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You can hear it pretty good in the headphones.

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And welcome to an exciting back from the dead episode of Fried Rice Podcast.

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I'm your host Andy Rice.

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Let's get fried.

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With me, as always is, we successfully killed him.

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We did it.

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We did it.

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We killed him.

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I gave him like 10 cheeseburgers one day.

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The heart attack part two killed him.

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Yet, he made a deal with the devil and for some reason he's back and he decided that with his,

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with all of his vengeance he would come here back on the podcast and make everyone's life miserable.

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It's Michael Larson.

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It's still Cellios, motherfucker.

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It's not Cellios because we killed motherfuckers.

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I hate you so much.

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With us, as always, is Brennan.

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Shipley up to Boston with us.

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Oh, yeah, say.

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We're used to you not having a mic.

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Yeah.

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I'm used to knowing me able to hear you so I just moved on.

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I'm not really here.

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Yeah.

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Say hi.

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Tell everyone hello.

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Hi.

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Okay.

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There's the signature Brennen cough.

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And with us, as always, is Austin rode his giant CGI red cape three hours to be here today,

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Farrell.

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Check me out on Ask Jeeves.

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Ask Jeeves, who is Austin Farrell?

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And avoid all the porn sites.

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So, hey, it's a beautiful Saturday and we got to talk about Spawn.

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1997 Spawn.

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We're doing things a little bit differently this podcast, ladies and gentlemen.

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We're going to be doing our movie review at the top of the episode.

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So that way, if there's people out there that specifically click this to listen to a movie review,

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they'll get that and not have to listen to us bullshit until after.

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So I feel like we've said this before.

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We've said it so many times.

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We've changed the format of the show so many fucking times.

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We're weekly.

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We're recording this right now.

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And if you go back to episodes, I'm talking about how this is on video and blah, blah, blah.

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They're not even released.

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You have to go to Patreon to see these fucking videos because we're that pathetic right now as an organization.

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But we will get better.

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So first, we'll actually do what we're going to do at the very top is what are we smoking?

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Cue music.

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I'm going to put music there.

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Supposedly.

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Brennan, what are we smoking?

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This is what you brought last week.

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But tell the audience again what it is.

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Interesting looking bag.

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Yeah, I like it.

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It's called Snowballs.

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It's basically weed rolled in THCA.

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So it's more potent and does the job.

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It doesn't really say how much THC.

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Thirty six percent.

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You said THCA?

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Is it like Jose and Hoseby?

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Is there THCB?

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It's like a...

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What is CBD?

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It's like a white powdery form of THC.

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CBDA?

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Gives it a weird taste a little bit.

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Almost like...

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God, like food.

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Oh, it's got a little...

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A cartoon scientist guy made this.

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Oh, okay.

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Like the...

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How Jurassic Park was made?

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Looks like it.

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And there's a little grasshopper.

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Like that little...

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This is how Adam...

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This is how we found the mosquito and the nambor and we put the genes together.

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That guy?

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Yeah, speaking of bugs though, there's a little Asian culture appropriating grasshopper with

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the little triangle hat thing.

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It's made from grasshoppers.

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Yeah, you're right.

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It's...

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Literally the cartoon scientist's name is The Scientist.

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And then the grasshopper is just grasshoppers.

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Because, you know, weed makes you more...

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Creative.

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Well, sure, but it doesn't make me culturally appropriate, necessarily.

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I don't smoke a bowl and then go, you know what, I'm going to put on my Chinese straw hat

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and then name a whole weed company after it.

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That means they commissioned an artist to draw that.

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I need a grasshopper and an Asian straw hat.

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What else?

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Generic scientist.

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It's a cool design though.

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I mean, I like it and I hope an Asian dude owns that company at least.

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Or a grasshopper.

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Or a scientist.

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You don't know if grasshopper... actually, is it cultural appropriation if an animal wears the cultural appropriating outfit?

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That brings up a big debate if animals can be racist.

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Well, if Pixar has anything to do with it.

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Well, I would say that if you...

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If you took like a...

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What's a distinctly American animal?

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Something that is only found in America.

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Like, pretty much only found in America.

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I'm sure that animals get all over the place.

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But like, okay, the American bald eagle.

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That's the most standard American...

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Okay, so if you took an American bald eagle and put him in a sombrero and poncho and had him, I don't know, doing something...

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I think Hanna-Barbera did that.

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Okay, sure. Hanna-Barbera. Yeah, I mean, back in the day Looney Tunes, they were pretty racist.

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Well, oh yeah.

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But I mean, like, is it...

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Well, American culture is pretty much a mix of every other culture of people that came to America.

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That's true. So is cultural appropriation even...

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A thing for America?

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Even real.

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Because I've seen a YouTube video where this guy, he dresses up in cultural dress.

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Like, full-blown Japanese kimono, full-blown...

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And people love it.

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And he goes and he asks people in like, little Chinatown or little Mexico or whatever, like, and he goes, hey, yeah, what do you think?

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And they look at him and they go, yeah, this is great. You look awesome.

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Thanks for celebrating our culture.

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Yeah, this is exactly what we like.

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I think it crosses the line though, like, when you put on blackface, you know, like, I think that's Mike.

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He's not even going to respond.

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No, I'm not.

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But...

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I'm trying to get you killed in other ways.

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Now I'm trying to get it entirely...

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But that's all we do. I mean, you're culturally appropriating cowboys right now. You're wearing jeans.

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I mean, that's...

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Cowboys not a race.

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Cowboys not a race and...

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It's a culture.

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But, well, it is a culture, but it's more an occupation.

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Like, I'm appropriating... that's like dressing up as a doctor for Halloween.

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I think you're allowed to, for sure, dress up as a doctor.

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So there's no Western culture.

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Well, wait, I'm not saying that, but...

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Culture and race aren't the same, is what I'm saying.

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What I'm saying is that culture, like cowboys, or Indians, is a culture.

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Well, Native Americans.

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Well, no, Native Americans are a person. Indians is a culture.

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Wait, no, hold on.

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I think I'm going to have to put a red flag on the plate for that one.

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I don't think we use the term Indians anymore.

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My friend Bobby would disagree.

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Who's your friend Bobby?

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Bobby. B-A-V-H-I, I think it's Bobby.

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Okay, he's Native American?

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He goes by Bobby. No, he's not Native American. I said Indian.

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From India?

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Yes, from India.

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Why didn't you specify that? You said cowboys and Indians.

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Because that is the specification for Indians.

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But nobody ever says cowboy and Indians, meaning India Indians.

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No, man.

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He did not say cowboys and Indians.

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He said cowboys is a culture. India is a culture.

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He would have said Indian.

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Yeah, that's true.

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I'm going to later on replay this tape, and I'm going to clip when you said

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cowboys are a culture, Indians are a culture, and when you say cowboys and Indians, Michael,

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there's no one on the planet Earth, even people living in India,

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would hear you say cowboys is a culture, Indians is a culture,

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and they'd be like, yeah, he's definitely referring to Native Americans right now,

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not us Indians, because nobody says cowboy before Indians unless they mean Native Americans.

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I'm not wrong. Am I wrong?

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No.

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No, I'm not wrong. Back me up.

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I can't let this stand, Mike.

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Tell me where the period is in those two sentences, and then I'll let it stand.

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No, it would be like, I'm trying to think of an equivalent, would be like...

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Using proper English.

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No, for sure.

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Can we go back to the cartoons, the super racist cartoons?

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Do you ever see those on YouTube now, and they put a warning, a disclaimer,

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it was like, it wasn't okay then, and it's not okay now, and it's a different time, blah, blah, blah.

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And those are like super old cartoons, so that makes sense that they would put that there.

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They just put it on something from my childhood, and I saw it on YouTube.

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It was a stream of one of my favorite shows.

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You probably heard of the sketch comedy group, White-as-Kids-you-know.

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There was a stream, there's like a live stream on YouTube, and I was like, oh, fuck yeah, I remember that show.

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And I go and click, before every episode, it puts a disclaimer on that.

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But they were pushing boundaries even in that show at the time.

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So I can imagine with today's culture of everything's a little bit...

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I thought they had a disclaimer on before when they had the show.

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Oh, not really.

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Almost like how South Park's disclaimer or Jazz-as-a-type...

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Now they put it on there, but then they were just really blue.

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That's what their whole thing was, the bluest sketch comedy.

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Sure. I know that Key and Peele, they've definitely crossed some lines.

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I feel like Dave Chappelle definitely crossed some lines when it comes to sketch comedy.

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Okay, we keep talking about the lines, and I'm telling you guys that this is so much from you guys being on whichever one, it doesn't matter,

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TikTok or any of those programs have you guys all programmed.

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Because one of the best shows on television, and we'll all think, agree right now,

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and it's like a number one show in its time slot all the time, is what?

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I don't know. There's so many things on TV right now.

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It's always sunny in Philadelphia.

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The most culturally appropriate, gross-out humor, bullshit show that exists.

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And has existed for too long.

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I'm saying it's great.

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But I'm saying everybody that thinks everything is all politically correct is full of shit.

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They're watching too much crap on the internet.

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Real life is closer to it's sunny in Philadelphia.

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Yeah, he has a point there, yeah.

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But whatever network is deciding to play White as Kids You Know now, I can't fault them for putting a disclaimer at the bottom if that's what they want to do.

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Is IFC still a thing anymore?

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I don't know.

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Check me out on IFC.

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But if...

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The show's on Tubi, White as Kids You Know.

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Oh, hell yeah.

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I don't know, man.

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Mike, you finish Entourage yet?

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Because we got another thing for you to watch.

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Look, I'm obviously not against cancel culture.

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Or not for cancel culture, sorry.

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I'm not against canceling anybody.

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I feel like even the guy that played Kramer on Seinfeld after a long enough time,

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it's just if Mel Gibson was allowed to make the Beaver after going on his drunk tirade, then we as a culture accept these things.

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It's like we accept celebrities being scumbags because we enjoy the entertainment they provide.

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So if we give Mel Gibson a pass, then there is absolutely no one other than Harvey Weinstein or Bill Cosby, actual rapists who should be canceled.

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Like Roseanne texting a few racist things in the middle of the night.

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Whatever.

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If Mel Gibson is allowed to make movies after fucking the shit that he said on that fucking drunk pullover, then Roseanne should get a pass, right?

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I agree.

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Why are we not doing that, though?

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That's my point.

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No, no, but we are.

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Because she's on Kill Tony.

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She's on other things.

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It's just the problem is that there's such a divide that now there's the conservative side that hosts canceled comedians and then the left who rejects them.

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But the problem is that the comedians that stay too far on the left, they won't push the boundaries to have good content.

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And the people on the right feel like their audience just wants the fucking anti whatever stuff.

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They want to be fed their conservative kind of rhetoric.

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So they are too fucking too vulgar, too obscene, too past the line where it's not funny.

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Where it's like when Roseanne says, my pronouns are I identify as get a job.

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That's not a funny joke.

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It's not good at all.

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If I was at the show, I'd be like, oh, God, a pronoun joke.

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Are you fucking kidding me?

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Twenty twenty three.

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Get it like who did Jerry Seinfeld write you that joke in the fucking 90s?

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Like, get up like who cares?

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You have that one guy.

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What's his face?

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Oh, Jesus, he does the bird shit.

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Oh, God, I can't remember his name.

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He's not he's not important anymore.

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But anyway, he yeah, but then on the left you have it just it's too soft, sir.

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And on the right, too, just too too hardcore.

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Yeah, I get it to target.

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But the bottom line is for both sides is they can say that thing you don't like and they have a right to say it.

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And you have a right to not like it.

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Yeah.

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I'm wrong for both sides.

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Yeah.

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Not just Dave Chappelle, whoever the opposite of him would be every second of every day.

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Someone is saying something that you don't like someone.

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No, there's millions of people saying something that you don't like.

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Probably a you know, like it doesn't like there's hundreds of millions of people doing stuff that you don't like.

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And if you go to like the whole Middle East and the way that they treat women, I hate that.

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And but am I going to sit there and, you know, be pissed off every fucking day about it?

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I don't know. Maybe that should.

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That's what activism is.

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And that's how the shit gets done.

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But I don't know.

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I'd rather do a podcast about movies, about Spahn, where I say don't talk about politics than do the first fucking 15 minutes all about fucking politics in the beginning of a Spahn episode.

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What the fuck is going on? Stop it.

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He started it.

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Stop. Somebody stop me.

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Let's talk about the mask.

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Jim Carrey.

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All right, everybody. It doesn't matter.

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I'm not. Look, I'm so in the middle when it comes to politics.

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There's so many things on each side that I can I can take or hate in an instant because no one has it figured out.

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We don't have a third party that just is the perfect one.

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And so middle party. Yeah.

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The middle party. We don't have it.

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So everyone is just it's this culture war and you're just it's an identity politic.

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I just I fucking hate it.

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You know, this is why we don't talk about politics on the show.

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But maybe we might start doing fried rice news.

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And then the problem is that I, you know, if I say anything that's anti conservative and people follow me home and kill me or if I say anything that's anti fucking anti woke and then my friends that fucking California hate your response to that could just be we're high as fuck.

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We don't even know what we're saying.

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Exactly. But that's why I want to do that really is why I want to do that news podcast is because we can come from the middle where nobody comes from.

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Yeah.

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Well, people try but it always ends up blowing up in their face like, you know what?

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We're doing it again. You got to start your sources on that too.

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Yeah.

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So we're smoking snowballs.

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That's a fun segue.

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And then I also got I've been packing the what do we got here?

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Hawaiian nights and I put some moon rocks on top from eight brother 72 percent fucking moon rocks I put on top of there.

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It's going to be gnarly.

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We don't talk enough about weed on the show.

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Now, who of us gets baked the entire time they watch the movie of the week because I'm high the entire time I'm always just packing balls or hitting my pen or fucking doing dabs for like the whole hour and a half just to

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do what I do is I take an edible about 20 minutes before like when I started getting my popcorn and all this stuff ready to sit down and watch the movie. I take an edible then and it hits about 30 minutes into the movie most of the time.

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Okay.

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You have kids. Well, I always end up watching the movie after I get home from work.

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So like I end up going outside, I eat 30 milligrams of an edible. Go outside, smoke a couple bowls kind of give it some time to kick in and then by the time it's kicking in I'm inside started.

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My first act. I'm after the sober sober as a gopher.

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It is also why you fall asleep in the last 30 minutes of every movie.

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Yeah, yeah, I do. I fall asleep.

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Typically I watch it the night before, like I watch it last night, and I fall asleep for the last 20 minutes, and I finished that up today, like the day up, and then it's all fresh in my head, which is great because some of the times I stopped taking notes towards the end because I'm either enthralled with what's going on in the

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actual movie, or too had a right.

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Yeah, I don't know.

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I don't know if I'm ever too high to do anything.

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I thought about that the other day I was like when's the last time I was too high to do something.

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And I don't think it's, it's been years I think it's been it's that time I mistook a black, a paroba black bar which is 1000 milligrams with 100 milligram brownie, and I ate the whole thing, or at least half of it.

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And that fucked me. I mean I was gone. And then I turned to my friend I was like, I'm too high to believe right now. That's my problem with the chocolate and a rova black bar. Yeah, Kurova black like a reference to eat the clockwork orange.

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Oh no, that's not a rova milk bar. Oh shit, I wonder if that's why they called it Kurova. I think, I think that the.

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And you're currently reading fuck we're going to turn it on. I have it I'm still reading Sam talents running the light. Got it. So I'll get to the stranger if I can.

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Oh, spoilers for me this episode comes out I think a couple days after that one.

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Sure, yeah, we're going to be doing the book club, the stranger by Albert Hamas, I think his name is recommended by Sean it's gonna be multiple people at the book club for the first time, or, yeah, for the first time.

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That's exciting. Well, everybody, like I said, you just have to wait 20 minutes for us to talk about the movie.

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Movie at the top movie at the top. Hey, top ish 20 minutes isn't too bad as far as we go, we usually get like 45 minutes or an hour and yeah oh yeah we're supposed to review a movie guys.

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All right, spawn 1997. It sort of the movie that sort of killed the spawn franchise for a little bit. It was the both the height and low point of spawn. So I think afterwards the comics took a dip in sales, but they.

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And I don't know if it's ever recovered to the point where it was ever at like you know spawn one, I think sold 1.7 million copies, which is like, was it at the time a record for an independent comic, and if it was it wasn't independent, because he did.

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He started image comics with spawn, like he is the president of image comics is Todd McFarland. And. All right, so starring. What's his name, Michael.

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I wasn't prepared for this guy. Yeah, he was at Marvel before he started and then he let him and a bunch of others left Marvel to start image to get a little more hardcore with her artwork.

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There we go. All right, so, Michael, Jay white.

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I'm not saying his name right but he's in a bunch of things and I just I've never known how to say that second part I know Michael white call that, but it's that he puts the giant there for Jay, specifically, john ligasamo as violator.

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Definitely a perfect casting choice in my mind. Martin Sheen randomly. Well randomly and, and I'm not sure he read the script before he did it.

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I don't know well he he's playing younger than he was maybe at the time, but he's supposed to be playing, you know, looks like 40s but he looks like he's in his 50s playing, you know, talking about like it like dyed hair and.

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I don't know.

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And then others.

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Doesn't really matter. Those are the those are the three important ones.

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All right, so, I mean, it starts off with with the worst. See so much fire, so much fire so much fire so pro bad guy. My first notice these might be the worst fire effects I've ever seen.

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Yeah, I think they were made using my old 286 Dell computer and MS paint fire and 90s techno, just for like five minutes straight, it's what blade blade saw that and said here, hold my fucking thing that you throw around the room and kills everybody

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in one throw. Well, I, while I do a better. They did like this was a shitty fucking opening so that like the the opening of blades techno opening could could soar you know what I mean like the good run.

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Like this was bad. This was a really bad shitty fucking opening everything explodes. It's just fire and names so many names that only three of them really mattered this whole movie.

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Yeah, it's a lot that's a long opening credit sequence I'm going to, I did and then a few exposition he sort of lips, a little bit here and there I don't know I'm not a.

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Okay.

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Then it opens with, we meet Al Simmons and Al Simmons is an assassin, and he blows up a shitload of innocent people now before we find out as an audience member that there were innocent people I wrote down blows up terrorist, and probably an instant pilot

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stewardess the ground crew Jesus he killed him. And then, and then when he leaves he blows up a flight control tower.

