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and welcome to a scanner Darkly episode of Fried Rice Podcast. I'm your host, high on

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drugs, there's bugs all over my skin, Andy Rice. Let's get fried with me. As always is,

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he's been around the block, he's old as fuck, it's Michael, he's done all the drugs in the

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world and still doesn't kill him. Larsen.

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Cellios, motherfucker.

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Jesus Christ, and that is actually, I should have called you Cellios because that is a

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guy that does all the drugs and still doesn't kill him. So that's one time that's an accurate

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time to be called Cellios. With us, as always, it's Brennan.

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Shipley up to Boston.

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Hello everybody.

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With us as always is Austin Rode, those bugs that were crawling all over my skin on just

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a tidal wave of paranoid feeling on your skin. Three hours to be here, Farrell.

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Check me out on ZooBooks.

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Oh my God. You know what? You surprise me every week with those. And I don't think,

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it's like, how's he going to get me this week? And then you say ZooBooks and it unlocks,

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it literally just a key, unlocks this little door that just opened and a flood of just

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90s nostalgia just hit me like a comfortable wave. And I love it.

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I will run out. I really will. Especially with this project that we're doing with a

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bunch of episodes. I felt like you only did that just to see if I could run out.

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To see if you can get through it all. Well, here we are again, another wonderful week

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with my friends. This was a, well, just interesting right now, just before you guys got here is

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someone packed into my, into my speaker here and started blasting, I think the most egregious

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form of music, which is country Western music through my speakers at full volume, mind you.

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He danced his way over to the soundbar and turned it off.

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I did. It was, it's tough because with line dancing, you go forward like four steps, then

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you got to go to the right four steps and then back four. I had to cheat a little bit

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and go five on the four. It took me about 10 minutes to get over to the soundbar. And

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then I realized I needed the remote and not the soundbar itself. And so I just danced

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another 10.

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You really don't like any country music at all whatsoever.

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I, we've gone over this before. We're only roll. I don't know what a jelly roll. That's

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a donut. That's a cop. I've seen, I nevermind. He's got tattoos on his face. He's a fat dude.

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Yeah. I've seen pictures. I don't need to hear him. Uh, he looks like that, uh, that

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who's that name? Uh, four, um, four geo blow. Uh, who's the Trump rapper? Uh, oh, oh, fuck.

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He's got all the tattoos on his face. So he looks like one of the guys from a matrix reloaded.

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It looks like a turtle from our garage, but like, uh, a little bit, but like a stupid

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version of them at any wraps. Is he the guy that's like, I, I produced myself, I'm self

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produced and like, that's why the music industry doesn't like me. There's no way. I don't know

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who that is.

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There's no way about anybody produces him. So he's gotta be the fucking, uh, what's his,

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oh yeah. Uh, four, four G auto blow. It's his name. Uh, let's see if we can find a picture

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of his real name's Kurt. Yeah. See, look fat, uh, fat, ugly turtle from you see it. It's

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like turtle. If turtle from on to us was like fucking Vince left me and people say my beard

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is Amish. Yeah. Oh God. He's got, he's got a face tattoo. He's got a chin tattoo. It's

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just on the part where his beard doesn't grow. That's fucking so stupid. He's I'm not mish.

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Well, anyway, whatever you want to feel about politics, he's a bad rapper. Uh, he was the

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one that did that, uh, did that fuck target song after they came out with their inclusive

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swimwear or whatever it was. Um, yeah, I didn't even know who he was. He's like, fuck target.

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You're grooming your children. No, they're not dumb ass. They're trying to make money

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off of pride month. It's just like every other fucking business. They don't give a shit about

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gay people or trans people. They're like, Hey, we can make swimsuits specifically for

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one demographic of people that desperately want to spend money on shit. Here you go.

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Yeah. Like that's what fucking it is. That's all it is. That's all. My mind is a marketing

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ploy for companies every holiday, every American holiday. Yeah. Fucking Halloween. No one gives

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a shit about whatever the fuck Halloween's origin was. Well, except for the Covens. Yeah.

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Who? So I wickens. Yeah. So about that, the small group of, of lesbian women out there

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that, that they don't know they're all lesbian. Hey, leave my people alone. They're not all

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lesbian, but every wiccan I've met has been a lesbian. Every movie I've seen. Yeah. Okay.

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The craft. Yeah. But it's all bullshit, dude. It's every part of it. Every holiday. There,

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there's a few that are like, okay, fourth of July. I get it. That's one where it's like,

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but it's still turned into marketing. It has because that's big flag, dude. They get you

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every year, fourth of July. I lived next door and I, this is not, uh, this is not a lie.

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We lived next, we live next door. I lived next door to the guy that won every single

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year for 15 years in a row, the fourth of July house decorating contest. He would start

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at the end of, uh, or he started probably like the beginning ish of June and he would

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just start planting hundreds, hundreds, maybe a thousand or two American flags. He did what

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Clark Griswold did with the Christmas lights with American flags all around his house.

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And he even had one of those like 45 foot flag polls right in the, so easy to tell people

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where I live park next to the fucking weird house with the giant flagpole in this little

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suburban neighborhood where nobody else has a giant fucking flagpole. And they had to

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tell him that he's not allowed to compete anymore. Like they told him because he had

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won so many times or they just made him a judge, even though they didn't want to be

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around him. They didn't want to like, he's kind of a honorary old man. And so no one

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really wanted to be around. Anyway, that's nothing to do with anything. This is not going

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to do fucking shit. That's okay. You got it out there. Fuck that guy. You hated him.

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Well, it's been in your mind. You wanted to win that competition. He beat you every year,

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but it's like our one flag we put up looked pathetic. Looked pitiful, man. It's like,

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it looked like we were Saudi like Saudi Arabia, like terrorists or something like, like people

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drove by. They're like, oh shit. These chat on tour listener, these one, oh, one listener

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at a, oh shit. I still had the map pulled up. Fuck. Ladies and gentlemen, we have one

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guy in the middle East that listens to our podcast. Um, and he's, he lives near a park.

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I have a map of where all you guys are. Motherfuckers. It doesn't, it shows me where all of you live,

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what addresses, but I will say this to our listener in God, where is it? Where is it?

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The guy lists living near national guard, di reb in wherever the fuck that is. Um, we

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got to find one of the Pacman. There we go. Um, you live near sod bin Maz Mazeed and there's

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a little symbol of a Pacman eating a star above it. So if someone could explain what,

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what the Pacman is, cause they all say Maz Mazeed on it. So I think that's probably a

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thing. Yeah. Give us a call. We'll use AI to translate. Yeah. Call us at fried rice

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podcast.com. Our numbers on the bottom. Uh, great. What are we smoking? What did I pack?

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I just packed some jar stuff that Austin gave me last week and it's been wonderful. I've

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been smoking it all week and it is dream green. No, that's the company. Um, whatever. It's,

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it's the stuff Austin got me and I love it. And I also have, since it's June, I have a

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pride month baby Jeter surely temples. So I had one last night with Dario area and it

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is cherry seven up flavor, cherry Sprite flavor. They're amazing. Uh, we will definitely have

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one before we go because they're hybrid. So we're going to stick to Sativa's to keep this

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train moving. Cause we have realized, ladies and gentlemen, that we get way too high and

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we don't, it's not even like critical to what this podcast is because it's like, we just

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get high and then not talk about the weed or anything about the weed or how the weed

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makes us feel or how the weed influenced the movie or anything to make this a weed cultured

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pod, you know, show in the fucking slightest other than we can't, what other than we, other

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than we're high as fuck. When we do this, we announce what you guys announce what you're

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smoking. It's like, Hey, here's what we're getting high on. And then we just, uh, my

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favorite thing about the movie was the aliens looked like a comedy. Like it's, that's me.

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It's stupid, but whatever. I got a long fucking day ahead of me today. So maybe I've started

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off a little bit on edge, but, but for Austin and I, we got sober though. I mean, I did

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smoke weed this week. I took two puffs off a joint and went to the museum of illusions

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in Phoenix. Fuck. Yeah. Tell us. I did not enjoy any minute of it immediately. Every

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time I'm like, Oh yeah, I'll smoke some weed. I take a hit. I start to feel hot. I'm like,

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that was a bad idea. I'm not enjoying myself right now. And the museum of illusions was

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like for it's it was for kids. Really? They had like a couple of cool things where you

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stand over this mirror and there's a mirror above you. So it looks like you're in a big

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tunnel. Oh, that's cool. And then they had a thing where it's like, you're on a catwalk

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in the rooms spinning around it. And I literally almost ate shit and fell down. Like it was

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sensory overload and overload to me. That sounds awesome. You live near Phoenix. Yeah.

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Yeah. Pretty close. Like 30 minutes away, 45 minutes. Yeah. I think the next time we

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do a little road trip out to Phoenix, we should all go do something like that. I know they

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have a lot of stuff out there. Maybe we should try to find a man of vines. We're just, there's

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four guys looking for a man of vines. We're just talking like, the way I see it. This

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week on Netflix. Yeah. Four men find a man. I just see us like the witches from Hocus

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Pocus. We all link arms and we just do the, we just do that little, that little walk down

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the street as we're looking for a man of vines in each street. I feel like if we do that,

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she'll find us. She'll find us. Yeah. She'll be like, that's what I need. That's what I

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need. She might be like packing now. You see the tattoo on her face, dude. She might be

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like Angus right now. She's for Jodi, for Giotto's blows a cousin, bro. Yeah. Fried rice murder.

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What did you bring Brendan? I also brought baby Jeter's. I brought a sativa. It's called

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high tide. Guy said it was one of their new flavors. I haven't tried it yet. So sounds

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good. I'm excited. We also found, I was thinking about busting one of these out because it's

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sativa, but we, I found baby Jeter cannons. That I'm excited for it because they didn't

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have any of the regular cannons when I went last. And so I found three packs and since

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at jars on Fridays, it's buy one, get one. I was able to, uh, I got two of the baby cannon,

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two different types, but they're both sativa. Oh, this one's high tide. This one's, oh,

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I'm excited. These are, I think are the gold tip ones, right? That's elegance right here.

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Just, Oh, a mini gold tip. Little mini gold tip. Dude, those are fun. Okay. Let's get

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this party going. I remember last week's gold tip. Yeah. This, this one hopefully is, is

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because it's smaller. Hopefully it's, it's, we're going to go make some size. Yeah. Hopefully

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it's easier to handle. Exactly. Yeah. Well, this is, this is maybe more our speed. Yeah.

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I don't think we're ready for the big ones yet. You want to start it? Oh no, you can.

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All right. Uh, so that's what we're smoking. Oh, you brought something. Yeah. This is a

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joint of a Moroccan peaches and it's a 25%. There you go. Yeah. And you keep bringing

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these little, yeah. Keep keeping them out. I like the one that you brought last time.

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That was good. The Cypress Hill one. Oh yeah. Yeah. That one was dope. Dr. Green thumb.

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Sometimes it's just like a natural thing. You want to pick it like a cigar or whatever.

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You want to pick it up and try to smell it. I did get a bit of an aroma. These things,

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I like these jobs too. They're cool. All right. You can keep them every time I make a coffee

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table out of them. I don't care. I mean, yeah, if I was, I mean, maybe I could do something.

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I could do something with these. These are fucking dope. We can even give these away.

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You know what I mean? Like at a empty. Yeah. I mean, they're cool little containers. They're

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a little weak in there. Anyway. So, uh, the movie we watched this week, what a doozy.

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Well, we, we, yeah. Scanner Darkly 2006, Richard Linklater, the director of school of rock

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dazed and confused, waking life, slacker and a bunch of weird day slice of life movies.

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No one, or maybe I don't know. He's one of those weird indie. Oh man. Yeah. Oh my God.

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Yeah. We're, yeah, we can still put these out halfway through. Right. Sorry. Scanner

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Darkly stars Keanu Reeves, Winona Ryder, Robert Downey Jr. A few other people, Woody Harrelson.

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There we go. He was the big one. Uh, yeah. Iron Man and carnage all in one movie. That's

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dope. Anyone else? Not a bad description. Is Steven Chester Prince in any of the, oh,

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and the guy from zombie land. Come on. Woody Harrelson. Yeah. Didn't you just say carnage?

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Is he carnage in that too? Wait, who did you say you? I watched a little fact video, so

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I didn't, I didn't remember seeing carnage. Who did you just say? You said Iron Man. Iron

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Man, Neo and Carnage. Yeah. Woody Harrelson is carnage. I'm just not going to speak again.

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Woody Harrelson is carnage in what? And let there be carnage. Yeah. The carnage movie,

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the venom too, right? He was great. Yeah. I have not seen it. Cause it's funny. What

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you just said, just to, just to clarify, you said Neo, Iron Man and carnage all in the

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same movie. I said, yeah, that's great. And I recognized all three people in my head.

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And then we went down, you're like, oh, and look, there's the guy from zombie land. And

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I'm like, do you mean Woody Harrelson, carnage, the person you just said? And then you said,

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yes. So what happened there? Listen, motherfucker, listen, motherfucker. I watched, I liked, I

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read the book. I watched the movie. I watched a fact video about the movie after I was done.

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And it listed a bunch of actors in the movie. And then the guy like summarized, uh, oh yeah,

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it's got, so basically it's Neo, Iron Man and carnage all in the same movie. I never

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saw let there be carnage. I did not know Woody Harrelson was carnage. I knew he was the dude

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from zombie land. I didn't know who carnage was. They said a bunch of other names. That's

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it. That's, but, but, but what I'm, well, my question is going on two minutes now with

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this conversation now, you had, you chose to say the word carnage right now in your

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mind, who was carnage? I have no fucking clue. Why'd you share the information? Cause carnage

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is bad ass. Just like iron man and Neo information. And you said, Oh, I know who iron man is.

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I know who Neo is. And then you said carnage and you said, fuck it. I don't need to know

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any more information about who the actor I just saw a video on playing carnage, who it

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was. It could be anybody. Did you think Chamblis Ferguson medical deputy number two was carnage

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in some production of a spider man? Maybe he did the animated voice of carnage. You

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had no followups whatsoever. None. Not a fucking single thought went through your head after

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reading that three facts that you would think to follow through on your car. Dad, just stop

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a little bit of more Andy. And usually you're yelling at Mike. Mike didn't even know. And

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you just let that fucking slide. You're like, Oh, I love you, Mike. Even though he got his

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cellulose in there, Mike didn't start his fact off with, Hey, did you know that there's

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iron man, you know, fucking Neo and carnage, but I don't know. I will say that. That's

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what I wrote. I wrote those three actors and one other writer. This is going to be good.

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Isn't it? Cause I hadn't seen this before. This is the first thing I wrote the literal

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first note I took the scene who's in it and went, Oh, this is going to be good. Isn't

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it? So as someone who hasn't seen it before, what did you think of the animation? Like

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both, I guess both of you. I love the animation. Uh, as a matter of fact, I another note, this

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is cool. I like this animation. Yeah. Um, but yeah, but what you referenced earlier,

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I wondered how you were going to feel about that scene. The minute I saw it, the bugs

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when it opens up, the I took, I said, I said, Oh, fuck this opening with the bugs. I don't

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like it. How about you, Andy? Yeah. I mean, that is a nightmare. I knew he was, I knew

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they were mental bugs because drugs, right? Like I knew it wasn't real, but it was in

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the opening. So you really didn't. If I had not having seen it, I didn't know that. I

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didn't know what the movie was about. Oh, this wasn't my first time watching it. Maybe

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the first time I watched it, I was like, who the fuck? Like what the fuck are these bugs

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doing? I felt bad for the dog, but my only, I took two notes on this movie because I just

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sort of sat back and watched it. It's this guy's is bugging out. I felt real proud of

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that. And then I watched him take a shower and I was like, that's exactly how I take

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showers. So whatever this dude's doing, this is who I am in this movie. I'm frack. I'm

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Charles Frick. I was so excited for this movie when I saw, I was scrolling through Tubi just

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writing down all these movies that I wanted to pick and I saw that they had a scanner

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darken and I'm like, oh shit, it's my pick. That's what's going to happen. Cause I was

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like toxic Avenger, Boondock Saints, Silent Hill Revelations, Vampire's Kiss. My favorite

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documentary ever, American history X, um, AKA Tommy Chong. Like he just went, yep. V

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for vendetta, uh, demolition man and saw scanner darken. I was like, fuck, that's my pick.

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And I, and I remember seeing the commercial support eluded of what you might be picking

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in the future. Well, thank God though, because his, his picks kind of match up our picks

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kind of match up. If you notice that our picks kind of match up good movies, good movies

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and it's to break up all of those are in my list. We didn't change our order. What would

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it kind of is? Cause he goes, you then him and me. So we get it broken up with our crap

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movies, but be careful. I chose one movie you didn't like. Be careful. I'm, uh, wait,

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are you talking about this season? No, just in general, just over the last year. You picked

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Mandy, you picked Mandy and you didn't even show up to watch it. I'm sorry. I had a heart

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attack. And I, the first, the first rice ball was born through Mandy. Yeah. It was just

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the two of us. Um, but, oh Jesus. Uh, no, you got me distracted with Mandy. I'm too

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high for this. Uh, what did you say right before then? Oh, just about, we were talking

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about the book. No fuck. After the bug was you. No shit. It's gone. I just wrote when

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this started another day in bull head. This is the original. This movie is on drugs. Uh,

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this is adult swim with an infinite budget. Yeah. And then I saw tits and I was like,

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oh, this movie is good. I wrote reaper madness. I wrote the modern reaper madness. That's

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it. He found your titty. He'd marked it down for you, Mike. 13 minutes and 30 seconds.

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I have photos. Whoa. Those are the later titties. Wow. You do. You have a photo. That's one

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hour and nine minutes in. Is it weird? It's not weird. I guess, cause it's just a cartoon.

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I don't know. That makes it weirder, but you have multiple. Yeah. Holy shit. Man. Uh, okay.

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So bugs. Yeah. Uh, freaking so Frank, um, I'm so lost. I had a thought and then you

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guys fucked me up. Austin was talking about his list of movies that probably. Oh yeah.

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Oh God. Thank you so fucking much, Brendan. Just be careful motherfuckers of what you

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pick because if you pick demolition, man, it's a double feature with motherfucking judge

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dread. If you pick, uh, if you pick Dante's peak, if you don't think we were watching

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volcano, you're out of your fucking mind. If you pick, um, what I was going to say,

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I was going to pick this week, maybe. Oh wait. Yeah. Maybe don't say pick it. I'm going to

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have to throw something. Just, I'm just saying, I know we have a lot on our plate. We've been

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doing a lot for you, the audience. We love you. There's your, there's your finger point

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for the people at home. We haven't uploaded any of these videos. I'm so sorry. Listen,

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we're figuring it out. I'm trying to rotoscope it like Richard link later. So then that way

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it's all fun to watch instead of just what it is, which is just four dudes having a great

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time entertainingly. Uh, but yeah, just be careful. I will throw doubles, double features.

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I love it. Like this one should have been a double feature with waking life, like because

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it's the double roto scoped Richard link later shit, right? Like he did waking life prior

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to scanner darkly five years and he it's way worse animation wise. It sucks. I was just

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watching it. I don't know if it was a choice to make it really bad, but like this, like

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scanner darkly, there's like some parts that are the left, the very last shot, the very,

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very last thing you see where the farm looks like a flash animation. Yeah. You just see

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county. They just took the top of his head and just sorta did this through the fucking

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farm. And I'm like, that's the cheapest shit I've ever seen. This and Goonies worst fucking

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example of like, like outdated bullshit graphics to end a movie. I liked when they hopped on

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the freeway when they were doing the part when their accelerator got stuck. Yeah. That

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animation looked kind of choppy, kind of looked kind of funny, but it was cool as well. Like

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it was 2005. It was pretty good for the time. Yeah. But it's also a technique that has been

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going on since the beginning of Disney. Yeah. It could have tightened it up a bit. Yeah.

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Which, what did they do? Well, the rotoscope animation where they draw each frame. Yeah.

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And they had computers do it this time. Well, cause it looked like they that scene snow

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white snow white. That's they draw every fucking frame of it. Yeah. Oh, okay. Interesting.

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That's why Snow White looks so fucking weird. Right? That's why it's so smooth, like animation

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because someone drew paint. It also looks, I think I've seen something where like it's

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just the face looks weird for Snow White. I don't know what it is. I think it's cause

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it's just for me, it just, I never liked the animation. I'm not against classic Disney

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cause give me a beauty and the beast or a little mermaid, you know, or any day. Right. Cause

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those look, I think phenomenal, but those are all post rotoscope. That's the thing.

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That's what maybe I don't like rotoscope. Here I am. I'm so sorry. You like claymation?

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I like claymation. They're very similar in film. Yeah. But it has to be good claymation.

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I'm talking Nightmare Before Christmas or one of those. Well, it's all about the amount

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of frames. I think it's about the amount of frames. So when they, when they put more frames

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in movement, it's smooth. Well, yeah. When they put more frames, more frames is smoother.

