Hey guys, and uh, welcome to a special musical episode.
My name is Andy Rice, and it's been nice getting to know you.
We're getting better each week, but it's been a lot to go through.
Sorry.
Welcome to Fried Rice Podcast.
Let's get fried and outlast frozen cons, right?
That's Ryan's silly podcast.
It lasted like two episodes.
I'm on one of them.
Go check it out.
With me as always, here's my friends.
We'll start from the oldest to work our way down.
My name is Chelios.
No wait, it's Michael Larson.
They try to kill me every week.
Poison bulletin arson.
But I'm still here.
Catch me late night.
Johnny Carson.
I'm Brennan.
Da da da da.
Shipley up to Boston.
I bring the infused joints.
We get lost in.
I never agreed to sing.
Here's Austin.
Check me out on Gawker.
Hi, I'm Austin Farrell.
Drove three hours to kill a woman.
And her name was Carol.
Shit.
That was recorded.
Andy's got me over a barrel.
Fuck.
I'm Sean Perry.
I helped Austin kill that woman and she's now in a mortuary.
It's Fried Rice Podcast and we have fun.
Not a lot gets done but we have fun.
We're friends with weed.
We're friends indeed.
We also review movies, I guess.
Yeah this is gonna, Sean just called me a fucking piece of shit and that's how we're
gonna start this up.
So sorry for the technical difficulty.
This is a weird way.
Thanks for coming to our musical episode everybody.
We had some trouble recording a little bit earlier but that's, you know, that's live
theater for you.
I wrote that musical this morning using a rhyming dictionary online and I surprised
everybody when they got here and nobody was happy when I handed them their little lyrics
card but I think you all did a very good job.
So ladies and gentlemen at home give them a nice big applause.
Thank you for not applauding.
Alright yeah so this is the first in Fried Rice Podcast.
We're doing a double feature.
We're doing a musical, both of them, and we're also discussing stuff that wasn't even on
the assigned list because we have extra homework that I assigned.
Yeah that you assigned.
In the private chat.
That was the assigned list.
Find us on Facebook.
You can enter the private chat by just clicking join.
You can see all the fun little memes that we send each other.
The stuff that'll get us canceled if anyone ever found out.
I don't think so.
Maybe one or two things, you read something from the message the other week and I was
like, oh please skip what I put in the parentheses and you did which was great.
Because that would have gotten me fucking fired.
Yeah about clearments yeah.
I had a little extra note that wasn't very good.
Alright everybody so how's, well I guess we've changed the format of the show a little bit.
We do our movies now at the top and we do recreational recommendations after and then
a little bit of just TBD.
But at the very top we always do.
What are we smoking?
Thank you so much Mike.
They say you're old and you lose your memory but you're sharp as a fox I guess.
Considering you just made them watch visual Nickelback.
Okay yeah well there's been some, it's most of the time when people come over for the
podcast they, we keep our opinions to ourselves until we start talking about the movie.
This was not one of those times.
This is one of those times where people walked in angry.
People walked in like ready to fight.
I walked in and I saw, hey guys what's going on?
I see Brennan, fuck you Brennan.
Fuck you Brennan.
I think I got that yeah four times still, three times so far.
Everyone told Brennan to go fuck himself today.
That's what I wanted.
I told him Wednesday at work or Thursday at work.
Yeah get to work and Mike's like hey I want to kill somebody.
What happened?
I don't think you should ever be allowed to watch movies again honestly.
He's taking away your movie watching card.
I once banned Bob from recommending movies.
He quit the podcast after that.
I don't know if that's related or not.
But no one even knows who Bob is because we're going to be locking these episodes soon behind
the first season behind.
Yeah so if you go on Patreon.
Or the Andy Reyes birthday extravaganza.
Oh yeah he was there.
He was a special guest.
He said he called me fat.
He sang a song.
He did sing a song.
I was so fucked up in the middle of him singing.
I was drunk.
I took a hit off the bell ringer, the three 10 gram blunts.
And I just didn't know.
This girl was trying to talk to me saying the bell ringer guy left and gave her this
and to go give it to you or something or make an announcement.
And I'm just high and Bob's over there fucking singing a song.
I'm just like I think I told her to fuck off and leave me alone.
You're like how high am I?
Is this really happening?
When you fuck off lady I don't know what's going on.
All I know is that Andy's on stage opening too many fucking presents.
There's some weird movie playing in the background that nobody's turning off.
We have a group of people in a car just getting high on live stream.
And we can't hear them.
It's like a bunch of people stuck in an airlock and we're like we gotta launch the pod.
I don't know what to do.
It was great.
It was chaos.
Best birthday party ever.
For me it was a great, great time.
Too many Barbies.
I will say that.
I hope that's not a trend for next year if I do another one.
If there's for the next Andy Rice birthday extravaganza I'm thinking I open presents
later.
He needs Ken's.
And we have.
Hey there we go.
Brendan don't you.
I swear to God.
All the Barbies are lined up.
He needs Ken's.
Okay this is I'm starting to make notes on when to edit.
I won't make that mistake again you motherfucker.
Four minutes Ken dolls.
Get Andy Barbies for his birthday.
They need Ken dolls you son of a bitch.
Next year's gonna be it'll be different.
Sean.
Yeah.
You're always here because with me as always.
But you don't really talk very much when you're here because that's the ongoing bit we have.
Oh I drove him here.
He's got a lot to say.
No I meant like when he's in all of our other previous podcasts.
Oh yeah.
He hasn't said anything.
I've only been in yeah one.
Well no you've been here every week.
That's the bit.
I see.
You've been here every week.
And just like every other guest that's ever been on the show.
Because we don't have guests.
We just have co-hosts.
And these about 20 of them.
So far.
But let's what are we smoking Brennan.
What did you bring.
Is that what's in here.
I brought Callie Bud's only fans.
It's got a little anime chick on the front of it.
Pretty good weed.
I got it from THC.
I forgot to bring weed today.
I forgot that was a thing.
I should be a sound guy.
I wasn't expecting you to hold the mic up to me blowing it up.
Honestly Austin looks like a boom operator for a porno.
He fucking does.
Boom operators.
I mean you get really jacked arms doing that.
I've seen I've met a couple boom operators and they just got strong arms.
I did a what's that?
Very strong forearm.
I went to LA film school for like an orientation thing just to kind of see what it was all
about.
Probably one of those like trying to get you to go there.
And it was really cool.
Like one of the coolest.
It's legit as fuck.
But they let us do like a fake production and I got to be the boom guy.
And I held the boom mic up for probably 20 minutes total.
But I was my arms were killing me by the fucking end of it.
I bet you it dipped a few times.
Just like I fucking get it.
Just like the movies.
The bad movie.
I saw a dipped boom mic in a movie recently.
Like a movie.
Like a legit one.
I forgot what it was.
Like an A movie?
No, no, no.
Was it like older?
Like on Netflix or something?
Because I was watching Seinfeld on Netflix and there's an episode where George's girlfriend
is topless and they're at the beach house and there's a moment where she turns around.
But because the show is formatted differently on Netflix you see her tits just like a little
bit like right when she's walking out.
Like they're straight Seinfeld tits.
That's pretty cool.
Like nipple.
Yeah, it'd be very brief because she's like walking out of frame.
But it's like way more than you would ever see because like on the TV the way it was
formatted before you would have just seen her like turn and she's out of frame.
But you see her like a little second longer.
Michael, that's for you buddy.
What's for me?
He found you an obscure titty on Netflix.
Oh yeah.
You're like a truffle pig but for titties.
Are you like the dudes from Knocked Up where you like I need to know the minute that a
tit shows up in any movie.
I actually marked both appearances of tits in this movie.
Oh yeah.
Because that was the only good thing about it.
Nice.
Are you counting?
The first pair of tits were animated at three minutes and one hour and ten minutes there's
more tits and the rest is shit.
Single mother was the other tit.
Yep.
The other tits.
That's her credit on IMDB is single mother.
And the only reason I know that now is because I looked at the IMDB and I saw that someone
was cast as single mother as I was finishing the movie and she literally her lines of is
her line is I'm a single mother and I like surgery or something as she shows her titty
so I was like oh single mother played by this chick.
This is always a great ongoing bit where you guys both say Michael about the tits and then
you know the minutes that they happen in the movie and I didn't even realize there were
any.
Yeah and I've also.
I couldn't get over the blood.
I've also been one of the people.
You're older we know you love them so we just got to remind you.
I think I've rewarded I've given awards to movies in the past for tape for worst use
of nudity and best use of nudity right.
This isn't an award winner or even even a nominee but Mike the reason we bring it up
to you is because no one in the history of man has ever uttered the words that titty
hiding bitch before you watched sleepwalk kill a B movie about nothing a B movie that
someone made in their backyard and because one lady who came out topless but then decided
to cover herself up for modesty sake pissed you off more than anything else about that
terrible movie because it was the only thing in that movie worth watching.
Well that's you're not wrong in that situation.
Did he write a poem about it was that part of his review was a poem about titty hiding
the no Bob was our poet our poet laureate.
He could have wrote the music before.
Man that would have been great.
Bob shit I wish you were here man.
I wish you listened to these.
Speak louder so Bob could hear you.
I miss Bob if you're a new listener to the show Bob was an old an old just I mean he's
probably dead I haven't heard from him in a couple months and he you know he's knocking
on that door.
I'm not dead I'm saying I'm dead.
Is that yours?
That's how he sounds in my head.
It's funny because everyone has a different Bob Ryan does a good Bob Burt is good but
yeah.
I'm Bob I'm Bob Polarski I'm the star of I'm the star of mannequin on the move that's
mannequin the sequel.
I cannot believe you put himself in that.
Oh my god if you go on wikipedia.com and look at mannequin on the move Bob Polarski Robert
Polarski stars as Bob.
He's not in that fucking movie.
That's great.
He just he found out ten years ago he could fucking add himself to wikipedia's and he just
went fucking ham and started adding himself to movies and this is the one that hasn't
caught on.
I can't wait till he gets his first royalty check.
I love it.
Don't they when they make a when Netflix inevitably makes a reboot or a TV show spinoff of like
an eight episode limited series of mannequin.
Now that I've said it that sounds not too bad right.
Like think about it romantic comedy mannequin comes to life you get eight episodes to get
to know her backstory of when she was a Victorian queen or princess and then you get to know
because she got cursed.
I don't know if you're familiar with the movie mannequin Sean but it's a mannequin that gets
I think she was a bit like a Victorian princess or some nobility.
She was well off in those times.
Great word choice.
What?
Great word choice.
Yeah.
She became cursed to be a mannequin which I would assume at the time would freak a lot
of people out more than like anything.
Just seeing a plastic woman but somehow she makes it all the way the hundreds of years
to some JCPenney in 1980 something and a guy falls for her in mannequin form I think.
I haven't seen it in a while and then she comes to life and they fuck apparently.
Now see you know we don't have to go down the mannequin.
They're gonna make a Netflix adaption.
They're gonna put Bob in it.
Yeah.
And he's gonna get more sag than he already has.
Okay well what are we smoking?
We're smoking OnlyFans.
We're smoking some shit I got it.
Jars whatever.
It's their $50 half ounce.
I mean what do you expect?
That's what I get too.
24% is what they say.
It was on auto trim looks not great.
Looks bad.
Looks leafy.
So I mean like yeah this four out of ten Jars.
It's getting me sort of stoned.
Like it's enough that I can keep packing bowls and that fixes the oral fixation I have.
The need to suck on a bong every fucking 20 minutes you know.
But yeah anyway that's the what are we smoking.
Cube music.
Should have done that before.
I don't but Austin?
Any sound effects we can make for what are we smoking?
