And welcome and fuck you.
I'm just angry because this fucking movie.
With me as always.
This is fried rice podcast with me as always is Austin.
I just want him to sit in front of me in a room.
I'm going to watch him quietly.
And he just starts to fucking jerk off for three hours in front of me.
I want him to look uncomfortable while he does it.
I don't want him to enjoy it.
I just want him to do it.
There.
Check me out on lemon party.
Mike Michael is a his brother's cock is enormous.
It's not that his cock is small or anything, but his brother's cock is fucking enormous.
And I love it.
Larsen.
Hey, buddy.
It's just not ready.
And we have.
And we have Brennan.
God, it's going to be tough to do this like a like a like I was going to try to do it
differently, but.
And his cock is also small simply up to Boston.
I feel like this movie was payback for repo.
And I'm Andy Rice.
My cock is enormous.
I'm all of their brothers.
Apparently there's not enough bad movies in the world.
And this is fried rice podcast.
Let's get bright.
Well, everybody, if you watched the movie this week, you'll know what all of that meant.
And if not, you're super confused.
And I'm sorry.
You watch the movie.
So you know what the fuck I'm talking about.
Hey, everyone.
How are you guys?
Good.
How's everyone's week?
Great.
All right.
Oh, I have a new enemy now in the door dashing world.
It's grocery store inventory people that just skim over and mark down that they have everything,
even though they fucking don't.
So people will send door dashes to the store for a specific thing that they don't have
knowing that the person is just going to substitute it for something else.
So the store still gets the fucking money.
So now what I've been doing is when I go and find the thing, if there's like a stack of
them somewhere, I mess up the entire stack on the shelf.
So because fuck those stock people, fuck you, do your job.
I hope you get AIDS.
Wow.
Because hopefully, you know, someone's going to get fed up with that and they're going
to fucking quit and they're going to get some new baby face in there that hopefully gives
a shit about their job.
Maybe if we're just going to be angry at people, which I think this movie is definitely all
about will be a lot nicer on our next episode.
But you know what?
Fuck everyone.
Some bitch earlier this week ordered some food and Mike here took it and accidentally
left a soda behind, which happens, but then he comes back and grabs it.
It takes fucking five minutes.
Who cares?
He comes back and he grabs it.
And on his way back, the bitch calls.
After I was already there.
After he gets there and drops the soda off at her house, a two liter Dr. Pepper, he leaves.
She calls the store and says, I don't want the soda anymore and give me a refund.
And Mike's not going to go back up there again for fucking just to grab a soda.
So she fucking stole from us.
She stole from us and fuck that bitch.
There's another bitch and not for the first time.
Yeah, not for the first time.
Plus she makes me very uncomfortable every time she comes in.
Yeah.
Oh God, she might know who.
That's a very specific thing.
Well, OK, we might lose our jobs over this, but you know what?
Fuck that bitch, dude, because she also we looked at her order list and eight out of
her last 10 orders have been free because she gets sick every time she has dominant
sick.
And then she eats it, she gets sick, quote unquote, and then she eats the whole thing
and then she calls one eight hundred dominoes or whatever.
And she talks to corporate and she tells them what's up because we I mean, did you tell
her to stop watching repo?
I tell her to watch it every day.
That's your punishment.
Yeah.
Well, so yeah, we're all angry.
We're all bitter.
Any other angry shit?
Anyone want to get off their chest?
Yeah, I didn't get to ride Mario.
That's universal.
That sucks.
I thought that was just out of the blue.
Yeah, that's a ride.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
I wanted to.
It's Peach's job.
It is Peach's job to ride Mario.
It's because he knows how to hit the box.
I'll punch that box.
I saw Austin's brain catch up in real time on that one and I loved it.
Peaches, why do you always make me eat the mushroom?
Ding ding ding ding.
You got to get bigger.
Ding.
Oh, yeah, that's good.
That's why you always make me eat the mushroom.
Sorry, I stepped on your joke.
And the Waterworld live show is better than the movie.
Boom.
I was literally just listening to Rogan with Adam Ray on there and they were just talking
to like, that movie was a huge flop.
I'm like, well, I mean, they made money, but for the budget, yeah, it's considered a flop.
But they're like, the ride is better.
The show is better.
So much better.
Like, cool, maybe someone's going to start with all the people watching Joe Rogan and
just like searching about every fucking thing they talk about.
Maybe our fucking podcast will get like a slight bump off of that.
That'd be nice.
Yeah, because who has in the last few weeks talked about Waterworld?
Probably only a couple hundred YouTubers.
So we're in a small.
We were about 95 percent of the people was us talking about it.
Yeah, I know that it's fun.
I feel like we do.
We have to be the only people sometimes that are reviewing a movie.
There's no way that anyone else reviewed No Escape 1994, the week that we did, or even
recently.
You know what I mean?
But then I go online and I see that book review guy.
I'm just picking random ass books.
And this guy is a book ahead of me the whole time.
I'm not following his path, but I picked three books that he also reviewed in a row.
What the fuck is going on?
We had a fun time in Seligman last week.
Oh, yeah.
Well, we did until until after the show.
At least Andy, we we did the podcast on on the book Tender is the Flesh.
And then fucking Jesse drunk walks in and just sits in on the pot.
He's like, what are we talking about?
Huh?
Tender is the Farts.
What's up?
Yeah, yeah.
He was a real Mark Norman, but like an uninvited Mark.
Mark Norman's great.
I'm guessing Mark Norman always an uninvited Mark Norman.
Sometimes you want him there.
But fuck.
I mean, this is like one of those things where he sat down.
We were talking about because they call him heads of meat.
And so we're like, all right.
So he brought the head over and just like, oh, hey, what are we talking about?
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, whoa, that's good.
Yeah.
So that was something I'm going to have to cut Seligman from that episode.
Seligman is like a big tour, obviously big touristy spot.
Every time we do a show there, we meet some foreigners and it was this German chick.
And there's this whole party.
The other one went home.
We were just talking to the one with Sean.
Which one went at the Airbnb next to the venue when it came there and everyone was partying
around us and just me and Sean talking to this German chick about books and smart people
stuff.
The chick that took off with Sean after y'all went in.
Sean never took off with the girl.
Do not fucking put that into the universe.
What the fuck are you doing right now?
I told Mike, I told Mike in Pasco, I was like, oh, yeah, because Sean was talking to one
of the German girls.
And when they noticed that our podcast was going on, they left to give us like privacy
to do our podcast.
And if you just watch the video, it does look like they're walking off together.
But I, but they obviously weren't, they just walked in front of a glass door that we were
all looking at them the whole time.
And then it was him and Jesse and then other girls talking to them.
So yeah, the way I, okay.
But also we do call it out, I think during the show or at least that night we called
it out.
He said something, he, it's on there.
He mentions it.
He gives me a hard time about saying anything about it.
Sean always gives you a hard time.
It's so entertaining.
That's why.
But here's the thing.
No, no, no.
Here's the thing for the record, Sean, for the record, Sean, listen, bitch, why don't
you say this Saturday?
Like say you're in the safety of your home.
Cause he's not here yet.
Cause he's on a podcast.
I didn't think of it.
I didn't think of it until the car ride home.
Sean, first off, I wasn't trying to hook up with any German chicks that night.
So you coming at me with dating advice being like, I've been with my girl for 13 years.
I know what I'm talking about.
I'm like, bitch, I've been with, okay, that doesn't even matter who I've been with, but
just know that I wasn't trying to hook up.
So I wasn't dropping the ball.
I wasn't fumbling the play.
I was just being a guy that didn't want to hook up with anyone.
So I was talking to a chick and when she left, that was the natural conclusion to meeting
a new friend and having a few conversations.
We're trying to get in her pants.
So Sean, I didn't do anything wrong and you didn't need it.
Cause he calls me out in the podcast.
So if you listen to that tender is the flesh episode, you'll know.
So when he uploads it in eight weeks, we have a bunch of stuff coming by the way.
We were talking, we were talking before the podcast, me, Sean, and this girl, and she's
like very smart.
We talked about books, Faulkner, shit like that, or just very intelligent conversation.
Meanwhile, I wait, hold on, I came out and I literally hear, uh, I see Austin.
He's like, yeah, totally Faulkner.
And he was like, totally like, uh, he was being so douchey with the Faulkner stuff.
I was not, I didn't sound like that.
You sounded like every pretentious college snob guy that's trying to hook up.
Wait, wait, wait.
That's what I sound like when I'm drunk.
That was pretty awesome.
You sound like the guy in orange County.
What's that?
Like Colin Hanks in orange County.
Like the guy that Matt Damon beats up in, uh, in goodwill hunting.
I don't watch movies like that.
How do you like them apples?
That guy.
Well, somebody's fucking mad.
Somebody was fucking upset that night.
What weren't you Andy?
Who hurt you?
Trying to fuck that German.
I can't, let me finish the goddamn story though.
Cause it comes out.
Me, Sean, a German girl, Marie.
She was great.
Uh, have just having an intelligent conversation, books, uh, traveling, shit like that.
Smart conversation.
Meanwhile, all these people just smoking and drinking and just fucking, and we're just
sitting like right here, like right in front of the door.
And I was like, you know what?
Like, what's something if I do go to Germany, I don't know if I ever will, what should I
not miss?
And she was going, Oh, as you know, there's this, that there's these sex clubs and there's
this like, there's these clubs, it's crazy.
Sometimes you see people having sex in the middle of the club.
And I'm like, I was talking about a place to get a schnitzel or something, but I mean,
all right, like maybe, uh, maybe, maybe I'll just go watch schnitzel get pounded.
And I mean, it's fair.