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So you get that choppy look when they're using less frames. That's where they're saving money.

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I've seen Max Payne, the movie, right? They used a camera that like, what was it? Like

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a million frames per second or something like they got like one of the most slow motion

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slow motion cameras. And then they shot a shotgun, I think, right? Like a real one.

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I would imagine, right? Cause it like, that would be the whole point is buy a super slow

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motion thing and then shoot, have a really cool shotgun scene with a real shotgun, right?

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But it was cool. It's a cool slow motion sort of Max Payne jump. So yeah, there's a story

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to this, uh, where Keanu Reeves is an undercover cop investigating Keanu Reeves, who is a drug

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pusher while his roommates trying to throw him under the bus. Well, yes, exactly. And

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while his other roommate is just there, just having a creepy RDJ, RDJ is the perfect creeping

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me out. Great. I loved it. If you read the book, you would know that RDJ is like the

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perfect cast for this for his character, Baris. Well, yeah, cause in real life that was his

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character right before that. Yeah. Was he out of his, uh, that was after just out 2005.

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So what had he done right before this? Like, are we talking Sherlock Holmes or Iron Man?

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So 2004, well, that came out in those six. So let's look at the ones that just came out

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right before it. Okay. Shaggy dog. That one in a brought him back. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

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is great. Uh, Gothica. I loved it. Did anyone else? I don't know. I don't think so. 5.8.

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So it's before everything. You know what? I'm going to say something super controversial,

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right? It's a hot take. All right. And the movie got Halle Berry, Robert Downey Jr. Limp

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Biscuit covers the who's behind blue eyes and it's great. Yeah. Fuck anyone else that

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says anything else. You can hate Limp Biscuit all you want, but God damn, when that song

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comes on, I will never change it. It's so good. I even like the weird little DJ break

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in the middle. It's fucking awesome. So go right now and find the Gothica soundtrack

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and listen to Limp Biscuit's first and a behind the lights. That might be your least controversial

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controversial take. Really? Do you think other people? Yeah, that's a great song. That's

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a good song. Yeah. Like, is that going to be your pick for the battle of the sound that

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just died out? We just never went back to it. We added, I think more substantial things

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to our plate and maybe we could put the thing that never happened. The first, well, you

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know, we'll get that's a that's a that's business talk. So he did. This came out right before.

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I think it got real popular for him again. Yeah. Before Iron Man. Yeah, right. Yeah.

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Yeah. Iron Man is. Yeah. Iron Man was was two years later. Charlie Bartlett, one of

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my absolute fucking favorite movies. It's got the guy that passed away. Unfortunately,

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I don't know if you know, he was one of my favorite. I never give a shit about any up

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and coming actors like Timothee Chalamet. I wish him the best of luck. And if I see

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a movie that he's in that I like, cool. I don't have anything against them or for him.

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But for some reason, man, Anton Yelchin from like Alpha Dog and Star Trek moving forward

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and Charlie Bartlett, I was like, this is the guy, dude. I can't wait to see him in

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more things. And then he has to die tragically young. It always happens, right? Like that

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River Phoenix was another like up and coming due to people a lot of people like, right.

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And Bruce Lee. And it just goes on and on to Brandon Lee. Is there a conspiracy? Yes.

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Everybody looks right at Austin. He's the only one here that watches conspiracy videos.

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But I don't watch conspiracy videos. I watch like true crime and like morbid shit. And

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comedy. There's a weird combo. I just break it up. I go true crime comedy, morbid, weird,

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creepy internet shit comedy. Sometimes a movie, sometimes a video game video. This kind of

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felt like one of those video games that was LGBTQIA+. What's that? I just saw that power

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couples of that. What's the high LGBTQI? Yeah, I heard they know it's LGBTQIA+. Maybe. Where

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was it? Go down? LGBTQIA+. Why is asexual? I know that's asexual. Why is asexual in there?

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You just you fuck yourself. I don't think you fuck anyone. No one. You're just A for

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Andy right there. I don't think the plus could have an anti sexual and I'd be all for a sub

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sect of people. Why is it constantly changing though? LGBT plus. Plus means everything right?

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I think it just depends on whoever. They added a two in there for two spirit people. But

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again I think this is also IMDB just trying to exploit pride month to get clicks and followers.

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I don't know. Maybe they care about this. But I'm just saying let's see if next month they

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have all the identifiers on there. I'm just saying they might next month decide to take

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it a step back from highlighting you know gay culture or I don't even know if you can

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call it the whole umbrella gay culture anymore. I think you like what's the umbrella term for

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all of the identifiers? I believe it's that LGBTQIA+. No, no, I know it's LGBTQIA+. But

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there's someone has 100% come up with a way to not have 20 syllables when you want to

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identify the whole group. Because if you're looking at like right there we see it as a

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label. How would you refer to that label as a whole? I don't know. Trying to find a good

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way to say it. Put it in the comments if you can. You know what? Don't. I was going to

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say that's asking for trouble. Let's actually not go into the comments and try to label

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things. Everybody just fuck off. Especially not that one guy in the Middle East. Definitely

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not. Yeah, yeah. I don't. Well, you're welcome to your opinions, but keep them off our fucking

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comments. Keep to yourself. Right. Yeah. Everyone's welcome to what however they feel about whatever

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the fuck they want to do. Everyone's an independent human being and I don't give a shit about

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any of you. I'm the most self-centered human being on the planet. You could be gay. You

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can be any of those letters or anything else. And I do not give a shit. I just don't want

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you to overstay your welcome in my home. Give me too much physical contact. Don't give me

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eye contact if I'm not asking for it. Just generally let me be OCD and don't fucking

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mention it. Let me have a podcast. Listen to it without me putting any effort into it.

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I have very small demands. I don't care what you identify as. Just leave me alone when

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I need to be left alone. You guys understand? Don't try to share my food. If I have french

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fries, don't pick from them. Don't make me go to the movie theaters. I've got a list.

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None of it includes your sexual identity. But I will say, just don't touch me. Anyway,

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back to the movie. He's an undercover cop. He has a couple of roommates. They're trying

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to throw him under the bus. Robert Downey Jr. He's this fucking mental, creepy, just

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sicko. But thank you for teaching me how to make coke. Does that work? I doubt that. Once

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again, why did you look right at him? He's got the book. Does it work? He's got the book.

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I'm referring to him for like... Yeah, because they didn't touch on it in the movie if it

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worked or not. It's basically a play by play from the book. Most of the scenes in this

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movie. They are. Down to the dialogue. It's rare that a book and movie sync up. The only

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one I've seen that comes close is Fight Club and they change one little thing. But in Fight

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Club, one of the things they change, actually they change two things. They don't start each

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scene with a different way to make napalm. But this dude starts a lot of his chapters

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or a few of them off with like, all right, if you just mix, you know, read the chapter

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if you want to know how to make napalm. I'm not just kidding. Especially with some of

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our audience. Where they are. I don't want to give out directions for napalm. You know

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what I mean? What I'm so confused on is in the book and the movie, I just don't get it.

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They hired him to be a cop, gave him this super advanced scramble suit that you could

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do so much evil in, but they don't know that he's Bob Archer. And he's he's only using

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the scramble suit when he's in the office. He never like uses it to help him in any situation.

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I'm like wondering how did they hire him not knowing who he is? I just knew he read Ayn

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Rand. How do you say that name? Ayn Rand. I almost feel like Winona Ryder kind of knew

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for a while who he was and was like, this is like I felt like that was kind of the plan

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was to get him basically to that point to where he went and worked on the farm. Like

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that's what she says in the very end. It's like it's all kind of screwed him over. The

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whole thing is a psychological thrillers even in the book is how you make you read it and

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you feel like you're losing your mind along with the character. But like the things that

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are clear in the beginning is like they hired him to spy on himself. Yeah. So like how does

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he know he knows who he is? They his job does not know who he is. They just hired an anonymous

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guy off the street. They knew who he was the whole time. It looked like Winona Ryder who

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was behind all of it with that other dude. But there's a bunch of other guys in scramble

372
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suits too. So what's what's their deal? Yeah. That's what kind of throws me for a loop.

373
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I don't know if I missed something. Maybe it's more of the same shenanigans. Maybe it's

374
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like because it looked like Winona Ryder who's who's the mastermind behind all of this. Right?

375
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Like that's I guess maybe why she can't fuck him is because she it's a case and she he's

376
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one of her like dudes right that she that she's working. And so she's keeping an eye

377
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on him in his scramble suit keeping an eye on him. When they're really keeping an eye

378
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on Robert Downey Jr. They really want him to come in to try to bring Keanu Reeves in.

379
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So this it like Keanu Reeves and what he thinks doesn't really matter. Like they needed

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him to be a inconspicuous undercover cop for Robert Downey Jr. to be suspicious enough

381
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to try to make him. But you never know what you're seeing is what they're really happening

382
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or if it's just drugs. Let's see that was just the front which I mean I'll give away

383
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the ending right now because we've all seen is that they want to Keanu Reeves to go completely

384
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bonkers and just completely forget who he was so they could send him in a new house.

385
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How soon did that happen? So how much of what you're seeing is just not really happening?

386
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It's all just brain stuff. Yeah. I took it all at face value. I mean I get all that just

387
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the logic parts of it. The things that should make sense to me don't. Like they should know

388
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who he is. They should have. Yeah. Did he fill out an application in a ski mask like

389
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when he first started? They don't just give you expensive technology brand new technology

390
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that they unveiled. They do bring him into a room with doctors. That's just to evaluate

391
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like and the doctors know they see his face. They say his name they say but they call him

392
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but the whole time he's Bob Arter or he's Frank the cop or he's Bruce who at the end

393
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I think is who he really is. Like we needed Bruce to go to the farm. So they're all characters?

394
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Are they all in his head the whole time? No I think Bob. Maybe what I'm thinking is Bob

395
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Arter is the undercover cop identity that he has. Frank is the body suit undercover

396
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cop guy. Maybe hired same time with him but Frank is just a code name just a one name

397
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but Bob Arter is the undercover drug name that he is. So he's an undercover drug guy

398
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who got addicted to the drug and then they hire and then using this information that

399
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they have where they have an undercover cop implanted with a guy that they need hooked

400
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on a drug that's going to make him crazy. They can put him in one of these suits give

401
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:48,480
him another alias Frank. That'll help fuck him up. Frank and Bob Frank and Bob Frank

402
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:52,680
and Bob. He's watching himself day and night. He's watching his friends day and night. It

403
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:56,680
makes him fucking paranoid. He's on this fucking drug that fucks his brain up. The guy they're

404
00:37:56,680 --> 00:38:01,160
looking after he's getting fucking paranoid because he lives with an undercover cop who's

405
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going fucking insane being another undercover cop on top of it and at the very end they

406
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fucking finally use it to put him over the edge so they can eventually put him in that

407
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fucking car. I don't know. That's my thought. He just never uses the scanner suit. That's

408
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:21,520
the thing. He's still Keanu Reeve the entire time. The same face. No he's in the suit.

409
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We see him in the podium talking to people. He's out there doing shit in the suit. Did

410
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the book expand on any of who he was before? Just that he was married with kids and he

411
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was like you know what fuck this. He bonked his head. He was like you know what fuck you

412
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:43,560
guys and they left. Is that real? Or is that just the dreams of a junkie? I don't know.

413
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:47,080
Or was this whole thing just the Alex Jones story? I'm definitely going to re-read the

414
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book because that was really fun reading. Alex Jones story? Alex Jones the crazy radio

415
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:58,320
guy? Yeah Alex Jones is in the movie. He's in this movie. So it's all a fever dream of

416
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:07,520
Alex Jones. Outside of a Taco Bell or something. They're going to get us all. The substance

417
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:13,040
deep. I'm telling you right now. He's in this movie being Alex Jones. We have the documents.

418
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:19,880
How do you miss that? He's being Alex Jones in the movie. Oh wait two times speed never

419
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:25,800
mind. No 1.5 times speed. Listening to Alex Jones at two times speed. Fuck. It's more

420
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:34,720
tolerable. It's more tolerable. The frogs get gay a lot quicker. But what I'm thinking

421
00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:43,720
is Keanu Reeves man. So think about the family. Wife, two kids. Maybe he doesn't bonk his

422
00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:50,600
head. Maybe the bonking the head is symbolic of him being a cop with a family. He gets

423
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:55,520
the call. He has to go undercover. Now he's Bob Archer. He gets addicted to substance

424
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:59,360
deep. And then all of this shit happens. Does that make a little more sense? And then if

425
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you have Winona Ryder who both knows that he's a married man and is part of an operation

426
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to make this guy go insane plus send him to an organization that he doesn't want to go

427
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:16,320
to. And won't have sex with him until he gets really woke. Well no but she won't have sex

428
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:22,800
with him period. But she does. When? I think those photos are probably. That's when he

429
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was fucking that blonde chick. See there was a chance I was thinking that when she reveals

430
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that she was Hank the whole time and she was in the suit. I thought maybe when he's watching

431
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:35,680
the scanners of himself sleeping with that one chick that she's like I'm going to go

432
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:40,640
into kevin and fuck him. Maybe. As somebody else. Some junkie bitch. I mean we don't know

433
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:47,160
if the suits can just pick an identity and stay there. But. Can you have sex in the suit?

434
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:55,440
Why not? I think he's able to literally throw food into his mouth. He ate. He just tossed

435
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:59,600
food into a mask. Drugs yeah. He took his drugs through his mask. In the middle of the

436
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:03,320
office. You know what nanotech. Think about it. Just nanotech for a second. If you've

437
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:09,160
got a suit like that and we're in the technology stage we're at to make a suit like that. I'm

438
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:14,000
willing to buy nanobot mesh like Iron Man suit sort of in like one of the later Iron

439
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:18,400
Man movies. So yeah you throw popcorn out your mouth it literally just goes. You know

440
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:21,720
like it opens up and lets it in. And then if you need to fuck does the same thing for

441
00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:26,880
your dick or your other parts. Again I don't care what you have or identify with. Doesn't

442
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:30,480
matter. Just don't fucking touch me if you see me in public. I don't want to handshake.

443
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:37,520
I don't want to hug. High fives. A fist bump. Let's go fist bumps. I don't know. Safe.

444
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:46,120
Just. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay. There we go. Because that one time. Yeah. Six months

445
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:51,920
ago. It sticks with you. Yeah. You're right. You're right. The lost episode. What movie

446
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:59,680
was that? I think basically the moral of the story. Okay drugs are bad. Really the whole

447
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:04,760
thing. Because Philip Dick wrote this about his own experience. Oh yeah the in memoriam

448
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:09,280
at the end is fucked up. Yeah. It was just like. Those are real people. Yeah that's all

449
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:15,160
in the book too. At the end of the book he does the same exact thing. All of my friends.

450
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:19,480
All of my friends that got addicted to drugs and got permanent brain damage or fucking

451
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:26,680
died. Or died yeah. And Phil is him. Oh. That list. Yeah. Phil is. Wait what was his symptom?

452
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:30,640
I don't remember what it was. I just know that Phil was him. I don't remember the symptom.

453
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:34,520
You guys just coming up with facts but no follow up. Well I mean he wasn't wrong. Tarnage

454
00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:39,360
is in the movie. Who gives a shit who it is. Phil's in there but what was his what was he

455
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:43,080
suffering from? Now when you were reading the book were you picturing these actors as the

456
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:47,800
characters or? No I read the book first. OK. So I had no idea who the actors were. I only

457
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:53,360
knew that when I saw the movie on Tubi I'm like oh fuck there's a movie. Oh yeah Keanu

458
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:56,720
Reeves is in it. I didn't know anyone else who was in the movie until I started watching

459
00:42:56,720 --> 00:43:01,720
it. So when I see Robert Downey Jr. show up as Barris I'm like boom perfect. That's the

460
00:43:01,720 --> 00:43:07,360
best you could have done. What do you think is Keanu Reeves is Bob? Perfect. Great. Keanu

461
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:11,560
Reeves I mean it's stuck it sticks with you. Usually that image of his face is what you

462
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:14,920
think of when you think of this movie because I just remember seeing a commercial for it

463
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:19,560
a really long time ago and I just I didn't watch the movie. I think everyone did great.

464
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:24,920
Keanu Reeves is dope. I love the trifecta between Woody Harrelson and Robert and Keanu.

465
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:31,040
It was like a little mini trailer park boys for a good moment. That bike scene is my favorite

466
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:34,920
scene. I love that scene. There's more to that bike scene. They cut out of the black

467
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:39,800
dude. They bring it to the black guy next door with a shitty car and they're just like

468
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do you see like how many gears do you see and like he figured it out right away. Well

469
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:50,280
how many gears is it's 18th speed right or how many gears was it? Well it's a 10th speed

470
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:56,760
and there's two back chains and then five on the front so you have 10 gears. So it's

471
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:59,880
a 10th speed. So it goes one two three four five and then that changes and you got five

472
00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:03,720
more. Because they which total 10. He said there's eight in the back two in the front.

473
00:44:03,720 --> 00:44:07,480
He said it was eight he said it was 18th speed to start then he was said it was a nine speed

474
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:11,040
then he said it was. But see that's that's the whole point in the book there's a part

475
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:16,000
where that's all caught on the scanners and he has to go see the medical guys again. They're

476
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:21,840
like you're you couldn't figure out this simple fucking bicycle mechanic. You're fucking addicted

477
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:28,960
to drugs dude. It's fucking you up. But we only had their information to go off of right.

478
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:33,200
So what did the black guy end up finding out the gears. He just he looked at it. He did

479
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:38,040
simple math. Yeah it wasn't an astounding feat. He just did simple math for all these

480
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:42,200
tweakers. I'm not surprised that someone figured it out. I'm right now asking how many fucking

481
00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:47,800
gears were on the bike. I only have what the movie's going off of which is three drug addicts.

482
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:53,840
Ten speed ten gears. Ten speed. It's because there's two and five. It is a multiplication

483
00:44:53,840 --> 00:45:00,760
two and five. Listen I had Robert Downey Jr. Woody Harrelson going like yelling 20 different

484
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:04,560
numbers. I was great. How am I supposed to know how many gears are on that bike. The

485
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:10,360
choking scene also in the book. Very good. Very very good. They let it run long too which

486
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:16,760
I was like fuck yeah this is great. This is so good. I mean I could see the warrior in

487
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:22,160
your eyes. You're looking at Austin like I'm spending the whole day with you. No no that's

488
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:29,960
what. He's gonna let you choke. I was. Enjoy it apparently. It's like I just sit here let

489
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:36,360
it happen. You did mention you wanted sushi after this. So I'm like perfect choking food

490
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:42,160
size foods and adjust the place. I love the scene when they're working on the car and

491
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:45,960
they start fighting and he goes and gets the hammer and comes back out and they immediately

492
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:49,840
turn on Breck all three of them. Yeah. And then just kick him out. Which is weird. Tosses

493
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:55,760
the hammer. Because Freck in the book was supposed to be Jerry Fabin. That's the guy

494
00:45:55,760 --> 00:46:01,440
in the beginning and he goes crazy and gets sent to New Pack. And then this Charles Freck

495
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:06,000
is supposed to be a different guy. So they kind of combine them into one guy and nobody

496
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:11,320
goes to New Pack. OK. OK. They just put it in the soup. Are they plants from the government?

497
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:14,600
No the butt guy. He's just a regular dude and the whole thing where he goes home and

498
00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:18,160
tries to kill himself and the demon's just reading off his sins and it's like you're

499
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:23,240
a million years on he's on sin number four or something. That all in the book which is

500
00:46:23,240 --> 00:46:30,000
awesome. That scene too at one of the trivia facts was that that was one scene that the

501
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:35,600
author read on like a radio broadcast and they were going to use that for it but the

502
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:42,160
audio was so bad that's why they just had someone just read the book. Which would have

503
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:46,120
been cool as shit. That'd be like if you were watching War of the Worlds. That'd be a horrible

504
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:51,920
trip though. Listening to him? Yeah. Laying in bed listening to all of your sins. It's

505
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:57,840
an interesting construct. Yeah. An interesting construct though how they refer back to the

506
00:46:57,840 --> 00:47:02,760
author so much in this movie. That's not normal in most movies they kind of push the author

507
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:06,960
away. Yeah. You know what I mean? This is like really kind of an homage. Like they're

508
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:14,800
like really. So now that you put there's a few. So I'm thinking there's that one with

509
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:19,320
who's the guy from Lady on the Water. He's got a long he's got a weird name. He's the

510
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:27,000
short he's the dad in Percy Jackson I think. Oh come on. Can you get some more obscure

511
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:34,240
shit? Oh bringing it up and not knowing who the fuck it is Andy. Major star from Percy

512
00:47:34,240 --> 00:47:41,640
Jackson. What's up Carnage? Ah no you're right. You're right. Funny part in this movie the

513
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:47,720
bow with no arrow when Donna shows up. Yeah. Beautiful. Oh yeah that's great. Beautiful

514
00:47:47,720 --> 00:47:52,360
piece of comedy. They know how to piece in little bits of jokes in there. It's great.

