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Yo, what's up motherfuckers and welcome to a absolutely gang banging addition of fried

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rice podcast. I'm the motherfucking king of this motherfucking podcast Andy Rice. Let's

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get fried with me are the three bosses of the city. I got Austin. He's three hours away,

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but his fucking district's huge and he'd be selling all the drugs. Farrell check me out

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on mega upload. We got Mike. He takes care of the grandpas. He takes care of the old

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guys. He takes care of all the, all the, uh, you get it. He's fucking old Larson. That's

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cellios motherfucker. Get you fucking wet. We got a, we got our, we got our fourth boy

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over here. Third boy. Uh, he runs the, he runs, uh, Boston and you want to know why?

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Because he's Brennan.

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Simply up to motherfucking Boston. Hello everybody. And I'm your motherfucking host. They already

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said it. I'm the king of this goddamn Avenue. Let's do this. You sound like a DC villain

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that's a shark. I sound like a what sound like a DC villain. That's like, I don't know.

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Half shark, half man. I'm half shark, half man. Oh fuck you up Batman. Hey Brennan, can

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you do a Boston accent? No, it's fucking wicked hot outside right now. Yeah. Boston gangster.

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I'm from Massachusetts. I am the president. Don't shoot me in the head. I just want some

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clam chowder. Too soon. Too soon. What'd you say? Or the ear. Wait, what? What'd you say?

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I can't even remember what happened. Oh, or the ear. All those, all those months ago.

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I couldn't understand. No, no, no. This weeks ago. We're in real life. Well here at fried

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rice, we don't know how time works. We don't know how time works. Um, well everybody, welcome

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to another episode of fried rice podcast. Uh, this week has been a busy one. I think

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for me at least. I've had a lot of on my plate. Um, how about you guys? Anything, anything

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interesting? Any updates before we get into this movie? Oh, I, uh, I spent $300 at Costco

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that I really didn't need to spend. All right. Tell us what you bought. I bought a Sony sound

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bar with a like separate subwoofer to go with my Sony Bravia that I just got. And I was

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like, cool. I bought, got my purchase. And then I w I walk a little further. I was there

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to get paper towels and toilet paper. And I, and then I saw that sound bar and I was

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like, fuck, I need one of those. And then I go further and I'm like, you know what?

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My office chair sucks. This lazy boy one actually looks pretty comfy because they have the little

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one. You can go sit down in it. So I bought that too. You bought a lazy boy and a sound

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bar for $300? That's not bad. Well, the whole total with the, the toilet paper and everything.

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Yeah. So I, I, it was like 120 for the sound bar and then another 120 for the chair, but

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I was comfy with based in on my new Sony Bravia. Just watching whatever your normal sized human

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being. So you could probably afford just a regular chair. I have to get the, uh, mine

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sucks. I sit on it. I sit on my old chair editing this fucking podcast and my ass hurts when

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I'm done. So I needed that. If I smoked weed, I would have the ultimate setup to just watch

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like 4k videos of the ocean or something. I mean, you could still watch 4k videos of

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the ocean. What's stopping you? Uh, my inability to sit still for that long. Okay. Fair enough.

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I just didn't know if there was some, I need to be doing something. Yeah. This was a shopping

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week for everybody. It should have been for Brennan too. I don't know. But is it this

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week you had to, I had to spend, I spent $600 this week on school clothes, supplies and

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all that crap. So we're doing it next week. Yeah. School starts, school starts week after

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night. Yeah. Yeah. Well, another reason not to have any children. Yes. You don't need

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a school or you go to jail. Yeah. You don't need to give me more reasons not to have children.

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Austin say $300 at Costco. I was like, what'd you just get groceries for two weeks? Weekly

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grocery. You and some kids. Yeah. I bought like stuff to make, I make really weird food

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just to like survive. It's like I need some good carbs, some veggie and some protein.

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So I buy canned chicken, uh, whole wheat bread and hummus and I just make sandwiches out

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of that shit, dude. Wait, where's the veg? In the hummus. It's vegetarian. Okay. I get

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that hummus is healthy and I get that it's made of beans. No, no, no. I know what hummus

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is, but when a motherfucker says I'm trying to get a protein, a fucking whatever, and

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some veg and they say that their veg is hummus. No veg is fucking broccoli, Brussels sprouts,

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lettuce, fucking, uh, spinach. Like, no, no, no, no, no. If I were, went to a fucking nutritionist,

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but no, if I went to the gym and he's like, what do you eat? Well, I eat a lot of veg,

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uh, veg and good carbs. What do you mean by that? Pita bread and hummus. You'd be like,

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well, you fat fuck. That's not a veg. That's smushed beans. That's smushed beans. Austin.

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No, it's got, it's got the red bell peppers in it. Oh yeah. You're right. I forgot. Oh,

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by that, you know, I get my veg. I get my daily veg. It comes in a pouch that I put

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on my ramen. Wait, can we make the clearman's veg? Clearman's clearman's clearman's sponsor

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us. Let's get some clearman's hummus. So Andy will stop fucking the bottles. Roasted veg

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cooked in clearman's, but actually pretty. Yeah. Yeah. You gave me an idea. We have some

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broccoli at home. That might be really good. I brought, so for those highlight reels, I

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brought some more props for it. Those nugs that my mom makes. He made like a boy one

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and a girl one. They're adorable. I brought, I brought it out. I brought a tub of clearman's

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and it's empty and Andy was like so happy. Yeah. I got so happy because I saw the, I

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told him it was empty. But then my heart dropped because it was out. It was like, wasn't in

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a cold container. You got to put a picture of this on that Insta. Yeah. Well, eventually

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we'll get a store going. If we get enough interest on the, Hey, listen guys, go to our

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Insta, check out these pictures, these adorable little nugs, this nug husband and nug wife.

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And if you want one, let us know, reach out and we'll work something out. You can make

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a whole family, get some nugs. I have one. I have one and I love it. Yeah. This actually

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is cute. So we have this between us now. Got your children between you. Yeah. Those are

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the only kids you need. I just need these little nugs, these little nug children. Although

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I already said they're man and wife. So whatever. It's a, it's a weird family. What are you

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going to do? Exactly. And that's a tight family. That's a tight family. I just saw this thing

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on YouTube where this guy was at an anime convention and he yells out to this dude and

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I don't know what they were going, but he's like English or Spanish. And then all three

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of the guys on the panel freeze. And then I was like, okay. But then one of them says

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like if first one to move has to watch the entire season of, I think it's called like

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my little sister can't be cute or can't be this cute. And so I was like, okay. And I

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look it up and it is a, this situation, this brother sister thing as a whole anime that's

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just out there. There's two seasons of it on prime with crunchy roll or whatever, but

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it's a brother and a sister just going at it, dating. So weird. Stephen King, right?

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That does Stephen King do a lot of, we just had a discussion about the mom thing with

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Stephen King. Wait, what, which mom thing? The movie we just watched a few weeks ago.

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You mean in the future, all those months in the future, all those months in the future.

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I guess we have to stop smoking weed and doing a podcast. I've been telling you guys for

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years now that we should just do this sober and we should write notes and stuff. What

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are you guys doing? It's clairvoyant. We can see the future sometime in October. I feel

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like we're going to talk about Stephen King movies. Also, uh, I think some news for the

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podcast is now we're going to start being more available on YouTube. Yeah, we have,

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don't have to listen to the episode again, but if you have a way to put it on your laptop,

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put a playlist going and mute that shit and just let it run. Listen, I don't care if it's

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artificial. Just help us out. Right? I mean like generate numbers, generate anything you

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want because I mean, tell us we suck. I mean, there's a guy, there's a guy who commented

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and said, stop making videos. You're embarrassing yourself. And then he gets on there's like,

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thank you for the feedback. We're trying our hardest. I go real endearing with it. But

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if that is you motherfucker and you're still listening, thanks. I hope you subscribe. Uh,

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keep commenting. It helps our ratio. Um, also that one guy in Saudi Arabia that listens

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to us. Oh yeah. That one middle Eastern dude. If it's not, if it's not a VPN, fucking with

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us, then there's one just Arab dude just listening to this. He's in a mosque. No, it said he

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was in a river. It was, it was right next to a river in the river itself. So if you're

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that one guy in the river, maybe you're giving away middle Eastern man thing. This movie

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makes me miss middle Eastern man thing. It's basically man thing. Uh, all right. Well,

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speaking of movies, um, oh wait, actually, what are we smoking? Yeah. What are we smoking?

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Actually,

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the wrong one. Jars. It's still never been put in one. Yeah, I, it was like one or two

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episodes. Maybe I pick up my mom's weed. So, uh, she usually gets like a lot. So I always

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get that free eighth. So this is a grandee guava and I don't know what it is, but it's

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a 24%. Fuck yeah. Let's smoke that shit. Thank you. I love it. You've shown, you've been

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showing up with so much weed. Like my, I had now, I have the weed on your table is just

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weed I gave you. Yeah. But I, I, I love the variety. Like, you know what it's like having

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like five or six or seven different eights to choose from at any given time. Like it's

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a luxury. I normally don't have, but I guess it's one of those flexes. Like, yeah, you,

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you have a weed based podcast and you get the four brothers together. You know, they

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should be bringing off. I mean, it's free for me. So I don't care. Like my mom gets

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her weeds. Usually, usually my mom doesn't want the eighth. So I just take, I give it

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here, but I get all the fucking points and I have like 2000 points saved up. I'm going

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to go in there and just cash out like 10 points or whatever I can get. I know there's a limit,

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probably a half ounce. Where do you go? Uh, the jars in a surprise. I like that they have

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like the old nug jugs, like kind of like how it felt when it used to go to dispensary and

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they've weighed out in front of you. Fuck yeah. Like with the giant. Their actual pops

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open. Just listen to this, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah. I mean, that's that. Just one more time.

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ASMR. And then you get that nice smell. I could see the little pops on the, on the, on the,

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on the. Should we, should we get, should we just do it with like three of them on our

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own? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, everybody. You got one? You got one? All right. Ready?

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One. That's our new ASMR minute. I got a can of Pringles. That's a better sound bite for

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what are we smoking? That's great. Although my techno song is fucking godlike. So right

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at the end of the techno song, we go techno song DJ Ted Cruz. And then did you bring something

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Brennan? I brought a Jeter. It's a sativa. It's a Tropicalli. One gram. I've been buying,

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I've been buying sativas like for our joints now. And I got for us today, grape stomper

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baby Jeter cannon. Where do you get those? Jars. The one in Bullhead. I go on Fridays.

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If you go on Fridays, they have buy one, get one Jeters. So I mean, it's basically two,

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either two three pack cannons, baby cannons for 49 or three or sorry, or two five pack

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baby Jeters for like 50 something or six, maybe like closer to 60. That one only comes

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with three. This is a three. But I mean, they are what they are. They're super strong. I

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gave one to my homie last night and he he just was holding everyone. You pick one of

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these up and you look at that glass bucket tip with mouth thing and you're just like

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immediately this is luxury. But he had a point. He had a point because regular Jeters, they

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coat their shit in Keith. But cannons don't. Yeah. And I don't know why. It's because

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it's resin. Still, the Keith makes it adds a little to the bits of resin. You at least

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in the bigger. No, I can't. I can see it. But what I'm saying is like this should be

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dipped in heat just to give that extra little maybe they should have cannon plus cannon

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ultras. Cannon deluxe. Any other names for can now? OK, I was really guys just too lost

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to my ASMR. Shiny cannon. Shiny cans. OK, wonderful. That was what are we smoking? Because this

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again, this, you know, we don't talk about this enough, but we are a weed based podcast.

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We smoke weed, most of us, you know, and we watch these movies high spot and you know

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how hard it is to take notes when you're high. Yes, we are. This we should be. Yeah, we should

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be getting Emmys for this. You guys aren't even like hardcore smokers or anything. I

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mean, this room isn't like clouded with smoke all the time. No one's trying to be like we're

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the biggest pocket stoners we know. I don't I have yet to know what a turpine is. Yeah.

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Oh, yeah. We don't know the rules. All the. Yeah, that's right. Let's let's let's that's

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a good point. We're casual smokers. We're not not everything has to be like when I go

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to the clinic. Yeah, we're all smokers. We're from the age where it doesn't matter. We don't

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need the science behind it. Just give us weed that gets us high is all science. When I started

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smoking, you got to think about it. When I started smoking, it was coming straight out

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of Mexico. Naturally, there was no law in that time. Yeah, there was no dispensaries.

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No, Mike, there was no law. Humans hadn't created the concept yet when you started smoking.

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Science wasn't a thing people would think about for hundreds, if not thousands of years.

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You just finished crucifying someone and you stood in a field that caught on fire and you

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were like, I like this. I feel good. Good. Yeah. So but yeah, I mean, fuck, when I used

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to smoke, it was it was literally I go to my I go to Grant Grant. If you're listening,

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always big shout out. You're the homie. And he would just it would just be pineapple express,

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man. I go in, we'd hang out for like an hour, maybe 30 minutes, depending on what I had

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to do. But I was fucking smoking weed. What did I have to do? And it was great. And he

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always gave me the good shit. If you knew a guy that had the good shit. Now, I'm sure

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there's people out there that got the bad shit from their dealers and don't understand

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the dealers. The people that dealer was giving the bad shit to their price. Yeah. But we

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are not friendly. I never got bad weed. Yeah. I bought it at high school. But it was I went

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to Corona High School. But the guy bought the weed from his nickname was Norco. And

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I remember he would be out like by the clock tower, throwing a football around with his

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friend and be like, hey, man, I got your shit. And he just hold the football. I'd be like,

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hey, football. And then I would feel the weed bag in his hand. And I felt like, oh, I'm

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so fucking cool. It's like a secret handoff. Okay. That's a legit. Good. If you're in high

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school selling drugs and you're listening to this podcast, I would encourage you to

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just listen to what Austin told you. The football pass off. It's so good. Who's going to question

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to just boys hanging out on the yard, passing a football bag, just, you know, telling beforehand

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to grab the football. Just tell him like, meet me at the football field. Grab the football.

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And then so it looks less obvious. Right. Because like you were there and you had to

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like whisper it to you because people were probably watching. That was the one thing

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that made me happy at that school was cool handoffs. I hated every moment of that school

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from the moment I started there. I thought about this recently because my high school

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reunion is coming up this year. You going? Yeah, I am. I'm not. I don't even know why

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I was on the fence. I was for a minute, but then a few people want me to go. And so we'll

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all go. But I was thinking about like, did I really hate high school as much as I thought

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I did? Or is it just that the fact that you are so fucking weirdly and awkwardly going

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through puberty and you have no control over who you are as a person and you're growing

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into this thing that you don't understand that you don't, you're not allowed to enjoy

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it? You don't have any control over anything. Unless you just. You don't have control. It's

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like high school I remember it well now, but for years I hated it. And now looking back,

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I realize because now being a parent I realize what my parents were trying to do. I was trying

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to fuck everything up. It's just there's this. Buying garbage bags full of weed. There's

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just certain moments there like when I first started that I had one elective that I could

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choose and I chose computers because I mean my stepdad had just built a computer together.

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So I was really interested in that. The class they put me in. First of all, the teacher

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was like fucking volleyball coach. And not going to not trying to sound sexist, but also

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a woman. I knew more about computers than this lady. I'm glad you started with volleyball

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coach. Because Austin, I'm not even kidding you when you started your sentence, my my

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teacher was a woman was the next word out of your mouth in all of our heads. Everyone

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listening head if they've heard way of the gun, they know that the next words out of

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your mouth for woman. Well, you know what else? Our expectations by saying volleyball

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coach first volleyball coach, but you definitely fucking said it volleyball coach, a woman

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and a bitch and also didn't know shit about computers. And instead of learning about computers,

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I thought we were going to build them or how they work or something like that. No, just

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it was just word processing. Just A S D F J K L semi just making you type that typing

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class. Yeah, but it was disguised as computers. Immediately after that class went to the office

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and was like, you need to change the selective. This is not a computer class. I sound like

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you change the elective is not a computer class is word processing. And they wanted

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to go to fucking lunch and they're like, sorry, it's too late to change. And I'm like, I should

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have just, oh, I wish I could go back and what would you have picked instead? I would

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any fucking anything else, Andy, any fucking thing. Anything Sue wasn't teaching anything

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a volleyball Sue coaches not teaching. I'd rather take volleyball than fucking go to that

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class and have her be my teacher. Hey, look in a class where you actually know what the

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fuck you're talking about pitch like, oh, so mad, I could have just thrown a bigger

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hissy fit and probably could have gotten my way. But I just, I let them be like, oh, it's

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too late. And I was just like, oh, well, okay, I guess I'll just spend a year typing and

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I'm not any better at typing.

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So you had a similar experience with the exact same class computers, but it wasn't typing

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for us. It ended up being make the yearbook. It was like we learned Photoshop and then

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make the yearbook using a program that was basically pretty much just kind of move pictures

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in the spots that they had it, you know, different, different, like different pages, you kind

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of just set up and it was so lame. I was so mad that I got this was oh, what grade? That

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was my junior year.

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Was that a Sue Sylvester from Glee reference? That was good. But I think in order for that,

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for just for next time, a note, say Sylvester after because Sue, you made me run through

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every fucking Sue I've ever in my life thought about. Is it Sue Hecht from the middle? No,

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she didn't have anything to do with what we just said. Is it a Mary Sue? Like just a was

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it was the teacher some sort of like invincible protagonist? No. It was it. And then I was

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like, wait, volleyball coach Sue Sylvester, too much work. And I'm not a stupid guy. I

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mean, I'm a fucking moron, but I'm not when it comes to Brian Brennan. That's the and

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I didn't even watch the show. Fair enough. Fair enough. But to the high school fucked

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me over. So that's why I was smoking a bunch of weed. That was first period, too. So I

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still have the rest of my fucking shitty day ahead of me. So I was smoking a lot. There

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was also I had this T-shirt that I got somewhere and it was like two girls kissing and they

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had big headphones on. I was like, that's dope. I want that. They made me take that

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shirt off and put on some stupid shirt. And I realized I could have gone back and what

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do you have against two girls kissing? And they just get on the fucking news over it.

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Could you do that? I don't think that it's the two girls kissing. I bet if you had to

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anybody kissing. Sure. I saw a kid with a My Chemical Romance T-shirt. Bunch of those

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kids. What were they doing? They're kissing and they're covered in blood. That's fine.

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It's the blood. But they see that and they're like fine. Oh, the two girls? Nah. That's

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the American way. That's when I smoked. You want the blood you want but no sex. Months

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from now I'm going to make a valid point to what you just said on a Halloween special

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that we're going to do for classic horror. So if you're listening to these completely

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out of order and the next one you listen to is that episode, I'm going to have a point

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to make about what that was right there. But anyway, we're going to move on. Fuck high

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school, dude. Oh, it's weird that we had a lot of electives to choose from in my high

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school. We had a cool high school. I found a hack. If you did theater, you did two years

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of theater, which I already wanted to do anyway, you didn't have to take a language. So I didn't

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have to take any foreign language. How did you do both theater and English? Go fuck yourself,

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dude. That's what your school thought of you. I failed my school. They didn't fail me. I'll

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say that for fucking sure. I had a cool school and they really cared and they did a lot for

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me but I fucking failed them so badly. I gave the least, I gave negative effort. Deadpool

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gives maximum effort. I gave whatever the opposite of is. I spent more time in ISS,

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which is in school suspension, than I did in my actual regular school, I think for my

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sophomore year of high school. I was such a fucking just dickhead. My ISS teacher was

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a pretty Mason. My ISS. Everyone made theories about him. Like he's killed people. Like it

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was just, there was just this ongoing thing. And one day I just drew a picture of this

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guy because he would just say no to people all the time. Like anyone would try to, he

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would just say no. So I drew a picture. He's kind of like a big guy with white hair, weird

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glasses, kind of chubby. So I just drew a picture of him in ISS with a speech bubble

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that said no and he hung it up on his fucking head. That's cool. We had a rotating group

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of ISS teachers. They each covered a section of ISS. I think they just rotate. If you had

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a period off, you're the ISS person for that. Whatever. And the hack for ISS, if you're

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listening kids, is if you like reading, here's the hack. Just read a book. And if they say

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anything, you just say I'm working on a book report. And then you'll get even further behind

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in your homework, which gives you even more ISS. So that's the hack of spending all your

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high school and fucking ISS.

