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of so much louder than i thought picking on this thing of so sorry

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uh... with us

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as always

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michael larson

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alright

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as i did and figure all the way through god i thought looked at i'm so sorry

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but this is new equipment so that was picking your system whatever i hope

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this leveled out a lower p dot

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we got a soundboard everybody

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here

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this is a new up hopefully better sounding season that it's ever been

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before

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i'd like to welcome you all to the season two finale which i totally

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surprised by producer with uh...

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and michael host

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that's the nature of uh...

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right right now

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i guess you know looks like a fairly talk

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dot i don't understand how much work

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jesus christ it's it's

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the other might be so much easier okay

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uh... i have to turn up your stereo just in case

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yet if i'm so sorry everybody and then but

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probably don't turn it up because because then i see that there's some

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so aggressive loud

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because it's just seeing walls of volume on the screen

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i don't know if i could i'm sorry everybody but hey listen we're trying

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or it's it's hard out here for a pimp

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do you remember that movie

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it's that the one who are out here for a pimp no it's called a

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my mom

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saw that movie

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and when she left

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she begged us kids to go on what i think

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like pre app store

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but like go on to the ring store like the ring the ringtone store

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on her flip phone

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you know like her early two thousand like go to that specific thing and get

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her the uh... that's hard out here for a pimp

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uh... ringtone and she had that for years

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and she fucking

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she thought the beat of it's hard out here for a pimp just hit different

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ever since then i i know that she'd secretly probably be into rap but i

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think just like

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she never listens to it she's always listening to you know that classic uh...

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not even

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classic rock we're talking

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beetles uh... be it like like fifty sixties rock

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like i even think eighties hair metal is a little too little too much maybe

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maybe she was a pimp and you never knew

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and that song just resonated with her

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or it's about my dad

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maybe your dad was a pimp and my mom's is bottom bitch

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yeah i'm sorry mom your dad's a mac okay

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i never meant to say that

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i feel bad immediately

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took the one person i don't wanna make fun of remember which ringtone side it

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was was the one with the crazy frog that you can never unsubscribe from

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on us

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i know that i had to use

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type in the name

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hard out here for a pimp

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for a bunch of times for the h

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it once on the two or the one for the eight you know

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that was fun remember call tones where you would call someone else on

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apps of what the fuck happened that was the best

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i don't know that

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all that

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this is

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i'm almost at the positive just make a million dollars but

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the fact that there's not an app right now where we can do call back

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like just easily right now in the app store to be like

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so you're saying

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right now i could just install an app it'll it'll

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like one eight two all the small things every time somebody calls

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that was a bigger or the phatel

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you can do that now

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i'm six feet from the edge

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you could say you're going to a song

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in your phone you can do that talking about

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when people call you

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they hear instead of

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they hear instead of ring ring ring they hear a music

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when they're calling your name is a really good set it up but you got it

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when you're calling them or when they're calling you they call you when

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that can do that now okay

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right now

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change your phones that the next time i i call mike

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and mike has it on his phone i call mike instead of hearing ring ring ring i

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hear the i'm an old bitch song like whatever

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absolutely change your income anything you want

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nobody does it anymore

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i'm not saying it really work to look we're having a

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like we're having a gen x versus millennial discussion right now

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i'm not saying that yes when what when austin calls you your phone is going to

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emit the ringtone

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that you chose

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i'm talking when he calls on his phone

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what he's here

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is a song

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instead of ring ring ring

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that's what we need

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i think that's the

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you're not claiming you could do that now okay

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i'd knew that there was a miss a miscommunication here

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we all know ringtones exist that we can put

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mike's looking at us like we're fucking morons how did i master technology over

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these younglings

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it doesn't have to be just

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you can change it to whatever you want

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it would raise we know you old bitch

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we're talking about from his phone

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it would ring for one second and then it would switch to whatever song they

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chose oh i know my mom had i hate everything about you but i like what was

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everything about you

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uh... continue uh...

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uh... that's by uh... three days grace

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period great which is

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you know what them and uh... i was just buck ross shabelle

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it's just one of the ship held i

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it's the second to show that up

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you know what

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you know what outside

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it's all side

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what even is like it's all side notes

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side note of mike what what my favorite

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uh... books to read is it was a child

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uh... as a team or

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whatever young young kid

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what i see and i recommend the state any young person listening if you have kids

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animals right as we all remember that

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k a apple gate

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the author to go

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kathryn aplegate her husband

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those books

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also wrote a series called ever world

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it's it's either one world one word or two ever world it's one of like

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pronounce it right

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one of like the coolest

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like book it covers like all different sorts of like ancient god

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it doesn't matter

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like so far right

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the reason i bring this up

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when i was reading those books and loved them

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they released a cd

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called uh...

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and it had three

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it had a shit

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a chavelle song

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a a song by uh...

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by uh... fast

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you know that song uh... touched by fast

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what am i doing this just

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we're all wondering that ever world there's no audio books uh... i was more

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of a zoo books kid

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zoo books

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i never had to go never got to have a i'd just watch the commercials i was my

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zoo books all that's fucked up my parents had national geographic

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we had sports illustrated

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swimsuit edition so i mean

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i feel like you're trying to bring us into your book club andy

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just a little plug for wednesday night book club

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i'll go i'll go if there's pictures

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okay gotcha pop-up books

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speaking of which just a little sneak preview of

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a future what's in it

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to listen to all

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fifty one hours of

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the entire htp

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for you guys the audience kiss no one asked me to are you gonna stream it live

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to fifty one hour straight

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just just use it in your chair

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it was used on the couch

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edges my reactions is while shouting he will not divide us

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i don't understand the reference

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that was the child but you're the one who brought up the child of a thing i

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don't know if i've seen it

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i just knew about it as you about it like

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that whole i watch the whole thing you'd like

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he did that right like

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there's a lot of the movie theater

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what they know he's going to sell

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that mean two episodes we watched him get murdered camera yeah

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that's pretty great

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you know what i want to do

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we can't we can't do a youtube child of a p dot right now

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but as much as i want to as much as it's calling out to me we just can't do that

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yeah we really do

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i bought a tiny spinner

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on my quest so i have this

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i've a quest to find the world's tiniest boys

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that that were

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pictures of my childhoods

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like of my childhood did you already find that like that was one of your jokes

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yeah i know

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thank you

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i don't get your guy like that let me let me do the joke now

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yes i did

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well now that i can't

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the five-star uh... i but i did

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i was on a quest to find the world's tiniest stretch arms are i think i've

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talked about

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pockets that's what i want to do it

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it up it unblocked

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it's so i thought

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world's tiniest person who wants to first

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we're not going to put this on film but who wants to do what's happening is what spin

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will let you go first

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what do you explain what it does what i did if you remember spent our when you

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it's a little disk you put a

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paper on and spent in you spent around and you put

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it makes a little art

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that are spent our

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was very popular

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chill lose all the little bottles

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so it goes to okay so also

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grab this little violent but what what color do you want you pick a color blue

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okay i want blue that's green

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so if we mix green and

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the purple you know i felt like that was a stupid

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okay stupid they are yes you got to perfect pop the pop those bad boys off

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brennan you wanna grab the mic

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uh... commentate on this a little bit

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this is this is yet that

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so that you small here for

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it was a lot take a little take a little top

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you very careful

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okay don't let the in

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you sure this must be a kid's toy it is now

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i'm gonna spin this and you're just gonna drop in the ready

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is that led-based

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all my god so cool now wait

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now you put the purple

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says a little but you press on it yet

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uh...

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yet looks

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will all right

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you ready for your summer

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the guy that does this on you too

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yet what you want to have

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that you really put a lot of purple

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it's very pretty though i would be trying to get out there

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it'd be

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they look like little hippie

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will we have to make sure

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okay well great that was a place to

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nine ninety nine

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he didn't even have fun playing with it

294
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you spin it again

295
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it yeah i mean we can hear you what all of the thing up in

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it'll attract you know it's but i think it might be another people in it

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that's it's a one-time use nine ninety eight didn't even use the red

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uh...

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it's due to

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at that time

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adding all

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it went all the way through

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uh...

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well i have copies of the same art

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so

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so we're supposed to

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we're supposed to take off the sort of soaking that shit group

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over one hundred original

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all on our page

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we're going to come over an exclusive recall the tiny spinner

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here

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collection

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it's going to be the same tears every other tear

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price-wise five dollars but the first one to claim it gets a tiny little

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spitting next week we're going to do tiktok challenges

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reprobate bands around a watermelon while we're talking about the movie

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so it explodes

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we do that

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sure will be the ice bucket challenge

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i did that

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i did it too

322
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i don't know if i spoke challenge i've been taking it away what am i doing

323
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this is the longest i've gone through an episode without that place been art

324
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before fifteen minutes

325
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what are we fifteen minutes i have a smoke a fucking thing

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all my dot what are we smoking anyway

327
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this uh... or smoke right now is

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that we've from the syndicate

329
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it is uh...

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the week's call the strains called obama

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uh... and the dominant hybrid

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dot

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now i can finally get to look for you

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what we do

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spit

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literally

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i've had so i've so much to say about the movie that like i'm i'm just

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thinking like why are we talking about anything

339
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but the movie but uh...

340
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uh... this is our season two finale but one of the people

341
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listeners

342
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uh... you know being on this journey with us

343
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the last couple of seasons you know uh... season one was brought

344
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we're gonna move that over to peter

345
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uh... it's not

346
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uh... we're gonna fix up our picture

347
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remake it better

348
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but uh...

349
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we're gonna work you know work work make changes

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buckle up

351
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rice rice bands press presence

352
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right as i can't people

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sparkle up

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season seven by twenty twenty six six six seven twenty twenty six

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and a movie twenty twenty five

356
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and a movie

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all pocket

358
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now not to not to discredit um... doctor god in any way

359
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that improv

360
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of very talented

361
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have the opportunity to make a move

362
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i don't see why

363
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at some point down the line

364
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last up let's get we've already had some great ideas

365
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if mac and me let's just do a sequel

366
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and i if mac and me i should have done the whole thing where i'm talking about

367
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fucking like a flashlight but if we if mac can meet let's just do a seat by all

368
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means dream big andy were more of a sh are confusing short film bunch of

369
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people if anything

370
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uh... yeah

371
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we're like what the beetles tried to do a couple times when they got together to

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make movies

373
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just for drug addicts with the camera who was the was this

374
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uh... i got shot

375
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yellow submarine

376
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after watching this movie i feel more confident that we can make a movie

377
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that's what i'm saying

378
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we just gotta get signed tallied involved

379
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we might be able to convince them to make a sequel

380
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uh... look listen i'm actually thinking

381
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if we came up with a good enough adaptation of one of elron hubbard's

382
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other stories and like in

383
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and like really gave it a bit effort

384
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and i'm not even

385
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i'm not even saying

386
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we'd be speaking about i'm saying we just make it

387
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scientology

388
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sci-fi

389
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well if we had a result of a fine shelly first

390
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okay we are going to maybe have to maybe not air this episode because we're gonna

391
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have to

392
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his of

393
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she like that but there is going to be more shit like that so

394
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uh...

395
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this is going to be well we'll see but a site all of you

396
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if you could take a joke

397
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and you trust me you want to show

398
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the world to take a joke right now

399
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people are great

400
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your scary organization but if you want to show

401
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you could take a joke

402
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union guys

403
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duet uh...

404
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battle filter

405
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trust me by the end of my twenty pages of notes that i wrote for this fucking

406
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movie

407
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i have some ideas of what we can do

408
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and i want it more than

409
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i want it more than a mac and me too i want it more than a no escape to

410
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back to the island

411
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more than the mac flashlight

412
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oh yes i want nothing more than a flashlight for the creators of the mac

413
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flashlight battlefield earth to the starting will smith tom cruise and

414
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john travolta

415
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but yeah

416
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uh... then you know what i'm afraid

417
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just like i have a proper stick around my car

418
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people can see my life

419
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so they see me

420
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drive around

421
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i'm just afraid that someone's gonna actually listen to like just someone out

422
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here's listen one of the episodes

423
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it's here that should act

424
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it just

425
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i don't know attack me

426
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with how much i drive in phoenix door dashing and how much chaos i cause on

427
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the road i'm afraid to put the sticker on

428
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:01,440
that were finally in a start getting calls to be a

429
00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:05,360
you'll you book drive like ship other booker get off the road i would kill for

430
00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:09,880
some calls

431
00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:15,480
if you can get us to get us some angry fucking calls broke i would say cut

432
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people off on purpose

433
00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:19,040
because then we have some voice mail to show

434
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listen guys

435
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i promise you

436
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if you call the number of our website

437
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you will not know what's gonna answer

438
00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:30,440
it doesn't even rain it's just gonna go to a voice mail just leave a funny

439
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voice model care

440
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if it's anything just

441
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were desperate

442
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this is like

443
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uh... i chose to put sauce video

444
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of this

445
00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:45,580
on on on someone's finger

446
00:20:45,580 --> 00:20:49,240
it was just kind of twiddling its legs back and forth so it's it's like someone

447
00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:51,680
second girl talking or love on the phone

448
00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:55,360
just kind of laying on the couch into a leader to the pier p

449
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that's what i want

450
00:20:56,420 --> 00:20:59,420
well as near voice mail i want a little bit of that

451
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that's what we got

452
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,720
what we spoke at home

453
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:05,360
uh... l a confidential no

454
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oh bomb

455
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:09,680
i brought that one and then uh...

456
00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:10,640
and then more

457
00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:14,760
it will work okay

458
00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:18,060
limit your lemon cherry gelato

459
00:21:18,060 --> 00:21:20,160
cycle mike

460
00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:21,000
you like that

461
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,320
cycle mike

462
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:24,480
your your tall

463
00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:27,380
and you look like you walk around on stilts

464
00:21:27,380 --> 00:21:30,680
he doesn't he doesn't have enough here to be a cycle

465
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:34,360
well that's true they all they all like you look the most like one of the uh...

466
00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:37,720
dudes that one of the humans trying to survive the site yes

467
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:39,780
then they've been all the aliens look like

468
00:21:39,780 --> 00:21:43,760
corn aliens like new metal took over the world

469
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:46,400
yeah

470
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:50,000
ready to set a ship of a background johnathan davis from corn

471
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but yet

472
00:21:52,140 --> 00:21:54,040
before you get all the way before we get

473
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all use son of a bitch

474
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that's great

475
00:21:58,340 --> 00:22:01,880
look what he found so ladies and gentlemen if you are

476
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:05,520
uh... panipatia when you listen to couple of sorts go we talked about from

477
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when we were kids

478
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ice cream

479
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which is to hand us out these little lemon packs

480
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:16,560
among other things like glass part bombs remember those are here

481
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:17,720
glass shit

482
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the best ones were the ones that inflated

483
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and it pops

484
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my wrong oh yes yeah you

485
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pop up like you saw it

486
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it's all that

487
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if that would feel like a

488
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time release mission impossible style

489
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situation

490
00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:32,040
as a kid you're like and then you threw it

491
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and as it's as it's going to start to

492
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wait and then like you know they'll set formula eighty

493
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:40,760
i don't know if anyone remembers that one of the it was like a to and it had

494
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this gel that was really sour

495
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:46,480
now i do not know what these are

496
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:51,100
like a class

497
00:22:51,100 --> 00:22:55,200
i'd i'd i'd do it on the bus to and their girls started crying

498
00:22:55,200 --> 00:23:00,880
we are we did that we threw marbles like cars out of the process

499
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,080
i think one of the worst

500
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:03,560
uh... we throw out

501
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and eighty

502
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into a

503
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:11,400
one of what was called up in california though

504
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for the

505
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sewage

506
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:15,820
sewage uh... those big

507
00:23:15,820 --> 00:23:17,300
yet the oculus because big

508
00:23:17,300 --> 00:23:18,400
submit

509
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submit late

510
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:22,000
roll through california talk you know it's about right

511
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,360
they're huge right at the l at the l a river like a huge kind of version of it

512
00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:26,880
all but like

513
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where we were

514
00:23:28,580 --> 00:23:31,520
yet the river i don't but that's what they call it but uh...

515
00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:34,400
the uh...

516
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,120
this tastes like medicine i think you

517
00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:39,160
brought drugs are you trying it

518
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:42,080
i don't think you're supposed to just eat it outright i think that's why i was

519
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:47,120
yesterday may give me but i was not a choice so you put in your hand

520
00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:51,160
what that's that wasn't the ice cream and that was the ice cream

521
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:54,760
it all is these two boys from l a told me that the ice cream and give it to us

522
00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:56,320
and i'd never heard of it

523
00:23:56,320 --> 00:24:00,640
okay and then i'm walking through the mall in san diego

524
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,160
there's an outdoor ball

525
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:04,040
and i'm walking through the ball

526
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:06,280
and there's a cart

527
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:09,360
and they had like a giant display

528
00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:10,360
so

529
00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:13,020
all my god now it's more used for like beer

530
00:24:13,020 --> 00:24:17,400
like you are not supposed to just like this but it's from a candy company

531
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:20,560
it's literally made by a case you saw all use it

532
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,240
assault

533
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:24,880
just post-pocket on its own

534
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:29,320
be more cultured andy or report on the like that another sucker no i could

535
00:24:27,180 --> 00:24:35,680
yeah when you're a kid

536
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:32,160
totally see this in my michellotta

537
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:37,400
or your hand and just try it

538
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:40,880
so kinda like it's like though how they like the super sour candy and they like

539
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:42,320
looking at it

540
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:45,280
this is triggering something if you want to make five bucks line it up

541
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:47,360
snorted

542
00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:48,440
you know what

543
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:50,400
not that let me do it

544
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:54,180
uh... i'd yet i i was gonna say

545
00:24:54,180 --> 00:24:55,880
did you said that like we all did it

546
00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:59,720
i would be like none of us did that i don't think it was stored i did sort of

547
00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:00,920
pixie sticks

548
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:05,480
stick what i think they're i'd ever like to have lunch

549
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:09,960
ice ice book day uh...

550
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:12,000
i spoke to you

551
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,560
rolled up piece of uh...

552
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:15,780
computer paper what's being was a joint

553
00:25:15,780 --> 00:25:16,660
and it was just

554
00:25:16,660 --> 00:25:18,780
it's just a birth paper

555
00:25:18,780 --> 00:25:20,460
birth of paper by a some

556
00:25:20,460 --> 00:25:25,400
i watched a girl smoke and now and later rapper

557
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:26,840
nothing in it

558
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:30,280
rolled it up and spoke to the next black seat that's that's you

559
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:31,920
that's black see paper

560
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:34,080
that's gross paper

561
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:35,000
by wrong

562
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:38,160
that not like some of the worst paper you could burn and it's so small yet i

563
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:41,200
mean she's a still alive and she's married and has her own house house

564
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:44,240
and well jobs that's a great that good for her

565
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:46,840
it works so if you're out there kids listening

566
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:49,620
finally there's now now later

567
00:25:49,620 --> 00:25:51,560
now or later

568
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:53,560
later you'll be successful it

569
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:57,920
it now the lady of the success of the

570
00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:01,200
that was the joke i was searching for that you nailed

571
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:03,080
don't know anything different from the world

572
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:06,120
or other kids

573
00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:08,320
it's okay

574
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:08,940
i

575
00:26:08,940 --> 00:26:11,440
so that i think there's a difference between the middle of the world and we

576
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:14,600
didn't send it to the other

577
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:16,040
yet yet the yellow pack

578
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:17,880
that

579
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:20,840
it's a straight limit but that the people

580
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:27,400
this is hard to this would be really good like that the car there are

581
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:28,300
ex-con so here

582
00:26:28,300 --> 00:26:32,200
i show you a lot of the world so much on my hand

583
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:36,440
there's like i can't finish this amount of salt right there's so much on here

584
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:38,120
and i don't know what to do with it about it

585
00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:44,520
said i don't want to go over my shoulder

586
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:47,320
all god i hate it

587
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:49,320
it's reminding me of what

588
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:52,940
and not the all-con looking like a horse on a salt

589
00:26:52,940 --> 00:26:54,840
that's what it is

590
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:58,480
i feel like a horse of the solid i'm so glad because i didn't believe you guys

591
00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:01,600
that i didn't believe you guys when you told me that it gave you these packets

592
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:05,880
of stuff so i found a man this is the same name they said layman seven-day

593
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:09,440
because they thought it was home they thought it was seven up or something

594
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:12,340
i'm loving it right now it's pretty good

595
00:27:12,340 --> 00:27:17,200
it's pleasant it wakes you up though

596
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:20,240
that's when i graduated from other stuff

597
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:24,520
god i can only imagine snorting this

598
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:31,160
i feel like i could clean dishes with this like they're really hard to scrub ones

599
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:34,280
why god

600
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:41,280
so it takes another day

601
00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:46,880
all my god everybody he just went full-packed he's with full-packed he's

602
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:49,160
got a mouth open

603
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:52,280
he's got a mouthful of salt right now

604
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:54,060
he's a little bit yeah

605
00:27:54,060 --> 00:27:55,520
see kids you don't have to

606
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:58,440
do drugs to be cool

607
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:02,560
you just gotta have the beer helps though

608
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:03,760
and

609
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:05,760
the beer

610
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:07,840
i can't now i look like a pussy

611
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:11,560
because i'm literally taking ginger little licks off the palm of my hand right now

612
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:15,520
and hey listen if you're a freak out there listening stop it

613
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:19,120
just stop it there's nothing weird about what i'm doing just ginger little licks

614
00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:22,560
on the thumb my palm

615
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:26,120
just little tongue kisses on my palm

616
00:28:26,120 --> 00:28:31,720
salty little tongue kiss you pervert stop thinking about it you freak

617
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:33,760
oh god

618
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:36,160
we're not following the mic rule uh...

619
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:37,560
uh... but

620
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:40,080
but he said how does it taste in your hand

621
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:42,680
he was adding to the uh...

622
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:45,840
whatever we were doing right now

623
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:48,920
this is reminding me of childhood in a weird way

624
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:50,400
i feel like if i

625
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:53,320
i feel if i go any further i'm gonna get trauma

626
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:56,840
and if i uh... if i go any further back i'm not gonna remember anything it's

627
00:28:56,840 --> 00:29:01,840
that perfect little sweet spot

628
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:02,800
this is

629
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:04,160
fuck sake

630
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,760
this is awful

631
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:08,240
oh my god i should

632
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:10,120
this is killing me right now

633
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:14,240
this is fucking killing me i need to get this is awful one more just think about

634
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:17,320
clear mints cheese while you're eating it

635
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,200
no i'm talking

636
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:23,320
pretend you're in battlefield earth and you found some clear mints cheese in the in the wreckage

637
00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:24,140
somewhere

638
00:29:24,140 --> 00:29:28,280
and it's all disintegrated and that's what it that's that's all you got left

639
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:29,600
this is

640
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:30,680
hurting me

641
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:32,800
in like uh... like internally

642
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:36,320
this is my body's physically just being like what are you doing

643
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:39,440
what's happening you sicko why are you slicking salt

644
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:43,800
like my brain is telling me yes but my body

645
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:45,400
my body

646
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:49,400
is saying fuck you

647
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:51,640
i'm gonna talk oh my god

648
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:54,440
it's a good thing that wasn't a total trigger i could imagine just like you're

649
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:58,280
suffering physically eating it and then also reliving childhood trauma

650
00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:00,160
your childhood nightmares

651
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:02,640
no i remember what the ice cream man did to me

652
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:08,360
stop it uncle ray ray

653
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:11,100
that's you guys are sick

654
00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:15,120
i told you it stopped just shy of all that stuff so

655
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:17,880
the old lemon seven days are uh...

656
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:21,800
are i think a sweet point my child but i think that's when we get received art art

657
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:24,140
art dog rosie

658
00:30:24,140 --> 00:30:27,800
she she was a puppy from a litter next door

659
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:31,600
which is a championship golden retrieving uh... retriever breeding

660
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:32,960
so they say

661
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:34,400
and they gave us a puppy

662
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:35,440
she was great

663
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:37,120
wonderful dog

664
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:38,200
shout out to her

665
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:44,720
everybody give it up for rosie

666
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:45,600
thank you

667
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:48,400
and then just i'm not gonna talk about rosie without bringing up dot

668
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:49,760
because dot of course

669
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:51,240
was my second but we do

670
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:54,760
alright uh...

671
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:55,480
the salt

672
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:56,680
fucked me up

673
00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:59,700
you assaulted me right now

674
00:30:59,700 --> 00:31:01,640
and i was lame and i know it

675
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:03,800
but the fuck you

676
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:10,800
i think you had a tangent without salt

677
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:13,400
i'm so sorry for wasting this

678
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:20,400
fifty-second

679
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:24,360
action

680
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:27,440
yeah i'd just tiny amount and it's like

681
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:29,600
now opera

682
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:33,700
you did a whole pack i can only imagine

683
00:31:33,700 --> 00:31:36,340
uh... it says it's distributed by

684
00:31:36,340 --> 00:31:41,400
or the address it's lapoma avenue in your belinda

685
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:44,740
let's go assault

686
00:31:44,740 --> 00:31:47,120
on show it's made in mexico

687
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:50,760
there's a very heavy company

688
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:52,680
distribute by

689
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:56,520
uh...

690
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:59,080
and who walk

691
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:00,160
that's fancy

692
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:01,120
and what's up

693
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:04,900
same noise andy makes me eat it

694
00:32:04,900 --> 00:32:09,400
that's great

695
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:16,400
that was a fun distraction

696
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:20,000
uh... we're smoking joey what are we smoking

697
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:20,820
uh... read it

698
00:32:20,820 --> 00:32:24,280
okay i just said give me something with high

699
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:26,000
austin brought a joint

700
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,080
it's called

701
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:30,160
uh...

