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Hallelujah!

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And welcome to a... probably, even though I've said a thousand times, no politics on

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the show, the most politically heated fucking anti-religious episode, I guess, or pro-religion,

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we'll find out.

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We have varying sides on the topic.

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Episode of Fried Rice Podcast.

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I'm your host, Andy Rice.

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Let's get fried.

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With me, as always, it is Michael.

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I hired the Westboro Baptist Church to, whenever we finally do kill Mike, to show up at his

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funeral with signs just saying, we hate stupid fucking nicknames.

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God hates stupid nicknames, and you deserve to go to hell.

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Larson?

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Still Chilean, motherfucker.

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God damn it.

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I fucking hate it.

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With me, as always, is Brennan.

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Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da

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Shipley up top, Austin!

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Hello, everybody.

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With us, as always, is Austin and I actually drove three and a half hours to meet up with

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this, I would say, a four out of ten lady.

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We also brought Mike, and we all went to do this, to do all four, all three of us fucking

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around at the same time she gave us beers.

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Didn't go well.

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Feral.

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Check me out at Heaven's Gate.

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Oh, Jesus.

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Too soon.

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Well, welcome, guys.

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If you haven't guessed already, the movie we're watching this week is Red State, but

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we'll get into that.

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Let's start off with just, I guess, just, I mean, how have you guys been?

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It's been a week.

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Anything, you know, just anything?

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Oh, God.

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We did that show at Lighthouse Lounge in Lake Havasu City, and at the end of it, I was the

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closer, and a couple friends that were there asked if I wanted a place to crash, because

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they know I live out, you know, three hours away, and I was like, no, no, it's cool, I'm

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just gonna drive home, and everyone goes home.

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I'm leaving, I stop at the grocery store to grab, like, an energy drink, and I go back

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out to my car, and my car doesn't start, so I'm just stuck there.

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It's late, it's like midnight, and I call a tow truck, and they can't be there until

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4 a.m., and at that point, I was just so angry that I just, all the rage in my body just

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made it shut down, and I just went to sleep in my car until the tow truck got there, jump

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started me.

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That sucks, and when you told me this earlier, I remember you said that you had called all

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of your friends, everyone you knew, sort of in the nearby area, and I don't remember getting

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a phone call.

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I mean, I literally was up Tuesday night, you know, I just got off work, I was there,

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I have this little portable battery charger, I would have, and it would have been nice

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to just have some friends on it, you know, you don't often get to see a friend at 2 o'clock

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in the morning, 3 o'clock in the morning, everyone's asleep, so it would have been nice.

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You live far away.

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I live an hour away, but it's an hour for a friend.

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You would have shown up and been like, I drove one hour to be here.

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I would have, and it would have been a joke we could have shared forever, just an inside

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joke, you and me, Austin, we could have shared that moment, had it with us for all time,

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it would have strengthened our friendship.

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I am so low impact on my friends.

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I tried not to ask for favors, I tried not to ask to crash more than once a month.

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I had used my favors for that month, so I just, I was like, I just gotta tough through

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this and it'll be a funny little comedy story later.

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How do you know that when you ask for those favors, you're not also letting that person

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get something out of it as well?

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So like if you spend the night at Sean's house, maybe he enjoys having you there, maybe the

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friendship, the camaraderie that you guys share, the bonding is worth it to him.

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My ego's big enough, that's why.

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Oh, you're blessed to have me here sleeping on your couch, snoring and farting and using

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your electricity to watch the TV, because I'm uncomfortable in silence.

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When I have a friend sleepover, I just, I wait for them to fall asleep, I come out,

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I think they look like beautiful little angels when they sleep.

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I just sit, put up a little chair and I watch them.

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Start brushing their hair.

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Start brushing their hair, yeah.

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So I would've, and I would've, your beard would've been so straight by the time you

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woke up.

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I would've, I have this, I have this beard balm.

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Keep braided.

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As someone who's fallen asleep here once, let me tell you, none of that is true.

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Mike.

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Oh yeah, when you, when you survived that poison he gave you.

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I guess I wanted to apologize to everybody for the musical episode last week.

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No, we're going to make Brennan do an apology video.

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People still think Austin killed a lady.

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Yeah.

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And it still wasn't as bad as what you made us do.

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If you go in the comments, there's a bunch of people that have lost carols that are putting

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it up in the, you know, where was Austin on August 11th, 2014?

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We don't know.

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I thought it was 2001.

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And also, which was before that movie came out, so I did her a favor.

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She witnessed 9-11, but she did not witness repo genetic opera.

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Such a shame.

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Oh man.

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So all right, well, let's get into what are we smoking?

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I guess cue the music.

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I didn't add music in last time.

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Fuck, I forgot.

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Oh wait, no, that's the wrong one.

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That's the other one.

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Wrong one.

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We need a different.

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What are you smoking?

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That's what it is.

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That's the one.

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That's the one you got to cut out.

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Fuck, okay.

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I forgot a note.

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All right.

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Oh well, what are we smoking, Brad?

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This is pretty good.

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Calibuds brand, it's called Face Off OG.

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Got it from THC.

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It's 29.65% THC.

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It's tasty.

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Good hybrid.

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Yeah, tastes good.

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And then after that we're going to have some baby jeeters.

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I've got Banana Peel.

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I always wonder who they're going after with Face Off.

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Also a great movie.

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I don't know.

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There's a really niche market of people that enjoy the movie because Face Off is one of

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those movies that I think some people legitimately think of as a brilliant piece of filmmaking.

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It's an enjoyable hour and a half.

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It's a John Woo American action movie and it's very John Woo.

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If you like John Woo, it's a good John Woo movie.

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The acting's over the top or is it?

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Because I feel like if they had both underplayed their characters, say they both went into

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that movie with the dramatic, they're both going to be like, this is going to be the

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most grounded performance you've ever seen in your life.

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John Travolta, grounded agent, Nicolas Cage, smart, capable fucking.

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Two of our better known understated actors.

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But what I'm saying is if they went hard in the paint on realism and then switched faces,

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it'd be a boring movie because they'd both be then serious fucking, they'd just both

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be like, all right, now I'm going to play a grounded cop instead of a grounded criminal.

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So having Nick Cage come out in that priest outfit in the beginning and just fucking laughing

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his ass off, I'm like, yeah, can't wait to see what John Travolta does with this, I guess.

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That was one of my favorite movies at the time when I watched it.

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Because my grandparents had this whole rack of old VHS movies, all from that time period,

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like Titanic, the original Star Wars, like all the everything, the old Avengers, which

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I didn't even know there was.

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Yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

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Wait, are we talking about the British one?

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I guess.

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I don't know.

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It looks so I never even watched it.

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Are you talking about Marvel's Avengers?

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Yeah, it looked like it looked like a shitty Captain America.

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I thought maybe it was a porno.

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I don't know.

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You might be thinking, well, if it was Captain America, there might have been crossovers

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in the old Incredible Hulk live TV show.

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Were there crossovers?

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No.

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None?

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None.

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Captain America never made an appearance in the Incredible Hulk, Lou Ferrigno's Incredible

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Hulk.

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No.

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But there was also live action Spider-Man.

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I think at that time, it might have been that Sony had Hulk too, though.

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So it's like there was.

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But I think that there's old made for TV live action Avengers.

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I feel like that's got to be a made for TV.

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There wasn't a theatrical Avengers movie.

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It said the Avengers on it.

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But I don't think it was theatrical.

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There's no there's a British movie called Avengers.

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There's also the British The Avengers, which Sean Connery made a reboot.

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That's like just British spies.

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It's like a Austin Powers meets James Bond right in the middle.

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Sounds shitty or so bad.

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It's so good.

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Well, it's about as good as what's that?

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What's the movie that made him quit acting for 12 years?

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League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, which I liked.

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It made Sean Connery stop acting for about 10 years or ever.

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Well, he smacks women.

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So, you know, but look where we are.

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Obviously, you got to give him a schmack.

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Yeah, got to give him a good schmack.

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You know, she gets out of line.

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Everyone smacks women.

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We can't have anything.

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You know, Kang, the Conqueror.

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That's done.

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Can't get a Lovecraft Country season two.

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Speaking of good Avengers movies.

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Well, it's not Avengers.

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It's Marvel, but the new Deadpool.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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I'm not spoiling anything.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

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hang on.

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I'm not spoiling anything.

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Before we continue this conversation, the movie we're reviewing today is Red State.

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Twenty, I'm just moving on.

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It's 2011 Red State by Kevin Smith.

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You're not going to fucking ruin that movie for me.

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He's growing.

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He's growing.

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I just thought it would be funny if everyone wants Wolverine to fight Hulk in live action.

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It'd be funny if they gave it to us and it was just Luke for Igno Hulk.

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Oh, I swear to God, if Hulk is in this movie, if that's been released in trailers and shit,

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I'm going to be so mad at you.

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I haven't seen anything.

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I don't know anything.

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I'm ignoring everything, too.

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I can't believe I got you to end your own tangent.

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Yeah, I guess all you have to do is bring up the one thing I don't want to spoil.

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Bring up spoiling a movie.

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I think it's probably going to be like the last movie that's going to be the most like

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I don't want to be have it spoiled movie kind of like almost ever.

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Because I can't imagine anything else.

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I think you say that every five years or so.

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Would the setting be a spoiler?

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Yeah, because they've already showed the first 10 minutes of the movie.

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A hundred percent.

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I don't want to know that.

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I don't want to.

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I don't want to know that anything about the first 10 minutes.

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I want to see the first 10 minutes in a month when it comes out.

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I wish I could do it at home.

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But no, that's not going to happen.

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The world we live in.

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You don't speculate or have theories?

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No, I don't think about it.

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I do everything.

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I actively I unfollow Facebook groups.

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I go on YouTube and I click not interested on anything Marvel related.

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Hell, I was going to put a sticker on my car the other day and I didn't because Andy, I've

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got a Deadpool sticker at home, but I'm waiting just so Andy doesn't have to look at Deadpool

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for the next.

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He doesn't even want to know Wolverine's in it.

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You wish it was just Deadpool 3.

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Yeah, I wish they called it Deadpool 3.

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I said that.

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Oh yeah.

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The moment they the moment I heard the moment I saw on online, someone said Wolverine Deadpool

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or whatever it's called.

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I was fucking pissed for a few days because I was like, why would they do that?

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That ruined it for me because I didn't know Wolverine was in it at all.

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I thought it was Deadpool 3 and then they changed the name of it.

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The problem with your your anti-spoiler thing, if that was true for everyone.

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No, it's not a problem for you, but for everyone else and for the for Marvel or the movie industry

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in general is that they need to spoil a little bit in order to promote otherwise no one would

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know the movie existed.

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Here's an idea I just thought of it right now.

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It's brilliant.

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Trailers moving forward should be separate things should be a separate movie should be

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a separate scene.

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So it so for instance, Deadpool Wolverine.

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Deadpool 1 was that that sure.

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No, we get it.

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Deadpool 1 Deadpool 2 are the things.

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But what we should get then for the trailer is a scene or yeah, like a prologue to the

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movie or a side thing or like a character that's not like whatever, just something that's

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cool that gets you hyped for it.

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That's a minute long that has that doesn't ruin a single scene from the movie is like

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what we would need.

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Like 30 second teasers like a teaser, but a teaser that doesn't require the net the

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you to see what the movie looks like.

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So like I know that Deadpool in the past once he did that like really cool.

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There was a series of videos of him in a bar playing different characters talking about

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the upcoming movie, right?

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Yeah, I'm OK with that.

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If he's talking about it, if he's talking about it in a way that doesn't ruin it because

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Deadpool again, that's a little bit tricky because he could very much be like me and

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Wolverine are going to fuck some shit up.

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But if you take a different movie, like take for instance, take a Star Wars movie.

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All right.

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So we have a new Star Wars coming out.

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Maybe.

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I don't know.

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Like whatever.

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Let's just say we have a new one coming out.

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You know what pumps people up if it's just like just a lightsaber battle between two

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people that like are maybe slightly related shadow.

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You don't even have to see who they are.

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Oh, yeah.

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Just have a cool lightsaber battle and say new Star Wars movie coming out next year.

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They were doing that a little bit.

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And then there's this new show out, the Acolyte.

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Yeah.

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I guess it takes place like further back in time, something like Knights of the Old Republic

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style.

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I think or High Republic.

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I think High Republic is when they were going for it.

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When is High Republic?

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Is that Young Anakin?

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No, but way before that.

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Oh, so Knights of the Old Republic.

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Yeah, totally separate.

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Well, there's the Old Republic, the New High Republic and then different eras.

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But the way they advertise it.

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A long, long time ago.

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Not a long, long, long time ago.

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If Anakin and Luke, exactly.

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They take place a long time ago.

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Then yeah, long, long time ago.

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Not super long ago.

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But yeah, they advertise it.

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I was like, oh, cool.

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It's going to be like a Jedi focused story.

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Not like Ahsoka, not like Mandalorian.

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Now they're going to go into the Jedi a little bit.

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A lot of complaints online about like, oh, it's all woke.

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It ain't no female start.

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I'm like, whatever.

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Woke alarm.

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But I was like, whatever, it's probably going to be good.

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And now that it's out and everyone's shitting on it, it made me like kind of debate watching

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it or not.

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OK.

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I'm like, oh, maybe there is some traction to this.

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And then this interview just came out with one of the stars from it.

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And she said something like, yeah, the goal of the show was to make white people cry or

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something or make white men sad or something.

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I was like, oh, so you just made a shitty show.

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To make a shitty show.

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I'm like, I don't mind any of the women's star or anything like that.

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But it's like, if you're making it intentionally to piss people off.

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But what's wrong with making a movie to intentionally piss people off?

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Isn't there hundreds of movies that have been made?

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I want good Star Wars.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait.

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First off, Star Wars is just a property.

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You can make an infinite amount of Star Wars things.

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They can cover any range of whatever the fuck they want to, including making a political

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statement.

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Didn't we literally review a movie that was made to piss people off to this week?

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So like, yeah, OK, fuck it.

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I haven't seen the acolyte.

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Am I going to watch the acolyte?

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I don't know.

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I haven't watched Mandalorian season two yet.

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I mean, like, Star Wars is escapism.

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It's fantasy.

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We don't want to see.

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I didn't like the Clone Wars where he goes into the Obi-Wan goes to the diner and has

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the guy identify the fucking dark way because it's too human like it's Star Wars.

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His history.

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What are you talking about?

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No, it's you.

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It's don't make it.

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You don't make it too close.

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You make it a whole different fucking thing.

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It's their whole thing, not earthly, not.

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Yeah, I get what you're saying.

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The Nazis, Stormtrooper, all that shit.

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Yeah, whatever.

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But not like Mandalorian season.

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Was it three?

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He goes into the butcher shop.

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Hey, hey, hey.

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Oh, my God, it came out of fucking two years ago.

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About 30 seconds ago, I just said, well, I haven't seen Mandalorian season two yet.

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So spoilers.

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It's not even a spoiler.

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It's just a place they go setting.

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I'm not saying what happens or what's going on.

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There is a butcher shop.

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There's a butcher shop.

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That's why.

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Yeah.

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Now I know one of the set pieces.

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My fucking it's ruined.

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There you go.

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But OK, but I'm mad that but me.

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It's unreasonable for me to be mad that they made a whole show and spent 20 million dollars

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an episode to piss off a group of people, which I could give a fuck less.

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I don't like the in cell community that are mad that there's female stars in Star Wars.

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But if you make I want it to be have good writing and be a good show and tell a good

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story.

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Don't just make it shitty on purpose to piss people off.

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I'm just saying that's out of context is all it is.

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That is completely out of context from the interview she was doing with what she said

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was to make white men cry.

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In other words, we're going to kill off a character you're going to care about.

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She's not talking about a woke.

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We're making this woke to piss people off.

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That's not what the interview was.

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I believe that.

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Hey, there's two sides.

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Out of context.

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There's two sides to every there's there's well, there's actually there's a lot of sides

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to every every thing.

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Right.

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So I mean, yeah.

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What did you watch the interview?

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Did you just read read an article about it?

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I read I read about it.

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I've seen clips and everything does kind of add up in the end.

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I mean, they made three shitty fucking movies.

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OK, but the movies were not too good.

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The only good things that have come out recently are John Favreau and.

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Oh, wait, real quick.

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The one who did the Clone Wars.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Real quick.

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First off, the a lot of people said that the prequels sucked.

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And then now 20 years later, we're all like, not bad.

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They made us appreciate it.

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These last three shitty movies.

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No, no.

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Well, you know, it's not so bad.

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I mean, I love the I love the prequels all the way through.

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I love the experience of going to the theater with my dad at the midnight releases, seeing

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all other Star Wars with my dad, too.

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All of that was fantastic.

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Special editions.

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Yeah.

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Skip school to go see that as a family.

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I saw a teacher there at midnight release and she's like, so you're going to be tired

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tomorrow too, huh?

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Yeah.

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Yes.

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If you talk to different people about Star Wars, it's whatever their age was when they

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came out is their favorites.

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I it's not my grandchildren.

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I like the original.

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Yeah, the original.

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I'm saying my grandchildren prefer the prequels.

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My kids prefer the prequels.

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Right.

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Because that's their age when they came out and they like the prequel.

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We're quick to you're quick to paint a brush that the new movies suck like they're not

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as little as George Lucas made a script.

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The first six movies.

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Fantastic.

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He wrote the script for the next three movies.

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They said, oh, cool, George.

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Yeah, we'll just stick that in a drawer and never touch it again.

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OK, real quick.

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First off, the first three movies are not masterpieces.

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First off, the first one is pretty boring and the lightsaber fights suck.

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And there's a lot of fucking dialogue that does nothing.

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Just the set pieces are kind of cool, but it's an old fucking kind of boring movie.

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The next two are pretty fire.

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I'll give you that.

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Fine.

447
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Those are great.

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First one set up.

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Yeah.

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First one set up, but it's boring.

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I always get the first one when I watch the prequels, though, they didn't have the technology

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to make the first three.

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OK, but you're saying that they're fucking that if we're comparing all nine, then let's

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get into it.

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The first one is boring of the original trilogy.

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The second two are pretty good, but even the second two are flawed in a lot of ways.

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I appreciate the special edition remasters that he's done because I think he fixed some

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shitty movies.

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The prequels when they came out, I loved them.

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I love them now, but they're fucking flawed as fuck.

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Jar Jar Binks, one of the worst characters ever made the even like the young Anakin is

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is annoying.

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Like like this is pod racing.

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Like those moments in my mind when I was a kid sounded fucking awesome.

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Looking at them now, these are just bad kid movies that they made it that they use the

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Star Wars franchise.

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So why be pissed off when later we get the coolest Star Wars stuff in a in like decent

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like OK stories.

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So OK, what's the coolest moment in Star Wars?

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I'll tell you what it is.

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It's well it's the end of Rogue One when we see the remaster of Darth Vader going through

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the thing, which is new Star Wars, which everyone shits on.

473
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But Rogue One was great.

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I haven't seen Andor yet, but Rogue One's great.

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I want to.

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But then cut to the second fucking coolest moment in Star Wars was Blaster trying to

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assassinate Kylo Ren, him stopping the fucking blaster mid blast doing a whole monologue

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leaving and then the blaster fucking shooting off as he leaves because the force finally

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lets go.

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Fucking I got chills when I heard that fucking buzz.

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The rest was bad.

482
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The Force Awakens was great.

483
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I enjoyed what Abrams said.

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My favorite Star Wars movie is Force Awakens.

485
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I wish you were still there.

486
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Harvested your nostalgia, though.

487
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No, it didn't harvest my nostalgia.

488
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I think it did.

489
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I think Ray.

490
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No, what's wrong with it?

491
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Oh, there's the money.

492
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I love it.

493
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Oh, and now there's R2-D2.

494
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The Force Awakens was great.

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At the very end, there's Luke.

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They just spaced a bunch of.

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Why is that a bad thing?

498
00:22:17,860 --> 00:22:18,860
Why are you saying that's a bad thing?

499
00:22:18,860 --> 00:22:21,860
What a time, guys.

500
00:22:21,860 --> 00:22:26,940
It's all irrelevant because it's not even the main creator who created the entire universe.

501
00:22:26,940 --> 00:22:28,420
I don't watch great movies like this.

502
00:22:28,420 --> 00:22:34,780
And then the whole person backing the project comes out and says, we don't have books or

503
00:22:34,780 --> 00:22:38,820
source material when there's a wall that could fill, there's a shelf that could fill this

504
00:22:38,820 --> 00:22:41,940
fucking wall of books and stories that are beloved.

505
00:22:41,940 --> 00:22:43,260
All right.

506
00:22:43,260 --> 00:22:45,260
You can't shit on a franchise.

507
00:22:45,260 --> 00:22:46,260
Yes, I can.

508
00:22:46,260 --> 00:22:47,260
I just did.

509
00:22:47,260 --> 00:22:53,260
I mean, when the old man who ran it 50 years ago decides to let someone else have the reins

510
00:22:53,260 --> 00:22:57,740
and they decide to turn it into, not decide to turn it into, they just keep expanding

511
00:22:57,740 --> 00:22:58,740
on it.

512
00:22:58,740 --> 00:23:00,860
It's the biggest franchise in the fucking universe.

513
00:23:00,860 --> 00:23:06,060
And yeah, you're going to get, are you pissed off that there's a four children Star Wars

514
00:23:06,060 --> 00:23:07,860
Rebels cartoon show?

515
00:23:07,860 --> 00:23:09,620
No, Rebels is fucking awesome.

516
00:23:09,620 --> 00:23:10,620
I love Rebels.

517
00:23:10,620 --> 00:23:11,620
What's the other one?

518
00:23:11,620 --> 00:23:12,620
Clone Wars?

519
00:23:12,620 --> 00:23:13,620
Love that too.

520
00:23:13,620 --> 00:23:14,620
No, not Clone Wars.

521
00:23:14,620 --> 00:23:15,620
Oh, the little kid one?

522
00:23:15,620 --> 00:23:16,620
The little one.

523
00:23:16,620 --> 00:23:17,620
The little baby kid, little.

524
00:23:17,620 --> 00:23:18,620
Yeah.

525
00:23:18,620 --> 00:23:19,620
The weird animation.

526
00:23:19,620 --> 00:23:20,620
Yeah.

527
00:23:20,620 --> 00:23:21,620
That's fine.

528
00:23:21,620 --> 00:23:22,620
Do you watch that and shit on that for its bad plot points?

529
00:23:22,620 --> 00:23:23,620
Fuck no.

530
00:23:23,620 --> 00:23:24,620
I know it's for little kids.

531
00:23:24,620 --> 00:23:25,620
That's fine.

532
00:23:25,620 --> 00:23:26,620
Great.

533
00:23:26,620 --> 00:23:27,620
Give it to them.

534
00:23:27,620 --> 00:23:28,620
Right.

535
00:23:28,620 --> 00:23:30,340
So I can't remember a single fucking plot point of the new movies, but I can think of about

536
00:23:30,340 --> 00:23:36,900
a dozen, half a dozen fights that stand out of my head as being fucking awesome.

537
00:23:36,900 --> 00:23:44,300
When I think about the prequel, I think about just the duel of fates Anakin, sorry, Qui-Gon

538
00:23:44,300 --> 00:23:47,220
Jinn fight with Darth Maul.

539
00:23:47,220 --> 00:23:53,420
Darth Maul was probably the most redeeming part about the prequel trilogy.

540
00:23:53,420 --> 00:23:55,300
He's gone after the first movie.

541
00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:58,940
Then we get just interchangeable Siths.

542
00:23:58,940 --> 00:23:59,940
You get like-

543
00:23:59,940 --> 00:24:04,300
Here, I can end this argument completely because if the world was made the way you want it

544
00:24:04,300 --> 00:24:08,300
made where you don't go back and change things, we wouldn't have Grogu.

545
00:24:08,300 --> 00:24:09,300
Wait.

546
00:24:09,300 --> 00:24:10,300
Oh.

547
00:24:10,300 --> 00:24:11,300
Grogu.

548
00:24:11,300 --> 00:24:15,700
You mean the thing that Filoni and Favreau worked on together that was great, The Mandalorian?

549
00:24:15,700 --> 00:24:16,700
That was great.

550
00:24:16,700 --> 00:24:17,700
Mandalorian was great.

551
00:24:17,700 --> 00:24:18,700
Ahsoka, also great.

552
00:24:18,700 --> 00:24:20,340
But if you quit trying, you won't get that either.

553
00:24:20,340 --> 00:24:22,900
I'll even say Andor was great.

554
00:24:22,900 --> 00:24:23,900
I haven't watched Andor yet.

555
00:24:23,900 --> 00:24:27,500
It is my least favorite of those three new shows, but it was still really great.

556
00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:28,500
I liked Solo.

557
00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:29,500
Solo was just kind of eh.

558
00:24:29,500 --> 00:24:30,500
I liked it.

559
00:24:30,500 --> 00:24:31,500
It grew on me.

560
00:24:31,500 --> 00:24:33,140
They put Darth Maul at the very end, which was kind of cool.

561
00:24:33,140 --> 00:24:36,060
It's like, oh, Darth Maul's still alive.

562
00:24:36,060 --> 00:24:40,060
And well, we already knew that because in Clone Wars, blah, blah, blah, whatever.

563
00:24:40,060 --> 00:24:43,620
But yeah, the new stuff just seems bleak.

564
00:24:43,620 --> 00:24:47,500
I'm going to watch the Acolyte and maybe I'll reform my opinion.

565
00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:51,260
But if everything lines up the way I thought it was, it's like, yeah, why don't we make

566
00:24:51,260 --> 00:24:53,220
a tier list of all three trilogies?

567
00:24:53,220 --> 00:24:56,740
Each of us make our own tier list and compare them.

568
00:24:56,740 --> 00:24:57,740
I don't think it would be a trilogy.

569
00:24:57,740 --> 00:25:01,500
I think if you're going to tier list, you just tier list all Star Wars properties and

570
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:02,500
just put them in.

571
00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:03,500
That's a lot.

572
00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:04,500
And all the movies.

573
00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:05,500
That's a lot.

574
00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:06,500
It's a lot.

575
00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:09,980
And you have to watch all of them because apparently you don't watch fucking anything.

576
00:25:09,980 --> 00:25:13,180
Yeah, it's going to be a lot for an episode of podcast.

577
00:25:13,180 --> 00:25:14,180
I mean, I'm too busy.

578
00:25:14,180 --> 00:25:15,180
Mike can get behind that.

579
00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:17,180
We made him watch all six seasons of Entourage.

580
00:25:17,180 --> 00:25:18,180
We fucking did.

581
00:25:18,180 --> 00:25:22,540
We still haven't even announced what we're going to do the Entourage episode.

582
00:25:22,540 --> 00:25:24,100
You willing to watch all six seasons of Entourage?

583
00:25:24,100 --> 00:25:25,740
We can just do it a real fried rice podcast.

584
00:25:25,740 --> 00:25:26,740
Is it worth it?

585
00:25:26,740 --> 00:25:27,740
It's a good show.

586
00:25:27,740 --> 00:25:28,740
Yes, it's very much worth it.

587
00:25:28,740 --> 00:25:29,740
What's it on?

588
00:25:29,740 --> 00:25:30,740
HBO?

589
00:25:30,740 --> 00:25:31,740
Yeah, HBO.

590
00:25:31,740 --> 00:25:35,460
If you start now, we can all, I might have to rewatch it too.

591
00:25:35,460 --> 00:25:37,060
So all of it in the movies.

592
00:25:37,060 --> 00:25:39,460
Let's all plan to do it in like a month.

593
00:25:39,460 --> 00:25:40,460
We've got six seasons in a movie.

594
00:25:40,460 --> 00:25:41,460
Have you seen the movie?

595
00:25:41,460 --> 00:25:42,460
I have the movie on Blu-ray.

596
00:25:42,460 --> 00:25:43,460
There we go.

597
00:25:43,460 --> 00:25:44,460
I have a hard copy.

598
00:25:44,460 --> 00:25:48,660
We've got the behind the scenes features.

599
00:25:48,660 --> 00:25:58,180
So after that half an hour Star Wars discussion, the movie that we reviewed this week is Red

600
00:25:58,180 --> 00:26:02,100
State by Kevin Smith, 2011.

601
00:26:02,100 --> 00:26:04,260
A man who also stands behind my beliefs.

602
00:26:04,260 --> 00:26:07,260
Okay, moving on though.

603
00:26:07,260 --> 00:26:11,540
I'm just saying that like.

604
00:26:11,540 --> 00:26:14,860
I'd say visually those movies are fantastic.

605
00:26:14,860 --> 00:26:15,860
They're visually fantastic.

606
00:26:15,860 --> 00:26:18,380
Story, story wise, they dropped the ball.

607
00:26:18,380 --> 00:26:19,380
The first one was fantastic.

608
00:26:19,380 --> 00:26:21,060
He set it up great.

609
00:26:21,060 --> 00:26:22,060
Effects are great.

610
00:26:22,060 --> 00:26:23,060
Effects are awesome.

611
00:26:23,060 --> 00:26:24,060
JJ set it up great.

612
00:26:24,060 --> 00:26:26,420
And then the second two, they kind of just, they were just like, all right, we're gonna

613
00:26:26,420 --> 00:26:27,420
go this way instead.

614
00:26:27,420 --> 00:26:31,060
It's like you had all of these options of all of these different storylines you could

615
00:26:31,060 --> 00:26:35,140
have continued the galaxy on or at least went somewhere in that direction.

616
00:26:35,140 --> 00:26:38,180
But they just, they decided to go to a casino halfway through one of the movies.

617
00:26:38,180 --> 00:26:40,460
And then how do you feel about Fast and Furious?

618
00:26:40,460 --> 00:26:43,700
Oh, they're so stupid, but keep giving us more, please.

619
00:26:43,700 --> 00:26:44,700
Okay.

620
00:26:44,700 --> 00:26:45,700
Giving us more.

621
00:26:45,700 --> 00:26:49,820
They look at this the same in the words of Kyle Canane in the words of one of my favorite

622
00:26:49,820 --> 00:26:50,820
comedians ever.

623
00:26:50,820 --> 00:26:54,340
Kyle Canane is that Fast and Furious movies know that they're stupid.

624
00:26:54,340 --> 00:26:55,780
We know they're stupid.

625
00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:57,220
Keep giving us more of them.

626
00:26:57,220 --> 00:27:00,140
The newest one is Fast X, which means 10.

627
00:27:00,140 --> 00:27:01,460
There's 12 of them.

628
00:27:01,460 --> 00:27:02,460
Good.

629
00:27:02,460 --> 00:27:03,540
But go back and watch one.

630
00:27:03,540 --> 00:27:05,620
Go back and watch Fast and Furious.

631
00:27:05,620 --> 00:27:06,860
They didn't start that way.

632
00:27:06,860 --> 00:27:07,860
That was my point.

633
00:27:07,860 --> 00:27:11,900
My point is that they just expanded, expanded, expanded to ridiculousness.

634
00:27:11,900 --> 00:27:12,900
Yeah.

635
00:27:12,900 --> 00:27:13,900
And you love that.

636
00:27:13,900 --> 00:27:14,900
So, yeah.

637
00:27:14,900 --> 00:27:17,860
So give other people the same leeway.

638
00:27:17,860 --> 00:27:23,740
I know that your Space Wizard movie, the first one with the really bad effects, the first

639
00:27:23,740 --> 00:27:29,020
three Space Wizard movies were the one that came out when we still executed people via

640
00:27:29,020 --> 00:27:30,020
guillotine.

641
00:27:30,020 --> 00:27:31,020
Yes.

642
00:27:31,020 --> 00:27:32,020
Yeah.

643
00:27:32,020 --> 00:27:33,020
Yeah.

644
00:27:33,020 --> 00:27:35,700
They stopped doing that the same year that movie came out.

645
00:27:35,700 --> 00:27:36,700
Okay.

646
00:27:36,700 --> 00:27:38,100
So cut them some fucking slack.

647
00:27:38,100 --> 00:27:39,100
Yeah.

648
00:27:39,100 --> 00:27:41,580
Well, I'm just saying.

649
00:27:41,580 --> 00:27:45,580
Also Christopher Lee, Count Dooku, was there to witness it too, himself, in person.

650
00:27:45,580 --> 00:27:46,580
Fine.

651
00:27:46,580 --> 00:27:51,740
But I'm just saying your Space Wizard movies, the first three, which I think were not great

652
00:27:51,740 --> 00:27:56,980
looking, had a better story, quote unquote, than the next three Space Wizard movies.

653
00:27:56,980 --> 00:27:59,000
But those, that, people like those.

654
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,340
Those were made for kids.

655
00:28:00,340 --> 00:28:04,300
These three Space Wizard movies are just made for a more general audience.