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No books about like any kind of particular skill or anything. That's what I feel. I'm

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reading a bunch. I'm basically just watching movies that I have to read and I'm not reading

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anything that teaches me anything. Like I should just read a book on woodworking or

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anything.

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No, you should watch a YouTube video on woodworking. You should read a book on like the study of

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something. I feel like to learn a practical skill, you should watch someone doing a practical

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skill or find someone that could teach you a practical skill. Like you really want to

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know woodworking, ask someone who knows woodworking that you don't.

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I was too busy practicing cool weed handoffs in school to think about that for ISS.

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Oh, I guess we're still talking about this.

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I would like to apologize.

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This isn't Butterfly.

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I apologize to you guys for ISS.

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Okay, thank you. I take, wait, before you finish.

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I take full blame for ISS.

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Just go back, just go back one sentence and just say, I want to apologize to you guys.

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I did. I apologize to you guys for ISS.

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Stop. No, no, no, no, no. I don't want the rest of it. Just say I apologize to you guys.

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To say it, please.

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I apologize to you guys.

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Thank you so much, Mike. It means a lot. This has been a year of just, I don't know why

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you've been so antagonistic. I don't know why you've made this so difficult for us,

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but thank you. That does mean a lot. It's taken weight off my shoulders. Thank you so

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much, Mike.

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Now, to finish my point, I apologize for ISS because I feel like we created ISS. My generation

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created ISS because we used to not have ISS. We didn't have ISS before.

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Yeah, you had to stay in ISS for seven Roman numerals.

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No, we just, they sent us, we just had S. They just suspended us. So we used to do it

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on purpose. We'd get kicked out because you got the week off. So they figured that out

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after a few years of that. I spent more time just not in school, just smoking down at the

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river. We'd just get in trouble on purpose because you didn't get anything but sent home.

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What would you do? What was the smallest infraction you would try to do intentionally to get it?

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We used to smoke behind the building. We knew when they were going on break, we'd just go

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back there and smoke weed right in the fucking back of the building.

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Yeah, they were like stage a fight.

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And they'd come walking around the corner going, we knew you were going to be out here.

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And we're like, we know.

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What are you going to do about it?

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Suspend me? Well, yes, we are.

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We're going to go fishing down by the river. I have a friend that I take this fish and

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turn it into a bunch of fish. You can feed a whole bunch of people. Because again, ancient

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times is when you went to school, you old fuck. I just want to keep hammering it. You

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are the oldest person in this room by far. You will die before any of us.

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Absolutely.

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We will outlive you, Mike. But we're going to make an AI Mike too.

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We are. I'm going to take all this footage. It's basically AI.

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This movie makes me miss me.

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I did not like this movie.

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That's coming.

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I want to apologize. I give you too much of an accent, but I do hear it when you talk

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sometimes. I get the twang.

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It's still there. You can't get rid of it.

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Yeah.

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I feel like your mic impression is like someone else.

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They're a little close. Yeah. I don't want to name that person just in case they listen.

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The movie we watched this week is King of the Avenue. 2010 starring Ving Rhames and

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I didn't even write down his real name. It's Dirt Nasty from the Mickey Avalon song, My

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Dick.

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Did you guys all figure that out when you looked it up?

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No, we did not until just now.

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I associate him with Scary Movie.

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But do you remember the song My Dick?

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I do remember the song.

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He's one of the three of them.

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I did not know that.

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Just now.

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He's the one that says My Dicks. He goes, your dicks got the HIV. My Dick or whatever

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it is. But he's very funny in that video. I watched the whole thing. The whole music

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video. Very good.

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This is a strange role for him.

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Maybe I think he did good. But. OK. All right. Well, all right. You guys are going to from

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the impressions I got when we started this, I think we're going to have a bit of a different

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opinion. This might be my favorite movie we've done for the podcast. I what? Like Battlefield

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Earth because it was so funny.

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I'm giving away that I'm going to give this away just because just so we can get into

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this. But my last note on here is I made a deal with the devil so that we can change

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our rating system to include an A one time so I can give this an A plus. And that's what

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I gave it as a rating. And I will tell you every fucking reason why as we go on. But

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the reason you guys think this is shit, I don't understand why. If you think it's the

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audio. Sure. This thing sounded like they recorded it in a bathtub underwater. Other

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than that, and the editing is shit and the acting is OK. Editing. Look, it's so. Yeah.

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OK. So just cliche after cliche. And it's it's wooden and. No. So headless, creepy statues

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is how we start, which is how I want every movie to start. That's a great tone. It's

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a it's a the music. So the music is actually banging in the sun like not. It's like a peaceful

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like orchestra. But it sets a wonderful. So it's really good music for a graveyard scene.

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It's all like local bands. What the soundtrack sounds like. I'd never heard this song ever

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in my life. I love this soundtrack. Nineteen seventy nine. Literally, my second note is,

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damn, this soundtrack is dope. Speaking of dope as they're packaging up drugs, which

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I love a movie's opening titles. We know this when it explains what the fucking movie is

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going to be. Mack and me gives us a spaceship flying through space. Steel is steel being

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made. The fucking King of the Avenue is just drugs being packed in the 70s. Fucking love

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it. See that guy's fake wig in it. I could not stop focusing on that guy's wig. Which

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guy are we talking about? The Puerto Rican guy that gets killed? No, no, no. His thing

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reigns his friend that's still like and then it goes to the future and he just doesn't

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have the wig anymore. Scooter Scooterpie. Yeah. See, you know, I like it when I know their

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names. But so I put OK, so the Puerto Rican guy talking about Puerto Rico has the same

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hairstyle as my Red Dead to character. It's fucking mustachio. I literally picked that

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style earlier this week as I was playing and he looks just like him. And then that was

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a creepy dream where the mommy needs to take her medicine. Like that got me. Like that

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was like, holy fuck. OK, creepy. So this I guess we're just going into it like you're

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like you're the uses this gun for the pep talk. That was very, very 70s, I guess. I

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don't know. But sure, you got a pep talk with a gun a couple of times. Yeah, the bedtime

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story was great. So if you're just if you if you haven't watched this at home, it's

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a flashback. Well, I guess it's not a flashback, but it just starts in the 70s. You see Ving

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Rames. He's a drug dealer. He's the king of the avenue. He's the guy that runs all

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the dope in the area. He's got some generals that are like working with him, right? You

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know, not like army generals, but his generals. And he he has a young son who's very white

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and they don't address that his dad did his dad is his dad a different person? Yeah. Well,

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they say well, they don't really. Yeah, he mentions it. He was somebody. I think somebody

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being killed in it. Yeah. Ving Rames was paying and his mom and then she overdosed and died.

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And then he adopted. Got it. OK, that was a little unclear. They talked about it. Well,

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I know he mentions a few times that Ving Rames stepped up as his dad. I know that. Well,

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he has a he has a line very specifically where he says like after my mother died, like it

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was hard for you know that he had to fight because they didn't want a black man to adopt.

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That's right. I forgot about that line. I didn't write down a note about that, but you're

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00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:15,120
absolutely right. So Ving Rames adopted this kid, like legally adopted this kid being a

386
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drug dealer. He then the boy, young, young dirt nasty. He is in the he's in his bed and

387
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:30,000
he asks his dad, Dad, you kill people? And he goes, oh, no, because he got into an argument

388
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with a kid at school and one of the other kids is like, your dad's going to kill your

389
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:39,760
his dad's going to kill your dad, bro. And he's like, Susan, do you kill people? He's

390
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:44,760
like, I'm not going to kill someone over you and a kid getting into an argument at school.

391
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:50,320
But if somebody hurt you real bad or someone that I know. Yeah, I'll kill him. And he shows

392
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:57,000
him the gun. I'm like, that put chills in my fucking veins. And I've seen. Here's the

393
00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:03,080
thing. The opening was good. OK, up to that point. No, I think it keeps pretty good. I

394
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:08,680
think it keeps. But that's three minutes in. I think the concept and everything was great.

395
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:13,360
All of it was great. I just like the execution of the court. I think this was a pretty sure

396
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:18,400
film rise doesn't exist anymore. Check me out on film rise. But the guy who directed

397
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:23,840
it was I think is like one of his first movies. And he's he's like straight out of confidence.

398
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:27,960
I looked it up. Who made this? I tried to find facts about the movie. Can't find anything.

399
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:32,960
I could find the entire movie on YouTube. Yeah. I think he did the movie straight out

400
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:37,960
of Compton. Oh, no, it was a different straight out of Compton. It's not the good one. It

401
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:43,640
was like to that it was not straight out of Compton. No, it was. Yeah. Well, this movie

402
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:48,960
didn't get a Ryan Combs. He made straight out straight out of Compton is what he did.

403
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:54,000
He also did a dark comedy called I Accidentally Domed Your Son. He did a movie called The

404
00:34:54,000 --> 00:35:01,200
Hit. The Animal. Animal Two looks all right. Caged Animal, which is also a Ving Reign movie,

405
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:06,920
is not a sequel to Animal Two. It's weird. I looked that up. Animal. Animal Two. Ving

406
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:12,480
Reign plays a guy named Animal. Caged Animal. Ving Reign plays a guy named like Bishop or

407
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:16,520
something. And then he's going to do a movie called Strained on Death Row. That's coming

408
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:22,880
up maybe. So. We get out of the baby about like this game. We're going to decide the

409
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:29,120
fate of that. So Ving Reigns is the dad. I thought that was cool because I didn't know

410
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:34,200
anything about this going in. Oh, yeah. I put hell yeah. Badass dad Mufasa speech because

411
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:42,880
he does say one day all this will be yours. Oh, and then we get all fucking intense. You're

412
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:48,440
the rat scene because the guy goes adjust the TV over there. It gets static as he goes

413
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:52,440
forward. Take a step back. No, what are you talking about? No, take a step back. The guy

414
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:57,120
steps away from the TV. It clears up. He steps forward. They fucking know there's a wire.

415
00:35:57,120 --> 00:36:01,040
He closes it up around him. You know, like like tells him like say everything's all right.

416
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:06,520
So fucking like on the edge of your seat, like adrenaline started out great. This is

417
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:10,000
the movie I wanted to see. Yeah. While he's still a little kid, I wanted to see him grow

418
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:14,320
up through that life. And instead we get a time. And then I put fuck. Yeah. Kill that

419
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:18,480
rat bitch. I love this movie. I fucking love that. I killed that. That's where we all

420
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:24,080
were. And then I said my note for that scene when they when they killed him was like, could

421
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:28,880
this leave the kid at home for the execution? Oh, he had to bring it with him. He'll trip.

422
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:33,880
Yeah, he had to. That's what I'm saying. That would have been a good movie. And he'd gone

423
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:37,760
through and taught him all this stuff and made him the king. Yeah. Time goes by. That

424
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:44,080
would have been great. I mean, yeah, that would have been a different movie, but it

425
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:49,240
wouldn't be. It would have been a good movie. Why don't we five out of five? Let's A plus.

426
00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:53,240
Let's make that take it from after he kills that guy and we'll just act it will act like

427
00:36:53,240 --> 00:36:57,840
the childhood's life. We have access to a few children. We can you can be Ving Rhames.

428
00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:06,840
Oh, I don't feel comfortable. I don't have the muscle. I don't have the muscles to play

429
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:11,960
Ving Rhames. I'll put it there. Too many hard, hard R N words. There are. That was one of

430
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:19,400
my complaints. I did write that down at one point. So it cuts to present day. And he says

431
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:25,480
my dad was 38 when he died. I was like, in what world is Ving's raves in any of these

432
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:31,680
flashbacks? 38 years old, one year older than I am right now. And being Rames looks like

433
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:36,480
he could be my dad in the movie. Are you fucking kidding? Like right now, being Rames in that

434
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:45,000
movie could be my dad. And I wouldn't question it once. He is 60. But OK, 38. He dies. And

435
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:51,040
then it cuts to I think his name is what's his name? Ryan? No, whatever his name is dirt

436
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:57,520
nasty. It cuts to him all grown up. He's living the fucking light. He's got the suburb. He

437
00:37:57,520 --> 00:38:03,920
plays it smart. He's got the suburban hot wife. He's got a son, whatever. Good at basketball.

438
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:09,360
He's got a hot mistress. He's got a dope house, like literally a dope house. Dope house, dope

439
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:13,440
chick is what I said. And I said, what the fuck, Greta? What was his neighbor's deal?

440
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:17,760
I thought she was maybe like a cop. That's what I thought, too. But I think now by the

441
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:22,600
end, just no, just someone who's into him. Like she wanted him. That's what I thought

442
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:27,960
attracted to him. Maybe I love the line. Take the racist money first. Like I thought that

443
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:31,200
was great when he's explaining how he does. He's like, yeah, I work with white supremacists,

444
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:35,360
whatever. My dad found out he just say, yeah, take their money first. Back to his mistress,

445
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:40,640
though. Yeah. Everyone except for his hot suburban wife. All the chicks just look, they

446
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:45,120
just have a drugged out face. Yeah. Looking like that's intentional. That's realistic.

447
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:49,920
Yeah. And then also when he goes to visit his dad's grave, he does this weird like and

448
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:54,780
like rubs like kisses his finger and rubs the tombstone. I can understand like a kiss

449
00:38:54,780 --> 00:38:59,400
and then tap it, but he just like get it in there. Like, oh, you know, that's an extra

450
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:05,360
step of commitment. He loves his daddy. Oh, another thing about his mistress was I kind

451
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:11,720
of felt for Mike over here because he he goes to see his mistress and she starts taking

452
00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:16,440
her clothes off and it's like panning down and then it just completely skips the ass

453
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:19,880
and then goes to it around her ankles and she walks away like you ass hiding bitch.

454
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:28,960
You ass hiding bitch. That's a new one. Yeah, no, I didn't even think about that until right

455
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:34,120
now. But yet the devil's women's all look fucking drugged out. His chick looks drugged

456
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:38,640
out because she would be if she's the one that knows he's the drug dealer. She has access

457
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:42,800
to drugs. Then she's going to be doing drugs at the house with him. Yeah, I know he says

458
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:46,240
no drugs. He never does deals at the house, whatever. But like that doesn't mean she's

459
00:39:46,240 --> 00:39:51,040
not shooting up in the fucking when he's not around. Like she's just her job is to occupy

460
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:58,640
that home and fuck him. So like what else is there to do but drugs? Fuck me. So, uh,

461
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:04,880
okay. They've said the word king of the avenue too many fucking times by this point. I will

462
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:10,040
give you that. They really hammer in how important it is to be king of the avenue and I hate

463
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:14,480
that it's called king of the avenue, which was like something else. Just like king, just

464
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:21,000
like your king or whatever. But even that. Big Rames is my dad. Big Rames is my daddy

465
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:29,720
and I love him. So the extreme close up on Dukie or whatever his name is, Doopey, the

466
00:40:29,720 --> 00:40:33,880
act, the king of the avenue until he isn't, but the current king, the one, the son of

467
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:39,200
the Puerto Rican guy that got murdered. What an extreme close up they put up on that guy's

468
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:44,160
face. I like the directing choice. It felt weird and up in your face. The audio mixing

469
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:50,160
is awful. Now I'm willing to believe it will get into the fact that he makes a deal with

470
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:54,160
the devil. I'm willing to believe he makes a deal with the devil. I'm willing to believe

471
00:40:54,160 --> 00:41:00,080
that you can resurrect your dead father and put a demon inside of it and have that dead

472
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:06,200
father then go make you a drug empire kingpin. I'm willing to believe all of that actually

473
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:11,800
happening. All the boot. But what I am not willing to believe is that this motherfucker

474
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:18,120
sits down after having a long day, picks up a wired PlayStation 2 controller, doesn't

475
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:24,280
hit a single start button and just starts playing the game. There is not a fucking world

476
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:28,680
in which there was just a PS2 running while this bitch was just doing whatever she was

477
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:34,000
doing. The only explanation I could think of is this bitch was in the middle of Spyro,

478
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:39,120
the dragon or tomb Raider or some shit. Pause the game. Didn't get a chance to pause the

479
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:42,200
game because he walked in, she's playing on mute because we don't hear a fucking thing

480
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:47,600
from the TV. He says, I need some fucking space. She goes, all right. And then he just

481
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:52,200
picks up and starts playing mid level Tomb Raider. And if that's the case, that's the

482
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:56,280
worst directing decision this entire fucking movie. Say what you will, it's the only thing

483
00:41:56,280 --> 00:42:00,920
that made me possibly grade it lower than I actually did, but I forgave it because of

484
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:06,440
the fact that Charlie's Angels got away with two player Final Fantasy 8 and nobody blinked

485
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:10,000
the fucking eye. And I think that was more of atrocious, but we don't need to get into

486
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:21,320
that right now. That was a long note I wrote. Yeah, I kind of thought the same about that

487
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:26,240
scene though with him picking up, like I had a really hard day. I just want to relax. Just

488
00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:31,000
got a flushed shit on my mind. Exactly. If you watch it, he just picks the controller

489
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:37,480
up and plays. Oh God, that's a bad... Also, every time he falls asleep, he just lays his

490
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:42,680
head down and he plops on his bed every time. Yeah, I like that though, the exhaustion.

491
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:46,400
I think that's the devil working on it. The devil? Well, before the devil he was sleeping

492
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:51,120
like that. No, I think the devil was working this whole time. The devil had plans from

493
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:56,440
the get go. We didn't see him working, but everything is the devil's machinations. I

494
00:42:56,440 --> 00:43:02,160
feel like we watched a different movie all the time because I did not feel like at the

495
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:07,440
end of this movie, now through the movie I kind of did, but at the end I felt like the

496
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:13,440
devil was working. There was no devil. Why? There was no dad. It was all him. It was all

497
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:17,400
him. So you think he's just an insane person? He's just insane. No, I disagree. The drugs

498
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:21,880
have made him insane and the power. I don't think he's a big drug user. He wasn't doing

499
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:27,360
a lot of drugs throughout it. He was smoking. No, I think he made a deal with the devil.

500
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:33,400
I think we take this at face value, except for that PlayStation thing. So then we get

501
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:38,120
introduced to one of the devil's bitches and I was like, who's this bitch? Because she's

502
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:42,400
just in his house. I was like, whoa, what is this? And then he turns the corner and

503
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:48,720
he meets the devil. The gay porno devil. That's what I wrote to him. Is he in gay porn? It

504
00:43:48,720 --> 00:43:55,720
just looks like a gay porno set. Oh, okay. With the terrible flame sounds in the background.

