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That's why I have this one beer and the one earlier and that's it.

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Cause I've got to drive back.

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Yeah I've only had a couple beers.

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But I'm sorry was it rude?

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No I was just fucking with you.

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Okay well then don't ever fuck with me again.

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I don't like people fucking with me.

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And welcome to another just bickering who knows how this is supposed to start.

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No reason bullshit episode in a hotel room with four beds and there's three of us and

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yet we're staying in the smallest room right now.

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Episode of Fried Rice Podcast.

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I'm your host Andy Rice.

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Let's get fried with me as always.

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You know him as the man that travels more than any other man to be on this show.

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It is Austin.

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He will rock you.

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His beard is as long as his hair.

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His hair is as long as his beard.

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His face is as long as his chest and his arms are as long as his legs.

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Whatever that says about him, whatever it means to you, whatever that means in the grand scheme

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of things that's just who he is.

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He did a great job tonight.

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Farrell.

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Check me out on Radio Shack.

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He gave me the fucking hurry up sign.

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And with us as always is Michael.

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We drove him out to a deserted mining town because no one in the world is going to look

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for his body out here and yet despite the fact that we riddled him with bullets and hit him

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over the head with a shovel, he's still fucking here in a Lilo and Stitch Hawaiian shirt with

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a pocket full of Melk Duds Larson.

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That'll be cellios to you.

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Oh my god.

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New rule.

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If you call yourself cellios one more time, I get rid of your ability to vote for movies

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for like a bomb amount of time until you have some ridiculous stupid thing you have to do

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to make up for it.

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So just remember that.

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Okay, I'll remember that.

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This is on the books.

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Happy 420 everybody.

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Mike, I just wanted to show you.

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You know how Andy always says like, oh, you're going to run out of like things like for each

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Just don't say anything out loud.

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But I mean, there's a whole bunch of them.

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Never going to run out, baby.

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It's my favorite thing if you're talking about what I think you're talking about.

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So a little bit about where we are.

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We're in Cloride, Arizona.

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We just finished a family friendly sold out event in front of the all the senior citizens,

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I think in the 50 50 mile radius, which is great.

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Because a lot of a lot of my humor is old person based.

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I've got a whole bit about hitting on older women.

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It was a clean show, which is not usual for everybody.

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And they did great.

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I think it was better.

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I think it's a good exercise.

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It was elevated.

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It felt good.

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It was nice.

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It was a challenge.

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I didn't realize how much clean material I actually had.

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And I got really mad when this show first.

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Hey, remember Cloride we're going to do.

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I was like, fuck.

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I'm not fucking good.

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You want to be fucking clean.

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And then as time came, went by, I was like, okay, I do actually have some clean material.

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I'll do it.

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I've tried to be.

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I've tried to clean up my act in general over the last maybe year or two to get less vulgar.

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And I've found shortcuts where you can have a dirty joke.

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Like tonight I did my did I shit my pants joke.

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Dominoes.

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But I did it in such a way that was like I did it.

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I don't even think I said the word poop once or maybe once.

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I just, you got an applause break for a story about a time you did not poop your pants.

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I think people looked at me and they're like, you know what?

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Any day this guy doesn't shit his pants.

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That's another tag for another.

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I love the classic Andy jokes.

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I mean, I love seeing them.

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I hate it when they go away.

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I hate when people have a good joke and they just stop telling it.

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It's like, we're not doing clubs on the rig.

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It's not, nobody's going to call you that guy who does the same five minutes every time.

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If you tell the same joke a few times, there's nothing wrong with that.

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and they get a good reaction every time.

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It's not like I'm, oh, it's not like I don't have new jokes.

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I had a bunch of new jokes I did tonight and, and don't stop, don't stop telling those Andy.

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I get it.

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I forget them.

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What I said to Anthony, who's, who's been on the show before and he is the leader of our group,

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Mohamed Comedy, which you can go to mohamedcomedy.com and check us out or book us.

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We love doing shows.

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All of we were laughs made locally.

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We're a group of standup comedians, like a traveling comedy troupe.

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Dirty or clean.

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And it doesn't matter.

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And we've done the raunchiest clubs ever.

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I mean, like, yeah.

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So, uh, honestly, we, we got it covered.

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but my, my best material probably.

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And I did it well.

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Like I delivered it with punch lines and it was punched up and just a little tighter and better

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Like I felt good about it for the first time doing old jokes.

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I felt good.

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But then I got the experience now to get the timing in those jokes.

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the longest time where it's like, you know what?

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I never want to do the same set twice.

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I never want to tell the same joke twice.

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I want to go out on stage and I want to do brand new, uh, 10 minutes, 15 minutes, every

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single time I go up.

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But professionally, if you think about that, that's not how it works for any of you.

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You learn how to work the same set every night for six months, perfects it.

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And then does a special and then starts a new.

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You also organize the jokes you want to play with and connect to them.

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just joke after joke after joke, you know, connection, nothing.

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And then I had a whole section that was just sets and then being fucked up and then just

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fucked up observations and then, and then it blossoms new jokes.

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Anthony's great at that.

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He literally sent me a text.

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He's like, Hey, here's a set list.

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You might want to consider.

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And he named all of my jokes and put them in a good order because he's just like, Hey,

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if you start with this, you can lead into this, this bully joke.

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The bully joke leads into the gang joke.

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He does that for you too.

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Like for you, he sent, he tells me like things like, here's a good tag for this joke.

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Tell this one, then tell that one.

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So Anthony's this guy and maybe we don't give him enough credit.

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I feel like he's not just a guy.

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He's a fucking scientist, dude.

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No, I'm not shitting on him.

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I know, I know, I know.

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He's great, but he's, he's this guy that goes really out of his way to help our craft

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because he cares about the company.

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He cares about Mojave company.

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He wants us to show up to shows and have us all do great.

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Turn the mic a little more towards you.

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Oh, is it not picking me up?

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No, it is.

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It just looked kind of low.

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So, um, still learning this podcast.

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Yeah.

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And ladies and gentlemen, if you're listening and you've been a fan or if you're new, um,

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and it's your first time listening or whatever, we don't have the best equipment right now.

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And we like to, we're rogue, man.

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We like to do this on the run.

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Right now we're currently in this cute little hotel that is attached.

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So chloride Arizona is the longest, oldest active running mining town in Arizona.

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And Arizona is a mining fucking state.

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So, uh, it's an old tiny sort of ghost town looking town.

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They have like a little replica town that does, you know, um, it's a lot like Oatman,

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which we've been before.

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We've talked about, um, without minus the donkeys, the cows out here, cows, but, uh,

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yeah, but they, it's, it's the restaurant really good food.

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It's called yesterday's and they had us completely sold out every chair, uh,

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which was amazing to see attentive audience.

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Not a single person left the entire show and that was even after, uh, Austin set.

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Two applause breaks.

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Yeah. No, seriously.

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No, it wasn't three applause breaks, Austin.

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What the fuck?

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Yeah. You counted one as an applause break.

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This was probably, I've been to 15 or 20, Mavie County comedy shows, Mavie County shows.

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And, uh, this is probably the best one I've been to as far as every individual

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doing what no one bombed bombed.

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It was actually, this was one of the better shows.

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And I think it's because people had to think about everything so much to be clean.

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It, I think it's harder.

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I think it's harder and it makes you sit and look at what you're doing.

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It's easy to throw in profanity to artificially extend something or to get a quick laugh.

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But I think when you got to keep it all family friendly and it was adult situational stuff.

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Yeah, there was situa- it wasn't, it wasn't clean as far as like kid jokes.

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Anthony certainly pushed the plug.

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Right. They pushed the-

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Yeah, but if anyone can do that, it's the booker of the show.

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And the last one.

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And the last one.

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Yeah. It doesn't matter at that point.

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It was so funny cause he's like, all right guys, be clean and we're all clean.

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And then he goes up and he's like, oh, pedophiles this and blah, blah, blah.

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Put a maxi pad in my butt crack.

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Yeah. Maxi pad in my butt hole.

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But yet never cussed, never, you know, he didn't ever cross the line.

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That was his interpretation of clean shows.

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As long as they don't say fuck.

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It was more gross out.

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It was more gross out.

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My favorite like dirty joke of his is where he talks about, well, with his wife and how

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it's like she's laying on her stomach.

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On a starfish.

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She's on a bean bag chair.

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She's trying to eat a little shrimp off the carpet.

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Oh, it's so funny.

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It's physical that one.

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So let's get into what are we smoking.

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It's weird because we're not, I'm smoking my pen inside the room.

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I bought a Jeter's blue ZKZ cart and it's an indica and it's so far it's pretty powerful.

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But before we came in, we smoked with one of the restaurant dudes.

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Was that a Jeter?

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Was that a baby Jeter?

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A Tropicalli.

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Which is, I think it's what's called Tropicalli.

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And it's a sativa.

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And you know, baby Jeters don't fuck around.

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Jeter doesn't fuck around at all.

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That's a great brand.

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I recommend it so much.

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I mean, like Jeter's probably my favorite weed brand so far.

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Unless there's any other weed brands that would like to sponsor us.

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And literally sponsor, I will put, I'll put 20 commercials at the front, 15 at the back.

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And all we'd want is what?

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An eighth a week?

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Just a few joints?

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Come on, you can afford it.

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Weed companies.

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And then I have a, I have a, also a vaporizer pen that I got.

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It's the oldest thing you've ever said.

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It is vaporizer.

255
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It's a vape pen.

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Disposable.

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But it's a disposable, but it's kind of not.

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Because it has a charger.

259
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Because it has a charger on it, but it's also weird because I found this in my couch cushion.

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And it's a USB-C.

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Micro USB.

262
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Oh, yeah.

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It's, but it came from Jars.

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It's just their Jars brand one.

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It's a weed jewel.

266
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It does look like a jewel.

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But what's weird is it's old.

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It came out of my couch because I found it in my couch.

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Well, let me try it.

270
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But it's almost like it's wax now instead of weed.

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So when you smoke it, be aware, it doesn't take a lot.

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It's quite enthickened.

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Aged.

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It's aged weed.

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When you smoke it, you can't die.

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Apparently it worked.

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It came out of Mike's couch.

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The funniest thing I've seen on YouTube lately has been this guy's like,

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if the balloon touches the floor, you die.

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And then he takes the balloon and he goes,

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it was like a guy on Death Row.

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Anyway, they try to kill him.

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And it doesn't work because the balloon hasn't touched the ground.

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Now you're invincible because you're holding the balloon.

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And there's this back and forth and eventually the...

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Oh, God, I'm butchering this.

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This is just me being fucking high.

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I was so into it too.

289
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I wanted to know what happened.

290
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It's so interesting.

291
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Oh my God.

292
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I've been recording at 17% this whole fucking time.

293
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Oh, so turn the volume up.

294
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I did.

295
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For the first time ever, I think I accidentally saved everybody's ears in the beginning.

296
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Yeah.

297
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But only 12 minutes.

298
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So sorry, everybody.

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Hopefully this is louder.

300
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It can be turned up post if you have to.

301
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We'll just run that bell ringer ad.

302
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For the first time ever.

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The volume change.

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No, no, right when the volume changes.

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And we're back.

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Welcome back.

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Yeah.

308
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I mean, I could do that, but I'd have to pause.

309
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It can be fixed in post.

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Whatever.

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And we're back.

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That's what we're smoking.

313
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I'm already pretty stoned.

314
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I had a few beers at the restaurant.

315
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So I mean, I feel great.

316
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This is a good day.

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It's 420-2024, which backwards is 420-2024.

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And our special is called Rice Ball Special 420-2024.

319
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And then backwards.

320
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Backwards is the same.

321
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Wait, actually I did it wrong, didn't I guess?

322
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If it's the same frontwards and backwards, it would be the same.

323
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No, because then the 420-2024 should have been in the front, right?

324
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I don't know.

325
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Well, then I fucked it up.

326
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I'm too high for this.

327
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I am too.

328
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I'm too high to figure that out.

329
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It checks out.

330
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I read it.

331
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I thought it was like, oh, is Andy doing the podcast in Espanol now?

332
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It looked a little Spanish.

333
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No, it's just backwards.

334
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It's just backwards.

335
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That was with Brendan and I.

336
00:14:26,460 --> 00:14:27,460
It was about Up and Smoke.

337
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Oh, you did Up and Smoke?

338
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Yeah.

339
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I don't know if you guys have had a chance to listen to it yet.

340
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But it's pretty good.

341
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I had never seen that movie before and I really enjoyed it.

342
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It was a great stoner movie, which I think...

343
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That's the first Cheech and Chong movie.

344
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That is the first...

345
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No, it's the first movie in which Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong star together in a movie.

346
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That's how they meet.

347
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You pick them up.

348
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He ties his shirt up.

349
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But as Pedro and Man, the first Cheech and Chong movie is the next one.

350
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Cheech and Chong's next movie where they play Cheech and Chong.

351
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And then from then on out, they're Cheech and Chong.

352
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So yes, the first Cheech and Chong is Up and Smoke, but it's not.

353
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They're not.

354
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Cheech and Chong.

355
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Yeah.

356
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Have you ever seen the movie called AKA Tommy Chong?

357
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No.

358
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It's a documentary about how the government arrested Tommy Chong.

359
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Oh, the whole thing.

360
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On some bullshit.

361
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He had his own glass company.

362
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His son was running it.

363
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This guy that was an agent was like, hey, man, I know I live in this state where you

364
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can't ship a bomb or sell a bomb to me, but please, man, come on.

365
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They're just like fucking fine.

366
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Whatever.

367
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Here you go.

368
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And then they just arrested Tommy Chong.

369
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For mailing a piece of glass.

370
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Yeah.

371
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Tommy Chong recounted it so well in the documentary.

372
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They were like...

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He's like, I entered my door, man.

374
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And there was a guy, a government guy.

375
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He's like, get down to the ground.

376
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Do you have any drugs on the premises?

377
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He's like, yeah, man, I'm Tommy Chong.

378
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Drugs everywhere.

379
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:02,460
That's great.

380
00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:03,460
Yeah, man.

381
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That's so great.

382
00:16:04,460 --> 00:16:11,460
It was a really good story about how he was in, him being in jail and his trial and everything

383
00:16:11,460 --> 00:16:13,460
led up to it, everything that happened after it.

384
00:16:13,460 --> 00:16:15,460
And it was one of my favorite documentaries.

385
00:16:15,460 --> 00:16:17,460
But his take on it's very interesting.

386
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He's like, now fucking I broke the law.

387
00:16:18,460 --> 00:16:21,460
It's like he literally, I've heard interviews with him.

388
00:16:21,460 --> 00:16:23,460
He's like, nah, I fucking broke the law.

389
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:24,460
You know?

390
00:16:24,460 --> 00:16:26,460
What about a ship to fucking bomb now?

391
00:16:26,460 --> 00:16:28,460
Yeah, there's this guy with chainsaws out there.

392
00:16:28,460 --> 00:16:29,460
Stupid law, yeah.

393
00:16:29,460 --> 00:16:35,460
The Afro man, like maybe, I don't know how many years ago, but relatively recently, got

394
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his house swatted and raided and they stole shit from him and all this stuff.

395
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So he made a song about it.

396
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The whole album.

397
00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:44,460
It's an entire album.

398
00:16:44,460 --> 00:16:49,460
But the music video I saw is the security footage.

399
00:16:49,460 --> 00:16:54,460
Did you find anything behind my couch or something?

400
00:16:54,460 --> 00:16:57,460
It just shows them looking behind his couch.

401
00:16:57,460 --> 00:16:59,460
Yeah, so good.

402
00:16:59,460 --> 00:17:05,460
So we were talking about Up and Smoke being a perfect little fun flashback of a stoner

403
00:17:05,460 --> 00:17:06,460
movie.

404
00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:15,460
I think it's a good segue into this week's movie, which is Smiley Face, 2007 starring

405
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Anna Faris.

406
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Anna Faris.

407
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She's a sweet angel.

408
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Anna Faris.

409
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You will pronounce her name correctly.

410
00:17:21,460 --> 00:17:25,460
And if they say it, we can put the song on it.

411
00:17:25,460 --> 00:17:26,460
Oh my God.

412
00:17:26,460 --> 00:17:27,460
Mike made it.

413
00:17:27,460 --> 00:17:30,460
So we weren't able to do it because of, I'm so sorry Mike.

414
00:17:30,460 --> 00:17:33,460
I remember you telling me to download it before coming at her.

415
00:17:33,460 --> 00:17:36,460
So Mike has been making AI music, which I love.

416
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It's been fun.

417
00:17:37,460 --> 00:17:44,460
But he made one recently about Anna Faris and about this movie with AI pictures of her

418
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and made it into a little music video.

419
00:17:46,460 --> 00:17:47,460
And it is.

420
00:17:47,460 --> 00:17:48,460
It's Innocence.

421
00:17:48,460 --> 00:17:49,460
It's Innocent.

422
00:17:49,460 --> 00:17:50,460
Yeah.

423
00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:51,460
It's Innocent.

424
00:17:51,460 --> 00:17:52,460
Hey, we do a podcast about movies.

425
00:17:52,460 --> 00:17:54,460
This one's about Anna Faris and Smiley Face.

426
00:17:54,460 --> 00:18:00,460
But if somebody like her agents or publicists, her herself watched it without context, you're

427
00:18:00,460 --> 00:18:03,460
like, we need to get a restraining order against this man.

428
00:18:03,460 --> 00:18:04,460
Absolutely.

429
00:18:04,460 --> 00:18:09,460
What a creepy on its own piece of media that exists.

430
00:18:09,460 --> 00:18:11,460
It is just out there on the internet.

431
00:18:11,460 --> 00:18:12,460
Did you private that video?

432
00:18:12,460 --> 00:18:13,460
No.

433
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:14,460
Alright.

434
00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:15,460
So what's it called?

435
00:18:15,460 --> 00:18:19,460
I think it's called Anna Faris Tribute from the Movie.

436
00:18:19,460 --> 00:18:20,460
Yeah.

437
00:18:20,460 --> 00:18:26,460
Anna Faris Tribute, Smiley Face 2007 by Michael Larson.

438
00:18:26,460 --> 00:18:30,460
You will find this weirdest music video that's ever been made.

439
00:18:30,460 --> 00:18:31,460
Oh yeah.

440
00:18:31,460 --> 00:18:34,460
And Mike, your profile picture for your YouTube channel does not help you at all.

441
00:18:34,460 --> 00:18:35,460
Oh, I know.

442
00:18:35,460 --> 00:18:36,460
I know.

443
00:18:36,460 --> 00:18:37,460
It's just like bad.

444
00:18:37,460 --> 00:18:38,460
It's an up-flose.

445
00:18:38,460 --> 00:18:39,460
That was really high.

446
00:18:39,460 --> 00:18:42,460
He looks like an old man who's never seen the internet before.

447
00:18:42,460 --> 00:18:43,460
Yeah.

448
00:18:43,460 --> 00:18:44,460
Mike's happily married with children and grandchildren.

449
00:18:44,460 --> 00:18:45,460
He's not a murderer.

450
00:18:45,460 --> 00:18:48,460
He's not a John Lennon killer.

451
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:49,460
He's not a murderer.

452
00:18:49,460 --> 00:18:50,460
He's been like that.

453
00:18:50,460 --> 00:18:52,460
Well, that's what he has to be.

454
00:18:52,460 --> 00:18:54,460
So Smiley Face, I had never seen...

455
00:18:54,460 --> 00:18:55,460
Oh yeah.

456
00:18:55,460 --> 00:18:56,460
No, I don't need to see it again.

457
00:18:56,460 --> 00:18:59,460
That weird tweaker picture of Anna Faris.

458
00:18:59,460 --> 00:19:03,460
So wait, did the AI actually let you type in her name and make a thing of her?

459
00:19:03,460 --> 00:19:04,460
Yes.

460
00:19:04,460 --> 00:19:05,460
That's like a big thing right now.

461
00:19:05,460 --> 00:19:06,460
I didn't do any of that.

462
00:19:06,460 --> 00:19:08,460
I'm starting to work with the AI now.

463
00:19:08,460 --> 00:19:10,460
There's a big likeness thing right now.

464
00:19:10,460 --> 00:19:16,460
There's this Dudezy podcast made a George Carlin special.

465
00:19:16,460 --> 00:19:17,460
Oh yeah.

466
00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:18,460
George Carlin, AI.

467
00:19:18,460 --> 00:19:25,460
And his daughter or maybe his family member who controls his estate sued them so now they

468
00:19:25,460 --> 00:19:27,460
have to scrub it from the internet.

469
00:19:27,460 --> 00:19:31,460
That was true copyright infringement though.

470
00:19:31,460 --> 00:19:35,460
They were saying this is his stuff and it was not.

471
00:19:35,460 --> 00:19:36,460
No, no.

472
00:19:36,460 --> 00:19:37,460
They said it was AI George Carlin.

473
00:19:37,460 --> 00:19:38,460
It was an AI generated thing.

474
00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:39,460
They just don't like it.

475
00:19:39,460 --> 00:19:40,460
Right.

476
00:19:40,460 --> 00:19:41,460
It was called AI George Carlin.

477
00:19:41,460 --> 00:19:42,460
I listened to it and it was pretty good.

478
00:19:42,460 --> 00:19:43,460
I liked it.

479
00:19:43,460 --> 00:19:45,460
It was decent for what AI can normally write.

480
00:19:45,460 --> 00:19:50,460
But they were doing it as his persona I'm saying versus doing it like they used his voice

481
00:19:50,460 --> 00:19:53,460
and all that versus doing it as a tribute or whatever.

482
00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:58,460
They didn't do it as a parody because if it was a parody they couldn't do anything about

483
00:19:58,460 --> 00:19:59,460
it.

484
00:19:59,460 --> 00:20:00,460
It felt more like a science experiment.

485
00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:04,660
They were like what if George Carlin was alive today what would he make jokes about and that's

486
00:20:04,660 --> 00:20:05,660
what it was supposed to be.

487
00:20:05,660 --> 00:20:06,660
I haven't been able to listen to it.

488
00:20:06,660 --> 00:20:07,660
It's pretty good.

489
00:20:07,660 --> 00:20:10,460
But for what AI can do.

490
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:12,020
Normally can do.

491
00:20:12,020 --> 00:20:13,020
It's pretty good.

492
00:20:13,020 --> 00:20:15,180
He talks about religion of course.

493
00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:16,180
He talks about him being dead.

494
00:20:16,180 --> 00:20:20,140
Isn't it weird I'm dead and I'm up here talking about religion.

495
00:20:20,140 --> 00:20:22,060
That kind of stuff.

496
00:20:22,060 --> 00:20:24,020
People would like to hear that.

497
00:20:24,020 --> 00:20:25,380
Comedy fans would like to hear that.

498
00:20:25,380 --> 00:20:31,620
But the even bigger bummer as opposed to not being able to hear that is I was saying this

499
00:20:31,620 --> 00:20:32,620
for a long time.

500
00:20:32,620 --> 00:20:40,980
I hope that AI gets so good that you could have AI make a movie exactly how you want

501
00:20:40,980 --> 00:20:41,980
it.

502
00:20:41,980 --> 00:20:42,980
Yeah.

503
00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:46,020
I mean you could die hard but instead of Bruce Willis it's Keanu Reeves or something like

504
00:20:46,020 --> 00:20:47,020
that.

505
00:20:47,020 --> 00:20:49,940
I want that to be a thing but now with all this likeness shit it's going to be harder

506
00:20:49,940 --> 00:20:50,940
to do that stuff.

507
00:20:50,940 --> 00:20:52,940
Because here's the problem.

508
00:20:52,940 --> 00:20:55,300
Is that you can't pay the actors right.

509
00:20:55,300 --> 00:20:56,300
I mean so.

510
00:20:56,300 --> 00:20:58,940
Well that's in the new contract thing is supposedly.

511
00:20:58,940 --> 00:21:05,340
If there was a future in which we could type into AI give me this movie but with these actors

512
00:21:05,340 --> 00:21:08,900
or whatever I could see some sort of service you'd have to pay.

513
00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:16,700
So like maybe you can rent the likeness of Keanu Reeves for a month for a monthly fee

514
00:21:16,700 --> 00:21:23,380
and now you can use you can put AI into your own AI projects.

515
00:21:23,380 --> 00:21:27,780
And then you just have to buy likenesses or rent likenesses to use.

516
00:21:27,780 --> 00:21:28,780
So that way.

517
00:21:28,780 --> 00:21:29,780
Very expensive.

518
00:21:29,780 --> 00:21:30,920
But then think about Keanu Reeves.

519
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:34,740
Every time somebody wants to see him in Die Hard he makes 20 bucks or 40 bucks or whatever.

520
00:21:34,740 --> 00:21:40,060
That's the thing I would want to make is like make a Die Hard movie but the way I want it.

521
00:21:40,060 --> 00:21:43,300
Not just change the actor in this same exact movie.

522
00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:46,940
I want a Die Hard movie where John McClane stops 9-11.

523
00:21:46,940 --> 00:21:50,460
Okay but you can do that now because that's a parody.

524
00:21:50,460 --> 00:21:52,500
Yeah but I wanted a full length two hour movie.

525
00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:53,500
No I get it.

526
00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:54,500
It doesn't have to be great quality.

527
00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:55,500
But it has to be like a show band that's good.

528
00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:56,500
But you can do that now.

529
00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:58,100
I'm saying there's nothing that stops that.

530
00:21:58,100 --> 00:21:59,580
The likeness things don't stop that.

531
00:21:59,580 --> 00:22:01,580
See but the likeness things stop as you're trying to pass off.

532
00:22:01,580 --> 00:22:06,260
Remember when this AI thing was like a big deal and then this show was like oh the rock

533
00:22:06,260 --> 00:22:07,260
eating rocks.

534
00:22:07,260 --> 00:22:11,020
And it's just like this nightmare fuel just like I'm not even solid.

535
00:22:11,020 --> 00:22:14,780
I mean it's come a long way and I feel like people are getting too scared and they're

536
00:22:14,780 --> 00:22:17,940
kind of being like don't let people do that anymore kind of thing.

537
00:22:17,940 --> 00:22:22,700
And now it's like well okay well I get that but you're kind of preventing a bunch of awesome

538
00:22:22,700 --> 00:22:24,180
shit at the same time.

539
00:22:24,180 --> 00:22:27,340
But you're also preventing some nefarious shit that could happen.

540
00:22:27,340 --> 00:22:28,820
I mean they can do porn with it.

541
00:22:28,820 --> 00:22:29,820
They could do.

542
00:22:29,820 --> 00:22:31,820
They could do.

543
00:22:31,820 --> 00:22:34,100
Well so here so there's a YouTuber named.

544
00:22:34,100 --> 00:22:35,100
You can affect people.

545
00:22:35,100 --> 00:22:37,740
There's a YouTuber named Sweet Anita.

546
00:22:37,740 --> 00:22:38,900
She has Tourette's.

547
00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:40,460
She's a gamer on Twitch.

548
00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:41,460
And she's attractive.

549
00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:42,460
Right.

550
00:22:42,460 --> 00:22:43,460
She's cute.

551
00:22:43,460 --> 00:22:48,300
And someone made very convincing deep fake porn of her.

552
00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:49,300
Where she's like masturbating.

553
00:22:49,300 --> 00:22:54,340
Like trying to sell it like she actually did it or just like oh I like her so much.

554
00:22:54,340 --> 00:22:57,100
No like Sweet Anita came out with new porn.

555
00:22:57,100 --> 00:22:58,100
Here it is.

556
00:22:58,100 --> 00:23:00,460
A lot of people thought it was real.

557
00:23:00,460 --> 00:23:03,020
And she is super upset about it of course.

558
00:23:03,020 --> 00:23:07,780
And so she's making she's helping like at least on the content creator side she's like

559
00:23:07,780 --> 00:23:08,780
because think about it.

560
00:23:08,780 --> 00:23:12,820
You have hours and hours and hours and hours of footage.

561
00:23:12,820 --> 00:23:17,220
Like right now someone could theoretically take my voice and make a convincing podcast

562
00:23:17,220 --> 00:23:20,380
of me doing talking whatever because they have hours of me talking.

563
00:23:20,380 --> 00:23:21,380
Not you but somebody else.

564
00:23:21,380 --> 00:23:27,060
No they could make they seriously could make an ad that you would not be able to tell of

565
00:23:27,060 --> 00:23:28,060
Andy doing.

566
00:23:28,060 --> 00:23:32,660
Well no what I'm saying is that we talked about doing making AI make a podcast of us

567
00:23:32,660 --> 00:23:39,060
and like make an episode of us reviewing you know fucking yeah American History X or something.

568
00:23:39,060 --> 00:23:40,780
That would be great.

569
00:23:40,780 --> 00:23:44,760
And that would be great for us to use it for but not if someone else uses it to say do

570
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:50,060
a podcast of them trying to create the next Holocaust.