656
00:28:04,300 --> 00:28:06,580
So like, and they're just Westerns.

657
00:28:06,580 --> 00:28:09,260
They're not even, the plots to them aren't even that great.

658
00:28:09,260 --> 00:28:10,260
It's all slapstick.

659
00:28:10,260 --> 00:28:12,300
It's basically just slapstick.

660
00:28:12,300 --> 00:28:16,740
I'll agree with Mike that the last three movies they made are slapstick.

661
00:28:16,740 --> 00:28:17,740
Yeah.

662
00:28:17,740 --> 00:28:23,540
But dude, oh, how about that one scene where C-3PO gets that forbidden Sith language and

663
00:28:23,540 --> 00:28:27,540
they have to like momentarily think that they're going to erase all of his memory.

664
00:28:27,540 --> 00:28:33,020
Kylo Ren stopping bullets for about five minutes and then C-3PO learning Sith language for

665
00:28:33,020 --> 00:28:34,020
about one minute.

666
00:28:34,020 --> 00:28:37,060
So that's six minutes out of hours and hours.

667
00:28:37,060 --> 00:28:38,060
And the blaster thing.

668
00:28:38,060 --> 00:28:39,060
That's, yeah.

669
00:28:39,060 --> 00:28:40,060
A total of six minutes.

670
00:28:40,060 --> 00:28:41,060
Oh.

671
00:28:41,060 --> 00:28:44,500
And the force teleported fight with Luke and Kylo Ren.

672
00:28:44,500 --> 00:28:45,500
Yeah.

673
00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:50,620
That was, that, Luke dying, which sadly was my favorite part of the whole thing.

674
00:28:50,620 --> 00:28:54,660
It was like the only thing that even kind of brought me close to that emotional man

675
00:28:54,660 --> 00:28:57,700
tears like, yeah, it's over, look at the two sons again.

676
00:28:57,700 --> 00:28:59,220
Oh, he fades away.

677
00:28:59,220 --> 00:29:00,340
What about, what?

678
00:29:00,340 --> 00:29:03,380
Standing on the hill, Luke standing on the hill, didn't do anything to you.

679
00:29:03,380 --> 00:29:04,380
Sitting on the, sitting on the hill.

680
00:29:04,380 --> 00:29:11,780
How about that recut of, with the don't stop me now at the end fight of the last movie.

681
00:29:11,780 --> 00:29:12,780
That's fucking dope.

682
00:29:12,780 --> 00:29:14,300
Or even the red room.

683
00:29:14,300 --> 00:29:18,180
If you just put Queen, who the fuck was that guy anyways?

684
00:29:18,180 --> 00:29:23,100
The guy that Kylo Ren just like rotates the saber and cuts through his midsection and

685
00:29:23,100 --> 00:29:24,860
kills who the fuck was that guy?

686
00:29:24,860 --> 00:29:26,380
He's just a clone for the emperor.

687
00:29:26,380 --> 00:29:28,260
Like fuck, let's bring back the emperor.

688
00:29:28,260 --> 00:29:29,260
The Knights of Ren.

689
00:29:29,260 --> 00:29:30,260
Yeah.

690
00:29:30,260 --> 00:29:31,260
What about, okay.

691
00:29:31,260 --> 00:29:32,740
They could have done so much more backstory on the Knights of Ren.

692
00:29:32,740 --> 00:29:37,140
They could, they could have expanded a lot to make it a good move, like good story.

693
00:29:37,140 --> 00:29:38,860
Or just followed George Lucas's script.

694
00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:42,220
I mean, yeah, but he had 4 billion reasons to sell.

695
00:29:42,220 --> 00:29:47,220
There's a reason he had 4 billion reasons to sell Star Wars because he had a good fucking

696
00:29:47,220 --> 00:29:48,220
idea.

697
00:29:48,220 --> 00:29:50,820
And he says here, you can make, want to make 4 billion more dollars?

698
00:29:50,820 --> 00:29:51,820
Here's three movies.

699
00:29:51,820 --> 00:29:53,020
But I mean, they could have changed it.

700
00:29:53,020 --> 00:29:56,180
They could have, they could have done their own thing too, but they just needed to expand

701
00:29:56,180 --> 00:29:57,740
differently than the way that they did.

702
00:29:57,740 --> 00:30:03,500
And they just kind of brushed off the important things and just kind of focused on like going

703
00:30:03,500 --> 00:30:04,500
to the casino.

704
00:30:04,500 --> 00:30:05,500
That was, that was, that, that's, yeah.

705
00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:06,500
They could have followed.

706
00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:07,500
They were trying to have fun.

707
00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:09,700
They were trying to make it a fun Star Wars experience.

708
00:30:09,700 --> 00:30:10,700
I don't remember.

709
00:30:10,700 --> 00:30:12,700
I think it's the second one.

710
00:30:12,700 --> 00:30:13,700
Maybe it's the third one.

711
00:30:13,700 --> 00:30:14,700
I can't remember.

712
00:30:14,700 --> 00:30:16,980
But the kid that pulls the broom up at the end, like that was cool.

713
00:30:16,980 --> 00:30:18,700
I was like, all right, where are they going to go with this?

714
00:30:18,700 --> 00:30:22,740
Like she's going to be finding more Force users and try to train up new Jedi's or something.

715
00:30:22,740 --> 00:30:24,620
Like, you know, didn't go back to it.

716
00:30:24,620 --> 00:30:28,380
But I think, but that's what they're doing with that though, is I think they're just

717
00:30:28,380 --> 00:30:33,580
setting up, setting up the fact that now more of like a 10 20 year plan.

718
00:30:33,580 --> 00:30:35,660
Like, yeah, post, we don't see the bigger picture.

719
00:30:35,660 --> 00:30:36,660
We're P on yeah.

720
00:30:36,660 --> 00:30:37,660
Yeah.

721
00:30:37,660 --> 00:30:40,100
Post-Ray, it's going to be, anyone could be a Jedi.

722
00:30:40,100 --> 00:30:46,340
Like almost like the, um, like with Bucky, the vampire slayer, anyone could potentially

723
00:30:46,340 --> 00:30:47,340
be a slayer.

724
00:30:47,340 --> 00:30:49,580
You know, there's, could only be one in that case.

725
00:30:49,580 --> 00:30:53,620
So the slayer dies, any number of girls can become the slayer.

726
00:30:53,620 --> 00:30:57,580
Like, and, and the people know who the potentials are.

727
00:30:57,580 --> 00:30:59,820
I feel like, yeah, this would be kind of similar.

728
00:30:59,820 --> 00:31:01,820
Like there's going to be a bunch of potential Jedi's out there.

729
00:31:01,820 --> 00:31:07,180
And then I think there might be a new Jedi council made where they then go try to find

730
00:31:07,180 --> 00:31:13,220
force sensitive Jedi Academy, a new, yeah, new Jedi Academy that then try to prevent

731
00:31:13,220 --> 00:31:15,520
a new Sith order from rising.

732
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:17,980
That's a cool, that could be a cool new trilogy.

733
00:31:17,980 --> 00:31:22,980
If they did that with an older Ray, an old, uh, did Kylo live?

734
00:31:22,980 --> 00:31:25,940
Did you watch it?

735
00:31:25,940 --> 00:31:26,940
Yeah, I watched it.

736
00:31:26,940 --> 00:31:27,940
I forgot.

737
00:31:27,940 --> 00:31:28,940
Yeah.

738
00:31:28,940 --> 00:31:29,940
Kylo dies in the end.

739
00:31:29,940 --> 00:31:30,940
Okay.

740
00:31:30,940 --> 00:31:31,940
So well, he becomes Ben and so Ben does.

741
00:31:31,940 --> 00:31:32,940
Yeah.

742
00:31:32,940 --> 00:31:33,940
She doesn't kiss him back to life.

743
00:31:33,940 --> 00:31:34,940
I thought she did.

744
00:31:34,940 --> 00:31:36,780
Or he kisses her back to life.

745
00:31:36,780 --> 00:31:39,940
Uh, he, uh, no, she does a force.

746
00:31:39,940 --> 00:31:44,620
The Emperor sucks their life force out, like some weird obscure anime character villain

747
00:31:44,620 --> 00:31:48,180
out for a second and then he gives his life force to her or something.

748
00:31:48,180 --> 00:31:49,180
I don't know.

749
00:31:49,180 --> 00:31:50,180
I wasn't super against it.

750
00:31:50,180 --> 00:31:55,780
I don't mind them taking liberties like that, but like the creator left the skeletal outline

751
00:31:55,780 --> 00:31:56,780
for you.

752
00:31:56,780 --> 00:31:57,780
Should have just followed it, bro.

753
00:31:57,780 --> 00:32:01,620
You keep saying that, but I loved when Lando Calrissian and all of them went to that desert

754
00:32:01,620 --> 00:32:05,820
planet and hung out with those fucking, uh, crazy, like, uh, that one, like all those

755
00:32:05,820 --> 00:32:08,140
people and then found that sandworm thing.

756
00:32:08,140 --> 00:32:10,460
And then we found out that you could force heel.

757
00:32:10,460 --> 00:32:12,180
Like there's some cool shit.

758
00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:17,500
The, uh, on your left moment from Avengers end game, sorry, the, uh, when Lando Calrissian

759
00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:21,380
shows up in his ship at the end of, uh, the last Star Wars movie.

760
00:32:21,380 --> 00:32:24,060
I saw that and it visually appealing.

761
00:32:24,060 --> 00:32:26,500
Did not have the same effect that Avengers did.

762
00:32:26,500 --> 00:32:27,500
I don't know.

763
00:32:27,500 --> 00:32:29,460
It may not, but it was fucking awesome.

764
00:32:29,460 --> 00:32:36,780
Nonetheless, I watched that whole last, that last probably 40 minutes of, of the last Star

765
00:32:36,780 --> 00:32:37,780
Wars movies.

766
00:32:37,780 --> 00:32:38,780
Fucking awesome.

767
00:32:38,780 --> 00:32:44,300
You see all the star destroyers, you see the dudes that are there completely outnumbered,

768
00:32:44,300 --> 00:32:48,340
just go fucking ham and try to kill as many motherfuckers as they can.

769
00:32:48,340 --> 00:32:49,860
You get that queen song.

770
00:32:49,860 --> 00:32:53,140
Don't stop me now as they're fighting down below, which is just watch it with that cut

771
00:32:53,140 --> 00:32:54,140
if you can.

772
00:32:54,140 --> 00:32:58,780
Uh, and then if you can find what that Mexican, uh, one where he picks up the beer, have you

773
00:32:58,780 --> 00:32:59,780
seen that?

774
00:32:59,780 --> 00:33:00,780
Yeah.

775
00:33:00,780 --> 00:33:01,780
So what's it called?

776
00:33:01,780 --> 00:33:04,780
Surveys that crystal or have you seen the survey?

777
00:33:04,780 --> 00:33:05,780
So crystal commercial.

778
00:33:05,780 --> 00:33:07,540
No, it's from the original cuts.

779
00:33:07,540 --> 00:33:13,900
So, so in the original trilogy, when they played it in Mexico or Brazil, they, uh, they

780
00:33:13,900 --> 00:33:18,660
couldn't, they, they didn't want to do commercials, uh, like cut to commercials.

781
00:33:18,660 --> 00:33:23,820
So what they did was they filmed in movie commercials.

782
00:33:23,820 --> 00:33:29,540
So the emperor is talking to Luke and he's like, like, or Vader, he's like Vader, blah,

783
00:33:29,540 --> 00:33:30,540
blah, blah.

784
00:33:30,540 --> 00:33:34,940
And then it cuts to his hand, like, like the emperor does this, but then it cuts to a completely

785
00:33:34,940 --> 00:33:40,500
different scene where it's his hand and he's force pulling a beer and it goes, uh, crystal

786
00:33:40,500 --> 00:33:43,420
song, crystal survey song.

787
00:33:43,420 --> 00:33:45,460
And then he, uh, and then it just cuts back to the movie.

788
00:33:45,460 --> 00:33:46,460
It's holy shit.

789
00:33:46,460 --> 00:33:47,460
And this is real.

790
00:33:47,460 --> 00:33:48,460
I would have loved to have been there.

791
00:33:48,460 --> 00:33:49,460
This is real things.

792
00:33:49,460 --> 00:33:50,460
You can find them online.

793
00:33:50,460 --> 00:33:51,460
I'll find it later.

794
00:33:51,460 --> 00:33:53,460
I didn't know we were doing a star Wars episode.

795
00:33:53,460 --> 00:33:57,580
Uh, so, so talk about Kevin Smith.

796
00:33:57,580 --> 00:33:59,700
We're going to do a star Wars tier list.

797
00:33:59,700 --> 00:34:00,700
Maybe.

798
00:34:00,700 --> 00:34:01,700
Yeah, I guess so.

799
00:34:01,700 --> 00:34:06,780
Let the audience decide who has the best tier list out of the four of us.

800
00:34:06,780 --> 00:34:07,780
Yeah.

801
00:34:07,780 --> 00:34:08,820
Do you, do you tear our tier lists?

802
00:34:08,820 --> 00:34:11,100
I'll make, I'll, I'll make a graph for it.

803
00:34:11,100 --> 00:34:15,980
I'll draw up a graph and you guys just put the movie wherever on the tier list you think

804
00:34:15,980 --> 00:34:16,980
it goes.

805
00:34:16,980 --> 00:34:21,620
And there'll be nine tiers shit tier.

806
00:34:21,620 --> 00:34:23,140
And how about a W tier?

807
00:34:23,140 --> 00:34:25,340
The F tier W tier to be here.

808
00:34:25,340 --> 00:34:26,340
Yeah.

809
00:34:26,340 --> 00:34:27,340
All right.

810
00:34:27,340 --> 00:34:29,460
There, but you can only put one in each tier.

811
00:34:29,460 --> 00:34:32,820
So it's going to be just a list of, you know, good to bad.

812
00:34:32,820 --> 00:34:35,460
You can only put one movie in each tier.

813
00:34:35,460 --> 00:34:36,460
Yes.

814
00:34:36,460 --> 00:34:38,180
You have to go favor to the least favorite.

815
00:34:38,180 --> 00:34:39,180
Yeah.

816
00:34:39,180 --> 00:34:43,060
Just doing five movies or nine, nine movies of out of the nine movies.

817
00:34:43,060 --> 00:34:45,620
So we just, just the whole side.

818
00:34:45,620 --> 00:34:46,620
Just ranking them in order.

819
00:34:46,620 --> 00:34:47,620
Yeah.

820
00:34:47,620 --> 00:34:48,620
Yeah.

821
00:34:48,620 --> 00:34:50,220
Trying to do something different.

822
00:34:50,220 --> 00:34:51,220
Trying to make it ours.

823
00:34:51,220 --> 00:34:52,660
Andy, why you gotta ruin it?

824
00:34:52,660 --> 00:34:53,740
Say that off camera.

825
00:34:53,740 --> 00:34:56,940
The best star Wars movie.

826
00:34:56,940 --> 00:34:57,940
Revenge of the Sith.

827
00:34:57,940 --> 00:35:02,460
Rogue one might be the best star Wars movie.

828
00:35:02,460 --> 00:35:03,460
Is that, are we counting that?

829
00:35:03,460 --> 00:35:04,460
I thought you, yeah.

830
00:35:04,460 --> 00:35:05,460
He just said nine.

831
00:35:05,460 --> 00:35:06,460
He just said the nine.

832
00:35:06,460 --> 00:35:07,460
Oh, just the nine.

833
00:35:07,460 --> 00:35:08,460
How about the nines?

834
00:35:08,460 --> 00:35:09,460
Remember that one?

835
00:35:09,460 --> 00:35:10,460
That movie.

836
00:35:10,460 --> 00:35:11,460
Breaking it back.

837
00:35:11,460 --> 00:35:12,460
I'm trying to forget.

838
00:35:12,460 --> 00:35:13,460
I'm really trying to forget.

839
00:35:13,460 --> 00:35:14,460
I tried to wash it out with repo for you.

840
00:35:14,460 --> 00:35:15,460
I tried to wash out the nines with repo for you.

841
00:35:15,460 --> 00:35:16,460
Give him a new movie.

842
00:35:16,460 --> 00:35:17,460
And he wanted to have to get out of his shit stain.

843
00:35:17,460 --> 00:35:18,460
Yeah.

844
00:35:18,460 --> 00:35:19,460
Yeah.

845
00:35:19,460 --> 00:35:28,140
That's the best way to describe that.

846
00:35:28,140 --> 00:35:32,540
All right.

847
00:35:32,540 --> 00:35:37,860
So the movie we're watching that we watched was Red State.

848
00:35:37,860 --> 00:35:39,140
Let's get back to Earth.

849
00:35:39,140 --> 00:35:40,140
Let's get back to Earth.

850
00:35:40,140 --> 00:35:42,140
Not from a sort of far galaxy.

851
00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:43,900
It's kind of not that long ago.

852
00:35:43,900 --> 00:35:44,900
No, actually for recommend.

853
00:35:44,900 --> 00:35:46,860
I have something to talk about for recreational.

854
00:35:46,860 --> 00:35:48,860
Are we doing recreational recommendation?

855
00:35:48,860 --> 00:35:54,260
Yeah, we'll do that after.

856
00:35:54,260 --> 00:35:55,260
People are talking.

857
00:35:55,260 --> 00:35:58,700
It's a they're thinking maybe it'll maybe it'll Spotify.

858
00:35:58,700 --> 00:36:03,540
Number one, that recreational recommendation song.

859
00:36:03,540 --> 00:36:04,540
It's it's hit.

860
00:36:04,540 --> 00:36:05,540
People love it.

861
00:36:05,540 --> 00:36:06,540
Still say more beboops.

862
00:36:06,540 --> 00:36:08,540
A lot of people are saying more beboops.

863
00:36:08,540 --> 00:36:12,140
But I'm just waiting for someone to remix.

864
00:36:12,140 --> 00:36:13,140
We just have to be.

865
00:36:13,140 --> 00:36:14,140
What was that?

866
00:36:14,140 --> 00:36:17,660
We command to something.

867
00:36:17,660 --> 00:36:20,580
We did a deep dive look into the lyrics of that song.

868
00:36:20,580 --> 00:36:21,580
Something space.

869
00:36:21,580 --> 00:36:22,580
Was it the commander?

870
00:36:22,580 --> 00:36:23,580
Yeah.

871
00:36:23,580 --> 00:36:24,580
Yeah.

872
00:36:24,580 --> 00:36:25,580
Round control to major.

873
00:36:25,580 --> 00:36:36,580
As long as we beat that song, I'm happy.

874
00:36:36,580 --> 00:36:40,260
OK, we'll beat Space Odyssey by David Bowie.

875
00:36:40,260 --> 00:36:42,020
All right.

876
00:36:42,020 --> 00:36:43,460
Two thousand and eleven.

877
00:36:43,460 --> 00:36:45,900
This movie came out by Kevin Smith.

878
00:36:45,900 --> 00:36:46,900
Kevin Smith.

879
00:36:46,900 --> 00:36:54,700
He's not known for his drama stuff, his hard hitting fucking stuff until this and Tusk came

880
00:36:54,700 --> 00:37:00,100
out both starring Michael Parks.

881
00:37:00,100 --> 00:37:02,580
I would say let's just real quick.

882
00:37:02,580 --> 00:37:04,100
Who here has seen Tusk?

883
00:37:04,100 --> 00:37:05,100
No, Tusk.

884
00:37:05,100 --> 00:37:08,660
And you haven't, Mike.

885
00:37:08,660 --> 00:37:10,460
I saw about three quarters.

886
00:37:10,460 --> 00:37:12,460
Oh, I couldn't finish it.

887
00:37:12,460 --> 00:37:13,460
Yeah.

888
00:37:13,460 --> 00:37:14,460
My wife says it's just drama.

889
00:37:14,460 --> 00:37:18,020
He said it was like a combo of like the last movie.

890
00:37:18,020 --> 00:37:23,620
So he was making it a horror, a drama and like I think action or something.

891
00:37:23,620 --> 00:37:25,620
I don't know where they got horror out of this.

892
00:37:25,620 --> 00:37:26,620
We'll get into that later.

893
00:37:26,620 --> 00:37:29,220
But I mean, it's not a crime horror right there.

894
00:37:29,220 --> 00:37:34,180
But I well, no, there's some horrific scenes when you go into like scary, like if you were

895
00:37:34,180 --> 00:37:35,900
one of the people in the movie, it'd be scary.

896
00:37:35,900 --> 00:37:38,340
You're in that dog kennel watching a guy get shot.

897
00:37:38,340 --> 00:37:39,340
Exactly.

898
00:37:39,340 --> 00:37:43,460
Like if you're if you're wrapped in saran wrap, that makes Fast and the Furious a horror

899
00:37:43,460 --> 00:37:47,580
movie, which did not make sense because after one of the henchmen dies, they just lay his

900
00:37:47,580 --> 00:37:48,580
bloody body.

901
00:37:48,580 --> 00:37:51,700
They're like you were all worried about the blood stain on the altar when you wrap the

902
00:37:51,700 --> 00:37:52,700
guy in plastic.

903
00:37:52,700 --> 00:37:56,140
But oh, but when it's one of your own, just let him bleed out right where you executed

904
00:37:56,140 --> 00:37:57,300
the first guy.

905
00:37:57,300 --> 00:38:04,900
But Mike, no, there's a difference between like put that's a what's the what's different

906
00:38:04,900 --> 00:38:10,420
between that guy being in a cage about to be murdered than Texas Chainsaw, someone being

907
00:38:10,420 --> 00:38:12,400
hung from a hook about to be murdered.

908
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:15,180
It's both a standard setup for a horror movie.

909
00:38:15,180 --> 00:38:20,340
God, that movie is teenagers being captured by literally this is almost Hills Have Eyes

910
00:38:20,340 --> 00:38:24,820
teenagers captured by crazy family about to be murdered.

911
00:38:24,820 --> 00:38:28,740
So like, yeah, it horror is I would think an apt title for it, at least the beginning

912
00:38:28,740 --> 00:38:31,420
part until it gets to the ATF showing up.

913
00:38:31,420 --> 00:38:35,700
That does cut the horror aspect into then now becomes more action and crime.

914
00:38:35,700 --> 00:38:36,940
But that first part is horrific.

915
00:38:36,940 --> 00:38:38,020
It's scary.

916
00:38:38,020 --> 00:38:40,740
Like the way they set it up, like everything seems kind of sketchly.

917
00:38:40,740 --> 00:38:43,580
It's definitely tropes, but it's not I wouldn't call it a horror movie.

918
00:38:43,580 --> 00:38:44,580
I would.

919
00:38:44,580 --> 00:38:46,460
My wife hates horror movies and she loves this.

920
00:38:46,460 --> 00:38:48,140
You can't put it in one category.

921
00:38:48,140 --> 00:38:50,260
Yeah, I think it's lighter horror.

922
00:38:50,260 --> 00:38:51,260
It's more thriller.

923
00:38:51,260 --> 00:38:52,260
I would say thriller.

924
00:38:52,260 --> 00:38:55,780
That's what I would just going to step back into Star Wars for one second.

925
00:38:55,780 --> 00:39:00,820
For an example, Mandalorian is a Western but also a sci fi.

926
00:39:00,820 --> 00:39:03,460
So you can't put it into it's just a sci fi.

927
00:39:03,460 --> 00:39:08,380
Technically, Mike said this earlier, but all of Star Wars is a Western in sci fi.

928
00:39:08,380 --> 00:39:09,660
It's all when you look it up.

929
00:39:09,660 --> 00:39:16,220
It doesn't say what he just he just he did like a Western but just in space.

930
00:39:16,220 --> 00:39:19,140
But then he got space opera as well.

931
00:39:19,140 --> 00:39:20,140
Like once he.

932
00:39:20,140 --> 00:39:22,660
I mean, I don't know.

933
00:39:22,660 --> 00:39:23,660
I like the original trilogy.

934
00:39:23,660 --> 00:39:24,660
No, I'm just kidding.

935
00:39:24,660 --> 00:39:25,660
We're not going to get.

936
00:39:25,660 --> 00:39:26,660
We're not going to get.

937
00:39:26,660 --> 00:39:35,020
Have you seen the fan made one where they were they do the good.

938
00:39:35,020 --> 00:39:36,660
I like it so fucking good.

939
00:39:36,660 --> 00:39:37,660
Stop the fan.

940
00:39:37,660 --> 00:39:38,660
Sorry.

941
00:39:38,660 --> 00:39:41,860
I've seen the Star Wars rap.

942
00:39:41,860 --> 00:39:43,340
The map, the rap.

943
00:39:43,340 --> 00:39:44,340
Oh, no.

944
00:39:44,340 --> 00:39:49,300
The old like albino black sheep like Newgrounds flash animation Star Wars rap.

945
00:39:49,300 --> 00:39:50,300
Oh, classic.

946
00:39:50,300 --> 00:39:51,300
Yeah.

947
00:39:51,300 --> 00:39:52,300
I mean, it's probably somewhere.

948
00:39:52,300 --> 00:39:53,300
It's the got Death Star.

949
00:39:53,300 --> 00:39:54,300
Yes, we got Death Star.

950
00:39:54,300 --> 00:39:55,300
Like Palpatine Invader.

951
00:39:55,300 --> 00:39:56,300
Was this right around the Luke.

952
00:39:56,300 --> 00:40:04,420
So your first five hour episode are to do to make me another gin and tonic.

953
00:40:04,420 --> 00:40:05,420
Yeah.

954
00:40:05,420 --> 00:40:06,420
Yeah.

955
00:40:06,420 --> 00:40:09,700
This is I'm going to have to come up with a title for this episode.

956
00:40:09,700 --> 00:40:10,700
I'm your father.

957
00:40:10,700 --> 00:40:11,700
You're fault.

958
00:40:11,700 --> 00:40:12,700
That triggered some memories.

959
00:40:12,700 --> 00:40:14,300
I got to I got to go back and watch that later.

960
00:40:14,300 --> 00:40:16,300
I'm probably going to listen to that while I'm out.

961
00:40:16,300 --> 00:40:17,300
It is.

962
00:40:17,300 --> 00:40:18,300
Remember.

963
00:40:18,300 --> 00:40:21,020
So this is the the whole history of the earth part.

964
00:40:21,020 --> 00:40:23,020
The you remember that one.

965
00:40:23,020 --> 00:40:24,020
Oh, animation.

966
00:40:24,020 --> 00:40:25,740
Oh, the end of the world.

967
00:40:25,740 --> 00:40:26,740
End of the world.

968
00:40:26,740 --> 00:40:27,740
There we go.

969
00:40:27,740 --> 00:40:28,740
So this is the year.

970
00:40:28,740 --> 00:40:29,740
Yeah.

971
00:40:29,740 --> 00:40:30,740
Watch power thirst.

972
00:40:30,740 --> 00:40:32,220
Well, then go take a nap.

973
00:40:32,220 --> 00:40:33,220
Then fire the missiles.

974
00:40:33,220 --> 00:40:35,780
I don't know what power nap is.

975
00:40:35,780 --> 00:40:36,780
Power thirst.

976
00:40:36,780 --> 00:40:37,780
Australia is still like, what the fuck, mate?

977
00:40:37,780 --> 00:40:38,780
It's like a.

978
00:40:38,780 --> 00:40:39,780
It's just.

979
00:40:39,780 --> 00:40:40,780
It's pretty.

980
00:40:40,780 --> 00:40:41,780
Power what?

981
00:40:41,780 --> 00:40:42,780
It's a quick.

982
00:40:42,780 --> 00:40:43,780
We'll watch.

983
00:40:43,780 --> 00:40:44,780
We'll have to do it after.

984
00:40:44,780 --> 00:40:45,780
Yeah.

985
00:40:45,780 --> 00:40:46,780
After.

986
00:40:46,780 --> 00:40:47,780
I'll show you the survey.

987
00:40:47,780 --> 00:40:49,860
So commercials, too, because it'll change your whole.

988
00:40:49,860 --> 00:40:52,780
You're not going to want to watch Star Wars without the beer commercial.

989
00:40:52,780 --> 00:40:55,780
Family guy made a reference to that in their mind.

990
00:40:55,780 --> 00:40:58,620
One of the jaw was grabs one or something.

991
00:40:58,620 --> 00:41:00,060
They do like the whole thing.

992
00:41:00,060 --> 00:41:01,780
Yeah, I totally buy that.

993
00:41:01,780 --> 00:41:02,780
Yeah.

994
00:41:02,780 --> 00:41:07,460
I would imagine they're they're super fans of the stuff of Star Wars.

995
00:41:07,460 --> 00:41:08,460
So Skyler from.

996
00:41:08,460 --> 00:41:09,460
Oh, that was my first.

997
00:41:09,460 --> 00:41:10,460
I hate her already.

998
00:41:10,460 --> 00:41:11,460
Yeah.

999
00:41:11,460 --> 00:41:12,460
And then we never see her again.

1000
00:41:12,460 --> 00:41:13,460
But real quick, Tusk.

1001
00:41:13,460 --> 00:41:14,460
We he did Tusk first, I believe.

1002
00:41:14,460 --> 00:41:15,460
That's just something I need to.

1003
00:41:15,460 --> 00:41:16,460
I think this was before.

1004
00:41:16,460 --> 00:41:17,460
Yeah, that's what I need to know, because if this is his first.

1005
00:41:17,460 --> 00:41:18,460
This is what led to Tusk.

1006
00:41:18,460 --> 00:41:19,460
Red state.

1007
00:41:19,460 --> 00:41:20,460
No, I think Tusk.

1008
00:41:20,460 --> 00:41:21,460
I thought he said this was his last movie.

1009
00:41:21,460 --> 00:41:22,460
No, I think it was his last movie.

1010
00:41:22,460 --> 00:41:23,460
Yeah.

1011
00:41:23,460 --> 00:41:24,460
I think it was his last movie.

1012
00:41:24,460 --> 00:41:25,460
Yeah.

1013
00:41:25,460 --> 00:41:26,460
I think it was his last movie.

1014
00:41:26,460 --> 00:41:27,460
Yeah.

1015
00:41:27,460 --> 00:41:28,460
I think it was his last movie.

1016
00:41:28,460 --> 00:41:29,460
Yeah.

1017
00:41:29,460 --> 00:41:30,460
I think it was his last movie.

1018
00:41:30,460 --> 00:41:31,460
Yeah.

1019
00:41:31,460 --> 00:41:33,060
I think it was his last movie.

1020
00:41:33,060 --> 00:41:36,980
No, he he's going to do more and more, which is great.

1021
00:41:36,980 --> 00:41:37,980
I don't want him.

1022
00:41:37,980 --> 00:41:38,980
He did Clark's three.

1023
00:41:38,980 --> 00:41:39,980
Have you seen Clark's?

1024
00:41:39,980 --> 00:41:41,860
OK, so Tusk came out after.

1025
00:41:41,860 --> 00:41:42,860
OK.

1026
00:41:42,860 --> 00:41:43,860
All right.

1027
00:41:43,860 --> 00:41:47,820
So this is how lead to this to him having the money to go back down for what wasn't

1028
00:41:47,820 --> 00:41:49,340
it cop out that he like?

1029
00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:50,340
Yeah.

1030
00:41:50,340 --> 00:41:51,340
Oh, cop out led to it.

1031
00:41:51,340 --> 00:41:52,340
Yeah.

1032
00:41:52,340 --> 00:41:53,340
Yeah.

1033
00:41:53,340 --> 00:41:54,340
It was like a passion project.

1034
00:41:54,340 --> 00:41:55,340
That was part of his whole talk.

1035
00:41:55,340 --> 00:41:56,340
What he was talking about.

1036
00:41:56,340 --> 00:41:57,700
Sorry about cop out, but it led to this.

1037
00:41:57,700 --> 00:41:58,700
I needed the money.

1038
00:41:58,700 --> 00:42:00,020
Yeah, I needed the money.

1039
00:42:00,020 --> 00:42:01,180
Like, fuck Bruce Willis.

1040
00:42:01,180 --> 00:42:02,180
I needed the money.

1041
00:42:02,180 --> 00:42:03,180
So yeah, which is great.

1042
00:42:03,180 --> 00:42:04,180
He hates Bruce Willis.

1043
00:42:04,180 --> 00:42:05,180
Well, they did not get along.

1044
00:42:05,180 --> 00:42:06,180
Bruce Willis did not like him.

1045
00:42:06,180 --> 00:42:07,180
That's great.

1046
00:42:07,180 --> 00:42:08,180
So Bruce Willis has no idea either.

1047
00:42:08,180 --> 00:42:09,180
So up until this point.

1048
00:42:09,180 --> 00:42:10,180
Yeah, he don't care.

