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And welcome to the first on video motherfuckers live-ish well not really it's the same recorded

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bullshit as always but season 3 premiere of fried rice podcast I'm your host Andy Rice

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let's get right I'm gonna stop pointing at the camera I hate that move already it's

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all right I've done it three times and I hate it but that's for you guys just forget it's

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there with me as always is actually you know what it's gonna be different because I'm gonna

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add music and post this so just imagine there's music going on everybody like oh man there's

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some cool fucking music going on all right so with me as always is Michael he's lucky

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to be alive Larson Chelyos motherfucker no my god no that's a season ago we don't we're

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not rehashing you've already ruined season 3 you picked a movie that has literally child

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molestation in it and I thought maybe that would kind of ruin the season premiere but

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no it's that stupid Chelyos bullshit with us as always is if you were to splice if you

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had to cut his life together a lot of it would just be him driving three hours to be here

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Austin Farrell check me out at EB games and with us as always EB games oh man RIP RIP

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go to Moncler Plaza EB game with us as always is Brennan pause the music

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Hello everybody alright cool welcome everybody to season 3 premiere I'm already at the edge

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of my seat this is how I operate my entire podcast no one's ever called me out on that

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but like literally I'm always like right here and it's because I want to take hits and I

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want to be in the middle of the action and stuff so yeah we got the professional setup

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ish I mean it's like low end who cares we got keep pointing that's my thing now I'm

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gonna do it all the time it's now my signature move and you won't have an episode without

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it baby hello audience yeah no you can't now you now you've ruined the point Mike now if

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I point I'm gonna look like an old bitch knockoff and I don't like it here's our faces aren't

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they wonderful yeah so how was everyone's week anything anything special happened anybody

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I see you're growing your beard out oh go ahead oh that's right yeah I got back from

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Vegas and that was that was an interesting trip I mean it was a work trip but a lot more

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play than work so it was fun you had an opportunity to see Billy Idol and I thought it was more

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classes and I was like fuck that I want to go home and see my kids and about 10 minutes

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into my drive home when I'm already out of getting out of Vegas dealing with all that

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bullshit I get the Texas says oh this was the Billy Idol concert fuck that was the only

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thing I wanted to see if only you had more information more more more I recently got

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blessed with a little bit of money so now bills aren't really a problem for the foreseeable

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future and I can actually get some nice things I got that PlayStation portal I got a new

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TV priorities man I got a bunch of shit on Amazon that's been in my wishlist like forever

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but yeah shipping to my house today I have a on my Amazon wishlist I have this I'm just

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afraid to pull the trigger because it's $80 there's no reason to own it but it's Final

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Fantasy the trading card game which I guess is a thing I'm not gonna ever play it for

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card games sake but there's a Final Fantasy 8 pack that I guess you buy as a as like one

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of those shops that sells cards you know it's like one of those booster pack it has like

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a bunch of booster packs in it kind of thing so it's like a display case of booster packs

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for Final Fantasy 8 and I want it so bad but it's $80 for a game I won't play and I'll

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just open up the cards and go oh that's cool oh interesting that's cool well like my grandson's

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doing Pokemon cards and that's insane he's got cards that he got when he was like six

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years old we've been buying them for forever he's got cards worth thousands of dollars

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if you're like where did this come from that they're I mean they make baseball and football

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cards look like nothing we've got a good collection of those I actually used to have the original

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Pokemon binder that like looked like a Pokedex and had a Pikachu on it just filled with all

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the holographic shit and I was living on my own and I was low on money and I had to pay

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rent and I had to sell those and I got like a decent sum of money but not as much as they

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could go for today that's a big regret I have yeah I gave my toys to some kids down the

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street when I felt like I was too old for toys and I felt like that was such a wasted

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opportunity because I could have been selling those fucking toys like I mean I'm sure those

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kids had a good time with them maybe but who cares right imagine all the original Star

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Wars action figures I have stuff from Star Trek and Star Wars baseball and football cards

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when I was a kid my oh my mother threw away probably I'm guessing several hundred thousand

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dollars worth of cards yeah I kind of want to like I want to go through my dad's closet

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he still has a bunch of that stuff he's got a bunch my dad he's still got a whole bunch

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of like old baseball cards like the only thing he brought me was like a shit ton of hockey

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cards from 1990 1980 late 80s early 90s a bunch of Gretzky cards which are unfortunately

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worthless because they're they're like the ones they made thousands of so I mean I think

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the one that I do have that's kind of decently valued is I have one Gretzky autograph card

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and then a Luke Robitaille autograph card you guys don't know who these people are you

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know Gretzky yeah but yeah I mean those are those are kind of the ones that I kind of

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just hold on to for them to rise in value if they ever rise in value you miss a hundred

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percent of the autographs you don't ask for that's right and hockey players are pretty

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easy to get autographs oh yeah they're friendly it's the one thing they know how to write

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like their name that's it the rest of it's all CTE I am Wayne hit hit puck fast they

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can write their numbers too sure yeah I am number four yeah yeah I I don't know if I

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have anything valuable I got a bunch of old comics and I go on the unfortunately there's

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not a website that doesn't charge for you looking up the price of comic books it's so

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weird you go to a comic book pricing website and they they're always like yeah you can

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look one up for free now but then if you want to keep looking up you can do 50 lookups a

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day for X amount of money and I'm like that's defeating the point of me looking through

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my old fucking comics because I should just google the comic issue he's price history

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and just go to my sisters the way you get the others all and that's all they do is look

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up the price histories on eBay I'm just lazy I like people to do things for me I don't

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I don't like buy them and have them shipped to my house if I happen to be at a like some

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shopping center that has a comic book store I'll get whichever one that like just happened

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to pop into my head that I heard about like that Ninja Turtles the last ronin yeah they're

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making that into a movie that's pretty sick which is I think it's I don't know if they're

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doing live action or animated with it but that sounds pretty cool I didn't finish I

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I know the premise I know there's one turtle walking around and the other three are dead

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and he has all their weapons and you don't know who that turtle is until the end and

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don't ruin it if you know I don't know it's a big reveal it's like which turtle survived

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because he never goes by his name like he's the last ronin and he's just has all four

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of their weapons and he uses them it's really cool it's a really cool premise for the the

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comics I like it I'm gonna read them at some point but it's cool when something goes dark

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did you ever read Marvel ruins okay I found it and I found something online but I haven't

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it was just like a couple like images it looks cool I like the art haven't read it yet but

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if we're gonna talk dark comics how many of you ever heard of Johnny the homicidal maniac

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nope I haven't heard no no have you well okay I mean no one will ever know because the mic

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wasn't used but I've heard of it but I've never I have read I'm gonna point it out before

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someone in the comics does we are sharing a mic yeah yeah which they're sharing a mic

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and it's well we'll get another mic at some point yeah the fact that I got three and a

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headphone amp you know and I and I had to learn all this shit the last couple days I even

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oh man if Casey ever listens to this which he won't he's too busy but I have a buddy

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who is a legit podcaster and he has a award-winning podcast that he does he's such an he's like

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an audio producer and he's so good that they trusted him recently with Bucky the vampire

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slayer they did a audiobook series like an audio series split into like eight episodes

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or four episodes or whatever that and they were done by the a lot of the original cast

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of the of the show so good like and the quality of the audio like when they're punching each

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other when you hear all the like the sound effects it's phenomenal right and so my dumb

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ass I text him a picture and I go hey I'm not getting any sound from my fucking headphones

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and it was exactly set up the way it is now but the problem was is that my headphone jacks

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were here and now can you hear me at all right but okay I think yours is a little louder

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but for me I'm not getting anything so I'm just sitting here talking into the mic going

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fuck this is stupid I can't hear anything and then he goes I don't know I mean I am

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pretty busy but maybe try the USB maybe that's interfering with it all I needed to do was

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turn the fuck it was that simple I felt like I wasted an important person's time asking

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a stupid question but shout out to him for taking time out of his busy day to answer

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a stupid question oh yeah well the Slayers one is the is the his most recent but then

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he also did one with Laurence Fishburn recently hold on one sec I can pull this up but talk

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about something in the meanwhile you know so many famous people Andy I know it's crazy

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how many people he knows oh yeah are tangentially famous so I would say I would say the the

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we're alive podcast so what's crazy about that is it's zombies he did it with he's never

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read or seen the walking dead when he wrote this so he just did his own independent podcast

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called we're alive it's a zombie podcast there's a bunch of spin-offs the descendants is a

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recent one and that's one I think that's what got him go like got him say zombie podcast

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you mean they refuse zombie art film movie show no no I'm so sorry it's a no no it's

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an audio drama like like an old-school radio serial like not like that old-school it's

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not like oh we we are players or whatever it's like more just actors playing it's like

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if you were listening to the walking dead audio roleplay no no it'd be like like a

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book be like rate it'd be like audiobook version of walking dead but fully casted and it's

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entirely original so it's not any it's not walking dead because they do entirely different

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it's all written in their voice acting out yeah oh yeah it's a fully it's a fully produced

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series it's and there's like sound effects or is it just talking or is there like a narrator

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oh it's fully produced like there's sound there's music there's there's different actors

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for different roles I would imagine there have to be like narration right like he runs

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down the hallway and there's three zombies and shoot I think the way you he writes it

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I mean yeah like in a book though it's it's it's very similar yeah this is the one with

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Lauren Swishman it's called Bronzeville and it chronicles the lives of players in the

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lottery games while illuminating the self-sustainability sustainability of the communities African

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American residents this I haven't listened to this one yet but this was a big when he

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announced this I was like holy shit it sounds cool it sounds like an audiobook but like

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without like cutting out the you know he replied or he said smugly or you know yeah I think

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descriptive I think that's what made it so popular here let's see if we can anyway he's

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amazing and I wasted his time with a stupid fucking question so and now he's gonna hear

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about this and go listen now you're wasting even more of his time he's he's too fucking

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busy to listen to this dude there's no way that he's gonna be listening to a fried rice

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podcast when he's literally producing so much more stuff but anyway yeah anyway we're getting

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distracted by the internet again so I wasted his fucking time trying to figure all this

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out and I feel bad I haven't I didn't want to reply telling him I figured out it was

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a stupid problem because I feel like that wastes more time you know what I mean like

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in his mind he's I'm sure he's not sitting there thinking oh man I wonder what's wrong

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with Andy's soundboard you know so for him he's moved on if I remind him like oh hey

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it's just me I'm an idiot you know but now next Tuesday when you get a reply and it says

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well I spent the last six hours figuring this out and this is what it is I feel like I constantly

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disappoint that guy we're still like he's a cool dude and I think we get along but he

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hired me for an infomercial once for this like epoxy glue for and I and I went and I

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feel like I let him down I didn't do I mean I'm not I don't think I'm a great actor and

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I feel like maybe he had faith in me when when I wait does this exist somewhere yeah

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somewhere why are we not looking it was an it was an internal it was like an internal

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company thing so they watched it at a big work conference maybe it's just that thing

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where it's like you want to be a model it's like maybe you could be a hand model yeah

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it's like you want to be an actor maybe you just be a voice actor yeah someone did recently

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at work I think unironically I was just like yeah now that I got a setup maybe I can do

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audio books or whatever he's like yeah you totally have the face for someone that and

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then I was like for someone that what and he didn't finish but in my mind I think you

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have the face for audio books what a great bird but then he's like no you have the face

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of someone that could be famous and I was like oh I don't know about that like maybe

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one of the weird ones like a Steve Buscemi type or uh I don't know where I'd fall into

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it I could see you do like a voice acting gig where you voice a dog or something oh

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yeah woof woof I would totally do it and it's just your personality like you don't have

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to play up anything we just need to put him on a skateboard but who on a skateboard you

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for what reason video make you famous why would that make me famous explain yourself

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falling on your ass why would you admit why would you think I'm not good on a skateboard

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you're the most athletic person so you're judging me solely based on my appearance no

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your athletic you think that I can't ride a skateboard to find ride I'll tell you what

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in the comments if we get let's say one thousand views on this video that's a achievable number

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okay this video gets one thousand views Mike I'll do an ollie on a skateboard and if I

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do that ollie well we're gonna come up with some punishment for you for for making me

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do that what what's a good one what would what would be fun for Mike Mike Mike has to

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react to battlefield earth just to watch the whole movie how about legit no how about we

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make you we make you eat a double cheeseburger so we cut off literal time of your life for

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making me do a fucking ollie how about we go to skate park and we just have a skate

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off no if you if you if you if you're so if you're so sure yourself forget the ollie forget

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all that we'll just go to the skate park and we'll play do some ramps we'll play no no

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not ramps we're gonna play me not ramps ramps you're gonna play with ramps yeah I okay well

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then no I'm not better than you at skating then I guess if you're fucking around with

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ramps I thought you and I would just see who stays on the board long enough while fucking

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around on a skate park I guess I want to see Mike shred it just put put some put some many

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years we just put gold finger on in the background earlier before we started recording you were

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talking about delivering to the river and there was those gnats like is it skatable

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could you skate get through it quicker dude those nets you walk out of the car and the

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first thing they go for is mouth nose and eyes and ears it's just like they they they

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don't care about any other part of your body except those vital open holes and they just

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go they want to live inside you and I hate it so much being here in your apartment now

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that we have video I mean it's safe to assume you have a pain mask somewhere why would you

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think oh just because of the nerdiness of it all I don't have a Bane mask but somebody

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gave me once a purge mask and it's terrifying it says like I am God on the forehead and

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it's just like this white you know tear I'm just saving in case there's a purge like a

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real one I'm ready or if like riots burst out and I need like a quick you know I guess

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now that I'm identifiable if people go there's a big fucking guy with an I am God mask running

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around well we know who that might be yeah if there's a thousand views Mike and I'll

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have a skate off at a fucking skate park and I guess he'll beat me somehow we'll play a

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game of Tony Hawk horse we can have Sean set that up yeah well there we go Sean will be

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the official judge well this was didn't go the way I thought it would go let's get into

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the what are we smoking Brennan talk to us baby what'd you what'd you bring so I brought

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more of the syndicate Obama that I brought last week it kind of started drying out a

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little bit so decided to try putting an orange pill in it on the way before I left the house

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today seemed like it worked pretty good it was pretty good first pull yeah I've never

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used an orange pill never heard of that as a as a trick yeah I've done it I've done it

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multiple times but usually like I've done it I've left it for at least an hour this

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is kind of the short shortest one I've done it kind of just rejuvenated it pretty good

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Dario came over last night we were hanging out and he showed me this hack that he found

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on tik tok about washing your fruit the correct way which is with baking soda and vinegar

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in the water have you heard about this you know about this I've seen the images of the

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worms crawling there are so many worms living inside your fruit it is disgusting and they

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don't come out unless you use vinegar and baking soda to wash your fruit like people

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are just putting strawberries in and they just see worms oozing out of their fucking

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fruit it's disgusting I'm never eating fruit again I mean or veggies that's why that's

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why if you're if you meet me on the street that's why well like why is this guy so bad

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it's because of the worms it's the worms and the veggies you don't get that in the hot

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pocket that shit was manufactured wait hold on isn't that the same as an earth what you

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do for a volcano wait maybe that's just no wait hold on fucking with you wait try to

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make you make your whole kitchen become just an entire volcano wait a minute wait a minute

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you're right baking soda and vinegar makes volcanoes he was gonna make I might be up

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with vinegar and put baking soda I might be mixed up here maybe it was a different chemical

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either Dario's fucking with you or you got the chemicals wrong let's see washing I think

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it's just vinegar that's how my wife washes our fruit in general like she'll soak it

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water does your fruit taste like okay real quick though do you see the Google images

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washing strawberries and vinegar washing strawberries baking soda there so there's two probably

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one or the other one part vinegar so rinse okay but then or maybe it's just a measurement

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that where it doesn't really do that yeah maybe there's a tiny amount of baking soda

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that you could put into vinegar that doesn't create a volcano or maybe those are fake videos

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see I just see you with a cup of vinegar that you pour baking soda in your counter I think

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those videos aren't real is what I know does anyone remember before I close this McGee

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and me any McGee heads in the house I know Mack and me well sure Mack and me it was a

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we were we reviewed that but McGee and me was this straight to video Christian television

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series that I watched as a kid because my cousins had all of them on VHS and we had

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some long Saturdays that we needed to kill while the parents were hanging out and it

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was probably a it's probably a staple in my childhood we're talking like cutter later

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in the movie like this would be you'd have to include at least a little bit of McGee

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and me there'd be like a few seconds I mean watching the show because I loved it it's

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so bad I mean it's literally like like kid think he wants to go see a rating our movie

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and our PG-13 movie probably and like he's got this little animated dude that he draws

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that follows him around Roger Rabbit style so it's like that you know a cartoon with

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the live action and or more like Lizzie McGuire it's I think Lizzie McGuire ripped off McGee

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and me if we're being honest it's got to be better than that claymation religious stuff

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they had when I was oh hey you talking about that one I've only seen that in I've only

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seen that in clips we had VeggieTales dude we had so much better and he was aware of

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McGee so it wasn't just like us like they talked and stuff that's a terrifying image

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here's McGee what a douchebag he looks like also kind of blasphemous why oh yeah it's

