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And welcome and fuck you.

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I'm just angry because this fucking movie.

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With me as always.

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This is fried rice podcast with me as always is Austin.

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I just want him to sit in front of me in a room.

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I'm going to watch him quietly.

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And he just starts to fucking jerk off for three hours in front of me.

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I want him to look uncomfortable while he does it.

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I don't want him to enjoy it.

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I just want him to do it.

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There.

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Check me out on lemon party.

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Mike Michael is a his brother's cock is enormous.

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It's not that his cock is small or anything, but his brother's cock is fucking enormous.

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And I love it.

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Larsen.

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Hey, buddy.

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It's just not ready.

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And we have.

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And we have Brennan.

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God, it's going to be tough to do this like a like a like I was going to try to do it

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differently, but.

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And his cock is also small simply up to Boston.

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I feel like this movie was payback for repo.

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And I'm Andy Rice.

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My cock is enormous.

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I'm all of their brothers.

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Apparently there's not enough bad movies in the world.

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And this is fried rice podcast.

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Let's get bright.

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Well, everybody, if you watched the movie this week, you'll know what all of that meant.

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And if not, you're super confused.

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And I'm sorry.

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You watch the movie.

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So you know what the fuck I'm talking about.

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Hey, everyone.

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How are you guys?

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Good.

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How's everyone's week?

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Great.

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All right.

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Oh, I have a new enemy now in the door dashing world.

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It's grocery store inventory people that just skim over and mark down that they have everything,

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even though they fucking don't.

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So people will send door dashes to the store for a specific thing that they don't have

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knowing that the person is just going to substitute it for something else.

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So the store still gets the fucking money.

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So now what I've been doing is when I go and find the thing, if there's like a stack of

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them somewhere, I mess up the entire stack on the shelf.

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So because fuck those stock people, fuck you, do your job.

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I hope you get AIDS.

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Wow.

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Because hopefully, you know, someone's going to get fed up with that and they're going

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to fucking quit and they're going to get some new baby face in there that hopefully gives

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a shit about their job.

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Maybe if we're just going to be angry at people, which I think this movie is definitely all

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about will be a lot nicer on our next episode.

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But you know what?

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Fuck everyone.

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Some bitch earlier this week ordered some food and Mike here took it and accidentally

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left a soda behind, which happens, but then he comes back and grabs it.

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It takes fucking five minutes.

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Who cares?

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He comes back and he grabs it.

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And on his way back, the bitch calls.

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After I was already there.

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After he gets there and drops the soda off at her house, a two liter Dr. Pepper, he leaves.

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She calls the store and says, I don't want the soda anymore and give me a refund.

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And Mike's not going to go back up there again for fucking just to grab a soda.

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So she fucking stole from us.

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She stole from us and fuck that bitch.

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There's another bitch and not for the first time.

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Yeah, not for the first time.

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Plus she makes me very uncomfortable every time she comes in.

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Oh God, she might know who.

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That's a very specific thing.

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Well, OK, we might lose our jobs over this, but you know what?

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Fuck that bitch, dude, because she also we looked at her order list and eight out of

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her last 10 orders have been free because she gets sick every time she has dominant

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sick.

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And then she eats it, she gets sick, quote unquote, and then she eats the whole thing

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and then she calls one eight hundred dominoes or whatever.

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And she talks to corporate and she tells them what's up because we I mean, did you tell

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her to stop watching repo?

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I tell her to watch it every day.

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That's your punishment.

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Yeah.

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Well, so yeah, we're all angry.

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We're all bitter.

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Any other angry shit?

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Anyone want to get off their chest?

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Yeah, I didn't get to ride Mario.

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That's universal.

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That sucks.

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I thought that was just out of the blue.

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Yeah, that's a ride.

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Yeah, yeah, I know.

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I wanted to.

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It's Peach's job.

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It is Peach's job to ride Mario.

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It's because he knows how to hit the box.

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I'll punch that box.

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I saw Austin's brain catch up in real time on that one and I loved it.

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Peaches, why do you always make me eat the mushroom?

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Ding ding ding ding.

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You got to get bigger.

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Ding.

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Oh, yeah, that's good.

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That's why you always make me eat the mushroom.

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Sorry, I stepped on your joke.

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And the Waterworld live show is better than the movie.

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Boom.

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I was literally just listening to Rogan with Adam Ray on there and they were just talking

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to like, that movie was a huge flop.

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I'm like, well, I mean, they made money, but for the budget, yeah, it's considered a flop.

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But they're like, the ride is better.

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The show is better.

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So much better.

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Like, cool, maybe someone's going to start with all the people watching Joe Rogan and

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just like searching about every fucking thing they talk about.

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Maybe our fucking podcast will get like a slight bump off of that.

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That'd be nice.

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Yeah, because who has in the last few weeks talked about Waterworld?

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Probably only a couple hundred YouTubers.

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So we're in a small.

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We were about 95 percent of the people was us talking about it.

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Yeah, I know that it's fun.

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I feel like we do.

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We have to be the only people sometimes that are reviewing a movie.

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There's no way that anyone else reviewed No Escape 1994, the week that we did, or even

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recently.

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You know what I mean?

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But then I go online and I see that book review guy.

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I'm just picking random ass books.

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And this guy is a book ahead of me the whole time.

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I'm not following his path, but I picked three books that he also reviewed in a row.

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What the fuck is going on?

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We had a fun time in Seligman last week.

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Oh, yeah.

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Well, we did until until after the show.

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At least Andy, we we did the podcast on on the book Tender is the Flesh.

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And then fucking Jesse drunk walks in and just sits in on the pot.

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He's like, what are we talking about?

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Huh?

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Tender is the Farts.

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What's up?

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Yeah, yeah.

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He was a real Mark Norman, but like an uninvited Mark.

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Mark Norman's great.

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I'm guessing Mark Norman always an uninvited Mark Norman.

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Sometimes you want him there.

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But fuck.

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I mean, this is like one of those things where he sat down.

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We were talking about because they call him heads of meat.

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And so we're like, all right.

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So he brought the head over and just like, oh, hey, what are we talking about?

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Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Hey, whoa, that's good.

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Yeah.

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So that was something I'm going to have to cut Seligman from that episode.

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Seligman is like a big tour, obviously big touristy spot.

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Every time we do a show there, we meet some foreigners and it was this German chick.

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And there's this whole party.

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The other one went home.

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We were just talking to the one with Sean.

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Which one went at the Airbnb next to the venue when it came there and everyone was partying

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around us and just me and Sean talking to this German chick about books and smart people

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stuff.

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The chick that took off with Sean after y'all went in.

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Sean never took off with the girl.

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Do not fucking put that into the universe.

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What the fuck are you doing right now?

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I told Mike, I told Mike in Pasco, I was like, oh, yeah, because Sean was talking to one

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of the German girls.

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And when they noticed that our podcast was going on, they left to give us like privacy

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to do our podcast.

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And if you just watch the video, it does look like they're walking off together.

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But I, but they obviously weren't, they just walked in front of a glass door that we were

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all looking at them the whole time.

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And then it was him and Jesse and then other girls talking to them.

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So yeah, the way I, okay.

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But also we do call it out, I think during the show or at least that night we called

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it out.

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He said something, he, it's on there.

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He mentions it.

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He gives me a hard time about saying anything about it.

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Sean always gives you a hard time.

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It's so entertaining.

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That's why.

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But here's the thing.

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No, no, no.

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Here's the thing for the record, Sean, for the record, Sean, listen, bitch, why don't

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you say this Saturday?

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Like say you're in the safety of your home.

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Cause he's not here yet.

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Cause he's on a podcast.

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I didn't think of it.

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I didn't think of it until the car ride home.

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Sean, first off, I wasn't trying to hook up with any German chicks that night.

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So you coming at me with dating advice being like, I've been with my girl for 13 years.

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I know what I'm talking about.

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I'm like, bitch, I've been with, okay, that doesn't even matter who I've been with, but

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just know that I wasn't trying to hook up.

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So I wasn't dropping the ball.

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I wasn't fumbling the play.

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I was just being a guy that didn't want to hook up with anyone.

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So I was talking to a chick and when she left, that was the natural conclusion to meeting

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a new friend and having a few conversations.

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We're trying to get in her pants.

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So Sean, I didn't do anything wrong and you didn't need it.

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Cause he calls me out in the podcast.

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So if you listen to that tender is the flesh episode, you'll know.

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So when he uploads it in eight weeks, we have a bunch of stuff coming by the way.

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We were talking, we were talking before the podcast, me, Sean, and this girl, and she's

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like very smart.

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We talked about books, Faulkner, shit like that, or just very intelligent conversation.

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Meanwhile, I wait, hold on, I came out and I literally hear, uh, I see Austin.

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He's like, yeah, totally Faulkner.

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And he was like, totally like, uh, he was being so douchey with the Faulkner stuff.

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I was not, I didn't sound like that.

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You sounded like every pretentious college snob guy that's trying to hook up.

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Wait, wait, wait.

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That's what I sound like when I'm drunk.

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That was pretty awesome.

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You sound like the guy in orange County.

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What's that?

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Like Colin Hanks in orange County.

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Like the guy that Matt Damon beats up in, uh, in goodwill hunting.

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I don't watch movies like that.

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How do you like them apples?

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How do you like them apples?

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That guy.

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Well, somebody's fucking mad.

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Somebody was fucking upset that night.

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What weren't you Andy?

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Who hurt you?

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Trying to fuck that German.

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I can't, let me finish the goddamn story though.

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Cause it comes out.

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Me, Sean, a German girl, Marie.

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She was great.

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Uh, have just having an intelligent conversation, books, uh, traveling, shit like that.

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Smart conversation.

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Meanwhile, all these people just smoking and drinking and just fucking, and we're just

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sitting like right here, like right in front of the door.

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And I was like, you know what?

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Like, what's something if I do go to Germany, I don't know if I ever will, what should I

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not miss?

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And she was going, Oh, as you know, there's this, that there's these sex clubs and there's

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this like, there's these clubs, it's crazy.

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Sometimes you see people having sex in the middle of the club.

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And I'm like, I was talking about a place to get a schnitzel or something, but I mean,

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all right, like maybe, uh, maybe, maybe I'll just go watch schnitzel get pounded.

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And I mean, it's fair.

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It's same thing almost.

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And uh, then we talked more.

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It was a great conversation.

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She walked back to her hotel.

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It was like right around the corner.

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And uh, as soon as she left, I was just completely disinterested in anything else that was going

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on.

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There was like hot chicks hanging out at the party drinking and shit.

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And I'm like, Oh, you bitches are dumb.

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It sounds like you dropped the ball big time because she's standing there telling you if

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a girl tells you that she goes to sex clubs, she's also German.

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That's like, they have, they have orange juice commercials with lesbians and doldos and shit.

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I want to say if a German girl walks up and says, uh, says, have you heard of the sex

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club?

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That is their way of just saying good morning or good evening.

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He has a point.

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It's just, it's their way.

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It's their house.

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The weather.

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Uh, I will say this though, stick it in my asshole.

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That means good night.

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It's good.

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So, uh, but I did get her Instagram.

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So yeah, all of us did.

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Most of it book stuff.

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Yeah.

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All of us.

283
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Okay.

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God damn it.

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We all got it.

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We all got it.

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Shoot.

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We all got it too.

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A couple of notes.

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One, there were two German girls.

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Uh, Susie's the other one.

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It's like I got both of them.

293
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I got rejected by both of them.

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So fuck you.

295
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You say rejected, but, uh, the other one didn't even give me your Instagram.

296
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No, I got both of them.

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Uh, I thought you were reaching for your phone when he said you said rejected.

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I was going to show you.

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Look at this.

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I don't want to give away because we've mentioned them, but no, we're such a small podcast.

301
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Who gives a fuck?

302
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These chicks are graffiti artists in their, in their gangster gangster.

303
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Like we meet them, we're hanging out with them.

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They're like, you know, we, we, we have, we have respectable professions.

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We do normal shit.

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I'm not going to say what they do so that authorities can't pin them down too much,

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but uh, they, they're like, yeah, we do a normal ass job that you wouldn't expect them

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to then on the weekends or nights or whatever, go and just tag fucking just go tag shit.

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Uh, I don't want to say what her tag is because I think it would also give away, but, uh,

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she has a very distinct one.

311
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It's very fucking cool.

312
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Uh, so this looks too low.

313
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What's that?

314
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Okay.

315
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Everybody just be better.

316
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You were the only one talking.

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Then I need to get better.

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Secondly, the rest of the people weren't dumb.

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They were, they were fun to be around compared to you were in Seligman.

320
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The rest of the people were not going to shit on Seligman.

321
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I loved it there.

322
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I had a great time.

323
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The bartender chick was cool.

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She had Jojo Siwa energy and a Southern draw.

325
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She was cool with Jojo's Lee.

326
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Now we know your definition of cool.

327
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I just wanted to say that case.

328
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She listens and she'll be real pissed cause she didn't like it when I told her to her

329
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face and she's certainly not going to like it.

330
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And I put it on this podcast.

331
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The black cat bar dude in Seligman.

332
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It's fun.

333
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It's great.

334
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You can catch us hopefully twice next year, a spring and a winter show.

335
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I wasn't saying everyone in Seligman was dumb.

336
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Mike said that, but I was just saying after the intelligent conversation we had, like

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the really nice like combo that wasn't just fueled by booze and pot.

338
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After that was over, I was like, I'm not interested in any of this anymore.

339
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Honestly, I just can't wait for everyone to start leaving so I can go to sleep because

340
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I had to sleep in a rolly bed in the kitchen.

341
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Oh shit.

342
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Sounds like pretentious.

343
00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:38,200
You didn't go to sleep that night.

344
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I got my own room last time, so I had no problem with it.

345
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And then fucking Jesse ate all the goddamn pansies that Anthony's lovely wife made for

346
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all of us.

347
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The potatoes.

348
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Oh, those are really good.

349
00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:51,560
We went into, we had an Airbnb.

350
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We did the podcast there.

351
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We did a couple, a couple of them.

352
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But that Airbnb also must have been rented by the bug population of Seligman.

353
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I think they also, we double booked because when we went in there, there wasn't a moment

354
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I looked anywhere that there wasn't a bug.

355
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There was, when I lifted the backpack out of the podcast, a spider just crawls off my

356
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backpack and goes across the table.

357
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I lay down on the couch.

358
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I'm looking up.

359
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I see fuck 10, 15 just mosquitoes and moths just flying around.

360
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I see spiders crawling around.

361
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I go to the bathroom.

362
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There's two cockroaches fucking right in the right in front of the toilet.

363
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You did not spend the night.

364
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I'm assuming they, everyone told me because I was drinking that I couldn't leave at like

365
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three or four in the morning when I was like, it's always the weather.

366
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It's a long fucked up highway back home.

367
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Uh, so I, you must not have been like guarding the door, like shut the door, shut the door.

368
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Nope.

369
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And as people walk in and out, you can't do that at an Airbnb.

370
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That's crazy.

371
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That's a crazy.

372
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You could do it in your own home.

373
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Bugs everywhere though.

374
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Yeah, sure.

375
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And you get bugs everywhere and this is what happens.

376
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I lived in a living hell.

377
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I spent, so I, I laid down and I fucking, I, I was tired enough that I got like an hour

378
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or two, but that was it.

379
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I woke up naturally from an hour or two.

380
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Now that you have speakers, all these speakers, you should take one next time to the Airbnb

381
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and just put it by the door with like a motion sensor recording of you shut the door.

382
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As soon as, as soon as they open it.

383
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That's not a bad idea.

384
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I could make that my doorbell.

385
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It'll work.

386
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It's like, it's like, instead of ding dong, it's like, when you come in, shut the fucking

387
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door.

388
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She's okay.

389
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Grandpa, like dude, my grandpa did this.

390
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Y'all is like, close the fucking door.

391
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:32,240
We're not air conditioning the outside.

392
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He'll fight over that.

393
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Like close the refrigerator.

394
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We're not refrigerating the house.

395
00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:40,280
Like if you have it open for more than three seconds, you better know exactly what you

396
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want to get and get it all in one opening.

397
00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:45,560
Like maybe you'd make, get some shit to make sandwich.

398
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Oh, mustard.

399
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And then you open it again.

400
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Flip the fuck out.

401
00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:49,560
I like to open it and stare.

402
00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:50,560
I mean, that's a waste.

403
00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:51,560
Look for something.

404
00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:52,560
No, he's okay.

405
00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:53,560
Here's the way I see it.

406
00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:54,560
No, no, no.

407
00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:55,560
Here's the way I see it.

408
00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:56,560
Whoever pays the bill.

409
00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:57,560
Whoever pays the bill.

410
00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:58,560
No, no, no.

411
00:16:58,560 --> 00:16:59,560
Sure.

412
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:00,560
I live here alone.

413
00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:05,440
So if I, if I stand there with the fridge and the freezer open and, and I want to just

414
00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:09,480
stand there and concoct a whole recipe for 20 minutes, I'm allowed to.