1049
00:42:10,180 --> 00:42:11,180
He doesn't remember.

1050
00:42:11,180 --> 00:42:12,180
Yeah.

1051
00:42:12,180 --> 00:42:13,180
At least now, for sure.

1052
00:42:13,180 --> 00:42:14,180
Oh, yeah.

1053
00:42:14,180 --> 00:42:15,180
Brett.

1054
00:42:15,180 --> 00:42:16,180
That's what Oscar would say.

1055
00:42:16,180 --> 00:42:22,180
Yeah, I know, but I wanted to make you the nicest guy in the podcast.

1056
00:42:22,180 --> 00:42:24,180
Be a villain for just once.

1057
00:42:24,180 --> 00:42:25,180
Turn you into a heel.

1058
00:42:25,180 --> 00:42:28,180
That's why I picked that movie last week.

1059
00:42:28,180 --> 00:42:30,180
That was that was my villain move.

1060
00:42:30,180 --> 00:42:32,180
I'm a repo.

1061
00:42:32,180 --> 00:42:41,380
So up until this moment or up until here, he is he basically has done sharp written witty

1062
00:42:41,380 --> 00:42:47,300
comedies with like a cool viewpoint, low budget indie feeling.

1063
00:42:47,300 --> 00:42:49,660
But then, you know, but still polished.

1064
00:42:49,660 --> 00:42:54,180
They're great mall rats, you know, clerks chasing Amy.

1065
00:42:54,180 --> 00:42:55,180
All of them cheap.

1066
00:42:55,180 --> 00:42:59,940
He makes super cheap because he said he said that 15 million would have covered every movie

1067
00:42:59,940 --> 00:43:00,940
ever made up to that.

1068
00:43:00,940 --> 00:43:01,940
Yeah.

1069
00:43:01,940 --> 00:43:04,620
If you took all of those movies, private, maybe except for cop out.

1070
00:43:04,620 --> 00:43:05,620
Right.

1071
00:43:05,620 --> 00:43:09,300
And he was talking about he said cop out was what him with a budget.

1072
00:43:09,300 --> 00:43:11,820
And he's like, see, see what happens when I have a budget.

1073
00:43:11,820 --> 00:43:13,940
I actually wrote that in here.

1074
00:43:13,940 --> 00:43:18,220
I said about the ending of this, if he'd had a budget, it would have been a worse movie.

1075
00:43:18,220 --> 00:43:19,220
Exactly.

1076
00:43:19,220 --> 00:43:20,860
Yeah, I don't know.

1077
00:43:20,860 --> 00:43:22,860
I don't know if they.

1078
00:43:22,860 --> 00:43:28,820
God, if it was like a real if it was an alternate ending, if they gave us the Kevin Smith cut

1079
00:43:28,820 --> 00:43:33,420
of Red State and gave him 15 million dollars to fucking just film that ending, we're way

1080
00:43:33,420 --> 00:43:34,420
ahead of ourselves.

1081
00:43:34,420 --> 00:43:35,420
All right.

1082
00:43:35,420 --> 00:43:36,420
We'll go back.

1083
00:43:36,420 --> 00:43:37,420
Sorry.

1084
00:43:37,420 --> 00:43:38,420
But sorry, Mike.

1085
00:43:38,420 --> 00:43:39,420
OK.

1086
00:43:39,420 --> 00:43:42,260
But so up until this point, it's funny movies.

1087
00:43:42,260 --> 00:43:43,420
He did Jersey Girl.

1088
00:43:43,420 --> 00:43:44,420
People didn't really care for that.

1089
00:43:44,420 --> 00:43:45,420
He did cop out.

1090
00:43:45,420 --> 00:43:48,700
That was a big budget, you know, action movie that just sucks.

1091
00:43:48,700 --> 00:43:51,320
No one really cared about.

1092
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:54,380
This was a huge departure for Kevin Smith.

1093
00:43:54,380 --> 00:43:58,860
Like him, like when I heard I don't know if I don't think I saw this in theater.

1094
00:43:58,860 --> 00:43:59,860
You did not.

1095
00:43:59,860 --> 00:44:00,860
Neither did anyone.

1096
00:44:00,860 --> 00:44:02,540
Blockbuster from Blockbuster.

1097
00:44:02,540 --> 00:44:05,940
I remember being like, Kevin Smith.

1098
00:44:05,940 --> 00:44:06,940
What the fuck?

1099
00:44:06,940 --> 00:44:07,940
This can't be the same Kevin Smith.

1100
00:44:07,940 --> 00:44:09,700
I thought it was just a different director.

1101
00:44:09,700 --> 00:44:10,700
Same name.

1102
00:44:10,700 --> 00:44:15,380
And I watched it and it's it blew me away the first time I watched it.

1103
00:44:15,380 --> 00:44:17,340
When this first came out, I mean, holy fuck.

1104
00:44:17,340 --> 00:44:19,060
Like, oh, so good.

1105
00:44:19,060 --> 00:44:22,860
I've seen this cover art floating around various streaming services.

1106
00:44:22,860 --> 00:44:26,060
Had I known he directed, I would have watched this a lot sooner.

1107
00:44:26,060 --> 00:44:30,580
Yeah, I saw it on Netflix for a long time and like kind of just debated watching it.

1108
00:44:30,580 --> 00:44:35,740
And then I came across his his talk, his Burn in Hell talk on one of the movie channels.

1109
00:44:35,740 --> 00:44:36,740
And I watched the whole thing.

1110
00:44:36,740 --> 00:44:38,740
I was like, OK, I'm watching Red State.

1111
00:44:38,740 --> 00:44:39,740
I watched it.

1112
00:44:39,740 --> 00:44:40,740
It's fantastic.

1113
00:44:40,740 --> 00:44:47,860
Yeah, he does a he did a talk like a like a in front of an audience where called Kevin

1114
00:44:47,860 --> 00:44:53,100
Smith, Burns and Hell, where he talked about various things, including the making of this

1115
00:44:53,100 --> 00:44:58,780
movie, in which one of the things that he pointed out, which is going to make sense

1116
00:44:58,780 --> 00:45:04,780
to you, Austin, having watched this, is he when he was writing it, he wrote he's like,

1117
00:45:04,780 --> 00:45:10,260
art, so everyone is is hip to like how movies go.

1118
00:45:10,260 --> 00:45:13,660
You know how a movie is going to end a lot of the time when you're watching it.

1119
00:45:13,660 --> 00:45:17,780
Like when he did Zack and Mary Makes a Porno, everybody knew that they were going to end

1120
00:45:17,780 --> 00:45:20,260
up together to formulate with this one.

1121
00:45:20,260 --> 00:45:21,260
He did it.

1122
00:45:21,260 --> 00:45:25,780
He's like every about 10, 15 pages, which is about 10, 15 minutes of movie time.

1123
00:45:25,780 --> 00:45:28,100
He's like, where is this movie going?

1124
00:45:28,100 --> 00:45:31,780
And then he just jumped away from that and went a completely different direction.

1125
00:45:31,780 --> 00:45:38,460
So I honestly believe like the opening of this was like, you know, it felt like we didn't

1126
00:45:38,460 --> 00:45:43,460
know like it didn't feel like almost like a buddy, like a kid comedy, like like like

1127
00:45:43,460 --> 00:45:44,460
a project.

1128
00:45:44,460 --> 00:45:48,740
It's a little bit super bad where they all die and the teacher, Knuckin, but all that.

1129
00:45:48,740 --> 00:45:50,660
Yeah, like a great written teacher.

1130
00:45:50,660 --> 00:45:54,060
Like what a great classroom scene could have been a that's one of my notes.

1131
00:45:54,060 --> 00:45:55,060
This teacher rules.

1132
00:45:55,060 --> 00:45:56,060
Yeah.

1133
00:45:56,060 --> 00:46:00,220
Well, the opening dialogue was just great setup for the church, this church that they

1134
00:46:00,220 --> 00:46:05,740
deal with the kind of just who these people are hanging out outside of a soldier's funeral

1135
00:46:05,740 --> 00:46:10,260
with a sign that says anal penetration equals eternal damnation.

1136
00:46:10,260 --> 00:46:14,180
Yeah, I mean, it's it's clever, but it's it's it's terrible.

1137
00:46:14,180 --> 00:46:15,900
I want to know who came up with that.

1138
00:46:15,900 --> 00:46:16,900
Kevin Smith.

1139
00:46:16,900 --> 00:46:17,900
Yeah.

1140
00:46:17,900 --> 00:46:18,900
Yeah.

1141
00:46:18,900 --> 00:46:21,380
Jason Muse when he was telling Kevin when he was talking about it.

1142
00:46:21,380 --> 00:46:22,740
It was really high.

1143
00:46:22,740 --> 00:46:23,740
Yeah.

1144
00:46:23,740 --> 00:46:29,100
So other than the buddy comedy thing, totally agree with except for the guy with the long

1145
00:46:29,100 --> 00:46:30,100
hair.

1146
00:46:30,100 --> 00:46:31,900
I kept thinking, is this guy 14 or 40?

1147
00:46:31,900 --> 00:46:33,580
Like he's in high school.

1148
00:46:33,580 --> 00:46:36,180
Then their other friend who's just an absolute unit.

1149
00:46:36,180 --> 00:46:38,500
This fucking guy just the tall guy.

1150
00:46:38,500 --> 00:46:41,420
He looks like he's superimposed on the screen.

1151
00:46:41,420 --> 00:46:43,180
He's the most wholesome of them.

1152
00:46:43,180 --> 00:46:45,660
I love what he when he compliments.

1153
00:46:45,660 --> 00:46:50,500
I wrote it down later, but when he compliments the lady, when they show up later, it's so

1154
00:46:50,500 --> 00:46:52,020
awkward and so uncomfortable.

1155
00:46:52,020 --> 00:46:54,420
He's like such a like an awkward dude.

1156
00:46:54,420 --> 00:46:58,580
There's such well written teenagers that I could have followed a completely different

1157
00:46:58,580 --> 00:46:59,580
movie with them.

1158
00:46:59,580 --> 00:47:00,580
He's wholesome.

1159
00:47:00,580 --> 00:47:06,580
If the three of them decided to go start like they're going on a road trip, like if they

1160
00:47:06,580 --> 00:47:10,380
went on a road trip to go to go visit, like whatever, I don't like that.

1161
00:47:10,380 --> 00:47:12,460
Or you'll see a movie I would have watched that lady.

1162
00:47:12,460 --> 00:47:15,860
They met on jerk me in the quad.

1163
00:47:15,860 --> 00:47:19,420
If they had, if they had put on ski masks and started robbing people, I would have been

1164
00:47:19,420 --> 00:47:20,420
on board.

1165
00:47:20,420 --> 00:47:24,860
Like the fact that they got the fact that they weren't even the main characters almost

1166
00:47:24,860 --> 00:47:27,620
pisses me off because they were so well written.

1167
00:47:27,620 --> 00:47:29,180
And I was like, I wish we had more.

1168
00:47:29,180 --> 00:47:34,460
I wish that he made a prequel to red state and it was just a pleasant movie with those

1169
00:47:34,460 --> 00:47:35,940
three, those three teenagers.

1170
00:47:35,940 --> 00:47:36,940
Maybe not.

1171
00:47:36,940 --> 00:47:39,420
Ferris Bueller, Ferris Bueller with those three kids.

1172
00:47:39,420 --> 00:47:40,740
Maybe not even pleasant.

1173
00:47:40,740 --> 00:47:43,060
Maybe because this is such a fucked up.

1174
00:47:43,060 --> 00:47:48,580
That's one of the things that makes this all, uh, partly into a horror category is cause

1175
00:47:48,580 --> 00:47:52,860
you like these three guys and you see them slowly die one by one and you think the last

1176
00:47:52,860 --> 00:47:57,740
guy is going to make it and he's with the female chick and it just, and then they both

1177
00:47:57,740 --> 00:48:00,780
just die and it just gives you a sense of helplessness.

1178
00:48:00,780 --> 00:48:04,100
I didn't write a lot of notes, but I wrote down four or five separate times.

1179
00:48:04,100 --> 00:48:05,100
Oh shit.

1180
00:48:05,100 --> 00:48:06,100
He killed that guy.

1181
00:48:06,100 --> 00:48:07,100
Oh shit.

1182
00:48:07,100 --> 00:48:10,100
That guy just killed when he runs.

1183
00:48:10,100 --> 00:48:14,420
When he runs outside with the gun and gets shot and falls in the fountain, I just wrote

1184
00:48:14,420 --> 00:48:15,420
damn.

1185
00:48:15,420 --> 00:48:16,420
Yeah.

1186
00:48:16,420 --> 00:48:17,700
But like in a good way.

1187
00:48:17,700 --> 00:48:22,380
So I mean, yeah, this opening is that teacher scene.

1188
00:48:22,380 --> 00:48:28,420
It's just so well written that he built such powerful, just like not powerful, but just

1189
00:48:28,420 --> 00:48:29,420
it's such.

1190
00:48:29,420 --> 00:48:32,100
No, it's very, the first 30 minutes is Kevin Smith.

1191
00:48:32,100 --> 00:48:33,100
You feel it.

1192
00:48:33,100 --> 00:48:35,860
It's that's a Kevin Smith movie and then it kind of changes.

1193
00:48:35,860 --> 00:48:41,820
So then you go into the kids.

1194
00:48:41,820 --> 00:48:45,420
He's like, one of them is like, Hey, I've been chatting with this older woman.

1195
00:48:45,420 --> 00:48:47,300
She wants to fuck the three of us.

1196
00:48:47,300 --> 00:48:48,300
All at once.

1197
00:48:48,300 --> 00:48:51,340
I wrote, I think at one point, yeah.

1198
00:48:51,340 --> 00:48:52,740
My second note, I get it.

1199
00:48:52,740 --> 00:48:55,100
She wants to go airtight with us is the term.

1200
00:48:55,100 --> 00:48:56,100
Airtight.

1201
00:48:56,100 --> 00:48:57,100
That's great.

1202
00:48:57,100 --> 00:48:58,100
I love that.

1203
00:48:58,100 --> 00:48:59,100
That's better than I wrote.

1204
00:48:59,100 --> 00:49:00,100
I get it.

1205
00:49:00,100 --> 00:49:01,100
High school is tough.

1206
00:49:01,100 --> 00:49:05,140
If you have the opportunity for a devil's four way, like you go for it.

1207
00:49:05,140 --> 00:49:06,700
Like I don't blame them for one minute.

1208
00:49:06,700 --> 00:49:10,460
If they could, if the three of them could yet plug up all of her holes, airtight.

1209
00:49:10,460 --> 00:49:12,540
I love that so much.

1210
00:49:12,540 --> 00:49:13,540
So fucking much.

1211
00:49:13,540 --> 00:49:15,940
Oh, a question of the week.

1212
00:49:15,940 --> 00:49:17,100
Let us know if you've gone airtight.

1213
00:49:17,100 --> 00:49:18,100
Yeah.

1214
00:49:18,100 --> 00:49:19,100
Let us know.

1215
00:49:19,100 --> 00:49:20,580
Or as the character would say, is it that kind of thing?

1216
00:49:20,580 --> 00:49:23,100
We have actually have a response.

1217
00:49:23,100 --> 00:49:25,580
I could not Mike said a gay slur.

1218
00:49:25,580 --> 00:49:27,340
Andy, that was, no, I did not.

1219
00:49:27,340 --> 00:49:29,940
I said, the character says, isn't that kind of bag?

1220
00:49:29,940 --> 00:49:30,940
Okay.

1221
00:49:30,940 --> 00:49:31,940
It's a quoting a line.

1222
00:49:31,940 --> 00:49:32,940
That's okay.

1223
00:49:32,940 --> 00:49:34,980
We're going to let you slide on that, but I'm actually going to, I'm glad you made

1224
00:49:34,980 --> 00:49:35,980
them say it again.

1225
00:49:35,980 --> 00:49:41,540
Cause now I have the audience will kill you.

1226
00:49:41,540 --> 00:49:42,540
All right.

1227
00:49:42,540 --> 00:49:46,860
So here's our first ever voicemail that we ever got on the show.

1228
00:49:46,860 --> 00:49:47,860
Do you want to hear it?

1229
00:49:47,860 --> 00:49:48,860
Yeah.

1230
00:49:48,860 --> 00:49:49,860
All right.

1231
00:49:49,860 --> 00:49:50,860
Ready?

1232
00:49:50,860 --> 00:49:51,860
Give us a call again.

1233
00:49:51,860 --> 00:49:52,860
My number is 1-800-901-5731.

1234
00:49:52,860 --> 00:49:59,860
Thanks for your time.

1235
00:49:59,860 --> 00:50:00,860
Seven seconds.

1236
00:50:00,860 --> 00:50:03,820
That's our first ever phone call.

1237
00:50:03,820 --> 00:50:13,900
I'm getting a lot lately, so we're going to be answering them live on the show.

1238
00:50:13,900 --> 00:50:15,980
So please call our, please go to our website.

1239
00:50:15,980 --> 00:50:18,540
Our numbers on the bottom.

1240
00:50:18,540 --> 00:50:20,140
Should we start calling this?

1241
00:50:20,140 --> 00:50:25,060
Should we call that number on live and just fuck with them from the voice?

1242
00:50:25,060 --> 00:50:26,580
Whatever number she gave you, just call it.

1243
00:50:26,580 --> 00:50:28,300
And if it's a scam or just fuck with them.

1244
00:50:28,300 --> 00:50:30,620
I mean, we could, but not, we've already done star wars.

1245
00:50:30,620 --> 00:50:32,340
We can't have too much fun.

1246
00:50:32,340 --> 00:50:35,100
We have to save that for another segment.

1247
00:50:35,100 --> 00:50:36,920
We want to prolong.

1248
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:40,540
You were talking about those kids and I thought when I was watching this movie, this is where

1249
00:50:40,540 --> 00:50:41,540
my brain went.

1250
00:50:41,540 --> 00:50:44,540
Cause the kids get in the car to go see this girl, right?

1251
00:50:44,540 --> 00:50:49,020
And my thought is, my thought when I'm watching this movie live time, I turned to my wife

1252
00:50:49,020 --> 00:50:55,460
and I go, this is where Andy's going to decide these kids are the bad guys.

1253
00:50:55,460 --> 00:51:02,180
Now I see where you're going with this, but actually Mike, I decided to side with the

1254
00:51:02,180 --> 00:51:05,780
church if we're going to go with my whole topsy turvy.

1255
00:51:05,780 --> 00:51:08,980
So no, I don't, I don't think the kids are the bad guys.

1256
00:51:08,980 --> 00:51:10,780
I think they're just signing with the church.

1257
00:51:10,780 --> 00:51:13,340
No, no, no, they're not bad people.

1258
00:51:13,340 --> 00:51:19,780
Cause from the perspective of the church, listen, they're just, they're sinners.

1259
00:51:19,780 --> 00:51:22,860
Everyone's a sinner, Mike, that poor sheriff was just trying to get his rocks off.

1260
00:51:22,860 --> 00:51:24,780
Those kids had to go and hit his car.

1261
00:51:24,780 --> 00:51:27,300
Oh, sheriff, sheriff, they're the bad guys.

1262
00:51:27,300 --> 00:51:28,540
They did a hit and run.

1263
00:51:28,540 --> 00:51:30,620
Those boys are the bad guys of this movie.

1264
00:51:30,620 --> 00:51:34,900
According to your theories, sheriff dodge ball and deputy Badger.

1265
00:51:34,900 --> 00:51:37,860
Yeah, I wrote down Badger too.

1266
00:51:37,860 --> 00:51:41,420
That's some place I was like, Oh no Badger.

1267
00:51:41,420 --> 00:51:42,420
Oh shit.

1268
00:51:42,420 --> 00:51:43,420
They shot Badger.

1269
00:51:43,420 --> 00:51:45,740
I think I wrote it on point.

1270
00:51:45,740 --> 00:51:46,740
But okay.

1271
00:51:46,740 --> 00:51:47,740
Yeah.

1272
00:51:47,740 --> 00:51:48,980
So you're absolutely right, Mike.

1273
00:51:48,980 --> 00:51:54,380
I was too caught up with the charisma of these three young boys trying to air tight some

1274
00:51:54,380 --> 00:51:57,020
woman, make her airtight.

1275
00:51:57,020 --> 00:52:01,420
I love it so fucking much.

1276
00:52:01,420 --> 00:52:02,420
I watch a lot of porn.

1277
00:52:02,420 --> 00:52:05,140
Oh God, I'm going to Google that.

1278
00:52:05,140 --> 00:52:09,140
I didn't even, I didn't even think of adding that to my porn hub search.

1279
00:52:09,140 --> 00:52:14,660
I was just thinking, what a funny, I was comically just make a cartoonish image of a woman being

1280
00:52:14,660 --> 00:52:15,660
airtight.

1281
00:52:15,660 --> 00:52:19,700
She's just blowing up like a balloon, like a, like, like Harry Potter's aunt in that

1282
00:52:19,700 --> 00:52:22,460
scene, but just with four dudes around her.

1283
00:52:22,460 --> 00:52:23,460
I don't know.

1284
00:52:23,460 --> 00:52:27,740
You look, you look for gang bangs as devil's four way.

1285
00:52:27,740 --> 00:52:28,740
Yeah.

1286
00:52:28,740 --> 00:52:32,060
No, when I look for gang bang, I look up Bukaki.

1287
00:52:32,060 --> 00:52:33,060
You know what?

1288
00:52:33,060 --> 00:52:34,060
It doesn't matter.

1289
00:52:34,060 --> 00:52:35,060
Yeah, that's cool.

1290
00:52:35,060 --> 00:52:37,340
But see, but I need a real Bukaki.

1291
00:52:37,340 --> 00:52:38,940
Uh, no, we're not doing this.

1292
00:52:38,940 --> 00:52:40,420
People might, this isn't, we're trying.

1293
00:52:40,420 --> 00:52:41,420
We already did Star Wars.

1294
00:52:41,420 --> 00:52:46,100
We don't need another hour long conversation about your porn searches.

1295
00:52:46,100 --> 00:52:47,100
So I will say this.

1296
00:52:47,100 --> 00:52:48,100
Okay.

1297
00:52:48,100 --> 00:52:49,100
Since we're on the subject.

1298
00:52:49,100 --> 00:52:52,020
I wish you were a stranger so I could look at your porn search history.

1299
00:52:52,020 --> 00:52:55,020
Wow.

1300
00:52:55,020 --> 00:52:56,700
That might be the quote of the year.

1301
00:52:56,700 --> 00:52:59,020
I'm going to just, what was that?

1302
00:52:59,020 --> 00:53:00,020
52 minutes.

1303
00:53:00,020 --> 00:53:01,020
Oh my God.

1304
00:53:01,020 --> 00:53:02,020
Are we 52 minutes?

1305
00:53:02,020 --> 00:53:03,020
We haven't even fucking talked.

1306
00:53:03,020 --> 00:53:04,020
That was pretty good.

1307
00:53:04,020 --> 00:53:08,020
If I didn't know you, that would be so like when we went, did that show in a Sligman and

1308
00:53:08,020 --> 00:53:12,860
I went into my room at the Airbnb and I turned on the TV and it has a YouTube app and I go

1309
00:53:12,860 --> 00:53:16,580
and it says porn hob.

1310
00:53:16,580 --> 00:53:22,860
And then right before that someone said Elsa frozen and then porn hob on YouTube.

1311
00:53:22,860 --> 00:53:26,020
At the hotel you're at.

1312
00:53:26,020 --> 00:53:27,020
Yeah.

1313
00:53:27,020 --> 00:53:28,020
Someone left it in the search.

1314
00:53:28,020 --> 00:53:33,860
I'm, when we go back there in a month or so, uh, I want to go and see if it's still there.

1315
00:53:33,860 --> 00:53:34,860
I want to see that guy.

1316
00:53:34,860 --> 00:53:35,860
I think those are different people.

1317
00:53:35,860 --> 00:53:36,860
That guy is a stranger.

1318
00:53:36,860 --> 00:53:41,260
I want to see what his porn search history is at home.

1319
00:53:41,260 --> 00:53:42,540
But I hope that's different people.

1320
00:53:42,540 --> 00:53:46,980
And I also hope that there isn't an Anna or a frozen porn.

1321
00:53:46,980 --> 00:53:48,620
Oh, oh buddy.

1322
00:53:48,620 --> 00:53:51,180
Oh, oh you, my sweet summer child.

1323
00:53:51,180 --> 00:53:52,180
Oh my God.

1324
00:53:52,180 --> 00:53:53,380
Are we really at that point?

1325
00:53:53,380 --> 00:53:54,380
That's the prick.

1326
00:53:54,380 --> 00:53:55,380
I will say this though.

1327
00:53:55,380 --> 00:54:02,260
I did write once a script for a porno because I thought what porn is missing is just good

1328
00:54:02,260 --> 00:54:07,420
directing, good acting, interior mail says, would you like, would you be interested in

1329
00:54:07,420 --> 00:54:09,500
a devil's four way?

1330
00:54:09,500 --> 00:54:11,220
Would you be interested in going airtight?

1331
00:54:11,220 --> 00:54:17,180
My dear, uh, me and my two accomplices would, that was a great star Wars movie, wasn't it?

1332
00:54:17,180 --> 00:54:21,580
All three of your holes that air can come out of it.

1333
00:54:21,580 --> 00:54:24,580
Just, uh, so what's that Mac and me doll in the corner?

1334
00:54:24,580 --> 00:54:27,740
Don't worry about, don't look at the Mac and me doll.

1335
00:54:27,740 --> 00:54:35,100
Uh, but, um, it would be an X-Men, uh, parody or I mean, yeah, it'd be X-Men.

1336
00:54:35,100 --> 00:54:37,180
And so I even wrote names.

1337
00:54:37,180 --> 00:54:42,900
The main thing would be the, it would be the main guy and he would be having a legitimately

1338
00:54:42,900 --> 00:54:46,900
well choreographed fist fight with mystique in her blue form.

1339
00:54:46,900 --> 00:54:50,700
Uh, Misty, sorry, Misty, you know, there's a, that's a poor name for it.

1340
00:54:50,700 --> 00:54:51,860
Uh, and so they would be fighting.

1341
00:54:51,860 --> 00:54:52,860
It would be really aggressive.

1342
00:54:52,860 --> 00:54:55,380
It'd be fucking awesome.

1343
00:54:55,380 --> 00:55:00,540
And then they get into a compromised position and Misty like starts kissing him like on

1344
00:55:00,540 --> 00:55:01,540
the neck and stuff.

1345
00:55:01,540 --> 00:55:03,300
And it's a real, real hot and it's real sensual.

1346
00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:08,980
And then while they're fucking, she turns into different porn stars and you do it in

1347
00:55:08,980 --> 00:55:11,380
one continuous shot.

1348
00:55:11,380 --> 00:55:15,260
And as you like, as she's like about to go down on him, you kind of cut up to maybe his

1349
00:55:15,260 --> 00:55:21,540
face, you switch out the porn star with like a new chick and like you do a full blown,

1350
00:55:21,540 --> 00:55:25,780
like it's a, so it's multiple chicks and he ends up fucking like 10 porn stars, but just

1351
00:55:25,780 --> 00:55:28,420
in one continuous shot as a shape shifting chick.

1352
00:55:28,420 --> 00:55:31,540
And it ends with a, like a facial on like the blue chick.

1353
00:55:31,540 --> 00:55:35,940
So then I thought, where can we go from here?

1354
00:55:35,940 --> 00:55:38,980
Uh, you get rogue from X-Men 97.

1355
00:55:38,980 --> 00:55:40,300
Well, sure.

1356
00:55:40,300 --> 00:55:41,300
That's your own kink.

1357
00:55:41,300 --> 00:55:42,300
You keep it.

1358
00:55:42,300 --> 00:55:43,300
That's inappropriate.

1359
00:55:43,300 --> 00:55:44,300
We're talking about something serious.

1360
00:55:44,300 --> 00:55:45,580
You've been thinking about this for a while.

1361
00:55:45,580 --> 00:55:46,580
I have been.

1362
00:55:46,580 --> 00:55:50,020
So then I want to do the first ever about the bust out a whole script.

1363
00:55:50,020 --> 00:55:52,680
Like, all right, everybody's got parts here.

1364
00:55:52,680 --> 00:56:01,300
So I'm not, I, so I want to do a, a dual, um, rapesie with, with, um, professor X and

1365
00:56:01,300 --> 00:56:03,820
Magneto and it's a split screen.

1366
00:56:03,820 --> 00:56:06,780
Like, but it's like one of those, like, you know, it's like, you know, the actress is

1367
00:56:06,780 --> 00:56:10,580
like a nice rapesie, you know, like a nice one, sort of.

1368
00:56:10,580 --> 00:56:17,420
So, uh, you have on one end, you have professor X in Cerebro and he's there.

1369
00:56:17,420 --> 00:56:22,780
And then you see Jubilee just kind of hazily under his control walking in.

1370
00:56:22,780 --> 00:56:26,940
And then they have this, like, just this, this scene going on where he's like this man

1371
00:56:26,940 --> 00:56:27,940
in a wheelchair.

1372
00:56:27,940 --> 00:56:31,220
I want to cover a lot of bases because I want this to be a really inclusive, uh, pornography.

1373
00:56:31,220 --> 00:56:33,240
I want everybody to be able to see something.

1374
00:56:33,240 --> 00:56:37,420
And on the other end, you have Magneto and he's pulling, I don't know who's made a metal

1375
00:56:37,420 --> 00:56:38,420
that he could pull.

1376
00:56:38,420 --> 00:56:39,420
Wolverine.

1377
00:56:39,420 --> 00:56:43,620
Or I was thinking even Juggernaut, but we call him Juggernaut.

1378
00:56:43,620 --> 00:56:45,860
You save yourself here.

1379
00:56:45,860 --> 00:56:47,820
We want to make a nice rape scene.

1380
00:56:47,820 --> 00:56:48,820
That's inclusive.

1381
00:56:48,820 --> 00:56:49,820
Yeah.

1382
00:56:49,820 --> 00:56:50,820
Fuck it.

1383
00:56:50,820 --> 00:56:52,620
We better just at least have the person being rapey a man.

1384
00:56:52,620 --> 00:56:53,620
So no one cares.

1385
00:56:53,620 --> 00:56:54,620
He's got the wheelchair.

1386
00:56:54,620 --> 00:56:55,620
Yeah.

1387
00:56:55,620 --> 00:56:56,620
He's got the hypnotism.

1388
00:56:56,620 --> 00:56:57,620
Yeah.

1389
00:56:57,620 --> 00:56:59,340
He's got, yeah, we're going to go with Juggernaut.

1390
00:56:59,340 --> 00:57:00,340
I like it.

1391
00:57:00,340 --> 00:57:01,340
Yeah.

1392
00:57:01,340 --> 00:57:02,340
Full metal Juggernaut.

1393
00:57:02,340 --> 00:57:06,980
He pulls him in and you have the first ever half gay, half straight double rape scene.

1394
00:57:06,980 --> 00:57:09,060
I'll win a fucking fleshy for that.

1395
00:57:09,060 --> 00:57:12,660
I'll win some sort of porn star award or some sort of poor.

1396
00:57:12,660 --> 00:57:15,740
They'll name porn theaters after me.

1397
00:57:15,740 --> 00:57:20,860
Like there's going to be dudes jerking off in theaters in downtown LA named after me.

1398
00:57:20,860 --> 00:57:21,860
Those still exist.

1399
00:57:21,860 --> 00:57:22,860
I don't know.

1400
00:57:22,860 --> 00:57:27,700
I'm just imagining an alternate universe where Professor X gets canceled for convincing women

1401
00:57:27,700 --> 00:57:31,100
in their mind to fuck him and it's a big controversy.

1402
00:57:31,100 --> 00:57:32,100
You think about it.

1403
00:57:32,100 --> 00:57:37,100
If they made X-Men the boys and had a character like Professor X, which don't tell me if there

1404
00:57:37,100 --> 00:57:41,800
is a Professor X style character because I haven't gotten there yet, but if he used his

1405
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:47,380
mental powers to be a rapist because one of the most realistic superhero movies, well,

1406
00:57:47,380 --> 00:57:53,460
not superhero, sorry, the most realistic person gets superpowers and uses their powers not

1407
00:57:53,460 --> 00:57:57,780
correctly, but uses them in a way that I think almost like your standard person would if

1408
00:57:57,780 --> 00:58:00,220
they're not like someone of high morals.

1409
00:58:00,220 --> 00:58:01,220
Kind of what the boys is.

1410
00:58:01,220 --> 00:58:03,480
Was fucking Hollow Man.

1411
00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:08,380
One of the first things Kevin Bacon does when he goes invisible is rapes a chick.