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because God didn't create McGee it actually if anything McGee would give me whoever me

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is in this I forgot the kid's name but would give me a God complex for creating life holy

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shit I never thought about it like that and speaking of Jesus Jim Caviezel is in the movie

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we watched today so it all comes around full circle he looks like a troll but like if you

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humanize him he looks like who's that there's an actor that he looks like I just can't remember

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what he's been in so it'd be impossible ah it doesn't matter okay so I was making the

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the thing for battlefield earth that's why I have the Church of Scientology page up I

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put a link I put a link directly to the yeah yeah I put a link right here that was an interesting

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visit Scientology org and sign up today to help those Hollywood actors get the VIP experience

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they deserve Andy's favorite movie I fucking love that movie so much I'll watch it once

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a year with my children if I ever have after I left how much longer are you standing on

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that so 20 minutes 20 more minutes my rant I looked at later is longer than the movie

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itself I ranted more about like that I and it didn't cost me 78 million dollars no and

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I fixed your movie for free you just got to change the music make it a comedy and you

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win that is a banger episode that we have to promote as much as we can yeah I hope the

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description I put on it oh I didn't see it I put Andy eats a rat Mike gets his arms shot

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off that's great Brendan's quiet so we suspect him of being a Scientology member now here's

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the real question do I call it battlefield earth is a masterpiece which is what I was

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thinking because it'll be the only episode we have that says the name of the movie in

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it or because Dario came over and they called it master field earth do I call it master

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field earth I don't get that one like mass because it's a masterpiece well well then

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you know what that solves it yeah we're gonna go battlefield earth is a masterpiece we'll

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fix that later what am I doing okay edit up one episode while we're recording another

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this is getting out of hand guys what happened to stopping me on tangents what happened to

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the control the security you guys have like the they're all in the murder room they stopped

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you one too many times exactly they stepped up dude I'm I'm I'm the little bit of power

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that you guys have given me has corrupted me absolutely changed the entire genre of

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a movie 20 years ago yeah now a comedy yeah that well that was one of the funniest movies

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I've ever seen in my life so let's speak in a movies not funny movies in the fucking

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slightest Mike you know this is a fun light-hearted marijuana themed comedy series that we do

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smoking and having fun right okay okay myself I was just looking up Robin Williams movies

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I wanted something lighter I did not know this is what we were gonna get you put one

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of the funniest people in this movie and it's still sad as shit so to start I'll just say

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this this is the first time I've watched a Robin Williams movie since he passed I think

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I've a and I never I didn't do it consciously but I think it's just one of those things

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where it's just like ever since he died I like was too sad to watch a Robin Williams

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movie so way to pick a super depressing one to start with actually my actual first note

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was that Lionsgate films logo was too aggressive just right off the bat it was just it came

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at you way harder than it than this movie even needed it to I like to insert people

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I know into movies so young Alan I saw that as young Andy leading young Mike into that

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paint factory where that kid felt it was death if I was that kid's age and Mike was and leading

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me anywhere it would be that'd be a sex crime because Mike is like 20 years older than 15

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years older than me or whatever and he would be oh god he'd be a young man he'd be in his

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20s I overlooked those things sure okay I don't not after this movie I the thing I wrote

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is what are the rules to marbles I actually still haven't looked that up but they're playing

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marbles I didn't look up the rules put in the comments the actual rules of marbles at

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least how you played as a kid I will say this though when I was I went to LA once not one

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time I've been there many times but I went once and I visited this free modern hipster

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museum like a like just a street meet like a just they rented out this building for like

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a weekend and I walk in and there's a toilet like on the wall someone glued it or drilled

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it on the wall and you're not supposed to use it I knew that I didn't I didn't try anything

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but then I walk into this room and all it is is four screens and I even think the roof

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maybe and it's just marbles being in slow motion launched at each other with the sound

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super turned up so each marble hit sounds like an explosion and I see you guys oh yeah

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sounds cool at the time I don't think I was I don't I didn't fucking get it and I still

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don't get it like I don't I see the toilet on the wall and I'm like all right you're

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making a statement people got a shit everywhere I think that's what they were I'm sure that's

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what they meant I don't know I don't understand art and then I went into the room of the marbles

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and I couldn't just I couldn't put it together well that is how you play I get that but why

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put it on five screens and then just slow like just have it each marble like it's art

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Andy is it I don't know art so I don't either yeah that's that's why I don't know this is

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art what I have on my window like what I have on my walls is art I could take a crack at

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it they're taking something so inconsequential as marbles just this old just outdated games

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like I mean I remember playing jacks that at least that had like I could understand

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like that was like marbles I don't get it I don't care to learn what it was but they're

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just taking something like that and just adding like slow motion loud sound effects trying

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to make it as intense as possible as something that's just like you're just throwing okay

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I'll give you an example art what we do when like what we just did when we opened and we

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put the long up to the to the camera and took the head and made the sound that's art put

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in the comments if you think what we did earlier would be considered art I probably disagree

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with that but I yeah maybe on a maybe on an intellectual level the only time I've ever

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played marbles was this one time I went to Korea and this guy found me and I had to throw

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down this money thing on the ground well eventually I was one of these very few people left in

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this sort of game that they were playing with these guys in masks and I was up against this

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old man and we had to play marbles to see who would live or die for that particular

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episode of squid games and I ended up making it to the end and I won one billion won or

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yen or whatever it's called it ended up being seventeen dollars US so you started this wasn't

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even a wasn't even enough for a ticket back home from Korea or wherever that was filmed

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Taiwan you started this story you were so crazy because when you started this story

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in my mind I was like anyone to Korea too yeah it's got somewhere he went yeah I haven't

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been to Korea I've been to the Czech Republic I've been to Prague that was interesting we

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got ripped off my buddy and I we gave some dude 20 euros for nothing for just a rolled

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up fucking thing of leaves like he he it was rolled up in like six different packet like

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he's just like I got weed he's just you know like cool we were desperate for weed at the

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time but then anyway probably school when we were at a KFC this kid is he's like maybe

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eight or nine years old and he's like with his mom and they walk into the KFC and he's

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like I'll be right back mom and she's like okay he walks outside pulls a cigarette out

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and just starts smoking and I'm like dude they don't give a shit out here they don't

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give a fuck we found this cool you know what we don't need to get into the whole Prague

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thing although if you're ever in you're ever in Prague go to bongo bongo and that's where

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you get your weed and if you're asked for yeah no you don't ask for anybody you buy

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a beer and then you go to the back room and there's a cushion that you lift up and then

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you put 20 euro down and then you take the bag of weed and there's a dog and a man in

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that room and I got in trouble because I would instead of just us buying five bags at once

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and just being smart about it we get we went every day to buy one and so I would and I

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didn't really want to have a beer that early in the day so I'd get like a Red Bull and

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so like I did everything wrong and they did not enjoy having me there and the last time

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I went in the guys like buy a beer he just looked at me like buy a beer and I was like

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okay I'll take a beer then thank you and then I that was the last time we went in there

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but down the street was this it was cool it had like a little train that went through

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like a little tram and it was this park and it was a beautiful park and we would just

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get high and hang out there and there was a space museum and we couldn't understand

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the language so I didn't learn anything because I didn't understand anything that any of the

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plaques said but we would get high and go look at you know Russian space shit so that

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was cool anyway moving on to the movie what are the rules to Marvel's now we know the

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rules for the cutters like it came on screen like iRobot rules like a robot cannot yeah

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cutter cannot cannot hurt yeah which I like that so you can't sell you can't what were

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the rules it's like a cutter I can pull the shit out well they can't have the zo implant

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for one thing hang on

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damn is it wait did the credits come after I don't know yeah yeah yeah yeah okay there

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we go right here sorry everybody listening to this exciting episode of fucking podcasting

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but we're about to tell you the rules of what it means to be a cutter the cutters code okay

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I know they can't have a number one a cutter cannot sell or give away any zoe footage a

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cutter cannot have a zoe implant a cutter cannot mix zoe footage from a different lives

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for a memory which they don't really touch on that last one very much so Robin Williams

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is a cutter he splices together people's lives for their funerals so that people can go and

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see these curated sort of movies about someone's life that makes them all feel good about that

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person regardless of what they've kind of really done in their lives and then but you

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have to have a zoe implant in your head which this man died in his late 60s or early 70s

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so that means if he's had one in his fucking brain since birth this technology is already

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70 something 80 years old at the very least and was it prenatal that's what I could not

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figure out yeah it looks like it looks like it's actually prenatal it looks like water

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and in vitro yeah yeah because it's organic and it grows with you so I think they can

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just put it in as your baby or pre-born yeah yeah I realize at this point the baby seeing

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its parents for the first time that's weird once it lays everything out that he's a cutter

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and all these rules and everything and he cuts together like images and videos from

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people's life it's this is like a less grounded version of one hour photo which is also a

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Robin Williams movie except he's the good guy in this well I don't know if he's well

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I mean it depends on who you look at as the good guy if there is any good guys in this

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because even I'd say Jesus Jim Caviezel had some points but I don't know if he's even

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the bad guy I don't know there are good or bad guys but if we're gonna go about one hour

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photo which is another Robin Williams drama which is just a weird one and that one he's

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a creep and that one he's a guy that works at a like a CVS one-hour photo hut type of

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thing and he he just creeps he makes copies of this one family in particular their whole

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lives so he could pretend that he's like an uncle or something that he's like related

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to them that scene where he goes into the house and just sits there and enjoys himself

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you know like while waiting while they're gone so creepy but yeah this he was he still

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gave off creep vibes to me like when like when they introduced him as the guy where

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she's like I took one look at that image of that stuff and I couldn't stomach it he's

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the guy you go to the sin eater as he puts it but yeah like I think it's because the

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act as he cuts out the bad things they did makes them look good people said there's no

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bad guys there were bad guys he was just hiding their dark secrets I think at one point he

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says I'm the guy that forgives them long past like when they need forgiveness or whatever

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there we go I give them forgiveness long after they've been judged which is such like a he

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does and the sin eater analogy is pretty like apt to like he's an outsider and he takes

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on the like the the burden of knowing someone's worst aspects so that he can delete it and

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make the world heal like almost think like I mean I understand that if you were hurt

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by somebody then you wouldn't want them to get off scot-free but I don't know I actually

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really like this technology I wish it existed see I'm the exact opposite who amongst us

393
00:38:14,540 --> 00:38:20,100
doesn't have things that you know you wouldn't want anybody to know including the person

394
00:38:20,100 --> 00:38:24,140
who also has the zoe implant that's watching it put your stuff together which whoever watching

395
00:38:24,140 --> 00:38:31,260
is nobody's cutters code you can't have an implant except what are the odds that another

396
00:38:31,260 --> 00:38:35,260
guy is going to become a cutter and have his parents die before telling him that he's a

397
00:38:35,260 --> 00:38:38,940
cutter that was a rare circumstance I'm not going to put I'm not going to discredit the

398
00:38:38,940 --> 00:38:43,760
cutter union or I technologies because it feels like I never got the vibe that they

399
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:49,800
did anything wrong they seem so strict about the rules like like like what Robin Williams

400
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:55,620
broke the rules he broke into that one place to find files he shouldn't have been looking

401
00:38:55,620 --> 00:39:00,580
at he found his own he convinced these other two people that seemed like perfectly fine

402
00:39:00,580 --> 00:39:06,700
cutters and like worked within the parameters of the system given and had them break the

403
00:39:06,700 --> 00:39:10,060
rules to help him just because he's been doing it for so long and they respect him like he

404
00:39:10,060 --> 00:39:13,780
kind of abused his position of power a little bit then what he did to his girlfriend later

405
00:39:13,780 --> 00:39:19,860
or she yeah now he had no morals in this that was such when I mean we're kind of jumping

406
00:39:19,860 --> 00:39:25,740
a little place but when he finds out that like when she finds out that he had on deck

407
00:39:25,740 --> 00:39:30,620
her ex-boyfriend's memories because like I didn't even know who she was he just shows

408
00:39:30,620 --> 00:39:34,140
up at the book place he's like I need you and then they're like fucking a little bit

409
00:39:34,140 --> 00:39:42,420
later after you Robin's got the Riz in this one yeah sure but what's crazy was hi yeah

410
00:39:42,420 --> 00:39:47,620
it was hello also that that place they break into you would think dead memories would be

411
00:39:47,620 --> 00:39:53,820
guarded a little better then guy stops at the door and decides fuck it I need to go

412
00:39:53,820 --> 00:40:02,060
take a dump one problem I have with this is that it said once they turn 18 or 21 they

413
00:40:02,060 --> 00:40:05,820
get told that they have the implant and then they go the rest of their life knowing that

414
00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:10,900
they have that and they don't have anything like if they know they did some bad shit like

415
00:40:10,900 --> 00:40:17,060
some of the people that we see did some bad shit they wouldn't like want it removed or

416
00:40:17,060 --> 00:40:24,020
I don't know have something in place where you know get a tattoo destroy it yeah get

417
00:40:24,020 --> 00:40:32,180
a tattoo yeah I don't know I 21 I know that that's they say that's a good recommended

418
00:40:32,180 --> 00:40:38,220
age to tell someone could you imagine though if you were like one of those frat boys in

419
00:40:38,220 --> 00:40:42,840
college and you did something wrong during like a like a college party and then when

420
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:47,500
you got done with college your mom's like all right you have an implant and you're just

421
00:40:47,500 --> 00:40:51,180
like oh fuck you know like like that's what you're talking about it's like if you've done

422
00:40:51,180 --> 00:40:57,180
something bad as a kid or as a new hasn't from 12 to 21 done something bad well not

423
00:40:57,180 --> 00:41:02,180
that bad that's like really bad but I'm talking like even that like could you imagine having

424
00:41:02,180 --> 00:41:07,140
someone having access to you discovering your body like when you're learning how to masturbate

425
00:41:07,140 --> 00:41:12,500
did you really want someone to have did you notice that it broke that down violence masturbation

426
00:41:12,500 --> 00:41:15,500
that was one of the things with the computer was breaking it down that was really cool

427
00:41:15,500 --> 00:41:22,980
the technology yeah the technology in this movie is insane for some reason though everybody

428
00:41:22,980 --> 00:41:30,500
decided to put 99 percent of the world's technology into this and then kind of let everything

429
00:41:30,500 --> 00:41:36,180
else feel like it's 2004 when this movie was made well or even before it's even a little

430
00:41:36,180 --> 00:41:40,100
dystopian in places when he walks up to the building you look at the giant it's got some

431
00:41:40,100 --> 00:41:45,100
strange it's got some strange vibes but at the same time no one's that has a cell phone

432
00:41:45,100 --> 00:41:50,420
so like what kind of future are we living in I just it's it's this is I guess even a

433
00:41:50,420 --> 00:41:56,200
take of retrofuturism a little bit because it's it's a weird 2004 I don't think they

434
00:41:56,200 --> 00:42:00,740
while making this movie realized that if you're gonna have a character that dies in his 70s

435
00:42:00,740 --> 00:42:06,700
with an implant that means your technology is at least that old like isn't that a little

436
00:42:06,700 --> 00:42:10,580
crazy even Robin Williams having one in his head means that the technology is at least

437
00:42:10,580 --> 00:42:15,980
50 something years old right that's a long time they should have been talking about the

438
00:42:15,980 --> 00:42:21,740
advancements that the zoe implant made like it said it was on the ninth iteration nine

439
00:42:21,740 --> 00:42:28,300
generations in 70 years we've had more iPhones in the last 10 years than this has had in

440
00:42:28,300 --> 00:42:34,380
its entire span of entire lifetimes going by it can't be that good of a product well

441
00:42:34,380 --> 00:42:40,220
it's also different because it's a medical type device so it wouldn't advance like an

442
00:42:40,220 --> 00:42:45,060
iPhone they have to test everything so much on medical stuff so I can see that what I

443
00:42:45,060 --> 00:42:52,580
don't see is like the keyboard he was using and stuff like that was way antiquated yeah

444
00:42:52,580 --> 00:42:58,380
I did I did I said I love this tech minus it being played on a DVD player that you would

445
00:42:58,380 --> 00:43:03,820
have in your car that's definitely I used to get high and watch on that same thing he

446
00:43:03,820 --> 00:43:10,140
uses to cut people's entire lives together to watch DVDs that I would burn I put face

447
00:43:10,140 --> 00:43:16,460
tattoos what is this 2024 that'll come into play later I have another joke that says what

448
00:43:16,460 --> 00:43:25,140
is this 2024 just buckle up and wait for that one later it'll be a doozy why carry your

449
00:43:25,140 --> 00:43:29,460
zoe DVD player around with you that didn't make any sense like I feel like you carry

450
00:43:29,460 --> 00:43:36,500
around the chips that you use at home they kept calling it a guillotine didn't think

451
00:43:36,500 --> 00:43:40,420
anything about it and then it just hit me later on in the movie oh I get it guillotine

452
00:43:40,420 --> 00:43:45,500
it cuts things that's funny that's a funny haha that they call it the guillotine but

453
00:43:45,500 --> 00:43:49,900
if he has one at home he doesn't need a little DVD player I guess that he brought it to work

