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Mais roads MRI

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Yeah.

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Yeehaw everybody and welcome to a rootin to busting episode of fried rice podcast.

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I'm your rootin tootin host Andy Rice.

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Let's get fried like some refried beans.

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With me as always is Austin.

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He drove three hours to be here and still can't figure out how to turn the fucking knob

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on my door.

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Did he grow up in a barn?

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I sure think he did.

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Feral check me out on ogreish with us as always is Michael.

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Uh, lucky to be alive.

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He's, he's, he's the oldest cow in the pasture.

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Uh, he also doesn't know how to close my fucking door right?

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Because he also grew up on a fucking barn.

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Larsen.

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Well, I really did grow up in a fucking bar with us as always.

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It's Brennan.

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Old Mac Brandon had a farm.

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EO EO.

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Is that what it is?

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How does it go?

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How does it do?

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Okay, sorry.

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Old Mac Brandon had a farm.

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Do da, do da.

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Old Mac Brandon had a farm.

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Oh, the do da day.

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Shipley up to Boston.

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Something, something.

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I don't give a shit.

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Shipley.

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Hi.

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And I'm, I already said it.

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I'm your host, Andy Rice.

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That accent might be as bad as Thomas James.

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Yeah.

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I think I nailed it.

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That's, that's just about as Western as.

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So did he.

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I want to, I had two, you didn't see it, but I had two guns in my mind just going pow,

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pow, pow everywhere I was walking.

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Just fucking boots.

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These boots were made for walking.

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Now you're, you were doing it with your fingers.

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We saw.

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Okay, good.

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And my dick, you couldn't see.

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Is that your cosplay voice you do when you go to tombstone?

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It was my Alec Baldwin impression.

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You dress like a cowboy.

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You go to the bars on the main street in tombstone.

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You're just two in character and the bar is like, Jesus fucking Christ, dude.

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Hey there, cowboys.

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I just walk in.

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I'm just trying to start fights.

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I want a sarsaparilla.

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Sarsaparilla.

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Best we could do is eight Oh five.

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Whoa, this eight Oh five.

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It's like from the future.

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Hey, yo five.

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I ain't into that liberal shit.

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I don't even know why it would be liberal.

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I don't go to target.

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The only target I care about is out on the gun range.

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America.

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So this is a well, yeah, fuck it.

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Welcome to the show, everybody.

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This is Fried Rice podcast where we smoke weed and we eventually talk about movies.

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We've been trying to make it shorter and shorter.

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The weight, the anticipation, it's there.

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It's palpable.

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We know.

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Well, let's just let's do let's get to know everybody a little bit better in case it's

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your first time watching or listening.

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Austin, tell us about your week.

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You went to California.

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What happened there?

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I went out of California, stayed at my buddy's house.

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My mom happened to also be out in California.

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She got a place on the beach in Laguna.

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And so we went out there, hung out for a minute, got a good bunch of good shots on my camera,

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some surfers and what else did we do?

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I can add a buddy that works at Disneyland, got us in for free.

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Nice.

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Just kind of showed up, got us inside and then left.

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It's been a while since I've been the last thing they installed when I went to Disneyland

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was cars, cars land.

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So it's been a minute since I've been there.

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I do remember going on the cars ride, the one where it's two cars chasing each other.

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And it's pretty fun.

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But what rides did you end up going on?

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We only went on Pirates and Space Mountain.

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They were like 30 minutes waits.

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We got there at like 10 a.m. so pretty kind of early.

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And I feel like the best thing you could do is to get there right when it opens.

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If you want to ride as many rides as possible.

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The wait times just get higher as time goes on.

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So we got there mildly early.

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I would say the best thing you can actually do and this is what I did when I went to Universal

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Studios is you go online and you find some fucking person that made a guide.

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Someone out there has definitely made guides to Disneyland.

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Someone made a guide to Universal Studios.

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There's a million YouTubers out there that are, we're Disney adults and those people

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get a lot of flack for going to Disneyland all the time.

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As adults and they give you guides and everything.

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Listen.

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People give me shit for going to Disneyland in my 30s.

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I didn't go to Disneyland in my 30s.

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I went to free Disneyland in my 30s.

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I just got to say that right now.

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I want to go now.

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There's nothing wrong.

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There's nothing wrong with wanting to go to amusement park.

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It doesn't matter if it's Disney or not.

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Disney defined our childhood.

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Oh, it apparently matters.

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It apparently matters.

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Disney owns Marvel so everyone can suck my dick if they don't think I'm allowed to go

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to the Marvel amusement park.

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If you don't think I want to pilot the damn ship, you're crazy.

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Like to my Guardians or Star Wars?

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No, Star Wars.

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Yes, you see.

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Oh, it's I'm so lame because I want to go to Star Wars Marvel theme park.

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Go fuck yourselves.

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Whoever says that, they can suck a fat dick, dude.

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Like, oh, you like Marvel and Star Wars, you faggot?

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No, like what the fuck?

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No, fuck them, dude.

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Like that's who they are.

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They have no, like they are pieces of shit if they can't let themselves.

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Isn't Disney also Indiana Jones?

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Yes, Indiana Jones.

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So speaking of pirates, because my so speaking of pirates, the Caribbean, that ride, a one

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of my he's passed away now, but a guy that taught me storytelling, it was one of the

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one of the storytelling teachers at Camp Bravo was his name is Mark Lewis.

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And he is an Emmy winning.

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Yet he did like a storytelling thing for children that won a bunch of Emmys.

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He's been on Jay Leno a few times to tell like the Halloween stories, whatever.

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But anyway, he is one of the voices of one of the pirates in the on the ride.

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That's like for like when they first started the ride, it might have been revamped since

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They changed a lot from what I remember.

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They added Jack Sparrow to a lot of parts, but his part subtracted also the auction of

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the women.

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And now I think there was a weird chases them in instead of the men.

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There's also a one where that was actually broken.

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They were just standing in one spot.

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Well, I think he might still be one of the pirates because he was one of the just like

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in not a it's not like a thing that they would change.

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But like I think just like kind of a transition area area.

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But maybe who knows?

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I've been there a while.

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School that talks before you know, before you enter.

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That would be a big time.

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And I want my old Disney back where the men were allowed to rape the women.

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Well, OK, hold on.

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Let's address this for.

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Oh, you're talking about pirates.

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OK.

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It took me a second to just be like, wait a minute.

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Did just Mike say something incredibly out of pocket right now for no reason?

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Mike's just his old age is showing and he's just like, I want women to be raped in Disney

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movies.

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Where's Song of the South?

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I like Zippity Doo-Dah.

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Well, you know, I edit the sound bites for this podcast, right?

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You like the one I did where it was you saying all that shit about you.

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You also made it sound like I pissed my pants every day in fifth grade from playing tag

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when that's absolutely someone I know that I was telling a story about.

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And then you were berating yourself for it.

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That you're like, how does nobody not tell you?

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Yeah, I know.

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God, it sounds like I was going through something.

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Mike, did you have an interesting week?

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Yeah, just interesting and work.

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Just work, work, work.

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It's been a long week.

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So yeah, nothing interesting.

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Brandon, anything interesting?

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Any stories from your kids you want to share?

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You want a bottle of water?

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Yeah, maybe.

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But I'm good right now.

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The last bong rip got me.

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But yeah, no, my my youngest lately has been definitely he's he's been watching too much

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bluey.

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I can tell because he'll like stop and he'll put his hand up.

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He's like, I have an idea.

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So isn't any bluey too much bluey?

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Is that what they do with the show?

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Yeah, I have an idea.

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You let your kid watch bluey.

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I love bluey.

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I got to show you a video that we watched on the completely compromised podcast.

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Is that the serial killer one?

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You know, I'll just tell you right now.

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We'll show you after.

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OK.

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And you'll immediately make your kid not watch that.

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There's someone was on the Internet looking at videos and they recognize bluey and it

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was a Harlem Shake video.

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And it's a guy standing on a toilet.

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Oh my God, we're not the completely compromised.

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My Pokemon just leveled up.

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Sorry.

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But yeah, when it when it breaks down the Harlem Shake, there's a guy laying like on

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his neck with his back against the wall next to the toilet that Bluey is standing on and

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Bluey shits on the guy's dick.

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So that's the guy who makes all your kids.

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That's the guy who makes the movie or makes bluey.

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Oh, God.

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I think that's the creator of Bluey, is he?

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I thought he was Bluey.

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I don't watch children's content.

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I just know not good.

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Bluey, not Bluey bad.

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Bluey, do that thing.

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I think that's not Bluey.

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I think that's the other guy, the Paul Reiser.

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No, you're thinking of being here with Mr. Bing or something.

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Mr. Blippier.

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Blippi.

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There we go.

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Blippi.

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Oh, my God.

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He almost just had the worst take on Bluey anyone's ever had.

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They like it's like, oh, remember Bluey that cartoon everyone?

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That was the guy with Paul Reiser in the bathroom, right?

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The guy from Bluey.

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Who's Paul Reiser?

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Peewee.

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Peewee.

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Peewee Herman.

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Oh, OK.

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Wait.

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Peewee Herman did nothing wrong.

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That's what I said.

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Bluey was in the bathroom.

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Bluey masturbated in a public area.

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It was a porn theater where people masturbate at.

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Right.

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It would be weird to not masturbate there.

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I don't think.

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Tell us more about this.

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I don't think it was a porn theater.

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I think it was a theater where they showed porn, but that's different.

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It literally was a porn theater.

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I see your takes on this.

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It's like seeing Brad Pitt.

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I think that's one of those weird ones where they show like faces of death.

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They got Snow White on one screen and fucking a different.

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Snow White and then Snow covered in white goo.

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They're not playing the Avengers movies there.

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Yeah.

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You said we weren't completely compromised.

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Yeah.

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Oh, my God.

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Brad Pitt was at a glory hole where people get their dicks sucked.

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You know what he was doing there?

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He was getting his dicks sucked.

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What a piece of shit.

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Fair enough.

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I think it's because he was a children's entertainer.

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It's like if you found out that Big Bird was jerking off in a theater.

274
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You know?

275
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Well, obviously that's.

276
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Wasn't there something up with like one of the.

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Well, Elmo.

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Sesame Street.

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Yeah.

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The guy that puppeted Elmo was puppeting kids, I think, or trying to.

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Don't let your kids watch any kids content anymore.

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Hang out with the people that create it.

283
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Listen, adult perverted adults are making your children's entertainment.

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So just keep that in mind.

285
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You think all those thoughts that you have secretly going on in your head are just yours

286
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alone?

287
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No.

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Every fucked up perverted adult in this world has weird, stupid thoughts going on in their

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head and they're the ones making your kids content.

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So watch out.

291
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That's why I watch Futurama with my five year old.

292
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Yeah.

293
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Futurama was made for adults.

294
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My wife hates it.

295
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She's.

296
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She hates it.

297
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That's why we watch Carrie with my grandchild.

298
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Is that the Ricky Gervais one?

299
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The Carrie Diaries?

300
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No.

301
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Yeah, the Carrie Diaries.

302
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Carrie.

303
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Carrie.

304
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Yeah.

305
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OK.

306
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Which one?

307
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The first one.

308
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The Diaries.

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The Carrie Diaries.

310
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Yeah.

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She loved it.

312
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Sure.

313
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Man, that's a great idea, actually, Carrie.

314
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I might think about doing that for our Halloween specials coming up.

315
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In months from now.

316
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Months from now.

317
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Months from now.

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Way to talk about it first.

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Mike.

320
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So anyway, this week.

321
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We haven't done what we're doing.

322
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Oh, I just I hung out with my buddy Sean last night.

323
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It was fun.

324
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Oh, so I work at a pizza place and I make pizzas all the time.

325
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But last night I went over to Sean's house.

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He brought out his pizza maker, his little pizza oven.

327
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He's got like this wood pizza stone fire oven thing.

328
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Yeah, I love those.

329
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Flash cooks pizzas.

330
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Yeah.

331
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Yeah.

332
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It's like 600 and something degrees.

333
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Yeah, they get hot.

334
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650 degrees, yeah.

335
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Hot.

336
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And so anyway, he made a perfect little pizza, cooked it.

337
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And then I stepped in and I was like flipping the dough in the air and everything was fucking

338
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great.

339
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And I made it nice and thin.

340
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And then we couldn't quite get it on the spatula thing.

341
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And I got impatient and I just pulled and I fucked everything up and I got shit everywhere.

342
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And then we put it in the oven.

343
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Anyway, I have a picture.

344
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I'll show you guys and you as professional pizza cooks yourself.

345
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You tell me if I'm fired for one breaded because this is a travesty.

346
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I was definitely impressed when my dad got one of those and he made his first like pizza

347
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on that.

348
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Like he was he went for like straight Neapolitan style pizza.

349
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Oh, yeah.

350
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I mean, luckily, we don't do pizza that way where we work.

351
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So this is you don't have to worry about sliding it in and sliding it out.

352
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I don't think anyone does pizza that way anywhere.

353
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They work.

354
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Yeah, they do.

355
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Well, did you that way?

356
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Yes.

357
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Fair enough.

358
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Sex pizza.

359
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Yeah, it looks like a dissected frog.

360
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Yeah, it looks gross.

361
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It's one of the worst things I've ever done.

362
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Talking all that shit about Peewee Herman.

363
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I know.

364
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And pizzas over here.

365
00:14:02,540 --> 00:14:05,220
Yeah, I I'm worse than Peewee Herman for sure.

366
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Don't quit your day job.

367
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I can't.

368
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Please don't fire me.

369
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Listen to more of these episodes so Andy can quit his job.

370
00:14:15,580 --> 00:14:16,580
Yeah.

371
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So let's get into.

372
00:14:18,580 --> 00:14:19,580
Oh, yeah.

373
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What are we smoking?

374
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I'll write down the time code.

375
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I won't do anything with that information, but let me write it down.

376
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14 minutes in.

377
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What are we smoking?

378
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A record, I think.

379
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Yeah.

380
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Of what?

381
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Oh, quickness.

382
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Getting into what are we smoking?

383
00:14:34,180 --> 00:14:36,740
Usually it says like 52 minutes and 30 seconds.

384
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I just can't wait to talk about one ranger.

385
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I'm fucking full to the goddamn brim about this one.

386
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OK, so what are we smoking?

387
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,220
What do we what did you pack?

388
00:14:49,220 --> 00:14:50,220
Brendan?

389
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This is DJ 91 from Cali Bud Farms.

390
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I got it from THC.

391
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It's got 27 percent THC.

392
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I'm not sure if it's a hybrid or Indica or any of that.

393
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It doesn't really say, but it's OK.

394
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But I also brought for a little bit later one of my favorite sativas, Blue Dream and

395
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a one gram Jeter.

396
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Fuck yeah.

397
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I went to the store, I got Jeters.

398
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It's our it's our choice, but I got sativas because that's the way to go now.

399
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I got Maui Waui's.

400
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I got that Sour Tsunami's.

401
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That's an Indica.

402
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And Tropicali, of course, and. Strawberry sour.

403
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So that's what we went to sativa.

404
00:15:39,620 --> 00:15:43,460
We got down to about an hour and a half hour and 40 on our episodes instead of 230.

405
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You're welcome, ladies and gentlemen, if you want to know if you're just if you get one

406
00:15:47,260 --> 00:15:53,780
thing out of this podcast, just know that when we're on Indica, she lasts a lot longer.