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Did you notice when he was in there, that is just corpses that he was doing all this just surrounded by the corpses of these innocent flight attendant group, he deserves to go to help.

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There's no

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spawn deserves everything that's coming his way. I'm not like I think this is an appropriate movie spawns a dick. Al Simmons should go to hell I gotta point out that when that those four missiles are flying at that plane one of that that Saudi

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security guards like grabs him and like pulls out his gun like he's going to do something, bro, that if he had survived. Okay, imagine he shot four of them out of like three out of the four.

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And he's like I got this. So yeah, and then it's obviously going to take taxpayer dollars to fix a fucking flight control tower, like that's insane that he the amount of damage he did to that country.

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I don't know.

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The opening narration of what's his name.

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Anyone catch that guy's name.

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I did not catch his name and it does not matter. No, it does. His name is a coglou coglou astro, who is a character in the comics coglou astro.

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He, his opening narration is like him. I killed for good.

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Who, who, what good was done by him killing all of those flight control tower people. Al Simmons deserves to go to hell 26 innocent civilians is the end up count that he finds out later.

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And then it cuts to Martin Martin Sheen, who has a literal nuclear bomb going off poster like a motivational poster that says, like dreams happen, and it's just a new going I don't know if it says dreams happen but it looks like a Barney Stinson sort of motivational poster but it's a new.

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And then we meet his, we meet priest, the chick. And this is where I have an issue, because she is being way too flirty.

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Her dress is not appropriate for government workplace.

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She is like dangerous she keeps a gun up her skirt. That's not regulation. Like, how did she get into the building, they like a six, whatever this fucking government organization is, is so unregulated that I have an issue with it as a whole.

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And I don't know why the taxpayers are funding it and so this is some sort of parallel universe where we needed an a six sort of organization to deal with what do we ever find out like what they do, other than blow up innocent people and kill dictators from

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around the world and shit. Well that is what they do there it's supposed to be an arm of the CIA, sure but they have their own building. He has an office like if you're doing you don't you don't need a parallel universe to say the government does that.

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That's just our world Andy, and a parallel universe that slut works there but I mean yeah.

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Not an I just did she not have a thing with Martin Sheen's character or did she just have like a diva moment but I'm not kissing Martin Sheen.

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All right, you guys are just friends then.

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She's one of, she, you know what, and I would hate to characterize any woman like this, but I think she's dressing that way on purpose, because she wants Martin Sheen to hit on her so that she can get out of this dangerous fucking job and collect a sexual harassment

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case instead from a six now.

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What I would argue though is that this isn't the kind of company you'd want to fuck with so like the moment she starts saying sexual harassment, I think that they would send an even sluttier chick with even more strategically placed weapons to go kill this bitch.

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And so, I don't know so.

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But the whole movie did that I think that's a Todd Mcparland thing because even her costume was set up the same way.

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The sexual like that. They had the band where her breasts were that was oh no yeah yeah yeah yeah the whole her costume was set up the same way. Trust me and in that moment where you see her in that ridiculous sparkle costume of her dazzled armor her be

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the assassin gear. She looks at spawn and says you look, you look ridiculous in that costume. I'm like, are you fucking kidding me. Are you fucking kidding me. Inappropriate. He kills 26 people and then he goes home to his, his wife.

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And his best friend, who are both leaving for work. And he get he comes out meets his partner says goodbye to his dog, and then just leaves his dog outside, and then drives off everyone, no one's home the dogs just outside out front.

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And that's the first of so many. What the fuck is happening with that dog moments in this movie that we're going to get to. But my point of that whole opening is when she comes out leaves her work has a really flirty interaction with his best friend, like she has more chemistry

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with him right off the bat than she does without Simmons, the way that they just like. She says get my husband home by five. They're literally going to North Korea to assassinate people, North Korea, unless they are living in the American suburb of South Korea.

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I don't think he's getting home by five, unless she meant, get him home by five, three days from now, because he's going to North Korea. I don't think he's getting home by five for dinner. You're an idiot Wanda just a little exposition there though.

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What was exposition just there. They're setting up for later.

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The flirtiness. Yeah, well, sure. I get that but they're, they did have some fucking chemistry.

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Marilyn Manson started playing at one point. Yep. This movie was made in 1997 and wanted to be cool.

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So then spawn gets spawned right he gets burnt to death. Yeah, the lady priest is on an attachment on her gun that shoots fuel onto him like yeah, that's a little excessive attachment for your, your rifle that breaks war crimes, that's like a war crime that's like

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the Geneva Convention for sure says you can't put a super stoker attachment at the end of your machine gun that sprays napalm on people.

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That's, that's illegal as fuck.

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And, and the Geneva Convention convention probably has a law about attire that you're allowed to work on the battlefield.

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I want to know, I want to know in the nuclear plant in North Korea, while the signs were in English, because this is still part of that American suburb of North Korea that he lived in.

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Or why I now I, I'm going to actually move on from that point in my head was that I don't have to have two things wasn't that their plan is just in North Korea.

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Oh, well, yeah, that doesn't make any fucking sense. Yeah, and then why did they kill him again. Oh, it's because he slightly questioned orders.

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Lately, no no is violator was in his office saying like they need their best guy to die so they can use him to lead hell's army.

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It was a setup from that's what's supposed to be a later yeah got it. Okay. I mean, Al Simmons still deserves to go to hell he killed 26 innocent people right at the start of this movie but okay.

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So he gets burnt.

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He goes to hell. He loses his penis.

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Did you all notice that when it cut to a full body of his burnt entire that skin suit that he was wearing. No dick. I just kept thinking of those Deadpool jokes is like like an avocado fucked an older nastier avocado like all those things.

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Yeah, no but if you look at it, they can dull them. Like it's just like you can tell he's wearing some sort of suit of burnt flesh because his was Dix gone.

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That's what I wrote looks like Deadpool. Black Deadpool crossover with toxic Avenger. Nice black pool.

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You guys are picking up on the fact that they took away his dick. Are we not are we not.

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That's when I wrote that I don't like dick damage. We don't like seeing that.

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When he comes back. He's homeless spawn for a little bit. Why is he limping. He didn't break any bones he was burnt to death for one, and he was standing perfectly fine in hell.

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And when he came up, the only sure he's exhausted. Sure, he just got back from hell. Sure, all this stuff.

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But he's not injured in a way that he would be limping around for as long as because he's like,

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He can barely move. Wasn't he growing his armor. Like, isn't that what the violator told him.

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Yeah, he was a growing boy. Sure, he's going through. Nerve damage would be the other reason. The literal real reason would be nerve damage.

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That CGI of that that devil or Satan whoever. I think that's Satan. The dog. Holy shit.

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What like they just were like, fuck, we forgot to animate the devil and we spent all the budget on everything else looks kind of OK.

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Except the words the mouth didn't match. Yeah, it is. His mouth is just a cape and he's supposed to be talking.

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And then also he said, if you fail me, you will die. I'm like, he's dead. He's in hell. He died already. Yeah.

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What's this? There's some hell. That was really bad graphics. Decent hair effects on him.

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I tell that he had a scraggly red beard and some like it was weird that they put so much detail on the hair on Malboja than anything else.

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Forgot how to talk or having a mouth move. Yeah, that was bad.

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So anyway, he was limping around, which I don't I don't understand.

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But then they do two holy cross transitions to a row. It's just a fucking cross that goes out and then it does another up to a roof crossing.

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I'm like, I hope there's more. I didn't see any. But they did do a few cape transitions that I'm a fan of.

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Oh, yeah, it makes sense that she ended up with the guy that she was flirting with in the beginning.

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That made sense. Oh, when he's in hell, where did his dick go?

419
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I did write that down. Also, I do like the spawn costumes, the spawn costume.

420
00:33:25,860 --> 00:33:29,860
I like the when it when he grows it for the first time. It's gross.

421
00:33:29,860 --> 00:33:34,860
It was visceral. Looked awesome. The final product looks cool.

422
00:33:34,860 --> 00:33:40,860
Wish the cape was, you know, done a few years later because it does look like a bit too shiny.

423
00:33:40,860 --> 00:33:44,860
They could have done a darker color with it. It could have blended in with it.

424
00:33:44,860 --> 00:33:48,860
If you're doing all night shots anyway, you want the CGI to blend more maroon than red.

425
00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:52,860
Yeah, you go a little bit darker. Then it's like, you know, I don't know.

426
00:33:52,860 --> 00:33:56,860
But I did like it. I like the costume.

427
00:33:56,860 --> 00:34:03,860
Todd talked about that, Todd McFarland, and the reason it's so red is it's supposed to evoke blood.

428
00:34:03,860 --> 00:34:12,860
Well, sure. But if you're doing a movie, tone it down a few shades to blend in with the night sky so that it just looks better.

429
00:34:12,860 --> 00:34:16,860
Do you think he was trying to make the movie make sense or sell toys?

430
00:34:16,860 --> 00:34:23,860
I think he would hope that the movie made sense because he was already selling toys.

431
00:34:23,860 --> 00:34:28,860
Anyway, did John. Oh, you think John Lucas almost really ate maggots?

432
00:34:28,860 --> 00:34:31,860
Yes, he did. Well, he ate mealworms.

433
00:34:31,860 --> 00:34:36,860
I was wondering that, too, if those were real, like, because he turns away trivia.

434
00:34:36,860 --> 00:34:39,860
He turned away immediately after taking the bite.

435
00:34:39,860 --> 00:34:43,860
It just I love the. You hate anchovies.

436
00:34:43,860 --> 00:34:48,860
Yeah, that's great. But he saves this whole movie.

437
00:34:48,860 --> 00:34:51,860
It's the best part of this movie. He's annoying.

438
00:34:51,860 --> 00:34:56,860
But like in the way that is appropriate for this movie, he's great.

439
00:34:56,860 --> 00:34:58,860
Some of the jokes still kind of hold up to you.

440
00:34:58,860 --> 00:35:00,860
Just kind of like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

441
00:35:00,860 --> 00:35:05,860
So he's the only thing. Yeah, he's the only thing in this movie that was good.

442
00:35:05,860 --> 00:35:07,860
OK, so then she pops up.

443
00:35:07,860 --> 00:35:17,860
We think I just put he's we go to a six to we find out that's what it's called. And then she pops up in a full dominatrix outfit with dazzled dominatrix outfit.

444
00:35:17,860 --> 00:35:22,860
Martin Sheen has a little a little tiny micro DVD.

445
00:35:22,860 --> 00:35:28,860
He had time to get a label maker and type in special ops and put it on that disk instead of just writing on it with a Sharpie.

446
00:35:28,860 --> 00:35:31,860
I think it even had the lines where you could just write shit on it.

447
00:35:31,860 --> 00:35:38,860
He may took time with a label maker, his a six label maker probably has an attachment to spray napalm on people as well.

448
00:35:38,860 --> 00:35:43,860
That's what priest. It's like this. Yeah, that's great.

449
00:35:43,860 --> 00:35:46,860
But that's what priest does most of the time.

450
00:35:46,860 --> 00:35:51,860
Ninety five percent of the time, priest is just labeling CDs.

451
00:35:51,860 --> 00:35:55,860
She's just doing menial fucking work. She's getting him coffee and stuff.

452
00:35:55,860 --> 00:36:01,860
She dresses like a like she dresses as provocative as fuck so that she gets his attention.

453
00:36:01,860 --> 00:36:04,860
And then every now and then he's like, hey, we need to go kill some dude.

454
00:36:04,860 --> 00:36:07,860
She's like, I got just the gun.

455
00:36:07,860 --> 00:36:11,860
I put, oh, awesome cape. I can't wait to see what he fights with it.

456
00:36:11,860 --> 00:36:15,860
Oh, there's some dudes. And then he just jumps down. It cuts to him dragging dudes inside.

457
00:36:15,860 --> 00:36:20,860
I'm like, great. Is this the kind of move he literally it's like just escape.

458
00:36:20,860 --> 00:36:26,860
We see two goons. He starts to jump down and then it cuts to him dragging.

459
00:36:26,860 --> 00:36:33,860
I'm like, great. That's what we all wanted in the spawn movie was cutaways to him doing cool shit that's off off screen.

460
00:36:33,860 --> 00:36:39,860
That whole ballroom scene, I'm pretty convinced I only noticed this because I was just there.

461
00:36:39,860 --> 00:36:46,860
But when I was in California, I went to the L.A. Museum of Natural History and there's a big room just like that.

462
00:36:46,860 --> 00:36:50,860
Same statue, same pillars, same ceiling like I had to go back and look at my pictures.

463
00:36:50,860 --> 00:36:58,860
I was just there where they filmed that in which ballroom scene, the one where he crashes through the ceiling and kills priests.

464
00:36:58,860 --> 00:37:00,860
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

465
00:37:00,860 --> 00:37:05,860
Martin Sheen, that whole I was just in that room, that whole that the whole thing.

466
00:37:05,860 --> 00:37:09,860
Yeah. And I couldn't find any like definitive evidence of it.

467
00:37:09,860 --> 00:37:12,860
But it says it was shot a little bit in New York, but mostly in L.A.

468
00:37:12,860 --> 00:37:17,860
So I'm like, all right, well, then sounds like evidence to me. Where was that at?

469
00:37:17,860 --> 00:37:21,860
The ballroom scene, Museum of Natural History in L.A.

470
00:37:21,860 --> 00:37:25,860
It's like this main room that like connects all the different corridors together.

471
00:37:25,860 --> 00:37:34,860
That's pretty cool. I take back what I said about it makes sense that she got with his best friend because now he's a little fucking bitch.

472
00:37:34,860 --> 00:37:38,860
I don't know why he put that. I don't know why I wrote he's a little bitch.

473
00:37:38,860 --> 00:37:41,860
I think he did some little bitchy move and I was in the ballroom scene.

474
00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:50,860
Yeah, the ballroom. And I was like, there's no way Wanda went from fucking Al Simmons to this scrawny little fucking dude who doesn't have a backbone.

475
00:37:50,860 --> 00:37:55,860
I put to that dweeb. Red Cape transition.

476
00:37:55,860 --> 00:37:59,860
We did not know how to do comic book movies back in the day.

477
00:37:59,860 --> 00:38:07,860
Did you see did you see spawn front flip off of that balcony just shooting his SMG's just just just in the air wherever it didn't matter.

478
00:38:07,860 --> 00:38:11,860
All just damaging the building like not giving a fuck. Yeah.

479
00:38:11,860 --> 00:38:15,860
Oh, then he gets then he goes face to face with Jason. Right.

480
00:38:15,860 --> 00:38:23,860
Martin Sheen's character. You sent me to hell, Jason. I'm here to return the favor and then proceeds to throw him across the room.

481
00:38:23,860 --> 00:38:28,860
So, so this is this is a point I wanted to make.

482
00:38:28,860 --> 00:38:37,860
In the movie, when he throws him across the room, it doesn't do any damage. Martin Sheen gets up. He does. I guess he's thrown another time even after that.

483
00:38:37,860 --> 00:38:49,860
Two things. One, if I'm somebody who wants to kill somebody and that actually want to kill them, I'm not throwing them away from me lightly so that they can get up and we do this whole song and dance again.

484
00:38:49,860 --> 00:38:53,860
No, you're giving him a piece of cake or yeah or cheeseburgers in Mike's case.

485
00:38:53,860 --> 00:38:59,860
No, what I do, what I would do is just take my awesome spawn strength and snap his neck immediately.

486
00:38:59,860 --> 00:39:06,860
And then just there we go. Release the virus. I didn't know that it existed. It's not my fault. I'm going to hell anyway. Who cares?

487
00:39:06,860 --> 00:39:18,860
But more importantly, I would say that if spawn were to physically throw me seven or eight feet across the room and I landed into some chairs and a table, I would be fucked.

488
00:39:18,860 --> 00:39:27,860
I would be broken bones. I would be bruised. Just the other day at work, I slipped and sort of fell into the wall and I still kind of have a sore arm from that.

489
00:39:27,860 --> 00:39:35,860
And like it's unpleasant. If spawn threw me ten feet into some fucking chairs and a table, I would be fucked for the rest of the day.

490
00:39:35,860 --> 00:39:44,860
I'd be like, just fucking kill me, spawn. You already broke my arm probably. My leg doesn't feel too good. I might have a concussion. You fucking asshole. Just kill me.

491
00:39:44,860 --> 00:39:59,860
It's every action movie though. But that's what I'm saying. If there's, I wrote down, if there's a, if there's, if it requires wire work to show the extent of someone being thrown across a room,

492
00:39:59,860 --> 00:40:08,860
that would most likely kill my ass. I think in almost any situation. At one point he throws, he throws somebody into some cardboard box.

493
00:40:08,860 --> 00:40:21,860
He throws that, I'll get to it, but he throws that homeless kid's dad across an alleyway, 20 feet into a bunch of cardboard boxes of God knows what.

494
00:40:21,860 --> 00:40:33,860
Like that would fucking kill that dude. But anyway, I just, that would, it's not nice. She says nice costume while wearing that.

495
00:40:33,860 --> 00:40:42,860
Oh, the dick protector's awesome. The little skull coming out and stopping her from kicking him in the dick. That was great. You don't have, okay.

496
00:40:42,860 --> 00:40:51,860
You don't have the guts is what she says to him. He then kills her. And then his next line is, you're right, I don't.

497
00:40:51,860 --> 00:40:59,860
What the fuck does that mean? He did have the guts to kill her. He just did it. Or is he talking about inside his dead husk of a spawn, there's no guts.

498
00:40:59,860 --> 00:41:04,860
That's I think what they were going for, but it wasn't clear. He was going with the why didn't the skeleton cross the road.

499
00:41:04,860 --> 00:41:11,860
He didn't have the guts approach to his fucking death punch line. Yes, it was supposed to be a joke. God, I bet you she's dying and she's like,

500
00:41:11,860 --> 00:41:19,860
that doesn't make sense. You did it. You killed me. What? Oh no, that's lame. Oh, like that's just so stupid.

501
00:41:19,860 --> 00:41:25,860
He gets shot in the back and like thrown into that kitchen. Then he realizes that he heals. And then he's like something like, hell yeah.

502
00:41:25,860 --> 00:41:31,860
Like, you know, it's so cringy to think that people saw that in theaters if they made it that far.

