1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:17,460 CristUD lower rate 2 00:00:17,460 --> 00:00:19,460 oh 3 00:00:28,380 --> 00:00:30,380 It's a podcast you gotta hear 4 00:00:30,700 --> 00:00:32,700 For laughs and talking cheer 5 00:00:33,340 --> 00:00:38,100 It's the fried rice always a surprise with any rice and stoner crew 6 00:00:38,100 --> 00:00:40,100 Got 7 00:00:40,100 --> 00:00:42,100 Has 8 00:00:42,100 --> 00:00:44,100 We 9 00:01:05,180 --> 00:01:09,100 Okay, I'm not gonna have a listen to the whole two minutes of that but 10 00:01:09,100 --> 00:01:10,780 And 11 00:01:10,780 --> 00:01:12,780 Welcome to another 12 00:01:13,220 --> 00:01:15,660 AI music filled episode 13 00:01:16,340 --> 00:01:22,980 Fried rice podcast. I'm your host Andy rice. Let's get fried with me as always is cage 14 00:01:24,180 --> 00:01:26,780 It's weird because I need to add a middle 15 00:01:27,700 --> 00:01:32,580 Descriptor between the first and last name, but it already is a weird thing to say together 16 00:01:32,980 --> 00:01:34,980 So this doesn't really make any sense 17 00:01:34,980 --> 00:01:38,540 Pickle cage pickle. Yeah, thank you. It's an honor 18 00:01:39,660 --> 00:01:41,660 with me as always is 19 00:01:42,020 --> 00:01:45,140 Cellios, thank you very much. I've waited make you feel better 20 00:01:45,900 --> 00:01:48,340 Did you see what I named the episode for prayer? 21 00:01:48,340 --> 00:01:52,980 Yes, it's called Mike has a stupid nickname and I hope the internet remembers that forever 22 00:01:52,980 --> 00:02:00,260 he calls himself cellios because a fucking crank because you can't kill cellios because he's always fucked, you know, just blah blah blah and 23 00:02:00,260 --> 00:02:06,820 And we have this thing where we're constantly trying to kill Mike and he's just it won't it just hasn't worked 24 00:02:06,940 --> 00:02:12,780 Nothing's stuck, right? I've poisoned almost anything I've ever given him like I spray a little rat poison on it every single time 25 00:02:12,780 --> 00:02:16,020 I'm handing him his treat. I've put arsenic in his water 26 00:02:17,180 --> 00:02:19,380 It's Michael Larson everybody. Hey everybody 27 00:02:19,380 --> 00:02:32,380 With us as always is it actually took him two weeks to drive here this time. Oh, it's Austin Trope two weeks to get here today. Phil! 28 00:02:32,380 --> 00:02:38,580 Check me out on machinima. Machinima. Yes. That's my favorite recurring bit. There's two things that I love 29 00:02:38,580 --> 00:02:41,580 It's the descriptions of the episodes if you look down at the hotline 30 00:02:41,580 --> 00:02:44,420 There's a little special thing in the description for you each week 31 00:02:44,420 --> 00:02:50,180 And it's fine Austin on whatever obscure internet thing that he found 32 00:02:50,180 --> 00:02:57,580 Defunked internet. Machinima is not only defunked but there's actually a huge chunk of it that just got straight deleted 33 00:02:57,580 --> 00:03:02,940 I don't remember. Yeah, because the Solace Corporation bought it and Rooster Teeth is gone now, too 34 00:03:02,940 --> 00:03:04,940 I think machinima was like 35 00:03:04,940 --> 00:03:08,940 Was it like flash animations? It's like a thing between machine and cinema obviously 36 00:03:08,940 --> 00:03:15,940 It was like, you know red versus blue and you know a bunch of youtubers were under that wing and then it just kind of fell apart 37 00:03:15,940 --> 00:03:19,940 they fucked a bunch of people over like one of my favorite youtubers bro team and 38 00:03:21,940 --> 00:03:26,940 Now it's just gone. There's only remnants of it left, you know RB and the chief, you know like old 39 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:30,940 So it's when YouTube was paying those groups to do things separately 40 00:03:30,940 --> 00:03:34,940 It was a giant chunk of internet history that's gone now and sad 41 00:03:34,940 --> 00:03:36,940 Newgrounds is still up 42 00:03:36,940 --> 00:03:38,940 Newgrounds is still around Albino Black Sheep 43 00:03:38,940 --> 00:03:40,940 Anyone? 44 00:03:40,940 --> 00:03:42,940 No? Is that Newgrounds? 45 00:03:42,940 --> 00:03:44,940 No, it was like 46 00:03:44,940 --> 00:03:46,940 Oh, how about a 47 00:03:46,940 --> 00:03:48,940 How about joecartoon.com? 48 00:03:48,940 --> 00:03:50,940 JoeCartoons! 49 00:03:50,940 --> 00:03:52,940 Put a fucking hamster in a blender 50 00:03:52,940 --> 00:03:54,940 Put Osama Bin Laden in a blender was one of them too 51 00:03:54,940 --> 00:03:56,940 Fuck you, I'm on strike! 52 00:03:56,940 --> 00:03:58,940 Just killing animals 53 00:03:58,940 --> 00:04:00,940 I tried to find it, I can't find it 54 00:04:00,940 --> 00:04:03,940 Put a hamster in a microwave 55 00:04:03,940 --> 00:04:06,940 And you like oh no 56 00:04:06,940 --> 00:04:13,940 I think it's the the one that's fucked up is holding a you you have a hamster and he's in a pool of piranhas and 57 00:04:13,940 --> 00:04:16,940 Every time you click him the piranhas come by and take a bite out of him, right? 58 00:04:16,940 --> 00:04:19,940 And the whole time he's like, hey man, come on, let me out 59 00:04:19,940 --> 00:04:21,940 I'm just kidding, like leave me alone 60 00:04:21,940 --> 00:04:23,940 And it takes bite, oh fuck that hurt 61 00:04:23,940 --> 00:04:25,940 Come on, please stop it. Let me live 62 00:04:25,940 --> 00:04:30,940 Another one bites and it's just uh, it just gets down to like his uh, when they bite his nuts off he goes really? 63 00:04:30,940 --> 00:04:31,940 Really? 64 00:04:31,940 --> 00:04:32,940 Fuck you 65 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:34,940 He like says, fuck you, you eat my nuts 66 00:04:34,940 --> 00:04:37,940 There's a bunch of, there's one where you put the hamster in the microwave 67 00:04:37,940 --> 00:04:39,940 And the different levels you put it on 68 00:04:39,940 --> 00:04:42,940 And he cries, he like he's banging on the fucking thing to get out 69 00:04:42,940 --> 00:04:43,940 Make him explode 70 00:04:43,940 --> 00:04:44,940 It's horrific 71 00:04:44,940 --> 00:04:46,940 This sounds worse than quiet on set 72 00:04:46,940 --> 00:04:48,940 There's one thing like, oh okay, one more, one more 73 00:04:48,940 --> 00:04:50,940 Which does not sound better 74 00:04:50,940 --> 00:04:53,940 I'm gonna lose it if I don't bring it up is Homestar Runner 75 00:04:53,940 --> 00:04:54,940 Homestar Runner 76 00:04:54,940 --> 00:04:55,940 Strong Bad Email 77 00:04:55,940 --> 00:04:57,940 To email, to email 78 00:04:57,940 --> 00:04:59,940 They made, they recently 79 00:04:59,940 --> 00:05:05,940 Okay, so one of my favorite genres of video game are point and click adventures 80 00:05:05,940 --> 00:05:07,940 If you're unfamiliar with them 81 00:05:07,940 --> 00:05:11,940 Think Monkey Island, think Day of the Tentacle 82 00:05:11,940 --> 00:05:16,940 Which basically is like a very typically cartoony game 83 00:05:16,940 --> 00:05:20,940 That you, your character, you're not fighting people 84 00:05:20,940 --> 00:05:22,940 You're just sort of clicking on one side of the room 85 00:05:22,940 --> 00:05:24,940 You can walk over there and it's all puzzles, right? 86 00:05:24,940 --> 00:05:28,940 But they're, but the LucasArts ones are phenomenal 87 00:05:28,940 --> 00:05:30,940 They're very funny and I brought this up because 88 00:05:30,940 --> 00:05:32,940 What did you just say prior to that? 89 00:05:32,940 --> 00:05:34,940 Old obscure things that you just 90 00:05:34,940 --> 00:05:37,940 That's the number one rule 91 00:05:37,940 --> 00:05:40,940 That's the number one rule 92 00:05:40,940 --> 00:05:44,940 Fucking Cage Pickle, you son of a bitch 93 00:05:44,940 --> 00:05:47,940 No wait, wait, shit 94 00:05:47,940 --> 00:05:50,940 What were we just, no, no, no, come on, before that I'm losing it 95 00:05:50,940 --> 00:05:52,940 Yeah, I know and I got there because 96 00:05:52,940 --> 00:05:54,940 Joe Cartoons, they did point and 97 00:05:54,940 --> 00:05:56,940 Yeah, that's something to do Joe Carto- 98 00:05:56,940 --> 00:05:57,940 Oh, Strong Bad 99 00:05:57,940 --> 00:05:58,940 Yeah, yeah, Home Star Runner 100 00:05:58,940 --> 00:05:59,940 No, no, no, Home Star Runner 101 00:05:59,940 --> 00:06:00,940 Don't let me lose this 102 00:06:00,940 --> 00:06:03,940 Alright, so there was a new 103 00:06:03,940 --> 00:06:07,940 So the point and click adventure genre sort of died down 104 00:06:07,940 --> 00:06:09,940 In the mid to late 90s 105 00:06:09,940 --> 00:06:12,940 But then it got resurrected when 106 00:06:12,940 --> 00:06:14,940 What's that company? Telltale 107 00:06:14,940 --> 00:06:18,940 Started doing an advanced version of a point and click 108 00:06:18,940 --> 00:06:20,940 Where you're actually walking around with your character 109 00:06:20,940 --> 00:06:22,940 But it's still the same stuff, right? 110 00:06:22,940 --> 00:06:25,940 It's still make decisions, do puzzles, right? 111 00:06:25,940 --> 00:06:27,940 Can't go here, can't go there kind of thing 112 00:06:27,940 --> 00:06:29,940 I always run into that shit with those kind of games 113 00:06:29,940 --> 00:06:31,940 Oh, and you could play some of the older ones 114 00:06:31,940 --> 00:06:33,940 And get to like near the end 115 00:06:33,940 --> 00:06:36,940 And not have the one little piece of puzzle that you need 116 00:06:36,940 --> 00:06:38,940 That you should have gotten in the beginning of the game 117 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:39,940 That you have to backtrack to 118 00:06:39,940 --> 00:06:40,940 It can get annoying 119 00:06:40,940 --> 00:06:42,940 You accidentally sequence break, broke the game 120 00:06:42,940 --> 00:06:43,940 Yeah, no you can 121 00:06:43,940 --> 00:06:44,940 You can soft lock it for sure 122 00:06:44,940 --> 00:06:45,940 They're Quake without guns 123 00:06:45,940 --> 00:06:48,940 But there's a, well no, no, no, no, no 124 00:06:48,940 --> 00:06:51,940 Actually that's what I remember about Quake, all the puzzles 125 00:06:51,940 --> 00:06:52,940 Yeah, you go do the puzzles 126 00:06:52,940 --> 00:06:53,940 I'm gonna have to disagree with you 127 00:06:53,940 --> 00:06:55,940 You know, different tools, you have to use certain tools 128 00:06:55,940 --> 00:06:56,940 Find the right tools 129 00:06:56,940 --> 00:06:59,940 Well sure, but Quake is a first person shooter 130 00:06:59,940 --> 00:07:00,940 I said without the guns 131 00:07:00,940 --> 00:07:03,940 No, no, no, not at all, no, no, no 132 00:07:03,940 --> 00:07:07,940 I would put those on such the opposite ends of the video game spectrum 133 00:07:07,940 --> 00:07:10,940 You couldn't be further off 134 00:07:10,940 --> 00:07:15,940 Saying that Day of the Tentacle is like Quake without the guns 135 00:07:15,940 --> 00:07:17,940 Is like saying, no, no, I'm sorry 136 00:07:17,940 --> 00:07:20,940 No, no, maybe, yeah, okay, sure 137 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:23,940 Yeah, that's a first person with some cute funny stuff 138 00:07:23,940 --> 00:07:25,940 Sure, condemned to bloodshed 139 00:07:25,940 --> 00:07:30,940 But to say that, to say that Day of the Tentacle is like Quake without the guns 140 00:07:30,940 --> 00:07:32,940 I'm trying to think of an equivalent and it's so difficult 141 00:07:32,940 --> 00:07:34,940 I've never seen Day of the Tentacle, I have no idea what it is 142 00:07:34,940 --> 00:07:40,940 It's like saying that the Matrix is the Wizard of Oz without the music 143 00:07:40,940 --> 00:07:41,940 Okay 144 00:07:41,940 --> 00:07:44,940 It's about someone that goes somewhere they're not supposed to go 145 00:07:44,940 --> 00:07:47,940 They meet crazy people 146 00:07:47,940 --> 00:07:48,940 You see what I'm saying? 147 00:07:48,940 --> 00:07:49,940 Yeah 148 00:07:49,940 --> 00:07:53,940 But they're so fundamentally different things 149 00:07:53,940 --> 00:07:55,940 Sound and music without the music 150 00:07:55,940 --> 00:07:56,940 Yeah 151 00:07:56,940 --> 00:07:58,940 You wouldn't find them, no, no 152 00:07:58,940 --> 00:07:59,940 Nazis 153 00:07:59,940 --> 00:08:03,940 No, because that's just like Schindler's List or something 154 00:08:03,940 --> 00:08:07,940 That's just a Nazi, that's just, or the newest movie, really what that is 155 00:08:07,940 --> 00:08:14,940 Sound and music without the music is that one movie that just was up for a bunch of Oscars 156 00:08:14,940 --> 00:08:17,940 The Quiet, The Quiet Place? No, not The Quiet Place 157 00:08:17,940 --> 00:08:22,940 That's that movie with the monsters 158 00:08:22,940 --> 00:08:24,940 Which is basically the same thing, right Mike? What did you say? 159 00:08:24,940 --> 00:08:25,940 The Crying Game 160 00:08:25,940 --> 00:08:27,940 No, not, what's The Crying Game? 161 00:08:27,940 --> 00:08:28,940 Oh don't look it up 162 00:08:28,940 --> 00:08:29,940 I'm not gonna hold it up 163 00:08:29,940 --> 00:08:30,940 Don't look it up 164 00:08:30,940 --> 00:08:31,940 Especially if it's a Nazi movie 165 00:08:31,940 --> 00:08:32,940 Save Sir John 166 00:08:32,940 --> 00:08:36,940 German movie, Oscars, 2024 167 00:08:36,940 --> 00:08:38,940 This was actually Zone of Interest 168 00:08:38,940 --> 00:08:46,940 And the reason Zone of Interest is so interesting is because it's about a German family of an officer 169 00:08:46,940 --> 00:08:49,940 Who works at Auschwitz, I think it's Auschwitz, the concentration camp 170 00:08:49,940 --> 00:08:55,940 And they have a suburban, idyllic life right outside the camp, sort of 171 00:08:55,940 --> 00:09:00,940 And they have to, and so the whole, I don't even think you go, I think the controversy was 172 00:09:00,940 --> 00:09:06,940 They don't even show what's happening in Auschwitz, it's literally just a, like a dark, like this family 173 00:09:06,940 --> 00:09:12,940 Trying to live an ideal life while they know it, he's knowingly going to work and torturing people 174 00:09:12,940 --> 00:09:13,940 And killing people 175 00:09:13,940 --> 00:09:15,940 Oh so they have a whole life of a guard 176 00:09:15,940 --> 00:09:21,940 Of a guard, of like a high ranking official in like, it looks dark 177 00:09:21,940 --> 00:09:24,940 It looks like, I'm gonna watch it at some point because 178 00:09:24,940 --> 00:09:27,940 He's at home and his wife's like, hey babe how was work? 179 00:09:27,940 --> 00:09:34,940 Yeah I mean probably, and that's what makes it like a nerve wracking kind of like, you gotta be prepared for it when you're like that I think 180 00:09:34,940 --> 00:09:37,940 But think about that, think about like being Eva Braun even 181 00:09:37,940 --> 00:09:40,940 Yeah, you have to marry your cousin 182 00:09:40,940 --> 00:09:42,940 Is there a scene where it's like, your kid is dead? 183 00:09:42,940 --> 00:09:45,940 Eva Braun and Hitler, yeah, it's like, it's just sad 184 00:09:45,940 --> 00:09:47,940 I have the same birthday as Eva Braun 185 00:09:47,940 --> 00:09:48,940 Do you? 186 00:09:47,940 --> 00:09:49,940 I do, it's weird 187 00:09:49,940 --> 00:09:52,940 Also Alec Baldwin 188 00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:54,940 And Ronald Reagan 189 00:09:54,940 --> 00:09:55,940 Dude, a thousand here 190 00:09:55,940 --> 00:09:58,940 Is Axel Rose still okay? Cause same birthday with him 191 00:09:58,940 --> 00:09:59,940 Bob Marley 192 00:09:59,940 --> 00:10:00,940 Okay there she goes 193 00:10:00,940 --> 00:10:02,940 Babe Ruth 194 00:10:02,940 --> 00:10:07,940 You can't put Alec Baldwin in that otherwise, oh turns out it was a real Auschwitz, oh no 195 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:09,940 Oh shit 196 00:10:09,940 --> 00:10:19,940 On the set of the new Auschwitz movie, Alec Baldwin just genocide some crew on accident 197 00:10:19,940 --> 00:10:23,940 He didn't check to make sure that it was, I'm not gonna go any further with this joke 198 00:10:23,940 --> 00:10:27,940 It's not even a joke, the Holocaust is a real thing that happened, it was a crime against humanity 199 00:10:27,940 --> 00:10:31,940 We should all forever remember and never forget and it'll never happen again 200 00:10:31,940 --> 00:10:33,940 Do you know why? 201 00:10:33,940 --> 00:10:35,940 Cage Pickle took his hat off for this conversation 202 00:10:35,940 --> 00:10:38,940 Do you know why Hitler didn't drink? 203 00:10:38,940 --> 00:10:39,940 No 204 00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:40,940 It made him mean 205 00:10:40,940 --> 00:10:43,940 He's a mean drunk 206 00:10:43,940 --> 00:10:45,940 He's a mean drunk 207 00:10:45,940 --> 00:10:47,940 He did a bunch of math 208 00:10:47,940 --> 00:10:50,940 Have you seen about the fucking, oh he had pics of him just like 209 00:10:50,940 --> 00:10:56,940 Fuck, I hate black people, what's going on? 210 00:10:56,940 --> 00:10:58,940 Don't clip that 211 00:10:58,940 --> 00:11:04,940 That was, I should have done it in a German accent so that way you know I'm doing Hitler 212 00:11:04,940 --> 00:11:07,940 This has been a fun opening 213 00:11:07,940 --> 00:11:09,940 Good, good, good, strong 10 minutes 214 00:11:09,940 --> 00:11:12,940 Before we even hit record we were talking about Clyde on set 215 00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:15,940 Which I finally finished, if you're listening to the podcast we finally 216 00:11:15,940 --> 00:11:17,940 Did you watch the fifth episode then? 217 00:11:17,940 --> 00:11:19,940 Actually we did not finish it because in a few days there's 218 00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:21,940 No it's already out, it's out 219 00:11:21,940 --> 00:11:23,940 The fifth episode's out, I watched about half of it 220 00:11:23,940 --> 00:11:25,940 It's where they talk to Josh 221 00:11:25,940 --> 00:11:27,940 I thought you said April 16th that it comes out 222 00:11:27,940 --> 00:11:29,940 They talk to Josh Peck again 223 00:11:29,940 --> 00:11:31,940 Yeah, Drake Bell he means 224 00:11:31,940 --> 00:11:33,940 Oh sorry, yeah the other one, yeah Drake Bell 225 00:11:33,940 --> 00:11:38,940 They talk to Drake Bell after, like they talk to a lot of them after the documentary came out 226 00:11:38,940 --> 00:11:41,940 I didn't get to the end, I stopped watching when it was that 227 00:11:41,940 --> 00:11:43,940 When it was that chubbier 228 00:11:43,940 --> 00:11:45,940 The chubbier kid 229 00:11:45,940 --> 00:11:47,940 Because at that point he was just like 230 00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:50,940 Yeah I was there, there was probably some creepy stuff going on 231 00:11:50,940 --> 00:11:53,940 I don't know, it's just like they tagged one more guy 232 00:11:53,940 --> 00:11:56,940 And then everyone else was just like, it's like that Tiger King episode 233 00:11:56,940 --> 00:11:58,940 The one after Tiger King ended 234 00:11:58,940 --> 00:12:00,940 It was a great show and then they just screwed it up 235 00:12:00,940 --> 00:12:04,940 And then you're just like, oh thanks Joel McHale who I typically like 236 00:12:04,940 --> 00:12:08,940 And I'm glad you got that money for Tiger King, the bonus episode 237 00:12:08,940 --> 00:12:11,940 The big wrench in that show for me, the quiet on set thing 238 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:14,940 With Drake Bell, it's like yeah it's a terrible fucking thing happened to him 239 00:12:16,940 --> 00:12:19,940 The fucking, oh Legion of Skanks went so hard on him 240 00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:23,940 They were just like, for four years he was going to that guy's house to get real 241 00:12:23,940 --> 00:12:26,940 It sounds like he just had a gay relationship with this guy 242 00:12:26,940 --> 00:12:28,940 They were just, they went fucking hard 243 00:12:28,940 --> 00:12:30,940 They were just like, they got blasted online 244 00:12:30,940 --> 00:12:32,940 They were like, this is worse than the Neds 245 00:12:32,940 --> 00:12:34,940 That was Legion of Skanks, not us 246 00:12:34,940 --> 00:12:36,940 Don't clip that 247 00:12:36,940 --> 00:12:40,940 But the Neds declassified one you were talking about 248 00:12:40,940 --> 00:12:42,940 Where they were like 249 00:12:42,940 --> 00:12:44,940 Yeah talking about blowing each other and stuff 250 00:12:44,940 --> 00:12:46,940 They were like, this is worse than the Neds 251 00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:48,940 And they were like, yeah I'm sure ours is way worse 252 00:12:48,940 --> 00:12:50,940 But the big wrench in it though was that like 253 00:12:50,940 --> 00:12:53,940 Drake Bell got in trouble like a couple years ago for like 254 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:55,940 I saw that 255 00:12:55,940 --> 00:12:58,940 He does it in the thing very quickly 256 00:12:58,940 --> 00:13:01,940 Very quickly that, oh he just said some inappropriate things to him 257 00:13:01,940 --> 00:13:03,940 It was Drake fucking Bell 258 00:13:03,940 --> 00:13:05,940 Was it a man? 259 00:13:05,940 --> 00:13:07,940 No, it was a boy 260 00:13:07,940 --> 00:13:09,940 It was an underage girl he was talking to 261 00:13:09,940 --> 00:13:11,940 Now from what it says, I looked at it 262 00:13:11,940 --> 00:13:13,940 So I did some diving after 263 00:13:13,940 --> 00:13:15,940 Looking into everybody because that's what you do 264 00:13:15,940 --> 00:13:17,940 You don't want to see what everyone's up to 265 00:13:17,940 --> 00:13:21,940 And what it says is that he cut off communication 266 00:13:21,940 --> 00:13:24,940 When he found out that they were underage 267 00:13:24,940 --> 00:13:27,940 So he was inappropriately texting someone 268 00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:30,940 And then found out that they were underage and stopped 269 