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And welcome to another exciting season two on video.

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Here's the point so you know it's real episode

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of Fried Rice Podcast.

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I'm your host, Andy Rice.

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Let's get fried.

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With me as always is Michael Chellios-Larson.

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What, now that I said it, how do you feel?

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I feel much better.

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Good, now can we drop it?

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Now that I acknowledge it.

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No, I told you we could drop it.

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When I stopped trying to kill you is what he said.

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He pulled me aside and he's like,

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yeah, I'll stop saying Chellios

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the moment you stop trying to kill me

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and I'll never stop trying to kill him.

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Every time we're at work and there's a pizza

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that I know is gonna give him a heart attack down the line,

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I'm always like hey Mike, you wanna slice of this

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and I'll just eat it right in front of him?

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Or today we're doing our.

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Oh yeah, well we'll get into it.

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We'll get into the special, special,

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the foodie episode of Fried Rice Podcast.

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With me as always is Brennan.

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Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.

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Shipley up top Boston.

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Hello everybody.

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Oh my God, isn't that nice?

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Ladies and gentlemen.

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We can hear Brennan.

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For fans of the show, if you've ever been listening,

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you know that Brennan is our quietest member.

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You know it from the fried rice, the rice balls.

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You know it from all of the episodes.

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This is great.

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Now you can hear more.

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He's Andy's CIA handler.

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Yes, I was gonna say now you can hear more

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than just the cops.

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Yeah, just.

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And with us as always is Austin Drow from another state

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to be here today with $200 worth of beef jerky, Farrell.

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Check me out at Toys R Us and yeah, it's fucking great.

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Yeah, like I said, this is the foodie episode

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of Fried Rice Podcast, which will be nice

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because on video you can actually see

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what the food we're eating is.

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Last time we just munched on an audio podcast

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and we told you how delicious Clearman's spread was.

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So Austin, why don't you tell us about,

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okay, we got two contenders in the ring

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and we're gonna get into it once the oven starts,

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once it's at broil mode.

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But the two contenders are mine,

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which we've done on the show before.

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It's the world famous.

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It's the absolute, probably one of the best tasting foods

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on planet earth and that is Clearman's Cheese Spread.

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Today it will be put on a fresh sourdough slice of bread.

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I think they need to understand

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your relationship with Clearman.

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Oh God, okay.

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If I was hoping no one would bring up the message,

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the chat thread that we were talking about,

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but Mike, go ahead.

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If you wanna tell them how I feel about Clearman's, you can.

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I have to find it first, but I will.

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Okay, and then on the other hand, in the red corner,

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weighing in at $200 worth of beef jerky, we have Austin.

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Grr.

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Okay, that's your cue to talk about your food.

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Yeah, I've been eating it since I was a kid.

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What's it called?

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It's from a place called Jen Meats in Placentia, California.

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And yeah, I've always been eating it.

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Every time I go to California, I go get some.

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I usually spend a lot of money on it

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because it's like 33.99 a pound,

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but that does not bother me.

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It could have been $40 a pound.

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I would still buy it.

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50?

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50?

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Yes.

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60?

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Yes.

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No, I mean, where's your limit of how much it would cost

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per pound of meat for you to stuff?

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If it was 100 bucks a pound, I'd still buy like half a pound.

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Wow. I don't care.

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Well, I can't wait to try this beef jerky.

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Then I would try to use my,

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hey, I've been eating here my whole,

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I'd use my lifetime achievement award

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to try to get a better price.

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But I went in there this time,

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and it turns out just three weeks ago,

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they've only had one kind of beef jerky.

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They didn't make a spicy or anything like that.

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It was just the same thing for, God, maybe 40 years.

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And I go in there and I'm like, where is the beef jerky?

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I'm about to have a heart attack right now.

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They moved it.

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And there's also like eight other flavors.

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So the brand new line of beef jerky.

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And you bought every single one of them.

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Yes.

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Oh my God.

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I haven't even tried them all.

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I literally am going through the packs.

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Pull some of these up.

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Just show how many packs we got.

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So we got Korean barbecue.

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Yeah.

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And then I'm going to read the prices if you don't mind.

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Just so that the people at home know what this is costing.

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Like around half pounds.

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So this is about a half pound, $16.

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Whiskey barbecue.

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$20.

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$20.

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Mango habanero.

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Ooh, $20.

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Real Western.

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Real Western, ooh, $34.

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Jesus Christ.

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Everything is bigger in Texas.

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This one is different.

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It's chicken buffalo wing.

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Yeah, I did want to try this one.

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And that's another $34.

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Honey teriyaki.

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Oh God, I'm trying every single one of these fucking things

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if you let me.

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$20.

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You have the jalapeno garlic on that table.

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I have jalapeno garlic.

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I bought that specifically for me

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and we'll all try that as well.

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And then of course the creme de la creme,

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which would be the classic OG beef jerky.

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Classic OG.

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Now that is what he specifically is submitting

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to the contest is going to be classic OG versus Clearman's.

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I'm going to give these back to you.

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Okay, Andy, I don't.

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Tell them how much I love Clearman's.

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Oh, maybe not the first one.

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No, all of it.

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Basically, if you listen to the Mac and Me episode,

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the same thing that he would do to Mac and Me,

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he would do to a tub of this cheese.

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Well, that was his final, yes.

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Maybe I won't read it now that I read it again.

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Maybe it's not for public consumption.

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Well, no, now that you fucking said it,

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you gotta fucking read it, damn it.

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Go for it.

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It's hard to get this into your voice.

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The Jews had to wander the desert aimlessly for 40 years.

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The only thing they had to eat was manna from God himself.

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In this manna, he named Clearman's cheese spread.

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After I'm caught for all the atrocities I've committed,

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I'm going to ask for Clearman's for my death row final meal.

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True.

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And of course, the total,

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if you came back with a girlfriend for me,

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perfectly suited for my autism,

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it made me choose her or Mac.

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It made me choose her or Clearman's.

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It's Clearman's every time.

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I choose Clearman's over love,

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is what I'm saying in that one.

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I would fuck a tub of Clearman's.

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There I said it.

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But the jerky looks good.

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I would, I would.

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If it was consensual, if I could get the,

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if I could get consent from a tub of Clearman's,

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it'd be pound town all day long.

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I don't think you want to fuck this beef jerky.

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No, it looks rough.

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Like rough to, like, I don't know what, how.

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It'd just be taking two slabs of meat and.

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You definitely don't want to fuck that mango hop.

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No, God, anything spicy.

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That would be, what are we talking about?

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What's happening right now?

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Are we having a discussion about beef jerky?

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Good food, it's the battle of the foods.

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All right, well, we talked about it.

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So let's try the beef jerky and then,

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well, we got to wait for the bread to be done.

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Yeah, we'll try these other ones until that bread's done.

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So let's get, so what are we smoking then?

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Funny enough, not what Brendan brought,

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but then also kind of what Brendan brought.

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Brendan, what did you bring, but then what did I pack?

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What are we going to smoke later?

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the weed I brought today is called Snowballs.

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And it's basically a indica dominant hybrid

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flour rolled in THCA.

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And so it's super potent,

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but the one that he packed was a nug from a different one

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that I put in the bag,

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hoping it would get coated in a little bit of the THCA,

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but it didn't quite work.

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Yeah, the last time I had this,

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I slept on the chair over there for like an hour

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after the podcast.

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It's not like an hour, Mike.

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You slept there until well into the evening.

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You slept there so long,

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I did my whole day's worth of activities

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around you sleeping.

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I ate, played video games, I watched a movie,

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and you just were on that chair, unmoving.

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You just woke up every maybe like two hours to check in.

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You didn't know where you were.

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You're comfortable with that.

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And then you went back to sleep.

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It was weird.

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And that was like earlier on, no, not earlier on.

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That was like right in the beginning of the podcast too.

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So, I don't know, just thanks, Brennan.

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You're welcome, anytime.

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And then we're also smoking.

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I bought, I got some new weed.

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I have Hawaiian Knights from Mojave Reserve

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and I got a free jars, cannabis flower,

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which I'm liking a lot.

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And that is something, gas truffle.

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You know, at some point, we're gonna have to stop

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coming up with stupid names for weed.

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I'm gonna say this right now.

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That we're gonna hit a limit where eventually things

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like your strains of weed are gonna sound like usernames

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of just stupid, stupid things that no one's ever heard of.

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Right now, gas truffle sounds like something

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that would be an awesome Xbox name.

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Like, oh, hey, gas truffle, let's go, right?

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I'm down for that.

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But, and I know that it's just a mix between fucking,

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probably something called gas and something,

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some truffle brand and that's, it's all,

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that's what they do.

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But like, can we just, when you go buy beer, for instance,

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it's, well, I guess there's a shitload of different kinds.

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There's different beers.

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It's not just beer.

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If you buy beer that's called beer, you're an alcoholic.

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Just saying.

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Where's the beer beer?

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Just the one that labeled the box of beer.

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I'd much rather them like evolve.

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Instead of giving it a cool name,

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have a cool phrase that goes with it.

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Like, this is that shit that killed Kennedy.

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Like, oh, yeah, like that.

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Here's that, get you high like King Kong.

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Zapruder film weed.

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Get you high like King Kong.

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It's that, yeah, God, I mean, I'm blanking,

271
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but there's gotta be a million fun things to say.

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Mike, give us one.

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One.

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Oh my God, this is dirt fire.

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This weed will get you so paranoid

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you're staring out your window every five minutes.

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Oh, fuck yeah.

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This weed is gonna make you regret

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every decision you've ever made.

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This weed is gonna make you think

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about your high school girlfriend

282
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and what if we did get married?

283
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This weed's gonna make you 37, 50 pounds overweight,

284
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starting a podcast in your fucking house,

285
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inviting your friends over

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just for some semblance of belonging.

287
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Just anything to make the pain go away,

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the overwhelming, crushing depression

289
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every single day you fat fuck, that kind of weed.

290
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Sounds like the perfect strain.

291
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Yeah.

292
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Why are you talking to me like that?

293
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What I see last night, someone at some video,

294
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and it starts with, it's like, hey, you fat fuck,

295
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you know, at the, like talking to us,

296
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but as like some sort of motivation,

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like talking to his audience,

298
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like you're like a fat piece of shit.

299
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I'm like, oh God, that's a brutal way to start a.

300
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Thanks for the motivation.

301
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Yeah, that's why I never start a fried rice,

302
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like hey, all you fucking asshole, see you.

303
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Talking to you, there's the point.

304
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It's a left-hand point.

305
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So that's what we're smoking.

306
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We got Hawaiian dream, the Hawaiian nights,

307
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whatever the fuck, I wish it was just,

308
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but you know what I'm saying?

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There's gotta be like, I go to the store

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and I know exactly what I'm buying every time.

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There's gotta be, I wish they had a scale

312
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or some sort of system so you know that it's

313
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like a light green fluffy weed that's indica strong, right?

314
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Instead of having to ask every single time,

315
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it feels like too much of a,

316
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people can just bullshit you every step of the way with weed.

317
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You know, I think a lot of that came from it being illegal

318
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and then going to medical, and so when they went to medical,

319
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they had to do these bud tenders so that, you know.

320
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Yeah, but being a bud tender, you're not,

321
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you're not, like there's no qualification to be a bud tender.

322
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And that used to be different.

323
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It's all an optical illusion.

324
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There's a test that you take when my mom went and did that,

325
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there was like guys leaving the building crying

326
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that they didn't pass the test.

327
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Failed the bud tender test?

328
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Wait, okay, now I would buy that you have to know

329
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the difference between indica, sativa, hybrid.

330
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You have to know what strains are,

331
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you have to know what terps are, you have to know,

332
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like you need to be able to describe weed, I get that.

333
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And so maybe if you're too dumb to like,

334
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you know, I'm not too dumb.

335
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Well yeah, now that weed's legal,

336
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every dumb ass is like, I'm gonna sell weed for real.

337
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Like, they just love smoking weed.

338
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The guys that probably used to actually sell weed

339
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when it was illegal,

340
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probably the best bud tenders you'll ever meet.

341
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Oh yeah.

342
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And if you don't believe that, watch High Hopes on HBO.

343
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It will tell you that anyone can sell weed.

344
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Sure, but let's not also, you know,

345
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your mom's doing a great job, Austin,

346
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and we appreciate all the things that she's done.

347
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So yeah, maybe sometimes. I don't.

348
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Maybe sometimes bud tenders can be heroes.

349
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She passed the test.

350
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I know, your mom's a hero.

351
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We love her.

352
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I will say though that, yeah, I don't like that it's,

353
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I don't like that, I feel like I'm being lied to

354
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by everyone in the weed industry from top down.

355
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I feel like when I go to a dispensary

356
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and the people there,

357
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they are all trying to sell me a product

358
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that until you use it, you don't know how good it is.

359
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Right?

360
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It's not like you can read a review online

361
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to see that Hawaiian Nights is a good strain of weed

362
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because no one, there's no, I mean,

363
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maybe there's a website where people talk about it,

364
00:14:18,540 --> 00:14:20,940
but it was not this specific Mojave Reserve.

365
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That's in this specific area.

366
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You know, like-

367
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People do, they can do reviews on products on weed maps.

368
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Weed maps, that's what I was gonna say.

369
00:14:28,260 --> 00:14:29,340
Weed maps is great.

370
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But I, once I find a brand I like,

371
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I stick to that brand and I try other stuff from them.

372
00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:35,860
Sure.

373
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Jeters.

374
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Jeters.

375
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I think it's down if we're gonna go like

376
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a product that's rarely let me down.

377
00:14:42,820 --> 00:14:44,700
We're talking, some of their glass cannons

378
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have been faulty a little bit.

379
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But the Baby Jeters, there hasn't been,

380
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I think a single Baby Jeter

381
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in the hundreds of Baby Jeters I've smoked

382
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that have been, has been faulty.

383
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These are like a perfect party joint.

384
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Like this is the, I think this is the creme de la creme.

385
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Well, yeah, there's gonna be companies,

386
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just like with beer we were talking about earlier,

387
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like Bud Light's a Bud Light.

388
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You don't get a bad can of Bud Light.

389
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It's just the same.

390
00:15:09,580 --> 00:15:13,140
Now, they're all bad, but I'm saying it's all the same.

391
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They have quality control.

392
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Then this would be, yeah.

393
00:15:16,780 --> 00:15:18,780
But then you get, but even Mojave Reserve,

394
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which is a good company, and I've had good weed from them,

395
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you can get bad weed from them.

396
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It just, and it comes in a bad,

397
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all I'm saying is that the weed industry right now,

398
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the way that it's set up makes the customer the victim

399
00:15:33,940 --> 00:15:36,420
of whatever that weed company's trying to push,

400
00:15:36,420 --> 00:15:38,900
whatever dispensaries are trying to push.

401
00:15:38,900 --> 00:15:41,940
They, that's why Cheryl over at Marvin's

402
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has those crazy ass deals, because honestly, she can.

403
00:15:45,460 --> 00:15:48,300
She could just be like, sure, yeah, buy one, get two free,

404
00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:49,700
of almost everything in the store,

405
00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:51,460
like buy one, get one for everything.

406
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Because the prices are made up and nothing matters.

407
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It's a game of who's line,

408
00:15:54,940 --> 00:15:57,060
and they're just making all the fucking money they can.

409
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It's exactly like a car dealer.

410
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But it's not like alcohol, is what I'm saying.

411
00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:02,940
It's not like alcohol.

412
00:16:02,940 --> 00:16:04,340
You know what beer costs,

413
00:16:04,340 --> 00:16:06,860
because beer has to be competitive with other beer companies.

414
00:16:06,860 --> 00:16:09,340
You know a Bud Light's not gonna cost more than a Coors,

415
00:16:09,340 --> 00:16:11,900
and you know that like Modelo's gonna cost the same

416
00:16:11,900 --> 00:16:14,060
as a fucking Tecate or whatever, right?

417
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:16,620
It's just, they have to stay competitive.

418
00:16:16,620 --> 00:16:17,700
Vodkas stay competitive.

419
00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:19,780
Now, when you get into hard alcohol, it's different,

420
00:16:19,780 --> 00:16:22,060
because then it's just, then it's just marketing.

421
00:16:22,060 --> 00:16:24,180
Then it's all quality differences in marketing.

422
00:16:24,180 --> 00:16:25,700
And by the way, if you're listening at home,

423
00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:26,620
here's just a tip.

424
00:16:27,660 --> 00:16:30,660
Kirkland, from Kirkland Signature, the Costco brand,

425
00:16:30,660 --> 00:16:32,980
the guy that invented that, his name was Kirkland,

426
00:16:32,980 --> 00:16:35,900
and Grey Goose, the guy that made Grey Goose,

427
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I don't know if his last name was Grey Goose,

428
00:16:37,140 --> 00:16:38,340
or if that's just the thing he did,

429
00:16:38,340 --> 00:16:43,340
but they together made the formula for Grey Goose vodka

430
00:16:43,540 --> 00:16:47,220
under the condition that Kirkland can sell his vodka

431
00:16:47,220 --> 00:16:48,740
using the same process.

432
00:16:48,740 --> 00:16:50,660
Just don't tell people.

433
00:16:50,660 --> 00:16:51,540
It got out.

434
00:16:51,540 --> 00:16:54,100
So if you want Grey Goose quality vodka,

435
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:56,420
go buy Kirkland Signature vodka at Costco

436
00:16:56,420 --> 00:16:57,660
for half the price.

437
00:16:57,660 --> 00:17:00,900
And you put it in a Grey Goose bottle,

438
00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:03,300
and even the most snobbiest Grey Goose drinker

439
00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:04,700
would not be able to tell.

440
00:17:05,580 --> 00:17:09,060
And that's one of those hacks, like even diamonds are,

441
00:17:10,620 --> 00:17:13,380
right now, weed feels a little bit like diamonds to me.

442
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:15,660
It's just like, someone will tell me, this is dank,

443
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:18,620
it's gonna get you high, it's really strong, I get home,

444
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:21,860
and it's too dense to pack bowls, or there's too much stems,

445
00:17:21,860 --> 00:17:24,900
or it just fucking doesn't light right, or whatever the fuck,

446
00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:26,820
and I hate it, and I'm stuck with it,

447
00:17:26,820 --> 00:17:30,340
because I trusted some fucking guy at a counter,

448
00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:31,580
and there's no way for me to verify.

449
00:17:31,580 --> 00:17:35,100
Now there are dispensaries that have the glass case,

450
00:17:35,100 --> 00:17:38,620
and you can, even the one in Bud's,

451
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the one that has the smoke lounge out here,

452
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:42,100
because we have one that you can-

453
00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:43,300
I still haven't been there.

454
00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:46,940
Oh no, it's the dispensary part in the front.

455
00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:50,540
All their weed are these little jars that have a push,

456
00:17:50,540 --> 00:17:53,020
a little rubber push on the bottom, and holes on top,

457
00:17:53,020 --> 00:17:56,500
so if you wanna smell it, it pumps the smell

458
00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:57,340
into the air.

459
00:17:57,340 --> 00:17:58,340
That's cool.

460
00:17:58,340 --> 00:18:01,500
Now I can't smell, so it almost feels like a slap

461
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:04,500
in the face, but that's fine, I understand for you fucks

462
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:05,340
that that might be a good thing.

463
00:18:05,340 --> 00:18:07,540
Well I was gonna say, I miss the old days

464
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when they had the giant jars of weed,

465
00:18:09,660 --> 00:18:11,980
and you'd go in there and you'd smell the different jars,

466
00:18:11,980 --> 00:18:13,620
look at them, they'd pull a nug out,

467
00:18:13,620 --> 00:18:16,180
put it under a little magnifying glass,

468
00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:17,580
and you'd be like, okay, that's what I want,

469
00:18:17,580 --> 00:18:19,420
and they'd weigh out like four, gram, eight.

470
00:18:19,420 --> 00:18:20,260
But they can't do that anymore.

471
00:18:20,260 --> 00:18:21,420
If they knew, they'd give you a little extra,

472
00:18:21,420 --> 00:18:23,940
because they were cool, I miss those days.

473
00:18:23,940 --> 00:18:25,940
They can't do that anymore, because now everything

474
00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:26,780
has to be pre-packed.

475
00:18:26,780 --> 00:18:28,060
Regulated, yeah, everything's regulated.

476
00:18:28,060 --> 00:18:30,820
Because I worked for a dispensary in California

477
00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:32,620
as a delivery driver for a couple years,

478
00:18:32,620 --> 00:18:35,360
and that was during the days where we packed everything.

479
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:39,420
So we would have just jars and jars and jars of weed,

480
00:18:39,420 --> 00:18:42,740
and we would just pack it when someone placed an order,

481
00:18:42,740 --> 00:18:44,820
like order to go, like pack to order,

482
00:18:44,820 --> 00:18:46,980
and we would then run it out.

483
00:18:46,980 --> 00:18:49,060
And they would, that was amazing.

484
00:18:49,060 --> 00:18:51,620
And for me, it was probably the best time of my life

485
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weed-wise, because I was getting $5 grams,

486
00:18:53,820 --> 00:18:56,260
and I literally packed them myself,

487
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:58,380
and they were, I could just see all the,

488
00:18:58,380 --> 00:19:00,060
I just picked the best nugs,

489
00:19:00,060 --> 00:19:01,620
and made myself the best grams,

490
00:19:01,620 --> 00:19:04,780
and I would buy a few every night, you know,

491
00:19:04,780 --> 00:19:06,620
just for fun, just to have weed on deck.

492
00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:08,540
It's the same thing we run into with edibles, though.

493
00:19:08,540 --> 00:19:10,820
As an edible guy, mostly edibles,

494
00:19:10,820 --> 00:19:14,620
and I can buy one pack, and it's great, everything,

495
00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:17,300
it's consistent across the, they're 10 milligrams,

496
00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:20,540
you can tell it, I'll take two, it's perfect.

497
00:19:20,540 --> 00:19:23,180
Another pack, I can eat five or six of them,

498
00:19:23,180 --> 00:19:24,500
and it doesn't do anything.

499
00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:25,660
Yeah, I feel the same way.

500
00:19:25,660 --> 00:19:30,260
I just got a pack of these gummies from some company,

501
00:19:30,260 --> 00:19:35,260
and I've been doing three, and feeling nothing.

502
00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:38,820
And typically, 30's enough for me to at least go,

503
00:19:38,820 --> 00:19:40,140
good, edibles kicked in.

504
00:19:40,140 --> 00:19:43,180
Try Stizzy, the Stizzy brand, edibles.

505
00:19:43,180 --> 00:19:44,020
Pretty good?

506
00:19:44,020 --> 00:19:44,840
Oh, yeah.

507
00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:45,680
Strong, though?

508
00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:48,180
They're consistent, and they're strong, they're fast acting.

509
00:19:48,180 --> 00:19:52,180
They usually have CBD or CBN in them,

510
00:19:52,180 --> 00:19:53,820
so they're quick acting.

511
00:19:53,820 --> 00:19:55,120
I use them to go to sleep.

512
00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:57,700
That's one of the companies that rose from the pile.

513
00:19:57,700 --> 00:19:59,900
There's always a few of them that just,

514
00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:01,260
because there's so many companies

515
00:20:01,260 --> 00:20:02,920
trying to make weed out there,

516
00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:04,660
there's so many dispensaries selling them.

517
00:20:04,660 --> 00:20:07,100
When I went to Oregon, we were driving,

518
00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:08,580
and my friend that lives there was like,

519
00:20:08,580 --> 00:20:12,340
see that building, see that dispensary right there?

520
00:20:12,340 --> 00:20:13,940
It used to be abandoned, but before that,

521
00:20:13,940 --> 00:20:15,360
it was another dispensary.

522
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:19,600
Well, it's like, yeah, I bought OGs this last week,

523
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:21,140
and it's nowhere near.

524
00:20:21,140 --> 00:20:23,220
I need to find those little balls I had before.

525
00:20:23,220 --> 00:20:24,060
Those things were great.

526
00:20:24,060 --> 00:20:25,320
They were little peanut butter balls.

527
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:27,940
They were like five milligrams, but they were great.

528
00:20:27,940 --> 00:20:30,740
Those Amy and Al's cookies were pretty solid.

529
00:20:30,740 --> 00:20:31,820
Amy and Al's were pretty good.

530
00:20:31,820 --> 00:20:32,980
Amy and Al's was solid.

531
00:20:32,980 --> 00:20:34,260
I haven't seen them really, anyway.

532
00:20:34,260 --> 00:20:35,540
I don't know why I stopped.

533
00:20:35,540 --> 00:20:36,380
Jarz has them.

534
00:20:36,380 --> 00:20:38,620
I tried those, and I played Death Stranding,

535
00:20:38,620 --> 00:20:41,660
and I didn't get scared, so it's good for me.