Just like every bong hits and coughing.
That's it.
Bong hits and coughing.
And maybe like what are we smoking?
Yep that's it.
You should definitely cue that.
Cut that up.
Alrighty 13.
That should be at the beginning and end of every what are we smoking section.
13.30.
So it starts with what are we smoking and then it ends with what were we smoking.
Alright well give us a good one.
Give us a full blown one.
What are we smoking?
What were we smoking?
Give me a better what were we smoking.
I can't do it better than that.
My voice sucks.
I scream a lot.
Yeah take a hit of the bong and then give us a pop.
Oh is it mine?
Alright.
Well there needs to be music too.
Not just me going what are we.
I feel like the way you're singing.
Yeah listen Austin there's a good chance I'm going to take all of this and I'm going to
just make another really banging techno song.
It needs to be like Power Rangers theme.
That's exactly what I was thinking.
It is exactly Power Rangers theme dude.
What are we smoking?
Instead of like the flute.
Instead of the flute somebody just pulls out a bong and it's just like.
And then it's just the fucking bong song.
What are we smoking?
Oh you need a slapstick segment for.
Oh hey say slapstick a few times.
We already have that.
I want you to say slapstick.
It's basically slapstick.
Oh boy.
Oh yeah.
You know what.
That was a slapstick way of saying it.
I'm going to find a way to use that in the future.
I'll figure it out.
I mean my favorite of all time is this sound bite.
It's not going to pick up on our mics.
Once you get a sound board with buttons that you can attribute.
I wish I would play this all the time.
This movie made me miss making that.
Mike's famous quote of all time.
Whenever Mike gives a W we play the slapstick sound.
It's basically slapstick.
Thank you.
Well that's what we're doing right now.
I mean we out here just watching.
Are we talking about the movie now?
Because I've got some thoughts still.
Why are you still smoking?
The audience will know when it's over because they'll know what we're smoking.
That's how it ends.
I've got to make a buffer on each end.
Well this is the musical episode.
So this is great.
If you were listening.
Making it live.
Trust me guys our next musical episode will be even better than this bullshit.
Yeah so fuck it.
It's a musical episode.
It's a double feature.
Let's talk about the movies.
Can I recast this movie?
Well okay first off we're going to have to very quickly come up with this movie.
This movie.
Because let's talk about one at a time.
We'll start with the longer of the two.
This is the meat of the episode.
This fucking movie.
Well then maybe we should start with Dr. Horrible.
No no no no.
We're going to talk about Repo the Genetic Opera.
2008 it's an hour and 38 minutes long and it stars maybe two or three people you might
recognize.
Well it's got Paris Hilton.
It's got Paul Cervino from Sopranos.
It's got Anthony Head or Anthony Stewart Head as I've always known him.
I didn't know why he got rid of the Stewart from Buffy.
And Alex Pena Vega or Alex Vega at the time and she is from Spy Kids.
So that's basically the cast you'll recognize unless you're some weird freak when it comes
to musicals and you follow Terrence Zudnick's career and have seen Hallelujah the Devil's
Carnival or um.
Which is also on Tubi.
It is.
Oh wait holy shit.
He was in Roughneck Starship Troopers?
He did the art for that?
Well this guy got a brand new line of respect for me honestly.
Because Roughneck Starship Trooper Chronicles is a dope ass TV show from back in the day.
Did we talk about this at work or did we talk about this on the podcast?
I think that was work.
What does a story board artist actually do?
Well I think they make the story.
So they have that paper that has all the different boxes and then what they'll do is they'll
draw one image to convey what that scene is.
So like they don't need to draw.
For instance having Terminator having one of the robots come in and stomp on a human
skull.
That's probably like three story board panels.
Probably like the one that shows like the skull getting crushed would be like the skull
and then the crush and then like just one of him.
And then they would know exactly how to pair it up when they're filming.
That's why I was wondering in this movie the only part of this movie I liked was the story
boards that they used in the movie itself as exposition.
I wonder if he did those.
That's what I was wondering about.
Like the comic book cut scene.
Yeah the comic book cut scene where they did the cut scenes to give the backstory with
the panels.
Yeah oh it says illustrator comic book underneath it.
So he did.
That was him.
Just to I mean if you go to his credits this is one of the actors slash singers slash directors
of this movie.
He's known for art department.
That pops up before acting before anything.
So he's a decent artist.
In fact one of these I looked at was weird looking.
It was called the Tudor painting is still life with Terrence Zudnik and he invited people
to what did it say.
It says like grab your cut grab your cockroaches come over and he was like a weird.
Yeah I don't know.
Anyway that's the rabbit hole IMBB takes you on if you let it.
Okay I don't think anyone's ever said grab your cockroach before.
Yeah yeah he's weird.
So anyway from the producers of Saw.
Yeah from the director of Saw 2 3 4 Spiral and change the director to Tim Burton because
this already looks like Tim Burton on meth kind of art style.
And Amy Lee to play Amber Sweet and Avril Lavigne to play the other chick.
Dad Phil Hartman.
Owner Geneco keep him keep him the same and then the rest of his all his shitty kids just
like random members from like old 80s bands like Motley Crue and shit.
Do you want to recast this as a so as a Tim Burton movie not a musical.
I thought you were supposed to do black recast when you recast.
Whoa whoa.
This completely compromised podcast.
That's completely compromised.
They go listen to their but honestly I'm going to tell him tell them I'm going to make them
watch this fucking movie because it'll make me feel good and then have them black cast
it.
It's such a shame that they use such a cool premise on this.
It seems like a really cool sci fi right.
Yeah like the premise of this movie could be so cool and then they did this you know
and I will say this about the movie real quick is like I you know like writing jokes like
doing stand up and sometimes I get down on myself for writing like some bad jokes but
then now I'll just remember that somebody wrote this fucking movie and I will feel so
much better about myself you know and that's that's that.
So if you if you like the premise but you don't want a musical version you can watch
the Jude Law Forest Whitaker movie Repo Men which came out a couple years later which
is an identical plot and then the near future where artificial organs are put out they harvest
them.
So it's genetic opera book good.
Yeah.
Exactly.
It's a much better movie.
I'm going to watch this.
Good.
Repo Men is actually good.
I've heard of this movie I didn't know that's what it was about.
There's a nice picture of Jude Law.
So you know it's legit.
He's a handsome guy.
He's got good profile.
And he's not dressed like a Nazi a Nazi zodiac killer like in the other movie.
Which movie was that?
Repo genetic opera the the Repo Man he looks like kind of Nazi ish like also zodiac killer
mask on top of him.
You mean his outfit like his outfit gives off a little SS vibe.
Little SS and a little zodiac killer.
This whole movie was like this is the kind of movie that Edward Sitterhans would watch
and consider porn.
You know what I'm saying.
Like like.
I felt like.
Okay.
What do we add to this movie?
How about transparent paper?
Oh my God.
Thank you for saying that.
I'm glad that you had two pieces of paper on that clear clipboard so that he could read
that nice and clear.
I'm sure that it's like it's like the transparent paper that you use for the projectors at school.
You know the old projectors.
It's literally just that you didn't like try putting two of those together and reading
anything.
Yeah.
That's okay.
So if you didn't watch this at home but it's basically in the future artificial organs
have extended people's lives to the point that was a medical necessity.
Then it got to the point where people started doing surgery for fun for addictive reasons
for fashion statements for a whole bunch of weird shit.
And on the side is what's it called.
What's the drug called?
Zytrate.
Zytrate comes in a little small.
That was probably my favorite song by the way.
The Brave Robbers song.
Oh really.
You didn't like that one?
It's not my favorite.
I like the night surgeon one.
When he's becoming like becoming the repo man.
Oh when he's dressing with those two dudes that are tied up or whatever.
With the sons they're dressing him like when he's getting ready to go kill Mac.
Like when they're kind of convincing him to go kill her.
My favorite song was the end credits song.
I like the mommy is dead song.
The one where the first song that the dad is singing right after the you know the email
spongebob song where she's singing.
She's like inside or whatever.
And he's reacting to the birth and he has that obvious baby mannequin he pulls out of
her and is like shaking it like I love you.
Yeah see when he was oh my god when the dad was being the repo man he like took out the
dude's heart and then started using him as a puppeteer.
I was like dude Jeff Benham's career went downhill.
That's crazy.
And the company's name was great.
Geneco.
I can't believe that company doesn't actually exist.
What a great name for an evil corporation.
I wouldn't think it was evil.
I would buy from Geneco.
Geneco existed right now and said hey we'll replace your kidneys or your fucking liver
or whatever.
And you know it's just let's say fifty dollars a month.
You miss a payment though they're going to come get it in the most violent way possible.
I'd still do it.
Would you guys not?
Because here's the thing.
I feel like if you look at how long Geneco's been around and how successful they've been
most people who signed up got to live basically without the threat of repo men because it
talks about how it got legalized that repo men were now allowed to legally take organs
from people.
Like that wasn't something that existed prior.
So when you first signed up it was an honest exchange of like yeah I'll buy this from you.
And then yeah I'm sure a lot of people were just at that point like anything else like
I'm just going to stop paying whatever what are they going to do.
No but there's also the TiWu version of that where you can pay twenty five dollars a month.
For what?
That's the subplot to this movie is that you can go you don't have to go to the Geneco
you can go to this other guy.
That's kind of the subplot of this movie.
Which other guy?
The gray rubber.
Oh no that's for the drug xytrate.
Yes.
But that's not the same as extending your life is it?
Not for the organ.
No yeah it's to help with all the surgeries you're getting essentially.
It's all with the painkiller.
No but it's just a painkiller.
Right.
See this is the confusion why there needs to be one at least one talking scene to get
some plot points across when they're fucking singing it.
Oh my god.
He literally has to sing to remind his daughter that she has blood disease.
Yeah yeah.
And then this guy is like and then the Geneco guys like meet me at your mother's grave like
not any not a coffee shop not no just where your mom's fucking buried meet me there.
And also dude I'm so frustrated that it's 2056 and this poor girl has to wear a wig
from 1976.
She looks like Cher trying to be like a Native American girl like I don't understand why
but then the old guy you know I guess it makes sense.
The old guy is rich and he has like a perfect fitting George Washington fucking wig that
just like has the little hairs and everything.
I'm like I'm so upset.
I like the of all the kids I like the dude that has the face on his face the leather
face.
Oh yeah Corey Taylor.
From the psychosocial video.
Yeah dude he looked awesome.
Like we're okay.
So set design and costume design.
Where are we at there because I feel like okay you did mention that he did look a little
SS and I didn't think about that at the time.
You know what that reminds me of is that Kanye interview on who's the turn the frog gay guy?
Alex Jones.
Alex Jones and Kanye where Kanye had to be the voice of reason.
Kanye literally was like man Hitler's awesome and then Alex Jones was like well I mean we
can all agree that like you said the uniforms look great.
Those Hugo Boss uniforms are real good.
I mean I gotta ask you about those boots.
You're talking about style.
I mean look at those fucking boots.
Yeah they're real great but I mean we all agree that you know Hitler was a bad guy.
You know he wasn't really a good dude and then Kanye's like no man no I love Hitler.
You guys dope.
You know you said some pretty fucked up shit when you got to be like well I don't think
Hitler's a bad guy just so you know.
But yeah so yeah the uniform did look cool in the movie.
Like it looked cool on him.
I would be terrified if I was someone who had something they needed to get repo'd.
Like if there was this organization called the Repo Men that weren't these two lovable
two law enforcement that we still have on the screen which found a delightful still
these two laughing holding giant guns which I can't wait to watch this.
We should tag along triple feature.
This should have been the double feature.
The double feature is repo and repo.
You're absolutely right.