00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:33,940 And if that is the case, then so be it 270 00:13:33,940 --> 00:13:35,940 If that's him covering his ass 271 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:37,940 Then I mean we'll never know 272 00:13:37,940 --> 00:13:41,940 But what happened to him regardless of what he did later on as an adult 273 00:13:41,940 --> 00:13:45,940 Is bad, horrific, should never have happened 274 00:13:45,940 --> 00:13:47,940 I mean now that I hear the Legion of Skank's point of view 275 00:13:47,940 --> 00:13:50,940 But I don't think it happened for years on end 276 00:13:50,940 --> 00:13:52,940 Like I think it was probably, it wasn't like a probably 277 00:13:52,940 --> 00:13:54,940 And every day he'd go over 278 00:13:54,940 --> 00:13:56,940 But it was your 279 00:13:56,940 --> 00:13:59,940 You have to pretend you're a kid though with somebody who has power over you 280 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:02,940 And that doesn't, that dynamic is the problem 281 00:14:02,940 --> 00:14:05,940 It can't be a relationship, it's impossible for that to be a relationship 282 00:14:05,940 --> 00:14:07,940 I don't know, their goal is to be as like offense 283 00:14:07,940 --> 00:14:09,940 It's literally dubbed the world's most offensive podcast 284 00:14:09,940 --> 00:14:11,940 And it's very funny 285 00:14:11,940 --> 00:14:13,940 No, no, no, no, I'm not, yeah you don't have to defend the Skanks 286 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,940 I think it is funny 287 00:14:15,940 --> 00:14:17,940 I'm just from a 288 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,940 You can't defend them 289 00:14:19,940 --> 00:14:22,940 You can just like them or not like them, that's it too 290 00:14:22,940 --> 00:14:24,940 You have to remember his humor is all 291 00:14:24,940 --> 00:14:26,940 They do it so we don't have to 292 00:14:28,940 --> 00:14:31,940 But I mean it was probably, I'm just saying 293 00:14:31,940 --> 00:14:34,940 If you were getting raped by someone at that age 294 00:14:34,940 --> 00:14:37,940 And it was probably like a 295 00:14:37,940 --> 00:14:39,940 Every now and then kind of thing 296 00:14:39,940 --> 00:14:41,940 Where he just couldn't escape the situation 297 00:14:41,940 --> 00:14:43,940 You know, but I don't think it was 298 00:14:43,940 --> 00:14:46,940 He probably wasn't over at this dude's house every single day 299 00:14:46,940 --> 00:14:48,940 Just like knowing what's up gonna happen 300 00:14:48,940 --> 00:14:50,940 And then just being like alright let's 301 00:14:50,940 --> 00:14:52,940 I guess get, you know, do this thing 302 00:14:52,940 --> 00:14:55,940 I like how all the people that were defending that 303 00:14:55,940 --> 00:14:57,940 The Pickle Man 304 00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,940 They were defending that guy 305 00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:01,940 And they just listed all of them off 306 00:15:01,940 --> 00:15:02,940 They went hard, dude 307 00:15:02,940 --> 00:15:05,940 And I was pausing the thing before she started naming names 308 00:15:05,940 --> 00:15:08,940 Because I was like, I don't even think they'll probably name names 309 00:15:08,940 --> 00:15:11,940 So let me pause on the letters and I read a few of them 310 00:15:11,940 --> 00:15:13,940 Most of them, yeah, were just like 311 00:15:13,940 --> 00:15:15,940 Like, fucking hey, this guy's great 312 00:15:15,940 --> 00:15:18,940 Whatever he did, it was momentary lapse of judgment 313 00:15:18,940 --> 00:15:22,940 Okay, sounds like he put his dick inside a teenage boy 314 00:15:22,940 --> 00:15:24,940 Against that boy's will 315 00:15:24,940 --> 00:15:25,940 And uh 316 00:15:25,940 --> 00:15:26,940 Very poor judgment 317 00:15:26,940 --> 00:15:28,940 Yeah, he was wearing a sundress though 318 00:15:28,940 --> 00:15:29,940 No panties 319 00:15:29,940 --> 00:15:30,940 Who? 320 00:15:30,940 --> 00:15:31,940 The boy 321 00:15:31,940 --> 00:15:34,940 Well, he hasn't seen the documentary 322 00:15:34,940 --> 00:15:38,940 This is just him, I guess, adding his own flavor to the story 323 00:15:38,940 --> 00:15:43,940 Cage Pickle just in his mind wants to see Drake Bell in a little sundress 324 00:15:43,940 --> 00:15:47,940 Maybe put that hat on so people can't read Twitter for people who don't read Twitter 325 00:15:47,940 --> 00:15:50,940 You're anonymous on the audio 326 00:15:50,940 --> 00:15:52,940 We can blur you 327 00:15:52,940 --> 00:15:54,940 Oh yeah, you have an editor now 328 00:15:54,940 --> 00:15:55,940 We can have him blur your face 329 00:15:55,940 --> 00:15:57,940 Yeah, we can blur you 330 00:15:57,940 --> 00:15:59,940 Shout out to 331 00:15:59,940 --> 00:16:02,940 Man, I see, I don't know if he wants to go buy an alias 332 00:16:02,940 --> 00:16:03,940 For the editor 333 00:16:03,940 --> 00:16:05,940 Well, next week 334 00:16:05,940 --> 00:16:06,940 Well 335 00:16:06,940 --> 00:16:07,940 Insert here 336 00:16:07,940 --> 00:16:09,940 Insert here, yeah 337 00:16:09,940 --> 00:16:10,940 Hey man 338 00:16:10,940 --> 00:16:11,940 Is that our new god? 339 00:16:11,940 --> 00:16:15,940 No, because I'm probably going to end up saying his name a thousand times because I'm going to be like 340 00:16:15,940 --> 00:16:17,940 Hey, Tomas, put this in here, put this in there 341 00:16:17,940 --> 00:16:18,940 So it's Tomas 342 00:16:18,940 --> 00:16:19,940 I won't say his last name 343 00:16:19,940 --> 00:16:20,940 But yeah, Tomas 344 00:16:20,940 --> 00:16:22,940 And not the one that's been on the show, a different Tomas 345 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,940 I have multiple Tomas friends, that's how I roll 346 00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:26,940 I'm diverse motherfuckers 347 00:16:26,940 --> 00:16:33,940 And I don't call him Thomas, like I'm stupid and I don't know how to pronounce someone's, you know, ethnic fucking name, alright? 348 00:16:33,940 --> 00:16:36,940 Just like everyone I know that's named David, I call him David 349 00:16:36,940 --> 00:16:40,940 Everyone? Even if they ask you, even if they introduce themselves as my name is David? 350 00:16:40,940 --> 00:16:41,940 Sorry dude, your name's David 351 00:16:41,940 --> 00:16:43,940 Oh, David, thank you 352 00:16:44,940 --> 00:16:45,940 What are some other 353 00:16:45,940 --> 00:16:49,940 He's me at work, that's what I do to new employees constantly, I just don't 354 00:16:49,940 --> 00:16:50,940 Mike does do that 355 00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:53,940 I think it's one of his flexes that he does 356 00:16:53,940 --> 00:16:55,940 Ryan calls you Andrew all the time 357 00:16:55,940 --> 00:16:58,940 No, we got a new kid and what do I call him? I call him Lil Dicky 358 00:16:58,940 --> 00:17:00,940 That is true 359 00:17:00,940 --> 00:17:05,940 And I don't, see the thing is, you call him Lil Dicky because I think he's a skinny white boy with curly-ish hair 360 00:17:05,940 --> 00:17:06,940 Yeah, exactly 361 00:17:06,940 --> 00:17:07,940 And, but that's 362 00:17:07,940 --> 00:17:08,940 Close enough 363 00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:13,940 Much like Quake Without the Guns is a Day in the Tentacle or a Monkey Island 364 00:17:13,940 --> 00:17:16,940 Also personality based, but yes 365 00:17:16,940 --> 00:17:19,940 I think he looks more like Brendan Lee from The Crow 366 00:17:19,940 --> 00:17:20,940 Yes 367 00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:21,940 Before he gets killed 368 00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:22,940 Before he gets killed 369 00:17:22,940 --> 00:17:24,940 And if he was not half Asian 370 00:17:24,940 --> 00:17:26,940 Half hour after that shot 371 00:17:26,940 --> 00:17:30,940 He looks like Brendan Lee from The Crow before he's dead and if he's not half Asian 372 00:17:30,940 --> 00:17:34,940 Did anyone find out where Alec Baldwin was on the day that Brendan Lee got shot on set? 373 00:17:34,940 --> 00:17:35,940 Oh 374 00:17:35,940 --> 00:17:37,940 Sounds great 375 00:17:37,940 --> 00:17:38,940 1996? 376 00:17:38,940 --> 00:17:39,940 He would have been around 377 00:17:39,940 --> 00:17:40,940 Yeah 378 00:17:40,940 --> 00:17:43,940 Do you think that Alec Baldwin is some sort of serial killer? 379 00:17:43,940 --> 00:17:45,940 Just kills people on set? 380 00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:46,940 Was it 1996? 381 00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:47,940 I don't know 382 00:17:47,940 --> 00:17:48,940 Was that the year? 383 00:17:48,940 --> 00:17:50,940 If he's friends with Garth Brooks that's crazy 384 00:17:50,940 --> 00:17:55,940 Because that's interesting because the movie that we were fixing to talk about 385 00:17:55,940 --> 00:17:57,940 Came out in 1996? 386 00:17:57,940 --> 00:17:59,940 Oh, this is 1994 387 00:17:59,940 --> 00:18:01,940 Ah, two years before 388 00:18:01,940 --> 00:18:05,940 So now where was Alec Baldwin? 389 00:18:05,940 --> 00:18:09,940 I was just born so it wasn't me 390 00:18:09,940 --> 00:18:10,940 So you say 391 00:18:10,940 --> 00:18:11,940 You don't think he is in it 392 00:18:11,940 --> 00:18:13,940 Oh, The Shadow 393 00:18:13,940 --> 00:18:14,940 Oh, he was The Shadow 394 00:18:14,940 --> 00:18:23,940 What an interesting title of a movie to have if you're going to disappear into the shadows after killing beloved star Brendan Lee 395 00:18:23,940 --> 00:18:25,940 On Brandon Lee 396 00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:28,940 He was in The Shadows I guess with a sniper rifle 397 00:18:28,940 --> 00:18:29,940 Oh shit 398 00:18:29,940 --> 00:18:30,940 He rebooted his murder? 399 00:18:30,940 --> 00:18:32,940 Shot him from a distance? 400 00:18:32,940 --> 00:18:33,940 Damn bro 401 00:18:33,940 --> 00:18:36,940 Now just for the hell of it type in 402 00:18:36,940 --> 00:18:38,940 Did Alec Baldwin kill 403 00:18:38,940 --> 00:18:40,940 Do you think anyone else has had this theory? 404 00:18:40,940 --> 00:18:41,940 Yeah 405 00:18:41,940 --> 00:18:43,940 Someone's going to now 406 00:18:44,940 --> 00:18:46,940 Look it's the first thing you think of now 407 00:18:46,940 --> 00:18:49,940 Oh shit, did Alec Baldwin kill Brandon Lee? No fucking way 408 00:18:49,940 --> 00:18:53,940 Brandon Lee was killed by a prop gun years before the Rust shooting death 409 00:18:53,940 --> 00:18:55,940 NPR, Brandon Lee was killed by a prop gun years before 410 00:18:55,940 --> 00:18:57,940 In a shooting civil right? 411 00:18:57,940 --> 00:19:01,940 No, that doesn't say he didn't do it 412 00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:02,940 No it does not 413 00:19:02,940 --> 00:19:07,940 In fact, not one of these articles is saying hey where was Alec Baldwin on the day that Brandon Lee 414 00:19:07,940 --> 00:19:12,940 It does say why wasn't anyone charged then if they're going to charge Alec Baldwin now 415 00:19:14,940 --> 00:19:18,940 Why wasn't anyone criminally charged in Brandon Lee's death? 416 00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:20,940 But he was, isn't he serving some time? 417 00:19:20,940 --> 00:19:22,940 That's going to happen to Baldwin 418 00:19:22,940 --> 00:19:23,940 Yeah that's what I'm saying 419 00:19:23,940 --> 00:19:24,940 Why did they not do that? 420 00:19:24,940 --> 00:19:26,940 Do we even know who shot Brandon Lee? 421 00:19:26,940 --> 00:19:28,940 Yeah it says he was shot the same way 422 00:19:28,940 --> 00:19:32,940 But they don't say it, oh shit wait, no, no 423 00:19:32,940 --> 00:19:35,940 Lee's co-star fired, it says right there 424 00:19:35,940 --> 00:19:38,940 Lee's co-star fired a prop gun 425 00:19:38,940 --> 00:19:41,940 No yeah it says co-star, that's not a name 426 00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:45,940 That's what I'm saying, yeah it's not showing 427 00:19:45,940 --> 00:19:46,940 There it is 428 00:19:46,940 --> 00:19:49,940 Wait, Massie was an actor 429 00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:51,940 Yeah it's the scene where they murder them in the beginning 430 00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:52,940 Michael Massie 431 00:19:52,940 --> 00:19:54,940 They just shot it in different sequences 432 00:19:54,940 --> 00:19:57,940 That's why you see him in some parts and other parts they have to digitally 433 00:19:57,940 --> 00:20:02,940 And what I heard was that the original shot of that 434 00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:06,940 You know on the first, he wasn't even pointing at the guy 435 00:20:06,940 --> 00:20:08,940 But they said it didn't look right on camera 436 00:20:08,940 --> 00:20:12,940 So then they went back and it was also like I said 437 00:20:12,940 --> 00:20:17,940 It was a prop bullet that was in there and they put another one behind it 438 00:20:17,940 --> 00:20:19,940 So that's how I understand that 439 00:20:19,940 --> 00:20:20,940 That's fucked up 440 00:20:20,940 --> 00:20:25,940 What has Michael Massie been into since 441 00:20:25,940 --> 00:20:26,940 He's still kind of doing stuff 442 00:20:26,940 --> 00:20:28,940 2016 443 00:20:28,940 --> 00:20:30,940 He was in The Amazing Spider-Man 2 444 00:20:30,940 --> 00:20:33,940 He was The Gentleman, whatever that is 445 00:20:33,940 --> 00:20:37,940 You think people throw him a bone every now and then because they're like 446 00:20:37,940 --> 00:20:38,940 That sucks dude 447 00:20:38,940 --> 00:20:39,940 Poor soul 448 00:20:39,940 --> 00:20:40,940 Poor sorry bro that you 449 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:42,940 He was in The Batman 450 00:20:42,940 --> 00:20:43,940 What? 451 00:20:43,940 --> 00:20:44,940 Rob 452 00:20:44,940 --> 00:20:46,940 A lot of bit parts yeah 453 00:20:46,940 --> 00:20:48,940 He was in Catwoman 2 454 00:20:48,940 --> 00:20:50,940 Cellbinder series 455 00:20:50,940 --> 00:20:52,940 So maybe he's the most DC 456 00:20:52,940 --> 00:20:53,940 He's been in more 457 00:20:53,940 --> 00:20:54,940 Bruce Banner 458 00:20:54,940 --> 00:20:56,940 Yeah he's been Bruce Banner in The Old Adventures 459 00:20:56,940 --> 00:20:59,940 Okay well wait we're not doing IMDB scrolling 460 00:20:59,940 --> 00:21:02,940 We found out that was a bad way to spend time on a podcast 461 00:21:02,940 --> 00:21:04,940 Oh shoot 462 00:21:04,940 --> 00:21:07,940 Okay oh oh shoot 463 00:21:07,940 --> 00:21:09,940 What are we smoking? 464 00:21:09,940 --> 00:21:10,940 Do do do do 465 00:21:10,940 --> 00:21:12,940 Insert music here 466 00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:14,940 I've just been packing some stuff that I had 467 00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,940 I don't know what it's called or where it's from or anything about it 468 00:21:16,940 --> 00:21:20,940 So that's what I brought to the table but what's important is 469 00:21:20,940 --> 00:21:24,940 My mom got a job at Jar so now I get like 3 weed to bring here 470 00:21:24,940 --> 00:21:25,940 Because I never bring weed 471 00:21:25,940 --> 00:21:30,940 And she gave me a Cannabis Oz Cryo Blunt 472 00:21:30,940 --> 00:21:32,940 This one's called Cantaloupe Haze 473 00:21:32,940 --> 00:21:35,940 It's a 1 gram blunt 474 00:21:35,940 --> 00:21:38,940 And it's a 31% THC 475 00:21:38,940 --> 00:21:40,940 And it doesn't really say 476 00:21:40,940 --> 00:21:42,940 Unless you guys can read it better 477 00:21:42,940 --> 00:21:45,940 Whether it's a hybrid or an indica 478 00:21:45,940 --> 00:21:48,940 You guys just know that it's not sativa so there you go 479 00:21:48,940 --> 00:21:50,940 Cannabis Blunt 480 00:21:50,940 --> 00:21:52,940 It's not sativa or it's not indica? 481 00:21:52,940 --> 00:21:54,940 I mean it's not indica 482 00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:57,940 It's cryo infused holy shit 483 00:21:57,940 --> 00:21:58,940 Frozen infused 484 00:21:58,940 --> 00:22:00,940 It's an infused one I guess 485 00:22:00,940 --> 00:22:01,940 Yeah this is going to fuck us up Mike 486 00:22:01,940 --> 00:22:03,940 You ready? 487 00:22:03,940 --> 00:22:05,940 I'm ready 488 00:22:05,940 --> 00:22:06,940 Alright do you want another beer? 489 00:22:06,940 --> 00:22:07,940 Yeah 490 00:22:07,940 --> 00:22:08,940 Alright I don't know if I got another pineapple one 491 00:22:08,940 --> 00:22:10,940 Do you want to try another one of the michellatas? 492 00:22:10,940 --> 00:22:12,940 What the hell is a pineapple beer? 493 00:22:12,940 --> 00:22:17,940 Pineapple michellata 494 00:22:17,940 --> 00:22:20,940 Liqueur acid? 495 00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:22,940 Does it have tomato? 496 00:22:22,940 --> 00:22:24,940 I got lime and salt 497 00:22:24,940 --> 00:22:27,940 Or I got orange 498 00:22:27,940 --> 00:22:28,940 I'm open orange 499 00:22:28,940 --> 00:22:30,940 I'll do lime and salt 500 00:22:30,940 --> 00:22:31,940 Orange then 501 00:22:31,940 --> 00:22:32,940 Because I was coming from Keenman 502 00:22:32,940 --> 00:22:34,940 And I went by the house and grabbed my stuff 503 00:22:34,940 --> 00:22:35,940 I forgot to grab it 504 00:22:35,940 --> 00:22:36,940 I got those packets 505 00:22:36,940 --> 00:22:38,940 Oh you weren't here 506 00:22:38,940 --> 00:22:40,940 You didn't hear us talking about the packets last week 507 00:22:40,940 --> 00:22:41,940 Oh yeah 508 00:22:41,940 --> 00:22:43,940 I have you some packets 509 00:22:43,940 --> 00:22:44,940 You bought some? 510 00:22:44,940 --> 00:22:46,940 Did you say you had some clearance cheese for me or something? 511 00:22:46,940 --> 00:22:48,940 Yeah and then you weren't excited at all 512 00:22:48,940 --> 00:22:49,940 So I'm really debating on giving it to you 513 00:22:49,940 --> 00:22:50,940 Because I'm already 514 00:22:50,940 --> 00:22:51,940 I'm out 515 00:22:51,940 --> 00:22:52,940 I've already gone through 516 00:22:52,940 --> 00:22:53,940 I'm out 517 00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:54,940 I've already gone through 518 00:22:54,940 --> 00:22:55,940 I bought myself two 519 00:22:55,940 --> 00:22:58,940 I'm going back to California in like a week or two 520 00:22:58,940 --> 00:22:59,940 And I'm going to buy myself more 521 00:22:59,940 --> 00:23:01,940 And I'm still debating on whether or not to give it to you 522 00:23:01,940 --> 00:23:04,940 But at the same time you should get it because we love you 523 00:23:04,940 --> 00:23:06,940 And you do so much for the pod 524 00:23:06,940 --> 00:23:08,940 And I'll bring my beef jerky from California next time I go 525 00:23:08,940 --> 00:23:11,940 And next time I'll bring my pickle bread 526 00:23:11,940 --> 00:23:12,940 Family recipe 527 00:23:12,940 --> 00:23:13,940 Are you the pickle man? 528 00:23:13,940 --> 00:23:14,940 Yeah it's made from 529 00:23:14,940 --> 00:23:15,940 Cage pickle 530 00:23:15,940 --> 00:23:16,940 It's made from dildo 531 00:23:16,940 --> 00:23:19,940 What's the name of the pickle man that did that? 532 00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:20,940 Oh shit are you 533 00:23:20,940 --> 00:23:21,940 The pickle man 534 00:23:21,940 --> 00:23:23,940 The guy that raped Drake Bill? 535 00:23:23,940 --> 00:23:26,940 The family recipe made from dildo 536 00:23:26,940 --> 00:23:28,940 Yeah the pickle bread 537 00:23:28,940 --> 00:23:30,940 Do you really have a pickle bread? 538 00:23:30,940 --> 00:23:32,940 Or is that all just a lead up to a joke? 539 00:23:32,940 --> 00:23:34,940 It was all just a setup 540 00:23:34,940 --> 00:23:37,940 Because I don't think I've ever had 541 00:23:37,940 --> 00:23:39,940 These are long setups 542 00:23:39,940 --> 00:23:41,940 I don't think I've ever had pickle bread 543 00:23:41,940 --> 00:23:42,940 I don't know if it's a thing 544 00:23:42,940 --> 00:23:44,940 But it sounded great 545 00:23:44,940 --> 00:23:47,940 I don't know that pickle beer we had in Oben was 546 00:23:47,940 --> 00:23:49,940 You know what though my buddy 547 00:23:49,940 --> 00:23:51,940 I've had pickle nuts 548 00:23:51,940 --> 00:23:52,940 Where's this going? 