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Oh my god, where am I?

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What's happening?

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Oh god, how'd I get here?

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Oh god!

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Oh, let me open up the space pod next to me.

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Oh god, it's Lieutenant Austin.

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He was in hypersleep for three hours, Farrell.

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Check me in on Cha Cha.

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Oh god, here's another one.

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Here's another hyperspot.

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He's Michael- Oh, Christ, he's dead, Larson.

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Oh god, he's one of those fucking monsters.

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Let's kill him!

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And welcome to a very space-themed episode of Fried Rice Podcast.

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I'm your host, Andy Rice.

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Let's get fried.

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I did that backwards, I think.

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And I don't know if that was William Shatner or if I was pretending to float away in space,

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but it was whatever you guys wanted.

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I am very high.

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Yeah, high.

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This is our second episode in a row of filming.

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Welcome everybody to another episode of Fried Rice Podcast.

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We're going to be talking about a movie later on called Pandora 2009.

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2009.

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I was going to say 2009, that's not how we use words.

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The year we make contact.

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Yeah, and that's 21- No, we don't make contact in this movie.

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Because they're mutants.

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But I guess we do make- That's weird.

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Oh, there's contact made.

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Okay, we'll get into it.

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But first, how was everyone's week?

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Fucking, I just relaxed most of the week, really.

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Read some books, watched some movies, exercised.

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And you'll tell us which ones you recommend later on in our rec rec rec rec rec rec.

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Yeah, I added it this last episode.

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It's in there.

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Mike, anything interesting happen with you?

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You were painting a house earlier.

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I was painting a classroom, actually.

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A classroom.

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Yeah, they go back to school next week, so we had to go in and paint the classroom.

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My wife's classroom has been like this dull brown color that school painted it years ago.

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So she wanted it, so it's now purple.

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Purple.

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Light purple and violet and then dark purple on the bottom.

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So I spent the last three days.

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And how old are the kids that she teaches?

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Third grade.

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Third grade.

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Yeah, purple.

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Eleven, twelve.

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I went to a wedding yesterday.

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Shout out to Mike and Suzy.

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Woo woo!

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Hey hey!

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Congratulations, you guys.

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You guys have met Papa Mike and Suzy.

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Papa Mike's been on.

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Yeah, Papa Mike's been on the episode.

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Yeah, he got married to Suzy.

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They've been together for so long.

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It was so nice seeing them.

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I got to hang out with Ryan.

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I got to hang out with some of my friends.

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Ryan's been on the show as well.

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Ryan Khan.

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You might know him from his failed podcast, Bros and Khan.

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He's also going to be potentially doing a new little segment for the show with me.

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Well, for at least six or seven weeks.

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I hope it's not that god-awful mobster reviews a fucking movie in his voice.

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You mean where it's just Burt?

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No, he's going to be Burt.

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Welcome to Johnny Fucko's fucking restaurant spaghetti and meatballs.

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Hey, Pastrami, this fucking guy in the movie.

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He goes to the fuck.

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He does that all the time?

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No, that was on an episode and I was like, what's happening right now?

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Who did that?

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Ryan.

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Ryan Khan.

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Oh my god, that was him doing it.

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Bros and Khans.

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Yeah, yeah, that's funny.

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I like that.

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Did I do it back with him?

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Because I feel like I've got a new orc guy inside of me.

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That'll be my last episode here.

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Hey, what are you talking about?

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Yeah, so the wedding was great.

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It was outside.

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And for those of you who don't know, here in Bullhead City, Arizona, it was probably

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what, 117, 118?

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It was hot.

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A baby died on the lake in Havasu.

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So that's neat.

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Fucking way to bring it down.

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It's literally half of my Facebook feed right now is people arguing over whether the parents

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should be blamed or not.

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They left the baby on a boat.

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They took the baby on the boat.

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I see that post.

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And I didn't even notice until everyone started talking about it because as soon as I read

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couple on their boat, I was like, fuck you rich people and didn't know what happened.

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Yeah, let's not open with baby death.

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Jesus Christ.

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So yeah, congrats to Mike and Suzy, I guess, for their wedding.

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It was great.

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I bought them a vacuum cleaner because it was on their list of registry items and I hate

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their dog.

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And so in the note I wrote, I hope it scares the shit out of your fucking double dog.

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I fucking hate their dog so much.

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I love almost every dog.

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But this dog from, I'm talking puppy hood, when they got it, little puppy didn't like

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me, never trust me.

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And then one of the guests at the wedding last night, I was talking to her and she said

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that like, yeah, their dog hates me and every dog loves me.

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I was like, me too.

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It's like that dog, there's something wrong with it.

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Like it's a fucked up dog.

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So your dog sucks, but I love you guys.

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And it was a wonderful wedding.

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Thanks for inviting me.

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I had a great time.

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All right.

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So what are we smoking?

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And by we, I mainly mean me because Mike is kind of not smoking and I and Austin, as you

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all know, just gets contacted.

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Yeah.

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I'm smoking Fatso is the brand.

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It's a sumo wrestler with a baseball bat.

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And he's that looks awesome.

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He's hitting garlic cloves with his garlic weed.

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I don't understand the reference here.

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He's hitting a clove of garlic with a baseball bat and on his on his nut covering is like

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penis covering the sumo penis covering.

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It looks like it's some oranges.

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So you tell me what that means, please.

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For the love of God, what strain of my smoking?

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Obviously you've never watched Japanese baseball.

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Anti vampire, I guess, which is great for our next episode.

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But I don't know what you're talking about, Andy.

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Oh, yeah.

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For months from now when it comes out.

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By the way, everybody, if you're once ago when we recorded it, well, this is this is

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going to come out first.

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So ladies and gentlemen, look forward to October.

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We have a very special treat for the last 17 nights of Halloween.

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It's going to be great.

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So just keep an eye out.

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That's a couple of months from now.

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We're recording them now.

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You heard it here first.

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Heard it here first on the Pandorum episode.

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So that's the what are we smoking?

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Let's get into the movie, you guys.

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The movie is Pandorum 2009.

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This was Andy Rice pick.

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That's me.

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It stars Dennis Quaid, Ben Foster, Cam Gigandet.

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Who I actually like.

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And I'll tell you why.

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He's the guy from Never Back Down, which is an MMA movie where he's like a high school

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kid trying to MMA.

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It's got Norman Reedus for about 10 seconds.

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How much did they pay him?

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I want to know how much they paid him.

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That's insane.

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And then it's got Anjie Trow, which I don't know who that is.

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And then that's that's the cast.

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She's a foreign actress.

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And I was like, is that Maggie from Walking Dead?

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Did they have two Walking Dead characters in this movie?

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And no, it was not.

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She's like a foreign actress.

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So let's get into it.

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First off, I just want to highlight some.

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I just want to highlight how atmospheric this movie is.

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If say what you will about whatever you want to say, what you're going to say, because I do know that there's some silly ish aspects of when the mutant fighting goes down later.

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But I mean, everything about this movie is dark, creepy, abandoned spaceship horror atmosphere.

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I got like chills.

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I got creeps when I was watching it.

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I don't know if you guys agree with that.

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I wrote just what I thought a space war couldn't get any more claustrophobic.

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Yeah, claustrophobic as fuck.

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Really dark. Can't see a lot.

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So it's got Ben Foster.

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OK, who?

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What? OK, what?

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Ben Foster?

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No, what were you saying?

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It's dark. You can't see a lot.

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I do more to add to that.

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Yeah, I do.

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They're on a ship big enough to house the population of Earth, yet it feels more cramped than my first apartment.

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Well, I get what you're saying.

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Not the population of Earth.

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It's got 50,000 people on it.

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But efficiency.

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I actually think that things would be that tight.

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Think about how we make submarines.

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You fit as many Navy people you can on a submarine, right?

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Which makes no damn sense if you think about it.

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Let's put all these people in this box underwater that we only need one person to push a button in.

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We don't really need...

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I've never been on a submarine.

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I don't know how many people actually needs to run a submarine.

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You would imagine you'd want at least a few people.

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I'm saying a few, but I'm saying it doesn't need to...

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In World War II, they had it right.

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They held like five or six people.

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Now we've got the submarine with missiles that they just launched.

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But yet it takes 900 people instead of the six we had in World War II with all the rudimentary stuff in World War II you would think would take more people to run, not less.

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As technology goes, it's supposed to take less people into the equation, not more.

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No, because you have to take into consideration that just because something has become easier to use doesn't make it less complicated.

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Because the machinery, the computery behind it all is much more advanced.

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But that goes away from every other technology you can think of.

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All this other technology, we talk about it every day.

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What's ChatGTV going to do? Take away all these jobs because we're not going to need all these people.

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So you shouldn't need as many people to run one thing.

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But the way that works is when a machine comes to replace a job, then the new jobs get put in that vacuum.

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We're never jobless.

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But not in that space. What happens is, for example, an automotive line.

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The robots come on, less people are on that automotive line.

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Yes, they might be working in somewhere else now, but they're not on that automotive line.

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In a submarine, we're putting more and more people on the submarine. It makes no sense.

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Well, I don't know the amount of people you put on a submarine.

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It's 900 now.

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You looked it up. It's 900 people.

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I've just known that my whole life. I was in the military. It's just, well, a big sub has like 900 people on it.

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But that's I mean, but I feel like it just sounds right to me.

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How big is this fucking submarine?

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Submarines are pretty big now. Yeah, they're there.

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I'm thinking 90 is pushing it. No, no.

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I was thinking 90 would be nice.

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Then you got to have all the food. That's a lot of food.

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A lot. If you if you've never seen a nuclear submarine there, well, the poop you can shoot out there.

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The size of a submarine, the size of a cruise ship.

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I've never I did not know they were so big.

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Well, the smaller, not the giant, there's giant ships, giant submarines.

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We're talking like last ship.

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Yeah. Sort of. Yes, exactly.

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Big ship. I was thinking like Red October.

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Let's get back to this pooping thing. Do you think that the toilets just the way that I would do it?

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Well, he said that's a lot of poop for a submarine.

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I'm thinking I agree. But back to this movie, poop.

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But real quick, if you were to the way that I would design would be like an airplane toilet.

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So you would shit into it and then it would do that suction thing that sucks it out and then it would just shoot it right into the ocean.

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I think that's what it does. Oh, that's so great.

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Yeah. You just see a submarine fly by and just a little every now and then just rockets of shit fly out the side of it or whatever.

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And you know, some animals, some fish is like either getting a shit facial.

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It doesn't expect it or they're going to eat that shit.

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And you would then that's your dinner.

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You would think they would have an automatic bidet on there since they're in the water.

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I like the way you think salt water by day.

259
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Yeah. Oh, salt water adds some friction.

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That would really clean you out. Sandblast your asshole.

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It would really clean you out.

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And it's that it's fresh, although there'd have to be a filter, a filtration system.

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I wouldn't want to accidentally shoot an eel up my ass or something, you know, like a little snake or something.

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It's like a microscopic fish. It just gets launched.

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It's direct access to my bottle. It doesn't make me feel good.

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So Ben Foster is is the is the main actor.

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Swaying Ben Foster. Swaying Ben Foster. I love him so much.

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He is in three ten to Yuma. He plays a bad guy that is very good.

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He's in a movie called Bang Bang.

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You're dead, which is an adaptation of a stage play called Bang Bang.

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You're dead, which I don't know if you're familiar with that. But Bang Bang.

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You're dead is the it's a play about a school shooter who is in jail being revisited by all of the kids that he killed that day in class or like at school.

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Right. And it's just like really emotional, impactful thing.

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Ben Foster's Bang Bang. You're dead. He plays a high school student who previously the year before got in a lot of trouble for making for getting in like with a crew and making threats to do some violence at school.

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And nothing happened. But now he's back at school.

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Everybody thinks he's a weirdo. And he gets asked to be put like the drama teachers like, you know, it'll help.

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Why don't you play the lead character in this play called Bang Bang. You're dead about a school shooter.

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And then he ends up getting mixed in with a new crowd of kids who are actually going to shoot up the school.

