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I am the Knight. I am vengeance. I am Andy Rice and this is Fried Rice Podcast.

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With me as always are my my NARC Nemesis Austin. He took him three hours to get here because he's

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calendar man. Farrell. Check me out on Mansers. We have Zacky. He's the Bane of my existence.

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Get it Bane? Improv. Colleen. With us as always is the oldest member of our crew. He's my oldest

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Nemesis. It's Michael the Joker because we can't kill him as much as I'd like to. Larsen. You ever

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danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? Totally worth it. And with us as always is Brennan.

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Yeah I like that one. That's good. I thought you knew exactly what I was gonna do. That's perfect.

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God somebody's really loud. I thought of it like three days ago. Yeah that's pretty good. I thought

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of it right now. I literally put down Brennan. But I have to be careful that it's not my other

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notes where I put down Brennan. It's very different. Just gotta have some lesser A's and N's in there.

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Welcome everybody to another episode of Fried Rice Podcast. Let's get fried.

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Today's exciting because we have Zack with us. It's a special, I mean he's here all the time,

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but he's decided to talk this time which is fun. And this has been an exciting week because Brennan

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got to try Indian food for the first time. Yeah well I want to hear about this. What I've been

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excited about your review of Indian. This I will start the whole podcast is I want people to know

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what your first impression of Indian food was. Yeah. What were the dishes? Yeah so my teenager I

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went and I got a curry chicken and he got butter chicken. We both kind of like tried each other's

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dishes but it was very good. The naan was delicious. The food was delicious. It was so good that the

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next night like because I didn't have any leftovers I had to go and get I had to go and get more.

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Because I was like yeah I want it for dinner two nights in a row. Nice. Are you gonna go back again?

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In like a week or two I'll go back. Are you gonna get the chicken tikka masala? That's what my son

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got the second night so I tried it and it was it was really good but I don't know that curry

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chicken was delicious. I think next time I want to try uh lamb. Oh yeah I haven't tried lamb so. Did

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you try their dessert? I didn't try the dessert. I just kind of got an entree aside a bunch of naan.

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I filled up on the naan because that was so good and even the leftovers that I had warmed up really

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well. I mean something about leftover curry it just all those flavors kind of marinate more and

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it was just so much better the next day. Yeah did you throw it in a pot or did you microwave it?

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So I threw the rice in the microwave with wet paper towel over it to kind of steam it a little bit

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and then I threw the curry itself in a pot heated up on the stove and then the naan bread in in the

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foil in the oven 350 for like 15 minutes and it's perfect. Now Brendan is our resident foodie here.

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He's a uh he's a gourmet chef but he amateur he's an amateur chef yeah uh but he's very good he's

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taught me a bunch of uh little tips and hacks and stuff like uh I honestly I didn't realize how bad

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of a the lack of knowledge I had in the kitchen until he's like yeah you don't roast your own

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garlic. I was like what do you mean roast my own garlic you taught me how to do that and so I was

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like all right yeah this changes the game of my spaghetti and all my Italian dishes and then he

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gave me the the um crack chicken which is just I mean it's phenomenal it's simple easy dinner yeah

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uh for those listening at home it's a crockpot dish and you basically just put some chicken down

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at the bottom of your crockpot you empty uh McCormick gravy pack over it um some banana

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peppers or pepperchinis I think and then um au jus pack au jus pack and then wait was it a gravy

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pack was that one of them both the gravy pack and an au jus pack uh banana peppers or pepperchinis

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uh and then butter a little bit of water so it's a Mississippi roast but with chicken but with

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chicken exactly yeah it's it's and then you just let it and then um once it's ready you shred it

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eat it over rice mashed potatoes yeah put it on a sandwich like taco shells make empanadas with it

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like whatever you want you guys are making me so goddamn hungry I've been like severely like

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trying to eat clean I get I get whole wheat bread I put Kroger canned chicken on it

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with some hummus or veg if you will a little bit of hot sauce and I just eat two of those a day and

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that's that's how I've been going this past week oh that's great but here anything else is like

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that's I couldn't do it when's uh when's cooking with fried rice gonna come out yeah no we might

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do we might actually do one of those I was actually thinking about the other day we would just have

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like a uh the cookout with the with the boys or something you know all these different shows it's

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just the fried rice network now yeah look listen that's hopefully by the time this airs we'll at

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least have the first episode of um fried rice podcast rehash smallville uh that should be maybe

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or or maybe it'll be next week but keep an eye out for that and you also got to keep an eye out for

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rehash for game of thrones and six feet under um so you like the name rehash Zach it's pretty cool

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like we're rehashing a show but it's also hash because of weed I was thinking it would be

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really reclaim is that what well I thought of that so we thought of reclaim as well but reclaim

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we're actually going to use for um if we ever decide to re-review a movie give it a look at a

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movie from a second uh like terrifier might be might be a movie that we re-examine really

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because it's been a while a lot if you look in the comments a lot of people are saying that um

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that we were a little too uh harsh for terrifier you guys were I love that movie yeah no trust me

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you're you're the the you're the guy that you're the I thought we were doing terrifier two no we

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might do ter well terrifier two we're gonna do every terrifier movie if they keep making them

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yeah we are gonna do the terrifiers so I'm so excited for three and if we do a live show we

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could do a terrifier marathon I'm down for that we did the whole goal of this podcast was just

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to make mike watch terrifiers as many times as possible it might actually give him another heart

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attack yeah uh so now that our uh now that we got the Indian food review out of the way which was

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very important uh let's get into what are we smoking oh wait I got some I got some news

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my friend Jeremy Arnold uh plays in the UAPs runs the open mic that I go to frequently in

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habasue uh his one of his relatives writes uh for Todd McFarland productions and he did the comic the

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art for the comic uh spawn kills every spawn oh that's and he put Jeremy in the comic like as a

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character in the background that he's like actually in there like he posted a picture I thought oh he

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just posted someone in the comic that looks like him no he's that's actually him that's really cool

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it's sick as fuck also um I signed up I've been signing up for the stir crazy comedy club open mic

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and I finally got accepted and I performed there on Wednesday and it was fucking awesome like eating

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out of the palm of my hand like it felt like every all the comedy I've been doing the past four years

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with mojave comedy was like weighted down because we're always playing in like shitty little bars

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or just places where people weren't expecting to hear comedy they just happened to be there

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all these people specifically drove there paid five dollars sat down and wanted to hear jokes

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and I was all nervous when I got there as soon as I got up there eating out of my fucking hands

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and I was only up there for like two and a half minutes it's amazing the difference of people

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wanting to hear comedy and people oh yes are there they're listening to every fucking word like parts

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that I normally don't get laughs on I get laughs on it's like things I just used to spice up the

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story to keep people listening got fucking murdered I was I was at the bank yesterday uh I

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congratulations by the way that's dope and if there wasn't on Tuesday nights I would fucking go

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oh this open mic's on Wednesdays but the one the one in Havasu is on Tuesday that's what I'm saying

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if it wasn't on a weekday that I worked nights I would totally try I would I would I would have

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sent my application in as well and like I want you we need to get you to do an open mic as Ted Cruz

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you just need I want that's that's all I want for my birthday is for you to do comedy in a suit

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and in a Ted Cruz it's basically politics yeah it's it's basically Texas where the bodies Ted

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where the bodies where the bodies I am not the zodiac killer wait you could do that in Miracle

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Mile but I don't I don't have the accent down I gotta get it what they taught me how it's

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it's do my mic impression he's republican so it might not go over well we're gonna give Andy

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associate of identity disorder how much of me is Andy Rice and how much is Ted Cruz how much is

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Randy it's just like hey it's uh what's going on over here well uh it's basically nothing I mean

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Adam Ray doesn't look anything like Dr. Phil and look at fucking how he just dresses up like him

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and now he's like super famous I just want Andy in a suit doing Randy Ice the whole time he doesn't

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go out of character he just goes in a suit Randy Ice has a ventriloquist pair hey hey tell me tell

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me Ted why'd you why'd you go to Cancun when everyone seems like there was a there was a

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blizzard uh your people sure could have used you Ted a blizzard well uh actually this is fucking

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brilliant yes it really is Anthony's been telling me for months now I can't bring Randy anymore but

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he didn't say Ted Cruz couldn't bring Randy so that totally works and don't even tell him until

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you don't tell him you should make a skit of you doing that fighting yourself to come out of Ted

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Cruz and like oh like took it over your brain like uh like that one movie like I like yeah interview

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yourself wait like oh okay so like either an interview or no it's the scene from Lord of the

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Rings where it's Gollum talking to Smeagol yeah yeah or like the movie Vacancy oh Jesus Christ

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that's they're all three in your head battling it out for who takes over the body wait oh wait hold

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on John Q Zach yeah isn't there more than three isn't there like there's like eight but like yeah

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is that called Vacancy that's Vacancy yeah dude that have you guys seen Vacancy um I mean well

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shit you kind of ruined ruined a few things there Zach sorry that's a real uh he could see dead

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people the whole time as you're describing a movie it's a pretty old movie I think yeah if you're

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done if you haven't seen it like you're there super young and you don't care you know Andy

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it can be a 50 year old movie it doesn't matter no spoilers I haven't got around to it yet

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because I reviewed Nosferatu the 1922 silent film with with like title cards but I if someone had

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shown me a trailer first I would have been pretty pissed if I if I had known the movie yeah the

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trailer the whole trailer is probably the movie I did have to I had to watch it at seven times speed

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like because it's so fucking slow all those movies are so dude it was terrible but they're kind of

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they're kind of good in like a niche well this was this was the grandfather of horror this like

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pioneered it and you know what's crazy about well we aren't talked about but Zach doesn't know this

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but what's crazy about or maybe but Nosferatu was a unlicensed adaptation of Dracula so Bram

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Stoker's family sued them and they had to burn destroy all the copies but then people found it

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and brought it back so it's like technically it's a banned movie we should never have seen

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and which makes it even cooler I think this is all spoilers for the future oh yeah

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yeah I forgot this week good job Andy with your spoilers in a few months yeah we're gonna have an

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episode about uh the spoilers well I police over here fucking spoiled the whole movie

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I picked Nosferatu I'm sorry guys if you're excited for the Halloween special you know

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nothing about yet uh but yeah I will say my favorite you know why I picked Nosferatu by the

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way just it was because last action hero do you remember Nosferatu coming out of the the screen

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so I've always like I need to rewatch that and see if they did the 22 Nosferatu or if they did

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a later like 70s or 80s version of it because I know there were other adaptations where they made

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the vampire look similar this isn't the Nosferatu episode although we are talking about Batman

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so vampires do kind of in the realm of this is the worst tangent I've been on is what I'm saying

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yeah what are we smoking yeah what'd you bring Renan?

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I brought RS-11 it is a feels like an indica got it from THC it's uh 31% THC it's pretty good

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I have a of course baby jeeters will probably do the um sativa because

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I ain't trying to fuck everybody up did I get a sativa?

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yeah I did sugarplum there we go sativa baby we'll smoke one of those in a bit I just packed a bowl of

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Jarz good georgia pop oh you brought one too yeah I brought uh Jarz Kingman or Jarz El Mirage I'm

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not sure I bought an El Mirage I don't know why it says Kingman on it but this is uh Apple

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Fritter and uh it's 21% nothing crazy but you know Apple Fritter Georgia Pie Sugar Plum that's a real

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sweet uh sweet crop what was your called again RS-11 okay that didn't fit the theme could have been

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a little bit more considerate when you bought your weed knowing what was gonna happen a week

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from now you son of a bitch but all right uh cool so the what are we smoking oh I should write that

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down because we should have uh new music so by the way what happened to Beboop oh no no that's

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that's what we recommend um so thanks to the band the and thanks to uh the band the Talking Bombs

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for that music you just heard hopefully if I edited it but uh yeah that's a local band out here they're

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fucking awesome I just saw them at a wedding recently and they kicked a lot of ass they were

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a lot of really fun songs um the kind of like if you saw them live you'd get hyped the whole time

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because some of their songs are just like the frenetic energy you know you might not know the

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lyrics but you'll still kind of sing along you know like you'll just you'll be yelling with it

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they're like cool it's a cool band so thank you guys so much for sending us that that uh little

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snippet of one of your songs uh works perfect for our what are you smoking section sounded great

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what genre are they it's rock now like like are you putting it before we talk about what we're

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here what we brought or after hmm if your edit was after or both at least if I'm born after yeah

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there you go that'll work yeah before then we'll go before and after that's perfect if I can and

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then another one right here just for good measure that's there we go that'll that'll break it up

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enough um all right awesome so so nice we heard it twice yeah so let's get into it uh this move

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this week's movie man it's a classic we have really been breaking our own rules by not picking

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shitty movies we we've been stepping up we've been picking some good ones king of the avenue

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um I picked the greatest movie of all time king of the avenue I remember that's I mean if you

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haven't go see if you haven't seen king of the avenue go to the theater yeah stop looking at

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theater yeah stop listening to this right now go to tubi look up king of the avenue and you're

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welcome uh uh anyway and I would like to apologize yeah we're talking about 1989 batman and it is uh

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I mean this is the classic this is tim burton this is batman this is michael keaton this is

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jack nicholson this is who plays vicki vale michelle pfeiffer michelle pfeiffer wait no

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she's uh in the second one she's cat woman who plays uh who's vicki vale

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she doesn't because she's kim bassinger kim bassinger you know what's crazy about

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the way time works is at one point specifically 1989 I guess michael keaton and uh kim bassinger

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were like the hottest people but you look at him even in this he like he looks like he's 45 uh the

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whole time I know he's not he's probably like 30 something when he played this uh there's nobody

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looks good in this movie and kim bassinger man like she like she's not like she's hot but she's not

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anything super special I guess like no offense kim if you're listening I'm so sorry but uh is it

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just like I don't know it's just weird I think further back in time you go the less attractive

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the hottest people are I think we get hotter with time I think if you look at or we just have more

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information and there's more pictures of people and the whole time there have been really hot

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people there's also more filters well filter sure but I'm not I'm talking get rid of the filter I

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and their makeup sure also people looked rough back then I mean they had rougher times well they

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all smoked back then they all drank a lot and people are way healthier conscious now the actors

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actors is they're way more that in plastic surgery help whatever technology was invented when paul

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rudd was born I guess wasn't available for the rest of hollywood at this time some people are

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just born with it I think he's one of them maybe it's mabel yeah maybe well look at ron reynolds

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look at ron reynolds looks the same now as he did 30 years ago I have no idea how that's possible

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he may be a vampire I think you know what it is I think it's just working out constantly you know

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being healthy being super rich and not having to worry about finances or married to blake lively

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yeah I think a lot of these that would do it a lot of these things yeah so um all right let's get

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into it I mean uh it's batman it's 1989 I always love a movie when the opening credits show exactly

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what the movie is going to be and this is just uh three minutes of the batman logo from every angle

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you could possibly conceive it from and then you just get the batman logo so it's perfect

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if the opening credits batman's hard and I love it um this is back when pc could do movies

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yeah and what I liked about the beginning of it was that it was not an origin story from the beginning

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yeah it's just uh thrown in this is a comic book so you get the read through there's no origin

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he's batman there's no oh how it starts off with him going right up to a criminal right at the

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beginning yeah he doesn't he's not even he's just starts as batman well it starts with the fake out

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it starts with a fake out starts with the uh mother and father and a young boy leaving the

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theater but the moment now if you're if you're even just a casual batman fan you'll know that's

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not them from when she says henry at the name of the guy but then you'll even know it's not them

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when he lets his taxi get taken by somebody else because fucking uh thomas wang would not

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and he would be like no or he would allow them because it wouldn't be like uh he's a schmuck

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and got it taken it would either be he's so generous that he would be like no please you guys

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can have it what's fine we'll walk we need the exercise anyway yeah but thomas wane wouldn't

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have a wouldn't take a taxi he would have his own driver and everything exactly yeah that's another

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thing too well although they do i like this this also when we actually do see the batman

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backstory part where they're leaving the theater i like that this doesn't make it bruce's fault

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like they just left the theater and went home in a lot of other iterations of batman it's always

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he doesn't like the movie because the bats scare him or whatever the fuck and he wants to leave

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or it's an opera and he wants to leave or whatever right uh and it's like this it's scary i don't

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like it and then they leave and they go out the back exit and they're in an alley and then that's

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when shit goes down so i i i don't necessarily like when they make it his fault like i get that

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that would add to being batman in fact that could be the deciding factor of a batman versus not a

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batman so i feel like leaving actually this might be the most unrealistic batman because in this

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situation it's just batman and his bruce wayne and his family left the theater normally a

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walker a hooker she goes oh a family of three i better go try to fuck that i better try to she

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propositions the kid doesn't she doesn't she like say hey big boy and then like well in gotham

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yeah wedding god wait did this just happen i just saw the hooker just hits on a family of three

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i mean it also is the richest family so i mean uh let's see let's take a shot yeah so you're telling

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me that the other batman is because batman's a pussy and like oh this is scary and so his parents

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die and so his real model is don't be a pussy sort of no what i guess what i'm saying is the other

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batman the batman where it's his fault have more of a reason to be batman for those reasons yes

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he let fear get his parents killed he caused his parents to die he couldn't protect them it's his

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fault they went to the alley everything's on his shoulders his parents die you mix that with the

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grief with the anger and the rage and you give them unlimited power and you give them unlimited

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money and razak gul training him yeah you get a batman and i believe it but this won't be a pussy

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noble i won't be a pussy i won't let innocent families die i am justice like i mean you get it

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i'm pumped right now i want to start working you know i'm staring at the mirror in the morning

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when you put on the crap dude every time i imagine batman with his shirt off standing in front of the

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mirror which is often i get that i get that alex ross picture in my head where it's all the scars

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on his back and he just looks jack because you know he's probably a constant pain he doesn't

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show it but the version in this movie where he they walk out of the theater all scott free they

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walked out an alley and then just random violence happens in his family guys actually you know okay

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so now that i've said this that makes for an unrealistic batman i think it actually makes for

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a perfect batman in this universe because this batman is kind of not a badass like not as dark

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he's not that cool like i mean he's cool like don't get me wrong but he yeah he doesn't fuck

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people up so for him he's just trying to stop violence because violence took his parents out

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he's not beating himself up therefore needing to beat the shit out of villains like that's the

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other batman it's like oh great i don't have to hold back bane and then like you know whatever

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he just go fights hard as he wants even though bane fucks him up but that's also because bane

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had an even worse upbringing so it makes him even better if you want to be a superhero you got to

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have a bad upbringing tony stark he hacked the system by getting a bad origin story later on in

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life superman superman he's the north you can't go there with superman well no superman lost his

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entire planet mike that's worse no that's the worst thing that could ever happen think about it

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no one on earth has ever experienced anything like that yeah but it made him lighter not darker

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not darker that's well then no mom mom pocket made lighter uh good old you know farm equipment

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because if you do this daily and day out yeah because if you read uh the else world's red son

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and he lands in soviet russia in the 40s instead of uh instead of bunch different batman yeah they

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send him directly to fucking um what's his face the well no they sent him to the russian oligarch

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and he turns him into uberman or whatever and super inch runs the fucking world uh which makes

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lex luther the most it doesn't he rules the world just grab people around what's that from uberman

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maybe it wasn't uberman that he said i see a u on his chest but i might be thinking of like

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ultra man and that might be our underdog superman from uh the dark universe but doesn't

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oh what'd you say underdog underdog wait backwards r man he just has a backwards r on his chest

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underdogs uh no i remember underdog same time as um who's the the uh or who's that the detective

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the blue dog he was a cowboy are you talking about deputy dog how does he sound and barbara

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hey there davy or something like that that's pretty close yeah all right uh no no no i'm

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thinking of the dog from uh hey there davy from the davy uh davin goliath claymation yeah you're

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thinking of that all right everybody someone turn my adhd down someone help what is going on are we

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talking about batman anymore one of my first notes is harvey dent is black he is also lando

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calrissian those are just facts and they're very funny uh i did think that the the muggers

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slash junkies were very menacing and totally like real villain types like they were not redeemable

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um like the two the two thugs that robbed the the family right we'll find out later they're very much

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but what do you mean one of them is the joker so no no no i'm talking about the very beginning

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the two the one where he introduces himself as batman okay yeah on the roof like those two muggers

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are medicine and when he uh just just as he kicks one of their asses and he turns the other one's

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like i bet tell your friends your friends i like that that was a great line tell your friends

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give him a business card if they don't believe you also i know that i'm a bit of just a rumor

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right now but uh if you could tell them i'm real i'm half man half bat i'm super strong uh i am the

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knight um i'm vengeance also i have justice tell them i don't need to turn my head i can just turn

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my whole body yeah uh i'm i'm a body move guy and uh the taylor fucked this up when he made it

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my neck doesn't move i know you know that was the that was both that and the fact that he couldn't

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hear if he didn't turn he couldn't hear anything in that suit it was really fucked up i mean

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mike taylor really fucked up on this suit who's mike taylor christian bale one uh they uh

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i think they made a nod to it like uh morgan freeman's like uh we we changed the suit for

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you so now you can turn your head that's a good morgan freeman uh for a white guy i'm morgan

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freeman and you're watching fried red talk can we use that absolutely i am not ai well now you

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sound like ai that's exactly what ai would say i should write an ai program to just all it is is

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a ai that tries to convince people it's not an ai it's just it's all in programming i want you to

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be the most realistic thing where you trick people you're not an ai and then see what happens it's

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response to everything when asked are you an ai it's like no no it's just like a picture of it

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being all coy in the corner like the only way to make that dragging its its toe in the dirt

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it has to convince people that it's not ai and also to send it money

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send me five bucks i'll prove i'm not ai this is also the first batman voice oh this is you're

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right because previous to this was uh adam witt's 66 batman mike's batman where's uh the dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun of batman

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i mean i've seen a few episodes i'm not gonna watch it all i'm not gonna ever it's not on my

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list of things to watch i do appreciate the history of 66 batman i like that they've brought back

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specifically batman 66 in the comics so they've continued the the legacy on in a much more

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palatable format for me. I would say watch the movie. The movie is a good kind

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of just gives you kind of the idea of the entirety of 66 Batman. It's on my

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list of things I would watch is the movie. It's great. Is that shark

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repellent? Is that in the movie? Yes. Okay. Yes. It's better when you're a child.

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You know I've watched like episodes recently within the last few years and I

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remember liking it way more when I was a kid watching it on 6K.

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Oh. Fuck yeah. It's made for, yeah it was made for the time for one thing and children

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folks. It's very lighthearted. I feel like this 1989 Batman they didn't they didn't

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know whether they wanted to be like the older silly goofy Batman or like a new

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gritty darker one so it was like kind of both maybe a little more dark and gritty

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there's just like a lot of like goofy stuff in this. It's almost right in the

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middle. Yeah it's right in the middle. They did their own thing too like Batman

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has a fucking body count in this. When he blows that factory up later? Yeah he just

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bombs a factory. He's like here's my machine guns his way through a fucking

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doorway. If anyone was standing on the other side like a maintenance worker

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or whatever just gone. Machine guns his way through. You think he's those little

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balls coming out are gonna be like some sort of electrode like you know maybe

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shock everybody so he doesn't have a kill count. They're bombs and then he

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fucks off as the entire factory blows up. Imagine shareholders in that company.

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Considering the the graphics at the time like that actually looked pretty cool.

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Yeah I mean it did look like a little bit bad green screeny you get some of

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that. What if the factory was a part of Wayne Industries and Bruce Wayne just

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pulled a bunch of shares and he wants to fuck over everyone. Interesting or it's Wayne Industries and he's also

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insurance. He's also a cutthroat business man. He's like these guys here. Is that you? Is that yours? He's just in there

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annexing low-income housing just tearing down people's houses. Yeah he's just

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like I'm gonna insurance claim this all. I gotta make more people to fight

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because I'm Batman. He's like criminals are running out. I gotta destroy a whole complex.

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There's a there's a comic where at the end of it Batman retires to his room

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and Alfred he Alfred comes down he's in his like in his suit he he's sitting

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down at a mirror and he just talked to himself he's like I wish he would stop

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doing this to himself or whatever as he's applying makeup to himself and by

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the end of all the panel shots he's Joker and he puts on the laugh and he

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goes out to cause crime to give Batman something to do. And so if you really think

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about it though if I mean that was one of the biggest like if I know that Jack

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Napier is the Joker from a lot of source points there are some some jokers that I

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think aren't Jack Napier and like obviously there's the there's the else worlds

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or the the Flashpoint universe where Martha Wayne is Joker because Thomas

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Wayne and her the only one that gets killed in the alley is Bruce and so

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Thomas Wayne becomes old man Batman and Martha Wayne loses her fucking mind and

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becomes Joker. That's just good foreplay. Yeah when we've been married for a long time.

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There is sort of a there is so. Mike's laughing so hard right now.

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He basically become Batman and Joker in every man and every marriage. Who's the Batman who's the Joker?

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But yeah so Jack Napier as as Joker's classic I like it but Alfred as Joker

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is my favorite version of Joker because the idea that Alfred is doing it now we

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wouldn't get this Alfred obviously we wouldn't get the oldest Alfred that's

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ever existed. This is the worst this is the worst Alfred ever. Are you kidding this is the Alfred we get for the next

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four Batman movies? I don't care like these Alfred's suck dude. Have you watched

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Gotham? That Alfred fucking kicks ass. Actually I haven't seen that. That Alfred fucks. That's a I haven't seen it either but that

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that's a really young Alfred. Is that the same Alfred from the Pennyworth show? Is that a

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spin-off? I don't know. Was that? I've never seen Gotham. Did I make up Pennyworth? Is that not a

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that's a real show right? It's been a while since I watched it. I haven't even finished it. That is a show correct? Yes that is a show.

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I've never seen it. I need that to be proven but yeah I think Pennyworth is is Alfred

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Pennyworth like previously before he met the Waynes or whatever or when he meets

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Thomas. It's like a prequel. I'm talking strictly movies this is the worst Alfred. I disagree.

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There's a worst movie Alfred. I'm trying to think. Not comic books not TV shows. I think they did what they were going for was used to make him the

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replacement father. So they kind of that's what they were going for and I think they did that. But who's the worst Alfred? Who's the Alfred in?

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Okay I was like there's a 1940 Batman. There might be an Alfred in there. It can't Michael Cain's Batman is really good.

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I like but I like this this I like this Alfred but okay you might be right he's my because no I know Andy Circus's Alfred was a little bit lackluster.

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The newest the Batman. The newest the Batman. That one was just I love that movie. That was basically just the Batman the Alfred from Gotham except he doesn't do anything cool.

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That's what I'm saying he's the he's the most lackluster one because he didn't do anything. So if you want the worst Alfred it's him because it's definitely not the Alfred that's been the Alfred from 89 to 98.

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Like he's he's literally Michael Keaton's Alfred. He's Val Kilmer's Alfred and he's George Clooney's Alfred. And if you picture Alfred in your mind he's who you picture automatically.

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Yeah I was like they even did some like complicated adaptations. Also probably worst Commissioner Gordon in this movie too. We don't have a Commissioner Gordon do we? Oh we do. That's right.

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I didn't he's fat and old. Yeah I like him. This this Commissioner Gordon was very similar to the 66 Commissioner Gordon fat and old kind of not really badass at all just kind of just there.

