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I feel good. I feel great. I feel wonderful. I feel good. I feel great. I feel wonderful.

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And I'm scared to do this, but welcome to a very, very sensitive topics across the board

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episode of Fried Rice podcast. I am your host, whose probably biggest problem is that I go

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on tangents that nobody asked for. Andy Rice. With, let's get fried with me. As always is

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Michael, his biggest problem is not only his stupid fucking nickname that he after months

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won't drop, but it's that he won't fucking die. He just fucking refuses to die. This

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old bitch just keeps on living. Larson. That's cause I'm cellios, motherfucker. Fuck you.

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With us as always, it's Brendan. His biggest problem is da da da da da da da da da da

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shipley up to Boston. That's right. I have no problems with this is always is Austin.

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His biggest problem is he lives too far away, causing him to drive hours and hours and hours

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for a podcast that makes no money, has no listeners. And really it's just an excuse

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for four friends to hang out and have fun. We're basically sex in the city. Feral. Check

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me out on frost wire and welcome everybody. Uh, this has been a long fucking week. It

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started with Austin and I last week doing the most insane four podcasts schedule with

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a comedy show right in the middle of it day going from noon until four or five in the

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morning. I'm surprised we didn't end up killing each other. Yeah, we spent 15 hours together.

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That was a test of friendship and I think we both passed. We made you think that completely

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compromised in me convinced Andy that the Mr. Hans video included Steve Aoki. Well,

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okay. He's like, he's like, I know he had a good reason why, but we just let it go because

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we're like talking about the Mr. Hans videos. We were talking about fucked up videos online

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and Mr. Hans video and we didn't say what was in it. Just the Mr. Hans video. Oh yeah,

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I know that one. And he's like, wait, is that the one with the guy from Lincoln park? And

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I'm like, yes, yes it is actually. It's one of his earlier works before he joined Lincoln

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park. In my mind, I hear, uh, Mr. Hans, I hear Mr. Ha it's like track 11, I think on

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hybrid theory. I'll play it for you. And if you tell me that you don't think of that anytime

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someone says Mr. Hans, like it's literally ingrained in it's a core memory of mine is

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the Mr. Hans DJ track. That might've even been one of the like seminal songs that made

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me enjoy EDM music. Well, that might've sparked it. The real Mr. Hans is a core trauma that

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a lot of people remember even more. I don't know if I know either one of them. Oh, well

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that was a darker podcast. We're a little cleaner over here at pride rice. A little

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bit. Yeah. I forgot to mention it is pride month. This is the last episode of pride month.

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I think we're, we're pride rise podcast. Pride rise, pride rise podcast. I can't believe

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we didn't think of that all month. We didn't do that once, but this is also going to come

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out in July. So it's an even better, yeah. Um, full curtain pull. So earlier this week,

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Mike and I, we, uh, did a, uh, we taught an improv course at the local city summer camp

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here. There was about what? 40 kids, um, all high school. It was a two day intensive training.

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Um, I led it. Mike helped me. Um, he helped wrangle the kids, helped motivate some of

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the more problematic kids into doing stuff. He was very instrumental in my, uh, I couldn't

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have done it without you, Mike. Thank you. That's the wife teacher coming out. I know

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the kids, the dad energy. He needed a dad. None of them heard the podcast before. Well,

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here's the thing. So they kept asking, they kept asking us, Hey, can we, uh, listen? I'm

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like, no, this is how, this is how it was introduced. Um, this is how it, well, it,

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I was introduced was the, the Diane who runs the, uh, the children's theater. She says

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to them, this is Andy rice. He's, well, first off, she said, uh, she introduced another

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comic, um, one of our comics, uh, Chelsea, she introduces Chelsea. She goes, here's Chelsea.

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She's super funny. Everyone loves her. She's great. Uh, she's going to give us a hand

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today. Everyone's like, yay. And then she goes, and here's Andy. I think he's funnier

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than her on stage and he has a podcast. And I'm like, no, don't tell him I have a podcast.

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The Kingman episodes only just those two episodes. That's it. Yeah. And I was like, no, no, no,

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uh, don't look that up kids. And then literally Friday when we did the showcase, I had three

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kids come up to me. They're like, Hey, Mr. Andy, we found your podcast. And I'm like,

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how? Like it's your name. We saw your car. Yeah. And I'm like, no, no, no, don't listen

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to it. And they're like, and we run your shirt. They literally, uh, it's like, and we read

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the title of the last episode, which is I think the star Wars and porn special for some

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reason. Yeah. For some reason. Oh God, that was uncomfortable. Um, but the, the classes

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went great. Mike is even suggesting that I post the 30 minutes of, um, footage that he

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got from me, uh, teaching because he says it came out pretty good. Uh, I know that the

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kids were engaged, which is, I don't think you see something very often anymore. Like

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these are teens that I would say at least 75% of them at all time were like eyes locked,

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paying attention, trying to absorb what I'm saying. Yeah. It helps a lot when they want

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to be there. Cause they're all the drama kids and it's a drama camp. So there's of course,

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20, 25% that are like, uh, what if I embarrassed myself? I'm too cool for this. The boys in

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the back. So I made a joke. Uh, we were doing one liners and we were playing world's worst,

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which is, uh, you get an occupation and then you just kind of come up with as, as many

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examples of like the world's worst version of it, you know, to just try to work it to

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death and mine, uh, there was a few funny ones. Like we got librarian and one kid came

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out, uh, when someone came out and they were like, shut up, you know, like screaming. I'm

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like, that's funny. And then I came out and I passed the book. I'm like, and I'm not talking

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to anybody in particular. So I just, I'm just like, why don't you check me out instead?

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Right? Like I'm thinking that's like a creepy librarian. And one of the kids, uh, sees this

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and she's like, Oh, I'm going to bleach my eyes out. I thought it was so fucking funny.

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I was like, savage. I would have just sat if I got librarian, worse one, I would just

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be a blind kid. Oh yeah. No, that's funny. They were, they were savage though. Cause

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they, even the teacher on the first time we tried to play that, remember the teacher like

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finally had to step in and go, okay, oh, last darkness. Yeah. Kids are dark now. Remember

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that kid in Kingman is like killing dogs and homeless. Like, it was like, how old are you

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up on the streets? He was like the coolest, most bad ass anime nerds you've ever met.

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Like imagine from any movie or show where you have the drifter loner, like cool kid

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who lives on the street. Maybe he does drugs, maybe Spicoli. He's Spicoli, but then, but

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then like put them in a Fox mask at an anime convention and all of those little anime girls

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thought he was like the coolest fucking dark Spicoli. That's what he's dark Spicoli. He's

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he's nerd Spicoli. He's a yeah. Spicoli would beat this kid up. Like he goes to homeless

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encampments and he's playing magic cards while everyone else is trying to eat, you know,

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he's trying to sell his magic cards for crack. You're going to buy this. Man, I got a, I

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got a man. All we got is ramen. He's like, what are you kidding? I love the shit. I'll

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eat it dry. Like I'll eat dry ramen bitch. All I got are land pieces. But I'm going to

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deal with the ramen. My 11 year old ramen specifically, you guys eat ramen, right? What?

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How does a piece of every piece of that packet end up in a different spot? What do you mean?

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11 year old. That's young kids. Well, open a pack of ramen. There's only two things there.

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There's the plastic. It comes in and there's a packet inside and you put water in it, right?

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Yeah. Somehow I find a packet on one side of the room, the, the ramen flavoring packet

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on the other side of the room. You just, the cup on the other side. That just sounds like

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a disrespectful kid. Exactly. That's a young kid. My 15 year old does it. You need to bring

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him into that room and beat him over each piece. But you cook it all in the same spot.

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How do you move? No, it's not that. It's that when you're doing it, you open it, you put

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it all together right in the same spot. How do you move from spot to spot? I don't think

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that's the confusing part. Here's what you do is you make them eat it dry until they

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learn to pick up their trash. Yeah. I see that doesn't work. Crush it up. You put the

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powder in there. Like that's how you can eat it. You'll get wet hot ramen. You do not know

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11 year olds. They do not care. They want to know that they're very fragile and easy

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to beat. The firmness of the noodles depends on their, their, how well they're, uh, how

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well they put away their trash. If you want hard noodles, you continue your actions. If

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you want noodley noodles, that requires me to go do it. It's the promise me letting her

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do it. Your, your wife doing the grand daughter. No cooking of the ramen. Oh, well, no, that's

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not the problem. Like the problem is that they're disrespectful. I think the solution

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is a belt or carry a bottle, carry a bottle of scorpion pepper, Tabasco in your pocket

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at all times. And if you find a piece of it, you just go dump a bunch of it in her, in

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her. He doesn't know serenity. She doesn't care. She'll be like, Oh, shook care. Shook

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care. This is the shook care. This is that did anyone use the hot sauce as the, um, bad

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mouth or bad, bad language trick. Was it soap or hot sauce for you guys growing up? Hot

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sauce didn't work. My grandkids all love. No. How about for you growing up? Oh, me?

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It was, uh, for me, I think from, I think I got both up till age, maybe five or six

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until I started to like enjoy the taste. I think it was Tabasco hot sauce. My dad would

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put like a few drops on my tongue and make me like sit there with my tongue out. And

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that, that sucked, right? Like that's hot. But, um, no, I got Dawn once, which was the

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one. Dawn, it's a bar of soap. No, not dark, not poison your child. Where's your mother?

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I know your mom. I'm going to give her a fucking earful next time I see her. I just got threatened

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with military school. Oh yeah. I got threatened to go to West Virginia to live with my, my

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family out there. I don't know why that was always the solution. I don't think it was

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a solution. More than just they were sick and fucking tired of me. And they were like,

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you know what? Maybe we just get rid of them for a year or two and ship them off. But they

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didn't do it. You would have been a way different person. You would have been a wave. You would

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have been, Oh dude, fuck. I would be, uh, like I'd have more guns. I'd, uh, I'd probably

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be like, you'd be a piece of shit is what you'd be fucking. I have family out there

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and they're just a bunch of stupid, pick pieces of shit. And I fucking hate them, dude. I'm

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glad you didn't go to Virginia. I was currently talking about my family that lives in the

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same place you're talking about right now. Um, that is who I was currently referencing.

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I, they were going to send me to maybe they're the smart ones. Maybe they're the smart ones.

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I don't know. Maybe they're the people in Virginia that read governor. Well, listen,

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I think they're, I think they're, they're fairly West Virginia, but they're good people.

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Uh, Mike, my cousin, second cousin, first cousin once removed something to that degree.

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Uh, who I'm close with Nate, she, her husband, he's a cop, but he has a, a gun shop in his

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garage called the bullet hole. It's fucking awesome. When I was a kid, he just rolls open

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the garage door and I just see like, like a hundred, maybe 200 guns. That is the most

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West. Yeah, but it's a legit shop. It was legit as fuck. It's got a license and everything.

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He's, he is the police, right? Uh, in that little tiny fucking podunk town that he lives

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in bro. That was sick though. He had acres of land. We just took guns out in the back

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and shot trees and shit. It was just that long ago, you know, and you think about it

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now it's like, we were just thinking about when I was a kid, when I was like 10 and like

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Egyptian, the Roman empire, I ran away from home, right? We were best friends with Charlie.

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I don't even know that I'm going to California or whatever. And of course my grandma's the

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opposite way. We, we got, there's gold. We got a city bus in Dallas, go to grandma's

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house, right? On a city bus across that we convinced him to drop us off right in front

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of my grandma's house and Dallas is a big city. So I was just thinking today, if some

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kid ran away from home, got on a bus in Dallas, can't even imagine it'd be gone. Well, I

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had a phone like that all the time. We could go anywhere and do anything. My dad, uh, was

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one of three students at his elementary school that were deemed the poorest and most disadvantaged

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kids. So they got to go for free to a summer camp. And when they went to the summer camp,

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he was the only white kid in it. Um, but he still had like, but he said he had a great

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time and that gave him like an appreciation for other cultures. But the saddest part is

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that when it camp ended, they dropped him off in downtown LA and his entire family forgot

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he was on me. He was on a summer camp that he needed to get picked up or anything. He

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was just in downtown LA in the sixties or the fifties, right? And just alone and made

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it. But I figured you drop a kid off in downtown LA today. You never hear from them again.

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Too many fucking freaks and weirdos. Speaking of where there are, there were, there are

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just as many then and we didn't know about it. Speaking of freaks and weirdos, uh, well,

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we can get into the movie, but let's do, what are we smoking real quick? Freaks and weirdos.

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What are we smoking? What are we smoking? 14 minutes. Okay. I packed a bowl of some

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more gremlin peach pie. I've got a, unless you brought the same kind, but I brought,

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I have a one gram Cali Tropic, Tropicali? Mine I brought baby Jeter infused high tide.

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Is it sativa? Yeah. Fuck yeah. Let's try high tide. I haven't tried that one. Are they?

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I was just kind of mumbling. You gotta talk directly into the microphone. Okay. I'm sorry.

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I'll turn myself up. Right into the pee hole of the microphone. I'll just turn myself up

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just a bit. Okay. There we go. Um, and we're going to smoke the joint that Austin brought

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from last week, uh, that we haven't gotten into yet. Moroccan peaches, I believe it was.

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Moroccan peaches. Ooh. So peach pie, Moroccan peaches, high tide. Way to not be in theme,

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but okay. Uh, great. So speaking of freaks, the movie we watched this week was the classic.

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What about Bob? I didn't get the year. 91, 91, 1991, Bill Murray. Is it Richard Dreyfus?

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Yes. Richard Dreyfus, Bill Murray and others, the kid from hook and Dick Tracy as his son.

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Uh, so yeah, this is one of the most iconic comedies of all time. He's a neurotic patient,

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Bill Murray, and he gets, uh, pawned off to a new doctor. And that new doctor is going

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on vacation and Bob is not okay with that. And he goes to the guy's house or goes to

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the vacation home and causes fucking chaos for Richard Dreyfus only. Yeah. Everyone else

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loves Bob. So I'm surprised he didn't side, didn't make a Richard Dreyfus the bad guy.

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Cause most people, when they watch this movie, they can relate to Richard Dreyfus. Like I

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know somebody like that. Oh, not me. That's because he is Bob. What are you talking about?

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I hope he cannot be that he can't make Richard Dreyfus. I wrote down, I hope Leo's wife leaves

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him for Bob and Bob's like banging a fangner in his house. He's like, look, I fuck, I'm

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fucking, I'm a fucker. Like when he's sailing, I'm sailing. The most going down. Who is the

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bad guy in this? Andy, that's a good question. Um, I think the, uh, well, no, I have, I don't

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know if there is a bad guy. I think mental illness is something that we don't, you shouldn't

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joke about. Um, what was the, why did we watch this movie? Wait a minute. I do have some

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thoughts about, um, like, you know, why were Anna's friends so cool with unsafely tying

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a grown man to a boat and then just kind of silently hanging back while Anna sits up front

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and they listen to this man just yell, I'm sailing over and over again. I thought they

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maybe have mental illnesses that would get, we shouldn't talk about, um, I feel like the

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parents leaving a grown man alone inside a room with their boy that they had just met

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and, uh, them just having their own little fucking calling each other cocksuckers and

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shit. Uh, you know, like, Oh, what about an important part of that is that kids are fucking

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dark is that kids, it just cuts to the, I'm going to die. You're going to die. There's

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no getting out of it. Death is scary. Are you afraid to death? Yeah. But okay, let's,

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I got the bad guy. You ready? Okay. Bad guys, the couple that sold them the house, the couple

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that sold the house, they had a contract. They didn't, they wanted to buy the house.

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Wait, they were saving up for it. If you're talking about whatever, it's not there. That's

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what I'm saying. The old couple that we're like cheering every time something bad happens.

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Yeah. That was the bad guy. They, no, they, they are the victims. Those are the first

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two members of Bob's cult in the sequel. Actually, I will say this. If there was a sequel, I

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would love to follow them. Uh, they're, their kids trying to like, um, I don't know. Oh,

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get the house from. No, no. If there was a sequel to one of Bob, it would be Bob's kids

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with, with, uh, Richard Dreyfus's sister. And then they come over for a family reunion

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at the lake house. And then Richard Dreyfus has to deal with a bunch of what about Bob's

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and that's what you call what about Bob's and he names each one of his kids, Bob in

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different versions. Like Bobby with a Y Bobby with an IE Robert, Roberta Robert, uh, and

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then all the, what about Bob's come over and make Richard Dreyfus's life a living hell.

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That would be fantastic. That's what about, that's a sequel. I made that up right now.

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And I think it's one of the best I've come up with. But, uh, wait, someone has to get

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fucked though in order for it to be an Andy Rice original. Uh, something has to be turned

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into a flesh light. Um, I opened it up with, uh, he's got all those little puppets. There

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we go. I wrote down, I swear to God, if Andy brings out Randy on this episode, I should,

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I should have, um, I, it opens with a Zen goldfish just fucking pop it around on a black

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screen and I fucking loved it. I'm just sitting there going, I love this. Yeah. My next note.

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Oh, great. How long into this movie on their notes are they going to put, look, it's Andy.

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Uh, instantly. Where is it? I do one of you. I was like, this is basically Andy. Yeah.

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Yep. And then I also wrote, all right. How does this guy have money? How does he have

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an apartment? Well, he has a job. Does he work from home? Was that the whole thing?