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And he ends up stopping it all from happening. It's pretty great. There's a click in the school school shooters like we're the school.

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Yeah, the jocks over there. There's the cop kids. There's the nerds.

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There's the school shooters. One of them is going to do it. Everybody knows there's just two dudes in a trench coats.

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He has been in so many good things that are underrated. Alpha dog. He's in that and he's amazing in it.

283
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He's in a one called medieval that I wanted to watch. But he looks pretty badass.

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It looks like a one of those revenge, old timey revenge kind of things.

285
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But I just yeah, I'm a big Ben Foster fan. And then we've got hard for me to see him as anything.

286
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But the guy with all the piercings in the punisher.

287
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Yeah, he is the guy with all the piercings in the punisher. That is him. You're absolutely right.

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The Dennis Quaid, of course, he's frequency. He's day after tomorrow. He's that baseball movie.

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He's been in. He's been in so many things, dude. He's Dennis Quaid. You know, we love him.

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But the one the secret, the secret sauce here is this cam cam giga net giga net from Never Back Down.

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But he's also in Twilight. He's also Twilight. That's not the reason I like him.

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I mean, he's great. Twilight. There was a movie that he was in that's just one of those like

293
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I know easy a is pretty good. Never Back Down. Priest.

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Priest is just one of those weird like Batman priest with with Paul Bettany.

295
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You guys ever see this? Yeah. I mean, it's literally it's it's Batman.

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But if he was a priest, well, I mean, it's not literally it's not a DC guy.

297
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But yeah, it's it's Batman priest. But anyway, he's in that city.

298
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The city's full of lots of kids to molest. I'm the priest. Fuck them kids.

299
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I intend to. But the Joker is like an atheist.

300
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Yeah. The Joker's like so he's so trying to protect the children.

301
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Yeah. Yeah. You're scum.

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He's like it's like the Joker's just throwing his his trying to save these kids.

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The priest goes out. You. It's like my priest rings that priest hangs at you.

304
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Yeah. He's got to have a British accent Joker. Oh, man.

305
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Well, anyway, so Ben Foster wakes up from hyper sleep.

306
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Do you want to use the term waking up? Holy.

307
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Those are the most terrifying parts of this movie.

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When I watch this movie, the waking up is terrifying.

309
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Yeah, because you're you have an oxygen mask on, no memory of what's going on.

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This weird second skin that you have to like slime off of you.

311
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His his pod didn't open, so he was like waking up and freaking out, like screaming shit.

312
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I was terrified. Yeah.

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This movie actually has one of the most terrifying death scenes I've ever seen,

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which involves that. And I think I figured out everyone.

315
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You know how everyone has everyone has their weird thing of like, oh, I don't like, you know,

316
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needles going into the eye and like that's like your biggest, you know, or like.

317
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Sure. Simple things. Teeth like for me.

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Teeth pulled out like anything, anything going anything going into the top of your head, killing you.

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Just like when we saw when we did Red State and they shoot the guy on the top of his head.

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And then this guy, this other guy wakes up out of his pod and he has no idea what's going on.

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All these fucking creatures that look like Lord of the Ring orcs mixed with Voldo from Soul Calibur attacking him.

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And then he just gets fucking straight pike down the top of his fucking skull.

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I was like the most freakiest. What you just said, this one I said.

324
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Meanwhile, they're being hunted by what looks like the result of a three way between Gollum,

325
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a xenomorph and a pro wrestler.

326
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I was thinking orc from Lord of the Rings, but mixed with Voldo from Soul Calibur.

327
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No, mixed with Baraka from Mortal Kombat. Baraka. Yeah.

328
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Mixed with Baraka. I mean, it could be all three of those.

329
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But yeah, we all ugly creatures. They're ugly creatures.

330
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They're not necessarily the most intimidating, but they are.

331
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They can be like when they're running down the some creepy moments.

332
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But what it's funny that you brought up that death as not sitting right with you because of the the top down from the top of the head death.

333
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What doesn't sit right with me with that? I agree with you that that's the most horrifying death, but for a completely different reason.

334
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It's this guy wakes up with no memory.

335
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And the first thing that happens to him within the first 10 seconds of his life is he gets overrun by monsters and eaten to death.

336
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That is the equivalent of like a newborn baby being like like killed as it comes out the womb.

337
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No idea what's going on. A newborn baby with enough consciousness and thoughts to know what's happening.

338
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Like, oh, it's terrifying that like that got me. That was gut wrenching.

339
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Let's see. Oh, then they get into the when they talk about what?

340
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So so Ben Foster gets out. He opens up Dennis Quaid's pod. They both get kind of cleaned up. They both get in uniform.

341
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You find out that Dennis Quaid is commanding officer in charge of their group.

342
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And then you find out Ben Foss and so Ben Foster is like underneath him. Right.

343
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And their flight through five, they were supposed to get woken up eight years into the mission to do their bit.

344
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And then I'm sure they go back asleep and probably woken up another eight years or something.

345
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What do you think it is like rotations like because it says like they're out for eight years.

346
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They probably do like a year rotation, maybe go back. I think it's like alien like like Prometheus.

347
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They wake up before they're about to land somewhere. Well, no, this one specifically is a hundred.

348
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This was supposed to be a hundred year mission or whatever to get to the planet. Right. Right.

349
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So they were going like a hundred and fifty year mission or something.

350
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So what like I would imagine and he said he was only supposed to be asleep for eight years.

351
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So what I'm thinking is flight group five, eight years into the missions, they must be on a different time.

352
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So maybe they're like their shifts are longer, like an eight year breaks down into five shifts or whatever. Four shifts.

353
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Oh, so to two year shifts. So that's what it is. They do a two year shift.

354
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So you're woken up, you do two years, you get put into hyperspace.

355
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And then depending on how many flight crews there are, if there's 20 flight crews, you get 40 years of work before you have to reset.

356
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So then that's or if you do 50 and it's 150 years, then you do three cycles of work.

357
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Everyone does three two year shifts, total six years and get to live on a new planet.

358
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But I don't think that that's much of a prize because this new planet, you also have to colonize and colonization is tough.

359
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It's a hard, hard process, especially with a foreign planet.

360
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I read a book series where the last one is about a guy trying to colonize this like planet that has kind of werewolves on it.

361
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But anyway, it doesn't matter. So I put when they're talking about their so they're discussing things and they bring up Pandora and what it is.

362
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And that's like space sickness. That lore filling is cool.

363
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The the like would see the lore filling. Oh, yeah. Like that. What happened? That big cautionary tale. The guy launched all the pods.

364
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Another horrifying judge. Yeah, I put space. I was like, holy shit.

365
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Launching five thousand pods is a crazy sad way to die.

366
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Like if you're like me, all this movie, everything about it is like so claustrophobic.

367
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And it's that's and that's my thing. Yours is the top of the head. Mine is the claustrophobia.

368
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I cannot like I don't do elevators. I'll I'll wait for it to get on one by myself.

369
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Oh, yeah. When he's climbing down the shaft upside down. Yeah, I can't.

370
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This this movie, though, I was uncomfortable for this entire movie.

371
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How about from the pods to the things that it's all claustrophobic.

372
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How about when we meet young Dennis Quaid? I mean, I know that that's a twist.

373
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But I mean, what about when we meets his other person?

374
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When you see that hand coming out of the wires and he's like debating whether or not to pull him through.

375
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But he pulls it through. Oh, you think actually now that I think about it,

376
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he was debating whether or not to pull him through.

377
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Do you think that was his last semblance of sanity?

378
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Do you I mean, I know that he was crazy and he did some crazy shit because we'll find out later that that's the twist.

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But like at that moment, when he's like season, he's having a moment of doubt where he's like, should I reach and grab this guy's hand?

380
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Do you think it's because he was thinking like the hands not really there.

381
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Don't grab it or this is a scary hand. I shouldn't grab it.

382
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I don't know. Everything in the movie tells you not that he shouldn't have grabbed that hand.

383
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Yeah, he should have. Throughout the whole thing, he never tells Ben Foster like, oh, I got this other guy up here with me.

384
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Exactly. And I'm like, what's going on here?

385
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And I still didn't realize it until it's like until it until the movie reveals it. It's a good twist. Yeah.

386
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It's a great twist, which I mean, I guess if you're just listening home, the twist is that Dennis Quaid,

387
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he's rescuing this guy and the guy ends up being him, just of his like a manifestation of him in his brain.

388
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And so you find out that Dennis Quaid wasn't in hypersleep, not really.

389
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Or he put himself in, but not in his pod. Like what he did was he's he was part of the first flight crew.

390
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He got Pandora. He killed the flight crew and then put himself in hypers.

391
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Or then what did he then he just stayed awake the whole time, right? The 20 years, 30 years or whatever, 40 years.

392
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And now anybody else? The ship, Elysium. Yeah, there's a movie called Elysium.

393
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OK, and they're kind of the same, but not the same movie. But I mean, the same ship almost like.

394
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Wait, looks wise. Well, just size wise. I mean, the whole. I thought Elysium was a planet in the movie.

395
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Elysium is the name of the ship. No, I know that in this movie I'm talking about the movie Elysium.

396
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I'm not sure they're going on a ship to the planet Elysium. Yeah, that's the difference. I haven't seen it.

397
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Yeah, Elysium. I didn't know if it was related. That's what I'm asking.

398
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No, they're not related at all. There's a Matt Damon space movie, I think, is Elysium.

399
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And that's they're trying to get to the planet. I think Elysium, if we're just going to be it,

400
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it's probably some space term and that's why everybody uses it. No, it's actually not.

401
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I did look that up because I was curious. It's it's like Greek or something like that.

402
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It's it's it it refers to it says it's a state of perfect happiness.

403
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Well, this one says the abode of the blessed after death in classic mythology.

404
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The Elysium fields or Elysium plains is the conception of the afterlife that developed over time

405
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and was maintained by some Greek religions and philosophical sex and cults with Greek Valhalla.

406
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It's a Greek underworld realm of Hades realm of Hades.

407
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So it says realm of Hades. That's hell, not heaven.

408
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Well, it says underworld Hades never.

409
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Hell, Disney made Hades look like like it was a hell.

410
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And I think but I I don't think that they believed in hell and heaven.

411
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They believed in the underworld. You just your body goes to the river sticks.

412
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And I think you go to the underworld. And I don't think it's a torture.

413
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I think it's just you. It's like a nothingness.

414
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And I think that's bad. Like no one wants to exist and nothingness.

415
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But I never I never took it as a and Hades is just the ruler of the underworld.

416
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He I think it's he's not a bad person.

417
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He just doesn't want to rule the underworld.

418
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He wants a better domain, depending on what mythology you read.

419
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But yeah, Elysium, that's cool.

420
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And it also makes sense now that everybody calls their ship Elysium.

421
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It's the same reason why we get so many other things, the Valkyries, you know, that kind of shit.

422
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Like it's just one of those things that people can't come up with a new Greek words to use for shit.

423
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See, you learn more here than tick tock. No, not really.

424
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I'll do for when like 30 minutes. It's that long to get.

425
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That's what Elysium be. Yeah.

426
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So then Ben Foster gets out into the main part of the ship, doesn't open the door for Dennis Quaid,

427
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which he was supposed to do, but he doesn't because there was like a bit of a distrust moment in that.

428
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And then he moves on. You find out that there are a couple of things.

429
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First, Normus Redis is on the ship and he's there for two seconds.

430
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Enormous Redis, Enormous Redis. What did I call him?

431
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You called him Normus Redis. What's his name? Norman. Norman Redis.

432
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There you go. Normus. Enormous Redis.

433
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You know, from that Amazon delivery simulator. Yeah.

434
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That's really good.

435
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Norman Redis is in it for literally two seconds. Oh, but he's Shepard.

436
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Isn't that the name? Isn't that the pod that Dennis Quaid goes by the whole time?

437
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Or does it go by Peyton?

438
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I don't remember. I don't remember either.

439
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I'm trying to think and I'm thinking all I keep thinking, this movie just has images in my head, which.