505
00:43:55,720 --> 00:43:58,680
Legit Austin right now and I wasn't going to question you for this, but I thought you

506
00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:04,760
knew him from gay porn. Oh, I thought you instantly recognized this actor. I thought

507
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:12,000
you saw him. You're like, oh, well, that's Enrico Enrico suave. Grande suave. Yeah, that's

508
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:19,320
a big bubble, dude. You don't know. So we meet the devil and he's surrounded by a harem

509
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:24,760
of drugged up women who are constantly touching him. And I think that's a really cool. Listen,

510
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:30,840
wait, not just that, but just random dudes, just random dudes behind him just walking

511
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:38,080
around. Yeah. Like zombies. Yeah. Okay. Listen, real quick. If we, if this movie had a bigger

512
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:44,600
budget and like a better, let's say visual department when it came to this kind of stuff,

513
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:50,440
what he was going for is pretty fucking cool. I like that it's a devil in a suit being very

514
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:56,000
calm, casual, like no fucking theatrics. And he's just surrounded by drugged up souls and

515
00:44:56,000 --> 00:45:00,280
like fucked up zombies in the back. I think it's cool in the middle of his living room.

516
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:05,480
I liked it. I was fully, I'll tell you this, I watched this movie at one X speed, the whole

517
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:12,000
fucking thing and loved it. I watched this at one. I slowed it down. It was at 1.5. I

518
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:17,640
put it to the editing and the audio. I turned on subtitles. Just, I was like, right. Yeah.

519
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:23,160
And like, even those were bad. Yeah. The way, way off the sub title. Which is fine. Well,

520
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:27,000
that's not fine, but that's, I'm sorry for the, well, the, the power with the devil that

521
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,880
I liked was I liked when he was like, what do you want my soul? And he's like, I got

522
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:34,680
plenty. Yeah. I wrote that down too. I've got plenty. We get thousands a day and plus

523
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:38,040
the billions that are already down here. But what I love is like, he's like, well, I don't

524
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:43,260
want to do this anymore. It's like, oh, you think you crossed the line? How do you know

525
00:45:43,260 --> 00:45:49,600
when you've crossed the line? How do you know when it's too late for us? Well, call me conservative.

526
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:55,440
But when I appear in your living room as a rule, you could probably assume you've crossed

527
00:45:55,440 --> 00:46:02,920
that line. I'm like, fuck yeah. Devil dude. That's a bad ass. That's honestly top tier,

528
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:09,000
top five portrayals of the devil in movies that I've seen so far. So understated, so

529
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:14,200
fucking cool. I would sell my soul to this dude. He doesn't want it. He just wants to

530
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:19,080
give me what I want. I believe him. And I, I'm dude, I'm this guy. I'm dirt nasty. I'm

531
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:23,560
like to save my family. Yeah. I trust you. The devil let's do this. And he wasn't a predicament.

532
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:28,740
He didn't willingly accept a deal with the devil. That's what kind of makes this like

533
00:46:28,740 --> 00:46:33,880
even better because it's one thing of a drug dealer willingly calls up the conjures, the

534
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:39,080
devil to make a deal with them. That would have been fucking retarded. This is a, the

535
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:44,560
devil approaches him when he's at his absolute most desperate situation. His family's on

536
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:48,120
the fucking line. His girlfriend's on the fucking line. It's entire empire's on the

537
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:52,640
fucking line. And the devil offers them, Hey, I'll fix everything. And I don't want anything

538
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:57,000
in return other than for you to just keep doing you like that's too good of a fucking

539
00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:02,540
offer to refuse. Like that is powerful. What a powerful performance. Love the devil. What

540
00:47:02,540 --> 00:47:07,720
that is a straight Southern black church. Honest to God. That's that when I watched this, that's

541
00:47:07,720 --> 00:47:13,160
the feeling I got. What do you mean by that? Like it's the lesson you get about what the

542
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:17,000
devil is in Southern black church when the devil approaches you. That's, that's the way

543
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:22,320
they type Southern Baptist black church is like where I went to church when I was a kid.

544
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:27,400
That's what they taught you. He doesn't come for you and offer you, he comes at your moments

545
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:33,040
of weakness, not your moments of strength. Yeah. And I think they're looking for a way

546
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:37,120
in. They played it pretty well. They played it like that. Yeah. It was a desperate situation.

547
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:44,600
So I put, Oh, then he, uh, so he has an offer on the table. He goes, the devil says, Oh,

548
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:49,240
it's up to you. You meet me at the graveyard where your dad died midnight tomorrow and

549
00:47:49,240 --> 00:47:55,280
we've got a deal. And then that day a jogger menacing jogger walks by checking out the

550
00:47:55,280 --> 00:48:01,120
dope house, makes eye contact with dirt nasty. And then he, uh, he gets the, it gets suspicious.

551
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:08,840
Right? So he, uh, Taz, his name is Taz. I keep forgetting Taz. He sees Taz and Taz,

552
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:15,640
uh, later his wife opens the door. This guy's got a fucking shotgun pointed at her head.

553
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:18,880
And then immediately the back of his, like the front of his fucking forehead blows out

554
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:24,320
because, uh, Cal is homey, his best homey who's a homey, ride or die throughout this

555
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:28,600
whole thing. Cal did nothing wrong. Cal's father was a homey the whole time. Scooter

556
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:34,600
pie. Um, like they were, they were loyal. Uh, so, uh, he shoots his dude in the back

557
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:39,240
of the head. They clean up the body. The neighbor runs over, sees all the blood. I didn't see

558
00:48:39,240 --> 00:48:42,480
nothing. I didn't see nothing. And he's going to come into play later in such a cool way,

559
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:50,400
which I love. Uh, but I love that. So why is Ving's casket above ground? He didn't have

560
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:55,000
to dig. He literally brought a crowbar, didn't bring a shovel. He brought a crowbar and popped

561
00:48:55,000 --> 00:49:00,000
it open. Is this New Orleans? They bury above ground, don't they? Yeah, they do. Uh, I

562
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:05,760
don't know. They talk about voodoo. Maybe it is. They're in Florida. More to your mouth.

563
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:11,040
Yeah. Nice guys. More to your mouth. Might be the same reason. Florida might be the same

564
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:16,800
reason. Everybody, maybe they do their thing. Okay. Oh. I don't know. Above ground. The

565
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:21,360
same swapping. I'm sure. I'm sure. Oh yeah. They did say swamp a couple of times too.

566
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:27,360
Uh, it doesn't even have information. So, oh wait, uh, trivia or nothing. Yeah. It doesn't

567
00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:32,640
really, there's not a lot on this. Yeah. It's okay. I'd say it wasn't even available on

568
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:40,560
a, well, it just like it was on peacock. Yeah. I watched it on prime. So they killed that.

569
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:47,280
So, so Ving Rhames comes, he is a demon and he's fucking awesome. This was a role Ving

570
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:54,160
Rhames was born to play, was resurrected fucking Taz's dad. He's so fucking cool with this

571
00:49:54,160 --> 00:50:02,480
dumbest name for a demon I've ever heard. Call me Deja. No. Deja who? Fuck you bitch.

572
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:08,240
Like no, I did a lot like that name. Uh, fucking awesome demon. Uh, we have the most stereotypical

573
00:50:08,240 --> 00:50:12,960
gang meeting of all time. All the heads of the family meet. You have the black, the Italian,

574
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:19,600
the I guess white, the Puerto Rican deal with the Mexicans. Yeah. They're all about to,

575
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:24,000
and they're like, you can't put a hit out on one of the bosses unless you get approval

576
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:30,640
from all the bosses. Right. And this scene, okay, this is one of the best scenes of the

577
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:35,280
movie. It's they all, so they all, uh, the, the king of the avenues, like I want this

578
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:38,720
guy fucking dead. He tried to go somewhere else, you know, to get, get his drugs. He

579
00:50:38,720 --> 00:50:44,000
has to buy it from me. That's the rules. Uh, the other, there's like three dudes that are

580
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:47,200
like, you know, going like, Hey, I don't think we should kill them. You know, like we should

581
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:51,120
talk about this. And then the king of the avenue goes, let's take a vote. And everybody

582
00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:55,360
raises it's like, who wants them alive? The three guys do the black guy, the Italian guy

583
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:59,280
and the white guy raised their hands. Cause I guess they're homies. And then, uh, they

584
00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:03,920
put their hands down. Who wants them? Uh, then who wants to put the hit out? Everyone else does.

585
00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:10,400
And then fucking bullets start flying. Re Ving rings has a goddamn AK 47 and he kills

586
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:14,560
everyone that raised their hands for the death hit for the fucking assassination hit. And

587
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:20,880
he goes, who said your vote doesn't count? And I'm like, fuck yeah. Fuck. Yeah. That is what

588
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:26,000
I'm talking about, dude. That's how you fucking clear a room full of goons and then have a

589
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:31,600
fucking bad-ass one-liner. I fucking love this movie. I fucking love this movie. I put it right

590
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:37,200
after that. I was like, fuck yes. Best movie. God damn ever. Holy shit voting scene. I fucking

591
00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:41,680
love it. I like when he makes them say, I'm a bitch ass, I'm a bitch ass. And I say, I'm a

592
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:46,240
bitch ass inward. And he said it with an a and the guy's like, I'm a bitch ass inward. And he said

593
00:51:46,240 --> 00:51:52,400
it with a hard R and I was like, he didn't ask for that. Uh, but he, uh, and then overnight Ving

594
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:58,640
Reims kills 28 fucking people. I'm like, yes. So the next one of them is the fucking, it looks

595
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:04,000
like a Batista from Dexter. You see the one guy laying on the floor in the bathroom. Oh, dokes?

596
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:08,880
No, which one's Batista? Batista is the guy with the, the fedora. Oh yeah. There's one guy like,

597
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:15,440
is that Batista? The actor? It'd have been, uh, this was 2010. We need you to play a dead guy

598
00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:22,880
for three seconds. And then, uh, he put, uh, oh, so then the next day the cops show up at Taz's

599
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:27,680
house, Taz's dope house, cause he tells his wife, he needs to go out of town. He has a perfect alibi

600
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:32,640
with her. He tells her that he's an East coast rep for a West coast sales company. So there's nowhere

601
00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:36,960
for him to go. And so, uh, he tells her, I have to go back. I have to go to the West coast when he

602
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:41,280
just goes to his dope house. He's so fucking smart. Like he's got this double light, fucking perfect.

603
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:47,520
And I respect the game and the player. Uh, and so the cops are like, where were you last night?

604
00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:51,120
There's a fucking shit load of dead bodies. We know you're a drug dealer. Like what's up. And

605
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:55,680
the neighbor comes over, I'll tell you where he was that he wouldn't turn his music down. I had to

606
00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:58,960
come over like three times and tell him to turn it off. And the cops are like, well, fuck. And then

607
00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:05,280
they leave. And the guy turns and looks at him and says, please don't, uh, please don't kill me.

608
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:09,440
Please don't kill my family or whatever. Like I did what you asked. This is where I should have

609
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:14,480
known that he was the same guy. And I'll tell you why, because being Reims was right by the door.

610
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:19,200
And there's no way that the cops wouldn't have seen him holding that gun. Right. And when the

611
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:24,400
guy, the neighbor doesn't look at being Reims, looks directly at him at Taz and says, I did

612
00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:30,160
what you asked. That's a fucking hint that if you want a mystery and a way to solve it, a good

613
00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:34,320
mystery, you should be able to solve before the end due to the clues. If you're like smart enough

614
00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:38,960
to do it. I didn't catch it this time around that. And all these people were, a lot of these people

615
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:43,120
were alive when his dad was the king of the avenue. They would have recognized him. Yeah.

616
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:47,680
Taz kind of a bad friend. Didn't tell his best friend who's like super loyal. Like, so I made

617
00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:53,680
a deal with the devil. My dad's back, but he's a demon and he killed everybody. Yeah. Um, that's

618
00:53:53,680 --> 00:54:00,720
true though. I didn't even think about it. I did think like, well, no, because I don't think the

619
00:54:00,720 --> 00:54:08,240
younger drug lord guys, the new bosses knew his dad because scooter pie would be the only one

620
00:54:08,240 --> 00:54:13,200
because, uh, being Reims died when, when, uh, homie was, when Taz was a kid. Yeah. But those

621
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:18,880
are lower that that would be the lower through. They all know each day. Yeah. I understand that,

622
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:23,120
but they wouldn't know what he looks like. They would have an idea. They would know what I'm

623
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:28,480
saying is for the, for the three bosses that remain from the, your vote, who says your vote

624
00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:33,840
doesn't get, holy shit. Now that I'm thinking about that scene from the actual, what really

625
00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:37,760
happened. Well, they show it in the flashback. I mean, they show like a, him standing there or

626
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:42,480
whatever, but like, they don't, but like, from their perspective, I never even thought about

627
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:46,720
what everything they were going through. There's a moment where at the end, where the, the black

628
00:54:46,720 --> 00:54:51,360
gang leader guy, he, the drug dealer guy, he comes over and he's scared because the other guys have

629
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:55,360
died. He's like, just put a bullet in my head, man. It's easier than what you've done. Like

630
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:59,200
then what you've done to these dudes. He's like, what are you talking about? Cause he, he doesn't

631
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:03,680
know yet, but okay. But we'll get there. Reims tells him when he kills all the boss, he says,

632
00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:08,240
now here Taz is the new king of the avenue. He doesn't say I'm the new king of the avenue.

633
00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:13,520
So like, yeah, it's always him. Yeah.

634
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:20,640
Yeah. There's some, some plotholes in this guy's first movie. There's a few plotholes.

635
00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:27,680
I like it when he goes to the meeting with the main guy, Hefe or whatever. And he's just like,

636
00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:31,520
being Reims touches his shoulder and makes him say other shit and

637
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:38,480
fucking chicken taco eating motherfuckers. Would you say fucking bologna sandwich eating

638
00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:46,080
motherfucker? I guess we all going to be some chicken taco eating. That line was funny.

639
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:49,920
You'll be having chicken tacos. Did you step over the cord to hand that to him? Okay.

640
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:58,720
Yeah. Where were we? His friend with the kid and play here. Oh, cow.

641
00:55:58,720 --> 00:56:06,160
He didn't play here. He was fucking two chicks. That was pretty cool.

642
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:11,920
Oh yeah. That's where I wrote 44 minutes, 20 seconds. That's where I, yeah, Michael.

643
00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:19,120
What's with this kid's accent? This kid's got a fucking accent. All of the accents in this movie

644
00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:24,640
were bad. They were all bad. No, but the kids got like a foreign from another country accent.

645
00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:30,080
And I beat, I won the basketball game and you were like, where did you come from? Hello, papa.

646
00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:35,520
Maybe, maybe, maybe that's the twist is that his wife cheated on him and found out his son

647
00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:40,080
wasn't his. What the dude fucked, fucked her so hard. The kid came out with an accent.

648
00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:47,440
I don't think that's how it worked. Literally nature versus nurture one, like nature fucking.

649
00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:53,360
You're always on the west coast for your east coast company. Yeah. The kid was just thrown in

650
00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:57,680
front of like Peppa Pig, like a weird version of Peppa Pig. Why do you think he's so good at

651
00:56:57,680 --> 00:57:05,200
basketball when he doesn't have his dad around? That was not a racist joke. Anyone could teach

652
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:11,760
a kid to play basketball. I'm just going to let that hang there. Oh, so he gets in his car. He's

653
00:57:11,760 --> 00:57:19,280
like, I want to listen to some white boy music. Hip hop's dead. I'm like, hot take, hot take dude.

654
00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:26,160
Dude. But okay. You're literally dirt nasty saying hip hop's dead. Yeah. He's got a huge,

655
00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:32,960
I don't know if he had to hit up by then. He probably did. But then I was the whole time,

656
00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:37,920
I'm thinking Cal better not betray Taz. He's not giving me any indication that he would.

657
00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:41,840
Like they seem pretty rock solid, but I was kind of getting the vibe that the movie was sort of

658
00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:47,920
pushing sort of the narrative that he might betray him. But we find out that he didn't. Okay.

659
00:57:47,920 --> 00:57:55,920
Then we meet the most intimidating motherfucker I've ever seen on camera. That black dude that

660
00:57:55,920 --> 00:58:00,800
bumps into Cal and stops him and gives him immediate up in your face shit covered in fucking

661
00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:06,560
tats, head to toe, shirtless. And he goes, they call me homicide. And I'm like, dude, I would never

662
00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:13,600
fuck with this guy. This guy, this guy, everything about this guy scares me, dude. He's like, he's

663
00:58:13,600 --> 00:58:18,240
intimidating, dude. He gives off that fucking dangerous attitude. Actors been in nothing else.

664
00:58:18,240 --> 00:58:22,720
He's been like two other things. I'm like, why? Why not use him to scare everybody all the time?

665
00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:28,800
He's so good. He's also got bars on his teeth. He's like, I ain't bragging. I'm a fucking dragon.

666
00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:33,840
You don't want to fuck with me. Got my nine in this bitch. And they're about to feel it.

667
00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:38,080
And we're fury. Is that a real song or did he make that up? I think that's just him. Like, bro,

668
00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:43,040
if he made that up, why is that not? This is classified. You just did a great job with that,

669
00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:50,000
by the way. This is classified as a trap movie. And it's funny that they have this guy who's got

670
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:54,400
bars. I think he probably improvised that or maybe he was a rapper himself. Maybe that's why he's not

671
00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:59,360
in so much stuff. No, I looked him up Google, but that party that they're at, he does the big

672
00:58:59,360 --> 00:59:04,480
speech and then they party. And then it just like cuts to like B roll footage from someone's rap

673
00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:11,680
video. It's just, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I said, I hate this dancing fourth wall break that they do

674
00:59:11,680 --> 00:59:15,520
in the middle of the fucking movie. Okay. Yeah. There's a point where there's a party going on.

675
00:59:15,520 --> 00:59:22,640
We meet homicide, shit gets tense. And then, um, to, as a segue to, I guess, signify time passing,

676
00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:29,600
they decided to do a music video for a 2000s rap music, rap artists, where they straight up look

677
00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:36,800
into the camera's soul as they're dancing. And when I say they, it's not a bunch of chicks dancing.

678
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:44,960
It's like a chick dancing with two dudes on each side of her, just kind of like, just sort of rap,

679
00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:49,200
rap movement as they're staring at the cameras. So uncomfortable. The audio wasn't great. So I

680
00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:52,800
couldn't tell if they were actually rapping. That's why I said it's like B roll footage

681
00:59:52,800 --> 01:00:00,400
from someone's rap video. Yeah. Not great. Uh, then that's the homicide walking back to his car.

682
01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:05,600
After he breaks a bottle over. Oh yeah. Cal does break a bottle over. That was fucking awesome,

683
01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:11,040
dude. He smacked, smashes the bottle. And then the guy, the, the, the black drug dealer guy who

684
01:00:12,160 --> 01:00:16,960
homicide was with that's his boy. He comes up and starts kicking the shit out of him. Like who,

685
01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:20,640
who the fuck, you know, like why the fuck you messing with this shit? Like, and I love that,

686
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:24,400
dude. I love that he immediately had the Kings back. That's a good general, man. He gets,

687
01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:29,200
you'll stop on his own homey to protect the King. Right? Like that's, that's what it's about.

688
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:34,400
I want you guys to remember that when I'm the fucking King, maybe this movie is so important

689
01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:38,960
because I I'm trying to demonstrate to you guys what fucking loyalty is and what I need from you

690
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:44,640
guys moving forward. Listen, this movie's fucking changed me. All right. This is no longer fried

691
01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:52,160
rice podcast. We smoke weed and blah, blah, blah. No, no, we push drugs now. Yeah. You want drugs.

