200
right?

1356
00:46:50,460 --> 00:46:53,520
So when you shoot it, no, look at the gun first.

1357
00:46:54,540 --> 00:46:55,380
Oh, hold on.

1358
00:46:59,540 --> 00:47:00,740
Shell casing pops out.

1359
00:47:00,740 --> 00:47:03,580
Now look over there, the orange guy comes out.

1360
00:47:03,580 --> 00:47:04,400
That's cool.

1361
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:05,240
That's sick as fuck, isn't it?

1362
00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:06,140
That is cool, yeah.

1363
00:47:06,140 --> 00:47:08,620
I got this on Tmoo for like four bucks.

1364
00:47:10,620 --> 00:47:11,540
It's fucking awesome.

1365
00:47:11,540 --> 00:47:14,220
It like, the shell, so that if you're listening at home,

1366
00:47:14,220 --> 00:47:17,860
which of course, but in the shell casing,

1367
00:47:17,860 --> 00:47:21,380
it has a little brass shell that you put an orange tip in

1368
00:47:21,380 --> 00:47:22,340
that's spring loaded.

1369
00:47:22,340 --> 00:47:25,220
And then on the back, it has a little depressor thing,

1370
00:47:25,220 --> 00:47:27,380
like an actual bullet that pops the thing out.

1371
00:47:27,380 --> 00:47:29,940
And so when the thing ejects, the bullet flies out.

1372
00:47:29,940 --> 00:47:32,180
Super fucking cool.

1373
00:47:32,180 --> 00:47:34,800
One of the coolest Tmoo purchases I've ever bought.

1374
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:35,640
Love it.

1375
00:47:37,260 --> 00:47:38,100
Okay.

1376
00:47:38,100 --> 00:47:39,660
And did you watch this movie and instantly order that

1377
00:47:39,660 --> 00:47:41,240
or did you order it before the movie?

1378
00:47:41,240 --> 00:47:45,260
No, Tmoo tricked me with a promotion and I had to order

1379
00:47:45,260 --> 00:47:48,900
over 50 bucks in order to get some fish food, Michael,

1380
00:47:48,900 --> 00:47:51,940
because I'm that fucking just broken inside

1381
00:47:51,940 --> 00:47:55,340
that Tmoo's allowed to run a fucking train on me.

1382
00:47:55,340 --> 00:47:58,500
And I have no fucking anything.

1383
00:47:58,500 --> 00:47:59,340
No control.

1384
00:47:59,340 --> 00:48:00,180
I have no control.

1385
00:48:00,180 --> 00:48:02,380
Tmoo's just running my fucking life.

1386
00:48:02,380 --> 00:48:04,180
I'm a, talk about porn stars.

1387
00:48:04,180 --> 00:48:06,220
I'm just one of those just broken, beaten,

1388
00:48:06,220 --> 00:48:07,920
just fucked bitches.

1389
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:10,380
Just that Tmoo's just running a train on me

1390
00:48:10,380 --> 00:48:13,140
with his fucking right behind it, his wish.

1391
00:48:13,140 --> 00:48:17,900
Yeah, that's just a bunch of knockoff dicks in my,

1392
00:48:17,900 --> 00:48:18,740
okay, anyway.

1393
00:48:20,180 --> 00:48:21,380
Oh yeah, so then.

1394
00:48:21,380 --> 00:48:23,780
We get our first shoot them up moment.

1395
00:48:23,780 --> 00:48:24,620
Got it.

1396
00:48:24,620 --> 00:48:25,440
That's what this whole movie is.

1397
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:26,280
It's just a big shoot them up thing.

1398
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:27,120
It's a big shoot them up thing.

1399
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:29,060
I think they upgrade their jackets too.

1400
00:48:29,060 --> 00:48:31,180
I think the clothes they were wearing in the,

1401
00:48:31,180 --> 00:48:33,220
because their apartment gets trashed.

1402
00:48:33,220 --> 00:48:36,180
I didn't think they had a lot of clothes to begin with.

1403
00:48:36,180 --> 00:48:38,460
But I think when Rocco shows up with clothes,

1404
00:48:38,460 --> 00:48:40,660
I think he went and bought them new jackets.

1405
00:48:40,660 --> 00:48:42,320
I think he's like, I know how they dress.

1406
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:45,260
I'll go get them like their black trench coats thingies

1407
00:48:45,260 --> 00:48:46,180
and the jeans.

1408
00:48:46,180 --> 00:48:47,980
Because when he went to the police,

1409
00:48:47,980 --> 00:48:49,340
no, we missed their,

1410
00:48:49,340 --> 00:48:51,820
we didn't talk about them having their God orgasm

1411
00:48:51,820 --> 00:48:52,980
when they're in jail.

1412
00:48:52,980 --> 00:48:55,420
So when they're in jail, they're both,

1413
00:48:55,420 --> 00:48:57,140
it's raining, I guess there's dripping.

1414
00:48:57,140 --> 00:48:58,820
Nobody, nobody.

1415
00:48:58,820 --> 00:49:00,260
Yeah, that whole thing.

1416
00:49:00,260 --> 00:49:02,740
Yeah, that leaky ass jail cell.

1417
00:49:02,740 --> 00:49:03,660
Yeah, leaky jail cell.

1418
00:49:03,660 --> 00:49:06,260
And then the two brothers wake up simultaneously,

1419
00:49:06,260 --> 00:49:07,580
which I don't buy.

1420
00:49:07,580 --> 00:49:09,260
What the fuck, dude?

1421
00:49:09,260 --> 00:49:10,420
I don't, what?

1422
00:49:10,420 --> 00:49:12,780
My fucking watch keeps going off saying

1423
00:49:12,780 --> 00:49:14,300
that the time zone changed.

1424
00:49:14,300 --> 00:49:15,860
And it's gone off like eight times

1425
00:49:15,860 --> 00:49:17,700
since we started this fucking podcast.

1426
00:49:18,660 --> 00:49:19,700
You're picking up the Nevada,

1427
00:49:19,700 --> 00:49:24,220
take off your watch or maybe ignore it.

1428
00:49:24,220 --> 00:49:25,940
Okay, shut the fuck up Austin.

1429
00:49:25,940 --> 00:49:28,500
I get it, fucking Christ.

1430
00:49:28,500 --> 00:49:32,540
I have a funny story about this movie in my actual life.

1431
00:49:34,460 --> 00:49:36,780
I was like, I saw this movie like first when I was like a kid

1432
00:49:36,780 --> 00:49:38,740
and I thought it was tits as fuck.

1433
00:49:38,740 --> 00:49:41,340
And I got my own copy.

1434
00:49:41,340 --> 00:49:44,260
I was watching it in my living room,

1435
00:49:44,260 --> 00:49:45,620
my mom's living room alone.

1436
00:49:45,620 --> 00:49:47,340
She was like gone somewhere.

1437
00:49:47,340 --> 00:49:49,300
It was just me at home alone watching Boondocks

1438
00:49:49,300 --> 00:49:51,260
and just having a grand old time.

1439
00:49:51,260 --> 00:49:55,540
And after this first shoot them up scene

1440
00:49:55,540 --> 00:49:57,740
where they kill those guys and it plays the music

1441
00:49:57,740 --> 00:49:59,380
when they're putting the pennies in their eyes and shit

1442
00:49:59,380 --> 00:50:03,500
and it's all, I get a knock at the door

1443
00:50:04,860 --> 00:50:06,300
about five minutes after that scene.

1444
00:50:06,300 --> 00:50:07,900
It's the police.

1445
00:50:07,900 --> 00:50:11,700
My neighbor had called the police on me for loud,

1446
00:50:11,700 --> 00:50:13,980
just for a disturbance.

1447
00:50:13,980 --> 00:50:16,100
Not because they thought a shoot them up

1448
00:50:16,100 --> 00:50:17,620
was happening next door.

1449
00:50:17,620 --> 00:50:19,860
No, they're just like, it's fucking loud.

1450
00:50:19,860 --> 00:50:21,500
Tell them to shut up.

1451
00:50:21,500 --> 00:50:23,740
They couldn't do themselves.

1452
00:50:23,740 --> 00:50:27,660
They had to go call crime fighters from fighting crime

1453
00:50:27,660 --> 00:50:29,340
to tell a guy to turn his TV down

1454
00:50:29,340 --> 00:50:31,580
instead of just knocking on the door and saying,

1455
00:50:31,580 --> 00:50:32,780
hey, could you turn that down please?

1456
00:50:32,780 --> 00:50:34,020
I can hear it in my apartment.

1457
00:50:34,020 --> 00:50:35,860
And I would have said, oh, okay, I'm sorry.

1458
00:50:35,860 --> 00:50:38,580
I'm watching a great movie, Boondocks Saints.

1459
00:50:38,580 --> 00:50:39,420
I get it.

1460
00:50:39,420 --> 00:50:42,220
And the cop, I'm like, oh, I'm just watching a movie.

1461
00:50:42,220 --> 00:50:44,660
Cop comes in, he's like, oh, Boondocks Saints.

1462
00:50:44,660 --> 00:50:46,180
No wonder it was so loud.

1463
00:50:46,180 --> 00:50:47,860
He came into your home?

1464
00:50:47,860 --> 00:50:49,740
I invited him, I'm like, I'm just watching TV.

1465
00:50:49,740 --> 00:50:52,460
Like, does this really sound that loud?

1466
00:50:52,460 --> 00:50:53,980
And he's like, oh, it's Boondocks Saints.

1467
00:50:53,980 --> 00:50:54,820
No wonder it's loud.

1468
00:50:54,820 --> 00:50:55,640
Just turned down a little bit.

1469
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:56,480
Good movie though.

1470
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:58,580
He's like, oh, I love this movie.

1471
00:50:58,580 --> 00:51:00,340
It seems like a movie a cop would like.

1472
00:51:00,340 --> 00:51:02,140
Yeah, that makes sense.

1473
00:51:02,140 --> 00:51:05,660
Well, yeah, no, my cop friend loves Boondocks Saints.

1474
00:51:05,660 --> 00:51:06,500
He's like a cop.

1475
00:51:06,500 --> 00:51:07,980
I like how you became my lawyer for a second.

1476
00:51:07,980 --> 00:51:09,620
You were like, you let him in your home?

1477
00:51:09,620 --> 00:51:10,460
Yeah.

1478
00:51:10,460 --> 00:51:11,300
Never.

1479
00:51:11,300 --> 00:51:12,700
They don't have a fucking warrant.

1480
00:51:12,700 --> 00:51:13,820
You don't let him come inside.

1481
00:51:13,820 --> 00:51:16,220
The Corona Police Department actually,

1482
00:51:17,260 --> 00:51:19,660
we had a raccoon problem in our house.

1483
00:51:19,660 --> 00:51:21,740
They were living in the crawl space

1484
00:51:21,740 --> 00:51:23,180
or the attic or something.

1485
00:51:23,180 --> 00:51:26,480
And I was in the backyard and I saw them crawling up there.

1486
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:29,980
And I guess my neighbor heard me and my brother talking.

1487
00:51:29,980 --> 00:51:32,340
He's like, why don't we just get a fucking BB gun

1488
00:51:32,340 --> 00:51:33,860
and shoot them or some shit?

1489
00:51:33,860 --> 00:51:36,300
Like I was just, I was like, why can't we?

1490
00:51:36,300 --> 00:51:38,300
I wasn't saying we were going to.

1491
00:51:38,300 --> 00:51:42,780
And my neighbor called the police on us.

1492
00:51:42,780 --> 00:51:46,500
And it was just me by myself.

1493
00:51:46,500 --> 00:51:50,420
And they were like, you know, we got a call saying

1494
00:51:50,420 --> 00:51:53,140
someone had a gun here and was gonna shoot a raccoon.

1495
00:51:53,140 --> 00:51:55,420
I'm like, no, that's not true at all.

1496
00:51:55,420 --> 00:51:57,620
And they literally just walked in the house

1497
00:51:57,620 --> 00:52:00,660
and just started searching for shit, like illegally.

1498
00:52:00,660 --> 00:52:01,500
Oh.

1499
00:52:01,500 --> 00:52:04,500
And then they found an old bottle rocket

1500
00:52:04,500 --> 00:52:06,700
I lit off a long time ago.

1501
00:52:06,700 --> 00:52:08,940
And like, oh, what's this?

1502
00:52:08,940 --> 00:52:10,620
The old bottle rocket.

1503
00:52:10,620 --> 00:52:13,180
Like you mean some trash in my backyard that you found?

1504
00:52:13,180 --> 00:52:15,920
Like they literally went through our shit.

1505
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:19,700
They went looking under my bed, in drawers, in cabinets.

1506
00:52:19,700 --> 00:52:20,860
No search warrant, nothing.

1507
00:52:20,860 --> 00:52:22,020
They just came over and said,

1508
00:52:22,020 --> 00:52:23,740
we got a call saying someone had a gun

1509
00:52:23,740 --> 00:52:24,820
and was gonna shoot a raccoon.

1510
00:52:24,820 --> 00:52:26,300
And then they searched the house.

1511
00:52:26,300 --> 00:52:27,460
And I was like, that's not true.

1512
00:52:27,460 --> 00:52:28,720
And he literally swore at me.

1513
00:52:28,720 --> 00:52:29,560
I was a child.

1514
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:31,860
And he was like, you're the worst fucking liar, dude.

1515
00:52:31,860 --> 00:52:33,260
And then they just walked into the house,

1516
00:52:33,260 --> 00:52:35,580
started tearing shit up, searching for shit.

1517
00:52:35,580 --> 00:52:37,620
Didn't find, they found an old BB gun

1518
00:52:37,620 --> 00:52:39,980
in an, that I didn't even know we had.

1519
00:52:39,980 --> 00:52:44,640
It was my dad's, like from his dad's old BB gun.

1520
00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:46,920
And they, like, you had no right.

1521
00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:49,980
Even if something was true, you had to go come back

1522
00:52:49,980 --> 00:52:51,820
with a warrant, I wish I could go back in time

1523
00:52:51,820 --> 00:52:52,980
and sue them for doing that.

1524
00:52:52,980 --> 00:52:54,040
Bro, I'd say, okay.

1525
00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:56,740
So very, you got way more violated than I did.

1526
00:52:56,740 --> 00:52:59,480
But same, same vibe.

1527
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:03,140
I once was driving home and I,

1528
00:53:03,140 --> 00:53:04,540
this was when I was smoking cigarettes.

1529
00:53:04,540 --> 00:53:07,140
And I was flicking them out the window

1530
00:53:07,140 --> 00:53:08,700
because I was a fucking inconsiderate asshole.

1531
00:53:08,700 --> 00:53:10,820
And I admit that now, but I flicked a cigarette

1532
00:53:10,820 --> 00:53:12,580
out the window right in front of the cop.

1533
00:53:12,580 --> 00:53:14,440
Didn't see him pulled over.

1534
00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:15,300
He pulls me over.

1535
00:53:15,300 --> 00:53:17,180
He gives me a littering ticket.

1536
00:53:17,180 --> 00:53:20,200
And I pay it, you know, whatever.

1537
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:25,200
But then a year later, okay, one year later,

1538
00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:29,480
two cities over at a completely different time of the day.

1539
00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:30,960
So when I flicked the cigarette,

1540
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:34,240
it was by my house at like midnight.

1541
00:53:34,240 --> 00:53:36,820
When he pulled me over, it was probably 10 30

1542
00:53:36,820 --> 00:53:38,940
in the morning, two cities over.

1543
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:41,700
He pulls me over.

1544
00:53:41,700 --> 00:53:43,160
I'm at a red light.

1545
00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:44,520
The light goes green.

1546
00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:45,600
I have the right away.

1547
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:48,320
It's just a straight, I'm going forward.

1548
00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:49,600
The speed limit is 30.

1549
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:52,680
I get to about 27 when the lights go on.

1550
00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:55,760
He pulls me over and says I was speeding.

1551
00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:57,460
And then he says, I recognize you.

1552
00:53:57,460 --> 00:53:59,720
I gave you a littering ticket a year ago.

1553
00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:02,520
And I was like, oh yeah, I guess I didn't recognize you.

1554
00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:04,000
And he's like, get out of the car.

1555
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:05,120
And he's like, have you been littering?

1556
00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:06,560
And he could see in my-

1557
00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:07,480
Have you been littering?

1558
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:09,960
He says, he sees, and I was like, no, look.

1559
00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:12,640
And he sees there's probably 20, 30 cigarettes

1560
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:13,920
in my little ashtray, right?

1561
00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:14,740
In my car.

1562
00:54:14,740 --> 00:54:15,920
I was like, I've never have it.

1563
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:18,240
Won't, you know, I never will again after that ticket.

1564
00:54:18,240 --> 00:54:19,080
Right?

1565
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:19,900
You set me right.

1566
00:54:19,900 --> 00:54:20,800
He's like, get out of the car.

1567
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:23,080
And then he puts me in cups.

1568
00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:25,600
He searches me, sits me on the curb,

1569
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:27,800
and then just searches my entire fucking car.

1570
00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:32,560
Dumps my ashtray on the ground to look at it,

1571
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:34,320
leaves the cigarettes there for me to pick up later.

1572
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:37,560
They were really struggling for quota back then, weren't they?

1573
00:54:37,560 --> 00:54:38,400
Bro.

1574
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:40,280
They just love traffic.

1575
00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:41,980
Out here, dude, fucking cops,

1576
00:54:41,980 --> 00:54:43,800
all they're doing is busting tweakers.

1577
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:45,640
And those tweakers just roll over for it.

1578
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:49,480
They're not fighting criminals that will shoot them.

1579
00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:50,640
Like most- Very rarely.

1580
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:53,480
Most of the shootings are just a crazy guy.

1581
00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:55,880
It's just, it's not actual criminals that are like,

1582
00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:58,960
I gotta kill this cop and I'm not going back to jail.

1583
00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:00,200
None of that shit, dude.

1584
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:02,020
It's all traffic fucking.

1585
00:55:02,020 --> 00:55:03,840
I know you have cop friends and they're probably listening,

1586
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:06,220
but like, I'm pretty sure they agree with me.

1587
00:55:06,220 --> 00:55:08,200
A bunch of our cops are assholes and pussies.

1588
00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:10,760
I joined the force to fight crime and to stop

1589
00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:14,320
and to save lives, not just bust the same tweaker every week.

1590
00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:18,180
My cop friend who, oh, well, I'm gonna get some names,

1591
00:55:18,180 --> 00:55:21,240
but my cop friend has told me that like, yeah,

1592
00:55:21,240 --> 00:55:25,320
the traffic stops are really, he only does it

1593
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:27,200
when it's like an egregious something

1594
00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:28,920
that needs to be stopped, right?

1595
00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:30,400
When he'll stop a traffic stop,

1596
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:31,980
if someone does something stupid in front of him,

1597
00:55:31,980 --> 00:55:33,980
like if you run a red light in front of him,

1598
00:55:33,980 --> 00:55:37,400
like he's got to, because there's also the perception

1599
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:38,800
of everyone else there.

1600
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:40,240
What if I'm hitting a yellow light

1601
00:55:40,240 --> 00:55:42,880
and just because my back tires didn't go over the fucking,

1602
00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:44,280
like that stupid shit.

1603
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:45,120
I get that.

1604
00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:46,040
There's asshole cops.

1605
00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:47,880
I don't think he would be one of those guys,

1606
00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:48,960
but what I'm saying is though,

1607
00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:51,920
from the perspective of everyone else at the light,

1608
00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:54,360
if I saw someone run a red light and there was a cop there

1609
00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:55,840
and he didn't go after them,

1610
00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:58,520
I would fucking call the city the next day and be like.

1611
00:55:58,520 --> 00:56:00,600
Because I'm constantly, we drive all the time

1612
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:03,120
and I'm constantly like, where the fuck are the cops now

1613
00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:05,680
when a drunk driver's all over the road?

1614
00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:07,720
And they're never, never getting caught.

1615
00:56:07,720 --> 00:56:10,040
I mean, it's until it's too late.

1616
00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:11,400
So there's like literally one guy,

1617
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:12,240
and it's crazy because we do,

1618
00:56:12,240 --> 00:56:14,680
we drive around the city all day long,

1619
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:16,100
five days a week, right?

1620
00:56:16,100 --> 00:56:18,120
And there's this one,

1621
00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:19,760
it was like a silver charger or something.

1622
00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:22,160
And he was driving, when I say fast,

1623
00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:24,080
I'm talking up and down highway 95,

1624
00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:26,540
he was probably going 85, 90 miles an hour.

1625
00:56:26,540 --> 00:56:31,120
And he would, he's just zipping between truly dangerous,

1626
00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:33,320
unhinged, you don't fucking do this

1627
00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:36,560
on like a 40 mile per hour, 45 mile,

1628
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:37,760
that's just way too fast.

1629
00:56:38,860 --> 00:56:41,480
And he eventually, and like everyone was reporting it.

1630
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:43,280
I kept seeing like in the incident report,

1631
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:45,180
they're like silver chargers speeding,

1632
00:56:45,180 --> 00:56:46,800
silver charger, red or red lights,

1633
00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:48,280
silver charger fucking did this.

1634
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:50,400
He's riding people's asses while break checking

1635
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:51,840
or whatever, like people get pissed.

1636
00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:53,720
And then of course gets into a fucking accident,

1637
00:56:53,720 --> 00:56:57,360
but I don't know how or why that did, you know,

1638
00:56:57,360 --> 00:56:59,360
anyway, we're getting way off track.

1639
00:57:00,720 --> 00:57:03,140
So they got new jackets and then they,

1640
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:07,260
oh, and then he says,

1641
00:57:08,280 --> 00:57:10,600
I thought this was one of my notes for a second.

1642
00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:12,720
And I was like, why would I write this?

1643
00:57:12,720 --> 00:57:14,800
They just put cuddle, what a fag.

1644
00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:16,480
And I was like, why would I write that?

1645
00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:17,800
And then I realized that's,

1646
00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:19,200
I'm gonna put quotes around it

1647
00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:21,200
so that I know that that's a character said.

1648
00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:22,480
It was not me that said that.

1649
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:23,400
Right, I know.

1650
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:24,240
They kill all those guys.

1651
00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:26,040
I was, I write.

1652
00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:28,360
And then they pull that fucked up prank on Rocco.

1653
00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:30,040
And the thing that I liked most,

1654
00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:32,400
it was like a smart plot device to get Rocco

1655
00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:35,080
to like join them was that they sent him in

1656
00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:38,240
to kill six guys or five guys or something.

1657
00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:40,520
And they only gave him a six shooter gun.

1658
00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:41,360
Which I was like,

1659
00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:43,800
Eight guys, or no, seven guys, eight guys.

1660
00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:46,040
No, there were 10, or nine, nine.

1661
00:57:46,040 --> 00:57:49,480
He's like, there's nine, but his boss gave him

1662
00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:51,680
the six shooter, knowing that there was gonna be

1663
00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:53,600
more than six guys.

1664
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:55,040
And I was like, oh fuck.

1665
00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:58,440
So like, that's actually like a really smart like,

1666
00:57:58,440 --> 00:57:59,280
plot device.

1667
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:00,440
Also, if you're an asshole

1668
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:02,120
and wanna get rid of your funny man,

1669
00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:03,400
it's also very smart.

1670
00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:04,240
I disagree.

1671
00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:06,200
I think it's the stupidest part of the movie plot wise.

1672
00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:08,000
Because, hear me out.

1673
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:10,920
Everyone knows Rocco works for that guy.

1674
00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:13,800
If they sent Rocco in with not enough bullets

1675
00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:14,640
to get the job done.

1676
00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:16,040
But he had a name, he had Jafar.

1677
00:58:16,040 --> 00:58:17,600
Everyone knew he was Jafar.

1678
00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:18,440
No one would have known.

1679
00:58:18,440 --> 00:58:19,760
He had the name tag.

1680
00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:22,800
If he would have went in and potentially killed

1681
00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:26,440
even just all six of, he killed six of the nine guys

1682
00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:28,600
and the other three got him.

1683
00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:30,680
They would know who he was, who he worked for.

1684
00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:31,840
And there would be retribution.

1685
00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:36,120
Like, if that mafia guy really wanted to do it,

1686
00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:37,400
he would send like a nobody.

1687
00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:40,240
He would send like, he would send like a professional.

1688
00:58:40,240 --> 00:58:41,920
No, he is a nobody to them.

1689
00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:43,000
He's just a numbers runner.

1690
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:44,920
Like, they wouldn't know who he is

1691
00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:46,400
and he would have been dead.

1692
00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:48,040
So they wouldn't get the information out of him.

1693
00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:48,880
He would have just been shot.

1694
00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:51,040
I feel like Rocco's got a big mouth though.

1695
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:52,640
I don't feel like he's a discreet guy.

1696
00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:54,800
I feel like everyone knows who Rocco is

1697
00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:56,040
and who Rocco works for.

1698
00:58:56,040 --> 00:58:56,880
He is-

1699
00:58:56,880 --> 00:58:58,040
He wouldn't be wearing a disguise then.

1700
00:58:58,040 --> 00:58:59,880
He wouldn't be trying to wear a disguise.

1701
00:58:59,880 --> 00:59:01,200
It was a bunch of a disguise.

1702
00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:03,720
He put a hat on, a name tag.

1703
00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:05,640
He was serving them food too.

1704
00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:08,120
He was, that's why he's like,

1705
00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:08,960
they would have killed you

1706
00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:11,480
and because they know it was your last shot.

1707
00:59:11,480 --> 00:59:12,600
He's like, if I saw that,

1708
00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:13,840
I would have seen that there's too many of them

1709
00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:15,680
serving their fucking food and left.

1710
00:59:15,680 --> 00:59:19,920
No, no, I think that the guys there

1711
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:21,480
might not have known who Rocco was.

1712
00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:22,320
I agree.

1713
00:59:22,320 --> 00:59:26,400
The big bosses, Rocco maybe could have done exactly that.

1714
00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:30,000
Left if it was too much or killed whoever it was, right?

1715
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,360
But I feel like if they got him

1716
00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:34,280
and then they brought in some cleaners

1717
00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:36,240
or they brought in their guys to take care of it

1718
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:37,080
or whatever, the cops didn't show up.

1719
00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:37,920
They would figure it out later, right.

1720
00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:40,240
They would feel like the identity would come out.

1721
00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:42,640
At some point down the line,

1722
00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:45,440
Rocco, the names of the victims on the room,

1723
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:47,800
if the cops ever got there, would be published.

1724
00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:49,560
People would know, oh, Rocco, whatever.

1725
00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:51,440
Then you would be like, wait, why was Rocco there?

1726
00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:54,680
But I think what we're missing here is they want them.

1727
00:59:54,680 --> 00:59:56,400
That's the way the mob works.

1728
00:59:56,400 --> 00:59:57,240
They're making a statement.

1729
00:59:57,240 --> 00:59:58,360
Yeah, making a statement.

1730
00:59:58,360 --> 01:00:00,800
And then they pull, so first that,

1731
01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:02,960
that devastating thing happens to Rocco.

1732
01:00:02,960 --> 01:00:05,000
Then they pull the most fucked up prank ever,

1733
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:07,480
making him think that he's gonna fucking die

1734
01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:09,000
and then it turns out it's his friends.

1735
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:11,840
And then we get the funniest scene in the movie

1736
01:00:11,840 --> 01:00:14,280
where it was so funny to me as a kid

1737
01:00:14,280 --> 01:00:16,360
that I actually recorded the audio from it

1738
01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:17,880
on my Motorola Razr.

1739
01:00:17,880 --> 01:00:18,840
Oh, wow.

1740
01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:22,360
Fucking, what the fucking, how in the fucking,

1741
01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:25,280
did you two fucking fucks, fuck.

1742
01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:27,160
I thought it was so funny.

1743
01:00:27,160 --> 01:00:28,520
I'd be like, hey, listen to this,

1744
01:00:28,520 --> 01:00:29,880
to my fucking school friends.

1745
01:00:29,880 --> 01:00:31,600
Oh, did they like it?

1746
01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:32,760
Of course.

1747
01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:36,080
I think the prank is one of those,

1748
01:00:36,080 --> 01:00:36,920
it's weird.

1749
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:39,800
Actually, that's the second funniest part of the movie.

1750
01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:42,560
Fight Club, there's a scene where Brad Pitt

1751
01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:43,640
and Edward Norton.

1752
01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:46,200
He punches him in the ear

1753
01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:47,720
and he actually hit him in the ear?

1754
01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:48,760
No, no, I was gonna say,

1755
01:00:48,760 --> 01:00:50,160
I was gonna say they go and they find a guy

1756
01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:53,200
at like a 7-Eleven or like a quick mark or whatever

1757
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:55,240
and they pull him outside, they put a gun to his head.

1758
01:00:55,240 --> 01:00:56,560
Oh, and pull out his eyes and they're like.

1759
01:00:56,560 --> 01:00:57,880
Tell him to be a veterinarian.

1760
01:00:57,880 --> 01:00:59,320
Yeah, it's like, we're gonna fucking kill you right now.

1761
01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:00,440
What did you wanna do when you grow up?

1762
01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:01,800
He's like, I don't know, be a veterinarian.

1763
01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:02,640
It's like, why'd you stop, whatever.

1764
01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:04,200
And they make him go back to school.

1765
01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:06,320
He's like, and then with the guy,

1766
01:01:06,320 --> 01:01:08,080
and he's like, we know where you live, blah, blah, blah.

1767
01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:08,920
Did you read the book?

1768
01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:09,760
I did.

1769
01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:10,600
Is it actually, is it.