407
00:15:53,780 --> 00:15:55,180
There's a lot more tangents.

408
00:15:55,180 --> 00:15:57,100
Which this this feels kind of Indica.

409
00:15:57,100 --> 00:15:59,780
So it's going to start out that way.

410
00:15:59,780 --> 00:16:01,180
Yeah.

411
00:16:01,180 --> 00:16:09,500
As the dead airs are smoking.

412
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:10,540
They're going to learn.

413
00:16:10,540 --> 00:16:14,180
They're going to learn that the dead airs when Andy DeSas hit the bowl.

414
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The dead air, ladies and gentlemen, is just my co-host, not co-hosting.

415
00:16:19,940 --> 00:16:22,420
It's almost like a running bit now.

416
00:16:22,420 --> 00:16:27,020
Yeah, we all just kind of started in easy.

417
00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:30,060
I'll make a compilation for that.

418
00:16:30,060 --> 00:16:31,060
Yeah.

419
00:16:31,060 --> 00:16:32,060
Compilation of silence.

420
00:16:32,060 --> 00:16:33,060
It's a silent episode.

421
00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:34,060
Bogg it.

422
00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:35,060
Silence.

423
00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:36,060
Flipping out.

424
00:16:36,060 --> 00:16:37,060
Silence.

425
00:16:37,060 --> 00:16:38,060
Fucking pissed.

426
00:16:38,060 --> 00:16:41,780
It's like my door knob and all this shit.

427
00:16:41,780 --> 00:16:45,060
You should make the compilation where he flips out and then immediately just tangents about

428
00:16:45,060 --> 00:16:47,060
Buffy for like an hour.

429
00:16:47,060 --> 00:16:50,220
Speaking of which, thank you.

430
00:16:50,220 --> 00:16:58,620
I am actually listening to a podcast where they're rewatching Buffy and I'm obsessed.

431
00:16:58,620 --> 00:16:59,980
I love it.

432
00:16:59,980 --> 00:17:04,980
It's making it so that I don't have to rewatch it because now I can just get it done and

433
00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:07,940
you know, just blood while driving and I don't have to look at my phone.

434
00:17:07,940 --> 00:17:08,940
It's so good.

435
00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:10,940
This has nothing to do with anything, but thanks for bringing up Buffy.

436
00:17:10,940 --> 00:17:11,940
I just I've been on a Buffy kick.

437
00:17:11,940 --> 00:17:13,900
Well, no, I do have a question about that.

438
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:15,140
Don't even give them the plug or anything.

439
00:17:15,140 --> 00:17:16,140
Oh, yeah.

440
00:17:16,140 --> 00:17:17,140
It's called the rewatcher.

441
00:17:17,140 --> 00:17:19,580
It's on Wondry or wherever you find podcasts.

442
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:20,580
It's very good.

443
00:17:20,580 --> 00:17:26,980
It's by the two women who host a podcast called the Morbid podcast, which is way more popular.

444
00:17:26,980 --> 00:17:29,380
Like I think they're like I went to their Instagrams.

445
00:17:29,380 --> 00:17:32,460
They have like three hundred and fifty thousand a piece.

446
00:17:32,460 --> 00:17:33,940
So they're like huge.

447
00:17:33,940 --> 00:17:39,020
But yeah, but this one I like I might listen to more of it down the line.

448
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Did they respond to you?

449
00:17:40,580 --> 00:17:42,420
No, no, no.

450
00:17:42,420 --> 00:17:44,020
I think but they know about the movie.

451
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I find out now.

452
00:17:45,260 --> 00:17:49,900
So when I got to episode 20, by that point, they it sounded like they didn't know that

453
00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:54,700
there was a Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie that took place beforehand because they're

454
00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:59,460
literally asking questions about like, oh, did she have a watcher previously to Giles?

455
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Did she like know like why did she just come in and like kind of know the vampires existed?

456
00:18:03,060 --> 00:18:05,420
And I'm like, well, that's all explained in the movie.

457
00:18:05,420 --> 00:18:06,780
And so I messaged them.

458
00:18:06,780 --> 00:18:09,820
I was like, hey, you know, there's a movie and I love the show.

459
00:18:09,820 --> 00:18:12,260
Yeah, I don't think they have a bunch of fans.

460
00:18:12,260 --> 00:18:13,580
I don't think they'll ever get back to me.

461
00:18:13,580 --> 00:18:20,300
But now I'm on episode like 40 and they finally one of the chicks is like, oh, well, there's

462
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a movie.

463
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I don't really talk about it much, but we can just move on.

464
00:18:23,620 --> 00:18:25,460
I was like, what?

465
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But you're leaving things out, right?

466
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You can't just you can't just pretend it doesn't exist.

467
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But maybe they're saving it for after.

468
00:18:32,140 --> 00:18:34,220
Let's say you should put on a comment every time.

469
00:18:34,220 --> 00:18:35,820
Like, what about the movie?

470
00:18:35,820 --> 00:18:42,740
Just every release the movie cut.

471
00:18:42,740 --> 00:18:45,060
Speaking of release the movie cut, I guess.

472
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I don't know.

473
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Let's just bring it bring it home.

474
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We thanks to Mike Michael Larson, we watched the movie One Ranger 2023.

475
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It's on Tubi starring Thomas Jane, Dominique Tipper, Rachel Wild, Jess Landon.

476
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And then, of course, John Malkovich, who is probably my favorite part of the movie.

477
00:19:12,820 --> 00:19:18,700
But so OK, Mike last week was like, you know what we haven't done is a Western.

478
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:19,700
Well, guess what?

479
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We still haven't.

480
00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:21,700
No, not.

481
00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:23,980
I don't know why this is the very first thing it says.

482
00:19:23,980 --> 00:19:25,620
You pull it up on Tubi says Western.

483
00:19:25,620 --> 00:19:29,340
Just because fucker has a hat, doesn't make it so.

484
00:19:29,340 --> 00:19:30,340
Exactly.

485
00:19:30,340 --> 00:19:32,580
But yeah, I love how Mike's like, well, we haven't done a Western.

486
00:19:32,580 --> 00:19:33,900
I don't know anything about this movie.

487
00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:35,760
I saw Thomas Jane in a hat.

488
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:36,760
Let's go for it.

489
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:40,820
It's called One Ranger, kind of like the dumbest way to get a title, by the way, where it's

490
00:19:40,820 --> 00:19:44,660
just like back in 1887, one guy.

491
00:19:44,660 --> 00:19:48,940
I would like the story is cool, but then it just sort of focused on he was just one ranger

492
00:19:48,940 --> 00:19:51,700
and that's the true story of the Texas Rangers.

493
00:19:51,700 --> 00:19:52,700
That was that part is true.

494
00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:53,700
That was the story.

495
00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:55,100
I didn't know that was like the Texas Ranger.

496
00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:56,100
Yeah, the whole thing.

497
00:19:56,100 --> 00:19:57,100
Yeah.

498
00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:58,100
Yeah.

499
00:19:58,100 --> 00:19:59,100
He's a Texas Ranger and that was just back story.

500
00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:00,460
I know he's a Texas Ranger.

501
00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:03,540
I didn't know that was the backstory of all the Rangers.

502
00:20:03,540 --> 00:20:04,540
OK.

503
00:20:04,540 --> 00:20:05,540
All right.

504
00:20:05,540 --> 00:20:06,540
That's OK.

505
00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:07,540
That was the only cool.

506
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:08,540
That was like the coolest part.

507
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:09,540
Best part of the whole movie.

508
00:20:09,540 --> 00:20:12,620
The opening, the opening fucking writing.

509
00:20:12,620 --> 00:20:17,100
Well, I do actually like the whole opening where he's tracking down that drunk Native

510
00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:18,100
American guy.

511
00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:20,900
It starts out kind of like a Western, a modern Western.

512
00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:21,900
It starts out feeling like.

513
00:20:21,900 --> 00:20:22,900
It just devolves.

514
00:20:22,900 --> 00:20:24,340
Well, it shows that he's a tracker.

515
00:20:24,340 --> 00:20:25,340
Yeah.

516
00:20:25,340 --> 00:20:28,220
Well, it starts out feeling kind of like old country or no country for old men.

517
00:20:28,220 --> 00:20:29,540
And then it quickly changes.

518
00:20:29,540 --> 00:20:30,820
Yeah, the pacing of it.

519
00:20:30,820 --> 00:20:32,620
Yeah, it quickly changes.

520
00:20:32,620 --> 00:20:35,020
It's not the Punisher.

521
00:20:35,020 --> 00:20:36,020
Yeah.

522
00:20:36,020 --> 00:20:38,900
I thought it was going to be Western Punisher vibes.

523
00:20:38,900 --> 00:20:40,340
Well, OK.

524
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,380
Well, OK.

525
00:20:42,380 --> 00:20:43,700
There's a few standout scenes.

526
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:44,700
We'll get into it.

527
00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:50,860
But because I will say there's one scene that might just as far as action, these type of

528
00:20:50,860 --> 00:20:54,020
movies go might be my favorite thing I've seen.

529
00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:56,160
And that, of course, is when he's at home.

530
00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:58,540
He hears someone at his door.

531
00:20:58,540 --> 00:21:03,460
He then kicks the fucking door open and immediately just punches the fucking dude in the face

532
00:21:03,460 --> 00:21:05,500
like he doesn't fuck around.

533
00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:06,500
And I like that.

534
00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:09,860
He kicks the door open, walks, walks up, punches the guy.

535
00:21:09,860 --> 00:21:11,380
And then she's like, hey, we're police.

536
00:21:11,380 --> 00:21:12,380
He's like, all right.

537
00:21:12,380 --> 00:21:14,260
And then he just doesn't apologize.

538
00:21:14,260 --> 00:21:15,260
Nothing.

539
00:21:15,260 --> 00:21:16,260
Just come on in.

540
00:21:16,260 --> 00:21:17,260
Yeah.

541
00:21:17,260 --> 00:21:18,260
You know.

542
00:21:18,260 --> 00:21:21,660
But anyway, opens up with him looking great with a mustache.

543
00:21:21,660 --> 00:21:23,140
He just looks good.

544
00:21:23,140 --> 00:21:25,340
He looks like a cool Texas Ranger.

545
00:21:25,340 --> 00:21:26,340
He does look the part.

546
00:21:26,340 --> 00:21:27,340
He looks the part.

547
00:21:27,340 --> 00:21:34,740
I wrote movies trying to do something racist about having the Native American guy also

548
00:21:34,740 --> 00:21:36,860
have a bottle of whiskey that he stole.

549
00:21:36,860 --> 00:21:39,340
Why couldn't he have just stolen the gun and fucked off?

550
00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:42,700
Why do you also have to drink an entire bottle of whiskey while he was out there?

551
00:21:42,700 --> 00:21:43,700
I didn't like that.

552
00:21:43,700 --> 00:21:45,740
Oh, and then.

553
00:21:45,740 --> 00:21:46,740
OK.

554
00:21:46,740 --> 00:21:48,580
So they're they're hanging out.

555
00:21:48,580 --> 00:21:53,260
Then we get the call that some bank robbers just fucking robbed a bank killed four cops.

556
00:21:53,260 --> 00:21:54,260
This is important.

557
00:21:54,260 --> 00:21:55,940
They killed four cops.

558
00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:59,040
They're on the run in this cool, like, off road vehicle.

559
00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:02,860
They're being chased down by two other cops in a pursuit vehicle.

560
00:22:02,860 --> 00:22:06,380
My first note was there's no way that expedition is keeping up with the offer.

561
00:22:06,380 --> 00:22:08,180
No, but it somehow does.

562
00:22:08,180 --> 00:22:11,220
Oh, no, they get they have a tire issue or something.

563
00:22:11,220 --> 00:22:12,700
Yeah, they pull over.

564
00:22:12,700 --> 00:22:13,980
The cops show up.

565
00:22:13,980 --> 00:22:15,740
They kill those cops.

566
00:22:15,740 --> 00:22:16,740
Real fucking quick.

567
00:22:16,740 --> 00:22:17,740
Yeah.

568
00:22:17,740 --> 00:22:18,740
Six cops dead.

569
00:22:18,740 --> 00:22:19,740
OK, one.

570
00:22:19,740 --> 00:22:20,740
Keep this in mind.

571
00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:21,740
Six cops dead.

572
00:22:21,740 --> 00:22:22,740
Now.

573
00:22:22,740 --> 00:22:23,740
They get back on the road.

574
00:22:23,740 --> 00:22:25,240
We have Thomas Jane.

575
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:30,620
He pulls out the ancient Native American rifle, which is right that they stole from the tribal

576
00:22:30,620 --> 00:22:33,120
people or that the other guy did.

577
00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:38,740
And then he quickly down unders a shot into the engine of the off road vehicle.

578
00:22:38,740 --> 00:22:40,380
You guys know what quickly down under is.

579
00:22:40,380 --> 00:22:42,180
We know what it is.

580
00:22:42,180 --> 00:22:44,180
I haven't seen it quickly.

581
00:22:44,180 --> 00:22:45,940
No, I think it's Tom Selleck.

582
00:22:45,940 --> 00:22:48,700
Is it Tom Selleck or is it Tom Selleck?

583
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:52,100
Tom Selleck is a guy who goes to Australia.

584
00:22:52,100 --> 00:22:53,780
He's an American cowboy kind of dude.

585
00:22:53,780 --> 00:22:58,620
He goes to Australia or maybe Canadian cowboy, but he goes to Australia and there's a scene

586
00:22:58,620 --> 00:23:04,660
where they give him a rifle and he gets a bullet and the guys like, we'll see how good

587
00:23:04,660 --> 00:23:05,860
of a shot you are.

588
00:23:05,860 --> 00:23:11,460
And the dude takes a bucket and starts riding a horse out and he stops like where it would

589
00:23:11,460 --> 00:23:13,100
normally stop for like a long shot.

590
00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:14,580
Quick is like, man, just keep going.

591
00:23:14,580 --> 00:23:18,940
And the guy just keeps going and keeps going and keeps going until like everyone's just

592
00:23:18,940 --> 00:23:20,100
like, nah.

593
00:23:20,100 --> 00:23:23,220
And then he puts the bucket down and quickly fucking nails it.

594
00:23:23,220 --> 00:23:26,780
And that's every time I see anybody take the impossible long shot.

595
00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:29,540
Now it's a quickly down under shot and that's what this is.

596
00:23:29,540 --> 00:23:30,660
So he does that.

597
00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:33,380
It's the engine knocks him out, kills a couple.

598
00:23:33,380 --> 00:23:34,380
Okay.

599
00:23:34,380 --> 00:23:35,900
Now he's killed a few of their men.

600
00:23:35,900 --> 00:23:37,260
They've already killed six cops.

601
00:23:37,260 --> 00:23:48,020
This is important because he then one of the dudes gets the native American guy at gunpoint.

602
00:23:48,020 --> 00:23:50,100
Thomas Jane puts down his weapons.

603
00:23:50,100 --> 00:23:52,580
The American guy doesn't have any weapons.

604
00:23:52,580 --> 00:23:57,500
That dude throws them away and runs leaving Thomas Jane with his guns.

605
00:23:57,500 --> 00:24:01,780
Now he's killed six cops, maybe not him personally.

606
00:24:01,780 --> 00:24:04,660
Maybe he's only killed one or two of these cops.