692
01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:57,040
You find us. We've got the hard shit. I know heroin production. I got a bunch of chicks in

693
01:00:57,040 --> 01:01:01,920
bikinis. So, you know, they're not stealing and so warehouse somewhere. Well, we, we record these on

694
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:09,920
Friday. So I don't want to be here when you get rated for saying that also like how they kill that

695
01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:15,760
guy. Put a bag over his head and then stab him in the fucking face. No, I put plastic bag over the

696
01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:25,440
head. Oh, nice. They're poking holes for air. Just satire and comedy, satire and comedy. No,

697
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:30,160
but honestly, I don't think it's okay. I don't get satire from this. I think this was an honest

698
01:01:30,160 --> 01:01:34,960
effort. This podcast is satire. Oh yeah. Oh, I got you. You don't go to jail. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

699
01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:41,440
Damn it, Cal. Why'd you do that? He was a bitch. This is so not convincing. He was a bitch. He was

700
01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:46,160
a bitch. And then it's like, we'll take care of the body. Go put in the smoke. Man. It's like,

701
01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:53,440
just like a thing they got to do. I fucking love it. So then it cuts into the two generals, the

702
01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:59,520
two white guys, if you, well, white and Italian. Now that's a debate for another time. I don't

703
01:01:59,520 --> 01:02:04,320
think it is. I think that it's all Caucasian, but I know that Italians for a long time weren't

704
01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:08,720
considered white. I know when they came to this country, Irish and Italian were treated like

705
01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:13,200
second-class citizens, which is so crazy to me because the world we live in now where it just

706
01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:17,200
seems like, oh, you're Italian, Irish, you're German. Like who gives a shit? It's like, you're

707
01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:23,120
just a Caucasian white person. If you are, like you care about skin color at all. I just listened

708
01:02:23,120 --> 01:02:31,760
to George Carlin. Yeah. He was just talking about like, yeah, we need less labels, right? Like less,

709
01:02:31,760 --> 01:02:36,720
like it's good to have an identity, but the more labels we put on things. George Wallace said that

710
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:43,440
was because they were going to get outnumbered otherwise. That whites, eventually, if they kept

711
01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:49,440
every group as a minority, they would become outnumbered. They had to bring in other semi-white

712
01:02:49,440 --> 01:02:55,520
groups to them. Otherwise, if you really break it down, there's not that many white people.

713
01:02:55,520 --> 01:03:01,920
You start taking out the Italians, start taking out the Irish, start taking out, it becomes way

714
01:03:01,920 --> 01:03:09,600
bigger than the white people back then. Wallace, Wallace Shawn once said, inconceivable. I believe

715
01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:17,040
Mike, he was there. Wallace and Gromit once said, I don't know what they say, but it's clay. So I'm

716
01:03:17,040 --> 01:03:21,920
assuming. You don't know who George Wallace is. William Wallace said, freedom. Yeah, I was about

717
01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:27,680
to do a William Wallace. Thanks, Brendan. Thank you. I don't, I know who Marcel is.

718
01:03:27,680 --> 01:03:31,680
I knew George Wallace was. Oh God, I was trying to think of a Marcel Wallace quote too. That was

719
01:03:31,680 --> 01:03:36,160
the fourth one. I love you guys. For those who don't know, George Wallace was a black comedian in

720
01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:40,240
the sixties and seventies. No, I think I do know who he is. I was just giving you a hard time.

721
01:03:40,240 --> 01:03:45,040
Once I heard Wallace, I thought of, I've thought of like three or four Wallace's immediately trying

722
01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:53,760
to think of quotes. That was fun. Thanks guys. So then it cuts to time passes. He's just kind of

723
01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:58,640
chilling. I don't know if that's when he goes on his like 30 day like vacation with his family or

724
01:03:58,640 --> 01:04:02,480
whatever, but, oh, that was before, but anyway, he's spending more time with his family. He's

725
01:04:02,480 --> 01:04:07,360
letting Cal take more control of the business. And then he's sitting in his car. He's just kind of

726
01:04:07,360 --> 01:04:14,800
getting ready to go to drug work and, and the black drug, the black drug dealers, Brendan,

727
01:04:14,800 --> 01:04:18,160
the one who was at the party, you kick the shit out of homicide and all that stuff. He's been a

728
01:04:18,160 --> 01:04:25,600
general loyal friend voted for him to stay alive. He comes up drunk as a skunk with the most water

729
01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:31,280
I've ever seen on a person's face. He was the most sweaty human being that there's ever been. You

730
01:04:31,280 --> 01:04:36,080
could have taken that man and you know, that Japanese game where they have to jump through

731
01:04:36,080 --> 01:04:40,800
those specific holes, pick a hole, throw him through it. He slides through. He's so slick with

732
01:04:40,800 --> 01:04:46,160
sweat. This man, if he just, he was bald and slick with sweat, there's no way you can't just

733
01:04:46,160 --> 01:04:51,040
shove this man into where you need him to go. I'm not, don't quote me on that. That's not what I,

734
01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:59,040
that shouldn't be a quote. He was wetter than the guy that fucking X-Men he washes up on the shore.

735
01:04:59,040 --> 01:05:04,000
Oh, he was wetter than that Senator from the first X-Men movie after becoming a mutant.

736
01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:09,520
His whole power is to kind of become ish water. Cause when he turned into water and that's how he

737
01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:15,360
dies. He turns into water the whole time. Sort of. But I would like to think you say he dies.

738
01:05:15,360 --> 01:05:20,720
I thought he died. I mean, no, I think he turned into water. I think he's, he exists in billions

739
01:05:20,720 --> 01:05:26,320
of particles across the, I think right now. He turned into like a blue goop and just disintegrate.

740
01:05:26,320 --> 01:05:31,120
Yeah. Well you say disintegrate, evaporate. Evaporate. My thought is the Senator lives inside all of us.

741
01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:37,120
That character from X-Men canonically. He peed on a little Senator every day. They're just the,

742
01:05:37,120 --> 01:05:43,440
yeah, exactly. His particles. There's a cloud with a little bit of that Senator floating over Wisconsin

743
01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:51,200
right now. I think we're safe. We're safe from him out here. Yeah, we're safe. So then it, okay.

744
01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:57,120
So then he comes up, he's got a gun in his hand and he's like, oh, fucking kill me, man. And the guy,

745
01:05:57,120 --> 01:06:01,200
and Taz gets out, grabs him. He's like, what the fuck are you talking about, man? Takes the gun from

746
01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:05,440
coming to my house with a gun, talking about killing people. What's up, man? And the guy goes,

747
01:06:05,440 --> 01:06:08,720
you might as well fucking put a bullet in my head. You know, you're going to kill everybody else.

748
01:06:08,720 --> 01:06:13,840
He's like, what are you talking about? And then he explains, fuck, if you sliced one dude. So now

749
01:06:13,840 --> 01:06:19,440
that I remember that he's Italian, he slices the Italian dude's face off on an Italian sandwich

750
01:06:19,440 --> 01:06:26,000
meat cutter, meat slicer. Holy shit was that gross. Well, first off, just the quick image they show.

751
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:32,320
I was like, but then later they show it. They show the slices coming off. I'm like, oh yeah,

752
01:06:32,320 --> 01:06:36,320
we're going to have the guts to be fucking bold, fucking King of the Avenue. I fucking love this

753
01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:43,200
movie. And then the other guy gets the, oh shit, oh poison, which I thought was a little lackluster.

754
01:06:43,760 --> 01:06:53,360
But then Ving Rhames shows up and quote unquote, takes a drill, power drill and drills the fucking

755
01:06:53,360 --> 01:06:59,520
dude, the black dude in the neck and mouth. Oh, stick your tongue out, stick your tongue out.

756
01:06:59,520 --> 01:07:05,040
It's like such a weird scene. I'm like, why? Yeah. Why is he grabbing his tongue? Why? Why is

757
01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:09,280
what's so important about the tongue? Do we miss, is there a deleted scene? Stick your tongue out.

758
01:07:09,840 --> 01:07:13,840
Stick your tongue out. Stick your tongue out. Stick your tongue out. He had a weird face.

759
01:07:14,480 --> 01:07:18,000
I put stick your tongue out times three for some reason. My mom walked out

760
01:07:18,800 --> 01:07:22,800
in the living room during that part. What the fuck are you watching? Well, you missed the ending.

761
01:07:22,800 --> 01:07:29,840
Uh, so then, uh, then we get the twist, the big hits home twist that I didn't see coming.

762
01:07:29,840 --> 01:07:34,800
Honestly, I was so invested in this fucking movie, did not see it coming. He is being

763
01:07:34,800 --> 01:07:40,880
raised being raised. No. Okay. I know you guys are, I think the devil actually existed. I do think

764
01:07:40,880 --> 01:07:47,520
that, uh, he went and exhumed the body of his father. And I think that a demon came out and

765
01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:52,480
possessed him and made him think that his father was the possession. He, he definitely exhumed the

766
01:07:52,480 --> 01:07:56,960
body because his wife called him and was like, someone dug up your dad's grave and instantly

767
01:07:56,960 --> 01:08:01,600
without missing a beat was like, why aren't you saying anything? You haven't given me a chance to

768
01:08:01,600 --> 01:08:09,600
respond. I like the perspective of you notice when the wife's being a bitch for no particular

769
01:08:09,600 --> 01:08:14,400
reason. I'm just saying, I'm just saying that was a funny, I'm not married, so I wouldn't pick up on

770
01:08:14,400 --> 01:08:19,520
those like married things. But it's like, your dad got kidnapped. Why didn't you say anything?

771
01:08:19,520 --> 01:08:25,680
Instantly. Why didn't you respond? Hey, why haven't you said hi back? I like that shot,

772
01:08:25,680 --> 01:08:33,440
where it's like Cal, Scooterpie and Taz. They're at that like kind of meetup spot and Cal's walking

773
01:08:34,560 --> 01:08:39,760
towards that guy. And then he does that like spin move, grabs his arm and shoots them. Cool. Fuck

774
01:08:39,760 --> 01:08:46,560
yeah. Really cool kill. Fuck yeah. So yeah, the it's the Mexican drug dealer guy who feels like

775
01:08:46,560 --> 01:08:53,200
he's raised the price on them. And Cal meets up with him and he meets the Mexican dudes general.

776
01:08:54,000 --> 01:09:01,520
And it's really one of the coolest like walk by turnaround shoot duels like modern date. It's like

777
01:09:01,520 --> 01:09:06,960
a modern day quick duel. And it was fucking dope. I agree. That was a really well done shot. Like

778
01:09:06,960 --> 01:09:12,320
the director who did this, it's like there's potential. He shouldn't be directing. He should

779
01:09:12,320 --> 01:09:20,560
be either cinematographer or action coordinator or like story guy or something like that. Like

780
01:09:20,560 --> 01:09:24,880
put him in the room where he could give you ideas and then have someone a little with a little bit

781
01:09:24,880 --> 01:09:31,600
more control like over what they want. Like a like more of a perfectionist, I would say, because this

782
01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:35,360
guy I think is a little sloppy with some of the things he did. But that could have been intentional.

783
01:09:35,360 --> 01:09:40,080
Maybe in budget too. It could also be budget. I'm wondering, I'm wondering if he only wrote that part

784
01:09:40,080 --> 01:09:47,520
and then someone else wrote the whole slice fucking Cal stomach open. And then his dad finds him and

785
01:09:47,520 --> 01:09:50,960
shoots himself. And I'm like, the cops are going to get here to the scene and be like, what the

786
01:09:50,960 --> 01:09:56,960
fuck? There's just like a dude dead in the street and then a father and son like sitting like they're

787
01:09:56,960 --> 01:10:03,440
like they were taking a family photo together. Now I will say the slicing open the stomach

788
01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:08,800
was heart wrenching because he realizes he just killed his best friend. But when the dad comes

789
01:10:08,800 --> 01:10:16,240
over and sees the body and puts the gun in his head, they linger. It's the timing of that is so

790
01:10:17,200 --> 01:10:24,080
fucking strong. It's like he picks the gun up, he puts it under his chin, and then he just like

791
01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:31,680
sits there for like a beat for like maybe if maybe five full seconds of just like maybe thinking

792
01:10:31,680 --> 01:10:34,960
about it. He doesn't think he takes a breath and then just fucking pop and you see it. It doesn't

793
01:10:34,960 --> 01:10:40,480
pull away. If you see the fucking shot, you see his body fucking crumple. Holy shit. That alone

794
01:10:40,480 --> 01:10:45,920
that alone is a fucking powerful scene with the timing on it. It's a little off. I just what do

795
01:10:45,920 --> 01:10:51,840
you mean on the the actual. Oh, sure. Again, that's just a budget thing. Yeah. Suspensive disbelief

796
01:10:51,840 --> 01:10:58,560
for me. Budget and acting. OK, maybe a little acting. If this was redone, I would want a

797
01:10:58,560 --> 01:11:03,760
reboot of this movie more than almost any movie I've ever. This will be done with a budget and

798
01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:10,080
with actors, better actors. Sure. And well, Ving Rhames has to come back. Ving Rhames is.

799
01:11:10,080 --> 01:11:16,640
Except he's a grandpa. Grandpa. Is he alive? No, he's 38. No. Is Ving Rhames alive? Yes.

800
01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:24,640
OK, I know he's older, but OK, so then we have that intense suicide. So he comes back.

801
01:11:24,640 --> 01:11:31,440
So then he's fucked up, covered in blood, goes home, crashes his car, a body's hanging out of

802
01:11:31,440 --> 01:11:38,320
the trunk. His neighbor runs over. Oh, hey, Taz. Then runs away. Love that. So she was into him

803
01:11:38,320 --> 01:11:42,240
because the way she says she's like, oh, hey, Taz. And then she fucks off. He runs inside.

804
01:11:42,240 --> 01:11:48,000
He tells his wife, fuck it. Everything, everything, everything. Hey, I'm a drug dealer.

805
01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:54,560
I killed a shitload of people. I'm cheating on you. I've got a dope house. Like just a dump.

806
01:11:54,560 --> 01:12:00,000
Oh, and I'm probably going to kill you right now. You should fuck off. Please leave. I'm insane.

807
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:04,720
I'm going to kill you. And then and then right when he says this, Ving Rhames himself is going,

808
01:12:05,600 --> 01:12:09,680
you shouldn't have told her that because now she knows everything. And in order to keep you as the

809
01:12:09,680 --> 01:12:14,640
king, I got to kill you. I should do the Ving Rhames voice the whole time. Yeah, you shouldn't

810
01:12:14,640 --> 01:12:21,360
you should have told her that. Now I got to kill you. It's not bad. It's OK. But he's way better

811
01:12:21,360 --> 01:12:28,800
at it than me, obviously. Way better. Yeah. And then so I said, yeah, damn, he really laid it all

812
01:12:28,800 --> 01:12:35,040
out there. And then the worst mom of the fucking decade award goes to the bitch that doesn't just

813
01:12:35,040 --> 01:12:41,280
take her son's son, her son's hand immediately and fuck off as far away from that house as she

814
01:12:41,280 --> 01:12:47,360
can. Instead, she goes, what are you talking about? Please tell me what's going on. And then

815
01:12:47,360 --> 01:12:52,000
you're breaking my heart. You're going down a path I can't follow. And then it cuts to him in the

816
01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:59,280
kitchen going swing low swing, hold the butcher knife. And she's in the kitchen with them going,

817
01:13:00,880 --> 01:13:06,480
please, please. And he's like, I'm going to fucking kill you. It's like it's the end of the shining

818
01:13:06,480 --> 01:13:14,960
and she has no urgency whatsoever. So she finally goes five feet outside the door of her front door.

819
01:13:14,960 --> 01:13:20,480
Great. Good for you, bitch. But there's a bunch of police officers pointing guns, right, at him.

820
01:13:20,480 --> 01:13:29,040
He stands out there. And then they he thinks I think I think he thinks about it for a second,

821
01:13:29,040 --> 01:13:33,600
everything that he's done, everything that's going on. He raises the butcher knife. They load them

822
01:13:33,600 --> 01:13:38,240
full of bullets, which is weird because like, what was he going to do with the butcher throw it?

823
01:13:39,120 --> 01:13:44,160
He's going to make throw it. That's how it works. No, but throw exactly looking for excuse anyway.

824
01:13:44,160 --> 01:13:49,120
No, I well, OK. I mean, that's a tough position. I don't know if every cop's looking for a reason,

825
01:13:49,120 --> 01:13:54,800
but I do think that if there's a guy covered in blood, dead body in the trunk, terrified family

826
01:13:54,800 --> 01:14:00,160
running outside, butcher knife in hand comes out to the front door and then he raises the blade.

827
01:14:00,160 --> 01:14:04,560
Yeah, I think probable cause. And I'm sure I don't blame any of those brave police officers,

828
01:14:04,560 --> 01:14:09,520
the blood trail of bodies. I mean, they did. They're about to see how many other people he killed.

829
01:14:11,600 --> 01:14:15,520
Yeah. Yeah. So by the time they get there, like, oh, this is the fucking guy. He's covered in blood.

830
01:14:15,520 --> 01:14:21,440
Yeah, he's got at least 30 something people on his on his on his count. One of the most successful,

831
01:14:21,440 --> 01:14:26,240
if we're talking slasher movies, if this were a slasher movie, one of the most successful,

832
01:14:26,240 --> 01:14:30,000
he killed a lot more than Freddie, a lot more than Jason. I mean, if we're talking per movie,

833
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:34,320
like if there was a secret, there were sequels to this, re continued his trend of being being

834
01:14:34,320 --> 01:14:40,640
Reims and killing people, then like he would have a good body count. But what did you just say before?

835
01:14:40,640 --> 01:14:47,840
Body count. Oh, I admire this movie's restraint not to have the police officer that shows up

836
01:14:47,840 --> 01:14:52,640
be the same detective that showed up at his house. That would be unrealistic because the detective

837
01:14:52,640 --> 01:14:59,200
showing up to ask questions is one thing straight cops just coming over to investigate an active

838
01:14:59,200 --> 01:15:03,840
crime scene is something completely different. But you know, there be movies out there that have

839
01:15:03,840 --> 01:15:08,720
absolutely broken that fucking Cardinal sin by because because they're like, yeah, I gotta have

840
01:15:08,720 --> 01:15:13,760
fucking the cop that has been in this that's been this whole hero this whole time show up at this

841
01:15:13,760 --> 01:15:20,480
particular moment, right? Or whatever. So I think this movie is more realistic. This movie about a

842
01:15:20,480 --> 01:15:27,600
guy who can just pick up a fucking PlayStation 2 controller at the fucking drop of a hat and just

843
01:15:27,600 --> 01:15:33,760
play the middle of a fucking game. You think a movie this unrealistic can fucking at least follow

844
01:15:33,760 --> 01:15:40,160
that fucking rule you pieces of shit Hollywood fucking bitches. This is 2010 the PS3 was out.

845
01:15:40,880 --> 01:15:46,080
Yeah, but he doesn't he couldn't afford a PS3. No, he could afford anything he wants. Mike,

846
01:15:46,080 --> 01:15:51,040
he could get a prototype PS4 by that point. But the point of it is he didn't buy that PlayStation

847
01:15:51,040 --> 01:15:56,080
2 for himself. He bought it for his chick. His chick obviously is not a gamer. Someone didn't

848
01:15:56,080 --> 01:16:00,720
finish the game. She just left it blank. Well, actually, a real gamer would just leave it because

849
01:16:00,720 --> 01:16:04,800
some games need to be left if you can't save there's no save point or whatever. But I would

850
01:16:04,800 --> 01:16:10,160
say that just chicks that hot genuinely aren't generally art games. I did that for San Andreas.

851
01:16:10,880 --> 01:16:15,360
I didn't have a memory card yet. I was playing it and I had to I went to school. I just left

852
01:16:15,360 --> 01:16:19,600
CJ standing there didn't pause it or anything. And I got home. CJ's all skinny and dying.