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You know the the dirty cop that's like talking like this the whole time and it's just acting really hard to talk low and grasp me. Oh I bet this is the dirty cop.

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Yeah at first I thought oh is this Commissioner Gordon he sucks he's fat and old and then I see the real one oh he sucks he's fat and old.

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This was yeah so this must have been before they got a grip on that they want Gordon to be the police Batman like you know like and have him and Batman be like buddies.

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But it doesn't fit the story. This one fits the storyline better for Batman because if Commissioner Gordon was all that in real life I mean if you just make it realistic and Commissioner Gordon was all that you know

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you don't fucking need that. Well no. So you don't want a super strong great Commissioner Gordon or you don't need Batman.

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No no but you can look at Batman Begins and the Dark Knight trilogy that is an origin story of Batman with a strong Commissioner Gordon.

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But the thing is is they work good as a pair because Batman's allowed to have allies and he's allowed to have people so like.

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I felt like Commissioner Gordon was like I have to stay within the rule of Batman do my dirty work. Right. Yeah. Yeah.

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That's kind of he could be that's kind of carried through from 66 but at the same time he also says do my dirty work but can't go too far even though Batman normally wouldn't but sometimes his rage gets the best one.

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So he's both like you're my you're like my secret weapon that I have no control over but I'm trying to play in the middle and he protects him.

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But then later on they become like in the comics and the shows all this stuff they're they're like friends they're like dinner that big ass table together.

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Yeah like Gordon might even know who Batman is. I think that at some point. First of all everyone should know about this but whatever.

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That's just part of the lore. I don't know how in every one of these movies nobody figures out who Batman is.

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I agree with you that people should know that if there's someone with that much money you should start looking at people who are rich.

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My argument is fucking Superman just wears black. It's like same same issue.

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Same issue. I will say it's a common it's actually common throughout D.C.

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If you lucky lucky Borelli had a good joke about this where he's like how do they not know that Bruce is Batman.

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Maybe it's like Thomas and Martha Wayne's funeral like you know that that Wayne kid he's fucking he's being fucking weird just keep talking about bats and justice.

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I think I think the butler's fucking him. Where's child protective services when you need them.

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The line it's like hey Bruce we're sorry for your loss. It's OK. I'll get my revenge.

369
00:38:00,940 --> 00:38:03,940
He starts he starts talking the Batman voice. I'll get justice. Thank you.

370
00:38:03,940 --> 00:38:10,940
Oh you hit puberty so early. Hey Bruce we're sorry for your loss. That's fine. Tell them Batman's coming.

371
00:38:10,940 --> 00:38:16,940
I am the night. I am justice. Are you writing this down. I am vengeance.

372
00:38:16,940 --> 00:38:21,940
And the reporter in the beginning of this that's like trying to bother the crooked cop.

373
00:38:21,940 --> 00:38:26,940
Oh nox. Come on. Nox. Nox. Weird like facial twitches. I love it.

374
00:38:26,940 --> 00:38:30,940
I'm like that reporters on fucking drugs the whole movie. That casting is so perfect.

375
00:38:30,940 --> 00:38:37,940
So this was more of a I mean I agree the casting is phenomenal especially Tracy Walters and Bob McGoon.

376
00:38:37,940 --> 00:38:50,940
I think that the whole what I don't necessarily like about this movie is that the politics of the Gotham is the crux of the movie.

377
00:38:50,940 --> 00:39:00,940
Like Joker wants to take over the town and make money and stuff like he's not the Joker that I like which is just chaos for chaos sake.

378
00:39:00,940 --> 00:39:09,940
Right. Like that's the Joker. I like I like Joker walking in like getting all the money from the goons in Dark Knight and burning it to the fucking ground.

379
00:39:09,940 --> 00:39:14,940
I guess he sort of does that by throwing out money which is going to lead to my biggest crux of the movie. OK.

380
00:39:14,940 --> 00:39:24,940
I believe that Batman didn't all I'm willing to believe that Joker could survive a fall from that height into a bat and survive a chemical.

381
00:39:24,940 --> 00:39:34,940
Of course I survived. Yeah. I'm willing to believe that Batman has a little jet that can fly perfectly and seamlessly throughout Gotham without any issues.

382
00:39:34,940 --> 00:39:41,940
I'm willing to believe that his car even though Mythbusters prove that it's impossible to do that turn with the grappling hook.

383
00:39:41,940 --> 00:39:47,940
I'm even willing to believe any of the bullshit that falls from the movies after.

384
00:39:47,940 --> 00:39:55,940
But what I will not believe and I forgot what I was going to say because I was going too much out of the way.

385
00:39:55,940 --> 00:40:00,940
You guys notice how this like no no no stop me. I got to finish this.

386
00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:03,940
Fuck it's on my list.

387
00:40:03,940 --> 00:40:05,940
What do you not believe Andy?

388
00:40:05,940 --> 00:40:11,940
Damn it. No go back. What were we saying before?

389
00:40:11,940 --> 00:40:15,940
Your list was so long we lost.

390
00:40:15,940 --> 00:40:27,940
Shit. OK. Well you guys notice how this this movie is just like a mirror of the Christian Bale Joker movie like when he's flying the jet and the Joker's just like yeah come on.

391
00:40:27,940 --> 00:40:29,940
And then it's same thing in the Christian Bale.

392
00:40:29,940 --> 00:40:35,940
Wait stop. Wait wait. I got it. I got it. I got it. OK. Sorry. I know. Go back to that. But I need to get this out of my head.

393
00:40:35,940 --> 00:40:39,940
I'm willing to believe all of that including Mr. Freeze Freeze Rage.

394
00:40:39,940 --> 00:40:47,940
But what I'm not willing to believe for one moment is that Joker's goons you hand them 20 million dollars.

395
00:40:47,940 --> 00:40:58,940
Give them a working helicopter a bunch of just brightly colored cars and expect them to come rescue you on a rooftop when you're having a fight with Batman.

396
00:40:58,940 --> 00:41:01,940
Just for one moment you're a goon working in Gotham.

397
00:41:01,940 --> 00:41:05,940
Here you are. You finally start working for Jack Napier the Joker.

398
00:41:05,940 --> 00:41:09,940
He's weird. But now he hands you duffel bags full of money.

399
00:41:09,940 --> 00:41:12,940
Now you've got 20 million dollars at your disposal.

400
00:41:12,940 --> 00:41:15,940
He's also hands you a helicopter teaches you how to fly it.

401
00:41:15,940 --> 00:41:19,940
And now he's like all right please just hang around.

402
00:41:19,940 --> 00:41:23,940
And if I need you when I need to get me from the building if I was I would be so gone.

403
00:41:23,940 --> 00:41:32,940
There's a minute. Wait wait wait. Stop. That's our difference. Stop. Fear. That is the difference of your opinion from every other time there's a goon in every other movie.

404
00:41:32,940 --> 00:41:39,940
Every movie with the goons do their job properly. That's what you want. This time you want the goons not to do their job.

405
00:41:39,940 --> 00:41:45,940
I agree with what you're saying. Normally I am for goons doing goon stuff.

406
00:41:45,940 --> 00:41:55,940
That's what you're hired for. But on a realistic basis if I have goons I expect them to do a job to receive a paycheck.

407
00:41:55,940 --> 00:42:04,940
Right. OK. Now if I had some insane plan where I wanted to drop 20 million dollars around the parade right there would be safeguards in place.

408
00:42:04,940 --> 00:42:11,940
Not random helicopters available to my goons to run away. I wouldn't have like I wouldn't let them get away with it.

409
00:42:11,940 --> 00:42:16,940
If I'm in a situation where I say goon I need you to kill this guy because he's not giving me any information.

410
00:42:16,940 --> 00:42:21,940
I expect a bullet in the head three seconds later. The gun should just I hear a cocking noise and he's done.

411
00:42:21,940 --> 00:42:29,940
Should already be cocked if you're a bot. If I need you in this situation or if it's you know like medieval times that axe comes down the moment I say kill him.

412
00:42:29,940 --> 00:42:37,940
Not when some random bystander in the audience says wait slow motion. No. The axe is dropped. I'm like wait for what. I said kill him.

413
00:42:37,940 --> 00:42:50,940
I'm in charge here. But I wouldn't just then give that goon a chest full of gold and a big coach and like tell him hey I need you to just you know be around in case I need you and then expect him to stay.

414
00:42:50,940 --> 00:42:56,940
One good did the black guy the black guy. He fucked up that. Joker got his money's worth right there.

415
00:42:56,940 --> 00:43:05,940
Well that was sure. Yeah he got thrown down a bell tower. I bet you any goon that stuck around that didn't have access to the money were promised money afterwards.

416
00:43:05,940 --> 00:43:14,940
That's the only reason they stuck around. But I'm saying you give the goons 20. All I'm saying is I thought that was a huge plot hole that they should have addressed when they made this fucking movie.

417
00:43:14,940 --> 00:43:21,940
I think it's retarded maybe they just complain the other way because they didn't do their job. Maybe they were just super loyal.

418
00:43:21,940 --> 00:43:28,940
Super loyal and they feared him and they're like he's got something worse. I don't want to know. I did. OK listen to my to your to your credit.

419
00:43:28,940 --> 00:43:37,940
I already thought of an argument to my point and it's and it's that the Joker says hey so you think you could just fly away with my money don't you.

420
00:43:37,940 --> 00:43:45,940
You know that's a real good idea. Well guess what buddy. I got bombs on the helicopter and they blow up. I die. You don't believe me and then he just fucking blows up a goon.

421
00:43:45,940 --> 00:43:54,940
He's like just for the hell of it right. Because I farted. What else do you think. You know I got it up my sleeve right. Like that's so I get it. OK sure.

422
00:43:54,940 --> 00:44:09,940
But shut up. So I think Knox is great. I think he's a delightful character that we've never seen any Batman movie ever moving forward ever again.

423
00:44:09,940 --> 00:44:15,940
I don't know why they dropped the Knox reporter guy character like there should be an iteration in other movies.

424
00:44:15,940 --> 00:44:24,940
I mean maybe not the Tim Burton verse moving forward because they already he doesn't die. He could have came back for George Clooney's movie or whatever.

425
00:44:24,940 --> 00:44:29,940
He could have been in the fucking Flash movie. They did all that multiverse stuff at the end. You know what I mean.

426
00:44:29,940 --> 00:44:35,940
Like a cool parallel dynamic to like Peter Parker is Spider-Man and he gets pictures of Spider-Man.

427
00:44:35,940 --> 00:44:43,940
He's just taking selfies and selling them. There could be a thing where it's like oh this one reporter has a rapport with that man and says you know he wants justice.

428
00:44:43,940 --> 00:44:49,940
And then Knox gives Batman clues on things that he hears at the at the. I've not seen the other movies in so long.

429
00:44:49,940 --> 00:44:56,940
Are you 100 percent sure he's not in any of the follow ups. I am 98 percent sure. OK. I'm not sure.

430
00:44:56,940 --> 00:45:04,940
He goes to his boss and he's like look he gave me the business card. All right. Me and him are like this. Yeah. We're connected so well.

431
00:45:04,940 --> 00:45:09,940
Well you watched Batman Returns right afterwards. Is he in it. I don't remember him being in it.

432
00:45:09,940 --> 00:45:16,940
Yeah. Then he probably he would have been a main. They wouldn't have just stuck him in it. If it was it was just like a one off kind of situation.

433
00:45:16,940 --> 00:45:21,940
But it does it does feel like they just run together. You walk back to back.

434
00:45:21,940 --> 00:45:25,940
It's like Batman goes to sleep wake up and then the penguins fucking off now.

435
00:45:25,940 --> 00:45:31,940
It's like yeah you know that's how it should be. Like that's that's how like I like these movies.

436
00:45:31,940 --> 00:45:39,940
When they go right back back. Back to the future two and three is the best continuation.

437
00:45:39,940 --> 00:45:45,940
I wanted to. I mean all three go together. You can watch Back to the Future one through three nonstop.

438
00:45:45,940 --> 00:45:50,940
If you just cut out the credits it would be a perfect movie. Yeah. It would literally be.

439
00:45:50,940 --> 00:45:56,940
It's a little long. Because think about the ending of Back to the Future one and it ends.

440
00:45:56,940 --> 00:46:02,940
If you just cut out the credit part and cut immediately to them turning and Doc Brown is immediately coming back down.

441
00:46:02,940 --> 00:46:09,940
She's changed actresses. Might be a little bit of a maybe a little bit of a maybe that's why.

442
00:46:09,940 --> 00:46:13,940
But that would be like the one time everybody would be like whoa wait that's a different person.

443
00:46:13,940 --> 00:46:18,940
Yeah. Otherwise you don't when you have that space you don't really notice it as much.

444
00:46:18,940 --> 00:46:28,940
I'll tell you this. You know what they should do is take Crispin Glover and do and use his scenes.

445
00:46:28,940 --> 00:46:38,940
Use the other actresses scenes and do an older Crispin Glover for a Back to the Future four and just multiverse the shit.

446
00:46:38,940 --> 00:46:43,940
Because think about it Crispin Glover was Marty McFly. He is Marty McFly. Is he not.

447
00:46:43,940 --> 00:46:50,940
Or was it. No no no I'm thinking of not no not Michael J Fox. Not not Crispin Glover.

448
00:46:50,940 --> 00:46:54,940
The original. The other Eric Stoltz. I'm so sorry. OK. I meant to say that the whole time.

449
00:46:54,940 --> 00:47:00,940
Don't roast me. But Eric Stoltz was Marty McFly. They filmed a lot of him being Marty McFly.

450
00:47:00,940 --> 00:47:07,940
So what you could do is use Eric Stoltz now do as the main character in Back to the Future four.

451
00:47:07,940 --> 00:47:14,940
He is the multiverse Marty McFly that we already have back. We already have flashback footage for.

452
00:47:14,940 --> 00:47:19,940
Which is exact scenes from Back to the Future that were filmed the exact way they should have been filmed.

453
00:47:19,940 --> 00:47:25,940
You throw an old Marty McFly. You can even do a young CGI version of him and Doc Brown or whatever.

454
00:47:25,940 --> 00:47:30,940
Going back in time they could totally do Back to the Future. You could do Doc Brown now because he's still alive.

455
00:47:30,940 --> 00:47:36,940
Yeah. You could get back to the future for. He's looking pretty rough right now though.

456
00:47:36,940 --> 00:47:42,940
Sure. But it doesn't have to be a lot. Just one Great Scott and we move on to the CGI version.

457
00:47:42,940 --> 00:47:46,940
Great Scott. You're going to have to do this by yourself. He just walks in like airplane style like Great Scott.

458
00:47:46,940 --> 00:47:52,940
Well we already got that in a hundred ways to die in the West. Or is that what it's called?

459
00:47:52,940 --> 00:47:54,940
Yeah. The one with Seth MacArthur. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

460
00:47:54,940 --> 00:48:01,940
Because he goes he hears a bunch of shit going off in a barn and he walks up and he opens it up and it's Doc Brown working on the DeLorean.

461
00:48:01,940 --> 00:48:06,940
Covers it up. He goes Great Scott. And then that's it. So we already got that.

462
00:48:06,940 --> 00:48:14,940
They could make an easy continuation on that cut to Back to the Future 1 and 2 by just saying like fuck with something.

463
00:48:14,940 --> 00:48:22,940
Just multiverse. Just go full multiverse. Yeah. They could. They could even honestly.

464
00:48:22,940 --> 00:48:28,940
They could even introduce a third. What they could do is talk about the Marty McFly that got lost back in time.

465
00:48:28,940 --> 00:48:35,940
Because there's if you think about it Marty goes back to affect his parents. Right.

466
00:48:35,940 --> 00:48:40,940
Hey we can we can save those for the Back to the Future. We could do a Back to the Future episode.

467
00:48:40,940 --> 00:48:44,940
I was just about to say Batman leads to Back to the Future 4. Yeah.

468
00:48:44,940 --> 00:48:49,940
Somehow some way. Michael Keaton's Batman. Every. Yeah. Michael Keaton's Batman.

469
00:48:49,940 --> 00:48:54,940
Why don't we just make you know Batman go to the Back to the Future. Back to the Future.

470
00:48:54,940 --> 00:48:58,940
Oh by the way I have to share this. I watched this with Dario last night.

471
00:48:58,940 --> 00:49:04,940
And there's a moment where after Batman fucks Vicky Bale because this Batman fucks and I love it.

472
00:49:04,940 --> 00:49:08,940
That's his special power. He fucks and kills. He fucks and kills.

473
00:49:08,940 --> 00:49:15,940
He fucks Vicky Bale and then he goes to sleep on the upside down bar or he's working out or he's sleeping.

474
00:49:15,940 --> 00:49:20,940
Whatever he's doing. And Dario turns to me thinking he's got the funniest joke in the fucking world.

475
00:49:20,940 --> 00:49:24,940
He goes he's got a bat back. And I'm like what do you mean?

476
00:49:24,940 --> 00:49:33,940
He's like like a bad back. But he's Batman. And I was like do you think in bed that this Batman goes I got I got a bat cock.

477
00:49:33,940 --> 00:49:37,940
And he's like oh forgot. Batarang. Yeah.

478
00:49:37,940 --> 00:49:43,940
Check out my Batarang. I think he's got a regular cock. But he wears the utility belt while he fucks.

479
00:49:43,940 --> 00:49:47,940
And he's got a bunch of little butt plugs and stuff that he can just pull out at any time.

480
00:49:47,940 --> 00:49:51,940
He's got one of them curved cocks. It's a Batarang.

481
00:49:51,940 --> 00:49:58,940
All right. You guys are thinking I mean OK yeah. Now that you've said it he definitely has a Batarang cock.

482
00:49:58,940 --> 00:50:09,940
So when Joker becomes Joker that whole fight scene in that factory or whatever the hallway shooting with the cops looks so fucking bad.

483
00:50:09,940 --> 00:50:16,940
There's also bat wires. There's there's a wire. There's a whole like space truckers level fucking wire scene.

484
00:50:16,940 --> 00:50:23,940
Oh I didn't notice. Oh that's that's that's funny. I mean you see the slight glare.

485
00:50:23,940 --> 00:50:40,940
I'll say this the I guess I hate always saying it's a product of its time because like it is it's harder and harder and harder to enjoy classic media for me because the further and further we get from it the worse and worse it feels.

486
00:50:40,940 --> 00:50:48,940
Oh yeah. Like that fight season this compared to the movie we just watched. Yeah. What Jackie Chan first strike. No it's not compared to Deadpool.

487
00:50:48,940 --> 00:50:55,940
Oh yeah. It's not even just that. It's fucking when they're eating at that that big ass table and she's on one side.

488
00:50:55,940 --> 00:51:00,940
Yeah. Those bowls were empty the entire time that that goes to a closing shot.

489
00:51:00,940 --> 00:51:06,940
You just see the bowls are fucking empty. That scene made me laugh out loud like I looked up and I was like what the fuck are they doing.

490
00:51:06,940 --> 00:51:11,940
Yeah. Like a 12 foot table like and she's like all the way over there.

491
00:51:11,940 --> 00:51:15,940
Mike these guys do they even like each other. It seems like they don't.

492
00:51:15,940 --> 00:51:22,940
They're just fucking over like that. He's Bruce Wayne and she's like I'm going to get me a baby and I'm going to get that money.

493
00:51:22,940 --> 00:51:33,940
That was just a Tim Burton choice. I think it's he must have saw that on a sitcom from fucking 20 years before this movie was made or read it in a book or something like that.

494
00:51:33,940 --> 00:51:44,940
It seems like a joke that they would have made in the 1800s where someone's just like how do you think the Queen and King hear each other when they're sitting on opposite sides of a big table.

495
00:51:44,940 --> 00:51:49,940
Do you think they can hear each other. It's probably real funny like and they're eating and they're like hello.

496
00:51:49,940 --> 00:51:55,940
I love you. And then she's like I can't hear you. What you know it's Monty Python ish.

497
00:51:55,940 --> 00:52:04,940
Yeah. OK. That's why I did my Python voice I guess. But I that was my old English voice and I just for the first time and I feel like it's Monty Python.

498
00:52:04,940 --> 00:52:16,940
That's all that was. All right. I've watched this with subtitles on and there's a whole part of the movie where I didn't take any notes and I just but I took one note for that entire section.

499
00:52:16,940 --> 00:52:25,940
It's a maniacal laughter in brackets. Oh yeah. That's funny. How are they going to know he's laughing. They can't hear. It's maniacal.

500
00:52:25,940 --> 00:52:33,940
Jack Palance is diet Clint Eastwood and you cannot convince me otherwise.

501
00:52:33,940 --> 00:52:47,940
Every I thought he was Clint Eastwood until I realized he wasn't Clint Eastwood and then even then I wasn't sure. But Jack Palance definitely but I love Jack plants because if I'm if I'm not mistaken he's curly from city slickers.

502
00:52:47,940 --> 00:53:07,940
Tangent alert. Yeah I know but have you guys ever seen city slickers. So city slickers opens with we're not going to do a whole breakdown but city slickers opens with what's his name Billy Crystal and his friends Daniel Stern running in the running of the bulls in

503
00:53:07,940 --> 00:53:20,940
the capital of Spain and he gets scored by a bull and then he has to go get the surgery or whatever that when I saw that as a kid I was obsessed with the running of the bulls.

504
00:53:20,940 --> 00:53:33,940
I was like what is that. That's a thing people do people run with anyone is this stupid and so he went yeah somebody is somebody is that stupid and then I made it a lifelong goal Michael thank you.

505
00:53:33,940 --> 00:53:51,940
I'm going to be putting on my my little teary eyed story of childhood and it turns me into a guy that wanted to do that. And so I did. And so I went to Spain in like 20 2009 or whatever and I ran with the bulls and not horns but I got hit by a bull and it was pretty cool.

506
00:53:51,940 --> 00:53:58,940
It was his ass and he hit me to a wall a little bit he did try to get me with his horse but I was already too fast.

507
00:53:58,940 --> 00:54:05,940
Must have been a different Andy. What do you mean. What do you mean by that.

508
00:54:05,940 --> 00:54:13,940
Do you think you can outrun 2009 Andy now. Well here's the thing. Zach what you might not know is I've been fat for quite some time.

509
00:54:13,940 --> 00:54:23,940
So I actually, when I was also when I was running with the bulls I was also quite fat and when I looked around that's not the question.

510
00:54:23,940 --> 00:54:30,940
I don't think I could. When I looked around though I saw everybody because there's like thousands of people that want to do this.

511
00:54:30,940 --> 00:54:34,940
I look at me every single person I'm looking at.

512
00:54:34,940 --> 00:54:39,940
Like I feel like they all just had six packs and they all just look like they ran marathons for a living.

513
00:54:39,940 --> 00:54:44,940
Dario. Yeah all of them were Dario's and every single one of them looked scared.

514
00:54:44,940 --> 00:54:47,940
And so I was like I'm going to die today.

515
00:54:47,940 --> 00:54:54,940
I'm going to die today and one guy turns to me one super ripped native guy who's done this a million times he goes hey man.

516
00:54:54,940 --> 00:55:04,940
So I asked him how it works and he goes it's a two mile road and they you get about 20 minutes to find your spot along the road for where you want to start running.

517
00:55:04,940 --> 00:55:10,940
Some people start at the very bottom and they do the two miles uphill. It's a steep hill with these bulls.

518
00:55:10,940 --> 00:55:14,940
This guy tells me he's like yeah but you don't want to do that.

519
00:55:14,940 --> 00:55:18,940
You want to go I'd say go basically near the top.

520
00:55:18,940 --> 00:55:25,940
It's like a 1.8 mile. Yeah 1.8 miles past something called Dead Man's Corner.

521
00:55:25,940 --> 00:55:35,940
I'm like go past that. Which is and he's like oh that's the part where a lot of people you get stuck there the bulls tend to run into the corner and they start fucking losing their minds.

522
00:55:35,940 --> 00:55:42,940
People get smashed. I'm like all right. So I went past Dead Man's Corner and I found where all these 60 to 80 year old men were.

523
00:55:42,940 --> 00:55:53,940
And I stood with them and then they said wait for the first set of bulls to run by and run in between the two sets because you don't want to get trampled twice if you fuck up.

524
00:55:53,940 --> 00:56:03,940
And so I ran so I let them so I hear I hear noise. We hear the gunshots go off. It's minutes right before they get up here.

525
00:56:03,940 --> 00:56:08,940
But the adrenaline is just I'm like I'm dressed in the white and red outfits that you wear.

526
00:56:08,940 --> 00:56:15,940
I've got the sash on and everything. I have my little rolled up newspaper because you have to you're you're not supposed to grab the bull.

527
00:56:15,940 --> 00:56:23,940
So the bull is like on top of somebody doing them. You're not supposed to like you know the paper you hit him with the paper to distract like a dog.

528
00:56:23,940 --> 00:56:29,940
Yeah. I like how two minutes after we're like all right we're on a back to the future tangent.

529
00:56:29,940 --> 00:56:34,940
Less than two minutes later we went on a city slickers and then a trip to what are we smoking.

530
00:56:34,940 --> 00:56:55,940
Yeah. But but but I'll say this if you grab the bull that if the bull doesn't fuck you up like you better hope the bull hurts you enough that the paramedics get you because the moment you get off that bull 15 20 Spaniards are on top of you kicking the living shit out of you because it's sacred.

531
00:56:55,940 --> 00:57:04,940
Don't touch the bulls. It's like the number one rule is you're going to you respect the animal you're tiring them out for the bull fights later to eat stuff like I mean you're going to eat them.

532
00:57:04,940 --> 00:57:13,940
It's a big it's a huge thing. These bulls are they're not just they're not just anything. They're just running the bulls. It's a it's a ceremony for them and it's also you go into an arena.

533
00:57:13,940 --> 00:57:30,940
You go into an arena but I hear noise and I look down the little street and I see dead man's court right at the top of it and I see just people just screaming running. I see a bunch of people and then I see four mini Coopers with horns, driving up.

534
00:57:30,940 --> 00:57:46,940
I mean that's the size of what these bulls. That's what it felt not actual mini Coopers and I'm like was I duped to this whole time and people just going to run me over it's Carmageddon in Spain. No, but I saw three I saw about four bulls the size of mini Coopers with

535
00:57:46,940 --> 00:58:01,940
horns just running up street side by side. I had no room I had to squeeze against the wall and like hug it tight. They go by inches from right and then I read and your prize for getting to the end of the street is you run into an arena.

536
00:58:01,940 --> 00:58:19,940
Once all the bulls have gone in they just start letting the bulls loose in the arena and they shut the door and I saw so many people get fucked up. I saw one guy not paying attention bull hooked him from beneath the lake flipped this guy went to flips in the air landed on his head paramedics

537
00:58:19,940 --> 00:58:36,940
ran and got him. I saw for me, the way I got hit was, I'm like, I'm super excited probably a couple hundred people in the arena. I'm against the wall, and there's this really cute Asian chick, and she's gonna leaning against the wall and I'm at the most adrenaline handsomest I've ever felt.