1770
01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:11,640
It's one of the best.

1771
01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:13,280
Is it a novel or a graphic novel?

1772
01:01:13,280 --> 01:01:15,560
It's a novel, there's a graphic novel sequel.

1773
01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:16,400
You get that?

1774
01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:17,240
So the.

1775
01:01:17,240 --> 01:01:18,080
What's the sequel?

1776
01:01:18,080 --> 01:01:19,560
There's three, there's two sequels.

1777
01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:22,800
Oh, sequels, it's Saint, he has a son.

1778
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:25,600
So it's him and Mila Jovovich character,

1779
01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:27,520
they have a child together.

1780
01:01:27,520 --> 01:01:28,360
Mila Jovovich, isn't it?

1781
01:01:28,360 --> 01:01:29,200
Oh, I'm sorry.

1782
01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:31,040
Helen Bonham Carter or something?

1783
01:01:31,040 --> 01:01:32,160
Helen Bonham Carter, I get that, sorry.

1784
01:01:32,160 --> 01:01:34,080
The names, they both have weird names.

1785
01:01:34,080 --> 01:01:34,920
They have weird.

1786
01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:37,120
Mila Jovovich, that's Resident Evil.

1787
01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:37,960
Yeah, I know, I know.

1788
01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:39,160
So Helen, yeah, her.

1789
01:01:39,160 --> 01:01:40,680
Nothing else, she's not in anything else.

1790
01:01:40,680 --> 01:01:42,000
Just, sorry, a little bit of a spoiler,

1791
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:43,840
but they have a kid, he's dealing with that,

1792
01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:45,480
because I can't remember.

1793
01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:46,320
But this is after they,

1794
01:01:46,320 --> 01:01:49,080
did they blow up the buildings in the end of the novel?

1795
01:01:49,080 --> 01:01:50,600
Is the novel different?

1796
01:01:50,600 --> 01:01:52,200
No, the novel's.

1797
01:01:52,200 --> 01:01:53,320
Frame by frame, basically?

1798
01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:54,160
So.

1799
01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:55,120
They blow up the buildings in the end.

1800
01:01:55,120 --> 01:01:56,120
I've always claimed,

1801
01:01:56,120 --> 01:01:58,400
because I watched them back to back after reading,

1802
01:01:58,400 --> 01:02:01,480
and I've done a lot of, I loved Fight Club a lot,

1803
01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:03,720
like maybe 10 years ago, it was real hard.

1804
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:06,800
I always have said it's the most shot for shot,

1805
01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:08,960
because the novel came first, the movie came second.

1806
01:02:08,960 --> 01:02:10,400
The only thing that's different,

1807
01:02:10,400 --> 01:02:12,400
the only difference that I can remember in the book,

1808
01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:14,640
in movie, the only difference is,

1809
01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:18,680
every chapter starts with a new recipe to make napalm,

1810
01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:20,280
or at least every few chapters or whatever,

1811
01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:21,960
you get like, hey, if he makes gasoline,

1812
01:02:21,960 --> 01:02:24,620
equal parts gasoline and kitty litter,

1813
01:02:24,620 --> 01:02:27,320
you can make a homemade napalm or whatever, right?

1814
01:02:27,320 --> 01:02:29,240
That's how he starts it, which is like fucking awesome.

1815
01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:33,200
And then the scene where Ed Norton goes to the cop station

1816
01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:34,680
to like turn himself in,

1817
01:02:34,680 --> 01:02:36,920
he doesn't actually go into the station.

1818
01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:40,960
He, well he does, but then two cops take him outside,

1819
01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:45,240
and they put him in a police bus, the prisoner bus,

1820
01:02:45,240 --> 01:02:46,960
and the scene happens where they're trying

1821
01:02:46,960 --> 01:02:48,680
to cut his balls off.

1822
01:02:48,680 --> 01:02:53,400
He escapes by jumping out through the bus window,

1823
01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:54,320
and then runs away.

1824
01:02:54,320 --> 01:02:55,360
That's literally it.

1825
01:02:55,360 --> 01:02:56,600
So the only difference is like,

1826
01:02:56,600 --> 01:02:58,360
he goes in the police station, the movie,

1827
01:02:58,360 --> 01:02:59,680
and then escapes that way.

1828
01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:01,120
Fuck, I need to watch that movie again,

1829
01:03:01,120 --> 01:03:03,080
I forgot all about them cutting his balls

1830
01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:04,200
about to cut his balls off.

1831
01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:06,040
Yeah, but the reason they even bring,

1832
01:03:06,040 --> 01:03:08,080
sorry, the reason they even bring up Fight Club,

1833
01:03:08,080 --> 01:03:09,400
it wasn't just to talk about Fight Club,

1834
01:03:09,400 --> 01:03:10,280
as much as that's who I am as a person.

1835
01:03:10,280 --> 01:03:11,640
We can talk about Fight Club.

1836
01:03:11,640 --> 01:03:12,960
Well, we're not supposed to, but again.

1837
01:03:12,960 --> 01:03:13,800
We're not supposed to.

1838
01:03:13,800 --> 01:03:14,640
Yeah, we're not supposed to.

1839
01:03:14,640 --> 01:03:15,480
Yeah.

1840
01:03:15,480 --> 01:03:18,080
When they, after they do that thing

1841
01:03:18,080 --> 01:03:19,560
where they put the gun to the guy's head,

1842
01:03:19,560 --> 01:03:22,200
and they walk and the guy leaves scared,

1843
01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:24,480
Brad Pitt turns to Ed Norton,

1844
01:03:24,480 --> 01:03:26,720
or Ed Norton is just thinking to himself

1845
01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:31,720
that the next tomorrow, when that guy wakes up,

1846
01:03:31,720 --> 01:03:34,580
it's gonna be the best day of his entire fucking life.

1847
01:03:34,580 --> 01:03:38,660
Every food that he eats is gonna be the best tasting food.

1848
01:03:38,660 --> 01:03:40,660
The air that he breathes is gonna be the sweetest air.

1849
01:03:40,660 --> 01:03:43,480
He's gonna love his children, he's gonna love his wife,

1850
01:03:43,480 --> 01:03:46,580
and his mother and father more than he's ever loved before.

1851
01:03:46,580 --> 01:03:49,140
He's gonna cherish every moment of it.

1852
01:03:49,140 --> 01:03:52,080
So same thing with Rocko.

1853
01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:53,700
The boys come in, they do this prank on him.

1854
01:03:53,700 --> 01:03:55,660
He just experienced death.

1855
01:03:55,660 --> 01:03:56,960
He experienced it.

1856
01:03:56,960 --> 01:03:57,800
That's what it is.

1857
01:03:57,800 --> 01:03:59,160
I mean, he didn't actually die,

1858
01:03:59,160 --> 01:04:00,860
but if you know you're going to die,

1859
01:04:00,860 --> 01:04:03,100
that's experiencing death almost.

1860
01:04:03,100 --> 01:04:07,520
He felt it, so he has a very limited amount of time left

1861
01:04:07,520 --> 01:04:08,900
anyway, as we find out.

1862
01:04:08,900 --> 01:04:09,740
He dies soon.

1863
01:04:09,740 --> 01:04:14,740
So probably that prank made the rest of his short life

1864
01:04:15,180 --> 01:04:16,940
the best that it could possibly be.

1865
01:04:16,940 --> 01:04:17,780
So I think-

1866
01:04:17,780 --> 01:04:19,780
I really wish everything you just said was true,

1867
01:04:19,780 --> 01:04:21,980
but from experience, I can tell you it's not.

1868
01:04:23,460 --> 01:04:24,860
Oh yeah, because you had a heart attack.

1869
01:04:24,860 --> 01:04:26,860
But back to Fight Club for a second,

1870
01:04:26,860 --> 01:04:29,420
you know how the Chinese version of Fight Club ended?

1871
01:04:29,420 --> 01:04:31,260
Is that movie released in China,

1872
01:04:31,260 --> 01:04:34,180
and everything's the same except for the very end?

1873
01:04:34,180 --> 01:04:38,340
When they're, before the bombs go off,

1874
01:04:38,340 --> 01:04:40,060
it like cuts and then it plays,

1875
01:04:40,060 --> 01:04:42,100
it shows text on the screen is like,

1876
01:04:42,100 --> 01:04:43,960
the police got to the bombs before they exploded,

1877
01:04:43,960 --> 01:04:46,700
and Edward Norton turned himself into the police.

1878
01:04:47,700 --> 01:04:48,700
This is how it is.

1879
01:04:48,700 --> 01:04:49,540
That's insane.

1880
01:04:50,500 --> 01:04:55,180
Okay, the last thing is the DVD.

1881
01:04:55,180 --> 01:04:58,660
There's a special edition DVD of Fight Club that came out.

1882
01:04:58,660 --> 01:04:59,500
I think I have it.

1883
01:04:59,500 --> 01:05:03,580
When you put it in, it does its whatever.

1884
01:05:03,580 --> 01:05:06,520
You see a menu for Never Been Kissed

1885
01:05:06,520 --> 01:05:08,520
with Drew Barrymore pop up,

1886
01:05:08,520 --> 01:05:10,760
and then it starts breaking,

1887
01:05:10,760 --> 01:05:13,300
and then it turns into the Fight Club room,

1888
01:05:13,300 --> 01:05:17,180
like a full zoom around his, you know the catalog,

1889
01:05:17,180 --> 01:05:18,380
when he's looking through the catalog,

1890
01:05:18,380 --> 01:05:20,420
and he's picking all the things he wants.

1891
01:05:20,420 --> 01:05:21,380
Dude, it's so good.

1892
01:05:21,380 --> 01:05:22,340
It gets you.

1893
01:05:22,340 --> 01:05:25,260
Remember when DVD menus were good?

1894
01:05:25,260 --> 01:05:26,100
Oh, I love it.

1895
01:05:26,100 --> 01:05:27,900
That's probably the finest example of DVD menuing.

1896
01:05:27,900 --> 01:05:28,740
Remember DVD?

1897
01:05:28,740 --> 01:05:30,220
DVD menuing I've ever seen.

1898
01:05:30,220 --> 01:05:31,900
Dude, I have a big collection of Blu-rays

1899
01:05:31,900 --> 01:05:33,100
just because I like the quality,

1900
01:05:33,100 --> 01:05:36,260
and I like actually being able to watch it whenever I want,

1901
01:05:36,260 --> 01:05:39,700
but I only collect DVDs if it's like a special,

1902
01:05:39,700 --> 01:05:43,960
I have Boondock Saints, the actual metal tin case.

1903
01:05:43,960 --> 01:05:46,740
I have the Fight Club thing with all the little soap,

1904
01:05:46,740 --> 01:05:49,700
like it has the soap card and like all that shit in it.

1905
01:05:49,700 --> 01:05:53,900
I think that we are going to probably get a renaissance

1906
01:05:53,900 --> 01:05:57,300
of DVD menu style things, because hear me out.

1907
01:05:57,300 --> 01:06:00,380
What is preventing an Amazon Prime and HBO Max,

1908
01:06:00,380 --> 01:06:04,020
a Netflix from when you go to the page of the show

1909
01:06:04,020 --> 01:06:06,860
or the movie you're watching, it is in itself

1910
01:06:06,860 --> 01:06:09,660
an interactive DVD menu style.

1911
01:06:09,660 --> 01:06:11,260
They had commercials for it.

1912
01:06:11,260 --> 01:06:14,340
The Watchmen Blu-ray that I watched like once a year,

1913
01:06:14,340 --> 01:06:16,780
there's commercials for like, oh, you can watch the movie

1914
01:06:16,780 --> 01:06:18,020
and like switch angles.

1915
01:06:18,020 --> 01:06:19,740
Like they recorded it from a different angle,

1916
01:06:19,740 --> 01:06:20,580
you can switch to that.

1917
01:06:20,580 --> 01:06:21,400
They can do all that.

1918
01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:23,280
You can go online and there's like all this different

1919
01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:25,300
online interactive shit you could do with the movie.

1920
01:06:25,300 --> 01:06:27,100
Seriously, why is it when I open up Netflix

1921
01:06:27,100 --> 01:06:28,820
and there's a director's cut and a regular cut,

1922
01:06:28,820 --> 01:06:30,700
don't I get a menu with all that?

1923
01:06:30,700 --> 01:06:32,660
You know, like, yeah, that's a good idea.

1924
01:06:32,660 --> 01:06:34,940
Behind the scenes, the deleted scenes.

1925
01:06:34,940 --> 01:06:35,900
Wonder why we don't get that.

1926
01:06:35,900 --> 01:06:37,740
Because like that's what it should be.

1927
01:06:37,740 --> 01:06:42,460
Especially if you're buying a movie online,

1928
01:06:42,460 --> 01:06:46,780
if you bought Twisters for 20 something dollars right now

1929
01:06:46,780 --> 01:06:48,340
on whatever streaming.

1930
01:06:48,340 --> 01:06:50,500
Yeah, they can for sure do it on extras.

1931
01:06:50,500 --> 01:06:53,400
Fuck dude, if I bought, like buying a streaming

1932
01:06:53,400 --> 01:06:55,780
just feels wrong because you know you're just going to get it

1933
01:06:55,780 --> 01:06:57,380
for free added to the conglomerate.

1934
01:06:57,380 --> 01:07:01,740
Now buying a Twisters experience for 20 something dollars

1935
01:07:01,740 --> 01:07:05,780
where when I open it up, a Twister fucking flies shit around

1936
01:07:05,780 --> 01:07:09,900
and slaps the menu up on there as I'm getting ready to stream.

1937
01:07:09,900 --> 01:07:11,140
It's still streaming.

1938
01:07:11,140 --> 01:07:11,980
Right.

1939
01:07:11,980 --> 01:07:12,820
But it's like at least it's a little.

1940
01:07:12,820 --> 01:07:14,020
Yeah, you could do all that

1941
01:07:14,020 --> 01:07:15,780
and then have special features and all that on there.

1942
01:07:15,780 --> 01:07:17,780
Yeah, it would be great.

1943
01:07:17,780 --> 01:07:18,620
All right.

1944
01:07:18,620 --> 01:07:19,460
I'm a fucking genius.

1945
01:07:19,460 --> 01:07:21,380
You need to call Netflix actually.

1946
01:07:21,380 --> 01:07:22,980
This is probably a good idea.

1947
01:07:22,980 --> 01:07:25,980
Let's talk about the cat.

1948
01:07:25,980 --> 01:07:27,300
Wait, in the second movie?

1949
01:07:27,300 --> 01:07:28,140
I was avoiding the cat.

1950
01:07:28,140 --> 01:07:28,980
Oh, sorry.

1951
01:07:28,980 --> 01:07:29,820
Yeah.

1952
01:07:29,820 --> 01:07:30,820
Avoiding the cat.

1953
01:07:30,820 --> 01:07:33,540
Oh my God, is that why there's so many fucking cats

1954
01:07:33,540 --> 01:07:34,540
in the second one?

1955
01:07:35,460 --> 01:07:37,300
Isn't that why there's so many cats in the second one?

1956
01:07:37,300 --> 01:07:39,540
In the second one when Rocco gives him

1957
01:07:39,540 --> 01:07:40,780
that motivational speech,

1958
01:07:40,780 --> 01:07:43,940
which is a little bit dated now looking back to it.

1959
01:07:43,940 --> 01:07:46,560
Like it was cool to see Rocco again, got a little fat.

1960
01:07:46,560 --> 01:07:51,140
But when Greenlee dies in the second one

1961
01:07:51,140 --> 01:07:53,020
and then it like cuts and everything.

1962
01:07:53,020 --> 01:07:54,460
And then they're just sitting at the bar,

1963
01:07:54,460 --> 01:07:55,620
it's black and white.

1964
01:07:55,620 --> 01:07:58,740
And then Rocco comes up and pours him a couple of drinks.

1965
01:07:58,740 --> 01:08:00,540
You see that same cat walk by.

1966
01:08:00,540 --> 01:08:01,540
So it's like he's dead,

1967
01:08:01,540 --> 01:08:03,860
but the cat's also dead in the daydream with them.

1968
01:08:03,860 --> 01:08:05,180
Yes.

1969
01:08:05,180 --> 01:08:07,980
So that's the ghost of the cat.

1970
01:08:07,980 --> 01:08:09,420
That's my theory is that.

1971
01:08:09,420 --> 01:08:10,260
No, it is.

1972
01:08:10,260 --> 01:08:11,900
It's in the director setting.

1973
01:08:11,900 --> 01:08:13,780
He says, yeah, see the cat.

1974
01:08:13,780 --> 01:08:15,740
It's like a nice not remember the cat scene.

1975
01:08:15,740 --> 01:08:16,840
That was so funny, right?

1976
01:08:16,840 --> 01:08:18,060
They're all getting wasted.

1977
01:08:18,060 --> 01:08:19,020
And he's like, that's it.

1978
01:08:19,020 --> 01:08:20,020
I'm joining.

1979
01:08:20,020 --> 01:08:20,860
I'm done.

1980
01:08:20,860 --> 01:08:23,100
And he's looking and right before he slams the table

1981
01:08:23,100 --> 01:08:24,820
and it shoots a cat, you hear the cat go,

1982
01:08:24,820 --> 01:08:26,380
meow, and it dies.

1983
01:08:26,380 --> 01:08:27,220
It's shot.

1984
01:08:27,220 --> 01:08:28,460
That is one of the funnier.

1985
01:08:28,460 --> 01:08:30,340
And then, sorry.

1986
01:08:30,340 --> 01:08:33,900
And then fast forward a little later,

1987
01:08:33,900 --> 01:08:38,060
they very shittily wiped the blood off the wall

1988
01:08:38,060 --> 01:08:39,060
to where you could see.

1989
01:08:39,060 --> 01:08:41,020
It's just, they just wiped the blood around

1990
01:08:41,020 --> 01:08:42,420
and then they covered the bowl

1991
01:08:42,420 --> 01:08:44,300
with a little picture of the cat.

1992
01:08:44,300 --> 01:08:45,140
It's just so funny.

1993
01:08:45,140 --> 01:08:46,620
I didn't even notice that.

1994
01:08:46,620 --> 01:08:48,020
Yeah, dude, you go back and look at it.

1995
01:08:48,020 --> 01:08:49,720
There's the little shitty framed,

1996
01:08:49,720 --> 01:08:51,660
like crooked picture of the cat on the cover

1997
01:08:51,660 --> 01:08:52,500
in the bowl.

1998
01:08:52,500 --> 01:08:53,460
That's so funny.

1999
01:08:53,460 --> 01:08:56,480
I put the cat, I just put the cat, LOL.

2000
01:08:58,300 --> 01:08:59,620
Oh, okay.

2001
01:08:59,620 --> 01:09:02,200
At one start, just before the cat thing,

2002
01:09:02,200 --> 01:09:06,520
I think Rocco says to them, you should be in every city.

2003
01:09:06,520 --> 01:09:07,820
I wrote that down as a quote.

2004
01:09:07,820 --> 01:09:10,660
And then I put, is that a setup for two and three?

2005
01:09:10,660 --> 01:09:13,020
Because not necessarily two,

2006
01:09:13,020 --> 01:09:15,280
although two, they do recruit somebody.

2007
01:09:15,280 --> 01:09:17,580
So they go from a two man to a three man operation.

2008
01:09:17,580 --> 01:09:19,740
If you include the girl and the detectives,

2009
01:09:19,740 --> 01:09:22,140
then it goes from initially a two man

2010
01:09:22,140 --> 01:09:24,020
to Willem Dafoe three man to then the,

2011
01:09:24,020 --> 01:09:25,800
well, Rocco and then the Mexican guy.

2012
01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:26,640
So now we're at five.

2013
01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:28,700
You think three is gonna be like 20 people out there?

2014
01:09:28,700 --> 01:09:29,540
I do.

2015
01:09:29,540 --> 01:09:30,360
Just fucking people up.

2016
01:09:30,360 --> 01:09:33,300
I think three is gonna be boondocks saints in every city.

2017
01:09:33,300 --> 01:09:35,900
I think there's gonna be more vigilantes coming up.

2018
01:09:35,900 --> 01:09:36,740
We're gonna get the-

2019
01:09:36,740 --> 01:09:38,580
Troy Tuffy talked about this.

2020
01:09:38,580 --> 01:09:40,580
We're gonna get the dark night

2021
01:09:40,580 --> 01:09:43,060
where everyone's dressing up like Batman.

2022
01:09:43,060 --> 01:09:45,860
The difference is I don't wear hockey pads.

2023
01:09:45,860 --> 01:09:47,020
And that's, we're gonna get that.

2024
01:09:47,020 --> 01:09:49,220
So we're gonna get a bunch of people dressed in jeans

2025
01:09:49,220 --> 01:09:51,440
and black jackets running around with silencers pistols,

2026
01:09:51,440 --> 01:09:53,420
just killing who they think are the mafia.

2027
01:09:53,420 --> 01:09:54,980
And it's gonna be up for the boondocks saints

2028
01:09:54,980 --> 01:09:57,380
to tell like what God really wants.

2029
01:09:57,380 --> 01:09:58,960
About two years after the second one,

2030
01:09:58,960 --> 01:10:00,980
which I saw in theaters,

2031
01:10:00,980 --> 01:10:02,540
I was going on a nostalgia trip

2032
01:10:03,460 --> 01:10:08,300
because two of my favorite movies were this original movie

2033
01:10:08,300 --> 01:10:11,940
and a SLC punk with Matthew Willard.

2034
01:10:11,940 --> 01:10:16,280
And there was a James Marandino,

2035
01:10:16,280 --> 01:10:20,180
the director of SLC punk, started a GoFundMe

2036
01:10:20,180 --> 01:10:24,580
or a Kickstarter, one of the two, for SLC punk too.

2037
01:10:25,580 --> 01:10:27,500
And I was like really into that.

2038
01:10:27,500 --> 01:10:30,420
I donated to it and the movie got made and it was all right.

2039
01:10:30,420 --> 01:10:32,340
You know, it wasn't what I expected.

2040
01:10:32,340 --> 01:10:35,220
And Matthew Willard wasn't in it for some reason.

2041
01:10:35,220 --> 01:10:38,580
But I would imagine because he's too expensive now.

2042
01:10:38,580 --> 01:10:39,700
He's shaggy.

2043
01:10:39,700 --> 01:10:40,540
He was.

2044
01:10:41,940 --> 01:10:45,780
But, and then I started following Troy Duffy

2045
01:10:45,780 --> 01:10:49,020
and he was talking about, oh, we're gonna make a TV show.

2046
01:10:49,020 --> 01:10:50,740
I was like fucking sick.

2047
01:10:50,740 --> 01:10:52,620
And it's gonna follow the boys

2048
01:10:52,620 --> 01:10:54,700
because at the end of the, it's a cliffhanger.

2049
01:10:54,700 --> 01:10:55,880
They're in prison now.

2050
01:10:55,880 --> 01:10:57,380
But even the guard likes them.

2051
01:10:57,380 --> 01:10:58,220
Everyone likes them.

2052
01:10:58,220 --> 01:10:59,040
The only people that don't like them

2053
01:10:59,040 --> 01:11:00,440
are the bad guys, criminals.

2054
01:11:00,440 --> 01:11:03,940
Then it ends and it was supposed to be like they inspire,

2055
01:11:03,940 --> 01:11:05,860
they came back and inspired everyone

2056
01:11:05,860 --> 01:11:08,060
to start doing boondocks saints shit.

2057
01:11:08,060 --> 01:11:09,680
And either they break them out of jail

2058
01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:10,780
or something like that.

2059
01:11:10,780 --> 01:11:14,500
Like that was gonna be the whole thing for the TV show.

2060
01:11:14,500 --> 01:11:18,380
But it was just gonna follow one set of people

2061
01:11:18,380 --> 01:11:22,380
who mimic their stuff correctly.

2062
01:11:22,380 --> 01:11:24,720
But then that, I don't know, that fell through or something.

2063
01:11:24,720 --> 01:11:26,140
That was back in 2012.

2064
01:11:26,140 --> 01:11:27,700
Well, the problem is there's a lot of that.

2065
01:11:27,700 --> 01:11:28,620
I watched that, like I said,

2066
01:11:28,620 --> 01:11:29,700
I watched that documentary after.

2067
01:11:29,700 --> 01:11:33,140
What happened with all of this was honestly

2068
01:11:33,140 --> 01:11:36,340
that Troy Duffy's such an asshole

2069
01:11:36,340 --> 01:11:38,740
that he can't get anything made.

2070
01:11:38,740 --> 01:11:40,480
It's just like there's no,

2071
01:11:40,480 --> 01:11:42,140
it doesn't matter how good his ideas are,

2072
01:11:42,140 --> 01:11:45,060
none of it matters because nobody can fucking work with him.

2073
01:11:45,060 --> 01:11:49,900
Did this movie come out before Columbine

2074
01:11:49,900 --> 01:11:51,020
or after Columbine?

2075
01:11:51,020 --> 01:11:52,900
After, 97 was Columbine.

2076
01:11:52,900 --> 01:11:55,740
No, it came out, okay, that's what happened to this movie.

2077
01:11:55,740 --> 01:11:57,340
That's why this movie,

2078
01:11:57,340 --> 01:12:00,020
this movie made $30,000 of theaters.

2079
01:12:00,020 --> 01:12:03,460
It was a huge failure because of Columbine.

2080
01:12:03,460 --> 01:12:06,360
It only got in five theaters because they,

2081
01:12:06,360 --> 01:12:07,240
it happened a week,

2082
01:12:07,240 --> 01:12:10,060
it was due to release the week after Columbine.

2083
01:12:10,060 --> 01:12:11,340
Hold it.

2084
01:12:11,340 --> 01:12:13,700
It was gonna go white the week after Columbine

2085
01:12:13,700 --> 01:12:17,260
and they had to pull it because it's so parallels.

2086
01:12:17,260 --> 01:12:18,100
Yeah.

2087
01:12:18,100 --> 01:12:20,900
You know, they dress like Columbine kids even.

2088
01:12:20,900 --> 01:12:22,700
So it became, it got,

2089
01:12:22,700 --> 01:12:25,500
it didn't get put in the theaters basically at all

2090
01:12:25,500 --> 01:12:27,580
and then what happened was about,

2091
01:12:27,580 --> 01:12:30,300
it took them like a year after that to get,

2092
01:12:30,300 --> 01:12:31,660
they ended up, this was the,

2093
01:12:31,660 --> 01:12:34,940
you remember Blockbuster when they were doing their own shit?

2094
01:12:34,940 --> 01:12:36,860
Blockbuster released this.

2095
01:12:37,740 --> 01:12:38,780
Oh.

2096
01:12:38,780 --> 01:12:39,620
And it made-

2097
01:12:39,620 --> 01:12:40,460
As a straight to DVD?

2098
01:12:40,460 --> 01:12:42,180
Straight to DVD.

2099
01:12:42,180 --> 01:12:44,420
Well, it had the five theaters to release

2100
01:12:44,420 --> 01:12:45,700
and then about a year later,

2101
01:12:45,700 --> 01:12:48,380
it got it, he got it into Blockbuster on their,

2102
01:12:48,380 --> 01:12:51,600
that program they did where they did independent films.

2103
01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:53,860
And so they put it into Blockbuster,

2104
01:12:53,860 --> 01:12:55,660
$50 million at Blockbuster.

2105
01:12:55,660 --> 01:12:56,940
And none of it went to Detroit.

2106
01:12:56,940 --> 01:12:57,780
It went to Blockbuster.

2107
01:12:57,780 --> 01:12:59,020
And not one penny to Detroit.

2108
01:12:59,020 --> 01:12:59,860
Ooh.

2109
01:12:59,860 --> 01:13:00,700
Wow.

2110
01:13:00,700 --> 01:13:01,900
That's gotta hurt.

2111
01:13:01,900 --> 01:13:03,740
So he got $300,000 of origin.

2112
01:13:03,740 --> 01:13:04,700
Now he did sue them.

2113
01:13:04,700 --> 01:13:07,020
He did end up getting royalties later,

2114
01:13:07,020 --> 01:13:08,740
but it took him years to get the royalties.

2115
01:13:08,740 --> 01:13:10,580
That's why it took so long between one and two.

2116
01:13:10,580 --> 01:13:12,380
Probably cost him a lot too to do that.

2117
01:13:12,380 --> 01:13:15,380
That's how he, he didn't have the right to make the sequel

2118
01:13:15,380 --> 01:13:17,340
until after he sued them and got,

2119
01:13:17,340 --> 01:13:19,660
he got the royalties from that and he got the rights.

2120
01:13:19,660 --> 01:13:21,860
The fact we even got a sequel is a fucking miracle.

2121
01:13:21,860 --> 01:13:22,700
Yeah, it's a miracle.

2122
01:13:22,700 --> 01:13:26,380
The fact that companies can own people's ideas is weird.

2123
01:13:26,380 --> 01:13:27,340
Yeah, they sell them to them.

2124
01:13:27,340 --> 01:13:28,180
I hate that-

2125
01:13:28,180 --> 01:13:30,500
You agreed to it, it's-

2126
01:13:30,500 --> 01:13:33,140
Well, no, I know, I know it was like a,

2127
01:13:33,140 --> 01:13:33,980
but it's just a weird-

2128
01:13:33,980 --> 01:13:35,900
It's the system, it's the same as the music system.

2129
01:13:35,900 --> 01:13:37,420
It's like an entourage how

2130
01:13:37,420 --> 01:13:41,580
the one studio guy is like an asshole.