853
01:16:20,560 --> 01:16:26,880
Maybe it was an idle RPG game. Oh, I know. Idle RPG games are perfect to leave running. Yeah.

854
01:16:26,880 --> 01:16:31,040
What are we arguing about right now? We're saying that's why he could just pick it up and play it.

855
01:16:32,400 --> 01:16:38,400
No, not 2010. Not on a PlayStation controller. Not wired to something on his TV. He didn't just

856
01:16:38,400 --> 01:16:42,480
look up and start playing it. You don't play an idle RPG game. You click an idle RPG game.

857
01:16:43,920 --> 01:16:50,320
And I know you know that the last shot is the devil. That's a chef's kiss on a fucking perfect

858
01:16:50,320 --> 01:16:58,160
five out of five movie. Okay, no, no, no. I've laid out my case as to why I absolutely fucking

859
01:16:58,160 --> 01:17:04,240
love this movie. If you guys want to argue that it's not it's low budget. It's not well done in

860
01:17:04,240 --> 01:17:09,680
the sense of like acting or special effects or sound or whatever the fuck every piece of a movie

861
01:17:09,680 --> 01:17:14,720
other than the story. The story itself is what you love. And I agree with you. I think it could

862
01:17:14,720 --> 01:17:20,720
have been a great movie. I enjoy not a great movie. I know because all those things other than the

863
01:17:20,720 --> 01:17:25,200
sound mixing. I think the sound mixing got to me a little bit but honestly all those other little

864
01:17:25,200 --> 01:17:32,960
mistakes make it just such a enjoyable experience. I had such a good time watching this movie.

865
01:17:32,960 --> 01:17:39,920
It's not often they use cough cough one ranger cough cough. Some of you bring something that I

866
01:17:39,920 --> 01:17:46,000
like. A lot of the time it's it's it's other things. That's what I'm saying. One ranger.

867
01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:55,200
Someone just brings me a not a western. And I'm forced to watch a not a western for two hours.

868
01:17:55,920 --> 01:18:00,560
This was a clean one hour and 22 minutes. It got everything I needed it to get done.

869
01:18:00,560 --> 01:18:07,600
Ving Rhames killed 30 something people making him the most notorious murderer in any horror movie

870
01:18:07,600 --> 01:18:14,320
that I've ever seen. If you change the fucking music on this and showed it in a different order.

871
01:18:14,320 --> 01:18:18,320
You could do this as a horror for sure. If you did this a little memento status and changed the

872
01:18:18,320 --> 01:18:22,560
editing up a little bit you have a masterpiece on your foot. Well I still think you do. A plus five

873
01:18:22,560 --> 01:18:28,720
out of five. They did this with 2.5 million dollars. That's all they have. And it's apparent.

874
01:18:30,240 --> 01:18:36,560
Well I see every dollar spent in love. The more you talk I was like fuck everyone's going to hate

875
01:18:36,560 --> 01:18:40,800
this movie when I rewatched it because I picked this movie because I saw it when I was like like

876
01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:44,800
when it came out me and my friend loved this movie and I haven't watched it since. And then I watched

877
01:18:44,800 --> 01:18:50,000
it again. I'm like oh like everyone's going to shit on me. I mean I already know Mike's going to

878
01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:55,040
shit on me. But I thought everyone did it. Then you just are fucking look. I feel it. I was like

879
01:18:55,040 --> 01:18:59,760
cool. And he's on my side. But then the more the more that you love it. I'm just like oh I think he

880
01:18:59,760 --> 01:19:06,720
fucking hates me. He's just fucking sarcastic. He's just going to be a dick to me. Some kind of a back twist coming.

881
01:19:09,040 --> 01:19:14,800
Like Battlefield Earth. Like everyone hated it. And you're like oh I thought it was so fucking great

882
01:19:14,800 --> 01:19:19,680
Austin. Thank you for picking the greatest worst place comedy of all time Austin. Here's the thing.

883
01:19:21,120 --> 01:19:25,840
You guys think these are these these huge sarcastic character bits that I'm having.

884
01:19:25,840 --> 01:19:30,480
Nope. My two favorite movies we watched on this fucking podcast have been Battlefield Earth

885
01:19:31,120 --> 01:19:35,760
and King of the Avenue. I'm still not gonna. You've fucking nailed it Austin.

886
01:19:37,200 --> 01:19:44,800
You've crushed it so far. With the choices. I mean no. I honestly genuinely love this.

887
01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:49,760
I know everything I say sounds sarcastic right now. If anyone has seen this movie

888
01:19:49,760 --> 01:19:55,760
everything you're saying would make no sense. Fucking light up a joint. Watch this movie and enjoy it.

889
01:19:55,760 --> 01:20:02,480
Okay maybe I just wasn't smoking strong enough because I was smoking what I got from our buddies.

890
01:20:03,920 --> 01:20:08,960
What the wife say? The wife left after. She left you?

891
01:20:08,960 --> 01:20:18,640
I can't do this anymore. She watched about probably the first 30 minutes and then she was done.

892
01:20:20,160 --> 01:20:26,080
It's a strong 30 minutes though. Yeah it was the first 20 was good and then it got bad and she left.

893
01:20:26,880 --> 01:20:32,560
Where did it get bad? I think we need to add that as a segment. It feels like it felt like a cosmic

894
01:20:32,560 --> 01:20:37,120
punishment for sneaking into a double feature at some point in my life. I felt like I was being

895
01:20:37,120 --> 01:20:46,000
punished when I watched this movie. Why? Because it's so poorly made. The story is good but they

896
01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:54,160
took a good story and just destroyed it. There's there is that acting is bad. The special effects

897
01:20:54,160 --> 01:21:03,120
are bad. The oh my the planes the devil were bad. It was just bad. Everything was bad about this movie

898
01:21:03,120 --> 01:21:10,000
other than the base storyline. You're right the base storyline is good. The movie around the story

899
01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:20,880
sucked in every possible way of movie making. I disagree to say the least.

900
01:21:23,600 --> 01:21:30,480
I think that when somebody pours their heart and fucking soul into a project and they're only given

901
01:21:30,480 --> 01:21:35,760
2.5 million dollars and it shows every fucking dollar being spent with love Michael I think

902
01:21:35,760 --> 01:21:43,280
maybe you can cut them some fucking slack on a couple of special effects things okay. The acting

903
01:21:43,280 --> 01:21:49,280
was not bad. What do you think drug addicts act like Mike? They act like what we just saw.

904
01:21:49,280 --> 01:22:05,440
I think they act like us. Satire comedy. I think he acted like a trap king dude. I've worked in a

905
01:22:05,440 --> 01:22:13,440
trap house once like a weed one for a dispensary in California and that's that vibe dude. It's that

906
01:22:13,440 --> 01:22:19,440
drug dealing life even though it was a legal dispensary the one I worked at but still you

907
01:22:19,440 --> 01:22:29,280
get that trap house mentality. That's still the trap inside of me. You can leave the trap but the

908
01:22:29,280 --> 01:22:37,520
trap never leaves you. I think that's the first time I've heard somebody that worked in the medical

909
01:22:37,520 --> 01:22:44,000
marijuana industry as a trap house. Well I worked at the one place that was a fucking trap house dude.

910
01:22:44,560 --> 01:22:49,840
The way this setup worked was that the guy would just rent out apartments. No he would like rent

911
01:22:49,840 --> 01:22:57,680
apartments in cushy rich luxury areas and then that's where we would operate out of. So when I

912
01:22:57,680 --> 01:23:03,920
say legal I do mean it was a company I worked for and got a paycheck from so I'm assuming that's on

913
01:23:03,920 --> 01:23:09,120
the books but otherwise it was just we had refrigerators full of edibles and wax and we

914
01:23:09,120 --> 01:23:15,280
had cabinets full of flour and we would just pack and go. I kind of want to write a book after all

915
01:23:15,280 --> 01:23:20,560
the books I've been reading and after watching this movie I think I want to find like a way to

916
01:23:20,560 --> 01:23:25,120
get the rights to like the story from this movie and just write just write King of the Avenue.

917
01:23:25,120 --> 01:23:30,560
Make it better. Now listen we we talk a lot about making sequels to things. This doesn't need one

918
01:23:30,560 --> 01:23:35,840
unless we're continuing the. No no I just want to tell the same exact movie but in a book. I agree.

919
01:23:35,840 --> 01:23:40,800
That way Michael can't say shit about it. Right because then I can imagine it's all the writing.

920
01:23:40,800 --> 01:23:47,520
The paper it was written to Austin what the fuck. I mean but I think we could I think this is the

921
01:23:47,520 --> 01:23:54,320
first movie that I think I'll argue for a reboot other than a remake or a

922
01:23:54,320 --> 01:24:00,720
or sorry remake or reboot other than a sequel. I agree with that. Unless the goal of the sequel

923
01:24:00,720 --> 01:24:05,360
is Ving Rhames serial killer but it doesn't work anymore. It could be Ving Rhames though you could

924
01:24:05,360 --> 01:24:10,240
the only way to do it would be to have Ving Rhames the devil come it could be the same devil

925
01:24:10,240 --> 01:24:14,640
and Ving Rhames being his person that he just puts in the different now it's his son.

926
01:24:14,640 --> 01:24:25,040
Oh and then grandpa comes in and Taz. Taz. Oh both. Yeah they both want to serve earth people.

927
01:24:26,960 --> 01:24:32,560
I mean that could be cool. No but a remake would be what I want. A remake yes this movie does scream

928
01:24:32,560 --> 01:24:38,720
for a well like if if we had to dream cast this. If we had to do a dream cast I would think

929
01:24:38,720 --> 01:24:46,480
um keeping Ving Rhames as the dad or grandpa in this case. You have to change that up a little bit

930
01:24:46,480 --> 01:24:51,040
to make it so that he's if he's if he's generation it wouldn't change the story if he was 13. If he

931
01:24:51,040 --> 01:24:55,280
can still do it though if he can't then you gotta find another. Playing that part it was a pretty

932
01:24:55,280 --> 01:25:00,080
intense. You gotta find another. The only way they could do a sequel is if the kid it's like my dad

933
01:25:00,080 --> 01:25:04,560
was a drug dealer his dad was a drug dealer I'm gonna be different than something the devil

934
01:25:04,560 --> 01:25:09,920
whatever drags him into being a drug dealer puts him at dire straits it takes advantage of him.

935
01:25:09,920 --> 01:25:18,480
I'm actually a east coast representative. I'm a west coast representative. East coast yeah. To an LA instead

936
01:25:18,480 --> 01:25:22,240
which would be more fitting because that's that's sort of what a lot of the gang stuff

937
01:25:22,240 --> 01:25:27,280
it's another place they kind of screwed up in this movie a lot of the gang stuff was pulled out of LA.

938
01:25:27,280 --> 01:25:34,640
Yeah I noticed that too. It was not really pulled out of Florida. Well is it Florida though? We

939
01:25:34,640 --> 01:25:40,640
we nailed that down. Yeah because the cops come and he's like drug dealing is illegal in the state of Florida.

940
01:25:40,640 --> 01:25:46,000
Yeah okay. So it's it's I feel like that's another just one of those things because the

941
01:25:46,000 --> 01:25:54,240
right arm's just from LA and it's what happens. Listen I'm gonna give it my rating. It's not as bad as you

942
01:25:54,240 --> 01:25:58,480
would think because like you said the story's good. Oh this is how our ratings go though. We're doing

943
01:25:58,480 --> 01:26:03,120
B through W. Okay well then our normal here in Friday Rice podcast the way that we rate movies

944
01:26:04,000 --> 01:26:08,480
except in this case it's a little different but it and normally we go from except for the one that

945
01:26:08,480 --> 01:26:16,160
gets mad if we change it. We go from a long time ago our the the godfather of our show

946
01:26:16,160 --> 01:26:23,520
Zach E improv quality he came up with the system and we hate him for it because it sucks but B through

947
01:26:23,520 --> 01:26:29,840
F because we don't watch A movies around here and then W for waste of time which we don't even have

948
01:26:29,840 --> 01:26:37,040
to talk about today but and then I already said mine which is I made a deal with the devil.

949
01:26:37,760 --> 01:26:44,560
I gave a lot to do this so you're gonna have to just accept it but it's an A plus. Okay. Your

950
01:26:44,560 --> 01:26:49,440
dad being Reigns killed 30 people so you can give it this rating. I've already said everything I got to say about this movie.

951
01:26:49,440 --> 01:26:55,600
When I wrote my written review I gave it one and a half moldy crack rocks because that's just how I do mine.

952
01:26:55,600 --> 01:27:02,800
Moldy crack rocks? Yeah one and a half moldy crack rocks because it's Florida. I put yeah five out of five Faustian deals.

953
01:27:02,800 --> 01:27:12,560
Yeah okay but and I could have been convinced maybe to go higher. Okay. But your arguments really kind of suck.

954
01:27:12,560 --> 01:27:19,680
What? So I could have been convinced to go lower too so I had two ratings written down before I ever got here.

955
01:27:19,680 --> 01:27:28,880
Okay. And I'm sticking with my first one which was a D minus. C plus. Because it's got a decent story but a horribly done movie.

956
01:27:28,880 --> 01:27:36,400
Okay. Writing your grade and then next to it in parentheses the grade you should have given it. Which is F minus. A C plus.

957
01:27:36,400 --> 01:27:45,600
You gotta be convinced. You did convince me enough to stick with the D minus because I was really torn between a D minus and an F.

958
01:27:46,480 --> 01:27:53,200
And you convinced me on the storyline enough to say well there's some redeeming qualities to it.

959
01:27:54,720 --> 01:28:05,280
C plus. D minus. I wrote it down. Austin? So I'm gonna give it a I'm just gonna give it a one out of five chicken tacos.

960
01:28:05,280 --> 01:28:14,000
Oh that's lower than mine. Yeah. Going back going yeah you tend to do that. I tend to hate movies I pick.

961
01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:25,920
So it's my face. But yeah it just it didn't hold up for me really. But the story magnificent. And there's a few good shots in there.

962
01:28:25,920 --> 01:28:37,360
You know I'll get that's an F plus Andy. Giving it an F plus. Okay. All right. F plus. The grade you should have given it.

963
01:28:37,360 --> 01:28:45,360
It's a good movie. I thought maybe Andy would convince you more than me. God Brendan this is gonna really define our friendship moving forward I feel.

964
01:28:45,360 --> 01:28:51,360
But what did you grade this movie? Any final thoughts?

965
01:28:51,360 --> 01:28:59,760
I mean yeah so yeah like everybody said the storyline was great. Like there was there was a lot of potential with this movie.

966
01:28:59,760 --> 01:29:08,880
They could have done a lot. They could have done a really good job. I think what kind of killed it a little bit for me was I every time I would see the main character I kept thinking swing away George.

967
01:29:08,880 --> 01:29:22,640
That's you know his line. That's what they would say to him in scary movie three I think it was. Signs. And I had I had to look to see which one came out first because which one did they see him in or like he would be perfect for this role.

968
01:29:22,640 --> 01:29:32,160
And they got it with scary movie first so they saw him in scary movie and were like hey I think you could play this role. And he didn't do too bad of a job.

969
01:29:32,160 --> 01:29:42,000
But a lot of the other acting was was pretty rough. So I give it a 2.5 out of 5.

970
01:29:42,000 --> 01:29:50,880
You didn't come up with a thing? That's a C. Sliced faces.

971
01:29:50,880 --> 01:29:57,520
So what's your? I feel like a D plus or a C minus. C minus D plus. C minus.

972
01:29:57,520 --> 01:30:08,400
He's about to show us how why he's the king by the way. I can feel it coming. He's about to show us why he's the king.

973
01:30:08,400 --> 01:30:20,160
So yeah I mean you got a you got a real good point there Mike because the grades I wrote down were A plus from me. C plus from Mike. C plus from Austin.

974
01:30:20,160 --> 01:30:31,600
And a B from Brandon because I really wrote down the grades you should have given it. So we're going to settle at a solid A.

975
01:30:31,600 --> 01:30:40,080
King of the Avenue officially gets an A if any of you have anything to say about it you can kiss the fucking ring.

976
01:30:40,080 --> 01:30:46,240
I like the you're wondering if our rating system means anything at all. No it means nothing at all.

977
01:30:46,240 --> 01:30:51,360
Sometimes it does. Most of the time it does unless we're all wrong.

978
01:30:51,360 --> 01:30:58,560
I like this little collection we got here where we got Steel got an S tier.

979
01:30:58,560 --> 01:31:03,680
Battlefield Earth got an M from Masterpiece. And now King of the Avenue gets an A.

980
01:31:03,680 --> 01:31:11,120
Fuck yeah it does. Those are my three full of Steel socks but Steel's from Masterpiece. Sorry it's Superior.

981
01:31:11,120 --> 01:31:16,400
That wasn't me that was your friend you brought to the podcast. Shout out to Completely Compromised.

982
01:31:16,400 --> 01:31:20,800
Oh I just listened to the last episode they said we bombed our last episode. We bombed?

983
01:31:20,800 --> 01:31:27,440
They're like yeah we had these he's like we're not doing too good on the analytics and then Jave Javin or as I call Jave Rose Haukayas.

984
01:31:27,440 --> 01:31:34,000
Because he looks like him. He's like yeah we had two fat oafs that just bombed us.

985
01:31:34,000 --> 01:31:42,720
So we did badly for their analytics. I guess so. Oh shit oh shit that's uh that's disheartening.

986
01:31:42,720 --> 01:31:51,360
But anyway how about recreational recommendations. Let me write down the time stamp 131 31 31 31 30.

987
01:31:51,360 --> 01:31:59,520
AFMF AFMF. That's not a thing. What was Rec Rec? Oh recreational recommendations.

988
01:31:59,520 --> 01:32:02,520
We have a theme song that's about to play right now.

989
01:32:02,520 --> 01:32:28,000
And uh, no we have one.

990
01:32:28,000 --> 01:32:29,000
It's pre-recorded.

991
01:32:29,000 --> 01:32:30,000
That's going to come out after.

992
01:32:30,000 --> 01:32:31,000
It's going to sound ridiculous, Mike.

993
01:32:31,000 --> 01:32:33,600
And I want to point it out right now.

994
01:32:33,600 --> 01:32:35,600
It sounded like part of John Cena's theme.

995
01:32:35,600 --> 01:32:38,600
I thought it was the beginning of Rocky.

996
01:32:38,600 --> 01:32:50,120
You guys have seen that video where that guy keeps calling that chick?

997
01:32:50,120 --> 01:32:51,120
With the John Cena?

998
01:32:51,120 --> 01:32:52,120
The radio.

999
01:32:52,120 --> 01:32:53,120
Great call.

1000
01:32:53,120 --> 01:32:54,120
John Cena.

1001
01:32:54,120 --> 01:32:55,120
Oh my god, so good.

1002
01:32:55,120 --> 01:32:58,920
Let's do a quick little recreation.

1003
01:32:58,920 --> 01:32:59,920
Anyone got anything?

1004
01:32:59,920 --> 01:33:05,320
I was on Prime and I saw Sausage Party, but it wasn't the movie.

1005
01:33:05,320 --> 01:33:10,040
There's a Sausage Party show now and it has all the original voice actors and everything.

1006
01:33:10,040 --> 01:33:12,560
It's called Sausage Party Foodopia.

1007
01:33:12,560 --> 01:33:18,160
And it starts, the story is, they killed, all the food came alive and killed everyone

1008
01:33:18,160 --> 01:33:19,160
on Earth.