1412
00:58:08,380 --> 00:58:14,700
Now, I'm not saying that that's good behavior or whatever, but I do think that if that was

1413
00:58:14,700 --> 00:58:19,180
a thing that people could do, there'd be a lot of invisible rape.

1414
00:58:19,180 --> 00:58:22,860
It's just one of the sad, because we have real rape now where people go out and just

1415
00:58:22,860 --> 00:58:26,820
do it wherever the fuck and get away with it.

1416
00:58:26,820 --> 00:58:31,540
If you could go invisible, just like I think there'd be a lot of flying perverts, there'd

1417
00:58:31,540 --> 00:58:33,540
be a lot of blackmailer.

1418
00:58:33,540 --> 00:58:35,620
Yeah, they'd be looking at windows.

1419
00:58:35,620 --> 00:58:36,620
Right, yeah.

1420
00:58:36,620 --> 00:58:40,980
There'd be a lot of blackmailing going on with people that have telepathy.

1421
00:58:40,980 --> 00:58:41,980
Time stop.

1422
00:58:41,980 --> 00:58:43,980
Yeah, oh yeah, there'd be time.

1423
00:58:43,980 --> 00:58:46,020
That is a poor genre, isn't it?

1424
00:58:46,020 --> 00:58:48,100
Time stop is a poor genre.

1425
00:58:48,100 --> 00:58:49,100
You would know, Mike.

1426
00:58:49,100 --> 00:58:51,380
Well, no, I know what he's talking about.

1427
00:58:51,380 --> 00:58:52,380
I've seen it on research.

1428
00:58:52,380 --> 00:58:53,380
And now I know.

1429
00:58:53,380 --> 00:58:56,140
And knowing is half of the masturbation.

1430
00:58:56,140 --> 00:59:02,660
There's one where a gentleman gets sort of a remote from click, but you can control your

1431
00:59:02,660 --> 00:59:03,780
chick.

1432
00:59:03,780 --> 00:59:06,860
I've seen one where the guy orders a robot chick, but it's just a real chick.

1433
00:59:06,860 --> 00:59:08,820
It's a real chick, and she's just pretending.

1434
00:59:08,820 --> 00:59:09,820
Like dispensing lubricant.

1435
00:59:09,820 --> 00:59:15,820
Imagine clock stoppers, but if they paused and just started raping people all over the

1436
00:59:15,820 --> 00:59:16,820
place.

1437
00:59:16,820 --> 00:59:24,500
All I'm saying is, with great power comes probably a lot of rape that you wouldn't expect.

1438
00:59:24,500 --> 00:59:30,540
I believe Aidan, to get back to the movie, that is what the story is.

1439
00:59:30,540 --> 00:59:33,460
Speaking of rape, they reversed to catch a predator of these kids.

1440
00:59:33,460 --> 00:59:34,460
Yeah, they do.

1441
00:59:34,460 --> 00:59:37,060
It's like, no, dude, we're the fucking teens.

1442
00:59:37,060 --> 00:59:38,060
She's the older chick.

1443
00:59:38,060 --> 00:59:40,420
Like if anything, she'd get in trouble.

1444
00:59:40,420 --> 00:59:41,420
Great logic.

1445
00:59:41,420 --> 00:59:42,980
I love those kids.

1446
00:59:42,980 --> 00:59:44,980
But you're right, Mike, they did side swipe that car.

1447
00:59:44,980 --> 00:59:46,980
Are we sure we're done talking about porn in Star Wars?

1448
00:59:46,980 --> 00:59:47,980
Okay, fuck it.

1449
00:59:47,980 --> 00:59:48,980
I'm trying, man.

1450
00:59:48,980 --> 00:59:49,980
We're holding it over here.

1451
00:59:49,980 --> 00:59:50,980
I am trying.

1452
00:59:50,980 --> 00:59:56,340
Is that our next react video, Star Wars porn?

1453
00:59:56,340 --> 01:00:02,700
Oh, I didn't even think about putting the two together.

1454
01:00:02,700 --> 01:00:05,980
That's another rape scene with Vader.

1455
01:00:05,980 --> 01:00:09,100
He's literally using force.

1456
01:00:09,100 --> 01:00:14,700
I am your stepfather.

1457
01:00:14,700 --> 01:00:17,300
This is why we have to stick to bad movies.

1458
01:00:17,300 --> 01:00:19,540
It keeps us on track of hatred.

1459
01:00:19,540 --> 01:00:22,580
It kind of derails the whole thing, because this is actually a good movie.

1460
01:00:22,580 --> 01:00:23,580
This is such a good movie.

1461
01:00:23,580 --> 01:00:24,580
This is a great movie.

1462
01:00:24,580 --> 01:00:25,580
It's hard to talk about.

1463
01:00:25,580 --> 01:00:27,620
I would be ashamed of Kevin Smith hearing this.

1464
01:00:27,620 --> 01:00:30,620
He'd probably be proud of you.

1465
01:00:30,620 --> 01:00:33,020
He turned it off like he's like, what?

1466
01:00:33,020 --> 01:00:34,780
There's fucking Time Stop Born?

1467
01:00:34,780 --> 01:00:35,780
Fuck it.

1468
01:00:35,780 --> 01:00:36,780
I gotta look that up.

1469
01:00:36,780 --> 01:00:39,780
Not yet.

1470
01:00:39,780 --> 01:00:43,660
But if you're listening, porn industries, I'm here to direct.

1471
01:00:43,660 --> 01:00:45,180
I'll take any directing job.

1472
01:00:45,180 --> 01:00:47,220
A sequel to any of these bullshit movies we're watching.

1473
01:00:47,220 --> 01:00:49,580
We're each in your key demographic right here.

1474
01:00:49,580 --> 01:00:54,260
Married guys with kids, old men, and guys in their 20s.

1475
01:00:54,260 --> 01:01:04,260
You're interested in watching the best cinematography you've ever seen in porn.

1476
01:01:04,260 --> 01:01:07,620
So they go to the trailer after...

1477
01:01:07,620 --> 01:01:16,700
Oh, so they side swipe a car, and in the car is the sheriff deputy, or the sheriff, and

1478
01:01:16,700 --> 01:01:18,660
he's sucking off, or getting sucked off.

1479
01:01:18,660 --> 01:01:22,940
We don't know which was which, but I think he's sucking off the other guy.

1480
01:01:22,940 --> 01:01:23,940
He's getting sucked off.

1481
01:01:23,940 --> 01:01:25,620
I knew Mike would know that.

1482
01:01:25,620 --> 01:01:28,220
I knew he paused and went back to just check.

1483
01:01:28,220 --> 01:01:31,500
So I was looking at you when I said it, because I was like, I needed verification.

1484
01:01:31,500 --> 01:01:36,340
There weren't going to be any titties in this movie, so I knew Mike to focus on something.

1485
01:01:36,340 --> 01:01:38,060
And so a dude getting sucked off is good enough.

1486
01:01:38,060 --> 01:01:40,300
A little postage stamp titties on the...

1487
01:01:40,300 --> 01:01:42,020
Oh, they're looking at the ad.

1488
01:01:42,020 --> 01:01:45,180
Oh my God, of course you're absolutely right.

1489
01:01:45,180 --> 01:01:48,100
You son of a bitch, you did it again.

1490
01:01:48,100 --> 01:01:53,860
You found the only titties in what I thought was a tiddieless movie.

1491
01:01:53,860 --> 01:01:57,540
You absolute perverted old man.

1492
01:01:57,540 --> 01:01:58,540
Where were the titties?

1493
01:01:58,540 --> 01:01:59,540
Exactly.

1494
01:01:59,540 --> 01:02:00,540
Exactly.

1495
01:02:00,540 --> 01:02:03,820
Tell them where the titties are.

1496
01:02:03,820 --> 01:02:04,820
This is your specialty.

1497
01:02:04,820 --> 01:02:05,820
But you know what?

1498
01:02:05,820 --> 01:02:06,820
Where's the music?

1499
01:02:06,820 --> 01:02:09,700
Where's the music for Titty Minute with Mike?

1500
01:02:09,700 --> 01:02:12,420
What would that sound like?

1501
01:02:12,420 --> 01:02:13,420
Just a couple titties.

1502
01:02:13,420 --> 01:02:18,260
No, you need to go back and find the Titty Hiding Bitch episode.

1503
01:02:18,260 --> 01:02:20,380
Oh, like the Chia Pet.

1504
01:02:20,380 --> 01:02:23,500
Titty titties.

1505
01:02:23,500 --> 01:02:27,100
When they're looking at the jerkmaid in the quad, those old nasty...

1506
01:02:27,100 --> 01:02:28,100
Even finds old nasty titties.

1507
01:02:28,100 --> 01:02:30,100
This does not discriminate, does Mike?

1508
01:02:30,100 --> 01:02:31,620
Listen, hold on.

1509
01:02:31,620 --> 01:02:32,620
All bodies are beautiful.

1510
01:02:32,620 --> 01:02:35,180
I don't think there's anything old and nasty about anything.

1511
01:02:35,180 --> 01:02:36,540
Any titties can be anything.

1512
01:02:36,540 --> 01:02:37,540
I've seen titties...

1513
01:02:37,540 --> 01:02:38,540
You can still go airtight.

1514
01:02:38,540 --> 01:02:43,540
I've seen titties from A to Z, right?

1515
01:02:43,540 --> 01:02:44,540
All titties are beautiful.

1516
01:02:44,540 --> 01:02:45,540
No such thing as a bad one.

1517
01:02:45,540 --> 01:02:47,820
No set of bad titties.

1518
01:02:47,820 --> 01:02:48,820
When I grew up...

1519
01:02:48,820 --> 01:02:53,100
Did you ever see There's Something About Mary?

1520
01:02:53,100 --> 01:02:55,180
Is that when it cuts to a man's chest?

1521
01:02:55,180 --> 01:02:56,180
No.

1522
01:02:56,180 --> 01:02:57,180
Or what am I thinking of?

1523
01:02:57,180 --> 01:02:58,180
It's the mom's tits.

1524
01:02:58,180 --> 01:02:59,180
How old is mom?

1525
01:02:59,180 --> 01:03:00,180
What's his face?

1526
01:03:00,180 --> 01:03:03,340
Drama's brother, the actor's brother.

1527
01:03:03,340 --> 01:03:06,220
He's spying on them and he's trying to spy on Mary.

1528
01:03:06,220 --> 01:03:10,940
He puts the camera down and he goes to look again and it's the mom's tits.

1529
01:03:10,940 --> 01:03:11,940
How old is she?

1530
01:03:11,940 --> 01:03:12,940
Too old.

1531
01:03:12,940 --> 01:03:13,940
70s, 80s?

1532
01:03:13,940 --> 01:03:14,940
Yeah.

1533
01:03:14,940 --> 01:03:15,940
Gray hair?

1534
01:03:15,940 --> 01:03:16,940
Blonde?

1535
01:03:16,940 --> 01:03:21,780
I'm just asking if she's super old and it's like...

1536
01:03:21,780 --> 01:03:22,780
Super old.

1537
01:03:22,780 --> 01:03:25,660
Like, okay, well, fine.

1538
01:03:25,660 --> 01:03:26,660
You don't like old titties.

1539
01:03:26,660 --> 01:03:28,500
I think it's like wine.

1540
01:03:28,500 --> 01:03:31,420
I don't like the taste, but titties.

1541
01:03:31,420 --> 01:03:33,420
Get your trunk.

1542
01:03:33,420 --> 01:03:37,260
I don't know what I meant by that.

1543
01:03:37,260 --> 01:03:41,900
This whole group in this church, they're like a whole group of people that are like those

1544
01:03:41,900 --> 01:03:44,620
kids from Mean Girls.

1545
01:03:44,620 --> 01:03:49,900
And on the third day, God made the Remington Action Rifle so Jesus could fight the dinosaurs

1546
01:03:49,900 --> 01:03:51,980
and the homosexuals.

1547
01:03:51,980 --> 01:04:01,860
So when he was making this movie, a friend of his went to the Westboro Baptist Church

1548
01:04:01,860 --> 01:04:07,660
and interviewed the guy, the main, the grand wizard, whatever they call themselves over

1549
01:04:07,660 --> 01:04:08,660
there.

1550
01:04:08,660 --> 01:04:09,660
In some cases, yeah.

1551
01:04:09,660 --> 01:04:17,040
But in this particular one, Westboro, yeah.

1552
01:04:17,040 --> 01:04:25,260
So he went and he let Kevin Smith watch the tape and his wife didn't want to watch it.

1553
01:04:25,260 --> 01:04:26,860
She's like, you're not watching that in here.

1554
01:04:26,860 --> 01:04:29,620
I don't want to watch this bullshit because she's not religious at all.

1555
01:04:29,620 --> 01:04:31,700
And he's like, well, this is fucking interesting.

1556
01:04:31,700 --> 01:04:32,860
I want to go watch it.

1557
01:04:32,860 --> 01:04:37,580
So he like hide in the living room with his robe and he's watching it.

1558
01:04:37,580 --> 01:04:40,180
He said in the living room.

1559
01:04:40,180 --> 01:04:42,140
He said he had another TV that no one watches.

1560
01:04:42,140 --> 01:04:45,620
And so he goes in there and he covers up his robe and he watches this hour long.

1561
01:04:45,620 --> 01:04:46,620
It's terrifying.

1562
01:04:46,620 --> 01:04:49,700
He's like, I don't know if it was just because I was right up in the fucking TV staring at

1563
01:04:49,700 --> 01:04:50,700
it or not, but it was fucking terrifying.

1564
01:04:50,700 --> 01:04:53,420
And I was like, and so he calls up the dude.

1565
01:04:53,420 --> 01:04:58,260
He's like, you need to make this into a feature where it's like, what if, you know, the Westboro

1566
01:04:58,260 --> 01:05:03,460
Baptist Church, you know, they want to protest all these funerals, but they run out of funerals.

1567
01:05:03,460 --> 01:05:07,740
So they start making bodies to have funerals to protest or whatever.

1568
01:05:07,740 --> 01:05:11,620
And it's like, he's like, and the dude's like, no, I don't want to make that new movies.

1569
01:05:11,620 --> 01:05:12,620
Well, then fuck you.

1570
01:05:12,620 --> 01:05:13,620
All right.

1571
01:05:13,620 --> 01:05:14,620
And so he does.

1572
01:05:14,620 --> 01:05:18,420
And he writes this and he goes, he's jumping around every fucking 10, 15 minutes.

1573
01:05:18,420 --> 01:05:20,420
He's changing everything up.

1574
01:05:20,420 --> 01:05:21,580
We all watched earlier.

1575
01:05:21,580 --> 01:05:24,020
There's an alternate ending to this, which we'll get to.

1576
01:05:24,020 --> 01:05:29,060
But yeah, so this church is it's Westboro Baptist Church, right?

1577
01:05:29,060 --> 01:05:32,980
It's I mean, almost down to a T. Michael Parks.

1578
01:05:32,980 --> 01:05:35,740
Let's just get this off the top.

1579
01:05:35,740 --> 01:05:36,740
Holy shit.

1580
01:05:36,740 --> 01:05:38,460
Did he kick this out of the park?

1581
01:05:38,460 --> 01:05:41,300
And if you liked his performance in this, I'm just going to say we don't have to get

1582
01:05:41,300 --> 01:05:43,500
into a whole other thing.

1583
01:05:43,500 --> 01:05:46,060
Tusk is him.

1584
01:05:46,060 --> 01:05:47,740
So it's him and Justin Long.

1585
01:05:47,740 --> 01:05:49,780
They're the two guys in Tusk.

1586
01:05:49,780 --> 01:05:56,500
And it is one of the it's like I almost as good better red state.

1587
01:05:56,500 --> 01:06:02,020
I mean, I put them on the same level of just amazed, like, like dark, hard hitting, hard

1588
01:06:02,020 --> 01:06:03,620
to watch.

1589
01:06:03,620 --> 01:06:04,620
Tusk is harder to watch.

1590
01:06:04,620 --> 01:06:05,620
I'll just be honest.

1591
01:06:05,620 --> 01:06:06,620
That's a hard to watch.

1592
01:06:06,620 --> 01:06:08,620
I wish Kevin Smith would do more films like this.

1593
01:06:08,620 --> 01:06:11,420
I wish he would have done the Moose Jaws movie that he talked about.

1594
01:06:11,420 --> 01:06:12,420
Still talking about it.

1595
01:06:12,420 --> 01:06:15,380
Yeah, he also write them and let other people make them something.

1596
01:06:15,380 --> 01:06:16,380
Yeah.

1597
01:06:16,380 --> 01:06:19,060
See, I'm OK with that, too, because I like to see him write a Star Wars, honestly.

1598
01:06:19,060 --> 01:06:20,060
Yeah.

1599
01:06:20,060 --> 01:06:21,980
Oh, God, I think everyone wants Michael Parks, though.

1600
01:06:21,980 --> 01:06:22,980
That's what I wrote.

1601
01:06:22,980 --> 01:06:23,980
All right.

1602
01:06:23,980 --> 01:06:26,060
That is one great actor, because I hate that motherfucker.

1603
01:06:26,060 --> 01:06:27,060
Yeah.

1604
01:06:27,060 --> 01:06:28,060
Yeah.

1605
01:06:28,060 --> 01:06:30,260
I wrote I wrote that guy is I hate that motherfucker.

1606
01:06:30,260 --> 01:06:31,740
That is one great actor.

1607
01:06:31,740 --> 01:06:32,740
Yeah.

1608
01:06:32,740 --> 01:06:34,220
It's easy to hate him in this one.

1609
01:06:34,220 --> 01:06:39,620
And it's it's almost you hate him in the other one, too.

1610
01:06:39,620 --> 01:06:41,660
But like in a different way.

1611
01:06:41,660 --> 01:06:42,660
I don't know.

1612
01:06:42,660 --> 01:06:43,660
It's weird.

1613
01:06:43,660 --> 01:06:44,660
He plays dark and creepy.

1614
01:06:44,660 --> 01:06:49,660
Can you give me like a David Koresh?

1615
01:06:49,660 --> 01:06:50,660
Yeah.

1616
01:06:50,660 --> 01:06:51,660
Yeah.

1617
01:06:51,660 --> 01:06:55,060
Waco, which I've I've been to where Waco happened.

1618
01:06:55,060 --> 01:06:57,100
It's just like a concrete slab now.

1619
01:06:57,100 --> 01:06:58,700
And there's just nice people that live there.

1620
01:06:58,700 --> 01:07:01,300
There's like trailers and shit around it.

1621
01:07:01,300 --> 01:07:02,300
Interesting.

1622
01:07:02,300 --> 01:07:03,780
So they've turned it into something.

1623
01:07:03,780 --> 01:07:09,780
It's not like I drove in in my in my van and there's just a sign that says like, don't

1624
01:07:09,780 --> 01:07:12,220
come in here just because of the Waco massacre.

1625
01:07:12,220 --> 01:07:13,860
I was like, I didn't see that.

1626
01:07:13,860 --> 01:07:17,420
And I just went straight in.

1627
01:07:17,420 --> 01:07:19,420
They probably hate that shit.

1628
01:07:19,420 --> 01:07:20,420
That's fine.

1629
01:07:20,420 --> 01:07:22,340
My one of my profile pictures is me and Dennis Rodman.

1630
01:07:22,340 --> 01:07:25,980
And he's wearing a shirt that says no pics, please.

1631
01:07:25,980 --> 01:07:28,100
And I just the first thing I fucking asked the guy.

1632
01:07:28,100 --> 01:07:29,100
So like, I get it.

1633
01:07:29,100 --> 01:07:31,700
I just didn't I just pretended I didn't see that.

1634
01:07:31,700 --> 01:07:36,900
50 minutes in is the first hint of Brent Brennan in this movie.

1635
01:07:36,900 --> 01:07:37,900
OK.

1636
01:07:37,900 --> 01:07:39,740
Who's Brennan's character in this?

1637
01:07:39,740 --> 01:07:44,260
Brennan's character is the agent working with John Goodman, Kevin Ollahan, who shows up

1638
01:07:44,260 --> 01:07:45,820
halfway into the movie.

1639
01:07:45,820 --> 01:07:47,860
Probably one of the best parts of it.

1640
01:07:47,860 --> 01:07:51,180
So you guys know me and flies.

1641
01:07:51,180 --> 01:07:54,620
Oh, I have a lifelong letter.

1642
01:07:54,620 --> 01:07:58,420
My nemesis, just that the insect flies a fly.

1643
01:07:58,420 --> 01:08:00,460
I fucking despise them.

1644
01:08:00,460 --> 01:08:03,240
Real quick.

1645
01:08:03,240 --> 01:08:08,940
If I were the actor that played Brennan, I don't think that I don't think that I could

1646
01:08:08,940 --> 01:08:09,940
remember.

1647
01:08:09,940 --> 01:08:14,820
I don't think that I could finish this fucking scene.

1648
01:08:14,820 --> 01:08:16,780
When this happens right here.

1649
01:08:16,780 --> 01:08:22,380
So ladies and gentlemen, sorry, but you're watching Kevin Alejandro scream at both.

1650
01:08:22,380 --> 01:08:26,260
So fucking fly lands right on his forehead, right?

1651
01:08:26,260 --> 01:08:27,260
For just a moment.

1652
01:08:27,260 --> 01:08:28,260
But he doesn't.

1653
01:08:28,260 --> 01:08:29,820
He's so in the zone.

1654
01:08:29,820 --> 01:08:32,660
He's about to deliver one of the best lines, like just he's fucking.

1655
01:08:32,660 --> 01:08:35,460
I forget what it is, but because I can only concentrate on the fly.

1656
01:08:35,460 --> 01:08:38,620
This fly, by the way, if we just watch the next minute is buzzing around their fucking

1657
01:08:38,620 --> 01:08:44,820
heads the whole fucking time, I would, if as an actor, I'd be like, sir, director, do

1658
01:08:44,820 --> 01:08:47,100
we need to do this in this barn?

1659
01:08:47,100 --> 01:08:48,340
Is this where this needs to happen?

1660
01:08:48,340 --> 01:08:49,340
Can we get this?

1661
01:08:49,340 --> 01:08:51,300
Not just be behind a wall that there isn't flies.

1662
01:08:51,300 --> 01:08:55,500
I'm sure they're in that stable and that was the best shot they could get without a fly

1663
01:08:55,500 --> 01:08:56,500
landing on somebody.

1664
01:08:56,500 --> 01:08:57,500
Yeah.

1665
01:08:57,500 --> 01:09:00,460
I think that's the scene where he says, I mean, Jesus saves it all, but fuck people

1666
01:09:00,460 --> 01:09:01,460
like this.

1667
01:09:01,460 --> 01:09:02,460
Yeah.

1668
01:09:02,460 --> 01:09:03,460
Yeah.

1669
01:09:03,460 --> 01:09:08,140
There's some good lines, but that right there, that fucking fly right in his forehead.

1670
01:09:08,140 --> 01:09:09,140
I hate it.

1671
01:09:09,140 --> 01:09:14,220
I want to go to the Wikipedia and put Brennan, Dada, Nana, Shipley off the Boston playing

1672
01:09:14,220 --> 01:09:18,380
this guy, playing the fly.

1673
01:09:18,380 --> 01:09:19,380
We tagged just to fly.

1674
01:09:19,380 --> 01:09:20,380
Yeah.

1675
01:09:20,380 --> 01:09:21,380
So, um.

1676
01:09:21,380 --> 01:09:23,380
That guy's much more handsome.

1677
01:09:23,380 --> 01:09:24,380
Well, okay.

1678
01:09:24,380 --> 01:09:25,940
Don't be hard on yourself.

1679
01:09:25,940 --> 01:09:26,940
Everyone's beautiful.

1680
01:09:26,940 --> 01:09:27,940
All titties are beautiful.

1681
01:09:27,940 --> 01:09:30,600
Was that your favorite line, Mike?

1682
01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:32,820
So they crash into the car.

1683
01:09:32,820 --> 01:09:38,540
Brennan stops getting their dick sucked and the sheriff then goes back to the station.

1684
01:09:38,540 --> 01:09:41,740
He cries looking at a picture of his wife.

1685
01:09:41,740 --> 01:09:43,460
He like wants to kill himself.

1686
01:09:43,460 --> 01:09:44,460
Drinks a few trulies.

1687
01:09:44,460 --> 01:09:49,580
Drinks a few trulies, puts a gun to his head.

1688
01:09:49,580 --> 01:09:52,100
But that comes later.

1689
01:09:52,100 --> 01:09:53,100
We cut back to the boys.

1690
01:09:53,100 --> 01:09:54,380
They go to a trailer.

1691
01:09:54,380 --> 01:09:58,020
They see this like not very attractive looking woman.

1692
01:09:58,020 --> 01:10:01,860
I mean, all bodies are beautiful, but like she's, you know, she's whatever.

1693
01:10:01,860 --> 01:10:05,260
She's standard, standard, regular woman.

1694
01:10:05,260 --> 01:10:07,140
She is very mean to them.

1695
01:10:07,140 --> 01:10:10,340
Get the, get the trailer, sit down, drink your beers, drink them.

1696
01:10:10,340 --> 01:10:12,140
I'm not putting any man inside me that does not for a beer.

1697
01:10:12,140 --> 01:10:13,940
This is one of my favorite lines of that movie.

1698
01:10:13,940 --> 01:10:14,940
Yeah.

1699
01:10:14,940 --> 01:10:15,940
Well, that's what she says.

1700
01:10:15,940 --> 01:10:16,940
Here's her line.

1701
01:10:16,940 --> 01:10:18,780
Is this a great Miller Lite commercial?

1702
01:10:18,780 --> 01:10:21,260
No man gets in me without at least two beers.

1703
01:10:21,260 --> 01:10:22,260
Yeah.

1704
01:10:22,260 --> 01:10:28,820
That would be the most, if they was her in just a skeezy bar and she goes, no man gets

1705
01:10:28,820 --> 01:10:32,020
inside me without two bellies, two beers, Miller Lite.

1706
01:10:32,020 --> 01:10:35,020
It would have been the most realistic commercial of all time.

1707
01:10:35,020 --> 01:10:36,020
Surveys are crystal.

1708
01:10:36,020 --> 01:10:37,020
Yeah.

1709
01:10:37,020 --> 01:10:43,900
Uh, let me create just the preacher.

1710
01:10:43,900 --> 01:10:49,260
He's like, I hate gay homosexuals are the demons of the, and it just cuts to survey

1711
01:10:49,260 --> 01:10:50,260
suckers though.

1712
01:10:50,260 --> 01:10:51,260
But, but.

1713
01:10:51,260 --> 01:10:58,700
And I wonder if they, if they paid for that or what, cause that was literally green bottle

1714
01:10:58,700 --> 01:11:03,100
Miller Lite label straight facing out every time they were like really clear on what that

1715
01:11:03,100 --> 01:11:04,100
beer was.

1716
01:11:04,100 --> 01:11:05,100
Yeah.

1717
01:11:05,100 --> 01:11:06,100
It was perfect.

1718
01:11:06,100 --> 01:11:07,100
Let's talk more about star wars.

1719
01:11:07,100 --> 01:11:13,260
Um, the tall boy, when he goes inside and he, uh, is complimenting everything is my

1720
01:11:13,260 --> 01:11:14,260
favorite.

1721
01:11:14,260 --> 01:11:15,260
I love it.

1722
01:11:15,260 --> 01:11:18,740
Cause he's just like, he's like, Oh, first he's like, she lives in a trailer.

1723
01:11:18,740 --> 01:11:19,740
You live in a fucking trailer.

1724
01:11:19,740 --> 01:11:20,740
Like it's like, Oh yeah.

1725
01:11:20,740 --> 01:11:23,740
Well, I'm just saying, uh, and they go inside.

1726
01:11:23,740 --> 01:11:26,140
He's like, you have a really lovely home.

1727
01:11:26,140 --> 01:11:27,140
I love your carpet.

1728
01:11:27,140 --> 01:11:28,820
And she's just like, just drink your beer.

1729
01:11:28,820 --> 01:11:29,820
I love it.

1730
01:11:29,820 --> 01:11:32,860
So they get knocked out and then they wake up in cages.

1731
01:11:32,860 --> 01:11:34,300
Well, one of them wakes up in a cage.

1732
01:11:34,300 --> 01:11:39,340
The other two wake up down below in a basement tied up to each other.

1733
01:11:39,340 --> 01:11:48,820
And then we get, uh, a really, really well done hateful preaching session from an unhinged

1734
01:11:48,820 --> 01:11:56,740
pastor preacher, meth fueled, meth sermon, uh, in front of his family congregation.

1735
01:11:56,740 --> 01:11:59,780
It's a small, there's 20 members.

1736
01:11:59,780 --> 01:12:04,620
God, and there's hecklers and they're, they're just allowed to keep, he said something about

1737
01:12:04,620 --> 01:12:08,300
God and then you hear the lady in the background and said, yeah, that's not God's love.

1738
01:12:08,300 --> 01:12:13,100
I just wanted to smack shut the fuck up when the guy on stage is talking.

1739
01:12:13,100 --> 01:12:14,900
Shut your fucking mouth.

1740
01:12:14,900 --> 01:12:22,860
That bitch, uh, it's like, listen, your grandfather, your dad, your pastor guy, he's talking.

1741
01:12:22,860 --> 01:12:23,860
Right.

1742
01:12:23,860 --> 01:12:28,700
But he did get, this was one of those, he does allow, see, I wouldn't, if I went to

1743
01:12:28,700 --> 01:12:34,380
a crazy person's cult church, I wouldn't want there to be, uh, it to be a back and forth

1744
01:12:34,380 --> 01:12:35,380
conversation.

1745
01:12:35,380 --> 01:12:41,700
I prefer you sit there, you get the information, you leave more of a, like a classroom setting.

1746
01:12:41,700 --> 01:12:45,340
This would be, I don't want to want to be those like, he, where it's like, oh yeah,

1747
01:12:45,340 --> 01:12:46,340
hate the gay people.

1748
01:12:46,340 --> 01:12:49,740
You know, you gotta, like you just to yell, just to virtue signal.

1749
01:12:49,740 --> 01:12:53,380
I mean, you're in church, this guy went to school for this, let him fucking, I don't

1750
01:12:53,380 --> 01:12:54,820
think he went to school for this.

1751
01:12:54,820 --> 01:12:59,980
You could say, yeah, no, not, not this particular, but any church setting.

1752
01:12:59,980 --> 01:13:03,700
Real churches are like that, but there are call and response churches like a lot of black

1753
01:13:03,700 --> 01:13:07,380
churches, uh, very similar.

1754
01:13:07,380 --> 01:13:08,380
I want to go to one.

1755
01:13:08,380 --> 01:13:10,140
I would, I would, I would sit in.

1756
01:13:10,140 --> 01:13:14,300
I don't think I have the energy for like a black, black Baptist church or something where

1757
01:13:14,300 --> 01:13:16,620
you'd have, where you get up and you dance.

1758
01:13:16,620 --> 01:13:18,300
You're more pray the gay away camp.

1759
01:13:18,300 --> 01:13:21,100
No, I would not be a pray the gay away camp.

1760
01:13:21,100 --> 01:13:25,780
Actually, I just saw this, uh, we don't have to get political, but I did see this was one

1761
01:13:25,780 --> 01:13:28,300
preacher who wears a piece.

1762
01:13:28,300 --> 01:13:35,460
I think it's a priest and he wears a, uh, like a rainbow thing around his, around his

1763
01:13:35,460 --> 01:13:40,220
neck and he preaches, uh, love everybody, love everybody includes.

1764
01:13:40,220 --> 01:13:42,940
He's like, Jesus wouldn't hate gay people.

1765
01:13:42,940 --> 01:13:44,700
Jesus never talked about gay people once.

1766
01:13:44,700 --> 01:13:45,700
Jesus loved everybody.

1767
01:13:45,700 --> 01:13:47,140
He's like, love your neighbor.

1768
01:13:47,140 --> 01:13:48,740
What was the one thing he said?

1769
01:13:48,740 --> 01:13:52,620
What was his one golden rule treat people like you want to be treated and love your

1770
01:13:52,620 --> 01:13:53,740
neighbors.

1771
01:13:53,740 --> 01:13:57,380
I'm not even a believer, but I feel like if you're going to follow, like if you're going

1772
01:13:57,380 --> 01:13:59,380
to follow good advice, follow good advice.

1773
01:13:59,380 --> 01:14:04,180
You know, I didn't like a lot of what Gangus concept, but when he said, you know, get that

1774
01:14:04,180 --> 01:14:08,380
money, I thought that's fucking good.

1775
01:14:08,380 --> 01:14:10,060
Uh, it's good advice getting it's gone.

1776
01:14:10,060 --> 01:14:12,860
And he did, he got all that money all across the land.