It's same thing almost.
And uh, then we talked more.
It was a great conversation.
She walked back to her hotel.
It was like right around the corner.
And uh, as soon as she left, I was just completely disinterested in anything else that was going
on.
There was like hot chicks hanging out at the party drinking and shit.
And I'm like, Oh, you bitches are dumb.
It sounds like you dropped the ball big time because she's standing there telling you if
a girl tells you that she goes to sex clubs, she's also German.
That's like, they have, they have orange juice commercials with lesbians and doldos and shit.
I want to say if a German girl walks up and says, uh, says, have you heard of the sex
club?
That is their way of just saying good morning or good evening.
He has a point.
It's just, it's their way.
It's their house.
The weather.
Uh, I will say this though, stick it in my asshole.
That means good night.
It's good.
So, uh, but I did get her Instagram.
So yeah, all of us did.
Most of it book stuff.
Yeah.
All of us.
Okay.
God damn it.
We all got it.
Shoot.
We all got it too.
A couple of notes.
One, there were two German girls.
Uh, Susie's the other one.
It's like I got both of them.
I got rejected by both of them.
So fuck you.
You say rejected, but, uh, the other one didn't even give me your Instagram.
No, I got both of them.
Uh, I thought you were reaching for your phone when he said you said rejected.
I was going to show you.
Look at this.
I don't want to give away because we've mentioned them, but no, we're such a small podcast.
Who gives a fuck?
These chicks are graffiti artists in their, in their gangster gangster.
Like we meet them, we're hanging out with them.
They're like, you know, we, we, we have, we have respectable professions.
We do normal shit.
I'm not going to say what they do so that authorities can't pin them down too much,
but uh, they, they're like, yeah, we do a normal ass job that you wouldn't expect them
to then on the weekends or nights or whatever, go and just tag fucking just go tag shit.
Uh, I don't want to say what her tag is because I think it would also give away, but, uh,
she has a very distinct one.
It's very fucking cool.
Uh, so this looks too low.
What's that?
Okay.
Everybody just be better.
You were the only one talking.
Then I need to get better.
Secondly, the rest of the people weren't dumb.
They were, they were fun to be around compared to you were in Seligman.
The rest of the people were not going to shit on Seligman.
I loved it there.
I had a great time.
The bartender chick was cool.
She had Jojo Siwa energy and a Southern draw.
She was cool with Jojo's Lee.
Now we know your definition of cool.
I just wanted to say that case.
She listens and she'll be real pissed cause she didn't like it when I told her to her
face and she's certainly not going to like it.
And I put it on this podcast.
The black cat bar dude in Seligman.
It's fun.
It's great.
You can catch us hopefully twice next year, a spring and a winter show.
I wasn't saying everyone in Seligman was dumb.
Mike said that, but I was just saying after the intelligent conversation we had, like
the really nice like combo that wasn't just fueled by booze and pot.
After that was over, I was like, I'm not interested in any of this anymore.
Honestly, I just can't wait for everyone to start leaving so I can go to sleep because
I had to sleep in a rolly bed in the kitchen.
Oh shit.
Sounds like pretentious.
You didn't go to sleep that night.
I got my own room last time, so I had no problem with it.
And then fucking Jesse ate all the goddamn pansies that Anthony's lovely wife made for
all of us.
The potatoes.
Oh, those are really good.
We went into, we had an Airbnb.
We did the podcast there.
We did a couple, a couple of them.
But that Airbnb also must have been rented by the bug population of Seligman.
I think they also, we double booked because when we went in there, there wasn't a moment
I looked anywhere that there wasn't a bug.
There was, when I lifted the backpack out of the podcast, a spider just crawls off my
backpack and goes across the table.
I lay down on the couch.
I'm looking up.
I see fuck 10, 15 just mosquitoes and moths just flying around.
I see spiders crawling around.
I go to the bathroom.
There's two cockroaches fucking right in the right in front of the toilet.
You did not spend the night.
I'm assuming they, everyone told me because I was drinking that I couldn't leave at like
three or four in the morning when I was like, it's always the weather.
It's a long fucked up highway back home.
Uh, so I, you must not have been like guarding the door, like shut the door, shut the door.
Nope.
And as people walk in and out, you can't do that at an Airbnb.
That's crazy.
That's a crazy.
You could do it in your own home.
Bugs everywhere though.
Yeah, sure.
And you get bugs everywhere and this is what happens.
I lived in a living hell.
I spent, so I, I laid down and I fucking, I, I was tired enough that I got like an hour
or two, but that was it.
I woke up naturally from an hour or two.
Now that you have speakers, all these speakers, you should take one next time to the Airbnb
and just put it by the door with like a motion sensor recording of you shut the door.
As soon as, as soon as they open it.
That's not a bad idea.
I could make that my doorbell.
It'll work.
It's like, it's like, instead of ding dong, it's like, when you come in, shut the fucking
door.
She's okay.
Grandpa, like dude, my grandpa did this.
Y'all is like, close the fucking door.
We're not air conditioning the outside.
He'll fight over that.
Like close the refrigerator.
We're not refrigerating the house.
Like if you have it open for more than three seconds, you better know exactly what you
want to get and get it all in one opening.
Like maybe you'd make, get some shit to make sandwich.
Oh, mustard.
And then you open it again.
Flip the fuck out.
I like to open it and stare.
I mean, that's a waste.
Look for something.
No, he's okay.
Here's the way I see it.
No, no, no.
Here's the way I see it.
Whoever pays the bill.
No, no, no.
Sure.
I live here alone.
So if I, if I stand there with the fridge and the freezer open and, and I want to just
stand there and concoct a whole recipe for 20 minutes, I'm allowed to.
But if somebody else came over and just started like just browsing my, well, first off that
would be allowed.
I fucking lived there and I was family.
I did not have a key.
I did.
Your grand kid.
That's low.
I did not have a key to the house.
You know what happens if I worked late and got home and they were sleeping or weren't
there?
I slept on the fucking goddamn porch in the cold.
That's fucked up.
In the cold.
Where'd you grow up?
Fuck it.
It's cold at night.
Where?
Andy.
Where?
Everywhere.
No.
You think it's hot at night ever?
Did you grow up in Arizona?
In the fucking winter time.
In the cold, in the dead of winter.
That's a perfect answer.
That's freezing.
High 60s.
Freezing.
It's not fucking snowing yet.
It can still be cold and not snow, Andy.
If my niece and nephew came over, they're the low family I think that I have right now.
Okay, defend him beating my grandma.
Now too.
You defend his...
Okay.
You can't throw a 180 at me and it just makes me paint me like a villain.
But did she leave the refrigerator open?
Yeah.
I mean, yeah.
Mike cut the bit.
Did he beat your grandma?
Yeah.
He was hell abusive.
Is he dead now?
Yeah.
And it's a great, wonderful fucking thing.
And he's in hell and it's not cold down there.
Yeah.
He's getting fucked in the ass by the devil in hell right now.
I bet whoever's torturing him has the fridge open in the back.
You know, there's still people that are going to say, there's still people that are going
to say because he's a Vietnam veteran that it's, hey, you stole...
No.
You're less than nothing.
I don't care.
Oh, I...
Yeah.
What's that?
I was going to say, I think you're allowed to be...
Well, you're only as good as your last whatever.
So if you are...
So if I was like Neil Armstrong and I land on the moon, I go into hiding after that.
No one ever hears from me again.
I'm Neil Armstrong.
I'm the guy that landed on the moon.
Boom.
Go down in history, right?
But like, yeah.
So if you're a Vietnam vet, you go to war.
The moment you start beating your fucking wife, you lose all the points you got for
war stuff.
Yeah.
Now you're a wife beater.
Plus it's Vietnam war.
Like hero shit.
Could at least be a good war.
Yeah.
Like, taking a...
Dude, one guy told me that he, during the war, he opened up a hatch and there was like
20, 30 villagers in a hole and he was ordered to flame throw her in the fucking hole and
he killed all of them.
Just burned them alive.
So like, I mean, were we doing heroic shit in Vietnam?
Didn't we just start a war for like no fucking reason and then kill a bunch of their people
and then lose a bunch of our people for no fucking...
Like pointless, senseless war?
So I don't know.
Yeah.
I mean, I respect that.
Well, it depends on where your stocks are, but yes.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, that's right.
We needed money.
One of the government contractors or all of them needed money because big war always needs
money.
Big war?
That's what it is.
It's big war.
That's the biggest company there is and it's where we make the most money.
How much do missiles and planes cost?
Like we're building a hundred million dollar fucking fighter jets.
They're saying drones is changing that.
I like big industry anything.
That's just funny.
Do you know how like swingers, it's like their symbol is the pineapple.
Don't you think that was planted there by big pineapple?
Yeah.
Dole.
Big Dole.
Bob Dole.
Bob Dole of the Dole's.
Yeah.
I just watched, well, I mean, I've known this for a while, but yeah, you know how we just
basically just took Hawaii?
Like we went to Hawaii.
We surrounded the castle with like Marines.
We forced the queen out.
We said, sign over Hawaii.
Like, and this was like within living memory.
Mike was alive.
I think when this happened.
I was not alive.
We got the rock out of it.
Yeah.
But we got the rock.
That's true.
But you know who was behind that?
You know, who's a big part of that whole fucking thing happening was Dole.
Dole.
Sure.
The pineapple guy.
We got the roll, the rock and pineapples dude.
Fuck yeah.
Swinger culture and wrestling.
You can only, I wish they had more places you can get Dole whips though.
The only place I've heard you can get them.
They have it at Lighthouse Lounge if you fucking come down there on a Tuesday night.