536
00:20:41,660 --> 00:20:43,820
Dude, that's one of the most,

537
00:20:43,820 --> 00:20:45,760
that game resonated with me.

538
00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:47,440
I didn't beat it, but.

539
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:48,280
It's too long.

540
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,120
I got lost.

541
00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:49,940
I don't even think I'm halfway.

542
00:20:49,940 --> 00:20:51,340
I got lost in the soundtrack.

543
00:20:51,340 --> 00:20:53,500
There's a band,

544
00:20:54,740 --> 00:20:57,500
and I can't believe I'm spacing on their name right now, but.

545
00:20:57,500 --> 00:20:59,460
It even shows you in the game, too.

546
00:20:59,460 --> 00:21:00,300
It's like, this is mine.

547
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,500
Yeah, exactly what the name of it is.

548
00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:05,460
Anyway, if you Google Death Stranding,

549
00:21:05,460 --> 00:21:07,020
if you go to whatever your music thing is

550
00:21:07,020 --> 00:21:08,540
and put in the Death Stranding soundtrack,

551
00:21:08,540 --> 00:21:11,220
they're the ones that have the most songs on there.

552
00:21:11,220 --> 00:21:14,900
Something about that band is just, it's different.

553
00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:16,260
You know, like, it just feels good.

554
00:21:16,260 --> 00:21:17,100
I like it a lot.

555
00:21:17,100 --> 00:21:18,980
I think it's a lot better than that game.

556
00:21:18,980 --> 00:21:22,820
Speaking of spoilers, you finally got to episode one.

557
00:21:22,820 --> 00:21:24,180
Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.

558
00:21:24,180 --> 00:21:26,060
As a rule, we're not gonna spoil Fallout

559
00:21:26,060 --> 00:21:27,740
for the people at home who didn't sign up

560
00:21:27,740 --> 00:21:30,820
to get Fallout ruined, but they've been threatening

561
00:21:30,820 --> 00:21:35,460
that if I didn't catch up on Fallout since two days ago

562
00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:37,300
and I was halfway through episode one,

563
00:21:37,300 --> 00:21:39,300
if I didn't get through Fallout.

564
00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:41,300
It's been out like a month now, Andy.

565
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,660
Yeah, I know.

566
00:21:42,660 --> 00:21:44,420
I get to things a little late sometimes.

567
00:21:44,420 --> 00:21:46,180
We only spoil bad things here.

568
00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:48,980
The embargo is down, we can talk about it.

569
00:21:48,980 --> 00:21:51,900
I read three books last week trying to catch up

570
00:21:51,900 --> 00:21:54,220
on that Wednesday Night Book Club no one's listening to.

571
00:21:54,220 --> 00:21:57,380
And so I didn't have time.

572
00:21:57,380 --> 00:21:59,420
Let's not talk about the things everyone's watching.

573
00:21:59,420 --> 00:22:01,780
Let's only talk about things no one has watched.

574
00:22:01,780 --> 00:22:04,380
Yeah, the Nines with Ryan Reynolds.

575
00:22:04,380 --> 00:22:06,220
No one watched that this week.

576
00:22:06,220 --> 00:22:07,060
Or ever.

577
00:22:07,060 --> 00:22:10,020
Tooby saw Spike in the Nines.

578
00:22:10,020 --> 00:22:11,860
I tried to join the Tooby Test Tube.

579
00:22:12,860 --> 00:22:13,860
Under 30 only.

580
00:22:13,860 --> 00:22:15,180
Really good name, by the way.

581
00:22:15,180 --> 00:22:17,620
It is a good name, Tooby Test Tube.

582
00:22:17,620 --> 00:22:18,580
Because I'm under 30.

583
00:22:18,580 --> 00:22:22,940
And I signed up and I did the survey

584
00:22:22,940 --> 00:22:25,220
and I told them like, yeah, I got a podcast.

585
00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:26,380
All we use is Tooby.

586
00:22:27,620 --> 00:22:28,820
I didn't ask them to sponsor us,

587
00:22:28,820 --> 00:22:30,300
but they haven't sent me another email.

588
00:22:30,300 --> 00:22:31,940
So I don't think they gave a shit.

589
00:22:31,940 --> 00:22:34,660
They listened to it in the first episode, probably.

590
00:22:34,660 --> 00:22:37,940
Yeah, we're gonna, our first episode is now going

591
00:22:37,940 --> 00:22:40,300
to be the beginning of season two very soon

592
00:22:40,300 --> 00:22:41,900
if it hasn't shifted already.

593
00:22:41,900 --> 00:22:43,700
So the first episode's gonna be a lot better

594
00:22:43,700 --> 00:22:44,900
than the first episode.

595
00:22:44,900 --> 00:22:48,420
First episode, final cut, right?

596
00:22:48,420 --> 00:22:49,260
Oh, no, no, no.

597
00:22:49,260 --> 00:22:50,100
Oh, no, sorry.

598
00:22:50,100 --> 00:22:51,980
No, it's gonna be season two.

599
00:22:51,980 --> 00:22:53,460
Oh, first episode of season two?

600
00:22:53,460 --> 00:22:55,100
That was Guns of Kimbo.

601
00:22:55,100 --> 00:22:56,220
Or Die Hard.

602
00:22:56,220 --> 00:22:58,540
I was thinking maybe last episode of season one.

603
00:22:58,540 --> 00:22:59,380
Yeah, I was about to say Die Hard was the season.

604
00:22:59,380 --> 00:23:01,300
Well, except for the part in the episode where you say,

605
00:23:01,300 --> 00:23:03,900
it's the motherfucking season finale!

606
00:23:03,900 --> 00:23:04,940
Yep, and you know what?

607
00:23:04,940 --> 00:23:05,780
No better way to start.

608
00:23:05,780 --> 00:23:07,740
12 people there agreed with you?

609
00:23:07,740 --> 00:23:09,940
Yeah, I'm gonna, so that's what we'll do then.

610
00:23:09,940 --> 00:23:14,420
We'll have the first episode be season finale of season one.

611
00:23:14,420 --> 00:23:17,220
If you're curious to see what led up to that moment,

612
00:23:17,220 --> 00:23:20,500
go to our Patreon, but really the quality sorta kicks in

613
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:25,220
a little bit now, season three, which is again,

614
00:23:25,220 --> 00:23:28,580
15 episodes, so do what you're gonna do.

615
00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:35,020
So I guess we can talk about the movie then.

616
00:23:36,180 --> 00:23:37,620
Or do you guys wanna try this beef jerky?

617
00:23:37,620 --> 00:23:39,940
Oh, yeah, the oven's probably hot enough.

618
00:23:39,940 --> 00:23:41,300
Shit, it didn't ding.

619
00:23:41,300 --> 00:23:42,380
Or we got headphones on.

620
00:23:42,380 --> 00:23:43,220
Fuck!

621
00:23:43,220 --> 00:23:44,660
Let me go.

622
00:23:44,660 --> 00:23:49,260
All right, the bread takes literally like three minutes.

623
00:23:49,260 --> 00:23:50,820
Everyone wants a slice?

624
00:23:50,820 --> 00:23:51,660
Yeah.

625
00:23:51,660 --> 00:23:52,500
Clearmans.

626
00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:53,340
Yeah, okay, great.

627
00:23:53,340 --> 00:23:54,500
Are you gonna pause?

628
00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:55,340
Oh, I guess we can.

629
00:23:55,340 --> 00:23:56,860
No, I can distribute a piece of jerky.

630
00:23:56,860 --> 00:23:58,020
You're just gonna go walk in there

631
00:23:58,020 --> 00:23:59,860
and throw it in really quick?

632
00:23:59,860 --> 00:24:01,340
I can pause it.

633
00:24:01,340 --> 00:24:02,860
You know what, hey, we're gonna pause.

634
00:24:02,860 --> 00:24:03,860
We'll be right back.

635
00:24:03,860 --> 00:24:04,700
Not for the video, though.

636
00:24:04,700 --> 00:24:06,100
Those of you on video will get to,

637
00:24:06,100 --> 00:24:07,540
if you wanna go watch the video,

638
00:24:07,540 --> 00:24:09,300
you'll be able to see what we do in between.

639
00:24:09,300 --> 00:24:11,260
This will be a Patreon exclusive.

640
00:24:11,260 --> 00:24:14,260
Watching Andy make Clearmans cheese.

641
00:24:14,260 --> 00:24:16,260
You can take the camera in there

642
00:24:16,260 --> 00:24:18,060
while he makes the cheese.

643
00:24:18,060 --> 00:24:20,580
It's too much to reposition it to get everyone in frame.

644
00:24:20,580 --> 00:24:23,820
Unless there's a good debate point,

645
00:24:23,820 --> 00:24:26,460
I can have you minions talk about while I'm gone.

646
00:24:28,460 --> 00:24:29,580
I could just give them beef jerky

647
00:24:29,580 --> 00:24:30,420
and not let you have any.

648
00:24:30,420 --> 00:24:31,260
No, you guys are worthless.

649
00:24:31,260 --> 00:24:32,100
I'm gonna pause this.

650
00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:39,060
And just like that, it's like we never left.

651
00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:39,980
The power of editing.

652
00:24:39,980 --> 00:24:41,620
Except now we have, well, it's not even editing.

653
00:24:41,620 --> 00:24:42,940
We just hit the pause button.

654
00:24:42,940 --> 00:24:43,780
Yeah.

655
00:24:45,300 --> 00:24:48,620
So now we've got our snacks in front of us.

656
00:24:48,620 --> 00:24:52,500
First, while it's hot, we're all gonna try Clearmans.

657
00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:55,900
All right, so this first one is gonna be,

658
00:24:55,900 --> 00:24:57,500
maybe we shouldn't start with Mango Hub.

659
00:24:57,500 --> 00:24:58,340
Wait, hold on.

660
00:24:58,340 --> 00:25:00,620
Wait, I said while it's hot,

661
00:25:00,620 --> 00:25:02,740
we're gonna start with Clearmans.

662
00:25:02,740 --> 00:25:03,980
Oh.

663
00:25:03,980 --> 00:25:06,380
And you're like, no, maybe we shouldn't start with the Mango.

664
00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:08,060
You just got beef jerky on the brain, Austin.

665
00:25:08,060 --> 00:25:10,540
The contact high is hitting.

666
00:25:10,540 --> 00:25:11,380
Sorry.

667
00:25:11,380 --> 00:25:12,620
All right, everybody enjoy.

668
00:25:12,620 --> 00:25:14,260
And then this, oh, we should have paused.

669
00:25:14,260 --> 00:25:16,100
I'm gonna pause while we all chew real quick.

670
00:25:16,100 --> 00:25:17,300
And we'll be right back.

671
00:25:18,380 --> 00:25:20,020
We've just been staring at Austin.

672
00:25:20,020 --> 00:25:20,980
We're all chewing.

673
00:25:24,300 --> 00:25:26,060
Looking lovingly into his eyes.

674
00:25:26,060 --> 00:25:27,260
All right, 10 out of 10.

675
00:25:30,460 --> 00:25:32,180
Well, would you call this garlic bread

676
00:25:32,180 --> 00:25:35,300
or is that just sourdough with cheese on it?

677
00:25:35,300 --> 00:25:37,340
This was sourdough bread

678
00:25:37,340 --> 00:25:39,980
that I bought independently of the Clearmans.

679
00:25:41,860 --> 00:25:42,700
This is a cheese spread.

680
00:25:42,700 --> 00:25:45,180
It just claims to be Clearmans cheese spread

681
00:25:45,180 --> 00:25:46,020
is all it says.

682
00:25:46,020 --> 00:25:47,740
Could have been a little crispier.

683
00:25:47,740 --> 00:25:49,060
I know, fuck.

684
00:25:49,060 --> 00:25:50,540
I was feeling anxious.

685
00:25:50,540 --> 00:25:52,460
If it had maybe one more minute in the oven,

686
00:25:52,460 --> 00:25:53,300
it would have been perfect.

687
00:25:53,300 --> 00:25:54,940
The bread wasn't right.

688
00:25:54,940 --> 00:25:56,620
It felt like soft bread.

689
00:25:56,620 --> 00:26:00,540
It should have been a lot crispier on top

690
00:26:00,540 --> 00:26:01,900
and still soft on the bottom.

691
00:26:01,900 --> 00:26:03,620
Now, if you went to Northwoods Inn,

692
00:26:03,620 --> 00:26:05,460
the restaurant that serves this,

693
00:26:05,460 --> 00:26:07,060
they would have given it to you perfect.

694
00:26:07,060 --> 00:26:09,420
And I did let us down right now.

695
00:26:09,420 --> 00:26:10,940
I even asked, should I put it back in?

696
00:26:10,940 --> 00:26:12,220
You guys just said, it's fine.

697
00:26:12,220 --> 00:26:13,700
I had to mess with you right now.

698
00:26:13,700 --> 00:26:16,860
It wasn't necessarily awful or anything.

699
00:26:16,860 --> 00:26:18,300
I like sourdough bread

700
00:26:18,300 --> 00:26:21,180
and the cheese tastes good on it.

701
00:26:21,180 --> 00:26:24,260
Do they serve it on bread bread at the restaurant?

702
00:26:24,260 --> 00:26:25,900
The same, not a rolls or whatever?

703
00:26:25,900 --> 00:26:27,220
They also put it on their potatoes too.

704
00:26:27,220 --> 00:26:29,060
Oh, they do what I did, which I, see, I tried it.

705
00:26:29,060 --> 00:26:30,580
I had some at home left over from last time

706
00:26:30,580 --> 00:26:31,420
and I put it on steak.

707
00:26:31,420 --> 00:26:33,260
Is this steak butter?

708
00:26:33,260 --> 00:26:35,060
Oh, that's the way to go.

709
00:26:35,060 --> 00:26:37,740
And a baked potato too, it's a game changer.

710
00:26:37,740 --> 00:26:40,620
Maybe one day we'll start the pod

711
00:26:40,620 --> 00:26:42,820
with baked potatoes going in the oven.

712
00:26:42,820 --> 00:26:46,220
And then at the very end, the sign off,

713
00:26:46,220 --> 00:26:49,940
you know, fucking drove four hours to be at Oscar Farrow.

714
00:26:49,940 --> 00:26:52,980
I take a bite and I'm like, it's fucking C minus.

715
00:26:52,980 --> 00:26:54,820
I don't know.

716
00:26:54,820 --> 00:26:56,860
I do make a really good twice baked potato,

717
00:26:56,860 --> 00:26:57,700
horseradish potato.

718
00:26:57,700 --> 00:26:59,460
I was about to say, the day that Andy's really trying

719
00:26:59,460 --> 00:27:01,860
to kill Mike, we'll do like a fried rice podcast,

720
00:27:01,860 --> 00:27:04,860
barbecue, I'll make brisket again.

721
00:27:04,860 --> 00:27:08,100
Andy's been claiming this about these potatoes

722
00:27:08,100 --> 00:27:09,660
for five years now.

723
00:27:09,660 --> 00:27:11,140
I've heard about these potatoes.

724
00:27:11,140 --> 00:27:12,900
I keep hearing about these potatoes.

725
00:27:12,900 --> 00:27:15,860
Every Christmas party, I'm gonna make those twice baked

726
00:27:15,860 --> 00:27:19,900
potatoes and he shows up with a bowl of mashed potatoes.

727
00:27:19,900 --> 00:27:21,860
I remember I got interested in the podcast

728
00:27:21,860 --> 00:27:23,820
and he's mentioned it at least three times

729
00:27:23,820 --> 00:27:26,620
in the first season and he tells the whole story.

730
00:27:26,620 --> 00:27:28,260
He's like, I'm gonna duplicate those.

731
00:27:28,260 --> 00:27:29,100
And you know what?

732
00:27:29,100 --> 00:27:30,820
I didn't get the right horseradish.

733
00:27:30,820 --> 00:27:32,340
I didn't get the right horseradish.

734
00:27:32,340 --> 00:27:34,780
But you know, I'm gonna find it and I'm gonna make it.

735
00:27:34,780 --> 00:27:36,420
I still haven't gotten caviar.

736
00:27:36,420 --> 00:27:37,260
I still haven't pulled the trigger.

737
00:27:37,260 --> 00:27:38,500
The caviar, that's what it was.

738
00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:42,500
I still haven't pulled the trigger to get caviar for it yet.

739
00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:44,420
I will one day, austere.

740
00:27:44,420 --> 00:27:46,220
Christmas 2037.

741
00:27:47,900 --> 00:27:49,500
We'll be in season 30 by then.

742
00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:53,380
Tubi is now out of business and the podcast is in disarray.

743
00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:55,340
Tubi. The dried crackle.

744
00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:58,300
Tubi, after taking a financial risk in 2024

745
00:27:58,300 --> 00:28:01,700
on a failed podcast loses everything.

746
00:28:03,660 --> 00:28:05,460
All right, let's get to some jerky.

747
00:28:05,460 --> 00:28:06,900
All right.

748
00:28:06,900 --> 00:28:10,260
I'll start us off with sweet and spicy.

749
00:28:10,260 --> 00:28:11,080
Brandon.

750
00:28:12,420 --> 00:28:13,420
Did you call him Brandon?

751
00:28:13,420 --> 00:28:14,580
Brandon.

752
00:28:14,580 --> 00:28:15,620
Brandon. Brandon.

753
00:28:20,460 --> 00:28:21,700
It was great podcasting.

754
00:28:22,980 --> 00:28:23,820
Just chew on my.

755
00:28:25,820 --> 00:28:26,620
Us eating.

756
00:28:26,620 --> 00:28:28,940
It's really fucking good.

757
00:28:28,940 --> 00:28:31,700
To any of our African listeners, we're sorry.

758
00:28:31,700 --> 00:28:33,220
That is very good.

759
00:28:33,220 --> 00:28:34,380
All right. What does that mean?

760
00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:35,740
What the hell did that just.

761
00:28:35,740 --> 00:28:36,580
Forget about it.

762
00:28:36,580 --> 00:28:37,400
Here.

763
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:39,180
Here's Korean barbecue.

764
00:28:47,020 --> 00:28:48,020
Yeah, see, that's the thing.

765
00:28:48,020 --> 00:28:50,180
Once we get to the original, it's gonna blow your mind

766
00:28:50,180 --> 00:28:54,300
because even the guys who make the original jerky

767
00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:55,540
can't outdo it.

768
00:28:55,540 --> 00:28:57,060
God, that Korean was.

769
00:28:57,060 --> 00:28:58,980
Well, Koreans got like sesame seeds on it.

770
00:28:58,980 --> 00:29:00,180
Slap so hard.

771
00:29:01,060 --> 00:29:04,180
This one is.

772
00:29:04,180 --> 00:29:05,020
I don't know.

773
00:29:08,020 --> 00:29:09,060
God, it's very tender.

774
00:29:09,060 --> 00:29:10,340
This is whiskey barbecue.

775
00:29:14,540 --> 00:29:15,860
Wait, I can't eat them as fast.

776
00:29:15,860 --> 00:29:17,300
I know, what are we doing?

777
00:29:17,300 --> 00:29:18,140
Hurry up.

778
00:29:20,020 --> 00:29:22,720
I'm getting through half a sample at a time.

779
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:24,060
Oh my God, that Korean one.

780
00:29:24,060 --> 00:29:26,060
I'm still eating it.

781
00:29:26,060 --> 00:29:27,420
But it's really good.

782
00:29:27,420 --> 00:29:28,340
So good.

783
00:29:29,460 --> 00:29:31,720
This episode brought to you by Jim Meats Jerky.

784
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:32,740
Where's this place?

785
00:29:32,740 --> 00:29:35,020
Placentia, California.

786
00:29:35,020 --> 00:29:36,460
On Yorba Linda Road.

787
00:29:37,620 --> 00:29:39,860
This whiskey one is gonna take some work.

788
00:29:39,860 --> 00:29:41,980
That's a tough jerk I got.

789
00:29:46,100 --> 00:29:49,220
I mean, it's a brand new fresh off the press.

790
00:29:49,980 --> 00:29:51,680
Look, some jerky needs to be hard.

791
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:52,680
Are we ready to move on?

792
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:53,680
Taste is good, yeah.

793
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:56,880
All right, here's a little spicier one.

794
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:59,800
This one is chicken buffalo wing.

795
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:02,120
I've been excited for chicken buffalo wing.

796
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:04,280
Chicken jerky.

797
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:05,920
I don't know if it's chicken.

798
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:07,080
I think it's just beef jerky flavored

799
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:08,280
like chicken buffalo wing.

800
00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:09,120
It's white though.

801
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:11,560
It looks like it might be chicken.

802
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:12,400
That is good.

803
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:13,240
Maybe, chicken jerky?

804
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:14,080
That's good.

805
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:16,360
Impressed.

806
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:18,880
It feels like it might be chicken.

807
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:19,720
It's chicken.

808
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:21,800
It looks like chicken.

809
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:25,280
Why are you not holding up every single one to the camera?

810
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:27,040
Come on, get on it, hold them up.

811
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:29,280
This is the chicken.

812
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:31,040
Before you bite into it next time.

813
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:33,080
Here's a half-eaten chicken.

814
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:33,920
Uh.

815
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:37,760
God, the chicken one's so good.

816
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:38,880
Chicken's good, yeah.

817
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:41,840
I've never had chicken before, chicken jerky.

818
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:42,680
I'm just chewing.

819
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:43,520
I've never had chicken before.

820
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:44,920
I'm so sorry, everybody.

821
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:47,760
Here's a chicken.

822
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:52,760
Here's honey teriyaki, I think.

823
00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:55,360
I got a little mixed up here on the board.

824
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:56,680
I don't know what you do.

825
00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:58,000
I was trying to give you the smaller.

826
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,760
Everything's been fantastic so far though, right?

827
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:01,600
Yeah, it's all good.

828
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:02,840
And it's a good variety.

829
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:06,600
What was that one?

830
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:08,280
That was honey teriyaki.

831
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:09,840
That's the weakest so far.

832
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:12,560
Really, it might be my favorite so far.

833
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:14,960
And then right here, you don't have to eat it right away

834
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:15,800
as I'm handing it to you.

835
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:17,560
I'm just giving it to you first.

836
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:19,720
That's a real Western.

837
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:22,320
Real Western?

838
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:23,520
Yeah, I'm not sure.

839
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:25,520
I think it's maybe just, maybe barbecue.

840
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:27,240
Maybe just a variation of whiskey barbecue

841
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:29,000
they couldn't choose, I don't know.

842
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,440
So I tell Andy the only thing I could snack on

843
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:34,280
is beef jerky. Oh wait, no.

844
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:35,600
So you're saying, well I'm trying to give you

845
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:37,240
the smaller one.

846
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:39,400
The one I just gave you is jalapeno garlic.

847
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:42,520
That's jalapeno garlic, what I gave you just now.

848
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:44,400
Hold on, hold on.

849
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:47,000
This is the real Western.

850
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:51,400
Jalapeno garlic's good.

851
00:31:57,680 --> 00:31:59,320
I decided the moment which one I wanna give you.

852
00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:01,120
Did you get one of every flavor or is there more?

853
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:02,840
Yeah, there's one of every flavor.

854
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:05,400
We haven't even gotten to the original left.

855
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:07,480
There's two left before the original.

856
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:09,200
We're voting on just the original though, right?

857
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:10,040
Yes.

858
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:10,880
Okay.

859
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:13,960
This is just a fun beef jerky taste test

860
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:14,800
for all of you guys. Yeah, because otherwise

861
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:16,440
it wouldn't be fair, because this is a lot of flavor.

862
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:17,760
Western is really good.

863
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:18,600
Western's good?

864
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,960
I haven't even tried them all yet.

865
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:23,680
I was saving it for this.

866
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:26,360
This one is a mystery flavor.

867
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:27,920
I forgot, I didn't write it down.

868
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:29,480
I forgot which one it was.

869
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:35,920
Mystery flavor.

870
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:38,440
Or just misplaced label flavor.

871
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:40,280
Was this Andy's, the habanero?

872
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:41,960
Is it spicy?

873
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:42,800
Is it really spicy?

874
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:43,800
It's got kick.

875
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:45,600
Yeah, that's the habanero.

876
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:47,400
No, because I have that right here.

877
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:52,280
So it's gotta be either jalapeno garlic

878
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:54,720
or sweet and spicy or, yeah.

879
00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:56,600
My bad.

880
00:32:57,720 --> 00:32:59,040
It's one of the better ones.

881
00:32:59,040 --> 00:32:59,880
It's good.

882
00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:01,800
I think it's sweet and spicy, it's sticky.

883
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:03,880
It's like honey and.

884
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:04,720
It's good.