571
00:23:50,060 --> 00:23:55,460
Yeah so see that's the problem is that someone else then can do that and then they just say

572
00:23:55,460 --> 00:23:57,460
gnarly shit.

573
00:23:57,460 --> 00:23:58,460
Yeah.

574
00:23:58,460 --> 00:23:59,460
I got some.

575
00:23:59,460 --> 00:24:00,460
Do you have some in there?

576
00:24:00,460 --> 00:24:01,460
Yeah.

577
00:24:01,460 --> 00:24:09,860
No someone named Barb just sent a photo and enjoyed with a thumbs up.

578
00:24:09,860 --> 00:24:12,180
So I'm sure she was from the show.

579
00:24:12,180 --> 00:24:14,980
I mean I don't remember someone introducing.

580
00:24:14,980 --> 00:24:15,980
Name Barb.

581
00:24:15,980 --> 00:24:16,980
Maybe they.

582
00:24:16,980 --> 00:24:17,980
Thanks Barb.

583
00:24:17,980 --> 00:24:18,980
Shout out to Barb.

584
00:24:18,980 --> 00:24:19,980
Let's see if I recognize her.

585
00:24:19,980 --> 00:24:20,980
Let's see.

586
00:24:20,980 --> 00:24:21,980
Barb.

587
00:24:21,980 --> 00:24:22,980
No I think it's her.

588
00:24:22,980 --> 00:24:24,980
You think I have the internet to pull up a picture.

589
00:24:24,980 --> 00:24:25,980
Okay.

590
00:24:25,980 --> 00:24:28,540
For what I can see right now it's an American flag with a star.

591
00:24:28,540 --> 00:24:29,540
Okay.

592
00:24:29,540 --> 00:24:34,420
An extra star added and I don't know if that's the like star of David or the star of whatever

593
00:24:34,420 --> 00:24:47,420
but let's oh real quick so since we were talking about something AI they basically I mean I

594
00:24:47,420 --> 00:24:52,900
don't know if this is confirmation confirmation but James Gates a professor recently kind

595
00:24:52,900 --> 00:24:59,900
of proved that we are in a matrix and the way that he did it was by discovering these

596
00:24:59,900 --> 00:25:06,380
and dinked our codes which are at the hadron hadron super collider they're finding these

597
00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:14,860
little particles that when you 3d print them they are become these code their code that

598
00:25:14,860 --> 00:25:17,280
fixes other code.

599
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:23,900
So basically I guess it's showing that on a on a molecular level we have self correcting

600
00:25:23,900 --> 00:25:28,380
code that's built into the universe which is basically like matrix shit.

601
00:25:28,380 --> 00:25:30,580
Sounds like it's just the laws of physics or something.

602
00:25:30,580 --> 00:25:33,900
Well no but if it's if you go down to the.

603
00:25:33,900 --> 00:25:34,900
I'm not trying to shoot down.

604
00:25:34,900 --> 00:25:38,740
No no but what I'm saying is if you go down to the atomic level and you find something

605
00:25:38,740 --> 00:25:43,500
that when you print it it's a the same thing that we have in our codes on computers and

606
00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:49,880
shit and it's built for a reason then that leads me to believe that this is a simulation.

607
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:53,820
Now I don't think if this is a simulation I'll put this out there I don't think that

608
00:25:53,820 --> 00:25:56,740
we are plugged in on the other side.

609
00:25:56,740 --> 00:26:01,940
I don't think this is matrix where we're physical husks existing somewhere else I think we're

610
00:26:01,940 --> 00:26:07,020
NPCs I mean if we're gonna be if I'm gonna be honest I think you're all NPCs and if from

611
00:26:07,020 --> 00:26:11,940
your own perspective you'd have to think that you're the same thing because not not not

612
00:26:11,940 --> 00:26:14,100
that I am but that you would be from your own perspective.

613
00:26:14,100 --> 00:26:16,100
I have something to say when you're done but go on.

614
00:26:16,100 --> 00:26:19,620
Oh I mean I'm trying to done but I was gonna say.

615
00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:20,740
It's just a science skit.

616
00:26:20,740 --> 00:26:27,460
Just kind of seems like a reverse version of like seeing like a physical motion of something

617
00:26:27,460 --> 00:26:33,380
mechanical and then thinking it's like the natural world like when you see pistons like

618
00:26:33,380 --> 00:26:38,820
moving you're like oh it's like fucking like it just seems like a smart guy version of

619
00:26:38,820 --> 00:26:39,820
that it's like.

620
00:26:39,820 --> 00:26:44,540
No no no because okay I guess what I'm saying it's almost like binary code if you think

621
00:26:44,540 --> 00:26:47,300
about it like binary code somehow.

622
00:26:47,300 --> 00:26:49,900
Zeroes and ones how it does it's amazing.

623
00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:53,900
Zeroes and ones somehow is all this what my computer is doing right now.

624
00:26:53,900 --> 00:26:54,900
All of it.

625
00:26:54,900 --> 00:27:01,020
Somehow we tapped into the universal tech language to take zeros and ones a binary and

626
00:27:01,020 --> 00:27:07,700
the crazy thing is binary existed long before we were ever around like we didn't invent

627
00:27:07,700 --> 00:27:10,700
binary.

628
00:27:10,700 --> 00:27:11,700
That's the real thing right.

629
00:27:11,700 --> 00:27:13,780
I mean like think about it.

630
00:27:13,780 --> 00:27:16,020
Zeroes and ones make up everything.

631
00:27:16,020 --> 00:27:20,180
What's your coding of your even your DNA is coded in binary.

632
00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:21,740
So it's interesting really that.

633
00:27:21,740 --> 00:27:24,060
We're made of binary code.

634
00:27:24,060 --> 00:27:28,460
This dude's finding on a molecular level things that are code.

635
00:27:28,460 --> 00:27:32,540
He's just finding little pieces of code that if you made it three of you become code.

636
00:27:32,540 --> 00:27:36,700
I don't think that that's the same as like you know pistons and fucking.

637
00:27:36,700 --> 00:27:42,700
Again I think it's more like I don't know I think it's because I've already said almost

638
00:27:42,700 --> 00:27:47,660
like an ant farm though that almost like okay you put these instructions in and let it go

639
00:27:47,660 --> 00:27:48,660
and see what happens.

640
00:27:48,660 --> 00:27:50,260
That's why I don't think it's that complex.

641
00:27:50,260 --> 00:27:55,580
I think if anything we're probably I mean I've said like I think we're like probably

642
00:27:55,580 --> 00:27:58,460
like a live wallpaper on someone's phone right.

643
00:27:58,460 --> 00:27:59,460
They're checking the time.

644
00:27:59,460 --> 00:28:02,100
I think we're all just corrupted files at this point.

645
00:28:02,100 --> 00:28:06,860
Well no that's what our AI is though our AI is literally just takes everything and matches

646
00:28:06,860 --> 00:28:09,620
it together and matches it together and matches it together.

647
00:28:09,620 --> 00:28:11,300
After seeing some of the unreal.

648
00:28:11,300 --> 00:28:16,060
Hundreds of millions of times in speed the speed computers can work at now and comes

649
00:28:16,060 --> 00:28:18,260
out like a picture that you see on AI.

650
00:28:18,260 --> 00:28:20,220
It's not really a picture.

651
00:28:20,220 --> 00:28:21,900
It's just zeros and ones randomly.

652
00:28:21,900 --> 00:28:26,740
It's the most common thing strung together to get to match those letters and that you

653
00:28:26,740 --> 00:28:27,740
put in.

654
00:28:27,740 --> 00:28:28,740
It's not.

655
00:28:28,740 --> 00:28:29,740
Well.

656
00:28:29,740 --> 00:28:32,500
It's also why it's different every time.

657
00:28:32,500 --> 00:28:34,300
But I do want to point that out.

658
00:28:34,300 --> 00:28:35,660
We're all in the simulation.

659
00:28:35,660 --> 00:28:37,100
Just deal with it.

660
00:28:37,100 --> 00:28:39,180
Just deal with it.

661
00:28:39,180 --> 00:28:45,740
Whatever religion you're part of I guess just hold on to maybe the faith that our creator

662
00:28:45,740 --> 00:28:47,820
is the one running the simulation.

663
00:28:47,820 --> 00:28:48,820
Then you pick the right one.

664
00:28:48,820 --> 00:28:49,820
And then also.

665
00:28:49,820 --> 00:28:50,820
You fall a certain amount of time.

666
00:28:50,820 --> 00:28:52,980
But all those other people pick the wrong one.

667
00:28:52,980 --> 00:28:53,980
Everything.

668
00:28:53,980 --> 00:28:54,980
It's all the right one.

669
00:28:54,980 --> 00:28:59,660
Everything that you think say and do is also documented in that case.

670
00:28:59,660 --> 00:29:00,660
Yeah.

671
00:29:00,660 --> 00:29:02,260
If it's all simulation every thought you have.

672
00:29:02,260 --> 00:29:04,060
You're at the grocery store.

673
00:29:04,060 --> 00:29:08,100
You see some chick with some tits and you're just like damn she got some fucking nice milk.

674
00:29:08,100 --> 00:29:09,100
That's all documented.

675
00:29:09,100 --> 00:29:10,100
All documented.

676
00:29:10,100 --> 00:29:11,100
There's a script somewhere.

677
00:29:11,100 --> 00:29:15,220
Remember that file cabinet in Bruce Almighty where he opens it.

678
00:29:15,220 --> 00:29:16,620
Yeah that's there.

679
00:29:16,620 --> 00:29:22,140
But see you're thinking of it like sure it's all recorded and maybe there's a ton of.

680
00:29:22,140 --> 00:29:23,140
I think it's more like.

681
00:29:23,140 --> 00:29:25,180
No if you play a game you can go back and watch it.

682
00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:27,780
I think it's more like The Sims 4.

683
00:29:27,780 --> 00:29:30,180
Maybe like the thing you like The Sims 1000.

684
00:29:30,180 --> 00:29:31,180
Right.

685
00:29:31,180 --> 00:29:32,180
We like the SIF.

686
00:29:32,180 --> 00:29:33,180
Someone made The Sims.

687
00:29:33,180 --> 00:29:37,180
A thousand years from now.

688
00:29:37,180 --> 00:29:38,700
The amount of.

689
00:29:38,700 --> 00:29:40,820
Look at where we were two thousand years ago.

690
00:29:40,820 --> 00:29:41,820
Right.

691
00:29:41,820 --> 00:29:42,980
Technology wise.

692
00:29:42,980 --> 00:29:43,980
Look where we're at now.

693
00:29:43,980 --> 00:29:45,780
Look where we're at in the last hundred years.

694
00:29:45,780 --> 00:29:47,580
Don't dash my dreams.

695
00:29:47,580 --> 00:29:52,180
If I die and I want to look at a crystal ball of my life so I can see that Kilimanjaro I

696
00:29:52,180 --> 00:29:53,740
got on Halo 3.

697
00:29:53,740 --> 00:29:54,740
OK.

698
00:29:54,740 --> 00:29:55,740
I just I.

699
00:29:55,740 --> 00:29:57,020
You know I didn't hit record.

700
00:29:57,020 --> 00:29:58,700
I didn't have it recorded.

701
00:29:58,700 --> 00:30:00,260
You know don't take that away from me.

702
00:30:00,260 --> 00:30:02,180
Don't don't explain that away from me.

703
00:30:02,180 --> 00:30:04,020
I want to go back and look at all the cool.

704
00:30:04,020 --> 00:30:05,020
How cute.

705
00:30:05,020 --> 00:30:06,020
I didn't have it recorded.

706
00:30:06,020 --> 00:30:10,060
A simulation playing another simulation.

707
00:30:10,060 --> 00:30:11,980
Just like we make our Sims.

708
00:30:11,980 --> 00:30:17,260
What's really crazy is if you play The Sims you're a simulation playing a simulation about

709
00:30:17,260 --> 00:30:21,660
a Sim and if you make him play games he's playing a simulated version of Sims.

710
00:30:21,660 --> 00:30:25,020
When I used I already talked about this once I'm looking into it again but I've been I've

711
00:30:25,020 --> 00:30:30,860
abused my A.I. making it do stuff like way to outshine my meat brain thought with your

712
00:30:30,860 --> 00:30:31,860
very like.

713
00:30:31,860 --> 00:30:39,380
Well sorry I just I thought about the kinder codes today and I just said what was the movie.

714
00:30:39,380 --> 00:30:40,380
Yes.

715
00:30:40,380 --> 00:30:47,020
Smiley face 20 2007 opening with a conversation with Rosco Lee Brown who I'm sure you're more

716
00:30:47,020 --> 00:30:49,940
familiar with than we are because I've seen him in a few things.

717
00:30:49,940 --> 00:30:51,540
I looked him up on IDB.

718
00:30:51,540 --> 00:30:54,380
I didn't really do much research on this movie because I just love.

719
00:30:54,380 --> 00:30:56,340
I just enjoy the experience.

720
00:30:56,340 --> 00:31:00,260
I actually did some if you could hand me a beer out of that fridge from my hotel room

721
00:31:00,260 --> 00:31:01,260
fridge.

722
00:31:01,260 --> 00:31:02,260
Yeah.

723
00:31:02,260 --> 00:31:03,260
Yeah.

724
00:31:03,260 --> 00:31:10,220
I'm staying in the hotel room after the comedy show because none of the other comedians really

725
00:31:10,220 --> 00:31:15,100
want they got families but apparently I'm a fucking loser so I'll take the free hotel

726
00:31:15,100 --> 00:31:17,740
room and I'll crash here tonight and I'll drink.

727
00:31:17,740 --> 00:31:21,460
Ladies from two or three weeks from now if you're in the area.

728
00:31:21,460 --> 00:31:24,060
I get free hotel rooms.

729
00:31:24,060 --> 00:31:25,060
Yeah.

730
00:31:25,060 --> 00:31:26,060
Yeah.

731
00:31:26,060 --> 00:31:33,020
So this is a movie about on affairs playing a lovable ish stoner getting higher than she's

732
00:31:33,020 --> 00:31:37,300
ever been in her life and getting into shenanigans.

733
00:31:37,300 --> 00:31:41,620
We've seen it before in other movies but not quite like this.

734
00:31:41,620 --> 00:31:52,340
She so it opens with her on a Ferris wheel which coincidence on a Ferris on a Ferris

735
00:31:52,340 --> 00:31:55,060
wheel.

736
00:31:55,060 --> 00:31:58,980
Now here's the quick because I even mentioned Ferris wheel I sort of set myself up for this.

737
00:31:58,980 --> 00:32:01,780
Do you know where the Ferris wheel came from.

738
00:32:01,780 --> 00:32:03,380
On a Ferris.

739
00:32:03,380 --> 00:32:05,420
Can somebody open this beer for me please.

740
00:32:05,420 --> 00:32:06,420
Yeah.

741
00:32:06,420 --> 00:32:07,420
Oh no.

742
00:32:07,420 --> 00:32:08,420
I don't know if I have a lighter on me.

743
00:32:08,420 --> 00:32:09,420
Shit.

744
00:32:09,420 --> 00:32:10,420
Yes.

745
00:32:10,420 --> 00:32:11,420
I have a lighter on me.

746
00:32:11,420 --> 00:32:14,420
Just for that I'm going to go outside to fart now.

747
00:32:14,420 --> 00:32:18,380
Is this a fucking twist off?

748
00:32:18,380 --> 00:32:21,980
Would you open this twist off for me?

749
00:32:21,980 --> 00:32:22,980
It was not.

750
00:32:22,980 --> 00:32:23,980
It was not.

751
00:32:23,980 --> 00:32:30,020
So 1893 Chicago it's the World's Fair.

752
00:32:30,020 --> 00:32:36,580
Now about seven years previous Paris had the World's Fair and what they debuted at the

753
00:32:36,580 --> 00:32:38,580
at that World's Fair was the Eiffel Tower.

754
00:32:38,580 --> 00:32:42,100
It was a huge hit and everyone's talked about it and talked about it and talked about it

755
00:32:42,100 --> 00:32:44,140
and still are still huge right.

756
00:32:44,140 --> 00:32:45,900
Can I guess what happens next.

757
00:32:45,900 --> 00:32:49,100
Someone unveiled the Ferris wheel and everyone's like fuck the Eiffel Tower.

758
00:32:49,100 --> 00:32:50,100
Sort of.

759
00:32:50,100 --> 00:32:51,100
Ferris wheels lit.

760
00:32:51,100 --> 00:32:53,140
I just told you the expression.

761
00:32:53,140 --> 00:32:58,660
Don't steal my thunder on this one Austin.

762
00:32:58,660 --> 00:33:04,660
So the commission for the 1893 Chicago's World's Fair was trying to come up with their own

763
00:33:04,660 --> 00:33:10,140
Eiffel Tower type thing and they interview everybody around all these famous architects

764
00:33:10,140 --> 00:33:16,420
and eventually they interview even Eiffel himself and he proposes this design for them

765
00:33:16,420 --> 00:33:23,340
and it's another Eiffel Tower and they're like maybe but then meanwhile there's a guy

766
00:33:23,340 --> 00:33:28,220
named George Ferris and he comes up to me he's like I've got this idea.

767
00:33:28,220 --> 00:33:30,100
I need the finances to do it.

768
00:33:30,100 --> 00:33:36,700
It's a strange one but I'm thinking of a building that moves when you're in it in a circle and

769
00:33:36,700 --> 00:33:39,700
they're like that's fucking crazy George.

770
00:33:39,700 --> 00:33:41,600
We're probably just going to do another Eiffel Tower.

771
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:43,540
People loved it in Paris.

772
00:33:43,540 --> 00:33:48,220
Then I guess better heads prevailed or I think maybe Eiffel bailed out or whatever didn't

773
00:33:48,220 --> 00:33:51,780
happen and so Ferris gets the go ahead.

774
00:33:51,780 --> 00:33:54,020
He builds the Eiffel Tower.

775
00:33:54,020 --> 00:33:55,940
It's sorry he builds the Ferris wheel.

776
00:33:55,940 --> 00:33:58,100
It's the very first Ferris wheel.

777
00:33:58,100 --> 00:34:03,140
It gets ridden over one million times in the course of the Chicago's World's Fair because

778
00:34:03,140 --> 00:34:10,980
the World's Fair is visited by so many people and it was the most like viewed attraction.

779
00:34:10,980 --> 00:34:14,020
I think he said that like a million people rode it.

780
00:34:14,020 --> 00:34:15,020
Yeah.

781
00:34:15,020 --> 00:34:16,020
Okay.

782
00:34:16,020 --> 00:34:19,340
You say a million times like I feel like it went on a full cycle one million times.

783
00:34:19,340 --> 00:34:22,660
No sorry a million people at least a million people rode it.

784
00:34:22,660 --> 00:34:23,660
Yes.

785
00:34:23,660 --> 00:34:26,060
Which is crazy for the time.

786
00:34:26,060 --> 00:34:27,780
This was the same World's Fair by the way.

787
00:34:27,780 --> 00:34:28,780
I was going to ask that.

788
00:34:28,780 --> 00:34:29,780
Is it the same one?

789
00:34:29,780 --> 00:34:31,780
Well yes but it also went well.

790
00:34:31,780 --> 00:34:32,780
Okay yeah.

791
00:34:32,780 --> 00:34:34,340
And there's a few things.

792
00:34:34,340 --> 00:34:35,340
Yeah.

793
00:34:35,340 --> 00:34:36,980
One it's the debut of Cracker Jack.

794
00:34:36,980 --> 00:34:37,980
Really?

795
00:34:37,980 --> 00:34:38,980
The company.

796
00:34:38,980 --> 00:34:41,740
The peanut popcorn mix.

797
00:34:41,740 --> 00:34:44,020
I think I ate those once.

798
00:34:44,020 --> 00:34:50,780
It's also the most notorious serial killer that's ever lived in America.

799
00:34:50,780 --> 00:34:52,980
His entire spree went on through that World's Fair.

800
00:34:52,980 --> 00:34:55,180
Have you heard of the devil in the white city?

801
00:34:55,180 --> 00:34:56,180
H.H.

802
00:34:56,180 --> 00:34:57,180
Holmes.

803
00:34:57,180 --> 00:34:58,180
Oh wait.

804
00:34:58,180 --> 00:35:02,340
H.H. Holmes built a murder hotel in his oh you don't even have to look it up.

805
00:35:02,340 --> 00:35:07,460
No no no I just want to see if my favorite YouTuber Simon Whistler has done a video on

806
00:35:07,460 --> 00:35:08,460
it.

807
00:35:08,460 --> 00:35:13,900
H.H. Holmes built a murder hotel that had like rooms that he could gas people through.

808
00:35:13,900 --> 00:35:15,140
Rooms that he could do whatever.

809
00:35:15,140 --> 00:35:16,740
He had a furnace in the.

810
00:35:16,740 --> 00:35:19,700
Oh he pretended to be like a doctor or something?

811
00:35:19,700 --> 00:35:21,660
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.

812
00:35:21,660 --> 00:35:26,940
So they said that anywhere from like hundreds to maybe thousands of young women because

813
00:35:26,940 --> 00:35:31,220
he would be like he would find a young woman traveling alone and be like hey I've got

814
00:35:31,220 --> 00:35:33,060
a hotel room I'll let you stay for free you know.

815
00:35:33,060 --> 00:35:35,140
No traveler should be alone at the night.

816
00:35:35,140 --> 00:35:36,140
And then boom.

817
00:35:36,140 --> 00:35:37,500
Hey that's not sketchy at all alright.

818
00:35:37,500 --> 00:35:38,500
Well it's the.

819
00:35:38,500 --> 00:35:39,500
What are you trying to say?

820
00:35:39,500 --> 00:35:40,500
1893.

821
00:35:40,500 --> 00:35:41,980
What are you trying to say?

822
00:35:41,980 --> 00:35:44,300
Are my organs going to get harvested tonight?

823
00:35:44,300 --> 00:35:45,900
Is that what you're trying to say?

824
00:35:45,900 --> 00:35:47,020
A free hotel room?

825
00:35:47,020 --> 00:35:48,020
Is that how you're immortal?

826
00:35:48,020 --> 00:35:51,020
Is that how you're immortal Mike?

827
00:35:51,020 --> 00:35:52,500
He harvests his limbo isn't he?

828
00:35:52,500 --> 00:35:55,780
None of these movies were out there so nobody knew what happened.

829
00:35:55,780 --> 00:36:00,460
Anyway they said for years that they're going to do a Martin Scorsese Leonardo DiCaprio led

830
00:36:00,460 --> 00:36:02,260
version of a movie of that.

831
00:36:02,260 --> 00:36:03,260
Which I think would be wonderful.

832
00:36:03,260 --> 00:36:05,460
Oh Leo in that part of the movie.

833
00:36:05,460 --> 00:36:11,580
You know what's even crazier about the World's Fair in Chicago in 1893.

834
00:36:11,580 --> 00:36:14,620
It's the alabaster city.

835
00:36:14,620 --> 00:36:19,460
Every single exhibit in there was painted this alabaster white.

836
00:36:19,460 --> 00:36:25,340
So when you went onto the fairgrounds which was this massive thing it was this bright

837
00:36:25,340 --> 00:36:31,660
shining like white everywhere like kind of thing with the Ferris wheel in like the middle.

838
00:36:31,660 --> 00:36:33,260
Here's one more thing.

839
00:36:33,260 --> 00:36:36,540
How did the World's Fair connect to A.K.

840
00:36:36,540 --> 00:36:37,540
Holmes?

841
00:36:37,540 --> 00:36:38,540
He just did it.

842
00:36:38,540 --> 00:36:43,060
So he had a hotel in Chicago right next to the World's Fair.

843
00:36:43,060 --> 00:36:44,700
And so what he did is when this happened.

844
00:36:44,700 --> 00:36:46,900
Sounds like a fire sale for him.

845
00:36:46,900 --> 00:36:48,380
It was like great for him.

846
00:36:48,380 --> 00:36:49,380
He planned for it.

847
00:36:49,380 --> 00:36:52,260
When he heard the thing was happening he put his money into building the hotel like getting

848
00:36:52,260 --> 00:36:53,500
it all whatever.

849
00:36:53,500 --> 00:36:54,500
Or he did it himself.

850
00:36:54,500 --> 00:36:55,500
Whatever he had to do.

851
00:36:55,500 --> 00:36:59,380
Like he had looking glass like it was like the creepy kind of shit you'd see in movies.

852
00:36:59,380 --> 00:37:01,060
And also how am I building this trap door?

853
00:37:01,060 --> 00:37:02,380
Oh it's for laundry dude.

854
00:37:02,380 --> 00:37:04,140
He might have even killed some of the workers.

855
00:37:04,140 --> 00:37:05,540
That might have even been a thing.

856
00:37:05,540 --> 00:37:07,260
Like honestly he's a fucking psychopath.

857
00:37:07,260 --> 00:37:10,500
And then there's a cop that's chasing him the whole time.

858
00:37:10,500 --> 00:37:12,620
I've read the book The Devil in the White City.

859
00:37:12,620 --> 00:37:13,820
That's where I get all this information.

860
00:37:13,820 --> 00:37:16,780
So that's my source of history.

861
00:37:16,780 --> 00:37:22,100
I'm hoping that the guy that wrote an entire book about it did his own work and decided

862
00:37:22,100 --> 00:37:27,820
to not embellish too much so that I actually have a pretty good view of the history.

863
00:37:27,820 --> 00:37:29,540
You're sure it's a history book.

864
00:37:29,540 --> 00:37:30,540
Oh yeah.

865
00:37:30,540 --> 00:37:36,180
The Ferris wheel exists.

866
00:37:36,180 --> 00:37:37,180
These are all real facts.

867
00:37:37,180 --> 00:37:40,140
And I've looked up the individual things since.

868
00:37:40,140 --> 00:37:42,140
I've looked up George Ferris and I've looked up H.H. Holmes.

869
00:37:42,140 --> 00:37:48,980
I'm going to send you the casual criminalist YouTube video of that and just see if anything

870
00:37:48,980 --> 00:37:51,380
matches up with it.

871
00:37:51,380 --> 00:37:54,220
With what you know versus what he might have.

872
00:37:54,220 --> 00:37:55,220
It's like two hours long.

873
00:37:55,220 --> 00:37:56,220
Sure.

874
00:37:56,220 --> 00:38:01,860
I mean if it's two hours long and it's focusing just on H.H. Holmes and it's just facts.

875
00:38:01,860 --> 00:38:06,260
I'm sure I will learn maybe even contradict maybe whatever that I already know.

876
00:38:06,260 --> 00:38:07,260
I get that.

877
00:38:07,260 --> 00:38:10,060
He doesn't need our shout out.

878
00:38:10,060 --> 00:38:11,060
He's such a big channel.

879
00:38:11,060 --> 00:38:13,940
He has like eight different channels about so many different things.

880
00:38:13,940 --> 00:38:18,340
But just for love like yeah casual criminalist if you love that serial killer shit and want

881
00:38:18,340 --> 00:38:20,380
like really good detailed stuff on it.

882
00:38:20,380 --> 00:38:24,820
Plus he also has like personal takes like on it like where the fuck are the books.

883
00:38:24,820 --> 00:38:27,780
Like he's a British guy so he's like where the fuck are the police.

884
00:38:27,780 --> 00:38:28,780
Like what the fuck.

885
00:38:28,780 --> 00:38:30,860
Yeah how do you not kill somebody who kills that many people.

886
00:38:30,860 --> 00:38:32,220
But it's also mostly serious.

887
00:38:32,220 --> 00:38:33,580
But like something gets gnarly.

888
00:38:33,580 --> 00:38:35,140
What the fuck.

889
00:38:35,140 --> 00:38:36,140
Speaking of where the fuck are the police.

890
00:38:36,140 --> 00:38:38,580
Remind me of that in just one second because I need to finish this thought because I'm

891
00:38:38,580 --> 00:38:39,580
autistic.

892
00:38:39,580 --> 00:38:40,580
But there's one.

893
00:38:40,580 --> 00:38:41,580
Sorry.

894
00:38:41,580 --> 00:38:42,580
Buffalo Bill.

895
00:38:42,580 --> 00:38:43,580
Wild Buffalo Bill.

896
00:38:43,580 --> 00:38:45,700
The famous cowboy frontiersman.

897
00:38:45,700 --> 00:38:46,700
That's American Psycho right?

898
00:38:46,700 --> 00:38:47,700
Or no?

899
00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:50,820
No well they named the killer after Buffalo Bill.

900
00:38:50,820 --> 00:38:52,140
But Buffalo Bill.

901
00:38:52,140 --> 00:38:53,140
Wild Bill.

902
00:38:53,140 --> 00:38:54,140
No sorry.