503
00:41:31,860 --> 00:41:38,860
They were just like they saw that and like, oh, fuck yeah, dude. Yeah, there was another line. That's like the Spider-Man. This is something else like.

504
00:41:41,860 --> 00:41:48,860
Okay, so it's like the kid goes, hey, mister, you don't look so good. Yeah, it's those kind of lines in this whole movie.

505
00:41:48,860 --> 00:41:57,860
All right. So technically, although Priest has questionable morals and we don't know what she's done,

506
00:41:57,860 --> 00:42:06,860
we haven't seen her do anything in this movie other than dress provocatively and try to kill a fucking hell spawn monster.

507
00:42:06,860 --> 00:42:15,860
Now, from the A6 point of view, from everybody in that ballroom's point of view, from the world at holes point of view,

508
00:42:15,860 --> 00:42:23,860
spawn is a fucking hell spawn monster who broke into a fucking ballroom and tried to kill a government agent.

509
00:42:23,860 --> 00:42:33,860
Okay, we don't know what's going on. Like, if I'm there as an innocent person, I'm like, please, for the love of God, kill this monster with the fucking spikes coming out of his body and shit.

510
00:42:33,860 --> 00:42:42,860
He's trying to hurt people. It's a demon. It's a demon. Right. So she doing her job, priest, she I don't think she deserved to die.

511
00:42:42,860 --> 00:42:50,860
I don't think she's a bad guy in this. I think she's a good government agent. I think spawn killed another quote unquote innocent person.

512
00:42:50,860 --> 00:42:55,860
I think he killed and then he kills a shitload of A6 agents who are just doing their job.

513
00:42:55,860 --> 00:43:06,860
Government employees, US agents of the fucking government. This is Al Simmons is a fucking monster.

514
00:43:06,860 --> 00:43:14,860
Everything he's done in this movie so far, nothing is nothing he's done has been good when he assaults that.

515
00:43:14,860 --> 00:43:20,860
Okay. I was like, she didn't I don't think she deserved to die. Oh, and then, yeah.

516
00:43:20,860 --> 00:43:27,860
How many how many innocent humans are you going to kill you monsters when I wrote in my notes?

517
00:43:27,860 --> 00:43:37,860
Oh, yeah. And then spawn climbing that building to get away better than the mission of possible four or five or six when he's doing the Dubai climb. Am I right?

518
00:43:37,860 --> 00:43:45,860
It's pretty good. And then he goes invisible for about 30 seconds and then uninvisibles himself so we can get more chasing.

519
00:43:45,860 --> 00:43:54,860
That was stupid as fuck. Oh, and then the dead body of priest is rolled out.

520
00:43:54,860 --> 00:44:02,860
That was the best. She's got a gunshot head to the gunshot or a gunshot to the head or gunshot wound to the head, sir.

521
00:44:02,860 --> 00:44:08,860
He just walks up, barely puts his finger on it. She's dead. She's got a hole in her forehead.

522
00:44:08,860 --> 00:44:16,860
Yeah, she's dead. That was fun. Her name is priest. She is from the comics or is she from the comics? I wrote. I don't know.

523
00:44:16,860 --> 00:44:23,860
All right. Now, is she alive? Well, I don't know. The back of her head feels like strawberry jam.

524
00:44:23,860 --> 00:44:42,860
So then we cut to Al Simmons in his homeless attire watching from a balcony his wife do a presentation on the six thousand people that got infected by the heat 16 virus that Jason sent as a test to North Korea.

525
00:44:42,860 --> 00:44:57,860
And OK, OK, OK. I'm willing to believe that a mass super weapon a thousand times worse than Ebola is being contained in North Korea after infecting more than six thousand people.

526
00:44:57,860 --> 00:45:11,860
I'm willing to start believing in the biblical God itself and help and that I'm willing to believe that a man was sent back from hell, missing a penis and somehow doesn't seem to care about that.

527
00:45:11,860 --> 00:45:22,860
I'm even willing to believe that Al died or that Al died with that after Al died, wanted to cut with some little dick bait a male loser.

528
00:45:22,860 --> 00:45:31,860
But I'm putting my fucking foot down that not only is one to some sort of expert on heat 16 virus.

529
00:45:31,860 --> 00:45:57,860
Fine, whatever. But to bring your kid to a lecture and just let her stand in the back. OK, sure. But to bring your fucking dog not on a leash to this fucking gymnasium slash important business people meeting area and just have your daughter and dog walking around doing.

530
00:45:57,860 --> 00:46:06,860
God knows what, while you're having the most important fucking presentation of your life. That's where I put my fucking foot. And you don't have the staff to watch a kid.

531
00:46:06,860 --> 00:46:16,860
Yeah, you don't have anybody watching. She's fine. She's no, she's not fine. She talked to some weird mangled guy in the gymnasium that we have in this building for some fucking reason.

532
00:46:16,860 --> 00:46:32,860
She went and talked to the worst person in this movie. She went and talked to the one that so far has killed the most innocent people. Honestly, statistically, he's more likely to kill her than any other thing we've seen him do in this movie.

533
00:46:32,860 --> 00:46:48,860
Spawn has it just it's a kill rate. That's all he does is kill. I don't know. Are you fucking kidding. Where was this meeting, by the way, a bunch of important business people, political people. There's a gymnasium next door. There's fucking flower tile murals leading to the outside.

534
00:46:48,860 --> 00:47:09,860
It's like obviously in a school, but a church school school. He knows. OK, OK. He knows the way better. He knows the way home better than we do is white dudes justification of leaving their dog behind.

535
00:47:09,860 --> 00:47:22,860
Where's spaz? The girl says he starts. He goes, I don't know. He knows the way home better than we do. And then Wanda just sits there and just goes.

536
00:47:22,860 --> 00:47:40,860
OK, and then they leave. Where did her where did her like autonomy go? Where did her independence go? Was she not just leading a seminar about helping thousands of innocent people in another country? You think she's going to let her dog walk home alone?

537
00:47:40,860 --> 00:47:48,860
I think she saw the fear in her beta husband's eyes and was like, OK, let's go home. No, I, I know she sees that all the time.

538
00:47:48,860 --> 00:48:01,860
I think it's I think it's sociopathic. Oh, you're right, though, because they did just leave their dog outside in the beginning. That dog, that poor fucking dog, dude. It's like they just she never wanted the dog.

539
00:48:01,860 --> 00:48:07,860
Oh, so she's using this as an excuse to finally cut the last tie with now. That was my ex-husband's dog.

540
00:48:07,860 --> 00:48:18,860
Well, she just doesn't care. She cares about these other people so much. She doesn't care about her own dog or family. I told you not to talk strangers like very just matter of fact, by the way, about it like.

541
00:48:18,860 --> 00:48:35,860
Yeah, she looks confused and still don't talk to the homeless guys, kids, especially the one burn victim ones. Those are the worst kind cuts to the alley and you have homeless dad talking to homeless boy and he gives them some some food, you know, providing for his son.

542
00:48:35,860 --> 00:48:46,860
And his son spits out some of the rotten food and he smacks his kid and I and then spawn way over reacts because that's the kind of violent fucking sociopath he is.

543
00:48:46,860 --> 00:48:53,860
And he throws this guy 30 feet across a fucking alleyway into some boxes, probably full of glass, really fucking that dude's day up.

544
00:48:53,860 --> 00:48:59,860
I put the homeless dad made a great point about literally not being choosy when you're a literal beggar.

545
00:48:59,860 --> 00:49:07,860
I mean, no, he shouldn't have been violent, but Sean should their spawn should have stayed out of it not throw and then not throw them into the fucking boxes.

546
00:49:07,860 --> 00:49:15,860
That kid is not for at least until he's old enough to get himself a job or find out a way to better his life.

547
00:49:15,860 --> 00:49:24,860
That kid needs to learn that he's going to be eating some fucking rotten food along. I mean, like, it's going to happen. I'm sorry. Your dad fucked up. Your mom's gone.

548
00:49:24,860 --> 00:49:29,860
Your mom left because your dad's a deadbeat. She didn't take you with him. Didn't take you with her.

549
00:49:29,860 --> 00:49:34,860
She found a better guy. He didn't want any attachments. Right. Like, just fucking move on with your life.

550
00:49:34,860 --> 00:49:42,860
Did just eat the rotten food. It's just food. It's gasoline for your body. You know, listen, your dad is a good guy.

551
00:49:42,860 --> 00:49:48,860
So that lady who did that seminar is too concerned with Korea right now to help us. Yeah. In her own backyard.

552
00:49:48,860 --> 00:49:54,860
God, I wish Wanda would just come down to Hell's Alley down here and just fucking, you know, it was a burger.

553
00:49:54,860 --> 00:50:00,860
Give us one of them went to her kid's birthday party and they're just like, shoe homeless guy dying in my backyard.

554
00:50:00,860 --> 00:50:07,860
Oh, that's true. Yeah. Like, yeah. Oh, what a fucking dick. Take my fucking dog with you.

555
00:50:07,860 --> 00:50:14,860
So not every movie needs to have a precocious kid. I that's what you said earlier. I listen.

556
00:50:14,860 --> 00:50:18,860
You know, why they try and make this story into Lassie? Why was yeah. Why was this?

557
00:50:18,860 --> 00:50:25,860
Why was this trying to be just a 90s trope of kid, you know, meets it tries to reform hero?

558
00:50:25,860 --> 00:50:35,860
No, it should have been a fucking homeless meth addict who just got done stealing someone's fucking bike and like runs into spawn and spawns like, what are you doing?

559
00:50:35,860 --> 00:50:42,860
He's like, well, I need some meth, man. And like spawns like, OK, it's all about himself, though.

560
00:50:42,860 --> 00:50:51,860
Yeah, he did. Oh, yeah. I wrote that down later. I wrote Sponges stole an innocent bikers bike. What the fuck?

561
00:50:51,860 --> 00:50:57,860
He's not on like a time sensitive mission. He literally is like, Wanda, I need to see Wanda.

562
00:50:57,860 --> 00:51:02,860
And then he could have just walked there. But instead, he robs a dude, steals his bike.

563
00:51:02,860 --> 00:51:09,860
He could have flown there with his fucking cape. Instead, he does that. Now that dude in full biker gear.

564
00:51:09,860 --> 00:51:12,860
We're talking head to toe costume. That guy was he ran out.

565
00:51:12,860 --> 00:51:17,860
He's going to have to ride on the back of one of his buddies bike home. How embarrassing is that?

566
00:51:17,860 --> 00:51:21,860
Just think about it. You've got a crotch rocket. Your friend's like, hey, do my bike just got stolen.

567
00:51:21,860 --> 00:51:26,860
I need a ride on your back in that you're in full costume. I'm in full costume.

568
00:51:26,860 --> 00:51:30,860
People are going to think that we're and it's like, well, what's wrong with that?

569
00:51:30,860 --> 00:51:35,860
It's 1997. Like, who cares? And it's going to be like, well, I don't it's still weird.

570
00:51:35,860 --> 00:51:38,860
I don't have a lot of room on my bike. It's just a one man bike.

571
00:51:38,860 --> 00:51:42,860
It's like, OK, fine, I'll get a cab. I'll don't get a cab. I don't know.

572
00:51:42,860 --> 00:51:48,860
But in my mind, I thought that one of the most important things that happened in this movie was Spawn stealing that dude's bike

573
00:51:48,860 --> 00:51:51,860
and that guy running out. I just feel so bad for him.

574
00:51:51,860 --> 00:51:58,860
When Spawn fights the violator for the first time, when you first see Clown transform into it, I'm like I was like, oh, man,

575
00:51:58,860 --> 00:52:05,860
maybe I was looking at this movie through rose colored glasses when I chose it, because like the effects so far were really bad.

576
00:52:05,860 --> 00:52:09,860
But then you see him transform like, OK, this is better.

577
00:52:09,860 --> 00:52:13,860
Like, where was this for Satan? Like, yeah, they used it all on Violator.

578
00:52:13,860 --> 00:52:18,860
It's funny when he is in the alleyway and he's fighting Violator, right?

579
00:52:18,860 --> 00:52:23,860
After Violator kicks the fucking dog. The dog has such a shitty life in this movie.

580
00:52:23,860 --> 00:52:27,860
The only the only good time that dog has is not on screen.

581
00:52:27,860 --> 00:52:32,860
That dog is a limp later and that limp I buy more than Spawn's limp when he came back from hell.

582
00:52:32,860 --> 00:52:36,860
But when he's shooting violators, they're just having this big fight.

583
00:52:36,860 --> 00:52:45,860
The moment Violator picks up that kid's dad, Spawn stops shooting and he just stares at Violator until Violator does something to the dad.

584
00:52:45,860 --> 00:52:53,860
And then then he starts fighting, fighting. He fucking hates that homeless kid's dad so fucking much for no reason.

585
00:52:53,860 --> 00:52:56,860
Just kind of like, all right, do what you're going to do.

586
00:52:56,860 --> 00:53:01,860
I saw him hit a kid earlier. So what? Al Simmons, you've killed so many innocent people.

587
00:53:01,860 --> 00:53:06,860
You fucking monster. You you just plus.

588
00:53:06,860 --> 00:53:09,860
Let's address the elephant in the room.

589
00:53:09,860 --> 00:53:14,860
He has this body as a hell spawn because he made a deal with Malbrosia.

590
00:53:14,860 --> 00:53:19,860
He is going back on that deal. That's fucked up. You make a deal, you honor it.

591
00:53:19,860 --> 00:53:25,860
You honor your fucking deals like you would be in hell.

592
00:53:25,860 --> 00:53:30,860
You would just be in hell suffering for eternity. You would not be even able to see your wife.

593
00:53:30,860 --> 00:53:35,860
Your wife or your ex-wife. So like, yeah, go kill whoever needs to fucking get killed.

594
00:53:35,860 --> 00:53:38,860
Spawn, you're cool with killing innocent people.

595
00:53:38,860 --> 00:53:43,860
The moment they want you to kill the guy that you want to kill, you're fucking like, I know.

596
00:53:43,860 --> 00:53:45,860
Maybe he's not going to.

597
00:53:45,860 --> 00:53:50,860
He's not going to see his wife anymore, but he also doesn't have to see that dog anymore.

598
00:53:50,860 --> 00:53:52,860
He's like, oh, fair trade.

599
00:53:52,860 --> 00:53:59,860
I'm just saying, man, it's like don't pussy foot around fucking Malbrosia's deal because

600
00:53:59,860 --> 00:54:05,860
that doesn't feel right when you're totally fine killing dozens of innocent people.

601
00:54:05,860 --> 00:54:10,860
So Malbrosia is the bad CGI devil?

602
00:54:10,860 --> 00:54:12,860
Yes, that's the one. Malbrosia is the...

603
00:54:12,860 --> 00:54:14,860
It's a character that spawns...

604
00:54:14,860 --> 00:54:20,860
Spoilers for the comic books that are 30 years old, but ends up killing or dethroning at least.

605
00:54:20,860 --> 00:54:26,860
He ends up taking over hell at some point. Spawn. It's pretty cool.

606
00:54:26,860 --> 00:54:34,860
So let's see. How does Van Helsing know how to get all the chains to come out of Spawn's body so easily?

607
00:54:34,860 --> 00:54:36,860
Wait, you mean hobo one Kenobi?

608
00:54:36,860 --> 00:54:41,860
Yeah. Cogliasto or whatever.

609
00:54:41,860 --> 00:54:44,860
He just like... well, I guess it's because he used to be a spawn himself.

610
00:54:44,860 --> 00:54:46,860
According to the comics, I looked him up.

611
00:54:46,860 --> 00:54:53,860
He was a hell spawn and then he has one power left.

612
00:54:53,860 --> 00:54:57,860
Like I showed you guys the thing earlier, but Spawn has a limited amount of power.

613
00:54:57,860 --> 00:54:59,860
They say that in the movie, but they don't really show it.

614
00:54:59,860 --> 00:55:06,860
But in the comics, it's represented by numbers like 9999 is how it starts and it gets down to 1.

615
00:55:06,860 --> 00:55:08,860
After that, presumably he dies.

616
00:55:08,860 --> 00:55:17,860
But Cogliasto, he has one power left and he's just using that power to stay alive.

617
00:55:17,860 --> 00:55:19,860
And he's been alive for now hundreds of years.

618
00:55:19,860 --> 00:55:22,860
So that would be what would happen to Spawn at the end also then?

619
00:55:22,860 --> 00:55:27,860
If he decided to go down to one power and just hang out there and not do anything else.

620
00:55:27,860 --> 00:55:31,860
But in this movie, it looks like he's got some powers though,

621
00:55:31,860 --> 00:55:35,860
because he pulls that sword out a lot and does a lot of sorting with it.

622
00:55:35,860 --> 00:55:36,860
Like a lot of green sorting.

623
00:55:36,860 --> 00:55:39,860
That was the thing that confused me. I don't know all of Spawn's powers.

624
00:55:39,860 --> 00:55:44,860
I only read one comic book and it was just a bunch of action scenes of him slaying demons.

625
00:55:44,860 --> 00:55:46,860
They're unlimited. His powers are unlimited.

626
00:55:46,860 --> 00:55:50,860
But like it is unlimited. He mind controls. He makes whatever with the suit, right?

627
00:55:50,860 --> 00:55:57,860
Theoretically, I think he could expend all of his power and blow up the earth if he needed to.

628
00:55:57,860 --> 00:56:04,860
So I think he's like, I feel like he's unlimited power, almost Green Lantern style with that cape.

629
00:56:04,860 --> 00:56:06,860
Green Lanterns make sense.

630
00:56:06,860 --> 00:56:14,860
It's like suit and cape except with a limited, like he has a, there's a fuel of like how much he can use.

631
00:56:14,860 --> 00:56:15,860
Or he'll die. Yeah.

632
00:56:15,860 --> 00:56:21,860
So like in the first comics, he turns himself into human and it makes him into a white blonde man,

633
00:56:21,860 --> 00:56:25,860
which he hates because he's a black guy and he doesn't want to be a white blonde guy.

634
00:56:25,860 --> 00:56:30,860
And that takes away like five.

635
00:56:30,860 --> 00:56:38,860
So turning himself into a human takes five. He has a little less than 10,000.

636
00:56:38,860 --> 00:56:44,860
So a little less than 10,000. And five was that.