607
00:24:04,660 --> 00:24:10,060
But that dude, that guy, the Mexican guy who was part of this robber gang has killed police

608
00:24:10,060 --> 00:24:11,180
officers.

609
00:24:11,180 --> 00:24:13,860
Why did he hesitate on Thomas Jane right then and there?

610
00:24:13,860 --> 00:24:15,540
Thomas Jane is like, well, you got me.

611
00:24:15,540 --> 00:24:20,760
Put his guns down and then he should have just turned the AK, lit them up, ran away.

612
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:26,020
Part of this is unspoken, but there's like a rule in Texas that you don't fuck with Texas

613
00:24:26,020 --> 00:24:27,020
Rangers.

614
00:24:27,020 --> 00:24:28,020
It's a, it's.

615
00:24:28,020 --> 00:24:29,620
But how would he know he was a Texas Ranger?

616
00:24:29,620 --> 00:24:30,620
I don't think he did.

617
00:24:30,620 --> 00:24:31,620
The hat.

618
00:24:31,620 --> 00:24:32,620
I think he was wearing a badge at the time.

619
00:24:32,620 --> 00:24:33,620
The hat.

620
00:24:33,620 --> 00:24:34,620
The hat gave it away, man.

621
00:24:34,620 --> 00:24:35,620
Come on.

622
00:24:35,620 --> 00:24:38,860
It was the voice, the voice that he was overdoing.

623
00:24:38,860 --> 00:24:39,860
Yeah, the hat.

624
00:24:39,860 --> 00:24:40,860
The hat, the voice, the mustache.

625
00:24:40,860 --> 00:24:41,860
That's Texas Ranger.

626
00:24:41,860 --> 00:24:42,860
It's the mustache.

627
00:24:42,860 --> 00:24:48,500
Oh, did you notice all the Spanish speaking parts?

628
00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:51,820
The subtitles just said, uh, driver speaking Spanish.

629
00:24:51,820 --> 00:24:52,820
Yeah.

630
00:24:52,820 --> 00:24:59,020
I, I think I had subtitles on my version, which I watched in a different way.

631
00:24:59,020 --> 00:25:03,620
I watched it on a different streaming service and it had, I think it had some of the, some

632
00:25:03,620 --> 00:25:04,620
of the Spanish.

633
00:25:04,620 --> 00:25:08,980
But then when it goes to a music scene, it tells you exactly the name of the song and

634
00:25:08,980 --> 00:25:09,980
the band.

635
00:25:09,980 --> 00:25:10,980
And the lyrics.

636
00:25:10,980 --> 00:25:11,980
And the lyrics.

637
00:25:11,980 --> 00:25:12,980
Yeah.

638
00:25:12,980 --> 00:25:13,980
No, it was doing some of the subtitles at other times when it was not important to the

639
00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:14,980
plot.

640
00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:15,980
It just did.

641
00:25:15,980 --> 00:25:16,980
So the guy in charge of the subtitles was.

642
00:25:16,980 --> 00:25:17,980
You mean Mexicans.

643
00:25:17,980 --> 00:25:22,140
The guy running the subtitles was just a metalhead that did not speak Spanish.

644
00:25:22,140 --> 00:25:23,740
He's like, Oh, I know that song.

645
00:25:23,740 --> 00:25:25,940
Like, let's go some fucking Atlantis.

646
00:25:25,940 --> 00:25:26,940
Yeah.

647
00:25:26,940 --> 00:25:29,340
And then they thought, then they thought, uh, Oh yeah.

648
00:25:29,340 --> 00:25:32,020
Well the Mexico, Mexico, Spanish, fuck it.

649
00:25:32,020 --> 00:25:33,020
Budget cuts.

650
00:25:33,020 --> 00:25:34,020
Budget cuts.

651
00:25:34,020 --> 00:25:38,900
Then we get way more naked Thomas Jane than I wanted.

652
00:25:38,900 --> 00:25:43,980
Just that, that's that side profile just of like his naked body laying with that chick.

653
00:25:43,980 --> 00:25:45,940
I was like, I don't, all right, whatever.

654
00:25:45,940 --> 00:25:47,400
That's a choice director.

655
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:51,500
You really wanted to start the day off with like a naked Thomas Jane getting out of bed.

656
00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:52,500
Whatever.

657
00:25:52,500 --> 00:25:53,500
It's okay.

658
00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:54,500
I just, what?

659
00:25:54,500 --> 00:25:56,240
He does look good though for his age.

660
00:25:56,240 --> 00:26:03,420
So he has a, uh, Mike first sight of titties at 12 minutes and 26 seconds that you're nodding.

661
00:26:03,420 --> 00:26:04,420
Why are you nodding?

662
00:26:04,420 --> 00:26:05,420
You know what they are?

663
00:26:05,420 --> 00:26:07,260
No, I don't even remember it.

664
00:26:07,260 --> 00:26:08,260
You're like, you're agreeing.

665
00:26:08,260 --> 00:26:09,260
Like, yep.

666
00:26:09,260 --> 00:26:14,700
I remember clearly it's a poster in the background, this French poster where there's a, a son,

667
00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:20,060
a fire goddess, uh, who's, who's half naked and she's encroaching on this like man who's

668
00:26:20,060 --> 00:26:21,060
crying.

669
00:26:21,060 --> 00:26:25,900
And it says, uh, for me, the fairy phosphor for or whatever, sense.

670
00:26:25,900 --> 00:26:31,540
And I looked it up and it's a $3,000 like poster painting thing that you get at auction

671
00:26:31,540 --> 00:26:32,540
houses.

672
00:26:32,540 --> 00:26:37,380
If you type in those words, the exact image from the movie pops up, but the only websites

673
00:26:37,380 --> 00:26:40,740
that sell it are auction houses for like two to three grand.

674
00:26:40,740 --> 00:26:41,740
Right.

675
00:26:41,740 --> 00:26:42,740
Okay.

676
00:26:42,740 --> 00:26:43,740
Yeah.

677
00:26:43,740 --> 00:26:47,340
And you can go to images on Google and you can like find one so you can make it like

678
00:26:47,340 --> 00:26:50,700
your wallpaper on your, on your background or your desktop, whatever.

679
00:26:50,700 --> 00:26:52,500
But just thought that was interesting.

680
00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:53,500
I don't know what the connection is.

681
00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:54,500
I don't know what the director.

682
00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:57,580
I think it's the only titties in the movie because that's one of my notes was, how do

683
00:26:57,580 --> 00:27:00,260
they go to a, how do they go to a titty bar and there's no titty?

684
00:27:00,260 --> 00:27:04,260
20 minutes in on the bumper sticker of one of the trucks says boobies.

685
00:27:04,260 --> 00:27:06,820
So that's the second pair of titties I already thought.

686
00:27:06,820 --> 00:27:11,780
So these are murderous like cartel guys that help terrorist organizations for titties,

687
00:27:11,780 --> 00:27:20,260
but they support breast cancer.

688
00:27:20,260 --> 00:27:22,980
Then it was the best door open of all fucking time.

689
00:27:22,980 --> 00:27:28,580
Thomas Jane just kicks that door open, punches a fucking guy right in the face.

690
00:27:28,580 --> 00:27:29,740
And that was straight Punisher.

691
00:27:29,740 --> 00:27:31,420
That's, that's what I wrote that.

692
00:27:31,420 --> 00:27:32,420
It's fine.

693
00:27:32,420 --> 00:27:35,220
Punisher fight choreography is not too bad.

694
00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:40,180
That's actually the most part of the movie is one of my notes is the gunplay is horrendous,

695
00:27:40,180 --> 00:27:42,220
but the fight choreography is wrong.

696
00:27:42,220 --> 00:27:43,220
Yeah.

697
00:27:43,220 --> 00:27:44,220
The gunplay is a little unrealistic.

698
00:27:44,220 --> 00:27:48,260
And what I mean by that is there is a moment where she shoots a guy in the head.

699
00:27:48,260 --> 00:27:53,540
He just kind of shrugs it off and then a bunch of dudes pull out full blown machine guns.

700
00:27:53,540 --> 00:27:58,860
And with her having no cover whatsoever, open up fire on her, but I'm sorry, I forgot all

701
00:27:58,860 --> 00:28:00,860
about the cover of sitting down.

702
00:28:00,860 --> 00:28:01,860
Yeah.

703
00:28:01,860 --> 00:28:03,220
Immediately stopped all of the bullets.

704
00:28:03,220 --> 00:28:05,300
She's like, Nope, not today motherfuckers.

705
00:28:05,300 --> 00:28:08,740
And she sat down and started firing back in every bullet.

706
00:28:08,740 --> 00:28:10,780
Yeah, she crouched.

707
00:28:10,780 --> 00:28:11,780
She crouched.

708
00:28:11,780 --> 00:28:12,780
She crouched.

709
00:28:12,780 --> 00:28:13,780
She odd jobbed it.

710
00:28:13,780 --> 00:28:18,860
You mean when he's about to leave and she's like laying like spread eagle kind of like

711
00:28:18,860 --> 00:28:22,820
all that ass hanging out there, not one bullet like in the bank.

712
00:28:22,820 --> 00:28:29,340
I'm talking about in the bank when they tried to publicly assassinate the agent or Alex,

713
00:28:29,340 --> 00:28:33,700
the main guy, once he goes over to like literally the guy walks into the bank, pulls out a gun

714
00:28:33,700 --> 00:28:35,460
is walking up to just shoot.

715
00:28:35,460 --> 00:28:36,460
Yeah.

716
00:28:36,460 --> 00:28:39,060
She's on her back in the exactly.

717
00:28:39,060 --> 00:28:40,060
She's just on her back.

718
00:28:40,060 --> 00:28:41,060
Yeah.

719
00:28:41,060 --> 00:28:42,060
Oh my God.

720
00:28:42,060 --> 00:28:43,060
So stupid.

721
00:28:43,060 --> 00:28:44,060
Yeah.

722
00:28:44,060 --> 00:28:46,020
They, they shoot, you know, 700 bullets and hit nothing.

723
00:28:46,020 --> 00:28:51,300
And then, but when they need to, for plot purposes, nail it every time.

724
00:28:51,300 --> 00:28:58,420
Was that Joel Edgerton as a, the Russian guy, that weird Russian guy that sold him through,

725
00:28:58,420 --> 00:29:02,860
I thought was going to be a way bigger part of the movie, but it was just that one scene.

726
00:29:02,860 --> 00:29:05,300
It's the guy that sold him the, the missile launcher.

727
00:29:05,300 --> 00:29:06,300
Yeah.

728
00:29:06,300 --> 00:29:07,300
I don't know who was.

729
00:29:07,300 --> 00:29:08,300
There was a missile launcher.

730
00:29:08,300 --> 00:29:09,300
Yeah.

731
00:29:09,300 --> 00:29:10,300
I, I did nothing with it.

732
00:29:10,300 --> 00:29:13,900
I tried, look, I fell asleep a few times watching this cause I tried to watch it last night.

733
00:29:13,900 --> 00:29:21,780
Uh, and I was a little too drunk, but I kept, it's like he, what was the terrorist?

734
00:29:21,780 --> 00:29:23,620
Like what was his, what was his whole deal?

735
00:29:23,620 --> 00:29:24,620
What was his problem?

736
00:29:24,620 --> 00:29:25,620
What was his deal?

737
00:29:25,620 --> 00:29:26,620
Yeah.

738
00:29:26,620 --> 00:29:31,660
He was so off the, off the rec, like off the chain that other terrorists were saying, stop

739
00:29:31,660 --> 00:29:32,660
bro.

740
00:29:32,660 --> 00:29:36,180
Literally the guy selling him the nuclear warhead machine to launch it.

741
00:29:36,180 --> 00:29:39,940
The missile launcher goes, you're planning on doing some fucked up shit.

742
00:29:39,940 --> 00:29:41,780
I don't want anything to do with you after this.

743
00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:46,420
He gets a zoom call from the president of terrorism and the president of terrorism was

744
00:29:46,420 --> 00:29:49,260
like, Hey, listen, buddy, we don't want you to do this.

745
00:29:49,260 --> 00:29:50,500
And he's like, I'm going to do it.

746
00:29:50,500 --> 00:29:53,100
I'm ordering them not to fucking do it.

747
00:29:53,100 --> 00:29:55,420
And then he pulls some axle Foley shit.

748
00:29:55,420 --> 00:29:59,100
If we think of this as him as the protagonist, which I'm not, okay.

749
00:29:59,100 --> 00:30:04,600
But at that point in the movie, basically like one of my notes I wrote was his goes

750
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:09,980
from Declan's friends telling him we're done with you back to the Armstrong hotel, back

751
00:30:09,980 --> 00:30:13,580
to Declan's friends telling them we're done with you back to the Armstrong hotel.

752
00:30:13,580 --> 00:30:16,540
And I was like, okay, are these two going to hook up or what?

753
00:30:16,540 --> 00:30:18,060
Wait, who's the Armstrong hotel?

754
00:30:18,060 --> 00:30:22,460
That's where the, the deputy or the ranger and the girl were staying.

755
00:30:22,460 --> 00:30:27,060
Oh, hotel there, the hotel room they were at where they were doing their, you know,

756
00:30:27,060 --> 00:30:28,060
planning and

757
00:30:28,060 --> 00:30:31,420
why didn't she get her wound taken care of at a hospital?

758
00:30:31,420 --> 00:30:33,860
Like she's a police officer that's totally allowed.

759
00:30:33,860 --> 00:30:37,300
She's allowed to go to a hospital after and get professional treatment.

760
00:30:37,300 --> 00:30:43,580
Not him, not, not some American Texas ranger guy just doing some haphazard fucking stitching

761
00:30:43,580 --> 00:30:44,580
up.

762
00:30:44,580 --> 00:30:46,140
Are you talking about red state James Bond?

763
00:30:46,140 --> 00:30:47,140
That's what I named him.

764
00:30:47,140 --> 00:30:52,060
Oh, it was because they had to, they had to keep like a low profile because of the, uh,

765
00:30:52,060 --> 00:30:56,220
John Malkovich was like, like, stop fucking getting into gunfights, please.

766
00:30:56,220 --> 00:30:57,220
That's not what you're here.

767
00:30:57,220 --> 00:30:58,220
You're just control.

768
00:30:58,220 --> 00:30:59,220
You're an observer.

769
00:30:59,220 --> 00:31:00,220
Yeah.

770
00:31:00,220 --> 00:31:01,220
He was, then it is control, right?

771
00:31:01,220 --> 00:31:02,220
That's what it is.

772
00:31:02,220 --> 00:31:03,220
Yeah.

773
00:31:03,220 --> 00:31:07,940
And then, you know, red state James Bond, he actually, now that I'm thinking about it,

774
00:31:07,940 --> 00:31:13,860
Thomas Jane in this movie could be part of the, um, name him like a whiskey or rum and

775
00:31:13,860 --> 00:31:19,060
put him on that Kingsman, uh, Kingsman three or Kings, whatever the other, the American

776
00:31:19,060 --> 00:31:21,540
version of Kingsman, he would fit perfectly.

777
00:31:21,540 --> 00:31:26,860
He would be like, uh, he'd be like, I don't know, brandy or something.

778
00:31:26,860 --> 00:31:27,860
Don't call me brandy.

779
00:31:27,860 --> 00:31:29,660
And he would always be like, not like, not the singer.

780
00:31:29,660 --> 00:31:33,500
You know, it would be like his thing and then like real funny.