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I don't think that I don't think it was a real job. I think he just pretended to work

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like he's like, I'm going to work and clock clocks in and here's my notes. Ready? Number

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one. Hello fishy. Number two. I feel good. I feel great. I feel wonderful. Hello, Andy.

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Yeah. Yeah. So all three of you. Yeah. Fuck you. I didn't write it down, but I thought

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it literally, that was my second note. It was like, Oh God, right when he's sitting

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there going, I feel good. I feel great. I feel wonderful. Just trying to prep himself

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for the day. I didn't think of that part. I just like, this is what I do when I'm hung

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over. Was it when he used tissue to open a door? Was it when, uh, like, w w like that's,

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I think were the most like when he, when he's walking down the street, afraid of all the

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people touching him and shit. I was like, yep. I was mine. And the other one was the

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elevator because I was like, that's me. I don't want to get in that elevator. He gets

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in and he just yells on the way down. I love it. Bill Murray is so good in this role. It's

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more than just a note I had to put down. Um, it's the little things that I like in this.

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So like there's lots of little things that just, uh, like when Richard Dreyfus is giving

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him the book, I like that he pretends to kind of look for it, kind of look for a book and

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then just grabs all here. You know, like I love that. That was the improv and you, cause

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I thought the same thing as a nice object work. Yeah, that was, yeah, that was great.

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It was really good. It was, it was like solid fucking, um, solid. So, uh, I think the baby

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steps is very funny when he takes actual baby steps and it's actually working like baby

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steps out the office, baby steps back in the office, baby steps in the elevator. I just

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start screaming. I love it. Um, okay. Then I, I guess my next note was about the boat.

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So I know a lot happens from there. He impersonates an FBI officer. He, uh, he calls them repeatedly.

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He prays a prostitute. It's not you. That hooker was a Tony Soprano sister in Sopranos.

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Yeah. Yeah. That's the one. I don't want no California bullshit. That's funny. One of

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the notes I took when he was in there during his interview, when he was like reading off

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all of the symptoms that he has, like all of his ailments, I was like, that totally

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reminds me of like when I got a medical card, like, yeah, I got this. I can't sleep. My

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back hurts. I need weed. My, I got my medical card from a, uh, like literally just a number

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that you call and, or no, you go online, you pay them like, what was it? Like 45 bucks.

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Do you get a video consultation from a doctor? My video consultation lasted about one second.

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The video popped up. I saw a doctor's face flash for a second. The video ended and then

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the card was a certified. So thanks. I went to an actual office. The guy had a doctor's

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coat on and glasses to make them look official. I guess he was eating a CPK and he offered

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me pizza. I'm like, I'm good. I just want a Med card. Just like disguise glasses with

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the nose cut off. It kind of felt like it. That's funny. I'm Dr. Bud. Yeah. Uh, so he

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gets out to the family. Uh, he gets out there. He's delightful to certain people, right?

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Like I, I actually think Bob might be the villain. I know that mental illness is going

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to be your take on this poor therapist works hard for his family. Family doesn't appreciate

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him. I mean, listen, his son's a bitch. Just dive into the fucking ocean or dive into the

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lake. Like he says he wasn't going to let go. I mean he did, but that wasn't his fault.

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It was fucking Bob. The villain came over. Just kind of a normal dude going through life

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until he meets Bob. He's a success. Not even just a normal guy. He has a successful practice.

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He just came out with a book. Uh, good day. LA wants to fucking interview him at his vacation

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home that he worked hard to make. Right. He has a beautiful family. He's a doting wife.

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She's very kind. She loves him. Right. His son, a little bit morbid, kind of a bitch,

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but kind of typical though, like family, right? And his daughter has problems. First off,

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I mean her friends are weird with the whole also, but very also typical. It was actually

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very well done as somebody who has children and watch them grow through those ages. Very

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typical. Here's the thing though. Bob is so selfish and so self centered that like it's

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hard to like him. I don't know how you can. I don't know how you can like Bob in the slightest.

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He's manipulative. When he gets sent to the insane asylum, he turns down his craziness

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just to turn on his charm so that he gets out of that particular situation so that he

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can latch back onto his obsession, which is a Leo Martin Marvin. Maybe at that point,

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the baby steps worked, right? No, no, no, no. Because baby steps worked right away for

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him. Yeah. Do you think, do you think Bob evolves over the course of the movie? Do you

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think he actually gets better? I think it's more comfortable with the family and then

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that makes them more comfortable with others. Like I was getting out of the city was the

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real thing because I think it was, I would be neurotic in a city like that too. I'd be

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like, fuck this is disgusting. It was a combination of the baby steps and getting to the country

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place where people were more like him. Yeah. Than they were like Dr. Dreyfus in this case.

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And he mentions in his note that he has a desperate need for family connections, which

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is something that he got. Okay. Well, I still think he's a villain. I don't think that even

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if you like. He's definitely the protagonist. I don't know if there is, like you said, I'm

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not sure there's a villain. Well, no, no, there's a villain because he literally puts

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a man into a coma. He makes it so that, I mean, how long time? Well, you have to view

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it as intentional at that point though. And I don't think it was intentional. I do think

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it was intentional. I think that's the crazy, the crazy, the mental illness. No, I think

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it's intentional. I think he, at some point, if you're worth saying that he got well, if

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he got better over the course of the movie, then at some point he should have been well

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enough to know that Richard Dreyfus wanted nothing to do with him and that he was actively

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ruining this man's life. So if we're going to say in the beginning, it was unintentional,

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fine. Better is not well. I think you're confusing better with well. Okay. No, no, listen, he

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got better. Right. But if we're going to say that we're all comfortable with him, like,

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you know, like if we're saying that he's, he's like by the end of the movie, when he's marrying

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Richard Dreyfus, his sister, he's pretty much on a normal spectrum. Like, like he seems

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normal, but he's already driven. Richard Dreyfus is already insane by now. But I mean, the

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fact that if you drive, yeah, yeah, but if you drive a man insane, like marrying his

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sister is an incredibly insane, psychotic, fucked up thing to do. Like think of this

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just in real life, just real life. Well, that's not Bill Murray, the situation. Let's not

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make him the most charming man on earth or whatever. Let's just real life. A therapist

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gets a patient pawned off by someone else. This guy comes in and he's super neurotic

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and he invades your personal space. You go on vacation. He lies. He fucking manipulates.

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He impersonates to get to this point, Bob's in jail. Yeah. Well, okay. But let's just

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say the therapist is so good that he's like, you know what? I will for your sake, whatever.

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He extends a hand of like, all right, I'm not going to report you to the authorities.

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I just, I mean, like that's such an invasion of, I don't know. I just, I hate, I hated

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what Bob was doing to Richard. I think Richard Dreyfuss at every right to his privacy. And

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I feel like even when Bob got there and Bob, even when he was at his best, most kindness,

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most charming was still 1000% in the wrong, violating Richard Dreyfuss' privacy, interfering

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with his vacation, getting in, in like insidiously putting himself inside this family, spending

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time alone with his son in a room. What we're supposed to just assume Bob's not a pedophile

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because what he's innocent. He's neurotic. He has a goldfish. Leave him alone with your

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fucking 10 year old son. I think not. It's disgusting. I think that's part of the conceit

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of this movie is that part of what happened was Richard Dreyfuss did not recognize the

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changes in Bob and kept treating him as he tried to them originally. Yeah. Why put a

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psycho in a room with your kid? Well, I'm saying he didn't recognize the changes in

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the world. Even Bob day one, you shouldn't put with your kid. Bob day two, you shouldn't

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know that it's a movie. Bob day one, we're aware of that. We're all aware of that. It's

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a movie and that you have to have things to drive stories. I get that. You, if you real

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life it 100% of course not. It's a, it's a fantasy comedy. No, but this could have been

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better written then there could have been a moment where at night, the boy and the,

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and Bob make it like a pillow fort together and they hang out maybe, but like sleeping

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in the same room together and giggling and calling each other cocksucker and all these

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other like fucking derogatory terms. Well, there was a lot of conflict throughout the

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making of this film. Yeah. Well, they all fought. Uh, Richard Dreyfuss, Bill Murray,

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uh, one of the producers and Frank Oz, they all want, wanted input on the script and how

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to make the movie better. And Richard Dreyfuss and Bill Murray like hated each other. Oh,

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Richard Dreyfuss part of that. And then I saw an interview with Dreyfuss. Richard, Richard

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Dreyfuss was literally going insane because he was never breaking character. Bob was Bob

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the whole time. They'd say cameras off and he was still Bob. He'd get drunk. Oh yeah.

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Yeah. That was, yeah. Richard Dreyfuss, uh, drunken Irish buffoon or a drunken Irish fool

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or something along those lines. Well, stayed Bob. Yeah. That just makes me hate Bob even

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more. But he should have known that right. Dreyfuss should have known that. That's, that's

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Bill Murray. That's Bill Murray. He does that in every movie he does. He's a character.

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He stays in character. I hate to see him when he was fucking voice acting Garfield. Was

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it just him fucking sitting around hating Mondays when he was fucking lasagna? Yeah.

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Did Groundhog's day, did he wake up literally the same day every day and film it? I don't

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think that's what staying in character means, but okay. I'm butchering the story, but there

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was an account of Bill Murray on a golf course with somebody and he just walked up to him

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and like knocked their drink out of their hand. And he was like, nobody will believe

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you. And then walked away. When he was making, that was when he was making, uh, Caddyshack

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probably. Yeah. I, so I mean, okay, Bill Murray, he's, he's a weird, uh, you know, weirdo.

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Right. Fucking weirdo with a lot of money goes around, part washes dishes at parties.

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He shows up at a company softball games without any notice and just plays with people. He

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like showed up at a frat party, went into the back, started washing people's dishes

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and then fucked up and there's video of it. And he went, he just was walking by, saw a

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company softball game, jumped in, they gave him a shirt. He's now part of the team. He

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played the whole day. There's a documentary, I think called finding Bill Murray. And it's

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about a man who has heard all of these urban legends about Bill Murray showing up in these

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random places. So he interviews these people that ran into Bill Murray and he talks with

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them and his goal is to find a way to randomly get in touch with Bill Murray because the

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only way you can get in touch with Bill Murray is a solitary number that just leads to a

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phone in my mind, in an isolated room, in an undisclosed location, the secret phone

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from that one movie. That's a bad phone. It's like a bad phone. That, that government conspiracy

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cell phone you have is one of those and it ring and it doesn't even ring. It just goes

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to a voicemail. It's inside a statue. Yeah, exactly. It's one of those geo-trak, geo-cachés.

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And so he, but anyway, this guy tries to find him and what's kind of crazy, this is kind

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of the ending, but he eventually gets within about 15 feet of Bill Murray and he's walking

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up to like finally be like, Hey, I found you or whatever. And as he's walking, he stops

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and then he does, and then he lets Bill Murray walk away and he looks and he goes, you know

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what? No, you don't find Bill Murray. Bill Murray finds you and it's not, you shouldn't

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go looking for him. Powerful in the moment, right? He's like a mythological being. And

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then Bill Murray got hit by a bus because he didn't stop him. Bill Murray, he just did

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this movie. He got all the money from Ghostbusters. He did all those things that you were just

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talking about it, but he, he did this movie and just like, you know what? This is fun.

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I'm just going to be like this for the rest of my fucking life. Yeah. Yeah. This is the

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one where he's like, yeah, Bill, both of them have said that this is one of their favorite

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movies that they did. Both Richard Dreyfuss and Bill Murray, even though they hated each

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other, they still love the movie. It worked great. It was, it was perfect for the characters.

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And it always does work for Bill Murray. That's the thing. It always works. That staying

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character thing. I don't know what it is, but it seems to work. Him and Chevy Chase

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hate each other too. I found if you dubbed in all the silence, all the silence of this

369
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movie where there's no music and you just put in that creepy violin, it becomes a horror

370
00:32:55,360 --> 00:33:03,760
movie for Richard Dreyfuss. You could, you could recap this as a horror movie. You could.

371
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Just the, the one he's, when he's outside the window, I bet you someone's made a trailer

372
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for what about Bob? He's still there and he opens the door and he's like right there at

373
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the door. He's always there. And he's, yeah. Have you ever seen the trailer for the dead

374
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zone? The original old dead zone? Oh wait. Well the movie or the show? The movie, Christopher

375
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Walken, the old old trip. Sometimes just go on to me and watch the trailer for the, not

376
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the movie, just the trailer for the dead zone. Does it look scary? First of all, it will

377
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:32,800
make you not watch the movie because it's a horrible trailer, but it's literally just

378
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:36,840
cuts like he's talking about it. Like the little scenes from the movie really quickly

379
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juxtaposed together. You could do that with this movie. Sure. And make a horror trailer.

380
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:46,040
Easily. Yeah. I bet, I bet you it's already out there. This is one of those like. What

381
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:53,880
about Bob horror trailer? Yeah. We should do it if not. So they're sitting, so after

382
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the boat, he sails, he sails, he's sailing, he's a sailor. Yeah. After that. After that,

383
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after I'm sailing, I'm a sailor. Like then he's walking back just singing blow the man

384
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:09,520
down like on his own. Just like. Because it shows that he's truly insane though. It's

385
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not an act. That's what I was saying earlier. Yeah. It's real. It's not real. He's not really

386
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insane. Why does he do it when no one's around? Who? Bill Murray? Yeah. I bet you he doesn't

387
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do it when no one's around. I bet you care. I bet you method actors when the door is shut

388
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and they're finally alone or just themselves, there's no reason. No, no, no. I'm talking

389
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about in the movie. I'm saying in the movie you said earlier that he's the bad guy because

390
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:40,840
he keeps doing it. I'm saying you're not understanding. He's still insane. He's just better. He's

391
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:46,200
not well. I think he's insane, but I think he's also intelligent. I don't think he's

392
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a dumb insane. I don't think he's like put him in an institute because he's going to

393
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:53,680
smash his head against the wall. Does that make you responsible for all your actions

394
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:57,880
if you're insane yet intelligent? I would say it would probably make the old people

395
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more accountable for enabling him, showing him where he lives, letting him stay there.

396
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:07,520
It's the bad guys. And honestly, they have no right to do that because they didn't have

397
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:11,440
enough money to buy the house that they want. Burn in hell. Yeah. I mean, that's just some

398
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:14,920
petty shit. And they were clapping when you blew up at the end. Yeah, they're all happy

399
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:19,360
because they lost their house. I don't think they gave him the right to kill Bob. Yeah.

400
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:23,080
To take him out to the forest and be like, just look at the flowers, the hub. Yeah. Look

401
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:28,120
at the flowers. Well, you're saying Richard Dreyfuss didn't have the right to kill Bob.

402
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:33,720
No. Bob. He should recognize as a psychiatrist that the guy's insane. I disagree. And can't

403
00:35:33,720 --> 00:35:39,800
help himself. Would any of us argue right now if somebody came into this apartment unwelcome

404
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:44,600
and I told them to leave repeatedly and they did not and I got my gun out and I said leave

405
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:51,440
now or else and they didn't and I shot them, am I not legally allowed to stay on my ground?

406
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:55,000
Well it depends on the state. Let's start with that. That's here, right? Rhode Island.

407
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:58,080
What? Here it doesn't matter what you do. If they're in your house, you could shoot somebody

408
00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:03,000
who just was a salesman for no reason. So yes, legally you are. However, does that make

409
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:09,320
it morally right? Yeah. No, it's not. If you are not in danger, that's not morally right.

410
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:12,080
Now picking up the phone, calling the cops to come get them out of your house, that's

411
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:15,520
all fine. But why shoot them? What's your reasoning behind shooting them just because

412
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:22,960
you want to shoot somebody? Yeah. Okay. Well first off, is that Bellringer guy? Yeah. Maybe.

413
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:28,120
You're just going to shoot Bellringer? Oh, we love him. If you're considering being a

414
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guest on the Andy Rice podcast, maybe you should reconsider. Okay. I'm not, well no,

415
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:49,360
I mean, okay. I think putting bombs on Bob was too much. Okay. That's all we were going

416
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:55,120
for. I think he should have gotten a gun. He should have waited for Bob to go into his

417
00:36:55,120 --> 00:37:00,400
house. He should have said, Bob, get out now or I will shoot you. Get out now. You're breaking

418
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:04,360
and entering. I do not want you in my home. You're not allowed here. Say it repeatedly.

419
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:08,320
Put it on fucking camera. And then when he comes inside, you shoot him. You get rid

420
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:13,360
of your Bob problem. Your family hates you. Your family hates you and your wife leaves

421
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:18,240
you. Your family's not. You go to jail because your wife says, I invited him in. Yeah. True.

422
00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:25,520
I killed your wife. That was a quick rebuttal for that. You kill your son, you kill your

423
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:29,720
daughter. Just killed all family and Bob. Right. And then you go on about your merry

424
00:37:29,720 --> 00:37:33,680
way. He was unhinged enough to do that. Like, do you see the way he grabs the ticket out

425
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:38,320
of the cop's hand when he just like, once again, there's the horror cut. You can definitely

426
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:42,520
do a horror cut. Oh, especially the. He goes insane. He kills his family and Bob. When

427
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:46,480
he walks in there and sees that, like, he dropped them off at the mental institution

428
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:53,120
and he's just like chatting it up. Did we just turn this into the shiny? I mean, yeah,

429
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:56,600
in that mental institution, he just chatted it up with all the people in there and he

430
00:37:56,600 --> 00:38:02,480
walked in there and sees that that's like the perfect like drop reveal noise, like it's

431
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:06,560
like you hear the violin as Bob looks over and sees like Richard Dreyfuss and he just

432
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:14,960
smiles as he knows what he's doing is fucked up. I put so after after he gets pushed into

433
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:20,920
the lake by Richard Dreyfuss, he is freaking out and he's taking a very public shower in

434
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:25,840
front of the family who all decided to sit on a bench facing that shower talking about

435
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:31,880
Bob while Bob's naked. Just and I was like, oh, a whole family watching him shower. That's

436
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:37,520
fun. And then later on at dinner, I see you have salt and I see that you have pepper.