637
00:56:44,860 --> 00:56:52,860
So I don't know. I think healing from a neck wound that we see later on would probably be like 10 or 15, maybe 20.

638
00:56:52,860 --> 00:56:55,860
Like, I don't know. So like.

639
00:56:55,860 --> 00:56:58,860
But I think at one point in the comics, when he takes over hell, that goes away.

640
00:56:58,860 --> 00:57:01,860
He just gets unlimited power. And then that's what he is now.

641
00:57:01,860 --> 00:57:09,860
But so then he learns how to do that. He steals that innocent poor guy's bike.

642
00:57:09,860 --> 00:57:16,860
They have a shootout on the bike. They have a completely unnecessary Terminator 2.

643
00:57:16,860 --> 00:57:18,860
Terminator 2. Yeah.

644
00:57:18,860 --> 00:57:22,860
Like, I mean, it was OK. It held up. It was fine. No, it's a cool scene.

645
00:57:22,860 --> 00:57:27,860
The way that stunt driver drifted that big ass truck. I mean, it's a cool scene. Unnecessary as fuck.

646
00:57:27,860 --> 00:57:32,860
It's literally just like he's he's like, all right, I'll just steal this bike and just go for a little bike ride.

647
00:57:32,860 --> 00:57:35,860
And then Violator's just like, all right, here we go.

648
00:57:35,860 --> 00:57:40,860
And he just chases him down like twisted metal, just a clown in a truck.

649
00:57:40,860 --> 00:57:44,860
People we too. And and.

650
00:57:44,860 --> 00:57:48,860
Just unnecessary, but fun. They needed to fill five minutes of action.

651
00:57:48,860 --> 00:57:52,860
We got it like when the truck blows up and he just kind of flies away from it.

652
00:57:52,860 --> 00:57:55,860
Oh, my God, that's the stupidest fucking scene.

653
00:57:55,860 --> 00:57:59,860
I'll see that one does. Yeah. God.

654
00:57:59,860 --> 00:58:02,860
A lot of nailing talk in this movie.

655
00:58:02,860 --> 00:58:07,860
There's all there like Martin Sheen says, like, I need you to fucking nail him.

656
00:58:07,860 --> 00:58:10,860
And then the chicks later like, I'm going to nail you.

657
00:58:10,860 --> 00:58:14,860
And he's like, I'm going to fucking net so much nailing in this fucking movie.

658
00:58:14,860 --> 00:58:18,860
How about the best light of the entire movie when violent when Violator,

659
00:58:18,860 --> 00:58:25,860
his head is on the ground of the room and he looks at one to hey, how about a little head?

660
00:58:25,860 --> 00:58:27,860
Yeah, that's the whole.

661
00:58:27,860 --> 00:58:32,860
That's the whole movie. It's what I wrote, flailing to incorporate juvenile sexualized anti humor

662
00:58:32,860 --> 00:58:36,860
that plays like an adolescent pandering at its most cynical,

663
00:58:36,860 --> 00:58:42,860
like the scene where like John Legasama graphically mimes the motion of crude spa.

664
00:58:42,860 --> 00:58:46,860
What crude masturbation while growling about bony?

665
00:58:46,860 --> 00:58:48,860
Well, that's the whole thing. The whole movie.

666
00:58:48,860 --> 00:58:52,860
Everything that fucking Violator does is. Huh.

667
00:58:52,860 --> 00:58:57,860
Kind of violates your senses a little bit. What do I call them?

668
00:58:57,860 --> 00:59:02,860
Here, finish smoking this. That's all the notes that I had.

669
00:59:02,860 --> 00:59:05,860
I'm ready to write this thing. I mean, we got that help.

670
00:59:05,860 --> 00:59:08,860
I'm not done. We're not done.

671
00:59:08,860 --> 00:59:14,860
I'm just saying I'm ready. But if you got more that hell battle made my eyes tired.

672
00:59:14,860 --> 00:59:19,860
And I like how this whole thing with like murdering innocent people and hell and Satan and all this shit.

673
00:59:19,860 --> 00:59:23,860
This movie still ended like a typical 90s movie where like everyone,

674
00:59:23,860 --> 00:59:27,860
the old master was like, ah, beginner's luck. And he's like, oh, you.

675
00:59:27,860 --> 00:59:30,860
And then the kid shows up and he's like, thanks for taking care of my dog.

676
00:59:30,860 --> 00:59:36,860
And it's just all comes all like step by step day by day.

677
00:59:36,860 --> 00:59:40,860
Mac and me ending kind of shit. Yeah.

678
00:59:40,860 --> 00:59:44,860
Yeah, there was a happy ending for a fucking spa.

679
00:59:44,860 --> 00:59:47,860
So the way, by the way, that dog wasn't even a bad dog.

680
00:59:47,860 --> 00:59:51,860
He attacked the violator when it was fucking up his master, pissed on his foot.

681
00:59:51,860 --> 00:59:56,860
He gets kicked. He gets left outside multiple times, is left to die.

682
00:59:56,860 --> 01:00:00,860
The only good time he has that isn't on screen is when he's with that little kid.

683
01:00:00,860 --> 01:00:04,860
And we don't even see that he didn't listen to new dad when new dad was yelling,

684
01:00:04,860 --> 01:00:06,860
get into the car. And that was an important moment.

685
01:00:06,860 --> 01:00:09,860
He should have gotten in the car. That was a bad dog moment.

686
01:00:09,860 --> 01:00:12,860
I'm look, I hate to make the dog, the slip up one time.

687
01:00:12,860 --> 01:00:17,860
He also fought a fucking giant demon named the violator.

688
01:00:17,860 --> 01:00:20,860
Shoot its fucking ankle. He was a good boy then, but he was a bad boy

689
01:00:20,860 --> 01:00:24,860
when he was at this when he was at that school gymnasium, political meeting place.

690
01:00:24,860 --> 01:00:29,860
He didn't listen to the new dad because the original alpha was back.

691
01:00:29,860 --> 01:00:33,860
Yeah, but I mean. Spawn.

692
01:00:33,860 --> 01:00:37,860
This is another reason he should go to hell. He should have said spaz go.

693
01:00:37,860 --> 01:00:42,860
He did. Oh, OK. I didn't see that part.

694
01:00:42,860 --> 01:00:46,860
Don't defend spawn bread. And he's a monster.

695
01:00:46,860 --> 01:00:51,860
He's literally not even an anti hero. There's shouldn't be hero in the word.

696
01:00:51,860 --> 01:00:56,860
He didn't do anything heroic in this movie. He killed a shitload of innocent people,

697
01:00:56,860 --> 01:01:02,860
didn't kill the main bad guy and broke a deal with the devil.

698
01:01:02,860 --> 01:01:07,860
Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad. I feel like the only good guy in this is that beta

699
01:01:07,860 --> 01:01:12,860
cock fucking dude who showed up after Al Simmons died is like, all right,

700
01:01:12,860 --> 01:01:16,860
I'll marry your beautiful wife and I'll give her a kid that you can't in the comics.

701
01:01:16,860 --> 01:01:20,860
In the comics that his daughter in the comic. No, that's no, no, no, no, no.

702
01:01:20,860 --> 01:01:26,860
It's definitely not. So in the comics, he's been gone for five years when he shows up.

703
01:01:26,860 --> 01:01:29,860
She's and he's been gone for five years in this, too.

704
01:01:29,860 --> 01:01:33,860
So when he shows up, though, she's 15 months old.

705
01:01:33,860 --> 01:01:37,860
The daughter, it's definitely definitely the other guys.

706
01:01:37,860 --> 01:01:41,860
And he says, but the doctor said that we couldn't have babies.

707
01:01:41,860 --> 01:01:45,860
There's something wrong. And he goes, it was me. It was me this whole fucking time.

708
01:01:45,860 --> 01:01:48,860
It was my fault. So I couldn't even give her the kid that she always wanted.

709
01:01:48,860 --> 01:01:54,860
So he realizes then that like he this is better for Wanda to be with this other guy.

710
01:01:54,860 --> 01:01:56,860
Right. But then in the movie, they they leave it ambiguous.

711
01:01:56,860 --> 01:02:00,860
You don't really ever know who's good. It is. I was actually thought it was Spongebob.

712
01:02:00,860 --> 01:02:04,860
She's the age. She's like six. Oh, I thought she was younger than that.

713
01:02:04,860 --> 01:02:06,860
She was like six. Yeah, I thought I thought it was his kid.

714
01:02:06,860 --> 01:02:09,860
I thought like she was pregnant or something when he went.

715
01:02:09,860 --> 01:02:11,860
Yeah, that's how they left it feeling in the movie.

716
01:02:11,860 --> 01:02:15,860
They didn't well also in the movie, she was just his fiance.

717
01:02:15,860 --> 01:02:20,860
They weren't married like they and in the comics, they were married for five years.

718
01:02:20,860 --> 01:02:24,860
So they did change some details. But so, yeah.

719
01:02:24,860 --> 01:02:28,860
And then I don't even think Wanda ever found out that that was out the whole time.

720
01:02:28,860 --> 01:02:34,860
Like the other dude did in the ballroom. He had the realization Jason knew it was him.

721
01:02:34,860 --> 01:02:42,860
The dog knew it was him. But I don't think that there was ever a moment where she was like, Al, like you don't.

722
01:02:42,860 --> 01:02:45,860
You don't think he went home and told his wife.

723
01:02:45,860 --> 01:02:51,860
No, I think after he realized that how much better she off she was with his friend, he decided to not complicate things.

724
01:02:51,860 --> 01:02:54,860
And I'm saying the friend didn't go home and tell his wife. No, they went.

725
01:02:54,860 --> 01:02:57,860
They spent a week just going, oh, well, I'm never talking about it.

726
01:02:57,860 --> 01:03:00,860
Hey, tell me about that ballroom attack that happened.

727
01:03:00,860 --> 01:03:04,860
Well, hell spawned some sort of demon came down and threatened us. He killed priest.

728
01:03:04,860 --> 01:03:08,860
You know that that woman. Oh, yeah, I don't like that woman. Why?

729
01:03:08,860 --> 01:03:11,860
Well, you've seen the way she dresses at work, right?

730
01:03:11,860 --> 01:03:13,860
Well, OK, yeah, but it's part of like her costume.

731
01:03:13,860 --> 01:03:19,860
No, there's no government agency on Earth, Michael, that would that would have her dress like that.

732
01:03:19,860 --> 01:03:21,860
She wants your attention.

733
01:03:21,860 --> 01:03:24,860
Does she talk to you? Do you have to ship your number?

734
01:03:24,860 --> 01:03:27,860
No, look, well, yes, but it's work related. I promise.

735
01:03:27,860 --> 01:03:30,860
She's not important. She just makes the labels for the discs there.

736
01:03:30,860 --> 01:03:33,860
She labels the mini disc. What the fuck does that mean?

737
01:03:33,860 --> 01:03:36,860
She labels the mini disc.

738
01:03:39,860 --> 01:03:43,860
Yeah. Oh, and then that house spawning end up being your ex husband, how Simmons.

739
01:03:43,860 --> 01:03:46,860
Would you like to now have a normal relationship moving forward?

740
01:03:46,860 --> 01:03:51,860
No, if he's smart, he keeps his mouth shut. He goes, how was work, honey? It was fine.

741
01:03:51,860 --> 01:03:54,860
It was good. Yeah, it's the fucking dog.

742
01:03:54,860 --> 01:04:01,860
Five years that dog first opportunity he had to say, fuck you to that dog and leave.

743
01:04:01,860 --> 01:04:04,860
He literally he just he's like, let's go, let's go, let's go.

744
01:04:04,860 --> 01:04:07,860
Everyone in the car. What about the dog? This is perfect.

745
01:04:07,860 --> 01:04:10,860
No, he knows his way home better than we do. Let's go.

746
01:04:10,860 --> 01:04:13,860
OK, this is all I've got on this movie.

747
01:04:13,860 --> 01:04:17,860
It's as if the entire cast received direction cues to play every moment

748
01:04:17,860 --> 01:04:20,860
with all the subtlety and nuance of professional wrestling promos.

749
01:04:22,860 --> 01:04:26,860
Oh, as I was watching in the notes, I took her a little different.

750
01:04:26,860 --> 01:04:30,860
I'm really starting to miss Bob's movie picks.

751
01:04:30,860 --> 01:04:34,860
Oh, here's where my brain was at the time.

752
01:04:34,860 --> 01:04:38,860
I'm about halfway through this movie and my note I took is go, Andy, go ahead.

753
01:04:38,860 --> 01:04:42,860
Turn this shit into a masterpiece.

754
01:04:42,860 --> 01:04:44,860
So you're right. I couldn't.

755
01:04:44,860 --> 01:04:48,860
This I will say this. There's there's little I could do to help this.

756
01:04:48,860 --> 01:04:53,860
I'm hoping that the new spawn movie that they're currently making

757
01:04:53,860 --> 01:04:59,860
with Jamie Foxx as Al Simmons is going to be the movie that we all deserve.

758
01:04:59,860 --> 01:05:00,860
So that's coming out.

759
01:05:00,860 --> 01:05:10,860
We're also getting a TV show on Max about two detectives that are in spawn

760
01:05:10,860 --> 01:05:13,860
that it's like agents.

761
01:05:13,860 --> 01:05:16,860
Here it's these guys right here.

762
01:05:16,860 --> 01:05:21,860
Hang on. They were just they were just in a panel.

763
01:05:21,860 --> 01:05:29,860
Right. God, I thought they were closer.

764
01:05:29,860 --> 01:05:34,860
There's these two detective dudes that oh, here, this guy, these two right here.

765
01:05:34,860 --> 01:05:42,860
Boom. I forgot their names, Twitch and damn, Twitch and Twitch and somebody.

766
01:05:42,860 --> 01:05:48,860
Got Silvio from Sopranos and a young doc from Back to the Future, basically.

767
01:05:48,860 --> 01:05:49,860
That's what they look like.

768
01:05:49,860 --> 01:05:53,860
But those but those two dudes are getting their own HBO show.

769
01:05:53,860 --> 01:06:00,860
And one of them is it's somebody famous like the like the guy who's playing the main dude is somewhat big.

770
01:06:00,860 --> 01:06:04,860
Like not Tom Hardy, but someone like that level.

771
01:06:04,860 --> 01:06:09,860
And so I don't know if that's going to play into the new movie.

772
01:06:09,860 --> 01:06:10,860
I hope it does.

773
01:06:10,860 --> 01:06:18,860
Like I hope that it's a direct spinoff of it, because if it's a Max show that I'm assuming HBO is going to do,

774
01:06:18,860 --> 01:06:20,860
they're going to have the movie.

775
01:06:20,860 --> 01:06:22,860
Do we know who's directing the movie?

776
01:06:22,860 --> 01:06:24,860
I think it's Todd McFarlane.

777
01:06:24,860 --> 01:06:29,860
And with the help of other directors, I think it's like not just him, but he's on the he's on the crew this time.

778
01:06:29,860 --> 01:06:32,860
Of doing like more than he did last time.

779
01:06:32,860 --> 01:06:36,860
I think the original would have been much better had they stuck with the original director.

780
01:06:36,860 --> 01:06:40,860
I'm happy it's Jamie Foxx, but I'm happy it's Jamie Foxx that spawned.

781
01:06:40,860 --> 01:06:47,860
But if they don't get John Leguizmo back as violator, I mean, I don't think they will.

782
01:06:47,860 --> 01:06:51,860
But I didn't know that Tim Burton was the original choice to direct Tim Burton.

783
01:06:51,860 --> 01:06:53,860
That's interesting. Yeah, but he couldn't do it.

784
01:06:53,860 --> 01:06:56,860
So they got this idiot already fucking up Batman.

785
01:06:56,860 --> 01:07:03,860
The one thing I enjoyed about this movie is what a fun time John Leguizmo had.

786
01:07:03,860 --> 01:07:07,860
He could. Yeah, I wish they would bring him back like you were saying for the other movie.

787
01:07:07,860 --> 01:07:12,860
I think we should play this movie like they do music to Noreaga to torture people.

788
01:07:12,860 --> 01:07:20,860
Oh, I started thinking this movie 1997 and I went and looked actually to see what else came out in 97.

789
01:07:20,860 --> 01:07:25,860
Because weirdly, this had such bad special effects that I was like, well, wait a minute.

790
01:07:25,860 --> 01:07:29,860
Was it the time? I was thinking maybe it's because of the time, you know, of what?

791
01:07:29,860 --> 01:07:31,860
The 1997 that special effects weren't as good.

792
01:07:31,860 --> 01:07:33,860
And then I went and looked what else came out.

793
01:07:33,860 --> 01:07:36,860
The Fifth Element, The Lost World, Jurassic Park.

794
01:07:36,860 --> 01:07:42,860
Hell, 1997, The Pest also had John Leguizmo and was a better movie.

795
01:07:42,860 --> 01:07:47,860
It's like, no, no, no. Hold on. I was going to let you fit in.

796
01:07:47,860 --> 01:07:52,860
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. The Pest was not a better movie than Spawn.

797
01:07:52,860 --> 01:07:59,860
You made him stop mid-bong hit for that. First off, first off, first off.

798
01:07:59,860 --> 01:08:03,860
Who directed this? You said this bozo. Who's the director?

799
01:08:03,860 --> 01:08:08,860
I don't remember. It doesn't matter. And that was just a joke, Andy. I'm not serious.

800
01:08:08,860 --> 01:08:13,860
And if we're going to go good graphics, you can't bring The Fifth Element into it.

801
01:08:13,860 --> 01:08:21,860
The Fifth Element has a lot of great practical effects, great set pieces, great costume choices, great actors, great story.

802
01:08:21,860 --> 01:08:28,860
Great everything. But the fucking graphics on The Fifth Element do not hold up, Mike.

803
01:08:28,860 --> 01:08:32,860
They are bad, bad, bad. They're as bad as fucking Spawn. They're as bad as.

804
01:08:32,860 --> 01:08:37,860
And look, The Lost World, you can get away with a lot when it comes to shooting nighttime stuff.

805
01:08:37,860 --> 01:08:44,860
And, you know, like I would say that the Jurassic Park movies are they stand apart from everything else.

806
01:08:44,860 --> 01:08:47,860
But that's because Spielberg made it feel like the devil.

807
01:08:47,860 --> 01:08:54,860
And he, unlike Spawn, fucking held up to his end of the bargain. So like, I don't know.