454
00:43:49,900 --> 00:43:56,300
to show never mind that wasn't work yeah it's like we carry laptops to do the same

455
00:43:56,300 --> 00:44:01,140
not on the bus when it's shady downtown just out in the open not in a briefcase I just

456
00:44:01,140 --> 00:44:07,900
felt like that was a little bit a little bit sus I feel bad for the cutter guy that ends

457
00:44:07,900 --> 00:44:11,260
up helping him later the one that hooks him up to the machine is he gets just like he's

458
00:44:11,260 --> 00:44:14,260
like hey man I want you I want to show you my guillotine I've been working on some problems

459
00:44:14,260 --> 00:44:19,220
like now I'm right next time and I felt real bad for this dude I was like I want like what

460
00:44:19,220 --> 00:44:27,060
the fuck Robin don't be an asshole anyway oh and then of course my my OCD autism kicked

461
00:44:27,060 --> 00:44:34,980
in when you that showed his apartment and I was like oh so clean so neat so orderly

462
00:44:34,980 --> 00:44:39,860
so just wonderful I love it like it's the opposite of my fucking apartment my apartment

463
00:44:39,860 --> 00:44:45,340
is chaos I just have posters with no aesthetic just stuck anywhere I can put a final spot

464
00:44:45,340 --> 00:44:51,140
for his is just bare stone but I felt like they did that when he like when he opened

465
00:44:51,140 --> 00:44:55,780
the fridge for the lady you notice what was in there peas and some strawberry jelly looking

466
00:44:55,780 --> 00:45:01,500
our brains or something in the jar sure two jars of food one egg that's it in his refrigerator

467
00:45:01,500 --> 00:45:07,940
his whole life was like that it was more of a character development thing about him having

468
00:45:07,940 --> 00:45:13,660
no he's he's empty and sad other than these things that he's getting from everywhere else

469
00:45:13,660 --> 00:45:19,020
sure I think they were just trying to like state how much he wasn't living his own life

470
00:45:19,020 --> 00:45:25,860
he was living everybody else's watch so it ends up becoming a little ready player one

471
00:45:25,860 --> 00:45:33,140
in a way yeah it's like you spend too much time hooked into the the role play aspect

472
00:45:33,140 --> 00:45:38,700
of looking through other people's lives see I got I even freak out at the idea that at

473
00:45:38,700 --> 00:45:44,620
some point when you die your naked cold body is going to be honest it's just going to be

474
00:45:44,620 --> 00:45:50,520
on a metal fucking thing you're gonna have some dude or some woman slicing you open putting

475
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:55,380
embalming fluid in you like making you look proper so that you can be put in the ground

476
00:45:55,380 --> 00:46:00,380
it's such a such a like a demoralizing thought that you're gonna just be like your naked

477
00:46:00,380 --> 00:46:06,420
corpse is just gonna be examined and you don't know you hope that the guy doing it isn't

478
00:46:06,420 --> 00:46:11,900
perverted you hope that the that they don't take pictures and put it on some website for

479
00:46:11,900 --> 00:46:17,060
freaks you know like you hope that these things happen you have no idea if they will because

480
00:46:17,060 --> 00:46:20,600
you're dead and there's nothing you do to protect yourself so yeah the idea of having

481
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:27,180
your entire life dissected by some fucking weirdo it's yeah it's it's crazy and you

482
00:46:27,180 --> 00:46:31,340
think about it I don't want anybody going and getting my personal stuff even when I

483
00:46:31,340 --> 00:46:38,140
die you think about that when you die somebody's gonna get your computer and go through it

484
00:46:38,140 --> 00:46:44,700
I knew somebody that was related to someone who works like in a autopsy whatever they

485
00:46:44,700 --> 00:46:51,460
said she told me that they they they had a guy he was on the slab she went out of the

486
00:46:51,460 --> 00:46:55,500
room to go do something and she came back and the guy was dead on the other side of

487
00:46:55,500 --> 00:47:01,100
the room that like she went out he wasn't on the slab and she was like looking for him

488
00:47:01,100 --> 00:47:04,060
and she couldn't find him for a bit he was on in the other side of a room behind the

489
00:47:04,060 --> 00:47:09,460
door and what they theorized is that this guy sometimes you're not actually like fully

490
00:47:09,460 --> 00:47:18,460
dead and you you like come out of it and apparently this guy woke up and had a heart attack because

491
00:47:18,460 --> 00:47:23,340
he realized he was he died they brought him to a morgue they were gonna embalm him and

492
00:47:23,340 --> 00:47:27,740
it freaked him out so much that he had a heart attack and died on the other side of the room

493
00:47:27,740 --> 00:47:33,460
yeah there's some crazy stories there's that's drug in South America that does that to people

494
00:47:33,460 --> 00:47:41,660
so that's uh not what I want to hear about and that's gonna happen to you yeah it might

495
00:47:41,660 --> 00:47:48,300
for your nightmares tonight you better do something funny yeah god I like I wake up

496
00:47:48,300 --> 00:47:52,980
I'm like oh shit I'm dead I'm about to have a heart attack uh I'll put my finger in my

497
00:47:52,980 --> 00:47:57,060
butthole so that way when they find me it'll be even more interesting than that one guy

498
00:47:57,060 --> 00:48:01,740
found behind the door they'll be like what happened his last dying wish was to just a

499
00:48:01,740 --> 00:48:06,680
finger in the ass and then and then it'll get whoever that corner is fired because they

500
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:12,860
won't believe him so you're telling me this body got up and thought with his last dying

501
00:48:12,860 --> 00:48:17,500
moments he was going to put his own finger into his own butthole that's what you're telling

502
00:48:17,500 --> 00:48:27,500
me yeah they catch you you'll just be like no one will believe you uh yeah just terrifying

503
00:48:27,500 --> 00:48:32,420
um you can't tell me something oh yeah that was a that was a killer line when he's talking

504
00:48:32,420 --> 00:48:37,900
to the lady and she's obviously kind of hiding some things he's like you can't tell me something

505
00:48:37,900 --> 00:48:44,740
that I'm not going to know very soon oh baller and like I was just like she's like yeah you're

506
00:48:44,740 --> 00:48:53,140
right well let's just keep this about family community service whatever um yeah uh these

507
00:48:53,140 --> 00:48:59,820
protesters are just as bad as the west borough people in a way this is a memory that's a

508
00:48:59,820 --> 00:49:06,060
funeral of some dude that they don't know molested his daughter spoilers but like they

509
00:49:06,060 --> 00:49:11,140
don't know that the general public doesn't know this so they're just protesting on the

510
00:49:11,140 --> 00:49:15,980
idea that he was an eye employee the one who did the whole uh that works for the company

511
00:49:15,980 --> 00:49:22,460
that makes these oian plants and so they're they're like just aggress like like that's

512
00:49:22,460 --> 00:49:28,740
too aggressive for what should be just a normal man's funeral like they're lined up you have

513
00:49:28,740 --> 00:49:33,860
to walk down a line of them like how is that even permitted this felt like it was private

514
00:49:33,860 --> 00:49:38,780
property or at least like a like a nice place how are the protesters allowed to line up

515
00:49:38,780 --> 00:49:44,620
on each side of the aisle in which somebody is walks up and down to get to this funeral

516
00:49:44,620 --> 00:49:50,820
it doesn't make any sense uh that was just I guess bad directing bad set design I know

517
00:49:50,820 --> 00:49:54,460
what they were trying they wanted him to get hit with a sign they wanted there to be some

518
00:49:54,460 --> 00:50:03,860
fucking whatever but I just not a fan um way more oh yeah if funerals had rememories though

519
00:50:03,860 --> 00:50:09,340
that would be awesome like I get it there it's it's if you look at it from the invasive

520
00:50:09,340 --> 00:50:13,580
point of view what's happening to you sure that's one thing but on the other hand you

521
00:50:13,580 --> 00:50:18,940
go to somebody's memory and you see from their point of view the time that you became friends

522
00:50:18,940 --> 00:50:23,440
with them or the moment that you like if if I went to my father's and I saw like me coming

523
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:29,300
into his life for the first time and seeing him react to it and like seeing us hang out

524
00:50:29,300 --> 00:50:33,860
you know play play a video game together like that would be delightful that would be like

525
00:50:33,860 --> 00:50:37,620
I would hold I wanted on a DVD and I'd watch it anytime I was feeling sad or whatever and

526
00:50:37,620 --> 00:50:42,540
I wanted to remember him that'd be way better than what we have now which is basically just

527
00:50:42,540 --> 00:50:46,140
faulty human memory which is what this whole movie shows us it's bullshit it's like our

528
00:50:46,140 --> 00:50:50,780
memories aren't what and you know what sucks is that we're made up entirely of what our

529
00:50:50,780 --> 00:50:57,900
memories are like all we are are just meat fucking sacks fueled by memory like all the

530
00:50:57,900 --> 00:51:02,420
things that have happened in our lives have developed us to the point we are now and we

531
00:51:02,420 --> 00:51:07,780
live so much on these memories and most of them are probably false yeah like the part

532
00:51:07,780 --> 00:51:12,940
where he did that guy's funeral and he's like I always thought the boat was green exactly

533
00:51:12,940 --> 00:51:18,780
yeah it could have been yeah he made a point that it was yeah it's like how much of how

534
00:51:18,780 --> 00:51:25,980
much of our lives have we just how much of your life has gone one way because of a memory

535
00:51:25,980 --> 00:51:31,820
that might not even be the fucking right thing like you thought you did something so catastrophically

536
00:51:31,820 --> 00:51:36,300
fucked up at one point in your life but then really you're the only one that's tripping

537
00:51:36,300 --> 00:51:40,620
on it you know like like you didn't hurt anyone or you didn't do anything it's just in your

538
00:51:40,620 --> 00:51:46,780
own guilty conscience and that is what prevents you from you know trying to be happy moving

539
00:51:46,780 --> 00:51:52,340
forward or maybe you're living off of a false sense of accomplishment maybe you think your

540
00:51:52,340 --> 00:51:57,020
high school life was so much better than it actually was that's maybe a good example of

541
00:51:57,020 --> 00:52:05,340
memories being faulty you know like I don't know everybody's al bundy sure I and if you're

542
00:52:05,340 --> 00:52:13,740
you know anyone under 40 anyone under 30 al bundy for married with children he used to

543
00:52:13,740 --> 00:52:18,100
think he was a football star and I think when you find out he wasn't really that like that

544
00:52:18,100 --> 00:52:23,020
big of a deal which yeah but I mean like how much but I feel like I'm the opposite I feel

545
00:52:23,020 --> 00:52:29,220
like I remember I only remember the bad things if you like it the highlight reel of my life

546
00:52:29,220 --> 00:52:34,460
is like a low light reel all it is is just when I think back on a friendship or a relationship

547
00:52:34,460 --> 00:52:39,680
or any particular year of my life I just typically remember the bad things that led to those

548
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:43,780
being just bad moments I think that's your brain does that most people's brains do that

549
00:52:43,780 --> 00:52:47,420
fine my brain does that I remember the bad things that happened to me more than I remember

550
00:52:47,420 --> 00:52:52,740
the good things probably equal amounts but you just your brain for some reason trauma

551
00:52:52,740 --> 00:52:58,540
sticks yeah also none of these none of the people in this movie seem to have gotten to

552
00:52:58,540 --> 00:53:04,620
pick their own memories it's just only the other people around them get to pick anything

553
00:53:04,620 --> 00:53:09,420
like well yeah you're dead yeah but if you knew that you had it you'd be like okay I

554
00:53:09,420 --> 00:53:13,620
want a few of these things then everyone else can pick I'm sure in your last will and testament

555
00:53:13,620 --> 00:53:20,300
there's going to be a subsection about what you want your memory like I'm sure you can

556
00:53:20,300 --> 00:53:27,300
put like make sure to put the time that I hit that home home run put the time that I

557
00:53:27,300 --> 00:53:31,500
asked your mother out on the you know like my wife out on the on the first date you know

558
00:53:31,500 --> 00:53:36,000
put these things in which and then but then I think to pepper it up they'd have to go

559
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:42,500
with who knew him best like friends and family and see what they want in there because really

560
00:53:42,500 --> 00:53:46,740
he makes a point it's he makes memories that people want he edits lives to make memories

561
00:53:46,740 --> 00:53:55,460
that people want to watch he's it's an entertainment it's not a service it's not a it's nothing

562
00:53:55,460 --> 00:54:00,780
more than just entertainment that's all it is it's like people want to go to this funeral

563
00:54:00,780 --> 00:54:05,680
instead of leaving completely sad like they like they there's nothing to gain from it

564
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:11,140
now they leave with the DVD that shows the best quote unquote aspects of this person's

565
00:54:11,140 --> 00:54:17,460
life and like that you know it's just an entertainment it's just a it's just a I kind of felt like

566
00:54:17,460 --> 00:54:20,860
that's where this movie was going to go that was the opposite I thought that when he got

567
00:54:20,860 --> 00:54:25,460
that when he got to the scene with the little girl I really thought he was going to he was

568
00:54:25,460 --> 00:54:30,100
going to take the hero turn because they could have done that in this movie and made a pretty

569
00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:36,500
good movie otherwise or he took the hero turn but there wasn't showed everyone that no because

570
00:54:36,500 --> 00:54:40,580
and then they were after him and that would have been a much better move but the point

571
00:54:40,580 --> 00:54:49,300
is is that as a real cutter you don't do that like you don't there's no reason to show that

572
00:54:49,300 --> 00:54:57,580
other than if the girl was going through therapy and the therapist I guess needed confirmation

573
00:54:57,580 --> 00:55:02,300
to see like like you see what I'm saying the girl's word should be enough when she gets

574
00:55:02,300 --> 00:55:07,180
her self-help like if later on down the line she goes to therapy and they and she talks

575
00:55:07,180 --> 00:55:11,460
about what happened with her father that they're not going to you don't need footage of it

576
00:55:11,460 --> 00:55:15,220
that footage being deleted is the best thing that could have happened for her it's gone

577
00:55:15,220 --> 00:55:20,940
it doesn't exist there's no way anyone could ever see her being hurt like that so for example

578
00:55:20,940 --> 00:55:24,820
you see a murder in a ring you're saying the best thing is just not to do that no I'm sure

579
00:55:24,820 --> 00:55:29,100
there's rules where they have to report those things there's rules that they don't report

580
00:55:29,100 --> 00:55:34,500
them that's the whole point that's why like when she asked him can you make my dad forget

581
00:55:34,500 --> 00:55:38,700
these things I think that's why he said yeah I can make him forget but it's important that

582
00:55:38,700 --> 00:55:48,060
you remember so that way you can deal with it later or put that in the translator yeah

583
00:55:48,060 --> 00:55:54,220
I mean some deep philosophical stuff when you think about what those guys see that I

584
00:55:54,220 --> 00:55:56,980
mean there there's gonna be somebody that murdered somebody out there there's gonna

585
00:55:56,980 --> 00:56:01,260
be somebody that that did all kinds of bad things they kind of touched on that too because

586
00:56:01,260 --> 00:56:06,100
he was watching that one and you could hear the guy beating on the girl and it was like

587
00:56:06,100 --> 00:56:10,060
yeah like you could hear a beat on the girl he's just kind of watching it and then he

588
00:56:10,060 --> 00:56:16,500
deletes it yeah so he kind of he watches them and then just erases he's a sin eater and

589
00:56:16,500 --> 00:56:21,140
it also brings up like a bunch of you know like what it just gives us three rules three

590
00:56:21,140 --> 00:56:26,060
four rules at the beginning yeah and there's a bunch of other like okay maybe you're not

591
00:56:26,060 --> 00:56:31,380
a cutter but you work for you work for the company that makes them maybe you maybe you're

592
00:56:31,380 --> 00:56:37,260
a disgruntled employee and you know you want your memory to you know expose some shit or

593
00:56:37,260 --> 00:56:42,380
something and I mean they're already getting tattoos that like disable them so there must

594
00:56:42,380 --> 00:56:48,740
be ways to access them too and not be a cutter that was a cool by the way with the tattoo

595
00:56:48,740 --> 00:56:52,700
she said we put the audio one on first and if you don't get a migraine at the end of

596
00:56:52,700 --> 00:56:58,620
the week then we put on the visual so for the rest of the movie when it's showing his

597
00:56:58,620 --> 00:57:02,700
since getting the tattoo showing from his perspective there's no audio playing during

598
00:57:02,700 --> 00:57:07,500
those clips but for every other rememory or every other splice memory there's audio that

599
00:57:07,500 --> 00:57:13,900
was like a cool attention to detail that they did like that I liked also when Jim Caviezel

600
00:57:13,900 --> 00:57:18,540
comes up to him the first time you see him I was like is that Christian Bale yeah I didn't

601
00:57:18,540 --> 00:57:22,740
look at any of the actors and then you told just told me it was Jim Caviezel the guy who

602
00:57:22,740 --> 00:57:29,220
played Jesus I was like oh my god I can I confused Jesus for Batman happens every day

603
00:57:29,220 --> 00:57:42,420
okay so oh yeah my next note Jim Caviezel Jesus Christ and I put live by the oh so when

604
00:57:42,420 --> 00:57:46,980
he asked like I'll give you 500 grand for it when he said no I was like yeah fuck yeah