437
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:42,120
Do you have a salt substitute? What the fuck is that? Yeah, that's kind of what I thought

438
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:47,160
too. Never heard of that in my fucking life. Salt substitute. Oh, yeah. I have to use it.

439
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:51,400
So yeah, there's salt. It's baked salt. What's it called? They don't call it. One of them

440
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:59,040
is called Mrs. Dash. Let's just season it. It's salt. It's salt. It's salt replacement.

441
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:03,600
But does it have just salt flavor? There is one that's kind of salt flavor, but it's not

442
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:09,760
really salt. It's salt flavored. There is a salt flavored one. It's not. I didn't see

443
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:14,320
a name brand on it. I just saw it in the store the other day. It says like made up. I don't

444
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:22,360
know. It looks like ivory flakes. If you want to know the truth, speaking of salt, uh, salary,

445
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:27,600
the word salary comes from salt, which is salt. And that's what Roman soldiers were

446
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:33,200
paid with back in the day. So they were paid with salt, which was the most valuable resource

447
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:38,360
at the time. And that's where we get the term salary from. That's what we paid it. Yeah.

448
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:44,280
Salt was more valuable than gold. They make it stuff. I read a book called salt, a world

449
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:50,240
history. And it's just the history of salt and how it just became how it was the most.

450
00:39:50,240 --> 00:39:56,600
It's one of the most since the beginning of human culture, the most sought after, uh,

451
00:39:56,600 --> 00:40:03,520
resource of all time until, uh, until we found ways to make it mass produced. More interesting

452
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:08,440
than what's in the book is what was in your head when you decided to read that book of

453
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:14,440
all things in the world you can read. You go to the library, here's the list of books.

454
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:18,160
Oh, look, salt, salt, world history. Yeah. It's a world history or it might just be,

455
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:22,760
he wanted to know more about salt than you. Yeah. It didn't work. Apparently. Why are

456
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:32,000
you being salty right now? This feels like a salt. That's all right. Uh, well, you want

457
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:38,800
to know fucking fake salt, bitch. Uh, so, uh, my next note was, Nope, Nope, Nope. Why

458
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:46,360
is he sleeping with this fucking boy? Um, next one was, uh, I was just no after that.

459
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:50,760
Not, Oh wait, this kid's creepy as fuck. Yeah. This gets worse than Bob. No, I laughed at,

460
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:54,960
I laughed my ass off when he went, uh, Bob's like, Oh, Tourette syndrome. And the boy's

461
00:40:54,960 --> 00:41:01,120
like, what's Tourette syndrome? And then it cuts. And I'm like, Oh yeah. And then, uh,

462
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:06,040
just, you know, it went off right here. I'm starting fucking love it. And then my, one

463
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:10,560
of my favorite lines I wrote it down was, uh, it's like, I just want peace and quiet.

464
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:15,000
I'll be quiet. I'll be peace. And then they just fucking laugh their asses off. I was

465
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:22,400
like, that is great. I hope he doesn't fuck that boy tonight. Um, that tissue that he

466
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:26,280
pulls out of his pocket when he's laying on bed and he throws out next to his bag is going

467
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:30,840
to look like a cum rag to whoever walks in. If you just have some wadded up tissues next

468
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:35,640
to your fucking bed that you were just sleeping next to your fucking 10 year old boy. Yeah.

469
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:40,600
Fucking weirdos. Uh, what a beautiful home. When we finally get the outside shot of like

470
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:44,800
the pool on the lake, I was like, what a beautiful home. I'm not hoping nothing bad happens to

471
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:51,320
it. Uh, yeah. And then, uh, Bill Murray does a bit of a Hitler salute, uh, at about an

472
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:55,120
hour and 27 minutes in, he just sort of walk around with it. I won't do it, but he's doing

473
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:58,840
like a hail Hitler for a couple of minutes. I don't know if that's just him insane or

474
00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:06,560
whatever. Um, and then I love the old couple. The ones that we say that that's the bad guys.

475
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:11,560
Yeah. Yeah. Those are my notes. I like when the news team shows up and they're like, guys,

476
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:17,360
it's a fireplace shot. It's a fire shot. And then Bob comes in and he's just like arguing

477
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:20,240
about something like pop you need to fuck you. And then the camera guy walks in and

478
00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:32,280
he's just like, it's, I think it's a fireplace shot. This dead air brought to you by fucking

479
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:37,560
mistake. Learned that I can't take a fucking sip of a drink without you guys all turn it

480
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:42,520
over to someone. What is this? Is this a not weeping angel. Just ask somebody, ask somebody

481
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:47,200
a question before he drink water. So fucking sorry. Well, you can literally see the dead

482
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:54,120
air. You can see what Andy decided to, to, to quench his thirst for a second.

483
00:42:54,120 --> 00:43:01,080
What, what did everybody else think of this movie? Yeah, I thought, okay. So overall,

484
00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:06,240
we're just going overall, very, very, very fucking funny movie. There were laugh out

485
00:43:06,240 --> 00:43:11,120
loud moments. Uh, I don't often have laugh out loud moments in a comedy. I'm usually

486
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:15,240
one of those subdued, like I do find it funny, but in my mind, I'm just, you know, you're

487
00:43:15,240 --> 00:43:23,960
always like, don't judge me for not laughing. I find it very funny. Yeah. I just cause I

488
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:27,960
didn't laugh. Didn't mean I didn't think it was funny. Yes. That's exactly it. I've told

489
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:32,560
people that constantly. I'm like, yeah, I'm enjoying my, I'm really enjoying myself right

490
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:38,320
now. Just fuck off. Don't touch me. Don't look at me. I'm having the greatest for your

491
00:43:38,320 --> 00:44:00,080
laugh validation. There you go. I'm done. Yeah. Um, I believe it is. Yes. Hello. Hello.

492
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:07,040
Hello. There it went. Oh, it unplugged a little bit. Yeah. Say everything you just said again.

493
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:14,800
Yeah. Oh no, it looked, it's not picking you up. It's not picking me up. It did that.

494
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:21,920
I don't know. Talk right now. Hello. Okay. Yeah. It got you. All right. It's like a delay

495
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:29,600
on the screen. It's actually picking up. Sorry, everybody fucking Brendan gets picked up level

496
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:34,760
10 Mike with so little talking time he has, we have to make sure he gets it in there.

497
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:40,040
It's precious. It's like salt back in the, um, well, you guys don't care apparently about

498
00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:46,800
salt and the history of it. Uh, one person gave me when I was, uh, uh, doing improv back

499
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:52,720
in the day, I had these, uh, these people, they, uh, two friends, joy, will they made

500
00:44:52,720 --> 00:44:59,200
these presents? They got custom wrapping paper. That was my face. And it was made of the word

501
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:02,880
rice over and over and over and over again. But then it was like a sort of, and then like

502
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:07,200
a sketch of my face and it was my face over and over again. And inside of it was like,

503
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:16,640
uh, we video game, Jerry rice and his dog, nitro sports. It was, um, and then it was,

504
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:23,240
uh, rice, rice, baby, 50 slow cooker rice, 50 rice cooker recipes. And then rice, rice,

505
00:45:23,240 --> 00:45:29,080
baby, the second coming of rice was the, uh, second cookbook. But then I think they also

506
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:38,160
gave me rice or it was a rice and a history of slavery. It's what the fucking, so yeah.

507
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:43,600
So many rice puns. I know. I thought, uh, this movie was good. Take a vacation from

508
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:48,320
your problems. Baby steps to the elevator, baby step to the car. That's what I titled

509
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:58,160
my review. Uh, I thought, uh, Murray was amazing as he almost always is. And, uh, Dreyfus,

510
00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:04,160
I thought that was an acting clinic though, man. He went from like sane normal to absolutely

511
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:11,200
insane, crazy, blowing up, killing a guy doesn't care at all, but he did. I mean, and it was

512
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:18,000
all believable through it was made, it was actually an amazing acting job. I believed

513
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:23,440
it. I believed when he wanted to kill the backstory. You find that in real life, he

514
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:28,120
was driving him insane. So that made it probably easier to act like that. You know what? They

515
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:33,520
did. This is, it probably helps everyone else. When Murray does that, this is a comedy version

516
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:44,520
of falling down. This is a man going from slightly upset to full blown as, as the 10

517
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:51,080
out of 10 scale. Yeah. Right. So in this one, it went inward. Yeah. Falling down. It goes

518
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:54,280
outward, you know, like his aggression. Well, I mean, I guess he goes out, goes out, we're

519
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:58,560
not towards the fucking blow up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Poor Richard Dreyfus though. And then

520
00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:07,440
ends up blowing and then Bob and some other house up. It's like, yeah. Oops. Oops. Okay.

521
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:14,440
I know we're laughing. We're having fun, but poor Richard Dreyfus, he lost his fucking

522
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:20,920
dream vacation hopes that cost him decades of his life to, I'm pretty sure they had good

523
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:27,280
insurance. Yeah. For what? A bomb? I don't, you know, I've never really checked in my

524
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:32,080
insurance paperwork to see if it covers bombs. Yeah. I do not know. So let's say it is covered,

525
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:36,160
but let's, how long do you think it's going to take to, for the police to do an investigation?

526
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:39,840
Especially when they find out you made the bomb. You made the bomb. You probably are

527
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:46,240
covered for blowing your own house up. You broke in somewhere, found pre-made TNT dynamite

528
00:47:46,240 --> 00:47:52,720
that you could just buy for fun fucking some reason. And I don't think that was fireworks.

529
00:47:52,720 --> 00:47:57,320
I think it's just movie magic. I don't know. And literally I think the packaging said,

530
00:47:57,320 --> 00:48:01,920
it was, it was like guns weren't enough, like bows and arrows weren't enough. This really

531
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:08,520
gets the job done. I think it was like explosives for hunting. Well that, and to me that was,

532
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:14,760
that was the most Frank Oz thing about this movie. This movie, if you really look at it,

533
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:21,760
it's the Muppets. He does know the comedy and I've heard of it's basically slapstick,

534
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:28,680
but it's basically Muppets. It's a whole new, that's a hot take, Mike. That's what I'm saying.

535
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:33,960
I think what I'm saying is that's why they had to have the little hand. Yeah. Frank

536
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:41,560
causes sensibilities. The Muppets style humor shows up throughout this in stuff like the

537
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:46,680
bomb and it's, it's, it's Wile E. Coyote, it's Muppets. It's, it's that kind of humor.

538
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:52,960
It's over the top. Oh yeah. Yeah. It's wacky. Yeah, it's wacky. It's, I, I called Acme

539
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:56,960
to see if I could buy an anvil to drop on his head. Right. Level of parody. If we're

540
00:48:56,960 --> 00:49:05,520
really going to quote the great writers of the 21st century. Quoting your own song.

541
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:08,800
Actually the best line of that song, well it doesn't even matter, but it was the one

542
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:16,200
where I want him gone. I want him off this earth. I, Oh God, I forgot what it was, but

543
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:20,040
it's so good. Go listen to it. It's our music. My favorite quote on this one. I mean, my

544
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:24,560
dad just dropped me in the water without warning me first. I mean, I nearly drowned my whole

545
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:30,840
life flash before my eyes. It's a good Bob goes, Wow, you're only 12. I love that. I

546
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:36,560
wrote, I love that too. That's a good thing. You're only 12. So anyway, basically what

547
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:41,280
I says is Bill Murray and Richard Darafis is chemistry helps make the most of a familiar,

548
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:44,480
you know, this movie, I swear I've seen before. I told you that when we picked it last week.

549
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:49,880
It was a different format, but you had not seen it. But I felt like from the storyline

550
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:54,600
I had, but something not funny. It wasn't, it's fun. Was it your first time too? Austin?

551
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:58,480
Yeah, I'd never even heard of you contact high motherfucker. Yeah. You're sitting here

552
00:49:58,480 --> 00:50:03,520
so zoned out. I'm so focusing on things that you fucking high asses can't. It would be

553
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:11,880
one of the recording, keeping an eye on Brendan's voice. Not going to say anything, but I'd

554
00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:19,560
say one of the better 90s. 90s. So, oh yeah. Hands down. Yeah. It's up there. I'm not talking

555
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:23,520
like you got to respect your elders and let them speak over everyone. And now what did

556
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:28,960
you think about the movie? You know, I'm glad that Brendan redeemed himself with his pick.

557
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:34,520
I mean, I was ever since repo, man, I've been thinking about like explosives to him and

558
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:41,160
leaving him in the woods and you know, drowning him and just hoping that his fatherless bow

559
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:46,240
and arrow, not enough. This was an idea movie. Yeah. Not painful enough. Putting him in a

560
00:50:46,240 --> 00:50:50,600
mental institution and you know, horrible, horrible things. Him wrapping his car around

561
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:56,080
a pole, you know, just awful. I'm sure Sean still feels the same way because he didn't,

562
00:50:56,080 --> 00:51:04,160
he's not, but you know, I don't anymore. Yeah. That's repo. The genetic off run repo, man.

563
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:08,480
I don't give those things proper names anyway. Repo. Fuck it. And I'm trying to forget the

564
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:16,080
fun movie musicals. I think Bill Murray had the most fun out of anyone involved in this

565
00:51:16,080 --> 00:51:20,360
movie. He just gets to just dope around and just be wild. Everyone else is like proper

566
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:25,040
and have to act and like act well. Fuck it. I feel like the kids probably had a good time

567
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:30,800
making this. I know that the adults probably didn't like the Dick Tracy hook kid, the one

568
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:37,400
that potentially got molested in this. They might've traumatized that kid. They had to

569
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:41,800
do step to do several takes every scene. So this kid just has to keep saying, are you

570
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:46,120
afraid of death? You're going to die. There's no getting out of it. I'm going to die. He's

571
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:51,200
has to keep saying it over and over again. This poor fucking kid. But it's that mature

572
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:57,040
thought to have at that age. Like if your dad's a psychotherapist, a well renowned one,

573
00:51:57,040 --> 00:52:02,360
he opened this whole thing off with, I don't get mad. And I believed him. I think up until

574
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:06,320
that moment, he does not get mad. I think he was a great father. Now I think those puppets,

575
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:11,720
I think what a great way for people, especially if you're like a kid to express yourself in

576
00:52:11,720 --> 00:52:15,680
a way that's fun. Maybe you can get some emotions off your chest that like you normally wouldn't

577
00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:20,400
want to talk otherwise. I think he's probably a great dad. His kids seem to love him. His

578
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:25,960
wife loves him. He provides for them. He seems to be faithful. There was no hint of like

579
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:30,200
any, you know, adulterous sort of vibes or anything. He wasn't checking out women. He

580
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:35,120
had a good practice. He was respectful to his like his colleagues respected him. He

581
00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:40,880
was able to just off of a phone call, get a renowned psycho, like a renowned therapist

582
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:50,200
or whatever at a psych ward to take Bob against his will. I mean, he's, he's a fucking stand

583
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:56,320
out guy. Right. Or like most people who say they don't get mad. That's because they keep

584
00:52:56,320 --> 00:53:00,360
it all inside and bottle it up and then they explode. And that's what this movie showed.

585
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:07,000
I don't think that's, I don't think that's fair. I think that he didn't bottle anything

586
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:13,480
up. I think he appropriately expressed his rage several times throughout the movie before

587
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:21,040
it became a breaking point. And then, uh, like, yeah, I mean, there was a lot that happened.

588
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:27,440
I think there were several dozen attempts to tell Bob to fuck off in polite ways, in

589
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:33,760
professional ways, in aggressive ways, in demanding ways. And then it got violent, but

590
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:41,200
it was a progressive thing that Bob left Richard Dreyfuss no fucking choice. This man was defending

591
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:45,880
himself. Lots of choices besides trying to blow him up. That was too far. If we want

592
00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:50,360
to go into like, if he made the wrong decision by buying like breaking in and buying those

593
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:57,360
explosives that were just there, somehow rigging a fucking, uh, egg timer to blow that shit

594
00:53:57,360 --> 00:54:03,080
up. Good for him. So again, smart enough to be able to rig bombs together on the fucking

595
00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:10,440
whim. This guy could, he's a good dude. He's smart. Um, I'm just saying Bob crossed every

596
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:16,800
fucking line that was made. Every line. He really went out of the way. He showered naked

597
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:21,920
in front of this man's family. He spent the night in this man's son's room teaching him

598
00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:28,760
to scream obscenities. He overstayed his welcome. He had orgasms at the table. They're eating

599
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:33,780
all the food. He needed something called a salt substitute. Mrs. Dash making it appears

600
00:54:33,780 --> 00:54:40,640
for no fucking reason. Uh, it manipulated a whole staff of psychiatrists. Yeah. Manipulated

601
00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:45,480
entire, then he knew what he was doing. I really do. I really think he did. I think

602
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:49,480
when he got sent to that psych ward, he's sitting there with all of them. He's like,

603
00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:53,760
you could do it as a psychological thriller on your basis, but that's not what this movie

604
00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:58,800
was. I mean, that would make a great psychological thriller. I think I'm starting to come around

605
00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:03,120
that all these, just all these therapists keep casting Bob aside and he just develops,

606
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:07,080
he's like, I'm going to find the best psychotherapist and just ruin his fucking life. He could develop

607
00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:12,720
a really good thriller. Fuck his sister and blow up his house. He's like the punisher

608
00:55:12,720 --> 00:55:17,880
of mentally ill people. He's the punisher. It's like, I'm not a, I don't murder anyone.