781
00:31:33,500 --> 00:31:36,860
Uh, so I think that was Joel Edgerton and then I put just John Malkovich.

782
00:31:36,860 --> 00:31:37,860
Holy shit.

783
00:31:37,860 --> 00:31:43,180
Then I started taking notes for my zombie movie because I got a little, a little just

784
00:31:43,180 --> 00:31:44,180
distracted.

785
00:31:44,180 --> 00:31:45,660
So now I'm back to one ranger.

786
00:31:45,660 --> 00:31:50,580
John, uh, weird thing that stuck with me throughout this whole movie.

787
00:31:50,580 --> 00:31:55,020
Everyone's accents are terrible except for the antagonist, the Irish guy.

788
00:31:55,020 --> 00:32:00,420
He was pretty clear and concise, but then they go to Soviet Russia or whatever.

789
00:32:00,420 --> 00:32:02,900
And it's like they fucking time traveled.

790
00:32:02,900 --> 00:32:06,020
It's like, wait, did they just time travel back in time?

791
00:32:06,020 --> 00:32:07,080
And that's just Russia.

792
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:12,660
My next note after that was the tattooed guy, like stop stroking the cannon.

793
00:32:12,660 --> 00:32:14,060
Just stop stroking the cannon.

794
00:32:14,060 --> 00:32:17,380
Oh, this is who I thought was Joel Edgerton.

795
00:32:17,380 --> 00:32:18,500
Nick Moran.

796
00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:23,020
So, so you thought John Malkovich's accent was terrible?

797
00:32:23,020 --> 00:32:24,660
Oh, he was fine.

798
00:32:24,660 --> 00:32:27,460
He's like, he was, he was entertaining character.

799
00:32:27,460 --> 00:32:29,620
He was, he was mumbling a lot.

800
00:32:29,620 --> 00:32:34,380
I had to rewatch a lot of his scenes and like every scene he was in, like kind of at the

801
00:32:34,380 --> 00:32:36,460
end of it made me feel like I missed something.

802
00:32:36,460 --> 00:32:37,820
Everyone's accents were so bad.

803
00:32:37,820 --> 00:32:42,460
So when someone has just like a normal good accent, you don't even take no, Oh yeah, his

804
00:32:42,460 --> 00:32:43,460
was good.

805
00:32:43,460 --> 00:32:44,460
I guess.

806
00:32:44,460 --> 00:32:45,460
Yeah.

807
00:32:45,460 --> 00:32:47,460
They look alike, don't they?

808
00:32:47,460 --> 00:32:51,700
I think like one of my notes about John Malkovich was like, did he have a stroke while filming

809
00:32:51,700 --> 00:32:52,700
this?

810
00:32:52,700 --> 00:32:53,700
Why?

811
00:32:53,700 --> 00:32:56,300
Like towards the end, like he just kind of, he was talking.

812
00:32:56,300 --> 00:32:57,420
Yeah, it was weird.

813
00:32:57,420 --> 00:33:01,140
He was dead inside almost like, I don't want to do this movie.

814
00:33:01,140 --> 00:33:02,140
Why am I here?

815
00:33:02,140 --> 00:33:03,140
Like I'm John Malkovich.

816
00:33:03,140 --> 00:33:04,140
You really pissed me off.

817
00:33:04,140 --> 00:33:05,140
I'm above this.

818
00:33:05,140 --> 00:33:06,140
Why am I here?

819
00:33:06,140 --> 00:33:07,140
I'm not your daddy.

820
00:33:07,140 --> 00:33:09,860
Are we going to have another Dennis Hopper space truckers conversation again?

821
00:33:09,860 --> 00:33:11,780
What about, what was that one about?

822
00:33:11,780 --> 00:33:13,460
Him phoning it in.

823
00:33:13,460 --> 00:33:15,580
I don't think John Malkovich phoned this in.

824
00:33:15,580 --> 00:33:18,860
I think he was playing it pretty, pretty good.

825
00:33:18,860 --> 00:33:19,860
In my opinion.

826
00:33:19,860 --> 00:33:20,860
I don't know.

827
00:33:20,860 --> 00:33:21,860
Maybe.

828
00:33:21,860 --> 00:33:23,500
He was probably the best acting in the movie.

829
00:33:23,500 --> 00:33:25,260
I actually just wrote Malkovich is awesome.

830
00:33:25,260 --> 00:33:26,260
That was one of my notes.

831
00:33:26,260 --> 00:33:28,540
Oh, seven and three eights.

832
00:33:28,540 --> 00:33:32,900
My hat size is one of the best like end to one of the, like what a throw.

833
00:33:32,900 --> 00:33:33,900
You thought just the throw away.

834
00:33:33,900 --> 00:33:34,900
I'll order you one.

835
00:33:34,900 --> 00:33:36,580
And then he gives it to, they gives them the hat size.

836
00:33:36,580 --> 00:33:37,580
I liked that line a lot.

837
00:33:37,580 --> 00:33:38,580
I liked that exchange.

838
00:33:38,580 --> 00:33:39,580
Yeah.

839
00:33:39,580 --> 00:33:40,580
You were going to say something?

840
00:33:40,580 --> 00:33:41,580
No.

841
00:33:41,580 --> 00:33:42,580
Oh.

842
00:33:42,580 --> 00:33:47,500
They go to that bunker and there's the guy tied to the chair with the bomb and they just

843
00:33:47,500 --> 00:33:51,660
let him blow up and he just splatters on the fucking window.

844
00:33:51,660 --> 00:33:54,460
And they're all just like casually talking after that.

845
00:33:54,460 --> 00:33:56,860
Like after a guy just fucking died.

846
00:33:56,860 --> 00:33:59,220
The blood and guts just goes all over this window.

847
00:33:59,220 --> 00:34:00,220
Not a sliver.

848
00:34:00,220 --> 00:34:01,220
Just looks at it like a.

849
00:34:01,220 --> 00:34:02,220
A concern.

850
00:34:02,220 --> 00:34:03,220
No concern.

851
00:34:03,220 --> 00:34:06,020
That's what happens when you blow yourself up.

852
00:34:06,020 --> 00:34:10,740
I mean, yeah, it's, it's, it is one of those things if you worked in the Interpol or whatever

853
00:34:10,740 --> 00:34:15,500
and you dealt with terrorists all the time, would it bother you if another one just took

854
00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:16,500
care of himself?

855
00:34:16,500 --> 00:34:17,500
I feel like I would act differently.

856
00:34:17,500 --> 00:34:18,500
Like a little bit.

857
00:34:18,500 --> 00:34:20,260
At least for a few minutes maybe.

858
00:34:20,260 --> 00:34:21,260
Who's hungry?

859
00:34:21,260 --> 00:34:23,500
I might have jumped a little or something.

860
00:34:23,500 --> 00:34:26,500
I feel like a roast beef sandwich right now is what I would say.

861
00:34:26,500 --> 00:34:27,940
I would go, I would go eat.

862
00:34:27,940 --> 00:34:30,140
I'd go watch a movie after.

863
00:34:30,140 --> 00:34:31,620
Wouldn't give a fuck.

864
00:34:31,620 --> 00:34:32,820
Let that person blow himself up.

865
00:34:32,820 --> 00:34:33,820
It's his fault.

866
00:34:33,820 --> 00:34:34,820
He wants to be a terrorist.

867
00:34:34,820 --> 00:34:36,660
Everyone's too casual about everything.

868
00:34:36,660 --> 00:34:39,420
The terrorist president of terrorism guy that.

869
00:34:39,420 --> 00:34:40,420
Yeah.

870
00:34:40,420 --> 00:34:41,420
Like, no, stop that now.

871
00:34:41,420 --> 00:34:44,860
They were like when they were designing that scene, they're like, let's put an AK in the

872
00:34:44,860 --> 00:34:47,020
background so we know he's a bad guy.

873
00:34:47,020 --> 00:34:48,540
But Andy, you should have been happy.

874
00:34:48,540 --> 00:34:51,060
The henchmen in this movie did do their jobs.

875
00:34:51,060 --> 00:34:52,260
That should have made you happy.

876
00:34:52,260 --> 00:34:53,740
They were very good about that.

877
00:34:53,740 --> 00:34:55,940
The henchmen in this movie were awesome.

878
00:34:55,940 --> 00:34:59,420
They didn't fuck around other than missing a lot of easy shots.

879
00:34:59,420 --> 00:35:02,260
They should have killed that woman in the main agent chick immediately.

880
00:35:02,260 --> 00:35:05,420
They were bad shots, but they tried.

881
00:35:05,420 --> 00:35:07,220
They definitely went full steam ahead.

882
00:35:07,220 --> 00:35:08,620
I liked it.

883
00:35:08,620 --> 00:35:11,600
I don't like all the double crossing each other.

884
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:16,180
Like the killing the scientist that he's like, I desperately needed this money, guys.

885
00:35:16,180 --> 00:35:17,180
Thanks so much.

886
00:35:17,180 --> 00:35:18,180
And then they kill him.

887
00:35:18,180 --> 00:35:19,180
Fuck.

888
00:35:19,180 --> 00:35:20,180
That was mean.

889
00:35:20,180 --> 00:35:26,580
Or then they also kill the they also killed a couple other people, didn't they?

890
00:35:26,580 --> 00:35:29,380
Like on their own team at some point and a lot of innocence.

891
00:35:29,380 --> 00:35:30,380
They just that's what they do.

892
00:35:30,380 --> 00:35:33,820
They get shootouts and you'd see all the people behind fall down.

893
00:35:33,820 --> 00:35:38,780
You're like they missed everybody in front and the people behind in those shopping over

894
00:35:38,780 --> 00:35:40,620
there just be falling down.

895
00:35:40,620 --> 00:35:41,900
That's fucked up.

896
00:35:41,900 --> 00:35:44,260
I put Malkovich is tough but fair.

897
00:35:44,260 --> 00:35:47,500
Like, he's like, hey, you guys keep fucking up.

898
00:35:47,500 --> 00:35:51,860
Wait, let that guy slip through your fingers, wait to like start shooting out in the fucking

899
00:35:51,860 --> 00:35:52,860
public area.

900
00:35:52,860 --> 00:35:54,940
Which, you know, like what you did.

901
00:35:54,940 --> 00:35:56,100
This isn't Texas, buddy.

902
00:35:56,100 --> 00:35:58,860
This is like Britain is the UK.

903
00:35:58,860 --> 00:35:59,860
Calm down.

904
00:35:59,860 --> 00:36:01,420
They're not used to guns as much over there.

905
00:36:01,420 --> 00:36:02,780
That was surprising in this movie, though.

906
00:36:02,780 --> 00:36:08,180
They didn't play off the no guns in Britain because like even the police had some everyone

907
00:36:08,180 --> 00:36:09,180
had guns.

908
00:36:09,180 --> 00:36:10,180
I don't think that's a thing anymore.

909
00:36:10,180 --> 00:36:11,980
I think just London has guns now.

910
00:36:11,980 --> 00:36:13,900
Get used to it.

911
00:36:13,900 --> 00:36:17,820
Conor McGregor, who's the main villain.

912
00:36:17,820 --> 00:36:18,820
You call him?

913
00:36:18,820 --> 00:36:20,540
Yeah, I call him Chris McPratt.

914
00:36:20,540 --> 00:36:24,980
Yeah, I like it.

915
00:36:24,980 --> 00:36:25,980
Because of McGregor.

916
00:36:25,980 --> 00:36:28,140
Oh, he just looks a little bit like he's Pratt.

917
00:36:28,140 --> 00:36:31,620
We're talking about you were maybe mixing Conor McGregor and Chris Pratt.

918
00:36:31,620 --> 00:36:33,100
Well, he's talking about the main bad guy.

919
00:36:33,100 --> 00:36:34,100
You're talking about the main henchman.

920
00:36:34,100 --> 00:36:35,820
Oh, I'm talking about the main henchman.

921
00:36:35,820 --> 00:36:41,300
Yeah, he looks like Conor McGregor did in the new Roadhouse movie, which I don't know

922
00:36:41,300 --> 00:36:42,300
which came out first.

923
00:36:42,300 --> 00:36:43,300
No, well, this one did, I guess.

924
00:36:43,300 --> 00:36:46,580
So Conor McGregor looks like this dude from one range.

925
00:36:46,580 --> 00:36:51,060
I put he sounded like a mix of Andre the Giant with Yogi Bear.

926
00:36:51,060 --> 00:36:52,940
His action was I couldn't understand a word.

927
00:36:52,940 --> 00:36:54,340
I just anything he said.

928
00:36:54,340 --> 00:36:56,660
I literally just don't know what he said.

929
00:36:56,660 --> 00:36:59,660
They should have subtitled him.

930
00:36:59,660 --> 00:37:01,500
They should have.

931
00:37:01,500 --> 00:37:02,500
They tried.

932
00:37:02,500 --> 00:37:04,940
I think at some point it's just said indistinct a few times.

933
00:37:04,940 --> 00:37:08,100
And it's like this is like scripted things in the dialogue.

934
00:37:08,100 --> 00:37:09,820
It shouldn't say indistinct.

935
00:37:09,820 --> 00:37:11,100
But yeah, I couldn't understand a word he said.

936
00:37:11,100 --> 00:37:13,460
I was just like, oh, he's angry.

937
00:37:13,460 --> 00:37:14,460
I know.

938
00:37:14,460 --> 00:37:16,820
I will say this, though.

939
00:37:16,820 --> 00:37:24,340
The best the best line of the entire fucking movie, the best line is they're fighting.

940
00:37:24,340 --> 00:37:28,940
And he goes, you know, every so the Thomas Jane goes to the two goes every time we do

941
00:37:28,940 --> 00:37:31,980
this, you end up getting the the worst end of it.

942
00:37:31,980 --> 00:37:34,420
And the guy goes, that's beginner's luck.

943
00:37:34,420 --> 00:37:36,460
And Thomas is like three times.

944
00:37:36,460 --> 00:37:39,580
And I was like, damn, Thomas.

945
00:37:39,580 --> 00:37:41,420
Yeah, you're right.

946
00:37:41,420 --> 00:37:43,020
You took his eye on the last one.

947
00:37:43,020 --> 00:37:47,380
This guy's still like he just reminds me of every fucking alpha dickhead out there.

948
00:37:47,380 --> 00:37:49,500
It's like, oh, still beat your ass.

949
00:37:49,500 --> 00:37:50,500
You won't.

950
00:37:50,500 --> 00:37:53,500
Why is he patching her up?

951
00:37:53,500 --> 00:37:54,500
No hospital.

952
00:37:54,500 --> 00:38:03,420
Oh, absolutely could not stand that fucking scene where the the other guy who's washing

953
00:38:03,420 --> 00:38:10,380
his hands clean of the terrorist, the religious terror, father terrorism with his with his

954
00:38:10,380 --> 00:38:11,820
singing mute child.

955
00:38:11,820 --> 00:38:15,340
Oh, wait, a kid way to bring down a fucking movie.

956
00:38:15,340 --> 00:38:16,900
Wait, I like to write it to a whole.

957
00:38:16,900 --> 00:38:19,100
That church looked way bigger from outside.

958
00:38:19,100 --> 00:38:23,980
And then they're just in this tiny room and they go when they go to reverse TARDIS.

959
00:38:23,980 --> 00:38:27,740
It's the retardis.

960
00:38:27,740 --> 00:38:29,500
It's smaller on the inside.

