I feel good. I feel great. I feel wonderful. I feel good. I feel great. I feel wonderful.
And I'm scared to do this, but welcome to a very, very sensitive topics across the board
episode of Fried Rice podcast. I am your host, whose probably biggest problem is that I go
on tangents that nobody asked for. Andy Rice. With, let's get fried with me. As always is
Michael, his biggest problem is not only his stupid fucking nickname that he after months
won't drop, but it's that he won't fucking die. He just fucking refuses to die. This
old bitch just keeps on living. Larson. That's cause I'm cellios, motherfucker. Fuck you.
With us as always, it's Brendan. His biggest problem is da da da da da da da da da da
da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
shipley up to Boston. That's right. I have no problems with this is always is Austin.
His biggest problem is he lives too far away, causing him to drive hours and hours and hours
for a podcast that makes no money, has no listeners. And really it's just an excuse
for four friends to hang out and have fun. We're basically sex in the city. Feral. Check
me out on frost wire and welcome everybody. Uh, this has been a long fucking week. It
started with Austin and I last week doing the most insane four podcasts schedule with
a comedy show right in the middle of it day going from noon until four or five in the
morning. I'm surprised we didn't end up killing each other. Yeah, we spent 15 hours together.
That was a test of friendship and I think we both passed. We made you think that completely
compromised in me convinced Andy that the Mr. Hans video included Steve Aoki. Well,
okay. He's like, he's like, I know he had a good reason why, but we just let it go because
we're like talking about the Mr. Hans videos. We were talking about fucked up videos online
and Mr. Hans video and we didn't say what was in it. Just the Mr. Hans video. Oh yeah,
I know that one. And he's like, wait, is that the one with the guy from Lincoln park? And
I'm like, yes, yes it is actually. It's one of his earlier works before he joined Lincoln
park. In my mind, I hear, uh, Mr. Hans, I hear Mr. Ha it's like track 11, I think on
hybrid theory. I'll play it for you. And if you tell me that you don't think of that anytime
someone says Mr. Hans, like it's literally ingrained in it's a core memory of mine is
the Mr. Hans DJ track. That might've even been one of the like seminal songs that made
me enjoy EDM music. Well, that might've sparked it. The real Mr. Hans is a core trauma that
a lot of people remember even more. I don't know if I know either one of them. Oh, well
that was a darker podcast. We're a little cleaner over here at pride rice. A little
bit. Yeah. I forgot to mention it is pride month. This is the last episode of pride month.
I think we're, we're pride rise podcast. Pride rise, pride rise podcast. I can't believe
we didn't think of that all month. We didn't do that once, but this is also going to come
out in July. So it's an even better, yeah. Um, full curtain pull. So earlier this week,
Mike and I, we, uh, did a, uh, we taught an improv course at the local city summer camp
here. There was about what? 40 kids, um, all high school. It was a two day intensive training.
Um, I led it. Mike helped me. Um, he helped wrangle the kids, helped motivate some of
the more problematic kids into doing stuff. He was very instrumental in my, uh, I couldn't
have done it without you, Mike. Thank you. That's the wife teacher coming out. I know
the kids, the dad energy. He needed a dad. None of them heard the podcast before. Well,
here's the thing. So they kept asking, they kept asking us, Hey, can we, uh, listen? I'm
like, no, this is how, this is how it was introduced. Um, this is how it, well, it,
I was introduced was the, the Diane who runs the, uh, the children's theater. She says
to them, this is Andy rice. He's, well, first off, she said, uh, she introduced another
comic, um, one of our comics, uh, Chelsea, she introduces Chelsea. She goes, here's Chelsea.
She's super funny. Everyone loves her. She's great. Uh, she's going to give us a hand
today. Everyone's like, yay. And then she goes, and here's Andy. I think he's funnier
than her on stage and he has a podcast. And I'm like, no, don't tell him I have a podcast.
The Kingman episodes only just those two episodes. That's it. Yeah. And I was like, no, no, no,
uh, don't look that up kids. And then literally Friday when we did the showcase, I had three
kids come up to me. They're like, Hey, Mr. Andy, we found your podcast. And I'm like,
how? Like it's your name. We saw your car. Yeah. And I'm like, no, no, no, don't listen
to it. And they're like, and we run your shirt. They literally, uh, it's like, and we read
the title of the last episode, which is I think the star Wars and porn special for some
reason. Yeah. For some reason. Oh God, that was uncomfortable. Um, but the, the classes
went great. Mike is even suggesting that I post the 30 minutes of, um, footage that he
got from me, uh, teaching because he says it came out pretty good. Uh, I know that the
kids were engaged, which is, I don't think you see something very often anymore. Like
these are teens that I would say at least 75% of them at all time were like eyes locked,
paying attention, trying to absorb what I'm saying. Yeah. It helps a lot when they want
to be there. Cause they're all the drama kids and it's a drama camp. So there's of course,
20, 25% that are like, uh, what if I embarrassed myself? I'm too cool for this. The boys in
the back. So I made a joke. Uh, we were doing one liners and we were playing world's worst,
which is, uh, you get an occupation and then you just kind of come up with as, as many
examples of like the world's worst version of it, you know, to just try to work it to
death and mine, uh, there was a few funny ones. Like we got librarian and one kid came
out, uh, when someone came out and they were like, shut up, you know, like screaming. I'm
like, that's funny. And then I came out and I passed the book. I'm like, and I'm not talking
to anybody in particular. So I just, I'm just like, why don't you check me out instead?
Right? Like I'm thinking that's like a creepy librarian. And one of the kids, uh, sees this
and she's like, Oh, I'm going to bleach my eyes out. I thought it was so fucking funny.
I was like, savage. I would have just sat if I got librarian, worse one, I would just
be a blind kid. Oh yeah. No, that's funny. They were, they were savage though. Cause
they, even the teacher on the first time we tried to play that, remember the teacher like
finally had to step in and go, okay, oh, last darkness. Yeah. Kids are dark now. Remember
that kid in Kingman is like killing dogs and homeless. Like, it was like, how old are you
up on the streets? He was like the coolest, most bad ass anime nerds you've ever met.
Like imagine from any movie or show where you have the drifter loner, like cool kid
who lives on the street. Maybe he does drugs, maybe Spicoli. He's Spicoli, but then, but
then like put them in a Fox mask at an anime convention and all of those little anime girls
thought he was like the coolest fucking dark Spicoli. That's what he's dark Spicoli. He's
he's nerd Spicoli. He's a yeah. Spicoli would beat this kid up. Like he goes to homeless
encampments and he's playing magic cards while everyone else is trying to eat, you know,
he's trying to sell his magic cards for crack. You're going to buy this. Man, I got a, I
got a man. All we got is ramen. He's like, what are you kidding? I love the shit. I'll
eat it dry. Like I'll eat dry ramen bitch. All I got are land pieces. But I'm going to
deal with the ramen. My 11 year old ramen specifically, you guys eat ramen, right? What?
How does a piece of every piece of that packet end up in a different spot? What do you mean?
11 year old. That's young kids. Well, open a pack of ramen. There's only two things there.
There's the plastic. It comes in and there's a packet inside and you put water in it, right?
Yeah. Somehow I find a packet on one side of the room, the, the ramen flavoring packet
on the other side of the room. You just, the cup on the other side. That just sounds like
a disrespectful kid. Exactly. That's a young kid. My 15 year old does it. You need to bring
him into that room and beat him over each piece. But you cook it all in the same spot.
How do you move? No, it's not that. It's that when you're doing it, you open it, you put
it all together right in the same spot. How do you move from spot to spot? I don't think
that's the confusing part. Here's what you do is you make them eat it dry until they
learn to pick up their trash. Yeah. I see that doesn't work. Crush it up. You put the
powder in there. Like that's how you can eat it. You'll get wet hot ramen. You do not know
11 year olds. They do not care. They want to know that they're very fragile and easy
to beat. The firmness of the noodles depends on their, their, how well they're, uh, how
well they put away their trash. If you want hard noodles, you continue your actions. If
you want noodley noodles, that requires me to go do it. It's the promise me letting her
do it. Your, your wife doing the grand daughter. No cooking of the ramen. Oh, well, no, that's
not the problem. Like the problem is that they're disrespectful. I think the solution
is a belt or carry a bottle, carry a bottle of scorpion pepper, Tabasco in your pocket
at all times. And if you find a piece of it, you just go dump a bunch of it in her, in
her. He doesn't know serenity. She doesn't care. She'll be like, Oh, shook care. Shook
care. This is the shook care. This is that did anyone use the hot sauce as the, um, bad
mouth or bad, bad language trick. Was it soap or hot sauce for you guys growing up? Hot
sauce didn't work. My grandkids all love. No. How about for you growing up? Oh, me?
It was, uh, for me, I think from, I think I got both up till age, maybe five or six
until I started to like enjoy the taste. I think it was Tabasco hot sauce. My dad would
put like a few drops on my tongue and make me like sit there with my tongue out. And
that, that sucked, right? Like that's hot. But, um, no, I got Dawn once, which was the
one. Dawn, it's a bar of soap. No, not dark, not poison your child. Where's your mother?
I know your mom. I'm going to give her a fucking earful next time I see her. I just got threatened
with military school. Oh yeah. I got threatened to go to West Virginia to live with my, my
family out there. I don't know why that was always the solution. I don't think it was
a solution. More than just they were sick and fucking tired of me. And they were like,
you know what? Maybe we just get rid of them for a year or two and ship them off. But they
didn't do it. You would have been a way different person. You would have been a wave. You would
have been, Oh dude, fuck. I would be, uh, like I'd have more guns. I'd, uh, I'd probably
be like, you'd be a piece of shit is what you'd be fucking. I have family out there
and they're just a bunch of stupid, pick pieces of shit. And I fucking hate them, dude. I'm
glad you didn't go to Virginia. I was currently talking about my family that lives in the
same place you're talking about right now. Um, that is who I was currently referencing.
I, they were going to send me to maybe they're the smart ones. Maybe they're the smart ones.
I don't know. Maybe they're the people in Virginia that read governor. Well, listen,
I think they're, I think they're, they're fairly West Virginia, but they're good people.
Uh, Mike, my cousin, second cousin, first cousin once removed something to that degree.
Uh, who I'm close with Nate, she, her husband, he's a cop, but he has a, a gun shop in his
garage called the bullet hole. It's fucking awesome. When I was a kid, he just rolls open
the garage door and I just see like, like a hundred, maybe 200 guns. That is the most
West. Yeah, but it's a legit shop. It was legit as fuck. It's got a license and everything.
He's, he is the police, right? Uh, in that little tiny fucking podunk town that he lives
in bro. That was sick though. He had acres of land. We just took guns out in the back
and shot trees and shit. It was just that long ago, you know, and you think about it
now it's like, we were just thinking about when I was a kid, when I was like 10 and like
Egyptian, the Roman empire, I ran away from home, right? We were best friends with Charlie.