609
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:24,800
What I do is I, I drive them insane. Like, oh God, that's, that's his work. That's what

610
00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:29,160
we don't see happen. When he clocks in, he turns around and makes a plan to destroy someone's

611
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:35,520
life. This movie opens with a poor man throwing away his entire life's career because he's

612
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:38,960
had such a mental breakdown that he just needs to get away from it all. He's probably going

613
00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:44,400
to end up just killing himself. But the vibe I got was that that first therapist that was

614
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:49,920
getting rid of Bob was on his way to suicide and that is fucked up for a man to do to another

615
00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:58,920
man. So the marrying. Yeah, no. Well, back to that wheelchair. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

616
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:08,160
If you want to say that the, that the coma that Bob put this man in and then like the

617
00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:14,160
only way to get out of this coma was to induce so much rage. Like this is a rage out. Bob

618
00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:19,600
was thinking of him. Right. Bob, by marrying his sister was trying to help him. Bob's a

619
00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:27,880
fucking psychopath. Let's rate this. Who would win in a fight? Bob or Forrest Gump? Ooh. Well,

620
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:34,680
Forrest Gump. Forrest is fast. Is very fast and he will run away like nobody's business.

621
00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:40,200
I read somewhere recently that. Bob will just randomly run into him. Remember? Because that's

622
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:46,680
Bill Murray's power. So he will find him. He will find him like a zombie. You'll find

623
00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:51,880
him eventually. So Forrest can run, but he literally cannot hide. That's the just definition

624
00:56:51,880 --> 00:56:57,960
of it. He can run, but he cannot hide. Forrest can run, but he cannot hide. Run, Forrest,

625
00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:01,960
but you cannot hide. Do we have Bob's phone number? Can we call Bob a kid of thoughts?

626
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:05,480
Life is like a Bob of chocolates. I'm trying to think of other, uh, do we have whose number?

627
00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:10,680
Bill Murray's? No, Bob. Bob Polarski. Oh, Bob Polarski. Can we get him on there? What

628
00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:16,040
about Bob? This whole episode Bob should have been in. If he was here, that would have been

629
00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:21,000
great. No one has his number. You recommended this movie. Call him right now. All right.

630
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:23,880
Call. We're going to get Bob on the line. We're going to get Bob on the line. Everybody

631
00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:28,840
ask him. He's fucking seen it. He's definitely seen it. What about Bob? It's very funny that

632
00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:33,000
this whole time we've been saying what about Bob and not one person has asked what about

633
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:36,280
Bob. And you know, it's an old movie, so we could, he could probably go on the Wikipedia

634
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:44,040
and add himself in it. He probably could. Bob Polarski. Based on a true story about Bob

635
00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:50,920
Polarski. This movie was almost made with Robin Williams and Patrick Stewart. Oh, that

636
00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:55,560
would have been an interesting scene. Totally different movie. Yeah. I would watch another

637
00:57:55,560 --> 00:58:00,280
one called like what about Steve or something. And if it was like those two, you know, yeah.

638
00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:05,240
Well, it's a movie that'd be right for remake because even in this time, what a good job

639
00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:10,440
they did do of taking mental illness, which is a tough subject to go around even now. Yeah.

640
00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:21,320
Hey, Bob. Hey, are you a you're you're on speakerphone and on the podcast. So, um,

641
00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:36,520
what's that? Yeah. So, uh, we're watching what about Bob the movie?

642
00:58:36,520 --> 00:58:43,720
Yes. And we thought what about Bob? Yeah, we thought, well, what about Bob? So, uh,

643
00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:51,720
what's up, man? Well, what about what about Bob is sitting on a porch in Pennsylvania

644
00:58:53,080 --> 00:59:00,040
smoking some very good California pot. Very nice. What have you been up to?

645
00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:09,320
Give an update for the audience at home. OK, I have I sold my kayak. I wasn't able to fit it

646
00:59:10,040 --> 00:59:19,560
in the trailer. So I am buying a new kayak now and I am not spending as much time getting high

647
00:59:19,560 --> 00:59:25,800
because the nice three months supply that I thought it was going to make, I made it less than two months.

648
00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:30,760
So I'm going to be making some trips to New Jersey while I'm here.

649
00:59:31,880 --> 00:59:37,480
Is that where the weed is? There's New Jersey. Everything you said got progressively more sad.

650
00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:43,320
It started with having to sell your sell your kayak because it didn't fit in your trailer.

651
00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:47,400
And then you're running out of weed. And worst of all, you got to go to New Jersey.

652
00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:53,560
You're living. That's the worst part of all. Yeah, you're living. You're living a fucking

653
00:59:53,560 --> 01:00:00,600
country song right now, Bob. Maybe retirement isn't what it's cracked up to be.

654
01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:04,440
No, you should have stuck with the podcast. We would have kept you young, you old bitch.

655
01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:11,480
Ask him about the movie. Yeah. Yeah. What about Bob Bob? Yeah. Well, hey, Bob, what about Bob Bob?

656
01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:18,520
Have you seen the movie? I've seen the movie. I've done it. It's an excellent movie. Give it a great

657
01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:26,920
being. I love that we are sailing. We're sailing. Yeah. What do you say? Good memory. Everybody.

658
01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:30,840
You haven't lost the memory yet. Yeah. Yeah. I love. So you said you said that I'm sailing.

659
01:00:30,840 --> 01:00:38,360
Yeah, we were talking about that. So what do you grade it B through B through F and W for waste

660
01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:44,360
of time, which we don't even need to address here. That one I would definitely have to give a B

661
01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:51,320
because I thought Bill Murray was probably at his best. Oh, annoying best. That's a good.

662
01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:58,920
For sure. Well, well, Bob, thanks for thanks for picking up. We never forgot about you, Bob.

663
01:00:58,920 --> 01:01:04,760
We miss you. We miss you. I know that we put you on a we put you behind a paywall on Patreon. So

664
01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:10,360
if you want more Bob content, you can go to our Patreon and and sign up and you can get all our

665
01:01:10,360 --> 01:01:19,400
original original Bob content and whatever. Oh, it's real problem. All the X rated stuff is. Yeah.

666
01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:27,880
So so cool. Thanks, Bob. When you're in town, let us know. We'll get you on. I will most definitely

667
01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:33,480
do that. All right. Hey, you guys enjoyed it. Yeah. All right. You too. Hope you get a new kayak soon.

668
01:01:33,480 --> 01:01:42,840
Love you, buddy. Bye. Bye. Oh, Bob. What a gym. Yeah. What an old more Bob content.

669
01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:46,760
You just you just made his day better by calling him.

670
01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:51,960
No, he's fucking hanging up. Oh, those fucking they won't leave me alone.

671
01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:57,160
I want you to talk about Bob. I got to talk about Bob. Fucking asshole. It's time to work with two

672
01:01:57,160 --> 01:02:03,080
months supply. I couldn't get through to I couldn't get there two months without someone calling me an

673
01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:09,400
old bitch. Fucking pieces of shit. I tried to move away and they just call me a call me a little bit.

674
01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:15,560
I went to the Andy Rice birthday extravaganza. He gave me like what he forgot. I was there,

675
01:02:15,560 --> 01:02:20,920
introduced me late and then a fucking what? I get two minutes. I get two minutes to do my song and

676
01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:28,840
that's it. And I don't get to say a fucking word. I got a birthday card for my 230 second birthday

677
01:02:28,840 --> 01:02:37,720
and all the cards said was old bitch. And it smelled like the weed that I don't have a lot of

678
01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:44,280
right now. I'm running out of weed. I don't have a kayak. I just all I want to do is go on my kayak

679
01:02:45,960 --> 01:02:52,520
and I can't even do that. I got to go to damn New Jersey. You can't kayak in New Jersey. I would

680
01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:58,280
I would love to go to New Jersey though. They have the apparently the weed. Well,

681
01:02:58,280 --> 01:03:03,560
they have Jane Sine Bob's Secret Stash, which is a really cool comic book store. So apparently the

682
01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:11,000
weed. Oh, and apparently we Jersey weed, which is probably fucking fire. Who knows? I'm sure weed

683
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:16,760
everywhere is fire now that you can just make it like what's to stop someone from like going online

684
01:03:16,760 --> 01:03:21,960
learning the best way to make weed, you know, harvest it and shit and then just making businesses

685
01:03:21,960 --> 01:03:29,720
out there. I think it's the government that no, but they put every state that it's legal in now

686
01:03:29,720 --> 01:03:34,760
recreationally, whatever. It's just very expensive to get started. Sure. But then you make all your

687
01:03:34,760 --> 01:03:39,800
money back. All right. Well, let's break this thing. Bob gave it a B. Brandon, what's your

688
01:03:39,800 --> 01:03:47,240
thoughts? Do you have any final thoughts? Definitely. My favorite film classic. I definitely

689
01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:57,000
would have been. It's all the way around. Laugh out loud. Just enjoy the film. Yeah, that's what I

690
01:03:57,000 --> 01:04:02,440
I was really impressed with how well they'd handled the mental illness aspect of this. They

691
01:04:03,320 --> 01:04:10,360
went through it all without you ever feeling like. Bill was in other than Andy, Bill was in some way

692
01:04:10,360 --> 01:04:17,400
a bad person. He was more of a person with a problem and the things that can happen to them,

693
01:04:17,400 --> 01:04:24,040
not necessarily through their fault. So not not also not Richard Dreyfuss fault. It's the it's the

694
01:04:24,040 --> 01:04:35,000
actual mental illness that the bad guy missed for me. So B plus. Thank you. Plus. Again, Brandon,

695
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:40,760
you know, just, you know, poisonings and, you know, just get your brake lines checked on your

696
01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:47,880
way home. Just, you know, just go get those checked out. Yeah, dude, just terrible things.

697
01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:53,400
I got to figure out how to dispose of a voodoo doll properly now. But yeah, B plus. Yeah.

698
01:04:55,160 --> 01:05:04,360
Actually, Austin, the idea of how to dispose of a voodoo doll just unlocked a whole on a whole idea

699
01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:08,920
train in my head that I've never even considered. Like, how would you dispose of a voodoo doll?

700
01:05:08,920 --> 01:05:15,560
Right. So if you put it in, you can't disassemble it because then you're disassembling a person.

701
01:05:15,560 --> 01:05:20,360
You can't bury it because then they might suffocate. You can't just leave it around

702
01:05:20,360 --> 01:05:25,960
because if anything happens to it, they could get hurt. I mean, what do you do with it? Do you

703
01:05:25,960 --> 01:05:30,920
it's it's it's like Pandora's voodoo doll. They just make it and there's no or do you have to

704
01:05:30,920 --> 01:05:35,480
have some guy come and chant it or something? Well, I would assume if you have a voodoo doll

705
01:05:35,480 --> 01:05:41,560
and it works. OK, let's a voodoo doll that doesn't work, put it anywhere. It's just a doll.

706
01:05:41,560 --> 01:05:48,040
But if you have a legit working voodoo doll with voodoo magic that is voodooing, then I would say

707
01:05:48,040 --> 01:05:55,960
that be very careful about how you store it. Whoever has my voodoo doll keeps feeding it

708
01:05:55,960 --> 01:06:01,400
fucking McDonald's. I don't know why. What the fuck you do? Actually, you're safe because you

709
01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:06,040
channel. Sorry. And I think if you're a ventriloquist, any voodoo doll like it all gets channeled to

710
01:06:06,040 --> 01:06:11,480
rank through your own shit. We had a whole we got to clip that episode with Ryan.

711
01:06:12,920 --> 01:06:19,160
Well, which one with some poor guy named Randy Ice and every fucking few days, this guy's

712
01:06:19,160 --> 01:06:28,040
actually a giant hand up my ass. This guy's voice is anything so funny. Yeah, that's great. I

713
01:06:29,320 --> 01:06:35,960
watched the someone cover the the Goosebumps like they were doing like a rewatch, like a

714
01:06:35,960 --> 01:06:40,120
nostalgia trip with the Goosebumps show and they were doing the night of living dummy.

715
01:06:40,120 --> 01:06:45,080
And the whole time I'm watching it, I just kept glancing over my fucking shoulder at the door where

716
01:06:45,080 --> 01:06:51,560
Randy lives. I mean, I knew he wasn't going to come at me, but I didn't know for sure.

717
01:06:51,560 --> 01:06:56,200
Yeah, Chuck, he might hit different now, right? I love the story of like the AC guy or the plumber

718
01:06:56,200 --> 01:07:01,480
that came over and he just saw Randy sitting on the couch and he thought it was a real person,

719
01:07:01,480 --> 01:07:08,680
like some disabled person. He literally kept his voice real quiet. And I was talking normally,

720
01:07:08,680 --> 01:07:13,000
he kept sort of whispering. I was like, I was like, hey. And then he's like, well,

721
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:19,960
I don't want to wake up your roommate. It's it's ready because the way I had a child,

722
01:07:19,960 --> 01:07:26,840
he went straight to room. I'm not Bill Murray. And what about Bob? I just live with little boys.

723
01:07:29,080 --> 01:07:36,440
But he but he was curled up. Oh, man, you're going to hate the old man in the sea if you ever read

724
01:07:36,440 --> 01:07:43,320
that. Oh, I haven't. But yeah, dude, I think it's because he was just curled up like and I

725
01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:46,600
probably even had a little blanket on him and there was probably a pillow because in my mind,

726
01:07:46,600 --> 01:07:51,640
I think it's funny to put Randy in positions that looks like he's a real person, even more,

727
01:07:51,640 --> 01:07:57,320
even more proof that it could be a child. I'm like, literally, if you go in there right now,

728
01:07:57,320 --> 01:08:01,960
I'm if I'm not mistaken, he's he's leaned back his legs across. He's got a little hat over his

729
01:08:01,960 --> 01:08:07,160
eyes so that the sun doesn't get in his face. I don't know if this guy I don't know to give this guy respect or not

730
01:08:07,160 --> 01:08:11,320
because he sees this. He's like, OK, well, he's definitely not a pedophile. That's his roommate.

731
01:08:11,320 --> 01:08:15,480
But then also on the other hand, he's like, he's definitely not a single dad. This guy doesn't fuck.

732
01:08:16,600 --> 01:08:23,800
This guy doesn't fuck. Who's this kid? I'll just be quiet. Just the case. All these toys around.

733
01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:32,520
I don't know. OK, got his kids some new Star Trek toys. He let the kids sleep. Right next to the bong,

734
01:08:32,520 --> 01:08:37,720
there's a joint smoldering in the ashtray right next to this kid's face. This has to be the kids

735
01:08:37,720 --> 01:08:47,960
rooms. You see the Ninja Turtle paintings. All the Marvel stuff. Oh, God, this kid's too young to

736
01:08:47,960 --> 01:08:54,760
watch. Why is that on the TV right now? The Jurassic Park VHS. And that's your rating? What?

737
01:08:57,800 --> 01:09:03,720
Just pointing out that was a hell of a day. Yeah. So what about Bob? Well, he's a fucking.

738
01:09:03,720 --> 01:09:09,880
I don't even have Austin finished rating it. I got you. We are running short this time. So I mean,

739
01:09:09,880 --> 01:09:15,960
tangents are permissible. It's one word two hours and eight minutes in. And then Andy just goes on

740
01:09:15,960 --> 01:09:21,160
talking about fucking Dragon's Dead or something. Yeah. Well, I haven't watched much of Dragon's

741
01:09:21,160 --> 01:09:27,560
Dead. I have. I try to stay up to date on shark shark tank. You ever rewatch an old shark tank like

742
01:09:27,560 --> 01:09:32,920
the tear? All right. I'll have no perfect bathroom break. This is not a perfect bathroom break. We're

743
01:09:32,920 --> 01:09:39,320
almost you'll be fine. Have you ever do you ever get teary eyed during a shark tank? Like does it

744
01:09:39,320 --> 01:09:45,560
ever hit you in the feels like? Yeah, the one with the firefighters kids. Oh, where they came up with

745
01:09:45,560 --> 01:09:51,160
something cutting board. Basically, the kids ones always get me because like just seeing a kid be an

746
01:09:51,160 --> 01:09:57,720
entrepreneur is very inspiring. But like the one that gets me the most is probably the the farmer

747
01:09:57,720 --> 01:10:02,200
who came up with the little the little tree tepees. So he came up with this. He's like,

748
01:10:03,160 --> 01:10:08,520
if you have plants, you know, and severe weather comes in, they get fucked up because they don't

749
01:10:08,520 --> 01:10:13,000
have a little protection on the bottom where the where the roots are, whatever. And so he came up.