961
00:38:29,500 --> 00:38:32,820
But wait, you said you liked the song.

962
00:38:32,820 --> 00:38:35,900
I like the kids song.

963
00:38:35,900 --> 00:38:38,660
Just the the I was really high.

964
00:38:38,660 --> 00:38:39,660
I don't know.

965
00:38:39,660 --> 00:38:40,660
Yeah, I fucking hated it.

966
00:38:40,660 --> 00:38:44,580
I was like 40 milligrams and I was throwing something at my joints and it was a bit of

967
00:38:44,580 --> 00:38:48,260
my phone to go outside multiple times throughout this movie and smoke more.

968
00:38:48,260 --> 00:38:49,260
Oh, yeah.

969
00:38:49,260 --> 00:38:50,260
It's a little better.

970
00:38:50,260 --> 00:38:51,260
I'm sure much better.

971
00:38:51,260 --> 00:38:54,900
I enjoyed the kids song at one point.

972
00:38:54,900 --> 00:39:05,740
Not Conor McGregor just knocks the fucking agent agent Jennifer Smith cold out just pop

973
00:39:05,740 --> 00:39:06,740
out.

974
00:39:06,740 --> 00:39:07,740
She just fucking hits the wall.

975
00:39:07,740 --> 00:39:08,740
And I'm one punch.

976
00:39:08,740 --> 00:39:09,740
Just what it was realistic.

977
00:39:09,740 --> 00:39:10,740
That was so real.

978
00:39:10,740 --> 00:39:11,740
No.

979
00:39:11,740 --> 00:39:12,740
But then here's OK.

980
00:39:12,740 --> 00:39:13,740
That was the part scene.

981
00:39:13,740 --> 00:39:14,740
The farce.

982
00:39:14,740 --> 00:39:15,740
Yeah.

983
00:39:15,740 --> 00:39:20,740
So there's a well, OK, I mean, they can watch that if you look go to that.

984
00:39:20,740 --> 00:39:24,460
If you go to that scene, you can watch her fart or like unconscious body.

985
00:39:24,460 --> 00:39:27,020
It's very funny.

986
00:39:27,020 --> 00:39:29,740
The pain mechanics of this.

987
00:39:29,740 --> 00:39:30,820
What?

988
00:39:30,820 --> 00:39:33,300
I think it's very funny.

989
00:39:33,300 --> 00:39:36,940
Bullets are the least effective way to hurt someone in one ranger.

990
00:39:36,940 --> 00:39:41,340
The most effective way to hurt someone is any type of physical force.

991
00:39:41,340 --> 00:39:42,340
Right.

992
00:39:42,340 --> 00:39:43,380
Because this is what happens.

993
00:39:43,380 --> 00:39:44,980
We have Kevin Bacon.

994
00:39:44,980 --> 00:39:47,260
Oh, oh, I'm so sorry.

995
00:39:47,260 --> 00:39:52,900
I'm thinking of that is not this movie.

996
00:39:52,900 --> 00:39:54,780
You watch too many movies in one night.

997
00:39:54,780 --> 00:39:55,780
Never mind.

998
00:39:55,780 --> 00:39:56,780
I did.

999
00:39:56,780 --> 00:39:57,780
They're all mixed together.

1000
00:39:57,780 --> 00:40:00,540
That's Beverly Hills Cop Axel Foley.

1001
00:40:00,540 --> 00:40:04,940
We'll do next week because fucking Austin, bitch ass.

1002
00:40:04,940 --> 00:40:08,580
My great idea overloaded my brain and have to have the watch.

1003
00:40:08,580 --> 00:40:10,620
So when they're going from a lot of.

1004
00:40:10,620 --> 00:40:11,620
But there's wow.

1005
00:40:11,620 --> 00:40:14,180
There's a lot of shitty buildings getting raided by these two.

1006
00:40:14,180 --> 00:40:16,060
There's a lot of scenes of them.

1007
00:40:16,060 --> 00:40:20,020
I think they say deja vu because it's just them going from like shitty building to shitty

1008
00:40:20,020 --> 00:40:22,460
building and doing like the remake of Dread.

1009
00:40:22,460 --> 00:40:23,460
Yeah.

1010
00:40:23,460 --> 00:40:24,460
Yeah.

1011
00:40:24,460 --> 00:40:25,460
That's all it was.

1012
00:40:25,460 --> 00:40:27,180
It was the remake of Dread for the last half hour.

1013
00:40:27,180 --> 00:40:29,100
Verbal Exchange is awesome.

1014
00:40:29,100 --> 00:40:37,060
I put oh, oh, and then after when he's after he kills all these fucking people, he takes

1015
00:40:37,060 --> 00:40:38,260
the machine gun like kills them all.

1016
00:40:38,260 --> 00:40:39,660
He goes and she goes, oh my God, you're right.

1017
00:40:39,660 --> 00:40:42,780
He's like, I'm just an observer or whatever.

1018
00:40:42,780 --> 00:40:43,780
That was my favorite line.

1019
00:40:43,780 --> 00:40:44,780
I'm just an observer.

1020
00:40:44,780 --> 00:40:47,740
And she's like, he's like, I just need a second to catch my breath.

1021
00:40:47,740 --> 00:40:48,860
She's like, OK, well, we need to hurry.

1022
00:40:48,860 --> 00:40:49,860
He's like, I'm good to go.

1023
00:40:49,860 --> 00:40:50,860
Immediately after a second.

1024
00:40:50,860 --> 00:40:51,860
Yeah.

1025
00:40:51,860 --> 00:40:52,860
He's dope.

1026
00:40:52,860 --> 00:40:53,860
He's I love that.

1027
00:40:53,860 --> 00:40:55,060
He's like a second to breathe.

1028
00:40:55,060 --> 00:40:57,060
And she's like, well, we need time.

1029
00:40:57,060 --> 00:40:58,660
And he's like, I'm good.

1030
00:40:58,660 --> 00:40:59,660
Let's go.

1031
00:40:59,660 --> 00:41:00,660
Puts his hat on.

1032
00:41:00,660 --> 00:41:01,660
Just fucks off in the sunset.

1033
00:41:01,660 --> 00:41:03,220
And I love that.

1034
00:41:03,220 --> 00:41:05,500
Oh, and then you think the movie's over.

1035
00:41:05,500 --> 00:41:06,500
Oh, no.

1036
00:41:06,500 --> 00:41:07,940
Terrorist guy got away.

1037
00:41:07,940 --> 00:41:11,340
But the last thing fucking Thomas James said to him was like, I will hunt you to the ends

1038
00:41:11,340 --> 00:41:12,340
of the fucking earth.

1039
00:41:12,340 --> 00:41:16,420
And then they literally go like, well, we bad guy lost.

1040
00:41:16,420 --> 00:41:17,420
Blah, blah, blah.

1041
00:41:17,420 --> 00:41:18,420
We win.

1042
00:41:18,420 --> 00:41:21,260
And then it cuts to X amount of time later.

1043
00:41:21,260 --> 00:41:25,020
He's hunting down this dude in the fucking desert, just like in the beginning of the

1044
00:41:25,020 --> 00:41:30,860
movie finds him, kills all of his compadres and then chases him down.

1045
00:41:30,860 --> 00:41:32,220
He said that was a mistake.

1046
00:41:32,220 --> 00:41:33,220
That was oh, no.

1047
00:41:33,220 --> 00:41:37,340
You know, right when the guy starts yelling to his is the Mexican friends that he has

1048
00:41:37,340 --> 00:41:40,580
like this kill this guy, he's like, well, that was a mistake.

1049
00:41:40,580 --> 00:41:47,100
Kills all of those dudes, shoots him in the leg again, quickly down under style and.

1050
00:41:47,100 --> 00:41:51,180
Makes him walk, presumably to America from Mexico, from Mexico.

1051
00:41:51,180 --> 00:41:52,180
Yeah, where he meets.

1052
00:41:52,180 --> 00:41:54,940
Well, the way I see it, he's neat.

1053
00:41:54,940 --> 00:41:57,740
He's like, Raleigh 20 miles inside Mexico.

1054
00:41:57,740 --> 00:42:02,860
He's going to make him walk 20 miles up to the US border and then arrest him there.

1055
00:42:02,860 --> 00:42:06,740
It's a wonderful ending.

1056
00:42:06,740 --> 00:42:12,700
Really cool shot in that when he kills the last guy, he you see it from the guy's point

1057
00:42:12,700 --> 00:42:17,180
of view, from like third person, the enemy shoots at him and he's like by a rock way

1058
00:42:17,180 --> 00:42:18,180
over there.

1059
00:42:18,180 --> 00:42:21,980
He like dodges and then you don't see him for a second and then he goes around the rock.

1060
00:42:21,980 --> 00:42:22,980
He comes.

1061
00:42:22,980 --> 00:42:23,980
I did not see that coming.

1062
00:42:23,980 --> 00:42:25,700
He comes right around and just fucks him up.

1063
00:42:25,700 --> 00:42:26,700
That's really simple.

1064
00:42:26,700 --> 00:42:29,460
But like also I was like, oh shit, that was cool.

1065
00:42:29,460 --> 00:42:30,540
Wasn't expecting that.

1066
00:42:30,540 --> 00:42:34,620
It feels like this was directed a little bit by the guy that did weigh the gun.

1067
00:42:34,620 --> 00:42:36,220
We got a bitch punch in the face.

1068
00:42:36,220 --> 00:42:37,220
We get.

1069
00:42:37,220 --> 00:42:39,220
Well, not a bit.

1070
00:42:39,220 --> 00:42:40,380
Stunt man.

1071
00:42:40,380 --> 00:42:43,620
I think the director of this and writer, I believe, was a stunt man.

1072
00:42:43,620 --> 00:42:46,220
No, the bitch is in the way of the gun.

1073
00:42:46,220 --> 00:42:47,460
Not this movie.

1074
00:42:47,460 --> 00:42:48,820
The guy who directed this.

1075
00:42:48,820 --> 00:42:53,020
Oh, man, he looks like he should have been Thomas Jane in this movie, doesn't he?

1076
00:42:53,020 --> 00:42:54,020
Yeah.

1077
00:42:54,020 --> 00:42:55,020
Jesse Johnson.

1078
00:42:55,020 --> 00:42:56,020
You don't know who Jesse Johnson is.

1079
00:42:56,020 --> 00:42:57,020
Name one movie he's done.

1080
00:42:57,020 --> 00:42:58,020
Name one movie he's done.

1081
00:42:58,020 --> 00:42:59,020
I don't know.

1082
00:42:59,020 --> 00:43:00,020
He's a stunt man.

1083
00:43:00,020 --> 00:43:01,020
I told you he's a stunt man.

1084
00:43:01,020 --> 00:43:02,020
That's what I know.

1085
00:43:02,020 --> 00:43:04,020
Doesn't say anything on here about it.

1086
00:43:04,020 --> 00:43:05,020
Yeah, it was.

1087
00:43:05,020 --> 00:43:06,020
It was a stunt man.

1088
00:43:06,020 --> 00:43:07,020
That might be the first thing.

1089
00:43:07,020 --> 00:43:08,020
I remember where I read it.

1090
00:43:08,020 --> 00:43:09,020
What else has he directed?

1091
00:43:09,020 --> 00:43:12,020
Oh, he's going to do the Pendragon cycle.

1092
00:43:12,020 --> 00:43:13,020
Oh, Lion's Den.

1093
00:43:13,020 --> 00:43:16,020
No, that's not what I think it is.

1094
00:43:16,020 --> 00:43:19,020
No movie ever.

1095
00:43:19,020 --> 00:43:20,020
Wow, nothing.

1096
00:43:20,020 --> 00:43:23,020
Lots of movies, but nothing ever.

1097
00:43:23,020 --> 00:43:25,020
Shack all, dude.

1098
00:43:25,020 --> 00:43:26,020
Nothing.

1099
00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:29,020
Alien Agent, The Fifth Commandment.

1100
00:43:29,020 --> 00:43:30,020
What is The Fifth Commandment?

1101
00:43:30,020 --> 00:43:31,020
Dasha Not Kill?

1102
00:43:31,020 --> 00:43:34,020
That's pretty cool if it's about a movie about a hitman.

1103
00:43:34,020 --> 00:43:38,020
An assassin who turns on a child that hits too close to...

1104
00:43:38,020 --> 00:43:39,020
Yep, all right.

1105
00:43:39,020 --> 00:43:42,020
Oh, and it's this dude.

1106
00:43:42,020 --> 00:43:45,020
What's his name?

1107
00:43:45,020 --> 00:43:46,020
Who's this guy?

1108
00:43:46,020 --> 00:43:47,020
What's his name?

1109
00:43:47,020 --> 00:43:48,020
Rick Hune?

1110
00:43:48,020 --> 00:43:49,020
Keith David.

1111
00:43:49,020 --> 00:43:50,020
That's Keith David.

1112
00:43:50,020 --> 00:43:51,020
Hell yeah.

1113
00:43:51,020 --> 00:43:54,020
That's what we'll look at for the rest of this.

1114
00:43:54,020 --> 00:43:55,020
All right.

1115
00:43:55,020 --> 00:43:58,020
I mean, unless you guys got more to say about this.

1116
00:43:58,020 --> 00:44:03,020
When he cuts to getting revenge on the guy at the very end and all those guys are just

1117
00:44:03,020 --> 00:44:05,020
kind of sitting around, they're in Texas.

1118
00:44:05,020 --> 00:44:06,020
It looks pretty hot.

1119
00:44:06,020 --> 00:44:08,020
Nobody's just sitting in the fucking sun like that.

1120
00:44:08,020 --> 00:44:10,020
No, we all live in the desert.

1121
00:44:10,020 --> 00:44:14,020
We know that you're sitting in the fucking shade with some water.

1122
00:44:14,020 --> 00:44:17,020
It's like last night when my wife said, are you going to grill those burgers?

1123
00:44:17,020 --> 00:44:20,020
And I said, do you think I'm fucking going out there?

1124
00:44:20,020 --> 00:44:21,020
Yeah.

1125
00:44:21,020 --> 00:44:22,020
No.

1126
00:44:22,020 --> 00:44:23,020
Yeah.

1127
00:44:23,020 --> 00:44:24,020
120 degrees.

1128
00:44:24,020 --> 00:44:25,020
I'm cooking inside.

1129
00:44:25,020 --> 00:44:26,020
I'm cooking inside.

1130
00:44:26,020 --> 00:44:33,020
That fight scene between Conor McGregor and what did you call him?

1131
00:44:33,020 --> 00:44:34,020
Red State James Bond?

1132
00:44:34,020 --> 00:44:35,020
Red State James Bond.

1133
00:44:35,020 --> 00:44:40,020
That whole scene kind of made me reminisce about the Tom and Jane fighting the Russian

1134
00:44:40,020 --> 00:44:41,020
and the Punisher.

1135
00:44:41,020 --> 00:44:42,020
The Punisher.

1136
00:44:42,020 --> 00:44:43,020
Which kind of made me happy.

1137
00:44:43,020 --> 00:44:48,020
There were a few moments in this in the fight scenes that were reminiscent of the Punisher.

1138
00:44:48,020 --> 00:44:50,020
Like kicking the door in.

1139
00:44:50,020 --> 00:44:58,020
There was some, I'd say about this movie, it's not bad and it's not good.

1140
00:44:58,020 --> 00:45:01,020
It's like, it's just a movie.