Come to more podcasts.
We need your insight.
Set design.
When Shila's having her little rebel moment against her dad before he bitch smacks her
she's like having this little punk rock musical and then there's just like a wall opens up
in the corner and there's some grown man playing guitar.
I feel like Shila who's this guy.
You're 17 who is this fucking guy.
He's very skinny I think he's on heroin.
He's using that Zydre isn't he.
Yeah I love that.
There were a lot of comedic moments like I would be lying if I didn't laugh say I'd laughed
out loud at this movie so many times.
I mean catch the guitar player was Joan Jett.
I didn't know what Joan Jett looked like.
Is that a man?
Isn't that um.
That's Barracuda.
I'm sorry Joan Jett.
I thought you were a man.
I've seen Joan Jett in concert.
They or she in heart.
It's Joan Jett in heart.
In the black hearts there it is.
They played either before or after.
Jesus what's that.
The Violent Femmes.
Yeah it was them and Joan of the Black Hearts.
It was it was cool.
It's cool.
The coolest concert I went to was when I was 10.
I got to see the rock and roll.
I got to see Doobie Brothers, Journey and Kid Rock.
I had like a Harley thing.
Journey is I mean.
It was cool.
You had to have the whole stadium singing Don't Stop Believing.
It was great.
I mean it was like a it was like a Harley anniversary thing and it was at the Speedway
in Pomona and yeah.
Little kid just seeing all these bikers there.
What year?
2000 maybe.
I went to Warped Tour at that same place 2011.
Warped Tour is dope.
I was definitely young to be there but it was it was fun.
2011.
It might have cleared up by then.
Sean what's your best concert?
My best concert?
I went to a Front Bottoms concert.
That was a good time.
Front Bottoms?
Yeah that's the name of the band.
The Front Bottoms.
You got to be so cool and say something no one's ever heard of.
I got floor tickets to see Lincoln Park when I was 10 years old.
There we go.
That's what I wanted to hear.
Is it Lincoln Park or a Weezer?
Weezer would be cool.
Yeah Lincoln Park.
That sucks.
I'm sorry you did that.
But like Weezer that would be really cool.
Here's one especially for you Andy.
Willie Nelson.
That'd be cool.
It was great.
He says especially for me because I don't like country music.
I see.
I don't like country music either but I mean like I like older country music like Johnny
Cash and Outlaw.
That's what I said.
Johnny Cash a couple of his songs.
Yeah.
A couple maybe a couple things from Willie Nelson.
Maybe that some Highwaymen songs.
Hank Williams some of his stuff.
Litter Skinner.
Litter Skinner I wouldn't say is country.
Well I'm including it to just make it so that I'm a little more culture than I actually
am.
Litter Skinner.
I like six things.
Southern Rock.
No that's fine dude.
Southern Rock.
Yeah.
Actually Southern Rock is a really good description for it.
I should use that.
Outlaw Country.
That's exactly what it is.
Outlaw Country is more Hank Williams I'd say.
But I was at a I mean I had to I worked with someone who played country music all day once
on purpose because I never played country music and they love it.
But I just while sitting there at work I had a tally I wrote down Dog America Wife Truck
and I just started ticking off anytime I heard reference to any of that and there wasn't
a single fucking song that went through there that it was like America is great.
It's me my dog and my wife.
I used to have a truck but it died overseas in the war.
You heard Bo Burnham's Country Song right?
No.
No?
Oh my goodness.
After this we need to give it a little listen and I think you'd really enjoy it.
It's exactly what you just did.
I love the idea of you coming up with these games for yourself.
First it was like you in the guard shack with the flies and then now it's Country Song Bingo.
I love it dude.
I used to when I got detention a lot when I was in fifth grade, sixth grade, high school.
In school.
I got a lot of detention and school suspension.
I did too.
I got detention at work the other day.
I got ISS.
We're going to circle back to that.
ISS is the best.
ISS is in school suspension.
The trick to that by the way is telling me of a book report because they're like what
are you working on?
You're like a book report and then you can just pull out a novel and just enjoy yourself
a nice day and fall further behind in your homework and just repeat the cycle of what's
going wrong in your life.
I got through so many books in probably junior year.
Didn't graduate but.
Did you get to leave school earlier too?
No.
You didn't?
I thought we had to go to school an hour earlier but we got out an hour earlier.
No, no.
It was for me it was full day but our lunch was like we got lunch and then we ate it inside
the ISS prison or whatever they had.
Then we got to go pick up trash from lunch.
So it was like a little trash picking thing.
It was great.
We got to go outside, get some exercise, get some sun.
Everyone else is in class learning.
Just being fucking stupid.
What kind of school did you go to?
I went to a nice one.
I went to the school that the kid got kidnapped from in Alpha Dog.
Did they make you wear orange jerseys?
No way.
I love that movie so much.
The park that he got kidnapped from, Kahula or whatever park.
Like Oceanside area?
No.
Claremont.
I went to Claremont High School.
Got you but that movie takes place in San Diego, Claremont.
No not that Claremont.
Claremont with an A-R-E not A-I-R.
Up in Inland Empire.
Yeah, I know there's two.
Yeah but that's the one that takes place.
I know some of the guys that I know a guy who knew one of the dudes that was part of
the dudes that killed him.
He knows like, did you kill him?
I don't think I was alive enough though.
He's trying to pawn it off on me.
Yeah.
With that musical writing.
With that musical.
His name was Carol.
Did you kill a 15 year old kid and bury him on top of a mountain dude?
Are you Justin Timberlake in that movie?
Let's edit this out.
For Andy Timberlake.
Anyway.
Yeah.
But this movie's bad.
I don't look I disagree.
I think the songs hit pretty good.
Made Andy confess murder.
Yeah.
I killed the kid from Alphadoc.
That's what this movie did when I went to work on Thursday.
I wanted to kill someone.
I watched it before work and I thought well all this did is make me want to rip one of
our customers hearts out.
I'm almost positive a little part of me died inside when I watched it.
Twist ending.
It felt like I was like I was a kid again.
Made me feel like a kid again.
And my mom took me to the nail salon and made me sit in the waiting room watching whatever
they had on the TV there.
It reminded me of like kind of you know when I'm sitting on the toilet and I have a hemorrhoid
and I just keep wiping and keep wiping and I just burn an hour and 37 minutes or so.
Well you're doing hemorrhoids wrong.
You don't just wipe at it.
You get a cream and you just put it up in there and hope for the best.
But you got to get that poop out.
You can't leave it in there.
Oh I forgot you don't use bidet.
You wipe like a.
Shitting and murder.
You have a bidet.
A lot of words come to mind.
Soap opera, porno, music video, suicide.
So it's based on.
We're really going to ship Brennan out to Boston.
We're really going to do that.
It's based on a short.
Don't worry we'll only watch a musical every four weeks.
Well then they did a short movie also that had Michael Roker as Repo Man.
This dude was Repo Man.
Yondu?
Yeah Yondu and then it had who else was the other notable one.
Oh yeah Nina Dobrev who you might recognize.
Teenage Xydra addict.
She was the chick.
She's been in some things.
You don't even get a name you're just a musical tweaker.
I recognize her from stuff.
The blob.
I think she was the main chick from the blob.
Oh and yeah that's it.
That's what I'm.
She's a pig.
She's pig from Saw.
She's the pig killer.
Spoilers.
Sorry guys.
This one's 2023.
Well that's Saw X though but I think the reveal came five six movies ago.
I've never seen any Saw movies.
You haven't seen any of them?
No it's just like torture porn.
I like horror movies but I like horror movies that have some realism in them.
Not that that couldn't happen I guess.
I've always felt that the Saw movies are one of the more realistic feeling horror movies.
I always thought it was Fast and Furious for Juggalos.
It's just too much torture porn.
It's just too much nothing but torture.
I guess I'm just not into that.
Look it's one of those movies that you go you watch and it's a lot of oh god and you're
like not looking you feel uncomfortable but you still want to see if they get out.
I see the appeal 100%.
Yeah my appeal is always trying to figure out if I could get out.
The Saw movies are one of the only horrors I actually like because I like trying to figure
out well wait a minute.
That's the main appeal.
That's easy to get out of.
Yeah because the idea of a psychological horror great I like that idea but that particular
movie I couldn't get into I guess.
Well that's the way I felt about this one.
This movie.
No one should like this.
This movie is so.
Okay.
It's just listen 30 minutes in and I'm like this is pretty good.
I like the first 15 minutes and the comic panels come on I'm like oh I'm going to like
this.
The comic panels are great and they get rid of all the exposition.
They do it a couple times in the movie where they don't have to give you all the back story
because they just give it to you in a couple of comic panels.
It's a pretty cool way to do it.
And about 23 minutes in I've seen my second comic panel and then it goes right back to
a bunch of blood being thrown all over the place.
It just became too much at a certain point.
This movie had it had half the violence might have been a good movie.
That was contradicting.
That was crazy.
You like saw but you think this has too much violence.
Yes.
This movie's too much blood I guess is a better way to put it.
Saw is not that bloody.
Saw is not gore.
There's a difference in blood and gore.
This movie's gore.
Saw is pretty gore Mike.
There's a bear trap that opens their head from the jaws.
But there's 10 minutes leading up to that of them trying to get out of it.
Can they get out of it?
There's all this plot and exposition.
I'm just saying this is too full throttle.
And this is just full throttle.
We're just oh well here's the scene.
Let's rip a heart out.
Wait it's been three minutes.
Let's rip another heart out.
Wait it's been two minutes.
Let's rip another heart out.
Wait it's been a minute and a half.
Let's turn them upside down and cut their throat.
He's doing his job.
Speaking of which.
Yeah you're going to take that guy's side now right?
Hold on.
First off.
I agree with Andy.
I think I'm on the front.
I agree with Andy.
First off I'm not just going to take his side.
I mean if he's legally allowed to repo then there's nothing wrong with what he's doing
whatsoever.
I mean that's this society which is not America by the way.
Did you see how the cityscape was built?
Did you see how everything looked all sort of like it was.
I mean it was the future.
Being in Soviet Russia?
No I don't think it's.
I don't think countries exist at this point.
I think it's like.
I think countries are going to be owned by companies at some point.
I think they already are.
Yeah pretty much.
I think Disney, McDonald's and like one of the cell phone tower companies are going to
conglomerate and they're going to open and they're going to run America at some point.
You think they're going to change the names of the countries to where they like stadiums
you know what I mean?
It's like you're going to be like instead of United States of America it would be like
sponsored by McDonald's United States of America.
I'm loving it.
And everyone's just fucking weeping and their hands are over their hearts and they're taking
their hats off.
They're fucking.
And they're just.
And then but then somebody else comes in and does the Popeye's jingle.
They're like we don't want no black fucking anthem.
We don't want no fucking black anthem.
We want that fucking I'm loving it.
Like the map is literally just going to say McDonald's with a little like T like the symbol
you know what I mean?
Like the only thing that's going to say on the fucking map like instead of America.
It's just a little copyright little symbol on the top.
You know you found racism when you see those golden eyes.
Established 2056 whatever.
Yeah.
Over one billion killed in our fucking war of supremacy.
So that's basically what the future is going to be.
So I if this is where we're at if it's just yeah you got some dudes dressed in all leather
where you know where to just honestly I wish I had thought of wearing a repo costume during
COVID like that would have been the ultimate like statement.
You know like when you had to cover your mouth like it looks there's a lot of masks in this
movie if you saw that was most that was probably the most realistic future part that they got
was that like we already now see people wear masks even though it's not COVID anymore.
People just decided hey why not like not get sick if you're going to go out and they do
it all the time in Asia and no one bats a fucking eye if you're wearing a mask out there.
