1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:29,080 Hey, everybody, and welcome to a Would You Rather episode of Fried Rice Podcast. 2 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:31,080 You didn't know what I was doing there? 3 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:38,080 They stopped taking a hit because they didn't know my fiendish plan to do Would You Rathers 4 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:39,080 the whole time. 5 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:40,080 Yeah, take a hit. 6 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:41,080 We're in this. 7 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:42,080 We're 22 seconds in the show already. 8 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:45,080 Thanks, Brendan, or whoever. 9 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:50,800 I never started that up. 10 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:55,000 This is going to be a parallel sort of Would You Rather, Topsy Turvy episode. 11 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:57,000 So hey, and welcome. 12 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,920 Or hey, and how are you? 13 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:02,880 It's an episode of Fried Rice Podcast. 14 00:01:02,880 --> 00:01:07,800 I am the person leading the podcast, Andrew Rice. 15 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:09,720 Let's get baked. 16 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:16,720 With me as always, for the first time ever, is Michael. 17 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:18,720 I'm happy for him to be here. 18 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:21,060 Chellios Larson. 19 00:01:21,060 --> 00:01:22,060 You did it. 20 00:01:22,060 --> 00:01:23,060 Hi, everybody. 21 00:01:23,060 --> 00:01:24,060 With me. 22 00:01:24,060 --> 00:01:32,840 Or for the first time ever, it's Brendan, Jesse's girl, Shipley. 23 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:33,840 Hello. 24 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:37,400 For the first time ever. 25 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:38,400 Wait, how high are you? 26 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:39,960 I don't know what I'm doing. 27 00:01:39,960 --> 00:01:43,160 I'm just going to finish it off, though, for the first time ever. 28 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:48,240 I don't like how you're leaning your arm on me like you're some weird high school professor. 29 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:49,240 I know. 30 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:53,040 This is the most fucked up intro. 31 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:57,720 Would you rather I restart from the beginning? 32 00:01:57,720 --> 00:01:59,640 Okay, all right. 33 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:06,800 And with this as always, for the first time ever, is Austin Lives Next Door. 34 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:08,200 Took him no time at all to get here. 35 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:09,200 Farrell. 36 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:10,200 Check me out on Game Spy. 37 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:11,200 Game Spy? 38 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:12,200 Holy shit. 39 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:20,040 Normally, I'm like, yeah, that's an outdated thing, what you say, but Game Spy is the most 40 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:23,400 hit home in the heart feels one that you've said so far. 41 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:24,400 I aim for that. 42 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:25,400 I got a list. 43 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:27,320 That one hit home. 44 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:29,960 Yeah, so this is all about philosophy. 45 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:31,320 This episode is about the would you rather. 46 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:32,320 This is about thinking. 47 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:36,240 This is about exploring life and what it means. 48 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:39,600 He's grooming us for something. 49 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:41,200 He is a good term. 50 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:44,800 Grooming is a good term, not for what I'm doing, but for this movie, for sure. 51 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:45,800 I didn't even think about it. 52 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:48,520 The whole time you can watch this movie and think grooming, grooming, grooming. 53 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:49,960 Yes, the entire thing. 54 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:52,760 Not the first time you watch it, though. 55 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:53,760 It's until the end. 56 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:54,760 But when you first... 57 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:55,760 Anyway, we'll get into the movie part. 58 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:56,760 It's like halfway through. 59 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:57,760 You kind of... 60 00:02:57,760 --> 00:02:59,240 You notice the tension there. 61 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:07,880 Yeah, but before we continue, something happened last week and I think it needs to be addressed. 62 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:15,280 It was our musical episode and I had written a secret song that I inserted into the middle 63 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:27,080 of the episode that I could maybe in the court of law, maybe get arrested for maybe terrorism 64 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:28,560 threats or death threats. 65 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:30,360 If I die, you're fucked. 66 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:31,360 Yeah. 67 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:34,880 If Michael dies, I'm their number one suspect. 68 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:39,360 It makes sense now that Amnesty International is calling me because this is like a fucking 69 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:41,400 war crime, what I wrote. 70 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:46,820 Not only to listen to, but the lyrics, the lyrical content in it, in which I very much 71 00:03:46,820 --> 00:03:50,040 laid out my plans to kill our very own Michael Larson. 72 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:52,640 Mike, do you have any thoughts on that? 73 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:58,880 Because you haven't said a fucking word about it since coming over here and I'm really worried. 74 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:02,440 I don't really have any thoughts on that other than it was all right. 75 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:04,120 It was good. 76 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:07,560 It was a good job of writing. 77 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:11,320 Not sure about the content, but it was a good job of writing and at least a little ditty. 78 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:12,320 A little ditty. 79 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:19,320 So I thought just to be nice, I would respond. 80 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:27,840 I made a little poem and I am not a poet, so we'll see how this goes. 81 00:04:27,840 --> 00:04:33,720 In the realm of nerdy delights, behold Andy Rice, a six foot two bard with quirks both 82 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:35,600 odd and nice. 83 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:41,520 His brain a cosmic library of fandom lore where Star Wars meets Marvel and musicals 84 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:42,520 soar. 85 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:49,360 We're using soar as a, Andy wills a light saber not for duels, but to slice through 86 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:52,040 punch lines like Jedi rules. 87 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:54,320 Knock knock he'd say robes billowing wide. 88 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:55,320 Who's there? 89 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:59,080 Yoda's favorite bedtime guy. 90 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:06,240 His humor a blend of gamma rays and wits, Spider-Man quips and Tony Stark's snarky 91 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:07,240 fits. 92 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:14,840 Why did Iron Man join the Avengers choir to hit those high notes with repulsor fire? 93 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:17,440 Andy's laughter echoes like Homelander's flight. 94 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:20,640 A boy's fan he'd say Supes you ain't right. 95 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:23,240 He'd mimic Billy Butcher's gruff disdain. 96 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:28,020 Oh Huey let's grab a pint and complain. 97 00:05:28,020 --> 00:05:30,040 But his heart it beats to Buffy's theme. 98 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:33,840 A vampire slayer's destiny, a chosen dream. 99 00:05:33,840 --> 00:05:44,960 Once more with feeling he'd sing as a glow as if Sunnydale's fate rested on his show. 100 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:50,200 I want children in classrooms everywhere to put their hands on their heart and recite 101 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:54,880 that from memory every morning when they go to school. 102 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:56,440 That wasn't a diss track. 103 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:57,880 That was a love letter, Mike. 104 00:05:57,880 --> 00:06:05,400 That was a, I would have to pay someone to write such a loving poem for me. 105 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:08,640 In contrast I feel a little guilty now about my song. 106 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:13,400 Cause at one point I said I wish you were on the live no longer walking on this earth. 107 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:18,080 I wish I had a time machine to stop your mom from giving birth and that's fucked up. 108 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:20,560 Because you're in our general relationship most of the time though. 109 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:22,800 I'm really nice to you and you're a dick to me. 110 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:28,760 It got really intense when he started saying cellios all the time and then you just introduced 111 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:32,280 him as cellios and that made him go away. 112 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:39,000 You made this whole diss track about murdering him and that's all you had to do. 113 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:47,760 The end of Eight Mile View where I took your power away by using your thing against me. 114 00:06:47,760 --> 00:06:49,040 The first Hulk movie. 115 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:52,040 Take it all at the end. 116 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:54,640 I don't understand the reference. 117 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:55,640 What Hulk movie? 118 00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:56,640 Which one? 119 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:57,640 Which first Hulk movie? 120 00:06:57,640 --> 00:06:58,640 The first Hulk movie. 121 00:06:58,640 --> 00:06:59,640 The first not before Marvel. 122 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:00,640 Ed Norton? 123 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:01,640 Not Ed Norton. 124 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:02,640 Eric Bana. 125 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:03,640 Yeah. 126 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:04,640 What happens at the end of fucking Eric Bana Hulk? 127 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:08,840 His dad becomes like an elemental or some shit and he's just like I want your power 128 00:07:08,840 --> 00:07:11,760 and he's like take it all. 129 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:12,760 I don't remember that. 130 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:19,720 Bro, I went and saw the original Hulk in theater and it's one of the very few movies I've fallen 131 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:20,720 asleep in the theater. 132 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:25,080 I was a kid so I didn't have any, I'm not like a grown man where just falling asleep 133 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:26,680 just makes sense when you can. 134 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:30,080 You didn't fall asleep to butt naked Hulk fighting three dogs? 135 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:32,480 That's the exact part I woke up to. 136 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:33,480 What? 137 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:36,240 A fever dream that you wake up. 138 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:41,200 My buddy woke me up and I see a Hulk fighting three dogs in the dark or at least that's 139 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:42,680 what I'm told I saw. 140 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:46,400 It was the darkest worst CGI scene I've ever seen in my life. 141 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:48,280 Then I looked and I was like, I don't know what the fuck's happening. 142 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:51,200 I'm going to go back to sleep and then they woke me up at the end. 143 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:53,880 I didn't, right after he said give me all your power. 144 00:07:53,880 --> 00:08:01,920 But Mike, I think the best line of that was the Tony Stark repulsor fire one. 145 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:03,240 If you had made that into a song. 146 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:04,240 That took a while. 147 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:06,440 These are hard to rhyme some of those. 148 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:07,440 Yeah. 149 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:08,440 Yeah. 150 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:09,440 I did easy rhymes for mine. 151 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:12,520 He definitely put thought and effort into that. 152 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:13,520 Yeah. 153 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:15,200 You only had a date. 154 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:17,000 I released my diss track yesterday. 155 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,520 There are 24 hours of it. 156 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:21,280 Yeah, but you're old. 157 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:26,680 That's that's the last hours and 24 hours. 158 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:28,680 Eight of those asleep. 159 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:33,120 Speaking of philosophy, it is interesting as the older you get, the faster time does 160 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:34,120 go. 161 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:36,160 Well, yeah, yeah, it is. 162 00:08:36,160 --> 00:08:40,120 It's which makes you think mathematically it's true. 163 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:43,440 So you got to think every time you like. 164 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:46,560 So dogs are experiencing time way faster than we are. 165 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:47,560 Right. 166 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:50,080 That's why when you leave your dog at home alone for a couple of hours to you, it's just 167 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:51,480 a couple of hours for it. 168 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:52,480 It's like a day. 169 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:54,600 It feels like percent of their life. 170 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:58,880 And so when you're petting your dog, you got to think about they're getting two or three 171 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:02,560 times the enjoyment out of like the time that they're spent with you. 172 00:09:02,560 --> 00:09:08,320 So they're actually loving you more than you're loving them. 173 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:14,800 And when you get older, yeah, I mean, fuck time just slips away from you, which is good 174 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:15,800 in some cases. 175 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:16,800 Right now, it's the summer. 176 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:18,040 It's really hot. 177 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:21,920 And I'm just kind of on Adam Sandler click mode. 178 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:26,560 Fast forward where I just sort of shut down the lower base, like the higher functioning 179 00:09:26,560 --> 00:09:27,560 parts of my brain. 180 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:32,840 And I just like go to work on like autopilot and I just hoping that summer ends. 181 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:36,000 And then when winter kicks in or fall, then I'll reengage. 182 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,040 I don't know. 183 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:42,720 We're all looking at Austin like he's he's got some as he's the youngest one here, I 184 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:43,720 think. 185 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:46,480 I'm curious if his time fucking 30. 186 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:50,240 Yeah, it is still young. 187 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:51,240 I don't know. 188 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:53,440 It's all downhill from here. 189 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:57,160 Although I don't think you're allowed to go to youth hostels anymore in Europe. 190 00:09:57,160 --> 00:10:00,080 I think that stops at like twenty seven or twenty eight. 191 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:01,840 But you can teach in Jakarta. 192 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:04,000 You can teach in Jakarta. 193 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:09,600 And if you're looking for that kind of thing, Austin, but work at the Indonesian X-Men school. 194 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:13,200 I love that place. 195 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:14,840 It looks pretty, though. 196 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:18,920 The school opening scene where they were like the whole town looked pretty cool. 197 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:19,920 Nobody's seen their fucking. 198 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:20,920 What do you mean? 199 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:21,920 Yeah, well, not that. 200 00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:23,920 Oh, yeah, yeah, that is my first. 201 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:26,840 Well, anyway, we'll get into the we'll get into the notes in just a second. 202 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:29,120 Let's do what are we smoking? 203 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:31,120 Cue music now. 204 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:32,120 Ten minutes. 205 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:33,120 Thank you. 206 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:36,080 I still got to come up with what do you smoke music? 207 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:38,800 I don't think I've added it once in this last few episodes. 208 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:42,920 I think keep I keep saying add music now and then nothing happens for the audience. 209 00:10:42,920 --> 00:10:43,920 I don't know. 210 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:45,880 I will running bit like three seasons. 211 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:49,880 What we just did, what you should do on this one is just put your song you made about me 212 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:50,880 is right there. 213 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:54,080 That is even though it didn't go, but it'd be funny. 214 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:55,080 You know what? 215 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:58,560 Unfortunately, the clip I have of you saying this movie makes me miss man thing. 216 00:10:58,560 --> 00:11:03,360 I couldn't I couldn't fit it into the song like there wasn't a good part for it. 217 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:05,120 And it just audio wise didn't work. 218 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:06,640 But I did want to have that in there. 219 00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:07,640 Same. 220 00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:09,920 I just doing a whole song of just quotes from you. 221 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:15,120 But the mine was easier, I guess, just writing a whole song faster than going back through. 222 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:19,200 I bought a pack of royalty free music on Humble Bundle. 223 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:21,040 They had just a good deal for it. 224 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:24,080 So I now own, you know, a bunch of music. 225 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:29,520 And I found that track just in piano moods, volume one or whatever. 226 00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:34,600 And I it was the only one that I could sing over that could come up with a couple of the 227 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:35,880 music that was singing. 228 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:37,760 Well, one part the ACME. 229 00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:41,960 Do you like that one, Paul, the ACME for anvil to fall on your head? 230 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:44,000 Yeah, that wasn't bad. 231 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,000 Cool. 232 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,920 So what are we smoking? 233 00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:51,240 I brought I went to Needles yesterday. 234 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:54,920 I picked up these really cool packages. 235 00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:55,920 It's Gramlin. 236 00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:56,920 Oh, that's funny. 237 00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:57,920 I didn't even read the logo. 238 00:11:57,920 --> 00:11:58,920 Gramlin instead of Gremlin. 239 00:11:58,920 --> 00:12:03,600 And it's got little gremlins on it, I guess, gremlins. 240 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:06,120 And this is Peach Pie that we're smoking. 241 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:09,040 And then we're also going to smoke Sunset Mojito. 242 00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:11,560 And it's got like a cat drinking a mojito on it. 243 00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:12,560 Pretty cool. 244 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:13,560 Pretty cool artwork. 245 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:14,560 Austin. 246 00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:20,280 I brought a joint that's Cypress Hill has their own weed now. 247 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:23,280 And this is Dr. Green Thumb Strawberry Nightcap. 248 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:26,280 See what it looks like. 249 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:27,280 Indica leaning. 250 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:32,280 I don't know how to open these. 251 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:33,280 But yeah, found that. 252 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:37,840 Got a free A through that in here, too. 253 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:42,680 That is going to be glitter bomb. 254 00:12:42,680 --> 00:12:43,840 Wait a minute. 255 00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:45,640 What is coming out of that box? 256 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,680 Yeah, I don't know. 257 00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:48,680 Okay. 258 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:51,680 The only container I had on me. 259 00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:54,960 So it didn't come in its own little no, it was joint form. 260 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:58,240 I just had I just had it rolled into a joint. 261 00:12:58,240 --> 00:12:59,240 Had it rolled. 262 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:00,240 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 263 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:01,240 Had it rolled. 264 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:02,240 Who do you go to? 265 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,240 Who's your professional joint roller? 266 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,240 My fucking grandma. 267 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:05,240 That's awesome. 268 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:09,880 Your grandma rolls a hell of a good joint. 269 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:12,240 That's like solid. 270 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:17,880 It curves a little bit to the left, but that's, you know, she makes it makes. 271 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:18,880 Yeah. 272 00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:19,880 Good thing. 273 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:20,880 People like that. 274 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:21,880 That's what grandma likes. 275 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:22,880 Oh, never mind. 276 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:25,880 It curves to the right when I hold it this way. 277 00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:29,320 If you just turn it, yeah, it'll change. 278 00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:30,320 Oh, the curve went away. 279 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:33,320 That's a great joint. 280 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:35,840 Oh, that's a shitty joint. 281 00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:36,840 This is great. 282 00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:39,160 We're gonna smoke the shit out of this in just a second. 283 00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:41,160 And then Brandon, you also brought something. 284 00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:47,000 It's been a little while, but I brought a Jeter Canon. 285 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,240 This one I brought a Sativa. 286 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:52,120 It's called Morning Flight and it's infused with live resin. 287 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:58,440 It is 40% THC, 40.9% THC. 288 00:13:58,440 --> 00:13:59,440 Jesus. 289 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:03,240 And it's got a gold tip. 290 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:05,480 Yeah, it's kind of. 291 00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:06,480 It's like legit. 292 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:10,720 That's also how grandma likes it. 293 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:15,960 This is one of those things that like, if I met a celebrity that smoked weed, like Snoop 294 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:21,840 Dogg or whoever, I'd want to bring one of these and just be like, oh, hey, let's just 295 00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:26,640 smoke this gold tipped fucking infused super fucking Jeter joint. 296 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:28,680 God, that is amazing. 297 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:30,000 That's why they're rare treats. 298 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,000 Plus they're harsh. 299 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,840 Oh yeah, this is going to fuck us up. 300 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:35,840 I can't wait. 301 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:37,320 That's why I got a Sativa. 302 00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:41,960 Well, we're about to talk philosophy and I have a bunch of fun would you rather questions 303 00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:42,960 for us later. 304 00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:48,720 Speaking of rolling good joints, a while back, right when I first started doing comedy, there 305 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:53,240 was a chick I knew shortly before that that I worked with and someone asked me if we fucked 306 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:58,400 and I'm like, I'm not fucking, I'm not like, but he took that as like, yes, we did somehow. 307 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:03,400 And then it got to her and she got like really mad at me before I went on stage. 308 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:04,400 She just showed up. 309 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:06,400 Oh, look, it's the guys that I fucked in. 310 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:08,400 I'm like, keep, keep going. 311 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:10,400 I had my notebook out, like keep fucking going. 312 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,920 I did material about it on stage. 313 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:17,960 This chick, when I knew her, she was, she was like, you know, when I live in Hawaii, 314 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:24,840 I rolled joints for Snoop Dogg and I'm like, oh, you fucked Snoop Dogg. 315 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:25,840 That's a fun bit. 316 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:31,200 You know, writing humor on stage doesn't always work out. 317 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:37,160 I found out there was a group of crossfit friends that came for you, like when you were 318 00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:38,160 in CrossFit. 319 00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:39,160 Oh, when we did Romanos? 320 00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:40,160 Yeah. 321 00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:44,320 And I think my joke to them was like, hey, you know, Jesus was CrossFit. 322 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:45,320 Yeah. 323 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:46,320 Ouch. 324 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:47,960 And I thought it was pretty good. 325 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:49,480 It's a great joke for me. 326 00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:50,760 I don't know about a mixed crowd. 327 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:51,760 Yeah, not a mixed crowd. 328 00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:52,760 It didn't work. 329 00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:57,240 One of the CrossFit coaches there was a pastor. 330 00:15:57,240 --> 00:16:02,280 And she, luckily none of the, the, the really like heavily involved in Christianity people 331 00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:03,280 were there. 332 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:04,400 Oh, she wasn't there. 333 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:07,200 The owner of the owner of my CrossFit gym was there. 334 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,520 The pastor? 335 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:09,520 The pastor was not there. 336 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:10,520 She wasn't there. 337 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:13,520 But she, yeah, she's a female pastor. 338 00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:14,520 Pastor? 339 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:15,520 Yeah. 340 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:16,520 Yeah, females are allowed to be pastors. 341 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:17,520 It's okay. 342 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:18,520 They allow women to be pastors in true. 343 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:19,520 It's 2024. 344 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:20,520 It's 2024. 345 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:21,520 And guess what? 346 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:22,520 Pastors can fuck now too. 347 00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:23,520 Hold the phone. 348 00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:24,960 I don't really know much about pastors. 349 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,200 Apparently. 350 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:31,360 I thought church was like all, you know, misogynistic men kind of rule it. 351 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:32,360 Catholic. 