702
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:31,120
that is the name

703
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:33,860
was gonna smoke it though

704
00:32:33,860 --> 00:32:35,280
it's free we'd so it's good

705
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:37,080
yeah always

706
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,800
thank you austin

707
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:41,200
alright guys

708
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:43,520
enough chitchat

709
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:47,600
we need to talk about

710
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:50,240
holy shit

711
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:53,400
a movie

712
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:57,240
i'm straight bangers every time i get it's a great book in the movie

713
00:32:57,240 --> 00:33:01,160
a lot of people

714
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:03,380
chosen some

715
00:33:03,380 --> 00:33:05,480
well let's say polarizing movies

716
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:09,040
for progress podcast to say that

717
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:10,920
i hate to mention it but dot dot dot

718
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:14,320
or if you don't stop dot dot dot you'll go blind which is

719
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:16,020
the worst movie of all time

720
00:33:16,020 --> 00:33:17,520
that was bob's pick

721
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:19,280
we have sleepwalk kill

722
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:21,940
also bob's pick

723
00:33:21,940 --> 00:33:24,480
we had that anime movie

724
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:25,880
world's here

725
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:28,800
there's been some polarizing movies but i think this movie is going to be the

726
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,440
most

727
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:33,920
divisive and polarizing

728
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:38,240
to rise

729
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:44,500
well movies battlefield earth the years two thousand or is it

730
00:33:44,500 --> 00:33:46,040
star george revolta

731
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:47,280
forest wittaker

732
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:50,480
berry pepper and others

733
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:52,160
the german title is called

734
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:56,920
who date

735
00:33:56,920 --> 00:34:04,200
uh...

736
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:10,680
it's a sign tallah g science fiction movie

737
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:11,960
starring

738
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:15,800
elron hubbard

739
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:19,000
where shelly crew

740
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:20,120
and uh... miss

741
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:22,320
gava who gives a shit

742
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:25,400
i don't know being super offensive fuck you sign tallah g

743
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:28,280
or do you want to see what your bullshit

744
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:29,920
as you know out there

745
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:36,360
science all these a bunch of kuku wackos that listen that

746
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:39,160
we're there than most

747
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:42,520
type of shit right they believe aliens came down from who gives a shit

748
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:44,360
and landed in a volcano

749
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:46,440
and then unfroze and then

750
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:50,480
flew into each other and you know and now that's that's we can you know

751
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:52,320
that's where we're at

752
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:56,800
a bunch of them got together to report to be one of three spain

753
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:58,560
dot on that car in greece

754
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:00,560
who write up in a crazy bill

755
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:01,280
believing in

756
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:02,320
but

757
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:03,480
let me talk

758
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:08,480
look who's talking

759
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:10,160
uh...

760
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:12,000
it's a this is a story

761
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,040
about

762
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:15,640
a uh...

763
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:17,960
one thousand years into its conquered

764
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:19,040
status

765
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:25,000
man is defaulted to man animals and they are being run by dominant force the

766
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,520
cyclos

767
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:28,680
uh... from planet cyclops

768
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:30,160
or cyclops

769
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:32,320
uh... beautiful purple

770
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:33,840
like super high

771
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,040
futuristic planet that they come from

772
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:39,040
they've conquered hundreds of thousands of planets

773
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:41,840
their soul

774
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:44,160
drive as a species

775
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:48,040
as a corporation that they call themselves

776
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:49,920
profits

777
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:54,920
precious metals

778
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:58,880
so is the main caveman guy is that jay from jane and silent bob because the

779
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:02,960
whole time i was thinking that that's very good descendant from from

780
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:06,720
one of the war movies is it saving private ryan yet it's it's very pepper

781
00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:12,440
receiving private ryan also maybe the knock around guys

782
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:16,400
i didn't look at it

783
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:18,280
he's great

784
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:19,560
and then we've got

785
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:22,200
take from sons of anarchy

786
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:27,760
all yet course did you have to be a day yet that was great

787
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:31,800
of course force with a career who has force with a car i even as an alien

788
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:35,400
yet

789
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:38,400
i don't know

790
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:41,800
if the contacts in the makeup fixed it a little bit but i noticed this is

791
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:46,520
trippy i wasn't as noticeable maybe the the hair distracted from it

792
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:51,000
i think there's a lot going on with like that i just sort of like all right

793
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,960
whatever

794
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:55,280
i still like him in phone booth a lot better

795
00:36:55,280 --> 00:37:02,280
the couple times i did all i did is it all one way

796
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:04,880
so

797
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:08,840
right at the time so did mine so right

798
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:13,480
right off the top

799
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:16,800
i have an issue with the opening text

800
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:20,920
so i so ok here we can hear it's a year three thousand

801
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:22,160
once mankind's home

802
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:25,760
it's been ruled for the past one thousand years by a cruel alien race

803
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:28,360
from the planet

804
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:35,360
as they've done on countless other planets across the galaxy

805
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:36,640
the cyclops

806
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:40,120
mine earth's metals and teleported back

807
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:40,800
gold

808
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,560
is the most

809
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:44,600
that valuable

810
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:45,440
is not

811
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:47,080
rodeo

812
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:50,160
is the most valuable metal on earth

813
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:51,960
you can maybe say palladium

814
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:53,200
if you're trying to get

815
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:55,400
uh... a little bit into the rarity of it all

816
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:59,800
so no gold is probably third or fourth down the break of precious metals that

817
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:02,580
they should be mining now

818
00:38:02,580 --> 00:38:05,240
the time frames also

819
00:38:05,240 --> 00:38:08,640
two thousand it's the movies made in the year two thousand it's the year three

820
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:13,160
thousand that's just our has been ruled for the past one thousand

821
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:17,560
which would be two thousand

822
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:21,680
here the movie was made is the year they came of course that's how

823
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:23,080
a lot of

824
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:24,440
movies that take place

825
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:26,460
have you ever noticed like

826
00:38:26,460 --> 00:38:29,680
here's a movie that takes place a hundred years from nineteen from nineteen

827
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:30,620
eighty seven

828
00:38:30,620 --> 00:38:32,840
and it's a movie made in nineteen eighty seven

829
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:33,820
and it's just

830
00:38:33,820 --> 00:38:35,320
hundred years from now eighties

831
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:36,940
you know like like a really

832
00:38:36,940 --> 00:38:38,440
they do this all the time

833
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:40,360
like all the time that's it that's a trope

834
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:44,320
so yeah i'm sorry that it's they should have been yet no actually mike

835
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:46,960
i'm so sorry i'm not discredit

836
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:49,160
that's a great critique

837
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:52,460
you don't have to hold the mike torsos coffee you can hold it towards you uh...

838
00:38:52,460 --> 00:38:54,320
it talk into it if you want

839
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:58,580
but you're right it should be the years three thousand fifteen

840
00:38:58,580 --> 00:39:02,620
uh... it's been one thousand three hundred and twelve years since the uh...

841
00:39:02,620 --> 00:39:06,480
cyclops have taken over right it really should be some random numbers this is a

842
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:07,400
little clean

843
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:08,880
unless

844
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:09,440
i mean no

845
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:10,600
no you're absolutely right

846
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:11,720
that's lazy

847
00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:14,260
that's lazy story

848
00:39:14,260 --> 00:39:16,060
that's lazy

849
00:39:16,060 --> 00:39:17,640
i'm not gonna forgive that

850
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:19,440
you're absolutely right

851
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:21,360
what a debacle

852
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:22,760
so okay

853
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:24,520
we have

854
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:25,200
uh...

855
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:26,800
i've wrote

856
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:28,680
that the green font

857
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:33,100
was unawful choice

858
00:39:33,100 --> 00:39:38,120
just right off the bat i did not like that green font it was too bright

859
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:38,980
it just

860
00:39:38,980 --> 00:39:39,940
was ugly

861
00:39:39,940 --> 00:39:43,600
it looked cheap

862
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:46,980
first rule of fucking podcast fight club

863
00:39:46,980 --> 00:39:49,820
is you turn your phone off bro

864
00:39:49,820 --> 00:39:54,400
or at least put it on the easy option of vibrate which everybody has on the phone

865
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:56,720
you click a few volume down buddy

866
00:39:56,720 --> 00:40:00,840
but the list by the breaks once you said

867
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:03,560
i won't even say who did that cycle

868
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:04,940
also with that

869
00:40:04,940 --> 00:40:08,100
that green text explaining everything then you go into the cave with the

870
00:40:08,100 --> 00:40:13,240
caveman and then you just get all the exposition again

871
00:40:13,240 --> 00:40:14,580
well of course

872
00:40:14,580 --> 00:40:17,960
they are he tells the whole story that's like yeah we've been living this for a

873
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:22,400
thousand years we know we know the story dot the policy get

874
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:25,300
why are they in animals

875
00:40:25,300 --> 00:40:28,840
i was there man animals

876
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:30,820
even if a thousand years have passed

877
00:40:30,820 --> 00:40:34,300
why would we forget the basic understandings of how to but they were

878
00:40:34,300 --> 00:40:36,120
wild made animals

879
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:37,680
so like the

880
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:41,040
were smart enough to make clothing they were smart enough to make clothing

881
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:42,840
why is it always

882
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:45,220
strips of animal flesh

883
00:40:45,220 --> 00:40:48,760
why wasn't there a loom

884
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:52,160
and maybe yes why would it be a loop

885
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:56,200
we okay fine maybe they've kind of default a little bit but

886
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:58,840
even if there isn't a loom

887
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:00,080
they would

888
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:02,680
still why do why

889
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:04,840
strips of animal

890
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:09,440
flesh around why not make it look is there no fashion sense as humans we lost

891
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:10,780
the the the

892
00:41:10,780 --> 00:41:15,520
the desire ability to look good for our partners as the mating ritual died off

893
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:18,460
in this areas about just political

894
00:41:18,460 --> 00:41:19,880
and you guys but no i think

895
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:23,520
you want to look pretty and so i don't think that just right over height to do

896
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:24,160
the trick

897
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:28,760
well how many women did you see

898
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:32,960
there was a black chick and i did put had this small group of people get so

899
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:34,720
racially diverse

900
00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:38,200
one thousand years in the future

901
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:40,040
what happened there

902
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:44,000
i'm just saying it's like it would make sense i don't care if they're all white

903
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:47,560
they're all black if they're all just one color but they need to all be pretty

904
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:52,840
consistent like why did homeboy have a british accent

905
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:54,860
where the fuck did that come from

906
00:41:54,860 --> 00:41:58,200
it's not like they took him from britain and dropped him down

907
00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:01,360
no he grew up his whole life in that little fucking

908
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:03,960
uh... that little age of empires to

909
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:08,400
uh... split the wall village that they constructed in the mountains the same

910
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:15,400
reason that john travolta read all his lines like he was doing shakespeare

911
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:19,520
and no i'm quieting myself to restrain years to smack you for talking shit

912
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:22,920
about jt's performance but we'll get into this at just a moment

913
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:25,580
uh...

914
00:42:25,580 --> 00:42:30,660
i put each the greens the green screen mountain scene just a huge

915
00:42:30,660 --> 00:42:33,800
nothing you know we all know it's fucking bad

916
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:35,760
graphics are bad we can forgive it

917
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:38,000
right it's just limited budget maybe

918
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:38,920
i've looked it up

919
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:42,400
it's signed all the money we talked about strew but they had nineteen

920
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:45,240
it early two thousand side talk

921
00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:48,680
post tom cruise jumping on a couch cytology money which is different kind

922
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:49,160
of money

923
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:53,080
it looked like a episode of power

924
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:56,440
i think they used the guy for power they had tax exempt money

925
00:42:56,440 --> 00:43:00,060
they had they had seventy three million

926
00:43:00,060 --> 00:43:03,080
two thousand dollars

927
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:06,280
it'll be i thought this was at least a hundred

928
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:08,640
you know what don't they stretch that seventy three

929
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:10,840
the two thousand

930
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:15,480
seventy three million today's like two fifty

931
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:19,760
you know what this is a total fifty million dollar missy

932
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:25,760
most of the money went to the actors

933
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:27,300
our cytology

934
00:43:27,300 --> 00:43:30,160
that's right you know what most of the money went into the went into the

935
00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:31,320
celebrities

936
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:35,400
they all the money went to the actors and the cg i and then they had us right

937
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:36,440
it

938
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:40,640
the cg i

939
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:45,080
well okay yes so it's it's it's a little rough but i can forgive it very pepper

940
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:51,240
uh... i got excited when i saw him and then i was like

941
00:43:51,240 --> 00:43:54,440
pictures to slow motion when he cried

942
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:56,760
after finding out that his dad

943
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:58,580
so his dad guys

944
00:43:58,580 --> 00:44:02,540
and then he does the worst reaction to it like that

945
00:44:02,540 --> 00:44:06,720
just slow motion slow motion transit they extended artificially

946
00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:08,020
just a second or two

947
00:44:08,020 --> 00:44:09,280
and then transition out

948
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:12,520
probably with one of the many many many

949
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:13,840
start in the middle

950
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:17,800
pan outward transitions that they do

951
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:22,360
i put all i put these transitions and a dot dot dot uh... was my next note

952
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:24,180
uh...

953
00:44:24,180 --> 00:44:28,300
how does such a small group of people such a diverse racial makeup uh...

954
00:44:28,300 --> 00:44:31,120
i need to smoke some wheat so at this point

955
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:34,020
i'd realized that shit that bullshit

956
00:44:34,020 --> 00:44:36,960
and i didn't smoke any weed and i realize i need to smoke some wheat

957
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:38,800
and i think exactly

958
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:41,040
and i thought

959
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:44,580
i think from this moment on though because my next my next notice

960
00:44:44,580 --> 00:44:45,940
and i love this music

961
00:44:45,940 --> 00:44:49,480
i start to i start to have a different vibe about this whole

962
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:51,360
experience so buckle up

963
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:54,120
that was a little negative to start with that i'm so

964
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:55,220
sorry

965
00:44:55,220 --> 00:44:59,160
to even put a little bit of mustard on this otherwise

966
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:01,520
fucking brilliant asked me

967
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:03,840
need to smoke in order to enjoy it

968
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:05,200
some nice earthy

969
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:08,720
some would say battlefield earthy all

970
00:45:08,720 --> 00:45:13,040
i figure you have weed math coke i don't know what all you did enjoy this movie

971
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:16,600
or sleep

972
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:21,200
okay

973
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:22,160
so they

974
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:25,360
very pepper runs away from his little village whatever uh...

975
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:29,800
that he's a greener he likes things that are green on the other side right what a great line

976
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:31,120
what great little thing

977
00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:33,880
also in like sort of a post-apocalyptic

978
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:34,680
am i wrong

979
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:37,680
is that not like something that the title that somebody would get

980
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:41,000
right like all he's just a he doesn't want to stick around just a greener man

981
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:44,200
but he just likes things green on the other side bro

982
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:47,600
that's but that's a reference to the grass is always greener though

983
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:49,640
that's what

984
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:53,600
i know

985
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:56,480
did you guys think i didn't understand the reference of

986
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:57,520
he likes

987
00:45:57,520 --> 00:46:00,960
uh... we were clarifying for the audience other people here

988
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:04,800
i don't think that i have more respect for my audience that everyone is for

989
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:11,800
expression grass yeah just turn on the that's okay

990
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:14,880
for on this thing would

991
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:19,080
and so with the most respect

992
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:24,440
old that ever ever ever let me get

993
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:25,600
so they get

994
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:26,960
so

995
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:29,860
but your vital to the to the thing

996
00:46:29,860 --> 00:46:34,360
i don't put down the mic

997
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:37,960
i need you to talk otherwise this is sounds like silent abuse pick up the

998
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:40,680
bike mother fucker

999
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:47,680
people here creek you did that wrong

1000
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:55,960
face-up one of my early notes you

1001
00:46:55,960 --> 00:47:01,540
one of my early notes was uh... why why is the camera always angle

1002
00:47:01,540 --> 00:47:05,520
like why why is it always an angle at a tilt

1003
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:07,580
like i don't understand dutch

1004
00:47:07,580 --> 00:47:12,280
i think that will touch it dot that's a great every single every shot you know

1005
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:13,560
what though that's like

1006
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:16,880
that's you know what that would be like using any other movie of

1007
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:21,520
is like that

1008
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:23,360
there's no pocket away

1009
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:25,640
there's no pop

1010
00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:29,560
that you can turn that shit on by break after after after what we've been

1011
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:31,900
thrilled

1012
00:47:31,900 --> 00:47:37,560
are you playing a game is it on like just get open up a little box

1013
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:39,960
uh...

1014
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:41,480
cherry-blossom

1015
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:44,280
tripping uh...

1016
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:48,120
cycle like

1017
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:54,720
turned off just three not to get out of the volume but you said it would be

1018
00:47:54,720 --> 00:47:57,520
listen with the most of the broke up most respect the love i didn't have

1019
00:47:57,520 --> 00:48:00,000
someone to turn on my

1020
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:04,000
but it feels like deja vu is the matrix broken

1021
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,980
just abusing my so that you're a perfect

1022
00:48:06,980 --> 00:48:08,720
i got my ex-lover left to be

1023
00:48:08,720 --> 00:48:12,320
jokers on the right

1024
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:16,680
larry shirter old man earlier you were saying you did want to be in the matrix

1025
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:17,520
so they're just

1026
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:18,840
there's give me a taste of it

1027
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:23,840
yeah which we recorded that but it was a really good

1028
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:26,200
tell everybody

1029
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:27,160
dot i

1030
00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:28,000
this whole

1031
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:31,320
talking i hope this worked out of so sorry this is an unusual so that i

1032
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:33,660
hate my favorite part of this movie

1033
00:48:33,660 --> 00:48:35,760
is when he shoots the cow

1034
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:37,920
it's a couple of

1035
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:39,960
all yet we're not even there

1036
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:41,440
uh...

1037
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:43,960
so i think he has twenty pages

1038
00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:47,320
yeah i'll go i'm trying to go quick i'm trying to go quick i had to get that in

1039
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:50,680
there that i don't know where get there will get there so very pepper goes to a

1040
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:52,160
mini golf park

1041
00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:54,780
k so very peppers and me all part

1042
00:48:54,780 --> 00:48:57,160
now my issue with the mini golf park

1043
00:48:57,160 --> 00:48:58,920
is that there's no way

1044
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:02,120
that you could actually build holes around how close that those exhibits

1045
00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:03,480
were to each other

1046
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:06,000
i know that they were trying to cram in as many

1047
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:09,000
fun shit into that one shot

1048
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:12,920
the tiki head was too close to the parking uh... night or whatever like the

1049
00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:14,520
bridges to close to the other thing

1050
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:18,480
like where are the holes but unless the holes are literally three people's

1051
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:19,800
and then where's the challenge

1052
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:22,240
this is stupid many part uh... unless

1053
00:49:22,240 --> 00:49:24,280
now let's say okay

1054
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:29,120
i'm i'm willing to compromise and say that right before the aliens attack

1055
00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:31,280
that mini golf owner

1056
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:33,360
decided to move

1057
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:36,360
the more expensive exhibits

1058
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:38,420
into one central location

1059
00:49:38,420 --> 00:49:39,160
so that

1060
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:41,920
expect them better

1061
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:44,240
so

1062
00:49:44,240 --> 00:49:49,280
i don't know what more credit that it deserves i don't know how i feel

1063
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:52,280
necessarily about the mini park but other than that i really

1064
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:55,720
when he shows up and he gets scared by the big dragon

1065
00:49:55,720 --> 00:50:00,240
he's like those you're the one it's like this entire group of people just scared

1066
00:50:00,240 --> 00:50:01,520
by this

1067
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:04,760
golf course get statue i do like that

1068
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:05,540
i do like that

1069
00:50:05,540 --> 00:50:07,960
i thought that was funny

1070
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:13,840
first i think real genuine haha of this otherwise classic workplace comedy

1071
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:15,560
uh...

1072
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:18,160
so

1073
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:22,600
so i really like that date the way that they've default i like that they are

1074
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:25,760
scared of everything but that dot like i feel like

1075
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:26,800
he's very

1076
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:31,480
is a little bit too afraid of things later on which but i'll get to put on

1077
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:34,320
uh...

1078
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:36,200
some of the cinematography

1079
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:38,960
in this uh... in this

1080
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:40,340
actually pretty good

1081
00:50:40,340 --> 00:50:43,160
was it the greater the brown you like better it now i didn't say the color

1082
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:43,800
palette

1083
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:45,080
i said the cinematography

1084
00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:46,920
which may be is the same thing

1085
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:49,720
as far as the shots were shot

1086
00:50:49,720 --> 00:50:52,960
now i know you said there's a lot of dot jingles okay

1087
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:54,240
a couple of them what

1088
00:50:54,240 --> 00:50:58,080
these the established and shot of the dystopian mall

1089
00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:02,000
when he's discovering class for the first time he falls to like twelve of them

1090
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,960
it has been saying slow motion

1091
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:07,440
yeah after being shot

1092
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:09,440
later on started stand out

1093
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:11,540
uh... that i will say this

1094
00:51:11,540 --> 00:51:15,040
the relationship that this movie has to class

1095
00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:18,360
that i'm gonna tell way deeper into later but i just that's a little like it

1096
00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:19,320
was spent on

1097
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:23,760
this is a little kids of this a little all seventy three million dollars i was

1098
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:27,240
page dedicated to the class mechanics of this movie but right

1099
00:51:27,240 --> 00:51:29,880
when he discovers glass for the first time

1100
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:30,960
unlike

1101
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:34,040
that's a weird way for someone to interact with glass for the first time even if they

1102
00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:36,320
do it even if it is class for the first time

1103
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:38,080
you could see that so like a

1104
00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:39,100
is there is that there was

1105
00:51:39,100 --> 00:51:45,200
grimy glass right it was see-through whatever but um...

1106
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:46,840
so i'd be like that

1107
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:51,400
i'd be like that

1108
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:52,560
the aliens

1109
00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:56,320
better have a more effective weapon that a laser handgun beam

1110
00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:59,680
or laser beam handgun because this mother fuckers having a hard time

1111
00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:02,080
hitting the fat dude

1112
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:03,200
like they were like

1113
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:06,500
out so it's like one versus three is difficult

1114
00:52:06,500 --> 00:52:09,680
so i guess when the cyclos came down they must have came down

1115
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:13,160
overwhelming numbers and as we do see later they do have

1116
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:14,920
transportation technology

1117
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:16,480
so like i do believe they

1118
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:19,560
popped in a bunch of space ships and we don't have space ships so like

1119
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:20,640
we're fucked right

1120
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:23,640
they said it took nine minutes to take out

1121
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:25,920
they said it took us nine minutes

1122
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:29,440
and yet later on we get a bunch of fucking primitive people that

1123
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:30,240
somehow

1124
00:52:30,240 --> 00:52:32,560
item off

1125
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:35,560
there's one issue maybe with the movie but i'm not gonna talk shit i like this

1126
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:39,500
movie uh...

1127
00:52:39,500 --> 00:52:40,480
uh... all

1128
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:43,640
i personally

1129
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:47,200
i personally eight-seem-broke

1130
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:48,600
uh...

1131
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:52,920
i shattered my stuff like broke my shin bone when i was like eleven years old

1132
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:55,560
and that was the most painful moment of my life

1133
00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:57,640
it happened at lunchtime

1134
00:52:57,640 --> 00:52:59,440
uh... at school

1135
00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:01,840
playing that one game with an

1136
00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:04,720
with an offensive name where you uh... throw the ball in the air and you catch

1137
00:53:04,720 --> 00:53:09,200
it and someone just tackles you for no reason

1138
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:10,200
they uh...

1139
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:11,920
well anyway my foot was in a hole

1140
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:16,000
i fell one way foot stayed one way it just snapped in half

1141
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:16,920
it was awful

1142
00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:18,680
and so anytime i see

1143
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:19,720
especially

1144
00:53:19,720 --> 00:53:21,740
a fat dude with a beard

1145
00:53:21,740 --> 00:53:25,240
jumping off a high distance and then shattering his leg

1146
00:53:25,240 --> 00:53:26,080
terrified

1147
00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:27,160
that just

1148
00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:29,360
shook me to the core so director

1149
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:31,040
good job

1150
00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:34,360
putting a little bit of fear into otherwise at the light for

1151
00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:38,840
workplace

1152
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:41,600
uh...

1153
00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:43,000
a little bit editing

1154
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:44,960
the word in their picky but uh...

1155
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:48,160
it's otherwise strong movie but i don't want to be a picky

1156
00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:50,400
the horse does rear up

1157
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:52,960
for the laser beam hits it

1158
00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:55,080
so otherwise i mean i could

1159
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:58,760
theoretically by that the horse was scared for another reason and then

1160
00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:01,240
reared up and that's what he took a shot

1161
00:54:01,240 --> 00:54:04,120
but i think otherwise he would have missed the force didn't rear up so i do

1162
00:54:04,120 --> 00:54:05,580
think he's either

1163
00:54:05,580 --> 00:54:07,760
a bad shot and got lucky

1164
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:09,560
or bad

1165
00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:12,900
any thoughts on the any thoughts so far

1166
00:54:12,900 --> 00:54:16,040
we're just amazed by your uh...

1167
00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:19,440
i wish i had here

1168
00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:23,360
rose glass that you watched this movie

1169
00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:27,000
i'd i'd just had point glasses harkin's just watch it

1170
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,760
as soon as i see the cyclos show up for the person like

1171
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:34,920
feeling like a freak on a leash

1172
00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:37,440
he does look a lot like jonathan davis

1173
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:41,400
they all they all do you even though women even force with your people

1174
00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:44,360
women

1175
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:46,920
so what are the rules of this uh... the stupid guns that

1176
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:48,400
fire upside down

1177
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:53,760
apparently is their only weapon to yet it pushes park bench uh... obliterates

1178
00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:54,920
street sign

1179
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:56,480
stuns man

1180
00:54:56,480 --> 00:54:59,120
kills man

1181
00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:02,560
blows up through bricks later we see like these things are capable so i i'm

1182
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:03,200
thinking

1183
00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:05,160
phasers phasers but with with

1184
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:07,840
with with the with the do you see the dial but it only look like that two

1185
00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:09,400
options

1186
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:11,480
and unless stun

1187
00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:15,280
and obliterate street sign or the same fucking option

1188
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:19,240
but that is switching is dial-out mid fight i don't think that's that piccolo

1189
00:55:19,240 --> 00:55:22,360
being that he does she's been a little bit of a candidate

1190
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:27,240
special becannons

1191
00:55:27,240 --> 00:55:33,720
so i had i had a little bit issues with the physics of the gun uh...