So like we're just kind of catching up to it.
Do you remember SARS when that came when that was a scare back in like early 2000s when
that was a scare they didn't give us any protection whatsoever anything.
It was almost a pandemic almost another COVID or almost a COVID but nothing happened right.
But when our school had a like a fire something like a forest fire nearby issue there was
a ton of ash raining down on this they gave us like COVID masks and we all real rode on
them.
I think I'm thinking about something about SARS but it doesn't matter what are we talking
about.
I'm so sorry.
Hey Paris Hilton she plays the chick that gets that claws her eyes out right?
No that's no that's a.
Going to space.
That's actually a singer that's I looked that up.
The chick who plays blind mag is Sarah Brightman and Sarah Brightman is like she has not done
a lot of acting it's all just her in concerts her songs music videos and then like a couple
of things that she's done that like it's all just her music videos and then like one or
two things including repo.
So what a weird thing to to be like the one thing that you like one of the few acting
things you've done right.
But her music videos I haven't watched.
She clawed her eyes out and got impaled on a fence.
Yeah that was dope.
No Paris Hilton played the daughter who.
Well she didn't play the daughter.
Paris Hilton yeah she didn't play the daughter.
That was Amber Amber Sweets.
Shaila is the daughter.
Amber Sweets was Paris Hilton.
Go dance go down.
It's right there Paris Hilton.
The Jean Coe.
That's the Jean Coe guy's daughter.
That doesn't make any sense.
That's what I meant Jean Coe's daughter.
She cuts her face off at the end and then her brother wears it.
Her brother buys it in the auction.
Blind mag the blind one is just a singer chick.
Paris Hilton this is Paris Hilton's daughter.
No I say but that's what I'm confused about because there was a scene when that rat I
remember that scene yeah when they sewed Paris Hilton's face on her.
I remember that but I'm talking about there was a scene where the daughter what I thought
was the daughter was remember that scene where the guy the skinny brother like stabs that
dude and he's like fucking stab like rat piss in the middle of one of his songs.
I can't remember that.
Yeah he gets pissed about something he stabs a guy.
And Paris Hilton's character like at some point comes and runs like runs away like runs
into the middle of the fucking what they were talking about.
Oh I remember Paris Hilton coming like because when he was doing his like Zitrake comes and
he's like it's the grave robbing scene.
No no no no no no not that different guy I'm sorry.
It was when the brother was singing and he has the I think it was blind mag behind him.
All I'm saying is I could have sworn Paris Hilton's character and Amber Sweets character
were two different people at one point and Amber Sweets character had Paris Hilton's
face whatever whatever character that was sewed onto her face.
That's why I was that's why.
I see what you're saying.
I think it was her the entire time.
I think just different makeup.
I think in the lore too it's that she gets way too many surgeries or something.
Right because her face changes like four times throughout the movie that Amber Sweets character.
So yeah I understand.
OK so you're saying I get what you're saying.
So when we first meet Amber Sweets in the graveyard when she's coming with her little
henchmen goons right her little crew then that OK.
I wish I could properly explain the scene I was talking about because like I just remember
the scene where I saw Paris Hilton when she's like wearing a little hat like she almost
looked like real Paris Hilton kind of and then they almost killed her at one point and
then it wasn't I don't know.
I don't remember.
I got confused because it was during this.
Yes during this scene it was like it was a point where they were walking.
Yeah go back to that.
Go back to when they were all standing around like a circle before the thing before she's
singing before the introduction.
Right right here.
She's going to pop up here.
So yes that oh that's Paris Hilton right there.
Yeah and that's where I was confused and this is where I was I was not under the impression
that this was a sweet at that moment.
OK.
That's why I'm that's why I was confused because I was like I thought that was a different
character.
Sorry everybody.
Thank you for getting that off the screen.
But yeah thank you.
OK.
Yeah I mean it's going to that tangent.
I was all right.
I wasn't trying to like.
It's over the top.
The story is is convoluted.
It's all over the fucking place.
We don't need to break down P by P. Go watch it if you're into it.
Does it does it.
How does it rank to Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I've never seen that.
Because my mind is blown.
You guys know I've seen Rocky Horror probably 20 times several times in theaters with groups.
Did you dress up when you went in theater.
I did not but I went to some of the night showings.
What year.
2010 2000.
But I was the first one.
Oh Rocky Horror came out.
That's why I'm confused.
I thought it was just one movie.
No no but the thing is Rocky Horror came out like the 70s or whatever.
But they at theaters will play midnight showings of Rocky Horror Picture Show and then people
show up full costume.
And then what they do is it's full sing along.
They have people go up in front of the screen and dance around and do musical numbers while
the while the movie's playing.
And this is when I went to Dallas there was a theater that has a stage up in front and
they literally go up and do the entire movie in front on the stage while the screen moving
play.
And the thing is it was cool to go watch.
It's not just one like Dallas does it.
LA does it.
New York probably has it.
Chicago.
It's like all across the country.
Maybe even other countries.
It's just a thing.
People still this is when you talk about a cult classic.
That's the definition of it where it didn't I don't think it went too hot in the theaters.
Now it was not successful.
Afterwards it's probably one of the most sustained movies of fan base.
That's that's other than probably like Star Wars.
The Star Wars is like probably the biggest fan base of a much larger fan base.
But it's but probably not as intense.
Well look you're the first person I've ever met that given a fuck about it.
That's crazy.
Have you have you ever seen us like those old when the prequel movies were coming out
those people standing in line for Star Wars movies versus like dressing up literally one
of the characters is just in tighty whities.
That's his whole costume.
So there's always going to be two or three Rockies.
That's his character's name walking around at one of these things where they're just
buff dudes or not.
They're just wearing it.
It's actually considered at this point and really even back in the 90s it was considered
performance art at that point.
You're really going to see you're not going to see the movie at that point.
You're going to see everything around the movie.
You're going to see the performance art of all these fans going up and actually performing
the movie in front on a stage with the movie behind them.
It's very I'll tell you this for free ladies and gentlemen.
This is excited you and you want to go watch a live production slash movie Rocky Horror
and you go there and they ask if it is anyone's first time.
Just know that if you say yes you're going to be introduced to that world in a very very
public way.
So just keep that in mind.
I don't want to give it away for but just know that unless you have friends that are
dicks that'll rat you out because they will if they've been there your friends are just
the only reason they're bringing you is so that when they ask is there anyone who hasn't
been to one of these before they're going to point at you and they're going to be like
this motherfucker hasn't and then you can hate them for the rest of your life for what
comes next.
But okay I say it doesn't rank up.
I don't think it hits.
Well I've never been a fan actually never been a big fan of Rocky Horror picture.
It sounds terrible but I've seen this movie a few times and on this most recent viewing
I don't know if it dropped down in my book a little bit.
Some of the things didn't hit the same way it did when I was a little bit younger because
I think I rented this from Blockbuster and that was one of those random what the fuck
is this is that Giles from Buffy and then I watch him like oh shit he can sing and I
yeah it's bloody it's over the top it's something.
Back then you thought you were getting away with something kind of you know what I mean
like yeah now it's like I felt like with a little less gore it could have succeeded as
a modern Rocky Horror but it had so much gore that it was never going to become that kind
of a performance piece.
The only interesting thing about this I did think I thank God that I watched on Tubi for
the ads.
I needed a break.
Those ads were great on this thing just to give me a three minute break from the gore.
I'm actually going to do an ad break right now from your review just to say because we're
about to spark this up.
We didn't cover this in the What Are We Smoking?
It's leafers.
Now if you remember we did a leafers in the past.
It's the strongest joint we've ever done on the show.
It's just mind fucking good and I really liked it.
That was an indica one last time.
I went with sativa this time just so we could function.
It's a one grammer live resin diamond infused joint.
It's a mix of honey hiker and ghost train haze.
Fucking sounds awesome to me.
That sounds like a mixture of a really weird way to die like honestly.
This movie is both good and stupid in lots of ways.
The ads were better than the movie.
Little more violence than any.
It could have been rocky horror had it been done better.
It's a movie I guess.
I don't know.
I don't even know how I'm going to rate it honestly because it's so off putting in a
lot of ways.
But yet there is good music in it.
The first 30 minutes of this I was getting into.
But it needs to be at least 30 minutes shorter.
It does get a little long.
Are we doing ratings right now?
No, no.
We are.
Because we got another movie to talk about.
Well sort of.
Half a movie.
All right.
Well I'm probably the least controversial rating here.
And I hate being the last one because I always feel like then I get too much power.
You're the last rating?
I didn't get to rate it.
No, we haven't even started.
I'm not going to be the last one this time.
I'm actually going to start it.
We're going to end with you.
So I, you know what?
It's fine.
It's a fine movie.
It's enjoyable.
If you're a musical fan there's going to be something in here that you're going to enjoy.
If you're a gothic fan of that sort of genre of you know cinema.
You like over the top gore.
You're a fan of horror.
I mean this is it's not horror.
You know there's nothing scary in it but it has horrific themes which are kind of cool.
I like the set pieces and stuff.
So I don't know.
Not necessarily my thing typically but I kind of like it.
I'm going to give it a C.
Okay.
What's the lowest grade we can get on?
I'm so sorry.
I did this last time.
I should have done it this time.
Our rating system until we get a better one season four look out.
It's going to be we go from B to F. So we get rid of A. We get rid of A and instead
we add a W for waste of time.
So B plus is our highest.
W is our absolute safe break glass in case of emergency score.
We're a real stinker of a movie.
I think that the best way to watch this movie would probably be to turn the volume down.
Turn the TV off and probably just go outside.
That might be the best way to enjoy this movie I think.
However, if you're going to watch it go in it you know ready to laugh because there are
truly honestly some very comedic moments in this movie.
I laughed very hard.
I had honestly a pretty half decent time watching it with my girlfriend.
I will admit that just because it was so fun to make fun of.
But okay you know what?
Only because of that sentence right there it got out of me.
I was going to give it a W. But because I had a good time laughing at it with my girlfriend
I'm going to give it the one above W.
F minus.
Okay.
F minus.
F minus from Sean.
So when I discovered the movie when it first came out my sister was in theater and I had
to go to the mall for books.
So this kind of felt like a refreshing change of pace for me for musicals after seeing a
bunch of children's plays.
Refreshing.
That's an interesting.
It was very refreshing.
Watching it now as an adult it's definitely changed a lot.
It's definitely over the top.
But I still love the songs.
I still think the songs are bangers.
I think the main Anthony head I think he does an amazing job of kind of portraying the change
in tone of his singing between dad and Reep him.
I think that's fair to say.
I think the dad did do a good job.
Yeah I feel like if you enjoy musicals this is a good, it's a decent musical.
I think the music is good.
It rocks.
It's kind of just constantly tapping your foot.
Just kind of tapping your foot.
Just kind of trying, once you know the songs you're singing along, I was at least.
I remember.
The best part is like transforming.
So I mean, you know, but saying that I know it's not for everyone.
It's a little over the top.
I will give it a C.
Okay.
Two C's, one F minus.
You're an honorable man.
So the good in this movie, Paul Sorvino was great.
Paul Sorvino was really great.
Paris Hilton did a much better job than I would have thought.
She was surprisingly good.
And turns out when I went to research it, it turns out this movie would have never got
made without her.
They ran out of money and she went and did like appearances and stuff and donated all
the money so they could finish this movie.
That's just a cool thing.
And I thought I didn't like her already.
And the music's good.
The music's good.
I'll give it that.
The music's good.
Everything else about this movie is horrendous.
There's too much violence for no reason.
Oh, the artwork's good in the cartoon panels.
This might have been a much better animated movie.
This would have been a really good animated movie.