549 00:23:52,940 --> 00:23:53,940 No that's real 550 00:23:53,940 --> 00:23:54,940 Pickle nuts 551 00:23:54,940 --> 00:23:55,940 Dill pickle nuts 552 00:23:55,940 --> 00:23:56,940 Ok 553 00:23:56,940 --> 00:23:59,940 I literally bought a jar yesterday of dill pickle nuts 554 00:23:59,940 --> 00:24:00,940 I get mine 555 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:03,940 I get the nut sack 556 00:24:03,940 --> 00:24:05,940 I don't get the jar I get the nut sack 557 00:24:05,940 --> 00:24:07,940 Yeah of course 558 00:24:07,940 --> 00:24:09,940 I 559 00:24:09,940 --> 00:24:12,940 My buddy makes this 560 00:24:12,940 --> 00:24:13,940 He makes spicy 561 00:24:13,940 --> 00:24:15,940 He makes homemade spicy pickles 562 00:24:15,940 --> 00:24:17,940 And they are 563 00:24:17,940 --> 00:24:19,940 I'm not a big pickle fan 564 00:24:19,940 --> 00:24:20,940 I don't eat just pickles on their own 565 00:24:20,940 --> 00:24:23,940 But supposedly they're phenomenal 566 00:24:23,940 --> 00:24:26,940 The juice though 567 00:24:26,940 --> 00:24:28,940 That those pickles come in 568 00:24:28,940 --> 00:24:29,940 They squirt out 569 00:24:29,940 --> 00:24:32,940 I do a whiskey shot followed by a pickle back 570 00:24:32,940 --> 00:24:35,940 No it's in a jar 571 00:24:35,940 --> 00:24:37,940 When he gives it to me 572 00:24:37,940 --> 00:24:38,940 I'm sure it does squirt 573 00:24:38,940 --> 00:24:42,940 Ok why are you making everything so sexual 574 00:24:42,940 --> 00:24:43,940 Caged pickle 575 00:24:43,940 --> 00:24:45,940 Oh we are on your whole subject 576 00:24:45,940 --> 00:24:46,940 I should have known 577 00:24:46,940 --> 00:24:48,940 I should have known bringing up pickles 578 00:24:48,940 --> 00:24:51,940 To cage pickle himself 579 00:24:51,940 --> 00:24:53,940 Would be a dicey situation 580 00:24:53,940 --> 00:24:55,940 A cagey situation really 581 00:24:55,940 --> 00:24:58,940 Or testy 582 00:24:58,940 --> 00:25:05,940 I would have liked this fucking thing 583 00:25:05,940 --> 00:25:10,940 Oh this is 584 00:25:10,940 --> 00:25:12,940 Is this a blunt wrap 585 00:25:12,940 --> 00:25:13,940 Yeah it's a blunt 586 00:25:13,940 --> 00:25:14,940 Oh shit 587 00:25:14,940 --> 00:25:16,940 Usually you get drugs 588 00:25:16,940 --> 00:25:20,940 Looks like a cigar 589 00:25:20,940 --> 00:25:24,940 That's a 590 00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:27,940 Cigar size 591 00:25:27,940 --> 00:25:29,940 I don't want it to 592 00:25:29,940 --> 00:25:30,940 Looks like it will go out 593 00:25:30,940 --> 00:25:31,940 No it's not going to 594 00:25:31,940 --> 00:25:34,940 I'm just worried it's going to start bleeding down one side 595 00:25:34,940 --> 00:25:35,940 I'm not a pro down here 596 00:25:35,940 --> 00:25:37,940 I might have to light the other side 597 00:25:37,940 --> 00:25:39,940 We're being too quiet 598 00:25:39,940 --> 00:25:44,940 We're all quiet for a minute 599 00:25:44,940 --> 00:25:47,940 Ok so 600 00:25:47,940 --> 00:25:48,940 Chalada taste test 601 00:25:48,940 --> 00:25:49,940 Yeah 602 00:25:49,940 --> 00:25:50,940 What do you think of orange vs pineapple 603 00:25:50,940 --> 00:25:51,940 What do you prefer 604 00:25:51,940 --> 00:25:52,940 Pineapple 605 00:25:52,940 --> 00:25:55,940 Ok this is your first time having the Modelo Chaladas 606 00:25:55,940 --> 00:25:56,940 It is yeah 607 00:25:56,940 --> 00:25:57,940 What do you think overall 608 00:25:57,940 --> 00:25:58,940 They're good 609 00:25:58,940 --> 00:26:01,940 I'm sure Mrs. Pickle will appreciate the pineapple later 610 00:26:01,940 --> 00:26:02,940 Yeah 611 00:26:02,940 --> 00:26:04,940 Do these have tomato juice in them still or no 612 00:26:04,940 --> 00:26:05,940 It's just juice and 613 00:26:05,940 --> 00:26:06,940 It's kind of a flavor 614 00:26:06,940 --> 00:26:08,940 It's like a hint of flavor isn't it 615 00:26:08,940 --> 00:26:10,940 This one's got the tomatoey vibe 616 00:26:10,940 --> 00:26:11,940 It does 617 00:26:11,940 --> 00:26:13,940 I think these are less tomatoey vibe 618 00:26:13,940 --> 00:26:14,940 Yeah neither 619 00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:15,940 Oh hell yeah 620 00:26:15,940 --> 00:26:16,940 And I hate chalada and this is good 621 00:26:16,940 --> 00:26:17,940 They're good 622 00:26:17,940 --> 00:26:18,940 And they're not all 623 00:26:18,940 --> 00:26:21,940 Now I have the Bud Light Chaladas in there too 624 00:26:21,940 --> 00:26:23,940 And those are tomatoey as fuck 625 00:26:23,940 --> 00:26:27,940 Those are like the ones that you expect a chalada to taste like 626 00:26:27,940 --> 00:26:29,940 Like a handmade chalada 627 00:26:29,940 --> 00:26:32,940 Which I love when you go to a bar 628 00:26:32,940 --> 00:26:35,940 And they do it with the Tabasco and everything 629 00:26:35,940 --> 00:26:36,940 Are you ok 630 00:26:36,940 --> 00:26:38,940 You want me to get the window or anything 631 00:26:38,940 --> 00:26:39,940 No no 632 00:26:39,940 --> 00:26:40,940 You're doing good 633 00:26:40,940 --> 00:26:41,940 Alright cool 634 00:26:41,940 --> 00:26:42,940 Fizzbo 635 00:26:42,940 --> 00:26:43,940 I never do that 636 00:26:43,940 --> 00:26:46,940 You're more into fisting 637 00:26:46,940 --> 00:26:49,940 I really set you up for that 638 00:26:49,940 --> 00:26:50,940 I understand that 639 00:26:50,940 --> 00:26:51,940 This guy's strong 640 00:26:51,940 --> 00:26:55,940 Speaking of which I did want to get into the story again 641 00:26:55,940 --> 00:26:56,940 Unless it'll incriminate you 642 00:26:56,940 --> 00:26:58,940 But gotta tell us the In-N-Out story 643 00:26:58,940 --> 00:27:01,940 Or undisclosed burger location story 644 00:27:01,940 --> 00:27:03,940 Put your disguise on 645 00:27:03,940 --> 00:27:06,940 Yeah do you want me to talk about it right now 646 00:27:06,940 --> 00:27:07,940 Hell yeah 647 00:27:07,940 --> 00:27:11,940 Well it was after a concert and we were at the In-N-Out burger 648 00:27:11,940 --> 00:27:14,940 And I was sitting there making my own 649 00:27:14,940 --> 00:27:15,940 What does your wife look like 650 00:27:15,940 --> 00:27:16,940 Give us that background first 651 00:27:16,940 --> 00:27:19,940 She's a beautiful Filipino looking woman 652 00:27:19,940 --> 00:27:22,940 She's 12 years younger than me 653 00:27:22,940 --> 00:27:23,940 But she looks younger 654 00:27:23,940 --> 00:27:25,940 Well with the show we just came off 655 00:27:25,940 --> 00:27:28,940 Don't start with 12 years and then off 656 00:27:28,940 --> 00:27:31,940 She's 12 years younger than me 657 00:27:31,940 --> 00:27:33,940 Yeah but she almost 658 00:27:33,940 --> 00:27:36,940 And of course she looks several years younger than her real age 659 00:27:36,940 --> 00:27:37,940 And you were what 20? 660 00:27:37,940 --> 00:27:39,940 I met her when she was 28 661 00:27:39,940 --> 00:27:40,940 No ok 662 00:27:40,940 --> 00:27:44,940 Mike don't try to get this guy on sex crimes 663 00:27:44,940 --> 00:27:48,940 No nothing crazy like you see on TV 664 00:27:48,940 --> 00:27:51,940 But you know there's a guy over there 665 00:27:51,940 --> 00:27:58,940 And I saw him and he looked like he was chewing out this other table 666 00:27:58,940 --> 00:28:01,940 I was like wow that dude's getting pretty loud 667 00:28:01,940 --> 00:28:03,940 And you know he's 668 00:28:03,940 --> 00:28:06,940 I was like somebody's gonna punch that dude pretty soon 669 00:28:06,940 --> 00:28:07,940 And he's gonna have to calm down 670 00:28:07,940 --> 00:28:09,940 But I didn't pay too much attention 671 00:28:09,940 --> 00:28:11,940 And I was getting the burgers and everything 672 00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:14,940 Well come to find out he was chewing out my wife 673 00:28:14,940 --> 00:28:16,940 Cussing at her 674 00:28:16,940 --> 00:28:18,940 Telling her that she doesn't belong in this country 675 00:28:18,940 --> 00:28:19,940 She's 15 676 00:28:19,940 --> 00:28:23,940 He said the actual fucking thing 677 00:28:23,940 --> 00:28:25,940 He said you don't belong in this country 678 00:28:25,940 --> 00:28:26,940 Don't belong in this country 679 00:28:26,940 --> 00:28:27,940 How tall are you again? 680 00:28:27,940 --> 00:28:28,940 I'm 6'4 681 00:28:28,940 --> 00:28:29,940 Yeah you are 682 00:28:29,940 --> 00:28:36,940 And at this night you know he was the second biggest person in the room 683 00:28:36,940 --> 00:28:39,940 He was the first biggest 684 00:28:39,940 --> 00:28:40,940 I was the first biggest 685 00:28:40,940 --> 00:28:44,940 Yeah and so I told him 686 00:28:44,940 --> 00:28:46,940 I said hit the road motherfucker 687 00:28:46,940 --> 00:28:48,940 And he didn't 688 00:28:48,940 --> 00:28:51,940 And that's when I put my burgers down 689 00:28:51,940 --> 00:28:53,940 You know we danced 690 00:28:53,940 --> 00:28:57,940 And okay give us a little bit more 691 00:28:57,940 --> 00:29:02,940 Well he came at me 692 00:29:02,940 --> 00:29:05,940 And he was flipping people off on the way 693 00:29:05,940 --> 00:29:09,940 And of course you know we had like three tables worth of friends there 694 00:29:09,940 --> 00:29:11,940 And he was just flipping everybody off 695 00:29:11,940 --> 00:29:12,940 Chewing them all out 696 00:29:12,940 --> 00:29:14,940 Telling them they needed to leave 697 00:29:14,940 --> 00:29:17,940 And that they had no right to laugh 698 00:29:17,940 --> 00:29:20,940 And even speak to him and all this 699 00:29:20,940 --> 00:29:22,940 So he came at me though 700 00:29:22,940 --> 00:29:26,940 And I came at him and I choked slammed him 701 00:29:26,940 --> 00:29:29,940 And when he hit the ground you know 702 00:29:29,940 --> 00:29:31,940 His body went limp 703 00:29:31,940 --> 00:29:33,940 He basically just knocked unconscious 704 00:29:33,940 --> 00:29:36,940 I guess you could say he was in and out of consciousness 705 00:29:36,940 --> 00:29:38,940 In and out of consciousness 706 00:29:38,940 --> 00:29:39,940 And there's other 707 00:29:39,940 --> 00:29:41,940 And an undisclosed location 708 00:29:41,940 --> 00:29:45,940 And there's three employees had to wipe the blood up off the floor 709 00:29:45,940 --> 00:29:47,940 Holy shit 710 00:29:47,940 --> 00:29:48,940 Yeah that was bad 711 00:29:48,940 --> 00:29:50,940 And the cops they all thought 712 00:29:50,940 --> 00:29:52,940 They told me to run to get out of there 713 00:29:52,940 --> 00:29:54,940 Because they thought I was going to jail you know 714 00:29:54,940 --> 00:29:55,940 Yeah 715 00:29:55,940 --> 00:29:56,940 But you know 716 00:29:56,940 --> 00:29:57,940 Cops said nope you did the right thing whatever 717 00:29:57,940 --> 00:30:02,940 Yeah in fact cops fist bumped me and said it looks like instant justice to me 718 00:30:02,940 --> 00:30:03,940 Holy shit 719 00:30:03,940 --> 00:30:08,940 Yeah so crazy night at the end of it 720 00:30:08,940 --> 00:30:10,940 But he did attack you first 721 00:30:10,940 --> 00:30:11,940 That's what's important 722 00:30:11,940 --> 00:30:16,940 Well he had verbally assaulted over 30 people 723 00:30:16,940 --> 00:30:18,940 Before I even noticed what was going on 724 00:30:18,940 --> 00:30:20,940 He was just a drunk fucking loud mouth 725 00:30:20,940 --> 00:30:22,940 I did not know he was drunk at the time 726 00:30:22,940 --> 00:30:24,940 But he was for sure right 727 00:30:24,940 --> 00:30:26,940 Yes turned out he was 728 00:30:26,940 --> 00:30:29,940 Okay just being an asshole in an undisclosed location 729 00:30:29,940 --> 00:30:33,940 Big motherfucker coming in here just like don't talk to your wife that way 730 00:30:33,940 --> 00:30:37,940 Well I'm glad the Hooch's show went better than that 731 00:30:37,940 --> 00:30:40,940 I was a little bit better 732 00:30:40,940 --> 00:30:41,940 Dude no he was ready 733 00:30:41,940 --> 00:30:46,940 Cage Pickle was ready to fucking beat that Kyle guy up if it came down to it I think 734 00:30:46,940 --> 00:30:48,940 If Kyle rushed the stage would you have 735 00:30:48,940 --> 00:30:50,940 I would have got in between the two 736 00:30:50,940 --> 00:30:51,940 That was all I was going to do 737 00:30:51,940 --> 00:30:53,940 And then you let that person 738 00:30:53,940 --> 00:30:55,940 You let that person 739 00:30:55,940 --> 00:30:57,940 You let him swing at you a few times 740 00:30:57,940 --> 00:31:01,940 So that the whole crowd sees that he swung at you several times 741 00:31:01,940 --> 00:31:05,940 And you were just sitting there in a defensive posture 742 00:31:05,940 --> 00:31:07,940 And then you know after that 743 00:31:07,940 --> 00:31:10,940 You could whelay the crap out of him after that 744 00:31:10,940 --> 00:31:12,940 Because now the crowd is on your side 745 00:31:12,940 --> 00:31:14,940 I could have escalated it 746 00:31:14,940 --> 00:31:16,940 I got to that show as Hooch's early 747 00:31:16,940 --> 00:31:18,940 And I was really tired 748 00:31:18,940 --> 00:31:21,940 He said go to the Chinese buffet 749 00:31:21,940 --> 00:31:23,940 He looked like he scrounged up enough change Austin 750 00:31:23,940 --> 00:31:25,940 Did I say that? 751 00:31:25,940 --> 00:31:27,940 At the pod 752 00:31:27,940 --> 00:31:30,940 What do I even mean by that? 753 00:31:30,940 --> 00:31:32,940 He looks homeless 754 00:31:32,940 --> 00:31:34,940 That's a good line I said that 755 00:31:34,940 --> 00:31:36,940 Holy shit that was 756 00:31:36,940 --> 00:31:38,940 Instead of taking that I get to the venue early 757 00:31:38,940 --> 00:31:40,940 Write this shit down 758 00:31:40,940 --> 00:31:42,940 I'm tired there's nowhere to lay down 759 00:31:42,940 --> 00:31:44,940 I'm just going to go lay down in my car 760 00:31:44,940 --> 00:31:46,940 And just take a quick power nap 761 00:31:46,940 --> 00:31:48,940 And in the car the whole time 762 00:31:48,940 --> 00:31:51,940 I can hear Kyle outside the bar on his phone 763 00:31:51,940 --> 00:31:55,940 Yelling at this girl to do her homework 764 00:31:55,940 --> 00:31:58,940 Whether I don't know if it was his girlfriend or his daughter 765 00:31:58,940 --> 00:32:00,940 Or in his case probably both 766 00:32:00,940 --> 00:32:03,940 And I was going to bring that up on stage 767 00:32:03,940 --> 00:32:05,940 Like hey I heard you on the phone 768 00:32:05,940 --> 00:32:07,940 Yelling was that your wife or your daughter 769 00:32:07,940 --> 00:32:09,940 Or in your case probably both 770 00:32:09,940 --> 00:32:11,940 He would have fucked you for sure dude 771 00:32:11,940 --> 00:32:13,940 That would have been great 772 00:32:13,940 --> 00:32:15,940 He was already bleary eyed looking at the stage 773 00:32:15,940 --> 00:32:17,940 Like why the fuck are they making fun of me so much 774 00:32:17,940 --> 00:32:19,940 I thought I crossed the line when I said 775 00:32:19,940 --> 00:32:21,940 You looked like the lead singer of Smash Mouth 776 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:23,940 But see I don't respect 777 00:32:23,940 --> 00:32:25,940 Because I knew Pickle here would have had my back 778 00:32:25,940 --> 00:32:28,940 But I don't like utilizing my bigger friends like that 779 00:32:28,940 --> 00:32:30,940 Like Knuckles get him or something 780 00:32:30,940 --> 00:32:32,940 I don't want to do that 781 00:32:32,940 --> 00:32:34,940 So I was just like 782 00:32:34,940 --> 00:32:36,940 And then Sean got up 783 00:32:36,940 --> 00:32:38,940 And then Sean was just getting hella frustrated 784 00:32:38,940 --> 00:32:40,940 That was the worst heckler Sean ever had to deal with 785 00:32:40,940 --> 00:32:42,940 And he also kind of 786 00:32:42,940 --> 00:32:44,940 He didn't react the best 787 00:32:44,940 --> 00:32:46,940 But he also kind of made it funny 788 00:32:46,940 --> 00:32:48,940 He also got so like 789 00:32:48,940 --> 00:32:50,940 Fuck you 790 00:32:50,940 --> 00:32:52,940 At some point it wasn't a joke 791 00:32:52,940 --> 00:32:54,940 He said hey man how about you shut the fuck up 792 00:32:54,940 --> 00:32:56,940 Shut the fuck up 793 00:32:56,940 --> 00:32:58,940 After he got off stage 794 00:32:58,940 --> 00:33:00,940 He went looking for that fucking guy 795 00:33:00,940 --> 00:33:02,940 I was right there 796 00:33:02,940 --> 00:33:04,940 He's looking at me 797 00:33:04,940 --> 00:33:06,940 He's like fuck dude that guy's fucking Kyle 798 00:33:06,940 --> 00:33:08,940 Fuck Kyle 799 00:33:08,940 --> 00:33:10,940 I'm like okay yeah 800 00:33:10,940 --> 00:33:12,940 Fuck Kyle I get it 801 00:33:12,940 --> 00:33:14,940 He's like I'm going to go find him 802 00:33:14,940 --> 00:33:16,940 I'm like what 803 00:33:16,940 --> 00:33:18,940 So he just 804 00:33:18,940 --> 00:33:20,940 He just leaves and I turned to 805 00:33:20,940 --> 00:33:22,940 Whoever I turned to Jesse 806 00:33:22,940 --> 00:33:24,940 I was like Jesse I think Sean's going to go find Kyle 807 00:33:24,940 --> 00:33:26,940 And fight him 808 00:33:26,940 --> 00:33:28,940 He's like what 809 00:33:28,940 --> 00:33:30,940 125, 130 810 00:33:30,940 --> 00:33:32,940 Smaller 811 00:33:32,940 --> 00:33:34,940 The best way to handle that is the way comics 812 00:33:34,940 --> 00:33:36,940 Are supposed to handle that and that's just to make 813 00:33:36,940 --> 00:33:38,940 Jokes about that 814 00:33:38,940 --> 00:33:40,940 You make fun of them hard 815 00:33:40,940 --> 00:33:42,940 On stage 816 00:33:42,940 --> 00:33:44,940 When a country star breaks up with his girlfriend he writes a song about it 817 00:33:44,940 --> 00:33:46,940 You know comedians write 818 00:33:46,940 --> 00:33:48,940 Jokes 819 00:33:48,940 --> 00:33:50,940 My best comeback live was at Oatman 820 00:33:50,940 --> 00:33:52,940 And it was that old drunk guy 821 00:33:52,940 --> 00:33:54,940 On our first Oatman show 822 00:33:54,940 --> 00:33:56,940 And he was fucking just heckling the shit out of everybody 823 00:33:56,940 --> 00:33:58,940 And I got up there and I did the whole 824 00:33:58,940 --> 00:34:00,940 Johnny Carson bit where I was just like 825 00:34:00,940 --> 00:34:02,940 I'm thinking of a number it's three 826 00:34:02,940 --> 00:34:04,940 And I don't know if it's 827 00:34:04,940 --> 00:34:06,940 How many teeth you have left or the last 828 00:34:06,940 --> 00:34:08,940 Grade you finished but 829 00:34:08,940 --> 00:34:10,940 You need to shut the fuck 830 00:34:10,940 --> 00:34:12,940 Up dude 831 00:34:12,940 --> 00:34:14,940 Having those 832 00:34:14,940 --> 00:34:16,940 Having those kind of comeback 833 00:34:16,940 --> 00:34:18,940 Jokes you know in your repertoire is just 834 00:34:18,940 --> 00:34:20,940 You know something that you have to have as a comedian 835 00:34:20,940 --> 00:34:22,940 You know like the comedian 836 00:34:22,940 --> 00:34:24,940 That says hey I got a joke that 837 00:34:24,940 --> 00:34:26,940 I'm not getting your dick off 838 00:34:26,940 --> 00:34:28,940 Oh I see you've already heard it 839 00:34:28,940 --> 00:34:30,940 You know those kind of 840 00:34:30,940 --> 00:34:32,940 Jokes 841 00:34:32,940 --> 00:34:34,940 Why haven't you done the open mic 842 00:34:34,940 --> 00:34:36,940 You know I got up 843 00:34:36,940 --> 00:34:38,940 A long time ago and tried to do open 844 00:34:38,940 --> 00:34:40,940 Mic one time and I 845 00:34:40,940 --> 00:34:42,940 Bombed 846 00:34:42,940 --> 00:34:44,940 And I bombed and I 847 00:34:44,940 --> 00:34:46,940 From then 848 00:34:46,940 --> 00:34:48,940 On I respected what comics 849 00:34:48,940 --> 00:34:50,940 Do more than anything else 850 00:34:50,940 --> 00:34:52,940 Getting up there is way harder than what 851 00:34:52,940 --> 00:34:54,940 People think you know and the nerves 852 00:34:54,940 --> 00:34:56,940 And the stage fright 853 00:34:56,940 --> 00:34:58,940 You have more punch lines than I do 854 00:34:58,940 --> 00:35:00,940 I don't have any 855 00:35:00,940 --> 00:35:02,940 That's me I have trouble with open mics because 856 00:35:02,940 --> 00:35:04,940 If I do stuff it's story so it's longer 857 00:35:04,940 --> 00:35:06,940 It's hard to do hard to get 858 00:35:06,940 --> 00:35:08,940 On at the start 859 00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:10,940 If that's what you do 860 00:35:10,940 --> 00:35:12,940 The only jokes that ever come up with that punch lines 861 00:35:12,940 --> 00:35:14,940 Are fucking stupid and made for 862 00:35:14,940 --> 00:35:16,940 Children it sounds like you want to hear one that I made 863 00:35:16,940 --> 00:35:18,940 That was actually from my brain and it's so 864 00:35:18,940 --> 00:35:20,940 Stupid no it's not an engineer 865 00:35:20,940 --> 00:35:22,940 And it's not losing well actually the losing 866 00:35:22,940 --> 00:35:24,940 My tail one was pretty good I'll tell that one in just a second 867 00:35:24,940 --> 00:35:26,940 But you kind of gave away the bit 868 00:35:26,940 --> 00:35:28,940 So maybe I won't 869 00:35:28,940 --> 00:35:30,940 But 870 00:35:30,940 --> 00:35:32,940 Go to the bathroom in a second 871 00:35:32,940 --> 00:35:34,940 What is a 872 00:35:34,940 --> 00:35:36,940 What is a queens favorite 873 00:35:36,940 --> 00:35:38,940 Type of weather 874 00:35:38,940 --> 00:35:40,940 Like a royal queen 875 00:35:40,940 --> 00:35:42,940 No idea Carl 876 00:35:42,940 --> 00:35:44,940 When it's raining 877 00:35:44,940 --> 00:35:46,940 And you got to spell it R E I 878 00:35:46,940 --> 00:35:48,940 For Kyle 879 00:35:48,940 --> 00:35:50,940 You got to spell it for Kyle 880 00:35:50,940 --> 00:35:52,940 Very cerebral 881 00:35:52,940 --> 00:35:54,940 It is a family friendly show 882 00:35:54,940 --> 00:35:56,940 I might use that but I feel like I have to 883 00:35:56,940 --> 00:35:58,940 Explain the spelling because this is a popsicle 884 00:35:58,940 --> 00:36:00,940 Stick joke if you were to read that on a pop you'd be like 885 00:36:00,940 --> 00:36:02,940 Oh that's not bad though right 886 00:36:02,940 --> 00:36:04,940 No it's good words like just slow it down when you 887 00:36:04,940 --> 00:36:06,940 Say raining 888 00:36:06,940 --> 00:36:08,940 When it's raining with a G 889 00:36:08,940 --> 00:36:10,940 I still have the footage 890 00:36:10,940 --> 00:36:12,940 The G for you idiots out there 891 00:36:12,940 --> 00:36:14,940 I still have the footage of you and Korra 892 00:36:14,940 --> 00:36:16,940 Doing Mr. Roboto 893 00:36:16,940 --> 00:36:18,940 Oh shit at the 894 00:36:18,940 --> 00:36:20,940 Yeah you were like getting down 895 00:36:20,940 --> 00:36:22,940 I think I love 896 00:36:22,940 --> 00:36:24,940 I love karaoke when I'm tipsy 897 00:36:24,940 --> 00:36:26,940 And I was pretty tipsy 898 00:36:26,940 --> 00:36:28,940 That night and I think I'll probably 899 00:36:28,940 --> 00:36:30,940 Be a tipsy again this time 900 00:36:30,940 --> 00:36:32,940 Because we have rooms to stay in I guess 901 00:36:32,940 --> 00:36:34,940 If I want to but 902 00:36:34,940 --> 00:36:36,940 Roboto I have a whole shtick 903 00:36:36,940 --> 00:36:38,940 I 904 00:36:38,940 --> 00:36:40,940 Sometimes what I would like to do 905 00:36:40,940 --> 00:36:42,940 I've done it once 906 00:36:42,940 --> 00:36:44,940 I've done it once 907 00:36:44,940 --> 00:36:46,940 I start off like Tin Man 908 00:36:46,940 --> 00:36:48,940 In Wizard of Oz 909 00:36:48,940 --> 00:36:50,940 And I start singing the song and then I have like 910 00:36:50,940 --> 00:36:52,940 A friend 911 00:36:52,940 --> 00:36:54,940 Like usually a pretty girl or whatever come over and start 912 00:36:54,940 --> 00:36:56,940 Oiling you know like and then as I start 913 00:36:56,940 --> 00:36:58,940 To move as the song is going on and then 914 00:36:58,940 --> 00:37:00,940 Right when the break happens is when I do my full fucking 915 00:37:00,940 --> 00:37:02,940 Little breakdown of a robot 916 00:37:02,940 --> 00:37:04,940 It's pretty 917 00:37:04,940 --> 00:37:06,940 Cinematic from just a 918 00:37:06,940 --> 00:37:08,940 Bar point of view you don't get the 919 00:37:08,940 --> 00:37:10,940 Showmanship very often with karaoke 920 00:37:10,940 --> 00:37:12,940 You just get people going up to be a drunk I go the 921 00:37:12,940 --> 00:37:14,940 Extra mile is what I'm saying 922 00:37:14,940 --> 00:37:16,940 Just throwing it out there 923 00:37:16,940 --> 00:37:18,940 Sorry you guys aren't hyped 924 00:37:18,940 --> 00:37:20,940 Neither is anyone ever at any of the bars 925 00:37:20,940 --> 00:37:22,940 I've done this at the one time 926 00:37:22,940 --> 00:37:24,940 So fuck everyone 927 00:37:24,940 --> 00:37:26,940 I do the acoustic version of 928 00:37:26,940 --> 00:37:28,940 Boys on the Hood karaoke that's my go to 929 00:37:28,940 --> 00:37:30,940 Everyone gets pumped up about it 930 00:37:30,940 --> 00:37:32,940 They know the words but it's also like an acoustic 931 00:37:32,940 --> 00:37:34,940 White swivel 932 00:37:34,940 --> 00:37:36,940 That's a good one I might steal that 933 00:37:36,940 --> 00:37:38,940 Not this time not with you present 934 00:37:38,940 --> 00:37:40,940 I have a few backups 935 00:37:40,940 --> 00:37:42,940 That I do for sure 936 00:37:42,940 --> 00:37:44,940 I do Brain Stew by Green Day 937 00:37:44,940 --> 00:37:46,940 And I do no I do Basketcase 938 00:37:46,940 --> 00:37:48,940 By Green Day and I do 939 00:37:48,940 --> 00:37:50,940 Sticks 940 00:37:50,940 --> 00:37:52,940 Miss Roboto 941 00:37:52,940 --> 00:37:54,940 My buddy does 942 00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:56,940 You're Welcome the rock song 943 00:37:56,940 --> 00:37:58,940 From Moana 944 00:37:58,940 --> 00:38:00,940 And he kills it and people 945 00:38:00,940 --> 00:38:02,940 Get hyped because 946 00:38:02,940 --> 00:38:04,940 No one's expecting Moana's 947 00:38:04,940 --> 00:38:06,940 You're Welcome and he's like 948 00:38:06,940 --> 00:38:08,940 The trees and the frogs and you're welcome 949 00:38:08,940 --> 00:38:10,940 You're welcome 950 00:38:10,940 --> 00:38:12,940 Like the song from Mulan 951 00:38:12,940 --> 00:38:14,940 Let's get down to business 952 00:38:14,940 --> 00:38:16,940 To defeat 953 00:38:16,940 --> 00:38:18,940 The Huns 954 00:38:18,940 --> 00:38:20,940 You're the Huns in this situation 955 00:38:22,940 --> 00:38:24,940 You think that the Huns had a lot of honeydew lists? 