903
00:38:54,140 --> 00:38:55,620
Wild Bill Hitchcock.

904
00:38:55,620 --> 00:38:56,780
Not Hickok.

905
00:38:56,780 --> 00:38:58,660
Not Buffalo Bill.

906
00:38:58,660 --> 00:39:04,660
Wild Bill Hickok had a traveling cowboy show where he would fight Indians and do horse

907
00:39:04,660 --> 00:39:07,860
stuff and all sorts of stuff right.

908
00:39:07,860 --> 00:39:10,500
There was a 50% or 25 or 30.

909
00:39:10,500 --> 00:39:16,660
It was like a high ass percent of tax if you went at the Chicago's World's Fair to be at

910
00:39:16,660 --> 00:39:17,820
one of the events.

911
00:39:17,820 --> 00:39:23,700
He opened up I think three or four hundred feet outside the grounds of the thing.

912
00:39:23,700 --> 00:39:27,620
You have to keep 100% of the profits and add the most successful run he's ever had because

913
00:39:27,620 --> 00:39:29,420
of course people are going to go to the show.

914
00:39:29,420 --> 00:39:30,420
Taking advantage.

915
00:39:30,420 --> 00:39:33,620
And he took complete advantage of it and then he took his show.

916
00:39:33,620 --> 00:39:38,100
He opened up multiple wild bills and stuff like.

917
00:39:38,100 --> 00:39:41,260
But okay why aren't the police there?

918
00:39:41,260 --> 00:39:42,260
Look at Pulp Fiction.

919
00:39:42,260 --> 00:39:46,700
And I like the theory that in Pulp Fiction the reason that the police never show up is

920
00:39:46,700 --> 00:39:51,980
because you know how some of Tarantino movies, all the Tarantino movies connect.

921
00:39:51,980 --> 00:39:56,660
But we don't know what's a movie that the characters that are in the Tarantino movies

922
00:39:56,660 --> 00:39:59,660
are watching or what's a real historical fact.

923
00:39:59,660 --> 00:40:05,740
So I'm pretty sure Inglourious Basterds is real and Pulp Fiction is real.

924
00:40:05,740 --> 00:40:09,100
And I think the reason that I think this is because they made the condition.

925
00:40:09,100 --> 00:40:13,900
You were saying a character could go in the universe could go watch Inglourious Basterds

926
00:40:13,900 --> 00:40:15,180
or Django or something.

927
00:40:15,180 --> 00:40:18,140
The characters would go in and watch Django.

928
00:40:18,140 --> 00:40:20,500
And I think Hateful Eight was real.

929
00:40:20,500 --> 00:40:26,300
I think Hateful Eight real, Inglourious Basterds real, Django's a movie, Reservoir Dogs might

930
00:40:26,300 --> 00:40:28,260
be a movie.

931
00:40:28,260 --> 00:40:32,420
I think I don't think you want to say Inglourious Basterds was a movie.

932
00:40:32,420 --> 00:40:33,420
No.

933
00:40:33,420 --> 00:40:35,780
And that because then if.

934
00:40:35,780 --> 00:40:38,780
But he's confirmed that.

935
00:40:38,780 --> 00:40:41,140
That's like the oldest timey movie.

936
00:40:41,140 --> 00:40:44,140
Well besides Django, Hateful Eight yeah.

937
00:40:44,140 --> 00:40:49,860
But then you would be saying that like oh so if the Holocaust never really happened then

938
00:40:49,860 --> 00:40:52,260
you know it doesn't matter the world's still the same.

939
00:40:52,260 --> 00:40:54,380
Which might be a problem.

940
00:40:54,380 --> 00:40:57,100
First off I've been to France they don't call it a Royale with cheese.

941
00:40:57,100 --> 00:40:59,700
So that's already a parallel universe.

942
00:40:59,700 --> 00:41:02,700
Secondly and that might have been a 90's thing.

943
00:41:02,700 --> 00:41:04,700
But I've been there and it's not called that.

944
00:41:04,700 --> 00:41:10,180
I literally went there to get a Royale with cheese to fill myself eating a Royale with

945
00:41:10,180 --> 00:41:11,180
cheese.

946
00:41:11,180 --> 00:41:13,060
No no I looked at the menu and it's not called that.

947
00:41:13,060 --> 00:41:14,060
Oh but you didn't ask them.

948
00:41:14,060 --> 00:41:15,060
It would be great to walk in and ask them.

949
00:41:15,060 --> 00:41:16,060
You mean they quote a pound of.

950
00:41:16,060 --> 00:41:17,060
Exactly.

951
00:41:17,060 --> 00:41:18,060
What the fuck.

952
00:41:18,060 --> 00:41:21,100
Well they have different math but yeah.

953
00:41:21,100 --> 00:41:23,720
So if you take that.

954
00:41:23,720 --> 00:41:25,140
So Tarantino himself said.

955
00:41:25,140 --> 00:41:26,900
What did they really call it though?

956
00:41:26,900 --> 00:41:27,900
I forgot.

957
00:41:27,900 --> 00:41:28,900
We're discussing the real issues here.

958
00:41:28,900 --> 00:41:32,900
The important part of this is what it's actually called.

959
00:41:32,900 --> 00:41:37,460
I wrote it down in my little travel notebook.

960
00:41:37,460 --> 00:41:44,020
But he Tarantino himself confirmed that one of the characters in Inglorious Basterds is

961
00:41:44,020 --> 00:41:46,620
related to one of the characters in Pulp Fiction.

962
00:41:46,620 --> 00:41:47,620
Is his grandfather.

963
00:41:47,620 --> 00:41:49,060
That's all he let out.

964
00:41:49,060 --> 00:41:50,100
Like he said that.

965
00:41:50,100 --> 00:41:51,100
He confirmed that.

966
00:41:51,100 --> 00:41:54,180
Because he's confirmed that his movies take place in the same things.

967
00:41:54,180 --> 00:41:59,460
But if you assume that Inglorious Basterds really did happen.

968
00:41:59,460 --> 00:42:02,200
Instead of Hitler killing himself in a bunker via suicide.

969
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:08,400
Hitler got super publicly extra murdered along with a bunch of Nazis.

970
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:10,660
That would have made front page news.

971
00:42:10,660 --> 00:42:16,100
That would have sensationalized hyper violence to the point that if you flash forward to

972
00:42:16,100 --> 00:42:21,660
the 90's people walking around and just shooting each other in the street would not elicit

973
00:42:21,660 --> 00:42:25,980
the same amount of panic that it would in a world that we live in today.

974
00:42:25,980 --> 00:42:31,580
Because since Hitler went and got fucking destroyed.

975
00:42:31,580 --> 00:42:33,380
Extra publicly murdered.

976
00:42:33,380 --> 00:42:37,500
You got to assume that since then people have just been extra violent.

977
00:42:37,500 --> 00:42:38,500
Ultra violent you can say.

978
00:42:38,500 --> 00:42:41,340
That's an ultra violent world.

979
00:42:41,340 --> 00:42:44,340
So Tarantino's world is an ultra violent parallel universe.

980
00:42:44,340 --> 00:42:48,340
Like a Resident Evil because Resident Evil is like a Bizarro world kind of thing.

981
00:42:48,340 --> 00:42:50,900
Yeah Resident Evil is if.

982
00:42:50,900 --> 00:42:52,700
What are we watching right now?

983
00:42:52,700 --> 00:42:53,700
Smiley face.

984
00:42:53,700 --> 00:42:55,260
No not the movie from this week.

985
00:42:55,260 --> 00:42:56,620
The show we're watching on.

986
00:42:56,620 --> 00:42:57,620
Oh Fallout dude.

987
00:42:57,620 --> 00:42:58,620
The Fallout world.

988
00:42:58,620 --> 00:43:02,020
The Fallout world is a different world but similar.

989
00:43:02,020 --> 00:43:05,740
You probably already binged it if you haven't you need to you fucking loser.

990
00:43:05,740 --> 00:43:07,740
I haven't watched it all.

991
00:43:07,740 --> 00:43:08,740
It's fantastic.

992
00:43:08,740 --> 00:43:09,740
Fuck no I'm just kidding.

993
00:43:09,740 --> 00:43:14,820
Oh but Andy did you hear Quentin Tarantino has scrapped the movie critic?

994
00:43:14,820 --> 00:43:16,820
Scrapped what he means?

995
00:43:16,820 --> 00:43:18,700
His tenth and final film.

996
00:43:18,700 --> 00:43:21,100
He's like actually I'm going back to the drawing board.

997
00:43:21,100 --> 00:43:22,860
That's not the final movie I want to make.

998
00:43:22,860 --> 00:43:23,860
What was it called?

999
00:43:23,860 --> 00:43:24,860
The movie critic?

1000
00:43:24,860 --> 00:43:26,580
It was called the movie critic originally.

1001
00:43:26,580 --> 00:43:28,660
I think that's all the information we got.

1002
00:43:28,660 --> 00:43:29,660
But I guess.

1003
00:43:29,660 --> 00:43:30,660
He scrapped it.

1004
00:43:30,660 --> 00:43:33,940
Which means that we're going to get something really really good and it's going to mean

1005
00:43:33,940 --> 00:43:35,860
a lot to Quentin Tarantino.

1006
00:43:35,860 --> 00:43:41,660
You have to go in knowing that and not be like oh well it's not Nazis or slavery or

1007
00:43:41,660 --> 00:43:44,220
Leonardo DiCaprio saying the N word.

1008
00:43:44,220 --> 00:43:45,220
Who knows?

1009
00:43:45,220 --> 00:43:46,220
Wait I've never.

1010
00:43:46,220 --> 00:43:49,220
But who goes into a Tarantino movie like that?

1011
00:43:49,220 --> 00:43:52,220
I go into a Quentin Tarantino movie.

1012
00:43:52,220 --> 00:43:59,540
I want a bunch of very subtle nice scenes followed by a shocking ultra violent scene.

1013
00:43:59,540 --> 00:44:01,180
You don't even want subtle nice scenes.

1014
00:44:01,180 --> 00:44:08,260
What you need is quick talking people making a shit load of references to Kung Fu, 50's

1015
00:44:08,260 --> 00:44:13,060
pop culture, 80's pop culture and a bunch of shit we'll never know.

1016
00:44:13,060 --> 00:44:15,060
Then ultra violence.

1017
00:44:15,060 --> 00:44:16,060
Kicked up with.

1018
00:44:16,060 --> 00:44:17,060
And then some humor.

1019
00:44:17,060 --> 00:44:18,060
That's Tarantino.

1020
00:44:18,060 --> 00:44:19,060
And then the N word.

1021
00:44:19,060 --> 00:44:20,060
A lot of the N word.

1022
00:44:20,060 --> 00:44:23,980
I loved Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

1023
00:44:23,980 --> 00:44:27,340
But if you had Brad Pitt beating the shit out of Bruce Lee.

1024
00:44:27,340 --> 00:44:32,700
So I think he wants to go back and be a little more subtle like this is a Quentin Tarantino

1025
00:44:32,700 --> 00:44:33,700
movie.

1026
00:44:33,700 --> 00:44:34,700
Subtle?

1027
00:44:34,700 --> 00:44:35,700
No.

1028
00:44:35,700 --> 00:44:36,700
What?

1029
00:44:36,700 --> 00:44:37,700
Subtle?

1030
00:44:37,700 --> 00:44:38,700
No no no.

1031
00:44:38,700 --> 00:44:43,860
Calculated like there's a bunch of parts where there's not a whole lot going.

1032
00:44:43,860 --> 00:44:44,860
It's a lot of talking.

1033
00:44:44,860 --> 00:44:48,460
And then there's just a few minutes of fucking awesomeness.

1034
00:44:48,460 --> 00:44:50,740
Is what I mean.

1035
00:44:50,740 --> 00:44:52,820
Just take it down.

1036
00:44:52,820 --> 00:44:53,820
He once said.

1037
00:44:53,820 --> 00:44:54,820
I'm not an intellectual.

1038
00:44:54,820 --> 00:44:57,980
He said he was going to do a rated R Star Trek movie.

1039
00:44:57,980 --> 00:45:02,060
And that would have been the best thing in the world.

1040
00:45:02,060 --> 00:45:03,500
Maybe he'll work on.

1041
00:45:03,500 --> 00:45:08,260
I hope that Star Trek, Gene Roddenberry's estate or whoever's in charge of it right

1042
00:45:08,260 --> 00:45:09,260
now.

1043
00:45:09,260 --> 00:45:14,780
I hope that they just if Tarantino passes let James Gunn make a fucking rated R. Let

1044
00:45:14,780 --> 00:45:18,340
someone who's good at making good rated R content make a.

1045
00:45:18,340 --> 00:45:19,900
The guy who did the equalizer.

1046
00:45:19,900 --> 00:45:20,900
Fuck it.

1047
00:45:20,900 --> 00:45:21,900
Have him do a one.

1048
00:45:21,900 --> 00:45:23,700
I don't care what the tone they set is.

1049
00:45:23,700 --> 00:45:30,300
I don't care if they go lower decks and it's like a it's a funnier harder comedy one and

1050
00:45:30,300 --> 00:45:31,860
I would be OK with that.

1051
00:45:31,860 --> 00:45:37,900
I think most people would prefer a more hardened action flick.

1052
00:45:37,900 --> 00:45:41,420
But we sort of already get that with the reboot trilogy.

1053
00:45:41,420 --> 00:45:42,420
Right.

1054
00:45:42,420 --> 00:45:43,900
The ones that are harder.

1055
00:45:43,900 --> 00:45:46,020
You know what though they just don't cuss.

1056
00:45:46,020 --> 00:45:49,500
But there's some pretty intense scenes and there's a lot of fighting.

1057
00:45:49,500 --> 00:45:54,180
I think this is that's about as rated R as that's going to get action wise without like

1058
00:45:54,180 --> 00:45:55,180
murder.

1059
00:45:55,180 --> 00:45:56,180
I'm notifying people.

1060
00:45:56,180 --> 00:45:59,660
I want I want them to do.

1061
00:45:59,660 --> 00:46:01,300
Earth bound stuff though.

1062
00:46:01,300 --> 00:46:05,820
Like I want them to do what do you do the Academy but make it real.

1063
00:46:05,820 --> 00:46:09,020
I want Sherlock Holmes rated R in space.

1064
00:46:09,020 --> 00:46:16,300
I want a detective from Starfleet going on a one man like no no not did not shock homes.

1065
00:46:16,300 --> 00:46:19,620
I want basically taken in a star race.

1066
00:46:19,620 --> 00:46:25,700
I want so I want a Liam Neeson type starch a Federation officer going on a hell bent

1067
00:46:25,700 --> 00:46:26,700
revenge.

1068
00:46:26,700 --> 00:46:30,020
After some like the Obi-Wan Kenobi series.

1069
00:46:30,020 --> 00:46:35,420
It is but I want him to but I want him to go against the Starfleet at some point like

1070
00:46:35,420 --> 00:46:37,940
but even the new Picard series is pretty dark.

1071
00:46:37,940 --> 00:46:39,420
You know like I haven't watched all the way through.

1072
00:46:39,420 --> 00:46:42,740
I've only seen a few episodes but it's that stuff too.

1073
00:46:42,740 --> 00:46:46,740
So the thing is is what I'm seeing is Star Trek's always dealt with heavy subject material.

1074
00:46:46,740 --> 00:46:47,740
Sure.

1075
00:46:47,740 --> 00:46:48,740
Here's what's crazy.

1076
00:46:48,740 --> 00:46:55,500
Since we just brought up Star Trek organically I watched that movie.

1077
00:46:55,500 --> 00:47:00,460
I started that movie all the maids in a row all the pretty maids in a row which we referenced

1078
00:47:00,460 --> 00:47:05,300
last week for some fucking reason it had it had rock.

1079
00:47:05,300 --> 00:47:11,500
Who's that guy's name famous rock Hudson Rock Hudson.

1080
00:47:11,500 --> 00:47:16,380
That rock Hudson hooking up with high school kids and look like from the from the trailer

1081
00:47:16,380 --> 00:47:23,340
whatever but it starred somebody that it starred the funny face chick from Up and Smoke which

1082
00:47:23,340 --> 00:47:24,500
I guess you guys weren't there for.

1083
00:47:24,500 --> 00:47:26,260
So that's a little bit whatever.

1084
00:47:26,260 --> 00:47:29,420
But I started it just to see what it's about.

1085
00:47:29,420 --> 00:47:31,380
It's not about a coach hooking up.

1086
00:47:31,380 --> 00:47:37,140
It's about a high school kid trying to get laid which is like almost any funny thing

1087
00:47:37,140 --> 00:47:40,060
directed by or at least produced by Gene Rodimary.

1088
00:47:40,060 --> 00:47:45,220
I just started up and it's like Gene Rodimary presents as there's a bunch of just like the

1089
00:47:45,220 --> 00:47:50,300
kids walking through high school and there's just a bunch of just focuses on titties like

1090
00:47:50,300 --> 00:47:52,420
no this is 1978 or whatever.

1091
00:47:52,420 --> 00:47:54,340
This is way post-Star Trek.

1092
00:47:54,340 --> 00:47:57,460
He just made a pervy film about a kid trying to hook up.

1093
00:47:57,460 --> 00:48:00,460
Gene Rodimary trying to get some trying to get some.

1094
00:48:00,460 --> 00:48:04,180
We're 47 minutes in and we have not talked about the movie.

1095
00:48:04,180 --> 00:48:08,820
I did say I liked the conversation with Roscoe Lee Brown and then somebody.

1096
00:48:08,820 --> 00:48:11,740
Me. me. got us off track.

1097
00:48:11,740 --> 00:48:13,900
So we've got like so she's on a Ferris wheel.

1098
00:48:13,900 --> 00:48:14,900
Oh that's it.

1099
00:48:14,900 --> 00:48:15,900
It was the Ferris wheel.

1100
00:48:15,900 --> 00:48:16,900
Yeah.

1101
00:48:16,900 --> 00:48:17,900
We figured it out.

1102
00:48:17,900 --> 00:48:18,900
Ferris wheel.

1103
00:48:18,900 --> 00:48:19,900
Okay.

1104
00:48:19,900 --> 00:48:22,900
I'll take over for a second.

1105
00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:26,660
It cuts into just her just like.

1106
00:48:26,660 --> 00:48:27,660
I love it.

1107
00:48:27,660 --> 00:48:30,900
I just love how that's how she looks so high throughout this movie.

1108
00:48:30,900 --> 00:48:32,420
Yeah she did.

1109
00:48:32,420 --> 00:48:38,580
So she doesn't doesn't she look like like I wouldn't say hot just she's hot as fuck.

1110
00:48:38,580 --> 00:48:40,980
She's hot as fuck but in a non sexualized way.

1111
00:48:40,980 --> 00:48:42,780
She's like oh my god I love her.

1112
00:48:42,780 --> 00:48:44,900
I want to be her best friend.

1113
00:48:44,900 --> 00:48:47,860
She's more girlfriend material than she is sex icon in this.

1114
00:48:47,860 --> 00:48:49,140
Yeah she's not sex bond at all.

1115
00:48:49,140 --> 00:48:50,140
It's very.

1116
00:48:50,140 --> 00:48:51,140
Yeah.

1117
00:48:51,140 --> 00:48:52,140
It's very.

1118
00:48:52,140 --> 00:48:55,140
Which makes the Brevin scene very funny.

1119
00:48:55,140 --> 00:48:56,340
I don't want to talk about that scene.

1120
00:48:56,340 --> 00:48:57,700
We're going to leave that scene out.

1121
00:48:57,700 --> 00:49:03,620
This is the only slightly derogatory thing related to Anna Ferris that I will ever say

1122
00:49:03,620 --> 00:49:05,500
because she's a sweet angel and I love her.

1123
00:49:05,500 --> 00:49:06,500
Are you listening Anna?

1124
00:49:06,500 --> 00:49:07,500
But she's married.

1125
00:49:07,500 --> 00:49:09,660
She's married I don't care about that.

1126
00:49:09,660 --> 00:49:16,180
But in any fuck marry kill situation no matter who you put as the other two she's always

1127
00:49:16,180 --> 00:49:17,180
married.

1128
00:49:17,180 --> 00:49:18,180
She's always married.

1129
00:49:18,180 --> 00:49:19,180
Always married.

1130
00:49:19,180 --> 00:49:20,180
Doesn't matter.

1131
00:49:20,180 --> 00:49:24,380
And here's the thing Anna if you are listening whoever Austin does have to fuck or kill just

1132
00:49:24,380 --> 00:49:27,460
know his heart's not in it because he's going to come home to you he's going to be happy

1133
00:49:27,460 --> 00:49:30,460
to marry you.

1134
00:49:30,460 --> 00:49:32,160
He'll treat you right.

1135
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:34,340
So y'all are worried about my song.

1136
00:49:34,340 --> 00:49:35,340
I read it.

1137
00:49:35,340 --> 00:49:37,220
Oh I'm not Brevin.

1138
00:49:37,220 --> 00:49:38,220
I'm not John.

1139
00:49:38,220 --> 00:49:45,020
I read an article where she said that when she was married to her husband she then worked

1140
00:49:45,020 --> 00:49:48,580
with Chris Pratt and while she was still married to her husband she just wanted to fuck Chris

1141
00:49:48,580 --> 00:49:49,580
Pratt.

1142
00:49:49,580 --> 00:49:54,540
She was so jealous that he was fucking background actresses and then she she told her husband

1143
00:49:54,540 --> 00:49:55,580
about it.

1144
00:49:55,580 --> 00:49:57,340
He thought it was just a passing thing.

1145
00:49:57,340 --> 00:50:01,340
She's like nope and she leaves him and then she's so she said the first night her and

1146
00:50:01,340 --> 00:50:02,980
Chris Pratt fucked it was amazing.

1147
00:50:02,980 --> 00:50:06,220
It was the best fucking she's ever done.

1148
00:50:06,220 --> 00:50:08,140
She told that interview she did.

1149
00:50:08,140 --> 00:50:10,900
She's so there's a little bit for you.

1150
00:50:10,900 --> 00:50:13,980
Yeah go go go Anna Farris.

1151
00:50:13,980 --> 00:50:17,140
Also go Chris Pratt.

1152
00:50:17,140 --> 00:50:19,220
Yeah go Chris Pratt.

1153
00:50:19,220 --> 00:50:25,020
The story I understand is that he was living in a van in Hawaii just surfing and then someone

1154
00:50:25,020 --> 00:50:28,580
told him you should act and then he went and did it and now he's fucking Star Lord.

1155
00:50:28,580 --> 00:50:34,820
So I mean although as much as I love Chris Pratt and I do he doesn't need to be the voice

1156
00:50:34,820 --> 00:50:36,580
of everything.

1157
00:50:36,580 --> 00:50:42,540
He doesn't need to be Mario and Garfield this closely behind each other.

1158
00:50:42,540 --> 00:50:44,100
I was okay with Mario.

1159
00:50:44,100 --> 00:50:45,420
You did a good job with Mario Chris.

1160
00:50:45,420 --> 00:50:47,660
Are you listening Chris?

1161
00:50:47,660 --> 00:50:48,660
Good for you about the Anna Farris.

1162
00:50:48,660 --> 00:50:49,660
Anna Farris thing.

1163
00:50:49,660 --> 00:50:51,940
She wanted to fuck the shit out of you.

1164
00:50:51,940 --> 00:50:54,460
But if you're also listening love just Mario.

1165
00:50:54,460 --> 00:50:55,460
Also Andy Dwyer.

1166
00:50:55,460 --> 00:50:56,940
Andy Dwyer is my spirit animal.

1167
00:50:56,940 --> 00:50:58,460
Oh I love Andy Dwyer.

1168
00:50:58,460 --> 00:50:59,460
Good name.

1169
00:50:59,460 --> 00:51:01,780
Loveable goofy guy.

1170
00:51:01,780 --> 00:51:02,780
Less autism than I think.

1171
00:51:02,780 --> 00:51:05,540
While we're here Bill Murray too did a good Garfield honestly.

1172
00:51:05,540 --> 00:51:07,140
That was a decent choice.

1173
00:51:07,140 --> 00:51:10,500
I feel bad for him because he sort of got tricked into Garfield.

1174
00:51:10,500 --> 00:51:14,860
Even though you also are not telling us about this secret cell phone thing which I'll let

1175
00:51:14,860 --> 00:51:17,860
Andy take it from here.

1176
00:51:17,860 --> 00:51:20,820
Are you talking about the man who knew too little?

1177
00:51:20,820 --> 00:51:22,620
Yeah he had an iPhone or something.

1178
00:51:22,620 --> 00:51:27,220
Dude if you guys watch the man that knew too little which probably came out in 1998 or

1179
00:51:27,220 --> 00:51:36,980
95 maybe even 1984 he straight up pulls out an iPhone, opens up Uber and gets Ubered somewhere

1180
00:51:36,980 --> 00:51:40,020
and then he orders Door Dash and someone delivers it to him.

1181
00:51:40,020 --> 00:51:44,420
It's such an anachronism that it's insane.

1182
00:51:44,420 --> 00:51:46,100
You have to go look it up.

1183
00:51:46,100 --> 00:51:50,620
I might be embellishing a bit but I swear to God that guy pulls out a fucking his brother

1184
00:51:50,620 --> 00:51:57,820
says here take my cell phone hands him a non-slip phone just a perfect little Motorola razor.

1185
00:51:57,820 --> 00:51:59,900
You said I got this big brick on my ear.

1186
00:51:59,900 --> 00:52:00,900
Yeah.

1187
00:52:00,900 --> 00:52:01,900
Bill Murray got that secret take out.

1188
00:52:01,900 --> 00:52:05,900
Anyways a little bit of lore before this movie.

1189
00:52:05,900 --> 00:52:11,620
The director, producer Greg Akai I think is his name.

1190
00:52:11,620 --> 00:52:16,740
Right before this he made a movie that was like heavily about like child molestation

1191
00:52:16,740 --> 00:52:19,300
and like just gnarly shit.

1192
00:52:19,300 --> 00:52:21,620
And then they were like why did you make this?

1193
00:52:21,620 --> 00:52:24,580
After that crazy shit I just wanted to make something happy.

1194
00:52:24,580 --> 00:52:25,580
Yeah.

1195
00:52:25,580 --> 00:52:31,620
So this is a product of pure just like let's be bright and funny and happy and fun you

1196
00:52:31,620 --> 00:52:32,620
know.

1197
00:52:32,620 --> 00:52:35,180
And it totally comes, it's called fucking smiley face for God's sake.

1198
00:52:35,180 --> 00:52:39,260
Call it smiley and you know actually there's a piece of trivia since we don't have internet

1199
00:52:39,260 --> 00:52:43,700
I looked it up on the IMDB's is that there's no title card for the movie.

1200
00:52:43,700 --> 00:52:45,780
Is it just the time she puts it in the clouds?

1201
00:52:45,780 --> 00:52:49,420
There is that Adobe flash intro that we saw.

1202
00:52:49,420 --> 00:52:50,420
Oh yeah.

1203
00:52:50,420 --> 00:52:51,820
But there's no like words that say smiley face.

1204
00:52:51,820 --> 00:52:54,420
In the beginning and at the end of the credits there's just a smiley face.

1205
00:52:54,420 --> 00:52:55,700
A smiley face right.

1206
00:52:55,700 --> 00:52:59,180
And also what fucking game is she playing in the beginning?

1207
00:52:59,180 --> 00:53:01,220
What game is that I put?

1208
00:53:01,220 --> 00:53:02,220
Is it zoo sims?

1209
00:53:02,220 --> 00:53:04,020
That's the best I could come up with in my fucking brain.

1210
00:53:04,020 --> 00:53:05,380
No it was too complex.

1211
00:53:05,380 --> 00:53:08,900
It had too much, I think it was a game made for the show.

1212
00:53:08,900 --> 00:53:09,900
It wasn't.

1213
00:53:09,900 --> 00:53:15,700
And one more problematic thing to bring up is that her roommate Danny Masterson.

1214
00:53:15,700 --> 00:53:23,140
Isn't it funny now that Danny Masterson is called a creep and scary in this is what I

1215
00:53:23,140 --> 00:53:25,420
put in hindsight.

1216
00:53:25,420 --> 00:53:29,460
It's very funny that he'd be fucking skulls and shit because Danny Masterson's a pervert.

1217
00:53:29,460 --> 00:53:34,500
I have ideas floating around in my head for a sequel to this movie.

1218
00:53:34,500 --> 00:53:40,100
Where it's her living in the modern day and she's been sober ever since the end of this

1219
00:53:40,100 --> 00:53:41,100
movie.

1220
00:53:41,100 --> 00:53:42,100
Okay.

1221
00:53:42,100 --> 00:53:47,460
So how do we write out her roommate Steve was actually killing the people for the skulls

1222
00:53:47,460 --> 00:53:49,260
that he was fucking.