I'm going to say D minus.
I just want to point out that Sean, after you said Paris Hilton helped fund this movie,
Sean says I already had a reason to hate Paris Hilton.
I already didn't like her.
Already didn't like Paris Hilton.
I kind of feel like she should be murdered now, but that's all right.
That was fucking great.
All right, Austin.
Right now we're sitting at realistically a D.
Yeah, W. Here's why.
Fuck.
Not one single talking scene at all.
To break up the music a little bit.
You've got blood disease.
All that.
The Tim Burton on meth cinematography.
Not enough tits.
One good pair will not cut it.
I'm trying to find one little thing that I liked other than the tits.
It was laughable.
It was just fucking laughable.
They squandered such a cool, and I'm not even talking about repo men, just having a movie
like this about a repo guy who dresses kind of like a zodiac Nazi and he takes people's
organs.
That would be such a cool like Sucker Punch-esque, absurd, but also kind of action thing.
They made it a musical with no talking.
I just W'd it.
Sucker Punch is an interesting movie to bring up right now because what a controversial
movie in the way that opinions.
I hear a lot of people say they fucking hate Sucker Punch.
To me, when that movie came out, one of the coolest fucking movies ever.
Doing a Snyder cut of it, I think.
Are they?
I've never seen it.
It's just a girl's orphanage that they go into.
I don't even know.
Let's just say they go at some point they fight samurais with miniguns.
Is that a musical also or no?
What?
Oh, okay.
Emily Brownie does sing some of the songs on there.
She does cover Sweet Dreams.
I'm a huge Emily Brownie fan.
Emily Brownie, get me up.
Tenacity is a better musical than this.
I don't know why.
There's definitely lots of better musicals in this.
This is just one.
It hits me for nostalgia.
I'm glad to know that you didn't go into this being like this is the best musical I've ever
seen.
This is a masterpiece.
Actually, a little upset it's not on Broadway, to be honest.
No, okay.
Saying that, this would be better on a live stage.
I think that if they had somehow... No, no, no.
I want over the top score.
The movie ended on a live stage.
How did they put a stage on the stage with an audience on the stage?
On an audience on the stage and a stage on the stage and then they build a play within
that play.
Then at the end, it's one of those double mirror things.
It's a guy wearing a shirt of a picture of him wearing a shirt with a picture of him
in that mirror thing going on forever.
I feel like this is a Black Mirror episode.
It's just like it starts with the guys doing a podcast about a shitty movie and the guy
has to live the movie because he gave it a W and the movie heard it.
There's so many other things I would have rather done with the hour and a half that
I spent watching that movie, but I'm glad I did it at the same time.
You know what?
I guess this makes it an F. I feel like an F and a W.
The Cs outweigh two Cs.
So we got a big C. Well, we can't.
It is a breaking glass in case of emergency situation letter to only be used with the
utmost.
I mostly give Bs and Cs and occasional Ds sometimes.
The slipstream, I think, was my last W. You did say this is the slipstream musical.
Yeah, and he meant it.
I would rather watch slipstream again.
Fine.
I guess this gets an F. Repo, man.
Repo Genetic Opera.
I am personally going to repo a good rating from this movie.
That's what I'm doing.
Did this movie make you miss Man Thing?
It made me miss slipstream.
This movie made me miss slipstream.
All right.
Moving on to the next movie, because this was a double feature.
It's the middle of the show.
I wrote a secret musical that I could let you guys know.
But I, Andy Rice, want to kill Michael Larson.
I don't care how it gets done.
I'll probably hit him with my car, son.
I just need to end his life.
You can hand me anything, bullets, poison, or a knife.
I just need him unalive, no longer walking on this earth.
I wish I had a time machine to stop his mom from giving birth.
Ever since he came up with that stupid nickname, my life has not been the same.
I can't get any sleep unless I think of Michael Larson, bodies in a heap.
I basically have one goal, and it's to push Michael Larson in a fucking hole.
I called Anthony from Looney Tunes.
I asked them if I could find Anvil to drop on his head.
They told me that was just a cartoon, sir.
I said I don't care.
I just want Michael Larson dead.
Celios, Celios, Celios, Celios, Celios, Celios, Celios, Celios.
Alright, just like I hope the way everybody watched this in the order would have been
Repo Man and then Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog to wash out the gore because that's the
way it was designed.
Oh, the best chaser.
The best chaser.
Now, Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog, 2008 by Joss Whedon.
This is a 42 minute short film, a short three part series that Joss Whedon released for
free on YouTube.
It was so good when I watched it.
I looked it up online.
I found out that there was a DVD for sale for like 15 bucks and the DVD had commentary,
a musical, which is an entirely separate musical that you listen to while watching Dr. Horrible's
Sing-A-Long Blog, which is reason enough to buy it.
It's also very good.
I don't remember any of the songs from that one.
There's a couple good ones, but I remember shooting this day or something.
Yeah.
Boom, Mike.
So Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog, this is what a classic fucking, this is such a great
little musical, just a tiny little thing you can watch in one sitting, no problem.
It's just delightful.
There's nothing gory about it.
You can watch it with your kids in the room.
It's just, he says the word penis at one point, but that's probably the worst thing that happens.
Neil Patrick Harris plays Dr. Horrible.
He's a mad scientist, evil villain.
He's trying to make it into the evil league of evil.
He was led by a dark horse, the thoroughbred of sin with a death winnie.
His arch nemesis is Captain Hammer.
And I may be the only one that thinks this, but I think Captain Hammer might be the best
character of all time.
Well, I don't disagree at all that he's amazing.
He looks at Neil Patrick in the face and basically says, I'm going to cuck you.
I'm going to bang you tonight.
That's one of the best lines is where he's just like, show her the hammer.
And he goes, the hammer's my penis.
It's just so good.
The songs on here are so good that there's at least three or four of them that I have
on playlists on my YouTube music where I hope that they pop on.
Some of them, his voice, he's so good.
I think he has a background in a lot of the type of Broadway and stuff, doesn't he?
I think he won the Tony or something, didn't he?
I'm sure he has.
He hosted the Tonys, too.
That's what I'm thinking of.
But he might have also won.
He might have been like, hey, we'll stop giving you so many Tonys if you just host, please.
He made the movie.
I don't know if he's an EGOT or if he's close to EGOTing.
You know, Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony.
He's been in some good movies.
Gone Girl.
He played that could have been like a best supporting actor role.
Did he win anything for Doogie Howser?
I don't know.
But Doogie Howser, if you watch the first episode, it opens with Doogie in the shower.
He's just showering and his best friend crawls through the window to his room, walks into
the bathroom, opens the curtain.
Doogie's like, what the?
And then he just goes, what's up, dog?
And he just stands there naked as his buddy's going, hey, Doogie, what's up, man?
How's the hospital life?
And I thought it was funny as hell.
Very interesting.
Very cool.
What was the Big Bang Theory character guy?
Like what was his superpower again?
His water power or something?
He's all sweaty when he walks in.
Yeah.
Sorry.
It took me a second to think that none of the characters on Big Bang Theory.
I did a right now.
I did a list of who has superpowers and then I'm like, no, you're talking about Howard
from Big Bang Theory is in this as moist boy or moist man or whatever.
His power is he's always moist.
He's always wet.
He can make things wet.
I thought he made me moist.
He gets wet really good.
I like it's just.
I don't know.
Keeping away from your girl, dude.
Exactly.
You know what though?
I will just.
There were a lot of double entendres.
I would just.
This is so many.
One of the best written things ever.
A lot of jokes.
This is, I would say, a perfect thing to show people if you want to get them to start watching
Buffy the Vampire Slayer because the guy who did this did that and he did it also Nathan
Fillion and Felicia Day are make appearances in that.
And his writing is across the board, every Buffy episode, every angel episode, all seven
seasons of one and all five seasons of the other is that strong.
It's he keep.
He won a lot of Emmys for Buffy because it's that good.
He won so many Emmys for Buffy that people kept going like, well, it's just because the
writing is so good.
You know, so he just he wrote an episode with no dialogue and it won an Emmy and it's fucking
awesome.
The demons come in and get rid of everyone's voice and then everyone has to like to you
know, they can't communicate.
So they just but then they have to find out how to kill this demon.
So they still have to work together.
Fucking awesome.
And then he did a musical, which I recommended for the show.
I don't know if anyone watched it.
I was I've OK, Mike did.
I've seen it a thousand times.
I also have songs from that on my playlist.
Just come at me, bro.
I don't care.
I like musical songs.
Fuck you.
Joss Whedon writes good music.
I have a fact about Buffy, this guy was telling a story about how he lived somewhere where
tornadoes happen all the time.
His whole family knew there was a tornado coming and they all go down to their cellar
and the dad says, fuck that.
I'm watching Buffy.
There's a new episode of Buffy and a tree fell down on the on the on the top of the
cellar door and they were trapped in there.
And the only way they could have gotten out was if their dad was watching, was not in
there with them.
I get it.
He saved a family's life.
I fucking get it.
I think the only time I physically assaulted my sister was because she tried to get in
between me and a premiere of a Buffy season.
You're a big Buffy guy.
Yeah.
It's very interesting because in my household, see, I'd never seen Buffy until this is the
only episode I've ever seen of Buffy other than walking by while my wife watches every
episode.
My wife has the DVDs of Buffy.
You are so fucking lucky.
I am not.
Because those have special features.
Yeah, I don't know.
You have to learn to follow those actually.
But I have not seen them other than walking by them as my wife watched them.
Every year she just watched them over and over.
She's like you.
She watched them over and over again.
But I had no idea that Buffy was as much of a universe as it is.
Well, yeah, okay.
If we did a Buffy episode, we could really get into it.
No, we could and you could.
I will say this.
Buffy ends at season seven and Angel ends at season five.
They both kind of end on some cliffhanger-ish things.
Not so much Buffy as much as Angel, but then Joss Whedon realized that that wasn't enough
and people wanted more and he couldn't do a full budget for more show.
So there's so many legit canonical comic books that take like they're now on like season
12 of like Buffy, which is they're doing it like seasons.
So it's like each comic feels like an episode of the show.
It's like really well done.
And yes, I am a Buffy guy.
I'm big into Buffy.
No shame in it.
One of the best written shows of all time.
One of the best acted shows.
Now I understand why you like this.
Yeah, this is how I got introduced to it when I was just like, oh, Joss Whedon released
a musical with Neil Patrick Harris.
Fuck yeah, dude.
What'd you say?
What was the last little thing?
I'm just laughing at like...
I heard a little snide there.
Yeah, yeah, I laughed.
I want to write down this 110 snide remark from fucking...
I just said the remark.
I can tell why you like that.
That's why you like this is that you're a Buffy guy.
That makes sense now.
The Buffy Buffy.
Oh, okay.
I am a Buffy.
Yeah, if you would like shows like that, it makes sense that you would enjoy this.
Anyway, go watch Buffy.
Are you planning on watching Buffy after seeing that episode?
He's just hoarding the DVDs because you owe him 100 bucks.
We don't have to get into that.
That's a totally unrelated story that has not been on the pod.
I don't owe him 100 bucks.
My mother said he owed me 100 bucks.
Yeah, that's weird.
It's weird that there's no backstory to that.
We're not going to get into it.
Let's just get that home.
Sign up to Patreon.
We'll have a whole blog about why I owe my 100 bucks.
Trust me, the backstory does not make him look good.
All right.
I wanted the audience to decide who's in the wrong here.
It's the question of the week.
That's the question of the week.
Am I the asshole?
Anyway, so Dr. Horrible, Neil Patrick Harris, aspiring supervillain.
He's punny.
He's funny.
He has a freeze ray that stops time, which I love.
Not a ice beam.