440
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Yeah, there's things that stick out like he finds Ben Foster finds that security cabinet

441
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and he has to give the door lock a hand job to open it.

442
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Sure. Little technology, things like that.

443
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It's great. I like that they had the actually I speak of just those little technology things.

444
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The fact that they have an auxiliary hand cranked power supply is ingenious for space design.

445
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It's like one of those radios with a crank on it in an emergency work no matter what.

446
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And I like that they have that like a limited because honestly,

447
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if you're in that room in that spaceship room, right, you're not trying to power the whole ship.

448
00:28:06,060 --> 00:28:09,060
You don't you're not you don't need to control the engines. You don't need to control anything.

449
00:28:09,060 --> 00:28:13,060
You need some light sources and you need a computer to work. Right.

450
00:28:13,060 --> 00:28:17,060
That's like two or three plugs worth of electricity. That's not a lot.

451
00:28:17,060 --> 00:28:24,060
And if you have a crank design that's in there that could have like a stored amount of power that you can physically crank.

452
00:28:24,060 --> 00:28:27,060
That makes sense. You could literally do that.

453
00:28:27,060 --> 00:28:29,060
I think space travel should have that in the future.

454
00:28:29,060 --> 00:28:34,060
Like I do think they should have manual like stuff so that in case you get a situation like this,

455
00:28:34,060 --> 00:28:37,060
you can get out of there or at least power up the room that you're in so you can operate.

456
00:28:37,060 --> 00:28:40,060
You know what I mean? I like that. So that was cool.

457
00:28:40,060 --> 00:28:46,060
So he gets out there. He meets Norman Reedus who gets killed immediately by zombies.

458
00:28:46,060 --> 00:28:49,060
I call them zombies, but they weren't. They're mutants. Yeah.

459
00:28:49,060 --> 00:29:00,060
So we find out later that they are we were they were given in the injection pods or in your hypersleep pods.

460
00:29:00,060 --> 00:29:12,060
They were given drugs or something to help the inhabitants survive over time in this new environment to give them like adaptability like stuff.

461
00:29:12,060 --> 00:29:21,060
But unfortunately, they were all released early and the adaptability drugs made them adapt to the ship instead.

462
00:29:21,060 --> 00:29:32,060
So now they're like space dwelling, like claustrophobic sheep, like ship orcs with the baraka orcs.

463
00:29:32,060 --> 00:29:38,060
And they're creepy. They're terrifying. They're strong. They have glow sticks in their hands.

464
00:29:38,060 --> 00:29:43,060
What was that? Orcaca. Orcaca.

465
00:29:43,060 --> 00:29:47,060
They are? Orcaca? Orcaca. Oh, orcaca. That's good.

466
00:29:47,060 --> 00:29:52,060
So the orcacas are running around. They have glow sticks in their hands. They're terrifying.

467
00:29:52,060 --> 00:29:59,060
I did put I I learned I found out earlier I was like this looks like a lot more than eight years has passed.

468
00:29:59,060 --> 00:30:03,060
Right. Since they launched. And I think it did. Right.

469
00:30:03,060 --> 00:30:11,060
Because we don't really know, I guess. Well, no, because he's Ben Foster said he's supposed to wake up eight years after launch.

470
00:30:11,060 --> 00:30:15,060
Dennis Quaid was part of the first launch team and he was much younger.

471
00:30:15,060 --> 00:30:21,060
He aged 20 something years. So he's been just showing just doing shit on the ship.

472
00:30:21,060 --> 00:30:25,060
Fucking the orcacas fucking orcacas make him more of a baby orcaca.

473
00:30:25,060 --> 00:30:32,060
We saw early times kind of a thing. You don't really want to pay attention to this because like Ben Foster was I've been here for like, I don't know, an hour.

474
00:30:32,060 --> 00:30:35,060
It's like it's been 10 minutes. It's like what was he doing?

475
00:30:35,060 --> 00:30:38,060
Just hanging out in a dark hallway. Just like, what the fuck, dude? Like maybe.

476
00:30:38,060 --> 00:30:42,060
But it's like, oh, it's been eight hours now. Like, it's been eight fucking hours now.

477
00:30:42,060 --> 00:30:45,060
It was an hour, like 20 minutes ago. Yeah, time is.

478
00:30:45,060 --> 00:30:50,060
But speaking of time, Mike, 44 minutes and 28 seconds.

479
00:30:50,060 --> 00:30:54,060
Titties. No, I had a really good fart that scratched my asshole.

480
00:30:54,060 --> 00:30:57,060
I just had to write that down. It wasn't a titty.

481
00:30:57,060 --> 00:31:01,060
No, no, there's any. I don't think there is any titties.

482
00:31:01,060 --> 00:31:05,060
Oh, I wish there were that orcacas titties.

483
00:31:05,060 --> 00:31:07,060
No, no, those don't count.

484
00:31:07,060 --> 00:31:14,060
I don't think this movie has more whispering in it than The Quiet Place, which is insane.

485
00:31:14,060 --> 00:31:17,060
This movie has so much whispering in it, I turned the subtitles on.

486
00:31:17,060 --> 00:31:22,060
I couldn't watch it without it. I was like and I had to lower the speed a little bit of what I was watching.

487
00:31:22,060 --> 00:31:24,060
Because in space no one can hear you whisper.

488
00:31:24,060 --> 00:31:28,060
Yeah, in space. No one can hear you.

489
00:31:28,060 --> 00:31:34,060
Why are they so dirty? Literally covered in dirt. Vietnamese guy and the girl.

490
00:31:34,060 --> 00:31:35,060
How many years have they been there?

491
00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:40,060
No. Where did the dirt come from is my question, Mike.

492
00:31:40,060 --> 00:31:42,060
I'm not complaining about the girl being dirty. That was kind of hot.

493
00:31:42,060 --> 00:31:45,060
Oh, well, that's fine. And the foreign accent too.

494
00:31:45,060 --> 00:31:48,060
No, they do explain the dirt. They explain the dirt.

495
00:31:48,060 --> 00:31:53,060
The ship has a... it actually shows them in it.

496
00:31:53,060 --> 00:31:57,060
They're in a freaking... you see their white eyes when they get down in that shit.

497
00:31:57,060 --> 00:32:00,060
Are you talking about that shitty shit? Yeah, the shitty shit hole thing.

498
00:32:00,060 --> 00:32:02,060
The fan shit hole? Yeah.

499
00:32:02,060 --> 00:32:07,060
Oh, the big fucking... The Star Wars rip-off is what we called it.

500
00:32:07,060 --> 00:32:10,060
The shit compactor. Yeah, the shit compactor.

501
00:32:10,060 --> 00:32:15,060
Orkaka compactor. The Orkaka compactor.

502
00:32:15,060 --> 00:32:20,060
Dude, that was a big monster orgy. Oh, that was an awesome fucking scene.

503
00:32:20,060 --> 00:32:26,060
Right after that I'm like ugh. And they just swam through that human bile with all the bodies piled up behind them.

504
00:32:26,060 --> 00:32:29,060
Right in between both of those scenes, it went to commercial.

505
00:32:29,060 --> 00:32:33,060
It was a Venus commercial, some shit shaving her pussy.

506
00:32:33,060 --> 00:32:36,060
I'm your Venus. I'm your goddess. Your desire.

507
00:32:36,060 --> 00:32:39,060
I don't need to look at a woman's pelvis after just seeing all that right now.

508
00:32:39,060 --> 00:32:42,060
I'll tell you a little trick because I know you've got most of the streamers.

509
00:32:42,060 --> 00:32:45,060
This was on Paramount as well, just so you know.

510
00:32:45,060 --> 00:32:47,060
Oh, yeah. I'm defaulting on a bunch of those right now.

511
00:32:47,060 --> 00:32:50,060
We all watched it on Tubi. Did you?

512
00:32:50,060 --> 00:32:55,060
Everyone did, Mike, including you, our sponsor Tubi. Our future sponsor Tubi.

513
00:32:55,060 --> 00:32:57,060
I was going to say our future sponsor.

514
00:32:57,060 --> 00:33:00,060
Wait, no, my check or Clearman's Paramount.

515
00:33:00,060 --> 00:33:03,060
Wait a minute. Who wants to send us a check?

516
00:33:03,060 --> 00:33:07,060
Clearman's cheese bread. I would eat Clearman's cheese bread.

517
00:33:07,060 --> 00:33:15,060
That human bile over a mass of mutated orgy bodies of Orkaka's.

518
00:33:15,060 --> 00:33:19,060
I just see you sitting there like you guys want some? No? You cool? OK, you're fucking all right. Cool.

519
00:33:19,060 --> 00:33:22,060
No, that's great.

520
00:33:22,060 --> 00:33:27,060
I oh, then we meet the Vietnamese guy. He's cool. He's killing people.

521
00:33:27,060 --> 00:33:31,060
He's badass. He helps Ben Foster throughout with the chick, the foreign chick.

522
00:33:31,060 --> 00:33:35,060
They're all trying to figure shit out. She doesn't really have much of a memory either.

523
00:33:35,060 --> 00:33:41,060
She knows more than him. I think the ship design in this is pretty cool.

524
00:33:41,060 --> 00:33:45,060
Oh, I like that when the three of them team up to take down the one alien

525
00:33:45,060 --> 00:33:47,060
and then afterwards, they're all just fucking stabbing.

526
00:33:47,060 --> 00:33:49,060
Oh, yeah, I kept all together. I was like, that was great.

527
00:33:49,060 --> 00:33:55,060
I kept saying gang shit, gang shit, gang shit. So good.

528
00:33:55,060 --> 00:33:58,060
Oh, and then we get the crazy guy eating people.

529
00:33:58,060 --> 00:34:04,060
And I think I put it in it. I wrote down. I don't know why he cannibal Bill Cosby.

530
00:34:04,060 --> 00:34:10,060
Then he canna Bill Cosby. Cannibal Cosby. Oh, that's so good.

531
00:34:10,060 --> 00:34:14,060
You should put that on a T-shirt specifically with that guy's face.

532
00:34:14,060 --> 00:34:21,060
You should put like Domburg glasses on. I'm Bill Cosby. That was really good.

533
00:34:21,060 --> 00:34:25,060
So they get kidnapped by the guy. He's crazy. He's going to eat him.

534
00:34:25,060 --> 00:34:30,060
I get it. You know, you got to eat to survive. I'm not eating bugs.

535
00:34:30,060 --> 00:34:34,060
I'll eat a person over bugs. By the way, that was a real bug.

536
00:34:34,060 --> 00:34:38,060
That was a real bug. Ben Foster refused to eat the prop bug.

537
00:34:38,060 --> 00:34:43,060
Wow. And he did it cold, too, dude. He did it like no reaction.

538
00:34:43,060 --> 00:34:47,060
He didn't fucking give a shit. He was just.

539
00:34:47,060 --> 00:34:51,060
Yeah. In the moment, that character was like, yeah, I need to eat.

540
00:34:51,060 --> 00:34:55,060
I just ate it. But Ben Foster, man, he's like, I got this.

541
00:34:55,060 --> 00:34:58,060
You could see now that you said that there's a move.

542
00:34:58,060 --> 00:35:03,060
There's a no, no, but there's a there's a moment where he kind of there's a second.

543
00:35:03,060 --> 00:35:06,060
There's a little leg on the grass or whatever.

544
00:35:06,060 --> 00:35:09,060
But something moves inside of him and he deals with it.

545
00:35:09,060 --> 00:35:11,060
And that moment was swallowing.

546
00:35:11,060 --> 00:35:14,060
When you're thinking about how all this happens before they tell you,

547
00:35:14,060 --> 00:35:21,060
they're like, oh, you know, we had a big, big sperm bank and something got crossed.

548
00:35:21,060 --> 00:35:23,060
And, you know, now we have all these mutants. Yeah.

549
00:35:23,060 --> 00:35:28,060
I was thinking like, you know, they got all these people on the ship to fly out in the middle of nowhere.