808
01:08:54,860 --> 01:08:59,860
Steven Spielberg is going to lead Satan's army. Fuck yeah.

809
01:08:59,860 --> 01:09:04,860
I think, honest to my feeling for this whole movie, I feel like they ruined it when they went for the PG-13 rating.

810
01:09:04,860 --> 01:09:11,860
I agree. It's watered down. It should be dark and funny. Not whatever this Lassie come home story is.

811
01:09:11,860 --> 01:09:17,860
Skip it and go watch the very good HBO animated version, which I went and watched the episode. It was great.

812
01:09:17,860 --> 01:09:25,860
The comic book you're reading, Andy, is that the old one or is that a current one, modern one?

813
01:09:25,860 --> 01:09:33,860
Too many things right now. One, I'm reading the just from the start that I'm on issue four of Spawn.

814
01:09:33,860 --> 01:09:38,860
Like just the start. Because he was just saying PG-13. I didn't know that.

815
01:09:38,860 --> 01:09:47,860
Oh, this movie should have been rated R. I agree with you 100% on that. This movie suffered for being PG-13.

816
01:09:47,860 --> 01:09:55,860
The new ones are, it's got Jeremy Renner. Oh, that's who it is. Jeremy Renner is going to play Twitch.

817
01:09:55,860 --> 01:09:59,860
And then also in the new show. So he's in the movie as well. So they are tied together.

818
01:09:59,860 --> 01:10:05,860
So they are tied together. It's Jamie Foxx, Jeremy Renner. That's who they have. Todd McFarlane.

819
01:10:05,860 --> 01:10:10,860
Oh, and then it's Plum House is going to do it. So it'll be good. So it's going to be good.

820
01:10:10,860 --> 01:10:15,860
It's going to be high quality. It's going to be well done. It's going to be everything about it. Super excited.

821
01:10:15,860 --> 01:10:22,860
Rated R. Pumped. What? I was going to tell him to go on.

822
01:10:22,860 --> 01:10:28,860
No, no, wait. I was on the, that was actually the end of what I had. I said go watch the HBO animated version.

823
01:10:28,860 --> 01:10:31,860
That's what I wanted to mention. The acting is way less cartoonish than the damn cartoon.

824
01:10:31,860 --> 01:10:42,860
So the HBO animation is a rated R spawn. I mean, it's TVMA. It's one of the first TVMAs, I think, around one of the,

825
01:10:42,860 --> 01:10:47,860
it's like when the time that TVMA became a thing, I remember Spawn being one of those.

826
01:10:47,860 --> 01:10:54,860
Well, it was also HBO anyway. It was HBO anyway. But it was still like, yeah, they do those, that series is.

827
01:10:54,860 --> 01:10:55,860
HBO goes hard.

828
01:10:55,860 --> 01:11:05,860
And they did a perfect animated, the art style on it is amazing. The, let me see, I think I.

829
01:11:05,860 --> 01:11:10,860
I think they tried to, since it was the 90s, they probably tried to hold Todd McFarland back.

830
01:11:10,860 --> 01:11:18,860
It was like, you can't have that many guts and, you know, all that shit. You can't say fucking kill. You got to say nail.

831
01:11:18,860 --> 01:11:23,860
You got to nail him. So he was probably hella restrained. He wanted his movie to get made.

832
01:11:23,860 --> 01:11:26,860
Yeah.

833
01:11:26,860 --> 01:11:32,860
Well, you could, you could tell a lot of the line changes, like, because I watch movies with subtitles on just in case I miss something.

834
01:11:32,860 --> 01:11:35,860
And there was definitely a few things that were changed.

835
01:11:35,860 --> 01:11:40,860
Like some of the lines, like the subtitle would say something different than what they would actually say.

836
01:11:40,860 --> 01:11:43,860
So I don't know if that changed a lot.

837
01:11:43,860 --> 01:11:49,860
Interesting. Or maybe, well, it could also be the subtitle pack that they used for whatever streaming site to be might have that.

838
01:11:49,860 --> 01:11:50,860
Different.

839
01:11:50,860 --> 01:11:55,860
A lot of that's AI done now. So it's like it does it automatically. It misses words.

840
01:11:55,860 --> 01:11:58,860
So this is on HBO Max is what you're telling me.

841
01:11:58,860 --> 01:12:00,860
Yes, this on HBO Max.

842
01:12:00,860 --> 01:12:01,860
Yeah.

843
01:12:01,860 --> 01:12:02,860
And it's great.

844
01:12:02,860 --> 01:12:05,860
Don't play too much of this, Andy, because the camera can kind of see it.

845
01:12:05,860 --> 01:12:07,860
That's going to be an issue.

846
01:12:07,860 --> 01:12:10,860
Oh, that amount with no sound, you'll be all right.

847
01:12:10,860 --> 01:12:13,860
All right. If you put it at the bottom left, it would be fine.

848
01:12:13,860 --> 01:12:17,860
It's fine. I'm just going to we're going to do this.

849
01:12:17,860 --> 01:12:21,860
Yeah, excellent show.

850
01:12:21,860 --> 01:12:25,860
But nice palette, because I watch it after I watch it.

851
01:12:25,860 --> 01:12:27,860
Yeah, yeah. I'm like, yeah, there is much better.

852
01:12:27,860 --> 01:12:30,860
Good spawn does exist. Is that your recreational recommendation?

853
01:12:30,860 --> 01:12:37,860
Oh, yeah. So Austin had an idea that we should actually well, let's rate the movie first.

854
01:12:37,860 --> 01:12:41,860
And then we'll do our and then I'll do our rec recs.

855
01:12:41,860 --> 01:12:44,860
Because that's kind of what it is. Recreational recommendations.

856
01:12:44,860 --> 01:12:48,860
Yeah, because we're recreational smokers. Austin's a smart guy.

857
01:12:48,860 --> 01:12:53,860
It's better than recommendation station at the end of Anthony Jesselnik's podcast.

858
01:12:53,860 --> 01:12:56,860
I didn't want to copy that too much. I'm like, let's make it a stoner thing.

859
01:12:56,860 --> 01:13:00,860
Yeah, recreational recommendations. So are you guys ready to rate this thing?

860
01:13:00,860 --> 01:13:04,860
Yeah. OK. All right.

861
01:13:04,860 --> 01:13:12,860
So our scale until until we find a better one, which I'm still working on, we're going to find a really cool variable scale.

862
01:13:12,860 --> 01:13:15,860
We might even just do a tier list, which might be just the way to go.

863
01:13:15,860 --> 01:13:20,860
We might just have a tier list and then start slapping these things on on the tiers might be the better way to do it.

864
01:13:20,860 --> 01:13:22,860
It's more visual representation.

865
01:13:22,860 --> 01:13:28,860
But right now, the way that we do things is we have eliminated the A in your standard A through F system.

866
01:13:28,860 --> 01:13:35,860
And instead, we've gone the other way. We added a W outside the F on the other side that stands for waste of fucking time.

867
01:13:35,860 --> 01:13:39,860
Typically, we don't pick movies that are standard Hollywood gold.

868
01:13:39,860 --> 01:13:49,860
So B, a B plus has been our highest ratings unless you're a titan, unless you're a masterpiece or S tier like some of our previous movies.

869
01:13:49,860 --> 01:13:55,860
I won't say which steel at Battlefield Earth.

870
01:13:55,860 --> 01:14:01,860
About a B plus is as high as you can go, but don't worry about it. I have a feeling we're not getting anywhere close to that.

871
01:14:01,860 --> 01:14:06,860
So we'll start with our boy, Austin.

872
01:14:06,860 --> 01:14:11,860
I love this movie as a kid. I had the toys going back and watching it.

873
01:14:11,860 --> 01:14:15,860
I was like, oh, no, the CGI is bad. I forgot about that.

874
01:14:15,860 --> 01:14:22,860
Oh, no, the acting is and then but Violator, the clown fucking saved it.

875
01:14:22,860 --> 01:14:27,860
It made it watchable and enjoyable. I actually got to go back and like pay more attention.

876
01:14:27,860 --> 01:14:31,860
So I'm giving it a B. Oh, shit. Bold.

877
01:14:31,860 --> 01:14:34,860
That is a bold take. That's bold. All right. All right.

878
01:14:34,860 --> 01:14:38,860
No shame in that. Mike.

879
01:14:38,860 --> 01:14:41,860
Wow. Talk about your man.

880
01:14:41,860 --> 01:14:49,860
Maybe I might be underrating this because of watching Todd McFarlane spawn on HBO after it.

881
01:14:49,860 --> 01:14:56,860
So that's fair. I think it's super fair to compare it to what's out there because, oh, man, comparison.

882
01:14:56,860 --> 01:15:01,860
That was my chaser. That makes this movie a W. Oh, my. Do not watch this. Watch that.

883
01:15:01,860 --> 01:15:06,860
God polar opposite reading time from Mike. Holy shit.

884
01:15:06,860 --> 01:15:09,860
Well, think about how many episodes I could have watched.

885
01:15:09,860 --> 01:15:12,860
Oh, it's literally by definition a waste of time.

886
01:15:12,860 --> 01:15:16,860
We just set up the brackets on the outside. So it doesn't even matter anymore.

887
01:15:16,860 --> 01:15:18,860
It's just between Andy and Brendan.

888
01:15:18,860 --> 01:15:22,860
Wow. Yeah, like how far in the middle are we going to go?

889
01:15:22,860 --> 01:15:37,860
Yeah. So there definitely is aspects of the movie that I do enjoy and there's aspects that kind of you can laugh at, you know, but I could put that to it being old and then spending a lot of budget on other things.

890
01:15:37,860 --> 01:15:40,860
So I do I rated it C minus.

891
01:15:40,860 --> 01:16:03,860
Okay, see, I think that if somebody took this movie and ran it through an A.I. that could improve its graphics, I think if somebody gave it a better score to underlying some of the more comedic moments and make it just a little bit more slapstick, turn it into a comedy like Battlefield.

892
01:16:03,860 --> 01:16:14,860
I think if you gave it a little bit or go the other way and really do an edit that shows how much of a monster Al Simmons is, I would like that take two.

893
01:16:14,860 --> 01:16:20,860
If you just went with a dark R rated cut where it's just Al Simmons as a serial killer.

894
01:16:20,860 --> 01:16:35,860
If you shot this like a Halloween movie and made Al Simmons the monster that's just murdered, you follow an innocent a six agent as he's going through his day and he hears about some of his friends being wiped out in a ballroom.

895
01:16:35,860 --> 01:16:38,860
He shows up to work. He just gets murdered by a hell spawn.

896
01:16:38,860 --> 01:16:40,860
Terrifying with the right music.

897
01:16:40,860 --> 01:17:00,860
Because of that alone, I'm going to give this movie. I was actually I was teetering between a C plus and a B minus and of the movie you want to make more so rate this movie Andy not what you want to make.

898
01:17:00,860 --> 01:17:11,860
I am I am because if we go back to 1997, my favorite year of all time as a child, I think, I think it's just like peak me think that I discovered myself as a person I was 10 years old.

899
01:17:11,860 --> 01:17:25,860
I started a new school I was making new friends I was discovering what I liked what I didn't like I started getting into reading I read the hatchet, which is a which which really kind of changed my whole understanding that reading could be fun spawn came out and you're

900
01:17:25,860 --> 01:17:39,860
excited to go see it. Yeah, no, no, that's the thing spawn came out, and I was really excited to go see it. And my mom, let me go see it. PG 13 be damned I was 10 years old and she's like yeah well it's spawn, you know it's a comic book thing we'll go take you.

901
01:17:39,860 --> 01:17:57,860
I went and saw it. And as a 10 year old boy in 1997 watching spawn there's, I loved every fucking second of this movie. I remember violator more than anything like it just john lewis Amo as violator is the way I will always see that character.

902
01:17:57,860 --> 01:18:00,860
Did you understand any of the jokes at 10 I'm curious.

903
01:18:00,860 --> 01:18:10,860
Was sexualized, you were in it, I'm sure I, I don't think I, I don't know if I got. Do you want a little head. That's a very funny line now.

904
01:18:10,860 --> 01:18:12,860
Don't know if I got that.

905
01:18:12,860 --> 01:18:20,860
But I'm sure I got a lot of it. But more than anything I'm just looking at that Cape going holy shit these graphics, I don't think you could do better.

906
01:18:20,860 --> 01:18:33,860
I think 1997 we've hit the pinnacle of we've hit the pinnacle of what things are. So you didn't see the last world. No I did but that the Cape stood out to me as being cool at the fucking time.

907
01:18:33,860 --> 01:18:36,860
Anyway yeah so be minus.

908
01:18:36,860 --> 01:18:38,860
And I.

909
01:18:38,860 --> 01:18:42,860
Okay, I don't know how to do the math on this.

910
01:18:42,860 --> 01:18:52,860
No because that double is where it's it's C. We started with a C and C and two B's is what it ends up being so it ends up being a C plus now he's right C plus.

911
01:18:52,860 --> 01:19:05,860
No, if it's, if we give these in numerical value of five, four, three, two, and then zero. No, not zero.

912
01:19:05,860 --> 01:19:08,860
Yeah, zero for W.

913
01:19:08,860 --> 01:19:12,860
And this would be what?

914
01:19:12,860 --> 01:19:19,860
Four and a half, nine and a half, eight and a half, zero.

915
01:19:19,860 --> 01:19:23,860
Okay, I don't know what the fuck.

916
01:19:23,860 --> 01:19:28,860
That was fun to watch. Me and Mike were on opposite sides like we were polar.

917
01:19:28,860 --> 01:19:31,860
I don't know what the fuck I was doing with this.

918
01:19:31,860 --> 01:19:39,860
I meant nothing. I had a number by the end of it. I had no goal with it. I was like all right I've got the number 12 or 13.

919
01:19:39,860 --> 01:19:46,860
Divide the number by four. You said C minus and you said what C plus? I said B minus. Divide your number by four.

920
01:19:46,860 --> 01:19:54,860
So it's either C plus or just C the middle. Yeah. Me and him were on the opposite sides of the spectrum so ours really doesn't come into play.

921
01:19:54,860 --> 01:19:58,860
Okay, then you're right. I think we're, I think we're to solid C.

922
01:19:58,860 --> 01:20:04,860
Come on gets us C. Okay.

923
01:20:04,860 --> 01:20:12,860
If you're familiar with the show in the first few seasons, we used to sort of just do a vote for movies, but that got chaotic.

924
01:20:12,860 --> 01:20:16,860
It's a little one sided. I used to cheat a lot.

925
01:20:16,860 --> 01:20:22,860
And people didn't enjoy that. And then at one point people voted for a movie called If You Don't Stop, dot, dot, dot, you'll go blind.

926
01:20:22,860 --> 01:20:26,860
He would cheat and veto. In other words, cheeto.

927
01:20:26,860 --> 01:20:31,860
I would cheeto the fuck out of these things. And for better or worse.

928
01:20:31,860 --> 01:20:38,860
And we've decided to change that. And now we're on a rotating system. I think it's a lot more fair.

929
01:20:38,860 --> 01:20:46,860
And this is the first for our Quietest Member, Brennan. So Brennan, what do you got for us this week?

930
01:20:46,860 --> 01:20:50,860
Well Mike, if you didn't like Spawn, I don't think you're going to like my choice.

931
01:20:50,860 --> 01:20:58,860
All right. I can't wait. So we haven't done a musical yet. So I went with Repo, the Genetic Opera.

932
01:20:58,860 --> 01:21:05,860
Yeah, boy. Yes, it's a rock opera. OK, I need to know.

933
01:21:05,860 --> 01:21:10,860
I don't know. What is heavy metal not on Tubi anymore?

934
01:21:10,860 --> 01:21:17,860
I need to know real quick. Have either of you seen Repo, Genetic Opera? No.

935
01:21:17,860 --> 01:21:26,860
Watch fucking musicals, dude. OK. Now, if Brennan's anything like me, I've seen this movie probably five or six times, maybe.

936
01:21:26,860 --> 01:21:33,860
I've seen it more. OK. It's if I if it's one of my go to musicals, I'll pick this over Rocky Horror.

937
01:21:33,860 --> 01:21:40,860
I'll pick like Rocky Horror. So if it's along that vein, it's great. But if we're but just to this would be a way better time.

938
01:21:40,860 --> 01:21:45,860
I haven't watched it in years. Never seen Rocky Horror. You've never seen Rocky Horror.

939
01:21:45,860 --> 01:21:53,860
I think I tried to watch it. I couldn't get past the intro. Oh, you're going to love Repo, Genetic Opera.

940
01:21:53,860 --> 01:21:59,860
OK, so I should say sorry, Austin. Wait, actually, can I? There's a weird guy. OK, that's all I know.

941
01:21:59,860 --> 01:22:03,860
All right. All right. Now, this is the Rocky Midnight Showing's probably 10 times.

942
01:22:03,860 --> 01:22:07,860
Oh, we're going to get it. OK, we got a lot to cover then next week.

943
01:22:07,860 --> 01:22:13,860
But I almost want to add an extra homework assignment by Club Style where.

944
01:22:13,860 --> 01:22:18,860
It's almost like Cheetoing where I want to add a component to Repo, Genetic Opera.

945
01:22:18,860 --> 01:22:22,860
I don't think that's enough. I kind of want to cover a little more musical.

946
01:22:22,860 --> 01:22:31,860
So I was thinking about doing this today. Anyway, we're going to do a double feature and the double feature.

947
01:22:31,860 --> 01:22:39,860
Don't worry, it's not long. We're doing Repo, Genetic Opera and Dr. Horrible's Sing Along blog.

948
01:22:39,860 --> 01:22:47,860
And Austin's funeral. You know what? I was Dr. fucking what? So I can write that down. Jesus Christ.

949
01:22:47,860 --> 01:22:55,860
Dr. Horrible's Sing Along blog starring Neil Patrick Harris. That's on Tubi? No, it's on YouTube probably.

950
01:22:55,860 --> 01:23:02,860
We'll figure it out. It was released for free on YouTube. It was it's directed by Joss Whedon.

951
01:23:02,860 --> 01:23:11,860
It's Neil Patrick Harris and Nathan Fillian and. Oh, I can't remember. Remember Felicia Day.

952
01:23:11,860 --> 01:23:18,860
Sounds great. It's my I'll tell you this, just not it's not about the story at all.