885
00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:06,040
My hand's getting a little.

886
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:06,880
Mango hob.

887
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:13,160
Spoiling everyone's dinner.

888
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:22,120
10 minutes of us eating jerky.

889
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:24,120
Check out Wednesday Night Book Club

890
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:26,520
and coming soon is high scores.

891
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:29,200
Mango hob, habanero's fire.

892
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:30,040
That's good.

893
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:33,680
I feel like the one before the mango hob

894
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:36,080
habanero had more of a kick than the mango hob and arrow.

895
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:39,720
Mango hob and arrow comes later, the kick.

896
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:40,560
Okay.

897
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:42,760
Kind of like our sauce at work does, the same way.

898
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:46,200
Habanero gets you after.

899
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:49,240
Best one so far, three and barbecue.

900
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:54,240
Followed by either the chicken or that mango hob and arrow.

901
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:57,560
Yeah, that last one gets a kick after.

902
00:33:57,560 --> 00:33:59,720
Then there's a good western one that I liked.

903
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:01,280
The western one with them.

904
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:03,920
And then cue the halo soundtrack.

905
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:06,800
Here is the original.

906
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:10,600
Oh, gee.

907
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:11,440
Oh, that is.

908
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:12,760
Genevieve's beef jerky.

909
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:14,040
All right, now this is what we're judging

910
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:15,680
against Clearman's.

911
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:17,200
The texture's rougher than I expected.

912
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:18,400
I gotta cleanse my palate.

913
00:34:19,720 --> 00:34:21,520
I'm gonna cleanse it with some beer.

914
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:26,520
Yeah, that mango's still kicking on me.

915
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:35,800
The more you chew it, the more you savor it.

916
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:38,640
It just gets juicier and saltier.

917
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:42,240
I love it in every hole.

918
00:34:49,240 --> 00:34:50,080
Right?

919
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:55,080
The more you chew it, the saltier it gets you 100%.

920
00:34:57,720 --> 00:35:00,000
As you chew it more, it almost turns into like that

921
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,560
jerky chew that they used to have.

922
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:03,400
Oh, remember that stuff?

923
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:04,240
Yeah.

924
00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:05,080
Yeah.

925
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:05,920
I wanted some.

926
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:07,000
And big league chew.

927
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,080
And big league chew.

928
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:10,680
My dad dipped Kodiak and then I saw like a beef jerky one

929
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:12,960
and the guy's like, okay, can I fake dip?

930
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:14,200
Here you go, two dollars.

931
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:17,520
That's what that reminds me.

932
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:21,680
That's good.

933
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:23,160
See how we all got dead air?

934
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:26,200
That was really, that was the banger at the end.

935
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:27,040
All right, so.

936
00:35:29,240 --> 00:35:33,440
I mean, I think these are two 10 out of 10 products.

937
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:37,360
I think Clearman's on a sourdough bread

938
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:41,400
with a dinner on its own as an appetizer, phenomenal.

939
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:42,760
You have to pick a winner.

940
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:45,720
But this beef jerky on the other hand,

941
00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:49,160
if I had a bag of that at work and I could just roll around

942
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:51,280
and just toss it in my mouth on a 10 minute ride

943
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:54,600
and just chew to some salty, my heart's content.

944
00:35:56,240 --> 00:35:57,200
I mean, that's really good.

945
00:35:57,200 --> 00:36:01,480
But I will say this, of all the jerkies,

946
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:03,520
the original's not my favorite.

947
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:05,800
I think the Korean barbecue one

948
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:09,200
is maybe some of the best jerky I've ever had in my life.

949
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:10,040
Like that.

950
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:10,880
So tender.

951
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:13,640
I'm gonna maybe ask for another slice before I leave.

952
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:14,920
One more and I'll give you some of it.

953
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:16,080
Before you leave your own house.

954
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:19,400
I'm gonna trade some of my garlic one

955
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:21,240
for Korean barbecue if you'll let me.

956
00:36:21,240 --> 00:36:22,200
Fair enough, fair enough.

957
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:23,400
We can do a little bit of swapsies.

958
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:24,340
I have a scale.

959
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:28,200
Scale, I don't think it has to get to that level.

960
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:30,000
I've been using this since high school.

961
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:33,800
All right, wow, so.

962
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:40,320
We'll leave the voting up to Brendan and Michael

963
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:42,720
because you and I brought the food.

964
00:36:42,720 --> 00:36:44,280
And I think it's pretty obvious

965
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:45,920
which one we will vote for.

966
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:48,760
I am gonna give you good props for the clear mince cheese.

967
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:50,280
I got my own tub.

968
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:52,200
So I'm gonna go home and try my own little experiments.

969
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:54,760
If you go a little bit longer than I did,

970
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:56,480
like you put your oven on broil,

971
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:59,840
you put your tray all the way to the top,

972
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:01,120
if that's how your oven works,

973
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:02,040
that's how my oven works.

974
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:04,000
Some people's broil's on the bottom.

975
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,560
But you find the broil function,

976
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:06,920
how your oven does broiling,

977
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:09,760
and then you put the cheese spread on top,

978
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:11,920
you put the thing in there,

979
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:13,440
and it only takes a couple minutes.

980
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:14,800
Does it make a good dip?

981
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:18,360
No, not really.

982
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:20,360
Practically only for melting on things.

983
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:22,320
It feels like butter when you're,

984
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:27,200
it's like you wouldn't wanna stick a chip into butter,

985
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:28,040
really.

986
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:31,200
Say it'd be interesting to maybe try lobster crab with it.

987
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:32,480
That would be kind of, yeah.

988
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:34,720
Like if you had a hot lobster and you just.

989
00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:37,120
Butter basted it or cooked it in it.

990
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:38,880
Oh, you're not talking about after.

991
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:41,760
I thought like after, I was like, give me some lobster

992
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:43,080
and I can just slap some on top of it.

993
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:43,920
No.

994
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:44,760
That's not it.

995
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:47,360
It's what I did last two weeks ago.

996
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:49,400
I had like a little bit of a tub left.

997
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:51,720
I had a steak, one of those little round steaks.

998
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:53,520
I know it.

999
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:55,320
A filet.

1000
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:58,920
A filet and a little bag of shrimp.

1001
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:00,160
You're talking to Mike.

1002
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:02,040
And I basted the whole thing

1003
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:04,080
and I put it all, cooked the shrimp,

1004
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:07,440
and then cooked the steak, put the shrimp back in the pan,

1005
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:09,160
little bit of olive oil,

1006
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:11,240
and like a tablespoon of clearments,

1007
00:38:11,240 --> 00:38:12,600
and kind of just mixed it all.

1008
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:14,240
Oh my goodness, it was good.

1009
00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:15,080
I can see.

1010
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:16,520
And you said you had a heart attack?

1011
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:17,360
Yes.

1012
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:18,200
I don't believe you.

1013
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:19,560
That's my diet.

1014
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:23,000
I can see you putting this on like some bagel bites.

1015
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:23,840
That's insulting.

1016
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:24,840
Or some toasties.

1017
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:26,760
No, like it's so finite,

1018
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:28,680
you don't want to waste any of it experimenting.

1019
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:31,120
I can see that, but I think it would be worth trying like.

1020
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:31,960
You know what?

1021
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:32,800
No, fuck it.

1022
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:33,640
You're absolutely right.

1023
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:34,480
Bakeable snacks.

1024
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:36,200
Except that my brain went right to bagel bites,

1025
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:37,560
went to the pizza bagel bites.

1026
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:38,400
What?

1027
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:40,360
And I thought that does not sound good at all.

1028
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:43,080
Dino nuggets, cheesy dino nuggets.

1029
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:44,320
You said bagel bites.

1030
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:45,840
Did you not mean the pizza bagel bites?

1031
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:46,680
I meant the pizza ones.

1032
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:48,080
Yeah, that's what I thought too.

1033
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:49,200
Oh, I don't think that would be good.

1034
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:51,080
No, actually, no, once he said it,

1035
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:53,520
I was like, no, that's not even a bad idea.

1036
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:56,880
I would like halfway through the cooking process

1037
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:57,920
of the bagel bites,

1038
00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:00,640
toss a little bit of it on maybe a couple.

1039
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:02,600
Or get a butter knife, scrape their cheese off,

1040
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:03,440
be like, fuck your cheese,

1041
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:06,400
and then just make little clearments bagel bites.

1042
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:08,840
Yeah.

1043
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:09,680
With little bits of beef jerky in it.

1044
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:10,520
I don't know.

1045
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:12,040
I think Austin got a contact time.

1046
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:15,040
I think you could just buy bagels.

1047
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:16,200
You could just buy bagels.

1048
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:19,000
Yeah, you can even buy little bagels.

1049
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,160
They have those.

1050
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:21,840
I was trying to think of an already good

1051
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:23,960
bakeable snack food, I'm sorry.

1052
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:25,480
The next one was dino nuggets.

1053
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:26,480
It's called a toaster.

1054
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:28,800
I've been playing a lot of Ark.

1055
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:29,640
Dino nuggets.

1056
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:32,560
You're just trying to take all this frozen crap

1057
00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:33,400
and just throw it.

1058
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:34,560
He's playing so much Ark

1059
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:36,680
that he just sees everything as an opportunity

1060
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:37,880
to build something new.

1061
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:39,080
He's looking around the apartment,

1062
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:39,920
he just sees all of it.

1063
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:41,200
I see some pop figurines over there.

1064
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:42,280
If I play my cards right,

1065
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,960
I could probably build the deck of a new house

1066
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:46,320
to start a new base on.

1067
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:48,280
You're not far off.

1068
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:54,360
But yeah, okay, so let's start with Mike.

1069
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:55,680
Beef jerky wins, moving on.

1070
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:56,720
Yeah, beef jerky.

1071
00:39:56,720 --> 00:39:58,680
I have to go with beef jerky because first of all.

1072
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:00,120
Why?

1073
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:02,360
Well, first of all, because I can eat it.

1074
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:04,040
Is the first reason.

1075
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:05,720
Take that out of the equation.

1076
00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:07,000
We shaved a couple years off his life.

1077
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:11,440
No, seriously, I get, really they're pretty equal

1078
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:13,520
as far as flavoring and all that.

1079
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:14,880
They're both great.

1080
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:16,600
I would say I would choose beef jerky

1081
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:18,320
because you get a longer,

1082
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:22,320
it's just, with beef jerky,

1083
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,800
it's like you get longer to enjoy it.

1084
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:26,320
When I eat the bread, it's gone.

1085
00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:27,520
The beef jerky's still there.

1086
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:30,240
I can still taste the beef jerky

1087
00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:32,000
several minutes after we ate it.

1088
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:35,080
Right now, I still have that salty flavor in my mouth.

1089
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:39,440
I get that because it is a pain in the ass

1090
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:41,160
to make clearman's bread.

1091
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:43,720
It's not an easy, well, it's easy.

1092
00:40:43,720 --> 00:40:45,040
It's just not.

1093
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:45,880
Instant.

1094
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:46,720
Instant.

1095
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:50,960
Oh, you prematurely fucking ejaculating over there,

1096
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:51,880
you son of a bitch.

1097
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:52,800
All right, Brennan.

1098
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:56,960
Think about all the pleasant memories you have

1099
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:58,760
to work with clearmans.

1100
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:01,960
All those moments your children try clearmans

1101
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:03,120
for the first time.

1102
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:04,440
Your little boy, remember he's like,

1103
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:05,440
daddy, what is this?

1104
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:07,280
You're like, well, that's clearmans.

1105
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:09,640
Uncle Andy brought it from last time he was a child.

1106
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:12,200
The memories of his children against me.

1107
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:13,960
They've also tried jerky, Andy.

1108
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:14,800
God.

1109
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:15,640
God.

1110
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:16,480
God.

1111
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:17,320
God.

1112
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:19,360
Damn it.

1113
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:23,800
But, I mean, so, clearmans has a nostalgia factor for sure.

1114
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:26,680
Growing up, going to Northwood Inn was a special treat,

1115
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:28,800
rarely, because it was so expensive,

1116
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:31,800
and the bread was what you always remember.

1117
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:36,560
But the jerky was amazing,

1118
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:39,280
and that is, I don't have to heat up my house

1119
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:42,280
in the middle of summer to eat the jerky,

1120
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:44,120
so I'm sorry, the jerky wins.

1121
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:47,640
Point at the camera and say jerky wins.

1122
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:52,320
Fuck, jerky wins.

1123
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:55,320
I feel like an asshole.

1124
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:56,400
Hey, it was really good clearmans juice.

1125
00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:57,840
But the clearmans is great.

1126
00:41:57,840 --> 00:41:59,080
I bought my own tub of it.

1127
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:02,920
So I guess his jerky's a 10.

1128
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:04,640
Both 10s.

1129
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:07,960
And clearmans is a nine.

1130
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:09,040
No, it's still a 10.

1131
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:09,880
They're both 10s.

1132
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:12,000
The movie we're watching today.

1133
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:12,840
Is a three.

1134
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:15,720
Called The Nines, and that was the perfect segue,

1135
00:42:15,720 --> 00:42:17,720
and you guys, I don't know why you argued with me

1136
00:42:17,720 --> 00:42:19,680
on that one, but it is a 10.

1137
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:21,320
You're absolutely right.

1138
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:24,800
Okay, so we watched a 2007 movie called The Nines,

1139
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:29,800
and it is, it's a thinker.

1140
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:31,280
It's something.

1141
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:32,120
It's something.

1142
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:32,960
It's a movie.

1143
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:35,480
So, basic premise, Ryan Reynolds

1144
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:36,760
is three different characters.

1145
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:39,800
He's an actor who's going through some shit,

1146
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:41,880
burns down his house and is on house arrest

1147
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:44,400
in some other person's home.

1148
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:49,400
He is a writer of a TV series trying to get off the ground

1149
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:52,320
who's best friends with Melissa McCarthy,

1150
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:54,720
and he tries to get her to star in it,

1151
00:42:54,720 --> 00:42:59,720
and he's also a husband to Melissa McCarthy,

1152
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:01,760
and he has a daughter.

1153
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:02,760
In the third part, yeah.

1154
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:05,960
And in the first part, the actor guy, Melissa McCarthy,

1155
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:08,640
is a publicist for him.

1156
00:43:09,660 --> 00:43:12,840
There's also a blonde woman who is,

1157
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:16,280
when he's a failed actor, she is a romantic interest,

1158
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:17,880
slash, just hook up.

1159
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:18,720
Hope Davis.

1160
00:43:18,720 --> 00:43:21,040
Hope Davis, the actress, thank you.

1161
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:24,360
And then in the reality TV show part,

1162
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:28,880
she is an agent that helps him, or doesn't help him,

1163
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:30,320
get his pilot off the ground,

1164
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:35,080
and then the third part, she is a hippie lady

1165
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:36,560
that he meets in the woods,

1166
00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:38,760
which I think that's enough for right now.

1167
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:45,400
So, this is an interesting movie

1168
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:48,820
that has, if you've seen the number 23,

1169
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:50,720
I feel-

1170
00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:52,040
It's doing way better, though.

1171
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:52,880
What's better?

1172
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:53,720
The number 23.

1173
00:43:53,720 --> 00:43:54,880
The number 23's way better.

1174
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:56,400
Came out the same year, too.

1175
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:57,240
Did it really?

1176
00:43:57,240 --> 00:43:58,060
Did it really?

1177
00:43:58,060 --> 00:44:01,560
So, the number 23, if you've seen it, Nick Cage,

1178
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:03,680
trying, no, not Nick Cage?

1179
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:04,680
Oh, yeah, Jim Carrey.

1180
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:06,200
Which one, I was thinking of-

1181
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:07,040
Knowing.

1182
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:07,880
Knowing, sorry.

1183
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:09,360
Which one, I saw that in this movie,

1184
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:11,200
I kept thinking, why didn't they name this movie Knowing,

1185
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:13,080
and then I thought, oh, now I know why.

1186
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:15,520
That probably came out in the same year, too.

1187
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:19,440
But yeah, Jim Carrey is an author

1188
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:21,400
who sees the number 23 everywhere,

1189
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:22,600
it leads him to find a book,

1190
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:25,400
and then, no need to spoil that movie for everybody,

1191
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:30,400
but in this one, he is, in each of these worlds,

1192
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:32,840
he's told to follow the nines.

1193
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:36,280
As a viewer, you don't know what this means at all,

1194
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:37,320
like, as you're watching.

1195
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:38,520
You don't know what the nines mean,

1196
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:39,960
but he starts seeing it more and more.

1197
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:43,000
One iteration of him goes crazy, circling a bunch of nines,

1198
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,320
and just fucking obsessing over it.

1199
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:47,840
I guess the substance of what he's going through

1200
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:51,000
in each of these worlds isn't that important

1201
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:52,960
in the long run, because they don't.

1202
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:55,040
Till you tie them together, right?

1203
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:57,520
When you tie everything at the end,

1204
00:44:57,520 --> 00:44:59,480
really, these are just fantasies

1205
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:00,880
that he's kinda living out.

1206
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:04,000
But anyway, in the first one,

1207
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:06,120
I didn't even take much notes on this,

1208
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:08,920
because I was just enjoying the vibe of it so much.

1209
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:11,360
My first note was, that's plenty of lighter fluid.

1210
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:12,880
Why are you still doing that?

1211
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:14,360
Yeah.

1212
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:15,760
Oh, I love the line.

1213
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:19,720
So he, it opens with him using a ton of lighter fluid.

1214
00:45:19,720 --> 00:45:22,240
It's too much, burns down his entire house

1215
00:45:22,240 --> 00:45:24,640
to burn his ex-girlfriend's clothing.

1216
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:26,880
And then he goes on a bender, and he goes,

1217
00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:27,720
is this crack?

1218
00:45:27,720 --> 00:45:29,640
He goes to buy, hey, do you sell crack?

1219
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:31,760
And the guy gives him, sells him some crack,

1220
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:33,240
and then he finds a prostitute walking around.

1221
00:45:33,240 --> 00:45:35,320
And it was funny how they went non-stereotypical

1222
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:36,960
with the crack dealers.

1223
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:39,280
They went to two white college kid-looking guys

1224
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:42,560
for crack dealers, and then to go smoking with.

1225
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:45,640
Yeah, he finds a, well, he finds a prostitute lady,

1226
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:47,280
and he goes. Very stereotypical.

1227
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:49,920
And he's like, hey, is this crack?

1228
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:50,760
Do you know how to smoke this?

1229
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:52,440
And then he cuts them in the bedroom,

1230
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:53,720
just jumping around.

1231
00:45:53,720 --> 00:45:54,880
The look she gives when he goes,

1232
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:56,480
do you know how to smoke this was great, though?

1233
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:58,560
She's like, yeah.

1234
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:03,200
Melissa McCarthy, right off of the beginning of this movie,

1235
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:05,160
already is doing such a good job acting.

1236
00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:07,960
This is like a tour de force of her acting, I feel like.

1237
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:11,640
She hits it on so many different levels.

1238
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:14,120
Because if you think about every character

1239
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:16,000
she technically played in this,

1240
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:19,240
one of them was an actress who had to play another role

1241
00:46:19,240 --> 00:46:22,480
in it and then have that role become an actual serious role

1242
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:24,600
that she was playing.

1243
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:25,440
And it was her.

1244
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:26,720
They didn't even change her name.

1245
00:46:26,720 --> 00:46:27,880
It was Melissa McCarthy.

1246
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:28,920
It was her.

1247
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:31,760
Well, it was Melissa McCarthy in the second iteration.

1248
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:32,840
Right.

1249
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:35,760
And she really was from the groundlings.

1250
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:37,560
In fact, that whole, oh, sorry,

1251
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:42,560
that whole second part of the reality TV show,

1252
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:46,680
I read that it was improvised, a lot of it,

1253
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:49,400
and they just kind of let the actors do their things.

1254
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:52,600
So when he meets the actress chick

1255
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:54,680
who's not Melissa McCarthy and they sit down at lunch,

1256
00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:57,760
she goes, you and I have the same birthday, November 21st.

1257
00:46:57,760 --> 00:46:58,920
That's her birthday.

1258
00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:01,840
It's not his, but he just improvised, went along with it.

1259
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:05,000
But it's got an interesting, some of the choices they made.

1260
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:08,000
Okay, so the first part is him as an actor.

1261
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,440
He goes and he's now under house arrest

1262
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:13,040
and Melissa McCarthy is a publicist

1263
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:15,040
who's helping keep his record

1264
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:19,040
from being tarnished too badly from this.

1265
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:20,280
And he's under house arrest.

1266
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:22,320
He cannot leave the home.

1267
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:25,080
And it kind of feels like she's gaslighting him.

1268
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:26,600
A little, especially like when she says

1269
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:27,880
she'll break his ankles.

1270
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:28,720
Yeah, she does.

1271
00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:30,240
It's like a copy of that scene from Misery.

1272
00:47:30,240 --> 00:47:31,440
Yeah, yeah.

1273
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:35,040
Which now that you think about it, is that just him?

1274
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:39,080
So maybe in that universe, Misery doesn't exist

1275
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:44,080
and he who made the universe in which we know Misery exists

1276
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:45,920
in a different iteration,

1277
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:47,680
he's just using that in a different.

1278
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:49,120
Yeah, you're jumping way ahead of yourself

1279
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:50,440
for those who haven't seen it.

1280
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:53,720
Oh, I thought that's what this movie was turning into.

1281
00:47:53,720 --> 00:47:55,360
I thought that's what it was turning into,

1282
00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:58,520
was Melissa McCarthy was the chick from Misery

1283
00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:01,040
and it was just gonna be that kind of something.

1284
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:03,280
And then, oh, we're gonna do something different

1285
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:04,920
at the end and nope.

1286
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:06,600
Okay, yeah, I get that.

1287
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:07,600
You don't know what's happening.

1288
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:09,720
She feels like she's gaslighting him.

1289
00:48:09,720 --> 00:48:13,080
Then you meet the love slash sex interest

1290
00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:18,080
from the hot mom next door who they end up hooking up.

1291
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:19,680
And then she.

1292
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:21,680
Also gets her own music montage.

1293
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:22,520
Oh, yes.

1294
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:23,760
Is that all there is?

1295
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:25,960
We're like, is it, my wife's like, is this a musical?

1296
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:26,800
No.

1297
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:29,600
No, not at all, just a random song in the middle of it.

1298
00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:32,120
Right before I watched this movie,

1299
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:34,640
I watched another movie with my dad

1300
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:36,360
and it was called Silent Running.

1301
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:37,680
I don't know if you guys have heard of that.

1302
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:39,600
I've seen its brother, Cool Runnings.

1303
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:42,120
Huh, probably was way cooler.

1304
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:43,920
Silent Running was just ridiculous

1305
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:45,600
and there's three different parts

1306
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:47,600
where there's just a woman singing in it.

1307
00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:50,160
There's just music and it's just awful.

1308
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:53,080
It was before Star Wars too and it had,

1309
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:55,840
that's like it inspired the droids from Star Wars and shit

1310
00:48:55,840 --> 00:49:00,840
and it's rated G, but he kills three people in that movie.

1311
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:04,400
He murders one straight up and then blows two other guys up

1312
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:05,280
with a nuke.

1313
00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:06,960
Bambi's mom gets fucking murked

1314
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:08,680
in the first few minutes of Bambi.

1315
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:11,280
He's bleeding like actual blood out of his leg

1316
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:12,120
and he's dying.

1317
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:13,080
What is this called, Silent Running?

1318
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:13,920
Silent Running.

1319
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:14,740
Is it black and white?

1320
00:49:14,740 --> 00:49:15,760
1972.

1321
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:17,080
No, then it's color.

1322
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:18,480
Who's the star?

1323
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:20,440
Okay, Bruce Dern.

1324
00:49:21,900 --> 00:49:24,480
So the old, you know, Hateful Eight, the old guy

1325
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:26,160
in the chair, that guy.

1326
00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:27,280
I just heard Mike.

1327
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:28,600
Mike doesn't have his mic to his mouth,

1328
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:29,880
but he just went, oh.

1329
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:31,320
When he heard Bruce Dern.

1330
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:34,240
I mean, it's, I wish it was on Tubi

1331
00:49:34,240 --> 00:49:36,120
because I would have selected that for the movie.

1332
00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:38,760
How about a Kobe Benson?

1333
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:39,600
Is that his name?

1334
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:41,960
Kobe Benson or Kobe Benson?

1335
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:44,840
Oh, from Psych?

1336
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:46,400
He's the dad?

1337
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:47,920
He was in Other Things.

1338
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:48,760
Yeah, I don't know.