1009
01:33:19,160 --> 01:33:24,320
And there's only a few people left but they have no idea how to, they don't know what

1010
01:33:24,320 --> 01:33:30,480
the fucking rain is and they're just scared as shit and the main characters split off

1011
01:33:30,480 --> 01:33:37,440
and they find a few living people and oh yeah, they're celebrating killing all the people

1012
01:33:37,440 --> 01:33:40,560
by having an orgy in the streets.

1013
01:33:40,560 --> 01:33:42,040
That's how they ended the first movie.

1014
01:33:42,040 --> 01:33:43,040
Pour gum.

1015
01:33:43,040 --> 01:33:44,040
Pour gum.

1016
01:33:44,040 --> 01:33:45,040
Oh yeah, gum.

1017
01:33:45,040 --> 01:33:47,400
Alright, let's pour one out for gum.

1018
01:33:47,400 --> 01:33:50,120
I'll probably check it out.

1019
01:33:50,120 --> 01:33:55,080
I was on my list, weirdly enough, because I can tell you right now after watching Foodopia

1020
01:33:55,080 --> 01:33:59,760
in theaters, I left going, I don't know if I'll ever watch that again.

1021
01:33:59,760 --> 01:34:01,080
I think I enjoyed it maybe.

1022
01:34:01,080 --> 01:34:02,320
Part of it was fun.

1023
01:34:02,320 --> 01:34:04,120
Did they say the juice?

1024
01:34:04,120 --> 01:34:05,320
That was weird.

1025
01:34:05,320 --> 01:34:06,800
There was some anti-Semitic shit.

1026
01:34:06,800 --> 01:34:10,160
You know what, maybe one more time and then I watched it maybe 10 years later and then

1027
01:34:10,160 --> 01:34:11,760
I was like, I think I'm done.

1028
01:34:11,760 --> 01:34:14,480
And then thank God they made a reboot with the show.

1029
01:34:14,480 --> 01:34:16,520
The show is actually better than the movie.

1030
01:34:16,520 --> 01:34:17,880
Alan watched the first episode.

1031
01:34:17,880 --> 01:34:19,720
The first episode is better than the movie.

1032
01:34:19,720 --> 01:34:20,720
They don't miss a beat.

1033
01:34:20,720 --> 01:34:25,720
We hit a Foodopia but not a remake of King of the Avenue.

1034
01:34:25,720 --> 01:34:29,880
What a fucking weird world we're living in.

1035
01:34:29,880 --> 01:34:31,880
Michael, do you have any recs?

1036
01:34:31,880 --> 01:34:33,880
Speaking of food, we've been watching MasterChef.

1037
01:34:33,880 --> 01:34:34,880
That's pretty much it.

1038
01:34:34,880 --> 01:34:35,880
I've been watching this new MasterChef.

1039
01:34:35,880 --> 01:34:36,880
The generation is kind of cool.

1040
01:34:36,880 --> 01:34:44,480
They're doing Gen X, Baby Boomer, Millennial, Zoomers.

1041
01:34:44,480 --> 01:34:47,400
And they, it's kind of cool.

1042
01:34:47,400 --> 01:34:51,920
They're doing the team thing that they were doing last year with the different regions.

1043
01:34:51,920 --> 01:34:55,080
I think Gen Z is going down.

1044
01:34:55,080 --> 01:34:56,240
There's a couple strong chefs.

1045
01:34:56,240 --> 01:35:00,640
I think there's going to be like one Gen Z or maybe one getting through the end.

1046
01:35:00,640 --> 01:35:05,560
I think we're going to get a few Millennials and I think a couple of Boomers.

1047
01:35:05,560 --> 01:35:08,440
I think X is out the window and I think the rest of Z is out the window.

1048
01:35:08,440 --> 01:35:12,520
But there's a blonde chick on Z that did a poor captaining job but she's otherwise a

1049
01:35:12,520 --> 01:35:13,520
good cook.

1050
01:35:13,520 --> 01:35:16,520
I think she's just the cutest one so I just wanted to win.

1051
01:35:16,520 --> 01:35:18,960
I think there is differences in their food.

1052
01:35:18,960 --> 01:35:20,960
It's kind of interesting.

1053
01:35:20,960 --> 01:35:24,200
Old fashioned versus bullshit.

1054
01:35:24,200 --> 01:35:25,200
Like new.

1055
01:35:25,200 --> 01:35:27,960
Like some weird smoke on a plate bullshit.

1056
01:35:27,960 --> 01:35:29,760
Like classical shit.

1057
01:35:29,760 --> 01:35:34,200
I've had some fancy shit where they do the fancy smoke on the stuff.

1058
01:35:34,200 --> 01:35:38,600
I've had an old fashioned where they brought it in like a cage that had like smoke.

1059
01:35:38,600 --> 01:35:42,680
That drinks you could, I feel like the drinks the smoke won't fuse like that pretty quickly

1060
01:35:42,680 --> 01:35:46,680
but as far as food just giving it a kiss and smoke isn't going to really do shit except

1061
01:35:46,680 --> 01:35:48,320
for the smell.

1062
01:35:48,320 --> 01:35:51,040
So it's like it will do other senses that will help.

1063
01:35:51,040 --> 01:35:52,520
It's kind of like you eat with your eyes.

1064
01:35:52,520 --> 01:35:53,520
You eat with your mouth.

1065
01:35:53,520 --> 01:35:54,520
Yeah.

1066
01:35:54,520 --> 01:35:58,560
So any taste that you should, your mind will tell you your taste.

1067
01:35:58,560 --> 01:36:02,800
I don't know the best meal I ever had though was at a restaurant that was old, old, old

1068
01:36:02,800 --> 01:36:03,800
fashioned.

1069
01:36:03,800 --> 01:36:07,560
I don't know if any exists on the west coast at all but back in Missouri there's a place

1070
01:36:07,560 --> 01:36:12,960
the fried chicken place go in and they put you at a table and they start bringing shit

1071
01:36:12,960 --> 01:36:16,200
out like literally baskets of food.

1072
01:36:16,200 --> 01:36:20,120
They put it, they seat you at a table with people you don't know.

1073
01:36:20,120 --> 01:36:23,720
It's like a big long picnic type table indoors.

1074
01:36:23,720 --> 01:36:25,080
I hate places like that.

1075
01:36:25,080 --> 01:36:28,760
And they bring you food that you would not believe the amount of food they bring.

1076
01:36:28,760 --> 01:36:31,960
It's like 12 bucks and they bring you food forever.

1077
01:36:31,960 --> 01:36:35,280
May I interject for a moment?

1078
01:36:35,280 --> 01:36:39,720
On one hand when you started describing fried chicken coming at me from every corner, it's

1079
01:36:39,720 --> 01:36:43,400
the closest I've ever been looking down at my stomach and just said I'm Homer Simpson

1080
01:36:43,400 --> 01:36:47,560
because I was literally about to go like, mmm chicken.

1081
01:36:47,560 --> 01:36:49,640
And it wasn't even like a bit.

1082
01:36:49,640 --> 01:36:50,880
That wasn't a quote from Homer.

1083
01:36:50,880 --> 01:36:51,880
I stopped myself.

1084
01:36:51,880 --> 01:36:52,880
I went mmm.

1085
01:36:52,880 --> 01:36:54,680
And I was about to say chicken.

1086
01:36:54,680 --> 01:36:59,840
But then I was like no, don't be Cookie Monster or Homer Simpson.

1087
01:36:59,840 --> 01:37:02,680
But then second you described a living fucking nightmare.

1088
01:37:02,680 --> 01:37:03,680
What?

1089
01:37:03,680 --> 01:37:04,680
It is.

1090
01:37:04,680 --> 01:37:07,400
It's not like sitting in a fucking on a bit.

1091
01:37:07,400 --> 01:37:13,320
We were talking Hogwarts style of eating family style and they bring bowls of food that everybody

1092
01:37:13,320 --> 01:37:15,280
eats out of the same bowl.

1093
01:37:15,280 --> 01:37:18,280
Like not eggs out of it, but takes a spoon out of you know what I'm saying?

1094
01:37:18,280 --> 01:37:19,280
Because you're not barbarians.

1095
01:37:19,280 --> 01:37:25,440
Now listen, I've been, but it's as close to barbarian table as you can get in modern

1096
01:37:25,440 --> 01:37:27,560
America, but like, yeah, not like buffet.

1097
01:37:27,560 --> 01:37:29,560
They bring it to the table and throw it down.

1098
01:37:29,560 --> 01:37:33,400
Giant bowl like I've been to a book of De Beppo.

1099
01:37:33,400 --> 01:37:36,440
I don't know what that is.

1100
01:37:36,440 --> 01:37:42,960
A book of De Beppo is a family style Italian restaurant, but they do not make you sit with

1101
01:37:42,960 --> 01:37:43,960
strangers.

1102
01:37:43,960 --> 01:37:46,400
You go and you with your party and you sit there with your.

1103
01:37:46,400 --> 01:37:51,000
I mean, I guess if there's two of you, they might put you at a table, but no, no, because

1104
01:37:51,000 --> 01:37:57,120
no, no, I wouldn't go to a place and have to determine what other people are going to

1105
01:37:57,120 --> 01:37:59,240
eat only if it's a family thing.

1106
01:37:59,240 --> 01:38:00,240
It's what I'm saying.

1107
01:38:00,240 --> 01:38:01,520
It's a Southern hospitality.

1108
01:38:01,520 --> 01:38:02,520
There's no choice.

1109
01:38:02,520 --> 01:38:06,720
Like the bowl of mashed potatoes comes out, a bowl of corn, a bowl of whatever the hell

1110
01:38:06,720 --> 01:38:07,720
they have.

1111
01:38:07,720 --> 01:38:10,200
You just pay like everybody just digs in with their own.

1112
01:38:10,200 --> 01:38:15,600
It's like eating Sunday dinner at your grandma's, but it's $12 and it's endless food.

1113
01:38:15,600 --> 01:38:19,160
I feel like a bunch of sad people.

1114
01:38:19,160 --> 01:38:21,280
It's yeah, it's like Southern hospitality.

1115
01:38:21,280 --> 01:38:23,400
What were you going through, Michael?

1116
01:38:23,400 --> 01:38:24,520
I was, I was.

1117
01:38:24,520 --> 01:38:25,520
I'm getting sick right now.

1118
01:38:25,520 --> 01:38:26,520
I'm just saying.

1119
01:38:26,520 --> 01:38:27,520
Like, so I know that exists.

1120
01:38:27,520 --> 01:38:32,120
I'm saying to old people on master shifts, what brought that up?

1121
01:38:32,120 --> 01:38:33,120
May I interject for a moment?

1122
01:38:33,120 --> 01:38:36,120
It feels like that versus the smokehouse.

1123
01:38:36,120 --> 01:38:39,360
May I interject for a moment?

1124
01:38:39,360 --> 01:38:41,760
I took an oath a few days ago.

1125
01:38:41,760 --> 01:38:42,760
Brendan was there.

1126
01:38:42,760 --> 01:38:43,760
It was a Solomon.

1127
01:38:43,760 --> 01:38:44,760
And I said, you know what?

1128
01:38:44,760 --> 01:38:46,800
I'm going to try to be a little bit less autistic.

1129
01:38:46,800 --> 01:38:52,840
I'm going to try to just be a little bit less OCD, a little bit less extra.

1130
01:38:52,840 --> 01:38:55,120
Can I make a scenario where you are?

1131
01:38:55,120 --> 01:38:59,240
Well, well, real quick.

1132
01:38:59,240 --> 01:39:05,760
Brendan, you just described the worst thing on earth because not only am I sitting surrounded

1133
01:39:05,760 --> 01:39:11,480
by just filthy people digging into the food that I'm supposed to consume, I have to then

1134
01:39:11,480 --> 01:39:19,000
listen and watch all these smacking lips and people just some people's mouths are open.

1135
01:39:19,000 --> 01:39:24,440
I right now, when I took a baby step forward, when I said I want to be less autistic, I

1136
01:39:24,440 --> 01:39:28,040
just took a giant step back.

1137
01:39:28,040 --> 01:39:34,760
I want to climb into my autistic turtle shell and never see any of you guys ever again.

1138
01:39:34,760 --> 01:39:35,760
You know what?

1139
01:39:35,760 --> 01:39:36,760
I've never been to one.

1140
01:39:36,760 --> 01:39:37,760
I want to go to I've never been to a Japanese.

1141
01:39:37,760 --> 01:39:38,760
What's it called?

1142
01:39:38,760 --> 01:39:39,760
Tepinaki.

1143
01:39:39,760 --> 01:39:40,760
Oh, like a show.

1144
01:39:40,760 --> 01:39:41,760
I've never been.

1145
01:39:41,760 --> 01:39:43,760
If you don't have a big enough group, you will.

1146
01:39:43,760 --> 01:39:47,760
And you want to sit at the grill, they will sit you at strain.

1147
01:39:47,760 --> 01:39:48,760
Yeah.

1148
01:39:48,760 --> 01:39:52,760
If you have the Tepinaki, the actual show as bad, though, because you get your own serving.

1149
01:39:52,760 --> 01:39:56,360
It's not you're not all reaching into the same serving serving.

1150
01:39:56,360 --> 01:40:00,080
Yeah, it's the same cook is staying there cooking on the same grill.

1151
01:40:00,080 --> 01:40:01,080
It's way different, bro.

1152
01:40:01,080 --> 01:40:02,080
It's way different.

1153
01:40:02,080 --> 01:40:03,080
No, no, no, no.

1154
01:40:03,080 --> 01:40:04,080
He's plating it.

1155
01:40:04,080 --> 01:40:05,080
He's plating it for you.

1156
01:40:05,080 --> 01:40:06,080
Yeah.

1157
01:40:06,080 --> 01:40:07,080
Oh, I don't know if they play.

1158
01:40:07,080 --> 01:40:08,080
I've seen his own TV.

1159
01:40:08,080 --> 01:40:09,080
They throw in shrimp at your face.

1160
01:40:09,080 --> 01:40:10,080
They do that.

1161
01:40:10,080 --> 01:40:11,080
They do that.

1162
01:40:11,080 --> 01:40:12,080
They do a show.

1163
01:40:12,080 --> 01:40:13,080
It's dinner and a show.

1164
01:40:13,080 --> 01:40:15,080
But everything that goes on your plate was only been handled by the chef.

1165
01:40:15,080 --> 01:40:16,080
Yeah.

1166
01:40:16,080 --> 01:40:17,080
Like he's there.

1167
01:40:17,080 --> 01:40:18,080
He has a big grill for you.

1168
01:40:18,080 --> 01:40:19,920
The show part of it is he's doing all the tricks.

1169
01:40:19,920 --> 01:40:25,280
But like what I've seen on TV, the only thing that I guess could potentially contaminate

1170
01:40:25,280 --> 01:40:30,160
a scene would be like if someone at your table is coughing a lot or visibly sick and spreading

1171
01:40:30,160 --> 01:40:32,720
some fucking mucus that way.

1172
01:40:32,720 --> 01:40:34,000
Mucus spray.

1173
01:40:34,000 --> 01:40:36,560
That's all cops and fucking sneezes are people.

1174
01:40:36,560 --> 01:40:37,560
It's weird.

1175
01:40:37,560 --> 01:40:38,560
We're surrounded by germs.

1176
01:40:38,560 --> 01:40:39,560
They're fun.

1177
01:40:39,560 --> 01:40:41,560
The guy who has a bunch of funny to say, which guy?

1178
01:40:41,560 --> 01:40:42,560
Oh, yeah.

1179
01:40:42,560 --> 01:40:45,840
The guy, he'll like drop a shrimp or he's like, Oh, nobody perfect.

1180
01:40:45,840 --> 01:40:48,560
Oh, you want to you want to egg roll?

1181
01:40:48,560 --> 01:40:50,560
And then he makes an egg roll.

1182
01:40:50,560 --> 01:40:54,560
Actually, you want an egg roll and then he makes an egg roll.

1183
01:40:54,560 --> 01:40:55,560
It's funny.

1184
01:40:55,560 --> 01:40:56,560
Yeah.

1185
01:40:56,560 --> 01:41:01,440
I had this thing where it's like it was like the stuff that makes the fire, whatever it

1186
01:41:01,440 --> 01:41:04,320
is that ignites when he makes like a little volcano or whatever.

1187
01:41:04,320 --> 01:41:05,320
Yeah.

1188
01:41:05,320 --> 01:41:09,760
He pulls out this bottle and it's like a little boy and then he he pushes it down and then

1189
01:41:09,760 --> 01:41:12,080
the boy's pants come down and he pees.

1190
01:41:12,080 --> 01:41:13,080
Yeah.

1191
01:41:13,080 --> 01:41:14,080
It makes fire.

1192
01:41:14,080 --> 01:41:15,080
Yeah.

1193
01:41:15,080 --> 01:41:16,080
That's a twist.

1194
01:41:16,080 --> 01:41:18,360
I didn't go to the X-rated teppanyaki.

1195
01:41:18,360 --> 01:41:20,880
I went to just family wholesome show as a child.

1196
01:41:20,880 --> 01:41:25,040
Although I do wonder all the time when I see it makes me think of those fountain.

1197
01:41:25,040 --> 01:41:27,040
You always see sounds with little boys peeing.

1198
01:41:27,040 --> 01:41:28,400
I'm like, what the hell is that?

1199
01:41:28,400 --> 01:41:29,400
I want one in my backyard.

1200
01:41:29,400 --> 01:41:32,400
I'll tell you what it was.

1201
01:41:32,400 --> 01:41:35,920
I think all nude statues just in general.

1202
01:41:35,920 --> 01:41:38,520
What else was there to fucking statue?

1203
01:41:38,520 --> 01:41:44,080
Like if you're an artist back in anywhere prior to seventeen hundred, let's just say

1204
01:41:44,080 --> 01:41:46,080
that what are you going to fucking make?

1205
01:41:46,080 --> 01:41:50,600
You're going to make people, animals or architecture that you've seen.

1206
01:41:50,600 --> 01:41:51,600
Right.

1207
01:41:51,600 --> 01:41:52,760
Like we have so much more now.

1208
01:41:52,760 --> 01:41:57,600
We literally like it's it's obscene that we think that the paint, you know, statue naked

1209
01:41:57,600 --> 01:41:58,600
people.

1210
01:41:58,600 --> 01:42:01,480
I guess it's like it was an art form back then.

1211
01:42:01,480 --> 01:42:03,480
I never got to do that scenario.

1212
01:42:03,480 --> 01:42:04,480
Please do.

1213
01:42:04,480 --> 01:42:09,520
You going to that Southern hospitality restaurant, I see it happening like that scene from office

1214
01:42:09,520 --> 01:42:18,440
space where Walton Wilton and they're all cutting up the cake and he's all like and

1215
01:42:18,440 --> 01:42:22,440
I just but instead of people cutting cake and taking it, it's people reaching their

1216
01:42:22,440 --> 01:42:26,320
dirty fucking sweaty, greasy hands into bowls of chicken.

1217
01:42:26,320 --> 01:42:29,000
And you find like the one bowl that hasn't been touched it.

1218
01:42:29,000 --> 01:42:30,000
You just pull it towards you.

1219
01:42:30,000 --> 01:42:33,000
He's like, hey, do you eat the cake at a wedding?

1220
01:42:33,000 --> 01:42:34,000
I feel much better now.

1221
01:42:34,000 --> 01:42:36,000
Hey, have you guys seen King of the Avenue?

1222
01:42:36,000 --> 01:42:37,000
Yeah.

1223
01:42:37,000 --> 01:42:38,680
I'll ask that again in just a second.

1224
01:42:38,680 --> 01:42:41,560
I need I need to address this while it's in my head.