1141
00:45:01,020 --> 00:45:02,020
Right in the middle.

1142
00:45:02,020 --> 00:45:03,020
It's not even in the middle.

1143
00:45:03,020 --> 00:45:05,020
It's below the middle for a movie.

1144
00:45:05,020 --> 00:45:06,020
Did I miss something?

1145
00:45:06,020 --> 00:45:11,020
But what it seemed to me like is honestly, this would have made a really good TV series.

1146
00:45:11,020 --> 00:45:17,020
This would be a good hour long, six or eight part.

1147
00:45:17,020 --> 00:45:19,020
Take a little more time.

1148
00:45:19,020 --> 00:45:23,020
Don't go from country to country in 30 seconds somehow.

1149
00:45:23,020 --> 00:45:27,020
Every like 10 minutes I would kind of be like, did I miss something?

1150
00:45:27,020 --> 00:45:28,020
No.

1151
00:45:28,020 --> 00:45:31,020
It's just they had to cut that quick to make them travel the world and all that in this

1152
00:45:31,020 --> 00:45:37,020
one day time frame where they went, traveled the entire world and killed 72 people.

1153
00:45:37,020 --> 00:45:41,020
I missed something with the building they go into like in the climax where he does the

1154
00:45:41,020 --> 00:45:43,020
fight with the guy.

1155
00:45:43,020 --> 00:45:45,020
They're like, we got to go in there and talk to him.

1156
00:45:45,020 --> 00:45:47,020
Because the missiles were in there.

1157
00:45:47,020 --> 00:45:50,020
But then they were going to blow up the building anyways?

1158
00:45:50,020 --> 00:45:51,020
Well, they gave them time.

1159
00:45:51,020 --> 00:45:53,020
They were like, hey, you have, go, go, go.

1160
00:45:53,020 --> 00:45:54,020
You don't have a lot of time.

1161
00:45:54,020 --> 00:45:55,020
You have very, very limited time.

1162
00:45:55,020 --> 00:45:57,020
Get up there if you can.

1163
00:45:57,020 --> 00:45:58,020
We're going to get them before they get us.

1164
00:45:58,020 --> 00:46:00,020
But we're going to blow this thing up.

1165
00:46:00,020 --> 00:46:01,020
We're going to send a missile in.

1166
00:46:01,020 --> 00:46:03,020
They're going to launch the missiles out of that building?

1167
00:46:03,020 --> 00:46:04,020
No.

1168
00:46:04,020 --> 00:46:05,020
Yeah.

1169
00:46:05,020 --> 00:46:06,020
Wow.

1170
00:46:06,020 --> 00:46:07,020
The missiles are in the building?

1171
00:46:07,020 --> 00:46:09,020
I don't think the missiles are in the building.

1172
00:46:09,020 --> 00:46:12,020
I think the headquarters where they're going to launch, where the command center, where

1173
00:46:12,020 --> 00:46:14,020
he's going to be like, let's do this shit.

1174
00:46:14,020 --> 00:46:16,020
Or maybe they were on the roof or whatever.

1175
00:46:16,020 --> 00:46:17,020
We don't know.

1176
00:46:17,020 --> 00:46:18,020
It just sounds like.

1177
00:46:18,020 --> 00:46:19,020
I missed that too.

1178
00:46:19,020 --> 00:46:20,020
We got to blow up.

1179
00:46:20,020 --> 00:46:21,020
Explain it.

1180
00:46:21,020 --> 00:46:23,020
We got to blow up that building before they blow up that building.

1181
00:46:23,020 --> 00:46:27,020
No, no, we have to blow up that building before they nuke the city.

1182
00:46:27,020 --> 00:46:28,020
Right.

1183
00:46:28,020 --> 00:46:30,020
They built a dirty nuke.

1184
00:46:30,020 --> 00:46:32,020
That sounds pretty important.

1185
00:46:32,020 --> 00:46:33,020
Yeah.

1186
00:46:33,020 --> 00:46:40,020
They were, that's literally every other father terrorism, president terrorism, and all of

1187
00:46:40,020 --> 00:46:43,020
the other, you know, lower tier, his ex girlfriend.

1188
00:46:43,020 --> 00:46:44,020
The Holy Ghost.

1189
00:46:44,020 --> 00:46:50,020
One of them, I think father terrorism, not father terrorism, it was president terrorism,

1190
00:46:50,020 --> 00:46:54,020
basically even said all we needed to do is make sure they knew we would.

1191
00:46:54,020 --> 00:46:55,020
Yeah.

1192
00:46:55,020 --> 00:46:57,020
Us actually doing it is going to hurt our cause and not help our cause.

1193
00:46:57,020 --> 00:46:58,020
Yes.

1194
00:46:58,020 --> 00:47:01,020
And then lady terrorism, she was like, oh, you want my help?

1195
00:47:01,020 --> 00:47:02,020
Well, guess what?

1196
00:47:02,020 --> 00:47:06,020
You shouldn't have been a fucking asshole to me all those, however times.

1197
00:47:06,020 --> 00:47:07,020
And I just wanted to fuck you.

1198
00:47:07,020 --> 00:47:08,020
So here we go.

1199
00:47:08,020 --> 00:47:09,020
And she walks away.

1200
00:47:09,020 --> 00:47:10,020
I like that.

1201
00:47:10,020 --> 00:47:11,020
But then she also didn't give him up or did she?

1202
00:47:11,020 --> 00:47:14,020
I didn't notice her eye was like that in that scene.

1203
00:47:14,020 --> 00:47:17,020
I didn't notice until the interrogation scene that her eye was fucked up.

1204
00:47:17,020 --> 00:47:18,020
When they were in the bar?

1205
00:47:18,020 --> 00:47:19,020
In the room.

1206
00:47:19,020 --> 00:47:20,020
Yeah, in the bar.

1207
00:47:20,020 --> 00:47:21,020
Yeah.

1208
00:47:21,020 --> 00:47:22,020
Oh, when they were fucking, I didn't notice.

1209
00:47:22,020 --> 00:47:23,020
Yeah, I didn't.

1210
00:47:23,020 --> 00:47:24,020
Yeah.

1211
00:47:24,020 --> 00:47:25,020
I like the shit talking when they walk into the bar.

1212
00:47:25,020 --> 00:47:27,020
She's just talking shit to the other lady.

1213
00:47:27,020 --> 00:47:29,020
She's just going back and forth.

1214
00:47:29,020 --> 00:47:30,020
Oh, the agent.

1215
00:47:30,020 --> 00:47:31,020
Yeah.

1216
00:47:31,020 --> 00:47:33,020
Like, oh, what are you fucking with me, you fucking whore?

1217
00:47:33,020 --> 00:47:36,020
My final thought on this movie, you said this earlier almost.

1218
00:47:36,020 --> 00:47:37,020
That's what I write.

1219
00:47:37,020 --> 00:47:42,020
It's like someone watched No Country for Old Men and thought, hey, let's do that, but make

1220
00:47:42,020 --> 00:47:43,020
it dumber.

1221
00:47:43,020 --> 00:47:44,020
Dumber?

1222
00:47:44,020 --> 00:47:45,020
I don't know if dumber.

1223
00:47:45,020 --> 00:47:48,020
With worse gun physics, for sure.

1224
00:47:48,020 --> 00:47:51,020
The storyline is like, all right.

1225
00:47:51,020 --> 00:47:52,020
It's just standard.

1226
00:47:52,020 --> 00:47:56,020
Super terrorists doing some, it reminded me of Face of the Dead.

1227
00:47:56,020 --> 00:48:01,020
It reminded me of some shit that like Nicolas Cage's character would do at the opening of

1228
00:48:01,020 --> 00:48:02,020
Face of.

1229
00:48:02,020 --> 00:48:04,020
It's like stealing new, trying to go launch it.

1230
00:48:04,020 --> 00:48:05,020
You know what?

1231
00:48:05,020 --> 00:48:08,020
No, I'm just mixing up fucking that and the rock.

1232
00:48:08,020 --> 00:48:09,020
Yeah.

1233
00:48:09,020 --> 00:48:10,020
My brain is just broken today.

1234
00:48:10,020 --> 00:48:12,020
I'll start talking about Beverly Hills Cop.

1235
00:48:12,020 --> 00:48:13,020
You watched too many movies.

1236
00:48:13,020 --> 00:48:14,020
Too many movies.

1237
00:48:14,020 --> 00:48:15,020
It's all mush.

1238
00:48:15,020 --> 00:48:16,020
I watched The Rock last night.

1239
00:48:16,020 --> 00:48:17,020
No, I didn't.

1240
00:48:17,020 --> 00:48:22,020
But yeah, I mean, this was a, this was a, this was a, this was a, this was a, this was a

1241
00:48:22,020 --> 00:48:28,020
movie, but yeah, I mean, this, this was a slog.

1242
00:48:28,020 --> 00:48:34,620
The, if you were to, I'll tell you this though, if someone were to take the fight scenes out

1243
00:48:34,620 --> 00:48:39,820
of context and put them on YouTube shorts or TikTok shorts, you know, like you see like

1244
00:48:39,820 --> 00:48:43,780
one of those out of context fight scenes, people would be lining up to go like, what's

1245
00:48:43,780 --> 00:48:44,780
the name of this movie?

1246
00:48:44,780 --> 00:48:45,780
And then they would watch it.

1247
00:48:45,780 --> 00:48:50,560
They'd be like, oh, yeah, there are some cool fight scenes, but I would just want to watch

1248
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:55,860
a 15 minute compilation of all the cool action scenes and call it a day with this one.

1249
00:48:55,860 --> 00:48:57,340
The story didn't mean much to me.

1250
00:48:57,340 --> 00:48:58,340
I didn't care.

1251
00:48:58,340 --> 00:49:00,100
No, that's why I said, I think they rushed the story.

1252
00:49:00,100 --> 00:49:04,940
This could have been, this could have been good over an eight hour arc, TV series type

1253
00:49:04,940 --> 00:49:07,060
arc, like one of the specials on.

1254
00:49:07,060 --> 00:49:09,660
I think a two part special, maybe.

1255
00:49:09,660 --> 00:49:12,580
I, look, I, I don't think it needed to be expanded.

1256
00:49:12,580 --> 00:49:14,780
You never saw Walker, Texas Ranger then?

1257
00:49:14,780 --> 00:49:16,740
No, I didn't.

1258
00:49:16,740 --> 00:49:21,100
Definitely the same, but this movie is like an episode that's ever really long of Walker.

1259
00:49:21,100 --> 00:49:24,860
I thought the theme song for Walker, Texas Ranger would have been a country song and

1260
00:49:24,860 --> 00:49:30,520
I was not interested in listening to that and having that be part of my, my mental.

1261
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:32,700
It was definitely a country song.

1262
00:49:32,700 --> 00:49:33,700
Yeah.

1263
00:49:33,700 --> 00:49:35,780
Last night, my friend put on country station.

1264
00:49:35,780 --> 00:49:37,660
I was like, what are you doing?

1265
00:49:37,660 --> 00:49:38,660
You didn't know me.

1266
00:49:38,660 --> 00:49:39,660
Are we even friends?

1267
00:49:39,660 --> 00:49:41,260
Why would you do this to me?

1268
00:49:41,260 --> 00:49:45,100
And he changed it to slightly less country, but it still had some country come on.

1269
00:49:45,100 --> 00:49:46,980
I was like, what the fuck's happening?

1270
00:49:46,980 --> 00:49:49,140
Anyway, we were drinking, so I didn't drink too much.

1271
00:49:49,140 --> 00:49:51,260
But trying to give you culture.

1272
00:49:51,260 --> 00:49:56,260
Yeah, that's not culture.

1273
00:49:56,260 --> 00:50:03,980
So anyway, I'm, I'm ready to rate this thing we watched.

1274
00:50:03,980 --> 00:50:06,180
Out of how many bad accents?

1275
00:50:06,180 --> 00:50:08,220
Out of how many missed bullets?

1276
00:50:08,220 --> 00:50:09,220
Two missed bullets.

1277
00:50:09,220 --> 00:50:10,220
Yeah.

1278
00:50:10,220 --> 00:50:13,980
So out of a dusty splatoons is what I put.

1279
00:50:13,980 --> 00:50:18,180
We're going to do a, yeah, out of 5,000 missed bullets.

1280
00:50:18,180 --> 00:50:26,500
I give this a, um, Oh God, I probably, yeah, I'm going to give it this a two, two, 2000

1281
00:50:26,500 --> 00:50:27,500
missed bullets out of 5,000.

1282
00:50:27,500 --> 00:50:28,500
This bullets.

1283
00:50:28,500 --> 00:50:35,100
Uh, I'll give it a three, three out of five.

1284
00:50:35,100 --> 00:50:39,940
This bullets just, just over, just over half, just cause there were some things that like

1285
00:50:39,940 --> 00:50:41,180
tickled my fancy.

1286
00:50:41,180 --> 00:50:42,180
Sure.

1287
00:50:42,180 --> 00:50:47,020
I gave it a straight two and a half, just two and a half right in the middle.

1288
00:50:47,020 --> 00:50:48,340
It's just, it was fine.

1289
00:50:48,340 --> 00:50:49,740
I watched with my wife and granddaughter.

1290
00:50:49,740 --> 00:50:53,260
They enjoyed just, it wasn't, it's not that kind of a movie.

1291
00:50:53,260 --> 00:50:54,260
It's just a, it's fine.

1292
00:50:54,260 --> 00:50:57,020
It's an hour and a half to kill on the couch.

1293
00:50:57,020 --> 00:50:58,020
You know?

1294
00:50:58,020 --> 00:50:59,020
Yeah.

1295
00:50:59,020 --> 00:51:00,020
I gave it a two.

1296
00:51:00,020 --> 00:51:01,020
Yeah.

1297
00:51:01,020 --> 00:51:02,020
Yeah.

1298
00:51:02,020 --> 00:51:03,020
My wife made it 14 minutes and she was done.

1299
00:51:03,020 --> 00:51:04,460
I didn't necessarily feel.

1300
00:51:04,460 --> 00:51:06,700
You got to stop watching stuff at 3 AM.

1301
00:51:06,700 --> 00:51:10,100
This one, this one, I watched Thursday at like 10 o'clock.

1302
00:51:10,100 --> 00:51:13,260
I didn't necessarily feel a compulsion to turn this movie off.

1303
00:51:13,260 --> 00:51:14,260
So.

1304
00:51:14,260 --> 00:51:15,260
Yeah.

1305
00:51:15,260 --> 00:51:16,260
Yeah.

1306
00:51:16,260 --> 00:51:17,260
I watched it still, but it's, yeah.

1307
00:51:17,260 --> 00:51:22,500
Well, it probably would have been more enjoyable with Sam Elliott as a, the main guy.

1308
00:51:22,500 --> 00:51:24,660
You just want to see Sam Elliott's naked body.

1309
00:51:24,660 --> 00:51:26,100
I like Sam Elliott.

1310
00:51:26,100 --> 00:51:27,100
Oh yeah.

1311
00:51:27,100 --> 00:51:28,100
Forgot.

1312
00:51:28,100 --> 00:51:29,100
Who wouldn't?

1313
00:51:29,100 --> 00:51:30,100
Yeah.

1314
00:51:30,100 --> 00:51:31,100
Who wouldn't?

1315
00:51:31,100 --> 00:51:32,100
After Tombstone?

1316
00:51:32,100 --> 00:51:33,100
All right.