415
00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:14,800
But if somebody else came over and just started like just browsing my, well, first off that

416
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would be allowed.

417
00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:19,560
I fucking lived there and I was family.

418
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:20,960
I did not have a key.

419
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:21,960
I did.

420
00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:23,360
Your grand kid.

421
00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:24,360
That's low.

422
00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:26,160
I did not have a key to the house.

423
00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:29,880
You know what happens if I worked late and got home and they were sleeping or weren't

424
00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:30,880
there?

425
00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:33,880
I slept on the fucking goddamn porch in the cold.

426
00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:35,080
That's fucked up.

427
00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:36,080
In the cold.

428
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:37,080
Where'd you grow up?

429
00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:38,080
Fuck it.

430
00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:39,080
It's cold at night.

431
00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:40,080
Where?

432
00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:41,080
Andy.

433
00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:42,080
Where?

434
00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:43,080
Everywhere.

435
00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:44,080
No.

436
00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:45,080
You think it's hot at night ever?

437
00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:46,080
Did you grow up in Arizona?

438
00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:47,080
In the fucking winter time.

439
00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:48,080
In the cold, in the dead of winter.

440
00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:49,080
That's a perfect answer.

441
00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:50,080
That's freezing.

442
00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:51,080
High 60s.

443
00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:52,080
Freezing.

444
00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:54,080
It's not fucking snowing yet.

445
00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:56,080
It can still be cold and not snow, Andy.

446
00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:59,640
If my niece and nephew came over, they're the low family I think that I have right now.

447
00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:01,920
Okay, defend him beating my grandma.

448
00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:02,920
Now too.

449
00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:03,920
You defend his...

450
00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:04,920
Okay.

451
00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:09,040
You can't throw a 180 at me and it just makes me paint me like a villain.

452
00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:11,360
But did she leave the refrigerator open?

453
00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:12,360
Yeah.

454
00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:13,360
Yeah.

455
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:14,360
I mean, yeah.

456
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:17,360
Mike cut the bit.

457
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:19,800
Did he beat your grandma?

458
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:20,800
Yeah.

459
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:21,800
He was hell abusive.

460
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:22,800
Is he dead now?

461
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:23,800
Yeah.

462
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:24,800
And it's a great, wonderful fucking thing.

463
00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:26,280
And he's in hell and it's not cold down there.

464
00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:27,280
Yeah.

465
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:28,280
He's getting fucked in the ass by the devil in hell right now.

466
00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:32,840
I bet whoever's torturing him has the fridge open in the back.

467
00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:35,600
You know, there's still people that are going to say, there's still people that are going

468
00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:39,320
to say because he's a Vietnam veteran that it's, hey, you stole...

469
00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:40,320
No.

470
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,320
You're less than nothing.

471
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:42,320
I don't care.

472
00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:43,320
Oh, I...

473
00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:44,320
Yeah.

474
00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:45,320
What's that?

475
00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:47,320
I was going to say, I think you're allowed to be...

476
00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:49,600
Well, you're only as good as your last whatever.

477
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:51,440
So if you are...

478
00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:55,720
So if I was like Neil Armstrong and I land on the moon, I go into hiding after that.

479
00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:56,880
No one ever hears from me again.

480
00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:57,880
I'm Neil Armstrong.

481
00:18:57,880 --> 00:18:59,760
I'm the guy that landed on the moon.

482
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:00,760
Boom.

483
00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:04,040
Go down in history, right?

484
00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:05,040
But like, yeah.

485
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:06,720
So if you're a Vietnam vet, you go to war.

486
00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:11,200
The moment you start beating your fucking wife, you lose all the points you got for

487
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:12,200
war stuff.

488
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:13,200
Yeah.

489
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,200
Now you're a wife beater.

490
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:15,200
Plus it's Vietnam war.

491
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:16,200
Like hero shit.

492
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:17,920
Could at least be a good war.

493
00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:18,920
Yeah.

494
00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:19,920
Like, taking a...

495
00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:25,720
Dude, one guy told me that he, during the war, he opened up a hatch and there was like

496
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:30,840
20, 30 villagers in a hole and he was ordered to flame throw her in the fucking hole and

497
00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:31,840
he killed all of them.

498
00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:32,840
Just burned them alive.

499
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:36,720
So like, I mean, were we doing heroic shit in Vietnam?

500
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:40,720
Didn't we just start a war for like no fucking reason and then kill a bunch of their people

501
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:43,720
and then lose a bunch of our people for no fucking...

502
00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,840
Like pointless, senseless war?

503
00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:46,840
So I don't know.

504
00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:47,840
Yeah.

505
00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:48,840
I mean, I respect that.

506
00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:49,840
Well, it depends on where your stocks are, but yes.

507
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:50,840
Yeah.

508
00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:51,840
Oh yeah, that's right.

509
00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:52,840
We needed money.

510
00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:57,920
One of the government contractors or all of them needed money because big war always needs

511
00:19:57,920 --> 00:19:58,920
money.

512
00:19:58,920 --> 00:19:59,920
Big war?

513
00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:00,920
That's what it is.

514
00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:01,920
It's big war.

515
00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:04,480
That's the biggest company there is and it's where we make the most money.

516
00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:06,480
How much do missiles and planes cost?

517
00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:09,360
Like we're building a hundred million dollar fucking fighter jets.

518
00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:10,840
They're saying drones is changing that.

519
00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:13,360
I like big industry anything.

520
00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:14,360
That's just funny.

521
00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:17,160
Do you know how like swingers, it's like their symbol is the pineapple.

522
00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:19,960
Don't you think that was planted there by big pineapple?

523
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:20,960
Yeah.

524
00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:21,960
Dole.

525
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:22,960
Big Dole.

526
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:23,960
Big Dole.

527
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:24,960
Bob Dole.

528
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:25,960
Bob Dole.

529
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,960
Bob Dole of the Dole's.

530
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:28,960
Yeah.

531
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:29,960
Yeah.

532
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:33,160
I just watched, well, I mean, I've known this for a while, but yeah, you know how we just

533
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:35,080
basically just took Hawaii?

534
00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:37,120
Like we went to Hawaii.

535
00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:40,000
We surrounded the castle with like Marines.

536
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,920
We forced the queen out.

537
00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:43,480
We said, sign over Hawaii.

538
00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:45,920
Like, and this was like within living memory.

539
00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:46,920
Mike was alive.

540
00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:47,920
I think when this happened.

541
00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:48,920
I was not alive.

542
00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:49,920
We got the rock out of it.

543
00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:50,920
Yeah.

544
00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:51,920
Yeah.

545
00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:52,920
But we got the rock.

546
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:53,920
That's true.

547
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,400
But you know who was behind that?

548
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:58,920
You know, who's a big part of that whole fucking thing happening was Dole.

549
00:20:58,920 --> 00:20:59,920
Dole.

550
00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:00,920
Sure.

551
00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:01,920
The pineapple guy.

552
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:04,440
We got the roll, the rock and pineapples dude.

553
00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:07,200
Fuck yeah.

554
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,240
Swinger culture and wrestling.

555
00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:12,200
You can only, I wish they had more places you can get Dole whips though.

556
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,320
The only place I've heard you can get them.

557
00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:17,760
They have it at Lighthouse Lounge if you fucking come down there on a Tuesday night.

558
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:19,200
I don't even know what it is.

559
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:20,560
We have Todd Royce coming out.

560
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:22,560
I'll be there September 4th.

561
00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:24,960
I've already taken the day off of work.

562
00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:25,960
That's the Todd Royce show.

563
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:26,960
I know.

564
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:27,960
Come check us out.

565
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:29,600
I think this will be out before then.

566
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:31,600
Now that I didn't know there was Dole whip, now I know there's Dole whip.

567
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,240
They have multiple flavors of Dole whip too.

568
00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:34,240
What?

569
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:35,240
Yeah.

570
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:36,240
What would be other flavors?

571
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:37,240
Is vanilla?

572
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:39,240
They have like a pineapple one, a mango one.

573
00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:40,960
I think they even have a lime one.

574
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:43,880
Do they have alcohol in them?

575
00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:45,680
I'm sure you can get it that way.

576
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:46,680
Okay, well.

577
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:50,840
If you ask, they're like all buddies of mine.

578
00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:54,560
They've been my bartenders, like my main bartenders at like three different bars.

579
00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:55,560
What is a Dole whip?

580
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:59,200
It's like a fucking ice cream whip fucking deal.

581
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:01,600
It's pineapple and vanilla ice cream mixed together.

582
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:02,600
They have it at Disneyland.

583
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:03,600
Yeah, that's where it's most famous.

584
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:05,840
You've got to check in on your phone to wait for Dole whip.

585
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:07,960
They have alcoholic versions at Disneyland now.

586
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:08,960
Oh.

587
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:09,960
Yeah.

588
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:10,960
If you go to the-

589
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:11,960
I haven't seen it.

590
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:12,960
The Tiki Tiki room.

591
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:13,960
I haven't been in a while.

592
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:14,960
What's the-

593
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:15,960
Tiki Tiki room.

594
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:16,960
Tiki Tiki room.

595
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:17,960
You go to the Tiki Tiki room.

596
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:18,960
That's where Dole whip is.

597
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:23,600
I think you can get a Dole whip in the Tiki Tiki room line, which is a shorter way to

598
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:25,400
get one and you get to see the Tiki.

599
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:28,160
So if you're going to do Tiki Tiki room, that's when you get your Dole whip.

600
00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:29,160
Yeah.

601
00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:32,160
But I think, I didn't know they had an app, but that makes sense because the line is always

602
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:33,160
one of the longest lines.

603
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:34,160
I think if there's-

604
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:35,960
Well, now you got to check in for everything.

605
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:36,960
My dad was pissed about these.

606
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:40,920
I'm going to check in on my fucking phone for Dole whip because he's been there since that

607
00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:44,120
whole area in front of where California Adventure is.

608
00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:46,720
That used to just be a parking lot and he lived right down the street.

609
00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:48,760
He went there fucking just every day.

610
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:50,440
He just knows he's a fucking historian.

611
00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:52,000
He's like, this didn't used to be here.

612
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,000
This used to be that.

613
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,000
He remembers everything.

614
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,640
Is your dad a big Disney guy?

615
00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:57,960
He happened to live there.

616
00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,360
So that was just one thing.

617
00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:05,520
He spent a night, or not a night, but he got put in the Disneyland jail when he was 14

618
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:09,240
because he was leaving Disneyland and he saw his friend behind the gate and he hopped over

619
00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:10,560
just to go say hi to his friend.

620
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:14,120
They put him in a fucking, they grabbed him like he was trying to sneak in and put him

621
00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:16,680
in the fucking Disney jail.

622
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:17,680
Is it decorated?

623
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:18,680
Why is it Disney jail?

624
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:19,680
Yeah, what happened in there?

625
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:24,440
It's like, it's just where they, like if you get fucking drunk at the cantina or something

626
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:25,440
and fight somebody-

627
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:27,760
Oh, sure, if you fight someone or if you fucking try to bring a weapon or-

628
00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:29,940
And then the police will come and deal with you from there.

629
00:23:29,940 --> 00:23:33,120
But they just made him write an apology letter thing.

630
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:41,520
There's a weird movie that some dude filmed illegally at Disneyland.

631
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:42,520
He secretly filmed it.

632
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:44,240
He had like little hidden cameras on him.

633
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:46,280
Yeah, it was Exit Through the Gift Shop.

634
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:47,280
Exit Through the Gift Shop.

635
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:48,280
Is that it?

636
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:52,640
Yeah, because he was following all these graffiti artists like Shepard Fairey and Banksy and

637
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:55,400
stuff and him and Banksy went into Disneyland.

638
00:23:55,400 --> 00:24:00,280
They had an inflatable man and they dressed it like a Guantanamo Bay inmate because this

639
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:06,320
is when that was happening and they went to Thunder Mountain and he put it on this fence.

640
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:11,120
He walked through the bushes and set it up near the fence so it was like a detainee all

641
00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:13,680
tied up to the thing right outside of Thunder Mountain.

642
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:18,440
And then he got out of frame and you just see this Guantanamo Bay detainee and then

643
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:21,480
the fucking Thunder Mountain roller coaster goes by.

644
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:29,080
And yeah, the security caught the one guy, Banksy got out, Scott Free.

645
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:32,920
They caught the guy and they told them to delete all the footage and he just pretended

646
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:37,400
to delete it all or he deleted some bullshit so that's how they even have the footage.

647
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:40,280
That's dope but not what I was talking about.

648
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:41,280
That's cool.

649
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:42,960
I didn't know there was two illegal Disney movies.

650
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:50,840
The one I'm talking about is a guy did an actual story scripted, loosely scripted movie

651
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:57,080
where it's about a grown man and remember this is like film so everything he's always

652
00:24:57,080 --> 00:25:02,200
acting and shit is like someone is filming him and the other person he's acting with

653
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:07,280
is like wife or whatever, like in line, talking, having conversations and stuff but they're

654
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:11,640
like secretly filming it so it's all like Gonzo style filming.

655
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:17,800
And the story's weird because it's him, he's with his wife and kids at Disneyland but then

656
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:22,920
he sees some 13, 14 year old girl in line and he kind of starts half stalking her through

657
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:28,360
the park and like weirdly making eye contact with her.

658
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:31,040
What website was this on, Pornhub?

659
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:34,400
I don't know if it was ever released.

660
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:35,400
It was me you guys.

661
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:38,560
Is that what you're going to tell us Andy?

662
00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:41,600
Check out the first iteration of Fried Rice podcast.

663
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:44,680
I'm sorry I keep interrupting, I just don't like where this is going.

664
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:47,760
No I don't even know how it ends because it's so hard to watch.

665
00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:52,200
I think it's black and white, it's weirdly filmed, you can barely hear shit, it's like

666
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:57,480
not a good film but I think the fact that he filmed it or he did an entire film inside

667
00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:00,640
Disneyland without them knowing, pretty cool.

668
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:03,560
Like that's the coolness of it.

669
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:06,320
But alright well that was a long.

670
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:10,400
You can tell we've been trying as hard as possible not to talk about this movie.

671
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,960
No listen we'll get into it.

672
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:16,200
Another movie not shot in Disneyland.

673
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,320
First off, what are we smoking?

674
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:19,920
Just get real quick, what'd you bring?

675
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:27,120
So what I packed to start us out is Sticky is the brand, Pink Lambo, it's a sativa.

676
00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:29,120
It tastes good.

677
00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:32,480
First time I tried it.

678
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:33,480
Also brought.

679
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:35,760
Hold that mic a little closer.

680
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:37,680
Jeter's Baby Cannons, a three pack.

681
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:40,520
I got the Goober which is a hybrid.

682
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:41,520
Goober?

683
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:44,680
That's in a white jar, I've never seen the white cannon jar.

684
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:49,400
Yeah I haven't either, that's why it's solventless.

685
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:51,880
We'll do that for tree house.

686
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:55,600
Which we don't film our episodes concurrently so you don't know what that means audience.

687
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:57,640
Not yet at least.

688
00:26:57,640 --> 00:27:01,920
I brought all my stuff that I normally have, baby jeter's and stuff, you guys have been

689
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:03,240
there, done that.

690
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:05,800
Alright so let's get into the movie.

691
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:15,280
Now I hear Mike the whole week is saying it's very dark depressing.

692
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:23,040
So okay, this is Only God Forgives 2013 Ryan Gosling.

693
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:28,080
Sort of, it's Ryan Gosling sort of.

694
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,880
How is it not Ryan Gosling?

695
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:31,880
Model Ryan Gosling.

696
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:35,400
It's like a model, they could have stood him in a corner and just filmed him standing there

697
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:36,400
not talking.

698
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:37,400
Oh okay, alright.

699
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:40,800
It's just a statue Ryan Gosling.

700
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:42,680
Alright well then I feel like this is where we're.

701
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:43,680
He looked hot.

702
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:45,400
Yeah he looked hot, but.

703
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:46,400
He looked great.

704
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:51,440
I think we're going to, this is where maybe sides are chosen.

705
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:52,600
I thought he did great.

706
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:54,920
I thought he acted very well.

707
00:27:54,920 --> 00:28:03,160
And I know that standing there doing nothing may seem like it's not good acting, but I

708
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:12,440
feel like it's hard to portray like serious stoic silence in a way with gravity.

709
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:18,240
Well no, all you do is you stare blankly into the middle distance and look kind of like

710
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:19,720
you forgot something on the stove.

711
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:23,240
That's not what I saw, but okay.

712
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:26,640
Everybody acts like that, like there's all these slow parts where they're just standing

713
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:32,680
there, they stare at each other for about five to ten seconds and then they say something

714
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:37,800
and then it's quiet for another ten seconds and it's like clearly like an artsy kind of

715
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:38,800
like.

716
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,360
Let's see if we can do the podcast like that.

717
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:44,200
Okay, well, this is not a movie, this is a podcast.

718
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:48,720
If we were filming it dramatically with the lighting that they had, yeah maybe.

719
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:49,720
Podcast.