550
00:35:28,060 --> 00:35:34,060
They probably brought some stuff with them. And one person brought our podcast on the board.

551
00:35:34,060 --> 00:35:40,060
We got it got stuck on a loop in one of the paws and it just mutated.

552
00:35:40,060 --> 00:35:45,060
And welcome to screaming.

553
00:35:45,060 --> 00:35:51,060
That's what they're all. And they're all just when they're doing the orgy, they're all just like saying, slipstream.

554
00:35:51,060 --> 00:35:55,060
That's terrifying. Fuck you.

555
00:35:55,060 --> 00:35:58,060
Jellios. Jellios.

556
00:35:58,060 --> 00:36:01,060
They're just podcast fans.

557
00:36:01,060 --> 00:36:06,060
They're all the ship gets taken over by Rice presidents.

558
00:36:06,060 --> 00:36:11,060
There's a statue of me, a really unflattering statue of me in the middle of the ship.

559
00:36:11,060 --> 00:36:13,060
Holding a thing of Clearman's cheese.

560
00:36:13,060 --> 00:36:17,060
It's just made of Clearman's cheese, Fred.

561
00:36:17,060 --> 00:36:19,060
What's that?

562
00:36:19,060 --> 00:36:21,060
I don't think you did intros on this podcast.

563
00:36:21,060 --> 00:36:23,060
I did. Remember, I opened up your pod.

564
00:36:23,060 --> 00:36:25,060
Oh, yeah, you did. That's right.

565
00:36:25,060 --> 00:36:34,060
Mike's high. There's like a queen mutant that has like these big, disgusting udders and it just spews Clearman's cheese that feeds all of them.

566
00:36:34,060 --> 00:36:39,060
Oh, you're now now you're giving me some some kinks I didn't know existed.

567
00:36:39,060 --> 00:36:44,060
I'm like, would I suck a Clearman's cheese spread out of an alien utter?

568
00:36:44,060 --> 00:36:48,060
That's that's like you. I would like that's Andy's version of Homelander.

569
00:36:48,060 --> 00:36:50,060
It's just it's a titty.

570
00:36:50,060 --> 00:36:52,060
Clearman's. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah.

571
00:36:52,060 --> 00:36:55,060
I just dip. I dip my finger into it and I lick it like a titty.

572
00:36:55,060 --> 00:36:58,060
And I just I'm. Yeah.

573
00:36:58,060 --> 00:37:04,060
Oh, no, no, no, no. When you're saying that he's I forget you're behind on on the boys. You're behind.

574
00:37:04,060 --> 00:37:07,060
Let's not let's but you have to see that scene.

575
00:37:07,060 --> 00:37:13,060
So no, no, no, I know. I have it. I don't want let's not talk about it.

576
00:37:13,060 --> 00:37:15,060
David, where was it?

577
00:37:15,060 --> 00:37:19,060
Oh, no, I would I would I would like varsity blues.

578
00:37:19,060 --> 00:37:24,060
Put Clearman's cheese spread over just the nipples and just the vagina part of a of a girl.

579
00:37:24,060 --> 00:37:29,060
If she would remember that scene with the whipped cream still on the work.

580
00:37:29,060 --> 00:37:31,060
You have the time on Clearman's. I'm sorry.

581
00:37:31,060 --> 00:37:36,060
I got do you have the movie pulled up because I wrote down a timecode one twenty five forty.

582
00:37:36,060 --> 00:37:39,060
And I just remember why I was looking that up.

583
00:37:39,060 --> 00:37:41,060
The lore villains are really good in this.

584
00:37:41,060 --> 00:37:49,060
The one read the cautionary tale about Pando tale about Pandora when Ben Foster is talking about him as a kid.

585
00:37:49,060 --> 00:37:53,060
And he's standing right in front of that fucking TV, which pissed me off.

586
00:37:53,060 --> 00:38:03,060
What's the one twenty one one twenty five forty.

587
00:38:03,060 --> 00:38:06,060
And seconds after this.

588
00:38:06,060 --> 00:38:13,060
But and then it shows him like before he gets on the ship and he looks like he job master chief.

589
00:38:13,060 --> 00:38:17,060
Oh, yeah. OK, so this part something something.

590
00:38:17,060 --> 00:38:30,060
I'm going to maybe react. No.

591
00:38:30,060 --> 00:38:33,060
And that's three seconds. No, it's probably the same thing as me.

592
00:38:33,060 --> 00:38:35,060
This is that damn claustrophobia.

593
00:38:35,060 --> 00:38:40,060
It makes me uncomfortable watching just that little scene when let me out.

594
00:38:40,060 --> 00:38:44,060
I don't know. Well, yeah, just let it go.

595
00:38:44,060 --> 00:38:49,060
Go to one twenty five and just let it play. Maybe I'll remember and we'll get talking earlier.

596
00:38:49,060 --> 00:38:52,060
No, no, just a little earlier. Maybe it was some of this stuff.

597
00:38:52,060 --> 00:38:56,060
Oh, yeah. Something.

598
00:38:56,060 --> 00:38:59,060
All right. Well, we got to crank in that thing.

599
00:38:59,060 --> 00:39:01,060
Thank you. OK. Well, whatever.

600
00:39:01,060 --> 00:39:03,060
I don't know why I wrote that. I don't know.

601
00:39:03,060 --> 00:39:06,060
But I watch this back. I'm not watching this again.

602
00:39:06,060 --> 00:39:09,060
The set is the set design on this thing is good.

603
00:39:09,060 --> 00:39:12,060
You're you're right about that. It's all like grimy characters.

604
00:39:12,060 --> 00:39:16,060
Why is it so grimy, though? You're right. It is very grimy for space.

605
00:39:16,060 --> 00:39:19,060
You know why? Maybe now that I'm thinking about it.

606
00:39:19,060 --> 00:39:22,060
If you're going to have a cycling crew flight.

607
00:39:22,060 --> 00:39:24,060
So he was flight crew five.

608
00:39:24,060 --> 00:39:28,060
There's going to be maintenance crew five maintenance crew one.

609
00:39:28,060 --> 00:39:41,060
Right. So if you had maintenance crew, you have probably a bunch of other different types of crews to like keep the ship running and make sure that it's like you even have to have service crew to service the maintenance crew and service the flight crew.

610
00:39:41,060 --> 00:39:44,060
Something that says there's got to be seventy five or a hundred people at all times.

611
00:39:44,060 --> 00:39:51,060
Yeah, at least if there's fifty thousand people on that ship, I'd imagine one thousand at a time at the very least. Right.

612
00:39:51,060 --> 00:39:59,060
Just keep all the everything running. So, yeah, maybe the maintenance crew.

613
00:39:59,060 --> 00:40:17,060
Didn't like they said that they lost 30 percent of the samples. Maybe they they also remember when they walked into the corridor or where all the crowd tanks were of the wives, the wives and husbands or whatever, the non-essentials.

614
00:40:17,060 --> 00:40:21,060
They were all gone dead. So it's possible that the maintenance crew didn't make it.

615
00:40:21,060 --> 00:40:26,060
And you would need maintenance crew to constantly do upkeep on a ship.

616
00:40:26,060 --> 00:40:32,060
Is there dirt at all in space? That's what I have. No, but we have the we have the it's a back a cock.

617
00:40:32,060 --> 00:40:38,060
There's dust or cock a cock. There's a spider. There was a spider in the vent. Yeah.

618
00:40:38,060 --> 00:40:42,060
Which didn't make sense to me. Oh, I mean, unless they're keeping your on. Yeah.

619
00:40:42,060 --> 00:40:46,060
I mean, I guess if you're sitting a whole world, basically, you're going to have animals.

620
00:40:46,060 --> 00:40:50,060
You're going to have. Why would they send all those like would you really?

621
00:40:50,060 --> 00:40:58,060
Would you need a cow? Well, yeah, you would. But two cows. So you can see that the cows would fuck up the world that you're sending them to.

622
00:40:58,060 --> 00:41:02,060
Well, destroy the ecosystem. Also, it's got an interesting thought.

623
00:41:02,060 --> 00:41:10,060
Do you think that if you were to bring cows, spiders, all the stuff, all the stuff, right?

624
00:41:10,060 --> 00:41:17,060
Do you think that they would instinctively know to like stick with humans like aren't you're building an art?

625
00:41:17,060 --> 00:41:22,060
No, no, no. But what I'm saying is when you get to the planet, you get to the planet and you drop everything off.

626
00:41:22,060 --> 00:41:24,060
You now have animals that exist on this planet.

627
00:41:24,060 --> 00:41:37,060
Do you think that they having come from another world would stick with like the other animals that came and humans like stick to the things that they are aware of?

628
00:41:37,060 --> 00:41:39,060
Or do you think that they would fly off?

629
00:41:39,060 --> 00:41:43,060
Like, do you think some birds would come in and go like, oh, well, this feels like winter to me.

630
00:41:43,060 --> 00:41:47,060
I'm going to fly what I think is south time to go and hopefully there's some land there.

631
00:41:47,060 --> 00:41:51,060
Or is that just migration patterns that birds have learned on Earth this whole time?

632
00:41:51,060 --> 00:42:03,060
Also, do you think that like cows would come out or like dogs even you think like a dog would be like, I need to stick with these humans because I don't know what's out there or like would it be comfortable?

633
00:42:03,060 --> 00:42:08,060
It'd be interesting because like a bird birds use the magnetic field to fly.

634
00:42:08,060 --> 00:42:13,060
So it would have a different magnetic field. So would birds just be crashing into ship?

635
00:42:13,060 --> 00:42:14,060
It'd be weird.

636
00:42:14,060 --> 00:42:19,060
Fly whatever the polls told them to if there are polls on that planet.

637
00:42:19,060 --> 00:42:24,060
I don't really know how that would work as far as because but I guess we'd have to ask Elon.

638
00:42:24,060 --> 00:42:26,060
He says he's doing it on Mars.

639
00:42:26,060 --> 00:42:29,060
People in this movie didn't really think that clearly.

640
00:42:29,060 --> 00:42:31,060
They're just like, oh, there's another planet. Looks like it supports life.

641
00:42:31,060 --> 00:42:34,060
Send the last bastion of humans before the Earth gets literally.

642
00:42:34,060 --> 00:42:39,060
And then as soon as he wakes up and he realized the ship's all fucked up, he's like, you know what?

643
00:42:39,060 --> 00:42:40,060
Let's get our wives.

644
00:42:40,060 --> 00:42:46,060
Let's wake them up and bring them into this mess with us, not fix it first and then get them.

645
00:42:46,060 --> 00:42:48,060
He's like, no, I'm horny. Let's.

646
00:42:48,060 --> 00:42:49,060
Oh, wait, wait, wait.

647
00:42:49,060 --> 00:42:53,060
Are you talking about after the Ben Foster realizes our wives are on the ship?

648
00:42:53,060 --> 00:42:55,060
Oh, you know, wait, the wife isn't on there.

649
00:42:55,060 --> 00:42:57,060
And he finds out that is his first that is his first thought.

650
00:42:57,060 --> 00:43:02,060
Like, let me go get my wife. But that's a thought you would have is like, let me go save my wife.

651
00:43:02,060 --> 00:43:11,060
Yeah. But I will say that they didn't think this through because the we find out the biggest twist is they're not in space.

652
00:43:11,060 --> 00:43:16,060
That the whole time they've been on the planet, they've been there for hundreds of years.

653
00:43:16,060 --> 00:43:19,060
It looks like that. And which is awesome.

654
00:43:19,060 --> 00:43:23,060
I thought that was a great twist. And then he releases all the pods, which is very cool.

655
00:43:23,060 --> 00:43:28,060
I love that ending. How like the 50,000 people or whoever's remaining.

656
00:43:28,060 --> 00:43:32,060
Wait a minute. In the beginning, it shows the ship flying through space. Yeah.

657
00:43:32,060 --> 00:43:36,060
Yeah. But then that also could have been a flashback to the Pandora era.

658
00:43:36,060 --> 00:43:42,060
Oh, yeah. No, because it's it's they're underwater.