538
00:58:36,940 --> 00:58:51,940
I just ran up the blood and say what's up baby but I was like talking to her whatever. And as she's talking to me. I see her eyes widen. And I look behind me and the mass of people that I've been using as a shield had split, and there's a bull with his eyes locked on me running,

539
00:58:51,940 --> 00:59:05,940
and I'm alone, and I'm like, and I run, and I just get to the side enough where his body smashes me against the wall and at that point I jumped over the wall and I got out of it. I didn't last the seven rounds of bullfighting I got about three or four in and then after you

540
00:59:05,940 --> 00:59:17,940
jumped out of the ring you say, I'm Batman. I should have. I'm bullman. Anyways, Batman's fighting these guys in the alley, his parents got shot in. You know what Austin, that is some bullshit what you're doing right now.

541
00:59:17,940 --> 00:59:30,940
Just trying to stop my nostalgia, but thank you. Do you know who they originally wanted as Batman for this movie? Val Kilmer? No. Mel Gibson. Mel Gibson would have been an awesome guy. And then who else?

542
00:59:30,940 --> 00:59:50,940
We almost got Willem Dafoe as Joker. They wanted Robin Williams too. That was just a rumor to get Jack Nicholson. They offered him that and then yeah. Basically he didn't like they used him as bait and that's when he was like, nope, I'm not working with you guys anymore until you apologize publicly.

543
00:59:50,940 --> 01:00:01,940
Same with that. They did the same thing to get Jim Carrey as a riddler. Robin Williams refused to work for Warner Brothers for like years after that. That's fucked up. Don't use him as bait.

544
01:00:01,940 --> 01:00:13,940
I get someone else. Jack Nicholson doesn't want the biggest role of his fucking career. Don't give it to him. I hate when actors like that. I hate when companies are like, oh we really want this actor so we're going to do a bunch of bullshit to get him. Fuck you.

545
01:00:13,940 --> 01:00:24,940
There's a million actors out there that will do as good or better of a job because they're passionate about the role. Sorry, that's just not true. There's nobody's going to do a better job than Jack Nicholson. Willem Dafoe was just mentioned.

546
01:00:24,940 --> 01:00:34,940
I think Willem Dafoe, as we saw with Green Goblin, it's not his fault the Green Goblin costume looked weird and they went with a wacky route for the Spider-Man movies. I love those movies, don't get me wrong.

547
01:00:34,940 --> 01:00:46,940
But they went with a wacky route. If you look at the newest Spider-Man with the Green Goblin and you see how he could have done for Green Goblin, you're like, holy shit, that's a powerful fucking character that they did not give due diligence to.

548
01:00:46,940 --> 01:00:55,940
I think him as Joker, with the time and prep to be Joker, Willem fucking Dafoe would have crushed it. I think he would have been great. It would have been a different movie.

549
01:00:55,940 --> 01:01:05,940
It would have been different, but I still could hear him right now going, my face on the one dollar bill. It wouldn't sound like Jack Nicholson, so I just did the voice, but he would make it his own.

550
01:01:05,940 --> 01:01:09,940
I second that. This Joker, worth Joker in my opinion.

551
01:01:09,940 --> 01:01:16,940
Yeah, I don't even. That is blasphemy. Right down there with Jared Leto Joker.

552
01:01:16,940 --> 01:01:20,940
I forgot about Jared Leto Joker. Jared Leto is probably the worst Joker.

553
01:01:20,940 --> 01:01:26,940
But this is probably third out of four. I enjoy Heath Ledger.

554
01:01:26,940 --> 01:01:31,940
Heath Ledger is number one and this is number two. I also enjoy the last Joker.

555
01:01:31,940 --> 01:01:36,940
Worst movie Joker. I feel like I have to keep specifying. Worst movie Joker.

556
01:01:36,940 --> 01:01:42,940
Him and Jared Leto, right in the same fucking cesspool at the bottom.

557
01:01:42,940 --> 01:01:50,940
I think Jared Leto is worse than Jack Nicholson's, but for me it's Heath Ledger's.

558
01:01:50,940 --> 01:01:54,940
Who would you rather fight? Jack Nicholson Joker or Jared Leto Joker?

559
01:01:54,940 --> 01:01:59,940
Well, I'd probably just throw some crack on the ground for Jared Leto's Joker and he would just ignore me. Good point.

560
01:01:59,940 --> 01:02:03,940
I would fight. You don't have any crack. You don't know that. And you can't kill yourself.

561
01:02:03,940 --> 01:02:09,940
Look, Jack Nicholson's Joker is the least threatening. He just comes around and just pops people.

562
01:02:09,940 --> 01:02:13,940
Well, I mean he's fucking jacked. Would you fight Jared Leto? How about that?

563
01:02:13,940 --> 01:02:17,940
Would you rather fight Jared Leto or Jack Nicholson? I'd be like, your band 30 Seconds of Mars sucks.

564
01:02:17,940 --> 01:02:21,940
You're comparing character traits like when you say he's the least threatening.

565
01:02:21,940 --> 01:02:26,940
That's the character he's supposed to be least threatening because he's trying to get the city on his side.

566
01:02:26,940 --> 01:02:30,940
That's his job. Well, in this movie he's trying to get the city on his side. Not Heath Ledger's Joker.

567
01:02:30,940 --> 01:02:34,940
No, no, no. This Joker. We're talking about he said he's not threatening.

568
01:02:34,940 --> 01:02:39,940
I'm like he's he's not supposed to be threatening. He's trying to trick people. He's the trickster in this movie.

569
01:02:39,940 --> 01:02:42,940
A little different. But here's the thing. If we're talking about who I'd rather fight.

570
01:02:42,940 --> 01:02:48,940
Oh, as I say, he's more like political in this one. Yeah, which I this is. Yeah. The whole versus maniacal.

571
01:02:48,940 --> 01:02:53,940
Yeah, which I'm not a huge fan of. But I will say this of all the jokers I'd rather fight.

572
01:02:53,940 --> 01:02:55,940
It would be Jack Nicholson at the top. Joker. Why?

573
01:02:55,940 --> 01:03:02,940
Because I'm pretty sure I could take a guy who gets his kicks listening to Prince and throwing paint on fucking painting at museums.

574
01:03:02,940 --> 01:03:09,940
It's like, oh, how maniacal is your Joker? Well, he really trashed a museum and then he gave all the citizens of Gotham 20 million dollars.

575
01:03:09,940 --> 01:03:13,940
He's a notorious vandal and a philanthropist. And he's a vandal.

576
01:03:13,940 --> 01:03:19,940
The weapon on the side, he just does like martial arts. He's just one of them guys that goes into everything.

577
01:03:19,940 --> 01:03:24,940
Millionaire philanthropist. He's like, by the way, I'm a black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, Andy.

578
01:03:24,940 --> 01:03:28,940
And he's like, you're like, oh, okay. Jared Leto Joker. Unpredictable fucking murderous.

579
01:03:28,940 --> 01:03:33,940
Yeah, even though he was a shitty joker, he floated a joker. Fucking psychotic murderous.

580
01:03:33,940 --> 01:03:38,940
You don't fuck with these crazy anarchists. You wouldn't want to fight like the walking phoenix joker.

581
01:03:38,940 --> 01:03:41,940
Like he seemed like a fucking. You know what? You're right.

582
01:03:41,940 --> 01:03:44,940
He's probably the most he's probably the most maniacal. I forgot about watching.

583
01:03:44,940 --> 01:03:51,940
Actually, I haven't seen Joker. You haven't seen it? No, but I found out Sam Merrill plays a part in it as a comedian.

584
01:03:51,940 --> 01:03:55,940
And I have to go watch it just for that now. How about just for the fact that it's a really good movie?

585
01:03:55,940 --> 01:03:58,940
That's what I that's what I'm hearing. I don't even. Where is it even screaming?

586
01:03:58,940 --> 01:04:02,940
Everything. The sequel is coming out. It's on Max. If you really want to watch it.

587
01:04:02,940 --> 01:04:05,940
It's been out for years. The sequel is coming out. I know. I just I never got around to it.

588
01:04:05,940 --> 01:04:09,940
I've seen the Batman, the Robert Patton. Yeah. And so the new one.

589
01:04:09,940 --> 01:04:14,940
I hear the thing. So, OK, that's that's my least favorite joker from the Batman.

590
01:04:14,940 --> 01:04:21,940
Wait, was there if you if you look in that right, you know, get in solitary and that's not the Riddler's the enemy in that one.

591
01:04:21,940 --> 01:04:27,940
But you get that if you go on YouTube and you watch the deleted scene with Batman talking to Joker from the Batman,

592
01:04:27,940 --> 01:04:30,940
that doesn't there's a whole 10 minute like there's a whole. Yeah.

593
01:04:30,940 --> 01:04:34,940
Yeah. Fully does it make it to the final movie? No, then it's not.

594
01:04:34,940 --> 01:04:38,940
It's not really prime. Sure. It might not be canon. It's not prime Joker.

595
01:04:38,940 --> 01:04:41,940
It's not even prime the Batman. And that's when he's just starting out.

596
01:04:41,940 --> 01:04:45,940
But it doesn't matter if we're talking about Joker's portrayals in movies.

597
01:04:45,940 --> 01:04:49,940
This is a fully filmed for the Batman thing that they just didn't put in for time or for whatever.

598
01:04:49,940 --> 01:04:52,940
Maybe they didn't want to introduce the Joker for whatever reason.

599
01:04:52,940 --> 01:04:57,940
But it's built and it has Robert Pattinson as Batman talking to him in prison.

600
01:04:57,940 --> 01:05:01,940
And it's the same one from the movie. So it's it's just a deleted scene.

601
01:05:01,940 --> 01:05:11,940
I think it's because in Flashpoint, they even brought Nicholas Cage Superman into it, but they didn't bring that Joker in.

602
01:05:11,940 --> 01:05:14,940
Well, I think we didn't put it in.

603
01:05:14,940 --> 01:05:18,940
They didn't make the Nicholas Cage Superman, but they threw that in there like plus.

604
01:05:18,940 --> 01:05:24,940
They put they put Joker in that movie overshadowed Riddler by far, no matter how long it was.

605
01:05:24,940 --> 01:05:32,940
Sure. But to your point, they the fact that he's in Flashpoint makes it canon.

606
01:05:32,940 --> 01:05:39,940
So Nick Cage Superman exists is 100 percent canon to DC cinema. Yes.

607
01:05:39,940 --> 01:05:43,940
But they don't they cover all the Batman's kind of film.

608
01:05:43,940 --> 01:05:46,940
They cover 66 through the 80s, the 90s and all that.

609
01:05:46,940 --> 01:05:50,940
So they didn't do Batman, though, because that had come out after.

610
01:05:50,940 --> 01:05:53,940
And the Batman is I think an else world, isn't it?

611
01:05:53,940 --> 01:05:55,940
What happened?

612
01:05:55,940 --> 01:05:57,940
I came out before Flashpoint.

613
01:05:57,940 --> 01:06:00,940
It is. What are we doing?

614
01:06:00,940 --> 01:06:04,940
This is arguing about the continuity of the Joker that you keep shitting on that didn't even get a chance.

615
01:06:04,940 --> 01:06:08,940
Yeah. OK. Well, I just that's my least favorite Joker.

616
01:06:08,940 --> 01:06:12,940
And I think Jack Nicholson's Joker has bad motives. I think it's just it's political.

617
01:06:12,940 --> 01:06:15,940
It's weird. He wants to space on the one dollar bill, which I think is a great line.

618
01:06:15,940 --> 01:06:19,940
I don't like the Do You Dance with the Devil in the Pale Moonlight?

619
01:06:19,940 --> 01:06:25,940
I don't like it as a line only because he says, I like to say that to all the people I fear before I kill them.

620
01:06:25,940 --> 01:06:29,940
Don't explain the joke. If you're going to be the Joker, be good at your jokes.

621
01:06:29,940 --> 01:06:33,940
Like if your joke is you want to say something super melodramatic right before shooting everybody.

622
01:06:33,940 --> 01:06:36,940
I like that. That's funny because then it's like random.

623
01:06:36,940 --> 01:06:39,940
It's like, why do you just say that? And then you die. It's funny.

624
01:06:39,940 --> 01:06:43,940
Like, haha. But like, that's how I would kill people if I were to still kill people.

625
01:06:43,940 --> 01:06:50,940
The only movie Joker that dies to. Maybe he also he's made out of fucking adamantium.

626
01:06:50,940 --> 01:06:56,940
His whole body survived the sidewalk underneath them, which is funny.

627
01:06:56,940 --> 01:07:02,940
It's just shitty concrete pours really. It's Gotham construction more than it is his body.

628
01:07:02,940 --> 01:07:06,940
That's why he's like, maybe he is the best Joker. He has an adamantium skeleton.

629
01:07:06,940 --> 01:07:12,940
It's made of the same sidewalk as from the Matrix simulation when Neo can't fly.

630
01:07:12,940 --> 01:07:16,940
What do you think the moment you're loaded into a simulation?

631
01:07:16,940 --> 01:07:21,940
I can fly. I'm just saying the moment you plug me into a video game and they're like,

632
01:07:21,940 --> 01:07:24,940
you could play this video game any way you want. I'm like, cool.

633
01:07:24,940 --> 01:07:29,940
And I fly out of there with my dick out and I'm fucking just spawning naked bitches flying from the.

634
01:07:29,940 --> 01:07:31,940
Is that how you're flying with your dick? Yeah.

635
01:07:31,940 --> 01:07:35,940
There's like a helicopter and you're just like sitting there and I go dick forward everywhere.

636
01:07:35,940 --> 01:07:40,940
I think it's funny that every time we watch like a great movie, like well loved movie,

637
01:07:40,940 --> 01:07:46,940
we talk about all sorts of different movies, but the movie we watch.

638
01:07:46,940 --> 01:07:51,940
I was getting back to it because this is like there's good choreography in this.

639
01:07:51,940 --> 01:07:55,940
In one part where he goes to the alleyway where his parents got shot,

640
01:07:55,940 --> 01:08:01,940
which is also where he left a rose there where they died instead of their fucking grave.

641
01:08:01,940 --> 01:08:08,940
That's where they really rest. He gives her the he has her grab the thing on his belt and like it zips her up.

642
01:08:08,940 --> 01:08:11,940
And he's like, hang on. And she's like, ah, yes, sir.

643
01:08:11,940 --> 01:08:13,940
He starts fighting the guys in the alleyway.

644
01:08:13,940 --> 01:08:17,940
I thought wouldn't it be so funny if she couldn't hang on and didn't let go.

645
01:08:17,940 --> 01:08:19,940
And while he's fighting, there's people she just falls.

646
01:08:19,940 --> 01:08:23,940
I just thought it was funny that he's like, how much you weigh. Yeah.

647
01:08:23,940 --> 01:08:30,940
Smart. Also, if it was if it was if this was made today, the how much do you weigh would get a look or a slap.

648
01:08:30,940 --> 01:08:31,940
Yeah. You know what I mean? Like that.

649
01:08:31,940 --> 01:08:35,940
I've seen that show then because like you never ask women their weight. How much do you weigh?

650
01:08:35,940 --> 01:08:39,940
Excuse me, we don't have time. And then he just goes right over.

651
01:08:39,940 --> 01:08:43,940
They could ask you how tall you are. Wow.

652
01:08:43,940 --> 01:08:45,940
I hate those guys. How are you?

653
01:08:45,940 --> 01:08:50,940
You sound hateful on that. Yeah. That's why I said that's not how I feel.

654
01:08:50,940 --> 01:08:52,940
OK, because you're not a short. I'm not a short king.

655
01:08:52,940 --> 01:08:55,940
I feel like I'm fairly short. No, no, no.

656
01:08:55,940 --> 01:09:00,940
You sure you I went to everyone's looking at. I know.

657
01:09:00,940 --> 01:09:02,940
I was like, no, no one's here. Oh, wow.

658
01:09:02,940 --> 01:09:05,940
He's got a he's sitting down and quiet all the time.

659
01:09:05,940 --> 01:09:07,940
It's until he stands up. Oh, boy. That's a big boy.

660
01:09:07,940 --> 01:09:09,940
You're not that short. No, I'm taller than my wife.

661
01:09:09,940 --> 01:09:11,940
So I really that's all that matters.

662
01:09:11,940 --> 01:09:14,940
Well, it's my kids will be taller than me and I'm happy for that.

663
01:09:14,940 --> 01:09:20,940
I dated a girl that was like a few inches short of being a midget or tall being a midget, I guess.

664
01:09:20,940 --> 01:09:22,940
In that case, that's the dream.

665
01:09:22,940 --> 01:09:27,940
See, I got I just went to a see their concert on Fremont.

666
01:09:27,940 --> 01:09:28,940
See there. See there. Yes.

667
01:09:28,940 --> 01:09:31,940
It was a click, click, boom.

668
01:09:31,940 --> 01:09:40,940
No, that's that's saliva. See, there's a fine again remedy.

669
01:09:40,940 --> 01:09:42,940
You would if you heard it. Yeah.

670
01:09:42,940 --> 01:09:45,940
So it's a favorite band of mine from childhood.

671
01:09:45,940 --> 01:09:47,940
Anyways, I went there and my wife hates crowds.

672
01:09:47,940 --> 01:09:49,940
So we always are at the back.

673
01:09:49,940 --> 01:09:53,940
Like she never lets me have fun and like sit up there and squished against people.

674
01:09:53,940 --> 01:09:57,940
And I was I was I was towering over these people.

675
01:09:57,940 --> 01:10:01,940
And I'm like, I'm not that tall, like I'm around six foot.

676
01:10:01,940 --> 01:10:03,940
But I would say I am.

677
01:10:03,940 --> 01:10:10,940
And I'm just I'm seeing like bald heads like like like maybe maybe the new generation is just going to get taller and taller.

678
01:10:10,940 --> 01:10:12,940
Like they're all going to be giants eventually.

679
01:10:12,940 --> 01:10:20,940
Yeah, I can't. I want to go to Japan just once and wear a Godzilla costume.

680
01:10:20,940 --> 01:10:22,940
They're going to rise out of the water.

681
01:10:22,940 --> 01:10:26,940
Just that'd be great.

682
01:10:26,940 --> 01:10:28,940
They just shoot you.

683
01:10:28,940 --> 01:10:33,940
They dig first. They slap you with the slap you with newspaper.

684
01:10:33,940 --> 01:10:37,940
You can't respect Godzilla.

685
01:10:37,940 --> 01:10:42,940
I can see that they all just run around little newspapers just smacking Godzilla's tail.

686
01:10:42,940 --> 01:10:45,940
We've been waiting for this day.

687
01:10:45,940 --> 01:10:52,940
That would be like in this movie where the Joker puts on a pair of glasses as you would hit a guy with glasses, would you?

688
01:10:52,940 --> 01:10:57,940
He's basically slapstick, basically slapstick.

689
01:10:57,940 --> 01:10:58,940
Thank you, Michael.

690
01:10:58,940 --> 01:11:08,940
So I feel like this movie did a very good portray of like in between of like being serious, taking itself serious and having fun with the being a comic book.

691
01:11:08,940 --> 01:11:18,940
I well, OK, but then it decides in the middle of the fucking movie and never do this again to give us the spinning newspaper fucking exposition dump.

692
01:11:18,940 --> 01:11:26,940
Come on. That was the callback to the nineteen sixty six. I get that absolutely directly from the show for fucking sure this was just missing a pal.

693
01:11:26,940 --> 01:11:31,940
Unnecessary. You don't need to give the old guys in the in the in the crowd a boner for it.

694
01:11:31,940 --> 01:11:32,940
It's well, you know what?

695
01:11:32,940 --> 01:11:36,940
Saying that if we're about to review Deadpool, I was going to say, yeah, what do you say?

696
01:11:36,940 --> 01:11:40,940
So never mind, because a lot of what I'm going to say for that is I love inside jokes.

697
01:11:40,940 --> 01:11:42,940
Just because you weren't there in 66.

698
01:11:42,940 --> 01:11:47,940
But yeah, I mean, like if you were a child during the 70s and then you're an adult for this one, you would love that.

699
01:11:47,940 --> 01:11:54,940
I mean, I'm probably it sounds like I like this movie a lot more than any of you simply because I grew up watching 66.

700
01:11:54,940 --> 01:11:58,940
Batman, I was in the 70s is when I was watching.

701
01:11:58,940 --> 01:12:01,940
That's why I like the campy version of Batman forever.

702
01:12:01,940 --> 01:12:03,940
The eighteen hundreds comic books.

703
01:12:03,940 --> 01:12:07,940
I don't think he has those came out in the twenty teams.

704
01:12:07,940 --> 01:12:10,940
Yeah, we had to ruin a joke.

705
01:12:10,940 --> 01:12:18,940
It's a joke and those are and those are Marvel. That's not it's Marvel. Eighteen hundred. That's not DC. We're talking about you talking about when when Iron Man, Dr.

706
01:12:18,940 --> 01:12:22,940
Strange and Peter Parker go back to your like eighteen hundred versions of the self.

707
01:12:22,940 --> 01:12:24,940
I got your joke. It's OK. Yeah, Mike got the joke.

708
01:12:24,940 --> 01:12:31,940
Moving on. Well, you can't you should have picked a different if you didn't mean my Jesus.

709
01:12:31,940 --> 01:12:33,940
You should have called it the sixteen hundred seventeen.

710
01:12:33,940 --> 01:12:38,940
You can't pick eighteen hundred if there's a fucking that's like, oh, yeah, it's like he really lives in the else world.

711
01:12:38,940 --> 01:12:42,940
We're talking about the DC elseworlds, even though we're having a conversation about some Mike's quote.

712
01:12:42,940 --> 01:12:44,940
I grew up watching 66 Batman.

713
01:12:44,940 --> 01:12:48,940
And then I said, yeah, and you also read the eighteen hundreds fucking comics.

714
01:12:48,940 --> 01:12:54,940
You old bitch. Right now, if I looked up Google, the eighteen hundred comics, we're going to see a whole line of Marvel comics.

715
01:12:54,940 --> 01:12:57,940
And so you got to be more specific. It was an old joke.

716
01:12:57,940 --> 01:13:00,940
It was an old joke. It was an old joke. It was calling.

717
01:13:00,940 --> 01:13:09,940
It also coincided with your ADHD brain of knowing every comic apparently talking about like cave drawings, you know, those kind of comics.

718
01:13:09,940 --> 01:13:10,940
You know, yeah, there's something.

719
01:13:10,940 --> 01:13:13,940
Yeah, cave drawings makes more sense.

720
01:13:13,940 --> 01:13:16,940
Cave drawing. That makes more sense.

721
01:13:16,940 --> 01:13:20,940
Ooga booga Batman.

722
01:13:20,940 --> 01:13:21,940
Ooga booga Batman.

723
01:13:21,940 --> 01:13:25,940
It's just back then, though, it was a bat carrying a dude.

724
01:13:25,940 --> 01:13:28,940
Ooga booga Batman.

725
01:13:28,940 --> 01:13:31,940
Nineteen said, yeah, it would be 18.

726
01:13:31,940 --> 01:13:34,940
He's looking it up right now.

727
01:13:34,940 --> 01:13:37,940
Man, because you know what I just did right now?

728
01:13:37,940 --> 01:13:39,940
Your ADHD is going to kill you right now.

729
01:13:39,940 --> 01:13:41,940
I just realized that I closed it immediately.

730
01:13:41,940 --> 01:13:43,940
It's 1602 Marvel.

731
01:13:43,940 --> 01:13:44,940
I don't think it's eighteen hundred.

732
01:13:44,940 --> 01:13:46,940
So now it's a 19th century Marvel.

733
01:13:46,940 --> 01:13:47,940
Did it?

734
01:13:47,940 --> 01:13:48,940
That would have been eighteen hundred.

735
01:13:48,940 --> 01:13:50,940
Then there must be another.

736
01:13:50,940 --> 01:13:51,940
They might have even gone back further.

737
01:13:51,940 --> 01:13:52,940
They probably did.

738
01:13:52,940 --> 01:13:54,940
You know, they're waiting for Ooga booga Batman.

739
01:13:54,940 --> 01:13:55,940
Ooga booga Batman.

740
01:13:55,940 --> 01:13:58,940
Actually, I did just there is a Ooga booga Batman.

741
01:13:58,940 --> 01:14:00,940
I see.

742
01:14:00,940 --> 01:14:02,940
See, he fucking knows it all.

743
01:14:02,940 --> 01:14:04,940
Actually, I'm not kidding.

744
01:14:04,940 --> 01:14:07,940
They recently last year and it's a it's phenomenal.

745
01:14:07,940 --> 01:14:12,940
They don't cross over blood on first make a Flintstones crossover.

746
01:14:12,940 --> 01:14:13,940
Flintstones crossovers.

747
01:14:13,940 --> 01:14:14,940
Hannah Barbera.

748
01:14:14,940 --> 01:14:16,940
Well, there is a Flintstones.

749
01:14:16,940 --> 01:14:21,940
It's not a crossover with Batman, but there is an adult Flintstones coming.

750
01:14:21,940 --> 01:14:24,940
Not adult like nudity or whatever, but it's a great.

751
01:14:24,940 --> 01:14:28,940
That's Flintstones reboot comic, which is phenomenal.

752
01:14:28,940 --> 01:14:30,940
They also just rebooted Dick Tracy, which is pretty good.

753
01:14:30,940 --> 01:14:32,940
And it's kind of a gritty sort of way.

754
01:14:32,940 --> 01:14:34,940
The Penguin just an actual penguin.

755
01:14:34,940 --> 01:14:37,940
Now, it's it's some guy that they're like, they don't even call it the Penguin.

756
01:14:37,940 --> 01:14:40,940
It's actually the pterodactyl.

757
01:14:40,940 --> 01:14:43,940
Now, oh, but there is like I think it's I don't know.

758
01:14:43,940 --> 01:14:47,940
It's called a primitive age.

759
01:14:47,940 --> 01:14:49,940
Justice League or whatever, but it's cool.

760
01:14:49,940 --> 01:14:51,940
It's like Batman's a caveman.

761
01:14:51,940 --> 01:14:53,940
Wonder Woman's a you know, she's knocked out all the time.

762
01:14:53,940 --> 01:14:57,940
Just drag around.

763
01:14:57,940 --> 01:15:06,940
Oh, speaking of which, did you did you know that Bob Kane, who created Batman, was going to be in this movie?

764
01:15:06,940 --> 01:15:09,940
But then he couldn't be in this movie because he was sick.

765
01:15:09,940 --> 01:15:19,940
But they used his art when he hands that he drew that art, that comics specifically for this movie that he hands over that comic.

766
01:15:19,940 --> 01:15:23,940
That signed comic that he hands over is like a sketch.

767
01:15:23,940 --> 01:15:26,940
OK, that was Bob Kane drew that he actually threw that right before.

768
01:15:26,940 --> 01:15:33,940
Here's my question. Who the fuck drew the Joker face on the goons embroidered jackets?

769
01:15:33,940 --> 01:15:40,940
If you notice, Jones's goons have a straight up perfect comic book Joker face cartoon.

770
01:15:40,940 --> 01:15:42,940
Did you guys not notice that? I didn't miss it.