1225
01:42:41,560 --> 01:42:46,960
What I would prefer is since we're talking King of the Avenue, I would prefer I paid

1226
01:42:46,960 --> 01:42:52,800
an obscene amount of money to walk in there alone and I'm the only one at the table and

1227
01:42:52,800 --> 01:42:57,880
they still bring a shitload of family style bowls out and I sit there like a god and I

1228
01:42:57,880 --> 01:43:01,080
just eat like a Viking at a table or something.

1229
01:43:01,080 --> 01:43:02,080
That's what I would prefer.

1230
01:43:02,080 --> 01:43:03,080
What did you say?

1231
01:43:03,080 --> 01:43:07,080
I said, do you eat cake at a wedding?

1232
01:43:07,080 --> 01:43:11,240
Because the bridegroom thing where they dig into their hands or whatever.

1233
01:43:11,240 --> 01:43:13,360
You didn't eat the cake.

1234
01:43:13,360 --> 01:43:19,320
Now, typically, there should be a part of the cake designed, I think, for them to grab,

1235
01:43:19,320 --> 01:43:20,320
right?

1236
01:43:20,320 --> 01:43:23,760
No, motherfuckers better slice off a slice and then grab the slice and hit each other

1237
01:43:23,760 --> 01:43:24,920
in the face with that.

1238
01:43:24,920 --> 01:43:26,520
That's proper wedding protocol.

1239
01:43:26,520 --> 01:43:31,000
If I'm at a wedding where they're just grabbing the cake and smashing into their faces, the

1240
01:43:31,000 --> 01:43:36,120
wedding I just went to this last week, they were wonderfully accommodating cupcakes.

1241
01:43:36,120 --> 01:43:41,200
So there was the cake, but then they also had matching themed cupcakes behind it.

1242
01:43:41,200 --> 01:43:44,560
And so I just made a cupcake sandwich, of course, the hack for cupcakes.

1243
01:43:44,560 --> 01:43:45,560
You all know it.

1244
01:43:45,560 --> 01:43:46,560
You know the cupcake hack?

1245
01:43:46,560 --> 01:43:47,560
Yeah, the proper way to eat a cupcake.

1246
01:43:47,560 --> 01:43:50,800
The proper way to eat a cupcake is when you take your cupcake, you rip the bottom part

1247
01:43:50,800 --> 01:43:53,520
off and you just put it on top and you have a little cupcake sandwich.

1248
01:43:53,520 --> 01:43:56,560
That way the icing's not on top and you can hold it.

1249
01:43:56,560 --> 01:44:00,640
I mean, I'm just saying, I just blew your mind.

1250
01:44:00,640 --> 01:44:01,640
You're welcome.

1251
01:44:01,640 --> 01:44:04,560
I like those, the one where it's like, you know, the pads of butter that are like wrapped

1252
01:44:04,560 --> 01:44:05,560
in the thing.

1253
01:44:05,560 --> 01:44:09,520
This guy stabs it with a fork and then just squeezes it and it just perfectly spaghettifies

1254
01:44:09,520 --> 01:44:12,120
butter over his bread.

1255
01:44:12,120 --> 01:44:13,120
Who does this?

1256
01:44:13,120 --> 01:44:14,120
I saw it on YouTube.

1257
01:44:14,120 --> 01:44:15,120
Oh, that's cool.

1258
01:44:15,120 --> 01:44:16,120
That's cool.

1259
01:44:16,120 --> 01:44:17,120
What did you ask?

1260
01:44:17,120 --> 01:44:18,120
Did I answer your question?

1261
01:44:18,120 --> 01:44:19,120
Cake at a wedding.

1262
01:44:19,120 --> 01:44:20,120
Oh, yeah.

1263
01:44:20,120 --> 01:44:21,120
Cupcakes are better is what you said.

1264
01:44:21,120 --> 01:44:31,640
So when I went to my cousin's wedding, that was so elegant and such a like, like everything

1265
01:44:31,640 --> 01:44:36,680
was clean and I feel like they had maybe people who were servers.

1266
01:44:36,680 --> 01:44:38,800
So I definitely had some of that cake.

1267
01:44:38,800 --> 01:44:39,800
I think weddings are different.

1268
01:44:39,800 --> 01:44:43,960
I feel like most weddings, though every wedding I've been to, I feel like there's so much

1269
01:44:43,960 --> 01:44:51,120
proper care and consideration put into things that I trust the process.

1270
01:44:51,120 --> 01:44:54,040
But like even this last wedding went to the food was great.

1271
01:44:54,040 --> 01:44:55,040
The cupcakes were great.

1272
01:44:55,040 --> 01:44:56,560
I mean, it was awesome.

1273
01:44:56,560 --> 01:45:02,360
But Mike, you know more than anybody.

1274
01:45:02,360 --> 01:45:04,520
You invited me to Thanksgiving.

1275
01:45:04,520 --> 01:45:11,880
I went to Thanksgiving at Michael's house this last year and at one point a woman, I

1276
01:45:11,880 --> 01:45:12,880
don't think it was your daughter.

1277
01:45:12,880 --> 01:45:15,200
I think it was it was your daughter.

1278
01:45:15,200 --> 01:45:17,680
She's sitting with a baby on the lap.

1279
01:45:17,680 --> 01:45:19,640
Baby urinates all over her.

1280
01:45:19,640 --> 01:45:22,640
She's covered in urine, covered in someone's urine.

1281
01:45:22,640 --> 01:45:23,640
We're all eating.

1282
01:45:23,640 --> 01:45:24,640
I'm like, that's fine.

1283
01:45:24,640 --> 01:45:25,640
I don't I'm not I'm not shaming the baby.

1284
01:45:25,640 --> 01:45:26,960
I'm not shaming her.

1285
01:45:26,960 --> 01:45:32,120
She leaves and she comes back in an amount of time that I would I would I would like to

1286
01:45:32,120 --> 01:45:37,480
say is way too short to wipe off all of the amount of urine a baby could pee onto a human

1287
01:45:37,480 --> 01:45:38,480
being.

1288
01:45:38,480 --> 01:45:42,640
And she comes back proper amount of time would have been 35 or 40 minutes for me.

1289
01:45:42,640 --> 01:45:43,640
Yeah.

1290
01:45:43,640 --> 01:45:47,760
Scrub every bit of you desanitize the baby, put it under a blow dryer.

1291
01:45:47,760 --> 01:45:49,960
I don't know what you do with a baby that's peed all over itself.

1292
01:45:49,960 --> 01:45:54,240
But take care of yourself first like the air masks on an airplane.

1293
01:45:54,240 --> 01:45:55,240
That's in a life.

1294
01:45:55,240 --> 01:45:57,440
You know, I know how you're supposed to do it.

1295
01:45:57,440 --> 01:45:58,440
Take care of yourself first.

1296
01:45:58,440 --> 01:46:01,480
But anyway, she goes back in covered in urine.

1297
01:46:01,480 --> 01:46:03,920
I'm assuming still there's urine on her.

1298
01:46:03,920 --> 01:46:05,940
There's no way there's not urine on her.

1299
01:46:05,940 --> 01:46:08,140
This baby mark its territory.

1300
01:46:08,140 --> 01:46:15,000
She walks in and I happen to make the biggest mistake of my life thus far by saying, I think

1301
01:46:15,000 --> 01:46:16,880
I should get some ham.

1302
01:46:16,880 --> 01:46:20,200
And I'm not kidding you when I say Mike's daughter, I'm so sorry.

1303
01:46:20,200 --> 01:46:22,080
You're so great, Casey.

1304
01:46:22,080 --> 01:46:23,080
You're so wonderful.

1305
01:46:23,080 --> 01:46:28,080
But she reaches into this pot of ham with her bear.

1306
01:46:28,080 --> 01:46:35,120
I'm assuming urine drenched fingers grabs a slab of ham and throws it onto my plate.

1307
01:46:35,120 --> 01:46:37,480
The amount of me.

1308
01:46:37,480 --> 01:46:38,480
What are you writing down?

1309
01:46:38,480 --> 01:46:44,000
I think to sit there time stamp.

1310
01:46:44,000 --> 01:46:50,140
But I had to sit there and make sure that like there was literally you could see a little

1311
01:46:50,140 --> 01:46:54,400
wall of all the food touching that piece of ham around my plate.

1312
01:46:54,400 --> 01:46:59,760
I ate everything south of it like Game of Thrones, the north the north was up here where

1313
01:46:59,760 --> 01:47:00,760
the ham was.

1314
01:47:00,760 --> 01:47:04,920
I was I ate everything down here.

1315
01:47:04,920 --> 01:47:09,800
And it still made me sick having it on my plate.

1316
01:47:09,800 --> 01:47:12,640
But anyway, then they offer dessert.

1317
01:47:12,640 --> 01:47:16,160
I don't even know if I I don't even remember if I had dessert because I think she would

1318
01:47:16,160 --> 01:47:23,160
she said later like in my sick brain, I cut to her holding some pie and I'm like, I'm

1319
01:47:23,160 --> 01:47:24,160
full.

1320
01:47:24,160 --> 01:47:25,160
I'm good.

1321
01:47:25,160 --> 01:47:26,160
I'm good.

1322
01:47:26,160 --> 01:47:27,160
Thanks.

1323
01:47:27,160 --> 01:47:34,600
But if she if she came in this room right now, you still think that she's covered in

1324
01:47:34,600 --> 01:47:35,600
this.

1325
01:47:35,600 --> 01:47:36,600
Yeah, there's life.

1326
01:47:36,600 --> 01:47:37,600
It's been long enough.

1327
01:47:37,600 --> 01:47:44,800
But until I see her wash her hands and the clock, there's no hugs.

1328
01:47:44,800 --> 01:47:45,800
She's going to listen to this.

1329
01:47:45,800 --> 01:47:49,200
You know, next time next Thanksgiving, she's going to make you hold the baby as much as

1330
01:47:49,200 --> 01:47:53,520
she can.

1331
01:47:53,520 --> 01:47:55,120
OK, weird scenario.

1332
01:47:55,120 --> 01:47:57,280
I'm now covered in baby pee.

1333
01:47:57,280 --> 01:48:00,040
Her and I are sort of the same at that point.

1334
01:48:00,040 --> 01:48:05,800
So like, I feel like I'd be less grossed out of someone if I too was covered in urine.

1335
01:48:05,800 --> 01:48:11,360
Someone grabbed like in a post apocalyptic world, we're all covered in human shit feces.

1336
01:48:11,360 --> 01:48:13,080
I don't know why, but we're covered in shit.

1337
01:48:13,080 --> 01:48:16,880
We're super dirty and we're fighting over a rat carcass to see who eats it first.

1338
01:48:16,880 --> 01:48:19,960
I were the animals.

1339
01:48:19,960 --> 01:48:21,280
I would kill.

1340
01:48:21,280 --> 01:48:22,920
I don't think I could have done it.

1341
01:48:22,920 --> 01:48:27,200
Even if I was born in that situation and knew nothing else at some point, my once my feeble

1342
01:48:27,200 --> 01:48:32,560
arms were big enough to pick up my post apocalyptic gun that I put together using scrap parts

1343
01:48:32,560 --> 01:48:38,640
that my dad taught me how before he died from, you know, poisoning radiation, I would.

1344
01:48:38,640 --> 01:48:42,320
Yeah, I'd be like, no, this is gross.

1345
01:48:42,320 --> 01:48:46,400
I don't want any part of this.

1346
01:48:46,400 --> 01:48:51,920
I think the most ideal situation to live in, honestly, is being like a is it Jude Law or

1347
01:48:51,920 --> 01:48:54,080
Ewan McGregor in the island?

1348
01:48:54,080 --> 01:48:55,080
Ewan McGregor.

1349
01:48:55,080 --> 01:49:01,560
To be an Ewan to live in the island as a clone, to be sacrificed and harvested later.

1350
01:49:01,560 --> 01:49:03,440
Talk about clean.

1351
01:49:03,440 --> 01:49:06,520
Talk about polished.

1352
01:49:06,520 --> 01:49:09,280
Talk about just like regimented.

1353
01:49:09,280 --> 01:49:10,280
I love that.

1354
01:49:10,280 --> 01:49:14,720
I love I thought they had a great life before they like literally.

1355
01:49:14,720 --> 01:49:15,720
Ignorance is bliss.

1356
01:49:15,720 --> 01:49:19,160
That is the definition of it is all the other people that live there.

1357
01:49:19,160 --> 01:49:20,160
They're just going to go.

1358
01:49:20,160 --> 01:49:23,320
They're going to get to go to paradise or wherever they promised at the end.

1359
01:49:23,320 --> 01:49:26,400
We're not going to talk about the island.

1360
01:49:26,400 --> 01:49:29,800
So you recommend how the fuck?

1361
01:49:29,800 --> 01:49:34,080
Where in the we started with food and then family style completely derailed.

1362
01:49:34,080 --> 01:49:35,080
It started with me.

1363
01:49:35,080 --> 01:49:36,080
It really started with me.

1364
01:49:36,080 --> 01:49:37,080
Brendan, you got a wreck?

1365
01:49:37,080 --> 01:49:38,080
Yeah, that was a wreck for you for another food episode.

1366
01:49:38,080 --> 01:49:39,080
Yeah, I'm hungry.

1367
01:49:39,080 --> 01:49:40,080
Yeah, I'm hungry.

1368
01:49:40,080 --> 01:49:41,080
I'm hungry.

1369
01:49:41,080 --> 01:49:42,080
I'm hungry.

1370
01:49:42,080 --> 01:49:43,080
I'm hungry.

1371
01:49:43,080 --> 01:49:44,080
I'm hungry.

1372
01:49:44,080 --> 01:49:45,840
Yeah, I'm hungry.

1373
01:49:45,840 --> 01:49:46,960
Yeah, right.

1374
01:49:46,960 --> 01:49:48,360
So two things.

1375
01:49:48,360 --> 01:49:53,360
I watched both June one and two for the new ones this week.

1376
01:49:53,360 --> 01:49:54,360
Those were really good.

1377
01:49:54,360 --> 01:49:58,560
I was bummed to find out at the end of two that it's going to be a trilogy because it

1378
01:49:58,560 --> 01:50:01,400
leaves you on a cliffhanger, but they're both good.

1379
01:50:01,400 --> 01:50:04,840
And then I also saw I didn't I didn't I'm not talking about any details.

1380
01:50:04,840 --> 01:50:07,400
Not going to because I'm waiting for three.

1381
01:50:07,400 --> 01:50:09,040
I didn't I'm playing Andy on this one.

1382
01:50:09,040 --> 01:50:11,800
I didn't know that I heard about three and I'm like, son of a bitch.

1383
01:50:11,800 --> 01:50:12,800
I've been waiting to watch.

1384
01:50:12,800 --> 01:50:15,120
Yeah, that's been two came out when two came out.

1385
01:50:15,120 --> 01:50:17,400
I heard about three and I'm like, son of a bitch.

1386
01:50:17,400 --> 01:50:18,400
I didn't hear about three.

1387
01:50:18,400 --> 01:50:19,400
Yeah.

1388
01:50:19,400 --> 01:50:22,400
OK, I didn't hear about any of them.

1389
01:50:22,400 --> 01:50:26,440
Yeah, I'm tempted to read it now because I kind of want to know how it ends.

1390
01:50:26,440 --> 01:50:30,120
Yeah, I want to know how it ends, especially with the cliffhanger that I'm on.

1391
01:50:30,120 --> 01:50:33,120
Well, let's just get to the end of this.

1392
01:50:33,120 --> 01:50:36,600
But also, I went and saw Despicable Me four.

1393
01:50:36,600 --> 01:50:37,600
That was good.

1394
01:50:37,600 --> 01:50:38,600
I liked it.

1395
01:50:38,600 --> 01:50:42,360
If you enjoy the Despicable Me movies and that what did your kids think when you got

1396
01:50:42,360 --> 01:50:45,040
home and told them you went and saw Despicable Me four?

1397
01:50:45,040 --> 01:50:46,040
Why didn't you take me?

1398
01:50:46,040 --> 01:50:47,040
Yeah, I know.

1399
01:50:47,040 --> 01:50:48,040
It's fucked up.

1400
01:50:48,040 --> 01:50:49,040
You do that all the time.

1401
01:50:49,040 --> 01:50:50,040
You do it by yourself.

1402
01:50:50,040 --> 01:50:55,240
You guys notice that there's like that deep, seething hatred for minions on the Internet,

1403
01:50:55,240 --> 01:50:58,040
but people just fucking they suck.

1404
01:50:58,040 --> 01:51:00,000
It's like the minions and monkeys.

1405
01:51:00,000 --> 01:51:04,600
There's like monkey hate where people just share how much they fucking hate monkeys.

1406
01:51:04,600 --> 01:51:08,840
Oh, see, I have a baby monkey on my timeline that I love.

1407
01:51:08,840 --> 01:51:12,840
Literally, they'll show a monkey like getting hit or getting killed or something.

1408
01:51:12,840 --> 01:51:15,960
And there are people in the comments like, fuck yeah, fuck that stupid monkey.

1409
01:51:15,960 --> 01:51:16,960
Everybody forgot about Harambe.

1410
01:51:16,960 --> 01:51:17,960
Yeah.

1411
01:51:17,960 --> 01:51:18,960
Like fuck monkeys, fuck apes.

1412
01:51:18,960 --> 01:51:19,960
You know, actually, I want to bring that.

1413
01:51:19,960 --> 01:51:20,960
Austin.

1414
01:51:20,960 --> 01:51:21,960
I want to ask them about that.

1415
01:51:21,960 --> 01:51:22,960
What about Harambe?

1416
01:51:22,960 --> 01:51:27,640
My TikTok, the number one thing on my TikTok that I go through is a baby monkey.

1417
01:51:27,640 --> 01:51:29,480
Yeah, Austin.

1418
01:51:29,480 --> 01:51:32,000
Stop searching for monkeys getting beat.

1419
01:51:32,000 --> 01:51:37,960
Because nobody else's For You page has monkey mutilation.

1420
01:51:37,960 --> 01:51:43,040
No, it's it's like YouTube essays where these guys talk about weird Internet culture stuff.

1421
01:51:43,040 --> 01:51:45,240
Yeah, I mean, we don't care how you got there.

1422
01:51:45,240 --> 01:51:48,840
But but but the thing is, is that our monkeys are cool.

1423
01:51:48,840 --> 01:51:52,720
We're not commiserating with you saying, oh, man, it's a shame that I keep getting shown

1424
01:51:52,720 --> 01:51:55,040
monkey torture.

1425
01:51:55,040 --> 01:51:56,520
It doesn't pop up once.

1426
01:51:56,520 --> 01:52:00,080
But fuck, because we're talking about it so much and because the way Google works, it's

1427
01:52:00,080 --> 01:52:01,680
going to pop up on all of our feeds now.

1428
01:52:01,680 --> 01:52:02,680
Hands on our feet.

1429
01:52:02,680 --> 01:52:06,320
I think it's called our slash monkey hate.

1430
01:52:06,320 --> 01:52:09,840
Well, I fucking love monkeys.

1431
01:52:09,840 --> 01:52:11,200
They're kind of humans.

1432
01:52:11,200 --> 01:52:15,480
But the moment they start talking, we start killing.

1433
01:52:15,480 --> 01:52:19,960
Yeah, because we do not want smart animals.

1434
01:52:19,960 --> 01:52:24,200
Scooby Doo, Barnyard, like those horror movies.

1435
01:52:24,200 --> 01:52:25,200
Because here's the thing.