I don't even know that I'm going to California or whatever. And of course my grandma's the
opposite way. We, we got, there's gold. We got a city bus in Dallas, go to grandma's
house, right? On a city bus across that we convinced him to drop us off right in front
of my grandma's house and Dallas is a big city. So I was just thinking today, if some
kid ran away from home, got on a bus in Dallas, can't even imagine it'd be gone. Well, I
had a phone like that all the time. We could go anywhere and do anything. My dad, uh, was
one of three students at his elementary school that were deemed the poorest and most disadvantaged
kids. So they got to go for free to a summer camp. And when they went to the summer camp,
he was the only white kid in it. Um, but he still had like, but he said he had a great
time and that gave him like an appreciation for other cultures. But the saddest part is
that when it camp ended, they dropped him off in downtown LA and his entire family forgot
he was on me. He was on a summer camp that he needed to get picked up or anything. He
was just in downtown LA in the sixties or the fifties, right? And just alone and made
it. But I figured you drop a kid off in downtown LA today. You never hear from them again.
Too many fucking freaks and weirdos. Speaking of where there are, there were, there are
just as many then and we didn't know about it. Speaking of freaks and weirdos, uh, well,
we can get into the movie, but let's do, what are we smoking real quick? Freaks and weirdos.
What are we smoking? What are we smoking? 14 minutes. Okay. I packed a bowl of some
more gremlin peach pie. I've got a, unless you brought the same kind, but I brought,
I have a one gram Cali Tropic, Tropicali? Mine I brought baby Jeter infused high tide.
Is it sativa? Yeah. Fuck yeah. Let's try high tide. I haven't tried that one. Are they?
I was just kind of mumbling. You gotta talk directly into the microphone. Okay. I'm sorry.
I'll turn myself up. Right into the pee hole of the microphone. I'll just turn myself up
just a bit. Okay. There we go. Um, and we're going to smoke the joint that Austin brought
from last week, uh, that we haven't gotten into yet. Moroccan peaches, I believe it was.
Moroccan peaches. Ooh. So peach pie, Moroccan peaches, high tide. Way to not be in theme,
but okay. Uh, great. So speaking of freaks, the movie we watched this week was the classic.
What about Bob? I didn't get the year. 91, 91, 1991, Bill Murray. Is it Richard Dreyfus?
Yes. Richard Dreyfus, Bill Murray and others, the kid from hook and Dick Tracy as his son.
Uh, so yeah, this is one of the most iconic comedies of all time. He's a neurotic patient,
Bill Murray, and he gets, uh, pawned off to a new doctor. And that new doctor is going
on vacation and Bob is not okay with that. And he goes to the guy's house or goes to
the vacation home and causes fucking chaos for Richard Dreyfus only. Yeah. Everyone else
loves Bob. So I'm surprised he didn't side, didn't make a Richard Dreyfus the bad guy.
Cause most people, when they watch this movie, they can relate to Richard Dreyfus. Like I
know somebody like that. Oh, not me. That's because he is Bob. What are you talking about?
I hope he cannot be that he can't make Richard Dreyfus. I wrote down, I hope Leo's wife leaves
him for Bob and Bob's like banging a fangner in his house. He's like, look, I fuck, I'm
fucking, I'm a fucker. Like when he's sailing, I'm sailing. The most going down. Who is the
bad guy in this? Andy, that's a good question. Um, I think the, uh, well, no, I have, I don't
know if there is a bad guy. I think mental illness is something that we don't, you shouldn't
joke about. Um, what was the, why did we watch this movie? Wait a minute. I do have some
thoughts about, um, like, you know, why were Anna's friends so cool with unsafely tying
a grown man to a boat and then just kind of silently hanging back while Anna sits up front
and they listen to this man just yell, I'm sailing over and over again. I thought they
maybe have mental illnesses that would get, we shouldn't talk about, um, I feel like the
parents leaving a grown man alone inside a room with their boy that they had just met
and, uh, them just having their own little fucking calling each other cocksuckers and
shit. Uh, you know, like, Oh, what about an important part of that is that kids are fucking
dark is that kids, it just cuts to the, I'm going to die. You're going to die. There's
no getting out of it. Death is scary. Are you afraid to death? Yeah. But okay, let's,
I got the bad guy. You ready? Okay. Bad guys, the couple that sold them the house, the couple
that sold the house, they had a contract. They didn't, they wanted to buy the house.
Wait, they were saving up for it. If you're talking about whatever, it's not there. That's
what I'm saying. The old couple that we're like cheering every time something bad happens.
Yeah. That was the bad guy. They, no, they, they are the victims. Those are the first
two members of Bob's cult in the sequel. Actually, I will say this. If there was a sequel, I
would love to follow them. Uh, they're, their kids trying to like, um, I don't know. Oh,
get the house from. No, no. If there was a sequel to one of Bob, it would be Bob's kids
with, with, uh, Richard Dreyfus's sister. And then they come over for a family reunion
at the lake house. And then Richard Dreyfus has to deal with a bunch of what about Bob's
and that's what you call what about Bob's and he names each one of his kids, Bob in
different versions. Like Bobby with a Y Bobby with an IE Robert, Roberta Robert, uh, and
then all the, what about Bob's come over and make Richard Dreyfus's life a living hell.
That would be fantastic. That's what about, that's a sequel. I made that up right now.
And I think it's one of the best I've come up with. But, uh, wait, someone has to get
fucked though in order for it to be an Andy Rice original. Uh, something has to be turned
into a flesh light. Um, I opened it up with, uh, he's got all those little puppets. There
we go. I wrote down, I swear to God, if Andy brings out Randy on this episode, I should,
I should have, um, I, it opens with a Zen goldfish just fucking pop it around on a black
screen and I fucking loved it. I'm just sitting there going, I love this. Yeah. My next note.
Oh, great. How long into this movie on their notes are they going to put, look, it's Andy.
Uh, instantly. Where is it? I do one of you. I was like, this is basically Andy. Yeah.
Yep. And then I also wrote, all right. How does this guy have money? How does he have
an apartment? Well, he has a job. Does he work from home? Was that the whole thing?
I don't think that I don't think it was a real job. I think he just pretended to work
like he's like, I'm going to work and clock clocks in and here's my notes. Ready? Number
one. Hello fishy. Number two. I feel good. I feel great. I feel wonderful. Hello, Andy.
Yeah. Yeah. So all three of you. Yeah. Fuck you. I didn't write it down, but I thought
it literally, that was my second note. It was like, Oh God, right when he's sitting
there going, I feel good. I feel great. I feel wonderful. Just trying to prep himself
for the day. I didn't think of that part. I just like, this is what I do when I'm hung
over. Was it when he used tissue to open a door? Was it when, uh, like, w w like that's,
I think were the most like when he, when he's walking down the street, afraid of all the
people touching him and shit. I was like, yep. I was mine. And the other one was the
elevator because I was like, that's me. I don't want to get in that elevator. He gets
in and he just yells on the way down. I love it. Bill Murray is so good in this role. It's
more than just a note I had to put down. Um, it's the little things that I like in this.
So like there's lots of little things that just, uh, like when Richard Dreyfus is giving
him the book, I like that he pretends to kind of look for it, kind of look for a book and
then just grabs all here. You know, like I love that. That was the improv and you, cause
I thought the same thing as a nice object work. Yeah, that was, yeah, that was great.
It was really good. It was, it was like solid fucking, um, solid. So, uh, I think the baby
steps is very funny when he takes actual baby steps and it's actually working like baby
steps out the office, baby steps back in the office, baby steps in the elevator. I just
start screaming. I love it. Um, okay. Then I, I guess my next note was about the boat.
So I know a lot happens from there. He impersonates an FBI officer. He, uh, he calls them repeatedly.
He prays a prostitute. It's not you. That hooker was a Tony Soprano sister in Sopranos.
Yeah. Yeah. That's the one. I don't want no California bullshit. That's funny. One of
the notes I took when he was in there during his interview, when he was like reading off
all of the symptoms that he has, like all of his ailments, I was like, that totally
reminds me of like when I got a medical card, like, yeah, I got this. I can't sleep. My
back hurts. I need weed. My, I got my medical card from a, uh, like literally just a number
that you call and, or no, you go online, you pay them like, what was it? Like 45 bucks.
Do you get a video consultation from a doctor? My video consultation lasted about one second.
The video popped up. I saw a doctor's face flash for a second. The video ended and then
the card was a certified. So thanks. I went to an actual office. The guy had a doctor's
coat on and glasses to make them look official. I guess he was eating a CPK and he offered
me pizza. I'm like, I'm good. I just want a Med card. Just like disguise glasses with
the nose cut off. It kind of felt like it. That's funny. I'm Dr. Bud. Yeah. Uh, so he
gets out to the family. Uh, he gets out there. He's delightful to certain people, right?
Like I, I actually think Bob might be the villain. I know that mental illness is going
to be your take on this poor therapist works hard for his family. Family doesn't appreciate
him. I mean, listen, his son's a bitch. Just dive into the fucking ocean or dive into the
lake. Like he says he wasn't going to let go. I mean he did, but that wasn't his fault.
It was fucking Bob. The villain came over. Just kind of a normal dude going through life
until he meets Bob. He's a success. Not even just a normal guy. He has a successful practice.
He just came out with a book. Uh, good day. LA wants to fucking interview him at his vacation
home that he worked hard to make. Right. He has a beautiful family. He's a doting wife.
She's very kind. She loves him. Right. His son, a little bit morbid, kind of a bitch,
but kind of typical though, like family, right? And his daughter has problems. First off,
I mean her friends are weird with the whole also, but very also typical. It was actually
very well done as somebody who has children and watch them grow through those ages. Very
typical. Here's the thing though. Bob is so selfish and so self centered that like it's
hard to like him. I don't know how you can. I don't know how you can like Bob in the slightest.
He's manipulative. When he gets sent to the insane asylum, he turns down his craziness
just to turn on his charm so that he gets out of that particular situation so that he
can latch back onto his obsession, which is a Leo Martin Marvin. Maybe at that point,
the baby steps worked, right? No, no, no, no. Because baby steps worked right away for
him. Yeah. Do you think, do you think Bob evolves over the course of the movie? Do you
think he actually gets better? I think it's more comfortable with the family and then
that makes them more comfortable with others. Like I was getting out of the city was the
real thing because I think it was, I would be neurotic in a city like that too. I'd be
like, fuck this is disgusting. It was a combination of the baby steps and getting to the country
place where people were more like him. Yeah. Than they were like Dr. Dreyfus in this case.
And he mentions in his note that he has a desperate need for family connections, which
is something that he got. Okay. Well, I still think he's a villain. I don't think that even
if you like. He's definitely the protagonist. I don't know if there is, like you said, I'm
not sure there's a villain. Well, no, no, there's a villain because he literally puts
a man into a coma. He makes it so that, I mean, how long time? Well, you have to view
it as intentional at that point though. And I don't think it was intentional. I do think
it was intentional. I think that's the crazy, the crazy, the mental illness. No, I think
it's intentional. I think he, at some point, if you're worth saying that he got well, if
he got better over the course of the movie, then at some point he should have been well
enough to know that Richard Dreyfus wanted nothing to do with him and that he was actively
ruining this man's life. So if we're going to say in the beginning, it was unintentional,
fine. Better is not well. I think you're confusing better with well. Okay. No, no, listen, he
got better. Right. But if we're going to say that we're all comfortable with him, like,
you know, like if we're saying that he's, he's like by the end of the movie, when he's marrying
Richard Dreyfus, his sister, he's pretty much on a normal spectrum. Like, like he seems
normal, but he's already driven. Richard Dreyfus is already insane by now. But I mean, the
fact that if you drive, yeah, yeah, but if you drive a man insane, like marrying his
sister is an incredibly insane, psychotic, fucked up thing to do. Like think of this
just in real life, just real life. Well, that's not Bill Murray, the situation. Let's not
make him the most charming man on earth or whatever. Let's just real life. A therapist
gets a patient pawned off by someone else. This guy comes in and he's super neurotic
and he invades your personal space. You go on vacation. He lies. He fucking manipulates.