2131
01:13:41,580 --> 01:13:42,820
He's like, I'm gonna take this script

2132
01:13:42,820 --> 01:13:44,140
and I'm gonna put it in a fucking drawer

2133
01:13:44,140 --> 01:13:45,180
and it's gonna stay there forever.

2134
01:13:45,180 --> 01:13:47,140
And it's like a good movie script that they had

2135
01:13:47,140 --> 01:13:48,180
that they wanted to make.

2136
01:13:48,180 --> 01:13:50,820
Like fucked up shit like that does happen.

2137
01:13:50,820 --> 01:13:52,340
But see, I believe that more,

2138
01:13:52,340 --> 01:13:55,860
I believe in that more than like the idea that like a,

2139
01:13:55,860 --> 01:13:58,580
I also, I've been having trouble lately with like

2140
01:13:58,580 --> 01:14:00,980
owning like ownership of land and stuff,

2141
01:14:00,980 --> 01:14:02,540
like in the sense of-

2142
01:14:02,540 --> 01:14:04,380
Well, you never own land.

2143
01:14:04,380 --> 01:14:06,580
Well, the government owns it, right?

2144
01:14:06,580 --> 01:14:08,380
And we're just, everyone's just basically just kind of-

2145
01:14:08,380 --> 01:14:09,540
You're just renting it, yeah.

2146
01:14:09,540 --> 01:14:12,900
Renting it long-term, even some generational renting.

2147
01:14:12,900 --> 01:14:15,140
You need to get a permit to build on your own property

2148
01:14:15,140 --> 01:14:17,140
that you own, that you get taxed on.

2149
01:14:17,140 --> 01:14:19,020
Yeah, you get taxed, that's what I'm saying.

2150
01:14:19,020 --> 01:14:20,940
You keep paying property taxes forever.

2151
01:14:20,940 --> 01:14:22,380
It doesn't matter, you don't really own anything.

2152
01:14:22,380 --> 01:14:24,740
With your already, you have to pay taxes for it

2153
01:14:24,740 --> 01:14:26,580
with your already taxed money.

2154
01:14:26,580 --> 01:14:28,620
We're all just fucked.

2155
01:14:28,620 --> 01:14:30,340
But then there's nothing you can do about it either

2156
01:14:30,340 --> 01:14:31,180
because there's not a thing you can do.

2157
01:14:31,180 --> 01:14:33,260
You can't fight the power

2158
01:14:33,260 --> 01:14:35,580
because the power runs everything.

2159
01:14:35,580 --> 01:14:39,340
Because even if I feel like there was a strong movement to like-

2160
01:14:39,340 --> 01:14:41,780
It's slowly fading because with all the information,

2161
01:14:41,780 --> 01:14:43,820
all the access to information we have now-

2162
01:14:43,820 --> 01:14:45,620
People that are learning how it works is more-

2163
01:14:45,620 --> 01:14:47,220
Sure, but that doesn't change the fact that the government-

2164
01:14:47,220 --> 01:14:48,580
No, it'll take hundreds of years for it to-

2165
01:14:48,580 --> 01:14:50,060
Also has now-

2166
01:14:50,060 --> 01:14:51,580
If we don't fall.

2167
01:14:51,580 --> 01:14:54,540
They have access to even more information than we do, right?

2168
01:14:54,540 --> 01:14:57,300
They'll always have access to more information than we do.

2169
01:14:57,300 --> 01:14:59,620
Like we know that extraterrestrials exist.

2170
01:14:59,620 --> 01:15:01,620
They said that, didn't they?

2171
01:15:01,620 --> 01:15:04,100
How come we don't talk about the alien shit more often?

2172
01:15:04,100 --> 01:15:07,260
Honestly, I haven't had a single conversation

2173
01:15:07,260 --> 01:15:10,500
about the fact that we found fucking aliens in the last year.

2174
01:15:10,500 --> 01:15:12,900
There's still like JFK stuff they can't release

2175
01:15:12,900 --> 01:15:16,700
because they have to wait for everyone involved in it to die.

2176
01:15:16,700 --> 01:15:17,900
And then they could release shit.

2177
01:15:17,900 --> 01:15:18,740
That's like-

2178
01:15:18,740 --> 01:15:19,580
It's like literally yesterday.

2179
01:15:19,580 --> 01:15:22,700
That's what, you know that happened yesterday, right?

2180
01:15:22,700 --> 01:15:27,700
RFK Jr. quit the race,

2181
01:15:27,700 --> 01:15:29,460
endorsed Trump and Trump says,

2182
01:15:29,460 --> 01:15:31,860
I'm going to release everything when I get in.

2183
01:15:31,860 --> 01:15:34,420
Right in front of RFK Jr.

2184
01:15:34,420 --> 01:15:35,380
Release everything about-

2185
01:15:35,380 --> 01:15:37,620
About the JFK assassination.

2186
01:15:37,620 --> 01:15:40,860
I mean, that's a, oh God, that's a bold move.

2187
01:15:40,860 --> 01:15:41,900
That's a bold move.

2188
01:15:41,900 --> 01:15:44,500
Everyone in America wants the tea, you know,

2189
01:15:44,500 --> 01:15:45,700
and he's got it.

2190
01:15:45,700 --> 01:15:47,700
Fucking Kamala should just do the same thing she did

2191
01:15:47,700 --> 01:15:51,780
when he did the no tips on, no taxes on tips.

2192
01:15:51,780 --> 01:15:53,860
She'd be like, fucking I'll release all the JFKs.

2193
01:15:53,860 --> 01:15:55,460
I don't care, I'll release the JFK stuff.

2194
01:15:55,460 --> 01:15:57,900
I mean, that's what she should do if she wants to win

2195
01:15:57,900 --> 01:16:01,300
is like, just say you're going to do all the shit

2196
01:16:01,300 --> 01:16:02,500
that Trump said he was going to do.

2197
01:16:02,500 --> 01:16:03,940
Why don't politicians do that more often?

2198
01:16:03,940 --> 01:16:05,180
It's like, yeah, I'll do all of that.

2199
01:16:05,180 --> 01:16:06,340
I'll do this as well.

2200
01:16:06,340 --> 01:16:07,220
As well, yeah.

2201
01:16:07,220 --> 01:16:08,180
I won't do this.

2202
01:16:08,180 --> 01:16:10,260
I am all for not taxing me on my tips though.

2203
01:16:10,260 --> 01:16:11,300
Whoever's going to take-

2204
01:16:11,300 --> 01:16:12,140
I would let a politician who's-

2205
01:16:12,140 --> 01:16:14,860
I kind of agree with that and I kind of don't

2206
01:16:14,860 --> 01:16:18,180
because like tips thing, the tips thing is a trip

2207
01:16:18,180 --> 01:16:22,420
because like the waiter that works at the steakhouse

2208
01:16:22,420 --> 01:16:27,420
over there at the casino and makes $200,000 a year, right?

2209
01:16:27,580 --> 01:16:29,020
As a waiter.

2210
01:16:29,020 --> 01:16:31,700
Okay, should he not pay taxes?

2211
01:16:31,700 --> 01:16:34,420
Any more than the guy working 200,000 somewhere else

2212
01:16:34,420 --> 01:16:35,260
doesn't pay taxes?

2213
01:16:35,260 --> 01:16:37,220
I don't really understand the concept.

2214
01:16:37,220 --> 01:16:40,100
Now, if you want to say nobody under 50 grand pays taxes.

2215
01:16:40,100 --> 01:16:41,300
Okay, that's cool.

2216
01:16:41,300 --> 01:16:43,500
Why should somebody who's working as a waiter

2217
01:16:43,500 --> 01:16:45,380
making 50 grand not pay taxes,

2218
01:16:45,380 --> 01:16:48,900
but somebody who's working as a Circle K

2219
01:16:48,900 --> 01:16:51,580
making 35,000 should pay taxes?

2220
01:16:51,580 --> 01:16:52,860
That doesn't make any sense.

2221
01:16:52,860 --> 01:16:54,300
I see that on one hand, but on the other hand,

2222
01:16:54,300 --> 01:16:55,140
I also see-

2223
01:16:55,140 --> 01:16:56,660
You just talk your own personal greed

2224
01:16:56,660 --> 01:16:57,500
I'm trying to leave out.

2225
01:16:57,500 --> 01:17:02,500
I look at tips as it's like a bonus to your job.

2226
01:17:04,100 --> 01:17:05,780
Like I understand that they pay you less,

2227
01:17:05,780 --> 01:17:07,180
but that's the risk you take.

2228
01:17:07,180 --> 01:17:10,340
You can only make that if you live in a state

2229
01:17:10,340 --> 01:17:11,860
where you get full minimum wage.

2230
01:17:11,860 --> 01:17:13,220
We don't.

2231
01:17:13,220 --> 01:17:15,300
So it's part of your pay.

2232
01:17:15,300 --> 01:17:18,100
Yeah, no, no, no, but I think we gamble, right?

2233
01:17:18,100 --> 01:17:19,180
Our job is a gamble.

2234
01:17:19,180 --> 01:17:22,660
We gamble because we take the risk of getting paid less

2235
01:17:22,660 --> 01:17:27,660
than minimum wage to get more than minimum wage

2236
01:17:28,420 --> 01:17:29,420
from tips, right?

2237
01:17:29,420 --> 01:17:30,260
Yeah.

2238
01:17:30,260 --> 01:17:31,460
So we gamble it.

2239
01:17:31,460 --> 01:17:34,340
I think that's on us.

2240
01:17:34,340 --> 01:17:36,500
So you're saying that if I win 100,000 gambling

2241
01:17:36,500 --> 01:17:38,780
on a football, I shouldn't have to pay tax?

2242
01:17:38,780 --> 01:17:39,820
I feel like gambling.

2243
01:17:39,820 --> 01:17:40,660
I don't know.

2244
01:17:40,660 --> 01:17:41,500
I don't know if gambling should be taxed.

2245
01:17:41,500 --> 01:17:43,100
There's also a thing where it's like

2246
01:17:43,100 --> 01:17:45,260
the rich don't really pay as much.

2247
01:17:45,260 --> 01:17:46,100
It's like, I feel-

2248
01:17:46,100 --> 01:17:46,920
No, they don't.

2249
01:17:46,920 --> 01:17:47,840
That's why I said I was using an example.

2250
01:17:47,840 --> 01:17:48,680
That's why-

2251
01:17:48,680 --> 01:17:49,500
If you're making a shit ton-

2252
01:17:49,500 --> 01:17:50,420
I think what they should say is under 50 grand,

2253
01:17:50,420 --> 01:17:51,260
you don't pay tax.

2254
01:17:51,260 --> 01:17:53,020
If you're making a shit ton, you should be able

2255
01:17:53,020 --> 01:17:54,700
to fork some over.

2256
01:17:54,700 --> 01:17:55,540
Right, I agree.

2257
01:17:55,540 --> 01:17:56,860
Just in general, if you make under 50,000-

2258
01:17:56,860 --> 01:17:58,420
But if you're a $200,000 waiter,

2259
01:17:58,420 --> 01:18:01,620
you ought to pay taxes like any other $200,000 person.

2260
01:18:01,620 --> 01:18:02,940
That's all I was saying.

2261
01:18:02,940 --> 01:18:04,780
Taxes fuck everybody every year,

2262
01:18:04,780 --> 01:18:06,740
except rich people because they can afford it.

2263
01:18:06,740 --> 01:18:08,580
Because they don't even,

2264
01:18:08,580 --> 01:18:09,660
I love how rich people do it.

2265
01:18:09,660 --> 01:18:11,180
They just take loans on their shit

2266
01:18:11,180 --> 01:18:12,440
and don't pay taxes at all.

2267
01:18:12,440 --> 01:18:13,940
The world's fucked up.

2268
01:18:13,940 --> 01:18:15,380
So after they shoot the cat-

2269
01:18:15,380 --> 01:18:17,940
There was a firefighter coming up next.

2270
01:18:17,940 --> 01:18:21,580
They're having that talk in that alleyway.

2271
01:18:21,580 --> 01:18:23,980
And then Rocco fucks off.

2272
01:18:23,980 --> 01:18:26,660
And then Norman Reedus comes out.

2273
01:18:26,660 --> 01:18:28,020
And he's just like,

2274
01:18:28,020 --> 01:18:30,020
fuck it, last time, I'm gonna see ya.

2275
01:18:30,020 --> 01:18:32,740
And does that weird M&M hand gesture.

2276
01:18:32,740 --> 01:18:33,580
He's rapping.

2277
01:18:33,580 --> 01:18:35,500
I thought that was interesting.

2278
01:18:35,500 --> 01:18:36,860
Yeah, I think I remember that.

2279
01:18:36,860 --> 01:18:38,380
And then they go back to the apartment.

2280
01:18:38,380 --> 01:18:39,820
It flashes forward.

2281
01:18:39,820 --> 01:18:42,600
And Rocco's like, pack your shit.

2282
01:18:42,600 --> 01:18:44,180
We gotta go, we gotta get the fuck out of here.

2283
01:18:44,180 --> 01:18:45,020
Pack your shit.

2284
01:18:45,020 --> 01:18:47,860
First thing he goes for is his vinyls.

2285
01:18:47,860 --> 01:18:49,140
That's the vinyl collection.

2286
01:18:49,140 --> 01:18:50,340
This is the first thing he grabs

2287
01:18:50,340 --> 01:18:51,180
and starts putting in the bag.

2288
01:18:51,180 --> 01:18:52,000
Rocco?

2289
01:18:52,000 --> 01:18:52,840
Yeah, Rocco.

2290
01:18:52,840 --> 01:18:54,620
He starts putting vinyls in the bag.

2291
01:18:54,620 --> 01:18:55,460
Gotta have your tunes.

2292
01:18:55,460 --> 01:18:56,620
And then, where's my cat?

2293
01:18:56,620 --> 01:18:58,340
I killed your cat, you druggie bitch.

2294
01:18:58,340 --> 01:19:00,860
Oh yeah, the argument with the girlfriend's pretty funny.

2295
01:19:00,860 --> 01:19:03,840
I can't go down the street and buy a pack of smokes

2296
01:19:03,840 --> 01:19:06,860
without running into nine guys, you fucked.

2297
01:19:06,860 --> 01:19:09,920
This is such a quotable movie with your boys.

2298
01:19:09,920 --> 01:19:10,760
It is.

2299
01:19:10,760 --> 01:19:12,600
This is where you drink a bottle of Jameson

2300
01:19:12,600 --> 01:19:14,100
and just start reciting the movie to each other.

2301
01:19:14,100 --> 01:19:15,540
Or that other British whiskey.

2302
01:19:15,540 --> 01:19:16,620
No, no British whiskey.

2303
01:19:16,620 --> 01:19:17,500
Jameson's right.

2304
01:19:17,500 --> 01:19:18,980
What is the name of that British whiskey?

2305
01:19:18,980 --> 01:19:19,820
So I know not to drink it.

2306
01:19:19,820 --> 01:19:20,660
Bushnells.

2307
01:19:20,660 --> 01:19:21,500
Oh, Bushnells.

2308
01:19:22,980 --> 01:19:23,820
I can't remember.

2309
01:19:23,820 --> 01:19:26,820
Oh, I can't wait to give my Irish friend so much shit.

2310
01:19:26,820 --> 01:19:28,260
That's his favorite whiskey.

2311
01:19:28,260 --> 01:19:30,380
I'm gonna be like, you know Bushnells is a British whiskey.

2312
01:19:30,380 --> 01:19:31,220
I think it's Bushnells.

2313
01:19:31,220 --> 01:19:32,860
I don't remember for sure from the movie,

2314
01:19:32,860 --> 01:19:34,140
but I think it's Bushnells.

2315
01:19:34,140 --> 01:19:36,180
We just got more evidence that Irish people like.

2316
01:19:36,180 --> 01:19:37,020
But is Bushnells a British?

2317
01:19:37,020 --> 01:19:38,960
You know what, I bet Bushnells is the forbidden fruit

2318
01:19:38,960 --> 01:19:41,020
of the whiskey world to Irish drinkers.

2319
01:19:41,020 --> 01:19:43,340
I bet you they secretly love Bushnells,

2320
01:19:43,340 --> 01:19:45,640
but they'll fucking fight anybody in the street

2321
01:19:45,640 --> 01:19:47,260
over Jameson any day of the week.

2322
01:19:47,260 --> 01:19:48,660
They don't give a fuck about Jameson.

2323
01:19:48,660 --> 01:19:49,480
It's too expensive.

2324
01:19:49,480 --> 01:19:51,180
Maybe it's their version of just like,

2325
01:19:51,180 --> 01:19:52,340
ooh, would it be a nutty?

2326
01:19:52,340 --> 01:19:53,260
Like, I don't know.

2327
01:19:54,220 --> 01:19:55,060
Yeah.

2328
01:19:55,060 --> 01:19:57,220
So we cut to the big,

2329
01:19:57,220 --> 01:20:01,660
then we cut to a scene of Willem Dafoe and the detectives

2330
01:20:01,660 --> 01:20:03,460
and they're in front of, I mean, I don't know,

2331
01:20:03,460 --> 01:20:04,300
we're at the now, but we're at the.

2332
01:20:04,300 --> 01:20:05,740
No, it's the Titty Bar, right?

2333
01:20:05,740 --> 01:20:06,580
What?

2334
01:20:06,580 --> 01:20:07,420
What Titty Bar?

2335
01:20:07,420 --> 01:20:08,620
They go to the Titty Bar.

2336
01:20:08,620 --> 01:20:12,620
We get the best tit in the world, in my opinion.

2337
01:20:12,620 --> 01:20:13,500
Oh.

2338
01:20:13,500 --> 01:20:15,360
I don't like what happens to it.

2339
01:20:15,360 --> 01:20:16,540
That's kind of fucked up.

2340
01:20:16,540 --> 01:20:17,540
What Rocco does with the tit.

2341
01:20:17,540 --> 01:20:18,380
He grabs it, yeah.

2342
01:20:18,380 --> 01:20:20,140
He grabs it and he's like, I'll tip her.

2343
01:20:20,140 --> 01:20:21,380
I'll tip her.

2344
01:20:23,180 --> 01:20:27,100
How many people who work at funeral homes

2345
01:20:28,060 --> 01:20:30,820
grab the titty or grab a penis or something?

2346
01:20:30,820 --> 01:20:34,020
According to Sam Kinison, there's a lot.

2347
01:20:34,020 --> 01:20:35,460
That happens a lot.

2348
01:20:35,460 --> 01:20:37,660
Oh, is it a joke about it or just a regular?

2349
01:20:37,660 --> 01:20:40,580
He has a joke about the gay community

2350
01:20:40,580 --> 01:20:44,780
paying more guys for like time alone with bodies

2351
01:20:44,780 --> 01:20:45,860
and then he does this whole thing

2352
01:20:45,860 --> 01:20:47,900
where he lays flat on the ground and he's like,

2353
01:20:47,900 --> 01:20:49,980
oh, I'm dead, I guess I'm in purgatory.

2354
01:20:49,980 --> 01:20:51,700
Go ahead, wait, what's that?

2355
01:20:51,700 --> 01:20:56,180
Ah, ah, ah, ah, someone's fucking me in the ass.

2356
01:20:56,180 --> 01:20:58,540
Life keeps fucking you even when you're dead.

2357
01:20:59,940 --> 01:21:02,700
I mean, I would imagine both.

2358
01:21:02,700 --> 01:21:05,500
If that's true, if that's true,

2359
01:21:05,500 --> 01:21:09,980
that people pay like morgues money to fuck dead bodies,

2360
01:21:09,980 --> 01:21:12,860
which I don't realistically see being a thing.

2361
01:21:12,860 --> 01:21:15,340
There's so many OSHA violations that would be.

2362
01:21:15,340 --> 01:21:19,940
Like, I can't, we can't at work drop a pan on the floor

2363
01:21:19,940 --> 01:21:21,340
and then pick it up and still use it.

2364
01:21:21,340 --> 01:21:23,500
We have to go back and wash it.

2365
01:21:23,500 --> 01:21:25,180
Imagine like, even if someone came in,

2366
01:21:25,180 --> 01:21:28,500
it was just like, I'll pay you a thousand dollars to,

2367
01:21:28,500 --> 01:21:29,580
I mean, I don't know.

2368
01:21:29,580 --> 01:21:33,300
I got a story about that where we had this drunk guy.

2369
01:21:34,140 --> 01:21:36,220
He was always drunk at work

2370
01:21:36,220 --> 01:21:37,900
and we were really busy with pizza

2371
01:21:37,900 --> 01:21:39,780
and people would complain and try to get free pizza

2372
01:21:39,780 --> 01:21:41,260
or they'd ask for something too specific

2373
01:21:41,260 --> 01:21:44,020
and this guy would go, oh yeah, throw it in that.

2374
01:21:44,020 --> 01:21:45,980
They're definitely getting floor cheese.

2375
01:21:47,220 --> 01:21:48,060
Yeah.

2376
01:21:48,060 --> 01:21:49,340
I never, I just looked away.

2377
01:21:49,340 --> 01:21:50,620
I didn't know, I don't know if he ever did it,

2378
01:21:50,620 --> 01:21:52,780
but he's like, they're getting floor cheese on the pizza.

2379
01:21:52,780 --> 01:21:54,620
I don't know if I've ever told the story

2380
01:21:54,620 --> 01:21:56,220
of the grossest thing that's ever happened to me

2381
01:21:56,220 --> 01:21:59,100
when I've worked somewhere, but this, I'll tell it.

2382
01:21:59,100 --> 01:22:00,820
And I'm not gonna give names,

2383
01:22:00,820 --> 01:22:05,180
but when I worked at a restaurant,

2384
01:22:05,180 --> 01:22:06,860
I'm not even gonna say the name of the restaurant.

2385
01:22:06,860 --> 01:22:08,380
When I worked at a restaurant,

2386
01:22:09,340 --> 01:22:12,300
there was a moment where a customer called

2387
01:22:12,300 --> 01:22:17,300
and was such a raging bitch to a coworker that I had

2388
01:22:18,420 --> 01:22:22,380
that that coworker went to go make the food

2389
01:22:22,380 --> 01:22:24,740
while I had to go on the phone and talk them down

2390
01:22:24,740 --> 01:22:28,700
for another at least 10 minutes of real time in the store

2391
01:22:28,700 --> 01:22:31,820
of like trying to calm them down.

2392
01:22:31,820 --> 01:22:36,500
That coworker took that food, went into the back,

2393
01:22:36,500 --> 01:22:39,580
masturbated onto it, jizzed in the food

2394
01:22:39,580 --> 01:22:41,460
and then sent it to the oven.

2395
01:22:41,460 --> 01:22:42,860
The only reason I know about this

2396
01:22:42,860 --> 01:22:46,980
is because a coworker told me later,

2397
01:22:46,980 --> 01:22:50,140
like a day or two later,

2398
01:22:50,140 --> 01:22:53,740
and the only reason I didn't report it was because like,

2399
01:22:55,060 --> 01:22:57,220
that would have been a news, that would have been,

2400
01:22:57,220 --> 01:22:58,740
what'd you say?

2401
01:22:58,740 --> 01:22:59,580
The only reason I didn't report it

2402
01:22:59,580 --> 01:23:02,660
is because I needed a ride home from that guy that night.

2403
01:23:02,660 --> 01:23:05,540
No, but I felt like if I had reported it,

2404
01:23:05,540 --> 01:23:07,060
that would have been a news story.

2405
01:23:07,060 --> 01:23:09,740
And that would have like, you know what I mean?

2406
01:23:09,740 --> 01:23:14,500
And so anyway, that girl or whoever it is

2407
01:23:14,500 --> 01:23:17,380
could still be working today.

2408
01:23:17,380 --> 01:23:18,740
I have a little more innocent one.

2409
01:23:18,740 --> 01:23:21,100
Don't be a bitch to your, I guess, the people that work.

2410
01:23:21,100 --> 01:23:23,340
The place I used to work at, they had a call center

2411
01:23:23,340 --> 01:23:25,620
for all the to-go pickup orders and shit.

2412
01:23:25,620 --> 01:23:27,420
And this one lady was just, same thing,

2413
01:23:27,420 --> 01:23:28,980
a giant raging bitch.

2414
01:23:28,980 --> 01:23:31,500
And then the person at the call center types in

2415
01:23:31,500 --> 01:23:32,980
whatever the order is and then sends it

2416
01:23:32,980 --> 01:23:34,300
and then we get it on a ticket.

2417
01:23:34,300 --> 01:23:36,460
So we don't have anything to do with taking the order.

2418
01:23:36,460 --> 01:23:37,300
Got it.

2419
01:23:37,300 --> 01:23:40,860
So we make the difference, we make the food, we send it out.

2420
01:23:40,860 --> 01:23:43,660
Person calls back and says,

2421
01:23:43,660 --> 01:23:47,100
so what happened was the person at the call center

2422
01:23:47,100 --> 01:23:50,900
wrote in the notes, customer is extremely rude.

2423
01:23:50,900 --> 01:23:53,380
And that went to their house and they read it

2424
01:23:53,380 --> 01:23:55,820
and they read that and they flipped the fuck out.

2425
01:23:55,820 --> 01:23:58,020
We have a separate side for our notes.

2426
01:23:58,020 --> 01:23:59,340
In-store comments, yeah.

2427
01:23:59,340 --> 01:24:00,700
In-store comments that we do for what they can see.

2428
01:24:00,700 --> 01:24:01,820
Just be aware out there,

2429
01:24:01,820 --> 01:24:04,700
there is a separate spot for in-store comments

2430
01:24:04,700 --> 01:24:05,540
that we remember.

2431
01:24:05,540 --> 01:24:08,180
We be writing comments, motherfuckers.

2432
01:24:08,180 --> 01:24:10,020
So we get this.

2433
01:24:10,020 --> 01:24:11,860
Worst thing I've done in a restaurant though,

2434
01:24:11,860 --> 01:24:14,460
we got a pizza and the person was an asshole

2435
01:24:14,460 --> 01:24:16,900
and they wanted barbecue sauce and we have squirt bottles.

2436
01:24:16,900 --> 01:24:19,300
So on the pizza for the sauce,

2437
01:24:19,300 --> 01:24:23,380
I just wrote fuck you cunt on it

2438
01:24:23,380 --> 01:24:25,220
and made the pizza.

2439
01:24:25,220 --> 01:24:27,500
They would have no idea, but I did that shit.

2440
01:24:28,460 --> 01:24:30,220
I did that a lot actually.

2441
01:24:30,220 --> 01:24:34,820
You basically did the equivalent of like,

2442
01:24:34,820 --> 01:24:36,700
you're mad at your kid and so instead of giving

2443
01:24:36,700 --> 01:24:40,020
a smiley face pancake, you made a frown face pancake.

2444
01:24:40,020 --> 01:24:43,780
You're a real rebel.

2445
01:24:46,180 --> 01:24:47,820
So we see that the stripper,

2446
01:24:47,820 --> 01:24:49,300
we see that the aftermath of that,

2447
01:24:49,300 --> 01:24:50,140
we see how that all went down.

2448
01:24:50,140 --> 01:24:52,620
We see Ron Jeremy get shot to death.

2449
01:24:52,620 --> 01:24:54,420
Well, which is pretty fucking cool.

2450
01:24:55,580 --> 01:24:58,420
Then the next one is the firefight.

2451
01:24:58,420 --> 01:24:59,500
It was a firefight.

2452
01:24:59,500 --> 01:25:02,860
And so when he's doing his thing,

2453
01:25:02,860 --> 01:25:05,500
he's got the music in, he's running around.

2454
01:25:05,500 --> 01:25:08,180
He fires his gun off a few times in the air.

2455
01:25:08,180 --> 01:25:10,420
Yeah, and you hear the police radios when it's done.

2456
01:25:10,420 --> 01:25:12,500
It's like false alarm, false alarm.

2457
01:25:12,500 --> 01:25:14,100
So it really happened.

2458
01:25:14,100 --> 01:25:16,620
So I was thinking if you get rid of the music

2459
01:25:16,620 --> 01:25:18,420
and all the dramatic camera angles,

2460
01:25:18,420 --> 01:25:20,140
if you cut to those three detectives

2461
01:25:20,140 --> 01:25:24,660
watching this FBI agent, he's just dancing around.

2462
01:25:24,660 --> 01:25:25,500
He gets on his knees.

2463
01:25:25,500 --> 01:25:26,980
He just fires his gun.

2464
01:25:26,980 --> 01:25:28,380
Because they can't hear the music.

2465
01:25:28,380 --> 01:25:29,220
I know.

2466
01:25:29,220 --> 01:25:30,660
So it's just, they just see him just dancing.

2467
01:25:30,660 --> 01:25:31,500
He fires his gun off.

2468
01:25:31,500 --> 01:25:33,080
It was a firefight.

2469
01:25:34,420 --> 01:25:38,580
And like, fucking, the fuck sanity.

2470
01:25:38,580 --> 01:25:40,740
Speaking of which, I have to question Rocco

2471
01:25:40,740 --> 01:25:42,860
about talking with this hitman guy.

2472
01:25:42,860 --> 01:25:44,220
Kills a whole family.

2473
01:25:44,220 --> 01:25:46,620
I'm just waiting outside smoking a cigarette

2474
01:25:46,620 --> 01:25:48,140
and then burns their bodies.

2475
01:25:48,140 --> 01:25:49,460
And he's like, but then he's like,

2476
01:25:49,460 --> 01:25:50,660
where's they at my fucking life?

2477
01:25:50,660 --> 01:25:52,380
And they kill all those guys.