953
01:23:18,860 --> 01:23:25,860
When they released this for free on YouTube, it was a big hit, but they also said, hey, if you like it, you can buy the DVD.

954
01:23:25,860 --> 01:23:35,860
And the DVD is going to come with commentary, the musical where the whole commentary is a separate musical on its own while you're watching Dr. Horrible.

955
01:23:35,860 --> 01:23:43,860
So I bought the DVD. I think I'll find it. Maybe we can watch that together after. But.

956
01:23:43,860 --> 01:23:48,860
It's great. You said not long. How long am I? Forty five minutes. Oh, OK, that's it's three acts.

957
01:23:48,860 --> 01:23:52,860
Forty five minutes. That's why I thought I could tack it on here without any. Yeah, that's no problem.

958
01:23:52,860 --> 01:23:57,860
And it's it's delightful. This isn't a versus. This is just a double feature.

959
01:23:57,860 --> 01:24:04,860
We're going to talk about both. And if you can cram any other musicals into your watching this.

960
01:24:04,860 --> 01:24:07,860
I'm going to suggest that we do it. You're going to see in the chat.

961
01:24:07,860 --> 01:24:11,860
I'm going to put that just recommended viewing and I'll tell the audience right now.

962
01:24:11,860 --> 01:24:20,860
If you're listening to this, some of them are going to going to include the musical episode from Psych once more with feeling from Buffy.

963
01:24:20,860 --> 01:24:25,860
It's going to be the first episode of.

964
01:24:25,860 --> 01:24:32,860
What's that one with Keegan? Schrigga Schmigga, Schmigga, Dune.

965
01:24:32,860 --> 01:24:37,860
And I'm going to try to think of a few others. These are just one episode thing, so they are doable.

966
01:24:37,860 --> 01:24:43,860
And it's so consider this week, Austin, to be musical week, to be musical week.

967
01:24:43,860 --> 01:24:48,860
We're going to save it for high scores. But OK, no, trust me, this is.

968
01:24:48,860 --> 01:24:52,860
Brendan just just did something that no one expected.

969
01:24:52,860 --> 01:24:55,860
A triple feature. I'm going to put a sound of music.

970
01:24:55,860 --> 01:24:59,860
Everybody thought I was going to pick Goon because that's the only hockey will be on there.

971
01:24:59,860 --> 01:25:04,860
I did think he was going to be said. I wish we would take it to.

972
01:25:04,860 --> 01:25:10,860
Nope, we're doing a double feature. Dr. Horrible, Sing Along Blog and of course, Repo, the genetic opera.

973
01:25:10,860 --> 01:25:17,860
I feel like our episodes with like controversy movies like the people either love or hate are good episodes usually.

974
01:25:17,860 --> 01:25:21,860
Yeah, but. I'm serious, we're going to have I'm going to worry.

975
01:25:21,860 --> 01:25:24,860
There's going to be a lot of recommending viewing this week, so just be prepared, you guys.

976
01:25:24,860 --> 01:25:29,860
There's some great musicals out there that we're all missing.

977
01:25:29,860 --> 01:25:36,860
I'm always down for a musical. Apparently, yeah. Did anyone watch Knuckles?

978
01:25:36,860 --> 01:25:39,860
Yes, there's a goals is great. I don't want to.

979
01:25:39,860 --> 01:25:44,860
Well, there's one episode in particular that I wonder what it's about.

980
01:25:44,860 --> 01:25:50,860
You had to use your deductive reasoning. I don't want to spoil anything, but boy, is it good.

981
01:25:50,860 --> 01:25:52,860
No, you can watch Knuckles with your kids.

982
01:25:52,860 --> 01:25:57,860
They were watching it one day when I was getting ready to go to work and it looked good.

983
01:25:57,860 --> 01:26:00,860
Yeah, and I too as a grown man have a reason to watch Knuckles.

984
01:26:00,860 --> 01:26:05,860
So shut up, everybody. I'm allowed to watch it. I like Sonic the Hedgehog.

985
01:26:05,860 --> 01:26:09,860
Yeah, it's good. Yeah, Knuckles is great. That's it's worth the watch.

986
01:26:09,860 --> 01:26:17,860
So yeah, now we got recommend. So moving forward, everybody who came to listen to us talk about Spawn

987
01:26:17,860 --> 01:26:22,860
and find out what we're going to do next week. I guess you can fuck off if you don't want to listen to the rest of this.

988
01:26:22,860 --> 01:26:26,860
But yeah, so now we're going to get into the music.

989
01:26:26,860 --> 01:26:30,860
Let me make it you on here so I know when to put the music.

990
01:26:30,860 --> 01:26:53,860
Cue the music now.

991
01:26:53,860 --> 01:26:55,860
I don't think we have to pause.

992
01:26:55,860 --> 01:27:00,860
No, keep going. I can put this in.

993
01:27:00,860 --> 01:27:09,860
That's the music. I picture like the little thing that the little bell thing that goes off when you walk into a store like dinning like you're walking into a recreational.

994
01:27:09,860 --> 01:27:14,860
Yeah, that's what we're going to do. It's going to be some sort of bell music. I'll make it on AI.

995
01:27:14,860 --> 01:27:19,860
Everybody at home who just listens to whatever it was. That's the boo. That was good.

996
01:27:19,860 --> 01:27:25,860
All right. I might use that. Just loop that. All right, everybody.

997
01:27:25,860 --> 01:27:29,860
We're going to see what Andy's capable of with editing and AI.

998
01:27:29,860 --> 01:27:33,860
We'll see what we get. But I'm going to try to make that the most epic music ever.

999
01:27:33,860 --> 01:27:36,860
It's going to be a minute long. It's just going to be crazy.

1000
01:27:36,860 --> 01:27:43,860
That's going to be the I'm going to try to do like a trance with it's going to be fucking dope.

1001
01:27:43,860 --> 01:27:48,860
Speaking of homemade trance, you got a Brennan coughing in the background of the two.

1002
01:27:48,860 --> 01:27:52,860
You have so many sound bites of that. Yeah.

1003
01:27:52,860 --> 01:27:57,860
Does anyone remember Homestar Runner dot com? Yes. Strong bad email, baby. Strong bad email.

1004
01:27:57,860 --> 01:28:03,860
Does anyone remember the homemade techno from strong bad strong bad?

1005
01:28:03,860 --> 01:28:06,860
No, the only music I remember is Chalk Door.

1006
01:28:06,860 --> 01:28:12,860
OK, well, if all three of you had remembered, we could have done the most epic of all time right now.

1007
01:28:12,860 --> 01:28:15,860
And I'm going to show you what we could have done. But now we can't.

1008
01:28:15,860 --> 01:28:20,860
Because it needs four people. Art recreational recommendations.

1009
01:28:20,860 --> 01:28:28,860
This is where we're talking about other things that we're doing that aren't related to spawn, aren't related to just whatever it could be.

1010
01:28:28,860 --> 01:28:40,860
Anything video games, books, movies, music, an art piece that you saw, comic book you read, some toy that you picked up, some cool collectible, you know, just anything that you want to talk about.

1011
01:28:40,860 --> 01:28:50,860
This is our show and tell part of the kindergarten class. And what do you guys got? We all just finished fallout. Yeah, we all just finished fallout.

1012
01:28:50,860 --> 01:28:54,860
That's one thing for sure. And I don't I don't want to go with this. Let's no spoilers.

1013
01:28:54,860 --> 01:29:00,860
This is just like if you were talking to someone at the water cooler, you don't want to spoil what you want them to watch it.

1014
01:29:00,860 --> 01:29:05,860
I mean, fallout is a 10 out of 10. That's a good fucking show.

1015
01:29:05,860 --> 01:29:11,860
Some of the best acting and and costume design, everything about it is it's literally perfect.

1016
01:29:11,860 --> 01:29:18,860
Graphics are awesome. Did you watch the after credits of fallout?

1017
01:29:18,860 --> 01:29:22,860
Was there one each episode? No, the end credits scene at the end of the series.

1018
01:29:22,860 --> 01:29:25,860
Oh boy. Oh, boy.

1019
01:29:25,860 --> 01:29:32,860
I feel like only me and Brennan know this. Yeah, Mike doesn't get Mike doesn't get it because he didn't play the games.

1020
01:29:32,860 --> 01:29:37,860
Oh, wait, shit. No, no, no. Hold on. Hold on. That's out there everywhere.

1021
01:29:37,860 --> 01:29:42,860
But we can't talk about it. But yes, I did see that. And I'm currently playing.

1022
01:29:42,860 --> 01:29:47,860
Yes, I did. Well, it's spoiled anyway.

1023
01:29:47,860 --> 01:29:54,860
Andy always does this. He's don't give any spoilers. Then he immediately gives a spoiler.

1024
01:29:54,860 --> 01:30:00,860
He's like, just going to turn Mike down. Well, yeah, he was peeking.

1025
01:30:00,860 --> 01:30:04,860
Not not for any other not for any political reasons.

1026
01:30:04,860 --> 01:30:08,860
Fallout's great. I just beat Kingdom Hearts, the first one.

1027
01:30:08,860 --> 01:30:13,860
I don't know how to tell Zach. It's so boring. It's such a boring game.

1028
01:30:13,860 --> 01:30:24,860
It's like tough to play because games are so much better right now that going to something that was made in early 2000s and it's a Disney property.

1029
01:30:24,860 --> 01:30:35,860
The only reason I'm playing it is because it has Final Fantasy characters. They blended Final Fantasy and Disney made it into a game that's that you can go fight people.

1030
01:30:35,860 --> 01:30:39,860
And I'm like, yeah, absolutely. And a bunch of cool little twists on it are fun.

1031
01:30:39,860 --> 01:30:47,860
Like the magic you use as your character in this game is the same magic system that's in the Final Fantasy game.

1032
01:30:47,860 --> 01:30:54,860
So in the Final Fantasy game, you start off with fire is your first fire fire turns it the E.

1033
01:30:54,860 --> 01:30:57,860
It becomes an A. That is your second strongest.

1034
01:30:57,860 --> 01:31:02,860
And then fire Agra is or fire fire Aga becomes your most powerful one.

1035
01:31:02,860 --> 01:31:08,860
And then there might be like Flair after that. But in this game, your magic evolves the same way.

1036
01:31:08,860 --> 01:31:14,860
So by the end, you're using like blizzara and, you know, like all this kind of cool magic, which I like.

1037
01:31:14,860 --> 01:31:21,860
You meet Final Fantasy characters. You have summons. You meet Leon from Final Fantasy 8, which is my favorite game.

1038
01:31:21,860 --> 01:31:29,860
So that's fun. But the reason it sucks is that these cut scenes are they feel like you're watching them at half speed.

1039
01:31:29,860 --> 01:31:40,860
Like if you're listening to an audiobook and somebody just clicked it down a few notches and it's just like it takes, I don't know, 10 seconds before anyone responds to each other.

1040
01:31:40,860 --> 01:31:49,860
I hate it. Like, hey, goofy. Hey, Sora. Let's go get the Harless.

1041
01:31:49,860 --> 01:31:55,860
It's just fucking forever. I hate it so much. That was a bad goofy. I'll never do that.

1042
01:31:55,860 --> 01:32:00,860
That's a good. Well, that sounded like goofy. Yeah.

1043
01:32:00,860 --> 01:32:05,860
I'll tell you what I've been doing. This is one night. It was just one night.

1044
01:32:05,860 --> 01:32:10,860
Thursday night when I got off work. Hold on somebody.

1045
01:32:10,860 --> 01:32:17,860
I just flick my mic on and off. OK. When I got off work Thursday night, I went down because my wife was leaving town.

1046
01:32:17,860 --> 01:32:22,860
So I needed to stay up to wait. I had to keep fucking rhyming.

1047
01:32:22,860 --> 01:32:27,860
If you're going to tell the story, you don't start with I went down because my wife was leaving town.

1048
01:32:27,860 --> 01:32:31,860
You better fuck. You better find a way to keep writing.

1049
01:32:31,860 --> 01:32:35,860
It's not because all this is too high. Start a musical.

1050
01:32:35,860 --> 01:32:40,860
We have to do it because my wife was going out of town.

1051
01:32:40,860 --> 01:32:46,860
I had to eat some food. I was left work and went down to watch a movie

1052
01:32:46,860 --> 01:32:51,860
because I had to stay up until three a.m. to make sure I wake my wife up early in the morning

1053
01:32:51,860 --> 01:32:54,860
for her to go out of town, which has nothing to do with the movie.

1054
01:32:54,860 --> 01:32:59,860
I went and saw Furiosa Thursday night. Oh, holy crap.

1055
01:32:59,860 --> 01:33:05,860
Great movie. Great movie. Go see Furiosa. Everybody go to the theaters and see it.

1056
01:33:05,860 --> 01:33:10,860
It's getting hate online for some stupid things like Andy Taylor.

1057
01:33:10,860 --> 01:33:15,860
Joy has 40 lines of dialogue. Who cares? It doesn't matter.

1058
01:33:15,860 --> 01:33:19,860
It's Mad Max. It makes no difference.

1059
01:33:19,860 --> 01:33:22,860
It's Furiosa. As a matter of fact, I watched this movie.

1060
01:33:22,860 --> 01:33:28,860
Keeping that in mind, at the end of this movie, they could have done this movie like prey.

1061
01:33:28,860 --> 01:33:35,860
Do you remember the movie Prey? It's on Hulu original where they had no dialogue.

1062
01:33:35,860 --> 01:33:39,860
No. Oh, the Predator thing? The Predator. Yeah. Oh, yes.

1063
01:33:39,860 --> 01:33:43,860
Yeah. No dialogue. They could have done this movie with no dialogue and it would have been fantastic.

1064
01:33:43,860 --> 01:33:47,860
Are people saying that 40 lines is too much dialogue? Too little is what people are saying.

1065
01:33:47,860 --> 01:33:50,860
Is it a Mad Max movie? Yeah, it's a Mad Max movie.

1066
01:33:50,860 --> 01:33:52,860
Didn't Mad Max himself have less than that in his movie?

1067
01:33:52,860 --> 01:33:57,860
That's sort of the point is that it doesn't matter. That's my point is that it's a fantastic movie.

1068
01:33:57,860 --> 01:34:00,860
I'm forgetting. This is a female-led movie, correct? Exactly.

1069
01:34:00,860 --> 01:34:04,860
Of course, it's going to get hate online. Right. And it's amazing.

1070
01:34:04,860 --> 01:34:07,860
It's exactly what you want from it. Yeah.

1071
01:34:07,860 --> 01:34:10,860
I mean, it might be worth going to the theaters to check out. It is.

1072
01:34:10,860 --> 01:34:17,860
I might go do that. I'll have to go standard, earliest showing on a Monday where there's no other people there.

1073
01:34:17,860 --> 01:34:23,860
Right. Late nights are good here because there's so many older people. So late nights are really good, too.

1074
01:34:23,860 --> 01:34:30,860
It's been a while since I've had this red. But when is it time? When can we stop having movies come out and movie theaters first?

1075
01:34:30,860 --> 01:34:36,860
When can we just change that as a society? Nobody wants it. Nobody wants movie theater culture.

1076
01:34:36,860 --> 01:34:41,860
We all want shit to come out day one streaming because everyone wants to watch it at home.

1077
01:34:41,860 --> 01:34:44,860
We have that. We had that during COVID, though. And everyone loved it.

1078
01:34:44,860 --> 01:34:49,860
The problem is, is that they don't make as much money that way.

1079
01:34:49,860 --> 01:34:53,860
So they just need to change their expectations or change the way that they make money via streaming.

1080
01:34:53,860 --> 01:34:59,860
Exactly. What they need to do is do day and date stream at the same day like they did during COVID.

1081
01:34:59,860 --> 01:35:06,860
But it ought to be like seventy nine dollars on week one and go down to sixty nine on week two, fifty nine on week three.

1082
01:35:06,860 --> 01:35:08,860
However long you want to wait, that's going to be up to you.

1083
01:35:08,860 --> 01:35:13,860
So if you want to wait the full eight or ten weeks like it is now, then it'll be nineteen ninety nine.

1084
01:35:13,860 --> 01:35:18,860
But if you're willing to pay eighty dollars, but if you've got a family of four, you're paying that to go to the movies anyway.

1085
01:35:18,860 --> 01:35:21,860
Yes, that's true. Yeah, that is true.

1086
01:35:21,860 --> 01:35:28,860
And you have the option to share with friends in the way that they could come over, watch it, you can watch it again.

1087
01:35:28,860 --> 01:35:31,860
You know, you own it at that point or you're renting it or you talk about rent.

1088
01:35:31,860 --> 01:35:39,860
No, I think they should sell them like just it starts at seventy nine or eighty nine dollars and goes down every week until like you own it.

1089
01:35:39,860 --> 01:35:43,860
When you when you when you buy it at home, you own it.

1090
01:35:43,860 --> 01:35:55,860
No, what they should do is have it this while the same time it's in the theater, have only the option to rent it once for a higher fee than normal.

1091
01:35:55,860 --> 01:35:59,860
Like forty nine. The only way to make that work financially is make it be like that's what I'm talking about.

1092
01:35:59,860 --> 01:36:06,860
Fifty bucks. But you rent the movie that would have be the same kind of premiere that would be at a theater.

1093
01:36:06,860 --> 01:36:13,860
Right. So you get one viewing of it, maybe even they limit the option to pause or record or whatever.

1094
01:36:13,860 --> 01:36:16,860
Maybe it's just you have to just play it. It's a theater experience at home.

1095
01:36:16,860 --> 01:36:22,860
It has the built in previews. There's no fast forward. There's no rewind. You're just renting as if it's just you're there.

1096
01:36:22,860 --> 01:36:24,860
I had to take it to the movies. That's exactly what it is.

1097
01:36:24,860 --> 01:36:32,860
So you do that and you pay fifty bucks for that. That way or even more, maybe eighty bucks, because that way you get friends over.

1098
01:36:32,860 --> 01:36:37,860
Everyone splits the cost. You're more comfortable. It's at home. Everyone has their snacks. Everyone has their food.

1099
01:36:37,860 --> 01:36:40,860
You don't you're not losing, you know, like whatever.

1100
01:36:40,860 --> 01:36:46,860
So I think that's the way that we could go as a culture because I fucking hate the movie theaters. They suck.