He impersonates to get to this point, Bob's in jail. Yeah. Well, okay. But let's just
say the therapist is so good that he's like, you know what? I will for your sake, whatever.
He extends a hand of like, all right, I'm not going to report you to the authorities.
I just, I mean, like that's such an invasion of, I don't know. I just, I hate, I hated
what Bob was doing to Richard. I think Richard Dreyfuss at every right to his privacy. And
I feel like even when Bob got there and Bob, even when he was at his best, most kindness,
most charming was still 1000% in the wrong, violating Richard Dreyfuss' privacy, interfering
with his vacation, getting in, in like insidiously putting himself inside this family, spending
time alone with his son in a room. What we're supposed to just assume Bob's not a pedophile
because what he's innocent. He's neurotic. He has a goldfish. Leave him alone with your
fucking 10 year old son. I think not. It's disgusting. I think that's part of the conceit
of this movie is that part of what happened was Richard Dreyfuss did not recognize the
changes in Bob and kept treating him as he tried to them originally. Yeah. Why put a
psycho in a room with your kid? Well, I'm saying he didn't recognize the changes in
the world. Even Bob day one, you shouldn't put with your kid. Bob day two, you shouldn't
know that it's a movie. Bob day one, we're aware of that. We're all aware of that. It's
a movie and that you have to have things to drive stories. I get that. You, if you real
life it 100% of course not. It's a, it's a fantasy comedy. No, but this could have been
better written then there could have been a moment where at night, the boy and the,
and Bob make it like a pillow fort together and they hang out maybe, but like sleeping
in the same room together and giggling and calling each other cocksucker and all these
other like fucking derogatory terms. Well, there was a lot of conflict throughout the
making of this film. Yeah. Well, they all fought. Uh, Richard Dreyfuss, Bill Murray,
uh, one of the producers and Frank Oz, they all want, wanted input on the script and how
to make the movie better. And Richard Dreyfuss and Bill Murray like hated each other. Oh,
Richard Dreyfuss part of that. And then I saw an interview with Dreyfuss. Richard, Richard
Dreyfuss was literally going insane because he was never breaking character. Bob was Bob
the whole time. They'd say cameras off and he was still Bob. He'd get drunk. Oh yeah.
Yeah. That was, yeah. Richard Dreyfuss, uh, drunken Irish buffoon or a drunken Irish fool
or something along those lines. Well, stayed Bob. Yeah. That just makes me hate Bob even
more. But he should have known that right. Dreyfuss should have known that. That's, that's
Bill Murray. That's Bill Murray. He does that in every movie he does. He's a character.
He stays in character. I hate to see him when he was fucking voice acting Garfield. Was
it just him fucking sitting around hating Mondays when he was fucking lasagna? Yeah.
Did Groundhog's day, did he wake up literally the same day every day and film it? I don't
think that's what staying in character means, but okay. I'm butchering the story, but there
was an account of Bill Murray on a golf course with somebody and he just walked up to him
and like knocked their drink out of their hand. And he was like, nobody will believe
you. And then walked away. When he was making, that was when he was making, uh, Caddyshack
probably. Yeah. I, so I mean, okay, Bill Murray, he's, he's a weird, uh, you know, weirdo.
Right. Fucking weirdo with a lot of money goes around, part washes dishes at parties.
He shows up at a company softball games without any notice and just plays with people. He
like showed up at a frat party, went into the back, started washing people's dishes
and then fucked up and there's video of it. And he went, he just was walking by, saw a
company softball game, jumped in, they gave him a shirt. He's now part of the team. He
played the whole day. There's a documentary, I think called finding Bill Murray. And it's
about a man who has heard all of these urban legends about Bill Murray showing up in these
random places. So he interviews these people that ran into Bill Murray and he talks with
them and his goal is to find a way to randomly get in touch with Bill Murray because the
only way you can get in touch with Bill Murray is a solitary number that just leads to a
phone in my mind, in an isolated room, in an undisclosed location, the secret phone
from that one movie. That's a bad phone. It's like a bad phone. That, that government conspiracy
cell phone you have is one of those and it ring and it doesn't even ring. It just goes
to a voicemail. It's inside a statue. Yeah, exactly. It's one of those geo-trak, geo-cachés.
And so he, but anyway, this guy tries to find him and what's kind of crazy, this is kind
of the ending, but he eventually gets within about 15 feet of Bill Murray and he's walking
up to like finally be like, Hey, I found you or whatever. And as he's walking, he stops
and then he does, and then he lets Bill Murray walk away and he looks and he goes, you know
what? No, you don't find Bill Murray. Bill Murray finds you and it's not, you shouldn't
go looking for him. Powerful in the moment, right? He's like a mythological being. And
then Bill Murray got hit by a bus because he didn't stop him. Bill Murray, he just did
this movie. He got all the money from Ghostbusters. He did all those things that you were just
talking about it, but he, he did this movie and just like, you know what? This is fun.
I'm just going to be like this for the rest of my fucking life. Yeah. Yeah. This is the
one where he's like, yeah, Bill, both of them have said that this is one of their favorite
movies that they did. Both Richard Dreyfuss and Bill Murray, even though they hated each
other, they still love the movie. It worked great. It was, it was perfect for the characters.
And it always does work for Bill Murray. That's the thing. It always works. That staying
character thing. I don't know what it is, but it seems to work. Him and Chevy Chase
hate each other too. I found if you dubbed in all the silence, all the silence of this
movie where there's no music and you just put in that creepy violin, it becomes a horror
movie for Richard Dreyfuss. You could, you could recap this as a horror movie. You could.
Just the, the one he's, when he's outside the window, I bet you someone's made a trailer
for what about Bob? He's still there and he opens the door and he's like right there at
the door. He's always there. And he's, yeah. Have you ever seen the trailer for the dead
zone? The original old dead zone? Oh wait. Well the movie or the show? The movie, Christopher
Walken, the old old trip. Sometimes just go on to me and watch the trailer for the, not
the movie, just the trailer for the dead zone. Does it look scary? First of all, it will
make you not watch the movie because it's a horrible trailer, but it's literally just
cuts like he's talking about it. Like the little scenes from the movie really quickly
juxtaposed together. You could do that with this movie. Sure. And make a horror trailer.
Easily. Yeah. I bet, I bet you it's already out there. This is one of those like. What
about Bob horror trailer? Yeah. We should do it if not. So they're sitting, so after
the boat, he sails, he sails, he's sailing, he's a sailor. Yeah. After that. After that,
after I'm sailing, I'm a sailor. Like then he's walking back just singing blow the man
down like on his own. Just like. Because it shows that he's truly insane though. It's
not an act. That's what I was saying earlier. Yeah. It's real. It's not real. He's not really
insane. Why does he do it when no one's around? Who? Bill Murray? Yeah. I bet you he doesn't
do it when no one's around. I bet you care. I bet you method actors when the door is shut
and they're finally alone or just themselves, there's no reason. No, no, no. I'm talking
about in the movie. I'm saying in the movie you said earlier that he's the bad guy because
he keeps doing it. I'm saying you're not understanding. He's still insane. He's just better. He's
not well. I think he's insane, but I think he's also intelligent. I don't think he's
a dumb insane. I don't think he's like put him in an institute because he's going to
smash his head against the wall. Does that make you responsible for all your actions
if you're insane yet intelligent? I would say it would probably make the old people
more accountable for enabling him, showing him where he lives, letting him stay there.
It's the bad guys. And honestly, they have no right to do that because they didn't have
enough money to buy the house that they want. Burn in hell. Yeah. I mean, that's just some
petty shit. And they were clapping when you blew up at the end. Yeah, they're all happy
because they lost their house. I don't think they gave him the right to kill Bob. Yeah.
To take him out to the forest and be like, just look at the flowers, the hub. Yeah. Look
at the flowers. Well, you're saying Richard Dreyfuss didn't have the right to kill Bob.
No. Bob. He should recognize as a psychiatrist that the guy's insane. I disagree. And can't
help himself. Would any of us argue right now if somebody came into this apartment unwelcome
and I told them to leave repeatedly and they did not and I got my gun out and I said leave
now or else and they didn't and I shot them, am I not legally allowed to stay on my ground?
Well it depends on the state. Let's start with that. That's here, right? Rhode Island.
What? Here it doesn't matter what you do. If they're in your house, you could shoot somebody
who just was a salesman for no reason. So yes, legally you are. However, does that make
it morally right? Yeah. No, it's not. If you are not in danger, that's not morally right.
Now picking up the phone, calling the cops to come get them out of your house, that's
all fine. But why shoot them? What's your reasoning behind shooting them just because
you want to shoot somebody? Yeah. Okay. Well first off, is that Bellringer guy? Yeah. Maybe.
You're just going to shoot Bellringer? Oh, we love him. If you're considering being a
guest on the Andy Rice podcast, maybe you should reconsider. Okay. I'm not, well no,
I mean, okay. I think putting bombs on Bob was too much. Okay. That's all we were going
for. I think he should have gotten a gun. He should have waited for Bob to go into his
house. He should have said, Bob, get out now or I will shoot you. Get out now. You're breaking
and entering. I do not want you in my home. You're not allowed here. Say it repeatedly.
Put it on fucking camera. And then when he comes inside, you shoot him. You get rid
of your Bob problem. Your family hates you. Your family hates you and your wife leaves
you. Your family's not. You go to jail because your wife says, I invited him in. Yeah. True.
I killed your wife. That was a quick rebuttal for that. You kill your son, you kill your
daughter. Just killed all family and Bob. Right. And then you go on about your merry
way. He was unhinged enough to do that. Like, do you see the way he grabs the ticket out
of the cop's hand when he just like, once again, there's the horror cut. You can definitely
do a horror cut. Oh, especially the. He goes insane. He kills his family and Bob. When
he walks in there and sees that, like, he dropped them off at the mental institution
and he's just like chatting it up. Did we just turn this into the shiny? I mean, yeah,
in that mental institution, he just chatted it up with all the people in there and he
walked in there and sees that that's like the perfect like drop reveal noise, like it's
like you hear the violin as Bob looks over and sees like Richard Dreyfuss and he just
smiles as he knows what he's doing is fucked up. I put so after after he gets pushed into
the lake by Richard Dreyfuss, he is freaking out and he's taking a very public shower in
front of the family who all decided to sit on a bench facing that shower talking about
Bob while Bob's naked. Just and I was like, oh, a whole family watching him shower. That's
fun. And then later on at dinner, I see you have salt and I see that you have pepper.