2478
01:25:52,380 --> 01:25:54,740
But meanwhile, the main hitman's just taking his shit

2479
01:25:54,740 --> 01:25:56,020
in the bathroom.

2480
01:25:56,020 --> 01:25:57,780
And he's just sitting there.

2481
01:25:57,780 --> 01:25:59,740
The bullet goes through the window in slow motion.

2482
01:25:59,740 --> 01:26:00,940
He puts his glasses on.

2483
01:26:00,940 --> 01:26:03,300
Like, just another day at the office.

2484
01:26:03,300 --> 01:26:04,300
Pulls his pants out.

2485
01:26:04,300 --> 01:26:06,100
You have to see this guy's hog.

2486
01:26:06,100 --> 01:26:07,180
You see his dick?

2487
01:26:07,180 --> 01:26:09,140
And it's a hog too.

2488
01:26:09,140 --> 01:26:10,460
That's why he wanted it to be.

2489
01:26:10,460 --> 01:26:12,500
They gave us a tit and a dick.

2490
01:26:12,500 --> 01:26:13,780
He's like, I bet you that actor,

2491
01:26:13,780 --> 01:26:16,100
he's just like, what do you need me to do in the scene?

2492
01:26:16,100 --> 01:26:17,740
It's like, well, I guess we can have you

2493
01:26:17,740 --> 01:26:19,500
in the bathroom and be washing your hands.

2494
01:26:19,500 --> 01:26:21,900
How about I take him, I'm taking a shit.

2495
01:26:21,900 --> 01:26:22,740
Okay.

2496
01:26:22,740 --> 01:26:23,560
Oh yeah, come in.

2497
01:26:23,560 --> 01:26:24,900
Come in.

2498
01:26:24,900 --> 01:26:25,900
He's scared to shit.

2499
01:26:25,900 --> 01:26:26,740
Oh nice.

2500
01:26:26,740 --> 01:26:27,560
Hey.

2501
01:26:27,560 --> 01:26:28,400
Thanks.

2502
01:26:28,400 --> 01:26:31,060
We have delivery boys here.

2503
01:26:31,060 --> 01:26:33,060
With us as always.

2504
01:26:33,060 --> 01:26:35,380
Here, fire that gun off real quick, down the hallway.

2505
01:26:35,380 --> 01:26:37,060
But watch, but first wait.

2506
01:26:37,060 --> 01:26:39,420
First watch the gun, then watch the bullet.

2507
01:26:39,420 --> 01:26:40,980
So watch, wait, watch the gun.

2508
01:26:40,980 --> 01:26:41,820
Aim here.

2509
01:26:41,820 --> 01:26:42,820
No, aim at the chair.

2510
01:26:42,820 --> 01:26:43,900
That's where the other bullets are.

2511
01:26:43,900 --> 01:26:44,740
Oh, okay.

2512
01:26:44,740 --> 01:26:45,660
Aim at the chair, watch.

2513
01:26:45,660 --> 01:26:48,220
Now watch the gun first.

2514
01:26:48,220 --> 01:26:50,020
You saw it eject the chamber.

2515
01:26:50,020 --> 01:26:53,720
Now watch, it shoots a bullet too.

2516
01:26:53,720 --> 01:26:57,260
You load the little orange guy into the shell casing.

2517
01:26:57,260 --> 01:26:58,420
What?

2518
01:26:58,420 --> 01:27:01,140
Like five or six bucks on Tmoo was fucking cheap.

2519
01:27:01,140 --> 01:27:02,700
It was for the first time we heard this story.

2520
01:27:02,700 --> 01:27:04,060
I know.

2521
01:27:04,060 --> 01:27:04,900
It's probably 12.

2522
01:27:06,420 --> 01:27:07,260
Doesn't matter.

2523
01:27:07,260 --> 01:27:08,660
I got everything blurs together.

2524
01:27:08,660 --> 01:27:09,720
He just brought me a package.

2525
01:27:09,720 --> 01:27:11,100
I have no idea what it is.

2526
01:27:13,300 --> 01:27:14,460
Man, I've been buying all,

2527
01:27:14,460 --> 01:27:17,220
I bought a flesh light little thingy on Tmoo.

2528
01:27:17,220 --> 01:27:18,140
And you know what?

2529
01:27:18,140 --> 01:27:18,980
It's too small.

2530
01:27:18,980 --> 01:27:21,020
I was like, you guys knew I was going to stop by.

2531
01:27:22,340 --> 01:27:23,500
We did, I had you set up.

2532
01:27:23,500 --> 01:27:25,160
What's up, Brendan?

2533
01:27:25,160 --> 01:27:26,420
Yeah, of course.

2534
01:27:26,420 --> 01:27:28,260
Also tell me what you think of these Skittles gummies.

2535
01:27:28,260 --> 01:27:29,560
Oh yeah, they're so good.

2536
01:27:32,180 --> 01:27:33,300
Okay.

2537
01:27:33,300 --> 01:27:34,140
Well, that's good.

2538
01:27:34,140 --> 01:27:34,960
You came in at the perfect time.

2539
01:27:34,960 --> 01:27:36,380
That's going to give you enough time to get into the-

2540
01:27:36,380 --> 01:27:37,460
See how polite Brendan is.

2541
01:27:37,460 --> 01:27:38,860
Tail ended.

2542
01:27:38,860 --> 01:27:39,700
You like them?

2543
01:27:39,700 --> 01:27:40,540
You can have them.

2544
01:27:40,540 --> 01:27:41,380
You can have them.

2545
01:27:41,380 --> 01:27:44,220
We all hate, we hated the fuck out of them.

2546
01:27:44,220 --> 01:27:45,060
I was about to say-

2547
01:27:45,060 --> 01:27:46,180
My kids will eat them.

2548
01:27:46,180 --> 01:27:47,340
Okay, yeah, fuck it.

2549
01:27:47,340 --> 01:27:48,180
He has kids.

2550
01:27:48,180 --> 01:27:49,900
My sister's kids up with sugar too.

2551
01:27:49,900 --> 01:27:51,220
Oh, so welcome everybody.

2552
01:27:51,220 --> 01:27:53,300
But at the scene where they, oh.

2553
01:27:53,300 --> 01:27:54,420
Well, we're going to introduce them.

2554
01:27:54,420 --> 01:27:55,620
So we'll do it together.

2555
01:27:55,620 --> 01:27:58,540
Even though I already, the ghost of you is already here.

2556
01:27:58,540 --> 01:28:01,020
But now he's officially here everybody.

2557
01:28:01,020 --> 01:28:02,380
Say hello to Brendan.

2558
01:28:02,380 --> 01:28:06,380
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da

2559
01:28:06,380 --> 01:28:07,220
da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.

2560
01:28:07,220 --> 01:28:08,700
Ship me up to Boston.

2561
01:28:08,700 --> 01:28:10,340
I'm still not really here.

2562
01:28:10,340 --> 01:28:11,500
Really here, it's still the ghost.

2563
01:28:11,500 --> 01:28:12,540
He wasn't really here.

2564
01:28:12,540 --> 01:28:13,620
He walked in and sat down.

2565
01:28:13,620 --> 01:28:15,580
He's also still not really here.

2566
01:28:15,580 --> 01:28:17,000
Oh yeah, God.

2567
01:28:17,000 --> 01:28:18,140
Oh, that is your-

2568
01:28:18,140 --> 01:28:19,940
I ended up at work on my day off.

2569
01:28:19,940 --> 01:28:20,780
Did you?

2570
01:28:20,780 --> 01:28:21,600
I forgot that that was your-

2571
01:28:21,600 --> 01:28:22,440
Today?

2572
01:28:22,440 --> 01:28:23,500
Yep, OA.

2573
01:28:23,500 --> 01:28:24,460
OA today?

2574
01:28:24,460 --> 01:28:26,260
That's called it?

2575
01:28:26,260 --> 01:28:27,100
OA.

2576
01:28:27,100 --> 01:28:27,920
Oh.

2577
01:28:30,740 --> 01:28:32,300
Eh, eh, eh.

2578
01:28:32,300 --> 01:28:33,140
Sorry guys.

2579
01:28:33,140 --> 01:28:33,960
Fine, fine.

2580
01:28:33,960 --> 01:28:34,800
This is just work talk.

2581
01:28:34,800 --> 01:28:38,500
So we're at the part where it was a firefight.

2582
01:28:38,500 --> 01:28:40,380
Oh yeah, great song.

2583
01:28:40,380 --> 01:28:42,020
Great song, based on that.

2584
01:28:42,020 --> 01:28:44,580
If you cut to Willem Dafoe without the music

2585
01:28:44,580 --> 01:28:46,540
and he's just firing his gun off like an insane person.

2586
01:28:46,540 --> 01:28:47,380
It's kind of crazy.

2587
01:28:47,380 --> 01:28:48,200
Yeah.

2588
01:28:48,200 --> 01:28:50,940
I gotta point out though, that scene where like he tells

2589
01:28:50,940 --> 01:28:52,820
every, like says everything that happened

2590
01:28:52,820 --> 01:28:55,140
and like you see the boys like run into the room

2591
01:28:55,140 --> 01:28:57,620
and then they kind of like freeze for a second.

2592
01:28:57,620 --> 01:28:59,460
And then Willem Dafoe walks up and he's like,

2593
01:28:59,460 --> 01:29:00,980
oh yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

2594
01:29:00,980 --> 01:29:03,260
Like I just, I really liked that.

2595
01:29:03,260 --> 01:29:06,540
Like it seemed like it was a practical green screen

2596
01:29:06,540 --> 01:29:07,580
if you will.

2597
01:29:07,580 --> 01:29:08,540
Cause normally those things,

2598
01:29:08,540 --> 01:29:10,340
they just kind of digitally insert a guy,

2599
01:29:10,340 --> 01:29:12,300
but it was like actually him standing there,

2600
01:29:12,300 --> 01:29:13,660
which I really liked.

2601
01:29:14,520 --> 01:29:15,360
Gotta say.

2602
01:29:15,360 --> 01:29:17,580
So sometimes cheap, cheap-

2603
01:29:17,580 --> 01:29:18,420
Can look better.

2604
01:29:18,420 --> 01:29:19,260
Graphics can look a little more realistic.

2605
01:29:19,260 --> 01:29:21,920
And I don't think it was meant to be a freeze thing.

2606
01:29:21,920 --> 01:29:23,980
Well, when they, when they tased the wife and everything

2607
01:29:23,980 --> 01:29:25,300
that that was meant to be a freeze.

2608
01:29:25,300 --> 01:29:27,660
But when he walks in and they're like standing there

2609
01:29:27,660 --> 01:29:28,900
pointing the guns at everybody

2610
01:29:28,900 --> 01:29:30,740
and you could obviously tell they're moving and breathing.

2611
01:29:30,740 --> 01:29:34,340
I think that was intentional to like, I don't know.

2612
01:29:34,340 --> 01:29:35,180
God damn it.

2613
01:29:35,180 --> 01:29:36,000
Time zone change.

2614
01:29:36,000 --> 01:29:39,260
I liked the gay slurs at the gay bar from Willem Dafoe.

2615
01:29:39,260 --> 01:29:41,700
Thought that was pretty funny.

2616
01:29:41,700 --> 01:29:43,500
He was the only one throwing the gay slurs out.

2617
01:29:43,500 --> 01:29:44,340
Yeah.

2618
01:29:44,340 --> 01:29:46,340
And they looked, the looks that those other guys gave him.

2619
01:29:46,340 --> 01:29:47,180
Like, like, oh God.

2620
01:29:47,180 --> 01:29:48,700
How dare you?

2621
01:29:48,700 --> 01:29:51,380
Just, I don't, that's like, what a choice.

2622
01:29:51,380 --> 01:29:54,260
Cause I know Willem Dafoe is gay in real life.

2623
01:29:54,260 --> 01:29:55,100
Isn't he?

2624
01:29:55,100 --> 01:29:55,940
I have no idea.

2625
01:29:55,940 --> 01:29:56,780
I thought he was.

2626
01:29:56,780 --> 01:29:57,620
I didn't know that.

2627
01:29:57,620 --> 01:29:58,940
I thought he was.

2628
01:29:58,940 --> 01:30:01,820
The only rumor I heard about him on like every podcast

2629
01:30:01,820 --> 01:30:04,260
that mentioned him is that he's got a fucking hog on him.

2630
01:30:04,260 --> 01:30:05,340
That's it.

2631
01:30:05,340 --> 01:30:07,740
Him and Liam Neeson just packing.

2632
01:30:07,740 --> 01:30:09,140
Oh yeah, Liam Neeson.

2633
01:30:09,140 --> 01:30:10,980
But he's, but like-

2634
01:30:10,980 --> 01:30:11,820
Is he gay?

2635
01:30:11,820 --> 01:30:12,900
I thought he was gay.

2636
01:30:12,900 --> 01:30:14,100
Willem Dafoe gay, right?

2637
01:30:16,520 --> 01:30:17,360
He's gay.

2638
01:30:17,360 --> 01:30:18,420
He's gay.

2639
01:30:18,420 --> 01:30:19,660
Yeah.

2640
01:30:19,660 --> 01:30:21,100
But he has a special, wait.

2641
01:30:21,100 --> 01:30:21,940
Hold on.

2642
01:30:21,940 --> 01:30:22,780
Wait, this might be-

2643
01:30:22,780 --> 01:30:26,020
He's gay, he's gay, but he has a special connection

2644
01:30:26,020 --> 01:30:27,220
to classical music.

2645
01:30:27,220 --> 01:30:29,060
There's many things that are interesting about him.

2646
01:30:29,060 --> 01:30:30,500
Okay, yeah.

2647
01:30:30,500 --> 01:30:31,340
He was great in this.

2648
01:30:31,340 --> 01:30:32,180
Maybe they're talking-

2649
01:30:32,180 --> 01:30:33,900
No, I think he's breaking down the character here.

2650
01:30:33,900 --> 01:30:34,740
Yeah.

2651
01:30:34,740 --> 01:30:36,060
I don't think that that's about this movie.

2652
01:30:36,060 --> 01:30:39,400
I don't think you should take that as gospel.

2653
01:30:39,400 --> 01:30:41,460
That is him breaking down the, if you look down,

2654
01:30:41,460 --> 01:30:43,260
it's him breaking down the character.

2655
01:30:44,460 --> 01:30:45,860
It's, oh.

2656
01:30:45,860 --> 01:30:46,700
No, yeah.

2657
01:30:46,700 --> 01:30:47,520
Cause he's-

2658
01:30:47,520 --> 01:30:48,460
And put the word is in front of that

2659
01:30:48,460 --> 01:30:49,540
and you might get the writing.

2660
01:30:49,540 --> 01:30:52,420
You know, I'm a bit of a homosexual myself.

2661
01:30:52,420 --> 01:30:54,820
I heard he was gay once and I was like, okay.

2662
01:30:55,700 --> 01:30:56,740
Willem Dafoe is gay.

2663
01:30:58,060 --> 01:30:59,260
No, nope.

2664
01:30:59,260 --> 01:31:01,820
If we're doing this for 10 more seconds, it's getting weird.

2665
01:31:01,820 --> 01:31:03,220
Yep, we're done.

2666
01:31:03,220 --> 01:31:04,380
No, he's not.

2667
01:31:04,380 --> 01:31:05,700
He's not, but maybe he's, okay.

2668
01:31:05,700 --> 01:31:06,620
He's heterosexual.

2669
01:31:06,620 --> 01:31:08,940
He's so good at playing angry.

2670
01:31:08,940 --> 01:31:11,180
Like when he's doing the strip club

2671
01:31:11,180 --> 01:31:12,420
and then they find out there's another,

2672
01:31:12,420 --> 01:31:14,840
then we didn't think it was connected, he's pissed off.

2673
01:31:14,840 --> 01:31:17,020
And then he's like, why'd he do the bartender?

2674
01:31:17,020 --> 01:31:18,140
I hate cold crime scenes.

2675
01:31:18,140 --> 01:31:20,020
He's fucking pissed off, dude.

2676
01:31:20,020 --> 01:31:21,140
None of this is any good.

2677
01:31:21,140 --> 01:31:21,960
Fuck!

2678
01:31:21,960 --> 01:31:23,540
You know, like so great.

2679
01:31:23,540 --> 01:31:25,660
I think it's really missing one thing.

2680
01:31:25,660 --> 01:31:26,900
It needs more cowbell.

2681
01:31:26,900 --> 01:31:27,740
More cowbell.

2682
01:31:29,740 --> 01:31:30,580
Always.

2683
01:31:33,580 --> 01:31:36,020
It's weird to see him as,

2684
01:31:36,020 --> 01:31:39,660
think of him as like Green Goblin in the newest Spider-Man.

2685
01:31:39,660 --> 01:31:40,500
What do you mean it's weird?

2686
01:31:40,500 --> 01:31:41,460
This is the same part.

2687
01:31:41,460 --> 01:31:42,820
What are you talking about?

2688
01:31:42,820 --> 01:31:44,340
I'm saying the newest one.

2689
01:31:44,340 --> 01:31:47,540
Like the first Spider-Man in this

2690
01:31:47,540 --> 01:31:49,700
are kind of very same vibe.

2691
01:31:49,700 --> 01:31:50,700
Same vibe, yeah.

2692
01:31:50,700 --> 01:31:52,620
Where he was like, I bet you he,

2693
01:31:52,620 --> 01:31:54,100
they saw Boondock Saints.

2694
01:31:54,100 --> 01:31:55,700
They knew he could be Green Goblin.

2695
01:31:55,700 --> 01:31:58,180
Sam Raimi must've been like, oh yeah, dude.

2696
01:31:58,180 --> 01:32:00,260
He could totally do, like,

2697
01:32:00,260 --> 01:32:03,140
and even if he had played it like not as,

2698
01:32:03,140 --> 01:32:05,780
I hate that they made Green Goblin insane insane

2699
01:32:05,780 --> 01:32:07,020
in the movie.

2700
01:32:07,020 --> 01:32:09,620
I wish that he had been more subtly insane.

2701
01:32:09,620 --> 01:32:12,900
Like this would have been, like I wanted a more like just-

2702
01:32:12,900 --> 01:32:15,100
Like the beginning of this versus the end.

2703
01:32:16,100 --> 01:32:17,140
Yeah. Yeah.

2704
01:32:17,140 --> 01:32:18,060
That would have been cool.

2705
01:32:18,060 --> 01:32:20,420
Like just more, but anyway,

2706
01:32:21,820 --> 01:32:24,620
I put 1999 computers, question mark,

2707
01:32:24,620 --> 01:32:26,500
which aren't 1999 computers.

2708
01:32:26,500 --> 01:32:29,020
They would be 1997 computers.

2709
01:32:29,020 --> 01:32:30,740
How quickly it went through the whole database

2710
01:32:30,740 --> 01:32:32,060
and found the fingerprint instantly.

2711
01:32:32,060 --> 01:32:33,140
Oh my God.

2712
01:32:33,140 --> 01:32:33,980
Yeah.

2713
01:32:33,980 --> 01:32:34,820
Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop.

2714
01:32:34,820 --> 01:32:36,820
And then here you go, it's Rocko.

2715
01:32:36,820 --> 01:32:38,500
Or was it Rocko?

2716
01:32:38,500 --> 01:32:39,340
It was Rocko.

2717
01:32:39,340 --> 01:32:40,180
Yeah.

2718
01:32:40,180 --> 01:32:41,020
With his finger.

2719
01:32:41,020 --> 01:32:43,020
The guy, oh yeah, I put the case.

2720
01:32:43,020 --> 01:32:45,860
I forgot about Willem in drag.

2721
01:32:45,860 --> 01:32:48,980
He really committed to helping these guys out.

2722
01:32:48,980 --> 01:32:51,420
He really committed to helping these guys out.

2723
01:32:51,420 --> 01:32:53,420
He shaves, not well enough.

2724
01:32:53,420 --> 01:32:54,260
He should have waxed.

2725
01:32:54,260 --> 01:32:56,380
He still had that five o'clock shadow.

2726
01:32:56,380 --> 01:32:58,340
But that one goon didn't mind.

2727
01:32:58,340 --> 01:32:59,180
But I love-

2728
01:32:59,180 --> 01:33:00,860
Two of them didn't mind.

2729
01:33:00,860 --> 01:33:01,700
Yeah.

2730
01:33:01,700 --> 01:33:03,820
My favorite line of it is,

2731
01:33:03,820 --> 01:33:06,100
cause he's still an FBI agent.

2732
01:33:06,100 --> 01:33:09,100
He at some point turns into rooting for these guys.

2733
01:33:09,100 --> 01:33:11,700
Cause he's like, oh shit, they're killing the mob.

2734
01:33:11,700 --> 01:33:13,780
These cute big, huge freaking guys.

2735
01:33:13,780 --> 01:33:16,060
They're killing all over the place.

2736
01:33:16,060 --> 01:33:16,900
They're good guys.

2737
01:33:16,900 --> 01:33:17,820
I should help them.

2738
01:33:17,820 --> 01:33:19,100
So he goes in drag, he shows up.

2739
01:33:19,100 --> 01:33:20,020
And it was just to help.

2740
01:33:20,020 --> 01:33:22,260
This was just to be like backup in case they needed him.

2741
01:33:22,260 --> 01:33:25,500
And then he shoots that guy too far, too far.

2742
01:33:25,500 --> 01:33:26,340
Fuck it.

2743
01:33:26,340 --> 01:33:27,700
And then he just starts walking through.

2744
01:33:27,700 --> 01:33:28,860
And then you missed this,

2745
01:33:28,860 --> 01:33:30,260
but Austin pointed out something

2746
01:33:30,260 --> 01:33:31,540
that I didn't think about before,

2747
01:33:31,540 --> 01:33:34,380
which was when El Duce comes through

2748
01:33:34,380 --> 01:33:36,420
and he's killing everybody.

2749
01:33:36,420 --> 01:33:38,100
Hits because it's a woman and not-

2750
01:33:38,100 --> 01:33:38,940
Yeah, cause it's a woman, no women, no children.

2751
01:33:38,940 --> 01:33:41,340
He thought he was convincing enough for him.

2752
01:33:41,340 --> 01:33:42,180
From the back.

2753
01:33:42,180 --> 01:33:43,460
From the back, yeah.

2754
01:33:43,460 --> 01:33:44,300
Well, he's an old man.

2755
01:33:44,300 --> 01:33:45,780
He's been in prison for 30 years.

2756
01:33:45,780 --> 01:33:48,820
I think anyone with long hair.

2757
01:33:48,820 --> 01:33:50,060
It's 1996.

2758
01:33:50,060 --> 01:33:52,740
I've been walking through the streets to get here.

2759
01:33:52,740 --> 01:33:55,180
He saw a few Nirvana fans and was like,

2760
01:33:55,180 --> 01:33:56,020
uh, women?

2761
01:33:56,020 --> 01:33:56,860
Oh shit.

2762
01:33:56,860 --> 01:34:00,180
Just long hair, grungy dudes.

2763
01:34:00,180 --> 01:34:02,780
And then we get the saddest scene in the movie.

2764
01:34:02,780 --> 01:34:05,220
They break in, they break in, the guys catch him.

2765
01:34:05,220 --> 01:34:06,900
They lock him in the basement.

2766
01:34:06,900 --> 01:34:09,700
And then the Russian guy, Yakoveta comes in

2767
01:34:09,700 --> 01:34:11,460
and kills Rocco.

2768
01:34:11,460 --> 01:34:12,540
So sad.

2769
01:34:12,540 --> 01:34:13,700
The saddest part's always sad.

2770
01:34:13,700 --> 01:34:15,660
Well, except for Rocco's not dead.

2771
01:34:15,660 --> 01:34:16,500
No, he's dead.

2772
01:34:16,500 --> 01:34:17,340
He's dead.

2773
01:34:17,340 --> 01:34:18,620
It's the ghost of Rocco M2.

2774
01:34:18,620 --> 01:34:19,620
That he's moving around?

2775
01:34:19,620 --> 01:34:20,660
Yeah, it's a ghost.

2776
01:34:20,660 --> 01:34:21,500
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

2777
01:34:21,500 --> 01:34:23,300
I was saying, well, he's dead, he's moving around.

2778
01:34:23,300 --> 01:34:25,420
Mike is pointing up.

2779
01:34:25,420 --> 01:34:28,540
I think maybe head off of a chicken nerves.

2780
01:34:28,540 --> 01:34:29,380
Okay.

2781
01:34:29,380 --> 01:34:30,220
Can we attribute that?

2782
01:34:30,220 --> 01:34:32,740
Let's just come up with whatever other excuses you can.

2783
01:34:32,740 --> 01:34:35,380
For this horrible fucking movie.

2784
01:34:35,380 --> 01:34:39,340
In this alternate universe, in this alternate universe.

2785
01:34:39,340 --> 01:34:40,620
Mike's gonna hate my rating, though.

2786
01:34:40,620 --> 01:34:41,500
Yeah, oh no.

2787
01:34:41,500 --> 01:34:42,980
I don't care what anybody else rates it.

2788
01:34:42,980 --> 01:34:44,180
I have my own rating.

2789
01:34:44,180 --> 01:34:45,780
I don't know if you figured it out yet, Mike,

2790
01:34:45,780 --> 01:34:49,180
but I am going to arbitrarily, at a whim,

2791
01:34:49,180 --> 01:34:52,220
either defend or attack this whatever the fuck I see.

2792
01:34:52,220 --> 01:34:53,580
What is the opposite of what I say?

2793
01:34:53,580 --> 01:34:54,420
I got it.

2794
01:34:54,420 --> 01:34:55,540
Sometimes.

2795
01:34:55,540 --> 01:34:56,380
I got it.

2796
01:34:56,380 --> 01:34:57,220
Sometimes.

2797
01:34:57,220 --> 01:34:58,340
We're good, it doesn't matter.

2798
01:34:58,340 --> 01:34:59,860
You can 100% agree with me,

2799
01:34:59,860 --> 01:35:01,820
and you're just gonna come up with something else.

2800
01:35:01,820 --> 01:35:02,900
It's fine.

2801
01:35:02,900 --> 01:35:05,300
I feel like this is my debate club.

2802
01:35:05,300 --> 01:35:07,780
Every time you pick a stance on anything,

2803
01:35:07,780 --> 01:35:09,380
I have to assume the opposite.

2804
01:35:09,380 --> 01:35:10,220
And I get it.

2805
01:35:10,220 --> 01:35:15,220
And I have a good win rate, I think.

2806
01:35:15,340 --> 01:35:16,700
Rocco dying is very sad,

2807
01:35:16,700 --> 01:35:18,300
but then it looks like Norman Reedus

2808
01:35:18,300 --> 01:35:19,860
is trying to fuck his dead body.

2809
01:35:19,860 --> 01:35:20,780
Yeah.

2810
01:35:20,780 --> 01:35:22,660
And he's kissing the nape of his neck,

2811
01:35:22,660 --> 01:35:23,500
and he's like, ugh!

2812
01:35:23,500 --> 01:35:25,500
He's like, oh yeah, he does look like

2813
01:35:25,500 --> 01:35:26,700
he's kinda kissing his neck.

2814
01:35:26,700 --> 01:35:28,660
I know he's trying to scoot over and get to him, but.

2815
01:35:28,660 --> 01:35:30,900
That was a sad movie, or a sad part.

2816
01:35:30,900 --> 01:35:34,660
And then we get the, how do they escape again?

2817
01:35:34,660 --> 01:35:35,500
They break their.

2818
01:35:35,500 --> 01:35:37,820
They bust out, L.J.J. comes in,

2819
01:35:37,820 --> 01:35:39,940
and they're doing the prayer for Rocco,

2820
01:35:39,940 --> 01:35:42,540
and earlier they mentioned it's our father's prayer.

2821
01:35:42,540 --> 01:35:44,460
Father before him, we can't teach you Rocco.

2822
01:35:44,460 --> 01:35:46,540
And then their dad comes in, he's like, oh, my boy.

2823
01:35:46,540 --> 01:35:47,380
Yep, yeah.

2824
01:35:47,380 --> 01:35:49,460
And he sees him, and he,

2825
01:35:49,460 --> 01:35:52,900
that was, I guess, a twist, right?

2826
01:35:52,900 --> 01:35:54,900
The first time you watch it, you're like, what?

2827
01:35:54,900 --> 01:35:55,740
Yeah.

2828
01:35:55,740 --> 01:35:56,560
That was their father?

2829
01:35:56,560 --> 01:35:57,900
But then why didn't he wreck?

2830
01:35:57,900 --> 01:35:59,580
I guess it's been 30 years.

2831
01:35:59,580 --> 01:36:02,820
So they must be, what, 36, 37 years old?

2832
01:36:02,820 --> 01:36:03,660
Somewhere.

2833
01:36:03,660 --> 01:36:06,260
So, yeah, okay.

2834
01:36:06,260 --> 01:36:11,260
That, cool, and then we get the best end credits of all time.

2835
01:36:12,580 --> 01:36:13,700
Yeah, I did like the end credits.

2836
01:36:13,700 --> 01:36:14,540
You got to get a view of that.

2837
01:36:14,540 --> 01:36:17,220
Batman, Superman, and the Saints.

2838
01:36:17,220 --> 01:36:19,900
And, true, Batman, Superman,

2839
01:36:19,900 --> 01:36:21,480
and I've had at least two different

2840
01:36:21,480 --> 01:36:23,180
Boondock Saints posters in my life.

2841
01:36:23,180 --> 01:36:24,020
Fuck yeah.

2842
01:36:24,020 --> 01:36:25,540
I mean, they look awesome.

2843
01:36:25,540 --> 01:36:28,500
Them with the tattoos and the guns out, very cool.