352 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:33,360 Only Catholic. 353 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:38,640 She, she added me to a group chat by accident for their like Christian Christmas play. 354 00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:39,640 Yeah. 355 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:43,120 And I just started getting all these fucking messages about Santa and like, Oh, who's doing 356 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:44,120 this? 357 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:45,400 And I was like, yo, I didn't know who it was. 358 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:46,920 I was like, yo, what the fuck is this? 359 00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:48,920 Get me the fuck out of this group chat now. 360 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:53,480 And then the next message it says typing, it's like, this is pastor Deanna. 361 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:54,480 What you said? 362 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:55,480 What the fuck is this? 363 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:56,480 Like, yo, what the fuck is this? 364 00:16:56,480 --> 00:17:00,400 Cause I was in the middle, I was in the middle of like drowning at work and in the kitchen. 365 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,400 I was like, yo, who the fuck is this? 366 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,400 Why's my phone keep blowing up? 367 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:05,400 Stupid shit. 368 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,400 That's so good. 369 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,400 But that's cool. 370 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:12,400 Well, that's what we're smoking and we're going to get fucking high. 371 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:14,400 Which one do we want to start with? 372 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,400 Oh, might as well. 373 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:18,400 We're going to start with the fucking. 374 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:19,920 We'll go fancy to begin with. 375 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:21,640 We'll go with the fancy one to start. 376 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,360 Then we get the full effect. 377 00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:26,800 Although the Dr. Green thumb one is also fancy because that's like it's Cypress. 378 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:27,800 Oh, it's brand new too. 379 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:28,800 Yeah. 380 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:29,800 Yeah. 381 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:30,800 Let's go new first. 382 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:31,800 Got a little filter built in. 383 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:32,800 Oh, you want to go new first? 384 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:33,800 Let's go new first. 385 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:34,800 Okay. 386 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:35,800 Yeah, because it's indicating that we'll hit the sativa after. 387 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:38,240 Bring us back, wake us up. 388 00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:39,920 First you make me watch repo, Brandon. 389 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:42,680 Then you show me up at what are we smoking? 390 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:44,720 I didn't mean to. 391 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:48,640 I went out of my way even though I don't smoke to contribute. 392 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:55,360 I will say this is fun because no one walked into my apartment today and was like, yeah, 393 00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:58,520 this movie fucking sucks and I hate whoever recommended it. 394 00:17:58,520 --> 00:17:59,520 That's a first for us. 395 00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:03,760 It's like it seems like everyone is just like, eh, like whatever about it. 396 00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:04,760 Well, Andy. 397 00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:05,760 There's things to talk about. 398 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:10,360 I'll reinforce that by saying this movie did better than Steel on Rotten Tomatoes. 399 00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:12,700 It did better than Space Truckers. 400 00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:18,240 It did better than Southland Tales, obviously, of course. 401 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:23,320 It did better than Battlefield Earth or Battle Earth as Andy refers to it sometimes by accident 402 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:24,320 because he's high. 403 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,760 All the time by accident. 404 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:30,400 It did not do better than Genetic Opera. 405 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:31,400 Really? 406 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:33,480 It did not do better than repo. 407 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:34,480 Okay. 408 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:39,320 Also, it, oh, the audience score didn't do as good. 409 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:44,000 It also did not do better than Terrifier 1 and 2. 410 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,160 Well, you know what? 411 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:54,200 Here's something controversial, but Terrifier, I'm thinking, might be the first movie that 412 00:18:54,200 --> 00:19:02,120 we do a rewatch on at some point to see if from a different lens, if it's gotten any 413 00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:06,280 better because a lot of people have been hitting me up and saying Terrifier is great and that 414 00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:10,320 we're all fucking just idiots for saying it's so bad. 415 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:14,840 The only way I am going to agree to that is if we do that one as a live watch. 416 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:17,800 Yeah, we might as well just, we should do Terrifier as a live watch. 417 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:21,120 Maybe we'll do that for Drunk Rice or the 100th episode or something. 418 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:22,120 Or Halloween. 419 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:23,120 Or Halloween. 420 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,120 Halloween, we might. 421 00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:25,120 That'll be the topper for Halloween. 422 00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:27,760 You were talking about releasing an episode every day. 423 00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:28,760 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 424 00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:29,760 Well, yeah. 425 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:30,760 So we've got some plans for Halloween. 426 00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:31,760 We've got some plans for Christmas. 427 00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:38,440 I think this might be a great to release on Halloween kind of deal. 428 00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:39,440 Perfect. 429 00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:40,440 Okay. 430 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:50,600 The movie is After the Dark or The Philosophers, if you want to be, you know, what they first 431 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,600 called it about it. 432 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:55,640 Came out in 2013. 433 00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:59,440 Stars James DeHarsey. 434 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:08,240 Sophie Lowe and it's got some people that you might recognize such as Gainey Weasley. 435 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:15,640 The guy, the charismatic dude from the very first Purge movie that attacks the house. 436 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:18,520 He's the her boyfriend or the main chick's boyfriend. 437 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:21,720 It has Starlight from The Boys. 438 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:30,880 It has the kid from Spy Game or Spy Kids, the kid from Spy Kids, not Scout Fight. 439 00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:32,920 And then that's about it. 440 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:35,360 Is there anyone else? 441 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,120 No, that's pretty much it. 442 00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:41,920 We got Starlight and Diet Dr. Strange as the teacher. 443 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:48,080 One of the trivia facts was this was Natasha Gotts debut or whatever. 444 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:52,080 So I had to click on her to see what else has she been in and it was like a bunch of 445 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:53,080 movies like this. 446 00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:56,080 And I'm just like, okay, so this is like the only movie she's been in. 447 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,920 Yeah, but it's also her top. 448 00:20:57,920 --> 00:20:58,920 Like it was on her top of her. 449 00:20:58,920 --> 00:20:59,920 It was the top of her list. 450 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:01,240 Yeah, it's actually the top of some. 451 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:02,240 Oh, wait. 452 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:03,240 And of course, sorry. 453 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:04,240 The blonde guy. 454 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:09,840 Yeah, I forgot all about him, but he's important. 455 00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:13,280 He just didn't pop up on the first thing or any of this. 456 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:15,160 He's not on the Google result. 457 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:18,400 He has to be on the I guess the IMBB. 458 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:21,520 Maybe he this is one of those things where he doesn't want to be associated with it. 459 00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:27,680 Oh, Freddy's Freddy Stroma plays the blonde guy, but he also plays what we all love him 460 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:28,680 from, which is Peacemaker. 461 00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:29,680 He plays vigilante. 462 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:35,920 He's like friend guy and he definitely plays a different character in this. 463 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:43,840 It's crazy to see that if you look at just these two roles of of like kind of like openly 464 00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:53,400 gay high school student who's cool and just, you know, like is chill to over the top, nerdy, 465 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:55,840 fucking R rated lottery. 466 00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:57,080 Yeah. 467 00:21:57,080 --> 00:22:05,320 He was also Cormac Mclagin in the Harry Potter movies, but I don't really know who that is. 468 00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:08,320 I can't I can't picture it. 469 00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:09,320 There it is. 470 00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:12,200 So after the dark or originally the philosophers, let's get into it. 471 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:18,160 This is a movie very simply about a high school in where is it? 472 00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:19,720 Jakarta, Jakarta. 473 00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:23,440 That is the coolest high school you could imagine going to. 474 00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:30,540 It's basically like a college, which is kind of how my high school was before I went there. 475 00:22:30,540 --> 00:22:36,220 Like my high school back in like the 70s and 80s was known to have two campuses and students 476 00:22:36,220 --> 00:22:38,320 made their own schedules sort of. 477 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:43,120 So it's like you would go from like 12 to four one day and then you would do so like 478 00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:44,120 college. 479 00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:51,320 It would be like college bricks and super rich private crusty upper level schools. 480 00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:54,100 Mine wasn't like an upper level crusty one. 481 00:22:54,100 --> 00:22:57,640 Mine was just the way the campuses were set up was kind of like a college sort of thing, 482 00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:58,640 like blocks. 483 00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:00,100 And I feel like that's kind of this vibe. 484 00:23:00,100 --> 00:23:01,100 And this one. 485 00:23:01,100 --> 00:23:03,680 Yeah, this is definitely you're sending your kids to top priority education. 486 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:08,000 And it's a class led by it felt very smug. 487 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,000 Very smug. 488 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,000 Yeah. 489 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,000 Most of those kids were very smug. 490 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,000 Especially the scarf. 491 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,000 Yeah. 492 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,000 Oh, yeah. 493 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,000 Spy kids. 494 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,000 Yeah. 495 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,000 Really nice classroom. 496 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,000 Looked like a converted dojo. 497 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:22,000 Yeah, in the middle of like a bazaar. 498 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,000 And their clothes were all super nice. 499 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,000 Yeah. 500 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,000 And there was a garden. 501 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:30,720 There was a beautiful garden outside with a bench that they just went and sat down like 502 00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:31,720 just so serene. 503 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:36,960 It starts off with them fucking in this nice ass fucking apartment room, whatever it is 504 00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:39,800 with giant wide open windows. 505 00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:41,160 How did they get away with that? 506 00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:43,080 Like, like just hear me out. 507 00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:47,000 If even at boarding schools, I'm assuming because I don't think any of us went to a 508 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:50,360 boarding school, but I would imagine if you went to a boarding school that was like out 509 00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:57,760 of country that there would be strict measurements in place to stop kids from just spending the 510 00:23:57,760 --> 00:23:58,760 night and fucking. 511 00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:00,960 Like, I don't think this is a boarding school. 512 00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:03,480 This is a international school. 513 00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:06,880 So they live or their parents are like work at, let's say some oil company. 514 00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:10,520 They're rich, high dot high end oil company people. 515 00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:12,640 The kid is going to school. 516 00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,280 Like 500,000 a year. 517 00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:15,280 Right. 518 00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:16,280 It's, it's exactly. 519 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:17,880 So you think the kids all live there? 520 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:18,880 They don't live there. 521 00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:20,360 They live in the no live in the car. 522 00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:21,360 Okay. 523 00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:22,360 Got it. 524 00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:26,480 So, so this is just, this is just parents negligence leading to kids just having full 525 00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:27,960 grown adult relationship. 526 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:28,960 Yeah. 527 00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:32,880 Spending the night at each other's house and fuck that many 17, 18 year old rich kids like 528 00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:33,880 that. 529 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:37,520 So at the school level, it was actually quite accurate. 530 00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:38,520 So I, okay. 531 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:39,520 They're also really smart. 532 00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:40,520 They figured it out, I guess. 533 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:41,520 Yeah, that is true. 534 00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:42,520 They're all, they're all geniuses. 535 00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:50,040 So, so if they, if they can figure out how to survive the apocalypse, I could see them 536 00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:52,040 surviving a far. 537 00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:56,480 It's like the, the athletes like in the Olympics and shit, they had to make their beds out 538 00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:59,160 of cardboard because it's just a fuck test. 539 00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:00,160 I've heard. 540 00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:01,160 Yeah. 541 00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:02,160 Which yeah. 542 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:03,160 I mean, that's also 16, 17, 18 year old kids. 543 00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:04,160 They're all in their fucking athletic prime. 544 00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:05,160 They're going to be fucking. 545 00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:06,160 Exactly. 546 00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:07,160 All the hottest people, you know. 547 00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:08,160 Just the hottest most physically fit people. 548 00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:09,160 And then you've got the, the like, what are some sports where it's just, you're chunky 549 00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:10,160 just out the gate? 550 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:11,160 Like you're a big dude, big dude sports. 551 00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:12,160 So sports for Andy is what we're saying. 552 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:13,160 Competitive. 553 00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:14,160 Competitive eating? 554 00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:15,160 Mike. 555 00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:16,160 Lifting. 556 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:17,160 Competitive lifters. 557 00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:18,160 That's what I'm saying. 558 00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:19,160 They're still in great shape. 559 00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:20,160 Oh, that kind of thing. 560 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:21,160 Yeah. 561 00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:22,160 I'm talking like, what did you say? 562 00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:23,160 You were like big sports for Andy. 563 00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:24,160 Yeah. 564 00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:25,160 Yeah. 565 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:26,160 Yeah. 566 00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:27,160 Yeah. 567 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:28,160 Yeah. 568 00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:29,160 Yeah. 569 00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:30,160 Yeah. 570 00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:31,160 Yeah. 571 00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:32,160 Yeah. 572 00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:34,600 So you're like big sports for big deal and like competitive eating. 573 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:35,600 I don't know. 574 00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:36,600 Since he said chunky. 575 00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:37,600 I said chunky. 576 00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:41,600 Like, like, like, like, you know, like fat dudes, like, or not fat, but you know what 577 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:42,600 I mean? 578 00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:46,960 Wait, like for instance, would a sumo wrestler, do they do sumo? 579 00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:47,960 Okay. 580 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:50,440 Those guys are fat and they're not nail up. 581 00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:51,440 Cause that would be stupid. 582 00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:52,880 There's no one else doing sumo, right? 583 00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:54,760 There's no like white dudes doing sumo. 584 00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:56,760 No American sumo league. 585 00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:57,760 Yeah. 586 00:25:57,760 --> 00:25:58,760 Yeah. 587 00:25:58,760 --> 00:25:59,760 Competitive eating for chunky people. 588 00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:01,880 That was, that was low, low hanging fruit. 589 00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:03,480 I'll go e-sports actually. 590 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:04,480 Yeah. 591 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,480 I mean, that's more up to date. 592 00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:07,480 Dota 2 tournaments. 593 00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:10,480 Well, yeah, they went to the Olympics. 594 00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:14,160 I don't think it'd be the same kind of fuck best. 595 00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:16,680 Not with the hot athletic Olympics. 596 00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,080 Maybe all again, all the other e-sports. 597 00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:19,880 Actually, it's a bunch of furries. 598 00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:22,080 Lots of coming, but not fucking. 599 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:23,640 A bunch of furries. 600 00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:26,840 Furry con is probably the horniest place on earth. 601 00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:31,120 If there's a furry convention somewhere out there right now, there are people fucking 602 00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:32,720 there. 603 00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:38,280 I went to this weird, not a furry thing, but I went to this weird, back in the day, there 604 00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:43,520 was a website called melodramatic.com and it was a prototype of Facebook. 605 00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:48,880 Maybe right around Facebook came out or right after MySpace, but it was right in the early 606 00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:51,000 days of social media and it doesn't exist anymore. 607 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,000 Not really. 608 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:59,200 And it was a alternative goth sort of Facebook where people specifically made, put their 609 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:00,200 dark poetry. 610 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:02,280 People, you know, emo scene kids sort of stuff. 611 00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:10,560 I was never really like that, but it was a cool website. 612 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:13,800 As much as we would love to see that. 613 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:14,800 I was never goth. 614 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:17,320 Goth Andy with the painted nails and the little suit hair. 615 00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:20,760 I was never like that, but I liked the aesthetic of the website and I liked reading all the 616 00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:21,760 stuff. 617 00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:23,800 It was like my first kind of foray into social media that I enjoyed. 618 00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:26,560 It was just cool, right? 619 00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:31,800 But they had a gathering once, like a party, like from anyone who was on Melodramatic. 620 00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:33,520 So everyone all over the country. 621 00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:37,440 And it was in LA and it was at like this hotel that they found. 622 00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:44,080 And we all showed up and I met a lot of people that I had known from being friends on there. 623 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:45,760 And I'm still friends with them today. 624 00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:46,760 Like, you know, just, just for me. 625 00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:48,680 You should make one of these for Buffy. 626 00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:50,440 Well, I would love that. 627 00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:55,160 But hear me out where it goes in just a second, because it started off just like, all right, 628 00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:56,160 cool. 629 00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:59,520 I'm just meeting all these people or smoking weed or whatever. 630 00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:06,520 And then the chick comes in who runs the website and she's like the ultra goth chick. 631 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:10,640 And she's like a real sexual, deviant kind of like open sexuality thing. 632 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:15,920 She comes in being like on a little like bed that's being carried by four, like just shirtless 633 00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:19,820 dudes and immediately it turns into some fuckfest. 634 00:28:19,820 --> 00:28:23,400 It's like people just start taking people into the side rooms and fucking people are 635 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:26,480 taking their clothes off for everybody and they're just doing all the stuff. 636 00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:31,400 And I was like 19 at the time and there was, yeah, it just. 637 00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:32,840 Sit in the corner and just cower. 638 00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:37,560 I didn't sit in the corner and cower, but I think a group of us that were just like, 639 00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:40,000 oh, we didn't know this was going to turn into an orgy. 640 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:43,640 Sort of went outside and smoked some weed and started talking about, man, that's pretty 641 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:44,640 nuts in there. 642 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:49,360 How it just immediately turned into just an, just an unfiltered orgy with fucking like, 643 00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:52,000 and it got like bondage stuff came out. 644 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,600 Like there were people in like gyps. 645 00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:54,960 I don't know where it all was. 646 00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:56,960 We were just regular people. 647 00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:58,840 And then this chick comes, comes through. 648 00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:00,640 I feel like the lighting changed to red. 649 00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:05,640 Not one of your friends smoking at times like I'm going to, I'm going to go in there. 650 00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:06,860 Maybe. 651 00:29:06,860 --> 00:29:11,120 But I know that, but I've just felt like the moment she came in, the lighting changed to 652 00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:15,920 something dark and sinister, like red people just pulled out gypsuits from their fucking 653 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:16,920 purses. 654 00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:19,000 I might be remembering it a little wrong, but in my mind. 655 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,600 No, you're remembering several movies, right? 656 00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:22,600 It's you. 657 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:26,400 When they go around the fire, the witches go around the fire and all of a sudden there's 658 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:27,400 some dirt. 659 00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:28,400 Someone got executed there. 660 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:29,400 Someone got sacrificed. 661 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:34,160 No, I didn't do any, I didn't do any, any drugs leading up to the besides weed, but 662 00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:36,880 someone dropped something in your drink. 663 00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:39,880 No, it wasn't nightmarish. 664 00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:40,880 It's just in my mind. 665 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,440 I remember it just getting, trying to convince him it's all in his head. 666 00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:44,440 It's all in your head, Andy. 667 00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:45,440 Yeah. 668 00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:47,240 And he died in a car accident five years ago. 669 00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:49,880 You just need to wake up. 670 00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:50,880 That'd be crazy. 671 00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:51,880 Yeah. 672 00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:55,720 Because I, the, but I've asked, I've talked to some of the people since then. 673 00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:59,560 I'm like, Hey, remember that crazy night we, we met and then it turned into some crazy 674 00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:00,560 orgy, but 675 00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:01,560 They're ghosts. 676 00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:02,560 Who are you? 677 00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:05,200 Who are you calling me? 678 00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:07,800 I wonder why you added me on Facebook 20 years ago. 679 00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:10,800 How'd you get in my house? 680 00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:14,920 How do we branch off into that? 681 00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:15,920 That really was just the tangent. 682 00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:19,040 I don't know where the fucking came, even came from. 683 00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:20,600 Oh, people fucking at school. 684 00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:21,600 Yeah. 685 00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:22,600 Okay. 686 00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:25,880 Natural conclusion to that conversation. 687 00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:28,400 I like that she gets up and says, don't go back to sleep. 688 00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:31,000 And he just immediately closed his eyes and goes back to sleep. 689 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,000 Very real life. 690 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:36,880 Now that's probably the realest thing about this movie. 691 00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:37,880 Yeah. 692 00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:41,240 Um, he gets, so he wakes up late. 693 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,120 He goes through the city of Jakarta. 