Do you have a salt substitute? What the fuck is that? Yeah, that's kind of what I thought
too. Never heard of that in my fucking life. Salt substitute. Oh, yeah. I have to use it.
So yeah, there's salt. It's baked salt. What's it called? They don't call it. One of them
is called Mrs. Dash. Let's just season it. It's salt. It's salt. It's salt replacement.
But does it have just salt flavor? There is one that's kind of salt flavor, but it's not
really salt. It's salt flavored. There is a salt flavored one. It's not. I didn't see
a name brand on it. I just saw it in the store the other day. It says like made up. I don't
know. It looks like ivory flakes. If you want to know the truth, speaking of salt, uh, salary,
the word salary comes from salt, which is salt. And that's what Roman soldiers were
paid with back in the day. So they were paid with salt, which was the most valuable resource
at the time. And that's where we get the term salary from. That's what we paid it. Yeah.
Salt was more valuable than gold. They make it stuff. I read a book called salt, a world
history. And it's just the history of salt and how it just became how it was the most.
It's one of the most since the beginning of human culture, the most sought after, uh,
resource of all time until, uh, until we found ways to make it mass produced. More interesting
than what's in the book is what was in your head when you decided to read that book of
all things in the world you can read. You go to the library, here's the list of books.
Oh, look, salt, salt, world history. Yeah. It's a world history or it might just be,
he wanted to know more about salt than you. Yeah. It didn't work. Apparently. Why are
you being salty right now? This feels like a salt. That's all right. Uh, well, you want
to know fucking fake salt, bitch. Uh, so, uh, my next note was, Nope, Nope, Nope. Why
is he sleeping with this fucking boy? Um, next one was, uh, I was just no after that.
Not, Oh wait, this kid's creepy as fuck. Yeah. This gets worse than Bob. No, I laughed at,
I laughed my ass off when he went, uh, Bob's like, Oh, Tourette syndrome. And the boy's
like, what's Tourette syndrome? And then it cuts. And I'm like, Oh yeah. And then, uh,
just, you know, it went off right here. I'm starting fucking love it. And then my, one
of my favorite lines I wrote it down was, uh, it's like, I just want peace and quiet.
I'll be quiet. I'll be peace. And then they just fucking laugh their asses off. I was
like, that is great. I hope he doesn't fuck that boy tonight. Um, that tissue that he
pulls out of his pocket when he's laying on bed and he throws out next to his bag is going
to look like a cum rag to whoever walks in. If you just have some wadded up tissues next
to your fucking bed that you were just sleeping next to your fucking 10 year old boy. Yeah.
Fucking weirdos. Uh, what a beautiful home. When we finally get the outside shot of like
the pool on the lake, I was like, what a beautiful home. I'm not hoping nothing bad happens to
it. Uh, yeah. And then, uh, Bill Murray does a bit of a Hitler salute, uh, at about an
hour and 27 minutes in, he just sort of walk around with it. I won't do it, but he's doing
like a hail Hitler for a couple of minutes. I don't know if that's just him insane or
whatever. Um, and then I love the old couple. The ones that we say that that's the bad guys.
Yeah. Yeah. Those are my notes. I like when the news team shows up and they're like, guys,
it's a fireplace shot. It's a fire shot. And then Bob comes in and he's just like arguing
about something like pop you need to fuck you. And then the camera guy walks in and
he's just like, it's, I think it's a fireplace shot. This dead air brought to you by fucking
mistake. Learned that I can't take a fucking sip of a drink without you guys all turn it
over to someone. What is this? Is this a not weeping angel. Just ask somebody, ask somebody
a question before he drink water. So fucking sorry. Well, you can literally see the dead
air. You can see what Andy decided to, to, to quench his thirst for a second.
What, what did everybody else think of this movie? Yeah, I thought, okay. So overall,
we're just going overall, very, very, very fucking funny movie. There were laugh out
loud moments. Uh, I don't often have laugh out loud moments in a comedy. I'm usually
one of those subdued, like I do find it funny, but in my mind, I'm just, you know, you're
always like, don't judge me for not laughing. I find it very funny. Yeah. I just cause I
didn't laugh. Didn't mean I didn't think it was funny. Yes. That's exactly it. I've told
people that constantly. I'm like, yeah, I'm enjoying my, I'm really enjoying myself right
now. Just fuck off. Don't touch me. Don't look at me. I'm having the greatest for your
laugh validation. There you go. I'm done. Yeah. Um, I believe it is. Yes. Hello. Hello.
Hello. There it went. Oh, it unplugged a little bit. Yeah. Say everything you just said again.
Yeah. Oh no, it looked, it's not picking you up. It's not picking me up. It did that.
I don't know. Talk right now. Hello. Okay. Yeah. It got you. All right. It's like a delay
on the screen. It's actually picking up. Sorry, everybody fucking Brendan gets picked up level
10 Mike with so little talking time he has, we have to make sure he gets it in there.
It's precious. It's like salt back in the, um, well, you guys don't care apparently about
salt and the history of it. Uh, one person gave me when I was, uh, uh, doing improv back
in the day, I had these, uh, these people, they, uh, two friends, joy, will they made
these presents? They got custom wrapping paper. That was my face. And it was made of the word
rice over and over and over and over again. But then it was like a sort of, and then like
a sketch of my face and it was my face over and over again. And inside of it was like,
uh, we video game, Jerry rice and his dog, nitro sports. It was, um, and then it was,
uh, rice, rice, baby, 50 slow cooker rice, 50 rice cooker recipes. And then rice, rice,
baby, the second coming of rice was the, uh, second cookbook. But then I think they also
gave me rice or it was a rice and a history of slavery. It's what the fucking, so yeah.
So many rice puns. I know. I thought, uh, this movie was good. Take a vacation from
your problems. Baby steps to the elevator, baby step to the car. That's what I titled
my review. Uh, I thought, uh, Murray was amazing as he almost always is. And, uh, Dreyfus,
I thought that was an acting clinic though, man. He went from like sane normal to absolutely
insane, crazy, blowing up, killing a guy doesn't care at all, but he did. I mean, and it was
all believable through it was made, it was actually an amazing acting job. I believed
it. I believed when he wanted to kill the backstory. You find that in real life, he
was driving him insane. So that made it probably easier to act like that. You know what? They
did. This is, it probably helps everyone else. When Murray does that, this is a comedy version
of falling down. This is a man going from slightly upset to full blown as, as the 10
out of 10 scale. Yeah. Right. So in this one, it went inward. Yeah. Falling down. It goes
outward, you know, like his aggression. Well, I mean, I guess he goes out, goes out, we're
not towards the fucking blow up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Poor Richard Dreyfus though. And then
ends up blowing and then Bob and some other house up. It's like, yeah. Oops. Oops. Okay.
I know we're laughing. We're having fun, but poor Richard Dreyfus, he lost his fucking
dream vacation hopes that cost him decades of his life to, I'm pretty sure they had good
insurance. Yeah. For what? A bomb? I don't, you know, I've never really checked in my
insurance paperwork to see if it covers bombs. Yeah. I do not know. So let's say it is covered,
but let's, how long do you think it's going to take to, for the police to do an investigation?
Especially when they find out you made the bomb. You made the bomb. You probably are
covered for blowing your own house up. You broke in somewhere, found pre-made TNT dynamite
that you could just buy for fun fucking some reason. And I don't think that was fireworks.
I think it's just movie magic. I don't know. And literally I think the packaging said,
it was, it was like guns weren't enough, like bows and arrows weren't enough. This really
gets the job done. I think it was like explosives for hunting. Well that, and to me that was,
that was the most Frank Oz thing about this movie. This movie, if you really look at it,
it's the Muppets. He does know the comedy and I've heard of it's basically slapstick,
but it's basically Muppets. It's a whole new, that's a hot take, Mike. That's what I'm saying.
I think what I'm saying is that's why they had to have the little hand. Yeah. Frank
causes sensibilities. The Muppets style humor shows up throughout this in stuff like the
bomb and it's, it's, it's Wile E. Coyote, it's Muppets. It's, it's that kind of humor.
It's over the top. Oh yeah. Yeah. It's wacky. Yeah, it's wacky. It's, I, I called Acme
to see if I could buy an anvil to drop on his head. Right. Level of parody. If we're
really going to quote the great writers of the 21st century. Quoting your own song.
Actually the best line of that song, well it doesn't even matter, but it was the one
where I want him gone. I want him off this earth. I, Oh God, I forgot what it was, but
it's so good. Go listen to it. It's our music. My favorite quote on this one. I mean, my
dad just dropped me in the water without warning me first. I mean, I nearly drowned my whole
life flash before my eyes. It's a good Bob goes, Wow, you're only 12. I love that. I
wrote, I love that too. That's a good thing. You're only 12. So anyway, basically what
I says is Bill Murray and Richard Darafis is chemistry helps make the most of a familiar,
you know, this movie, I swear I've seen before. I told you that when we picked it last week.
It was a different format, but you had not seen it. But I felt like from the storyline
I had, but something not funny. It wasn't, it's fun. Was it your first time too? Austin?
Yeah, I'd never even heard of you contact high motherfucker. Yeah. You're sitting here
so zoned out. I'm so focusing on things that you fucking high asses can't. It would be
one of the recording, keeping an eye on Brendan's voice. Not going to say anything, but I'd
say one of the better 90s. 90s. So, oh yeah. Hands down. Yeah. It's up there. I'm not talking
like you got to respect your elders and let them speak over everyone. And now what did
you think about the movie? You know, I'm glad that Brendan redeemed himself with his pick.
I mean, I was ever since repo, man, I've been thinking about like explosives to him and
leaving him in the woods and you know, drowning him and just hoping that his fatherless bow
and arrow, not enough. This was an idea movie. Yeah. Not painful enough. Putting him in a
mental institution and you know, horrible, horrible things. Him wrapping his car around
a pole, you know, just awful. I'm sure Sean still feels the same way because he didn't,
he's not, but you know, I don't anymore. Yeah. That's repo. The genetic off run repo, man.
I don't give those things proper names anyway. Repo. Fuck it. And I'm trying to forget the
fun movie musicals. I think Bill Murray had the most fun out of anyone involved in this
movie. He just gets to just dope around and just be wild. Everyone else is like proper
and have to act and like act well. Fuck it. I feel like the kids probably had a good time
making this. I know that the adults probably didn't like the Dick Tracy hook kid, the one
that potentially got molested in this. They might've traumatized that kid. They had to
do step to do several takes every scene. So this kid just has to keep saying, are you
afraid of death? You're going to die. There's no getting out of it. I'm going to die. He's
has to keep saying it over and over again. This poor fucking kid. But it's that mature
thought to have at that age. Like if your dad's a psychotherapist, a well renowned one,
he opened this whole thing off with, I don't get mad. And I believed him. I think up until
that moment, he does not get mad. I think he was a great father. Now I think those puppets,
I think what a great way for people, especially if you're like a kid to express yourself in
a way that's fun. Maybe you can get some emotions off your chest that like you normally wouldn't
want to talk otherwise. I think he's probably a great dad. His kids seem to love him. His
wife loves him. He provides for them. He seems to be faithful. There was no hint of like
any, you know, adulterous sort of vibes or anything. He wasn't checking out women. He
had a good practice. He was respectful to his like his colleagues respected him. He
was able to just off of a phone call, get a renowned psycho, like a renowned therapist
or whatever at a psych ward to take Bob against his will. I mean, he's, he's a fucking stand
out guy. Right. Or like most people who say they don't get mad. That's because they keep
it all inside and bottle it up and then they explode. And that's what this movie showed.