771
01:15:42,940 --> 01:15:48,940
If you look at their if you look at their leather jackets right on the goon's breast right here,

772
01:15:48,940 --> 01:15:54,940
there is a like straight from the comics, perfect Joker face, not even like a bad one.

773
01:15:54,940 --> 01:16:04,940
Like we're talking like the best 90s or 80s comic book Joker face that you can picture in your head right now, like by a top artist, like one of those.

774
01:16:04,940 --> 01:16:07,940
So like that was well, they had uniforms. They were good goods.

775
01:16:07,940 --> 01:16:10,940
They you know, they didn't run off with the money. They had uniforms.

776
01:16:10,940 --> 01:16:14,940
They had uniforms. They had matching cars. They had like color coded.

777
01:16:14,940 --> 01:16:17,940
They were taking care of what's that they were taking care of.

778
01:16:17,940 --> 01:16:22,940
They were. You should have loved these goods. I love Joker's management of it.

779
01:16:22,940 --> 01:16:27,940
Plus, actually, if you think about it, what did Joker do bad?

780
01:16:27,940 --> 01:16:34,940
I mean, OK, besides the poison killing Batman's parents would be killing several hundred people.

781
01:16:34,940 --> 01:16:38,940
OK, besides, I forgot about shooting people about all the killing.

782
01:16:38,940 --> 01:16:42,940
I just focused on the museum trashing and I was like, that's not too bad.

783
01:16:42,940 --> 01:16:47,940
But then I forgot the only way he was able to do that is by killing everyone in the museum.

784
01:16:47,940 --> 01:16:51,940
I was wondering why there was no resistance. And I was like, oh, that's right, because it's just bodies on the ground.

785
01:16:51,940 --> 01:16:56,940
But I would want a joker. See, here's the thing. This is what I want from Joker.

786
01:16:56,940 --> 01:17:11,940
I would want him to go into that same museum after passing everybody out and then start taking the blood from the people on the ground or something, painting new paintings or like like using their bodies as as grotesque sculptures

787
01:17:11,940 --> 01:17:15,940
or statues so that when Batman comes to fight him. Right.

788
01:17:15,940 --> 01:17:18,940
You want the truly insane joker. I get that.

789
01:17:18,940 --> 01:17:22,940
But here's the problem with the truly insane joker.

790
01:17:22,940 --> 01:17:25,940
They can't be successful because they're truly insane.

791
01:17:25,940 --> 01:17:36,940
So if you if you go halfway in between the insane like this joker's a little more real to Earth, you can't be a successful goon if you're that crazy.

792
01:17:36,940 --> 01:17:44,940
He's not like shitting and pissing himself crazy. Just right. Well, the new the new jokers are kind of pissing and shitting themselves crazy.

793
01:17:44,940 --> 01:17:56,940
Well, I like I like Joker from the Batman, the TV show, the cartoon, which is like I don't like the way he looks necessarily because it's like a Rastafarian hair.

794
01:17:56,940 --> 01:18:07,940
Like he's got dreadlocks and he's his body looks weird. But what I like about him is he's completely unhinged. He is all he does because it's a cartoon.

795
01:18:07,940 --> 01:18:10,940
He never gets caught. Right. Like I get that in a movie.

796
01:18:10,940 --> 01:18:12,940
You got to be more realistic for what you're doing.

797
01:18:12,940 --> 01:18:18,940
But if we're talking like you just go any jokers you want, he's a great one because all he does is just chaos.

798
01:18:18,940 --> 01:18:26,940
He wakes up in the morning or whenever I bet he sleeps in or whatever he wants to do. He wakes up and he just fucks shit up.

799
01:18:26,940 --> 01:18:31,940
He's like, all right, what should I do today? I've got some gas. Let me poison the water well.

800
01:18:31,940 --> 01:18:36,940
And then the next day just goes and blows some shit up or just to fight bad things. I want to go fight Batman.

801
01:18:36,940 --> 01:18:40,940
Someone's in the water. Well, yeah. Well, let's yeah.

802
01:18:40,940 --> 01:18:45,940
There's a brand new Batman series on Prime that just came on like this week.

803
01:18:45,940 --> 01:18:50,940
I haven't seen you. I watched the first half of the episode. So it's a 1940s Batman.

804
01:18:50,940 --> 01:18:57,940
It's called a more Detective Comics Batman. Yes. Oh, it's a hundred percent Detective Comics Batman.

805
01:18:57,940 --> 01:19:03,940
It is like a serialized Batman. So TV 14. It's all about like mobster goon stuff.

806
01:19:03,940 --> 01:19:10,940
It's the animation. It's by Bruce Tim. So the animation is almost identical to the 90s Batman.

807
01:19:10,940 --> 01:19:17,940
It's his costume looks almost like a direct rip from like the first maybe like I don't know that not the first issue of Batman,

808
01:19:17,940 --> 01:19:23,940
but maybe like a hundred issues in Batman, like something where we're talking very early Batman, which is gray and black.

809
01:19:23,940 --> 01:19:29,940
But the point your ears and it's a lot more detective work. No gadgets. Well, no electronics because it's 40.

810
01:19:29,940 --> 01:19:36,940
So he uses like a board with markers to write to like make a grid, a map that he can like color code and stuff.

811
01:19:36,940 --> 01:19:43,940
Pretty cool. I like it. Worth a shot worth of these watching. I got a fact that will make your brain happy.

812
01:19:43,940 --> 01:19:50,940
Andy, you know, when the Joker requests the transportation for five and then he changes the 10 minutes,

813
01:19:50,940 --> 01:19:57,940
the movie exactly runs 10 minutes when he gets to the helicopter. Really? Yeah. Like an exact 10 minutes.

814
01:19:57,940 --> 01:20:03,940
They did it in real time. Yeah. They did a 24 on us. Yeah. Yes. You ever see that show?

815
01:20:03,940 --> 01:20:08,940
No. The whole premise of that show, which was phenomenal, is 24 hours. Well, yeah.

816
01:20:08,940 --> 01:20:13,940
Well, but each episode is one hour. 24 hours. It opens with like the timer.

817
01:20:13,940 --> 01:20:18,940
And then as you watch the show, including commercial breaks and stuff. No, no, no.

818
01:20:18,940 --> 01:20:24,940
But just as you watch the show, commercial breaks, when you come back from it, it's showing you the exact amount of time that's passed.

819
01:20:24,940 --> 01:20:28,940
The show just takes place in real time. So it's literally completely real time.

820
01:20:28,940 --> 01:20:33,940
Even the commercial breaks, it'll have a break where the commercial break is like in the in the action of the show.

821
01:20:33,940 --> 01:20:36,940
It'll be a spot where you could pick it back up. Exactly. Not.

822
01:20:36,940 --> 01:20:41,940
So the commercial break is accounted for time wise for the real time.

823
01:20:41,940 --> 01:20:48,940
So when you watch it now streaming, the real time aspect of it doesn't work because they're only like 40 something minutes.

824
01:20:48,940 --> 01:20:53,940
Really, which kind of takes away from it. Honestly, they should just put a black screen for the amount of time

825
01:20:53,940 --> 01:20:58,940
commercials take if you really want the exact feeling of it. Just give the commercial cuts and fill those in.

826
01:20:58,940 --> 01:21:01,940
They could do the cuts and fill those in. Oh, God.

827
01:21:01,940 --> 01:21:07,940
If we got the 24 Snyder cut or something where someone was just like they filmed new scenes to put in that would have been happening.

828
01:21:07,940 --> 01:21:10,940
That'd be Jack Bauer taking a shit. Yeah, that's kind of what it is.

829
01:21:10,940 --> 01:21:13,940
That is kind of what it would be on the show.

830
01:21:13,940 --> 01:21:17,940
That's kind of what they do. He'd go into the restroom and then go to commercial and then come it out.

831
01:21:17,940 --> 01:21:21,940
He's going. Yeah, I've never seen a single frame of that show.

832
01:21:21,940 --> 01:21:25,940
That's where it's like the timers for a bomb and he's Jack Bauer's got to go find the bomb.

833
01:21:25,940 --> 01:21:28,940
Well, all different things. No, no, no. I mean, it's different things.

834
01:21:28,940 --> 01:21:34,940
Yeah. So in the flow, like the first season, it's his wife and daughter get kidnapped and he's trying to find them.

835
01:21:34,940 --> 01:21:40,940
So he has 24 hours to find them. So you think it's a whole it's it's 24 episodes.

836
01:21:40,940 --> 01:21:44,940
So it's a whole season, but it's one day of shit.

837
01:21:44,940 --> 01:21:49,940
So it's really high octane the whole time is like he's finding people and he's only got minutes

838
01:21:49,940 --> 01:21:52,940
to interrogate them before he has to go do something else. Right.

839
01:21:52,940 --> 01:21:56,940
He works for a counter counter terrorist unit and he goes.

840
01:21:56,940 --> 01:21:59,940
So he has access to shit and his wife gets taken.

841
01:21:59,940 --> 01:22:05,940
So it's not but then the second season is like they know that there's a dirty nuke somewhere in the city and they're trying to find it.

842
01:22:05,940 --> 01:22:10,940
And like I think the third one is that there's like a virus, like a mega virus that someone wants to let off like a terrorist.

843
01:22:10,940 --> 01:22:14,940
So it does go more. He's trying to stop terrorist stuff from going on.

844
01:22:14,940 --> 01:22:17,940
But the first one is really personal because it's his family.

845
01:22:17,940 --> 01:22:21,940
It's you get to know him and his wife and kid better because of it.

846
01:22:21,940 --> 01:22:27,940
Anyway, 24 back to your tangent of like why didn't they take the 20 million dollars?

847
01:22:27,940 --> 01:22:31,940
Yeah, well, I think that was just counterfeit.

848
01:22:31,940 --> 01:22:39,940
Oh, you know, who's going to have 20 million dollars laying around?

849
01:22:39,940 --> 01:22:43,940
Yeah, you know, if he was just like, I'm going to tell him it's real.

850
01:22:43,940 --> 01:22:47,940
That's all counterfeit. There's a real joker move to do with me.

851
01:22:47,940 --> 01:22:51,940
And his face would probably be on the bill.

852
01:22:51,940 --> 01:22:53,940
There's a part that gets taken.

853
01:22:53,940 --> 01:22:58,940
With the wrong context, there's part where Batman saves what's her face.

854
01:22:58,940 --> 01:23:02,940
They go back to the Batcave and she's like, you get everything.

855
01:23:02,940 --> 01:23:04,940
He's like, yeah, there's one more. There's one more thing I need.

856
01:23:04,940 --> 01:23:09,940
And then he knocks her out. Yeah, that's the second date rape of the movie.

857
01:23:09,940 --> 01:23:14,940
The first one is he gets her way too drunk where she's stumbling up the staircase.

858
01:23:14,940 --> 01:23:15,940
And then he fucks her.

859
01:23:15,940 --> 01:23:19,940
And then the second one is he definitely passes like he knocks her out.

860
01:23:19,940 --> 01:23:24,940
And then, yeah, when you're putting a body in the trunk, sometimes you touch some boobs, right?

861
01:23:24,940 --> 01:23:26,940
Like we've all it was the 80s.

862
01:23:26,940 --> 01:23:30,940
The 80s towards the end, fucking Knox hits the trunk to open it.

863
01:23:30,940 --> 01:23:33,940
He just punches it and it opens. Yeah.

864
01:23:33,940 --> 01:23:35,940
Knox is awesome. There should be more knocks.

865
01:23:35,940 --> 01:23:40,940
I want Knox in the Batman 2, which I wanted the Batman 2 so bad.

866
01:23:40,940 --> 01:23:43,940
The Knox is like the pawns.

867
01:23:43,940 --> 01:23:45,940
Yeah, that's a special power.

868
01:23:45,940 --> 01:23:49,940
He hits the trunk and just opens. It's just any trunk.

869
01:23:49,940 --> 01:23:53,940
The cops are surrounding it like that's like we have a we have a call in Knox.

870
01:23:53,940 --> 01:23:57,940
Call in Knox. He comes up. Hey, he just hits it and pops open.

871
01:23:57,940 --> 01:24:01,940
He's like, hey, every time there's two dead prostitutes in the back.

872
01:24:01,940 --> 01:24:05,940
He's like, I'm Knox out, baby. That's why they call me Fort Knox.

873
01:24:05,940 --> 01:24:09,940
And then nothing can keep me out or whatever. Like some bullshit.

874
01:24:09,940 --> 01:24:12,940
He walks up. That's a special power. Anything he knocks that just opens up.

875
01:24:12,940 --> 01:24:15,940
Anything he does. Oh, my God. He does it to his belt.

876
01:24:15,940 --> 01:24:17,940
He's like, check this out, ladies. Right there the whole time.

877
01:24:17,940 --> 01:24:20,940
Can you hear me Knox?

878
01:24:20,940 --> 01:24:24,940
Knock, knocks, knocks it down. Heaven's door.

879
01:24:24,940 --> 01:24:27,940
Oh, stairway to heaven. Fucking this bell tower.

880
01:24:27,940 --> 01:24:30,940
Batman's worst enemy, stairs.

881
01:24:30,940 --> 01:24:33,940
Oh, God. And he had the grappling hook and everything.

882
01:24:33,940 --> 01:24:36,940
I thought, oh, he's got to go up the stairs because he crashed the jet.

883
01:24:36,940 --> 01:24:38,940
Maybe his gadgets are all fucked up. Nope.

884
01:24:38,940 --> 01:24:40,940
Use them right at the end of the movie. Worked perfectly fine.

885
01:24:40,940 --> 01:24:42,940
He just chose to walk those stairs. He was saving.

886
01:24:42,940 --> 01:24:44,940
You probably get one grappling hook.

887
01:24:44,940 --> 01:24:46,940
He has to probably specifically load that shit.

888
01:24:46,940 --> 01:24:50,940
I think that's a nod to the 66 Batman, because I thought there was like a scene

889
01:24:50,940 --> 01:24:54,940
in either the movie or the show where it's like a stair and like it's either Robin

890
01:24:54,940 --> 01:24:58,940
or Batman is going up a bunch of stairs. Oh, that's Adam West.

891
01:24:58,940 --> 01:25:01,940
It's another gag. It's another long table.

892
01:25:01,940 --> 01:25:04,940
It's a gag, too. And I know even the scene and it's not stairs.

893
01:25:04,940 --> 01:25:07,940
It's the side of a building they're climbing.

894
01:25:07,940 --> 01:25:12,940
And it's it's a it's a very famous scene from 66 Batman where they're going up.

895
01:25:12,940 --> 01:25:17,940
And this is just it literally it seemed like improv like show part where they're

896
01:25:17,940 --> 01:25:20,940
just like talking back and forth. Yeah.

897
01:25:20,940 --> 01:25:22,940
I'm on the side of the building. It's so funny.

898
01:25:22,940 --> 01:25:25,940
There's like, so how was the how was dinner the other day?

899
01:25:25,940 --> 01:25:28,940
Why do you call me the boy wonder Batman?

900
01:25:28,940 --> 01:25:31,940
Like, what are people wondering about your identity?

901
01:25:31,940 --> 01:25:35,940
I don't know if this is a gag, but when Joker falls from the bell tower

902
01:25:35,940 --> 01:25:40,940
to his death, it's like half half like live action, half like animation.

903
01:25:40,940 --> 01:25:45,940
Like as you get smaller, it looks like animated like someone drew his falling.

904
01:25:45,940 --> 01:25:47,940
Probably just bad 89 graphics. Yeah.

905
01:25:47,940 --> 01:25:51,940
Same with the same with the black dude falling through the bell tower.

906
01:25:51,940 --> 01:25:54,940
He's just like, oh, it just looks funny. It just looks silly.

907
01:25:54,940 --> 01:25:58,940
They should have gotten the guy that did Die Hard.

908
01:25:58,940 --> 01:26:03,940
Then the guy that did Groover's death, because that is how you film someone

909
01:26:03,940 --> 01:26:04,940
falling off a building, bro.

910
01:26:04,940 --> 01:26:08,940
You don't tell them what's happening and you surprise the shit out of them.

911
01:26:08,940 --> 01:26:13,940
But imagine that guy, that guy and not the guy who did the RoboCop

912
01:26:13,940 --> 01:26:15,940
or the guy falling out of his long arms.

913
01:26:15,940 --> 01:26:19,940
His arms are like three feet long as he's falling and looks silly. Oh, shit.

914
01:26:19,940 --> 01:26:24,940
I I don't like that Joker didn't laugh to his death.

915
01:26:24,940 --> 01:26:27,940
He screamed. That's not what Joker would do.

916
01:26:27,940 --> 01:26:30,940
That's what a fucking lame Joker death.

917
01:26:30,940 --> 01:26:33,940
He should have been like, ha ha ha ha, like as he's falling or like,

918
01:26:33,940 --> 01:26:36,940
fuck you, Batman. I have a bomb in my ass.

919
01:26:36,940 --> 01:26:40,940
Yeah, which is weird because he wasn't afraid of Batman flying his fucking jet into him.

920
01:26:40,940 --> 01:26:45,940
Yeah, I will. I love. OK, so now after rewatching this,

921
01:26:45,940 --> 01:26:50,940
I definitely see from the Batman begins or sorry, from Dark Knight,

922
01:26:50,940 --> 01:26:54,940
where Joker's standing down the motorcycle with his gun firing.

923
01:26:54,940 --> 01:26:57,940
Right. He's like, come on, hit me, hit me, come on, hit me.

924
01:26:57,940 --> 01:26:58,940
Right. Like like that.

925
01:26:58,940 --> 01:27:02,940
And then and then last minute fucking Batman pulls away because he's a pussy in that one.

926
01:27:02,940 --> 01:27:06,940
He won't kill. But not like this fucking Batman.

927
01:27:06,940 --> 01:27:10,940
This Batman, he fucks and kills this other one.

928
01:27:10,940 --> 01:27:14,940
Dark Knight. He just fucks. He just fucks. Sort of. No, I don't think.

929
01:27:14,940 --> 01:27:18,940
No, Dark Knight. Batman's the most cucked Batman of all time.

930
01:27:18,940 --> 01:27:22,940
The Batman. Doesn't he have a threesome with those chicks or does he just show up to the party with them?

931
01:27:22,940 --> 01:27:24,940
I think he just shows up to the party with them. You know how he is.

932
01:27:24,940 --> 01:27:29,940
Then he's like, hey, thanks, lady, for a great time. But Menagee Dates. That's all he did.

933
01:27:29,940 --> 01:27:36,940
I think they're probably like very, very discreet like professionals.

934
01:27:36,940 --> 01:27:39,940
I bet you the way Bruce Wayne works is like escorting them.

935
01:27:39,940 --> 01:27:43,940
But like an actual escort where they don't expect sex, you know, afterwards.

936
01:27:43,940 --> 01:27:46,940
I can't believe he didn't fuck us. We were like five grand each.

937
01:27:46,940 --> 01:27:49,940
Yeah. He's like, but you know how billionaires are.

938
01:27:49,940 --> 01:27:51,940
He's like, we're raising the prices next time.

939
01:27:51,940 --> 01:27:53,940
He's probably just weird. He's probably got like, you know, like whatever.

940
01:27:53,940 --> 01:27:58,940
But it was Christian Bale. So, you know, he probably would have took a chunk out of him or something.

941
01:27:58,940 --> 01:28:05,940
Oh, yeah. If they walked in his line and it's like his line aside or whatever, he would have fucking ripped him a new asshole.

942
01:28:05,940 --> 01:28:07,940
No, no, because American Psycho.

943
01:28:07,940 --> 01:28:13,940
I was talking about the Terminator, that infamous blow up on set from Terminator Genesis or whatever.

944
01:28:13,940 --> 01:28:18,940
Terminator. The one where he's John Connor in Terminator.

945
01:28:18,940 --> 01:28:21,940
Oh, I didn't know about that. He had a best one. Yeah.

946
01:28:21,940 --> 01:28:30,940
Oh, I mean, it's a good one. He had a he had a full like breakdown on set from some dude, some camera guy,

947
01:28:30,940 --> 01:28:38,940
some just P.A. or whatever walked in front of his eyesight while he was doing a scene. And he I mean, it's recorded.

948
01:28:38,940 --> 01:28:40,940
And you can find on YouTube. He fucking loses you.

949
01:28:40,940 --> 01:28:45,940
You fucking donkey. That's Gordon Ramsay. But they do sound similar.

950
01:28:45,940 --> 01:28:49,940
He's mad and he's like, he's like, I turn into Gordon Ramsay. I'm sorry, guys.

951
01:28:49,940 --> 01:28:52,940
Fucking donut. Yeah. No, but he fucking loses it, dude.

952
01:28:52,940 --> 01:28:58,940
He's like, you the fuck you think you are standing up to fucking professional, you know, like fucking lose it.

953
01:28:58,940 --> 01:29:02,940
So, yeah, he would have done that to those women. He is Bruce Vane.

954
01:29:02,940 --> 01:29:07,940
Bruce Vane. Yeah, that's a good line. Have you seen the movie that Christian Balesman as a kid?

955
01:29:07,940 --> 01:29:12,940
I forget what it's called. News Newsies. No, something son.

956
01:29:12,940 --> 01:29:16,940
Empire of the Sun. Empire of the Sun. Have you guys seen that? No, no, I've seen Newsies.

957
01:29:16,940 --> 01:29:23,940
And I think that's his first role where he sings as a little newsboy, like a musical.

958
01:29:23,940 --> 01:29:28,940
I didn't know about that son movie until my dad told me, like, yeah, that's Christian Bale.

959
01:29:28,940 --> 01:29:37,940
Well, that's that bad. You know, Christian Bale is one of those actors that a lot like.

960
01:29:37,940 --> 01:29:42,940
Who's the god, the most famous actor, wins all the awards.

961
01:29:42,940 --> 01:29:47,940
Day Lewis, Daniel Day Lewis, how he fully method acts and stuff.

962
01:29:47,940 --> 01:29:52,940
Christian Bale goes one step further. He puts his life in danger.

963
01:29:52,940 --> 01:29:56,940
He did a movie called The Machinist, which is holy God.

964
01:29:56,940 --> 01:29:59,940
The Machinist is a dark fucking movie, bro. The Machinist.

965
01:29:59,940 --> 01:30:05,940
Have you guys watched it? It's been a long while. It's one of those dark, like.

966
01:30:05,940 --> 01:30:09,940
Like bleak movies, because it's just he's this just I mean, it doesn't.

967
01:30:09,940 --> 01:30:12,940
But he lost so much fucking weight for that movie.

968
01:30:12,940 --> 01:30:18,940
And then I think he went from literally Batman Begins and then 12 months or 16 months later,

969
01:30:18,940 --> 01:30:22,940
he's doing the Batman movie. He's Batman. He's Batman Begins or whatever.

970
01:30:22,940 --> 01:30:27,940
He's fucking ripped in Batman. But then I think he does it again because for the movie W,

971
01:30:27,940 --> 01:30:32,940
he gained a bunch of weight to play Chaney. Yeah.

972
01:30:32,940 --> 01:30:34,940
Shoot him in the face. Yeah. Chaney. Yeah.

973
01:30:34,940 --> 01:30:38,940
But he actually, yes. But he actually gained a shitload of weight.

974
01:30:38,940 --> 01:30:41,940
He walked in front of the barrel. Yeah. He walked in.

975
01:30:41,940 --> 01:30:43,940
What I was getting to. Bro, good for Chaney, though.

976
01:30:43,940 --> 01:30:45,940
Real quick. Good for. I mean, just since we're on Chaney.

977
01:30:45,940 --> 01:30:49,940
He got away with it. Good for Chaney. I don't believe in a lot of what maybe he did,

978
01:30:49,940 --> 01:30:53,940
but he straight up was president of the United States. Vice president.

979
01:30:53,940 --> 01:31:00,940
No, no, no, no. No. He ran our country for four years under the under the name vice president.

980
01:31:00,940 --> 01:31:04,940
But he was our president and he shot a motherfucker in the face.

981
01:31:04,940 --> 01:31:09,940
And just while being vice president, got away with it. I fucking love it.

982
01:31:09,940 --> 01:31:13,940
What I was getting to with the Empire of the Sun thing was like Christian Bale's been an actor for so long,

983
01:31:13,940 --> 01:31:19,940
like child actor to and crossed over into a prolific, well-known, like still successful actor,

984
01:31:19,940 --> 01:31:24,940
which is rare. So can you advocate for him having that meltdown on Terminator Salvation?

985
01:31:24,940 --> 01:31:29,940
OK. Yeah, I think like he's just been through this so many times and this guy just can't get his shit together.

986
01:31:29,940 --> 01:31:33,940
I yelled at him. Yeah. Look, if you hire artists,

987
01:31:33,940 --> 01:31:39,940
the nature of art is that it's it's supposed to come from a place of emotion and feeling.

988
01:31:39,940 --> 01:31:45,940
So when you hire artists, you're going to get wild and and and sporadic, different, you know,

989
01:31:45,940 --> 01:31:49,940
like like emotional outbursts. Sometimes I don't blame that one bit.

990
01:31:49,940 --> 01:31:53,940
I expect any artist to have moments of I think is actually fairly common. Yeah.

991
01:31:53,940 --> 01:32:01,940
I thought I was recorded having it recorded sucks, but I don't think that there's ever justification

992
01:32:01,940 --> 01:32:06,940
for embarrassing someone for a mistake. What's that? What's that quote? I just heard.

993
01:32:06,940 --> 01:32:18,940
It's better to like don't treat someone's ignorance as malice, like treated as a mistake.

994
01:32:18,940 --> 01:32:22,940
If it's a mistake, it's a mistake. It's a mistake. Don't immediately go to a hateful place.

995
01:32:22,940 --> 01:32:26,940
Well, we don't know if that guy had done it like 20 times and he's talked to him before and was like,

996
01:32:26,940 --> 01:32:30,940
hey, man, just don't do that. Like it ruins the scene or whatever.

997
01:32:30,940 --> 01:32:35,940
And then that someone actually like captures that. We don't know if that conversation happened prior.

998
01:32:35,940 --> 01:32:39,940
There's an advocate for TC, you know, that that guy for not wearing his mask.

999
01:32:39,940 --> 01:32:42,940
You seen that one? No. Same thing.

1000
01:32:42,940 --> 01:32:46,940
Like when you when you talked about the Christian Bale thing, I just immediately went to Tom Cruise screaming at this.

1001
01:32:46,940 --> 01:32:49,940
Cruz went off. Yeah. Yeah.

1002
01:32:49,940 --> 01:32:54,940
Because they were going to get shut down. And he had told that case, you know, the story to that was he told him two or three times.

1003
01:32:54,940 --> 01:32:58,940
He went off on a guy for not wearing his mask during covid. Sure.

1004
01:32:58,940 --> 01:33:03,940
They were going to have to shut down the set and everybody gets off for two weeks. Yeah.

1005
01:33:03,940 --> 01:33:12,940
I mean, that's fucked up. I would agree that there's there's I mean, but I bet you Tom Cruise handled it in a way that was like at least he doesn't he doesn't go hard.

1006
01:33:12,940 --> 01:33:19,940
Oh, no, he went pretty hard. OK. Well, that's the thing is that like, OK, if it makes sense, like maybe for Christian Bale, it makes sense.