694 00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:48,160 He gets to the private gated off X-Men Academy. 695 00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:49,160 What'd you call it? 696 00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:50,880 Indonesian X-Men school. 697 00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:52,880 Indonesian X-Men school. 698 00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:55,600 And uh, the X lady boys. 699 00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:57,000 Oh, okay. 700 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,000 Yeah. 701 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:05,600 Uh, and so he goes in, he does the old, puts the book in between the door and he uses logic 702 00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:06,600 to get through, I guess. 703 00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:11,280 You guys like, well, either by a minute or three hours late is late. 704 00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:12,280 Right? 705 00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:13,280 Is that the expression? 706 00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:14,280 Did I fuck that up? 707 00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:15,280 They said it two or three times. 708 00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:16,280 Yeah. 709 00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:17,280 It was like a 15 minutes early or late. 710 00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:18,280 I don't know. 711 00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:19,280 No, it was like, yeah. 712 00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:20,280 The one my boss used to have was. 713 00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:21,280 Something that shitty bosses use. 714 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:22,280 Yeah, pretty much. 715 00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:23,280 If you're five minutes early or on time, if you're on time, you're late. 716 00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:24,280 And if you're five minutes late, you're fired. 717 00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:25,280 Is what my boss had in their kitchen. 718 00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:26,280 I'm so glad I got to tell my boss off the other day. 719 00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:27,280 Ooh. 720 00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:28,280 Did you quit your job? 721 00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:29,280 No, no, no, no, no. 722 00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:30,280 My old boss. 723 00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:31,280 So. 724 00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:32,280 After the lighthouse show in Havasu, I went over to my old place of work because I still 725 00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:33,280 have a couple of friends that work there say hi. 726 00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:34,280 Fucking boss shows up in a cyber truck. 727 00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:35,280 And I was like, hey, you're late. 728 00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:36,280 I'm gonna go get you. 729 00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:37,280 I'm gonna go get you. 730 00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:38,280 I'm gonna go get you. 731 00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:48,280 I'm gonna go get you. 732 00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:51,280 And I was like, man, you are you should be so happy. 733 00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:52,280 I don't work here anymore. 734 00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:53,280 And he's like, why? 735 00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:56,280 And I was like, you're driving that fucking thing and how much you used to pay me. 736 00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:57,280 Fuck you. 737 00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:58,280 I would just fucking quit. 738 00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:00,280 You rolled up when I was working. 739 00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:02,280 I would have just fucking walked out and not anything. 740 00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:03,280 That's ridiculous. 741 00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:09,280 I saw a meme where it was just a video of a cyber truck driver. 742 00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:15,760 But it's like now you easy way to find the town's biggest tool is whoever owns the cyber 743 00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:16,760 truck driving around. 744 00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:21,440 And yeah, I mean, that's kind of a right now until until more people own it. 745 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,000 It's kind of a douchebag thing to own. 746 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,880 I feel like you really think more people are going to own it. 747 00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:29,720 No, it's so automatic opening and closing the front. 748 00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:31,920 If you put your finger in it, it'll fucking crush your finger. 749 00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:36,360 I saw the banana test and then I saw some guy put his finger in and fucked it up. 750 00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:37,360 That was bad. 751 00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:40,160 So I got out and cut himself on the door. 752 00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:42,280 His leg, just a giant gas on his leg. 753 00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:43,280 He's like, but it's great. 754 00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:44,280 I love it. 755 00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:45,280 Like they're just like, no, I fucking love it. 756 00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:46,280 It's great. 757 00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:47,280 It's bulletproof. 758 00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:48,280 Right. 759 00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:49,280 Call members. 760 00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:50,280 That was one of the claims. 761 00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:51,280 Right. 762 00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:52,280 It's bullet resistant. 763 00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:53,280 Resistant. 764 00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:54,280 There we go. 765 00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:55,280 Just like water resistant. 766 00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:56,280 Waterproof. 767 00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:57,280 Yeah. 768 00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:59,480 Can't put proof against anything anymore. 769 00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:01,000 All right. 770 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:04,360 So I did put the first thing, Mike, was side titty. 771 00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:05,360 There you go, Mike. 772 00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:07,960 And it was, you know, because you love your titty. 773 00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:08,960 I'm surprised I didn't write that down. 774 00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:10,600 I usually keep track of that for Mike. 775 00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:11,600 Yeah. 776 00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:14,320 What was the very first thing was side nudity. 777 00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:21,440 So they go into class and then the professor says, we find out that it's a philosophy 778 00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:26,120 class and then he goes over some of the concepts that they've covered earlier and he goes, 779 00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:27,280 what are some of your favorites? 780 00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:31,840 And so the very first one was the infinite monkey problem or the infinite monkey theory, 781 00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:38,200 which is if you put a monkey at a keyboard or at a typewriter for all of eternity or 782 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:42,360 infinity, he would eventually just write the complete works of Shakespeare just by random 783 00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:43,360 chance. 784 00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:44,360 That set the tone for the whole movie. 785 00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:46,360 I was like, oh, they're going to do this now. 786 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:50,680 Like, they're going to put a bunch of CGI into this, into thoughts. 787 00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:51,960 Bad CGI. 788 00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:52,960 Not bad. 789 00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:53,960 2013 mid. 790 00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:54,960 Oh yeah. 791 00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:55,960 Mid. 792 00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:56,960 For the time. 793 00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:57,960 Yeah. 794 00:33:57,960 --> 00:33:58,960 Yeah. 795 00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:04,240 B quality for B plus A minus quality for 2013 straight to DVD movie. 796 00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:05,240 It was smart. 797 00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:06,240 Which I think was it. 798 00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:10,240 No, but they went to the trolley meme. 799 00:34:10,240 --> 00:34:11,240 Yeah. 800 00:34:11,240 --> 00:34:12,240 Right. 801 00:34:12,240 --> 00:34:13,240 Immediately after. 802 00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:14,240 Right to the trolley meme. 803 00:34:14,240 --> 00:34:15,240 Yeah. 804 00:34:15,240 --> 00:34:16,240 But the thing is, this is 2013. 805 00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:18,120 This is, this is 11 years ago. 806 00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:19,120 Right? 807 00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:20,120 So yeah. 808 00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:22,520 Well, no, I mean, the trolley problem has been around forever, but it wasn't a meme. 809 00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:23,520 But it wasn't a meme. 810 00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:24,520 Not a lot of people knew about it. 811 00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:30,400 But actually your first time watching this in 2013, you could have been like, oh, I've 812 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,560 never heard the monkey theory before. 813 00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:34,440 I've never heard of the trolley problem before. 814 00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:36,840 It could theoretically, I think maybe I was introduced to it. 815 00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:37,840 Maybe the first time. 816 00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:39,360 And to be on your age, being in a philosophy class. 817 00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:40,360 Yeah. 818 00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:43,880 This could be the introduction for a lot of people even now, unless you go out of your 819 00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:46,040 way to, you know, look those things up. 820 00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:47,040 Yeah. 821 00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:48,040 My 12 year old doesn't know the trolley problem. 822 00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:49,040 Yeah. 823 00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:52,840 But there is another, but there's now even a steam video game called the trolley problem 824 00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:59,360 that starts with the actual trolley problem, but then it escalates into like more and more 825 00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:01,000 moral dilemmas as you go along. 826 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:05,440 I did like how they changed the trolley problem around where they say, oh, push effect. 827 00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:11,120 Well, no, but that's the, I've seen that variation before where it's like, yeah, there's five 828 00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:15,760 people at the end of the track and you can pull the switch and it kills one. 829 00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:16,760 Are you active? 830 00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:18,800 They didn't even really go into it much. 831 00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:24,080 So the act of letting nature run its course and killing the five people, does it make 832 00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:26,200 you immoral for allowing it to happen? 833 00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:30,340 It makes you pretty much amoral for just standing by and letting nature run its course. 834 00:35:30,340 --> 00:35:35,880 The act of pulling the switch does save five people, but it also makes you murder one. 835 00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:36,880 It's still murder. 836 00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:37,880 There's no one who has that. 837 00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:41,120 And so now you have murder on your conscience. 838 00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:47,020 But then the act of pushing a fat man and valuing his life, now the fact that he was 839 00:35:47,020 --> 00:35:49,400 fat, does that have anything to do with it? 840 00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:50,400 It's just the fact that he- 841 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:53,960 It did because the science of it being him being fat, he was fat enough to derail the 842 00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:54,960 car. 843 00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:57,880 But I think a lot of people's social norms would kick in and they'd be like, yeah, I'd 844 00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:00,200 rather get rid of a lazy fat person. 845 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:03,280 But inaction is also action. 846 00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:05,080 Inaction can be in, yeah. 847 00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:14,080 But is allowing five people to die worse than letting one per, than killing one person? 848 00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:15,920 But that's the whole problem of everything. 849 00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:17,720 That's like, that's the problem of everything. 850 00:36:17,720 --> 00:36:21,880 Because that's like, you're almost could say, was dropping the atomic bomb good or bad? 851 00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:26,320 Because that's the argument for dropping the atomic bomb is it saved millions of lives 852 00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:29,720 because it killed those hundreds of thousands right then and saved millions. 853 00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:31,840 I'd just kill myself. 854 00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:33,160 The same problem though. 855 00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:34,160 Wait, so you're- 856 00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:35,160 Hold on. 857 00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:39,200 There's two things I have to address here. 858 00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:41,680 I have to address Mike and Austin. 859 00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:46,680 And there's a lot of debate about the nuclear bomb. 860 00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:48,240 We might not have had to use it. 861 00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:52,000 And we could have maybe found other ways to end the war. 862 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,720 We will never find that out, right? 863 00:36:54,720 --> 00:37:01,480 And then Austin, your answer to the trolley problem is you see a train heading towards 864 00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:05,160 five people and there's one person on the track and you're by the thing. 865 00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:08,480 You're just going to pull a gun out and blow your brains out? 866 00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:18,080 Tragedy struck at a train station where five people died and a witness killed himself in 867 00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:20,560 response to the tragedy is what they're going to think. 868 00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:24,600 Killed himself right by the lever and those five people are just confused as shit in their 869 00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:25,600 last moments. 870 00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:26,600 It's all caught on camera. 871 00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:30,480 A man who could have saved five children from getting killed by a train. 872 00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:33,080 Some scientists say, he's a fucking genius. 873 00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:35,720 The smartest man of our time. 874 00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:36,720 What a shame. 875 00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:43,760 There's a meme online that's very funny which is if the balloon hits the ground, you die. 876 00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:48,920 And so one guy pops the balloon, grabs it and puts it in his pocket and he's like, I'm 877 00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:49,920 invincible. 878 00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:53,160 And so people start shooting him because his balloon hasn't touched the ground and he's 879 00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:54,160 fucking invincible. 880 00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:59,040 And it's just a funny, yeah. 881 00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:06,160 So oh, and then there was the ignorance bliss paradox which is you're hanging on the side 882 00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:12,360 of a tall building and you were about to fall to your death and you can, you managed to 883 00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:14,300 call your three best friends. 884 00:38:14,300 --> 00:38:18,960 They show up and all three of them decide that it's not worth the risk. 885 00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:19,960 Too dangerous. 886 00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:23,680 It's too dangerous and they back off and you fall off but you survive. 887 00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:25,760 Look at you at a parachute. 888 00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:29,560 Well, that's just, but that's just a silly way to, because these are all hypothetical, 889 00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:30,560 right? 890 00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:31,960 It's one of those things they can get away with in this. 891 00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:36,320 If you're hanging off a cliff with a fucking parachute, I'm letting you fucking fall. 892 00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:38,640 You dumb ass, why'd you call me up here? 893 00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:42,040 Maybe those three saw the parachute and went, oh, well she's just, well. 894 00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:44,040 Hope you fall in front of a truck. 895 00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:45,040 So it doesn't answer the question. 896 00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:46,040 No, no, no. 897 00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:49,200 Problem with that scene was it didn't, it made the question not answered because she 898 00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:50,200 had a parachute. 899 00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:51,200 Hold on. 900 00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:52,200 So he just went, oh, fuck it, we'll leave. 901 00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:53,200 Wait. 902 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:54,280 Now you have a point what I'm going to say. 903 00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:55,720 Maybe the three of them saw the parachute. 904 00:38:55,720 --> 00:38:58,600 I know you're being silly because the parachute almost doesn't even really matter because 905 00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:04,320 it's just the way he described his words are just saying you survived the fall, but we're 906 00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:09,000 seeing from the movies, from like the, the, what they're trying to show us a parachute, 907 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:16,160 but the rules get tricky later on because there's a lot of mental experience, thought 908 00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:20,760 experiments going on in thought experiments that are side stuff that like only you know 909 00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:23,840 about in your own head until you decide to reveal the information. 910 00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:29,000 So if they were doing that thought experiment and now all of them are thinking the same 911 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,000 thing. 912 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,480 Oh, that's the first example of what the professor does. 913 00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:37,640 Well, no, what I'm saying is later on in the bunker, when the professor goes and grabs 914 00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:41,280 the gun and he doesn't tell anyone about it, right. 915 00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:48,180 He's cheating in a way because it's like he, he's painting this picture and then he's keeping 916 00:39:48,180 --> 00:39:51,460 secret information from them while he's going and doing these things. 917 00:39:51,460 --> 00:39:56,320 But they also, at some point the kids do that back to him. 918 00:39:56,320 --> 00:40:03,920 So in this first thought experiment, the infinite or the ignorant bliss paradox, technically, 919 00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:08,440 I guess those three students who are the ones that backed away from their friend dying could 920 00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,720 have been like, well, we saw the parachute. 921 00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:16,360 And then that does bring into question extra like moral, like, do you still let your friend 922 00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:19,440 fall even if he has a parachute or do you try? 923 00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:20,440 Sorry. 924 00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:22,160 I'm going off track here. 925 00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:26,360 This is just, there's, there's no, you broke my brain by saying that they could have seen 926 00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:27,360 parachutes. 927 00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:28,360 It doesn't matter. 928 00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:29,760 Let's move on. 929 00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:35,080 The next one is the, we get straight into the atomic bomb apocalypse and we see three 930 00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:39,680 variations of, or maybe four, I think it's three. 931 00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:42,480 I think the fourth one is when she takes them. 932 00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:43,480 Yeah. 933 00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:44,480 Or it's three. 934 00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:45,480 I don't know. 935 00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:48,880 So the first one is, is it just them, the students with no jobs, right? 936 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:49,880 No, they have jobs. 937 00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:53,920 No, it starts out, they're in the classroom at the start and he gives them the list of 938 00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:54,920 jobs. 939 00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:55,920 Yeah. 940 00:40:55,920 --> 00:41:00,680 Right before that, I was, the one thing I was going to say about the other thing though, 941 00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:06,640 when they were doing the things is some of the kids had cool quotes in that philosophy 942 00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:10,640 is to real life as masturbation is to sex was one of them when they were talking about 943 00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:11,640 that stuff. 944 00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:17,840 And then the other one was when she was, one girl was going after him about the kid being 945 00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:21,080 late isn't punctuality the virtue of the lonely. 946 00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:22,080 I wrote that down. 947 00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:23,080 I did too. 948 00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:26,840 Cause then I wrote right after I wrote, damn Andy, you are definitely not lonely. 949 00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:28,520 Thank you. 950 00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:31,480 Cause I'm late to everything. 951 00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:34,360 Which I get and it's fucked up. 952 00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:35,360 But you know what though? 953 00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:36,360 You're absolutely right. 954 00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:39,400 I have friends over all the time and I'm late to everything. 955 00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:44,040 As soon as they get to this part where it's like the main meat of the movie, the hypothetical 956 00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:47,800 bomb shelter, the whole thing, the whole time I see him like walking around with all 957 00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:48,800 these students behind him. 958 00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:51,760 I was like, you know, I'd really like to watch magic school bus right now. 959 00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:55,240 This is like, this is like realistic magic school bus. 960 00:41:55,240 --> 00:41:57,720 If Ms. Frizzle was a pedophile. 961 00:41:57,720 --> 00:41:58,720 Okay. 962 00:41:58,720 --> 00:42:04,120 Well, you're giving away the game a little bit of what the plot is, but we already hashed 963 00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:05,120 over it. 964 00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:06,120 We did. 965 00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:07,120 Okay. 966 00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:08,120 So we'll just spoilers. 967 00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:09,640 Uh, spoilers for the movie. 968 00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:15,120 We're currently reviewing, but yeah, the, the professor is fucking the students, uh, the 969 00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:19,080 main chick and she has her boyfriend and she's fucking everybody. 970 00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:20,360 And she's, she's fucking everybody. 971 00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:22,400 Only a plus student ever. 972 00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:23,400 Yeah. 973 00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:24,400 I can figure out. 974 00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:25,400 Imagine that. 975 00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:26,400 Yeah. 976 00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:30,200 Uh, every hypothetical he talks you in it. 977 00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:35,200 I mean, he threw with his mind in front of the other students. 978 00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:38,000 So they get the jobs and they have to decide what 10 are going in. 979 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,000 Right? 980 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:43,640 Cause there's only room for 10 people in the, the reason they do the job thing is cause 981 00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:46,760 there's only room for 10 people in the locker and there's plenty of them. 982 00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:50,000 There's enough air for 10 people. 983 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:54,040 One extra person would, would kill you all in months. 984 00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:55,960 Um, so yeah. 985 00:42:55,960 --> 00:43:02,880 So what he does is he gives all the students occupations and he gives the main is the chickies 986 00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:06,320 fucking her boyfriend, special ones. 987 00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:12,800 Um, and they, uh, and then it's like, you have like genetic scientists, you have a botanist, 988 00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:18,760 um, a civil, like an engineer, a poet, a poet shoots. 989 00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:19,760 Yeah. 990 00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:20,760 A poet. 991 00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:21,760 Boom. 992 00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:22,760 Second. 993 00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:24,760 I just saw that as like you, me or Andy, like I'm a comedian. 994 00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:28,360 This is when I renamed him and the whole rest of the movie I referred while I was with my 995 00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:31,640 wife, his name became professor murdered. 996 00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:33,120 He was just professor murder. 997 00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:34,120 Professor murder. 998 00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:35,120 Yeah. 999 00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:36,120 He kind of was. 1000 00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:38,520 So it fits with your, uh, X-Men thing. 1001 00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:40,560 No, it's professor murder in the X-Men. 1002 00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:46,000 As soon as he kills that first guy and it's like all becomes like a big like debate. 1003 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:50,720 It just looked like, uh, that episode of South Park where the, they're, they're just like, 1004 00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:53,360 like that's what it felt like. 1005 00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:58,000 And I was just like, I just closed the door on the bunker with me, just me alone inside 1006 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,160 of it. 1007 00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:01,160 That's great. 1008 00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:02,160 Uh, yeah. 1009 00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:05,380 Cause if you really take a step back, it's just them talking about it, right? 1010 00:44:05,380 --> 00:44:10,160 But they did physically move the seats around in the class to make a, like a, there was 1011 00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:14,760 a few moments where I think that was artfully done in a cool way, especially at the end 1012 00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:16,840 when she had all of them behind her protected. 1013 00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:20,560 Maybe we need to explain that cause that's kind of in this movie hearing about, I don't 1014 00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:24,240 think they get that what was happening in this movie is they're in a classroom. 1015 00:44:24,240 --> 00:44:25,240 Oh yeah. 1016 00:44:25,240 --> 00:44:28,620 And then he's describing and they're, they're going through it, but then you're seeing it 1017 00:44:28,620 --> 00:44:30,760 through one of their eyes or all of their eyes. 1018 00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:33,560 Well, it's a collective, it's a collective. 1019 00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:38,880 What I, what I think of it is, is we're watching an amalgamation of all of their thoughts put 1020 00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:39,880 together. 1021 00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:40,880 Yeah. 1022 00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:44,920 So each of them has their, like they're all collectively painting a picture with their 1023 00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:45,920 minds. 