That's all Johnny Snow, which is such a good line because Johnny Snow's like, why didn't
you meet me at the park?
It's like, first off, you're not my nemesis.
That's Captain Hammer.
Secondly, there's kids at the park.
Come on.
His gun does end up killing people.
A person.
Spoilers?
Well, I guess, if you haven't seen it.
I like when he goes to steal the wonder enium or whatever that he needs for the freeze ray
and he goes and he sees the van and he just does this weird toss and there's like this
weird CGI of the thing like curling through the air.
Those are my only two notes.
Big Bang Theory guy, weird toss effect.
So the weird toss effect, I don't know, if you really want to buy into the universe that
they built for this, I guess.
I didn't have a problem with it.
I just noticed it.
Dr. Horrible, his inventions work sort of.
Like his, the transmutation ray that brings it's like, where's those gold bars that you
got and it's all like just goo?
I love that.
He's hilarious.
Neil Patrick Harris, he's the only reason this movie was watchable for me personally.
Like straight up.
And that's just because I'm not a musical guy.
That's nothing against anything.
And like, there's a lot of jokes.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
But also I think that it really is kind of a similar thing as the last movie, honestly.
I like the premise.
Like the premise is really funny.
You know what I mean?
It just needed, I just, I can't stand it.
Yeah, it's just the music.
But like I thought-
The main part of it.
Yeah, exactly.
But we're here.
I wanted to watch it for you guys.
But I mean, Neil Patrick Harris is great.
Like he's insane.
He's so good at what he does.
But the world they built, they built it that way.
Like you're talking about the world building in it.
It was built like a blog.
It's called the Sing Along Blog.
So it's three distinct blog entries and you feel that through it.
And so it's kind of low budget on purpose.
Like the transition you were talking about.
They do that stuff on purpose in it.
The stuff's plasticky.
It looks like some dude was making his own blog, his own video blog.
And that's how they wanted it to look.
I don't know what the budget on this thing was.
I don't think it was big.
But um-
Brendan?
Filmed in six days.
So not super, how much can you spend in six days?
That's my new way to introduce people that are Brendan.
Brendan?
Sean?
Would you like to say something?
Brendan?
Brendan's like, W, repo's better.
That's his clear man's repo.
What are your thoughts?
Have you seen this before?
I didn't finish it.
No.
Fucking Christ, dude.
He's like, this is a good repo.
He's just staying quiet, hoping he doesn't call on him.
No, he need a rewatch of repo.
Yeah, no.
Well, I decided to watch this after repo.
It was a little late and I was pretty high.
And I fell asleep during this one.
You know, it was good.
I think you need to put a cut together of him saying for every movie he fell asleep during
it.
We'll do a super cut.
That's how I'll introduce it in the future.
I like the ending of the movie a lot.
I will say that.
I liked the writing and how it ended.
I thought I loved it.
Well, Brendan, since you watched repo twice and then you saw this good one and you're
like, snore.
Yeah, I paused every time at repo for notes and things like that.
But yeah, this one, like I was laying down watching it in bed and got comfy.
And yeah, I made it to like when they were in the laundry, like doing laundry together,
talking and she went to the date.
She had went on a date with Captain Hammer.
She went on a date with Captain Hammer and like they were talking about the date and
he was stabbing himself with the sport.
And like that's about where.
Well, he finished so when he when Captain Hammer walks out with her from the laundry
of that, he after his failed, his failed shit that he did, I forgot what he failed at, but
Dark Horse, Bad Horse sends him a letter and it's just like, if you don't kill somebody,
we're not going to let you in.
We're probably going to fuck you up.
And so he he goes, well, shit.
He was kind of worried about that.
But then Captain Hammer shows up and takes her out right in front of him, comes back
and says, I'm going to fuck your chick.
Basically, that's my penis.
And then that's when Neil Patrick Harris walks out with one of the best songs.
And it's just he knows he's about to kill fucking Captain.
And he looked at me when he's like, one of the best songs.
And I didn't mean to.
That's like that was a thought.
I felt when Austin was reading repo, he was like, I hate it.
I want to murder somebody.
That was one of the that's a great song.
It's the it's the I guess the I want song.
If you're going musical terms, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I want song is I want to I want to fucking kill Captain Hammer.
So he he adjusts his stun ray into a death ray, shows up to an event, uses his freeze
ray.
It stops time on just the target that he points it out, which is a great freeze ray.
It's exactly what it is.
It's exactly what it does.
It's exactly what it says.
He's not wrong.
He built a freeze ray and it's it's it stops time.
And he has his death ray and he's about to kill Captain Hammer.
The freeze ray malfunctions.
Captain Hammer picks his gun up.
He walks up after punching him and he goes, all right, let's see how well this works.
And then he goes, no way.
And then he shoots it.
The gun explodes.
Pieces of metal fly off across.
You see it like hit some walls or whatever.
And it blows back.
Captain Hammer is now vulnerable and feels pain and he's a little bitch and runs off,
which I thought was very funny.
And then it cuts to then it cuts over to Penny.
Is that her name, Penny?
Yeah.
And she has a piece of that metal stuck in her and she dies.
So Dr. Horrible successfully kills somebody, which is what Bad Horse wants.
And so he gets everything he wants.
And that song at the end where he's like, I have everything I ever wanted right at my
feet and like, what was it worth or whatever?
It's like that's so deep and moving and powerful.
And you can only tell it through song.
It'd be wasted on dialogue.
I knew you were going to lose it at that.
Had to be told through song.
And this is what I'll say about Dr. Horrible.
And then he gets everything he wants.
And you see him walking through a bar looking all fucking badass, doing like a fist bump
to moist boy and then walking into the evil League of Eagle.
And you see Bad Horse and all the other fucking villains and he's in a new red, bad ass costume.
He's in a real genetic opera fucking outfit.
Yeah.
Now that now that I think about it, holy shit, he's in an all red doctor's outfit with the
goggles.
It's like as close as you can get to two.
But yeah.
But then, but then, but then at the end it's like throwing him a party and then it's very,
do you want to tell the last one, the very last scene?
Yeah.
I mean, it's just basically like, cause I, you know, he thinks he's all hyped, like showing
him all hyped, but then it just cuts to him at the blog, clearly distraught because it's
girl dead, dude, which you didn't care about.
I saw it.
He told you, you didn't give a shit.
You were like, yeah, it's no spy kid girl.
Yeah.
Not enough blood.
Listen, the difference in these two is I felt like I was in the movie A Clockwork Orange
while I was watching repo.
I felt like somebody was there, had my eyes pinned open.
You have to watch this.
It's an assignment.
But, but, but then thank goodness the next day, because I might've killed somebody the
next day, but then the next day, thank goodness I got to, to watch Dr. Horbles and thank you
for introducing me to that cause I'm really glad I got to see it and I'll probably watch
it again.
It's funny you mentioned A Clockwork Orange cause I'm actually reading that right now.
Is that going to be a Wednesday Night Book Club?
It'll be a rec.
Okay, a rec.
Oh yeah, cause we got rec stuff coming up.
Yeah, Dr. Horrible is one of the delightful little 45 minutes, 42 minutes of your life
that you won't want back.
It's well spent.
It's a well spent 42.
If you like musicals, that's the way to go.
Sorry for ruining it.
We gave away the big emotional gut punch of it, but you knew we were going to review it
and we're fucking stoned.
There's no rules.
We smoked the leafers.
This is mixed with honey.
What was it?
Honey hiker?
Whatever a fucking honey hiker is.
I have a lot of good ideas for musical episodes, but I'm just not going to, I'm not going
to put them out there in the universe.
So then Mike and I watched Buffy Once More With Feeling, which we sort of talked about,
but that is, some of the music in that is stronger than Dr. Horrible, I would say.
Like even better songs, but it's season five, I think.
So you earn it, go out there and earn it.
Watch all five seasons to get there.
Actually, what I strongly suggest with Buffy is watch the movie that came out before the
show and then go watch season two.
And then if you like the show after a couple of seasons, you go back and watch season one
if you really want to get some nostalgia, bad Buffy.
Because season one's not that, why are we back to Buffy?
I also watch.
You can watch Stand Alone.
It can be Stand Alone though.
I watched it with, I've never seen Buffy and it's great.
It doesn't matter.
Well, it does cover a lot of-
There's a lot of stuff in it.
It probably spoils a lot, but who cares?
It's a 20 year old show.
Wait, hold on.
If you have any intention of enjoying the show, don't watch the musical episode first.
It's season five.
It's a good, okay.
I don't know why.
It's okay.
I also watched Psych, the musical, which is a two-parter.
It's two episodes.
That's what that means.
And it's amazing.
The songs aren't as strong as I would say the other ones we've watched today.
But if you like Psych, which is also a cozy murder mystery show, if you like that kind
of thing.
I don't know if you're into a not gory, but like a Monk, it's on the same channel as Monk,
a little bit of Murder, She Wrote, but updated.
It's a modern USA network.
You have a very daytime television taste.
I do.
I like that.
My go-to is usually something cozy.
But I'll watch and enjoy something like a Repo Genetic Opera for what it is.
But then you give me some movie like Fucking Terrifier.
A buddy of mine texted me.
He's like, I just watched Terrifier.
It's not as bad as you guys made it out to me.
I was like, interesting.
I might have to rewatch it.
Maybe it's a...
You go ahead.
It's like Napoleon Dynamite, where I watched Napoleon Dynamite the first time and I was
like, this is not for me.
And then someone's like, you got to watch it twice, man.
I was like, that's never, not a thing.
I've never heard that before.
I watched it a second time and I'm like, Beau for Pedro, bro, all day long.
I'm a dynamite.
I hate it.
I was too young.
Enough of the good ones.
I got a question.
Why?
There's two, these other two you made me watch.
Yeah.
What were they?
Scrubs.
I didn't watch them.
My musical, season six.
And Smiley Face with Glass is what you put in here.
So I had to search for it.
I don't know what that was supposed to mean, but there's nothing Smiley Face with Glass
is about that show.
I don't remember putting a Smiley Face with Glass.
Anyway, it's a...
That wasn't me.
Is AI taking over?
Scrubs, my musical, I don't know.
It's the text you put in.
Okay.
Anyway, it was very bad, but just bad in the way that that genre of TV, that timeframe
of TV was bad in general.
You're just saying you're shitting on Scrubs in general.
In general, yeah.
But then the other one you made me watch, which was basically just porn.
I can't let you sit here and talk shit about Scrubs.
Scrubs is amazing.
Again, Living with My Grandparents, very limited TV.
Scrubs came on, you were stoked.
And I can't believe you guys never mentioned the musical episode of It's Always Sunny.
Oh, that's right.
Well, there's a lot of musicals.
The best musical of all time.
Dayman.
Champion of the night.
Man.
Champion of the sun.
You're a master of karate and friendship for everyone.
Dayman.
Very nice.
Got to pay the troll toll to get into the boys' hole.
Yes, sir.
All right.
Scrubs.
Wait, you know what though?
Okay, just look at the clip I put up about how bad it was.
What you should have said is, I don't want no Scrubs.
Scrubs is a show that don't get no love from me.
There you go.
Anyway, I haven't seen the other episodes.
It's a musical episode.
It may have good episodes.
It's a song breaking a lot.
It may have good episodes.
The one that was chosen was not a good episode.
That was the point.
Okay.
But then, that's not even the bad one.
That was your first introduction to Scrubs?
Yeah, I hadn't seen it.
Oh, you need to get that Scrubs.
Yeah, yeah, no, no.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm just saying the episode was not good.
That's a funny little...
Oh, yeah, he plays...
There's a bunch of famous people for sure.
Dr. Cox.