1223
00:53:49,260 --> 00:53:51,140
So that's how they write him, he's in jail.

1224
00:53:51,140 --> 00:53:55,620
Brevin I'm not sure where to go with him but it's like she's normal.

1225
00:53:55,620 --> 00:53:57,300
She's like normal Anna Faris.

1226
00:53:57,300 --> 00:54:00,260
Like happy, like she's not stoner anymore.

1227
00:54:00,260 --> 00:54:03,980
And she's just been sober for a while.

1228
00:54:03,980 --> 00:54:09,820
Something happens, maybe a kid maybe not, but she just like something happens she has

1229
00:54:09,820 --> 00:54:13,700
to go get a job and she's having trouble because she gets arrested at the end of the movie

1230
00:54:13,700 --> 00:54:17,340
and like all that and that's preventing her from getting a job.

1231
00:54:17,340 --> 00:54:19,820
And she's like been at home all the time.

1232
00:54:19,820 --> 00:54:23,580
She doesn't go out because that crazy experience has just kept her at home.

1233
00:54:23,580 --> 00:54:25,140
And now she's going back out into the world.

1234
00:54:25,140 --> 00:54:30,420
She hasn't kept in touch with anything or anyone and weed's legal now.

1235
00:54:30,420 --> 00:54:33,580
She was all worried about getting busted and cheated and now there's dispensaries.

1236
00:54:33,580 --> 00:54:35,380
There's people just smoking weed out there.

1237
00:54:35,380 --> 00:54:36,900
It's all in your face.

1238
00:54:36,900 --> 00:54:42,100
And then at some point she is brought down, she goes to maybe a bunch of different shit

1239
00:54:42,100 --> 00:54:46,700
like crazy and then she just finally decides to smoke weed and we're right back to fucking

1240
00:54:46,700 --> 00:54:48,500
smiley face fucking Anna Faris.

1241
00:54:48,500 --> 00:54:51,300
And she just fucked and we just go through all the same shit again.

1242
00:54:51,300 --> 00:54:54,220
And at the end she's back in prison again.

1243
00:54:54,220 --> 00:54:55,220
Yeah.

1244
00:54:55,220 --> 00:55:02,860
And at some point she needs Brevin's help again and we pray that John Krasinski accepts

1245
00:55:02,860 --> 00:55:05,740
this role to be that guy just one more time.

1246
00:55:05,740 --> 00:55:07,940
I mean he's Mr. Fantastic now.

1247
00:55:07,940 --> 00:55:10,660
He'd have to do another jerking off in the shower scene.

1248
00:55:10,660 --> 00:55:11,660
Oh yeah.

1249
00:55:11,660 --> 00:55:13,340
There's got to be a reference.

1250
00:55:13,340 --> 00:55:18,180
I mean did you see SLC Punk and then the sequel to SLC Punk?

1251
00:55:18,180 --> 00:55:19,180
No.

1252
00:55:19,180 --> 00:55:20,180
Okay.

1253
00:55:20,180 --> 00:55:21,180
Well they kind of did it right.

1254
00:55:21,180 --> 00:55:23,860
An old cult classic movie getting remade.

1255
00:55:23,860 --> 00:55:26,700
Like Boonock Saints and then Boonock Saints 2.

1256
00:55:26,700 --> 00:55:31,660
I feel like smiley face deserves that for being what it is.

1257
00:55:31,660 --> 00:55:32,660
Yeah.

1258
00:55:32,660 --> 00:55:33,660
So she...

1259
00:55:33,660 --> 00:55:36,060
I took way too much audio time.

1260
00:55:36,060 --> 00:55:37,060
I'm sorry.

1261
00:55:37,060 --> 00:55:38,060
No.

1262
00:55:38,060 --> 00:55:39,060
You're fine.

1263
00:55:39,060 --> 00:55:40,060
No.

1264
00:55:40,060 --> 00:55:41,060
What the fuck?

1265
00:55:41,060 --> 00:55:42,060
I just love this fucking movie so goddamn much.

1266
00:55:42,060 --> 00:55:43,060
Yeah.

1267
00:55:43,060 --> 00:55:44,060
You turned me on to it.

1268
00:55:44,060 --> 00:55:45,060
I wrote a bunch of notes.

1269
00:55:45,060 --> 00:55:47,700
So she, Steve, her roommate played by Danny Masterson tells her very creepy, it puts a

1270
00:55:47,700 --> 00:55:50,660
bunch of notes everywhere, do not eat these cupcakes.

1271
00:55:50,660 --> 00:55:52,180
They're for an event later.

1272
00:55:52,180 --> 00:55:53,660
Pay the electricity bill.

1273
00:55:53,660 --> 00:55:55,820
It's going to go off if you don't.

1274
00:55:55,820 --> 00:56:00,940
And so she makes her list of things to do, which I love her list, her ongoing list of

1275
00:56:00,940 --> 00:56:04,340
things to do that kind of changes and it doesn't really have an order.

1276
00:56:04,340 --> 00:56:09,740
And she eats and she smokes some weed and then eats all the cupcakes and those cupcakes

1277
00:56:09,740 --> 00:56:12,220
are loaded with weed.

1278
00:56:12,220 --> 00:56:16,100
Which goes, lends to your idea that he is killing people, drugging people against their

1279
00:56:16,100 --> 00:56:18,580
will because she said she's never seen him get high ever.

1280
00:56:18,580 --> 00:56:19,580
We don't have to go into detail.

1281
00:56:19,580 --> 00:56:20,580
It's just like he killed chicks.

1282
00:56:20,580 --> 00:56:21,580
Like he...

1283
00:56:21,580 --> 00:56:27,200
Oh no, but I think that if, you got to think why does he have 13, 14 just drugged up cupcakes

1284
00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:29,580
if he doesn't get high himself.

1285
00:56:29,580 --> 00:56:32,020
So and she gets really fucking high.

1286
00:56:32,020 --> 00:56:33,020
She's small.

1287
00:56:33,020 --> 00:56:37,860
Yeah, she could just be like, walking around like, yeah, it turned out Steve was drugging

1288
00:56:37,860 --> 00:56:39,900
people with his cupcakes.

1289
00:56:39,900 --> 00:56:40,900
I got lucky.

1290
00:56:40,900 --> 00:56:46,580
I mean, a little bit of spoilers for happy death day, but it ends up being a poison cupcake,

1291
00:56:46,580 --> 00:56:47,580
which I kind of liked.

1292
00:56:47,580 --> 00:56:49,380
Have you ever seen that one?

1293
00:56:49,380 --> 00:56:52,340
Happy death day and then happy death day to you.

1294
00:56:52,340 --> 00:56:56,420
It's one of the best, you know how, you know me, you know I like me some time loop and

1295
00:56:56,420 --> 00:56:57,500
time travel.

1296
00:56:57,500 --> 00:57:02,700
And this is one of the best, one of the more creative and best interpretations of the time

1297
00:57:02,700 --> 00:57:05,220
loop genre I've ever seen.

1298
00:57:05,220 --> 00:57:10,660
It's girl repeats the same day every time she, but she dies every time she wakes up.

1299
00:57:10,660 --> 00:57:13,900
So it's like that episode of Supernatural.

1300
00:57:13,900 --> 00:57:16,660
I mean it's there's 20 seasons Supernatural.

1301
00:57:16,660 --> 00:57:17,660
I've never seen any of them.

1302
00:57:17,660 --> 00:57:20,380
The one where the one brother has to win.

1303
00:57:20,380 --> 00:57:22,460
It's like Groundhog Day, but his brother dies at the end.

1304
00:57:22,460 --> 00:57:23,940
He's like, I tried to save you so many times.

1305
00:57:23,940 --> 00:57:24,940
I have to keep...

1306
00:57:24,940 --> 00:57:25,940
I'll watch that.

1307
00:57:25,940 --> 00:57:26,940
Did you see Russian Doll?

1308
00:57:26,940 --> 00:57:27,940
No.

1309
00:57:27,940 --> 00:57:28,940
But that's also another one.

1310
00:57:28,940 --> 00:57:31,460
HBO series and HBO series and it's good.

1311
00:57:31,460 --> 00:57:32,460
That's on my list.

1312
00:57:32,460 --> 00:57:33,460
It's a time travel.

1313
00:57:33,460 --> 00:57:34,460
Same amazing time travel day.

1314
00:57:34,460 --> 00:57:37,940
I've only seen two episodes of Supernatural that I remember.

1315
00:57:37,940 --> 00:57:39,900
It's the one where his brother keeps dying over and over again.

1316
00:57:39,900 --> 00:57:41,860
He has to keep reliving it and repeating it.

1317
00:57:41,860 --> 00:57:44,860
And then the one where they like travel through TV land or whatever.

1318
00:57:44,860 --> 00:57:46,340
Oh, that sounds cool.

1319
00:57:46,340 --> 00:57:47,340
They go to like Scooby Doo.

1320
00:57:47,340 --> 00:57:49,340
I think they go to their own show.

1321
00:57:49,340 --> 00:57:50,340
Oh, that's cool.

1322
00:57:50,340 --> 00:57:53,300
Yeah, it's like a multiverse kind of thing.

1323
00:57:53,300 --> 00:57:56,580
See Supernatural is on my list, honestly, to get into.

1324
00:57:56,580 --> 00:58:00,460
The only reason I don't want to is because of all the filler episodes.

1325
00:58:00,460 --> 00:58:01,460
I think it's...

1326
00:58:01,460 --> 00:58:04,460
You're trying to get me to watch every episode of Entourage.

1327
00:58:04,460 --> 00:58:05,460
Yeah, but that...

1328
00:58:05,460 --> 00:58:08,380
No, but none of every episode is actually important to me.

1329
00:58:08,380 --> 00:58:11,060
None of them are filler and there's not 26 episodes a season.

1330
00:58:11,060 --> 00:58:12,060
I feel like there's only...

1331
00:58:12,060 --> 00:58:13,340
No, there's only 12 for 12 seasons.

1332
00:58:13,340 --> 00:58:16,860
No, it's like Breaking Bad just not as much...

1333
00:58:16,860 --> 00:58:20,700
Breaking Bad only has one bottle episode and that's The Fly.

1334
00:58:20,700 --> 00:58:23,980
And Entourage is just not a lot of murder, death, meth selling or making.

1335
00:58:23,980 --> 00:58:26,300
There's a lot of cool shit that happens in Entourage.

1336
00:58:26,300 --> 00:58:30,180
Trust me, you'll like Entourage.

1337
00:58:30,180 --> 00:58:33,700
Everyone shits on it because the way they shit on it is they always go like, oh, it's

1338
00:58:33,700 --> 00:58:34,700
degrading to women.

1339
00:58:34,700 --> 00:58:36,460
Oh, it's not very well written.

1340
00:58:36,460 --> 00:58:37,460
Oh, whatever.

1341
00:58:37,460 --> 00:58:42,660
We live on the fucking West Coast and a bunch of hipsters drinking special fucking coffee

1342
00:58:42,660 --> 00:58:43,660
say that it's fucking...

1343
00:58:43,660 --> 00:58:45,420
There are a bunch of guys from New York.

1344
00:58:45,420 --> 00:58:49,860
It's based around Mark Wahlberg and his life.

1345
00:58:49,860 --> 00:58:52,540
But there's some genuinely dramatic moments.

1346
00:58:52,540 --> 00:58:55,860
You can also just sit there and be like, man, wouldn't it be fucking awesome?

1347
00:58:55,860 --> 00:58:57,620
Me and all my boys were rich and famous.

1348
00:58:57,620 --> 00:58:58,780
This is how we would live.

1349
00:58:58,780 --> 00:59:01,060
This is exactly how we would all live as guys.

1350
00:59:01,060 --> 00:59:03,740
But then there's also dramatic moments.

1351
00:59:03,740 --> 00:59:04,740
Bad shit happens to him.

1352
00:59:04,740 --> 00:59:07,100
It's not all fucking yours.

1353
00:59:07,100 --> 00:59:09,700
That's what Eric is for, all the drama stuff.

1354
00:59:09,700 --> 00:59:10,700
Yeah.

1355
00:59:10,700 --> 00:59:15,140
Who also in the show dates Anna Faris herself.

1356
00:59:15,140 --> 00:59:16,140
That's right.

1357
00:59:16,140 --> 00:59:17,140
He does date Anna.

1358
00:59:17,140 --> 00:59:18,780
He becomes her agent or producer.

1359
00:59:18,780 --> 00:59:19,780
Not a producer.

1360
00:59:19,780 --> 00:59:20,780
Something like that.

1361
00:59:20,780 --> 00:59:21,780
Her agent, I think.

1362
00:59:21,780 --> 00:59:22,780
And then they date.

1363
00:59:22,780 --> 00:59:23,780
I think maybe they just date.

1364
00:59:23,780 --> 00:59:27,700
But she is great, but it's also hard to see or be serious because you just...

1365
00:59:27,700 --> 00:59:29,820
She's so fun.

1366
00:59:29,820 --> 00:59:35,340
She plays herself pretty well because they have a meet-cute where they get into a little

1367
00:59:35,340 --> 00:59:36,660
car accident.

1368
00:59:36,660 --> 00:59:41,980
And then she gets out and they're a little mad, but then, are you Anna Faris?

1369
00:59:41,980 --> 00:59:43,340
And she's like, yeah.

1370
00:59:43,340 --> 00:59:45,340
But it's a cute little...

1371
00:59:45,340 --> 00:59:46,340
Oh my God.

1372
00:59:46,340 --> 00:59:47,340
Who wouldn't want to be the guy?

1373
00:59:47,340 --> 00:59:48,340
And then it's Anna Faris.

1374
00:59:48,340 --> 00:59:51,020
And then also, what's her name?

1375
00:59:51,020 --> 00:59:55,300
She plays the daughter from Sopranos and she dates Turtle.

1376
00:59:55,300 --> 00:59:56,300
Yes.

1377
00:59:56,300 --> 00:59:57,300
Jane Lynn Sigler.

1378
00:59:57,300 --> 00:59:58,300
Yes.

1379
00:59:58,300 --> 00:59:59,300
She dates Turtle, which...

1380
00:59:59,300 --> 01:00:00,300
Turtle.

1381
01:00:00,300 --> 01:00:01,300
Good for him.

1382
01:00:01,300 --> 01:00:03,300
Look, we don't want to ruin this for you.

1383
01:00:03,300 --> 01:00:04,300
No, that's fine.

1384
01:00:04,300 --> 01:00:05,300
Yeah.

1385
01:00:05,300 --> 01:00:06,300
Entourage is going to be...

1386
01:00:06,300 --> 01:00:07,300
No, honestly, we're not.

1387
01:00:07,300 --> 01:00:08,300
We're not at all.

1388
01:00:08,300 --> 01:00:10,500
By the way, the reason we were talking about Entourage is because we...

1389
01:00:10,500 --> 01:00:16,060
And this will come out later, but we're getting ready for a very special rice ball, which

1390
01:00:16,060 --> 01:00:21,660
is going to be the Entourage movie, but we're also going to heavily talk about the show

1391
01:00:21,660 --> 01:00:25,500
because Mike is going to be watching it for the first time right now.

1392
01:00:25,500 --> 01:00:27,100
And Austin and I...

1393
01:00:27,100 --> 01:00:31,220
I know that I've at least seen it probably two, three, maybe four or five times all the

1394
01:00:31,220 --> 01:00:32,220
way through.

1395
01:00:32,220 --> 01:00:33,220
Yeah, same here.

1396
01:00:33,220 --> 01:00:34,820
And I've bought whatever seasons I can.

1397
01:00:34,820 --> 01:00:36,260
Whenever I see them at Goodwill, I bought one.

1398
01:00:36,260 --> 01:00:39,140
I may have bought two of the seasons...

1399
01:00:39,140 --> 01:00:40,740
One of the seasons twice.

1400
01:00:40,740 --> 01:00:43,140
So I will just give you that, Mike.

1401
01:00:43,140 --> 01:00:44,140
Your gift from him.

1402
01:00:44,140 --> 01:00:45,140
I'm sure it's available somewhere on one of those services.

1403
01:00:45,140 --> 01:00:46,140
I think it's on Amazon right now.

1404
01:00:46,140 --> 01:00:47,140
Yeah, that's fine.

1405
01:00:47,140 --> 01:00:48,140
I have all of them.

1406
01:00:48,140 --> 01:00:49,140
But we're going to do that.

1407
01:00:49,140 --> 01:00:50,140
So just look forward to that.

1408
01:00:50,140 --> 01:00:51,140
Just bear through it, Mike.

1409
01:00:51,140 --> 01:00:54,140
It gets better and better with each season.

1410
01:00:54,140 --> 01:00:55,140
It does.

1411
01:00:55,140 --> 01:00:58,140
Oh, dude, and you're going to love Ari Gold.

1412
01:00:58,140 --> 01:00:59,140
No, I know Ari Gold.

1413
01:00:59,140 --> 01:01:00,580
I know some of the stuff from you.

1414
01:01:00,580 --> 01:01:02,140
You've seen memes and the different stuff.

1415
01:01:02,140 --> 01:01:04,140
Dude, when he goes and shoots up the agency and shit?

1416
01:01:04,140 --> 01:01:05,140
Yeah.

1417
01:01:05,140 --> 01:01:07,140
Okay, we'll save it for the rice ball.

1418
01:01:07,140 --> 01:01:08,140
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1419
01:01:08,140 --> 01:01:10,140
For the five hour long rice ball.

1420
01:01:10,140 --> 01:01:12,140
So she eats all the cupcakes.

1421
01:01:12,140 --> 01:01:17,140
Then she realizes, oh shit, I have to make new cupcakes.

1422
01:01:17,140 --> 01:01:18,740
Which is very funny.

1423
01:01:18,740 --> 01:01:24,140
Very funny scene where she puts the butter... that butter in that pan looks so good.

1424
01:01:24,140 --> 01:01:27,140
And then she threw the wheat in and started stirring it like, oh, this is great.

1425
01:01:27,140 --> 01:01:32,140
And then the dumbest mistake she makes in the whole movie is she turns around to answer

1426
01:01:32,140 --> 01:01:35,820
her phone and stays turned around the whole time while answering it.

1427
01:01:35,820 --> 01:01:40,140
And then turns around while her butter shit's burning, throws the phone into it, fucks all

1428
01:01:40,140 --> 01:01:42,640
that up.

1429
01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:47,440
But then she has to call Adrian Brody's character.

1430
01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:50,140
And I put Adrian Brody in that hair.

1431
01:01:50,140 --> 01:01:51,140
I love it.

1432
01:01:51,140 --> 01:01:52,140
Adrian Brody.

1433
01:01:52,140 --> 01:01:53,140
No, Adrian Brody.

1434
01:01:53,140 --> 01:01:54,140
Is that my wrong?

1435
01:01:54,140 --> 01:01:59,140
Or is Adrian Brody the guy from The Jacket and Predators?

1436
01:01:59,140 --> 01:02:02,140
Wait, Adrian Brody, that's her dealer, right?

1437
01:02:02,140 --> 01:02:03,140
Yeah.

1438
01:02:03,140 --> 01:02:05,140
The new metal looking like...

1439
01:02:05,140 --> 01:02:06,140
The Rastafarian hair.

1440
01:02:06,140 --> 01:02:07,140
Is that Adrian Brody?

1441
01:02:07,140 --> 01:02:08,140
Is that Adrian Brody?

1442
01:02:08,140 --> 01:02:09,140
It's Adrian Brody, yeah.

1443
01:02:09,140 --> 01:02:10,140
I think it is.

1444
01:02:10,140 --> 01:02:13,140
Wait, did you guys see King Kong, the Jack Black one?

1445
01:02:13,140 --> 01:02:14,640
That's Adrian Brody?

1446
01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:16,140
Is that Adrian Brody?

1447
01:02:16,140 --> 01:02:20,140
Because this is the guy from the OC.

1448
01:02:20,140 --> 01:02:21,140
This is not having internet.

1449
01:02:21,140 --> 01:02:22,140
It's tough on us.

1450
01:02:22,140 --> 01:02:24,140
This is the guy from the OC.

1451
01:02:24,140 --> 01:02:25,140
We are disarmed.

1452
01:02:25,140 --> 01:02:26,140
One of those other...

1453
01:02:26,140 --> 01:02:27,140
Well, fuck it.

1454
01:02:27,140 --> 01:02:30,140
We're just going to have to move on.

1455
01:02:30,140 --> 01:02:31,140
Anyway.

1456
01:02:31,140 --> 01:02:37,140
If it's the same, the main guy character from the Jack Black King Kong, that's not Adrian

1457
01:02:37,140 --> 01:02:38,140
Brody?

1458
01:02:38,140 --> 01:02:41,140
It's the guy in this movie that might be Adrian Brody.

1459
01:02:41,140 --> 01:02:42,140
We're not sure.

1460
01:02:42,140 --> 01:02:48,140
This guy's name might be Brody something or Adrian something, but we'll figure it out.

1461
01:02:48,140 --> 01:02:50,140
You guys will figure it out.

1462
01:02:50,140 --> 01:02:51,140
That doesn't really matter.

1463
01:02:51,140 --> 01:02:57,140
Might be a rice ball to fix this episode, dude, without internet.

1464
01:02:57,140 --> 01:03:00,140
So after she wrote out her plan, I put her plan is perfect, no notes.

1465
01:03:00,140 --> 01:03:02,140
Her plan is perfect.

1466
01:03:02,140 --> 01:03:04,140
What a believable stoner movie so far.

1467
01:03:04,140 --> 01:03:06,140
She eats too much weed and is fucked up for the day.

1468
01:03:06,140 --> 01:03:11,140
That is something that I can absolutely fucking relate to.

1469
01:03:11,140 --> 01:03:14,140
I love the low high stakes of not paying Brody back.

1470
01:03:14,140 --> 01:03:17,140
Furniture and telling Steve on her.

1471
01:03:17,140 --> 01:03:20,140
It is high stakes, but she's not going to get...

1472
01:03:20,140 --> 01:03:21,140
You're going to kill me?

1473
01:03:21,140 --> 01:03:23,140
No, I'm not going to fucking kill you.

1474
01:03:23,140 --> 01:03:24,140
You're going to break my legs.

1475
01:03:24,140 --> 01:03:29,140
She also gets to a point where she has to go through a jewelry box and she could just

1476
01:03:29,140 --> 01:03:33,140
take that top part out and just scatters everything.

1477
01:03:33,140 --> 01:03:40,140
A lot of this is her from Scary Movie running away from ghosts.

1478
01:03:40,140 --> 01:03:44,140
There's a lot of that acting in here where she's so freaked out that she just...

1479
01:03:44,140 --> 01:03:46,140
And runs off and does something.

1480
01:03:46,140 --> 01:03:49,140
Did anyone else see the percentages on that?

1481
01:03:49,140 --> 01:03:51,140
12.2%.

1482
01:03:51,140 --> 01:03:52,140
That's what I wrote, right?

1483
01:03:52,140 --> 01:03:53,140
TAC.

1484
01:03:53,140 --> 01:04:01,140
And she's trying to charge people 200 bucks for what looks like a few grams of shake at 12.2%.

1485
01:04:01,140 --> 01:04:05,140
Stored in a sealed bag below 25 Celsius.

1486
01:04:05,140 --> 01:04:07,140
And I put, what's the Celsius for?

1487
01:04:07,140 --> 01:04:08,140
Is this non-American weed?

1488
01:04:08,140 --> 01:04:10,140
Why would they put it in Fahrenheit?

1489
01:04:10,140 --> 01:04:14,140
It's a German movie.

1490
01:04:14,140 --> 01:04:15,140
Is it really?

1491
01:04:15,140 --> 01:04:16,140
Yes.

1492
01:04:16,140 --> 01:04:18,140
Dual production, actually.

1493
01:04:18,140 --> 01:04:23,140
It also got nominated at Con on Film Festival.

1494
01:04:23,140 --> 01:04:28,140
Shout out to Greg Akai for making such a great movie.

1495
01:04:28,140 --> 01:04:30,140
Make a sequel, please.

1496
01:04:30,140 --> 01:04:34,140
She needs to get to Hempfest by 3 o'clock.

1497
01:04:34,140 --> 01:04:36,140
She needs to make her audition.

1498
01:04:36,140 --> 01:04:42,140
And she needs to get money for the electricity.

1499
01:04:42,140 --> 01:04:46,140
So she gets into her car, ready to leave.

1500
01:04:46,140 --> 01:04:50,140
And probably my favorite scene of the movie is her trying to back up.

1501
01:04:50,140 --> 01:04:52,140
The poster moving around.

1502
01:04:52,140 --> 01:04:55,140
The poster moving around, the devil pops up at the end perfectly.

1503
01:04:55,140 --> 01:04:58,140
Just a little...

1504
01:04:58,140 --> 01:05:02,140
It's subtle enough and then bam, you get the things moving, the devil.

1505
01:05:02,140 --> 01:05:04,140
The unnecessary roll when she got out of it.

1506
01:05:04,140 --> 01:05:06,140
And the slow roll out was just perfect.

1507
01:05:06,140 --> 01:05:08,140
Like how I set up the camera for this.

1508
01:05:08,140 --> 01:05:12,140
She just gets out of the slowest roll.

1509
01:05:12,140 --> 01:05:14,140
That's just great comedic.

1510
01:05:14,140 --> 01:05:16,140
She's so fucking comedically funny.

1511
01:05:16,140 --> 01:05:17,140
Like physically.

1512
01:05:17,140 --> 01:05:19,140
She's physically super funny.

1513
01:05:19,140 --> 01:05:20,140
You ready?

1514
01:05:20,140 --> 01:05:21,140
I'm also ready to cut this.

1515
01:05:21,140 --> 01:05:22,140
What?

1516
01:05:22,140 --> 01:05:23,140
This movie's basically slapstick.

1517
01:05:23,140 --> 01:05:26,140
Oh my God, Mike.

1518
01:05:26,140 --> 01:05:29,140
I know it's your fucking catchphrase and everything.

1519
01:05:29,140 --> 01:05:31,140
I'm going to overshadow this by saying...

1520
01:05:31,140 --> 01:05:32,140
But it is.

1521
01:05:32,140 --> 01:05:33,140
No, that's what the movie is.

1522
01:05:33,140 --> 01:05:35,140
They're making a new scary movie.

1523
01:05:35,140 --> 01:05:37,140
They're trying to make a new scary movie.

1524
01:05:37,140 --> 01:05:38,140
Start with all the original cast.

1525
01:05:38,140 --> 01:05:39,140
Hell yeah.

1526
01:05:39,140 --> 01:05:42,140
So even guys like, take my strong hand.

1527
01:05:42,140 --> 01:05:43,140
Like that guy.

1528
01:05:43,140 --> 01:05:47,140
I just saw the first 20 seconds of the trailer for...

1529
01:05:47,140 --> 01:05:51,140
If it doesn't have Anna Faris and Simon Rex in it, I'm not watching it.

1530
01:05:51,140 --> 01:05:53,140
I'm sorry.

1531
01:05:53,140 --> 01:05:54,140
Oh, we're talking about the scary movie.

1532
01:05:54,140 --> 01:05:55,140
The scary movie.

1533
01:05:55,140 --> 01:05:56,140
Yeah.

1534
01:05:56,140 --> 01:05:57,140
It's got to have Simon...

1535
01:05:57,140 --> 01:06:01,140
The one with Simon Rex where it was like making fun of signs and all that shit.

1536
01:06:01,140 --> 01:06:02,140
One of my favorites.

1537
01:06:02,140 --> 01:06:03,140
Okay.

1538
01:06:03,140 --> 01:06:05,140
And they pretty much all have Anna Faris in them.

1539
01:06:05,140 --> 01:06:06,140
And they're all great.

1540
01:06:06,140 --> 01:06:07,140
Yeah, she's great.

1541
01:06:07,140 --> 01:06:11,140
And then he went on and did like paranormal, the paranormal activity, spoofs.

1542
01:06:11,140 --> 01:06:13,140
But you don't see that shit anymore.

1543
01:06:13,140 --> 01:06:14,140
No, we don't.

1544
01:06:14,140 --> 01:06:15,140
Like airplane.

1545
01:06:15,140 --> 01:06:16,140
Yeah, no.

1546
01:06:16,140 --> 01:06:19,140
RIP Leslie Nielsen.

1547
01:06:19,140 --> 01:06:21,140
The spoof movie genre has kind of died down.

1548
01:06:21,140 --> 01:06:24,140
And I think a new scary movie would do well because people are kind of missing it.

1549
01:06:24,140 --> 01:06:27,140
I think they want that funny, that funny like...

1550
01:06:27,140 --> 01:06:31,140
I'm wondering if it's either retracted on purpose.