1101
01:36:46,860 --> 01:36:50,860
I hate being in general public in general. I hate just being around the general.

1102
01:36:50,860 --> 01:36:55,860
I hate having to sit next to strangers to enjoy a movie. I hate being in the dark with people I don't know.

1103
01:36:55,860 --> 01:36:59,860
I hate being in places that are cleaned by people that I don't know.

1104
01:36:59,860 --> 01:37:04,860
I hate being in a seat that's been who knows what by who knows when, how many times.

1105
01:37:04,860 --> 01:37:13,860
I don't like it. I could see that out here. But when I lived in Havasu, they built this brand new movie theater that nobody ever goes to.

1106
01:37:13,860 --> 01:37:17,860
And it's always clean. They have the nicest shit. You could buy booze there.

1107
01:37:17,860 --> 01:37:23,860
I like I go see like a major Marvel movie there. That's I don't go there like every week and go see whatever's new.

1108
01:37:23,860 --> 01:37:26,860
It has to be something like big. The only.

1109
01:37:26,860 --> 01:37:30,860
Yeah, we're going to like I'm going to go to an IMAX to see a Deadpool when it comes out.

1110
01:37:30,860 --> 01:37:33,860
Yeah, there's definitely movies that are better to see in theaters.

1111
01:37:33,860 --> 01:37:38,860
And I wouldn't want to give up that like the Star Wars movies, the prequels when they came out.

1112
01:37:38,860 --> 01:37:43,860
Like that's a memory I'll hold on to for my whole life going and seeing those with my dad at midnight.

1113
01:37:43,860 --> 01:37:46,860
You know, my dad pulled me out of school.

1114
01:37:46,860 --> 01:37:51,860
Lied so he could pull us out of school so we could go see Attack of the Clones.

1115
01:37:51,860 --> 01:37:56,860
I think my dad pulled me out of school to get a seat to go see Attack of the Clones.

1116
01:37:56,860 --> 01:38:02,860
At Cinema City in Yorba Lynn, Anaheim Hills, Cinema City, which is now a fucking Tesla dealership.

1117
01:38:02,860 --> 01:38:06,860
And it broke my goddamn heart. So I don't know that you hate the theater experience.

1118
01:38:06,860 --> 01:38:09,860
You hate today's theater experience. I hate the fucking theaters.

1119
01:38:09,860 --> 01:38:19,860
Hear me out. I would I would rather watch Deadpool at home by myself a thousand percent over going to the IMAX and seeing it there.

1120
01:38:19,860 --> 01:38:28,860
Because the moment that a character is introduced on screen and the people start cheering and I miss that first fucking line.

1121
01:38:28,860 --> 01:38:31,860
My my mood is literally ruined for the rest of the movie.

1122
01:38:31,860 --> 01:38:34,860
And that's on me. Sure. For being sensitive in that way.

1123
01:38:34,860 --> 01:38:39,860
But that's why I prefer watching at home when I'm watching at home and I want to react genuinely to a moment.

1124
01:38:39,860 --> 01:38:46,860
I could pause the movie and just be like, whoa. OK. That's that's there's something to that movie experience, though.

1125
01:38:46,860 --> 01:38:51,860
Like you're there maybe with a bunch of people, maybe it's just a few people go at a certain time.

1126
01:38:51,860 --> 01:38:56,860
But like the fact that you're there, you can't pause the movie or anything.

1127
01:38:56,860 --> 01:39:00,860
You have to sit there and pay attention to it. You don't even want to get up and go to the bathroom.

1128
01:39:00,860 --> 01:39:05,860
Austin knows the difference. It's special. There are distractions. Other people are assholes.

1129
01:39:05,860 --> 01:39:11,860
But I'm not a toddler when I intend to watch a movie with my full intent, with my full attention.

1130
01:39:11,860 --> 01:39:15,860
It gets it. I'm not sitting here on my phone. I'm not a teenage girl.

1131
01:39:15,860 --> 01:39:19,860
When I sit and watch a movie, do you not see the copious amount of notes I take?

1132
01:39:19,860 --> 01:39:23,860
I pause a movie and collect my notes on these things. I my thoughts.

1133
01:39:23,860 --> 01:39:29,860
I it takes me four hours to watch. That wasn't a stab at you. I was saying just in general.

1134
01:39:29,860 --> 01:39:36,860
But what I'm let you get it out for a second. But I meant like if you're if getting together and watching a movie with some friends at your house is great.

1135
01:39:36,860 --> 01:39:40,860
That there's nothing wrong with that. But when you go to a theater, it's different. It's far different.

1136
01:39:40,860 --> 01:39:45,860
You can't pause it. There's no no one's allowed to talk or ask questions or anything.

1137
01:39:45,860 --> 01:39:51,860
Everyone's just sitting there watching the movie. It's just a different. It's just a different path to seeing the movie.

1138
01:39:51,860 --> 01:40:04,860
Austin, I watched a movie about a year ago in the theaters and there was these teenage girls behind me that not only were tapping the back of my chair with their foot, they wouldn't stop talking.

1139
01:40:04,860 --> 01:40:09,860
They had a full, full volume. Oh, my God. This guy won't stop taking pictures of that.

1140
01:40:09,860 --> 01:40:20,860
They had a full, like, on like just just unabashed conversation about like Clearman's cheese.

1141
01:40:20,860 --> 01:40:34,860
And I've never in my life been so close to just thinking, all right, when they leave, I'll stick my foot out and hopefully they just fall down a bunch of stairs and I kill one of the two of Jesus.

1142
01:40:34,860 --> 01:40:40,860
So going to the theaters is just a bad fucking like I hate it so much. I hate that the general public.

1143
01:40:40,860 --> 01:40:49,860
No, the problem is, is that so what they should do, go back to my system. If you read the movie, whatever, keep theaters around, make it.

1144
01:40:49,860 --> 01:41:03,860
They'll have to raise the prices. Right. But that's OK, because then that eliminates like teenagers from going because like you don't want to go to a theater and have people who aren't respecting the movie the same way you are to be in the same theater, because then they

1145
01:41:03,860 --> 01:41:13,860
they're they're bored. Their wife is asking like, what's going on? Who's that guy? What is happening here? I hear that bullshit going on. Kids aren't following what's going on, even though it's an Iron Man movie.

1146
01:41:13,860 --> 01:41:18,860
They don't want to see Iron Man having a panic attack. They don't know what's happening. They have other things on their minds at that point.

1147
01:41:18,860 --> 01:41:25,860
It's so frustrating that you have to sit there in the fucking general public. You just have to be around strangers.

1148
01:41:25,860 --> 01:41:34,860
And if you're in Aurora, Colorado, you'll get fucking killed for going to see Batman. You know, like it's like here I'm safe.

1149
01:41:34,860 --> 01:41:39,860
I have my fucking TV. It's a big screen from where I'm sitting on my fucking couch.

1150
01:41:39,860 --> 01:41:47,860
It's as big as from the perspective of a regular movie theater. When you're in the theater, sort of. It's like this and I VR if I really needed to go full pretend theater.

1151
01:41:47,860 --> 01:41:53,860
But actually, it's kind of dope. It hurts your eyes in the long run. But I think these are Andy issues, though, not movie.

1152
01:41:53,860 --> 01:41:58,860
No, I can't be alone. But you're not alone. I can't be alone. But there's got to be people out there that hate the fact.

1153
01:41:58,860 --> 01:42:02,860
But there's just as many people. Did you see any of the Jackass movies in theaters? Any of them? Yeah.

1154
01:42:02,860 --> 01:42:06,860
I've seen like most of them in theaters. I probably saw them. Isn't that such an experience?

1155
01:42:06,860 --> 01:42:13,860
Like all like minded people like you just laughing their asses off, like having a good time. Like the community kind of experience.

1156
01:42:13,860 --> 01:42:19,860
The community feel like it. For certain movies, maybe not a cinematic movie, but like something like Jackass. Yeah, and great.

1157
01:42:19,860 --> 01:42:32,860
If I really wanted to experience watching Jackass with someone, I could either have someone here watching it with me or I could if I wanted to see the audience react to it, I can go on YouTube and watch it.

1158
01:42:32,860 --> 01:42:44,860
But does that take does that get rid of the all the other problems is just that that sense of camaraderie with the general public when you're watching a movie, get rid of all of the extra stuff? I don't know.

1159
01:42:44,860 --> 01:42:51,860
Look, you're right. I'm not saying one. I stand alone here amongst friends, but I'm sure there's people out there that can relate with me.

1160
01:42:51,860 --> 01:42:58,860
There's got to be people that hate going to the theater as much as I do. There are. And I agree with you. I like the two tiers.

1161
01:42:58,860 --> 01:43:04,860
I like the two tier system of being able to watch it over and in the movies, but I don't think movies need to go away.

1162
01:43:04,860 --> 01:43:10,860
I think they need to become a more special experience. And and what you really want already exists.

1163
01:43:10,860 --> 01:43:16,860
You don't think Brad Pitt's going to the theater to watch a movie, do you? They'll sell you a box.

1164
01:43:16,860 --> 01:43:25,860
It's about seventy thousand dollars and each movie is about five hundred dollars. But you can absolutely do that today.

1165
01:43:25,860 --> 01:43:35,860
See, to me, if I was rich enough, that would be absolutely an investment I would make. Yeah, rich people do it.

1166
01:43:35,860 --> 01:43:41,860
So you're basically just buying the reels to like as a. It's all digital, but yes, but you're basically pretending that you're a movie theater.

1167
01:43:41,860 --> 01:43:46,860
Basically, yes. Is it seventy thousand dollars? Is there not a cheeper option for the equipment?

1168
01:43:46,860 --> 01:43:54,860
We not make fried rice movie theater as a as like a no, we cannot call this building a fucking movie theater and just get some reels.

1169
01:43:54,860 --> 01:43:58,860
Well, yeah, you can. It's seventy thousand dollars and five hundred dollars a movie. Let's start a go fund me.

1170
01:43:58,860 --> 01:44:02,860
Everybody driving theaters. It's a driveway theater.

1171
01:44:02,860 --> 01:44:11,860
All right, everybody, if you join Patreon, if we ever get to the whopping number of seventy thousand dollars, you're going to really help me not have to.

1172
01:44:11,860 --> 01:44:16,860
Well, we'll be able to do movies that are up to date. Yeah, it's all the movies that come out in theater.

1173
01:44:16,860 --> 01:44:22,860
So keep that in mind, general public, which I love so much.

1174
01:44:22,860 --> 01:44:25,860
I don't want theaters to go away either. It's like there's sometimes there's just a movie.

1175
01:44:25,860 --> 01:44:31,860
It's like I'm going to go to the theater for this one. Well, like when I go to when I go to Deadpool, I'm going to take my grandkid.

1176
01:44:31,860 --> 01:44:35,860
I have to see the whole I'm going to go see Deadpool in the theaters, too.

1177
01:44:35,860 --> 01:44:39,860
Why? Because if I don't, I get it ruined. That's the problem.

1178
01:44:39,860 --> 01:44:49,860
And that's the and that's why that's where this whole thing kicks off is that like if I had a day one release here, I would save money, spend eighty dollars, be completely.

1179
01:44:49,860 --> 01:44:55,860
I would spend I would end up spending more money on the movie than I would if I went to the theater. Right.

1180
01:44:55,860 --> 01:44:59,860
You would. Yeah. Deadpool would make more money. Marvel would make more money.

1181
01:44:59,860 --> 01:45:03,860
Disney would make more money if I bought that eighty dollar movie here, which I would do.

1182
01:45:03,860 --> 01:45:10,860
Marvel, you don't think that getting Deadpool not spoiled for me is not worth eighty fucking dollars.

1183
01:45:10,860 --> 01:45:14,860
Hundred percent worth it. I pay for it for a year that you would do it.

1184
01:45:14,860 --> 01:45:21,860
Eighty dollars. Hundred percent. If you did. If you did for I do four big releases for eighty dollars and I would wait to stream the rest.

1185
01:45:21,860 --> 01:45:23,860
That's me personally. I know people that would spend more.

1186
01:45:23,860 --> 01:45:35,860
I know people that if especially if you had a Marvel like yearly pass for like a pay per view fight a fight night or something.

1187
01:45:35,860 --> 01:45:43,860
Exactly. I would have. Yeah, I'd have I bring. No, see, that's I would even say you don't want too many people because it's like two people.

1188
01:45:43,860 --> 01:45:47,860
Like these are the rules. Be quiet. Me personally, me personally.

1189
01:45:47,860 --> 01:45:51,860
They would make eighty dollars off of me. Yeah, I'm not having any.

1190
01:45:51,860 --> 01:45:56,860
I know that like make one hundred and sixty off the second watch through with other people.

1191
01:45:56,860 --> 01:46:01,860
I know that they would be like your family. They would make eighty dollars off of your family watching.

1192
01:46:01,860 --> 01:46:03,860
Right. Your family would make eighty dollars.

1193
01:46:03,860 --> 01:46:10,860
But if you guys went to the theater and spent that same eighty dollars, how much of that is the movie theater just making concessions or whatever?

1194
01:46:10,860 --> 01:46:13,860
How much does Marvel make off your seven dollar ticket?

1195
01:46:13,860 --> 01:46:19,860
The one at the fucking at the casino cost what? Eight bucks. Eight fifty. Eight fifty.

1196
01:46:19,860 --> 01:46:22,860
How is Marvel making money off of that? They're not.

1197
01:46:22,860 --> 01:46:32,860
But I'll tell you, I'd give you eighty bucks and that would go all to you for a digital stream that costs you nothing to send me a unique stream account.

1198
01:46:32,860 --> 01:46:37,860
That's it. And then, OK, yeah, your shit's going to get pirated immediately.

1199
01:46:37,860 --> 01:46:41,860
That's already that's the problem. But your shit's already getting pirated.

1200
01:46:41,860 --> 01:46:46,860
You just people, yes, would have immediate, perfect quality every single time.

1201
01:46:46,860 --> 01:46:51,860
You'd have to crack down either on pirating or you just have to accept that most people don't pirate.

1202
01:46:51,860 --> 01:46:56,860
And most people who are honest would just buy the eighty dollar stream.

1203
01:46:56,860 --> 01:47:02,860
Oh, I would definitely buy the eighty dollars. I think we just accomplished something.

1204
01:47:02,860 --> 01:47:06,860
We solved it. We solved movie theater. This is the recommendation segment.

1205
01:47:06,860 --> 01:47:13,860
Yeah, I'm recommending that we change society as a whole.

1206
01:47:13,860 --> 01:47:22,860
Just recreational. All right. Well, that was a good recreational recommendation from one person that lasted 20 minutes.

1207
01:47:22,860 --> 01:47:28,860
Mine is it's a it's a short series within a sketch comedy show.

1208
01:47:28,860 --> 01:47:35,860
It was the widest kids, you know, you know, I think it was their last season and they had like the regular show in the first half.

1209
01:47:35,860 --> 01:47:42,860
And then the second half was like a 10 part series that I got the end of each episode was called the Civil War on Drugs.

1210
01:47:42,860 --> 01:47:47,860
So it's a it's so you saw that? Yeah, that was good.

1211
01:47:47,860 --> 01:47:50,860
So it's a play with a play almost basically.

1212
01:47:50,860 --> 01:47:55,860
And I mean, they put they put more production than their actual show into this.

1213
01:47:55,860 --> 01:47:59,860
And it's just the it's a Trevor Moore and Sam Brown.

1214
01:47:59,860 --> 01:48:04,860
And they're playing like in the Civil War times, Trevor Moore is like this rich kid.

1215
01:48:04,860 --> 01:48:09,860
Sam Brown is like this homeless dumbass guy. They find they discover weed.

1216
01:48:09,860 --> 01:48:18,860
They're getting high all the time. And during the whole Civil War thing, they're trying to outlaw slavery or outlaw the north.

1217
01:48:18,860 --> 01:48:21,860
And they're wearing like American flag shirts and smoking weed.

1218
01:48:21,860 --> 01:48:24,860
And they come out and they're like, hey, we just made that illegal.

1219
01:48:24,860 --> 01:48:27,860
And they think they're talking about the weed and they get chased out of town.

1220
01:48:27,860 --> 01:48:38,860
It's like a whole thing of them trying to get weed legalized or keep it legal, even though it was already legal and not realizing that they're fighting against slavery the whole time.

1221
01:48:38,860 --> 01:48:47,860
So it's a drunk history, basically, almost. I mean, oh, it's it's more of like if is there a compilation on YouTube of all of the Civil War on drugs?

1222
01:48:47,860 --> 01:48:51,860
Oh, you can get every episode on YouTube. I mean, I'm sure someone compiled it all together.

1223
01:48:51,860 --> 01:48:54,860
Yeah, without having to watch all the full episodes to get there.

1224
01:48:54,860 --> 01:49:01,860
It's funny that so many like so many of the core group like shows up and dies and then comes back again as somebody else.

1225
01:49:01,860 --> 01:49:13,860
I don't remember if it was back to the future, the TV show, the cartoon series or if it was Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, the cartoon show, which both existed.

1226
01:49:13,860 --> 01:49:24,860
But at one of them at the end or at the end of it, Bill Nye, the science guy came out and did science experiments before he was Bill Nye before he had a show.

1227
01:49:24,860 --> 01:49:26,860
I don't know why I brought that up.

1228
01:49:26,860 --> 01:49:28,860
Not related at all.

1229
01:49:28,860 --> 01:49:31,860
It's because waiting for the end of a show to get to a segment.

1230
01:49:31,860 --> 01:49:34,860
And I thought like a post credits, you know, most. Yeah.

1231
01:49:34,860 --> 01:49:36,860
Bill Nye post credit. It's pretty cool.

1232
01:49:36,860 --> 01:49:39,860
Freddie, you got anything that you recommend?

1233
01:49:39,860 --> 01:49:42,860
No, I've just been playing same old, same old stuff.

1234
01:49:42,860 --> 01:49:51,860
I mean, right now I'm picked back up Jedi Survivor almost towards the end of it and kind of just doing more side missions and just kind of trying to play through it.

1235
01:49:51,860 --> 01:49:54,860
I got the platinum for that. And it's worth it. Yeah.

1236
01:49:54,860 --> 01:49:56,860
You get a bunch of stuff in the end.

1237
01:49:56,860 --> 01:50:00,860
I don't know how platinum it I'm not that I'm not that completionist guy.