1024 00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:49,280 Obviously that's not happening from their perspective. 1025 00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:55,200 Like they're just a classroom talking about hypothetical events, but to make it interesting 1026 00:44:55,200 --> 00:45:00,880 for us to watch is we actually see it all play out with shitty, with a really bad nuclear 1027 00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:05,780 bomb explosions that go off and do zero damage other than just smoke. 1028 00:45:05,780 --> 00:45:11,000 And I do have one question, well, not a question cause I looked it up, but the, the, the, the 1029 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:15,160 whole premise of this movie falls completely apart from the one year thing. 1030 00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:16,160 In the one year. 1031 00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:18,640 It's nowhere near long enough. 1032 00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:20,800 It's not even close for a nuclear fallout. 1033 00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:25,840 It's like seven or eight years in this situation before you could, and then you'd only live 1034 00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:27,500 about 20 years if you went out. 1035 00:45:27,500 --> 00:45:32,880 If you want to wait long enough to be normal, you have to wait like 35 or 40 years. 1036 00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:38,520 But then again, there's a lot of, I think there's a lot of cheats in this because it's, 1037 00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:42,680 it's a hypothetical making away with that where he can literally just tell the class it's 1038 00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:43,680 a bunker. 1039 00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:46,520 It's going to last one year, you know, and you decide. 1040 00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:49,160 And then they had to make the decision immediately. 1041 00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:54,560 Guinea Weasley and the chickies fucking both say they don't want to do it, but then he 1042 00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:59,400 threatens their grades and bribes her basically. 1043 00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:02,040 And so they, uh, they each get their jobs. 1044 00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:03,040 Uh, there's a, there's a list. 1045 00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:08,200 We don't need to go through it all, but, um, some of the worst ones are gelato maker, a 1046 00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:14,840 harpist without a harp, harps with no art opera singer, a hedge fund manager, um, a 1047 00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:17,640 house cleaner who's just really good. 1048 00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:23,360 The angels person, the angels in heaven will bow their heads to how virtuous and kind and 1049 00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:26,840 good this man was if, if heaven is real. 1050 00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:29,160 And if it's not, he's just a really good guy. 1051 00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:31,680 Uh, is how he introduces himself. 1052 00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:35,960 Like holy shit, that's a great, that's a great card to get though. 1053 00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:42,840 Uh, and so they make the logical choice based on everyone's professions. 1054 00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:48,380 The teacher says that he's a wild card and you don't know what, if he's worth it or not. 1055 00:46:48,380 --> 00:46:49,540 They make a final call. 1056 00:46:49,540 --> 00:46:51,700 He doesn't make it into the bunker. 1057 00:46:51,700 --> 00:46:57,840 They make it in, they make, but then he writes a note at some point that says he was voted 1058 00:46:57,840 --> 00:47:00,760 to be in the bunker, but then they were like, let's spend a minute alone. 1059 00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:02,080 We're about to be locked up for a year. 1060 00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:03,080 Yeah. 1061 00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:04,080 I wrote that down. 1062 00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:05,080 Oh, not in groups. 1063 00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:07,680 Well, that was right after he really became professor murder and killed all the other 1064 00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:09,920 kids while they were doing that was when he killed everybody. 1065 00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:13,040 I love that line of shots to match that many bodies. 1066 00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:17,480 Unless he's like lined them up in a room two at a time. 1067 00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:19,320 Uh, lean forward a little bit. 1068 00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:23,240 But yeah, when we said, let's take five, like we're going to be in there for a, we're going 1069 00:47:23,240 --> 00:47:25,200 to be trapped in for a year together. 1070 00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:26,360 Let's take five minutes to be alone. 1071 00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:27,360 I liked that. 1072 00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:28,360 I liked that thought. 1073 00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:29,360 Does anybody else like me? 1074 00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:31,720 I'm like the other girl that I obviously saved. 1075 00:47:31,720 --> 00:47:33,760 They're all coupled up. 1076 00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:34,760 Weird. 1077 00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:35,760 Yeah. 1078 00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:36,760 No one stayed alone. 1079 00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:37,760 Every single one of them was just coupled up. 1080 00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:38,760 Yeah. 1081 00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:39,760 You're absolutely right. 1082 00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:43,120 Uh, I wonder if they were, but I wonder if they were coupled up other people from the 1083 00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:44,120 other group. 1084 00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:46,200 No, he killed the other group while they were coupled up. 1085 00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:48,680 So then he kills all the other people. 1086 00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:53,200 He then goes outside the bunker and at like a few days, he puts up a little sign that 1087 00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:57,840 says I'm the one with the X with the, uh, the exit code. 1088 00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:00,540 And they, so they go, fuck, I wonder if that's real. 1089 00:48:00,540 --> 00:48:02,440 We have to now wait this, this year. 1090 00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:05,560 So they're kind of just waiting guys like right there. 1091 00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:06,560 One of them's an engineer. 1092 00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:09,000 Couldn't they just engineer their fucking way out of the bunker? 1093 00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:10,000 They tried. 1094 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:11,000 They shot it. 1095 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:12,000 They tried to dig underneath. 1096 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,000 No, not that. 1097 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:14,000 No, just the keypad itself. 1098 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:18,120 They have a fucking engineer and an electrician electrician too. 1099 00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:19,120 He could have figured it out. 1100 00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:20,120 Yeah. 1101 00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:21,120 You're absolutely fucking right. 1102 00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:22,120 They could have. 1103 00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:23,120 Yeah. 1104 00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:26,480 Also, I was hoping that they would keep showing him decomposing over time and they did it 1105 00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:27,960 like three or four times. 1106 00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:28,960 I was like, fuck yes. 1107 00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:32,640 Well, because the fourth time they had to stop because they were the, was it a wolf 1108 00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:33,640 or a dog? 1109 00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:35,760 Oh, that was a dog, like a prairie dog. 1110 00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:39,240 But like, oh yeah, that was some gruesome shit. 1111 00:48:39,240 --> 00:48:40,240 That was awesome. 1112 00:48:40,240 --> 00:48:42,320 You can actually see the move. 1113 00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:45,600 Just drag the body just a little bit and then pulled the meat up. 1114 00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:46,960 Like that was so well done. 1115 00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:47,960 It's great. 1116 00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:52,200 Uh, and then they find out that yes, he was the one with the exit code. 1117 00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:53,200 They're all trapped. 1118 00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:55,080 They only professor murder could have saved you. 1119 00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:56,080 Right. 1120 00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:59,560 So then they run the experiment again. 1121 00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:06,680 And in this experiment, they, their cards now open up and in them gives these character 1122 00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:11,200 traits such as our main boy finds out that he's gay. 1123 00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:17,560 And so now they have to consider is having a gay man worth bringing on, uh, because we 1124 00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:19,040 need to rock repopulate the earth. 1125 00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:21,440 And he makes a great point right out the gate. 1126 00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:24,000 He's like, my dick still works. 1127 00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:25,640 Like right. 1128 00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:30,680 So I mean, I could fuck, I can make people, I won't enjoy it. 1129 00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:35,640 It's going to go, but later on in the bar, he does refuse because he says it doesn't 1130 00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:37,520 feel right, which is interesting. 1131 00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:42,080 But then the other gay guy does go do one for the team, I guess, take one for the team 1132 00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:45,800 or whatever, but give one or give one for the team, I guess. 1133 00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:48,200 Um, you do bust enough for humanity. 1134 00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:49,200 You know what? 1135 00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:52,720 Since we're on bust a nut, I guess we're going to do our, we're going to do our first hypothetical 1136 00:49:52,720 --> 00:49:54,760 question real quick because it's too good. 1137 00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:58,400 Oh, I found this note that says, I'm not going to play this game with you. 1138 00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:00,280 Yeah, you, yeah, you are. 1139 00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:07,000 Would you still jack off if when you came, your semen was just one big sperm and afterwards 1140 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:10,960 you had to fight it? 1141 00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:12,220 I found that on Reddit. 1142 00:50:12,220 --> 00:50:18,520 We got a few more about the rest of the show, but, uh, would you still jerk off if your 1143 00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:24,400 jerk is just this fucking monster sperm comes out, you immediately have to fucking beat 1144 00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:25,400 it to death. 1145 00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:26,400 Like one of those cartoon, cartoon ghosts. 1146 00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:27,400 Yeah. 1147 00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:30,760 I was thinking, just in my mind, I'm thinking of like a little, like a super Mario ghost 1148 00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:31,760 comes out of your dick. 1149 00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:33,160 What does it do to me if it wins? 1150 00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:36,560 Cause usually I like to take a nice nap, but I'll tell you what happens. 1151 00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:37,560 You're pregnant. 1152 00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:38,560 No, no, no, no, you're not pregnant. 1153 00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:39,560 I like that. 1154 00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:42,400 No, no, you, it gives you a, it gives you a facial. 1155 00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:47,600 If you can't beat it, like if it wins, it's covering your face. 1156 00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:48,600 How big is it? 1157 00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:49,600 How big is it? 1158 00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:50,600 A human size? 1159 00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:51,600 Oh, it's the size. 1160 00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:53,400 It's your size of your head. 1161 00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:57,840 That is now in my mind, the Pac-Man ghost killing move. 1162 00:50:57,840 --> 00:50:59,240 Yeah. 1163 00:50:59,240 --> 00:51:03,800 You basically, you basically have to kill the sperm before it gives you a facial. 1164 00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:04,880 Okay. 1165 00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:06,280 Would you still jerk off though? 1166 00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:09,040 Well, I'll definitely pick my moments. 1167 00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:13,480 Like, Hey guys, I haven't seen Austin in a while. 1168 00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:15,880 Did you see a blaze sperm coming through? 1169 00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:18,480 Why is he in the corner jacking off into a safe? 1170 00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:20,760 We're gonna slam the door. 1171 00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:24,480 It's like you're a teenager and your, your mom's in the next room. 1172 00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:28,480 She just hears, she just hears like she thinks his porn noise. 1173 00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:29,480 She's like, no. 1174 00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:33,080 And then the next thing she hears, you just beat the shit out of some fucking sperm. 1175 00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:34,640 Not today motherfuckers. 1176 00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:39,080 Austin's spending a lot of time in that airlock. 1177 00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:41,120 He goes in there about three times a day. 1178 00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:44,080 He's always so relaxed afterwards. 1179 00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:45,440 You've been watching aliens a lot. 1180 00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:46,440 And sweaty. 1181 00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:49,240 And sweaty afterwards. 1182 00:51:49,240 --> 00:51:52,360 So that was that one. 1183 00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:56,400 What if you fuck a lady though in that hypothetical? 1184 00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:57,800 No, just when you jerk off. 1185 00:51:57,800 --> 00:51:58,800 Oh. 1186 00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:00,760 Just when you jerk off. 1187 00:52:00,760 --> 00:52:01,760 So you can fuck regularly. 1188 00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:03,960 I guess that would be the goal. 1189 00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:09,080 So they make different choices this time. 1190 00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:10,400 They change out a few people. 1191 00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:11,720 They swap a few people. 1192 00:52:11,720 --> 00:52:14,400 Well, except professor still hates poets. 1193 00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:15,400 That was great. 1194 00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:16,400 Yeah. 1195 00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:17,400 He still hates poets. 1196 00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:18,400 I love that. 1197 00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:19,800 He just shoots him in the head. 1198 00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:20,800 I'm a poet. 1199 00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:21,800 Baaah! 1200 00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:22,800 Shots him in the head. 1201 00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:23,800 No, that's useless. 1202 00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:24,800 That was great. 1203 00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:27,240 I wish they had a bigger payoff at the end or something. 1204 00:52:27,240 --> 00:52:32,640 Because I don't think it really had a final third. 1205 00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:36,520 The last part is I'm a poet and then he reads his characteristic or whatever. 1206 00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:38,240 He kills him before he did, I thought. 1207 00:52:38,240 --> 00:52:39,240 No, no, no. 1208 00:52:39,240 --> 00:52:40,680 The last one he gets to read his... 1209 00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:41,680 What was his character? 1210 00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:42,680 I forgot. 1211 00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:44,520 It was something like... 1212 00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:46,680 He's a genius. 1213 00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:49,400 No, damn, I forgot what it was. 1214 00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:52,320 But he got to read it at the end when the chick was picking her team. 1215 00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:53,320 Yeah. 1216 00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:54,320 So... 1217 00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:57,840 He should have figured out that in the end when she takes over, he just tells the professor 1218 00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:00,840 that he's a poet. 1219 00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:01,840 That would have been a good payoff. 1220 00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:02,840 You're a poet. 1221 00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:04,880 Oh, remember that poem you wrote me? 1222 00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:05,880 Yeah. 1223 00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:06,880 So they... 1224 00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:07,880 They ate the turtles, right? 1225 00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:08,880 They were eating the turtles. 1226 00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:09,880 Yeah, they definitely ate the turtles. 1227 00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:10,880 And they also ate their homie. 1228 00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:11,880 They cannibalized him. 1229 00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:12,880 Yeah, they ate the guy. 1230 00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:13,880 There was another guy that was like, you know, he's a man. 1231 00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:18,280 He was sick or not, or he didn't know if he was sick or not. 1232 00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:21,280 He was in contact with somebody who was sick. 1233 00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:22,280 Was it the Ebola doctor? 1234 00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:23,280 Yeah, something like that. 1235 00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:24,280 And I was like, oh no, Schrodinger's AIDS. 1236 00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:29,280 Schrodinger's Ebola virus for that one chick was one of the things that they had to consider. 1237 00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:32,560 Because she didn't make it back in because of that. 1238 00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:33,560 So she's a doctor. 1239 00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:34,560 She's a doctor. 1240 00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:35,560 She's a doctor. 1241 00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:36,560 She's a doctor. 1242 00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:37,560 She's a doctor. 1243 00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:38,560 She's a doctor. 1244 00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:39,560 She's a doctor. 1245 00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:40,560 She's a doctor. 1246 00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:41,560 She's a doctor. 1247 00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:42,560 She's a doctor. 1248 00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:43,560 She's a doctor. 1249 00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:49,120 She's a doctor that got exposed to Ebola, potentially might have it. 1250 00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:50,720 So they do switch around. 1251 00:53:50,720 --> 00:53:53,040 They do bring the professor in. 1252 00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:55,120 And he does prove to have the code. 1253 00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:56,440 And he lets them out. 1254 00:53:56,440 --> 00:54:01,200 And the code was 73872. 1255 00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:07,540 And that, it spells out Petra, which is the girl's name. 1256 00:54:07,540 --> 00:54:12,560 So it's one of those little Easter eggs. 1257 00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:13,800 She's the underage girl. 1258 00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:15,800 He's banging your head. 1259 00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:16,800 Yeah. 1260 00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:17,800 Yeah. 1261 00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:18,800 I don't remember. 1262 00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:19,800 It's okay. 1263 00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:21,200 They balance out the pedophilia with the gay sex scene. 1264 00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:22,200 So I think, you know. 1265 00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:23,200 Yeah. 1266 00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:24,200 Oh yeah. 1267 00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:26,400 That was a, look, as far as like no dick, gay sex. 1268 00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:27,400 You know what? 1269 00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:29,400 I haven't done an award in a while for nudity. 1270 00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:30,400 No dick, gay sex. 1271 00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:31,400 How does that work? 1272 00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:32,400 No, no, no. 1273 00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:35,800 I'm talking about where you don't see the dick, but you still see them fucking. 1274 00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:36,800 A la. 1275 00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:38,560 Missionary style somehow. 1276 00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:41,760 Brokeback Mountain or, you know, like the way they film it. 1277 00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:46,520 I don't often give out, I haven't given out a nudity award in a while, but I'm going to 1278 00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:52,880 say after the dark has some of the best gay sex scenes I've seen in a movie. 1279 00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:54,360 It is Pride Month. 1280 00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:55,360 Yeah. 1281 00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:56,360 It is Pride Month. 1282 00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:58,160 But no, honestly, I watched it. 1283 00:54:58,160 --> 00:55:00,320 I was like, those two guys look happy. 1284 00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:03,080 They look like they're having a good time. 1285 00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:04,560 Don't ruin their good time. 1286 00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:06,640 Don't make him do a woman. 1287 00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:07,640 Right. 1288 00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:08,640 That's not right. 1289 00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:09,640 It didn't feel right. 1290 00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:10,640 Yeah. 1291 00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:15,680 I mean, you know, when you guys are quiet, after I say something like that, it really 1292 00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:18,600 is going to not sell it the way that I need this to be sold. 1293 00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:21,560 Like, like any amount of fucking anything would help. 1294 00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:24,480 But I can't just say like, oh, that was some great gay sex. 1295 00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:30,280 And then you guys all just fucking silently let me fucking hang myself over. 1296 00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:31,680 Let you have your moment. 1297 00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:34,880 Let's move on from the case. 1298 00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:41,160 Well, I was going to say, like, but even like the like the gay sex felt more comfortable 1299 00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:44,040 than the like the normal sex. 1300 00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:45,040 Yeah, that's the thing. 1301 00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:46,040 Male, female sex. 1302 00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:48,600 You see the two dudes fucking and it was cool. 1303 00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:50,560 That felt awkward and uncomfortable. 1304 00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:51,560 Very uncomfortable. 1305 00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:52,560 Yeah. 1306 00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:59,080 The teacher when the teacher literally at gunpoint in a mental exercise forces himself on one 1307 00:55:59,080 --> 00:56:01,080 of his students. 1308 00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:02,320 Holy shit. 1309 00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:03,320 The super smart one. 1310 00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:08,400 She's my favorite, by the way, the soldier chick with the the soldier chick with the two. 1311 00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:09,400 Wait, what? 1312 00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:13,280 OK, listen, before that, let's address this at the top. 1313 00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:16,520 Mike called me a pedophile for recommending a movie. 1314 00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:22,360 I forgot had a scene where a teacher looks up with this whole point of this movie. 1315 00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:25,960 And at the time, I thought it was college because everyone thought it was college until 1316 00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:30,920 the end when he's like, all right, good luck in college, because it's this like open ended 1317 00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:32,880 college looking, you know, whatever. 1318 00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:34,680 OK, I liked American Beauty. 1319 00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:35,680 Does that make me one? 1320 00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:36,680 Yeah. 1321 00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:37,680 Does that make him one? 1322 00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:39,840 You actually see the high school titties in that one. 1323 00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:41,080 Does that make you upset? 1324 00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:46,000 In fact, American Beauty, you pervert, actually, now that we're getting into it, has Thor a 1325 00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:50,600 birch at 17 showing her 17 year old titties in that movie. 1326 00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:53,400 Her parents had to be on set with her. 1327 00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:54,400 That's one of the few. 1328 00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:55,840 But of course, it's a Kevin Spacey movie. 1329 00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:58,640 You know, there's going to be some fucking child pornography. 1330 00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:00,040 Like it's a that's what he's into. 1331 00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:01,040 Right. 1332 00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:02,040 That's what he does. 1333 00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:06,520 You know, I read that in a or saw it in a behind the scenes thing, whatever. 1334 00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:08,640 That's definitely a 17 year old Thor birch. 1335 00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:11,440 I did not know that that I've never seen American. 1336 00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:12,680 OK, back to the rapes. 1337 00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:13,680 I will not. 1338 00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:18,640 But I just want to focus back on before that part, because remember, that was his response 1339 00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:23,280 to well, I love American Beauty and that doesn't make me some fucking weirdos. 1340 00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:24,760 What you did say moments ago. 1341 00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:28,200 Apparently, it does make you some weirdo, according to Mike and Mike's fan. 1342 00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:29,200 Not me. 1343 00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:30,200 I didn't even know about it. 1344 00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:31,200 That would be Andy. 1345 00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:32,200 That was after me. 1346 00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:33,200 That was Andy. 1347 00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:34,200 Not me. 1348 00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:35,200 Oh, my God. 1349 00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:36,200 That's so good. 1350 00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:37,200 All right. 1351 00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:38,200 Back back to the rape scene, though. 1352 00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:43,200 But before that was so when the mating part started coming around and then she's all mad 1353 00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:45,520 that her boyfriend had the gay sex. 1354 00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:49,880 So she just like grabs the teacher by the hand and just the teacher cucks the boyfriend. 1355 00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:50,880 Yeah. 1356 00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:51,880 Yeah. 1357 00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:55,760 And he's just like, man, we just keep trying and trying and we just can't have any kids. 1358 00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:58,840 I'm trying my ass off over here for you students. 1359 00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:01,440 I'm working so hard day and night. 1360 00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:03,440 Poor little Petra. 1361 00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:07,720 Mind fucking her day all night. 1362 00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:08,720 It's been 12 weeks. 1363 00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:09,720 Petra's boyfriend. 