1339
00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:51,540
Anyways, Beef Jerky's awesome, but I watched this movie

1340
00:49:51,540 --> 00:49:54,200
and then I watched The Nines right afterwards

1341
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:57,360
and I was like, I thought there wasn't a worse movie

1342
00:49:57,360 --> 00:49:58,600
than Silent Running.

1343
00:49:58,600 --> 00:49:59,720
You saw this with your dad?

1344
00:49:59,720 --> 00:50:01,760
Not The Nines, I couldn't put him through that.

1345
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:03,760
He would just turn it off and be like,

1346
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:05,440
I'm watching football now.

1347
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:06,280
Okay, fair enough.

1348
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:07,760
But I watched a bad movie

1349
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:10,160
and then an even worse movie after it.

1350
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:11,440
I was like, The Nines will be better.

1351
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:12,280
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute,

1352
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:13,480
we gotta back up.

1353
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:15,560
What football was he watching?

1354
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:17,120
Or golf, whatever the fuck.

1355
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:17,960
I don't know.

1356
00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:18,800
I was like.

1357
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:19,640
He would have.

1358
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:21,840
What year did you watch this movie in?

1359
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:22,680
He's watching the whole thing.

1360
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:24,120
Austin said he would, but he didn't.

1361
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:25,680
I get it, I get what you're saying.

1362
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:28,360
And like.

1363
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:29,200
But wait, I get that you hate.

1364
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:30,560
The music, the musical.

1365
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:31,400
You didn't like that?

1366
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:33,200
I did not like the musical part.

1367
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:35,040
I like the part where he puts up,

1368
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:37,280
the only music part I like is where he puts a floppy disc

1369
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:38,960
in the piano and it starts playing.

1370
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:40,160
The piano was bitchin'.

1371
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:41,000
That was one of my notes.

1372
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:42,000
Labeled knowing, actually.

1373
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:42,960
That was one of my notes.

1374
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:43,800
Yeah.

1375
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:45,360
And the worst part, sorry,

1376
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:47,880
worst part than the music-wise,

1377
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:52,880
piano was cool, the little montage is that all there is.

1378
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:54,440
And then I had to learn a new part

1379
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:56,840
of the Mockingbird song that I could have gone

1380
00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:58,280
the rest of my life without knowing.

1381
00:50:58,280 --> 00:50:59,120
Which one was it?

1382
00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:02,240
Like the cart in the bull goes down.

1383
00:51:02,240 --> 00:51:03,960
You didn't write it down?

1384
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:04,800
No.

1385
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:07,040
I'm gonna make you listen to the whole Mockingbird song now.

1386
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:07,880
It's probably 16 versions.

1387
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:08,720
By Eminem?

1388
00:51:08,720 --> 00:51:10,400
I'll listen to that.

1389
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:11,240
That was my-

1390
00:51:11,240 --> 00:51:13,360
A little baby don't say a word.

1391
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:14,680
Daddy's gonna get you down.

1392
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:15,520
Or whatever it is.

1393
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:18,240
Got a little baby.

1394
00:51:18,240 --> 00:51:19,080
Yeah.

1395
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:21,640
And if that clear man's bread don't win.

1396
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:23,040
And he's gonna kill himself.

1397
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:26,840
That was an interesting,

1398
00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:28,720
watching this movie, we're sitting there watching it,

1399
00:51:28,720 --> 00:51:29,560
trying to figure it out.

1400
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:31,720
It's cause this movie's a try and figure it out movie

1401
00:51:31,720 --> 00:51:32,880
as you're watching it.

1402
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:35,000
But my wife, sometimes she just pops off

1403
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:36,080
with the funniest shit.

1404
00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:37,800
She's just sitting there, we're watching it.

1405
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:38,800
It's kind of intense.

1406
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:41,920
It's not, I mean there's funny moments in the movie.

1407
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:44,120
But we're sitting watching, she breaks into song

1408
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:46,200
and my wife's sitting there, sitting there.

1409
00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:48,080
About three bars in she goes,

1410
00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:48,920
schmigadoon?

1411
00:51:52,240 --> 00:51:53,840
It did have a bit of schmigadoon vibes

1412
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:56,360
if you're familiar with that musical show.

1413
00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:57,200
I'll give you that.

1414
00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:58,840
I'll give your wife that, that's good.

1415
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:03,560
And Pam's ex Roy is a major,

1416
00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:05,680
is kind of a major-ish character in this.

1417
00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:09,680
More major at the very end, but weird seeing him around.

1418
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:13,320
I like that each actor played a completely different role

1419
00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:15,480
in each of the-

1420
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:16,600
In all three, yeah.

1421
00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:17,600
Iterations.

1422
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:21,920
Some of the like Crime Nine Labs is the name of the show

1423
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:23,920
that he, the fictional show that he's on.

1424
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:28,920
Okay, so in the first one, yeah, he's in the house arrest.

1425
00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:35,080
And then eventually, Hope Davis' character

1426
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:36,360
and Melissa McCarthy's character,

1427
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:40,520
they're sort of fighting over like who's gaslighting him,

1428
00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:41,680
who's doing what.

1429
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:44,000
And as an audience member, you don't know what's happening.

1430
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,800
And right when Melissa McCarthy sits him down, she says,

1431
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:49,880
well, here's the thing, you and I actually know each other.

1432
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:52,440
We've been friends for most of our lives.

1433
00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:54,200
We talk on the phone every single day.

1434
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:56,520
She said, we've been friends since I've been 12.

1435
00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:59,880
Yeah, and we've talked on the phone every day.

1436
00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:00,840
This is gonna come in.

1437
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:05,840
So this movie is a sequel to an 11-minute short called God

1438
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:11,240
that came out in 1998 starring Melissa McCarthy

1439
00:53:11,240 --> 00:53:14,640
in which she is on the phone with God.

1440
00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:16,080
You never hear God's point of view.

1441
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:17,400
It's just Melissa McCarthy.

1442
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:21,000
It's sort of like a, like a talking to the camera.

1443
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:24,480
She's like, me and God, we always just talk.

1444
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:25,560
He's got the best gossip.

1445
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:27,800
And it's like her listening to God.

1446
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:29,640
And then her husband's like trying to listen.

1447
00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:31,680
She's like, I can't tell you, whatever.

1448
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:35,840
And so eventually God, she goes out to a party

1449
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:38,080
and she gets drunk and she comes home late

1450
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:40,640
and there's 44 missed calls from God.

1451
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:43,880
And she answers the phone and he's like,

1452
00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:46,760
yelling at her supposedly.

1453
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:48,620
And she's like, what, I'm drunk with real humans.

1454
00:53:48,620 --> 00:53:50,320
I can see, and I don't have to,

1455
00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:52,680
people, other people can see, you know, stuff like that.

1456
00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:53,840
They break up.

1457
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:56,120
She has a very bad few days after.

1458
00:53:56,120 --> 00:53:58,120
All the like little things start just going wrong

1459
00:53:58,120 --> 00:53:59,920
until eventually big things start going wrong.

1460
00:53:59,920 --> 00:54:02,040
Like her car just ends up upside down.

1461
00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:04,320
And then eventually she starts talking to the devil

1462
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:05,560
and she's like, oh really?

1463
00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:06,960
And she's like, oh, she talking to the camera.

1464
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:09,160
Yeah, it turns out, you know, the devil and I got a lot of,

1465
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:10,200
you know, a lot of things in common.

1466
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:12,240
Like he just wanted a little bit of, you know,

1467
00:54:12,240 --> 00:54:13,680
privacy and respect from God.

1468
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:15,800
And then he got sent to hell, blah, blah, blah.

1469
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:19,520
Eventually she discovers that she misses God.

1470
00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:21,800
The moment she thinks that God calls her

1471
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:23,240
and they start apologizing to,

1472
00:54:23,240 --> 00:54:25,160
well, she apologizes to him.

1473
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:26,900
He doesn't acknowledge he did anything wrong,

1474
00:54:26,900 --> 00:54:28,080
but that's God for you.

1475
00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:31,200
And then that's the end of that short.

1476
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:32,480
It was funny.

1477
00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:34,780
One of my favorite Melissa McCarthy things, honestly,

1478
00:54:34,780 --> 00:54:37,080
the way she acted in that was fucking awesome.

1479
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:41,220
And so that little line that she says to him,

1480
00:54:41,220 --> 00:54:43,080
where we've been friends since I was 12,

1481
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:44,640
we've talked to the phone every day,

1482
00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:46,520
is it another iteration?

1483
00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:49,200
Or technically that one, I guess.

1484
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:52,640
Or him in the car upside down in the movie also.

1485
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:53,920
Yeah, it could have been.

1486
00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:56,160
I know that now John August, the author,

1487
00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:57,680
has a lot of upside down car stuff.

1488
00:54:57,680 --> 00:54:59,800
We got to watch Big Fish and see if that one has it.

1489
00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:01,020
Cause he wrote Big Fish.

1490
00:55:01,020 --> 00:55:02,960
I don't remember an upside down car in Big Fish,

1491
00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:04,080
but I did like Big Fish.

1492
00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:06,680
He also wrote Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

1493
00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:09,560
Or Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

1494
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:10,560
The one with Johnny Depp.

1495
00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:12,080
Not the Gene Wilder one.

1496
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:13,320
No, no.

1497
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:15,420
So I don't know if that brings him up

1498
00:55:15,420 --> 00:55:17,120
in some people's opinion or down.

1499
00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:19,240
That's a nostalgic question probably.

1500
00:55:19,240 --> 00:55:20,920
I didn't care for it.

1501
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:23,040
I'm not a big fan of the Willy Wonka one.

1502
00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:23,880
Not, yeah.

1503
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:25,280
The second one's not as good.

1504
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:26,720
I mean, the new one's actually not bad.

1505
00:55:26,720 --> 00:55:28,000
I kind of enjoy that new one.

1506
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:29,400
That's what people are saying.

1507
00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:34,400
I kind of liked the 30 minutes of bad entourage in part two.

1508
00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:37,600
And then it ends with Ryan Reynolds smacking a bitch.

1509
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:38,600
Yeah, that was great.

1510
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:39,440
That was okay.

1511
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:41,520
She just calls, you're not a man, walks away.

1512
00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:43,980
I like how he answers, he gets the voicemail

1513
00:55:43,980 --> 00:55:46,840
and it's just a guy saying, nine, nine.

1514
00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:48,940
I'm like, okay, Ramstein's haunting him.

1515
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:53,440
Yeah, in the second one,

1516
00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:56,200
so White Rennie sits down with Melissa McCarthy.

1517
00:55:56,200 --> 00:56:00,840
She basically is about to break down some things for him.

1518
00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:03,440
And then it cuts to part two, the reality TV show,

1519
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:04,360
reality television.

1520
00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:08,520
And that's when we're following Gavin, who's a playwright

1521
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:10,640
and he's trying to do, or not a playwright,

1522
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:12,480
a TV show guy and he's trying to get his shit.

1523
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:13,600
Showrunner.

1524
00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:16,920
Showrunner, and he hires specifically Melissa McCarthy,

1525
00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:19,320
the actress, Melissa McCarthy from Groundlings.

1526
00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:22,040
It even shows her and her real life husband,

1527
00:56:22,040 --> 00:56:24,120
who she's really married to in real life,

1528
00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:27,720
at Groundlings hanging out and he even turns to him

1529
00:56:27,720 --> 00:56:29,360
and he's like, oh, I'm so proud of her

1530
00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:30,720
for getting a real role.

1531
00:56:30,720 --> 00:56:33,080
He then gets pressured by the network to fire her

1532
00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:35,480
and replace her with somebody else.

1533
00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:37,720
That and then it all ends up blowing up in his face

1534
00:56:37,720 --> 00:56:38,700
at the very end.

1535
00:56:38,700 --> 00:56:42,160
And Hope Davis ends up like hiding from him basically,

1536
00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:44,560
not trying to, for reasons though,

1537
00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:46,600
and that's what's crazy is that the whole time

1538
00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:47,720
you're just thinking like, what's going,

1539
00:56:47,720 --> 00:56:49,280
why is she a bitch in this one?

1540
00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:53,440
And then you find out why and it's to purposely drive him

1541
00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:54,640
away from Melissa McCarthy.

1542
00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:59,640
Her entire job is to take him away from Melissa McCarthy.

1543
00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:03,180
So in the first one, when he was gonna be friends with her,

1544
00:57:03,180 --> 00:57:04,720
she started sleeping with them.

1545
00:57:04,720 --> 00:57:08,120
In the second one, when he hired her to be in his show,

1546
00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:10,120
that would have put them in close proximity the whole time,

1547
00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:12,520
she ends up getting him by using this like

1548
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:14,160
fictional Roger guy or whatever.

1549
00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:16,640
She ends up getting her shit can

1550
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:18,160
and breaking up their friendship.

1551
00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:22,920
And then the third one, she literally leads him away from

1552
00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:26,200
the car in which Melissa McCarthy's in and then drugs him.

1553
00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:28,160
That's right, she's the wife in the third one.

1554
00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:29,600
That's Melissa McCarthy's the wife.

1555
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:31,360
Yeah, cause that's when he's married to Melissa McCarthy.

1556
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:35,680
And the reason that we get for all of this is,

1557
00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:38,800
so I guess in the second one, the failed pilot,

1558
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:40,160
when he ends up finding Hope Davis,

1559
00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:42,360
it does have one of the best seats where Brian Reynolds

1560
00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:45,080
legitimately just loses his shit or the character

1561
00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:47,360
and he pops her in the face, just pops,

1562
00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:49,500
like not an aggressive to knock her out,

1563
00:57:49,500 --> 00:57:52,880
but just like a fuck you and he just hits her out of anger.

1564
00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:54,480
That might've even been improvised.

1565
00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:55,680
Yeah, I just started laughing.

1566
00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:57,400
Like it was a pretty good pop.

1567
00:57:57,400 --> 00:58:00,660
There wasn't Andy in that part, Andy Fielder.

1568
00:58:00,660 --> 00:58:01,500
What's that?

1569
00:58:01,500 --> 00:58:03,480
He's the guy that was in the test group and I'm like,

1570
00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:06,080
there's Andy, there's Andy's character.

1571
00:58:06,080 --> 00:58:07,760
Every time there's an Andy in a movie, I gotta find it out.

1572
00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:09,800
Oh, okay, cause I was just, I thought you literally

1573
00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:11,400
right now were just like, well, he popped a chick

1574
00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:13,680
in the face, that's your Andy moment for the day.

1575
00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:15,080
Like I'm just out there smacking bitches.

1576
00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:17,200
That's a Mike and Austin moment.

1577
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:19,160
Also, are the women the villain in this?

1578
00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:20,000
Yeah.

1579
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:20,840
Wait.

1580
00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:23,920
Definitely, yes.

1581
00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:26,120
No, no, neither one is a villain.

1582
00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:29,780
So then in the third act we get to,

1583
00:58:31,080 --> 00:58:35,320
it's the show, it's the pilot for the show that he wrote,

1584
00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:39,760
Knowing, in which a mother and her husband

1585
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:41,840
and her daughter drive out to the forest

1586
00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:44,000
and get stranded while he leaves

1587
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:46,640
and then they're stuck behind

1588
00:58:46,640 --> 00:58:49,520
and the mute daughter says something to her, right?

1589
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:51,820
It's a big like reveal and it scares the shit out.

1590
00:58:51,820 --> 00:58:55,200
So that's what happens in the pilot of the show.

1591
00:58:55,200 --> 00:58:57,200
But then it's like, we're treating this as if it's now

1592
00:58:57,200 --> 00:58:58,680
like a real thing that's going on.

1593
00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:01,520
Did the little girl bug you throughout the whole movie?

1594
00:59:01,520 --> 00:59:04,480
We really wanted to know what she was saying.

1595
00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:06,480
I wish they'd have used some subtitles there

1596
00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:07,880
because I don't know, I mean,

1597
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:09,320
I wish I knew what she was saying.

1598
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:14,120
I think the whole point of it was to sell the,

1599
00:59:14,120 --> 00:59:15,680
when she actually says something.

1600
00:59:15,680 --> 00:59:17,540
And I know that it undercuts it

1601
00:59:17,540 --> 00:59:20,240
because we see that in the pilot,

1602
00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:21,960
when they're shooting the pilot,

1603
00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:25,400
we see the note of let's make her talk or whatever.

1604
00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:30,280
But in the actual moment that would have been,

1605
00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:32,640
like if we didn't understand a word she was saying,

1606
00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:35,680
but then she turned and said, he's not coming back.

1607
00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:38,920
Like that would be pretty powerful in a TV show, I think,

1608
00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:39,740
without having to know.

1609
00:59:39,740 --> 00:59:42,120
So I don't think, I wasn't upset by the choice.

1610
00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:43,240
I didn't need to know what she was saying.

1611
00:59:43,240 --> 00:59:45,640
She was saying, help, where's dad?

1612
00:59:45,640 --> 00:59:47,200
Well, no, I met throughout all of it,

1613
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:49,840
through the whole first two parts, she didn't have,

1614
00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:52,040
she had lots of dialogue, but it wasn't dialogue.

1615
00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:53,320
It wasn't out loud.

1616
00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:54,480
She would talk to them.

1617
00:59:54,480 --> 00:59:57,280
She didn't have a lot of dialogue, not anything important.

1618
00:59:57,280 --> 00:59:59,560
She was just- More than 40 lines.

1619
00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:01,240
Okay, maybe.

1620
01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:03,040
I wasn't paying attention to that.

1621
01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:05,520
I just, anytime I saw her, I was just like, you know,

1622
01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:08,280
whatever this means, dad, whatever.

1623
01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:09,840
I don't know, I don't know sign language.

1624
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:12,920
Really unnecessary burn on Polly Shore in this movie?

1625
01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:14,760
They're doing a-

1626
01:00:14,760 --> 01:00:16,800
There's no such thing as an unnecessary burn

1627
01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:17,640
on Polly Shore.

1628
01:00:17,640 --> 01:00:18,800
They're all necessary.

1629
01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:21,560
That was, that was, they could have at least saved it.

1630
01:00:21,560 --> 01:00:23,800
Like, hey, he's not, they're playing, what was it?

1631
01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:24,960
What game is that?

1632
01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:28,100
Whose mother invented improv and is it,

1633
01:00:28,100 --> 01:00:29,680
who's a failed comic?

1634
01:00:29,680 --> 01:00:32,440
Bad comedian whose mom owns the comedy store.

1635
01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:33,280
And they're like, oh, Polly Shore.

1636
01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:34,120
No, they didn't say owns the comedy store.

1637
01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:35,960
I think she's, they said like invented improv.

1638
01:00:35,960 --> 01:00:37,640
I think it was like wrong or something.

1639
01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:38,480
No, I don't know.

1640
01:00:38,480 --> 01:00:39,320
Maybe it did.

1641
01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:40,160
Oh, Polly Shore.

1642
01:00:40,160 --> 01:00:42,120
And like, okay, all right, cool.

1643
01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:43,240
Fuck Polly Shore, I guess.

1644
01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:45,160
This movie just had a point to make.

1645
01:00:45,160 --> 01:00:46,560
They could have won one person.

1646
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:47,400
Hey, he's not bad.

1647
01:00:47,400 --> 01:00:49,200
Oh, whatever, you know, and just moved on.

1648
01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:50,920
I mean, that could have been like the director

1649
01:00:50,920 --> 01:00:53,080
or Melissa McCarthy had an issue with Polly Shore

1650
01:00:53,080 --> 01:00:54,160
or something.

1651
01:00:54,160 --> 01:00:55,800
Yeah, I mean, if you're at the-

1652
01:00:55,800 --> 01:00:58,240
If you're at Groundlings Theater, you're right across,

1653
01:00:58,240 --> 01:00:59,640
I mean, you're basically down the street

1654
01:00:59,640 --> 01:01:02,200
or near the comedy store, so.

1655
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:03,640
And I'm guessing that was actually them

1656
01:01:03,640 --> 01:01:05,520
having fun with Polly Shore.

1657
01:01:05,520 --> 01:01:06,360
I hope.

1658
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:10,120
They're not.

1659
01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:12,800
You want me to hold the microphone up too for that?

1660
01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:14,680
No, but I thought we had a conversation last week

1661
01:01:14,680 --> 01:01:16,560
that when Andy puts his mic down for a second,

1662
01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:19,760
we don't all just shut the fuck up for a moment.

1663
01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:21,760
We always put it down when it's your about the time.

1664
01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:22,600
It's your turn.

1665
01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:23,440
No, I don't.

1666
01:01:23,440 --> 01:01:24,280
We all said something.

1667
01:01:24,280 --> 01:01:26,560
I put something down when you guys are talking.

1668
01:01:26,560 --> 01:01:27,880
And we all said something.

1669
01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:28,920
It was like your turn.

1670
01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:31,280
And so he grabs the mic and lights it.

1671
01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:34,720
I learned a new term.

1672
01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:35,680
I've heard of Skinny Max.

1673
01:01:35,680 --> 01:01:37,560
I've never heard of Spray Preview.

1674
01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:38,400
Spray Preview was a good one.

1675
01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:39,240
That was a good one.

1676
01:01:39,240 --> 01:01:40,080
I like that.

1677
01:01:41,720 --> 01:01:43,960
Oh, my last three notes on this movie.

1678
01:01:43,960 --> 01:01:45,880
He's a fucking Sim?

1679
01:01:45,880 --> 01:01:47,640
Melissa isn't helping.

1680
01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:49,760
Part three, fuck.

1681
01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:50,840
Okay.

1682
01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:53,360
I'm not watching Extra Guy now.

1683
01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:56,280
I'm only watching Deadpool if it's a Ryan Riddle movie.

1684
01:01:56,280 --> 01:02:01,280
So we get the reveal from Hope Davis's character.

1685
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:04,720
And she says, I've been trying to keep you

1686
01:02:04,720 --> 01:02:09,200
from Melissa McCarthy because you love her too much.

1687
01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:12,400
In every iteration, she's your favorite person.

1688
01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:13,920
She's keeping you here.

1689
01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:15,040
You are a nine.

1690
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:19,520
In the universe, there are one through 10.

1691
01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:23,680
And eights, and then he's like, sevens are humans.

1692
01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:25,000
Sixes are monkeys.

1693
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:26,000
He says, what's an eight?

1694
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,080
She says koala bears, they're telepathic.

1695
01:02:28,080 --> 01:02:28,920
I thought that was a fun line.

1696
01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:29,760
It was funny, yeah.

1697
01:02:29,760 --> 01:02:32,680
And he's a nine.

1698
01:02:32,680 --> 01:02:34,080
Basically a god.

1699
01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:35,960
If there's a 10, they don't know about it.

1700
01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:38,400
They just, theoretically there might be a 10,

1701
01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:39,240
but they don't know.

1702
01:02:39,240 --> 01:02:40,720
They don't even address that.

1703
01:02:40,720 --> 01:02:42,200
But she was also a nine.

1704
01:02:42,200 --> 01:02:43,040
She's a nine.

1705
01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:44,720
I thought she was a different number.

1706
01:02:44,720 --> 01:02:46,680
No, she has a X instead of.

1707
01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:49,000
No, it was interesting because hers wasn't a number.

1708
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:50,040
It was Roman numerals.

1709
01:02:50,040 --> 01:02:50,880
So was his.

1710
01:02:50,880 --> 01:02:51,720
Yeah, his is Roman.

1711
01:02:51,720 --> 01:02:53,000
But no one else's was.

1712
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:56,400
I'm pretty sure if Roy and the prostitute chick

1713
01:02:56,400 --> 01:02:58,440
had probably Roman numeral nines on them too.

1714
01:02:58,440 --> 01:02:59,320
We just didn't see them.

1715
01:02:59,320 --> 01:03:01,000
But I think every nine would be.

1716
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:02,960
You think the prostitute chick was a nine?

1717
01:03:02,960 --> 01:03:03,720
Absolutely.

1718
01:03:03,720 --> 01:03:05,280
At the very end, you see,

1719
01:03:06,680 --> 01:03:08,920
like Roy's character and the prostitute chick

1720
01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:11,320
were both there to help Hope Davis.

1721
01:03:11,320 --> 01:03:14,360
She was the one doing the face-to-face contact,

1722
01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:16,800
but Roy was always there setting up the,

1723
01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:20,280
like he set up the security system.

1724
01:03:20,280 --> 01:03:23,000
He criticized the show or whatever.

1725
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:24,160
Like he was there for that.

1726
01:03:24,160 --> 01:03:26,800
He also, well, he wasn't really the third one.

1727
01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:28,160
He just popped it at the end to help.

1728
01:03:28,160 --> 01:03:31,480
But it's so, Ryan Reynolds being a nine

1729
01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:33,280
means that he's God.

1730
01:03:33,280 --> 01:03:36,360
And he, every universe of these three universes

1731
01:03:36,360 --> 01:03:40,560
are just three separate iterations of him existing

1732
01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:45,240
simultaneously, maybe before and after for who knows how long.