1192
00:55:33,720 --> 00:55:34,360
uh... for it

1193
00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:35,920
it's also sorry buddy

1194
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:38,200
uh... terrible graphics terrible graphics again

1195
00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:43,160
uh... this whole transport scene terrible graphics

1196
00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:45,200
uh... okay

1197
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:47,940
controversial thought

1198
00:55:47,940 --> 00:55:49,900
if the cyclos dominator

1199
00:55:49,900 --> 00:55:53,040
you

1200
00:55:53,040 --> 00:55:55,840
and humans are banned

1201
00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:59,840
like like humans are second-classes their main animals

1202
00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:01,200
cycles of

1203
00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:07,960
cat animals animals manuals manuals their manuals are getting my head

1204
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:11,200
if the cycles of taking over not only hurt

1205
00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:13,640
countless other planets

1206
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:14,620
they win

1207
00:56:14,620 --> 00:56:16,280
they are the dominant life form

1208
00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:18,880
what are we doing as animals trying to

1209
00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:20,120
buck up

1210
00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:21,280
order of things

1211
00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:23,220
like that would be like right now

1212
00:56:23,220 --> 00:56:25,080
if kangaroos started picking up

1213
00:56:25,080 --> 00:56:28,240
bucking machine guns and started killing australians that we'd be like wait a

1214
00:56:28,240 --> 00:56:29,240
minute

1215
00:56:29,240 --> 00:56:32,600
this isn't right we'd have to put an end to it

1216
00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:36,680
from this from that perspective which is what i took for this whole parking movie

1217
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:42,040
is i am not rooting for very it at his buddies in one

1218
00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:46,000
at all what i will tell you are rooting for is that the white

1219
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,040
can i think it's steaming

1220
00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:50,560
over the top john travolta comedy

1221
00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:54,920
battlefield or were him and his bumbling hogan's hero body force

1222
00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:56,080
wittaker

1223
00:56:56,080 --> 00:57:01,120
go on a little really fun adventure windows pesky animals

1224
00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:02,280
bucket club up

1225
00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:04,240
that try to stop up

1226
00:57:04,240 --> 00:57:05,360
will he succeed

1227
00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:09,760
who knows it's one arm blowing off of a good top of the movie

1228
00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:12,480
it's battlefield or

1229
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:14,560
so so

1230
00:57:14,560 --> 00:57:17,560
but on a serious note i would say

1231
00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:21,120
if a really did come down and they said hey we pretty much offered everything

1232
00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:22,720
were taking you guys over

1233
00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:25,680
you're gonna basically have to do it i what we say

1234
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:29,700
i'm not gonna go die in some for fucking with it took nine minutes

1235
00:57:29,700 --> 00:57:31,820
to take out humanity

1236
00:57:31,820 --> 00:57:34,280
and now you're just figuring this all out

1237
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:38,760
by the way first book he picks up declaration of independence

1238
00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:41,160
he should have picked up a harry potter

1239
00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:43,240
that would have been more realistic

1240
00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:44,120
i'm just saying

1241
00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:47,760
you would have gotten the same ideals but he would have dealt with i think uh...

1242
00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:50,060
john travolta in a more bold a more

1243
00:57:50,060 --> 00:57:51,240
the area

1244
00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:53,520
that could have been more fun but continue

1245
00:57:53,520 --> 00:57:55,560
what we can say might take nine minutes to conquer

1246
00:57:55,560 --> 00:57:56,760
i'm gonna be like

1247
00:57:56,760 --> 00:58:00,800
payment

1248
00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:04,960
i feel like the cyclos take the same amount of car conquer planet as it does

1249
00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:09,360
for me to political conquer sexual exploit

1250
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:11,480
just nine minutes and uh...

1251
00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:12,180
network

1252
00:58:12,180 --> 00:58:19,080
why would they want you to see that she's tongue

1253
00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:19,760
uh...

1254
00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:23,440
i can get over the forehead

1255
00:58:23,440 --> 00:58:24,520
i said the denver

1256
00:58:24,520 --> 00:58:26,480
damage also denver

1257
00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:29,880
which is where they were the whole time

1258
00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:30,580
looked

1259
00:58:30,580 --> 00:58:33,980
the graphics with the show denver destroyed ever

1260
00:58:33,980 --> 00:58:37,040
were worse than the fucking original croat

1261
00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:40,120
remember when you see that that the opening of the quote careful they're

1262
00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:43,280
talking about the croatian opening to the croat

1263
00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:45,280
the one where it's it's

1264
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:46,940
the city

1265
00:58:46,940 --> 00:58:48,900
rate of fire

1266
00:58:48,900 --> 00:58:50,180
looks bad

1267
00:58:50,180 --> 00:58:54,000
uh... i'd like i'm all all day long with the croat watch that guy just keep

1268
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:56,280
heroin cocaine in space

1269
00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:57,400
mountain of drugs

1270
00:58:57,400 --> 00:58:58,240
loved it

1271
00:58:58,240 --> 00:59:00,120
love the croat

1272
00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:02,960
can't wait for the the reading

1273
00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:04,640
so many

1274
00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:08,720
kitchen they're just there they're tearing apart the or it like it's it's

1275
00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:10,680
supposed to be are like okays

1276
00:59:10,680 --> 00:59:14,760
is it not eric dravens and it is like it is eric draven that i was like all it

1277
00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:17,000
is eric draven it should have been a different croat if you talk about that

1278
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:20,040
the other ones they they was different guys it was different guys in the other

1279
00:59:20,040 --> 00:59:22,400
one here they're okay they were great movies but it's not

1280
00:59:22,400 --> 00:59:25,260
they should have absolutely got a different croat hundred percent agree

1281
00:59:25,260 --> 00:59:26,600
with you should have been like

1282
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:28,440
here's andy writes the croat

1283
00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:31,440
you're trying to connect to like a younger audience

1284
00:59:31,440 --> 00:59:33,360
okay well maybe i'm not excited

1285
00:59:33,360 --> 00:59:35,720
uh...

1286
00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:38,400
let's see jesus these fucking

1287
00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:39,200
creatures

1288
00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:40,480
walking around

1289
00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:42,920
on those boots stills that they had

1290
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:46,680
yeah most obvious

1291
00:59:46,680 --> 00:59:52,760
bad call that any movies ever made when it comes to like costume design like i'm

1292
00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:54,860
a part but

1293
00:59:54,860 --> 00:59:56,220
that's what that's

1294
00:59:56,220 --> 00:59:58,040
delightful workplace comedy

1295
00:59:58,040 --> 01:00:02,040
uh... because of course think about what cogan's heroes

1296
01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:05,040
uh... which i've never really actually seen but i know that might be an upset

1297
01:00:05,040 --> 01:00:07,320
this one if you watch that right

1298
01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:08,040
you can hold the bike

1299
01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:09,880
have seen hoagie

1300
01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:12,520
you see no good here

1301
01:00:12,520 --> 01:00:14,520
and it was a bunch of public not seats

1302
01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:16,880
right and like what was like a fat dot c who's like

1303
01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:20,080
you know whatever right

1304
01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:23,200
kind of the same things like we're supposed to like you

1305
01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:26,000
do you ever feel bad for the dot he's been moved in that show

1306
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:26,880
honestly now

1307
01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:29,840
no they never picked up a light works it's like

1308
01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:33,480
their their shenanigans get them like in trouble with the boss and

1309
01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:35,520
you kind of feel bad for them

1310
01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:37,720
i've never seen it

1311
01:00:37,720 --> 01:00:39,520
who's the heroes

1312
01:00:39,520 --> 01:00:41,080
hoagie it's in the title

1313
01:00:41,080 --> 01:00:43,200
hogan's not a cannot see

1314
01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:47,120
hogan's heroes are at a different i was wondering why people watched

1315
01:00:47,120 --> 01:00:48,880
watching a show

1316
01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:53,500
about a bunch of not he's doing stuff like

1317
01:00:53,500 --> 01:00:56,000
it's not about the nazis it's about the

1318
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:57,680
for

1319
01:00:57,680 --> 01:00:59,280
all-time

1320
01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:03,600
all good is their leader that change your whole idea of your daily of what

1321
01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:05,520
hogan's heroes was that

1322
01:01:05,520 --> 01:01:06,720
i thought

1323
01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:09,360
that someone made a spoof the

1324
01:01:09,360 --> 01:01:11,500
not see workplace comedy

1325
01:01:11,500 --> 01:01:14,480
and called it all good

1326
01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:16,720
and for some reason

1327
01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:20,600
and listen you think what you think all that's that's unrealistic

1328
01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:24,000
you think that's all the same time all of the family and the guys back in his

1329
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:27,520
life and they cut over to do to have to think that the fucking

1330
01:01:27,520 --> 01:01:29,920
generally with the confederate flag on it

1331
01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:33,680
you know what i'm talking about there's some of that shit

1332
01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:35,120
is all of us

1333
01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:37,040
anyway thanks for teaching me that's been a

1334
01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:38,580
you don't want

1335
01:01:38,580 --> 01:01:40,640
the dot all special to do with it

1336
01:01:40,640 --> 01:01:44,120
dot

1337
01:01:44,120 --> 01:01:47,240
all i was saying

1338
01:01:47,240 --> 01:01:52,040
back that

1339
01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:58,320
yes even back then they did not look at things from the nazis point of view

1340
01:01:58,320 --> 01:02:03,160
there enough uh... but but but that way but now back to the group

1341
01:02:03,160 --> 01:02:04,560
it look like a kind of wet

1342
01:02:04,560 --> 01:02:06,200
video like

1343
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:09,800
i don't know if that's what you got the idea from with the movie or what but

1344
01:02:09,800 --> 01:02:11,700
but i think that big-ass

1345
01:02:11,700 --> 01:02:15,240
i was thinking more like early two thousand like goth

1346
01:02:15,240 --> 01:02:15,900
pdm

1347
01:02:15,900 --> 01:02:17,880
i was thinking the same thing too

1348
01:02:17,880 --> 01:02:21,480
i was thinking about one video of those kids that in that little uh...

1349
01:02:21,480 --> 01:02:24,440
underneath the bridge or whatever the just did to get the back

1350
01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:30,120
yet the whole time with the reds and but have you seen those

1351
01:02:30,120 --> 01:02:32,600
you know change your mind

1352
01:02:32,600 --> 01:02:36,080
i believe they were made for walking i'll look at that

1353
01:02:36,080 --> 01:02:38,800
you guys are talking about the park in my

1354
01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:41,360
please for the love of god we got a little bit of this

1355
01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:43,840
i got back to get that she would have it

1356
01:02:43,840 --> 01:02:47,760
okay in kardashian where we don't wait you to leave the family

1357
01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:50,000
now he's your today

1358
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:52,720
did you really first time did not like it

1359
01:02:52,720 --> 01:02:55,280
they hate

1360
01:02:55,280 --> 01:03:02,280
get that one of team or two

1361
01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:04,640
uh...

1362
01:03:04,640 --> 01:03:08,560
that's pretty funny okay i'm seeing the connection now okay yet that's that's

1363
01:03:08,560 --> 01:03:12,600
pretty good the con everybody just google kanya big boots and you'll be happy

1364
01:03:12,600 --> 01:03:13,960
uh... he looks

1365
01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:15,640
but it looks like a child

1366
01:03:15,640 --> 01:03:18,760
he doesn't like a little kid where he's wearing his dad's

1367
01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:21,560
it's close for the first time

1368
01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:25,560
it for you little funny way dot but you can't get like pro hitler uh...

1369
01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:28,480
well that's what you know how good to hear of this guy

1370
01:03:28,480 --> 01:03:34,120
this bucket kanya

1371
01:03:34,120 --> 01:03:35,360
uh...

1372
01:03:35,360 --> 01:03:38,600
well shit out to address your concern no i it's not from team it's actually quite

1373
01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:42,160
a nice but they at the at the year that i bought it and it was fine

1374
01:03:42,160 --> 01:03:46,160
did you use it

1375
01:03:46,160 --> 01:03:49,120
where do you have a hope so that's all

1376
01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:52,240
weights it looks like it's just gonna spray everywhere the weights like so

1377
01:03:52,240 --> 01:03:56,200
that's not the u s talk to your asshole i was

1378
01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:57,480
i said wait to

1379
01:03:57,480 --> 01:04:01,860
my hopes up as well as looking at your part

1380
01:04:01,860 --> 01:04:03,920
well listen i know it's threatening

1381
01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:07,360
it it's a little holes that shooting upwards but

1382
01:04:07,360 --> 01:04:09,560
sitting on it

1383
01:04:09,560 --> 01:04:11,880
it just let it rip

1384
01:04:11,880 --> 01:04:13,000
i promise you

1385
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:14,320
after

1386
01:04:14,320 --> 01:04:16,520
the discomfort of maybe the first time

1387
01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:20,100
someone please cut this out

1388
01:04:20,100 --> 01:04:26,240
i'm not gonna you know what i i spent so much time on my soapbox arguing

1389
01:04:26,240 --> 01:04:27,200
the days

1390
01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:29,320
for people to have them in their homes

1391
01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:32,640
maybe i just want to live in a world where

1392
01:04:32,640 --> 01:04:36,240
i want to live in a world where people have

1393
01:04:36,240 --> 01:04:37,280
cleaner assholes

1394
01:04:37,280 --> 01:04:38,440
and i know it

1395
01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:41,640
like i i can look you in the eyes and know your fresh my boy

1396
01:04:41,640 --> 01:04:43,980
you know i

1397
01:04:43,980 --> 01:04:48,200
i'm looking at you austin a year stronger man for using a bidet

1398
01:04:48,200 --> 01:04:50,400
i'm stronger

1399
01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:53,320
amazing

1400
01:04:53,320 --> 01:04:54,800
back i'm gonna close

1401
01:04:54,800 --> 01:04:56,160
on you with the

1402
01:04:56,160 --> 01:05:00,080
so distracting

1403
01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:02,200
uh... okay

1404
01:05:02,200 --> 01:05:05,800
that we get into it uh... jonathan triple test character who i i don't even

1405
01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:08,920
died in right is named out it didn't matter to people to take the whole time

1406
01:05:08,920 --> 01:05:11,520
which

1407
01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:15,320
that's just what i'm gonna call the whole time

1408
01:05:15,320 --> 01:05:17,280
so

1409
01:05:17,280 --> 01:05:18,680
okay

1410
01:05:18,680 --> 01:05:21,960
so captures the mammals i've no problem with that part of his job he's head of

1411
01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:25,680
security it's how it's like the it's like the opening to any good

1412
01:05:25,680 --> 01:05:28,160
workplace comedy structure of how the work

1413
01:05:28,160 --> 01:05:30,920
roles you know what you mean is probably co-workers

1414
01:05:30,920 --> 01:05:32,200
uh... there's that i mean

1415
01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:33,800
if you don't think this is a comedy

1416
01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:36,640
just wait till we get to the part where that the minimal picks up a gun and

1417
01:05:36,640 --> 01:05:37,960
shoots somebody

1418
01:05:37,960 --> 01:05:41,400
and he any terms of the selectors the fucking way that happened and it happens

1419
01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:42,280
again

1420
01:05:42,280 --> 01:05:43,600
pocket hilarious

1421
01:05:43,600 --> 01:05:45,200
or the rat

1422
01:05:45,200 --> 01:05:46,000
what he's like

1423
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:48,440
what he's like let's see what their favorite food is

1424
01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:49,760
and that they eat the rat

1425
01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:53,600
this is one of the funniest fucking movies i've ever seen not for being bad

1426
01:05:53,600 --> 01:05:57,000
for legitimately being a comedy and being good

1427
01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:58,400
uh...

1428
01:05:58,400 --> 01:05:59,440
so

1429
01:05:59,440 --> 01:06:02,440
so that's like i get it

1430
01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:03,560
the mankia

1431
01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:05,960
the animals

1432
01:06:05,960 --> 01:06:07,720
so

1433
01:06:07,720 --> 01:06:09,040
exactly

1434
01:06:09,040 --> 01:06:12,960
science all of you might have some points

1435
01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:16,960
so the animals i get it they've been there they got captured their unfamiliar

1436
01:06:16,960 --> 01:06:18,440
with uh...

1437
01:06:18,440 --> 01:06:20,280
unfamiliar with

1438
01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:26,440
what spaceships are stuff they're obviously freaking out i understand that

1439
01:06:26,440 --> 01:06:30,580
they were getting sprayed with like a hose that didn't seem that powerful

1440
01:06:30,580 --> 01:06:33,240
and they were still acting like they were

1441
01:06:33,240 --> 01:06:35,280
in a spaceship for the first time

1442
01:06:35,280 --> 01:06:38,880
they're not familiar with what water is and the concept of clean

1443
01:06:38,880 --> 01:06:40,720
i don't buy that for one second

1444
01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:41,640
and so

1445
01:06:41,640 --> 01:06:44,440
i had an issue with the shower in part where they're spraying down the post

1446
01:06:44,440 --> 01:06:45,400
appointed that

1447
01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:47,640
like i said mike i know buckling

1448
01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:51,400
it's twenty pages in the first six through or get through this

1449
01:06:51,400 --> 01:06:53,400
uh...

1450
01:06:53,400 --> 01:06:55,680
does it look like they really needed to shower

1451
01:06:55,680 --> 01:06:57,000
and so from a

1452
01:06:57,000 --> 01:06:59,120
cycle point of view

1453
01:06:59,120 --> 01:07:00,480
i'm like

1454
01:07:00,480 --> 01:07:02,680
shower those fucking things they're gross

1455
01:07:02,680 --> 01:07:05,440
like you just got there from out in the wild haven't showered they have no

1456
01:07:05,440 --> 01:07:06,880
concept of anything

1457
01:07:06,880 --> 01:07:07,720
beat them bush

1458
01:07:07,720 --> 01:07:08,720
that bush

1459
01:07:08,720 --> 01:07:13,040
book nutrient rich that matrix group the matrix group looked hella nutrient rich

1460
01:07:13,040 --> 01:07:14,120
it was like or

1461
01:07:14,120 --> 01:07:16,640
and other like oatmeal and shit that's all you need

1462
01:07:16,640 --> 01:07:18,080
it looks like some yellow

1463
01:07:18,080 --> 01:07:20,680
but movie uh...

1464
01:07:20,680 --> 01:07:21,700
biggest occasion

1465
01:07:21,700 --> 01:07:26,860
what about it that he

1466
01:07:26,860 --> 01:07:27,860
well

1467
01:07:27,860 --> 01:07:29,040
all of it

1468
01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:30,120
all year

1469
01:07:30,120 --> 01:07:31,640
except yellow

1470
01:07:31,640 --> 01:07:35,120
at least is chicken you know you know you know you know

1471
01:07:35,120 --> 01:07:38,640
i have actually thought for a long time

1472
01:07:38,640 --> 01:07:40,960
you know what the perfect diet for me would be

1473
01:07:40,960 --> 01:07:42,240
uh... to lose weight

1474
01:07:42,240 --> 01:07:44,420
is if somebody came out with white

1475
01:07:44,420 --> 01:07:48,160
like one of those futuristic kind of slurms like it just a go-gurt

1476
01:07:48,160 --> 01:07:49,040
too

1477
01:07:49,040 --> 01:07:51,320
that you eat three times a day

1478
01:07:51,320 --> 01:07:55,960
everything you need you don't need to do anything else food was at all ever

1479
01:07:55,960 --> 01:07:57,960
it's called so you can buy

1480
01:07:57,960 --> 01:08:01,680
no because so it is made out of people called here we've seen the movie

1481
01:08:01,680 --> 01:08:03,000
it right

1482
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:05,800
there's an actual product called

1483
01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:07,080
what's probably expensive

1484
01:08:07,080 --> 01:08:09,260
some people about here when i worked at

1485
01:08:09,260 --> 01:08:10,880
that restaurant have a sue

1486
01:08:10,880 --> 01:08:13,280
uh... as the headman can i get you anything

1487
01:08:13,280 --> 01:08:14,780
like i'm at food is like

1488
01:08:14,780 --> 01:08:16,160
you have a of course like

1489
01:08:16,160 --> 01:08:19,840
i was like i met food is like that is my food

1490
01:08:19,840 --> 01:08:22,960
that's a good life i don't think you really survived off of your office

1491
01:08:22,960 --> 01:08:24,760
all of us use our dog

1492
01:08:24,760 --> 01:08:26,320
in real life that guys

1493
01:08:26,320 --> 01:08:30,680
dead in a week to survive here alone

1494
01:08:30,680 --> 01:08:31,560
or irish

1495
01:08:31,560 --> 01:08:35,820
don't bring don't bring that fantastic old bullshit into an otherwise

1496
01:08:35,820 --> 01:08:42,520
serious discussion about

1497
01:08:42,520 --> 01:08:44,780
so uh...

1498
01:08:44,780 --> 01:08:49,320
there's an editing choice i'd like to put out another was great movie uh...

1499
01:08:49,320 --> 01:08:52,000
very

1500
01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:54,660
at that when he gets his necklace ripped off

1501
01:08:54,660 --> 01:08:58,080
by one of uh... jt's group of co-workers

1502
01:08:58,080 --> 01:09:00,820
and thrown into that fire pit

1503
01:09:00,820 --> 01:09:03,640
and was thrown down his head was down

1504
01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:05,760
when the necklace went into the fire pit

1505
01:09:05,760 --> 01:09:07,760
but that would be looks up

1506
01:09:07,760 --> 01:09:11,440
immediately focuses at least if you can believe what the cameras in on

1507
01:09:11,440 --> 01:09:13,980
on the necklace in the fire pit

1508
01:09:13,980 --> 01:09:16,000
first look should have been the guy

1509
01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:17,340
wears the necklace

1510
01:09:17,340 --> 01:09:20,220
then maybe focus on the other on the thing

1511
01:09:20,220 --> 01:09:22,420
if the or shoot from a different shot

1512
01:09:22,420 --> 01:09:25,080
and maybe he's he's because he's a stupid minimal

1513
01:09:25,080 --> 01:09:27,700
he doesn't know any better he doesn't aware where

1514
01:09:27,700 --> 01:09:30,220
do a magic trick on your dog or whatever right like

1515
01:09:30,220 --> 01:09:31,880
all behind the plate is a no

1516
01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:33,240
but where the necklace go

1517
01:09:33,240 --> 01:09:34,600
you stupid

1518
01:09:34,600 --> 01:09:35,820
like they're like stupid

1519
01:09:35,820 --> 01:09:39,300
monkey language that they had

1520
01:09:39,300 --> 01:09:40,900
dot they were so annoying

1521
01:09:40,900 --> 01:09:44,400
the man

1522
01:09:44,400 --> 01:09:46,560
planet

1523
01:09:46,560 --> 01:09:49,320
this podcast more than any we've done

1524
01:09:49,320 --> 01:09:54,300
her needs reaction shots because all i'm doing is watching him and me

1525
01:09:54,300 --> 01:09:56,320
when you discuss this movie

1526
01:09:56,320 --> 01:09:58,000
roller on

1527
01:09:58,000 --> 01:10:00,120
for it back like what in the

1528
01:10:00,120 --> 01:10:03,200
but did this guy what

1529
01:10:03,200 --> 01:10:05,840
uh...

