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And welcome to the first on video motherfuckers live-ish well not really it's the same recorded
bullshit as always but season 3 premiere of fried rice podcast I'm your host Andy Rice
let's get right I'm gonna stop pointing at the camera I hate that move already it's
all right I've done it three times and I hate it but that's for you guys just forget it's
there with me as always is actually you know what it's gonna be different because I'm gonna
add music and post this so just imagine there's music going on everybody like oh man there's
some cool fucking music going on all right so with me as always is Michael he's lucky
to be alive Larson Chelyos motherfucker no my god no that's a season ago we don't we're
not rehashing you've already ruined season 3 you picked a movie that has literally child
molestation in it and I thought maybe that would kind of ruin the season premiere but
no it's that stupid Chelyos bullshit with us as always is if you were to splice if you
had to cut his life together a lot of it would just be him driving three hours to be here
Austin Farrell check me out at EB games and with us as always EB games oh man RIP RIP
go to Moncler Plaza EB game with us as always is Brennan pause the music
Hello everybody alright cool welcome everybody to season 3 premiere I'm already at the edge
of my seat this is how I operate my entire podcast no one's ever called me out on that
but like literally I'm always like right here and it's because I want to take hits and I
want to be in the middle of the action and stuff so yeah we got the professional setup
ish I mean it's like low end who cares we got keep pointing that's my thing now I'm
gonna do it all the time it's now my signature move and you won't have an episode without
it baby hello audience yeah no you can't now you now you've ruined the point Mike now if
I point I'm gonna look like an old bitch knockoff and I don't like it here's our faces aren't
they wonderful yeah so how was everyone's week anything anything special happened anybody
I see you're growing your beard out oh go ahead oh that's right yeah I got back from
Vegas and that was that was an interesting trip I mean it was a work trip but a lot more
play than work so it was fun you had an opportunity to see Billy Idol and I thought it was more
classes and I was like fuck that I want to go home and see my kids and about 10 minutes
into my drive home when I'm already out of getting out of Vegas dealing with all that
bullshit I get the Texas says oh this was the Billy Idol concert fuck that was the only
thing I wanted to see if only you had more information more more more I recently got
blessed with a little bit of money so now bills aren't really a problem for the foreseeable
future and I can actually get some nice things I got that PlayStation portal I got a new
TV priorities man I got a bunch of shit on Amazon that's been in my wishlist like forever
but yeah shipping to my house today I have a on my Amazon wishlist I have this I'm just
afraid to pull the trigger because it's $80 there's no reason to own it but it's Final
Fantasy the trading card game which I guess is a thing I'm not gonna ever play it for
card games sake but there's a Final Fantasy 8 pack that I guess you buy as a as like one
of those shops that sells cards you know it's like one of those booster pack it has like
a bunch of booster packs in it kind of thing so it's like a display case of booster packs
for Final Fantasy 8 and I want it so bad but it's $80 for a game I won't play and I'll
just open up the cards and go oh that's cool oh interesting that's cool well like my grandson's
doing Pokemon cards and that's insane he's got cards that he got when he was like six
years old we've been buying them for forever he's got cards worth thousands of dollars
if you're like where did this come from that they're I mean they make baseball and football
cards look like nothing we've got a good collection of those I actually used to have the original
Pokemon binder that like looked like a Pokedex and had a Pikachu on it just filled with all
the holographic shit and I was living on my own and I was low on money and I had to pay
rent and I had to sell those and I got like a decent sum of money but not as much as they
could go for today that's a big regret I have yeah I gave my toys to some kids down the
street when I felt like I was too old for toys and I felt like that was such a wasted
opportunity because I could have been selling those fucking toys like I mean I'm sure those
kids had a good time with them maybe but who cares right imagine all the original Star
Wars action figures I have stuff from Star Trek and Star Wars baseball and football cards
when I was a kid my oh my mother threw away probably I'm guessing several hundred thousand
dollars worth of cards yeah I kind of want to like I want to go through my dad's closet
he still has a bunch of that stuff he's got a bunch my dad he's still got a whole bunch
of like old baseball cards like the only thing he brought me was like a shit ton of hockey
cards from 1990 1980 late 80s early 90s a bunch of Gretzky cards which are unfortunately
worthless because they're they're like the ones they made thousands of so I mean I think
the one that I do have that's kind of decently valued is I have one Gretzky autograph card
and then a Luke Robitaille autograph card you guys don't know who these people are you
know Gretzky yeah but yeah I mean those are those are kind of the ones that I kind of
just hold on to for them to rise in value if they ever rise in value you miss a hundred
percent of the autographs you don't ask for that's right and hockey players are pretty
easy to get autographs oh yeah they're friendly it's the one thing they know how to write
like their name that's it the rest of it's all CTE I am Wayne hit hit puck fast they
can write their numbers too sure yeah I am number four yeah yeah I I don't know if I
have anything valuable I got a bunch of old comics and I go on the unfortunately there's
not a website that doesn't charge for you looking up the price of comic books it's so
weird you go to a comic book pricing website and they they're always like yeah you can
look one up for free now but then if you want to keep looking up you can do 50 lookups a
day for X amount of money and I'm like that's defeating the point of me looking through
my old fucking comics because I should just google the comic issue he's price history
and just go to my sisters the way you get the others all and that's all they do is look
up the price histories on eBay I'm just lazy I like people to do things for me I don't
I don't like buy them and have them shipped to my house if I happen to be at a like some
shopping center that has a comic book store I'll get whichever one that like just happened
to pop into my head that I heard about like that Ninja Turtles the last ronin yeah they're
making that into a movie that's pretty sick which is I think it's I don't know if they're
doing live action or animated with it but that sounds pretty cool I didn't finish I
I know the premise I know there's one turtle walking around and the other three are dead
and he has all their weapons and you don't know who that turtle is until the end and
don't ruin it if you know I don't know it's a big reveal it's like which turtle survived
because he never goes by his name like he's the last ronin and he's just has all four
of their weapons and he uses them it's really cool it's a really cool premise for the the
comics I like it I'm gonna read them at some point but it's cool when something goes dark
did you ever read Marvel ruins okay I found it and I found something online but I haven't
it was just like a couple like images it looks cool I like the art haven't read it yet but
if we're gonna talk dark comics how many of you ever heard of Johnny the homicidal maniac
nope I haven't heard no no have you well okay I mean no one will ever know because the mic
wasn't used but I've heard of it but I've never I have read I'm gonna point it out before
someone in the comics does we are sharing a mic yeah yeah which they're sharing a mic
and it's well we'll get another mic at some point yeah the fact that I got three and a
headphone amp you know and I and I had to learn all this shit the last couple days I even
oh man if Casey ever listens to this which he won't he's too busy but I have a buddy
who is a legit podcaster and he has a award-winning podcast that he does he's such an he's like
an audio producer and he's so good that they trusted him recently with Bucky the vampire
slayer they did a audiobook series like an audio series split into like eight episodes
or four episodes or whatever that and they were done by the a lot of the original cast
of the of the show so good like and the quality of the audio like when they're punching each
other when you hear all the like the sound effects it's phenomenal right and so my dumb
ass I text him a picture and I go hey I'm not getting any sound from my fucking headphones
and it was exactly set up the way it is now but the problem was is that my headphone jacks
were here and now can you hear me at all right but okay I think yours is a little louder
but for me I'm not getting anything so I'm just sitting here talking into the mic going
fuck this is stupid I can't hear anything and then he goes I don't know I mean I am
pretty busy but maybe try the USB maybe that's interfering with it all I needed to do was
turn the fuck it was that simple I felt like I wasted an important person's time asking
a stupid question but shout out to him for taking time out of his busy day to answer
a stupid question oh yeah well the Slayers one is the is the his most recent but then
he also did one with Laurence Fishburn recently hold on one sec I can pull this up but talk
about something in the meanwhile you know so many famous people Andy I know it's crazy
how many people he knows oh yeah are tangentially famous so I would say I would say the the
we're alive podcast so what's crazy about that is it's zombies he did it with he's never
read or seen the walking dead when he wrote this so he just did his own independent podcast
called we're alive it's a zombie podcast there's a bunch of spin-offs the descendants is a
recent one and that's one I think that's what got him go like got him say zombie podcast
you mean they refuse zombie art film movie show no no I'm so sorry it's a no no it's
an audio drama like like an old-school radio serial like not like that old-school it's
not like oh we we are players or whatever it's like more just actors playing it's like
if you were listening to the walking dead audio roleplay no no it'd be like like a
book be like rate it'd be like audiobook version of walking dead but fully casted and it's
entirely original so it's not any it's not walking dead because they do entirely different
it's all written in their voice acting out yeah oh yeah it's a fully it's a fully produced
series it's and there's like sound effects or is it just talking or is there like a narrator
oh it's fully produced like there's sound there's music there's there's different actors
for different roles I would imagine there have to be like narration right like he runs
down the hallway and there's three zombies and shoot I think the way you he writes it
I mean yeah like in a book though it's it's it's very similar yeah this is the one with
Lauren Swishman it's called Bronzeville and it chronicles the lives of players in the
lottery games while illuminating the self-sustainability sustainability of the communities African
American residents this I haven't listened to this one yet but this was a big when he
announced this I was like holy shit it sounds cool it sounds like an audiobook but like
without like cutting out the you know he replied or he said smugly or you know yeah I think
descriptive I think that's what made it so popular here let's see if we can anyway he's
amazing and I wasted his time with a stupid fucking question so and now he's gonna hear
about this and go listen now you're wasting even more of his time he's he's too fucking
busy to listen to this dude there's no way that he's gonna be listening to a fried rice
podcast when he's literally producing so much more stuff but anyway yeah anyway we're getting
distracted by the internet again so I wasted his fucking time trying to figure all this
out and I feel bad I haven't I didn't want to reply telling him I figured out it was
a stupid problem because I feel like that wastes more time you know what I mean like
in his mind he's I'm sure he's not sitting there thinking oh man I wonder what's wrong
with Andy's soundboard you know so for him he's moved on if I remind him like oh hey
it's just me I'm an idiot you know but now next Tuesday when you get a reply and it says
well I spent the last six hours figuring this out and this is what it is I feel like I constantly
disappoint that guy we're still like he's a cool dude and I think we get along but he
hired me for an infomercial once for this like epoxy glue for and I and I went and I
feel like I let him down I didn't do I mean I'm not I don't think I'm a great actor and