2844
01:36:30,540 --> 01:36:31,940
Yeah, cool end credits.

2845
01:36:31,940 --> 01:36:35,500
I felt the end credits, there's maybe like two people

2846
01:36:35,500 --> 01:36:38,980
that didn't feel organic, but everyone else felt it.

2847
01:36:38,980 --> 01:36:40,860
I felt like they really were walking down the street

2848
01:36:40,860 --> 01:36:42,660
telling people that there's two vigilantes

2849
01:36:42,660 --> 01:36:43,660
killing the mob.

2850
01:36:43,660 --> 01:36:44,500
What do you think?

2851
01:36:44,500 --> 01:36:45,320
How do you feel about it?

2852
01:36:45,320 --> 01:36:47,180
And people were honestly reacting to be like,

2853
01:36:47,180 --> 01:36:48,260
I don't want nothing to do with this.

2854
01:36:48,260 --> 01:36:49,700
Are you crazy, dude?

2855
01:36:49,700 --> 01:36:51,380
You want people out there killing people?

2856
01:36:51,380 --> 01:36:53,440
Yeah, man, they're putting people in their fucking place.

2857
01:36:53,440 --> 01:36:57,020
And now I want us to be interviewed as if

2858
01:36:57,020 --> 01:37:00,340
we just found out that there's a pair of vigilantes

2859
01:37:00,340 --> 01:37:04,500
that have been going and killing violent drug lords

2860
01:37:04,500 --> 01:37:06,700
and violent mafia members around town

2861
01:37:06,700 --> 01:37:08,060
and cleaning up the streets.

2862
01:37:08,060 --> 01:37:10,420
Interview, Mike, how do you feel about that?

2863
01:37:10,420 --> 01:37:11,900
You for or against them?

2864
01:37:11,900 --> 01:37:15,900
Or just do a quick little, like an on the street interview.

2865
01:37:15,900 --> 01:37:18,740
I'd have to know the actual people, I couldn't tell you.

2866
01:37:20,420 --> 01:37:23,260
Okay, well that would be my natural reaction.

2867
01:37:23,260 --> 01:37:26,700
Austin, sir, what do you feel about these saints

2868
01:37:26,700 --> 01:37:27,540
that people are calling them?

2869
01:37:27,540 --> 01:37:29,780
They're just murdering violent drug lords.

2870
01:37:29,780 --> 01:37:30,620
You mean Columbine?

2871
01:37:30,620 --> 01:37:32,100
They killed a bunch of fucking kids.

2872
01:37:32,100 --> 01:37:33,260
All right, we can't use that.

2873
01:37:33,260 --> 01:37:35,540
Here we go, family man.

2874
01:37:36,460 --> 01:37:39,220
Hello, sir, how do you feel about these saints?

2875
01:37:39,220 --> 01:37:41,780
I don't know if it's safe for the women and children.

2876
01:37:41,780 --> 01:37:43,180
Okay, yeah.

2877
01:37:43,180 --> 01:37:46,180
And then if they interviews me, how can I join?

2878
01:37:48,180 --> 01:37:49,020
I'm just, hi.

2879
01:37:49,020 --> 01:37:51,580
They're like, that's fucking awesome.

2880
01:37:51,580 --> 01:37:55,340
I'll trade my mom's jewelry for some fucking

2881
01:37:55,340 --> 01:37:56,660
silence pistol.

2882
01:37:56,660 --> 01:38:01,660
So, okay, so let's give Boondock Saints one a grade.

2883
01:38:01,660 --> 01:38:04,080
One a grade, and then we're gonna go to two,

2884
01:38:04,080 --> 01:38:05,440
because we're already deep in it.

2885
01:38:05,440 --> 01:38:07,080
Well, here, since I'm probably gonna be the outlier,

2886
01:38:07,080 --> 01:38:08,920
I'm gonna be the outlier, I'm sure of it.

2887
01:38:08,920 --> 01:38:10,480
Okay. Okay.

2888
01:38:10,480 --> 01:38:15,340
Because this movie has its good points,

2889
01:38:15,340 --> 01:38:17,720
so I can't give it a W, right?

2890
01:38:17,720 --> 01:38:20,280
Because there's some funny lines in it,

2891
01:38:20,280 --> 01:38:21,520
there's some good dialogue,

2892
01:38:21,520 --> 01:38:24,280
there's also some really stupid shit in this movie.

2893
01:38:24,280 --> 01:38:26,240
As we've pointed out.

2894
01:38:26,240 --> 01:38:27,400
And, and.

2895
01:38:29,700 --> 01:38:30,600
Careful, Mike.

2896
01:38:30,600 --> 01:38:31,920
This is one of my favorite movies.

2897
01:38:31,920 --> 01:38:34,480
It can be your favorite movie, it's still an F to me.

2898
01:38:34,480 --> 01:38:36,120
It was a W until I saw it too.

2899
01:38:36,120 --> 01:38:40,440
That is Michael Larsen's Lives on, no.

2900
01:38:40,440 --> 01:38:41,680
This is. Wow.

2901
01:38:41,680 --> 01:38:45,080
This is the same man who loved the acolyte.

2902
01:38:45,080 --> 01:38:47,960
Now, this is the second time I've seen this movie.

2903
01:38:47,960 --> 01:38:49,160
Second time I've seen this movie.

2904
01:38:49,160 --> 01:38:51,440
I would have given this movie like a C.

2905
01:38:51,440 --> 01:38:52,280
Before.

2906
01:38:52,280 --> 01:38:54,160
When I was 20 years old.

2907
01:38:54,160 --> 01:38:56,800
I might just be too old, I might just be too jaded.

2908
01:38:56,800 --> 01:38:57,640
Yeah.

2909
01:38:57,640 --> 01:39:00,000
I might have seen too many movies now that are well done.

2910
01:39:00,000 --> 01:39:01,880
I might have seen Natural Born Killers and went,

2911
01:39:01,880 --> 01:39:03,360
oh, that's a good movie.

2912
01:39:03,360 --> 01:39:05,640
Hey, look, here's a copy of it that sucks.

2913
01:39:05,640 --> 01:39:07,600
I think Natural Born Killers is garbage.

2914
01:39:07,600 --> 01:39:08,440
I have to disagree with you.

2915
01:39:08,440 --> 01:39:09,280
There you go.

2916
01:39:09,280 --> 01:39:10,960
Woody Harrelson one with Juliette Lewis.

2917
01:39:10,960 --> 01:39:12,520
That's one of my least favorite.

2918
01:39:12,520 --> 01:39:13,640
I feel like this is better than that.

2919
01:39:13,640 --> 01:39:16,440
But also it's a matter of opinion

2920
01:39:16,440 --> 01:39:18,280
because that's Oliver Stone, right?

2921
01:39:18,280 --> 01:39:20,480
But some of the shit he's done.

2922
01:39:20,480 --> 01:39:21,980
Have you guys seen Savages?

2923
01:39:21,980 --> 01:39:25,560
The two dudes that run a pot farm that gets ripped off by,

2924
01:39:25,560 --> 01:39:27,320
oh my God, that's a fucking stellar movie.

2925
01:39:27,320 --> 01:39:29,260
This movie has been done better.

2926
01:39:29,260 --> 01:39:32,040
You can tell this movie was written by Barton.

2927
01:39:32,040 --> 01:39:34,560
That's all, and directed by Barton.

2928
01:39:34,560 --> 01:39:39,240
Michael Larson with an F for Boondock States.

2929
01:39:39,240 --> 01:39:40,080
Okay.

2930
01:39:41,080 --> 01:39:42,320
Austin.

2931
01:39:42,320 --> 01:39:43,400
B.9.

2932
01:39:43,400 --> 01:39:44,240
B.9.

2933
01:39:44,240 --> 01:39:46,920
It would have been a B, it was a B plus all my life,

2934
01:39:46,920 --> 01:39:49,640
but now watching it through these eyes of reviewing it,

2935
01:39:49,640 --> 01:39:53,120
a few little cheesy things, but still a B.9.

2936
01:39:53,120 --> 01:39:55,300
B.9, that makes sense, okay.

2937
01:39:55,300 --> 01:39:56,140
And then,

2938
01:39:58,140 --> 01:39:59,260
Breaded.

2939
01:39:59,260 --> 01:40:03,020
All right, so this movie definitely has its faults,

2940
01:40:03,020 --> 01:40:06,180
but I still love it for all of its faults and everything.

2941
01:40:06,180 --> 01:40:09,460
And like saints, things can be faulted.

2942
01:40:09,460 --> 01:40:11,760
So I'm gonna give this an S grade for sainting.

2943
01:40:12,940 --> 01:40:14,540
Seven out of five Hail Marys.

2944
01:40:14,540 --> 01:40:15,380
Or shit.

2945
01:40:15,380 --> 01:40:16,500
Or shit.

2946
01:40:16,500 --> 01:40:18,380
Depending on how you wanna look at it, yeah.

2947
01:40:18,380 --> 01:40:19,500
Look at it.

2948
01:40:19,500 --> 01:40:20,740
Oh man.

2949
01:40:20,740 --> 01:40:24,540
Oh yeah, I'll give it five dead cats.

2950
01:40:24,540 --> 01:40:25,700
Five dead cats.

2951
01:40:25,700 --> 01:40:29,940
Oh yeah, I did 1.0 dramatic finger wags.

2952
01:40:32,620 --> 01:40:36,940
Okay, so we have an F, a B.9, an S for saint.

2953
01:40:36,940 --> 01:40:38,580
Just gonna write saint.

2954
01:40:38,580 --> 01:40:40,020
I don't underline the S.

2955
01:40:42,440 --> 01:40:43,460
Okay, shit.

2956
01:40:44,540 --> 01:40:46,380
I was stuck on this because,

2957
01:40:47,500 --> 01:40:51,200
you know, honestly, I loved it when I was a kid.

2958
01:40:51,200 --> 01:40:53,580
I did, I really did.

2959
01:40:53,580 --> 01:40:54,640
Watching it now,

2960
01:40:55,900 --> 01:40:58,340
it didn't hold up as well as it did.

2961
01:40:58,340 --> 01:41:00,500
And so I give it, and I'm sorry guys,

2962
01:41:00,500 --> 01:41:01,340
I give it like a C.

2963
01:41:03,260 --> 01:41:05,500
No, I give it a C plus because.

2964
01:41:05,500 --> 01:41:06,820
All right, get on your knees.

2965
01:41:06,820 --> 01:41:08,380
Get on your knees.

2966
01:41:08,380 --> 01:41:09,700
Brennan, you brought the pennies, right?

2967
01:41:09,700 --> 01:41:10,540
Yes, yes.

2968
01:41:10,540 --> 01:41:12,100
You have the pistol silver, right?

2969
01:41:12,100 --> 01:41:12,940
I have them.

2970
01:41:12,940 --> 01:41:13,780
I have them.

2971
01:41:13,780 --> 01:41:16,180
So I'll do C plus.

2972
01:41:16,180 --> 01:41:19,580
So, but it doesn't even matter what Mike and I do

2973
01:41:19,580 --> 01:41:22,180
because the moment somebody breaks,

2974
01:41:22,180 --> 01:41:24,900
somebody, especially if one of us feels strongly enough

2975
01:41:24,900 --> 01:41:27,460
for a movie that they're willing to break the code

2976
01:41:27,460 --> 01:41:31,300
of B through W, I usually just allow that shit to happen.

2977
01:41:31,300 --> 01:41:33,740
So I'm thinking that this movie gets A.

2978
01:41:35,220 --> 01:41:36,460
Wow, there's gotta be a middle ground

2979
01:41:36,460 --> 01:41:38,380
between an F and a saint.

2980
01:41:39,980 --> 01:41:41,340
A P for priest.

2981
01:41:41,340 --> 01:41:42,180
P for priest.

2982
01:41:44,180 --> 01:41:45,260
How about that?

2983
01:41:46,340 --> 01:41:50,460
So, FooTock Saints 1 gets a P for priest.

2984
01:41:50,460 --> 01:41:53,060
It's the best middle ground I could find between a saint

2985
01:41:53,060 --> 01:41:54,700
and an absolute failure.

2986
01:41:55,980 --> 01:41:56,820
So perfect.

2987
01:41:56,820 --> 01:41:58,620
And now we're gonna move to Boondock Saints 2

2988
01:41:58,620 --> 01:42:00,460
and we're gonna review it a lot quicker, I hope.

2989
01:42:00,460 --> 01:42:02,520
I think we're all gonna be a little bit more like-minded

2990
01:42:02,520 --> 01:42:03,500
on this one.

2991
01:42:03,500 --> 01:42:04,740
Maybe.

2992
01:42:04,740 --> 01:42:06,660
If you guys are like-minded in the sense

2993
01:42:06,660 --> 01:42:09,180
that you absolutely love the female character,

2994
01:42:09,180 --> 01:42:10,140
the detective chief.

2995
01:42:10,140 --> 01:42:10,980
I like her.

2996
01:42:10,980 --> 01:42:12,340
I mean, I feel like she's trying too hard

2997
01:42:12,340 --> 01:42:13,860
to do William DeFoe,

2998
01:42:13,860 --> 01:42:17,140
but I mean, she was trained by William DeFoe, so.

2999
01:42:17,140 --> 01:42:18,340
I forgot her name.

3000
01:42:18,340 --> 01:42:19,300
Eunice Bloom.

3001
01:42:19,300 --> 01:42:21,260
Well, no, the actress.

3002
01:42:21,260 --> 01:42:22,420
I know she was in Saw.

3003
01:42:22,420 --> 01:42:23,260
That was weird.

3004
01:42:23,260 --> 01:42:24,100
It's like, oh, that's Eunice Bloom.

3005
01:42:24,100 --> 01:42:27,300
Well, she was Dexter's wife.

3006
01:42:27,300 --> 01:42:29,580
And more importantly than that,

3007
01:42:29,580 --> 01:42:32,180
she was Darla on Buffy the Vampire Slayer,

3008
01:42:32,180 --> 01:42:36,200
which she's actually the very first character you see

3009
01:42:36,200 --> 01:42:38,140
in the entire Buffy season one.

3010
01:42:38,140 --> 01:42:41,820
So when season one opens, we see a young blonde girl

3011
01:42:41,820 --> 01:42:44,740
and she's with a hunky guy and it's nighttime

3012
01:42:44,740 --> 01:42:46,740
and they're breaking in and they're at school

3013
01:42:46,740 --> 01:42:48,660
and they're about to break into the high school

3014
01:42:48,660 --> 01:42:50,700
and to like make out or whatever.

3015
01:42:50,700 --> 01:42:53,900
And he's like, oh, she's like, oh, what was that noise?

3016
01:42:53,900 --> 01:42:55,940
And he's like, don't worry, babe, I got you.

3017
01:42:55,940 --> 01:42:56,780
There's nothing out there.

3018
01:42:56,780 --> 01:42:57,740
And she's like, are you sure?

3019
01:42:57,740 --> 01:43:00,860
And then she turns into a vampire and sucks his blood,

3020
01:43:00,860 --> 01:43:04,180
which just real quick is a cool little twist

3021
01:43:04,180 --> 01:43:05,220
to start a show off with.

3022
01:43:05,220 --> 01:43:07,260
And she becomes a pretty main vampire

3023
01:43:07,260 --> 01:43:08,460
throughout the rest of the season.

3024
01:43:08,460 --> 01:43:11,300
Her name is Julie Bens, who I wrote

3025
01:43:11,300 --> 01:43:13,660
is a white snake song away from sprawling

3026
01:43:13,660 --> 01:43:15,300
on the hood of a sports car.

3027
01:43:15,300 --> 01:43:16,340
Fuck yeah.

3028
01:43:16,340 --> 01:43:17,180
And she's hot.

3029
01:43:17,180 --> 01:43:21,420
Especially with her sexy Southern Belle schtick.

3030
01:43:21,420 --> 01:43:22,500
She is.

3031
01:43:22,500 --> 01:43:24,500
Yeah, no, I buy that.

3032
01:43:24,500 --> 01:43:27,060
Two definitely feels more like a fan service movie.

3033
01:43:27,060 --> 01:43:29,460
They kind of like focused on the things

3034
01:43:29,460 --> 01:43:31,260
people liked about certain characters,

3035
01:43:31,260 --> 01:43:32,740
if they were funny or this and that,

3036
01:43:32,740 --> 01:43:35,060
kind of just highlighted that the best they could

3037
01:43:35,060 --> 01:43:36,540
with kind of bad acting.

3038
01:43:38,500 --> 01:43:39,580
Yeah.

3039
01:43:39,580 --> 01:43:42,220
There's a little bit of, I mentioned it earlier,

3040
01:43:42,220 --> 01:43:45,140
I hated the three stooges in this one.

3041
01:43:45,140 --> 01:43:46,420
I thought that they were way too,

3042
01:43:46,420 --> 01:43:50,700
it's basically slapstick, silly, over the top.

3043
01:43:50,700 --> 01:43:52,980
Everything she did, I was for,

3044
01:43:52,980 --> 01:43:54,660
when she turns into the cowboy chick

3045
01:43:54,660 --> 01:43:56,020
and she's just walking down the thing

3046
01:43:56,020 --> 01:43:57,700
and she's like doing all that stuff.

3047
01:43:57,700 --> 01:43:58,620
I also liked that she puts-

3048
01:43:58,620 --> 01:43:59,460
I did not like that.

3049
01:43:59,460 --> 01:44:01,660
I thought that was a little over the top.

3050
01:44:01,660 --> 01:44:02,500
Look, if we're gonna buy-

3051
01:44:02,500 --> 01:44:04,500
I did like that we had ourselves a good old fashioned,

3052
01:44:04,500 --> 01:44:05,780
shoot him up.

3053
01:44:05,780 --> 01:44:07,100
Like that was all right.

3054
01:44:07,100 --> 01:44:10,420
And then the sliding, I like when they're on the lift

3055
01:44:10,420 --> 01:44:13,260
and he's like, oh, fucking rope again.

3056
01:44:13,260 --> 01:44:15,260
Don't tell me you saw this in a fucking movie.

3057
01:44:15,260 --> 01:44:18,340
And he's like, the agar section with Clint Eastwood.

3058
01:44:18,340 --> 01:44:21,140
And you see the guy, the cop in the background, fuck.

3059
01:44:21,140 --> 01:44:26,140
Oh, what we're talking about earlier is Bushmills,

3060
01:44:26,300 --> 01:44:29,460
Irish whiskey is when they opened the movie in two.

3061
01:44:29,460 --> 01:44:31,140
They're in the cottage seated for dinner

3062
01:44:31,140 --> 01:44:32,620
with a bottle of Bushmills.

3063
01:44:33,780 --> 01:44:35,700
Bushmills is one of the oldest whiskies in the world,

3064
01:44:35,700 --> 01:44:36,980
but made in Northern Island,

3065
01:44:36,980 --> 01:44:39,540
no self-respecting Irish Catholic from their public

3066
01:44:39,540 --> 01:44:40,460
would drink Bushmills.

3067
01:44:40,460 --> 01:44:42,540
Instead they would be drinking Jameson's,

3068
01:44:42,540 --> 01:44:44,060
which is made in Dublin.

3069
01:44:44,060 --> 01:44:46,900
Sad, also there are no fucking wolves in Ireland.

3070
01:44:48,900 --> 01:44:49,780
You missed it, Brandon,

3071
01:44:49,780 --> 01:44:53,500
but we had a pretty heated argument about the whiskey.

3072
01:44:53,500 --> 01:44:54,340
Uh.

3073
01:44:57,340 --> 01:44:59,580
One of our more Austin had to get in the middle

3074
01:44:59,580 --> 01:45:02,220
and stop it from getting violent.

3075
01:45:02,220 --> 01:45:04,820
So I came in to break the tension right when I got here.

3076
01:45:05,980 --> 01:45:06,820
But-

3077
01:45:06,820 --> 01:45:07,660
You can feel it in the air,

3078
01:45:07,660 --> 01:45:08,660
that's why the gun was out.

3079
01:45:08,660 --> 01:45:09,740
We gotta point out-

3080
01:45:09,740 --> 01:45:11,100
Who are about to play Russian roulette.

3081
01:45:11,100 --> 01:45:12,660
The characters in this movie.

3082
01:45:12,660 --> 01:45:16,140
It is reprisal porn at its finest.

3083
01:45:16,140 --> 01:45:21,140
There's strangely Judd Nelson, Ricky from Trailer Park Boys,

3084
01:45:22,580 --> 01:45:27,100
and Peter fucking Fonda from Easy Rider in this movie.

3085
01:45:27,100 --> 01:45:29,220
And they even, but they got Willem Dafoe

3086
01:45:29,220 --> 01:45:31,060
for about five minutes, that's it.

3087
01:45:31,060 --> 01:45:32,660
I was okay with the Willem Dafoe.

3088
01:45:34,060 --> 01:45:34,900
There's one problem-

3089
01:45:34,900 --> 01:45:37,140
Oh, Aliens guy from History Channel,

3090
01:45:37,140 --> 01:45:39,340
is Gorgeous George.

3091
01:45:39,340 --> 01:45:40,980
He looks just like that guy that's like,

3092
01:45:40,980 --> 01:45:43,260
Aliens, it's Aliens.

3093
01:45:43,260 --> 01:45:46,700
Oh, I forgot all the different mafia guys,

3094
01:45:46,700 --> 01:45:48,220
it's who you're naming off, right?

3095
01:45:48,220 --> 01:45:49,060
The family?

3096
01:45:49,060 --> 01:45:52,900
Baby Yakaveta's Judd Nelson, Ricky's one of the guards,

3097
01:45:52,900 --> 01:45:56,020
Gorgeous George is their Patsy, I guess.

3098
01:45:56,020 --> 01:46:01,020
Peter Fonda's the dad's brother from the past.

3099
01:46:01,340 --> 01:46:02,820
There's a montage of them getting ready

3100
01:46:02,820 --> 01:46:03,940
and putting on their shirts.

3101
01:46:03,940 --> 01:46:04,780
And they're all naked?

3102
01:46:04,780 --> 01:46:06,460
And I was like, that's a pretty cool montage,

3103
01:46:06,460 --> 01:46:10,460
except whoever got the Jesus feet tattoo got fucked.

3104
01:46:10,460 --> 01:46:11,300
Got screwed in that exchange.

3105
01:46:11,300 --> 01:46:12,540
Are they talking about the shower scene

3106
01:46:12,540 --> 01:46:13,460
when they show their butts?

3107
01:46:13,460 --> 01:46:15,300
Yeah, but I'm talking about one of them-

3108
01:46:15,300 --> 01:46:16,140
That's the cool montage you're talking about?

3109
01:46:16,140 --> 01:46:17,140
Could have done without that.

3110
01:46:17,140 --> 01:46:18,260
Oh yeah, you've missed all of it.

3111
01:46:18,260 --> 01:46:21,860
Andy's been on Ron Jeremy's dick.

3112
01:46:21,860 --> 01:46:22,940
Listen, you've missed everything.

3113
01:46:22,940 --> 01:46:23,780
That's your favorite?

3114
01:46:23,780 --> 01:46:24,620
I like how they-

3115
01:46:24,620 --> 01:46:26,180
I've been near Ron Jeremy's dick.

3116
01:46:26,180 --> 01:46:28,620
Listen, with Ron Jeremy's dick being 20 feet away,

3117
01:46:28,620 --> 01:46:31,220
I could have been touching it, you don't know.

3118
01:46:31,220 --> 01:46:32,100
You don't know.

3119
01:46:33,140 --> 01:46:34,380
It's a public place, but you don't know

3120
01:46:34,380 --> 01:46:36,460
where his dick is at any time.

3121
01:46:36,460 --> 01:46:38,740
I like how when it cuts to the boys in Ireland

3122
01:46:38,740 --> 01:46:42,180
and they look just like me, how I used to look.

3123
01:46:42,180 --> 01:46:44,380
And then the coolest fucking line,

3124
01:46:44,380 --> 01:46:46,420
like there's some cool lines in this,

3125
01:46:46,420 --> 01:46:48,820
funny lines and cool lines, and one is like,

3126
01:46:48,820 --> 01:46:52,380
you kill a priest and make it look like it was them

3127
01:46:52,380 --> 01:46:54,180
to try to get them to come back.

3128
01:46:54,180 --> 01:46:55,740
There's one problem with that plan.

3129
01:46:55,740 --> 01:46:57,140
It worked. It worked.

3130
01:46:57,140 --> 01:46:57,980
I wrote that down as well.

3131
01:46:57,980 --> 01:46:59,860
I got it down as a line in this one too.

3132
01:46:59,860 --> 01:47:01,700
This one I thought had better one-liners

3133
01:47:01,700 --> 01:47:02,540
than the first one.

3134
01:47:02,540 --> 01:47:04,660
That's why I said the only thing about this movie

3135
01:47:04,660 --> 01:47:05,820
that's better than the first one

3136
01:47:05,820 --> 01:47:08,660
is the one-liners in this movie are better, in two.

3137
01:47:08,660 --> 01:47:11,300
Can we please get back to the tattoos for one moment?

3138
01:47:11,300 --> 01:47:13,660
One of them has the upper body of Christ

3139
01:47:13,660 --> 01:47:16,020
on the cross being crucified.

3140
01:47:16,020 --> 01:47:19,020
The other one has basically Jesus

3141
01:47:19,020 --> 01:47:22,140
from the dick down feet-wise, right?

3142
01:47:22,140 --> 01:47:24,380
How are they gonna match them up?

3143
01:47:24,380 --> 01:47:25,860
The only way I could think of it is that

3144
01:47:25,860 --> 01:47:27,700
they would have to go ass to ass

3145
01:47:27,700 --> 01:47:32,700
and both go to tabletop in order for the image

3146
01:47:32,900 --> 01:47:33,740
to line up correctly.

3147
01:47:33,740 --> 01:47:34,860
They sit on the shoulders.

3148
01:47:34,860 --> 01:47:36,180
Sit on the shoulders.

3149
01:47:36,180 --> 01:47:41,180
You know, like kids, like how kids stack in a trench coat

3150
01:47:42,220 --> 01:47:43,060
to get bearded.

3151
01:47:43,060 --> 01:47:44,980
Once again, you watch completely different things

3152
01:47:44,980 --> 01:47:45,820
in a movie than me.

3153
01:47:45,820 --> 01:47:47,580
I can say it.

3154
01:47:47,580 --> 01:47:49,460
Thank you, Brendan, for that joint.

3155
01:47:49,460 --> 01:47:50,300
The water we smoke.

3156
01:47:50,300 --> 01:47:51,260
They get on the boat.

3157
01:47:51,260 --> 01:47:52,620
They get on the boat to go over there

3158
01:47:52,620 --> 01:47:54,620
and then that's where we meet LaRazza

3159
01:47:54,620 --> 01:47:57,780
and he fights that guy and it like zooms in up to the guy,

3160
01:47:57,780 --> 01:47:59,660
the big fucking jacked muscular guy

3161
01:47:59,660 --> 01:48:01,740
and he's like, you gotta fight that guy.

3162
01:48:01,740 --> 01:48:04,180
And then he just like, he just like,

3163
01:48:04,180 --> 01:48:06,940
titty clenches, both his titties, like rumbles his boobs

3164
01:48:06,940 --> 01:48:07,780
around.

3165
01:48:07,780 --> 01:48:09,460
Dudes with pecs do that all the time.

3166
01:48:09,460 --> 01:48:12,220
I've known dudes with pecs and they do it all the time.

3167
01:48:12,220 --> 01:48:13,060
I can do it.

3168
01:48:14,260 --> 01:48:16,540
But just, it's just like he was processing.

3169
01:48:16,540 --> 01:48:20,740
It's like, I just, I saw him just processing the thought

3170
01:48:20,740 --> 01:48:22,780
and like, that's like, like when a dog is excited,

3171
01:48:22,780 --> 01:48:23,620
it wags his tail.

3172
01:48:23,620 --> 01:48:24,940
It's like when he's thinking,

3173
01:48:24,940 --> 01:48:27,540
every time he has a thought, he wiggles his tits a little bit.

3174
01:48:27,540 --> 01:48:28,380
Yeah.

3175
01:48:28,380 --> 01:48:29,940
So we meet LaRozza, is that his name?

3176
01:48:29,940 --> 01:48:30,780
LaRozza?

3177
01:48:30,780 --> 01:48:31,620
LaRozza.

3178
01:48:31,620 --> 01:48:34,220
So LaRozza's played by who?

3179
01:48:34,220 --> 01:48:36,260
I don't know his name.

3180
01:48:36,260 --> 01:48:37,580
I've seen him in stuff though.

3181
01:48:37,580 --> 01:48:38,420
He's been in a lot.

3182
01:48:38,420 --> 01:48:39,260
Yes.

3183
01:48:39,260 --> 01:48:40,540
I think, who was it that was,

3184
01:48:40,540 --> 01:48:42,980
was it Dario that was sort of watching it with me?

3185
01:48:42,980 --> 01:48:44,100
Someone didn't recognize him.

3186
01:48:44,100 --> 01:48:45,220
He was in Westworld.

3187
01:48:45,220 --> 01:48:47,100
He was in, he's been in a lot of action.

3188
01:48:47,100 --> 01:48:49,260
But yeah, he's great.

3189
01:48:49,260 --> 01:48:50,100
He's funny.

3190
01:48:50,100 --> 01:48:50,940
He's a funny character.

3191
01:48:50,940 --> 01:48:51,780
I think he's done some voice acting too,

3192
01:48:51,780 --> 01:48:53,460
because his voice sounds really familiar.