1364 00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:13,000 What should I do every day? 1365 00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:14,000 What's the move? 1366 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:15,000 Try to anal, try to oral. 1367 00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:17,040 Nothing's working with your girlfriend, dude. 1368 00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:19,280 What do I do with your girlfriend, Petra? 1369 00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:20,280 I don't know. 1370 00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:22,560 Because remember, you're gay, bro. 1371 00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:23,560 I mean, we can try you. 1372 00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:24,560 I don't think that would work. 1373 00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:25,560 So like, I'm going to try again. 1374 00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:30,120 There's another five minutes when I'm ready. 1375 00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:34,560 I think the best was the spy kid game at the very end. 1376 00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:35,560 That was the best scenario. 1377 00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:37,360 It was his scenario that he set up. 1378 00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:39,400 Where he just left with the six chicks. 1379 00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:41,640 What happened to me? 1380 00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:47,320 You drowned, the coconuts fell on you, killed off all the other guys. 1381 00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:48,600 I thought of that right at the beginning. 1382 00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:53,080 In the first one, I was like, I benagled my way to get the gun. 1383 00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:54,080 I killed all the men. 1384 00:58:54,080 --> 00:58:55,080 I'm like, let's go, bitches. 1385 00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:56,080 Let's go. 1386 00:58:56,080 --> 00:58:57,080 Let's go. 1387 00:58:57,080 --> 00:58:58,080 Except like two of them. 1388 00:58:58,080 --> 00:58:59,080 I don't know. 1389 00:58:59,080 --> 00:59:01,720 There's like two extra. 1390 00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:07,200 So he has the escape code and he gets depressed when she stops. 1391 00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:11,440 When he tries to force himself on that chick and they kind of rebel against him a little 1392 00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:12,440 bit. 1393 00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:13,440 He gets sad, right? 1394 00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:15,040 Isn't that what sort of drives him over the edge? 1395 00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:18,840 When he's starting to set up threesomes and group sex and trying to go, he gets pretty 1396 00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:19,840 out there. 1397 00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:21,280 She's like, I'm not doing this. 1398 00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:22,280 Don't touch me. 1399 00:59:22,280 --> 00:59:28,240 You know, then the fight breaks out and then they stab him in the ear with a pencil. 1400 00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:29,920 That's right. 1401 00:59:29,920 --> 00:59:34,500 That was probably my favorite shot of this whole movie of just him standing at the door 1402 00:59:34,500 --> 00:59:38,960 staring at file with a fire with a fucking pencil in his ear. 1403 00:59:38,960 --> 00:59:41,760 He kills them all. 1404 00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:43,720 But. 1405 00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:52,360 That Jeter, bro. 1406 00:59:52,360 --> 00:59:53,360 God damn. 1407 00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:56,360 That's why those are rare. 1408 00:59:56,360 --> 00:59:57,360 Well. 1409 00:59:57,360 --> 00:59:59,360 God damn. 1410 00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:00,960 Yeah. 1411 01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:04,140 So he kills them all. 1412 01:00:04,140 --> 01:00:07,520 And then the students say, well, then he's like, I think the students say, let's try 1413 01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:08,520 it again. 1414 01:00:08,520 --> 01:00:10,940 And so they tried again. 1415 01:00:10,940 --> 01:00:16,440 This time, the chick with the most sultry voice ever, because like she literally it 1416 01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:19,480 sounds like she's doing ASMR videos on YouTube. 1417 01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:20,480 She goes up, she's like. 1418 01:00:20,480 --> 01:00:21,480 Let me. 1419 01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:22,480 Let me. 1420 01:00:22,480 --> 01:00:23,480 Lead the class. 1421 01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:28,480 I'll pick everybody that needs to get picked. 1422 01:00:28,480 --> 01:00:33,040 And he's like, OK, fine. 1423 01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:34,040 I want to pick you. 1424 01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:40,040 Like, I'm not going to do her voice all the time, but it's very like, it's very soft. 1425 01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:47,040 And so she so she picks all the kids pretty much who didn't get picked, including the 1426 01:00:47,040 --> 01:00:48,040 gelato maker. 1427 01:00:48,040 --> 01:00:51,640 Before that, though, he finds the other trick sleeve in the box. 1428 01:00:51,640 --> 01:00:52,640 He's like, wait a minute. 1429 01:00:52,640 --> 01:00:55,160 And every single one of these, you make me gay. 1430 01:00:55,160 --> 01:00:57,840 And everyone, you fuck my girlfriend. 1431 01:00:57,840 --> 01:01:00,760 That is some Andy asked shit. 1432 01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:01,760 Oh, yes. 1433 01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:02,760 Yeah. 1434 01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:06,240 With the pics, with the pics in the ratings and. 1435 01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:07,240 Oh, you know what? 1436 01:01:07,240 --> 01:01:10,280 I like this movie, so I'm going to make it. 1437 01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:11,280 You're absolutely right. 1438 01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:18,160 I put my thumb on the scales constantly when it comes to this show. 1439 01:01:18,160 --> 01:01:21,680 Actually I found a movie on Tubi that's so good. 1440 01:01:21,680 --> 01:01:28,200 I forgot was there that I almost was like, do I pull an executive car and just do two 1441 01:01:28,200 --> 01:01:29,400 pics in a row? 1442 01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:32,120 But I thought that's that's that's a monster. 1443 01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:33,280 I didn't even consider it. 1444 01:01:33,280 --> 01:01:36,600 Don't even didn't even cross my mind once. 1445 01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:38,500 So we get to. 1446 01:01:38,500 --> 01:01:42,600 So now we get to the final scenario. 1447 01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:48,400 The professor pulls out his gun or no, he doesn't have his gun. 1448 01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:51,840 Jesus Christ. 1449 01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:54,800 So she they take his gun. 1450 01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:57,680 They give him a couple of bullets to hand it to him. 1451 01:01:57,680 --> 01:02:00,200 At gunpoint, tell him to fuck off. 1452 01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:04,120 Not every kid that wasn't picked before got picked. 1453 01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:08,720 It was a it was a mix match of like some of the kids that made it before, like her boyfriend. 1454 01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:11,840 But she wasn't going to she wasn't going to go in. 1455 01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:19,360 But she spent since Spy Kid in and Spy Kid being the spy that he is, does some fucking 1456 01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:24,000 espionage and he tricks her at the last minute and pulls her in some real James Bond shit, 1457 01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:25,200 closes the hatch. 1458 01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:26,200 They're all inside. 1459 01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:29,360 And the professor's like, you don't have the fucking escape code. 1460 01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:34,760 And the chick with the identity memory fucking had it pretty cool. 1461 01:02:34,760 --> 01:02:35,760 I like that twist. 1462 01:02:35,760 --> 01:02:36,840 I really did. 1463 01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:40,720 Because this is where I'm getting this what I was trying to get into earlier. 1464 01:02:40,720 --> 01:02:44,800 It's all kind of like a weird. 1465 01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:47,620 If you're having a thought experiment like this, is that allowed? 1466 01:02:47,620 --> 01:02:53,320 So like if the if the four of us were right now having having a thought experiment where 1467 01:02:53,320 --> 01:02:57,520 we're trying to survive the apocalypse and we already know that we're going to be in 1468 01:02:57,520 --> 01:03:04,720 this apartment and we now know that outside we can't go outside because of something that 1469 01:03:04,720 --> 01:03:05,720 kill kill myself. 1470 01:03:05,720 --> 01:03:06,720 Yeah. 1471 01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:08,480 Austin killed himself. 1472 01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:10,240 Now we have self in every thought. 1473 01:03:10,240 --> 01:03:11,240 Now we have dinner. 1474 01:03:11,240 --> 01:03:12,840 I win. 1475 01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:13,840 Now we have dinner. 1476 01:03:13,840 --> 01:03:15,920 I have other food, but we're starting with Austin. 1477 01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:17,160 We start cannibal. 1478 01:03:17,160 --> 01:03:18,480 It's all downhill from there. 1479 01:03:18,480 --> 01:03:19,480 Right. 1480 01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:22,400 If you start with the worst shit possible. 1481 01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:23,600 Everything's better. 1482 01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:25,080 Are you putting Clearmans cheese on me? 1483 01:03:25,080 --> 01:03:27,500 Oh, dude, if a wish. 1484 01:03:27,500 --> 01:03:30,080 If I had Clearmans, I would save it. 1485 01:03:30,080 --> 01:03:34,920 I'm trying to think of ways to make you not eat Clearmans. 1486 01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:38,640 How highly you speak of Clearmans and like if there's a fly in your Clearmans, do you 1487 01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:41,640 still eat it? 1488 01:03:41,640 --> 01:03:43,720 I. 1489 01:03:43,720 --> 01:03:47,360 If I see the fly land, I delicately scoop them out. 1490 01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:54,360 I'm willing to sacrifice enough Clearmans and I guess give him a Vikings death because 1491 01:03:54,360 --> 01:04:00,640 if he stays on that Clearmans after like if he sticks on there and I say and he's on there, 1492 01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:01,920 I'm going to smush him into it. 1493 01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:06,400 And I feel like that's the best the best death you could possibly have as a as any sort of 1494 01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:07,560 living being. 1495 01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:12,640 If someone could scoop you up in Clearmans and squish you immediately so that your life 1496 01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:13,640 ends. 1497 01:04:13,640 --> 01:04:17,120 And the last thing you experience, if you get infused with clear, I want to go in my 1498 01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:20,120 sleep when you want to be dumped in clear and drown. 1499 01:04:20,120 --> 01:04:26,280 If my mortal body could be infused with clear, it's the last few seconds of my life. 1500 01:04:26,280 --> 01:04:27,280 Thank you. 1501 01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:28,480 OK, here's the challenge round. 1502 01:04:28,480 --> 01:04:29,680 The world ends. 1503 01:04:29,680 --> 01:04:34,760 You've been wandering this deserted wasteland for years, just eating rats like a man, animal 1504 01:04:34,760 --> 01:04:35,760 you are. 1505 01:04:35,760 --> 01:04:36,760 Yeah. 1506 01:04:36,760 --> 01:04:37,760 And animal. 1507 01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:44,160 All you want is just some clear mints and you come across a body and it's Mike and coming 1508 01:04:44,160 --> 01:04:46,360 out of his ass is some clear mints cheese. 1509 01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:48,520 Do you eat Mike's ass for the clear mints cheese? 1510 01:04:48,520 --> 01:04:49,520 You're dying. 1511 01:04:49,520 --> 01:04:51,520 You're about to die at your last moments of life. 1512 01:04:51,520 --> 01:04:53,520 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1513 01:04:53,520 --> 01:04:56,960 I'm going to consider this as a serious question because you asked it seriously. 1514 01:04:56,960 --> 01:04:57,960 Hypothetical. 1515 01:04:57,960 --> 01:05:00,160 This is a very intelligent thought experiment, Andy. 1516 01:05:00,160 --> 01:05:02,120 This wouldn't be any worse than last week. 1517 01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:10,720 If I came across a wild Mike, his corpse was just out in the wild and coming out of his 1518 01:05:10,720 --> 01:05:15,880 asshole was who I looked to appear, smell like, and even I'll believe you taste like 1519 01:05:15,880 --> 01:05:20,240 clear mints cheese spread, no, I'm not a fucking monster. 1520 01:05:20,240 --> 01:05:28,000 Now, if someone in a post-apocalyptic situation were to come up with, like they brought me 1521 01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:33,040 to a post-apocalyptic restaurant and someone said, we found Mike out in the wild. 1522 01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:34,880 We've cut off his ass. 1523 01:05:34,880 --> 01:05:37,920 We've shoved it full of clear mints. 1524 01:05:37,920 --> 01:05:38,920 Everything's been cleaned. 1525 01:05:38,920 --> 01:05:40,480 Everything's been grilled. 1526 01:05:40,480 --> 01:05:41,880 It's all ready to go. 1527 01:05:41,880 --> 01:05:46,880 Then yeah, I would eat Michael Larson's ass full of clear mints. 1528 01:05:46,880 --> 01:05:49,480 If you just have to harvest, it has to be harvested. 1529 01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:51,680 If anyone wants to clip that, I guess. 1530 01:05:51,680 --> 01:05:59,800 But if that's the high band, it's the next clear mints ad. 1531 01:05:59,800 --> 01:06:01,360 I should put that in our trailer. 1532 01:06:01,360 --> 01:06:05,280 I saw that Spotify gives us an option to do trailers now. 1533 01:06:05,280 --> 01:06:06,280 Great. 1534 01:06:06,280 --> 01:06:08,280 Let's just start with that. 1535 01:06:08,280 --> 01:06:15,280 We're not allowed to buy it. 1536 01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:18,280 Please stop. 1537 01:06:18,280 --> 01:06:21,280 Please stop advertising. 1538 01:06:21,280 --> 01:06:25,400 We don't like it. 1539 01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:30,920 We're a family owned Christian organization. 1540 01:06:30,920 --> 01:06:35,480 I'll say you need our product at People's Ass. 1541 01:06:35,480 --> 01:06:38,480 We'll give you a constant supply, just stop talking. 1542 01:06:38,480 --> 01:06:39,480 Lifetime supply. 1543 01:06:39,480 --> 01:06:42,480 You never bring us up again. 1544 01:06:42,480 --> 01:06:45,480 An anti-sponsorship deal. 1545 01:06:45,480 --> 01:06:48,480 That's funny. 1546 01:06:48,480 --> 01:06:53,480 That's our business plan. 1547 01:06:53,480 --> 01:06:56,480 That was blackmail. 1548 01:06:56,480 --> 01:07:01,480 Every episode, just you describing a terrible way you would eat clear mints. 1549 01:07:01,480 --> 01:07:14,480 That's how good it is. 1550 01:07:14,480 --> 01:07:17,480 Brought to you by Clear Mints Cheese Spread. 1551 01:07:17,480 --> 01:07:22,480 Available at Stater Brothers in California. 1552 01:07:22,480 --> 01:07:24,480 Oh my God. 1553 01:07:24,480 --> 01:07:28,480 Back to the movie at the end of this commercial break. 1554 01:07:28,480 --> 01:07:35,480 I don't know where it says sandwich. 1555 01:07:35,480 --> 01:07:37,480 I would eat it in a mic. 1556 01:07:37,480 --> 01:07:39,480 It was him eating his sandwich. 1557 01:07:39,480 --> 01:07:44,480 It looked like at first he was at home, but it was his lunch after they left. 1558 01:07:44,480 --> 01:07:48,480 He's all sad after she's gone. 1559 01:07:48,480 --> 01:07:52,480 That last little part was interesting. 1560 01:07:52,480 --> 01:07:54,480 Did he kill himself? 1561 01:07:54,480 --> 01:07:57,480 Did he repeat the day? 1562 01:07:57,480 --> 01:07:59,480 I'm thinking about it. 1563 01:07:59,480 --> 01:08:01,480 Still a thought experiment. 1564 01:08:01,480 --> 01:08:04,480 It's a Schrodinger's ending. 1565 01:08:04,480 --> 01:08:06,480 Did he just go on with his day? 1566 01:08:06,480 --> 01:08:08,480 Did he kill himself? 1567 01:08:08,480 --> 01:08:11,480 Did whatever. 1568 01:08:11,480 --> 01:08:12,480 Maybe. 1569 01:08:12,480 --> 01:08:15,480 Is it just the director's thought experiment on us? 1570 01:08:15,480 --> 01:08:22,480 Speaking of thought experiments, though, when I went to, and this is going to be a shout out. 1571 01:08:22,480 --> 01:08:27,480 I hope it's far enough removed from the last thing I said. 1572 01:08:27,480 --> 01:08:34,480 When I was watching this, it reminded me of when I went to summer camp. 1573 01:08:34,480 --> 01:08:39,480 It was an acting theater kind of camp. 1574 01:08:39,480 --> 01:08:43,480 One of the things that was, one of the workshops was virtual theater. 1575 01:08:43,480 --> 01:08:45,480 It was kind of like this. 1576 01:08:45,480 --> 01:08:51,480 You pulled a card and it gave you an occupation and some adjectives to describe your personality. 1577 01:08:51,480 --> 01:08:53,480 Then you would just go in. 1578 01:08:53,480 --> 01:08:55,480 You can see awesome. 1579 01:08:55,480 --> 01:08:57,480 I'm still on Clearman's. 1580 01:08:57,480 --> 01:08:59,480 Season's Desist. 1581 01:08:59,480 --> 01:09:02,480 I would hang it on my wall. 1582 01:09:02,480 --> 01:09:04,480 If I got it. 1583 01:09:04,480 --> 01:09:08,480 I'm going to start wearing Clearman's t-shirts everywhere I go. 1584 01:09:08,480 --> 01:09:12,480 Anyway. 1585 01:09:12,480 --> 01:09:17,480 You would violate the Season's Desist for Clearman. 1586 01:09:17,480 --> 01:09:21,480 I'm too high. 1587 01:09:21,480 --> 01:09:27,480 Go to campbravo.org if you have a child that wants to do theater. 1588 01:09:27,480 --> 01:09:29,480 It's a great camp. 1589 01:09:29,480 --> 01:09:31,480 It shaped me as a person. 1590 01:09:31,480 --> 01:09:32,480 Well, wait. 1591 01:09:32,480 --> 01:09:37,480 I shouldn't say that because you don't want people to think that Camp Bravo turned you into me down the line. 1592 01:09:37,480 --> 01:09:38,480 After this movie. 1593 01:09:38,480 --> 01:09:40,480 The movie we just watched. 1594 01:09:40,480 --> 01:09:45,480 There's much better success stories than me out there from this camp. 1595 01:09:45,480 --> 01:09:47,480 It's a legit organization. 1596 01:09:47,480 --> 01:09:50,480 I just, you know, I made my own choices after. 1597 01:09:50,480 --> 01:09:51,480 So that's that's on me. 1598 01:09:51,480 --> 01:09:54,480 But yeah, it's really good. 1599 01:09:54,480 --> 01:09:55,480 Check it out. 1600 01:09:55,480 --> 01:10:05,480 Mike and I next week are going to be doing a camp summer camp for the city that we that we're in. 1601 01:10:05,480 --> 01:10:08,480 It's the like the citywide summer camp. 1602 01:10:08,480 --> 01:10:09,480 It's all volunteer stuff. 1603 01:10:09,480 --> 01:10:15,480 And we're doing the improv theater workshop for the two days with the kids. 1604 01:10:15,480 --> 01:10:20,480 And it's going to be a handful. 1605 01:10:20,480 --> 01:10:26,480 Who was interested in that kind of turn this off five minutes ago. 1606 01:10:26,480 --> 01:10:28,480 You should have done that first. 1607 01:10:28,480 --> 01:10:37,480 Before the recommendation record recreational camp camp is going to send you a. 1608 01:10:37,480 --> 01:10:38,480 I'm going to cut all this out. 1609 01:10:38,480 --> 01:10:39,480 I'm going to listen to this. 1610 01:10:39,480 --> 01:10:41,480 I'm going to edit the shit out of this and we'll put it in. 1611 01:10:41,480 --> 01:10:43,480 I'll just I'll add this. 1612 01:10:43,480 --> 01:10:45,480 I'll just cut this and add it in later. 1613 01:10:45,480 --> 01:10:46,480 We're OK. 1614 01:10:46,480 --> 01:10:48,480 This is about the Clearman's cheese thing. 1615 01:10:48,480 --> 01:10:49,480 That was just like what? 1616 01:10:49,480 --> 01:10:50,480 Clearman's cheese. 1617 01:10:50,480 --> 01:10:55,480 No, this is about the mac and me thing. 1618 01:10:55,480 --> 01:10:58,480 Sir, you're canceled on so many fronts. 1619 01:10:58,480 --> 01:11:00,480 Every commercial front. 1620 01:11:00,480 --> 01:11:01,480 Yeah. 1621 01:11:01,480 --> 01:11:02,480 Sorry. 1622 01:11:02,480 --> 01:11:03,480 Commercial products. 1623 01:11:03,480 --> 01:11:04,480 What? 1624 01:11:04,480 --> 01:11:06,480 One day, though, someone will give us an ad. 1625 01:11:06,480 --> 01:11:08,480 Reese's take five. 1626 01:11:08,480 --> 01:11:09,480 We don't give a fuck. 1627 01:11:09,480 --> 01:11:10,480 Go ahead. 1628 01:11:10,480 --> 01:11:11,480 Shove it up your ass. 1629 01:11:11,480 --> 01:11:13,480 We don't care. 1630 01:11:13,480 --> 01:11:18,480 I would eat a Reese's Reese's take five out of Michael Larson's cooked asshole in a post 1631 01:11:18,480 --> 01:11:24,480 apocalyptic restaurant brought to you by Andy Rice. 1632 01:11:24,480 --> 01:11:26,480 What else? 1633 01:11:26,480 --> 01:11:30,480 Clean it out with some squash soap. 1634 01:11:30,480 --> 01:11:32,480 You're just like you're sending bell ringers. 1635 01:11:32,480 --> 01:11:36,480 It's not real. 1636 01:11:36,480 --> 01:11:38,480 Take five of my hands and eat clear. 1637 01:11:38,480 --> 01:11:42,480 That's the shit I want. 1638 01:11:42,480 --> 01:11:47,480 I don't want weed smoking shit on my pocket. 1639 01:11:47,480 --> 01:11:50,480 I would smoke Dr. 1640 01:11:50,480 --> 01:11:51,480 Green Thumbs. 1641 01:11:51,480 --> 01:11:59,480 We had some sort of bonk entrapment through Michael's post apocalyptic weed shop, I guess. 1642 01:11:59,480 --> 01:12:02,480 I don't know how many ways I can phrase this. 1643 01:12:02,480 --> 01:12:03,480 Please stop. 1644 01:12:03,480 --> 01:12:15,480 Andy, Mr. Rice, please on your podcast refrain from telling people to dab clear mitch cheese. 1645 01:12:15,480 --> 01:12:16,480 Yeah. 1646 01:12:16,480 --> 01:12:21,480 So anyway, they survive. 1647 01:12:21,480 --> 01:12:22,480 He survives. 1648 01:12:22,480 --> 01:12:24,480 The nukes never hit the island that they're in. 1649 01:12:24,480 --> 01:12:27,480 That's the end of that thought experiment. 1650 01:12:27,480 --> 01:12:35,480 The one, the spy kids guy, he ends up killing off all the dudes. 1651 01:12:35,480 --> 01:12:37,480 He ends up on an island with six chicks. 1652 01:12:37,480 --> 01:12:41,480 He's got one for each day of the week and on the seventh day he rests. 1653 01:12:41,480 --> 01:12:42,480 And it's great. 1654 01:12:42,480 --> 01:12:43,480 He's super happy. 1655 01:12:43,480 --> 01:12:45,480 And good for him. 1656 01:12:45,480 --> 01:12:47,480 My dick doesn't work, but it might. 1657 01:12:47,480 --> 01:12:48,480 That's the only thing. 1658 01:12:48,480 --> 01:12:50,480 Keeping them all in, it might work. 1659 01:12:50,480 --> 01:12:51,480 It might work. 1660 01:12:51,480 --> 01:12:53,480 If I try enough. 1661 01:12:53,480 --> 01:12:58,480 Yeah, you make one generation of people and then they're all just inbred after that. 1662 01:12:58,480 --> 01:13:01,480 One in a thousand is like what he was saying. 1663 01:13:01,480 --> 01:13:04,480 If one in a thousand times works, let's try it, right? 1664 01:13:04,480 --> 01:13:07,480 I love it. 1665 01:13:07,480 --> 01:13:15,480 And then we find out that the teacher and his student were having a, his name is Eric, which I didn't like hearing. 1666 01:13:15,480 --> 01:13:17,480 I didn't like her calling him Eric. 1667 01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:18,480 It felt weird. 1668 01:13:18,480 --> 01:13:19,480 Professor Murder, yeah. 1669 01:13:19,480 --> 01:13:21,480 Yeah, Professor Murder seems better. 1670 01:13:21,480 --> 01:13:26,480 Her's going like, her going like, hey, Eric, you're being too mean or whatever. 1671 01:13:26,480 --> 01:13:29,480 Like, oh, it was uncomfortable. 1672 01:13:29,480 --> 01:13:31,480 And then he maybe kills himself, maybe doesn't. 1673 01:13:31,480 --> 01:13:32,480 Who knows? 1674 01:13:32,480 --> 01:13:33,480 And the movie ends. 1675 01:13:33,480 --> 01:13:41,480 Well, yeah, that whole part where it's like that whole really slow scene where they're like having that talk, like sitting on the porch and then they go on the wall. 1676 01:13:41,480 --> 01:13:49,480 The whole time that combined with her taking control of the whole thing, she's like talking like this the whole time. 1677 01:13:49,480 --> 01:13:53,480 I was like, am I watching an episode of Black.com right now? 1678 01:13:53,480 --> 01:13:55,480 Like that's what it seems like at the beginning of Black.com. 1679 01:13:55,480 --> 01:13:59,480 So you're saying, but she ends up being the bad guy in that scenario. 1680 01:13:59,480 --> 01:14:06,480 Oh yeah, did you find out a way to, to, to, way of the gunner, the maker into the villain this whole time? 1681 01:14:06,480 --> 01:14:08,480 I mean, she was cheating on her boyfriend. 1682 01:14:08,480 --> 01:14:09,480 No, no, she's a victim. 1683 01:14:09,480 --> 01:14:13,480 She's a high school student being preyed on by an old, by a moving group. 1684 01:14:13,480 --> 01:14:15,480 Except in the end it twisted and she was preying on him. 1685 01:14:15,480 --> 01:14:16,480 That guy wasn't so bad, though. 1686 01:14:16,480 --> 01:14:18,480 He was just doing what he had to do. 1687 01:14:18,480 --> 01:14:19,480 She had to fuck that guy. 1688 01:14:19,480 --> 01:14:21,480 It was part of the thought experiment. 1689 01:14:21,480 --> 01:14:25,480 And then she fucks his teacher for 10 weeks in front of him. 1690 01:14:25,480 --> 01:14:27,480 So she's the bad guy. 1691 01:14:27,480 --> 01:14:28,480 Hypothetically. 1692 01:14:28,480 --> 01:14:34,480 I don't know how you could even clear define a villain, a villainous woman in a movie. 1693 01:14:34,480 --> 01:14:35,480 There's not very many of them. 1694 01:14:35,480 --> 01:14:36,480 Way of the gun and this. 1695 01:14:36,480 --> 01:14:37,480 That's fucked up. 1696 01:14:37,480 --> 01:14:38,480 That's fucked up. 1697 01:14:38,480 --> 01:14:44,480 She fucked her teacher for an A+, cucked her boyfriend, made him, let him make him gay. 1698 01:14:44,480 --> 01:14:47,480 She was probably in on the whole thing. 1699 01:14:47,480 --> 01:14:49,480 She's like, first, you got to make my boyfriend gay. 1700 01:14:49,480 --> 01:14:51,480 That'll be so funny. 1701 01:14:51,480 --> 01:14:53,480 I just uninterrupted every day. 1702 01:14:53,480 --> 01:14:54,480 You know what? 1703 01:14:54,480 --> 01:14:56,480 He didn't answer my phone the other day, Eric. 1704 01:14:56,480 --> 01:14:58,480 So let's make him gay. 1705 01:14:58,480 --> 01:15:00,480 Let's make him fuck that other gay dude. 1706 01:15:00,480 --> 01:15:03,480 You're going to fuck me for 10 weeks in front of him? 1707 01:15:03,480 --> 01:15:04,480 And he's just like, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1708 01:15:04,480 --> 01:15:06,480 I've got this idea for a box. 1709 01:15:06,480 --> 01:15:07,480 Me too. 1710 01:15:07,480 --> 01:15:10,480 No, one that we could trick people with, with papers. 1711 01:15:10,480 --> 01:15:11,480 Yeah. 1712 01:15:11,480 --> 01:15:13,480 He's like, oh, OK, let's talk about it. 1713 01:15:13,480 --> 01:15:16,480 She's a genius. 1714 01:15:16,480 --> 01:15:18,480 Yeah, she is. 1715 01:15:18,480 --> 01:15:22,480 Kissed him with her cock breath and then left and then the movie ends. 1716 01:15:22,480 --> 01:15:24,480 That's why he killed himself. 1717 01:15:24,480 --> 01:15:25,480 Cock breath. 1718 01:15:25,480 --> 01:15:27,480 That's the last scene where she wants him to kiss him. 1719 01:15:27,480 --> 01:15:29,480 Cock breath. 1720 01:15:29,480 --> 01:15:31,480 Yeah, fuck, dude. 1721 01:15:31,480 --> 01:15:32,480 And then it ends. 1722 01:15:32,480 --> 01:15:33,480 The villain. 1723 01:15:33,480 --> 01:15:36,480 All who think she's the villain say aye. 1724 01:15:36,480 --> 01:15:37,480 You win. 1725 01:15:37,480 --> 01:15:38,480 You won that argument. 1726 01:15:38,480 --> 01:15:39,480 She's also a victim, though. 1727 01:15:39,480 --> 01:15:40,480 We have to address that. 1728 01:15:40,480 --> 01:15:41,480 Villain is a victim. 1729 01:15:41,480 --> 01:15:42,480 More villain than victim. 1730 01:15:42,480 --> 01:15:44,480 I feel terrible. 1731 01:15:44,480 --> 01:15:46,480 You got all the dicks you wanted. 1732 01:15:46,480 --> 01:15:47,480 What do you mean? 1733 01:15:47,480 --> 01:15:48,480 This is the most cancel. 1734 01:15:48,480 --> 01:15:50,480 I can't think this is going to be the most canceled. 1735 01:15:50,480 --> 01:15:51,480 Plus, she's not a victim. 1736 01:15:51,480 --> 01:15:53,480 I was going into this thing. 1737 01:15:53,480 --> 01:15:58,480 I had high hopes for setting a new like PG 13 standard. 1738 01:15:58,480 --> 01:16:03,480 This is the worst fucking shit we've ever recorded. 1739 01:16:03,480 --> 01:16:05,480 God damn it. 1740 01:16:05,480 --> 01:16:06,480 OK, well, fuck it. 1741 01:16:06,480 --> 01:16:11,480 Let's just let's rate this thing and then get into some hypotheticals. 1742 01:16:11,480 --> 01:16:14,480 So let's just say that the scale, ladies and gentlemen, 1743 01:16:14,480 --> 01:16:19,480 because we're fucking idiots over here, goes from B to F. 1744 01:16:19,480 --> 01:16:20,480 B being our highest. 1745 01:16:20,480 --> 01:16:22,480 You could go B. 1746 01:16:22,480 --> 01:16:23,480 What? 1747 01:16:23,480 --> 01:16:24,480 W is the level. 1748 01:16:24,480 --> 01:16:25,480 Oh, yeah, no. 1749 01:16:25,480 --> 01:16:27,480 And then we have this extra thing, extra W, 1750 01:16:27,480 --> 01:16:29,480 which is a waste of fucking time. 1751 01:16:29,480 --> 01:16:30,480 Don't watch it. 1752 01:16:30,480 --> 01:16:33,480 We invented a new level of hell to put movies in 1753 01:16:33,480 --> 01:16:36,480 because we hate them so fucking much. 1754 01:16:36,480 --> 01:16:38,480 It takes a lot to make a movie. 1755 01:16:38,480 --> 01:16:42,480 It's a real fucking musical to turn Austin into a W person. 1756 01:16:42,480 --> 01:16:44,480 I'll tell you that. 1757 01:16:44,480 --> 01:16:45,480 I don't give many. 1758 01:16:45,480 --> 01:16:48,480 I have every rating I've ever given. 1759 01:16:48,480 --> 01:16:50,480 I think I'm going back to Guns of Kimbo. 1760 01:16:50,480 --> 01:16:52,480 I think I've only given one W, actually. 1761 01:16:52,480 --> 01:16:59,480 Well, so, Austin, let's all start with Brennan. 1762 01:16:59,480 --> 01:17:02,480 This is my first W. 1763 01:17:02,480 --> 01:17:03,480 Yeah. 1764 01:17:03,480 --> 01:17:05,480 OK, wait, you've been quiet over here. 1765 01:17:05,480 --> 01:17:06,480 I'm going to break it down. 1766 01:17:06,480 --> 01:17:08,480 You know what? 1767 01:17:08,480 --> 01:17:10,480 After what you put us through, you don't get to give a W. 1768 01:17:10,480 --> 01:17:12,480 You get to skip a W. 1769 01:17:12,480 --> 01:17:14,480 No, Brennan, tell us why. 1770 01:17:14,480 --> 01:17:15,480 So. 1771 01:17:15,480 --> 01:17:17,480 In the mic. 1772 01:17:17,480 --> 01:17:19,480 It was very slow. 1773 01:17:19,480 --> 01:17:21,480 First tell us, what did you give Repo? 1774 01:17:21,480 --> 01:17:24,480 I gave it a C or a D, C or D. 1775 01:17:24,480 --> 01:17:25,480 I don't remember. 1776 01:17:25,480 --> 01:17:26,480 I think it was a C. 1777 01:17:26,480 --> 01:17:28,480 All right, all right, go on. 1778 01:17:28,480 --> 01:17:30,480 This movie was a death. 1779 01:17:30,480 --> 01:17:32,480 It was very slow, very boring. 1780 01:17:32,480 --> 01:17:34,480 This is the movie I should have fell asleep through. 1781 01:17:34,480 --> 01:17:38,480 Like, the ending was just like, OK, just all of it. 1782 01:17:38,480 --> 01:17:40,480 It was just, it was boring. 1783 01:17:40,480 --> 01:17:42,480 No, it was all, there was. 1784 01:17:42,480 --> 01:17:44,480 Wait, so you're saying you didn't fall asleep through it? 1785 01:17:44,480 --> 01:17:45,480 And you should have? 1786 01:17:45,480 --> 01:17:46,480 I should have. 1787 01:17:46,480 --> 01:17:47,480 This is the one that kept him awake. 1788 01:17:47,480 --> 01:17:49,480 Yeah, this is, like, I just, I had to see. 1789 01:17:49,480 --> 01:17:51,480 I was like, OK, this has to go somewhere. 1790 01:17:51,480 --> 01:17:53,480 Like, this has to do something. 1791 01:17:53,480 --> 01:17:54,480 No, it doesn't. 1792 01:17:54,480 --> 01:17:55,480 It doesn't. 1793 01:17:55,480 --> 01:17:59,480 It, the whole time through, you're like, the teacher's fucking the girl. 1794 01:17:59,480 --> 01:18:01,480 Like, you're like, that's all it is. 1795 01:18:01,480 --> 01:18:02,480 He's a creep for her. 1796 01:18:02,480 --> 01:18:04,480 And it's just kind of a weird thought experiment. 1797 01:18:04,480 --> 01:18:09,480 Like, I remember at the point when, like, I was watching with my wife a lot of it, 1798 01:18:09,480 --> 01:18:15,480 just talking about it with her, it was just awful. 1799 01:18:15,480 --> 01:18:16,480 But, uh. 1800 01:18:16,480 --> 01:18:18,480 You didn't like any of the thought experiments? 1801 01:18:18,480 --> 01:18:25,480 I mean, some of them were interesting, but it was just, it kind of just felt like I picked up a philosophy book and read the book and now I'm making a movie. 1802 01:18:25,480 --> 01:18:27,480 OK, that's not, that's not wrong. 1803 01:18:27,480 --> 01:18:29,480 It felt very pretentious. 1804 01:18:29,480 --> 01:18:31,480 It felt very just over the top. 1805 01:18:31,480 --> 01:18:35,480 It felt like a student film for most of it. 1806 01:18:35,480 --> 01:18:41,480 Yeah, I like at the point when she starts setting up the people in the bunker, like the last scenario, I was like, all right, cool. 1807 01:18:41,480 --> 01:18:42,480 This is like wrapping up. 1808 01:18:42,480 --> 01:18:43,480 I got positive for a second. 1809 01:18:43,480 --> 01:18:46,480 There was like 35 minutes. 1810 01:18:46,480 --> 01:18:48,480 Because you needed to get all the romance stuff at the end. 1811 01:18:48,480 --> 01:18:49,480 Yeah, it's just like, fuck. 1812 01:18:49,480 --> 01:18:50,480 The break up. 1813 01:18:50,480 --> 01:18:51,480 Really? 