1530
01:10:05,840 --> 01:10:10,940
the funniest part of this entire episode is watching them react to you

1531
01:10:10,940 --> 01:10:13,200
loving this movie

1532
01:10:13,200 --> 01:10:17,640
this andy smoking that cyclocush cycle

1533
01:10:17,640 --> 01:10:20,560
dot you that they came that here

1534
01:10:20,560 --> 01:10:24,180
he is going full sign tallied here

1535
01:10:24,180 --> 01:10:27,480
a high-fives

1536
01:10:27,480 --> 01:10:31,440
a a a if you compare science and a i sound like they go together

1537
01:10:31,440 --> 01:10:35,600
it yet they they they have a section for you at all and all the people at

1538
01:10:35,600 --> 01:10:38,440
what what brought you to our lives and i watch battlefield or all right through

1539
01:10:38,440 --> 01:10:40,700
this door actually

1540
01:10:40,700 --> 01:10:46,080
let me do i have a podcast can we just turn it back and i can recruit

1541
01:10:46,080 --> 01:10:48,840
now they get you in the door than they listen to the podcast

1542
01:10:48,840 --> 01:10:50,320
he's calling it a comedy

1543
01:10:50,320 --> 01:10:52,560
but in the whole

1544
01:10:52,560 --> 01:10:55,260
no no no i'll tell you what

1545
01:10:55,260 --> 01:10:59,760
when they find out that i knew it was a comedy i'd get level-a instantly

1546
01:10:59,760 --> 01:11:03,240
did like your application you don't even have to take the you don't have to take

1547
01:11:03,240 --> 01:11:05,940
the personality test

1548
01:11:05,940 --> 01:11:08,840
actually when i was a swan i was a teenager sixteen

1549
01:11:08,840 --> 01:11:10,580
uh... my dad took my

1550
01:11:10,580 --> 01:11:12,200
a couple buddies and and me

1551
01:11:12,200 --> 01:11:13,300
paintballing

1552
01:11:13,300 --> 01:11:15,700
and it was a little bit past l a

1553
01:11:15,700 --> 01:11:17,380
and when we were on our way back

1554
01:11:17,380 --> 01:11:18,480
it was early enough

1555
01:11:18,480 --> 01:11:20,840
that we stopped in l a for food

1556
01:11:20,840 --> 01:11:23,720
it to go to the wax museum

1557
01:11:23,720 --> 01:11:26,920
it or i think that the blacksmithing with the ripples believe it or not which

1558
01:11:26,920 --> 01:11:28,120
is next the wax

1559
01:11:28,120 --> 01:11:29,200
boat anyway

1560
01:11:29,200 --> 01:11:30,940
when we were done

1561
01:11:30,940 --> 01:11:34,640
we were walking back to our car we got stopped

1562
01:11:34,640 --> 01:11:38,100
a group of people and they asked do you want a free personality test

1563
01:11:38,100 --> 01:11:39,040
and this was

1564
01:11:39,040 --> 01:11:40,320
way before

1565
01:11:40,320 --> 01:11:43,840
anyone was talking about site all to get a big way online

1566
01:11:43,840 --> 01:11:49,340
south park and covered

1567
01:11:49,340 --> 01:11:52,480
so i don't know so we were like you know let's do it so we all went in we were

1568
01:11:52,480 --> 01:11:53,320
there for like

1569
01:11:53,320 --> 01:11:54,500
an hour and a half

1570
01:11:54,500 --> 01:11:55,800
and my dad was pocket

1571
01:11:55,800 --> 01:11:58,480
pissed and miserable because he's sitting in a little jerry what take a

1572
01:11:58,480 --> 01:12:00,920
stupid personality test

1573
01:12:00,920 --> 01:12:04,060
but we're taking the test and at one point there's a question and i could

1574
01:12:04,060 --> 01:12:07,560
tell that my buddies were answering everything deliberately wrong i first

1575
01:12:07,560 --> 01:12:08,780
was taken it legit

1576
01:12:08,780 --> 01:12:10,800
they collect all of you

1577
01:12:10,800 --> 01:12:12,880
and i look over to see my buddies like

1578
01:12:12,880 --> 01:12:15,040
have you ever committed a violent crime yes

1579
01:12:15,040 --> 01:12:17,880
what was it like to kill dogs in my spare time

1580
01:12:17,880 --> 01:12:21,120
uh... second alright uh...

1581
01:12:21,120 --> 01:12:21,960
and uh...

1582
01:12:21,960 --> 01:12:27,000
and then like one of the questions was like uh... have you ever been abused

1583
01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:28,640
and adult

1584
01:12:28,640 --> 01:12:32,160
and like uh... i think michael my buddy turned to my dad and just like hey

1585
01:12:32,160 --> 01:12:33,900
mister rice i can't remember did you

1586
01:12:33,900 --> 01:12:35,880
sexually molested all today or anything

1587
01:12:35,880 --> 01:12:38,100
and i just got a check with the thing and like that

1588
01:12:38,100 --> 01:12:43,480
i think that they kicked us out at that point

1589
01:12:43,480 --> 01:12:47,720
i didn't ever got to find out if i what my personality was but i'll tell you

1590
01:12:47,720 --> 01:12:48,360
man

1591
01:12:48,360 --> 01:12:52,520
if michael had asked that question actually people both sides all just

1592
01:12:52,520 --> 01:12:57,080
well especially if they show me battlefield earth immediately after

1593
01:12:57,080 --> 01:13:00,040
the best workplace comedy of all time

1594
01:13:00,040 --> 01:13:07,040
the andy's andy's the level is over nine thousand for fucking sure dude

1595
01:13:07,040 --> 01:13:07,840
it

1596
01:13:07,840 --> 01:13:11,240
i feel so acts i feel so sad for john t

1597
01:13:11,240 --> 01:13:13,400
he works so hard for this promotion

1598
01:13:13,400 --> 01:13:15,740
if he had even in inkling

1599
01:13:15,740 --> 01:13:19,000
that that was the senator's daughter you know he would not have hooked up with

1600
01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:19,560
her

1601
01:13:19,560 --> 01:13:21,760
but because of that one mistake

1602
01:13:21,760 --> 01:13:25,160
he's gonna be stopped on a miserable scummy planet like earth

1603
01:13:25,160 --> 01:13:29,100
for the rest of his fucking fifty cycles are you kidding me

1604
01:13:29,100 --> 01:13:31,880
with a contract for unlimited options

1605
01:13:31,880 --> 01:13:33,840
what i think theoretically be at birth

1606
01:13:33,840 --> 01:13:36,840
for the rest of his career in the corporation

1607
01:13:36,840 --> 01:13:40,200
the corporation kind of sounds like what they call their alien species and i feel

1608
01:13:40,200 --> 01:13:43,320
like when you get fired or retired that's pretty much death

1609
01:13:43,320 --> 01:13:45,720
in their corporation in their system

1610
01:13:45,720 --> 01:13:46,840
he's gonna be a per

1611
01:13:46,840 --> 01:13:49,160
thus gummiest of all planets

1612
01:13:49,160 --> 01:13:51,920
for what the rest of his life all because he

1613
01:13:51,920 --> 01:13:54,060
presumably fuck the senator's daughter

1614
01:13:54,060 --> 01:13:57,060
or had her lick his dick with her huge tongue

1615
01:13:57,060 --> 01:14:01,320
and

1616
01:14:01,320 --> 01:14:03,000
but whatever it is

1617
01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:08,680
like it's like what it would be and here's here's a note i have a note about that

1618
01:14:08,680 --> 01:14:10,120
in movies

1619
01:14:10,120 --> 01:14:15,120
how are all these fathers finding out about their daughters in discretion

1620
01:14:15,120 --> 01:14:17,240
how did the senators

1621
01:14:17,240 --> 01:14:18,120
find out

1622
01:14:18,120 --> 01:14:19,720
that j t dot is

1623
01:14:19,720 --> 01:14:23,960
does ball sack licked by a nine inch tongue

1624
01:14:23,960 --> 01:14:25,480
all their are

1625
01:14:25,480 --> 01:14:28,100
thank you brenda that was actually sitting on my pocket

1626
01:14:28,100 --> 01:14:29,600
i don't wait

1627
01:14:29,600 --> 01:14:31,640
their entire planet is like uh...

1628
01:14:31,640 --> 01:14:34,640
what's that guy geiger the artist that makes all the

1629
01:14:34,640 --> 01:14:39,040
machinery are their whole planet is just that so yeah cameras everywhere

1630
01:14:39,040 --> 01:14:43,680
if they so i would imagine that they'd like the poor to a certain extent

1631
01:14:43,680 --> 01:14:44,640
from star trek

1632
01:14:44,640 --> 01:14:49,400
when they uh... takeover planet they sort of adopts some of those uh...

1633
01:14:49,400 --> 01:14:51,120
like technology whatever if

1634
01:14:51,120 --> 01:14:54,520
if it's not so pretty fucking animals like us and they don't need our shit

1635
01:14:54,520 --> 01:14:55,940
or

1636
01:14:55,940 --> 01:15:01,700
but what or or or or

1637
01:15:01,700 --> 01:15:04,940
okay uh... all and then this is what i wrote down

1638
01:15:04,940 --> 01:15:07,680
page seven a reading project for john t

1639
01:15:07,680 --> 01:15:11,340
this is a workplace i really felt that this moment

1640
01:15:11,340 --> 01:15:13,640
uh...

1641
01:15:13,640 --> 01:15:14,960
the food handoff

1642
01:15:14,960 --> 01:15:19,560
the bushy you like we all eat together fine i get it he beat up the bully from

1643
01:15:19,560 --> 01:15:20,760
three o'clock high

1644
01:15:20,760 --> 01:15:23,460
any gets the coup

1645
01:15:23,460 --> 01:15:27,080
subject walking by just getting a coup he had

1646
01:15:27,080 --> 01:15:28,360
gross

1647
01:15:28,360 --> 01:15:32,160
just parking gross she should have walked by got her own coup

1648
01:15:32,160 --> 01:15:33,140
but taking it

1649
01:15:33,140 --> 01:15:35,560
from his hand was the next level

1650
01:15:35,560 --> 01:15:39,520
of just made me honestly think of animals at the sick disgusting parking

1651
01:15:39,520 --> 01:15:41,440
creatures that don't

1652
01:15:41,440 --> 01:15:43,320
was seen

1653
01:15:43,320 --> 01:15:47,800
this movie really really makes you feel from the cycles perspective

1654
01:15:47,800 --> 01:15:49,100
about wrong

1655
01:15:49,100 --> 01:15:53,280
one hundred percent no i don't even hear that right now

1656
01:15:53,280 --> 01:15:56,600
i will say that i didn't write this down

1657
01:15:56,600 --> 01:15:59,880
i did write out about the language pot which will get the language alien pot

1658
01:15:59,880 --> 01:16:03,520
which i love of cycloheavonix machine yeah yeah which is

1659
01:16:03,520 --> 01:16:04,920
so fucking cool

1660
01:16:04,920 --> 01:16:06,000
but um...

1661
01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:09,480
what it didn't cover was uh... what i what i did write down was

1662
01:16:09,480 --> 01:16:12,080
not since antonio bandera says

1663
01:16:12,080 --> 01:16:13,500
thirteen

1664
01:16:13,500 --> 01:16:16,240
have i seen

1665
01:16:16,240 --> 01:16:18,300
not understanding

1666
01:16:18,300 --> 01:16:22,520
language to understanding the language better than in this movie

1667
01:16:22,520 --> 01:16:24,720
that was so well done

1668
01:16:24,720 --> 01:16:26,680
when j t picks up barry

1669
01:16:26,680 --> 01:16:29,080
it is a or i understand

1670
01:16:29,080 --> 01:16:32,680
but what does that mean or i don't feel like that whatever so good i can't even

1671
01:16:32,680 --> 01:16:34,040
do it i'm trying to replicate it

1672
01:16:34,040 --> 01:16:35,140
he did a way better job

1673
01:16:35,140 --> 01:16:36,320
is like the jake good

1674
01:16:36,320 --> 01:16:37,220
and so

1675
01:16:37,220 --> 01:16:39,600
but then i also like the cunningness of barry

1676
01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:42,720
by tricking him by not saying yes at that moment and then getting unlimited

1677
01:16:42,720 --> 01:16:44,080
time in the learning machine

1678
01:16:44,080 --> 01:16:45,720
that was a blunder

1679
01:16:45,720 --> 01:16:47,280
to feel j t

1680
01:16:47,280 --> 01:16:51,480
workplace whoops accidentally left the animal in the fucking machine

1681
01:16:51,480 --> 01:16:53,480
and i was learning all of our side

1682
01:16:53,480 --> 01:16:55,240
how fucking wacky

1683
01:16:55,240 --> 01:16:57,800
so at this point i i

1684
01:16:57,800 --> 01:16:59,340
i'm on your

1685
01:16:59,340 --> 01:17:03,720
at this point in the movie or this point the movie i was like this is terrible

1686
01:17:03,720 --> 01:17:05,960
but at this point i don't know about the same

1687
01:17:05,960 --> 01:17:09,000
i don't know if i was just too high at this point or what but i was like okay

1688
01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:10,580
there's kind of a plot

1689
01:17:10,580 --> 01:17:13,580
but it's all there's absolutely a plot it's getting there

1690
01:17:13,580 --> 01:17:15,260
so j t wants off the planet

1691
01:17:15,260 --> 01:17:19,440
the only way he's gonna do it is by finding that uh... rich vein of gold

1692
01:17:19,440 --> 01:17:21,320
right uh...

1693
01:17:21,320 --> 01:17:22,240
which

1694
01:17:22,240 --> 01:17:24,880
how brilliant was that for knock stop

1695
01:17:24,880 --> 01:17:26,580
with barry

1696
01:17:26,580 --> 01:17:28,120
uh... we're not even there

1697
01:17:28,120 --> 01:17:29,480
we're getting out of here

1698
01:17:29,480 --> 01:17:32,200
brilliant idea for john t

1699
01:17:32,200 --> 01:17:36,240
to use manamals to mine that's immediately what i thought when i

1700
01:17:36,240 --> 01:17:39,800
started seeing that that group of like they need to slay these fuckers and use

1701
01:17:39,800 --> 01:17:40,360
them for

1702
01:17:40,360 --> 01:17:43,180
fucking manual labor

1703
01:17:43,180 --> 01:17:44,200
that's one thing

1704
01:17:44,200 --> 01:17:49,480
that one big building that's all they have to mind the entire planet over

1705
01:17:49,480 --> 01:17:53,200
and they chose their just they're just gonna mind denver and leave right

1706
01:17:53,200 --> 01:17:55,160
so

1707
01:17:55,160 --> 01:17:59,920
book okay at the end i did have issues with like when they blew up and somehow

1708
01:17:59,920 --> 01:18:02,080
systematically killed all of the

1709
01:18:02,080 --> 01:18:03,140
cyclos

1710
01:18:03,140 --> 01:18:03,800
and not

1711
01:18:03,800 --> 01:18:06,400
the humans that last little like blowing up

1712
01:18:06,400 --> 01:18:08,260
that don't think

1713
01:18:08,260 --> 01:18:12,700
that's like what i would imagine one mining facility one like city

1714
01:18:12,700 --> 01:18:18,160
that that's like most of the people's you know it's like the mining

1715
01:18:18,160 --> 01:18:20,960
there's probably more but at the same time

1716
01:18:20,960 --> 01:18:24,640
would you need more than one mining camp

1717
01:18:24,640 --> 01:18:26,500
it had all the storage

1718
01:18:26,500 --> 01:18:30,240
needs necessary and you teleport shit at will

1719
01:18:30,240 --> 01:18:31,880
so you gotta think

1720
01:18:31,880 --> 01:18:35,080
you could teleport for one look so maybe there are other more like smaller

1721
01:18:35,080 --> 01:18:35,880
mining

1722
01:18:35,880 --> 01:18:38,040
facilities around town around the world

1723
01:18:38,040 --> 01:18:42,840
alike if you get the gold you can immediately teleported to planet cyclops

1724
01:18:42,840 --> 01:18:45,960
cyclops you'd like you know they're teleporting the gold so it does work so

1725
01:18:45,960 --> 01:18:47,700
teleportation you but

1726
01:18:47,700 --> 01:18:48,300
but that

1727
01:18:48,300 --> 01:18:52,020
thing is if you were an alien species

1728
01:18:52,020 --> 01:18:54,980
figure the signs and all the stuff out

1729
01:18:54,980 --> 01:18:59,240
denver makes the most sense of for all the gold mines work

1730
01:18:59,240 --> 01:19:02,120
but they were introduced that were introduced to the bill of the movie

1731
01:19:02,120 --> 01:19:04,080
uh... which is quadruple chip

1732
01:19:04,080 --> 01:19:06,200
and uh... with two split

1733
01:19:06,200 --> 01:19:09,080
with two sold patches yet

1734
01:19:09,080 --> 01:19:10,380
so quadruple

1735
01:19:10,380 --> 01:19:13,640
quadruple chin comes in and the reason he's the bad guy

1736
01:19:13,640 --> 01:19:17,940
is because he actually goes directly against the culture of cyclops

1737
01:19:17,940 --> 01:19:20,400
cyclo is a corporation

1738
01:19:20,400 --> 01:19:23,320
alien based directly on three

1739
01:19:23,320 --> 01:19:26,760
and the assumption uh... and likely the consumption of gold right like the

1740
01:19:26,760 --> 01:19:28,640
requirement of it right

1741
01:19:28,640 --> 01:19:30,420
what he wants to do

1742
01:19:30,420 --> 01:19:34,360
is he wants to uh... like when he's brought up with the idea to like let's

1743
01:19:34,360 --> 01:19:35,520
use animals

1744
01:19:35,520 --> 01:19:37,420
to mine

1745
01:19:37,420 --> 01:19:41,240
and they even say to force what occur stand up this is according to our bylaws

1746
01:19:41,240 --> 01:19:43,000
mother fucker

1747
01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:44,380
profit

1748
01:19:44,380 --> 01:19:45,720
outweighs

1749
01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:49,600
the otherwise law of letting per se say uh...

1750
01:19:49,600 --> 01:19:51,640
lowly animal use our machines

1751
01:19:51,640 --> 01:19:54,080
we can make profit off that we should do that

1752
01:19:54,080 --> 01:19:55,080
that sounds like a

1753
01:19:55,080 --> 01:19:56,560
element of their society

1754
01:19:56,560 --> 01:19:58,900
so in quadruple jins

1755
01:19:58,900 --> 01:20:02,760
knocks down the idea he's forcing j t to go behind his back

1756
01:20:02,760 --> 01:20:03,960
that's not on him

1757
01:20:03,960 --> 01:20:06,100
that's really not a great idea

1758
01:20:06,100 --> 01:20:08,920
but if you're going to work place comedy

1759
01:20:08,920 --> 01:20:11,240
you're going to need some foibles

1760
01:20:11,240 --> 01:20:12,320
so of course

1761
01:20:12,320 --> 01:20:16,480
that's what j t's got a get creative so he's got a little camera system which

1762
01:20:16,480 --> 01:20:17,420
is cute

1763
01:20:17,420 --> 01:20:23,920
he presses the little but many guys do be stupid force with a good side

1764
01:20:23,920 --> 01:20:25,920
if the cyclops had

1765
01:20:25,920 --> 01:20:27,940
whole but handful planets

1766
01:20:27,940 --> 01:20:31,320
and then by sheer force and numbers they deserve to be the alphys i wrote that

1767
01:20:31,320 --> 01:20:32,360
that much

1768
01:20:32,360 --> 01:20:33,320
pro-cyclops

1769
01:20:33,320 --> 01:20:34,760
propaganda

1770
01:20:34,760 --> 01:20:39,040
in my book uh...

1771
01:20:39,040 --> 01:20:41,560
and then i made so so i i'm like all

1772
01:20:41,560 --> 01:20:45,080
it did some transition i was like all it's look at my first i phone movie

1773
01:20:45,080 --> 01:20:46,200
transition

1774
01:20:46,200 --> 01:20:48,520
uh... which is what i thought that they

1775
01:20:48,520 --> 01:20:51,480
so one of those stupid wipes

1776
01:20:51,480 --> 01:20:53,500
so then they

1777
01:20:53,500 --> 01:20:56,920
there was a bad at it and i don't know

1778
01:20:56,920 --> 01:21:01,160
no no there was a there was a moment where there was a chimney snap stack

1779
01:21:01,160 --> 01:21:02,080
that gets hit

1780
01:21:02,080 --> 01:21:04,960
tickets clipped bias ship or whatever

1781
01:21:04,960 --> 01:21:10,980
and then falls so slowly takes two cuts back to the same falling shot

1782
01:21:10,980 --> 01:21:13,360
and that was pretty much the opposite of heart pounding

1783
01:21:13,360 --> 01:21:14,400
i put that was

1784
01:21:14,400 --> 01:21:16,080
heart-napping action

1785
01:21:16,080 --> 01:21:17,400
i put up

1786
01:21:17,400 --> 01:21:24,400
i was on the complete inside of my seat

1787
01:21:24,400 --> 01:21:26,720
the bad graphics by that point

1788
01:21:26,720 --> 01:21:30,280
like at that point the movie i realize like it's been a few talking seems to

1789
01:21:30,280 --> 01:21:31,800
get to see both sides

1790
01:21:31,800 --> 01:21:34,200
there's so much here in this movie

1791
01:21:34,200 --> 01:21:36,960
so much so much like

1792
01:21:36,960 --> 01:21:39,920
that's where some of the budget went to hair extensions

1793
01:21:39,920 --> 01:21:43,860
sit what two million dollars was wakes

1794
01:21:43,860 --> 01:21:47,680
i'm having fun watching my career

1795
01:21:47,680 --> 01:21:49,320
i put pesky

1796
01:21:49,320 --> 01:21:50,280
minimal

1797
01:21:50,280 --> 01:21:55,080
man-animal running away

1798
01:21:55,080 --> 01:21:56,760
just sit in a cage

1799
01:21:56,760 --> 01:22:00,320
uh... like if you lose a hamster just annoying it just adds to the

1800
01:22:00,320 --> 01:22:03,400
but it did it did it did it do kind of aspect of the movie

1801
01:22:03,400 --> 01:22:05,540
uh...

1802
01:22:05,540 --> 01:22:08,280
so these graphics these fire graphics

1803
01:22:08,280 --> 01:22:10,360
my first ms paint movie

1804
01:22:10,360 --> 01:22:12,120
as well

1805
01:22:12,120 --> 01:22:14,920
uh... j t smart spot

1806
01:22:14,920 --> 01:22:19,280
great job making uh... lisa left i love has been the patty

1807
01:22:19,280 --> 01:22:26,280
commit force with a crack remembers name

1808
01:22:26,520 --> 01:22:27,400
so

1809
01:22:27,400 --> 01:22:32,040
my bad

1810
01:22:32,040 --> 01:22:32,960
so that

1811
01:22:32,960 --> 01:22:35,160
that's the that's where he like catches them

1812
01:22:35,160 --> 01:22:38,480
like i did i did it all one person

1813
01:22:38,480 --> 01:22:40,320
but yeah comes around is like

1814
01:22:40,320 --> 01:22:44,920
or friendly bartender that was so far as hanging out in that office you didn't

1815
01:22:44,920 --> 01:22:48,440
see a fucking head in the box what's in the box

1816
01:22:48,440 --> 01:22:51,840
you know that the whole lot of why would it be at the bar be like where's

1817
01:22:51,840 --> 01:22:56,480
cyclotron is one job is to be the bartender here where you go

1818
01:22:56,480 --> 01:22:59,800
you know what's out of the bar earlier they wish that it was a close to sign

1819
01:22:59,800 --> 01:23:00,400
it said

1820
01:23:00,400 --> 01:23:03,920
brb can't find the bartender

1821
01:23:03,920 --> 01:23:05,680
nobody's but every he's guilty

1822
01:23:05,680 --> 01:23:07,080
so he's like barely

1823
01:23:07,080 --> 01:23:08,800
he's three steps behind

1824
01:23:08,800 --> 01:23:09,640
j t

1825
01:23:09,640 --> 01:23:12,760
at every at every instance but

1826
01:23:12,760 --> 01:23:15,760
he's kind of hearing the right force with occurs character

1827
01:23:15,760 --> 01:23:17,860
uh... we even he's becomes a

1828
01:23:17,860 --> 01:23:21,000
if you're rooting for the humans he becomes a good guy at the end but i mean

1829
01:23:21,000 --> 01:23:21,600
uh...

1830
01:23:21,600 --> 01:23:22,400
but if you

1831
01:23:22,400 --> 01:23:25,640
whatever following the workplace copy plot

1832
01:23:25,640 --> 01:23:29,920
that he really becomes uh... the plot twist it goes from public assistance

1833
01:23:29,920 --> 01:23:31,960
it's easier about force with occur

1834
01:23:31,960 --> 01:23:34,960
because force with occur whatever someone's mean before switaker you know

1835
01:23:34,960 --> 01:23:35,600
about more

1836
01:23:35,600 --> 01:23:39,080
just like in phone booth

1837
01:23:39,080 --> 01:23:42,560
he's like ask him if you wax off now that his wife is gone he says that the

1838
01:23:42,560 --> 01:23:45,440
force with occur it's like that

1839
01:23:45,440 --> 01:23:46,880
force workers a good guy

1840
01:23:46,880 --> 01:23:48,660
he's the cop trying to negotiate

1841
01:23:48,660 --> 01:23:51,920
and then they've got the guy with the sniper telling colin feral to ask if you

1842
01:23:51,920 --> 01:23:54,640
wax off out of life

1843
01:23:54,640 --> 01:23:59,000
it yet so and you're like all four four with her saving a bit of single tear

1844
01:23:59,000 --> 01:24:01,200
comes out of his stupid eye

1845
01:24:01,200 --> 01:24:02,680
uh...

1846
01:24:02,680 --> 01:24:07,040
so i put why you screaming bro uh... stupid very alike as he runs to some

1847
01:24:07,040 --> 01:24:08,440
cages in your life

1848
01:24:08,440 --> 01:24:10,040
uh...

1849
01:24:10,040 --> 01:24:12,160
against the cages i was like stupid

1850
01:24:12,160 --> 01:24:13,320
bucking

1851
01:24:13,320 --> 01:24:16,680
uh...