I feel like maybe he had faith in me when when I wait does this exist somewhere yeah
somewhere why are we not looking it was an it was an internal it was like an internal
company thing so they watched it at a big work conference maybe it's just that thing
where it's like you want to be a model it's like maybe you could be a hand model yeah
it's like you want to be an actor maybe you just be a voice actor yeah someone did recently
at work I think unironically I was just like yeah now that I got a setup maybe I can do
audio books or whatever he's like yeah you totally have the face for someone that and
then I was like for someone that what and he didn't finish but in my mind I think you
have the face for audio books what a great bird but then he's like no you have the face
of someone that could be famous and I was like oh I don't know about that like maybe
one of the weird ones like a Steve Buscemi type or uh I don't know where I'd fall into
it I could see you do like a voice acting gig where you voice a dog or something oh
yeah woof woof I would totally do it and it's just your personality like you don't have
to play up anything we just need to put him on a skateboard but who on a skateboard you
for what reason video make you famous why would that make me famous explain yourself
falling on your ass why would you admit why would you think I'm not good on a skateboard
you're the most athletic person so you're judging me solely based on my appearance no
your athletic you think that I can't ride a skateboard to find ride I'll tell you what
in the comments if we get let's say one thousand views on this video that's a achievable number
okay this video gets one thousand views Mike I'll do an ollie on a skateboard and if I
do that ollie well we're gonna come up with some punishment for you for for making me
do that what what's a good one what would what would be fun for Mike Mike Mike has to
react to battlefield earth just to watch the whole movie how about legit no how about we
make you we make you eat a double cheeseburger so we cut off literal time of your life for
making me do a fucking ollie how about we go to skate park and we just have a skate
off no if you if you if you if you're so if you're so sure yourself forget the ollie forget
all that we'll just go to the skate park and we'll play do some ramps we'll play no no
not ramps we're gonna play me not ramps ramps you're gonna play with ramps yeah I okay well
then no I'm not better than you at skating then I guess if you're fucking around with
ramps I thought you and I would just see who stays on the board long enough while fucking
around on a skate park I guess I want to see Mike shred it just put put some put some many
years we just put gold finger on in the background earlier before we started recording you were
talking about delivering to the river and there was those gnats like is it skatable
could you skate get through it quicker dude those nets you walk out of the car and the
first thing they go for is mouth nose and eyes and ears it's just like they they they
don't care about any other part of your body except those vital open holes and they just
go they want to live inside you and I hate it so much being here in your apartment now
that we have video I mean it's safe to assume you have a pain mask somewhere why would you
think oh just because of the nerdiness of it all I don't have a Bane mask but somebody
gave me once a purge mask and it's terrifying it says like I am God on the forehead and
it's just like this white you know tear I'm just saving in case there's a purge like a
real one I'm ready or if like riots burst out and I need like a quick you know I guess
now that I'm identifiable if people go there's a big fucking guy with an I am God mask running
around well we know who that might be yeah if there's a thousand views Mike and I'll
have a skate off at a fucking skate park and I guess he'll beat me somehow we'll play a
game of Tony Hawk horse we can have Sean set that up yeah well there we go Sean will be
the official judge well this was didn't go the way I thought it would go let's get into
the what are we smoking Brennan talk to us baby what'd you what'd you bring so I brought
more of the syndicate Obama that I brought last week it kind of started drying out a
little bit so decided to try putting an orange pill in it on the way before I left the house
today seemed like it worked pretty good it was pretty good first pull yeah I've never
used an orange pill never heard of that as a as a trick yeah I've done it I've done it
multiple times but usually like I've done it I've left it for at least an hour this
is kind of the short shortest one I've done it kind of just rejuvenated it pretty good
Dario came over last night we were hanging out and he showed me this hack that he found
on tik tok about washing your fruit the correct way which is with baking soda and vinegar
in the water have you heard about this you know about this I've seen the images of the
worms crawling there are so many worms living inside your fruit it is disgusting and they
don't come out unless you use vinegar and baking soda to wash your fruit like people
are just putting strawberries in and they just see worms oozing out of their fucking
fruit it's disgusting I'm never eating fruit again I mean or veggies that's why that's
why if you're if you meet me on the street that's why well like why is this guy so bad
it's because of the worms it's the worms and the veggies you don't get that in the hot
pocket that shit was manufactured wait hold on isn't that the same as an earth what you
do for a volcano wait maybe that's just no wait hold on fucking with you wait try to
make you make your whole kitchen become just an entire volcano wait a minute wait a minute
you're right baking soda and vinegar makes volcanoes he was gonna make I might be up
with vinegar and put baking soda I might be mixed up here maybe it was a different chemical
either Dario's fucking with you or you got the chemicals wrong let's see washing I think
it's just vinegar that's how my wife washes our fruit in general like she'll soak it
water does your fruit taste like okay real quick though do you see the Google images
washing strawberries and vinegar washing strawberries baking soda there so there's two probably
one or the other one part vinegar so rinse okay but then or maybe it's just a measurement
that where it doesn't really do that yeah maybe there's a tiny amount of baking soda
that you could put into vinegar that doesn't create a volcano or maybe those are fake videos
see I just see you with a cup of vinegar that you pour baking soda in your counter I think
those videos aren't real is what I know does anyone remember before I close this McGee
and me any McGee heads in the house I know Mack and me well sure Mack and me it was a
we were we reviewed that but McGee and me was this straight to video Christian television
series that I watched as a kid because my cousins had all of them on VHS and we had
some long Saturdays that we needed to kill while the parents were hanging out and it
was probably a it's probably a staple in my childhood we're talking like cutter later
in the movie like this would be you'd have to include at least a little bit of McGee
and me there'd be like a few seconds I mean watching the show because I loved it it's
so bad I mean it's literally like like kid think he wants to go see a rating our movie
and our PG-13 movie probably and like he's got this little animated dude that he draws
that follows him around Roger Rabbit style so it's like that you know a cartoon with
the live action and or more like Lizzie McGuire it's I think Lizzie McGuire ripped off McGee
and me if we're being honest it's got to be better than that claymation religious stuff
they had when I was oh hey you talking about that one I've only seen that in I've only
seen that in clips we had VeggieTales dude we had so much better and he was aware of
McGee so it wasn't just like us like they talked and stuff that's a terrifying image
here's McGee what a douchebag he looks like also kind of blasphemous why oh yeah it's
because God didn't create McGee it actually if anything McGee would give me whoever me
is in this I forgot the kid's name but would give me a God complex for creating life holy
shit I never thought about it like that and speaking of Jesus Jim Caviezel is in the movie
we watched today so it all comes around full circle he looks like a troll but like if you
humanize him he looks like who's that there's an actor that he looks like I just can't remember
what he's been in so it'd be impossible ah it doesn't matter okay so I was making the
the thing for battlefield earth that's why I have the Church of Scientology page up I
put a link I put a link directly to the yeah yeah I put a link right here that was an interesting
visit Scientology org and sign up today to help those Hollywood actors get the VIP experience
they deserve Andy's favorite movie I fucking love that movie so much I'll watch it once
a year with my children if I ever have after I left how much longer are you standing on
that so 20 minutes 20 more minutes my rant I looked at later is longer than the movie
itself I ranted more about like that I and it didn't cost me 78 million dollars no and
I fixed your movie for free you just got to change the music make it a comedy and you
win that is a banger episode that we have to promote as much as we can yeah I hope the
description I put on it oh I didn't see it I put Andy eats a rat Mike gets his arms shot
off that's great Brendan's quiet so we suspect him of being a Scientology member now here's
the real question do I call it battlefield earth is a masterpiece which is what I was
thinking because it'll be the only episode we have that says the name of the movie in
it or because Dario came over and they called it master field earth do I call it master
field earth I don't get that one like mass because it's a masterpiece well well then
you know what that solves it yeah we're gonna go battlefield earth is a masterpiece we'll
fix that later what am I doing okay edit up one episode while we're recording another
this is getting out of hand guys what happened to stopping me on tangents what happened to
the control the security you guys have like the they're all in the murder room they stopped
you one too many times exactly they stepped up dude I'm I'm I'm the little bit of power
that you guys have given me has corrupted me absolutely changed the entire genre of
a movie 20 years ago yeah now a comedy yeah that well that was one of the funniest movies
I've ever seen in my life so let's speak in a movies not funny movies in the fucking
slightest Mike you know this is a fun light-hearted marijuana themed comedy series that we do
smoking and having fun right okay okay myself I was just looking up Robin Williams movies
I wanted something lighter I did not know this is what we were gonna get you put one
of the funniest people in this movie and it's still sad as shit so to start I'll just say
this this is the first time I've watched a Robin Williams movie since he passed I think
I've a and I never I didn't do it consciously but I think it's just one of those things
where it's just like ever since he died I like was too sad to watch a Robin Williams
movie so way to pick a super depressing one to start with actually my actual first note
was that Lionsgate films logo was too aggressive just right off the bat it was just it came
at you way harder than it than this movie even needed it to I like to insert people
I know into movies so young Alan I saw that as young Andy leading young Mike into that
paint factory where that kid felt it was death if I was that kid's age and Mike was and leading
me anywhere it would be that'd be a sex crime because Mike is like 20 years older than 15
years older than me or whatever and he would be oh god he'd be a young man he'd be in his
20s I overlooked those things sure okay I don't not after this movie I the thing I wrote
is what are the rules to marbles I actually still haven't looked that up but they're playing
marbles I didn't look up the rules put in the comments the actual rules of marbles at
least how you played as a kid I will say this though when I was I went to LA once not one
time I've been there many times but I went once and I visited this free modern hipster
museum like a like just a street meet like a just they rented out this building for like
a weekend and I walk in and there's a toilet like on the wall someone glued it or drilled
it on the wall and you're not supposed to use it I knew that I didn't I didn't try anything
but then I walk into this room and all it is is four screens and I even think the roof
maybe and it's just marbles being in slow motion launched at each other with the sound
super turned up so each marble hit sounds like an explosion and I see you guys oh yeah
sounds cool at the time I don't think I was I don't I didn't fucking get it and I still
don't get it like I don't I see the toilet on the wall and I'm like all right you're
making a statement people got a shit everywhere I think that's what they were I'm sure that's