750
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:17,560
These just it's like basically like a solo cup that you just put around or whatever, but like a

751
01:10:17,560 --> 01:10:23,880
tree teepee. And he was selling them for practically nothing because it costs practically nothing. He

752
01:10:23,880 --> 01:10:27,720
went to the shark things like, well, this helps plant, you know, this helps farmers. And they're

753
01:10:27,720 --> 01:10:31,720
like, OK, well, why aren't you selling it for fucking like eight dollars or five or six dollars

754
01:10:31,720 --> 01:10:38,200
a tree is like, well, it's farmer, man. I'm not going to rip off farmers, dude. And then I think

755
01:10:38,200 --> 01:10:44,040
it was that where they were just like, bro, we got you. And then they they saw it. Bro, it was so

756
01:10:44,040 --> 01:10:49,640
good. So good. Like it gets you. It does. Shark Tank. It makes it makes dreams happen. It's one of

757
01:10:49,640 --> 01:10:54,280
the most influential shows, I think, of art of all time. And I think people sleep on it.

758
01:10:54,280 --> 01:10:58,520
Mark Cuban's leaving this year. Oh, that's a bummer. But they have enough rotating.

759
01:10:58,520 --> 01:11:03,160
Yeah. Now they have so many. That's cool. I actually like the rotating ones. I like when like

760
01:11:03,160 --> 01:11:10,760
you get the woman who I don't know what sometimes any cocktails woman that that one's her.

761
01:11:10,760 --> 01:11:14,360
There's another one. I like the O.G. Sharks, though.

762
01:11:15,160 --> 01:11:21,320
But there's been how many seasons now? Fifteen. Fifteen. Yeah. So it's like, yeah, I'm OK with

763
01:11:21,320 --> 01:11:24,920
new new millionaires, billionaires coming in. Anyway, I think it's one of the most important

764
01:11:24,920 --> 01:11:29,160
whatever I get this movie. What about Bob?

765
01:11:29,160 --> 01:11:33,080
What about Bob? One of the scariest movies of all time.

766
01:11:34,200 --> 01:11:41,640
It's terrifying. Bob is a fucking psychopath. He reminds me too much of myself. I would never want

767
01:11:41,640 --> 01:11:45,960
to meet him because like I would love to live in a world where I didn't have to meet me.

768
01:11:46,520 --> 01:11:50,600
You know what I mean? Like, like, oh, we all know. I know, you know,

769
01:11:51,560 --> 01:11:56,360
the fact that you come over each week astonishes me every week. I wake up and I just don't expect

770
01:11:56,360 --> 01:12:01,640
you to not, you know, because I'm just like, they'll eventually figure out I'm Bob. I'm a

771
01:12:01,640 --> 01:12:06,920
fucking monster. What about Austin? I mean, I come here because my grandma is just a walking tangent.

772
01:12:07,480 --> 01:12:12,040
Just every and she was walking changes to a sitting change. She just discovered YouTube.

773
01:12:12,040 --> 01:12:16,280
Everything she watches like true crime and her husband was a narcissist. So it's all these women

774
01:12:16,280 --> 01:12:20,920
talking about narcissism and then just shit going on in the world that's terrible. And all she wants

775
01:12:20,920 --> 01:12:25,560
to do is talk about that murder, rape, narcissism all the time. I brought Sean and his girlfriend

776
01:12:25,560 --> 01:12:30,040
over his cheap. We're sitting on the couch just trying to watch TV. My grandma just sits down and

777
01:12:30,040 --> 01:12:35,960
starts talking about just all the terrible things in the world. That's all she consumes. She doesn't

778
01:12:35,960 --> 01:12:41,320
stop. Me and Sean were just like, you want to go play some golf? And we just left her there. She

779
01:12:41,320 --> 01:12:45,880
was in there for a good 45 minutes with my grandma. Just talking with left a girlfriend.

780
01:12:45,880 --> 01:12:49,240
Yeah. Just listening. That's what they're like. Yeah. Me and Sean just looked at each other like,

781
01:12:49,240 --> 01:12:53,320
why don't we play golf? Yeah. And then his girlfriend, Sierra, it's super nice. Just sat

782
01:12:53,320 --> 01:12:57,160
there and just took it for like a good 45 minutes while we're out. She's a sweetheart, dude. Yes,

783
01:12:57,160 --> 01:13:02,840
she is. But she comes outside. You guys just fucking left me in there. Oh, that's fucked up.

784
01:13:02,840 --> 01:13:07,320
We're just like, yeah, I'm sorry. I think that's that might be a common woman thing, though, that

785
01:13:08,360 --> 01:13:13,640
killers and true crime stuff. Women want to secretly be murder porn. Oh my God. They all want to kill

786
01:13:13,640 --> 01:13:19,560
us. Here's what you do. You go into her phone when she's not looking and you search for

787
01:13:19,560 --> 01:13:25,320
adorable dog videos, adorable cat videos. No, no, you just change her for your algorithm. Or just

788
01:13:25,320 --> 01:13:31,400
put the parental controls on. You can watch fucking Coco Mellon, bitch. Start filtering out. You can

789
01:13:33,880 --> 01:13:41,800
start hitting the like the not interested button on all the ones that you don't want to hear about

790
01:13:41,800 --> 01:13:47,560
and just start seeing less of them. I have a TV out on the back patio for her that's connected

791
01:13:47,560 --> 01:13:51,560
to her YouTube account, the same one that her TV is. So I could just go in there and change her

792
01:13:51,560 --> 01:13:56,120
algorithm. Fuck yeah. You're great. Grandma, you like new metal all of a sudden. I know.

793
01:13:57,400 --> 01:14:03,560
Why do you like Marvel movies so much? So I mean, this is one of the funniest movies ever.

794
01:14:04,120 --> 01:14:12,200
I think honestly, it ages pretty good as far as although why does Bill Murray,

795
01:14:12,200 --> 01:14:17,720
why does Bill Murray every time I've ever seen Bill Murray up until old Bill Murray,

796
01:14:18,680 --> 01:14:23,320
even young Bill Murray looks like a 45 year old Bill Murray. Bill Murray never. I don't know how

797
01:14:23,320 --> 01:14:30,840
old he's supposed to be in this. He's 45, right? In this 45 year old man in this 30s or is he

798
01:14:30,840 --> 01:14:36,040
supposed to be in his 20s? Because honestly, with Bill Murray, you don't know. You don't know how

799
01:14:36,040 --> 01:14:41,720
old he's supposed to be. So like he looks like he's 45. I don't know how old it was when he did this,

800
01:14:41,720 --> 01:14:46,760
but it wasn't until we got old Bill Murray where you can distinguish he's old man that like. Yeah,

801
01:14:46,760 --> 01:14:54,040
he went from like 25 to 55 looking exactly the same. No, he went from 45, which was his standing

802
01:14:54,040 --> 01:14:58,040
face for all of his career from the time he was 25 years old. He looked the same. Yeah,

803
01:14:58,680 --> 01:15:03,000
I'd probably think 10 or 11. I haven't seen pictures, but I would think 10 or 11. You look

804
01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:07,000
at a picture of fucking Bill Murray. It looks like he did in this movie. I'd be giving this a B minus

805
01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:14,040
for no other reason than the pacing. Some of the music didn't enjoy the Hitler salute. You guys all

806
01:15:14,040 --> 01:15:20,040
seem to fucking be plus without question. Why are you doing Trump hands when you do that? Well,

807
01:15:20,040 --> 01:15:27,800
I just like the Nazis. I don't like the Nazis. Call me crazy. I both sides, both sides.

808
01:15:29,800 --> 01:15:36,040
I walked in here and said, wow, that's a Nazi salute. That's a Nazi salute. I know a huge, huge

809
01:15:36,040 --> 01:15:42,600
Nazi. I can't do Trump. I must have missed it. I don't know what the Nazi salute. I wrote down

810
01:15:42,600 --> 01:15:47,400
if Ryan would like to show up, you know, show up to the podcast instead of doing what he's doing.

811
01:15:47,400 --> 01:15:52,840
I know missing a lot of hobby comedy shows. He's not doing his own podcast. Oh, sleepy Ryan over

812
01:15:52,840 --> 01:15:58,200
there. Sleepy fuck. I guess I'm the dominant Trump impersonator on this podcast. Hey, you're doing

813
01:15:58,200 --> 01:16:03,880
great. Doing great. I'm going to say it loudly and proudly. I don't think anyone's going to stop me.

814
01:16:03,880 --> 01:16:09,400
Not even Ryan. Give us more while I pull up the Nazi salute. I talked to Bob. Bob's a good friend

815
01:16:09,400 --> 01:16:15,400
of mine. Said Ryan, Ryan, you got to you got to get on the podcast more. You got to show up.

816
01:16:16,120 --> 01:16:20,840
I said, yeah, it was the wave. And now we're watching. What about Bob? Let's just hit the

817
01:16:20,840 --> 01:16:25,640
pause button right here on a certain little Nazi salute. That's the lady from airplane. I saw her

818
01:16:25,640 --> 01:16:35,480
waves. Damn, Amy. I mean, I mean, it's even so I said something like, oh, and he's going to have

819
01:16:35,480 --> 01:16:41,800
something to say about this. Look, if I screenshot this and put it up, I was like, hey, do anyone see

820
01:16:41,800 --> 01:16:47,880
that Bill Murray movie where he used to be a swat fucking Nazi? I don't know. But look, it's a

821
01:16:47,880 --> 01:16:53,080
little like that's longer than a wave. And without the waving motion. Look, watch. There's a bow.

822
01:16:53,080 --> 01:16:57,720
I didn't know Bill Murray. I thought he was kind of a weird guy. There's about two seconds of

823
01:16:58,440 --> 01:17:04,200
about a second of no waving, just straight Nazi. Watch. He doesn't move that hand very much.

824
01:17:05,960 --> 01:17:13,800
Wait for it. Nazi. Wait for it. Wait for it. Nazi, Nazi, Nazi wave. That's a full three seconds of

825
01:17:13,800 --> 01:17:20,280
Nazi. One second of wave. You call that a wave. I call it a Heil Hitler. So I call that walking

826
01:17:20,280 --> 01:17:26,760
through the woods looking out for spider webs. You know what? I'll give you that. All the answers.

827
01:17:26,760 --> 01:17:33,080
Yeah. Yeah. If I walk it through anywhere, it's by hands. I put both hands up tentatively. Should

828
01:17:33,080 --> 01:17:38,440
I take my hat off when I start swinging that shit around? I once had there was this right in front

829
01:17:38,440 --> 01:17:46,040
of my house between these two trees, a full web. We're talking from each tree to each tree, giant

830
01:17:46,040 --> 01:17:51,080
fucking spider right in the middle of it. And I'm just looking at it. And then I didn't realize that

831
01:17:51,080 --> 01:17:57,640
some kid was fucking on his skateboard or bike or whatever behind me and went up on the sidewalk.

832
01:17:57,640 --> 01:18:04,200
And before I could say anything, went straight into it. I'm talking either that spider might have hit

833
01:18:04,200 --> 01:18:10,280
him right in the face or chest or neck, but he went right into it. It wrapped around him. I was like,

834
01:18:10,280 --> 01:18:18,120
oh, it was awful. And you lived in LA at the time, right? Around the suburbs. Toby McGuire.

835
01:18:18,120 --> 01:18:23,960
Yeah, he's going to be Spider-Man. Damn it. I should have jumped into the fucking weather.

836
01:18:23,960 --> 01:18:28,600
Toby! There's a clip of Toby McGuire in some other movie where he puts a gun to his head

837
01:18:28,600 --> 01:18:40,040
and it said Spider-Man the only way out. Cool. So B minus, B plus. Two B pluses. We got a B minus,

838
01:18:40,040 --> 01:18:46,920
a B, three B pluses. It's a B plus. Yeah, there's no doubt about it. Let's leave that there.

839
01:18:46,920 --> 01:18:52,040
One of our rare B pluses. Yeah. What about Bob? A B plus. What else would it be, right? I mean,

840
01:18:52,040 --> 01:18:56,280
this is one of the best movies, one of the best comedies of all time. It's not offensive. I'd say

841
01:18:56,280 --> 01:19:01,880
it's a top 10 comedy of all time. Yeah. Top 10. Well, it's, I would say- It's subjective, but for

842
01:19:01,880 --> 01:19:04,840
the time frame, yeah. It's very subjective, but- So how many straight jackets will we rate this movie?

843
01:19:04,840 --> 01:19:10,680
Oh yeah. So if we're doing our new system, yeah. Well, I mean, yeah, you say straight jackets. I

844
01:19:10,680 --> 01:19:17,640
would say restraining. How many police officers out, how many police officers would it take to

845
01:19:17,640 --> 01:19:24,680
either not be charmed and be able to actually physically restrain Bob out of five? We're going

846
01:19:24,680 --> 01:19:30,600
to five. I go five neurotic goldfish is what I- Five neurotic goldfish. I do like Bob's, or sorry,

847
01:19:30,600 --> 01:19:36,280
Scott, why'd I call you Bob? I just think it old bitches. So many Bob's. I gotta go through my old

848
01:19:36,280 --> 01:19:39,720
bitch roll of eggs. Your old bitch files? Yeah. Bob's in the jeans. The two names.

849
01:19:40,840 --> 01:19:47,640
Just the two old bitches. Just the two names. It's Bob and Mike. It just flips back and forth over

850
01:19:47,640 --> 01:19:55,240
and over. Back and forth. Old bitch, old bitch, old bitch. So many old bitches. But yeah, okay.

851
01:19:55,240 --> 01:20:02,040
Great movie. Let's do recreational recommendations. Does anybody have any? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Fuck

852
01:20:02,040 --> 01:20:08,040
yeah, baby. Season three of The Bear, or if you haven't seen The Bear at all, the entire-

853
01:20:08,040 --> 01:20:12,440
The whole thing. I've been meaning to check out The Bear. Are you saying it's that fucking good?

854
01:20:12,440 --> 01:20:16,600
Yeah, there's three seasons. What are they, 30 minutes an episode or an hour? I think it's 30.

855
01:20:16,600 --> 01:20:19,720
They vary, but yeah, between 30 and an hour. Most of them are around 30.

856
01:20:19,720 --> 01:20:23,240
30 episodes. They released the whole season. I binged it all yesterday.

857
01:20:23,240 --> 01:20:27,800
Yeah, it just came out like two days ago. I have it on my, and I didn't do it this week because of

858
01:20:27,800 --> 01:20:32,600
all our stuff this week, but I will watch it this week. Really good cinematography, very funny,

859
01:20:32,600 --> 01:20:38,120
good characters, good writing. From all I know, from what I can tell, it's restaurants and a chef.

860
01:20:38,120 --> 01:20:39,960
Makes me miss- He might be working in a real kitchen.

861
01:20:39,960 --> 01:20:46,520
It's so real. He's so real. He inherits this restaurant from The Punisher. Yeah. John Bernthal.

862
01:20:46,520 --> 01:20:54,120
I know. Oh, that's funny. Yeah. He has been out just being a super chef,

863
01:20:54,120 --> 01:20:57,960
like learning his whole life. Michelin star chef. Yeah. I'll check it out. That's been,

864
01:20:57,960 --> 01:21:02,040
actually I just saw a thing on it the other day, a picture or something. It's amazing.

865
01:21:02,040 --> 01:21:05,320
That actually looks interesting. Season three keeps up though? It does?

866
01:21:05,320 --> 01:21:07,960
Yeah, season three's great. Yeah, awesome. The Bear?

867
01:21:07,960 --> 01:21:11,800
Each season's different too. Yeah, because the one, it starts-

868
01:21:11,800 --> 01:21:15,400
This one gets a little more serious. This isn't spoilers. He starts, this is just

869
01:21:15,400 --> 01:21:20,200
synopsis. He starts when he inherits the restaurant from his brother that's failing.

870
01:21:20,200 --> 01:21:24,520
They run it like shit. It's just like a shitty Italian beef kind of spot.

871
01:21:24,520 --> 01:21:26,600
And it's him building it up a little bit and then at the end-

872
01:21:26,600 --> 01:21:29,480
It's rocky but a chef. Right. And then they-

873
01:21:29,480 --> 01:21:33,000
They make it, he's trying everything he can to make it really good without spoiling.

874
01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:37,000
And then there's subplots like where the one gentleman goes to the other country,

875
01:21:37,720 --> 01:21:40,520
the black chef in season two. Yeah, season two, yeah.

876
01:21:40,520 --> 01:21:43,000
You kind of follow each character. All the employees around.

877
01:21:43,000 --> 01:21:45,880
Yeah, that's kind of a spoiler. I feel like-

878
01:21:45,880 --> 01:21:47,480
I'm not going to spoil anything. A little bit.

879
01:21:47,480 --> 01:21:49,080
And then someone goes like, well that's season two shit.

880
01:21:49,080 --> 01:21:51,800
If it's in the trailer, it's not a spoiler. Any time you-

881
01:21:51,800 --> 01:21:53,560
Well, no. If it's in the trailer, it's not a spoiler.

882
01:21:53,560 --> 01:21:55,480
If you don't watch the trailer, it's a spoiler.

883
01:21:56,840 --> 01:21:59,000
Anyone who works in a kitchen would love this shit.

884
01:21:59,000 --> 01:22:03,000
I was getting my hair cut and the trailer for Wolverine and Deadpool came on and I

885
01:22:03,000 --> 01:22:08,280
closed my eyes until I figured enough time had passed and I think it did. And I'm glad.