659
00:43:42,060 --> 00:43:45,060
They've been there for a minute. They've been there for a while.

660
00:43:45,060 --> 00:43:53,060
Like, I think that's or or they crashed and that woke up Ben Foster.

661
00:43:53,060 --> 00:43:58,060
So this whole time they've been it's just been sinking and whatever.

662
00:43:58,060 --> 00:44:00,060
And that's why everything's malfunctioning.

663
00:44:00,060 --> 00:44:03,060
That's why you got flying before he wakes up. So, yeah.

664
00:44:03,060 --> 00:44:05,060
So, yeah. OK, so maybe just landed or whatever.

665
00:44:05,060 --> 00:44:09,060
But I like that the first thing humans do when they land in this new world is litter.

666
00:44:09,060 --> 00:44:14,060
Not only do they litter a spaceship in the water, but all those pods,

667
00:44:14,060 --> 00:44:18,060
their doors pop off and just land in the ocean and drip to go to the floor.

668
00:44:18,060 --> 00:44:24,060
Well, that's fucked up that the first thing you do to their oceans drop tons of metal into their fucking ocean.

669
00:44:24,060 --> 00:44:28,060
And this was supposed to be a trilogy, which would have been interesting if they were going to then go to

670
00:44:28,060 --> 00:44:31,060
if the next movie would have been them on that planet.

671
00:44:31,060 --> 00:44:38,060
I would have loved to have watched a colonization movie with Ben Foster leading this new group or maybe even not leading it.

672
00:44:38,060 --> 00:44:40,060
Maybe he doesn't want to have anything to do with it.

673
00:44:40,060 --> 00:44:43,060
He just hooks up with that French chicken, you know, whatever.

674
00:44:43,060 --> 00:44:49,060
Got to repopulate, baby. Got to repopulate, baby.

675
00:44:49,060 --> 00:44:51,060
Interesting. I didn't know that it was going to be a trilogy.

676
00:44:51,060 --> 00:44:52,060
Yeah, but it didn't make it up my own self.

677
00:44:52,060 --> 00:44:55,060
I didn't expect this movie to remind me of After the Dark.

678
00:44:55,060 --> 00:44:56,060
In what way?

679
00:44:56,060 --> 00:45:02,060
When he talks about the cautionary tale about Pandorum.

680
00:45:02,060 --> 00:45:08,060
It just cuts to that scene where the guy just loses his fucking mind and just launches everyone in his face.

681
00:45:08,060 --> 00:45:12,060
I'm like, oh, yeah, that movie that I didn't like.

682
00:45:12,060 --> 00:45:14,060
We get it. You didn't like fucking After the Dark.

683
00:45:14,060 --> 00:45:16,060
The Philosopher, which I still like.

684
00:45:16,060 --> 00:45:23,060
I liked the one part of it where he just makes he makes this dude gay and then fucks his girlfriend in his mind.

685
00:45:23,060 --> 00:45:25,060
I mean, that is pretty alpha move.

686
00:45:25,060 --> 00:45:29,060
Made me a gay guy that works with flowers and fucking my girlfriend.

687
00:45:29,060 --> 00:45:30,060
Fucked her for 12 months.

688
00:45:30,060 --> 00:45:35,060
12 months and I'm so stressed out that I can't get her fucking pregnant, dude.

689
00:45:35,060 --> 00:45:37,060
How do you feel about that?

690
00:45:37,060 --> 00:45:40,060
Crazy.

691
00:45:40,060 --> 00:45:43,060
Yeah. So let's rate this thing, dude.

692
00:45:43,060 --> 00:45:45,060
What?

693
00:45:45,060 --> 00:45:47,060
Boy, it's a tough one for me to rate.

694
00:45:47,060 --> 00:45:48,060
I just have three notes left.

695
00:45:48,060 --> 00:45:49,060
They're just really short.

696
00:45:49,060 --> 00:45:50,060
Twenty four billion people.

697
00:45:50,060 --> 00:45:52,060
Holy fuck.

698
00:45:52,060 --> 00:45:54,060
Title screen looks like a TV show title screen.

699
00:45:54,060 --> 00:45:56,060
Laser shaving.

700
00:45:56,060 --> 00:45:58,060
And at the end, the Senator looks like semen.

701
00:45:58,060 --> 00:46:00,060
That laser shaving was cool.

702
00:46:00,060 --> 00:46:01,060
I like his razor.

703
00:46:01,060 --> 00:46:06,060
And it did look like you got a facial or something.

704
00:46:06,060 --> 00:46:07,060
I was just talking about the semen.

705
00:46:07,060 --> 00:46:13,060
No, the injection that each that Dennis Quaid tries to give himself to make the Pandora go away.

706
00:46:13,060 --> 00:46:15,060
It just shows the little like liquid there.

707
00:46:15,060 --> 00:46:17,060
I'm like, oh, yeah.

708
00:46:17,060 --> 00:46:18,060
Didn't he shoot?

709
00:46:18,060 --> 00:46:22,060
But then he gives that dude right in the eye with it, which is a fucking cool way to kill it.

710
00:46:22,060 --> 00:46:25,060
Right. Doesn't he shoot the fucking cannibal dude?

711
00:46:25,060 --> 00:46:27,060
The bill can or how do you say it?

712
00:46:27,060 --> 00:46:29,060
Cannibal Cosby.

713
00:46:29,060 --> 00:46:30,060
Cannibal Cosby.

714
00:46:30,060 --> 00:46:31,060
Yeah.

715
00:46:31,060 --> 00:46:32,060
Cool.

716
00:46:32,060 --> 00:46:40,060
So I'm giving it a solid C plus because I do think atmosphere.

717
00:46:40,060 --> 00:46:42,060
It's fucking pretty good.

718
00:46:42,060 --> 00:46:44,060
It's a pretty good space horror movie.

719
00:46:44,060 --> 00:46:50,060
I think it's maybe it's not as good as Sunshine, which I think is probably the best space for.

720
00:46:50,060 --> 00:46:56,060
Well, I say the best, but then you got to think of all the aliens movies, the Predator movies and all that stuff.

721
00:46:56,060 --> 00:47:01,060
But maybe I think Sunshine is up there being tough if you guys are familiar with that.

722
00:47:01,060 --> 00:47:13,060
But that's like just a ship that goes out to restart the sun because it and but somebody on the ship starts going like insane and starts killing people.

723
00:47:13,060 --> 00:47:18,060
It's good. But it's a common theme in these space movies is the going insane in space.

724
00:47:18,060 --> 00:47:20,060
How I mean, I know it's totally made up.

725
00:47:20,060 --> 00:47:22,060
They're saying Pandora is made up.

726
00:47:22,060 --> 00:47:28,060
But do you suppose I mean, we've not really had astronauts to go up there.

727
00:47:28,060 --> 00:47:32,060
They don't seem to go insane, but when they're there for a couple of years.

728
00:47:32,060 --> 00:47:35,060
But I wonder if there's any truth to it.

729
00:47:35,060 --> 00:47:37,060
They're not going insane.

730
00:47:37,060 --> 00:47:39,060
No. Yeah. To the insane part of it.

731
00:47:39,060 --> 00:47:41,060
No, I'm saying to the space travel making you insane.

732
00:47:41,060 --> 00:47:44,060
I think anybody can go insane for any reason.

733
00:47:44,060 --> 00:47:48,060
I feel like if you put someone in a lighthouse for too long, they can go insane.

734
00:47:48,060 --> 00:47:53,060
If you put someone in solitary confinement for too long, it's the solitariness of it.

735
00:47:53,060 --> 00:48:00,060
If you have a cruise ship like the Wally cruise ship that all the fat humans are on at the end of it.

736
00:48:00,060 --> 00:48:07,060
If you have that, I don't think people would go insane because you're on a party ship.

737
00:48:07,060 --> 00:48:10,060
You're on a it has all the things that you have on home.

738
00:48:10,060 --> 00:48:12,060
I don't think it's the fact that you're not.

739
00:48:12,060 --> 00:48:15,060
I mean, maybe there would be there's definitely going to be earth separation.

740
00:48:15,060 --> 00:48:18,060
Like if you're up there, you're going to be like, oh, God, it sucks.

741
00:48:18,060 --> 00:48:29,060
It sucks that I'll never be able to feel the sun on my skin, be able to smell air that's not been manufactured, you know, touch grass that's been, you know, like just random grass.

742
00:48:29,060 --> 00:48:31,060
Like, you know what I mean? Like you'll get rid of the nature aspect.

743
00:48:31,060 --> 00:48:38,060
But for someone like me who does everything they can to not be in nature as much as possible, I would be fine in space.

744
00:48:38,060 --> 00:48:47,060
If you put me in space and just gave me like if it's one of those arch ships and you gave me a park in the middle that had trees and grass and artificial sun,

745
00:48:47,060 --> 00:48:57,060
and I'd be so happy because think about it, the ship would be designed with temperature control and comfort in mind.

746
00:48:57,060 --> 00:49:06,060
Right. So I'm sure that my pod, my room that I sleep in or whatever, I could turn the temperature down to like sixty five degrees and it would stay there constantly.

747
00:49:06,060 --> 00:49:09,060
And I'd be able to like and it wouldn't be a drain on the systems or anything.

748
00:49:09,060 --> 00:49:13,060
Every book ever written, every movie, every book, everything available.

749
00:49:13,060 --> 00:49:19,060
Because you would put the arc, you put all of entertainment on there and they would be accessible to everybody.

750
00:49:19,060 --> 00:49:25,060
So, yeah, you would be you just play video games, watch movies and be like going on a cruise almost like.

751
00:49:25,060 --> 00:49:29,060
Yeah. So, yeah, I don't think it would drive me insane. I wouldn't get Pandora.

752
00:49:29,060 --> 00:49:33,060
But C plus for me, I'm going to go C minus. I mean, it wasn't bad.

753
00:49:33,060 --> 00:49:37,060
By the way, everybody, our rating system here at Friday Rice Podcast, we do things a little bit differently.

754
00:49:37,060 --> 00:49:42,060
We start with B and we work our way down to F. We don't have any A's here. Forget about A's.

755
00:49:42,060 --> 00:49:47,060
It doesn't happen. But we have a special place in hell called the W, which is a waste of time.

756
00:49:47,060 --> 00:49:55,060
So that's that being said, my C plus, if you were going to really look at it, is a little higher than you might think.

757
00:49:55,060 --> 00:49:58,060
But C plus, that being said, what was yours again? I'm so sorry.

758
00:49:58,060 --> 00:50:00,060
I'm going to give it a C minus.

759
00:50:00,060 --> 00:50:05,060
C minus with Pandora. What's going to be that out of five?

760
00:50:05,060 --> 00:50:08,060
Oh, yeah, we'll figure it out.

761
00:50:08,060 --> 00:50:17,060
OK, or caucus. Yeah, or caucus, caucus, it's about three or three or caucus. Yeah.

762
00:50:17,060 --> 00:50:22,060
Yeah. So right now I'm at like three point five or caucus, caucus, it's all right.

763
00:50:22,060 --> 00:50:30,060
And I'm a solid D. If you like your sci fi with a dose of what the hell's going on and don't mind feeling like you just shower after you watch it.

764
00:50:30,060 --> 00:50:33,060
This is the movie for you. So that didn't do it for you.

765
00:50:33,060 --> 00:50:38,060
You didn't like the grime. It's the it's no, I think the set design is great. The graphics are good.

766
00:50:38,060 --> 00:50:41,060
It's just the it's the claustrophobic of it all.

767
00:50:41,060 --> 00:50:47,060
The darkness, if you can see what's going on half the time, you you're trying to see what's going on.

768
00:50:47,060 --> 00:50:50,060
I spent a lot of this movie going, what is in that corner over there?

769
00:50:50,060 --> 00:50:57,060
It's so dark, you know, like and there's some terrifying stuff to that darkness that brings some terrifying stuff.

770
00:50:57,060 --> 00:51:03,060
Like when they're in the cock up pit and just the white of their eyes.