I don't even know what it is.
We have Todd Royce coming out.
I'll be there September 4th.
I've already taken the day off of work.
That's the Todd Royce show.
I know.
Come check us out.
I think this will be out before then.
Now that I didn't know there was Dole whip, now I know there's Dole whip.
They have multiple flavors of Dole whip too.
What?
Yeah.
What would be other flavors?
Is vanilla?
They have like a pineapple one, a mango one.
I think they even have a lime one.
Do they have alcohol in them?
I'm sure you can get it that way.
Okay, well.
If you ask, they're like all buddies of mine.
They've been my bartenders, like my main bartenders at like three different bars.
What is a Dole whip?
It's like a fucking ice cream whip fucking deal.
It's pineapple and vanilla ice cream mixed together.
They have it at Disneyland.
Yeah, that's where it's most famous.
You've got to check in on your phone to wait for Dole whip.
They have alcoholic versions at Disneyland now.
Oh.
Yeah.
If you go to the-
I haven't seen it.
The Tiki Tiki room.
I haven't been in a while.
What's the-
Tiki Tiki room.
You go to the Tiki Tiki room.
That's where Dole whip is.
I think you can get a Dole whip in the Tiki Tiki room line, which is a shorter way to
get one and you get to see the Tiki.
So if you're going to do Tiki Tiki room, that's when you get your Dole whip.
Yeah.
But I think, I didn't know they had an app, but that makes sense because the line is always
one of the longest lines.
I think if there's-
Well, now you got to check in for everything.
My dad was pissed about these.
I'm going to check in on my fucking phone for Dole whip because he's been there since that
whole area in front of where California Adventure is.
That used to just be a parking lot and he lived right down the street.
He went there fucking just every day.
He just knows he's a fucking historian.
He's like, this didn't used to be here.
This used to be that.
He remembers everything.
Is your dad a big Disney guy?
He happened to live there.
So that was just one thing.
He spent a night, or not a night, but he got put in the Disneyland jail when he was 14
because he was leaving Disneyland and he saw his friend behind the gate and he hopped over
just to go say hi to his friend.
They put him in a fucking, they grabbed him like he was trying to sneak in and put him
in the fucking Disney jail.
Is it decorated?
Why is it Disney jail?
Yeah, what happened in there?
It's like, it's just where they, like if you get fucking drunk at the cantina or something
and fight somebody-
Oh, sure, if you fight someone or if you fucking try to bring a weapon or-
And then the police will come and deal with you from there.
But they just made him write an apology letter thing.
There's a weird movie that some dude filmed illegally at Disneyland.
He secretly filmed it.
He had like little hidden cameras on him.
Yeah, it was Exit Through the Gift Shop.
Exit Through the Gift Shop.
Is that it?
Yeah, because he was following all these graffiti artists like Shepard Fairey and Banksy and
stuff and him and Banksy went into Disneyland.
They had an inflatable man and they dressed it like a Guantanamo Bay inmate because this
is when that was happening and they went to Thunder Mountain and he put it on this fence.
He walked through the bushes and set it up near the fence so it was like a detainee all
tied up to the thing right outside of Thunder Mountain.
And then he got out of frame and you just see this Guantanamo Bay detainee and then
the fucking Thunder Mountain roller coaster goes by.
And yeah, the security caught the one guy, Banksy got out, Scott Free.
They caught the guy and they told them to delete all the footage and he just pretended
to delete it all or he deleted some bullshit so that's how they even have the footage.
That's dope but not what I was talking about.
That's cool.
I didn't know there was two illegal Disney movies.
The one I'm talking about is a guy did an actual story scripted, loosely scripted movie
where it's about a grown man and remember this is like film so everything he's always
acting and shit is like someone is filming him and the other person he's acting with
is like wife or whatever, like in line, talking, having conversations and stuff but they're
like secretly filming it so it's all like Gonzo style filming.
And the story's weird because it's him, he's with his wife and kids at Disneyland but then
he sees some 13, 14 year old girl in line and he kind of starts half stalking her through
the park and like weirdly making eye contact with her.
What website was this on, Pornhub?
I don't know if it was ever released.
It was me you guys.
Is that what you're going to tell us Andy?
Check out the first iteration of Fried Rice podcast.
I'm sorry I keep interrupting, I just don't like where this is going.
No I don't even know how it ends because it's so hard to watch.
I think it's black and white, it's weirdly filmed, you can barely hear shit, it's like
not a good film but I think the fact that he filmed it or he did an entire film inside
Disneyland without them knowing, pretty cool.
Like that's the coolness of it.
But alright well that was a long.
You can tell we've been trying as hard as possible not to talk about this movie.
No listen we'll get into it.
Another movie not shot in Disneyland.
First off, what are we smoking?
Just get real quick, what'd you bring?
So what I packed to start us out is Sticky is the brand, Pink Lambo, it's a sativa.
It tastes good.
First time I tried it.
Also brought.
Hold that mic a little closer.
Jeter's Baby Cannons, a three pack.
I got the Goober which is a hybrid.
Goober?
That's in a white jar, I've never seen the white cannon jar.
Yeah I haven't either, that's why it's solventless.
We'll do that for tree house.
Which we don't film our episodes concurrently so you don't know what that means audience.
Not yet at least.
I brought all my stuff that I normally have, baby jeter's and stuff, you guys have been
there, done that.
Alright so let's get into the movie.
Now I hear Mike the whole week is saying it's very dark depressing.
So okay, this is Only God Forgives 2013 Ryan Gosling.
Sort of, it's Ryan Gosling sort of.
How is it not Ryan Gosling?
Model Ryan Gosling.
It's like a model, they could have stood him in a corner and just filmed him standing there
not talking.
Oh okay, alright.
It's just a statue Ryan Gosling.
Alright well then I feel like this is where we're.
He looked hot.
Yeah he looked hot, but.
He looked great.
I think we're going to, this is where maybe sides are chosen.
I thought he did great.
I thought he acted very well.
And I know that standing there doing nothing may seem like it's not good acting, but I
feel like it's hard to portray like serious stoic silence in a way with gravity.
Well no, all you do is you stare blankly into the middle distance and look kind of like
you forgot something on the stove.
That's not what I saw, but okay.
Everybody acts like that, like there's all these slow parts where they're just standing
there, they stare at each other for about five to ten seconds and then they say something
and then it's quiet for another ten seconds and it's like clearly like an artsy kind of
like.
Let's see if we can do the podcast like that.
Okay, well, this is not a movie, this is a podcast.
If we were filming it dramatically with the lighting that they had, yeah maybe.
Podcast.
If you stood right behind those beams of light and I only saw fractions of like split of
your face and then we stood there and then on the opposite side of the room, those slants
of light were hitting Brennan in a completely different view.
Like neon red and blue and purple.
Yeah, if we didn't use movie lighting, if we just use regular basic lighting, which
is what they did in this movie.
The cinematography was great.
I enjoyed the cinematography.
The cinematography is amazing.
Yeah, I enjoyed that for sure.
Mike, they did such intricate shots.
Two shots with lights.
No.
In this movie.
Okay, well argue with the director.
What do you mean?
There were two shots done with movie lighting in this movie, the entire rest of the movie's
natural lighting.
Then they chose their, they chose their shit well because it looks good.
Okay, well.
When they break up the silence artsiness with karaoke, which was nice.
Lots of many times.
That's an interesting description.
After every, after every murder karaoke or arm chopped off or something.
Eric karaoke.
Yeah.
So we see like an okay fight in the beginning and we know that he has like a boxing gym
or whatever.
Then we, when we cut to him and his brother and they're paying the guy and then his brother
like get that all that nice dramatic like silence and his brother's like time to meet
the devil.
Is that what he says?
Like go meet the devil or whatever.
Yeah.
I, so he then goes and tries to get a 14 year old, right?
Like he's straight up about to give a daughter, like bring her out here.
Then he goes out and he just starts beating the shit out of those prostitutes.
When he first says that and you're just like, okay, is he like a cop trying to bust it?
Cause you're still in the very beginning.
You just got confused by everything.
And now you see this guy doing this.
You're like, okay, either he's a cop trying to get this guy busted or he's just a piece
of shit or both.
Yeah.
When he, I did think that in the first, when we first saw him ask for a 14 year old girl,
I thought, yeah, he might be a cop.
But then, yeah, right.
When he starts beating them up, you realize, oh no, he's just a genuinely piece of shit
guy.
But then he, well, but then I, but I put, now that's a likable main character.
And then he walks by that girl and just stares at her for a really long time, about five
to 10 seconds.
Yeah.
And then you're like, oh, this is going to happen now.
But then we, so we meet the, the bad ass, the main character, the detective.
Uh, I think he's the main character.
I know Ryan Gosling is that we see more of him, but I feel like that we're following
the detective story of vengeance and like, I don't know.
He's like duty, I guess duty, I guess, duty, vengeance.
It's like fucking bad ass.
Yeah.
And he, when the fat guy, so when the, I don't know why the brother stayed after beating,
raping and killing the, the prostitute.
I don't know why he stayed.
Maybe they caught up to him already, but like the cops were there.
They let the father of the girl who got raped, he's the fucking brothers covered in blood,
dead 16 year old prostitute on the floor.
The dad's there.
Like that was fucking cool.
And then when it cuts back and we just see what was left of the brother, Oh God, that
was like fucking gross.
Remember in glorious bastards where they shoot Hitler and they just keep shooting him.
They just keep shooting.
Like that guy's face looked like that.
Yeah.
It was almost ultra overkill fuck, which I get, but then you're, but then after that,
after he let him kill the fucking guy, he's like, all right, you got your revenge.