3193
01:48:53,460 --> 01:48:56,140
But yeah, so he, that fight dude, that,

3194
01:48:56,140 --> 01:48:59,020
he's so good that they tied his hands behind his back.

3195
01:48:59,020 --> 01:49:01,700
And then he finds the loophole and chokes him out

3196
01:49:01,700 --> 01:49:02,540
instead of hitting him.

3197
01:49:02,540 --> 01:49:03,700
Yeah, it's fucking great.

3198
01:49:03,700 --> 01:49:04,540
Yeah.

3199
01:49:04,540 --> 01:49:05,380
That was a cool fight.

3200
01:49:05,380 --> 01:49:06,220
That was cool.

3201
01:49:06,220 --> 01:49:07,060
So again.

3202
01:49:07,060 --> 01:49:08,620
Instantly figures out who the saints are.

3203
01:49:08,620 --> 01:49:09,460
Like.

3204
01:49:09,460 --> 01:49:13,420
We get that cop in the interrogation room,

3205
01:49:13,420 --> 01:49:15,100
like the main chief guy.

3206
01:49:15,100 --> 01:49:17,340
And he's just sitting there and a guy walks in with a dog

3207
01:49:17,340 --> 01:49:18,940
and he goes like, get out.

3208
01:49:18,940 --> 01:49:20,740
And he turns around, I don't get it.

3209
01:49:20,740 --> 01:49:21,580
I don't, what?

3210
01:49:21,580 --> 01:49:22,420
Power move.

3211
01:49:22,420 --> 01:49:24,140
I don't know what that was in reference to

3212
01:49:24,140 --> 01:49:26,220
or they just put that in there for no fucking reason.

3213
01:49:26,220 --> 01:49:28,940
I think we're supposed, it's a good fight.

3214
01:49:28,940 --> 01:49:30,260
It's all about cats in this movie.

3215
01:49:30,260 --> 01:49:32,300
So I think the moment they want to introduce a dog.

3216
01:49:32,300 --> 01:49:34,380
Oh, maybe like, oh, they kill a dog now?

3217
01:49:34,380 --> 01:49:35,220
Yeah.

3218
01:49:35,220 --> 01:49:36,060
I don't know.

3219
01:49:36,060 --> 01:49:37,180
I have no idea, but that, it wasn't weird.

3220
01:49:37,180 --> 01:49:38,020
I think I remember that.

3221
01:49:38,020 --> 01:49:40,140
Oh, maybe it's a reference to PETA or something.

3222
01:49:41,740 --> 01:49:42,740
Do you think?

3223
01:49:42,740 --> 01:49:43,660
It's all up in the air,

3224
01:49:43,660 --> 01:49:45,620
because there was no reason in including that.

3225
01:49:45,620 --> 01:49:47,460
So we could just make up our own reason.

3226
01:49:47,460 --> 01:49:48,300
Fair enough.

3227
01:49:48,300 --> 01:49:50,380
Did you guys all watch the director's cut?

3228
01:49:50,380 --> 01:49:51,220
Yeah.

3229
01:49:51,220 --> 01:49:52,780
I think, yeah, I think so.

3230
01:49:52,780 --> 01:49:54,140
The two hours, six.

3231
01:49:54,140 --> 01:49:54,980
Two hours, yeah.

3232
01:49:54,980 --> 01:49:55,820
Half hour, yeah.

3233
01:49:55,820 --> 01:49:57,220
Yeah, fuck, it was long.

3234
01:49:57,220 --> 01:49:58,060
Yeah.

3235
01:49:58,860 --> 01:50:03,860
But again, an example of what was like really cool ideas,

3236
01:50:05,540 --> 01:50:08,340
sort of poorly implemented, just like the first one.

3237
01:50:08,340 --> 01:50:11,860
It's like the first one was like really cool ideas,

3238
01:50:11,860 --> 01:50:14,780
poorly-ish executed,

3239
01:50:14,780 --> 01:50:17,900
but like, I feel like because it was indie,

3240
01:50:17,900 --> 01:50:19,060
and you got away with it.

3241
01:50:19,060 --> 01:50:20,260
And new, you know, it's all good.

3242
01:50:20,260 --> 01:50:22,100
New, it was 90s, you got away with it.

3243
01:50:22,100 --> 01:50:22,940
It was edgy.

3244
01:50:22,940 --> 01:50:25,140
2009, we were expecting more.

3245
01:50:25,140 --> 01:50:28,860
So you can't just give us a rehash of the first one

3246
01:50:28,860 --> 01:50:31,540
with like a new main character,

3247
01:50:31,540 --> 01:50:34,540
if you're not gonna give us something of substance

3248
01:50:34,540 --> 01:50:35,360
to go with it.

3249
01:50:35,360 --> 01:50:38,380
I don't think the mafia story was really anything.

3250
01:50:38,380 --> 01:50:39,380
We just had that.

3251
01:50:39,380 --> 01:50:41,620
If you're gonna have the saints back, have them.

3252
01:50:41,620 --> 01:50:44,540
I mean, I did like the whole copycat saint,

3253
01:50:44,540 --> 01:50:47,500
fake copycats who's like killing priests, I guess.

3254
01:50:48,660 --> 01:50:52,100
And I liked that they realize it's messed up,

3255
01:50:52,100 --> 01:50:54,580
because it's like the bullet holes are coming out lower.

3256
01:50:54,580 --> 01:50:59,580
But like, did he have to be a comically small guy

3257
01:51:00,820 --> 01:51:03,180
who is obsessed with how small he is?

3258
01:51:03,180 --> 01:51:05,060
Oh, that's ridiculous.

3259
01:51:05,060 --> 01:51:08,900
I like when they get back to the bar,

3260
01:51:08,900 --> 01:51:12,060
and then that guy is like tucked behind,

3261
01:51:12,060 --> 01:51:13,620
fuck ass with a gun pointed at him.

3262
01:51:13,620 --> 01:51:14,940
It looks so silly.

3263
01:51:14,940 --> 01:51:16,440
I think part of the problem with two,

3264
01:51:16,440 --> 01:51:18,020
I watched it back to back with one.

3265
01:51:18,020 --> 01:51:20,740
And part of the problem with two is,

3266
01:51:20,740 --> 01:51:22,220
it's almost mean-spirited,

3267
01:51:22,220 --> 01:51:24,020
like the racial jokes in it and stuff.

3268
01:51:24,020 --> 01:51:25,660
It gets kind of mean-spirited.

3269
01:51:25,660 --> 01:51:26,660
It's not-

3270
01:51:26,660 --> 01:51:27,500
Not if you're Irish.

3271
01:51:27,500 --> 01:51:28,580
It's not as fun.

3272
01:51:28,580 --> 01:51:29,420
You know what I mean?

3273
01:51:29,420 --> 01:51:30,260
It's not as-

3274
01:51:30,260 --> 01:51:31,620
It almost feels like in the first one,

3275
01:51:31,620 --> 01:51:34,580
when Troy Duffy, when Rocco says that racist joke,

3276
01:51:34,580 --> 01:51:36,420
you're like, oh God, he's under duress.

3277
01:51:36,420 --> 01:51:38,180
This is what he knows.

3278
01:51:38,180 --> 01:51:39,500
White guys want to hear.

3279
01:51:39,500 --> 01:51:41,260
Yeah, now that he's getting racist to be racist.

3280
01:51:41,260 --> 01:51:43,660
Now he's just like, oh shit, people love the racism.

3281
01:51:43,660 --> 01:51:45,660
I'll just throw more of that shit in here.

3282
01:51:47,020 --> 01:51:49,380
God, you know what I thought he did was,

3283
01:51:49,380 --> 01:51:53,340
the first one he tried to make a gritty,

3284
01:51:53,340 --> 01:51:57,500
cool, shoot-em-up detective story

3285
01:51:57,500 --> 01:52:02,420
with a lot of high nuance drama and making-

3286
01:52:02,420 --> 01:52:03,660
Non-linear for sure.

3287
01:52:03,660 --> 01:52:04,780
Yeah.

3288
01:52:04,780 --> 01:52:05,660
And it's fucking cool.

3289
01:52:05,660 --> 01:52:07,700
It's a non-linear, it's chopped up.

3290
01:52:07,700 --> 01:52:11,180
He's doing what Christopher Nolan was doing with Memento.

3291
01:52:11,180 --> 01:52:13,020
He's like, he tried to do his own Memento.

3292
01:52:13,020 --> 01:52:14,140
It's a Tarantino ripoff.

3293
01:52:14,140 --> 01:52:16,580
They tightened up on the racism a bit.

3294
01:52:16,580 --> 01:52:17,940
Like the first one, yeah,

3295
01:52:17,940 --> 01:52:21,300
there was blatant use of the N-word by three white guys.

3296
01:52:21,300 --> 01:52:24,180
This one is two of the toughest races

3297
01:52:24,180 --> 01:52:26,300
that you can't really offend with racial stuff

3298
01:52:26,300 --> 01:52:30,140
would be the Irish or Hispanic, Latino, whatever,

3299
01:52:30,140 --> 01:52:31,660
Latinx, maybe not Latinx,

3300
01:52:31,660 --> 01:52:35,780
but Mexicans love Mexican jokes.

3301
01:52:35,780 --> 01:52:36,620
They love them.

3302
01:52:36,620 --> 01:52:38,260
They don't care who tells them.

3303
01:52:38,260 --> 01:52:40,140
It's more like if you're not saying it

3304
01:52:40,140 --> 01:52:42,500
with hate in your heart, they don't really give a shit.

3305
01:52:42,500 --> 01:52:45,620
And that's been told to me by several, they love it.

3306
01:52:45,620 --> 01:52:46,580
I'm sure that-

3307
01:52:46,580 --> 01:52:47,420
If it's good.

3308
01:52:47,420 --> 01:52:48,260
If it's good.

3309
01:52:48,260 --> 01:52:51,140
I'm sure that applies to a lot of different scenarios,

3310
01:52:51,140 --> 01:52:52,300
where it's just like, as long as you don't have

3311
01:52:52,300 --> 01:52:54,020
hate in your heart and it's good intention,

3312
01:52:54,020 --> 01:52:55,340
you mean it well and you-

3313
01:52:55,340 --> 01:52:57,460
Like Mick doesn't hurt anyone.

3314
01:52:57,460 --> 01:53:00,540
If you call an Italian a wop, they don't, they're just,

3315
01:53:00,540 --> 01:53:01,380
okay.

3316
01:53:01,380 --> 01:53:02,460
Yeah.

3317
01:53:02,460 --> 01:53:07,420
But now there will, if anyone who would be offended by that

3318
01:53:07,420 --> 01:53:09,620
would be offended by you just saying that right now, right?

3319
01:53:09,620 --> 01:53:11,100
I'm pretty sure Greasy-

3320
01:53:11,100 --> 01:53:11,940
I have Italian, I am Italian.

3321
01:53:11,940 --> 01:53:14,740
I'm pretty sure they're all offended by Greasy Spick.

3322
01:53:14,740 --> 01:53:16,580
I'm pretty sure that doesn't, you know,

3323
01:53:16,580 --> 01:53:18,700
I'm pretty sure Greasy Spick offends-

3324
01:53:18,700 --> 01:53:21,980
Maybe in New York in the eighties when it was like common,

3325
01:53:21,980 --> 01:53:22,820
but-

3326
01:53:22,820 --> 01:53:23,660
Welcome to Fried Rice Podcast.

3327
01:53:23,660 --> 01:53:27,100
Again, if you don't say it with hate in your heart,

3328
01:53:27,100 --> 01:53:28,340
I don't think they really care.

3329
01:53:28,340 --> 01:53:29,380
I remember when I was a kid.

3330
01:53:29,380 --> 01:53:30,220
Okay, but-

3331
01:53:30,220 --> 01:53:32,180
I got called a wetback and I had to ask my mom

3332
01:53:32,180 --> 01:53:33,620
what that meant, like what is a wetback?

3333
01:53:33,620 --> 01:53:34,460
Well, yeah.

3334
01:53:34,460 --> 01:53:35,460
What I'm saying is it's not good,

3335
01:53:35,460 --> 01:53:37,460
but it's not as bad as the first movie

3336
01:53:37,460 --> 01:53:38,740
where three white guys were saying the N word.

3337
01:53:38,740 --> 01:53:39,580
I'm saying it's not as bad.

3338
01:53:39,580 --> 01:53:41,060
That's fine, that's fine, but I just wanna go back to-

3339
01:53:41,060 --> 01:53:43,780
Nobody's justified, one is more justified though, by law.

3340
01:53:43,780 --> 01:53:45,620
This is the most controversial episode

3341
01:53:45,620 --> 01:53:47,260
talking about gay and racism.

3342
01:53:47,260 --> 01:53:49,780
But real quick, back to just Mike right now.

3343
01:53:49,780 --> 01:53:51,100
Were you here when we spent 10 minutes

3344
01:53:51,100 --> 01:53:52,340
Googling if William DeFoe's gay?

3345
01:53:52,340 --> 01:53:53,540
Yeah, that was right when I got here.

3346
01:53:53,540 --> 01:53:54,780
Remember that?

3347
01:53:54,780 --> 01:53:56,020
Something about Brendan walking in,

3348
01:53:56,020 --> 01:53:57,900
we're like, is, welcome to Fogged In.

3349
01:53:57,900 --> 01:54:00,180
So, but no, no, but Mike, right now,

3350
01:54:00,180 --> 01:54:03,460
just a few moments ago, you just said Greasy Spick

3351
01:54:03,460 --> 01:54:07,140
in reference to this movie, but you said it angrily.

3352
01:54:07,140 --> 01:54:08,740
That's the way it was said in the movie.

3353
01:54:08,740 --> 01:54:11,660
But I know, but the thing is you were saying it,

3354
01:54:12,940 --> 01:54:15,780
in defense of you shouldn't be saying racial shit,

3355
01:54:15,780 --> 01:54:18,060
you were saying like, yeah, but then he said Greasy Spick,

3356
01:54:18,060 --> 01:54:19,980
and the way you said it was angry.

3357
01:54:19,980 --> 01:54:22,820
So he didn't say it with love in his heart.

3358
01:54:22,820 --> 01:54:23,660
No, he didn't today in this movie.

3359
01:54:23,660 --> 01:54:25,060
But he also didn't mean to hurt anyone with it.

3360
01:54:25,060 --> 01:54:26,580
So I think there's loopholes.

3361
01:54:26,580 --> 01:54:27,420
Yes.

3362
01:54:27,420 --> 01:54:28,260
There's loopholes.

3363
01:54:28,260 --> 01:54:30,220
Wait, what am I trying to do, fight loopholes to racism?

3364
01:54:30,220 --> 01:54:32,300
I don't know, now I'm just arguing too much.

3365
01:54:32,300 --> 01:54:34,340
I'm gonna argue myself into some bullshit here,

3366
01:54:34,340 --> 01:54:35,180
let's back away.

3367
01:54:35,180 --> 01:54:37,780
I'm gonna give you guys two really funny lines

3368
01:54:37,780 --> 01:54:39,340
is when they go to the warehouse

3369
01:54:39,340 --> 01:54:41,500
and they open up the coffee thing

3370
01:54:41,500 --> 01:54:43,460
and they find the drugs and he's like,

3371
01:54:43,460 --> 01:54:44,580
that's pure heroin.

3372
01:54:44,580 --> 01:54:45,620
He's like, how do you know that?

3373
01:54:45,620 --> 01:54:46,460
Fuck do you know?

3374
01:54:46,460 --> 01:54:47,500
Fuck you I know shit.

3375
01:54:47,500 --> 01:54:49,940
Like good, when they're driving in the forklift,

3376
01:54:49,940 --> 01:54:51,220
he's like, oh fuck, tell him to go left.

3377
01:54:51,220 --> 01:54:52,740
Go left, go left.

3378
01:54:52,740 --> 01:54:53,980
He's like, what?

3379
01:54:53,980 --> 01:54:55,540
That's right, go that way.

3380
01:54:55,540 --> 01:54:58,420
I was in the theater at the Block of Orange

3381
01:54:58,420 --> 01:55:00,140
when this came out and I loved it.

3382
01:55:00,140 --> 01:55:00,980
Yeah.

3383
01:55:00,980 --> 01:55:01,800
Oh, that's so good.

3384
01:55:01,800 --> 01:55:03,820
Which also, it's no longer called the Block of Orange,

3385
01:55:03,820 --> 01:55:06,580
even though I refuse to not call it that,

3386
01:55:06,580 --> 01:55:07,780
it's the Outlets of Orange now,

3387
01:55:07,780 --> 01:55:09,220
which is super gay.

3388
01:55:09,220 --> 01:55:10,060
That's my time.

3389
01:55:10,060 --> 01:55:10,900
Todd?

3390
01:55:10,900 --> 01:55:12,100
Hello?

3391
01:55:12,100 --> 01:55:12,940
Has he been picking you up?

3392
01:55:12,940 --> 01:55:13,780
Okay, good.

3393
01:55:13,780 --> 01:55:14,620
He's been picking me up.

3394
01:55:14,620 --> 01:55:15,460
Oh, are you leaving?

3395
01:55:15,460 --> 01:55:16,300
That's my time.

3396
01:55:16,300 --> 01:55:18,660
What's your rating on Boondocks?

3397
01:55:18,660 --> 01:55:21,020
Two, I would give two a C minus.

3398
01:55:21,020 --> 01:55:23,420
C minus for Brian Hayden.

3399
01:55:23,420 --> 01:55:24,260
I don't have it.

3400
01:55:24,260 --> 01:55:25,820
I don't have a silly one for it.

3401
01:55:25,820 --> 01:55:27,100
It's fine, it's fine.

3402
01:55:27,100 --> 01:55:28,420
Just the movie itself is silly enough.

3403
01:55:28,420 --> 01:55:29,260
Thanks for showing up.

3404
01:55:29,260 --> 01:55:31,220
And look, now you can say, oh I got,

3405
01:55:31,220 --> 01:55:33,900
it was a line, I opened up a Skittles gummy.

3406
01:55:33,900 --> 01:55:35,340
No, I told my wife what I was doing.

3407
01:55:35,340 --> 01:55:37,340
I said after, as I was leaving the store,

3408
01:55:37,340 --> 01:55:38,840
I was like, yeah, I'm kind of bummed with the score,

3409
01:55:38,840 --> 01:55:40,580
so I need to go cheer myself up.

3410
01:55:40,580 --> 01:55:41,900
So I'm gonna stop by for a little bit,

3411
01:55:41,900 --> 01:55:43,580
just like, you got 30 minutes.

3412
01:55:43,580 --> 01:55:44,420
Like, all right.

3413
01:55:44,420 --> 01:55:45,260
You got 30 minutes.

3414
01:55:45,260 --> 01:55:46,740
Well, thank you so much.

3415
01:55:46,740 --> 01:55:49,020
She already got the meat marinating and stuff like that,

3416
01:55:49,020 --> 01:55:51,700
so I convinced my dad to not do a brisket today.

3417
01:55:51,700 --> 01:55:52,540
Okay, I was like,

3418
01:55:52,540 --> 01:55:54,020
I thought you were making a brisket overnight.

3419
01:55:54,020 --> 01:55:55,620
I was like, no, I'm too fucking tired.

3420
01:55:55,620 --> 01:55:56,460
Like, I'm not doing it.

3421
01:55:56,460 --> 01:55:58,580
I'm not staying up all night babysitting a brisket

3422
01:55:58,580 --> 01:56:00,740
and waking up early because the kids are gonna be up

3423
01:56:00,740 --> 01:56:03,700
in the hotel room wanting to come over here.

3424
01:56:03,700 --> 01:56:05,100
Yeah, it's just too much.

3425
01:56:06,060 --> 01:56:08,620
Well, we appreciate you coming out.

3426
01:56:08,620 --> 01:56:10,180
Let's give it up for Brandon.

3427
01:56:10,180 --> 01:56:12,300
Appreciate you guys watching my movie.

3428
01:56:12,300 --> 01:56:14,100
Wish I could have been here the whole time.

3429
01:56:14,100 --> 01:56:16,780
Well, yeah, you could have stopped some,

3430
01:56:16,780 --> 01:56:18,980
maybe friendship ending fights with Mike and I.

3431
01:56:18,980 --> 01:56:20,980
I didn't wanna say it,

3432
01:56:20,980 --> 01:56:23,260
but now I feel like our friendship has shifted into it.

3433
01:56:23,260 --> 01:56:24,100
My rating wasn't there.

3434
01:56:24,100 --> 01:56:24,940
Oh, you were here for the rating.

3435
01:56:24,940 --> 01:56:25,780
I was here for the rating.

3436
01:56:25,780 --> 01:56:26,940
Yeah, all right.

3437
01:56:26,940 --> 01:56:28,340
Have a good one, everybody.

3438
01:56:29,500 --> 01:56:30,380
All right, cool.

3439
01:56:30,380 --> 01:56:32,340
So, have a good one.

3440
01:56:32,340 --> 01:56:33,580
Drive safe.

3441
01:56:33,580 --> 01:56:34,700
Say hi to your family.

3442
01:56:37,420 --> 01:56:38,300
Okay.

3443
01:56:38,300 --> 01:56:40,820
The dad's origin is fucking brutal as shit,

3444
01:56:40,820 --> 01:56:42,500
and it's also very cool.

3445
01:56:42,500 --> 01:56:45,420
I would love to see an old-timey iteration of Boondock Saints.

3446
01:56:45,420 --> 01:56:48,100
Yeah, I would take a prequel movie of just the dad,

3447
01:56:48,100 --> 01:56:49,020
and then...

3448
01:56:49,020 --> 01:56:50,620
Or just our own standalone thing,

3449
01:56:50,620 --> 01:56:53,300
like just a, all right, well, let's do Boondock Saints,

3450
01:56:53,300 --> 01:56:55,620
but if it was in like the 30s or something

3451
01:56:55,620 --> 01:56:56,980
in the Depression, that would be sick.

3452
01:56:56,980 --> 01:56:58,940
Now, have you seen the Kingsmen?

3453
01:56:58,940 --> 01:56:59,780
Have you seen Kingsmen?

3454
01:56:59,780 --> 01:57:00,900
Kingsmen, Secret Service?

3455
01:57:00,900 --> 01:57:03,660
Well, yeah, but have you seen the sequel, Golden Circle?

3456
01:57:03,660 --> 01:57:05,220
Did you see the third one?

3457
01:57:05,220 --> 01:57:06,180
Kingsman.

3458
01:57:06,180 --> 01:57:07,180
Yeah. The Kingsman.

3459
01:57:07,180 --> 01:57:08,380
The Kingsman.

3460
01:57:08,380 --> 01:57:09,500
Have you seen those?

3461
01:57:09,500 --> 01:57:10,340
No.

3462
01:57:10,340 --> 01:57:14,500
Well, first off, do yourself a favor and watch all three

3463
01:57:14,500 --> 01:57:17,060
Kingsmen movies, because they are excellent.

3464
01:57:17,060 --> 01:57:19,100
Because that's exactly what you're talking about.

3465
01:57:19,100 --> 01:57:20,940
It's like the first one, it's like,

3466
01:57:20,940 --> 01:57:23,500
here's a dope-ass movie about British spies,

3467
01:57:23,500 --> 01:57:25,100
and then they're like, cool, let's do a sequel,

3468
01:57:25,100 --> 01:57:26,820
where it's like, cool, let's just make America part of it.

3469
01:57:26,820 --> 01:57:28,900
Now, here's dope-ass British spies

3470
01:57:28,900 --> 01:57:31,020
and American spies doing bullshit,

3471
01:57:31,020 --> 01:57:33,260
and then the third one, they're like, fuck it.

3472
01:57:33,260 --> 01:57:34,180
What can we do from here?

3473
01:57:34,180 --> 01:57:37,500
All right, let's just do the first iteration of,

3474
01:57:37,500 --> 01:57:40,140
like back in the day with World War II shit going on.

3475
01:57:40,140 --> 01:57:40,980
It's sick.

3476
01:57:40,980 --> 01:57:41,820
How this all happened, yeah.

3477
01:57:41,820 --> 01:57:42,660
It's great.

3478
01:57:42,660 --> 01:57:43,500
Very.

3479
01:57:43,500 --> 01:57:46,100
Some of my favorite action movies, actually.

3480
01:57:46,100 --> 01:57:48,220
All right, yeah, so I like the flashbacks.

3481
01:57:48,220 --> 01:57:49,740
What's with all the cats?

3482
01:57:49,740 --> 01:57:52,580
I like that she put earplugs in to block out the sound

3483
01:57:52,580 --> 01:57:53,900
instead of putting music on

3484
01:57:53,900 --> 01:57:55,860
when she's investigating the crime scene.

3485
01:57:55,860 --> 01:57:56,700
Very cool.

3486
01:57:56,700 --> 01:58:00,500
I like that, like, again, another cool idea from Troy Duffy,

3487
01:58:00,500 --> 01:58:03,540
just, again, sort of poorly implemented.

3488
01:58:06,180 --> 01:58:07,020
Let's see.

3489
01:58:08,020 --> 01:58:09,260
I'm so fucking smart.

3490
01:58:09,260 --> 01:58:11,700
I make the smart people around me feel like retards.

3491
01:58:11,700 --> 01:58:12,540
That too.

3492
01:58:12,540 --> 01:58:13,380
That one down too, yeah.

3493
01:58:13,380 --> 01:58:15,500
Funny line, little problematic, but funny.

3494
01:58:16,820 --> 01:58:17,900
He's a little guy.

3495
01:58:17,900 --> 01:58:19,300
Boondock Saints, the comedy.

3496
01:58:19,300 --> 01:58:22,340
Like, honestly, that little guy ruins it for me.

3497
01:58:22,340 --> 01:58:23,620
Boondock Saints, the comedy.

3498
01:58:23,620 --> 01:58:24,540
Yeah, it really is.

3499
01:58:24,540 --> 01:58:27,940
I feel like Troy Duffy made this into an action comedy.

3500
01:58:27,940 --> 01:58:30,380
Up until I paid attention, I thought that guy was a Muslim,

3501
01:58:30,380 --> 01:58:31,580
and I was like, oh, they're going there,

3502
01:58:31,580 --> 01:58:33,860
and it's like, oh, he's a Sicilian guy.

3503
01:58:33,860 --> 01:58:34,700
The little dude?

3504
01:58:34,700 --> 01:58:37,020
Yeah, because he looks hella fucking like.

3505
01:58:37,020 --> 01:58:40,220
The moment, like, I was laughing out loud

3506
01:58:40,220 --> 01:58:43,340
at some of the shenanigans the cops were getting into

3507
01:58:43,340 --> 01:58:44,500
and the way they were like,

3508
01:58:44,500 --> 01:58:46,500
because it honestly just felt like comedy.

3509
01:58:46,500 --> 01:58:48,540
This is giving me Battlefield Earth vibes

3510
01:58:48,540 --> 01:58:50,940
of like unintentional, one of the great,

3511
01:58:50,940 --> 01:58:54,660
one of the better comedies, because when it cuts to

3512
01:58:54,660 --> 01:58:58,500
how did they find out who the dude was,

3513
01:58:58,500 --> 01:59:02,260
is the fact that after the little guy killed the priest,

3514
01:59:02,260 --> 01:59:06,020
he laid down next to him just to see how tall he was.

3515
01:59:06,020 --> 01:59:09,100
And he's like, are you fucking kidding me?

3516
01:59:09,100 --> 01:59:10,940
Are you out of your fucking mind

3517
01:59:10,940 --> 01:59:13,140
if you think that that was a good idea to put in your movie

3518
01:59:13,140 --> 01:59:14,660
if you're not trying to make it a comedy?

3519
01:59:14,660 --> 01:59:17,020
Now, if you're trying to make it a comedy

3520
01:59:17,020 --> 01:59:19,420
and the whole thing is little guy,

3521
01:59:19,420 --> 01:59:22,260
then yeah, make him hide behind the bartender.

3522
01:59:22,260 --> 01:59:24,340
Make him size himself up against the priest.

3523
01:59:24,340 --> 01:59:25,500
Make him wear heels.

3524
01:59:25,500 --> 01:59:27,260
Make it show him wear heels.

3525
01:59:27,260 --> 01:59:29,100
I think you even see the box at one point

3526
01:59:29,100 --> 01:59:31,020
that says like little big boy heels or something

3527
01:59:31,020 --> 01:59:32,500
and then cuts over to his shoes.

3528
01:59:32,500 --> 01:59:35,740
And then he's just, oh my God, it's,

3529
01:59:35,740 --> 01:59:36,860
it is ridiculous.

3530
01:59:37,780 --> 01:59:39,140
Yeah, I don't know why they put that in there.

3531
01:59:39,140 --> 01:59:40,540
I don't either.

3532
01:59:40,540 --> 01:59:43,460
We see gorgeous George's ass and dick.

3533
01:59:43,460 --> 01:59:45,260
Yeah, another dick shot.

3534
01:59:45,260 --> 01:59:48,420
They get more free guns from the IRA guy

3535
01:59:48,420 --> 01:59:51,220
because now they're homies, because now they come back.

3536
01:59:51,220 --> 01:59:53,660
Oh, we didn't even talk about the fact that,

3537
01:59:54,700 --> 01:59:57,780
what epic hair and beards at the beginning there.

3538
01:59:57,780 --> 02:00:00,380
When we first start and they're in Ireland,

3539
02:00:00,380 --> 02:00:02,260
because they are on the run, because they just killed-

3540
02:00:02,260 --> 02:00:03,260
There's a couple of knees.