I don't think that's, I don't think that's fair. I think that he didn't bottle anything
up. I think he appropriately expressed his rage several times throughout the movie before
it became a breaking point. And then, uh, like, yeah, I mean, there was a lot that happened.
I think there were several dozen attempts to tell Bob to fuck off in polite ways, in
professional ways, in aggressive ways, in demanding ways. And then it got violent, but
it was a progressive thing that Bob left Richard Dreyfuss no fucking choice. This man was defending
himself. Lots of choices besides trying to blow him up. That was too far. If we want
to go into like, if he made the wrong decision by buying like breaking in and buying those
explosives that were just there, somehow rigging a fucking, uh, egg timer to blow that shit
up. Good for him. So again, smart enough to be able to rig bombs together on the fucking
whim. This guy could, he's a good dude. He's smart. Um, I'm just saying Bob crossed every
fucking line that was made. Every line. He really went out of the way. He showered naked
in front of this man's family. He spent the night in this man's son's room teaching him
to scream obscenities. He overstayed his welcome. He had orgasms at the table. They're eating
all the food. He needed something called a salt substitute. Mrs. Dash making it appears
for no fucking reason. Uh, it manipulated a whole staff of psychiatrists. Yeah. Manipulated
entire, then he knew what he was doing. I really do. I really think he did. I think
when he got sent to that psych ward, he's sitting there with all of them. He's like,
you could do it as a psychological thriller on your basis, but that's not what this movie
was. I mean, that would make a great psychological thriller. I think I'm starting to come around
that all these, just all these therapists keep casting Bob aside and he just develops,
he's like, I'm going to find the best psychotherapist and just ruin his fucking life. He could develop
a really good thriller. Fuck his sister and blow up his house. He's like the punisher
of mentally ill people. He's the punisher. It's like, I'm not a, I don't murder anyone.
What I do is I, I drive them insane. Like, oh God, that's, that's his work. That's what
we don't see happen. When he clocks in, he turns around and makes a plan to destroy someone's
life. This movie opens with a poor man throwing away his entire life's career because he's
had such a mental breakdown that he just needs to get away from it all. He's probably going
to end up just killing himself. But the vibe I got was that that first therapist that was
getting rid of Bob was on his way to suicide and that is fucked up for a man to do to another
man. So the marrying. Yeah, no. Well, back to that wheelchair. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
If you want to say that the, that the coma that Bob put this man in and then like the
only way to get out of this coma was to induce so much rage. Like this is a rage out. Bob
was thinking of him. Right. Bob, by marrying his sister was trying to help him. Bob's a
fucking psychopath. Let's rate this. Who would win in a fight? Bob or Forrest Gump? Ooh. Well,
Forrest Gump. Forrest is fast. Is very fast and he will run away like nobody's business.
I read somewhere recently that. Bob will just randomly run into him. Remember? Because that's
Bill Murray's power. So he will find him. He will find him like a zombie. You'll find
him eventually. So Forrest can run, but he literally cannot hide. That's the just definition
of it. He can run, but he cannot hide. Forrest can run, but he cannot hide. Run, Forrest,
but you cannot hide. Do we have Bob's phone number? Can we call Bob a kid of thoughts?
Life is like a Bob of chocolates. I'm trying to think of other, uh, do we have whose number?
Bill Murray's? No, Bob. Bob Polarski. Oh, Bob Polarski. Can we get him on there? What
about Bob? This whole episode Bob should have been in. If he was here, that would have been
great. No one has his number. You recommended this movie. Call him right now. All right.
Call. We're going to get Bob on the line. We're going to get Bob on the line. Everybody
ask him. He's fucking seen it. He's definitely seen it. What about Bob? It's very funny that
this whole time we've been saying what about Bob and not one person has asked what about
Bob. And you know, it's an old movie, so we could, he could probably go on the Wikipedia
and add himself in it. He probably could. Bob Polarski. Based on a true story about Bob
Polarski. This movie was almost made with Robin Williams and Patrick Stewart. Oh, that
would have been an interesting scene. Totally different movie. Yeah. I would watch another
one called like what about Steve or something. And if it was like those two, you know, yeah.
Well, it's a movie that'd be right for remake because even in this time, what a good job
they did do of taking mental illness, which is a tough subject to go around even now. Yeah.
Hey, Bob. Hey, are you a you're you're on speakerphone and on the podcast. So, um,
what's that? Yeah. So, uh, we're watching what about Bob the movie?
Yes. And we thought what about Bob? Yeah, we thought, well, what about Bob? So, uh,
what's up, man? Well, what about what about Bob is sitting on a porch in Pennsylvania
smoking some very good California pot. Very nice. What have you been up to?
Give an update for the audience at home. OK, I have I sold my kayak. I wasn't able to fit it
in the trailer. So I am buying a new kayak now and I am not spending as much time getting high
because the nice three months supply that I thought it was going to make, I made it less than two months.
So I'm going to be making some trips to New Jersey while I'm here.
Is that where the weed is? There's New Jersey. Everything you said got progressively more sad.
It started with having to sell your sell your kayak because it didn't fit in your trailer.
And then you're running out of weed. And worst of all, you got to go to New Jersey.
You're living. That's the worst part of all. Yeah, you're living. You're living a fucking
country song right now, Bob. Maybe retirement isn't what it's cracked up to be.
No, you should have stuck with the podcast. We would have kept you young, you old bitch.
Ask him about the movie. Yeah. Yeah. What about Bob Bob? Yeah. Well, hey, Bob, what about Bob Bob?
Have you seen the movie? I've seen the movie. I've done it. It's an excellent movie. Give it a great
being. I love that we are sailing. We're sailing. Yeah. What do you say? Good memory. Everybody.
You haven't lost the memory yet. Yeah. Yeah. I love. So you said you said that I'm sailing.
Yeah, we were talking about that. So what do you grade it B through B through F and W for waste
of time, which we don't even need to address here. That one I would definitely have to give a B
because I thought Bill Murray was probably at his best. Oh, annoying best. That's a good.
For sure. Well, well, Bob, thanks for thanks for picking up. We never forgot about you, Bob.
We miss you. We miss you. I know that we put you on a we put you behind a paywall on Patreon. So
if you want more Bob content, you can go to our Patreon and and sign up and you can get all our
original original Bob content and whatever. Oh, it's real problem. All the X rated stuff is. Yeah.
So so cool. Thanks, Bob. When you're in town, let us know. We'll get you on. I will most definitely
do that. All right. Hey, you guys enjoyed it. Yeah. All right. You too. Hope you get a new kayak soon.
Love you, buddy. Bye. Bye. Oh, Bob. What a gym. Yeah. What an old more Bob content.
You just you just made his day better by calling him.
No, he's fucking hanging up. Oh, those fucking they won't leave me alone.
I want you to talk about Bob. I got to talk about Bob. Fucking asshole. It's time to work with two
months supply. I couldn't get through to I couldn't get there two months without someone calling me an
old bitch. Fucking pieces of shit. I tried to move away and they just call me a call me a little bit.
I went to the Andy Rice birthday extravaganza. He gave me like what he forgot. I was there,
introduced me late and then a fucking what? I get two minutes. I get two minutes to do my song and
that's it. And I don't get to say a fucking word. I got a birthday card for my 230 second birthday
and all the cards said was old bitch. And it smelled like the weed that I don't have a lot of
right now. I'm running out of weed. I don't have a kayak. I just all I want to do is go on my kayak
and I can't even do that. I got to go to damn New Jersey. You can't kayak in New Jersey. I would
I would love to go to New Jersey though. They have the apparently the weed. Well,
they have Jane Sine Bob's Secret Stash, which is a really cool comic book store. So apparently the
weed. Oh, and apparently we Jersey weed, which is probably fucking fire. Who knows? I'm sure weed
everywhere is fire now that you can just make it like what's to stop someone from like going online
learning the best way to make weed, you know, harvest it and shit and then just making businesses
out there. I think it's the government that no, but they put every state that it's legal in now
recreationally, whatever. It's just very expensive to get started. Sure. But then you make all your
money back. All right. Well, let's break this thing. Bob gave it a B. Brandon, what's your
thoughts? Do you have any final thoughts? Definitely. My favorite film classic. I definitely
would have been. It's all the way around. Laugh out loud. Just enjoy the film. Yeah, that's what I
I was really impressed with how well they'd handled the mental illness aspect of this. They
went through it all without you ever feeling like. Bill was in other than Andy, Bill was in some way
a bad person. He was more of a person with a problem and the things that can happen to them,
not necessarily through their fault. So not not also not Richard Dreyfuss fault. It's the it's the
actual mental illness that the bad guy missed for me. So B plus. Thank you. Plus. Again, Brandon,
you know, just, you know, poisonings and, you know, just get your brake lines checked on your
way home. Just, you know, just go get those checked out. Yeah, dude, just terrible things.
I got to figure out how to dispose of a voodoo doll properly now. But yeah, B plus. Yeah.
Actually, Austin, the idea of how to dispose of a voodoo doll just unlocked a whole on a whole idea
train in my head that I've never even considered. Like, how would you dispose of a voodoo doll?
Right. So if you put it in, you can't disassemble it because then you're disassembling a person.
You can't bury it because then they might suffocate. You can't just leave it around
because if anything happens to it, they could get hurt. I mean, what do you do with it? Do you
it's it's it's like Pandora's voodoo doll. They just make it and there's no or do you have to
have some guy come and chant it or something? Well, I would assume if you have a voodoo doll
and it works. OK, let's a voodoo doll that doesn't work, put it anywhere. It's just a doll.
But if you have a legit working voodoo doll with voodoo magic that is voodooing, then I would say
that be very careful about how you store it. Whoever has my voodoo doll keeps feeding it
fucking McDonald's. I don't know why. What the fuck you do? Actually, you're safe because you
channel. Sorry. And I think if you're a ventriloquist, any voodoo doll like it all gets channeled to
rank through your own shit. We had a whole we got to clip that episode with Ryan.
Well, which one with some poor guy named Randy Ice and every fucking few days, this guy's
actually a giant hand up my ass. This guy's voice is anything so funny. Yeah, that's great. I
watched the someone cover the the Goosebumps like they were doing like a rewatch, like a
nostalgia trip with the Goosebumps show and they were doing the night of living dummy.
And the whole time I'm watching it, I just kept glancing over my fucking shoulder at the door where
Randy lives. I mean, I knew he wasn't going to come at me, but I didn't know for sure.
Yeah, Chuck, he might hit different now, right? I love the story of like the AC guy or the plumber
that came over and he just saw Randy sitting on the couch and he thought it was a real person,
like some disabled person. He literally kept his voice real quiet. And I was talking normally,
he kept sort of whispering. I was like, I was like, hey. And then he's like, well,
I don't want to wake up your roommate. It's it's ready because the way I had a child,
he went straight to room. I'm not Bill Murray. And what about Bob? I just live with little boys.