1007
01:33:19,940 --> 01:33:24,940
And I was like, OK. But for the covid thing, I mean, half of them are going to disagree whether he was right or not.

1008
01:33:24,940 --> 01:33:29,940
That's true. The one where someone kisses Tom Cruise or splashes water in his face.

1009
01:33:29,940 --> 01:33:33,940
Oh, yeah. I just heard someone talking about that. There's a microphone.

1010
01:33:33,940 --> 01:33:36,940
But I was like, how would you do that? Oh, yeah. Why would you do that?

1011
01:33:36,940 --> 01:33:42,940
Do you do you he's like, do you get off on making less of people like you just talk to him like he's a little boy.

1012
01:33:42,940 --> 01:33:47,940
Now, that is a microphone. That is a microphone with a water like spigot thing.

1013
01:33:47,940 --> 01:33:51,940
So he's like talking on the mic and then he squirted him with a water bottle. Yeah, I would hit him.

1014
01:33:51,940 --> 01:34:00,940
I would probably like if I got I don't know, I actually have a pretty peaceful nature. I don't think I'd actually hit anyone. I think I would just cry.

1015
01:34:00,940 --> 01:34:04,940
I've been like because I'm kind of like kind of the funny joke, man.

1016
01:34:04,940 --> 01:34:07,940
But, you know, right. Wrong place. Hey, was that P?

1017
01:34:07,940 --> 01:34:13,940
Just tell me it wasn't urine. Yeah. Was it urine? Tell me it wasn't urine. Yes, it was urine.

1018
01:34:13,940 --> 01:34:18,940
Well, then I'm going to go kill myself just to get the urine off.

1019
01:34:18,940 --> 01:34:23,940
I don't think I could recover from urine. You know what? No, hold on. It was actually from the guys down at the underway.

1020
01:34:23,940 --> 01:34:29,940
I don't want to put this out in the world because someone's going to listen to these one day and they're going to be like, you know what really piss off Andy?

1021
01:34:29,940 --> 01:34:35,940
If we splashed him in the face with urine. They know that this is my biggest weakness and I don't want it out there.

1022
01:34:35,940 --> 01:34:39,940
To be fair, I don't think anyone and well, I wouldn't say that. Use anthrax instead.

1023
01:34:39,940 --> 01:34:44,940
Preferable. You know, normal people probably don't like being peed on. Yeah.

1024
01:34:44,940 --> 01:34:49,940
Well, there's a pornhub would disagree. I'm saying I said normal people.

1025
01:34:49,940 --> 01:34:55,940
Yeah. But listen, it's becoming more and more where the average porn is just including Golden Showers.

1026
01:34:55,940 --> 01:35:00,940
Now it's just no. Listen, I go on porn now and it's like it's like the expert.

1027
01:35:00,940 --> 01:35:04,940
Here's the the job. What's that?

1028
01:35:04,940 --> 01:35:08,940
Watch it 12 times a day. This is going to be the new step mom thing.

1029
01:35:08,940 --> 01:35:11,940
All right, guys. Yeah, I've been I've been diagramming this.

1030
01:35:11,940 --> 01:35:15,940
It will help me help. I'm stuck in the dryer now.

1031
01:35:15,940 --> 01:35:19,940
And then it was it then it was just step mom on vacation. They're just like, hey, I'm bored.

1032
01:35:19,940 --> 01:35:25,940
You're bored. And now we're going to watch Max hardcore after this.

1033
01:35:25,940 --> 01:35:30,940
That's all. That's how I my first introduction porn was as a child with my friends.

1034
01:35:30,940 --> 01:35:35,940
We found a box of the engine alert.

1035
01:35:35,940 --> 01:35:39,940
We went to shit dot com.

1036
01:35:39,940 --> 01:35:45,940
We just like let's go to shit dot com and we're oh, we shouldn't have gone to shit dot com.

1037
01:35:45,940 --> 01:35:50,940
The line that we're always repeating, like when we start here, I'm Batman, that line.

1038
01:35:50,940 --> 01:35:54,940
Basically that not in the script, but he says it. He says it.

1039
01:35:54,940 --> 01:35:57,940
It almost got cut up. He made that line up. Got it.

1040
01:35:57,940 --> 01:36:00,940
Yeah. Michael Keaton made that line up because he's it's hard script.

1041
01:36:00,940 --> 01:36:03,940
It was supposed to be I am the night. I mean, that's cool, too.

1042
01:36:03,940 --> 01:36:06,940
Yeah. He kept fucking it up so that they just kept in on Batman.

1043
01:36:06,940 --> 01:36:09,940
They're going to cut it out. Well, that would have been a mistake.

1044
01:36:09,940 --> 01:36:17,940
I remember early YouTube when Dark Knight came out, there's Pixies Productions and they did the auditions for Joker.

1045
01:36:17,940 --> 01:36:20,940
It's simple. Kill the fucking bat. No, no, no.

1046
01:36:20,940 --> 01:36:23,940
It's just kill the Batman. Let's go again.

1047
01:36:23,940 --> 01:36:26,940
He's like, simple. Batman. No, no, no, no.

1048
01:36:26,940 --> 01:36:29,940
No, no, no. They just keep like, kill the motherfucker.

1049
01:36:29,940 --> 01:36:35,940
Kill the fucking Batman. But don't you know, don't say fucking.

1050
01:36:35,940 --> 01:36:38,940
This is also the most successful movie we've ever watched.

1051
01:36:38,940 --> 01:36:47,940
I don't know if it's the most of all time profit wise, but it cost 35 million to make and made 400 and something.

1052
01:36:47,940 --> 01:36:51,940
I think we're about to inflation. I think we're about to break that, though, with the.

1053
01:36:51,940 --> 01:36:57,940
Or are we about to? Oh, no. Profitable, though, I'm saying, because it's just 35 million.

1054
01:36:57,940 --> 01:36:59,940
I'm saying the percentage they spend to make the movie.

1055
01:36:59,940 --> 01:37:02,940
Thirty five million is all they spent on this movie.

1056
01:37:02,940 --> 01:37:07,940
I thought we walked on that like made like a couple of million and it was only like a thousand.

1057
01:37:07,940 --> 01:37:10,940
Well, yeah, but still 35 to 400 million. Yeah.

1058
01:37:10,940 --> 01:37:14,940
But you know, if you go in percentage wise, you might be right with like, I don't know if it's Tucker and Dale versus evil.

1059
01:37:14,940 --> 01:37:18,940
One of them was like a couple thousand to make and it made like a couple of millions.

1060
01:37:18,940 --> 01:37:22,940
Oh, it must have been sleep walk kill. I wasn't here for that episode.

1061
01:37:22,940 --> 01:37:25,940
So I was like a thousand bucks a day for 20 days.

1062
01:37:25,940 --> 01:37:30,940
And it was all would probably. Yeah. So as far as percentage, you.

1063
01:37:30,940 --> 01:37:33,940
Oh, Blair Witch project, I think was a huge.

1064
01:37:33,940 --> 01:37:38,940
Which would be one. I get punched right in the fucking dick in this movie right at the end.

1065
01:37:38,940 --> 01:37:44,940
He's fighting that guy and he just fucking boom straight forward fist just dick punches this guy.

1066
01:37:44,940 --> 01:37:49,940
It's like I saw the best two nut shots in a movie I've seen within a week of each other.

1067
01:37:49,940 --> 01:37:53,940
Was the first one more like those Deadpool when he takes his skull.

1068
01:37:53,940 --> 01:37:58,940
Don't don't don't ruin it. It's this is going to come out like in a couple of weeks, but we don't want to talk about Deadpool.

1069
01:37:58,940 --> 01:38:02,940
No, because the episode comes out the day we record it.

1070
01:38:02,940 --> 01:38:04,940
Yeah, but then they'll know they're getting spoiled.

1071
01:38:04,940 --> 01:38:07,940
You can go listen to our Deadpool review. We're going to talk about that. Yeah.

1072
01:38:07,940 --> 01:38:11,940
Yeah. Last week or two weeks ago. Yeah. Yeah. That came out two weeks ago. Yeah.

1073
01:38:11,940 --> 01:38:14,940
We're fine. But we don't want to ruin a movie that's still in the theaters.

1074
01:38:14,940 --> 01:38:18,940
Austin, the back to the future timeline better than your own fucking life.

1075
01:38:18,940 --> 01:38:21,940
I like it. He loves it more.

1076
01:38:21,940 --> 01:38:25,940
That's the that's the sickest burn anyone's ever made on me.

1077
01:38:25,940 --> 01:38:30,940
Your own that I know the back to the future timeline better than my own life.

1078
01:38:30,940 --> 01:38:34,940
Your own podcast. I mean, I don't know. You said what you said.

1079
01:38:34,940 --> 01:38:38,940
This podcast is his life. It fucking hit.

1080
01:38:38,940 --> 01:38:48,940
That's so accurate. I know more about the fictional lives of these characters on the on the movies and TV shows and comic books and books that are 18.

1081
01:38:48,940 --> 01:38:50,940
Oh, like Marvel. 18.

1082
01:38:50,940 --> 01:38:57,940
No, I think I think you're overloading yourself with how much stuff you're intaking for this show every week.

1083
01:38:57,940 --> 01:39:01,940
It is a lot of learning editing. I think. Yeah. Yeah.

1084
01:39:01,940 --> 01:39:09,940
You're you're speeding up thing has just made you just you found the fastest way to consume information.

1085
01:39:09,940 --> 01:39:13,940
That's your limitless pill. My limitless pill is just speeding everything up.

1086
01:39:13,940 --> 01:39:25,940
And the problem is, is that with my version of autism, it's it's I have to I have to I have to tell people what's on my mind.

1087
01:39:25,940 --> 01:39:36,940
And the problem is that with all of this compressed data, it uncompresses as we're talking, because the moment you say something, it just opens a file in my brain.

1088
01:39:36,940 --> 01:39:47,940
And if I don't let it out to anyone near me, it it goes into the bin. And, you know, the one that gives me pain in my head or it's just like until I get rid of those things.

1089
01:39:47,940 --> 01:39:52,940
It like I can't know. It's like earlier when he was saying something and you stopped him and said, no, I got to get this out.

1090
01:39:52,940 --> 01:39:55,940
I got to get it because that one would hurt because I that one.

1091
01:39:55,940 --> 01:39:59,940
I there was a buildup to it. So that was a huge fucking file that was needed to get deleted.

1092
01:39:59,940 --> 01:40:12,940
And I fucking that just gave me an idea for an episode that we need. We need to record it like this. The entire episode, we should all encourage people to listen to it at two times speed.

1093
01:40:12,940 --> 01:40:16,940
Except Andy will still be at it. And you'll be ready right now.

1094
01:40:16,940 --> 01:40:21,940
And if anybody breaks character, whatever they said will not be understood.

1095
01:40:21,940 --> 01:40:29,940
I want to kill myself. I hate that so fucking much.

1096
01:40:29,940 --> 01:40:32,940
But then when we listen to it, it'll be too. It'll be real.

1097
01:40:32,940 --> 01:40:35,940
It'll probably be so fucking funny to I'll do that.

1098
01:40:35,940 --> 01:40:40,940
Chapter one, and it'll slow us down. So we'll have better time to think of responses.

1099
01:40:40,940 --> 01:40:49,940
I straight up put things that so like if I every now and then I will all miss something someone says because either they're talking fast or there's a little bit of an accent on it or whatever.

1100
01:40:49,940 --> 01:40:54,940
So then I do go back and I'll put it at one X so that I can hear that thing.

1101
01:40:54,940 --> 01:41:01,940
Like for Mandy. Yeah. But but Mandy, dude, that's like watch most of that at two X and then slow it down.

1102
01:41:01,940 --> 01:41:12,940
But anyway, when I put it at one X and I start listening to these characters, I'm like, how does anybody in the fucking world listen to these people talk so goddamn slow?

1103
01:41:12,940 --> 01:41:18,940
This is I mean, I literally watch it at Batman's like, I'm Batman.

1104
01:41:18,940 --> 01:41:20,940
I'm like, I mean, like you got it.

1105
01:41:20,940 --> 01:41:26,940
Jokers like, hey, you just sensitize your dollar bill.

1106
01:41:26,940 --> 01:41:29,940
And I'm like, well, just say it already.

1107
01:41:29,940 --> 01:41:33,940
Just fucking say it. How do you feel talking to people in real life?

1108
01:41:33,940 --> 01:41:42,940
I hate it. There's some people that I talk to that talk so fucking slow and I finish sentences for them.

1109
01:41:42,940 --> 01:41:46,940
I know they hate it. I'm going to talk slower when I talk from now on.

1110
01:41:46,940 --> 01:41:49,940
You're so desensitized, the time.

1111
01:41:49,940 --> 01:41:52,940
I'll send you a message and I'll get a reply about it a week later.

1112
01:41:52,940 --> 01:41:54,940
Yeah. No. No. OK.

1113
01:41:54,940 --> 01:41:59,940
And then that's true because I'm the slowest text or I know my phone.

1114
01:41:59,940 --> 01:42:04,940
Yeah, I'm glad that you guys are putting this on air so that my other friends know that this isn't just them.

1115
01:42:04,940 --> 01:42:09,940
Listen, if you're friends with me, trust me, I'm not texting anyone else.

1116
01:42:09,940 --> 01:42:11,940
I'm also just know it's work.

1117
01:42:11,940 --> 01:42:13,940
I feel like I didn't text you fast enough.

1118
01:42:13,940 --> 01:42:14,940
So you're just like, fuck this.

1119
01:42:14,940 --> 01:42:17,940
I've known you for four years. I finally got your phone number.

1120
01:42:17,940 --> 01:42:20,940
I do not text you on that at all unless it's majorly important.

1121
01:42:20,940 --> 01:42:23,940
As far as I'm concerned, that's the fucking bat phone to reach Andy.

1122
01:42:23,940 --> 01:42:24,940
That is the bat phone.

1123
01:42:24,940 --> 01:42:26,940
I use Messenger to just throw whatever at you.

1124
01:42:26,940 --> 01:42:27,940
Yeah.

1125
01:42:27,940 --> 01:42:29,940
And then if it's super important, then I text you or call him.

1126
01:42:29,940 --> 01:42:30,940
That's probably fair.

1127
01:42:30,940 --> 01:42:32,940
It's not going to make a difference.

1128
01:42:32,940 --> 01:42:33,940
It does.

1129
01:42:33,940 --> 01:42:37,940
I've texted you before the chat and he's like, throw it in the chat. I'll read that.

1130
01:42:37,940 --> 01:42:44,940
It'll make him feel bad if he reads his text and it's something important.

1131
01:42:44,940 --> 01:42:46,940
The text message is sacred and you fucking ignored it.

1132
01:42:46,940 --> 01:42:48,940
It's about starting this up.

1133
01:42:48,940 --> 01:42:52,940
I don't know if he read it or he's just like, hey, you never answered my text.

1134
01:42:52,940 --> 01:42:54,940
We're doing like improv practice.

1135
01:42:54,940 --> 01:43:00,940
If I got into a car accident in this town, I couldn't call you.

1136
01:43:00,940 --> 01:43:03,940
I would have to call Ryan, my joker.

1137
01:43:03,940 --> 01:43:07,940
Why don't you call Andy?

1138
01:43:07,940 --> 01:43:08,940
Oh, yeah, that's right.

1139
01:43:08,940 --> 01:43:09,940
Sorry.

1140
01:43:09,940 --> 01:43:10,940
I'll be right there, Austin.

1141
01:43:10,940 --> 01:43:11,940
What?

1142
01:43:11,940 --> 01:43:13,940
You think Ryan's better at answering the phone than I am?

1143
01:43:13,940 --> 01:43:14,940
Yeah.

1144
01:43:14,940 --> 01:43:15,940
You mean that?

1145
01:43:15,940 --> 01:43:17,940
He's the worst texter I know.

1146
01:43:17,940 --> 01:43:19,940
So that's saying something.

1147
01:43:19,940 --> 01:43:20,940
That's true, yeah.

1148
01:43:20,940 --> 01:43:23,940
I get pissed off he doesn't respond quick enough.

1149
01:43:23,940 --> 01:43:27,940
And I'm okay with there being months in between texts.

1150
01:43:27,940 --> 01:43:30,940
It's the fact that he quote unquote hates me.

1151
01:43:30,940 --> 01:43:31,940
Who?

1152
01:43:31,940 --> 01:43:32,940
That he would reply.

1153
01:43:32,940 --> 01:43:33,940
Ryan hates you?

1154
01:43:33,940 --> 01:43:34,940
He would reply to me.

1155
01:43:34,940 --> 01:43:35,940
Oh.

1156
01:43:35,940 --> 01:43:37,940
Oh, Austin never texts me.

1157
01:43:37,940 --> 01:43:39,940
This must be important, yeah.

1158
01:43:39,940 --> 01:43:42,940
Well, fuck.

1159
01:43:42,940 --> 01:43:46,940
So, I mean, there's a lot we didn't cover, but I mean, I guess I don't want to.

1160
01:43:46,940 --> 01:43:47,940
I tried.

1161
01:43:47,940 --> 01:43:48,940
I fucking tried.

1162
01:43:48,940 --> 01:43:49,940
He tried.

1163
01:43:49,940 --> 01:43:50,940
He was like pulling two teeth.

1164
01:43:50,940 --> 01:43:59,940
He was like staring at one note through fucking Back to the Future and shit trying to get it out.

1165
01:43:59,940 --> 01:44:02,940
Did I tell you guys the Dark Souls bat back joke?

1166
01:44:02,940 --> 01:44:03,940
Yes.

1167
01:44:03,940 --> 01:44:04,940
Okay.

1168
01:44:04,940 --> 01:44:06,940
The mimes at the end.

1169
01:44:06,940 --> 01:44:08,940
That's a joker move, I appreciate.

1170
01:44:08,940 --> 01:44:11,940
Getting a bunch of, hiring a bunch of professional mimes.

1171
01:44:11,940 --> 01:44:15,940
I do want to say something about like, because I watched them back to back with return.

1172
01:44:15,940 --> 01:44:19,940
Why the fuck does the Penguin have clowns?

1173
01:44:19,940 --> 01:44:21,940
Leftovers from the other movie?

1174
01:44:21,940 --> 01:44:22,940
I guess so.

1175
01:44:22,940 --> 01:44:23,940
They were just like, we need to reuse these guys.

1176
01:44:23,940 --> 01:44:26,940
Well, I think clowns are just from.

1177
01:44:26,940 --> 01:44:28,940
Gotham just has an assortment of clowns or just goons.

1178
01:44:28,940 --> 01:44:29,940
What would you prefer?

1179
01:44:29,940 --> 01:44:31,940
We just made 20 mil off the joker.

1180
01:44:31,940 --> 01:44:32,940
Let's go work for this other guy.

1181
01:44:32,940 --> 01:44:35,940
Yeah, let's work for the shorter guy that like humps the steering wheel.

1182
01:44:35,940 --> 01:44:36,940
What would you prefer?

1183
01:44:36,940 --> 01:44:38,940
Penguin costumes?

1184
01:44:38,940 --> 01:44:41,940
I mean, if they're just in tuxedos, I feel like that would be more appropriate.

1185
01:44:41,940 --> 01:44:43,940
Oh man, I didn't even think tuxedos.

1186
01:44:43,940 --> 01:44:44,940
Tuxedos?

1187
01:44:44,940 --> 01:44:46,940
No, that's not menacing.

1188
01:44:46,940 --> 01:44:48,940
Batman just shows up.

1189
01:44:48,940 --> 01:44:50,940
There's a bunch of good looking dudes in tuxedos.

1190
01:44:50,940 --> 01:44:52,940
I'm going to squirt ketchup on you.

1191
01:44:52,940 --> 01:44:57,940
You think the mafia, you know, they wear like, not die suits in tuxedos.

1192
01:44:57,940 --> 01:44:58,940
Yeah, but that's the mafia.

1193
01:44:58,940 --> 01:45:04,940
No one's like, you're terrified of the idea of the mafia because you know that one day the mafia might show up and get you.

1194
01:45:04,940 --> 01:45:05,940
But.

1195
01:45:05,940 --> 01:45:06,940
Not the penguin.

1196
01:45:06,940 --> 01:45:09,940
But not like, the penguin is a super villain.

1197
01:45:09,940 --> 01:45:14,940
He's got to have goons that strike fear into the hearts of Gothamites.

1198
01:45:14,940 --> 01:45:16,940
Plus they have to be freaks.

1199
01:45:16,940 --> 01:45:17,940
They have to be freaks.

1200
01:45:17,940 --> 01:45:19,940
I think that's part of it.

1201
01:45:19,940 --> 01:45:23,940
And Tim Burton's view on it, he actually talked about it.

1202
01:45:23,940 --> 01:45:25,940
It's a duel of the freaks.

1203
01:45:25,940 --> 01:45:27,940
It's a fight between disturbed people.

1204
01:45:27,940 --> 01:45:31,940
So if you get normal goons, it's not going to be freaks.

1205
01:45:31,940 --> 01:45:32,940
They want them to be freaks.

1206
01:45:32,940 --> 01:45:36,940
That was just the weirdest thing because I was like, Batman just fought clowns.

1207
01:45:36,940 --> 01:45:37,940
It's a joke.

1208
01:45:37,940 --> 01:45:38,940
That made sense.

1209
01:45:38,940 --> 01:45:40,940
But they're fucking like an ice.

1210
01:45:40,940 --> 01:45:41,940
I mean, I get what you're saying.

1211
01:45:41,940 --> 01:45:42,940
It's clowns and clowns.

1212
01:45:42,940 --> 01:45:44,940
But yeah, they wanted to be freaky.

1213
01:45:44,940 --> 01:45:48,940
And so I mean, I think clowns are freaky.

1214
01:45:48,940 --> 01:45:52,940
But maybe, yeah, maybe penguin suits.

1215
01:45:52,940 --> 01:45:54,940
The more I think about it.

1216
01:45:54,940 --> 01:45:56,940
Oh, how adorable.

1217
01:45:56,940 --> 01:45:59,940
Like those full attack by sliding on the penguins.

1218
01:45:59,940 --> 01:46:00,940
Even better.

1219
01:46:00,940 --> 01:46:05,940
You know, those like velociraptor T-Rex blow up ones.

1220
01:46:05,940 --> 01:46:06,940
You just get those.

1221
01:46:06,940 --> 01:46:07,940
But yeah, but it's just penguins.

1222
01:46:07,940 --> 01:46:09,940
So they're just running around bobble heading.

1223
01:46:09,940 --> 01:46:11,940
They're just sliding on their belly shooting.

1224
01:46:11,940 --> 01:46:12,940
Yeah.

1225
01:46:12,940 --> 01:46:14,940
You see that one.

1226
01:46:14,940 --> 01:46:16,940
Have you seen that video of the penguins?

1227
01:46:16,940 --> 01:46:19,940
They're walking in a line and one penguin slips and falls.

1228
01:46:19,940 --> 01:46:23,940
He goes, and all the other penguins are like, oh, fuck.

1229
01:46:23,940 --> 01:46:26,940
Didn't they have penguins with like laser beams on their back

1230
01:46:26,940 --> 01:46:27,940
in that one?

1231
01:46:27,940 --> 01:46:28,940
Yeah, didn't they?

1232
01:46:28,940 --> 01:46:29,940
I thought they did.

1233
01:46:29,940 --> 01:46:31,940
Yeah, yeah, actual penguins.

1234
01:46:31,940 --> 01:46:33,940
But I'm just talking about the I'm just talking about the

1235
01:46:33,940 --> 01:46:34,940
henchmen.

1236
01:46:34,940 --> 01:46:36,940
The henchmen or goons.

1237
01:46:36,940 --> 01:46:38,940
Oh, the little penguins or henchmen.

1238
01:46:38,940 --> 01:46:40,940
Yeah.

1239
01:46:40,940 --> 01:46:41,940
I mean, they're trained.

1240
01:46:41,940 --> 01:46:43,940
I was just like watching.

1241
01:46:43,940 --> 01:46:45,940
I was like, what's with all these clown makeup?

1242
01:46:45,940 --> 01:46:47,940
Yeah, but I think like a trained.

1243
01:46:47,940 --> 01:46:48,940
It threw me off.

1244
01:46:48,940 --> 01:46:49,940
Trained penguin henchmen.

1245
01:46:49,940 --> 01:46:50,940
I don't.

1246
01:46:50,940 --> 01:46:51,940
OK.

1247
01:46:51,940 --> 01:46:55,940
How do you guys feel about canine units with police?

1248
01:46:55,940 --> 01:46:59,940
Are they heroes or are they just dogs that were having sniffed

1249
01:46:59,940 --> 01:47:02,940
stuff that sometimes get shot because cops bring them around

1250
01:47:02,940 --> 01:47:03,940
dangerous criminals?

1251
01:47:03,940 --> 01:47:04,940
They're cops.

1252
01:47:04,940 --> 01:47:05,940
They just want treats.

1253
01:47:05,940 --> 01:47:06,940
That's what I'm saying.

1254
01:47:06,940 --> 01:47:07,940
They're just dogs.

1255
01:47:07,940 --> 01:47:08,940
No, they're not dogs.

1256
01:47:08,940 --> 01:47:09,940
I mean, I know.

1257
01:47:09,940 --> 01:47:10,940
I know that they're just dogs.

1258
01:47:10,940 --> 01:47:14,940
But we learned in some movies that if you harm them, it's like

1259
01:47:14,940 --> 01:47:15,940
harming the police.

1260
01:47:15,940 --> 01:47:16,940
That's what I'm talking about.

1261
01:47:16,940 --> 01:47:18,940
They have the same rights as police officers.

1262
01:47:18,940 --> 01:47:19,940
I'm totally fine with.

1263
01:47:19,940 --> 01:47:23,940
But like, are they heroes or are they just dogs?

1264
01:47:23,940 --> 01:47:27,940
Well, Andy, they are basically the smartest dogs in the world,

1265
01:47:27,940 --> 01:47:30,940
which is one step closer to talking dogs.

1266
01:47:30,940 --> 01:47:33,940
And I feel like you're setting me up to advocate that we start

1267
01:47:33,940 --> 01:47:35,940
maybe kill police dogs.

1268
01:47:35,940 --> 01:47:36,940
I didn't say that, Mike.

1269
01:47:36,940 --> 01:47:39,940
I would never say such a thing.

1270
01:47:39,940 --> 01:47:42,940
But you know how I feel about hyper intelligent animals.

1271
01:47:42,940 --> 01:47:43,940
I'm not a fan.

1272
01:47:43,940 --> 01:47:46,940
It's something close to something that you fear.

1273
01:47:46,940 --> 01:47:47,940
So get pretty close.

1274
01:47:47,940 --> 01:47:50,940
I mean, Huskies can like learn language.

1275
01:47:50,940 --> 01:47:51,940
Huskies can basically talk.

1276
01:47:51,940 --> 01:47:53,940
I mean, you think we should kill all Huskies.

1277
01:47:53,940 --> 01:47:59,940
The moment I see a YouTube video of a Husky going, take me out to

1278
01:47:59,940 --> 01:48:02,940
pee, I'd be like, yeah, let's fucking kill that monstrosity.

1279
01:48:02,940 --> 01:48:03,940
They probably have that.