1551
01:06:31,140 --> 01:06:32,140
Michael?

1552
01:06:32,140 --> 01:06:33,140
You tried not to say it.

1553
01:06:33,140 --> 01:06:36,140
I could see you thinking it and you didn't want to say it.

1554
01:06:36,140 --> 01:06:38,140
I hate saying the word slapstick in the same room.

1555
01:06:38,140 --> 01:06:42,140
You will never say the spring of slapstick.

1556
01:06:42,140 --> 01:06:49,140
So then she gets on the bus and I love that she talks to Brian Poussain.

1557
01:06:49,140 --> 01:06:50,140
Is that his name?

1558
01:06:50,140 --> 01:06:52,140
Yeah, Brian Poussain.

1559
01:06:52,140 --> 01:06:54,140
Brian Poussain, yeah.

1560
01:06:54,140 --> 01:06:55,140
And he's funny.

1561
01:06:55,140 --> 01:06:58,140
But then it's the weird... it's Lewis from Suits.

1562
01:06:58,140 --> 01:07:00,140
You guys ever watch Suits?

1563
01:07:00,140 --> 01:07:02,140
I've seen Suits.

1564
01:07:02,140 --> 01:07:11,140
So in Suits there's this annoying, weasely, aggravating just dude who works there.

1565
01:07:11,140 --> 01:07:17,140
He's the guy on the bus playing the aggravating, weasely dude with the sun.

1566
01:07:17,140 --> 01:07:19,140
Oh, that guy.

1567
01:07:19,140 --> 01:07:20,140
I know I've seen him around.

1568
01:07:20,140 --> 01:07:22,140
I was like, that's funny.

1569
01:07:22,140 --> 01:07:25,140
She's a bad stoner though.

1570
01:07:25,140 --> 01:07:26,140
I'll give you that.

1571
01:07:26,140 --> 01:07:29,140
She's... I know that she's incredibly high.

1572
01:07:29,140 --> 01:07:31,140
But she's got no chill.

1573
01:07:31,140 --> 01:07:36,140
No chill whatsoever.

1574
01:07:36,140 --> 01:07:38,140
So... oh, I think he's going to the bathroom.

1575
01:07:38,140 --> 01:07:41,140
I could have paused it.

1576
01:07:41,140 --> 01:07:45,140
I'll pause it.

1577
01:07:45,140 --> 01:07:46,140
Just pause and we'll...

1578
01:07:46,140 --> 01:07:48,140
The bathroom, the one with the bathroom attached to it.

1579
01:07:48,140 --> 01:07:50,140
It was also connected to this room.

1580
01:07:50,140 --> 01:07:51,140
It was.

1581
01:07:51,140 --> 01:07:53,140
We have a door leading to the bathroom.

1582
01:07:53,140 --> 01:07:55,140
Wait, is Mike using the restroom now?

1583
01:07:55,140 --> 01:07:56,140
Oh, for fuck's sake.

1584
01:07:56,140 --> 01:07:58,140
I'm going to pause it again.

1585
01:07:58,140 --> 01:07:59,140
You know what?

1586
01:07:59,140 --> 01:08:00,140
I'm going to let it run.

1587
01:08:00,140 --> 01:08:01,140
I'm going to let the other...

1588
01:08:01,140 --> 01:08:02,140
Yeah, I don't know why you paused it for me.

1589
01:08:02,140 --> 01:08:03,140
You could have heard...

1590
01:08:03,140 --> 01:08:05,140
That would have been a fucking exchange, Andy.

1591
01:08:05,140 --> 01:08:06,140
Sorry, Mike.

1592
01:08:06,140 --> 01:08:08,140
You were not YesAndy-ing right now.

1593
01:08:08,140 --> 01:08:09,140
I wasn't.

1594
01:08:09,140 --> 01:08:10,140
Mike?

1595
01:08:10,140 --> 01:08:11,140
Yes?

1596
01:08:11,140 --> 01:08:14,140
What did you think of the Dean from Community being in this?

1597
01:08:14,140 --> 01:08:17,140
What did I think of?

1598
01:08:17,140 --> 01:08:21,140
He's peeing everybody right now.

1599
01:08:21,140 --> 01:08:22,140
I thought it was funny.

1600
01:08:22,140 --> 01:08:26,140
He had a small little part, but I liked Executive Jane Lynch.

1601
01:08:26,140 --> 01:08:30,140
Yeah, I was like, oh, you know, you skipped somebody.

1602
01:08:30,140 --> 01:08:32,140
You skipped somebody very important.

1603
01:08:32,140 --> 01:08:33,140
Oh.

1604
01:08:33,140 --> 01:08:38,140
When Anna Faris walks into the building for the first time, guess who calls her out?

1605
01:08:38,140 --> 01:08:41,140
Joey motherfucking Diaz, baby.

1606
01:08:41,140 --> 01:08:42,140
Yeah.

1607
01:08:42,140 --> 01:08:43,140
That's the...

1608
01:08:43,140 --> 01:08:44,140
Mike knows.

1609
01:08:44,140 --> 01:08:45,140
Mike?

1610
01:08:45,140 --> 01:08:48,140
Yeah, I hope you heard Mike go, yeah, like way far away.

1611
01:08:48,140 --> 01:08:49,140
Joey Diaz.

1612
01:08:49,140 --> 01:08:50,140
Joey motherfucking Diaz, baby.

1613
01:08:50,140 --> 01:08:51,140
Is he the one with the security guards?

1614
01:08:51,140 --> 01:08:52,140
That's coked out Joey Diaz.

1615
01:08:52,140 --> 01:08:53,140
Yeah, coked out Joey Diaz.

1616
01:08:53,140 --> 01:09:01,140
You know, he talks about being in Spider-Man 2, and he was all coked out that day.

1617
01:09:01,140 --> 01:09:05,140
Being an ass, he's like, hey, you want to go through him, you got to go through me.

1618
01:09:05,140 --> 01:09:06,140
That whole scene.

1619
01:09:06,140 --> 01:09:07,140
Oh, that's...

1620
01:09:07,140 --> 01:09:09,140
Yeah, he's like, that's the guy who says that.

1621
01:09:09,140 --> 01:09:10,140
Oh, that's funny.

1622
01:09:10,140 --> 01:09:14,140
And he goes into the time, he's like, yeah, I was fucking coked out that day, cocksucker.

1623
01:09:14,140 --> 01:09:16,140
Yeah, that's great.

1624
01:09:16,140 --> 01:09:21,140
So, she gets up there, she does her great audition.

1625
01:09:21,140 --> 01:09:22,140
Love it.

1626
01:09:22,140 --> 01:09:24,140
A little bit of inception there.

1627
01:09:24,140 --> 01:09:25,140
What do you mean?

1628
01:09:25,140 --> 01:09:31,140
An actress in a movie trying to be an actress doing an audition, who also has to be stoned

1629
01:09:31,140 --> 01:09:33,140
and like trying to do...

1630
01:09:33,140 --> 01:09:34,140
That's an actor.

1631
01:09:34,140 --> 01:09:39,140
She has to act as a stoner who's trying to act...

1632
01:09:39,140 --> 01:09:44,140
In any stoner movie, it doesn't get enough credit, basically.

1633
01:09:44,140 --> 01:09:47,140
It's like, oh yeah, she's trying to be an actor.

1634
01:09:47,140 --> 01:09:50,140
Do you realize all the different angles to this, right?

1635
01:09:50,140 --> 01:09:52,140
In this few seconds, you know?

1636
01:09:52,140 --> 01:09:53,140
And just so much can mean.

1637
01:09:53,140 --> 01:09:54,140
She's so good.

1638
01:09:54,140 --> 01:09:55,140
I hate it when Jane Lynch...

1639
01:09:55,140 --> 01:09:58,140
I bet Jane Lynch is such a nice lady.

1640
01:09:58,140 --> 01:10:00,140
But they always make her so mean.

1641
01:10:00,140 --> 01:10:02,140
Like, role models, she's so mean.

1642
01:10:02,140 --> 01:10:05,140
She's not mean on Hollywood Game Night.

1643
01:10:05,140 --> 01:10:09,140
Is she super nice, makes you want to be her friend nice?

1644
01:10:09,140 --> 01:10:11,140
Or is she just not mean?

1645
01:10:11,140 --> 01:10:12,140
She's just kind of normal.

1646
01:10:12,140 --> 01:10:14,140
She's just not mean.

1647
01:10:14,140 --> 01:10:18,140
She doesn't give off maternal vibes, she doesn't give off friendly vibes.

1648
01:10:18,140 --> 01:10:21,140
Kind of a big sis to the other contestants.

1649
01:10:21,140 --> 01:10:23,140
She gives off comedian vibes.

1650
01:10:23,140 --> 01:10:24,140
Good actress, lover.

1651
01:10:24,140 --> 01:10:26,140
She gives off comedian vibes.

1652
01:10:26,140 --> 01:10:29,140
I can't think of any other comedians that...

1653
01:10:29,140 --> 01:10:30,140
I feel like, yeah, comedians.

1654
01:10:30,140 --> 01:10:34,140
But I could see she'd be funny to hang out with, but you wouldn't want to tell her...

1655
01:10:34,140 --> 01:10:36,140
She'd roast the fuck out of those.

1656
01:10:36,140 --> 01:10:37,140
She wouldn't be there for you.

1657
01:10:37,140 --> 01:10:40,140
You wouldn't want to tell me your deepest, darkest secrets.

1658
01:10:40,140 --> 01:10:41,140
Who am I?

1659
01:10:41,140 --> 01:10:42,140
What am I going to do?

1660
01:10:42,140 --> 01:10:43,140
You ready?

1661
01:10:43,140 --> 01:10:44,140
No, I'm sorry.

1662
01:10:44,140 --> 01:10:45,140
You ready?

1663
01:10:45,140 --> 01:10:47,140
That's why we have this little room.

1664
01:10:47,140 --> 01:10:50,140
Actually, I actually could unload some drama on you guys.

1665
01:10:50,140 --> 01:10:51,140
For real.

1666
01:10:51,140 --> 01:10:52,140
Well, let's not.

1667
01:10:52,140 --> 01:10:54,140
Let's get back into this.

1668
01:10:54,140 --> 01:10:56,140
Yeah, wait until the case is closed.

1669
01:10:56,140 --> 01:11:02,140
So, she runs into the bathroom after she offered Jane Lynch some weed, which was great.

1670
01:11:02,140 --> 01:11:05,140
Which I still don't understand why she called the producer.

1671
01:11:05,140 --> 01:11:08,140
Who has stickers that say I heart LAPD?

1672
01:11:08,140 --> 01:11:09,140
That's funny.

1673
01:11:09,140 --> 01:11:19,140
But she calls a man who's by the jacuzzi or by a pool, which they cut to later on in the movie at the end, when it's showing everybody.

1674
01:11:19,140 --> 01:11:21,140
That guy, he went like, what?

1675
01:11:21,140 --> 01:11:22,140
And then that's it.

1676
01:11:22,140 --> 01:11:24,140
We don't see him again in the entire movie.

1677
01:11:24,140 --> 01:11:27,140
She goes to that bathroom and she flushes the government weed.

1678
01:11:27,140 --> 01:11:30,140
I thought that was the funniest scene because she's freaking out.

1679
01:11:30,140 --> 01:11:36,140
We almost glossed over that, but she's just like, that was one of the, there's like three really good parts to it.

1680
01:11:36,140 --> 01:11:37,140
Oh, I know.

1681
01:11:37,140 --> 01:11:39,140
I wrote it dumping the weed in the toilet scene.

1682
01:11:39,140 --> 01:11:41,140
But she's like, I'm shitting.

1683
01:11:41,140 --> 01:11:42,140
I'm shitting.

1684
01:11:42,140 --> 01:11:43,140
Hold on, I'm still shitting.

1685
01:11:43,140 --> 01:11:44,140
I'm still shitting.

1686
01:11:44,140 --> 01:11:45,140
And she's shitting.

1687
01:11:45,140 --> 01:11:46,140
Oh my God.

1688
01:11:46,140 --> 01:11:47,140
Just say occupied.

1689
01:11:47,140 --> 01:11:50,140
And the maid's like, I don't give a shit.

1690
01:11:50,140 --> 01:11:52,140
But she's like, you know, things are weird.

1691
01:11:52,140 --> 01:11:53,140
I'm still shitting.

1692
01:11:53,140 --> 01:11:54,140
Yeah.

1693
01:11:54,140 --> 01:11:56,140
I put the payphone.

1694
01:11:56,140 --> 01:11:57,140
What was the?

1695
01:11:57,140 --> 01:11:59,140
Oh, the payphone scene.

1696
01:11:59,140 --> 01:12:01,140
Is very funny.

1697
01:12:01,140 --> 01:12:03,140
Like when she calls her clarinet teacher.

1698
01:12:03,140 --> 01:12:04,140
Yeah.

1699
01:12:04,140 --> 01:12:05,140
I don't remember you.

1700
01:12:05,140 --> 01:12:07,140
I thought she's just freaking out.

1701
01:12:07,140 --> 01:12:08,140
She just thinks I'm a father.

1702
01:12:08,140 --> 01:12:09,140
Well, that's like the third one.

1703
01:12:09,140 --> 01:12:12,140
Her friend loaned her $350.

1704
01:12:12,140 --> 01:12:13,140
Oh, yeah.

1705
01:12:13,140 --> 01:12:14,140
The loaner's still waiting repayments.

1706
01:12:14,140 --> 01:12:17,140
Went on a trip to Tahoe together.

1707
01:12:17,140 --> 01:12:19,140
So good.

1708
01:12:19,140 --> 01:12:25,140
And then it came down to Brevin, which I was going to strongly equivalent to you, Andy.

1709
01:12:25,140 --> 01:12:28,140
But I think in this case, we're all Brevin because we all love on a phone.

1710
01:12:28,140 --> 01:12:29,140
That's true.

1711
01:12:29,140 --> 01:12:34,140
But clarinet lessons because she was depressed and thought it would rekindle old childhood

1712
01:12:34,140 --> 01:12:35,140
memories.

1713
01:12:35,140 --> 01:12:36,140
I love it.

1714
01:12:36,140 --> 01:12:37,140
What it says.

1715
01:12:37,140 --> 01:12:41,140
This movie also honestly is like perfect for this show because we also go on many tangents.

1716
01:12:41,140 --> 01:12:47,140
If you look at the title cards of the episodes that I create and match it up with the guy

1717
01:12:47,140 --> 01:12:52,140
making the title cards of Smiley Face, him and I were all the same feather flocks on

1718
01:12:52,140 --> 01:12:55,140
a feather, whatever, because there's a few where he just goes deep.

1719
01:12:55,140 --> 01:12:56,140
He just goes deep.

1720
01:12:56,140 --> 01:13:03,140
I love it because it's like too much and it's great.

1721
01:13:03,140 --> 01:13:05,140
Brevin Erickson.

1722
01:13:05,140 --> 01:13:10,140
Best love montage ever in a movie where he not the one where he's jerking off.

1723
01:13:10,140 --> 01:13:11,140
I'm talking about.

1724
01:13:11,140 --> 01:13:12,140
Well, no, it ends that way.

1725
01:13:12,140 --> 01:13:15,140
No, when they're sitting at the table to do with some nerd shit and then he sees her just

1726
01:13:15,140 --> 01:13:18,140
like snoring with some.

1727
01:13:18,140 --> 01:13:20,140
But like, honestly, it makes you think like, oh, he's weird.

1728
01:13:20,140 --> 01:13:23,140
Like what that's like supposed to appear unattractive.

1729
01:13:23,140 --> 01:13:25,140
It's like, honestly, yeah.

1730
01:13:25,140 --> 01:13:26,140
I did that.

1731
01:13:26,140 --> 01:13:28,140
It would be kind of cute.

1732
01:13:28,140 --> 01:13:29,140
Cute little snore.

1733
01:13:29,140 --> 01:13:30,140
Yeah.

1734
01:13:30,140 --> 01:13:31,140
She likes her chips.

1735
01:13:31,140 --> 01:13:34,140
She's having her chips and jam is on the couch and she doesn't care about sleeping.

1736
01:13:34,140 --> 01:13:35,140
Who cares?

1737
01:13:35,140 --> 01:13:36,140
I'm the open.

1738
01:13:36,140 --> 01:13:37,140
Yeah.

1739
01:13:37,140 --> 01:13:38,140
And then he just sees her four or five more times as well.

1740
01:13:38,140 --> 01:13:42,140
She's eating chips, being stoned out of her mind, just walking around with 10 love.

1741
01:13:42,140 --> 01:13:47,140
And he and of course I think they're making the joke that like he doesn't even know her.

1742
01:13:47,140 --> 01:13:49,140
He's in love with her just because she's hot.

1743
01:13:49,140 --> 01:13:50,140
That's all it really is.

1744
01:13:50,140 --> 01:13:52,140
Like I think that's the joke.

1745
01:13:52,140 --> 01:13:54,140
But honestly, yeah, I get it, man.

1746
01:13:54,140 --> 01:13:56,140
Does that scene in with him jerking off?

1747
01:13:56,140 --> 01:14:02,140
He jerks off in the shower thinking about beating her at like table hockey.

1748
01:14:02,140 --> 01:14:03,140
Yeah.

1749
01:14:03,140 --> 01:14:04,140
Yeah.

1750
01:14:04,140 --> 01:14:05,140
Oh yeah.

1751
01:14:05,140 --> 01:14:06,140
You're feeding me.

1752
01:14:06,140 --> 01:14:07,140
So good.

1753
01:14:07,140 --> 01:14:08,140
She's naked.

1754
01:14:08,140 --> 01:14:09,140
He's not.

1755
01:14:09,140 --> 01:14:12,140
Which is just a weird little note.

1756
01:14:12,140 --> 01:14:14,140
That's that's Mr. Fantastic.

1757
01:14:14,140 --> 01:14:19,140
You see jerking off in the shower, which is another thing that makes me believe that the

1758
01:14:19,140 --> 01:14:20,140
sequel will never happen.

1759
01:14:20,140 --> 01:14:22,140
John Kaczynski would have to come back.

1760
01:14:22,140 --> 01:14:28,140
He's like, well, I'm kind of Mr. Fantastic now and like the best part of the office besides

1761
01:14:28,140 --> 01:14:31,140
Have you ever seen have you ever seen Ryan?

1762
01:14:31,140 --> 01:14:32,140
What's it called?

1763
01:14:32,140 --> 01:14:33,140
Jack Ryan?

1764
01:14:33,140 --> 01:14:34,140
Jack.

1765
01:14:34,140 --> 01:14:35,140
Jack Reacher.

1766
01:14:35,140 --> 01:14:36,140
No, no, Jack.

1767
01:14:36,140 --> 01:14:37,140
Right.

1768
01:14:37,140 --> 01:14:38,140
Do he plays?

1769
01:14:38,140 --> 01:14:46,140
He plays a CIA operative and he plays a serious role.

1770
01:14:46,140 --> 01:14:47,140
Yes.

1771
01:14:47,140 --> 01:14:52,140
And what is Mr. Fantastic?

1772
01:14:52,140 --> 01:14:53,140
No, no, no.

1773
01:14:53,140 --> 01:14:56,140
Jack Ryan is one of the coolest shows ever.

1774
01:14:56,140 --> 01:14:57,140
Yes.

1775
01:14:57,140 --> 01:14:58,140
He's right.

1776
01:14:58,140 --> 01:14:59,140
Right.

1777
01:14:59,140 --> 01:15:00,140
He plays a he's a numbers.

1778
01:15:00,140 --> 01:15:04,140
He's an ex-marine who did some badass stuff in combat back in the day.

1779
01:15:04,140 --> 01:15:06,140
But now he's a number cruncher for the CIA.

1780
01:15:06,140 --> 01:15:10,140
And when he finds the numbers that lead him to some Middle Eastern terrorist activities,

1781
01:15:10,140 --> 01:15:13,140
they send him overseas to kind of help with the operation.

1782
01:15:13,140 --> 01:15:16,140
And he totally gets fucking sucked in in such a cool way.

1783
01:15:16,140 --> 01:15:18,140
And then the next season is all about the Mexican cartel.

1784
01:15:18,140 --> 01:15:19,140
It starts out.

1785
01:15:19,140 --> 01:15:20,140
I haven't seen the third season.

1786
01:15:20,140 --> 01:15:23,140
It starts out as him being this number cruncher who slowly builds into this.

1787
01:15:23,140 --> 01:15:24,140
He becomes a badass.

1788
01:15:24,140 --> 01:15:25,140
A badass.

1789
01:15:25,140 --> 01:15:28,140
So it's like a positive Heisenberg in a way.

1790
01:15:28,140 --> 01:15:29,140
Well, well.

1791
01:15:29,140 --> 01:15:31,140
He's just a normal guy who gets into the numbers.

1792
01:15:31,140 --> 01:15:32,140
Nobody's not a normal guy.

1793
01:15:32,140 --> 01:15:33,140
There's like 30 of these books.

1794
01:15:33,140 --> 01:15:35,140
No, but he's the president in the books.

1795
01:15:35,140 --> 01:15:40,140
Have you ever heard of the movies Fear and Present Danger or Patriot Games?

1796
01:15:40,140 --> 01:15:41,140
I've heard of both.

1797
01:15:41,140 --> 01:15:42,140
Those Harrison Ford movies.

1798
01:15:42,140 --> 01:15:43,140
Air Force One?

1799
01:15:43,140 --> 01:15:45,140
No, that's actually Jack Ryan.

1800
01:15:45,140 --> 01:15:46,140
I've looked this up.

1801
01:15:46,140 --> 01:15:47,140
Is it not?

1802
01:15:47,140 --> 01:15:48,140
It's not.

1803
01:15:48,140 --> 01:15:49,140
That's the one that I've seen.

1804
01:15:49,140 --> 01:15:50,140
Okay, it's not?

1805
01:15:50,140 --> 01:15:56,140
But Fear and Present Danger, Patriot Games are Harrison Ford's take on Jack Ryan.

1806
01:15:56,140 --> 01:16:04,140
Then there's a Brendan or then there's a Ben Affleck version of Jack Ryan that came out, a movie.

1807
01:16:04,140 --> 01:16:11,140
And then they did a Chris Pine, two movies, I believe, where it's Jack Ryan.

1808
01:16:11,140 --> 01:16:13,140
I think they just called it Jack Ryan.

1809
01:16:13,140 --> 01:16:15,140
It's his younger days.

1810
01:16:15,140 --> 01:16:16,140
And now we have the Jack Ryan show.

1811
01:16:16,140 --> 01:16:24,140
So it's like a very, very, very expensive popular series that people have been making movies and TV shows about since the 80s or 70s or whatever, when it very came out.

1812
01:16:24,140 --> 01:16:30,140
It's like Jack Ryan goes from, and you follow him in the book series, from I think Marine all the way up to President of the United States.

1813
01:16:30,140 --> 01:16:32,140
And so it's very cool.

1814
01:16:32,140 --> 01:16:33,140
He does cool shit.

1815
01:16:33,140 --> 01:16:35,140
And John Krasinski's probably the best version of it.

1816
01:16:35,140 --> 01:16:37,140
And I'm including Harrison Ford.

1817
01:16:37,140 --> 01:16:38,140
Love him.

1818
01:16:38,140 --> 01:16:40,140
I think it's Prime, isn't it?

1819
01:16:40,140 --> 01:16:41,140
I'm not sure.

1820
01:16:41,140 --> 01:16:43,140
It's one of them.

1821
01:16:43,140 --> 01:16:44,140
I got all the things.

1822
01:16:44,140 --> 01:16:51,140
So this scene ends with Brevin jerking off in the biggest shower that I've ever seen, which I like.

1823
01:16:51,140 --> 01:16:53,140
So, so, okay.

1824
01:16:53,140 --> 01:16:58,140
I like to think it's a, it's a gym group shower type thing, which opens up some questions.

1825
01:16:58,140 --> 01:16:59,140
Okay.

1826
01:16:59,140 --> 01:17:09,140
One, is he doing sports and jerking off in the shower of a, like a public YMCA type thing or a tennis club?

1827
01:17:09,140 --> 01:17:12,140
If not, is that a personal shower?

1828
01:17:12,140 --> 01:17:13,140
Is he rich?

1829
01:17:13,140 --> 01:17:15,140
His car would leave me, believe me.

1830
01:17:15,140 --> 01:17:16,140
No.

1831
01:17:16,140 --> 01:17:17,140
We got to remember this is a German movie.

1832
01:17:17,140 --> 01:17:20,140
So maybe they just had, they just have better showers than us.

1833
01:17:20,140 --> 01:17:21,140
Maybe.

1834
01:17:21,140 --> 01:17:23,140
But this is take, this takes place in America.

1835
01:17:23,140 --> 01:17:25,140
They have Uber showers.

1836
01:17:25,140 --> 01:17:26,140
They go to Venice Beach.

1837
01:17:26,140 --> 01:17:38,140
So, but, but I said, so if he, if he is rich, then why is Danny Masterson's character not spending time at Bevin's big old house,

1838
01:17:38,140 --> 01:17:44,140
as opposed to Bevin coming over all the time and then all those other nerds watching movies at Danny Masterson's place?

1839
01:17:44,140 --> 01:17:52,140
So obviously he's not that, he doesn't have a lot of room for people or he's super reclusive or he's spent all his money.

1840
01:17:52,140 --> 01:17:54,140
Maybe him and Danny Masterson are in it together.

1841
01:17:54,140 --> 01:17:55,140
In what together?

1842
01:17:55,140 --> 01:17:57,140
Danny Masterson stuff.

1843
01:17:57,140 --> 01:17:59,140
Okay.

1844
01:17:59,140 --> 01:18:03,140
Yeah, they could have just had Danny Masterson.

1845
01:18:03,140 --> 01:18:05,140
Also, they were drugging the women.

1846
01:18:05,140 --> 01:18:10,140
Also, it's weird watching Jim from the office jerk off.

1847
01:18:10,140 --> 01:18:12,140
I will just put that there.

1848
01:18:12,140 --> 01:18:15,140
And treat wizards poorly.

1849
01:18:15,140 --> 01:18:19,140
They do a one second flash of Danny Masterson's character fucking a skull.

1850
01:18:19,140 --> 01:18:20,140
They do more of that later.

1851
01:18:20,140 --> 01:18:30,140
But at the first appearance, I was like, whoa, because the Adrian Brody's character, it's not Adrian Brody, not Adrian Brody's character.

1852
01:18:30,140 --> 01:18:33,140
Can I say something about Adrian Brody?

1853
01:18:33,140 --> 01:18:35,140
He's great in the jacket.

1854
01:18:35,140 --> 01:18:37,140
He was great in King Kong.

1855
01:18:37,140 --> 01:18:44,140
He looks a lot like the main character from Jaws.

1856
01:18:44,140 --> 01:18:50,140
So I always had this idea is like, what if Adrian Brody played one of that guy?

1857
01:18:50,140 --> 01:18:53,140
Because I'm pretty sure the actor is dead that played.

1858
01:18:53,140 --> 01:18:54,140
Sure.

1859
01:18:54,140 --> 01:18:56,140
But he had kids.

1860
01:18:56,140 --> 01:18:57,140
Maybe it's his dad.

1861
01:18:57,140 --> 01:18:58,140
No, no, no, no, no.

1862
01:18:58,140 --> 01:19:01,140
But if it is, that's gonna blow me away.

1863
01:19:01,140 --> 01:19:07,140
But that Adrian Brody should play one of those kids all grown up and the shark is still fucking alive.

1864
01:19:07,140 --> 01:19:09,140
Oh, and you just they wanted to revive Jaws.

1865
01:19:09,140 --> 01:19:11,140
You have to use Adrian Brody.

1866
01:19:11,140 --> 01:19:13,140
I would watch a reboot.

1867
01:19:13,140 --> 01:19:16,140
He was if you told me it's his son, I would totally believe it.

1868
01:19:16,140 --> 01:19:18,140
You think it back to it.

1869
01:19:18,140 --> 01:19:19,140
Yeah.

1870
01:19:19,140 --> 01:19:21,140
Have you ever seen the jacket?

1871
01:19:21,140 --> 01:19:22,140
Full metal jacket?

1872
01:19:22,140 --> 01:19:24,140
No, the jacket.

1873
01:19:24,140 --> 01:19:25,140
The jacket.

1874
01:19:25,140 --> 01:19:26,140
The Jackal, right?

1875
01:19:26,140 --> 01:19:28,140
With Bruce Willis, the one who tried to get voted on.

1876
01:19:28,140 --> 01:19:30,140
You guys all said I like the Jackal.

1877
01:19:30,140 --> 01:19:31,140
Just fine.

1878
01:19:31,140 --> 01:19:34,140
But Bruce Willis looks weird in a blonde wig.