515
00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:55,680
And they really had to cherry pick what they wanted from the book to be in this because

516
00:47:55,680 --> 00:48:03,960
there's so much more outside of it. I mean I was less engaged with the actual story than

517
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:08,480
I was with just the individual performances and their like monologues and their interactions

518
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:16,160
with each other. And I was looking at this dude's the director's tomography and a lot

519
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:22,440
of his like it more low budget stuff is like just slice of life. He has a movie called

520
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:28,080
Slacker where you're just following a dude around and just doing nothing. Just talking

521
00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:32,760
to people. Just catching on the ride basically. I mean but less like it literally well I mean

522
00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:36,680
yeah it just catching the rise it's just a bunch of conversations with people. I just

523
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:40,520
finished that book yesterday. Is it just him going around having a bunch of conversations

524
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:45,920
with people? Just him going around just being a fucking dipshit loser. Okay. Yeah so. Yeah

525
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:49,960
but there was a really funny passage. It's like my favorite passage I've ever read where

526
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:53,240
he's just like you know what I think I'm going to do is I'm going to go pretend to be one

527
00:48:53,240 --> 00:48:58,320
of those deaf mutes and nobody will ever have to talk to me. They'll have to write it down

528
00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:00,760
and they'll get bored of that and they'll never have to speak to me. I don't have to

529
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:04,720
talk to anyone. I can just do my thing and then maybe I'll meet another girl who's also

530
00:49:04,720 --> 00:49:09,600
a deaf mute and we'll have a kid and we'll live in a cabin in the woods and raise the

531
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:13,680
kid ourselves. It was just like the best. I just oh it was it was worth reading all that

532
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:19,320
bullshit for that passage. Do you have the overwhelming urge to kill the president or

533
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:25,320
anything? Just John Lennon but some other. Oh John Lennon there it is yeah. I forgot.

534
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:31,000
No I had to look up what is the stigma for Catcher in the Rye and there wasn't I didn't

535
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:35,200
really get a definitive answer and then there was that whole South Park episode about it

536
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:40,920
and then I just read it I'm like this is just some fucking dipshit kid. Yeah it feels like

537
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:50,120
a like a PG-13 of Tom Sawyer sort of vibe. Yeah he's not that smart though he's kind

538
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:54,960
of a weirdo. I've never read it. He goes on tangents a lot so this is your kind of book.

539
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:59,040
I mean everything you're saying sounds like me and this dude could get along because he's

540
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:03,740
like. He'll start talking about one thing that he's doing and then he'll trail off for

541
00:50:03,740 --> 00:50:09,560
a page sometimes a page and a half about something else completely unrelated. Did I read it?

542
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:14,400
And then he'll be like anyways I was standing at the train station. Oh I love it. I'm probably

543
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:19,800
going to read that shit. That's how my brain works. And you were just giving me shit for

544
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:24,320
reading all these obscure books that I've just kind of heard of. I don't even remember

545
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:30,520
because I've already moved on Austin in my brain. I'm on a new tangent now. We're talking

546
00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:38,240
about uh serials which one's our favorite. Let's go I like Reese's Pops. Just kidding

547
00:50:38,240 --> 00:50:44,320
back to the movie. So we all know the big twists and turns. I mean I thought every individual

548
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:50,840
performance was excellent. Every character every actor fucking crushed it. Winona Ryder.

549
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:58,520
I've been sort of on the not like on the not Winona Ryder train because of the first season

550
00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:02,400
of and this is another super hot take but I hate the first season of Stranger Things

551
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:09,200
because it's just a lot of her like where's my son. That's what it is. That's what it

552
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:13,120
is every single time and it's not her fault it's the director's fault of being like I'm

553
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:18,400
going to give her one thing to do for an entire season and I hate it. I hate it. I hate it.

554
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:22,400
And it makes me and I was just like ugh I don't want to see her. In this movie the moment

555
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:26,520
I saw her even though she's a lot younger and everything I was like ugh god she better

556
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:31,160
not be missing a son. Like and I just feel like that every time I see her now I was like

557
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:35,920
ugh god if she's missing a son I'm not going to watch this. It's just that she's typecast

558
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:40,320
forever in my head because of Stranger Things. I haven't watched season two because of that.

559
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:45,400
Speaking of Winona I have this note I don't know what it means but it says Donna's house

560
00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:51,680
didn't age well. I think the whole scene where he's in her house with her. Oh yeah because

561
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:57,680
he wants to fuck. Some questionable problematic events occur. Well maybe. Let's see he wants

562
00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:02,640
to fuck. He like tries to touch her she says no I do a lot of coke man I do a lot of coke

563
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:07,640
don't touch me. What a little. I mean look listen no means no. You don't need to come

564
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:12,040
up with an excuse but I get it men are grabbing. Do what you got to do to get out of the situation.

565
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:18,360
But if you're a man no means no. She doesn't have to tell you I do a lot of coke. You try

566
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:23,360
to touch her she says no you do that. That's common sense. In this situation it was weird

567
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:28,360
though she was like I do a lot of coke man. I do those weird weird weird weird ways. Yeah

568
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:33,320
whatever I can stand it makes people. It's a weird way to say no to say no. Like it's

569
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:38,840
like no I told you I don't want to be touched. I do a lot of coke. Yeah I do a lot of coke.

570
00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:44,800
I don't like being touched. I got aphids. But then he's like he's like fuck this shit

571
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:52,000
and he leaves and then. Oh yeah the in cell. Fuck you then I'm out. Fuck you and then

572
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:59,480
he goes and finds just some some. Trampy blonde. And not all blondes are trampy sorry. A trampy

573
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:05,760
blonde and then he takes her to his house apartment and fucks her. I think it was I

574
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:12,000
think it was actually a prostitute. Oh yeah. That's that's why I got you here. I think

575
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:16,040
he bought her. I think he was a prostitute. Oh yeah. Well there's this whole weird part

576
00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:26,760
towards the end. Donna drives off and she sees a coke semi truck and she shoots open

577
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:32,680
the fucking back of it and steals a crate of coke. Coke. Just did not fit anywhere in

578
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:38,320
the book. I'm like doesn't make believe. Did you see that. You know you've got to read

579
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:45,880
the notes. Did you see the note about why not a writer being her dad was like best friends

580
00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:51,240
with Kurt Vonnegut who was friends with Philip K Dick and like there's all these connections

581
00:53:51,240 --> 00:53:56,720
in this movie. Yeah. So she's doing a movie based on a book of like her like an uncle

582
00:53:56,720 --> 00:54:01,800
figure. Yes. In her life. Yeah she brought a letter to Richard Linklater from Philip

583
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:07,640
K Dick. That's to her. I feel like you need connections to make a movie like this because

584
00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:12,560
they're just book good book movies are hard to come by because a lot of people ain't reading

585
00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:17,440
books unless it's fucking Hunger Games or fucking something like that. Corporations

586
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:22,000
know they can milk a bunch of because that's like a young adult book right. Oh yeah. So

587
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:26,360
they're just like cool get them while they're young and just milk them on this franchise

588
00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:31,360
for a whole lot of that point for just one second before I forget. I'm not going to lose

589
00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:36,160
my train of thought. Does it really matter that Richard Linklater got a letter from Philip

590
00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:41,000
K Dick. I get that school trivia and I'm not blaming you for bringing it up. Thank you

591
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:45,240
for bringing it up. But the reason I'm even saying does it matter is like how much of

592
00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:51,520
this like what the actors do outside of the film really matter. Like I kind of it doesn't

593
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:55,400
like like a war chose. She wouldn't have made it otherwise because this is a nine million

594
00:54:55,400 --> 00:55:00,680
dollar movie that's a it's like a passion project not a that's how they get these actors

595
00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:06,960
to do these things for not the same baby. It's a passion project. I get that. I get

596
00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:12,520
that. But it's why it matters. Yes. Makes it matter. Yes. Heonor leaves his Medellin.

597
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:16,560
That's what makes it better. A better movie is they put more care about. Yeah. The history

598
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:21,360
of the movie in my mind makes it a more enjoyable experience. I think it takes it away. I've

599
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:25,680
been in the mindset lately of like when I'm watching a movie the more I know about the

600
00:55:25,680 --> 00:55:31,360
behind the scenes the less I enjoy the movie because it takes me out of the movie because

601
00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:38,920
it's like watching a Fast and Furious movie now is ridiculous because it's part of an

602
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:42,960
ongoing joke of a franchise that everyone shits on all the time. Sure it's going to

603
00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:48,080
make the money it needs to make but they literally go to space like they don't give a shit. It's

604
00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:51,640
like here's some popcorn fun. Have some fun. It's fast and furious. You know what you're

605
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:56,560
getting into who gives a shit. But then you see these behind the scene feature or whatever

606
00:55:56,560 --> 00:56:00,520
and you're just it just takes you out of it. So even if I wanted to go and watch a Fast

607
00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:06,560
and Furious movie to lose myself in the Fast universe whatever the fuck that means I would

608
00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:12,680
still be thinking about Vin Diesel doing stunt work or having a stunt double do his thing

609
00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:16,080
or whatever like you know you know what I mean. My point is that you can tell from the

610
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:19,800
act. It's a good example because you can tell from the acting they don't give a fuck about

611
00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:25,680
the franchise. So that is sort of the point. That's why it makes the movie better because

612
00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:30,280
I'm not saying to learn all this before you watch the movie. You've already watched the

613
00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:34,880
movie when you find these things. Why did they put so much effort into it? It was a

614
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:39,800
passion project. But sometimes it retroactively takes enjoyment out of a movie I've watched

615
00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:44,000
as much as that is. I watched the movie. I enjoyed the movie. You watched the movie and

616
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:47,720
you enjoyed it. So you're like I like that. I would like to know more about the movie

617
00:56:47,720 --> 00:56:51,320
and how it was made. Who were they going to cast instead of Keanu Reeves? They probably

618
00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:55,920
had a few people. I like knowing that shit. Could you imagine we're going to get into

619
00:56:55,920 --> 00:57:02,920
that about Beverly Hills cop later today? Who could have been Keanu Reeves then? Who

620
00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:08,440
was on the list? I don't know. I didn't look into it. But pretty much every movie they

621
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:13,440
were like okay if we can't get Keanu Reeves we'll get XYZ. They've got a list. All I'm

622
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:20,440
saying is that sometimes, often, most of the time, every time I see behind the scenes footage

623
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:27,440
of something, it takes me out of it. I think it started with The Matrix. I think it was

624
00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:35,080
like I watched. I see those wires. I'm ruined. No, not the wires. It's not the wires, man.

625
00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:42,080
No, man. What it was is I watched The Matrix. I see the coolest fucking, you know, when

626
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:47,360
he's dodging bullets scene, that 3D scene, the one that we all loved. Oh, you saw the

627
00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:52,640
guy with the green screen. Then it cuts to, then I literally, like at the end of the VHS

628
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:57,400
that I bought or whatever, it had a behind the scenes after the credits. I was like oh,

629
00:57:57,400 --> 00:58:01,440
that was a special feature. I bought this, you know, I have this special one. I watch

630
00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:06,960
it and it shows them filming the big room with all the cameras and shit. It just takes

631
00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:11,000
me out of it. Because now every time I see that I'm just thinking of that green screen

632
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:15,640
and those cameras. And I can't in my mind differentiate it from. I like that. We talk

633
00:58:15,640 --> 00:58:19,080
about making a movie all the time. Well, how are we going to do that if we don't know any

634
00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:23,320
of the behind the scenes? Exactly. No, listen. I would only make a movie of something that

635
00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:28,440
I wouldn't want to watch. Mike, just say you want him to scroll down to trivia for fuck's

636
00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:35,440
sake. No, no. But what I'm saying is like if they asked me to make another something

637
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:40,680
I'm very passionate. If they told me to make a Batman movie, I don't know if I would, if

638
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:44,720
I would direct a Batman movie because I'd be like shit. First off, I would want to watch

639
00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:48,320
the next Batman movie. I wouldn't want to direct it. I wouldn't want to take the enjoyment

640
00:58:48,320 --> 00:58:54,920
out of viewing it. I'm sure the director of the Batman cannot watch the Batman and not

641
00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:59,680
think of every painful second went into every like, you know, every moment that went into

642
00:58:59,680 --> 00:59:06,360
every change. Like everything I can just see that letter. Greetings, Warner Brothers. Thank

643
00:59:06,360 --> 00:59:11,280
you for your polite offer to direct Batman. But I'm too busy making the sequels to Mac

644
00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:17,360
and me and battlefield Earth. I have a good look on your future endeavors. Battlefield

645
00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:24,360
Mars. It's the earth. That's the last remnant of humanity on an Atlas ship made it to Mars.

646
00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:29,440
Go. So they've had Mars. Yeah, exactly. And they have a secret. They have a secret colony

647
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:34,920
going on. And then the, the, and there's little Mac and he's a little cyclops show up. The

648
00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:38,600
margins are like that. It's worth it. We can throw everything in there. Ghosts of battlefield

649
00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:45,600
Mars. Ghosts of Mac and battlefield. No, just ghosts of battlefield Mars. Mac's just in

650
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:51,160
it. It's just Mac's just in it as people. They, they, they accepted humanity. But right

651
00:59:51,160 --> 00:59:55,760
when humanity showed up, there was this like betrayal, like a red wedding type situation

652
00:59:55,760 --> 01:00:01,720
where they showed up with like 50 vacuum cleaners and just suck up all the Mac and me's and

653
01:00:01,720 --> 01:00:06,600
hold them prisoner inside those little fucking animals. Stars animals. You fucking animals.

654
01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:13,600
Stars Mark Hamill in his slipstream costume from his planning of the apes costume. Cause

655
01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:19,400
we've covered that too. So Mark, Mark Hamill. Mark Walbert's there too. Fuck it. Mark Walbert

656
01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:25,160
can come. Just all marks. We hire all marks. We get all the marks. Mark Bob. We can put

657
01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:32,160
Bob in it. Mark Cuban's funding it. Bob, a movie you're actually in. Yeah. Manicube

658
01:00:32,160 --> 01:00:39,160
2 on the moves. Robert Pilar's story. Yeah, we put that in. He's our lead. We put Bob

659
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:47,480
in as the lead no matter what. Going back to your point about. I had a point. Yeah, young

660
01:00:47,480 --> 01:00:53,120
adult novels and why they're so popular. And they can't make like good movies of older

661
01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:56,400
books because people just aren't going to be interested. Well maybe you can. The Great

662
01:00:56,400 --> 01:01:00,640
Gatsby with Leonardo DiCaprio is pretty cool. They've done some good Monte Cristo stuff.

663
01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:05,480
I like anytime they do a Three Musketeers. Anytime a Robin Hood comes out it's worth

664
01:01:05,480 --> 01:01:12,480
a watch. I mean there's a lot of like royalty free old shit that we see constantly that

665
01:01:12,760 --> 01:01:17,480
we could right now go make a, you know, whatever. But then there's like of course shitty ones.

666
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:22,680
I'm not going to go see Winnie the Pooh, Blood and Honey. You can make a fan movie of anything.

667
01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:28,680
Well yeah, but you can make a legit movie of recognized properties. Yeah, you can do

668
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:33,040
any Shakespeare's. You can do any. Yeah, the original Mickey Mouse just came out of a

669
01:01:33,040 --> 01:01:38,040
Steamboat Willie one. They're already making a horror movie with it. I know. They have

670
01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:42,880
Winnie. It's always horror. They have Winnie the Pooh, Blood and Honey 2 has come out.

671
01:01:42,880 --> 01:01:48,400
There's a sequel to Blood and Honey. Yeah. Which is ridiculous. What's the Abe Lincoln

672
01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:54,640
one? Actually was a vampire killer. Yeah. That was good. He needs a few of those like

673
01:01:54,640 --> 01:01:58,760
Sharknado and stuff. Yeah. Do you need a few of those floating around? Well, but there's

674
01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:03,680
a bit of a difference. Sharknado is like just a cheesy thing that they made. Abraham Lincoln

675
01:02:03,680 --> 01:02:08,960
Vampire Hunter is a book that they adapted into a movie. It's I think by the same author

676
01:02:08,960 --> 01:02:15,760
who did Pride, Prejudice and Zombies. And it's just, did they make a movie? Yeah. Did

677
01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:18,440
they make a movie of Pride, Prejudice and Zombies? I don't know that. I don't think

678
01:02:18,440 --> 01:02:21,600
they did of that one. That would have been I think a bigger. That would have been cool.

679
01:02:21,600 --> 01:02:26,640
And around when 21 Weeks Later came out I think is when you could have released that

680
01:02:26,640 --> 01:02:31,560
and I think had a hit on your hand. Now we've had too much zombie saturation. It's got to

681
01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:35,680
be an interesting take. What about 28 years later? Oh. It's coming out. I didn't even

682
01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:38,520
hear about it. Not too much. I don't think there's too much. I'm getting ready to see

683
01:02:38,520 --> 01:02:42,960
that when it comes out. I'm actually for my next book I'm debating whether I watch or

684
01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:49,360
read a Cell. Stephen King. Hey, Cell's on. Yes. Another Zombie. Or Chain Gang All Stars

685
01:02:49,360 --> 01:02:54,480
which is like critically acclaimed new book that everyone's freaking out about. Read Cell.

686
01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:58,600
Chain Gang All Stars. And just about halfway through just stop. I don't know who the author

687
01:02:58,600 --> 01:03:03,200
is. Just stop. And then what? Read Cell and halfway through just stop. No, don't. Okay.

688
01:03:03,200 --> 01:03:07,840
Hang on. Just real quick. You mentioned that there's like different kinds of zombies. Listen,

689
01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:11,600
there's a couple things to address here. Yes, and I will get back to you just one second

690
01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:17,520
Austin. But real for the people at Fucking Hope. Stephen King. Mike, every Stephen King

691
01:03:17,520 --> 01:03:22,080
book in his mind, he thinks the ending sucks. He thinks to stop halfway through. He says

692
01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:26,520
to not read the last third of it. He just says to give up on the ending of Stephen King.

693
01:03:26,520 --> 01:03:32,680
I say you're a fool if you stop halfway through Stephen King book. His endings maybe not be,

694
01:03:32,680 --> 01:03:38,640
they're not for everybody. There's a scene in it that doesn't need to be in there. That's

695
01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:42,520
the only book that I would say if there's an abridged version that doesn't have the

696
01:03:42,520 --> 01:03:47,440
orgy. Yeah. Get that one. Because like, I don't know what was happening there. But every

697
01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:53,600
other book I've read, his endings are not as bad as people say. Like some of them are

698
01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:58,080
silly, but how else are you going to end shit? It's like you, I don't want to give away any

699
01:03:58,080 --> 01:04:03,160
spoilers because I could spoil a lot right now. But like, like under the dome, for instance,

700
01:04:03,160 --> 01:04:07,800
I'm not going to give away the ending, but under the dome, which, which is a dome falls

701
01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:13,320
over a city. No one knows how to get rid of it. Now the city is in this like little microcosm

702
01:04:13,320 --> 01:04:18,440
of like it's self governing itself. It's so exciting. They made a four or five season

703
01:04:18,440 --> 01:04:25,520
long show based on it. The ending is, is a little bit over the top. Okay. And it may,

704
01:04:25,520 --> 01:04:30,360
it takes a little bit of a stretch of imagination to believe why that dome is there, but the

705
01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:35,520
book's phenomenal. It doesn't matter. Read self the whole thing. They are interesting

706
01:04:35,520 --> 01:04:41,480
zombies there. It's a complete, it's a, it's the, it's King's take on zombies and his take

707
01:04:41,480 --> 01:04:46,760
on zombies is interesting. It's funny. Cause I have the paperback and it has like a, a

708
01:04:46,760 --> 01:04:51,480
touchscreen phone instead of my grandma has the original one where it's an old fucking

709
01:04:51,480 --> 01:04:56,880
flip phone. They changed the photo. Oh, she has every Stephen King book, like all, like

710
01:04:56,880 --> 01:05:00,880
she's been all the shit. So she has all the old versions of things and now they're all

711
01:05:00,880 --> 01:05:05,000
paperback and like they updated the covers and shit, but she has the old one. I'm like,

712
01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:09,520
I actually want to read the whole, I just want the old hard cover with the original

713
01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:14,240
image on it instead of the little touch screen. How long did it sell come out? 20 years ago

714
01:05:14,240 --> 01:05:19,520
probably. Maybe, maybe. You're about right. Around the same time as this movie, a scanner

715
01:05:19,520 --> 01:05:24,880
darkly. Yeah. Holy shit. This is almost 20 years ago. Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't look 20

716
01:05:24,880 --> 01:05:28,440
years. They, the rotoscoping on this is way better than for the budget. It's only like

717
01:05:28,440 --> 01:05:34,000
an eight point something million dollar budget. Yeah. By the way, his other one, waking life,

718
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:39,800
which is done in a very similar way, but a lot worse. It stars the kid from Dazed and

719
01:05:39,800 --> 01:05:45,800
Confused, the little skinny kid with the long hair who's going into school, right? He's

720
01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:53,720
literally the whole movie is just him walking around talking to people. What are you doing?