1280
01:48:03,940 --> 01:48:05,940
Let's fucking kill that thing.

1281
01:48:05,940 --> 01:48:09,940
I'm already uncomfortable with the dogs that have those buttons.

1282
01:48:09,940 --> 01:48:12,940
I was just about to say that's what they use now is buttons.

1283
01:48:12,940 --> 01:48:14,940
So is it their talking or is it communicating?

1284
01:48:14,940 --> 01:48:18,940
OK, now that is more just communication because they're not

1285
01:48:18,940 --> 01:48:19,940
talking.

1286
01:48:19,940 --> 01:48:20,940
They don't know what you're saying.

1287
01:48:20,940 --> 01:48:21,940
It's like sign language with monkeys.

1288
01:48:21,940 --> 01:48:23,940
Which I'm also not a fan of.

1289
01:48:23,940 --> 01:48:25,940
Why are we teaching monkey sign language?

1290
01:48:25,940 --> 01:48:28,940
My aunt actually has a dog who has a bell.

1291
01:48:28,940 --> 01:48:31,940
It's a hanging bell, like a Christmas hanging bell.

1292
01:48:31,940 --> 01:48:34,940
It walks up and hits that fucker when it wants to go outside.

1293
01:48:34,940 --> 01:48:35,940
It's scary as fuck.

1294
01:48:35,940 --> 01:48:36,940
That's cool as fuck.

1295
01:48:36,940 --> 01:48:37,940
I don't know about you.

1296
01:48:37,940 --> 01:48:38,940
It's scary, though.

1297
01:48:38,940 --> 01:48:40,940
That dog knows to go up to the door and ring the damn bell.

1298
01:48:40,940 --> 01:48:42,940
It'll stand there and just ring this damn bell.

1299
01:48:42,940 --> 01:48:43,940
That's a little too much.

1300
01:48:43,940 --> 01:48:44,940
A little too intelligent.

1301
01:48:44,940 --> 01:48:46,940
I don't like the dogs that can skateboard.

1302
01:48:46,940 --> 01:48:48,940
I'm like, I don't like that they found faster.

1303
01:48:48,940 --> 01:48:50,940
Those dogs are fucking rad.

1304
01:48:50,940 --> 01:48:51,940
No, no, no.

1305
01:48:51,940 --> 01:48:52,940
It's rad to see.

1306
01:48:52,940 --> 01:48:54,940
But then you think of the implications.

1307
01:48:54,940 --> 01:48:55,940
How far are they?

1308
01:48:55,940 --> 01:48:58,940
How far away are they from driving?

1309
01:48:58,940 --> 01:49:00,940
If they're skateboarding now.

1310
01:49:00,940 --> 01:49:02,940
It's way different skateboarding versus driving.

1311
01:49:02,940 --> 01:49:05,940
It's literally you just hit the pedals.

1312
01:49:05,940 --> 01:49:07,940
They just need to be able to see.

1313
01:49:07,940 --> 01:49:08,940
You would just need to know.

1314
01:49:08,940 --> 01:49:11,940
You need to carve a little window out on the bottom of the car

1315
01:49:11,940 --> 01:49:13,940
so they could see out through the pedal part.

1316
01:49:13,940 --> 01:49:15,940
When the dogs start doing kickflips and shit,

1317
01:49:15,940 --> 01:49:16,940
come talk to me about that.

1318
01:49:16,940 --> 01:49:20,940
You joke, but the moment we see a dog kickflip,

1319
01:49:20,940 --> 01:49:23,940
I will be the first one with a fucking rifle ready to go.

1320
01:49:23,940 --> 01:49:25,940
Jesus Christ.

1321
01:49:25,940 --> 01:49:27,940
I was going to say, mine just jumps on me

1322
01:49:27,940 --> 01:49:30,940
and tries to tell me telepathically I need to go outside the stairs.

1323
01:49:30,940 --> 01:49:32,940
Yeah, terrifying.

1324
01:49:32,940 --> 01:49:40,940
Look, my favorite dog in the world is Taylor's dog, the Frenchy Rex.

1325
01:49:40,940 --> 01:49:44,940
And it's because there's nothing behind those vacant eyes

1326
01:49:44,940 --> 01:49:50,940
except just a vacant happy hole of where his brain should be.

1327
01:49:50,940 --> 01:49:53,940
And every time I see him, his body wiggles.

1328
01:49:53,940 --> 01:49:55,940
He just wants to be pet.

1329
01:49:55,940 --> 01:49:57,940
That's what a dog should be.

1330
01:49:57,940 --> 01:49:58,940
I wish my dog could talk.

1331
01:49:58,940 --> 01:49:59,940
He whines so much.

1332
01:49:59,940 --> 01:50:01,940
I just want to ask him what he's fucking whining about

1333
01:50:01,940 --> 01:50:03,940
so I can tell him to shut the fuck up.

1334
01:50:03,940 --> 01:50:04,940
Jesus.

1335
01:50:04,940 --> 01:50:06,940
Lance of the Apes must freak you the fuck out.

1336
01:50:06,940 --> 01:50:07,940
No, he does that.

1337
01:50:07,940 --> 01:50:08,940
This is where it all comes from.

1338
01:50:08,940 --> 01:50:10,940
He's super high pitched.

1339
01:50:10,940 --> 01:50:11,940
Fucking nothing.

1340
01:50:11,940 --> 01:50:13,940
He'll walk around, look at a closed door,

1341
01:50:13,940 --> 01:50:15,940
and be like, whee, whee, whee.

1342
01:50:15,940 --> 01:50:18,940
Well, if you were a ghost hunter person, believer guy,

1343
01:50:18,940 --> 01:50:21,940
you probably would have some ghosts in those closed doors.

1344
01:50:21,940 --> 01:50:24,940
His head is almost as big as mine, so when he turns, I see it.

1345
01:50:24,940 --> 01:50:26,940
Even if he's across the room, what the fuck are you looking at?

1346
01:50:26,940 --> 01:50:30,940
What the fuck are you looking at?

1347
01:50:30,940 --> 01:50:32,940
He's like the sixth sense dog. That's all he is.

1348
01:50:32,940 --> 01:50:33,940
Let's rate this thing.

1349
01:50:33,940 --> 01:50:36,940
Yeah, we should rate this thing because we still got to do Rex.

1350
01:50:36,940 --> 01:50:45,940
So, all right, out of mild prince-loving jokers,

1351
01:50:45,940 --> 01:50:49,940
five mild prince-loving jokers out of five,

1352
01:50:49,940 --> 01:50:50,940
what would you rate this?

1353
01:50:50,940 --> 01:50:53,940
We're also going to do your stupid system that you pioneered, Zach.

1354
01:50:53,940 --> 01:50:55,940
I make fun of every time we do this now.

1355
01:50:55,940 --> 01:50:57,940
If you're unfamiliar with the show, and this is your first one

1356
01:50:57,940 --> 01:51:00,940
because you're like, hey, Batman, let's listen to someone else talk about it

1357
01:51:00,940 --> 01:51:02,940
in all the other movies.

1358
01:51:02,940 --> 01:51:07,940
Sorry, we have a system here that Zach created a long time ago.

1359
01:51:07,940 --> 01:51:09,940
He thought it would be fun because we typically pick B movies

1360
01:51:09,940 --> 01:51:12,940
that the highest rating that we would have is a B.

1361
01:51:12,940 --> 01:51:15,940
And then it would go down to F, like a typical rating system,

1362
01:51:15,940 --> 01:51:17,940
but then if you're a really, really, really shitty movie,

1363
01:51:17,940 --> 01:51:22,940
which this movie doesn't have to worry about, you could get a W.

1364
01:51:22,940 --> 01:51:25,940
And that's our rating system, which we're still going to give this movie that.

1365
01:51:25,940 --> 01:51:28,940
And it's even worse now because there's As in there and there's Ms in there.

1366
01:51:28,940 --> 01:51:30,940
There's a S tier.

1367
01:51:30,940 --> 01:51:35,940
Listen, only when there's a particularly wonderful movie

1368
01:51:35,940 --> 01:51:38,940
will it get the rating it deserves.

1369
01:51:38,940 --> 01:51:42,940
Our masterpieces include Battlefield Earth, Steel,

1370
01:51:42,940 --> 01:51:45,940
and of course, the best movie of all time, King of the Avenue,

1371
01:51:45,940 --> 01:51:51,940
2010 starring Simon Rex and Bing Ray.

1372
01:51:51,940 --> 01:51:54,940
Anyway, or Dirt Nasty if you're feeling it.

1373
01:51:54,940 --> 01:51:56,940
Or Dirt Nasty if you're nasty.

1374
01:51:56,940 --> 01:51:57,940
If you're nasty, yeah.

1375
01:51:57,940 --> 01:52:00,940
So let's rate this thing.

1376
01:52:00,940 --> 01:52:03,940
I give this a strong B.

1377
01:52:03,940 --> 01:52:07,940
It doesn't get the B plus for me because of some layering issues

1378
01:52:07,940 --> 01:52:12,940
like the henchmen not stealing the money.

1379
01:52:12,940 --> 01:52:14,940
That or counterfeit?

1380
01:52:14,940 --> 01:52:16,940
That or counterfeit, now that you've said that,

1381
01:52:16,940 --> 01:52:18,940
but I'm still not going to adjust my grade.

1382
01:52:18,940 --> 01:52:19,940
It's a B.

1383
01:52:19,940 --> 01:52:24,940
And I also give it a five out of five Prince-loving,

1384
01:52:24,940 --> 01:52:26,940
museum-destroying jokers.

1385
01:52:26,940 --> 01:52:28,940
Austin?

1386
01:52:28,940 --> 01:52:31,940
I'm giving this movie an F minus.

1387
01:52:31,940 --> 01:52:32,940
Okay.

1388
01:52:32,940 --> 01:52:35,940
So not a W, but the closest I could get to it.

1389
01:52:35,940 --> 01:52:38,940
The only thing that's safer from a W is that Batman fucks and kills.

1390
01:52:38,940 --> 01:52:39,940
Okay.

1391
01:52:39,940 --> 01:52:42,940
I very much like Clooney Batman with nipples.

1392
01:52:42,940 --> 01:52:43,940
A lot better than this.

1393
01:52:43,940 --> 01:52:44,940
The best Batman.

1394
01:52:44,940 --> 01:52:45,940
It's a hot take.

1395
01:52:45,940 --> 01:52:49,940
Yeah, Mr. Freeze, Danny DeVito joke or Danny DeVito penguin.

1396
01:52:49,940 --> 01:52:51,940
No, that's Return.

1397
01:52:51,940 --> 01:52:54,940
Arnold and Poison Ivy.

1398
01:52:54,940 --> 01:52:56,940
Yeah, yeah, all those ones.

1399
01:52:56,940 --> 01:52:58,940
I like way better than this one.

1400
01:52:58,940 --> 01:52:59,940
I feel like this is...

1401
01:52:59,940 --> 01:53:00,940
No, no, no, no, guys, you guys are wrong.

1402
01:53:00,940 --> 01:53:03,940
It's Two-Face and Riddler together.

1403
01:53:03,940 --> 01:53:06,940
And then it's Poison Ivy and Freeze together.

1404
01:53:06,940 --> 01:53:07,940
Yeah, with Bane.

1405
01:53:07,940 --> 01:53:08,940
With Bane.

1406
01:53:08,940 --> 01:53:09,940
With Bane is always just an additional.

1407
01:53:09,940 --> 01:53:10,940
With Bane.

1408
01:53:10,940 --> 01:53:11,940
Yeah, with Bane.

1409
01:53:11,940 --> 01:53:13,940
Because Bane is sort of the special guest star.

1410
01:53:13,940 --> 01:53:15,940
Special guest star Bane for a little bit.

1411
01:53:15,940 --> 01:53:17,940
Bane's just like the strong henchman throughout the whole thing.

1412
01:53:17,940 --> 01:53:19,940
He's not like Bane in the...

1413
01:53:19,940 --> 01:53:21,940
He doesn't break his back or do any Bane shit.

1414
01:53:21,940 --> 01:53:22,940
He's not Mexican.

1415
01:53:22,940 --> 01:53:29,940
Sure, I'm not giving it a W of B just for the fact that you can't make a W Batman movie, I don't think, at least.

1416
01:53:29,940 --> 01:53:30,940
There's no W Batmans.

1417
01:53:30,940 --> 01:53:32,940
No, well, he's not public domain yet.

1418
01:53:32,940 --> 01:53:34,940
We would have chosen it.

1419
01:53:34,940 --> 01:53:41,940
So yeah, I'm going to go F minus and I'm going to call that one out of five Nutshock KOs.

1420
01:53:41,940 --> 01:53:46,940
There's still that 1940s Batman that's two and a half hours long.

1421
01:53:46,940 --> 01:53:51,940
It's a silent film too, so that would probably drive this guy crazy.

1422
01:53:51,940 --> 01:53:53,940
I...

1423
01:53:53,940 --> 01:53:56,940
F minus is a pretty hot take to have.

1424
01:53:56,940 --> 01:53:59,940
I think this is just the worst Batman movie I've seen.

1425
01:53:59,940 --> 01:54:03,940
Batman movies from this one going forward.

1426
01:54:03,940 --> 01:54:06,940
I'm not talking about the old 50s whatever the fuck.

1427
01:54:06,940 --> 01:54:09,940
If you're tearing it, that's different than rating the movie.

1428
01:54:09,940 --> 01:54:11,940
Because you know we're talking about...

1429
01:54:11,940 --> 01:54:14,940
Our scale covers all movies, right?

1430
01:54:14,940 --> 01:54:19,940
So do you think that 1989's Batman is worse than...

1431
01:54:19,940 --> 01:54:22,940
Let's just... I mean let's look at almost any other movie.

1432
01:54:22,940 --> 01:54:23,940
Stop it, you'll go blind!

1433
01:54:23,940 --> 01:54:30,940
Literally one Ranger, according to you, scored higher than Batman 1989.

1434
01:54:30,940 --> 01:54:34,940
Thomas Jane, another Batman villain, Thomas Jane...

1435
01:54:34,940 --> 01:54:36,940
Uh...

1436
01:54:36,940 --> 01:54:39,940
In one Ranger scores higher.

1437
01:54:39,940 --> 01:54:40,940
What else have we done?

1438
01:54:40,940 --> 01:54:41,940
The Nines!

1439
01:54:41,940 --> 01:54:42,940
The Punisher, baby.

1440
01:54:42,940 --> 01:54:44,940
Ryan Reynolds, The Nines.

1441
01:54:44,940 --> 01:54:46,940
Punisher would so kill Batman.

1442
01:54:46,940 --> 01:54:50,940
Okay, yeah fine, fucking F minus from Austin.

1443
01:54:50,940 --> 01:54:52,940
Austin Farrell.

1444
01:54:52,940 --> 01:54:53,940
Not like this man.

1445
01:54:53,940 --> 01:54:55,940
Everyone out there, Austin Farrell.

1446
01:54:55,940 --> 01:55:01,940
1989 Batman gets the one step up from the worst grade we have.

1447
01:55:01,940 --> 01:55:04,940
F minus from Austin Farrell.

1448
01:55:04,940 --> 01:55:06,940
You can find him at Austin Farrell Comedy.

1449
01:55:06,940 --> 01:55:08,940
Which Andy's going to change to an A plus for some reason.

1450
01:55:08,940 --> 01:55:10,940
He's going to come up with a different letter.

1451
01:55:10,940 --> 01:55:13,940
It's a Z, which means it transcends letters.

1452
01:55:13,940 --> 01:55:15,940
I got nothing.

1453
01:55:15,940 --> 01:55:17,940
You're going to bring the score down.

1454
01:55:17,940 --> 01:55:20,940
Alright, Zacky?

1455
01:55:20,940 --> 01:55:24,940
I'm not going to hurt it for its time, but it's probably like a C.

1456
01:55:24,940 --> 01:55:26,940
C plus at most.

1457
01:55:26,940 --> 01:55:27,940
Sure.

1458
01:55:27,940 --> 01:55:35,940
It's got some campiness to it, which I enjoy, but I felt like it couldn't decide whether it wanted to be serious or camp.

1459
01:55:35,940 --> 01:55:37,940
That brought it down to me.

1460
01:55:37,940 --> 01:55:38,940
Camp man.

1461
01:55:38,940 --> 01:55:42,940
Now make up your own scale out of five.

1462
01:55:42,940 --> 01:55:45,940
Mine was Picasso-loving jokers.

1463
01:55:45,940 --> 01:55:50,940
I'll give it a three out of five long ass cables.

1464
01:55:50,940 --> 01:55:53,940
There we go.

1465
01:55:53,940 --> 01:55:55,940
Okay, Mike?

1466
01:55:55,940 --> 01:55:59,940
Okay, a little different take because to me, Michael Keaton is going to be Batman.

1467
01:55:59,940 --> 01:56:00,940
That's just it.

1468
01:56:00,940 --> 01:56:03,940
Michael Keaton will always be George Clooney.

1469
01:56:03,940 --> 01:56:04,940
Yeah.

1470
01:56:04,940 --> 01:56:08,940
Anyway, he plays Bruce Wayne so much better.

1471
01:56:08,940 --> 01:56:13,940
This is the main thing, but I think Jack Nicholson is great.

1472
01:56:13,940 --> 01:56:14,940
Score's epic.

1473
01:56:14,940 --> 01:56:15,940
Danny Elfman.

1474
01:56:15,940 --> 01:56:18,940
Set design is fantastic.

1475
01:56:18,940 --> 01:56:21,940
Yeah, there's some CGI problems because of the time, but whatever.

1476
01:56:21,940 --> 01:56:24,940
That's 1989.

1477
01:56:24,940 --> 01:56:30,940
I'm going to say four and a half brooding Batarangs.

1478
01:56:30,940 --> 01:56:32,940
B minus.

1479
01:56:32,940 --> 01:56:33,940
B minus.

1480
01:56:33,940 --> 01:56:34,940
Yeah.

1481
01:56:34,940 --> 01:56:36,940
It has its problems like all movies do, but it's not.

1482
01:56:36,940 --> 01:56:39,940
I mean, it's not a perfect movie, but it's a damn good movie.

1483
01:56:39,940 --> 01:56:45,940
And if you came with 66 to begin with, your starting point is 66 Batman.

1484
01:56:45,940 --> 01:56:48,940
This is like an upgrade of 66 Batman.

1485
01:56:48,940 --> 01:56:52,940
So it's for my age range, it's great.

1486
01:56:52,940 --> 01:56:53,940
Okay.

1487
01:56:53,940 --> 01:56:55,940
B minus for Mike.

1488
01:56:55,940 --> 01:56:58,940
Brandon?

1489
01:56:58,940 --> 01:56:59,940
Yeah.

1490
01:56:59,940 --> 01:57:01,940
So I really enjoy this movie.

1491
01:57:01,940 --> 01:57:04,940
It's a classic, one that I could watch with my kids.

1492
01:57:04,940 --> 01:57:05,940
They love it.

1493
01:57:05,940 --> 01:57:09,940
It's kind of how I introduce them to Batman and then I start showing them, you know,

1494
01:57:09,940 --> 01:57:12,940
progressively better.

1495
01:57:12,940 --> 01:57:15,940
It does have, you know, some campiness to it.

1496
01:57:15,940 --> 01:57:16,940
You know, darkness.

1497
01:57:16,940 --> 01:57:18,940
You can't decide, like you guys have all said.

1498
01:57:18,940 --> 01:57:22,940
I do give it a B minus.

1499
01:57:22,940 --> 01:57:23,940
Yeah.

1500
01:57:23,940 --> 01:57:24,940
Enjoyable.

1501
01:57:24,940 --> 01:57:26,940
I mean, I took three notes and then I was like, I'm just going to watch it.

1502
01:57:26,940 --> 01:57:27,940
I love this movie.

1503
01:57:27,940 --> 01:57:29,940
I think my last note was, I'm Batman.

1504
01:57:29,940 --> 01:57:32,940
And then, you know, that was it.

1505
01:57:32,940 --> 01:57:39,940
So I'm thinking with a B minus, a B, a B minus, an F minus, a C plus, we're going to land

1506
01:57:39,940 --> 01:57:43,940
at C. I think the F minus really takes it down.

1507
01:57:43,940 --> 01:57:45,940
Sorry, guys.

1508
01:57:45,940 --> 01:57:49,940
If you had done a D, we could have ended up at like a low B or a high C.

1509
01:57:49,940 --> 01:57:54,940
But the F minus really sends it down that extra letter grade.

1510
01:57:54,940 --> 01:57:57,940
I feel like all of you raised your fucking thing after I gave it.

1511
01:57:57,940 --> 01:58:01,940
They all had Cs on theirs, but then they all put B minus because they were like, yeah,

1512
01:58:01,940 --> 01:58:02,940
Austin, fuck is that?

1513
01:58:02,940 --> 01:58:03,940
I actually had it stuck to his guns.

1514
01:58:03,940 --> 01:58:05,940
I actually had an F minus.

1515
01:58:05,940 --> 01:58:09,940
Brought it up to a C plus.

1516
01:58:09,940 --> 01:58:11,940
I was like, I can't copy now.

1517
01:58:11,940 --> 01:58:12,940
The teacher's going to know.

1518
01:58:12,940 --> 01:58:14,940
Well, ladies and gentlemen.

1519
01:58:14,940 --> 01:58:15,940
Oh, shit.

1520
01:58:15,940 --> 01:58:16,940
I do have one question, though.

1521
01:58:16,940 --> 01:58:19,940
Since we're doing a superhero that has multiple people playing, who would you rather have

1522
01:58:19,940 --> 01:58:24,940
as the perfect Batman and Bruce Wayne?

1523
01:58:24,940 --> 01:58:26,940
And you can't choose the same actor twice.

1524
01:58:26,940 --> 01:58:28,940
The best Batman and Bruce Wayne?

1525
01:58:28,940 --> 01:58:32,940
Yeah, so like Michael Keaton, Bruce Wayne is wonderful.

1526
01:58:32,940 --> 01:58:34,940
But who would be your Batman?

1527
01:58:34,940 --> 01:58:36,940
Yeah.

1528
01:58:36,940 --> 01:58:37,940
That's a good one.

1529
01:58:37,940 --> 01:58:38,940
What's the dream?

1530
01:58:38,940 --> 01:58:39,940
What is the dream?

1531
01:58:39,940 --> 01:58:41,940
Dream combo.

1532
01:58:41,940 --> 01:58:43,940
Bruce Wayne and Batman.

1533
01:58:43,940 --> 01:58:45,940
I kind of want Pedro Pascal to be Bruce Wayne.

1534
01:58:45,940 --> 01:58:48,940
I mean, from the people that have played him.

1535
01:58:48,940 --> 01:58:49,940
Oh, I'm sorry.

1536
01:58:49,940 --> 01:58:51,940
I was actually thinking of different actors, too.

1537
01:58:51,940 --> 01:58:57,940
You're talking about, oh, of anyone who's played it, I would want Patterson versus Heath Ledger.

1538
01:58:57,940 --> 01:58:59,940
Is that what we're talking about?

1539
01:58:59,940 --> 01:59:01,940
No, no, no, we're talking about Bruce.

1540
01:59:01,940 --> 01:59:02,940
One, Bruce Wayne.

1541
01:59:02,940 --> 01:59:03,940
One plays Bruce Wayne.

1542
01:59:03,940 --> 01:59:05,940
The other actor plays Batman.

1543
01:59:05,940 --> 01:59:06,940
And that's the movie you would go.

1544
01:59:06,940 --> 01:59:08,940
Oh, OK, cool.

1545
01:59:08,940 --> 01:59:11,940
Then I would go Patterson, Batman.

1546
01:59:11,940 --> 01:59:19,940
And I would go, even though it wouldn't work, I'd probably go Clooney, Bruce Wayne.

1547
01:59:19,940 --> 01:59:21,940
Like it would be a weird, it wouldn't work.

1548
01:59:21,940 --> 01:59:24,940
But if you could make it work, if you could make.

1549
01:59:24,940 --> 01:59:27,940
But wait, but that's the question you're asking, right?

1550
01:59:27,940 --> 01:59:29,940
That's silly from anyone's point of view.

1551
01:59:29,940 --> 01:59:32,940
If I was like, I want Christian Bale's Batman, but I want Val Kuhlman to play him.

1552
01:59:32,940 --> 01:59:34,940
That's a bit of a better mix.

1553
01:59:34,940 --> 01:59:37,940
I mean, like, like that person plays only the Bruce Wayne part.

1554
01:59:37,940 --> 01:59:39,940
The Batman, that actor would only play the Batman part.

1555
01:59:39,940 --> 01:59:40,940
That's what I'm saying.

1556
01:59:40,940 --> 01:59:45,940
I like Robert Pattinson as Batman, like in the suit kicking people's ass.

1557
01:59:45,940 --> 01:59:46,940
I think he's the most badass.

1558
01:59:46,940 --> 01:59:47,940
I like it.

1559
01:59:47,940 --> 01:59:52,940
But I like George Clooney's goofy, goofy Bruce Wayne.

1560
01:59:52,940 --> 01:59:56,940
So it would be anytime he's in Bruce Wayne mode, it'd be goofy, silly.

1561
01:59:56,940 --> 01:59:58,940
He's pulled out the bat card.

1562
01:59:58,940 --> 02:00:00,940
He's got the bat nipples or whatever.

1563
02:00:00,940 --> 02:00:05,940
But then when it cuts to him fighting, the lighting changes and he just beats up people silent.

1564
02:00:05,940 --> 02:00:07,940
He goes, I am justice.

1565
02:00:07,940 --> 02:00:14,940
And then like walks off and goes back to like George Clooney around with his boys, his 25 year old boy that he fucking adopts.

1566
02:00:14,940 --> 02:00:17,940
You guys thought you hated me for giving this movie an F-.

1567
02:00:17,940 --> 02:00:26,940
I'm not a fan of this, but I think my favorite combo, Bruce Wayne, if I still understand the question, Ben Affleck did a great Bruce Wayne.

1568
02:00:26,940 --> 02:00:29,940
And I thought Robert Pattinson's Batman.

1569
02:00:29,940 --> 02:00:31,940
So I think that would be my combo.

1570
02:00:31,940 --> 02:00:33,940
I do like Batfleck too.

1571
02:00:33,940 --> 02:00:35,940
I would have both young for longevity.

1572
02:00:35,940 --> 02:00:38,940
So we don't have, you know, 30 different Batman.

1573
02:00:38,940 --> 02:00:40,940
But Affleck with Bruce Wayne for sure.

1574
02:00:40,940 --> 02:00:46,940
And then George Clooney back.

1575
02:00:46,940 --> 02:00:52,940
I'm going to stay with Pete Don Bruce Wayne and probably Pattinson is that.

1576
02:00:52,940 --> 02:00:55,940
What about a Valkyrie?

1577
02:00:55,940 --> 02:00:57,940
A Valkyrie is great, bro.

1578
02:00:57,940 --> 02:01:00,940
And then probably George Clooney as Bruce Wayne.

1579
02:01:00,940 --> 02:01:03,940
Let's pick the best Batmobile since we're talking Batman.

1580
02:01:03,940 --> 02:01:10,940
I think aesthetically, I love the 89 Batman mobile functionality wise.