1879
01:19:34,140 --> 01:19:44,140
But no, I'm talking about The Jacket, which is a weird movie with I think Natalie Portman or Keira Knightley.

1880
01:19:44,140 --> 01:19:46,140
Because they're the same person in my mind.

1881
01:19:46,140 --> 01:19:50,140
It's like it sounds like it's starting to get real close to like Sisterhood of Traveling Pants.

1882
01:19:50,140 --> 01:19:51,140
Not in the slightest.

1883
01:19:51,140 --> 01:19:53,140
The Jacket with Natalie Portman.

1884
01:19:53,140 --> 01:19:57,140
It's this guy, Adrian Brody's character, the one that we're actually thinking of, the guy from King Kong.

1885
01:19:57,140 --> 01:20:04,140
He goes to this mental institution, I think, to deal with his PTSD from war.

1886
01:20:04,140 --> 01:20:12,140
And part of the treatment is they put him in this morgue sort of slab, like the frozen locker thing, in a straight jacket.

1887
01:20:12,140 --> 01:20:13,140
And they leave him in there.

1888
01:20:13,140 --> 01:20:16,140
Like all sensory deprivation, can't move or whatever.

1889
01:20:16,140 --> 01:20:20,140
And because of that, he starts mentally going back in time.

1890
01:20:20,140 --> 01:20:25,140
And we don't know if he's reliving his memories or if he's physically actually traveling back to his younger self.

1891
01:20:25,140 --> 01:20:27,140
Because he's able to affect the future somehow.

1892
01:20:27,140 --> 01:20:33,140
It's just an interesting kind of dark psychological thriller movie in which Adrian Brody I think really does well.

1893
01:20:33,140 --> 01:20:37,140
And I also think he plays the pianist in which he won an Oscar for.

1894
01:20:37,140 --> 01:20:38,140
Did I pronounce that better?

1895
01:20:38,140 --> 01:20:39,140
Because it sounds like the penis.

1896
01:20:39,140 --> 01:20:43,140
I said it right.

1897
01:20:43,140 --> 01:20:44,140
Pianist.

1898
01:20:44,140 --> 01:20:45,140
No, it's the pianist.

1899
01:20:45,140 --> 01:20:46,140
Pianist.

1900
01:20:46,140 --> 01:20:47,140
That's how you say it.

1901
01:20:47,140 --> 01:20:48,140
That is, yeah.

1902
01:20:48,140 --> 01:20:49,140
Pianist.

1903
01:20:49,140 --> 01:20:50,140
I said it right.

1904
01:20:50,140 --> 01:20:51,140
I just clarified it.

1905
01:20:51,140 --> 01:20:53,140
No, you said it wrong trying to correct me.

1906
01:20:53,140 --> 01:20:57,140
Andy, your dryer is a character in this movie.

1907
01:20:57,140 --> 01:20:59,140
What the brrr?

1908
01:20:59,140 --> 01:21:00,140
Yeah, that brrr.

1909
01:21:00,140 --> 01:21:03,140
It sounds like, I felt like I was at your house again.

1910
01:21:03,140 --> 01:21:05,140
Because I was watching this movie for the podcast.

1911
01:21:05,140 --> 01:21:06,140
Whoa.

1912
01:21:06,140 --> 01:21:12,140
And also apparently the laundry room is in the parking lot.

1913
01:21:12,140 --> 01:21:13,140
That was another weird one.

1914
01:21:13,140 --> 01:21:15,140
The parking building.

1915
01:21:15,140 --> 01:21:16,140
I don't know.

1916
01:21:16,140 --> 01:21:17,140
You lived in Orange County, Andy.

1917
01:21:17,140 --> 01:21:19,140
Did you like, when you...

1918
01:21:19,140 --> 01:21:24,140
There was a lot of weird laundry situations in the places I lived.

1919
01:21:24,140 --> 01:21:27,140
Before you ended up here, where we live now.

1920
01:21:27,140 --> 01:21:32,140
When I lived down, there was a lot of, yeah, they would put laundry rooms wherever they

1921
01:21:32,140 --> 01:21:33,140
were going to put laundry rooms.

1922
01:21:33,140 --> 01:21:34,140
Well, yeah, the parking lot of a parking garage.

1923
01:21:34,140 --> 01:21:40,140
I don't know much about your lore, Andy, but of course at some point you moved out of your

1924
01:21:40,140 --> 01:21:41,140
folks' place.

1925
01:21:41,140 --> 01:21:43,140
I don't know if you moved around a lot or...

1926
01:21:43,140 --> 01:21:46,140
Since moving out of my folks' place, God, I'm...

1927
01:21:46,140 --> 01:21:47,140
In Orange County, right?

1928
01:21:47,140 --> 01:21:50,140
No, they didn't live in Orange County.

1929
01:21:50,140 --> 01:21:54,140
That's where I bounced around a lot, is Orange County, after I moved out of my parents' house.

1930
01:21:54,140 --> 01:21:56,140
Where was the parents' house at?

1931
01:21:56,140 --> 01:21:57,140
Inland Empire.

1932
01:21:57,140 --> 01:21:58,140
Okay.

1933
01:21:58,140 --> 01:22:01,140
Which, from your perspective, would be, it's a little hard to explain.

1934
01:22:01,140 --> 01:22:03,140
Did you ever go to the Inland invasion?

1935
01:22:03,140 --> 01:22:04,140
Yeah.

1936
01:22:04,140 --> 01:22:05,140
Nevermind.

1937
01:22:05,140 --> 01:22:06,140
You did.

1938
01:22:06,140 --> 01:22:07,140
2009.

1939
01:22:07,140 --> 01:22:08,140
From your perspective, it's Mesa.

1940
01:22:08,140 --> 01:22:09,140
2006.

1941
01:22:09,140 --> 01:22:12,140
I saw Weezer, Beck, Cake.

1942
01:22:12,140 --> 01:22:14,140
I saw Oasis.

1943
01:22:14,140 --> 01:22:18,140
I saw Travis Barker and DJ AM.

1944
01:22:18,140 --> 01:22:21,140
And then, who else was it?

1945
01:22:21,140 --> 01:22:24,140
Modus, no, Modus Yahoo, Arcade Fire.

1946
01:22:24,140 --> 01:22:27,140
And who else was there?

1947
01:22:27,140 --> 01:22:28,140
That was a pretty sick one.

1948
01:22:28,140 --> 01:22:30,140
I went to the 2006 one.

1949
01:22:30,140 --> 01:22:39,140
So I got to see Cypress Hill and Foo Fighters, Kid Rock, Kid Rock, or no, it was Dave Grohl

1950
01:22:39,140 --> 01:22:41,140
was a special guest.

1951
01:22:41,140 --> 01:22:45,140
He came out and he was like, whatever you think goes on in Kid Rock's dressing room

1952
01:22:45,140 --> 01:22:47,140
goes on in Kid Rock's dressing room.

1953
01:22:47,140 --> 01:22:48,140
That's funny.

1954
01:22:48,140 --> 01:22:50,140
I met Kat Von D, kind of, she was a bitch.

1955
01:22:50,140 --> 01:22:53,140
I saw Kat Von D, she hosted.

1956
01:22:53,140 --> 01:22:56,140
I was a little kid, and I was like, Kat Von D, come here!

1957
01:22:56,140 --> 01:22:58,140
And she just kept walking.

1958
01:22:58,140 --> 01:23:02,140
I was like, little kid's fucking, you're lucky a little kid knows who you are.

1959
01:23:02,140 --> 01:23:03,140
Son of a bitch.

1960
01:23:03,140 --> 01:23:05,140
I also got to see Smash Pumpkins there.

1961
01:23:05,140 --> 01:23:11,140
Also got to see Velvet Revolver, which is just Slash and those guys behind him.

1962
01:23:11,140 --> 01:23:12,140
That's cool.

1963
01:23:12,140 --> 01:23:18,140
When we went, Weezer, who was the main act, but even though there was like bands after him

1964
01:23:18,140 --> 01:23:21,140
and before him, they were just right in the middle, like the big one.

1965
01:23:21,140 --> 01:23:27,140
And they come out, they do their set, when they finish, they close up, everyone's yelling for an encore,

1966
01:23:27,140 --> 01:23:30,140
like the whole, everywhere, right on the field, everyone's.

1967
01:23:30,140 --> 01:23:34,140
So then the lead guy comes out, River Como, is that his name?

1968
01:23:34,140 --> 01:23:36,140
The lead singer, and he comes out and he goes,

1969
01:23:36,140 --> 01:23:40,140
So we put away all of our instruments, I'll do another song,

1970
01:23:40,140 --> 01:23:42,140
but does anyone out there know how to play any of our songs on the guitar?

1971
01:23:42,140 --> 01:23:46,140
And so they just pull a dude out of the pit, hand him a guitar,

1972
01:23:46,140 --> 01:23:50,140
he starts playing Island in the Sun, and River starts singing,

1973
01:23:50,140 --> 01:23:53,140
and then about, I don't know, quarter of the way through the song,

1974
01:23:53,140 --> 01:23:59,140
the curtains open up again, the whole band kicks in for the rest of the song.

1975
01:23:59,140 --> 01:24:03,140
That was just one of the most amazing things I've ever seen.

1976
01:24:03,140 --> 01:24:07,140
And this was before people were really taking cell phone videos, 2009,

1977
01:24:07,140 --> 01:24:10,140
you didn't really have good video quality, I think I took a few, but they sucked.

1978
01:24:10,140 --> 01:24:14,140
But, oh, we saw Live, the band Live.

1979
01:24:14,140 --> 01:24:20,140
I saw somebody, first time ever saw somebody smoke weed was during Cypress Hill concert.

1980
01:24:20,140 --> 01:24:23,140
I was a little kid, well you had floor seats.

1981
01:24:23,140 --> 01:24:28,140
For some reason, I was completely unsupervised, I saw Linkin Park in 2004.

1982
01:24:28,140 --> 01:24:33,140
How did you get floor seats? I was 10 years old, my mom had floor seats,

1983
01:24:33,140 --> 01:24:36,140
and I was on the floor by myself.

1984
01:24:36,140 --> 01:24:42,140
I ran to the front to see Linkin Park in 2004, at the height of their popularity.

1985
01:24:42,140 --> 01:24:45,140
And I was getting fucked up.

1986
01:24:45,140 --> 01:24:48,140
And this big, strong old Steve Austin guy picked me up and put me on his shoulders,

1987
01:24:48,140 --> 01:24:51,140
and it felt like I was commanding a tank. I was like, that guy, that guy.

1988
01:24:51,140 --> 01:24:54,140
Like, fucked up Ratatouille. That's so good.

1989
01:24:54,140 --> 01:25:00,140
When I went to go see Danzig and Lacuna Coil, which is a fun concert,

1990
01:25:00,140 --> 01:25:09,140
this dude, it was an inside venue, it was big, there's multiple stories that led off.

1991
01:25:09,140 --> 01:25:16,140
You'd have the pit, and then a half story up, there'd be the main sort of floor,

1992
01:25:16,140 --> 01:25:20,140
and then there'd be a balcony that also held probably a few hundred people,

1993
01:25:20,140 --> 01:25:22,140
and then another balcony.

1994
01:25:22,140 --> 01:25:29,140
One guy jumped off the balcony and landed on a chick and broke her neck.

1995
01:25:29,140 --> 01:25:30,140
Oh, shit.

1996
01:25:30,140 --> 01:25:32,140
And they had to like paramedic her out of there.

1997
01:25:32,140 --> 01:25:33,140
Wow.

1998
01:25:33,140 --> 01:25:39,140
He ran off. And here's the thing, what had happened, I didn't see it, I wasn't there.

1999
01:25:39,140 --> 01:25:42,140
I saw her get paramedic out of there.

2000
01:25:42,140 --> 01:25:46,140
But then as we were leaving, my buddy and I, this guy's just tweaking out,

2001
01:25:46,140 --> 01:25:50,140
he's like, man, I jumped off the fucking balcony, I landed on some chick, I broke her neck.

2002
01:25:50,140 --> 01:25:54,140
I was like, what? And you're just out here just running around?

2003
01:25:54,140 --> 01:25:57,140
And he was just right outside the venue.

2004
01:25:57,140 --> 01:25:59,140
He didn't even leave to stay there.

2005
01:25:59,140 --> 01:26:01,140
Just telling anybody who came by.

2006
01:26:01,140 --> 01:26:06,140
Okay, so if I was ever on the podcast, Are You Garbage?, I would just open with this

2007
01:26:06,140 --> 01:26:10,140
and be like, we don't have to ask me any questions, I'm garbage.

2008
01:26:10,140 --> 01:26:18,140
2006, we went to the K-Rock Weenie Roast, and it was like so many bands.

2009
01:26:18,140 --> 01:26:20,140
If I listened it off, people would get so jealous.

2010
01:26:20,140 --> 01:26:23,140
I saw Atreyu before they were famous.

2011
01:26:23,140 --> 01:26:27,140
They were playing on a not the main stage by the Porta Potties.

2012
01:26:27,140 --> 01:26:35,140
But me and my brother took turns pretending to be in a wheelchair so we could get orchestra seating.

2013
01:26:35,140 --> 01:26:40,140
I got to see him, AFI, Angels in Airways, Red Hot Chili Peppers, him,

2014
01:26:40,140 --> 01:26:44,140
which was a big thing at the time because I was a big Viva La Banda fan.

2015
01:26:44,140 --> 01:26:50,140
And oh dude, so many, so many, the whole time taking somebody's spot.

2016
01:26:50,140 --> 01:26:54,140
Wait, no, there's enough room.

2017
01:26:54,140 --> 01:26:56,140
There were empty seats I remember.

2018
01:26:56,140 --> 01:27:00,140
You think that Austin pretending to be in a wheelchair took somebody's seat?

2019
01:27:00,140 --> 01:27:03,140
No, I think that put him further back.

2020
01:27:03,140 --> 01:27:08,140
Also, I was 12, and when him came on, I stood up out of the wheelchair.

2021
01:27:08,140 --> 01:27:12,140
And some people were looking at me like, wait, what?

2022
01:27:12,140 --> 01:27:13,140
It's a miracle.

2023
01:27:13,140 --> 01:27:17,140
I'm partly, partly something.

2024
01:27:17,140 --> 01:27:21,140
I took a picture with the Budweiser girls and I had a sombrero and a little mustache.

2025
01:27:21,140 --> 01:27:23,140
I was 12, okay?

2026
01:27:23,140 --> 01:27:24,140
I was 12 years old.

2027
01:27:24,140 --> 01:27:25,140
It was him.

2028
01:27:25,140 --> 01:27:27,140
It was the Viva La Banda height of that.

2029
01:27:27,140 --> 01:27:30,140
Okay, you know, Rob Zombie was there.

2030
01:27:30,140 --> 01:27:34,140
And also we went and walked through the festival after Rob Zombie,

2031
01:27:34,140 --> 01:27:38,140
and we saw the way that this festival was set up,

2032
01:27:38,140 --> 01:27:41,140
there was a whole festival going along the side of the stage.

2033
01:27:41,140 --> 01:27:44,140
You could see everything going on backstage.

2034
01:27:44,140 --> 01:27:49,140
And we saw Rob Zombie, the band, walking to their van to leave after they were done playing.

2035
01:27:49,140 --> 01:27:53,140
And I was the kid that pointed out, like the robot or whatever in that movie,

2036
01:27:53,140 --> 01:28:01,140
like, and everyone else, like, the band had to go through the festival

2037
01:28:01,140 --> 01:28:05,140
and everyone was just like going, like, and I was the one that started that.

2038
01:28:05,140 --> 01:28:06,140
You started that shit.

2039
01:28:06,140 --> 01:28:08,140
So, sorry, Rob.

2040
01:28:08,140 --> 01:28:15,140
When she sees the picture of the corn inside the professor's...

2041
01:28:15,140 --> 01:28:16,140
Oh, brilliance.

2042
01:28:16,140 --> 01:28:17,140
I love it.

2043
01:28:17,140 --> 01:28:18,140
Corn.

2044
01:28:18,140 --> 01:28:20,140
That's where corn chips come from.

2045
01:28:20,140 --> 01:28:23,140
That whole monologue was so funny.

2046
01:28:23,140 --> 01:28:29,140
And then I stopped taking notes because I was just fucking high and watching it.

2047
01:28:29,140 --> 01:28:31,140
Yeah, there's a big gap on mine.

2048
01:28:31,140 --> 01:28:35,140
That's Mr. Fantastic and then Andy's dryer is in this movie.

2049
01:28:35,140 --> 01:28:38,140
Then we get to the end.

2050
01:28:38,140 --> 01:28:39,140
She misses Hempfest.

2051
01:28:39,140 --> 01:28:41,140
They take her furniture.

2052
01:28:41,140 --> 01:28:43,140
She doesn't pay the electricity bill.

2053
01:28:43,140 --> 01:28:45,140
All she cares about is her bed.

2054
01:28:45,140 --> 01:28:49,140
It fucks over her roommate.

2055
01:28:49,140 --> 01:28:51,140
And then she gets arrested.

2056
01:28:51,140 --> 01:28:55,140
Everything that you would think and should have happened to her totally happens.

2057
01:28:55,140 --> 01:28:57,140
And I love it.

2058
01:28:57,140 --> 01:29:00,140
You forget who's in this movie?

2059
01:29:00,140 --> 01:29:02,140
Harold from Hell and Coupar.

2060
01:29:02,140 --> 01:29:06,140
And also, Andy, I feel like you should know this, Sulu.

2061
01:29:06,140 --> 01:29:07,140
Oh, I know.

2062
01:29:07,140 --> 01:29:08,140
Yeah, of course it's Sulu.

2063
01:29:08,140 --> 01:29:11,140
That's what I would have called him instead of Harold and Coupar.

2064
01:29:11,140 --> 01:29:14,140
She goes and works at a meatpacking plant with machete.

2065
01:29:14,140 --> 01:29:16,140
And we see the pink slime.

2066
01:29:16,140 --> 01:29:17,140
And Sulu.

2067
01:29:17,140 --> 01:29:18,140
Sulu and Machete.

2068
01:29:18,140 --> 01:29:20,140
Take her on a...

2069
01:29:20,140 --> 01:29:22,140
Oh, and then the boss from...

2070
01:29:22,140 --> 01:29:29,140
No, the jump to conclusions guy from Office Space is the guy that tells her to fuck off.

2071
01:29:29,140 --> 01:29:30,140
Am I wrong?

2072
01:29:30,140 --> 01:29:31,140
Is that the guy?

2073
01:29:31,140 --> 01:29:33,140
He's the one that makes the board game that...

2074
01:29:33,140 --> 01:29:34,140
We don't have the internet.

2075
01:29:34,140 --> 01:29:35,140
We're disarmed.

2076
01:29:35,140 --> 01:29:36,140
Yeah, we're disarmed.

2077
01:29:36,140 --> 01:29:38,140
We're creating internet rumors.

2078
01:29:38,140 --> 01:29:43,140
But when I did a deep dive, I was like, what does Anna Faris say about this movie now?

2079
01:29:43,140 --> 01:29:46,140
And I found out she's like, oh, I love making that movie.

2080
01:29:46,140 --> 01:29:48,140
It warms my heart when people say it.

2081
01:29:48,140 --> 01:29:57,140
Page three on Google is jerk off instruction video where it's Anna Faris in the car with Sulu.

2082
01:29:57,140 --> 01:30:00,140
And he has this daydream where she's telling him to fuck her.

2083
01:30:00,140 --> 01:30:03,140
And I'm like, oh, yeah, that makes sense.

2084
01:30:03,140 --> 01:30:04,140
Yeah.

2085
01:30:04,140 --> 01:30:05,140
How dare you?

2086
01:30:05,140 --> 01:30:06,140
Wait, wait.

2087
01:30:06,140 --> 01:30:07,140
This is the only part of this movie.

2088
01:30:07,140 --> 01:30:09,140
And that was right after writing an article about...

2089
01:30:09,140 --> 01:30:11,140
The mic got out of bed for her.

2090
01:30:11,140 --> 01:30:12,140
No, I was sitting.

2091
01:30:12,140 --> 01:30:13,140
I was watching a horror movie.

2092
01:30:13,140 --> 01:30:15,140
Did your wife walk in and be like, what the fuck are you laughing at?

2093
01:30:15,140 --> 01:30:16,140
Exactly.

2094
01:30:16,140 --> 01:30:17,140
It was on my computer.

2095
01:30:17,140 --> 01:30:18,140
I was watching.

2096
01:30:18,140 --> 01:30:19,140
She was already in bed.

2097
01:30:19,140 --> 01:30:21,140
And I was like, I'm watching on my computer.

2098
01:30:21,140 --> 01:30:22,140
She woke.

2099
01:30:22,140 --> 01:30:26,140
She was like, what are you doing, Michael?

2100
01:30:26,140 --> 01:30:30,140
And she's like, fuck me, Mike.

2101
01:30:30,140 --> 01:30:38,140
And my wife goes, I would have better get some water.

2102
01:30:38,140 --> 01:30:42,140
And she goes, what in the fuck is going on out here?

2103
01:30:42,140 --> 01:30:46,140
Watching a cam girl or something.

2104
01:30:46,140 --> 01:30:48,140
Good Lord.

2105
01:30:48,140 --> 01:30:50,140
Oh my goodness.

2106
01:30:50,140 --> 01:30:52,140
Fuck you, Mike.

2107
01:30:52,140 --> 01:30:54,140
And it was not a short scene.

2108
01:30:54,140 --> 01:30:57,140
It was a good 60 seconds of that.

2109
01:30:57,140 --> 01:31:05,140
Can you have Mrs. Larson just write a summary of her experience of dealing with you being

2110
01:31:05,140 --> 01:31:08,140
on the phone and have her as a guest?

2111
01:31:08,140 --> 01:31:10,140
Maybe she doesn't even have to be here.

2112
01:31:10,140 --> 01:31:12,140
Maybe she's very busy keeping you alive somehow.

2113
01:31:12,140 --> 01:31:14,140
It's a weird mystical way.

2114
01:31:14,140 --> 01:31:16,140
Can you just write a thing?

2115
01:31:16,140 --> 01:31:19,140
And we're just like, yeah, that has to be a part of it.

2116
01:31:19,140 --> 01:31:20,140
Holy shit.

2117
01:31:20,140 --> 01:31:22,140
I love it.

2118
01:31:22,140 --> 01:31:28,140
My note for that was we don't got to talk about the truck scene.

2119
01:31:28,140 --> 01:31:30,140
My notes are over.

2120
01:31:30,140 --> 01:31:31,140
OK.

2121
01:31:31,140 --> 01:31:36,140
Those dickhead stoners when she gets to Hempfest and she's like, hey, do you guys know Steve?

2122
01:31:36,140 --> 01:31:40,140
He's the guy with the head and the legs and the arms, bro.

2123
01:31:40,140 --> 01:31:41,140
Like, so stupid.

2124
01:31:41,140 --> 01:31:42,140
What a fucking dickhead.

2125
01:31:42,140 --> 01:31:44,140
Be nice to the poor stoned girl.

2126
01:31:44,140 --> 01:31:51,140
She has the daydream where all the police are taking all her shit and they just slap

2127
01:31:51,140 --> 01:31:52,140
a thing on the bed.

2128
01:31:52,140 --> 01:31:55,140
She's like, no, not my bed.

2129
01:31:55,140 --> 01:31:57,140
I love my bed.

2130
01:31:57,140 --> 01:31:59,140
And then just Marxism everywhere.

2131
01:31:59,140 --> 01:32:02,140
I will say, Marxism is all that was all great.

2132
01:32:02,140 --> 01:32:04,140
I thought it was great that Adrian Brody.

2133
01:32:04,140 --> 01:32:05,140
Wait, wait, wait.

2134
01:32:05,140 --> 01:32:06,140
Take that back.

2135
01:32:06,140 --> 01:32:07,140
Marxism's not great.

2136
01:32:07,140 --> 01:32:11,140
You know, Andy, can you hand and open me my last beer?

2137
01:32:11,140 --> 01:32:15,140
Can you open and hand me the.

2138
01:32:15,140 --> 01:32:17,140
Oh, there it is.

2139
01:32:17,140 --> 01:32:19,140
Is this even cold?

2140
01:32:19,140 --> 01:32:25,140
And the funny part is I like the movie, but I wouldn't say it's the best movie ever.

2141
01:32:25,140 --> 01:32:26,140
The best stoner movie.

2142
01:32:26,140 --> 01:32:27,140
I don't know.

2143
01:32:27,140 --> 01:32:29,140
It's the best stoner movie ever.

2144
01:32:29,140 --> 01:32:31,140
But it's it's in the middle of it's good.

2145
01:32:31,140 --> 01:32:33,140
It's not bad.

2146
01:32:33,140 --> 01:32:35,140
Honorable mention, at least fresh in your mind.

2147
01:32:35,140 --> 01:32:36,140
You're learning, Mike.

2148
01:32:36,140 --> 01:32:37,140
You're getting better.

2149
01:32:37,140 --> 01:32:39,140
It's fresh in your mind.

2150
01:32:39,140 --> 01:32:46,140
So this movie, it was it was Harold and Kumar with a female.

2151
01:32:46,140 --> 01:32:48,140
It was not sexualized.

2152
01:32:48,140 --> 01:32:50,140
No, not sexist.

2153
01:32:50,140 --> 01:32:51,140
Fuck me.

2154
01:32:51,140 --> 01:32:52,140
And yeah, not sexist.

2155
01:32:52,140 --> 01:32:56,140
It was if it made smiley face now without an affairs, they put fucking Sydney Sweeney

2156
01:32:56,140 --> 01:32:58,140
in there just showing her boobs to people.

2157
01:32:58,140 --> 01:32:59,140
Oh, yeah.

2158
01:32:59,140 --> 01:33:00,140
Like, fuck.

2159
01:33:00,140 --> 01:33:01,140
Yeah, Jesus.

2160
01:33:01,140 --> 01:33:02,140
Fuck.

2161
01:33:02,140 --> 01:33:05,140
But it was sexualized in quite a lot of it.

2162
01:33:05,140 --> 01:33:06,140
Yeah.

2163
01:33:06,140 --> 01:33:07,140
Yeah.

2164
01:33:07,140 --> 01:33:08,140
That's it.

2165
01:33:08,140 --> 01:33:10,140
That's it, though.

2166
01:33:10,140 --> 01:33:12,140
She's not like dressed all sexist.

2167
01:33:12,140 --> 01:33:16,140
Every guy in here except for it's because she's just beautiful.

2168
01:33:16,140 --> 01:33:18,140
She's a beautiful blonde.

2169
01:33:18,140 --> 01:33:21,140
By the way, if you think it's one of one would have to do with it, I think it's realistic.

2170
01:33:21,140 --> 01:33:22,140
I'm not.

2171
01:33:22,140 --> 01:33:26,140
I think it's very realistic that that would be what she would have to deal with.

2172
01:33:26,140 --> 01:33:28,140
If we were in the room with her, we'd be thinking that shit.

2173
01:33:28,140 --> 01:33:30,140
Now, you say it's like Harold and Kumar.

2174
01:33:30,140 --> 01:33:31,140
That's why I have to disagree.

2175
01:33:31,140 --> 01:33:33,140
I think it's unique in a lot of ways.

2176
01:33:33,140 --> 01:33:39,140
I think it's because Harold and Kumar is fantastic in the way that it's fantastic.

2177
01:33:39,140 --> 01:33:40,140
Cool.

2178
01:33:40,140 --> 01:33:42,140
Like, there's a lot of fantastic elements to it.

2179
01:33:42,140 --> 01:33:46,140
Like, Harold and Snoop Dogg fucking lugging a giant blunt around.

2180
01:33:46,140 --> 01:33:49,140
Yeah, and then you have them riding a cheetah.

2181
01:33:49,140 --> 01:33:50,140
You have magic.

2182
01:33:50,140 --> 01:33:52,140
You have robots and stuff.

2183
01:33:52,140 --> 01:33:53,140
This is more realistic, yeah.

2184
01:33:53,140 --> 01:33:55,140
George Bush getting high with them.

2185
01:33:55,140 --> 01:33:56,140
Yeah.

2186
01:33:56,140 --> 01:33:58,140
This is 100%.

2187
01:33:58,140 --> 01:34:02,140
It's just depending on if you're from her perspective or if you're from the outside

2188
01:34:02,140 --> 01:34:07,140
perspective, it could just be a normal day where she's just sort of just...

2189
01:34:07,140 --> 01:34:08,140
Well, I hope not.

2190
01:34:08,140 --> 01:34:12,140
What I'm saying is nothing felt forced necessarily.

2191
01:34:12,140 --> 01:34:17,140
The only time I'd feel forced that was like the will of the writer making the scene happen

2192
01:34:17,140 --> 01:34:22,140
would be like she passes by her old professor's house as they were driving to where they were

2193
01:34:22,140 --> 01:34:23,140
going.