771
00:51:03,060 --> 00:51:13,060
And yeah, anyway, I'm going to be a solid D two and a half sweaty space nightmare.

772
00:51:13,060 --> 00:51:21,060
I think I think we're cock a cock up. So we're looking at a solid C.

773
00:51:21,060 --> 00:51:32,060
Which actually we're looking at C minus. So we're looking at a at a like a two point five three.

774
00:51:32,060 --> 00:51:38,060
I'd say three with the average or cock a cock a pits five or cock a cock a pits.

775
00:51:38,060 --> 00:51:41,060
All right. Pandora. Perfect.

776
00:51:41,060 --> 00:51:47,060
Now, Austin, who thought he had to pick last week and was disappointed because he didn't get to pick it.

777
00:51:47,060 --> 00:51:51,060
He's I wasn't disappointed. I like to be proper.

778
00:51:51,060 --> 00:51:55,060
It goes to Austin. I can't keep up with the rotation.

779
00:51:55,060 --> 00:52:00,060
You're next. So it's started with Brennan.

780
00:52:00,060 --> 00:52:02,060
It's Mike and Andy than me now.

781
00:52:02,060 --> 00:52:05,060
No, I mean, I don't know. I can just do it.

782
00:52:05,060 --> 00:52:13,060
I have all the pages written down. Look, it's just what about Bob, which was Brennan, one ranger, which was Mike Pandora, which was you.

783
00:52:13,060 --> 00:52:15,060
So, yeah, Brennan, Mike, Andy, me.

784
00:52:15,060 --> 00:52:18,060
I go here. It wouldn't have been Brennan this week anyway.

785
00:52:18,060 --> 00:52:28,060
Yeah. Final cut. So it's always it's always Mike, Andy, Austin, Brennan, Mike, Andy, Austin, Brennan.

786
00:52:28,060 --> 00:52:34,060
So I just went. It's your turn. Mike, Andy, Austin, Brennan.

787
00:52:34,060 --> 00:52:39,060
So Brennan will be after Mike, Andy. Yeah, that's what I said. Yeah, that's what he said.

788
00:52:39,060 --> 00:52:42,060
So it's you and then Brennan. Yeah. Then you. Yeah.

789
00:52:42,060 --> 00:52:46,060
You just went by. No, I just have one ranger. Yeah, I know.

790
00:52:46,060 --> 00:52:48,060
Last week. I remember. OK. All right.

791
00:52:48,060 --> 00:52:54,060
So the movie is going to be to be please to be drum roll.

792
00:52:54,060 --> 00:53:01,060
The movie is. Oh, let Andy get his.

793
00:53:01,060 --> 00:53:07,060
I was going to write down. I like how my my notebook is just a really big version of yours.

794
00:53:07,060 --> 00:53:10,060
Anyone. What am I typing in? King of the Avenue.

795
00:53:10,060 --> 00:53:17,060
Oh, yeah. Warcraft was right there to be taken right on the front page.

796
00:53:17,060 --> 00:53:21,060
What was the Avenue? I was so excited. Warcraft was on the front page.

797
00:53:21,060 --> 00:53:26,060
That's the old movie I watched a long time ago, kind of a crime drama movie.

798
00:53:26,060 --> 00:53:30,060
OK, so I'm already being rain.

799
00:53:30,060 --> 00:53:37,060
I'm feeling this another two thousand and nine movie being Rames and Simon Rex.

800
00:53:37,060 --> 00:53:40,060
Simon Rex is like this drug dealer that's living a double life.

801
00:53:40,060 --> 00:53:43,060
He has like a normal house with like a wife and kid.

802
00:53:43,060 --> 00:53:46,060
And then he has his drug dealing house. He's a drug lord.

803
00:53:46,060 --> 00:53:49,060
But he wants to be the biggest drug lord in Miami.

804
00:53:49,060 --> 00:54:02,060
And so he makes a deal with the devil to bring back his late stepdad, who is being Rames, to get him up in the drug.

805
00:54:02,060 --> 00:54:08,060
All right. Well, it sounds really in our wheelhouse of B movies that we typically watch.

806
00:54:08,060 --> 00:54:13,060
I feel like these guys are either going to hate it or they're going to like like, you know, I like it.

807
00:54:13,060 --> 00:54:17,060
They're going to be made to hate. I like being amazing.

808
00:54:17,060 --> 00:54:19,060
I feel like no one's going to be really amazed by it.

809
00:54:19,060 --> 00:54:27,060
But I like being Rames. I like as far as the Faustian trope of making deals with the devil.

810
00:54:27,060 --> 00:54:35,060
You know, I'll take me a devil went down to Georgia. I'll take, you know, the the man that what's that?

811
00:54:35,060 --> 00:54:44,060
The Brothers Grimm. They have that the jacket story, which I think is a good devil deal.

812
00:54:44,060 --> 00:54:53,060
I like the Mephisto deal that Peter Parker makes to have the world forget that he's Peter Parker.

813
00:54:53,060 --> 00:54:59,060
So and I also like be dazzled, the one with Brendan Frazier and Elizabeth Hurley.

814
00:54:59,060 --> 00:55:05,060
So when it comes to deals with the devil, it's one of my favorite subgenres of mythology.

815
00:55:05,060 --> 00:55:10,060
Just like I like time travel as a sub sub genre of science fiction.

816
00:55:10,060 --> 00:55:16,060
I like dealing with the devil as a as a mythology. So I'm actually into this. I think this is going to be pretty cool.

817
00:55:16,060 --> 00:55:22,060
So next week, King of the Avenue, twenty oh nine. Like I was going to say earlier,

818
00:55:22,060 --> 00:55:28,060
that's going to be great. You mentioned Warcraft was on the front page of to be Ben Foster in Warcraft.

819
00:55:28,060 --> 00:55:34,060
Yeah, interestingly enough, time for record recommendations.

820
00:55:34,060 --> 00:56:02,060
Let's go for recreational recommendations. That's going to be fifty five minutes.

821
00:56:02,060 --> 00:56:06,060
OK, so anybody got anything?

822
00:56:06,060 --> 00:56:10,060
This one's a little different. Not a movie, not a book is just a YouTube channel.

823
00:56:10,060 --> 00:56:21,060
Well, kind of three of them sort of is these predator catching channels where they they pose as like kids online to meet older guys.

824
00:56:21,060 --> 00:56:24,060
No, not Tali. No, he got in trouble. He did it like one time.

825
00:56:24,060 --> 00:56:26,060
I think he was just happened to be there.

826
00:56:26,060 --> 00:56:31,060
Also, there's a lot of rumors going around that he pays a bunch of people to be in those videos and they're fake.

827
00:56:31,060 --> 00:56:33,060
So he makes some crazy shit happen so we can get views.

828
00:56:33,060 --> 00:56:40,060
But I'm not talking about him talking about guys who professionally have YouTube channels to go around and catch predators.

829
00:56:40,060 --> 00:56:48,060
And two of them are like my favorites right now, which is Predator Catchers and Skeeter Jean and Skeeter Jean goes about it.

830
00:56:48,060 --> 00:56:53,060
He's this like big black dude, but he acts and dresses like Chris Hansen.

831
00:56:53,060 --> 00:56:57,060
And he finds like little fun like he he basically just uses everything.

832
00:56:57,060 --> 00:57:05,060
But then he's like he's like saw or he's like he'll have a guy come in, meet with the decoy who's like an actual of age woman.

833
00:57:05,060 --> 00:57:11,060
But he thinks as a kid and they hang out in the house and he just comes out of a room is like, hey, what are you doing?

834
00:57:11,060 --> 00:57:15,060
What do you have to say for yourself? And he's like, tell you what, you guys were playing Mortal Kombat.

835
00:57:15,060 --> 00:57:19,060
I'll tell you, you play Mortal Kombat with me. If you win, we won't call the cops.

836
00:57:19,060 --> 00:57:23,060
Oh, and Skeeter Jean's really good at Mortal Kombat.

837
00:57:23,060 --> 00:57:29,060
But he's like they're they're they're showing the video of him hanging out with the decoy and then Skeeter Jean's like it cuts to him like being interviewed.

838
00:57:29,060 --> 00:57:33,060
He's like, as I could see, this predator is a typical subzero main.

839
00:57:33,060 --> 00:57:37,060
And I think I've got this in the bag with him like and they.

840
00:57:37,060 --> 00:57:40,060
So that's one thing kicks his ass. Yeah, he kicks his fucking ass.

841
00:57:40,060 --> 00:57:46,060
And then there's a whole bunch of different ones like there's one where they they have the predator go take a shower and then he comes in.

842
00:57:46,060 --> 00:57:52,060
It's Christmas time and he's or no, he comes in there dressed as a wizard and he's like, I'm a very powerful wizard.

843
00:57:52,060 --> 00:57:55,060
It's just Chris Hansen. But if Chris Hansen had a sense of humor about the whole thing.

844
00:57:55,060 --> 00:58:01,060
Oh, sure. Those are great. So those are also real because cops actually really show up and arrest the guys.

845
00:58:01,060 --> 00:58:04,060
And yeah. And then that's that's one of them.

846
00:58:04,060 --> 00:58:07,060
There's a whole bunch of predator catchers. And the other one is this one.

847
00:58:07,060 --> 00:58:14,060
I was just talking about Skeeter Jean, Skeeter Jean with G E N E or J E A N.

848
00:58:14,060 --> 00:58:19,060
Skeeter G J E A N. So like the fabric. Yeah.

849
00:58:19,060 --> 00:58:26,060
OK. And then there's predator catchers, which is like this big burly dude with like a beard.

850
00:58:26,060 --> 00:58:34,060
And he just has like a manila folder and he just goes up to wherever these fucking guys are that they've been messaging their decoys.

851
00:58:34,060 --> 00:58:37,060
Like usually at their house, sometimes at their work.

852
00:58:37,060 --> 00:58:39,060
And these videos are way longer. They're like an hour long.

853
00:58:39,060 --> 00:58:42,060
It gets kind of boring, but it's fun to have in the background. Sure.

854
00:58:42,060 --> 00:58:45,060
He'll just walk up. He's like, hey, are you are you John?

855
00:58:45,060 --> 00:58:48,060
Are you Ryan Khan? And he's like, look, I'm Ryan.

856
00:58:48,060 --> 00:58:53,060
He's like, look, we did. And then he's like, as soon as he confirms who they are, he opens the Manila folders.

857
00:58:53,060 --> 00:58:57,060
I look, we got to talk about your messages with Emily really quick. I'm not trying to get you in trouble.

858
00:58:57,060 --> 00:59:00,060
I don't think you're a bad guy. I just think we need to talk about this.

859
00:59:00,060 --> 00:59:08,060
And he just talks to him for like a whole hour, gets him to admit all this shit under the guise of like, look, you're just a guy like going on,

860
00:59:08,060 --> 00:59:12,060
talking to these girls or looking at images you shouldn't be looking at on these groups.

861
00:59:12,060 --> 00:59:15,060
I want to find the people who are making this stuff.

862
00:59:15,060 --> 00:59:20,060
So you're just you're just, you know, the crony on the street. I don't care about you. I want the big dog.

863
00:59:20,060 --> 00:59:22,060
I want to make the guys like, OK, yeah, I'll help you.

864
00:59:22,060 --> 00:59:26,060
So he's like, tell me what did you see? What did you download? Blah, blah, blah.

865
00:59:26,060 --> 00:59:28,060
And the guy tells him all this shit. He's like, I got this on my phone.

866
00:59:28,060 --> 00:59:31,060
I got that on my phone on this phone in your pocket right here. Yeah.

867
00:59:31,060 --> 00:59:36,060
And while he's doing that, the guys that are filming him in a car far away are calling the cops.

868
00:59:36,060 --> 00:59:41,060
And then the cops just read. So that guy thinks the copter is randomly showing up for him.

869
00:59:41,060 --> 00:59:45,060
The predator catcher guy, I think his name is Alex.

870
00:59:45,060 --> 00:59:47,060
He's like, don't worry, I got your back. Don't worry.