1814 01:18:51,480 --> 01:18:52,480 Like, this felt like the end. 1815 01:18:52,480 --> 01:18:58,480 You know, the break up between the teacher and the student at the end of the movie you were watching about the post-apocalyptic mind shift. 1816 01:18:58,480 --> 01:19:01,480 It was actually about her being the villain. 1817 01:19:01,480 --> 01:19:02,480 She's like a bad guy. 1818 01:19:02,480 --> 01:19:08,480 The whole time I was like, Andy, this is this is this is your love for the past X. 1819 01:19:08,480 --> 01:19:10,480 This is why you like this movie. 1820 01:19:10,480 --> 01:19:11,480 This is awful. 1821 01:19:11,480 --> 01:19:15,480 What do you mean by this is OK, you both said that some chick must have made it. 1822 01:19:15,480 --> 01:19:16,480 Me like this movie. 1823 01:19:16,480 --> 01:19:17,480 Yes. 1824 01:19:17,480 --> 01:19:18,480 All three of you. 1825 01:19:18,480 --> 01:19:19,480 Why do you say that? 1826 01:19:19,480 --> 01:19:20,480 Here's what I think. 1827 01:19:20,480 --> 01:19:23,480 Like some chick wanted you were at the at the you're at the video store, right? 1828 01:19:23,480 --> 01:19:24,480 You're with a girl. 1829 01:19:24,480 --> 01:19:25,480 Yeah. 1830 01:19:25,480 --> 01:19:26,480 Twenty thirteen. 1831 01:19:26,480 --> 01:19:27,480 You're with a girl. 1832 01:19:27,480 --> 01:19:29,480 You're in the store and she's like, well, that looks cool. 1833 01:19:29,480 --> 01:19:33,480 It's so you probably bought two movies that night. 1834 01:19:33,480 --> 01:19:34,480 One for you and one for her. 1835 01:19:34,480 --> 01:19:35,480 And this was the house. 1836 01:19:35,480 --> 01:19:36,480 Yeah. 1837 01:19:36,480 --> 01:19:37,480 OK. 1838 01:19:37,480 --> 01:19:39,480 And the other one was your favorite movie of all time. 1839 01:19:39,480 --> 01:19:41,480 You're butterfly effect. 1840 01:19:41,480 --> 01:19:42,480 OK. 1841 01:19:42,480 --> 01:19:43,480 You're favorite. 1842 01:19:43,480 --> 01:19:46,480 Let's say the first your first Marvel experience. 1843 01:19:46,480 --> 01:19:48,480 Yes. 1844 01:19:48,480 --> 01:19:49,480 Yeah. 1845 01:19:49,480 --> 01:19:50,480 Or your Marvel. 1846 01:19:50,480 --> 01:19:51,480 I'm in it now. 1847 01:19:51,480 --> 01:19:52,480 All right. 1848 01:19:52,480 --> 01:19:53,480 No, no, no, no. 1849 01:19:53,480 --> 01:19:54,480 Paint me a picture, Mike. 1850 01:19:54,480 --> 01:19:55,480 It's twenty thirteen. 1851 01:19:55,480 --> 01:19:56,480 Yes. 1852 01:19:56,480 --> 01:19:57,480 Get Lucky's on the air. 1853 01:19:57,480 --> 01:19:58,480 That punk. 1854 01:19:58,480 --> 01:20:01,480 I'm listening to the random access memory album. 1855 01:20:01,480 --> 01:20:03,480 My girlfriend hates it. 1856 01:20:03,480 --> 01:20:05,480 We go to Blockbuster. 1857 01:20:05,480 --> 01:20:06,480 She gets After the Dark. 1858 01:20:06,480 --> 01:20:08,480 Brand new straight to DVD. 1859 01:20:08,480 --> 01:20:11,480 The Philosophers and I grab Butterfly Effect. 1860 01:20:11,480 --> 01:20:12,480 What are we? 1861 01:20:12,480 --> 01:20:13,480 What? 1862 01:20:13,480 --> 01:20:14,480 What? 1863 01:20:14,480 --> 01:20:15,480 What are you thinking? 1864 01:20:15,480 --> 01:20:16,480 I'm grab. 1865 01:20:16,480 --> 01:20:17,480 OK, it doesn't matter. 1866 01:20:17,480 --> 01:20:18,480 Wait, what did you have locked in? 1867 01:20:18,480 --> 01:20:19,480 Why is Butterfly Effect not on the table? 1868 01:20:19,480 --> 01:20:20,480 It could be a Marvel movie. 1869 01:20:20,480 --> 01:20:21,480 It's just not what I want. 1870 01:20:21,480 --> 01:20:25,480 Why are you shitting on my hypothetical answers to your hypothetical situation? 1871 01:20:25,480 --> 01:20:26,480 Are you allowed? 1872 01:20:26,480 --> 01:20:27,480 Are you the? 1873 01:20:27,480 --> 01:20:28,480 What is this? 1874 01:20:28,480 --> 01:20:29,480 OK, yeah, it was Butterfly Effect. 1875 01:20:29,480 --> 01:20:30,480 Mother. 1876 01:20:30,480 --> 01:20:31,480 Yeah, I rented it for the 13th. 1877 01:20:31,480 --> 01:20:32,480 I'm not going to buy it. 1878 01:20:32,480 --> 01:20:33,480 I like rent first night. 1879 01:20:33,480 --> 01:20:34,480 You got late after this movie. 1880 01:20:34,480 --> 01:20:35,480 I have one after Mike's done. 1881 01:20:35,480 --> 01:20:36,480 It's your first time you got late. 1882 01:20:36,480 --> 01:20:37,480 So your memories of this movie are only that it worked. 1883 01:20:37,480 --> 01:20:38,480 That's it. 1884 01:20:38,480 --> 01:20:39,480 I got you. 1885 01:20:39,480 --> 01:20:40,480 And there's no because there is no. 1886 01:20:40,480 --> 01:20:41,480 You have to. 1887 01:20:41,480 --> 01:20:42,480 You have to. 1888 01:20:42,480 --> 01:20:43,480 You have to. 1889 01:20:43,480 --> 01:20:44,480 You have to. 1890 01:20:44,480 --> 01:20:45,480 You have to. 1891 01:20:45,480 --> 01:20:46,480 You have to. 1892 01:20:46,480 --> 01:20:47,480 You have to. 1893 01:20:47,480 --> 01:20:48,480 You have to. 1894 01:20:48,480 --> 01:20:49,480 You have to. 1895 01:20:49,480 --> 01:20:50,480 You have to. 1896 01:20:50,480 --> 01:20:51,480 You have to. 1897 01:20:51,480 --> 01:20:52,480 You have to. 1898 01:20:52,480 --> 01:20:53,480 You have to. 1899 01:20:53,480 --> 01:20:54,480 You have to. 1900 01:20:54,480 --> 01:20:55,480 You have to. 1901 01:20:55,480 --> 01:20:56,480 You have to. 1902 01:20:56,480 --> 01:20:57,480 You have to. 1903 01:20:57,480 --> 01:20:58,480 You have to. 1904 01:20:58,480 --> 01:20:59,480 You have to. 1905 01:20:59,480 --> 01:21:00,480 You have to. 1906 01:21:00,480 --> 01:21:01,480 You have to. 1907 01:21:01,480 --> 01:21:02,480 You know, you have to do something with that. 1908 01:21:02,480 --> 01:21:03,480 You know, you have to do something with that. 1909 01:21:03,480 --> 01:21:04,480 This is check. 1910 01:21:04,480 --> 01:21:05,480 That's where a lot of money comes into hands. 1911 01:21:05,480 --> 01:21:06,480 Say yeah. 1912 01:21:06,480 --> 01:21:07,480 It's probably being paid out. 1913 01:21:07,480 --> 01:21:08,480 It's always hanging. 1914 01:21:08,480 --> 01:21:09,480 Yeah, the shownудь keyboard on this is good. 1915 01:21:09,480 --> 01:21:10,480 No, because there is no way this movie is. 1916 01:21:10,480 --> 01:21:11,840 Listen, I I would have had I had it at W, OK? 1917 01:21:11,840 --> 01:21:14,180 I've raised it to it more, because now I'm looking at it differently because now I realized 1918 01:21:14,180 --> 01:21:17,900 that that bitch was the villain the whole time that and it changes the entire movie. 1919 01:21:17,900 --> 01:21:19,080 If you think about it, still touchy. 1920 01:21:19,080 --> 01:21:19,960 It was all set up, all right? 1921 01:21:19,960 --> 01:21:23,800 I think you changed it one 1922 01:21:21,560 --> 01:21:26,600 great two and F. I was based 1923 01:21:23,860 --> 01:21:28,100 only on Austin's story. I do 1924 01:21:26,660 --> 01:21:30,000 like that. I did like Austin's 1925 01:21:28,160 --> 01:21:31,640 story. It did make it higher in 1926 01:21:30,060 --> 01:21:33,140 my opinion. I will say this 1927 01:21:31,700 --> 01:21:34,840 though. Let me let me defend 1928 01:21:33,200 --> 01:21:36,140 myself for just a moment. So, 1929 01:21:34,900 --> 01:21:37,880 I feel like you guys are 1930 01:21:36,200 --> 01:21:39,480 attacking me for recommending 1931 01:21:37,940 --> 01:21:40,980 this movie. No, just the movie. 1932 01:21:39,540 --> 01:21:42,380 Just the movie. Because I 1933 01:21:41,040 --> 01:21:43,680 watched it. I think it's great 1934 01:21:42,440 --> 01:21:44,880 for the part. I watched it 10 1935 01:21:43,740 --> 01:21:46,180 years ago. Not a good movie. 1936 01:21:44,940 --> 01:21:47,380 We're attacking your 1937 01:21:46,240 --> 01:21:48,960 hypothetical reason for picking 1938 01:21:48,960 --> 01:21:51,820 this movie. I mean, it's a 1939 01:21:49,980 --> 01:21:53,120 movie with with with love or 1940 01:21:51,880 --> 01:21:54,020 girl. Mine's a little different. 1941 01:21:53,180 --> 01:21:54,960 Mine's a little different. Okay. 1942 01:21:54,080 --> 01:21:56,320 It's like, I think it's a 1943 01:21:55,020 --> 01:21:57,960 little more recent. You know, 1944 01:21:56,400 --> 01:21:59,320 like, maybe a week ago, you 1945 01:21:58,020 --> 01:22:02,760 know, okay, a week ago, Andy's 1946 01:21:59,400 --> 01:22:04,860 at his camp thing and there's 1947 01:22:02,840 --> 01:22:06,240 this girl there and they get, 1948 01:22:04,940 --> 01:22:07,640 they hit it off and you know, 1949 01:22:06,300 --> 01:22:08,740 she's not like smoking hot but 1950 01:22:07,700 --> 01:22:10,200 like, kind of like, if she took 1951 01:22:08,800 --> 01:22:11,200 her glasses off, she would be 1952 01:22:10,280 --> 01:22:12,440 really pretty. Like, if she's 1953 01:22:11,280 --> 01:22:13,540 all that. And they're talking, 1954 01:22:12,500 --> 01:22:14,780 you know, he gives her a few 1955 01:22:13,600 --> 01:22:17,320 Reese's take fives while he's 1956 01:22:17,320 --> 01:22:21,560 talking to her. She's one of 1957 01:22:19,820 --> 01:22:22,760 the teachers? She's one of the 1958 01:22:21,620 --> 01:22:24,760 students. What the **** and she's 1959 01:22:22,820 --> 01:22:26,260 a flute player. Yeah, same same 1960 01:22:24,840 --> 01:22:27,760 age as Andy and everything and 1961 01:22:26,340 --> 01:22:29,640 okay. You know, he's he gives 1962 01:22:27,840 --> 01:22:31,440 her a take five. Reese's take 1963 01:22:29,700 --> 01:22:32,480 five. He says, hey, you should 1964 01:22:31,500 --> 01:22:33,840 come to my comedy show. She 1965 01:22:32,540 --> 01:22:35,840 didn't make it. He calls her 1966 01:22:33,900 --> 01:22:37,140 back and he's like, hey, why 1967 01:22:35,900 --> 01:22:38,940 didn't you come to my comedy 1968 01:22:37,220 --> 01:22:40,520 show? And she says, sorry, you 1969 01:22:39,020 --> 01:22:42,320 know, I'm doing this thing for 1970 01:22:40,580 --> 01:22:43,580 school. Let me make it up to 1971 01:22:42,380 --> 01:22:44,880 you. Let's let's go to your 1972 01:22:43,660 --> 01:22:46,260 place and watch a movie. Andy's 1973 01:22:46,260 --> 01:22:49,360 like, I'm going to go to his 1974 01:22:47,620 --> 01:22:51,320 kitchen and he makes some of his 1975 01:22:49,420 --> 01:22:52,760 uh Clearman's cheese bread. 1976 01:22:51,400 --> 01:22:54,260 He's like, oh man, that's stuff 1977 01:22:52,820 --> 01:22:57,660 the stuff I would do for some 1978 01:22:54,320 --> 01:22:59,660 of this. Yeah. She she eats it 1979 01:22:57,740 --> 01:23:00,600 and they watch the movie 1980 01:22:59,740 --> 01:23:02,240 together. She's like, this is 1981 01:23:00,660 --> 01:23:04,940 my favorite movie ever. It's 1982 01:23:02,300 --> 01:23:06,740 called After the Dark and they 1983 01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:10,180 watched the movie. She doesn't 1984 01:23:06,800 --> 01:23:10,180 **** him. She leaves. 1985 01:23:10,180 --> 01:23:15,160 I'm like, I'm going to be a 1986 01:23:11,380 --> 01:23:17,060 gay for 10 weeks and then I show 1987 01:23:15,220 --> 01:23:18,620 up on the podcast and I'm like, 1988 01:23:17,120 --> 01:23:22,060 my professor says that you're 1989 01:23:18,700 --> 01:23:24,300 gay now, Andy. So, you think I 1990 01:23:22,120 --> 01:23:26,900 chose this movie because my 1991 01:23:24,360 --> 01:23:29,100 life closely parallels that of 1992 01:23:26,960 --> 01:23:31,100 the the the main character boy. 1993 01:23:29,160 --> 01:23:33,100 Yes. Which is, I mean, yeah, I 1994 01:23:31,180 --> 01:23:34,100 I, you, I'm surprised you all 1995 01:23:33,180 --> 01:23:35,980 didn't **** because I've been 1996 01:23:34,180 --> 01:23:40,020 talking to you guys for weeks 1997 01:23:40,020 --> 01:23:46,860 now. The girl is sleeping with 1998 01:23:44,020 --> 01:23:49,260 her. I kind of pulled that all 1999 01:23:46,920 --> 01:23:50,960 out of my **** like which if it 2000 01:23:49,340 --> 01:23:53,040 was cooked, if it was cooked 2001 01:23:51,040 --> 01:23:54,640 and cleaned out and full of 2002 01:23:53,100 --> 01:23:57,900 Clearman's cheese spread on 2003 01:23:54,700 --> 01:23:58,940 Mike's **** Clearman's cheese. 2004 01:23:57,980 --> 01:24:00,440 It'd be a delicacy. We all know 2005 01:23:59,000 --> 01:24:01,880 it's not real. You've been 2006 01:24:00,500 --> 01:24:04,880 writing diss tracks this whole 2007 01:24:01,940 --> 01:24:06,880 week. Yes. Uh what do you what 2008 01:24:06,880 --> 01:24:12,420 do you think? I'm like, **** 2009 01:24:09,160 --> 01:24:14,100 **** Kind of boring. Uh the 2010 01:24:12,500 --> 01:24:16,000 part where the part. Okay. 2011 01:24:14,160 --> 01:24:17,460 You started A plus. It was, it 2012 01:24:16,060 --> 01:24:19,440 started at like. Professor. It 2013 01:24:17,540 --> 01:24:21,000 started at like F minus but then 2014 01:24:19,500 --> 01:24:22,440 they showed the professor 2015 01:24:21,060 --> 01:24:23,240 decomposing over and over again. 2016 01:24:22,500 --> 01:24:25,300 I was like, yes, that's exactly 2017 01:24:23,300 --> 01:24:27,240 what I wanted. I showed the the 2018 01:24:25,380 --> 01:24:28,880 guy get to **** all six chicks. 2019 01:24:27,300 --> 01:24:30,280 Yeah, that was good. Yeah, that 2020 01:24:28,940 --> 01:24:32,820 didn't raise you from a W. No. 2021 01:24:30,340 --> 01:24:34,480 Oh, **** And then the whole 2022 01:24:32,880 --> 01:24:35,480 cuck scenario of the professor 2023 01:24:35,480 --> 01:24:40,100 getting a C minus. And then 2024 01:24:36,520 --> 01:24:43,100 you're like, I'm going to do and 2025 01:24:40,160 --> 01:24:44,300 then complain about it. And uh 2026 01:24:43,160 --> 01:24:47,000 yes, I bumped it up a little bit 2027 01:24:44,360 --> 01:24:48,740 to a C minus. Alright, well, 2028 01:24:47,060 --> 01:24:52,280 I'm I'm in the same boat as 2029 01:24:48,800 --> 01:24:55,580 Austin. I'm giving it a C. So, 2030 01:24:52,340 --> 01:24:57,840 because honestly, uh well, **** 2031 01:24:55,640 --> 01:25:01,020 I'm in C minus because you guys 2032 01:24:57,920 --> 01:25:02,420 really opened my mind to some 2033 01:25:01,080 --> 01:25:03,820 things that I didn't really 2034 01:25:03,820 --> 01:25:07,160 want to do. I'm like, I'm going 2035 01:25:05,320 --> 01:25:08,260 to do this. The more you think 2036 01:25:07,220 --> 01:25:09,760 about this movie, the worse it 2037 01:25:08,320 --> 01:25:11,260 is. Yeah, I'm comfortable. It 2038 01:25:09,820 --> 01:25:12,900 feels like it feels like a bad 2039 01:25:11,320 --> 01:25:14,260 philosophy class like like 2040 01:25:12,960 --> 01:25:15,800 that's what it feels like. No, 2041 01:25:14,340 --> 01:25:17,940 no, hold on. Wait. It feels 2042 01:25:15,860 --> 01:25:19,340 like an awesome. Well, I took 2043 01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:20,140 philosophy one on one too. Yeah, 2044 01:25:19,400 --> 01:25:21,040 we all have. That's what it 2045 01:25:20,200 --> 01:25:22,140 feels like. It feels like I 2046 01:25:21,100 --> 01:25:23,780 took philosophy one on one. The 2047 01:25:22,200 --> 01:25:25,440 one I took, what was cool with 2048 01:25:23,840 --> 01:25:27,440 my guy is he was like, here's 2049 01:25:25,500 --> 01:25:29,280 some play dough up at the front 2050 01:25:27,520 --> 01:25:30,640 and he used to have him on 2051 01:25:29,340 --> 01:25:31,680 speakerphone like on like 2052 01:25:30,720 --> 01:25:32,780 speakers around the class and 2053 01:25:32,780 --> 01:25:43,400 he had a little 2054 01:25:33,960 --> 01:25:43,940 playerphone that you can see 2055 01:25:43,460 --> 01:25:44,580 from from either side. So, he's 2056 01:25:44,000 --> 01:25:45,740 like I'm covering all bases, 2057 01:25:44,640 --> 01:25:46,700 auditory, visual, and kinetic, 2058 01:25:45,800 --> 01:25:47,880 you know, people who like, you 2059 01:25:46,760 --> 01:25:49,740 need to **** around play dough 2060 01:25:47,940 --> 01:25:50,740 while while you're listening to 2061 01:25:49,800 --> 01:25:52,100 me and if that helps you absorb 2062 01:25:50,800 --> 01:25:53,780 the information, go for it. I 2063 01:25:52,180 --> 01:25:55,320 thought, you know, hey play dough 2064 01:25:53,840 --> 01:25:56,780 and I picked it up. It just 2065 01:25:55,380 --> 01:25:58,040 distracted me the whole **** 2066 01:25:56,840 --> 01:25:58,820 time and I I probably didn't do 2067 01:25:58,120 --> 01:26:01,640 well in that class. Yeah, of 2068 01:25:58,880 --> 01:26:02,260 course. Little my buddy next to 2069 01:26:02,260 --> 01:26:04,340 Yeah, deep bus. 2070 01:26:04,340 --> 01:26:07,940 I forgot all about, I thought it was college. 2071 01:26:07,940 --> 01:26:09,660 In my mind, I remembered college. 2072 01:26:09,660 --> 01:26:11,260 It felt like, you know. 2073 01:26:11,260 --> 01:26:12,860 And it would have been an easy change to make. 2074 01:26:12,860 --> 01:26:14,620 I don't know why they even did that. 2075 01:26:14,620 --> 01:26:15,460 They all look like college students. 2076 01:26:15,460 --> 01:26:16,300 It didn't matter if they'd have been 2077 01:26:16,300 --> 01:26:17,860 in first year students in college. 2078 01:26:17,860 --> 01:26:18,700 It'd have been the same story. 2079 01:26:18,700 --> 01:26:21,380 Was there that much professor fucking gay sex? 2080 01:26:22,580 --> 01:26:24,100 Murders of poets? 2081 01:26:25,060 --> 01:26:29,140 But I actually, on a just an objective view, 2082 01:26:29,140 --> 01:26:31,100 this would be a fun philosophy class. 2083 01:26:31,100 --> 01:26:32,740 If you were just one of the other students 2084 01:26:32,740 --> 01:26:35,220 where he's like, hey, it's the last day of school. 2085 01:26:35,220 --> 01:26:37,580 We're gonna play apocalyptic bunker. 2086 01:26:37,580 --> 01:26:38,420 So here we are. 2087 01:26:38,420 --> 01:26:40,100 The actual scenario set up, yes, 2088 01:26:40,100 --> 01:26:40,940 it would be a good class. 2089 01:26:40,940 --> 01:26:44,980 However, he took it way too far for any school set. 2090 01:26:44,980 --> 01:26:45,820 Yeah, of course. 2091 01:26:45,820 --> 01:26:49,660 I was in college when I watched this. 2092 01:26:51,580 --> 01:26:53,900 And one of my classes, 2093 01:26:53,900 --> 01:26:57,540 we kind of had like a nothing to do day sort of thing. 2094 01:26:57,540 --> 01:26:59,180 And I had been talking about this, 2095 01:26:59,180 --> 01:27:00,260 about watching this movie 2096 01:27:00,260 --> 01:27:01,700 and how they did the thought experiment. 2097 01:27:01,700 --> 01:27:03,580 Everyone thought it was cool. 2098 01:27:03,580 --> 01:27:06,620 And so we did a version of this where I was like, 2099 01:27:06,620 --> 01:27:08,660 okay, I wrote down a bunch of occupations. 2100 01:27:08,660 --> 01:27:11,260 I didn't make anyone, like I didn't give anyone, 2101 01:27:12,860 --> 01:27:14,220 I didn't make it a moral thing 2102 01:27:14,220 --> 01:27:15,420 because I didn't want to cross any line. 2103 01:27:15,420 --> 01:27:17,540 So I didn't go like, hey, we're gonna exclude gay people. 2104 01:27:17,540 --> 01:27:18,380 We're gonna do whatever. 2105 01:27:18,380 --> 01:27:21,740 Instead I made like other disability, 2106 01:27:21,740 --> 01:27:24,100 like other things that would make it. 2107 01:27:24,100 --> 01:27:24,940 Yeah, something like it. 2108 01:27:24,940 --> 01:27:26,580 I have a Clearman's cheese. 2109 01:27:26,580 --> 01:27:27,620 Exactly. 2110 01:27:27,620 --> 01:27:29,420 Yeah, it's like I, Clearman's cheese spread, 2111 01:27:29,420 --> 01:27:30,260 but I'm homeless. 2112 01:27:30,260 --> 01:27:32,700 It's like you're in, you're done about, not anymore. 2113 01:27:32,700 --> 01:27:34,700 So now you just Clearman's cheese spread. 2114 01:27:36,140 --> 01:27:38,540 That's your whole thing now, buddy, you got a home. 2115 01:27:38,540 --> 01:27:40,780 I can eat your ass with this. 2116 01:27:40,780 --> 01:27:43,980 Oh, Michael, Michael, it's not, he's not dead yet. 2117 01:27:45,260 --> 01:27:47,460 But it would make cannibalism easier. 2118 01:27:47,460 --> 01:27:48,300 Clearman's. 2119 01:27:48,300 --> 01:27:49,660 I'm a movie review podcast host. 2120 01:27:49,660 --> 01:27:50,500 Yeah. 2121 01:27:50,500 --> 01:27:51,340 Pop. 2122 01:27:51,340 --> 01:27:53,020 That's your hand, Clearman's. 2123 01:27:53,020 --> 01:27:55,780 Clearman's makes cannibalism tolerable. 2124 01:27:55,780 --> 01:28:00,780 Okay, so, but yeah, no, I do think that doing mine 2125 01:28:02,780 --> 01:28:04,780 experiments like that would be a lot of fun 2126 01:28:06,220 --> 01:28:07,940 to do in like a classroom setting. 2127 01:28:07,940 --> 01:28:11,780 If it didn't, if the teacher didn't at one point 2128 01:28:11,780 --> 01:28:16,460 hold hypothetically one of the female students at gunpoint 2129 01:28:16,460 --> 01:28:19,380 to rape her, you know, like that, you know, without that, 2130 01:28:19,380 --> 01:28:20,500 it could have been a lot of fun. 2131 01:28:20,500 --> 01:28:21,340 Yeah. 2132 01:28:21,340 --> 01:28:25,180 So WF, C minus D plus, that's a tough one to grade. 2133 01:28:25,180 --> 01:28:26,020 All over the board. 2134 01:28:26,020 --> 01:28:27,420 Yeah. 2135 01:28:27,420 --> 01:28:29,780 We got some lows, we got some mids. 2136 01:28:29,780 --> 01:28:34,020 So it's, but it's, it's, it's low. 2137 01:28:34,020 --> 01:28:34,860 F plus. 2138 01:28:34,860 --> 01:28:35,700 F plus, yeah. 2139 01:28:35,700 --> 01:28:37,260 I'm thinking F plus. 2140 01:28:37,260 --> 01:28:39,020 Alrighty, so. 2141 01:28:39,020 --> 01:28:41,380 We gotta throw the notebook down on the ground, sorry. 2142 01:28:41,380 --> 01:28:42,220 Sorry. 2143 01:28:42,220 --> 01:28:44,940 We all attacked your choice. 2144 01:28:44,940 --> 01:28:47,140 Not even you, just your choice of the movie. 2145 01:28:47,140 --> 01:28:48,420 Why? 2146 01:28:48,420 --> 01:28:49,580 F, I know. 2147 01:28:49,580 --> 01:28:51,180 Hey, it's not your fault, Andy. 2148 01:28:51,180 --> 01:28:52,780 F plus. 2149 01:28:52,780 --> 01:28:55,060 That was our, we were defending you the whole time earlier. 2150 01:28:55,060 --> 01:28:56,300 It's not your fault. 2151 01:28:56,300 --> 01:28:57,780 It's that girl's fault. 2152 01:28:57,780 --> 01:28:59,500 It's not your fault. 2153 01:28:59,500 --> 01:29:00,700 It's that girl's fault. 2154 01:29:00,700 --> 01:29:01,540 It's not your fault. 2155 01:29:01,540 --> 01:29:02,500 It's not your fault. 2156 01:29:02,500 --> 01:29:04,300 It's not your fault. 2157 01:29:04,300 --> 01:29:05,380 It's not your fault. 2158 01:29:05,380 --> 01:29:07,180 It's that girl's fault. 2159 01:29:07,180 --> 01:29:09,580 You had more hypotheticals for us. 2160 01:29:09,580 --> 01:29:12,300 Wait, are we doing, are we doing goodwill hunting? 2161 01:29:12,300 --> 01:29:13,140 Yeah. 2162 01:29:13,140 --> 01:29:15,220 Okay, all right, or are we just. 2163 01:29:15,220 --> 01:29:16,740 We're just repeating, it's not your fault. 2164 01:29:16,740 --> 01:29:17,580 I know. 2165 01:29:17,580 --> 01:29:18,420 That's what. 2166 01:29:18,420 --> 01:29:19,260 That's gonna do the crying part. 2167 01:29:19,260 --> 01:29:20,500 That's the saddest. 2168 01:29:20,500 --> 01:29:21,340 That was great. 2169 01:29:21,340 --> 01:29:23,540 Oh my God, goodwill hunting, right? 2170 01:29:23,540 --> 01:29:26,780 I would love to review a movie like that, but we can't. 2171 01:29:26,780 --> 01:29:27,620 Boring, bud. 2172 01:29:27,620 --> 01:29:29,660 Can't you like all just sit here crying? 2173 01:29:29,660 --> 01:29:31,420 Oh, no, that's a great movie. 2174 01:29:32,380 --> 01:29:34,060 I got my high school teacher, 2175 01:29:34,060 --> 01:29:35,460 one of my high school math teachers 2176 01:29:35,460 --> 01:29:38,740 to play that during one of our classes. 2177 01:29:38,740 --> 01:29:41,940 Yeah, I was like, I had rented it from Blockbuster. 2178 01:29:41,940 --> 01:29:44,700 God, how many, you could probably make a clip show out of me. 2179 01:29:44,700 --> 01:29:45,780 Did you say that? 2180 01:29:45,780 --> 01:29:47,300 Did your teacher look at you differently? 2181 01:29:47,300 --> 01:29:48,740 Like, are you trying to fuck me? 2182 01:29:48,740 --> 01:29:49,580 Like. 2183 01:29:49,580 --> 01:29:50,980 No, not this one. 2184 01:29:50,980 --> 01:29:52,500 Not after the dark. 2185 01:29:52,500 --> 01:29:55,100 See, me and Mike weren't too far off with white children. 2186 01:29:55,100 --> 01:29:55,940 We're not far off. 2187 01:29:55,940 --> 01:29:58,980 Although that would have been dope. 2188 01:29:58,980 --> 01:30:02,260 That would have been dope if I tried to seduce a professor 2189 01:30:02,260 --> 01:30:03,660 by showing him this movie. 2190 01:30:07,100 --> 01:30:09,740 No, he, wait, what am I talking about now? 2191 01:30:12,460 --> 01:30:13,780 Oh, fuck, what was I saying? 2192 01:30:13,780 --> 01:30:15,140 You were defending your choice. 2193 01:30:15,140 --> 01:30:16,900 I wasn't defending my choice. 2194 01:30:16,900 --> 01:30:20,420 I was, no, goodwill hunting. 2195 01:30:20,420 --> 01:30:22,900 I had a high school math teacher 2196 01:30:22,900 --> 01:30:25,820 and he lived on the same street as me. 2197 01:30:25,820 --> 01:30:29,500 And so we were friendly enough where it's like, 2198 01:30:29,500 --> 01:30:31,340 we knew each other from the street, 2199 01:30:31,340 --> 01:30:32,580 like why wave to each other. 2200 01:30:32,580 --> 01:30:36,780 But I had told him like I'd rented goodwill hunting. 2201 01:30:36,780 --> 01:30:38,660 And I was like, oh my God, have you seen that movie? 2202 01:30:38,660 --> 01:30:39,500 He's like, no. 2203 01:30:39,500 --> 01:30:40,500 I was like, it's so good. 2204 01:30:40,500 --> 01:30:42,060 It's like really good. 2205 01:30:42,060 --> 01:30:43,380 It's one of the best I've seen. 2206 01:30:43,380 --> 01:30:45,940 And he's like, okay, he watches it. 2207 01:30:45,940 --> 01:30:47,180 And then he's like, okay, 2208 01:30:47,180 --> 01:30:49,060 I think I could show this during class. 2209 01:30:49,060 --> 01:30:51,940 And he brought it and we watched goodwill hunting. 2210 01:30:51,940 --> 01:30:54,660 And it was fucking awesome. 2211 01:30:54,660 --> 01:30:56,460 That's a much better movie than this one. 2212 01:30:56,460 --> 01:30:58,500 Recommend to a teacher to watch. 2213 01:30:58,500 --> 01:31:03,500 Yeah, I don't think there's any seducing tone vibes. 2214 01:31:05,340 --> 01:31:07,500 Andy, I don't know why you showed me this movie. 2215 01:31:07,500 --> 01:31:10,820 It's like the student's fucking the teacher. 2216 01:31:10,820 --> 01:31:13,100 And I'm a man, I'm a man professor. 2217 01:31:13,100 --> 01:31:18,100 I want you to not focus on the chick so much 2218 01:31:21,340 --> 01:31:23,860 as the fact that that boy turned gay. 2219 01:31:25,700 --> 01:31:27,140 Like one of those kind of moves 2220 01:31:27,140 --> 01:31:29,540 is how you would follow up that. 2221 01:31:29,540 --> 01:31:32,200 I think that's the smooth operator. 2222 01:31:33,340 --> 01:31:36,980 Anyway, our pick of the week for this week's movie 2223 01:31:36,980 --> 01:31:39,100 goes to our boy Austin. 2224 01:31:39,100 --> 01:31:43,200 And next week is going to be, Brandon or Mike? 2225 01:31:43,200 --> 01:31:44,380 Who's after Austin? 2226 01:31:48,720 --> 01:31:52,640 Okay, so Austin, Brandon, Mike. 2227 01:31:52,640 --> 01:31:54,760 We'll figure this out later. 2228 01:31:54,760 --> 01:31:56,760 Austin, what are you recommending? 2229 01:31:57,840 --> 01:32:00,080 This movie is called A Scanner Darkly. 2230 01:32:00,080 --> 01:32:01,560 Ooh. 2231 01:32:01,560 --> 01:32:03,440 I just finished reading the book 2232 01:32:03,440 --> 01:32:07,320 and then I was looking for my pick for this week 2233 01:32:07,320 --> 01:32:09,760 and I saw that A Scanner Darkly was on there, the movie. 2234 01:32:09,760 --> 01:32:12,560 So I was staring Keanu Reeves, Robert Downey Jr. 2235 01:32:15,280 --> 01:32:18,400 Winona Ryder, like a 3D rotoscope? 2236 01:32:18,400 --> 01:32:19,240 Yeah. 2237 01:32:20,080 --> 01:32:22,000 Much like Waking Life, 2238 01:32:22,000 --> 01:32:23,720 which I think either came out before or after. 2239 01:32:23,720 --> 01:32:25,440 But we can get into that next week. 2240 01:32:25,440 --> 01:32:27,920 Scanner, A Scanner Darkly. 2241 01:32:27,920 --> 01:32:30,200 Is it okay if I watch Scanners instead? 2242 01:32:30,200 --> 01:32:31,800 No. 2243 01:32:31,800 --> 01:32:32,680 But that's cool. 2244 01:32:32,680 --> 01:32:34,960 I haven't seen Scanners either, but I've heard of it. 2245 01:32:34,960 --> 01:32:36,680 Isn't that a bad 80s movie or 90s movie? 2246 01:32:36,680 --> 01:32:41,680 It's a bad sci-fi horror slasher bullshit thing. 2247 01:32:42,240 --> 01:32:44,040 Yeah, it's right up our alley, but it's bad. 2248 01:32:44,040 --> 01:32:47,040 This season three, the Thinking Men season, 2249 01:32:47,040 --> 01:32:50,600 where we watched Final Cut with Robin Williams. 2250 01:32:50,600 --> 01:32:54,200 We watched a musical episode out of nowhere, 2251 01:32:54,200 --> 01:32:58,680 Scanner Darkly, and then this one, After the Dark. 2252 01:32:58,680 --> 01:33:01,840 Just a bunch of fucking thinking movies. 2253 01:33:01,840 --> 01:33:02,800 What was the second one? 2254 01:33:02,800 --> 01:33:03,840 Red State. 2255 01:33:03,840 --> 01:33:04,680 Red State. 2256 01:33:04,680 --> 01:33:06,440 God, we did Red State too, shit. 2257 01:33:06,440 --> 01:33:09,320 And Smiley, well, Smiley Face was just fucking bad. 2258 01:33:09,320 --> 01:33:10,160 All right, cool. 2259 01:33:10,160 --> 01:33:12,480 So next week, Scanner Darkly, great. 2260 01:33:12,480 --> 01:33:15,120 Now let's get fucking into this. 2261 01:33:15,120 --> 01:33:17,400 Another hypothetical, you find a book 2262 01:33:17,400 --> 01:33:20,480 and begin to read it only to discover 2263 01:33:20,480 --> 01:33:22,040 that it's your life. 2264 01:33:22,040 --> 01:33:25,320 You get to the point that you're at right now. 2265 01:33:25,320 --> 01:33:26,600 You're at Fried Rice Podcast. 2266 01:33:26,600 --> 01:33:27,480 You're currently reading it. 2267 01:33:27,480 --> 01:33:29,760 Andy's now narrating this to you. 2268 01:33:29,760 --> 01:33:32,600 Do you turn the page knowing that you will not be able 2269 01:33:32,600 --> 01:33:37,320 to change the events to come? 2270 01:33:37,320 --> 01:33:38,680 Now here's my thought on this. 2271 01:33:38,680 --> 01:33:40,720 I feel like if you keep reading the book, 2272 01:33:40,720 --> 01:33:44,520 the book's just going to say that you keep reading the book. 2273 01:33:44,520 --> 01:33:48,640 It's like unless, yeah, it's like Andy keeps reading 2274 01:33:48,640 --> 01:33:50,960 the book thinking at what point is it going to stop telling him 2275 01:33:50,960 --> 01:33:51,840 that he's reading the book. 2276 01:33:51,840 --> 01:33:53,760 But then he starts thinking, if I keep reading the book, 2277 01:33:53,760 --> 01:33:55,240 why isn't he coming up with a better way 2278 01:33:55,240 --> 01:33:56,560 to tell me that I'm reading the book? 2279 01:33:56,560 --> 01:33:58,840 I'm going to turn the, Andy decides to turn the page 2280 01:33:58,840 --> 01:34:00,480 and see what happens. 2281 01:34:00,480 --> 01:34:03,680 Andy's disappointed to find out that the book continues 2282 01:34:03,680 --> 01:34:05,880 to just say that he's talking about reading the book. 2283 01:34:05,880 --> 01:34:08,160 And the book keeps saying that he keeps reading the book. 2284 01:34:08,160 --> 01:34:09,240 And he's still in the same page. 2285 01:34:09,240 --> 01:34:11,320 That's how I think it would drive me insane. 2286 01:34:11,320 --> 01:34:12,120 He's slowly insane. 2287 01:34:12,120 --> 01:34:13,360 And he's just going, book, book, book, book. 2288 01:34:13,360 --> 01:34:16,000 My mind goes right to thinking, how could I profit from this 2289 01:34:16,000 --> 01:34:17,120 through sports betting? 2290 01:34:17,120 --> 01:34:17,640 Yeah. 2291 01:34:17,640 --> 01:34:18,280 You know what? 2292 01:34:18,280 --> 01:34:20,520 I want to go to a bunch of sports games right now. 2293 01:34:20,520 --> 01:34:22,840 A little light bulb, hypothetically, 2294 01:34:22,840 --> 01:34:24,920 goes off above Austin's head as he comes up 2295 01:34:24,920 --> 01:34:29,720 with the idea to use this newfound knowledge to find 2296 01:34:29,720 --> 01:34:31,360 a way to cheat at sports. 2297 01:34:31,360 --> 01:34:33,360 He immediately goes on his betting app 2298 01:34:33,360 --> 01:34:35,560 and reads a couple pages ahead to find out 2299 01:34:35,560 --> 01:34:37,760 what happens in the next whatever, right? 2300 01:34:37,760 --> 01:34:38,520 That's cool. 2301 01:34:38,520 --> 01:34:40,440 Brennan, would you read? 2302 01:34:40,440 --> 01:34:41,640 I don't know. 2303 01:34:41,640 --> 01:34:43,000 What would AI do in this situation? 2304 01:34:43,000 --> 01:34:43,960 I don't think I would read. 2305 01:34:43,960 --> 01:34:45,640 Ooh, Brennan would stay away. 2306 01:34:45,640 --> 01:34:48,200 I just, I like it being a mystery. 2307 01:34:48,200 --> 01:34:48,880 Like what? 2308 01:34:48,880 --> 01:34:50,400 Yeah, I don't know. 2309 01:34:50,400 --> 01:34:51,720 I wouldn't want to know the future. 2310 01:34:51,720 --> 01:34:53,080 I'd rather just kind of. 2311 01:34:53,080 --> 01:34:55,000 Brennan closes the book right before he 2312 01:34:55,000 --> 01:34:57,600 finds out the secret that would. 2313 01:34:57,600 --> 01:34:58,120 Yep. 2314 01:34:58,120 --> 01:34:59,480 And that one's done. 2315 01:34:59,480 --> 01:35:01,000 And Mike, would you continue reading? 2316 01:35:01,000 --> 01:35:02,680 Well, only, no. 2317 01:35:02,680 --> 01:35:05,600 But only because if I could change the outcome, 2318 01:35:05,600 --> 01:35:07,160 if I could change the outcome, I would. 2319 01:35:07,160 --> 01:35:09,840 But because you said you can't change the outcome, 2320 01:35:09,840 --> 01:35:11,120 then it's no reason to read. 2321 01:35:11,120 --> 01:35:12,000 Oh, I just killed myself. 2322 01:35:12,000 --> 01:35:13,120 Little did Mike know. 2323 01:35:13,120 --> 01:35:13,920 I just killed myself. 2324 01:35:13,920 --> 01:35:15,000 Sure thing doesn't work. 2325 01:35:15,000 --> 01:35:17,880 Austin just kills himself. 2326 01:35:17,880 --> 01:35:20,240 It's the one page in that book. 2327 01:35:20,240 --> 01:35:22,200 Mike, you're reading yours, and it's just, it's like, 2328 01:35:22,200 --> 01:35:25,360 little did Mike know that a light bulb went up over Andy's 2329 01:35:25,360 --> 01:35:28,280 head as well as he finally figured out a way to kill him. 2330 01:35:28,280 --> 01:35:30,720 The next thing Michael knew was nothingness. 2331 01:35:30,720 --> 01:35:33,000 And then it's just blank pages for the rest of the book. 2332 01:35:33,000 --> 01:35:34,040 Would be great. 2333 01:35:34,040 --> 01:35:35,480 OK, cool. 2334 01:35:35,480 --> 01:35:36,760 We did the sperm one. 2335 01:35:36,760 --> 01:35:41,200 If your mother and your girlfriend, or wife, 2336 01:35:41,200 --> 01:35:43,880 so if your mother and your wife switched bodies 2337 01:35:43,880 --> 01:35:47,960 and the only way to switch them back was to fuck one of them, 2338 01:35:47,960 --> 01:35:49,720 which one would you fuck? 2339 01:35:49,720 --> 01:35:50,480 And would you do it? 2340 01:35:50,480 --> 01:35:51,640 I'd kill myself. 2341 01:35:51,640 --> 01:35:52,680 Yep. 2342 01:35:52,680 --> 01:35:53,880 That one. 2343 01:35:53,880 --> 01:35:55,240 Austin, you got the right one. 2344 01:35:55,240 --> 01:35:55,760 Yeah. 2345 01:35:55,760 --> 01:35:56,760 He won. 2346 01:35:56,760 --> 01:35:58,560 A broken clock's right there. 2347 01:35:58,560 --> 01:35:59,400 It is a little weird. 2348 01:35:59,400 --> 01:36:00,720 It's a little weird to think about. 2349 01:36:00,720 --> 01:36:01,760 You just got to kill yourself. 