1581
02:01:10,940 --> 02:01:12,940
It's the Tumbler all day long.

1582
02:01:12,940 --> 02:01:16,940
They stay pretty consistent throughout like this era of Batman, aren't they?

1583
02:01:16,940 --> 02:01:18,940
They all look hot roddish.

1584
02:01:18,940 --> 02:01:21,940
I just like returns because it's not a motorcycle.

1585
02:01:21,940 --> 02:01:22,940
Is it hot?

1586
02:01:22,940 --> 02:01:23,940
Forever.

1587
02:01:23,940 --> 02:01:26,940
You're talking about begins or Dark Knight.

1588
02:01:26,940 --> 02:01:27,940
Forever.

1589
02:01:27,940 --> 02:01:31,940
When he shoots it out, he shoots out a fucking motorcycle for Robin.

1590
02:01:31,940 --> 02:01:34,940
Oh, OK, because he also shoots out a motorcycle in Dark Knight.

1591
02:01:34,940 --> 02:01:35,940
Yeah, for himself.

1592
02:01:35,940 --> 02:01:37,940
The other one's like.

1593
02:01:37,940 --> 02:01:42,940
Yeah, that whole the wheels that the car.

1594
02:01:42,940 --> 02:01:48,940
I got to say Pattinson's Batmobile fucking sick, though, aesthetically, very cool.

1595
02:01:48,940 --> 02:01:50,940
I give you that.

1596
02:01:50,940 --> 02:01:52,940
I always want to fight you.

1597
02:01:52,940 --> 02:01:53,940
It's cool. Yeah.

1598
02:01:53,940 --> 02:01:57,940
I also think the the one that from the eighty nine one looks a bit like well,

1599
02:01:57,940 --> 02:02:03,940
it feels car like this same kind of design, which is like kind of cool in a way.

1600
02:02:03,940 --> 02:02:09,940
But if you guys have ever played the Rocksteady Arkham Knight's Arkham Knight game,

1601
02:02:09,940 --> 02:02:16,940
the Batmobile that they designed for that game, the way that it runs around the city is so fucking good.

1602
02:02:16,940 --> 02:02:21,940
It's it has a so you drive around like a normal car like any other video game.

1603
02:02:21,940 --> 02:02:24,940
But then you hold down. I think it's like left trigger or whatever.

1604
02:02:24,940 --> 02:02:26,940
It turns into tank mode.

1605
02:02:26,940 --> 02:02:32,940
And when you turn into tank mode immediately, the way that you move around is fully 360 like

1606
02:02:32,940 --> 02:02:35,940
you can just move around. So you're not very fast when you do that.

1607
02:02:35,940 --> 02:02:40,940
But if you're hitting a corner, so instead of it being like grappling hook goes out,

1608
02:02:40,940 --> 02:02:43,940
you just turn into tank mode and it'll immediately turn your car sideways.

1609
02:02:43,940 --> 02:02:47,940
You just keep going. So it's the functionality is fucking just sick. Right.

1610
02:02:47,940 --> 02:02:53,940
And what they did was they made a bunch of driving mini games or like like laps,

1611
02:02:53,940 --> 02:02:56,940
like, you know, like courses that you can run.

1612
02:02:56,940 --> 02:03:00,940
Then they made all of the Batmobiles that you could that you could have all the way

1613
02:03:00,940 --> 02:03:05,940
from 66 Batmobile that you could drive around it to the eighty nine one to the Tumblr

1614
02:03:05,940 --> 02:03:09,940
to the one that they had in the game. I don't think they probably didn't do the Batman

1615
02:03:09,940 --> 02:03:12,940
because they probably stopped doing updates for it. But they went pretty far.

1616
02:03:12,940 --> 02:03:17,940
I think they went all the way to I mean, it was there's a lot of batmobiles.

1617
02:03:17,940 --> 02:03:22,940
But it's just I like that. So if I could choose any batmobile.

1618
02:03:22,940 --> 02:03:29,940
Last fact about that batmobile before my autism, we can move on is the the the producers of the game,

1619
02:03:29,940 --> 02:03:32,940
the original. Are you going to say something?

1620
02:03:32,940 --> 02:03:36,940
I thought, oh, yeah, yeah. The autism was too strong.

1621
02:03:36,940 --> 02:03:40,940
I lost. I lost it. Yeah.

1622
02:03:40,940 --> 02:03:45,940
Yeah. So Arkham Asylum came out and it was for like Xbox 360.

1623
02:03:45,940 --> 02:03:50,940
And then Arkham Knight was for Xbox one, I believe, like that generation.

1624
02:03:50,940 --> 02:03:55,940
They said that if they were to put just the Batmobile,

1625
02:03:55,940 --> 02:04:00,940
just working a working version of Batmobile with like no city,

1626
02:04:00,940 --> 02:04:05,940
nothing else, just a driving working copy of the Batmobile from Arkham Knight,

1627
02:04:05,940 --> 02:04:09,940
it would take up an entire Xbox three CD three three sixty disc

1628
02:04:09,940 --> 02:04:14,940
and it would take all the power that the Xbox three sixty had just to run that Batmobile.

1629
02:04:14,940 --> 02:04:20,940
So like that's kind of a cool jump to think of how consoles work because like the best in Xbox three

1630
02:04:20,940 --> 02:04:27,940
sixty could do was just one component, a big component, but one component of a fully realized

1631
02:04:27,940 --> 02:04:32,940
Xbox one game, which has like a shitload of fucking other things to it as well.

1632
02:04:32,940 --> 02:04:36,940
Like, you know, free traversal and huge stuff to go through.

1633
02:04:36,940 --> 02:04:41,940
But now that you say all that, I want Carmageddon with that.

1634
02:04:41,940 --> 02:04:43,940
Carmageddon, they should remake it.

1635
02:04:43,940 --> 02:04:47,940
We should also since Twisted Metal did so well, we should get a Carmageddon TV show.

1636
02:04:47,940 --> 02:04:51,940
I did. I forgot there was a whole other side of notes that we've already reviewed the movie.

1637
02:04:51,940 --> 02:04:58,940
But I will say the ninja with swords was ridiculous.

1638
02:04:58,940 --> 02:05:05,940
Absolutely hated the Indiana Jones, this of it all, where he's like and then just I know that he fights him at first,

1639
02:05:05,940 --> 02:05:08,940
which I like, but then he just does it again.

1640
02:05:08,940 --> 02:05:10,940
And he just punches him and just one shot.

1641
02:05:10,940 --> 02:05:16,940
And he does that again later on. Why didn't Jack Napier shoot Bruce Wayne?

1642
02:05:16,940 --> 02:05:18,940
That's my biggest plot hole in this fucking movie.

1643
02:05:18,940 --> 02:05:22,940
He literally has the gun cocked, looking at the kid.

1644
02:05:22,940 --> 02:05:27,940
Here's the siren, has enough time to go to Lucky Day Kid or whatever the fuck and then fucks off.

1645
02:05:27,940 --> 02:05:30,940
I literally again, if you're going to kill, kill.

1646
02:05:30,940 --> 02:05:33,940
I would have been like, I kill mom, I kill dad.

1647
02:05:33,940 --> 02:05:36,940
And if I'm going to kill the kid, it's he's dead already.

1648
02:05:36,940 --> 02:05:40,940
Shot fired. I don't even if I hear sirens, they would have heard the other gunshots.

1649
02:05:40,940 --> 02:05:44,940
Well, most people who aren't you, Andy, will not hesitate before killing a child.

1650
02:05:44,940 --> 02:05:49,940
But most people aren't the Joker. Jack Napier was not the Joker.

1651
02:05:49,940 --> 02:05:53,940
He was Jack Napier and he just killed parents in front of a kid. He did.

1652
02:05:53,940 --> 02:05:57,940
But he was going to kill Bruce, had the gun pointed. I've said I'm about to kill you.

1653
02:05:57,940 --> 02:05:59,940
Did you ever dance with the devil in a pale moonlight?

1654
02:05:59,940 --> 02:06:04,940
He's what he says to Bruce, the thing he famously says before killing people.

1655
02:06:04,940 --> 02:06:08,940
It is about to kill him and then does it. I think it's ridiculous and I think he should have.

1656
02:06:08,940 --> 02:06:14,940
And you wouldn't have a movie. I'm OK with not having a movie if it means things are following the rules.

1657
02:06:14,940 --> 02:06:19,940
Oh, so you you agree with Austin's take of F minus then you didn't want this movie to happen.

1658
02:06:19,940 --> 02:06:22,940
I forgot all about this. I would have rated this differently. Yeah.

1659
02:06:22,940 --> 02:06:28,940
Someone knocks knocks put a covid mask on and it protected him from Joker gas.

1660
02:06:28,940 --> 02:06:32,940
So from anybody there that said that the masks did nothing during covid,

1661
02:06:32,940 --> 02:06:36,940
that's a big slap in the face because it protects you from fucking joke or gas bitch.

1662
02:06:36,940 --> 02:06:46,940
Oh. At one point, Knox falls on the roof of of what's her name?

1663
02:06:46,940 --> 02:06:52,940
Vicky Vicky Vail's car, and she just keeps driving like a while, right?

1664
02:06:52,940 --> 02:06:55,940
With him like splashed across her hood. Am I wrong?

1665
02:06:55,940 --> 02:07:00,940
And then doesn't she then stops violently and he smashes into the fucking side of a building

1666
02:07:00,940 --> 02:07:04,940
and he's all bloody and shit when she picks him up. Did he do something bad?

1667
02:07:04,940 --> 02:07:07,940
Did he miss a part where he became a villain?

1668
02:07:07,940 --> 02:07:11,940
So why did she not slow down to a normal stop to let him off the car?

1669
02:07:11,940 --> 02:07:13,940
Thumb broad. OK, there we go.

1670
02:07:13,940 --> 02:07:19,940
There's the Austin we all know and love. And she's also the villain. She's the villain.

1671
02:07:19,940 --> 02:07:25,940
Bobby, your gun or Bob, your gun. That's the best line in the movie. And then.

1672
02:07:25,940 --> 02:07:33,940
The Batwing. Lines up a shot, locks in the target and then misses every fucking bullet

1673
02:07:33,940 --> 02:07:36,940
and missile. It's like it locks on Joker.

1674
02:07:36,940 --> 02:07:40,940
It goes, all right, we're good to go. He hits all the fire buttons, machine gun

1675
02:07:40,940 --> 02:07:44,940
and two missiles, and it lines up and misses all of it.

1676
02:07:44,940 --> 02:07:50,940
And Joker extends his gun a little bit, points it up and gets one shot, kills the Batwing.

1677
02:07:50,940 --> 02:07:54,940
Fucking ridiculous. I thought that was stupid.

1678
02:07:54,940 --> 02:07:58,940
And then if you're almost like a cartoon. Now that you say that,

1679
02:07:58,940 --> 02:08:01,940
what's her face look like? She was about to blow the Joker.

1680
02:08:01,940 --> 02:08:05,940
Oh, she's all like she did. I love purple. Yeah.

1681
02:08:05,940 --> 02:08:08,940
Oh, and then the proto proto Harley Quinn was kind of cool.

1682
02:08:08,940 --> 02:08:11,940
Harley Quinn didn't exist when this movie was out.

1683
02:08:11,940 --> 02:08:14,940
Harley Quinn was created specifically for the animated TV show,

1684
02:08:14,940 --> 02:08:17,940
which was kind of a cool thing. She didn't come from the comics.

1685
02:08:17,940 --> 02:08:22,940
So like this, but they might have been inspired by this chick in the mask,

1686
02:08:22,940 --> 02:08:25,940
like this proto proto Harley Quinn.

1687
02:08:25,940 --> 02:08:28,940
So anyway, we already reviewed this movie. We already gave it everything.

1688
02:08:28,940 --> 02:08:31,940
Would you have changed your score reading through your notes?

1689
02:08:31,940 --> 02:08:37,940
You know what? Now that we've talked about it, I'm taking this down from a B to a C,

1690
02:08:37,940 --> 02:08:41,940
which is going to take our grade down to a D plus.

1691
02:08:41,940 --> 02:08:47,940
So Batman gets a D plus because you don't know how to movie write.

1692
02:08:47,940 --> 02:08:51,940
So cool. Oh, and then at the very, very end, this last notice,

1693
02:08:51,940 --> 02:08:55,940
the news reporter says all of Joker's men have been caught.

1694
02:08:55,940 --> 02:08:59,940
At least two of them had a helicopter full of counterfeit money.

1695
02:08:59,940 --> 02:09:04,940
And I know that they blew off some Joker diet. So I blew up.

1696
02:09:04,940 --> 02:09:06,940
Oh, yeah, I blew up because he had the bomb in his ass.

1697
02:09:06,940 --> 02:09:09,940
So all right now he died with blue balls.

1698
02:09:09,940 --> 02:09:14,940
You guys are going to either love me or hate me for this week's movie pick.

1699
02:09:14,940 --> 02:09:17,940
It's my pick, right? Yeah. All right.

1700
02:09:17,940 --> 02:09:21,940
I was told it's my pick this week.

1701
02:09:21,940 --> 02:09:24,940
You guys, I think you guys are going to love it. This is going to be a lot of fun.

1702
02:09:24,940 --> 02:09:29,940
It's going to be the motherfucking water world.

1703
02:09:29,940 --> 02:09:33,940
Or Kevin Costner, a land full of water.

1704
02:09:33,940 --> 02:09:37,940
Wait, I mean, I guess a world full of water, not no land to be seen.

1705
02:09:37,940 --> 02:09:43,940
The only reason we're watching water world is because the postman wasn't available to be.

1706
02:09:43,940 --> 02:09:48,940
So please to be if you're listening, fix that shit immediately so we can watch the much better,

1707
02:09:48,940 --> 02:09:52,940
and trust me, if you don't think I'm going to be talking about postman next week,

1708
02:09:52,940 --> 02:09:53,940
I was about to say...

1709
02:09:53,940 --> 02:09:56,140
I would actually suggest you all watch the...

1710
02:09:56,140 --> 02:09:59,940
In fact, can we double it up?

1711
02:09:59,940 --> 02:10:00,940
Mike says no.

1712
02:10:00,940 --> 02:10:01,940
I don't think...

1713
02:10:01,940 --> 02:10:02,940
You're already overloading.

1714
02:10:02,940 --> 02:10:03,940
You're already overloading, Andy.

1715
02:10:03,940 --> 02:10:10,940
I don't think double features is a good idea.

1716
02:10:10,940 --> 02:10:14,740
Maybe next year, unless it's movies I want to watch.

1717
02:10:14,740 --> 02:10:15,740
How about this?

1718
02:10:15,740 --> 02:10:22,740
Glitch is doing that movie thing and they got Postman on Laserdisc.

1719
02:10:22,740 --> 02:10:25,740
Okay, if we do Postman at Glitch, that'd be fun.

1720
02:10:25,740 --> 02:10:28,740
Since you love it so much that you're willing to break your own rules and do a double feature.

1721
02:10:28,740 --> 02:10:31,740
Did you guys make a veto button on this at all?

1722
02:10:31,740 --> 02:10:33,740
Only Andy has the veto button.

1723
02:10:33,740 --> 02:10:37,740
In fact, if anything, I've gained more power since you've left.

1724
02:10:37,740 --> 02:10:39,740
I now blatantly break rules.

1725
02:10:39,740 --> 02:10:43,740
Are we just going to unionize and not watch Postman?

1726
02:10:43,740 --> 02:10:46,740
We'll make a separate account when that shit happens.

1727
02:10:46,740 --> 02:10:49,740
The problem is I do like Postman as well.

1728
02:10:49,740 --> 02:10:50,740
We're not watching Postman.

1729
02:10:50,740 --> 02:10:51,740
It's Waterworld.

1730
02:10:51,740 --> 02:10:53,740
You're already overloading, Andy.

1731
02:10:53,740 --> 02:10:55,740
We've got to calm you down a little bit.

1732
02:10:55,740 --> 02:11:00,740
Well, I wrote slash the Postman and I'm probably going to watch both.

1733
02:11:00,740 --> 02:11:03,740
I'm going to talk as much about the Postman as I am Waterworld.

1734
02:11:03,740 --> 02:11:07,740
You guys do you, but I am going to make some comparisons.

1735
02:11:07,740 --> 02:11:13,740
I will just say that because they go together so well.

1736
02:11:13,740 --> 02:11:14,740
I know what you're saying.

1737
02:11:14,740 --> 02:11:17,740
I'll do a whole episode about Postman too if you want.

1738
02:11:17,740 --> 02:11:21,740
Hey, hey, Mr. Postman.

1739
02:11:21,740 --> 02:11:23,740
All right.

1740
02:11:23,740 --> 02:11:48,740
Now it's time, I guess, for recreational recommendation.

1741
02:11:48,740 --> 02:11:49,740
There we go.

1742
02:11:49,740 --> 02:11:50,740
Two hours, 11 minutes.

1743
02:11:50,740 --> 02:11:53,740
It's like I'm saying that I should just write it down.

1744
02:11:53,740 --> 02:11:54,740
All right.

1745
02:11:54,740 --> 02:11:56,740
What do you got, Austin?

1746
02:11:56,740 --> 02:11:58,740
So, I read a…

1747
02:11:58,740 --> 02:12:00,740
OK, in middle school, I dated this chick.

1748
02:12:00,740 --> 02:12:02,740
I moved out here while I was dating her.

1749
02:12:02,740 --> 02:12:04,740
She gave me this book.

1750
02:12:04,740 --> 02:12:08,740
I read about half of it and then my grandma found it and threw it away.

1751
02:12:08,740 --> 02:12:11,740
I never went back and read it again, but I saw it at a Goodwill the other day.

1752
02:12:11,740 --> 02:12:13,740
I picked it up, finished it, enjoyed it.

1753
02:12:13,740 --> 02:12:14,740
It's kind of fun.

1754
02:12:14,740 --> 02:12:18,740
Humor is a little outdated, but it's called I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell.

1755
02:12:18,740 --> 02:12:21,780
by Tucker Max.

1756
02:12:21,780 --> 02:12:25,500
And yeah, it was the revised expanded edition.

1757
02:12:25,500 --> 02:12:27,820
So, and because it was after they made the movie of it,

1758
02:12:27,820 --> 02:12:29,220
which I didn't even know there was a movie.

1759
02:12:29,220 --> 02:12:30,780
Yeah, I don't know if it's, I don't think it's that good.

1760
02:12:30,780 --> 02:12:34,300
It's written in like a internet, like blog style, kind of,

1761
02:12:34,300 --> 02:12:36,980
but novelized and like changed around and stuff.

1762
02:12:36,980 --> 02:12:38,700
But really, really funny.

1763
02:12:38,700 --> 02:12:40,500
Some of the humor's a little outdated.

1764
02:12:40,500 --> 02:12:42,860
It's like, the best way to describe it,

1765
02:12:42,860 --> 02:12:46,380
it's like adventures of young Charles Bukowski.

1766
02:12:46,380 --> 02:12:49,540
There's lots of drinking stories and like crazy shit

1767
02:12:49,540 --> 02:12:51,020
that happened.

1768
02:12:51,020 --> 02:12:54,060
And then there's like an extra 30, 40 pages of like shit

1769
02:12:54,060 --> 02:12:56,540
that's happened since then and updates.

1770
02:12:56,540 --> 02:12:59,380
And he updates all the stories like, oh, so by the way,

1771
02:12:59,380 --> 02:13:01,620
this happened, you know, years after that.

1772
02:13:01,620 --> 02:13:03,100
So it's kind of cool.

1773
02:13:03,100 --> 02:13:04,580
Yeah, that is cool.

1774
02:13:04,580 --> 02:13:06,580
And it's funny because I have, I think we all have our own

1775
02:13:06,580 --> 02:13:08,860
little Tucker Max story.

1776
02:13:08,860 --> 02:13:11,500
Mine was taking the chick who got me that book

1777
02:13:11,500 --> 02:13:12,620
to go see the movie.

1778
02:13:12,620 --> 02:13:14,300
He's just not that into you.

1779
02:13:14,300 --> 02:13:17,700
And I was three fingers into her during the movie.

1780
02:13:17,700 --> 02:13:19,100
So that's great.

1781
02:13:19,100 --> 02:13:20,500
Yeah, good.

1782
02:13:20,500 --> 02:13:22,820
Oh, and that's the book I recommend.

1783
02:13:22,820 --> 02:13:25,700
I also recommend Tweaker Hunters on YouTube.

1784
02:13:25,700 --> 02:13:27,620
If you don't watch it already.

1785
02:13:27,620 --> 02:13:29,300
Fucking Tweaker Hunters.

1786
02:13:29,300 --> 02:13:32,940
Yes, they just go and it's in Phoenix and they just go around

1787
02:13:32,940 --> 02:13:36,700
and they film Tweakers and they talk to him and interview him.

1788
02:13:36,700 --> 02:13:37,700
Is that what that's called?

1789
02:13:37,700 --> 02:13:38,900
Smoke fentanyl on camera.

1790
02:13:38,900 --> 02:13:39,740
I just see that.

1791
02:13:39,740 --> 02:13:42,460
He pulls up and he's like, hey, cracker tweak.

1792
02:13:42,460 --> 02:13:45,180
You're like, I see that. I see that too.

1793
02:13:45,180 --> 02:13:47,500
It's but it's like a guy tries to sell him a crowbar.

1794
02:13:47,500 --> 02:13:50,340
Nobody wants to buy your fucking crowbar, Tweaker.

1795
02:13:50,340 --> 02:13:51,620
It's so great.

1796
02:13:51,620 --> 02:13:55,660
But isn't it also just profiting on the money and weed and shit?

1797
02:13:55,660 --> 02:13:59,540
He'll he'll pick them up and take them to the rehab center.

1798
02:13:59,540 --> 02:14:01,900
But it's a little bump fighty.

1799
02:14:01,900 --> 02:14:03,380
No, they don't make them fight or do anything.

1800
02:14:03,380 --> 02:14:04,540
You just talk to them like, tell us.

1801
02:14:04,540 --> 02:14:07,140
I just mean, I'm just I'm not saying it's a tweak.

1802
02:14:07,140 --> 02:14:09,180
Well, what got you to fucked up shit happened to you?

1803
02:14:09,180 --> 02:14:10,540
It's exploitation.

1804
02:14:10,540 --> 02:14:12,220
It's click bait for views.

1805
02:14:12,220 --> 02:14:16,220
It's like, do you hate the guy that like gives the homeless people food to or?

1806
02:14:18,260 --> 02:14:20,740
You can give homeless people food without filming it.

1807
02:14:20,780 --> 02:14:22,620
Yeah, but yeah, I'm saying that's what he films.

1808
02:14:22,620 --> 02:14:23,460
He doesn't do that.

1809
02:14:23,460 --> 02:14:26,260
What about the guy that gives him jobs and then follows up later

1810
02:14:26,260 --> 02:14:27,700
and then they're still working?

1811
02:14:27,700 --> 02:14:30,180
That one's a little different because it's showing a whole makeover.

1812
02:14:30,620 --> 02:14:32,820
I'm sure that there's good people out there doing good work.

1813
02:14:33,100 --> 02:14:35,620
But I feel like the ones that I've seen, the ones that you're talking about,

1814
02:14:35,620 --> 02:14:40,180
but the streets of Phoenix, the homeless people, it feels a little exploit, exploit.

1815
02:14:40,180 --> 02:14:42,380
Yeah, but it's just as exploitive as the guy that.

1816
02:14:42,780 --> 02:14:44,540
Well, it's because it's something we don't want to see.

1817
02:14:44,540 --> 02:14:47,220
So when you see someone showing you like this is fucking the reality

1818
02:14:47,220 --> 02:14:50,580
of what's fucking going on out here, I feel like that's actually kind of a good thing.

1819
02:14:50,620 --> 02:14:52,020
He's like, look at this fucking guy.

1820
02:14:52,020 --> 02:14:53,580
What do you do? A smoke fentanyl.

1821
02:14:53,580 --> 02:14:55,460
OK, how long have you been doing it? Five years.

1822
02:14:55,460 --> 02:14:56,540
OK, how do you pay for it?

1823
02:14:56,540 --> 02:14:59,620
I steal shit from the grocery store and sell it to people for half price.

1824
02:14:59,860 --> 02:15:01,620
Like this is a fucked up situation.

1825
02:15:01,620 --> 02:15:04,300
This guy is and he's not like exploiting them and making them dance

1826
02:15:04,300 --> 02:15:05,980
and fight other tweakers.

1827
02:15:05,980 --> 02:15:07,620
So that would be kind of fun to watch.

1828
02:15:07,620 --> 02:15:09,500
But that was he's not bump fight.

1829
02:15:09,500 --> 02:15:10,580
He's not bump fights at all.

1830
02:15:10,580 --> 02:15:11,780
You like it's big.

1831
02:15:11,780 --> 02:15:13,220
Drew is actually like he's really funny.

1832
02:15:13,220 --> 02:15:16,460
He interviews them like, and, you know, hopefully people will watch it

1833
02:15:16,460 --> 02:15:21,700
with how popular it is and maybe not smoke fentanyl and be homeless and be a tweaker.

1834
02:15:22,500 --> 02:15:25,580
OK, so yeah, you see that this is what fentanyl can get you.

1835
02:15:25,980 --> 02:15:27,780
Yeah, you want to be this guy.

1836
02:15:27,780 --> 02:15:29,260
He went on the metro rail.

1837
02:15:29,260 --> 02:15:32,980
Isn't that a little bit of a freak show dynamic of it's just like, hey, look, these freaks.

1838
02:15:33,380 --> 02:15:34,500
Let me point out these freaks.

1839
02:15:34,500 --> 02:15:36,260
Let me interview these freaks and let me talk about them,

1840
02:15:36,260 --> 02:15:37,900
because they are in a way freaks.

1841
02:15:37,900 --> 02:15:40,060
I'm not saying that, you know, that's not a serious problem.

1842
02:15:40,060 --> 02:15:41,780
There's not a disease or whatever the fuck.

1843
02:15:41,780 --> 02:15:45,820
But I'm just saying they are abnormal to the regular human condition.

1844
02:15:46,100 --> 02:15:48,260
They're living lives outside of the norm.

1845
02:15:48,260 --> 02:15:51,020
They're living these lives that, like, if you put underneath them,

1846
02:15:51,020 --> 02:15:55,500
like if you if you put underneath the camera lens, it it's like it's it's a dark.

1847
02:15:56,020 --> 02:15:58,100
I don't know. It's I kind of agree with you in a way.

1848
02:15:58,100 --> 02:16:00,220
And then I think about what people do watch.

1849
02:16:00,220 --> 02:16:02,700
And I mean, they could you could almost make that argument for everything

1850
02:16:02,700 --> 02:16:04,900
that has any reality to it.

1851
02:16:04,900 --> 02:16:08,060
I mean, even like the Kardashians or that crap people watch.

1852
02:16:08,060 --> 02:16:10,220
It's kind of the sign up to be exploited.

1853
02:16:10,220 --> 02:16:11,020
That's the difference.

1854
02:16:11,020 --> 02:16:14,220
Yeah. The Kardashians sign up to have the cameras following around

1855
02:16:14,460 --> 02:16:17,420
and watch their made up fights and all that's basically scripted.