1733
01:03:45,240 --> 01:03:47,400
See, I did not get that they were separate.

1734
01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:51,400
Oh, so you think he's three different entities

1735
01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:53,760
on the same earth existing at the same time?

1736
01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:56,920
Well, I don't know that all three actually exist.

1737
01:03:56,920 --> 01:03:57,960
No, I think all three exist.

1738
01:03:57,960 --> 01:03:58,800
That's the whole point.

1739
01:03:58,800 --> 01:03:59,640
He's God.

1740
01:03:59,640 --> 01:04:02,240
He makes these, like he literally makes these universes

1741
01:04:02,240 --> 01:04:05,760
on a whim and then destroys them when he leaves.

1742
01:04:05,760 --> 01:04:06,600
So.

1743
01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:08,160
He said he did 90 at the end.

1744
01:04:08,160 --> 01:04:10,760
He had 90 iterations before he got to the one

1745
01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:11,600
that he was in then.

1746
01:04:11,600 --> 01:04:12,920
So I don't think.

1747
01:04:12,920 --> 01:04:14,200
And it killed millions of people.

1748
01:04:14,200 --> 01:04:15,320
I got all that.

1749
01:04:15,320 --> 01:04:19,520
What I'm saying is that in this movie, these three,

1750
01:04:19,520 --> 01:04:22,960
I don't think we're separate because otherwise,

1751
01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:25,280
if what you're saying is true,

1752
01:04:25,280 --> 01:04:28,280
then the last scene would not have happened.

1753
01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:30,400
No, I think.

1754
01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:32,760
Because it would have destroyed the universe.

1755
01:04:32,760 --> 01:04:33,600
No, what happened was.

1756
01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:34,440
When he left.

1757
01:04:34,440 --> 01:04:35,280
He reset.

1758
01:04:35,280 --> 01:04:37,480
First universe, when he got,

1759
01:04:37,480 --> 01:04:41,040
the first universe he steps outside of the.

1760
01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:41,880
The line, yes.

1761
01:04:41,880 --> 01:04:43,520
So that universe is gone.

1762
01:04:43,520 --> 01:04:44,360
Okay.

1763
01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:48,080
Second universe, he gets pushed away from Melissa McCarthy.

1764
01:04:48,080 --> 01:04:51,160
The entire project fails.

1765
01:04:51,160 --> 01:04:54,160
And then when he yells at the camera to leave him alone

1766
01:04:54,160 --> 01:04:56,200
and she goes, what camera?

1767
01:04:56,200 --> 01:04:59,040
That's when that earth shatters in his mind.

1768
01:04:59,040 --> 01:05:01,840
Next universe iteration is the third one.

1769
01:05:01,840 --> 01:05:04,960
And the third one is basically what he was already

1770
01:05:04,960 --> 01:05:07,040
half creating in the pilot of knowing.

1771
01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:09,920
He jumps into that universe, creates that.

1772
01:05:09,920 --> 01:05:12,800
And that's the one that finally is enough

1773
01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:13,640
for Hope Davis to get him alone.

1774
01:05:13,640 --> 01:05:15,720
I think you said the key word to me.

1775
01:05:15,720 --> 01:05:17,800
And what we're, where we're differing on this

1776
01:05:17,800 --> 01:05:19,120
is very simple.

1777
01:05:19,120 --> 01:05:20,600
Shattering in his mind.

1778
01:05:21,800 --> 01:05:23,160
I think that's the key to it.

1779
01:05:23,160 --> 01:05:24,800
Well, you don't think he's God?

1780
01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:25,640
No, I do not think he's God.

1781
01:05:25,640 --> 01:05:27,400
You think he's a crazy person?

1782
01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:30,440
No, I think he's a,

1783
01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:32,720
I think he's you when you write a joke

1784
01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:35,480
and then you decide you don't like it and you shatter.

1785
01:05:35,480 --> 01:05:36,960
Okay, I have to talk into the mic.

1786
01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:39,120
When you shatter that, it's gone.

1787
01:05:39,120 --> 01:05:42,000
When you write a joke, as a writer,

1788
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:43,400
you're creating a universe.

1789
01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:46,800
Every time you write something or create anything,

1790
01:05:47,680 --> 01:05:49,240
you're creating that universe.

1791
01:05:49,240 --> 01:05:52,440
When you decide it's done, it's done.

1792
01:05:52,440 --> 01:05:55,720
Okay, but then what, if I was God though.

1793
01:05:55,720 --> 01:05:58,320
But you're not, you're the God of that universe.

1794
01:05:58,320 --> 01:05:59,640
You're the God of whatever you create.

1795
01:05:59,640 --> 01:06:03,120
That's the God of, that's all this is, is he,

1796
01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:03,960
is it?

1797
01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:06,120
I'm saying he's not a literal God, he's a writer.

1798
01:06:06,120 --> 01:06:08,040
No, I don't think he's a, I don't think so.

1799
01:06:08,040 --> 01:06:10,680
I think he's, I think he's a, they say it.

1800
01:06:10,680 --> 01:06:12,720
He's an interplanetary, you see him fly off

1801
01:06:12,720 --> 01:06:14,560
in the distance with his homies at the end.

1802
01:06:14,560 --> 01:06:18,640
Like he's an interdimensional God-like being

1803
01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:22,320
that can at will create a,

1804
01:06:22,320 --> 01:06:25,360
because they even said that you don't have the human words

1805
01:06:25,360 --> 01:06:28,520
or human thoughts to even understand what we are.

1806
01:06:28,520 --> 01:06:30,480
I'm not saying that's not what he was writing.

1807
01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:32,960
I'm not, I don't think this is writing, I think.

1808
01:06:32,960 --> 01:06:35,360
Oh, okay, so from your perspective,

1809
01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:38,680
it would be the second part is the real one.

1810
01:06:38,680 --> 01:06:40,640
That's why it's reality TV.

1811
01:06:40,640 --> 01:06:44,440
And when he ends up finishing this series,

1812
01:06:44,440 --> 01:06:47,400
the main actor played by himself would be-

1813
01:06:47,400 --> 01:06:49,040
Ceases to exist.

1814
01:06:49,040 --> 01:06:53,600
Or he's told by a woman that he meets next door

1815
01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:58,400
has Hope Davis's actress play the part that he's told.

1816
01:06:58,400 --> 01:07:02,640
So the last part then would just be a fictional thing

1817
01:07:02,640 --> 01:07:06,200
that we're watching, an in-universe movie or TV show

1818
01:07:06,200 --> 01:07:07,020
is what you're saying.

1819
01:07:07,020 --> 01:07:09,120
The last one is the pilot of knowing.

1820
01:07:09,120 --> 01:07:09,960
Right.

1821
01:07:09,960 --> 01:07:11,880
He modeled the character after himself.

1822
01:07:11,880 --> 01:07:15,240
He got a dude that looks just like him

1823
01:07:15,240 --> 01:07:17,960
that starred in crime nine labs or whatever

1824
01:07:17,960 --> 01:07:19,840
to star as the guy,

1825
01:07:19,840 --> 01:07:22,560
the guy who just burned all of his girlfriend's shit,

1826
01:07:22,560 --> 01:07:25,120
hires him to play the episode of knowing

1827
01:07:25,120 --> 01:07:26,760
with Melissa McCarthy, gets her back

1828
01:07:26,760 --> 01:07:28,320
after all the fucking shit goes down,

1829
01:07:28,320 --> 01:07:30,080
after he loses that other actress.

1830
01:07:31,520 --> 01:07:35,400
That's a theory that is strong-ish,

1831
01:07:36,480 --> 01:07:38,760
but I like to take it at face value

1832
01:07:38,760 --> 01:07:42,040
where he's literally a ninth dimensional being.

1833
01:07:42,040 --> 01:07:42,880
Right.

1834
01:07:42,880 --> 01:07:45,840
He can create worlds and this is the 90th iteration

1835
01:07:45,840 --> 01:07:48,000
and he's finally told that,

1836
01:07:48,880 --> 01:07:50,720
well, and he's finally pulled out of it

1837
01:07:50,720 --> 01:07:53,840
because, and then what I love is that final little moment

1838
01:07:53,840 --> 01:07:55,760
where he's with Melissa McCarthy

1839
01:07:55,760 --> 01:07:57,800
and he puts his girl to bed

1840
01:07:57,800 --> 01:08:00,480
and she knows he's about to leave

1841
01:08:00,480 --> 01:08:02,400
and they have a very frank conversation

1842
01:08:02,400 --> 01:08:05,080
where he's like, yeah, this is,

1843
01:08:05,080 --> 01:08:06,200
I don't know what's gonna happen.

1844
01:08:06,200 --> 01:08:08,440
Worst case scenario, everyone just ceases to exist,

1845
01:08:08,440 --> 01:08:10,800
it's painful, it's like a fiery void,

1846
01:08:10,800 --> 01:08:15,800
whatever, like hole, but then I love that the end end

1847
01:08:17,800 --> 01:08:20,600
is the iteration he leaves the earth with

1848
01:08:20,600 --> 01:08:23,440
is the one we kind of live in right now.

1849
01:08:23,440 --> 01:08:24,260
Right.

1850
01:08:24,260 --> 01:08:25,760
We live in the one where Melissa McCarthy

1851
01:08:25,760 --> 01:08:30,320
is a successful actress who's married to that guy,

1852
01:08:30,320 --> 01:08:32,120
but the only thing that's different

1853
01:08:32,120 --> 01:08:33,920
is that girl's not her daughter.

1854
01:08:33,920 --> 01:08:36,240
So it's technically not our universe.

1855
01:08:36,240 --> 01:08:39,200
So, but I like that it sorta went that direction

1856
01:08:39,200 --> 01:08:40,960
and I like that Melissa McCarthy got a happy ending

1857
01:08:40,960 --> 01:08:43,600
and I like that Ryan Reynolds went off with his homies

1858
01:08:43,600 --> 01:08:46,720
to that place that we see in the very beginning

1859
01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:48,640
where he's wrapping that green thing around,

1860
01:08:48,640 --> 01:08:49,960
that warm white space,

1861
01:08:49,960 --> 01:08:52,280
and he's putting that green band around

1862
01:08:52,280 --> 01:08:55,600
which allows him to kind of forget

1863
01:08:55,600 --> 01:08:57,080
and be seamlessly in the earth

1864
01:08:57,080 --> 01:08:59,160
and when he rips it off with his teeth,

1865
01:08:59,160 --> 01:09:01,840
which is the fucking poster of the movie,

1866
01:09:01,840 --> 01:09:05,680
the final kind of scene that you see of him

1867
01:09:05,680 --> 01:09:07,560
is ripping that thing off,

1868
01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:09,520
which is crazy that they put that as the poster,

1869
01:09:09,520 --> 01:09:11,320
as the final scene of Ryan Reynolds.

1870
01:09:12,840 --> 01:09:17,840
Anyway, I like the theory of being God

1871
01:09:19,160 --> 01:09:23,560
and that all of you are just figments of my God-like

1872
01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:26,400
imagination and that all of this will just cease to be

1873
01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:30,080
when I move on to my next interplanetary adventure.

1874
01:09:30,080 --> 01:09:32,480
See, I think that's what I'm saying is that

1875
01:09:32,480 --> 01:09:34,880
if that was the reality of this movie,

1876
01:09:34,880 --> 01:09:37,360
then it's a different movie

1877
01:09:37,360 --> 01:09:38,760
than I feel like they were going for.

1878
01:09:38,760 --> 01:09:43,000
I think they were going for making you realize

1879
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:46,520
that when you create something, you're in charge of it.

1880
01:09:49,040 --> 01:09:50,720
I'm gonna have to disagree with you.

1881
01:09:50,720 --> 01:09:53,640
I think this was a science fiction movie

1882
01:09:53,640 --> 01:09:58,240
disguised as a light psychological thriller

1883
01:09:59,240 --> 01:10:02,960
with humor and a lot of what the fuck

1884
01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:03,800
is going on in the movie.

1885
01:10:03,800 --> 01:10:06,120
And it ends up having, I think,

1886
01:10:06,120 --> 01:10:07,960
a pretty satisfying conclusion.

1887
01:10:07,960 --> 01:10:09,160
It's a little silly.

1888
01:10:09,160 --> 01:10:12,520
It sort of reminds me of the end of Circle,

1889
01:10:12,520 --> 01:10:14,120
I think it's called, on Netflix,

1890
01:10:15,080 --> 01:10:17,960
where, well, I won't, you know,

1891
01:10:17,960 --> 01:10:20,720
gotta just stop ruining movies for people, but anyway.

1892
01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:26,920
Yeah, that's my takeaway is that it was a cool

1893
01:10:26,920 --> 01:10:29,640
science fiction vibe, cool ending, I liked it.

1894
01:10:29,640 --> 01:10:32,640
I love this theory, great acting all around.

1895
01:10:33,800 --> 01:10:36,120
And when he learns that he's God, the aspect ratio

1896
01:10:36,120 --> 01:10:39,000
gets really, really, really, really tiny on his face

1897
01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:42,760
and then snaps to the knowing, which I thought was cool.

1898
01:10:42,760 --> 01:10:45,080
At one point, did you think it was gonna be

1899
01:10:45,080 --> 01:10:50,080
a video game creator who'd just gotten high?

1900
01:10:50,480 --> 01:10:54,000
It was like, this is my world, I'll do what I want.

1901
01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:57,240
They kinda gave it that feeling at a couple of points.

1902
01:10:57,240 --> 01:11:00,440
They literally even shrunk down into a video game screen

1903
01:11:00,440 --> 01:11:01,280
at one point.

1904
01:11:01,280 --> 01:11:03,480
Yeah, I mean, I think that he was trying to fuck with us

1905
01:11:03,480 --> 01:11:07,280
the whole time, the director, the writer, John August,

1906
01:11:07,280 --> 01:11:09,840
who did Big Fish, which is a great movie.

1907
01:11:09,840 --> 01:11:10,680
Yeah.

1908
01:11:10,680 --> 01:11:11,520
Oh yeah, go ahead.

1909
01:11:11,520 --> 01:11:16,520
I was gonna say, I probably, I can sum it up like this.

1910
01:11:19,320 --> 01:11:21,760
Basically, the movie says we're all our own gods

1911
01:11:21,760 --> 01:11:23,120
making our own decisions.

1912
01:11:23,120 --> 01:11:25,960
It's a lot like a first year philosophy class.

1913
01:11:25,960 --> 01:11:28,200
Felt like a lot of it was stuff

1914
01:11:29,440 --> 01:11:32,040
that I learned in college and philosophy class

1915
01:11:32,040 --> 01:11:35,720
that was, it's high concept,

1916
01:11:35,720 --> 01:11:39,720
but ultimately, this movie's kinda pointless.

1917
01:11:39,720 --> 01:11:42,640
It doesn't really take a point of view ever.

1918
01:11:44,480 --> 01:11:47,080
It's literally saying the point of view

1919
01:11:47,080 --> 01:11:48,920
is whatever you want it to be.

1920
01:11:48,920 --> 01:11:51,920
You're the god, you're the creator, you created something.

1921
01:11:51,920 --> 01:11:53,760
It's like a Rick and Morty episode.

1922
01:11:53,760 --> 01:11:56,040
It's like nothing they did in that episode

1923
01:11:56,040 --> 01:12:00,240
matters in the long term, but he went on an adventure.

1924
01:12:00,240 --> 01:12:02,760
We're basically just watching a god go on vacation

1925
01:12:04,200 --> 01:12:05,840
and then at the end being told,

1926
01:12:06,720 --> 01:12:09,400
that's been long enough, 4,000 years has been enough, bro.

1927
01:12:09,400 --> 01:12:10,760
It's time to come back and be a

1928
01:12:10,760 --> 01:12:12,640
ninth dimensional alien being.

1929
01:12:14,200 --> 01:12:15,040
I don't know.

1930
01:12:15,040 --> 01:12:15,880
I don't know.

1931
01:12:15,880 --> 01:12:16,720
I don't know.

1932
01:12:16,720 --> 01:12:21,720
I don't know.

1933
01:12:21,880 --> 01:12:25,000
It feels self satisfying in the end.

1934
01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:28,800
The movie, it's weird because it's one of those movies

1935
01:12:28,800 --> 01:12:29,880
that was enjoyable to watch.

1936
01:12:29,880 --> 01:12:30,960
I didn't like sit there and go,

1937
01:12:30,960 --> 01:12:32,840
I hate this movie as I was going through it.

1938
01:12:32,840 --> 01:12:33,680
Austin.

1939
01:12:33,680 --> 01:12:34,800
But I got to the end and I went,

1940
01:12:34,800 --> 01:12:36,000
why the hell did I watch this?

1941
01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:37,240
What was the point?

1942
01:12:39,160 --> 01:12:42,320
It's just telling me to decide whatever I wanted to decide.

1943
01:12:42,320 --> 01:12:43,720
That's what this movie does.

1944
01:12:43,720 --> 01:12:46,000
It just goes through a whole movie

1945
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:49,440
with all this self satisfying, great acting,

1946
01:12:49,440 --> 01:12:51,360
some humorous stuff,

1947
01:12:51,360 --> 01:12:54,520
but in the end, this movie's not about anything.

1948
01:12:55,360 --> 01:12:58,720
Well, the director, the second part, the reality TV show,

1949
01:12:58,720 --> 01:13:03,720
he based that on his failed TV show that he made called DC.

1950
01:13:04,560 --> 01:13:08,160
And so a lot of that was him just kind of maybe

1951
01:13:08,160 --> 01:13:09,760
like critiquing Hollywood.

1952
01:13:09,760 --> 01:13:11,760
So like the second part was a critique.

1953
01:13:11,760 --> 01:13:14,520
I feel like the whole movie is a critique of Hollywood.

1954
01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:19,520
It's like an exploration of fate, maybe.

1955
01:13:21,480 --> 01:13:23,680
Because I know they mentioned at one point that,

1956
01:13:24,640 --> 01:13:27,200
like I think you're trapped by fate.

1957
01:13:27,200 --> 01:13:30,160
I thought some person said something about fate

1958
01:13:30,160 --> 01:13:32,480
and I was just like, but that's not right

1959
01:13:32,480 --> 01:13:35,080
because he's creating all of this,

1960
01:13:35,080 --> 01:13:37,800
but maybe his fate is to leave this place

1961
01:13:37,800 --> 01:13:39,160
and that's always going to be his fate

1962
01:13:39,160 --> 01:13:41,080
is because he can't stay there forever.

1963
01:13:41,080 --> 01:13:43,920
But I take it as face value, at face value.

1964
01:13:43,920 --> 01:13:48,280
It's 100% just a God on vacation type of movie,

1965
01:13:48,280 --> 01:13:50,880
shenanigans, you know, just he,

1966
01:13:50,880 --> 01:13:53,280
but the shenanigans this God wants,

1967
01:13:53,280 --> 01:13:55,400
because I would imagine that any God

1968
01:13:55,400 --> 01:13:57,000
who would want to live on earth

1969
01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:59,680
would want to have the full range of emotions,

1970
01:13:59,680 --> 01:14:01,040
the whole spectrum.

1971
01:14:01,040 --> 01:14:04,960
They'd want to feel heartbreak and laughter and pity

1972
01:14:04,960 --> 01:14:06,520
and sadness and anger,

1973
01:14:06,520 --> 01:14:08,840
because otherwise you're not getting the full scope

1974
01:14:08,840 --> 01:14:10,000
of the human experience.

1975
01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:11,640
And so if you're going to be a God,

1976
01:14:11,640 --> 01:14:13,840
yeah, I would imagine one is a breakup.

1977
01:14:13,840 --> 01:14:15,280
One is a failure.

1978
01:14:15,280 --> 01:14:18,680
One is a happy family man who gets separated with fear.

1979
01:14:18,680 --> 01:14:19,960
Well, except for once again,

1980
01:14:19,960 --> 01:14:21,160
going back to the philosophy stuff

1981
01:14:21,160 --> 01:14:24,440
that kind of defines against the existence of God,

1982
01:14:24,440 --> 01:14:28,600
because it's a God wouldn't need to feel those things.

1983
01:14:28,600 --> 01:14:29,440
I don't know.

1984
01:14:29,440 --> 01:14:30,260
I think-

1985
01:14:30,260 --> 01:14:31,920
A God would not feel by definition.

1986
01:14:31,920 --> 01:14:36,480
I, when I play the Sims, I don't,

1987
01:14:36,480 --> 01:14:37,800
I mean, the Sims is pretty basic,

1988
01:14:37,800 --> 01:14:41,200
but if they had a more complex version of the Sims

1989
01:14:41,200 --> 01:14:43,480
and I saw my characters really becoming friends

1990
01:14:43,480 --> 01:14:44,880
with each other, like-

1991
01:14:44,880 --> 01:14:47,120
Like the AI reality, this movie could be-

1992
01:14:47,120 --> 01:14:49,580
Yeah, but maybe I would want to experience

1993
01:14:49,580 --> 01:14:50,760
what they're experiencing.

1994
01:14:50,760 --> 01:14:52,240
I think people play video games a lot

1995
01:14:52,240 --> 01:14:55,080
to vicariously experience what the characters are experiencing.

1996
01:14:55,080 --> 01:14:55,920
Like I'm playing Kingdom Hearts-

1997
01:14:55,920 --> 01:14:57,720
Yeah, but people aren't God.

1998
01:14:57,720 --> 01:15:00,440
You are when you're playing a video game.

1999
01:15:00,440 --> 01:15:01,400
I mean-

2000
01:15:01,400 --> 01:15:03,100
No, you're still going to have the different emotions

2001
01:15:03,100 --> 01:15:05,560
and the different things that, by definition,

2002
01:15:05,560 --> 01:15:06,600
God does not have.

2003
01:15:06,600 --> 01:15:08,560
I mean, play Sim City.

2004
01:15:08,560 --> 01:15:11,160
Your argument, that doesn't make any sense.

2005
01:15:11,160 --> 01:15:12,000
What do you mean?

2006
01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:14,000
Well, the God of the-

2007
01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:14,840
You gotta keep this at-

2008
01:15:14,840 --> 01:15:19,520
Of the gods, that God, whatever God it is,

2009
01:15:19,520 --> 01:15:21,360
has no problem with killing millions of people.

2010
01:15:21,360 --> 01:15:23,400
For example, even in this movie, they talk about that.

2011
01:15:23,400 --> 01:15:24,600
Oh, I killed millions of people.

2012
01:15:24,600 --> 01:15:26,840
I just, they cease to exist, whatever.

2013
01:15:26,840 --> 01:15:28,320
He doesn't care.

2014
01:15:28,320 --> 01:15:29,160
Yeah.

2015
01:15:29,160 --> 01:15:29,980
That's the point.

2016
01:15:29,980 --> 01:15:30,820
So it's not living by-

2017
01:15:30,820 --> 01:15:31,660
That's like the Bible God.

2018
01:15:31,660 --> 01:15:33,520
You can't say, no, it's also the God of this movie.

2019
01:15:33,520 --> 01:15:34,360
Yeah.

2020
01:15:34,360 --> 01:15:37,280
He says, every time he creates, eliminates them,

2021
01:15:37,280 --> 01:15:38,120
he doesn't care.

2022
01:15:38,120 --> 01:15:39,800
It's not like it matters to him.

2023
01:15:39,800 --> 01:15:41,120
No, he, the opposite.

2024
01:15:41,120 --> 01:15:44,040
He says he feels bad when those billions die.

2025
01:15:44,040 --> 01:15:45,280
Like he said he-

2026
01:15:45,280 --> 01:15:47,360
But I do it again anyway.

2027
01:15:47,360 --> 01:15:49,680
He says, he's like, and you don't think that I,

2028
01:15:49,680 --> 01:15:51,480
and he's like, and you don't think that I know

2029
01:15:51,480 --> 01:15:53,120
that they're hurting, that they feel the pain,

2030
01:15:53,120 --> 01:15:54,920
or that like, you don't think that I feel that?

2031
01:15:54,920 --> 01:15:57,000
Like I do, but he's a God.

2032
01:15:57,000 --> 01:16:00,520
Of course, it doesn't matter on the grand scheme of things.

2033
01:16:00,520 --> 01:16:03,640
If you create, if I popped all of you into existence,

2034
01:16:03,640 --> 01:16:07,460
and then I, but I'm an interdimensional infinite being

2035
01:16:07,460 --> 01:16:11,320
that's going to exist for time that you guys

2036
01:16:11,320 --> 01:16:13,880
can't even understand the concept of as humans.