1777
01:14:12,860 --> 01:14:15,340
Um, we're all 2% gang is gone.

1778
01:14:15,340 --> 01:14:17,420
So the 16 million descendants.

1779
01:14:17,420 --> 01:14:19,100
I actually just looked that up this morning.

1780
01:14:19,100 --> 01:14:20,100
Did you really?

1781
01:14:20,100 --> 01:14:21,100
I don't know how I got on that.

1782
01:14:21,100 --> 01:14:23,740
I was like, I don't know why my brain just went there.

1783
01:14:23,740 --> 01:14:27,380
It's like, I wasn't thinking about gang is con 30 seconds ago.

1784
01:14:27,380 --> 01:14:29,580
Did you just inception me?

1785
01:14:29,580 --> 01:14:30,580
Probably.

1786
01:14:30,580 --> 01:14:31,940
Were you thinking about it right now?

1787
01:14:31,940 --> 01:14:34,620
Did it pop up in your head before I said it?

1788
01:14:34,620 --> 01:14:37,460
When you said gang is con, I was like, oh yeah, I did Google that this morning.

1789
01:14:37,460 --> 01:14:38,460
Interesting.

1790
01:14:38,460 --> 01:14:44,380
I was like, how many descendants 16 million people have his DNA men mainly adult diapers.

1791
01:14:44,380 --> 01:14:47,340
Wait, Mike, are you incepting me?

1792
01:14:47,340 --> 01:14:48,340
Something?

1793
01:14:48,340 --> 01:14:50,660
Did I just read your mind?

1794
01:14:50,660 --> 01:14:51,660
Sorry.

1795
01:14:51,660 --> 01:14:56,540
I just heard adult diapers very clearly in my head from speaking to gay though.

1796
01:14:56,540 --> 01:15:01,100
One of my favorite jokes is Louis CK saying it ended with him.

1797
01:15:01,100 --> 01:15:05,220
He was like, he's, he's a, God doesn't hate you cause you're gay.

1798
01:15:05,220 --> 01:15:07,500
You're gay because God hates you.

1799
01:15:07,500 --> 01:15:09,660
That's, that would be perfect.

1800
01:15:09,660 --> 01:15:10,660
They would love that.

1801
01:15:10,660 --> 01:15:15,780
This church, the five pointers, which is, you might put right in there.

1802
01:15:15,780 --> 01:15:20,140
I actually think that their symbol that they created for themselves was kind of cool.

1803
01:15:20,140 --> 01:15:22,780
The five point, uh, five point across.

1804
01:15:22,780 --> 01:15:27,140
You see that it was a cross with the five little arrows sticking out from around it.

1805
01:15:27,140 --> 01:15:35,740
I like when people take the cross and make it their own, like famously make it red and

1806
01:15:35,740 --> 01:15:36,740
you have the red cross.

1807
01:15:36,740 --> 01:15:37,740
I love that.

1808
01:15:37,740 --> 01:15:38,740
It's good.

1809
01:15:38,740 --> 01:15:42,420
I mean, it was simple art, like it's simple marketing.

1810
01:15:42,420 --> 01:15:45,740
Everyone knows red cross and you see a red cross and that's what a red cross is.

1811
01:15:45,740 --> 01:15:47,020
You know what a red cross is, right?

1812
01:15:47,020 --> 01:15:48,180
I love it.

1813
01:15:48,180 --> 01:15:51,700
Five points, you know, art, this is the cult avoid the one with all the fucking little

1814
01:15:51,700 --> 01:15:57,940
arrows or whatever, but like dogma, another Kevin Smith movie, he makes buddy Jesus.

1815
01:15:57,940 --> 01:15:58,940
Oh yeah.

1816
01:15:58,940 --> 01:15:59,940
Like iron cross.

1817
01:15:59,940 --> 01:16:01,900
That's another good one, right?

1818
01:16:01,900 --> 01:16:08,820
Ooh, not a good one, but is a one that, you know, it's another one.

1819
01:16:08,820 --> 01:16:09,820
It's another one.

1820
01:16:09,820 --> 01:16:15,060
I don't appreciate the, but like, imagine if, you know, someone peaceful made the iron

1821
01:16:15,060 --> 01:16:21,740
cross, like if it was like a, you know what, because we had the swastika was a peaceful

1822
01:16:21,740 --> 01:16:27,420
symbol before Hitler inverted it and made it like a sign of hate.

1823
01:16:27,420 --> 01:16:30,660
What other symbols are just like 666?

1824
01:16:30,660 --> 01:16:33,020
I know people don't like seeing that.

1825
01:16:33,020 --> 01:16:38,700
I'll think of like the devil or whatever, but like, they went from that to good because

1826
01:16:38,700 --> 01:16:39,920
monster energy drink.

1827
01:16:39,920 --> 01:16:40,920
It's the three.

1828
01:16:40,920 --> 01:16:45,740
Some Christian lady was like, it's three Hebrew symbols for six.

1829
01:16:45,740 --> 01:16:50,460
It's like, it's people like back masking music, like just looking for things, like playing

1830
01:16:50,460 --> 01:16:52,940
music backwards and like, Hey, did you hear him say, like talk?

1831
01:16:52,940 --> 01:16:54,340
I gave my soul to the devil.

1832
01:16:54,340 --> 01:16:56,380
It's like, well, you hear what you want to hear.

1833
01:16:56,380 --> 01:16:58,380
You see what you want to see if you're looking for it.

1834
01:16:58,380 --> 01:16:59,380
Yeah.

1835
01:16:59,380 --> 01:17:03,100
The only time I've ever heard music that's played forward and backwards is, uh, even

1836
01:17:03,100 --> 01:17:04,100
at me.

1837
01:17:04,100 --> 01:17:07,980
Do you guys remember that one?

1838
01:17:07,980 --> 01:17:16,460
I hope to God someone plays that backwards and it sounds like, which is from, uh, the

1839
01:17:16,460 --> 01:17:17,540
Simpsons.

1840
01:17:17,540 --> 01:17:20,300
That's the best I've ever seen.

1841
01:17:20,300 --> 01:17:21,300
And they do it perfectly.

1842
01:17:21,300 --> 01:17:27,380
Cause it's just, they put just some middle Eastern women and they're like, and it's

1843
01:17:27,380 --> 01:17:29,260
joined the Navy backwards.

1844
01:17:29,260 --> 01:17:31,260
It's so good.

1845
01:17:31,260 --> 01:17:35,260
The old Mac books let you, used to let you like reverse music and like play it backwards

1846
01:17:35,260 --> 01:17:36,260
and forwards.

1847
01:17:36,260 --> 01:17:37,260
Oh, that's cool.

1848
01:17:37,260 --> 01:17:41,740
There's a chick that lived across street from me, kind of like a goth punk chick, whatever

1849
01:17:41,740 --> 01:17:43,660
showed me a song that like reversed.

1850
01:17:43,660 --> 01:17:45,620
And it was like last kiss.

1851
01:17:45,620 --> 01:17:47,620
And she played it back and it said, Satan.

1852
01:17:47,620 --> 01:17:52,620
And I was like, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa.

1853
01:17:52,620 --> 01:17:57,900
Then we watched Ray William Johnson.

1854
01:17:57,900 --> 01:18:01,500
Uh, one 17.

1855
01:18:01,500 --> 01:18:04,500
I'm going to, I'm going to find out.

1856
01:18:04,500 --> 01:18:06,500
I just put Yvonne nudge.

1857
01:18:06,500 --> 01:18:09,500
I'll know what it means.

1858
01:18:09,500 --> 01:18:12,500
I'll know what it means.

1859
01:18:12,500 --> 01:18:14,820
Three hours later.

1860
01:18:14,820 --> 01:18:16,580
What the fuck was that?

1861
01:18:16,580 --> 01:18:22,020
My favorite line in this movie was, uh, when John Goodman goes simple, just shit itself.

1862
01:18:22,020 --> 01:18:23,020
That's great.

1863
01:18:23,020 --> 01:18:25,020
That was the phone.

1864
01:18:25,020 --> 01:18:26,020
Yeah.

1865
01:18:26,020 --> 01:18:28,940
Uh, so I think the plastic kill method is perfect.

1866
01:18:28,940 --> 01:18:29,940
No notes.

1867
01:18:29,940 --> 01:18:34,740
I have one no wrapping a person up in plastic Dexter style Dexter style, but wrapping them

1868
01:18:34,740 --> 01:18:36,660
up, it's I think smarter than what Dexter does.

1869
01:18:36,660 --> 01:18:37,660
He does a whole room.

1870
01:18:37,660 --> 01:18:38,660
It was good.

1871
01:18:38,660 --> 01:18:39,660
And then they shoot them from the top.

1872
01:18:39,660 --> 01:18:43,180
You get that little flame pop out the top, which I love that was that's also where the

1873
01:18:43,180 --> 01:18:46,940
one of the good quotes in this movie, which I don't understand.

1874
01:18:46,940 --> 01:18:48,620
Watch out for that gay saliva.

1875
01:18:48,620 --> 01:18:49,620
It can turn you.

1876
01:18:49,620 --> 01:18:50,620
Oh yeah.

1877
01:18:50,620 --> 01:18:52,620
That was a good one.

1878
01:18:52,620 --> 01:18:54,820
That was definitely put that line in there.

1879
01:18:54,820 --> 01:18:55,820
Make that guess.

1880
01:18:55,820 --> 01:18:56,820
Yeah.

1881
01:18:56,820 --> 01:18:57,820
That's great, dude.

1882
01:18:57,820 --> 01:19:04,660
Uh, and then when they put the body down below, they, they use the bone.

1883
01:19:04,660 --> 01:19:05,980
Sticking out to cut through the tape.

1884
01:19:05,980 --> 01:19:07,940
Well, at least one of them does.

1885
01:19:07,940 --> 01:19:09,140
And then the tall boy runs off.

1886
01:19:09,140 --> 01:19:12,060
I'm like, damn, I wrote the tall.

1887
01:19:12,060 --> 01:19:13,760
What a Dick left his friend.

1888
01:19:13,760 --> 01:19:14,820
He left his friend.

1889
01:19:14,820 --> 01:19:18,380
So then I thought about it.

1890
01:19:18,380 --> 01:19:24,300
Is this one of those, put your, your, your mask on before helping anyone else?

1891
01:19:24,300 --> 01:19:27,900
Because technically what homeboy did, he did everything right.

1892
01:19:27,900 --> 01:19:33,860
He left, he found the gun, found an AK 47 and then, uh, although I wouldn't have stood

1893
01:19:33,860 --> 01:19:37,020
right in the doorway, I would have gotten to a corner, couched down or something.

1894
01:19:37,020 --> 01:19:38,020
I would have left.

1895
01:19:38,020 --> 01:19:39,020
I would have went back to my friend.

1896
01:19:39,020 --> 01:19:43,460
Well, he was, he could have said, hold on or something, some kind of word of reassurance.

1897
01:19:43,460 --> 01:19:44,460
Anything.

1898
01:19:44,460 --> 01:19:45,460
Hold on.

1899
01:19:45,460 --> 01:19:46,460
I'll be right back.

1900
01:19:46,460 --> 01:19:47,460
Don't leave me.

1901
01:19:47,460 --> 01:19:48,460
I'll be right back.

1902
01:19:48,460 --> 01:19:49,460
And then he gets killed.

1903
01:19:49,460 --> 01:19:50,460
Fine.

1904
01:19:50,460 --> 01:19:51,460
Okay.

1905
01:19:51,460 --> 01:19:52,460
At least he was going to be right back.

1906
01:19:52,460 --> 01:19:53,460
This one, he just, he's like, sorry, bro.

1907
01:19:53,460 --> 01:19:54,460
And he left.

1908
01:19:54,460 --> 01:19:58,580
But the smartest part after that classic scene where two people die at the same time shooting

1909
01:19:58,580 --> 01:20:02,460
each other and then he runs, but then they go in there and you see the two bodies.

1910
01:20:02,460 --> 01:20:03,700
I'm like, did I miss something?

1911
01:20:03,700 --> 01:20:05,740
Did he fucking run in there and get shot or something?

1912
01:20:05,740 --> 01:20:08,380
And then you see him get up and I'm like, oh, okay, that was good.

1913
01:20:08,380 --> 01:20:13,820
He pulls the, uh, the old behind enemy lines trick, the old Owen Wilson specialty or hiding

1914
01:20:13,820 --> 01:20:17,060
under somebody's kind of deal, uh, which I love.

1915
01:20:17,060 --> 01:20:18,260
So yeah, that was great.

1916
01:20:18,260 --> 01:20:19,260
Super smart.

1917
01:20:19,260 --> 01:20:20,560
He gets himself a gun.

1918
01:20:20,560 --> 01:20:21,560
He doesn't use once.

1919
01:20:21,560 --> 01:20:24,580
I don't think he runs.

1920
01:20:24,580 --> 01:20:27,700
Now that was a, in the hallway there, he like, yeah, I would have just turned.

1921
01:20:27,700 --> 01:20:28,700
Yeah.

1922
01:20:28,700 --> 01:20:31,840
Found a spot to get low or something and catch him by surprise.

1923
01:20:31,840 --> 01:20:34,220
They're all running in a line, just pull the trigger.

1924
01:20:34,220 --> 01:20:35,220
You'll hit him.

1925
01:20:35,220 --> 01:20:36,220
Yeah.

1926
01:20:36,220 --> 01:20:40,980
You know, if he had turned around and shot, if he had went to the door, got behind, yeah,

1927
01:20:40,980 --> 01:20:44,140
he could have, he could have killed a few of them.

1928
01:20:44,140 --> 01:20:48,060
But yeah, so that sucked.

1929
01:20:48,060 --> 01:20:51,740
Uh, I mean, it was cool, but, uh, it was exciting.

1930
01:20:51,740 --> 01:20:55,500
And when he runs around, like, um, that was, that was a cool chase scene.

1931
01:20:55,500 --> 01:20:59,340
Like the way that was shot, it was very frenetic because you don't know where anyone's going.

1932
01:20:59,340 --> 01:21:06,260
Um, so, uh, I'm willing to, so the, the deputy finding that, uh, station wagon, I think was

1933
01:21:06,260 --> 01:21:11,620
a little unbelievable when Badger drove by and he happened to notice inside the compound

1934
01:21:11,620 --> 01:21:16,820
on a, on a drive by that there's the station wagon after they called.

1935
01:21:16,820 --> 01:21:20,900
So that Aiden called the sheriff, so he called the sheriff.

1936
01:21:20,900 --> 01:21:24,780
That's when I went, yeah, Steven Rue, he called the sheriff.

1937
01:21:24,780 --> 01:21:26,620
No, he talked to him on the, over the radio.

1938
01:21:26,620 --> 01:21:30,900
He called him, Hey, I got my car hit, uh, go find, no, no, no, no.

1939
01:21:30,900 --> 01:21:31,900
He was in the office.

1940
01:21:31,900 --> 01:21:35,100
I'm saying, I'm saying when Aiden, the preacher called the sheriff, was that before or after

1941
01:21:35,100 --> 01:21:36,100
that?

1942
01:21:36,100 --> 01:21:39,860
Because when the preacher called him, that's when I went, holy shit, Steven root.

1943
01:21:39,860 --> 01:21:44,540
Cause the Aiden calls him and tells him, you know, who's Aiden, the pastor, the pastor.

1944
01:21:44,540 --> 01:21:45,540
Yeah.

1945
01:21:45,540 --> 01:21:49,100
He calls Steven root the sheriff that was over the deputy's radio after the radio.

1946
01:21:49,100 --> 01:21:50,100
Oh yeah.

1947
01:21:50,100 --> 01:21:51,100
That happened.

1948
01:21:51,100 --> 01:21:52,100
That's after he killed Badger though.

1949
01:21:52,100 --> 01:21:53,100
Yeah.

1950
01:21:53,100 --> 01:21:54,100
Yeah.

1951
01:21:54,100 --> 01:21:56,940
Well, yeah, that's what I was trying to timeline it.

1952
01:21:56,940 --> 01:21:57,940
Yeah.

1953
01:21:57,940 --> 01:22:01,500
So you have to tell them to go find the car and then he sits there and he drinks and he

1954
01:22:01,500 --> 01:22:05,020
about to kill himself because he feels bad about being gay because that's what the small

1955
01:22:05,020 --> 01:22:06,420
town America does to gay men.

1956
01:22:06,420 --> 01:22:09,980
It makes you feel like you can't be your true self.

1957
01:22:09,980 --> 01:22:17,980
So he then when Badger's out on the road, he very miraculously finds the, the station

1958
01:22:17,980 --> 01:22:19,760
wagon, they have cameras set up.

1959
01:22:19,760 --> 01:22:21,860
So pastor goes out to talk to them.

1960
01:22:21,860 --> 01:22:26,020
They had already killed one guy at this point.

1961
01:22:26,020 --> 01:22:29,580
It's the confrontation of like him, it's the tall boy escaping.

1962
01:22:29,580 --> 01:22:37,060
He gets the room with the AK and then Badger hears the gunshots and then, uh, homeboy,

1963
01:22:37,060 --> 01:22:38,820
the past, wait, who kills?

1964
01:22:38,820 --> 01:22:41,500
Does the other guy come out or does the pastor kill him?

1965
01:22:41,500 --> 01:22:42,500
The other guy comes out.

1966
01:22:42,500 --> 01:22:47,340
The other guy, the gung ho, the gun gun, the Dale Gribble, the one that the other one's

1967
01:22:47,340 --> 01:22:48,340
on the roof.

1968
01:22:48,340 --> 01:22:50,300
The guy, uh, the guy from, uh, tremors.

1969
01:22:50,300 --> 01:22:51,300
Yeah.

1970
01:22:51,300 --> 01:22:54,620
The thing that I thought about it was just that he's not from Steven roots acting in

1971
01:22:54,620 --> 01:22:58,860
that scene and that whole scene when he, and then he's talking to him on the radio and

1972
01:22:58,860 --> 01:23:01,540
he's basically Steven root never says the word.

1973
01:23:01,540 --> 01:23:02,540
He just crying.

1974
01:23:02,540 --> 01:23:07,420
He's like, you just see every emotion that he's going through for like that three minute

1975
01:23:07,420 --> 01:23:08,420
scene.

1976
01:23:08,420 --> 01:23:11,980
Someone is one of the best acting jobs without dialogue.

1977
01:23:11,980 --> 01:23:17,820
I've seen where you just could feel the conflict within Steven root that whole time.

1978
01:23:17,820 --> 01:23:25,060
Yeah, someone, someone had taken his stapler fucking pissed, lost a dodge ball game.

1979
01:23:25,060 --> 01:23:27,100
He lost his red stapler.

1980
01:23:27,100 --> 01:23:31,740
Um, so yeah, uh, then shit hits the wall.

1981
01:23:31,740 --> 01:23:33,500
You get Badger gets killed.

1982
01:23:33,500 --> 01:23:37,380
The sheriff talks to the him over the phone or over the radio.

1983
01:23:37,380 --> 01:23:39,540
He says, Hey, I know you're, you're gay.

1984
01:23:39,540 --> 01:23:40,540
I have pictures of it.

1985
01:23:40,540 --> 01:23:41,540
I'm going to send it to your wife.

1986
01:23:41,540 --> 01:23:42,540
I'll send it to the news.

1987
01:23:42,540 --> 01:23:46,380
If you tell it, you know, don't do anything about this.

1988
01:23:46,380 --> 01:23:47,380
We'll bury the body.

1989
01:23:47,380 --> 01:23:48,380
We'll kill the guy.

1990
01:23:48,380 --> 01:23:49,380
Whatever.

1991
01:23:49,380 --> 01:23:53,780
And then the sheriff, he's about to kill himself and let these guys get away with it.

1992
01:23:53,780 --> 01:23:58,700
And then he looks up at some paperwork that says that these dudes are on like an FBI watch

1993
01:23:58,700 --> 01:23:59,700
ATF watch list.

1994
01:23:59,700 --> 01:24:00,900
And then he calls John Good.

1995
01:24:00,900 --> 01:24:02,180
Well, he doesn't call John Goodman.

1996
01:24:02,180 --> 01:24:03,740
He calls ATF.

1997
01:24:03,740 --> 01:24:05,220
They call John Goodman.

1998
01:24:05,220 --> 01:24:08,100
Now John Goodman's in the movie and John Goodman's great.

1999
01:24:08,100 --> 01:24:10,420
John Goodman's walking around like a toddler.

2000
01:24:10,420 --> 01:24:13,060
I don't know what his walking gate is all about in this movie.

2001
01:24:13,060 --> 01:24:15,540
It's very bad ass walk.

2002
01:24:15,540 --> 01:24:17,340
No, no, it's not.

2003
01:24:17,340 --> 01:24:21,620
When he gets out of his bed, he looks like like when I say like a toddler, what I mean

2004
01:24:21,620 --> 01:24:25,180
is baby legs with just a top heavy body.

2005
01:24:25,180 --> 01:24:27,140
Like it looks like he's always about to fall.

2006
01:24:27,140 --> 01:24:28,500
He's always wobbling around.

2007
01:24:28,500 --> 01:24:29,940
He looks like he's going to fall.

2008
01:24:29,940 --> 01:24:32,980
Like he looks I'm sorry, but he just looks old.

2009
01:24:32,980 --> 01:24:34,740
At this point, he weighs about 300 pounds.

2010
01:24:34,740 --> 01:24:39,860
And it's like it's honestly that's just his was down a lot of weight at this point, though.

2011
01:24:39,860 --> 01:24:43,540
But it also becomes the main character of the movie who doesn't show up until halfway

2012
01:24:43,540 --> 01:24:46,020
through and they're making it look as unglorious.

2013
01:24:46,020 --> 01:24:50,180
You know, he's woken up at like four a.m. and all this.

2014
01:24:50,180 --> 01:24:51,180
Oh, yeah.

2015
01:24:51,180 --> 01:24:52,820
He doesn't come off as like a good guy.

2016
01:24:52,820 --> 01:24:56,780
Honestly, he doesn't because first thing he does is light a cigarette second he wakes

2017
01:24:56,780 --> 01:24:57,780
up.

2018
01:24:57,780 --> 01:25:00,700
Yeah, like he's well, he doesn't come off as a bad guy.

2019
01:25:00,700 --> 01:25:03,220
It's kind of a trope of an old worn out cop.

2020
01:25:03,220 --> 01:25:08,900
Yeah, but I don't think there's any virtuous characters in this movie because if you even

2021
01:25:08,900 --> 01:25:14,420
want to go with the with the fact that these three boys were going to airtight some chick,

2022
01:25:14,420 --> 01:25:16,980
like that's not necessarily a morally corrupt thing.

2023
01:25:16,980 --> 01:25:17,980
I'm not against that.

2024
01:25:17,980 --> 01:25:19,940
But it's more the hit and run.

2025
01:25:19,940 --> 01:25:20,940
It's yeah.

2026
01:25:20,940 --> 01:25:21,940
Well, yeah, you're right.

2027
01:25:21,940 --> 01:25:22,940
The hit and run.

2028
01:25:22,940 --> 01:25:23,940
Those are criminals.

2029
01:25:23,940 --> 01:25:24,940
So they deserve to die.

2030
01:25:24,940 --> 01:25:25,940
And then anyone in that church deserve to die.

2031
01:25:25,940 --> 01:25:29,820
And then any of the agents that were OK killing women and children deserve to die.

2032
01:25:29,820 --> 01:25:32,700
But also the women and children deserve to die for being in the church.

2033
01:25:32,700 --> 01:25:38,200
So I think every single person that was involved except for the they don't have control over

2034
01:25:38,200 --> 01:25:39,200
being in the church.

2035
01:25:39,200 --> 01:25:42,140
Well, it depends on how old how old the kids were.

2036
01:25:42,140 --> 01:25:47,340
There was like a 12 or 13 year old girl that looked like she knew what was up.

2037
01:25:47,340 --> 01:25:51,860
And I think I think she would be she'd be on the on the chopping block.

2038
01:25:51,860 --> 01:25:55,260
I think like maybe the three year old saveable, the eight year old, we got it.

2039
01:25:55,260 --> 01:25:56,260
You'd have to ask her some questions.

2040
01:25:56,260 --> 01:26:01,940
Well, the way this movie cuts to him talking to the agents at the end, I just assumed that

2041
01:26:01,940 --> 01:26:06,920
this movie played out the same way Kevin Smith laid it out in that video.

2042
01:26:06,920 --> 01:26:10,780
So then it makes me wonder if those angels killed those kids.

2043
01:26:10,780 --> 01:26:16,420
Well, if you watched, if it really was the ending, then it would be the end of all times.

2044
01:26:16,420 --> 01:26:22,540
But it would be cool if if we didn't see the four horsemen of the apocalypse go by, if

2045
01:26:22,540 --> 01:26:26,620
it was just an angel came down and killed everybody except for John Goodman.

2046
01:26:26,620 --> 01:26:27,900
And then he was standing there.

2047
01:26:27,900 --> 01:26:33,220
It's like, but then the reason that wouldn't work is because all the ATF agents didn't

2048
01:26:33,220 --> 01:26:34,740
die and they have the dude in custody.

2049
01:26:34,740 --> 01:26:37,060
So it's just it's not the actual actual.

2050
01:26:37,060 --> 01:26:39,060
That would be cool.

2051
01:26:39,060 --> 01:26:41,060
So.

2052
01:26:41,060 --> 01:26:49,820
This movie does not police radio correctly because he lets go of the radio after he and

2053
01:26:49,820 --> 01:26:52,700
then gets and then he gets shot.

2054
01:26:52,700 --> 01:26:56,700
And then the guy, Steve Root heard the gunshot on the other end.

2055
01:26:56,700 --> 01:26:57,700
That's not how radios work.

2056
01:26:57,700 --> 01:26:58,700
Come on, Kevin Smith.

2057
01:26:58,700 --> 01:26:59,700
Oh, shit, kid got shot.

2058
01:26:59,700 --> 01:27:00,700
Oh, shit, he got shot.

2059
01:27:00,700 --> 01:27:05,700
Oh, shit, this dude got shot.

2060
01:27:05,700 --> 01:27:06,700
Fly landing on forehead.

2061
01:27:06,700 --> 01:27:10,620
Oh, the guy who.

2062
01:27:10,620 --> 01:27:16,300
In one of more brutal kills, the one who refuses to kill the girl, he finds the girl when she

2063
01:27:16,300 --> 01:27:17,300
runs out.

2064
01:27:17,300 --> 01:27:18,300
He's like, stop.

2065
01:27:18,300 --> 01:27:19,300
Hey, I got a girl.

2066
01:27:19,300 --> 01:27:21,600
She looks like she's willing to come with us.

2067
01:27:21,600 --> 01:27:24,220
And then he gets the orders to kill like killer.

2068
01:27:24,220 --> 01:27:29,260
And then he fires off all the bullets, gives her a gun so that it's going to look like

2069
01:27:29,260 --> 01:27:30,980
she deserved to die.

2070
01:27:30,980 --> 01:27:31,980
Right.

2071
01:27:31,980 --> 01:27:33,540
At least on his end, which is smart.

2072
01:27:33,540 --> 01:27:34,540
That's smart.

2073
01:27:34,540 --> 01:27:37,460
If you got a killer, they at least make yourself look good.

2074
01:27:37,460 --> 01:27:39,100
I don't I don't.

2075
01:27:39,100 --> 01:27:40,820
I'm not against that.

2076
01:27:40,820 --> 01:27:46,460
But that actor played Riley in season four of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

2077
01:27:46,460 --> 01:27:48,500
He played her military boyfriend.

2078
01:27:48,500 --> 01:27:51,380
And when I say military, he just worked for it.

2079
01:27:51,380 --> 01:27:57,260
He worked for an organization that hunted monsters, which you could imagine that's Buffy's

2080
01:27:57,260 --> 01:27:58,260
trait, man.

2081
01:27:58,260 --> 01:28:03,260
That's like what she does, especially in Sunnydale, which is a hell mouth tracks monsters.

2082
01:28:03,260 --> 01:28:07,460
And so Riley is part of a government organization, hunts monsters.

2083
01:28:07,460 --> 01:28:11,220
So they clash, but then they start dating, if you can believe it.

2084
01:28:11,220 --> 01:28:17,100
And he's a main character for all season four.

2085
01:28:17,100 --> 01:28:20,940
I would say that the villain that they fight in season four, his name is Adam.

2086
01:28:20,940 --> 01:28:24,460
He's sort of a Frankenstein's monster of military tech and people.

2087
01:28:24,460 --> 01:28:26,060
Did they go airtight with Buffy?

2088
01:28:26,060 --> 01:28:27,460
See, that's where I was going.

2089
01:28:27,460 --> 01:28:33,940
I was hoping we could turn this into some sort of pornography parody where she gets

2090
01:28:33,940 --> 01:28:34,940
airtight.

2091
01:28:34,940 --> 01:28:37,660
A vampire Frankenstein's monster.

2092
01:28:37,660 --> 01:28:40,340
The Karens, the old ladies with the guns.

2093
01:28:40,340 --> 01:28:43,020
I was laughing at that part where they're just like up in the windows.

2094
01:28:43,020 --> 01:28:46,580
I'm like, I wrote Karens with guns is funny.

2095
01:28:46,580 --> 01:28:47,580
That's yeah.

2096
01:28:47,580 --> 01:28:48,580
Say daddy.

2097
01:28:48,580 --> 01:28:50,460
We skipped quite a bit right there.

2098
01:28:50,460 --> 01:28:51,460
One of them kind of looks like Anthony Keatis.

2099
01:28:51,460 --> 01:28:52,460
Stop taking notes.

2100
01:28:52,460 --> 01:28:55,180
It's just simple to shit itself and then Karens with guns is funny.

2101
01:28:55,180 --> 01:28:59,740
No, because this is that's where John Goodman turns into a badass halfway in there when

2102
01:28:59,740 --> 01:29:02,980
he starts screaming at the sheriff and he makes him run and fall down running into the

2103
01:29:02,980 --> 01:29:06,660
car and holy shit, that sheriff.

2104
01:29:06,660 --> 01:29:07,660
He really fell too.

2105
01:29:07,660 --> 01:29:08,660
Yeah, he really fell.

2106
01:29:08,660 --> 01:29:12,060
It was like he was a convincing bit.

2107
01:29:12,060 --> 01:29:13,740
And then also hold on.

2108
01:29:13,740 --> 01:29:15,780
Well, it was Anthony Keatis.

2109
01:29:15,780 --> 01:29:19,820
There was one of the old ladies that was shooting the guns and she was making like a face.

2110
01:29:19,820 --> 01:29:20,820
She kind of looked like Anthony.

2111
01:29:20,820 --> 01:29:21,820
Hot chili peppers.

2112
01:29:21,820 --> 01:29:22,820
Yeah, you're absolutely right.

2113
01:29:22,820 --> 01:29:23,820
OK.

2114
01:29:23,820 --> 01:29:27,340
Yeah, I see what you're talking about.

2115
01:29:27,340 --> 01:29:32,380
The first kill that really surprised me was when Aidan the preacher shot that sheriff

2116
01:29:32,380 --> 01:29:33,380
out there.

2117
01:29:33,380 --> 01:29:34,380
That's the worst.

2118
01:29:34,380 --> 01:29:35,380
I was the one right now.

2119
01:29:35,380 --> 01:29:36,380
He's standing there talking.

2120
01:29:36,380 --> 01:29:37,380
Oh, holy shit.

2121
01:29:37,380 --> 01:29:38,380
Is that OK?

2122
01:29:38,380 --> 01:29:39,380
Is that guy from City Slickers?

2123
01:29:39,380 --> 01:29:40,380
That's no, I don't watch movies.

2124
01:29:40,380 --> 01:29:41,380
Shit.

2125
01:29:41,380 --> 01:29:42,380
What are you doing?

2126
01:29:42,380 --> 01:29:45,380
Well, he was also in Hostage, the movie that's still sitting exactly where I left it when

2127
01:29:45,380 --> 01:29:46,380
I gave it to you to watch.

2128
01:29:46,380 --> 01:29:47,380
That's where I saw him most recently was Hostage.

2129
01:29:47,380 --> 01:29:48,380
Right in front of you.

2130
01:29:48,380 --> 01:29:49,380
Yeah.

2131
01:29:49,380 --> 01:29:50,380
He Bruce Lee.

2132
01:29:50,380 --> 01:29:54,660
Stares at me every time I watch anything.

2133
01:29:54,660 --> 01:29:59,020
I didn't even think about that, but there he is looking at me.

2134
01:29:59,020 --> 01:30:00,020
Who is this guy?

2135
01:30:00,020 --> 01:30:01,020
Where am I?

2136
01:30:01,020 --> 01:30:04,980
That's where the ATF or John Goodman took that call right after that.