But the whole reason this happened is because you sold your daughter as a prostitute.
So now I've got to cut off your hands duty, vengeance, right?
I love it.
That detective guy, he doesn't miss in this movie.
It doesn't do wrong.
That's what leads me to the theory I read online about this movie, about like what things
represent this detective.
His name is Chang Chang, Chang, Chang, but Chang is God essentially.
He's the one who forgives.
Chang represents God.
These are theories, right?
Yeah.
There's just theories about what the director talked about.
You did a behind the scenes.
Does he talk about what any of the, any of the fucking shit means?
Did you have to translate it from time?
He did not.
And he didn't, they asked him and he did not on purpose.
So purpose.
Okay.
Cause one of my notes here is, uh, fuck, I'm going to have to watch a YouTube on what
any of this fucking shit means.
Aren't I?
Cause like at some, because when he's like, is that his girlfriend, like is he actually
okay?
Let me put it this way.
I think he's trying to stop prostitution.
He's trying to get to the father like through, like you're the one that did this to your
daughters by making themselves themselves.
The one thing he said in his interview that made no sense to me is you have to watch drive
to understand this.
And I'm like, I don't know.
I haven't watched drive in a while though.
I think I've never seen drive.
I know there's like, there's a Bronx, I think is another movie that this director made and
drive he directed like three other ones.
I'm going to probably watch drive after this.
At one point we, I, we haven't gotten to the part where the mom enters yet, but when we
meet the mom and trust me, there's a lot to unpack there.
Um, she says that, uh, what's his name?
Jacob Joseph, uh, the brother.
Yeah.
The brother that died.
Ryan Gosling.
Wasn't it Bobby?
Julien.
She says that Julien is crazy, obsessed with this brother and comes up with paranoid delusions.
I think that's the truth.
I think that's the only line of this movie that's true.
And I think that when the mom sits down and meets his girlfriend that he is bringing a
prostitute to, and she says that that little come dumpster.
Yeah.
I think that's not real.
I think that when she says there, when she says like, how much can that little come dumpster
hold your brother's cock is enormous.
Yours is super small.
I think that's him imagining the whole fucking thing in his head.
And I think he's having paranoid delusions.
Cause I think he, he's insane.
And I think I got that vibe.
When she said that, everything started snapping to place.
Cause think about it.
Every time we see him just moseying around, he's in a maze like situation.
He doesn't know where the fuck he's going.
He's reaching into the, into like the blackness.
He doesn't like, I feel like he.
He's always at that strip club.
Yeah.
So we're seeing this from the point of view of a crazy person.
I think so.
The whole movie.
I think so.
And I think when he, that's why.
All those things happening are his hallucinations.
Yeah.
And I think it makes sense that some are just more, some things are just more subtle than
others.
Yeah.
That one's just kind of like, Oh, it's a cool little artsy.
Oh no, no, he's crazy.
He's imagining all that.
He just.
So the mom's not Sarsapalm Lannister.
That's kind of the vibe I got too.
But it's, it's, it's definitely one of those movies where it's hard to tell if it's reality
or not reality.
And I think that's why they chose to do the certain lighting and also why he won't explain
any of it.
Why he won't explain it.
Cause he wants it open to interpretation.
It makes sense that, uh, Brian Gosling killed his fucking own dad and then just took off
the Bangkok swore off violence.
That's what I'm saying.
That when she says like he killed his own father and that's why he had to leave the
country.
So she's like the father and her connected, right?
Like they're, they're criminal.
They're criminal.
She's still kind of protecting.
Yeah.
Because it's her son.
She hates that he killed her, her husband.
He hates, she hates that he won't now go kill the guy that killed her son.
Her other son, even though her other son did something bad, but like what now all of a
sudden Ryan Reynolds or Ryan Gosling has morals.
Like he's, he's not the crazy killer that she like needs him to be when she needs him
to be it.
So like, I do think a lot of her anger directed towards him is real.
Cause when the, when they leave the, the, the prostitute chick or whatever, she's like,
why do you let her treat you like that?
But there wasn't enough indignation of what was happening.
I think the mom did mispronounce her name a couple of times and that's why she said
it's mine, not me.
But I don't think she said you little cum dumpster or whatever.
Cause like there wasn't any reaction from the chick whatsoever.
But also when she's by herself, she's a bitch too.
It's not even his hallucination.
When she goes to that other people, she goes to that hotel, which those aren't hotel rooms.
Those are fucking apartments.
She's fucking loaded.
And she's like, this fucking bitch said I can't have my room right now.
She's a Karen for sure.
She's a super Karen and she gets her way, but I don't know.
I, she's a drug lord.
That's what I'm saying.
Like she's bad, but I, I do think that Ryan Gosling's character is imagining a lot of
this and that's why I like, I think he gets this weird sense of like, why does he challenge
the detective to fight that?
I didn't understand.
I loved the fight.
I love that whole scene.
I love that Ryan Gosling lost hard.
That was the best scene in the movie.
Yeah.
And he spends the rest of the movie looking like Ryan's sloppily.
Yeah, there we go.
But I just don't, I just, my whole opening notes is just like, man, he, he fucked like,
what?
He fucked that up.
What did I put?
He fucked that up.
Anyway, girl masturbating while being tied up.
Hot.
Yeah.
I put tied chair diddle.
Yeah.
I'm into that.
If I ever found a whorehouse that, well, we don't even, but I do like that fantasy.
I put the, at that point in the movie, I put no one's talking and they walk slow.
Is this the quiet place universe?
Yeah.
Like it just kind of felt like that.
Except for the karaoke bar.
Except for the karaoke.
Yeah.
So much polite karaoke.
Just everybody quietly, not drinking, not doing anything, staring.
They're not even, I don't even think people move.
There's some people smoking.
I thought somewhere it's going to zoom in on someone's mouth and it's going to say rosebud.
Yeah.
Trying to be all extra artsy.
He turns on the sink and the blood comes out.
Like I love just kind of weird and all the, yeah, the lighting, all the neon blue and
red and just the architecture of like set design, all that stuff.
I don't know.
I kind of got obsessed with this movie a little bit.
There's not a whole lot of info out there on it.
This movie made me miss Mandy.
I said it made me miss terrifying.
It's actually in my notes.
This movie made you miss Mandy.
See I look, I'm with Austin on this.
I'll, I mean, I'll, I'll do my grade now.
It's a B plus.
I feel like this is a strong, I'm giving it, I'm giving it a new, another new rating.
God tier.
Oh shit.
Only God tier.
God tier.
I love it.
All right.
I feel like if you like this movie now, Andy, you need to rewatch Mandy at that one and
a half times speed.
How often does a movie make you want to watch other movies by that director?
I know drive Bronx and I think it's all drives this whole time.
I've tried watching.
I see all the memes about it, everyone wants that drive jacket.
I know that's kind of a tough watch though.
It's, it's like this where it's, it's slow.
Like this movie is only an hour and a half, but it feels like forever.
It's calm.
It's like so calm until crazy shit happens and whatever that a few people get their arms
chopped off a store gets shot up and that's pretty much it as far as like insane action.
Yeah.
But like that little bit during the compared to the rest of the movie, it makes those intense.
What it does.
This would be the movie, this would be the kind of movie to see in an IMAX theater with,
you know, or, or even like the big dome theaters they have where you just get the whole visual
experience and like that way you kind of see the actual study.
I have a really good TV, like not as big as a little, a little smaller than this one wall
mounted.
I got a brand new Sony system.
That's like HD connected into it, everything.
But I had to watch this movie with the light on so I could take notes and that kind of
upset that I did.
So I have to wait a little bit, but I can't just watch a movie back to back the same week
or anything.
It's always trippy as fuck.
It's dark.
It's violent.
But like, because you get, it's weird.
Did you guys ever see Mother?
That Darren air?
I tried to watch Mother.
I made it through maybe 30 minutes.
Okay.
Cause that movie, a little bit of a spoiler, but at one point, like, I don't know, sometimes
the ultra violence sticks with you in such a way where you're like, that's just a good
movie because it was so violent.
Right?
And I only remember Mother as being something that's going to stick with me forever because
at one point they take a baby and the mass of people that are there to get a hold of
the baby and just start ripping it piece from piece and eating it.
Because like, there, I mean, well, there's a bunch of, I guess there's no real reason
for it.
It's Christ.
If you really want to get into the analogy of the whole thing, it's, but the, they literally,
I mean, you see him rip apart a baby and eat it and shit and it's so dark and there's so
many dark, like, there's, there's a bunch of people on their knees with hoods over their
heads all like hands tied behind their back.
There's just a woman casually just walking by and just shooting them all in the head
while doing like some biblical speeches, so many dark things.
And that's why I like, I like that movie because it's like, I remember just being so visceral
and sticking with you.
Right?
And that's the vibe I get here.
Cause now it's like, I think about that guy getting his come up into the brother for raping
that chick and I'm like, fuck yeah.
That was dope.
But my takes a little different in that it's like the world's most violent game of charades.
Ha, no one's talking.
This whole movie.
Yeah, that's good.
That guy gets killed at the hotbox stand.
The guy that first gets his hand chopped off.
Yeah.
And then after that, there's like this weird mom son side by side, like at the strip club
or something.
Yeah.
I was like, why is the mom there watching her son at the strip?
Like, is she watching him or is she somewhere else?
Yeah, but then he cuts to the muscular dudes.
He flips the fuck out too.
Yeah, she's watching the magic mic.
She's not watching him at the prostitute place or whatever.
Might've been a sign that they're just both not great people.
Yeah.
When the mom dies, cause the guy, the detective guy gets her at the very end and slices, like
very cool, he slices her open.