605
00:57:46,980 --> 00:57:51,940
live by the code die by the code I think that if you're gonna be a cutter if you're gonna

606
00:57:51,940 --> 00:57:57,380
be a cutter you really have to go by the cutters the cutters rules I feel like that's well

607
00:57:57,380 --> 00:58:02,940
then should he acquit once he found out that he had a he had an implant for sure but I

608
00:58:02,940 --> 00:58:13,180
think at that point he was too obsessed with finding Lewis Hunt which by the way when the

609
00:58:13,180 --> 00:58:20,380
hunt happened for hunt I guess but when it but when he started looking for him I wrote

610
00:58:20,380 --> 00:58:25,740
I was like wait a minute why is he looking for him is it because he wants to delete that

611
00:58:25,740 --> 00:58:31,300
memory before anyone else can see that he was a coward and didn't help this kid or does

612
00:58:31,300 --> 00:58:36,000
he want to see it to see if he's remembering it correctly and so when we find out at the

613
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:40,340
end that he like that he didn't remember it correctly and that he did very much try to

614
00:58:40,340 --> 00:58:46,500
help this kid and the fact that the kid lived although that just still makes him a dick

615
00:58:46,500 --> 00:58:51,620
because he left like so he still should feel bad about leaving the kid traumatized brain

616
00:58:51,620 --> 00:58:55,580
though at that point as a child that you can kind of see what happened there because of

617
00:58:55,580 --> 00:58:59,420
his traumatized brain because you see even they even show it when they replay it how

618
00:58:59,420 --> 00:59:05,220
it was pain he stepped in yeah his traumatized kid brain thought he killed that kid for sure

619
00:59:05,220 --> 00:59:11,980
and I get that but he still left he still walked away like I mean did he tell did he

620
00:59:11,980 --> 00:59:16,900
tell anyone where little Timmy was or where little Lewis was no so he's that's still bad

621
00:59:16,900 --> 00:59:20,420
like he still did a bad thing he should still feel guilty about it and still should traumatize

622
00:59:20,420 --> 00:59:24,340
it and it was dumb but he was a kid I mean if anything it's a trespassing charge and

623
00:59:24,340 --> 00:59:28,220
that's it like the kid fucking fell yeah it's not like you pushed him yeah you tell it makes

624
00:59:28,220 --> 00:59:33,220
you wonder how how many times in different situations that have things like that happened

625
00:59:33,220 --> 00:59:37,540
it's like you wonder what the number is and what the circumstances were because that's

626
00:59:37,540 --> 00:59:42,020
something that happened a lot oh yeah just kids fucking around and then one of them dies

627
00:59:42,020 --> 00:59:45,500
and just nobody knows what the fuck happened there's some people walking around that's

628
00:59:45,500 --> 00:59:51,100
like fucking I remember I was I when I was like 10 years old I put my five-year-old sister

629
00:59:51,100 --> 00:59:54,860
in the in this golf cart that didn't have a windshield or whatever you know just like

630
00:59:54,860 --> 01:00:01,780
golf cart and we drove and I I crashed into a ditch she shot straight through the open

631
01:00:01,780 --> 01:00:08,060
windshield and almost fell off a cliff I mean we're so close to her just just I just not

632
01:00:08,060 --> 01:00:13,140
having a sister anymore for some stupid mistake like that and then you know I almost killed

633
01:00:13,140 --> 01:00:18,140
my little brother once and say kind of in a similar not similar to that but I I stuck

634
01:00:18,140 --> 01:00:24,020
him in a refrigerator oh shit and I didn't know as a kid you don't know that just there's

635
01:00:24,020 --> 01:00:31,380
no air in her fridge oh shit how long was it big like 10 minutes it was a long time

636
01:00:31,380 --> 01:00:36,980
he was couldn't breathe I got him I mean I went to open it because we were just around

637
01:00:36,980 --> 01:00:42,740
but as a kid your brain doesn't work right ten-year-old brains don't work I once probably

638
01:00:42,740 --> 01:00:47,220
one of the worst things that I would have taken out of my cut or memory would be when

639
01:00:47,220 --> 01:00:53,380
I was like I don't know six or seven we went camping with the Royal Rangers which is a

640
01:00:53,380 --> 01:00:59,300
ripoff of the Boy Scouts of America like a Christian ripoff and we went up camping and

641
01:00:59,300 --> 01:01:04,580
this one kid I guess his dad couldn't make it so he had to come with us and in my mind

642
01:01:04,580 --> 01:01:08,380
instead of just being like oh your dad couldn't make it cool we'll make you feel like family

643
01:01:08,380 --> 01:01:13,300
I'm so mad that he was getting in between me and my dad time and he was and he was annoying

644
01:01:13,300 --> 01:01:18,580
and so when we got to the top of the mountain I just took his backpack with all the shit

645
01:01:18,580 --> 01:01:23,220
and I threw it off the cliff and it what probably hundreds and hundreds if not thousands of

646
01:01:23,220 --> 01:01:28,620
feet down to the fucking ravine of a mountain and I got so much fucking trouble for that

647
01:01:28,620 --> 01:01:31,860
and then all that ended up happening is I had to share all my shit with this kid for

648
01:01:31,860 --> 01:01:37,260
the rest of the fucking screw yourself screwed myself over terrible but I might be remembering

649
01:01:37,260 --> 01:01:43,660
that wrong in my mind but then again I try to like I've told the story that where I where

650
01:01:43,660 --> 01:01:49,940
I went on a Jodie Foster took me in this check out on to dinner and an improv show and I

651
01:01:49,940 --> 01:01:55,620
was like okay now I've told this so many times am I remembering this correctly and I hit

652
01:01:55,620 --> 01:02:00,660
up the chick that that I went with like maybe ten years later I was like Jodie Foster took

653
01:02:00,660 --> 01:02:06,540
us out to dinner right and at first she's like I don't remember that and I was like

654
01:02:06,540 --> 01:02:10,900
and then she messaged me back she's like oh yeah totally because for her it's not as big

655
01:02:10,900 --> 01:02:16,860
of a deal because she knows her so like she for her she's like I guess maybe she took

656
01:02:16,860 --> 01:02:20,660
us and she's like yeah yeah totally and then we went to the show and I was like thank God

657
01:02:20,660 --> 01:02:26,900
so it did happen like that was one of those confirmation things where memory you just

658
01:02:26,900 --> 01:02:31,140
it's so unreliable what is one thing that you got it doesn't have to be anything crazy

659
01:02:31,140 --> 01:02:35,180
but if you had to remember you're dead now what is one thing you would want in there

660
01:02:35,180 --> 01:02:38,220
it doesn't have to be something fantastic it could be something stupid it could be I

661
01:02:38,220 --> 01:02:43,260
mentioned it earlier the first time I was discovering how to masturbate just that I

662
01:02:43,260 --> 01:02:51,420
was such a rock star right off the bat no let's see there's a few moments of improv

663
01:02:51,420 --> 01:02:56,980
that were pretty spectacular where it was a huge crowd in a packed theater and I had

664
01:02:56,980 --> 01:03:01,900
just done something cool with some friends and we were celebrating like a time that you

665
01:03:01,900 --> 01:03:06,340
fucking nailed it one show or something yeah I think there's a picture on my Facebook and

666
01:03:06,340 --> 01:03:10,940
my profile pics where it's just me and like three dudes just jumping in the air hugging

667
01:03:10,940 --> 01:03:17,180
each other that was one of the best moments of my life because we had just won yeah what

668
01:03:17,180 --> 01:03:23,620
did we win was that that was Newport Academy so that was we we had just won the IFL improv

669
01:03:23,620 --> 01:03:27,860
Federation League it's like a sports themed improv thing that they're still doing today

670
01:03:27,860 --> 01:03:33,900
I think and we were the first team to win and we went undefeated and it was fucking

671
01:03:33,900 --> 01:03:39,220
awesome and when we won we like you know it was it was just one of the best feelings I

672
01:03:39,220 --> 01:03:46,140
think I would want like a montage of my kids birth maybe be the probably the happiest ever

673
01:03:46,140 --> 01:03:52,620
was like the way to trump up fucking improv thing with an actual yeah you had your children

674
01:03:52,620 --> 01:03:57,340
great Brandon would you like to talk about your children like a like a censored version

675
01:03:57,340 --> 01:04:03,620
Mike yeah well I you know from the other end of the bread and what about you talking to

676
01:04:03,620 --> 01:04:08,620
the mic loudly please definitely would be the same thing birth of the kids I mean mine

677
01:04:08,620 --> 01:04:17,740
were c-section so it's a little bit more oh that's just music would you put it would

678
01:04:17,740 --> 01:04:21,740
you put a score to it would you want music or would you want to hear it just as is I

679
01:04:21,740 --> 01:04:26,660
would want to score I think I was going yeah and then ending with like you know me holding

680
01:04:26,660 --> 01:04:31,540
them for the first time yeah yeah like a nice nice music nice piano music kicks in it's

681
01:04:31,540 --> 01:04:35,420
just this beautiful swelling moment of you like holding your son for the very first time

682
01:04:35,420 --> 01:04:39,900
and I know the thing about that what you're saying about memories is I know that my memory

683
01:04:39,900 --> 01:04:46,860
of it is way the not what it is what I'm describing is not what it is because it's horrible yeah

684
01:04:46,860 --> 01:04:50,940
that's why that's why I'm asking yeah it was horrifying your brain doesn't let it do it

685
01:04:50,940 --> 01:04:55,140
it's horrifying but your brain at your brain kind of puts that music behind it when you're

686
01:04:55,140 --> 01:05:00,420
remembering like I remember it with like a score the whole time I was thinking are they

687
01:05:00,420 --> 01:05:05,860
gonna die are they all are they both gonna die right now like am I gonna go home empty

688
01:05:05,860 --> 01:05:12,100
handed and be like now I have nothing it is it's horrible it's absolutely horrible I think

689
01:05:12,100 --> 01:05:19,100
I I think I speaking of scores for it I think I think we'll we'll we'll pick the score and

690
01:05:19,100 --> 01:05:25,340
it's whoever wins high scores and right now it's a daft punk it's that daft punk song

691
01:05:25,340 --> 01:05:32,260
Andy made you want to you want to play it we'll just pretend Andy wait I'm not following

692
01:05:32,260 --> 01:05:36,940
what are we doing behind you know you're just doing a plug for high school right now he

693
01:05:36,940 --> 01:05:41,060
said that he his thing he would want us remember he is his kid's birth and you asked him if

694
01:05:41,060 --> 01:05:45,220
he would want to score oh and we didn't we didn't decide what score and I was like well

695
01:05:45,220 --> 01:05:52,580
we'll let high scores decide yeah well we'll type in Mike's birth of his children and Brennan's

696
01:05:52,580 --> 01:05:57,180
birth of his children we'll let AI make us a song of each we'll see who had the better

697
01:05:57,180 --> 01:06:05,940
birth just god AI is our overlord dude yeah what about you what would you be yours nothing

698
01:06:05,940 --> 01:06:11,060
crazy but there was this story that I always tell about me and my friends were at this

699
01:06:11,060 --> 01:06:16,180
part this house party and one of the one of the guys there was just this mean mugging

700
01:06:16,180 --> 01:06:22,060
like scar on his face like Cholo gangbanger from Phoenix like not friendly at all my hey

701
01:06:22,060 --> 01:06:26,540
man what's going on he just stares at me like that kind of scary got it and his girlfriend

702
01:06:26,540 --> 01:06:31,300
was there and the guy was having the party was banging this guy's girlfriend in another

703
01:06:31,300 --> 01:06:35,540
room somewhere and me and my friends were all underage were smoking were drinking in

704
01:06:35,540 --> 01:06:39,780
this one room with no furniture in it we're all just kind of hanging out in there just

705
01:06:39,780 --> 01:06:44,500
smoking and drinking listening to music whatever and that scary dude walks in because he's

706
01:06:44,500 --> 01:06:50,860
looking for that guy that's fucking his girlfriend and he grabs our friend homeless Tim and he

707
01:06:50,860 --> 01:06:56,100
pulls out a fucking screwdriver and tries to stab him and we all grab this guy we kick

708
01:06:56,100 --> 01:07:01,100
him out of the room and I'm like let's get everyone let's just get the fuck out of here

709
01:07:01,100 --> 01:07:06,060
and we're leaving we leave the house we get in the car we grab the rest of the beer and

710
01:07:06,060 --> 01:07:10,220
the weed and we're driving away we're like holy fuck we made it we're good we're safe

711
01:07:10,220 --> 01:07:14,980
and then a cop lights us up from behind and I'm in the passenger front seat and I have

712
01:07:14,980 --> 01:07:19,740
the weed and the beers in the trunk my friend just got this car he doesn't have his license

713
01:07:19,740 --> 01:07:24,940
on him we get pulled over I'm like putting the weed in the glove box and as soon as I

714
01:07:24,940 --> 01:07:29,380
shut the glove box and put my hand down the cop flashes the light in there and he doesn't

715
01:07:29,380 --> 01:07:33,260
search the car and he knows what happened at the house and so we're just telling him

716
01:07:33,260 --> 01:07:36,860
like yeah this dude was gonna like stab a guy so we just left you know we were just

717
01:07:36,860 --> 01:07:43,140
in there studying about Jesus in the Bible and all this crazy shit happened so we left

718
01:07:43,140 --> 01:07:48,500
and he didn't get us in trouble for he didn't ask us to pop the trunk that had the beer

719
01:07:48,500 --> 01:07:53,820
in it he didn't he didn't search the car didn't search us he just got our IDs and was like

720
01:07:53,820 --> 01:07:58,260
hey uh yeah that guy that guy was uh actually wanted to have warrants and phoenix and shit

721
01:07:58,260 --> 01:08:02,580
for gang stuff so we arrested him so like thank you and you guys can like go on your

722
01:08:02,580 --> 01:08:06,740
way uh you don't have you have a license you just don't have it on you whatever go and

723
01:08:06,740 --> 01:08:12,060
you're just like and like just that whole like so many things could have gotten gone

724
01:08:12,060 --> 01:08:16,100
wrong could have gotten stabbed could have gotten arrested for so many things yeah no

725
01:08:16,100 --> 01:08:21,620
that's intense uh i went to a new year's eve party once and they the guy i'm sure i've

726
01:08:21,620 --> 01:08:27,500
told this before but the guy some dude showed up super drunk and they kicked him out and

727
01:08:27,500 --> 01:08:31,540
he showed up like an hour later with a bunch of friends and when he kicked in the door

728
01:08:31,540 --> 01:08:35,980
like he came through the door aggressively had a machete in his hand and he just stabs

729
01:08:35,980 --> 01:08:40,860
a kid in the stomach and then all of his friends come in with knives and they just start fucking

730
01:08:40,860 --> 01:08:45,900
people up and it becomes a huge brawl and me and a bunch of people run out the backyard

731
01:08:45,900 --> 01:08:52,340
get the fuck out of there um and two of my buddies stayed behind and they started they

732
01:08:52,340 --> 01:08:58,220
got involved in the fight and when the cop showed up they were in the house and the cop

733
01:08:58,220 --> 01:09:02,340
goes in the backyard and he searches he goes backyard clear he walks into the living room

734
01:09:02,340 --> 01:09:07,340
where they were right next to where the backyard entrance was and he goes all right you guys

735
01:09:07,340 --> 01:09:11,480
sit right there i'll be right back and he goes into the other room and my buddy and

736
01:09:11,480 --> 01:09:15,760
my other buddy look at each other and they just bolt out the backyard and start hopping

737
01:09:15,760 --> 01:09:22,220
fences ferris bueler style until they get back to my neighborhood and the when we came

738
01:09:22,220 --> 01:09:26,580
around to the front uh while all the chaos was still going on that kid that got stabbed

739
01:09:26,580 --> 01:09:30,620
i saw him just against the garage just holding his stomach just sitting down while a bunch

740
01:09:30,620 --> 01:09:35,300
of people were going like oh my god like screaming around him and stuff uh i don't think there

741
01:09:35,300 --> 01:09:40,260
was any it wasn't that bad but it was like a stab dude that was insane like probably

742
01:09:40,260 --> 01:09:45,700
20 cops a bunch of fire trucks you know all like a bunch of like everybody showed up that

743
01:09:45,700 --> 01:09:49,500
i think there was a helicopter it was insane but that are always great stories when cops

744
01:09:49,500 --> 01:09:55,300
get involved yeah and i to this day if i had a remembering machine like one of these cutter

745
01:09:55,300 --> 01:10:02,660
deals or whatever i would i would love to revisit that night just to see like how like

746
01:10:02,660 --> 01:10:08,660
how how insane it really was in my mind i see it as as like a like a like a pretty intense

747
01:10:08,660 --> 01:10:14,140
situation but maybe just one kid got stabbed maybe the other ones didn't have knives you

748
01:10:14,140 --> 01:10:18,300
know like i can't remember i just when i see one kid get stabbed maybe it just in my mind

749
01:10:18,300 --> 01:10:22,260
i'm ai generating a bunch of fucking knives and all the other hands i have one more that's