2137
01:30:04,980 --> 01:30:06,300
And the ATF said, fuck it.

2138
01:30:06,300 --> 01:30:07,300
Now they're terrorists.

2139
01:30:07,300 --> 01:30:08,300
Kill them all.

2140
01:30:08,300 --> 01:30:09,300
I love that scene.

2141
01:30:09,300 --> 01:30:10,300
I wanted it right.

2142
01:30:10,300 --> 01:30:11,300
I wanted it right.

2143
01:30:11,300 --> 01:30:15,860
You send me a text, an email, something that's going to cover my ass if I'm going to do

2144
01:30:15,860 --> 01:30:16,860
this.

2145
01:30:16,860 --> 01:30:17,860
I'm not going to do it.

2146
01:30:17,860 --> 01:30:21,220
The ATF became the bad guy right then.

2147
01:30:21,220 --> 01:30:22,700
We knew they already were, but I'm just saying.

2148
01:30:22,700 --> 01:30:23,700
No, hold on.

2149
01:30:23,700 --> 01:30:24,700
Actually, I don't think that they're being bad.

2150
01:30:24,700 --> 01:30:26,580
They're doing American justice.

2151
01:30:26,580 --> 01:30:38,420
I think if you have a Westboro Baptist Church with an armory of guns and they're shooting

2152
01:30:38,420 --> 01:30:41,340
at cops, then yeah, wake up their asses.

2153
01:30:41,340 --> 01:30:42,500
Throw some tear gas.

2154
01:30:42,500 --> 01:30:45,980
We can't just arrest them because that's what Goodman wanted to do was arrest them.

2155
01:30:45,980 --> 01:30:48,020
And he's like, no, fucking kill them.

2156
01:30:48,020 --> 01:30:49,020
Well, okay.

2157
01:30:49,020 --> 01:30:50,460
I mean, if you could arrest them.

2158
01:30:50,460 --> 01:30:55,620
But the problem was that Steven Root's character shot the kid.

2159
01:30:55,620 --> 01:30:56,620
That fucked everything up.

2160
01:30:56,620 --> 01:30:57,620
So he's really the bad guy.

2161
01:30:57,620 --> 01:31:03,580
And then he got shot and probably one of the worst deaths I've ever seen.

2162
01:31:03,580 --> 01:31:05,260
You're hung over.

2163
01:31:05,260 --> 01:31:07,940
You're worried about getting caught for being gay.

2164
01:31:07,940 --> 01:31:10,140
He just killed an innocent guy.

2165
01:31:10,140 --> 01:31:13,540
But he did just get his rocks off a few hours before.

2166
01:31:13,540 --> 01:31:15,100
He did hook up with the...

2167
01:31:15,100 --> 01:31:16,100
Did they finish?

2168
01:31:16,100 --> 01:31:17,100
I don't know.

2169
01:31:17,100 --> 01:31:18,100
I think they got interrupted.

2170
01:31:18,100 --> 01:31:19,100
He could have left with blue balls.

2171
01:31:19,100 --> 01:31:22,700
He had blue balls, hung over, just killed an innocent person.

2172
01:31:22,700 --> 01:31:24,700
You're blackmailed for being gay.

2173
01:31:24,700 --> 01:31:28,100
One of the Easter eggs, Kelly, Kevin Smith says there's 10 fan Easter eggs in the movie.

2174
01:31:28,100 --> 01:31:34,100
And one of them is that he's introduced and exits with a shot to the head.

2175
01:31:34,100 --> 01:31:35,100
Yeah.

2176
01:31:35,100 --> 01:31:38,100
That's pretty good.

2177
01:31:38,100 --> 01:31:40,060
I think he says that in one of his talks.

2178
01:31:40,060 --> 01:31:41,060
That's funny.

2179
01:31:41,060 --> 01:31:42,060
Yeah, dude.

2180
01:31:42,060 --> 01:31:50,620
So I guess really he's one of the worst bad guys in the movie by first off considering

2181
01:31:50,620 --> 01:31:53,780
not reporting his deputy being killed.

2182
01:31:53,780 --> 01:32:01,420
I don't care that he did some gay shit, but the fact that he let that get in, instead

2183
01:32:01,420 --> 01:32:03,860
of him doing his job, getting in the way.

2184
01:32:03,860 --> 01:32:06,780
And also for shooting that kid, for having a panic breakdown.

2185
01:32:06,780 --> 01:32:13,460
So yeah, him getting killed, that was almost justified in a way, if you think about it,

2186
01:32:13,460 --> 01:32:15,180
because he did.

2187
01:32:15,180 --> 01:32:22,380
If that kid running out with a gun was one of the Westboro Church, one of the Five Point

2188
01:32:22,380 --> 01:32:29,500
Church people, and they just murdered him on his property, then I feel like that's a

2189
01:32:29,500 --> 01:32:31,780
declaration of war at that point.

2190
01:32:31,780 --> 01:32:35,860
So almost the Five Pointers are justified in firing back because it's like-

2191
01:32:35,860 --> 01:32:38,300
Who shot first to Waco?

2192
01:32:38,300 --> 01:32:39,300
ATF.

2193
01:32:39,300 --> 01:32:40,300
Okay.

2194
01:32:40,300 --> 01:32:43,300
But at the same time-

2195
01:32:43,300 --> 01:32:49,740
Or Ruby Ridge, that's part of this whole thing.

2196
01:32:49,740 --> 01:32:54,500
The movie feels like Smith took Waco, Ruby Ridge, 9-11, and Westboro Baptist Church

2197
01:32:54,500 --> 01:32:58,060
and tied them all together into one store.

2198
01:32:58,060 --> 01:33:02,380
So Waco's one of the more controversial things that's happened, right?

2199
01:33:02,380 --> 01:33:03,380
The Branch Davidians.

2200
01:33:03,380 --> 01:33:05,180
Waco's the city it happened in.

2201
01:33:05,180 --> 01:33:13,940
The Branch Davidians, and I know that one guy made a, he made the fertilizer bomb and

2202
01:33:13,940 --> 01:33:15,940
blew up a government building in response to-

2203
01:33:15,940 --> 01:33:16,940
That's a different one in Oklahoma.

2204
01:33:16,940 --> 01:33:17,940
It was in response to that.

2205
01:33:17,940 --> 01:33:19,260
That was the Oklahoma City bombing.

2206
01:33:19,260 --> 01:33:22,140
Who is from Kingman, by the way.

2207
01:33:22,140 --> 01:33:23,140
Oh my God.

2208
01:33:23,140 --> 01:33:24,140
Really?

2209
01:33:24,140 --> 01:33:27,860
One of my jokes is we're Mojave Comedy, the biggest thing blowing up out of Kingman since

2210
01:33:27,860 --> 01:33:28,860
Timothy McVeigh.

2211
01:33:28,860 --> 01:33:35,740
And then also now we got the armorer from Rust, who lives here.

2212
01:33:35,740 --> 01:33:36,740
That's Mojave.

2213
01:33:36,740 --> 01:33:38,220
Yeah, so like this little area-

2214
01:33:38,220 --> 01:33:40,660
We got you one better, Habesu.

2215
01:33:40,660 --> 01:33:43,060
We sold the drugs that killed Mac Miller.

2216
01:33:43,060 --> 01:33:45,980
Well, great.

2217
01:33:45,980 --> 01:33:46,980
And the storage wars guy.

2218
01:33:46,980 --> 01:33:51,380
Welcome to the tri-state area where it's a great vacation spot.

2219
01:33:51,380 --> 01:33:55,660
So where were we before we-

2220
01:33:55,660 --> 01:33:56,660
Tangerine.

2221
01:33:56,660 --> 01:33:59,340
Yeah, before we tangent.

2222
01:33:59,340 --> 01:34:01,220
Fuck, I forgot.

2223
01:34:01,220 --> 01:34:03,420
John Goodman got a really good headshot.

2224
01:34:03,420 --> 01:34:04,420
Yeah.

2225
01:34:04,420 --> 01:34:09,900
Yeah, when the terrorist, when the ATF goes in, they shoot the guy in the- basically the

2226
01:34:09,900 --> 01:34:11,260
battle has started.

2227
01:34:11,260 --> 01:34:12,260
Yeah.

2228
01:34:12,260 --> 01:34:13,260
Great battle.

2229
01:34:13,260 --> 01:34:14,260
Big gun battle.

2230
01:34:14,260 --> 01:34:16,380
Super tense feeling the whole time.

2231
01:34:16,380 --> 01:34:17,380
You don't know what's like.

2232
01:34:17,380 --> 01:34:21,220
The fact that people are just getting fucking murdered is awesome.

2233
01:34:21,220 --> 01:34:22,220
I love it.

2234
01:34:22,220 --> 01:34:27,900
There's lots of good little kind of cutesy surprises like the ladies yelling at them

2235
01:34:27,900 --> 01:34:29,740
and just popping their nipples.

2236
01:34:29,740 --> 01:34:33,140
A lot of little cutesy Kevin Smith touches to how they die.

2237
01:34:33,140 --> 01:34:34,140
Yeah.

2238
01:34:34,140 --> 01:34:36,380
Yeah, I mean, cutesy.

2239
01:34:36,380 --> 01:34:40,220
Not a word I wrote down once in my notes.

2240
01:34:40,220 --> 01:34:42,820
I guess we're all desensitized for repo.

2241
01:34:42,820 --> 01:34:46,660
Now we're watching Red State.

2242
01:34:46,660 --> 01:34:51,420
What a cutesy little moment when that chick's head fucking explodes from an ATF shot.

2243
01:34:51,420 --> 01:34:54,460
There's not a death in this movie that's not surprising.

2244
01:34:54,460 --> 01:34:57,020
He runs out of the house, gets shot, fall on the floor.

2245
01:34:57,020 --> 01:34:58,820
You do not see that coming.

2246
01:34:58,820 --> 01:35:01,780
When the guy runs into the room and then he shoots the other guy and the other guy shoots

2247
01:35:01,780 --> 01:35:06,340
him, that's like a moment where you're like, oh fuck.

2248
01:35:06,340 --> 01:35:08,980
It makes you feel what that character would be feeling.

2249
01:35:08,980 --> 01:35:13,100
Yeah, he takes the gun battle, he puts it in these little one minute, not one minute,

2250
01:35:13,100 --> 01:35:18,260
like 10 second snippets of this person gets his cool death and it goes away to gunfire

2251
01:35:18,260 --> 01:35:19,780
and then this person gets cool death.

2252
01:35:19,780 --> 01:35:22,820
And Brennan walks up and shoots the guy and the girl right there.

2253
01:35:22,820 --> 01:35:24,300
That was pissing me off.

2254
01:35:24,300 --> 01:35:25,300
Oh fuck.

2255
01:35:25,300 --> 01:35:26,300
That was such a good moment.

2256
01:35:26,300 --> 01:35:27,300
I like that actor.

2257
01:35:27,300 --> 01:35:31,060
I watch him in Fire Country and he's a, but he's, what the fuck, I love Kevin Alondra

2258
01:35:31,060 --> 01:35:35,900
from Fire Country, but he's just shooting chicks and innocent hostages in the face.

2259
01:35:35,900 --> 01:35:39,460
My note after that, what the fuck Brennan, now God's mad.

2260
01:35:39,460 --> 01:35:41,260
They were a job, man.

2261
01:35:41,260 --> 01:35:43,420
They were a terroristic cell, Mike.

2262
01:35:43,420 --> 01:35:49,740
They according to the government, everyone in that building was part of a terrorist group.

2263
01:35:49,740 --> 01:35:51,500
Terror cell that needed to die.

2264
01:35:51,500 --> 01:35:52,500
Including the hostages?

2265
01:35:52,500 --> 01:35:53,500
Yeah.

2266
01:35:53,500 --> 01:35:54,500
The government.

2267
01:35:54,500 --> 01:35:57,620
They classified it that way so that they couldn't be blamed if anything turned up your way.

2268
01:35:57,620 --> 01:35:58,620
Exactly.

2269
01:35:58,620 --> 01:35:59,620
I'm going off of-

2270
01:35:59,620 --> 01:36:00,620
Because these guys are good at manipulating media.

2271
01:36:00,620 --> 01:36:04,220
Listen, his take on this was definitely to make the government the bad people.

2272
01:36:04,220 --> 01:36:05,220
History is written by the victors.

2273
01:36:05,220 --> 01:36:06,460
Everyone was bad.

2274
01:36:06,460 --> 01:36:07,460
History is written by the victors.

2275
01:36:07,460 --> 01:36:09,340
We go by history, right?

2276
01:36:09,340 --> 01:36:15,500
So historically moving forward in this universe would be there was a terrorist cell that the

2277
01:36:15,500 --> 01:36:17,100
ATF took care of.

2278
01:36:17,100 --> 01:36:20,940
No one other than the people there are going to know any difference.

2279
01:36:20,940 --> 01:36:26,820
So us just being a podcast out in Arizona, from our perspective, ATF did a great job.

2280
01:36:26,820 --> 01:36:28,220
Let's give it up for the boys in blue.

2281
01:36:28,220 --> 01:36:29,220
Another-

2282
01:36:29,220 --> 01:36:30,220
There we go.

2283
01:36:30,220 --> 01:36:33,340
Good job, ATF for taking rid of those fucking scumbags.

2284
01:36:33,340 --> 01:36:35,820
Does this take place in the ViewSQ universe?

2285
01:36:35,820 --> 01:36:39,500
Ooh, it could very easily, right?

2286
01:36:39,500 --> 01:36:40,980
Because it wouldn't affect anything.

2287
01:36:40,980 --> 01:36:41,980
I'm sorry, ViewSQ?

2288
01:36:41,980 --> 01:36:44,780
It's the Kevin Smith universe.

2289
01:36:44,780 --> 01:36:50,300
So this could absolutely take place in a post-dogma universe, right?

2290
01:36:50,300 --> 01:36:54,540
Because the effects of dogma would be felt like-

2291
01:36:54,540 --> 01:36:55,980
Let it radicalize.

2292
01:36:55,980 --> 01:36:57,700
Nothing apocalyptic happened.

2293
01:36:57,700 --> 01:37:03,700
But seeing Buddy Jesus be debuted would probably piss off Michael Park's pastor character.

2294
01:37:03,700 --> 01:37:09,500
It would probably be easier to radicalize people if you had stuff like, look what the

2295
01:37:09,500 --> 01:37:14,060
Catholic Church is bastardizing Jesus by making Buddy Christ or whatever.

2296
01:37:14,060 --> 01:37:18,740
Speaking of just two seconds ago, Timothy McVeigh, because I did remember what I was

2297
01:37:18,740 --> 01:37:19,740
going to say.

2298
01:37:19,740 --> 01:37:24,260
So he blew up and he killed a bunch of people, including children, and it was a terrible

2299
01:37:24,260 --> 01:37:25,260
thing.

2300
01:37:25,260 --> 01:37:26,260
He did it-

2301
01:37:26,260 --> 01:37:28,820
I don't think he knew there was a daycare, but I don't think that matters.

2302
01:37:28,820 --> 01:37:36,380
But he blew up that in response to the way that the ATF or whoever dealt with Branch

2303
01:37:36,380 --> 01:37:37,880
Divinities.

2304
01:37:37,880 --> 01:37:46,460
I worked security guard once for a warehouse, and this dude that I worked with as another

2305
01:37:46,460 --> 01:37:52,340
security guard, after I guess us working together for maybe a year, maybe a few months or whatever,

2306
01:37:52,340 --> 01:37:57,460
he conspiratorially whispers to me, even though he didn't need to.

2307
01:37:57,460 --> 01:38:01,540
We're in a booth with no cameras or anything, but he was just normally talking.

2308
01:38:01,540 --> 01:38:02,540
But then he just stops.

2309
01:38:02,540 --> 01:38:07,340
He goes, he goes, listen.

2310
01:38:07,340 --> 01:38:09,540
You can never tell anyone this.

2311
01:38:09,540 --> 01:38:10,540
So here we are.

2312
01:38:10,540 --> 01:38:11,540
And here we are.

2313
01:38:11,540 --> 01:38:17,980
15 years later, but it's like, you can't tell anyone this.

2314
01:38:17,980 --> 01:38:24,340
I wrote letters to Timothy McVeigh in prison, and he wrote back, and we were pen pals for

2315
01:38:24,340 --> 01:38:25,340
a while.

2316
01:38:25,340 --> 01:38:28,180
And I was like, who's Timothy McVeigh?

2317
01:38:28,180 --> 01:38:35,260
And he's like, oh, then I heard it from his perspective first.

2318
01:38:35,260 --> 01:38:43,820
So he's a hero for at least a moment before, like at least a day or two before I Googled

2319
01:38:43,820 --> 01:38:46,140
Timothy McVeigh.

2320
01:38:46,140 --> 01:38:48,980
I thought you were a little sympathy.

2321
01:38:48,980 --> 01:38:53,820
He's an American.

2322
01:38:53,820 --> 01:39:01,820
And so I thought American hero Timothy McVeigh falsely arrested.

2323
01:39:01,820 --> 01:39:04,820
So how did you feel about that coworker after you Googled it?

2324
01:39:04,820 --> 01:39:10,180
Oh, God, when I found out that Timothy McVeigh blew up a building and children died and

2325
01:39:10,180 --> 01:39:15,180
he's just an insane person, I distanced myself conversationally with this dude.

2326
01:39:15,180 --> 01:39:18,100
How do you distance yourself with a guy in a small room?

2327
01:39:18,100 --> 01:39:19,700
Well, I found out.

2328
01:39:19,700 --> 01:39:20,700
Let me tell you this game.

2329
01:39:20,700 --> 01:39:23,700
I met some of our coworkers.

2330
01:39:23,700 --> 01:39:24,700
Fair enough.

2331
01:39:24,700 --> 01:39:25,700
Some of our coworkers.

2332
01:39:25,700 --> 01:39:27,780
And he's very good at distancing himself.

2333
01:39:27,780 --> 01:39:30,420
And he just pretends they're not real.

2334
01:39:30,420 --> 01:39:34,420
Andy just went, let me show you this game I play with the flies.

2335
01:39:34,420 --> 01:39:37,060
That was actually years later.

2336
01:39:37,060 --> 01:39:38,060
Different, different.

2337
01:39:38,060 --> 01:39:39,060
But I know.

2338
01:39:39,060 --> 01:39:41,340
But you guys are absolutely right.

2339
01:39:41,340 --> 01:39:45,260
If there's someone at work that I don't necessarily want to talk to, I won't.

2340
01:39:45,260 --> 01:39:46,260
I just don't.

2341
01:39:46,260 --> 01:39:47,740
And you know what the beauty of it is?

2342
01:39:47,740 --> 01:39:50,700
And here's a here's a life lesson you get for free for me right now.

2343
01:39:50,700 --> 01:39:55,820
Ladies and gentlemen, listening is you don't have to talk to anyone you don't want to talk

2344
01:39:55,820 --> 01:39:56,940
to.

2345
01:39:56,940 --> 01:40:03,060
You're completely free to just have someone think you're a dick because who cares, especially

2346
01:40:03,060 --> 01:40:05,060
if you don't want to talk to them?

2347
01:40:05,060 --> 01:40:10,180
If there's someone that you don't want in your life, just don't have them in your life.

2348
01:40:10,180 --> 01:40:11,180
That's it.

2349
01:40:11,180 --> 01:40:15,420
That's the easiest way to be kind because otherwise you're forcing yourself to talk

2350
01:40:15,420 --> 01:40:17,340
to these people you don't want to talk to.

2351
01:40:17,340 --> 01:40:20,300
And then you could probably come off mean at times, especially me.

2352
01:40:20,300 --> 01:40:22,900
I come off mean if there's someone I don't want to talk to.

2353
01:40:22,900 --> 01:40:26,860
And I would rather just not just pretend they're not there.

2354
01:40:26,860 --> 01:40:27,860
It's great.

2355
01:40:27,860 --> 01:40:29,860
Shaman and unbelievers.

2356
01:40:29,860 --> 01:40:30,860
Yeah.

2357
01:40:30,860 --> 01:40:32,860
Back to religion.

2358
01:40:32,860 --> 01:40:33,860
Yeah.

2359
01:40:33,860 --> 01:40:35,180
So American hero Timothy McVeigh.

2360
01:40:35,180 --> 01:40:41,700
I mean, oh God, terrorist Timothy McVeigh.

2361
01:40:41,700 --> 01:40:42,700
But that was you know what?

2362
01:40:42,700 --> 01:40:45,540
You know how many times I've been fooled?

2363
01:40:45,540 --> 01:40:49,780
We were talking about titties earlier and good titties, bad titties and all titties,

2364
01:40:49,780 --> 01:40:50,780
great titties.

2365
01:40:50,780 --> 01:40:53,700
But that should be your theme song.

2366
01:40:53,700 --> 01:40:58,980
But when I show them to me when I was a kid, the first rated R movie my parents ever showed

2367
01:40:58,980 --> 01:41:01,020
me was was Total Recall.

2368
01:41:01,020 --> 01:41:07,100
And in Total Recall, the only titties you see is an alien with three titties.

2369
01:41:07,100 --> 01:41:08,380
And I was six years old.

2370
01:41:08,380 --> 01:41:15,700
And I think it was a 10 when I realized that you can only have two, maybe one, but you

2371
01:41:15,700 --> 01:41:17,700
can only get two.

2372
01:41:17,700 --> 01:41:23,580
And so I up to 10 I mean, for like, yeah, for four years of my develop young developmental

2373
01:41:23,580 --> 01:41:27,000
age, I thought women could have any amount of titties.

2374
01:41:27,000 --> 01:41:28,380
It could be two, three.

2375
01:41:28,380 --> 01:41:29,500
I was looking for fours.

2376
01:41:29,500 --> 01:41:31,420
I was on the lookout.

2377
01:41:31,420 --> 01:41:35,460
I was like, man, is it the more kids you have, the more titties you have?

2378
01:41:35,460 --> 01:41:37,220
Because I only had my older sister in me.

2379
01:41:37,220 --> 01:41:38,500
So I was like, OK, that makes sense.

2380
01:41:38,500 --> 01:41:41,440
She one titty for my sister, one titty for me.

2381
01:41:41,440 --> 01:41:45,460
And then when my little sister is born, I was like, where's what's happening?

2382
01:41:45,460 --> 01:41:46,940
Where's your third titty mom?

2383
01:41:46,940 --> 01:41:50,940
And you imagine the octo mom and that exactly.

2384
01:41:50,940 --> 01:41:53,420
I would look like a cow.

2385
01:41:53,420 --> 01:41:55,860
Just be like an utter.

2386
01:41:55,860 --> 01:41:58,940
Were you disappointed when I was?

2387
01:41:58,940 --> 01:41:59,940
I was.

2388
01:41:59,940 --> 01:42:02,620
But I was chasing these single moms for no fucking reason.

2389
01:42:02,620 --> 01:42:06,420
Yeah, I made friends with four, three, four kids at a time.

2390
01:42:06,420 --> 01:42:09,660
I kept finding women with mastectomies thinking, all right, no children.

2391
01:42:09,660 --> 01:42:12,060
Is it a mastectomy?

2392
01:42:12,060 --> 01:42:13,060
Is that where they lose?

2393
01:42:13,060 --> 01:42:14,060
Must be.

2394
01:42:14,060 --> 01:42:15,060
Yeah, yeah, that's fucked up.

2395
01:42:15,060 --> 01:42:16,060
I'm sorry, guys.

2396
01:42:16,060 --> 01:42:17,060
That was my titty expert.

2397
01:42:17,060 --> 01:42:18,060
Yes, that is a mastectomy.

2398
01:42:18,060 --> 01:42:19,060
Yes, it is.

2399
01:42:19,060 --> 01:42:20,060
Yeah.

2400
01:42:20,060 --> 01:42:22,500
I can show you some pictures.

2401
01:42:22,500 --> 01:42:27,900
The doctor equivalent of that titty hiding bitch, the medical equivalent for Mike Larson

2402
01:42:27,900 --> 01:42:28,900
over here.

2403
01:42:28,900 --> 01:42:35,420
That was him saying that terrible titty removing bitch, that titty removing bitch.

2404
01:42:35,420 --> 01:42:42,220
But yeah, so anyway, the big shootout and that's basically where the movie ends, pretty

2405
01:42:42,220 --> 01:42:43,220
much.

2406
01:42:43,220 --> 01:42:48,580
Yeah, that whole conversation they had was like interesting.

2407
01:42:48,580 --> 01:42:50,700
It's like all this action and crazy shit now.

2408
01:42:50,700 --> 01:42:51,700
OK, they're all safe.

2409
01:42:51,700 --> 01:42:53,980
John Goodman is the only person who lived.

2410
01:42:53,980 --> 01:42:55,740
Well, I mean, yeah.

2411
01:42:55,740 --> 01:42:56,740
And then what happened?

2412
01:42:56,740 --> 01:42:58,460
It gets interesting at that point.

2413
01:42:58,460 --> 01:43:00,100
They're like, we're going to bury him.

2414
01:43:00,100 --> 01:43:01,460
But does Goodman get fired?

2415
01:43:01,460 --> 01:43:02,940
Does he get promoted?

2416
01:43:02,940 --> 01:43:04,260
No, does he quit?

2417
01:43:04,260 --> 01:43:07,180
Yeah, but then he takes his gun off in his badge and throws it on the table.

2418
01:43:07,180 --> 01:43:08,500
Because he was suspended for a week.

2419
01:43:08,500 --> 01:43:10,060
Yeah, they suspended him for a week.

2420
01:43:10,060 --> 01:43:11,740
You're suspended for a week and then you get promoted.

2421
01:43:11,740 --> 01:43:14,100
So yeah, it's like fired.

2422
01:43:14,100 --> 01:43:15,780
But even he acted confused about it.

2423
01:43:15,780 --> 01:43:16,780
What the hell are you people doing?

2424
01:43:16,780 --> 01:43:18,060
Yeah, it's like you're promoted.

2425
01:43:18,060 --> 01:43:22,220
So Austin, being your first time watching, when you heard the trumpets going off, was

2426
01:43:22,220 --> 01:43:27,900
there any part of you that thought that the church was right?

2427
01:43:27,900 --> 01:43:28,940
Like did he trick you?

2428
01:43:28,940 --> 01:43:33,140
Because I remember the first time I watched it being like, whoa, it's a Kevin Smith movie

2429
01:43:33,140 --> 01:43:34,620
you're watching for the first time.

2430
01:43:34,620 --> 01:43:36,420
And it's not like anything else he's ever made.

2431
01:43:36,420 --> 01:43:39,540
I had no idea what the fucking thing.

2432
01:43:39,540 --> 01:43:43,580
When the preachers, but when the cause even John, even John Goodman's character turns

2433
01:43:43,580 --> 01:43:45,860
it was like, what is going on?

2434
01:43:45,860 --> 01:43:50,540
You know, like he's asking him and the guy's like, these are the trumpets, three more blasts.

2435
01:43:50,540 --> 01:43:52,860
And we, you know, it's apocalypse.

2436
01:43:52,860 --> 01:43:55,300
And the way he's saying it, I believed him.

2437
01:43:55,300 --> 01:43:58,900
And then the horns really do sound fucking biblical in nature.

2438
01:43:58,900 --> 01:43:59,900
He believed it.

2439
01:43:59,900 --> 01:44:00,900
Yeah.

2440
01:44:00,900 --> 01:44:01,900
But you could tell the preacher believed it.

2441
01:44:01,900 --> 01:44:06,580
He was doing like the fire and brimstone, like revelations.

2442
01:44:06,580 --> 01:44:08,460
And now it's all going to end.

2443
01:44:08,460 --> 01:44:10,420
You know, this is all, you know, like, and they're just laughing.

2444
01:44:10,420 --> 01:44:12,500
I liked that they put their guns down.

2445
01:44:12,500 --> 01:44:14,460
They start rejoicing in their basement.

2446
01:44:14,460 --> 01:44:16,300
They just come out there like, this is it.

2447
01:44:16,300 --> 01:44:18,740
They so believed it was like, yeah.

2448
01:44:18,740 --> 01:44:22,180
I liked when they confirmed that it was like the kids on the farm.

2449
01:44:22,180 --> 01:44:25,980
And I just pictured like some Jay and Silent Bob was piss off those fucking cult member

2450
01:44:25,980 --> 01:44:28,980
fuckers up the road.

2451
01:44:28,980 --> 01:44:29,980
That would be great.

2452
01:44:29,980 --> 01:44:34,380
Jade, Silent Bob would have been a poor choice to add in this movie.

2453
01:44:34,380 --> 01:44:39,500
But that end scene is where a lot of the best quotes of this movie are though.

2454
01:44:39,500 --> 01:44:44,420
That's where I think Kenan says people do the strangest things when they believe they're

2455
01:44:44,420 --> 01:44:48,540
entitled, but they do even stranger things when they just plain believe.

2456
01:44:48,540 --> 01:44:50,140
He says that to the ATF guy.

2457
01:44:50,140 --> 01:44:53,540
The ATF guy basically when he's saying, why do we got to kill them all?

2458
01:44:53,540 --> 01:44:59,220
Basically, he said if the ATF boss guy looks in and he goes, what is this September 10th,

2459
01:44:59,220 --> 01:45:02,180
2001, we do what the fuck we want now.

2460
01:45:02,180 --> 01:45:05,060
He basically says, fuck them.

2461
01:45:05,060 --> 01:45:06,460
Whatever we want.

2462
01:45:06,460 --> 01:45:07,460
They're terrorists.

2463
01:45:07,460 --> 01:45:08,460
Now we do what we want.

2464
01:45:08,460 --> 01:45:16,060
When John Goodman is talking to the ATF agent, he's telling us allegory about a dog.

2465
01:45:16,060 --> 01:45:20,540
And he says, and here's the thing.

2466
01:45:20,540 --> 01:45:28,220
I'm willing to believe that even God came down at the end of the angels come by.

2467
01:45:28,220 --> 01:45:33,260
I'm willing to believe that these three boys were going to suffocate a poor woman by plugging

2468
01:45:33,260 --> 01:45:36,420
up any access she has to air and making her airtight.

2469
01:45:36,420 --> 01:45:39,860
Give her the devil's four way in that trailer.

2470
01:45:39,860 --> 01:45:46,260
I'm willing to believe that John Goodman is a newly cloned newborn baby walking around

2471
01:45:46,260 --> 01:45:53,500
like a toddler, but what I'm not willing to believe is what John Goodman says to the ATF

2472
01:45:53,500 --> 01:45:54,500
agent.

2473
01:45:54,500 --> 01:45:59,780
You know, my dog followed me around because I was never good at finishing my suppers.

2474
01:45:59,780 --> 01:46:04,020
I was looking at him going, nope.

2475
01:46:04,020 --> 01:46:09,580
Nope, Kevin Smith, you go too far, my friend.

2476
01:46:09,580 --> 01:46:14,660
You had to make this some sort of whimsical fantasy movie.

2477
01:46:14,660 --> 01:46:21,780
You're telling me John Goodman at any point in his life didn't finish a supper.

2478
01:46:21,780 --> 01:46:29,220
You think John Goodman has put down food without a goalie?

2479
01:46:29,220 --> 01:46:30,220
No.

2480
01:46:30,220 --> 01:46:35,660
John Goodman has eaten any food that's been near him forever.

2481
01:46:35,660 --> 01:46:41,380
So Battlefield Earth is a workplace comedy and Red State is a fantasy.

2482
01:46:41,380 --> 01:46:46,620
Red State's a fucking, just like Star Wars, might as well be Space Wizards at this point.

2483
01:46:46,620 --> 01:46:51,300
Fucking John Goodman not finishing his fucking supper.

2484
01:46:51,300 --> 01:46:54,340
Anyway, that's my last note.

2485
01:46:54,340 --> 01:46:57,020
I'm ready to rape this bitch, but yeah, we can keep going.

2486
01:46:57,020 --> 01:47:01,140
Well, about the ending of this movie though, about the ending of this movie, we were talking

2487
01:47:01,140 --> 01:47:08,380
earlier about how he had that alternate ending with the apocalypse actually happening.

2488
01:47:08,380 --> 01:47:14,740
I don't think that would have made a better movie because they had a $5,000 special effects

2489
01:47:14,740 --> 01:47:20,300
budget basically for this movie, which I thought they did amazing things with.

2490
01:47:20,300 --> 01:47:23,820
Just the gunplay, it was amazing that they got that with $5,000.

2491
01:47:23,820 --> 01:47:25,940
I don't know how they did that.

2492
01:47:25,940 --> 01:47:30,500
But if this movie would have ended like that, you wouldn't have got any of the juxtaposition

2493
01:47:30,500 --> 01:47:38,100
at the end about the ATF and the 911 stuff and all the story to this movie wouldn't have

2494
01:47:38,100 --> 01:47:39,100
existed.