2194
01:34:23,140 --> 01:34:25,140
That was a little coincidental because when they...

2195
01:34:25,140 --> 01:34:26,140
There were a lot of tropes, though.

2196
01:34:26,140 --> 01:34:27,140
A lot of tropes.

2197
01:34:27,140 --> 01:34:28,140
But that's okay.

2198
01:34:28,140 --> 01:34:29,140
That's fine.

2199
01:34:29,140 --> 01:34:32,140
I'm not saying that's bad.

2200
01:34:32,140 --> 01:34:33,140
You see tropes...

2201
01:34:33,140 --> 01:34:36,140
That back, that car backing up scene is unique.

2202
01:34:36,140 --> 01:34:38,140
The payphone scene was unique.

2203
01:34:38,140 --> 01:34:40,140
I'm in stoner culture tropes.

2204
01:34:40,140 --> 01:34:43,140
I didn't mean tropes, movie tropes so much.

2205
01:34:43,140 --> 01:34:49,140
But these are such unique scenes that I have not seen in a stoner comedy.

2206
01:34:49,140 --> 01:34:52,140
So when you say Harold and Kumar or Pineapple Express...

2207
01:34:52,140 --> 01:34:55,140
She's getting busted by that cop or not busted, but...

2208
01:34:55,140 --> 01:34:56,140
That was so funny.

2209
01:34:56,140 --> 01:34:58,140
She's like, my name's something...

2210
01:34:58,140 --> 01:35:01,140
He just called you Jane.

2211
01:35:01,140 --> 01:35:03,140
He's like, I don't know why you keep doing that.

2212
01:35:03,140 --> 01:35:06,140
He turns to the cop and he goes, I don't know why she's doing it.

2213
01:35:06,140 --> 01:35:08,140
Jane, Jane, what are you doing?

2214
01:35:08,140 --> 01:35:10,140
And she's freaking out, but I like that she gets away.

2215
01:35:10,140 --> 01:35:12,140
She can't even remember her fake name.

2216
01:35:12,140 --> 01:35:14,140
He's like, Jane.

2217
01:35:14,140 --> 01:35:19,140
The point of that being, at the end of this movie, I was genuinely questioning, I still

2218
01:35:19,140 --> 01:35:23,140
question in my mind, and I don't think you guys either one caught this or thought the

2219
01:35:23,140 --> 01:35:27,140
same thing about it, but I'm not sure this movie ever happened.

2220
01:35:27,140 --> 01:35:28,140
What?

2221
01:35:28,140 --> 01:35:29,140
I'm not sure.

2222
01:35:29,140 --> 01:35:31,140
She's just picking up trash at the end of the movie.

2223
01:35:31,140 --> 01:35:32,140
Right, exactly.

2224
01:35:32,140 --> 01:35:35,140
And they're like, stop daydreaming.

2225
01:35:35,140 --> 01:35:40,140
The cop says to her, stop daydreaming at the end of this goddamn movie.

2226
01:35:40,140 --> 01:35:41,140
Yeah, but then why is she in jail?

2227
01:35:41,140 --> 01:35:45,140
Was the whole thing, she got busted for weed and this all was in her head?

2228
01:35:45,140 --> 01:35:47,140
No, I don't think this is all her head.

2229
01:35:47,140 --> 01:35:48,140
Oh, wait, wait, wait.

2230
01:35:48,140 --> 01:35:50,140
She ate the brownies and...

2231
01:35:50,140 --> 01:35:52,140
Right, never did this...

2232
01:35:52,140 --> 01:35:56,140
Something completely else, after that point, something completely else happened and now

2233
01:35:56,140 --> 01:35:57,140
she's in jail.

2234
01:35:57,140 --> 01:35:59,140
And she was so high, she just did these whole stories in her head.

2235
01:35:59,140 --> 01:36:04,140
At the end of this movie, they do that and I don't know if that was on purpose or not.

2236
01:36:04,140 --> 01:36:08,140
Mike, I don't know who the fuck you think you are coming in here and trying to come

2237
01:36:08,140 --> 01:36:11,140
up with some parallel universe theory for this movie.

2238
01:36:11,140 --> 01:36:12,140
I'm asking the question.

2239
01:36:12,140 --> 01:36:13,140
That's insane.

2240
01:36:13,140 --> 01:36:15,140
Then why is that scene, Matt?

2241
01:36:15,140 --> 01:36:17,140
Dammit, I was hoping that that would get a better reaction.

2242
01:36:17,140 --> 01:36:18,140
You know what?

2243
01:36:18,140 --> 01:36:23,140
Because literally every movie I've ever argued has been, it's a parallel universe, but no,

2244
01:36:23,140 --> 01:36:26,140
no, this is, no, I don't think it all happened under her fucking head.

2245
01:36:26,140 --> 01:36:28,140
As producer of this show.

2246
01:36:28,140 --> 01:36:31,140
I'm going to reach out to...

2247
01:36:31,140 --> 01:36:32,140
Anna Faris.

2248
01:36:32,140 --> 01:36:36,140
Anna Faris is people, because I just, I want to ask her three questions.

2249
01:36:36,140 --> 01:36:42,140
Looking back after almost 20 years, what do you have to say about this movie that so many

2250
01:36:42,140 --> 01:36:43,140
people loved?

2251
01:36:43,140 --> 01:36:51,140
Two, if ever possible, probably not, Greg Akai wanted to do a sequel, would you be down

2252
01:36:51,140 --> 01:36:52,140
to do it?

2253
01:36:52,140 --> 01:36:55,140
And then three, do you still smoke weed?

2254
01:36:55,140 --> 01:37:00,140
And if the answer to the last one is yes, would you like to join our podcast?

2255
01:37:00,140 --> 01:37:03,140
No, no, you can't do that.

2256
01:37:03,140 --> 01:37:06,140
I'm sure there's a lot of stuff involved in doing that.

2257
01:37:06,140 --> 01:37:10,140
But then I would want to reach out to Greg or Kai about, okay...

2258
01:37:10,140 --> 01:37:12,140
Let's say I've got a question.

2259
01:37:12,140 --> 01:37:14,140
Let's make a sequel to Smiley Face.

2260
01:37:14,140 --> 01:37:17,140
Also, I had some ideas for a sequel to Smiley Face.

2261
01:37:17,140 --> 01:37:18,140
Okay, what do you got?

2262
01:37:18,140 --> 01:37:21,140
I told you at the beginning of the episode.

2263
01:37:21,140 --> 01:37:22,140
This is a longer one.

2264
01:37:22,140 --> 01:37:25,140
This is an interesting thing about this movie, a different one.

2265
01:37:25,140 --> 01:37:29,140
The critics love this movie, 66%.

2266
01:37:29,140 --> 01:37:31,140
Okay, on Rotten Tomatoes?

2267
01:37:31,140 --> 01:37:32,140
Audience though?

2268
01:37:32,140 --> 01:37:33,140
Fuck you, 40%.

2269
01:37:33,140 --> 01:37:34,140
44.

2270
01:37:34,140 --> 01:37:37,140
Well, I think the audience doesn't get it.

2271
01:37:37,140 --> 01:37:39,140
But that's strange, that's usually the other way around.

2272
01:37:39,140 --> 01:37:44,140
You know that the entire 44% is people that absolutely love the fucking movie?

2273
01:37:44,140 --> 01:37:45,140
Sure.

2274
01:37:45,140 --> 01:37:50,140
Yeah, that's just interesting how this kind of movie usually is the other way around.

2275
01:37:50,140 --> 01:37:51,140
The other 60%.

2276
01:37:51,140 --> 01:37:52,140
Usually the other way around.

2277
01:37:52,140 --> 01:37:53,140
It's usually the critics.

2278
01:37:53,140 --> 01:37:54,140
56%.

2279
01:37:54,140 --> 01:37:57,140
Yeah, they're people that just watch the fucking Irishmen or some bullshit.

2280
01:37:57,140 --> 01:37:58,140
It's odd.

2281
01:37:58,140 --> 01:38:01,140
It was just an odd, interesting thing.

2282
01:38:01,140 --> 01:38:02,140
They hate women-led comedies.

2283
01:38:02,140 --> 01:38:04,140
You think that's what it is?

2284
01:38:04,140 --> 01:38:06,140
Other than Bridesmaid.

2285
01:38:06,140 --> 01:38:11,140
Honestly, I feel like that is one that is just done fucking right.

2286
01:38:11,140 --> 01:38:18,140
I was dragged by a girlfriend to see some movie starring fucking J.Lo, I think.

2287
01:38:18,140 --> 01:38:21,140
And she wants to start a beauty company.

2288
01:38:21,140 --> 01:38:22,140
Glitter?

2289
01:38:22,140 --> 01:38:23,140
Glitter?

2290
01:38:23,140 --> 01:38:24,140
I don't think it's that.

2291
01:38:24,140 --> 01:38:25,140
Sparkle?

2292
01:38:25,140 --> 01:38:30,140
You're just naming My Little Pony characters now at this point.

2293
01:38:30,140 --> 01:38:31,140
Moonbeam?

2294
01:38:31,140 --> 01:38:32,140
Moonbeam.

2295
01:38:32,140 --> 01:38:35,140
And she's trying to find her mom or dad?

2296
01:38:35,140 --> 01:38:36,140
I don't know.

2297
01:38:36,140 --> 01:38:38,140
It's just chick-led comedy movies.

2298
01:38:38,140 --> 01:38:41,140
I saw the one where, what's her face?

2299
01:38:41,140 --> 01:38:42,140
Steals jokes.

2300
01:38:42,140 --> 01:38:43,140
Kind of big.

2301
01:38:43,140 --> 01:38:44,140
Chelsea.

2302
01:38:44,140 --> 01:38:45,140
No, not Chelsea.

2303
01:38:45,140 --> 01:38:48,140
Chelsea.

2304
01:38:48,140 --> 01:38:52,140
Not Chelsea anything.

2305
01:38:52,140 --> 01:38:56,140
She had a show on fucking Comedy Central, god damn it.

2306
01:38:56,140 --> 01:38:57,140
Yeah.

2307
01:38:57,140 --> 01:38:58,140
Chelsea Hammond.

2308
01:38:58,140 --> 01:38:59,140
Chelsea Hammond.

2309
01:38:59,140 --> 01:39:02,140
I don't even remember the movie or the person who started it.

2310
01:39:02,140 --> 01:39:03,140
That's how bad it was.

2311
01:39:03,140 --> 01:39:04,140
Smiley face.

2312
01:39:04,140 --> 01:39:05,140
Chelsea Hammond.

2313
01:39:05,140 --> 01:39:06,140
Smiley face.

2314
01:39:06,140 --> 01:39:07,140
Anna Faris.

2315
01:39:07,140 --> 01:39:08,140
Love her.

2316
01:39:08,140 --> 01:39:09,140
Love it.

2317
01:39:09,140 --> 01:39:10,140
That's all you gotta say.

2318
01:39:10,140 --> 01:39:12,140
Is a woman-led comedy, like name another woman-led comedy.

2319
01:39:12,140 --> 01:39:13,140
Ghostbusters 2016.

2320
01:39:13,140 --> 01:39:19,140
I'm gonna, I hope the ghosts of Chloride haunt you for the rest of your fucking life.

2321
01:39:19,140 --> 01:39:22,140
Wait, did you say name a good one?

2322
01:39:22,140 --> 01:39:23,140
Yes.

2323
01:39:23,140 --> 01:39:24,140
You said name one.

2324
01:39:24,140 --> 01:39:25,140
Name one.

2325
01:39:25,140 --> 01:39:26,140
I did.

2326
01:39:26,140 --> 01:39:28,140
That's one you could remember because everybody fucking hated it.

2327
01:39:28,140 --> 01:39:30,140
I'm just name, I'm not saying name one.

2328
01:39:30,140 --> 01:39:31,140
Bridesmaids.

2329
01:39:31,140 --> 01:39:34,140
Give my big fat Greek wedding.

2330
01:39:34,140 --> 01:39:35,140
Yeah.

2331
01:39:35,140 --> 01:39:36,140
The girls.

2332
01:39:36,140 --> 01:39:37,140
The girls.

2333
01:39:37,140 --> 01:39:38,140
All back in the day.

2334
01:39:38,140 --> 01:39:40,140
And like what happened?

2335
01:39:40,140 --> 01:39:44,980
You can't make, what is happening right now that you can't make a smiley face now with

2336
01:39:44,980 --> 01:39:48,180
a hot girl that doesn't even dress hot, it's not sexualized at all.

2337
01:39:48,180 --> 01:39:49,180
You don't want me to answer that.

2338
01:39:49,180 --> 01:39:50,180
I can't answer that on this podcast.

2339
01:39:50,180 --> 01:39:51,180
You wouldn't want me to apologize.

2340
01:39:51,180 --> 01:39:52,180
It's a porno.

2341
01:39:52,180 --> 01:39:53,180
It's a porno, Mike.

2342
01:39:53,180 --> 01:39:58,180
Mike got super into jerk off instruction videos after this.

2343
01:39:58,180 --> 01:39:59,180
Yeah, we all know.

2344
01:39:59,180 --> 01:40:00,180
Okay.

2345
01:40:00,180 --> 01:40:01,180
His wife knows, she hears it all the time.

2346
01:40:01,180 --> 01:40:02,180
He isn't a repeat.

2347
01:40:02,180 --> 01:40:03,180
Fuck me Mike.

2348
01:40:03,180 --> 01:40:04,180
Fuck me Mike.

2349
01:40:04,180 --> 01:40:07,180
Good thing we don't have internet because we'd be getting the FaceTime.

2350
01:40:07,180 --> 01:40:10,180
This is what you want Mike.

2351
01:40:10,180 --> 01:40:13,980
You guys ready to rate this thing?

2352
01:40:13,980 --> 01:40:14,980
I'm rating this movie.

2353
01:40:14,980 --> 01:40:16,900
Are you ready for me to yell that again?

2354
01:40:16,900 --> 01:40:19,980
I'm rating this movie a big fat smiley face.

2355
01:40:19,980 --> 01:40:20,980
Oh.

2356
01:40:20,980 --> 01:40:21,980
Oh god.

2357
01:40:21,980 --> 01:40:22,980
Here we go.

2358
01:40:22,980 --> 01:40:23,980
She's throwing away your vote.

2359
01:40:23,980 --> 01:40:24,980
Yeah.

2360
01:40:24,980 --> 01:40:25,980
P plus.

2361
01:40:25,980 --> 01:40:26,980
Okay.

2362
01:40:26,980 --> 01:40:27,980
I'm doing a B plus as well Mike.

2363
01:40:27,980 --> 01:40:29,300
Smiley face equals B plus.

2364
01:40:29,300 --> 01:40:30,300
Fine.

2365
01:40:30,300 --> 01:40:31,300
I wrote that on my notes.

2366
01:40:31,300 --> 01:40:32,300
Smiley face equals B plus.

2367
01:40:32,300 --> 01:40:33,300
Here's the difference.

2368
01:40:33,300 --> 01:40:34,300
It's very simple.

2369
01:40:34,300 --> 01:40:36,180
The difference is you guys watch this stoned out, watch this sober.

2370
01:40:36,180 --> 01:40:37,180
Why?

2371
01:40:37,180 --> 01:40:39,580
I just did because I watch it.

2372
01:40:39,580 --> 01:40:43,100
But we're supposed to be reviewing a movie so I watched it.

2373
01:40:43,100 --> 01:40:44,100
Okay.

2374
01:40:44,100 --> 01:40:45,100
Let me ask you.

2375
01:40:45,100 --> 01:40:47,380
Does Mrs. Larson smoke?

2376
01:40:47,380 --> 01:40:50,660
Mrs. Larson does not smoke because she has bad lungs but she eats.

2377
01:40:50,660 --> 01:40:51,660
Okay.

2378
01:40:51,660 --> 01:40:52,660
But she gets high.

2379
01:40:52,660 --> 01:40:53,660
She can get high.

2380
01:40:53,660 --> 01:40:54,660
She didn't watch the movie.

2381
01:40:54,660 --> 01:40:55,660
No.

2382
01:40:55,660 --> 01:40:56,660
She did not watch the movie.

2383
01:40:56,660 --> 01:40:57,660
Okay.

2384
01:40:57,660 --> 01:40:59,580
Here's the experiment I'm going to offer you is to.

2385
01:40:59,580 --> 01:41:00,580
Have her watch it.

2386
01:41:00,580 --> 01:41:01,580
Have her watch it.

2387
01:41:01,580 --> 01:41:02,580
I'd like to get her opinion.

2388
01:41:02,580 --> 01:41:03,580
I would like.

2389
01:41:03,580 --> 01:41:11,300
With the premise and we need to have her on a call on the podcast so it's not interpreted

2390
01:41:11,300 --> 01:41:12,300
by you.

2391
01:41:12,300 --> 01:41:13,300
Right.

2392
01:41:13,300 --> 01:41:16,820
Oh, she backed up my claim 100% you guys.

2393
01:41:16,820 --> 01:41:18,380
Get her high and have her watch the movie.

2394
01:41:18,380 --> 01:41:19,380
Oh, get her high.

2395
01:41:19,380 --> 01:41:20,380
How about sober also?

2396
01:41:20,380 --> 01:41:21,380
Don't make her watch the movie too time.

2397
01:41:21,380 --> 01:41:26,620
The point is we want to know if it's a good movie or we want to know if stoner's like

2398
01:41:26,620 --> 01:41:27,620
the movie.

2399
01:41:27,620 --> 01:41:28,620
There's a difference.

2400
01:41:28,620 --> 01:41:29,620
Stoner checks.

2401
01:41:29,620 --> 01:41:31,820
You should both get high and watch it.

2402
01:41:31,820 --> 01:41:32,820
Right.

2403
01:41:32,820 --> 01:41:33,820
I'll see it for a second.

2404
01:41:33,820 --> 01:41:34,820
I'll see it from a different perspective.

2405
01:41:34,820 --> 01:41:35,820
Right.

2406
01:41:35,820 --> 01:41:36,820
And if Mrs. Larson.

2407
01:41:36,820 --> 01:41:37,820
I'm not saying I didn't like it though.

2408
01:41:37,820 --> 01:41:38,820
If.

2409
01:41:38,820 --> 01:41:39,820
My grade's a C. I'm not saying it's a bad movie.

2410
01:41:39,820 --> 01:41:40,820
It's a good movie.

2411
01:41:40,820 --> 01:41:42,060
Oh, C. If Mrs. Larson likes it.

2412
01:41:42,060 --> 01:41:43,820
I will have my mom give her.

2413
01:41:43,820 --> 01:41:44,820
Hey, it's your rating system.

2414
01:41:44,820 --> 01:41:49,480
It would be a B on a normal rating system but you cannot tell me this is die hard.

2415
01:41:49,480 --> 01:41:50,900
You got it rated B plus.

2416
01:41:50,900 --> 01:41:51,900
It's just not.

2417
01:41:51,900 --> 01:41:52,900
It's just.

2418
01:41:52,900 --> 01:41:53,900
I'm rating it on stoner.

2419
01:41:53,900 --> 01:41:54,900
It slaps.

2420
01:41:54,900 --> 01:41:55,900
What were you saying?

2421
01:41:55,900 --> 01:41:56,900
Exactly.

2422
01:41:56,900 --> 01:42:02,780
I was going to say if Mrs. Larson gives this movie a good rating I will personally give

2423
01:42:02,780 --> 01:42:07,940
something to you guys from my jars connected mother.

2424
01:42:07,940 --> 01:42:11,100
You hear that Lisa?

2425
01:42:11,100 --> 01:42:12,100
So.

2426
01:42:12,100 --> 01:42:13,100
Yeah Lisa.

2427
01:42:13,100 --> 01:42:14,100
Lisa?

2428
01:42:14,100 --> 01:42:15,100
Yeah.

2429
01:42:15,100 --> 01:42:16,100
Alright so.

2430
01:42:16,100 --> 01:42:17,100
B minus.

2431
01:42:17,100 --> 01:42:18,100
Probably.

2432
01:42:18,100 --> 01:42:20,380
That's probably right.

2433
01:42:20,380 --> 01:42:21,380
Only because of Mike.

2434
01:42:21,380 --> 01:42:22,380
Only because of me.

2435
01:42:22,380 --> 01:42:23,380
You guys say it would be plus.

2436
01:42:23,380 --> 01:42:24,380
I can.

2437
01:42:24,380 --> 01:42:25,380
We gotta add that in there.

2438
01:42:25,380 --> 01:42:26,380
Because of Mike.

2439
01:42:26,380 --> 01:42:27,380
Only because of asterisk.

2440
01:42:27,380 --> 01:42:28,380
Mike.

2441
01:42:28,380 --> 01:42:29,380
Yeah.

2442
01:42:29,380 --> 01:42:30,380
B. Okay.

2443
01:42:30,380 --> 01:42:31,380
If it's getting closer.

2444
01:42:31,380 --> 01:42:32,380
Because of Mike it's an asterisk.

2445
01:42:32,380 --> 01:42:34,780
Like what was the other movie?

2446
01:42:34,780 --> 01:42:37,220
Oh Ready to Rumble.

2447
01:42:37,220 --> 01:42:38,220
Another asterisk.

2448
01:42:38,220 --> 01:42:39,220
B minus asterisk.

2449
01:42:39,220 --> 01:42:45,340
Oh by the way we should probably preface this at the fucking start of all our ratings.

2450
01:42:45,340 --> 01:42:50,580
I know if you're a fan you know this but if you're not we typically review B movies which

2451
01:42:50,580 --> 01:42:51,860
we haven't been doing lately.

2452
01:42:51,860 --> 01:42:53,220
But this one was kind of a B movie.

2453
01:42:53,220 --> 01:42:54,220
Yeah kind of.

2454
01:42:54,220 --> 01:42:55,220
And the way that it was like.

2455
01:42:55,220 --> 01:42:56,220
It's not a huge one.

2456
01:42:56,220 --> 01:42:57,220
It was a B movie.

2457
01:42:57,220 --> 01:42:59,760
And so we don't want to give As to Bs.

2458
01:42:59,760 --> 01:43:02,020
So we start at B.

2459
01:43:02,020 --> 01:43:05,140
We go to F. Did you look at the gross?

2460
01:43:05,140 --> 01:43:06,140
Or any of the.

2461
01:43:06,140 --> 01:43:07,140
No I did not.

2462
01:43:07,140 --> 01:43:12,780
I swear it said worldwide like $9,000 or something.

2463
01:43:12,780 --> 01:43:15,380
And then W if it's a waste of time.

2464
01:43:15,380 --> 01:43:16,980
So we're going to change that rating system.

2465
01:43:16,980 --> 01:43:18,780
I almost came up with a new.

2466
01:43:18,780 --> 01:43:21,140
I was envisioning a new system.

2467
01:43:21,140 --> 01:43:24,380
I suggested Ls.

2468
01:43:24,380 --> 01:43:29,780
Because Mike is a good gatekeeper of what becomes an L. What becomes better than a B

2469
01:43:29,780 --> 01:43:30,780
plus.

2470
01:43:30,780 --> 01:43:34,020
If everyone gives it a B plus we have to give it something special.

2471
01:43:34,020 --> 01:43:36,660
Everyone who watches like yeah great.

2472
01:43:36,660 --> 01:43:41,300
And then I thought maybe a tier system based on the first season.

2473
01:43:41,300 --> 01:43:45,400
Which I mean I'm pretty sure there was a movie that everyone gave a B plus to at some point.

2474
01:43:45,400 --> 01:43:47,900
And a movie that everyone gave a W to at some point.

2475
01:43:47,900 --> 01:43:49,920
And so you just call it that movie.

2476
01:43:49,920 --> 01:43:52,900
Whatever if you don't stop you'll go blind.

2477
01:43:52,900 --> 01:43:57,500
So like is it you don't stop you'll go blind or is it die hard.

2478
01:43:57,500 --> 01:44:01,580
We could even start ranking the movies.

2479
01:44:01,580 --> 01:44:04,980
If someone could go back and look at all the movies that we had given the scores that they've

2480
01:44:04,980 --> 01:44:09,020
had and put them into tier systems that we've already built.

2481
01:44:09,020 --> 01:44:10,020
Somebody like Tomas?

2482
01:44:10,020 --> 01:44:11,020
Somebody like Tomas.

2483
01:44:11,020 --> 01:44:12,020
Yeah.

2484
01:44:12,020 --> 01:44:14,020
Well actually that's more of a social media thing.

2485
01:44:14,020 --> 01:44:15,460
He just edited that out.

2486
01:44:15,460 --> 01:44:16,460
And that.

2487
01:44:16,460 --> 01:44:17,460
And that.

2488
01:44:17,460 --> 01:44:18,460
And that.

2489
01:44:18,460 --> 01:44:22,780
But yeah if we could do that I mean that would be kind of cool.

2490
01:44:22,780 --> 01:44:25,460
Then we just.

2491
01:44:25,460 --> 01:44:27,780
It's difficult because we started out weird.

2492
01:44:27,780 --> 01:44:28,780
I might just.

2493
01:44:28,780 --> 01:44:29,780
I might just do.

2494
01:44:29,780 --> 01:44:32,180
And that's one of the problems is when you have a movie B plus you're really giving it

2495
01:44:32,180 --> 01:44:33,180
an A plus.

2496
01:44:33,180 --> 01:44:36,940
Like it's fucking the best movie ever is what y'all are doing.

2497
01:44:36,940 --> 01:44:37,940
And this is not that.

2498
01:44:37,940 --> 01:44:38,940
But if any of the people that.

2499
01:44:38,940 --> 01:44:42,140
I think I'm the only one sticking to the rating system is the problem.

2500
01:44:42,140 --> 01:44:45,220
People are going to look at our die hard rating of B.

2501
01:44:45,220 --> 01:44:46,220
Yeah.

2502
01:44:46,220 --> 01:44:47,220
And think we're fucking morons.

2503
01:44:47,220 --> 01:44:48,220
Yeah.

2504
01:44:48,220 --> 01:44:49,220
So.

2505
01:44:49,220 --> 01:44:50,220
Exactly.

2506
01:44:50,220 --> 01:44:52,260
You might even have to just go with something simple like a five gen system.

2507
01:44:52,260 --> 01:44:54,460
You guys both say this movie is better than die hard.

2508
01:44:54,460 --> 01:45:00,460
Austin Tangent you sent that video into the group chat of RoboCop shooting off everyone's

2509
01:45:00,460 --> 01:45:01,460
dicks.

2510
01:45:01,460 --> 01:45:03,740
And it became like one of my favorite things I've ever seen.

2511
01:45:03,740 --> 01:45:04,740
I didn't send it.

2512
01:45:04,740 --> 01:45:05,740
That was Zach that sent it.

2513
01:45:05,740 --> 01:45:06,740
Zach.

2514
01:45:06,740 --> 01:45:07,740
But.

2515
01:45:07,740 --> 01:45:08,740
We wanted.

2516
01:45:08,740 --> 01:45:11,340
He wanted to know what the unsolicited just your take on that would be because we were

2517
01:45:11,340 --> 01:45:12,340
talking about RoboCop.

2518
01:45:12,340 --> 01:45:13,340
Dude.

2519
01:45:13,340 --> 01:45:14,340
I was like oh yeah.

2520
01:45:14,340 --> 01:45:16,380
This is the scene in RoboCop where he shoots the guy's dick off.

2521
01:45:16,380 --> 01:45:18,500
And I'm like what's so special about this.

2522
01:45:18,500 --> 01:45:22,580
And then another guy just walks up and it looks like it was filmed then.

2523
01:45:22,580 --> 01:45:23,580
And.

2524
01:45:23,580 --> 01:45:24,580
It's a dick shot.

2525
01:45:24,580 --> 01:45:25,580
And then another guy.

2526
01:45:25,580 --> 01:45:26,580
And then.

2527
01:45:26,580 --> 01:45:29,980
And then it's just RoboCop spinning around just shooting a bunch of guys dicks off.

2528
01:45:29,980 --> 01:45:30,980
Wait.

2529
01:45:30,980 --> 01:45:31,980
Does he actually shoot a dude's dick off in the actual movie?

2530
01:45:31,980 --> 01:45:32,980
In the actual movie.

2531
01:45:32,980 --> 01:45:33,980
Yes.

2532
01:45:33,980 --> 01:45:34,980
But doesn't show it like it does.

2533
01:45:34,980 --> 01:45:35,980
He shoots through the thigh gap.

2534
01:45:35,980 --> 01:45:36,980
And then shoots a guy's dick off.

2535
01:45:36,980 --> 01:45:37,980
Yes.

2536
01:45:37,980 --> 01:45:38,980
That's the actual movie.