871
00:59:47,060 --> 00:59:52,060
And as soon as the cop shows up and asks him what's going on, he's like, so he just admitted he has all the shit on his phone.

872
00:59:52,060 --> 00:59:57,060
He has this. He has that. He just completely destroys all trust that this predator had at him.

873
00:59:57,060 --> 01:00:01,060
So I was watching. It's funny you brought up all the predators or not.

874
01:00:01,060 --> 01:00:08,060
Well, the predator catcher guys, because I think it was August the Duck, the YouTuber that I just watched.

875
01:00:08,060 --> 01:00:15,060
I just watched somebody talk about these to catch a predator shows, but not Skeeter Jean.

876
01:00:15,060 --> 01:00:19,060
Predator catchers, I think they mentioned they also mentioned Battalion stuff.

877
01:00:19,060 --> 01:00:24,060
But what's great, do they show how long the guy gets after?

878
01:00:24,060 --> 01:00:32,060
Like, do they do any follow up? Because a lot of the time, sometimes these guys, it's hard to do these channels on YouTube because YouTube sensors a lot or takes videos down.

879
01:00:32,060 --> 01:00:36,060
So they go on rumble. And then that's where you get all the updates, which I don't pay for that.

880
01:00:36,060 --> 01:00:41,060
So I don't I don't really know. But they he mentions like, yeah, we've caught like 30 guys in like 20 different states.

881
01:00:41,060 --> 01:00:54,060
Here's the thing, though, they from what this guy from what the guy that I was watching the video essay about these dudes was saying, is that a lot of the times these guys actions make it harder to prosecute these dudes.

882
01:00:54,060 --> 01:00:56,060
Yeah. Sometimes these guys get off scot free.

883
01:00:56,060 --> 01:01:00,060
But so did the entire first season of To Catch a Predator, which is professionally done.

884
01:01:00,060 --> 01:01:08,060
Dateline, NBC, all those first guys from the first season of To Catch a Predator completely walked off scot free, did not get in trouble at all.

885
01:01:08,060 --> 01:01:12,060
None of that stuff's court admissible. Embarrassed, embarrassed. Yes.

886
01:01:12,060 --> 01:01:19,060
But yeah, yeah. Then there's these other guys that it doesn't matter if these guys get caught or not, because these guys do the same exact thing.

887
01:01:19,060 --> 01:01:25,060
They lure these guys to like a Wal-Mart and then they just smack the fuck out of them and chase them and yell at them.

888
01:01:25,060 --> 01:01:28,060
Just the most brute force. Is one of them Russian? I don't know. I don't know.

889
01:01:28,060 --> 01:01:34,060
There was a Russian guy on Skeeter Gene that like chases this guy for like an hour. I saw one. I can run really fast. You cannot get to it.

890
01:01:34,060 --> 01:01:39,060
Was it an Asian guy? I've never seen an Asian guy. It's a Skeeter Gene and no, no, no. Getting chased.

891
01:01:39,060 --> 01:01:44,060
No, not that I remember. Because, OK, there must be the same guy.

892
01:01:44,060 --> 01:01:48,060
I was like, I could run all day. I do this all day. I'd run all day. I think that's Skeeter Gene.

893
01:01:48,060 --> 01:01:51,060
I think it was a Russian guy, Skeeter Gene chasing this one dude.

894
01:01:51,060 --> 01:01:54,060
But that other one where there's I don't know what that one is.

895
01:01:54,060 --> 01:02:00,060
It's just they lure the guy and they just put a camera in his fucking face. It's slap him in the fucking head.

896
01:02:00,060 --> 01:02:04,060
And he's all running away. He doesn't do anything back to them. And they're just chasing him.

897
01:02:04,060 --> 01:02:08,060
They fucking like kick their legs. So they trip and fall. They fucking just push him down to the ground.

898
01:02:08,060 --> 01:02:13,060
He'll be like running right behind him and just BAP, just smack him on the fucking side of his head.

899
01:02:13,060 --> 01:02:16,060
And the guy doesn't do anything. It's great. It's great.

900
01:02:16,060 --> 01:02:19,060
And you don't feel bad for them because they're fucking child molesters.

901
01:02:19,060 --> 01:02:22,060
Yeah, nobody cares. You slap them, do whatever you want.

902
01:02:22,060 --> 01:02:28,060
Go do whatever you want. Go go find your local pedophile today. Go beat the shit out of them.

903
01:02:28,060 --> 01:02:32,060
It's like we should have a we should have a purge for pedophiles.

904
01:02:32,060 --> 01:02:36,060
What it should be is like with definite proof because then anyone who just doesn't like someone can just be like.

905
01:02:36,060 --> 01:02:43,060
Oh, sure. With definite proof. I'm talking like to the level of they are in prison or being a pedophile.

906
01:02:43,060 --> 01:02:48,060
What we should do is all of those people, instead of putting them on a sex registry list later,

907
01:02:48,060 --> 01:02:52,060
you put them on a on a like a license to kill list.

908
01:02:52,060 --> 01:02:58,060
So anybody can if they're just feeling like murder, go find one of these fuckers and kill them.

909
01:02:58,060 --> 01:03:06,060
Put the Continental in charge. Yeah. We John Wickham. John Wickham off.

910
01:03:06,060 --> 01:03:10,060
But yeah, I mean, I would love that. I would love to kill.

911
01:03:10,060 --> 01:03:16,060
I got a little bit. But I also do that for violent rapists and murderers.

912
01:03:16,060 --> 01:03:20,060
I mean, actually, I just feel like you should take the most scummiest of people.

913
01:03:20,060 --> 01:03:24,060
I've always said the family should be the one to get to pull the lever. Yeah, it should be the family.

914
01:03:24,060 --> 01:03:31,060
Family should get to decide. Yeah. If you if someone kills so like your child or your wife,

915
01:03:31,060 --> 01:03:37,060
yeah, you should get to decide the punishment and it should be able to be cruel and unusual.

916
01:03:37,060 --> 01:03:41,060
Yeah. And again, we're not that's not America. We've gotten dark.

917
01:03:41,060 --> 01:03:46,060
You got to be reviewing. You got to read nothing. Well, Pandora, that's what's happening to us.

918
01:03:46,060 --> 01:03:50,060
Yeah, it's got dark Pandora. It's a dark room.

919
01:03:50,060 --> 01:03:54,060
Sleep for a long time, Andy. I know I've always got everything.

920
01:03:54,060 --> 01:03:58,060
There's a orca orca is everywhere.

921
01:03:58,060 --> 01:04:02,060
My recommendation this week is a couple of things.

922
01:04:02,060 --> 01:04:09,060
Actually, three things, one of which is just if you get the chance, they're all streaming now or both streaming.

923
01:04:09,060 --> 01:04:12,060
Both the new Godzilla movies back to back.

924
01:04:12,060 --> 01:04:20,060
I've got minus one minus one was great. And then at Godzilla X Kong, you talk about two completely different movies.

925
01:04:20,060 --> 01:04:26,060
They are so different when you watch them back to back. Godzilla minus one is actually a good movie.

926
01:04:26,060 --> 01:04:29,060
It's it's not all just balls to the wall. Fucking right.

927
01:04:29,060 --> 01:04:32,060
Octane action all the time. There's like the human part.

928
01:04:32,060 --> 01:04:36,060
And Andy doesn't like it. I like I like Godzilla minus one better.

929
01:04:36,060 --> 01:04:41,060
I wish that they would get rid of all the human stuff and all the Godzilla.

930
01:04:41,060 --> 01:04:47,060
You like Godzilla. You like the new Godzilla. But I've even watched the 1950s Godzilla like that one.

931
01:04:47,060 --> 01:04:50,060
Well, not bad. Actually, not really that bad. I like the cheesy.

932
01:04:50,060 --> 01:04:55,060
It's like a good beer and pizza thing. And yes, there's there's a human element to the first one as well,

933
01:04:55,060 --> 01:04:59,060
which is what they're paying homage to in minus one. So I get it.

934
01:04:59,060 --> 01:05:03,060
I think even with his choice on this movie this week, you have to realize I don't think Andy likes humans.

935
01:05:03,060 --> 01:05:10,060
Is the problem? Yeah, maybe. But listen, or dog talking dogs talking dog.

936
01:05:10,060 --> 01:05:15,060
But in this situation, I'm OK with the with the you know what it really is.

937
01:05:15,060 --> 01:05:23,060
I'm I'm I think if you really break it down, I am I like an evolutionist guy or whatever, because it's like I'm OK with aliens.

938
01:05:23,060 --> 01:05:29,060
Like if aliens showed up, I'm OK with us surrendering immediately because I'm just like they show anyway.

939
01:05:29,060 --> 01:05:34,060
Right. They showed up in spaceships. What are we going to fucking do? Like, let's just make it easier for them to take over.

940
01:05:34,060 --> 01:05:39,060
Maybe they'll go easy on us when it comes to a Godzilla or a King Kong. Get out of their way.

941
01:05:39,060 --> 01:05:44,060
They win. They're bigger than us. Although at the same time, I think we could beat a Godzilla.

942
01:05:44,060 --> 01:05:48,060
I know that it shows we can't, but I think that's just movie bullshit.

943
01:05:48,060 --> 01:05:53,060
I think that if there was a giant lizard, even if he could eat nukes, I think that you could fuck him up.

944
01:05:53,060 --> 01:06:00,060
I think you could poison him. You could do something like there's a way to kill Godzilla that we haven't found.

945
01:06:00,060 --> 01:06:06,060
I think we should find him. King Kong easily killed. He's a monkey.

946
01:06:06,060 --> 01:06:13,060
I don't know why we didn't fuck. Here's the interesting thing that this week you were talking earlier about about us evolving.

947
01:06:13,060 --> 01:06:18,060
Yeah. Apes have entered the Stone Age. Yeah, I know they've been they fish.

948
01:06:18,060 --> 01:06:28,060
They spear fish. They are creating tools and shit. I still remember that planet Earth commercial where it just shows the monkey using a rock to break a nut.

949
01:06:28,060 --> 01:06:34,060
And like as soon as it like hits the nut, it like flat. Yeah, it's it's actually kind of.

950
01:06:34,060 --> 01:06:40,060
So should we kill all the apes with the question? No, we don't kill them because we are evolving to.

951
01:06:40,060 --> 01:06:47,060
Some of us are listening to books at two point one speed. Anyway, the other and the other thing I watched,

952
01:06:47,060 --> 01:06:52,060
which this is probably maybe you guys have never even heard of it, but years ago,

953
01:06:52,060 --> 01:06:59,060
Kevin Rose and Alex Albrecht used to have a show called Digg Nation. Digg Nation. Digg.

954
01:06:59,060 --> 01:07:03,060
It's from the Digg website. Kevin Rose started that many years ago.

955
01:07:03,060 --> 01:07:07,060
OK, Digg Nation. Digg Nation. And they did a reunion this week that I watched.

956
01:07:07,060 --> 01:07:14,060
It was kind of interesting to watch them 25 years later. So if you were a fan of the Digg, there's a Digg Nation documentary or like a reunion.

957
01:07:14,060 --> 01:07:18,060
It's a reunion show. OK, cool. I've never heard of it, so it's not really for me.

958
01:07:18,060 --> 01:07:24,060
But I'm sure there's people out there that are familiar with the website. G4 stuff. It's before. OK, got it.

959
01:07:24,060 --> 01:07:28,060
And you said you had three things. That's two. The two Godzilla's in that.

960
01:07:28,060 --> 01:07:32,060
And I kind of that was one thing. I do have one more.

961
01:07:32,060 --> 01:07:37,060
I didn't know we could do multiple, but I just want to say one thing about Godzilla is just that

962
01:07:37,060 --> 01:07:44,060
I thought Minus One had some great Godzilla scenes. They were very cool. They were very visceral.

963
01:07:44,060 --> 01:07:51,060
I like them. They were cool. And that's it. I thought the story was so fucking boring.