1852
01:24:16,680 --> 01:24:18,400
the rat scene

1853
01:24:18,400 --> 01:24:20,160
is the

1854
01:24:20,160 --> 01:24:22,160
i'm not kidding

1855
01:24:22,160 --> 01:24:23,640
funniest

1856
01:24:23,640 --> 01:24:24,960
john travolta

1857
01:24:24,960 --> 01:24:26,480
and force with occur

1858
01:24:26,480 --> 01:24:28,200
in that computer room

1859
01:24:28,200 --> 01:24:30,200
be like

1860
01:24:30,200 --> 01:24:32,920
they have a need three days they're waiting till they get something good

1861
01:24:32,920 --> 01:24:34,640
they're looking at it

1862
01:24:34,640 --> 01:24:37,240
they're just like this is great and i think that rat

1863
01:24:37,240 --> 01:24:40,800
and they're eating it you can't help by the actors dot single word

1864
01:24:40,800 --> 01:24:44,760
just how bad they're just like but i'm so hungry yes i'll eat a frozen rat

1865
01:24:44,760 --> 01:24:48,520
which no one even in post post post apocalyptic times is going to work you

1866
01:24:48,520 --> 01:24:49,720
cold rat

1867
01:24:49,720 --> 01:24:51,320
but that

1868
01:24:51,320 --> 01:24:53,080
but

1869
01:24:53,080 --> 01:24:57,560
but there was pretty much the sheep if he's holding right are you hungry

1870
01:24:57,560 --> 01:25:04,180
are you talking died i had to pause it and i'm just like but how

1871
01:25:04,180 --> 01:25:05,520
the fuck it don't work

1872
01:25:05,520 --> 01:25:09,280
i was so fucking happy with it

1873
01:25:09,280 --> 01:25:12,680
if they prefer rats that that's what will pop up for

1874
01:25:12,680 --> 01:25:14,360
and i don't know

1875
01:25:14,360 --> 01:25:18,400
whether deciding that this rat scene is so fucking funny if they prefer rats

1876
01:25:18,400 --> 01:25:19,560
that that's what will offer

1877
01:25:19,560 --> 01:25:23,200
i'm actually excited to see how they hope in heroes themselves out of this

1878
01:25:23,200 --> 01:25:23,800
one

1879
01:25:23,800 --> 01:25:24,640
with the rat

1880
01:25:24,640 --> 01:25:26,600
that's what i came up with it

1881
01:25:26,600 --> 01:25:27,800
and he says so

1882
01:25:27,800 --> 01:25:32,000
move your fat ass and let's go to forest with a girl one point

1883
01:25:32,000 --> 01:25:35,800
it immediately hit his head on the park ceiling public

1884
01:25:35,800 --> 01:25:37,480
it's not

1885
01:25:37,480 --> 01:25:38,840
consider

1886
01:25:38,840 --> 01:25:40,480
off-key comedy

1887
01:25:40,480 --> 01:25:42,680
how is this not

1888
01:25:42,680 --> 01:25:45,320
how is this side by action

1889
01:25:45,320 --> 01:25:46,780
this is so party

1890
01:25:46,780 --> 01:25:48,960
party

1891
01:25:48,960 --> 01:25:49,500
kitchen

1892
01:25:49,500 --> 01:25:51,160
that's up a little

1893
01:25:51,160 --> 01:25:53,360
that that's the fact that all

1894
01:25:53,360 --> 01:25:57,280
what we're talking to take a care of it

1895
01:25:57,280 --> 01:25:59,280
i just don't want to have you with

1896
01:25:59,280 --> 01:26:01,840
i love it

1897
01:26:01,840 --> 01:26:03,520
so um...

1898
01:26:03,520 --> 01:26:06,840
only wait mike so

1899
01:26:06,840 --> 01:26:09,940
it's basically

1900
01:26:09,940 --> 01:26:10,600
yes

1901
01:26:10,600 --> 01:26:14,360
the

1902
01:26:14,360 --> 01:26:18,400
uh... because it's not

1903
01:26:18,400 --> 01:26:23,200
basically slapstick

1904
01:26:23,200 --> 01:26:24,240
all

1905
01:26:24,240 --> 01:26:29,640
it's the most slapstick i'd love this book

1906
01:26:29,640 --> 01:26:32,920
there's an interesting side that said welcome to a stop i don't know if that

1907
01:26:32,920 --> 01:26:35,880
meant anything if that's something that exists

1908
01:26:35,880 --> 01:26:37,960
that's it a stop

1909
01:26:37,960 --> 01:26:38,760
uh... shit

1910
01:26:38,760 --> 01:26:42,680
it's actually in denver

1911
01:26:42,680 --> 01:26:44,320
i thought maybe there was a

1912
01:26:44,320 --> 01:26:48,960
kind of illusion a soft spade walls that maybe it's a little more

1913
01:26:48,960 --> 01:26:52,520
maybe i should have done all that extra research under the stuff tables

1914
01:26:52,520 --> 01:26:59,520
i was like wow the correlations really are there

1915
01:27:01,280 --> 01:27:05,000
so this book

1916
01:27:05,000 --> 01:27:07,000
so i wrote i wrote

1917
01:27:07,000 --> 01:27:09,680
i wrote to you

1918
01:27:09,680 --> 01:27:12,000
a like language alien

1919
01:27:12,000 --> 01:27:13,000
that's so

1920
01:27:13,000 --> 01:27:14,920
fucking cool

1921
01:27:14,920 --> 01:27:17,600
conquer that daily is like on so sorry

1922
01:27:17,600 --> 01:27:19,660
please i'm a language guy

1923
01:27:19,660 --> 01:27:23,400
i will tell you what you need i will teach you language right is like very

1924
01:27:23,400 --> 01:27:25,560
in peace like if you're listening to me

1925
01:27:25,560 --> 01:27:29,680
chances are i are societies been destroyed but i've been preserved in

1926
01:27:29,680 --> 01:27:34,440
holographic technology to do my spot purpose throughout the time right

1927
01:27:34,440 --> 01:27:35,040
whole

1928
01:27:35,040 --> 01:27:36,700
bucking shit that's cool

1929
01:27:36,700 --> 01:27:38,840
if they

1930
01:27:38,840 --> 01:27:41,440
are able to take over a society and then

1931
01:27:41,440 --> 01:27:45,680
preserve their consciousness allah maybe some movies will talk about uh...

1932
01:27:45,680 --> 01:27:49,600
inside inside like a holographic technology to keep that alive for

1933
01:27:49,600 --> 01:27:50,760
ever

1934
01:27:50,760 --> 01:27:52,560
very cool sign me up

1935
01:27:52,560 --> 01:27:53,800
the what a cool

1936
01:27:53,800 --> 01:27:57,440
alyssa take a soul right like will these people's earth forever they're gonna

1937
01:27:57,440 --> 01:28:02,560
have some record of us will last longer than our own stupid

1938
01:28:02,560 --> 01:28:06,320
decided

1939
01:28:06,320 --> 01:28:07,760
for fuck's sake

1940
01:28:07,760 --> 01:28:11,640
just every little things care this man

1941
01:28:11,640 --> 01:28:12,680
the chair

1942
01:28:12,680 --> 01:28:17,000
auto turned around at one point he freaks out at that point i'd literally

1943
01:28:17,000 --> 01:28:18,400
wanted him to die

1944
01:28:18,400 --> 01:28:19,880
at some point this movie

1945
01:28:19,880 --> 01:28:21,540
i wanted him to be

1946
01:28:21,540 --> 01:28:23,640
by one of these fucking creatures

1947
01:28:23,640 --> 01:28:25,360
i was like

1948
01:28:25,360 --> 01:28:26,440
the main character

1949
01:28:26,440 --> 01:28:27,480
yet very

1950
01:28:27,480 --> 01:28:31,040
who's very very sitting at the very sitting in a chair talking to the

1951
01:28:31,040 --> 01:28:32,320
language alien

1952
01:28:32,320 --> 01:28:35,240
and that it wrote a group of me and the characters or

1953
01:28:35,240 --> 01:28:36,680
uh... that

1954
01:28:36,680 --> 01:28:39,560
right it's so stupid because there's no

1955
01:28:39,560 --> 01:28:41,680
what's that biggie but there's not

1956
01:28:41,680 --> 01:28:44,480
they haven't been exposed to take out

1957
01:28:44,480 --> 01:28:46,440
it till now

1958
01:28:46,440 --> 01:28:48,680
but at this point

1959
01:28:48,680 --> 01:28:52,240
he just saw a language alien pop up in a hologram

1960
01:28:52,240 --> 01:28:55,960
uh... chair turning would not that like if i was that you go like a pencil

1961
01:28:55,960 --> 01:28:57,120
lot shit

1962
01:28:57,120 --> 01:29:01,260
this is a lot going on at that the chair starts moving of like

1963
01:29:01,260 --> 01:29:03,340
what's next what's happened

1964
01:29:03,340 --> 01:29:05,320
like god let me cut my hair

1965
01:29:05,320 --> 01:29:07,440
uh...

1966
01:29:07,440 --> 01:29:09,320
that i put uh...

1967
01:29:09,320 --> 01:29:12,960
broke you hungry little fellow

1968
01:29:12,960 --> 01:29:14,600
get them

1969
01:29:14,600 --> 01:29:16,680
offering the rap

1970
01:29:16,680 --> 01:29:18,080
that's right that's what he said

1971
01:29:18,080 --> 01:29:21,680
you're going to be the political that's okay i like that little language alien

1972
01:29:21,680 --> 01:29:22,240
who's

1973
01:29:22,240 --> 01:29:23,520
the

1974
01:29:23,520 --> 01:29:25,480
rinsed

1975
01:29:25,480 --> 01:29:29,640
and the only one that we are destroyed

1976
01:29:29,640 --> 01:29:33,920
but i will teach you their language and culture

1977
01:29:33,920 --> 01:29:36,920
i love it it's so interesting isn't it

1978
01:29:36,920 --> 01:29:40,800
they can be a whole movie about the cyclops taking over that

1979
01:29:40,800 --> 01:29:41,760
fucking

1980
01:29:41,760 --> 01:29:43,060
like species

1981
01:29:43,060 --> 01:29:44,320
you know what uh...

1982
01:29:44,320 --> 01:29:46,160
well i don't know

1983
01:29:46,160 --> 01:29:47,200
okay

1984
01:29:47,200 --> 01:29:49,320
so i put jt is patient

1985
01:29:49,320 --> 01:29:51,240
which i love i love that

1986
01:29:51,240 --> 01:29:54,400
use patient up to let them go out and find out their favorite food was

1987
01:29:54,400 --> 01:29:55,820
uh... patient enough to

1988
01:29:55,820 --> 01:29:57,520
to like let them

1989
01:29:57,520 --> 01:29:59,280
because he leaves up for two weeks

1990
01:29:59,280 --> 01:30:01,160
unattended

1991
01:30:01,160 --> 01:30:03,400
which is i think

1992
01:30:03,400 --> 01:30:04,480
management

1993
01:30:04,480 --> 01:30:05,260
skills

1994
01:30:05,260 --> 01:30:09,080
right is like animals are good pocket

1995
01:30:09,080 --> 01:30:11,840
they just need a mind

1996
01:30:11,840 --> 01:30:13,300
various part

1997
01:30:13,300 --> 01:30:14,960
i'm supposed to feel sympathetic

1998
01:30:14,960 --> 01:30:16,860
towards him

1999
01:30:16,860 --> 01:30:19,660
he's only spark as he's j t allowed it

2000
01:30:19,660 --> 01:30:22,520
uh... yeah that's what i thought

2001
01:30:22,520 --> 01:30:24,480
still be a dumb animal

2002
01:30:24,480 --> 01:30:28,160
j t didn't give them that be so really that's artificial intelligence put it

2003
01:30:28,160 --> 01:30:31,320
is that which i'm not a bit of so really

2004
01:30:31,320 --> 01:30:32,440
again

2005
01:30:32,440 --> 01:30:35,360
what a blunder from her comedic hero

2006
01:30:35,360 --> 01:30:36,640
shot

2007
01:30:36,640 --> 01:30:39,560
triple talk

2008
01:30:39,560 --> 01:30:43,760
of course he gets one of his minimal experiments too much too much smartness

2009
01:30:43,760 --> 01:30:49,520
now we got a peak yet a pretty ready for a call over the place

2010
01:30:49,520 --> 01:30:50,560
what is jt

2011
01:30:50,560 --> 01:30:53,600
if i could do about it uh...

2012
01:30:53,600 --> 01:30:57,720
so cool

2013
01:30:57,720 --> 01:30:59,480
so that put it

2014
01:30:59,480 --> 01:31:03,240
and thirty four seconds i laughed at this dude walking up the stairs

2015
01:31:03,240 --> 01:31:05,840
here it is for you guys so sorry podcast

2016
01:31:05,840 --> 01:31:09,600
just watch this do walk stairs

2017
01:31:09,600 --> 01:31:11,560
uh...

2018
01:31:11,560 --> 01:31:13,360
it's so bad

2019
01:31:13,360 --> 01:31:17,160
it's so bad uh... they could have a better choice this

2020
01:31:17,160 --> 01:31:18,560
it looks like he's

2021
01:31:18,560 --> 01:31:23,440
kids

2022
01:31:23,440 --> 01:31:25,960
uh... yes we pick up the declaration of independence really

2023
01:31:25,960 --> 01:31:27,520
they are set up

2024
01:31:27,520 --> 01:31:31,160
like he goes into the congress

2025
01:31:31,160 --> 01:31:33,240
but that it's really good

2026
01:31:33,240 --> 01:31:37,520
uh...

2027
01:31:37,520 --> 01:31:39,080
every go like okay we're we're

2028
01:31:39,080 --> 01:31:39,880
so like this

2029
01:31:39,880 --> 01:31:41,680
be like it

2030
01:31:41,680 --> 01:31:45,160
i think that's like you know they play like a little bit of the yeah it would

2031
01:31:45,160 --> 01:31:48,040
just be so good up this right here oh yeah

2032
01:31:48,040 --> 01:31:49,080
it's this

2033
01:31:49,080 --> 01:31:51,360
this part of it

2034
01:31:51,360 --> 01:31:53,240
it

2035
01:31:53,240 --> 01:31:56,760
right here

2036
01:31:56,760 --> 01:32:00,000
here's all the easter eggs you could say you might have missed

2037
01:32:00,000 --> 01:32:04,480
the greatest comedy ever

2038
01:32:04,480 --> 01:32:05,520
bucket

2039
01:32:05,520 --> 01:32:09,920
i'm getting it now my feet and they're going all bad so so very funny i think

2040
01:32:09,920 --> 01:32:11,120
that's an intentional

2041
01:32:11,120 --> 01:32:14,480
i think that's just slapstick uh...

2042
01:32:14,480 --> 01:32:15,440
jt

2043
01:32:15,440 --> 01:32:17,640
that

2044
01:32:17,640 --> 01:32:19,160
there

2045
01:32:19,160 --> 01:32:22,720
well-aided on a boots

2046
01:32:22,720 --> 01:32:26,760
no way to help that's that's that's j t from uh... from the distant shot like that

2047
01:32:26,760 --> 01:32:28,320
they got a professional

2048
01:32:28,320 --> 01:32:33,000
uh... so i put ha ha ha shooting the fucking cows legs off your right

2049
01:32:33,000 --> 01:32:34,680
that was fun

2050
01:32:34,680 --> 01:32:36,160
he's like like all

2051
01:32:36,160 --> 01:32:41,560
you need incentive he's like what it is she took a look at how to wake up

2052
01:32:41,560 --> 01:32:42,460
clean

2053
01:32:42,460 --> 01:32:43,660
no blood

2054
01:32:43,660 --> 01:32:46,040
they really wanted that pg thirteen

2055
01:32:46,040 --> 01:32:47,120
uh...

2056
01:32:47,120 --> 01:32:49,360
i had to do that

2057
01:32:49,360 --> 01:32:55,160
all my god might be like like people like father but they had a lot of

2058
01:32:55,160 --> 01:32:58,440
interesting properties of those bullets of

2059
01:32:58,440 --> 01:32:59,960
okay there is a moment

2060
01:32:59,960 --> 01:33:01,880
where uh... jt

2061
01:33:01,880 --> 01:33:04,840
it's not down by all those filthy animals

2062
01:33:04,840 --> 01:33:08,840
but the one led by three o'clock i

2063
01:33:08,840 --> 01:33:11,080
you know to talk about the the savage ones

2064
01:33:11,080 --> 01:33:13,240
they uh...

2065
01:33:13,240 --> 01:33:14,200
whether

2066
01:33:14,200 --> 01:33:15,120
attacking

2067
01:33:15,120 --> 01:33:16,960
and they get on the ground

2068
01:33:16,960 --> 01:33:21,360
berries got dot besides not kill

2069
01:33:21,360 --> 01:33:24,440
the way they shoot it is jonathan taylor dot

2070
01:33:24,440 --> 01:33:28,920
dot the trouble to is uh... people j t it's stuck in my head but anyway uh...

2071
01:33:28,920 --> 01:33:30,040
jt is

2072
01:33:30,040 --> 01:33:33,300
is laying down but only because it's absolutely no

2073
01:33:33,300 --> 01:33:34,340
bucking away

2074
01:33:34,340 --> 01:33:37,860
that he'd be able to either a sit up

2075
01:33:37,860 --> 01:33:38,920
or

2076
01:33:38,920 --> 01:33:40,080
bucket stand up

2077
01:33:40,080 --> 01:33:43,760
so if you watch that cna which i fucking wrote the wrote the thing down but it

2078
01:33:43,760 --> 01:33:45,180
works seat just

2079
01:33:45,180 --> 01:33:46,800
him laying down

2080
01:33:46,800 --> 01:33:49,320
any and he starts to sort of like

2081
01:33:49,320 --> 01:33:51,320
up top his head lunch

2082
01:33:51,320 --> 01:33:55,760
and that literally the next cut simple the standing

2083
01:33:55,760 --> 01:33:58,120
but the real it happened in real time

2084
01:33:58,120 --> 01:34:05,120
yet watches the little bit of it is like all my boots my only week this year

2085
01:34:05,400 --> 01:34:06,840
uh...

2086
01:34:06,840 --> 01:34:10,280
but i said how they cut it standing up i was what it was good uh...

2087
01:34:10,280 --> 01:34:11,840
how did the how the fuck it

2088
01:34:11,840 --> 01:34:12,800
okay

2089
01:34:12,800 --> 01:34:16,160
how the fuck did king of scotland find uh... i still don't know his name for

2090
01:34:16,160 --> 01:34:18,880
split across the spot but how did king of scotland

2091
01:34:18,880 --> 01:34:20,160
fine

2092
01:34:20,160 --> 01:34:21,720
homeboys girlfriend

2093
01:34:21,720 --> 01:34:22,620
out of all the

2094
01:34:22,620 --> 01:34:24,560
she's really good at drawing no

2095
01:34:24,560 --> 01:34:25,800
but she's not

2096
01:34:25,800 --> 01:34:30,040
that was a toddlers drawing of what a human might look like that there's no

2097
01:34:30,040 --> 01:34:31,600
way that fucking

2098
01:34:31,600 --> 01:34:32,800
force would occur

2099
01:34:32,800 --> 01:34:34,240
with that with uh...

2100
01:34:34,240 --> 01:34:36,040
with that i'd just a bit

2101
01:34:36,040 --> 01:34:37,660
it's what i

2102
01:34:37,660 --> 01:34:41,760
without visual impairment it's gonna be a little bit of a little filthy

2103
01:34:41,760 --> 01:34:43,160
mandible out that

2104
01:34:43,160 --> 01:34:45,200
out the fucking wild

2105
01:34:45,200 --> 01:34:46,680
anyway

2106
01:34:46,680 --> 01:34:48,880
point one

2107
01:34:48,880 --> 01:34:50,000
fair enough yet

2108
01:34:50,000 --> 01:34:52,280
go for what not the blackwood

2109
01:34:52,280 --> 01:34:53,720
uh...

2110
01:34:53,720 --> 01:34:54,680
why not

2111
01:34:54,680 --> 01:34:56,240
he turns to take

2112
01:34:56,240 --> 01:34:58,320
why the fuck

2113
01:34:58,320 --> 01:35:04,320
hoagans he rose with that's not what i'm looking for

2114
01:35:04,320 --> 01:35:05,160
uh...

2115
01:35:05,160 --> 01:35:09,240
you become a very is actually very heard

2116
01:35:09,240 --> 01:35:11,220
the real name

2117
01:35:11,220 --> 01:35:14,400
i've been going like that the leader of the the wild

2118
01:35:14,400 --> 01:35:17,480
caveman guys that like show up there in the scene i called him uh...

2119
01:35:17,480 --> 01:35:19,120
and the book of actual rose

2120
01:35:19,120 --> 01:35:20,420
uh... and then

2121
01:35:20,420 --> 01:35:23,160
the very i call him in the book of j

2122
01:35:23,160 --> 01:35:24,460
okay what would you take

2123
01:35:24,460 --> 01:35:28,360
well i'd like baryon in three o'clock i

2124
01:35:28,360 --> 01:35:29,720
then i think it helps me

2125
01:35:29,720 --> 01:35:32,040
no who the actors for her helps me

2126
01:35:32,040 --> 01:35:32,800
uh...

2127
01:35:32,800 --> 01:35:35,520
on the sniper

2128
01:35:35,520 --> 01:35:38,020
they all are there we go

2129
01:35:38,020 --> 01:35:40,920
uh... so

2130
01:35:40,920 --> 01:35:41,940
so

2131
01:35:41,940 --> 01:35:45,240
very feels dejected because

2132
01:35:45,240 --> 01:35:49,080
off-screen dot his head blown up at the demonstration which

2133
01:35:49,080 --> 01:35:51,320
if they played the right music

2134
01:35:51,320 --> 01:35:52,800
pretty funny uh...

2135
01:35:52,800 --> 01:35:54,200
and uh...

2136
01:35:54,200 --> 01:35:55,080
so very good

2137
01:35:55,080 --> 01:35:58,180
there gets back to the field rejected

2138
01:35:58,180 --> 01:35:59,240
somehow

2139
01:35:59,240 --> 01:36:03,560
these state like the animals like get the message out to all the other animals

2140
01:36:03,560 --> 01:36:04,780
that's like

2141
01:36:04,780 --> 01:36:06,460
this guy's gonna save us

2142
01:36:06,460 --> 01:36:10,760
and then they all start climbing their cages so stupid and annoying

2143
01:36:10,760 --> 01:36:12,760
he cut his hair

2144
01:36:12,760 --> 01:36:14,880
all he did that's right

2145
01:36:14,880 --> 01:36:17,480
fucking god about this stupid ritual

2146
01:36:17,480 --> 01:36:21,120
stupid animal ritual that's when the movie went from

2147
01:36:21,120 --> 01:36:27,000
newt new metal to industrial like the talent in their

2148
01:36:27,000 --> 01:36:30,120
okay i didn't know where the bar was the bar was

2149
01:36:30,120 --> 01:36:33,320
i'd i'd you know if they were accused transporting back to cyclos not but it

2150
01:36:33,320 --> 01:36:35,840
makes sense for was down there because at some point

2151
01:36:35,840 --> 01:36:37,260
he says like

2152
01:36:37,260 --> 01:36:39,240
uh... put on my tab you don't have a tab

2153
01:36:39,240 --> 01:36:41,320
he looks at dirties like i do now

2154
01:36:41,320 --> 01:36:43,320
and i was like

2155
01:36:43,320 --> 01:36:45,360
he's never been here does he not drink

2156
01:36:45,360 --> 01:36:46,520
if he doesn't drink

2157
01:36:46,520 --> 01:36:49,120
if you select pretty much like it

2158
01:36:49,120 --> 01:36:50,360
if you ask me

2159
01:36:50,360 --> 01:36:51,920
it sounds like

2160
01:36:51,920 --> 01:36:53,720
jonathan travolta's character

2161
01:36:53,720 --> 01:36:55,060
has put in

2162
01:36:55,060 --> 01:36:56,480
very good work

2163
01:36:56,480 --> 01:36:58,760
on the shithole of a planet

2164
01:36:58,760 --> 01:37:00,760
he's done some great mining

2165
01:37:00,760 --> 01:37:03,720
done some really great head of security work right

2166
01:37:03,720 --> 01:37:06,920
he's kept everything in line he's had innovative ideas about animals working

2167
01:37:06,920 --> 01:37:10,420
for money it sounds like he's it like for the cause he's like for the

2168
01:37:10,420 --> 01:37:11,760
corporation i want

2169
01:37:11,760 --> 01:37:12,780
like he wants

2170
01:37:12,780 --> 01:37:17,800
the success of his brothers as much as he does for himself

2171
01:37:17,800 --> 01:37:19,580
there's a lot of things getting his way

2172
01:37:19,580 --> 01:37:23,000
asking animals you got quadruple chip and then you also have for split it for

2173
01:37:23,000 --> 01:37:25,520
trying to steal a job that's just cute on the side

2174
01:37:25,520 --> 01:37:29,760
it's just funny

2175
01:37:29,760 --> 01:37:30,880
i

2176
01:37:30,880 --> 01:37:32,160
widened the bar

2177
01:37:32,160 --> 01:37:33,480
guy like

2178
01:37:33,480 --> 01:37:36,760
no like okay so that the only thing that i would imagine is that he didn't

2179
01:37:36,760 --> 01:37:38,840
know

2180
01:37:38,840 --> 01:37:39,680
that the uh...