956 00:38:26,940 --> 00:38:28,940 Well I certainly do 957 00:38:28,940 --> 00:38:30,940 Honeydew, honeydew 958 00:38:30,940 --> 00:38:32,940 Thanks, if I had a snare drum 959 00:38:32,940 --> 00:38:34,940 Oh hey 960 00:38:34,940 --> 00:38:36,940 That was sort of an organic 961 00:38:36,940 --> 00:38:38,940 I listened to last weeks 962 00:38:38,940 --> 00:38:40,940 When we found, I haven't shown you 963 00:38:40,940 --> 00:38:42,940 You weren't here last week were you? 964 00:38:42,940 --> 00:38:44,940 For the Clark Kent situation 965 00:38:44,940 --> 00:38:46,940 Oh Clark Kent 966 00:38:46,940 --> 00:38:48,940 I brought my perfect attendee 967 00:38:48,940 --> 00:38:50,940 All year, I've been on every episode since Die Hard 968 00:38:50,940 --> 00:38:52,940 And I'm pretty sure 969 00:38:52,940 --> 00:38:54,940 I've been on more episodes than Ryan at this point 970 00:38:54,940 --> 00:38:56,940 Oh for sure 971 00:38:56,940 --> 00:38:58,940 For sure, yeah season 2 has been 972 00:39:00,940 --> 00:39:02,940 So much better I think in quality 973 00:39:02,940 --> 00:39:04,940 Content, production 974 00:39:04,940 --> 00:39:06,940 Value, I think it's been a lot better 975 00:39:06,940 --> 00:39:08,940 I think season 3 will be even better 976 00:39:08,940 --> 00:39:10,940 We're going to get better and better guys 977 00:39:10,940 --> 00:39:12,940 We're not professionals, none of us are 978 00:39:12,940 --> 00:39:14,940 We're growing, we're just people 979 00:39:14,940 --> 00:39:16,940 That like getting together, smoking weed 980 00:39:16,940 --> 00:39:18,940 Having fun 981 00:39:18,940 --> 00:39:20,940 If you guys enjoy the content 982 00:39:20,940 --> 00:39:22,940 Please leave a like and comment below 983 00:39:22,940 --> 00:39:24,940 On Spotify, what the fuck am I talking about? 984 00:39:24,940 --> 00:39:26,940 Comment below 985 00:39:26,940 --> 00:39:28,940 Where'd you find this? 986 00:39:28,940 --> 00:39:30,940 What are you listening to this on? This is your phone? 987 00:39:30,940 --> 00:39:32,940 Your earbuds are in? 988 00:39:32,940 --> 00:39:34,940 Leave a comment anyway 989 00:39:34,940 --> 00:39:36,940 Yeah call the number, let me check the voicemail 990 00:39:36,940 --> 00:39:38,940 It's almost the podcast's birthday isn't it? 991 00:39:38,940 --> 00:39:40,940 In July 992 00:39:40,940 --> 00:39:42,940 Leave a McDonald's number 993 00:39:42,940 --> 00:39:44,940 I'm going to check voice, see if anybody called us 994 00:39:44,940 --> 00:39:46,940 No, yeah of course not 995 00:39:48,940 --> 00:39:50,940 Cause, I mean listen guys 996 00:39:50,940 --> 00:39:52,940 Literally, there's at least 997 00:39:52,940 --> 00:39:54,940 We know there's at least 200 of you 998 00:39:54,940 --> 00:39:56,940 You guys listen to this all the time, just one of you 999 00:39:56,940 --> 00:39:58,940 Just one of you call the fucking number 1000 00:39:58,940 --> 00:40:00,940 It's on every description 1001 00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:02,940 We're trying to get a bunch of stoners to do a job 1002 00:40:02,940 --> 00:40:04,940 That is true 1003 00:40:04,940 --> 00:40:06,940 How do we accomplish that? 1004 00:40:06,940 --> 00:40:08,940 And since all our guests are stoners 1005 00:40:08,940 --> 00:40:10,940 I already have our question of the week 1006 00:40:10,940 --> 00:40:12,940 Based on the movie 1007 00:40:12,940 --> 00:40:14,940 Which we can get into in a minute 1008 00:40:14,940 --> 00:40:16,940 What is your plan of action 1009 00:40:16,940 --> 00:40:18,940 When Martians invade? 1010 00:40:18,940 --> 00:40:20,940 Perfect 1011 00:40:20,940 --> 00:40:22,940 What do the stoners do? Where do you go? 1012 00:40:22,940 --> 00:40:24,940 You don't have to give, you know 1013 00:40:24,940 --> 00:40:26,940 Don't give it away, but I'm going to go to my buddy's house 1014 00:40:26,940 --> 00:40:28,940 I know people that live out in the middle of the fucking desert 1015 00:40:28,940 --> 00:40:30,940 That have guns and like all that shit 1016 00:40:30,940 --> 00:40:32,940 Way far, that's where I'm going 1017 00:40:32,940 --> 00:40:34,940 I'm going to be one of the last to die 1018 00:40:34,940 --> 00:40:36,940 That did them no good 1019 00:40:36,940 --> 00:40:38,940 Well, no, I mean that's 1020 00:40:38,940 --> 00:40:40,940 We'll get to that later, but I'm saying if you do any good 1021 00:40:40,940 --> 00:40:42,940 It'll be a bunch of hicks 1022 00:40:42,940 --> 00:40:44,940 That's a great question 1023 00:40:44,940 --> 00:40:46,940 It's so great in fact 1024 00:40:46,940 --> 00:40:48,940 It's so great in fact 1025 00:40:48,940 --> 00:40:50,940 So remote that there's not even cell reception 1026 00:40:50,940 --> 00:40:52,940 Yeah, we're talking like 1027 00:40:52,940 --> 00:40:54,940 Maybe bottom of the Grand Canyon 1028 00:40:54,940 --> 00:40:56,940 Or something like in a cave 1029 00:40:56,940 --> 00:40:58,940 Somewhere like 1030 00:40:58,940 --> 00:41:00,940 I don't know, fuck it 1031 00:41:00,940 --> 00:41:02,940 Prepper people 1032 00:41:02,940 --> 00:41:04,940 I thought of that same exact 1033 00:41:04,940 --> 00:41:06,940 I was going to ask us something similar to that 1034 00:41:06,940 --> 00:41:08,940 As a question of like what would be 1035 00:41:08,940 --> 00:41:10,940 Our plan if aliens attacked 1036 00:41:10,940 --> 00:41:12,940 Right now 1037 00:41:12,940 --> 00:41:14,940 Well we can do that us 1038 00:41:14,940 --> 00:41:16,940 That's our question 1039 00:41:16,940 --> 00:41:18,940 What would you do 1040 00:41:18,940 --> 00:41:20,940 And we'll tell them what we would do 1041 00:41:20,940 --> 00:41:22,940 Basically though I will say this 1042 00:41:22,940 --> 00:41:24,940 Whatever I'm doing 1043 00:41:24,940 --> 00:41:26,940 If you're a listener, if you're a friend of mine or whatever 1044 00:41:26,940 --> 00:41:28,940 You've got to convince whatever 1045 00:41:28,940 --> 00:41:30,940 Roving army that you've 1046 00:41:30,940 --> 00:41:32,940 Attached yourself to that's 1047 00:41:32,940 --> 00:41:34,940 Going to survive the alien apocalypse or whatever 1048 00:41:34,940 --> 00:41:36,940 And convince them that I'm a good dude 1049 00:41:36,940 --> 00:41:38,940 And that I'm pretty funny 1050 00:41:38,940 --> 00:41:40,940 Sometimes and that it's worth maybe 1051 00:41:40,940 --> 00:41:42,940 Podcasts in the future 1052 00:41:42,940 --> 00:41:44,940 I always thought that I would be an entertainer 1053 00:41:44,940 --> 00:41:46,940 In the way that 1054 00:41:46,940 --> 00:41:48,940 There's a play that I 1055 00:41:48,940 --> 00:41:50,940 Read once or briefly 1056 00:41:50,940 --> 00:41:52,940 What I read 1057 00:41:52,940 --> 00:41:54,940 It's a 1058 00:41:54,940 --> 00:41:56,940 Post apocalyptic future 1059 00:41:56,940 --> 00:41:58,940 Where there re 1060 00:41:58,940 --> 00:42:00,940 Someone is at the fire telling someone 1061 00:42:00,940 --> 00:42:02,940 They're recounting an old 1062 00:42:02,940 --> 00:42:04,940 Simpsons episode 1063 00:42:04,940 --> 00:42:06,940 Wait a minute, there was a show not long ago 1064 00:42:06,940 --> 00:42:08,940 About post apocalyptic future 1065 00:42:08,940 --> 00:42:10,940 And the ones that were 1066 00:42:10,940 --> 00:42:12,940 I wish I could remember the names but the ones that 1067 00:42:12,940 --> 00:42:14,940 Became the biggest were the Shakespearean 1068 00:42:14,940 --> 00:42:16,940 Theater group 1069 00:42:16,940 --> 00:42:18,940 You're talking about the postman 1070 00:42:18,940 --> 00:42:20,940 That wasn't the name of the show 1071 00:42:20,940 --> 00:42:22,940 If you're talking about the postman 1072 00:42:22,940 --> 00:42:24,940 In which we just talked about earlier 1073 00:42:24,940 --> 00:42:26,940 This is a show that was on HBO 1074 00:42:26,940 --> 00:42:28,940 Like a year or two ago 1075 00:42:28,940 --> 00:42:30,940 What about the postman in which 1076 00:42:30,940 --> 00:42:32,940 In a post apocalyptic world 1077 00:42:32,940 --> 00:42:34,940 A copy salesman becomes the leader 1078 00:42:34,940 --> 00:42:36,940 Of a Shakespearean army 1079 00:42:36,940 --> 00:42:38,940 That Kevin Costner and his 1080 00:42:38,940 --> 00:42:40,940 New America ideals is trying to 1081 00:42:40,940 --> 00:42:42,940 Combat and start a new America with 1082 00:42:42,940 --> 00:42:44,940 The Postal Service 1083 00:42:44,940 --> 00:42:46,940 Pretty much the reason why 1084 00:42:46,940 --> 00:42:48,940 The start of it 1085 00:42:48,940 --> 00:42:50,940 What a great fucking movie 1086 00:42:50,940 --> 00:42:52,940 Why didn't we watch the postman 1087 00:42:52,940 --> 00:42:54,940 It would have been a lot better 1088 00:42:54,940 --> 00:42:56,940 You think that's Hank's favorite movie 1089 00:42:56,940 --> 00:42:58,940 It might be 1090 00:42:58,940 --> 00:43:00,940 It is, which is a 1091 00:43:00,940 --> 00:43:02,940 I think an inferior movie to the postman 1092 00:43:02,940 --> 00:43:04,940 I'm going to get a lot of shit for that 1093 00:43:04,940 --> 00:43:06,940 I've never seen the postman 1094 00:43:06,940 --> 00:43:08,940 I've watched him as a kid 1095 00:43:08,940 --> 00:43:10,940 It just made me realize he's in both of those 1096 00:43:10,940 --> 00:43:12,940 He just likes filming in the middle of fucking nowhere 1097 00:43:12,940 --> 00:43:14,940 Wasn't he in waterworld 2 1098 00:43:14,940 --> 00:43:16,940 Now we're going to the middle of the fucking ocean 1099 00:43:16,940 --> 00:43:18,940 Just Kevin Costner in the middle of nowhere 1100 00:43:18,940 --> 00:43:20,940 Can we just put him in something now 1101 00:43:20,940 --> 00:43:22,940 Kevin Costner is awesome 1102 00:43:22,940 --> 00:43:24,940 Have you ever seen the 1103 00:43:24,940 --> 00:43:26,940 One where he is 1104 00:43:26,940 --> 00:43:28,940 An older man 1105 00:43:28,940 --> 00:43:30,940 And he's 1106 00:43:30,940 --> 00:43:32,940 Thinking back on the time that he pitched 1107 00:43:32,940 --> 00:43:34,940 A perfect game 1108 00:43:34,940 --> 00:43:36,940 As a professional pitcher 1109 00:43:36,940 --> 00:43:38,940 And then it's also recounting his love 1110 00:43:38,940 --> 00:43:40,940 Story of meeting the girl 1111 00:43:40,940 --> 00:43:42,940 His romantic interest 1112 00:43:42,940 --> 00:43:44,940 And then he loses her and then 1113 00:43:44,940 --> 00:43:46,940 It's a good baseball movie 1114 00:43:46,940 --> 00:43:48,940 Are you talking about field of dreams 1115 00:43:48,940 --> 00:43:50,940 That's close, but it's not great 1116 00:43:50,940 --> 00:43:52,940 It's like he's recounting 1117 00:43:52,940 --> 00:43:54,940 If we're going to go off of 1118 00:43:54,940 --> 00:43:56,940 Kevin Costner baseball movies 1119 00:43:56,940 --> 00:43:58,940 You don't think I know what I'm talking about 1120 00:43:58,940 --> 00:44:00,940 There's field of dreams 1121 00:44:00,940 --> 00:44:02,940 There's also the one where he is an older 1122 00:44:02,940 --> 00:44:04,940 Baseball player 1123 00:44:04,940 --> 00:44:06,940 He's done at least 3 1124 00:44:06,940 --> 00:44:08,940 He's done at least 3 1125 00:44:08,940 --> 00:44:10,940 The baseball movie I've seen was Angels in the Outfield 1126 00:44:10,940 --> 00:44:12,940 And the one where the guy is like 1127 00:44:12,940 --> 00:44:14,940 There's no crying in baseball 1128 00:44:14,940 --> 00:44:16,940 That's 1129 00:44:16,940 --> 00:44:18,940 League of the grown 1130 00:44:18,940 --> 00:44:20,940 There's another one where he's like 1131 00:44:20,940 --> 00:44:22,940 Did I ever tell you you look like a penis with a little hat on it 1132 00:44:22,940 --> 00:44:24,940 Remember that 1133 00:44:24,940 --> 00:44:26,940 I do not remember that 1134 00:44:26,940 --> 00:44:28,940 The movie I was thinking of 1135 00:44:28,940 --> 00:44:30,940 For the Love of the Game, which is amazing 1136 00:44:30,940 --> 00:44:32,940 1999, love that 1137 00:44:32,940 --> 00:44:34,940 Then there's field of dreams, then there's Bull Durham 1138 00:44:34,940 --> 00:44:36,940 Which is the one I was trying to think of 1139 00:44:36,940 --> 00:44:38,940 Then there's a football movie 1140 00:44:38,940 --> 00:44:40,940 Well then there's a football one which is Draft Day 1141 00:44:40,940 --> 00:44:42,940 And he also has a movie called 1142 00:44:42,940 --> 00:44:44,940 The Criminal, so if you haven't seen The Criminal 1143 00:44:44,940 --> 00:44:46,940 That's actually a pretty good movie 1144 00:44:46,940 --> 00:44:48,940 I haven't even heard of it 1145 00:44:48,940 --> 00:44:50,940 I like The Guardian, Ashton Kutcher 1146 00:44:50,940 --> 00:44:52,940 The search and rescue 1147 00:44:52,940 --> 00:44:54,940 Like training, G.I. Jane style movie 1148 00:44:54,940 --> 00:44:56,940 Dope 1149 00:44:56,940 --> 00:44:58,940 That one's great, The Criminal you said? 1150 00:44:58,940 --> 00:45:00,940 What are we doing? 1151 00:45:00,940 --> 00:45:02,940 We're running 1152 00:45:02,940 --> 00:45:04,940 The podcast, look at this 1153 00:45:04,940 --> 00:45:06,940 Oh, with Ryan Reynolds? 1154 00:45:06,940 --> 00:45:08,940 And Tommy Lee Jones is in it as well 1155 00:45:08,940 --> 00:45:10,940 The last ditch effort to stop a diabolical plot 1156 00:45:10,940 --> 00:45:12,940 A dead CIA's operatives 1157 00:45:12,940 --> 00:45:14,940 Memories, secrets and skills 1158 00:45:14,940 --> 00:45:16,940 Oh, shit I've heard of this 1159 00:45:16,940 --> 00:45:18,940 This is cool 1160 00:45:18,940 --> 00:45:20,940 I'll watch this 1161 00:45:20,940 --> 00:45:22,940 That was a league of their own as well 1162 00:45:22,940 --> 00:45:24,940 Did I ever tell you you look like a penis with a little hat on it? 1163 00:45:24,940 --> 00:45:26,940 Says it's an umpire or something 1164 00:45:26,940 --> 00:45:28,940 That's great, I lost my track of thought 1165 00:45:28,940 --> 00:45:30,940 I just thought you were talking to Pickle 1166 00:45:30,940 --> 00:45:32,940 And then there's that other one 1167 00:45:32,940 --> 00:45:34,940 What's the movie where the guy 1168 00:45:34,940 --> 00:45:36,940 He fucking throws a mean fastball 1169 00:45:36,940 --> 00:45:38,940 It was just all about that 1170 00:45:38,940 --> 00:45:40,940 Oh, you're talking about 1171 00:45:40,940 --> 00:45:42,940 You're rookie of the year 1172 00:45:42,940 --> 00:45:44,940 Rookie of the year, yeah 1173 00:45:44,940 --> 00:45:46,940 And I think that stars a different kid 1174 00:45:46,940 --> 00:45:48,940 Than a Connecticut Yankee 1175 00:45:48,940 --> 00:45:50,940 In 1176 00:45:50,940 --> 00:45:52,940 No, no, sorry, a Yankee in King Arthur's Court 1177 00:45:52,940 --> 00:45:54,940 A kid Yankee 1178 00:45:54,940 --> 00:45:56,940 No, a kid 1179 00:45:56,940 --> 00:45:58,940 Sorry, I think it's called 1180 00:45:58,940 --> 00:46:00,940 A kid in King Arthur's Court 1181 00:46:00,940 --> 00:46:02,940 And it is a 1182 00:46:02,940 --> 00:46:04,940 It's a retelling of 1183 00:46:04,940 --> 00:46:06,940 A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court 1184 00:46:06,940 --> 00:46:08,940 Which is the Mark Twain 1185 00:46:08,940 --> 00:46:10,940 Book, which is pretty good 1186 00:46:10,940 --> 00:46:12,940 And I like that book 1187 00:46:12,940 --> 00:46:14,940 It's funny, and it has weird 1188 00:46:14,940 --> 00:46:16,940 Things about it, but it's a remake 1189 00:46:16,940 --> 00:46:18,940 And what makes it funny is because 1190 00:46:18,940 --> 00:46:20,940 When they say Connecticut Yankee in the 1191 00:46:20,940 --> 00:46:22,940 Mark Twain version, they're talking about 1192 00:46:22,940 --> 00:46:24,940 A Yankee, like someone who lives out 1193 00:46:24,940 --> 00:46:26,940 In the Yankee part of the country 1194 00:46:26,940 --> 00:46:28,940 Or whatever, right? And the time 1195 00:46:28,940 --> 00:46:30,940 Whatever Yankee meant then 1196 00:46:30,940 --> 00:46:32,940 But a kid in King Arthur's Court 1197 00:46:32,940 --> 00:46:34,940 Lives on a little league team 1198 00:46:34,940 --> 00:46:36,940 The Yankees, and so he's a Yankee 1199 00:46:36,940 --> 00:46:38,940 That falls into 1200 00:46:38,940 --> 00:46:40,940 And also Black Knight is a funny 1201 00:46:40,940 --> 00:46:42,940 Version of that 1202 00:46:42,940 --> 00:46:44,940 Have you ever seen Black Knight? 