750
01:10:22,260 --> 01:10:27,460
just a little innocent because there's too much stabbing in these two stories sure uh

751
01:10:27,460 --> 01:10:32,660
that's what reminded me of it me and my friend and like eight or nine of his friends uh were

752
01:10:32,660 --> 01:10:38,140
just in your belinda and we decided we want to stretch out saran wrap like from pole to

753
01:10:38,140 --> 01:10:44,220
pole on the street and have a car like you know that kind of thing and uh it's terrible

754
01:10:44,220 --> 01:10:49,940
it's nighttime we find a place to do it and we're hiding and it's set up and the first

755
01:10:49,940 --> 01:10:54,940
fucking car that rolls up to it is a cop car and he saw it from a mile away and just pulled

756
01:10:54,940 --> 01:10:58,740
up to it and one of the kids you know those little lamppost people have in their yard

757
01:10:58,740 --> 01:11:03,500
they're like solar powered he just took one of those and just hooked it at the cop car

758
01:11:03,500 --> 01:11:08,060
it bounces off of his windshield he turns his little spotlight on and he just sees nine

759
01:11:08,060 --> 01:11:13,060
kids fucking running away and we everybody scattered i got into someone's truck that

760
01:11:13,060 --> 01:11:17,900
i didn't even know at one of the kids and like i just hopped in the bed we all took

761
01:11:17,900 --> 01:11:23,740
off and then it just became like a rescue mission and we're like driving around like

762
01:11:23,740 --> 01:11:28,380
parks and neighborhoods like looking for our other friends like they just come out of the

763
01:11:28,380 --> 01:11:33,300
bushes like fucking seal team six and i cannot believe we got away with that dude that's

764
01:11:33,300 --> 01:11:37,980
insane that's a good question for this week yeah what's your remember oh yeah are we gonna

765
01:11:37,980 --> 01:11:42,020
do questions of the week i've like ignored that for like three episodes yeah because

766
01:11:42,020 --> 01:11:46,060
no one gives a shit nobody fucking calls and says have we checked to make sure that the

767
01:11:46,060 --> 01:11:51,020
number i keep putting on every episode description actually is the right one because i've i swear

768
01:11:51,020 --> 01:11:58,540
to god i've i've i've done it right now what's the number it's because i've already forgotten

769
01:11:58,540 --> 01:12:04,460
the number i've kind of given go to our website fried rice podcast on your phone it'll be

770
01:12:04,460 --> 01:12:09,980
on the bottom i've updated the website just a little bit and if they could do uh if they

771
01:12:09,980 --> 01:12:14,060
could do uh while you're alive to remember that would be better because then you could

772
01:12:14,060 --> 01:12:18,820
get your own stuff together yeah no that would be dangerous that reminds me that black mirror

773
01:12:18,820 --> 01:12:22,260
episode where they had the it's basically this where they had a camera in their head

774
01:12:22,260 --> 01:12:27,960
and you could just rewind and watch anything that you want all the time and he obsesses

775
01:12:27,960 --> 01:12:36,380
over this like his wife flirting with the oh yeah here ringing and welcome to fried

776
01:12:36,380 --> 01:12:42,140
rice podcast voicemail please go ahead just leave a voicemail with whatever the fuck is

777
01:12:42,140 --> 01:12:47,380
on your mind uh maybe i've asked for a specific thing this week maybe i haven't uh maybe you

778
01:12:47,380 --> 01:12:51,780
just want to say hi to the podcast but uh most likely we'll be playing these online

779
01:12:51,780 --> 01:13:00,180
so please leave a voicemail and have yourself uh right the rest of your day i guess hey

780
01:13:00,180 --> 01:13:06,340
i just wanted to have austin text me i think his voice is just so sexy and he's so funny

781
01:13:06,340 --> 01:13:12,020
and also fuck you mickey old bitch okay bye all right now let's see now let's see if that

782
01:13:12,020 --> 01:13:18,100
was the if that so that worked that's such a phoned in voicemail that is such a relief

783
01:13:18,100 --> 01:13:22,780
that we finally tested that after like 20 episodes of telling people to call that number

784
01:13:22,780 --> 01:13:29,100
and it's not just some guy some old confused guy with like living alone why do people keep

785
01:13:29,100 --> 01:13:34,980
calling me they're telling me like what they're gonna do if aliens invade they're they're

786
01:13:34,980 --> 01:13:44,380
what crazy stories like what why i love it though no we got a far first call who was

787
01:13:44,380 --> 01:13:53,900
us live on this show and the next one it could be you oh so in the movie when he's splicing

788
01:13:53,900 --> 01:13:58,140
it's got all those screens behind him like oh man look at him watching all these just

789
01:13:58,140 --> 01:14:05,180
different screens in front of it all time what is this 2024 i told you it was worth

790
01:14:05,180 --> 01:14:16,020
waiting it was a good one uh so uh oh yeah and then and then the movie takes a dramatic

791
01:14:16,020 --> 01:14:22,980
shift and i go oh god don't go to the study isabel i write as this little girl's being

792
01:14:22,980 --> 01:14:27,780
led into us into an uncomfortable situation with her father i'm like and then the motherfucker

793
01:14:27,780 --> 01:14:32,300
knew that was in his he knew he had the implant he's like they're gonna fucking love this

794
01:14:32,300 --> 01:14:36,540
like what the fuck that's gross he couldn't get that deleted he couldn't blow his head

795
01:14:36,540 --> 01:14:40,980
off when he knew he couldn't you want to know the worst part is that robin williams when

796
01:14:40,980 --> 01:14:48,020
he's splicing together this dude's life he gets so he cuts out the all the the molestation

797
01:14:48,020 --> 01:14:54,020
but he keeps the opening into what's going to be in the memory so from her perspective

798
01:14:54,020 --> 01:14:58,780
watch watching this her memory as sad as she's gonna be watching going like oh god i don't

799
01:14:58,780 --> 01:15:02,700
want to be here like this is whatever and then it's gonna show that night and she's

800
01:15:02,700 --> 01:15:07,140
gonna be like oh fuck what's about to happen and then it's just gonna cut to her to recital

801
01:15:07,140 --> 01:15:14,340
she's like okay but like bad editing robin bad that you don't and you know what's fucked

802
01:15:14,340 --> 01:15:21,260
up is like there's probably thousands of ones he could have used from any other night prior

803
01:15:21,260 --> 01:15:26,940
to that that would have been a genuine good night dad i love you that wasn't a terrified

804
01:15:26,940 --> 01:15:34,260
like what's happening like oh also that mom is hot as shit okay got absolute banger i

805
01:15:34,260 --> 01:15:40,220
know i know uh i i was i was head over heels for uh what was her name in assault on precinct

806
01:15:40,220 --> 01:15:47,700
13 oh boy i think i think i'm was that the chick that was also in reanimator uh no i

807
01:15:47,700 --> 01:15:54,260
think that's like the only movie she's ever done okay well i don't remember her uh okay

808
01:15:54,260 --> 01:15:59,700
but yeah okay so austin thinks the mom is hot yes we're we're on a really i didn't care

809
01:15:59,700 --> 01:16:04,660
about yeah well here's the thing it's weird about child molestation his brain goes oh

810
01:16:04,660 --> 01:16:09,420
no forget about that the mom's hot though yeah but i will i will say though palate cleanser

811
01:16:09,420 --> 01:16:14,700
from dark fucking scary shit i mean but but but but austin mike almost has a point here

812
01:16:14,700 --> 01:16:24,500
where it it's you watching this mom hide sex abuse from robin williams is such a disturbing

813
01:16:24,500 --> 01:16:30,420
setting to then get the boner to be like oh man that chick's hot yeah she's hiding sex

814
01:16:30,420 --> 01:16:36,740
abuse for her dead husband but fuck have i been too loud this whole fucking time there

815
01:16:36,740 --> 01:16:40,020
i'm gonna turn it down a little bit i'm so sorry everybody in the audience we're learning

816
01:16:40,020 --> 01:16:47,980
this is gonna get better just a little point to people uh oh god okay so i put this movie

817
01:16:47,980 --> 01:16:53,260
is uh engaging i forgot so engaging i forgot to smoke like i smoked in the beginning and

818
01:16:53,260 --> 01:16:58,980
then i was like damn i'm 45 minutes into this thing i need another hit so i got high um

819
01:16:58,980 --> 01:17:05,260
i wanted jim caviezel to shut up i said shut up hippie because he was like i don't give

820
01:17:05,260 --> 01:17:08,940
a shit that he doesn't like the i-corporate and they did not delve deep enough into what

821
01:17:08,940 --> 01:17:14,980
happened with his sister like what the fuck happened with his sister what happened like

822
01:17:14,980 --> 01:17:21,700
why did robin did they hook up were robin and his sister i think i don't even know but

823
01:17:21,700 --> 01:17:25,980
but then it then it uh then it's talking more about isabella and i put welcome to fried

824
01:17:25,980 --> 01:17:34,300
rice podcast where we smoke weed and talk about fucking this michael we talk about this

825
01:17:34,300 --> 01:17:41,980
this fucking dark dark shit i will say robin made a great move when he did talk to isabelle

826
01:17:41,980 --> 01:17:46,900
by opening up the door making a point to walk open and opening up the door to make her know

827
01:17:46,900 --> 01:17:52,900
that she is not trapped alone in a room with the man he sat a good distance apart from

828
01:17:52,900 --> 01:17:57,500
her he set boundaries he didn't cross any lines with her he was very good i don't know

829
01:17:57,500 --> 01:18:03,540
he should have been a a therapist i feel like it almost was written like he's a therapist

830
01:18:03,540 --> 01:18:07,860
because especially in that when it opens up did it not feel like a therapy session of

831
01:18:07,860 --> 01:18:14,500
that kid watching his father's life like it almost felt like like all right yeah it kind

832
01:18:14,500 --> 01:18:18,940
of is like any good funeral director or whatever they're kind of half therapists it's kind

833
01:18:18,940 --> 01:18:24,100
of what they do yeah that's fucked up that's a hard-knock life to be a fucking work at

834
01:18:24,100 --> 01:18:28,860
a funeral especially if you're a pervert and you all those pictures you're putting up online

835
01:18:28,860 --> 01:18:33,460
because remember our dead naked cold bodies our corpses are just going to be examined

836
01:18:33,460 --> 01:18:38,140
and the older you get the wrinklier and more disgusting it's going to be so leave a hot

837
01:18:38,140 --> 01:18:45,100
corpse and make it on a website if you can if you're a listener you at home i put the

838
01:18:45,100 --> 01:18:49,260
guillotine i get it now it cuts things that's when i got it 50 minutes into this movie it

839
01:18:49,260 --> 01:18:57,460
was a joke they made right at the top and i'm an idiot i don't know uh okay the fridge

840
01:18:57,460 --> 01:19:02,340
was a funny scene though because she's like what do you got in this fridge just there's

841
01:19:02,340 --> 01:19:09,140
jar of peas jar of peas jar thing not much uh she says which is great one egg in the

842
01:19:09,140 --> 01:19:14,620
door and then and then a great throwaway line that i loved which was uh she opens up the

843
01:19:14,620 --> 01:19:20,020
cabinet and she's like what's this he's like well it's some herbalist uh life that i was

844
01:19:20,020 --> 01:19:25,740
watching looked interesting that was one of the best examples of him living vicariously

845
01:19:25,740 --> 01:19:30,180
through all of these lives that he's watching that's his real life are these dead people's

846
01:19:30,180 --> 01:19:39,420
lives like i don't know that was interesting uh it was a cute choice where she ate it and

847
01:19:39,420 --> 01:19:45,620
then it was disgusting and threw it away yeah i like that it kind of brought it in realistic

848
01:19:45,620 --> 01:19:52,820
the uh the little the little tiny twinkie uh blonde boy that jim caviezel used as his

849
01:19:52,820 --> 01:19:58,260
assassin the whole time that cute little blonde boy the little boy band member um the tiny

850
01:19:58,260 --> 01:20:02,780
little man with the blonde hair uh who's supposed to be i guess the threatening fucking presence

851
01:20:02,780 --> 01:20:09,900
in this movie uh he is his best line clean dirty it's all the same to me i put blonde

852
01:20:09,900 --> 01:20:15,900
boy means business lol when jim caviezel goes you see my pretty little blonde blonde baby

853
01:20:15,900 --> 01:20:21,060
boy behind me he don't want to get him involved and then robin wood was like okay and just

854
01:20:21,060 --> 01:20:25,580
walks off middle-aged man 50 years old he's like okay fine this little baby blonde boy

855
01:20:25,580 --> 01:20:33,100
can come and you know i don't like right uh oh okay i did have an issue with this with

856
01:20:33,100 --> 01:20:36,900
this movie this just movie does a trope that i don't like and i didn't know i didn't like

857
01:20:36,900 --> 01:20:41,740
this until i saw this movie so this movie did either an egregious an egregious example

858
01:20:41,740 --> 01:20:49,700
of this or i don't watch most movies critically so one of those two but when he's getting

859
01:20:49,700 --> 01:20:55,340
his tattoo for blocking the when he finds out that he has an implant and he goes to

860
01:20:55,340 --> 01:21:00,660
the underground movement and they are giving him the blue tattoo to at least start cutting

861
01:21:00,660 --> 01:21:08,660
off the audio why is that chick being extra sexual now it's a tattoo parlor i understand

862
01:21:08,660 --> 01:21:15,740
that a lot of their gang hangs out there whatever but a tattoo like especially one that's designed

863
01:21:15,740 --> 01:21:19,300
for the purpose of what your entire group is about which is blocking and getting rid

864
01:21:19,300 --> 01:21:24,660
of this whole itech should just be a medical procedure it should just be oh yeah i got

865
01:21:24,660 --> 01:21:28,180
you please sit down i'm gonna wipe the back of your neck with an alcohol pad right now

866
01:21:28,180 --> 01:21:34,740
we'll get started uh it should be done relatively quickly not walking around seductively getting

867
01:21:34,740 --> 01:21:38,980
your face close to him almost kissing him every single time like oh yeah baby we're

868
01:21:38,980 --> 01:21:43,540
gonna put this tattoo all over your dick it's gonna be so hot you know like like she was

869
01:21:43,540 --> 01:21:49,220
seducing him and then for what reason for no reason and there's a and this happens all

870
01:21:49,220 --> 01:21:54,340
the time in movies if you go to anywhere that's not a rip like a reputable establishment in

871
01:21:54,340 --> 01:22:00,580
a movie the chances are the tattoo parlor guy the medicine person the fucking person

872
01:22:00,580 --> 01:22:04,060
you're getting advice from whoever they're all just sexual predators they're all just

873
01:22:04,060 --> 01:22:07,380
like we're gonna molest you a little bit while you're on this table before we get at you

874
01:22:07,380 --> 01:22:11,260
they're always weird in some ways they're always sexual it's always weird it's always

875
01:22:11,260 --> 01:22:16,380
weird even like the matrix dudes like like they were relatively hands off whatever but

876
01:22:16,380 --> 01:22:20,660
it's even a little bit didn't one of them kiss the forehead of one of them like or like

877
01:22:20,660 --> 01:22:27,660
uh didn't cipher lick the sweat off of like like neo at one point he takes his hand oh

878
01:22:27,660 --> 01:22:35,780
yeah this is the real taste of just weird yeah i don't know okay maybe like when i watched

879
01:22:35,780 --> 01:22:39,500
that scene i was thinking maybe it's because he's a cutter and like he's not supposed to

880
01:22:39,500 --> 01:22:43,540
be there so she's trying to slow him down and distract them while they're getting word

881
01:22:43,540 --> 01:22:49,660
out to people that are looking for him to look for uh they also said it's going to be

882
01:22:49,660 --> 01:22:55,900
very painful so distraction would make sense for that yeah yeah okay but hear me out you're

883
01:22:55,900 --> 01:23:01,260
a cutter you show up to this fucking place right and she tells you so she instead of

884
01:23:01,260 --> 01:23:05,380
seducing you for three minutes before giving you your for five minutes before giving you

885
01:23:05,380 --> 01:23:09,100
your tattoo why not just be like oh this is going to take about 45 minutes you cool with

886
01:23:09,100 --> 01:23:13,740
that it's i'm going to need some time to get my ink gun prepped and then i put somebody

887
01:23:13,740 --> 01:23:20,500
actually got a tattoo for this movie that's a real tattoo that has to be like they that

888
01:23:20,500 --> 01:23:26,500
was a real tattoo gun that was real skin real ink i think someone probably like no no but

889
01:23:26,500 --> 01:23:30,820
think about it it's not a bad thing all you have to do is be like does anyone plan on

890
01:23:30,820 --> 01:23:35,860
getting a tattoo soon would you be cool if it was this design is that cool with you and

891
01:23:35,860 --> 01:23:39,260
it will give you a thousand bucks you don't suppose the burn marks in the middle were

892
01:23:39,260 --> 01:23:44,180
real too then yeah that's probably why that person got the tattoo they're probably like

893
01:23:44,180 --> 01:23:48,660
yeah i've got this little burn mark i've always wanted to get a circle around just think about

894
01:23:48,660 --> 01:23:52,540
it someone outside of it's not robin williams just somebody because you didn't see him at

895
01:23:52,540 --> 01:23:57,380
all you just see the zoomed up that looked like it was a real tattoo being made am i

896
01:23:57,380 --> 01:24:02,500
wrong like it looked pretty realistic like as far as like people doing tattoos in movies

897
01:24:02,500 --> 01:24:07,420
this was a close up on real skin being fucking and it looked bruised at the end it looked

898
01:24:07,420 --> 01:24:10,620
they literally though do uh...