964
01:07:51,060 --> 01:07:57,060
I was like I fell asleep a couple of times trying to watch that. My dad and I went to go see the theaters and we both.

965
01:07:57,060 --> 01:08:02,060
I saw him catching the fusees, too. It's just like there's a lot about X Kong. What do you think about that?

966
01:08:02,060 --> 01:08:07,060
Oh, OK. So versus Kong, I was like, cool. I hope they spend.

967
01:08:07,060 --> 01:08:13,060
I hope the movie is 100 percent just Kong and Godzilla not talking, but just working together.

968
01:08:13,060 --> 01:08:17,060
It's about 92 percent. No.

969
01:08:17,060 --> 01:08:24,060
The moment they bring that little girl in with the sign language that could talk to Kong and there's now there's a whole village of people that live in the middle of the earth.

970
01:08:24,060 --> 01:08:33,060
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Monarch and blah blah blah blah blah. I just fucking hate it. I hate every human everything that's ever been in a Godzilla movie.

971
01:08:33,060 --> 01:08:39,060
Oh, look, Brian Cranston. Blah blah blah. Who gives a shit? Godzilla, that one. The only time it's ever worked.

972
01:08:39,060 --> 01:08:46,060
The only time it's ever worked is 1998's Godzilla with Matthew Broderick and Jean Reno.

973
01:08:46,060 --> 01:08:52,060
That's a silly fucking bad movie that everybody love and hates at the same time.

974
01:08:52,060 --> 01:08:56,060
And it just works. Most Godzilla purists don't count that as a Godzilla movie.

975
01:08:56,060 --> 01:08:59,060
And maybe that's why I like it the best when it comes to the human aspect.

976
01:08:59,060 --> 01:09:02,060
What about Monarch? Did you watch Monarch? No, I haven't watched Monarch.

977
01:09:02,060 --> 01:09:05,060
But you're not going to like it. It's mostly human. Yeah.

978
01:09:05,060 --> 01:09:08,060
Brian Cranston did a great job in that movie. He acted his fucking ass.

979
01:09:08,060 --> 01:09:13,060
Who? Brian Cranston in that Godzilla movie. In that first one, the 2016 Godzilla whatever.

980
01:09:13,060 --> 01:09:19,060
Yeah. And also the actor that was. Did he? What was his job? His name? What did he do? Did he have children?

981
01:09:19,060 --> 01:09:25,060
He worked at Monarch. Who was he trying to protect? His fucking wife dies. It gets locked in the fucking chamber.

982
01:09:25,060 --> 01:09:27,060
It was great. It was great seeing him. Oh, yeah. OK.

983
01:09:27,060 --> 01:09:30,060
I do vaguely remember the Dr. Manhattan ripoff scene from Godzilla.

984
01:09:30,060 --> 01:09:35,060
This might be another example. Humans at one and a half speed versus Godzilla at one and a half speed.

985
01:09:35,060 --> 01:09:42,060
He's only one. He actually puts it point five speed when it's just Godzilla and destruction porn.

986
01:09:42,060 --> 01:09:48,060
Yeah. But see, I don't feel the same way about the Transformers movies.

987
01:09:48,060 --> 01:09:53,060
Like, I like the Transformers, but I also want to see what their interactions are with the humans.

988
01:09:53,060 --> 01:09:57,060
I think that's important to what's going on in the Godzilla verse that they've created.

989
01:09:57,060 --> 01:10:04,060
It's Godzilla's protecting Earth from monsters. Do we need anything else? We don't.

990
01:10:04,060 --> 01:10:10,060
If they want to occasionally show. I'll tell you this. If you want humans, this is how you do humans in a Godzilla movie.

991
01:10:10,060 --> 01:10:14,060
This is the only way you do humans in a Godzilla movie.

992
01:10:14,060 --> 01:10:19,060
You open up with humans in a park fucking love story.

993
01:10:19,060 --> 01:10:22,060
They're just having a great day. It's a picnic. It's a family, whatever.

994
01:10:22,060 --> 01:10:33,060
And then exactly like they hear they're the little girls cup of juice starts Jurassic Parking from each stump.

995
01:10:33,060 --> 01:10:37,060
And then it just a foot comes down and kills a family of five.

996
01:10:37,060 --> 01:10:41,060
There's no they don't even get screams out. And then you just hear streaming.

997
01:10:41,060 --> 01:10:45,060
And then you just follow Godzilla. I was going to say I could see that the rest of the movie.

998
01:10:45,060 --> 01:10:52,060
That's the last humans in the movie. That's it. You just once that foot goes down, the camera pans up to Godzilla.

999
01:10:52,060 --> 01:10:59,060
And it's an unbroken shot of him just fucking shit up for an hour and twenty five minutes.

1000
01:10:59,060 --> 01:11:04,060
And that's it. That's all we need. And if you want to at the end, throw some Kong in there. Fine.

1001
01:11:04,060 --> 01:11:13,060
I don't care. But what I liked about this one, you see Kong set in traps, fighting, fighting shit where those little dinosaurs he fought.

1002
01:11:13,060 --> 01:11:16,060
Is that what it was? What do you fight? I like little dinosaurs. Yeah.

1003
01:11:16,060 --> 01:11:21,060
And then I like it. He finds another little Kong. He meets other. I that little Kong was cute as hell.

1004
01:11:21,060 --> 01:11:25,060
I don't care what you guys are. Yeah, I'm so sorry, guys.

1005
01:11:25,060 --> 01:11:32,060
Shit. I forgot that we're not reviewing Kong X Godzilla, whatever the fuck.

1006
01:11:32,060 --> 01:11:35,060
Anyway, that's his wreck. You've got another one. I had one more.

1007
01:11:35,060 --> 01:11:41,060
And it was this book I just finished called Tender is the Tender is the Flesh.

1008
01:11:41,060 --> 01:11:44,060
Don't give away too much because you told me to read that book.

1009
01:11:44,060 --> 01:11:47,060
Yeah, I'm just I'm going to go for the blurb on the back of the book.

1010
01:11:47,060 --> 01:11:52,060
OK, just it's a dystopian novel. It's very short.

1011
01:11:52,060 --> 01:12:01,060
But it's about a world where there's this disease that makes all animals if you eat them, it's fatal to humans.

1012
01:12:01,060 --> 01:12:04,060
So they kill all the animals and cannibalism ensues.

1013
01:12:04,060 --> 01:12:07,060
But then the government legitimizes cannibalism.

1014
01:12:07,060 --> 01:12:13,060
And it follows this guy, Marcos, who works at the meat processing plant for the humans.

1015
01:12:13,060 --> 01:12:18,060
And his dad is having dementia. His wife leaves him.

1016
01:12:18,060 --> 01:12:26,060
Well, I mean, this sounds like enough. It's all in the fucking blurb of the book that it's when you look at the book and decide if you want to read it or not.

1017
01:12:26,060 --> 01:12:28,060
I'm excited at this point. I think you got me hooked.

1018
01:12:28,060 --> 01:12:31,060
It's a it's a really fucked up book and it's great.

1019
01:12:31,060 --> 01:12:34,060
Yeah, I'm going to I'll spend the credit on it.

1020
01:12:34,060 --> 01:12:38,060
It's not an audible plus, which I would prefer.

1021
01:12:38,060 --> 01:12:44,060
I'm now realizing I could do all my book reviews on just audible plus catalog books and their way.

1022
01:12:44,060 --> 01:12:46,060
I just don't have to spend any more money on it.

1023
01:12:46,060 --> 01:12:49,060
I can save up my credits for the new Stephen King stuff that comes out.

1024
01:12:49,060 --> 01:12:52,060
But yeah, that sounds awesome.

1025
01:12:52,060 --> 01:12:56,060
And I'll do book club on that one with you once you're done.

1026
01:12:56,060 --> 01:12:58,060
Excellent. Those are always the best.

1027
01:12:58,060 --> 01:13:02,060
I'm going to try to get Sean for that one because he's the one who recommended it to me.

1028
01:13:02,060 --> 01:13:06,060
OK, he's become my new GRVP recommendation station.

1029
01:13:06,060 --> 01:13:08,060
JRVP. Yeah.

1030
01:13:08,060 --> 01:13:12,060
Jessalynic Rosenthal Vanity Project with Anthony Jessalynic and that's right.

1031
01:13:12,060 --> 01:13:14,060
Rosenthal did show me that. Yeah.

1032
01:13:14,060 --> 01:13:17,060
Yeah, they have the recommendation station website that fan made.

1033
01:13:17,060 --> 01:13:24,060
So every time at the end of the at the end of the episode, they do recommendation station where they recommend a book or a movie and all the books they ever

1034
01:13:24,060 --> 01:13:29,060
read. Every episode has just been bangers, except now they've taken a hiatus on the show.

1035
01:13:29,060 --> 01:13:32,060
So they're probably not going to be back for like another year.

1036
01:13:32,060 --> 01:13:34,060
They just episode 250. They're done.

1037
01:13:34,060 --> 01:13:38,060
So where do you get the inspiration for recreational recommendation from?

1038
01:13:38,060 --> 01:13:40,060
Because you just kind of pop up with this idea.

1039
01:13:40,060 --> 01:13:43,060
It's recreational weed. It's totally our own thing.

1040
01:13:43,060 --> 01:13:44,060
It is. OK.

1041
01:13:44,060 --> 01:13:47,060
And we also do movies. So we only get to do one movie a week.

1042
01:13:47,060 --> 01:13:50,060
So that's true. And we don't really talk TV shows very often.

1043
01:13:50,060 --> 01:13:57,060
So it is something and I like the dig reunion is sort of a unique sort of vibe.

1044
01:13:57,060 --> 01:14:01,060
I haven't really watched or done anything or recommend it.

1045
01:14:01,060 --> 01:14:05,060
I'm so busy. The newest Final Fantasy for the eighth time in a row.

1046
01:14:05,060 --> 01:14:07,060
No, I can't recommend that.

1047
01:14:07,060 --> 01:14:13,060
If we are going video games, Ghost of Tsushima came out on PC.

1048
01:14:13,060 --> 01:14:19,060
So if you have a PC that can run it, that's one of the best open world games I've played.

1049
01:14:19,060 --> 01:14:22,060
But it's not really. I mean, go fuck it. If you're into video games, go play it.

1050
01:14:22,060 --> 01:14:24,060
I don't care. I don't have any recommendations this week.

1051
01:14:24,060 --> 01:14:29,060
I didn't really have any. I was too focused on watching all these fucking movies we had to watch.

1052
01:14:29,060 --> 01:14:32,060
So very different movies, very different movies.

1053
01:14:32,060 --> 01:14:37,060
All God, all three of them, which from you, the audience perspective, that doesn't mean anything.

1054
01:14:37,060 --> 01:14:42,060
So we'll just end it here. This has been Friday's podcast.

1055
01:14:42,060 --> 01:14:45,060
What did you have more? Oh, OK.

1056
01:14:45,060 --> 01:14:50,060
With me as always, it's Austin. He.

1057
01:14:50,060 --> 01:15:02,060
Did three hours of stand up to omit the one joke that I set him up for perfectly earlier to do about whatever the fuck it was.

1058
01:15:02,060 --> 01:15:04,060
That was another episode from months ago. What are you talking about?

1059
01:15:04,060 --> 01:15:08,060
You're absolutely right. I was three hours ago. Farrell.

1060
01:15:08,060 --> 01:15:10,060
Or Kaka Kaka.

1061
01:15:10,060 --> 01:15:12,060
Check me out on orkakakaka.com.

1062
01:15:12,060 --> 01:15:17,060
With me as always, it is Michael.

1063
01:15:17,060 --> 01:15:19,060
Fuck you.

1064
01:15:19,060 --> 01:15:23,060
Hey, you did it. I didn't have to.

1065
01:15:23,060 --> 01:15:27,060
And I'm your host, Andy Rice. This has been Fried Rice podcast.

1066
01:15:27,060 --> 01:15:30,060
We've been fried. We've been rice. We've been podcast.

1067
01:15:30,060 --> 01:15:56,060
Have a great night.