720
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:53,320
If you stood right behind those beams of light and I only saw fractions of like split of

721
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:57,240
your face and then we stood there and then on the opposite side of the room, those slants

722
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:59,360
of light were hitting Brennan in a completely different view.

723
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:01,200
Like neon red and blue and purple.

724
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:05,560
Yeah, if we didn't use movie lighting, if we just use regular basic lighting, which

725
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:07,320
is what they did in this movie.

726
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:08,320
The cinematography was great.

727
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:09,320
I enjoyed the cinematography.

728
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:10,320
The cinematography is amazing.

729
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:11,880
Yeah, I enjoyed that for sure.

730
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:14,920
Mike, they did such intricate shots.

731
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:16,720
Two shots with lights.

732
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:17,720
No.

733
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:18,720
In this movie.

734
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:21,560
Okay, well argue with the director.

735
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:22,560
What do you mean?

736
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:25,760
There were two shots done with movie lighting in this movie, the entire rest of the movie's

737
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:26,760
natural lighting.

738
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:32,000
Then they chose their, they chose their shit well because it looks good.

739
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:35,280
Okay, well.

740
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:39,240
When they break up the silence artsiness with karaoke, which was nice.

741
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:40,760
Lots of many times.

742
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:42,880
That's an interesting description.

743
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:47,600
After every, after every murder karaoke or arm chopped off or something.

744
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:48,600
Eric karaoke.

745
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:49,600
Yeah.

746
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:53,800
So we see like an okay fight in the beginning and we know that he has like a boxing gym

747
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:55,400
or whatever.

748
00:29:55,400 --> 00:30:01,840
Then we, when we cut to him and his brother and they're paying the guy and then his brother

749
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:05,920
like get that all that nice dramatic like silence and his brother's like time to meet

750
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:06,920
the devil.

751
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:07,920
Is that what he says?

752
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:10,000
Like go meet the devil or whatever.

753
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,000
Yeah.

754
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:16,480
I, so he then goes and tries to get a 14 year old, right?

755
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:19,280
Like he's straight up about to give a daughter, like bring her out here.

756
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:23,040
Then he goes out and he just starts beating the shit out of those prostitutes.

757
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:27,200
When he first says that and you're just like, okay, is he like a cop trying to bust it?

758
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:29,240
Cause you're still in the very beginning.

759
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:31,160
You just got confused by everything.

760
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:32,400
And now you see this guy doing this.

761
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:35,880
You're like, okay, either he's a cop trying to get this guy busted or he's just a piece

762
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:37,880
of shit or both.

763
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:38,880
Yeah.

764
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:44,240
When he, I did think that in the first, when we first saw him ask for a 14 year old girl,

765
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:45,600
I thought, yeah, he might be a cop.

766
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:46,600
But then, yeah, right.

767
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:49,760
When he starts beating them up, you realize, oh no, he's just a genuinely piece of shit

768
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:50,760
guy.

769
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:54,000
But then he, well, but then I, but I put, now that's a likable main character.

770
00:30:54,000 --> 00:31:00,040
And then he walks by that girl and just stares at her for a really long time, about five

771
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:01,040
to 10 seconds.

772
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:02,040
Yeah.

773
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:03,800
And then you're like, oh, this is going to happen now.

774
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:12,160
But then we, so we meet the, the bad ass, the main character, the detective.

775
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:14,120
Uh, I think he's the main character.

776
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:18,840
I know Ryan Gosling is that we see more of him, but I feel like that we're following

777
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:24,480
the detective story of vengeance and like, I don't know.

778
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:27,640
He's like duty, I guess duty, I guess, duty, vengeance.

779
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:29,800
It's like fucking bad ass.

780
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:30,800
Yeah.

781
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:37,960
And he, when the fat guy, so when the, I don't know why the brother stayed after beating,

782
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:40,200
raping and killing the, the prostitute.

783
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:41,600
I don't know why he stayed.

784
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:44,640
Maybe they caught up to him already, but like the cops were there.

785
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:50,800
They let the father of the girl who got raped, he's the fucking brothers covered in blood,

786
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:53,800
dead 16 year old prostitute on the floor.

787
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:56,440
The dad's there.

788
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:58,120
Like that was fucking cool.

789
00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:03,200
And then when it cuts back and we just see what was left of the brother, Oh God, that

790
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:04,920
was like fucking gross.

791
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:08,000
Remember in glorious bastards where they shoot Hitler and they just keep shooting him.

792
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,080
They just keep shooting.

793
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:10,720
Like that guy's face looked like that.

794
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:11,720
Yeah.

795
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:18,040
It was almost ultra overkill fuck, which I get, but then you're, but then after that,

796
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:23,160
after he let him kill the fucking guy, he's like, all right, you got your revenge.

797
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:28,440
But the whole reason this happened is because you sold your daughter as a prostitute.

798
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:32,280
So now I've got to cut off your hands duty, vengeance, right?

799
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:33,280
I love it.

800
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:35,160
That detective guy, he doesn't miss in this movie.

801
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:36,880
It doesn't do wrong.

802
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:41,400
That's what leads me to the theory I read online about this movie, about like what things

803
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:43,680
represent this detective.

804
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:50,120
His name is Chang Chang, Chang, Chang, but Chang is God essentially.

805
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:51,120
He's the one who forgives.

806
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:53,000
Chang represents God.

807
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,000
These are theories, right?

808
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,000
Yeah.

809
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:58,560
There's just theories about what the director talked about.

810
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:00,560
You did a behind the scenes.

811
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:03,160
Does he talk about what any of the, any of the fucking shit means?

812
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:04,800
Did you have to translate it from time?

813
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:05,800
He did not.

814
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:07,840
And he didn't, they asked him and he did not on purpose.

815
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:08,840
So purpose.

816
00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:09,840
Okay.

817
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:13,680
Cause one of my notes here is, uh, fuck, I'm going to have to watch a YouTube on what

818
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:15,120
any of this fucking shit means.

819
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:16,120
Aren't I?

820
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:22,960
Cause like at some, because when he's like, is that his girlfriend, like is he actually

821
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:23,960
okay?

822
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:25,200
Let me put it this way.

823
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:26,200
I think he's trying to stop prostitution.

824
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:30,760
He's trying to get to the father like through, like you're the one that did this to your

825
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:32,880
daughters by making themselves themselves.

826
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:36,120
The one thing he said in his interview that made no sense to me is you have to watch drive

827
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:37,120
to understand this.

828
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:38,120
And I'm like, I don't know.

829
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:40,320
I haven't watched drive in a while though.

830
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:42,120
I think I've never seen drive.

831
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:47,240
I know there's like, there's a Bronx, I think is another movie that this director made and

832
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:49,760
drive he directed like three other ones.

833
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:52,040
I'm going to probably watch drive after this.

834
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:56,480
At one point we, I, we haven't gotten to the part where the mom enters yet, but when we

835
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:59,600
meet the mom and trust me, there's a lot to unpack there.

836
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:04,920
Um, she says that, uh, what's his name?

837
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:08,080
Jacob Joseph, uh, the brother.

838
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:09,080
Yeah.

839
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:10,080
The brother that died.

840
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:11,080
Ryan Gosling.

841
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:12,080
Wasn't it Bobby?

842
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:13,080
Julien.

843
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:14,080
Julien.

844
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:21,720
She says that Julien is crazy, obsessed with this brother and comes up with paranoid delusions.

845
00:34:21,720 --> 00:34:23,200
I think that's the truth.

846
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:25,800
I think that's the only line of this movie that's true.

847
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:30,440
And I think that when the mom sits down and meets his girlfriend that he is bringing a

848
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:33,680
prostitute to, and she says that that little come dumpster.

849
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:34,680
Yeah.

850
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:35,680
Yeah.

851
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:36,680
I think that's not real.

852
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:39,200
I think that when she says there, when she says like, how much can that little come dumpster

853
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,320
hold your brother's cock is enormous.

854
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:42,320
Yours is super small.

855
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:45,860
I think that's him imagining the whole fucking thing in his head.

856
00:34:45,860 --> 00:34:47,480
And I think he's having paranoid delusions.

857
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:50,040
Cause I think he, he's insane.

858
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:51,400
And I think I got that vibe.

859
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,640
When she said that, everything started snapping to place.

860
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:55,200
Cause think about it.

861
00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:59,520
Every time we see him just moseying around, he's in a maze like situation.

862
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:01,000
He doesn't know where the fuck he's going.

863
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,480
He's reaching into the, into like the blackness.

864
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:05,780
He doesn't like, I feel like he.

865
00:35:05,780 --> 00:35:07,160
He's always at that strip club.

866
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:08,280
He's always at that strip club.

867
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:09,280
Yeah.

868
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:11,320
So we're seeing this from the point of view of a crazy person.

869
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:12,320
I think so.

870
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:13,320
The whole movie.

871
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:14,320
I think so.

872
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:15,320
And I think when he, that's why.

873
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:16,320
All those things happening are his hallucinations.

874
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:17,320
Yeah.

875
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:21,520
And I think it makes sense that some are just more, some things are just more subtle than

876
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:22,520
others.

877
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:23,520
Yeah.

878
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:24,520
That one's just kind of like, Oh, it's a cool little artsy.

879
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:25,960
Oh no, no, he's crazy.

880
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:26,960
He's imagining all that.

881
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:27,960
He just.

882
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:29,960
So the mom's not Sarsapalm Lannister.

883
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:32,960
That's kind of the vibe I got too.

884
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:36,680
But it's, it's, it's definitely one of those movies where it's hard to tell if it's reality

885
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:37,680
or not reality.

886
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:41,480
And I think that's why they chose to do the certain lighting and also why he won't explain

887
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:42,480
any of it.

888
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:43,480
Why he won't explain it.

889
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:44,480
Cause he wants it open to interpretation.

890
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:51,720
It makes sense that, uh, Brian Gosling killed his fucking own dad and then just took off

891
00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:54,200
the Bangkok swore off violence.

892
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:55,200
That's what I'm saying.

893
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:57,800
That when she says like he killed his own father and that's why he had to leave the

894
00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:58,800
country.

895
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:01,520
So she's like the father and her connected, right?

896
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:02,520
Like they're, they're criminal.

897
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:03,520
They're criminal.

898
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:04,840
She's still kind of protecting.

899
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:05,840
Yeah.

900
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:06,840
Because it's her son.

901
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:09,360
She hates that he killed her, her husband.

902
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:14,160
He hates, she hates that he won't now go kill the guy that killed her son.

903
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:19,120
Her other son, even though her other son did something bad, but like what now all of a

904
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:22,400
sudden Ryan Reynolds or Ryan Gosling has morals.

905
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:25,960
Like he's, he's not the crazy killer that she like needs him to be when she needs him

906
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:27,200
to be it.

907
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:31,240
So like, I do think a lot of her anger directed towards him is real.

908
00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:35,160
Cause when the, when they leave the, the, the prostitute chick or whatever, she's like,

909
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:36,960
why do you let her treat you like that?

910
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:43,680
But there wasn't enough indignation of what was happening.

911
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:47,560
I think the mom did mispronounce her name a couple of times and that's why she said

912
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:50,080
it's mine, not me.

913
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:53,400
But I don't think she said you little cum dumpster or whatever.

914
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:57,400
Cause like there wasn't any reaction from the chick whatsoever.

915
00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:59,760
But also when she's by herself, she's a bitch too.

916
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:00,760
It's not even his hallucination.

917
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:06,720
When she goes to that other people, she goes to that hotel, which those aren't hotel rooms.

918
00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:08,280
Those are fucking apartments.

919
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:09,280
She's fucking loaded.

920
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:12,660
And she's like, this fucking bitch said I can't have my room right now.

921
00:37:12,660 --> 00:37:14,440
She's a Karen for sure.

922
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:18,040
She's a super Karen and she gets her way, but I don't know.

923
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:20,240
I, she's a drug lord.

924
00:37:20,240 --> 00:37:21,240
That's what I'm saying.

925
00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:26,240
Like she's bad, but I, I do think that Ryan Gosling's character is imagining a lot of

926
00:37:26,240 --> 00:37:31,320
this and that's why I like, I think he gets this weird sense of like, why does he challenge

927
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:33,440
the detective to fight that?

928
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:34,440
I didn't understand.

929
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:35,440
I loved the fight.

930
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:36,920
I love that whole scene.

931
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:38,720
I love that Ryan Gosling lost hard.

932
00:37:38,720 --> 00:37:40,560
That was the best scene in the movie.

933
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:41,560
Yeah.

934
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:44,600
And he spends the rest of the movie looking like Ryan's sloppily.

935
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:47,120
Yeah, there we go.

936
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:53,520
But I just don't, I just, my whole opening notes is just like, man, he, he fucked like,

937
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:54,520
what?

938
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:55,520
He fucked that up.

939
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:56,520
What did I put?

940
00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:57,520
He fucked that up.

941
00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:59,600
Anyway, girl masturbating while being tied up.

942
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:00,600
Hot.

943
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:01,600
Yeah.

944
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:02,600
I put tied chair diddle.

945
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:03,600
Yeah.

946
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:04,600
I'm into that.

947
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:10,280
If I ever found a whorehouse that, well, we don't even, but I do like that fantasy.

948
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:14,680
I put the, at that point in the movie, I put no one's talking and they walk slow.

949
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:16,080
Is this the quiet place universe?

950
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:17,080
Yeah.

951
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:18,760
Like it just kind of felt like that.

952
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:19,760
Except for the karaoke bar.

953
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:20,760
Except for the karaoke.

954
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:21,760
Yeah.

955
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:22,760
So much polite karaoke.

956
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:26,840
Just everybody quietly, not drinking, not doing anything, staring.

957
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:29,440
They're not even, I don't even think people move.

958
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:30,440
There's some people smoking.

959
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:34,400
I thought somewhere it's going to zoom in on someone's mouth and it's going to say rosebud.

960
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:35,400
Yeah.

961
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,280
Trying to be all extra artsy.

962
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:39,240
He turns on the sink and the blood comes out.

963
00:38:39,240 --> 00:38:43,600
Like I love just kind of weird and all the, yeah, the lighting, all the neon blue and

964
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:48,440
red and just the architecture of like set design, all that stuff.

965
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:49,440
I don't know.

966
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:51,640
I kind of got obsessed with this movie a little bit.

967
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:53,520
There's not a whole lot of info out there on it.

968
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:57,080
This movie made me miss Mandy.

969
00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:58,720
I said it made me miss terrifying.

970
00:38:58,720 --> 00:38:59,720
It's actually in my notes.

971
00:38:59,720 --> 00:39:02,360
This movie made you miss Mandy.

972
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:04,400
See I look, I'm with Austin on this.

973
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:07,360
I'll, I mean, I'll, I'll do my grade now.

974
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:08,360
It's a B plus.

975
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:12,760
I feel like this is a strong, I'm giving it, I'm giving it a new, another new rating.

976
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:13,760
God tier.

977
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:14,760
Oh shit.

978
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:15,760
Oh shit.

979
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:16,760
Only God tier.

980
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:17,760
God tier.

981
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:18,760
I love it.

982
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:19,760
All right.

983
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:24,560
I feel like if you like this movie now, Andy, you need to rewatch Mandy at that one and

984
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:25,560
a half times speed.

985
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:30,200
How often does a movie make you want to watch other movies by that director?

986
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:35,160
I know drive Bronx and I think it's all drives this whole time.

987
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:36,160
I've tried watching.

988
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:38,560
I see all the memes about it, everyone wants that drive jacket.

989
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:40,640
I know that's kind of a tough watch though.

990
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:43,040
It's, it's like this where it's, it's slow.

991
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:46,480
Like this movie is only an hour and a half, but it feels like forever.

992
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:47,480
It's calm.

993
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:52,180
It's like so calm until crazy shit happens and whatever that a few people get their arms

994
00:39:52,180 --> 00:39:57,680
chopped off a store gets shot up and that's pretty much it as far as like insane action.

995
00:39:57,680 --> 00:39:58,680
Yeah.

996
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:02,800
But like that little bit during the compared to the rest of the movie, it makes those intense.

997
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:03,800
What it does.

998
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:07,360
This would be the movie, this would be the kind of movie to see in an IMAX theater with,

999
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:11,800
you know, or, or even like the big dome theaters they have where you just get the whole visual

1000
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:15,560
experience and like that way you kind of see the actual study.

1001
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:20,320
I have a really good TV, like not as big as a little, a little smaller than this one wall

1002
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:21,320
mounted.

1003
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:22,520
I got a brand new Sony system.

1004
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:25,440
That's like HD connected into it, everything.

1005
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:28,000
But I had to watch this movie with the light on so I could take notes and that kind of

1006
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,000
upset that I did.

1007
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:32,320
So I have to wait a little bit, but I can't just watch a movie back to back the same week

1008
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:33,320
or anything.

1009
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:34,800
It's always trippy as fuck.

1010
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:36,020
It's dark.

1011
00:40:36,020 --> 00:40:38,160
It's violent.

1012
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:42,000
But like, because you get, it's weird.

1013
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,360
Did you guys ever see Mother?