2495
01:47:39,100 --> 01:47:41,460
It just would have become a, at that point I could have seen it as a horror.

2496
01:47:41,460 --> 01:47:46,200
Had the apocalypse happened, then it's a horror movie because it takes all the politics out

2497
01:47:46,200 --> 01:47:47,200
of it.

2498
01:47:47,200 --> 01:47:48,200
There's no politics involved.

2499
01:47:48,200 --> 01:47:53,660
If it actually really happens, if they were right all along, it's just a horror movie.

2500
01:47:53,660 --> 01:48:00,460
But all the thought provoking stuff in this movie is because they didn't have the budget.

2501
01:48:00,460 --> 01:48:04,900
Just the Kevin Smith movies, I think he does way better because he makes you think about

2502
01:48:04,900 --> 01:48:09,420
things which you wouldn't think about any of this crap if they had done that ending.

2503
01:48:09,420 --> 01:48:12,500
It just would have been, well, is it real or not?

2504
01:48:12,500 --> 01:48:13,500
There would have been nothing to do with it.

2505
01:48:13,500 --> 01:48:16,380
It would have been the most Kevin Smith-esque ending.

2506
01:48:16,380 --> 01:48:21,220
The way he ended it was more different outside the box for him than if he would have done

2507
01:48:21,220 --> 01:48:22,220
the actual apocalypse.

2508
01:48:22,220 --> 01:48:23,940
Yeah, if he did the apocalypse, it's just whatever.

2509
01:48:23,940 --> 01:48:26,860
It would have been silly, but it would have been cool.

2510
01:48:26,860 --> 01:48:27,860
There's a movie I watched recently.

2511
01:48:27,860 --> 01:48:30,060
It would have been cool, but it wouldn't have made you think about anything.

2512
01:48:30,060 --> 01:48:35,220
There's a movie I watched recently where there's a chick being chased around by this family

2513
01:48:35,220 --> 01:48:37,140
in this mansion.

2514
01:48:37,140 --> 01:48:38,660
They're trying to hunt her down.

2515
01:48:38,660 --> 01:48:43,060
She finds out the reason they're trying to hunt her down is because they have to sacrifice

2516
01:48:43,060 --> 01:48:47,260
her the new bride for this family or whatever.

2517
01:48:47,260 --> 01:48:54,380
Because if they don't, then the curse that's on their family kills them all or whatever.

2518
01:48:54,380 --> 01:48:55,380
She's like-

2519
01:48:55,380 --> 01:48:56,380
Cabin in the woods.

2520
01:48:56,380 --> 01:49:01,820
No, but then she realizes, oh my God, this is just a crazy family that just kills people

2521
01:49:01,820 --> 01:49:05,420
every year or every time someone gets married because they think that there's a fucking

2522
01:49:05,420 --> 01:49:08,820
curse.

2523
01:49:08,820 --> 01:49:11,900
It's realistic where she's like, oh my God, these people are just fucking crazy.

2524
01:49:11,900 --> 01:49:14,060
At the very end when she's-

2525
01:49:14,060 --> 01:49:15,060
Spoiler.

2526
01:49:15,060 --> 01:49:16,060
Well, spoiler, yeah.

2527
01:49:16,060 --> 01:49:17,060
Sorry.

2528
01:49:17,060 --> 01:49:19,060
Just skip a minute.

2529
01:49:19,060 --> 01:49:26,300
At the very end when she is with the family and she survives until dawn, nothing happens.

2530
01:49:26,300 --> 01:49:29,340
She's about to be like, see, you guys are fucking crazy.

2531
01:49:29,340 --> 01:49:34,900
Then all their heads start fucking exploding because the curse was real and they were absolutely

2532
01:49:34,900 --> 01:49:36,940
right to fucking kill every bride.

2533
01:49:36,940 --> 01:49:39,700
I was like, oh my God, that's fucking great.

2534
01:49:39,700 --> 01:49:43,980
That's the kind of... It reminds me very much of this or it's just like... It's the

2535
01:49:43,980 --> 01:49:47,700
opposite of... It's the apocalyptic ending.

2536
01:49:47,700 --> 01:49:49,340
Honestly, works both ways.

2537
01:49:49,340 --> 01:49:53,020
Because if they had ended that movie with her just leaving the house and the family

2538
01:49:53,020 --> 01:49:58,220
feeling like fucking fools, that would have been an okay ending too.

2539
01:49:58,220 --> 01:50:08,300
But the fact that they all fucking died because the curse was real, it would have been similar.

2540
01:50:08,300 --> 01:50:10,140
I still don't think it's a horror, but that's just me.

2541
01:50:10,140 --> 01:50:13,700
The horrors and the real life hatred and violence of people are capable of doing.

2542
01:50:13,700 --> 01:50:16,860
Oh, there's an interesting thing about the cast in this.

2543
01:50:16,860 --> 01:50:19,940
When you go to the credits, which it wouldn't let me do it, I had to go actually look at

2544
01:50:19,940 --> 01:50:24,420
them on something else because it wouldn't let me do it on Tubi.

2545
01:50:24,420 --> 01:50:30,220
But the cast in the credits is divided into three parts labeled sex, religion, and politics.

2546
01:50:30,220 --> 01:50:33,780
It represents the respective characters' roles in the movie.

2547
01:50:33,780 --> 01:50:34,780
What?

2548
01:50:34,780 --> 01:50:35,780
Yeah.

2549
01:50:35,780 --> 01:50:37,740
Like I said, I don't know how they did this movie.

2550
01:50:37,740 --> 01:50:38,740
It's a four million dollar budget.

2551
01:50:38,740 --> 01:50:42,940
I have no idea how they... I once think Kevin Smith can't do this great budget.

2552
01:50:42,940 --> 01:50:45,940
The thing that I thought was impressive was he filmed it in 25 days.

2553
01:50:45,940 --> 01:50:47,740
In 25 days, four million dollars.

2554
01:50:47,740 --> 01:50:49,620
I'm just thinking about Goodman getting paid.

2555
01:50:49,620 --> 01:50:51,580
It doesn't even seem like four million is close.

2556
01:50:51,580 --> 01:50:54,220
What does the teacher have to do with sex?

2557
01:50:54,220 --> 01:50:55,220
Yeah, wait.

2558
01:50:55,220 --> 01:50:56,220
Hold on.

2559
01:50:56,220 --> 01:50:57,220
Okay.

2560
01:50:57,220 --> 01:50:58,220
So here's... Okay.

2561
01:50:58,220 --> 01:51:01,020
Because they're talking about... Here's under sex.

2562
01:51:01,020 --> 01:51:08,180
We have the boys, the teacher, the boys' parents, the news reporter, the sheriff, the plastic

2563
01:51:08,180 --> 01:51:11,980
wrapped guy, and the deputy.

2564
01:51:11,980 --> 01:51:15,260
With religion, you have all of the religios.

2565
01:51:15,260 --> 01:51:16,260
All the cult members.

2566
01:51:16,260 --> 01:51:17,260
The believers.

2567
01:51:17,260 --> 01:51:21,660
Again, we're not shitting on believing... Just don't join a cult.

2568
01:51:21,660 --> 01:51:27,220
Don't join a fucking extremist cult with a bunch of AK-47s and you want to hurt gay people.

2569
01:51:27,220 --> 01:51:28,900
And then politics is all the ATF.

2570
01:51:28,900 --> 01:51:29,900
Oh yeah.

2571
01:51:29,900 --> 01:51:37,300
Agent Echols, Carol, Brooks, Asap Brooks, Janet Kenan.

2572
01:51:37,300 --> 01:51:38,300
Who's the Kenan?

2573
01:51:38,300 --> 01:51:39,300
Oh.

2574
01:51:39,300 --> 01:51:40,300
Kenan John-Gibson.

2575
01:51:40,300 --> 01:51:41,300
That main guy.

2576
01:51:41,300 --> 01:51:44,460
Oh, Kevin Pollock is the guy you were thinking of that got shot in the face.

2577
01:51:44,460 --> 01:51:45,460
Yep.

2578
01:51:45,460 --> 01:51:46,460
Kevin Pollock.

2579
01:51:46,460 --> 01:51:47,460
Who it is.

2580
01:51:47,460 --> 01:51:48,460
Cool.

2581
01:51:48,460 --> 01:51:49,460
I didn't notice that.

2582
01:51:49,460 --> 01:51:50,460
Good catch.

2583
01:51:50,460 --> 01:51:53,860
It was a $4 million budget.

2584
01:51:53,860 --> 01:51:57,580
This thing only went into five US theaters at its widest, really.

2585
01:51:57,580 --> 01:52:00,140
It made $1.87 million.

2586
01:52:00,140 --> 01:52:01,140
He self-distributed.

2587
01:52:01,140 --> 01:52:02,140
Yeah.

2588
01:52:02,140 --> 01:52:06,020
But there were five actual... That went to...

2589
01:52:06,020 --> 01:52:07,500
He also went around and did the road show.

2590
01:52:07,500 --> 01:52:09,060
I went to it at the road show.

2591
01:52:09,060 --> 01:52:10,060
Oh yeah.

2592
01:52:10,060 --> 01:52:11,060
So tell us about that.

2593
01:52:11,060 --> 01:52:16,060
So you actually went to an actual Kevin Smith conference.

2594
01:52:16,060 --> 01:52:18,020
Where he did a talk.

2595
01:52:18,020 --> 01:52:19,020
He did a talk.

2596
01:52:19,020 --> 01:52:21,660
He came out before the movie for like two minutes.

2597
01:52:21,660 --> 01:52:23,220
Just for like two minutes before the movie.

2598
01:52:23,220 --> 01:52:24,700
He just did a little set up talk.

2599
01:52:24,700 --> 01:52:25,700
It was nothing.

2600
01:52:25,700 --> 01:52:28,020
And just a couple little jokes and stuff.

2601
01:52:28,020 --> 01:52:30,980
And then he played the movie.

2602
01:52:30,980 --> 01:52:33,780
And then he came out on stage after the movie.

2603
01:52:33,780 --> 01:52:35,580
Did he do a full hour and a half?

2604
01:52:35,580 --> 01:52:37,260
No, it was only about an hour.

2605
01:52:37,260 --> 01:52:38,260
Little less than an hour, I think.

2606
01:52:38,260 --> 01:52:40,260
How many questions did he answer?

2607
01:52:40,260 --> 01:52:41,260
Five, I think.

2608
01:52:41,260 --> 01:52:42,740
Four or five.

2609
01:52:42,740 --> 01:52:43,740
It wasn't very many.

2610
01:52:43,740 --> 01:52:44,740
No.

2611
01:52:44,740 --> 01:52:45,740
It wasn't very many.

2612
01:52:45,740 --> 01:52:46,740
It's like if Andy did a Q&A.

2613
01:52:46,740 --> 01:52:47,740
If I did a Q&A.

2614
01:52:47,740 --> 01:52:50,740
It would just be like, I get two questions.

2615
01:52:50,740 --> 01:52:53,460
It would all lead to Buffy.

2616
01:52:53,460 --> 01:52:54,900
All roads lead to Buffy.

2617
01:52:54,900 --> 01:52:57,860
So Andy, this porno, you use the word airtight a lot.

2618
01:52:57,860 --> 01:52:59,420
It's like, let me tell you about Star Wars.

2619
01:52:59,420 --> 01:53:03,380
I want to tell you about my friend Austin and the journey it took to get to airtight

2620
01:53:03,380 --> 01:53:04,380
four.

2621
01:53:04,380 --> 01:53:06,380
So you don't want to know about what Kevin Smith said.

2622
01:53:06,380 --> 01:53:07,380
The plug in.

2623
01:53:07,380 --> 01:53:08,380
No, no, no.

2624
01:53:08,380 --> 01:53:09,380
I am.

2625
01:53:09,380 --> 01:53:10,380
Where did you come up with the... We're not done.

2626
01:53:10,380 --> 01:53:11,380
He brought up porno.

2627
01:53:11,380 --> 01:53:14,220
Andy, where did you come up with the casting ideas for this movie?

2628
01:53:14,220 --> 01:53:17,860
All right, so have you heard of the American hero, Timothy McVeigh?

2629
01:53:17,860 --> 01:53:18,860
Yeah.

2630
01:53:18,860 --> 01:53:19,860
Fuck.

2631
01:53:19,860 --> 01:53:24,380
Okay, so tell us about actually being there though.

2632
01:53:24,380 --> 01:53:26,340
Actually being there was interesting.

2633
01:53:26,340 --> 01:53:30,660
He did not spend as much time as I would have liked and he was really only about this movie.

2634
01:53:30,660 --> 01:53:33,180
He didn't really do a full Q&A.

2635
01:53:33,180 --> 01:53:34,420
He didn't do celebrity stuff?

2636
01:53:34,420 --> 01:53:35,420
No.

2637
01:53:35,420 --> 01:53:38,420
He just basically was talking about this movie.

2638
01:53:38,420 --> 01:53:43,940
And he basically talked about writing it and how he took it.

2639
01:53:43,940 --> 01:53:51,940
See that's where I got that... He said it's like loosely based on real life events but

2640
01:53:51,940 --> 01:53:52,940
not real.

2641
01:53:52,940 --> 01:53:57,180
In other words, he was talking about how he remembered all this stuff in the news and

2642
01:53:57,180 --> 01:54:01,420
the Branch Davidians and the Waco, Texas thing.

2643
01:54:01,420 --> 01:54:04,140
And what was the other?

2644
01:54:04,140 --> 01:54:05,140
Ruby Ridge?

2645
01:54:05,140 --> 01:54:09,340
He talked a long time about Ruby Ridge, which I don't really know the whole story of Ruby

2646
01:54:09,340 --> 01:54:10,340
Ridge, but I think it's similar.

2647
01:54:10,340 --> 01:54:17,300
I think the deal with Ruby Ridge is the ATF shot a person that they didn't mean to and

2648
01:54:17,300 --> 01:54:19,380
it set off the whole thing again.

2649
01:54:19,380 --> 01:54:20,860
It says fucking massacre.

2650
01:54:20,860 --> 01:54:23,500
Yeah, it was a family thing or whatever.

2651
01:54:23,500 --> 01:54:30,060
And it said, okay, oh here's what he said, Fred Phelps, Jim Jones, David Koresh and other

2652
01:54:30,060 --> 01:54:32,220
leaders, it's not based on any one of them.

2653
01:54:32,220 --> 01:54:36,580
It's all of them kind of stuck together.

2654
01:54:36,580 --> 01:54:41,220
And he said most of what it was, he was talking a lot about terrorism and the government's

2655
01:54:41,220 --> 01:54:43,060
response to it.

2656
01:54:43,060 --> 01:54:48,180
And that what he wanted to get across is that we go too far.

2657
01:54:48,180 --> 01:54:56,340
It was kind of what his whole point was in the talk was basically, we made it kind of

2658
01:54:56,340 --> 01:55:02,500
funny, but basically was saying they shouldn't be able to do just whatever they want.

2659
01:55:02,500 --> 01:55:07,260
And what's interesting is he's a Christian and he identifies as Christian.

2660
01:55:07,260 --> 01:55:11,100
He's not Catholic anymore, but he's Christian.

2661
01:55:11,100 --> 01:55:12,380
He says that in his talk.

2662
01:55:12,380 --> 01:55:19,900
So it's interesting he made this movie critiquing a culty aspect of Christianity.

2663
01:55:19,900 --> 01:55:22,300
As he put it, extremism on all sides.

2664
01:55:22,300 --> 01:55:23,920
That's what he said.

2665
01:55:23,920 --> 01:55:25,780
Every side has become extreme.

2666
01:55:25,780 --> 01:55:28,420
From this point to now, I think it's just worse.

2667
01:55:28,420 --> 01:55:32,100
It's kind of like our society just keeps getting more extreme on all sides.

2668
01:55:32,100 --> 01:55:34,100
He wasn't critiquing one side.

2669
01:55:34,100 --> 01:55:39,380
He was saying the ATF is going to extreme, the church people were going to extreme, the

2670
01:55:39,380 --> 01:55:45,140
sheriff's in extreme, all the people in town hating the gay people's in extreme.

2671
01:55:45,140 --> 01:55:51,660
He said everything in our society and even back then, not as much as now, but basically

2672
01:55:51,660 --> 01:55:58,320
a commentary on taking everything to its 10th level is not necessarily the way to go.

2673
01:55:58,320 --> 01:56:00,220
But people are doing it more and more.

2674
01:56:00,220 --> 01:56:04,500
You have the fucking CT Kia boys out there just fucking not giving a fuck about nothing.

2675
01:56:04,500 --> 01:56:05,500
The what?

2676
01:56:05,500 --> 01:56:06,500
Kia boys?

2677
01:56:06,500 --> 01:56:07,500
Kia boys.

2678
01:56:07,500 --> 01:56:08,500
Kia boys.

2679
01:56:08,500 --> 01:56:09,500
You know the CT Kia boys?

2680
01:56:09,500 --> 01:56:10,500
No.

2681
01:56:10,500 --> 01:56:11,500
I think we're at-

2682
01:56:11,500 --> 01:56:12,500
Oh, that's the ones stealing the cars?

2683
01:56:12,500 --> 01:56:13,500
Yeah, dude.

2684
01:56:13,500 --> 01:56:18,340
I think that's the lowest point of civilization right now is this fucking CT Kia boys.

2685
01:56:18,340 --> 01:56:19,340
It's just these fucking-

2686
01:56:19,340 --> 01:56:20,340
They're just taking Kia's?

2687
01:56:20,340 --> 01:56:21,340
Bro, it's just these boys.

2688
01:56:21,340 --> 01:56:22,340
I mean, we're talking young.

2689
01:56:22,340 --> 01:56:23,340
What kind of car do you drive, Andy?

2690
01:56:23,340 --> 01:56:24,340
I drive a Kia.

2691
01:56:24,340 --> 01:56:25,340
That's why he cares.

2692
01:56:25,340 --> 01:56:26,340
He always cares.

2693
01:56:26,340 --> 01:56:27,340
Him and I are both in Kia's.

2694
01:56:27,340 --> 01:56:28,340
We're both in Kia's.

2695
01:56:28,340 --> 01:56:30,340
Fuck those Kia boys.

2696
01:56:30,340 --> 01:56:32,380
Yeah, fuck those Kia boys.

2697
01:56:32,380 --> 01:56:36,140
They also steal Hyundai's, but-

2698
01:56:36,140 --> 01:56:38,140
Kia boys, I drive a Nissan that breaks down a lot.

2699
01:56:38,140 --> 01:56:39,140
You don't want it.

2700
01:56:39,140 --> 01:56:40,140
Yeah, dude.

2701
01:56:40,140 --> 01:56:44,580
You know what the crazy part I found out this little documentary I watched about them is

2702
01:56:44,580 --> 01:56:47,620
that they steal cars, right?

2703
01:56:47,620 --> 01:56:49,460
Two or three a night sometimes.

2704
01:56:49,460 --> 01:56:53,820
They just go joy riding, just fucking around, just swerving in and out of traffic, going

2705
01:56:53,820 --> 01:56:58,200
super fast, getting into high speed chase with the cops on purpose just to fucking escape

2706
01:56:58,200 --> 01:57:00,180
on filming their antics, putting it on Instagram.

2707
01:57:00,180 --> 01:57:01,540
It's like motorcycle people, too.

2708
01:57:01,540 --> 01:57:02,540
They do the same shit.

2709
01:57:02,540 --> 01:57:08,380
But what's crazy is they sell these cars, and the amount of money they make is nothing.

2710
01:57:08,380 --> 01:57:13,580
A car in the hood, $50 to $100 is what you make for selling a car to someone.

2711
01:57:13,580 --> 01:57:18,140
The reason being is that the people buying these cars are only using them one time to

2712
01:57:18,140 --> 01:57:21,220
steal shit and then abandoning the car somewhere.

2713
01:57:21,220 --> 01:57:23,380
They're just using them for robberies.

2714
01:57:23,380 --> 01:57:29,540
It's just like these kids who are all in high school, sometimes younger, and they're in

2715
01:57:29,540 --> 01:57:35,780
these little gangs, and to do those interviewing them, he's like, so why?

2716
01:57:35,780 --> 01:57:38,380
It's just like, oh man, it's just fucking, this is what we do.

2717
01:57:38,380 --> 01:57:41,660
Hood shit, fucking CT keyboard, man, this is what we do.

2718
01:57:41,660 --> 01:57:44,580
It's like, what do you spend your money on?

2719
01:57:44,580 --> 01:57:48,180
It's just like, man, I got to get the new fucking clothes.

2720
01:57:48,180 --> 01:57:49,540
It's just clothes.

2721
01:57:49,540 --> 01:57:50,540
It's always just clothes.

2722
01:57:50,540 --> 01:57:51,540
You got to get the new jeezies.

2723
01:57:51,540 --> 01:57:54,420
He's just Calvin Klein sweater he's wearing at one point.

2724
01:57:54,420 --> 01:58:00,340
There's a lot of bad crime in the world, but the Kia boys, cars getting stolen, people

2725
01:58:00,340 --> 01:58:03,580
stealing shit, it's just more spread out.

2726
01:58:03,580 --> 01:58:05,900
Back then we had the Unabomber and shit like that.

2727
01:58:05,900 --> 01:58:06,900
Yeah, back then it was just-

2728
01:58:06,900 --> 01:58:07,900
Back then it was just-

2729
01:58:07,900 --> 01:58:10,140
It was really bad, instantly.

2730
01:58:10,140 --> 01:58:13,780
I saw a documentary on him, the whole thing, Ted Kaczynski.

2731
01:58:13,780 --> 01:58:14,780
American hero.

2732
01:58:14,780 --> 01:58:22,300
Me and my friend just decided to watch it and they're describing one of the bombs he

2733
01:58:22,300 --> 01:58:27,060
sent to somebody's house and he says, yeah, then his kid came down after hearing a loud

2734
01:58:27,060 --> 01:58:30,340
boom and saw only his dad's shoes with his feet still in it.

2735
01:58:30,340 --> 01:58:33,540
Me and my friend just started cracking up laughing so fucking hard.

2736
01:58:33,540 --> 01:58:36,460
He just came downstairs, just his feet left.

2737
01:58:36,460 --> 01:58:40,620
And then at the very end when they catch him, they catch him, they said it, the worst wordage

2738
01:58:40,620 --> 01:58:46,500
you could use for this is that the police had him arrested and then Ted Kaczynski got

2739
01:58:46,500 --> 01:58:49,260
fingered by his family.

2740
01:58:49,260 --> 01:58:57,620
Oh man, with enough distance you can make anything funny.

2741
01:58:57,620 --> 01:59:01,220
I bet you somebody could make a funny Pearl Harbor movie at this point.

2742
01:59:01,220 --> 01:59:02,220
No, maybe not at this point.

2743
01:59:02,220 --> 01:59:03,220
Maybe you can wait another 20 years.

2744
01:59:03,220 --> 01:59:04,220
1941 I think, or 42.

2745
01:59:04,220 --> 01:59:05,220
What is it?

2746
01:59:05,220 --> 01:59:06,220
John Belushi one.

2747
01:59:06,220 --> 01:59:07,220
Yeah, they did.

2748
01:59:07,220 --> 01:59:08,220
They did funny Pearl Harbor?

2749
01:59:08,220 --> 01:59:09,220
Yeah, they did.

2750
01:59:09,220 --> 01:59:10,620
They did funny Pearl Harbor?

2751
01:59:10,620 --> 01:59:11,620
Yeah, there's a funny John Belushi.

2752
01:59:11,620 --> 01:59:12,620
Too soon.

2753
01:59:12,620 --> 01:59:13,620
Too soon.

2754
01:59:13,620 --> 01:59:14,620
Talking too soon, you monsters.

2755
01:59:14,620 --> 01:59:15,620
How could you?

2756
01:59:15,620 --> 01:59:16,620
It was 20 years ago.

2757
01:59:16,620 --> 01:59:17,620
How could you?

2758
01:59:17,620 --> 01:59:18,620
John Belushi.

2759
01:59:18,620 --> 01:59:19,620
It was longer than that.

2760
01:59:19,620 --> 01:59:20,620
Yeah, John Belushi's been dead for like 40 years.

2761
01:59:20,620 --> 01:59:23,620
Yeah, John Belushi's been dead for way longer than 20 years.

2762
01:59:23,620 --> 01:59:24,620
40 years ago, whatever.

2763
01:59:24,620 --> 01:59:25,620
That's close.

2764
01:59:25,620 --> 01:59:31,620
We've got to make a funny John Belushi movie about him dying the way he did.

2765
01:59:31,620 --> 01:59:33,620
All just coke fueled range.

2766
01:59:33,620 --> 01:59:35,620
Yeah, too soon.

2767
01:59:35,620 --> 01:59:37,420
That'd be great.

2768
01:59:37,420 --> 01:59:40,140
So yeah, let's get into this.

2769
01:59:40,140 --> 01:59:41,140
Let's rate this thing.

2770
01:59:41,140 --> 01:59:42,140
What are you?

2771
01:59:42,140 --> 01:59:43,140
Oh, you had more?

2772
01:59:43,140 --> 01:59:44,140
Do you have any notes?

2773
01:59:44,140 --> 01:59:45,140
I'm done with notes.

2774
01:59:45,140 --> 01:59:46,140
Did we cover everything?

2775
01:59:46,140 --> 01:59:47,140
Just making sure.

2776
01:59:47,140 --> 01:59:48,140
Covered everything?

2777
01:59:48,140 --> 01:59:49,140
Yeah.

2778
01:59:49,140 --> 01:59:50,140
Yeah.

2779
01:59:50,140 --> 01:59:51,980
I mean, fuck, this is a B plus movie.

2780
01:59:51,980 --> 01:59:57,820
I mean, this is honestly one of the best movies Kevin Smith has made.

2781
01:59:57,820 --> 02:00:02,300
Fuck, but every movie, like not every movie, but he's, he's, he's, it's great.

2782
02:00:02,300 --> 02:00:04,300
I give it a B plus, honestly.

2783
02:00:04,300 --> 02:00:06,820
10 out of 10 for me.

2784
02:00:06,820 --> 02:00:09,620
I'm going to go B minus.

2785
02:00:09,620 --> 02:00:11,500
That's only because the angel scene's not in it.

2786
02:00:11,500 --> 02:00:13,420
And I know that's not his fault for budget.

2787
02:00:13,420 --> 02:00:17,220
I just think the movie would have been a B plus if it had that scene in it.

2788
02:00:17,220 --> 02:00:18,220
Wow, they did.

2789
02:00:18,220 --> 02:00:19,220
Okay.

2790
02:00:19,220 --> 02:00:22,180
B minus is also the same rating I give to Mallrats as well.

2791
02:00:22,180 --> 02:00:23,180
Interesting.

2792
02:00:23,180 --> 02:00:25,380
How about Chasing Amy?

2793
02:00:25,380 --> 02:00:26,380
Have not seen that.

2794
02:00:26,380 --> 02:00:27,380
How about Dogma?

2795
02:00:27,380 --> 02:00:28,380
Haven't seen that.

2796
02:00:28,380 --> 02:00:29,380
How about?

2797
02:00:29,380 --> 02:00:31,380
Seen Clerks 1 and I don't remember it that well.

2798
02:00:31,380 --> 02:00:32,380
How about Clerks 2?

2799
02:00:32,380 --> 02:00:33,380
Haven't seen that.

2800
02:00:33,380 --> 02:00:34,380
Clerks 3.

2801
02:00:34,380 --> 02:00:39,140
Zach and Mary Make a Porno is the only other one I've seen.

2802
02:00:39,140 --> 02:00:41,140
Zach, how about Jane and Silent Bob Strike Back?

2803
02:00:41,140 --> 02:00:42,140
No.

2804
02:00:42,140 --> 02:00:44,220
Jane and Silent Bob Strike Back reboot?

2805
02:00:44,220 --> 02:00:45,220
Just pull up the IMDB.

2806
02:00:45,220 --> 02:00:47,980
Jane and Silent Bob Groovy Time cartoon movie?

2807
02:00:47,980 --> 02:00:49,380
No, what's the one where the-

2808
02:00:49,380 --> 02:00:51,380
Jane and Silent Bob do Degrassi?

2809
02:00:51,380 --> 02:00:52,380
What's the-

2810
02:00:52,380 --> 02:00:56,740
They literally go to Degrassi during Drake's Degrassi generation and they go there and

2811
02:00:56,740 --> 02:01:02,700
they talk to the kids and J, and J Muse, he fucking tries to hook up with one of the girls

2812
02:01:02,700 --> 02:01:03,700
in the high school.

2813
02:01:03,700 --> 02:01:04,700
What's the animated one?

2814
02:01:04,700 --> 02:01:07,700
Jane and Silent Bob's Groovy Time movie or whatever?

2815
02:01:07,700 --> 02:01:10,700
Is that the superhero one?

2816
02:01:10,700 --> 02:01:15,420
Oh, you're thinking of Jane, Chronic and Bluntman.

2817
02:01:15,420 --> 02:01:16,420
Yeah.

2818
02:01:16,420 --> 02:01:17,420
Bluntman and Chronic.

2819
02:01:17,420 --> 02:01:18,420
I've seen that one.

2820
02:01:18,420 --> 02:01:19,420
Okay.

2821
02:01:19,420 --> 02:01:20,420
That might be the Groovy cartoon movie.

2822
02:01:20,420 --> 02:01:23,660
Mallrats is just one of the earliest ones I've seen that Sean, like I said, you have

2823
02:01:23,660 --> 02:01:24,660
to fucking watch this.

2824
02:01:24,660 --> 02:01:25,660
Yeah, Mallrats is great.

2825
02:01:25,660 --> 02:01:26,660
Gave it a B-.

2826
02:01:26,660 --> 02:01:31,700
They're making Mallrats Twilight or Twilight of the Mallrats is the one he's working on

2827
02:01:31,700 --> 02:01:32,700
as a new one.

2828
02:01:32,700 --> 02:01:35,460
Because we're all huge Kevin Smith fan here.

2829
02:01:35,460 --> 02:01:37,460
So, I mean, you're just a fair weather fan.

2830
02:01:37,460 --> 02:01:38,460
B Plus.

2831
02:01:38,460 --> 02:01:39,460
I'm B Plus.

2832
02:01:39,460 --> 02:01:40,460
We're both B Plus.

2833
02:01:40,460 --> 02:01:41,460
Oh, both B Pluses.

2834
02:01:41,460 --> 02:01:45,580
So, this is a B Plus cross-border, except for Chris and us, because they didn't have

2835
02:01:45,580 --> 02:01:46,580
that one thing he wanted.

2836
02:01:46,580 --> 02:01:47,580
B Plus.

2837
02:01:47,580 --> 02:01:50,580
Which would have made a worse movie.

2838
02:01:50,580 --> 02:01:51,580
Excellent.

2839
02:01:51,580 --> 02:01:53,580
Red State, B Plus.

2840
02:01:53,580 --> 02:01:54,580
All right.

2841
02:01:54,580 --> 02:01:58,460
Man, I had a couple choices for movies.

2842
02:01:58,460 --> 02:02:02,060
Oh, now you're picking this week's movie.

2843
02:02:02,060 --> 02:02:03,060
Damn.

2844
02:02:03,060 --> 02:02:04,060
Yeah.

2845
02:02:04,060 --> 02:02:05,060
Because you were last week.

2846
02:02:05,060 --> 02:02:12,020
So, what we're going to do, ladies and gentlemen, is we're going to watch, oh, God, this could

2847
02:02:12,020 --> 02:02:15,780
be the worst choice I've ever made.

2848
02:02:15,780 --> 02:02:18,340
Because if you guys don't like it.

2849
02:02:18,340 --> 02:02:20,060
All right.

2850
02:02:20,060 --> 02:02:23,540
Well, we're going to watch After the Dark.

2851
02:02:23,540 --> 02:02:25,540
Never heard of it.

2852
02:02:25,540 --> 02:02:26,780
No one has.

2853
02:02:26,780 --> 02:02:35,100
It's a movie about a classroom.

2854
02:02:35,100 --> 02:02:41,900
It's a classroom full of students and a teacher as he is going over different philosophical

2855
02:02:41,900 --> 02:02:43,620
quandaries.

2856
02:02:43,620 --> 02:02:50,300
And the students, when, but what makes it a visually interesting movie is when he talks

2857
02:02:50,300 --> 02:02:58,260
about these quandaries, you see them play out in the movie, but not, you'll see.

2858
02:02:58,260 --> 02:02:59,580
But it's like you see them play out.

2859
02:02:59,580 --> 02:03:03,060
So I think it's a fun thing to talk about.

2860
02:03:03,060 --> 02:03:06,860
We could see how we feel about the different philosophical things that they talk about

2861
02:03:06,860 --> 02:03:07,860
in that movie.