2037
01:16:13,880 --> 01:16:14,720
And-

2038
01:16:14,720 --> 01:16:16,240
My point is if that's your emotional level,

2039
01:16:16,240 --> 01:16:17,840
then you don't care about having a wife.

2040
01:16:17,840 --> 01:16:20,760
That's, that's so minor in that scale.

2041
01:16:20,760 --> 01:16:21,840
No, because-

2042
01:16:21,840 --> 01:16:24,520
Having the experience of having a wife would mean nothing.

2043
01:16:24,520 --> 01:16:26,880
It's like creating a video game and not playing it.

2044
01:16:26,880 --> 01:16:30,120
It's like creating a, it's like this dude creates

2045
01:16:30,120 --> 01:16:30,960
his own video game.

2046
01:16:30,960 --> 01:16:32,320
You mean like those AFK games?

2047
01:16:32,320 --> 01:16:35,560
No, no, I'm talking about like this guy creates a universe,

2048
01:16:35,560 --> 01:16:40,560
a fully lived in breathing universe, a world full of life

2049
01:16:40,720 --> 01:16:42,840
that he created on a whim.

2050
01:16:42,840 --> 01:16:46,680
And he allowed himself to be surprised by life.

2051
01:16:46,680 --> 01:16:49,240
And he allowed himself to feel the range of human emotions

2052
01:16:49,240 --> 01:16:52,220
that he created the concept of human emotions.

2053
01:16:52,220 --> 01:16:56,040
So like that's, I mean, that's why I created

2054
01:16:56,040 --> 01:16:57,880
in the first place if you're not going to enjoy it.

2055
01:16:57,880 --> 01:17:00,120
It's like why, so if you're a God-

2056
01:17:00,120 --> 01:17:01,440
The same reason you don't feel anything

2057
01:17:01,440 --> 01:17:02,880
when you step on an ant.

2058
01:17:02,880 --> 01:17:05,880
I feel, I mean, I don't-

2059
01:17:05,880 --> 01:17:06,920
Right, exactly.

2060
01:17:06,920 --> 01:17:08,020
But-

2061
01:17:08,020 --> 01:17:10,160
The wife would be the ant in this scenario.

2062
01:17:10,160 --> 01:17:11,000
No.

2063
01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:12,720
The wife in this scenario is the ant.

2064
01:17:12,720 --> 01:17:13,560
That's my point.

2065
01:17:13,560 --> 01:17:14,400
No, here's the point.

2066
01:17:14,400 --> 01:17:17,540
If I could transform myself into an ant

2067
01:17:17,540 --> 01:17:21,240
and knowing I was an ant and I could just allow myself

2068
01:17:21,240 --> 01:17:22,720
to ant it up for a little bit,

2069
01:17:22,720 --> 01:17:25,280
then I would want to just like all the other ants,

2070
01:17:25,280 --> 01:17:28,180
go do some worker ant shit, meet the queen,

2071
01:17:28,180 --> 01:17:29,400
dig some holes, right?

2072
01:17:29,400 --> 01:17:31,680
I would want the full ant experience because I-

2073
01:17:31,680 --> 01:17:33,000
That's what makes you not a God.

2074
01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:33,840
That's my point.

2075
01:17:33,840 --> 01:17:35,240
No, that's the opposite of it.

2076
01:17:35,240 --> 01:17:39,440
If he created an ant farm of humans

2077
01:17:39,440 --> 01:17:42,080
and he wants to pretend to be an ant,

2078
01:17:42,080 --> 01:17:44,320
but once he leaves, it doesn't matter

2079
01:17:44,320 --> 01:17:46,920
because like who cares about the ants when you're gone?

2080
01:17:46,920 --> 01:17:48,680
Like he doesn't care about the humans

2081
01:17:48,680 --> 01:17:51,000
because he is an interdimensional being

2082
01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:53,160
that is going to create more iterations of earth

2083
01:17:53,160 --> 01:17:54,080
if he wants to.

2084
01:17:54,080 --> 01:17:56,480
That's the whole, but you're defining what I'm saying.

2085
01:17:56,480 --> 01:17:57,320
It doesn't matter.

2086
01:17:57,320 --> 01:17:58,400
What are we arguing then?

2087
01:17:58,400 --> 01:17:59,280
Okay.

2088
01:17:59,280 --> 01:18:02,200
You're saying that he wants to feel the experiences

2089
01:18:02,200 --> 01:18:05,480
with the, he loves Melissa McCarthy too much in this movie.

2090
01:18:05,480 --> 01:18:06,320
He says it to her.

2091
01:18:06,320 --> 01:18:07,920
Okay, if she's an ant, he wouldn't.

2092
01:18:07,920 --> 01:18:08,880
That's the point.

2093
01:18:08,880 --> 01:18:10,920
Once she's gone, she's gone, fuck it, who cares?

2094
01:18:10,920 --> 01:18:12,460
Like you just said about the ants.

2095
01:18:12,460 --> 01:18:15,040
To a God, Melissa McCarthy would be an ant.

2096
01:18:15,040 --> 01:18:16,240
Every iteration he made,

2097
01:18:16,240 --> 01:18:19,120
he's made her a primary part of her life, of his life.

2098
01:18:19,120 --> 01:18:21,080
So he's made 90 iterations.

2099
01:18:21,080 --> 01:18:22,280
I bet in every single one of them,

2100
01:18:22,280 --> 01:18:23,820
there's been Melissa McCarthy,

2101
01:18:23,820 --> 01:18:26,800
or at least some of them have been Melissa McCarthy,

2102
01:18:26,800 --> 01:18:27,840
and he's made it up.

2103
01:18:27,840 --> 01:18:29,720
But to do that, you have to in your own mind,

2104
01:18:29,720 --> 01:18:31,840
take the leap that this God is creating

2105
01:18:31,840 --> 01:18:36,840
every individual person on earth to fit his needs.

2106
01:18:37,760 --> 01:18:40,680
I mean, I would, if I'm imagine if you can create,

2107
01:18:40,680 --> 01:18:44,640
if you can create the earth and humans,

2108
01:18:44,640 --> 01:18:49,640
then I don't see why the limit of power wouldn't extend to,

2109
01:18:52,260 --> 01:18:54,380
like if I could create earth and all the mountains

2110
01:18:54,380 --> 01:18:57,680
and all the seas and all the, every animal, right?

2111
01:18:57,680 --> 01:18:59,120
Boom, in an instant.

2112
01:18:59,120 --> 01:19:00,840
Why would it be any more difficult

2113
01:19:00,840 --> 01:19:03,800
to then individually create eight billion people

2114
01:19:03,800 --> 01:19:04,920
in an instant?

2115
01:19:04,920 --> 01:19:06,160
Because if you have that much power,

2116
01:19:06,160 --> 01:19:07,000
you have that much power.

2117
01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:09,560
It seems like it's pretty infinite amount of God-like power.

2118
01:19:09,560 --> 01:19:11,200
So like, I don't see him,

2119
01:19:11,200 --> 01:19:14,220
I think he very much can make a specific earth

2120
01:19:14,220 --> 01:19:16,120
in the blink of an eye, 90 iterations in,

2121
01:19:16,120 --> 01:19:18,740
he's not perfect, he's not claiming he's infallible,

2122
01:19:18,740 --> 01:19:21,760
he makes mistakes, but he wants Melissa McCarthy

2123
01:19:21,760 --> 01:19:23,880
and all of them, or at least the last four,

2124
01:19:23,880 --> 01:19:25,880
or the last three or four, because he loves her.

2125
01:19:25,880 --> 01:19:27,800
And he's just, she's his favorite.

2126
01:19:27,800 --> 01:19:30,140
And four because of the God short.

2127
01:19:30,140 --> 01:19:32,560
So, I don't know.

2128
01:19:35,960 --> 01:19:40,400
But I do, I think, yeah, he's just trying to experience life,

2129
01:19:40,400 --> 01:19:43,000
the life that he created, he wants to experience it.

2130
01:19:44,040 --> 01:19:45,840
Did you get that out of this movie?

2131
01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:49,480
All I'm thinking is maybe I need to stop watching the movie

2132
01:19:49,480 --> 01:19:51,560
the night before the podcast,

2133
01:19:51,560 --> 01:19:54,280
because I'm like, it's four o'clock in the morning,

2134
01:19:54,280 --> 01:19:56,560
I'm starting the movie and I'm like, shit,

2135
01:19:56,560 --> 01:19:58,080
I'm not gonna sleep.

2136
01:19:58,080 --> 01:19:59,640
I ended up renting it on Prime,

2137
01:19:59,640 --> 01:20:00,720
because I was like, I don't wanna add

2138
01:20:00,720 --> 01:20:02,640
another 45 minutes of ads.

2139
01:20:03,640 --> 01:20:05,080
Which Tubi does not do.

2140
01:20:05,080 --> 01:20:07,440
Tubi does, yeah, I love Tubi, but yeah.

2141
01:20:07,440 --> 01:20:09,440
They're pretty good about ads, I will give them that.

2142
01:20:09,440 --> 01:20:10,260
They're pretty good.

2143
01:20:10,260 --> 01:20:12,400
I think there were like four or five minutes of ads

2144
01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:13,240
in the whole movie.

2145
01:20:13,240 --> 01:20:14,080
I don't want no ads.

2146
01:20:15,600 --> 01:20:17,440
I don't got time for that.

2147
01:20:17,440 --> 01:20:18,880
Unless if it's a good movie, then it's like,

2148
01:20:18,880 --> 01:20:21,080
okay, I could keep myself up for it.

2149
01:20:21,080 --> 01:20:24,140
I mean, it had its interesting moments.

2150
01:20:25,080 --> 01:20:27,640
It mostly had me thinking he was either

2151
01:20:27,640 --> 01:20:30,640
hallucinating people, it was either a drug psychosis,

2152
01:20:30,640 --> 01:20:33,580
or a stress-induced psychosis in part two.

2153
01:20:33,580 --> 01:20:35,560
That's kind of where my mind was going.

2154
01:20:35,560 --> 01:20:39,400
And then, yeah, it took that turn where he's now God.

2155
01:20:39,400 --> 01:20:41,880
And I was just like, okay, that's interesting,

2156
01:20:41,880 --> 01:20:44,120
but I mean, I don't know.

2157
01:20:46,960 --> 01:20:47,800
Not my favorite.

2158
01:20:47,800 --> 01:20:49,000
Ugh, Austin.

2159
01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:51,480
I just kept thinking of better ways they could have done

2160
01:20:51,480 --> 01:20:53,840
the movie, like better situations.

2161
01:20:53,840 --> 01:20:56,000
Like it could have been about, you know,

2162
01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:58,080
he could have still done everything,

2163
01:20:58,080 --> 01:21:00,200
but it could have been he's a writer,

2164
01:21:00,200 --> 01:21:04,240
and he's like entering these stories as himself.

2165
01:21:04,240 --> 01:21:06,980
It could have been maybe he's a video game designer,

2166
01:21:06,980 --> 01:21:09,960
and this is a game that he made that he's addicted to.

2167
01:21:09,960 --> 01:21:13,320
It could have been the same exact plot of the movie,

2168
01:21:13,320 --> 01:21:17,520
except that there was some kind of risk

2169
01:21:17,520 --> 01:21:19,600
that he needed to take in order to like save

2170
01:21:19,600 --> 01:21:22,760
Melissa McCarthy, or they're telling him like,

2171
01:21:22,760 --> 01:21:24,760
you can't actually do this, and he's like,

2172
01:21:24,760 --> 01:21:27,280
I'm gonna prove him wrong, and then finds a way to make-

2173
01:21:27,280 --> 01:21:30,360
Yeah, the God stuff was actually distracting in the end.

2174
01:21:30,360 --> 01:21:31,560
It could have been a better movie,

2175
01:21:31,560 --> 01:21:33,120
it feels like, without the God stuff,

2176
01:21:33,120 --> 01:21:34,620
had they made him just a writer,

2177
01:21:34,620 --> 01:21:36,360
had they made it more clear.

2178
01:21:36,360 --> 01:21:37,320
Good acting.

2179
01:21:37,320 --> 01:21:40,840
Yeah, good acting, and humor was well done in this movie.

2180
01:21:40,840 --> 01:21:41,680
There was some funny parts.

2181
01:21:41,680 --> 01:21:43,920
They did some good, funny, you know, humorous parts.

2182
01:21:43,920 --> 01:21:46,320
It was definitely a Ryan Reynolds and Melissa McCarthy

2183
01:21:46,320 --> 01:21:47,680
vehicle in those ways.

2184
01:21:49,360 --> 01:21:52,720
They did great, but with what they were given to work with,

2185
01:21:52,720 --> 01:21:55,800
but I think it's kind of the writer's basic direction

2186
01:21:55,800 --> 01:21:57,080
I have a problem with in this movie.

2187
01:21:57,080 --> 01:21:59,720
Ryan Reynolds in the second part reality TV show

2188
01:21:59,720 --> 01:22:01,680
really did a great job acting.

2189
01:22:01,680 --> 01:22:03,880
He really felt like a stressed out writer.

2190
01:22:03,880 --> 01:22:05,360
Like, I liked him a lot in that.

2191
01:22:05,360 --> 01:22:06,920
It was hilarious though, speaking of Ryan Reynolds,

2192
01:22:06,920 --> 01:22:08,680
my wife at the beginning of this movie,

2193
01:22:08,680 --> 01:22:10,460
because they took every opportunity

2194
01:22:10,460 --> 01:22:11,720
in the first part of this movie

2195
01:22:11,720 --> 01:22:13,200
to show Ryan Reynolds shirtless.

2196
01:22:13,200 --> 01:22:14,040
Fuck yeah.

2197
01:22:14,040 --> 01:22:15,480
They took every opportunity.

2198
01:22:15,480 --> 01:22:16,320
Wasn't this around-

2199
01:22:16,320 --> 01:22:17,520
Not only that, but showering in jeans.

2200
01:22:17,520 --> 01:22:19,000
You don't care that he's showering in jeans?

2201
01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:19,840
Look at that, Bobby.

2202
01:22:19,840 --> 01:22:22,720
This was post crack prostitute hangout.

2203
01:22:22,720 --> 01:22:25,680
I mean, that's like, if you're in a shitty hotel room,

2204
01:22:25,680 --> 01:22:27,200
you're not taking your fucking shoes off.

2205
01:22:27,200 --> 01:22:29,120
That's just, yeah, it'll dry.

2206
01:22:29,120 --> 01:22:30,120
It'll dry.

2207
01:22:30,120 --> 01:22:32,040
Just keep your fucking jeans on.

2208
01:22:32,040 --> 01:22:34,280
Which we learned in the Die Hard episode,

2209
01:22:34,280 --> 01:22:37,400
just take your shoes off in the hotel room.

2210
01:22:37,400 --> 01:22:40,320
Let your feet feel the carpet, yeah.

2211
01:22:40,320 --> 01:22:41,200
So stupid.

2212
01:22:42,660 --> 01:22:45,340
All right, so obviously we're a little bit mixed on this.

2213
01:22:45,340 --> 01:22:47,600
Rotten Tomatoes, I think it's got about a 65.

2214
01:22:47,600 --> 01:22:52,120
So it is one of those things where I think a lot of people,

2215
01:22:52,120 --> 01:22:53,840
I'll say this.

2216
01:22:53,840 --> 01:22:56,900
The twist ending isn't for everybody.

2217
01:22:56,900 --> 01:22:58,900
It seems like it puts you guys off

2218
01:22:58,900 --> 01:23:02,000
by having the whole it being him, God thing.

2219
01:23:02,000 --> 01:23:03,480
I liked it personally.

2220
01:23:03,480 --> 01:23:07,120
I thought it was a fun, like a fun pulling altogether.

2221
01:23:07,120 --> 01:23:09,920
But I will say that, yeah,

2222
01:23:09,920 --> 01:23:11,940
if they had gone the different route

2223
01:23:11,940 --> 01:23:15,000
and made him just a writer losing his mind

2224
01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:18,960
or this is a video game or this is a show or whatever.

2225
01:23:18,960 --> 01:23:22,080
Or like Wilfred where he finds out he overdosed in the end.

2226
01:23:23,320 --> 01:23:24,160
Sure.

2227
01:23:24,160 --> 01:23:25,360
Yeah, they could have gone back to the beginning

2228
01:23:25,360 --> 01:23:26,200
where he was with the posse.

2229
01:23:26,200 --> 01:23:27,640
When he burned out his house.

2230
01:23:27,640 --> 01:23:28,480
Yeah.

2231
01:23:28,480 --> 01:23:29,820
Maybe it was like right before he dies or whatever.

2232
01:23:29,820 --> 01:23:31,440
I think it would have been equally as good

2233
01:23:31,440 --> 01:23:32,760
of a movie in my opinion.

2234
01:23:32,760 --> 01:23:37,180
So I don't think the twist ending ruined it.

2235
01:23:37,180 --> 01:23:39,800
I feel like if we had the alternate one

2236
01:23:39,800 --> 01:23:42,360
that we're thinking, I think it might have been

2237
01:23:42,360 --> 01:23:45,000
well better received, at least by you guys.

2238
01:23:45,000 --> 01:23:47,920
So it's a bummer that they went with the one

2239
01:23:47,920 --> 01:23:49,720
they went with in this case.

2240
01:23:50,600 --> 01:23:52,560
I'm ready to rate it if you guys are.

2241
01:23:52,560 --> 01:23:53,600
Yeah.

2242
01:23:53,600 --> 01:23:55,720
I like it a lot.

2243
01:23:57,520 --> 01:24:01,220
I'll give it a B minus.

2244
01:24:02,600 --> 01:24:05,060
Because I think the acting is phenomenal.

2245
01:24:05,060 --> 01:24:07,000
I wasn't bored once.

2246
01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:08,760
I liked all of it.

2247
01:24:08,760 --> 01:24:09,580
I liked the movie.

2248
01:24:09,580 --> 01:24:10,940
I thought it was strong.

2249
01:24:10,940 --> 01:24:13,280
And it does keep you guessing the whole time.

2250
01:24:13,280 --> 01:24:18,280
And it doesn't put you on the crazy number 23 sort of vibe.

2251
01:24:18,480 --> 01:24:19,320
Which is okay.

2252
01:24:19,320 --> 01:24:20,240
No, it's lighter than that.

2253
01:24:20,240 --> 01:24:21,200
It's lighter than that.

2254
01:24:21,200 --> 01:24:23,840
Because the number 23 one, you can leave that

2255
01:24:23,840 --> 01:24:25,160
starting to think, holy shit,

2256
01:24:25,160 --> 01:24:26,800
the number 23 really is everywhere.

2257
01:24:26,800 --> 01:24:28,560
Am I fucking insane?

2258
01:24:28,560 --> 01:24:29,640
And I like that.

2259
01:24:29,640 --> 01:24:32,040
That's what makes that movie a lot of fun for me.

2260
01:24:33,000 --> 01:24:33,920
And Jim Carrey's great.

2261
01:24:33,920 --> 01:24:38,120
But yeah, this is a lighter version of the number 23.

2262
01:24:38,120 --> 01:24:39,560
I did like that scene when he was like,

2263
01:24:39,560 --> 01:24:40,880
you're looking for nines.

2264
01:24:40,880 --> 01:24:41,760
You see him everywhere.

2265
01:24:41,760 --> 01:24:42,680
He's like, where are you looking?

2266
01:24:42,680 --> 01:24:44,600
He's like the class of nines or whatever.

2267
01:24:44,600 --> 01:24:46,440
He's like, well, yeah, the prices of everything.

2268
01:24:46,440 --> 01:24:47,280
1999.

2269
01:24:47,280 --> 01:24:48,600
Yeah, there's nines in everything.

2270
01:24:48,600 --> 01:24:51,080
Yeah, so it was really a gaslighting.

2271
01:24:51,080 --> 01:24:52,640
But like, who's gaslighting?

2272
01:24:52,640 --> 01:24:54,320
Is he going crazy?

2273
01:24:54,320 --> 01:24:57,040
Is she fucking with him?

2274
01:24:57,040 --> 01:24:57,880
It's a lot to think about.

2275
01:24:57,880 --> 01:25:00,080
A lot of that feel throughout this movie.

2276
01:25:00,080 --> 01:25:02,120
Yeah, that's why I liked it.

2277
01:25:02,120 --> 01:25:04,600
As far as rating it, it was a tough movie to rate

2278
01:25:04,600 --> 01:25:08,220
because I enjoyed the first two thirds of the movie.

2279
01:25:08,220 --> 01:25:12,840
And then the end of this movie became just kind of

2280
01:25:12,840 --> 01:25:13,680
just out there.

2281
01:25:13,680 --> 01:25:17,400
Like it's almost too much to think about

2282
01:25:17,400 --> 01:25:20,640
because it's not set up like a traditional,

2283
01:25:20,640 --> 01:25:22,980
even traditional God like we're talking about.

2284
01:25:22,980 --> 01:25:24,960
It's not really set up that way

2285
01:25:24,960 --> 01:25:28,400
because this would be a very fallible God were it God.

2286
01:25:28,400 --> 01:25:31,240
Because God's supposed to be infallible.

2287
01:25:31,240 --> 01:25:33,000
But by definition throughout this movie,

2288
01:25:33,000 --> 01:25:35,220
they're saying how fallible he is.

2289
01:25:35,220 --> 01:25:36,680
No, but I mean, you're saying-

2290
01:25:36,680 --> 01:25:38,560
The hope Davis is- Christian God.

2291
01:25:38,560 --> 01:25:39,640
Yeah, Christian God.

2292
01:25:39,640 --> 01:25:41,560
According to the Bible to be infallible.

2293
01:25:41,560 --> 01:25:43,080
Right, exactly.

2294
01:25:43,080 --> 01:25:47,760
But even if you go to Greek or if you go to those types

2295
01:25:47,760 --> 01:25:49,920
of gods, like the ones where it's multi-gods,

2296
01:25:49,920 --> 01:25:52,040
when we go into polytheistic kind of-

2297
01:25:52,040 --> 01:25:53,480
Right, but those gods aren't capable

2298
01:25:53,480 --> 01:25:54,760
of creating universes.

2299
01:25:55,960 --> 01:25:58,440
Well, as a team-

2300
01:25:58,440 --> 01:26:00,480
In this movie, they're talking about the Christian God,

2301
01:26:00,480 --> 01:26:01,400
not those gods.

2302
01:26:01,400 --> 01:26:02,240
No, in this movie,

2303
01:26:02,240 --> 01:26:04,120
they never bring up the Christian God.

2304
01:26:04,120 --> 01:26:08,240
They say that he's a nine and there's multiple other gods.

2305
01:26:08,240 --> 01:26:09,720
So he's not even the only God.

2306
01:26:09,720 --> 01:26:11,960
There's literally another God helping him out

2307
01:26:11,960 --> 01:26:14,480
with two other gods helping her out.

2308
01:26:14,480 --> 01:26:16,320
So he's not God, he's not Christian.

2309
01:26:16,320 --> 01:26:18,120
Do you think they're all creating their own worlds?

2310
01:26:18,120 --> 01:26:20,120
No, I think they jumped into his world

2311
01:26:20,120 --> 01:26:21,960
because they can do that because they're gods.

2312
01:26:21,960 --> 01:26:25,080
They're like, hey, you've been doing this for 40,000 years.

2313
01:26:25,080 --> 01:26:27,720
This is your 90th iteration of fucking Earth.

2314
01:26:27,720 --> 01:26:29,280
You're trying- Chill.

2315
01:26:29,280 --> 01:26:30,920
Or not even chill.

2316
01:26:30,920 --> 01:26:33,620
I guess it's like, you know what it could have been,

2317
01:26:33,620 --> 01:26:37,800
honestly, maybe in maybe iterations ago,

2318
01:26:37,800 --> 01:26:41,320
iteration one, he was sort of a Christian type God

2319
01:26:41,320 --> 01:26:44,360
where it was more overseer, watch what happens.

2320
01:26:44,360 --> 01:26:48,000
But the more iterations and the further he invested

2321
01:26:48,000 --> 01:26:50,120
and the closer he got to humanity

2322
01:26:50,120 --> 01:26:51,840
and then he finds Melissa McCarthy

2323
01:26:51,840 --> 01:26:54,400
and falls in love with her as a human

2324
01:26:54,400 --> 01:26:56,540
and just her personality and her soul,

2325
01:26:56,540 --> 01:27:01,160
that's when the other beings realize it's gone too far.

2326
01:27:01,160 --> 01:27:02,600
Now it's like- So it's an intervention.

2327
01:27:02,600 --> 01:27:04,360
It is, that's what it felt like at the end to me.

2328
01:27:04,360 --> 01:27:06,080
It felt like, yeah, quit fucking with your simulation,

2329
01:27:06,080 --> 01:27:07,600
just let it run.