1203 00:46:44,940 --> 00:46:46,940 I think he gets knocked out 1204 00:46:46,940 --> 00:46:48,940 On the baseball field, wakes up in King Arthur's Court 1205 00:46:48,940 --> 00:46:50,940 And he's in oddity 1206 00:46:50,940 --> 00:46:52,940 Because he's wearing baseball uniform 1207 00:46:52,940 --> 00:46:54,940 And he knows the future and stuff 1208 00:46:54,940 --> 00:46:56,940 In the original book 1209 00:46:56,940 --> 00:46:58,940 What I like about it is he straight up 1210 00:46:58,940 --> 00:47:00,940 Just industrializes Europe 1211 00:47:00,940 --> 00:47:02,940 He's like, cool, hey, what's up? 1212 00:47:02,940 --> 00:47:04,940 I know how to make machines 1213 00:47:04,940 --> 00:47:06,940 Because he was a foreman of a factory 1214 00:47:06,940 --> 00:47:08,940 That made machines and stuff, made parts 1215 00:47:08,940 --> 00:47:10,940 So he's like, hey, let's go 1216 00:47:10,940 --> 00:47:12,940 And so he just creates plants 1217 00:47:12,940 --> 00:47:14,940 And industrial farms all over 1218 00:47:14,940 --> 00:47:16,940 All sorts of shit 1219 00:47:16,940 --> 00:47:18,940 It makes the future come 1220 00:47:18,940 --> 00:47:20,940 And then by the end of it 1221 00:47:20,940 --> 00:47:22,940 He's got people on telephones talking to each other 1222 00:47:22,940 --> 00:47:24,940 By the time he's an old age 1223 00:47:24,940 --> 00:47:26,940 And old man 1224 00:47:26,940 --> 00:47:28,940 And then as he's dying 1225 00:47:28,940 --> 00:47:30,940 He wakes up back in the modern day 1226 00:47:30,940 --> 00:47:32,940 And he, I think 1227 00:47:32,940 --> 00:47:34,940 I think that's how it ends 1228 00:47:34,940 --> 00:47:36,940 But I think, either nothing happened 1229 00:47:36,940 --> 00:47:38,940 Or it all happened, I don't know 1230 00:47:38,940 --> 00:47:40,940 It's a dream sequence 1231 00:47:40,940 --> 00:47:42,940 But I think the kid in King Arthur's Court 1232 00:47:42,940 --> 00:47:44,940 Is also a dream sequence 1233 00:47:44,940 --> 00:47:46,940 I don't know 1234 00:47:46,940 --> 00:47:48,940 Black Knight, same thing 1235 00:47:48,940 --> 00:47:50,940 I love that style of movie 1236 00:47:50,940 --> 00:47:52,940 You should read the Mark Twain book 1237 00:47:52,940 --> 00:47:54,940 It's not that long 1238 00:47:54,940 --> 00:47:56,940 Your favorite is time travel stuff 1239 00:47:56,940 --> 00:47:58,940 So that's a thing 1240 00:47:58,940 --> 00:48:00,940 Yeah, it does fit my time travel 1241 00:48:00,940 --> 00:48:02,940 Although, you know what, I've never read The Time Machine by H.G. Wells 1242 00:48:02,940 --> 00:48:04,940 I know, I need to 1243 00:48:04,940 --> 00:48:06,940 I have so many books that I need to read 1244 00:48:06,940 --> 00:48:08,940 I just 1245 00:48:08,940 --> 00:48:10,940 I have a few Charles Bukowski books 1246 00:48:10,940 --> 00:48:12,940 And then a bunch of Star Wars novels 1247 00:48:12,940 --> 00:48:14,940 Those are all the books I own 1248 00:48:14,940 --> 00:48:16,940 I'm working my way through Stephen King 1249 00:48:16,940 --> 00:48:18,940 I picked a book this week 1250 00:48:18,940 --> 00:48:20,940 Kind of at random 1251 00:48:20,940 --> 00:48:22,940 Because I saw it on Audible 1252 00:48:22,940 --> 00:48:24,940 And I was like, fuck it, let's just see what this is 1253 00:48:24,940 --> 00:48:26,940 Clayborne, and I had no idea 1254 00:48:26,940 --> 00:48:28,940 What it was about, and I had no idea 1255 00:48:28,940 --> 00:48:30,940 Anything about it, I just went in 1256 00:48:30,940 --> 00:48:32,940 Blind, because I was like, I'm just going to read all of his books 1257 00:48:32,940 --> 00:48:34,940 Anyway, so fuck it 1258 00:48:34,940 --> 00:48:36,940 And so far, I'm I think seven out of 1259 00:48:36,940 --> 00:48:38,940 Nine hours, so I'm close to the end 1260 00:48:38,940 --> 00:48:40,940 And I've enjoyed every 1261 00:48:40,940 --> 00:48:42,940 Fucking second of it, what an enjoyable 1262 00:48:42,940 --> 00:48:44,940 Fucking read this book is, it's just about 1263 00:48:44,940 --> 00:48:46,940 A woman who killed her husband 1264 00:48:46,940 --> 00:48:48,940 What an enjoyable read 1265 00:48:48,940 --> 00:48:50,940 She's in a police station and she's 1266 00:48:50,940 --> 00:48:52,940 Talking to the detectives, and the whole 1267 00:48:52,940 --> 00:48:54,940 Way that the book is told 1268 00:48:54,940 --> 00:48:56,940 Is like, from the perspective 1269 00:48:56,940 --> 00:48:58,940 Of like, alright, alright, just give me 1270 00:48:58,940 --> 00:49:00,940 Just give me a glass of water, I'll continue 1271 00:49:00,940 --> 00:49:02,940 And then she's talking, nobody else is 1272 00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:04,940 Talking, there's no 1273 00:49:04,940 --> 00:49:06,940 Narrator other than her, there's no 1274 00:49:06,940 --> 00:49:08,940 Scene painting, it's just her 1275 00:49:08,940 --> 00:49:10,940 Spoken word to a 1276 00:49:10,940 --> 00:49:12,940 Police detective about what happened 1277 00:49:12,940 --> 00:49:14,940 And she's like 1278 00:49:14,940 --> 00:49:16,940 She's accused of murdering 1279 00:49:16,940 --> 00:49:18,940 The woman that she worked for, the old woman that she worked for 1280 00:49:18,940 --> 00:49:20,940 She's saying, I didn't kill the old woman 1281 00:49:20,940 --> 00:49:22,940 Now by now you've probably thought 1282 00:49:22,940 --> 00:49:24,940 I killed my husband, I did 1283 00:49:24,940 --> 00:49:26,940 Let me tell you how I did that, but it's going to tell you 1284 00:49:26,940 --> 00:49:28,940 Why I didn't kill this woman 1285 00:49:28,940 --> 00:49:30,940 And so far, I've gotten to 1286 00:49:30,940 --> 00:49:32,940 Just got to the point where she killed her husband 1287 00:49:32,940 --> 00:49:34,940 Which is most of the book, so it's tricky 1288 00:49:34,940 --> 00:49:36,940 How they do that, and then how he does that 1289 00:49:36,940 --> 00:49:38,940 And now I'm going to get to the point where 1290 00:49:38,940 --> 00:49:40,940 She supposedly didn't kill the woman that 1291 00:49:40,940 --> 00:49:42,940 She kind of hates 1292 00:49:42,940 --> 00:49:44,940 And, but 1293 00:49:44,940 --> 00:49:46,940 Sort of, I don't know 1294 00:49:46,940 --> 00:49:48,940 It's good, I like it 1295 00:49:48,940 --> 00:49:50,940 I like the flashback 1296 00:49:50,940 --> 00:49:52,940 There's ways to not do that, and that was Ghost of Mars 1297 00:49:56,940 --> 00:49:58,940 How like, there was just a new flashback 1298 00:49:58,940 --> 00:50:00,940 Every fucking 10 minutes 1299 00:50:00,940 --> 00:50:02,940 I forgot about that 1300 00:50:02,940 --> 00:50:04,940 That was the John Carpenter touch 1301 00:50:04,940 --> 00:50:06,940 Like flashbacks, dream sequences, like all those things 1302 00:50:06,940 --> 00:50:08,940 People usually love those, I don't know 1303 00:50:08,940 --> 00:50:10,940 How you can fuck that up, especially when your name's John Carpenter 1304 00:50:12,940 --> 00:50:14,940 Best version of flashbacks 1305 00:50:14,940 --> 00:50:16,940 Best use, memento 1306 00:50:16,940 --> 00:50:18,940 You've seen memento? 1307 00:50:18,940 --> 00:50:20,940 What year is that? 1308 00:50:20,940 --> 00:50:22,940 1990 something 1309 00:50:22,940 --> 00:50:24,940 Guy Pierce, he wakes up 1310 00:50:24,940 --> 00:50:26,940 He's got tattoos all over his body 1311 00:50:26,940 --> 00:50:28,940 He walks up to the mirror 1312 00:50:28,940 --> 00:50:30,940 And written backwards so that he can read it on the mirror 1313 00:50:30,940 --> 00:50:32,940 Says, on July 1314 00:50:32,940 --> 00:50:34,940 Something, 1994, your wife was 1315 00:50:34,940 --> 00:50:36,940 Raped and murdered, you're trying to find the guy that did it 1316 00:50:36,940 --> 00:50:38,940 You know, you have short term 1317 00:50:38,940 --> 00:50:40,940 Memory loss, you can't remember more than 1318 00:50:40,940 --> 00:50:42,940 Ten minutes at a time 1319 00:50:42,940 --> 00:50:44,940 So it's the crow with no powers? 1320 00:50:44,940 --> 00:50:46,940 Except that the short term memory loss 1321 00:50:46,940 --> 00:50:48,940 Is 1322 00:50:48,940 --> 00:50:50,940 He has polaroids 1323 00:50:50,940 --> 00:50:52,940 In his pocket of like people that he runs into 1324 00:50:52,940 --> 00:50:54,940 On a daily basis that says you can trust this person 1325 00:50:54,940 --> 00:50:56,940 This person's shady or whatever 1326 00:50:56,940 --> 00:50:58,940 And he's trying to track down the killer 1327 00:50:58,940 --> 00:51:00,940 And this is directed by, I want to say Christopher Nolan 1328 00:51:00,940 --> 00:51:02,940 I think it was one of his 1329 00:51:02,940 --> 00:51:04,940 Adam Sandler 1330 00:51:04,940 --> 00:51:06,940 Oh, 2000 1331 00:51:06,940 --> 00:51:08,940 50-50 first dates 1332 00:51:08,940 --> 00:51:10,940 Oh, that's a great, yeah 1333 00:51:10,940 --> 00:51:12,940 It's a polaroid of a woman holding up a polaroid 1334 00:51:12,940 --> 00:51:14,940 Yeah, that's his tattoos 1335 00:51:14,940 --> 00:51:16,940 Yeah, 2000, Christopher Nolan 1336 00:51:16,940 --> 00:51:18,940 Movie, one of his earlier ones, but 1337 00:51:18,940 --> 00:51:20,940 Holy shit, one of his 1338 00:51:20,940 --> 00:51:22,940 Like, absolute best fucking 1339 00:51:22,940 --> 00:51:24,940 So good, it's such a good 1340 00:51:24,940 --> 00:51:26,940 Movie, and it has a 1341 00:51:26,940 --> 00:51:28,940 It's worth watching to the end, for sure 1342 00:51:28,940 --> 00:51:30,940 Like, it's a, if you haven't seen Memento 1343 00:51:30,940 --> 00:51:32,940 Highly recommend it, this has been the 1344 00:51:32,940 --> 00:51:34,940 Andy Gets High 1345 00:51:34,940 --> 00:51:36,940 And recommends everything other than the movie we're going to talk about 1346 00:51:36,940 --> 00:51:38,940 Section, roll the music 1347 00:51:38,940 --> 00:51:40,940 What are we talking about? 1348 00:51:40,940 --> 00:51:42,940 What movie are we talking about? 1349 00:51:42,940 --> 00:51:44,940 First off, the movie is 1350 00:51:44,940 --> 00:51:46,940 Mars Attacks, which came out in 1351 00:51:46,940 --> 00:51:48,940 1996 1352 00:51:48,940 --> 00:51:50,940 You had that locked and loaded earlier, so it might as well 1353 00:51:50,940 --> 00:51:52,940 Based on the Tops Trading Cards 1354 00:51:52,940 --> 00:51:54,940 That's how they got it 1355 00:51:54,940 --> 00:51:56,940 Speaking of the origin of the 1356 00:51:56,940 --> 00:51:58,940 Yes, that's the origin 1357 00:51:58,940 --> 00:52:00,940 It wasn't even a comic book 1358 00:52:00,940 --> 00:52:02,940 It was a Tops Trading Card 1359 00:52:02,940 --> 00:52:04,940 From way back in the day, they just had 1360 00:52:04,940 --> 00:52:06,940 Cool designs on it 1361 00:52:06,940 --> 00:52:08,940 I think where we get the radioactive looking 1362 00:52:08,940 --> 00:52:10,940 Skeletons, like the bright neon 1363 00:52:10,940 --> 00:52:12,940 Skeletons 1364 00:52:12,940 --> 00:52:14,940 What the aliens looked like 1365 00:52:14,940 --> 00:52:16,940 Verbatim, like they 1366 00:52:16,940 --> 00:52:18,940 Straight jacked it and put it into 1367 00:52:18,940 --> 00:52:20,940 1996 1368 00:52:20,940 --> 00:52:22,940 This movie came out and you just see them like, duplicated in like 1369 00:52:22,940 --> 00:52:24,940 Music, art, and like 1370 00:52:24,940 --> 00:52:26,940 Yeah, that's all from Tops Trading 1371 00:52:26,940 --> 00:52:28,940 I didn't know it was 1372 00:52:28,940 --> 00:52:30,940 Tops Trading Cards 1373 00:52:30,940 --> 00:52:32,940 And saying that that's what it was, but what a Tim Burton move to do 1374 00:52:32,940 --> 00:52:34,940 Is to make a movie based on that 1375 00:52:34,940 --> 00:52:36,940 Very Tim Burton movie 1376 00:52:36,940 --> 00:52:38,940 Well, who here 1377 00:52:38,940 --> 00:52:40,940 Had seen the movie prior to 1378 00:52:40,940 --> 00:52:42,940 Way back when I was a kid 1379 00:52:42,940 --> 00:52:44,940 How much did you remember? 1380 00:52:44,940 --> 00:52:46,940 Oh, a lot, I remember the 1381 00:52:46,940 --> 00:52:48,940 Cows running, burning in the beginning 1382 00:52:48,940 --> 00:52:50,940 And I was like, whoa, that's the hardest thing I've ever seen 1383 00:52:50,940 --> 00:52:52,940 I didn't remember that 1384 00:52:52,940 --> 00:52:54,940 But speaking of that, that is my first note 1385 00:52:54,940 --> 00:52:56,940 I was like, the cows burning would make an 1386 00:52:56,940 --> 00:52:58,940 Excellent fucking burger commercial 1387 00:52:58,940 --> 00:53:00,940 That was your first note? My first note was the credits 1388 00:53:00,940 --> 00:53:02,940 Oh, no, no, no, no, those came after 1389 00:53:02,940 --> 00:53:04,940 The credits were 1390 00:53:04,940 --> 00:53:06,940 I was like, great 1391 00:53:06,940 --> 00:53:08,940 I was hoping that the opening credits would be 1392 00:53:08,940 --> 00:53:10,940 A Mars Attacks 1393 00:53:10,940 --> 00:53:12,940 Just like Steel 1394 00:53:12,940 --> 00:53:14,940 Was the creation of Steel 1395 00:53:14,940 --> 00:53:16,940 And Mack and me was the 1396 00:53:16,940 --> 00:53:18,940 Was Aliens traveling 1397 00:53:18,940 --> 00:53:20,940 Through space 1398 00:53:20,940 --> 00:53:22,940 I love when they get me a good intro 1399 00:53:22,940 --> 00:53:24,940 That's just the title of the movie 1400 00:53:24,940 --> 00:53:26,940 To me, I was like, the first thing 1401 00:53:26,940 --> 00:53:28,940 That was the setup for what me and my wife 1402 00:53:28,940 --> 00:53:30,940 Through this whole movie had a problem with 1403 00:53:30,940 --> 00:53:32,940 Which was the timing 1404 00:53:32,940 --> 00:53:34,940 How the fuck did this movie take place? 1405 00:53:34,940 --> 00:53:36,940 Because the UFOs were from the 40s or 50s 1406 00:53:36,940 --> 00:53:38,940 That's not a flaw 1407 00:53:38,940 --> 00:53:40,940 That's a treasure 1408 00:53:40,940 --> 00:53:42,940 It's the same reason why we love 1409 00:53:42,940 --> 00:53:44,940 Edward Scissorhands so much 1410 00:53:44,940 --> 00:53:46,940 Because you look at the neighborhoods, the suburban neighborhoods 1411 00:53:46,940 --> 00:53:48,940 In Edward Scissorhands and you're like 1412 00:53:48,940 --> 00:53:50,940 Is this 1950s or is this 1990s 1413 00:53:50,940 --> 00:53:52,940 Because they'd be doing some 1990 shit 1414 00:53:52,940 --> 00:53:54,940 In 1950s aesthetics 1415 00:53:54,940 --> 00:53:56,940 And that's what makes Tim Burton so quirky 1416 00:53:56,940 --> 00:53:58,940 Especially in his early days 1417 00:53:58,940 --> 00:54:00,940 This was beyond quirky because it wasn't one time period 1418 00:54:00,940 --> 00:54:02,940 It was eight time periods 1419 00:54:02,940 --> 00:54:04,940 Who here had not seen the movie? 1420 00:54:04,940 --> 00:54:06,940 I had not 1421 00:54:06,940 --> 00:54:08,940 I never saw the movie either until yesterday 1422 00:54:08,940 --> 00:54:10,940 And yesterday was the first time I saw it 1423 00:54:10,940 --> 00:54:12,940 And you had only seen it as a kid? 1424 00:54:12,940 --> 00:54:14,940 No, I've seen it a few times since I was a kid 1425 00:54:14,940 --> 00:54:16,940 I love the movie 1426 00:54:16,940 --> 00:54:18,940 And I don't know how because it's my kind of movie 1427 00:54:18,940 --> 00:54:20,940 This time I watched it, it paid way more attention 1428 00:54:20,940 --> 00:54:22,940 The background shit in this movie 1429 00:54:22,940 --> 00:54:24,940 Some of it's delightful 1430 00:54:24,940 --> 00:54:26,940 What the Martians are up to 1431 00:54:26,940 --> 00:54:28,940 One of them was just 1432 00:54:28,940 --> 00:54:30,940 Howling a cow on his back 1433 00:54:30,940 --> 00:54:32,940 Just walking through the fucking back 1434 00:54:32,940 --> 00:54:34,940 It's kind of a precursor to Later in the Lab 1435 00:54:34,940 --> 00:54:36,940 Way more weird things 1436 00:54:36,940 --> 00:54:38,940 Like the president's daughter's name 1437 00:54:38,940 --> 00:54:40,940 Is Taffy 1438 00:54:40,940 --> 00:54:42,940 That's what I wrote, Taffy? 1439 00:54:42,940 --> 00:54:44,940 Or how about the fact that 1440 00:54:44,940 --> 00:54:46,940 Jack Nicholson is two major characters 1441 00:54:46,940 --> 00:54:48,940 In this 1442 00:54:48,940 --> 00:54:50,940 Or the guy that's trying to build 1443 00:54:50,940 --> 00:54:52,940 The casino, that's all he cares about 1444 00:54:52,940 --> 00:54:54,940 No, the guy trying to build the casino 1445 00:54:54,940 --> 00:54:56,940 That's Jack Nicholson 1446 00:54:56,940 --> 00:54:58,940 That's what I'm saying, he plays two major characters 1447 00:54:58,940 --> 00:55:00,940 He's the president and the guy trying to make the hotel 1448 00:55:00,940 --> 00:55:02,940 We spent hours 1449 00:55:02,940 --> 00:55:04,940 Trying to figure it out because the wig works 1450 00:55:04,940 --> 00:55:06,940 You cannot tell who it is 1451 00:55:06,940 --> 00:55:08,940 And the voice is 1452 00:55:08,940 --> 00:55:10,940 That was insane 1453 00:55:10,940 --> 00:55:12,940 Jack Nicholson cosplaying as Kid Rock 1454 00:55:12,940 --> 00:55:14,940 Sorry, but yes 1455 00:55:14,940 --> 00:55:16,940 I was watching it all the time 1456 00:55:16,940 --> 00:55:18,940 The moment he started talking I was like 1457 00:55:18,940 --> 00:55:20,940 Wait a minute, there's no fucking way 1458 00:55:20,940 --> 00:55:22,940 That he's two 1459 00:55:22,940 --> 00:55:24,940 There's two Jack Nicholson's in this movie right now 1460 00:55:24,940 --> 00:55:26,940 But the voice, he was changing his voice 1461 00:55:26,940 --> 00:55:28,940 He wasn't talking the same at all 1462 00:55:28,940 --> 00:55:30,940 Also Natalie Portman is so mild 1463 00:55:30,940 --> 00:55:32,940 With the whole movie 1464 00:55:32,940 --> 00:55:34,940 She just doesn't give a fuck 1465 00:55:34,940 --> 00:55:36,940 She just watched a bunch of people get slaughtered by the force 1466 00:55:36,940 --> 00:55:38,940 She's like, I guess they're not 1467 00:55:38,940 --> 00:55:40,940 No, her line was 1468 00:55:40,940 --> 00:55:42,940 I guess they don't like humans 1469 00:55:42,940 --> 00:55:44,940 No, no, I guess they don't like birds 1470 00:55:44,940 --> 00:55:46,940 Birds 1471 00:55:46,940 --> 00:55:48,940 She just watched 1472 00:55:48,940 --> 00:55:50,940 A bunch of military people 1473 00:55:50,940 --> 00:55:52,940 Get fucking annihilated 1474 00:55:52,940 --> 00:55:54,940 A bunch of civilians by death rates 1475 00:55:54,940 --> 00:55:56,940 And she goes, I guess they don't like birds 1476 00:55:56,940 --> 00:55:58,940 And that speaker guy of the house 1477 00:55:58,940 --> 00:56:00,940 The guy that gets the hookers all the time 1478 00:56:00,940 --> 00:56:02,940 Oh, Martin Short 1479 00:56:02,940 --> 00:56:04,940 Martin Short 1480 00:56:04,940 --> 00:56:06,940 Wait, real quick 1481 00:56:06,940 --> 00:56:08,940 Natalie Portman, you know how she was super mild 1482 00:56:08,940 --> 00:56:10,940 She was really queen amadalaling herself 1483 00:56:10,940 --> 00:56:12,940 Throughout that crisis 1484 00:56:12,940 --> 00:56:14,940 She was just like a plain face 1485 00:56:14,940 --> 00:56:16,940 Except the only difference is 1486 00:56:16,940 --> 00:56:18,940 Way less wardrobe changes 1487 00:56:18,940 --> 00:56:20,940 If you go back and watch episode one 1488 00:56:20,940 --> 00:56:22,940 She changes her clothes every five minutes 1489 00:56:22,940 --> 00:56:24,940 She looks different 1490 00:56:24,940 --> 00:56:26,940 Part of her job is 1491 00:56:26,940 --> 00:56:28,940 She has to be dressed differently 1492 00:56:28,940 --> 00:56:30,940 We don't know the politics of space 1493 00:56:30,940 --> 00:56:32,940 Especially that long ago 1494 00:56:32,940 --> 00:56:34,940 The thing about my point 1495 00:56:34,940 --> 00:56:36,940 You're just picking up hookers 1496 00:56:36,940 --> 00:56:38,940 In between the Washington Monument and the White House 1497 00:56:38,940 --> 00:56:40,940 You're just picking up a hooker 1498 00:56:40,940 --> 00:56:42,940 Like, hey, I'm in a limo 1499 00:56:42,940 --> 00:56:44,940 Come check it out 1500 00:56:44,940 --> 00:56:46,940 Right outside the fucking White House 1501 00:56:46,940 --> 00:56:48,940 We knew that he was asking for dates 1502 00:56:48,940 --> 00:56:50,940 With people that you meet in random places 1503 00:56:50,940 --> 00:56:52,940 It's called love at first sight 1504 00:56:52,940 --> 00:56:54,940 And don't shit on love 1505 00:56:54,940 --> 00:56:56,940 Have you ever seen serendipity? 1506 00:56:56,940 --> 00:56:58,940 It's basically serendipity 1507 00:56:58,940 --> 00:57:00,940 I've been to the White House 1508 00:57:00,940 --> 00:57:02,940 I've been to the Washington Monument 1509 00:57:02,940 --> 00:57:04,940 There's no hookers there 1510 00:57:04,940 --> 00:57:06,940 There's also not a UFO that knocks it over 1511 00:57:06,940 --> 00:57:08,940 And catches it and brings it back 1512 00:57:08,940 --> 00:57:10,940 But yeah, there's not hookers there 1513 00:57:10,940 --> 00:57:12,940 Is what I'm saying 1514 00:57:12,940 --> 00:57:14,940 I'm saying that Martin Short 1515 00:57:14,940 --> 00:57:16,940 Had a limo for the day 1516 00:57:16,940 --> 00:57:20,940 With beautiful looking, heavily makeup'd women 1517 00:57:20,940 --> 00:57:22,940 And he asked them 1518 00:57:22,940 --> 00:57:24,940 They asked him because they're like 1519 00:57:24,940 --> 00:57:26,940 Would you like a date? 1520 00:57:26,940 --> 00:57:28,940 And he's like, well, how am I going to pass this up? 1521 00:57:28,940 --> 00:57:30,940 And he said yes 1522 00:57:30,940 --> 00:57:32,940 Which led to one of the funniest lines in the movie 1523 00:57:32,940 --> 00:57:34,940 When he said, we call this the Kennedy Room 1524 00:57:34,940 --> 00:57:36,940 Oh, that's great 1525 00:57:36,940 --> 00:57:38,940 See, you've got to think that was 1526 00:57:38,940 --> 00:57:40,940 Really controversial when this came out 1527 00:57:40,940 --> 00:57:42,940 In 96? 1528 00:57:42,940 --> 00:57:44,940 Everybody's known since the 60s 1529 00:57:44,940 --> 00:57:46,940 You know what's really controversial? 1530 00:57:46,940 --> 00:57:48,940 Is when they're having the press meeting 1531 00:57:48,940 --> 00:57:50,940 And that weird looking guy steps up 1532 00:57:50,940 --> 00:57:52,940 Do the Martians have two sexes like we do? 1533 00:57:52,940 --> 00:57:54,940 I love that 1534 00:57:54,940 --> 00:57:56,940 I think that was one of the best 1535 00:57:56,940 --> 00:57:58,940 The press conference asked nothing of importance 1536 00:57:58,940 --> 00:58:00,940 It was just like, hey, so aliens have come out 1537 00:58:00,940 --> 00:58:02,940 Blah, blah, blah 1538 00:58:02,940 --> 00:58:04,940 And then Michael J. Fox, who I love in this role 1539 00:58:04,940 --> 00:58:06,940 He's such a swarmy little 1540 00:58:06,940 --> 00:58:08,940 But he's not a bad guy 1541 00:58:08,940 --> 00:58:10,940 He's just a swarmy little guy 1542 00:58:10,940 --> 00:58:12,940 And he goes like, so are we going to be able to talk to these fucking aliens? 1543 00:58:12,940 --> 00:58:14,940 And the guy's like, I don't know, we'll figure it out 1544 00:58:14,940 --> 00:58:16,940 And the next one's like, do they have two sexes like humans? 1545 00:58:16,940 --> 00:58:18,940 It's like, this is what people fucking ask 1546 00:58:18,940 --> 00:58:20,940 Humans are stupid 1547 00:58:20,940 --> 00:58:22,940 It's that Tommy Lee Jones line from fucking 1548 00:58:22,940 --> 00:58:24,940 Humans are, a person is wonderful 1549 00:58:24,940 --> 00:58:26,940 Yeah, they're a strong, capable 1550 00:58:26,940 --> 00:58:28,940 But human beings are fucking stoned 1551 00:58:28,940 --> 00:58:30,940 Was that his point of this movie? 