what they meant I don't know I don't understand art and then I went into the room of the marbles
and I couldn't just I couldn't put it together well that is how you play I get that but why
put it on five screens and then just slow like just have it each marble like it's art
Andy is it I don't know art so I don't either yeah that's that's why I don't know this is
art what I have on my window like what I have on my walls is art I could take a crack at
it they're taking something so inconsequential as marbles just this old just outdated games
like I mean I remember playing jacks that at least that had like I could understand
like that was like marbles I don't get it I don't care to learn what it was but they're
just taking something like that and just adding like slow motion loud sound effects trying
to make it as intense as possible as something that's just like you're just throwing okay
I'll give you an example art what we do when like what we just did when we opened and we
put the long up to the to the camera and took the head and made the sound that's art put
in the comments if you think what we did earlier would be considered art I probably disagree
with that but I yeah maybe on a maybe on an intellectual level the only time I've ever
played marbles was this one time I went to Korea and this guy found me and I had to throw
down this money thing on the ground well eventually I was one of these very few people left in
this sort of game that they were playing with these guys in masks and I was up against this
old man and we had to play marbles to see who would live or die for that particular
episode of squid games and I ended up making it to the end and I won one billion won or
yen or whatever it's called it ended up being seventeen dollars US so you started this wasn't
even a wasn't even enough for a ticket back home from Korea or wherever that was filmed
Taiwan you started this story you were so crazy because when you started this story
in my mind I was like anyone to Korea too yeah it's got somewhere he went yeah I haven't
been to Korea I've been to the Czech Republic I've been to Prague that was interesting we
got ripped off my buddy and I we gave some dude 20 euros for nothing for just a rolled
up fucking thing of leaves like he he it was rolled up in like six different packet like
he's just like I got weed he's just you know like cool we were desperate for weed at the
time but then anyway probably school when we were at a KFC this kid is he's like maybe
eight or nine years old and he's like with his mom and they walk into the KFC and he's
like I'll be right back mom and she's like okay he walks outside pulls a cigarette out
and just starts smoking and I'm like dude they don't give a shit out here they don't
give a fuck we found this cool you know what we don't need to get into the whole Prague
thing although if you're ever in you're ever in Prague go to bongo bongo and that's where
you get your weed and if you're asked for yeah no you don't ask for anybody you buy
a beer and then you go to the back room and there's a cushion that you lift up and then
you put 20 euro down and then you take the bag of weed and there's a dog and a man in
that room and I got in trouble because I would instead of just us buying five bags at once
and just being smart about it we get we went every day to buy one and so I would and I
didn't really want to have a beer that early in the day so I'd get like a Red Bull and
so like I did everything wrong and they did not enjoy having me there and the last time
I went in the guys like buy a beer he just looked at me like buy a beer and I was like
okay I'll take a beer then thank you and then I that was the last time we went in there
but down the street was this it was cool it had like a little train that went through
like a little tram and it was this park and it was a beautiful park and we would just
get high and hang out there and there was a space museum and we couldn't understand
the language so I didn't learn anything because I didn't understand anything that any of the
plaques said but we would get high and go look at you know Russian space shit so that
was cool anyway moving on to the movie what are the rules to Marvel's now we know the
rules for the cutters like it came on screen like iRobot rules like a robot cannot yeah
cutter cannot cannot hurt yeah which I like that so you can't sell you can't what were
the rules it's like a cutter I can pull the shit out well they can't have the zo implant
for one thing hang on
damn is it wait did the credits come after I don't know yeah yeah yeah yeah okay there
we go right here sorry everybody listening to this exciting episode of fucking podcasting
but we're about to tell you the rules of what it means to be a cutter the cutters code okay
I know they can't have a number one a cutter cannot sell or give away any zoe footage a
cutter cannot have a zoe implant a cutter cannot mix zoe footage from a different lives
for a memory which they don't really touch on that last one very much so Robin Williams
is a cutter he splices together people's lives for their funerals so that people can go and
see these curated sort of movies about someone's life that makes them all feel good about that
person regardless of what they've kind of really done in their lives and then but you
have to have a zoe implant in your head which this man died in his late 60s or early 70s
so that means if he's had one in his fucking brain since birth this technology is already
70 something 80 years old at the very least and was it prenatal that's what I could not
figure out yeah it looks like it looks like it's actually prenatal it looks like water
and in vitro yeah yeah because it's organic and it grows with you so I think they can
just put it in as your baby or pre-born yeah yeah I realize at this point the baby seeing
its parents for the first time that's weird once it lays everything out that he's a cutter
and all these rules and everything and he cuts together like images and videos from
people's life it's this is like a less grounded version of one hour photo which is also a
Robin Williams movie except he's the good guy in this well I don't know if he's well
I mean it depends on who you look at as the good guy if there is any good guys in this
because even I'd say Jesus Jim Caviezel had some points but I don't know if he's even
the bad guy I don't know there are good or bad guys but if we're gonna go about one hour
photo which is another Robin Williams drama which is just a weird one and that one he's
a creep and that one he's a guy that works at a like a CVS one-hour photo hut type of
thing and he he just creeps he makes copies of this one family in particular their whole
lives so he could pretend that he's like an uncle or something that he's like related
to them that scene where he goes into the house and just sits there and enjoys himself
you know like while waiting while they're gone so creepy but yeah this he was he still
gave off creep vibes to me like when like when they introduced him as the guy where
she's like I took one look at that image of that stuff and I couldn't stomach it he's
the guy you go to the sin eater as he puts it but yeah like I think it's because the
act as he cuts out the bad things they did makes them look good people said there's no
bad guys there were bad guys he was just hiding their dark secrets I think at one point he
says I'm the guy that forgives them long past like when they need forgiveness or whatever
there we go I give them forgiveness long after they've been judged which is such like a he
does and the sin eater analogy is pretty like apt to like he's an outsider and he takes
on the like the the burden of knowing someone's worst aspects so that he can delete it and
make the world heal like almost think like I mean I understand that if you were hurt
by somebody then you wouldn't want them to get off scot-free but I don't know I actually
really like this technology I wish it existed see I'm the exact opposite who amongst us
doesn't have things that you know you wouldn't want anybody to know including the person
who also has the zoe implant that's watching it put your stuff together which whoever watching
is nobody's cutters code you can't have an implant except what are the odds that another
guy is going to become a cutter and have his parents die before telling him that he's a
cutter that was a rare circumstance I'm not going to put I'm not going to discredit the
cutter union or I technologies because it feels like I never got the vibe that they
did anything wrong they seem so strict about the rules like like like what Robin Williams
broke the rules he broke into that one place to find files he shouldn't have been looking
at he found his own he convinced these other two people that seemed like perfectly fine
cutters and like worked within the parameters of the system given and had them break the
rules to help him just because he's been doing it for so long and they respect him like he
kind of abused his position of power a little bit then what he did to his girlfriend later
or she yeah now he had no morals in this that was such when I mean we're kind of jumping
a little place but when he finds out that like when she finds out that he had on deck
her ex-boyfriend's memories because like I didn't even know who she was he just shows
up at the book place he's like I need you and then they're like fucking a little bit
later after you Robin's got the Riz in this one yeah sure but what's crazy was hi yeah
it was hello also that that place they break into you would think dead memories would be
guarded a little better then guy stops at the door and decides fuck it I need to go
take a dump one problem I have with this is that it said once they turn 18 or 21 they
get told that they have the implant and then they go the rest of their life knowing that
they have that and they don't have anything like if they know they did some bad shit like
some of the people that we see did some bad shit they wouldn't like want it removed or
I don't know have something in place where you know get a tattoo destroy it yeah get
a tattoo yeah I don't know I 21 I know that that's they say that's a good recommended
age to tell someone could you imagine though if you were like one of those frat boys in
college and you did something wrong during like a like a college party and then when
you got done with college your mom's like all right you have an implant and you're just
like oh fuck you know like like that's what you're talking about it's like if you've done
something bad as a kid or as a new hasn't from 12 to 21 done something bad well not
that bad that's like really bad but I'm talking like even that like could you imagine having
someone having access to you discovering your body like when you're learning how to masturbate
did you really want someone to have did you notice that it broke that down violence masturbation
that was one of the things with the computer was breaking it down that was really cool
the technology yeah the technology in this movie is insane for some reason though everybody
decided to put 99 percent of the world's technology into this and then kind of let everything
else feel like it's 2004 when this movie was made well or even before it's even a little
dystopian in places when he walks up to the building you look at the giant it's got some
strange it's got some strange vibes but at the same time no one's that has a cell phone
so like what kind of future are we living in I just it's it's this is I guess even a
take of retrofuturism a little bit because it's it's a weird 2004 I don't think they
while making this movie realized that if you're gonna have a character that dies in his 70s
with an implant that means your technology is at least that old like isn't that a little
crazy even Robin Williams having one in his head means that the technology is at least
50 something years old right that's a long time they should have been talking about the
advancements that the zoe implant made like it said it was on the ninth iteration nine
generations in 70 years we've had more iPhones in the last 10 years than this has had in
its entire span of entire lifetimes going by it can't be that good of a product well
it's also different because it's a medical type device so it wouldn't advance like an
iPhone they have to test everything so much on medical stuff so I can see that what I
don't see is like the keyboard he was using and stuff like that was way antiquated yeah
I did I did I said I love this tech minus it being played on a DVD player that you would
have in your car that's definitely I used to get high and watch on that same thing he
uses to cut people's entire lives together to watch DVDs that I would burn I put face
tattoos what is this 2024 that'll come into play later I have another joke that says what
is this 2024 just buckle up and wait for that one later it'll be a doozy why carry your
zoe DVD player around with you that didn't make any sense like I feel like you carry
around the chips that you use at home they kept calling it a guillotine didn't think