1317
00:51:33,100 --> 00:51:35,420
You heard it here first, ladies and gentlemen, the four of us rate one ranger.

1318
00:51:35,420 --> 00:51:37,900
We're the only ones to do a whole podcast about this movie.

1319
00:51:37,900 --> 00:51:38,900
Guaranteed.

1320
00:51:38,900 --> 00:51:44,620
So if you're a bit, if you're a bit actor on the movie and you, and you, you're going

1321
00:51:44,620 --> 00:51:48,420
like you're looking for anybody covering the movie and here we are.

1322
00:51:48,420 --> 00:51:51,660
And you just listened to this whole fucking shtick about us kind of shitting on it a little

1323
00:51:51,660 --> 00:51:53,220
bit, but not like really shitting on it.

1324
00:51:53,220 --> 00:51:54,740
We think it's solid.

1325
00:51:54,740 --> 00:51:58,900
It's just not captivating in the way that you might've wanted, but you personally, your

1326
00:51:58,900 --> 00:52:01,720
bit roll was the best part.

1327
00:52:01,720 --> 00:52:02,980
So thanks for being in it.

1328
00:52:02,980 --> 00:52:03,980
It made $27,000.

1329
00:52:03,980 --> 00:52:04,980
Come on.

1330
00:52:04,980 --> 00:52:05,980
It's thousand.

1331
00:52:05,980 --> 00:52:06,980
27,000.

1332
00:52:06,980 --> 00:52:07,980
On a budget of?

1333
00:52:07,980 --> 00:52:08,980
I don't know the budget.

1334
00:52:08,980 --> 00:52:09,980
Well, they didn't release it.

1335
00:52:09,980 --> 00:52:10,980
I looked and couldn't find it.

1336
00:52:10,980 --> 00:52:11,980
They didn't release the budget either.

1337
00:52:11,980 --> 00:52:12,980
They didn't ever tell me.

1338
00:52:12,980 --> 00:52:13,980
Yeah.

1339
00:52:13,980 --> 00:52:20,140
So you heard it here first, two and a half thousand missed bullets out of 5,000 missed

1340
00:52:20,140 --> 00:52:21,140
bullets.

1341
00:52:21,140 --> 00:52:24,500
On a scale that would be a solid D, I guess.

1342
00:52:24,500 --> 00:52:32,700
So on our other, uh, longer scale of B through F and W for waste of time, that would put

1343
00:52:32,700 --> 00:52:37,020
it at a D. No, well, at a D plus.

1344
00:52:37,020 --> 00:52:39,900
D plus C minus, which I had it at a C minus.

1345
00:52:39,900 --> 00:52:42,900
So C minus 2.5.

1346
00:52:42,900 --> 00:52:43,900
Great.

1347
00:52:43,900 --> 00:52:47,140
So there we go.

1348
00:52:47,140 --> 00:52:49,540
Um, that was one ranger.

1349
00:52:49,540 --> 00:52:50,540
God.

1350
00:52:50,540 --> 00:52:55,100
Now I get to choose next week's movie.

1351
00:52:55,100 --> 00:53:04,180
Some people thought otherwise, um, but, uh, the movie I am picking is called, I hope it's

1352
00:53:04,180 --> 00:53:11,780
not called, it's called Pandora.

1353
00:53:11,780 --> 00:53:12,780
All right.

1354
00:53:12,780 --> 00:53:13,780
It's called Pandora.

1355
00:53:13,780 --> 00:53:21,820
Wait, it's called Pandora.

1356
00:53:21,820 --> 00:53:22,820
It's stars.

1357
00:53:22,820 --> 00:53:23,820
Oh yeah.

1358
00:53:23,820 --> 00:53:24,820
That's a horror.

1359
00:53:24,820 --> 00:53:25,820
Dennis Quaid.

1360
00:53:25,820 --> 00:53:29,500
We haven't done a lot of those, you know, cause like Halloween's coming up.

1361
00:53:29,500 --> 00:53:32,220
Maybe we should do a thing where we just release an episode every day.

1362
00:53:32,220 --> 00:53:33,220
All right.

1363
00:53:33,220 --> 00:53:35,980
It's more sci-fi than I would say horror.

1364
00:53:35,980 --> 00:53:38,860
It's more suspense, more thriller than I would say horror.

1365
00:53:38,860 --> 00:53:39,860
It looks horror.

1366
00:53:39,860 --> 00:53:43,740
If it just, the picture is really cool looking is what you guys mean to say.

1367
00:53:43,740 --> 00:53:49,820
Uh, Pandora, it's Dennis Quaid and Ben and Ben Foster and Norman Reedus and it's a panic

1368
00:53:49,820 --> 00:53:54,740
and terror come fast as two astronauts wake up in an empty spacecraft with no memory of

1369
00:53:54,740 --> 00:53:57,460
what happened except that an evil entity is waiting.

1370
00:53:57,460 --> 00:53:58,460
It is gripping.

1371
00:53:58,460 --> 00:53:59,940
I haven't seen it in years.

1372
00:53:59,940 --> 00:54:02,060
Came out in 2009.

1373
00:54:02,060 --> 00:54:05,780
I was talking to my friend Tomas about it and ever since then I can't get out of my

1374
00:54:05,780 --> 00:54:07,740
head and I knew that this would be my pick.

1375
00:54:07,740 --> 00:54:08,980
So I've been waiting to do this.

1376
00:54:08,980 --> 00:54:09,980
I hope it's cool.

1377
00:54:09,980 --> 00:54:11,500
We'll all get into it.

1378
00:54:11,500 --> 00:54:14,420
Sci-fi horror, which we haven't done a lot of sci-fi horror.

1379
00:54:14,420 --> 00:54:19,020
And with Norman Reedus in it, that's going to be interesting to compare his performance

1380
00:54:19,020 --> 00:54:22,540
in this to that Hideo Kojima game that's going to come out.

1381
00:54:22,540 --> 00:54:25,620
It's supposed to be like the sequel to Death Stranding.

1382
00:54:25,620 --> 00:54:26,620
I don't think it's that.

1383
00:54:26,620 --> 00:54:27,620
I think it's its own thing.

1384
00:54:27,620 --> 00:54:30,380
It just, Norman Reedus is also in that as well.

1385
00:54:30,380 --> 00:54:33,820
It was going to be PT or whatever, but then it didn't.

1386
00:54:33,820 --> 00:54:34,820
Like the new Silent Hill.

1387
00:54:34,820 --> 00:54:35,820
I think it's called PT.

1388
00:54:35,820 --> 00:54:40,900
Yeah, it's some crazy psychological thriller thing, game, I think that he's working on.

1389
00:54:40,900 --> 00:54:41,900
That's cool.

1390
00:54:41,900 --> 00:54:42,900
He's really selling it.

1391
00:54:42,900 --> 00:54:44,780
Like this is going to be the fucking future.

1392
00:54:44,780 --> 00:54:46,460
That dude has been so busy.

1393
00:54:46,460 --> 00:54:49,180
Do you watch his travel show?

1394
00:54:49,180 --> 00:54:51,420
I know I saw a clip of him in Guiana Reeves.

1395
00:54:51,420 --> 00:54:52,420
I've seen a clip of him.

1396
00:54:52,420 --> 00:54:53,420
It's pretty good.

1397
00:54:53,420 --> 00:54:54,420
Really funny thing about that.

1398
00:54:54,420 --> 00:54:59,020
The only part of that show I've ever seen is like when you go, when you play Death Stranding

1399
00:54:59,020 --> 00:55:04,140
and you go to your pod and you go take a shit, the door like closes over him taking a shit

1400
00:55:04,140 --> 00:55:06,220
and it shows like an ad for that show.

1401
00:55:06,220 --> 00:55:07,220
Oh, that's funny.

1402
00:55:07,220 --> 00:55:08,220
That's cool.

1403
00:55:08,220 --> 00:55:09,220
It's pretty cool.

1404
00:55:09,220 --> 00:55:11,740
He just travels around with a group of buddies on a motorcycle.

1405
00:55:11,740 --> 00:55:12,740
It's pretty cool.

1406
00:55:12,740 --> 00:55:17,060
I think there was an episode where he did it with, it was some rapper.

1407
00:55:17,060 --> 00:55:19,420
I can't remember who it was he went riding with.

1408
00:55:19,420 --> 00:55:20,420
It was silly.

1409
00:55:20,420 --> 00:55:21,420
I watched.

1410
00:55:21,420 --> 00:55:22,420
Yeah, he goes riding with different people.

1411
00:55:22,420 --> 00:55:23,420
Yeah.

1412
00:55:23,420 --> 00:55:24,420
It's just like, yeah.

1413
00:55:24,420 --> 00:55:25,420
It goes to interesting places.

1414
00:55:25,420 --> 00:55:26,420
Yeah.

1415
00:55:26,420 --> 00:55:27,420
Yeah.

1416
00:55:27,420 --> 00:55:29,060
And he's like dead with one.

1417
00:55:29,060 --> 00:55:30,060
Okay.

1418
00:55:30,060 --> 00:55:31,060
Okay.

1419
00:55:31,060 --> 00:55:36,060
Paydorm 2009 recommendations.

1420
00:55:36,060 --> 00:56:01,780
Sure.

1421
00:56:01,780 --> 00:56:07,980
Because I cannot recommend this enough.

1422
00:56:07,980 --> 00:56:13,580
Although I did watch the boys and we'll not go there.

1423
00:56:13,580 --> 00:56:15,860
Beverly Hills cop.

1424
00:56:15,860 --> 00:56:16,860
Axel Foley.

1425
00:56:16,860 --> 00:56:17,860
Okay.

1426
00:56:17,860 --> 00:56:18,860
Interesting.

1427
00:56:18,860 --> 00:56:21,420
Way better than has any right.

1428
00:56:21,420 --> 00:56:24,860
Shockingly entertaining.

1429
00:56:24,860 --> 00:56:29,220
It like brings back all the fun from one that two and three were missing.

1430
00:56:29,220 --> 00:56:30,220
Like I didn't like.

1431
00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:32,660
The one that's like the best one.

1432
00:56:32,660 --> 00:56:37,740
Well, no Beverly Hills cop one is the best one.

1433
00:56:37,740 --> 00:56:41,620
Anyway, they brought everybody back.

1434
00:56:41,620 --> 00:56:43,580
It's like literally they're all there.

1435
00:56:43,580 --> 00:56:47,580
They're all old as fuck, but they're all there except Eddie Murphy who still looked the same

1436
00:56:47,580 --> 00:56:48,580
exact age somehow.

1437
00:56:48,580 --> 00:56:49,580
Black.

1438
00:56:49,580 --> 00:56:51,500
I do not know how it's 30 years later.

1439
00:56:51,500 --> 00:56:52,500
No, black don't crack.

1440
00:56:52,500 --> 00:56:53,500
That's it.

1441
00:56:53,500 --> 00:56:54,500
It's the exact same.

1442
00:56:54,500 --> 00:56:55,500
You could side by side.

1443
00:56:55,500 --> 00:56:58,020
I'm telling you black people age wonderfully.

1444
00:56:58,020 --> 00:56:59,020
Yes.

1445
00:56:59,020 --> 00:57:04,060
I mean, every old black person I know that my best friend growing up, his parents still

1446
00:57:04,060 --> 00:57:09,380
look the same today as they did 30 years ago when I moved into that house.

1447
00:57:09,380 --> 00:57:10,380
It's insane.

1448
00:57:10,380 --> 00:57:11,380
Yeah.

1449
00:57:11,380 --> 00:57:12,380
It's crazy.

1450
00:57:12,380 --> 00:57:14,900
Have you guys all seen it except for you, right?

1451
00:57:14,900 --> 00:57:15,900
I haven't seen it yet.

1452
00:57:15,900 --> 00:57:16,900
You watched it?

1453
00:57:16,900 --> 00:57:17,900
Yeah, I watched it.

1454
00:57:17,900 --> 00:57:22,100
I wasn't going to until you sent us your feet picket at two o'clock in the morning.

1455
00:57:22,100 --> 00:57:23,100
I'm watching the movie.

1456
00:57:23,100 --> 00:57:24,100
I just took a picture of the screen.

1457
00:57:24,100 --> 00:57:25,100
I gotta watch it.

1458
00:57:25,100 --> 00:57:29,260
I'm watching what I was doing at the time he was at Disneyland or whatever.

1459
00:57:29,260 --> 00:57:31,260
Your feet were in the picture?

1460
00:57:31,260 --> 00:57:32,260
Yeah, they are.

1461
00:57:32,260 --> 00:57:33,260
I guess so.

1462
00:57:33,260 --> 00:57:34,260
I look back after he said that.

1463
00:57:34,260 --> 00:57:35,260
I look at my feet.

1464
00:57:35,260 --> 00:57:36,260
Like, with un-soft, like bare feet?

1465
00:57:36,260 --> 00:57:37,260
He didn't see what's his name.

1466
00:57:37,260 --> 00:57:43,260
Was it Zach or was it Ryan that made the comment about his feet finder?

1467
00:57:43,260 --> 00:57:44,260
Oh, yeah, it is.

1468
00:57:44,260 --> 00:57:47,260
I can't remember which one it was.

1469
00:57:47,260 --> 00:57:50,260
I'm just going to say.

1470
00:57:50,260 --> 00:57:51,260
Ew.

1471
00:57:51,260 --> 00:57:52,260
Yeah.

1472
00:57:52,260 --> 00:57:53,260
I didn't look closely at it.

1473
00:57:53,260 --> 00:57:54,260
I just saw that.

1474
00:57:54,260 --> 00:57:55,260
I was like, holy shit.

1475
00:57:55,260 --> 00:57:56,260
Does he chew the scenery?

1476
00:57:56,260 --> 00:57:57,260
He's crazy.

1477
00:57:57,260 --> 00:57:58,260
God, you're fucking with me.

1478
00:57:58,260 --> 00:58:00,780
Are we still talking about One Ranger slash Beverly Hills?

1479
00:58:00,780 --> 00:58:01,780
No.

1480
00:58:01,780 --> 00:58:02,780
It's Kevin Bacon now.

1481
00:58:02,780 --> 00:58:03,780
Now you can talk about Kevin Bacon.

1482
00:58:03,780 --> 00:58:04,780
Now it's really Kevin Bacon.

1483
00:58:04,780 --> 00:58:05,780
Yeah, that was Kevin Bacon.

1484
00:58:05,780 --> 00:58:10,260
Now we're talking about the holiday special for Guardians of the Galaxy.

1485
00:58:10,260 --> 00:58:19,620
I'll say this, that the physics in Beverly Hills cop, Axel Foley, is any slight amount

1486
00:58:19,620 --> 00:58:23,220
of physical force exerted by anybody is enough to knock someone out.

1487
00:58:23,220 --> 00:58:26,060
So Kevin Bacon is standing on something.

1488
00:58:26,060 --> 00:58:31,340
He gets his feet wiped out from under him, lands on the table, knocked out immediately.

1489
00:58:31,340 --> 00:58:37,180
But then a chick picks up a vase and hits a guy and it crushes on his back, knocks out

1490
00:58:37,180 --> 00:58:38,180
Cole.

1491
00:58:38,180 --> 00:58:39,180
And I'm like, all right.

1492
00:58:39,180 --> 00:58:42,380
It's a little bit silly physics wise, Axel Foley.

1493
00:58:42,380 --> 00:58:44,340
But OK, great.