886
01:22:08,280 --> 01:22:10,840
How'd you shut your ears off? They don't have the sound.

887
01:22:10,840 --> 01:22:13,800
Oh, they don't sound. But I would have. I would have walked away.

888
01:22:14,920 --> 01:22:18,520
So are you going to wait until this movie becomes irrelevant to go see it?

889
01:22:18,520 --> 01:22:20,040
Which one? Or are you going to get Deadpool-

890
01:22:20,040 --> 01:22:21,400
Deadpool. No, he's going to opening weekend.

891
01:22:23,400 --> 01:22:31,240
Well, my buddy invited me, well, at gunpoint, he demanded me, Tomas, to go,

892
01:22:31,960 --> 01:22:35,240
we're going to go down to the San Diego area and go see it opening night.

893
01:22:35,240 --> 01:22:39,880
And go see it in California? Yeah, and at IMAX, like an opening night.

894
01:22:39,880 --> 01:22:42,920
Damn, I thought that would have been a perfect price bar.

895
01:22:42,920 --> 01:22:46,280
Oh, no, absolutely. I'm going to Vegas and it would have been cool.

896
01:22:46,280 --> 01:22:51,640
But we still can't go. I'll tell you this. I'll tell you this, guys. If you are willing.

897
01:22:51,640 --> 01:22:55,400
I mean, if you're willing to watch it twice. OK, wait, we have to watch it eight times.

898
01:22:55,400 --> 01:22:57,560
We could do a separate review on the twenty seven.

899
01:22:57,560 --> 01:23:00,600
Since it's the are you going to be back on the twenty seventh or we skipping an episode that day?

900
01:23:01,160 --> 01:23:04,920
Wait, is that the Saturday? Oh, yeah. When the movie when the movie comes out.

901
01:23:04,920 --> 01:23:07,720
Yeah, I'm going to see it Friday night. I'll be back Saturday for the part.

902
01:23:07,720 --> 01:23:11,560
OK, yeah, we could just do a review and release it that day.

903
01:23:11,560 --> 01:23:14,680
We can we can even do our first we should do that.

904
01:23:14,680 --> 01:23:17,800
I like you and go see the movie together on Saturday. Yeah.

905
01:23:18,520 --> 01:23:21,080
Oh, yeah. Or just go see it again. I'll see you twice.

906
01:23:21,880 --> 01:23:24,120
I don't think it would say no to that. Trust me.

907
01:23:24,120 --> 01:23:27,320
I will have issues watching it the first time I'm going to be.

908
01:23:27,320 --> 01:23:29,480
It's I'm going to be pissed off at something.

909
01:23:29,480 --> 01:23:32,600
Someone's going to cheer and I'm going to miss a line and I'm going to be fucking

910
01:23:33,240 --> 01:23:37,480
like pissed off the whole time, which is why I hate watching movies in the theater.

911
01:23:37,480 --> 01:23:41,240
But yeah, I think a second time was going to get in the way of you

912
01:23:41,240 --> 01:23:44,360
fucking that popcorn box, isn't it? Yeah. Oh, my God.

913
01:23:44,840 --> 01:23:47,720
I will at some point, but that's neither here nor there.

914
01:23:47,720 --> 01:23:51,160
It's like they finally understand they gave me a flashlight of the movie.

915
01:23:51,160 --> 01:23:54,040
You know, can't wait for the Mac and me popcorn bucket.

916
01:23:57,080 --> 01:24:01,000
So you just can't stay away from that.

917
01:24:01,000 --> 01:24:03,480
No, I can't. I won't. I won't.

918
01:24:03,480 --> 01:24:07,640
We'll clip it and immortalize it. So I want to put Mac in me.

919
01:24:08,760 --> 01:24:12,600
That's all I want in Mac Mac Mac in me.

920
01:24:12,600 --> 01:24:13,880
Whatever. Yeah.

921
01:24:17,880 --> 01:24:19,720
Do they have real back? Oh, go on eBay.

922
01:24:19,720 --> 01:24:22,360
I'm sure someone may look. We got to get Andy one.

923
01:24:22,360 --> 01:24:25,160
Oh, yeah. But the thing is, yeah, they'll sell it to him. No problem.

924
01:24:25,160 --> 01:24:28,040
But you have to tell us what you intend to do with it.

925
01:24:28,040 --> 01:24:31,720
You're going to you're going to get on there and be like, I would like to buy this.

926
01:24:31,720 --> 01:24:33,480
I intend to turn it into a flashlight.

927
01:24:33,480 --> 01:24:36,200
And that's the only reason I'm buying it. Oh, my God.

928
01:24:36,200 --> 01:24:38,040
Oh, my God. Seven hundred dollars.

929
01:24:38,040 --> 01:24:41,320
Mac and me bottled action figure. That's too small.

930
01:24:41,320 --> 01:24:43,720
You're not getting one. Oh, for three fifty.

931
01:24:43,720 --> 01:24:46,280
There's one I can fuck. I feel like we've done this before.

932
01:24:46,280 --> 01:24:48,360
There's a little sexy one right there. Oh, yeah.

933
01:24:49,080 --> 01:24:52,600
And it. Oh, yeah. It's begging for it.

934
01:24:52,600 --> 01:24:56,200
Look at what it's wearing. Look at him sucking on that straw.

935
01:24:56,200 --> 01:24:58,280
Yeah, that's his whole thing, baby.

936
01:24:58,280 --> 01:25:02,520
If I know one thing about Mac, it's got it's got DSL's

937
01:25:03,800 --> 01:25:05,720
and loves a straw, baby.

938
01:25:07,320 --> 01:25:09,240
Randy's in the other room like, I want some too.

939
01:25:10,040 --> 01:25:11,960
Hey, guys. OK.

940
01:25:11,960 --> 01:25:13,480
Brady's getting jealous.

941
01:25:15,000 --> 01:25:17,720
Hey, shut the fuck up. I can't do sports right now.

942
01:25:17,720 --> 01:25:20,520
Randy. Sorry, guys. No podcast today.

943
01:25:20,520 --> 01:25:21,720
Randy beheaded my flesh.

944
01:25:25,400 --> 01:25:26,920
I'm very upset today.

945
01:25:26,920 --> 01:25:29,000
Just look, just look at that right there.

946
01:25:29,000 --> 01:25:30,120
Randy killed my Mac and me.

947
01:25:33,240 --> 01:25:35,880
Just look at that fucking look at that hole.

948
01:25:37,240 --> 01:25:40,920
If you cover his eyes and his nose right now,

949
01:25:40,920 --> 01:25:44,200
it looks like an asshole. Just real quick, cover his eyes.

950
01:25:44,200 --> 01:25:47,000
No, I'm not doing it. Cover his eyes and nose.

951
01:25:47,000 --> 01:25:48,520
And you're looking at Mac's asshole.

952
01:25:49,720 --> 01:25:52,840
All right, we're done with this. This is now it's less of a big.

953
01:25:52,840 --> 01:25:55,000
Now it's a real problem.

954
01:25:55,000 --> 01:25:57,080
Now it's a character trait of yours.

955
01:25:57,080 --> 01:25:58,760
Well, you stole mine with the bear.

956
01:25:59,720 --> 01:26:01,720
I was going to do the bear, but I haven't seen it yet.

957
01:26:01,720 --> 01:26:02,920
I was going to watch it this week.

958
01:26:02,920 --> 01:26:04,760
Double recommendation.

959
01:26:04,760 --> 01:26:06,760
Double recommendation for sure.

960
01:26:06,760 --> 01:26:09,240
But also still, I'm going to stick with it.

961
01:26:09,240 --> 01:26:10,360
The boys.

962
01:26:10,360 --> 01:26:11,400
I'm two episodes behind.

963
01:26:11,400 --> 01:26:11,960
Are you really?

964
01:26:11,960 --> 01:26:12,920
Well, I had a lot.

965
01:26:12,920 --> 01:26:14,840
I was going to ask you right after this if you were behind

966
01:26:14,840 --> 01:26:15,880
because oh, my God.

967
01:26:15,880 --> 01:26:17,400
Last episode was great. I know.

968
01:26:17,400 --> 01:26:18,600
Oh, my God.

969
01:26:18,600 --> 01:26:22,200
With the improv classes, with the Saturday that we had.

970
01:26:22,200 --> 01:26:23,880
I know. Well, you have to catch up tonight.

971
01:26:23,880 --> 01:26:25,800
And then did you? I don't know if I told you, but.

972
01:26:25,800 --> 01:26:26,300
But.

973
01:26:28,200 --> 01:26:30,440
Artie Five is already knowing.

974
01:26:30,440 --> 01:26:32,440
Yeah, I already know Andy's hot take is that.

975
01:26:32,440 --> 01:26:33,400
Oh, my God.

976
01:26:33,400 --> 01:26:33,900
I'm here.

977
01:26:35,800 --> 01:26:36,280
Come on.

978
01:26:36,280 --> 01:26:37,160
You've watched your.

979
01:26:37,160 --> 01:26:38,600
No, I'm not upset.

980
01:26:38,600 --> 01:26:39,720
You're two episodes behind.

981
01:26:40,360 --> 01:26:41,080
You don't know.

982
01:26:41,080 --> 01:26:42,360
Are you know who Homelander is?

983
01:26:42,360 --> 01:26:44,520
He's not a surprise reveal character.

984
01:26:44,520 --> 01:26:47,400
Yeah, but I don't know if you get anything special in any of these episodes.

985
01:26:47,400 --> 01:26:48,120
No, let's just.

986
01:26:48,840 --> 01:26:49,480
An episode.

987
01:26:49,480 --> 01:26:50,360
No, I'm not on for.

988
01:26:50,360 --> 01:26:51,160
I'm three.

989
01:26:51,160 --> 01:26:51,660
Three.

990
01:26:51,660 --> 01:26:53,980
I've only seen the first three.

991
01:26:53,980 --> 01:26:54,700
That's what I'm saying.

992
01:26:54,700 --> 01:26:56,380
I think what you're talking about might be a four.

993
01:26:56,380 --> 01:26:57,180
Great recommendations.

994
01:26:57,180 --> 01:26:57,900
No, no, no.

995
01:26:57,900 --> 01:26:59,100
Just ready to.

996
01:26:59,100 --> 01:27:00,140
As a character in.

997
01:27:00,140 --> 01:27:00,700
Brandon.

998
01:27:00,700 --> 01:27:02,540
Hey, Brandon, do you have a recommendation, Brandon?

999
01:27:04,380 --> 01:27:04,880
Brandon.

1000
01:27:07,180 --> 01:27:08,460
Shut the fuck up, Brandon.

1001
01:27:13,020 --> 01:27:13,900
Oh, hell yeah.

1002
01:27:13,900 --> 01:27:14,540
Hell yeah.

1003
01:27:22,540 --> 01:27:27,180
Dragon Ball Super is like it's it looks like you didn't say fucking anything right there.

1004
01:27:27,180 --> 01:27:27,980
You know what I'm talking about?

1005
01:27:31,580 --> 01:27:32,700
Did you turn your mic off?

1006
01:27:32,700 --> 01:27:34,140
Did you turn your mic off?

1007
01:27:34,140 --> 01:27:34,940
Is my mic on?

1008
01:27:36,220 --> 01:27:36,860
They're all on.

1009
01:27:40,780 --> 01:27:42,220
Brandon died.

1010
01:27:42,220 --> 01:27:43,340
We've been talking to a ghost.

1011
01:27:43,340 --> 01:27:45,020
She's been in our minds this whole time.

1012
01:27:45,820 --> 01:27:47,740
Actually, let's find out later.

1013
01:27:47,740 --> 01:27:49,100
Sorry if you can't hear Brandon.

1014
01:27:50,220 --> 01:27:51,180
Brandon without a D.

1015
01:27:52,620 --> 01:27:54,700
If anyone's been saying his name wrong this whole time.

1016
01:27:54,700 --> 01:27:58,220
Andy will just do his best to dub his voice in with his own voice.

1017
01:27:58,220 --> 01:27:58,720
Yeah.

1018
01:27:59,500 --> 01:28:00,540
Hey, guys, I'm Brandon.

1019
01:28:00,540 --> 01:28:01,340
I can't do his voice.

1020
01:28:01,340 --> 01:28:01,660
I can't.

1021
01:28:01,660 --> 01:28:02,540
I don't want to know how.

1022
01:28:06,940 --> 01:28:07,900
That's that's his ghost.

1023
01:28:07,900 --> 01:28:13,500
I was just sort of doing that drop kick Murphy song.

1024
01:28:13,500 --> 01:28:14,460
Probably not even right.

1025
01:28:15,900 --> 01:28:17,740
Because I don't think that's how the song goes.

1026
01:28:17,740 --> 01:28:18,860
I don't think it's that part.

1027
01:28:18,860 --> 01:28:21,180
I don't know if that's drop kick Murphy's or the Batman theme.

1028
01:28:21,180 --> 01:28:21,740
What the fuck?

1029
01:28:23,900 --> 01:28:24,940
Wait, which Batman theme?

1030
01:28:28,140 --> 01:28:30,540
Oh, yeah, that was good.

1031
01:28:30,540 --> 01:28:31,420
What's the other Batman?

1032
01:28:31,420 --> 01:28:31,820
What's the?

1033
01:28:34,460 --> 01:28:34,940
Oh, shit.

1034
01:28:34,940 --> 01:28:35,580
No, that's.

1035
01:28:35,580 --> 01:28:36,220
That's Godzilla.

1036
01:28:36,220 --> 01:28:38,940
No, I was doing another Rick Godzilla.

1037
01:28:38,940 --> 01:28:39,740
My final watch.

1038
01:28:39,740 --> 01:28:40,380
Did you?

1039
01:28:40,380 --> 01:28:41,020
Oh, yeah.

1040
01:28:41,020 --> 01:28:41,580
It was great.

1041
01:28:41,580 --> 01:28:42,620
Yeah, it's a good movie.

1042
01:28:42,620 --> 01:28:43,580
It's a little slow.

1043
01:28:43,580 --> 01:28:44,140
Yeah, minus one.

1044
01:28:44,140 --> 01:28:44,940
The Japanese one.

1045
01:28:44,940 --> 01:28:45,740
So boring.

1046
01:28:45,740 --> 01:28:46,780
It's a little slow.

1047
01:28:46,780 --> 01:28:48,540
This was still a good thing.

1048
01:28:48,540 --> 01:28:51,100
Everyone just wants destruction porn.

1049
01:28:51,100 --> 01:28:52,460
No, it's a good movie.

1050
01:28:52,460 --> 01:28:53,260
That's all I want.

1051
01:28:53,260 --> 01:28:53,820
Thank you.

1052
01:28:53,820 --> 01:28:54,300
Yeah.

1053
01:28:54,300 --> 01:28:55,900
If you just want destruction porn, it's not for you.

1054
01:28:55,900 --> 01:28:58,460
But I want a good one with Heisenberg versus Godzilla.

1055
01:28:58,460 --> 01:28:59,260
That's great.

1056
01:28:59,260 --> 01:29:00,700
And kick ass versus Godzilla.

1057
01:29:00,700 --> 01:29:03,500
No, listen, I watched those two and every fucking Godzilla movie.

1058
01:29:03,500 --> 01:29:08,060
Too many humans, too many fucking humans in Godzilla movies.

1059
01:29:08,060 --> 01:29:13,100
I don't give a fuck about if some girl can communicate with fucking King Kong.

1060
01:29:13,100 --> 01:29:13,980
I don't give a shit.

1061
01:29:13,980 --> 01:29:15,660
Bro, do you even nuance?

1062
01:29:15,660 --> 01:29:19,660
Oh, no, listen, Godzilla 2000 was great only because of Matthew Roderick.

1063
01:29:19,660 --> 01:29:20,220
Yeah.

1064
01:29:20,220 --> 01:29:23,820
And the stadium full of the eggs.

1065
01:29:23,820 --> 01:29:24,620
That was pretty cool.

1066
01:29:24,620 --> 01:29:28,300
But that's also complete nostalgia because that movie sucks.

1067
01:29:28,300 --> 01:29:29,100
And we all know it.

1068
01:29:29,100 --> 01:29:29,740
It was terrible.

1069
01:29:29,740 --> 01:29:30,700
It was some fucking bullshit.

1070
01:29:30,700 --> 01:29:31,180
They're all terrible.

1071
01:29:31,180 --> 01:29:37,980
The only good thing to come out of that movie was the Green Day song that they made for it.

1072
01:29:37,980 --> 01:29:41,900
That, uh, go, go, Godzilla.

1073
01:29:41,900 --> 01:29:43,900
I'm having trouble.

1074
01:29:43,900 --> 01:29:45,900
Godzilla.

1075
01:29:45,900 --> 01:29:47,900
Oh, my God.

1076
01:29:47,900 --> 01:29:49,900
Go, Godzilla.

1077
01:29:49,900 --> 01:29:51,900
That's Alice Cooper.

1078
01:29:51,900 --> 01:29:55,900
And that came out a long time ago.

1079
01:29:55,900 --> 01:29:57,900
80s.

1080
01:29:57,900 --> 01:30:01,900
Yeah, he also that was right around the time of Feed My Frankenstein.

1081
01:30:01,900 --> 01:30:03,900
Feed my Frankenstein.

1082
01:30:03,900 --> 01:30:05,900
Wait, no, that's not the song.