721
01:05:53,720 --> 01:05:59,400
I'm showing that that's a AI rotoscope photo that I just put in the movie stuff and popped

722
01:05:59,400 --> 01:06:06,520
out that AI rotoscope photo. They combined RDJ with cameras. Yeah. They get some weird

723
01:06:06,520 --> 01:06:11,480
shit out of there. That's cool. It gets some weird shit. That first guy's pretty cool looking.

724
01:06:11,480 --> 01:06:24,200
Cover up this part. Looks like a partnership or something. It's like they took all of them

725
01:06:24,200 --> 01:06:29,520
and combined them together. The only ship that sinks is a partnership. Tell me that

726
01:06:29,520 --> 01:06:43,440
doesn't look like a quote thing that some in cell post. Fuck bitches, get money. Yeah.

727
01:06:43,440 --> 01:06:49,920
So a lot of twists and turns, a lot of cool moments. The back and forth between the three

728
01:06:49,920 --> 01:06:59,440
of them was the dynamic between them is great. Winona Ryder, she did play off a cool... She

729
01:06:59,440 --> 01:07:03,640
played, I think now looking back on it, when you realize that she was Hank the whole time,

730
01:07:03,640 --> 01:07:08,000
I think the don't touch me, I do a lot of coke seemed like a shitty excuse because it

731
01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:13,080
was. It was just an in the moment, please don't touch me for a myriad of reasons that

732
01:07:13,080 --> 01:07:18,280
we can't get into because I need you to be continuing this psychological fucking downward

733
01:07:18,280 --> 01:07:25,720
spiral that you're on. Or she was wearing two scramble suits. Or she was wearing two scramble

734
01:07:25,720 --> 01:07:35,840
suits. It was really a man the whole time. Oh shit, named Hank. It's just at the end

735
01:07:35,840 --> 01:07:41,200
... Because I will say that their system of walk into a room and then walk out a different

736
01:07:41,200 --> 01:07:46,680
door, it's pretty ingenious maybe, depending on where those doors come out. But all someone

737
01:07:46,680 --> 01:07:52,440
has to do is set up and watch someone walk in, but at the same time... You're right,

738
01:07:52,440 --> 01:07:58,160
that doesn't make any sense. It's like someone would know. If you wanted to know who he was,

739
01:07:58,160 --> 01:08:03,240
you could find out easy enough. Are you talking about the albino shape shifting lizard bitches?

740
01:08:03,240 --> 01:08:06,560
That's just my favorite quote in this movie. Come again? That's my favorite quote for this

741
01:08:06,560 --> 01:08:12,280
movie. Who says that? They call him... It's Baris. He calls the cop things in the suits.

742
01:08:12,280 --> 01:08:17,960
This is the only one thing we can do to thwart the plot of these albino shape shifting lizard

743
01:08:17,960 --> 01:08:25,600
bitches. I love that quote. I don't know why. I will say, if there was a suit, if the suits

744
01:08:25,600 --> 01:08:32,640
really exist, because okay, we can really go into is this just a guy who lost his family,

745
01:08:32,640 --> 01:08:37,720
started doing drugs, lives in a fucking trap house, does a bunch of drugs, and is losing

746
01:08:37,720 --> 01:08:42,880
his mind to the point where he thinks that there's some technology that exists, that

747
01:08:42,880 --> 01:08:47,520
in this movie there's nothing else that would indicate that they have fucking shape shifting

748
01:08:47,520 --> 01:08:51,760
technology. Even that's not real you're saying. Yes, I'm saying because in this movie, not

749
01:08:51,760 --> 01:08:58,480
a single thing other than the shape shifting suits are super technology advanced, or technologically

750
01:08:58,480 --> 01:09:06,280
advanced. Maybe he's insane, and he's doing all these drugs. He thinks that he's... He's

751
01:09:06,280 --> 01:09:11,640
watching his life from an outside perspective, thinking that he's a shape shifting human

752
01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:18,680
being. He's just a shape shifter moving through his own life, addicted to drugs, with watching

753
01:09:18,680 --> 01:09:24,360
it from an outside perspective. Maybe he too was there when Woody Harrelson choked, and

754
01:09:24,360 --> 01:09:29,000
he did nothing to save him along with RDJ. Maybe all of it-

755
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:33,080
Because maybe none of it happened. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. He

756
01:09:33,080 --> 01:09:37,920
could just be just a guy losing his fucking mind. Then even the-

757
01:09:37,920 --> 01:09:43,160
That's kind of Philip K. Dick's take on it, is the story, isn't it? You've read the book,

758
01:09:43,160 --> 01:09:47,800
and isn't that really what it is? You don't know what's real and what's not.

759
01:09:47,800 --> 01:09:52,440
There still has to be a baseline of somewhat kind of truth to it.

760
01:09:52,440 --> 01:09:53,440
I think there is. I think the bikes-

761
01:09:53,440 --> 01:10:00,400
But then it sets up things where like, oh fuck, even that could be not real. This suspended

762
01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:03,200
like disbelief. It's kind of done to make you not know.

763
01:10:03,200 --> 01:10:10,640
I think we see a lot of his real life. I think we see that as he's getting progressively

764
01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:15,800
more paranoid, I think we see the bike scene. I think that's real. I think the bike scene

765
01:10:15,800 --> 01:10:17,720
outside is real. If you're that kind of crazy, you're going

766
01:10:17,720 --> 01:10:22,600
to take things that are real and just put them in a story. Listen, I've known some drug

767
01:10:22,600 --> 01:10:27,160
addicted people that are harder drugs, and that's what they do. You'll go fix their bike

768
01:10:27,160 --> 01:10:32,640
or whatever, and then later there'll be some whole story to it that never happened, but

769
01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:36,040
it was never any of that other-

770
01:10:36,040 --> 01:10:44,840
Yeah. Exactly. Hard drugs can make you think. He could be thinking that there's a secret

771
01:10:44,840 --> 01:10:52,640
organization that's watching everybody, and he is watching his own life. At the end of

772
01:10:52,640 --> 01:10:59,040
it all, maybe he overdoses. Maybe as he's overdosing, his last thoughts are go to a

773
01:10:59,040 --> 01:11:05,760
garden and then he realizes that his girlfriend was behind it all the whole time. The ultimate

774
01:11:05,760 --> 01:11:10,840
paranoid fantasy conclusion would be, and my girlfriend who wouldn't let me touch her,

775
01:11:10,840 --> 01:11:16,160
the reason behind it all was that she... Maybe it was because he's disgusting, because when

776
01:11:16,160 --> 01:11:20,080
he was even trying to fuck that prostitute, she told him to brush his teeth because he's

777
01:11:20,080 --> 01:11:24,760
gross. Maybe he's just this gross. Maybe he lost his wife because he's just these drugs

778
01:11:24,760 --> 01:11:26,560
that made him a fucking disgusting human being.

779
01:11:26,560 --> 01:11:31,640
This could all be in the mind of some homeless dude on the side of the road. Listen, I've

780
01:11:31,640 --> 01:11:32,640
known a drug addict.

781
01:11:32,640 --> 01:11:33,640
Yeah, it's like Smiley Face.

782
01:11:33,640 --> 01:11:34,640
Yeah.

783
01:11:34,640 --> 01:11:42,440
This is Dark Smiley Face. It's Sad Face. This is Sad Face, the movie. I love it.

784
01:11:42,440 --> 01:11:49,920
Things from real life, I know a guy who heroin will do that specific thing to you. I know

785
01:11:49,920 --> 01:11:55,240
a guy who has called me on the phone, literally called me and said, you've got to come get

786
01:11:55,240 --> 01:12:01,960
me. They're after me. Nothing that exists, no one exists. Literally running through a

787
01:12:01,960 --> 01:12:08,480
field, scratches his legs off on the cactus here and shit, just all fucked up. You go

788
01:12:08,480 --> 01:12:12,440
pick him up and take him to rehab because he's so fucked up, he thinks all this shit's

789
01:12:12,440 --> 01:12:16,280
real, that's not. To him, it is so real.

790
01:12:16,280 --> 01:12:19,640
Mike, when you had your heart attack, they had you on some heavy drugs.

791
01:12:19,640 --> 01:12:20,640
Right.

792
01:12:20,640 --> 01:12:26,360
You called people. You got your phone. You snuck it and you started calling people and

793
01:12:26,360 --> 01:12:30,440
you started going, hey, listen, I'm at the hospital. They're trying to kill me. They're

794
01:12:30,440 --> 01:12:32,400
trying to harvest my horny. They're trying to kidnap me.

795
01:12:32,400 --> 01:12:36,840
Listen, no, this is how bad those fever dreams were in those drugs in the hospital. I called

796
01:12:36,840 --> 01:12:41,640
my wife one night to come get me. I told her I was in, what is the little town halfway

797
01:12:41,640 --> 01:12:43,720
between here and Phoenix? Wikia.

798
01:12:43,720 --> 01:12:44,720
Wikia.

799
01:12:44,720 --> 01:12:49,560
At a Chinese restaurant and they were draining my blood and selling me as Chinese food.

800
01:12:49,560 --> 01:12:55,160
Whoa. That's some deep-seated Chinese racism there, Mike.

801
01:12:55,160 --> 01:12:56,160
That's my way home, Mike.

802
01:12:56,160 --> 01:12:57,160
It literally happened.

803
01:12:57,160 --> 01:12:58,760
That's my way home. I have to drive through that.

804
01:12:58,760 --> 01:13:02,120
That's from whatever they give you in the hospital when you have a heart attack.

805
01:13:02,120 --> 01:13:05,840
You realize I'm going to think of that every time I drive by that little rocket with Snoopy

806
01:13:05,840 --> 01:13:07,320
and Woodstock on it.

807
01:13:07,320 --> 01:13:09,880
Wait, why is there Snoopy and Woodstock?

808
01:13:09,880 --> 01:13:10,880
That's a weird sign they have.

809
01:13:10,880 --> 01:13:11,880
But what I'm telling you-

810
01:13:11,880 --> 01:13:14,760
Is there a Woodstock and Snoopy thing in the town?

811
01:13:14,760 --> 01:13:17,840
No, just some, I don't know, someone-

812
01:13:17,840 --> 01:13:22,080
That shit is real though to me. That's what I'm saying. In my mind, still to this day,

813
01:13:22,080 --> 01:13:25,560
even though I know that's all bullshit and it didn't really happen, in my mind, it did.

814
01:13:25,560 --> 01:13:28,840
It's like a fucking movie in my head. Still to this day.

815
01:13:28,840 --> 01:13:35,800
Bro, I've done salvia, which is the hardest fucking drug I've ever done. Salvia is the

816
01:13:35,800 --> 01:13:41,840
most illegal shit that you can go to some places in California and buy just from a guy

817
01:13:41,840 --> 01:13:43,400
at a smoke shop.

818
01:13:43,400 --> 01:13:50,840
You pack one bowl of this shit. You take one rip of this shit. You exhale. The moment you

819
01:13:50,840 --> 01:13:59,240
exhale, it takes about 30 seconds and your entire body goes through an out of this world,

820
01:13:59,240 --> 01:14:05,080
out of body, complete acid times 2,000 style trip.

821
01:14:05,080 --> 01:14:09,440
I have done it a handful of times. There have been times where my body was just split into

822
01:14:09,440 --> 01:14:14,440
a million pieces vertically and then each one just fell elegantly forward. Really, if

823
01:14:14,440 --> 01:14:17,600
you just look at me, I'm just like-

824
01:14:17,600 --> 01:14:23,840
I'm just falling forward ever. But in my mind, it's this beautiful magical giant multicolored

825
01:14:23,840 --> 01:14:28,120
just ribbons just falling off my body. It felt cool. I was just melting. I loved it.

826
01:14:28,120 --> 01:14:31,920
Is it like a movie like this stuff? That's the way it is for me. I can look back. It's

827
01:14:31,920 --> 01:14:32,920
like it really happened.

828
01:14:32,920 --> 01:14:37,120
That's what I'm saying. Every single memory I have is as real as- it's like in that moment

829
01:14:37,120 --> 01:14:43,920
of my life, that's what I experienced. Really, here's the kicker. With memory, we exist of

830
01:14:43,920 --> 01:14:50,080
just memory. That's all we are. We're just meat sacks with a bunch of memories fueling

831
01:14:50,080 --> 01:14:54,740
us forward. We can only go off of what we remember and what we've experienced. That's

832
01:14:54,740 --> 01:14:58,520
all we are. We're just like any other animal. We just have access to the internet and shit,

833
01:14:58,520 --> 01:15:02,240
so we're allowed to dump information to our brain to give us more informed decisions moving

834
01:15:02,240 --> 01:15:05,960
forward. But we still go off of what we've experienced.

835
01:15:05,960 --> 01:15:12,680
If you go back and you replace memories in your head with these insane drug-fueled fucking

836
01:15:12,680 --> 01:15:18,660
fantasy things and they are legitimately memories in your head, then who's to say you didn't

837
01:15:18,660 --> 01:15:26,080
actually do those things? Because in the brief snapshot of time, that's what happened.

838
01:15:26,080 --> 01:15:27,080
You experienced it, right.

839
01:15:27,080 --> 01:15:34,920
And your consciousness transcended to an outer world experience. I once did salvia with some

840
01:15:34,920 --> 01:15:40,080
friends and my whole body disappeared. It was replaced by water and on each one of my

841
01:15:40,080 --> 01:15:46,480
feet, land sprouted and land started popping up all across my body until I was like a world.

842
01:15:46,480 --> 01:15:53,000
And then on each leg, like life, primordial life started from the oceans. I saw little

843
01:15:53,000 --> 01:15:57,600
fish crawling up onto the land. I saw them evolve into humans. I saw the humans make

844
01:15:57,600 --> 01:16:02,400
like villages. I saw the villages become colonies and cities and countries. And then they all

845
01:16:02,400 --> 01:16:07,840
met and started full blown war on my chest. And anytime somebody said the word spy, I

846
01:16:07,840 --> 01:16:12,320
felt stabbing daggers in my ears because I knew that there were little CIA bases building

847
01:16:12,320 --> 01:16:18,960
up in my ear canals. And I fucking until like there's no, in my mind that happened. In

848
01:16:18,960 --> 01:16:25,520
my mind, my body disappeared, became an entire world that evolved. Nukes went off, wiped

849
01:16:25,520 --> 01:16:29,120
out everybody. And then it all just kind of disappeared. I got back to my body because

850
01:16:29,120 --> 01:16:36,440
salvia only lasts 10 minutes. So for 10 minutes of my life, I was a fucking God like hyper

851
01:16:36,440 --> 01:16:42,240
being experiencing something that no other human in the existence of humankind has ever

852
01:16:42,240 --> 01:16:47,760
experienced in that capacity. And who's to say that didn't really happen because that's

853
01:16:47,760 --> 01:16:51,280
all I just exist from memory. What's weird about that one is it's really happening all

854
01:16:51,280 --> 01:16:55,680
over your body right now. Another weird thing is that that's also an episode of Futurama.

855
01:16:55,680 --> 01:17:00,200
I saw you at a level, I mean, that's kind of like real. I was going to ask him if he

856
01:17:00,200 --> 01:17:06,480
just watched that episode of Futurama before that trip. You were doing so good until everyone

857
01:17:06,480 --> 01:17:13,480
died. Maybe it could have been, but it doesn't fuck you for taking a shower. Even if I was

858
01:17:13,480 --> 01:17:19,160
and it all leads back to final shower. Oh, you killed everything. Oh, no. I mean, it

859
01:17:19,160 --> 01:17:24,520
was it wore off by then. I mean, the first time it doesn't matter. We can go all day.

860
01:17:24,520 --> 01:17:28,560
Well, this is what skater darkly is. Just talking about hard drugs and like, but yeah,

861
01:17:28,560 --> 01:17:34,000
I mean, like the very first time when we heard it was when I had met a friend, like just

862
01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:38,240
a dude the night before the hookah bar, just some guy, we hit it off and like, you know,

863
01:17:38,240 --> 01:17:41,880
like we spoke some hookah together and it was cool. I was like, oh, yeah, cool. Nice

864
01:17:41,880 --> 01:17:48,480
to meet you. He's Shane's. He's a great friend of mine. And the next day, though, I had heard

865
01:17:48,480 --> 01:17:53,080
that Salvia was legal. And so I called him up and the first thing I said to him was,

866
01:17:53,080 --> 01:17:57,760
hey, man, it's Andy. We just met the other day. I just found out some drug was like legal.

867
01:17:57,760 --> 01:18:01,400
Would you like to go buy some and do it with me? And he's like, yeah, because he had like

868
01:18:01,400 --> 01:18:06,240
a like a house. So I was like, cool. And so we bought some Salvia. We did it right there

869
01:18:06,240 --> 01:18:10,000
in the parking lot because we're like, hey, it's legal. How are we going to get in trouble?

870
01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:16,240
So we pulled a little ball and smoked it. I straight up just disappeared, became a drop

871
01:18:16,240 --> 01:18:22,360
of ketchup on a little conveyor belt and just just listening to music. I just went into

872
01:18:22,360 --> 01:18:26,280
a giant drop of like a giant bottle of ketchup and got squirted onto a hamburger and then

873
01:18:26,280 --> 01:18:29,560
woke up. So it's so interesting to me that you try it a second time because after my

874
01:18:29,560 --> 01:18:34,400
heart attack, thinking the experience I'm talking about, I would never again want to

875
01:18:34,400 --> 01:18:37,680
go through that. That's the thing with those kind of drugs is I don't understand how people

876
01:18:37,680 --> 01:18:43,240
get hooked on them because it is not pleasant. You don't get hooked. What do you mean? I'm

877
01:18:43,240 --> 01:18:46,960
not done it. I've done it. I'm not speaking specifically. I'm talking about like this

878
01:18:46,960 --> 01:18:51,040
movie like the deep. Oh, so when you do that, once you go, oh, shit, I want some more of

879
01:18:51,040 --> 01:18:57,320
that. Well, I think with this one. Yeah, I think with this one, it doesn't start like

880
01:18:57,320 --> 01:19:01,920
that. Like I think it starts. It gets progressively worse as your brains get fucked up from the

881
01:19:01,920 --> 01:19:06,400
drug because that's like there's like more on meth or speed. Yeah, like once. Once those

882
01:19:06,400 --> 01:19:09,880
signs start to come and appear, you're already fucked. Well, that's what I'm saying. You

883
01:19:09,880 --> 01:19:14,080
meet these meth heads around, you know, and you're like, why would you continue the first

884
01:19:14,080 --> 01:19:17,720
time? I understand what you're addicted. I understand the addicted part of it. I'm saying

885
01:19:17,720 --> 01:19:21,480
everybody tries once. Almost anything you do once isn't going to take you unless you

886
01:19:21,480 --> 01:19:27,200
continue. So the point is why would you try it once and you get and you turn into a fucking

887
01:19:27,200 --> 01:19:32,600
ketchup drop? Would you try it again the next time? That's where I have the trouble. So

888
01:19:32,600 --> 01:19:36,600
that's why I don't. That's what I'm saying. It's like me choosing to go back to being

889
01:19:36,600 --> 01:19:43,360
bad. I can tell you, I've done, no, I've done, I've done salvia probably 12 or 13 times.

890
01:19:43,360 --> 01:19:48,080
Right. I, and the thing is, is that, and I won't do it again because just, I mean, I

891
01:19:48,080 --> 01:19:52,600
don't think I need to maybe one more time when I'm older. But it doesn't sound pleasant.

892
01:19:52,600 --> 01:19:56,480
What are you talking about? Did you not hear me when I said I turned into a drop of ketchup

893
01:19:56,480 --> 01:20:01,800
on a conveyor belt? And when it's, how is that not just an insane thing to have to go

894
01:20:01,800 --> 01:20:06,920
through? Like that's my point. It's insane. And it makes you, it made me feel like I'm

895
01:20:06,920 --> 01:20:13,920
losing my mind. That's the thing. That's okay. Why watch Alice in Wonderland? If you don't

896
01:20:13,920 --> 01:20:18,960
want to experience the trippy nightmare of a girl going through a rabbit hole, why watch

897
01:20:18,960 --> 01:20:23,200
a movie like what dreams are made of? If you feel what I'm watching it, what it's, what

898
01:20:23,200 --> 01:20:27,760
it's happening to you, it feels real. Hold on. Listen, listen to me. When you watch a

899
01:20:27,760 --> 01:20:33,080
movie like Alice in Wonderland, what dreams are made of, any movie that has a big fantasy

900
01:20:33,080 --> 01:20:37,960
element, what are you trying to do? Lose yourself in the movie. You want the suspension of disbelief.