1014
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:45,840
That Darren air?

1015
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:47,040
I tried to watch Mother.

1016
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:48,960
I made it through maybe 30 minutes.

1017
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:49,960
Okay.

1018
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:56,640
Cause that movie, a little bit of a spoiler, but at one point, like, I don't know, sometimes

1019
00:40:56,640 --> 00:41:00,360
the ultra violence sticks with you in such a way where you're like, that's just a good

1020
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:02,280
movie because it was so violent.

1021
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:03,280
Right?

1022
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:06,880
And I only remember Mother as being something that's going to stick with me forever because

1023
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:13,080
at one point they take a baby and the mass of people that are there to get a hold of

1024
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:17,160
the baby and just start ripping it piece from piece and eating it.

1025
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:20,240
Because like, there, I mean, well, there's a bunch of, I guess there's no real reason

1026
00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:21,240
for it.

1027
00:41:21,240 --> 00:41:22,240
It's Christ.

1028
00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:27,280
If you really want to get into the analogy of the whole thing, it's, but the, they literally,

1029
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:32,240
I mean, you see him rip apart a baby and eat it and shit and it's so dark and there's so

1030
00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:37,080
many dark, like, there's, there's a bunch of people on their knees with hoods over their

1031
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,560
heads all like hands tied behind their back.

1032
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:42,480
There's just a woman casually just walking by and just shooting them all in the head

1033
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:45,980
while doing like some biblical speeches, so many dark things.

1034
00:41:45,980 --> 00:41:51,160
And that's why I like, I like that movie because it's like, I remember just being so visceral

1035
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:52,480
and sticking with you.

1036
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:53,480
Right?

1037
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:54,480
And that's the vibe I get here.

1038
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:58,640
Cause now it's like, I think about that guy getting his come up into the brother for raping

1039
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:00,800
that chick and I'm like, fuck yeah.

1040
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:01,800
That was dope.

1041
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:06,480
But my takes a little different in that it's like the world's most violent game of charades.

1042
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:08,840
Ha, no one's talking.

1043
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:10,840
This whole movie.

1044
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:13,520
Yeah, that's good.

1045
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:15,320
That guy gets killed at the hotbox stand.

1046
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:17,720
The guy that first gets his hand chopped off.

1047
00:42:17,720 --> 00:42:18,720
Yeah.

1048
00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:23,920
And then after that, there's like this weird mom son side by side, like at the strip club

1049
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:24,920
or something.

1050
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:25,920
Yeah.

1051
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:26,920
I was like, why is the mom there watching her son at the strip?

1052
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:29,240
Like, is she watching him or is she somewhere else?

1053
00:42:29,240 --> 00:42:31,840
Yeah, but then he cuts to the muscular dudes.

1054
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:33,400
He flips the fuck out too.

1055
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:37,600
Yeah, she's watching the magic mic.

1056
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:40,120
She's not watching him at the prostitute place or whatever.

1057
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:42,880
Might've been a sign that they're just both not great people.

1058
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:43,880
Yeah.

1059
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:50,440
When the mom dies, cause the guy, the detective guy gets her at the very end and slices, like

1060
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:51,960
very cool, he slices her open.

1061
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:53,960
I love that.

1062
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:58,400
When Ryan Reynolds finds her, he just sticks her hand, his hand inside her.

1063
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:01,120
And I put, I put cool blood fisting his own mother.

1064
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:04,560
That's how you know you're watching a cool movie.

1065
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:09,200
I like when he goes to the club and then he like ace Ventura leg stabs that guy.

1066
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:10,680
He just stabs him in one.

1067
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:11,680
Oh yeah.

1068
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:14,880
And he stabs, I just kept thinking of ace Ventura.

1069
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:18,080
Just ah, ah.

1070
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:19,080
That's funny.

1071
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:20,080
I didn't think about that.

1072
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:24,040
I, I wish he, I liked that with the detective getting the chopsticks.

1073
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:25,040
Finding the guy.

1074
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:26,040
Yeah.

1075
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:27,040
With the chopsticks.

1076
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:28,040
Before that.

1077
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:29,040
Yeah.

1078
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:31,400
Ice pigs and then a knife and then a bigger knife.

1079
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:37,340
He goes, he progressively works his way up the, cuts his eyes out or like cuts, like

1080
00:43:37,340 --> 00:43:39,520
slices his eyeballs open.

1081
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:41,920
Dude, fucking bad.

1082
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:42,920
That detective guy.

1083
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:46,200
And he only says a handful of fucking words this whole time.

1084
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:48,680
I don't think, barely, he says like, hardly said anything.

1085
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:49,680
Yeah.

1086
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:53,160
Well, when he interrogates that person, he sings.

1087
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:56,520
Someone told him actions speak louder than words and he took that way to heart.

1088
00:43:56,520 --> 00:44:00,880
Oh, I love his little, uh, old, cause he's older too, which I like.

1089
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:03,760
He's like, gotta be in his forties or fifties, right?

1090
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:04,760
Maybe fifties.

1091
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:06,160
Cause he's an older, older ish guy.

1092
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:08,200
I will say his singing is terrible though.

1093
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:09,200
What?

1094
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:10,200
It's so bad.

1095
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:11,200
It's bad.

1096
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:13,000
Are you, are you including the credits roll?

1097
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:17,480
I mean, I don't know if, if that's how a good singing sounds in with Taiwanese.

1098
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:18,480
I liked it.

1099
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:19,480
I don't know.

1100
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:20,480
I mean, I actually didn't mind his singing.

1101
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:21,480
I liked the music.

1102
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:22,480
It's personal preference, I guess.

1103
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:24,120
I, I liked those scenes.

1104
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:25,120
They were nice little breaks.

1105
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:26,120
I liked the scenes.

1106
00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:31,560
It's the, remember when we, didn't we watch Willie's wonderland?

1107
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:34,720
You know how every time he did a super violent act against the machines, he went and like

1108
00:44:34,720 --> 00:44:37,080
had that break room break or whatever.

1109
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:38,080
That's what we got in this.

1110
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:43,440
It was like ultra violence, moody nothingness, and then polite karaoke.

1111
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:49,200
And then more of that torture, polite karaoke with women, with, with beautifully dressed

1112
00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:55,200
dolls, I guess, like women, like so many cool, where was this taking place by the way?

1113
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:56,200
Thailand, Thailand.

1114
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:57,200
Okay.

1115
00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:58,200
Bangkok.

1116
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:03,040
So many cool, like it's weird because being a white American guy in his thirties or close

1117
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:07,480
to forties, you can't go to Thailand without everybody thinking you're going there to fuck

1118
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:08,480
children.

1119
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:09,480
Right?

1120
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:10,480
Like that's what, like the-

1121
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:11,480
Just fucking general.

1122
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:12,480
That's a question for Anthony Mitchell.

1123
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:13,480
That's not true anymore.

1124
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:17,560
I think that used to be true, but nowadays I've seen a lot of travel guides to Thailand

1125
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:18,560
now.

1126
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:19,560
Dude, I've only-

1127
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:20,560
With the, on the food stuff.

1128
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:21,560
It's yeah, there's a lot of food.

1129
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:22,560
I want to go there to food.

1130
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:23,920
I think it's Cambodia is the one you're thinking of.

1131
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:24,920
Dude, I don't know.

1132
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:29,480
I know a guy that told me that he used to go to Thailand just once a year and I was

1133
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:30,480
like, why?

1134
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:34,440
And he would skirt around the issue, but I knew why.

1135
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:37,780
Like he would be like, well, cause rules are a little different out there when it comes

1136
00:45:37,780 --> 00:45:38,780
to what you can do with whorehouses.

1137
00:45:38,780 --> 00:45:40,280
And I was like, okay, well that's-

1138
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:42,720
Apparently you could kill the women.

1139
00:45:42,720 --> 00:45:45,240
Was this the guy who had the pen pal?

1140
00:45:45,240 --> 00:45:46,240
No, no.

1141
00:45:46,240 --> 00:45:47,240
With Timothy McVeigh?

1142
00:45:47,240 --> 00:45:48,240
No, that's a different guy.

1143
00:45:48,240 --> 00:45:53,920
I know a lot of, I've met a lot of shitty people and then I started a podcast with three

1144
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:54,920
of them.

1145
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:59,040
I mean, I'm pretty sure you could fuck anything in Thailand.

1146
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:02,040
It's not just the worst thing you could fuck.

1147
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:03,040
Oh, like in Seligman.

1148
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:04,480
That's the land of lady boys, isn't it?

1149
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:05,480
Thailand.

1150
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:06,800
Yeah, there's that too.

1151
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:09,920
I think that's why he asked in that first scene, are they real women?

1152
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:10,920
Like, you know.

1153
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:11,920
Oh, that's true.

1154
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:12,920
Yeah.

1155
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:19,000
When we did our show in Seligman, one of our guys, Hank, was doing some crowd work and

1156
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:24,240
he came across the most Western drunk guy you've ever seen in your fucking life, Birch

1157
00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:25,240
is his name.

1158
00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:28,960
And then they called the bar the Birch Church, or the Church of Birch, because he's there

1159
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:29,960
every fucking night.

1160
00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:30,960
It looks like he's always drunk.

1161
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:34,720
He's a little cowboy guy with a hat.

1162
00:46:34,720 --> 00:46:41,480
He later, okay, so he's yelling out like, Hank brings up a horse and the guy's like

1163
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:43,960
yelling out, how the hell does that-

1164
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:46,440
Hank just can't understand him.

1165
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:47,440
And I did.

1166
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:49,320
I was like- I love that you went back up there.

1167
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:53,920
Afterwards, I went back up and I was like, sir, I know what you were trying to say.

1168
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:58,760
He brought up the horse and you said, did you have to get up on the stump?

1169
00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:02,260
And I know what you mean by that is to then fuck the horse, correct?

1170
00:47:02,260 --> 00:47:04,920
And the guy's like, yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

1171
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:07,440
And I was like, fuck yeah.

1172
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:10,380
And then you were like, what?

1173
00:47:10,380 --> 00:47:16,320
Later on though, he walks up to me and he goes, he goes, he's just against the bar and

1174
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:20,440
he's just looking at me and I make eye contact with him and he looks at me and he goes, and

1175
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:22,920
I go, hey, he goes, I'm going to tell you a joke.

1176
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:23,920
I was like, all right.

1177
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:25,360
He like walks up to me.

1178
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:27,240
I can hear his little spurs clicking or whatever.

1179
00:47:27,240 --> 00:47:32,920
And he walks up and, why did, why did dubs cry after sex?

1180
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:35,320
And I was like, I don't know why.

1181
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:38,960
He's like, well, they do when I fuck them.

1182
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:42,440
And then he just walks off.

1183
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:46,480
The better line to that is cause Prince has a big dick.

1184
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:48,280
Yeah.

1185
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:49,280
That's a better joke.

1186
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:51,960
And then he cut the top off of his hat.

1187
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:53,840
And I don't know where, did you see that too?

1188
00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:56,520
Were you there for the hat cutting?

1189
00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:59,960
His cowboy hat, he took it off, put it on the counter, took a knife out and just cut

1190
00:47:59,960 --> 00:48:02,720
this part off, left just the brim.

1191
00:48:02,720 --> 00:48:06,320
So when he put it back on, his head was sticking out through the brim.

1192
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:07,960
I have no idea why he did it.

1193
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:10,280
Everyone else was going like, Birch, what the fuck are you doing?

1194
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:11,880
He's just like, you'll see.

1195
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:13,480
And then no one saw anything.

1196
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:14,480
You'll see.

1197
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:15,480
You'll all see.

1198
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:16,480
He saw a bunch of comedians.

1199
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:18,680
He thought this will show them.

1200
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:20,800
And he ruined the hat.

1201
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:23,560
And about four people saw and were worried.

1202
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:24,560
They were laughing.

1203
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:26,000
What is wrong with Birch?

1204
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:27,240
What's wrong with Birch?

1205
00:48:27,240 --> 00:48:29,760
The church has gone corrupt.

1206
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:31,440
Yeah.

1207
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:34,920
So I thought this was a good time.

1208
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:38,840
This was a good hour and a half spent, 45 minutes, I should say, because I watched it

1209
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:39,840
at 2X speed.

1210
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:41,320
Oh, it might be much better at 2X.

1211
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:42,320
I'll tell you this.

1212
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:45,920
This movie particularly might be much better at 2X.

1213
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:46,920
Yes.

1214
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:47,920
Now listen.

1215
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:57,160
When Ryan Gosling fights Chang in that Taekwondo gym, first of all, the music and the lighting,

1216
00:48:57,160 --> 00:49:01,160
I was like, oh, yeah, Stranger Ching's.

1217
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:02,160
I had to say it.

1218
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:03,160
But here's the thing.

1219
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:04,160
Chang's.

1220
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:05,160
Ching's?

1221
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:06,160
It's not racist.

1222
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:07,160
That's not a racist term I've ever heard.

1223
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:08,800
Well, I thought his name was Ching when I wrote that.

1224
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:09,800
And then I was, oh, it's Chang.

1225
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:10,800
I was like, Stranger Ching's.

1226
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:12,520
Well, then it's a little racist.

1227
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:20,840
But before the fight starts, all the kids go up to Chang and they bow to him.

1228
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:27,600
And then they tell one of them, ask Ryan Gosling, do you know who he is?

1229
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:30,600
And it keeps focusing on the statue that's in the Taekwondo gym.

1230
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:31,600
I think that's him, right?

1231
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:32,600
So that must be him.

1232
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:33,600
Yeah, I thought that too.

1233
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:34,600
That was really cool.

1234
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:38,720
It was like the statue and then him and then the statue and then him.

1235
00:49:38,720 --> 00:49:42,040
And it just like fucking cool and he was getting into like the stance.

1236
00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:43,040
Like I loved it.

1237
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:45,800
That was also Ryan didn't land a fucking single hit on that guy.

1238
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:46,800
I was like flawless.

1239
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:47,800
For a second there.

1240
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:48,800
Flawless victory.

1241
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:49,800
Flawless.

1242
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:51,240
Is this going to become Rocky now?

1243
00:49:51,240 --> 00:49:52,240
Like, is he going to get up?

1244
00:49:52,240 --> 00:49:54,040
Is mom going to come running in and all that?

1245
00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:55,040
No.

1246
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:56,040
That was such a weird when his mom came in.

1247
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:57,040
That was after mom was dead, right?

1248
00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:58,040
What?

1249
00:49:58,040 --> 00:49:59,040
Was that after the mom died or was that before?

1250
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:00,040
No, no, no, no, no.

1251
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:05,280
They fought because the mom then walks by and like sort of has a weird like, oh, like,

1252
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:06,280
uh-oh.

1253
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:07,280
And then she like walks off.

1254
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:08,280
She keeps going.

1255
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:09,280
She sees him lose.

1256
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:14,520
It was like a Scooby Doo fucking scene where she's like woo-hoo and like runs off.

1257
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:18,040
He's going to stand up and be like, mommy.

1258
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:21,720
That was the first of the I'm next because that's when then she told him he was going

1259
00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:22,720
to go after her.

1260
00:50:22,720 --> 00:50:23,720
Yeah.

1261
00:50:23,720 --> 00:50:26,600
And that's why she needed him to take him out and all that.

1262
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:28,600
Don't the guns sound super realistic?

1263
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:30,920
Yeah, they were loud.

1264
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:33,320
When he goes to Chang's house and kills that guard.

1265
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:34,320
How about the Uzis?

1266
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:35,840
He's on guard and dies.

1267
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:36,840
When they shoot up the.

1268
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:37,840
Oh yeah.

1269
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:40,800
He follows him, throws that boiling hot shit in his face.

1270
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:41,800
That was the best scene.

1271
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:42,800
Bonk, bonk, bonk.

1272
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:44,160
Best scene of all movies.

1273
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:49,680
The Uzi, everybody fucking dying in that cafe and then him chasing him down, getting with

1274
00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:52,240
the oil and then just, yeah, beating the beating of the desk.

1275
00:50:52,240 --> 00:50:53,240
All right, guys, I got him.

1276
00:50:53,240 --> 00:50:54,240
Let's go sing karaoke.

1277
00:50:54,240 --> 00:51:00,200
I just boiled this guy's face and then sliced his stomach open.

1278
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:01,200
Chang's fatality.

1279
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:02,200
In front of a child.

1280
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:04,280
Chang's fatality for Ryan Gosling.

1281
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:07,320
You know how sometimes they're specific or they can be, I guess.

1282
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:09,960
Or I don't know if they've ever gone specific against different people.

1283
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:16,760
But if his fatality is he beats the shit out of Ryan Gosling, Ryan Gosling is like, he's

1284
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:17,760
like, finish him.

1285
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:22,000
And then just cuts to him killing Ryan Gosling's mom.

1286
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,920
Like it's, you know, it's something like he goes that extra step where he's like, I'm

1287
00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:29,880
going to fucking kill your mom and then like make you fist your mom.

1288
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:31,520
Like in their, you know what I'm talking about?