anything about it and then it just hit me later on in the movie oh I get it guillotine
it cuts things that's funny that's a funny haha that they call it the guillotine but
if he has one at home he doesn't need a little DVD player I guess that he brought it to work
to show never mind that wasn't work yeah it's like we carry laptops to do the same
not on the bus when it's shady downtown just out in the open not in a briefcase I just
felt like that was a little bit a little bit sus I feel bad for the cutter guy that ends
up helping him later the one that hooks him up to the machine is he gets just like he's
like hey man I want you I want to show you my guillotine I've been working on some problems
like now I'm right next time and I felt real bad for this dude I was like I want like what
the fuck Robin don't be an asshole anyway oh and then of course my my OCD autism kicked
in when you that showed his apartment and I was like oh so clean so neat so orderly
so just wonderful I love it like it's the opposite of my fucking apartment my apartment
is chaos I just have posters with no aesthetic just stuck anywhere I can put a final spot
for his is just bare stone but I felt like they did that when he like when he opened
the fridge for the lady you notice what was in there peas and some strawberry jelly looking
our brains or something in the jar sure two jars of food one egg that's it in his refrigerator
his whole life was like that it was more of a character development thing about him having
no he's he's empty and sad other than these things that he's getting from everywhere else
sure I think they were just trying to like state how much he wasn't living his own life
he was living everybody else's watch so it ends up becoming a little ready player one
in a way yeah it's like you spend too much time hooked into the the role play aspect
of looking through other people's lives see I got I even freak out at the idea that at
some point when you die your naked cold body is going to be honest it's just going to be
on a metal fucking thing you're gonna have some dude or some woman slicing you open putting
embalming fluid in you like making you look proper so that you can be put in the ground
it's such a such a like a demoralizing thought that you're gonna just be like your naked
corpse is just gonna be examined and you don't know you hope that the guy doing it isn't
perverted you hope that the that they don't take pictures and put it on some website for
freaks you know like you hope that these things happen you have no idea if they will because
you're dead and there's nothing you do to protect yourself so yeah the idea of having
your entire life dissected by some fucking weirdo it's yeah it's it's crazy and you
think about it I don't want anybody going and getting my personal stuff even when I
die you think about that when you die somebody's gonna get your computer and go through it
I knew somebody that was related to someone who works like in a autopsy whatever they
said she told me that they they they had a guy he was on the slab she went out of the
room to go do something and she came back and the guy was dead on the other side of
the room that like she went out he wasn't on the slab and she was like looking for him
and she couldn't find him for a bit he was on in the other side of a room behind the
door and what they theorized is that this guy sometimes you're not actually like fully
dead and you you like come out of it and apparently this guy woke up and had a heart attack because
he realized he was he died they brought him to a morgue they were gonna embalm him and
it freaked him out so much that he had a heart attack and died on the other side of the room
yeah there's some crazy stories there's that's drug in South America that does that to people
so that's uh not what I want to hear about and that's gonna happen to you yeah it might
for your nightmares tonight you better do something funny yeah god I like I wake up
I'm like oh shit I'm dead I'm about to have a heart attack uh I'll put my finger in my
butthole so that way when they find me it'll be even more interesting than that one guy
found behind the door they'll be like what happened his last dying wish was to just a
finger in the ass and then and then it'll get whoever that corner is fired because they
won't believe him so you're telling me this body got up and thought with his last dying
moments he was going to put his own finger into his own butthole that's what you're telling
me yeah they catch you you'll just be like no one will believe you uh yeah just terrifying
um you can't tell me something oh yeah that was a that was a killer line when he's talking
to the lady and she's obviously kind of hiding some things he's like you can't tell me something
that I'm not going to know very soon oh baller and like I was just like she's like yeah you're
right well let's just keep this about family community service whatever um yeah uh these
protesters are just as bad as the west borough people in a way this is a memory that's a
funeral of some dude that they don't know molested his daughter spoilers but like they
don't know that the general public doesn't know this so they're just protesting on the
idea that he was an eye employee the one who did the whole uh that works for the company
that makes these oian plants and so they're they're like just aggress like like that's
too aggressive for what should be just a normal man's funeral like they're lined up you have
to walk down a line of them like how is that even permitted this felt like it was private
property or at least like a like a nice place how are the protesters allowed to line up
on each side of the aisle in which somebody is walks up and down to get to this funeral
it doesn't make any sense uh that was just I guess bad directing bad set design I know
what they were trying they wanted him to get hit with a sign they wanted there to be some
fucking whatever but I just not a fan um way more oh yeah if funerals had rememories though
that would be awesome like I get it there it's it's if you look at it from the invasive
point of view what's happening to you sure that's one thing but on the other hand you
go to somebody's memory and you see from their point of view the time that you became friends
with them or the moment that you like if if I went to my father's and I saw like me coming
into his life for the first time and seeing him react to it and like seeing us hang out
you know play play a video game together like that would be delightful that would be like
I would hold I wanted on a DVD and I'd watch it anytime I was feeling sad or whatever and
I wanted to remember him that'd be way better than what we have now which is basically just
faulty human memory which is what this whole movie shows us it's bullshit it's like our
memories aren't what and you know what sucks is that we're made up entirely of what our
memories are like all we are are just meat fucking sacks fueled by memory like all the
things that have happened in our lives have developed us to the point we are now and we
live so much on these memories and most of them are probably false yeah like the part
where he did that guy's funeral and he's like I always thought the boat was green exactly
yeah it could have been yeah he made a point that it was yeah it's like how much of how
much of our lives have we just how much of your life has gone one way because of a memory
that might not even be the fucking right thing like you thought you did something so catastrophically
fucked up at one point in your life but then really you're the only one that's tripping
on it you know like like you didn't hurt anyone or you didn't do anything it's just in your
own guilty conscience and that is what prevents you from you know trying to be happy moving
forward or maybe you're living off of a false sense of accomplishment maybe you think your
high school life was so much better than it actually was that's maybe a good example of
memories being faulty you know like I don't know everybody's al bundy sure I and if you're
you know anyone under 40 anyone under 30 al bundy for married with children he used to
think he was a football star and I think when you find out he wasn't really that like that
big of a deal which yeah but I mean like how much but I feel like I'm the opposite I feel
like I remember I only remember the bad things if you like it the highlight reel of my life
is like a low light reel all it is is just when I think back on a friendship or a relationship
or any particular year of my life I just typically remember the bad things that led to those
being just bad moments I think that's your brain does that most people's brains do that
fine my brain does that I remember the bad things that happened to me more than I remember
the good things probably equal amounts but you just your brain for some reason trauma
sticks yeah also none of these none of the people in this movie seem to have gotten to
pick their own memories it's just only the other people around them get to pick anything
like well yeah you're dead yeah but if you knew that you had it you'd be like okay I
want a few of these things then everyone else can pick I'm sure in your last will and testament
there's going to be a subsection about what you want your memory like I'm sure you can
put like make sure to put the time that I hit that home home run put the time that I
asked your mother out on the you know like my wife out on the on the first date you know
put these things in which and then but then I think to pepper it up they'd have to go
with who knew him best like friends and family and see what they want in there because really
he makes a point it's he makes memories that people want he edits lives to make memories
that people want to watch he's it's an entertainment it's not a service it's not a it's nothing
more than just entertainment that's all it is it's like people want to go to this funeral
instead of leaving completely sad like they like they there's nothing to gain from it
now they leave with the DVD that shows the best quote unquote aspects of this person's
life and like that you know it's just an entertainment it's just a it's just a I kind of felt like
that's where this movie was going to go that was the opposite I thought that when he got
that when he got to the scene with the little girl I really thought he was going to he was
going to take the hero turn because they could have done that in this movie and made a pretty
good movie otherwise or he took the hero turn but there wasn't showed everyone that no because
and then they were after him and that would have been a much better move but the point
is is that as a real cutter you don't do that like you don't there's no reason to show that
other than if the girl was going through therapy and the therapist I guess needed confirmation
to see like like you see what I'm saying the girl's word should be enough when she gets
her self-help like if later on down the line she goes to therapy and they and she talks
about what happened with her father that they're not going to you don't need footage of it
that footage being deleted is the best thing that could have happened for her it's gone
it doesn't exist there's no way anyone could ever see her being hurt like that so for example
you see a murder in a ring you're saying the best thing is just not to do that no I'm sure
there's rules where they have to report those things there's rules that they don't report
them that's the whole point that's why like when she asked him can you make my dad forget
these things I think that's why he said yeah I can make him forget but it's important that
you remember so that way you can deal with it later or put that in the translator yeah
I mean some deep philosophical stuff when you think about what those guys see that I
mean there there's gonna be somebody that murdered somebody out there there's gonna
be somebody that that did all kinds of bad things they kind of touched on that too because
he was watching that one and you could hear the guy beating on the girl and it was like
yeah like you could hear a beat on the girl he's just kind of watching it and then he
deletes it yeah so he kind of he watches them and then just erases he's a sin eater and
it also brings up like a bunch of you know like what it just gives us three rules three
four rules at the beginning yeah and there's a bunch of other like okay maybe you're not
a cutter but you work for you work for the company that makes them maybe you maybe you're
a disgruntled employee and you know you want your memory to you know expose some shit or
something and I mean they're already getting tattoos that like disable them so there must
be ways to access them too and not be a cutter that was a cool by the way with the tattoo
she said we put the audio one on first and if you don't get a migraine at the end of
the week then we put on the visual so for the rest of the movie when it's showing his
since getting the tattoo showing from his perspective there's no audio playing during
those clips but for every other rememory or every other splice memory there's audio that
was like a cool attention to detail that they did like that I liked also when Jim Caviezel