1552 00:58:30,940 --> 00:58:32,940 That humans suck? 1553 00:58:32,940 --> 00:58:34,940 Yeah, was that his whole 1554 00:58:34,940 --> 00:58:36,940 He always has a point of view 1555 00:58:36,940 --> 00:58:38,940 I don't think there 1556 00:58:38,940 --> 00:58:40,940 I don't think there was a 1557 00:58:40,940 --> 00:58:42,940 I don't think there was a highlight 1558 00:58:42,940 --> 00:58:44,940 That poor kid with his shitty fucking family 1559 00:58:44,940 --> 00:58:46,940 They just worshiped Jack Black 1560 00:58:46,940 --> 00:58:48,940 The son 1561 00:58:48,940 --> 00:58:50,940 Like that just reminded me so much of my family 1562 00:58:50,940 --> 00:58:52,940 And made me sound sad, dude 1563 00:58:52,940 --> 00:58:54,940 Just a bunch of like, they're fucking not taking my TV 1564 00:58:54,940 --> 00:58:56,940 That's literally what my family was like 1565 00:58:56,940 --> 00:58:58,940 I feel like, again, this might be a little bit 1566 00:58:58,940 --> 00:59:00,940 Controversial for you 1567 00:59:00,940 --> 00:59:02,940 I guess, but I think that Jack Black got a bad deal 1568 00:59:02,940 --> 00:59:04,940 First off 1569 00:59:04,940 --> 00:59:06,940 When we're introduced to Jack Black 1570 00:59:06,940 --> 00:59:08,940 I think that he's a good guy 1571 00:59:08,940 --> 00:59:10,940 First off, when we're introduced to Jack Black's character 1572 00:59:10,940 --> 00:59:12,940 And his father and mother 1573 00:59:12,940 --> 00:59:14,940 It's a normal trailer park family 1574 00:59:14,940 --> 00:59:16,940 Nothing wrong with it 1575 00:59:16,940 --> 00:59:18,940 You got a big family, living in a small trailer 1576 00:59:18,940 --> 00:59:20,940 You gotta do what you gotta do, it's cramped 1577 00:59:20,940 --> 00:59:22,940 I'm sure they like, whatever 1578 00:59:22,940 --> 00:59:24,940 But, he just assembled a fucking AK-47 1579 00:59:24,940 --> 00:59:26,940 Or whatever 1580 00:59:26,940 --> 00:59:28,940 In under two minutes, that's impressive 1581 00:59:28,940 --> 00:59:30,940 His dad, he checks it 1582 00:59:30,940 --> 00:59:32,940 He goes, I told you dad I was gonna get it in under two minutes 1583 00:59:32,940 --> 00:59:34,940 His dad's super fucking proud of him, I love it 1584 00:59:34,940 --> 00:59:36,940 And then the dickhead younger brother comes in 1585 00:59:36,940 --> 00:59:38,940 Well, you want a cookie? 1586 00:59:38,940 --> 00:59:40,940 And then you see Jack Black's face go 1587 00:59:40,940 --> 00:59:42,940 Like, get serious for a moment 1588 00:59:42,940 --> 00:59:44,940 And then he just kind of brushes it off and tries to get happy with his dad again 1589 00:59:44,940 --> 00:59:46,940 Moment ruined 1590 00:59:46,940 --> 00:59:48,940 Long haired kid, dickhead 1591 00:59:48,940 --> 00:59:50,940 Go spend some time with fucking your demented grandmother 1592 00:59:50,940 --> 00:59:52,940 You know what, I get it 1593 00:59:52,940 --> 00:59:54,940 I fucking get it 1594 00:59:54,940 --> 00:59:56,940 I know why you're siding with him, you long haired dude 1595 00:59:56,940 --> 00:59:58,940 With your demented grandmother 1596 00:59:58,940 --> 01:00:00,940 No, she's not demented, that's just dad 1597 01:00:00,940 --> 01:00:02,940 Just kidding 1598 01:00:02,940 --> 01:00:04,940 If your dickhead dad, in my case grandpa 1599 01:00:04,940 --> 01:00:06,940 Just worshiped your other fucking son 1600 01:00:06,940 --> 01:00:08,940 Forever, and just kissed his fucking ass 1601 01:00:08,940 --> 01:00:10,940 Even though he wasn't shit 1602 01:00:10,940 --> 01:00:12,940 Like, yeah, you'd be a little bit 1603 01:00:12,940 --> 01:00:14,940 What do you want, a fucking cookie? 1604 01:00:14,940 --> 01:00:16,940 And he ends up being the one saving the world 1605 01:00:16,940 --> 01:00:18,940 Yeah, and he saved the fucking world 1606 01:00:18,940 --> 01:00:20,940 And Jack Black didn't kill one of them 1607 01:00:20,940 --> 01:00:22,940 You notice, Jack Black didn't kill one of those damn things 1608 01:00:22,940 --> 01:00:24,940 I'm on Martian detail 1609 01:00:24,940 --> 01:00:26,940 You're putting up fucking road signs you fucking 1610 01:00:26,940 --> 01:00:28,940 Here's the thing 1611 01:00:28,940 --> 01:00:30,940 He got 1612 01:00:30,940 --> 01:00:32,940 He volunteered in a moment of crisis 1613 01:00:32,940 --> 01:00:34,940 Okay? 1614 01:00:34,940 --> 01:00:36,940 He's a little overweight 1615 01:00:36,940 --> 01:00:38,940 So you know that already he's 1616 01:00:38,940 --> 01:00:40,940 Struggling with like, are they even going to accept me 1617 01:00:40,940 --> 01:00:42,940 But he's still gung ho about it, he takes the bus ride over 1618 01:00:42,940 --> 01:00:44,940 He enlists 1619 01:00:44,940 --> 01:00:46,940 They're not going to put him on active fucking 1620 01:00:46,940 --> 01:00:48,940 Combat duty up two days later 1621 01:00:48,940 --> 01:00:50,940 He's got to go through basic training at least 1622 01:00:50,940 --> 01:00:52,940 So, him even being 1623 01:00:52,940 --> 01:00:54,940 Out there, that's brave 1624 01:00:54,940 --> 01:00:56,940 Him even being out there 1625 01:00:56,940 --> 01:00:58,940 On presidential, on general protection 1626 01:00:58,940 --> 01:01:00,940 Detail is a brave thing 1627 01:01:00,940 --> 01:01:02,940 And his haircut was brave 1628 01:01:02,940 --> 01:01:04,940 You ever seen Tales from the Crypt? 1629 01:01:04,940 --> 01:01:06,940 What a fashion bitch you are 1630 01:01:06,940 --> 01:01:08,940 What a fashion little bitch you are 1631 01:01:08,940 --> 01:01:10,940 And that haircut was brave 1632 01:01:10,940 --> 01:01:12,940 You look ugly 1633 01:01:12,940 --> 01:01:14,940 Jack Black 1634 01:01:14,940 --> 01:01:16,940 But I will say his strategy of 1635 01:01:16,940 --> 01:01:18,940 Shit starts fucking popping off 1636 01:01:18,940 --> 01:01:20,940 And he just starts running towards the alien 1637 01:01:20,940 --> 01:01:22,940 Hides behind a truck 1638 01:01:22,940 --> 01:01:24,940 Finds a gun 1639 01:01:24,940 --> 01:01:26,940 And then dies immediately without killing anybody 1640 01:01:26,940 --> 01:01:28,940 Oh god, that death 1641 01:01:28,940 --> 01:01:30,940 That fucked with me as a kid 1642 01:01:30,940 --> 01:01:32,940 How it goes to here it stops 1643 01:01:32,940 --> 01:01:34,940 And just Jack Black's head 1644 01:01:34,940 --> 01:01:36,940 I was like, oh god 1645 01:01:36,940 --> 01:01:38,940 The cows in that were 1646 01:01:38,940 --> 01:01:40,940 Traumatizing as a kid 1647 01:01:40,940 --> 01:01:42,940 What I was hoping though is 1648 01:01:42,940 --> 01:01:44,940 Right before he died, what he actually says is 1649 01:01:44,940 --> 01:01:46,940 I surrender and then puts his gun up 1650 01:01:46,940 --> 01:01:48,940 And then dies, right? What I was hoping for 1651 01:01:48,940 --> 01:01:50,940 Is that the news articles later 1652 01:01:50,940 --> 01:01:52,940 Inside the family's 1653 01:01:52,940 --> 01:01:54,940 House would be like, coward 1654 01:01:54,940 --> 01:01:56,940 Soldier dies a coward 1655 01:01:56,940 --> 01:01:58,940 Death surrendering to 1656 01:01:58,940 --> 01:02:00,940 Aliens or something would be such a 1657 01:02:00,940 --> 01:02:02,940 Better like icing on the cake of like 1658 01:02:02,940 --> 01:02:04,940 That family so they have to deal with the kind of shame of it 1659 01:02:06,940 --> 01:02:08,940 So anyway, I did put that long haired dick 1660 01:02:08,940 --> 01:02:10,940 Or that long haired kid was a dick 1661 01:02:10,940 --> 01:02:12,940 To fucking Jack Black for no reason 1662 01:02:14,940 --> 01:02:16,940 It makes it worse when he's the hero 1663 01:02:16,940 --> 01:02:18,940 I think the 1664 01:02:18,940 --> 01:02:20,940 Casino manager that deals 1665 01:02:20,940 --> 01:02:22,940 With the fictional boxer guy 1666 01:02:22,940 --> 01:02:24,940 In the very beginning 1667 01:02:24,940 --> 01:02:26,940 Jack Nicholson's casino manager 1668 01:02:26,940 --> 01:02:28,940 But the little dude 1669 01:02:28,940 --> 01:02:30,940 Is a fucking G 1670 01:02:30,940 --> 01:02:32,940 He knows what's up, the guy's like 1671 01:02:32,940 --> 01:02:34,940 I need a raise for my family and stuff 1672 01:02:34,940 --> 01:02:36,940 He's like, nah 1673 01:02:36,940 --> 01:02:38,940 Well, listen man, I could get two boxers 1674 01:02:38,940 --> 01:02:40,940 That are just as good as you for fucking 1675 01:02:40,940 --> 01:02:42,940 Maybe less 1676 01:02:42,940 --> 01:02:44,940 Danny DeVito was just a cameo 1677 01:02:44,940 --> 01:02:46,940 Jim Brown, right? 1678 01:02:46,940 --> 01:02:48,940 I will say I misremembered this movie 1679 01:02:48,940 --> 01:02:50,940 Yeah, Jim Brown 1680 01:02:50,940 --> 01:02:52,940 I misremembered this movie, I thought the ending 1681 01:02:52,940 --> 01:02:54,940 Was always 1682 01:02:54,940 --> 01:02:56,940 They play Tom Jones 1683 01:02:56,940 --> 01:02:58,940 Through the speakers 1684 01:02:58,940 --> 01:03:00,940 I said is Tom Jones going to save the world? That's what I said when they first played it 1685 01:03:00,940 --> 01:03:02,940 But 1686 01:03:02,940 --> 01:03:04,940 Because that was always a misremember for me 1687 01:03:04,940 --> 01:03:06,940 I forgot that it was that weird music 1688 01:03:06,940 --> 01:03:08,940 That the grandma listened to 1689 01:03:08,940 --> 01:03:10,940 I always thought that they put on Tom Jones 1690 01:03:10,940 --> 01:03:12,940 At the end and that's what got them 1691 01:03:12,940 --> 01:03:14,940 But then I knew this was false 1692 01:03:14,940 --> 01:03:16,940 Because the aliens get on stage 1693 01:03:16,940 --> 01:03:18,940 With Tom Jones as he's singing 1694 01:03:18,940 --> 01:03:20,940 And they start dancing, doing the backup 1695 01:03:20,940 --> 01:03:22,940 What a great 1696 01:03:22,940 --> 01:03:24,940 What a fun, poorly acted cameo 1697 01:03:24,940 --> 01:03:26,940 From Tom Jones, he's not a great actor 1698 01:03:26,940 --> 01:03:28,940 You made that other song that's 1699 01:03:28,940 --> 01:03:30,940 What's new, Pussycat? 1700 01:03:30,940 --> 01:03:32,940 Whoa whoa whoa 1701 01:03:32,940 --> 01:03:34,940 Whoa whoa whoa 1702 01:03:34,940 --> 01:03:36,940 If there's a whoa whoa 1703 01:03:36,940 --> 01:03:38,940 Tom Jones 1704 01:03:38,940 --> 01:03:40,940 Fucking did it bro 1705 01:03:40,940 --> 01:03:42,940 I like how when they finally cut to the casino 1706 01:03:42,940 --> 01:03:44,940 And there's a lady that loses on slots 1707 01:03:44,940 --> 01:03:46,940 Two times in a row as it's panning 1708 01:03:46,940 --> 01:03:48,940 And she's still smiling 1709 01:03:48,940 --> 01:03:50,940 Like the machine is rolling 1710 01:03:50,940 --> 01:03:52,940 And it rolls 1711 01:03:52,940 --> 01:03:54,940 She lost two times in a row 1712 01:03:54,940 --> 01:03:56,940 She rolled it, lost, rolled it, lost again 1713 01:03:56,940 --> 01:03:58,940 She's still like 1714 01:03:58,940 --> 01:04:00,940 Fun 1715 01:04:00,940 --> 01:04:02,940 There's so many of those little scenes in this movie 1716 01:04:02,940 --> 01:04:04,940 That just have a little shot 1717 01:04:04,940 --> 01:04:06,940 Almost like when the aliens attack and they roll 1718 01:04:06,940 --> 01:04:08,940 The bowl 1719 01:04:08,940 --> 01:04:10,940 The whole sequence 1720 01:04:10,940 --> 01:04:12,940 You really pay attention 1721 01:04:12,940 --> 01:04:14,940 It shows certain things 1722 01:04:14,940 --> 01:04:16,940 And then just weird off angle 1723 01:04:16,940 --> 01:04:18,940 Footage of people running around 1724 01:04:18,940 --> 01:04:20,940 And then it cuts to another funny thing 1725 01:04:20,940 --> 01:04:22,940 So when I saw 1726 01:04:22,940 --> 01:04:24,940 Them roll 1727 01:04:24,940 --> 01:04:26,940 A bowling ball to knock 1728 01:04:26,940 --> 01:04:28,940 Down the Easter head 1729 01:04:28,940 --> 01:04:30,940 Easter Island heads or whatever 1730 01:04:30,940 --> 01:04:32,940 At that point I realized 1731 01:04:32,940 --> 01:04:34,940 These aliens are just fucking around 1732 01:04:34,940 --> 01:04:36,940 They're having fun with their mission 1733 01:04:36,940 --> 01:04:38,940 And so that means that they're 1734 01:04:38,940 --> 01:04:40,940 Barbaric 1735 01:04:40,940 --> 01:04:42,940 I don't know what the difference between war 1736 01:04:42,940 --> 01:04:44,940 And barbarism, like barbaricism 1737 01:04:44,940 --> 01:04:46,940 Is or whatever 1738 01:04:46,940 --> 01:04:48,940 But if it's the line of enjoying your work 1739 01:04:48,940 --> 01:04:50,940 While you do it 1740 01:04:50,940 --> 01:04:52,940 Then we gotta look at some things 1741 01:04:52,940 --> 01:04:54,940 Some Americans were barbaric during Vietnam 1742 01:04:54,940 --> 01:04:56,940 And a lot of Germans were barbaric 1743 01:04:56,940 --> 01:04:58,940 During World War II 1744 01:04:58,940 --> 01:05:00,940 And then you gotta think 1745 01:05:00,940 --> 01:05:02,940 The Martians were barbaric during their attack on Earth 1746 01:05:02,940 --> 01:05:04,940 Because 1747 01:05:04,940 --> 01:05:06,940 That's some vicious shit 1748 01:05:06,940 --> 01:05:08,940 The fact that you're gonna play with your food 1749 01:05:08,940 --> 01:05:10,940 The fact that you're gonna show up to Congress 1750 01:05:10,940 --> 01:05:12,940 I understand as a 1751 01:05:12,940 --> 01:05:14,940 Strategic move makes sense 1752 01:05:14,940 --> 01:05:16,940 Get all of Congress into one place 1753 01:05:16,940 --> 01:05:18,940 Murder, murderize them all 1754 01:05:18,940 --> 01:05:20,940 But I'm not saying 1755 01:05:20,940 --> 01:05:22,940 Don't cut that one here 1756 01:05:22,940 --> 01:05:24,940 It's murder all of Congress 1757 01:05:24,940 --> 01:05:26,940 If you can get them all in one place 1758 01:05:26,940 --> 01:05:28,940 It was a great strategy if you're trying to 1759 01:05:28,940 --> 01:05:30,940 Attack Earth 1760 01:05:30,940 --> 01:05:32,940 As Mars, Martians 1761 01:05:32,940 --> 01:05:34,940 When they all meet them in the desert 1762 01:05:34,940 --> 01:05:36,940 And they're like, we come in peace 1763 01:05:36,940 --> 01:05:38,940 We are your friends 1764 01:05:38,940 --> 01:05:40,940 Come here 1765 01:05:40,940 --> 01:05:42,940 Did anyone ever decide if that was 1766 01:05:42,940 --> 01:05:44,940 A language misinterpretation 1767 01:05:44,940 --> 01:05:46,940 Or were they here to attack 1768 01:05:46,940 --> 01:05:48,940 No, they were fucking with them 1769 01:05:48,940 --> 01:05:50,940 The moment I saw them 1770 01:05:50,940 --> 01:05:52,940 Playing with their food 1771 01:05:52,940 --> 01:05:54,940 They're just trolling them 1772 01:05:54,940 --> 01:05:56,940 They have a little box 1773 01:05:56,940 --> 01:05:58,940 That translates to them 1774 01:05:58,940 --> 01:06:00,940 We are your friends, don't run from us 1775 01:06:00,940 --> 01:06:02,940 Come here, is it just murdering everyone 1776 01:06:02,940 --> 01:06:04,940 In sight 1777 01:06:04,940 --> 01:06:06,940 The hippie guy that 1778 01:06:06,940 --> 01:06:08,940 Came in peace 1779 01:06:08,940 --> 01:06:10,940 That guy's the right president 1780 01:06:10,940 --> 01:06:12,940 For fucking sure, dude 1781 01:06:12,940 --> 01:06:14,940 He was high as fuck 1782 01:06:14,940 --> 01:06:16,940 Which was the first laugh out loud moment 1783 01:06:16,940 --> 01:06:18,940 In the movie when they shot 1784 01:06:18,940 --> 01:06:20,940 That damn duff 1785 01:06:20,940 --> 01:06:22,940 It was serious 1786 01:06:22,940 --> 01:06:24,940 How did he play serious with the cows on fire 1787 01:06:24,940 --> 01:06:26,940 Running through, that was pretty funny 1788 01:06:26,940 --> 01:06:28,940 From the time they went to the president 1789 01:06:28,940 --> 01:06:30,940 At the very beginning 1790 01:06:30,940 --> 01:06:32,940 Jack Nicholson, by the way 1791 01:06:32,940 --> 01:06:34,940 What a fucking presidential role 1792 01:06:34,940 --> 01:06:36,940 He played it so serious 1793 01:06:36,940 --> 01:06:38,940 In such a comedic movie 1794 01:06:38,940 --> 01:06:40,940 And he dies in such a funny 1795 01:06:40,940 --> 01:06:42,940 Whatever, everything about his role 1796 01:06:42,940 --> 01:06:44,940 Is funny, but I would 1797 01:06:44,940 --> 01:06:46,940 See him again as a president in a 1798 01:06:46,940 --> 01:06:48,940 Serious movie any day 1799 01:06:48,940 --> 01:06:50,940 Well, he can't do it now 1800 01:06:50,940 --> 01:06:52,940 Why? He's got that Bruce Willis disease now 1801 01:06:52,940 --> 01:06:54,940 Does he really? Yeah, he can't 1802 01:06:54,940 --> 01:06:56,940 Remember his lines and shit anymore 1803 01:06:56,940 --> 01:06:58,940 Oh, by the way 1804 01:06:58,940 --> 01:07:00,940 OJ Simpson died 1805 01:07:00,940 --> 01:07:02,940 The other day, fuck yeah 1806 01:07:02,940 --> 01:07:04,940 Are we allowed to celebrate that 1807 01:07:04,940 --> 01:07:06,940 You were sitting in the battle with Kansas 1808 01:07:06,940 --> 01:07:08,940 Yeah, I saw that 1809 01:07:08,940 --> 01:07:10,940 I saw you post that, that was great 1810 01:07:10,940 --> 01:07:12,940 Yeah, I mean 1811 01:07:12,940 --> 01:07:14,940 I don't have anything to follow that up with 1812 01:07:14,940 --> 01:07:16,940 Are we sponsored 1813 01:07:16,940 --> 01:07:18,940 Are we sponsored by 1814 01:07:18,940 --> 01:07:20,940 Knife sharpener 1815 01:07:20,940 --> 01:07:22,940 Anthony sent me 1816 01:07:22,940 --> 01:07:24,940 Anthony Mitchell, our comedic leader 1817 01:07:24,940 --> 01:07:26,940 Sent me in a news article 1818 01:07:26,940 --> 01:07:28,940 Saying OJ confesses to his family 1819 01:07:28,940 --> 01:07:30,940 Before death 1820 01:07:30,940 --> 01:07:32,940 Click on it, it just shows a black dude 1821 01:07:32,940 --> 01:07:34,940 With a giant fucking hog 1822 01:07:34,940 --> 01:07:36,940 It's just a troll 1823 01:07:36,940 --> 01:07:38,940 I prefer getting Rick rolled 1824 01:07:38,940 --> 01:07:40,940 Than dick rolled 1825 01:07:40,940 --> 01:07:42,940 I just made that 1826 01:07:42,940 --> 01:07:44,940 Actually, I want that to be a tattoo 1827 01:07:44,940 --> 01:07:46,940 Where I get a barcode tattoo 1828 01:07:46,940 --> 01:07:48,940 And if anyone scans it 1829 01:07:48,940 --> 01:07:50,940 It takes you to Rick Astley's Never Get Over It 1830 01:07:50,940 --> 01:07:52,940 That's great, that'll be really funny in 40 years 1831 01:07:54,940 --> 01:07:56,940 I know, it's less than a while so 1832 01:07:56,940 --> 01:07:58,940 When people have to download the nostalgic 1833 01:07:58,940 --> 01:08:00,940 App to read barcodes 1834 01:08:00,940 --> 01:08:02,940 And then it'll take them to the internet 1835 01:08:02,940 --> 01:08:04,940 Quote unquote, whatever that used to be 1836 01:08:04,940 --> 01:08:06,940 And then they can find out what a Rick Astley is 1837 01:08:06,940 --> 01:08:08,940 Whatever a hologram 1838 01:08:08,940 --> 01:08:10,940 They're looking through 1839 01:08:10,940 --> 01:08:12,940 If I can roll someone in their fucking mind chip 1840 01:08:12,940 --> 01:08:14,940 That fucking, yeah 1841 01:08:14,940 --> 01:08:16,940 Their Google glass 1842 01:08:16,940 --> 01:08:18,940 Oh see, now that's the one terrifying aspect 1843 01:08:18,940 --> 01:08:20,940 Of the mind chip, I'm totally for the mind chip 1844 01:08:20,940 --> 01:08:22,940 Put the mind chip in, if I can literally lay down 1845 01:08:22,940 --> 01:08:24,940 In a bed and I'm just walking around 1846 01:08:24,940 --> 01:08:26,940 In Final Fantasy World 1847 01:08:26,940 --> 01:08:28,940 Just being fucking dope, absolutely 1848 01:08:28,940 --> 01:08:30,940 I'm making a full feeling and sensation 1849 01:08:30,940 --> 01:08:32,940 All that shit, perfect 1850 01:08:32,940 --> 01:08:34,940 Just put a tube, feed me, I don't care 1851 01:08:34,940 --> 01:08:36,940 That's what you're gonna do 1852 01:08:36,940 --> 01:08:38,940 You're gonna lay in your bed and be in Final Fantasy World 1853 01:08:38,940 --> 01:08:40,940 Not banging Megan Fox 1854 01:08:40,940 --> 01:08:42,940 Yes 1855 01:08:42,940 --> 01:08:44,940 Well, you gotta think, even with AI 1856 01:08:44,940 --> 01:08:46,940 It's gonna get to the point where there's gonna be 1857 01:08:46,940 --> 01:08:48,940 Like Star Trek, Holodeck level 1858 01:08:48,940 --> 01:08:50,940 Pornography 1859 01:08:50,940 --> 01:08:52,940 Where people are going to AI 1860 01:08:52,940 --> 01:08:54,940 Recreate Megan Fox, like you're saying 1861 01:08:54,940 --> 01:08:56,940 Exactly down to Megan Fox 1862 01:08:56,940 --> 01:08:58,940 You haven't done that yet with your 1863 01:08:58,940 --> 01:09:00,940 You'll be able to choose 1864 01:09:00,940 --> 01:09:02,940 Wait a minute, wait, wait 1865 01:09:02,940 --> 01:09:04,940 You're talking to someone who owns a 1866 01:09:04,940 --> 01:09:06,940 What is it you have that does that? 3D 1867 01:09:06,940 --> 01:09:08,940 I have an Oculus Quest 1868 01:09:08,940 --> 01:09:10,940 Does an Oculus have that? 1869 01:09:10,940 --> 01:09:12,940 It has VR porn if you want to get that 1870 01:09:12,940 --> 01:09:14,940 And you've never looked at it to see? 1871 01:09:14,940 --> 01:09:16,940 I'm asking about it because I don't know 1872 01:09:16,940 --> 01:09:18,940 I don't own one 1873 01:09:18,940 --> 01:09:20,940 No 1874 01:09:20,940 --> 01:09:22,940 Because I don't need to use VR for porn 1875 01:09:22,940 --> 01:09:24,940 If I was gonna look at porn 1876 01:09:24,940 --> 01:09:26,940 What are you talking about? 1877 01:09:26,940 --> 01:09:28,940 Two days fine with you 1878 01:09:28,940 --> 01:09:30,940 You beat anyone else up lately 1879 01:09:30,940 --> 01:09:34,940 When they have one of the Martians come down as the alien chick 1880 01:09:34,940 --> 01:09:36,940 Oh God 1881 01:09:36,940 --> 01:09:38,940 You're so graceful 1882 01:09:38,940 --> 01:09:40,940 What are we rating that chick? 1883 01:09:40,940 --> 01:09:42,940 I'm gonna rate her on 1884 01:09:42,940 --> 01:09:44,940 Oh 1885 01:09:44,940 --> 01:09:46,940 I was gonna say 1886 01:09:46,940 --> 01:09:48,940 There's a Patrick girl in there 1887 01:09:48,940 --> 01:09:50,940 The one that's next to Jim Brown 1888 01:09:50,940 --> 01:09:52,940 Besties, of course Mike 1889 01:09:52,940 --> 01:09:54,940 Is her name Smothers? 1890 01:09:54,940 --> 01:09:56,940 Do you remember the actress's name? 1891 01:09:56,940 --> 01:09:58,940 No 1892 01:09:58,940 --> 01:10:00,940 That played Cleopatra in that movie? No 1893 01:10:00,940 --> 01:10:02,940 I wanna say Alexandria Smothers 1894 01:10:02,940 --> 01:10:04,940 That's a poor name if I've ever heard one 1895 01:10:04,940 --> 01:10:06,940 I would say 1896 01:10:06,940 --> 01:10:08,940 If we're gonna rate on 1897 01:10:08,940 --> 01:10:10,940 Bangability 1898 01:10:10,940 --> 01:10:12,940 We tried this dude 1899 01:10:12,940 --> 01:10:14,940 It's sore on IMDB with this movie because there's so many 1900 01:10:14,940 --> 01:10:16,940 stars 1901 01:10:16,940 --> 01:10:18,940 If you're trying to look for an actor in there, good luck 1902 01:10:18,940 --> 01:10:20,940 Yeah, because there is a ton 1903 01:10:20,940 --> 01:10:22,940 There is a ton 1904 01:10:22,940 --> 01:10:24,940 The amount of famous people in this movie is insane 1905 01:10:24,940 --> 01:10:26,940 That's Lisa Marie 1906 01:10:26,940 --> 01:10:28,940 She's the one who played the 1907 01:10:28,940 --> 01:10:30,940 Big head girl 1908 01:10:30,940 --> 01:10:32,940 Martian girl 1909 01:10:32,940 --> 01:10:34,940 No, no, we're looking for the Cleopatra 1910 01:10:34,940 --> 01:10:36,940 Why would her name be Cleopatra here? 1911 01:10:36,940 --> 01:10:38,940 Oh, is the 1912 01:10:38,940 --> 01:10:40,940 You can't sort that way so I don't know 1913 01:10:40,940 --> 01:10:42,940 And that outfit 1914 01:10:42,940 --> 01:10:44,940 If this was on Amazon, it would like 1915 01:10:44,940 --> 01:10:46,940 Was it Christina Apatee? 