1083
01:30:05,900 --> 01:30:07,900
That's not how it goes.

1084
01:30:07,900 --> 01:30:09,900
I have no idea what you're making up right now.

1085
01:30:09,900 --> 01:30:11,900
It's not the tune.

1086
01:30:11,900 --> 01:30:15,900
Brandon, Brandon, what do you think about the old Godzilla?

1087
01:30:15,900 --> 01:30:17,900
Yeah, which one?

1088
01:30:17,900 --> 01:30:19,900
Which one?

1089
01:30:19,900 --> 01:30:21,900
I was just looking at the scene.

1090
01:30:21,900 --> 01:30:23,900
Oh, he's just trying to get into the scene.

1091
01:30:23,900 --> 01:30:25,900
Oh, really?

1092
01:30:25,900 --> 01:30:27,900
This is Garfield minus Garfield.

1093
01:30:27,900 --> 01:30:31,900
This is Fried Rice Podcast minus Brandon.

1094
01:30:31,900 --> 01:30:35,900
It's all of us just having an insane manic episode about what about Bob?

1095
01:30:35,900 --> 01:30:37,900
Where we're responding to no one.

1096
01:30:37,900 --> 01:30:39,900
Three guys all insane.

1097
01:30:39,900 --> 01:30:41,900
Shared Delusion.

1098
01:30:41,900 --> 01:30:43,900
It will be the title of this one.

1099
01:30:43,900 --> 01:30:45,900
What about Bob?

1100
01:30:45,900 --> 01:30:47,900
The Fried Rice Podcast Shared Delusion of Brandon.

1101
01:30:47,900 --> 01:30:49,900
Brandon made a good pick too late.

1102
01:30:49,900 --> 01:30:51,900
I already killed him.

1103
01:30:51,900 --> 01:30:53,900
Too late, I already killed him.

1104
01:30:53,900 --> 01:30:55,900
I mean, Brandon made the pick.

1105
01:30:55,900 --> 01:30:57,900
Who's Brandon?

1106
01:30:57,900 --> 01:30:59,900
Who do you keep referring to?

1107
01:30:59,900 --> 01:31:01,900
Oh, that's one of the best South Parks of all time.

1108
01:31:01,900 --> 01:31:05,900
When they decide to cold shoulder and pretend Cartman isn't real.

1109
01:31:05,900 --> 01:31:07,900
And so Cartman goes to the playground.

1110
01:31:07,900 --> 01:31:09,900
He's like, hey guys, you know, like what's up?

1111
01:31:09,900 --> 01:31:11,900
And they all just pretend he's not real.

1112
01:31:11,900 --> 01:31:15,900
And he goes, oh my God, am I dead?

1113
01:31:15,900 --> 01:31:17,900
And like everyone ignores him.

1114
01:31:17,900 --> 01:31:19,900
So he starts running around.

1115
01:31:19,900 --> 01:31:21,900
He's like, ah, ah.

1116
01:31:21,900 --> 01:31:25,900
And like all the adults are just walking by looking at him.

1117
01:31:25,900 --> 01:31:27,900
And they're walking by, that's a fucked up kid or whatever.

1118
01:31:27,900 --> 01:31:29,900
And then he goes to Butters' house.

1119
01:31:29,900 --> 01:31:31,900
He goes, ah, ah.

1120
01:31:31,900 --> 01:31:35,900
And Butters goes, hey Cartman, you can see me.

1121
01:31:35,900 --> 01:31:37,900
And he starts haunting Butters.

1122
01:31:37,900 --> 01:31:43,900
And the best part of it was when he goes home and he sees the

1123
01:31:43,900 --> 01:31:47,900
plumbers pulling out a toilet in a Cartman sized box.

1124
01:31:47,900 --> 01:31:51,900
And it's like, well, it was too full of KFC chicken wings or

1125
01:31:51,900 --> 01:31:52,900
chicken skin.

1126
01:31:52,900 --> 01:31:54,900
And it clogged the system.

1127
01:31:54,900 --> 01:31:55,900
So he had to get rid of it.

1128
01:31:55,900 --> 01:31:57,900
And he thinks it's his body being pulled away.

1129
01:31:57,900 --> 01:32:01,900
And then when he thinks his mom's moaning in the, in the, in

1130
01:32:01,900 --> 01:32:03,900
the, like her mom, she's getting fucked.

1131
01:32:03,900 --> 01:32:04,900
It's so good.

1132
01:32:04,900 --> 01:32:05,900
So good.

1133
01:32:05,900 --> 01:32:06,900
He's all crying.

1134
01:32:06,900 --> 01:32:08,900
She's like, ah.

1135
01:32:08,900 --> 01:32:10,900
Ah.

1136
01:32:10,900 --> 01:32:13,900
That's the best, one of the best South Parks of all time.

1137
01:32:13,900 --> 01:32:14,900
All right.

1138
01:32:14,900 --> 01:32:16,900
Well, I recommend South Park, that episode.

1139
01:32:16,900 --> 01:32:17,900
Go watch it.

1140
01:32:17,900 --> 01:32:20,900
So anyway, this has been the podcast.

1141
01:32:20,900 --> 01:32:22,900
Next week's movie.

1142
01:32:22,900 --> 01:32:23,900
Oh yeah.

1143
01:32:23,900 --> 01:32:24,900
Oh shit.

1144
01:32:24,900 --> 01:32:25,900
I'm so sorry.

1145
01:32:25,900 --> 01:32:26,900
Yeah.

1146
01:32:26,900 --> 01:32:27,900
I skipped.

1147
01:32:27,900 --> 01:32:28,900
You thought I died?

1148
01:32:28,900 --> 01:32:29,900
I was literally about to do that.

1149
01:32:29,900 --> 01:32:30,900
You thought I died?

1150
01:32:30,900 --> 01:32:32,900
Everybody's fucking dying.

1151
01:32:32,900 --> 01:32:36,900
Austin, we keep, you see these other two people too, right?

1152
01:32:36,900 --> 01:32:37,900
Yeah.

1153
01:32:37,900 --> 01:32:38,900
Wait, what?

1154
01:32:38,900 --> 01:32:39,900
Wait.

1155
01:32:39,900 --> 01:32:40,900
Hold on.

1156
01:32:40,900 --> 01:32:42,900
Brendan, you see Austin in my, right?

1157
01:32:42,900 --> 01:32:43,900
No one's here.

1158
01:32:43,900 --> 01:32:47,900
Just look at it, just me talking this whole time doing voices.

1159
01:32:47,900 --> 01:32:50,900
Bob never answers the phone.

1160
01:32:50,900 --> 01:32:53,900
Butterfly Effect, the podcast version.

1161
01:32:53,900 --> 01:32:54,900
Oh shit.

1162
01:32:54,900 --> 01:32:55,900
All right, Mike.

1163
01:32:55,900 --> 01:32:58,900
So we, we go in, we go in order here.

1164
01:32:58,900 --> 01:33:03,900
Oh, by the way, our rating system, fuck it's B through F and then there's a W for waste

1165
01:33:03,900 --> 01:33:04,900
of time.

1166
01:33:04,900 --> 01:33:07,900
That's why we all gave it a B instead of an A. We really love the movie.

1167
01:33:07,900 --> 01:33:10,900
In case you were wondering, it's your first time listening.

1168
01:33:10,900 --> 01:33:11,900
Five neurotic goldfish.

1169
01:33:11,900 --> 01:33:15,900
Five neurotic goldfish out of five neurotic goldfish, if you get the drift.

1170
01:33:15,900 --> 01:33:17,900
Five neurotic goldfish out of five straight jackets.

1171
01:33:17,900 --> 01:33:20,900
That's about as crazy of a fucking answer you can have for this one.

1172
01:33:20,900 --> 01:33:26,900
So, all right, so our order has been, we had, we had Brendan with us last week.

1173
01:33:26,900 --> 01:33:27,900
It's going to be Mike this week.

1174
01:33:27,900 --> 01:33:29,900
I will be the following week.

1175
01:33:29,900 --> 01:33:31,900
Mike, what?

1176
01:33:31,900 --> 01:33:32,900
Okay.

1177
01:33:32,900 --> 01:33:33,900
Wait, does that not how it goes?

1178
01:33:33,900 --> 01:33:35,900
I thought it goes in the circle that we're sitting in.

1179
01:33:35,900 --> 01:33:36,900
Is that always how it's been?

1180
01:33:36,900 --> 01:33:37,900
Yeah.

1181
01:33:37,900 --> 01:33:38,900
Yeah.

1182
01:33:38,900 --> 01:33:39,900
Yeah, you picked after the dark.

1183
01:33:39,900 --> 01:33:40,900
Oh, was that before Brendan?

1184
01:33:40,900 --> 01:33:41,900
Yes.

1185
01:33:41,900 --> 01:33:42,900
I always thought it was after Mike.

1186
01:33:42,900 --> 01:33:43,900
I'm so sorry.

1187
01:33:43,900 --> 01:33:44,900
I'm after Austin.

1188
01:33:44,900 --> 01:33:46,900
All right, so we're doing it in a circle order.

1189
01:33:46,900 --> 01:33:47,900
My bad.

1190
01:33:47,900 --> 01:33:48,900
Austin will be after Mike.

1191
01:33:48,900 --> 01:33:52,900
I will wait to drop my super fucking dope ass movie that I picked for next week.

1192
01:33:52,900 --> 01:33:54,900
We've heard that before.

1193
01:33:54,900 --> 01:33:57,900
No, this one's fucking awesome, I think, if I remember it correctly.

1194
01:33:57,900 --> 01:33:58,900
I haven't seen it in years.

1195
01:33:58,900 --> 01:34:02,900
I hope there's not a teacher trying to fuck any students because that's what happened

1196
01:34:02,900 --> 01:34:05,900
last time I hadn't seen a movie in years that I thought was fucking cool.

1197
01:34:05,900 --> 01:34:08,900
So, when do you hear what happened to me this week with the other movie?

1198
01:34:08,900 --> 01:34:10,900
You should just fucking watch it.

1199
01:34:10,900 --> 01:34:11,900
So, okay.

1200
01:34:11,900 --> 01:34:12,900
Mike, what's your movie?

1201
01:34:12,900 --> 01:34:16,900
My movie for this week, listen, we're going to go completely different.

1202
01:34:16,900 --> 01:34:17,900
Okay, fuck.

1203
01:34:17,900 --> 01:34:26,900
Because I'm trying to do genres and we've been comedy, horror, you know, action.

1204
01:34:26,900 --> 01:34:27,900
That's what movies are, Mike.

1205
01:34:27,900 --> 01:34:29,900
Can I take a stab as to what we have in common?

1206
01:34:29,900 --> 01:34:31,900
Take a stab as to what the genre is.

1207
01:34:31,900 --> 01:34:34,900
Okay, so we've done family friendly, we've done action, we've done comedy.

1208
01:34:34,900 --> 01:34:36,900
I'm going to say foreign.

1209
01:34:36,900 --> 01:34:42,900
We haven't done romance, we haven't done foreign, we haven't done, oh, God,

1210
01:34:42,900 --> 01:34:48,900
we haven't done foreign romance, romantic comedy, would fall into that same blanket.

1211
01:34:48,900 --> 01:34:49,900
We haven't done mysteries.

1212
01:34:49,900 --> 01:34:51,900
We haven't done LGBT.

1213
01:34:51,900 --> 01:34:53,900
We haven't done LGBT, specifically.

1214
01:34:53,900 --> 01:34:54,900
Right.

1215
01:34:54,900 --> 01:34:56,900
We haven't done.

1216
01:34:56,900 --> 01:34:57,900
It is.

1217
01:34:57,900 --> 01:35:00,900
I heard that, he's picking a gay fucking movie.

1218
01:35:00,900 --> 01:35:02,900
Well, I mean, but which one?

1219
01:35:02,900 --> 01:35:06,900
I mean, if you picked like Milk, that might be a decent one to watch, right,

1220
01:35:06,900 --> 01:35:08,900
because that's like an Academy Award.

1221
01:35:08,900 --> 01:35:10,900
I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry.

1222
01:35:10,900 --> 01:35:14,900
Oh, Chuck and Larry, well, okay, now is Chuck and Larry pro or anti,

1223
01:35:14,900 --> 01:35:15,900
this is a discussion.

1224
01:35:15,900 --> 01:35:16,900
It doesn't matter.

1225
01:35:16,900 --> 01:35:17,900
All right, Mike.

1226
01:35:17,900 --> 01:35:18,900
You're trying to guess.

1227
01:35:18,900 --> 01:35:19,900
What genre?

1228
01:35:19,900 --> 01:35:20,900
I was thinking like mystery.

1229
01:35:20,900 --> 01:35:22,900
Okay.

1230
01:35:22,900 --> 01:35:25,900
Animated, we've done, have we?

1231
01:35:25,900 --> 01:35:26,900
Yeah, we've done animated.

1232
01:35:26,900 --> 01:35:27,900
Have we?

1233
01:35:27,900 --> 01:35:28,900
Yes, we did.

1234
01:35:28,900 --> 01:35:29,900
Comic Con, someone picked it.

1235
01:35:29,900 --> 01:35:30,900
Anime.

1236
01:35:30,900 --> 01:35:31,900
Oh, we know, that's an anime.

1237
01:35:31,900 --> 01:35:32,900
Have we done an anime?

1238
01:35:32,900 --> 01:35:33,900
It's still animated.

1239
01:35:33,900 --> 01:35:34,900
Have we done a classically animated?

1240
01:35:34,900 --> 01:35:35,900
No, not classically animated.

1241
01:35:35,900 --> 01:35:36,900
Technically, technically, Scanner Darkly.

1242
01:35:36,900 --> 01:35:37,900
Scanner Darkly, yeah.

1243
01:35:37,900 --> 01:35:38,900
Well, that's Rotoscope.

1244
01:35:38,900 --> 01:35:39,900
I don't even really count that.

1245
01:35:39,900 --> 01:35:40,900
That's a form of animation.

1246
01:35:40,900 --> 01:35:41,900
That's the original animation.

1247
01:35:41,900 --> 01:35:42,900
I guess I'm considering like American animation.

1248
01:35:42,900 --> 01:35:43,900
Yeah, I don't know what you mean.

1249
01:35:43,900 --> 01:35:44,900
That's American animation.

1250
01:35:44,900 --> 01:35:45,900
Disney stuff.

1251
01:35:45,900 --> 01:35:46,900
That's a Disney.

1252
01:35:46,900 --> 01:35:47,900
Yeah, he means Disney.

1253
01:35:47,900 --> 01:35:48,900
I'm sorry, I'm not trying to be an asshole.

1254
01:35:48,900 --> 01:35:49,900
No, it's fine.

1255
01:35:49,900 --> 01:35:50,900
We haven't done.

1256
01:35:50,900 --> 01:35:51,900
I can't help myself.

1257
01:35:51,900 --> 01:35:52,900
I'm not trying.

1258
01:35:52,900 --> 01:35:53,900
But be an asshole.

1259
01:35:53,900 --> 01:35:54,900
It's just me, I'm sorry.

1260
01:35:54,900 --> 01:35:55,900
I'm an asshole.

1261
01:35:55,900 --> 01:36:01,900
It's okay, I'm not real, Andy.

1262
01:36:01,900 --> 01:36:02,900
You're not an asshole.

1263
01:36:02,900 --> 01:36:03,900
You're not an asshole.

1264
01:36:03,900 --> 01:36:04,900
You're not even there.

1265
01:36:04,900 --> 01:36:07,660
You drive three hours to be here, and I respect and love you.

1266
01:36:07,660 --> 01:36:11,900
Let's see, I'm just trying to think of what fucking genre Mike could have picked.

1267
01:36:11,900 --> 01:36:12,900
Black.

1268
01:36:12,900 --> 01:36:15,740
Oh, black exploitation.

1269
01:36:15,740 --> 01:36:17,180
You also have Quentin Tarantino.

1270
01:36:17,180 --> 01:36:18,460
Okay, can we get a decade, Mike?

1271
01:36:18,460 --> 01:36:19,460
We haven't done a Tarantino.

1272
01:36:19,460 --> 01:36:20,460
Can we get a decade?

1273
01:36:20,460 --> 01:36:22,180
You know how I feel about Tarantino, right?

1274
01:36:22,180 --> 01:36:23,180
You love Tarantino.

1275
01:36:23,180 --> 01:36:24,180
Right.

1276
01:36:24,180 --> 01:36:26,540
We haven't done a Tarantino, and that's a genre all of its own.

1277
01:36:26,540 --> 01:36:28,100
And we also haven't done a Robert Rodriguez.

1278
01:36:28,100 --> 01:36:31,460
Robert Rodriguez, yeah, that's my favorite.

1279
01:36:31,460 --> 01:36:33,220
We haven't done Grindhouse style.

1280
01:36:33,220 --> 01:36:34,220
No.

1281
01:36:34,220 --> 01:36:35,380
So that's my guess.

1282
01:36:35,380 --> 01:36:36,900
Okay, your guess is Grindhouse.

1283
01:36:36,900 --> 01:36:39,620
Now, what I went with was Western.

1284
01:36:39,620 --> 01:36:44,260
Oh, we haven't done a Western, which you're not a Western guy.

1285
01:36:44,260 --> 01:36:47,540
And I'm not a Western fan, but I saw this and it looked interesting.