comes up to him the first time you see him I was like is that Christian Bale yeah I didn't
look at any of the actors and then you told just told me it was Jim Caviezel the guy who
played Jesus I was like oh my god I can I confused Jesus for Batman happens every day
okay so oh yeah my next note Jim Caviezel Jesus Christ and I put live by the oh so when
he asked like I'll give you 500 grand for it when he said no I was like yeah fuck yeah
live by the code die by the code I think that if you're gonna be a cutter if you're gonna
be a cutter you really have to go by the cutters the cutters rules I feel like that's well
then should he acquit once he found out that he had a he had an implant for sure but I
think at that point he was too obsessed with finding Lewis Hunt which by the way when the
hunt happened for hunt I guess but when it but when he started looking for him I wrote
I was like wait a minute why is he looking for him is it because he wants to delete that
memory before anyone else can see that he was a coward and didn't help this kid or does
he want to see it to see if he's remembering it correctly and so when we find out at the
end that he like that he didn't remember it correctly and that he did very much try to
help this kid and the fact that the kid lived although that just still makes him a dick
because he left like so he still should feel bad about leaving the kid traumatized brain
though at that point as a child that you can kind of see what happened there because of
his traumatized brain because you see even they even show it when they replay it how
it was pain he stepped in yeah his traumatized kid brain thought he killed that kid for sure
and I get that but he still left he still walked away like I mean did he tell did he
tell anyone where little Timmy was or where little Lewis was no so he's that's still bad
like he still did a bad thing he should still feel guilty about it and still should traumatize
it and it was dumb but he was a kid I mean if anything it's a trespassing charge and
that's it like the kid fucking fell yeah it's not like you pushed him yeah you tell it makes
you wonder how how many times in different situations that have things like that happened
it's like you wonder what the number is and what the circumstances were because that's
something that happened a lot oh yeah just kids fucking around and then one of them dies
and just nobody knows what the fuck happened there's some people walking around that's
like fucking I remember I was I when I was like 10 years old I put my five-year-old sister
in the in this golf cart that didn't have a windshield or whatever you know just like
golf cart and we drove and I I crashed into a ditch she shot straight through the open
windshield and almost fell off a cliff I mean we're so close to her just just I just not
having a sister anymore for some stupid mistake like that and then you know I almost killed
my little brother once and say kind of in a similar not similar to that but I I stuck
him in a refrigerator oh shit and I didn't know as a kid you don't know that just there's
no air in her fridge oh shit how long was it big like 10 minutes it was a long time
he was couldn't breathe I got him I mean I went to open it because we were just around
but as a kid your brain doesn't work right ten-year-old brains don't work I once probably
one of the worst things that I would have taken out of my cut or memory would be when
I was like I don't know six or seven we went camping with the Royal Rangers which is a
ripoff of the Boy Scouts of America like a Christian ripoff and we went up camping and
this one kid I guess his dad couldn't make it so he had to come with us and in my mind
instead of just being like oh your dad couldn't make it cool we'll make you feel like family
I'm so mad that he was getting in between me and my dad time and he was and he was annoying
and so when we got to the top of the mountain I just took his backpack with all the shit
and I threw it off the cliff and it what probably hundreds and hundreds if not thousands of
feet down to the fucking ravine of a mountain and I got so much fucking trouble for that
and then all that ended up happening is I had to share all my shit with this kid for
the rest of the fucking screw yourself screwed myself over terrible but I might be remembering
that wrong in my mind but then again I try to like I've told the story that where I where
I went on a Jodie Foster took me in this check out on to dinner and an improv show and I
was like okay now I've told this so many times am I remembering this correctly and I hit
up the chick that that I went with like maybe ten years later I was like Jodie Foster took
us out to dinner right and at first she's like I don't remember that and I was like
and then she messaged me back she's like oh yeah totally because for her it's not as big
of a deal because she knows her so like she for her she's like I guess maybe she took
us and she's like yeah yeah totally and then we went to the show and I was like thank God
so it did happen like that was one of those confirmation things where memory you just
it's so unreliable what is one thing that you got it doesn't have to be anything crazy
but if you had to remember you're dead now what is one thing you would want in there
it doesn't have to be something fantastic it could be something stupid it could be I
mentioned it earlier the first time I was discovering how to masturbate just that I
was such a rock star right off the bat no let's see there's a few moments of improv
that were pretty spectacular where it was a huge crowd in a packed theater and I had
just done something cool with some friends and we were celebrating like a time that you
fucking nailed it one show or something yeah I think there's a picture on my Facebook and
my profile pics where it's just me and like three dudes just jumping in the air hugging
each other that was one of the best moments of my life because we had just won yeah what
did we win was that that was Newport Academy so that was we we had just won the IFL improv
Federation League it's like a sports themed improv thing that they're still doing today
I think and we were the first team to win and we went undefeated and it was fucking
awesome and when we won we like you know it was it was just one of the best feelings I
think I would want like a montage of my kids birth maybe be the probably the happiest ever
was like the way to trump up fucking improv thing with an actual yeah you had your children
great Brandon would you like to talk about your children like a like a censored version
Mike yeah well I you know from the other end of the bread and what about you talking to
the mic loudly please definitely would be the same thing birth of the kids I mean mine
were c-section so it's a little bit more oh that's just music would you put it would
you put a score to it would you want music or would you want to hear it just as is I
would want to score I think I was going yeah and then ending with like you know me holding
them for the first time yeah yeah like a nice nice music nice piano music kicks in it's
just this beautiful swelling moment of you like holding your son for the very first time
and I know the thing about that what you're saying about memories is I know that my memory
of it is way the not what it is what I'm describing is not what it is because it's horrible yeah
that's why that's why I'm asking yeah it was horrifying your brain doesn't let it do it
it's horrifying but your brain at your brain kind of puts that music behind it when you're
remembering like I remember it with like a score the whole time I was thinking are they
gonna die are they all are they both gonna die right now like am I gonna go home empty
handed and be like now I have nothing it is it's horrible it's absolutely horrible I think
I I think I speaking of scores for it I think I think we'll we'll we'll pick the score and
it's whoever wins high scores and right now it's a daft punk it's that daft punk song
Andy made you want to you want to play it we'll just pretend Andy wait I'm not following
what are we doing behind you know you're just doing a plug for high school right now he
said that he his thing he would want us remember he is his kid's birth and you asked him if
he would want to score oh and we didn't we didn't decide what score and I was like well
we'll let high scores decide yeah well we'll type in Mike's birth of his children and Brennan's
birth of his children we'll let AI make us a song of each we'll see who had the better
birth just god AI is our overlord dude yeah what about you what would you be yours nothing
crazy but there was this story that I always tell about me and my friends were at this
part this house party and one of the one of the guys there was just this mean mugging
like scar on his face like Cholo gangbanger from Phoenix like not friendly at all my hey
man what's going on he just stares at me like that kind of scary got it and his girlfriend
was there and the guy was having the party was banging this guy's girlfriend in another
room somewhere and me and my friends were all underage were smoking were drinking in
this one room with no furniture in it we're all just kind of hanging out in there just
smoking and drinking listening to music whatever and that scary dude walks in because he's
looking for that guy that's fucking his girlfriend and he grabs our friend homeless Tim and he
pulls out a fucking screwdriver and tries to stab him and we all grab this guy we kick
him out of the room and I'm like let's get everyone let's just get the fuck out of here
and we're leaving we leave the house we get in the car we grab the rest of the beer and
the weed and we're driving away we're like holy fuck we made it we're good we're safe
and then a cop lights us up from behind and I'm in the passenger front seat and I have
the weed and the beers in the trunk my friend just got this car he doesn't have his license
on him we get pulled over I'm like putting the weed in the glove box and as soon as I
shut the glove box and put my hand down the cop flashes the light in there and he doesn't
search the car and he knows what happened at the house and so we're just telling him
like yeah this dude was gonna like stab a guy so we just left you know we were just
in there studying about Jesus in the Bible and all this crazy shit happened so we left
and he didn't get us in trouble for he didn't ask us to pop the trunk that had the beer
in it he didn't he didn't search the car didn't search us he just got our IDs and was like
hey uh yeah that guy that guy was uh actually wanted to have warrants and phoenix and shit
for gang stuff so we arrested him so like thank you and you guys can like go on your
way uh you don't have you have a license you just don't have it on you whatever go and
you're just like and like just that whole like so many things could have gotten gone
wrong could have gotten stabbed could have gotten arrested for so many things yeah no
that's intense uh i went to a new year's eve party once and they the guy i'm sure i've
told this before but the guy some dude showed up super drunk and they kicked him out and
he showed up like an hour later with a bunch of friends and when he kicked in the door
like he came through the door aggressively had a machete in his hand and he just stabs
a kid in the stomach and then all of his friends come in with knives and they just start fucking
people up and it becomes a huge brawl and me and a bunch of people run out the backyard
get the fuck out of there um and two of my buddies stayed behind and they started they
got involved in the fight and when the cop showed up they were in the house and the cop
goes in the backyard and he searches he goes backyard clear he walks into the living room
where they were right next to where the backyard entrance was and he goes all right you guys
sit right there i'll be right back and he goes into the other room and my buddy and
my other buddy look at each other and they just bolt out the backyard and start hopping
fences ferris bueler style until they get back to my neighborhood and the when we came
around to the front uh while all the chaos was still going on that kid that got stabbed
i saw him just against the garage just holding his stomach just sitting down while a bunch
of people were going like oh my god like screaming around him and stuff uh i don't think there
was any it wasn't that bad but it was like a stab dude that was insane like probably
20 cops a bunch of fire trucks you know all like a bunch of like everybody showed up that
i think there was a helicopter it was insane but that are always great stories when cops
get involved yeah and i to this day if i had a remembering machine like one of these cutter
deals or whatever i would i would love to revisit that night just to see like how like
how how insane it really was in my mind i see it as as like a like a like a pretty intense
situation but maybe just one kid got stabbed maybe the other ones didn't have knives you
know like i can't remember i just when i see one kid get stabbed maybe it just in my mind