1916 01:10:46,940 --> 01:10:48,940 No, because she plays a young 1917 01:10:48,940 --> 01:10:50,940 What are we doing? This is the pervious thing we've ever done 1918 01:10:50,940 --> 01:10:52,940 Let's just move on 1919 01:10:52,940 --> 01:10:54,940 You know what, if you wanna jerk off to the Cleopatra 1920 01:10:54,940 --> 01:10:56,940 There she is 1921 01:10:56,940 --> 01:10:58,940 We found her, it's Janice Rivera 1922 01:10:58,940 --> 01:11:00,940 Janice Rivera 1923 01:11:00,940 --> 01:11:02,940 Is that who that is? What else has she been in? 1924 01:11:02,940 --> 01:11:04,940 She's been in six things 1925 01:11:04,940 --> 01:11:06,940 Mars Attacks being one of them 1926 01:11:06,940 --> 01:11:08,940 Cindy, Byron's co-worker 1927 01:11:08,940 --> 01:11:10,940 Last Action Hero 1928 01:11:10,940 --> 01:11:12,940 Oh, Unaccredited 1929 01:11:12,940 --> 01:11:14,940 I was gonna do maybe 1930 01:11:14,940 --> 01:11:16,940 Last Action Hero is the movie for this week 1931 01:11:16,940 --> 01:11:18,940 And I might be assigned 1932 01:11:18,940 --> 01:11:20,940 But now let's look at the picture 1933 01:11:20,940 --> 01:11:22,940 Of Bangability for this chick 1934 01:11:22,940 --> 01:11:24,940 Wait, we're gonna 1935 01:11:24,940 --> 01:11:26,940 What we're gonna do is 1936 01:11:26,940 --> 01:11:28,940 Fuck Mary Kill 1937 01:11:28,940 --> 01:11:30,940 The Martian alien robot chick 1938 01:11:30,940 --> 01:11:32,940 The dog headed 1939 01:11:32,940 --> 01:11:34,940 Sarah Michelle 1940 01:11:34,940 --> 01:11:36,940 Sarah Jessica Parker 1941 01:11:36,940 --> 01:11:38,940 As the dog 1942 01:11:38,940 --> 01:11:40,940 Or the dog headed 1943 01:11:40,940 --> 01:11:42,940 Version with her body 1944 01:11:42,940 --> 01:11:44,940 That's the three 1945 01:11:44,940 --> 01:11:46,940 We're doing alien chick 1946 01:11:46,940 --> 01:11:48,940 With the Martian inside 1947 01:11:48,940 --> 01:11:50,940 We're doing Sarah Jessica Parker 1948 01:11:50,940 --> 01:11:52,940 With the dog body 1949 01:11:52,940 --> 01:11:54,940 Or her body with the dog head 1950 01:11:54,940 --> 01:11:56,940 Fuck Mary Kill 1951 01:11:56,940 --> 01:11:58,940 Cage Pickle 1952 01:11:58,940 --> 01:12:00,940 Out of those three choices 1953 01:12:00,940 --> 01:12:02,940 It's the alien girl 1954 01:12:02,940 --> 01:12:04,940 Because I always thought Sarah Jessica Parker is overrated 1955 01:12:04,940 --> 01:12:06,940 Okay, you would rather 1956 01:12:06,940 --> 01:12:08,940 Fuck an alien and a robot body than 1957 01:12:08,940 --> 01:12:10,940 A green blooded nasty alien 1958 01:12:10,940 --> 01:12:12,940 I mean the last time 1959 01:12:12,940 --> 01:12:14,940 You were saying fuck the robot 1960 01:12:14,940 --> 01:12:16,940 The last time she looked good was in 1961 01:12:16,940 --> 01:12:18,940 The Navigator 1962 01:12:18,940 --> 01:12:20,940 What an oddly specific 1963 01:12:20,940 --> 01:12:22,940 Reference 1964 01:12:22,940 --> 01:12:24,940 Remember that baby? 1965 01:12:24,940 --> 01:12:26,940 Sarah Jessica Parker was in the Navigator 1966 01:12:26,940 --> 01:12:28,940 I guess I'll look up Sarah Jessica Parker 1967 01:12:28,940 --> 01:12:30,940 I have the solution 1968 01:12:30,940 --> 01:12:32,940 For everyone 1969 01:12:32,940 --> 01:12:34,940 Kill the alien 1970 01:12:34,940 --> 01:12:36,940 The Martian chick 1971 01:12:36,940 --> 01:12:38,940 Gross 1972 01:12:38,940 --> 01:12:40,940 Fuck the dog headed 1973 01:12:40,940 --> 01:12:42,940 And then marry the alien 1974 01:12:42,940 --> 01:12:44,940 At least it's someone I can talk to 1975 01:12:44,940 --> 01:12:46,940 I'm not going to bang her 1976 01:12:46,940 --> 01:12:48,940 You're my wife, I can talk to you 1977 01:12:48,940 --> 01:12:50,940 You can choke that dog out 1978 01:12:50,940 --> 01:12:52,940 You can choke that annoying little fucking dog out 1979 01:12:52,940 --> 01:12:54,940 I think we can leave it there 1980 01:12:54,940 --> 01:12:56,940 Wait a minute, Patrick 1981 01:12:56,940 --> 01:12:58,940 There we go 1982 01:12:58,940 --> 01:13:00,940 You left the clear map 1983 01:13:00,940 --> 01:13:02,940 It's really going to give you bad choices 1984 01:13:02,940 --> 01:13:04,940 This is the case 1985 01:13:04,940 --> 01:13:06,940 Oh, so 1986 01:13:06,940 --> 01:13:08,940 Pam Greer plays an interesting character 1987 01:13:08,940 --> 01:13:10,940 She's in a wonderful moment on the bus 1988 01:13:10,940 --> 01:13:12,940 First off she talks to her husband 1989 01:13:12,940 --> 01:13:14,940 I haven't seen the kids in a few days 1990 01:13:14,940 --> 01:13:16,940 Kids will just be kids, it's New York City 1991 01:13:16,940 --> 01:13:18,940 They just disappear for a few days 1992 01:13:18,940 --> 01:13:20,940 Don't worry about it, they're 9 and 12 years old respectively 1993 01:13:20,940 --> 01:13:22,940 I'm sure they'll be fine on the streets 1994 01:13:22,940 --> 01:13:24,940 They're badass, I love those kids 1995 01:13:24,940 --> 01:13:26,940 And she's like, oh okay 1996 01:13:26,940 --> 01:13:28,940 And so she's driving the bus 1997 01:13:28,940 --> 01:13:30,940 Which is one of the best moments 1998 01:13:30,940 --> 01:13:32,940 And she sees them playing the alien game 1999 01:13:32,940 --> 01:13:34,940 And she takes them off the bus 2000 01:13:34,940 --> 01:13:36,940 Or onto the bus, yells and scolds them 2001 01:13:36,940 --> 01:13:38,940 Puts them on the bus, gets the applause from the people on the bus 2002 01:13:38,940 --> 01:13:40,940 Which is what's a wonderful moment 2003 01:13:40,940 --> 01:13:42,940 But then they get home 2004 01:13:42,940 --> 01:13:44,940 And they're playing the same alien game 2005 01:13:44,940 --> 01:13:46,940 Which makes me think 2006 01:13:46,940 --> 01:13:48,940 What the fuck 2007 01:13:48,940 --> 01:13:50,940 What game is that? 2008 01:13:50,940 --> 01:13:52,940 Why go to an arcade and spend money to play 2009 01:13:52,940 --> 01:13:54,940 A game you literally own at home 2010 01:13:54,940 --> 01:13:56,940 They have the light gun system set up 2011 01:13:56,940 --> 01:13:58,940 They literally could have played 2012 01:13:58,940 --> 01:14:00,940 I get it, they want to ditch school 2013 01:14:00,940 --> 01:14:02,940 They don't want to go to school 2014 01:14:02,940 --> 01:14:04,940 And they're thinking, let's go to the arcade and play the game 2015 01:14:04,940 --> 01:14:06,940 They can hang out with mom 2016 01:14:06,940 --> 01:14:08,940 Listen, we did it all the time 2017 01:14:08,940 --> 01:14:10,940 We went to the arcade, I had the same games at home 2018 01:14:10,940 --> 01:14:12,940 And I went to the arcade 2019 01:14:12,940 --> 01:14:14,940 Which is silly, what a silly thing to do 2020 01:14:14,940 --> 01:14:16,940 I've lost all control of my cup holder 2021 01:14:18,940 --> 01:14:20,940 I was guarding it 2022 01:14:20,940 --> 01:14:22,940 I thought you were going to kiss me at some point 2023 01:14:22,940 --> 01:14:24,940 Those kids were great 2024 01:14:24,940 --> 01:14:26,940 I was trying to figure this out when we were looking at credits 2025 01:14:26,940 --> 01:14:28,940 Because look at all the famous people in there 2026 01:14:28,940 --> 01:14:30,940 Ray J, was he one of the kids? 2027 01:14:30,940 --> 01:14:32,940 Yeah 2028 01:14:32,940 --> 01:14:34,940 Okay, I was 2029 01:14:34,940 --> 01:14:36,940 Quite upset with him and Kim Kardashian 2030 01:14:36,940 --> 01:14:38,940 He was one of the kids 2031 01:14:38,940 --> 01:14:40,940 Him and Kim Kardashian, they're the ones that had the sex tape 2032 01:14:40,940 --> 01:14:42,940 The one that made her famous 2033 01:14:42,940 --> 01:14:44,940 The one that launched the Kardashian empire 2034 01:14:44,940 --> 01:14:46,940 The one that launched the Kardashian empire 2035 01:14:46,940 --> 01:14:48,940 Was Ray J's dick in that one 2036 01:14:48,940 --> 01:14:50,940 Sex tape 2037 01:14:50,940 --> 01:14:52,940 Weird timing, huh? OJ dies and then now we're talking about Ray J 2038 01:14:52,940 --> 01:14:54,940 And now we're talking about Ray J 2039 01:14:54,940 --> 01:14:56,940 Holy shit, Ray J 2040 01:14:56,940 --> 01:14:58,940 OJ 2041 01:14:58,940 --> 01:15:00,940 And it's hard to make those 2042 01:15:00,940 --> 01:15:02,940 Jay-Z? No wait, hold on 2043 01:15:02,940 --> 01:15:04,940 It's hard to make those OJ jokes 2044 01:15:04,940 --> 01:15:06,940 But you know, I'm going to take a stab at it 2045 01:15:06,940 --> 01:15:08,940 My favorite one is always drink apple juice 2046 01:15:08,940 --> 01:15:10,940 Because OJ will kill you 2047 01:15:12,940 --> 01:15:14,940 The scene in the White House 2048 01:15:14,940 --> 01:15:16,940 First of all, the alien 2049 01:15:16,940 --> 01:15:18,940 Turns to one of them 2050 01:15:18,940 --> 01:15:20,940 And his laser gun 2051 01:15:20,940 --> 01:15:22,940 Makes a revolver noise 2052 01:15:22,940 --> 01:15:24,940 That's cool 2053 01:15:24,940 --> 01:15:26,940 Also, two kids protecting the president 2054 01:15:26,940 --> 01:15:28,940 Get the president out of here! That would never happen 2055 01:15:28,940 --> 01:15:30,940 It's not even a white or black thing 2056 01:15:30,940 --> 01:15:32,940 It's a kid thing, fuck Biden 2057 01:15:32,940 --> 01:15:34,940 They were just playing the game to them 2058 01:15:34,940 --> 01:15:36,940 You could tell in the way it was shot 2059 01:15:36,940 --> 01:15:38,940 They were playing the game to them, this is cool 2060 01:15:38,940 --> 01:15:40,940 I've been doing this 2061 01:15:40,940 --> 01:15:42,940 Get the president out of here 2062 01:15:42,940 --> 01:15:44,940 That was good foreshadowing from Tim Burton 2063 01:15:44,940 --> 01:15:46,940 Pierce Brosnan character 2064 01:15:46,940 --> 01:15:48,940 Great 2065 01:15:48,940 --> 01:15:50,940 Really? Yeah, what a swarming dickhead 2066 01:15:50,940 --> 01:15:52,940 Did you not watch him as 007? 2067 01:15:52,940 --> 01:15:54,940 Did you not watch him as 007? 2068 01:15:54,940 --> 01:15:56,940 Oh look, he's just playing the same part 2069 01:15:56,940 --> 01:15:58,940 Only as a professor 2070 01:15:58,940 --> 01:16:00,940 I didn't see him 2071 01:16:00,940 --> 01:16:02,940 Obviously that's my James Bond 2072 01:16:02,940 --> 01:16:04,940 But he didn't really bring it 2073 01:16:04,940 --> 01:16:06,940 Obviously he's doing a comedy 2074 01:16:06,940 --> 01:16:08,940 He could have outshone it 2075 01:16:08,940 --> 01:16:10,940 I would have been happy if he actually acted really well 2076 01:16:10,940 --> 01:16:12,940 I would have been happy if he actually acted really well 2077 01:16:12,940 --> 01:16:14,940 As a professor 2078 01:16:14,940 --> 01:16:16,940 He was really goofy 2079 01:16:16,940 --> 01:16:18,940 Honestly, most people did not play this movie straight 2080 01:16:18,940 --> 01:16:20,940 He played it like most people did 2081 01:16:20,940 --> 01:16:22,940 That's what I thought was so great about Jack Nicholson 2082 01:16:22,940 --> 01:16:24,940 He played so straight 2083 01:16:24,940 --> 01:16:26,940 While everyone around him 2084 01:16:26,940 --> 01:16:28,940 Was kind of in on the joke 2085 01:16:28,940 --> 01:16:30,940 I got to watch that new Pierce Brosnan movie 2086 01:16:30,940 --> 01:16:32,940 The Adam Devine one 2087 01:16:32,940 --> 01:16:34,940 Adam Devine works at a bank 2088 01:16:34,940 --> 01:16:36,940 He's marrying this chick 2089 01:16:36,940 --> 01:16:38,940 And her parents used to be bank robbers 2090 01:16:38,940 --> 01:16:40,940 And they robbed the bank 2091 01:16:40,940 --> 01:16:42,940 That he works at and get him involved 2092 01:16:42,940 --> 01:16:44,940 Pierce Brosnan is the dad 2093 01:16:44,940 --> 01:16:46,940 I think I've seen him in a 2094 01:16:46,940 --> 01:16:48,940 He's wearing like a turtleneck 2095 01:16:48,940 --> 01:16:50,940 With a black turtleneck sort of deal 2096 01:16:50,940 --> 01:16:52,940 He looks like he's going to rob a bank 2097 01:16:52,940 --> 01:16:54,940 Maybe I'm wrong 2098 01:16:54,940 --> 01:16:56,940 Maybe I'm thinking of a different movie 2099 01:16:56,940 --> 01:16:58,940 Do you know why 2100 01:16:58,940 --> 01:17:00,940 Bald people don't wear 2101 01:17:00,940 --> 01:17:02,940 Turtlenecks 2102 01:17:02,940 --> 01:17:04,940 Because they look like a giant broke condom 2103 01:17:04,940 --> 01:17:06,940 I knew there was going to be a dick and bald 2104 01:17:06,940 --> 01:17:08,940 I knew the moment would come 2105 01:17:08,940 --> 01:17:10,940 Mr. Pickle 2106 01:17:10,940 --> 01:17:12,940 It's Mr. Pickle, what do you want? 2107 01:17:12,940 --> 01:17:14,940 I like how you say bald people 2108 01:17:14,940 --> 01:17:16,940 You could have just said you know why I don't wear turtlenecks 2109 01:17:16,940 --> 01:17:18,940 I think in that 2110 01:17:18,940 --> 01:17:20,940 I think in that 2111 01:17:20,940 --> 01:17:22,940 I get what you're saying 2112 01:17:22,940 --> 01:17:24,940 That they were all in on the joke 2113 01:17:24,940 --> 01:17:26,940 They were, but I think they all played 2114 01:17:26,940 --> 01:17:28,940 They all acted wonderfully 2115 01:17:28,940 --> 01:17:30,940 I think that was his intention 2116 01:17:30,940 --> 01:17:32,940 Because Annette Benning was wonderful 2117 01:17:32,940 --> 01:17:34,940 When you watch this movie you get the few people that are serious 2118 01:17:34,940 --> 01:17:36,940 And everyone around them not being so 2119 01:17:36,940 --> 01:17:38,940 It kind of fits 2120 01:17:38,940 --> 01:17:40,940 But you say not serious 2121 01:17:40,940 --> 01:17:42,940 They're serious, they're supposed to be 2122 01:17:42,940 --> 01:17:44,940 Typical 1950s caricatures 2123 01:17:44,940 --> 01:17:46,940 They're caricatures 2124 01:17:46,940 --> 01:17:48,940 Or Jack Nicholson is not 2125 01:17:48,940 --> 01:17:50,940 I think that's what I'm saying 2126 01:17:50,940 --> 01:17:52,940 The character is perfect 2127 01:17:52,940 --> 01:17:54,940 But he played the character straight 2128 01:17:54,940 --> 01:17:56,940 Is what I'm saying 2129 01:17:56,940 --> 01:17:58,940 The hippie chick 2130 01:17:58,940 --> 01:18:00,940 That's married to the Jack Nicholson 2131 01:18:00,940 --> 01:18:02,940 Annette Benning 2132 01:18:02,940 --> 01:18:04,940 She's like this is so terrible 2133 01:18:04,940 --> 01:18:06,940 Here's some money 2134 01:18:06,940 --> 01:18:08,940 I love that 2135 01:18:08,940 --> 01:18:10,940 I love that she's sitting on the car 2136 01:18:10,940 --> 01:18:12,940 Just totally vibing out 2137 01:18:12,940 --> 01:18:14,940 When the aliens come out 2138 01:18:14,940 --> 01:18:16,940 And then she freaks 2139 01:18:16,940 --> 01:18:18,940 It's just so many nice touches 2140 01:18:18,940 --> 01:18:20,940 To them 2141 01:18:20,940 --> 01:18:22,940 But we're all these years later 2142 01:18:22,940 --> 01:18:24,940 This is 28 years later 2143 01:18:24,940 --> 01:18:26,940 At the time 2144 01:18:26,940 --> 01:18:28,940 This movie didn't do that well 2145 01:18:28,940 --> 01:18:30,940 I don't think it would do well today 2146 01:18:30,940 --> 01:18:32,940 I heard it's one of the most expensive 2147 01:18:32,940 --> 01:18:34,940 Movies they made because of all the actors 2148 01:18:34,940 --> 01:18:36,940 And all that 2149 01:18:36,940 --> 01:18:38,940 Special effects and all that 2150 01:18:38,940 --> 01:18:40,940 260 million dollars 2151 01:18:40,940 --> 01:18:42,940 But I heard opening weekend it made 2152 01:18:42,940 --> 01:18:44,940 9 million 2153 01:18:44,940 --> 01:18:46,940 So 80 million budget but it only made 101 2154 01:18:46,940 --> 01:18:48,940 No it's not 2155 01:18:48,940 --> 01:18:50,940 You gotta make at least 2156 01:18:50,940 --> 01:18:52,940 Three times 2157 01:18:52,940 --> 01:18:54,940 At least three times 2158 01:18:54,940 --> 01:18:56,940 But that's total with video and everything 2159 01:18:56,940 --> 01:18:58,940 That's box ups 2160 01:18:58,940 --> 01:19:00,940 That's worldwide box office 2161 01:19:00,940 --> 01:19:02,940 That's worldwide box office 2162 01:19:02,940 --> 01:19:04,940 That's not even American box office 2163 01:19:04,940 --> 01:19:06,940 Here in America it just didn't do well 2164 01:19:06,940 --> 01:19:08,940 Well yeah 2165 01:19:08,940 --> 01:19:10,940 Because they usually spend 2166 01:19:10,940 --> 01:19:12,940 Twice the budget on 2167 01:19:12,940 --> 01:19:14,940 Marketing 2168 01:19:14,940 --> 01:19:16,940 And then 2169 01:19:16,940 --> 01:19:18,940 I read 2170 01:19:18,940 --> 01:19:20,940 There's a thing I follow where they talk about this 2171 01:19:20,940 --> 01:19:22,940 So they would need to make 2172 01:19:22,940 --> 01:19:24,940 160 million 2173 01:19:24,940 --> 01:19:26,940 To basically break even 2174 01:19:26,940 --> 01:19:28,940 And so it's a flop 2175 01:19:28,940 --> 01:19:30,940 At 101 2176 01:19:30,940 --> 01:19:32,940 That's why it didn't get a sequel 2177 01:19:32,940 --> 01:19:34,940 But if it made 200 million 2178 01:19:34,940 --> 01:19:36,940 Or 80 million 2179 01:19:36,940 --> 01:19:38,940 Then it would have been somewhat successful 2180 01:19:38,940 --> 01:19:40,940 I'm just curious 96 2181 01:19:40,940 --> 01:19:42,940 Was that the fifth biggest movie that whole year? 2182 01:19:42,940 --> 01:19:44,940 Yeah because there were some great movies 2183 01:19:44,940 --> 01:19:46,940 100 million is a lot of money in 96 2184 01:19:46,940 --> 01:19:48,940 Yeah and there was great movies 2185 01:19:48,940 --> 01:19:50,940 That came out that summer 2186 01:19:50,940 --> 01:19:52,940 You had 2187 01:19:52,940 --> 01:19:54,940 Twister 2188 01:19:54,940 --> 01:19:56,940 How was it received in that year? 2189 01:19:56,940 --> 01:19:58,940 Twister came out 2190 01:19:58,940 --> 01:20:00,940 That year 2191 01:20:00,940 --> 01:20:02,940 Independence Day 2192 01:20:02,940 --> 01:20:04,940 Came out that same year 2193 01:20:04,940 --> 01:20:06,940 Top box office 2194 01:20:06,940 --> 01:20:08,940 Popular 1996 2195 01:20:08,940 --> 01:20:10,940 Chamber 2196 01:20:10,940 --> 01:20:12,940 Titanic 2197 01:20:12,940 --> 01:20:14,940 Is that the same Titanic? 2198 01:20:14,940 --> 01:20:16,940 It is 2199 01:20:16,940 --> 01:20:18,940 Dragon Heart came out that year 2200 01:20:18,940 --> 01:20:20,940 There's a lot of great movies 2201 01:20:20,940 --> 01:20:22,940 Last Man Standing 2202 01:20:22,940 --> 01:20:24,940 Kiss Good Night 2203 01:20:24,940 --> 01:20:26,940 We reviewed that 2204 01:20:26,940 --> 01:20:28,940 Hell yeah 2205 01:20:28,940 --> 01:20:30,940 No Escape was 1996 2206 01:20:30,940 --> 01:20:32,940 The Rock came out 2207 01:20:32,940 --> 01:20:34,940 Eraser came out 2208 01:20:34,940 --> 01:20:36,940 I saw that in theaters 2209 01:20:36,940 --> 01:20:38,940 All dude that's the real question 2210 01:20:38,940 --> 01:20:40,940 Cable Guy came out in 1996 2211 01:20:40,940 --> 01:20:42,940 So did Scream 2212 01:20:42,940 --> 01:20:44,940 Yeah fuck dude of course 2213 01:20:44,940 --> 01:20:46,940 Don't be a menace to South Central 2214 01:20:46,940 --> 01:20:48,940 Did Scream make 100 million? 2215 01:20:48,940 --> 01:20:50,940 I bet Scream 100 million 2216 01:20:50,940 --> 01:20:52,940 Cable Guy didn't do that way 2217 01:20:52,940 --> 01:20:54,940 No 2218 01:20:54,940 --> 01:20:56,940 Top box office come on 2219 01:20:56,940 --> 01:20:58,940 I don't even think Chain Reaction did that good 2220 01:20:58,940 --> 01:21:00,940 Domestic Box Office from 1996 2221 01:21:00,940 --> 01:21:02,940 Independence Day 2222 01:21:02,940 --> 01:21:04,940 Twister, Mission Impossible, The Rock, Nuddy Professor 2223 01:21:04,940 --> 01:21:06,940 Ransom, Bird Cage, Time to Kill 2224 01:21:06,940 --> 01:21:08,940 101 Domations, First Wives Closie 2225 01:21:08,940 --> 01:21:10,940 Racer, Phenomenon, Hunchback 2226 01:21:10,940 --> 01:21:12,940 Space Jam 2227 01:21:12,940 --> 01:21:14,940 Star Trek First Contract 2228 01:21:14,940 --> 01:21:16,940 Broken Hero 2229 01:21:16,940 --> 01:21:18,940 No it doesn't matter 2230 01:21:18,940 --> 01:21:20,940 It doesn't matter 2231 01:21:20,940 --> 01:21:22,940 How is it not there? 