899
01:24:10,620 --> 01:24:11,660
mark out

900
01:24:11,660 --> 01:24:13,580
it's been a big

901
01:24:13,580 --> 01:24:15,420
look like human skin

902
01:24:15,420 --> 01:24:18,780
that's why they use big

903
01:24:18,780 --> 01:24:20,360
well if the guy that

904
01:24:20,360 --> 01:24:22,680
start in

905
01:24:22,680 --> 01:24:23,980
and paid to

906
01:24:23,980 --> 01:24:26,880
and he said that they would use pictures

907
01:24:26,880 --> 01:24:30,820
because after working on that movie he developed such a relationship with the pig

908
01:24:30,820 --> 01:24:33,340
that he became vegetarian and now is that

909
01:24:33,340 --> 01:24:36,460
animal animal uh... rights advocate the old man

910
01:24:36,460 --> 01:24:37,540
if you still like

911
01:24:37,540 --> 01:24:39,020
do do do

912
01:24:39,020 --> 01:24:40,220
the more you know

913
01:24:40,220 --> 01:24:42,300
that mike

914
01:24:42,300 --> 01:24:45,400
all the music

915
01:24:45,400 --> 01:24:47,420
what that's appropriate

916
01:24:47,420 --> 01:24:50,100
i don't know i just feel like bad guys

917
01:24:50,100 --> 01:24:54,580
probably give themselves an unnecessary bad rap when it comes to these kind of things

918
01:24:54,580 --> 01:24:58,380
because like if i personally want to go by drugs off of somebody

919
01:24:58,380 --> 01:24:59,660
or if i want to go get

920
01:24:59,660 --> 01:25:05,900
uh... a implant blocking tattoo is just a normal person i would not want some weird

921
01:25:05,900 --> 01:25:08,240
tattooed faced lady

922
01:25:08,240 --> 01:25:11,820
acting like a snake slithering all over my body as i'm getting ready for this

923
01:25:11,820 --> 01:25:15,900
otherwise important medical procedure i'd want someone professional

924
01:25:15,900 --> 01:25:17,600
and agree to disagree

925
01:25:17,600 --> 01:25:20,020
okay mike from someone who has a tattoo

926
01:25:20,020 --> 01:25:22,080
do you have a tattoo

927
01:25:22,080 --> 01:25:24,780
because i'm afraid when i go there i'm gonna get seduced

928
01:25:24,780 --> 01:25:26,220
you buy it was it

929
01:25:26,220 --> 01:25:30,140
that was sort of a point you might and where you go

930
01:25:30,140 --> 01:25:31,700
what all i'm saying

931
01:25:31,700 --> 01:25:38,340
i want to chew what not a lot of things but i did have a point uh...

932
01:25:38,340 --> 01:25:43,300
oh yeah when she shot up his console after finding out that he

933
01:25:43,300 --> 01:25:45,320
issue reacted a little bit

934
01:25:45,320 --> 01:25:48,460
like he really is just doing his job

935
01:25:48,460 --> 01:25:52,220
i don't think that he fell in love with her because of

936
01:25:52,220 --> 01:25:57,100
her exes for a second i forgot that he was watching her videos

937
01:25:57,100 --> 01:26:00,000
that was a bit too far

938
01:26:00,000 --> 01:26:02,900
that's when it started becoming like stalker-ish

939
01:26:02,900 --> 01:26:05,420
like especially because they never really established

940
01:26:05,420 --> 01:26:09,700
how well they knew each other before the thing like maybe that was their first

941
01:26:09,700 --> 01:26:11,020
interaction

942
01:26:11,020 --> 01:26:14,460
and he just kind of walked in acting like he knew her

943
01:26:14,460 --> 01:26:15,260
he knew her

944
01:26:15,260 --> 01:26:17,220
that couldn't be the first

945
01:26:17,220 --> 01:26:21,060
if that first library was their first

946
01:26:21,060 --> 01:26:23,940
interaction with each other he's just like

947
01:26:23,940 --> 01:26:25,700
and then later on uh...

948
01:26:25,700 --> 01:26:29,740
no no she definitely said about the the girlfriend robert's girlfriend finds out

949
01:26:29,740 --> 01:26:32,260
she was watching her ex-boyfriends videos

950
01:26:32,260 --> 01:26:35,700
uh... what was that tom cruise movie

951
01:26:35,700 --> 01:26:36,940
where uh...

952
01:26:36,940 --> 01:26:40,460
sorry no no no okay give me a fucking second i was in sorry

953
01:26:40,460 --> 01:26:43,940
i'm very i don't even blame you for doing it i'd i'd do that all the time

954
01:26:43,940 --> 01:26:47,340
and i'm gonna go to a movie i usually you guys just bounced on that right away

955
01:26:47,340 --> 01:26:49,620
you okay well really

956
01:26:49,620 --> 01:26:55,060
i didn't say a fucking word i was i was really i was ready to defend

957
01:26:55,060 --> 01:26:56,340
movie where uh...

958
01:26:56,340 --> 01:26:59,700
he's he keeps dying and reliving edge of tomorrow

959
01:26:59,700 --> 01:27:02,060
they renamed it or something that's why i was blanking on it

960
01:27:02,060 --> 01:27:04,820
and at the very end of the movie

961
01:27:04,820 --> 01:27:07,900
where he runs into her again and like went through all that shit so now you

962
01:27:07,900 --> 01:27:10,540
know he's just gonna fucking waltz through everything

963
01:27:10,540 --> 01:27:14,060
i mean how is it any different from that

964
01:27:14,060 --> 01:27:17,500
he just had all the cheat codes that's all he just knew every he knew every

965
01:27:17,500 --> 01:27:21,140
he knew every in and out so he just knew how to

966
01:27:21,140 --> 01:27:22,780
i understand

967
01:27:22,780 --> 01:27:24,600
if you want i get it groundhog day

968
01:27:24,600 --> 01:27:28,620
i was just thinking groundhogs day too because groundhog day as well when he uh...

969
01:27:28,620 --> 01:27:30,620
when he is it groundhog day

970
01:27:30,620 --> 01:27:34,080
groundhogs day

971
01:27:34,080 --> 01:27:36,060
no s it's not the hogs day

972
01:27:36,060 --> 01:27:38,860
it's just the day we celebrate groundhog

973
01:27:38,860 --> 01:27:41,680
yeah there's no apostrophe in it so

974
01:27:41,680 --> 01:27:44,100
in the movie title

975
01:27:44,100 --> 01:27:46,120
are you talking about the movie or the

976
01:27:46,120 --> 01:27:50,620
about the actual celebration of uh... what is it is only what about is it

977
01:27:50,620 --> 01:27:54,060
what month of them

978
01:27:54,060 --> 01:27:57,940
i don't care undone i'm not even a little say that's tangent

979
01:27:57,940 --> 01:28:00,180
is it like

980
01:28:00,180 --> 01:28:01,740
uh... well

981
01:28:01,740 --> 01:28:03,820
uh...

982
01:28:03,820 --> 01:28:05,740
i don't know what we just are doing about

983
01:28:05,740 --> 01:28:07,860
that the fact is he could have gone to a

984
01:28:07,860 --> 01:28:11,220
coffee shop he knew she was gonna be at watches that before that he could

985
01:28:11,220 --> 01:28:14,500
he could have just set himself up here's the problem gone in and know

986
01:28:14,500 --> 01:28:17,380
everything is watched the tutorial that's all he did

987
01:28:17,380 --> 01:28:19,860
here's the problem though is that he uh...

988
01:28:19,860 --> 01:28:24,100
i don't think he was really watching the x things she said

989
01:28:24,100 --> 01:28:27,820
it's easy to plug these in and figure out what they are so she was just going

990
01:28:27,820 --> 01:28:28,960
through his shit

991
01:28:28,960 --> 01:28:32,180
like she got curious and she was going through his guillotine stuff which she

992
01:28:32,180 --> 01:28:35,300
shouldn't be doing in the first place and she

993
01:28:35,300 --> 01:28:37,220
got it in her head

994
01:28:37,220 --> 01:28:40,220
he was watching her ex-boyfriend stuff

995
01:28:40,220 --> 01:28:42,760
wasn't he the cutter for her ex-boyfriend

996
01:28:42,760 --> 01:28:45,900
so it makes sense that he would have that information on her on his on his

997
01:28:45,900 --> 01:28:50,740
guillotine i don't think you're supposed to keep it and keep going back through

998
01:28:50,740 --> 01:28:53,880
she had no right to be mad she was going through his shit that is true

999
01:28:53,880 --> 01:28:57,780
and whether or not he was looking at her ex-boyfriend's shit to get like inside on

1000
01:28:57,780 --> 01:28:58,660
her

1001
01:28:58,660 --> 01:29:02,940
i mean i just wanted to know what your favorite flower was

1002
01:29:02,940 --> 01:29:06,260
and what sex positions you like because i'm a creep right now it is weird

1003
01:29:06,260 --> 01:29:07,900
it is weird so

1004
01:29:07,900 --> 01:29:09,340
i don't think she should have

1005
01:29:09,340 --> 01:29:14,220
fired a live gun inside the house that's dangerous that's just never a good idea

1006
01:29:14,220 --> 01:29:15,420
if you have a gun

1007
01:29:15,420 --> 01:29:16,940
i don't care how mad you are

1008
01:29:16,940 --> 01:29:19,420
don't fire it especially into machinery

1009
01:29:19,420 --> 01:29:22,460
because who knows what could happen gun safety is a priority and if you're going to

1010
01:29:22,460 --> 01:29:25,180
buy a gun make sure it has a fucking hammer

1011
01:29:25,180 --> 01:29:28,180
not just a some weird

1012
01:29:28,180 --> 01:29:28,940
gun that

1013
01:29:28,940 --> 01:29:30,580
wouldn't work

1014
01:29:30,580 --> 01:29:33,460
because didn't it not have a hammer

1015
01:29:33,460 --> 01:29:35,460
did it look like it was just

1016
01:29:35,460 --> 01:29:36,500
just nothing

1017
01:29:36,500 --> 01:29:37,380
but anyway

1018
01:29:37,380 --> 01:29:43,220
why a real gun? Oh no, that's a gun that's supposedly eighty years from now

1019
01:29:43,220 --> 01:29:46,780
so all i'm saying

1020
01:29:46,780 --> 01:29:49,660
i'm gonna pack another bowl in a second but uh...

1021
01:29:49,660 --> 01:29:51,460
i put hell of an ending

1022
01:29:51,460 --> 01:29:55,340
because i really like that jim caviezel was creeping through

1023
01:29:55,340 --> 01:30:01,060
robin williams life at the end it's just that it's a poetic sort of

1024
01:30:01,060 --> 01:30:02,300
justice

1025
01:30:02,300 --> 01:30:04,960
well except for then all the stuff's in there that's not

1026
01:30:04,960 --> 01:30:07,500
that he's not supposed to know either

1027
01:30:07,500 --> 01:30:14,500
because he had so everything he watched was in his memories

1028
01:30:15,140 --> 01:30:19,540
i'm saying for jim caviezel though he's gonna now destroy the eye network

1029
01:30:19,540 --> 01:30:21,980
like he's gonna he's gonna destroy eye tech

1030
01:30:21,980 --> 01:30:22,940
which will get

1031
01:30:22,940 --> 01:30:26,140
supposedly get rid of the zoe implants down the line

1032
01:30:26,140 --> 01:30:31,820
because he's gonna show that sexual

1033
01:30:31,820 --> 01:30:33,860
that stuff

1034
01:30:33,860 --> 01:30:36,500
like poor but think about poor isabelle

1035
01:30:36,500 --> 01:30:39,740
like she doesn't want people knowing about this it's already part of it was

1036
01:30:39,740 --> 01:30:42,140
shown in the remembering like a fucking weird

1037
01:30:42,140 --> 01:30:46,140
robin williams move that he did. I don't know that your take on we should keep hiding this is

1038
01:30:46,140 --> 01:30:49,680
necessarily the right take

1039
01:30:49,680 --> 01:30:51,140
i'm not saying

1040
01:30:51,140 --> 01:30:52,560
that you hide it

1041
01:30:52,560 --> 01:30:56,180
i'm saying you let her privately deal with it with her mother they address it

1042
01:30:56,180 --> 01:30:59,380
full on they go to therapy they take care of it but it doesn't need to be a

1043
01:30:59,380 --> 01:31:00,480
public thing

1044
01:31:00,480 --> 01:31:04,300
for the rest of her life it follows her around like a stigma

1045
01:31:04,300 --> 01:31:07,440
that's all i'm saying is that she should have some sense of privacy she

1046
01:31:07,440 --> 01:31:09,000
shouldn't be the

1047
01:31:09,000 --> 01:31:13,180
the girl that took down eye tech she shouldn't be the reason what i'm saying

1048
01:31:13,180 --> 01:31:17,260
is that the fact that you think it's a stigma for her is the problem i don't think

1049
01:31:17,260 --> 01:31:20,420
i don't think that or they could give her some

1050
01:31:20,420 --> 01:31:22,180
change her name

1051
01:31:22,180 --> 01:31:25,020
some sort of witness protection

1052
01:31:25,020 --> 01:31:26,260
they could do that

1053
01:31:26,260 --> 01:31:30,460
she could change her identity it should be him that has a stigma not her

1054
01:31:30,460 --> 01:31:32,460
hundred percent i agree

1055
01:31:32,460 --> 01:31:35,180
i agree

1056
01:31:35,180 --> 01:31:39,220
there's probably other things in his memory because they even showed robin

1057
01:31:39,220 --> 01:31:42,740
williams he's like if we talked about it shows like in the thing if this got out

1058
01:31:42,740 --> 01:31:46,100
if this got out this could destroy us right it's like what he's talking about with one of his

1059
01:31:46,100 --> 01:31:47,140
business partners

1060
01:31:47,140 --> 01:31:48,360
use that

1061
01:31:48,360 --> 01:31:51,860
like don't like he said that like they specifically brought the daughter into it

1062
01:31:51,860 --> 01:31:52,420
for like

1063
01:31:52,420 --> 01:31:55,700
no reason when there's other things that could destroy this company with the

1064
01:31:55,700 --> 01:31:58,700
information that they can get from this

1065
01:31:58,700 --> 01:32:01,020
i'm just saying there's ways for

1066
01:32:01,020 --> 01:32:04,560
her to keep her anonymity in the public eye

1067
01:32:04,560 --> 01:32:07,820
and have this shit dealt with which i do think that maybe they address

1068
01:32:07,820 --> 01:32:09,620
with her mom at the end because

1069
01:32:09,620 --> 01:32:13,700
there's no way that she can keep running from it not after they like there's that

1070
01:32:13,700 --> 01:32:15,140
moment on the stairs

1071
01:32:15,140 --> 01:32:17,500
where isabel runs up the stairs

1072
01:32:17,500 --> 01:32:20,700
you know not trusting her mom anymore to have her back

1073
01:32:20,700 --> 01:32:22,220
and so

1074
01:32:22,220 --> 01:32:24,980
they're they're probably hope they work on it

1075
01:32:24,980 --> 01:32:27,620
theoretically they existed

1076
01:32:27,620 --> 01:32:28,780
uh...

1077
01:32:28,780 --> 01:32:31,940
i do think the end of the the

1078
01:32:31,940 --> 01:32:36,980
it's kind of funny turned into a action movie for the last five minutes where

1079
01:32:36,980 --> 01:32:37,780
it's like

1080
01:32:37,780 --> 01:32:40,700
robin williams just start running for the service area

1081
01:32:40,700 --> 01:32:45,740
the other i i i started laughing just that has kind of just right yeah his

1082
01:32:45,740 --> 01:32:51,540
run is so bad it's a little anyway yeah it's it's it goes from like a very tense

1083
01:32:51,540 --> 01:32:52,780
moment

1084
01:32:52,780 --> 01:32:54,000
into

1085
01:32:54,000 --> 01:32:58,620
like uh... uh... uh... everett movie or something like behind enemy uh... what's

1086
01:32:58,620 --> 01:33:01,420
that movie uh... with will smith

1087
01:33:01,420 --> 01:33:05,360
it's what's that will smith movie uh... uh...

1088
01:33:05,360 --> 01:33:06,820
but you

1089
01:33:06,820 --> 01:33:10,400
you know the one with where he's he's got some secret information from the

1090
01:33:10,400 --> 01:33:12,200
government they're all after him

1091
01:33:12,200 --> 01:33:15,660
one of his earlier action movies

1092
01:33:15,660 --> 01:33:16,880
i think it's a

1093
01:33:16,880 --> 01:33:18,160
enemy of the state

1094
01:33:18,160 --> 01:33:21,220
that was based on the behind enemy lines of my mom with like

1095
01:33:21,220 --> 01:33:22,340
or else

1096
01:33:22,340 --> 01:33:24,820
you know what titles was different people

1097
01:33:24,820 --> 01:33:27,660
enemy of the state behind enemy lines

1098
01:33:27,660 --> 01:33:30,100
think about an enemy at the gate

1099
01:33:30,100 --> 01:33:33,700
uh... it's like one of those three all say in my head but uh...