Well, they're famous because of Scrubs.
Perry Cox.
The Janitor is the best.
But then, for some reason, I don't know if this is your childhood.
Did something happen to you?
Xena?
All right, I did.
Look, I Googled musical episodes.
I saw Xena had a musical episode.
I thought that'd be fun.
Did you see the clip I put up?
No, but I watched the first five minutes, 10 minutes.
And then, you had to stop, right?
Because it was just straight up porn.
What were we watching?
What was that?
I would never stop anything because it became straight up porn, Michael.
I will follow anything to the end of story line.
I don't care where it takes me through.
It's not about the journey.
It's about completing something on my list of autism.
I remember he's so long to watch porn.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
The note taking alone.
What sucks is what do you do with the next 14 minutes?
It's like you just sit there, shamed.
You're like, God, I hope that this family stays together after all of this fucking,
you know, fucking, I guess.
And I just like, you know, it's going to damage them.
So you are describing the plot to Xena.
It was it's it's I will say even the even previously on Xena was a lot of fucking just
half naked chicks betraying each other.
It started heavy.
It was like previously on Xena, the two best friends you think of them as like the blonde
chick and Xena.
They're always together.
The blonde chicks like kills Xena's son and Xena's like, you killed my fucking son.
And she's like, yeah, I did.
She's like, well, fuck you.
I don't want to be.
It's them walking away from each other like, oh, fuck, this is a strong way to jump into
a musical episode.
I do.
I'm not the fairy in the forest or whatever.
I'll have to look at it.
That's the scene I clipped out.
Yeah, she's Xena's standing there with her legs apart.
Oh, and then she comes up behind her and threw her legs.
It's so homoerotic.
It's so bad with it being homoerotic.
No, it's just it's just that.
This show being a regular like afternoon television show for children just blows my mind.
Just the 20 minutes I may watch today.
And I'm like, this was ever on regular television.
Do you think it was more or less?
I guess scandalous than Hercules, the twin show.
I don't know.
I just know that I think this could be on TV today.
I don't think they could put Xena on TV right now.
I think they know on cable.
Yes.
I mean, on regular broadcast television.
You think Disney Channel would see?
No.
Wait, I think maybe on their plus.
I don't know.
I just I got so bored.
I started Googling.
Is there a porn musical?
And there is one.
It's just it's a gay one.
Let's watch it.
Dude, if we started, I'm going to have to finish it to the end of the plot line.
Oh, there is there's sort of one pornography, the musical 2003.
Hey, this in this hard hitting documentary musical contributors from the porn industry
sing about their lives and work.
Oh, my God.
Every day.
Oh, do you really?
I forgot I needed to make a friend and real quick.
First movie.
He has a hard copy of repo.
That's insane, dude.
I mean, it has to be recorded.
I can't believe it.
I should have brought it.
It has a DVD copy of the movie, which if you guys are listening, Anthony Stewart, head
of Buffy fame, I'm so sorry.
I love you so much from Buffy.
But don't be mad at me.
And if you own a hard copy of repo, fuck you.
Are we going to grade Dr. Horrible's?
We are.
I give it the strongest grade we have.
I give it a B plus.
I think it's as good as it gets.
Nothing wrong with it.
It's perfect.
Austin?
B plus as well.
Perfect.
I enjoyed it very much.
Only for budget reasons and stuff like that, I'm going to go straight B, not B plus.
But other than that, it's great.
I also will only I'll give it a B because I just don't like musicals.
I think I'm biased.
All right.
Well, I'll take a biased B. Brendan?
I'm not going to grade excited fish.
It's good what I saw.
Would you say B plus?
I didn't finish it.
What you saw, would you say B plus?
I would say a B from what I saw.
All right.
Well, then you don't count.
No, no, it's a B plus because there's two B pluses.
Wait, what did he give repo?
Even you, even you're like, it's good.
I like this movie.
Well, I felt like it would be a good conversation piece.
He did it for the lols.
Yes.
Everyone's just shitting on you.
You usually say that about like a bowl or something.
I'm fine with it.
I'll take it.
That's fair.
It's like, well, it's like, well, what do you like better being electrocuted or not
compared to repo?
I feel like I have your nuts and advice or sit on your couch and enjoy a movie like everyone's
got to contribute a really bad movie at least once.
Yeah, I everyone's made mistakes.
Who are we going to have our own razzies at the end of this?
Some people make mistakes before they even join the fucking podcast.
They message, they text somebody, message me and said, hey, you should do slipstream
as a movie.
I saw it on Tubi.
It's up there.
I was like, yeah.
And then I went through the reins of getting onto this podcast as a regular and then recommended
it.
And it was the worst.
One of the worst ones we've ever watched.
It was all despite Mike too.
Speaking of Mike, he's like, what, just a fan recommended a movie?
Oh yeah, I'll show you motherfucker.
Did you old bitch?
Speaking of Mike, we've, we've switched how we do our movie rotation.
We're in a rotation now.
And so Mike, it's Mike's turn.
Last, this pre poaching egg apple was, was a Brennan.
Now it's Mike.
I'll be next week.
I feel like I'm always going to get stuck having to be the palate cleanser guy.
It's going to follow Brennan.
It's either going to be a hockey movie or it's so violent.
I have to open my eyes open.
Be careful that you might come back with something crazy.
I might go kids movies.
You putting in a palate cleanser is like hit or miss.
You end up hating the movie yourself.
Sometimes final cut Robin Williams, fucking suicide and reading people's memories and
I should do more research.
Girl getting assaulted.
Like it's yes, I should do more research on ones I haven't seen, but I thought Robin Williams,
how bad could it be?
Hey, hey, I'm Robin Williams.
Oh, it looks like you've been molested.
Hey, oh, hey, hey.
That's like, no, wasn't that?
No, but this week I'm sticking with kind of a, a gory theme a little bit though, just
to just because it got me in the mood a little bit.
And because one of my favorite movies of all time happens to be on Tubi, which is, I think,
I know Andy's going to like it.
I don't know about everybody else.
The movie is red state.
Oh, interest.
That was one of the ones I was debating on recommending too.
So never heard of it.
Gee, gee, gee, golly, thanks, you know, for not.
So now we get the best of both.
I said, I told you it needs to be a bad movie first.
I will say just as a head.
Not that bad, Brendan.
Not that bad.
Every other pick I have won't seem as bad now.
A bit of a, a bit of a teaser.
Start with a low bar.
Yeah, that's, good job, Brendan.
You started pretty low, according to these people.
I still love it.
The songs are in my head.
I'm so sorry.
You didn't finish Doctor Horrible.
Yeah, I passed out.
But yeah, red state directed by Pevin Smith.
And it is not a comedy.
Yeah, it's great.
It's a definite dark drama movie that he made that is awesome.
Like, I'm sorry, I'm giving away a little bit of a hand.
Can we, can we, can you pull it up?
Can we pull it up?
Well, there's one of his like talks that he talks about the whole writing process.
Yeah, okay, well I will say, all right, so this is-
I feel like you should watch that too, but I don't remember which one that is.
Shit, this is a, this is also sort of a double assignment because it's not only red state.
You also then have to watch the hour and a half long conversation he has afterwards.
Because it's not too fat for 40, it's before that.
Red state, 2011.
You don't need a- well, fuck it, just go watch it.
It's going to be great.
Three horny teenagers, can't believe their luck when they meet a woman online who says
she wants to hook up with all three of them.
But the promise of sex isn't what they think.
So it's awesome.
I love it.
I can't wait to watch this.
Good choice.
I'll find something cool for us to watch.
Maybe another musical.
Maybe we should just go straight back into it.
You guys think I wouldn't do it, but I think I absolutely fucking could.
But I don't know, we'll see.
I have a week to think about it.
Also we'll post gay porn on all the social medias if you do that.
And I'll have to fucking watch every storyline all the way through.
I don't care if it's Plumber showing up to some little beta dude's house that can't get
the plumbing done himself.
That would be like a strong gay porn plot, right?
You're like, that is no way to treat your dad, young lady.
What?
Yeah.
It's like, hey, step bro.
It's like you're stuck.
What are you doing?
Step ladder.
Man, I just watched those and I'm like, I think my mom never do anything anymore.
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I love this guy.
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We're not ending.
Yeah, I know we're not ending.
All right, everybody.
You remember the classic banger techno thing that I threw at you last week?
Well, here it is again.
Cue music for recreational recommendations.
All right, guys, this is where we just, I guess we're recommending things that we've
been watching, you know, without spoiling stuff.
So it's not a full blown breakdown, but just what have we been getting into?
Anything you've binge, anything you've watched or read?
It's been interesting.
I finished the Stephen King short story collection.
I don't know if I talked about that last week.
Maybe I mentioned it.
I was reading it, but I finished it.
And I'd say out of the 10 stories there are, maybe one doesn't hit that good.
Like, it's just like a whatever.
Like a throwaway.
And one of the, okay, so actually one I'm glad I brought this up is so Psych the Musical.
Okay.
You don't have to watch it.
It's fine.
But it's a murder mystery show.
And it opens with this old man, oldish man sitting on a bench.
Okay.
And a guy walks up and sits on the bench next to him and he goes, Hey, I need to talk to
you.
Like whatever.
And he's like, I've been over there, you know, staring at you every day from my window.
It's like, isn't that an institution?
Yeah.
I burned down a place.
Someone died.
He's like, why are you telling me this?
This is like a murder confession.
He's like, I need to tell you so that you'd understand why I'm doing this next part.
And then it like cuts away.
And now they're trying to find like, find them, you know, for the murder of this dude
or what they think is a murder.
Right?
I'm like, that's interesting.
That's cool.
Then now Stephen King's new book comes out.
Okay.
And it's a short story where it's an old man sitting on a bench just doing his thing.
And a guy walks, a guy walks up to him and says, Hey, can I sit down next to you?
Guy says, yeah, fine.
And then he does.
And he goes, I'll pay you 20 bucks or whatever, but can you just, can you just listen to me
real quick?
I need to just tell you some things.
And you guys like, okay.
And so he goes, I'm an alcoholic.
You know, I got, I was violent when I was a kid.
I'm an alcoholic.
I beat up my wife or like beat up my girlfriend once, you know, and one of the steps is I
have to confess all my shit to this random stranger.
And so he starts telling them all this.
And then one of the things he confesses is that he kills somebody.
And the guy's like, what the fuck?
He goes like, well, and the problem is, is that I confessed all this to the last guy,
but then when I get to this part, you understand.
And then he like pulls out a knife and he just fucking kills this guy and walks off.
And I'm like, that's the exact fucking plot to Psych, the musical.
Very interesting.
Yeah.
So anyway, I just thought Stephen King ripped off Psych, the musical.
It should be a scandal to be in the newspapers, but I don't want to be the guy that say it
because I love Stephen King and I wouldn't want him to hate me for pointing that out.
And the chances are he might not have watched Psych, but then we did research.
There's probably like some obscure posts with him and James Roday, Star of Psych or Dule
Hill, other Star of Psych or Corbin Benson, the third Star of Psych as they're, you know,
doing their thing.
There's three Psych movies.
They did movies after.
Made for TV.
It's a bigger deal.
You know, that's cool.
I'm just saying get pumped guys.
What are we even doing?
I feel like we need to.
If it's not to get excited about recreational or recreational recommendation, go watch Psych.
I feel like we need a super cut of you talking about Psych, Buffy or Final Fantasy.
Have we talked about Smallville yet?
Not yet.
That's next.
Just get me started on that.
What do you got?
Me?
I'll recommend what I'm reading right now.
I suppose I'm reading a book called Scanner Darkly by Philip K. Dick.
Are you going to watch the cool movie after?
I am.