I love that.
When Ryan Reynolds finds her, he just sticks her hand, his hand inside her.
And I put, I put cool blood fisting his own mother.
That's how you know you're watching a cool movie.
I like when he goes to the club and then he like ace Ventura leg stabs that guy.
He just stabs him in one.
Oh yeah.
And he stabs, I just kept thinking of ace Ventura.
Just ah, ah.
That's funny.
I didn't think about that.
I, I wish he, I liked that with the detective getting the chopsticks.
Finding the guy.
Yeah.
With the chopsticks.
Before that.
Yeah.
Ice pigs and then a knife and then a bigger knife.
He goes, he progressively works his way up the, cuts his eyes out or like cuts, like
slices his eyeballs open.
Dude, fucking bad.
That detective guy.
And he only says a handful of fucking words this whole time.
I don't think, barely, he says like, hardly said anything.
Yeah.
Well, when he interrogates that person, he sings.
Someone told him actions speak louder than words and he took that way to heart.
Oh, I love his little, uh, old, cause he's older too, which I like.
He's like, gotta be in his forties or fifties, right?
Maybe fifties.
Cause he's an older, older ish guy.
I will say his singing is terrible though.
What?
It's so bad.
It's bad.
Are you, are you including the credits roll?
I mean, I don't know if, if that's how a good singing sounds in with Taiwanese.
I liked it.
I don't know.
I mean, I actually didn't mind his singing.
I liked the music.
It's personal preference, I guess.
I, I liked those scenes.
They were nice little breaks.
I liked the scenes.
It's the, remember when we, didn't we watch Willie's wonderland?
You know how every time he did a super violent act against the machines, he went and like
had that break room break or whatever.
That's what we got in this.
It was like ultra violence, moody nothingness, and then polite karaoke.
And then more of that torture, polite karaoke with women, with, with beautifully dressed
dolls, I guess, like women, like so many cool, where was this taking place by the way?
Thailand, Thailand.
Okay.
Bangkok.
So many cool, like it's weird because being a white American guy in his thirties or close
to forties, you can't go to Thailand without everybody thinking you're going there to fuck
children.
Right?
Like that's what, like the-
Just fucking general.
That's a question for Anthony Mitchell.
That's not true anymore.
I think that used to be true, but nowadays I've seen a lot of travel guides to Thailand
now.
Dude, I've only-
With the, on the food stuff.
It's yeah, there's a lot of food.
I want to go there to food.
I think it's Cambodia is the one you're thinking of.
Dude, I don't know.
I know a guy that told me that he used to go to Thailand just once a year and I was
like, why?
And he would skirt around the issue, but I knew why.
Like he would be like, well, cause rules are a little different out there when it comes
to what you can do with whorehouses.
And I was like, okay, well that's-
Apparently you could kill the women.
Was this the guy who had the pen pal?
No, no.
With Timothy McVeigh?
No, that's a different guy.
I know a lot of, I've met a lot of shitty people and then I started a podcast with three
of them.
I mean, I'm pretty sure you could fuck anything in Thailand.
It's not just the worst thing you could fuck.
Oh, like in Seligman.
That's the land of lady boys, isn't it?
Thailand.
Yeah, there's that too.
I think that's why he asked in that first scene, are they real women?
Like, you know.
Oh, that's true.
Yeah.
When we did our show in Seligman, one of our guys, Hank, was doing some crowd work and
he came across the most Western drunk guy you've ever seen in your fucking life, Birch
is his name.
And then they called the bar the Birch Church, or the Church of Birch, because he's there
every fucking night.
It looks like he's always drunk.
He's a little cowboy guy with a hat.
He later, okay, so he's yelling out like, Hank brings up a horse and the guy's like
yelling out, how the hell does that-
Hank just can't understand him.
And I did.
I was like- I love that you went back up there.
Afterwards, I went back up and I was like, sir, I know what you were trying to say.
He brought up the horse and you said, did you have to get up on the stump?
And I know what you mean by that is to then fuck the horse, correct?
And the guy's like, yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
And I was like, fuck yeah.
And then you were like, what?
Later on though, he walks up to me and he goes, he goes, he's just against the bar and
he's just looking at me and I make eye contact with him and he looks at me and he goes, and
I go, hey, he goes, I'm going to tell you a joke.
I was like, all right.
He like walks up to me.
I can hear his little spurs clicking or whatever.
And he walks up and, why did, why did dubs cry after sex?
And I was like, I don't know why.
He's like, well, they do when I fuck them.
And then he just walks off.
The better line to that is cause Prince has a big dick.
Yeah.
That's a better joke.
And then he cut the top off of his hat.
And I don't know where, did you see that too?
Were you there for the hat cutting?
His cowboy hat, he took it off, put it on the counter, took a knife out and just cut
this part off, left just the brim.
So when he put it back on, his head was sticking out through the brim.
I have no idea why he did it.
Everyone else was going like, Birch, what the fuck are you doing?
He's just like, you'll see.
And then no one saw anything.
You'll see.
You'll all see.
He saw a bunch of comedians.
He thought this will show them.
And he ruined the hat.
And about four people saw and were worried.
They were laughing.
What is wrong with Birch?
What's wrong with Birch?
The church has gone corrupt.
Yeah.
So I thought this was a good time.
This was a good hour and a half spent, 45 minutes, I should say, because I watched it
at 2X speed.
Oh, it might be much better at 2X.
I'll tell you this.
This movie particularly might be much better at 2X.
Yes.
Now listen.
When Ryan Gosling fights Chang in that Taekwondo gym, first of all, the music and the lighting,
I was like, oh, yeah, Stranger Ching's.
I had to say it.
But here's the thing.
Chang's.
Ching's?
It's not racist.
That's not a racist term I've ever heard.
Well, I thought his name was Ching when I wrote that.
And then I was, oh, it's Chang.
I was like, Stranger Ching's.
Well, then it's a little racist.
But before the fight starts, all the kids go up to Chang and they bow to him.
And then they tell one of them, ask Ryan Gosling, do you know who he is?
And it keeps focusing on the statue that's in the Taekwondo gym.
I think that's him, right?
So that must be him.
Yeah, I thought that too.
That was really cool.
It was like the statue and then him and then the statue and then him.
And it just like fucking cool and he was getting into like the stance.
Like I loved it.
That was also Ryan didn't land a fucking single hit on that guy.
I was like flawless.
For a second there.
Flawless victory.
Flawless.
Is this going to become Rocky now?
Like, is he going to get up?
Is mom going to come running in and all that?
No.
That was such a weird when his mom came in.
That was after mom was dead, right?
What?
Was that after the mom died or was that before?
No, no, no, no, no.
They fought because the mom then walks by and like sort of has a weird like, oh, like,
uh-oh.
And then she like walks off.
She keeps going.
She sees him lose.
It was like a Scooby Doo fucking scene where she's like woo-hoo and like runs off.
He's going to stand up and be like, mommy.
That was the first of the I'm next because that's when then she told him he was going
to go after her.
Yeah.
And that's why she needed him to take him out and all that.
Don't the guns sound super realistic?
Yeah, they were loud.
When he goes to Chang's house and kills that guard.
How about the Uzis?
He's on guard and dies.
When they shoot up the.
Oh yeah.
He follows him, throws that boiling hot shit in his face.
That was the best scene.
Bonk, bonk, bonk.
Best scene of all movies.
The Uzi, everybody fucking dying in that cafe and then him chasing him down, getting with
the oil and then just, yeah, beating the beating of the desk.
All right, guys, I got him.
Let's go sing karaoke.
I just boiled this guy's face and then sliced his stomach open.
Chang's fatality.
In front of a child.
Chang's fatality for Ryan Gosling.
You know how sometimes they're specific or they can be, I guess.
Or I don't know if they've ever gone specific against different people.
But if his fatality is he beats the shit out of Ryan Gosling, Ryan Gosling is like, he's
like, finish him.
And then just cuts to him killing Ryan Gosling's mom.
Like it's, you know, it's something like he goes that extra step where he's like, I'm
going to fucking kill your mom and then like make you fist your mom.
Like in their, you know what I'm talking about?
Just continue.
I'm so sorry.
And then.
I was on one right now.
Yeah, he sneaks into his house.
He kills his wife and then he's about to kill Chang's daughter.
And so he kills him instead.
Yeah.
I think that's why Chang let him live.
I think that's why Ryan Gosling only loses his arms or his hands because he let his,
he let his daughter live.
It was, and he lost that fight too.
So I don't know if he's like.
Shamed a lot.
Ashamed.
Yeah.
Like some kind of dishonor.
No, no, he doesn't lose.
You don't lose your hands.
The deleted scene would have maybe helped with that.
There's a deleted scene in this movie that I watched.
It's like Chang feeding Ryan Gosling after he cuts his arms.
After he loses his hands?
Yeah.
It's like a deleted scene at the end.
It's like.
It's like he takes care of him now type thing.
He takes care of him now.
I really surely think that Chang represents God in this.
Might help with that thought process as well.
Okay.
Well.
Knowing that now.
Yeah.
Well, that's dope.
I don't know of anything else.
I don't know.
Finger fisting, blood fisting your mom or, you know, tied to a chair watching a movie.
Yeah, the way he was cutting her open.
And that, by the way, that scene did it.
Saw an interview with Ryan Gosling.
That was his idea.
The opening of the stomach of his dead mom was his idea.
Ryan Gosling.
I bet it was.
I bet it fucking was.
Yeah.
Fucking crazy.
It says the writer and director, but the ref in is this guy's name.
R-E-F-N.
I guess I'll tell you.
Refin, yeah.