1100
01:33:33,700 --> 01:33:34,740
that movie

1101
01:33:34,740 --> 01:33:39,540
the run that he did was like he was trying to do a will smith

1102
01:33:39,540 --> 01:33:44,140
whatever we just said enemy updates

1103
01:33:44,140 --> 01:33:46,820
what's the one will smith one

1104
01:33:46,820 --> 01:33:48,560
and the state

1105
01:33:48,560 --> 01:33:50,380
i'm never gonna remember that

1106
01:33:50,380 --> 01:33:54,420
behind enemy lines thank you that's a great movie starring will smith

1107
01:33:54,420 --> 01:33:56,020
do that was a to be

1108
01:33:56,020 --> 01:33:56,940
i haven't checked

1109
01:33:56,940 --> 01:33:57,820
but uh...

1110
01:33:57,820 --> 01:34:01,020
oh by the way

1111
01:34:01,020 --> 01:34:04,140
got into that to be insider program

1112
01:34:04,140 --> 01:34:05,640
and i've been messaging them

1113
01:34:05,640 --> 01:34:08,100
and i told them like a they asked like

1114
01:34:08,100 --> 01:34:12,440
you know what you like to be and i was also a we have a podcast

1115
01:34:12,440 --> 01:34:14,580
all randomly just

1116
01:34:14,580 --> 01:34:16,900
what movies were gonna watch and you have such a

1117
01:34:16,900 --> 01:34:18,100
wide variety of like

1118
01:34:18,100 --> 01:34:20,220
be movie schlocky stuff

1119
01:34:20,220 --> 01:34:21,260
mixed with

1120
01:34:21,260 --> 01:34:25,460
classics mixed with you know the occasional banger like cool originals

1121
01:34:25,460 --> 01:34:28,760
the ads are intrusive or too long

1122
01:34:28,760 --> 01:34:30,080
we love to be

1123
01:34:30,080 --> 01:34:31,020
don't we guys

1124
01:34:31,020 --> 01:34:34,860
yes yes we do

1125
01:34:34,860 --> 01:34:37,620
okay thank you

1126
01:34:37,620 --> 01:34:40,980
we love to be so much that if they were to

1127
01:34:40,980 --> 01:34:43,280
give us uh... to be spot

1128
01:34:43,280 --> 01:34:46,380
onto viewers like fried rice podcast you can watch us

1129
01:34:46,380 --> 01:34:49,380
pointed the camera a lot will be here to give us like a little

1130
01:34:49,380 --> 01:34:54,260
just enough money to build a tiny little set in the spare room that i don't keep

1131
01:34:54,260 --> 01:34:57,220
bodies in despite all of the rumors that we

1132
01:34:57,220 --> 01:34:59,260
this established on the show

1133
01:34:59,260 --> 01:35:00,300
uh...

1134
01:35:00,300 --> 01:35:01,700
yeah so anyway

1135
01:35:01,700 --> 01:35:05,260
we'd love to feel like there's a lot of problems with the ship that has been set

1136
01:35:05,260 --> 01:35:07,420
on this job

1137
01:35:07,420 --> 01:35:11,260
not for the other you see the movies on to be there's no problems with this

1138
01:35:11,260 --> 01:35:12,540
ship

1139
01:35:12,540 --> 01:35:13,980
yeah

1140
01:35:13,980 --> 01:35:17,100
they're they're gonna probably hires as a separate entity

1141
01:35:17,100 --> 01:35:20,420
they were like to be they don't want their name on it but like we have it

1142
01:35:20,420 --> 01:35:25,580
we didn't make it but not it's just the that's their first not a to be original

1143
01:35:25,580 --> 01:35:27,700
non to be

1144
01:35:27,700 --> 01:35:30,540
the only home

1145
01:35:30,540 --> 01:35:33,300
well if you want us to be you can definitely have a sweep in using you

1146
01:35:33,300 --> 01:35:36,420
exclusively for most of our movies other than

1147
01:35:36,420 --> 01:35:39,580
occasionally we have a guest come in that doesn't understand the rules and

1148
01:35:39,580 --> 01:35:43,420
they're just like a watch this movie that's you gotta pay for

1149
01:35:43,420 --> 01:35:44,300
uh...

1150
01:35:44,300 --> 01:35:48,380
now for that we do to be did she do to be bitch uh...

1151
01:35:48,380 --> 01:35:50,380
to be

1152
01:35:50,380 --> 01:35:52,060
or not to be

1153
01:35:52,060 --> 01:35:53,900
it's always to be

1154
01:35:53,900 --> 01:35:55,480
that's the answer that question

1155
01:35:55,480 --> 01:35:59,180
what now that that's something to be the name of someone's podcast about to be

1156
01:35:59,180 --> 01:36:02,820
yes they're gonna get hired because they had a better name nope it's gonna be a

1157
01:36:02,820 --> 01:36:06,420
segment on fried rice podcast that'll release every thursday after wednesday

1158
01:36:06,420 --> 01:36:07,180
friday

1159
01:36:07,180 --> 01:36:09,480
what's the night book club

1160
01:36:09,480 --> 01:36:11,860
but all i'm gonna do is suck toby's dick

1161
01:36:11,860 --> 01:36:12,820
for

1162
01:36:12,820 --> 01:36:16,740
that's what he meant that it's just gonna be a paid to be a good minute paid

1163
01:36:16,740 --> 01:36:19,120
to be a to be tall g

1164
01:36:19,120 --> 01:36:21,780
i'm gonna do you know what fuck it that's such a good idea

1165
01:36:21,780 --> 01:36:24,420
i'm gonna do it to be a ten minute to be a

1166
01:36:24,420 --> 01:36:28,260
where every week until they give us a fucking time until they give us a slot

1167
01:36:28,260 --> 01:36:29,400
you just go through the

1168
01:36:29,400 --> 01:36:31,660
to be treated as recommend random stuff

1169
01:36:31,660 --> 01:36:35,180
screen just start on the front yes i'm gonna browse their i'm just it's just

1170
01:36:35,180 --> 01:36:38,820
gonna be me browsing to be

1171
01:36:38,820 --> 01:36:40,640
and talking about to be

1172
01:36:40,640 --> 01:36:44,980
how much i loved to be recently added all that's great all that's great all

1173
01:36:44,980 --> 01:36:49,140
better check this one out of two days left two days left but

1174
01:36:49,140 --> 01:36:53,900
fury all not not what i'm not what i'm browsing to be

1175
01:36:53,900 --> 01:36:56,960
might be a movie but not a feeling i'm feeling you know what i mean that's

1176
01:36:56,960 --> 01:36:57,740
always

1177
01:36:57,740 --> 01:37:01,140
always a smiley face another movie a little bit on to be

1178
01:37:01,140 --> 01:37:01,860
here we go

1179
01:37:01,860 --> 01:37:05,060
so what's the moralist

1180
01:37:05,060 --> 01:37:08,540
the final cut don't know your don't be your wife

1181
01:37:08,540 --> 01:37:10,300
don't do any of the things that

1182
01:37:10,300 --> 01:37:15,260
probably will use it at all

1183
01:37:15,260 --> 01:37:16,580
i'm not really sure

1184
01:37:16,580 --> 01:37:18,180
i'm not sure

1185
01:37:18,180 --> 01:37:22,700
maybe the moral is is suicide under self-help

1186
01:37:22,700 --> 01:37:26,580
so that was a good line

1187
01:37:26,580 --> 01:37:29,540
i i wrote that down to and then i just put

1188
01:37:29,540 --> 01:37:32,720
because like thinking about holy shit anytime robin williams

1189
01:37:32,720 --> 01:37:35,500
like they keep showing that world's angriest dad thing

1190
01:37:35,500 --> 01:37:38,780
youtube where it's just like he says suicide

1191
01:37:38,780 --> 01:37:39,900
preventable

1192
01:37:39,900 --> 01:37:43,100
contact someone if you need help or whatever

1193
01:37:43,100 --> 01:37:43,860
and i mean

1194
01:37:43,860 --> 01:37:46,140
cheeses to do killed which is

1195
01:37:46,140 --> 01:37:47,020
alright

1196
01:37:47,020 --> 01:37:50,180
uh... i was as i said like what i took away

1197
01:37:50,180 --> 01:37:51,460
memory

1198
01:37:51,460 --> 01:37:52,580
not always

1199
01:37:52,580 --> 01:37:54,780
we talk

1200
01:37:54,780 --> 01:37:59,580
could be remembering something some way but reality happened

1201
01:37:59,580 --> 01:38:02,500
at sometimes the cornerstone

1202
01:38:02,500 --> 01:38:05,940
yet but even in this movie they leave it open to that that you did it might not

1203
01:38:05,940 --> 01:38:06,380
be

1204
01:38:06,380 --> 01:38:08,860
all these remembrances could be wrong

1205
01:38:08,860 --> 01:38:12,620
one that's why i think it is it is your memory it's not

1206
01:38:12,620 --> 01:38:14,940
it's not what really happened

1207
01:38:14,940 --> 01:38:17,080
it's not a video

1208
01:38:17,080 --> 01:38:21,500
it's your memory like i like the part when he showed the girl video and like

1209
01:38:21,500 --> 01:38:23,300
there were under the water

1210
01:38:23,300 --> 01:38:24,980
she's like what is all this

1211
01:38:24,980 --> 01:38:28,100
sometimes it can't be with reality

1212
01:38:28,100 --> 01:38:29,660
loose nation

1213
01:38:29,660 --> 01:38:33,700
i wish that scene was ten minutes long yeah and i wish that they went and put

1214
01:38:33,700 --> 01:38:36,900
the entire budget into the into that because

1215
01:38:36,900 --> 01:38:39,820
what an interesting concept if there was a spin-off

1216
01:38:39,820 --> 01:38:41,980
to this movie which again we

1217
01:38:41,980 --> 01:38:45,700
do sequels spin-offs prequels

1218
01:38:45,700 --> 01:38:49,500
will just pick a character in a fucking movie and will do an entire other movie

1219
01:38:49,500 --> 01:38:53,300
based in the universe that doesn't mean she'll be able to change with whatever

1220
01:38:53,300 --> 01:38:54,380
we need to do

1221
01:38:54,380 --> 01:38:55,380
uh... what

1222
01:38:55,380 --> 01:38:56,980
that's so cool

1223
01:38:56,980 --> 01:39:01,140
from the from the creators of the mac and me sequel and the smiley face sequel

1224
01:39:01,140 --> 01:39:02,420
yet comes

1225
01:39:02,420 --> 01:39:03,220
final cut

1226
01:39:03,220 --> 01:39:08,100
to the final cut a file of the we we mean it this time dreamland

1227
01:39:08,100 --> 01:39:10,580
awakening

1228
01:39:10,580 --> 01:39:14,380
tree i i i was i was thinking away to be like that it's final the final cut

1229
01:39:14,380 --> 01:39:16,160
awakening

1230
01:39:16,160 --> 01:39:19,100
we start the the cutter that helped him

1231
01:39:19,100 --> 01:39:20,220
do live

1232
01:39:20,220 --> 01:39:23,380
do like the live cutting that guy cuz i like them and what else is he been in

1233
01:39:23,380 --> 01:39:26,380
recently probably not a lot let's give another role

1234
01:39:26,380 --> 01:39:27,460
we bring him in

1235
01:39:27,460 --> 01:39:28,800
even the other chick

1236
01:39:28,800 --> 01:39:31,820
with her assistant i don't care we bring all the three of them in there the main

1237
01:39:31,820 --> 01:39:32,700
characters

1238
01:39:32,700 --> 01:39:35,900
and they as a richer looking at

1239
01:39:35,900 --> 01:39:38,660
don't know who is that guy was he in

1240
01:39:38,660 --> 01:39:42,060
that her assistant the we the like the little the little guy

1241
01:39:42,060 --> 01:39:44,380
yet with the curly black hair right yet

1242
01:39:44,380 --> 01:39:48,060
he looks just like that the live action as a printer

1243
01:39:48,060 --> 01:39:53,580
as a from the asoka star wars and i'm so sorry i haven't seen a show yet

1244
01:39:53,580 --> 01:39:58,060
uh... i until you said a show for right now i always thought was a shocker

1245
01:39:58,060 --> 01:40:00,560
right that's all for us so that there's no

1246
01:40:00,560 --> 01:40:02,820
well then i'm even more wrong

1247
01:40:02,820 --> 01:40:04,140
so i haven't i haven't

1248
01:40:04,140 --> 01:40:09,660
even heard it said allowed yet

1249
01:40:09,660 --> 01:40:13,780
that's easy enough it would just be him doing like uh... he would special or we

1250
01:40:13,780 --> 01:40:17,660
follow new cutter that specializes entirely

1251
01:40:17,660 --> 01:40:20,180
people who have broken

1252
01:40:20,180 --> 01:40:22,260
broken zoe

1253
01:40:22,260 --> 01:40:24,540
and have that dream like uh...

1254
01:40:24,540 --> 01:40:27,540
reality might not even have to be a movie could be a show about so many

1255
01:40:27,540 --> 01:40:30,620
different things that you could attack about like

1256
01:40:30,620 --> 01:40:31,740
you do like black

1257
01:40:31,740 --> 01:40:34,460
consequences aftermath

1258
01:40:34,460 --> 01:40:35,580
there could be people

1259
01:40:35,580 --> 01:40:37,780
who collect memories and they try to like

1260
01:40:37,780 --> 01:40:39,540
boondock saints like

1261
01:40:39,540 --> 01:40:42,340
that people who did that shit

1262
01:40:42,340 --> 01:40:45,460
there could be like a whole a whole bunch of the system to be good like a

1263
01:40:45,460 --> 01:40:49,540
vigilante group speaking of speaking of boondock st c shit your i've completely

1264
01:40:49,540 --> 01:40:53,380
forgot i didn't even write this down as a as a note but when he went bought that

1265
01:40:53,380 --> 01:40:54,660
gun

1266
01:40:54,660 --> 01:40:57,900
when he just walked up to that guy it felt like unbreakable

1267
01:40:57,900 --> 01:41:00,860
where he walked up to the issue like a super hero is just like

1268
01:41:00,860 --> 01:41:01,840
i know who you are

1269
01:41:01,840 --> 01:41:05,140
i know you got that scar i know exactly all the bad things that you've done the

1270
01:41:05,140 --> 01:41:05,860
guys just

1271
01:41:05,860 --> 01:41:07,720
seeking a new corner crime

1272
01:41:07,720 --> 01:41:11,300
and then you sold the gun to that one guy killed his own brother

1273
01:41:11,300 --> 01:41:12,900
you know just the i need a gun

1274
01:41:12,900 --> 01:41:17,740
okay just take it will be a lot of soul fucking

1275
01:41:17,740 --> 01:41:18,300
that's it

1276
01:41:18,300 --> 01:41:20,180
insane amount of power to have

1277
01:41:20,180 --> 01:41:22,460
over somebody

1278
01:41:22,460 --> 01:41:26,140
insane

1279
01:41:26,140 --> 01:41:28,540
i mean damn i like this technology i do

1280
01:41:28,540 --> 01:41:31,980
you know how i would prefer this technology is how they had in

1281
01:41:31,980 --> 01:41:36,140
final fantasy spirits within the movie that

1282
01:41:36,140 --> 01:41:37,460
love it or hate it

1283
01:41:37,460 --> 01:41:39,060
is uh...