901
01:20:37,960 --> 01:20:43,840
You want as much as humanly fucking possible to be inside the movie. That's what everyone

902
01:20:43,840 --> 01:20:48,720
wants when you watch a movie. There are levels. Hold on. Well, then fine. Then I guess, let

903
01:20:48,720 --> 01:20:55,880
me finish. For me, when I want to watch a movie, I want to experience the movie full

904
01:20:55,880 --> 01:21:01,360
force. That's why I have a VR. I bought the VR specifically so that I can immerse myself

905
01:21:01,360 --> 01:21:05,400
in the most possible way where I could do the void blackout screen, where it's just

906
01:21:05,400 --> 01:21:10,160
blackness and a move and a screen and nothing can distract me. The problem is, of course,

907
01:21:10,160 --> 01:21:13,040
when you go to the movie theater and you're around people and they just, they distract

908
01:21:13,040 --> 01:21:16,680
you. That's why I don't want to go to movie theaters, right? I want to have a full experience

909
01:21:16,680 --> 01:21:24,920
the right way. So what's the next level of watching a movie in VR? It would be taking

910
01:21:24,920 --> 01:21:30,400
a drug that lets you experience what these directors would love their fucking viewers

911
01:21:30,400 --> 01:21:34,080
to experience. When you watch a movie like Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, or you watch

912
01:21:34,080 --> 01:21:38,980
a movie like this, or you watch a movie where it has these psychological fuck you trippy

913
01:21:38,980 --> 01:21:45,260
moments in them. Like the director wants nothing more than to make the viewer feel like they

914
01:21:45,260 --> 01:21:51,400
themselves are the same drug as the character. So doing the drug yourself in real life is

915
01:21:51,400 --> 01:21:57,960
the closest thing you can get to experiencing what that is. So when I do, when I did Salvia

916
01:21:57,960 --> 01:22:08,160
and I got a 10 minute out of body, absolute insane, like few moments, 10 minutes, few

917
01:22:08,160 --> 01:22:16,880
minutes, whatever it was, I once did it alone in my room. And it was in my boxers and I

918
01:22:16,880 --> 01:22:22,600
smoked and I started sweating and I was like, okay, I laid down on my bed and I immediately

919
01:22:22,600 --> 01:22:28,960
started riding a drop of sweat from my forehead like a roller coaster down my entire body

920
01:22:28,960 --> 01:22:33,200
to my toes. So I was just like going down my nose over the lips and I was like going

921
01:22:33,200 --> 01:22:37,880
around my chin. It was fucking insane and exhilarating. And when I got to like chest

922
01:22:37,880 --> 01:22:42,320
hair, I was like weaving through trying not to fucking hit like like chest hair. I went

923
01:22:42,320 --> 01:22:47,240
around my own dick. My own dick was a mountain to me as I was fucking going down on a bead

924
01:22:47,240 --> 01:22:52,160
of sweat. Do you have any idea what kind of like that's why you had to keep chasing that

925
01:22:52,160 --> 01:22:57,440
feeling. Exactly. The self confidence it gives you when you're in your own dick is like the

926
01:22:57,440 --> 01:23:07,800
Matterhorn. You're going past it like we're at the root of it. Salvia addiction. I just

927
01:23:07,800 --> 01:23:14,080
want to see my dick as a mountain. But I'm saying like that is something that I would

928
01:23:14,080 --> 01:23:18,880
never trade for anything and that nothing but a drug could make me experience. So why

929
01:23:18,880 --> 01:23:23,400
not try it? But there are stories out there and they're real. Obviously we've met all

930
01:23:23,400 --> 01:23:28,920
met people who never come back from one of those trips. For fucking sure. And that's

931
01:23:28,920 --> 01:23:35,320
the problem. No, the drug is insanely terrifying. My buddy and I did it once at a cabin and

932
01:23:35,320 --> 01:23:39,000
our girlfriends were with us at the time. Right. We did it at a cabin. We just both

933
01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:44,080
did it right. And we both like without saying a word, we're just drawn to jumping off the

934
01:23:44,080 --> 01:23:48,360
balcony and we started like heading towards the balcony climbing up it to jump off a second

935
01:23:48,360 --> 01:23:52,640
story roof into some snow. And like it was a terrible idea. And I don't know if it was

936
01:23:52,640 --> 01:23:56,760
suicidal or if it was we wanted to be with commune with God or whatever. I don't remember

937
01:23:56,760 --> 01:23:59,280
that one as well. I think it's because we were drinking. So I don't think you should

938
01:23:59,280 --> 01:24:04,120
drink and do salvia because we were doing some shots and then we decided to smoke salvia.

939
01:24:04,120 --> 01:24:07,120
And then we literally tried to kill ourselves. But our girlfriends had to pull us off the

940
01:24:07,120 --> 01:24:11,760
back. No, Mike, I'm telling you, we were on the balcony looking at each other about to

941
01:24:11,760 --> 01:24:15,840
jump and they, they pulled us up. But that's my point. There's a risk reward that you have

942
01:24:15,840 --> 01:24:20,680
to balance. Okay. And what I'm telling you is the risk is not worth the reward of that

943
01:24:20,680 --> 01:24:25,320
10 minutes that you get in your brain. That's there. Now that memory is now worth the risk

944
01:24:25,320 --> 01:24:30,520
of going back and trying again. I understand the first time because it's a curiosity thing.

945
01:24:30,520 --> 01:24:34,200
But then when you go catch up, wasn't enough if I got stuck in that world. But here's the

946
01:24:34,200 --> 01:24:40,200
thing. Catch up wasn't terrifying. Catch up wasn't enough. The body Futurama thing was

947
01:24:40,200 --> 01:24:47,160
awesome. Braver than me. Dick Mountain loved it. The I should stop saying I love Dick Mountain.

948
01:24:47,160 --> 01:24:56,080
Have you guys have any of you guys seen our ship here talk about his little salvia trip

949
01:24:56,080 --> 01:25:00,920
that he did it live on the Joe Rogan podcast? No, he smoked salvia live on the podcast and

950
01:25:00,920 --> 01:25:04,440
he's just like, wait, when did you do it? Ten minutes. He's like, this is a long time

951
01:25:04,440 --> 01:25:10,120
ago. But he comes out of it and he explains that he went to the bottom of the ocean and

952
01:25:10,120 --> 01:25:14,680
he was like a fish person and he met other fish people. And for three years he lived

953
01:25:14,680 --> 01:25:19,760
there and like had relationships and friendships. He had a wife, he had little fish people kids

954
01:25:19,760 --> 01:25:23,960
and then and then he came back up out of it. And it took 10 minutes, but in his brain it

955
01:25:23,960 --> 01:25:28,960
was three years. Yeah, 10 minutes. Yeah, it's terrifying. Mike, no, no, no. Do you ever

956
01:25:28,960 --> 01:25:32,520
fear you're still tripping? What? You ever fear you're still tripping? What if you're

957
01:25:32,520 --> 01:25:38,320
still tripping? I would love to wake up 20 years ago. I think this may have solved something.

958
01:25:38,320 --> 01:25:44,420
The nines is a salvia trip. The whole movie is a salvia trip. No, but I did I did one

959
01:25:44,420 --> 01:25:50,120
my buddy. I'm Ryan Reynolds. I'm a Mormon friend and he plays a guitar and he was this

960
01:25:50,120 --> 01:25:54,120
was like in between him going back to being a Mormon. It was like during his like his

961
01:25:54,120 --> 01:26:00,280
rumspringer. I had a Mormon friend and it's salvia with one. No, no, no. He he was on

962
01:26:00,280 --> 01:26:04,520
his like rumspringer of Mormon and they don't have one, but he just sort of quit being a

963
01:26:04,520 --> 01:26:09,240
Mormon for a while. He's got his own rumspringer. He has his own rumspringer. During his rumspringer,

964
01:26:09,240 --> 01:26:15,760
we did some drugs and he we did salvia and we went up to this cabin that his family owned

965
01:26:15,760 --> 01:26:19,160
and it was like a little rundown. There's like wild animals there because they had sort

966
01:26:19,160 --> 01:26:23,320
of sold it a while ago and it hadn't been sold like it hadn't been removed in or up

967
01:26:23,320 --> 01:26:28,520
there. It was a good spot to do drugs. It's all I'm saying. And we we go up there and

968
01:26:28,520 --> 01:26:32,680
he starts playing the guitar. He starts playing the Beatles. I think Bluebird or Blackbird

969
01:26:32,680 --> 01:26:42,200
is a Blackbird. Blackbird. He starts playing it as I'm doing my salvia. The entire cabin

970
01:26:42,200 --> 01:26:49,560
is cartoonified. I'm talking Disney level quality animation. I'm now on a log going

971
01:26:49,560 --> 01:26:55,880
down a beautiful sunny like like a river. There's I mean I'm literally getting full

972
01:26:55,880 --> 01:27:02,520
blown animated like trees and shit. I went full cartoon, full cartoon for 10 minutes

973
01:27:02,520 --> 01:27:07,480
of my life. Full cartoon, Mike. Can you tell me you've ever gone full cartoon? You haven't.

974
01:27:07,480 --> 01:27:12,520
You haven't gone full cartoon. You haven't gone full cartoon if you could. Now here's

975
01:27:12,520 --> 01:27:16,200
the thing. It's just like any one of those. No I don't want to amble on my head. What

976
01:27:16,200 --> 01:27:21,800
if you in that world uh your life is then having a bad trip it's like, Dan I've worked

977
01:27:21,800 --> 01:27:27,960
this fucking. This podcast. You just watch the worst fucking movies all the time. There's

978
01:27:27,960 --> 01:27:33,720
this guy Mike. He always says he's Cellios. What No it would be more than that. You'd

979
01:27:33,720 --> 01:27:36,000
it would be, and it still sucks.

980
01:27:36,000 --> 01:27:36,840
I'm just kidding.

981
01:27:36,840 --> 01:27:40,960
No, but it would be, yeah, I mean, I'm just saying

982
01:27:42,000 --> 01:27:46,040
that doing, it's like when it's like,

983
01:27:46,040 --> 01:27:49,280
would you take a superpower if it was a randomly,

984
01:27:49,280 --> 01:27:50,920
a lauded superpower?

985
01:27:50,920 --> 01:27:54,280
I would say yes, because even, as long as it doesn't,

986
01:27:54,280 --> 01:27:56,640
you don't get one of the shitty ones like Toad,

987
01:27:56,640 --> 01:27:59,020
and it turns you, and you have to now walk around

988
01:27:59,020 --> 01:28:01,840
like a Toad, and like, you know, like, that's a gross one.

989
01:28:01,840 --> 01:28:06,240
I wouldn't necessarily, but Toad in the bedroom, right?

990
01:28:06,240 --> 01:28:08,480
Someone has to kiss you to make you turn human

991
01:28:08,480 --> 01:28:09,320
for like an hour.

992
01:28:09,320 --> 01:28:12,000
Oh no, I meant Toad from X-Men with that tongue.

993
01:28:14,100 --> 01:28:19,100
If Salvia is like a random slot machine of like,

994
01:28:22,120 --> 01:28:25,000
it's like, you're literally just pulling a slot machine,

995
01:28:25,000 --> 01:28:29,240
and you're getting 10 minutes of completely,

996
01:28:29,240 --> 01:28:32,360
100% out of body experience.

997
01:28:32,360 --> 01:28:37,360
Now, I've had people take it and feel relatively nothing.

998
01:28:37,840 --> 01:28:38,920
That's me.

999
01:28:38,920 --> 01:28:41,000
You've taken, yeah, there is people that take it.

1000
01:28:41,000 --> 01:28:42,280
Every time I've tried it, nothing.

1001
01:28:42,280 --> 01:28:44,080
Nothing, and they get, and there's absolutely.

1002
01:28:44,080 --> 01:28:46,020
Not even like weed, nothing, just like a mild buzz

1003
01:28:46,020 --> 01:28:47,440
for like five minutes. Absolutely nothing, right?

1004
01:28:47,440 --> 01:28:49,480
It's insane, but then on the other hand,

1005
01:28:49,480 --> 01:28:53,000
I have people who, like me, when they take it, it is,

1006
01:28:53,000 --> 01:28:55,240
so you might not even be programmed mentally

1007
01:28:55,240 --> 01:28:58,800
to be able to receive Salvia, but if you can,

1008
01:28:58,800 --> 01:29:01,280
it'll fuck your shit up for 10 minutes

1009
01:29:01,280 --> 01:29:03,260
in the most extreme way.

1010
01:29:03,260 --> 01:29:06,040
That's the closest I can think of to anything

1011
01:29:06,040 --> 01:29:07,440
where you would think bugs were actually

1012
01:29:07,440 --> 01:29:08,920
crawling over your body, because when I say

1013
01:29:08,920 --> 01:29:10,840
that I was riding, when I say dick mountain,

1014
01:29:10,840 --> 01:29:14,760
I'm riding down that sweat roller coaster,

1015
01:29:14,760 --> 01:29:18,200
it was, I could feel right now, the wind in my face.

1016
01:29:19,040 --> 01:29:22,600
I could see my legs, it's like, oh man,

1017
01:29:22,600 --> 01:29:24,480
I need to tan my upper legs more.

1018
01:29:24,480 --> 01:29:27,040
Did you get to your toe and fly off into nothing?

1019
01:29:27,040 --> 01:29:29,080
No, I think what happened was,

1020
01:29:29,080 --> 01:29:32,320
just like any other Salvia experience, it's like.

1021
01:29:32,320 --> 01:29:34,320
What's that? Stuck on dick mountain.

1022
01:29:34,320 --> 01:29:36,800
Just like all stuck. Just after the pubed forest.

1023
01:29:36,800 --> 01:29:39,480
It sounds like you smoked an episode,

1024
01:29:39,480 --> 01:29:41,880
like a deleted scene from Osmosis Jones.

1025
01:29:41,880 --> 01:29:42,720
Or a movie.

1026
01:29:43,880 --> 01:29:45,840
Dick mountain the movie.

1027
01:29:45,840 --> 01:29:47,960
Hold on, hold on, I love what you just said,

1028
01:29:47,960 --> 01:29:49,340
but what did you say?

1029
01:29:52,520 --> 01:29:53,640
Or I, what do you mean what did we say?

1030
01:29:53,640 --> 01:29:55,680
Dick mountain the movie.

1031
01:29:55,680 --> 01:29:58,840
No, it seems like all these trips are just like,

1032
01:29:58,840 --> 01:30:01,040
you watched a movie or a show.

1033
01:30:01,040 --> 01:30:03,240
It's like, this sounds, the first one was that episode

1034
01:30:03,240 --> 01:30:05,240
of Futurama, and then dick mountain sounds like

1035
01:30:05,240 --> 01:30:06,720
you just watched Osmosis Jones.

1036
01:30:06,720 --> 01:30:07,560
Yeah.

1037
01:30:09,200 --> 01:30:11,320
Osmosis Jones and Honey I Shrunk the Kids

1038
01:30:11,320 --> 01:30:12,780
all together.

1039
01:30:12,780 --> 01:30:14,080
Escape from dick mountain.

1040
01:30:14,080 --> 01:30:16,080
Escape from dick mountain.

1041
01:30:17,920 --> 01:30:20,960
Two twins separated at birth, my balls.

1042
01:30:20,960 --> 01:30:24,120
Rotoscope it, we have to rotoscope it, right?

1043
01:30:24,120 --> 01:30:25,400
It has to be rotoscope.

1044
01:30:25,400 --> 01:30:29,400
My two balls separated at birth meet and get superpowers.

1045
01:30:29,400 --> 01:30:30,360
And they meet at dick mountain.

1046
01:30:30,360 --> 01:30:34,640
Fried Rice Podcast presents Escape from Dick Mountain.

1047
01:30:34,640 --> 01:30:38,080
Sequel to the rock, specifically the rocks

1048
01:30:38,080 --> 01:30:39,160
that spring from which mountain.

1049
01:30:39,160 --> 01:30:40,680
From the creators of

1050
01:30:42,440 --> 01:30:43,840
Ghosts of Battle Earth.

1051
01:30:43,840 --> 01:30:45,560
Yes.

1052
01:30:45,560 --> 01:30:46,960
Ghost of Battle, wait what is it?

1053
01:30:46,960 --> 01:30:48,960
Ghosts of Battle Earth.

1054
01:30:48,960 --> 01:30:51,080
Or I thought it was Ghosts of Battlefield Mars, no.

1055
01:30:51,080 --> 01:30:54,280
Ghosts of Battle, Battle Mars, Battlefield Mars, yeah.

1056
01:30:54,280 --> 01:30:55,880
It feels about, it's so stupid.

1057
01:30:55,880 --> 01:30:56,920
It's so stupid.

1058
01:30:57,840 --> 01:31:00,560
Well anyway, thanks for letting me reminisce about.

1059
01:31:00,560 --> 01:31:01,480
Dick Mountain.

1060
01:31:01,480 --> 01:31:04,640
And yeah, about Dick Mountain specifically I guess.

1061
01:31:04,640 --> 01:31:08,760
Dick Mountain, the ketchup factory, and the vendor rice.

1062
01:31:08,760 --> 01:31:10,840
I mean I had more but it's just like that's when I,

1063
01:31:10,840 --> 01:31:14,640
when I think of why people choose to take drugs

1064
01:31:14,640 --> 01:31:16,920
that alter their mental state, I get it.

1065
01:31:16,920 --> 01:31:19,680
I get it because experiencing,

1066
01:31:19,680 --> 01:31:22,560
it's like the closest thing you can get to superpowers.

1067
01:31:22,560 --> 01:31:24,600
That's why I liked Adderall so much.

1068
01:31:24,600 --> 01:31:26,400
Adderall was the closest thing in the world

1069
01:31:26,400 --> 01:31:28,320
to the Limitless pill.

1070
01:31:28,320 --> 01:31:30,480
You take, if you've seen the movie Limitless,

1071
01:31:30,480 --> 01:31:32,360
Bradley Cooper takes a pill and all of a sudden

1072
01:31:32,360 --> 01:31:34,600
he starts writing books and he's super fucking focused

1073
01:31:34,600 --> 01:31:36,400
and he becomes the like president or whatever,

1074
01:31:36,400 --> 01:31:37,520
like a governor or whatever.

1075
01:31:37,520 --> 01:31:39,880
It's like, holy shit right?

1076
01:31:39,880 --> 01:31:42,800
Adderall, you take one of those and your whole world

1077
01:31:42,800 --> 01:31:46,240
just lights up and everything slows down.

1078
01:31:46,240 --> 01:31:48,280
It's like you've got clock stopper watch

1079
01:31:48,280 --> 01:31:51,040
and you've just slowed the reality around behind you

1080
01:31:51,040 --> 01:31:54,080
and you're just moving slightly faster than everybody else.

1081
01:31:54,080 --> 01:31:55,840
You got a speed boost in real life

1082
01:31:55,840 --> 01:31:58,960
and it does, it's like mentally you're speed boost.

1083
01:31:58,960 --> 01:32:00,080
Physically you feel faster.

1084
01:32:00,080 --> 01:32:01,360
It's like just everything.

1085
01:32:01,360 --> 01:32:02,720
But we already live that way.

1086
01:32:02,720 --> 01:32:04,320
I mean if we talk about that all the time

1087
01:32:04,320 --> 01:32:06,680
it's kind of how our, so if you,

1088
01:32:06,680 --> 01:32:08,840
it makes you like three times for you or I

1089
01:32:08,840 --> 01:32:11,000
because like we talk about the other idiots at work,

1090
01:32:11,000 --> 01:32:12,840
you know they're moving at half speed all the time.

1091
01:32:12,840 --> 01:32:15,840
Whoa, hey listen, they might listen to the podcast.

1092
01:32:15,840 --> 01:32:16,880
So let's not mention names.

1093
01:32:16,880 --> 01:32:18,200
I'm sure they already hate Mike.

1094
01:32:18,200 --> 01:32:19,040
No I'm just kidding.

1095
01:32:19,040 --> 01:32:20,440
It doesn't matter.

1096
01:32:20,440 --> 01:32:21,880
But Mike doesn't care.

1097
01:32:21,880 --> 01:32:22,720
Yeah.

1098
01:32:25,880 --> 01:32:27,000
Yeah, so I mean I don't know.

1099
01:32:27,000 --> 01:32:28,640
I would say kids.

1100
01:32:28,640 --> 01:32:29,880
Do drugs is a.

1101
01:32:29,880 --> 01:32:32,880
Adderall makes you feel like you're fucking,

1102
01:32:32,880 --> 01:32:35,360
the mental equivalent of God

1103
01:32:35,360 --> 01:32:40,240
and salvia will make you feel like you're,

1104
01:32:40,240 --> 01:32:44,240
I don't know, just salvia is a random slot of

1105
01:32:44,240 --> 01:32:47,320
if it works you're gonna experience something

1106
01:32:47,320 --> 01:32:49,640
that no one else in the history of humankind

1107
01:32:49,640 --> 01:32:50,800
will ever experience.

1108
01:32:50,800 --> 01:32:54,120
You will have an experience truly to your own

1109
01:32:54,120 --> 01:32:56,640
and it will be a memory imprinted in your head forever.