Asked him if he'd rather smile or cry after she dies.
You know, and he replied that he'd open her uterus to see what's inside.
Yep.
That dude must hate the mom.
Yeah.
I think that chick, the actress is probably like, yeah, I got penetrated by Ryan Gosling.
She refuses to watch the movie.
She will not watch it.
Says it's too disturbing.
But, yeah, I'll never watch that movie.
But Ryan Gosling penetrated me.
How?
Well, I don't want to talk about it.
He went fully inside my uterus.
He fisted me.
I had Ryan Gosling deep in my uterus.
I got half a hysterectomy.
What a brag.
He got hold of my uterus and then left it.
Let's rate this thing.
I've changed my rating to God tier.
I'm also God tier.
Perfect.
You're going to do whatever you want in the end.
It doesn't matter.
I am going to do whatever I want in the end because this is too good.
But once you give it anyway, Mike.
It doesn't matter.
For the record.
For the people listening at home.
For the record, here's my real thought, okay?
Real thought.
I hated this fucking movie.
Hated.
I hate it.
Wait.
But I respect this movie.
It's obviously something unique and challenging.
But I do feel like you need a degree in Freudian philosophy to really understand this movie.
So I rated it two and a half neon soaked hallucinations.
Okay.
Or a C. It's just a C.
I know it's a well done movie.
The shots are great.
There's a lot of great things about this movie.
But good God, it needs a plot.
My rating was God tier but also five unnecessary karaoke songs.
Mine was five out of five coworkers politely watching karaoke.
So Austin and I are matched up.
Wonder Twins power unite.
Power of the dark fist, blood fisting your own mothers.
Hey, all right.
Brennan.
Yeah.
So I have a very similar feeling to it as Mike.
It was beautifully shot, beautifully done.
I definitely enjoyed some of the artsy scenes to it.
I mean, there was a scene.
It was like the 22 minute mark to like 2235.
And I was like, this kind of feels like a weird fashion ad where it's Brian gossing
up against the wall.
And then like he's like there's like a dog and he's just got a white t shirt jeans.
He's got one foot up and then flashes to the next scene.
It's another guy to sit there smoking a cigarette.
Back to Ryan Gosling.
And it's like this is just a weird fashion ad.
Eros by Bersace.
Yeah, or something.
It was like a weird like a clone ad or something.
But yeah, it definitely is like maybe I ate too much edibles.
I was kind of just like lost for a good chunk of it.
And then I like kind of had to rewind a bit to like what did I like I miss something.
And then like, no, I didn't miss anything.
It was just it was just weird.
But yeah, I had I had a two point five out of five incestuous mothers.
Two point five, two point five.
So C. All right, everybody.
Only God forgives.
Get to God.
It's a God.
It's God rating.
Because here's the thing.
Honestly, you can't defeat God with C's.
You know what I mean?
Like, like if you guys had gone to W's, we'd have a conversation about God versus waste
of time.
We'd watch just for the cinematography.
Yeah.
But because you guys thought it was OK and we think it's God here, it has to live up
to.
So God here is the rating for only God forgives.
So only God forgives gets God here like that.
It feels good to say it.
You know, I always look up quotes for movies.
Every quote this movie worth having came from the mom.
She's look.
Do you have one?
Did you write any?
I wrote three.
There it's a little more.
So Julian says it's a little more complicated than that mother talking about the brother
is meaning what exactly Billy raped and killed a 16 year old girl.
She goes, I'm sure he had his reasons.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
To be that chick where that he takes on the date with his mom.
Yeah.
He's like, do you want to keep you don't want to keep that.
She's like, no.
And he's just like, take it off.
Yeah.
Just take it off.
Stares at her for 10 seconds.
You know, she likes that shit.
Then the one was yelling at you to take it off.
Yeah.
I was in the one with the girl.
What line of work are you in?
I'm an entertainer and entertainer.
How many cocks can you entertain with that cute little cup dumps in your ears?
Yep.
That's her.
Yeah.
OK.
And then the cock one.
And what with Billy being the older brother and having a bigger cock, Julian's was never
small, but Billy's was.
Oh, it was enormous.
Yeah.
Just the way she said it.
When Ryan.
Crazy, man.
This movie has her lines in this movie are the obviously the there may be the only lines
of the movie, really.
But.
You're worried about the director and writer's relationship with his mother.
Well, and these two that think it's God here.
Yeah.
Ryan walks in or we high fived about blood fisting our own mothers.
Remember that?
Yeah.
Ryan walks in on his mom and my note when he when he starts like messing with the body,
I just wrote, oh, oh, oh.
Well, fuck yeah.
This was a good movie.
I'm glad you picked it.
Now, Brandon said that he has a palate cleanser for next week's book.
They're kind of a palate cleanser.
I mean, you've been trying to make me go to Boston for a while.
So.
Oh, shit.
Good one.
Boondock Saints.
Yes.
I don't even have to watch that.
I will again.
I want to watch it again for sure.
Holy shit.
Since I watched it.
I haven't seen it in a couple of years.
Yeah.
Should we do both?
We can do both.
Yeah, let's do both.
Yeah.
I don't want to give us five things to watch this.
I know.
But but the thing is, there's such a contrast and the third one is coming out.
So it's better that we cover both.
One is way better than two.
Well, that's the that's the thing.
Two is like a fan service.
I haven't seen two since theaters.
So I think I have both on DVD.
So I like I have them both on DVD.
OK.
I think I have the I have the metal tin box.
Do you have the metal box for the first one?
Is two also on Tubi or do we know?
That one I don't think it's on Tubi.
It might be on something else.
But it's got to be.
Yeah.
Some of these movies you can just easily find on YouTube, too.
Some of them are on YouTube.
Some asshole just uploads it.
You just like Boondock Saints and then you see hour and a half and you're like, oh, OK.
That's how.
I'm going to do those because I'm on YouTube premiums.
So it's all that free.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
So Boondock Saints one and two.
This is going to be interesting.
Yeah.
Fuck.
Yeah.
And then now because we've done it and it's been you know, we might then get that might
be one of our hotbox reviews or or when the third one of the third one says we've done
the first two.
When that comes out, we'll be we'll blow it up.
That's awesome.
All right.
Rick Rick's.
Fuck.
Yeah.
Recommend a way.
Reckedy.
So 59 minutes.
I got to stop saying that out loud every time we end this.
It just goes straight to me saying what time it is.
It's fucking stupid.
All right.
I don't have anything to recommend this week.
So no, no, no form of media because you're so stocked up on how about like instead of
a pet peeve, like a good thing that happens.
You can we can add that if you just didn't watch or finish something.
I thought there was something.
Oh, wait.
Yes.
Sorry.
There is.
It's not like a recommendation because this isn't going to come out for some time.
But I got extremely good news this week.
Like, I honestly sometimes wake up each day and I think now that like Deadpool Wolverine
is gone and I don't there's like no new video games coming out or anything that I said on
the horizon and I'm super looking forward to.
Why do I get up each day?
Why do I live my life?
Why do I go to work?
Why Saturday?
And what?
It's your favorite day.
Well, yeah, I like Saturdays.
But like, is this enough to live for?
I don't know.
No one's listening.
I mean, you watched this movie at two times speed and since it was so slow, it just works
like a regular movie for you.
You're just like, what is life?
This is great.
This is just a general feeling of like the pauses are long, even at two.
Yeah, they really are.
Yeah.
But so anyway, but every now and then they'll announce something that gives that gives me
like another marker to live to.
Right.
So like Final Fantasy seven remake part two came out.
Right.
And then the third one coming out.
So like I genuinely have like like I generally have a reason to live.
They ever announced a Final Fantasy eight remake that extends my life another X amount
of years.
Right.
But now I have something to actively look forward to.
Tron Legacy is one of my favorite movies of all time.
It is so good.
It's the sequel to Tron.
I like the first Tron just fine.
Whatever.
I'm not a huge fan.
It looks a little wonky.
Tron Legacy is one of the coolest fucking movies I've ever seen.
Absolutely loved it.
Went and saw it in the theater.
Blew my fucking mind.
And one of the biggest reasons for that is Daft Punk doing the entire soundtrack.
And that's actually characters in the movie, too.
Right.
That's what Jeff Bridges is the dad.
Exactly.
And they're actually characters at one part in a club scene.
It's fucking dope.
But that soundtrack I listen to.
Not kidding you.
Once a week at the very least.
It's one of my absolute favorite things to listen to.
One of the most banging fucking albums of all time regardless of being a soundtrack.
But added to the movie, it's wonderful.
Unfortunately, and Daft Punk is my second favorite band of all time.
And unfortunately, they broke up like a year or two ago.
Why?
Just, I don't know.
They just broke up.
It just happened.
They've been together for like 30 years.
So it's like, okay, they're allowed to not be a band anymore.
I'm not mad at them.
I wish they'd done one more album.
But whatever.
If they want to leave on Tron.
Maybe they'll get back together and do one.
Maybe.
Are they going doing their own things now?
Like one guy's Daft and the other guy's Punk?
Yeah, they're two French guys.
They're doing their own things.
Yeah.
And they're cool.
I've listened to some of their other stuff.
Thomas Bungleetter or whatever his name is.
Were their identities revealed?
Yeah.
People know who they've been forever.
There's pictures of them.
I thought it was like a secret.
Yeah, that was like the whole thing.
When they're Daft Punk, they're in masks.
But, so anyway.
I just, that's my one of my absolute favorite things of all time.
They just announced a new Tron movie and it's called Tron Aries and the logo for it is neon
red.
And they also announced who's going to be composing the whole new movie.
And Daft Punk is my second favorite band of all time.