2350 01:36:01,760 --> 01:36:04,640 Because if you fuck your wife's body, 2351 01:36:04,640 --> 01:36:06,120 it's your mom's inside of it. 2352 01:36:06,120 --> 01:36:06,640 But if you. 2353 01:36:06,640 --> 01:36:07,800 I'm getting that ticked, dude. 2354 01:36:12,200 --> 01:36:14,600 Can I fuck my friend's mom girlfriend? 2355 01:36:14,600 --> 01:36:17,600 Yeah, I mean, that sounds like a double right there. 2356 01:36:17,600 --> 01:36:19,600 Your friend's got a hot mom and a hot girlfriend. 2357 01:36:19,600 --> 01:36:21,280 Wait, is my aunt in the room? 2358 01:36:21,280 --> 01:36:23,000 Oh, jeez. 2359 01:36:23,000 --> 01:36:26,040 Just unnecessarily in the room. 2360 01:36:26,040 --> 01:36:27,920 Just bring auntie in here anyway. 2361 01:36:27,920 --> 01:36:30,600 Fuck it, we're doing this. 2362 01:36:30,600 --> 01:36:31,640 Oh, here's a similar. 2363 01:36:31,640 --> 01:36:34,640 Would you rather fuck a dog but no one would know, 2364 01:36:34,640 --> 01:36:38,600 or not fuck that dog but everyone thinks you did? 2365 01:36:38,600 --> 01:36:39,520 Fuck that dog. 2366 01:36:39,520 --> 01:36:41,680 Are legal repercussions part of it? 2367 01:36:41,680 --> 01:36:42,840 No legal repercussions. 2368 01:36:42,840 --> 01:36:43,640 I'd kill myself. 2369 01:36:46,360 --> 01:36:47,880 Brendan? 2370 01:36:47,880 --> 01:36:48,840 No comment? 2371 01:36:48,840 --> 01:36:52,160 No, I wouldn't fuck the dog. 2372 01:36:52,160 --> 01:36:53,280 Fuck it, everybody thinks I did. 2373 01:36:53,280 --> 01:36:53,960 I don't care. 2374 01:36:53,960 --> 01:36:56,520 Wow. 2375 01:36:56,520 --> 01:36:58,880 Do do do do do do 10 o'clock news. 2376 01:36:58,880 --> 01:37:00,640 Local man fucks a dog. 2377 01:37:00,640 --> 01:37:02,200 Everyone knows about it. 2378 01:37:02,200 --> 01:37:03,640 Loses job. 2379 01:37:03,640 --> 01:37:05,280 Family leaves it. 2380 01:37:05,280 --> 01:37:06,640 Destitute. 2381 01:37:06,640 --> 01:37:08,720 He gets to keep his job. 2382 01:37:08,720 --> 01:37:11,680 Meanwhile, the three of us, they find out Mike and I 2383 01:37:11,680 --> 01:37:15,440 are fucking some dog over Austin's corpse. 2384 01:37:15,440 --> 01:37:17,760 Hoping no one finds out. 2385 01:37:17,760 --> 01:37:19,560 We're making that dog hair tight. 2386 01:37:19,560 --> 01:37:21,960 Oh, god. 2387 01:37:21,960 --> 01:37:23,480 Fuck it, I'm doubling down. 2388 01:37:23,480 --> 01:37:24,000 Fuck it. 2389 01:37:24,000 --> 01:37:27,680 This is the most fuck you episode of Friday Riser. 2390 01:37:27,680 --> 01:37:29,160 I don't care. 2391 01:37:29,160 --> 01:37:30,040 I don't care. 2392 01:37:30,040 --> 01:37:32,440 You saw my bumper sticker while I was driving around. 2393 01:37:32,440 --> 01:37:33,760 Can you see me in town? 2394 01:37:33,760 --> 01:37:34,280 Fuck it. 2395 01:37:34,280 --> 01:37:35,080 I don't care. 2396 01:37:35,080 --> 01:37:37,280 Cancel us. 2397 01:37:37,280 --> 01:37:38,800 Fuck it. 2398 01:37:38,800 --> 01:37:39,960 All right, you're OK. 2399 01:37:39,960 --> 01:37:41,480 Oh, this one's funner. 2400 01:37:41,480 --> 01:37:44,080 I guess more fun. 2401 01:37:44,080 --> 01:37:46,200 You're at a local Walmart. 2402 01:37:46,200 --> 01:37:50,680 And you feel explosive diarrhea attack coming on. 2403 01:37:50,680 --> 01:37:51,800 You get to the bathroom. 2404 01:37:51,800 --> 01:37:53,840 It's single stall. 2405 01:37:53,840 --> 01:37:55,280 You do what you got to do. 2406 01:37:55,280 --> 01:37:58,480 When you feel better, you realize there's no toilet 2407 01:37:58,480 --> 01:38:01,160 paper, no paper towels. 2408 01:38:01,160 --> 01:38:05,680 It's just an air dryer, a sink, and a mirror. 2409 01:38:05,680 --> 01:38:07,400 What do you do? 2410 01:38:07,400 --> 01:38:10,080 And I think the best comment I saw on Reddit for this one 2411 01:38:10,080 --> 01:38:12,640 was, I'm saying goodbye to my socks. 2412 01:38:12,640 --> 01:38:14,520 And I was like, what? 2413 01:38:14,520 --> 01:38:16,320 I said goodbye to my socks. 2414 01:38:16,320 --> 01:38:18,760 And I was like, yeah. 2415 01:38:18,760 --> 01:38:20,000 That's smart. 2416 01:38:20,000 --> 01:38:24,800 But as someone who has been there, 2417 01:38:24,800 --> 01:38:26,760 say goodbye to your underwear. 2418 01:38:26,760 --> 01:38:28,000 Wow. 2419 01:38:28,000 --> 01:38:29,200 Gross. 2420 01:38:29,200 --> 01:38:30,840 I didn't think this went through. 2421 01:38:30,840 --> 01:38:33,800 This is just a grody answer. 2422 01:38:33,800 --> 01:38:36,320 So at the beginning, I thought it was going to be like, 2423 01:38:36,320 --> 01:38:37,400 you're going to shit yourself. 2424 01:38:37,400 --> 01:38:39,280 I'm just sitting on the floor. 2425 01:38:39,280 --> 01:38:40,240 Or kill myself. 2426 01:38:40,240 --> 01:38:42,720 Or kill myself. 2427 01:38:42,720 --> 01:38:45,880 Man found, covered in shit. 2428 01:38:45,880 --> 01:38:50,400 Killed himself in the bathroom of a Walmart. 2429 01:38:50,400 --> 01:38:52,320 No paper towels, no problem. 2430 01:38:52,320 --> 01:38:53,160 Kill yourself. 2431 01:38:56,560 --> 01:38:57,880 Brought you back there. 2432 01:38:57,880 --> 01:39:00,200 I'm surprised you didn't have a trolley meme for us. 2433 01:39:00,200 --> 01:39:01,400 Trolley problem. 2434 01:39:01,400 --> 01:39:01,920 Trolley. 2435 01:39:01,920 --> 01:39:03,680 Oh, we could have played the game. 2436 01:39:03,680 --> 01:39:04,800 Oh, fuck it. 2437 01:39:04,800 --> 01:39:06,840 Our first Twitch will be a live stream of us 2438 01:39:06,840 --> 01:39:08,160 playing the trolley problem. 2439 01:39:08,160 --> 01:39:09,320 That would be great. 2440 01:39:09,320 --> 01:39:11,320 We'll do that when we set up a Twitch. 2441 01:39:11,320 --> 01:39:16,200 So years ago, years and years and years ago, somebody, 2442 01:39:16,200 --> 01:39:19,280 a friend of mine, gave me, and I'm not mentioning names 2443 01:39:19,280 --> 01:39:21,120 on an episode like this. 2444 01:39:21,120 --> 01:39:23,040 Not with the shit I've said. 2445 01:39:23,040 --> 01:39:24,360 They're a good person. 2446 01:39:24,360 --> 01:39:26,640 But somebody thought of me on my birthday. 2447 01:39:26,640 --> 01:39:29,920 And I think one of the most thoughtful ways, 2448 01:39:29,920 --> 01:39:33,000 honestly, where they came up to me and they were like, hey, 2449 01:39:33,000 --> 01:39:36,320 I know you like hypothetical questions. 2450 01:39:36,320 --> 01:39:37,320 And they gave me a book. 2451 01:39:37,320 --> 01:39:39,720 And it was Chuck Klosterman's, like, 2452 01:39:39,720 --> 01:39:42,680 23 or 30 hyper-thetical questions, 2453 01:39:42,680 --> 01:39:44,360 is what he called them. 2454 01:39:44,360 --> 01:39:45,720 And they're great. 2455 01:39:45,720 --> 01:39:49,640 And I found the book is in my shelf. 2456 01:39:49,640 --> 01:39:52,760 But I found the website that has it right here. 2457 01:39:52,760 --> 01:39:55,360 So we're going to do these are like good things. 2458 01:39:55,360 --> 01:39:56,880 We're going to do a couple. 2459 01:39:56,880 --> 01:39:57,520 You guys ready? 2460 01:39:57,520 --> 01:39:58,000 OK. 2461 01:39:58,000 --> 01:40:02,280 So let's assume that you're a rudimentary magician. 2462 01:40:02,280 --> 01:40:05,640 Let's assume, or that you met a rudimentary magician. 2463 01:40:05,640 --> 01:40:08,760 And let's assume that he could do five simple tricks. 2464 01:40:08,760 --> 01:40:10,360 He could pull a rabbit out of a hat. 2465 01:40:10,360 --> 01:40:12,120 He can make a coin disappear. 2466 01:40:12,120 --> 01:40:15,000 He could turn the ace of spades into the joker card 2467 01:40:15,000 --> 01:40:17,520 and two others in a similar vein. 2468 01:40:17,520 --> 01:40:18,880 These are his only tricks. 2469 01:40:18,880 --> 01:40:20,280 He can't learn any more. 2470 01:40:20,280 --> 01:40:21,800 He can only do these five. 2471 01:40:21,800 --> 01:40:24,840 However, it turns out he's doing these five 2472 01:40:24,840 --> 01:40:26,480 tricks with real magic. 2473 01:40:26,480 --> 01:40:27,840 It's not an illusion. 2474 01:40:27,840 --> 01:40:31,200 He can actually conjure the bunny out of the ether. 2475 01:40:31,200 --> 01:40:33,000 And he can move the coin through space. 2476 01:40:33,000 --> 01:40:37,320 He's legitimately magical, but extremely limited in scope 2477 01:40:37,320 --> 01:40:38,360 and influence. 2478 01:40:38,360 --> 01:40:42,160 Would this person be more impressive than Albert 2479 01:40:42,160 --> 01:40:42,680 Einstein? 2480 01:40:46,920 --> 01:40:48,720 Yeah, he does real magic. 2481 01:40:48,720 --> 01:40:50,480 But it's limited as fuck. 2482 01:40:50,480 --> 01:40:53,760 It's like he could only do those five things. 2483 01:40:53,760 --> 01:40:55,520 Is he more impressive? 2484 01:40:55,520 --> 01:40:57,520 I think he could solve world hunger. 2485 01:40:57,520 --> 01:40:59,920 He could just pull millions of rabbits out of a hat. 2486 01:40:59,920 --> 01:41:00,800 Oh, fuck. 2487 01:41:00,800 --> 01:41:05,000 My brain was if you could truly conjuring, and it's real. 2488 01:41:05,000 --> 01:41:09,320 But Einstein helped make the nuclear bomb, so. 2489 01:41:09,320 --> 01:41:11,120 But we're talking about impressive. 2490 01:41:11,120 --> 01:41:13,880 We're not talking about good or bad. 2491 01:41:13,880 --> 01:41:15,720 We're talking about on an impressive scope. 2492 01:41:15,720 --> 01:41:17,200 He came up with the theory of relativity. 2493 01:41:17,200 --> 01:41:18,320 He came up with that hair. 2494 01:41:18,320 --> 01:41:19,040 Well, not just that. 2495 01:41:19,040 --> 01:41:20,200 With Einstein, it carries on. 2496 01:41:20,200 --> 01:41:21,040 It's not just him. 2497 01:41:21,040 --> 01:41:23,280 It's then everybody who learned from the theory of relativity 2498 01:41:23,280 --> 01:41:24,560 and invented anything else. 2499 01:41:24,560 --> 01:41:27,400 It's every invention, basically, from then to now. 2500 01:41:27,400 --> 01:41:28,480 We wouldn't have computers. 2501 01:41:28,480 --> 01:41:30,400 We would be doing these questions. 2502 01:41:30,400 --> 01:41:31,920 Albert Einstein is legit. 2503 01:41:31,920 --> 01:41:36,560 Now, you could theoretically plant this magician 2504 01:41:36,560 --> 01:41:38,080 in Africa or whatever. 2505 01:41:38,080 --> 01:41:39,520 Or no, you don't even have to plant him there. 2506 01:41:39,520 --> 01:41:42,040 You just put him in a factory and have him just, 2507 01:41:42,040 --> 01:41:43,200 he just pulls it out. 2508 01:41:43,200 --> 01:41:46,320 If his magic is unlimited, I guess, while he's awake, 2509 01:41:46,320 --> 01:41:47,160 he could just do this. 2510 01:41:47,160 --> 01:41:51,960 And they pay him per rabbit, or and hourly. 2511 01:41:51,960 --> 01:41:52,800 He'd be hooked up. 2512 01:41:52,800 --> 01:41:53,640 He'd be hooked up, right. 2513 01:41:53,640 --> 01:41:55,600 Some rabbit factory. 2514 01:41:55,600 --> 01:41:57,640 God, I hope there's not rabbit factories. 2515 01:41:57,640 --> 01:41:58,680 That's sad. 2516 01:41:58,680 --> 01:41:59,520 Rabbits are so cute. 2517 01:41:59,520 --> 01:42:01,440 I slow down when I see him driving around. 2518 01:42:01,440 --> 01:42:02,280 I don't ever want to get one. 2519 01:42:02,280 --> 01:42:03,640 Isn't it funny that we hate rats, 2520 01:42:03,640 --> 01:42:05,720 but we love rabbits and they're the same animal? 2521 01:42:05,720 --> 01:42:07,200 Well, let's talk about another animal 2522 01:42:07,200 --> 01:42:09,600 that a lot of people love that I'm totally scared of, horses. 2523 01:42:09,600 --> 01:42:10,440 Now, I like this one. 2524 01:42:10,440 --> 01:42:13,120 I've asked a lot of people this one over the years, OK? 2525 01:42:13,120 --> 01:42:16,600 Let's assume that there's a fully grown, completely healthy 2526 01:42:16,600 --> 01:42:21,080 Clydesdale horse and has his hooves shackled to the ground 2527 01:42:21,080 --> 01:42:23,680 while its head is held in place with thick rope. 2528 01:42:23,680 --> 01:42:26,040 He is conscious, standing upright, 2529 01:42:26,040 --> 01:42:28,200 but he's completely immobile. 2530 01:42:28,200 --> 01:42:30,360 Let's also assume that for some reason, 2531 01:42:30,360 --> 01:42:32,520 every political prisoner on Earth, 2532 01:42:32,520 --> 01:42:35,720 as cited by Amnesty International, woo woo, right? 2533 01:42:35,720 --> 01:42:39,360 They called me, will be released from captivity 2534 01:42:39,360 --> 01:42:43,000 if you kick this horse to death in less than 20 minutes. 2535 01:42:43,000 --> 01:42:45,080 You're allowed to wear steel toe boots. 2536 01:42:45,080 --> 01:42:47,800 Would you attempt this, to do this? 2537 01:42:47,800 --> 01:42:50,240 I would not, but once again, I'm pretty logical 2538 01:42:50,240 --> 01:42:51,440 and I know it's impossible. 2539 01:42:51,440 --> 01:42:53,560 You could not, I would, Clydesdale, 2540 01:42:53,560 --> 01:42:55,960 you, I'll give you whatever you want on your feet. 2541 01:42:55,960 --> 01:42:58,520 You're not going to hurt that animal by kicking it. 2542 01:42:58,520 --> 01:42:59,360 No, it's completely immobile. 2543 01:42:59,360 --> 01:43:00,520 It can't kick you back, it can't bite back. 2544 01:43:00,520 --> 01:43:02,640 No, it's shackled to the floor, head held in place. 2545 01:43:02,640 --> 01:43:03,480 But it was a limited time, in 20 minutes, 2546 01:43:03,480 --> 01:43:05,200 you're not going to kill a Clydesdale in 20 minutes, 2547 01:43:05,200 --> 01:43:07,240 but just boot shackled. 2548 01:43:07,240 --> 01:43:10,480 So because it's an impossible task, no. 2549 01:43:10,480 --> 01:43:11,320 Let's assume. 2550 01:43:11,320 --> 01:43:12,160 Or you'd just be hurting the animal for no reason. 2551 01:43:12,160 --> 01:43:14,080 OK, let's assume, let's assume for a moment 2552 01:43:14,080 --> 01:43:16,280 that you are capable of killing this horse. 2553 01:43:16,280 --> 01:43:19,160 Because I don't think the hypothetical is about 2554 01:43:19,160 --> 01:43:21,320 whether or not you're physically capable of doing it. 2555 01:43:21,320 --> 01:43:24,200 I think it's more about, is it morally OK 2556 01:43:24,200 --> 01:43:25,440 to free all the prisoners on Earth 2557 01:43:25,440 --> 01:43:28,400 to brutally kill an innocent creature 2558 01:43:28,400 --> 01:43:29,400 that's fully aware of what's happening. 2559 01:43:29,400 --> 01:43:32,120 You underestimate my horse killing abilities. 2560 01:43:33,520 --> 01:43:34,360 But yeah, the answer would be- 2561 01:43:34,360 --> 01:43:35,920 If I was the only one I would not kill myself, 2562 01:43:35,920 --> 01:43:37,640 and I would kill that horse, 2563 01:43:37,640 --> 01:43:39,920 I would bust out the steel toad. 2564 01:43:39,920 --> 01:43:41,600 It's just a different way of putting the trolley. 2565 01:43:41,600 --> 01:43:43,280 First of all, the first mistake is, 2566 01:43:43,280 --> 01:43:45,040 you let me have steel toad boots, 2567 01:43:45,040 --> 01:43:47,840 which have laces that I could strangle the horse with. 2568 01:43:47,840 --> 01:43:48,680 There you go. 2569 01:43:48,680 --> 01:43:50,520 Steels that I could use to slit the horse's throat. 2570 01:43:50,520 --> 01:43:51,800 Do you know where you would strangle a horse 2571 01:43:51,800 --> 01:43:52,640 that's a long neck? 2572 01:43:52,640 --> 01:43:54,480 Would you start at the bottom or closer to the head? 2573 01:43:54,480 --> 01:43:56,960 I got two sets of shoelaces, baby, let's go. 2574 01:43:56,960 --> 01:43:58,040 Double time off. 2575 01:43:58,040 --> 01:43:59,760 That's the quote of the night. 2576 01:43:59,760 --> 01:44:02,200 I've got two sets of shoelaces, baby, let's go. 2577 01:44:02,200 --> 01:44:05,520 I could tie his mouth shut and plug his nose. 2578 01:44:06,640 --> 01:44:08,960 I mean, it's not pretty, but at least 2579 01:44:08,960 --> 01:44:10,280 I don't have to kill myself. 2580 01:44:10,280 --> 01:44:11,120 It says right here- 2581 01:44:11,120 --> 01:44:11,960 What are you doing? 2582 01:44:11,960 --> 01:44:13,160 What are you doing? 2583 01:44:13,160 --> 01:44:14,560 That's a tough one. 2584 01:44:14,560 --> 01:44:16,840 It says right here, another problem is the time limit. 2585 01:44:16,840 --> 01:44:18,600 Imagine if you, for whatever reason, 2586 01:44:18,600 --> 01:44:21,400 took 21 minutes to kick the horse to death. 2587 01:44:21,400 --> 01:44:23,240 You'd have done it for nothing. 2588 01:44:23,240 --> 01:44:25,320 Because it says all you can do is kick it to death. 2589 01:44:25,320 --> 01:44:26,520 You can't strangle it. 2590 01:44:26,520 --> 01:44:28,360 And that question, because it's impossible, 2591 01:44:28,360 --> 01:44:29,720 you should never do it. 2592 01:44:29,720 --> 01:44:32,200 Unless you just like kicking horses, Austin. 2593 01:44:32,200 --> 01:44:33,040 All right, let's do it. 2594 01:44:33,040 --> 01:44:33,880 I'm not kicking it. 2595 01:44:33,880 --> 01:44:36,120 I have to kick him, it's strictly kicking. 2596 01:44:36,120 --> 01:44:37,240 Yeah. 2597 01:44:37,240 --> 01:44:38,080 Oh. 2598 01:44:38,080 --> 01:44:39,400 Just kicking over himself. 2599 01:44:39,400 --> 01:44:40,240 Kill myself. 2600 01:44:40,240 --> 01:44:41,880 Let's keep going. 2601 01:44:42,840 --> 01:44:44,840 Let's assume there's two boxes on a table. 2602 01:44:44,840 --> 01:44:47,800 In one box, there's a relatively normal turtle. 2603 01:44:47,800 --> 01:44:50,480 In the other, Adolf Hitler's skull. 2604 01:44:50,480 --> 01:44:53,000 You have to select one of these items for your home. 2605 01:44:53,000 --> 01:44:55,120 If you select the turtle, you can't give it away 2606 01:44:55,120 --> 01:44:56,960 and you have to keep it alive for two years. 2607 01:44:56,960 --> 01:44:58,960 If either of these parameters are not met, 2608 01:44:58,960 --> 01:45:02,360 you will be fined $1,000 by the state. 2609 01:45:02,360 --> 01:45:04,680 If you select Hitler's skull, 2610 01:45:04,680 --> 01:45:07,840 you are required to display it in a semi-prominent location 2611 01:45:07,840 --> 01:45:10,200 in your living room for the same amount of time. 2612 01:45:10,200 --> 01:45:14,400 Although you will be paid a stipend of $120 per month 2613 01:45:14,400 --> 01:45:15,220 for doing so. 2614 01:45:15,220 --> 01:45:18,080 Display of the skull must be apolitical. 2615 01:45:18,080 --> 01:45:20,840 What option do you select? 2616 01:45:20,840 --> 01:45:23,120 Oh, that skull is going out, baby. 2617 01:45:23,120 --> 01:45:24,640 And I'm charging admission. 2618 01:45:24,640 --> 01:45:25,480 Oh. 2619 01:45:25,480 --> 01:45:27,400 So I'm making lots of money. 2620 01:45:27,400 --> 01:45:29,600 Yeah, I would say if I had paid off Hitler's skull. 2621 01:45:29,600 --> 01:45:31,960 No, no, no, no, it has to be apolitical. 2622 01:45:31,960 --> 01:45:32,800 That is apolitical. 2623 01:45:32,800 --> 01:45:34,160 I'm just displaying the skull. 2624 01:45:34,160 --> 01:45:36,600 That's a, they're just saying you're not putting it 2625 01:45:36,600 --> 01:45:38,720 with other things to make a statement. 2626 01:45:38,720 --> 01:45:40,440 Yeah, you can't put it next to like, 2627 01:45:40,440 --> 01:45:41,960 I hate this fucking guy. 2628 01:45:41,960 --> 01:45:44,160 But I can put a sign out that says, 2629 01:45:44,160 --> 01:45:48,000 view Hitler's skull $12 and I'm feeling great. 2630 01:45:48,000 --> 01:45:49,600 Are you all taking, are you all, 2631 01:45:49,600 --> 01:45:51,600 I mean, I would love to have a turtle as a pet. 2632 01:45:51,600 --> 01:45:55,200 Can I fuck his skull? 2633 01:45:55,200 --> 01:45:58,080 As long as you want to do it on display, I guess. 2634 01:45:58,080 --> 01:46:00,840 Yeah, I would say if you can keep it on display 2635 01:46:00,840 --> 01:46:04,080 while fucking it, no, everything, yeah, for sure. 2636 01:46:04,080 --> 01:46:06,960 As long as you don't think of any politics while you do it. 2637 01:46:06,960 --> 01:46:08,000 You got to, you got to. 2638 01:46:08,000 --> 01:46:09,920 You have to be doing it for enjoyment. 2639 01:46:09,920 --> 01:46:10,760 Biden or Trump. 2640 01:46:10,760 --> 01:46:12,180 It's not about because it's Hitler. 2641 01:46:12,180 --> 01:46:14,000 It's just a skull, it's just skull fucking. 2642 01:46:14,000 --> 01:46:18,040 I think it would be, I think that you would be fine 2643 01:46:18,040 --> 01:46:21,760 with $10,000 by the state if you watched like a, 2644 01:46:21,760 --> 01:46:26,040 like a porn parody of the presidential debate 2645 01:46:26,040 --> 01:46:29,640 or something between Liz Cheney and What's Her Face. 2646 01:46:29,640 --> 01:46:31,480 Right, it has to be just, you're fucking the skull. 2647 01:46:31,480 --> 01:46:32,320 Who's the chick from Alaska? 2648 01:46:32,320 --> 01:46:33,760 Can I fuck that skull? 2649 01:46:33,760 --> 01:46:34,600 Yes. 2650 01:46:34,600 --> 01:46:35,440 Okay. 2651 01:46:35,440 --> 01:46:37,800 You can fuck the skull. 2652 01:46:37,800 --> 01:46:40,440 Genetic engineers at John Hopkins University 2653 01:46:40,440 --> 01:46:43,000 have developed a so-called super gorilla. 2654 01:46:43,000 --> 01:46:45,640 Although the animal cannot speak in a sign language 2655 01:46:45,640 --> 01:46:49,720 like a lexicon of over 12,000 words and an IQ of almost 85 2656 01:46:49,720 --> 01:46:52,720 and most notably a vague sense of self-awareness. 2657 01:46:52,720 --> 01:46:55,360 Oddly, the creature who weighs 700 pounds 2658 01:46:55,360 --> 01:46:57,600 becomes fascinated by football. 2659 01:46:57,600 --> 01:47:00,560 The gorilla aspires to play the game at its highest level 2660 01:47:00,560 --> 01:47:02,600 and quickly develops the rudimentary skills 2661 01:47:02,600 --> 01:47:04,000 of a defensive end. 2662 01:47:04,000 --> 01:47:07,760 ESPN analyst Tom Jackson speculates that this gorilla 2663 01:47:07,760 --> 01:47:10,120 would be borderline unblockable 2664 01:47:10,120 --> 01:47:12,280 and would likely average six sacks a game. 2665 01:47:12,280 --> 01:47:15,560 Although Jackson concedes the beast might be susceptible 2666 01:47:15,560 --> 01:47:17,760 to mis-accounts and mis-direction plays. 2667 01:47:17,760 --> 01:47:19,800 Meanwhile, the gorilla has made it clear 2668 01:47:19,800 --> 01:47:22,600 that he would never intentionally injure any opponent. 2669 01:47:22,600 --> 01:47:24,280 You are the commissioner of the NFL. 2670 01:47:24,280 --> 01:47:27,600 Would you allow this gorilla to sign with the Oakland Raiders? 2671 01:47:27,600 --> 01:47:30,720 The Las Vegas Raiders, because this was written years ago. 2672 01:47:30,720 --> 01:47:35,720 But, it was weird because it was mostly factual. 2673 01:47:35,720 --> 01:47:37,360 At the beginning I thought it was going somewhere else 2674 01:47:37,360 --> 01:47:39,480 and it was all, oh, that's just Coco. 2675 01:47:39,480 --> 01:47:40,320 It's just going on. 2676 01:47:40,320 --> 01:47:42,000 But Coco doesn't have like 12,000 words 2677 01:47:42,000 --> 01:47:42,840 in her repertoire, does she? 2678 01:47:42,840 --> 01:47:43,680 It's a bunch. 2679 01:47:43,680 --> 01:47:46,040 It's 1200 I think is what it is actually. 2680 01:47:46,040 --> 01:47:47,840 Yeah, but I mean like, I know that there's- 2681 01:47:47,840 --> 01:47:49,320 The IQ number's almost right on. 2682 01:47:49,320 --> 01:47:53,800 I know that we have cool gorillas out there. 2683 01:47:53,800 --> 01:47:56,280 I mean, I'm a Mighty Joe Young fan myself. 2684 01:47:57,960 --> 01:48:01,200 But what would you, I mean, I think I would allow it 2685 01:48:01,200 --> 01:48:06,200 because first off, it has self-awareness. 2686 01:48:06,560 --> 01:48:09,440 It's a living creature and I would wanna make 2687 01:48:09,440 --> 01:48:11,240 the first steps into, well actually no. 2688 01:48:11,240 --> 01:48:13,160 Actually this goes against everything I stand for. 2689 01:48:13,160 --> 01:48:17,920 I would kill the gorilla because this is the first sign 2690 01:48:17,920 --> 01:48:19,920 of what Planet of the Apes was. 2691 01:48:19,920 --> 01:48:20,760 Planet of the Apes, right. 2692 01:48:20,760 --> 01:48:24,640 And the moment animals start asking for things 2693 01:48:24,640 --> 01:48:29,080 like can I be in the NFL, I'm taking that gorilla 2694 01:48:29,080 --> 01:48:31,320 and every other fucking kind of its kind 2695 01:48:31,320 --> 01:48:32,680 and I'm wiping them out. 2696 01:48:32,680 --> 01:48:33,960 I'm gonna kill every single one. 2697 01:48:33,960 --> 01:48:35,240 Oh yeah, you can play for the NFL. 2698 01:48:35,240 --> 01:48:37,600 Just come over here to my office 2699 01:48:37,600 --> 01:48:40,440 and I'm gonna use sign language to say I'm sorry 2700 01:48:40,440 --> 01:48:43,120 and then I'm gonna shoot it in the fucking head. 2701 01:48:43,120 --> 01:48:45,280 And make sure that whatever lab it came from 2702 01:48:45,280 --> 01:48:46,360 burns to the fucking ground. 2703 01:48:46,360 --> 01:48:48,280 That little kid fucking is listening. 2704 01:48:48,280 --> 01:48:50,120 God damn it, he said it again. 2705 01:48:50,120 --> 01:48:51,560 He spit out her cereal. 2706 01:48:55,560 --> 01:48:56,760 I like your answer. 2707 01:48:56,760 --> 01:48:59,400 I like how you inspired somebody to join PETA. 2708 01:48:59,400 --> 01:49:02,000 I like how you started one way and just answered 2709 01:49:02,000 --> 01:49:02,840 the question. 2710 01:49:02,840 --> 01:49:03,680 As intended. 2711 01:49:03,680 --> 01:49:04,520 Yeah. 2712 01:49:04,520 --> 01:49:06,600 I would kill that fucking gorilla. 2713 01:49:06,600 --> 01:49:08,440 That's a good answer but as intended, 2714 01:49:08,440 --> 01:49:10,160 I would not let it in the NFL, no. 2715 01:49:10,160 --> 01:49:11,000 No. 2716 01:49:11,000 --> 01:49:11,840 It's the Raiders of Paris. 2717 01:49:11,840 --> 01:49:16,520 I believe it's in the rules that you, 2718 01:49:16,520 --> 01:49:17,640 first of all it's a male gorilla. 2719 01:49:17,640 --> 01:49:20,680 It's a male and female gorilla but you have to be human 2720 01:49:20,680 --> 01:49:22,320 I believe it's part of the rules. 2721 01:49:22,320 --> 01:49:24,000 So and you're a football fan. 2722 01:49:24,000 --> 01:49:25,400 You can put a dolphin in there either, 2723 01:49:25,400 --> 01:49:27,520 dolphins or sparrows, gorillas, so whatever. 2724 01:49:27,520 --> 01:49:28,520 You're a football fan. 2725 01:49:28,520 --> 01:49:29,340 Yeah. 2726 01:49:29,340 --> 01:49:32,720 And so I understand that from your perspective 2727 01:49:32,720 --> 01:49:34,280 it would ruin the game. 2728 01:49:34,280 --> 01:49:35,080 I don't watch football. 2729 01:49:35,080 --> 01:49:37,920 Now when I see a whole team of gorillas, 2730 01:49:37,920 --> 01:49:39,800 all made up of gorillas, that would be great. 2731 01:49:39,800 --> 01:49:41,920 If it was gorilla on gorilla, 2732 01:49:41,920 --> 01:49:43,800 okay so one of the best crystalia bits 2733 01:49:43,800 --> 01:49:46,560 and I don't wanna steal it or go point, 2734 01:49:46,560 --> 01:49:48,680 you know like, I don't wanna say it word for word 2735 01:49:48,680 --> 01:49:52,520 but he was talking about if football would be 2736 01:49:52,520 --> 01:49:54,600 a lot more interesting if it was played by 2737 01:49:54,600 --> 01:49:57,440 what the mascots actually were. 2738 01:49:57,440 --> 01:50:00,120 So if it was like, I don't know, 2739 01:50:00,120 --> 01:50:04,120 the dolphins versus the giants or something. 2740 01:50:04,120 --> 01:50:05,680 Like that would be like crazy to watch. 2741 01:50:05,680 --> 01:50:06,520 Yeah, exactly. 2742 01:50:06,520 --> 01:50:10,400 Okay, NFL, any thoughts? 2743 01:50:10,400 --> 01:50:11,240 Nah. 2744 01:50:11,240 --> 01:50:13,080 Okay, let's go to the next one. 2745 01:50:13,080 --> 01:50:14,200 I don't want it in the NFL. 2746 01:50:14,200 --> 01:50:16,680 Can I send it to the Cleveland Zoo? 2747 01:50:16,680 --> 01:50:17,520 Yeah. 2748 01:50:19,120 --> 01:50:20,880 Okay, wait what'd you say? 2749 01:50:20,880 --> 01:50:21,720 Nevermind. 2750 01:50:21,720 --> 01:50:22,540 Okay, sorry. 2751 01:50:22,540 --> 01:50:23,560 Bad Harambe joke. 2752 01:50:23,560 --> 01:50:26,440 At long last somebody invents the dream VCR. 2753 01:50:26,440 --> 01:50:27,600 Oh God, that's a fuck. 2754 01:50:27,600 --> 01:50:29,000 That's something I want more than anything. 2755 01:50:29,000 --> 01:50:30,240 We've been talking about it. 2756 01:50:30,240 --> 01:50:32,280 This machine allows you to tape an entire 2757 01:50:32,280 --> 01:50:33,920 evening's worth of your own dreams 2758 01:50:33,920 --> 01:50:36,320 which then you can watch at your own leisure. 2759 01:50:36,320 --> 01:50:39,800 However, the inventor of the dream VCR 2760 01:50:39,800 --> 01:50:41,880 will only allow you to use this device 2761 01:50:41,880 --> 01:50:44,200 if you agree to a strange caveat. 2762 01:50:44,200 --> 01:50:46,680 When you watch your dreams you must do so 2763 01:50:46,680 --> 01:50:50,800 with your family and your closest friends in the same room. 2764 01:50:50,800 --> 01:50:52,820 They get to watch your dreams along with you 2765 01:50:52,820 --> 01:50:54,080 and if you don't agree to this 2766 01:50:54,080 --> 01:50:55,720 you can't use the dream VCR. 2767 01:50:55,720 --> 01:50:57,800 Would you still do this? 2768 01:50:57,800 --> 01:50:58,640 Hell no. 2769 01:50:58,640 --> 01:51:00,080 You have to do it every time. 2770 01:51:00,080 --> 01:51:00,920 Every time. 2771 01:51:00,920 --> 01:51:01,740 Every time. 2772 01:51:01,740 --> 01:51:04,160 It's like when you watch it, it only works probably 2773 01:51:04,160 --> 01:51:05,640 like it has a connect on the front 2774 01:51:05,640 --> 01:51:08,040 that'll like scan the room and make sure 2775 01:51:08,040 --> 01:51:09,320 your closest friends. 2776 01:51:09,320 --> 01:51:10,760 That's a hell no. 2777 01:51:10,760 --> 01:51:12,200 Oh God, that's. 2778 01:51:13,120 --> 01:51:14,880 Now Austin, all your dreams are just about 2779 01:51:14,880 --> 01:51:15,880 you killing yourself. 2780 01:51:15,880 --> 01:51:19,200 Austin gets committed. 2781 01:51:19,200 --> 01:51:20,920 They all sit there and then Austin immediately 2782 01:51:20,920 --> 01:51:22,360 gets sent to the crazy house. 2783 01:51:22,360 --> 01:51:24,600 Austin has the option to not use this 2784 01:51:24,600 --> 01:51:26,480 and he still kills himself in this scenario. 2785 01:51:26,480 --> 01:51:29,120 It's just a movie slipstream over and over again. 2786 01:51:29,120 --> 01:51:31,760 I think I would take it because I don't remember 2787 01:51:31,760 --> 01:51:33,920 my dreams very often. 2788 01:51:33,920 --> 01:51:36,560 So. The dreams are a fucked up world. 2789 01:51:36,560 --> 01:51:38,400 You don't want people seeing what's in your dreams. 2790 01:51:38,400 --> 01:51:39,600 I don't remember nothing. 2791 01:51:40,480 --> 01:51:42,280 So I think mine would just be like quick. 2792 01:51:42,280 --> 01:51:44,440 Be like, you don't want little flashes. 2793 01:51:44,440 --> 01:51:46,000 You don't remember it doesn't mean it didn't happen. 2794 01:51:46,000 --> 01:51:46,820 You had it. 2795 01:51:46,820 --> 01:51:48,800 I would want to use it once 2796 01:51:48,800 --> 01:51:50,800 and I would have people just be like, 2797 01:51:50,800 --> 01:51:51,760 listen, this is dreams. 2798 01:51:51,760 --> 01:51:54,760 We all understand that I don't have control over this, right? 2799 01:51:54,760 --> 01:51:57,380 And you would all have to sign a non-disclosure agreement 2800 01:51:57,380 --> 01:51:59,080 before you came into my fucking house. 2801 01:51:59,080 --> 01:52:02,420 And then we would watch it. 2802 01:52:02,420 --> 01:52:06,320 And if it, and I assume that I could stop it at any moment. 2803 01:52:06,320 --> 01:52:08,800 So I feel like if a dream got weird, like if it's. 2804 01:52:08,800 --> 01:52:10,600 He really likes clearments cheese. 2805 01:52:10,600 --> 01:52:12,960 That's what I'm thinking. 2806 01:52:12,960 --> 01:52:16,080 Why is he eating out of my ass right now? 2807 01:52:16,080 --> 01:52:18,400 We're all, cause you don't know what. 2808 01:52:18,400 --> 01:52:21,160 Tonight, I don't want anyone watching tonight's dreams. 2809 01:52:22,600 --> 01:52:23,760 It's going to be bad. 2810 01:52:23,760 --> 01:52:25,160 Can you skip some nights? 2811 01:52:25,160 --> 01:52:28,000 It's going to be, it's going to be, it's going to be. 2812 01:52:28,000 --> 01:52:30,960 I'm Andy Rice and I want to eat Michael Larson's ass. 2813 01:52:30,960 --> 01:52:32,920 As he's saying. I want to eat his ass. 2814 01:52:32,920 --> 01:52:36,720 I want to eat his clearments comes in a little orange bottle. 2815 01:52:36,720 --> 01:52:37,840 A little orange bottle. 2816 01:52:40,160 --> 01:52:41,300 Jelly holes. 2817 01:52:42,840 --> 01:52:44,240 Jelly holes. I don't know. 2818 01:52:44,240 --> 01:52:46,200 That's nightmare peel for sure. 2819 01:52:47,640 --> 01:52:50,480 Okay. Here we, here we go. 2820 01:52:50,480 --> 01:52:51,320 No, there's a good one. 2821 01:52:51,320 --> 01:52:54,160 You're going to get diagnosed with so many things. 2822 01:52:54,160 --> 01:52:55,960 I'm just going to find one at random. 2823 01:52:55,960 --> 01:52:56,800 I'm going to find one. 2824 01:53:00,140 --> 01:53:02,460 If you read them first and decide which one, 2825 01:53:02,460 --> 01:53:05,020 I'm pretty sure that's not random. 2826 01:53:05,020 --> 01:53:06,300 I did. Well, yeah. 2827 01:53:06,300 --> 01:53:07,140 Okay. 2828 01:53:10,540 --> 01:53:14,100 Okay. For reasons, for reasons that cannot be explained, 2829 01:53:14,100 --> 01:53:16,660 cats can suddenly read at a 12th grade level. 2830 01:53:16,660 --> 01:53:18,420 I know where I'm going with this already. 2831 01:53:18,420 --> 01:53:20,820 They can't talk and they can't write, 2832 01:53:20,820 --> 01:53:24,500 but they can read silently and comprehend the text. 2833 01:53:24,500 --> 01:53:27,060 Many cats love this new skill because now they have 2834 01:53:27,060 --> 01:53:29,980 something to do all day while they lay around the house. 2835 01:53:29,980 --> 01:53:33,380 However, a few cats have become depressed because reading 2836 01:53:33,380 --> 01:53:36,060 forces them to realize the limitations of their existence. 2837 01:53:36,060 --> 01:53:40,400 Not to mention, mention their utter meow frustration. 2838 01:53:40,400 --> 01:53:41,240 I didn't do that right. 2839 01:53:41,240 --> 01:53:46,240 Of getting unable to get meow-able to express themselves. 2840 01:53:46,580 --> 01:53:47,700 Meow themselves. 2841 01:53:48,540 --> 01:53:49,700 This being the case, 2842 01:53:49,700 --> 01:53:51,940 do you think the average cat would enjoy Garfield? 2843 01:53:51,940 --> 01:53:56,540 Or would cats find the cartoon to be an insulting character? 2844 01:53:56,540 --> 01:53:58,880 I think I started cat killing business. 2845 01:53:58,880 --> 01:54:00,520 If you catch your cat reading, 2846 01:54:00,520 --> 01:54:04,060 I'll show up and kill it for you because once they can- 2847 01:54:04,060 --> 01:54:05,940 That's the start, right? 2848 01:54:05,940 --> 01:54:08,500 I'm giving my cat a bunch of heist books. 2849 01:54:08,500 --> 01:54:11,140 You're like, oh, go to work. Go get me, go get money. 2850 01:54:12,800 --> 01:54:13,640 Wait. 2851 01:54:13,640 --> 01:54:14,460 Give him a mission. 2852 01:54:17,260 --> 01:54:18,820 Okay. If he's reading, he's learning. 2853 01:54:18,820 --> 01:54:23,820 If you wrote down plans for a cat to, 2854 01:54:24,340 --> 01:54:25,940 God, and you know it's crazy. 2855 01:54:25,940 --> 01:54:28,580 If you had a cat, if you had a hundred cat army, 2856 01:54:28,580 --> 01:54:33,220 that's 900 lives of cats that you can sacrifice 2857 01:54:33,220 --> 01:54:34,060 at any given time. 2858 01:54:34,060 --> 01:54:36,060 Listen, if you've ever been attacked by a cat, 2859 01:54:36,060 --> 01:54:37,320 like when they're pissed. 