3541
02:00:03,260 --> 02:00:06,580
Shuffle people, oh yeah, God damn, that's what you said.

3542
02:00:06,580 --> 02:00:10,620
I thought you, okay, I don't know what I thought

3543
02:00:10,620 --> 02:00:13,020
when you said that, but I wasn't thinking of that scene.

3544
02:00:13,020 --> 02:00:14,380
So yes, absolutely right.

3545
02:00:14,380 --> 02:00:16,980
You do look like one of them fucking,

3546
02:00:16,980 --> 02:00:19,660
like you've been on the run from the cops in Ireland.

3547
02:00:19,660 --> 02:00:21,020
Living on a sheep farm?

3548
02:00:21,020 --> 02:00:22,860
For 10 years, living on a sheep farm.

3549
02:00:25,140 --> 02:00:28,460
Just tattooing your brother, some feet on his back.

3550
02:00:28,460 --> 02:00:33,460
But they, I don't know, so we get to, I mean, the full,

3551
02:00:36,460 --> 02:00:37,500
oh, yeah.

3552
02:00:37,500 --> 02:00:40,580
We did rehash a lot of this, so for time's sake,

3553
02:00:40,580 --> 02:00:41,620
we're at two hours now.

3554
02:00:41,620 --> 02:00:43,820
Yeah, sorry, but the IRA guy giving them free guns

3555
02:00:43,820 --> 02:00:45,940
I thought was insane, because he's just like,

3556
02:00:45,940 --> 02:00:47,220
hey boys, good to see you again.

3557
02:00:47,220 --> 02:00:48,060
Here's some guns.

3558
02:00:48,060 --> 02:00:49,380
You boys are on the house.

3559
02:00:49,380 --> 02:00:52,780
Specially made for you, and I also happen to have a pair

3560
02:00:52,780 --> 02:00:57,620
of also Mexican themed silencers.

3561
02:00:57,620 --> 02:00:58,460
This movie.

3562
02:00:58,460 --> 02:00:59,300
You look like you've seen one up close.

3563
02:00:59,300 --> 02:01:00,120
And the first movie.

3564
02:01:00,120 --> 02:01:01,380
I've got the perfect thing for these movies.

3565
02:01:01,380 --> 02:01:03,780
These movies could be enjoyable one way.

3566
02:01:03,780 --> 02:01:05,260
There's one way to make these movies good.

3567
02:01:05,260 --> 02:01:06,460
A bunch of bush mills?

3568
02:01:06,460 --> 02:01:07,540
Drinking game.

3569
02:01:07,540 --> 02:01:08,580
Yeah.

3570
02:01:08,580 --> 02:01:09,780
The word fuck.

3571
02:01:09,780 --> 02:01:12,580
Just the word fuck in these movies, a drinking game.

3572
02:01:12,580 --> 02:01:14,460
You know how many shots you'd have to take?

3573
02:01:14,460 --> 02:01:16,980
Yes, I do know how many, that's why I brought it up.

3574
02:01:16,980 --> 02:01:20,780
It's 200 and, wait a minute, there's more in the first one.

3575
02:01:20,780 --> 02:01:25,780
The first one has 246, and the second one has 156.

3576
02:01:25,780 --> 02:01:26,620
166, 154.

3577
02:01:28,620 --> 02:01:31,820
I have a copy of Scarface that counts all the F-bombs

3578
02:01:31,820 --> 02:01:33,580
and all the bullets shot.

3579
02:01:33,580 --> 02:01:35,340
Can you imagine?

3580
02:01:35,340 --> 02:01:37,020
That's, yeah, you would die.

3581
02:01:37,020 --> 02:01:39,300
That's like the Thunderstruck ACDC one.

3582
02:01:39,300 --> 02:01:40,380
People say that you can't do

3583
02:01:40,380 --> 02:01:41,540
because it would actually kill you.

3584
02:01:41,540 --> 02:01:42,780
Kill you, yeah.

3585
02:01:42,780 --> 02:01:44,360
Now what did you say you have a thing of?

3586
02:01:44,360 --> 02:01:48,060
Oh, I said the F-bomb counter on the Scarface DVD I have.

3587
02:01:48,060 --> 02:01:50,820
We had like a special edition, and it has like a little F

3588
02:01:50,820 --> 02:01:52,740
with like on a classical little bomb,

3589
02:01:52,740 --> 02:01:54,560
and it counts every time they say fuck.

3590
02:01:54,560 --> 02:01:55,980
Yeah, another thing that would be great

3591
02:01:55,980 --> 02:01:59,020
in the streaming world, having those little features.

3592
02:02:01,980 --> 02:02:06,100
Could you imagine watching if they went the extra mile

3593
02:02:06,100 --> 02:02:07,500
on like a Deadpool release?

3594
02:02:07,500 --> 02:02:09,900
So just think about the Deadpool Wolverine release.

3595
02:02:09,900 --> 02:02:11,820
Or I'll go Deadpool 2 or whatever,

3596
02:02:11,820 --> 02:02:13,220
just so that we don't ruin anything.

3597
02:02:13,220 --> 02:02:14,100
Or even the first one.

3598
02:02:14,100 --> 02:02:16,420
But if Deadpool, you find it streaming,

3599
02:02:16,420 --> 02:02:20,300
and the credits pop up, and there's a little Deadpool.

3600
02:02:20,300 --> 02:02:22,500
No, there's a little Deadpool on the menu

3601
02:02:22,500 --> 02:02:24,340
with a whole extra set of like

3602
02:02:24,340 --> 02:02:27,060
you're gonna get a couple minutes of content from that.

3603
02:02:27,060 --> 02:02:27,900
Worth it.

3604
02:02:27,900 --> 02:02:29,140
Like it's worth a re-buy.

3605
02:02:29,140 --> 02:02:31,540
It's like, oh cool, every time I pull this up,

3606
02:02:31,540 --> 02:02:35,120
I'm gonna get this like cool themed thing, right?

3607
02:02:35,120 --> 02:02:37,840
And then maybe when you're watching it,

3608
02:02:37,840 --> 02:02:41,060
you can turn on like instead of a director's commentary,

3609
02:02:41,060 --> 02:02:42,460
you turn on Deadpool commentary.

3610
02:02:42,460 --> 02:02:43,300
And it pops up.

3611
02:02:43,300 --> 02:02:45,420
And he pops up and he breaks the fourth wall,

3612
02:02:45,420 --> 02:02:46,260
and he does what?

3613
02:02:46,260 --> 02:02:47,100
Because it's already breaking the first wall.

3614
02:02:47,100 --> 02:02:48,000
That'd be great, yeah, that'd be great.

3615
02:02:48,000 --> 02:02:49,940
Maybe he breaks the fifth wall,

3616
02:02:49,940 --> 02:02:52,580
but oh shit, how do you break the fifth wall?

3617
02:02:52,580 --> 02:02:54,260
I think I know how.

3618
02:02:54,260 --> 02:02:57,060
Someone breaks the fourth wall by coming out.

3619
02:02:57,060 --> 02:02:58,940
So like we get a director's,

3620
02:02:58,940 --> 02:03:00,780
we get a Deadpool commentary where he's talking

3621
02:03:00,780 --> 02:03:03,020
about the movie that we're currently watching.

3622
02:03:03,020 --> 02:03:06,140
But then he turns around, he says, watch this.

3623
02:03:06,140 --> 02:03:08,940
And then he goes, breaks into the,

3624
02:03:08,940 --> 02:03:11,060
back into the movie and adjusts the content

3625
02:03:11,060 --> 02:03:13,420
of the movie a little bit, and then comes back out.

3626
02:03:13,420 --> 02:03:16,020
Like they re-film one scene for it.

3627
02:03:16,020 --> 02:03:17,980
All right, you guys aren't as interested in this as I am.

3628
02:03:17,980 --> 02:03:18,940
I'm the only one high.

3629
02:03:18,940 --> 02:03:20,100
Sorry, continue.

3630
02:03:20,100 --> 02:03:21,780
It's been two hours, let's move on.

3631
02:03:21,780 --> 02:03:23,420
Gorgeous George goes to the junkyard

3632
02:03:23,420 --> 02:03:25,220
and talks to his buddy for some help.

3633
02:03:25,220 --> 02:03:27,820
And he's like, yeah, it's like that movie, you know?

3634
02:03:27,820 --> 02:03:29,540
The girl and the kid, the guys,

3635
02:03:29,540 --> 02:03:31,380
like panic room, panic room?

3636
02:03:31,380 --> 02:03:32,340
And he's like, nah, the other one.

3637
02:03:32,340 --> 02:03:34,820
He's like fucking with him, busting his balls.

3638
02:03:34,820 --> 02:03:37,220
I think once the main FBI guy shows up.

3639
02:03:37,220 --> 02:03:38,060
Oh, Consular?

3640
02:03:40,060 --> 02:03:41,500
This becomes a full blown comedy

3641
02:03:41,500 --> 02:03:44,140
because he's so over the fucking top.

3642
02:03:44,140 --> 02:03:46,300
He's like, it's my jurisdiction, shut it down, blah, blah,

3643
02:03:46,300 --> 02:03:47,740
blah, I'll get all the credit.

3644
02:03:47,740 --> 02:03:49,060
It's just poorly written.

3645
02:03:49,980 --> 02:03:51,180
And then the twist at the end,

3646
02:03:51,180 --> 02:03:52,900
when you see that Willem Dafoe's been alive,

3647
02:03:52,900 --> 02:03:56,700
the whole time I thought was stupid.

3648
02:03:56,700 --> 02:03:58,660
Why wouldn't they go in the elevator

3649
02:03:58,660 --> 02:04:01,620
or there are just blankets on the walls all around them?

3650
02:04:03,540 --> 02:04:04,660
Maybe that was the 90s thing.

3651
02:04:04,660 --> 02:04:05,500
That was just-

3652
02:04:05,500 --> 02:04:06,320
Oh, it was 2009.

3653
02:04:06,320 --> 02:04:08,500
This is just a 2009 thing.

3654
02:04:09,420 --> 02:04:11,220
Elevators had blankets all on the walls.

3655
02:04:11,220 --> 02:04:12,940
Yeah, everyone was thinking how do you,

3656
02:04:12,940 --> 02:04:16,100
warm elevators was a, when they heard global warming,

3657
02:04:16,100 --> 02:04:16,940
people, someone heard it wrong.

3658
02:04:16,940 --> 02:04:18,820
Wait, wasn't it a freight elevator?

3659
02:04:18,820 --> 02:04:20,340
I think a lot of them do have that.

3660
02:04:20,340 --> 02:04:21,620
Is that a normal thing? Yeah, that's common.

3661
02:04:21,620 --> 02:04:23,620
Probably to protect the shit that you're carrying up.

3662
02:04:23,620 --> 02:04:24,780
The shit you're carrying up, yeah.

3663
02:04:24,780 --> 02:04:26,860
If you're bringing, let's say you're bringing some furniture.

3664
02:04:26,860 --> 02:04:29,300
You see them in freight elevators in hotels and stuff.

3665
02:04:29,300 --> 02:04:31,900
Ricky pulls a total Ricky move

3666
02:04:31,900 --> 02:04:35,060
and bumps baby Akaveta out of the way of the panic room

3667
02:04:35,060 --> 02:04:36,540
so he could say to himself

3668
02:04:36,540 --> 02:04:38,980
that it's so something he would have done if it was Ricky.

3669
02:04:38,980 --> 02:04:40,900
I'm just convinced that this is Ricky.

3670
02:04:40,900 --> 02:04:42,060
Like, they were just,

3671
02:04:42,060 --> 02:04:44,140
Troy was just like, I love Ricky, let's put him in there

3672
02:04:44,140 --> 02:04:45,300
and make him be Ricky.

3673
02:04:45,300 --> 02:04:46,340
Ricky from what?

3674
02:04:46,340 --> 02:04:47,180
Trailer Park Boys.

3675
02:04:47,180 --> 02:04:48,000
I've never seen it.

3676
02:04:48,000 --> 02:04:49,380
You've never seen Trailer Park Boys?

3677
02:04:49,380 --> 02:04:50,940
It's not my thing.

3678
02:04:50,940 --> 02:04:51,780
I don't really care.

3679
02:04:51,780 --> 02:04:53,260
Did you like Reno 911?

3680
02:04:53,260 --> 02:04:54,500
It's okay.

3681
02:04:54,500 --> 02:04:56,100
Well, you might like Trailer Park Boys

3682
02:04:56,100 --> 02:04:57,580
at least a little bit.

3683
02:04:57,580 --> 02:04:59,540
Did you hear my, it's okay.

3684
02:04:59,540 --> 02:05:03,660
Do you know how passionate I am about the things I love?

3685
02:05:03,660 --> 02:05:06,780
Have I not gone on 30 tangents today about all the other?

3686
02:05:06,780 --> 02:05:10,900
When I say something's okay, I'm basically like,

3687
02:05:10,900 --> 02:05:13,820
I understand from a technical point of view

3688
02:05:13,820 --> 02:05:17,060
and from others' points of view that it's a good show.

3689
02:05:17,060 --> 02:05:19,340
I don't like white trash comedy.

3690
02:05:19,340 --> 02:05:20,180
Just something about it.

3691
02:05:20,180 --> 02:05:22,380
But anyways, Ricky, Ricky.

3692
02:05:22,380 --> 02:05:24,780
That felt like a personal affront to you.

3693
02:05:26,780 --> 02:05:28,740
It's just like, how could you not like,

3694
02:05:28,740 --> 02:05:30,540
I understand not watching it all the time.

3695
02:05:30,540 --> 02:05:31,820
I haven't watched it in a while,

3696
02:05:31,820 --> 02:05:33,260
but I'm like, oh, that's a good show.

3697
02:05:33,260 --> 02:05:34,100
I liked it.

3698
02:05:34,100 --> 02:05:34,920
Yeah, it was great.

3699
02:05:34,920 --> 02:05:36,620
No, but no, East Bounded Down.

3700
02:05:36,620 --> 02:05:37,940
East Bounded Down was great, yeah.

3701
02:05:37,940 --> 02:05:38,780
I love East Bounded Down.

3702
02:05:38,780 --> 02:05:39,780
That's the thing, I'm not into,

3703
02:05:39,780 --> 02:05:44,060
there's a certain style of like white trash humor

3704
02:05:44,060 --> 02:05:45,380
that I'm not fully into.

3705
02:05:45,380 --> 02:05:46,220
You don't like Joe Dirt?

3706
02:05:46,220 --> 02:05:48,660
The only exception of the rules would be a Joe Dirt

3707
02:05:48,660 --> 02:05:50,300
or a My Name is Earl.

3708
02:05:50,300 --> 02:05:51,140
Talladega Nights?

3709
02:05:51,140 --> 02:05:53,020
Or a Talladega Nights.

3710
02:05:53,020 --> 02:05:54,660
Like, I'm okay with those.

3711
02:05:54,660 --> 02:05:57,700
Quick, Mike, we need one more white trash thing.

3712
02:05:57,700 --> 02:06:00,140
But like, if you go to...

3713
02:06:00,140 --> 02:06:02,300
The Wonderful Whites of West Virginia?

3714
02:06:02,300 --> 02:06:03,140
I don't, what are those?

3715
02:06:03,140 --> 02:06:07,180
Oh, that's a documentary that's actually really good.

3716
02:06:07,180 --> 02:06:08,020
I know.

3717
02:06:08,020 --> 02:06:10,420
What's those, what are those indie movies?

3718
02:06:13,380 --> 02:06:15,500
Kids, and then there was like one where it's like

3719
02:06:15,500 --> 02:06:20,340
this ugly, ugly kid, or 90s, the 90s,

3720
02:06:22,420 --> 02:06:26,380
Jonah Hill directed one, about the 90s.

3721
02:06:26,380 --> 02:06:28,640
And it looked like it was a bunch of just white trash stuff.

3722
02:06:28,640 --> 02:06:29,860
So I didn't watch that either,

3723
02:06:29,860 --> 02:06:31,460
but that one actually looks kinda good.

3724
02:06:31,460 --> 02:06:32,280
Doesn't matter.

3725
02:06:32,280 --> 02:06:35,980
Anyways, Ricky's locks himself in the panic room

3726
02:06:35,980 --> 02:06:40,460
and Greenlee's like, do something, you fucking wad.

3727
02:06:40,460 --> 02:06:42,300
He's like, he could be in there, you know,

3728
02:06:42,300 --> 02:06:45,740
touching her and stuff.

3729
02:06:45,740 --> 02:06:47,500
I like how they updated the music,

3730
02:06:47,500 --> 02:06:49,960
like the classic music from the first one,

3731
02:06:49,960 --> 02:06:52,500
they just revamped it and made it sound nice and fresh.

3732
02:06:52,500 --> 02:06:53,340
It was nice.

3733
02:06:53,340 --> 02:06:57,220
Not a big fan of the techno in the shoot-em-up scenes,

3734
02:06:57,220 --> 02:07:01,340
where they just dubbed quotes from the first movie

3735
02:07:01,340 --> 02:07:03,540
and just repeated them over and over again to techno music.

3736
02:07:03,540 --> 02:07:06,180
Like, it felt very blade-esque.

3737
02:07:06,180 --> 02:07:07,020
Kinda.

3738
02:07:07,020 --> 02:07:08,020
But...

3739
02:07:08,020 --> 02:07:10,500
I don't know why I wrote Fire Hydrant, but I did.

3740
02:07:10,500 --> 02:07:13,020
As a note, I forgot what it was about.

3741
02:07:13,020 --> 02:07:14,780
The Ding Dong line, where he's trying to figure out

3742
02:07:14,780 --> 02:07:17,380
a cool line to say, and it shows both versions

3743
02:07:17,380 --> 02:07:19,020
of like, fucking stupid.

3744
02:07:19,020 --> 02:07:21,540
And then it goes back, he's like, yeah, you said it.

3745
02:07:21,540 --> 02:07:23,860
Ding dong, yeah, that was great.

3746
02:07:23,860 --> 02:07:27,020
Another cool line, sorta, not as cool as it worked,

3747
02:07:27,020 --> 02:07:28,940
but when their dad's doing that game

3748
02:07:28,940 --> 02:07:30,660
where they're holding a gun to each other's head

3749
02:07:30,660 --> 02:07:35,660
and firing, he's like, Conor, daddy's working.

3750
02:07:36,940 --> 02:07:38,280
That was nice.

3751
02:07:38,280 --> 02:07:41,500
Another cool spot was when they do the final showdown

3752
02:07:41,500 --> 02:07:44,860
at the house, and you see that angel get shot up

3753
02:07:44,860 --> 02:07:46,140
and then the wings fall off.

3754
02:07:46,140 --> 02:07:49,340
I thought that was a nice little ROT Pizza cinematography.

3755
02:07:49,340 --> 02:07:50,220
Really liked it.

3756
02:07:52,180 --> 02:07:54,540
And then we get Willem Dafoe, where we leave off,

3757
02:07:54,540 --> 02:07:56,540
where you were talking about Willem Dafoe showing up.

3758
02:07:56,540 --> 02:08:00,460
Did not skip a beat, felt like, oh, fucking smacker's back.

3759
02:08:00,460 --> 02:08:01,300
Yeah.

3760
02:08:01,300 --> 02:08:03,900
Yeah, I mean, look, I liked him in it.

3761
02:08:03,900 --> 02:08:05,900
I just said, hey, Green Goblin again.

3762
02:08:05,900 --> 02:08:07,060
Yeah.

3763
02:08:07,060 --> 02:08:09,180
But this is post-Green Goblin,

3764
02:08:09,180 --> 02:08:10,300
so there was a little bit of pre,

3765
02:08:10,300 --> 02:08:14,060
a little bit of post-Goblin, and he looked great.

3766
02:08:14,060 --> 02:08:14,900
Still looks great.

3767
02:08:16,460 --> 02:08:19,180
Listen, this movie, I'm just gonna rate it,

3768
02:08:19,180 --> 02:08:23,820
because it's the equivalent of a rabid chihuahua

3769
02:08:23,820 --> 02:08:25,380
yapping at your heel.

3770
02:08:25,380 --> 02:08:26,220
What?

3771
02:08:26,220 --> 02:08:27,420
Oh, rabid, okay.

3772
02:08:28,820 --> 02:08:30,260
It feels, yeah, it's aggressive.

3773
02:08:30,260 --> 02:08:34,620
It's loud, obnoxious, aggressive, but harmless.

3774
02:08:34,620 --> 02:08:35,460
You know?

3775
02:08:35,460 --> 02:08:36,280
Okay, sure, yeah.

3776
02:08:36,280 --> 02:08:37,920
It's like, there's no,

3777
02:08:39,540 --> 02:08:42,660
let's, one overactive hell mirror.

3778
02:08:42,660 --> 02:08:45,220
I wanna know, did Billy Connolly teach them

3779
02:08:45,220 --> 02:08:48,620
the Irish accent, because from movie one,

3780
02:08:48,620 --> 02:08:51,780
to this movie, you just should go watch a scene for me,

3781
02:08:51,780 --> 02:08:53,260
they're completely different.

3782
02:08:53,260 --> 02:08:54,140
I didn't even notice.

3783
02:08:54,140 --> 02:08:56,060
Yeah, they're not, did you watch back to back?

3784
02:08:56,060 --> 02:08:56,900
I did.

3785
02:08:56,900 --> 02:08:58,660
Yeah, back to back, their accents,

3786
02:08:58,660 --> 02:09:00,020
well, first of all, about halfway through

3787
02:09:00,020 --> 02:09:02,140
the first movie, they change.

3788
02:09:02,140 --> 02:09:03,740
And they get a little better.

3789
02:09:03,740 --> 02:09:04,980
They're being coached as they go.

3790
02:09:04,980 --> 02:09:07,060
That's why I wonder if Billy Connolly was just doing it

3791
02:09:07,060 --> 02:09:07,900
on set.

3792
02:09:07,900 --> 02:09:10,140
Because Norman Reedus sounds different.

3793
02:09:10,140 --> 02:09:10,980
Yeah.

3794
02:09:10,980 --> 02:09:14,980
And so one overactive hell mirror, this one's a W.

3795
02:09:14,980 --> 02:09:16,580
A W, good lord.

3796
02:09:16,580 --> 02:09:18,220
There's no reason to watch this movie.

3797
02:09:18,220 --> 02:09:20,140
If you watched the first one, why would you watch this one?

3798
02:09:20,140 --> 02:09:22,500
It's the same movie, rehashed worse.

3799
02:09:24,900 --> 02:09:28,940
See, W, Mike, we've only had,

3800
02:09:28,940 --> 02:09:30,140
There's no reason for it.

3801
02:09:30,140 --> 02:09:31,440
I strongly disagree.

3802
02:09:31,440 --> 02:09:35,840
If you loved the first one, like many, many, many people did

3803
02:09:35,840 --> 02:09:39,560
of this cult classic, you were excited to just see

3804
02:09:39,560 --> 02:09:43,400
the story be continued, see how the guys are 10 years later.

3805
02:09:43,400 --> 02:09:46,040
You enjoyed it, you weren't expecting anything great.

3806
02:09:47,480 --> 02:09:50,880
It's just like, oh yeah, the good old days.

3807
02:09:50,880 --> 02:09:52,200
I remember when I first saw that movie,

3808
02:09:52,200 --> 02:09:53,760
and look, here's a little bit more.

3809
02:09:53,760 --> 02:09:55,600
You didn't even have to do that.

3810
02:09:56,480 --> 02:09:58,520
Most of these movies, just they have the one movie

3811
02:09:58,520 --> 02:10:00,200
and they never, you know.

3812
02:10:00,200 --> 02:10:02,760
Maybe some YouTuber does their own little fan made thing,

3813
02:10:02,760 --> 02:10:03,680
which is nice.

3814
02:10:04,760 --> 02:10:06,400
But you know, I went to the theaters,

3815
02:10:06,400 --> 02:10:09,000
wasn't expecting much, I just wanted to see what was up.

3816
02:10:09,000 --> 02:10:11,480
And I enjoyed the movie, I liked all the call backs,

3817
02:10:11,480 --> 02:10:14,640
I liked how they used footage from the old movie too.

3818
02:10:16,480 --> 02:10:20,760
I'm just gonna go C plus, or three lobster dicks.

3819
02:10:24,800 --> 02:10:27,360
When I saw it in the theater, I absolutely hated it.

3820
02:10:27,360 --> 02:10:28,800
And the only reason I hated it

3821
02:10:28,800 --> 02:10:30,240
is nothing to do with the movie,

3822
02:10:30,240 --> 02:10:31,880
it had everything to do with the company.

3823
02:10:31,880 --> 02:10:33,160
And I went with a couple of friends

3824
02:10:33,160 --> 02:10:35,800
and we all drank beforehand and turned.

3825
02:10:35,800 --> 02:10:39,280
And so seeing it drunk in a nearly empty theater,

3826
02:10:39,280 --> 02:10:41,640
with them taking advantage of that

3827
02:10:41,640 --> 02:10:43,200
and being loud and obnoxious,

3828
02:10:43,200 --> 02:10:45,760
some of the things I absolutely cannot stand

3829
02:10:45,760 --> 02:10:46,680
with movie etiquette.

3830
02:10:46,680 --> 02:10:48,480
As you know, I already hate the theater enough,

3831
02:10:48,480 --> 02:10:50,480
having to go there and then be part of a group

3832
02:10:50,480 --> 02:10:52,000
that's being loud and obnoxious.

3833
02:10:52,000 --> 02:10:54,160
It just wasn't my finest moment in the theater.

3834
02:10:54,160 --> 02:10:57,400
So I left not enjoying it because I got a very,

3835
02:10:57,400 --> 02:10:59,280
just the experience wasn't there for me.

3836
02:10:59,280 --> 02:11:03,600
So this was the first fresh eyes rewatch,

3837
02:11:03,600 --> 02:11:06,600
the director's cut with an open, enthusiastic,

3838
02:11:06,600 --> 02:11:08,400
and open mind, okay?

3839
02:11:08,400 --> 02:11:12,120
This is me just honestly just going to see how it feels,

3840
02:11:12,120 --> 02:11:13,920
you know, how it felt to get there.

3841
02:11:13,920 --> 02:11:17,360
And honestly, I love Julie Benz's character.

3842
02:11:17,360 --> 02:11:21,240
I thought she overacted as much as Willem Dafoe did,

3843
02:11:21,240 --> 02:11:22,920
so the vibe was still there.

3844
02:11:22,920 --> 02:11:27,920
If this is supposed to be an over the top action,

3845
02:11:28,600 --> 02:11:33,080
shoot them up just with a story, right?

3846
02:11:33,080 --> 02:11:35,040
Like it's not, it doesn't feel,

3847
02:11:35,040 --> 02:11:36,400
I didn't feel like either one.

3848
02:11:36,400 --> 02:11:38,240
It's not only God forgives.

3849
02:11:38,240 --> 02:11:39,080
Yeah, exactly.

3850
02:11:39,080 --> 02:11:39,900
We can say that much.

3851
02:11:39,900 --> 02:11:41,040
But you know what?

3852
02:11:41,040 --> 02:11:44,240
It's better in some ways, it's worse in others, you know?

3853
02:11:44,240 --> 02:11:49,240
It's like, if you want a story, like a coherent story,

3854
02:11:49,440 --> 02:11:51,800
you'd follow this one because it's like,

3855
02:11:51,800 --> 02:11:53,840
at least it makes sense what's happening.

3856
02:11:53,840 --> 02:11:55,440
They're killing off people again.

3857
02:11:55,440 --> 02:12:00,440
But that's, I watched this and I think I enjoyed it

3858
02:12:00,880 --> 02:12:02,860
a lot more this time around.

3859
02:12:02,860 --> 02:12:04,000
So it's weird.

3860
02:12:04,000 --> 02:12:05,540
It's complete reverse.

3861
02:12:05,540 --> 02:12:09,700
The first movie, I lost some love for.

3862
02:12:09,700 --> 02:12:12,780
This one, I definitely gained some appreciation for.

3863
02:12:12,780 --> 02:12:15,800
So I am with Austin at a C+.

3864
02:12:15,800 --> 02:12:20,440
So I've given them, I think the same grade.

3865
02:12:20,440 --> 02:12:21,840
I think I went C plus on both.

3866
02:12:21,840 --> 02:12:24,600
Yeah, so I think they're,

3867
02:12:24,600 --> 02:12:25,960
and the reason I give them the same grade

3868
02:12:25,960 --> 02:12:30,620
is because as much as the first one was an indie classic

3869
02:12:30,620 --> 02:12:32,800
that's enjoyable in its own right,

3870
02:12:32,800 --> 02:12:34,860
it's flawed in a lot of ways

3871
02:12:35,840 --> 02:12:38,600
that I feel like doesn't hold up as well.

3872
02:12:38,600 --> 02:12:40,480
But I feel like the new one,

3873
02:12:40,480 --> 02:12:42,160
there's a lot of love put into it

3874
02:12:42,160 --> 02:12:43,760
because you could tell that everyone on there,

3875
02:12:43,760 --> 02:12:46,160
everyone doing it was a fan of the first,

3876
02:12:46,160 --> 02:12:47,840
it's like every one of them was passionate

3877
02:12:47,840 --> 02:12:49,620
and wanted to be there. Yeah, I would agree with that.

3878
02:12:49,620 --> 02:12:51,600
And you could feel the love throughout it.

3879
02:12:51,600 --> 02:12:54,520
You could feel everyone enjoying themselves while acting.

3880
02:12:54,520 --> 02:12:57,160
It didn't feel like there wasn't chemistry between people.