1286
01:36:47,540 --> 01:36:48,540
Fuck yeah.

1287
01:36:48,540 --> 01:36:50,380
It's newer, but I'd not heard of it.

1288
01:36:50,380 --> 01:36:55,260
It's called, speaking of the Punisher, it's called One Ranger.

1289
01:36:55,260 --> 01:36:57,420
Oh, I haven't heard of this.

1290
01:36:57,420 --> 01:36:58,420
Me neither.

1291
01:36:58,420 --> 01:36:59,420
Thomas Jane.

1292
01:36:59,420 --> 01:37:00,420
Okay.

1293
01:37:00,420 --> 01:37:01,420
Does it look violent?

1294
01:37:01,420 --> 01:37:02,420
2023.

1295
01:37:02,420 --> 01:37:03,420
Didn't even watch the trailer.

1296
01:37:03,420 --> 01:37:04,420
Oh, fuck.

1297
01:37:04,420 --> 01:37:05,420
I hope it's violent.

1298
01:37:05,420 --> 01:37:10,740
Saw the star, the cover, and said, hey, that looks interesting.

1299
01:37:10,740 --> 01:37:11,740
Why not?

1300
01:37:11,740 --> 01:37:14,020
I like Thomas Jane.

1301
01:37:14,020 --> 01:37:16,700
It looks like a more modern Western, not a...

1302
01:37:16,700 --> 01:37:17,700
Okay.

1303
01:37:17,700 --> 01:37:22,380
Mike, I hope to God this is one of those cool bone tomahawk situations where you're going

1304
01:37:22,380 --> 01:37:26,860
to get like a revenge-fueled Clint Eastwood style, gun them up.

1305
01:37:26,860 --> 01:37:28,700
I hope so too, but I have no idea.

1306
01:37:28,700 --> 01:37:34,300
I swear to God, if this is a Bridges of Madison County situation, Mike, we're getting into

1307
01:37:34,300 --> 01:37:35,300
some romantic cowboy shit.

1308
01:37:35,300 --> 01:37:36,300
Pull up the trailer.

1309
01:37:36,300 --> 01:37:37,300
Let's watch the trailer together.

1310
01:37:37,300 --> 01:37:38,300
None of us succeeded, including me.

1311
01:37:38,300 --> 01:37:39,300
Is this going to make me...

1312
01:37:39,300 --> 01:37:43,260
But I'm not changing the pick no matter what.

1313
01:37:43,260 --> 01:37:44,260
Let's watch the trailer.

1314
01:37:44,260 --> 01:37:47,260
Mike, is this going to make me not mad at Thomas Jane anymore?

1315
01:37:47,260 --> 01:37:49,020
For not doing Punisher again?

1316
01:37:49,020 --> 01:37:50,020
No idea.

1317
01:37:50,020 --> 01:37:51,020
Because he's just like, I don't want to do it.

1318
01:37:51,020 --> 01:37:54,020
I did it once, but really we know it because they weren't going to give him the outrageous

1319
01:37:54,020 --> 01:37:55,020
amount of money.

1320
01:37:55,020 --> 01:38:00,220
But Ray Stevenson did a great job as Punisher in War Journal, and he's awesome.

1321
01:38:00,220 --> 01:38:01,500
I think Jon Bernthal is a great Punisher replacement.

1322
01:38:01,500 --> 01:38:04,260
I think Jon Bernthal is the best Punisher so far, really.

1323
01:38:04,260 --> 01:38:06,060
But Thomas Jane is the original Punisher.

1324
01:38:06,060 --> 01:38:07,060
That movie is fucking awesome.

1325
01:38:07,060 --> 01:38:08,060
It is awesome.

1326
01:38:08,060 --> 01:38:09,060
Yeah, no, I liked all iterations.

1327
01:38:09,060 --> 01:38:11,060
I wish I had a pick now that I think about it.

1328
01:38:11,060 --> 01:38:12,460
And he won't do it again.

1329
01:38:12,460 --> 01:38:13,460
I'm hoping...

1330
01:38:13,460 --> 01:38:15,060
If they want to save a multiverse...

1331
01:38:15,060 --> 01:38:16,060
No multiverse.

1332
01:38:16,060 --> 01:38:19,780
If they multiverse him in CGI, I'm just like, come on, come on, Thomas Jane.

1333
01:38:19,780 --> 01:38:21,820
But Jon Bernthal, I hate.

1334
01:38:21,820 --> 01:38:22,820
Not as an actor.

1335
01:38:22,820 --> 01:38:24,260
He's amazing in everything he does.

1336
01:38:24,260 --> 01:38:29,620
It's because I was foolish enough to watch the first season of Walking Dead, and because

1337
01:38:29,620 --> 01:38:31,140
of his portrayal of that character...

1338
01:38:31,140 --> 01:38:33,140
Everyone sees him as that guy and it's bad.

1339
01:38:33,140 --> 01:38:35,140
So he did too good a job now I hate him.

1340
01:38:35,140 --> 01:38:36,700
Honestly, he's a great actor.

1341
01:38:36,700 --> 01:38:38,020
I can't get over it.

1342
01:38:38,020 --> 01:38:42,060
It's one of those things, it's like I haven't watched The Punisher Show because I'm just

1343
01:38:42,060 --> 01:38:43,060
like, give this an ass.

1344
01:38:43,060 --> 01:38:44,060
You haven't watched The Punisher?

1345
01:38:44,060 --> 01:38:45,060
The Punisher Show is pretty good.

1346
01:38:45,060 --> 01:38:46,060
It's amazing.

1347
01:38:46,060 --> 01:38:47,060
This will blow your mind.

1348
01:38:47,060 --> 01:38:49,900
I haven't watched any of the Netflix Marvel stuff.

1349
01:38:49,900 --> 01:38:51,820
There's no point now it's all retconned.

1350
01:38:51,820 --> 01:38:57,460
Well, there's still a point to watch the many, many hours of Marvel content that Netflix

1351
01:38:57,460 --> 01:38:58,460
produced.

1352
01:38:58,460 --> 01:38:59,460
I just, for some fucking reason...

1353
01:38:59,460 --> 01:39:01,420
Well, not all of them, but most of them.

1354
01:39:01,420 --> 01:39:02,420
You know what it was?

1355
01:39:02,420 --> 01:39:05,580
I think I started with Luke Cage and I think I fell asleep too many times trying to get

1356
01:39:05,580 --> 01:39:06,580
through it.

1357
01:39:06,580 --> 01:39:07,580
It's boring.

1358
01:39:07,580 --> 01:39:12,100
And then in my mind, I was thinking, I think the Netflix universe is just a slower, more

1359
01:39:12,100 --> 01:39:14,940
boring, grounded universe that I'm not into.

1360
01:39:14,940 --> 01:39:16,620
It's definitely darker and slower.

1361
01:39:16,620 --> 01:39:21,820
But I've seen like fucking awesome fight scenes from Daredevil.

1362
01:39:21,820 --> 01:39:22,820
Daredevil's amazing.

1363
01:39:22,820 --> 01:39:24,060
The hallway fight's awesome.

1364
01:39:24,060 --> 01:39:25,700
The kingpin fight is awesome.

1365
01:39:25,700 --> 01:39:30,440
So like, okay, yeah, I've seen some cool shit.

1366
01:39:30,440 --> 01:39:31,780
It might be worth binging one day.

1367
01:39:31,780 --> 01:39:34,420
Daredevil and Punisher are definitely worth binging.

1368
01:39:34,420 --> 01:39:37,380
It feels too slow, but I also feel that way about...

1369
01:39:37,380 --> 01:39:39,500
I'm starting to feel that way about a lot of things now.

1370
01:39:39,500 --> 01:39:42,780
It's like I'm starting to feel like movies shouldn't, there shouldn't be an hour and

1371
01:39:42,780 --> 01:39:43,780
a half like rec.

1372
01:39:43,780 --> 01:39:50,460
Make shorter content or make it more interesting because like, I don't care about all the little

1373
01:39:50,460 --> 01:39:52,420
care, like the little bullshit.

1374
01:39:52,420 --> 01:39:56,060
You're kind of right because an hour and a half seems like not enough for the character

1375
01:39:56,060 --> 01:39:57,060
development.

1376
01:39:57,060 --> 01:40:01,500
That's why these series on TV that are eight hours of that are better when they're actually

1377
01:40:01,500 --> 01:40:02,500
stretched out a little bit.

1378
01:40:02,500 --> 01:40:03,940
If they're filling their time correctly.

1379
01:40:03,940 --> 01:40:04,940
Correct.

1380
01:40:04,940 --> 01:40:07,340
But I'm saying when you get enough time to actually fill it out.

1381
01:40:07,340 --> 01:40:10,260
But in movies, what happens a lot of time is they half fill everything out because they

1382
01:40:10,260 --> 01:40:12,500
don't have enough time.

1383
01:40:12,500 --> 01:40:17,500
But if they go too short, it also, it's movies are kind of the wrong way.

1384
01:40:17,500 --> 01:40:22,300
The one hour episode episodic where you get five, six, some of the special event things

1385
01:40:22,300 --> 01:40:26,300
that have just been six episodes and that's it have been great.

1386
01:40:26,300 --> 01:40:27,300
And then

1387
01:40:27,300 --> 01:40:34,100
remember the original mini series it, they gave it two movies worth of time to cover

1388
01:40:34,100 --> 01:40:35,100
the thing.

1389
01:40:35,100 --> 01:40:36,100
Right.

1390
01:40:36,100 --> 01:40:40,100
And we also got it with these two new, but like the mini series got like a two part and

1391
01:40:40,100 --> 01:40:43,940
we also got the two fully produced movies like yeah, giving a thing a little bit more

1392
01:40:43,940 --> 01:40:46,260
time is good, but also think too much time.

1393
01:40:46,260 --> 01:40:47,260
Right.

1394
01:40:47,260 --> 01:40:49,420
When you're trying to tell a more complete story.

1395
01:40:49,420 --> 01:40:54,460
So if you're going to tell a story that takes longer than an hour and a half to tell correctly,

1396
01:40:54,460 --> 01:40:56,260
put it on TV format.

1397
01:40:56,260 --> 01:41:00,060
If you have something that can be told in an hour and a half where all the time is used

1398
01:41:00,060 --> 01:41:06,020
and allotted properly, we're not just you have a basic idea for something that you could

1399
01:41:06,020 --> 01:41:12,980
put some celebrities in as a vehicle for stardom and then just put enough, enough fucking establishing

1400
01:41:12,980 --> 01:41:17,500
shots of whatever some blah, blah, blah, dump some exposition and then just have a Fast

1401
01:41:17,500 --> 01:41:18,500
and Furious movie.

1402
01:41:18,500 --> 01:41:19,500
Right.

1403
01:41:19,500 --> 01:41:21,300
Like I don't care about that anymore.

1404
01:41:21,300 --> 01:41:22,300
Yeah.

1405
01:41:22,300 --> 01:41:23,300
I don't need a Fast and Furious mini series.

1406
01:41:23,300 --> 01:41:25,820
That's a good example, but a Fast and Furious movie, that's the right link.

1407
01:41:25,820 --> 01:41:28,420
I hate that whole point you were trying to make.

1408
01:41:28,420 --> 01:41:31,660
I was just thinking about how funny it would be if I just started inserting kissy noises

1409
01:41:31,660 --> 01:41:32,660
into the mic.

1410
01:41:32,660 --> 01:41:38,780
I don't even think that episode is.

1411
01:41:38,780 --> 01:41:42,580
I don't think we have every.

1412
01:41:42,580 --> 01:41:48,860
Oh, well, I think I don't know if he ever gave us the, he might not have ever given

1413
01:41:48,860 --> 01:41:49,860
me the thing.

1414
01:41:49,860 --> 01:41:50,860
Yeah.

1415
01:41:50,860 --> 01:41:55,340
When Jesse says that, don't put kissing noises in this fucking Oscar, you son of a bitch.

1416
01:41:55,340 --> 01:41:57,100
We got like, like, listen, Dario.

1417
01:41:57,100 --> 01:41:58,100
Callback, baby.

1418
01:41:58,100 --> 01:41:59,100
Dario.

1419
01:41:59,100 --> 01:42:00,100
I wasn't even involved.

1420
01:42:00,100 --> 01:42:01,100
The trolling stopped.

1421
01:42:01,100 --> 01:42:06,060
So the movie is one ranger starring Thomas Jane.

1422
01:42:06,060 --> 01:42:08,820
We can all hope to God it's got some action in it.

1423
01:42:08,820 --> 01:42:13,100
And it's not a romance movie because Mike blindly picked a Western.

1424
01:42:13,100 --> 01:42:15,100
At least it's not going to be.

1425
01:42:15,100 --> 01:42:20,900
Blindly picked a to be Western, which we are all going to dedicate an hour or more talking

1426
01:42:20,900 --> 01:42:21,900
about.

1427
01:42:21,900 --> 01:42:25,260
At least it's not, at least it's not like a gay movie, Brokeback Mountain.

1428
01:42:25,260 --> 01:42:26,500
At least it's one ranger.

1429
01:42:26,500 --> 01:42:28,860
If anything, it's going to be him jacking off.

1430
01:42:28,860 --> 01:42:30,660
Well, yeah, one ranger.

1431
01:42:30,660 --> 01:42:33,300
That's no, it's definitely the description.

1432
01:42:33,300 --> 01:42:35,180
The description makes it sound like it has action.

1433
01:42:35,180 --> 01:42:38,460
I would say Brokeback Mountain actually was up for Oscars and shit.

1434
01:42:38,460 --> 01:42:40,820
That would probably be a good movie to watch, you know?

1435
01:42:40,820 --> 01:42:41,820
Yeah.

1436
01:42:41,820 --> 01:42:44,340
Like I've never seen it, but it's it's not it doesn't interest me.

1437
01:42:44,340 --> 01:42:45,340
This looked like it had action.

1438
01:42:45,340 --> 01:42:47,380
Well, I don't really like slow romance movies.

1439
01:42:47,380 --> 01:42:52,420
The the exception to the rule might be lost in translation if we're going to talk about

1440
01:42:52,420 --> 01:42:53,420
Bill Murray movies.

1441
01:42:53,420 --> 01:42:56,540
That's one of my absolute favorites of his.

1442
01:42:56,540 --> 01:43:02,340
But that's also because I think I was obsessed with Japan culture at the time and that the

1443
01:43:02,340 --> 01:43:07,100
whole movie takes place in Japan with two Americans meeting in Japan and falling kind

1444
01:43:07,100 --> 01:43:10,460
of in love with each other while they each like it's kind of they shouldn't.

1445
01:43:10,460 --> 01:43:11,940
I like that movie.

1446
01:43:11,940 --> 01:43:15,900
But when it comes to like a Western, I hope to God.

1447
01:43:15,900 --> 01:43:17,620
But all right.

1448
01:43:17,620 --> 01:43:24,020
Well anyway, this has been a pretty good episode.

1449
01:43:24,020 --> 01:43:25,020
I like it.

1450
01:43:25,020 --> 01:43:26,020
Thanks for coming out, guys.

1451
01:43:26,020 --> 01:43:29,580
This has been Fried Rice podcast with me as always.

1452
01:43:29,580 --> 01:43:32,500
It is Mike.

1453
01:43:32,500 --> 01:43:41,060
If he was live in Western times, he would have died a long time ago from being shot

1454
01:43:41,060 --> 01:43:48,020
or diarrhea or or probably shit anything back then.

1455
01:43:48,020 --> 01:43:49,500
So probably just a paper cut.

1456
01:43:49,500 --> 01:43:55,180
And he's gone because the gangrene would set in Larson except for I'm cellos.

1457
01:43:55,180 --> 01:44:01,860
Here with us as always is Brennan.

1458
01:44:01,860 --> 01:44:06,340
If he was in western times, they would their minds would be blown by his theme song.

1459
01:44:06,340 --> 01:44:10,740
Not that I don't know.

1460
01:44:10,740 --> 01:44:13,420
And shiply up to Boston.

1461
01:44:13,420 --> 01:44:14,420
Shit.

1462
01:44:14,420 --> 01:44:21,500
Don't fuck with me with me here with us as always is Austin.

1463
01:44:21,500 --> 01:44:25,540
If he was alive in western times, his beard would totally fit in.

1464
01:44:25,540 --> 01:44:28,300
Feral men's mental health matters.

1465
01:44:28,300 --> 01:44:32,620
It's a noise and such a dick move.

1466
01:44:32,620 --> 01:44:34,300
I've been your host, Andy Rice.

1467
01:44:34,300 --> 01:44:40,460
If I was alive in western times, I would be part of some sort of traveling show and I

1468
01:44:40,460 --> 01:44:43,980
would have some weird STD.

1469
01:44:43,980 --> 01:44:46,260
We selling us all cocaine and bottles.

1470
01:44:46,260 --> 01:44:47,260
Yeah.

1471
01:44:47,260 --> 01:44:53,180
I'm Andy Rice and this has been Fried Rice podcast, we've been fried, we've been Rice,

1472
01:44:53,180 --> 01:44:54,180
we've been podcast.

1473
01:44:54,180 --> 01:44:55,180
Thank you so much.

1474
01:44:55,180 --> 01:44:56,180
Have a good one.

1475
01:44:56,180 --> 01:44:57,180
Later.

1476
01:44:57,180 --> 01:45:18,060
Goodbye.