1110
01:32:56,640 --> 01:32:58,480
You heard it here first.

1111
01:32:58,480 --> 01:33:01,640
Andy Rice says children make sure you do lots of drugs.

1112
01:33:01,640 --> 01:33:02,480
Yes.

1113
01:33:02,480 --> 01:33:04,960
Just don't do coke, heroin or meth.

1114
01:33:04,960 --> 01:33:06,280
Just do Adderall and salvia.

1115
01:33:06,280 --> 01:33:07,120
You'll be fine.

1116
01:33:07,120 --> 01:33:08,000
Adderall, salvia and weed.

1117
01:33:08,000 --> 01:33:09,200
You wanna be like Andy.

1118
01:33:10,920 --> 01:33:12,800
Do too much Adderall then stop.

1119
01:33:13,920 --> 01:33:15,720
Do too much salvia then stop.

1120
01:33:15,720 --> 01:33:20,720
You wanna surf on your own body and have

1121
01:33:20,800 --> 01:33:23,120
a civilization grow on your chest.

1122
01:33:23,120 --> 01:33:25,200
Be like, I wonder when people listen to this

1123
01:33:25,200 --> 01:33:26,800
they're gonna be like wait a minute.

1124
01:33:26,800 --> 01:33:31,160
Okay, this weed, these guys didn't smoke a bunch of weed

1125
01:33:31,160 --> 01:33:33,800
then they watch an anti-drug movie

1126
01:33:33,800 --> 01:33:35,800
and they go about how good drugs are.

1127
01:33:38,320 --> 01:33:40,040
Welcome to Fried Rice Podcast.

1128
01:33:41,120 --> 01:33:43,760
We don't care what you identify as, what drugs you do.

1129
01:33:43,760 --> 01:33:46,760
The good guys into the bad guys and the bad into the good.

1130
01:33:47,680 --> 01:33:48,640
Wait till fucking.

1131
01:33:48,640 --> 01:33:49,800
The guy in the Middle East is like,

1132
01:33:49,800 --> 01:33:52,320
I cannot relate to this at all.

1133
01:33:52,320 --> 01:33:53,320
This episode is terrible.

1134
01:33:53,320 --> 01:33:55,120
They kill us for doing drugs here.

1135
01:33:56,560 --> 01:33:58,680
Our one Middle Eastern guy.

1136
01:33:58,680 --> 01:34:00,000
Hey Middle Eastern guy, hit us up

1137
01:34:00,000 --> 01:34:01,720
if you're still listening.

1138
01:34:01,720 --> 01:34:02,560
Give us a call.

1139
01:34:02,560 --> 01:34:03,380
Give us a call.

1140
01:34:03,380 --> 01:34:04,320
Call, leave a voicemail.

1141
01:34:04,320 --> 01:34:05,800
Friedricepodcast.com.

1142
01:34:05,800 --> 01:34:08,120
We'll call you back, we'll get you on the show.

1143
01:34:08,120 --> 01:34:09,800
This is why we hate these imputas.

1144
01:34:09,800 --> 01:34:12,600
If you call us we will give you a movie pic.

1145
01:34:12,600 --> 01:34:17,600
He's probably gonna have to dial like 11208884455-

1146
01:34:20,680 --> 01:34:21,520
then our number.

1147
01:34:21,520 --> 01:34:23,320
Yeah, whatever the country code is.

1148
01:34:25,400 --> 01:34:29,160
And I once saw a movie in a different country,

1149
01:34:30,720 --> 01:34:35,720
in Belgium, and they had two different subtitles in the bottom.

1150
01:34:38,040 --> 01:34:39,800
And I hated it every second of it.

1151
01:34:39,800 --> 01:34:42,760
So I don't know if that has to do with anything.

1152
01:34:42,760 --> 01:34:44,360
Yeah, I'll add one to that.

1153
01:34:44,360 --> 01:34:48,120
I was looking at my Snapchat and I found the Snap map

1154
01:34:48,120 --> 01:34:49,640
where you could just go look at Snapchats

1155
01:34:49,640 --> 01:34:51,520
anyone posted for the whole world to see.

1156
01:34:51,520 --> 01:34:52,760
I went over to North Korea

1157
01:34:53,800 --> 01:34:57,000
and there's just one little,

1158
01:34:57,000 --> 01:34:59,360
it feels like a little clouds all over the map

1159
01:34:59,360 --> 01:35:01,640
where a bunch of people are posting snaps.

1160
01:35:01,640 --> 01:35:03,520
So like you click on like one area in New York,

1161
01:35:03,520 --> 01:35:05,400
maybe there's something going on at Madison Square Garden,

1162
01:35:05,400 --> 01:35:07,880
everyone's posting it to Snapchat, so you'll see all those.

1163
01:35:07,880 --> 01:35:10,800
But there is just one little clip in North Korea

1164
01:35:10,800 --> 01:35:13,080
and it's just some guy watching 30 Rock.

1165
01:35:14,080 --> 01:35:16,080
Oh, which is probably like some fucking

1166
01:35:16,080 --> 01:35:17,600
baller ass thing to do out there.

1167
01:35:17,600 --> 01:35:19,320
I think he was trying to brag somehow.

1168
01:35:19,320 --> 01:35:20,520
Dude, he's like, hey, listen bitches,

1169
01:35:20,520 --> 01:35:23,680
I got fucking 30 Rock throwing, did you say 30 Rock?

1170
01:35:23,680 --> 01:35:24,520
30 Rock.

1171
01:35:24,520 --> 01:35:27,040
Yeah, he's like, I thought he said third Rock

1172
01:35:27,040 --> 01:35:29,000
from the Sun for a second, I love that one too.

1173
01:35:29,000 --> 01:35:31,960
But he's like, yeah, I got 30 Rock playing motherfuckers.

1174
01:35:31,960 --> 01:35:33,440
He's the most badass person in North Korea.

1175
01:35:33,440 --> 01:35:35,800
It's just five seconds of like a hotel room

1176
01:35:35,800 --> 01:35:37,440
and you see it moving and you see the TV

1177
01:35:37,440 --> 01:35:39,280
and the 30 Rock on the TV.

1178
01:35:39,280 --> 01:35:41,280
I'm like, that guy's just trying to fucking.

1179
01:35:41,280 --> 01:35:42,120
He's dead.

1180
01:35:42,120 --> 01:35:43,960
He's fucking dead now.

1181
01:35:43,960 --> 01:35:44,800
He's dead now.

1182
01:35:44,800 --> 01:35:46,280
Shout out to 30 Rock North Korea guy.

1183
01:35:46,280 --> 01:35:49,040
Dude, 30 Rock North Korea guy, that five seconds

1184
01:35:49,040 --> 01:35:50,720
is the most brave thing that anyone's

1185
01:35:50,720 --> 01:35:52,080
ever done in that country.

1186
01:35:53,560 --> 01:35:55,880
But fuck, he's dead.

1187
01:35:55,880 --> 01:35:58,880
They found him, they killed him.

1188
01:35:58,880 --> 01:36:00,280
They made a public example of him,

1189
01:36:00,280 --> 01:36:01,560
that's not gonna be on TikTok.

1190
01:36:01,560 --> 01:36:02,880
I think the only people with social media

1191
01:36:02,880 --> 01:36:06,040
are the people in the government, like in the main thing.

1192
01:36:06,040 --> 01:36:09,400
Too bad your nukes can't hit fucking Arizona bitches.

1193
01:36:09,400 --> 01:36:11,440
They'll get, you know, right?

1194
01:36:11,440 --> 01:36:13,360
I'm challenging him like Trump did

1195
01:36:13,360 --> 01:36:14,560
before they hit the ground.

1196
01:36:14,560 --> 01:36:15,480
Come at me, bro.

1197
01:36:15,480 --> 01:36:18,520
Didn't Trump do that when North Korea was like,

1198
01:36:18,520 --> 01:36:21,280
we're gonna do nuke techs.

1199
01:36:21,280 --> 01:36:23,680
Well, we might nuke you and then Trump's like,

1200
01:36:23,680 --> 01:36:26,640
yeah, fucking try it bitch, we'll fucking destroy you.

1201
01:36:26,640 --> 01:36:28,360
Hey, let's go play some golf.

1202
01:36:28,360 --> 01:36:29,200
Yeah, and then.

1203
01:36:29,200 --> 01:36:31,240
Game buddies with him, yeah, yeah.

1204
01:36:31,240 --> 01:36:33,920
It sucks that now like Putin and Kim Jong-un

1205
01:36:33,920 --> 01:36:35,400
are like buddies now.

1206
01:36:35,400 --> 01:36:37,680
And then Trump's like gonna be going to jail

1207
01:36:37,680 --> 01:36:39,440
and he's just like, aw man, like,

1208
01:36:39,440 --> 01:36:41,720
I wanna hang out with them, like my two favorite people.

1209
01:36:41,720 --> 01:36:42,640
Those are my friends.

1210
01:36:42,640 --> 01:36:45,360
We could do something, like all together.

1211
01:36:45,360 --> 01:36:48,400
You know, if the Chinese president gets involved

1212
01:36:48,400 --> 01:36:49,600
in that little trifecta.

1213
01:36:49,600 --> 01:36:50,920
Pooh?

1214
01:36:50,920 --> 01:36:52,320
Is that his name, Pooh Bear?

1215
01:36:52,320 --> 01:36:55,080
Yeah, let's just piss off everybody.

1216
01:36:55,080 --> 01:36:57,880
If Pooh Bear and Kim Jong, whoever the fuck,

1217
01:36:57,880 --> 01:37:02,040
and Putin, poota, poota little bitch.

1218
01:37:04,040 --> 01:37:05,000
Your words, not mine.

1219
01:37:05,000 --> 01:37:08,960
If they all get together and start sucking each other off

1220
01:37:08,960 --> 01:37:11,560
and fucking doing all that stuff.

1221
01:37:11,560 --> 01:37:13,920
Wait, but that's another South Park episode.

1222
01:37:13,920 --> 01:37:17,120
I'm just saying, I don't care what they do

1223
01:37:17,120 --> 01:37:19,080
behind closed doors, as long as they don't touch me, right?

1224
01:37:19,080 --> 01:37:20,560
Because that's my rule as a human.

1225
01:37:20,560 --> 01:37:24,920
But that's scary, that's like an axis forming, isn't it?

1226
01:37:24,920 --> 01:37:26,880
Like an axis of evil, who said that?

1227
01:37:28,000 --> 01:37:30,120
That's what I'm saying, like it looks fucked up.

1228
01:37:30,120 --> 01:37:31,400
This is some World War III shit.

1229
01:37:31,400 --> 01:37:34,280
Yeah, Bush started, talked about that.

1230
01:37:34,280 --> 01:37:37,160
George Bush Jr., the littler, the younger one.

1231
01:37:37,160 --> 01:37:38,120
George W.

1232
01:37:38,120 --> 01:37:38,960
George W, yeah.

1233
01:37:38,960 --> 01:37:39,800
I don't think he's littler.

1234
01:37:39,800 --> 01:37:41,880
Well, I guess he is littler, he's not as tall as his dad.

1235
01:37:41,880 --> 01:37:45,200
Yeah, but anyway, he actually called those three the axis

1236
01:37:45,200 --> 01:37:47,160
of evil years and years ago.

1237
01:37:47,160 --> 01:37:48,000
Well, he had a point.

1238
01:37:48,000 --> 01:37:49,720
He's throwing Saddam Hussein in there.

1239
01:37:49,720 --> 01:37:51,360
When Cheney told him to say that, that was very nice.

1240
01:37:51,360 --> 01:37:52,200
Yeah, exactly.

1241
01:37:55,360 --> 01:37:57,200
Well, anyway, this has been Scanner Darkly,

1242
01:37:57,200 --> 01:37:59,160
let's give it a rating.

1243
01:37:59,160 --> 01:38:02,760
So were they right to fuck up Keanu Reeves' brain

1244
01:38:02,760 --> 01:38:03,880
and put him in a new position?

1245
01:38:03,880 --> 01:38:07,120
Well, if it's all real, then he grabbed that flower

1246
01:38:07,120 --> 01:38:08,360
at the end and was like, I'm gonna take this

1247
01:38:08,360 --> 01:38:09,840
to my friends at Thanksgiving.

1248
01:38:09,840 --> 01:38:10,840
I mean, then yeah,

1249
01:38:10,840 --> 01:38:12,640
because then they're gonna take down that farm.

1250
01:38:12,640 --> 01:38:13,800
I like the meme of that.

1251
01:38:13,800 --> 01:38:15,840
I finally got figured out where that meme was from.

1252
01:38:15,840 --> 01:38:19,120
It's like when you find the most vile, disgusting, real,

1253
01:38:19,120 --> 01:38:22,000
and it just shows Keanu Reeves a present for my friends.

1254
01:38:22,000 --> 01:38:22,840
Yeah.

1255
01:38:25,040 --> 01:38:28,240
If it's, well, listen, you know me when it comes to-

1256
01:38:28,240 --> 01:38:29,080
Sequel?

1257
01:38:29,080 --> 01:38:29,920
When it comes to-

1258
01:38:31,560 --> 01:38:32,520
Sequel?

1259
01:38:32,520 --> 01:38:33,360
No, you know what this is-

1260
01:38:33,360 --> 01:38:34,960
He's the hero and he's all brained.

1261
01:38:34,960 --> 01:38:38,040
He's like, you did it, Keanu.

1262
01:38:38,040 --> 01:38:40,720
No, I think that the clip they're missing

1263
01:38:40,720 --> 01:38:42,400
is the end of that Black Mirror episode

1264
01:38:42,400 --> 01:38:44,560
where the guy does the play test.

1265
01:38:44,560 --> 01:38:46,920
Where, you know, it's like one of those type of things

1266
01:38:46,920 --> 01:38:49,480
where it's just like he's in that lab with those doctors.

1267
01:38:49,480 --> 01:38:51,960
They're trying to have him pick out the different things,

1268
01:38:51,960 --> 01:38:54,080
but he's really just a brain dead fucking vegetable

1269
01:38:54,080 --> 01:38:56,800
having like a episode where he sees these people

1270
01:38:56,800 --> 01:38:59,520
walking around like a well-known writer

1271
01:38:59,520 --> 01:39:02,600
and he imagines them as being part of a grand illusion.

1272
01:39:02,600 --> 01:39:03,440
I like your Black Mirror,

1273
01:39:03,440 --> 01:39:04,920
because I put it's like train spotting

1274
01:39:04,920 --> 01:39:06,040
by way of the Twilight Zone.

1275
01:39:06,040 --> 01:39:07,320
It's very close to what I was saying.

1276
01:39:07,320 --> 01:39:09,080
Yeah, it is a little train spotty,

1277
01:39:09,080 --> 01:39:12,880
a little Twilighty Zone, a little, yeah.

1278
01:39:12,880 --> 01:39:15,600
So here at Fried Rice Podcast,

1279
01:39:15,600 --> 01:39:18,600
we rate our movies stupidly.

1280
01:39:19,480 --> 01:39:22,280
We start with B, we don't have an A.

1281
01:39:22,280 --> 01:39:23,280
We got rid of it.

1282
01:39:23,280 --> 01:39:25,480
We said, fuck it, we're better than A.

1283
01:39:25,480 --> 01:39:27,880
We're gonna go one below it as our highest.

1284
01:39:27,880 --> 01:39:30,480
So B, B+, you get it, that's our highest.

1285
01:39:30,480 --> 01:39:32,240
And then we go all the way down to F.

1286
01:39:32,240 --> 01:39:34,800
Skipping E, again, just fuck it.

1287
01:39:34,800 --> 01:39:36,080
We don't want E's in here.

1288
01:39:36,080 --> 01:39:37,960
No E's, E's not for everybody.

1289
01:39:38,880 --> 01:39:41,760
And then we get A Special Place in Hell,

1290
01:39:41,760 --> 01:39:43,480
reserved for the very worst,

1291
01:39:43,480 --> 01:39:46,840
the absolute trashiest of movies,

1292
01:39:46,840 --> 01:39:50,680
which people often think are the ones that I pick.

1293
01:39:50,680 --> 01:39:53,520
Uh, and that's the W.

1294
01:39:53,520 --> 01:39:54,920
A waste of fucking time.

1295
01:39:54,920 --> 01:39:56,400
You picked Slipstream?

1296
01:39:56,400 --> 01:39:58,800
Oh yeah, that's, I will say, yeah.

1297
01:39:58,800 --> 01:40:00,360
Slipstream was awesome here, yeah.

1298
01:40:00,360 --> 01:40:03,360
So fucking W, it's a waste of time.

1299
01:40:03,360 --> 01:40:04,560
It's our worst grade.

1300
01:40:04,560 --> 01:40:06,600
Movie has to be a real fucking shit show

1301
01:40:06,600 --> 01:40:07,560
for you to pick it.

1302
01:40:09,200 --> 01:40:11,160
Saying that, we're not talking,

1303
01:40:11,160 --> 01:40:13,640
I don't think we're talking about a W movie whatsoever.

1304
01:40:13,640 --> 01:40:15,120
This is Scandered Darkly.

1305
01:40:15,120 --> 01:40:18,280
Looks great, well acted, all about drugs,

1306
01:40:18,280 --> 01:40:20,440
based on a book Austin likes.

1307
01:40:20,440 --> 01:40:22,000
Director's done some great stuff.

1308
01:40:22,000 --> 01:40:23,520
Who doesn't like School of Rock?

1309
01:40:23,520 --> 01:40:25,040
Who doesn't like Dazed and Confused?

1310
01:40:25,040 --> 01:40:26,000
He's great.

1311
01:40:26,000 --> 01:40:27,880
He's done some cool shit when he goes commercial.

1312
01:40:27,880 --> 01:40:30,240
He's done some cool shit when he goes indie.

1313
01:40:30,240 --> 01:40:31,880
Winona Ryder kills it.

1314
01:40:31,880 --> 01:40:35,280
Rory Cochran, who plays Freck, was awesome.

1315
01:40:35,280 --> 01:40:36,160
They're all great.

1316
01:40:36,160 --> 01:40:38,600
I give it, like a,

1317
01:40:39,760 --> 01:40:41,560
I was teetering B minus C plus,

1318
01:40:41,560 --> 01:40:43,040
but I think after talking about it

1319
01:40:43,040 --> 01:40:44,240
and thinking about more about it,

1320
01:40:44,240 --> 01:40:45,640
I'm thinking going B minus.

1321
01:40:45,640 --> 01:40:46,480
So B minus.

1322
01:40:48,680 --> 01:40:50,000
Or me.

1323
01:40:50,000 --> 01:40:50,840
All right.

1324
01:40:52,000 --> 01:40:53,280
So Austin.

1325
01:40:53,280 --> 01:40:56,000
Me, I just, I thought it was a great movie.

1326
01:40:56,000 --> 01:40:57,640
I'm not giving it a bad grade.

1327
01:40:57,640 --> 01:40:58,920
I did like the book a lot more,

1328
01:40:58,920 --> 01:41:01,000
just because there was more to it.

1329
01:41:01,000 --> 01:41:02,840
But I'm just gonna go C plus.

1330
01:41:02,840 --> 01:41:04,080
Nice little,

1331
01:41:05,960 --> 01:41:08,880
not mid, but not the best thing I've ever seen.

1332
01:41:08,880 --> 01:41:09,720
Got you.

1333
01:41:09,720 --> 01:41:11,960
I'm gonna balance his C plus with a B.

1334
01:41:13,280 --> 01:41:17,760
Straight B, because this is a thought provoking,

1335
01:41:17,760 --> 01:41:19,640
well done movie.

1336
01:41:19,640 --> 01:41:21,880
There's really nothing bad you could say about this movie.

1337
01:41:21,880 --> 01:41:24,680
It's not for the budget and for the things.

1338
01:41:24,680 --> 01:41:26,280
I mean, you just have to,

1339
01:41:26,280 --> 01:41:28,360
nine million dollar movie that holds up.

1340
01:41:28,360 --> 01:41:30,240
I mean, this is 20 years later.

1341
01:41:30,240 --> 01:41:32,240
We just watched it and had an hour long discussion

1342
01:41:32,240 --> 01:41:34,440
about all things it made us think about.

1343
01:41:34,440 --> 01:41:36,120
That to me is the sign of a good movie.

1344
01:41:36,120 --> 01:41:37,880
Visually holds up as well.

1345
01:41:37,880 --> 01:41:39,880
I think it'll hold up another 20 years from now.

1346
01:41:39,880 --> 01:41:42,360
I think you watch this movie at any time

1347
01:41:42,360 --> 01:41:45,160
and get what the director is going for visually.

1348
01:41:45,160 --> 01:41:46,760
I think it Bs, yeah, that's good.

1349
01:41:47,960 --> 01:41:50,240
Yeah, no, I definitely,

1350
01:41:50,240 --> 01:41:51,440
I was leaning on a straight B,

1351
01:41:51,440 --> 01:41:53,760
but after the hour conversation about Dick Mountain,

1352
01:41:53,760 --> 01:41:55,000
I'm gonna go B plus.