2181
01:37:39,680 --> 01:37:41,320
at the bar was

2182
01:37:41,320 --> 01:37:42,680
he didn't drink before that

2183
01:37:42,680 --> 01:37:45,320
is what had to be the case he's actually

2184
01:37:45,320 --> 01:37:49,760
back to the song drink get really drunk which makes sense to the drinker

2185
01:37:49,760 --> 01:37:50,520
anyway

2186
01:37:50,520 --> 01:37:51,800
uh... for time

2187
01:37:51,800 --> 01:37:55,840
i just put a few exclamation points

2188
01:37:55,840 --> 01:37:59,760
uh... oh yeah a lot of the things that j t was fighting for this movie

2189
01:37:59,760 --> 01:38:02,560
that quadruple chin was truck so quadruple chin

2190
01:38:02,560 --> 01:38:06,720
one of his main philosophies for profit was one way you can profit

2191
01:38:06,720 --> 01:38:08,760
profit

2192
01:38:08,760 --> 01:38:10,040
one way

2193
01:38:10,040 --> 01:38:11,960
that you profit is by

2194
01:38:11,960 --> 01:38:13,760
taking away from the work

2195
01:38:13,760 --> 01:38:17,600
uh... if you limit their pay you don't pay people much that that's how you can

2196
01:38:17,600 --> 01:38:18,720
profit

2197
01:38:18,720 --> 01:38:20,000
as much work done

2198
01:38:20,000 --> 01:38:21,280
and you don't pay as much

2199
01:38:21,280 --> 01:38:24,360
that's pretty much slavery that's the most profitable way to work not trying

2200
01:38:24,360 --> 01:38:28,000
not pro-slavery but you know what i mean

2201
01:38:28,000 --> 01:38:33,240
and so but j t well are you know i'm not but j t the whole time is pro

2202
01:38:33,240 --> 01:38:35,320
back to hogan t roach

2203
01:38:35,320 --> 01:38:36,880
right

2204
01:38:36,880 --> 01:38:39,240
now i know better

2205
01:38:39,240 --> 01:38:43,680
but i i will say that uh... j t the whole time trying to get everybody paid

2206
01:38:43,680 --> 01:38:44,600
he's pro

2207
01:38:44,600 --> 01:38:48,240
uh... union it feels like he really is a pro union worker

2208
01:38:48,240 --> 01:38:51,780
he's a head like he's he's a great security leader

2209
01:38:51,780 --> 01:38:53,320
good hero for a movie

2210
01:38:53,320 --> 01:38:56,540
uh... i'm totally invested in the minutiae of this world

2211
01:38:56,540 --> 01:38:57,760
and the corporation

2212
01:38:57,760 --> 01:38:58,840
and the scheming

2213
01:38:58,840 --> 01:39:02,120
in the backstabbing and i like the alien race should i

2214
01:39:02,120 --> 01:39:08,240
should i read the book is what i wrote and then i put my respect club

2215
01:39:08,240 --> 01:39:09,680
i just looked up the book

2216
01:39:09,680 --> 01:39:12,760
and holy shit that cover here we go

2217
01:39:12,760 --> 01:39:13,000
which

2218
01:39:13,000 --> 01:39:14,680
hold us up everybody

2219
01:39:14,680 --> 01:39:16,540
that's the cover to battle for the earth

2220
01:39:16,540 --> 01:39:17,440
a saga

2221
01:39:17,440 --> 01:39:21,960
of the year three thousand by elrond hovard is jacked blonde man with a gun

2222
01:39:21,960 --> 01:39:22,500
front of all

2223
01:39:22,500 --> 01:39:25,720
burning volcano probably for the souls from aliens

2224
01:39:25,720 --> 01:39:29,400
and uh... there's a look at that all that is the look at that proper gun as

2225
01:39:29,400 --> 01:39:33,320
opposed to their upside down guns yeah that was a that was a choice the

2226
01:39:33,320 --> 01:39:36,880
director movies should have ended when barry got a hold of the gun and sits

2227
01:39:36,880 --> 01:39:41,000
like it's all jack that he just shoots himself that would be that would be a

2228
01:39:41,000 --> 01:39:42,520
funny

2229
01:39:42,520 --> 01:39:43,480
yes

2230
01:39:43,480 --> 01:39:46,720
now you're cooking with gas gas barry actually

2231
01:39:46,720 --> 01:39:48,920
but that's how to take should have died immediately

2232
01:39:48,920 --> 01:39:51,400
uh... right off the bat

2233
01:39:51,400 --> 01:39:55,240
so i looked at the book cover holy shit screaming read me i'm cheesy fun sci-fi

2234
01:39:55,240 --> 01:39:58,040
stuff

2235
01:39:58,040 --> 01:40:00,400
oh so

2236
01:40:00,400 --> 01:40:03,900
but the point there is full-time actually name

2237
01:40:03,900 --> 01:40:05,160
johnnie

2238
01:40:05,160 --> 01:40:06,800
good boy tyler

2239
01:40:06,800 --> 01:40:07,720
so

2240
01:40:07,720 --> 01:40:10,560
uh... he's actually the real j t

2241
01:40:10,560 --> 01:40:13,900
that that's the whole this whole time

2242
01:40:13,900 --> 01:40:16,960
i've been referred to john travolta that has to take the

2243
01:40:16,960 --> 01:40:20,960
this characters named j t board is good at i put how confusing it's notes

2244
01:40:20,960 --> 01:40:22,560
immediately after

2245
01:40:22,560 --> 01:40:24,220
uh... should call very

2246
01:40:24,220 --> 01:40:28,720
this book is over one thousand pages long

2247
01:40:28,720 --> 01:40:29,980
forty five

2248
01:40:29,980 --> 01:40:32,300
bucking hours on audible

2249
01:40:32,300 --> 01:40:33,180
that is all

2250
01:40:33,180 --> 01:40:36,900
you are short of the stand by steven king

2251
01:40:36,900 --> 01:40:40,600
that made an entire many series that to cover it all

2252
01:40:40,600 --> 01:40:43,220
holy shit

2253
01:40:43,220 --> 01:40:45,300
that would be if i were to read it

2254
01:40:45,300 --> 01:40:48,880
it would be probably the second or third longest book i've ever listened to an

2255
01:40:48,880 --> 01:40:49,900
audible

2256
01:40:49,900 --> 01:40:51,700
longest beat sixty hours

2257
01:40:51,700 --> 01:40:53,120
what was the like this movie

2258
01:40:53,120 --> 01:40:55,480
thirty six hours

2259
01:40:55,480 --> 01:41:01,340
you just michael but such as i wish there's more left you wanting more

2260
01:41:01,340 --> 01:41:03,300
side notes

2261
01:41:03,300 --> 01:41:07,240
i've attained in my own notes side note

2262
01:41:07,240 --> 01:41:10,520
i just found something called here were sonal tople them book

2263
01:41:10,520 --> 01:41:12,800
they're like these little thirty to forty minute long

2264
01:41:12,800 --> 01:41:15,800
re uh... sci-fi story

2265
01:41:15,800 --> 01:41:17,600
but if you look at it

2266
01:41:17,600 --> 01:41:20,680
why is the flights in what book in a hard boat when he's trying to teach

2267
01:41:20,680 --> 01:41:26,180
barry had a fly the ship he gets one try it very crashes or the most complex

2268
01:41:26,180 --> 01:41:31,300
looking fucking star fox sixty four bullshit i've ever seen

2269
01:41:31,300 --> 01:41:34,560
of the things like you do it again i kill your peculiar trooper all right i'm

2270
01:41:34,560 --> 01:41:35,460
better now

2271
01:41:35,460 --> 01:41:37,300
and then he's just

2272
01:41:37,300 --> 01:41:40,540
i'd be mad to because he could that's i mean the twenty-six-hour i don't know

2273
01:41:40,540 --> 01:41:43,400
why over everything what's the where's he going

2274
01:41:43,400 --> 01:41:45,060
i think it's he's supposed to be able to

2275
01:41:45,060 --> 01:41:46,260
mine in

2276
01:41:46,260 --> 01:41:48,160
like destroyed cities

2277
01:41:48,160 --> 01:41:53,840
take a take a spaceship into uh... into destroyed cities

2278
01:41:53,840 --> 01:41:56,640
giving very autonomy to get the job done

2279
01:41:56,640 --> 01:41:58,980
without micromanage

2280
01:41:58,980 --> 01:42:02,360
the plot that's a good job for j t i was happy with that

2281
01:42:02,360 --> 01:42:04,680
that was fun let's get it

2282
01:42:04,680 --> 01:42:08,860
title plots i get probably role

2283
01:42:08,860 --> 01:42:12,360
that the meanwhile he goes back over tries to do it all those political

2284
01:42:12,360 --> 01:42:14,920
shenanigans going on with quadruple chin

2285
01:42:14,920 --> 01:42:16,480
uh...

2286
01:42:16,480 --> 01:42:17,440
okay

2287
01:42:17,440 --> 01:42:22,480
come on it's not a comedy you guys are saying and get their flight the ship

2288
01:42:22,480 --> 01:42:24,400
we would have passed over the line

2289
01:42:24,400 --> 01:42:27,360
whether whether it's going from state to state

2290
01:42:27,360 --> 01:42:29,880
i didn't see a pocket line

2291
01:42:29,880 --> 01:42:31,680
that was so funny

2292
01:42:31,680 --> 01:42:35,000
they must have paid it

2293
01:42:35,000 --> 01:42:38,560
it's a good

2294
01:42:38,560 --> 01:42:40,080
so good

2295
01:42:40,080 --> 01:42:43,440
uh... how is he smart enough to read the declaration of independence and not

2296
01:42:43,440 --> 01:42:45,420
though i had a book read it back

2297
01:42:45,420 --> 01:42:47,080
is where

2298
01:42:47,080 --> 01:42:51,280
is the leader of the wild of the wild tribe the bully three o'clock high i

2299
01:42:51,280 --> 01:42:54,160
think we've established it is

2300
01:42:54,160 --> 01:42:54,720
is that what

2301
01:42:54,720 --> 01:42:56,080
or not looks like

2302
01:42:56,080 --> 01:42:58,440
i killed an image yes

2303
01:42:58,440 --> 01:43:03,120
except it does support noxie that had me cracking up that they exploded the first

2304
01:43:03,120 --> 01:43:04,640
or overcut it open

2305
01:43:04,640 --> 01:43:07,680
and then the state was cracked

2306
01:43:07,680 --> 01:43:08,440
pulled it back

2307
01:43:08,440 --> 01:43:09,360
all like

2308
01:43:09,360 --> 01:43:12,360
where behind the cold where the cold was it was already open

2309
01:43:12,360 --> 01:43:15,400
i didn't notice also someone else had already been in there but it was full

2310
01:43:15,400 --> 01:43:17,800
gold still it was just open

2311
01:43:17,800 --> 01:43:19,280
at the door back

2312
01:43:19,280 --> 01:43:20,680
well conduit here

2313
01:43:20,680 --> 01:43:24,720
also that the cyclos couldn't figure out that that's where the cold was like

2314
01:43:24,720 --> 01:43:25,520
they have like

2315
01:43:25,520 --> 01:43:28,320
satellite imaging that although there was just a landslide that reveals in

2316
01:43:28,320 --> 01:43:29,140
golders like

2317
01:43:29,140 --> 01:43:34,640
well we just read like one book about others just a building full of gold

2318
01:43:34,640 --> 01:43:37,440
that's the beauty of the cycles as comedic

2319
01:43:37,440 --> 01:43:38,520
characters

2320
01:43:38,520 --> 01:43:40,520
is that

2321
01:43:40,520 --> 01:43:44,240
they don't see the force they don't see that the force through the trees is that

2322
01:43:44,240 --> 01:43:45,420
the expression like

2323
01:43:45,420 --> 01:43:47,240
this it's like right under their no

2324
01:43:47,240 --> 01:43:50,520
if they just like google bucket where the cold is

2325
01:43:50,520 --> 01:43:53,520
though here's the gold where's the gold right

2326
01:43:53,520 --> 01:43:55,400
i'd love when he gives them

2327
01:43:55,400 --> 01:43:58,600
both you had time to stop it down to put it in bars

2328
01:43:58,600 --> 01:44:02,200
that you have seven days that you have less time with the fucker what a watch

2329
01:44:02,200 --> 01:44:03,280
move

2330
01:44:03,280 --> 01:44:04,160
thank you

2331
01:44:04,160 --> 01:44:07,240
what up baller decisive fucking management move

2332
01:44:07,240 --> 01:44:09,080
that's why j t get shit done

2333
01:44:09,080 --> 01:44:12,160
that's why j t shouldn't be stuck on this bullshit planet

2334
01:44:12,160 --> 01:44:15,720
for the next fifty cycles with unlimited contract

2335
01:44:15,720 --> 01:44:19,640
like he should be on planet cycle running to show do we ever get like a

2336
01:44:19,640 --> 01:44:23,040
read on like what their lifespans are to be a little longer the same as humans

2337
01:44:23,040 --> 01:44:25,700
no that's one of the wanting more things that it leaves you with

2338
01:44:25,700 --> 01:44:29,960
well yeah they they talk about fifty cycle fifty sacks of oil no five hundred

2339
01:44:29,960 --> 01:44:34,680
cycles whatever yes so so whatever cycle is they didn't really say

2340
01:44:34,680 --> 01:44:38,040
the part that left me questioning is why

2341
01:44:38,040 --> 01:44:42,560
why did j t have a body in a freezer that he covered with gold

2342
01:44:42,560 --> 01:44:44,200
but it's cool

2343
01:44:44,200 --> 01:44:50,360
all your j t has not survived i think it is cool i think he hit the f

2344
01:44:50,360 --> 01:44:53,360
site all of you know

2345
01:44:53,360 --> 01:44:56,920
uh... and shelly

2346
01:44:56,920 --> 01:45:00,120
there's a show is underneath a bunch of fucking britsical

2347
01:45:00,120 --> 01:45:02,040
don't know he just hit his goal of more

2348
01:45:02,040 --> 01:45:04,440
uh... i think that he's smart

2349
01:45:04,440 --> 01:45:08,080
knows that it's a more body and think that that's what the both

2350
01:45:08,080 --> 01:45:12,480
and you probably would have run your gold skaters over what's known

2351
01:45:12,480 --> 01:45:14,240
that's probably what's

2352
01:45:14,240 --> 01:45:17,260
bucket cycles do if they want to like why what because

2353
01:45:17,260 --> 01:45:19,400
think about it you'd be like

2354
01:45:19,400 --> 01:45:22,580
tried to find that that for

2355
01:45:22,580 --> 01:45:24,360
well you know what the that's that were all

2356
01:45:24,360 --> 01:45:27,280
pro-corporation profit might be picked a great cycle that's what i thought you

2357
01:45:27,280 --> 01:45:28,520
cycle mike

2358
01:45:28,520 --> 01:45:31,680
from the beginning i knew this was gonna happen

2359
01:45:31,680 --> 01:45:33,520
uh...

2360
01:45:33,520 --> 01:45:37,720
very rescues his girlfriend and she says i've always known this is your destiny

2361
01:45:37,720 --> 01:45:38,980
and i'm thinking what

2362
01:45:38,980 --> 01:45:43,840
but it's no you did not you don't even know that cycles existed before ten

2363
01:45:43,840 --> 01:45:44,800
minutes ago

2364
01:45:44,800 --> 01:45:51,080
this is the one time austin i will allow female being the main bill

2365
01:45:51,080 --> 01:45:55,200
if you really want to do your sexist slant if you want to go this check

2366
01:45:55,200 --> 01:45:58,140
cause but you know what though i will say this

2367
01:45:58,140 --> 01:46:00,320
she's not really because

2368
01:46:00,320 --> 01:46:02,100
she doesn't really do anything

2369
01:46:02,100 --> 01:46:05,040
or accomplish anything or help anything or get away with it

2370
01:46:05,040 --> 01:46:06,480
yeah mike

2371
01:46:06,480 --> 01:46:09,360
the that's it

2372
01:46:09,360 --> 01:46:12,180
what mike would say uh...

2373
01:46:12,180 --> 01:46:13,680
uh... also

2374
01:46:13,680 --> 01:46:15,280
why is she not

2375
01:46:15,280 --> 01:46:16,580
why should not have any

2376
01:46:16,580 --> 01:46:19,400
default idiot with it

2377
01:46:19,400 --> 01:46:22,120
he didn't put her in the thinking

2378
01:46:22,120 --> 01:46:23,480
dot into the

2379
01:46:23,480 --> 01:46:26,880
other that there are my my role is just there he's the so i think he was

2380
01:46:26,880 --> 01:46:28,640
sneaking them into it too

2381
01:46:28,640 --> 01:46:31,320
that's what i thought that i don't think he was i think what

2382
01:46:31,320 --> 01:46:33,600
it's trying to say is that humans

2383
01:46:33,600 --> 01:46:37,720
we are intelligent enough to understand certain concept like when he went with

2384
01:46:37,720 --> 01:46:39,800
with uh...

2385
01:46:39,800 --> 01:46:41,000
made the triangle

2386
01:46:41,000 --> 01:46:42,620
right like it showed

2387
01:46:42,620 --> 01:46:44,340
it showed understanding

2388
01:46:44,340 --> 01:46:48,520
and so

2389
01:46:48,520 --> 01:46:50,880
shows understanding

2390
01:46:50,880 --> 01:46:52,240
i could see that he was teaching them

2391
01:46:52,240 --> 01:46:53,240
i'll buy that

2392
01:46:53,240 --> 01:46:55,600
but man if you give a man a little cookies and what's up

2393
01:46:55,600 --> 01:46:57,320
fucking milk right

2394
01:46:57,320 --> 01:46:59,580
uh...

2395
01:46:59,580 --> 01:47:03,400
so animals can't fly the deleted c absolutely pocket love if you're

2396
01:47:03,400 --> 01:47:07,720
watching the person i watched that had german subtitles

2397
01:47:07,720 --> 01:47:09,080
uh...

2398
01:47:09,080 --> 01:47:12,080
that uh... it didn't have this beautiful scene in which john triple

2399
01:47:12,080 --> 01:47:14,600
that it was with her at the conversation

2400
01:47:14,600 --> 01:47:16,360
and they have a group of animals

2401
01:47:16,360 --> 01:47:17,520
it picked one up at

2402
01:47:17,520 --> 01:47:18,720
force workers like well

2403
01:47:18,720 --> 01:47:21,760
you don't want to let them outside the fly away it's like you know

2404
01:47:21,760 --> 01:47:23,560
you have you ever see what flight no

2405
01:47:23,560 --> 01:47:24,480
that you know

2406
01:47:24,480 --> 01:47:27,040
it's a prosaic lipids wonderful

2407
01:47:27,040 --> 01:47:28,660
uh... it's just like

2408
01:47:28,660 --> 01:47:32,200
it's body and that's what you want i wish they incorporated i wish they added

2409
01:47:32,200 --> 01:47:33,340
up up

2410
01:47:33,340 --> 01:47:34,520
you know face the to it

2411
01:47:34,520 --> 01:47:36,040
for like laughs

2412
01:47:36,040 --> 01:47:39,760
uh...

2413
01:47:39,760 --> 01:47:40,900
what will get their

2414
01:47:40,900 --> 01:47:42,280
can shut up

2415
01:47:42,280 --> 01:47:43,940
it feels no pain

2416
01:47:43,940 --> 01:47:47,220
and i like that's a party choice to take

2417
01:47:47,220 --> 01:47:50,080
as that like it's for these guys feel paid

2418
01:47:50,080 --> 01:47:52,420
it's so funny

2419
01:47:52,420 --> 01:47:55,000
or anger is just like all of all of you

2420
01:47:55,000 --> 01:47:56,800
that happened

2421
01:47:56,800 --> 01:47:58,600
the whole you

2422
01:47:58,600 --> 01:48:00,160
should not play

2423
01:48:00,160 --> 01:48:02,440
will probably regrow or whatever

2424
01:48:02,440 --> 01:48:04,640
no blood

2425
01:48:04,640 --> 01:48:07,840
stop it i have a note that i don't remember what it was

2426
01:48:07,840 --> 01:48:09,520
but it was a

2427
01:48:09,520 --> 01:48:14,240
it was right after caveman learned jets in seven days

2428
01:48:14,240 --> 01:48:16,080
uh... a walk

2429
01:48:16,080 --> 01:48:19,600
okay adult that's probably what they were saying to each other was it when he

2430
01:48:19,600 --> 01:48:21,880
was like

2431
01:48:21,880 --> 01:48:27,120
passing some between the gates that uh... force would occur once

2432
01:48:27,120 --> 01:48:30,320
uh... it's a big a look

2433
01:48:30,320 --> 01:48:32,320
they were playing keep away

2434
01:48:32,320 --> 01:48:34,920
from uh... force from fw

2435
01:48:34,920 --> 01:48:38,400
uh... from uh... yeah

2436
01:48:38,400 --> 01:48:41,360
they completely gave up on showing the uh...

2437
01:48:41,360 --> 01:48:42,480
a really good laser

2438
01:48:42,480 --> 01:48:45,280
will see that at some point in this movie

2439
01:48:45,280 --> 01:48:46,800
the beams

2440
01:48:46,800 --> 01:48:50,560
that fire out of the guns stop demon

2441
01:48:50,560 --> 01:48:52,920
you don't maybe didn't notice

2442
01:48:52,920 --> 01:48:56,360
but at the very beginning you see the beams and i think at some point that

2443
01:48:56,360 --> 01:48:58,380
seventy eight billion right now

2444
01:48:58,380 --> 01:49:01,440
and they're just like listen noises will have to do

2445
01:49:01,440 --> 01:49:05,920
and you just gonna have to a bad to be just straight up no peace

2446
01:49:05,920 --> 01:49:09,280
they had to put it into the spaceships or something at the end

2447
01:49:09,280 --> 01:49:10,960
we took the earth at nine

2448
01:49:10,960 --> 01:49:15,080
minutes he said way earlier i don't know i wrote that down

2449
01:49:15,080 --> 01:49:16,800
all that's why

2450
01:49:16,800 --> 01:49:18,140
so

2451
01:49:18,140 --> 01:49:21,240
a fully trained military of all the earth

2452
01:49:21,240 --> 01:49:25,160
full capabilities and everybody fully trained in their positions and at their

2453
01:49:25,160 --> 01:49:27,640
battle ready station

2454
01:49:27,640 --> 01:49:29,360
they took him in nine minutes

2455
01:49:29,360 --> 01:49:30,800
i put uh...

2456
01:49:30,800 --> 01:49:32,720
i like okay but some

2457
01:49:32,720 --> 01:49:35,680
primitive stupid small-brained animals

2458
01:49:35,680 --> 01:49:39,720
what the fuck are they gonna do it

2459
01:49:39,720 --> 01:49:41,760
and what are they technically

2460
01:49:41,760 --> 01:49:46,040
that was another thought i have primitive would mean before we were around

2461
01:49:46,040 --> 01:49:48,820
or can't somebody primitive today

2462
01:49:48,820 --> 01:49:50,280
and just grow up primitive

2463
01:49:50,280 --> 01:49:52,400
and if someone exists the future from

2464
01:49:52,400 --> 01:49:55,480
us now with even a limited amount of

2465
01:49:55,480 --> 01:49:58,000
shared knowledge that we have at the world

2466
01:49:58,000 --> 01:49:59,880
would that make them primitive

2467
01:49:59,880 --> 01:50:03,920
or what it just have evolved in a different way we find still primitive

2468
01:50:03,920 --> 01:50:08,760
tribes they call them on islands instead but i guess what i'm saying is this

2469
01:50:08,760 --> 01:50:12,800
we have knowledge today that people thousand years ago

2470
01:50:12,800 --> 01:50:15,860
that that makes them primitive enough stop

2471
01:50:15,860 --> 01:50:17,840
even if the knowledge that

2472
01:50:17,840 --> 01:50:21,480
humans that animals would have a thousand years

2473
01:50:21,480 --> 01:50:23,640
which is that

2474
01:50:23,640 --> 01:50:24,560
and that

2475
01:50:24,560 --> 01:50:27,160
you know certain that laser technology

2476
01:50:27,160 --> 01:50:29,400
does that that make them

2477
01:50:29,400 --> 01:50:33,580
more advanced my dot but there's no buck

2478
01:50:33,580 --> 01:50:35,240
there's no way

2479
01:50:35,240 --> 01:50:37,360
that that just went off again

2480
01:50:37,360 --> 01:50:40,380
the real battle for the earth is your fucking phone broke

2481
01:50:40,380 --> 01:50:46,040
scientists calling in thomas stop this podcast now and stop but what i'm sick

2482
01:50:46,040 --> 01:50:47,100
it's little tom

2483
01:50:47,100 --> 01:50:48,240
sorry

2484
01:50:48,240 --> 01:50:50,240
but what i'm saying is

2485
01:50:50,240 --> 01:50:54,300
the fact that they know knowledge that we don't

2486
01:50:54,300 --> 01:50:56,480
with that make them more

2487
01:50:56,480 --> 01:51:02,240
advanced that even if they've lost the majority of the information we have now

2488
01:51:02,240 --> 01:51:05,260
homeboy doesn't know what what what sega genesis

2489
01:51:05,260 --> 01:51:08,200
but he knows that aliens exist with

2490
01:51:08,200 --> 01:51:09,240
hovercraft

2491
01:51:09,240 --> 01:51:13,800
well it's possible because if you go back to even caveman drawings we go see

2492
01:51:13,800 --> 01:51:17,640
there are like aliens drawn in

2493
01:51:17,640 --> 01:51:19,320
thousands of years

2494
01:51:19,320 --> 01:51:22,080
the wild dog sees a car doesn't make the dog less

2495
01:51:22,080 --> 01:51:24,320
or more

2496
01:51:24,320 --> 01:51:27,960
does because if there's a dog that exists in

2497
01:51:27,960 --> 01:51:31,320
the wilderness and i'll never see it

2498
01:51:31,320 --> 01:51:32,880
well then i guess

2499
01:51:32,880 --> 01:51:36,120
well it just has different information that i guess right there's no

2500
01:51:36,120 --> 01:51:37,280
communication

2501
01:51:37,280 --> 01:51:41,160
i think of it like this you said took nine minutes with our full military

2502
01:51:41,160 --> 01:51:42,340
might

2503
01:51:42,340 --> 01:51:44,180
nine minutes white the cell

2504
01:51:44,180 --> 01:51:46,800
they're still the same the cycles are still the same

2505
01:51:46,800 --> 01:51:49,920
and now it's just caveman it's just on a smaller scale

2506
01:51:49,920 --> 01:51:54,040
but they know even less so that would take like nine seconds in reality

2507
01:51:54,040 --> 01:51:55,540
what about

2508
01:51:55,540 --> 01:52:00,340
that they i agree with you that it would take a lot less

2509
01:52:00,340 --> 01:52:01,360
so uh...

2510
01:52:01,360 --> 01:52:05,960
okay but even though they're done with it so they technically ball

2511
01:52:05,960 --> 01:52:07,280
anyway that's just that

2512
01:52:07,280 --> 01:52:09,160
leave it comments uh...