2330
01:27:07,600 --> 01:27:09,000
Or I don't even think they care about the sim-

2331
01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:11,360
That's what I thought, see, that's how I felt about it.

2332
01:27:11,360 --> 01:27:13,560
But I don't think they care about the simulation.

2333
01:27:13,560 --> 01:27:17,080
I think they're sympathetic to whatever humans are,

2334
01:27:17,080 --> 01:27:19,000
these sevens, to whatever degree

2335
01:27:19,000 --> 01:27:21,460
they can be sympathetic as gods.

2336
01:27:21,460 --> 01:27:24,840
It's like, if I, you're right about ants, right?

2337
01:27:24,840 --> 01:27:27,400
If I step on an ant, I feel nothing.

2338
01:27:27,400 --> 01:27:31,240
If I see a kid pour acid down an anthill,

2339
01:27:31,240 --> 01:27:32,880
I feel terrible for those ants

2340
01:27:32,880 --> 01:27:35,920
because they don't deserve to be horrifically killed, right?

2341
01:27:35,920 --> 01:27:39,640
So, but at the same time, I move on with my day

2342
01:27:39,640 --> 01:27:41,840
because they're just ants, okay?

2343
01:27:41,840 --> 01:27:45,200
But maybe that god, that kid in the situation,

2344
01:27:45,200 --> 01:27:47,280
that's who I would be more concerned with.

2345
01:27:47,280 --> 01:27:51,800
So like, you see Ryan Reynolds' god in this

2346
01:27:51,800 --> 01:27:54,120
and he's now too invested in his project

2347
01:27:54,120 --> 01:27:56,560
and he's starting to lose himself in it.

2348
01:27:56,560 --> 01:27:59,480
He's starting to be depressed and he's starting to feel sad.

2349
01:27:59,480 --> 01:28:01,160
Now all these different iterations are going on

2350
01:28:01,160 --> 01:28:03,640
and it's getting sadder and sadder, right?

2351
01:28:03,640 --> 01:28:06,760
And Melissa McCarthy's the only reason he's sticking around

2352
01:28:06,760 --> 01:28:08,320
is because he just wants to be around her.

2353
01:28:08,320 --> 01:28:09,960
So then when this chick comes in,

2354
01:28:09,960 --> 01:28:13,240
she has to be bad to him, which sucks

2355
01:28:13,240 --> 01:28:16,480
because she was mean to him to save him, really,

2356
01:28:16,480 --> 01:28:18,160
and save him from the point of view

2357
01:28:18,160 --> 01:28:21,120
of another god saving another god, right?

2358
01:28:21,120 --> 01:28:24,280
So like, I don't know, that's okay.

2359
01:28:24,280 --> 01:28:26,000
So continue, sorry you didn't get it right.

2360
01:28:26,000 --> 01:28:28,560
So basically, so the movie basically,

2361
01:28:28,560 --> 01:28:31,200
the end ruined it for me, I was enjoying the movie,

2362
01:28:31,200 --> 01:28:33,520
trying to figure it out, but then when they told me

2363
01:28:33,520 --> 01:28:37,520
what they wanted me to think, it became almost offensive.

2364
01:28:39,680 --> 01:28:41,160
That's what got me really thinking.

2365
01:28:41,160 --> 01:28:42,000
Yeah.

2366
01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:44,240
It was that last little bit that was like, for me,

2367
01:28:44,240 --> 01:28:47,760
the final little clinch that got me going like,

2368
01:28:47,760 --> 01:28:50,240
I'm invested, like now I can start thinking about this

2369
01:28:50,240 --> 01:28:51,920
in a whole new light, this entire movie.

2370
01:28:51,920 --> 01:28:54,680
Yeah, complete opposite for me, it's interesting.

2371
01:28:54,680 --> 01:28:56,760
Which is, but I think that's good about a movie.

2372
01:28:56,760 --> 01:28:59,080
That's actually a good thing about a movie,

2373
01:28:59,080 --> 01:29:00,840
is that it does make you think.

2374
01:29:00,840 --> 01:29:02,760
So a lot of that I like.

2375
01:29:02,760 --> 01:29:03,880
I just didn't happen to like the way

2376
01:29:03,880 --> 01:29:05,800
they did this one at the end.

2377
01:29:05,800 --> 01:29:07,360
But as far as making you think,

2378
01:29:07,360 --> 01:29:08,520
it's one of the things I like about a movie,

2379
01:29:08,520 --> 01:29:13,400
so I'll give it like a C minus for making me think.

2380
01:29:13,400 --> 01:29:16,400
But as far as like, had I paid for it,

2381
01:29:16,400 --> 01:29:17,640
I wouldn't be very happy.

2382
01:29:19,280 --> 01:29:22,200
B minus, C minus, Brennan?

2383
01:29:22,200 --> 01:29:25,840
So yeah, I mean, it definitely did make me think,

2384
01:29:25,840 --> 01:29:28,040
but it made me think the guy was going crazy

2385
01:29:28,040 --> 01:29:29,200
most of the time.

2386
01:29:29,200 --> 01:29:30,640
And then when it made that change,

2387
01:29:30,640 --> 01:29:33,640
I was kinda like, okay, it makes sense,

2388
01:29:33,640 --> 01:29:37,000
but yeah, I don't think I could recommend this movie

2389
01:29:37,000 --> 01:29:39,800
to anybody to watch, just.

2390
01:29:39,800 --> 01:29:40,640
Ouch.

2391
01:29:40,640 --> 01:29:42,000
Yeah, I don't know.

2392
01:29:42,000 --> 01:29:44,360
I didn't enjoy it enough to have a re-watch

2393
01:29:44,360 --> 01:29:45,920
or to tell somebody else to watch it,

2394
01:29:45,920 --> 01:29:47,160
so I'm gonna give it a D.

2395
01:29:48,360 --> 01:29:51,560
And by the way, we never asked you

2396
01:29:51,560 --> 01:29:53,120
to watch the movie, never, ever, ever.

2397
01:29:53,120 --> 01:29:55,160
I forgot we're doing video.

2398
01:29:55,160 --> 01:29:56,000
I've just been munching on it.

2399
01:29:56,000 --> 01:29:56,820
Don't forget to point.

2400
01:29:56,820 --> 01:29:58,080
Yeah, yeah, what's up, guys?

2401
01:29:59,160 --> 01:30:02,800
But we never talked about our grading system.

2402
01:30:02,800 --> 01:30:04,520
We didn't even do it on the first episode,

2403
01:30:04,520 --> 01:30:06,800
and I've been meaning to change it.

2404
01:30:06,800 --> 01:30:10,800
We eliminated A, and we added a W.

2405
01:30:10,800 --> 01:30:13,800
So after F, we have an even lower grade,

2406
01:30:13,800 --> 01:30:15,640
and that's a W for waste of time.

2407
01:30:15,640 --> 01:30:18,760
And B is as good as it gets, B plus.

2408
01:30:18,760 --> 01:30:20,160
Unless it's Battlefield Earth,

2409
01:30:20,160 --> 01:30:21,880
that gets an M for masterpiece.

2410
01:30:21,880 --> 01:30:24,400
So that's the best movie ever made.

2411
01:30:24,400 --> 01:30:25,800
Join Scientology today.

2412
01:30:25,800 --> 01:30:28,440
Go to Scientology.org, which I put in our description.

2413
01:30:28,440 --> 01:30:29,280
I saw that.

2414
01:30:29,280 --> 01:30:33,800
I was just like, I was just, I don't even know what to do.

2415
01:30:33,800 --> 01:30:35,400
I didn't even, it's like I read that,

2416
01:30:35,400 --> 01:30:37,340
and I was like, okay.

2417
01:30:37,340 --> 01:30:38,400
Yeah, I can't wait.

2418
01:30:38,400 --> 01:30:39,520
Let's see what happens.

2419
01:30:39,520 --> 01:30:41,120
Let's see if we fuck around and find out.

2420
01:30:41,120 --> 01:30:42,220
Is it an actual link?

2421
01:30:42,220 --> 01:30:45,440
Yeah, to the fucking Scientology website, yeah.

2422
01:30:45,440 --> 01:30:47,040
Go join.

2423
01:30:47,040 --> 01:30:49,900
Watch Battlefield Earth, the greatest workplace comedy

2424
01:30:49,900 --> 01:30:52,360
of all time, and then go join the religion

2425
01:30:52,360 --> 01:30:53,760
that made it possible.

2426
01:30:53,760 --> 01:30:55,600
What's not to love?

2427
01:30:55,600 --> 01:30:57,700
Fried Rice Podcast presents.

2428
01:31:00,720 --> 01:31:02,920
All right, so you gave it a D?

2429
01:31:02,920 --> 01:31:04,640
D. Oh, man.

2430
01:31:04,640 --> 01:31:07,080
With all the different iterations,

2431
01:31:07,080 --> 01:31:10,400
the way they could have done it, the acting was good.

2432
01:31:10,400 --> 01:31:12,780
They had something, they just did it all wrong.

2433
01:31:12,780 --> 01:31:14,160
I didn't like the cinematography.

2434
01:31:14,160 --> 01:31:15,760
It seemed just so chopped together,

2435
01:31:15,760 --> 01:31:17,840
like Ed just thrown together.

2436
01:31:17,840 --> 01:31:21,680
There's so many different ways they could have gone about it

2437
01:31:21,680 --> 01:31:23,640
and they just didn't.

2438
01:31:23,640 --> 01:31:27,600
And just like, I understand psychological thrillers,

2439
01:31:27,600 --> 01:31:31,200
but it was just way, way, way too much confusion.

2440
01:31:31,200 --> 01:31:33,400
And it had a good start out.

2441
01:31:33,400 --> 01:31:35,720
I thought it was gonna be something way different

2442
01:31:35,720 --> 01:31:36,560
in the beginning.

2443
01:31:36,560 --> 01:31:39,560
It's like this guy, he's like an actor,

2444
01:31:39,560 --> 01:31:41,760
but he's going around smoking crack and fucking hookers

2445
01:31:41,760 --> 01:31:44,920
and taking showers in jeans, burning shit.

2446
01:31:44,920 --> 01:31:47,040
I was like, I thought maybe there would be some kind

2447
01:31:47,040 --> 01:31:49,880
of go back to that.

2448
01:31:49,880 --> 01:31:53,480
It's like, oh, okay, all that meant nothing basically.

2449
01:31:53,480 --> 01:31:58,480
And then, but yeah, acting was good.

2450
01:31:58,860 --> 01:31:59,700
Acting was good.

2451
01:31:59,700 --> 01:32:01,920
They set out to try, do something good,

2452
01:32:01,920 --> 01:32:04,880
but I feel like they threw too many things in it

2453
01:32:04,880 --> 01:32:06,200
to try to make it good.

2454
01:32:07,200 --> 01:32:09,160
And they tried to do it too different.

2455
01:32:10,040 --> 01:32:13,560
And they could have just done it the way

2456
01:32:13,560 --> 01:32:15,040
we all were thinking or hoping.

2457
01:32:15,040 --> 01:32:17,680
And they just, nah, they just said, fuck you,

2458
01:32:17,680 --> 01:32:20,000
now we're doing it this way.

2459
01:32:20,000 --> 01:32:22,720
And so I'm gonna give it an F plus.

2460
01:32:24,320 --> 01:32:25,320
Ouch.

2461
01:32:25,320 --> 01:32:26,960
Well, an interesting thing, everybody kept saying

2462
01:32:26,960 --> 01:32:28,200
the acting was good.

2463
01:32:29,160 --> 01:32:31,160
Are we really sure the acting was good?

2464
01:32:31,160 --> 01:32:34,400
Yeah, Melissa McCarthy played like six roles, I feel like.

2465
01:32:34,400 --> 01:32:37,520
Ryan Reynolds, who by the way is one of my favorites,

2466
01:32:37,520 --> 01:32:39,720
I think he was just Ryan Reynolds.

2467
01:32:39,720 --> 01:32:40,560
No.

2468
01:32:40,560 --> 01:32:42,320
I think it was Ryan Reynolds before he found his voice.

2469
01:32:42,320 --> 01:32:43,160
Yeah, kinda.

2470
01:32:43,160 --> 01:32:45,000
No, because no, no, no.

2471
01:32:45,000 --> 01:32:48,520
First actor, I got Ryan Reynolds vibes, the first iteration.

2472
01:32:48,520 --> 01:32:49,700
I got Ryan Reynolds vibes.

2473
01:32:49,700 --> 01:32:53,440
The second reality TV show part, I did not.

2474
01:32:53,440 --> 01:32:57,360
I got a different, more vulnerable Ryan Reynolds.

2475
01:32:57,360 --> 01:32:59,780
You could tell he was different than the actor.

2476
01:32:59,780 --> 01:33:02,640
And then the third one felt different to me as well,

2477
01:33:02,640 --> 01:33:04,280
the married husband.

2478
01:33:04,280 --> 01:33:06,040
That felt a little bit more like

2479
01:33:06,040 --> 01:33:08,200
what you would see Ryan Reynolds at home.

2480
01:33:08,200 --> 01:33:11,380
So I felt like the first one was Ryan Reynolds on screen

2481
01:33:11,380 --> 01:33:14,080
as we know him today, like a Van Walder type Ryan Reynolds.

2482
01:33:14,080 --> 01:33:17,120
The second one is his attempt to be sensitive.

2483
01:33:17,120 --> 01:33:19,840
And I think it does come off and it's a light attempt.

2484
01:33:19,840 --> 01:33:21,440
He almost came off gay a little bit.

2485
01:33:21,440 --> 01:33:22,520
I think they even mentioned that.

2486
01:33:22,520 --> 01:33:23,360
I think he was gay.

2487
01:33:23,360 --> 01:33:24,880
Yeah.

2488
01:33:24,880 --> 01:33:26,440
But it's not like called to,

2489
01:33:26,440 --> 01:33:29,280
but it's like enough of a performance where it's just like,

2490
01:33:29,280 --> 01:33:31,800
it doesn't matter one way or the other.

2491
01:33:31,800 --> 01:33:33,800
But he is more sensitive,

2492
01:33:33,800 --> 01:33:38,560
like he's more in tune with who he is than the first guy.

2493
01:33:38,560 --> 01:33:42,000
Less destructive, but maybe more destructive in some ways.

2494
01:33:42,000 --> 01:33:44,240
Felt like Ryan Reynolds playing gay to me.

2495
01:33:44,240 --> 01:33:45,360
It's hard to see him do something

2496
01:33:45,360 --> 01:33:47,200
other than what he was in waiting.

2497
01:33:47,200 --> 01:33:49,000
Because we always see him as this quick witted,

2498
01:33:49,000 --> 01:33:51,000
like humorous guy.

2499
01:33:51,000 --> 01:33:52,840
And of course, I mean, that's what got him Deadpool.

2500
01:33:52,840 --> 01:33:54,640
It's like, he went from waiting,

2501
01:33:54,640 --> 01:33:58,060
which came out two years before this and into this.

2502
01:33:58,060 --> 01:34:01,120
And I just, I wasn't really feeling it with Ryan Reynolds,

2503
01:34:01,120 --> 01:34:03,720
even though I just like him, that's kind of what carried.

2504
01:34:03,720 --> 01:34:05,760
And then Melissa McCarthy did a great job.

2505
01:34:07,040 --> 01:34:08,240
The other chick,

2506
01:34:08,240 --> 01:34:09,480
Hope Davis is good.

2507
01:34:09,480 --> 01:34:10,640
Yeah, but she played,

2508
01:34:10,640 --> 01:34:12,080
because she didn't really change that much.

2509
01:34:12,080 --> 01:34:14,760
She was always kind of a bitch in the role.

2510
01:34:14,760 --> 01:34:15,600
I mean, that's the role.

2511
01:34:15,600 --> 01:34:16,680
She was supposed to be.

2512
01:34:16,680 --> 01:34:18,040
But she didn't throughout the,

2513
01:34:18,040 --> 01:34:20,080
she's the one that didn't change.

2514
01:34:20,080 --> 01:34:22,200
But Melissa McCarthy in the third act,

2515
01:34:22,200 --> 01:34:25,120
when she was just Melissa, not Melissa McCarthy,

2516
01:34:25,120 --> 01:34:29,000
but when she became just the housewife,

2517
01:34:29,000 --> 01:34:29,840
not to Ryan Reynolds,

2518
01:34:29,840 --> 01:34:32,600
but then the other after with the other husband.

2519
01:34:32,600 --> 01:34:33,760
The final, the fourth iteration.

2520
01:34:33,760 --> 01:34:36,540
Very final iteration, the fourth one.

2521
01:34:38,240 --> 01:34:39,920
That was an amazing acting,

2522
01:34:39,920 --> 01:34:41,400
because that was not her.

2523
01:34:41,400 --> 01:34:42,960
You lost her in that even.

2524
01:34:42,960 --> 01:34:44,560
And I like that she looks in the mirror

2525
01:34:44,560 --> 01:34:47,440
and then asks her daughter, what's my name?

2526
01:34:47,440 --> 01:34:48,960
And the daughter says, mommy.

2527
01:34:48,960 --> 01:34:52,840
And then she turns to him and says, he's not coming back.

2528
01:34:52,840 --> 01:34:54,920
Like, this is it.

2529
01:34:54,920 --> 01:34:59,120
And so it's like a finality that's just needed.

2530
01:34:59,120 --> 01:35:04,120
I loved the idea of the nines and being numbered

2531
01:35:05,200 --> 01:35:07,840
and God-like beings just creating these universe so much.

2532
01:35:07,840 --> 01:35:11,440
I would totally watch a sequel to this.

2533
01:35:11,440 --> 01:35:13,440
Was the little girl a nine?

2534
01:35:13,440 --> 01:35:14,880
No, oh.

2535
01:35:14,880 --> 01:35:17,200
She knew what was going on the whole time.

2536
01:35:18,280 --> 01:35:19,920
Yeah, can they make other nines?

2537
01:35:19,920 --> 01:35:22,340
I mean, can a nine and seven make another nine?

2538
01:35:22,340 --> 01:35:23,180
I bet you just can make.

2539
01:35:23,180 --> 01:35:25,800
It would just be an eight, a koala, telepathic koala.

2540
01:35:25,800 --> 01:35:26,800
I don't know.

2541
01:35:26,800 --> 01:35:30,880
I don't know, we didn't get enough sequels to explore.

2542
01:35:30,880 --> 01:35:33,080
I guess now that's another sequel we gotta write,

2543
01:35:33,080 --> 01:35:34,800
the tens, I don't know.

2544
01:35:34,800 --> 01:35:36,120
Well, you wouldn't wanna do the tens

2545
01:35:36,120 --> 01:35:40,520
because that's like, I think, too omnipotent.

2546
01:35:40,520 --> 01:35:41,720
But I do think that if you were to.

2547
01:35:41,720 --> 01:35:42,840
Nine and a halfs.

2548
01:35:45,040 --> 01:35:47,240
How about another one with Melissa McCarthy

2549
01:35:48,600 --> 01:35:53,600
living her life in the post nines, like post him leaving,

2550
01:35:53,720 --> 01:35:58,600
and then he comes back like a second coming for her,

2551
01:35:58,600 --> 01:36:03,400
sort of like where he appears and he wants to, I don't know.

2552
01:36:03,400 --> 01:36:05,920
Or maybe the little girl just created it all.

2553
01:36:05,920 --> 01:36:08,720
Yeah, maybe it is the little girl, she is a nine.

2554
01:36:08,720 --> 01:36:09,640
With a twist.

2555
01:36:09,640 --> 01:36:11,400
Yeah, but anyway.

2556
01:36:11,400 --> 01:36:13,720
It'd be easier to do another movie with the girl

2557
01:36:13,720 --> 01:36:16,040
than the two big stars at this point, probably.

2558
01:36:16,040 --> 01:36:17,400
Yeah, yeah.

2559
01:36:17,400 --> 01:36:19,200
Oh, wait, well.

2560
01:36:19,200 --> 01:36:21,840
It's still one of the fannings, I think it was Elle Fanning,

2561
01:36:21,840 --> 01:36:23,640
I think it was one of her earlier roles.

2562
01:36:23,640 --> 01:36:24,560
Find somebody else.

2563
01:36:24,560 --> 01:36:27,440
I hope he breaks the fourth wall and goes to this movie,

2564
01:36:27,440 --> 01:36:30,120
kinda like how he did with Green Lantern

2565
01:36:30,120 --> 01:36:31,960
and the X-Men origins.

2566
01:36:31,960 --> 01:36:33,520
So you're hoping that the next.

2567
01:36:33,520 --> 01:36:34,360
I hope this movie gets mentioned.

2568
01:36:34,360 --> 01:36:36,800
We're not talking about Wolverine, but you're hoping.

2569
01:36:36,800 --> 01:36:40,040
So in Deadpool, Wolverine comes out as this guy.

2570
01:36:40,040 --> 01:36:42,280
He does, he shoots the nines in the back of the head.

2571
01:36:42,280 --> 01:36:44,040
Yeah, he shoots the, yeah.

2572
01:36:44,040 --> 01:36:46,520
This isn't a badly received movie.

2573
01:36:46,520 --> 01:36:48,960
I bet you he enjoyed making it.

2574
01:36:48,960 --> 01:36:53,240
Well, you said 65%, and that was about what we ended up at,

2575
01:36:53,240 --> 01:36:54,080
pretty much.

2576
01:36:54,080 --> 01:36:56,160
No, no, you guys made it way worse.

2577
01:36:56,160 --> 01:36:57,920
I gave it a B minus, which means nothing,

2578
01:36:57,920 --> 01:37:01,240
because it's a D and F plus and a.

2579
01:37:01,240 --> 01:37:02,560
C minus. C minus.

2580
01:37:02,560 --> 01:37:04,560
So it's a D.

2581
01:37:04,560 --> 01:37:05,720
Yeah, it's a solid D.

2582
01:37:05,720 --> 01:37:07,000
Yeah.

2583
01:37:07,000 --> 01:37:07,840
Fuck.

2584
01:37:07,840 --> 01:37:09,760
All right, well, the nines, good movie.

2585
01:37:09,760 --> 01:37:10,800
Beef jerky was good.

2586
01:37:10,800 --> 01:37:13,040
Gets a D. Beef jerky's great.

2587
01:37:13,040 --> 01:37:17,600
And of course, the winner of the beef jerky episode

2588
01:37:17,600 --> 01:37:19,040
gets to pick the next movie.

2589
01:37:20,240 --> 01:37:21,080
Whatever.

2590
01:37:21,080 --> 01:37:23,160
Let me get your pen real quick.

2591
01:37:23,160 --> 01:37:25,960
I need to write down the grade of this and the next movie.

2592
01:37:27,760 --> 01:37:31,560
The next movie is going to be Spawn.

2593
01:37:31,560 --> 01:37:34,480
Oh, yeah, baby.

2594
01:37:34,480 --> 01:37:35,360
Which Spawn?

2595
01:37:35,360 --> 01:37:36,200
Spawn.

2596
01:37:37,680 --> 01:37:39,160
It's on there.

2597
01:37:39,160 --> 01:37:41,160
Oh, John Leguizamo.

2598
01:37:41,160 --> 01:37:44,320
It's directed by nobody.

2599
01:37:45,920 --> 01:37:47,520
I needed something good.

2600
01:37:47,520 --> 01:37:48,800
I don't think I could punish you guys

2601
01:37:48,800 --> 01:37:50,400
with something worse than this.

2602
01:37:52,040 --> 01:37:54,680
In my opinion, in my opinion, not everyone's been.

2603
01:37:54,680 --> 01:37:56,240
Oh, okay, week after?

2604
01:37:56,240 --> 01:37:57,560
Yeah.

2605
01:37:57,560 --> 01:37:59,080
You break up me and Mike.

2606
01:37:59,080 --> 01:38:00,720
All right.

2607
01:38:00,720 --> 01:38:02,040
Hopefully there's a hockey.

2608
01:38:02,040 --> 01:38:03,080
Because Austin.

2609
01:38:03,080 --> 01:38:03,920
It's always a hockey.

2610
01:38:03,920 --> 01:38:06,040
Yeah, that's his claim to fame.

2611
01:38:06,040 --> 01:38:06,880
It's Boston and hockey.

2612
01:38:06,880 --> 01:38:08,680
I'll change that funny, guys.

2613
01:38:08,680 --> 01:38:10,000
The next movie is fucking Spawn.

2614
01:38:10,000 --> 01:38:12,440
Boston gives you a lot of choices.

2615
01:38:12,440 --> 01:38:13,280
That is true.

2616
01:38:15,440 --> 01:38:17,160
It's a good toss and catch.

2617
01:38:18,080 --> 01:38:20,480
So the next movie, Spawn, what a hell of a movie.