So who they pick?
Nine inch fucking nails.
My absolute favorite band of all time to do the score for my, the third one.
Just think about that.
It's almost made for me.
It's like if you take the first movie and you have my favorite album of all time for
my second favorite band of all time becoming one of my favorite movies.
And now you take my favorite band and you throw it in.
Oh my God.
I'm so, it comes out hopefully next year.
I want to Tron you like an animal.
I want to beat you from the inside.
I want to Tron you.
But yeah, very cool.
That's great.
And Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails, it's him.
Have you seen the White-As-Kids-You-Know Trent Reznor episode?
Yeah, their song, their parody of it.
Yeah, they make fun of him like just being like sad, cutting himself in the basement.
His girlfriend comes by and makes out with a guy in front of him.
He's like, that's 90s Trent.
The new Trent Reznor is fucking badass, dude.
He's like in shape.
He's got a hot wife.
He has like short cropped hair now and he's badass.
I'm sure he's not sad anymore.
I mean like.
No, no, no.
That's what I'm saying.
Like he.
The whole story about them making that song just so they get dropped from their label
is great.
Which song?
The animal one.
He did that to be dropped from the label?
Yeah, they didn't want to be with that label anymore.
So they just made a song that they thought was so bad that they would get them dropped.
But then it ended up being like everyone's favorite song.
Were they on the same record label for their first two albums?
Because that's downward spiral.
I believe it came down to somewhere like either creative control or they weren't making enough
money or they had other offers.
They were locked in a contract.
So they wanted to get dropped from this record label.
It doesn't make sense because.
I'll look into it later.
But it doesn't make sense because on Pretty Hate Machine and Broken, the two albums that
came out before downward spiral have way worse songs in there than Closer.
Closer is one of his tamer songs.
He says, I want to fuck you like an animal.
There's literally a song where it's like where he says the devil wants to fuck me in the
back of his car.
You know, like he talks about drinking cum in one of his songs.
You know, like there's there's there's maybe that's the freedom that he wanted to have.
Like fuck you like an animal.
Sure.
Drinking cum.
They won't let us say that.
Maybe those were the this song or maybe this song.
He wanted to do those and he pushed those because he knew they were going to say no.
So they would let him do animal.
Maybe that's what Jackass did to get anything on TV.
It's like, can we do this thing where he eats cum?
And they're like, no.
All right.
Can we?
OK, so then he can do the thing where he puts something up his ass.
Right.
And then they're like, OK.
Yeah.
OK.
I did see that Fear Factor, though, where they made the twins drink cum.
You ever see that one where the they was like Donkey Cum.
Yeah.
Joe Rogan talks about it every fucking week.
Oh, OK.
I've never I did.
I've seen two of his specials.
I've only seen it.
I haven't seen him talk about it.
I've actually just seen the video.
OK.
But yeah, that's my thing.
I love Nine Inch Nails and I love that.
I love Tron.
So the fact that we're getting a combo of that makes me super happy.
And I looked at the cast of it and Jeff Bridges is in it.
So boom, that's all you need for it to be cool.
I'm a little hesitant on the plot because the plot says that a sophisticated computer
program gets out of Tron and goes into the real world, which isn't what I want from a
Tron movie.
I want to see all the I want to be in.
I want to be in Tron or not in Tron, because that's a person, a program, but I don't want
to be inside Tron.
I want to be in the grid.
You want to be in Tron.
Yeah, I want to be in Tron.
But yeah, no, but hopefully knowing what it is, I'm sure there's going to be a bunch of
grid shenanigans mixed with real life stuff.
Hopefully they make it cool.
But with Nine Inch Nails, they can't go wrong.
That's my rec for a year from now.
Oh yeah.
Austin.
I read the book All Quiet on the Western Front.
Just an awesome war novel.
It claimed to be the greatest war novel of all time.
I'm like, I will see about that.
And then I finished.
I'm like, yeah, this is fucking it's gnarly.
It's gruesome.
It messes with it.
These kids go into war.
They sign up.
And it's from a point of view of German soldiers in World War I.
So it's interesting in that sense.
They see a bunch of fucked up shit and he goes back on leave and he's like not like
he just he's mad that he went on leave.
He's like, I'm that's just where I belong now.
It's hopeless.
It's pointless.
I got to it's like a really it's like psychologically it's interesting graphically, like the way
it describes all the action scenes is cool.
And based off of like real.
It's not based off a true story, but the author was in World War I.
Oh, wow.
OK.
So you know, World War I, there was a guy who had Hitler, a young soldier Hitler, like
in his sights on a battlefield, like after kind of a battle, it ended.
He like had it lined up.
But young Hitler didn't have a weapon on him or whatever.
Like looked like he was all fucked up from like what was going around.
And so the guy like thought like the brutality of war isn't worth just killing this unarmed
young dude or whatever.
And like fucks off, but.
And then I watched the 1930s movie that came out like right after the book came out and
actually managed to sit through all of it.
It was like it was like two and a half hours and I was not having a problem with the silent
film.
No, no.
And also it was the first movie ever to win best picture and best director.
Dude, what's crazy is twenty twenty three all quiet on the Western Front won a bunch
of awards at the Oscars.
Yeah, 20, yeah, the 20 I want after that one, I watched the twenty twenty two one, which
was made almost almost 100 fucking years later.
Obviously the difference is night and day.
The first movie got panned because everyone wanted propaganda stuff.
And this was like anti propaganda shows the futility of war kind of thing.
And this other movie did the new one did just the same thing.
It changed a few things.
Add us with storylines.
The guy who plays Baron Zemos in it.
So that's kind of cool.
Yeah.
Great.
Two movies.
I highly recommend any one of them or the book.
I think the book was the best.
I love how you recommend your recommendations are usually something from 50, 60 years ago.
A book you just read.
There's a bunch of ones that I hear of readily available.
I'm really behind on book reading.
Like so only 70 years.
Right.
No, I'm like really behind on like I know all these books, but I've never read them
and I kind of know what they're about.
So whenever I see them, I buy them and I just have this huge stack of books that I haven't
read yet that I'm trying to get through.
So now I'm on a war novel kick.
So I started with The Unvanquished was Civil War.
Then I did All Quiet on the Western Front World War I.
Now I'm on this this Hitler book called The Men Who Tried to Kill Hitler.
And then a Vietnam storybook and then a couple you know American Sniper and Lone Survivor.
A Vietnam storybook sounds like it's kids for kids for children.
It's pictures like here we go.
Here's the flamethrower.
Can you find Charlie?
Watch out for the gas or it's your ass.
Here's Charlie kids.
It's like can you find Charlie in the picture?
Like an ant hill or ant colony sort of site like of all the tunnels.
Like you know like a site like an intersection.
They cut the mountain in half and you see like the here's how all the tunnels in tunnels
and interconnected.
Actually I've wanted to write my own kind of book in a sense but I want to piggyback
off of the Bible.
So I want to go I want to go through each passage of the Bible and just have like a
shortened version and then and have like a shortened version but in a in a more simplified
modern set it today and I want to call it the Bible for dumbasses.
So here's the thing that's a great idea but I'm pretty sure that's been like done because
I they right now have the brick Bible which is somebody's taken all of the Bible and done
Lego taking Legos taking pictures of all the Legos doing all the shit that's happening
in the Bible and then putting simplified things that's happening like they went one step further
right there just like I want mine to be and then Cain kills Abel and you just see you
see like Cain holding up a rock and then like the next picture is like a smashed up head.
Well there's like this whole story of this guy these people keep knocking on his door
and he just wants him to stop knocking on his door and fucking with them so he offers
them his two virgin daughters like please if you stop knocking on my door I'll let you
fuck my kids.
It's basically what that guy did.
From the Bible.
Yeah that's in the Bible.
There's a the Bathsheba story always strikes me as one of those things that they should
make it to a movie but like modernize it all so it's not ancient times it's not like King
David and he's on top of his castle whatever but the story is King David's on top of his
castle and he's like just looking around and he sees on a rooftop some super hot babe taking
a bath and he's like who's that and they're like well that's a married woman her name
is Bathsheba she's married to this guy he's like okay send that guy to the front of line
of the war and so they do.
They do and then he and then he tells her like oh your husband's dead he's you know
sorry and so she's like oh you know and they fuck and she gets pregnant and then the dude
comes back and she tries to and she convinces him that it's his baby or whatever and I think
he sends the guy back to the front line of the war to die and this time it happens but
thank God's like nope that pregnancy you now just gave birth to mentally handicapped like
the birth of like Down syndrome or something like around like the up until that point ever
no one had any mental deficiencies and then that's the first birth where it's like like
we get.
Because God it's so nice.
Yeah well if you want to believe that but modernize that shit could you imagine if it's
like a CEO of like a company and he sees like his is like one of his top salesman's like
hot wife and then he has to do something to get rid of the salesman.
Is it this just the Omen?
I don't know.
Damien?
I haven't seen the Omen.
Never seen any of the Omen's?
I didn't know there were multiple.
Yeah there's a lot.
Three or four.
Oh shit well I have to watch the rest of Faces of Death because they're lost so I've got
it.
And plus oh actually I did have one more little kind of a wreck.
I read I just finished Dean Koontz's Watchers and it's I want to say it's very good.
I loved it.
But the afterword makes me kind of feel sad about recommending it because he's like he's
like yeah everywhere I go everyone always says Watchers is the best stuff you've ever
done.
I like your other stuff but Watchers is your best.
And he's like yeah great.
I just you know I hope that for as long as I live even if I'm like a 90 year old dotter
or a very old man that people will still find a way to tell me that Watchers was the best
I've ever done you know 40, 50 years ago and then I haven't done anything better since.