1353
01:41:55,000 --> 01:41:56,200
Nice.

1354
01:41:56,200 --> 01:41:57,040
Nice.

1355
01:41:57,040 --> 01:41:59,720
Nice, Dick Mountain does it again.

1356
01:41:59,720 --> 01:42:00,560
Brings it up.

1357
01:42:00,560 --> 01:42:01,400
Brings it up.

1358
01:42:02,640 --> 01:42:05,480
You carried the movie to the top of Dick Mountain.

1359
01:42:05,480 --> 01:42:08,280
The top of Dick Mountain has gotten me through a lot of shit.

1360
01:42:08,280 --> 01:42:10,960
Wait, hold on, that would imply some things.

1361
01:42:10,960 --> 01:42:13,840
It's the only safe place from Andy's chest war.

1362
01:42:16,600 --> 01:42:17,800
Yeah, I know.

1363
01:42:17,800 --> 01:42:19,480
That phrase alone, yeah.

1364
01:42:19,480 --> 01:42:21,320
No, but it's a hard,

1365
01:42:21,320 --> 01:42:23,280
I think that's why you didn't take very many notes.

1366
01:42:23,280 --> 01:42:24,120
It wasn't hard.

1367
01:42:24,120 --> 01:42:25,640
It wasn't hard.

1368
01:42:25,640 --> 01:42:27,120
Look, it wasn't hard.

1369
01:42:27,120 --> 01:42:31,440
But it's a movie that you watch, you think,

1370
01:42:31,440 --> 01:42:34,320
and you obviously try to figure out what's real,

1371
01:42:34,320 --> 01:42:37,080
what's not real, and it still holds up years later.

1372
01:42:38,200 --> 01:42:39,040
B plus.

1373
01:42:39,040 --> 01:42:41,560
Fuck it, yeah, so we're at a strong B.

1374
01:42:41,560 --> 01:42:43,440
I think for sure a B.

1375
01:42:43,440 --> 01:42:46,400
Because we got B minus B, B plus, C plus.

1376
01:42:46,400 --> 01:42:47,240
Yeah, that's B.

1377
01:42:47,240 --> 01:42:49,040
Strong ass B for Skater Darkly,

1378
01:42:49,040 --> 01:42:51,440
which it rightly is deserved.

1379
01:42:52,760 --> 01:42:55,480
Before we get into recreational recommendations,

1380
01:42:55,480 --> 01:42:57,160
which we have awesome music for,

1381
01:42:57,160 --> 01:42:59,120
which I don't think I fucking put in the last episode.

1382
01:42:59,120 --> 01:43:01,200
I'm so sorry everybody, I'll do it on the next one.

1383
01:43:01,200 --> 01:43:04,040
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.

1384
01:43:04,040 --> 01:43:05,440
Before we get into that,

1385
01:43:05,440 --> 01:43:08,000
Brennan is our movie pick of the week.

1386
01:43:08,000 --> 01:43:09,440
Next week is gonna be Mike.

1387
01:43:09,440 --> 01:43:10,920
Following that will be me.

1388
01:43:13,080 --> 01:43:16,880
So Brennan, I hope you pick what I think you hope you pick.

1389
01:43:18,160 --> 01:43:20,320
Yeah, you were talking about the double features.

1390
01:43:20,320 --> 01:43:21,160
Yeah, but there was one

1391
01:43:21,160 --> 01:43:22,480
that doesn't have a double feature that you mentioned.

1392
01:43:22,480 --> 01:43:25,640
There was one that I did mention.

1393
01:43:25,640 --> 01:43:26,840
That is what I picked.

1394
01:43:26,840 --> 01:43:31,840
So it stars Bill Murray and Richard Dreyfuss.

1395
01:43:32,560 --> 01:43:33,800
What about Bob?

1396
01:43:33,800 --> 01:43:35,400
What about Bob?

1397
01:43:35,400 --> 01:43:36,680
I didn't have a double feature for that one.

1398
01:43:36,680 --> 01:43:37,520
No.

1399
01:43:37,520 --> 01:43:39,520
Okay, interesting.

1400
01:43:39,520 --> 01:43:40,400
He went with the.

1401
01:43:40,400 --> 01:43:43,160
I didn't wanna have too many movies to watch this week.

1402
01:43:43,160 --> 01:43:45,120
Is this the one with the question mark at the end?

1403
01:43:45,120 --> 01:43:46,000
Yes.

1404
01:43:47,280 --> 01:43:48,400
Yeah, yes.

1405
01:43:48,400 --> 01:43:49,600
Like there's another one.

1406
01:43:49,600 --> 01:43:50,440
Yeah.

1407
01:43:50,440 --> 01:43:51,280
Yeah.

1408
01:43:51,280 --> 01:43:53,440
So what about Bob?

1409
01:43:53,440 --> 01:43:54,560
Interesting movie.

1410
01:43:54,560 --> 01:43:55,400
Good.

1411
01:43:56,360 --> 01:43:59,000
You guys picked this one about me.

1412
01:43:59,000 --> 01:43:59,840
I have not seen this.

1413
01:43:59,840 --> 01:44:00,680
Oh yeah.

1414
01:44:00,680 --> 01:44:02,520
I wish Bob was in this episode.

1415
01:44:02,520 --> 01:44:03,360
I love this movie.

1416
01:44:03,360 --> 01:44:04,440
This is classic.

1417
01:44:04,440 --> 01:44:05,280
You all seen it?

1418
01:44:05,280 --> 01:44:06,120
I have not.

1419
01:44:06,120 --> 01:44:06,960
Because I have not either.

1420
01:44:06,960 --> 01:44:07,800
So it'll be us again.

1421
01:44:07,800 --> 01:44:08,640
Classic, funny.

1422
01:44:08,640 --> 01:44:09,600
Richard Dreyfuss, right?

1423
01:44:09,600 --> 01:44:10,440
Yes.

1424
01:44:10,440 --> 01:44:11,280
Richard Dreyfuss.

1425
01:44:11,280 --> 01:44:12,120
Bill Murray.

1426
01:44:12,120 --> 01:44:13,240
Pretty old movie, what year?

1427
01:44:13,240 --> 01:44:14,360
80s, right?

1428
01:44:14,360 --> 01:44:15,200
Yeah, it was.

1429
01:44:17,800 --> 01:44:19,200
91. 91.

1430
01:44:19,200 --> 01:44:20,040
Okay.

1431
01:44:20,040 --> 01:44:21,840
Yeah, it's very funny.

1432
01:44:21,840 --> 01:44:22,680
It's a Bill Murray movie.

1433
01:44:22,680 --> 01:44:25,960
A month long family vacation in New Hampshire

1434
01:44:25,960 --> 01:44:28,240
becomes a psychiatrist undoing

1435
01:44:28,240 --> 01:44:31,040
when his most dependent patient tracks him down

1436
01:44:31,040 --> 01:44:32,240
at his rental property.

1437
01:44:33,400 --> 01:44:34,240
Yeah.

1438
01:44:34,240 --> 01:44:35,080
Yeah.

1439
01:44:35,080 --> 01:44:37,560
Richard Dreyfuss is the psychiatrist.

1440
01:44:37,560 --> 01:44:42,200
Yeah, it sounds a lot like another movie I saw about like,

1441
01:44:43,120 --> 01:44:44,800
I'm trying to remember who it was.

1442
01:44:44,800 --> 01:44:46,120
There's a movie with.

1443
01:44:47,960 --> 01:44:48,800
What is it?

1444
01:44:48,800 --> 01:44:50,200
The Joker, my brain just went blank.

1445
01:44:50,200 --> 01:44:51,040
Joaquin Phoenix.

1446
01:44:51,040 --> 01:44:52,280
No, the real Joker.

1447
01:44:52,280 --> 01:44:53,240
Mark Hamill.

1448
01:44:53,240 --> 01:44:54,080
The real Joker.

1449
01:44:54,080 --> 01:44:55,000
Heath Ledger.

1450
01:44:55,000 --> 01:44:55,840
The real Joker.

1451
01:44:55,840 --> 01:44:57,120
The old school.

1452
01:44:57,120 --> 01:44:58,280
Or wait, what are you talking about?

1453
01:44:58,280 --> 01:44:59,120
The Lord from 66 back then?

1454
01:44:59,120 --> 01:45:00,320
Jack Nicholson or?

1455
01:45:00,320 --> 01:45:01,160
Yeah.

1456
01:45:01,160 --> 01:45:02,000
No, Jack Nicholson.

1457
01:45:02,000 --> 01:45:02,840
Jack Nicholson.

1458
01:45:02,840 --> 01:45:04,240
Yes.

1459
01:45:04,240 --> 01:45:06,560
The real Joker could have been any of them.

1460
01:45:06,560 --> 01:45:08,880
There's a movie from, Jack Nicholson movie.

1461
01:45:08,880 --> 01:45:10,840
It's like him and his female side.

1462
01:45:10,840 --> 01:45:11,680
Hi.

1463
01:45:11,680 --> 01:45:15,520
Oh, that's based on a book too.

1464
01:45:15,520 --> 01:45:16,360
Is it The Band?

1465
01:45:16,360 --> 01:45:17,200
No.

1466
01:45:17,200 --> 01:45:18,040
That's Robert DeWitt.

1467
01:45:18,040 --> 01:45:21,360
No, it's Danny DeVito's start is in it.

1468
01:45:21,360 --> 01:45:22,640
Christopher Lloyd is in it.

1469
01:45:22,640 --> 01:45:23,840
That's a classic movie.

1470
01:45:23,840 --> 01:45:24,960
Yeah, it's a classic movie.

1471
01:45:24,960 --> 01:45:25,800
I can't remember the name right now.

1472
01:45:25,800 --> 01:45:27,080
I just vaguely remember that it's kind of

1473
01:45:27,080 --> 01:45:28,600
the same storyline though, right?

1474
01:45:28,600 --> 01:45:30,480
Well, that's more dramatic.

1475
01:45:30,480 --> 01:45:31,760
This is comedy.

1476
01:45:31,760 --> 01:45:35,000
So there's a movie that I love where Halle Berry

1477
01:45:35,000 --> 01:45:35,840
is a psychiatrist.

1478
01:45:35,840 --> 01:45:36,680
Nurse Ratched.

1479
01:45:36,680 --> 01:45:41,280
And she's taking care of Robert DeWitt Jr.

1480
01:45:41,280 --> 01:45:42,440
But then.

1481
01:45:42,440 --> 01:45:44,120
Wait, say that again?

1482
01:45:44,120 --> 01:45:46,680
Halle Berry is a psychiatrist and she's taking care

1483
01:45:46,680 --> 01:45:47,520
of Robert DeWitt Jr.

1484
01:45:47,520 --> 01:45:48,360
That's the serious part.

1485
01:45:48,360 --> 01:45:51,680
Just Halle Berry is taking care of Robert DeWitt Jr.

1486
01:45:51,680 --> 01:45:54,640
In a psych ward and then Limp Biz gets behind,

1487
01:45:54,640 --> 01:45:57,920
Blue Eyes comes on and Gothica happens.

1488
01:45:57,920 --> 01:46:00,040
And it turns out that she's really the patient

1489
01:46:00,040 --> 01:46:02,240
the whole time or is she?

1490
01:46:02,240 --> 01:46:03,720
One flew over the cuckoo's nest.

1491
01:46:03,720 --> 01:46:04,560
Exactly.

1492
01:46:04,560 --> 01:46:05,400
That's the one.

1493
01:46:05,400 --> 01:46:07,320
That's what I was stalling for time for.

1494
01:46:08,160 --> 01:46:11,240
So we were doing a lot of what is this movie

1495
01:46:11,240 --> 01:46:13,040
the last few minutes.

1496
01:46:13,040 --> 01:46:15,440
So anyway, what about Bob?

1497
01:46:15,440 --> 01:46:16,960
Just get that old guy on.

1498
01:46:16,960 --> 01:46:17,800
What about Bob.

1499
01:46:17,800 --> 01:46:22,320
And now we got recreational recommendations.

1500
01:46:22,320 --> 01:46:23,200
recreate recommendations

1501
01:46:23,200 --> 01:46:24,020
Look

1502
01:46:24,020 --> 01:46:28,020
I'll go first

1503
01:46:42,040 --> 01:46:43,260
Same stuff

1504
01:46:43,260 --> 01:46:44,700
The boys.

1505
01:46:44,700 --> 01:46:46,060
The boys.

1506
01:46:46,060 --> 01:46:48,060
Watch all four episodes in one night.

1507
01:46:48,060 --> 01:46:49,220
I'm going to watch them tonight when I get home.

1508
01:46:49,220 --> 01:46:49,660
Oh my god.

1509
01:46:49,660 --> 01:46:51,780
And there's a lot of internet crap about it being,

1510
01:46:51,780 --> 01:46:54,940
oh, it's all anti whatever.

1511
01:46:54,940 --> 01:46:56,100
Who the fuck cares?

1512
01:46:56,100 --> 01:46:56,900
It's the boys.

1513
01:46:56,900 --> 01:46:57,740
It doesn't matter.

1514
01:46:57,740 --> 01:46:59,780
It's been that the whole time.

1515
01:46:59,780 --> 01:47:01,180
It's just what it is.

1516
01:47:01,180 --> 01:47:01,900
It's the boys.

1517
01:47:01,900 --> 01:47:02,620
Super satirical.

1518
01:47:02,620 --> 01:47:03,580
Yeah.

1519
01:47:03,580 --> 01:47:07,780
I mean, if you don't like people making fun of conservatives,

1520
01:47:07,780 --> 01:47:10,060
then I don't think The Boys is for you.

1521
01:47:10,060 --> 01:47:11,740
Also, news alert.

1522
01:47:11,740 --> 01:47:14,140
Don't watch Last Week Tonight with John Oliver.

1523
01:47:14,140 --> 01:47:14,660
Right.

1524
01:47:14,660 --> 01:47:15,380
Exactly.

1525
01:47:15,380 --> 01:47:16,820
Or fucking The Daily Show.

1526
01:47:16,820 --> 01:47:17,340
I don't know.

1527
01:47:17,340 --> 01:47:20,060
Or The Daily Show at this point.

1528
01:47:20,060 --> 01:47:23,220
He's what the?

1529
01:47:23,220 --> 01:47:23,940
OK.

1530
01:47:23,940 --> 01:47:25,580
Brandon, you got any recs?

1531
01:47:25,580 --> 01:47:28,980
Yeah, actually, I went and saw with my teenager this week

1532
01:47:28,980 --> 01:47:30,700
The Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes.

1533
01:47:30,700 --> 01:47:31,380
Oh.

1534
01:47:31,380 --> 01:47:33,340
It was great.

1535
01:47:33,340 --> 01:47:35,380
Even if you haven't seen all of the newer ones,

1536
01:47:35,380 --> 01:47:36,660
you could still go see this one.

1537
01:47:36,660 --> 01:47:39,900
And it does kind of stands alone, separate,

1538
01:47:39,900 --> 01:47:42,380
separate own story.

1539
01:47:42,380 --> 01:47:44,980
Does explain enough of what happened leading up to it

1540
01:47:44,980 --> 01:47:47,700
to kind of get you brought up to speed.

1541
01:47:47,700 --> 01:47:50,020
But if you've seen them all and you like it, I recommend it.

1542
01:47:50,020 --> 01:47:51,220
It was great.

1543
01:47:51,220 --> 01:47:52,980
My thought on the Planet of the Apes movies

1544
01:47:52,980 --> 01:47:55,940
would be that I haven't seen these movies,

1545
01:47:55,940 --> 01:47:58,660
but I know that we're starting on Earth.

1546
01:47:58,660 --> 01:48:01,140
And I've seen the first one, but I haven't seen past that.

1547
01:48:01,140 --> 01:48:06,180
Because I had a mishap where I was trying

1548
01:48:06,180 --> 01:48:08,500
to watch the second one.

1549
01:48:08,500 --> 01:48:09,580
And I'm watching it.

1550
01:48:09,580 --> 01:48:11,620
I just see these fucking monkeys running around.

1551
01:48:11,620 --> 01:48:13,180
And they're just doing a bunch of shit,

1552
01:48:13,180 --> 01:48:14,420
communicating with each other.

1553
01:48:14,420 --> 01:48:15,860
And I don't know what they're saying.

1554
01:48:15,860 --> 01:48:19,340
I'm like, man, this is like 20 minutes of just fucking

1555
01:48:19,340 --> 01:48:20,660
monkeys jumping around.

1556
01:48:20,660 --> 01:48:22,940
I'm like, Jesus Christ, what the fuck is going on?

1557
01:48:22,940 --> 01:48:23,820
And I don't know what's happening.

1558
01:48:23,820 --> 01:48:24,900
And then it cuts to some humans.

1559
01:48:24,900 --> 01:48:25,700
I'm like, well, thank God.

1560
01:48:25,700 --> 01:48:28,340
But I'm like, I'm missing critical parts of the story.

1561
01:48:28,340 --> 01:48:30,100
And then I realized the whole time,

1562
01:48:30,100 --> 01:48:32,340
there were subtitles for what the monkeys were saying.

1563
01:48:32,340 --> 01:48:36,220
So I just went the whole front part just thinking,

1564
01:48:36,220 --> 01:48:37,020
what the fuck?

1565
01:48:37,020 --> 01:48:37,820
Just monkeys talking?

1566
01:48:37,820 --> 01:48:39,420
I'm just watching monkeys talk.

1567
01:48:39,420 --> 01:48:41,340
I'm going, this sucks.

1568
01:48:41,340 --> 01:48:43,420
I'm like, this fucking sucks, bro.

1569
01:48:43,420 --> 01:48:46,820
I didn't know I needed to know ASL for this.

1570
01:48:46,820 --> 01:48:48,700
What did that monkey say to the other monkey

1571
01:48:48,700 --> 01:48:50,220
to make him so mad?

1572
01:48:50,220 --> 01:48:52,060
Why is there shit going on?

1573
01:48:52,060 --> 01:48:55,380
And so I just probably got high, just sitting there going like,

1574
01:48:55,380 --> 01:48:56,660
wait, now there's manimals?

1575
01:48:56,660 --> 01:48:57,740
What the hell?

1576
01:48:57,740 --> 01:48:58,620
Yeah.

1577
01:48:58,620 --> 01:49:00,300
And so I haven't watched past that.

1578
01:49:00,300 --> 01:49:04,220
But what I'm hoping for is that we've

1579
01:49:04,220 --> 01:49:06,460
seen the evolution of monkeys turning

1580
01:49:06,460 --> 01:49:09,220
into the supreme overlords in these movies, right?

1581
01:49:09,220 --> 01:49:11,180
Like, I think this war for the planet of the apes

1582
01:49:11,180 --> 01:49:14,140
would be, presumably, humans' the last ditch effort

1583
01:49:14,140 --> 01:49:15,460
to try to get the monkeys.

1584
01:49:15,460 --> 01:49:16,820
And the monkeys pretty much win.

1585
01:49:16,820 --> 01:49:17,180
Whatever.

1586
01:49:17,180 --> 01:49:18,020
The apes win.

1587
01:49:18,020 --> 01:49:18,420
I don't know.

1588
01:49:18,420 --> 01:49:19,500
We don't have to rule it.

1589
01:49:19,500 --> 01:49:23,060
But what I'm hoping for is that from the perspective

1590
01:49:23,060 --> 01:49:24,780
of the monkeys that we already have,

1591
01:49:24,780 --> 01:49:27,500
apes that exist from this bloodline

1592
01:49:27,500 --> 01:49:29,780
that we've started through this franchise,

1593
01:49:29,780 --> 01:49:35,940
that we get a guy that crashes from the reverse of it.

1594
01:49:35,940 --> 01:49:38,740
Now, we get a guy that crashes from time travel

1595
01:49:38,740 --> 01:49:40,020
from back in the day.

1596
01:49:40,020 --> 01:49:43,860
And he lands, or whatever, on this planet.

1597
01:49:43,860 --> 01:49:45,660
But we see it from the apes' point of view.

1598
01:49:45,660 --> 01:49:48,260
So we pick an ape as the main character

1599
01:49:48,260 --> 01:49:51,900
that we follow as this human person comes in.

1600
01:49:51,900 --> 01:49:52,780
That would be so cool.

1601
01:49:52,780 --> 01:49:55,460
Because the way they've shot it is

1602
01:49:55,460 --> 01:49:57,980
every other planet of the apes has been humans land

1603
01:49:57,980 --> 01:49:59,100
on the planet of the apes.

1604
01:49:59,100 --> 01:50:01,220
This has been from the organic point of view

1605
01:50:01,220 --> 01:50:03,100
of we are the planet of the apes.

1606
01:50:03,100 --> 01:50:06,660
So having someone land on planet of the apes

1607
01:50:06,660 --> 01:50:08,660
would be dope from this point of view.