2618
01:38:21,560 --> 01:38:23,640
I love that movie, unironically.

2619
01:38:23,640 --> 01:38:26,480
Not even for it being bad, but I'm a big fan.

2620
01:38:26,480 --> 01:38:29,480
All right, well.

2621
01:38:32,440 --> 01:38:35,560
Can't wait to see the fried rice with a little cape on it.

2622
01:38:35,560 --> 01:38:37,800
So is next week gonna be our review of

2623
01:38:39,920 --> 01:38:42,120
the show you haven't finished watching yet?

2624
01:38:43,320 --> 01:38:44,480
Fallout?

2625
01:38:44,480 --> 01:38:46,120
We're not reviewing Fallout, are we?

2626
01:38:46,120 --> 01:38:49,200
No, we can't do a whole show.

2627
01:38:49,200 --> 01:38:51,960
No, I'm just saying we're gonna talk about it next week.

2628
01:38:51,960 --> 01:38:54,200
Are you gonna finish Fallout this week?

2629
01:38:54,200 --> 01:38:56,080
Do you guys see the peer pressure I'm under?

2630
01:38:56,080 --> 01:38:58,120
Like the pressure of everyone being like,

2631
01:38:58,120 --> 01:38:59,440
you better fucking finish Fallout

2632
01:38:59,440 --> 01:39:01,000
or we're gonna ruin Fallout for you.

2633
01:39:01,000 --> 01:39:01,840
Who does that?

2634
01:39:01,840 --> 01:39:03,720
By the time we talk about it and air the episode,

2635
01:39:03,720 --> 01:39:05,120
people will be like, fallout what?

2636
01:39:05,120 --> 01:39:06,720
Season two is about to come out.

2637
01:39:06,720 --> 01:39:09,080
They could totally just call each other and talk about it,

2638
01:39:09,080 --> 01:39:11,080
but they wanna wait till I'm there at work

2639
01:39:11,080 --> 01:39:14,080
to have full blown conversations about the show.

2640
01:39:14,080 --> 01:39:16,040
Yeah, I'll fucking watch it, okay?

2641
01:39:17,160 --> 01:39:19,280
I will watch episode two onwards.

2642
01:39:19,280 --> 01:39:20,120
I'll watch it.

2643
01:39:20,120 --> 01:39:21,400
Once you guys fuck off, I'll go watch it.

2644
01:39:21,400 --> 01:39:22,960
I already gotta rewatch season one

2645
01:39:22,960 --> 01:39:26,280
to even remember what you're talking about now.

2646
01:39:26,280 --> 01:39:31,280
Oh, I love that show.

2647
01:39:31,320 --> 01:39:32,160
That was a great show.

2648
01:39:32,160 --> 01:39:33,120
That was great.

2649
01:39:33,120 --> 01:39:34,240
Okay, Fallout is fantastic.

2650
01:39:34,240 --> 01:39:36,200
We can at least talk about the first episode

2651
01:39:36,200 --> 01:39:38,560
because you watched the first episode, right?

2652
01:39:38,560 --> 01:39:41,000
All right, spoilers for the first episode of Fallout.

2653
01:39:41,000 --> 01:39:43,680
The aesthetic is fucking amazing.

2654
01:39:43,680 --> 01:39:46,800
Inside the vault, so cool.

2655
01:39:46,800 --> 01:39:48,680
I haven't even really played the games.

2656
01:39:48,680 --> 01:39:50,920
Dario talked me into getting New Vegas

2657
01:39:50,920 --> 01:39:54,520
on my Game Pass, so I'm gonna start there.

2658
01:39:54,520 --> 01:39:56,200
Oh, it's also on Prime to own.

2659
01:39:57,320 --> 01:39:59,840
Oh, Prime Gaming, they're giving them out right now?

2660
01:39:59,840 --> 01:40:01,400
Okay, I'll probably just pick it up.

2661
01:40:01,400 --> 01:40:05,560
But it's also on Game Pass, but whatever.

2662
01:40:05,560 --> 01:40:07,480
But yeah, I'm gonna try New Vegas.

2663
01:40:07,480 --> 01:40:09,040
I hear that one's a good one.

2664
01:40:09,040 --> 01:40:09,880
New Vegas is great.

2665
01:40:09,880 --> 01:40:11,560
And you can go to Oatman.

2666
01:40:11,560 --> 01:40:12,400
Yep.

2667
01:40:12,400 --> 01:40:13,640
Which is crazy, so.

2668
01:40:13,640 --> 01:40:14,720
That is crazy, I haven't done it.

2669
01:40:14,720 --> 01:40:16,880
You can go to Oatman, which is a nearby town

2670
01:40:16,880 --> 01:40:19,560
that you can visit when you come out here.

2671
01:40:19,560 --> 01:40:22,440
So, okay, looks amazing.

2672
01:40:22,440 --> 01:40:25,120
Acting is pretty good so far.

2673
01:40:25,120 --> 01:40:29,320
I like the brotherhood of Steel.

2674
01:40:29,320 --> 01:40:30,160
Yeah.

2675
01:40:30,160 --> 01:40:31,040
Like, that's pretty cool.

2676
01:40:31,040 --> 01:40:32,960
I like that he's a squire.

2677
01:40:32,960 --> 01:40:35,400
That was a cool twist.

2678
01:40:35,400 --> 01:40:37,360
Do you think he, well, you guys know.

2679
01:40:37,360 --> 01:40:38,320
You guys finished it, nevermind.

2680
01:40:38,320 --> 01:40:39,720
I was about to say, do you think he's the one

2681
01:40:39,720 --> 01:40:40,600
that did it to her foot?

2682
01:40:40,600 --> 01:40:44,200
But, you know, I don't wanna know.

2683
01:40:44,200 --> 01:40:46,440
So, yeah, I like it.

2684
01:40:46,440 --> 01:40:47,280
I'm a fan.

2685
01:40:47,280 --> 01:40:48,800
I'm excited to continue.

2686
01:40:48,800 --> 01:40:50,320
I hope they introduce more characters.

2687
01:40:50,320 --> 01:40:54,080
Oh, and then of course, Walter Goggins character.

2688
01:40:54,080 --> 01:40:54,920
Amazing.

2689
01:40:54,920 --> 01:40:56,120
Yeah, they're cool.

2690
01:40:56,120 --> 01:40:57,320
I was wondering how they were gonna do that.

2691
01:40:57,320 --> 01:40:59,240
I even think I remember asking you guys at one point.

2692
01:40:59,240 --> 01:41:01,840
I was like, well, they kinda wasted Walter Goggins

2693
01:41:01,840 --> 01:41:05,720
by having him in the very beginning just react to a nuke.

2694
01:41:05,720 --> 01:41:07,520
Oh well, 200 years have gone by.

2695
01:41:07,520 --> 01:41:08,640
No more Walter Goggins.

2696
01:41:08,640 --> 01:41:11,520
They used him in the first part of the first episode.

2697
01:41:11,520 --> 01:41:14,880
And now he's a mutant who's alive forever, it seems like.

2698
01:41:14,880 --> 01:41:17,160
So you can just, if you're mutated by this radiation,

2699
01:41:17,160 --> 01:41:18,360
you live forever?

2700
01:41:18,360 --> 01:41:23,360
Well, is that scene where they drag him out in episode one?

2701
01:41:23,360 --> 01:41:24,200
Just keep watching.

2702
01:41:24,200 --> 01:41:25,800
And then he kills them all.

2703
01:41:25,800 --> 01:41:26,640
Yeah, yeah.

2704
01:41:26,640 --> 01:41:27,480
Now he's free.

2705
01:41:27,480 --> 01:41:28,320
Just to make sure that wasn't in episode two.

2706
01:41:28,320 --> 01:41:31,680
So, yeah, he's already, he's basically a zombie.

2707
01:41:31,680 --> 01:41:32,640
Yeah.

2708
01:41:32,640 --> 01:41:36,280
Well, yeah, so far, I give it, you know,

2709
01:41:36,280 --> 01:41:39,120
five fallout shelters out of five.

2710
01:41:39,120 --> 01:41:39,960
Yeah.

2711
01:41:40,880 --> 01:41:42,200
Yes.

2712
01:41:42,200 --> 01:41:43,040
Solid show.

2713
01:41:43,040 --> 01:41:45,120
I rate it one Clearman's cheese.

2714
01:41:45,120 --> 01:41:45,960
Oh yeah.

2715
01:41:45,960 --> 01:41:49,640
It's a solid 10 out of 10 experience.

2716
01:41:49,640 --> 01:41:51,120
All right, well, this episode's been brought to you

2717
01:41:51,120 --> 01:41:52,960
by Jem's Meat.

2718
01:41:52,960 --> 01:41:54,000
Jem Meats.

2719
01:41:54,000 --> 01:41:56,040
Jem Meats in Placentia.

2720
01:41:56,040 --> 01:41:59,200
And also if you're in Placentia and you go to Irvine.

2721
01:41:59,200 --> 01:42:00,080
Placentia?

2722
01:42:00,080 --> 01:42:00,920
Yeah.

2723
01:42:00,920 --> 01:42:04,000
This one I got in Placentia, the Clearman's,

2724
01:42:04,000 --> 01:42:05,120
it's at the Stader Brothers.

2725
01:42:05,120 --> 01:42:06,280
It's pretty much at all of them.

2726
01:42:06,280 --> 01:42:07,480
Where's Jem Meats?

2727
01:42:07,480 --> 01:42:09,640
It's in Placentia, it's on Yorba Linda Boulevard.

2728
01:42:09,640 --> 01:42:12,280
So just the closest, stop at Jem Meats,

2729
01:42:12,280 --> 01:42:14,720
get some beef jerky, whatever kind you like.

2730
01:42:14,720 --> 01:42:17,160
And then go down to the nearest Stader Brothers

2731
01:42:17,160 --> 01:42:18,840
and get yourself some Clearman's cheese.

2732
01:42:18,840 --> 01:42:20,920
And then if you wanna go the next step

2733
01:42:20,920 --> 01:42:23,960
and get the third thing, you go to Patty's

2734
01:42:23,960 --> 01:42:25,520
and you get yourself a Patty's burrito

2735
01:42:25,520 --> 01:42:27,520
and you get yourself a tub of the Patty's hot sauce.

2736
01:42:27,520 --> 01:42:31,080
But then while you're down there in Placentia,

2737
01:42:31,080 --> 01:42:34,240
you go a little bit further to Irvine and right off the.

2738
01:42:34,240 --> 01:42:35,640
That's not a little bit further.

2739
01:42:35,640 --> 01:42:36,480
Yeah it is.

2740
01:42:36,480 --> 01:42:39,960
It's like 15 minutes with no traffic.

2741
01:42:39,960 --> 01:42:40,800
15 minutes.

2742
01:42:40,800 --> 01:42:41,640
There's never no traffic.

2743
01:42:41,640 --> 01:42:42,460
Whatever.

2744
01:42:42,460 --> 01:42:43,300
Yeah, COVID traffic.

2745
01:42:43,300 --> 01:42:44,120
Hour and a half.

2746
01:42:44,120 --> 01:42:45,480
Zero.

2747
01:42:45,480 --> 01:42:47,760
But if you go down there, there's a.

2748
01:42:47,760 --> 01:42:49,240
It doesn't even matter, I can't even describe it.

2749
01:42:49,240 --> 01:42:50,360
I don't know what the place is called

2750
01:42:50,360 --> 01:42:51,640
and I don't know what the bread is called,

2751
01:42:51,640 --> 01:42:54,640
but there's these two dudes that just make this bread

2752
01:42:54,640 --> 01:42:57,000
in this world market in Irvine.

2753
01:42:57,000 --> 01:42:59,000
And there's a line that just wraps around

2754
01:42:59,000 --> 01:43:01,600
the fucking whole store because people just stand in line

2755
01:43:01,600 --> 01:43:04,000
to get it and they just keep pumping it out all day

2756
01:43:04,000 --> 01:43:06,640
and there's a maximum amount you can buy in line

2757
01:43:06,640 --> 01:43:07,560
at any given time.

2758
01:43:07,560 --> 01:43:09,360
Is it like the Mexican sweet bread?

2759
01:43:09,360 --> 01:43:12,760
No, it's like a flat, almost like a naan type of bread.

2760
01:43:12,760 --> 01:43:16,360
But, or like a, like a, for hummus.

2761
01:43:16,360 --> 01:43:17,460
Like one of those type of breads,

2762
01:43:17,460 --> 01:43:20,200
but there's something about it that's different.

2763
01:43:20,200 --> 01:43:21,500
It's hard to explain.

2764
01:43:21,500 --> 01:43:23,960
It almost feels like a Jewish recipe.

2765
01:43:23,960 --> 01:43:25,700
Like there's something about the bread

2766
01:43:25,700 --> 01:43:29,880
that makes it like flat, but then it's not crunchy,

2767
01:43:29,880 --> 01:43:33,340
it's soft, but it's the best, honestly,

2768
01:43:33,340 --> 01:43:36,560
the best fucking type of that bread I've ever had

2769
01:43:36,560 --> 01:43:38,840
in my life and it's worth the trip

2770
01:43:38,840 --> 01:43:40,040
if you can find this random place.

2771
01:43:40,040 --> 01:43:42,520
Where's placentia at compared to like say,

2772
01:43:42,520 --> 01:43:44,840
well you said you went to Santa Monica, right?

2773
01:43:44,840 --> 01:43:45,680
From there to Santa Monica?

2774
01:43:45,680 --> 01:43:48,280
It's near, it's between Anaheim and Yorba Linda basically.

2775
01:43:48,280 --> 01:43:49,120
And uterus?

2776
01:43:51,840 --> 01:43:54,200
I knew someone was gonna go there.

2777
01:43:54,200 --> 01:43:56,440
I didn't think it would be Andy.

2778
01:43:56,440 --> 01:43:58,760
Because I know we just blew Mike's fucking mind

2779
01:43:58,760 --> 01:44:01,280
when we said there's a place called placentia.

2780
01:44:01,280 --> 01:44:03,880
He was like, wait a minute, my wife and I ate that

2781
01:44:03,880 --> 01:44:05,080
after our son was born.

2782
01:44:05,080 --> 01:44:06,080
No, we did not.

2783
01:44:06,080 --> 01:44:09,040
That's, that's Brennan.

2784
01:44:09,040 --> 01:44:11,640
That's, Brennan's the hippie here.

2785
01:44:11,640 --> 01:44:12,480
No, God no.

2786
01:44:12,480 --> 01:44:13,320
Did you?

2787
01:44:13,320 --> 01:44:14,160
We had C-section.

2788
01:44:14,160 --> 01:44:15,600
Oh yeah.

2789
01:44:15,600 --> 01:44:16,440
Cause I would, I mean.

2790
01:44:16,440 --> 01:44:17,400
Yeah, he got it to go.

2791
01:44:17,400 --> 01:44:19,920
We, we, so let's see your scar.

2792
01:44:19,920 --> 01:44:21,600
I had the, I was in the splash zone.

2793
01:44:21,600 --> 01:44:23,400
I was scarred for life.

2794
01:44:23,400 --> 01:44:26,160
I saw the, I saw the stuff on the table, man.

2795
01:44:26,160 --> 01:44:27,000
The splash zone.

2796
01:44:27,000 --> 01:44:29,200
Were you in the actual splash zone?

2797
01:44:29,200 --> 01:44:31,160
I was the, for my second child,

2798
01:44:31,160 --> 01:44:33,280
I was tempted to look over the curtain

2799
01:44:33,280 --> 01:44:35,080
cause she's on the table like this

2800
01:44:35,080 --> 01:44:37,360
and there's a curtain here,

2801
01:44:37,360 --> 01:44:38,520
basically where they're cutting her

2802
01:44:38,520 --> 01:44:40,520
and you could see them moving her

2803
01:44:40,520 --> 01:44:41,840
as they're cutting her.

2804
01:44:41,840 --> 01:44:44,080
I was like, I kind of attempted to look

2805
01:44:44,080 --> 01:44:46,480
and next thing you know, some liquid flew over

2806
01:44:46,480 --> 01:44:47,960
and one of the doctors like,

2807
01:44:47,960 --> 01:44:49,840
could someone wipe my face?

2808
01:44:49,840 --> 01:44:51,880
And I was like, yeah, I'm not looking over.

2809
01:44:51,880 --> 01:44:52,880
And then of course.

2810
01:44:52,880 --> 01:44:54,200
Was your wife awake?

2811
01:44:54,200 --> 01:44:55,240
Yeah.

2812
01:44:55,240 --> 01:44:57,000
Yeah, but super sedated.

2813
01:44:57,000 --> 01:44:57,840
I just can't imagine.

2814
01:44:57,840 --> 01:44:58,680
Super sedated.

2815
01:44:58,680 --> 01:44:59,520
They're awake.

2816
01:44:59,520 --> 01:45:00,360
I mean, it's like they're awake.

2817
01:45:00,360 --> 01:45:01,200
Go on.

2818
01:45:01,200 --> 01:45:03,000
Like Andy, act like you're giving birth.

2819
01:45:03,000 --> 01:45:04,040
You're the chicken.

2820
01:45:04,040 --> 01:45:04,880
Just come on.

2821
01:45:04,880 --> 01:45:05,700
Just breathe.

2822
01:45:05,700 --> 01:45:07,520
I fucking hate you so much Austin.

2823
01:45:07,520 --> 01:45:08,360
Just breathe.

2824
01:45:08,360 --> 01:45:09,480
You said you loved me.

2825
01:45:09,480 --> 01:45:10,320
Just breathe.

2826
01:45:10,320 --> 01:45:12,760
And then in the background you hear, ew.

2827
01:45:12,760 --> 01:45:15,000
No, I didn't say anything.

2828
01:45:15,000 --> 01:45:17,000
I just, my wife saw my face.

2829
01:45:17,000 --> 01:45:19,120
She said I was white as a ghost.

2830
01:45:19,120 --> 01:45:23,400
And like afterwards, like, cause the whole thing was just,

2831
01:45:23,400 --> 01:45:25,120
it was crazy.

2832
01:45:25,120 --> 01:45:26,440
The second one was super traumatic.

2833
01:45:26,440 --> 01:45:28,160
We tried to do a natural birth.

2834
01:45:28,160 --> 01:45:29,000
Didn't work.

2835
01:45:29,000 --> 01:45:30,520
She said, cut the fucking baby out of me.

2836
01:45:30,520 --> 01:45:31,960
Like she's screaming it.

2837
01:45:31,960 --> 01:45:34,320
So C-section is what we went.

2838
01:45:34,320 --> 01:45:37,000
Next one's going to be orgasmic water birth, right?

2839
01:45:37,000 --> 01:45:39,400
Yeah, no, after that all C-section.

2840
01:45:39,400 --> 01:45:41,360
The last one was easiest though.

2841
01:45:41,360 --> 01:45:46,000
But yeah, so when I held my son for the first time,

2842
01:45:46,000 --> 01:45:47,760
I went to go back to my wife.

2843
01:45:47,760 --> 01:45:49,560
And of course then I could see on the other side

2844
01:45:49,560 --> 01:45:54,320
of the curtain, all of her innards on a table next to her.

2845
01:45:54,320 --> 01:45:58,000
And that was definitely something I will never unsee.

2846
01:45:58,000 --> 01:46:00,120
I can never, I can never unhear that.

2847
01:46:00,120 --> 01:46:00,960
You're welcome.

2848
01:46:00,960 --> 01:46:03,720
Don't ever tell the kids that, you know,

2849
01:46:03,720 --> 01:46:06,480
that they're, whichever kid was the most traumatic birth,

2850
01:46:06,480 --> 01:46:07,780
don't tell them that.

2851
01:46:07,780 --> 01:46:08,720
They wear it.

2852
01:46:08,720 --> 01:46:10,600
They wear it like a badge of honor.

2853
01:46:10,600 --> 01:46:13,680
Like my mom told me I was the most painful birth.

2854
01:46:13,680 --> 01:46:15,280
So whenever she said, like stubbed her toes,

2855
01:46:15,280 --> 01:46:16,120
oh fuck that hurt.

2856
01:46:16,120 --> 01:46:17,520
I'm like, worse than my birth?

2857
01:46:17,520 --> 01:46:20,200
And then just sends her back to it.

2858
01:46:20,200 --> 01:46:22,280
Yeah, no, that was our middle child.

2859
01:46:22,280 --> 01:46:23,160
That's fucked up.

2860
01:46:23,160 --> 01:46:25,520
He was the most traumatic for sure.

2861
01:46:26,760 --> 01:46:30,640
Yeah, no, that's not how I anticipated this episode to end.

2862
01:46:30,640 --> 01:46:32,400
Well, you're welcome.

2863
01:46:33,400 --> 01:46:34,480
I don't know what brought it up.

2864
01:46:34,480 --> 01:46:36,960
Oh yeah, you said I ate the placenta.

2865
01:46:36,960 --> 01:46:40,080
I started with jerky, ended up with the.

2866
01:46:41,400 --> 01:46:42,360
No, I'm not that kind of.

2867
01:46:42,360 --> 01:46:43,320
You never ate a placenta?

2868
01:46:43,320 --> 01:46:44,840
Well, congratulations.

2869
01:46:44,840 --> 01:46:46,000
You just had some.

2870
01:46:46,000 --> 01:46:46,840
Yay.

2871
01:46:47,920 --> 01:46:48,800
Jerk placenta.

2872
01:46:48,800 --> 01:46:52,520
Well, this is, this has been Fried Rice Podcast.

2873
01:46:52,520 --> 01:46:54,560
Thanks for sticking around for that great humor.

2874
01:46:54,560 --> 01:46:55,680
It's evolving.

2875
01:46:55,680 --> 01:46:57,600
Next week, the episode of Spawn,

2876
01:46:57,600 --> 01:47:01,320
the movie we're gonna watch, Spawn, it's on Tubi.

2877
01:47:02,160 --> 01:47:03,680
Go check it out.

2878
01:47:03,680 --> 01:47:07,000
With us as always is Michael,

2879
01:47:08,360 --> 01:47:10,760
the Clearmans was a clear attempt to kill him.

2880
01:47:10,760 --> 01:47:11,800
It did not work.

2881
01:47:11,800 --> 01:47:13,000
I didn't cook it long enough.

2882
01:47:13,000 --> 01:47:13,840
That's on me.

2883
01:47:13,840 --> 01:47:15,080
Maybe next time.

2884
01:47:15,080 --> 01:47:17,480
I hope you die, you old bitch, Larsen.

2885
01:47:17,480 --> 01:47:18,880
Cellios, motherfucker.

2886
01:47:18,880 --> 01:47:21,640
I knew it, I'm just gonna kill everybody.

2887
01:47:21,640 --> 01:47:24,600
With us as always is Brennan.

2888
01:47:24,600 --> 01:47:33,600
Up to motherfucking Boston.

2889
01:47:33,600 --> 01:47:34,440
I like Mike's nickname, Cellios.

2890
01:47:34,440 --> 01:47:36,120
Okay, don't, now, how many people

2891
01:47:36,120 --> 01:47:37,160
are gonna fire this episode?

2892
01:47:37,160 --> 01:47:38,000
Austin?

2893
01:47:39,200 --> 01:47:41,520
And with us as always is Austin.

2894
01:47:42,800 --> 01:47:44,320
He drove from another state to be here.

2895
01:47:44,320 --> 01:47:46,400
He's gonna have a whole extra four hour drive

2896
01:47:46,400 --> 01:47:47,720
to get home.

2897
01:47:47,720 --> 01:47:48,960
Three hours, I'm so sorry.

2898
01:47:48,960 --> 01:47:50,680
I added an extra hour.

2899
01:47:50,680 --> 01:47:51,720
I drove four hours to be here.

2900
01:47:51,720 --> 01:47:52,560
That's what it was.

2901
01:47:52,560 --> 01:47:53,400
You drove four hours to be here.

2902
01:47:53,400 --> 01:47:54,800
You drove three hours to be back.

2903
01:47:54,800 --> 01:47:57,000
And there's no way that you're gonna

2904
01:47:57,000 --> 01:47:58,240
back up this whole Cellios thing

2905
01:47:58,240 --> 01:48:00,600
because as my producer friend,

2906
01:48:00,600 --> 01:48:03,200
you know that I need to have someone backing me up

2907
01:48:03,200 --> 01:48:04,480
and that it's a bad idea.

2908
01:48:04,480 --> 01:48:05,320
Feral.

2909
01:48:06,760 --> 01:48:07,600
And then cut it.

2910
01:48:07,600 --> 01:48:11,600
Thanks everybody.

2911
01:48:11,600 --> 01:48:13,200
Have a good rest of your night.

2912
01:48:13,200 --> 01:48:36,200
I'll see you next time.