But I read Watchers.
It's fucking great.
It's my favorite.
Isn't that the same case with Cormac McCarthy?
He wrote a bunch of really great books and then the last two he put out just sucked.
Well that's the thing though.
Dean Koontz doesn't put out books that suck.
He has a lot of books that are great.
The Odd Thomas series is phenomenal.
He literally he put out like he puts out like four or five books a year I feel like.
He's one of those super prolific writers.
It's one of those things that you just can't let bother you if you're famous.
Like you know how often Norman Reedus gets asked when you're doing Boondocks Saints 3,
Boondocks Saints 3, Boondocks Saints 3.
He just gets all the fucking times like you know I'm in other shit right.
Go watch Pandorum bitch.
But I for Dean Koontz he.
Oh god.
So for this Watchers thing I look up there's four movies based on it and he even brings
it up in the afterwards like those trash that they based off the movies they based off it
because it's about a smart dog who escapes from a lab or whatever and they and that a
bunch of stuff but.
Is that the only smart dog that you don't want, Ed?
Actually this is the prime example of what I'm talking about because it's a genetically
engineered dog that they can talk to via Scrabble letters like it can spell stuff out.
They teach it to read.
It's like talks to them.
It's super creepy.
Well they have that now.
They have the little dogs that press the buttons.
I know.
Isn't it so great?
Dangerous and close.
All those videos of it that I send to you every night before you go to bed.
Dean Koontz though just as a I like to mention this he writes an entire book series where
it's a Golden Retriever is the main character and all of the proceeds from any of those
books goes straight to animal charities because he makes enough money on his own books that
like he loves animals so much and he talks about like especially dogs and so he has a
whole series where he like just the dog is like the superhero whatever like is the main
character and yeah he just helps charities with that.
I think it's very cool.
It's very noble and this was a cool book.
I recommend it and I'm going to watch that but the thing that the reason I'm even bringing
up the movies is in the book the main character 36 retired special forces from the army very
capable guy meets like a chick who's never been outside of her house basically like a
recluse and her aunt dies so she's like alone and they meet through the dog and they get
married and all the stuff right.
Then I look at the movie cast and it's Corey Haim at 18 years old some little blonde chick
who is from something and it looks like they completely bastardized the entire thing.
He's not like he's not a capable young army guy he's just some team who gets a dog and
then runs away with it and I don't like that they did that but I'm going to watch all four
of them anyway.
Mike did you have a rec?
Yes I do.
I watched I don't know if I a rec if you I needed a palette cleanser after the movie this
week so I watched a new Netflix movie but it could have just as well been in the middle
of the 90s.
I watched a movie called the Union and it is a ridiculous over the top action movie
where everything happens because it has to like all of them in the 90s.
It's called the Union it's a fun watch not a good movie but a fun watch and it's Mark
Wahlberg and Halle Berry and of course the best character in the entire movie J.K. Simmons
who is always the best character in everything.
What does Mark Wahlberg do in it?
He's a construction worker just everyday guy but Halle Berry is a like a secret agent for
the Union which is made up of all this is how ridiculous it is it's made up of all these
construction workers.
My girlfriend is a secret agent.
Right his ex-girlfriend from high school.
My girlfriend she's a secret agent bro.
Comes back and gets him that's exactly what it looks like.
Had a bunch of fucking Autobots and now.
And it's exactly as ridiculous as it ought to be.
But the review I read because I actually looked it up because I was going to watch it because
it said that it's like a throwback to the traditional rom-com that we haven't seen in
a while.
It's like we've kind of abandoned rom-com in general but this is like a fun.
Action rom-com.
By the book action rom-com.
It's fun.
I watch it with my wife.
Charismatic leads because Mark Wahlberg and Halle Berry are great.
Where would it compare to true lies?
Oh.
As an action?
That's an action romantic.
No that's not a rom-com.
That's a rom-action.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well that's an action.
That's the closest thing I can think of off the spot.
But it's Arnold and it was funny in the 90s.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was very funny.
It would be similar this is not as funny.
This has less funny to it.
It's more.
Stunt guy which I didn't see would that be more.
It's more like that yeah.
More like this stunt man.
Okay.
Or what's that Red Notice?
Red Notice yeah.
It's another good example.
It's that kind of movie.
Yeah.
It's just a fun.
It's just a fun one.
Don't go into it and say oh I'm going to learn something.
No.
It's just a fun hour and a half kill.
Does Halle Berry show her Halle Berries?
No.
Never at all.
But I will say Halle Berry almost scary how she's she looks great.
She's 58.
Yeah.
And she looks like she's 30.
She incredibly Mark Wahlberg looks older than her.
It's all that Adrena Chrome.
Yeah the dead babies.
We all work at a pizza place.
We know what's up when they have to come to the basement.
Anyway it's ridiculous but fun.
Don't say dude don't say that.
Someone's going to figure out how to go there with a gun like one guy really did that shit.
And the guy's like take me to the fucking basement.
There is no fucking basement you fucking psycho.
Hey bro you show up with a gun I'll take you to the basement.
It's just it's just Adrena Chrome.
We don't hold the babies down there.
Those are processed out of place.
We just get the jars of the stuff.
We're not allowed to take it.
But as any pizza company will tell you we're the stalwart champions of Adrena Chrome.
We keep celebrities looking young.
Paul Rudd owes his entire fucking life livelihood to Domino's alone.
So Brendan did you have any recs?
Yeah I kind of spoke about it earlier but go to Universal Studios.
See the Waterworld show.
Better than the movie.
I mean Universal Studios in general was a lot of fun.
It's not better than the movie.
Hell the video the one minute video he showed me was better than the movie.
What are you talking about?
Andy just wants there to be a postman ride and a postman show there.
A postman show.
They flip a mail truck.
Okay wait.
You got to impregnate some guy's wife because he can't.
That's the postman ride.
That's how it starts.
It's just an open fucking scene like what you can get in Germany.
And then it cuts to...
I mean honestly there is one iconic fucking scene in postman.
It's kind of silly if you just think about it.
But the way they shoot it is kind of cool.
What when Tom Penny walks in?
Tom Penny? Have you seen it?
I did a long time ago.
Well Tom Penny doesn't...
He's the mayor of a town which I kind of like because Kevin Costner is like
wait weren't you famous?
And he's like aren't you famous?
He's like I was but like times have changed.
I'm like I love that he's just Tom Penny being like a mayor which is cool.
But I'm your mayor and I won't back down and I'll stand my ground.
Does he sing that?
Yeah.
That's great.
So Kevin Costner is post manned up right?
And he's running and he's on his horse and he passes by this little house.
And the mom is like rushing her kid out because they have a letter.
And the kid runs out and he misses the postman.
And he's like holding the letter out and he's like fuck.
Like the little kid's like damn it I missed him.
And Kevin Costner looks behind him and he sees the kid holding the letter
and he stops his horse and he turns around and he like rides by
and he grabs the letter like riding fast.
And it's a pretty cool like I like that scene a lot.
Because it's like that's what because when they do later on like after 40 years
or whatever have passed the statue that they build of him,
it's that moment where he's grabbing the letter.
And then a man is standing there and he's like he's crying.
He's like that was cool.
How was that boy?
And it was like just sweet.
It was like cool.
If we do the postman movie live viewing at Glitch we got to get Hank in for that one.
Fuck yes we do.
We have an actual postman.
I don't think Hank wants to be a part of this.
That fucking all.
That's exactly why it will be so much fun.
Yeah.
Well shit.
Okay great.
Check out the Water World Ride.
Check out a book that came out 100 years ago.
Check out any movie that was made after it which came out just a couple years ago.
Yeah.
Oh God.
What was yours Mike again?
The Union.
That's right.
Check out the rom-com action.
Check out the Union guys.
And for me yeah go check out Toronto here for now.
Wasn't it that roller.
And postman.
Roller blader thing.
Oh yeah.
And then just.
Oh jeez no.
No Andy.
No.
Do not hurt our.
Did you finish it?
I didn't finish it.
I couldn't.
You can't recommend it if you didn't finish it.
I can though.
I recommend the first 35 minutes of a movie called Prayer of the Roller Boys.
It is a corny.
Oh I saw you.
It was pretty rough.
I saw you post that.
I was like I knew you were gay.
It was pretty rough.
It's just I made Brendan watch 10 minutes of it.
It was bad.
So bad.
That's all you could stand.
I was like bro we got to do this episode and I got to go home.
It's post-apocalyptic with teenagers kind of like Turbo Kid but.
But not good.
Turbo Kid was great.
When they put him when he leaves to be on his pizza job they hand him an AR-15 and put
him in an armored van to go deliver a pizza somewhere and I'm like that's where they
gripped.
So a synchronized group of tan trench coat wearing clockwork orange enthusiast roller
blade and a perfect Mighty Ducks V down the parking garage and then a perfect line.
I was set.
But anyway that is our show.
That has been it.
We have done it.
Can I do it?
Yeah you're better at it.
So wait are you exiting or you're giving us all the exits?
No no you do all those.
Oh yeah you'll do the variant because you're better at it.
You should end it because I fucked up.
So with me as always is Austin as always he drove three hours to be here and we appreciate
him being here for it.
Peace.
With us as always is Michael we are truly lucky that he is alive and with us today he
had a heart attack a year ago and every day is a blessing Larson.
Have a great week everybody.
And with us as always is Brendan sing with me if you know the lyrics.
Shippley up to Boston.
Going to Boston next week.
And I've been your host Andy Rice.
Thank you.
We've been fried.
We've been rice.
We've been come dumpsters.