1436
01:52:25,200 --> 01:52:29,960
I think in a post apocalyptic world, if we allow animals to continue at being more and

1437
01:52:29,960 --> 01:52:33,400
more intelligent, we end up in the dystopian nightmare that was Barney.

1438
01:52:33,400 --> 01:52:34,760
I never thought about this.

1439
01:52:34,760 --> 01:52:36,840
How do you feel about Disney?

1440
01:52:36,840 --> 01:52:37,840
What about them?

1441
01:52:37,840 --> 01:52:41,640
Yeah, over the talking, not all of them lying over the hedge.

1442
01:52:41,640 --> 01:52:46,240
OK, now, Cinderella, Alvin and the Chipmunks, like there's a lot of talking animals.

1443
01:52:46,240 --> 01:52:47,240
Cinderella's magic.

1444
01:52:47,240 --> 01:52:48,240
Lion King is magic, though.

1445
01:52:48,240 --> 01:52:52,560
Yeah, that was the mics were there before.

1446
01:52:52,560 --> 01:52:55,360
No, the fairy godmother was working the whole time behind the scenes.

1447
01:52:55,360 --> 01:52:57,000
She was helping her throughout the entire thing.

1448
01:52:57,000 --> 01:52:58,560
She was taking care of her by sending her magic mice.

1449
01:52:58,560 --> 01:52:59,560
I missed the missed out.

1450
01:52:59,560 --> 01:53:02,480
I think they covered in the sequel or even the third one, which goes back in time.

1451
01:53:02,480 --> 01:53:05,560
I would feel that magic talking animals would be even scarier.

1452
01:53:05,560 --> 01:53:07,160
Yeah, no magic.

1453
01:53:07,160 --> 01:53:08,160
If magic.

1454
01:53:08,160 --> 01:53:12,400
OK, first off, the moment you tell me there's something magic and you prove that it's magic,

1455
01:53:12,400 --> 01:53:14,760
you change my entire worldview to know that magic is real.

1456
01:53:14,760 --> 01:53:18,840
I spend the rest of my life studying magic and I try to use it to my own gain.

1457
01:53:18,840 --> 01:53:23,280
OK, so please, if there's anything magic, please show me because that's my whole like

1458
01:53:23,280 --> 01:53:24,280
I would like.

1459
01:53:24,280 --> 01:53:26,200
Oh, you're telling me that magic's real.

1460
01:53:26,200 --> 01:53:27,200
Boom.

1461
01:53:27,200 --> 01:53:28,800
I dedicate my life to it like a religion.

1462
01:53:28,800 --> 01:53:31,760
Same applies if the devil pops up and offers me a deal.

1463
01:53:31,760 --> 01:53:32,760
I go, oh, no, thanks.

1464
01:53:32,760 --> 01:53:34,200
I'm dedicating my life to Jesus.

1465
01:53:34,200 --> 01:53:35,200
Thank you.

1466
01:53:35,200 --> 01:53:37,280
I didn't know that was the option to go with.

1467
01:53:37,280 --> 01:53:38,280
But absolutely.

1468
01:53:38,280 --> 01:53:40,200
Thanks for proving you're real.

1469
01:53:40,200 --> 01:53:44,280
I'm picking up a Bible and I'm going to church every Sunday and probably Tuesdays for some

1470
01:53:44,280 --> 01:53:46,640
sort of Bible study or whatever.

1471
01:53:46,640 --> 01:53:47,640
Right.

1472
01:53:47,640 --> 01:53:50,960
But I don't know where we go with this.

1473
01:53:50,960 --> 01:53:53,320
What did you recommend inside out for?

1474
01:53:53,320 --> 01:53:54,320
No, Despicable before.

1475
01:53:54,320 --> 01:53:57,640
How are we where we're at right now?

1476
01:53:57,640 --> 01:53:58,640
Talking animals.

1477
01:53:58,640 --> 01:53:59,640
Oh, yeah.

1478
01:53:59,640 --> 01:54:00,640
OK.

1479
01:54:00,640 --> 01:54:01,640
That's what it is.

1480
01:54:01,640 --> 01:54:02,640
That's what it is.

1481
01:54:02,640 --> 01:54:03,640
That's what it is.

1482
01:54:03,640 --> 01:54:04,640
Sativa land.

1483
01:54:04,640 --> 01:54:05,640
This is what you get.

1484
01:54:05,640 --> 01:54:10,280
But I will say this for talking animals.

1485
01:54:10,280 --> 01:54:15,200
So for Disney, I don't mind if we're seeing a movie from the point of view from animals

1486
01:54:15,200 --> 01:54:20,400
and over the hedge, a Lion King, that sort of deal, because, yeah, it's their point of

1487
01:54:20,400 --> 01:54:21,400
view.

1488
01:54:21,400 --> 01:54:22,920
I'm OK with it.

1489
01:54:22,920 --> 01:54:26,600
Once you add humans to the situation, I lose faith.

1490
01:54:26,600 --> 01:54:29,160
So a jungle book, you'll fuck itself.

1491
01:54:29,160 --> 01:54:30,160
So guardians.

1492
01:54:30,160 --> 01:54:31,160
A Tarzan could go fuck itself.

1493
01:54:31,160 --> 01:54:32,160
Guardians of the galaxy.

1494
01:54:32,160 --> 01:54:33,160
A rocket.

1495
01:54:33,160 --> 01:54:34,160
Rocket's not a raccoon.

1496
01:54:34,160 --> 01:54:35,160
Were you about to say he's a fucking raccoon?

1497
01:54:35,160 --> 01:54:36,160
He's an experimental alien from some planet that can talk.

1498
01:54:36,160 --> 01:54:37,160
I don't.

1499
01:54:37,160 --> 01:54:38,160
I'm 100 percent by his existence.

1500
01:54:38,160 --> 01:54:39,160
If he was an actual even if he's a raccoon that was taken from Earth and experimented

1501
01:54:39,160 --> 01:54:40,160
on to became a sentient.

1502
01:54:40,160 --> 01:54:41,160
Oh, experimentation all day long.

1503
01:54:41,160 --> 01:54:42,160
That's what incredible journey.

1504
01:54:42,160 --> 01:54:43,160
I don't know if I saw that one.

1505
01:54:43,160 --> 01:54:44,160
But is it that one of our homeward bound?

1506
01:54:44,160 --> 01:54:45,160
Is it that what the apes are like planet of the apes?

1507
01:54:45,160 --> 01:54:46,160
Yeah, it's a little bit of a weird thing.

1508
01:54:46,160 --> 01:54:47,160
It's a little bit of a weird thing.

1509
01:54:47,160 --> 01:54:48,160
It's a little bit of a weird thing.

1510
01:54:48,160 --> 01:54:49,160
It's a little bit of a weird thing.

1511
01:54:49,160 --> 01:55:08,160
It's a little bit of a weird thing.

1512
01:55:08,160 --> 01:55:27,160
It's a little bit of a weird thing.

1513
01:55:27,160 --> 01:55:42,160
It's a little bit of a weird thing.

1514
01:55:42,160 --> 01:55:58,160
It's a little bit of a weird thing.

1515
01:55:58,160 --> 01:56:17,160
It's a little bit of a weird thing.

1516
01:56:17,160 --> 01:56:23,160
It's a little bit of a weird thing.

1517
01:56:23,160 --> 01:56:32,160
It's a little bit of a weird thing.

1518
01:56:32,160 --> 01:56:36,160
The story's great.

1519
01:56:36,160 --> 01:56:39,160
The last episode's a little clunky with all the exposition little over

1520
01:56:39,160 --> 01:56:40,160
the top.

1521
01:56:40,160 --> 01:56:41,160
There's a monologue from some characters that I thought were,

1522
01:56:41,160 --> 01:56:42,160
well, okay.

1523
01:56:42,160 --> 01:56:43,160
Shut up, please?

1524
01:56:43,160 --> 01:56:44,160
And just.

1525
01:56:44,160 --> 01:56:45,160
Start doing stuff, but anyway,

1526
01:56:45,160 --> 01:56:46,160
that's it anyway.

1527
01:56:46,160 --> 01:56:48,160
Austin.

1528
01:56:48,160 --> 01:56:49,160
What are we watching?

1529
01:56:49,160 --> 01:56:50,160
No Brennan.

1530
01:56:50,160 --> 01:56:52,160
What are we watching this next week?

1531
01:56:52,160 --> 01:56:54,400
Fuck, I forgot we just did your,

1532
01:56:54,400 --> 01:56:56,100
I'll give you unlimited movies.

1533
01:56:56,100 --> 01:56:57,840
I've taken them away from Bob.

1534
01:56:57,840 --> 01:57:00,360
I've threatened to take them away from Mike.

1535
01:57:00,360 --> 01:57:03,660
I might give you a plus one to use at any time

1536
01:57:03,660 --> 01:57:04,640
just because of this banger.

1537
01:57:04,640 --> 01:57:07,240
Oh, if someone picks a really good movie,

1538
01:57:07,240 --> 01:57:09,640
then they get a double feature the next pick, I don't know.

1539
01:57:09,640 --> 01:57:11,640
Ooh, the competition is on.

1540
01:57:11,640 --> 01:57:12,700
Brandon, what did you pick?

1541
01:57:12,700 --> 01:57:13,540
I'm so excited.

1542
01:57:13,540 --> 01:57:15,920
Well, I picked a movie that I enjoyed as a child,

1543
01:57:15,920 --> 01:57:18,640
and hopefully you guys enjoyed it too.

1544
01:57:18,640 --> 01:57:20,760
Jackie Chan's First Strike.

1545
01:57:20,760 --> 01:57:21,600
Ooh, okay.

1546
01:57:21,600 --> 01:57:22,440
Okay.

1547
01:57:22,440 --> 01:57:23,260
1996.

1548
01:57:24,840 --> 01:57:25,680
On Tubi?

1549
01:57:25,680 --> 01:57:26,640
On Tubi.

1550
01:57:26,640 --> 01:57:30,560
Jackie Chan's First Strike.

1551
01:57:30,560 --> 01:57:33,560
Is this before or after Rumble in the Bronx?

1552
01:57:33,560 --> 01:57:35,560
Uh, before, I believe.

1553
01:57:35,560 --> 01:57:38,820
Before or after Condor, whatever that fucking dub.

1554
01:57:38,820 --> 01:57:39,660
After Condor?

1555
01:57:39,660 --> 01:57:41,480
Is it American made or is it pre?

1556
01:57:41,480 --> 01:57:45,320
Yes, I wanna say it's one of the ones that's dubbed.

1557
01:57:45,320 --> 01:57:47,400
Okay, so is it him dubbing?

1558
01:57:47,400 --> 01:57:48,220
Yes.

1559
01:57:48,220 --> 01:57:50,880
But later, like later, because he couldn't get it done.

1560
01:57:50,880 --> 01:57:52,280
I think they did it during it.

1561
01:57:52,280 --> 01:57:54,360
Like, I'm pretty sure, like, if I remember correctly,

1562
01:57:54,360 --> 01:57:57,000
I think that like it's his voice dubbing.

1563
01:57:57,000 --> 01:57:59,680
And then, you know, everybody else is being dubbed.

1564
01:57:59,680 --> 01:58:03,120
But there are American and other, like,

1565
01:58:03,120 --> 01:58:05,680
because this one I think they filmed in Australia,

1566
01:58:05,680 --> 01:58:06,840
if I remember correctly.

1567
01:58:06,840 --> 01:58:07,660
Well, fuck yeah.

1568
01:58:07,660 --> 01:58:08,680
We haven't done a Jackie Chan movie.

1569
01:58:08,680 --> 01:58:11,920
We haven't done any martial arts kung fu Jackie Chan nonsense.

1570
01:58:11,920 --> 01:58:13,640
I was contemplating between so many different

1571
01:58:13,640 --> 01:58:14,480
kung fu movies.

1572
01:58:14,480 --> 01:58:16,200
I almost picked the Bruce Lee movie,

1573
01:58:16,200 --> 01:58:17,560
and I was like, ah, I watched one scene.

1574
01:58:17,560 --> 01:58:19,200
I'm like, ah, no, that's too.

1575
01:58:19,200 --> 01:58:20,400
They don't really hold up that well.

1576
01:58:20,400 --> 01:58:21,240
Yeah, they don't hold up.

1577
01:58:21,240 --> 01:58:22,880
But hopefully Jackie Chan.

1578
01:58:22,880 --> 01:58:24,680
Any way we can get Dario in on that one

1579
01:58:24,680 --> 01:58:26,040
and analyze the fighting?

1580
01:58:26,040 --> 01:58:26,880
I'll ask.

1581
01:58:26,880 --> 01:58:27,720
That'd be cool.

1582
01:58:27,720 --> 01:58:28,560
We'll find out.

1583
01:58:28,560 --> 01:58:31,080
I would want to find, you said you had a cop friend too.

1584
01:58:31,080 --> 01:58:31,920
I do.

1585
01:58:31,920 --> 01:58:33,960
If there was a cop movie with a bunch of fighting,

1586
01:58:33,960 --> 01:58:36,720
then we should get Dario and your cop friend.

1587
01:58:36,720 --> 01:58:40,360
Jackie Chan cop story movie or police story.

1588
01:58:40,360 --> 01:58:42,440
We could do a movie,

1589
01:58:42,440 --> 01:58:45,020
I have a friend that was in the movie End of Watch.

1590
01:58:45,020 --> 01:58:46,600
So if that ever ends up on Tubi,

1591
01:58:46,600 --> 01:58:49,280
we could have him as a police officer come

1592
01:58:49,280 --> 01:58:51,720
and talk about what it was like working on the movie

1593
01:58:51,720 --> 01:58:53,320
and working with Michael Pena

1594
01:58:53,320 --> 01:58:55,680
and working with the director and stuff.

1595
01:58:55,680 --> 01:58:56,520
That would be tight.

1596
01:58:56,520 --> 01:58:57,340
That would be tight.

1597
01:58:57,340 --> 01:58:59,960
If it ever pops up on Tubi when you guys picks it,

1598
01:58:59,960 --> 01:59:00,800
it's not.

1599
01:59:00,800 --> 01:59:02,920
But if it does, it's not Tubi worthy.

1600
01:59:02,920 --> 01:59:05,360
Well, no, Tubi, you're amazing.

1601
01:59:05,360 --> 01:59:07,120
Get what you can get.

1602
01:59:07,120 --> 01:59:08,260
We love you.

1603
01:59:08,260 --> 01:59:09,680
Great.

1604
01:59:09,680 --> 01:59:12,240
You know what I respect about you, Brendan?

1605
01:59:12,240 --> 01:59:14,520
He set out to do a kung fu movie

1606
01:59:14,520 --> 01:59:17,560
and you actually picked a fucking kung fu movie.

1607
01:59:17,560 --> 01:59:20,520
Didn't, didn't decide.

1608
01:59:20,520 --> 01:59:23,160
You know what we haven't done in a while is a fucking,

1609
01:59:24,120 --> 01:59:25,680
you know what I didn't do last week was,

1610
01:59:25,680 --> 01:59:26,840
you know what we haven't done in a while

1611
01:59:26,840 --> 01:59:29,440
is a space horror movie.

1612
01:59:29,440 --> 01:59:30,960
Let's watch E.T.

1613
01:59:30,960 --> 01:59:32,080
No, no, no, that's even worse

1614
01:59:32,080 --> 01:59:34,040
because that actually has to do with aliens.

1615
01:59:34,040 --> 01:59:34,880
Let's watch,

1616
01:59:37,560 --> 01:59:39,120
let's watch Bottle Rocket.

1617
01:59:40,080 --> 01:59:41,960
That first movie by the-

1618
01:59:41,960 --> 01:59:43,400
Blame Tubi's algorithm.

1619
01:59:43,400 --> 01:59:45,160
It calls it a Western, not me.

1620
01:59:45,160 --> 01:59:46,000
That's fine.

1621
01:59:46,000 --> 01:59:47,600
That sort of was a Western.

1622
01:59:47,600 --> 01:59:51,040
If you look at the AI for that, ladies and gentlemen,

1623
01:59:51,040 --> 01:59:55,040
that is indeed a hat and gun from a Western

1624
01:59:55,040 --> 01:59:59,480
on a table with our logo in front of the Big Ben

1625
01:59:59,480 --> 02:00:02,400
because the whole movie takes place in Britain.

1626
02:00:02,400 --> 02:00:03,240
That is the movie.

1627
02:00:03,240 --> 02:00:04,480
That's the only Western part of the movie,

1628
02:00:04,480 --> 02:00:05,400
the hat and the gun.

1629
02:00:05,400 --> 02:00:06,240
That's it.

1630
02:00:06,240 --> 02:00:07,080
But you guys loved it.

1631
02:00:07,080 --> 02:00:09,560
You can go listen to that episode later.

1632
02:00:09,560 --> 02:00:10,960
Jackie Chan's First Strike.

1633
02:00:10,960 --> 02:00:11,920
This is going to be great.

1634
02:00:11,920 --> 02:00:14,600
Maybe we even, oh, I've got some ideas already.

1635
02:00:14,600 --> 02:00:15,440
Great.

1636
02:00:15,440 --> 02:00:16,280
Oh, perfect.

1637
02:00:18,880 --> 02:00:20,280
This has been Fried Rice Podcast.

1638
02:00:20,280 --> 02:00:22,840
With me as always is Austin.

1639
02:00:22,840 --> 02:00:25,760
He, oh wait, we're still doing,

1640
02:00:25,760 --> 02:00:27,120
no, fuck it, we're done with the gang thing.

1641
02:00:27,120 --> 02:00:31,160
He muled several pounds of cocaine for me,

1642
02:00:31,160 --> 02:00:33,760
three hours from Phoenix-ish to be here.

1643
02:00:34,720 --> 02:00:35,560
Beryl.

1644
02:00:35,560 --> 02:00:36,920
No, I didn't.

1645
02:00:36,920 --> 02:00:40,280
Michael, he almost died due to the amount of drugs

1646
02:00:40,280 --> 02:00:42,520
he's done in his life, especially over here,

1647
02:00:42,520 --> 02:00:45,160
all the drugs he's muled all over the place for me.

1648
02:00:45,160 --> 02:00:46,440
He thinks he's a delivery driver,

1649
02:00:46,440 --> 02:00:48,640
but really it's all just drugs.

1650
02:00:48,640 --> 02:00:50,040
Larson.

1651
02:00:50,040 --> 02:00:51,680
Chelyos, motherfucker.

1652
02:00:51,680 --> 02:00:53,440
It's Brennan.

1653
02:00:53,440 --> 02:00:54,680
I'm not going to incriminate him.

1654
02:00:54,680 --> 02:00:57,680
Da da da, da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.

1655
02:00:57,680 --> 02:00:59,560
Da da da, da da da da da da da da da da da da da.

1656
02:00:59,560 --> 02:01:01,320
Simply up to Boston.

1657
02:01:01,320 --> 02:01:04,760
Like being Reims, I'm a figment of your imagination, Andy.

1658
02:01:04,760 --> 02:01:06,600
Oh shit, that's so cool.

1659
02:01:06,600 --> 02:01:08,600
I've got great imagination.

1660
02:01:08,600 --> 02:01:11,040
I've been your host, Andy Rice,

1661
02:01:11,040 --> 02:01:15,320
kingpin of all of Tri-State area.

1662
02:01:15,320 --> 02:01:18,120
This is Fried Rice Podcast.

1663
02:01:18,120 --> 02:01:21,440
We've been fried, we've been podcast, we've been rice.

1664
02:01:21,440 --> 02:01:22,480
I did that wrong.

1665
02:01:22,480 --> 02:01:23,600
Have a good night.

1666
02:01:23,600 --> 02:01:49,440
I'll see you next time.