1289
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:32,520
Just continue.

1290
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:33,520
I'm so sorry.

1291
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:34,520
And then.

1292
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:35,520
I was on one right now.

1293
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:36,520
Yeah, he sneaks into his house.

1294
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:39,440
He kills his wife and then he's about to kill Chang's daughter.

1295
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:40,800
And so he kills him instead.

1296
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:41,800
Yeah.

1297
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:44,480
I think that's why Chang let him live.

1298
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:49,520
I think that's why Ryan Gosling only loses his arms or his hands because he let his,

1299
00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:50,520
he let his daughter live.

1300
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:52,360
It was, and he lost that fight too.

1301
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:54,200
So I don't know if he's like.

1302
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:55,200
Shamed a lot.

1303
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:56,200
Ashamed.

1304
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:57,200
Yeah.

1305
00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:58,200
Like some kind of dishonor.

1306
00:51:58,200 --> 00:51:59,200
No, no, he doesn't lose.

1307
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:00,200
You don't lose your hands.

1308
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:01,760
The deleted scene would have maybe helped with that.

1309
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:04,920
There's a deleted scene in this movie that I watched.

1310
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:09,600
It's like Chang feeding Ryan Gosling after he cuts his arms.

1311
00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:11,600
After he loses his hands?

1312
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:12,600
Yeah.

1313
00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:13,600
It's like a deleted scene at the end.

1314
00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:14,600
It's like.

1315
00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:15,920
It's like he takes care of him now type thing.

1316
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:17,400
He takes care of him now.

1317
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:21,320
I really surely think that Chang represents God in this.

1318
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:24,040
Might help with that thought process as well.

1319
00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:25,040
Okay.

1320
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:26,040
Well.

1321
00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:27,040
Knowing that now.

1322
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:28,040
Yeah.

1323
00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:29,040
Yeah.

1324
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:30,040
Well, that's dope.

1325
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:31,040
I don't know of anything else.

1326
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:32,040
I don't know.

1327
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:34,840
Finger fisting, blood fisting your mom or, you know, tied to a chair watching a movie.

1328
00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:37,280
Yeah, the way he was cutting her open.

1329
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:40,120
And that, by the way, that scene did it.

1330
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:42,440
Saw an interview with Ryan Gosling.

1331
00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:43,440
That was his idea.

1332
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:45,960
The opening of the stomach of his dead mom was his idea.

1333
00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:46,960
Ryan Gosling.

1334
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:47,960
I bet it was.

1335
00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:48,960
I bet it fucking was.

1336
00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:49,960
Yeah.

1337
00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:50,960
Fucking crazy.

1338
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:54,480
It says the writer and director, but the ref in is this guy's name.

1339
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:55,480
R-E-F-N.

1340
00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:56,480
I guess I'll tell you.

1341
00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:57,480
Refin, yeah.

1342
00:52:57,480 --> 00:53:00,680
Asked him if he'd rather smile or cry after she dies.

1343
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:04,280
You know, and he replied that he'd open her uterus to see what's inside.

1344
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:05,280
Yep.

1345
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:08,280
That dude must hate the mom.

1346
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:09,280
Yeah.

1347
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:13,400
I think that chick, the actress is probably like, yeah, I got penetrated by Ryan Gosling.

1348
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:14,920
She refuses to watch the movie.

1349
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:15,920
She will not watch it.

1350
00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:16,920
Says it's too disturbing.

1351
00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:22,840
But, yeah, I'll never watch that movie.

1352
00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:24,400
But Ryan Gosling penetrated me.

1353
00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:25,400
How?

1354
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:28,400
Well, I don't want to talk about it.

1355
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:30,400
He went fully inside my uterus.

1356
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:31,400
He fisted me.

1357
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:32,400
I had Ryan Gosling deep in my uterus.

1358
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:35,400
I got half a hysterectomy.

1359
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:37,360
What a brag.

1360
00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:41,760
He got hold of my uterus and then left it.

1361
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:42,880
Let's rate this thing.

1362
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:45,040
I've changed my rating to God tier.

1363
00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:46,520
I'm also God tier.

1364
00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:47,520
Perfect.

1365
00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:48,520
You're going to do whatever you want in the end.

1366
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:49,520
It doesn't matter.

1367
00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:50,520
I am going to do whatever I want in the end because this is too good.

1368
00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:51,520
But once you give it anyway, Mike.

1369
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:52,520
It doesn't matter.

1370
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:53,520
For the record.

1371
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:54,520
For the people listening at home.

1372
00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:57,760
For the record, here's my real thought, okay?

1373
00:53:57,760 --> 00:53:58,760
Real thought.

1374
00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:00,560
I hated this fucking movie.

1375
00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:01,560
Hated.

1376
00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:02,560
I hate it.

1377
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:03,560
Wait.

1378
00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:07,240
But I respect this movie.

1379
00:54:07,240 --> 00:54:11,520
It's obviously something unique and challenging.

1380
00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:20,640
But I do feel like you need a degree in Freudian philosophy to really understand this movie.

1381
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:24,840
So I rated it two and a half neon soaked hallucinations.

1382
00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:25,840
Okay.

1383
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:29,000
Or a C. It's just a C.

1384
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:32,280
I know it's a well done movie.

1385
00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:33,920
The shots are great.

1386
00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:36,800
There's a lot of great things about this movie.

1387
00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:41,760
But good God, it needs a plot.

1388
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:46,200
My rating was God tier but also five unnecessary karaoke songs.

1389
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:49,920
Mine was five out of five coworkers politely watching karaoke.

1390
00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:53,680
So Austin and I are matched up.

1391
00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:55,640
Wonder Twins power unite.

1392
00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:59,440
Power of the dark fist, blood fisting your own mothers.

1393
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:01,640
Hey, all right.

1394
00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:02,640
Brennan.

1395
00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:03,640
Yeah.

1396
00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:06,800
So I have a very similar feeling to it as Mike.

1397
00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:09,120
It was beautifully shot, beautifully done.

1398
00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:11,680
I definitely enjoyed some of the artsy scenes to it.

1399
00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:13,480
I mean, there was a scene.

1400
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:16,600
It was like the 22 minute mark to like 2235.

1401
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:20,960
And I was like, this kind of feels like a weird fashion ad where it's Brian gossing

1402
00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:21,960
up against the wall.

1403
00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:25,800
And then like he's like there's like a dog and he's just got a white t shirt jeans.

1404
00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:28,280
He's got one foot up and then flashes to the next scene.

1405
00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:30,640
It's another guy to sit there smoking a cigarette.

1406
00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:31,640
Back to Ryan Gosling.

1407
00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:34,560
And it's like this is just a weird fashion ad.

1408
00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:35,560
Eros by Bersace.

1409
00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:36,560
Yeah, or something.

1410
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:40,320
It was like a weird like a clone ad or something.

1411
00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:45,400
But yeah, it definitely is like maybe I ate too much edibles.

1412
00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:47,680
I was kind of just like lost for a good chunk of it.

1413
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:51,600
And then I like kind of had to rewind a bit to like what did I like I miss something.

1414
00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:53,200
And then like, no, I didn't miss anything.

1415
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:54,880
It was just it was just weird.

1416
00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:58,720
But yeah, I had I had a two point five out of five incestuous mothers.

1417
00:55:58,720 --> 00:56:00,640
Two point five, two point five.

1418
00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:04,200
So C. All right, everybody.

1419
00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:06,520
Only God forgives.

1420
00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:07,520
Get to God.

1421
00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:08,520
It's a God.

1422
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:09,520
It's God rating.

1423
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:10,520
Because here's the thing.

1424
00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:13,960
Honestly, you can't defeat God with C's.

1425
00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:14,960
You know what I mean?

1426
00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:20,400
Like, like if you guys had gone to W's, we'd have a conversation about God versus waste

1427
00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:21,400
of time.

1428
00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:23,320
We'd watch just for the cinematography.

1429
00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:24,320
Yeah.

1430
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:29,800
But because you guys thought it was OK and we think it's God here, it has to live up

1431
00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:31,080
to.

1432
00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:34,000
So God here is the rating for only God forgives.

1433
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,280
So only God forgives gets God here like that.

1434
00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:37,760
It feels good to say it.

1435
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:39,960
You know, I always look up quotes for movies.

1436
00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:43,200
Every quote this movie worth having came from the mom.

1437
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:44,200
She's look.

1438
00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:45,200
Do you have one?

1439
00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:46,200
Did you write any?

1440
00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:47,200
I wrote three.

1441
00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:48,200
There it's a little more.

1442
00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:51,760
So Julian says it's a little more complicated than that mother talking about the brother

1443
00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:55,820
is meaning what exactly Billy raped and killed a 16 year old girl.

1444
00:56:55,820 --> 00:56:57,600
She goes, I'm sure he had his reasons.

1445
00:56:57,600 --> 00:56:58,600
Yeah.

1446
00:56:58,600 --> 00:56:59,600
Yeah.

1447
00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:00,600
Oh, yeah.

1448
00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:04,400
To be that chick where that he takes on the date with his mom.

1449
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:05,400
Yeah.

1450
00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:07,040
He's like, do you want to keep you don't want to keep that.

1451
00:57:07,040 --> 00:57:08,040
She's like, no.

1452
00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:09,040
And he's just like, take it off.

1453
00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:10,040
Yeah.

1454
00:57:10,040 --> 00:57:11,040
Just take it off.

1455
00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:12,040
Stares at her for 10 seconds.

1456
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:13,040
You know, she likes that shit.

1457
00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:14,640
Then the one was yelling at you to take it off.

1458
00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:15,640
Yeah.

1459
00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:16,640
I was in the one with the girl.

1460
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:17,640
What line of work are you in?

1461
00:57:17,640 --> 00:57:18,640
I'm an entertainer and entertainer.

1462
00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:22,240
How many cocks can you entertain with that cute little cup dumps in your ears?

1463
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:23,240
Yep.

1464
00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:24,240
That's her.

1465
00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:25,240
Yeah.

1466
00:57:25,240 --> 00:57:26,240
OK.

1467
00:57:26,240 --> 00:57:27,240
And then the cock one.

1468
00:57:27,240 --> 00:57:29,640
And what with Billy being the older brother and having a bigger cock, Julian's was never

1469
00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:30,640
small, but Billy's was.

1470
00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:31,640
Oh, it was enormous.

1471
00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:32,640
Yeah.

1472
00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:33,640
Just the way she said it.

1473
00:57:33,640 --> 00:57:34,640
When Ryan.

1474
00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:35,640
Crazy, man.

1475
00:57:35,640 --> 00:57:41,520
This movie has her lines in this movie are the obviously the there may be the only lines

1476
00:57:41,520 --> 00:57:42,520
of the movie, really.

1477
00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:43,520
But.

1478
00:57:43,520 --> 00:57:45,800
You're worried about the director and writer's relationship with his mother.

1479
00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:48,000
Well, and these two that think it's God here.

1480
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:49,000
Yeah.

1481
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:50,000
Yeah.

1482
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:51,000
Yeah.

1483
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:53,800
Ryan walks in or we high fived about blood fisting our own mothers.

1484
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:54,800
Remember that?

1485
00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:55,800
Yeah.

1486
00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:59,640
Ryan walks in on his mom and my note when he when he starts like messing with the body,

1487
00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:05,320
I just wrote, oh, oh, oh.

1488
00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:07,000
Well, fuck yeah.

1489
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:08,000
This was a good movie.

1490
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:09,000
I'm glad you picked it.

1491
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:13,200
Now, Brandon said that he has a palate cleanser for next week's book.

1492
00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:14,200
They're kind of a palate cleanser.

1493
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:17,840
I mean, you've been trying to make me go to Boston for a while.

1494
00:58:17,840 --> 00:58:18,840
So.

1495
00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:19,840
Oh, shit.

1496
00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:20,840
Good one.

1497
00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:21,840
Boondock Saints.

1498
00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:22,840
Boondock Saints.

1499
00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:23,840
Yes.

1500
00:58:23,840 --> 00:58:24,840
I don't even have to watch that.

1501
00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:25,840
I will again.

1502
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:26,840
I want to watch it again for sure.

1503
00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:27,840
Holy shit.

1504
00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:28,840
Since I watched it.

1505
00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:29,840
I haven't seen it in a couple of years.

1506
00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:30,840
Yeah.

1507
00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:31,840
Should we do both?

1508
00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:32,840
Should we do both?

1509
00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:33,840
We can do both.

1510
00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:34,840
Yeah, let's do both.

1511
00:58:34,840 --> 00:58:35,840
Yeah.

1512
00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:37,560
I don't want to give us five things to watch this.

1513
00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:38,560
I know.

1514
00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:39,560
I know.

1515
00:58:39,560 --> 00:58:42,400
But but the thing is, there's such a contrast and the third one is coming out.

1516
00:58:42,400 --> 00:58:43,880
So it's better that we cover both.

1517
00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:44,880
One is way better than two.

1518
00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:45,880
Well, that's the that's the thing.

1519
00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:46,880
Two is like a fan service.

1520
00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:50,320
I haven't seen two since theaters.

1521
00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:52,320
So I think I have both on DVD.

1522
00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:54,440
So I like I have them both on DVD.

1523
00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:55,440
OK.

1524
00:58:55,440 --> 00:58:57,040
I think I have the I have the metal tin box.

1525
00:58:57,040 --> 00:58:58,960
Do you have the metal box for the first one?

1526
00:58:58,960 --> 00:59:00,920
Is two also on Tubi or do we know?

1527
00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:01,920
That one I don't think it's on Tubi.

1528
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:02,920
It might be on something else.

1529
00:59:02,920 --> 00:59:03,920
But it's got to be.

1530
00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:04,920
Yeah.

1531
00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:05,920
Some of these movies you can just easily find on YouTube, too.

1532
00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:06,920
Some of them are on YouTube.

1533
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:09,080
Some asshole just uploads it.

1534
00:59:09,080 --> 00:59:12,400
You just like Boondock Saints and then you see hour and a half and you're like, oh, OK.

1535
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:13,400
That's how.

1536
00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:14,400
I'm going to do those because I'm on YouTube premiums.

1537
00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:15,400
So it's all that free.

1538
00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:16,400
Yeah.

1539
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:17,400
So, yeah.

1540
00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:19,040
So Boondock Saints one and two.

1541
00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:20,040
This is going to be interesting.

1542
00:59:20,040 --> 00:59:21,040
Yeah.

1543
00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:22,040
Fuck.

1544
00:59:22,040 --> 00:59:23,040
Yeah.

1545
00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:24,240
And then now because we've done it and it's been you know, we might then get that might

1546
00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:29,760
be one of our hotbox reviews or or when the third one of the third one says we've done

1547
00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:30,760
the first two.

1548
00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:33,360
When that comes out, we'll be we'll blow it up.

1549
00:59:33,360 --> 00:59:34,360
That's awesome.

1550
00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:35,360
All right.

1551
00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:36,360
Rick Rick's.

1552
00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:37,360
Fuck.

1553
00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:38,360
Yeah.

1554
00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:39,360
Recommend a way.

1555
00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:40,360
Reckedy.

1556
00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:47,360
So 59 minutes.

1557
00:59:47,360 --> 01:00:04,760
I got to stop saying that out loud every time we end this.

1558
01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:07,560
It just goes straight to me saying what time it is.

1559
01:00:07,560 --> 01:00:09,120
It's fucking stupid.

1560
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:10,600
All right.

1561
01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:17,080
I don't have anything to recommend this week.

1562
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:22,320
So no, no, no form of media because you're so stocked up on how about like instead of

1563
01:00:22,320 --> 01:00:24,360
a pet peeve, like a good thing that happens.

1564
01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:27,440
You can we can add that if you just didn't watch or finish something.

1565
01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:28,440
I thought there was something.

1566
01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:29,440
Oh, wait.

1567
01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:30,440
Yes.

1568
01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:31,440
Sorry.

1569
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:32,440
There is.

1570
01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:34,840
It's not like a recommendation because this isn't going to come out for some time.

1571
01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:39,240
But I got extremely good news this week.

1572
01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:44,120
Like, I honestly sometimes wake up each day and I think now that like Deadpool Wolverine

1573
01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:47,760
is gone and I don't there's like no new video games coming out or anything that I said on

1574
01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:49,800
the horizon and I'm super looking forward to.

1575
01:00:49,800 --> 01:00:52,280
Why do I get up each day?

1576
01:00:52,280 --> 01:00:54,200
Why do I live my life?

1577
01:00:54,200 --> 01:00:55,200
Why do I go to work?

1578
01:00:55,200 --> 01:00:56,200
Why Saturday?

1579
01:00:56,200 --> 01:00:57,200
And what?

1580
01:00:57,200 --> 01:00:58,200
It's your favorite day.

1581
01:00:58,200 --> 01:00:59,200
Well, yeah, I like Saturdays.

1582
01:00:59,200 --> 01:01:01,600
But like, is this enough to live for?

1583
01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:02,600
I don't know.

1584
01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:03,600
No one's listening.