1494
00:58:44,340 --> 00:58:47,140
We got Beverly Hills cop recommendation from Mike.

1495
00:58:47,140 --> 00:58:49,180
Do you have anything?

1496
00:58:49,180 --> 00:58:53,180
Not really this week.

1497
00:58:53,180 --> 00:58:56,180
I guess I could recommend House of Dragon.

1498
00:58:56,180 --> 00:58:57,180
It's decent.

1499
00:58:57,180 --> 00:59:02,260
It took them a while to release season two, but they're like three, four, three episodes

1500
00:59:02,260 --> 00:59:03,260
in right now.

1501
00:59:03,260 --> 00:59:04,260
And it's enjoyable.

1502
00:59:04,260 --> 00:59:06,620
As good as Thrones?

1503
00:59:06,620 --> 00:59:09,500
It's a little different.

1504
00:59:09,500 --> 00:59:13,580
It's starting out kind of like slow, like kind of like season one of Thrones was, but

1505
00:59:13,580 --> 00:59:16,780
like it doesn't have the big impacts like it.

1506
00:59:16,780 --> 00:59:20,900
It's kind of I guess kind of at this point, you're kind of desensitized to it if you watch.

1507
00:59:20,900 --> 00:59:21,900
Yeah.

1508
00:59:21,900 --> 00:59:23,660
So it's like, all right, I kind of see that coming.

1509
00:59:23,660 --> 00:59:26,460
It'd be more shocking if everyone made it to the end.

1510
00:59:26,460 --> 00:59:27,460
Yeah.

1511
00:59:27,460 --> 00:59:28,460
Yeah.

1512
00:59:28,460 --> 00:59:29,460
We're not going to kill anybody.

1513
00:59:29,460 --> 00:59:30,460
How about that?

1514
00:59:30,460 --> 00:59:31,460
But it's enjoyable so far.

1515
00:59:31,460 --> 00:59:36,020
But that's like episode one of Thrones where the you know, this guy's going to be the star.

1516
00:59:36,020 --> 00:59:37,020
Yeah.

1517
00:59:37,020 --> 00:59:38,020
Dead.

1518
00:59:38,020 --> 00:59:39,020
Dead by episode.

1519
00:59:39,020 --> 00:59:40,020
Yeah.

1520
00:59:40,020 --> 00:59:41,020
But the end of season one.

1521
00:59:41,020 --> 00:59:42,020
Yeah.

1522
00:59:42,020 --> 00:59:43,020
20 year old.

1523
00:59:43,020 --> 00:59:44,020
It's not 20.

1524
00:59:44,020 --> 00:59:45,020
Ten.

1525
00:59:45,020 --> 00:59:46,020
Me.

1526
00:59:46,020 --> 00:59:47,020
Oh, maybe 12.

1527
00:59:47,020 --> 00:59:48,020
Yeah.

1528
00:59:48,020 --> 00:59:51,140
Yeah, I don't have any recs.

1529
00:59:51,140 --> 00:59:57,420
I've been too busy just fucking trying to just trying to keep up with everything.

1530
00:59:57,420 --> 01:00:01,280
I got to play the new Harry Potter Hogwarts legacy.

1531
01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:06,380
It was a PlayStation exclusive mission that now is available for all platforms.

1532
01:00:06,380 --> 01:00:08,260
And so PC included, which is what I have.

1533
01:00:08,260 --> 01:00:15,340
And it was the haunted haunted Hogsmeade mission, which is you help a house elf.

1534
01:00:15,340 --> 01:00:17,900
You go and you go to this like secret dungeon.

1535
01:00:17,900 --> 01:00:21,900
You fight a poltergeist with a bunch of creepy mannequins.

1536
01:00:21,900 --> 01:00:22,900
Pretty cool.

1537
01:00:22,900 --> 01:00:26,540
So if you have the game and you're looking for a reason to maybe reboot it up, just know

1538
01:00:26,540 --> 01:00:27,540
that that's available.

1539
01:00:27,540 --> 01:00:28,540
And it was pretty fun.

1540
01:00:28,540 --> 01:00:30,700
And you get your own shop at the end of it all.

1541
01:00:30,700 --> 01:00:34,380
Anyway, that's who cares Hogwarts like you give a shit.

1542
01:00:34,380 --> 01:00:35,380
Austin, you got anything?

1543
01:00:35,380 --> 01:00:38,820
Yeah, I'm going to recommend Sam Talents Wide World on YouTube.

1544
01:00:38,820 --> 01:00:40,820
Yeah, like a travel show.

1545
01:00:40,820 --> 01:00:42,100
Yeah, we watched the Japanese one.

1546
01:00:42,100 --> 01:00:46,220
I watched the rest of it that same night at Anthony's house with him.

1547
01:00:46,220 --> 01:00:47,220
It's a funny show.

1548
01:00:47,220 --> 01:00:48,220
He traveled this.

1549
01:00:48,220 --> 01:00:52,420
There's like three episodes where he goes to Tokyo and they go like look around all

1550
01:00:52,420 --> 01:00:53,820
the weird shit.

1551
01:00:53,820 --> 01:00:57,180
They go to a little sex shop and there's like these egg things.

1552
01:00:57,180 --> 01:01:01,580
They're like pocket pussies, but in Japan and they're just like walls of them, just

1553
01:01:01,580 --> 01:01:03,900
walls of them everywhere in the sex shop.

1554
01:01:03,900 --> 01:01:07,380
And then he finds like this thing where it's like a combo bucket.

1555
01:01:07,380 --> 01:01:08,380
Party pack.

1556
01:01:08,380 --> 01:01:09,380
Yeah.

1557
01:01:09,380 --> 01:01:11,980
And he's like, you know, just get one of these and get the boys together and just have a

1558
01:01:11,980 --> 01:01:12,980
good old time.

1559
01:01:12,980 --> 01:01:13,980
Yeah.

1560
01:01:13,980 --> 01:01:16,180
Just a bunch of funny quips and you learn some stuff too.

1561
01:01:16,180 --> 01:01:17,180
Sam Talents so funny.

1562
01:01:17,180 --> 01:01:21,420
And if you like Sam Talents, you can listen to Austin and I review his book Running the

1563
01:01:21,420 --> 01:01:23,580
Light on Wednesday Night Book Pub.

1564
01:01:23,580 --> 01:01:28,900
It just came out where we discuss what it's like being a touring comic and also reading

1565
01:01:28,900 --> 01:01:29,900
books.

1566
01:01:29,900 --> 01:01:30,900
So cool.

1567
01:01:30,900 --> 01:01:38,900
Well, guys, this has been our definitely most time, our most economically timed episode

1568
01:01:38,900 --> 01:01:39,900
of all time.

1569
01:01:39,900 --> 01:01:40,940
And I wonder why.

1570
01:01:40,940 --> 01:01:49,700
Is it because maybe the movie picked was fucking one Ranger 2023 mega hit twenty seven thousand

1571
01:01:49,700 --> 01:01:52,980
dollars were the only people on the fucking Internet talking about it?

1572
01:01:52,980 --> 01:01:55,100
We don't even know if it has a rotten tomato store.

1573
01:01:55,100 --> 01:01:56,700
Probably just it was twenty five percent.

1574
01:01:56,700 --> 01:01:57,700
He was low.

1575
01:01:57,700 --> 01:01:58,700
It was low.

1576
01:01:58,700 --> 01:02:03,460
But I think it's we smoked less this episode, so it kind of kept us on track.

1577
01:02:03,460 --> 01:02:04,460
It's a diva.

1578
01:02:04,460 --> 01:02:05,460
Yeah.

1579
01:02:05,460 --> 01:02:07,860
I will say this, Thomas Jane, don't let this get you down, buddy.

1580
01:02:07,860 --> 01:02:09,860
We all loved you in Punisher.

1581
01:02:09,860 --> 01:02:10,860
Thank you for smoking.

1582
01:02:10,860 --> 01:02:13,780
And as to face your the your the goat.

1583
01:02:13,780 --> 01:02:18,140
But watching this does make you realize he can't play Punisher.

1584
01:02:18,140 --> 01:02:19,580
There's no way to hold this.

1585
01:02:19,580 --> 01:02:20,580
He's too old.

1586
01:02:20,580 --> 01:02:24,220
I think if Marvel gives him enough money, he'll come back for some multiverse deal.

1587
01:02:24,220 --> 01:02:28,820
I could see him as a multiverse or to face.

1588
01:02:28,820 --> 01:02:29,820
I could see more.

1589
01:02:29,820 --> 01:02:30,820
He can age his two face.

1590
01:02:30,820 --> 01:02:32,040
That's well, he died.

1591
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:33,040
But I could you know what I mean?

1592
01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:34,420
But they could bring him back.

1593
01:02:34,420 --> 01:02:36,220
His two faces allowed to age.

1594
01:02:36,220 --> 01:02:37,220
Right.

1595
01:02:37,220 --> 01:02:39,380
And so is allowed to age as well.

1596
01:02:39,380 --> 01:02:42,380
If you do, they can bring you back multiverse style like an old.

1597
01:02:42,380 --> 01:02:43,380
They did a Logan.

1598
01:02:43,380 --> 01:02:44,380
An old.

1599
01:02:44,380 --> 01:02:45,380
Yeah, like a Logan.

1600
01:02:45,380 --> 01:02:48,100
Thomas Jane, if he had made an appearance in Logan, that would have made more sense

1601
01:02:48,100 --> 01:02:50,100
than what's happening now.

1602
01:02:50,100 --> 01:02:51,100
Right.

1603
01:02:51,100 --> 01:02:52,100
Cool, actually.

1604
01:02:52,100 --> 01:02:56,140
Well, because they're talking about they're theorizing that the next Avengers movies,

1605
01:02:56,140 --> 01:03:02,260
whenever they fucking release those in 30 years, they're doing some stuff from Secret

1606
01:03:02,260 --> 01:03:07,380
Wars, which might include Battle World, so they can have all these different generations

1607
01:03:07,380 --> 01:03:08,380
of universes.

1608
01:03:08,380 --> 01:03:14,980
If they do Battle World, because Battle World is the Beyonder gets a bunch of villains and

1609
01:03:14,980 --> 01:03:20,620
a bunch of heroes from all the different properties and puts them from Marvel and puts them on

1610
01:03:20,620 --> 01:03:23,380
a battle world in which they just fight each other.

1611
01:03:23,380 --> 01:03:25,380
And so it gets cool.

1612
01:03:25,380 --> 01:03:32,220
It's like the Avengers, Fantastic Four, Spider-Man, all sorts of shit versus Doctor Doom, World

1613
01:03:32,220 --> 01:03:37,580
War II, working hand in hand with Magneto, I think.

1614
01:03:37,580 --> 01:03:40,220
I don't know if the X-Men made it to Battle World.

1615
01:03:40,220 --> 01:03:41,220
They must have.

1616
01:03:41,220 --> 01:03:43,580
I'm sure they will bring them in if they're going to do it here.

1617
01:03:43,580 --> 01:03:44,580
They can now.

1618
01:03:44,580 --> 01:03:45,580
They've got to implement them.

1619
01:03:45,580 --> 01:03:48,620
Well, they already kind of implemented X-Men are part of the universe in Ms. Marvel.

1620
01:03:48,620 --> 01:03:51,220
No, in Black Widow.

1621
01:03:51,220 --> 01:03:52,220
And Ms. Marvel.

1622
01:03:52,220 --> 01:03:55,660
I was going to say in a lot of them now.

1623
01:03:55,660 --> 01:03:56,660
You find out she's in...

1624
01:03:56,660 --> 01:03:57,660
Oh, wait, never mind.

1625
01:03:57,660 --> 01:03:58,660
It's spoilers, right?

1626
01:03:58,660 --> 01:03:59,660
Yeah.

1627
01:03:59,660 --> 01:04:00,660
That's a show that came out a year and a half ago.

1628
01:04:00,660 --> 01:04:02,580
They're coming up.

1629
01:04:02,580 --> 01:04:06,180
I'm guessing that there'll be something in Deadpool.

1630
01:04:06,180 --> 01:04:07,860
I have no idea, but I'll bet they do.

1631
01:04:07,860 --> 01:04:10,420
Oh, well, they just confirmed that Blade.

1632
01:04:10,420 --> 01:04:11,420
They confirmed it.

1633
01:04:11,420 --> 01:04:12,420
This is out there.

1634
01:04:12,420 --> 01:04:13,420
But...

1635
01:04:13,420 --> 01:04:14,420
Look, it...

1636
01:04:14,420 --> 01:04:15,420
I want to talk about these things.

1637
01:04:15,420 --> 01:04:16,420
You've got to cut this out.

1638
01:04:16,420 --> 01:04:17,420
Let's just stop.

1639
01:04:17,420 --> 01:04:18,420
I heard the word Blade.

1640
01:04:18,420 --> 01:04:19,420
God damn it.

1641
01:04:19,420 --> 01:04:27,820
If you're about to say Blade's going to be in Deadpool 3.

1642
01:04:27,820 --> 01:04:28,820
No, not Deadpool.

1643
01:04:28,820 --> 01:04:29,820
Okay.

1644
01:04:29,820 --> 01:04:30,820
All right.

1645
01:04:30,820 --> 01:04:31,820
So this has been Fried Risk.

1646
01:04:31,820 --> 01:04:32,820
Okay.

1647
01:04:32,820 --> 01:04:33,820
We now know how to stop Andy.

1648
01:04:33,820 --> 01:04:34,820
With this is always.

1649
01:04:34,820 --> 01:04:35,820
Yeah.

1650
01:04:35,820 --> 01:04:44,820
It has been a rude and toot and Austin doesn't know when to shut the fuck up, Farrell.

1651
01:04:44,820 --> 01:04:47,420
Hey, fuck y'all.

1652
01:04:47,420 --> 01:04:48,980
It's Michael.

1653
01:04:48,980 --> 01:04:50,300
He's old.

1654
01:04:50,300 --> 01:04:51,300
He's got mold.

1655
01:04:51,300 --> 01:04:53,300
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.

1656
01:04:53,300 --> 01:04:54,300
Larsen.

1657
01:04:54,300 --> 01:04:57,260
I couldn't think of a third rhyme for mold.

1658
01:04:57,260 --> 01:04:59,420
The rhyme for mold is cellios motherfucker.

1659
01:04:59,420 --> 01:05:00,420
God damn it.

1660
01:05:00,420 --> 01:05:02,540
I was hoping we could get a whole episode without you saying it.

1661
01:05:02,540 --> 01:05:05,940
That would have been awesome, except here we are.

1662
01:05:05,940 --> 01:05:09,220
And with us as always is Brennan.

1663
01:05:09,220 --> 01:05:13,980
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.

1664
01:05:13,980 --> 01:05:15,220
Shipley up to Boston.

1665
01:05:15,220 --> 01:05:17,300
Have a good night, everybody.

1666
01:05:17,300 --> 01:05:18,300
I'm Andy Rice.

1667
01:05:18,300 --> 01:05:20,700
This has been Fried Rice Podcast.

1668
01:05:20,700 --> 01:05:21,820
We've been fried.

1669
01:05:21,820 --> 01:05:22,980
We've been Rice.

1670
01:05:22,980 --> 01:05:23,980
We've been podcast.

1671
01:05:23,980 --> 01:05:25,420
Thank you for joining us.

1672
01:05:25,420 --> 01:05:29,820
Good morning.