2860 01:54:37,320 --> 01:54:38,580 Oh, I've seen it. 2861 01:54:38,580 --> 01:54:41,340 Dude, cats are bad asses though. 2862 01:54:41,340 --> 01:54:43,180 I don't want them learning shit. 2863 01:54:43,180 --> 01:54:45,300 You give a cat any more than they already have, 2864 01:54:45,300 --> 01:54:47,020 a cat can fuck you up. 2865 01:54:47,020 --> 01:54:49,300 I don't think that they would like Garfield. 2866 01:54:49,300 --> 01:54:51,740 I think that they would maybe like Garfield minus Garfield. 2867 01:54:51,740 --> 01:54:53,260 The question was about Garfield. 2868 01:54:53,260 --> 01:54:56,860 And I think that they would get a kick out of Garfield 2869 01:54:56,860 --> 01:54:58,900 minus Garfield, which we covered on the pod. 2870 01:54:59,900 --> 01:55:01,180 Last week. 2871 01:55:01,180 --> 01:55:02,020 Few weeks ago. 2872 01:55:02,020 --> 01:55:03,060 Was it last week? 2873 01:55:03,060 --> 01:55:03,900 Yeah. 2874 01:55:03,900 --> 01:55:05,460 It's on my mind still. 2875 01:55:05,460 --> 01:55:06,780 But anyway, yeah, kill the cats. 2876 01:55:06,780 --> 01:55:10,300 I don't even know why I brought that up. 2877 01:55:10,300 --> 01:55:13,240 Damn, there's one that I wanted to do 2878 01:55:13,240 --> 01:55:15,220 and then we could end this. 2879 01:55:15,220 --> 01:55:17,900 Because I know you guys are having such a great fucking time. 2880 01:55:17,900 --> 01:55:19,740 You're really selling this thing that I brought up. 2881 01:55:19,740 --> 01:55:20,580 Jesus. 2882 01:55:20,580 --> 01:55:21,900 I killed myself a lot today. 2883 01:55:25,340 --> 01:55:26,420 Oh, this looks interesting. 2884 01:55:26,420 --> 01:55:29,460 Imagine if you could go back to the age of five 2885 01:55:29,460 --> 01:55:31,340 and relive the rest of your life, 2886 01:55:31,340 --> 01:55:34,440 knowing everything that you know now. 2887 01:55:34,440 --> 01:55:37,520 You will re-experience your entire adolescence 2888 01:55:37,520 --> 01:55:39,580 with both the cognitive ability of an adult 2889 01:55:39,580 --> 01:55:41,640 and the memories of everything that you've learned 2890 01:55:41,640 --> 01:55:44,700 from having lived your best year, your life previously. 2891 01:55:44,700 --> 01:55:47,100 Would you lose your virginity earlier or later 2892 01:55:47,100 --> 01:55:48,820 than you did the first time around? 2893 01:55:48,820 --> 01:55:49,780 And by how many years? 2894 01:55:49,780 --> 01:55:52,820 What's that Tom Cruise movie that he keeps? 2895 01:55:52,820 --> 01:55:54,380 They changed the name of it? 2896 01:55:54,380 --> 01:55:55,660 Edge of Tomorrow? 2897 01:55:55,660 --> 01:55:56,900 Yeah, Live, Die, Repeat. 2898 01:55:56,900 --> 01:55:57,740 Yeah. 2899 01:55:57,740 --> 01:55:59,020 All right. 2900 01:55:59,020 --> 01:56:00,500 Well, this is your whole life too. 2901 01:56:00,500 --> 01:56:01,500 But hold on a second. 2902 01:56:01,500 --> 01:56:02,740 Would you lose your virginity? 2903 01:56:02,740 --> 01:56:04,620 The question is only about the one thing though. 2904 01:56:04,620 --> 01:56:05,780 See, it's not about everything else. 2905 01:56:05,780 --> 01:56:08,300 Well, I mean, no, we can get into that in a second. 2906 01:56:08,300 --> 01:56:09,820 This is a trick pedophile question. 2907 01:56:09,820 --> 01:56:12,220 Yes, but read the answer on this website. 2908 01:56:12,220 --> 01:56:15,060 Because look, would you lose your virginity earlier 2909 01:56:15,060 --> 01:56:17,180 or later than you did the first time around? 2910 01:56:17,180 --> 01:56:18,020 And by how many years? 2911 01:56:18,020 --> 01:56:21,180 The person wrote much earlier, let's not pry, 2912 01:56:21,180 --> 01:56:22,940 which is a weird answer. 2913 01:56:22,940 --> 01:56:23,760 Don't ask. 2914 01:56:23,760 --> 01:56:25,020 It doesn't say much earlier, it says earlier. 2915 01:56:25,020 --> 01:56:26,300 Much earlier. 2916 01:56:26,300 --> 01:56:29,520 Would you lose your virginity earlier or later? 2917 01:56:29,520 --> 01:56:32,780 So what it's asking is, and what I think it's asking is, 2918 01:56:32,780 --> 01:56:35,660 if you're an adult in a child's body 2919 01:56:35,660 --> 01:56:38,180 and you lost your virginity in high school, 2920 01:56:38,180 --> 01:56:40,740 would you then just extend that a few years 2921 01:56:40,740 --> 01:56:44,100 until you're an adult so that way you feel less guilty 2922 01:56:44,100 --> 01:56:47,740 mentally about taking advantage of a high school girl 2923 01:56:47,740 --> 01:56:50,220 with the knowledge of, like, you're basically grooming 2924 01:56:50,220 --> 01:56:53,660 at a high school level like sedition, 2925 01:56:53,660 --> 01:56:56,220 like you're insidious with it. 2926 01:56:56,220 --> 01:56:58,100 Like they don't know who you are. 2927 01:56:58,100 --> 01:57:00,060 It's like, it's wrong. 2928 01:57:00,940 --> 01:57:01,780 Your adult brain is in this. 2929 01:57:01,780 --> 01:57:02,760 It's never been kissed. 2930 01:57:02,760 --> 01:57:04,340 It's Drew Barrymore in that movie. 2931 01:57:04,340 --> 01:57:07,020 You can talk adult chicks with your knowledge of the world, 2932 01:57:07,020 --> 01:57:09,780 like any books that haven't come out yet. 2933 01:57:09,780 --> 01:57:12,060 Like if you read Twilight and found some 18 year old chick 2934 01:57:12,060 --> 01:57:13,100 and be like, hey, I know what happens 2935 01:57:13,100 --> 01:57:14,500 in the next Twilight book. 2936 01:57:14,500 --> 01:57:15,340 No. 2937 01:57:15,340 --> 01:57:16,180 You gotta fuck me first. 2938 01:57:16,180 --> 01:57:18,680 I guess. 2939 01:57:20,380 --> 01:57:23,460 But I, or is it, yeah, I mean, I don't know. 2940 01:57:23,460 --> 01:57:25,140 It's designed for young, you know, 2941 01:57:25,140 --> 01:57:28,520 the problem is with this question format, 2942 01:57:28,520 --> 01:57:30,600 is that yeah, for most of us lost it 2943 01:57:30,600 --> 01:57:31,840 when we were teenagers, I think, 2944 01:57:31,840 --> 01:57:34,140 but there are people who didn't who were 24 or whatever 2945 01:57:34,140 --> 01:57:35,380 and then who cares? 2946 01:57:35,380 --> 01:57:40,380 But like for me, yeah, I would probably be later 2947 01:57:40,620 --> 01:57:43,980 if I had the knowledge. 2948 01:57:43,980 --> 01:57:46,500 I don't think that I would worry about, 2949 01:57:46,500 --> 01:57:48,780 I think because I've lived a life, 2950 01:57:48,780 --> 01:57:52,500 I don't think that sex would hold such a high priority 2951 01:57:52,500 --> 01:57:54,500 on my mind through the adolescence 2952 01:57:54,500 --> 01:57:56,740 that it did when I was a teen. 2953 01:57:56,740 --> 01:57:59,740 I think that I'd have an understanding of those things. 2954 01:57:59,740 --> 01:58:00,580 I'd be on lock. 2955 01:58:00,580 --> 01:58:03,220 So I think that I would be able to wait until, 2956 01:58:03,220 --> 01:58:06,900 you know, I was older and, 2957 01:58:08,020 --> 01:58:12,020 but getting to the whole, if we relived our life again 2958 01:58:12,020 --> 01:58:13,780 from the age of five moving on with all 2959 01:58:13,780 --> 01:58:15,860 of your collective memories, 2960 01:58:15,860 --> 01:58:17,980 how much of your life would you deviate from? 2961 01:58:17,980 --> 01:58:19,820 Like would you go full? 2962 01:58:19,820 --> 01:58:21,660 I'd be a rich motherfucker right now. 2963 01:58:21,660 --> 01:58:23,380 I'm the next Justin Bieber, dude. 2964 01:58:23,380 --> 01:58:24,500 I'd be so rich. 2965 01:58:24,500 --> 01:58:25,340 How? 2966 01:58:25,340 --> 01:58:26,160 How? 2967 01:58:26,160 --> 01:58:27,000 Are you a naturally gifted singer? 2968 01:58:27,000 --> 01:58:27,940 I'll figure it out. 2969 01:58:27,940 --> 01:58:30,500 Do you remember all the lyrics to his songs? 2970 01:58:30,500 --> 01:58:31,340 I'm just betting Super Bowl's. 2971 01:58:31,340 --> 01:58:32,580 I'll bet Google, motherfucker. 2972 01:58:32,580 --> 01:58:34,620 How are you going to invent Google? 2973 01:58:34,620 --> 01:58:36,340 Are you an engineer? 2974 01:58:36,340 --> 01:58:37,180 No, I'll figure it out. 2975 01:58:37,180 --> 01:58:38,020 How? 2976 01:58:38,020 --> 01:58:39,300 You're gonna go back to five years old, 2977 01:58:39,300 --> 01:58:40,380 find some nerds and be like, 2978 01:58:40,380 --> 01:58:42,740 I know I have an idea for a search engine 2979 01:58:42,740 --> 01:58:44,780 using the internet, call it Google. 2980 01:58:44,780 --> 01:58:46,260 And they'll be like, thanks kid. 2981 01:58:46,260 --> 01:58:49,140 And then maybe invent Google way before it's time. 2982 01:58:49,140 --> 01:58:50,180 It won't work. 2983 01:58:50,180 --> 01:58:54,140 Like, I'll pull the fire alarm at 9-11, save the world. 2984 01:58:54,140 --> 01:58:54,980 Maybe. 2985 01:58:55,740 --> 01:58:56,940 Like that's so many. 2986 01:58:56,940 --> 01:58:58,180 How are you gonna convince? 2987 01:58:58,180 --> 01:59:01,440 How are you gonna convince your every fucking event 2988 01:59:01,440 --> 01:59:06,440 and every like creation ever from the 90s for some of us? 2989 01:59:06,720 --> 01:59:09,280 I'm joining Apple on day one. 2990 01:59:09,280 --> 01:59:11,380 Oh yeah, investing right away. 2991 01:59:11,380 --> 01:59:13,860 With fucking $5 would probably blow up. 2992 01:59:13,860 --> 01:59:14,700 Be a millionaire. 2993 01:59:14,700 --> 01:59:16,860 You'd get a little lawnmower job, invest in Apple. 2994 01:59:16,860 --> 01:59:18,580 Yeah, I mean, you're not wrong. 2995 01:59:18,580 --> 01:59:19,840 Bitcoin. 2996 01:59:19,840 --> 01:59:21,620 Now, okay, how about this? 2997 01:59:21,620 --> 01:59:24,060 Listen, I had Bitcoin and it's got rid of me. 2998 01:59:24,060 --> 01:59:26,020 Let's flip the scenario a little bit. 2999 01:59:26,020 --> 01:59:28,740 Let's look at this from a different angle. 3000 01:59:28,740 --> 01:59:33,740 How about you become a five-year-old version of you today. 3001 01:59:38,220 --> 01:59:40,860 So you're not, you don't go back in time. 3002 01:59:40,860 --> 01:59:42,700 You're not experiencing the time trial, 3003 01:59:42,700 --> 01:59:46,500 but you do get to re-experience life as a child. 3004 01:59:46,500 --> 01:59:48,060 But does everyone else know? 3005 01:59:48,060 --> 01:59:49,380 Or is it like Peter Parker? 3006 01:59:49,380 --> 01:59:50,220 You don't have your wife. 3007 01:59:50,220 --> 01:59:51,980 It's you gotta have a whole different life. 3008 01:59:51,980 --> 01:59:54,860 Yeah, like you're basically gonna re- 3009 01:59:54,860 --> 01:59:56,700 No, I'm not doing it. 3010 01:59:56,700 --> 01:59:57,540 Well, it's the same. 3011 01:59:57,540 --> 01:59:59,220 I'm just making best friends with my son. 3012 01:59:59,220 --> 02:00:00,580 Yeah. 3013 02:00:00,580 --> 02:00:01,420 Well, kind of. 3014 02:00:01,420 --> 02:00:03,540 I guess if you went to go find him. 3015 02:00:03,540 --> 02:00:05,420 But I would argue- 3016 02:00:05,420 --> 02:00:06,260 I don't think it's this guy. 3017 02:00:06,260 --> 02:00:07,100 He made us watch Repo. 3018 02:00:07,100 --> 02:00:08,260 I would argue this. 3019 02:00:08,260 --> 02:00:09,420 No, no, no, this is the option. 3020 02:00:09,420 --> 02:00:11,700 It's saying, do you wanna go back? 3021 02:00:11,700 --> 02:00:13,340 So it's asking you right now. 3022 02:00:13,340 --> 02:00:15,300 You could go back in time to the age of five, 3023 02:00:15,300 --> 02:00:17,700 relive your life from that time point of view 3024 02:00:17,700 --> 02:00:18,760 with all the information you have. 3025 02:00:18,760 --> 02:00:19,600 You're saying yes? 3026 02:00:19,600 --> 02:00:20,440 I'm saying yes. 3027 02:00:20,440 --> 02:00:21,260 Fine. 3028 02:00:21,260 --> 02:00:24,020 This spirit shoots you in the fucking head. 3029 02:00:24,020 --> 02:00:25,340 You now go back to, 3030 02:00:25,340 --> 02:00:27,580 so you're willing to give up your life that you have now 3031 02:00:27,580 --> 02:00:30,100 and your wife and your kids and everything. 3032 02:00:30,100 --> 02:00:32,540 No, you're asking right now. 3033 02:00:32,540 --> 02:00:34,780 Oh no, so you're gonna find your wife. 3034 02:00:34,780 --> 02:00:36,220 Your life, you don't have to change it. 3035 02:00:36,220 --> 02:00:37,460 You don't have to change anything. 3036 02:00:37,460 --> 02:00:38,300 Dude, if you go back to five years- 3037 02:00:38,300 --> 02:00:40,900 You do things the same way and you change certain things 3038 02:00:40,900 --> 02:00:43,260 like, for example, invest in Apple the first day. 3039 02:00:43,260 --> 02:00:44,100 You're gonna wanna- 3040 02:00:44,100 --> 02:00:45,740 You still have to do everything else the same. 3041 02:00:45,740 --> 02:00:46,580 You're, no, I promise you. 3042 02:00:46,580 --> 02:00:48,880 You're saying you wouldn't because you would change things, 3043 02:00:48,880 --> 02:00:50,740 but you have the knowledge, so you wouldn't. 3044 02:00:50,740 --> 02:00:52,900 No, but there's things you absolutely can change. 3045 02:00:52,900 --> 02:00:57,620 I mean, Austin brought up steel works of art, 3046 02:00:57,620 --> 02:01:00,820 like songs or movie ideas or books or whatever. 3047 02:01:00,820 --> 02:01:01,660 I'd write the movie Steel. 3048 02:01:01,660 --> 02:01:02,500 But you don't have to. 3049 02:01:02,500 --> 02:01:03,620 It doesn't even have to. 3050 02:01:03,620 --> 02:01:04,460 That's my point. 3051 02:01:04,460 --> 02:01:05,300 But you can also just, 3052 02:01:05,300 --> 02:01:06,380 because I don't remember who, 3053 02:01:06,380 --> 02:01:08,220 what any sports team have won anything, 3054 02:01:08,220 --> 02:01:10,260 and I can't remember any lottery numbers 3055 02:01:10,260 --> 02:01:11,220 off the top of my head. 3056 02:01:11,220 --> 02:01:12,940 You can't remember Apple. 3057 02:01:12,940 --> 02:01:13,760 I can't remember- 3058 02:01:13,760 --> 02:01:14,600 You can't remember Microsoft. 3059 02:01:14,600 --> 02:01:15,420 You can't remember- 3060 02:01:15,420 --> 02:01:19,480 I could tell my parents in 1990-something, whatever, 3061 02:01:19,480 --> 02:01:24,480 I could tell my parents to invest in Apple 3062 02:01:25,660 --> 02:01:28,060 and hope that that pays off for us, right? 3063 02:01:29,100 --> 02:01:30,100 But you don't have to do that. 3064 02:01:30,100 --> 02:01:32,020 If you were 18, you'd be a millionaire now. 3065 02:01:32,020 --> 02:01:33,700 If you'd have put $20 in Apple. 3066 02:01:35,020 --> 02:01:36,280 I mean, you're right. 3067 02:01:36,280 --> 02:01:37,120 Not $20. 3068 02:01:38,340 --> 02:01:41,860 By the time I was 18, Apple stock was legit enough. 3069 02:01:41,860 --> 02:01:44,020 They were making iPods by that time. 3070 02:01:44,020 --> 02:01:45,660 Use a different, okay, use Nvidia, 3071 02:01:45,660 --> 02:01:46,860 because they were nothing. 3072 02:01:46,860 --> 02:01:48,720 Okay, well, okay, that's besides the point. 3073 02:01:48,720 --> 02:01:50,240 But would you go back? 3074 02:01:50,240 --> 02:01:51,740 Would you become a five-year-old now? 3075 02:01:51,740 --> 02:01:53,620 So you're willing right now to go back 3076 02:01:53,620 --> 02:01:55,260 to being five years old, to relive your life, 3077 02:01:55,260 --> 02:01:57,900 because you're intending to get the people 3078 02:01:57,900 --> 02:01:59,060 that you still have in your life. 3079 02:01:59,060 --> 02:02:01,260 You're intending to sleep with your wife 3080 02:02:01,260 --> 02:02:02,540 at the same exact time, 3081 02:02:02,540 --> 02:02:05,200 to produce the same exact kids that you had. 3082 02:02:05,200 --> 02:02:06,180 I mean, you're gonna try. 3083 02:02:06,180 --> 02:02:07,020 It's not gonna work. 3084 02:02:07,020 --> 02:02:08,860 You're not gonna be able to line up your sperm 3085 02:02:08,860 --> 02:02:10,280 the right way with her eggs 3086 02:02:10,280 --> 02:02:12,020 to get the same kids that you have. 3087 02:02:12,020 --> 02:02:13,580 You're gonna end up having different children, 3088 02:02:13,580 --> 02:02:14,420 different grandkids. 3089 02:02:14,420 --> 02:02:16,260 That's gonna happen, regardless. 3090 02:02:16,260 --> 02:02:17,100 And- 3091 02:02:17,100 --> 02:02:18,060 It's probably gonna terrify you too. 3092 02:02:18,060 --> 02:02:18,900 You know what? 3093 02:02:18,900 --> 02:02:20,060 Oh, God. 3094 02:02:20,060 --> 02:02:21,100 Wait, this is a different kid. 3095 02:02:21,100 --> 02:02:21,940 What the hell? 3096 02:02:21,940 --> 02:02:23,580 Like, what's that thing? 3097 02:02:23,580 --> 02:02:26,700 The uncanny valley? 3098 02:02:26,700 --> 02:02:28,900 Oh, yeah, because it'll look like a slightly off version 3099 02:02:28,900 --> 02:02:31,140 of the one that you already had. 3100 02:02:31,140 --> 02:02:33,720 But if you're willing to do that, 3101 02:02:34,640 --> 02:02:35,480 I feel like it's, 3102 02:02:37,060 --> 02:02:38,060 I guess there's a difference, 3103 02:02:38,060 --> 02:02:42,020 because I think that if I could just be a five-year-old now 3104 02:02:42,020 --> 02:02:43,700 with the same situation, 3105 02:02:43,700 --> 02:02:46,760 but instead it's 2024 when you become a five-year-old, 3106 02:02:46,760 --> 02:02:48,860 I still think there's benefits to being a kid now. 3107 02:02:48,860 --> 02:02:50,780 I wouldn't do that, but I'll tell you, 3108 02:02:50,780 --> 02:02:53,100 I think part of the reason you don't see it 3109 02:02:53,100 --> 02:02:56,340 from that point of view is age difference. 3110 02:02:56,340 --> 02:02:57,500 When you're my age, you're going, 3111 02:02:57,500 --> 02:02:59,920 well, and the hard stuff and all that stuff. 3112 02:02:59,920 --> 02:03:02,380 So, because I could be gone in three days, 3113 02:03:02,380 --> 02:03:04,800 you're giving me 70 years in this scenario. 3114 02:03:04,800 --> 02:03:05,640 Yeah. 3115 02:03:07,060 --> 02:03:08,300 I mean, yeah, it's worth it. 3116 02:03:08,300 --> 02:03:10,340 But I'm also giving you 70 years in this scenario 3117 02:03:10,340 --> 02:03:13,140 where you become a five-year-old right now in 2024. 3118 02:03:13,140 --> 02:03:13,980 I won't do that. 3119 02:03:13,980 --> 02:03:16,100 So you're willing to... 3120 02:03:16,100 --> 02:03:20,620 The risk is way higher now to be a child these days. 3121 02:03:20,620 --> 02:03:22,460 You don't want to extend your life 3122 02:03:22,460 --> 02:03:25,940 another 70 years from now, 2024. 3123 02:03:25,940 --> 02:03:26,760 No. 3124 02:03:26,760 --> 02:03:28,740 You want to relive the golden age 3125 02:03:28,740 --> 02:03:31,100 and try to manipulate time to your benefit. 3126 02:03:31,100 --> 02:03:31,940 Right. 3127 02:03:31,940 --> 02:03:36,180 So, okay, so you don't value the idea of extended life 3128 02:03:36,180 --> 02:03:39,740 as much as you do the idea of profiting off of time travel 3129 02:03:39,740 --> 02:03:40,580 in this scenario. 3130 02:03:40,580 --> 02:03:41,420 That's right. 3131 02:03:41,420 --> 02:03:42,240 Okay, fair enough. 3132 02:03:42,240 --> 02:03:44,360 Anyone else? 3133 02:03:44,360 --> 02:03:45,920 I know we'll wrap this up. 3134 02:03:45,920 --> 02:03:46,880 I'm so sorry. 3135 02:03:46,880 --> 02:03:48,440 I didn't know it was going to go this hard with the paint. 3136 02:03:48,440 --> 02:03:49,440 Here's the last one. 3137 02:03:50,460 --> 02:03:52,560 Consider this possibility. 3138 02:03:52,560 --> 02:03:57,020 A, think about the deceased TV star, John Ritter. 3139 02:03:57,020 --> 02:03:59,760 Now, pretend Ritter has never become famous. 3140 02:03:59,760 --> 02:04:03,200 Pretend he was never affected by the trappings of fame 3141 02:04:03,200 --> 02:04:06,200 and try to imagine what his personality would have been like. 3142 02:04:06,200 --> 02:04:09,200 Now, imagine that this person, the un-famous John Ritter, 3143 02:04:09,200 --> 02:04:11,400 is the character in a situational commie, 3144 02:04:11,400 --> 02:04:13,000 situation comedy. 3145 02:04:13,000 --> 02:04:16,380 Now, you are also the character, a character in the sitcom, 3146 02:04:16,380 --> 02:04:18,440 and the un-famous John Ritter character 3147 02:04:18,440 --> 02:04:20,040 is your sitcom father. 3148 02:04:20,040 --> 02:04:22,360 However, the sitcom is actually your real life. 3149 02:04:22,360 --> 02:04:25,680 In other words, you are living inside a sitcom. 3150 02:04:25,680 --> 02:04:27,720 Everything about your life's a construction, 3151 02:04:27,720 --> 02:04:30,060 featuring the un-famous John Ritter playing himself 3152 02:04:30,060 --> 02:04:32,840 in the role of TV father, but this is not a sitcom. 3153 02:04:32,840 --> 02:04:33,720 This is your real life. 3154 02:04:33,720 --> 02:04:35,000 How would you feel about this? 3155 02:04:35,000 --> 02:04:36,120 Like killing myself. 3156 02:04:36,120 --> 02:04:37,200 Yeah, I'm with you on that. 3157 02:04:37,200 --> 02:04:39,240 That was some fucking jargon. 3158 02:04:39,240 --> 02:04:42,080 That question's weird. 3159 02:04:42,080 --> 02:04:42,600 Fuck it. 3160 02:04:42,600 --> 02:04:44,320 Basically, John Ritter was my dad. 3161 02:04:44,320 --> 02:04:45,360 Yeah, that's the question. 3162 02:04:45,360 --> 02:04:47,280 Do you want John Ritter to be your dad? 3163 02:04:47,280 --> 02:04:48,440 Yeah, fuck it. 3164 02:04:48,440 --> 02:04:50,840 There is one, and I can't find it, 3165 02:04:50,840 --> 02:05:02,080 but it was basically if you were given a stipend of, 3166 02:05:02,080 --> 02:05:05,560 let's just say, enough to live $100,000 a year, 3167 02:05:05,560 --> 02:05:08,440 and you don't have to work for it, and it's just a free money. 3168 02:05:08,440 --> 02:05:09,960 You get it monthly. 3169 02:05:09,960 --> 02:05:14,680 But the condition for this is every song 3170 02:05:14,680 --> 02:05:17,400 that you hear for the rest of your life 3171 02:05:17,400 --> 02:05:21,140 is going to be sung by Bruce Springsteen. 3172 02:05:21,140 --> 02:05:22,200 So it doesn't matter. 3173 02:05:22,200 --> 02:05:23,960 The musicals stay the same. 3174 02:05:23,960 --> 02:05:26,160 Eminem, it's Bruce Springsteen rapping. 3175 02:05:26,160 --> 02:05:27,660 You're the only person that hears this. 3176 02:05:27,660 --> 02:05:30,760 If you listen to Beyonce, it's Bruce Springsteen. 3177 02:05:30,760 --> 02:05:34,480 If you listen to Event 7, it's Bruce Springsteen. 3178 02:05:34,480 --> 02:05:37,240 Kill Bruce Springsteen. 3179 02:05:37,240 --> 02:05:38,240 That's an easy yes. 3180 02:05:38,240 --> 02:05:39,280 Do you like Bruce Springsteen? 3181 02:05:39,280 --> 02:05:41,040 It's not even that you like Bruce Springsteen. 3182 02:05:41,040 --> 02:05:41,960 It doesn't matter. 3183 02:05:41,960 --> 02:05:43,360 He's OK. 3184 02:05:43,360 --> 02:05:44,640 You don't value music over money. 3185 02:05:44,640 --> 02:05:46,120 I don't value music that highly. 3186 02:05:46,120 --> 02:05:46,600 OK. 3187 02:05:46,600 --> 02:05:47,920 I just don't value music. 3188 02:05:47,920 --> 02:05:49,000 I don't listen to much music. 3189 02:05:49,000 --> 02:05:49,960 I listen to podcasts. 3190 02:05:49,960 --> 02:05:51,520 I watch a lot of television movies. 3191 02:05:51,520 --> 02:05:52,680 And you also have a family. 3192 02:05:52,680 --> 02:05:53,200 How about you? 3193 02:05:53,200 --> 02:05:56,280 He also listens to music without lyrics 3194 02:05:56,280 --> 02:05:57,320 that he don't hear. 3195 02:05:57,320 --> 02:05:58,120 Yeah, that's true. 3196 02:05:58,120 --> 02:05:58,640 Instrumental. 3197 02:05:58,640 --> 02:06:02,120 How about because you're trying to be clever, 3198 02:06:02,120 --> 02:06:03,840 I'm going to change the rules a little bit, 3199 02:06:03,840 --> 02:06:05,560 and I'm going to say that if you try 3200 02:06:05,560 --> 02:06:07,640 to find music that doesn't have lyrics, 3201 02:06:07,640 --> 02:06:10,520 all the instruments are played by Bruce Springsteen's mouth, 3202 02:06:10,520 --> 02:06:12,600 where it's like he's doing the guitar like, 3203 02:06:12,600 --> 02:06:15,280 do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. 3204 02:06:15,280 --> 02:06:16,240 That might be kind of cool. 3205 02:06:16,240 --> 02:06:17,040 I like beatboxing. 3206 02:06:17,040 --> 02:06:17,800 Oh my god. 3207 02:06:17,800 --> 02:06:19,560 Yeah, I'll take the lyrics. 3208 02:06:19,560 --> 02:06:21,000 I'll take songs with lyrics, but I'll 3209 02:06:21,000 --> 02:06:23,680 find the instrumental version, and I'll sing it myself. 3210 02:06:23,680 --> 02:06:25,800 Because I've got to get my Austin Bieber career off 3211 02:06:25,800 --> 02:06:26,320 the ground. 3212 02:06:26,320 --> 02:06:27,040 Yeah, that's true. 3213 02:06:27,040 --> 02:06:29,880 And then you sound like Bruce Springsteen. 3214 02:06:29,880 --> 02:06:30,680 But only yourself. 3215 02:06:30,680 --> 02:06:33,480 Perfect money-making five-year-old from the past. 3216 02:06:33,480 --> 02:06:38,600 Well, that was the end of our hypothetical questions. 3217 02:06:38,600 --> 02:06:41,600 Pretty much the end of our episode. 3218 02:06:41,600 --> 02:06:42,200 Thank god. 3219 02:06:42,200 --> 02:06:44,920 Wait, we didn't do recreational recommendations. 3220 02:06:44,920 --> 02:06:46,280 You guys got a quick one? 3221 02:06:46,280 --> 02:06:47,080 Yeah. 3222 02:06:47,080 --> 02:06:48,280 OK, wait, hold on. 3223 02:06:48,280 --> 02:06:51,200 Let me write down, actually, cue music. 3224 02:06:51,200 --> 02:06:52,040 206. 3225 02:06:52,040 --> 02:06:53,400 206, 206. 3226 02:06:53,400 --> 02:06:53,900 Beep-boop. 3227 02:06:57,360 --> 02:06:58,720 King of the Avenue. 3228 02:06:58,720 --> 02:07:01,360 Oh, I heard, I read, I saw that somewhere. 3229 02:07:01,360 --> 02:07:01,920 Is it good? 3230 02:07:01,920 --> 02:07:02,720 Yeah, yeah. 3231 02:07:02,720 --> 02:07:04,280 I watched it a long-ass time ago. 3232 02:07:04,280 --> 02:07:05,720 It was really obscure. 3233 02:07:05,720 --> 02:07:07,080 Simon Rex? 3234 02:07:07,080 --> 02:07:07,680 No, no, no, no. 3235 02:07:07,680 --> 02:07:10,640 Is it Simon Rex? 3236 02:07:10,640 --> 02:07:13,640 Yeah, it's Simon Rex, I think. 3237 02:07:13,640 --> 02:07:16,400 Remember Scary Movie 3, the guy who basically 3238 02:07:16,400 --> 02:07:17,880 takes the M&M role? 3239 02:07:17,880 --> 02:07:18,520 No. 3240 02:07:18,520 --> 02:07:19,760 Oh, you never saw Scary Movie 3? 3241 02:07:19,760 --> 02:07:20,680 I did. 3242 02:07:20,680 --> 02:07:21,480 You don't remember that character? 3243 02:07:21,480 --> 02:07:22,280 No. 3244 02:07:22,280 --> 02:07:24,240 OK. 3245 02:07:24,240 --> 02:07:28,120 Guy's like a gang leader, drug kingpin, 3246 02:07:28,120 --> 02:07:30,320 and he lives a double life, his wife. 3247 02:07:30,320 --> 02:07:33,520 What are you looking at him for? 3248 02:07:33,520 --> 02:07:36,440 I wanted to see who was going to start the cheater up again. 3249 02:07:36,440 --> 02:07:39,160 But it's too, we can't. 3250 02:07:39,160 --> 02:07:40,080 It was too much. 3251 02:07:40,080 --> 02:07:41,400 Not packable. 3252 02:07:41,400 --> 02:07:42,440 But continue. 3253 02:07:42,440 --> 02:07:46,240 Continue talking about Scary Movie 3. 3254 02:07:46,240 --> 02:07:48,120 Talking about King of the Avenue. 3255 02:07:48,120 --> 02:07:51,200 I'm pretty sure it's Simon Rex is the star. 3256 02:07:51,200 --> 02:07:53,840 His dad is Ving Rhames. 3257 02:07:53,840 --> 02:07:56,160 He adopts him, and his dad, Ving Rhames, 3258 02:07:56,160 --> 02:07:57,200 is like a drug kingpin. 3259 02:07:57,200 --> 02:07:58,720 He dies. 3260 02:07:58,720 --> 02:08:02,440 Simon Rex takes over, and he lives a double life. 3261 02:08:02,440 --> 02:08:05,040 He has a normal wife and kid, and then he 3262 02:08:05,040 --> 02:08:07,600 has his girlfriend at his drug house. 3263 02:08:07,600 --> 02:08:13,080 And he makes a deal with the devil and digs up his dad. 3264 02:08:13,080 --> 02:08:15,000 And his dad comes back to life and starts 3265 02:08:15,000 --> 02:08:18,880 killing all his opponents in the drug game. 3266 02:08:18,880 --> 02:08:20,040 And yeah, it's a crazy movie. 3267 02:08:20,040 --> 02:08:22,400 Ving Rhames comes back from the dead 3268 02:08:22,400 --> 02:08:25,000 and starts killing all this dude's rival drug dealer guys? 3269 02:08:25,000 --> 02:08:26,040 Yeah. 3270 02:08:26,040 --> 02:08:26,960 That's not interesting. 3271 02:08:26,960 --> 02:08:28,000 King of the Avenue. 3272 02:08:28,000 --> 02:08:29,000 Yeah. 3273 02:08:29,000 --> 02:08:32,360 Like a indie, really indie, really indie. 3274 02:08:32,360 --> 02:08:33,600 But still good. 3275 02:08:33,600 --> 02:08:34,680 Enjoyable to watch. 3276 02:08:34,680 --> 02:08:36,720 No spoilers, Mike, if you're going to talk about. 3277 02:08:36,720 --> 02:08:37,640 You know what I'm doing. 3278 02:08:37,640 --> 02:08:39,480 But no spoilers, please, because I'm not there yet. 3279 02:08:39,480 --> 02:08:40,480 You're not there yet? 3280 02:08:40,480 --> 02:08:41,080 How are you? 3281 02:08:41,080 --> 02:08:41,880 Did you not finish? 3282 02:08:41,880 --> 02:08:43,200 Did you finish season 3? 3283 02:08:43,200 --> 02:08:44,160 I had no. 3284 02:08:44,160 --> 02:08:44,680 No? 3285 02:08:44,680 --> 02:08:47,840 No, I haven't, because I'm on the last episode and a half, 3286 02:08:47,840 --> 02:08:49,320 maybe. 3287 02:08:49,320 --> 02:08:50,880 Because of this, and I have a date. 3288 02:08:50,880 --> 02:08:51,840 You got one more day. 3289 02:08:54,800 --> 02:08:56,080 I'll try to get to it. 3290 02:08:56,080 --> 02:08:57,440 The Boys, season 4. 3291 02:08:57,440 --> 02:08:58,520 I haven't started it yet. 3292 02:08:58,520 --> 02:08:59,000 Oh, yeah. 3293 02:08:59,000 --> 02:09:01,920 You should be loving that. 3294 02:09:01,920 --> 02:09:04,720 I watched all three episodes in one sitting of the new season. 3295 02:09:04,720 --> 02:09:05,200 Good. 3296 02:09:05,200 --> 02:09:06,080 Going home, yeah. 3297 02:09:06,080 --> 02:09:06,600 I like it. 3298 02:09:06,600 --> 02:09:07,600 Watch the last one. 3299 02:09:07,600 --> 02:09:08,920 Yeah, I'm going to. 3300 02:09:08,920 --> 02:09:10,960 Oh, yeah, he has to watch Gen V, too. 3301 02:09:10,960 --> 02:09:12,360 Yeah, that's on my list, as well. 3302 02:09:12,360 --> 02:09:15,400 Not watching Gen V again. 3303 02:09:15,400 --> 02:09:17,800 But I've watched it for the first time. 3304 02:09:17,800 --> 02:09:18,440 Yeah, not you. 3305 02:09:18,440 --> 02:09:19,480 I know you already watched it. 3306 02:09:19,480 --> 02:09:19,960 Oh. 3307 02:09:19,960 --> 02:09:20,960 I was like, what? 3308 02:09:20,960 --> 02:09:22,320 I'm not watching it again. 3309 02:09:22,320 --> 02:09:25,840 I'll watch it for the first time. 3310 02:09:25,840 --> 02:09:27,040 I haven't seen it. 3311 02:09:27,040 --> 02:09:31,200 Yeah, and I'll even probably watch the Diabolical cartoon. 3312 02:09:31,200 --> 02:09:32,480 I haven't seen that one. 3313 02:09:32,480 --> 02:09:34,520 It's the Boys presents Diabolical, 3314 02:09:34,520 --> 02:09:36,880 and it's a Butcher cartoon. 3315 02:09:36,880 --> 02:09:38,680 Yeah. 3316 02:09:38,680 --> 02:09:42,880 And I'm also considering getting back into reading the comics. 3317 02:09:42,880 --> 02:09:45,040 I read the first few. 3318 02:09:45,040 --> 02:09:46,920 Definitely some changes. 3319 02:09:46,920 --> 02:09:48,200 But Boys is great. 3320 02:09:48,200 --> 02:09:49,200 So good. 3321 02:09:49,200 --> 02:09:51,360 Did you have anything of a recreational? 3322 02:09:51,360 --> 02:09:52,400 I was going to talk about the Boys, 3323 02:09:52,400 --> 02:09:54,120 but I haven't watched it yet, either. 3324 02:09:54,120 --> 02:09:55,120 Yeah. 3325 02:09:55,120 --> 02:09:55,640 I'm excited. 3326 02:09:55,640 --> 02:09:57,800 I've been reading the comics, and I just found it. 3327 02:09:57,800 --> 02:10:00,440 When I was at court, right outside the courthouse, 3328 02:10:00,440 --> 02:10:01,680 there was a pawn shop. 3329 02:10:01,680 --> 02:10:02,840 I don't know why. 3330 02:10:02,840 --> 02:10:07,800 But I bought a whole box of Punisher comics. 3331 02:10:07,800 --> 02:10:09,360 Old Punisher comics. 3332 02:10:09,360 --> 02:10:11,320 Yeah, I'm sorry about what happened to you 3333 02:10:11,320 --> 02:10:13,360 and why you had to go to court for that thing. 3334 02:10:13,360 --> 02:10:16,200 It's a shame that you're no longer allowed in your schools. 3335 02:10:16,200 --> 02:10:20,800 All right, we're going to end the podcast now. 3336 02:10:20,800 --> 02:10:22,000 Was that payback for me? 3337 02:10:22,000 --> 02:10:24,520 Yeah, a little bit for all this other earlier shit. 3338 02:10:24,520 --> 02:10:26,320 Yeah, you're going to be vague and say 3339 02:10:26,320 --> 02:10:28,960 you're outside of court. 3340 02:10:28,960 --> 02:10:31,320 So anyway, jury duty. 3341 02:10:31,320 --> 02:10:36,200 This has been, well, with me as always. 3342 02:10:36,200 --> 02:10:38,480 Would you rather I go back to the other format 3343 02:10:38,480 --> 02:10:40,160 where I'm fucking everything up intentionally? 3344 02:10:40,160 --> 02:10:41,520 No, that was stupid. 3345 02:10:41,520 --> 02:10:43,040 I'm so sorry, everybody. 3346 02:10:43,040 --> 02:10:45,760 If I could, I would hypothetically go back and change 3347 02:10:45,760 --> 02:10:48,920 it all from the beginning and make this show maybe 3348 02:10:48,920 --> 02:10:51,720 less cancelable. 3349 02:10:51,720 --> 02:10:55,520 OK, so I would gladly. 3350 02:10:55,520 --> 02:10:57,480 Well, this is always is Austin. 3351 02:11:02,880 --> 02:11:03,520 What's one of the things? 3352 02:11:03,520 --> 02:11:05,240 You look like you're trying to seduce him. 3353 02:11:05,240 --> 02:11:06,680 It's harder because you're so high. 3354 02:11:06,680 --> 02:11:07,480 I know, I know. 3355 02:11:07,480 --> 02:11:08,000 What? 3356 02:11:08,000 --> 02:11:09,640 You're trying to seduce him right now. 3357 02:11:09,640 --> 02:11:10,040 I did. 3358 02:11:10,040 --> 02:11:10,760 I was touching him. 3359 02:11:10,760 --> 02:11:11,760 Stop fucking doing that. 3360 02:11:11,760 --> 02:11:13,560 You've been doing that the whole episode. 3361 02:11:13,560 --> 02:11:14,520 And I don't like it. 3362 02:11:14,520 --> 02:11:15,080 I'm sorry. 3363 02:11:15,080 --> 02:11:15,960 Leaning in. 3364 02:11:15,960 --> 02:11:17,920 I'm just, it's like I don't have the directest energy. 3365 02:11:17,920 --> 02:11:19,000 Call him Professor Andy. 3366 02:11:19,000 --> 02:11:19,680 Yeah. 3367 02:11:19,680 --> 02:11:20,760 Professor Eric Andy. 3368 02:11:20,760 --> 02:11:22,040 He's our own Austin. 3369 02:11:22,040 --> 02:11:24,760 He fucked up. 3370 02:11:24,760 --> 02:11:28,120 He fucked six chicks, one every single day. 3371 02:11:28,120 --> 02:11:31,720 He rests on the seventh day, three hours a day 3372 02:11:31,720 --> 02:11:33,200 to get here, Farrell. 3373 02:11:33,200 --> 02:11:34,720 Kill myself. 3374 02:11:34,720 --> 02:11:36,560 We have Brennan. 3375 02:11:36,560 --> 02:11:41,000 Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da 3376 02:11:41,000 --> 02:11:44,000 da da da da da da da da da shiply up to Boston. 3377 02:11:44,000 --> 02:11:45,280 Good night, everybody. 3378 02:11:45,280 --> 02:11:47,520 And with us, as always, is Michael. 3379 02:11:47,520 --> 02:11:53,080 I would absolutely, at a post-apocalyptic restaurant, 3380 02:11:53,080 --> 02:11:58,120 eat a cleaned out, cooked butthole full of Clearman's 3381 02:11:58,120 --> 02:12:02,120 cheese spread if it was offered, Larson. 3382 02:12:02,120 --> 02:12:06,040 That's cooked butthole full of Clearman's spread. 3383 02:12:06,040 --> 02:12:07,480 Cellios, motherfucker! 3384 02:12:07,480 --> 02:12:09,600 I almost hit the fucking stop button 3385 02:12:09,600 --> 02:12:10,920 before you could get Cellios. 3386 02:12:10,920 --> 02:12:11,880 Go to Clearman'scheese.com. 3387 02:12:11,880 --> 02:12:13,520 The Clearman's cheese butthole. 3388 02:12:13,520 --> 02:12:16,240 Found it in your local staterooms. 3389 02:12:16,240 --> 02:12:17,440 All right, good night, everyone. 3390 02:12:17,440 --> 02:12:18,440 See you next time.