But he but he was curled up. Oh, man, you're going to hate the old man in the sea if you ever read
that. Oh, I haven't. But yeah, dude, I think it's because he was just curled up like and I
probably even had a little blanket on him and there was probably a pillow because in my mind,
I think it's funny to put Randy in positions that looks like he's a real person, even more,
even more proof that it could be a child. I'm like, literally, if you go in there right now,
I'm if I'm not mistaken, he's he's leaned back his legs across. He's got a little hat over his
eyes so that the sun doesn't get in his face. I don't know if this guy I don't know to give this guy respect or not
because he sees this. He's like, OK, well, he's definitely not a pedophile. That's his roommate.
But then also on the other hand, he's like, he's definitely not a single dad. This guy doesn't fuck.
This guy doesn't fuck. Who's this kid? I'll just be quiet. Just the case. All these toys around.
I don't know. OK, got his kids some new Star Trek toys. He let the kids sleep. Right next to the bong,
there's a joint smoldering in the ashtray right next to this kid's face. This has to be the kids
rooms. You see the Ninja Turtle paintings. All the Marvel stuff. Oh, God, this kid's too young to
watch. Why is that on the TV right now? The Jurassic Park VHS. And that's your rating? What?
Just pointing out that was a hell of a day. Yeah. So what about Bob? Well, he's a fucking.
I don't even have Austin finished rating it. I got you. We are running short this time. So I mean,
tangents are permissible. It's one word two hours and eight minutes in. And then Andy just goes on
talking about fucking Dragon's Dead or something. Yeah. Well, I haven't watched much of Dragon's
Dead. I have. I try to stay up to date on shark shark tank. You ever rewatch an old shark tank like
the tear? All right. I'll have no perfect bathroom break. This is not a perfect bathroom break. We're
almost you'll be fine. Have you ever do you ever get teary eyed during a shark tank? Like does it
ever hit you in the feels like? Yeah, the one with the firefighters kids. Oh, where they came up with
something cutting board. Basically, the kids ones always get me because like just seeing a kid be an
entrepreneur is very inspiring. But like the one that gets me the most is probably the the farmer
who came up with the little the little tree tepees. So he came up with this. He's like,
if you have plants, you know, and severe weather comes in, they get fucked up because they don't
have a little protection on the bottom where the where the roots are, whatever. And so he came up.
These just it's like basically like a solo cup that you just put around or whatever, but like a
tree teepee. And he was selling them for practically nothing because it costs practically nothing. He
went to the shark things like, well, this helps plant, you know, this helps farmers. And they're
like, OK, well, why aren't you selling it for fucking like eight dollars or five or six dollars
a tree is like, well, it's farmer, man. I'm not going to rip off farmers, dude. And then I think
it was that where they were just like, bro, we got you. And then they they saw it. Bro, it was so
good. So good. Like it gets you. It does. Shark Tank. It makes it makes dreams happen. It's one of
the most influential shows, I think, of art of all time. And I think people sleep on it.
Mark Cuban's leaving this year. Oh, that's a bummer. But they have enough rotating.
Yeah. Now they have so many. That's cool. I actually like the rotating ones. I like when like
you get the woman who I don't know what sometimes any cocktails woman that that one's her.
There's another one. I like the O.G. Sharks, though.
But there's been how many seasons now? Fifteen. Fifteen. Yeah. So it's like, yeah, I'm OK with
new new millionaires, billionaires coming in. Anyway, I think it's one of the most important
whatever I get this movie. What about Bob?
What about Bob? One of the scariest movies of all time.
It's terrifying. Bob is a fucking psychopath. He reminds me too much of myself. I would never want
to meet him because like I would love to live in a world where I didn't have to meet me.
You know what I mean? Like, like, oh, we all know. I know, you know,
the fact that you come over each week astonishes me every week. I wake up and I just don't expect
you to not, you know, because I'm just like, they'll eventually figure out I'm Bob. I'm a
fucking monster. What about Austin? I mean, I come here because my grandma is just a walking tangent.
Just every and she was walking changes to a sitting change. She just discovered YouTube.
Everything she watches like true crime and her husband was a narcissist. So it's all these women
talking about narcissism and then just shit going on in the world that's terrible. And all she wants
to do is talk about that murder, rape, narcissism all the time. I brought Sean and his girlfriend
over his cheap. We're sitting on the couch just trying to watch TV. My grandma just sits down and
starts talking about just all the terrible things in the world. That's all she consumes. She doesn't
stop. Me and Sean were just like, you want to go play some golf? And we just left her there. She
was in there for a good 45 minutes with my grandma. Just talking with left a girlfriend.
Yeah. Just listening. That's what they're like. Yeah. Me and Sean just looked at each other like,
why don't we play golf? Yeah. And then his girlfriend, Sierra, it's super nice. Just sat
there and just took it for like a good 45 minutes while we're out. She's a sweetheart, dude. Yes,
she is. But she comes outside. You guys just fucking left me in there. Oh, that's fucked up.
We're just like, yeah, I'm sorry. I think that's that might be a common woman thing, though, that
killers and true crime stuff. Women want to secretly be murder porn. Oh my God. They all want to kill
us. Here's what you do. You go into her phone when she's not looking and you search for
adorable dog videos, adorable cat videos. No, no, you just change her for your algorithm. Or just
put the parental controls on. You can watch fucking Coco Mellon, bitch. Start filtering out. You can
start hitting the like the not interested button on all the ones that you don't want to hear about
and just start seeing less of them. I have a TV out on the back patio for her that's connected
to her YouTube account, the same one that her TV is. So I could just go in there and change her
algorithm. Fuck yeah. You're great. Grandma, you like new metal all of a sudden. I know.
Why do you like Marvel movies so much? So I mean, this is one of the funniest movies ever.
I think honestly, it ages pretty good as far as although why does Bill Murray,
why does Bill Murray every time I've ever seen Bill Murray up until old Bill Murray,
even young Bill Murray looks like a 45 year old Bill Murray. Bill Murray never. I don't know how
old he's supposed to be in this. He's 45, right? In this 45 year old man in this 30s or is he
supposed to be in his 20s? Because honestly, with Bill Murray, you don't know. You don't know how
old he's supposed to be. So like he looks like he's 45. I don't know how old it was when he did this,
but it wasn't until we got old Bill Murray where you can distinguish he's old man that like. Yeah,
he went from like 25 to 55 looking exactly the same. No, he went from 45, which was his standing
face for all of his career from the time he was 25 years old. He looked the same. Yeah,
I'd probably think 10 or 11. I haven't seen pictures, but I would think 10 or 11. You look
at a picture of fucking Bill Murray. It looks like he did in this movie. I'd be giving this a B minus
for no other reason than the pacing. Some of the music didn't enjoy the Hitler salute. You guys all
seem to fucking be plus without question. Why are you doing Trump hands when you do that? Well,
I just like the Nazis. I don't like the Nazis. Call me crazy. I both sides, both sides.
I walked in here and said, wow, that's a Nazi salute. That's a Nazi salute. I know a huge, huge
Nazi. I can't do Trump. I must have missed it. I don't know what the Nazi salute. I wrote down
if Ryan would like to show up, you know, show up to the podcast instead of doing what he's doing.
I know missing a lot of hobby comedy shows. He's not doing his own podcast. Oh, sleepy Ryan over
there. Sleepy fuck. I guess I'm the dominant Trump impersonator on this podcast. Hey, you're doing
great. Doing great. I'm going to say it loudly and proudly. I don't think anyone's going to stop me.
Not even Ryan. Give us more while I pull up the Nazi salute. I talked to Bob. Bob's a good friend
of mine. Said Ryan, Ryan, you got to you got to get on the podcast more. You got to show up.
I said, yeah, it was the wave. And now we're watching. What about Bob? Let's just hit the
pause button right here on a certain little Nazi salute. That's the lady from airplane. I saw her
waves. Damn, Amy. I mean, I mean, it's even so I said something like, oh, and he's going to have
something to say about this. Look, if I screenshot this and put it up, I was like, hey, do anyone see
that Bill Murray movie where he used to be a swat fucking Nazi? I don't know. But look, it's a
little like that's longer than a wave. And without the waving motion. Look, watch. There's a bow.
I didn't know Bill Murray. I thought he was kind of a weird guy. There's about two seconds of
about a second of no waving, just straight Nazi. Watch. He doesn't move that hand very much.
Wait for it. Nazi. Wait for it. Wait for it. Nazi, Nazi, Nazi wave. That's a full three seconds of
Nazi. One second of wave. You call that a wave. I call it a Heil Hitler. So I call that walking
through the woods looking out for spider webs. You know what? I'll give you that. All the answers.
Yeah. Yeah. If I walk it through anywhere, it's by hands. I put both hands up tentatively. Should
I take my hat off when I start swinging that shit around? I once had there was this right in front
of my house between these two trees, a full web. We're talking from each tree to each tree, giant
fucking spider right in the middle of it. And I'm just looking at it. And then I didn't realize that
some kid was fucking on his skateboard or bike or whatever behind me and went up on the sidewalk.
And before I could say anything, went straight into it. I'm talking either that spider might have hit
him right in the face or chest or neck, but he went right into it. It wrapped around him. I was like,
oh, it was awful. And you lived in LA at the time, right? Around the suburbs. Toby McGuire.
Yeah, he's going to be Spider-Man. Damn it. I should have jumped into the fucking weather.
Toby! There's a clip of Toby McGuire in some other movie where he puts a gun to his head
and it said Spider-Man the only way out. Cool. So B minus, B plus. Two B pluses. We got a B minus,
a B, three B pluses. It's a B plus. Yeah, there's no doubt about it. Let's leave that there.
One of our rare B pluses. Yeah. What about Bob? A B plus. What else would it be, right? I mean,
this is one of the best movies, one of the best comedies of all time. It's not offensive. I'd say
it's a top 10 comedy of all time. Yeah. Top 10. Well, it's, I would say- It's subjective, but for
the time frame, yeah. It's very subjective, but- So how many straight jackets will we rate this movie?
Oh yeah. So if we're doing our new system, yeah. Well, I mean, yeah, you say straight jackets. I
would say restraining. How many police officers out, how many police officers would it take to
either not be charmed and be able to actually physically restrain Bob out of five? We're going
to five. I go five neurotic goldfish is what I- Five neurotic goldfish. I do like Bob's, or sorry,
Scott, why'd I call you Bob? I just think it old bitches. So many Bob's. I gotta go through my old
bitch roll of eggs. Your old bitch files? Yeah. Bob's in the jeans. The two names.
Just the two old bitches. Just the two names. It's Bob and Mike. It just flips back and forth over
and over. Back and forth. Old bitch, old bitch, old bitch. So many old bitches. But yeah, okay.
Great movie. Let's do recreational recommendations. Does anybody have any? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Fuck
yeah, baby. Season three of The Bear, or if you haven't seen The Bear at all, the entire-
The whole thing. I've been meaning to check out The Bear. Are you saying it's that fucking good?
Yeah, there's three seasons. What are they, 30 minutes an episode or an hour? I think it's 30.