1284
01:41:39,060 --> 01:41:40,980
well a lot of people hate it

1285
01:41:40,980 --> 01:41:45,420
i like it was kinda boring but it's really pretty

1286
01:41:45,420 --> 01:41:48,040
shh it's just a dream recorder

1287
01:41:48,040 --> 01:41:52,400
and so you just have it next to your bed it records that night's dreams and

1288
01:41:52,400 --> 01:41:54,020
you can like watch them

1289
01:41:54,020 --> 01:41:55,300
like the next day

1290
01:41:55,300 --> 01:41:58,620
but that's a cool that that's future tech i would want

1291
01:41:58,620 --> 01:42:02,340
maybe not cameras in your eye that records your every waking moment and

1292
01:42:02,340 --> 01:42:04,680
shows the world

1293
01:42:04,680 --> 01:42:07,220
weird sex life in your weird

1294
01:42:07,220 --> 01:42:08,220
hobbies and

1295
01:42:08,220 --> 01:42:11,440
how much time you spend for the t b instead of doing things

1296
01:42:11,440 --> 01:42:14,180
it's like they splice my life together to be

1297
01:42:14,180 --> 01:42:17,020
watching a lot of shows so i would be

1298
01:42:17,020 --> 01:42:20,900
another one after the crazy stories would be every time

1299
01:42:20,900 --> 01:42:24,020
drop something and it's like ended up across the room

1300
01:42:24,020 --> 01:42:25,640
like all those fucking things like

1301
01:42:25,640 --> 01:42:32,640
jesus christ like i wish people would solve that now all those

1302
01:42:35,140 --> 01:42:37,920
i'm just not allowed to take a hit am i you're just gonna have dead air every

1303
01:42:37,920 --> 01:42:39,420
time guys

1304
01:42:39,420 --> 01:42:40,180
every time

1305
01:42:40,180 --> 01:42:43,740
i can't i can't i can't be away from the mic for twenty seconds we thought it was for the

1306
01:42:43,740 --> 01:42:47,740
sound bite

1307
01:42:47,740 --> 01:42:50,340
let's get let's give this movie a rating

1308
01:42:50,340 --> 01:42:52,660
what an intense movie

1309
01:42:52,660 --> 01:42:55,100
what like like

1310
01:42:55,100 --> 01:42:55,780
that was good

1311
01:42:55,780 --> 01:42:58,700
i'm okay i'll go first

1312
01:42:58,700 --> 01:43:00,620
thought it was great

1313
01:43:00,620 --> 01:43:02,140
thought-provoking

1314
01:43:02,140 --> 01:43:04,780
great performance by everybody

1315
01:43:04,780 --> 01:43:06,860
uh... i like the concept

1316
01:43:06,860 --> 01:43:09,000
like the plot i liked

1317
01:43:09,000 --> 01:43:10,540
how it all strung together

1318
01:43:10,540 --> 01:43:12,760
i liked the through line of him as a kid

1319
01:43:12,760 --> 01:43:14,460
like that it wasn't the right memory

1320
01:43:14,460 --> 01:43:18,380
so i mean i guess i'm forced to give this a b

1321
01:43:18,380 --> 01:43:20,300
i give this movie a b

1322
01:43:20,300 --> 01:43:25,300
i i love movies like this uh... like in time or the island where like everything

1323
01:43:25,300 --> 01:43:27,740
else is normal but there's just this weird

1324
01:43:27,740 --> 01:43:29,820
yeah that's great minority report like

1325
01:43:29,820 --> 01:43:34,180
i love movies like that it fits right into that great movies

1326
01:43:34,180 --> 01:43:35,460
and uh...

1327
01:43:35,460 --> 01:43:39,420
the only thing the only problem i actually had with it was that they didn't

1328
01:43:39,420 --> 01:43:41,900
delve more into that universe

1329
01:43:41,900 --> 01:43:45,580
and like the implications of things and the consequences of things and like show what

1330
01:43:45,580 --> 01:43:47,380
happens afterwards it just

1331
01:43:47,380 --> 01:43:49,460
it leaves it all to your imagination but i mean like

1332
01:43:49,460 --> 01:43:54,220
you could have shown like a couple clips of something

1333
01:43:54,220 --> 01:43:57,340
anything like what people are doing with all the memories maybe they

1334
01:43:57,340 --> 01:44:00,880
maybe because they found shit about the guy who started the

1335
01:44:00,880 --> 01:44:04,020
i'm going to be been there but they they didn't go to be they didn't go deeper

1336
01:44:04,020 --> 01:44:05,040
into it they didn't

1337
01:44:05,040 --> 01:44:06,820
show like maybe just a few clips of

1338
01:44:06,820 --> 01:44:09,540
some things that happened after everything

1339
01:44:09,540 --> 01:44:10,500
or you know

1340
01:44:10,500 --> 01:44:13,360
just add it just thought people don't like it they're protesting there's an

1341
01:44:13,360 --> 01:44:15,620
underground group that wants to stop it okay well

1342
01:44:15,620 --> 01:44:16,980
there's probably more to that

1343
01:44:16,980 --> 01:44:20,340
well i don't know it shows just a little bit it reminds me a little bit of the

1344
01:44:20,340 --> 01:44:21,340
first uh...

1345
01:44:21,340 --> 01:44:24,660
purge movie maybe there's a porn shop where they're selling people sex memories

1346
01:44:24,660 --> 01:44:25,100
or something

1347
01:44:25,100 --> 01:44:27,340
yeah all kinds of things like that

1348
01:44:27,340 --> 01:44:29,060
so because

1349
01:44:29,060 --> 01:44:32,140
i i love the movie that i love this kind of movie so i gave it a B

1350
01:44:32,140 --> 01:44:34,580
it would have been a B plus if they did just a few more things like that

1351
01:44:34,580 --> 01:44:35,820
i think probably

1352
01:44:35,820 --> 01:44:38,980
in my mind that's probably what held me back from a plus as well is that they

1353
01:44:38,980 --> 01:44:40,620
didn't do enough world building

1354
01:44:40,620 --> 01:44:43,260
it's such a great concept and they didn't build the world up enough there

1355
01:44:43,260 --> 01:44:46,280
should have been like when you walk around cyberpunk and you see

1356
01:44:46,280 --> 01:44:47,900
dildos on and mass

1357
01:44:47,900 --> 01:44:51,180
supply you know because that's just the future that it is

1358
01:44:51,180 --> 01:44:53,900
this should have had your right memories for sale

1359
01:44:53,900 --> 01:44:55,580
bootleg memories

1360
01:44:55,580 --> 01:44:59,220
uh... there should be people selling memories i got a memory of a guy you

1361
01:44:59,220 --> 01:44:59,920
know

1362
01:44:59,920 --> 01:45:03,100
what killed somebody or guy kill himself for you know

1363
01:45:03,100 --> 01:45:04,380
is that like

1364
01:45:04,380 --> 01:45:06,560
is that's what would happen i think yeah

1365
01:45:06,560 --> 01:45:10,600
yeah or uh... people would sell yet it would just be

1366
01:45:10,600 --> 01:45:13,940
yeah okay i think that's probably help me back as well

1367
01:45:13,940 --> 01:45:15,340
uh... yeah

1368
01:45:15,340 --> 01:45:20,100
i i i don't know how

1369
01:45:20,100 --> 01:45:24,860
these kind of psychological these kind of thrillers are more fun

1370
01:45:24,860 --> 01:45:25,580
bro

1371
01:45:25,580 --> 01:45:27,340
yeah i definitely enjoyed it

1372
01:45:27,340 --> 01:45:31,540
all the way through

1373
01:45:31,540 --> 01:45:32,300
listing

1374
01:45:32,300 --> 01:45:35,460
is very interesting because i picked this movie

1375
01:45:35,460 --> 01:45:38,700
and i was thought i was picking a robin williams but he which i was it was just

1376
01:45:38,700 --> 01:45:40,700
suicidal robin williams instead of

1377
01:45:40,700 --> 01:45:44,620
robin williams oh hey i was gonna splice up your memories here

1378
01:45:44,620 --> 01:45:49,900
who says the wrong one that you're gonna

1379
01:45:49,900 --> 01:45:52,140
uh... you know what i i i didn't think

1380
01:45:52,140 --> 01:45:56,420
what's going to be the big goodwill hunting feel like a richard prior special

1381
01:45:56,420 --> 01:46:01,460
uh... oh my god he's the summary it was pretty depressing

1382
01:46:01,460 --> 01:46:04,600
yes press it's a good movie

1383
01:46:04,600 --> 01:46:08,580
so uh... be minus

1384
01:46:08,580 --> 01:46:11,820
it

1385
01:46:11,820 --> 01:46:14,220
was hard to take notes i had to

1386
01:46:14,220 --> 01:46:17,980
what but then when i saw that sexy tattoo dance site diet did get

1387
01:46:17,980 --> 01:46:22,120
i was able to pause it for a moment and get into some noting uh... but

1388
01:46:22,120 --> 01:46:27,220
will you be minus has no effect on the overall score mike this is a solid b

1389
01:46:27,220 --> 01:46:30,260
excellent

1390
01:46:30,260 --> 01:46:32,400
the movie that i picked

1391
01:46:32,400 --> 01:46:36,980
is a fun interesting movie i think that uh... maybe has gone under under

1392
01:46:36,980 --> 01:46:38,840
people's radars

1393
01:46:38,840 --> 01:46:40,940
and i've seen it a couple of times

1394
01:46:40,940 --> 01:46:42,440
and i like it quite a bit

1395
01:46:42,440 --> 01:46:45,320
and i will pull it up right now for you guys to see

1396
01:46:45,320 --> 01:46:53,760
it is

1397
01:46:53,760 --> 01:46:55,540
there we go the nine's

1398
01:46:55,540 --> 01:47:02,020
starring ryan reynolds

1399
01:47:02,020 --> 01:47:05,040
please don't make me hate that poll with this movie all night all

1400
01:47:05,040 --> 01:47:08,300
but all this was uh... i haven't seen reynolds in anything that i didn't like

1401
01:47:08,300 --> 01:47:10,260
and i really don't want that

1402
01:47:10,260 --> 01:47:14,580
so this is a young reynolds is two thousand seven i won't give away

1403
01:47:14,580 --> 01:47:18,780
the plot because you guys are gonna have to watch it but it's he plays three

1404
01:47:18,780 --> 01:47:21,140
different characters

1405
01:47:21,140 --> 01:47:23,280
lives are connected somehow

1406
01:47:23,280 --> 01:47:27,640
and it's a definite one of those mine trippy kind of movies at some point i

1407
01:47:27,640 --> 01:47:28,960
believe

1408
01:47:28,960 --> 01:47:31,560
what do you think the whole thing like it's it's

1409
01:47:31,560 --> 01:47:34,960
it's i'm pretty sure it's his best performance as far as a

1410
01:47:34,960 --> 01:47:37,340
or

1411
01:47:37,340 --> 01:47:41,000
mommy but then he's also done cool shit since then

1412
01:47:41,000 --> 01:47:42,680
and i also like the other

1413
01:47:42,680 --> 01:47:44,360
i would say this is

1414
01:47:44,360 --> 01:47:46,460
pretty damn good right now

1415
01:47:46,460 --> 01:47:48,560
better like even better than

1416
01:47:48,560 --> 01:47:49,560
there i say it

1417
01:47:49,560 --> 01:47:52,220
and wilder

1418
01:47:52,220 --> 01:47:55,040
i don't just of just i know everyone

1419
01:47:55,040 --> 01:47:57,000
which is in the realm of like

1420
01:47:57,000 --> 01:48:02,520
we says

1421
01:48:02,520 --> 01:48:05,080
that's exactly kind of the area that you put this in

1422
01:48:05,080 --> 01:48:09,760
voices is like this is one of his it's just a strange avant-garde

1423
01:48:09,760 --> 01:48:11,680
movie

1424
01:48:11,680 --> 01:48:14,360
i think is maybe a critique of hollywood if i remember correctly it's been a

1425
01:48:14,360 --> 01:48:17,360
while since i've seen it i read today for blockbuster

1426
01:48:17,360 --> 01:48:21,040
how many times i'm gonna say that this podcast

1427
01:48:21,040 --> 01:48:25,040
like if i show you guys my wallets i still have my blockbuster card it blocks

1428
01:48:25,040 --> 01:48:26,520
my i d

1429
01:48:26,520 --> 01:48:29,960
like it's uh... you open up first thing he sees my blockbuster cars for your

1430
01:48:29,960 --> 01:48:31,960
uh... autopsy guys

1431
01:48:31,960 --> 01:48:35,600
yet that's what i'm hoping what is a blockbuster yeah

1432
01:48:35,600 --> 01:48:39,760
will be gentle but we're gonna wake up on the table slabs don't show anyone

1433
01:48:39,760 --> 01:48:41,280
uh...

1434
01:48:41,280 --> 01:48:44,260
the last night for my finger in my butthole and i say please

1435
01:48:44,260 --> 01:48:46,000
but if you do

1436
01:48:46,000 --> 01:48:50,920
now you put your blockbuster card

1437
01:48:50,920 --> 01:48:52,520
credit card slot yeah

1438
01:48:52,520 --> 01:48:53,600
that's great

1439
01:48:53,600 --> 01:48:57,320
i would actually be okay if my if my gravestone was uh...

1440
01:48:57,320 --> 01:49:01,760
a replica of a blockbuster card with my name and date of birth and death on

1441
01:49:01,760 --> 01:49:02,880
there

1442
01:49:02,880 --> 01:49:06,440
that'd be great just future ideas and imagine in like three hundred years

1443
01:49:06,440 --> 01:49:10,720
somebody's walking around in grave sites and sees that doesn't take any idea

1444
01:49:10,720 --> 01:49:13,480
they take a laser etching uh...

1445
01:49:13,480 --> 01:49:17,880
their robot a i man servant takes a laser etching

1446
01:49:17,880 --> 01:49:21,720
uh... they're like what is it they take it over the historical chronicles

1447
01:49:21,720 --> 01:49:23,080
whoever's you know

1448
01:49:23,080 --> 01:49:25,280
i'm whoever's governing

1449
01:49:25,280 --> 01:49:27,160
the historical chronicles at this point

1450
01:49:27,160 --> 01:49:29,840
whoever you're allowed to get your information from because we're going to

1451
01:49:29,840 --> 01:49:32,920
go in the future you got robot laser servants

1452
01:49:32,920 --> 01:49:35,840
i think we're living in a world already where they're trying to control what

1453
01:49:35,840 --> 01:49:37,300
kids are listening to and

1454
01:49:37,300 --> 01:49:39,940
by painting books and shit there's been over four thousand

1455
01:49:39,940 --> 01:49:42,160
book bands last year all you saw

1456
01:49:42,160 --> 01:49:47,920
and that's and that's and that's ridiculous my gravestones gonna say you just lost the game

1457
01:49:47,920 --> 01:49:49,080
so that's funny

1458
01:49:49,080 --> 01:49:51,240
that's great i like that

1459
01:49:51,240 --> 01:49:52,560
so movies gonna be the nines

1460
01:49:52,560 --> 01:49:55,040
two thousand seven run around

1461
01:49:55,040 --> 01:49:56,600
uh... this is

1462
01:49:56,600 --> 01:49:58,460
in the season premiere

1463
01:49:58,460 --> 01:50:00,760
we're pretending like you're not there

1464
01:50:00,760 --> 01:50:01,580
but now

1465
01:50:01,580 --> 01:50:03,920
we're back with you

1466
01:50:03,920 --> 01:50:06,800
there's a point so you know that you know what's going on

1467
01:50:06,800 --> 01:50:09,060
uh...

1468
01:50:09,060 --> 01:50:10,160
this has been fun

1469
01:50:10,160 --> 01:50:13,360
we're gonna continue to do camera stuff maybe different angles maybe we'll have

1470
01:50:13,360 --> 01:50:18,260
uh... difference maybe we'll have a table at some point

1471
01:50:18,260 --> 01:50:19,840
hopefully soon

1472
01:50:19,840 --> 01:50:24,200
thanks for joining us this is our first episode

1473
01:50:24,200 --> 01:50:30,440
season three fried rice podcast with me as always is

1474
01:50:30,440 --> 01:50:33,800
if he had

1475
01:50:33,800 --> 01:50:36,600
the nines i don't know see i don't have a joke ready for that one yet so i'm just

1476
01:50:36,600 --> 01:50:38,680
gonna have to go back to the final cut

1477
01:50:38,680 --> 01:50:43,020
honestly if you were to at austin if you were to really splice his life together

1478
01:50:43,020 --> 01:50:46,320
it would just be a lot of just not measuring up to what he thought he was

1479
01:50:46,320 --> 01:50:48,400
going to end up being

1480
01:50:48,400 --> 01:50:50,200
just looking in the mirror with kind of a

1481
01:50:50,200 --> 01:50:54,320
rejected feeling and just knowing that if he just gets through today

1482
01:50:54,320 --> 01:50:56,320
it'll be maybe okay

1483
01:50:56,320 --> 01:50:59,560
hey that mom was hot i don't give a fuck

1484
01:50:59,560 --> 01:51:01,320
with us as always

1485
01:51:01,320 --> 01:51:06,280
is michael he you know i wasn't kidding i'm gonna maybe secretly start feeding

1486
01:51:06,280 --> 01:51:08,680
him cheeseburgers to slowly take off

1487
01:51:08,680 --> 01:51:11,620
months or days of his weeks of his life

1488
01:51:11,620 --> 01:51:16,140
each time he does something to annoy me i'm willing to slowly kill

1489
01:51:16,140 --> 01:51:18,260
one of my friends because

1490
01:51:18,260 --> 01:51:20,760
i'm just at petty larson

1491
01:51:20,760 --> 01:51:23,120
chile also got up that's why

1492
01:51:23,120 --> 01:51:24,420
that's the reason why

1493
01:51:24,420 --> 01:51:29,480
with us is always as pause the music待待待待待待待待待待

1494
01:51:29,480 --> 01:51:33,040
waitbrenton dana person up to boston

1495
01:51:33,040 --> 01:51:34,420
that's right everybody

1496
01:51:34,420 --> 01:51:39,200
your first name and i'm your host andy rice this has been a fried rice podcast

1497
01:51:39,200 --> 01:51:41,480
you guys have been the fried

1498
01:51:41,480 --> 01:51:44,460
rice presidents

1499
01:51:44,460 --> 01:51:47,240
that's all she wrote that's a terrible

1500
01:51:47,240 --> 01:51:50,320
this you know what let's just restart this whole thing should we go back from

1501
01:51:50,320 --> 01:52:17,400
the top