1585
01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:07,720
I mean, you watched this movie at two times speed and since it was so slow, it just works

1586
01:01:07,720 --> 01:01:09,200
like a regular movie for you.

1587
01:01:09,200 --> 01:01:10,840
You're just like, what is life?

1588
01:01:10,840 --> 01:01:11,840
This is great.

1589
01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:17,160
This is just a general feeling of like the pauses are long, even at two.

1590
01:01:17,160 --> 01:01:19,160
Yeah, they really are.

1591
01:01:19,160 --> 01:01:20,160
Yeah.

1592
01:01:20,160 --> 01:01:26,040
But so anyway, but every now and then they'll announce something that gives that gives me

1593
01:01:26,040 --> 01:01:28,080
like another marker to live to.

1594
01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:29,080
Right.

1595
01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:31,600
So like Final Fantasy seven remake part two came out.

1596
01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:32,600
Right.

1597
01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:33,680
And then the third one coming out.

1598
01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:37,280
So like I genuinely have like like I generally have a reason to live.

1599
01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:41,360
They ever announced a Final Fantasy eight remake that extends my life another X amount

1600
01:01:41,360 --> 01:01:42,360
of years.

1601
01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:43,360
Right.

1602
01:01:43,360 --> 01:01:48,600
But now I have something to actively look forward to.

1603
01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:53,000
Tron Legacy is one of my favorite movies of all time.

1604
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:54,900
It is so good.

1605
01:01:54,900 --> 01:01:55,900
It's the sequel to Tron.

1606
01:01:55,900 --> 01:01:57,360
I like the first Tron just fine.

1607
01:01:57,360 --> 01:01:58,360
Whatever.

1608
01:01:58,360 --> 01:01:59,360
I'm not a huge fan.

1609
01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:00,360
It looks a little wonky.

1610
01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:03,680
Tron Legacy is one of the coolest fucking movies I've ever seen.

1611
01:02:03,680 --> 01:02:04,680
Absolutely loved it.

1612
01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:05,680
Went and saw it in the theater.

1613
01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:06,680
Blew my fucking mind.

1614
01:02:06,680 --> 01:02:11,640
And one of the biggest reasons for that is Daft Punk doing the entire soundtrack.

1615
01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:13,960
And that's actually characters in the movie, too.

1616
01:02:13,960 --> 01:02:14,960
Right.

1617
01:02:14,960 --> 01:02:15,960
That's what Jeff Bridges is the dad.

1618
01:02:15,960 --> 01:02:16,960
Exactly.

1619
01:02:16,960 --> 01:02:18,640
And they're actually characters at one part in a club scene.

1620
01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:19,680
It's fucking dope.

1621
01:02:19,680 --> 01:02:21,700
But that soundtrack I listen to.

1622
01:02:21,700 --> 01:02:22,700
Not kidding you.

1623
01:02:22,700 --> 01:02:24,360
Once a week at the very least.

1624
01:02:24,360 --> 01:02:26,200
It's one of my absolute favorite things to listen to.

1625
01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:31,680
One of the most banging fucking albums of all time regardless of being a soundtrack.

1626
01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:34,320
But added to the movie, it's wonderful.

1627
01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:39,680
Unfortunately, and Daft Punk is my second favorite band of all time.

1628
01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:42,960
And unfortunately, they broke up like a year or two ago.

1629
01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:43,960
Why?

1630
01:02:43,960 --> 01:02:44,960
Just, I don't know.

1631
01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:45,960
They just broke up.

1632
01:02:45,960 --> 01:02:46,960
It just happened.

1633
01:02:46,960 --> 01:02:47,960
They've been together for like 30 years.

1634
01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:49,520
So it's like, okay, they're allowed to not be a band anymore.

1635
01:02:49,520 --> 01:02:50,520
I'm not mad at them.

1636
01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:51,720
I wish they'd done one more album.

1637
01:02:51,720 --> 01:02:52,720
But whatever.

1638
01:02:52,720 --> 01:02:53,720
If they want to leave on Tron.

1639
01:02:53,720 --> 01:02:54,720
Maybe they'll get back together and do one.

1640
01:02:54,720 --> 01:02:55,720
Maybe.

1641
01:02:55,720 --> 01:02:57,960
Are they going doing their own things now?

1642
01:02:57,960 --> 01:03:01,440
Like one guy's Daft and the other guy's Punk?

1643
01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:03,080
Yeah, they're two French guys.

1644
01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:05,120
They're doing their own things.

1645
01:03:05,120 --> 01:03:06,120
Yeah.

1646
01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:07,120
And they're cool.

1647
01:03:07,120 --> 01:03:08,120
I've listened to some of their other stuff.

1648
01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:10,800
Thomas Bungleetter or whatever his name is.

1649
01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:12,360
Were their identities revealed?

1650
01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:13,360
Yeah.

1651
01:03:13,360 --> 01:03:14,360
People know who they've been forever.

1652
01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:15,360
There's pictures of them.

1653
01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:16,360
I thought it was like a secret.

1654
01:03:16,360 --> 01:03:17,360
Yeah, that was like the whole thing.

1655
01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:20,360
When they're Daft Punk, they're in masks.

1656
01:03:20,360 --> 01:03:23,080
But, so anyway.

1657
01:03:23,080 --> 01:03:27,960
I just, that's my one of my absolute favorite things of all time.

1658
01:03:27,960 --> 01:03:36,080
They just announced a new Tron movie and it's called Tron Aries and the logo for it is neon

1659
01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:37,080
red.

1660
01:03:37,080 --> 01:03:44,000
And they also announced who's going to be composing the whole new movie.

1661
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:47,380
And Daft Punk is my second favorite band of all time.

1662
01:03:47,380 --> 01:03:48,880
So who they pick?

1663
01:03:48,880 --> 01:03:50,640
Nine inch fucking nails.

1664
01:03:50,640 --> 01:03:58,920
My absolute favorite band of all time to do the score for my, the third one.

1665
01:03:58,920 --> 01:03:59,920
Just think about that.

1666
01:03:59,920 --> 01:04:01,800
It's almost made for me.

1667
01:04:01,800 --> 01:04:05,960
It's like if you take the first movie and you have my favorite album of all time for

1668
01:04:05,960 --> 01:04:09,040
my second favorite band of all time becoming one of my favorite movies.

1669
01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:11,800
And now you take my favorite band and you throw it in.

1670
01:04:11,800 --> 01:04:12,800
Oh my God.

1671
01:04:12,800 --> 01:04:15,080
I'm so, it comes out hopefully next year.

1672
01:04:15,080 --> 01:04:18,800
I want to Tron you like an animal.

1673
01:04:18,800 --> 01:04:22,160
I want to beat you from the inside.

1674
01:04:22,160 --> 01:04:25,800
I want to Tron you.

1675
01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:26,800
But yeah, very cool.

1676
01:04:26,800 --> 01:04:27,800
That's great.

1677
01:04:27,800 --> 01:04:31,200
And Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails, it's him.

1678
01:04:31,200 --> 01:04:33,960
Have you seen the White-As-Kids-You-Know Trent Reznor episode?

1679
01:04:33,960 --> 01:04:36,480
Yeah, their song, their parody of it.

1680
01:04:36,480 --> 01:04:40,520
Yeah, they make fun of him like just being like sad, cutting himself in the basement.

1681
01:04:40,520 --> 01:04:43,120
His girlfriend comes by and makes out with a guy in front of him.

1682
01:04:43,120 --> 01:04:46,320
He's like, that's 90s Trent.

1683
01:04:46,320 --> 01:04:48,160
The new Trent Reznor is fucking badass, dude.

1684
01:04:48,160 --> 01:04:49,320
He's like in shape.

1685
01:04:49,320 --> 01:04:50,600
He's got a hot wife.

1686
01:04:50,600 --> 01:04:54,560
He has like short cropped hair now and he's badass.

1687
01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:55,560
I'm sure he's not sad anymore.

1688
01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:56,560
I mean like.

1689
01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:57,560
No, no, no.

1690
01:04:57,560 --> 01:04:58,560
That's what I'm saying.

1691
01:04:58,560 --> 01:04:59,560
Like he.

1692
01:04:59,560 --> 01:05:01,920
The whole story about them making that song just so they get dropped from their label

1693
01:05:01,920 --> 01:05:02,920
is great.

1694
01:05:02,920 --> 01:05:03,920
Which song?

1695
01:05:03,920 --> 01:05:04,920
The animal one.

1696
01:05:04,920 --> 01:05:07,800
He did that to be dropped from the label?

1697
01:05:07,800 --> 01:05:09,960
Yeah, they didn't want to be with that label anymore.

1698
01:05:09,960 --> 01:05:14,760
So they just made a song that they thought was so bad that they would get them dropped.

1699
01:05:14,760 --> 01:05:17,480
But then it ended up being like everyone's favorite song.

1700
01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:20,920
Were they on the same record label for their first two albums?

1701
01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:24,440
Because that's downward spiral.

1702
01:05:24,440 --> 01:05:28,120
I believe it came down to somewhere like either creative control or they weren't making enough

1703
01:05:28,120 --> 01:05:29,640
money or they had other offers.

1704
01:05:29,640 --> 01:05:30,640
They were locked in a contract.

1705
01:05:30,640 --> 01:05:33,400
So they wanted to get dropped from this record label.

1706
01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:35,720
It doesn't make sense because.

1707
01:05:35,720 --> 01:05:36,800
I'll look into it later.

1708
01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:40,920
But it doesn't make sense because on Pretty Hate Machine and Broken, the two albums that

1709
01:05:40,920 --> 01:05:46,080
came out before downward spiral have way worse songs in there than Closer.

1710
01:05:46,080 --> 01:05:48,160
Closer is one of his tamer songs.

1711
01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:49,960
He says, I want to fuck you like an animal.

1712
01:05:49,960 --> 01:05:53,200
There's literally a song where it's like where he says the devil wants to fuck me in the

1713
01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:54,200
back of his car.

1714
01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:59,240
You know, like he talks about drinking cum in one of his songs.

1715
01:05:59,240 --> 01:06:04,800
You know, like there's there's there's maybe that's the freedom that he wanted to have.

1716
01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:07,160
Like fuck you like an animal.

1717
01:06:07,160 --> 01:06:08,160
Sure.

1718
01:06:08,160 --> 01:06:09,160
Drinking cum.

1719
01:06:09,160 --> 01:06:10,160
They won't let us say that.

1720
01:06:10,160 --> 01:06:13,360
Maybe those were the this song or maybe this song.

1721
01:06:13,360 --> 01:06:17,000
He wanted to do those and he pushed those because he knew they were going to say no.

1722
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:19,280
So they would let him do animal.

1723
01:06:19,280 --> 01:06:21,520
Maybe that's what Jackass did to get anything on TV.

1724
01:06:21,520 --> 01:06:24,280
It's like, can we do this thing where he eats cum?

1725
01:06:24,280 --> 01:06:25,280
And they're like, no.

1726
01:06:25,280 --> 01:06:26,280
All right.

1727
01:06:26,280 --> 01:06:27,280
Can we?

1728
01:06:27,280 --> 01:06:28,280
OK, so then he can do the thing where he puts something up his ass.

1729
01:06:28,280 --> 01:06:29,280
Right.

1730
01:06:29,280 --> 01:06:30,280
And then they're like, OK.

1731
01:06:30,280 --> 01:06:31,280
Yeah.

1732
01:06:31,280 --> 01:06:32,280
OK.

1733
01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:34,800
I did see that Fear Factor, though, where they made the twins drink cum.

1734
01:06:34,800 --> 01:06:38,320
You ever see that one where the they was like Donkey Cum.

1735
01:06:38,320 --> 01:06:39,320
Yeah.

1736
01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:40,840
Joe Rogan talks about it every fucking week.

1737
01:06:40,840 --> 01:06:41,840
Oh, OK.

1738
01:06:41,840 --> 01:06:43,120
I've never I did.

1739
01:06:43,120 --> 01:06:44,520
I've seen two of his specials.

1740
01:06:44,520 --> 01:06:45,520
I've only seen it.

1741
01:06:45,520 --> 01:06:47,160
I haven't seen him talk about it.

1742
01:06:47,160 --> 01:06:48,840
I've actually just seen the video.

1743
01:06:48,840 --> 01:06:49,840
OK.

1744
01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:51,360
But yeah, that's my thing.

1745
01:06:51,360 --> 01:06:53,480
I love Nine Inch Nails and I love that.

1746
01:06:53,480 --> 01:06:55,160
I love Tron.

1747
01:06:55,160 --> 01:06:59,560
So the fact that we're getting a combo of that makes me super happy.

1748
01:06:59,560 --> 01:07:02,560
And I looked at the cast of it and Jeff Bridges is in it.

1749
01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:06,520
So boom, that's all you need for it to be cool.

1750
01:07:06,520 --> 01:07:12,600
I'm a little hesitant on the plot because the plot says that a sophisticated computer

1751
01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:19,400
program gets out of Tron and goes into the real world, which isn't what I want from a

1752
01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:20,400
Tron movie.

1753
01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:22,320
I want to see all the I want to be in.

1754
01:07:22,320 --> 01:07:26,720
I want to be in Tron or not in Tron, because that's a person, a program, but I don't want

1755
01:07:26,720 --> 01:07:27,720
to be inside Tron.

1756
01:07:27,720 --> 01:07:30,640
I want to be in the grid.

1757
01:07:30,640 --> 01:07:31,640
You want to be in Tron.

1758
01:07:31,640 --> 01:07:34,640
Yeah, I want to be in Tron.

1759
01:07:34,640 --> 01:07:39,640
But yeah, no, but hopefully knowing what it is, I'm sure there's going to be a bunch of

1760
01:07:39,640 --> 01:07:43,560
grid shenanigans mixed with real life stuff.

1761
01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:44,560
Hopefully they make it cool.

1762
01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:47,000
But with Nine Inch Nails, they can't go wrong.

1763
01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:49,240
That's my rec for a year from now.

1764
01:07:49,240 --> 01:07:50,240
Oh yeah.

1765
01:07:50,240 --> 01:07:51,240
Austin.

1766
01:07:51,240 --> 01:07:54,600
I read the book All Quiet on the Western Front.

1767
01:07:54,600 --> 01:07:57,440
Just an awesome war novel.

1768
01:07:57,440 --> 01:07:59,880
It claimed to be the greatest war novel of all time.

1769
01:07:59,880 --> 01:08:01,280
I'm like, I will see about that.

1770
01:08:01,280 --> 01:08:02,280
And then I finished.

1771
01:08:02,280 --> 01:08:04,040
I'm like, yeah, this is fucking it's gnarly.

1772
01:08:04,040 --> 01:08:05,040
It's gruesome.

1773
01:08:05,040 --> 01:08:07,360
It messes with it.

1774
01:08:07,360 --> 01:08:08,800
These kids go into war.

1775
01:08:08,800 --> 01:08:09,800
They sign up.

1776
01:08:09,800 --> 01:08:13,080
And it's from a point of view of German soldiers in World War I.

1777
01:08:13,080 --> 01:08:15,640
So it's interesting in that sense.

1778
01:08:15,640 --> 01:08:20,920
They see a bunch of fucked up shit and he goes back on leave and he's like not like

1779
01:08:20,920 --> 01:08:22,880
he just he's mad that he went on leave.

1780
01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:24,720
He's like, I'm that's just where I belong now.

1781
01:08:24,720 --> 01:08:25,720
It's hopeless.

1782
01:08:25,720 --> 01:08:26,720
It's pointless.

1783
01:08:26,720 --> 01:08:30,240
I got to it's like a really it's like psychologically it's interesting graphically, like the way

1784
01:08:30,240 --> 01:08:34,200
it describes all the action scenes is cool.

1785
01:08:34,200 --> 01:08:35,720
And based off of like real.

1786
01:08:35,720 --> 01:08:39,160
It's not based off a true story, but the author was in World War I.

1787
01:08:39,160 --> 01:08:40,160
Oh, wow.

1788
01:08:40,160 --> 01:08:41,160
OK.

1789
01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:46,560
So you know, World War I, there was a guy who had Hitler, a young soldier Hitler, like

1790
01:08:46,560 --> 01:08:50,520
in his sights on a battlefield, like after kind of a battle, it ended.

1791
01:08:50,520 --> 01:08:52,400
He like had it lined up.

1792
01:08:52,400 --> 01:08:55,200
But young Hitler didn't have a weapon on him or whatever.

1793
01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:57,520
Like looked like he was all fucked up from like what was going around.

1794
01:08:57,520 --> 01:09:02,400
And so the guy like thought like the brutality of war isn't worth just killing this unarmed

1795
01:09:02,400 --> 01:09:03,640
young dude or whatever.

1796
01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:05,920
And like fucks off, but.

1797
01:09:05,920 --> 01:09:11,920
And then I watched the 1930s movie that came out like right after the book came out and

1798
01:09:11,920 --> 01:09:14,160
actually managed to sit through all of it.

1799
01:09:14,160 --> 01:09:18,040
It was like it was like two and a half hours and I was not having a problem with the silent

1800
01:09:18,040 --> 01:09:19,040
film.