1238
01:50:00,860 --> 01:50:02,860
I just want to I don't think I platinum did either.

1239
01:50:02,860 --> 01:50:06,860
I just but I got to the I mean, I beat it for me now.

1240
01:50:06,860 --> 01:50:08,860
It's enough to just beat a game. Move on.

1241
01:50:08,860 --> 01:50:11,860
I'll platinum a game if it's like I'm obsessed with it.

1242
01:50:11,860 --> 01:50:14,860
I'll look at all the trophies and be like, this is platinum mobile and then I'll do it.

1243
01:50:14,860 --> 01:50:16,860
Yeah, it's an easy platinum.

1244
01:50:16,860 --> 01:50:18,860
I got kids.

1245
01:50:18,860 --> 01:50:20,860
Resident Evil five platinum.

1246
01:50:20,860 --> 01:50:23,860
If I was I don't have to replay the game.

1247
01:50:23,860 --> 01:50:24,860
Yeah.

1248
01:50:24,860 --> 01:50:32,860
I hate that. Like I want to play it once on hard and get all the get all the plat get everything I need to get one playthrough.

1249
01:50:32,860 --> 01:50:33,860
That's what I want.

1250
01:50:33,860 --> 01:50:35,860
You play it on harder on cheat code.

1251
01:50:35,860 --> 01:50:37,860
Hard.

1252
01:50:37,860 --> 01:50:42,860
When I'm going for Platinum's Mike survival on PlayStation, I don't cheat codes on PlayStation survival.

1253
01:50:42,860 --> 01:50:44,860
You don't need to you don't need to replay it.

1254
01:50:44,860 --> 01:50:52,860
Actually, you can do everything in that one sink that one first game because there's not like completed on every difficulty or anything like you can play.

1255
01:50:52,860 --> 01:50:54,860
Platinum it on easy if you really wanted to.

1256
01:50:54,860 --> 01:50:55,860
Sure.

1257
01:50:55,860 --> 01:51:01,860
And Mike's making reference to the fact that when I play games on PC, I tend to cheat.

1258
01:51:01,860 --> 01:51:11,860
And yeah, but the cheating that I do on PC makes my game just a lot more, in my opinion, just easier to manage because I want to play as many games as possible.

1259
01:51:11,860 --> 01:51:19,860
So when I'm playing Fallout New Vegas, I want my character moving at twice the speed that he'd normally would because fuck the slow ass walk that he does.

1260
01:51:19,860 --> 01:51:24,860
So like I want to just be able to zip across the map and do things that I need to go do.

1261
01:51:24,860 --> 01:51:26,860
Right.

1262
01:51:26,860 --> 01:51:27,860
So there's nothing wrong with that.

1263
01:51:27,860 --> 01:51:28,860
It's a big map.

1264
01:51:28,860 --> 01:51:29,860
It's a huge map.

1265
01:51:29,860 --> 01:51:31,860
I want to be able to zip across it.

1266
01:51:31,860 --> 01:51:33,860
I know it has a fast travel, but I want a faster travel.

1267
01:51:33,860 --> 01:51:35,860
You know what I mean?

1268
01:51:35,860 --> 01:51:37,860
Like and so that's cheating.

1269
01:51:37,860 --> 01:51:39,860
I've seen you drive.

1270
01:51:39,860 --> 01:51:40,860
Okay.

1271
01:51:40,860 --> 01:51:49,860
Let's not with police officers to listen to this and I just made a saucy Facebook comments on one of their search and rescue photos.

1272
01:51:49,860 --> 01:51:50,860
It's so great.

1273
01:51:50,860 --> 01:51:51,860
What?

1274
01:51:51,860 --> 01:51:55,860
Well, there's a search and rescue photo that they got this hiker that was stuck on a mountain.

1275
01:51:55,860 --> 01:51:58,860
It was lifting the dude up.

1276
01:51:58,860 --> 01:52:06,860
His face is the rescue guys holding him basically just his face on the dude's dick and he's just pulled him up.

1277
01:52:06,860 --> 01:52:07,860
I'll show you the photo later.

1278
01:52:07,860 --> 01:52:15,860
But I wrote in quotes, trust me, this is all part of the rescue.

1279
01:52:15,860 --> 01:52:19,860
I've gotten six laughing faces.

1280
01:52:19,860 --> 01:52:21,860
So it's worth it.

1281
01:52:21,860 --> 01:52:30,860
It's worth the raid that's coming to my apartment later or if I ever get stuck, it's worth not being safe.

1282
01:52:30,860 --> 01:52:36,860
It's this fucking guy that the rescuers get a fucking put your head on the stage and say exactly that.

1283
01:52:36,860 --> 01:52:37,860
Don't worry.

1284
01:52:37,860 --> 01:52:41,860
It's part of the rescue.

1285
01:52:41,860 --> 01:52:44,860
And he's not going hiking anytime soon.

1286
01:52:44,860 --> 01:52:48,860
Oh, yeah, that's that's the reason.

1287
01:52:48,860 --> 01:52:51,860
It's going to stop Andy from taking a hike.

1288
01:52:51,860 --> 01:52:55,860
Let me stop going all the hikes I've been going on.

1289
01:52:55,860 --> 01:52:59,860
Oh, wait, now I'm at nine.

1290
01:52:59,860 --> 01:53:04,860
But this is the picture.

1291
01:53:04,860 --> 01:53:09,860
That's gold.

1292
01:53:09,860 --> 01:53:11,860
It's so good.

1293
01:53:11,860 --> 01:53:13,860
Are you going to tell that on stage?

1294
01:53:13,860 --> 01:53:15,860
I feel like it's worth telling.

1295
01:53:15,860 --> 01:53:16,860
I don't know.

1296
01:53:16,860 --> 01:53:17,860
I'd have to pass my phone around.

1297
01:53:17,860 --> 01:53:20,860
So if I printed the photo, you just you described it just fine.

1298
01:53:20,860 --> 01:53:21,860
You tried it.

1299
01:53:21,860 --> 01:53:24,860
Yeah, that's fine.

1300
01:53:24,860 --> 01:53:26,860
It's a cheap joke.

1301
01:53:26,860 --> 01:53:29,860
But yeah, well, cool.

1302
01:53:29,860 --> 01:53:35,860
That was a fun way to that's a more fun way to end the show than than to do our movie picks, I think.

1303
01:53:35,860 --> 01:53:40,860
Well, cool. Hey, well, thanks so much for for coming, you guys.

1304
01:53:40,860 --> 01:53:44,860
And joining me for another exciting episode of Fried Rice podcast.

1305
01:53:44,860 --> 01:53:50,860
Ladies and gentlemen at home, if you want to see the video edits of these, go to our Patreon.

1306
01:53:50,860 --> 01:53:51,860
I'm so sorry.

1307
01:53:51,860 --> 01:53:53,860
But here you are.

1308
01:53:53,860 --> 01:53:55,860
You didn't point. What's up with that?

1309
01:53:55,860 --> 01:53:57,860
Well, there was you were it was blocked.

1310
01:53:57,860 --> 01:54:02,860
But yeah, that was pointing with not with my hands.

1311
01:54:02,860 --> 01:54:04,860
I don't know.

1312
01:54:04,860 --> 01:54:06,860
Oh, yeah. One more thing.

1313
01:54:06,860 --> 01:54:17,860
The glitch, Parkadian, where we shot that one episode, they're doing a new laser disc showing night.

1314
01:54:17,860 --> 01:54:20,860
Each each week, it's a new it's a new flashback movie.

1315
01:54:20,860 --> 01:54:24,860
They're collaborating with flashback toys and collectibles down the street.

1316
01:54:24,860 --> 01:54:29,860
So starting June 3rd at seven, they're playing they're playing a movie.

1317
01:54:29,860 --> 01:54:33,860
And see the first movie was Beetlejuice.

1318
01:54:33,860 --> 01:54:37,860
And then the next week is Starship Troopers and the next one's Beverly Hills Cop.

1319
01:54:37,860 --> 01:54:44,860
And then the fourth week of every month will be voted on by participants of the last three weeks.

1320
01:54:44,860 --> 01:54:48,860
So they kind of they kind of took a page out of our book that we don't use anymore.

1321
01:54:48,860 --> 01:54:51,860
We ripped it out and use it to roll a joint.

1322
01:54:51,860 --> 01:54:55,860
Well, no, but they're but they're actually watching the movies.

1323
01:54:55,860 --> 01:54:59,860
Are they? And this is a live event that you go to and you watch them.

1324
01:54:59,860 --> 01:55:01,860
Yeah, you go you go to the glitch, Parkadian and watch the movie.

1325
01:55:01,860 --> 01:55:09,860
And Austin had an idea that we can sort of as like a keeping them as our as a sister organization,

1326
01:55:09,860 --> 01:55:19,860
like a friend of ours, that we can talk and we can do a by memory only mini review of the movies that they cover.

1327
01:55:19,860 --> 01:55:22,860
Right. You were thinking. So I think.

1328
01:55:22,860 --> 01:55:26,860
I think we're going to miss Beetlejuice. Yeah.

1329
01:55:26,860 --> 01:55:29,860
So we're still have to do Starship Troopers. Yeah.

1330
01:55:29,860 --> 01:55:38,860
So I guess I guess you can rewatch it by then or we would have to for this episode to come out like that same week.

1331
01:55:38,860 --> 01:55:42,860
We would just have to do it from memory right now. Oh, Starship Troopers. Yeah.

1332
01:55:42,860 --> 01:55:45,860
OK. And then next week we can do Beverly Hills Cop. All right.

1333
01:55:45,860 --> 01:55:49,860
Well, Starship Troopers, we'll just do it and we'll do many fast review like two minutes.

1334
01:55:49,860 --> 01:55:57,860
You guys ready? OK. Starship Troopers. I read the book by Robert Heinlein, who also did Stranger in Strangeland.

1335
01:55:57,860 --> 01:56:01,860
And it's going to be two minutes start. I read the book.

1336
01:56:01,860 --> 01:56:08,860
Good luck with your two minutes and the director did a timer and a buzzer for this.

1337
01:56:08,860 --> 01:56:16,860
No, for this segment, we should do it like a 90 second timer. You get 90 seconds and that's it. Like a buzzer.

1338
01:56:16,860 --> 01:56:20,860
What? What? What? Yeah.

1339
01:56:20,860 --> 01:56:23,860
Well, anyway, no, I read the book. I've seen the movie a dozen times.

1340
01:56:23,860 --> 01:56:27,860
I like I think there's there's definite, definite differences between the two.

1341
01:56:27,860 --> 01:56:30,860
But I'm a huge fan of the movie. I think it's great satire.

1342
01:56:30,860 --> 01:56:34,860
When I was a kid, it wasn't satire. When I was a kid, it just felt like a genuine action movie.

1343
01:56:34,860 --> 01:56:38,860
Tiddies then gore. That was my first reaction. Loved it. Love the graphics on the bug.

1344
01:56:38,860 --> 01:56:41,860
That's how you do cool bugs. They looked awesome.

1345
01:56:41,860 --> 01:56:45,860
Neil Patrick Harris, unsung hero in that movie. Super great.

1346
01:56:45,860 --> 01:56:48,860
I also liked the companion TV show Roughneck Troopers.

1347
01:56:48,860 --> 01:56:53,860
That was one of the earlier CGI shows that used to come on and it had a couple of seasons.

1348
01:56:53,860 --> 01:56:56,860
And it followed a different group of roughnecks as they went on.

1349
01:56:56,860 --> 01:57:03,860
But bugs and it came on so late that we had to tape instead of my friend and I just taping the whole episode and watching it

1350
01:57:03,860 --> 01:57:08,860
like when we got home, we would end up watching half and then taping the other half

1351
01:57:08,860 --> 01:57:11,860
and watching the other half when we got back and it was stupid.

1352
01:57:11,860 --> 01:57:13,860
We should have just done the whole thing. And I think we did that at least twice.

1353
01:57:13,860 --> 01:57:15,860
Anyway, that's my thoughts. I give it a B plus.

1354
01:57:15,860 --> 01:57:20,860
I like the bizarre world of it where veterans rule the world.

1355
01:57:20,860 --> 01:57:22,860
That was that's it.

1356
01:57:22,860 --> 01:57:26,860
Brendan. Yeah, I definitely like the beginning of the news stories.

1357
01:57:26,860 --> 01:57:28,860
Would you like to know more? More click here. That's great.

1358
01:57:28,860 --> 01:57:32,860
It's yeah. B plus. Definitely. Yeah.

1359
01:57:32,860 --> 01:57:36,860
Hey, Titties and Bug Juice. It doesn't get any better than that.

1360
01:57:36,860 --> 01:57:41,860
This is that movie that you put on any time you're cleaning house, doing whatever it can play in the background.

1361
01:57:41,860 --> 01:57:46,860
You go, you know, every scene I've seen this movie probably a hundred times. Yeah.

1362
01:57:46,860 --> 01:57:52,860
Best seen in the entire movie is put your hand on the wall and then he throws the knife into it.

1363
01:57:52,860 --> 01:57:54,860
So B plus. Yeah.

1364
01:57:54,860 --> 01:57:59,860
Second best part of the movie is when he takes his helmet off in the middle of that live fire drill and kills it.

1365
01:57:59,860 --> 01:58:03,860
And then the third best part of the movie is when he gets court martial prominent and then whipped.

1366
01:58:03,860 --> 01:58:08,860
And then the fourth best part is when they go to the alien planet and they start fighting all the aliens.

1367
01:58:08,860 --> 01:58:11,860
And I'd say the fifth best part is that shower scene.

1368
01:58:11,860 --> 01:58:14,860
That coed shower scene is probably the best part.

1369
01:58:14,860 --> 01:58:18,860
And then this is, well, no, I think I just maybe I shouldn't put them in order.

1370
01:58:18,860 --> 01:58:24,860
I'd say another of my favorite scenes about their football in the beginning when he does the flip over the guy.

1371
01:58:24,860 --> 01:58:29,860
Oh, that's super, that's super cool. Future football with no grass.

1372
01:58:29,860 --> 01:58:32,860
Just thinking about this movie makes me want to play Hell Divers 2 right now.

1373
01:58:32,860 --> 01:58:33,860
Oh, yeah, sure.

1374
01:58:33,860 --> 01:58:41,860
Or one of the new Starship Trooper video games that have come out recently that ones like an RTS, which isn't too bad.

1375
01:58:41,860 --> 01:58:45,860
It's a little more squad based than I typically like. I'm a more of an age of empires guy.

1376
01:58:45,860 --> 01:58:50,860
But but this is a case of a perfect movie. They should have never made any sequels.

1377
01:58:50,860 --> 01:58:52,860
Oh, yeah. No, the second one's OK.

1378
01:58:52,860 --> 01:58:59,860
That's the one where the bugs are. It's an STD where the people fuck the bugs into each other, which I like more titties.

1379
01:58:59,860 --> 01:59:01,860
The third one, I don't think I watched.

1380
01:59:01,860 --> 01:59:07,860
Then the fourth one, Casper Van Dyne comes back as what's his name?

1381
01:59:07,860 --> 01:59:11,860
Oh, my God. Rico Rico. It's not that they're bad.

1382
01:59:11,860 --> 01:59:14,860
It's just that the first one's perfect. And there's and just doesn't mean it.

1383
01:59:14,860 --> 01:59:19,860
There's a computer animated direct to DVD one that also has Casper Van Dyne as Rico.

1384
01:59:19,860 --> 01:59:28,860
And I think also the chick that died titties, the one from the first one, the Rizzo.

1385
01:59:28,860 --> 01:59:33,860
I think it's like an early maybe maybe like what they did during the war previous to her dying.

1386
01:59:33,860 --> 01:59:36,860
Maybe there's some on some missions we didn't see.

1387
01:59:36,860 --> 01:59:43,860
No disrespect to Storm Starship Troopers, but it did kind of do a thing that I liked that Ghost of Mars also did.

1388
01:59:43,860 --> 01:59:49,860
Where like it got you invested in all these characters and then just brutally murders all of them. Yeah.

1389
01:59:49,860 --> 01:59:54,860
I love that so much. I love when a movie kills someone that you are invested in.

1390
01:59:54,860 --> 02:00:00,860
Philadelphia. Bohemian Rhapsody.

1391
02:00:00,860 --> 02:00:05,860
I'm going to stop naming AIDS movies. Sorry. Got a theme going.

1392
02:00:05,860 --> 02:00:13,860
Law abiding citizens, law abiding citizen. Although he was a he was a bad guy, which is the one where that you know what?

1393
02:00:13,860 --> 02:00:22,860
We can't do this. And that was and that was our shout out to Barcadiam Glitch Barcadiam and Lake Havasu City.

1394
02:00:22,860 --> 02:00:27,860
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1395
02:00:27,860 --> 02:00:30,860
Go just go there and have fun. You'll yeah. You'll have fun as soon as you walk in.

1396
02:00:30,860 --> 02:00:34,860
You'll run into Austin. Look for the homeless guy. The homeless. Hey, I got a haircut.

1397
02:00:34,860 --> 02:00:40,860
I cleaned up. Someone gave me 50 bucks, dude.

1398
02:00:40,860 --> 02:00:47,860
And with us as always is Michael Chelyos slapstick trying to kill him.

1399
02:00:47,860 --> 02:00:53,860
Hellspawn old bitch Larson. Have a good week.

1400
02:00:53,860 --> 02:00:56,860
With us as always is Brennan.

1401
02:00:56,860 --> 02:01:04,860
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da shipley up to Boston. Have a good night, everybody.

1402
02:01:04,860 --> 02:01:15,860
With us as always is Austin. What will be? Oh, Austin sang for three and a half hours to all of the musicals that he listened to next week.

1403
02:01:15,860 --> 02:01:19,860
And he absolutely fell in love with it. He's got no show tunes on the brain.

1404
02:01:19,860 --> 02:01:27,860
He's got no show tunes on the brain. So we're going to have to get him to a funeral.

1405
02:01:27,860 --> 02:01:33,860
I think I'm just going to read the stranger book. And with us as always is me, your host, Andy Rice.

1406
02:01:33,860 --> 02:01:36,860
I don't normally typically do that. This has been a fried rice podcast.

1407
02:01:36,860 --> 02:01:40,860
We've been fried. We've been podcast.

1408
02:01:40,860 --> 02:01:50,860
We've been podcast.