2513
01:52:09,160 --> 01:52:10,640
it

2514
01:52:10,640 --> 01:52:14,600
so now they're just to shoot through concrete and yet

2515
01:52:14,600 --> 01:52:16,320
pushed park bench

2516
01:52:16,320 --> 01:52:18,520
get started to band

2517
01:52:18,520 --> 01:52:21,120
broke street side

2518
01:52:21,120 --> 01:52:25,040
one of the physics of these guns figured out people still very funny with your

2519
01:52:25,040 --> 01:52:27,680
try to get out of that have consistent

2520
01:52:27,680 --> 01:52:29,760
that's why i like

2521
01:52:29,760 --> 01:52:33,640
very because just do whatever is to whatever they need to do a lot

2522
01:52:33,640 --> 01:52:34,600
bullets

2523
01:52:34,600 --> 01:52:36,800
nine minutes that's not i wrote again

2524
01:52:36,800 --> 01:52:37,900
nine minutes

2525
01:52:37,900 --> 01:52:40,800
that's how long it took it's the entire party world

2526
01:52:40,800 --> 01:52:42,000
at these pretty bit

2527
01:52:42,000 --> 01:52:44,680
dot i wrote that twice because i've just

2528
01:52:44,680 --> 01:52:48,160
i was so angry with the concept that they think that they could pocket deal

2529
01:52:48,160 --> 01:52:49,840
with the cyclist were replaced

2530
01:52:49,840 --> 01:52:52,680
when barriers in in the control room

2531
01:52:52,680 --> 01:52:55,120
and the two pursuing cyclos walk it

2532
01:52:55,120 --> 01:52:57,680
and they're speaking alien oh yeah

2533
01:52:57,680 --> 01:53:02,400
so at some point after very little language

2534
01:53:02,400 --> 01:53:04,700
there's a scene where there is a lot of the room

2535
01:53:04,700 --> 01:53:10,080
it to cyclos walk in and they're talking to each other in cyclone

2536
01:53:10,080 --> 01:53:12,320
and

2537
01:53:12,320 --> 01:53:14,120
didn't understand that exchange

2538
01:53:14,120 --> 01:53:16,640
i think that was a bit of a bad here he should have they should have walked in

2539
01:53:16,640 --> 01:53:17,800
speaking english

2540
01:53:17,800 --> 01:53:20,000
i think they just didn't do that right post

2541
01:53:20,000 --> 01:53:21,700
uh...

2542
01:53:21,700 --> 01:53:25,040
but still

2543
01:53:25,040 --> 01:53:26,940
so

2544
01:53:26,940 --> 01:53:28,640
he just threw away his breather

2545
01:53:28,640 --> 01:53:30,800
at some point like you didn't need anymore

2546
01:53:30,800 --> 01:53:31,960
uh...

2547
01:53:31,960 --> 01:53:34,000
all of his now we're getting into like the final

2548
01:53:34,000 --> 01:53:37,320
the final

2549
01:53:37,320 --> 01:53:39,400
he started breaking things open with it

2550
01:53:39,400 --> 01:53:43,920
bringing it like

2551
01:53:43,920 --> 01:53:46,200
but still

2552
01:53:46,200 --> 01:53:49,120
stupid animal uh...

2553
01:53:49,120 --> 01:53:51,380
now we're our fighting back

2554
01:53:51,380 --> 01:53:53,140
three o'clock high

2555
01:53:53,140 --> 01:53:55,440
took the three hour flight simulator

2556
01:53:55,440 --> 01:53:58,400
and now he's ready to fuck and fly these

2557
01:53:58,400 --> 01:53:59,200
jets that

2558
01:53:59,200 --> 01:54:06,200
that defy all

2559
01:54:08,040 --> 01:54:09,880
yet but

2560
01:54:09,880 --> 01:54:11,040
we they don't just

2561
01:54:11,040 --> 01:54:12,620
you don't just hover

2562
01:54:12,620 --> 01:54:16,880
yes out of drop like on a time you think that's what i call that

2563
01:54:16,880 --> 01:54:20,600
okay well don't think ever make me feel stupid to get on my own show that might

2564
01:54:20,600 --> 01:54:23,280
i like out take warned them all in the plane

2565
01:54:23,280 --> 01:54:25,640
he's like there's a bunch of them heading to your position

2566
01:54:25,640 --> 01:54:26,920
heavily armed i'm like

2567
01:54:26,920 --> 01:54:31,560
that they're using the same guns that they have the same

2568
01:54:31,560 --> 01:54:34,600
that you are the info

2569
01:54:34,600 --> 01:54:37,920
i put it before the break three o'clock high literally scared to the point of

2570
01:54:37,920 --> 01:54:39,280
his debt so one point

2571
01:54:39,280 --> 01:54:40,560
he's flying the jet

2572
01:54:40,560 --> 01:54:44,360
ever keys literally i think load up a shipper to buy this point and yet

2573
01:54:44,360 --> 01:54:46,800
he sort of barrel rolls

2574
01:54:46,800 --> 01:54:49,720
feels like you get off out of the window

2575
01:54:49,720 --> 01:54:50,840
it that's so

2576
01:54:50,840 --> 01:54:52,120
it body

2577
01:54:52,120 --> 01:54:53,560
like it's just like like it

2578
01:54:53,560 --> 01:54:54,840
really is slapstick

2579
01:54:54,840 --> 01:54:58,480
i'm not kidding you that was a slapstick only get three o'clock high

2580
01:54:58,480 --> 01:55:02,160
if you know

2581
01:55:02,160 --> 01:55:03,080
what a great

2582
01:55:03,080 --> 01:55:07,020
what all it was your rating

2583
01:55:07,020 --> 01:55:08,880
but this was by by the way

2584
01:55:08,880 --> 01:55:12,160
by twelve angry men moment trying to change each of you

2585
01:55:12,160 --> 01:55:14,160
with the double

2586
01:55:14,160 --> 01:55:20,000
so i hope that over the next two more hours of notes that uh... we

2587
01:55:20,000 --> 01:55:27,000
that i think that i can't recognize that that we have to go to get to more hours

2588
01:55:27,160 --> 01:55:27,840
uh... i

2589
01:55:27,840 --> 01:55:33,720
yeah i i i did not watch the movie the same rose-colored glasses you did

2590
01:55:33,720 --> 01:55:34,880
had to read i had to

2591
01:55:34,880 --> 01:55:40,840
watch the ending of it today

2592
01:55:40,840 --> 01:55:43,680
you change me a little bit you change from a w two and a

2593
01:55:43,680 --> 01:55:44,560
uh... all

2594
01:55:44,560 --> 01:55:46,920
so this is the this is the

2595
01:55:46,920 --> 01:55:51,000
beginning of the arc of my twelve angry men i'd just turned it up you to adapt

2596
01:55:51,000 --> 01:55:53,120
can i turn it up to a study

2597
01:55:53,120 --> 01:55:55,120
character to be a touristy

2598
01:55:55,120 --> 01:55:57,240
that's what i see it will be

2599
01:55:57,240 --> 01:56:00,920
let's fucking go you got two more hours i had two hours

2600
01:56:00,920 --> 01:56:03,600
twenty five more pages of the

2601
01:56:03,600 --> 01:56:05,960
uh... might you might sway some votes but

2602
01:56:05,960 --> 01:56:07,600
yeah that's at the

2603
01:56:07,600 --> 01:56:10,880
i want to see the recap when you just changed it to be

2604
01:56:10,880 --> 01:56:11,920
that's a

2605
01:56:11,920 --> 01:56:14,640
uh...

2606
01:56:14,640 --> 01:56:19,540
all hospital recording collection looks like he wants to talk to you now

2607
01:56:19,540 --> 01:56:20,500
the fact that

2608
01:56:20,500 --> 01:56:20,940
so

2609
01:56:20,940 --> 01:56:24,500
now it's a some

2610
01:56:24,500 --> 01:56:27,820
uh...

2611
01:56:27,820 --> 01:56:28,140
certainly

2612
01:56:28,140 --> 01:56:30,460
i don't the

2613
01:56:30,460 --> 01:56:31,240
勝利

2614
01:56:31,240 --> 01:56:33,660
and i

2615
01:56:33,660 --> 01:56:35,640
word

2616
01:56:35,640 --> 01:56:37,180
a

2617
01:56:37,180 --> 01:56:40,220
my light

2618
01:56:40,220 --> 01:56:42,920
street

2619
01:56:42,920 --> 01:56:51,920
Yeah. Okay. Okay. So my next note. Sorry. I'm almost done. I'm willing to believe that

2620
01:56:51,920 --> 01:56:58,060
aliens came to Earth. I'm willing to believe that John Travolta graduated top of his class

2621
01:56:58,060 --> 01:57:03,280
and yet still manages to get outsmarted by a stupid man. I'm even willing to believe

2622
01:57:03,280 --> 01:57:10,800
in Scientology itself before I can believe that a bunch of partially trained primitive

2623
01:57:10,800 --> 01:57:17,680
people could operate complex military jets and outsmart and outmaneuver those trained

2624
01:57:17,680 --> 01:57:24,280
cyclos in their way more advanced aircrafts and their way more training and their regiment

2625
01:57:24,280 --> 01:57:29,440
training. These are fucking guys that went to military school or corporation or whatever

2626
01:57:29,440 --> 01:57:36,200
it is and learned how to fly these jets. And yet you want me to believe that these primitive

2627
01:57:36,200 --> 01:57:43,600
dumb brave heart painted three o'clock high bullies are going to somehow fucking do it.

2628
01:57:43,600 --> 01:57:49,120
Give me a break. They got lucky. Maybe they wore the wrong size Kanye boots that day.

2629
01:57:49,120 --> 01:57:54,120
They couldn't work the foot pedals on a jet-set. They were tripping over rocks and shit. There's

2630
01:57:54,120 --> 01:57:59,120
no way they would use their feet to operate anything. I would bet if they got... The reason

2631
01:57:59,120 --> 01:58:06,120
their ships are shaped like their feet, which I think is to accommodate their awkward long

2632
01:58:06,120 --> 01:58:13,120
big boot bodies. I put terrible graphics. I don't know why, but who needs to know why?

2633
01:58:13,120 --> 01:58:21,120
Lamest explosion ever. My first flash animation. When they blow up the planet? Yeah, probably.

2634
01:58:21,120 --> 01:58:25,120
There's that one little piece that... No, not the planet blow up, which I actually like.

2635
01:58:25,120 --> 01:58:31,120
Oh yeah, yeah, here. So I'm so sorry, dude. Here. You're going to hit it twice? Hit here

2636
01:58:31,120 --> 01:58:37,120
twice. When it vibrates. When it vibrates, you're going to put the finger over that hole.

2637
01:58:37,120 --> 01:58:44,120
Pass it over to me, please. I don't know. Happy hunting, he puts. Okay. I had a problem with

2638
01:58:44,120 --> 01:58:50,120
this. So I did like that he said happy hunting. I do like the idea that he's trying to encourage

2639
01:58:50,120 --> 01:58:57,120
his workers to enjoy their life and enjoy their work. But surely not every cyclone wants

2640
01:58:57,120 --> 01:59:05,120
to kill animals. And then I put, there's no way that given the physical resemblance that

2641
01:59:05,120 --> 01:59:09,120
we have to cyclones, which there is a physical resemblance, that there isn't some cross fucking

2642
01:59:09,120 --> 01:59:16,120
going on. So I would refuse to believe that they would all be so willing to kill. I mean,

2643
01:59:16,120 --> 01:59:21,120
I would smash one of those big four headed women with the fucking tongues. So why wouldn't

2644
01:59:21,120 --> 01:59:25,120
it go the other way around? Hold on one second, I'm going to take this hit. Thoughts? Thoughts,

2645
01:59:25,120 --> 01:59:32,120
okay. Wait, are you going to let me go into my notes? My notes are way shorter than yours.

2646
01:59:32,120 --> 01:59:38,120
I'll let you finish your notes first. Because my thoughts aren't exactly the same as yours.

2647
01:59:38,120 --> 01:59:45,120
However, I would say, I will say that I would enjoy a recut of this movie done by Andy Rice.

2648
01:59:45,120 --> 01:59:50,120
I would give anything to watch this movie if you could recut it and do the voices and everything

2649
01:59:50,120 --> 01:59:55,120
and change it into what you're saying it is. I think that might be a good movie. However,

2650
01:59:55,120 --> 01:59:59,120
that's not what we fucking watched. I could already see him with the soundboard with like

2651
01:59:59,120 --> 02:00:05,120
programming it. Like there's one that's like, Exactly. I would like to see that. It'd be

2652
02:00:05,120 --> 02:00:12,120
when he threw him off the. Right. I would like to see that recut, but I'm pretty sure

2653
02:00:12,120 --> 02:00:21,120
that's not what we've watched. Okay, back to my notes. Although, although if I were,

2654
02:00:21,120 --> 02:00:28,120
I continued my notes. Although if I were to smash one of those aliens, I doubt that she

2655
02:00:28,120 --> 02:00:32,120
would get much enjoyment out of it. Because as a manimal myself, two thirds the size of

2656
02:00:32,120 --> 02:00:39,120
what she's used to, dot, dot, dot. I swear if any of these homeless people put up a fight

2657
02:00:39,120 --> 02:00:44,120
in any kind of way, I wrote that while they were all fighting. And then they did. And

2658
02:00:44,120 --> 02:00:51,120
I put, God damn it. Lamest explosion ever. My first Mario paint movie. And then I put,

2659
02:00:51,120 --> 02:00:57,120
okay. So the, Oh man, we got to watch this one. One 44. This is, this is, this is the

2660
02:00:57,120 --> 02:01:08,120
worst one. There's a scene where everything. Exactly. But hold on.

2661
02:01:08,120 --> 02:01:29,120
Watch. Watch these cyclos. The most. That was so bad. I mean, oh wait, no, actually

2662
02:01:29,120 --> 02:01:36,120
there's more, but you don't have to. Okay. There. This is, this is important. You know

2663
02:01:36,120 --> 02:01:39,120
what? Actually I can even wait a little bit longer. These twin tower footage. That is,

2664
02:01:39,120 --> 02:01:46,120
Oh Jesus Christ. This was the year 2000. Okay. That's another one. They're just flying out

2665
02:01:46,120 --> 02:01:52,120
of fucking windows for no reason. But here's the class. Look how chunky that glass is.

2666
02:01:52,120 --> 02:01:58,120
Now you just wait one second. I put, okay. So I put the bodies jumping out. Bad, bad,

2667
02:01:58,120 --> 02:02:06,120
bad, bad, bad, bad. Is that supposed to be skyscraper glass? Why does it look so chunky?

2668
02:02:06,120 --> 02:02:12,120
It looks like ice. This is the second time that they have fucked up the concept of glass.

2669
02:02:12,120 --> 02:02:17,120
The first time they fucked it up was when he picked up that other chunky piece of plastic

2670
02:02:17,120 --> 02:02:21,120
that they said was glass that he's been using to cut shit with this whole time. And then

2671
02:02:21,120 --> 02:02:25,120
he licked it and nothing happened. It's like, that was weird. And I sort of just let it

2672
02:02:25,120 --> 02:02:30,120
go cause I was like bad prop design, but whoever propped design this movie doesn't know what

2673
02:02:30,120 --> 02:02:36,120
glass is. Like no windows are made out of the crystals that Superman used to make his

2674
02:02:36,120 --> 02:02:43,120
fortress of solitude. That is what they look like. There is no fucking skyscraper made

2675
02:02:43,120 --> 02:02:49,120
of that. So. Although it fits in well next to Darth on your screen. A little bit. Yeah.

2676
02:02:49,120 --> 02:02:53,120
Actually it does kind of work. It looks like he's looking at some like ice crystals or

2677
02:02:53,120 --> 02:03:01,120
whatever. It's like the second time they fucked up the concept of glass. The shard he had,

2678
02:03:01,120 --> 02:03:05,120
yeah come on. So chunky I wrote again cause this popped up. I wrote that on the first

2679
02:03:05,120 --> 02:03:12,120
chunky. I paused it. These chunky boys popped up and I'm like what's happening here? Why

2680
02:03:12,120 --> 02:03:20,120
make a movie with graphics if you can't graphic? I wrote. Well, losing limbs means nothing

2681
02:03:20,120 --> 02:03:26,120
after John Travolta gets his arm shot off or gets blown off. Oh, so I like to, I like

2682
02:03:26,120 --> 02:03:32,120
a good I'm going to die moment. So spoilers to speed. If you haven't seen that movie,

2683
02:03:32,120 --> 02:03:40,120
but in speed Keanu Reeves partner finds the bomb maker's house, but unbeknownst to him

2684
02:03:40,120 --> 02:03:45,120
and the rest of the SWAT team, there's it's been rigged with explosives and he realizes

2685
02:03:45,120 --> 02:03:49,120
it and right before he dies, it cuts to Jeff Daniel's face and it is one of the best of

2686
02:03:49,120 --> 02:03:57,120
all time making peace with fucking everything scared that you're going to die, accepting

2687
02:03:57,120 --> 02:04:01,120
that you're going to die, knowing what got you here, knowing you're proud to be there,

2688
02:04:01,120 --> 02:04:05,120
knowing you were doing a good job, hoping that the job still gets done, knowing that

2689
02:04:05,120 --> 02:04:09,120
you did your part in it. It's all conveyed one look. I don't know how many takes it took,

2690
02:04:09,120 --> 02:04:15,120
but holy shit, what a scene. And I, I look nothing maybe can beat that. Maybe there are

2691
02:04:15,120 --> 02:04:19,120
some movies, but the little redheaded kid who loses his brother, his dad, whoever the

2692
02:04:19,120 --> 02:04:23,120
fuck at one point, the one who decides to take the bomb to blow up the planet. When

2693
02:04:23,120 --> 02:04:29,120
he goes onto their teleportation deck with the most nuclear bomb that's ever existed

2694
02:04:29,120 --> 02:04:36,120
in the world, he had, he had, he's crying and you could tell that's like, fuck, I need

2695
02:04:36,120 --> 02:04:41,120
to do this. And that was beautiful. That was like, well done. So in any good comedy, when

2696
02:04:41,120 --> 02:04:47,120
you can add a little bit of emotion to kind of take away from just the ha ha ha ha ha.

2697
02:04:47,120 --> 02:04:51,120
That's why like when you watch a great comedy like good luck Chuck, you really got to look

2698
02:04:51,120 --> 02:04:56,120
at something like Dane Cook being in a predicament where he might not find love because women

2699
02:04:56,120 --> 02:05:00,120
often just fuck him to find the next person that they're going to fuck. When you look

2700
02:05:00,120 --> 02:05:07,120
at a movie, a classic comedy like Mean Girls and Regina George, you know, it doesn't even

2701
02:05:07,120 --> 02:05:15,120
matter. JT getting stuck at Fort Knox, what a comedic comeuppance. Like if that's not

2702
02:05:15,120 --> 02:05:22,120
how you end a fucking comedy is the main character where it's all about gold getting, if Austin

2703
02:05:22,120 --> 02:05:27,120
Powers, one of them didn't end up with the fucking, I love gold. If he didn't end up

2704
02:05:27,120 --> 02:05:31,120
trapped in some room with gold, that's exactly how I would think it would end. Then I don't

2705
02:05:31,120 --> 02:05:35,120
know what we're doing. And I think that's exactly what they did with JT's character.

2706
02:05:35,120 --> 02:05:42,120
I love it. The wigs were a choice. They were comedic. It's like it's the same reason that

2707
02:05:42,120 --> 02:05:48,120
they make they made James Franco look crazy in Spring Breakers. It's all just for the

2708
02:05:48,120 --> 02:05:55,120
shock value just to get you thinking. It's to get people talking at the water cooler.

2709
02:05:55,120 --> 02:06:00,120
Oh and then Butler, Forrest Whitaker. Oh I put and the butlers, I put the butlers from

2710
02:06:00,120 --> 02:06:07,120
the movie The Butler, so the butlers, Forrest Whitaker, becoming head human cyclone, I absolutely

2711
02:06:07,120 --> 02:06:13,120
love. That's funny. Well no but it's funny because he's like they made me head cyclone

2712
02:06:13,120 --> 02:06:19,120
and he fucking loves it. He's just, he's a real Uncle Tom to the humans. I don't know

2713
02:06:19,120 --> 02:06:23,120
if I'm allowed to say that. I don't really know what that means. Maybe I'm too white

2714
02:06:23,120 --> 02:06:28,120
to be using the word Uncle Tom. But I think I used it correctly. Hilarious end to a workplace

2715
02:06:28,120 --> 02:06:33,120
comedy. Womp Womp I wrote. Maybe the next, maybe in the next episode you'll get those

2716
02:06:33,120 --> 02:06:39,120
pesky animals. That's how I wrote it. And then here's my final thoughts. I've never

2717
02:06:39,120 --> 02:06:46,120
thought more about the inner workings of an alien species in any movie as much as in this.

2718
02:06:46,120 --> 02:06:53,120
Trade negotiations and Star Wars, forget about it. I don't care. The alien of the week in

2719
02:06:53,120 --> 02:07:00,120
any given Star Trek episode, whatever. It's just plot device. You know like who, what

2720
02:07:00,120 --> 02:07:09,120
did I put? Shit. Star Wars is space politics. This is more space corporation. It's all politics.

2721
02:07:09,120 --> 02:07:15,120
So that sets there. I just wrote this but I put another one is who is ET and why does

2722
02:07:15,120 --> 02:07:19,120
he have limited English? Why were his people here? I'm a little bit interested in that,

2723
02:07:19,120 --> 02:07:24,120
but nearly as interested in the corporation of cyclos. You could go back to any point

2724
02:07:24,120 --> 02:07:28,120
in the last thousand years of their human reign and I would love to see what was going

2725
02:07:28,120 --> 02:07:35,120
on. I would love to see the shenanigans that people are going into. Is JT from this movie

2726
02:07:35,120 --> 02:07:40,120
going to get his promotion through scheming? I love it. That's like I'm super interested

2727
02:07:40,120 --> 02:07:44,120
in that. Like the whole like, the whole like him trying to, I'm not even, unironically

2728
02:07:44,120 --> 02:07:50,120
I absolutely loved his ambitious goals to become that the, you know, to get out of there.

2729
02:07:50,120 --> 02:07:56,120
Barry Pepper and JT both crushed it. I forgot to put Forest Whitaker. He did an amazing

2730
02:07:56,120 --> 02:08:05,120
job with his limited vision. I give this and I'm 100% mean it a B plus. And now my notes

2731
02:08:05,120 --> 02:08:12,120
are done. Thank you so much for the last hour and a half I think of, I said 20 notes that

2732
02:08:12,120 --> 02:08:17,120
you picked a fucking hell of a movie Austin. Oh, I don't know if you thought picking

2733
02:08:17,120 --> 02:08:22,120
Battlefield Earth star John Travolta was going to unlock something in me. Was it a troll?

2734
02:08:22,120 --> 02:08:30,120
But like, no, it was there. I know I just picked it. That movie, it's going to sit with me for years.

2735
02:08:30,120 --> 02:08:35,120
I'm going to watch it every year on my birthday. Okay. Now I'm going to take my five minutes.

2736
02:08:35,120 --> 02:08:44,120
Jesus. We are running out of time. The first note I took is, and this is like right when the movie started.

2737
02:08:44,120 --> 02:08:56,120
What the fuck am I watching? Why the fuck did you make us watch this? Because it starts out as a melodrama with a melodramatic soap opera.

2738
02:08:56,120 --> 02:09:03,120
They're all on the horses going through the thing. It's just, yeah, it's melodrama. It's very melodrama.

2739
02:09:03,120 --> 02:09:08,120
Like the music. Like the opening to Braveheart? You know what? Yeah, kind of. Cinematography on point.

2740
02:09:08,120 --> 02:09:14,120
Yeah, yes, that part was. Great horse riding skills. That part was. Beautiful. I'm like, what is this sci-fi bullshit supposed to be?

2741
02:09:14,120 --> 02:09:22,120
Great wigs. Why don't you just take my five minutes too. I'm just saying, you're going to say something about the horse riding.

2742
02:09:22,120 --> 02:09:34,120
It's good. No, continue. I'm answering back. I like your note so far. If a bit melodramatic.

2743
02:09:34,120 --> 02:09:40,120
The next one is Kim Coats. What the hell? What's he doing in it? Kim Coats.

2744
02:09:40,120 --> 02:09:50,120
Oh, okay. Then it's like the hair starts and it's like Predator had worse special effects.

2745
02:09:50,120 --> 02:09:58,120
It is like it is very Predator. Then it's my eyes. I've seen better effects on YouTube student films.

2746
02:09:58,120 --> 02:10:04,120
That was a good one. I wish I thought of that when I was doing my MS Paint stuff. Tan gray, brown and black everywhere.

2747
02:10:04,120 --> 02:10:15,120
The color in this thing sucks. You didn't like that? What the fuck? This is unwatchable. Okay, that answered that.

2748
02:10:15,120 --> 02:10:24,120
We should let Bob take your next pick. Only Bob.

2749
02:10:24,120 --> 02:10:32,120
You did put in the chat how fucking pissed you were. We can't talk about it. We have a secret.

2750
02:10:32,120 --> 02:10:42,120
Eight season long. We're going full deep. We made Mike watch an eight season show so that we could all talk about the movie based on that show.

2751
02:10:42,120 --> 02:10:49,120
That I'm liking. I'm six seasons in. I'm six seasons in and had to stop to watch this shit.

2752
02:10:49,120 --> 02:10:59,120
A really good show. You should be pretty even right now. You have a really long show. That's good. And then a movie that's bad.

2753
02:10:59,120 --> 02:11:13,120
The last note I took before my title of my actual review was 73 million dollars. Where the hell is it? Every penny shines.

2754
02:11:13,120 --> 02:11:29,120
Miskivich stole a bunch of this fucking money. 73 million dollars in 2000 is like 250 million dollars today. It's more than the Marvel movies. It's more money than a Marvel movie.

2755
02:11:29,120 --> 02:11:44,120
You know what? Better than some Marvel movies. I would say every penny shined. I should have said every penny was unlucky.

2756
02:11:44,120 --> 02:11:59,120
Really? I didn't look up any trivia because I didn't want to ruin the effect it had on me. I'm not going to go through my whole written review but I'll give you just the first paragraph.

2757
02:11:59,120 --> 02:12:14,120
It's a bendoverflix.com. I put up the full reviews. They're helped by AI. You need to say it a lot more confidently. It's a bendoverflix.com.