i'm ai generating a bunch of fucking knives and all the other hands i have one more that's
just a little innocent because there's too much stabbing in these two stories sure uh
that's what reminded me of it me and my friend and like eight or nine of his friends uh were
just in your belinda and we decided we want to stretch out saran wrap like from pole to
pole on the street and have a car like you know that kind of thing and uh it's terrible
it's nighttime we find a place to do it and we're hiding and it's set up and the first
fucking car that rolls up to it is a cop car and he saw it from a mile away and just pulled
up to it and one of the kids you know those little lamppost people have in their yard
they're like solar powered he just took one of those and just hooked it at the cop car
it bounces off of his windshield he turns his little spotlight on and he just sees nine
kids fucking running away and we everybody scattered i got into someone's truck that
i didn't even know at one of the kids and like i just hopped in the bed we all took
off and then it just became like a rescue mission and we're like driving around like
parks and neighborhoods like looking for our other friends like they just come out of the
bushes like fucking seal team six and i cannot believe we got away with that dude that's
insane that's a good question for this week yeah what's your remember oh yeah are we gonna
do questions of the week i've like ignored that for like three episodes yeah because
no one gives a shit nobody fucking calls and says have we checked to make sure that the
number i keep putting on every episode description actually is the right one because i've i swear
to god i've i've i've done it right now what's the number it's because i've already forgotten
the number i've kind of given go to our website fried rice podcast on your phone it'll be
on the bottom i've updated the website just a little bit and if they could do uh if they
could do uh while you're alive to remember that would be better because then you could
get your own stuff together yeah no that would be dangerous that reminds me that black mirror
episode where they had the it's basically this where they had a camera in their head
and you could just rewind and watch anything that you want all the time and he obsesses
over this like his wife flirting with the oh yeah here ringing and welcome to fried
rice podcast voicemail please go ahead just leave a voicemail with whatever the fuck is
on your mind uh maybe i've asked for a specific thing this week maybe i haven't uh maybe you
just want to say hi to the podcast but uh most likely we'll be playing these online
so please leave a voicemail and have yourself uh right the rest of your day i guess hey
i just wanted to have austin text me i think his voice is just so sexy and he's so funny
and also fuck you mickey old bitch okay bye all right now let's see now let's see if that
was the if that so that worked that's such a phoned in voicemail that is such a relief
that we finally tested that after like 20 episodes of telling people to call that number
and it's not just some guy some old confused guy with like living alone why do people keep
calling me they're telling me like what they're gonna do if aliens invade they're they're
what crazy stories like what why i love it though no we got a far first call who was
us live on this show and the next one it could be you oh so in the movie when he's splicing
it's got all those screens behind him like oh man look at him watching all these just
different screens in front of it all time what is this 2024 i told you it was worth
waiting it was a good one uh so uh oh yeah and then and then the movie takes a dramatic
shift and i go oh god don't go to the study isabel i write as this little girl's being
led into us into an uncomfortable situation with her father i'm like and then the motherfucker
knew that was in his he knew he had the implant he's like they're gonna fucking love this
like what the fuck that's gross he couldn't get that deleted he couldn't blow his head
off when he knew he couldn't you want to know the worst part is that robin williams when
he's splicing together this dude's life he gets so he cuts out the all the the molestation
but he keeps the opening into what's going to be in the memory so from her perspective
watch watching this her memory as sad as she's gonna be watching going like oh god i don't
want to be here like this is whatever and then it's gonna show that night and she's
gonna be like oh fuck what's about to happen and then it's just gonna cut to her to recital
she's like okay but like bad editing robin bad that you don't and you know what's fucked
up is like there's probably thousands of ones he could have used from any other night prior
to that that would have been a genuine good night dad i love you that wasn't a terrified
like what's happening like oh also that mom is hot as shit okay got absolute banger i
know i know uh i i was i was head over heels for uh what was her name in assault on precinct
13 oh boy i think i think i'm was that the chick that was also in reanimator uh no i
think that's like the only movie she's ever done okay well i don't remember her uh okay
but yeah okay so austin thinks the mom is hot yes we're we're on a really i didn't care
about yeah well here's the thing it's weird about child molestation his brain goes oh
no forget about that the mom's hot though yeah but i will i will say though palate cleanser
from dark fucking scary shit i mean but but but but austin mike almost has a point here
where it it's you watching this mom hide sex abuse from robin williams is such a disturbing
setting to then get the boner to be like oh man that chick's hot yeah she's hiding sex
abuse for her dead husband but fuck have i been too loud this whole fucking time there
i'm gonna turn it down a little bit i'm so sorry everybody in the audience we're learning
this is gonna get better just a little point to people uh oh god okay so i put this movie
is uh engaging i forgot so engaging i forgot to smoke like i smoked in the beginning and
then i was like damn i'm 45 minutes into this thing i need another hit so i got high um
i wanted jim caviezel to shut up i said shut up hippie because he was like i don't give
a shit that he doesn't like the i-corporate and they did not delve deep enough into what
happened with his sister like what the fuck happened with his sister what happened like
why did robin did they hook up were robin and his sister i think i don't even know but
but then it then it uh then it's talking more about isabella and i put welcome to fried
rice podcast where we smoke weed and talk about fucking this michael we talk about this
this fucking dark dark shit i will say robin made a great move when he did talk to isabelle
by opening up the door making a point to walk open and opening up the door to make her know
that she is not trapped alone in a room with the man he sat a good distance apart from
her he set boundaries he didn't cross any lines with her he was very good i don't know
he should have been a a therapist i feel like it almost was written like he's a therapist
because especially in that when it opens up did it not feel like a therapy session of
that kid watching his father's life like it almost felt like like all right yeah it kind
of is like any good funeral director or whatever they're kind of half therapists it's kind
of what they do yeah that's fucked up that's a hard-knock life to be a fucking work at
a funeral especially if you're a pervert and you all those pictures you're putting up online
because remember our dead naked cold bodies our corpses are just going to be examined
and the older you get the wrinklier and more disgusting it's going to be so leave a hot
corpse and make it on a website if you can if you're a listener you at home i put the
guillotine i get it now it cuts things that's when i got it 50 minutes into this movie it
was a joke they made right at the top and i'm an idiot i don't know uh okay the fridge
was a funny scene though because she's like what do you got in this fridge just there's
jar of peas jar of peas jar thing not much uh she says which is great one egg in the
door and then and then a great throwaway line that i loved which was uh she opens up the
cabinet and she's like what's this he's like well it's some herbalist uh life that i was
watching looked interesting that was one of the best examples of him living vicariously
through all of these lives that he's watching that's his real life are these dead people's
lives like i don't know that was interesting uh it was a cute choice where she ate it and
then it was disgusting and threw it away yeah i like that it kind of brought it in realistic
the uh the little the little tiny twinkie uh blonde boy that jim caviezel used as his
assassin the whole time that cute little blonde boy the little boy band member um the tiny
little man with the blonde hair uh who's supposed to be i guess the threatening fucking presence
in this movie uh he is his best line clean dirty it's all the same to me i put blonde
boy means business lol when jim caviezel goes you see my pretty little blonde blonde baby
boy behind me he don't want to get him involved and then robin wood was like okay and just
walks off middle-aged man 50 years old he's like okay fine this little baby blonde boy
can come and you know i don't like right uh oh okay i did have an issue with this with
this movie this just movie does a trope that i don't like and i didn't know i didn't like
this until i saw this movie so this movie did either an egregious an egregious example
of this or i don't watch most movies critically so one of those two but when he's getting
his tattoo for blocking the when he finds out that he has an implant and he goes to
the underground movement and they are giving him the blue tattoo to at least start cutting
off the audio why is that chick being extra sexual now it's a tattoo parlor i understand
that a lot of their gang hangs out there whatever but a tattoo like especially one that's designed
for the purpose of what your entire group is about which is blocking and getting rid
of this whole itech should just be a medical procedure it should just be oh yeah i got
you please sit down i'm gonna wipe the back of your neck with an alcohol pad right now
we'll get started uh it should be done relatively quickly not walking around seductively getting
your face close to him almost kissing him every single time like oh yeah baby we're
gonna put this tattoo all over your dick it's gonna be so hot you know like like she was
seducing him and then for what reason for no reason and there's a and this happens all
the time in movies if you go to anywhere that's not a rip like a reputable establishment in
a movie the chances are the tattoo parlor guy the medicine person the fucking person
you're getting advice from whoever they're all just sexual predators they're all just
like we're gonna molest you a little bit while you're on this table before we get at you
they're always weird in some ways they're always sexual it's always weird it's always
weird even like the matrix dudes like like they were relatively hands off whatever but
it's even a little bit didn't one of them kiss the forehead of one of them like or like
uh didn't cipher lick the sweat off of like like neo at one point he takes his hand oh
yeah this is the real taste of just weird yeah i don't know okay maybe like when i watched
that scene i was thinking maybe it's because he's a cutter and like he's not supposed to
be there so she's trying to slow him down and distract them while they're getting word
out to people that are looking for him to look for uh they also said it's going to be
very painful so distraction would make sense for that yeah yeah okay but hear me out you're
a cutter you show up to this fucking place right and she tells you so she instead of
seducing you for three minutes before giving you your for five minutes before giving you
your tattoo why not just be like oh this is going to take about 45 minutes you cool with
that it's i'm going to need some time to get my ink gun prepped and then i put somebody
actually got a tattoo for this movie that's a real tattoo that has to be like they that
was a real tattoo gun that was real skin real ink i think someone probably like no no but
think about it it's not a bad thing all you have to do is be like does anyone plan on
getting a tattoo soon would you be cool if it was this design is that cool with you and
it will give you a thousand bucks you don't suppose the burn marks in the middle were
real too then yeah that's probably why that person got the tattoo they're probably like
yeah i've got this little burn mark i've always wanted to get a circle around just think about
it someone outside of it's not robin williams just somebody because you didn't see him at
all you just see the zoomed up that looked like it was a real tattoo being made am i
wrong like it looked pretty realistic like as far as like people doing tattoos in movies
this was a close up on real skin being fucking and it looked bruised at the end it looked
they literally though do uh...