They vary, but yeah, between 30 and an hour. Most of them are around 30.
30 episodes. They released the whole season. I binged it all yesterday.
Yeah, it just came out like two days ago. I have it on my, and I didn't do it this week because of
all our stuff this week, but I will watch it this week. Really good cinematography, very funny,
good characters, good writing. From all I know, from what I can tell, it's restaurants and a chef.
Makes me miss- He might be working in a real kitchen.
It's so real. He's so real. He inherits this restaurant from The Punisher. Yeah. John Bernthal.
I know. Oh, that's funny. Yeah. He has been out just being a super chef,
like learning his whole life. Michelin star chef. Yeah. I'll check it out. That's been,
actually I just saw a thing on it the other day, a picture or something. It's amazing.
That actually looks interesting. Season three keeps up though? It does?
Yeah, season three's great. Yeah, awesome. The Bear?
Each season's different too. Yeah, because the one, it starts-
This one gets a little more serious. This isn't spoilers. He starts, this is just
synopsis. He starts when he inherits the restaurant from his brother that's failing.
They run it like shit. It's just like a shitty Italian beef kind of spot.
And it's him building it up a little bit and then at the end-
It's rocky but a chef. Right. And then they-
They make it, he's trying everything he can to make it really good without spoiling.
And then there's subplots like where the one gentleman goes to the other country,
the black chef in season two. Yeah, season two, yeah.
You kind of follow each character. All the employees around.
Yeah, that's kind of a spoiler. I feel like-
I'm not going to spoil anything. A little bit.
And then someone goes like, well that's season two shit.
If it's in the trailer, it's not a spoiler. Any time you-
Well, no. If it's in the trailer, it's not a spoiler.
If you don't watch the trailer, it's a spoiler.
Anyone who works in a kitchen would love this shit.
I was getting my hair cut and the trailer for Wolverine and Deadpool came on and I
closed my eyes until I figured enough time had passed and I think it did. And I'm glad.
How'd you shut your ears off? They don't have the sound.
Oh, they don't sound. But I would have. I would have walked away.
So are you going to wait until this movie becomes irrelevant to go see it?
Which one? Or are you going to get Deadpool-
Deadpool. No, he's going to opening weekend.
Well, my buddy invited me, well, at gunpoint, he demanded me, Tomas, to go,
we're going to go down to the San Diego area and go see it opening night.
And go see it in California? Yeah, and at IMAX, like an opening night.
Damn, I thought that would have been a perfect price bar.
Oh, no, absolutely. I'm going to Vegas and it would have been cool.
But we still can't go. I'll tell you this. I'll tell you this, guys. If you are willing.
I mean, if you're willing to watch it twice. OK, wait, we have to watch it eight times.
We could do a separate review on the twenty seven.
Since it's the are you going to be back on the twenty seventh or we skipping an episode that day?
Wait, is that the Saturday? Oh, yeah. When the movie when the movie comes out.
Yeah, I'm going to see it Friday night. I'll be back Saturday for the part.
OK, yeah, we could just do a review and release it that day.
We can we can even do our first we should do that.
I like you and go see the movie together on Saturday. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. Or just go see it again. I'll see you twice.
I don't think it would say no to that. Trust me.
I will have issues watching it the first time I'm going to be.
It's I'm going to be pissed off at something.
Someone's going to cheer and I'm going to miss a line and I'm going to be fucking
like pissed off the whole time, which is why I hate watching movies in the theater.
But yeah, I think a second time was going to get in the way of you
fucking that popcorn box, isn't it? Yeah. Oh, my God.
I will at some point, but that's neither here nor there.
It's like they finally understand they gave me a flashlight of the movie.
You know, can't wait for the Mac and me popcorn bucket.
So you just can't stay away from that.
No, I can't. I won't. I won't.
We'll clip it and immortalize it. So I want to put Mac in me.
That's all I want in Mac Mac Mac in me.
Whatever. Yeah.
Do they have real back? Oh, go on eBay.
I'm sure someone may look. We got to get Andy one.
Oh, yeah. But the thing is, yeah, they'll sell it to him. No problem.
But you have to tell us what you intend to do with it.
You're going to you're going to get on there and be like, I would like to buy this.
I intend to turn it into a flashlight.
And that's the only reason I'm buying it. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Seven hundred dollars.
Mac and me bottled action figure. That's too small.
You're not getting one. Oh, for three fifty.
There's one I can fuck. I feel like we've done this before.
There's a little sexy one right there. Oh, yeah.
And it. Oh, yeah. It's begging for it.
Look at what it's wearing. Look at him sucking on that straw.
Yeah, that's his whole thing, baby.
If I know one thing about Mac, it's got it's got DSL's
and loves a straw, baby.
Randy's in the other room like, I want some too.
Hey, guys. OK.
Brady's getting jealous.
Hey, shut the fuck up. I can't do sports right now.
Randy. Sorry, guys. No podcast today.
Randy beheaded my flesh.
I'm very upset today.
Just look, just look at that right there.
Randy killed my Mac and me.
Just look at that fucking look at that hole.
If you cover his eyes and his nose right now,
it looks like an asshole. Just real quick, cover his eyes.
No, I'm not doing it. Cover his eyes and nose.
And you're looking at Mac's asshole.
All right, we're done with this. This is now it's less of a big.
Now it's a real problem.
Now it's a character trait of yours.
Well, you stole mine with the bear.
I was going to do the bear, but I haven't seen it yet.
I was going to watch it this week.
Double recommendation.
Double recommendation for sure.
But also still, I'm going to stick with it.
The boys.
I'm two episodes behind.
Are you really?
Well, I had a lot.
I was going to ask you right after this if you were behind
because oh, my God.
Last episode was great. I know.
Oh, my God.
With the improv classes, with the Saturday that we had.
I know. Well, you have to catch up tonight.
And then did you? I don't know if I told you, but.
But.
Artie Five is already knowing.
Yeah, I already know Andy's hot take is that.
Oh, my God.
I'm here.
Come on.
You've watched your.
No, I'm not upset.
You're two episodes behind.
You don't know.
Are you know who Homelander is?
He's not a surprise reveal character.
Yeah, but I don't know if you get anything special in any of these episodes.
No, let's just.
An episode.
No, I'm not on for.
I'm three.
Three.
I've only seen the first three.
That's what I'm saying.
I think what you're talking about might be a four.
Great recommendations.
No, no, no.
Just ready to.
As a character in.
Brandon.
Hey, Brandon, do you have a recommendation, Brandon?
Brandon.
Shut the fuck up, Brandon.
Oh, hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Dragon Ball Super is like it's it looks like you didn't say fucking anything right there.
You know what I'm talking about?
Did you turn your mic off?
Is my mic on?
They're all on.
Brandon died.
We've been talking to a ghost.
She's been in our minds this whole time.
Actually, let's find out later.
Sorry if you can't hear Brandon.
Brandon without a D.
If anyone's been saying his name wrong this whole time.
Andy will just do his best to dub his voice in with his own voice.
Yeah.
Hey, guys, I'm Brandon.
I can't do his voice.
I can't.
I don't want to know how.
That's that's his ghost.
I was just sort of doing that drop kick Murphy song.
Probably not even right.
Because I don't think that's how the song goes.
I don't think it's that part.
I don't know if that's drop kick Murphy's or the Batman theme.
What the fuck?
Wait, which Batman theme?
Oh, yeah, that was good.
What's the other Batman?
What's the?
Oh, shit.
No, that's.
That's Godzilla.
No, I was doing another Rick Godzilla.
My final watch.
Did you?
Oh, yeah.
It was great.
Yeah, it's a good movie.
It's a little slow.
Yeah, minus one.
The Japanese one.
So boring.
It's a little slow.
This was still a good thing.
Everyone just wants destruction porn.
No, it's a good movie.
That's all I want.
Thank you.
Yeah.
If you just want destruction porn, it's not for you.
But I want a good one with Heisenberg versus Godzilla.
That's great.
And kick ass versus Godzilla.
No, listen, I watched those two and every fucking Godzilla movie.
Too many humans, too many fucking humans in Godzilla movies.
I don't give a fuck about if some girl can communicate with fucking King Kong.
I don't give a shit.
Bro, do you even nuance?
Oh, no, listen, Godzilla 2000 was great only because of Matthew Roderick.
Yeah.
And the stadium full of the eggs.
That was pretty cool.
But that's also complete nostalgia because that movie sucks.
And we all know it.
It was terrible.
It was some fucking bullshit.
They're all terrible.
The only good thing to come out of that movie was the Green Day song that they made for it.
That, uh, go, go, Godzilla.
I'm having trouble.
Godzilla.
Oh, my God.
Go, Godzilla.
That's Alice Cooper.
And that came out a long time ago.
80s.
Yeah, he also that was right around the time of Feed My Frankenstein.
Feed my Frankenstein.
Wait, no, that's not the song.
That's not how it goes.
I have no idea what you're making up right now.
It's not the tune.
Brandon, Brandon, what do you think about the old Godzilla?
Yeah, which one?
Which one?
I was just looking at the scene.
Oh, he's just trying to get into the scene.
Oh, really?
This is Garfield minus Garfield.
This is Fried Rice Podcast minus Brandon.
It's all of us just having an insane manic episode about what about Bob?
Where we're responding to no one.
Three guys all insane.
Shared Delusion.
It will be the title of this one.
What about Bob?
The Fried Rice Podcast Shared Delusion of Brandon.
Brandon made a good pick too late.
I already killed him.
Too late, I already killed him.
I mean, Brandon made the pick.
Who's Brandon?
Who do you keep referring to?
Oh, that's one of the best South Parks of all time.
When they decide to cold shoulder and pretend Cartman isn't real.
And so Cartman goes to the playground.
He's like, hey guys, you know, like what's up?
And they all just pretend he's not real.
And he goes, oh my God, am I dead?
And like everyone ignores him.
So he starts running around.
He's like, ah, ah.
And like all the adults are just walking by looking at him.
And they're walking by, that's a fucked up kid or whatever.
And then he goes to Butters' house.
He goes, ah, ah.
And Butters goes, hey Cartman, you can see me.
And he starts haunting Butters.
And the best part of it was when he goes home and he sees the
plumbers pulling out a toilet in a Cartman sized box.
And it's like, well, it was too full of KFC chicken wings or
chicken skin.
And it clogged the system.
So he had to get rid of it.
And he thinks it's his body being pulled away.
And then when he thinks his mom's moaning in the, in the, in
the, like her mom, she's getting fucked.
It's so good.
So good.
He's all crying.
She's like, ah.
Ah.
That's the best, one of the best South Parks of all time.
All right.
Well, I recommend South Park, that episode.
Go watch it.
So anyway, this has been the podcast.
Next week's movie.
Oh yeah.
Oh shit.
I'm so sorry.
Yeah.
I skipped.
You thought I died?
I was literally about to do that.
You thought I died?
Everybody's fucking dying.
Austin, we keep, you see these other two people too, right?
Yeah.
Wait, what?
Wait.
Hold on.
Brendan, you see Austin in my, right?
No one's here.
Just look at it, just me talking this whole time doing voices.
Bob never answers the phone.
Butterfly Effect, the podcast version.