1801
01:09:19,040 --> 01:09:20,040
No, no.

1802
01:09:20,040 --> 01:09:24,600
And also it was the first movie ever to win best picture and best director.

1803
01:09:24,600 --> 01:09:30,440
Dude, what's crazy is twenty twenty three all quiet on the Western Front won a bunch

1804
01:09:30,440 --> 01:09:31,440
of awards at the Oscars.

1805
01:09:31,440 --> 01:09:34,760
Yeah, 20, yeah, the 20 I want after that one, I watched the twenty twenty two one, which

1806
01:09:34,760 --> 01:09:38,080
was made almost almost 100 fucking years later.

1807
01:09:38,080 --> 01:09:39,480
Obviously the difference is night and day.

1808
01:09:39,480 --> 01:09:43,260
The first movie got panned because everyone wanted propaganda stuff.

1809
01:09:43,260 --> 01:09:48,280
And this was like anti propaganda shows the futility of war kind of thing.

1810
01:09:48,280 --> 01:09:51,720
And this other movie did the new one did just the same thing.

1811
01:09:51,720 --> 01:09:52,720
It changed a few things.

1812
01:09:52,720 --> 01:09:54,400
Add us with storylines.

1813
01:09:54,400 --> 01:09:56,220
The guy who plays Baron Zemos in it.

1814
01:09:56,220 --> 01:09:58,400
So that's kind of cool.

1815
01:09:58,400 --> 01:09:59,400
Yeah.

1816
01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:00,400
Great.

1817
01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:01,400
Great.

1818
01:10:01,400 --> 01:10:02,400
Two movies.

1819
01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:05,040
I highly recommend any one of them or the book.

1820
01:10:05,040 --> 01:10:06,320
I think the book was the best.

1821
01:10:06,320 --> 01:10:12,840
I love how you recommend your recommendations are usually something from 50, 60 years ago.

1822
01:10:12,840 --> 01:10:15,280
A book you just read.

1823
01:10:15,280 --> 01:10:19,120
There's a bunch of ones that I hear of readily available.

1824
01:10:19,120 --> 01:10:21,440
I'm really behind on book reading.

1825
01:10:21,440 --> 01:10:23,600
Like so only 70 years.

1826
01:10:23,600 --> 01:10:24,600
Right.

1827
01:10:24,600 --> 01:10:28,400
No, I'm like really behind on like I know all these books, but I've never read them

1828
01:10:28,400 --> 01:10:30,300
and I kind of know what they're about.

1829
01:10:30,300 --> 01:10:34,560
So whenever I see them, I buy them and I just have this huge stack of books that I haven't

1830
01:10:34,560 --> 01:10:36,640
read yet that I'm trying to get through.

1831
01:10:36,640 --> 01:10:38,600
So now I'm on a war novel kick.

1832
01:10:38,600 --> 01:10:41,680
So I started with The Unvanquished was Civil War.

1833
01:10:41,680 --> 01:10:44,320
Then I did All Quiet on the Western Front World War I.

1834
01:10:44,320 --> 01:10:48,920
Now I'm on this this Hitler book called The Men Who Tried to Kill Hitler.

1835
01:10:48,920 --> 01:10:53,920
And then a Vietnam storybook and then a couple you know American Sniper and Lone Survivor.

1836
01:10:53,920 --> 01:10:59,160
A Vietnam storybook sounds like it's kids for kids for children.

1837
01:10:59,160 --> 01:11:00,680
It's pictures like here we go.

1838
01:11:00,680 --> 01:11:01,680
Here's the flamethrower.

1839
01:11:01,680 --> 01:11:03,480
Can you find Charlie?

1840
01:11:03,480 --> 01:11:06,120
Watch out for the gas or it's your ass.

1841
01:11:06,120 --> 01:11:07,320
Here's Charlie kids.

1842
01:11:07,320 --> 01:11:10,520
It's like can you find Charlie in the picture?

1843
01:11:10,520 --> 01:11:14,920
Like an ant hill or ant colony sort of site like of all the tunnels.

1844
01:11:14,920 --> 01:11:17,360
Like you know like a site like an intersection.

1845
01:11:17,360 --> 01:11:21,360
They cut the mountain in half and you see like the here's how all the tunnels in tunnels

1846
01:11:21,360 --> 01:11:22,360
and interconnected.

1847
01:11:22,360 --> 01:11:32,440
Actually I've wanted to write my own kind of book in a sense but I want to piggyback

1848
01:11:32,440 --> 01:11:34,160
off of the Bible.

1849
01:11:34,160 --> 01:11:38,800
So I want to go I want to go through each passage of the Bible and just have like a

1850
01:11:38,800 --> 01:11:45,720
shortened version and then and have like a shortened version but in a in a more simplified

1851
01:11:45,720 --> 01:11:50,840
modern set it today and I want to call it the Bible for dumbasses.

1852
01:11:50,840 --> 01:11:56,560
So here's the thing that's a great idea but I'm pretty sure that's been like done because

1853
01:11:56,560 --> 01:12:02,760
I they right now have the brick Bible which is somebody's taken all of the Bible and done

1854
01:12:02,760 --> 01:12:09,400
Lego taking Legos taking pictures of all the Legos doing all the shit that's happening

1855
01:12:09,400 --> 01:12:13,560
in the Bible and then putting simplified things that's happening like they went one step further

1856
01:12:13,560 --> 01:12:17,700
right there just like I want mine to be and then Cain kills Abel and you just see you

1857
01:12:17,700 --> 01:12:24,640
see like Cain holding up a rock and then like the next picture is like a smashed up head.

1858
01:12:24,640 --> 01:12:27,840
Well there's like this whole story of this guy these people keep knocking on his door

1859
01:12:27,840 --> 01:12:31,280
and he just wants him to stop knocking on his door and fucking with them so he offers

1860
01:12:31,280 --> 01:12:36,280
them his two virgin daughters like please if you stop knocking on my door I'll let you

1861
01:12:36,280 --> 01:12:37,280
fuck my kids.

1862
01:12:37,280 --> 01:12:38,280
It's basically what that guy did.

1863
01:12:38,280 --> 01:12:39,280
From the Bible.

1864
01:12:39,280 --> 01:12:40,280
Yeah that's in the Bible.

1865
01:12:40,280 --> 01:12:44,440
There's a the Bathsheba story always strikes me as one of those things that they should

1866
01:12:44,440 --> 01:12:49,400
make it to a movie but like modernize it all so it's not ancient times it's not like King

1867
01:12:49,400 --> 01:12:54,320
David and he's on top of his castle whatever but the story is King David's on top of his

1868
01:12:54,320 --> 01:13:00,640
castle and he's like just looking around and he sees on a rooftop some super hot babe taking

1869
01:13:00,640 --> 01:13:06,040
a bath and he's like who's that and they're like well that's a married woman her name

1870
01:13:06,040 --> 01:13:10,920
is Bathsheba she's married to this guy he's like okay send that guy to the front of line

1871
01:13:10,920 --> 01:13:13,920
of the war and so they do.

1872
01:13:13,920 --> 01:13:19,000
They do and then he and then he tells her like oh your husband's dead he's you know

1873
01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:23,800
sorry and so she's like oh you know and they fuck and she gets pregnant and then the dude

1874
01:13:23,800 --> 01:13:29,200
comes back and she tries to and she convinces him that it's his baby or whatever and I think

1875
01:13:29,200 --> 01:13:34,240
he sends the guy back to the front line of the war to die and this time it happens but

1876
01:13:34,240 --> 01:13:42,440
thank God's like nope that pregnancy you now just gave birth to mentally handicapped like

1877
01:13:42,440 --> 01:13:47,320
the birth of like Down syndrome or something like around like the up until that point ever

1878
01:13:47,320 --> 01:13:52,040
no one had any mental deficiencies and then that's the first birth where it's like like

1879
01:13:52,040 --> 01:13:53,040
we get.

1880
01:13:53,040 --> 01:13:54,360
Because God it's so nice.

1881
01:13:54,360 --> 01:13:59,540
Yeah well if you want to believe that but modernize that shit could you imagine if it's

1882
01:13:59,540 --> 01:14:08,560
like a CEO of like a company and he sees like his is like one of his top salesman's like

1883
01:14:08,560 --> 01:14:13,360
hot wife and then he has to do something to get rid of the salesman.

1884
01:14:13,360 --> 01:14:14,360
Is it this just the Omen?

1885
01:14:14,360 --> 01:14:15,360
I don't know.

1886
01:14:15,360 --> 01:14:16,360
Damien?

1887
01:14:16,360 --> 01:14:18,760
I haven't seen the Omen.

1888
01:14:18,760 --> 01:14:19,760
Never seen any of the Omen's?

1889
01:14:19,760 --> 01:14:20,760
I didn't know there were multiple.

1890
01:14:20,760 --> 01:14:21,760
Yeah there's a lot.

1891
01:14:21,760 --> 01:14:22,760
Three or four.

1892
01:14:22,760 --> 01:14:27,760
Oh shit well I have to watch the rest of Faces of Death because they're lost so I've got

1893
01:14:27,760 --> 01:14:28,760
it.

1894
01:14:28,760 --> 01:14:33,360
And plus oh actually I did have one more little kind of a wreck.

1895
01:14:33,360 --> 01:14:40,560
I read I just finished Dean Koontz's Watchers and it's I want to say it's very good.

1896
01:14:40,560 --> 01:14:41,900
I loved it.

1897
01:14:41,900 --> 01:14:46,960
But the afterword makes me kind of feel sad about recommending it because he's like he's

1898
01:14:46,960 --> 01:14:51,480
like yeah everywhere I go everyone always says Watchers is the best stuff you've ever

1899
01:14:51,480 --> 01:14:52,480
done.

1900
01:14:52,480 --> 01:14:54,080
I like your other stuff but Watchers is your best.

1901
01:14:54,080 --> 01:14:56,160
And he's like yeah great.

1902
01:14:56,160 --> 01:15:00,080
I just you know I hope that for as long as I live even if I'm like a 90 year old dotter

1903
01:15:00,080 --> 01:15:04,080
or a very old man that people will still find a way to tell me that Watchers was the best

1904
01:15:04,080 --> 01:15:09,080
I've ever done you know 40, 50 years ago and then I haven't done anything better since.

1905
01:15:09,080 --> 01:15:10,080
But I read Watchers.

1906
01:15:10,080 --> 01:15:11,080
It's fucking great.

1907
01:15:11,080 --> 01:15:12,080
It's my favorite.

1908
01:15:12,080 --> 01:15:16,080
Isn't that the same case with Cormac McCarthy?

1909
01:15:16,080 --> 01:15:21,120
He wrote a bunch of really great books and then the last two he put out just sucked.

1910
01:15:21,120 --> 01:15:22,120
Well that's the thing though.

1911
01:15:22,120 --> 01:15:24,080
Dean Koontz doesn't put out books that suck.

1912
01:15:24,080 --> 01:15:26,320
He has a lot of books that are great.

1913
01:15:26,320 --> 01:15:28,800
The Odd Thomas series is phenomenal.

1914
01:15:28,800 --> 01:15:33,360
He literally he put out like he puts out like four or five books a year I feel like.

1915
01:15:33,360 --> 01:15:35,320
He's one of those super prolific writers.

1916
01:15:35,320 --> 01:15:38,280
It's one of those things that you just can't let bother you if you're famous.

1917
01:15:38,280 --> 01:15:42,280
Like you know how often Norman Reedus gets asked when you're doing Boondocks Saints 3,

1918
01:15:42,280 --> 01:15:43,640
Boondocks Saints 3, Boondocks Saints 3.

1919
01:15:43,640 --> 01:15:46,840
He just gets all the fucking times like you know I'm in other shit right.

1920
01:15:46,840 --> 01:15:51,040
Go watch Pandorum bitch.

1921
01:15:51,040 --> 01:15:55,240
But I for Dean Koontz he.

1922
01:15:55,240 --> 01:15:57,000
Oh god.

1923
01:15:57,000 --> 01:16:01,920
So for this Watchers thing I look up there's four movies based on it and he even brings

1924
01:16:01,920 --> 01:16:07,160
it up in the afterwards like those trash that they based off the movies they based off it

1925
01:16:07,160 --> 01:16:11,440
because it's about a smart dog who escapes from a lab or whatever and they and that a

1926
01:16:11,440 --> 01:16:12,440
bunch of stuff but.

1927
01:16:12,440 --> 01:16:15,640
Is that the only smart dog that you don't want, Ed?

1928
01:16:15,640 --> 01:16:20,640
Actually this is the prime example of what I'm talking about because it's a genetically

1929
01:16:20,640 --> 01:16:25,360
engineered dog that they can talk to via Scrabble letters like it can spell stuff out.

1930
01:16:25,360 --> 01:16:26,360
They teach it to read.

1931
01:16:26,360 --> 01:16:27,360
It's like talks to them.

1932
01:16:27,360 --> 01:16:28,360
It's super creepy.

1933
01:16:28,360 --> 01:16:29,360
Well they have that now.

1934
01:16:29,360 --> 01:16:31,720
They have the little dogs that press the buttons.

1935
01:16:31,720 --> 01:16:32,720
I know.

1936
01:16:32,720 --> 01:16:33,720
Isn't it so great?

1937
01:16:33,720 --> 01:16:34,720
Dangerous and close.

1938
01:16:34,720 --> 01:16:39,120
All those videos of it that I send to you every night before you go to bed.

1939
01:16:39,120 --> 01:16:43,600
Dean Koontz though just as a I like to mention this he writes an entire book series where

1940
01:16:43,600 --> 01:16:48,360
it's a Golden Retriever is the main character and all of the proceeds from any of those

1941
01:16:48,360 --> 01:16:52,840
books goes straight to animal charities because he makes enough money on his own books that

1942
01:16:52,840 --> 01:16:57,440
like he loves animals so much and he talks about like especially dogs and so he has a

1943
01:16:57,440 --> 01:17:01,480
whole series where he like just the dog is like the superhero whatever like is the main

1944
01:17:01,480 --> 01:17:04,720
character and yeah he just helps charities with that.

1945
01:17:04,720 --> 01:17:05,720
I think it's very cool.

1946
01:17:05,720 --> 01:17:08,600
It's very noble and this was a cool book.

1947
01:17:08,600 --> 01:17:12,360
I recommend it and I'm going to watch that but the thing that the reason I'm even bringing

1948
01:17:12,360 --> 01:17:22,680
up the movies is in the book the main character 36 retired special forces from the army very

1949
01:17:22,680 --> 01:17:29,320
capable guy meets like a chick who's never been outside of her house basically like a

1950
01:17:29,320 --> 01:17:35,280
recluse and her aunt dies so she's like alone and they meet through the dog and they get

1951
01:17:35,280 --> 01:17:37,920
married and all the stuff right.

1952
01:17:37,920 --> 01:17:43,160
Then I look at the movie cast and it's Corey Haim at 18 years old some little blonde chick

1953
01:17:43,160 --> 01:17:49,200
who is from something and it looks like they completely bastardized the entire thing.

1954
01:17:49,200 --> 01:17:54,960
He's not like he's not a capable young army guy he's just some team who gets a dog and

1955
01:17:54,960 --> 01:17:58,920
then runs away with it and I don't like that they did that but I'm going to watch all four

1956
01:17:58,920 --> 01:17:59,920
of them anyway.

1957
01:17:59,920 --> 01:18:02,640
Mike did you have a rec?

1958
01:18:02,640 --> 01:18:04,240
Yes I do.

1959
01:18:04,240 --> 01:18:11,240
I watched I don't know if I a rec if you I needed a palette cleanser after the movie this

1960
01:18:11,240 --> 01:18:18,120
week so I watched a new Netflix movie but it could have just as well been in the middle

1961
01:18:18,120 --> 01:18:19,320
of the 90s.

1962
01:18:19,320 --> 01:18:27,040
I watched a movie called the Union and it is a ridiculous over the top action movie

1963
01:18:27,040 --> 01:18:31,560
where everything happens because it has to like all of them in the 90s.

1964
01:18:31,560 --> 01:18:38,880
It's called the Union it's a fun watch not a good movie but a fun watch and it's Mark

1965
01:18:38,880 --> 01:18:47,080
Wahlberg and Halle Berry and of course the best character in the entire movie J.K. Simmons

1966
01:18:47,080 --> 01:18:49,000
who is always the best character in everything.

1967
01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:51,120
What does Mark Wahlberg do in it?

1968
01:18:51,120 --> 01:19:01,600
He's a construction worker just everyday guy but Halle Berry is a like a secret agent for

1969
01:19:01,600 --> 01:19:06,320
the Union which is made up of all this is how ridiculous it is it's made up of all these

1970
01:19:06,320 --> 01:19:07,320
construction workers.

1971
01:19:07,320 --> 01:19:08,320
My girlfriend is a secret agent.

1972
01:19:08,320 --> 01:19:10,320
Right his ex-girlfriend from high school.

1973
01:19:10,320 --> 01:19:12,160
My girlfriend she's a secret agent bro.