mark out
it's been a big
look like human skin
that's why they use big
well if the guy that
start in
and paid to
and he said that they would use pictures
because after working on that movie he developed such a relationship with the pig
that he became vegetarian and now is that
animal animal uh... rights advocate the old man
if you still like
do do do
the more you know
that mike
all the music
what that's appropriate
i don't know i just feel like bad guys
probably give themselves an unnecessary bad rap when it comes to these kind of things
because like if i personally want to go by drugs off of somebody
or if i want to go get
uh... a implant blocking tattoo is just a normal person i would not want some weird
tattooed faced lady
acting like a snake slithering all over my body as i'm getting ready for this
otherwise important medical procedure i'd want someone professional
and agree to disagree
okay mike from someone who has a tattoo
do you have a tattoo
because i'm afraid when i go there i'm gonna get seduced
you buy it was it
that was sort of a point you might and where you go
what all i'm saying
i want to chew what not a lot of things but i did have a point uh...
oh yeah when she shot up his console after finding out that he
issue reacted a little bit
like he really is just doing his job
i don't think that he fell in love with her because of
her exes for a second i forgot that he was watching her videos
that was a bit too far
that's when it started becoming like stalker-ish
like especially because they never really established
how well they knew each other before the thing like maybe that was their first
interaction
and he just kind of walked in acting like he knew her
he knew her
that couldn't be the first
if that first library was their first
interaction with each other he's just like
and then later on uh...
no no she definitely said about the the girlfriend robert's girlfriend finds out
she was watching her ex-boyfriends videos
uh... what was that tom cruise movie
where uh...
sorry no no no okay give me a fucking second i was in sorry
i'm very i don't even blame you for doing it i'd i'd do that all the time
and i'm gonna go to a movie i usually you guys just bounced on that right away
you okay well really
i didn't say a fucking word i was i was really i was ready to defend
movie where uh...
he's he keeps dying and reliving edge of tomorrow
they renamed it or something that's why i was blanking on it
and at the very end of the movie
where he runs into her again and like went through all that shit so now you
know he's just gonna fucking waltz through everything
i mean how is it any different from that
he just had all the cheat codes that's all he just knew every he knew every
he knew every in and out so he just knew how to
i understand
if you want i get it groundhog day
i was just thinking groundhogs day too because groundhog day as well when he uh...
when he is it groundhog day
groundhogs day
no s it's not the hogs day
it's just the day we celebrate groundhog
yeah there's no apostrophe in it so
in the movie title
are you talking about the movie or the
about the actual celebration of uh... what is it is only what about is it
what month of them
i don't care undone i'm not even a little say that's tangent
is it like
uh... well
uh...
i don't know what we just are doing about
that the fact is he could have gone to a
coffee shop he knew she was gonna be at watches that before that he could
he could have just set himself up here's the problem gone in and know
everything is watched the tutorial that's all he did
here's the problem though is that he uh...
i don't think he was really watching the x things she said
it's easy to plug these in and figure out what they are so she was just going
through his shit
like she got curious and she was going through his guillotine stuff which she
shouldn't be doing in the first place and she
got it in her head
he was watching her ex-boyfriend stuff
wasn't he the cutter for her ex-boyfriend
so it makes sense that he would have that information on her on his on his
guillotine i don't think you're supposed to keep it and keep going back through
she had no right to be mad she was going through his shit that is true
and whether or not he was looking at her ex-boyfriend's shit to get like inside on
her
i mean i just wanted to know what your favorite flower was
and what sex positions you like because i'm a creep right now it is weird
it is weird so
i don't think she should have
fired a live gun inside the house that's dangerous that's just never a good idea
if you have a gun
i don't care how mad you are
don't fire it especially into machinery
because who knows what could happen gun safety is a priority and if you're going to
buy a gun make sure it has a fucking hammer
not just a some weird
gun that
wouldn't work
because didn't it not have a hammer
did it look like it was just
just nothing
but anyway
why a real gun? Oh no, that's a gun that's supposedly eighty years from now
so all i'm saying
i'm gonna pack another bowl in a second but uh...
i put hell of an ending
because i really like that jim caviezel was creeping through
robin williams life at the end it's just that it's a poetic sort of
justice
well except for then all the stuff's in there that's not
that he's not supposed to know either
because he had so everything he watched was in his memories
i'm saying for jim caviezel though he's gonna now destroy the eye network
like he's gonna he's gonna destroy eye tech
which will get
supposedly get rid of the zoe implants down the line
because he's gonna show that sexual
that stuff
like poor but think about poor isabelle
like she doesn't want people knowing about this it's already part of it was
shown in the remembering like a fucking weird
robin williams move that he did. I don't know that your take on we should keep hiding this is
necessarily the right take
i'm not saying
that you hide it
i'm saying you let her privately deal with it with her mother they address it
full on they go to therapy they take care of it but it doesn't need to be a
public thing
for the rest of her life it follows her around like a stigma
that's all i'm saying is that she should have some sense of privacy she
shouldn't be the
the girl that took down eye tech she shouldn't be the reason what i'm saying
is that the fact that you think it's a stigma for her is the problem i don't think
i don't think that or they could give her some
change her name
some sort of witness protection
they could do that
she could change her identity it should be him that has a stigma not her
hundred percent i agree
i agree
there's probably other things in his memory because they even showed robin
williams he's like if we talked about it shows like in the thing if this got out
if this got out this could destroy us right it's like what he's talking about with one of his
business partners
use that
like don't like he said that like they specifically brought the daughter into it
for like
no reason when there's other things that could destroy this company with the
information that they can get from this
i'm just saying there's ways for
her to keep her anonymity in the public eye
and have this shit dealt with which i do think that maybe they address
with her mom at the end because
there's no way that she can keep running from it not after they like there's that
moment on the stairs
where isabel runs up the stairs
you know not trusting her mom anymore to have her back
and so
they're they're probably hope they work on it
theoretically they existed
uh...
i do think the end of the the
it's kind of funny turned into a action movie for the last five minutes where
it's like
robin williams just start running for the service area
the other i i i started laughing just that has kind of just right yeah his
run is so bad it's a little anyway yeah it's it's it goes from like a very tense
moment
into
like uh... uh... uh... everett movie or something like behind enemy uh... what's
that movie uh... with will smith
it's what's that will smith movie uh... uh...
but you
you know the one with where he's he's got some secret information from the
government they're all after him
one of his earlier action movies
i think it's a
enemy of the state
that was based on the behind enemy lines of my mom with like
or else
you know what titles was different people
enemy of the state behind enemy lines
think about an enemy at the gate
uh... it's like one of those three all say in my head but uh...
that movie
the run that he did was like he was trying to do a will smith
whatever we just said enemy updates
what's the one will smith one
and the state
i'm never gonna remember that
behind enemy lines thank you that's a great movie starring will smith
do that was a to be
i haven't checked
but uh...
oh by the way
got into that to be insider program
and i've been messaging them
and i told them like a they asked like
you know what you like to be and i was also a we have a podcast
all randomly just
what movies were gonna watch and you have such a
wide variety of like
be movie schlocky stuff
mixed with
classics mixed with you know the occasional banger like cool originals
the ads are intrusive or too long
we love to be
don't we guys
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we love to be so much that if they were to
give us uh... to be spot
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just enough money to build a tiny little set in the spare room that i don't keep
bodies in despite all of the rumors that we
this established on the show
uh...
yeah so anyway
we'd love to feel like there's a lot of problems with the ship that has been set
on this job
not for the other you see the movies on to be there's no problems with this
ship
yeah
they're they're gonna probably hires as a separate entity
they were like to be they don't want their name on it but like we have it
we didn't make it but not it's just the that's their first not a to be original
non to be
the only home
well if you want us to be you can definitely have a sweep in using you
exclusively for most of our movies other than
occasionally we have a guest come in that doesn't understand the rules and
they're just like a watch this movie that's you gotta pay for
uh...
now for that we do to be did she do to be bitch uh...