Oh shit.
All right, Mike.
So we, we go in, we go in order here.
Oh, by the way, our rating system, fuck it's B through F and then there's a W for waste
of time.
That's why we all gave it a B instead of an A. We really love the movie.
In case you were wondering, it's your first time listening.
Five neurotic goldfish.
Five neurotic goldfish out of five neurotic goldfish, if you get the drift.
Five neurotic goldfish out of five straight jackets.
That's about as crazy of a fucking answer you can have for this one.
So, all right, so our order has been, we had, we had Brendan with us last week.
It's going to be Mike this week.
I will be the following week.
Mike, what?
Okay.
Wait, does that not how it goes?
I thought it goes in the circle that we're sitting in.
Is that always how it's been?
Yeah.
Yeah, you picked after the dark.
Oh, was that before Brendan?
Yes.
I always thought it was after Mike.
I'm so sorry.
I'm after Austin.
All right, so we're doing it in a circle order.
My bad.
Austin will be after Mike.
I will wait to drop my super fucking dope ass movie that I picked for next week.
We've heard that before.
No, this one's fucking awesome, I think, if I remember it correctly.
I haven't seen it in years.
I hope there's not a teacher trying to fuck any students because that's what happened
last time I hadn't seen a movie in years that I thought was fucking cool.
So, when do you hear what happened to me this week with the other movie?
You should just fucking watch it.
So, okay.
Mike, what's your movie?
My movie for this week, listen, we're going to go completely different.
Okay, fuck.
Because I'm trying to do genres and we've been comedy, horror, you know, action.
That's what movies are, Mike.
Can I take a stab as to what we have in common?
Take a stab as to what the genre is.
Okay, so we've done family friendly, we've done action, we've done comedy.
I'm going to say foreign.
We haven't done romance, we haven't done foreign, we haven't done, oh, God,
we haven't done foreign romance, romantic comedy, would fall into that same blanket.
We haven't done mysteries.
We haven't done LGBT.
We haven't done LGBT, specifically.
Right.
We haven't done.
It is.
I heard that, he's picking a gay fucking movie.
Well, I mean, but which one?
I mean, if you picked like Milk, that might be a decent one to watch, right,
because that's like an Academy Award.
I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry.
Oh, Chuck and Larry, well, okay, now is Chuck and Larry pro or anti,
this is a discussion.
It doesn't matter.
All right, Mike.
You're trying to guess.
What genre?
I was thinking like mystery.
Okay.
Animated, we've done, have we?
Yeah, we've done animated.
Have we?
Yes, we did.
Comic Con, someone picked it.
Anime.
Oh, we know, that's an anime.
Have we done an anime?
It's still animated.
Have we done a classically animated?
No, not classically animated.
Technically, technically, Scanner Darkly.
Scanner Darkly, yeah.
Well, that's Rotoscope.
I don't even really count that.
That's a form of animation.
That's the original animation.
I guess I'm considering like American animation.
Yeah, I don't know what you mean.
That's American animation.
Disney stuff.
That's a Disney.
Yeah, he means Disney.
I'm sorry, I'm not trying to be an asshole.
No, it's fine.
We haven't done.
I can't help myself.
I'm not trying.
But be an asshole.
It's just me, I'm sorry.
I'm an asshole.
It's okay, I'm not real, Andy.
You're not an asshole.
You're not even there.
You drive three hours to be here, and I respect and love you.
Let's see, I'm just trying to think of what fucking genre Mike could have picked.
Black.
Oh, black exploitation.
You also have Quentin Tarantino.
Okay, can we get a decade, Mike?
We haven't done a Tarantino.
Can we get a decade?
You know how I feel about Tarantino, right?
You love Tarantino.
Right.
We haven't done a Tarantino, and that's a genre all of its own.
And we also haven't done a Robert Rodriguez.
Robert Rodriguez, yeah, that's my favorite.
We haven't done Grindhouse style.
No.
So that's my guess.
Okay, your guess is Grindhouse.
Now, what I went with was Western.
Oh, we haven't done a Western, which you're not a Western guy.
And I'm not a Western fan, but I saw this and it looked interesting.
Fuck yeah.
It's newer, but I'd not heard of it.
It's called, speaking of the Punisher, it's called One Ranger.
Oh, I haven't heard of this.
Me neither.
Thomas Jane.
Okay.
Does it look violent?
2023.
Didn't even watch the trailer.
Oh, fuck.
I hope it's violent.
Saw the star, the cover, and said, hey, that looks interesting.
Why not?
I like Thomas Jane.
It looks like a more modern Western, not a...
Okay.
Mike, I hope to God this is one of those cool bone tomahawk situations where you're going
to get like a revenge-fueled Clint Eastwood style, gun them up.
I hope so too, but I have no idea.
I swear to God, if this is a Bridges of Madison County situation, Mike, we're getting into
some romantic cowboy shit.
Pull up the trailer.
Let's watch the trailer together.
None of us succeeded, including me.
Is this going to make me...
But I'm not changing the pick no matter what.
Let's watch the trailer.
Mike, is this going to make me not mad at Thomas Jane anymore?
For not doing Punisher again?
No idea.
Because he's just like, I don't want to do it.
I did it once, but really we know it because they weren't going to give him the outrageous
amount of money.
But Ray Stevenson did a great job as Punisher in War Journal, and he's awesome.
I think Jon Bernthal is a great Punisher replacement.
I think Jon Bernthal is the best Punisher so far, really.
But Thomas Jane is the original Punisher.
That movie is fucking awesome.
It is awesome.
Yeah, no, I liked all iterations.
I wish I had a pick now that I think about it.
And he won't do it again.
I'm hoping...
If they want to save a multiverse...
No multiverse.
If they multiverse him in CGI, I'm just like, come on, come on, Thomas Jane.
But Jon Bernthal, I hate.
Not as an actor.
He's amazing in everything he does.
It's because I was foolish enough to watch the first season of Walking Dead, and because
of his portrayal of that character...
Everyone sees him as that guy and it's bad.
So he did too good a job now I hate him.
Honestly, he's a great actor.
I can't get over it.
It's one of those things, it's like I haven't watched The Punisher Show because I'm just
like, give this an ass.
You haven't watched The Punisher?
The Punisher Show is pretty good.
It's amazing.
This will blow your mind.
I haven't watched any of the Netflix Marvel stuff.
There's no point now it's all retconned.
Well, there's still a point to watch the many, many hours of Marvel content that Netflix
produced.
I just, for some fucking reason...
Well, not all of them, but most of them.
You know what it was?
I think I started with Luke Cage and I think I fell asleep too many times trying to get
through it.
It's boring.
And then in my mind, I was thinking, I think the Netflix universe is just a slower, more
boring, grounded universe that I'm not into.
It's definitely darker and slower.
But I've seen like fucking awesome fight scenes from Daredevil.
Daredevil's amazing.
The hallway fight's awesome.
The kingpin fight is awesome.
So like, okay, yeah, I've seen some cool shit.
It might be worth binging one day.
Daredevil and Punisher are definitely worth binging.
It feels too slow, but I also feel that way about...
I'm starting to feel that way about a lot of things now.
It's like I'm starting to feel like movies shouldn't, there shouldn't be an hour and
a half like rec.
Make shorter content or make it more interesting because like, I don't care about all the little
care, like the little bullshit.
You're kind of right because an hour and a half seems like not enough for the character
development.
That's why these series on TV that are eight hours of that are better when they're actually
stretched out a little bit.
If they're filling their time correctly.
Correct.
But I'm saying when you get enough time to actually fill it out.
But in movies, what happens a lot of time is they half fill everything out because they
don't have enough time.
But if they go too short, it also, it's movies are kind of the wrong way.
The one hour episode episodic where you get five, six, some of the special event things
that have just been six episodes and that's it have been great.
And then
remember the original mini series it, they gave it two movies worth of time to cover
the thing.
Right.
And we also got it with these two new, but like the mini series got like a two part and
we also got the two fully produced movies like yeah, giving a thing a little bit more
time is good, but also think too much time.
Right.
When you're trying to tell a more complete story.
So if you're going to tell a story that takes longer than an hour and a half to tell correctly,
put it on TV format.
If you have something that can be told in an hour and a half where all the time is used
and allotted properly, we're not just you have a basic idea for something that you could
put some celebrities in as a vehicle for stardom and then just put enough, enough fucking establishing
shots of whatever some blah, blah, blah, dump some exposition and then just have a Fast
and Furious movie.
Right.
Like I don't care about that anymore.
Yeah.
I don't need a Fast and Furious mini series.
That's a good example, but a Fast and Furious movie, that's the right link.
I hate that whole point you were trying to make.
I was just thinking about how funny it would be if I just started inserting kissy noises
into the mic.
I don't even think that episode is.
I don't think we have every.
Oh, well, I think I don't know if he ever gave us the, he might not have ever given
me the thing.
Yeah.
When Jesse says that, don't put kissing noises in this fucking Oscar, you son of a bitch.
We got like, like, listen, Dario.
Callback, baby.
Dario.
I wasn't even involved.
The trolling stopped.
So the movie is one ranger starring Thomas Jane.
We can all hope to God it's got some action in it.
And it's not a romance movie because Mike blindly picked a Western.
At least it's not going to be.
Blindly picked a to be Western, which we are all going to dedicate an hour or more talking
about.
At least it's not, at least it's not like a gay movie, Brokeback Mountain.
At least it's one ranger.
If anything, it's going to be him jacking off.
Well, yeah, one ranger.
That's no, it's definitely the description.
The description makes it sound like it has action.
I would say Brokeback Mountain actually was up for Oscars and shit.
That would probably be a good movie to watch, you know?
Yeah.
Like I've never seen it, but it's it's not it doesn't interest me.
This looked like it had action.
Well, I don't really like slow romance movies.
The the exception to the rule might be lost in translation if we're going to talk about
Bill Murray movies.
That's one of my absolute favorites of his.
But that's also because I think I was obsessed with Japan culture at the time and that the
whole movie takes place in Japan with two Americans meeting in Japan and falling kind
of in love with each other while they each like it's kind of they shouldn't.
I like that movie.
But when it comes to like a Western, I hope to God.
But all right.
Well anyway, this has been a pretty good episode.
I like it.
Thanks for coming out, guys.
This has been Fried Rice podcast with me as always.
It is Mike.
If he was live in Western times, he would have died a long time ago from being shot
or diarrhea or or probably shit anything back then.
So probably just a paper cut.
And he's gone because the gangrene would set in Larson except for I'm cellos.
Here with us as always is Brennan.
If he was in western times, they would their minds would be blown by his theme song.
Not that I don't know.
And shiply up to Boston.
Shit.
Don't fuck with me with me here with us as always is Austin.
If he was alive in western times, his beard would totally fit in.
Feral men's mental health matters.
It's a noise and such a dick move.
I've been your host, Andy Rice.
If I was alive in western times, I would be part of some sort of traveling show and I
would have some weird STD.
We selling us all cocaine and bottles.
Yeah.
I'm Andy Rice and this has been Fried Rice podcast, we've been fried, we've been Rice,
we've been podcast.
Thank you so much.
Have a good one.
Later.
Goodbye.