1608
01:50:08,660 --> 01:50:11,100
Well, that's what happened to that Russian monkey, right?

1609
01:50:11,100 --> 01:50:13,060
I don't know what Russian monkey.

1610
01:50:13,060 --> 01:50:15,820
First monkey they shot at the space never came back.

1611
01:50:15,820 --> 01:50:16,820
He's gone.

1612
01:50:16,820 --> 01:50:17,820
Yeah, he did.

1613
01:50:17,820 --> 01:50:19,500
He probably did.

1614
01:50:19,500 --> 01:50:22,140
He's just like that North Korean TikToker, bro.

1615
01:50:22,140 --> 01:50:23,500
There's no probably dead.

1616
01:50:23,500 --> 01:50:25,300
He's definitely dead.

1617
01:50:25,300 --> 01:50:29,420
Or he's on a planet with oxygen sand.

1618
01:50:29,420 --> 01:50:31,860
Launched him into the sun.

1619
01:50:31,860 --> 01:50:35,700
Or he lands back now, and he's all smart like these apes.

1620
01:50:35,700 --> 01:50:37,500
Here's our movie for that one.

1621
01:50:37,500 --> 01:50:39,540
That monkey comes back to Earth.

1622
01:50:39,540 --> 01:50:43,100
He's been on another planet with aliens that made him smart.

1623
01:50:43,100 --> 01:50:45,140
And he comes back.

1624
01:50:45,140 --> 01:50:46,580
And he starts taking over.

1625
01:50:46,580 --> 01:50:52,620
So if you go by Ender's Game, the sequel logic,

1626
01:50:52,620 --> 01:50:57,180
when you travel faster than light speed, you travel.

1627
01:50:57,180 --> 01:51:01,780
So the time that you, the 40 years it takes you

1628
01:51:01,780 --> 01:51:04,580
to go light years, the place you just left,

1629
01:51:04,580 --> 01:51:06,860
by the time you get to your 40 year destination,

1630
01:51:06,860 --> 01:51:09,900
you will have aged hundreds of years, if not thousands.

1631
01:51:09,900 --> 01:51:10,900
I don't know what the exact date is.

1632
01:51:10,900 --> 01:51:11,900
And the opposite is also true.

1633
01:51:11,900 --> 01:51:12,900
So you will, yeah.

1634
01:51:12,900 --> 01:51:15,900
You, no, no, but you won't, you'll age 40 years.

1635
01:51:15,900 --> 01:51:16,900
You don't age.

1636
01:51:16,900 --> 01:51:17,900
No, you'll age 40 years.

1637
01:51:17,900 --> 01:51:20,260
You'll age the amount of time that you live inside the time

1638
01:51:20,260 --> 01:51:21,260
that you're existing in.

1639
01:51:21,260 --> 01:51:22,260
No, you don't.

1640
01:51:22,260 --> 01:51:23,260
Scientifically, you don't.

1641
01:51:23,260 --> 01:51:24,260
That's the point.

1642
01:51:24,260 --> 01:51:25,260
No, no, no.

1643
01:51:25,260 --> 01:51:26,620
What they're saying, when they say that, when the twin

1644
01:51:26,620 --> 01:51:28,820
experiment, which I think they're referring to,

1645
01:51:28,820 --> 01:51:32,300
where they have two twins, one living on Earth and one in space,

1646
01:51:32,300 --> 01:51:38,220
I think the one in space is traveling less.

1647
01:51:38,220 --> 01:51:42,660
He's moving so fast that he's, the time that we have experienced

1648
01:51:42,660 --> 01:51:44,940
is longer than what he is.

1649
01:51:44,940 --> 01:51:47,540
So what I'm saying is, if you travel faster than light speed

1650
01:51:47,540 --> 01:51:51,580
from Earth, and you go one light year, let's say a hundred years

1651
01:51:51,580 --> 01:51:54,060
on Earth has passed in that one year.

1652
01:51:54,060 --> 01:51:57,500
So you've experienced one year of growth, while everyone on Earth

1653
01:51:57,500 --> 01:51:59,080
has experienced 100.

1654
01:51:59,080 --> 01:52:01,140
So they did the experiment with the twins where they launched

1655
01:52:01,140 --> 01:52:03,500
them into space, and he was just far enough out in space,

1656
01:52:03,500 --> 01:52:08,260
where he went just fast enough to experience just enough less

1657
01:52:08,260 --> 01:52:09,940
aging than his twins.

1658
01:52:09,940 --> 01:52:13,020
So when he got back, there was an age difference between them.

1659
01:52:13,020 --> 01:52:18,220
So if you go off of that logic, then I mean, I don't know what

1660
01:52:18,220 --> 01:52:19,220
we were talking about initially.

1661
01:52:19,220 --> 01:52:20,820
You got me stuck on things.

1662
01:52:20,820 --> 01:52:21,820
The monkey that went to space.

1663
01:52:21,820 --> 01:52:22,820
Yeah.

1664
01:52:22,820 --> 01:52:25,380
So if he launched a monkey into space, and he went at light year

1665
01:52:25,380 --> 01:52:29,180
speed, and there was like a matrix style code in there where

1666
01:52:29,180 --> 01:52:32,260
he plugged it into the back of his head, and he gave him X

1667
01:52:32,260 --> 01:52:34,860
amount, well, he would still only have the same amount of time

1668
01:52:34,860 --> 01:52:35,860
that everyone else had.

1669
01:52:35,860 --> 01:52:37,740
So being in the spaceship, you don't really experience, the

1670
01:52:37,740 --> 01:52:39,940
only thing you do, it's time travel is what it is.

1671
01:52:39,940 --> 01:52:40,940
It is time travel.

1672
01:52:40,940 --> 01:52:41,940
So time travel exists.

1673
01:52:41,940 --> 01:52:42,940
A hundred percent.

1674
01:52:42,940 --> 01:52:45,660
If you want to time travel to the future, you can.

1675
01:52:45,660 --> 01:52:49,340
It takes X amount of years at light speed travel to time

1676
01:52:49,340 --> 01:52:52,300
travel to the future of a destination you just left.

1677
01:52:52,300 --> 01:52:54,980
So you would have to plan the trip to be like, all right, I want

1678
01:52:54,980 --> 01:52:57,460
to time travel a hundred years in the future, so I got to go

1679
01:52:57,460 --> 01:53:01,860
.5 light years this way,.5 light years back, and by the time I

1680
01:53:01,860 --> 01:53:05,100
get back, I've experienced a year of life.

1681
01:53:05,100 --> 01:53:06,100
It's now a hundred years later.

1682
01:53:06,100 --> 01:53:07,100
Right.

1683
01:53:07,100 --> 01:53:09,140
I can now play PlayStation X or whatever the fun is.

1684
01:53:09,140 --> 01:53:10,140
Yes.

1685
01:53:10,140 --> 01:53:12,140
So you could theoretically do that.

1686
01:53:12,140 --> 01:53:13,140
Yes.

1687
01:53:13,140 --> 01:53:17,980
Now, if that's possible, is it possible to somehow go

1688
01:53:17,980 --> 01:53:18,980
backwards?

1689
01:53:18,980 --> 01:53:22,220
Like, is it possible to somehow travel fast enough?

1690
01:53:22,220 --> 01:53:23,580
Well, you don't have to.

1691
01:53:23,580 --> 01:53:26,820
Then you are, the other people are going backwards.

1692
01:53:26,820 --> 01:53:29,740
The people on earth are going backwards in that.

1693
01:53:29,740 --> 01:53:31,740
The people on earth are not really going backwards.

1694
01:53:31,740 --> 01:53:35,180
Whoever you leave behind just experiences a hundred years of

1695
01:53:35,180 --> 01:53:36,180
regular growth.

1696
01:53:36,180 --> 01:53:37,180
Right.

1697
01:53:37,180 --> 01:53:40,420
But so like Ender, for instance, in the Ender game's

1698
01:53:40,420 --> 01:53:49,540
book, if you didn't read the book, sorry, or watch the movie

1699
01:53:49,540 --> 01:53:53,980
or whatever, but he ends up saving.

1700
01:53:53,980 --> 01:53:55,780
So he ends up destroying the aliens.

1701
01:53:55,780 --> 01:53:56,780
Sorry.

1702
01:53:56,780 --> 01:53:58,940
He ends up destroying the aliens at the end.

1703
01:53:58,940 --> 01:54:03,060
But there's one pod that he finds, like one alien that he

1704
01:54:03,060 --> 01:54:08,260
saves because he doesn't want the species to go extinct.

1705
01:54:08,260 --> 01:54:12,100
He knows that he destroyed them.

1706
01:54:12,100 --> 01:54:13,540
He feels real bad about it.

1707
01:54:13,540 --> 01:54:16,660
And he had a connection with this bug.

1708
01:54:16,660 --> 01:54:20,580
So that, him saving the last queen and bringing this bug

1709
01:54:20,580 --> 01:54:23,620
with him to go find a planet that would be suitable for this

1710
01:54:23,620 --> 01:54:27,100
alien existence to begin again with the hopes that they don't

1711
01:54:27,100 --> 01:54:30,300
become a warmongering race because the beginning of it is

1712
01:54:30,300 --> 01:54:31,700
going to have a more peaceful start.

1713
01:54:31,700 --> 01:54:34,100
And him and Ender had like a connection.

1714
01:54:34,100 --> 01:54:38,940
The fact of doing that starts a religion that by the time he

1715
01:54:38,940 --> 01:54:43,420
makes it to X amount of light years later, 20 years of

1716
01:54:43,420 --> 01:54:46,300
travel, 10 years of travel, whatever, it's been thousands

1717
01:54:46,300 --> 01:54:47,300
of years.

1718
01:54:47,300 --> 01:54:50,820
And that religion has now sparked people who routinely go

1719
01:54:50,820 --> 01:54:54,380
and pray to the god of like Ender or whatever in order that

1720
01:54:54,380 --> 01:54:57,740
he might visit their planet one day because they know that it's

1721
01:54:57,740 --> 01:55:01,260
possible for him to visit their planet because they know that

1722
01:55:01,260 --> 01:55:07,100
he's traveling at the speed of light, so he can do time

1723
01:55:07,100 --> 01:55:08,100
travel.

1724
01:55:08,100 --> 01:55:10,540
So he can, theoretically, your god in this situation could do

1725
01:55:10,540 --> 01:55:11,540
it.

1726
01:55:11,540 --> 01:55:12,540
Right?

1727
01:55:12,540 --> 01:55:18,700
So are we maybe on the, so like think about a god maybe.

1728
01:55:18,700 --> 01:55:23,260
If you take us, right, and we maybe are just billions,

1729
01:55:23,260 --> 01:55:27,620
hundreds of billions of years, right, of universe happening.

1730
01:55:27,620 --> 01:55:31,980
Well, you look at like the drawings in the pyramids and

1731
01:55:31,980 --> 01:55:35,060
stuff of like space travelers coming to them that know them

1732
01:55:35,060 --> 01:55:36,060
and stuff.

1733
01:55:36,060 --> 01:55:38,100
So like their gods were that.

1734
01:55:38,100 --> 01:55:42,660
So theoretically what you're saying is all like happened.

1735
01:55:42,660 --> 01:55:47,300
We could have had anybody passing through, dropping by,

1736
01:55:47,300 --> 01:55:51,100
giving us whatever the fuck and then bouncing on.

1737
01:55:51,100 --> 01:55:54,540
But now because of what they've done, they've created a ripple

1738
01:55:54,540 --> 01:55:59,020
effect behind them and we're just all, and always are, but now

1739
01:55:59,020 --> 01:56:00,420
we're all just advancing.

1740
01:56:00,420 --> 01:56:04,260
But at the same time, if they came back towards us to visit

1741
01:56:04,260 --> 01:56:07,820
what would happen, like reclaim what they've, so yeah, maybe

1742
01:56:07,820 --> 01:56:11,260
they came back, dropped a few holy books to see what would

1743
01:56:11,260 --> 01:56:13,780
happen and then fucking bounced, right?

1744
01:56:13,780 --> 01:56:17,940
Gave us technology, gave us the idea of consciousness.

1745
01:56:17,940 --> 01:56:21,380
Because you start thinking about like technology, no matter what,

1746
01:56:21,380 --> 01:56:23,180
if you really think about some of that shit, you're like,

1747
01:56:23,180 --> 01:56:27,820
where did it, okay, like Einstein.

1748
01:56:27,820 --> 01:56:30,420
That shit just popped up out of nowhere basically.

1749
01:56:30,420 --> 01:56:35,260
It wasn't like they were slowly working to get there.

1750
01:56:35,260 --> 01:56:37,740
Here's Einstein all of a sudden and all of a sudden,

1751
01:56:37,740 --> 01:56:41,420
E equals MC squared and everything from it all is different.

1752
01:56:41,420 --> 01:56:44,500
I think E equals MC squared stands for energy equals mass

1753
01:56:44,500 --> 01:56:47,500
time, the constant speed of light squared.

1754
01:56:47,500 --> 01:56:50,100
I don't know what that means, but I know that it's like.

1755
01:56:50,100 --> 01:56:51,340
The point is neither did anyone else.

1756
01:56:51,340 --> 01:56:54,740
He has the Rosen, he created the bridge, the multiverse bridge

1757
01:56:54,740 --> 01:56:57,660
or whatever, like I think that was part of his, somewhat that

1758
01:56:57,660 --> 01:56:59,140
people have expanded on.

1759
01:56:59,140 --> 01:57:00,420
I'm all for multiverse.

1760
01:57:00,420 --> 01:57:03,060
I'm all for every time we do something, it splits off and

1761
01:57:03,060 --> 01:57:04,860
starts something new.

1762
01:57:04,860 --> 01:57:08,660
We did, this is a weird recreational, what did you

1763
01:57:08,660 --> 01:57:11,660
recommend right now, what the fuck just happened?

1764
01:57:11,660 --> 01:57:14,300
I think we're hot.

1765
01:57:14,300 --> 01:57:15,900
What just happened right now?

1766
01:57:15,900 --> 01:57:17,940
You're becoming self-aware, Andy.

1767
01:57:17,940 --> 01:57:19,940
That's what happened.

1768
01:57:19,940 --> 01:57:21,700
I said kingdom.

1769
01:57:21,700 --> 01:57:23,780
What did you just say?

1770
01:57:23,780 --> 01:57:26,300
I put my microphone down like 10 minutes ago.

1771
01:57:26,300 --> 01:57:29,220
Here we go, we're going to go over two hours.

1772
01:57:29,220 --> 01:57:30,700
What the fuck happened?

1773
01:57:30,700 --> 01:57:32,020
Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes.

1774
01:57:32,020 --> 01:57:33,620
Oh, Jesus Christ.

1775
01:57:33,620 --> 01:57:38,140
My recommendation is the book, A Scanner Darkly,

1776
01:57:38,140 --> 01:57:39,580
read it, you'll like it.

1777
01:57:39,580 --> 01:57:41,780
I think probably a lot more than the movie and that's not

1778
01:57:41,780 --> 01:57:44,180
being mean to the movie.

1779
01:57:44,180 --> 01:57:45,420
It's not even a diss, right?

1780
01:57:45,420 --> 01:57:47,260
You're saying it's just that much, just that good.

1781
01:57:47,260 --> 01:57:49,380
There's more in it, there's more stuff.

1782
01:57:49,380 --> 01:57:52,940
If you like the movie, read the book and you'll get more out of it.

1783
01:57:52,940 --> 01:57:54,700
I think that's the thing you should do all the time.

1784
01:57:54,700 --> 01:57:56,340
If you haven't seen either, I would say read the book and

1785
01:57:56,340 --> 01:57:58,420
then watch the movie because that was a fun experience.

1786
01:57:58,420 --> 01:57:59,460
That's my rule and everything.

1787
01:57:59,460 --> 01:58:00,940
If there's a book.

1788
01:58:00,940 --> 01:58:03,140
I'm not reading the Fast and Furious books.

1789
01:58:03,140 --> 01:58:08,700
Are you kidding? It's called Toyota Camry Manual 2003.

1790
01:58:08,700 --> 01:58:11,380
I don't want to read Auto Trader either.

1791
01:58:11,380 --> 01:58:13,580
But I will say the One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest,

1792
01:58:13,580 --> 01:58:17,620
that is one that I read the book of and then watched the film.

1793
01:58:17,620 --> 01:58:20,380
Different endings, different endings.

1794
01:58:20,380 --> 01:58:22,260
Yeah, but it's good.

1795
01:58:22,260 --> 01:58:25,100
I'll put it out there, the different ending.

1796
01:58:25,100 --> 01:58:31,300
In the movie, Donna is not Hank.

1797
01:58:31,300 --> 01:58:36,060
Hank unzips and it's a guy named Mike.

1798
01:58:36,060 --> 01:58:40,900
Then Donna takes him to New Path and he's like kind of

1799
01:58:40,900 --> 01:58:46,340
seizing out on the side of a highway somewhere and a cop rolls up on them.

1800
01:58:46,340 --> 01:58:51,300
But Bruce Keanu can't hear what they're saying and he's just like,

1801
01:58:51,300 --> 01:58:52,620
oh fuck, you're a federal agent?

1802
01:58:52,620 --> 01:58:56,820
She's like, shh, and then tells him to fuck off and then she brings him in there.

1803
01:58:56,820 --> 01:58:59,620
Then pretty much all the same stuff happens.

1804
01:58:59,620 --> 01:59:01,460
They have the meeting.

1805
01:59:01,460 --> 01:59:05,140
It's like, and then at the end,

1806
01:59:05,140 --> 01:59:08,660
the worst flash animation you've ever seen done by the guy,

1807
01:59:08,660 --> 01:59:11,900
gerbil in a microwave where it's just the top of Keanu's head

1808
01:59:11,900 --> 01:59:16,420
just fucking bobbing down some fucking bullshit. Credits.

1809
01:59:16,420 --> 01:59:17,820
Thank you, Richard Linklater.

1810
01:59:17,820 --> 01:59:18,620
All right.

1811
01:59:18,620 --> 01:59:21,020
Great. That was fun. So you recommend the book.

1812
01:59:21,020 --> 01:59:22,620
You recommend Monkeys.

1813
01:59:22,620 --> 01:59:24,140
You recommended the Bullies.

1814
01:59:24,140 --> 01:59:24,980
Salvia.

1815
01:59:24,980 --> 01:59:27,460
I recommend drugs. I recommend Salvia.

1816
01:59:27,460 --> 01:59:28,740
I recommend Adderall.

1817
01:59:28,740 --> 01:59:32,540
I recommend whatever gets you fucked up and high and what takes you to a new world.

1818
01:59:32,540 --> 01:59:33,740
Just go have fun.

1819
01:59:33,740 --> 01:59:35,260
Do it responsibly. Do it at home.

1820
01:59:35,260 --> 01:59:36,820
Ride your fucking dick mountain anyway you want.

1821
01:59:36,820 --> 01:59:38,140
Whatever takes you to dick mountain.

1822
01:59:38,140 --> 01:59:39,780
Whatever takes you to dick mountain.

1823
01:59:39,780 --> 01:59:42,860
That's what we all said.

1824
01:59:42,860 --> 01:59:45,460
I think that's the new one at Six Flags, right?

1825
01:59:45,460 --> 01:59:45,980
Yeah.

1826
01:59:45,980 --> 01:59:48,180
Oh yeah. They do new rides all the time.

1827
01:59:48,180 --> 01:59:51,420
They did have a dueling roller coaster. It doesn't matter.

1828
01:59:51,420 --> 01:59:53,900
We've been fried. We've been rice.

1829
01:59:53,900 --> 01:59:55,860
We've been podcast.

1830
01:59:55,860 --> 02:00:00,860
With me as always is Michael.

1831
02:00:00,860 --> 02:00:05,860
He, you know, he's a good guy.

1832
02:00:05,860 --> 02:00:07,260
We all like him.

1833
02:00:07,260 --> 02:00:11,860
You know, he's a grandfather.

1834
02:00:11,860 --> 02:00:13,660
We pick on him a lot.

1835
02:00:13,660 --> 02:00:15,580
That's because he's an old ass little bitch.

1836
02:00:15,580 --> 02:00:16,460
Larsen.

1837
02:00:16,460 --> 02:00:18,060
Cellios motherfucker.

1838
02:00:18,060 --> 02:00:19,860
With me as always is Brendan.

1839
02:00:19,860 --> 02:00:25,860
Shippley up to Boston.

1840
02:00:25,860 --> 02:00:26,860
Have a good night everybody.

1841
02:00:26,860 --> 02:00:33,860
With me as always is Austin came up with a bunch of obscure websites three hours ago to be here today.

1842
02:00:33,860 --> 02:00:35,860
Feral. Peace.

1843
02:00:35,860 --> 02:00:37,860
And I've been your host Andy Rice.

1844
02:00:37,860 --> 02:00:40,260
This has been Fried Rice Podcast.

1845
02:00:40,260 --> 02:00:50,260
Thank you so much. Have a wonderful night.