to be
or not to be
it's always to be
that's the answer that question
what now that that's something to be the name of someone's podcast about to be
yes they're gonna get hired because they had a better name nope it's gonna be a
segment on fried rice podcast that'll release every thursday after wednesday
friday
what's the night book club
but all i'm gonna do is suck toby's dick
for
that's what he meant that it's just gonna be a paid to be a good minute paid
to be a to be tall g
i'm gonna do you know what fuck it that's such a good idea
i'm gonna do it to be a ten minute to be a
where every week until they give us a fucking time until they give us a slot
you just go through the
to be treated as recommend random stuff
screen just start on the front yes i'm gonna browse their i'm just it's just
gonna be me browsing to be
and talking about to be
how much i loved to be recently added all that's great all that's great all
better check this one out of two days left two days left but
fury all not not what i'm not what i'm browsing to be
might be a movie but not a feeling i'm feeling you know what i mean that's
always
always a smiley face another movie a little bit on to be
here we go
so what's the moralist
the final cut don't know your don't be your wife
don't do any of the things that
probably will use it at all
i'm not really sure
i'm not sure
maybe the moral is is suicide under self-help
so that was a good line
i i wrote that down to and then i just put
because like thinking about holy shit anytime robin williams
like they keep showing that world's angriest dad thing
youtube where it's just like he says suicide
preventable
contact someone if you need help or whatever
and i mean
cheeses to do killed which is
alright
uh... i was as i said like what i took away
memory
not always
we talk
could be remembering something some way but reality happened
at sometimes the cornerstone
yet but even in this movie they leave it open to that that you did it might not
be
all these remembrances could be wrong
one that's why i think it is it is your memory it's not
it's not what really happened
it's not a video
it's your memory like i like the part when he showed the girl video and like
there were under the water
she's like what is all this
sometimes it can't be with reality
loose nation
i wish that scene was ten minutes long yeah and i wish that they went and put
the entire budget into the into that because
what an interesting concept if there was a spin-off
to this movie which again we
do sequels spin-offs prequels
will just pick a character in a fucking movie and will do an entire other movie
based in the universe that doesn't mean she'll be able to change with whatever
we need to do
uh... what
that's so cool
from the from the creators of the mac and me sequel and the smiley face sequel
yet comes
final cut
to the final cut a file of the we we mean it this time dreamland
awakening
tree i i i was i was thinking away to be like that it's final the final cut
awakening
we start the the cutter that helped him
do live
do like the live cutting that guy cuz i like them and what else is he been in
recently probably not a lot let's give another role
we bring him in
even the other chick
with her assistant i don't care we bring all the three of them in there the main
characters
and they as a richer looking at
don't know who is that guy was he in
that her assistant the we the like the little the little guy
yet with the curly black hair right yet
he looks just like that the live action as a printer
as a from the asoka star wars and i'm so sorry i haven't seen a show yet
uh... i until you said a show for right now i always thought was a shocker
right that's all for us so that there's no
well then i'm even more wrong
so i haven't i haven't
even heard it said allowed yet
that's easy enough it would just be him doing like uh... he would special or we
follow new cutter that specializes entirely
people who have broken
broken zoe
and have that dream like uh...
reality might not even have to be a movie could be a show about so many
different things that you could attack about like
you do like black
consequences aftermath
there could be people
who collect memories and they try to like
boondock saints like
that people who did that shit
there could be like a whole a whole bunch of the system to be good like a
vigilante group speaking of speaking of boondock st c shit your i've completely
forgot i didn't even write this down as a as a note but when he went bought that
gun
when he just walked up to that guy it felt like unbreakable
where he walked up to the issue like a super hero is just like
i know who you are
i know you got that scar i know exactly all the bad things that you've done the
guys just
seeking a new corner crime
and then you sold the gun to that one guy killed his own brother
you know just the i need a gun
okay just take it will be a lot of soul fucking
that's it
insane amount of power to have
over somebody
insane
i mean damn i like this technology i do
you know how i would prefer this technology is how they had in
final fantasy spirits within the movie that
love it or hate it
is uh...
well a lot of people hate it
i like it was kinda boring but it's really pretty
shh it's just a dream recorder
and so you just have it next to your bed it records that night's dreams and
you can like watch them
like the next day
but that's a cool that that's future tech i would want
maybe not cameras in your eye that records your every waking moment and
shows the world
weird sex life in your weird
hobbies and
how much time you spend for the t b instead of doing things
it's like they splice my life together to be
watching a lot of shows so i would be
another one after the crazy stories would be every time
drop something and it's like ended up across the room
like all those fucking things like
jesus christ like i wish people would solve that now all those
i'm just not allowed to take a hit am i you're just gonna have dead air every
time guys
every time
i can't i can't i can't be away from the mic for twenty seconds we thought it was for the
sound bite
let's get let's give this movie a rating
what an intense movie
what like like
that was good
i'm okay i'll go first
thought it was great
thought-provoking
great performance by everybody
uh... i like the concept
like the plot i liked
how it all strung together
i liked the through line of him as a kid
like that it wasn't the right memory
so i mean i guess i'm forced to give this a b
i give this movie a b
i i love movies like this uh... like in time or the island where like everything
else is normal but there's just this weird
yeah that's great minority report like
i love movies like that it fits right into that great movies
and uh...
the only thing the only problem i actually had with it was that they didn't
delve more into that universe
and like the implications of things and the consequences of things and like show what
happens afterwards it just
it leaves it all to your imagination but i mean like
you could have shown like a couple clips of something
anything like what people are doing with all the memories maybe they
maybe because they found shit about the guy who started the
i'm going to be been there but they they didn't go to be they didn't go deeper
into it they didn't
show like maybe just a few clips of
some things that happened after everything
or you know
just add it just thought people don't like it they're protesting there's an
underground group that wants to stop it okay well
there's probably more to that
well i don't know it shows just a little bit it reminds me a little bit of the
first uh...
purge movie maybe there's a porn shop where they're selling people sex memories
or something
yeah all kinds of things like that
so because
i i love the movie that i love this kind of movie so i gave it a B
it would have been a B plus if they did just a few more things like that
i think probably
in my mind that's probably what held me back from a plus as well is that they
didn't do enough world building
it's such a great concept and they didn't build the world up enough there
should have been like when you walk around cyberpunk and you see
dildos on and mass
supply you know because that's just the future that it is
this should have had your right memories for sale
bootleg memories
uh... there should be people selling memories i got a memory of a guy you
know
what killed somebody or guy kill himself for you know
is that like
is that's what would happen i think yeah
yeah or uh... people would sell yet it would just be
yeah okay i think that's probably help me back as well
uh... yeah
i i i don't know how
these kind of psychological these kind of thrillers are more fun
bro
yeah i definitely enjoyed it
all the way through
listing
is very interesting because i picked this movie
and i was thought i was picking a robin williams but he which i was it was just
suicidal robin williams instead of
robin williams oh hey i was gonna splice up your memories here
who says the wrong one that you're gonna
uh... you know what i i i didn't think
what's going to be the big goodwill hunting feel like a richard prior special
uh... oh my god he's the summary it was pretty depressing
yes press it's a good movie
so uh... be minus
it
was hard to take notes i had to
what but then when i saw that sexy tattoo dance site diet did get
i was able to pause it for a moment and get into some noting uh... but
will you be minus has no effect on the overall score mike this is a solid b
excellent
the movie that i picked
is a fun interesting movie i think that uh... maybe has gone under under
people's radars
and i've seen it a couple of times
and i like it quite a bit
and i will pull it up right now for you guys to see
it is
there we go the nine's
starring ryan reynolds
please don't make me hate that poll with this movie all night all
but all this was uh... i haven't seen reynolds in anything that i didn't like
and i really don't want that
so this is a young reynolds is two thousand seven i won't give away
the plot because you guys are gonna have to watch it but it's he plays three
different characters
lives are connected somehow
and it's a definite one of those mine trippy kind of movies at some point i
believe
what do you think the whole thing like it's it's
it's i'm pretty sure it's his best performance as far as a
or
mommy but then he's also done cool shit since then
and i also like the other
i would say this is
pretty damn good right now
better like even better than
there i say it
and wilder
i don't just of just i know everyone
which is in the realm of like
we says
that's exactly kind of the area that you put this in
voices is like this is one of his it's just a strange avant-garde
movie
i think is maybe a critique of hollywood if i remember correctly it's been a
while since i've seen it i read today for blockbuster
how many times i'm gonna say that this podcast
like if i show you guys my wallets i still have my blockbuster card it blocks
my i d
like it's uh... you open up first thing he sees my blockbuster cars for your
uh... autopsy guys
yet that's what i'm hoping what is a blockbuster yeah
will be gentle but we're gonna wake up on the table slabs don't show anyone
uh...
the last night for my finger in my butthole and i say please
but if you do
now you put your blockbuster card
credit card slot yeah
that's great
i would actually be okay if my if my gravestone was uh...
a replica of a blockbuster card with my name and date of birth and death on
there
that'd be great just future ideas and imagine in like three hundred years
somebody's walking around in grave sites and sees that doesn't take any idea
they take a laser etching uh...
their robot a i man servant takes a laser etching
uh... they're like what is it they take it over the historical chronicles
whoever's you know
i'm whoever's governing
the historical chronicles at this point
whoever you're allowed to get your information from because we're going to
go in the future you got robot laser servants
i think we're living in a world already where they're trying to control what
kids are listening to and
by painting books and shit there's been over four thousand
book bands last year all you saw
and that's and that's and that's ridiculous my gravestones gonna say you just lost the game
so that's funny
that's great i like that
so movies gonna be the nines
two thousand seven run around
uh... this is
in the season premiere
we're pretending like you're not there
but now
we're back with you
there's a point so you know that you know what's going on
uh...
this has been fun
we're gonna continue to do camera stuff maybe different angles maybe we'll have
uh... difference maybe we'll have a table at some point
hopefully soon
thanks for joining us this is our first episode
season three fried rice podcast with me as always is
if he had
the nines i don't know see i don't have a joke ready for that one yet so i'm just
gonna have to go back to the final cut
honestly if you were to at austin if you were to really splice his life together
it would just be a lot of just not measuring up to what he thought he was
going to end up being
just looking in the mirror with kind of a
rejected feeling and just knowing that if he just gets through today
it'll be maybe okay
hey that mom was hot i don't give a fuck
with us as always
is michael he you know i wasn't kidding i'm gonna maybe secretly start feeding
him cheeseburgers to slowly take off
months or days of his weeks of his life
each time he does something to annoy me i'm willing to slowly kill
one of my friends because
i'm just at petty larson
chile also got up that's why
that's the reason why
with us is always as pause the music待待待待待待待待待待
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