3881
02:12:57,160 --> 02:12:59,520
It felt like everything just worked.

3882
02:12:59,520 --> 02:13:02,640
And it was fun to watch and it was cool

3883
02:13:02,640 --> 02:13:05,780
and it was over the top in all the fun, delightful ways

3884
02:13:05,780 --> 02:13:08,140
that I want from a Boonock Saints.

3885
02:13:08,140 --> 02:13:10,120
It was problematic as fuck,

3886
02:13:10,120 --> 02:13:11,720
but I'm willing to forgive a lot of it,

3887
02:13:11,720 --> 02:13:12,660
give it a higher grade.

3888
02:13:12,660 --> 02:13:14,600
And so that's why I'm gonna put them on equal ground.

3889
02:13:14,600 --> 02:13:16,920
So I feel like the Boonock Saints are both

3890
02:13:16,920 --> 02:13:21,080
just shy of being a great series of movies.

3891
02:13:21,080 --> 02:13:22,520
I think they're good.

3892
02:13:22,520 --> 02:13:24,560
And I think they're really good

3893
02:13:24,560 --> 02:13:26,840
if you're in the mood for some like,

3894
02:13:26,840 --> 02:13:29,540
if you had just watched The Departed

3895
02:13:29,540 --> 02:13:31,360
and you're like, what can I watch next?

3896
02:13:31,360 --> 02:13:33,560
I feel like the Boonock Saints movies back to back

3897
02:13:33,560 --> 02:13:37,880
would be a fun release from how dramatic The Departed is.

3898
02:13:37,880 --> 02:13:39,280
Like The Departed, I'm not saying,

3899
02:13:39,280 --> 02:13:41,240
is a way better movie, 100%.

3900
02:13:41,240 --> 02:13:45,000
That's a S tier, you know what I mean?

3901
02:13:45,000 --> 02:13:47,560
So yeah, this is fun.

3902
02:13:47,560 --> 02:13:49,360
It's like an Irish shoot them up.

3903
02:13:49,360 --> 02:13:51,320
I feel like I got too old for this movie.

3904
02:13:51,320 --> 02:13:53,440
That's basically, honestly, you're one of the group.

3905
02:13:53,440 --> 02:13:54,680
I got too old for this shit, yeah.

3906
02:13:54,680 --> 02:13:57,960
But Mike, unfortunately, with me giving a C+,

3907
02:13:57,960 --> 02:14:02,000
and Brandon a C-, and Austin a C+,

3908
02:14:02,000 --> 02:14:03,840
you are doubling it.

3909
02:14:03,840 --> 02:14:07,320
As much as a Saints,

3910
02:14:07,320 --> 02:14:10,560
as much as that S brought us up to a Priest,

3911
02:14:10,560 --> 02:14:14,200
I feel like the W has to bring us down significantly

3912
02:14:14,200 --> 02:14:17,280
to like, it's not for everybody.

3913
02:14:17,280 --> 02:14:19,000
Either D-, or an F+.

3914
02:14:19,000 --> 02:14:21,600
I would say D-, yeah, D-, I couldn't give it a half.

3915
02:14:21,600 --> 02:14:24,200
D- is okay with three against one, D- is okay.

3916
02:14:24,200 --> 02:14:26,800
Oh, I'm gonna double, I feel like it holds up extra weight.

3917
02:14:26,800 --> 02:14:29,840
What did Chris Farley pass with in that one,

3918
02:14:29,840 --> 02:14:31,480
that one Chris Farley film, remember?

3919
02:14:31,480 --> 02:14:32,400
Shrek?

3920
02:14:32,400 --> 02:14:35,200
No, Chris Farley in Shrek?

3921
02:14:35,200 --> 02:14:37,200
I think Chris Farley played Shrek

3922
02:14:37,200 --> 02:14:40,920
until they had to recast it with Mike Myers.

3923
02:14:40,920 --> 02:14:42,280
That was gonna be Chris Farley?

3924
02:14:42,280 --> 02:14:43,600
Yeah, it was originally gonna be him.

3925
02:14:43,600 --> 02:14:44,440
That's great.

3926
02:14:44,440 --> 02:14:45,640
No, uh.

3927
02:14:45,640 --> 02:14:46,480
Without the Irish accent.

3928
02:14:46,480 --> 02:14:50,480
The one where he's like, Herbie Hancock,

3929
02:14:50,480 --> 02:14:52,480
remember he's in school and he's trying to,

3930
02:14:52,480 --> 02:14:54,320
I forget which fucking Chris Farley movie it was.

3931
02:14:54,320 --> 02:14:56,080
It was either Black Sheep?

3932
02:14:56,080 --> 02:14:56,920
Okay.

3933
02:14:56,920 --> 02:14:58,240
Or. What's the.

3934
02:14:58,240 --> 02:15:00,480
But he goes to check his grade to see if he passed,

3935
02:15:00,480 --> 02:15:04,160
he's like D-, I fucking passed!

3936
02:15:04,160 --> 02:15:06,400
Like, with the, just barely.

3937
02:15:06,400 --> 02:15:07,600
Okay.

3938
02:15:07,600 --> 02:15:10,280
So then we'll do that, just, we'll do D-,

3939
02:15:10,280 --> 02:15:11,600
I'm gonna make a box around this,

3940
02:15:11,600 --> 02:15:16,280
I'm also gonna put obscure Chris Farley.

3941
02:15:16,280 --> 02:15:18,920
It's definitely an obscure, I just can't remember the title.

3942
02:15:18,920 --> 02:15:20,440
Cause there's, you know, it's one of those him

3943
02:15:20,440 --> 02:15:22,000
and David Spade.

3944
02:15:22,000 --> 02:15:24,840
It's gotta be either Black Sheep or Tommy Boy,

3945
02:15:24,840 --> 02:15:25,760
one of the two.

3946
02:15:25,760 --> 02:15:27,400
All right, well everybody,

3947
02:15:28,240 --> 02:15:29,800
this has been one of our regular episodes.

3948
02:15:29,800 --> 02:15:31,000
Recreational recommendations?

3949
02:15:31,000 --> 02:15:31,840
Oh yeah, good lord, I was gonna.

3950
02:15:31,840 --> 02:15:50,840
I'm gonna maybe skip it.

3951
02:15:52,840 --> 02:15:55,040
But fuck it, yeah, we'll do a quick one.

3952
02:15:55,040 --> 02:15:56,840
Yeah, all right, go for it.

3953
02:15:56,840 --> 02:16:00,760
Louder Milk on Netflix, Ron Livingston,

3954
02:16:00,760 --> 02:16:04,480
he used to be a critic and he was an addict.

3955
02:16:04,480 --> 02:16:07,720
He got into an accident, his wife lost her leg,

3956
02:16:07,720 --> 02:16:11,360
and now he's like the head of a sobriety group,

3957
02:16:11,360 --> 02:16:13,000
like where they all sit in a circle and talk.

3958
02:16:13,000 --> 02:16:13,840
Sure.

3959
02:16:13,840 --> 02:16:16,920
And Will Sasso's a character in it too,

3960
02:16:16,920 --> 02:16:19,040
he's like another main character.

3961
02:16:19,040 --> 02:16:22,120
Super, just a super funny movie, it's based in Seattle.

3962
02:16:22,120 --> 02:16:24,360
Every episode starts with him arguing with somebody

3963
02:16:24,360 --> 02:16:27,240
about something mid-school, like he sees a guy vaping

3964
02:16:27,240 --> 02:16:28,360
and he's just talking shit to the guy

3965
02:16:28,360 --> 02:16:29,760
who's vaping the whole time.

3966
02:16:29,760 --> 02:16:32,800
It's just fucking hilarious, like just jokes

3967
02:16:32,800 --> 02:16:36,840
all just tucked in there, lettered like so subtle.

3968
02:16:36,840 --> 02:16:37,680
And it's a great show.

3969
02:16:37,680 --> 02:16:38,800
So it's a funny show.

3970
02:16:38,800 --> 02:16:39,640
It's really funny.

3971
02:16:39,640 --> 02:16:40,760
It sounded serious for a moment.

3972
02:16:40,760 --> 02:16:42,960
Ron Livingston is from Office Space, correct?

3973
02:16:42,960 --> 02:16:43,800
Yes.

3974
02:16:43,800 --> 02:16:44,640
Okay, that sells it for me.

3975
02:16:44,640 --> 02:16:47,040
And the kind of character he plays is kind of like

3976
02:16:47,040 --> 02:16:50,760
if he never broke out of that relaxation trance,

3977
02:16:50,760 --> 02:16:53,560
and also just didn't give a fuck and was an asshole.

3978
02:16:53,560 --> 02:16:55,760
You know what Ron Livingston is great in?

3979
02:16:55,760 --> 02:16:57,200
Band of Brothers.

3980
02:16:57,200 --> 02:16:58,400
Have you ever seen that?

3981
02:16:58,400 --> 02:16:59,240
No.

3982
02:16:59,240 --> 02:17:00,640
So Band of, just real quick,

3983
02:17:00,640 --> 02:17:02,200
I mean I know this is recommendation time,

3984
02:17:02,200 --> 02:17:04,040
but Band of Brothers, Austin,

3985
02:17:04,040 --> 02:17:05,560
it's a Steven Spielberg produced,

3986
02:17:05,560 --> 02:17:09,480
so it has the same, I would say near same production value

3987
02:17:09,480 --> 02:17:12,480
quality as Saving Private Ryan,

3988
02:17:12,480 --> 02:17:14,640
because it's same production company.

3989
02:17:14,640 --> 02:17:19,640
And so it's an HBO show where it opens with real life,

3990
02:17:21,640 --> 02:17:25,080
they get the guys from World War II,

3991
02:17:25,080 --> 02:17:26,600
they're old men, they interview,

3992
02:17:26,600 --> 02:17:28,520
talking about the shit we're about to watch, right?

3993
02:17:28,520 --> 02:17:30,440
Like how was basic training in World War II?

3994
02:17:30,440 --> 02:17:31,880
They're like, oh it was rough, blah blah blah,

3995
02:17:31,880 --> 02:17:33,120
they're talking about it, whatever.

3996
02:17:33,120 --> 02:17:36,520
And then it just cuts to one of the most perfect

3997
02:17:36,520 --> 02:17:40,240
World War II 10 episode drama series of all time,

3998
02:17:40,240 --> 02:17:43,280
you see from, you see Easy Company from,

3999
02:17:43,280 --> 02:17:46,880
going from boot camp all the way to the end of World War II.

4000
02:17:47,880 --> 02:17:49,640
Whatever that means, I don't want to ruin it,

4001
02:17:49,640 --> 02:17:52,680
but the whole time, every single time,

4002
02:17:52,680 --> 02:17:53,560
you meet the characters,

4003
02:17:53,560 --> 02:17:58,000
and there are some dudes that are so in real life badass

4004
02:17:58,000 --> 02:17:59,200
that it's like you can't even believe it.

4005
02:17:59,200 --> 02:18:01,080
There was a moment where there was two,

4006
02:18:01,080 --> 02:18:03,960
like the Germans, because this is,

4007
02:18:03,960 --> 02:18:06,000
they do Germany for Band of Brothers,

4008
02:18:06,000 --> 02:18:07,280
and then what's awesome is about,

4009
02:18:07,280 --> 02:18:08,520
I don't know, five, six years later,

4010
02:18:08,520 --> 02:18:12,040
they did the Pacific, which is equally as good.

4011
02:18:12,040 --> 02:18:13,600
A lot of people maybe haven't seen the Pacific,

4012
02:18:13,600 --> 02:18:15,960
but it's another 10 episodes where they do the same shit.

4013
02:18:15,960 --> 02:18:18,520
It is amazing, and that's what's happening in Japan

4014
02:18:18,520 --> 02:18:19,880
on that Pacific side.

4015
02:18:19,880 --> 02:18:22,280
But in this one, they're the trench worker.

4016
02:18:22,280 --> 02:18:25,280
There's Germans on one side, Americans on the other,

4017
02:18:25,280 --> 02:18:28,280
and they've been entrenched for either hours or days.

4018
02:18:28,280 --> 02:18:31,000
And this one dude shows up, I forgot his fucking name,

4019
02:18:31,000 --> 02:18:31,840
and I should remember it,

4020
02:18:31,840 --> 02:18:33,880
because it's like a historical fucking name, cool guy.

4021
02:18:33,880 --> 02:18:35,320
But he shows up, and he's like,

4022
02:18:35,320 --> 02:18:36,320
what seems to be the problem?

4023
02:18:36,320 --> 02:18:37,800
It's like, well, we've been entrenched or whatever.

4024
02:18:37,800 --> 02:18:41,040
Just takes his little machine gun that he had,

4025
02:18:41,040 --> 02:18:42,240
his little sub machine gun, whatever,

4026
02:18:42,240 --> 02:18:46,320
he just runs across the field at the Germans,

4027
02:18:46,320 --> 02:18:47,880
just fucking fire, and the Germans are like,

4028
02:18:47,880 --> 02:18:49,720
what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck?

4029
02:18:49,720 --> 02:18:51,720
And they start, it's like, oh, god damn it,

4030
02:18:51,720 --> 02:18:53,200
and they start pulling their guns out,

4031
02:18:53,200 --> 02:18:55,640
and by the time they even start doing anything,

4032
02:18:55,640 --> 02:18:57,120
fucking Americans are charging over,

4033
02:18:57,120 --> 02:18:58,640
they fuck, they wreck the Germans,

4034
02:18:58,640 --> 02:19:00,160
just fucking take it like they,

4035
02:19:01,600 --> 02:19:03,240
one of the best shows of all time,

4036
02:19:03,240 --> 02:19:05,360
that could be my wreck, I do have another one,

4037
02:19:05,360 --> 02:19:07,680
but it's not going to be, Mike, what's yours?

4038
02:19:07,680 --> 02:19:09,880
Mine is to watch the documentary behind me.

4039
02:19:09,880 --> 02:19:11,440
I can't even remember the name of it now,

4040
02:19:11,440 --> 02:19:13,920
I watched it the other day, it's got a weird name.

4041
02:19:13,920 --> 02:19:16,000
Oh, there's a Boondock Saints diary.

4042
02:19:16,000 --> 02:19:18,400
Well, it's not, it's a documentary,

4043
02:19:18,400 --> 02:19:21,960
it's about the making of this, and the follow up,

4044
02:19:21,960 --> 02:19:25,680
and all the, and the Duffy character.

4045
02:19:25,680 --> 02:19:28,480
There's a documentary about this movie making,

4046
02:19:28,480 --> 02:19:31,000
and what happened afterwards, and why it took so many years,

4047
02:19:31,000 --> 02:19:32,720
and him having to sue him.

4048
02:19:33,800 --> 02:19:37,840
It's just an interesting watch of the behind the scenes stuff,

4049
02:19:37,840 --> 02:19:40,120
not about making the movie, but about

4050
02:19:40,120 --> 02:19:42,800
what happens in movie making, basically.

4051
02:19:42,800 --> 02:19:45,480
Is this a legitimate, like, documentary,

4052
02:19:45,480 --> 02:19:47,320
or is this some guy sitting behind a computer

4053
02:19:47,320 --> 02:19:48,600
with me on live? No, it's Shout TV,

4054
02:19:48,600 --> 02:19:51,280
it's an hour and 20 minutes, a legit documentary.

4055
02:19:51,280 --> 02:19:52,760
It's a Boon documentary.

4056
02:19:52,760 --> 02:19:53,600
Yeah.

4057
02:19:53,600 --> 02:19:54,440
Yeah.

4058
02:19:54,440 --> 02:19:55,400
Hey.

4059
02:19:55,400 --> 02:19:56,240
I was holding on that.

4060
02:19:56,240 --> 02:19:58,600
Yeah, I was, cause I kinda took a deep dive

4061
02:19:58,600 --> 02:19:59,440
and watched that after that.

4062
02:19:59,440 --> 02:20:00,520
That sounds cool, I wrote it down.

4063
02:20:00,520 --> 02:20:01,360
Yeah.

4064
02:20:02,800 --> 02:20:05,840
My recommendation is a game called Dustborn,

4065
02:20:05,840 --> 02:20:10,680
and it's a very fun, sort of choose your own adventure style

4066
02:20:10,680 --> 02:20:14,320
with some light combat thrown in, very cool graphics,

4067
02:20:14,320 --> 02:20:17,400
very cool camera work, music's fun,

4068
02:20:17,400 --> 02:20:19,920
you're like a bunch of mutants, basically,

4069
02:20:19,920 --> 02:20:22,520
you get powers, whatever, you're trying to hide that.

4070
02:20:22,520 --> 02:20:26,000
Yeah, except for, what's the problem?

4071
02:20:26,000 --> 02:20:27,840
Yeah, I was gonna get to that.

4072
02:20:27,840 --> 02:20:31,280
But, and also, the fun thing is that you're disguised

4073
02:20:31,280 --> 02:20:33,480
as a punk band, and there's a lot of fun mini games

4074
02:20:33,480 --> 02:20:35,720
where you're writing music and performing music,

4075
02:20:35,720 --> 02:20:39,160
along with some combat, and there's a whole government,

4076
02:20:39,160 --> 02:20:41,960
you know, fascist, anti-government,

4077
02:20:41,960 --> 02:20:43,760
like, whole thing going on, which is great.

4078
02:20:43,760 --> 02:20:47,320
But, I played this, I played about three or four hours,

4079
02:20:47,320 --> 02:20:49,520
and I was like, damn, I like this, this is fun,

4080
02:20:49,520 --> 02:20:51,720
what a cool thing.

4081
02:20:51,720 --> 02:20:53,320
Didn't really think about the characters,

4082
02:20:53,320 --> 02:20:55,080
I mean, they're just interesting characters.

4083
02:20:55,080 --> 02:20:57,800
And then I go online to look at the reviews.

4084
02:20:57,800 --> 02:21:00,640
This is the wokest fucking game I've ever seen in my life.

4085
02:21:00,640 --> 02:21:03,200
Go woke, go broke, I've played one hour of this,

4086
02:21:03,200 --> 02:21:04,680
and I threw it in the fucking trash,

4087
02:21:04,680 --> 02:21:07,040
metaphorically, because I bought it online.

4088
02:21:07,040 --> 02:21:09,480
And I was like, I was like, what the fuck are they talking

4089
02:21:09,480 --> 02:21:12,080
about, and I look at it, and I was like, oh, I guess,

4090
02:21:12,080 --> 02:21:15,560
there's only one white guy on the group of four,

4091
02:21:15,560 --> 02:21:17,920
and there's a black chick, I guess,

4092
02:21:17,920 --> 02:21:20,920
and then a white chick, and then another white person, so.

4093
02:21:20,920 --> 02:21:24,040
Sounds like the show I'm watching, Supercell.

4094
02:21:24,040 --> 02:21:25,920
Supercell. Supercell I've heard of.

4095
02:21:25,920 --> 02:21:28,600
It's on Netflix, but it's like, basically,

4096
02:21:28,600 --> 02:21:30,840
the boys, if they were all black.

4097
02:21:30,840 --> 02:21:33,200
Oh, that's, that sounds tough. And British.

4098
02:21:33,200 --> 02:21:35,040
I'll take black British, the boys.

4099
02:21:35,040 --> 02:21:38,520
I tried watching Misfits, and that was one of those things

4100
02:21:38,520 --> 02:21:42,480
that I always, like, want to get into, and then I stop.

4101
02:21:42,480 --> 02:21:44,720
Halfway through the pilot, I don't know why.

4102
02:21:44,720 --> 02:21:45,800
Or maybe I get through the pilot,

4103
02:21:45,800 --> 02:21:47,000
I never watch the second episode,

4104
02:21:47,000 --> 02:21:48,880
but it's short seasons, I should.

4105
02:21:48,880 --> 02:21:50,960
It's also British, this is six episodes,

4106
02:21:50,960 --> 02:21:51,800
it's kind of the same thing.

4107
02:21:51,800 --> 02:21:52,640
That's what I'm saying, that's why I brought up, yeah.

4108
02:21:52,640 --> 02:21:55,440
It's British, just like that, it's British,

4109
02:21:55,440 --> 02:21:57,640
and it starts slow, the same, yeah.

4110
02:21:57,640 --> 02:21:59,760
I'll tell you this. The first episode's mostly, yeah.

4111
02:21:59,760 --> 02:22:01,520
Most British shows are six episodes,

4112
02:22:01,520 --> 02:22:02,520
which I absolutely love.

4113
02:22:02,520 --> 02:22:04,520
I am a big British TV show guy,

4114
02:22:04,520 --> 02:22:07,280
one of the best TV shows, if you're going drama,

4115
02:22:07,280 --> 02:22:10,240
would be Luther, with Idris Elba.

4116
02:22:10,240 --> 02:22:11,600
Yeah, Idris Elba, yeah.

4117
02:22:11,600 --> 02:22:14,000
But if we're going comedy-wise,

4118
02:22:14,000 --> 02:22:16,600
and you can find this right now on YouTube,

4119
02:22:16,600 --> 02:22:20,800
go type in Big Fat Quiz, and watch any of those,

4120
02:22:20,800 --> 02:22:22,840
because they're an hour and a half long,

4121
02:22:22,840 --> 02:22:26,640
it's Jimmy Carr hosting, and it's a bunch of celebrities

4122
02:22:26,640 --> 02:22:29,480
just doing a live quiz, and just having the time

4123
02:22:29,480 --> 02:22:32,600
of their lives, like Richard Ayoade's on there all the time.

4124
02:22:33,680 --> 02:22:34,560
Phenomenal.

4125
02:22:34,560 --> 02:22:37,440
But then there's also eight out of nine cats do Countdown,

4126
02:22:37,440 --> 02:22:38,880
which is phenomenal. Which I watch a lot, yeah.

4127
02:22:38,880 --> 02:22:40,000
Do you watch Countdown at all?

4128
02:22:40,000 --> 02:22:41,440
Are you a traditional Countdown fan?

4129
02:22:41,440 --> 02:22:42,920
I don't even know what the fuck that is.

4130
02:22:42,920 --> 02:22:45,240
Countdown, they get a hot chick to flip numbers over,

4131
02:22:45,240 --> 02:22:46,440
Wheel of Fortune style,

4132
02:22:46,440 --> 02:22:47,960
and then they literally sit there

4133
02:22:47,960 --> 02:22:50,720
and do math problems with it on air.

4134
02:22:50,720 --> 02:22:53,480
Sounds super boring, which the original one kind of is,

4135
02:22:53,480 --> 02:22:56,160
but Jimmy Carr and his improv group,

4136
02:22:56,160 --> 02:22:59,760
eight out of nine cats, took over Countdown once,

4137
02:22:59,760 --> 02:23:01,560
and they did like a comedy version of it,

4138
02:23:01,560 --> 02:23:02,920
where Jimmy Carr hosted, he's like,

4139
02:23:02,920 --> 02:23:04,320
let's just have fun with this.

4140
02:23:04,320 --> 02:23:06,080
Such a hit, it's a thing.

4141
02:23:06,080 --> 02:23:08,480
So now you watch eight out of nine cats do Countdown,

4142
02:23:08,480 --> 02:23:12,120
which is the name of the show, and it's really funny.

4143
02:23:12,120 --> 02:23:14,600
Because it's comedians doing math,

4144
02:23:14,600 --> 02:23:16,040
sometimes they're great at it,

4145
02:23:16,040 --> 02:23:19,000
but the whole time is when they flip the timer up

4146
02:23:19,000 --> 02:23:20,800
and you get the 30 seconds or whatever,

4147
02:23:20,800 --> 02:23:22,400
they do shenanigans.

4148
02:23:22,400 --> 02:23:25,320
And some of the shenanigans are fucking, so funny.

4149
02:23:25,320 --> 02:23:26,440
Jimmy Carr, fully-

4150
02:23:26,440 --> 02:23:27,960
Now that you said Jimmy Carr was involved,

4151
02:23:27,960 --> 02:23:28,800
maybe I'll check that out.

4152
02:23:28,800 --> 02:23:29,640
Oh no, it's hilarious.

4153
02:23:29,640 --> 02:23:31,080
And the chick is amazing.

4154
02:23:31,080 --> 02:23:33,360
Oh, she's brilliant.

4155
02:23:33,360 --> 02:23:36,560
And she's one of the hottest chicks on the planet, I think.

4156
02:23:36,560 --> 02:23:38,560
She's the smartest, funniest,

4157
02:23:38,560 --> 02:23:39,720
one of the smartest and funniest

4158
02:23:39,720 --> 02:23:40,720
and hottest chicks on the planet.

4159
02:23:40,720 --> 02:23:42,880
She's an 11 out of 10.

4160
02:23:43,880 --> 02:23:45,960
So anyway, we're done.

4161
02:23:45,960 --> 02:23:46,800
Okay, this is the end of the episode.

4162
02:23:46,800 --> 02:23:47,640
This is the end of the episode.

4163
02:23:47,640 --> 02:23:48,480
Oh, next week's movie.

4164
02:23:48,480 --> 02:23:49,800
I'm so sorry, yeah, god damn it.

4165
02:23:50,760 --> 02:23:52,040
Been a long episode, Mike.

4166
02:23:52,040 --> 02:23:54,480
What are we doing next week?

4167
02:23:54,480 --> 02:23:58,160
Next week, wanted to go sci-fi.

4168
02:23:58,160 --> 02:24:00,200
Yeah, that's what you said earlier this week.

4169
02:24:00,200 --> 02:24:02,280
Singularity is the name of the movie.

4170
02:24:02,280 --> 02:24:03,300
Never heard of it.

4171
02:24:04,400 --> 02:24:06,640
John Cusack, 2017.

4172
02:24:08,560 --> 02:24:11,480
It's post-apocalyptic AI-

4173
02:24:11,480 --> 02:24:12,720
What year?

4174
02:24:12,720 --> 02:24:17,720
2017, post-apocalyptic AI takes over and kills us all.

4175
02:24:19,440 --> 02:24:21,280
Kills like 80% of the population.

4176
02:24:22,200 --> 02:24:26,080
Well, at first you said sci-fi.

4177
02:24:26,080 --> 02:24:27,480
It's the name of the movie I've never heard of

4178
02:24:27,480 --> 02:24:28,320
and I was worried.

4179
02:24:28,320 --> 02:24:30,960
Then you said John Cusack, kind of fixed everything.

4180
02:24:30,960 --> 02:24:33,280
This is one of my favorite actors.

4181
02:24:33,280 --> 02:24:35,520
I really like him in a lot of movies.

4182
02:24:35,520 --> 02:24:38,160
Check out, we'll talk about it next week.

4183
02:24:38,160 --> 02:24:39,280
Sure we will.

4184
02:24:39,280 --> 02:24:42,760
Welcome to the two and a half hour director's cut.

4185
02:24:42,760 --> 02:24:43,800
Well, this was two movies.

4186
02:24:43,800 --> 02:24:44,960
You knew what you were getting into

4187
02:24:44,960 --> 02:24:47,440
when you clicked this fucking link.

4188
02:24:47,440 --> 02:24:50,880
Well, everybody, this has been Fried Rice Podcast.

4189
02:24:50,880 --> 02:24:53,640
With me, as always, is Austin.

4190
02:24:54,800 --> 02:24:56,800
I always appreciate him taking the time

4191
02:24:56,800 --> 02:24:58,400
to drive out here each week.

4192
02:24:58,400 --> 02:25:00,120
It's insane that he does.

4193
02:25:00,120 --> 02:25:02,480
I hope that one day we're profitable enough

4194
02:25:02,480 --> 02:25:05,560
that I can pay him to take that gas

4195
02:25:05,560 --> 02:25:07,200
as a tax credit or something.

4196
02:25:07,200 --> 02:25:08,480
It's fair.

4197
02:25:08,480 --> 02:25:11,280
The goal, all as we are, is all as we are.

4198
02:25:11,280 --> 02:25:12,920
With me, as always, is Michael,

4199
02:25:12,920 --> 02:25:15,320
as much as we like to, as much as we do get into it,

4200
02:25:15,320 --> 02:25:19,240
I think we all know that it's just a play, argument.

4201
02:25:19,240 --> 02:25:22,480
We're just arguing to just flex our brains.

4202
02:25:22,480 --> 02:25:23,840
It's just a brain workout

4203
02:25:23,840 --> 02:25:25,840
that we like doing with each other.

4204
02:25:25,840 --> 02:25:26,840
Larsen.

4205
02:25:26,840 --> 02:25:27,960
Have a good weekend.

4206
02:25:27,960 --> 02:25:30,080
And I have been your host, Andy Rice,

4207
02:25:30,080 --> 02:25:31,600
and of course, I'm not gonna say the ending

4208
02:25:31,600 --> 02:25:32,440
because I fuck it up.

4209
02:25:32,440 --> 02:25:34,280
We are Fried Rice Podcast.

4210
02:25:34,280 --> 02:25:35,960
We've been fried, we've been rice,

4211
02:25:35,960 --> 02:25:37,680
we've been podcast.

4212
02:25:37,680 --> 02:25:38,840
You gotta say it with some fucking-

4213
02:25:38,840 --> 02:25:40,120
We've been fried, we've been rice,

4214
02:25:40,120 --> 02:25:42,480
we've been podcast, bye.

4215
02:25:42,480 --> 02:25:43,320
Well, what the hell?

4216
02:25:43,320 --> 02:25:44,160
Now we're gonna be canceled.

4217
02:25:44,160 --> 02:25:45,000
Bye, everyone.

4218
02:25:45,000 --> 02:26:10,680
USSR UNIVERSITY