2758
02:12:14,120 --> 02:12:35,120
It's a weird AI old man that he made that's angry and he watches all the same movies that we watch. It's a weird kind of black mirror universe that's going on over there online. If you want to delve into the weird mind of what Mike is doing on his own outside of what the weird shit he's doing with us, then you go to bendoverflix.com and look at his weird AI shit.

2759
02:12:35,120 --> 02:12:48,120
He puts the pictures up that he prints out on paper. Do you have one today with a picture? Oh, not an AI one. I had to stop. I had to clear my mind after watching this and go to the movies and watch an actual movie.

2760
02:12:48,120 --> 02:13:00,120
We here at Fried Rice Podcast do not condone anything at bendoverflix.com. I know he might claim it's a sister website or some sort of... It is not under the FRP umbrella.

2761
02:13:00,120 --> 02:13:20,120
It's not. So I'll just tell you the title of this one. Battlefield Earth, an unprecedented amalgamation of cinematic feces. Oh, battlefield earth, you lumbering, grotesque affront to every tenant of competent filmmaking and basic human dignity.

2762
02:13:20,120 --> 02:13:33,120
This unholy 2000 abomination, ostensibly adapted from the certifiable ramblings of L. Ron Hubbard. And it goes on from there. And that's the good part of the movie. That's like Shakespeare wrote a fucking insult.

2763
02:13:33,120 --> 02:14:00,120
Battlefield Earth, an unprecedented amalgamation of cinematic feces. So what you're saying is this is a movie unlike any other. It is a mishmash of all the worst things that movies have ever given us previously thrown together in this Frankenstein's sci-fi monster of bullshit.

2764
02:14:00,120 --> 02:14:19,120
And that is... Wow, it's almost like you've read this entire review. That's pretty much it. I will say this. You could be further from the truth. When people talk about great comedies like Groundhog's Day, they focus on the memorable moments.

2765
02:14:19,120 --> 02:14:35,120
Like when Needlenose Ned Ryerson steps into the puddle each time. Oh no, sorry, when the main guy steps into the puddle, Needlenose doesn't stop him or says, oh, that's a doozy. Remember that one? How memorable it is. I fucked it up three times trying to say what it was.

2766
02:14:35,120 --> 02:14:56,120
I'm contacted. I don't know what we're talking about. Okay, fair enough. You lost me. Yeah. No, there's actually... I'll give you the positive out of this review. There's a positive spot in here. You ready? Yet even when assessed purely as a so bad it's good folly, Battlefield Earth fails miserably by virtue of being a stupefying endurance test.

2767
02:14:56,120 --> 02:15:10,120
For every microsecond of unintentional high camp brilliance imparted by the Cyclos ludicrous designs or Barry Pepper's peck busting hero turn, there are several eons of soul sucking monotony.

2768
02:15:10,120 --> 02:15:31,120
Did you say peck busting? Say that line again. Say that last... Say that unexpectedly sexy line about Barry Pepper that you wrote with your AI, Mike. Say it slow. Say it like you fucking mean it. You titty hiding bitch.

2769
02:15:31,120 --> 02:15:50,120
Barry Pepper's peck busting hero turn. I didn't enjoy it. I regretted asking you to do it. Then you said it. Now I just violated our listeners is what happened. Anyway, it's just it's too long. It's horrible. It's a torture session.

2770
02:15:50,120 --> 02:16:07,120
I went afterwards. My wife was like, we have to leave the house. I cannot even sit here anymore. That's funny. We went and watched Fall Guy, which is great, by the way. Go watch Fall Guy because you talk about a nice palette cleanser. Oh my gosh. Fall Guy. Fall Guy is like it's like a masterpiece in comparison.

2771
02:16:07,120 --> 02:16:21,120
I think it's hilarious that you thought this movie, that you and your wife thought this movie so bad, got out of the house to physically go to a different location, put a completely different movie in your brain to then just come back.

2772
02:16:21,120 --> 02:16:38,120
And I swear to God, I, I loved this movie. I paused. It took me a little over three, maybe three and a half hours to watch this movie because I kept pausing. I kept laughing and writing down. It's just such so enjoyable.

2773
02:16:38,120 --> 02:16:49,120
The point is you can't change my mind. It's a W. Oh, come on. I did 12 A and you did an F. No, nothing I said. W plus. W's don't even have plus.

2774
02:16:49,120 --> 02:16:53,120
You're saying it's worse than Slipstream.

2775
02:16:53,120 --> 02:17:00,120
I'm saying we should let Bob pick the next movie you should never be allowed to pick again. What the hell's what I'm saying? Bob picked better movies.

2776
02:17:00,120 --> 02:17:12,120
Wow, a W with no wiggle room. That's a low score. Got a B plus, a D and a W. Hold on, let me read.

2777
02:17:12,120 --> 02:17:21,120
Okay.

2778
02:17:21,120 --> 02:17:25,120
Psych.

2779
02:17:25,120 --> 02:17:28,120
You're starting a war with that.

2780
02:17:28,120 --> 02:17:31,120
That really is a bummer.

2781
02:17:31,120 --> 02:17:32,120
Okay.

2782
02:17:32,120 --> 02:17:38,120
Did you skip my rating? Cyclomike. We'll get you less. Oh. Cyclomike.

2783
02:17:38,120 --> 02:17:46,120
I really don't have much to say about the movie. I'll be honest. Other than it was the greatest movie ever made since Waterworld.

2784
02:17:46,120 --> 02:17:59,120
Oh, hell yeah. That's how much money made. It's a great movie. That's about all I have to say about that.

2785
02:17:59,120 --> 02:18:13,120
God damn, I hate when this happens. But yes, we're getting an M from Psychomike.

2786
02:18:13,120 --> 02:18:15,120
For Masterpiece?

2787
02:18:15,120 --> 02:18:26,120
Oh, yes, which is way higher than even an S maybe. I don't know. We'll see what happens with this. We got an M from Psychomike.

2788
02:18:26,120 --> 02:18:30,120
Austin, you're the lynchpin in this whole operation. What's going to happen?

2789
02:18:30,120 --> 02:18:38,120
I feel like I'm about to get lynched by Mike later. If you let me pick the movie when it circles back to me.

2790
02:18:38,120 --> 02:18:45,120
I saw this movie a long time ago as a kid. It was on HBO or something. Battlefield or if that sounds cool.

2791
02:18:45,120 --> 02:18:56,120
I liked all the decay of society thing going on. The mini golf course. It's all degraded. It goes to the old city. People don't really know.

2792
02:18:56,120 --> 02:19:01,120
They thought these cars were chariots for the gods. I was just into it.

2793
02:19:01,120 --> 02:19:15,120
The John Travolta Alien was like, forget about that part. I enjoyed it. Going back and watching it. Right after Tig blows up the dome.

2794
02:19:15,120 --> 02:19:24,120
I went to Google something about the movie. Battlefield Earth based on the book by L. Ron Hubbard. I was like, oh, did not know that.

2795
02:19:24,120 --> 02:19:33,120
I was going to give it a P plus but the Scientology thing brought it down to a C. Really? What about the Scientology thing?

2796
02:19:33,120 --> 02:19:38,120
It's not that bad of an organization as we've all learned.

2797
02:19:38,120 --> 02:19:44,120
Where's Shelly? Some people say that the whole aliens thing is kind of like goofy but don't focus on that.

2798
02:19:44,120 --> 02:19:52,120
Focus on when you're talking to somebody and you're having one of their auditing sessions. How much it can help you in your daily life.

2799
02:19:52,120 --> 02:19:59,120
Find your local Scientology center near you and take a personality test today. You know what? You're right, Andy.

2800
02:19:59,120 --> 02:20:09,120
Dianetics. Hey, what have I got? Someone help me. Save me. It's two or Dianetics for me.

2801
02:20:09,120 --> 02:20:20,120
I'll be your spokes boy. I'll jump on a couch. I'll marry Katie Holmes. Whatever you need. I'll star in Mission Impossible.

2802
02:20:20,120 --> 02:20:24,120
Do I have to suck? No, I'm not even going to. I'm not even going to go there.

2803
02:20:24,120 --> 02:20:36,120
You know what? I'm going to go C plus then. Hell yeah! I 12 angry men are going to do a C plus. All right.

2804
02:20:36,120 --> 02:20:41,120
Okay. This is how we're going to do this.

2805
02:20:41,120 --> 02:20:48,120
And you're not taking away my fucking pics. This is a banger episode. Every time I pick a movie, whether it's great or terrible.

2806
02:20:48,120 --> 02:20:53,120
No, great for the pod. Great for the pod. Horrible to watch.

2807
02:20:53,120 --> 02:20:59,120
Okay. I'm going to talk to Chad GPT. We're going to figure this out. Legit.

2808
02:20:59,120 --> 02:21:07,120
Okay, Chad GPT. Here's the thing. I have a rating system for movies, for my podcast, Pride Ride Podcast.

2809
02:21:07,120 --> 02:21:18,120
Let's get Pride Ride. Okay. That's great. We love it. But the rating system is from B or B plus, technically B, the highest rating system.

2810
02:21:18,120 --> 02:21:28,120
It goes B, C, D, and then F for being the lowest. But then we have an even lower one called W for wasting time, which is as low as it gets.

2811
02:21:28,120 --> 02:21:38,120
But we have a new rating thrown in called M, which stands for masterpiece, which is the highest possible achievable fucking thing that's ever been said on the show.

2812
02:21:38,120 --> 02:21:46,120
So this is better than an S rating. This is better than a gold star. This is better than anybody, anything ever said.

2813
02:21:46,120 --> 02:22:09,120
So with all of that, what rating does the movie Battlefield Earth get when the ratings are a C plus from Austin, a B plus from me, a D from Brennan, a W from Mike, and a M for masterpiece from Cyclo Mike.

2814
02:22:09,120 --> 02:22:20,120
It fits. Dude, come on. Let's go. What a diverse set of ratings for the movie Battlefield First.

2815
02:22:20,120 --> 02:22:27,120
It seems like opinions are spread across the spectrum. Here's how you might summarize the overall rating.

2816
02:22:27,120 --> 02:22:39,120
Given that the ratings range from W, the waste of time, to M for masterpiece, it suggests a highly polarizing fill. In scenarios like this, highlighting the mixed nature of reviews could be.

2817
02:22:39,120 --> 02:22:59,120
What does it give me? Give me a grade. Do the math. The calculated. Oh, M is a six, a B plus is a four, a C plus is a three, a D is a two, a wasted time is a one. Austin.

2818
02:22:59,120 --> 02:23:15,120
Okay. So average grade is a three point two, which that's not right. You broke. He broke chat. You know what? Battlefield Earth gets an M for masterpiece.

2819
02:23:15,120 --> 02:23:29,120
I'm done fucking around that in season two on a note, doesn't it? Yeah. Season two ends with Battlefield Earth and masterpieces. One of the funniest workplace comedies ever made.

2820
02:23:29,120 --> 02:23:40,120
Better than office space. I can't wait for the season three finale and we get to look at back. What was the fun? Was the season finale for one die hard season?

2821
02:23:40,120 --> 02:23:49,120
Season two Battlefield Earth. What was the rating? Oh, die hard gets a B. Battlefield Earth. Oh, an M for masterpieces.

2822
02:23:49,120 --> 02:24:15,120
Yeah, okay. So, uh, before we go, Mike, you are picking the movie for this next week for the season premiere of season three, which, hope to God, we're going to be filming by then. But we're definitely going to figure out the kinks of this whole recording. So as much fun as we had here today, I think I hope to God this recorded well. You guys are enjoying this.

2823
02:24:15,120 --> 02:24:30,120
Mike's going to Mike went at three a.m. after getting off of the chat went and looked for the worst fucking movie possible to try to punish me. I make my grandma watch all these mics. The joke's on you.

2824
02:24:30,120 --> 02:24:46,120
No, I actually went and thought palette cleanser. But we've been well, this being such a great workplace comedy that we should get off comedy, even though I still wanted Robin Williams.

2825
02:24:46,120 --> 02:25:02,120
I did Robin Williams. I started looking at Robin Williams movies and there's old Robin Williams movie that hardly anyone's seen. It's like a almost like a not a student film, but just an indie before his fame. He was famous or his 2004 is coked out Robin Williams.

2826
02:25:02,120 --> 02:25:19,120
This is coked out Robin Williams. It's really a dark sci fi comedy. I don't know where they get comedy out of it other than situational comedy. I haven't seen it in a long time. It's called the final cut.

2827
02:25:19,120 --> 02:25:35,120
And it's about a dude whose job is to watch people's they have chips embedded in them when they're little babies. And then he makes the cut that they show at your funeral of your whole life.

2828
02:25:35,120 --> 02:25:51,120
It's messed up. This is a movie I have seen probably in 2004. Yeah, and I think I forgot it. Oh, look, it's free on Tubi. Yeah, that's our whole requirement. That's how I looked it up. Yeah. Perfect. So next week's movie.

2829
02:25:51,120 --> 02:25:52,120
Next week's movie.

2830
02:25:52,120 --> 02:26:12,120
The final cut 2000 2000 brought to you by Mike, that's gonna be the season premiere. You're the one to start off. But I'm okay. That's the nature of the show. One week it's fucking goonies. The next week, it's the funniest movie of all time.

2831
02:26:12,120 --> 02:26:28,120
Battlefield Earth. It's decent comedy up and smoke. Are we doing IMDB for Battlefield Earth? Oh, look, trivia. I did one. I haven't looked at any of it. I haven't looked at a single trivia fact. What the director produced.

2832
02:26:28,120 --> 02:26:43,120
I don't know. The only thing I looked up was the was the. Oh, it is one of the most awarded movies of all time. It did get like 11 awards. For us would occur. They're all razzies. Yeah, they were all razzies. That's fucked up.

2833
02:26:43,120 --> 02:26:59,120
Yeah, it says force Whitaker expresses regret for participating in the movie. I that's so stupid. That's such a piece. It's so good. Quentin Tarantino. JT initially offered director seat to Quentin Tarantino that would have been funny.

2834
02:26:59,120 --> 02:27:08,120
He would have done a better job. Less editing errors. Barry Pepper said he had known he was going to win were supporting actor at the Razzies. He would have shown up to if he had known he would have shown up.

2835
02:27:08,120 --> 02:27:22,120
That's cool. Cinematographer has gone on record saying that he the overuse of color filters and Dutch angles wasn't his idea and that he was given the smallest lighting budget he has ever worked with. OK, all right. Whatever. That's the budget.

2836
02:27:22,120 --> 02:27:34,120
What are you going to do? Only 78 million. Barry Pepper blamed the film's failure. What failure? On a weak script and a poor production values, he claimed JT's paycheck took most of the budget. Oh, I guess that makes sense.

2837
02:27:34,120 --> 02:27:50,120
What failure? This movie was a starter. Openly apologize for the film. What the fuck? This is the saddest trivia I've ever seen from a movie I genuinely fucking love. Oh, the original plans for sequel be produced would be based on the second half of the book.

2838
02:27:50,120 --> 02:28:05,120
This is only half of the book. Oh, your God. There's going to be a Wednesday Night Book Club all about Battlefield Earth, the 45 hour fucking journey. I'm going to have to go on to get through that shit. Forget H.B. Lovecraft. I'll get there.

2839
02:28:05,120 --> 02:28:22,120
Oh, my God. Fuck. There's a second half. No, you know what, though? If the second half follows more of the stupid manamul. John Travolta referred to this film as a like a Star Wars A New Hope, but better.

2840
02:28:22,120 --> 02:28:51,120
And the Schindler's List of a science fiction films during publicity. All right. But listen, listen, you know how often I have to separate the art from the artist. You know how many times I got to be like, all right, I'm going to listen to 808s and heartbreaks, even though I know Kanye West is pro Hitler. I just love that album. How do I not listen to some of my favorite music? It's like, have any of the did John Lennon ever beat his wife? We'll never know. Like, do you listen to the Beatles? Have any of them done any savage shit? There's bad people. They do bad stuff.

2841
02:28:51,120 --> 02:29:20,120
But the music still kicks Michael Jackson. You're going to stop listening to Michael Jackson just because he might have done some weird shit, might not have. I don't know. So, yeah, JT walking around saying this is the Schindler's List of science fiction. OK, a little bit weird. Fine. Schindler's List of science fiction. A little bit fine. Maybe he was Saturday Night Fever coked up, man. I don't know. Yeah, that's probably John JT. Best movie since Verbal Cowboy. Oh, wait, you're saying this is his best movie since Verbal Cowboy.

2842
02:29:20,120 --> 02:29:36,120
No, no, listen, I did say it's a masterpiece. You're putting it OK. Yeah. Overpulp. OK, yeah. Let's see. Until I Know Who Killed Me, 2007, exceeded their record by winning eight Razings in 2008. This was tied with Showgirls.

2843
02:29:36,120 --> 02:29:52,120
Which I almost picked. Oh, wow. For the most raspberry awards in a year. Seven. While Showgirls received almost twice as many nominations, the film won in every single category, which was nominated at the 2001. Oh, there's only seven categories. Four stars.

2844
02:29:52,120 --> 02:30:08,120
For the most raspberry awards in a year. Seven. While Showgirls received almost twice as many nominations, the film won in every single category, which was nominated at the 2001. Oh, there's only seven categories. Forrest Whitaker, the only nominee to escape without a Razzie.

2845
02:30:08,120 --> 02:30:26,120
Good. You did great. This film went on to win a special Razzie for worst drama of the first 25, worst picture of the decade. There's no fucking way that people hate this movie so much. I'm afraid to look at it's Rotten Tomato.

2846
02:30:26,120 --> 02:30:50,120
I'm afraid to look at it's Rotten Tomato. If this is sub. Listen, I know people are savage, but if this is sub 40, I'm going to be pissed. If this is sub 40, I'm going to be pissed. Oh, are you fucking kidding me? Read it. It's a three percent and a 12 percent.

2847
02:30:50,120 --> 02:31:05,120
That 12 percent all every one of them. Scientology and Andy. I think slipstream did better. A lot better. No, did it.

2848
02:31:05,120 --> 02:31:22,120
Definitely the worst movie we've watched. Oh, my God. It's been way better. 43, 23. I like how it's just degrees of that. Wow.

2849
02:31:22,120 --> 02:31:42,120
Wait, OK. If this is worse than if you don't stop dot dot dot, I'm going to kill myself. Oh, OK. Oh, no. Wait, what's happening? Oh, it's fine.

2850
02:31:42,120 --> 02:31:54,120
You don't stop. Oh, 33. It doesn't even have a tomato. No, it's got a bucket and that's 33.

2851
02:31:54,120 --> 02:32:15,120
If you don't stop dot dot dot, you'll go blind, which literally has a rape joke as no. Sorry. Not one is a ongoing series of rape jokes is somehow more highly regarded than the best sci fi workplace.

2852
02:32:15,120 --> 02:32:29,120
Better than that one with Tim. Terrifier. What's the one with Tim Allen? The one that everybody loves. That's Snape. Come on.

2853
02:32:29,120 --> 02:32:45,120
Snape from Harry Potter. Tim Allen. I only know Tim Allen of Santa Claus. This is the most. Come on. Come on. This is no. No, it's not zoom. It's Galaxy Quest. How did that take us so long? Here's the juicy one at the bottom.

2854
02:32:45,120 --> 02:33:00,120
Read that. The investor entertainment with an E sued producer franchise picture for fraud. Franchise claimed that the budget was seventy five million instead of the actual budget of forty four. Franchise.

2855
02:33:00,120 --> 02:33:16,120
Franchise was ordered by the court to pay intern entertainment. Well, one hundred and twenty one million. That doesn't seem right. It damages it with bankrupt entertainment only finance the film. Package deal with the art of war in the whole nine yards. Oh, I love the whole nine yards.

2856
02:33:16,120 --> 02:33:27,120
What's the art of war? Is that the one with Jet Li? Oh, Wesley Snipes. Oh, and this guy who just turned 95 years old, James Hong.

2857
02:33:27,120 --> 02:33:38,120
Yeah, he's been he's been. Well, shit. But only on fried rice. Our ratings. This is a masterpiece.

2858
02:33:38,120 --> 02:33:50,120
Rice the rice. Don't worry, guys. We're going to be making a count on all of these rating sites and there's going to be reviews somehow. We'll get the transcript of these and put them up there.

2859
02:33:50,120 --> 02:34:07,120
Anyway, yeah, I mean, this is forty four million dollars that if you take that into consideration, then this movie really stretched that budget and looked good for what it is. It's only the equivalent of Deadpool and Wolverine today.

2860
02:34:07,120 --> 02:34:11,120
As long as that movie looks like this movie, you'd be right.

2861
02:34:11,120 --> 02:34:15,120
I don't like that. Is that what you're shooting for? Wait, hold on.

2862
02:34:15,120 --> 02:34:28,120
When did I say you could be aggressive to me? Forty million dollars in two thousand.

2863
02:34:28,120 --> 02:34:37,120
Three point. No, that's pounds. OK, no, it's not three point four trillion pounds.

2864
02:34:37,120 --> 02:34:48,120
It's seventy nine point eight one eighty million. OK, that's a hundred million dollars. Yeah, it's like a low budget.

2865
02:34:48,120 --> 02:34:54,120
But that's the well, I don't know where the forty four came from, because everything I've seen says seventy three.

2866
02:34:54,120 --> 02:35:01,120
If you go on IMDb, it says seventy three because they stole thirty. Right.

2867
02:35:01,120 --> 02:35:09,120
Yeah, there was going to be a battle for the two thousand three. You're so disappointed.

2868
02:35:09,120 --> 02:35:15,120
John Travolta defends the movie still. Where? At the bottom.

2869
02:35:15,120 --> 02:35:18,120
Despite the film's critical financial failure. Fine. Yeah.

2870
02:35:18,120 --> 02:35:24,120
John Travolta has gone on public to defend it, even though it made less than thirty million at the World Box Office.

2871
02:35:24,120 --> 02:35:31,120
That's a shame and received seven raspberries. He claimed not every film can be critical in box office success.

2872
02:35:31,120 --> 02:35:34,120
It would have been awful only if Battlefield Earth was nine.

2873
02:35:34,120 --> 02:35:39,120
That's not the case. It's edging towards the hundred million mark, which means it found an audience, even if it didn't press credit.

2874
02:35:39,120 --> 02:35:45,120
He stated, I have people around me whose job is to tell me about the raspberries. They're obviously doing their job.

2875
02:35:45,120 --> 02:35:50,120
For years, he remained adamant that the film would become a cult classic. Fuck. Yes, my brother.

2876
02:35:50,120 --> 02:35:55,120
And a sequel to the work he said, he even said that they were to make it again.

2877
02:35:55,120 --> 02:36:03,120
He would do it. Some producer blame the critics for not giving the movie a fair chance, saying they're waiting for us to chop our heads off.

2878
02:36:03,120 --> 02:36:09,120
Everyone hates Scientology for some reason. I don't know why people are so prejudiced. I get that. If you were looking where Shelley.

2879
02:36:09,120 --> 02:36:17,120
OK, yeah. The word made animals said twenty eight times. It really got in my head. Yeah.

2880
02:36:17,120 --> 02:36:24,120
When the first when the book was first written, John Travolta wanted to make the movie and star as Johnny Goodboy.

2881
02:36:24,120 --> 02:36:28,120
Oh, the young hero. However, he couldn't get any investors.

2882
02:36:28,120 --> 02:36:34,120
So by the time it was made, he had to be the evil. Wait, villain. He had to play the villain.

2883
02:36:34,120 --> 02:36:43,120
When did he play? What villain was he? Well, Terry. Wait, the final shooting screenplay was rewritten by someone brought in by Scientology's inner circle.

2884
02:36:43,120 --> 02:36:47,120
Oh, shit. Fuck yeah. But when we who's the what villain?

2885
02:36:47,120 --> 02:36:53,120
Who's Jonathan Travolta in the movie Battlefield Earth?

2886
02:36:53,120 --> 02:37:01,120
Bulls. OK, that's fun trivia. Cool. Here's the whole nine yards. Great.

2887
02:37:01,120 --> 02:37:06,120
Just comments, just fact after fact about just shitting on it.

2888
02:37:06,120 --> 02:37:14,120
Great. So this is Mike, would you mind putting your mic up to the thing and we'll exit this way.

2889
02:37:14,120 --> 02:37:18,120
The final cut.

2890
02:37:18,120 --> 02:37:27,120
That was aggressive. Oh, that's dope. Hey, I can make some sick fucking beats, bro.

2891
02:37:27,120 --> 02:37:32,120
I don't have to pay anyone for this. Thank you so much, everybody.

2892
02:37:32,120 --> 02:37:36,120
This has been so far, maybe my favorite episode ever.

2893
02:37:36,120 --> 02:37:41,120
A fried rice podcast. We reviewed one of the funniest and best workplace comedies of all time.

2894
02:37:41,120 --> 02:37:50,120
Thank you for joining us next week. We're going to watch a weird, strange, awkward Robin Williams movie where he cuts people's furals together.

2895
02:37:50,120 --> 02:37:54,120
It's going to be dark. It's going to be twisted. It's going to be obscure.

2896
02:37:54,120 --> 02:38:01,120
What a way to start a season with me, as always, is Cyclow Mike.

2897
02:38:01,120 --> 02:38:08,120
Mike himself.

2898
02:38:08,120 --> 02:38:11,120
Bye.

2899
02:38:11,120 --> 02:38:22,120
Thank you. With me, as always, is he not only learned from a language bought to speak my language, but then he fucked the hologram afterwards.

2900
02:38:22,120 --> 02:38:31,120
It's he. He. I don't know. Austin. Austin. He flew three hours to be here.

2901
02:38:31,120 --> 02:38:45,120
He's the fuck out. And with me, as always, is Michael Larson.

2902
02:38:45,120 --> 02:38:52,120
Have a good week. All right, everybody. Have a great night. Thanks a lot. Bye.