2862
02:03:07,860 --> 02:03:09,180
So anyway, I made the choice.

2863
02:03:09,180 --> 02:03:10,180
It's After the Dark.

2864
02:03:10,180 --> 02:03:11,180
I was going to pick it at some point.

2865
02:03:11,180 --> 02:03:12,180
Might as well pick it now.

2866
02:03:12,180 --> 02:03:14,940
Will it lead to an hour long discussion about Star Wars?

2867
02:03:14,940 --> 02:03:16,740
It's going to lead to more porn.

2868
02:03:16,740 --> 02:03:18,740
More porn than anything.

2869
02:03:18,740 --> 02:03:21,860
Because I've also got one about Indiana Jones.

2870
02:03:21,860 --> 02:03:22,860
We haven't.

2871
02:03:22,860 --> 02:03:25,860
It's all whip, baby.

2872
02:03:25,860 --> 02:03:27,620
All right, cool.

2873
02:03:27,620 --> 02:03:29,820
So that's it.

2874
02:03:29,820 --> 02:03:34,940
Now let's play the very good music recreational recommendation.

2875
02:03:34,940 --> 02:03:36,940
20316.

2876
02:03:36,940 --> 02:03:38,940
Great.

2877
02:03:38,940 --> 02:03:44,260
So this isn't really a recommendation.

2878
02:03:44,260 --> 02:03:47,220
This is just something that happened to me this week.

2879
02:03:47,220 --> 02:03:52,340
And Amnesty International has been calling me.

2880
02:03:52,340 --> 02:03:56,540
And I dodged the first two calls because I was like, why would they be calling me?

2881
02:03:56,540 --> 02:03:59,780
And I thought, I thought I was like, I haven't done anything wrong.

2882
02:03:59,780 --> 02:04:00,780
Have I?

2883
02:04:00,780 --> 02:04:01,780
Like they sue people, don't they?

2884
02:04:01,780 --> 02:04:02,780
What have I done?

2885
02:04:02,780 --> 02:04:03,780
What did I say?

2886
02:04:03,780 --> 02:04:05,420
Like, oh, shit, I've been freaking out.

2887
02:04:05,420 --> 02:04:06,420
So I answer.

2888
02:04:06,420 --> 02:04:07,420
The guy's like, hello, Andrew.

2889
02:04:07,420 --> 02:04:09,900
And I was like, hello.

2890
02:04:09,900 --> 02:04:14,860
He's like, hey, so we're Amnesty International.

2891
02:04:14,860 --> 02:04:17,100
We fight for these causes.

2892
02:04:17,100 --> 02:04:18,100
And how are you doing?

2893
02:04:18,100 --> 02:04:19,460
And I was like, oh, hey.

2894
02:04:19,460 --> 02:04:20,460
He's like, oh, so what?

2895
02:04:20,460 --> 02:04:22,460
So I was like, am I in trouble?

2896
02:04:22,460 --> 02:04:23,460
No.

2897
02:04:23,460 --> 02:04:31,060
And I was like, I was like, oh, I thought maybe I was like I did a war crime and I didn't

2898
02:04:31,060 --> 02:04:32,060
know about it.

2899
02:04:32,060 --> 02:04:33,620
And you guys were trying to find me.

2900
02:04:33,620 --> 02:04:37,260
And I and I already I already had mentioned that I had a podcast at that point.

2901
02:04:37,260 --> 02:04:38,260
It didn't take me long.

2902
02:04:38,260 --> 02:04:41,660
But I was like, my podcast isn't that bad.

2903
02:04:41,660 --> 02:04:45,620
So we heard what you said, what you would do to Mac.

2904
02:04:45,620 --> 02:04:52,140
Now that aliens, we need to get rid of the real fucking creepos when it comes to alien

2905
02:04:52,140 --> 02:04:55,860
stuff to make the aliens feel at home.

2906
02:04:55,860 --> 02:04:57,340
Yeah.

2907
02:04:57,340 --> 02:05:01,820
And Church of Scientology reaching out for battlefield earth.

2908
02:05:01,820 --> 02:05:08,700
Yeah, I wish you get our website Scientology and have John Travolta himself call me.

2909
02:05:08,700 --> 02:05:10,100
I'd love to talk to him.

2910
02:05:10,100 --> 02:05:12,140
Hey, you guys.

2911
02:05:12,140 --> 02:05:14,540
Hey, you guys.

2912
02:05:14,540 --> 02:05:16,740
I'm not a priest.

2913
02:05:16,740 --> 02:05:17,740
Lightning.

2914
02:05:17,740 --> 02:05:21,980
John Travolta meets sloth.

2915
02:05:21,980 --> 02:05:24,700
Actually, John Travolta.

2916
02:05:24,700 --> 02:05:25,700
Yeah, my pocket.

2917
02:05:25,700 --> 02:05:26,700
He's like, tell me more.

2918
02:05:26,700 --> 02:05:29,700
Did you get very far?

2919
02:05:29,700 --> 02:05:31,500
Hey, Sandy.

2920
02:05:31,500 --> 02:05:35,940
Hey, Sandy, we fucked in summer.

2921
02:05:35,940 --> 02:05:40,180
Now I don't like you no more, Sandy.

2922
02:05:40,180 --> 02:05:42,180
That's John.

2923
02:05:42,180 --> 02:05:43,180
John.

2924
02:05:43,180 --> 02:05:45,260
I agree with you, everything, everything.

2925
02:05:45,260 --> 02:05:48,900
I want to make a sequel to battlefield earth.

2926
02:05:48,900 --> 02:05:54,300
Also, if you got a few extra bucks, I mean, I got one for Mac and me.

2927
02:05:54,300 --> 02:06:00,020
Bro, we'll get we'll get Rainn Wilson to be in your workplace comedy.

2928
02:06:00,020 --> 02:06:01,020
Battle Earth 2.

2929
02:06:01,020 --> 02:06:02,900
He'll be like a Dwight S character.

2930
02:06:02,900 --> 02:06:03,900
He loves it.

2931
02:06:03,900 --> 02:06:04,900
Don't even name it right.

2932
02:06:04,900 --> 02:06:05,900
Call it Battle Earth 2.

2933
02:06:05,900 --> 02:06:06,900
Battle fucking Earth.

2934
02:06:06,900 --> 02:06:13,580
We can avoid all the calls.

2935
02:06:13,580 --> 02:06:21,700
We just got to find that one that one company that made Terminators or make those knock

2936
02:06:21,700 --> 02:06:24,700
off movies.

2937
02:06:24,700 --> 02:06:25,700
Battle Earth 2.

2938
02:06:25,700 --> 02:06:26,700
A direct sequel.

2939
02:06:26,700 --> 02:06:27,700
It's serious.

2940
02:06:27,700 --> 02:06:28,700
It's serious.

2941
02:06:28,700 --> 02:06:33,140
All the way through, we get John Travolta and Forrest Whitaker, but just a shittier

2942
02:06:33,140 --> 02:06:37,740
costume and makeup and then at the end of the porno, at the end, it's a porno.

2943
02:06:37,740 --> 02:06:38,740
They go airtight.

2944
02:06:38,740 --> 02:06:39,740
They go airtight.

2945
02:06:39,740 --> 02:06:44,740
Forrest Whitaker goes so airtight that his other eye bulges out.

2946
02:06:44,740 --> 02:06:49,300
There's a new translator thing and it's one of the Mac and me aliens doing a little praying

2947
02:06:49,300 --> 02:06:50,300
thing they do.

2948
02:06:50,300 --> 02:06:52,780
Actually, I just thought about something mechanically.

2949
02:06:52,780 --> 02:06:54,420
That's funny.

2950
02:06:54,420 --> 02:07:01,260
I just, in my mind, I was thinking it takes less people to airtight a man because you

2951
02:07:01,260 --> 02:07:05,300
could just plug the P-hole, I guess, with your thumb.

2952
02:07:05,300 --> 02:07:08,660
You're just plugging two holes, Mike, is what I'm saying.

2953
02:07:08,660 --> 02:07:09,660
You get what I'm saying?

2954
02:07:09,660 --> 02:07:11,860
There's three when you got to worry about a woman.

2955
02:07:11,860 --> 02:07:14,140
There's two holes when you're trying to airtight a man.

2956
02:07:14,140 --> 02:07:15,140
Am I wrong?

2957
02:07:15,140 --> 02:07:16,140
No comment.

2958
02:07:16,140 --> 02:07:19,300
You're definitely wrong, but none of you are with me on this.

2959
02:07:19,300 --> 02:07:20,300
I'm typically wrong.

2960
02:07:20,300 --> 02:07:21,300
I don't know.

2961
02:07:21,300 --> 02:07:22,300
You are definitely wrong.

2962
02:07:22,300 --> 02:07:25,300
None of you agree with me.

2963
02:07:25,300 --> 02:07:32,740
Anyway, his name, this dude's name, who called me, coolest... I was like, hey, what's your

2964
02:07:32,740 --> 02:07:33,740
name, dude?

2965
02:07:33,740 --> 02:07:39,300
Because he asked... I was like, hey, you guys want me to donate, right?

2966
02:07:39,300 --> 02:07:42,060
He's like, I can't.

2967
02:07:42,060 --> 02:07:44,340
I live alone.

2968
02:07:44,340 --> 02:07:45,900
I have rent.

2969
02:07:45,900 --> 02:07:46,900
It's Arizona.

2970
02:07:46,900 --> 02:07:48,820
The electricity is going up.

2971
02:07:48,820 --> 02:07:53,300
I can't afford to... The guy's like, okay.

2972
02:07:53,300 --> 02:07:55,620
He's like, but it was cool talking with you.

2973
02:07:55,620 --> 02:07:57,820
I was like, yeah, man, this is fun conversation.

2974
02:07:57,820 --> 02:07:59,060
I got to go to work, whatever.

2975
02:07:59,060 --> 02:08:00,060
What's your name?

2976
02:08:00,060 --> 02:08:01,060
He goes, oh yeah, Traxler.

2977
02:08:01,060 --> 02:08:02,060
I was like, what?

2978
02:08:02,060 --> 02:08:06,580
Did you just... I was like... I didn't say that, but I was like, did you just say Traxler?

2979
02:08:06,580 --> 02:08:09,580
T-R-A-X-L-E-R.

2980
02:08:09,580 --> 02:08:10,580
He's like, yeah.

2981
02:08:10,580 --> 02:08:13,980
He was like, defensively, he's like, yeah.

2982
02:08:13,980 --> 02:08:17,580
I said, well, that's one of the coolest names I've heard in a long time, dude.

2983
02:08:17,580 --> 02:08:20,660
Your parents are fucking creative as hell.

2984
02:08:20,660 --> 02:08:22,420
He thanked me, I guess.

2985
02:08:22,420 --> 02:08:26,260
I think I made it awkward, now that I think about it, calling them out.

2986
02:08:26,260 --> 02:08:27,740
Shout out to Traxler.

2987
02:08:27,740 --> 02:08:33,500
Shout out to Amnesty International for not trying to get me on war crimes.

2988
02:08:33,500 --> 02:08:35,060
That's my recommendation, I guess, of the week is...

2989
02:08:35,060 --> 02:08:36,060
Amnesty International.

2990
02:08:36,060 --> 02:08:37,060
I guess Amnesty...

2991
02:08:37,060 --> 02:08:38,060
Amnesty International.

2992
02:08:38,060 --> 02:08:39,060
Go donate.

2993
02:08:39,060 --> 02:08:42,060
Go donate, because I couldn't.

2994
02:08:42,060 --> 02:08:45,780
Oh, and then, oh, sorry.

2995
02:08:45,780 --> 02:08:46,780
I do have a legit one.

2996
02:08:46,780 --> 02:08:50,540
Just go to pokirog.net, or.org.

2997
02:08:50,540 --> 02:08:54,540
P-O-K-E, and then R-O-G-U-E.

2998
02:08:54,540 --> 02:08:57,220
Rogue, yeah?

2999
02:08:57,220 --> 02:08:59,140
And.org.net.

3000
02:08:59,140 --> 02:09:02,060
It's the best Pokemon game you haven't played.

3001
02:09:02,060 --> 02:09:08,140
It's a rogue-like Pokemon battle sim, and it is not gonna last long.

3002
02:09:08,140 --> 02:09:13,140
It's gonna get taken down soon, so just go there on your phone, or on your desktop, or

3003
02:09:13,140 --> 02:09:14,140
whatever.

3004
02:09:14,140 --> 02:09:15,140
It's worth it.

3005
02:09:15,140 --> 02:09:16,140
It's addictive.

3006
02:09:16,140 --> 02:09:22,060
I played a level 30-something with Dario last night, and I don't know anything about Pokemon,

3007
02:09:22,060 --> 02:09:27,340
so it helps knowing their weakness types, and knowing what you're doing.

3008
02:09:27,340 --> 02:09:28,340
All right, that's it.

3009
02:09:28,340 --> 02:09:29,900
That's my rec.

3010
02:09:29,900 --> 02:09:34,620
My rec is gonna be a book, and it's called The Plague by Albert Camus.

3011
02:09:34,620 --> 02:09:36,620
Oh, you read another Albert Camus book.

3012
02:09:36,620 --> 02:09:38,000
Yeah, I like the first one.

3013
02:09:38,000 --> 02:09:40,060
Is it pessimistic like the other one?

3014
02:09:40,060 --> 02:09:41,260
It's a completely different thing.

3015
02:09:41,260 --> 02:09:48,580
It's from the story of the narrator, and it's this town in Algeria called Oran, which is

3016
02:09:48,580 --> 02:09:49,580
a real place.

3017
02:09:49,580 --> 02:09:50,580
Yeah, Oran.

3018
02:09:50,580 --> 02:09:53,580
We all sit in the news all the time.

3019
02:09:53,580 --> 02:09:55,100
No, Oran, not I-ran.

3020
02:09:55,100 --> 02:09:56,100
Okay.

3021
02:09:56,100 --> 02:09:57,100
That makes more sense.

3022
02:09:57,100 --> 02:10:03,300
Yeah, this guy is a doctor, and a plague hits this city, and this city has walls around

3023
02:10:03,300 --> 02:10:08,620
it, like it still does to this day, and they have to seal off the city, and just everything

3024
02:10:08,620 --> 02:10:14,660
that this city goes through during this plague is just...

3025
02:10:14,660 --> 02:10:21,140
This was written in like 47, so it just reflects everything from 2020, like all at once, but

3026
02:10:21,140 --> 02:10:22,140
in older times.

3027
02:10:22,140 --> 02:10:32,060
Speaking of Albert Camus, there's an unofficial...

3028
02:10:32,060 --> 02:10:42,980
It's a sequel, sort of, but in 2013, a Middle Eastern guy wrote a book that follows the

3029
02:10:42,980 --> 02:10:49,540
unnamed Arab's brother from his perspective of the events of-

3030
02:10:49,540 --> 02:10:50,540
From the stranger?

3031
02:10:50,540 --> 02:10:51,540
The stranger.

3032
02:10:51,540 --> 02:10:52,540
Oh, that's cool.

3033
02:10:52,540 --> 02:10:55,820
Because in The Stranger, they never name the Arab guy that got shot.

3034
02:10:55,820 --> 02:10:58,740
They just call him the Arab guy who got shot.

3035
02:10:58,740 --> 02:11:05,820
The plague also is the story that mentions an event from the stranger in literally one

3036
02:11:05,820 --> 02:11:08,100
sentence, and that's it.

3037
02:11:08,100 --> 02:11:09,100
You see it?

3038
02:11:09,100 --> 02:11:10,820
You would have no idea if you didn't read The Stranger.

3039
02:11:10,820 --> 02:11:11,820
You'd be like, ah!

3040
02:11:11,820 --> 02:11:12,820
And that's it.

3041
02:11:12,820 --> 02:11:13,820
I love that.

3042
02:11:13,820 --> 02:11:17,420
I love little Easter eggs like that.

3043
02:11:17,420 --> 02:11:20,860
So there's a book that's like an unofficial sequel that was written.

3044
02:11:20,860 --> 02:11:22,060
That actually is pretty cool.

3045
02:11:22,060 --> 02:11:23,340
It is cool.

3046
02:11:23,340 --> 02:11:27,580
Actually I might want you to figure out what that book is.

3047
02:11:27,580 --> 02:11:30,220
Find a way to get it to me.

3048
02:11:30,220 --> 02:11:36,020
I'll try to do my own, but if I can't, I'm going to sort it out to you.

3049
02:11:36,020 --> 02:11:39,340
I just found it when I googled Albert.

3050
02:11:39,340 --> 02:11:42,980
When I did some deep diving on The Stranger.

3051
02:11:42,980 --> 02:11:45,700
It's just in the Wikipedia down at the bottom.

3052
02:11:45,700 --> 02:11:50,240
The guy won some prestigious awards for writing it.

3053
02:11:50,240 --> 02:11:52,260
It was a pretty prolific book.

3054
02:11:52,260 --> 02:11:58,780
Plus, I think he got a lot of hate for it in the Middle Eastern community.

3055
02:11:58,780 --> 02:12:03,700
So I think it's critical of maybe the religion a little bit.

3056
02:12:03,700 --> 02:12:04,700
So cool.

3057
02:12:04,700 --> 02:12:05,700
I like that.

3058
02:12:05,700 --> 02:12:11,620
A group of guys standing up for their friend who got beat by a woman beater and their buddy

3059
02:12:11,620 --> 02:12:12,620
got shot.

3060
02:12:12,620 --> 02:12:13,620
Yeah, dude.

3061
02:12:13,620 --> 02:12:20,220
The Arab dudes are absolutely innocent in The Stranger.

3062
02:12:20,220 --> 02:12:22,340
They're 100% did nothing wrong.

3063
02:12:22,340 --> 02:12:28,340
It's like, oh, you beat my sister half to death and now I want to beat you up for it.

3064
02:12:28,340 --> 02:12:33,140
And then your friend shot my brother.

3065
02:12:33,140 --> 02:12:34,820
Like fuck, dude.

3066
02:12:34,820 --> 02:12:37,540
And then yeah, it's fucked.

3067
02:12:37,540 --> 02:12:42,500
Anyway, this is not Wednesday Night Book Club.

3068
02:12:42,500 --> 02:12:43,500
Watch Wednesday Night Book Club.

3069
02:12:43,500 --> 02:12:44,500
It's actually really good.

3070
02:12:44,500 --> 02:12:47,580
Yeah, go listen to our episode on The Stranger by Albert.

3071
02:12:47,580 --> 02:12:49,140
My week's been pretty uneventful.

3072
02:12:49,140 --> 02:12:51,820
I was just wife spent out of town.

3073
02:12:51,820 --> 02:12:55,780
So put up a pool, did all that fun work around the house stuff.

3074
02:12:55,780 --> 02:13:00,100
And then with wife out of town, I've been watching the shows or stuff we usually watch

3075
02:13:00,100 --> 02:13:01,100
or anything good.

3076
02:13:01,100 --> 02:13:02,460
I'm like, well, I can't watch anything good.

3077
02:13:02,460 --> 02:13:05,180
So I just went on Netflix and start screwing around.

3078
02:13:05,180 --> 02:13:06,180
Right.

3079
02:13:06,180 --> 02:13:09,860
I found this show.

3080
02:13:09,860 --> 02:13:15,300
It might be the worst thing I ever sat through, but I watched like six hours of it.

3081
02:13:15,300 --> 02:13:19,420
And it's called Everybody's in LA and it's a lie.

3082
02:13:19,420 --> 02:13:20,860
It was John Mulaney's show.

3083
02:13:20,860 --> 02:13:22,260
John Mulaney's show.

3084
02:13:22,260 --> 02:13:23,860
Oh my God.

3085
02:13:23,860 --> 02:13:25,340
It's a train wreck.

3086
02:13:25,340 --> 02:13:27,500
It's the biggest train wreck.

3087
02:13:27,500 --> 02:13:31,940
It makes this podcast look like the most professionally done thing you've ever seen.

3088
02:13:31,940 --> 02:13:35,420
Every time you complain about some little noise on the microphone or whatever, I just

3089
02:13:35,420 --> 02:13:40,140
laugh because John Mulaney's getting millions of dollars and you should go just watch one

3090
02:13:40,140 --> 02:13:44,560
episode of this just to see how bad it is.

3091
02:13:44,560 --> 02:13:47,100
It's not poorly done.

3092
02:13:47,100 --> 02:13:52,380
It's literally like we just took a camera and put over there and just recorded.

3093
02:13:52,380 --> 02:13:54,660
It is so bad.

3094
02:13:54,660 --> 02:13:55,660
But it's funny.

3095
02:13:55,660 --> 02:13:59,140
It ends up being funny because it's so bad and because of how we wreck, they try and

3096
02:13:59,140 --> 02:14:00,860
take phone calls and fuck that up.

3097
02:14:00,860 --> 02:14:03,660
They just fuck up shit constantly.

3098
02:14:03,660 --> 02:14:05,760
It's all done completely live.

3099
02:14:05,760 --> 02:14:07,040
So it's John Mulaney.

3100
02:14:07,040 --> 02:14:08,040
So he's quick and he's fun.

3101
02:14:08,040 --> 02:14:09,040
Yeah.

3102
02:14:09,040 --> 02:14:11,860
He's quick on his feet when stuff happens, but kind of deadpan.

3103
02:14:11,860 --> 02:14:13,400
Yeah, which is great.

3104
02:14:13,400 --> 02:14:16,980
So I watched six hours of that.

3105
02:14:16,980 --> 02:14:20,060
Just watching train wreck after train wreck after train wreck.

3106
02:14:20,060 --> 02:14:21,300
Is our podcast better?

3107
02:14:21,300 --> 02:14:23,420
Oh, our podcast is way more professional.

3108
02:14:23,420 --> 02:14:26,780
It's a different way and funnier probably.

3109
02:14:26,780 --> 02:14:32,980
It was just interviewing a few stars and a few random, really random people.

3110
02:14:32,980 --> 02:14:38,500
It was just, it's worth like when nothing else is going on in the background, it's a

3111
02:14:38,500 --> 02:14:41,340
funny, weird thing.

3112
02:14:41,340 --> 02:14:42,340
It's worth watching.

3113
02:14:42,340 --> 02:14:43,340
And then for that reason.

3114
02:14:43,340 --> 02:14:44,340
It's called something in LA?

3115
02:14:44,340 --> 02:14:45,340
It's called everybody's in LA.

3116
02:14:45,340 --> 02:14:46,340
Everybody's in LA.

3117
02:14:46,340 --> 02:14:47,340
And it's just a train wreck.

3118
02:14:47,340 --> 02:14:48,340
It's fun, if that makes sense.

3119
02:14:48,340 --> 02:14:51,340
Actually, I saw an old version of that.

3120
02:14:51,340 --> 02:14:56,820
It was the whitest kids you know.

3121
02:14:56,820 --> 02:15:00,420
Trevor Moore had a show like that where he's like sitting behind a desk and there's all

3122
02:15:00,420 --> 02:15:01,420
this shit going on.

3123
02:15:01,420 --> 02:15:03,220
They have a guy hooked up to a lie detector test.

3124
02:15:03,220 --> 02:15:04,220
They have a thing.

3125
02:15:04,220 --> 02:15:07,060
It's like, all right, we have a problem we have to solve.

3126
02:15:07,060 --> 02:15:09,740
And it is, and he draws the card, racism.

3127
02:15:09,740 --> 02:15:11,780
But first let's watch Timmy eat hot dogs.

3128
02:15:11,780 --> 02:15:13,660
And then they just ask him stupid questions.

3129
02:15:13,660 --> 02:15:15,220
It's very much like that.

3130
02:15:15,220 --> 02:15:19,980
It's speaking of the whitest kids you know, they actually have on Tubi, just the civil

3131
02:15:19,980 --> 02:15:20,980
war on drugs.

3132
02:15:20,980 --> 02:15:24,500
Oh, it's like, I think it's like a 45 minute like thing.

3133
02:15:24,500 --> 02:15:25,500
Yeah.

3134
02:15:25,500 --> 02:15:27,820
Well, it's like 10 minutes at the end of every episode.

3135
02:15:27,820 --> 02:15:28,820
There's like eight episodes.

3136
02:15:28,820 --> 02:15:29,820
Yeah.

3137
02:15:29,820 --> 02:15:30,820
It's all cut together.

3138
02:15:30,820 --> 02:15:31,820
I haven't watched it yet.

3139
02:15:31,820 --> 02:15:32,820
That's awesome.

3140
02:15:32,820 --> 02:15:33,820
Like, yeah, but it's great.

3141
02:15:33,820 --> 02:15:34,820
Yeah.

3142
02:15:34,820 --> 02:15:37,980
When you were talking about that last week, it definitely made me think about it a couple

3143
02:15:37,980 --> 02:15:38,980
weeks ago.

3144
02:15:38,980 --> 02:15:39,980
You can either watch that.

3145
02:15:39,980 --> 02:15:40,980
Or the whole show.

3146
02:15:40,980 --> 02:15:42,260
Or just watch that whole season.

3147
02:15:42,260 --> 02:15:44,820
Because yeah, it wasn't their best season.

3148
02:15:44,820 --> 02:15:47,580
Like the earlier stuff, they were way more blue, way more fucked up.

3149
02:15:47,580 --> 02:15:53,580
I still love the the business, business man sniper sketch where he's like in the office

3150
02:15:53,580 --> 02:15:57,940
and like the guy is like, get down, get down, sniper, sniper across the other building.

3151
02:15:57,940 --> 02:16:01,820
Hey, gentlemen, this, I don't know what kind of tangent bullshit you guys are on right

3152
02:16:01,820 --> 02:16:02,820
now.

3153
02:16:02,820 --> 02:16:05,260
Where you think that you could just derail the conversation.

3154
02:16:05,260 --> 02:16:06,260
He made his wreck.

3155
02:16:06,260 --> 02:16:07,260
That's your wreck.

3156
02:16:07,260 --> 02:16:09,740
No, my wrecks actually tires on Netflix.

3157
02:16:09,740 --> 02:16:11,300
Oh, fuck yeah.

3158
02:16:11,300 --> 02:16:12,300
I watched that too.

3159
02:16:12,300 --> 02:16:13,300
I watched that all in one night.

3160
02:16:13,300 --> 02:16:14,300
The same.

3161
02:16:14,300 --> 02:16:15,300
It's very short.

3162
02:16:15,300 --> 02:16:16,300
There's what, six episodes?

3163
02:16:16,300 --> 02:16:17,300
30 minutes?

3164
02:16:17,300 --> 02:16:18,300
So funny.

3165
02:16:18,300 --> 02:16:19,300
Doesn't try to be more than what it is.

3166
02:16:19,300 --> 02:16:20,300
It's a silly.

3167
02:16:20,300 --> 02:16:23,300
And he's not even the main, main guy.

3168
02:16:23,300 --> 02:16:24,980
He's one of the main guys.

3169
02:16:24,980 --> 02:16:29,060
But it almost feels like the office has like an office vibe to it.

3170
02:16:29,060 --> 02:16:30,660
Except for there's not like a camp.

3171
02:16:30,660 --> 02:16:34,500
It's not obvious camera crew, but it just kind of got that kind of workplace comedy.

3172
02:16:34,500 --> 02:16:36,460
It's like the office for bros.

3173
02:16:36,460 --> 02:16:37,460
Workaholics.

3174
02:16:37,460 --> 02:16:38,460
Workaholics would be a better comparison.

3175
02:16:38,460 --> 02:16:39,460
Workaholics is a good comparison.

3176
02:16:39,460 --> 02:16:40,460
Okay, that's hilarious.

3177
02:16:40,460 --> 02:16:41,460
Yeah.

3178
02:16:41,460 --> 02:16:45,900
So we got some good recommendations out there for you guys.

3179
02:16:45,900 --> 02:16:49,300
We got an interesting movie that we're all going to have to watch next week.

3180
02:16:49,300 --> 02:16:51,780
We're also well past the two hour mark.

3181
02:16:51,780 --> 02:16:55,780
So I think we might want to wrap this up.

3182
02:16:55,780 --> 02:16:58,700
Cut out every time we said airtight.

3183
02:16:58,700 --> 02:17:01,940
That should shave off about 20 minutes.

3184
02:17:01,940 --> 02:17:03,940
I think it's the 45 minutes of Star Wars.

3185
02:17:03,940 --> 02:17:05,860
Yeah, as I said, we need to go on another Star Wars test.

3186
02:17:05,860 --> 02:17:08,220
Maybe clip out the Star Wars, put that on the Patreon.

3187
02:17:08,220 --> 02:17:09,580
Oh, God.

3188
02:17:09,580 --> 02:17:13,060
Episode's going to be 30 minutes long.

3189
02:17:13,060 --> 02:17:14,060
And then it's going to start.

3190
02:17:14,060 --> 02:17:15,060
We're just talking about porn.

3191
02:17:15,060 --> 02:17:16,060
And they're like, why are they just randomly-

3192
02:17:16,060 --> 02:17:19,660
Why do they keep referencing Star Wars and going airtight?

3193
02:17:19,660 --> 02:17:20,660
Going airtight.

3194
02:17:20,660 --> 02:17:31,180
Are they talking about like the airlock on the Star Wars ships?

3195
02:17:31,180 --> 02:17:36,460
No, because explicitly at one point of them, at one point he says, well, yeah, with a dude

3196
02:17:36,460 --> 02:17:39,540
it only takes two guys to fill them up.

3197
02:17:39,540 --> 02:17:43,260
And just when they just when they figure it out and they're like, oh, well now they just

3198
02:17:43,260 --> 02:17:45,940
called Tim McVeigh a hero.

3199
02:17:45,940 --> 02:17:48,460
He did not just say.

3200
02:17:48,460 --> 02:17:49,460
Yeah.

3201
02:17:49,460 --> 02:17:52,900
Well, this was this was fun.

3202
02:17:52,900 --> 02:17:55,260
I hope Kevin Smith listens to this.

3203
02:17:55,260 --> 02:17:56,980
I hope Jason Muse listens to this.

3204
02:17:56,980 --> 02:17:59,060
He's like, I listen to all of Kevin Smith's.

3205
02:17:59,060 --> 02:18:03,860
We probably sound exactly like Jason Muse anyway.

3206
02:18:03,860 --> 02:18:06,860
Yeah.

3207
02:18:06,860 --> 02:18:10,220
Sponsored by.

3208
02:18:10,220 --> 02:18:11,220
Face off.

3209
02:18:11,220 --> 02:18:14,220
We face off.

3210
02:18:14,220 --> 02:18:21,260
This has been with me as always.

3211
02:18:21,260 --> 02:18:22,260
We have.

3212
02:18:22,260 --> 02:18:25,260
Take another hit.

3213
02:18:25,260 --> 02:18:30,060
Yeah, what's it?

3214
02:18:30,060 --> 02:18:34,220
It's it's Michael.

3215
02:18:34,220 --> 02:18:37,460
Well, it'll be like a fun.

3216
02:18:37,460 --> 02:18:39,460
Oh, you know what, Michael?

3217
02:18:39,460 --> 02:18:44,140
Michael, the three of us are going to airtight him to death later.

3218
02:18:44,140 --> 02:18:47,140
Well, he's because Chalios.

3219
02:18:47,140 --> 02:18:49,140
Chalios motherfucker.

3220
02:18:49,140 --> 02:18:58,060
Yeah, you're telling me I want to breathe.

3221
02:18:58,060 --> 02:19:00,740
We have Brennan.

3222
02:19:00,740 --> 02:19:07,980
I don't know.

3223
02:19:07,980 --> 02:19:10,100
That might have been the best one with the coffin.

3224
02:19:10,100 --> 02:19:12,100
It's more accurate with you.

3225
02:19:12,100 --> 02:19:13,100
Yeah.

3226
02:19:13,100 --> 02:19:15,020
And then what is it always?

3227
02:19:15,020 --> 02:19:19,020
It's Austin.

3228
02:19:19,020 --> 02:19:23,460
He prayed three hours to be here today.

3229
02:19:23,460 --> 02:19:28,460
So it's a little bit of a load on the on the wings of an angel.

3230
02:19:28,460 --> 02:19:29,460
Farrell.

3231
02:19:29,460 --> 02:19:30,460
Peace.

3232
02:19:30,460 --> 02:19:31,620
And I've been your host, Andy Rice.

3233
02:19:31,620 --> 02:19:34,540
This has been fried rice podcast.

3234
02:19:34,540 --> 02:19:36,100
We've been fried.

3235
02:19:36,100 --> 02:19:37,100
We've been rice.

3236
02:19:37,100 --> 02:19:38,100
We've been podcast.

3237
02:19:38,100 --> 02:19:54,340
Have a good night, everybody.