2537
01:45:38,980 --> 01:45:39,980
That's the only part.

2538
01:45:39,980 --> 01:45:40,980
Got it.

2539
01:45:40,980 --> 01:45:41,980
That's it.

2540
01:45:41,980 --> 01:45:42,980
Everything after that is done.

2541
01:45:42,980 --> 01:45:43,980
And then.

2542
01:45:43,980 --> 01:45:44,980
They did such a good job.

2543
01:45:44,980 --> 01:45:45,980
These guys CGI or whatever.

2544
01:45:45,980 --> 01:45:46,980
I don't know what they did.

2545
01:45:46,980 --> 01:45:47,980
They did great.

2546
01:45:47,980 --> 01:45:48,980
Something.

2547
01:45:48,980 --> 01:45:50,980
They did something so good they made it look so fucking god damn real.

2548
01:45:50,980 --> 01:45:51,980
It was so real.

2549
01:45:51,980 --> 01:45:55,460
Those dicks getting blown apart looked fucking surreal.

2550
01:45:55,460 --> 01:45:56,780
Somebody send that to Joe Rogan.

2551
01:45:56,780 --> 01:45:57,780
Yeah.

2552
01:45:57,780 --> 01:45:58,980
Joe Rogan needs to see the Rogan.

2553
01:45:58,980 --> 01:46:02,060
When they're doing the Protect Our Parks things with all those guys.

2554
01:46:02,060 --> 01:46:03,060
Just put that on there for them.

2555
01:46:03,060 --> 01:46:04,060
Yeah.

2556
01:46:04,060 --> 01:46:05,060
Please.

2557
01:46:05,060 --> 01:46:06,060
Oh.

2558
01:46:06,060 --> 01:46:07,060
Speaking of Joe Rogan.

2559
01:46:07,060 --> 01:46:08,060
Can't look it up.

2560
01:46:08,060 --> 01:46:09,060
No.

2561
01:46:09,060 --> 01:46:10,060
But speaking of the one.

2562
01:46:10,060 --> 01:46:12,940
So the Joe Rogan that just aired about two days ago.

2563
01:46:12,940 --> 01:46:13,940
Michelle Dowd?

2564
01:46:13,940 --> 01:46:14,940
Yeah.

2565
01:46:14,940 --> 01:46:16,740
Is that like the Dowd guys?

2566
01:46:16,740 --> 01:46:17,740
Michelle Dowd.

2567
01:46:17,740 --> 01:46:18,740
He knows Michelle Dowd.

2568
01:46:18,740 --> 01:46:19,740
Michelle Dowd is my.

2569
01:46:19,740 --> 01:46:20,740
Is a good friend of mine.

2570
01:46:20,740 --> 01:46:21,740
Yeah.

2571
01:46:21,740 --> 01:46:22,740
I'm gonna go take a picture of her and Joe.

2572
01:46:22,740 --> 01:46:23,740
Yeah.

2573
01:46:23,740 --> 01:46:24,740
Yeah.

2574
01:46:24,740 --> 01:46:25,740
I'm seeing Michelle on Friday.

2575
01:46:25,740 --> 01:46:28,740
We're gonna go see a movie and go to Jazz Club.

2576
01:46:28,740 --> 01:46:32,380
Are you sure you want to broadcast that on this podcast?

2577
01:46:32,380 --> 01:46:33,380
Well no.

2578
01:46:33,380 --> 01:46:35,740
I've shout out her book before on here.

2579
01:46:35,740 --> 01:46:36,740
Okay.

2580
01:46:36,740 --> 01:46:37,740
Forager.

2581
01:46:37,740 --> 01:46:38,740
What's up Michelle?

2582
01:46:38,740 --> 01:46:39,740
Yeah.

2583
01:46:39,740 --> 01:46:40,740
Hey Michelle.

2584
01:46:40,740 --> 01:46:41,740
This is the.

2585
01:46:41,740 --> 01:46:42,740
That's.

2586
01:46:42,740 --> 01:46:43,740
Okay.

2587
01:46:43,740 --> 01:46:44,740
She's very innocent.

2588
01:46:44,740 --> 01:46:45,740
Yeah.

2589
01:46:45,740 --> 01:46:46,740
I'm guessing she's very busy.

2590
01:46:46,740 --> 01:46:47,740
She can't be a guest on this.

2591
01:46:47,740 --> 01:46:48,740
Of course not.

2592
01:46:48,740 --> 01:46:49,740
And I don't want to blast our personal history on here.

2593
01:46:49,740 --> 01:46:50,740
But we're good friends.

2594
01:46:50,740 --> 01:46:51,740
And I.

2595
01:46:51,740 --> 01:46:53,740
We text almost every day.

2596
01:46:53,740 --> 01:46:54,740
That's so sick.

2597
01:46:54,740 --> 01:46:55,740
All the time.

2598
01:46:55,740 --> 01:46:56,740
I just.

2599
01:46:56,740 --> 01:46:59,100
I would want to know like off the record like what it's like.

2600
01:46:59,100 --> 01:47:00,540
You get the email or whatever.

2601
01:47:00,540 --> 01:47:01,540
I know.

2602
01:47:01,540 --> 01:47:02,780
Somebody tells you you're gonna be on that.

2603
01:47:02,780 --> 01:47:03,780
She's been extremely busy.

2604
01:47:03,780 --> 01:47:04,780
I haven't.

2605
01:47:04,780 --> 01:47:05,780
She just.

2606
01:47:05,780 --> 01:47:11,340
You get helicoptered in and parachuted down into this compound that it's shaped in a big

2607
01:47:11,340 --> 01:47:13,500
J for Joe Rogan.

2608
01:47:13,500 --> 01:47:14,500
And then you.

2609
01:47:14,500 --> 01:47:15,500
And who.

2610
01:47:15,500 --> 01:47:18,060
You go through like a chamber that like sprays you for contaminants.

2611
01:47:18,060 --> 01:47:19,060
I wouldn't.

2612
01:47:19,060 --> 01:47:20,060
And then it's just a gym.

2613
01:47:20,060 --> 01:47:22,460
And then Joe Rogan like arises like.

2614
01:47:22,460 --> 01:47:23,460
Yeah.

2615
01:47:23,460 --> 01:47:26,260
Out of a sensory deprivation slash crowd chamber.

2616
01:47:26,260 --> 01:47:27,260
And he's like hello.

2617
01:47:27,260 --> 01:47:28,260
You are going to.

2618
01:47:28,260 --> 01:47:29,260
Here's a cigar.

2619
01:47:29,260 --> 01:47:30,260
Here's a cigar.

2620
01:47:30,260 --> 01:47:31,260
Is that the picture you showed him?

2621
01:47:31,260 --> 01:47:32,260
The one with the cigar?

2622
01:47:32,260 --> 01:47:33,260
Is that what you showed him?

2623
01:47:33,260 --> 01:47:34,260
There's two pictures.

2624
01:47:34,260 --> 01:47:35,260
I need.

2625
01:47:35,260 --> 01:47:38,260
I need 30 burpees out of you right now.

2626
01:47:38,260 --> 01:47:40,460
I'm not done with my fantasy yet you guys.

2627
01:47:40,460 --> 01:47:41,460
I know.

2628
01:47:41,460 --> 01:47:43,260
Yeah you're cutting him off.

2629
01:47:43,260 --> 01:47:44,260
Yes here.

2630
01:47:44,260 --> 01:47:45,260
Here's.

2631
01:47:45,260 --> 01:47:49,540
Here's the ghost of Mitch Hedberg and several other dead comedians.

2632
01:47:49,540 --> 01:47:50,540
Talked about this at all.

2633
01:47:50,540 --> 01:47:51,540
This is young Jamie.

2634
01:47:51,540 --> 01:47:52,540
He's actually an alien.

2635
01:47:52,540 --> 01:47:53,540
And.

2636
01:47:53,540 --> 01:47:57,180
You're going deep in the general sphere of fantasy.

2637
01:47:57,180 --> 01:48:01,220
And then the whole time you were being sprayed with DMT and you don't even know.

2638
01:48:01,220 --> 01:48:03,100
And then he makes you eat elk meat.

2639
01:48:03,100 --> 01:48:04,100
Of course.

2640
01:48:04,100 --> 01:48:05,100
And then you sit down.

2641
01:48:05,100 --> 01:48:07,100
And then you sign an NDA.

2642
01:48:07,100 --> 01:48:08,740
So you can't tell me anything.

2643
01:48:08,740 --> 01:48:10,380
I can't tell you anything.

2644
01:48:10,380 --> 01:48:13,380
But yeah she.

2645
01:48:13,380 --> 01:48:15,300
I mean she I think she did great on the episode.

2646
01:48:15,300 --> 01:48:16,580
I think it was a good episode.

2647
01:48:16,580 --> 01:48:17,580
I guess.

2648
01:48:17,580 --> 01:48:20,180
I have to look because I saw it and I thought Dowd.

2649
01:48:20,180 --> 01:48:21,180
There's this documentary.

2650
01:48:21,180 --> 01:48:24,700
There's a documentary called The Seven Five.

2651
01:48:24,700 --> 01:48:29,400
And it's about like these crooked cops that were like in the eight seventies eighties.

2652
01:48:29,400 --> 01:48:30,580
And like all the fucked up shit they did.

2653
01:48:30,580 --> 01:48:33,060
They would just steal the money and steal the drugs and sell the drugs.

2654
01:48:33,060 --> 01:48:35,540
And there was a guy Mike the cop Michael Dowd.

2655
01:48:35,540 --> 01:48:36,540
So I thought like.

2656
01:48:36,540 --> 01:48:37,780
He was on the show I think already.

2657
01:48:37,780 --> 01:48:38,780
Yeah he was.

2658
01:48:38,780 --> 01:48:39,780
He was.

2659
01:48:39,780 --> 01:48:40,780
No she's not related to him.

2660
01:48:40,780 --> 01:48:45,140
She's she wrote a book called Forger Field Notes for Surviving a Family Cult.

2661
01:48:45,140 --> 01:48:50,660
And she grew up in a doomsday cult and escaped it at 17.

2662
01:48:50,660 --> 01:48:52,660
And you met her after this.

2663
01:48:52,660 --> 01:48:53,660
Well yeah.

2664
01:48:53,660 --> 01:48:54,660
She didn't try to recruit you.

2665
01:48:54,660 --> 01:48:56,540
No no she's older than I am.

2666
01:48:56,540 --> 01:48:59,100
So she when she was doing all this I met her.

2667
01:48:59,100 --> 01:49:01,820
This is a cover story and he's trying to get us into this fucking cult.

2668
01:49:01,820 --> 01:49:02,820
I'm not going to go.

2669
01:49:02,820 --> 01:49:03,820
It's she's fooled Joe.

2670
01:49:03,820 --> 01:49:04,820
She's not going to fool me.

2671
01:49:04,820 --> 01:49:05,820
The cult is still alive.

2672
01:49:05,820 --> 01:49:06,820
See I'm not I'm not going to put our.

2673
01:49:06,820 --> 01:49:07,820
No but the age.

2674
01:49:07,820 --> 01:49:08,820
I listened to the episode.

2675
01:49:08,820 --> 01:49:09,820
It's interesting to listen to the episode.

2676
01:49:09,820 --> 01:49:10,820
I don't know.

2677
01:49:10,820 --> 01:49:11,820
I don't know.

2678
01:49:11,820 --> 01:49:12,820
It's interesting to listen to the episode.

2679
01:49:12,820 --> 01:49:13,820
I don't know.

2680
01:49:13,820 --> 01:49:14,820
I don't know.

2681
01:49:14,820 --> 01:49:16,780
It's interesting to listen to if you do get a chance to listen to it.

2682
01:49:16,780 --> 01:49:19,820
It's interesting because she's not.

2683
01:49:19,820 --> 01:49:22,020
So she survived a cult.

2684
01:49:22,020 --> 01:49:23,020
But it's not as.

2685
01:49:23,020 --> 01:49:25,020
I'm not trying to put it that simply.

2686
01:49:25,020 --> 01:49:26,020
That title sounds undercut.

2687
01:49:26,020 --> 01:49:28,020
Well no you have to read the book.

2688
01:49:28,020 --> 01:49:29,020
Yeah because it's not.

2689
01:49:29,020 --> 01:49:30,500
Well no because here's the thing.

2690
01:49:30,500 --> 01:49:33,580
I think you're about to say it so that doesn't sound as bad as it was.

2691
01:49:33,580 --> 01:49:36,180
But you need to read the book.

2692
01:49:36,180 --> 01:49:37,860
It's worse than you think.

2693
01:49:37,860 --> 01:49:40,740
She doesn't go into the nitty gritty details like Joe does.

2694
01:49:40,740 --> 01:49:41,740
No why would she?

2695
01:49:41,740 --> 01:49:45,020
They were having like a pleasant kind of fun talk about religion most of the time.

2696
01:49:45,020 --> 01:49:49,140
If you read her book it deep dives into the.

2697
01:49:49,140 --> 01:49:52,820
She touches on the more traumatic things that have happened to her.

2698
01:49:52,820 --> 01:49:55,980
But like it's it was absolutely not a good place to be growing up.

2699
01:49:55,980 --> 01:49:56,980
It was like a bad cult.

2700
01:49:56,980 --> 01:50:00,220
Oh I got that feeling but I didn't get the feeling that it was a.

2701
01:50:00,220 --> 01:50:01,220
Could she.

2702
01:50:01,220 --> 01:50:03,980
She said she would have dragged the Kool-Aid basically.

2703
01:50:03,980 --> 01:50:07,220
Obviously she can't be a guest but could she pick a movie?

2704
01:50:07,220 --> 01:50:08,220
I could.

2705
01:50:08,220 --> 01:50:09,500
When I see her on Friday she could pick a movie.

2706
01:50:09,500 --> 01:50:14,100
Then we can have tangentially a Joe Rogan guest help our podcast.

2707
01:50:14,100 --> 01:50:18,060
And then we'll have we'll have Bob read whatever I don't know something.

2708
01:50:18,060 --> 01:50:19,540
It's like let's I mean.

2709
01:50:19,540 --> 01:50:21,380
Oh yeah I'll bring it up to her.

2710
01:50:21,380 --> 01:50:25,740
Like look we're not going to say she's on it or featuring her or anything but we'll

2711
01:50:25,740 --> 01:50:26,740
plug the book.

2712
01:50:26,740 --> 01:50:30,860
She let me she let me talk about her book in my stand up once because I was like I was

2713
01:50:30,860 --> 01:50:34,740
like yeah my friend just came out with a book today.

2714
01:50:34,740 --> 01:50:41,340
But at the same time today I ate some veggies on my own.

2715
01:50:41,340 --> 01:50:45,340
So everyone makes their own accomplishments.

2716
01:50:45,340 --> 01:50:48,980
But yeah so let me listen to that.

2717
01:50:48,980 --> 01:50:52,620
Shout out to Michelle.

2718
01:50:52,620 --> 01:50:53,620
You did great.

2719
01:50:53,620 --> 01:50:55,820
I've been telling her that all week.

2720
01:50:55,820 --> 01:50:56,820
No she held her own.

2721
01:50:56,820 --> 01:50:57,820
Yeah held her own.

2722
01:50:57,820 --> 01:50:58,820
Really cool.

2723
01:50:58,820 --> 01:51:00,500
So did Joe like challenge her?

2724
01:51:00,500 --> 01:51:01,500
No no no no.

2725
01:51:01,500 --> 01:51:02,500
I'll listen to it.

2726
01:51:02,500 --> 01:51:05,540
Knowledge wise it was just it was a good back and forth.

2727
01:51:05,540 --> 01:51:06,540
Did you listen to the episode?

2728
01:51:06,540 --> 01:51:07,540
Yeah I watched it.

2729
01:51:07,540 --> 01:51:13,740
Did he mention how Joe Rogan's club like the original location that he picked he had Ron

2730
01:51:13,740 --> 01:51:18,260
White come down and Ron White was like oh yeah this place used to be owned by a cult.

2731
01:51:18,260 --> 01:51:19,540
I perform there and they're really nice.

2732
01:51:19,540 --> 01:51:23,220
And so he decided not to buy that location and chose where it is now.

2733
01:51:23,220 --> 01:51:28,620
No he did mention he did mention he watched a documentary about a gay dancer guy that

2734
01:51:28,620 --> 01:51:29,620
led a cult.

2735
01:51:29,620 --> 01:51:30,620
Yeah he was just fucking dudes.

2736
01:51:30,620 --> 01:51:32,620
It's been covered.

2737
01:51:32,620 --> 01:51:34,900
That's funny though.

2738
01:51:34,900 --> 01:51:39,500
But yeah no they when we say she held her own it's just like she like it was an interesting

2739
01:51:39,500 --> 01:51:43,780
conversation everything he threw at her she had something cool to throw back and like

2740
01:51:43,780 --> 01:51:45,500
it was good it was good back and forth.

2741
01:51:45,500 --> 01:51:47,460
As long as she did better than Michael DeLong.

2742
01:51:47,460 --> 01:51:48,460
I've never seen him.

2743
01:51:48,460 --> 01:51:52,060
The Wink 182 the guy that's he's all obsessed with aliens now.

2744
01:51:52,060 --> 01:51:53,060
Oh yeah.

2745
01:51:53,060 --> 01:51:55,900
Yeah he kept selling Joe all this crazy shit and then Joe was like asked him some serious

2746
01:51:55,900 --> 01:51:57,900
questions like oh I can't tell you that.

2747
01:51:57,900 --> 01:51:59,900
I can't tell you that.

2748
01:51:59,900 --> 01:52:06,660
So now I just picture him floating through space going where are you.

2749
01:52:06,660 --> 01:52:07,660
That's good.

2750
01:52:07,660 --> 01:52:12,900
All right so what movie are we going to watch next week.

2751
01:52:12,900 --> 01:52:14,860
Well I guess I picked this one so it's up to Mike.

2752
01:52:14,860 --> 01:52:18,060
My vote for this week was going to be Battlefield Earth.

2753
01:52:18,060 --> 01:52:19,060
Oh Jesus.

2754
01:52:19,060 --> 01:52:20,060
That's good.

2755
01:52:20,060 --> 01:52:23,060
Yeah because we can talk about Scientology.

2756
01:52:23,060 --> 01:52:24,540
No it's kind of bad.

2757
01:52:24,540 --> 01:52:27,420
Honestly when I was a kid and I saw it for the first time my dad was like you like Star

2758
01:52:27,420 --> 01:52:28,420
Wars so much why don't you watch this.

2759
01:52:28,420 --> 01:52:30,100
It's your week to pick.

2760
01:52:30,100 --> 01:52:31,100
It is my week.

2761
01:52:31,100 --> 01:52:32,100
Yes.

2762
01:52:32,100 --> 01:52:33,100
Battlefield Earth.

2763
01:52:33,100 --> 01:52:36,540
That happened last week was an anomaly.

2764
01:52:36,540 --> 01:52:39,900
OK Mike but it is definitely you 100 percent.

2765
01:52:39,900 --> 01:52:40,900
Next week right.

2766
01:52:40,900 --> 01:52:41,900
Yeah next week.

2767
01:52:41,900 --> 01:52:42,900
Yeah.

2768
01:52:42,900 --> 01:52:43,900
We've changed our rules.

2769
01:52:43,900 --> 01:52:49,020
I want to see a Mike movie and maybe the start of Summer of Statham.

2770
01:52:49,020 --> 01:52:50,020
Oh boy.

2771
01:52:50,020 --> 01:52:56,660
Because I might just tag along with you it's only interrupted by Andy once out of two.

2772
01:52:56,660 --> 01:52:58,660
Battlefield Earth.

2773
01:52:58,660 --> 01:52:59,660
Wow.

2774
01:52:59,660 --> 01:53:03,500
So you decided after having the one that we all went oh yeah dude just when you mentioned

2775
01:53:03,500 --> 01:53:04,500
it.

2776
01:53:04,500 --> 01:53:05,500
You didn't like Battlefield Earth?

2777
01:53:05,500 --> 01:53:07,500
Well I've never watched it.

2778
01:53:07,500 --> 01:53:08,500
Dude it's not.

2779
01:53:08,500 --> 01:53:09,500
It's never seen.

2780
01:53:09,500 --> 01:53:10,500
No OK.

2781
01:53:10,500 --> 01:53:11,500
Visually speaking.

2782
01:53:11,500 --> 01:53:13,140
Bro I'm not even against it.

2783
01:53:13,140 --> 01:53:14,580
I'm not even against it.

2784
01:53:14,580 --> 01:53:17,500
It's one of those movies that everyone says is notoriously bad.

2785
01:53:17,500 --> 01:53:18,500
I get it.

2786
01:53:18,500 --> 01:53:19,500
I've seen some movies.

2787
01:53:19,500 --> 01:53:20,500
It's just because John Travolta is an alien.

2788
01:53:20,500 --> 01:53:21,500
That's the only thing.

2789
01:53:21,500 --> 01:53:22,500
And it looks weird.

2790
01:53:22,500 --> 01:53:23,500
And Forrest Whitaker is an alien.

2791
01:53:23,500 --> 01:53:24,580
And they look weird.

2792
01:53:24,580 --> 01:53:25,580
Everything else.

2793
01:53:25,580 --> 01:53:26,580
Everything else.

2794
01:53:26,580 --> 01:53:27,580
It's also.

2795
01:53:27,580 --> 01:53:28,580
It is also based on the religion.

2796
01:53:28,580 --> 01:53:29,580
The movie.

2797
01:53:29,580 --> 01:53:32,580
I haven't seen it in a very very long time.

2798
01:53:32,580 --> 01:53:33,580
I think that's part of the problem.

2799
01:53:33,580 --> 01:53:38,980
So I can talk about it a little bit based on my very fringy memories of it.

2800
01:53:38,980 --> 01:53:45,540
It's really cool to see Earth as it's been destroyed.

2801
01:53:45,540 --> 01:53:49,840
As it's been destroyed a long time ago and all the people that are alive now don't know

2802
01:53:49,840 --> 01:53:51,700
fucking shit about the Earth.

2803
01:53:51,700 --> 01:53:54,420
They're ruining this for me.

2804
01:53:54,420 --> 01:53:55,420
I hate spoilers.

2805
01:53:55,420 --> 01:53:56,420
It's not a spoiler.

2806
01:53:56,420 --> 01:53:57,420
You're giving me the plot.

2807
01:53:57,420 --> 01:53:58,420
I don't want the plot.

2808
01:53:58,420 --> 01:53:59,420
I'm going to watch this.

2809
01:53:59,420 --> 01:54:00,420
You know what?

2810
01:54:00,420 --> 01:54:03,540
If we had internet we could go look at the whatever for this movie.

2811
01:54:03,540 --> 01:54:04,540
And it would be the description.

2812
01:54:04,540 --> 01:54:05,540
The back of a DVD.

2813
01:54:05,540 --> 01:54:06,540
That would be the description.

2814
01:54:06,540 --> 01:54:08,540
Nobody knows what the fuck happened.

2815
01:54:08,540 --> 01:54:11,940
They refer to us as gods and shit.

2816
01:54:11,940 --> 01:54:12,940
Wait you're from LA.

2817
01:54:12,940 --> 01:54:13,940
Just go back to your Scientology.

2818
01:54:13,940 --> 01:54:14,940
You'll know the story.

2819
01:54:14,940 --> 01:54:15,940
Well I was actually.

2820
01:54:15,940 --> 01:54:16,940
We'll get into it next week.

2821
01:54:16,940 --> 01:54:17,940
That's another thing.

2822
01:54:17,940 --> 01:54:18,940
It's like John Travolta's saying that.

2823
01:54:18,940 --> 01:54:20,940
And I bet he gets so much shit.

2824
01:54:20,940 --> 01:54:21,940
He's like yeah I'm Scientology.

2825
01:54:21,940 --> 01:54:24,140
He's like yeah you were in Battlefield Earth dude.

2826
01:54:24,140 --> 01:54:25,140
Shut the fuck up.

2827
01:54:25,140 --> 01:54:26,140
Isn't he a Scientologist?

2828
01:54:26,140 --> 01:54:27,140
Yes.

2829
01:54:27,140 --> 01:54:28,140
That's what they get.

2830
01:54:28,140 --> 01:54:30,940
The movie gets the hate from the Scientology connection.

2831
01:54:30,940 --> 01:54:31,940
Well sure.

2832
01:54:31,940 --> 01:54:32,940
Yeah.

2833
01:54:32,940 --> 01:54:38,100
But we'll get into my brush with Scientology next week.

2834
01:54:38,100 --> 01:54:43,500
Well this has been a on location in chloride.

2835
01:54:43,500 --> 01:54:44,500
Weird.

2836
01:54:44,500 --> 01:54:45,500
Internetless.

2837
01:54:45,500 --> 01:54:46,500
Internetless.

2838
01:54:46,500 --> 01:54:50,140
We're in a room with this giant weird bulb that we didn't even really address.

2839
01:54:50,140 --> 01:54:52,300
Yeah it's a giant light bulb in this studio.

2840
01:54:52,300 --> 01:54:53,300
Giant light bulb.

2841
01:54:53,300 --> 01:54:54,300
It's a cool light bulb.

2842
01:54:54,300 --> 01:54:55,300
It's about the size of my head.

2843
01:54:55,300 --> 01:54:56,300
It's about the size of your head.

2844
01:54:56,300 --> 01:54:58,300
There's a filament in there that's pretty.

2845
01:54:58,300 --> 01:54:59,300
Yeah.

2846
01:54:59,300 --> 01:55:00,300
Yeah.

2847
01:55:00,300 --> 01:55:01,300
Do that.

2848
01:55:01,300 --> 01:55:02,300
We also got it on camera maybe.

2849
01:55:02,300 --> 01:55:03,300
I don't know.

2850
01:55:03,300 --> 01:55:04,300
But uh.

2851
01:55:04,300 --> 01:55:05,300
Smiley face.

2852
01:55:05,300 --> 01:55:06,300
B minus.

2853
01:55:06,300 --> 01:55:09,980
We're watching Battlefield Earth next week.

2854
01:55:09,980 --> 01:55:10,980
God help us.

2855
01:55:10,980 --> 01:55:11,980
Or sorry.

2856
01:55:11,980 --> 01:55:12,980
Thetans help us.

2857
01:55:12,980 --> 01:55:13,980
Thetans help us.

2858
01:55:13,980 --> 01:55:14,980
Or whatever the fuck.

2859
01:55:14,980 --> 01:55:21,820
And I guess we'll do a personality test with you all next week.

2860
01:55:21,820 --> 01:55:28,260
With me as always is Austin's got a grumpy face feral.

2861
01:55:28,260 --> 01:55:31,460
Yo Ana get at me.

2862
01:55:31,460 --> 01:55:34,100
Michael's got an old face larsen.

2863
01:55:34,100 --> 01:55:38,780
Yeah he's just upset because we're deserting him in chloride.

2864
01:55:38,780 --> 01:55:39,780
And I'm your host.

2865
01:55:39,780 --> 01:55:41,260
Get the fuck out of my hotel room.

2866
01:55:41,260 --> 01:55:44,060
Why aren't your shoes on?

2867
01:55:44,060 --> 01:55:45,060
I'm your host.

2868
01:55:45,060 --> 01:55:47,460
I didn't tell you you could have my waters that are.

2869
01:55:47,460 --> 01:55:50,740
I brought this from home.

2870
01:55:50,740 --> 01:55:51,740
From the bar.

2871
01:55:51,740 --> 01:55:53,860
From the bar home.

2872
01:55:53,860 --> 01:55:57,020
I'm your host Andy Autistic Face.

2873
01:55:57,020 --> 01:55:58,020
Damn dude.

2874
01:55:58,020 --> 01:55:59,020
Rice.

2875
01:55:59,020 --> 01:56:00,020
I'm autistic.

2876
01:56:00,020 --> 01:56:01,340
I feel offended now.

2877
01:56:01,340 --> 01:56:02,340
I am autistic.

2878
01:56:02,340 --> 01:56:03,340
I am too.

2879
01:56:03,340 --> 01:56:05,740
Well then sorry I'll bring it back.

2880
01:56:05,740 --> 01:56:09,740
I'm Andy Ted Cruz Face Rice.

2881
01:56:09,740 --> 01:56:11,740
There you go.

2882
01:56:11,740 --> 01:56:14,820
This has been Fried Rice Podcast.

2883
01:56:14,820 --> 01:56:16,140
We've been fried.

2884
01:56:16,140 --> 01:56:18,900
We've been in chloride.

2885
01:56:18,900 --> 01:56:19,900
See y'all next week.

2886
01:56:19,900 --> 01:56:20,900
Peace.

2887
01:56:20,900 --> 01:56:21,900
Peace out.

2888
01:56:21,900 --> 01:56:48,300
Thanks for watching.