1974
01:19:12,160 --> 01:19:14,120
Comes back and gets him that's exactly what it looks like.

1975
01:19:14,120 --> 01:19:18,800
Had a bunch of fucking Autobots and now.

1976
01:19:18,800 --> 01:19:23,120
And it's exactly as ridiculous as it ought to be.

1977
01:19:23,120 --> 01:19:26,800
But the review I read because I actually looked it up because I was going to watch it because

1978
01:19:26,800 --> 01:19:32,920
it said that it's like a throwback to the traditional rom-com that we haven't seen in

1979
01:19:32,920 --> 01:19:33,920
a while.

1980
01:19:33,920 --> 01:19:38,720
It's like we've kind of abandoned rom-com in general but this is like a fun.

1981
01:19:38,720 --> 01:19:39,720
Action rom-com.

1982
01:19:39,720 --> 01:19:41,840
By the book action rom-com.

1983
01:19:41,840 --> 01:19:42,840
It's fun.

1984
01:19:42,840 --> 01:19:44,280
I watch it with my wife.

1985
01:19:44,280 --> 01:19:46,640
Charismatic leads because Mark Wahlberg and Halle Berry are great.

1986
01:19:46,640 --> 01:19:48,920
Where would it compare to true lies?

1987
01:19:48,920 --> 01:19:49,920
Oh.

1988
01:19:49,920 --> 01:19:50,920
As an action?

1989
01:19:50,920 --> 01:19:52,960
That's an action romantic.

1990
01:19:52,960 --> 01:19:54,640
No that's not a rom-com.

1991
01:19:54,640 --> 01:19:55,640
That's a rom-action.

1992
01:19:55,640 --> 01:19:56,640
Yeah.

1993
01:19:56,640 --> 01:19:57,640
Okay.

1994
01:19:57,640 --> 01:19:58,640
Well that's an action.

1995
01:19:58,640 --> 01:19:59,640
That's the closest thing I can think of off the spot.

1996
01:19:59,640 --> 01:20:02,000
But it's Arnold and it was funny in the 90s.

1997
01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:03,560
Arnold Schwarzenegger was very funny.

1998
01:20:03,560 --> 01:20:07,080
It would be similar this is not as funny.

1999
01:20:07,080 --> 01:20:08,480
This has less funny to it.

2000
01:20:08,480 --> 01:20:09,480
It's more.

2001
01:20:09,480 --> 01:20:10,960
Stunt guy which I didn't see would that be more.

2002
01:20:10,960 --> 01:20:12,080
It's more like that yeah.

2003
01:20:12,080 --> 01:20:13,080
More like this stunt man.

2004
01:20:13,080 --> 01:20:14,080
Okay.

2005
01:20:14,080 --> 01:20:15,080
Or what's that Red Notice?

2006
01:20:15,080 --> 01:20:16,080
Red Notice yeah.

2007
01:20:16,080 --> 01:20:17,080
It's another good example.

2008
01:20:17,080 --> 01:20:18,080
It's that kind of movie.

2009
01:20:18,080 --> 01:20:19,080
Yeah.

2010
01:20:19,080 --> 01:20:20,080
It's just a fun.

2011
01:20:20,080 --> 01:20:21,080
It's just a fun one.

2012
01:20:21,080 --> 01:20:24,080
Don't go into it and say oh I'm going to learn something.

2013
01:20:24,080 --> 01:20:25,080
No.

2014
01:20:25,080 --> 01:20:27,080
It's just a fun hour and a half kill.

2015
01:20:27,080 --> 01:20:30,080
Does Halle Berry show her Halle Berries?

2016
01:20:30,080 --> 01:20:31,080
No.

2017
01:20:31,080 --> 01:20:32,080
Never at all.

2018
01:20:32,080 --> 01:20:38,080
But I will say Halle Berry almost scary how she's she looks great.

2019
01:20:38,080 --> 01:20:39,080
She's 58.

2020
01:20:39,080 --> 01:20:40,080
Yeah.

2021
01:20:40,080 --> 01:20:42,080
And she looks like she's 30.

2022
01:20:42,080 --> 01:20:45,080
She incredibly Mark Wahlberg looks older than her.

2023
01:20:45,080 --> 01:20:47,080
It's all that Adrena Chrome.

2024
01:20:47,080 --> 01:20:49,080
Yeah the dead babies.

2025
01:20:49,080 --> 01:20:50,080
We all work at a pizza place.

2026
01:20:50,080 --> 01:20:53,080
We know what's up when they have to come to the basement.

2027
01:20:53,080 --> 01:20:56,080
Anyway it's ridiculous but fun.

2028
01:20:56,080 --> 01:20:59,080
Don't say dude don't say that.

2029
01:20:59,080 --> 01:21:04,080
Someone's going to figure out how to go there with a gun like one guy really did that shit.

2030
01:21:04,080 --> 01:21:06,080
And the guy's like take me to the fucking basement.

2031
01:21:06,080 --> 01:21:09,080
There is no fucking basement you fucking psycho.

2032
01:21:09,080 --> 01:21:11,080
Hey bro you show up with a gun I'll take you to the basement.

2033
01:21:11,080 --> 01:21:13,080
It's just it's just Adrena Chrome.

2034
01:21:13,080 --> 01:21:15,080
We don't hold the babies down there.

2035
01:21:15,080 --> 01:21:16,080
Those are processed out of place.

2036
01:21:16,080 --> 01:21:19,080
We just get the jars of the stuff.

2037
01:21:19,080 --> 01:21:21,080
We're not allowed to take it.

2038
01:21:21,080 --> 01:21:28,080
But as any pizza company will tell you we're the stalwart champions of Adrena Chrome.

2039
01:21:28,080 --> 01:21:30,080
We keep celebrities looking young.

2040
01:21:30,080 --> 01:21:36,080
Paul Rudd owes his entire fucking life livelihood to Domino's alone.

2041
01:21:36,080 --> 01:21:39,080
So Brendan did you have any recs?

2042
01:21:39,080 --> 01:21:43,080
Yeah I kind of spoke about it earlier but go to Universal Studios.

2043
01:21:43,080 --> 01:21:45,080
See the Waterworld show.

2044
01:21:45,080 --> 01:21:47,080
Better than the movie.

2045
01:21:47,080 --> 01:21:49,080
I mean Universal Studios in general was a lot of fun.

2046
01:21:49,080 --> 01:21:50,080
It's not better than the movie.

2047
01:21:50,080 --> 01:21:53,080
Hell the video the one minute video he showed me was better than the movie.

2048
01:21:53,080 --> 01:21:55,080
What are you talking about?

2049
01:21:55,080 --> 01:21:59,080
Andy just wants there to be a postman ride and a postman show there.

2050
01:21:59,080 --> 01:22:01,080
A postman show.

2051
01:22:01,080 --> 01:22:03,080
They flip a mail truck.

2052
01:22:03,080 --> 01:22:04,080
Okay wait.

2053
01:22:04,080 --> 01:22:07,080
You got to impregnate some guy's wife because he can't.

2054
01:22:07,080 --> 01:22:09,080
That's the postman ride.

2055
01:22:09,080 --> 01:22:11,080
That's how it starts.

2056
01:22:11,080 --> 01:22:14,080
It's just an open fucking scene like what you can get in Germany.

2057
01:22:14,080 --> 01:22:20,080
And then it cuts to...

2058
01:22:20,080 --> 01:22:23,080
I mean honestly there is one iconic fucking scene in postman.

2059
01:22:23,080 --> 01:22:26,080
It's kind of silly if you just think about it.

2060
01:22:26,080 --> 01:22:28,080
But the way they shoot it is kind of cool.

2061
01:22:28,080 --> 01:22:30,080
What when Tom Penny walks in?

2062
01:22:30,080 --> 01:22:32,080
Tom Penny? Have you seen it?

2063
01:22:32,080 --> 01:22:34,080
I did a long time ago.

2064
01:22:34,080 --> 01:22:36,080
Well Tom Penny doesn't...

2065
01:22:36,080 --> 01:22:39,080
He's the mayor of a town which I kind of like because Kevin Costner is like

2066
01:22:39,080 --> 01:22:41,080
wait weren't you famous?

2067
01:22:41,080 --> 01:22:43,080
And he's like aren't you famous?

2068
01:22:43,080 --> 01:22:45,080
He's like I was but like times have changed.

2069
01:22:45,080 --> 01:22:48,080
I'm like I love that he's just Tom Penny being like a mayor which is cool.

2070
01:22:48,080 --> 01:22:53,080
But I'm your mayor and I won't back down and I'll stand my ground.

2071
01:22:53,080 --> 01:22:54,080
Does he sing that?

2072
01:22:54,080 --> 01:22:55,080
Yeah.

2073
01:22:55,080 --> 01:22:57,080
That's great.

2074
01:22:57,080 --> 01:23:00,080
So Kevin Costner is post manned up right?

2075
01:23:00,080 --> 01:23:04,080
And he's running and he's on his horse and he passes by this little house.

2076
01:23:04,080 --> 01:23:08,080
And the mom is like rushing her kid out because they have a letter.

2077
01:23:08,080 --> 01:23:11,080
And the kid runs out and he misses the postman.

2078
01:23:11,080 --> 01:23:13,080
And he's like holding the letter out and he's like fuck.

2079
01:23:13,080 --> 01:23:15,080
Like the little kid's like damn it I missed him.

2080
01:23:15,080 --> 01:23:18,080
And Kevin Costner looks behind him and he sees the kid holding the letter

2081
01:23:18,080 --> 01:23:24,080
and he stops his horse and he turns around and he like rides by

2082
01:23:24,080 --> 01:23:26,080
and he grabs the letter like riding fast.

2083
01:23:26,080 --> 01:23:30,080
And it's a pretty cool like I like that scene a lot.

2084
01:23:30,080 --> 01:23:34,080
Because it's like that's what because when they do later on like after 40 years

2085
01:23:34,080 --> 01:23:38,080
or whatever have passed the statue that they build of him,

2086
01:23:38,080 --> 01:23:41,080
it's that moment where he's grabbing the letter.

2087
01:23:41,080 --> 01:23:44,080
And then a man is standing there and he's like he's crying.

2088
01:23:44,080 --> 01:23:46,080
He's like that was cool.

2089
01:23:46,080 --> 01:23:47,080
How was that boy?

2090
01:23:47,080 --> 01:23:48,080
And it was like just sweet.

2091
01:23:48,080 --> 01:23:49,080
It was like cool.

2092
01:23:49,080 --> 01:23:53,080
If we do the postman movie live viewing at Glitch we got to get Hank in for that one.

2093
01:23:53,080 --> 01:23:54,080
Fuck yes we do.

2094
01:23:54,080 --> 01:23:56,080
We have an actual postman.

2095
01:23:56,080 --> 01:23:58,080
I don't think Hank wants to be a part of this.

2096
01:23:58,080 --> 01:24:01,080
That fucking all.

2097
01:24:01,080 --> 01:24:03,080
That's exactly why it will be so much fun.

2098
01:24:03,080 --> 01:24:04,080
Yeah.

2099
01:24:04,080 --> 01:24:05,080
Well shit.

2100
01:24:05,080 --> 01:24:06,080
Okay great.

2101
01:24:06,080 --> 01:24:07,080
Check out the Water World Ride.

2102
01:24:07,080 --> 01:24:10,080
Check out a book that came out 100 years ago.

2103
01:24:10,080 --> 01:24:14,080
Check out any movie that was made after it which came out just a couple years ago.

2104
01:24:14,080 --> 01:24:15,080
Yeah.

2105
01:24:15,080 --> 01:24:16,080
Oh God.

2106
01:24:16,080 --> 01:24:17,080
What was yours Mike again?

2107
01:24:17,080 --> 01:24:18,080
The Union.

2108
01:24:18,080 --> 01:24:19,080
The Union.

2109
01:24:19,080 --> 01:24:20,080
That's right.

2110
01:24:20,080 --> 01:24:21,080
Check out the rom-com action.

2111
01:24:21,080 --> 01:24:22,080
Check out the Union guys.

2112
01:24:22,080 --> 01:24:26,080
And for me yeah go check out Toronto here for now.

2113
01:24:26,080 --> 01:24:27,080
Wasn't it that roller.

2114
01:24:27,080 --> 01:24:28,080
And postman.

2115
01:24:28,080 --> 01:24:29,080
Roller blader thing.

2116
01:24:29,080 --> 01:24:30,080
Oh yeah.

2117
01:24:30,080 --> 01:24:31,080
And then just.

2118
01:24:31,080 --> 01:24:32,080
Oh jeez no.

2119
01:24:32,080 --> 01:24:33,080
No Andy.

2120
01:24:33,080 --> 01:24:34,080
No.

2121
01:24:34,080 --> 01:24:35,080
Do not hurt our.

2122
01:24:35,080 --> 01:24:36,080
Did you finish it?

2123
01:24:36,080 --> 01:24:37,080
I didn't finish it.

2124
01:24:37,080 --> 01:24:38,080
I couldn't.

2125
01:24:38,080 --> 01:24:39,080
You can't recommend it if you didn't finish it.

2126
01:24:39,080 --> 01:24:40,080
I can though.

2127
01:24:40,080 --> 01:24:44,080
I recommend the first 35 minutes of a movie called Prayer of the Roller Boys.

2128
01:24:44,080 --> 01:24:45,080
It is a corny.

2129
01:24:45,080 --> 01:24:46,080
Oh I saw you.

2130
01:24:46,080 --> 01:24:47,080
It was pretty rough.

2131
01:24:47,080 --> 01:24:48,080
I saw you post that.

2132
01:24:48,080 --> 01:24:49,080
I was like I knew you were gay.

2133
01:24:49,080 --> 01:24:50,080
It was pretty rough.

2134
01:24:50,080 --> 01:24:53,080
It's just I made Brendan watch 10 minutes of it.

2135
01:24:53,080 --> 01:24:54,080
It was bad.

2136
01:24:54,080 --> 01:24:55,080
So bad.

2137
01:24:55,080 --> 01:24:56,080
That's all you could stand.

2138
01:24:56,080 --> 01:25:00,080
I was like bro we got to do this episode and I got to go home.

2139
01:25:00,080 --> 01:25:05,080
It's post-apocalyptic with teenagers kind of like Turbo Kid but.

2140
01:25:05,080 --> 01:25:06,080
But not good.

2141
01:25:06,080 --> 01:25:07,080
Turbo Kid was great.

2142
01:25:07,080 --> 01:25:11,080
When they put him when he leaves to be on his pizza job they hand him an AR-15 and put

2143
01:25:11,080 --> 01:25:16,080
him in an armored van to go deliver a pizza somewhere and I'm like that's where they

2144
01:25:16,080 --> 01:25:17,080
gripped.

2145
01:25:17,080 --> 01:25:24,080
So a synchronized group of tan trench coat wearing clockwork orange enthusiast roller

2146
01:25:24,080 --> 01:25:29,080
blade and a perfect Mighty Ducks V down the parking garage and then a perfect line.

2147
01:25:29,080 --> 01:25:30,080
I was set.

2148
01:25:30,080 --> 01:25:33,080
But anyway that is our show.

2149
01:25:33,080 --> 01:25:34,080
That has been it.

2150
01:25:34,080 --> 01:25:35,080
We have done it.

2151
01:25:35,080 --> 01:25:36,080
Can I do it?

2152
01:25:36,080 --> 01:25:37,080
Yeah you're better at it.

2153
01:25:37,080 --> 01:25:42,080
So wait are you exiting or you're giving us all the exits?

2154
01:25:42,080 --> 01:25:43,080
No no you do all those.

2155
01:25:43,080 --> 01:25:45,080
Oh yeah you'll do the variant because you're better at it.

2156
01:25:45,080 --> 01:25:47,080
You should end it because I fucked up.

2157
01:25:47,080 --> 01:25:53,080
So with me as always is Austin as always he drove three hours to be here and we appreciate

2158
01:25:53,080 --> 01:25:55,080
him being here for it.

2159
01:25:55,080 --> 01:25:56,080
Peace.

2160
01:25:56,080 --> 01:26:01,080
With us as always is Michael we are truly lucky that he is alive and with us today he

2161
01:26:01,080 --> 01:26:04,080
had a heart attack a year ago and every day is a blessing Larson.

2162
01:26:04,080 --> 01:26:05,080
Have a great week everybody.

2163
01:26:05,080 --> 01:26:08,080
And with us as always is Brendan sing with me if you know the lyrics.

2164
01:26:08,080 --> 01:26:15,080
Shippley up to Boston.

2165
01:26:15,080 --> 01:26:16,080
Going to Boston next week.

2166
01:26:16,080 --> 01:26:18,080
And I've been your host Andy Rice.

2167
01:26:18,080 --> 01:26:19,080
Thank you.

2168
01:26:19,080 --> 01:26:20,080
We've been fried.

2169
01:26:20,080 --> 01:26:23,080
We've been rice.

2170
01:26:23,080 --> 01:26:39,080
We've been come dumpsters.