Have you read it or seen it?
I've seen the movie.
Nice.
Super cool.
You enjoy it?
It's weird.
Yeah.
It's like an acid trip.
Yeah, the book is like an acid trip.
It feels really gnarly.
It's a little difficult to follow at first, but once you get in the rhythm of it, it's
very interesting.
Once you get into it now, it's basically... It was written in the 70s, so it takes place
in the 90s, so it's a futuristic 90s, which is very cool.
It's like his idea of what a futuristic 90s might be.
You know what that's called?
It's called retrofuturism.
It's when somebody perceives the future to be some way, but then when we catch up to
that point, it's different.
Aliens?
No.
No, no.
Alien, movie franchise aliens?
Sorry.
Yeah.
They have tapes and shit, and they have buttons still where we are on touch screens and all
of a sudden, and Bluetooth shit and wireless transmission.
Yeah, that's funny.
Retrofuturism.
Yeah, cool.
Yeah, very interesting.
Basically, a guy is a cop and he's searching for... He's trying to find a drug dealer,
and the drug is called substance D that's essentially taken over the whole world or
whatever.
Very difficult.
It splits your mind in two, and the cop doesn't know.
This is all in the back, but I'm not giving anything away.
You know what I mean?
But the cop doesn't know that essentially the guy he's looking for is him.
Oh, yeah.
I forgot that.
Fault point in the movie.
It's been a while since I've seen this.
There's another blockbuster rental, so you know how long ago that is now.
I'm curious how different the book is from the movie.
You've seen it too?
I've seen the movie.
Nice.
It's great.
It was potentially a recommendation, but I just reposted it.
It's on Tubi?
Oh, shit.
Oh, cool.
Oh, sweet.
All right.
I'm going to read it again.
Sponsored by Tubi one day.
At least vaguely mentioned.
At least a rejection letter saying stop saying we're sponsoring it.
Just reach out to us.
We'll stop.
And now a message from our sponsor is just Tubi saying they don't sponsor us.
I finished Loki season two.
That doesn't mean anything.
I was surprised to see Jonathan Majors in it because I thought it got canceled prior
to them.
They just already filmed it.
Filming it, yeah.
So that was weird.
Being canceled doesn't mean anything really.
It's like you go away for a little bit and you just come back.
I mean, he's not going to be Kang anymore and he was going to be their homemade villain.
Sure.
But now we can get the real villain we all want, which is Dr. Doom.
I'm just saying like...
Oh, sure.
Yeah.
If they build Dr. Doom to be the big bad.
Wait, you know what?
Let's not get into spoilers.
Or just get completely compromised to re Black Castle Kang.
Let's breathe.
Let's...
Anyway.
You know what?
Yeah, you could if you found somewhat like they did it with James Rhoade or they did
it with Iron Man's buddy.
How many other recasts have there been in Marvel?
Have there been any big ones?
Well, uh...
From the Harrison Ford...
Ross?
Yeah.
General Ross from...
Yeah, you replace Ross.
They replaced Ross with Harrison Ford because the original actor died.
But now is Harrison Ford going to be Red Hulk or whatever?
Or whatever he is in the comics?
They're alluding to it with like set photos, like people really like scouting for whatever
they can.
What are you doing, Andy?
You're asking questions about a movie.
Getting spoilers on purpose.
What is wrong with you?
It's recreational recommendation.
I don't know what's happening.
Let's...
Speaking of...
No, that's mine.
My recreational recommendation is related to a movie.
So shut your ears, Andy.
Don't listen.
Well, don't spoil it.
Well, it's not nothing...
There's no spoiler to this unless you like being spoiled about popcorn buckets.
Wait, if you're going to talk about the Deadpool popcorn bucket, I don't want...
Let's not spoil that.
Popcorn bucket is too much for you.
There's no plot point to a popcorn bucket, Andy.
It might give away a plot.
No, there's no plot to it, trust me.
They're making fun of the other popcorn buckets.
If you get a chance to go watch the actual release that he did, make sure you don't click
anything else.
Let's do the popcorn bucket video.
Wait, hold on.
There's a video...
I don't want a video.
I just want an image.
Of the popcorn bucket.
Well, you need the video to make it work.
It's very, very funny.
Let's do...
You do that in your own free time, but that's...
That was about my own free time.
There you go.
Okay.
So look up the Deadpool popcorn bucket if you're so inclined.
You don't want spoilers for a movie that comes out in a month.
It's not a movie spoiler.
It's just a bucket spoiler.
But the video is incredible.
That's cool.
It's just a fleshlight of Wolverine's head, essentially.
That's pretty funny.
And it's like inscripted on it, made by Deadpool or something.
Okay.
I mean, I hope I can get one.
I am going to see it at IMAX at Edwards.
Is that where you get them?
Okay.
And I'm seeing it...
No.
Is it AMC or is it Edwards?
Sure.
Is that my N-word?
Is that what you said?
Edwards.
Oh, okay.
I'm not going to edit that out, Sean.
That was record...
Anyone else?
Austin?
Yeah.
I just finished reading Sam Talents' book, Running the Light.
Oh, yeah.
You mentioned it.
Story about a...
Great book.
Old road dog comedian.
You guys planned that?
Divorced.
His family hates him.
Just a bunch of stuff that he goes through on the road.
Really cool part about it, without spoilers, is that Norm MacDonald is a character in it.
And Sam Talent went and watched every single thing that Norm's ever been in and everything
that he's ever written.
And people that knew Norm was like, you nailed it perfectly.
That is exactly him.
And it's a really nice read.
And this is one of the first books I've read in several years.
Sean recommended it to me.
So I'm recommending it to the podcast because it kind of rekindled my love for reading.
I will say one thing about the book as well.
I think it's really cool also, not a spoiler, just to attach on what he was saying.
The character in the book, not only Norm MacDonald is a character in the book, but the main character
in the book actually mentored Norm in the book, essentially.
And it's fun to hear the perspective of that idea in the way he portrays it.
It's done very well.
It sounds awesome.
And talent's great.
It's a really funny book.
Yeah, there's a lot of jokes in it.
There's a really, really funny street joke, my favorite street joke in the world now,
I can say it if you want.
It's basically just like my friend was eating his girlfriend out the other day.
And while he's eating her out, he goes, God damn, your pussy's so big.
God damn, your pussy's so big.
And she's like, why did you say that twice?
And he goes, I didn't.
And it's just my new favorite street joke.
It's one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time.
Good silly good joke.
Very good read.
Great recommendation.
Awesome.
Interesting thought of Norm MacDonald being mentored by anyone, though.
I can't imagine somebody trying to tell Norm MacDonald what to do.
Yeah, I don't know who his, he mentions his heroes, I think it is autoblogging, based
on a true story, which is also pretty funny.
Yeah, it starts with him getting brailed in the ass or something.
It starts with him getting raped by his uncle and then later on, it's like at some point,
you're just like, oh, wait, is any of this fucking real?
No, he makes up so much in that book.
I love that book so much.
There's a part where he's like, I'm a deeply closeted gay man.
Yeah, it's very, very funny.
But when I say mentor loosely, I just mean like in the book, Norm used to open for the
main character.
You know what I mean?
It's more or less like he worked on it.
Everything he says and running the light to is like you read it in his voice.
Oh, yeah.
So it's still on point him.
Yeah.
One of the best bits that I think is just audio, it's Norm MacDonald and it's on one
of his albums, playing his comedy albums.
And it's an ongoing bit that you just hear throughout the thing.
And it's these two dudes that are just in a cabin.
I think they're just hiking and they're just alone.
It's the history of gay sex.
And it's these two guys are like, hey, man, I sure wish I could have sex with a woman
right now.
It's like, yeah, me too.
That'd be great.
Well, I have an idea.
It's like, go with me on this.
He's like, what is it?
Well, OK, now listen, there's no women around, right?
Right.
Well, we want to fuck something.
Yeah.
Well, why don't we try with each other?
And so eventually they figure out the mechanics behind it.
The guy starts fucking the other dude in the ass and the other guy just starts screaming
pain.
He's like, I'm not going to fuck you.
I'm going to fuck you.
The guy starts fucking the other dude in the ass and the other guy just starts screaming
pain.
He's like, oh, God.
Jesus fucking Christ.
It hurts.
It hurts so bad.
And the other guy's like, oh, yeah, no, but I think it's working.
They just keep cutting back to it throughout the album.
The guy just screaming in pain for being fucked.
And then one of the best fucking, look that up.
It's so good.
And I think that's if we're going to end any musical episode, I think it'd be.
Right there.
It'd be there.
Right there.
We're not going to do it.
If you're not going to do it, you don't get a recommendation.
No, wait.
I thought you did.
No, well, I took my kids to see Garfield this week.
Oh, yep.
Better than I anticipated.
I went into it with low expectations as what's his name, is Garfield.
Chris Pratt?
Chris Pratt, yeah.
Because, you know, he's everything now.
So it was kind of like, I don't know.
But the movie was enjoyable.
It was actually silly.
The kids loved it.
It kept me entertained.
So me and my wife both entertained.
So it was, I recommend it.
It'll be by the time this releases, it'll be out on streaming somewhere.
Sure.
Yeah.
Couple weeks from now, month from now.
I mean, when it's streaming, I might maybe check out a few things.
I'm a big Garfield guy.
I used to own the books, those long books that they had because the comic strips came
long so they'd be wide and like, not too fat for 40.
That's Kevin Smith's special.
But they had like funny things, funny names like that.
Like I hate Mondays or I still hate Mondays.
Mondays are the worst.
I don't know.
But they're good.
I love it.
I love those comic strips so much.
Garfield's the best.
One of the best things of all time is, has to be Garfield minus Garfield.
Have you heard of it?
It's the one where Garfield's not in it at all.
Yeah.
So Garfield minus Garfield is a website where it just, John Arbuckle is a crazy person.
So it's just without Garfield in it talking to him, he's just a lonely man at home with
just talking to himself.
This plant-based meat tastes just like hamburger.
There's just two panels of him just being sad.
Yeah, it's so good.
It's I don't know how.
Yeah, I don't know.
Whatever.
I've done things.
Anyway, Garfield minus Garfield.
By the way, we should end this episode, we should see what Andy's latest porn search
book.
I'm just going to just minimize and maximize this.
Probably a musical.
Yeah, porn the musical 2003.
I had to get the whole plot line's amazing.
Anyway, with me as always is Brennan.
Shippley, up to Boston.
Good night, everybody.
With me as always is Michael.
I hired an assassin specifically to tap dance a little ditty on top of his already broken
heart just to see if we could cripple him from the inside out, but it didn't work.
He's still with us, unfortunately, Larson.
It's cellios motherfucker.
Kill you one day for real.
With us as always is he Austin sashayed three and a half hours and and watched more musicals
than he's willing to admit on his own this week.
He really got into it and he loves every second of it.
And he did kill a woman in 2001 named Carol.
Her name was Carol.
Look it up.
It was in Ventura County, California.
Carol W.
With us as always is Sean.
We it's hard to contain the excitement from this dude.
Very I also helped kill Carol.
He did.
This has been a weird musical episode.
I hope you've enjoyed it.
It's our first double feature and we kept it under two hours.
You're welcome.
Have a good rest of your night.
Goodbye.
Testing, testing.
My name is Andy.
This is a podcast about weed.
We're going to sing and we don't really know why, but because Andy loves musicals.
I fucking hated this movie.
I can't hear myself.
Where's Amy Lee?
McDonald's and anal sex is the same to me.
McDonald's all day breakfast and anal sex is the same to me.
I got it.
And it's gross.
Hello.
We're doing a musical to start the podcast.
Hello.
We're here to start the podcast with the musical.