1856
02:16:17,580 --> 02:16:20,020
Do you think that's influencing people for good, that fucking show?

1857
02:16:20,020 --> 02:16:22,420
Or yeah, that's making the world a worse place.

1858
02:16:22,420 --> 02:16:23,220
Or Kardashians.

1859
02:16:23,220 --> 02:16:24,900
Yeah, I think it makes the world the worst place.

1860
02:16:24,900 --> 02:16:27,580
Right. I think I think tweaker hunters makes the world a better place.

1861
02:16:27,740 --> 02:16:29,740
I don't want to be that fucking guy.

1862
02:16:29,740 --> 02:16:31,580
And every now and then there's like a funny guy.

1863
02:16:31,580 --> 02:16:32,460
So who cares?

1864
02:16:32,460 --> 02:16:35,060
And it sounds like he helps them out or tries to get them out.

1865
02:16:35,060 --> 02:16:36,660
Does he gives them rides to rehab.

1866
02:16:36,660 --> 02:16:37,660
He'll give them a little money.

1867
02:16:37,660 --> 02:16:39,900
He'll give them some shirts. He'll give them weed.

1868
02:16:39,900 --> 02:16:41,780
Here, don't smoke that smoke the weed.

1869
02:16:41,780 --> 02:16:43,860
There's always a couple sides to every story, right?

1870
02:16:44,220 --> 02:16:46,940
I'm just saying there could be, you know, you know, I don't know this guy.

1871
02:16:47,020 --> 02:16:49,180
I haven't seen him. He's like, yeah.

1872
02:16:49,180 --> 02:16:51,700
Or he's actually was a tweaker himself.

1873
02:16:51,700 --> 02:16:53,020
He got clean.

1874
02:16:53,020 --> 02:16:55,780
So he knows how to like speak their language and kind of makes it a lot different.

1875
02:16:55,780 --> 02:16:58,220
Knowing that knowing that does make a lot of difference.

1876
02:16:59,500 --> 02:17:00,180
But OK.

1877
02:17:00,180 --> 02:17:06,460
Good recommendation and talk about fucking life and make me look like an asshole, I guess,

1878
02:17:06,460 --> 02:17:08,740
because I don't like people who help the homeless.

1879
02:17:08,740 --> 02:17:09,940
That's not what I'm saying.

1880
02:17:09,940 --> 02:17:11,980
I'm saying help the homeless, but help them systematically.

1881
02:17:11,980 --> 02:17:14,820
Don't help them on an individual basis that doesn't do anything.

1882
02:17:15,060 --> 02:17:16,940
Pain handling doesn't help them.

1883
02:17:16,940 --> 02:17:18,380
You know, like they just go buy more drugs.

1884
02:17:18,380 --> 02:17:21,260
They just or even if they don't buy drugs, it doesn't help them

1885
02:17:21,260 --> 02:17:23,140
because it doesn't give them a roof over their head.

1886
02:17:23,140 --> 02:17:25,460
We need we need like.

1887
02:17:25,460 --> 02:17:28,660
Systems in place to take care of my I made a rule a long time ago.

1888
02:17:28,660 --> 02:17:31,460
I don't ever get paid in large money, but I'll if I'm at McDonald's,

1889
02:17:31,460 --> 02:17:32,780
I'll buy an extra burger and throw it out.

1890
02:17:32,780 --> 02:17:33,940
Yeah, I was in Wal-Mart.

1891
02:17:33,940 --> 02:17:35,980
I saw one of our most homeless homeless guy.

1892
02:17:36,220 --> 02:17:37,700
I never do this, but we're in.

1893
02:17:37,700 --> 02:17:40,420
He's in Wal-Mart with me and I was I was buying myself a hot dog

1894
02:17:40,420 --> 02:17:42,140
and I just was like, hey, man, you want one?

1895
02:17:42,140 --> 02:17:44,420
And he's just like, looked at me like, what the fuck?

1896
02:17:44,420 --> 02:17:46,500
No. And I was like, OK.

1897
02:17:46,500 --> 02:17:48,180
He got in. Yeah. Sorry for asking.

1898
02:17:48,180 --> 02:17:50,700
That fucking asshole homeless guy got in his cyber truck and drove away.

1899
02:17:50,700 --> 02:17:52,620
Like, what the fuck? Yeah.

1900
02:17:52,620 --> 02:17:53,980
No, this guy's definitely not.

1901
02:17:53,980 --> 02:17:55,180
I see him walking around.

1902
02:17:55,180 --> 02:17:56,980
What a poor. Stuck like this.

1903
02:17:56,980 --> 02:17:58,740
They're probably going to stay stuck like this.

1904
02:17:58,740 --> 02:18:02,140
So the best thing you can hope for, it's sad, but is to like

1905
02:18:02,180 --> 02:18:03,540
document it and show people.

1906
02:18:03,540 --> 02:18:05,100
So there will be less people like that.

1907
02:18:05,100 --> 02:18:06,100
They turn into that.

1908
02:18:06,100 --> 02:18:07,300
Not saying they're bad people.

1909
02:18:07,300 --> 02:18:09,700
Some of them are. But I'm saying like, you don't want this.

1910
02:18:09,740 --> 02:18:13,060
They made so don't do don't be this. Yeah. OK.

1911
02:18:14,260 --> 02:18:16,340
This was a heated recommendation. Yeah.

1912
02:18:17,580 --> 02:18:20,020
OK. Zach, my oh, it was.

1913
02:18:21,060 --> 02:18:22,700
But I didn't know this was a thing.

1914
02:18:22,700 --> 02:18:25,300
Yep. Mike, anything you've seen recently? Yeah.

1915
02:18:25,300 --> 02:18:27,860
It's just whatever you like or seen or read or anything.

1916
02:18:27,860 --> 02:18:30,900
It's just having fun in life. Doesn't matter. Yeah.

1917
02:18:31,300 --> 02:18:33,300
So mine has a good select. Yeah.

1918
02:18:33,900 --> 02:18:35,740
All right. Let's get into the Pornhub.

1919
02:18:35,740 --> 02:18:38,020
I mean, I think, yeah, I have found the two porters.

1920
02:18:38,620 --> 02:18:40,820
You can think about it while he might go. Yeah.

1921
02:18:40,820 --> 02:18:42,660
Well, we'll let him go last. Sure.

1922
02:18:45,380 --> 02:18:47,700
Mine, it's been a busy week.

1923
02:18:47,700 --> 02:18:49,620
Lots of shows, lots of stuff going on.

1924
02:18:49,620 --> 02:18:51,980
But I did end up watching a movie.

1925
02:18:51,980 --> 02:18:55,980
But I'm going to call this like a recommendation

1926
02:18:55,980 --> 02:19:00,740
or a black recommendation. Maybe it's a we watch Planet of the Apes.

1927
02:19:01,020 --> 02:19:03,620
Kingdom of the OK, please explain why it's your black.

1928
02:19:03,620 --> 02:19:07,220
Please explain why Kingdom of the Black.

1929
02:19:07,340 --> 02:19:09,660
OK, black. OK.

1930
02:19:09,660 --> 02:19:11,300
All right, Mike, just for everyone in the room.

1931
02:19:11,300 --> 02:19:12,740
I want man.

1932
02:19:12,740 --> 02:19:15,140
Well, from all we heard was you did something.

1933
02:19:15,140 --> 02:19:17,460
Oh, you heard Andy. You racist bastard.

1934
02:19:17,460 --> 02:19:20,300
Am I am I wrong? We both at the same time.

1935
02:19:20,300 --> 02:19:22,460
He flipped it out. He planned this.

1936
02:19:22,460 --> 02:19:25,940
You literally said I thought that about the intro things.

1937
02:19:25,940 --> 02:19:27,180
You hear what you want.

1938
02:19:27,180 --> 02:19:28,380
All time he was sitting there.

1939
02:19:28,380 --> 02:19:29,980
You hear what you want to hear.

1940
02:19:29,980 --> 02:19:31,700
I'm going to say black commendation.

1941
02:19:31,700 --> 02:19:33,940
And then when he says he heard black commendation,

1942
02:19:33,940 --> 02:19:35,740
I would be like, I said black commendation.

1943
02:19:35,740 --> 02:19:37,860
I was very clear. I even accidented it.

1944
02:19:38,420 --> 02:19:39,500
Yeah, I saw right through it.

1945
02:19:39,500 --> 02:19:42,340
I really wanted him to explain why it was so black.

1946
02:19:42,580 --> 02:19:45,260
I guess I thought Bob was here for a second.

1947
02:19:45,260 --> 02:19:46,820
Yeah. You heard black, too, right?

1948
02:19:46,820 --> 02:19:48,220
My black commendation.

1949
02:19:48,220 --> 02:19:50,980
I don't want to hear what you want to hear.

1950
02:19:50,980 --> 02:19:52,860
And it was his accent that threw it off.

1951
02:19:52,860 --> 02:19:55,220
But anyway, King of the Planet of Apes.

1952
02:19:56,100 --> 02:19:56,980
It's just boring.

1953
02:19:56,980 --> 02:19:59,300
It's I mean, it's good CGI.

1954
02:19:59,300 --> 02:20:02,540
It's good. You know, if you want to watch apes run around, it's OK.

1955
02:20:02,540 --> 02:20:06,220
That's the one with the meme going around where the guys look, Oh, no.

1956
02:20:06,420 --> 02:20:09,260
Oh, no. It's it's not a good movie.

1957
02:20:09,260 --> 02:20:14,060
It's a it's great graphics, great chase scenes,

1958
02:20:14,060 --> 02:20:18,380
great getting eggs out of eagles nests jet.

1959
02:20:18,980 --> 02:20:22,820
Yeah. Climbing around for a while and slide down the thing.

1960
02:20:22,820 --> 02:20:24,900
And there's three of the others. The others are much better.

1961
02:20:25,260 --> 02:20:27,540
So I think you think they're going the Fast and Furious route.

1962
02:20:28,220 --> 02:20:31,020
It feels that way a little bit.

1963
02:20:31,020 --> 02:20:33,220
This is going to be in space the next movie.

1964
02:20:33,220 --> 02:20:35,500
But that makes perfect sense.

1965
02:20:35,500 --> 02:20:38,580
Because actually, I don't know what I don't because I haven't seen these yet.

1966
02:20:38,580 --> 02:20:43,420
But the Bunga Bunga family, if if you did say if the last one was them,

1967
02:20:43,420 --> 02:20:46,300
if they got to the point where they had a space program, the apes,

1968
02:20:46,740 --> 02:20:50,260
and they sent an ape out and he experienced time travel

1969
02:20:50,260 --> 02:20:53,580
and then those stupid mammals took over the earth again and took back apes

1970
02:20:53,580 --> 02:20:56,020
and it did a full 360 reverse, you know. Yeah.

1971
02:20:56,580 --> 02:20:58,140
They just they just go back and forth.

1972
02:20:58,140 --> 02:21:01,860
Followers. Yeah. You follow an astronaut ape that comes back.

1973
02:21:02,740 --> 02:21:05,940
And then when it says multiverse, Mark Wahlberg shows up

1974
02:21:06,060 --> 02:21:08,820
and he fights James Franco and Charlson Heston.

1975
02:21:08,820 --> 02:21:09,980
You could do an AI.

1976
02:21:09,980 --> 02:21:12,860
So it's OK to turn on in the background, basically.

1977
02:21:12,860 --> 02:21:15,100
But it's not it's just not a good thing.

1978
02:21:15,100 --> 02:21:17,300
It's not it's not horrible, but it's not good.

1979
02:21:17,300 --> 02:21:19,140
So that's why I said, Matt, first.

1980
02:21:19,140 --> 02:21:24,020
And black and black and black and black and black and black and black.

1981
02:21:24,020 --> 02:21:25,860
Commendation. Yeah.

1982
02:21:25,860 --> 02:21:29,100
What I recommend like a black exploitation film or something.

1983
02:21:29,300 --> 02:21:33,740
Well, like he's like he's like he's like, y'all ever seen Roots? Yeah.

1984
02:21:35,100 --> 02:21:37,140
Actually, if someone said I've got a black

1985
02:21:37,140 --> 02:21:39,940
recommendation for you and said roots, I'd be like, all right.

1986
02:21:39,940 --> 02:21:42,540
What is my black recommendation is undercover brother.

1987
02:21:42,820 --> 02:21:44,220
I love undercover brother.

1988
02:21:44,220 --> 02:21:45,780
So what a black recommendation.

1989
02:21:45,780 --> 02:21:48,220
We watch Simone Biles.

1990
02:21:48,220 --> 02:21:49,620
There you go. That's gold medalist.

1991
02:21:49,620 --> 02:21:51,380
Yeah. It's a mobile.

1992
02:21:51,380 --> 02:21:55,140
She did that super 10 flips in the air or whatever the fuck.

1993
02:21:55,140 --> 02:21:55,940
It was amazing.

1994
02:21:57,100 --> 02:22:00,660
OK, Brennan, you guys notice how everyone got mad at the Olympics.

1995
02:22:00,660 --> 02:22:02,980
They were like, oh, that man boxed that woman.

1996
02:22:03,180 --> 02:22:05,300
It's like, no, there's a picture of her as a little girl.

1997
02:22:05,300 --> 02:22:06,780
She just has a little extra.

1998
02:22:06,780 --> 02:22:08,540
She got a little extra tea. That's all.

1999
02:22:08,540 --> 02:22:13,180
Yeah. Also, that wasn't the last supper being mocked.

2000
02:22:13,220 --> 02:22:17,140
That was the the Greek god and his depiction.

2001
02:22:18,180 --> 02:22:19,780
Yeah. Dionysus.

2002
02:22:19,780 --> 02:22:23,420
So it's Dionysus speaks is not that's why he was a blue dude

2003
02:22:23,420 --> 02:22:25,980
and not not dressed up like fucking Jesus.

2004
02:22:26,420 --> 02:22:29,300
A lot of bait and switch, I feel like this year they're like, let's get the

2005
02:22:29,660 --> 02:22:32,020
let's get the right matter or something.

2006
02:22:32,020 --> 02:22:34,060
Yeah. But actually, no, stupid.

2007
02:22:34,060 --> 02:22:37,300
Like or or counter to that, it wasn't a plan.

2008
02:22:37,300 --> 02:22:39,460
And the right just got mad.

2009
02:22:39,460 --> 02:22:41,820
Like, I'm not saying, look, it that was a little bit.

2010
02:22:41,860 --> 02:22:43,860
That was unjustified.

2011
02:22:44,980 --> 02:22:47,540
Either way, I don't think I'm mad.

2012
02:22:47,540 --> 02:22:48,980
I'll say it for you.

2013
02:22:48,980 --> 02:22:51,860
Michael Larson is saying that the right is stupid.

2014
02:22:51,860 --> 02:22:54,020
I'm saying that on the right,

2015
02:22:54,420 --> 02:22:57,860
maybe sometimes people jump too quickly to the wrong conclusions,

2016
02:22:57,860 --> 02:23:00,660
because again, Michael, I have a license plate

2017
02:23:00,660 --> 02:23:03,300
that people can easily identify me as I'm driving around.

2018
02:23:03,580 --> 02:23:06,540
So maybe I don't want to be political in one way or the other.

2019
02:23:06,540 --> 02:23:07,980
Choose what you want to believe in.

2020
02:23:07,980 --> 02:23:10,980
I'm so glad Trump was not murdered and assassinated.

2021
02:23:11,260 --> 02:23:13,020
Got long lived Trump.

2022
02:23:13,020 --> 02:23:14,780
Why did you get so mad?

2023
02:23:14,780 --> 02:23:16,100
I don't know. I don't know.

2024
02:23:16,100 --> 02:23:18,380
Because again, I'm in a really conservative area.

2025
02:23:18,380 --> 02:23:20,780
I need people to know that I'm their ally.

2026
02:23:20,780 --> 02:23:23,300
Why did you get so mad when I told you guys shot and he didn't die?

2027
02:23:24,420 --> 02:23:25,500
I didn't. That was.

2028
02:23:25,500 --> 02:23:28,860
Oh, yeah, because you never sent me the fucking clip to upload it.

2029
02:23:28,860 --> 02:23:30,220
And God damn it.

2030
02:23:30,220 --> 02:23:31,580
We also have two rice.

2031
02:23:31,580 --> 02:23:33,540
He rice balls coming.

2032
02:23:33,540 --> 02:23:38,180
Ladies and gentlemen, just pay just wait for our because we were recording

2033
02:23:38,180 --> 02:23:41,460
when we found out that Trump got got shots.

2034
02:23:41,460 --> 02:23:42,460
That's that.

2035
02:23:43,500 --> 02:23:45,580
We'll put that up maybe one day.

2036
02:23:45,580 --> 02:23:46,700
That was its own tangent.

2037
02:23:46,700 --> 02:23:48,820
I think I'm going to make a volume of tangents.

2038
02:23:48,820 --> 02:23:50,460
That's too much time.

2039
02:23:50,460 --> 02:23:53,180
No, it's like a tangent volume one.

2040
02:23:53,180 --> 02:23:55,340
It's like an hour. Half the show is every book.

2041
02:23:55,340 --> 02:23:58,780
If you do that and edit out the tangents from the episodes

2042
02:23:58,780 --> 02:24:02,540
as you're finding them, we could really reduce some of these episodes.

2043
02:24:02,540 --> 02:24:05,820
I'm already doing that with the highlight videos that you're not uploading.

2044
02:24:06,820 --> 02:24:09,500
Those books. This is internal company bullshit.

2045
02:24:10,660 --> 02:24:11,420
Brendan.

2046
02:24:11,420 --> 02:24:13,980
Well, so mine is also kind of a half recommendation,

2047
02:24:13,980 --> 02:24:17,020
but for different reasons than Mike, I just haven't finished it yet.

2048
02:24:17,020 --> 02:24:19,980
This kids waking up, things like that.

2049
02:24:19,980 --> 02:24:20,980
But the movie.

2050
02:24:20,980 --> 02:24:21,980
Busty Cop 7.

2051
02:24:21,980 --> 02:24:23,620
Yeah, it's a great movie.

2052
02:24:23,620 --> 02:24:29,780
No story five movie for 2019 called The White House

2053
02:24:29,780 --> 02:24:32,700
with Robert Pattinson and William Defoe.

2054
02:24:32,700 --> 02:24:37,180
Set in 1890, they're basically on an island by themselves

2055
02:24:37,180 --> 02:24:40,020
to kind of take care of the White House.

2056
02:24:40,020 --> 02:24:43,060
And they end up getting stuck there because of a storm.

2057
02:24:43,060 --> 02:24:44,060
You said White House.

2058
02:24:44,060 --> 02:24:45,860
I was like, whoa, this sounds cool.

2059
02:24:45,860 --> 02:24:49,220
You just want to hear what you want to hear, Austin.

2060
02:24:49,220 --> 02:24:51,340
Here in White House all the time.

2061
02:24:51,340 --> 02:24:52,580
It's a psychological thriller.

2062
02:24:52,580 --> 02:24:55,260
It's a little slow, but it's definitely kind of enjoyable

2063
02:24:55,260 --> 02:24:59,420
to see both Robert Pattinson and William Defoe together going crazy.

2064
02:24:59,420 --> 02:25:01,620
Like there's a scene where they're both just like shouting.

2065
02:25:01,620 --> 02:25:04,820
What? What? What? What?

2066
02:25:04,820 --> 02:25:06,900
Like really stone cold fans.

2067
02:25:06,900 --> 02:25:08,180
Yeah, exactly.

2068
02:25:08,180 --> 02:25:08,980
What?

2069
02:25:08,980 --> 02:25:09,940
Trying to stop Andy from tangents.

2070
02:25:09,940 --> 02:25:11,540
That'd be a good Batman Joker combo.

2071
02:25:11,540 --> 02:25:13,620
Every goddamn day.

2072
02:25:13,620 --> 02:25:14,580
I'll drink a beer.

2073
02:25:14,580 --> 02:25:16,020
What?

2074
02:25:16,020 --> 02:25:17,860
Two beers.

2075
02:25:17,860 --> 02:25:19,300
The longest wreck rack ever.

2076
02:25:19,300 --> 02:25:20,020
Yeah.

2077
02:25:20,020 --> 02:25:20,540
Yeah.

2078
02:25:20,540 --> 02:25:21,060
No.

2079
02:25:21,060 --> 02:25:22,620
Another 40 minutes of recommendations.

2080
02:25:22,620 --> 02:25:25,100
Is this one going to start another argument?

2081
02:25:25,100 --> 02:25:25,860
No, no.

2082
02:25:25,860 --> 02:25:27,700
I'm going to recommend Back to the Future.

2083
02:25:27,700 --> 02:25:31,180
I'm not recommending anything.

2084
02:25:31,180 --> 02:25:32,780
But oh, you got one.

2085
02:25:32,780 --> 02:25:33,500
Oh, yeah.

2086
02:25:33,500 --> 02:25:36,300
Try the talk about cheesy Chalupa street tacos.

2087
02:25:36,300 --> 02:25:37,620
They're fucking delicious.

2088
02:25:37,620 --> 02:25:38,460
That's a valid.

2089
02:25:38,460 --> 02:25:39,220
That's a valid.

2090
02:25:39,220 --> 02:25:40,180
That's a valid wreck.

2091
02:25:40,180 --> 02:25:41,940
Try them while you can.

2092
02:25:41,940 --> 02:25:42,780
I got them last night.

2093
02:25:42,780 --> 02:25:43,900
They're good.

2094
02:25:43,900 --> 02:25:48,060
Yeah, like street cheesy Chalupa street tacos or something.

2095
02:25:48,060 --> 02:25:48,740
It's their new one.

2096
02:25:48,740 --> 02:25:51,140
If you go in the app.

2097
02:25:51,140 --> 02:25:52,100
I did my mistake.

2098
02:25:52,100 --> 02:25:53,700
I think I want to try it with the chicken.

2099
02:25:53,700 --> 02:25:55,540
I think chicken is the way to go.

2100
02:25:55,540 --> 02:25:57,140
Yeah, their new chicken is good.

2101
02:25:57,140 --> 02:25:58,340
I like their new chicken.

2102
02:25:58,340 --> 02:26:01,300
I mean, that with a couple of spicy potato tacos.

2103
02:26:01,300 --> 02:26:02,420
Oh, those are great, too.

2104
02:26:02,420 --> 02:26:03,460
I mean, extra sauce.

2105
02:26:06,420 --> 02:26:08,180
Is everyone else hungry?

2106
02:26:08,180 --> 02:26:09,380
The show started with food.

2107
02:26:09,380 --> 02:26:10,340
It's ending with food.

2108
02:26:10,340 --> 02:26:11,020
Yeah, there we go.

2109
02:26:11,020 --> 02:26:12,180
Yeah.

2110
02:26:12,180 --> 02:26:15,060
How many more of these do we have to record?

2111
02:26:15,060 --> 02:26:16,980
I'm hungry as fuck.

2112
02:26:16,980 --> 02:26:18,020
All righty, everybody.

2113
02:26:18,020 --> 02:26:23,220
So this has been a Batman, a Back to the Future,

2114
02:26:23,220 --> 02:26:24,980
the postman a little bit.

2115
02:26:24,980 --> 02:26:26,060
You don't have a wreck?

2116
02:26:26,060 --> 02:26:27,540
No, I don't.

2117
02:26:27,540 --> 02:26:29,820
It's been a hell of a ride.

2118
02:26:29,820 --> 02:26:32,220
Some of it involved Batman.

2119
02:26:32,220 --> 02:26:33,740
Most of it didn't.

2120
02:26:33,740 --> 02:26:36,180
So thanks for joining us.

2121
02:26:36,180 --> 02:26:37,540
I've been your host.

2122
02:26:37,540 --> 02:26:40,140
With us as always is Austin.

2123
02:26:40,140 --> 02:26:44,220
He walked away at the wrong time to be here three hours ago.

2124
02:26:44,220 --> 02:26:45,940
Farrell, fuck you.

2125
02:26:45,940 --> 02:26:51,980
With us as always is Zachy Improv-Quali.

2126
02:26:51,980 --> 02:26:52,900
Say it, you fuck.

2127
02:26:52,900 --> 02:26:54,220
Say something.

2128
02:26:54,220 --> 02:26:56,380
This whole time, you fucking asshole.

2129
02:26:56,380 --> 02:26:59,900
With us as always is Michael.

2130
02:26:59,900 --> 02:27:04,220
He's too old and pretty to die.

2131
02:27:04,220 --> 02:27:05,260
Larson.

2132
02:27:05,260 --> 02:27:06,740
Because I'm Cellios motherfucker.

2133
02:27:10,100 --> 02:27:11,020
Just going to hit stop.

2134
02:27:11,020 --> 02:27:13,020
I don't even care about Brennan at this point.

2135
02:27:13,020 --> 02:27:15,820
I just want everyone to just end on that fucking note.

2136
02:27:15,820 --> 02:27:16,340
No.

2137
02:27:16,340 --> 02:27:18,540
With us as always is Brennan.

2138
02:27:18,540 --> 02:27:22,220
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.

2139
02:27:22,220 --> 02:27:24,060
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.

2140
02:27:24,060 --> 02:27:26,460
Shipley up to Boston.

2141
02:27:26,460 --> 02:27:28,220
We're still not really here.

2142
02:27:28,220 --> 02:27:28,740
Oh, god.

2143
02:27:28,740 --> 02:27:29,700
He's really committed.

2144
02:27:29,700 --> 02:27:33,420
You're all really committing to your fucking bits from months

2145
02:27:33,420 --> 02:27:33,740
ago.

2146
02:27:33,740 --> 02:27:34,980
You guys are insane.

2147
02:27:34,980 --> 02:27:36,620
And months in the future, too.

2148
02:27:36,620 --> 02:27:37,340
Months in the future, too.

2149
02:27:37,340 --> 02:27:37,900
And you did it.

2150
02:27:37,900 --> 02:27:40,260
You did the regular dun dun dun dun dun.

2151
02:27:40,260 --> 02:27:41,340
I did.

2152
02:27:41,340 --> 02:27:42,740
Yeah.

2153
02:27:42,740 --> 02:27:43,540
He can't commit.

2154
02:27:43,540 --> 02:27:46,380
I can't commit to shit.

2155
02:27:46,380 --> 02:27:48,780
I've been your host, Andy Rice.

2156
02:27:48,780 --> 02:27:49,620
Let's get fried.

2157
02:27:49,620 --> 02:27:50,140
Wait.

2158
02:27:50,140 --> 02:27:52,740
We've been fried.

2159
02:27:52,740 --> 02:27:53,940
We've been podcast.

2160
02:27:53,940 --> 02:27:54,780
We've been Rice.

2161
02:27:54,780 --> 02:27:55,740
Fuck.

2162
02:27:55,740 --> 02:27:57,380
Fuck.

2163
02:27:57,380 --> 02:27:59,420
We've been Batman.

2164
02:27:59,420 --> 02:28:04,120
These

2165
02:28:04,120 --> 02:28:09,940
pieces fresh off my

2166
02:28:09,940 --> 02:28:25,120
Insta

2167
02:28:25,120 --> 02:28:27,060
ALI