2232 01:21:22,940 --> 01:21:24,940 It's getting killed 2233 01:21:24,940 --> 01:21:26,940 Mars Attacks 2234 01:21:26,940 --> 01:21:28,940 Dragon Heart maybe 2235 01:21:28,940 --> 01:21:30,940 There it is right there number 60 2236 01:21:30,940 --> 01:21:32,940 There you go see 2237 01:21:32,940 --> 01:21:34,940 That one says 27 million 2238 01:21:34,940 --> 01:21:36,940 That's domestic 2239 01:21:36,940 --> 01:21:38,940 Father of the Bride 2240 01:21:38,940 --> 01:21:40,940 Total Gross 2241 01:21:40,940 --> 01:21:42,940 Independence Day came out the same year 2242 01:21:42,940 --> 01:21:44,940 Oh lots of great movies 2243 01:21:44,940 --> 01:21:46,940 Father of the Bride Part 2 2244 01:21:46,940 --> 01:21:48,940 Spiderman 2245 01:21:48,940 --> 01:21:50,940 That fucking John Travolta movie 2246 01:21:50,940 --> 01:21:52,940 Where he plays an angel come to Earth 2247 01:21:52,940 --> 01:21:54,940 Called Michael 2248 01:21:54,940 --> 01:21:56,940 Which we should totally review when you die 2249 01:21:56,940 --> 01:21:58,940 Because it's an angel 2250 01:21:58,940 --> 01:22:00,940 If you actually do die 2251 01:22:00,940 --> 01:22:02,940 I'm not going to die 2252 01:22:02,940 --> 01:22:04,940 I'm just telling you 2253 01:22:04,940 --> 01:22:06,940 We're going to review either Crank 2 High Voltage 2254 01:22:06,940 --> 01:22:08,940 Or we're going to do Michael 2255 01:22:08,940 --> 01:22:10,940 The movie about a dude named Michael 2256 01:22:10,940 --> 01:22:12,940 There's so many more movies beat out 2257 01:22:12,940 --> 01:22:14,940 It's going to be clenching as hard 2258 01:22:14,940 --> 01:22:16,940 In the last moments 2259 01:22:16,940 --> 01:22:18,940 There's a lot of good movies out here 2260 01:22:18,940 --> 01:22:20,940 What did you say? 2261 01:22:20,940 --> 01:22:22,940 It says Mike's last moments 2262 01:22:22,940 --> 01:22:24,940 At least they're going to do that movie 2263 01:22:24,940 --> 01:22:26,940 At least Fried Rice Podcast 2264 01:22:26,940 --> 01:22:28,940 Will do that movie Michael 2265 01:22:28,940 --> 01:22:30,940 Andy's going to make so many jokes 2266 01:22:30,940 --> 01:22:32,940 Not me dying 2267 01:22:32,940 --> 01:22:34,940 We did kill him, old fucking... 2268 01:22:34,940 --> 01:22:36,940 It'll be fun 2269 01:22:36,940 --> 01:22:38,940 The movie Jack with Robbo 2270 01:22:38,940 --> 01:22:40,940 All proceeds of zero dollars 2271 01:22:40,940 --> 01:22:42,940 Will go to Mike's family 2272 01:22:42,940 --> 01:22:44,940 Okay, so 2273 01:22:44,940 --> 01:22:46,940 I say we 2274 01:22:46,940 --> 01:22:48,940 Will all take a go at the alien 2275 01:22:48,940 --> 01:22:50,940 Robot chick according to 2276 01:22:50,940 --> 01:22:52,940 Gage Pickle over here 2277 01:22:52,940 --> 01:22:54,940 Cleopatra, that's what he's talking about 2278 01:22:54,940 --> 01:22:56,940 And then we get to the 2279 01:22:56,940 --> 01:22:58,940 It's a pretty rushed movie 2280 01:22:58,940 --> 01:23:00,940 It jumps around a lot 2281 01:23:00,940 --> 01:23:02,940 But we get to the end 2282 01:23:02,940 --> 01:23:04,940 Pretty much 2283 01:23:04,940 --> 01:23:06,940 You thought it was rushed? 2284 01:23:06,940 --> 01:23:08,940 A little bit 2285 01:23:08,940 --> 01:23:10,940 I thought this would be such a good movie 2286 01:23:10,940 --> 01:23:12,940 It was 20 minutes shorter 2287 01:23:12,940 --> 01:23:14,940 No, I think it covered everything you need to cover 2288 01:23:14,940 --> 01:23:16,940 I think we got enough aliens attacking 2289 01:23:16,940 --> 01:23:18,940 We got enough of their shenanigans 2290 01:23:18,940 --> 01:23:20,940 I liked that we got a lot of on ship stuff 2291 01:23:20,940 --> 01:23:22,940 That we got a lot of their internal command stuff 2292 01:23:22,940 --> 01:23:24,940 That they were laughing and viciously enjoying 2293 01:23:24,940 --> 01:23:26,940 With the fact that they were exterminating this fucking planet 2294 01:23:26,940 --> 01:23:28,940 Of near intellectual beings 2295 01:23:28,940 --> 01:23:30,940 Because we're first off 2296 01:23:30,940 --> 01:23:32,940 A sister planet 2297 01:23:32,940 --> 01:23:34,940 There's no reason to attack 2298 01:23:34,940 --> 01:23:36,940 We weren't really exploring Mars other than sending the occasional rover 2299 01:23:36,940 --> 01:23:38,940 And they're underground anyway 2300 01:23:38,940 --> 01:23:40,940 They were successfully able to hide from us 2301 01:23:40,940 --> 01:23:42,940 The attack doesn't make any sense 2302 01:23:42,940 --> 01:23:44,940 How were they able to build so many saucers underground? 2303 01:23:44,940 --> 01:23:46,940 Where did they get all the metal from? 2304 01:23:46,940 --> 01:23:48,940 And they didn't really explore the telepathic abilities too much 2305 01:23:48,940 --> 01:23:50,940 Unless that's how they communicate with each other 2306 01:23:50,940 --> 01:23:52,940 Doesn't matter 2307 01:23:52,940 --> 01:23:54,940 The point is 2308 01:23:54,940 --> 01:23:56,940 The point is you have no point 2309 01:23:56,940 --> 01:23:58,940 They had so much 2310 01:23:58,940 --> 01:24:00,940 That's what I sound like 2311 01:24:00,940 --> 01:24:02,940 No, it was great 2312 01:24:02,940 --> 01:24:04,940 I loved every scene 2313 01:24:04,940 --> 01:24:06,940 There wasn't a scene I would have cut 2314 01:24:06,940 --> 01:24:08,940 What would you have cut? 2315 01:24:08,940 --> 01:24:10,940 I would have cut all the interspersals 2316 01:24:10,940 --> 01:24:12,940 Between just the people running 2317 01:24:12,940 --> 01:24:14,940 For no reason 2318 01:24:14,940 --> 01:24:16,940 There was a lot of editing choices in this 2319 01:24:16,940 --> 01:24:18,940 That were way longer than they needed to be 2320 01:24:18,940 --> 01:24:20,940 Towards the end of the movie 2321 01:24:20,940 --> 01:24:22,940 Towards the end of the movie 2322 01:24:22,940 --> 01:24:24,940 We literally said 2323 01:24:24,940 --> 01:24:26,940 If this movie went into 10 minutes ago 2324 01:24:26,940 --> 01:24:28,940 It would have been a really good movie 2325 01:24:28,940 --> 01:24:30,940 Not towards the very end, but like 20 minutes before the end 2326 01:24:30,940 --> 01:24:32,940 When they started after all that 2327 01:24:32,940 --> 01:24:34,940 And then they went through a lot of judge submission 2328 01:24:34,940 --> 01:24:36,940 About how they got to the president 2329 01:24:36,940 --> 01:24:38,940 How they killed the president 2330 01:24:38,940 --> 01:24:40,940 Just it got repetitive 2331 01:24:40,940 --> 01:24:42,940 When they killed a boxer and they're flying the plane 2332 01:24:42,940 --> 01:24:44,940 And they see them all back away from him 2333 01:24:44,940 --> 01:24:46,940 But then he just walks up 2334 01:24:46,940 --> 01:24:48,940 Like whatever 2335 01:24:48,940 --> 01:24:50,940 They could have flown over and seen them 2336 01:24:50,940 --> 01:24:52,940 Piling on him and left it that way 2337 01:24:52,940 --> 01:24:54,940 They didn't have to walk away like, oh he's dead 2338 01:24:54,940 --> 01:24:56,940 There was a lot of that stuff 2339 01:24:56,940 --> 01:24:58,940 A lot of very specifics 2340 01:24:58,940 --> 01:25:00,940 It didn't need to be there 2341 01:25:00,940 --> 01:25:02,940 Especially since he's right there 2342 01:25:02,940 --> 01:25:04,940 On the box 2343 01:25:04,940 --> 01:25:06,940 I can say the credits could have been 2344 01:25:06,940 --> 01:25:08,940 45 seconds shorter 2345 01:25:08,940 --> 01:25:10,940 Like I said 2346 01:25:10,940 --> 01:25:12,940 When I get a solid 2347 01:25:12,940 --> 01:25:14,940 1993 to 1998 2348 01:25:14,940 --> 01:25:16,940 Movie 2349 01:25:16,940 --> 01:25:18,940 I want there to be a 2350 01:25:18,940 --> 01:25:20,940 3 minute long credit sequence 2351 01:25:20,940 --> 01:25:22,940 That is 2352 01:25:22,940 --> 01:25:24,940 The title of the movie 2353 01:25:24,940 --> 01:25:26,940 Explaining itself, we've gotten so much 2354 01:25:26,940 --> 01:25:28,940 If we do Twister 2355 01:25:28,940 --> 01:25:30,940 If it's not a fucking 3 minute 2356 01:25:30,940 --> 01:25:32,940 Uncut shot of just a Twister 2357 01:25:32,940 --> 01:25:34,940 Doing a Twister 2358 01:25:34,940 --> 01:25:36,940 Or a family playing Twister 2359 01:25:36,940 --> 01:25:38,940 Or 2360 01:25:38,940 --> 01:25:40,940 The Beatles performing the twist 2361 01:25:40,940 --> 01:25:42,940 Then I am not 2362 01:25:42,940 --> 01:25:44,940 For it. That needs to be the credits 2363 01:25:44,940 --> 01:25:46,940 They kind of cut Michael J. Fox 2364 01:25:46,940 --> 01:25:48,940 Pretty hard in this one. He did, he got 2365 01:25:48,940 --> 01:25:50,940 Shocked hard. He got murdered 2366 01:25:50,940 --> 01:25:52,940 His wife flirted with the 2367 01:25:52,940 --> 01:25:54,940 Scientist guy, the Martians 2368 01:25:54,940 --> 01:25:56,940 Turned her into a dog 2369 01:25:56,940 --> 01:25:58,940 They combined her with her dog and then 2370 01:25:58,940 --> 01:26:00,940 She made out with him 2371 01:26:00,940 --> 01:26:02,940 She didn't care at all 2372 01:26:02,940 --> 01:26:04,940 That was obvious the whole time 2373 01:26:04,940 --> 01:26:06,940 When she put her head on the dog body 2374 01:26:06,940 --> 01:26:08,940 What a bitch 2375 01:26:08,940 --> 01:26:10,940 What a bitch 2376 01:26:10,940 --> 01:26:12,940 My point is 2377 01:26:12,940 --> 01:26:14,940 This movie, everything goes just a little 2378 01:26:14,940 --> 01:26:16,940 Too far 2379 01:26:16,940 --> 01:26:18,940 Who's a sweet woman? Sarah, Jessica, horse face Parker? 2380 01:26:18,940 --> 01:26:20,940 Hey 2381 01:26:20,940 --> 01:26:22,940 That's funny 2382 01:26:22,940 --> 01:26:24,940 Bitch 2383 01:26:24,940 --> 01:26:26,940 That doesn't reflect the idea 2384 01:26:26,940 --> 01:26:28,940 You've got the guy with Parkinson's 2385 01:26:28,940 --> 01:26:30,940 There's some distractions 2386 01:26:30,940 --> 01:26:32,940 Good lord, you are so anti-woman 2387 01:26:32,940 --> 01:26:34,940 It's insane 2388 01:26:34,940 --> 01:26:36,940 I think she's the villain in this 2389 01:26:36,940 --> 01:26:38,940 Yeah Mike, you going to join him on this bandwagon? 2390 01:26:38,940 --> 01:26:40,940 You probably could get Cage Pickle 2391 01:26:40,940 --> 01:26:42,940 Yeah, I know, because he doesn't like her eating 2392 01:26:42,940 --> 01:26:44,940 Do you think the grandma should have been just a little bit sweeter? 2393 01:26:44,940 --> 01:26:46,940 No, I think he was 2394 01:26:46,940 --> 01:26:48,940 Played right 2395 01:26:48,940 --> 01:26:50,940 I agree 2396 01:26:50,940 --> 01:26:52,940 She was a little bit too cynical 2397 01:26:52,940 --> 01:26:54,940 She was basically like, yeah fuck you 2398 01:26:54,940 --> 01:26:56,940 I like this guy better 2399 01:26:56,940 --> 01:26:58,940 She's an asshole, but she saved the world 2400 01:26:58,940 --> 01:27:00,940 Whatever 2401 01:27:00,940 --> 01:27:02,940 She just likes shitty music 2402 01:27:02,940 --> 01:27:04,940 Just me as the long haired kid and the grandma being like 2403 01:27:04,940 --> 01:27:06,940 My grandma and then the son 2404 01:27:06,940 --> 01:27:08,940 Jack Black being my uncle and the dad 2405 01:27:08,940 --> 01:27:10,940 Being my grandpa 2406 01:27:10,940 --> 01:27:12,940 That whole thing was just like, holy fucking shit 2407 01:27:12,940 --> 01:27:14,940 This is like too real right now 2408 01:27:14,940 --> 01:27:16,940 They kept saying, where are they? 2409 01:27:16,940 --> 01:27:18,940 Shitty family 2410 01:27:18,940 --> 01:27:20,940 Where is this family at that they're 2411 01:27:20,940 --> 01:27:22,940 30 years behind 2412 01:27:22,940 --> 01:27:24,940 This people here 2413 01:27:24,940 --> 01:27:26,940 They cut from that family 2414 01:27:26,940 --> 01:27:28,940 Being out of the straight 50s 2415 01:27:28,940 --> 01:27:30,940 Backwards 2416 01:27:30,940 --> 01:27:32,940 Bullshit, straight to 2417 01:27:32,940 --> 01:27:34,940 Michael J. Fox and his skinny tie 2418 01:27:34,940 --> 01:27:36,940 It's like 2419 01:27:36,940 --> 01:27:38,940 What the fuck 2420 01:27:38,940 --> 01:27:40,940 What year is it? 2421 01:27:40,940 --> 01:27:42,940 I love the whole story A, story B, story C 2422 01:27:42,940 --> 01:27:44,940 Kind of thing 2423 01:27:44,940 --> 01:27:46,940 But the time 2424 01:27:46,940 --> 01:27:48,940 Switching is when I was having so much trouble 2425 01:27:48,940 --> 01:27:50,940 Because that's what they did 2426 01:27:50,940 --> 01:27:52,940 It wasn't interspersed in the same scene 2427 01:27:52,940 --> 01:27:54,940 It was, here you are 2428 01:27:54,940 --> 01:27:56,940 It looks like 1958 now 2429 01:27:56,940 --> 01:27:58,940 We're going to switch scenes, it's 1985 2430 01:27:58,940 --> 01:28:00,940 Oh, let's switch again, here's the military 2431 01:28:00,940 --> 01:28:02,940 They're carrying M1 carbons from 1948 2432 01:28:02,940 --> 01:28:04,940 And green 2433 01:28:04,940 --> 01:28:06,940 OD uniforms that they haven't 2434 01:28:06,940 --> 01:28:08,940 Warned since 1954 2435 01:28:08,940 --> 01:28:10,940 I could take you to a few spots in Louisiana 2436 01:28:10,940 --> 01:28:12,940 You think we're still in the 50s 2437 01:28:12,940 --> 01:28:14,940 That's what we actually ended up saying 2438 01:28:14,940 --> 01:28:16,940 Well maybe it was like 1979 2439 01:28:16,940 --> 01:28:18,940 Or 80, right at the cusp 2440 01:28:18,940 --> 01:28:20,940 And you still had a few hippies 2441 01:28:20,940 --> 01:28:22,940 Around, you know, backwards people 2442 01:28:22,940 --> 01:28:24,940 You go 30 miles in the middle of Kansas 2443 01:28:24,940 --> 01:28:26,940 From Kansas City 2444 01:28:26,940 --> 01:28:28,940 And I'm sure that's the way it was 2445 01:28:28,940 --> 01:28:30,940 What were the cars looking like? Like when they were in Vegas and in the city 2446 01:28:30,940 --> 01:28:32,940 No, they were normal, they were 80s 2447 01:28:32,940 --> 01:28:34,940 Late 70s, early 80s cars 2448 01:28:34,940 --> 01:28:36,940 In the cities 2449 01:28:36,940 --> 01:28:38,940 And then in the town he was driving the old 2450 01:28:38,940 --> 01:28:40,940 50s pickup truck 2451 01:28:40,940 --> 01:28:42,940 When did the Tops cards come out? 2452 01:28:42,940 --> 01:28:44,940 The Tops cards came out in the 50s 2453 01:28:44,940 --> 01:28:46,940 Or 60s 2454 01:28:46,940 --> 01:28:48,940 They reissued them when I was a kid 2455 01:28:48,940 --> 01:28:50,940 They had a reissue of those when I was a kid 2456 01:28:50,940 --> 01:28:52,940 When they first did garbage pail kids 2457 01:28:52,940 --> 01:28:54,940 And all that stuff, they reissued them at that time 2458 01:28:54,940 --> 01:28:56,940 That's the setting of the year 2459 01:28:56,940 --> 01:28:58,940 That's the first one, the cards came out 2460 01:28:58,940 --> 01:29:00,940 Oh, the cards, okay 2461 01:29:00,940 --> 01:29:02,940 Oh shit, they did make them 2462 01:29:02,940 --> 01:29:04,940 They did make a 2463 01:29:04,940 --> 01:29:06,940 That's gnarly 2464 01:29:06,940 --> 01:29:08,940 So no, all he did was copy this 2465 01:29:08,940 --> 01:29:10,940 So that's the year 2466 01:29:10,940 --> 01:29:12,940 1962 2467 01:29:12,940 --> 01:29:14,940 If you want to get 2468 01:29:14,940 --> 01:29:16,940 So how did they get closed from the future? 2469 01:29:16,940 --> 01:29:18,940 That's what I'm saying 2470 01:29:18,940 --> 01:29:20,940 That's a 1994 card though 2471 01:29:20,940 --> 01:29:22,940 But what I'm saying is 2472 01:29:22,940 --> 01:29:24,940 Tim Burton copied 2473 01:29:24,940 --> 01:29:26,940 The cards from the 60s 2474 01:29:26,940 --> 01:29:28,940 Right? 2475 01:29:28,940 --> 01:29:30,940 And shot it with whatever fucking stuff he had 2476 01:29:30,940 --> 01:29:32,940 But it was an homage to the 50s 2477 01:29:32,940 --> 01:29:34,940 So it's a 1996 movie 2478 01:29:34,940 --> 01:29:36,940 It's 1996 2479 01:29:36,940 --> 01:29:38,940 But they're using 2480 01:29:38,940 --> 01:29:40,940 Retrofuturism sort of 2481 01:29:40,940 --> 01:29:42,940 A deal, because if you notice 2482 01:29:42,940 --> 01:29:44,940 If it's 1996, they would have better shit 2483 01:29:44,940 --> 01:29:46,940 Than analog tapes to do the 2484 01:29:46,940 --> 01:29:48,940 To do the voice recording 2485 01:29:48,940 --> 01:29:50,940 Or the voice thing, yeah, the big box thing 2486 01:29:50,940 --> 01:29:52,940 That was very 50s-esque 2487 01:29:52,940 --> 01:29:54,940 But yet, no cell phones 2488 01:29:54,940 --> 01:29:56,940 96 had cell phones 2489 01:29:56,940 --> 01:29:58,940 Except the big guy with the big guy in the Jeep 2490 01:29:58,940 --> 01:30:00,940 Couldn't you identify the uniforms? 2491 01:30:00,940 --> 01:30:02,940 Yes, that's what I did, there were 1958 uniforms 2492 01:30:02,940 --> 01:30:04,940 What do you have? 2493 01:30:04,940 --> 01:30:06,940 Late Korean forces 2494 01:30:06,940 --> 01:30:08,940 In the Jeep, in the movie, he had a cell phone 2495 01:30:08,940 --> 01:30:10,940 By Vietnam, we were already in the 90s 2496 01:30:10,940 --> 01:30:12,940 And that was 61 2497 01:30:12,940 --> 01:30:14,940 The military was late 50s 2498 01:30:14,940 --> 01:30:16,940 That's what I'm saying, what I'm saying is 2499 01:30:16,940 --> 01:30:18,940 He just copied this, I think the uniforms 2500 01:30:18,940 --> 01:30:20,940 Were probably custom built for this 2501 01:30:20,940 --> 01:30:22,940 To look like the ones from Mars Attacks 2502 01:30:22,940 --> 01:30:24,940 Because if you look at the army dudes on here 2503 01:30:24,940 --> 01:30:26,940 They look just like the ones from the movie 2504 01:30:26,940 --> 01:30:28,940 Look at that, right? 2505 01:30:28,940 --> 01:30:30,940 The general had on modern uniforms 2506 01:30:30,940 --> 01:30:32,940 That's what I'm saying 2507 01:30:32,940 --> 01:30:34,940 It was mixed up 2508 01:30:34,940 --> 01:30:36,940 Is my point 2509 01:30:36,940 --> 01:30:38,940 At what point in time was Vegas built up to that level? 2510 01:30:38,940 --> 01:30:40,940 Because I know what they just, when they destroyed that building 2511 01:30:40,940 --> 01:30:42,940 I think that was actual 2512 01:30:42,940 --> 01:30:44,940 Demolition footage of that actual 2513 01:30:44,940 --> 01:30:46,940 Real building, wasn't it? 2514 01:30:46,940 --> 01:30:48,940 No, that old casino? 2515 01:30:48,940 --> 01:30:50,940 Is that the, uh 2516 01:30:50,940 --> 01:30:52,940 Oh, that, which one? 2517 01:30:52,940 --> 01:30:54,940 The which old casino? 2518 01:30:54,940 --> 01:30:56,940 What are we doing? What are we fucking doing here? 2519 01:30:56,940 --> 01:30:58,940 We're just arguing for arguing sake 2520 01:30:58,940 --> 01:31:00,940 I'm curious, I'm trying to ask what year it was set in 2521 01:31:00,940 --> 01:31:02,940 Maybe that's the whole thing that we're going for 2522 01:31:02,940 --> 01:31:04,940 Or as we end up saying at the end 2523 01:31:04,940 --> 01:31:06,940 Oh wait, it's Tim Burton, it's an alternate universe 2524 01:31:06,940 --> 01:31:08,940 It doesn't matter 2525 01:31:08,940 --> 01:31:10,940 This could be 2526 01:31:10,940 --> 01:31:12,940 This is 100% an alternate universe 2527 01:31:12,940 --> 01:31:14,940 This isn't, this doesn't take place 2528 01:31:14,940 --> 01:31:16,940 At any point in time that 2529 01:31:16,940 --> 01:31:18,940 Has existed in our history 2530 01:31:18,940 --> 01:31:20,940 Never had a retro 2531 01:31:20,940 --> 01:31:22,940 1996 that felt like the 1950s 2532 01:31:22,940 --> 01:31:24,940 Right, well we didn't hear either 2533 01:31:24,940 --> 01:31:26,940 Except when it went to the country 2534 01:31:26,940 --> 01:31:28,940 That was my point 2535 01:31:28,940 --> 01:31:30,940 Is it in the Burton universe? Is there a Burtonverse where it's all in the same universe? 2536 01:31:30,940 --> 01:31:32,940 No, that wouldn't make sense 2537 01:31:32,940 --> 01:31:34,940 Then wouldn't that make it a Christmas movie? 2538 01:31:34,940 --> 01:31:36,940 Well technically 2539 01:31:36,940 --> 01:31:38,940 If 2540 01:31:38,940 --> 01:31:40,940 You could put 2541 01:31:40,940 --> 01:31:42,940 If you went nightmare before Christmas 2542 01:31:42,940 --> 01:31:44,940 As a Tim Burton movie, because he didn't direct it 2543 01:31:44,940 --> 01:31:46,940 But he helped create it 2544 01:31:46,940 --> 01:31:48,940 I think he produced it 2545 01:31:48,940 --> 01:31:50,940 But if you count that 2546 01:31:50,940 --> 01:31:52,940 I don't know what universe we would 2547 01:31:52,940 --> 01:31:54,940 Like where would we 2548 01:31:54,940 --> 01:31:56,940 Where are we in the forest? 2549 01:31:56,940 --> 01:31:58,940 Because I understand there being 2550 01:31:58,940 --> 01:32:00,940 Holiday towns that exist 2551 01:32:00,940 --> 01:32:02,940 Holiday creatures that make holidays happen 2552 01:32:02,940 --> 01:32:04,940 And the magic that goes 2553 01:32:04,940 --> 01:32:06,940 And I'm sure Santa Claus bounces out of there 2554 01:32:06,940 --> 01:32:08,940 And goes delivers toys to us 2555 01:32:08,940 --> 01:32:10,940 In the real world 2556 01:32:10,940 --> 01:32:12,940 But where are we 2557 01:32:12,940 --> 01:32:14,940 In that forest? 2558 01:32:14,940 --> 01:32:16,940 Are we just in a tree that's the Earth? 2559 01:32:16,940 --> 01:32:18,940 Like the real world tree 2560 01:32:18,940 --> 01:32:20,940 And if Jack Skellington were to theoretically go through there 2561 01:32:20,940 --> 01:32:22,940 Would he then exist in our own world? 2562 01:32:22,940 --> 01:32:24,940 Does he? And when he comes out 2563 01:32:24,940 --> 01:32:26,940 He's just a claymation because that's what he exists as 2564 01:32:26,940 --> 01:32:28,940 In the real world 2565 01:32:28,940 --> 01:32:30,940 There's a tree that's Earth 616 2566 01:32:30,940 --> 01:32:32,940 In Marvel 2567 01:32:32,940 --> 01:32:34,940 Yeah 2568 01:32:34,940 --> 01:32:36,940 But is it 2569 01:32:36,940 --> 01:32:38,940 Just like when something is 2570 01:32:38,940 --> 01:32:40,940 Because Christmas and 2571 01:32:40,940 --> 01:32:42,940 The idea of Santa Claus and elves and all that stuff 2572 01:32:42,940 --> 01:32:44,940 Is all make believe anyway 2573 01:32:44,940 --> 01:32:46,940 And so is a lot of the ideas of 2574 01:32:46,940 --> 01:32:48,940 What we 2575 01:32:48,940 --> 01:32:50,940 What? 2576 01:32:50,940 --> 01:32:52,940 I'm sorry, spoilers 2577 01:32:52,940 --> 01:32:54,940 But isn't it like 2578 01:32:54,940 --> 01:32:56,940 What you're reading right now 2579 01:32:56,940 --> 01:32:58,940 Is it that universe all tied together as well? 2580 01:32:58,940 --> 01:33:00,940 Stephen King? 2581 01:33:00,940 --> 01:33:02,940 Well Stephen King cheats 2582 01:33:02,940 --> 01:33:04,940 Stephen King has the Dark Tower series 2583 01:33:04,940 --> 01:33:06,940 To be like fuck you everything's connected 2584 01:33:06,940 --> 01:33:08,940 I'll just connect whatever I want 2585 01:33:08,940 --> 01:33:10,940 Fuck you 2586 01:33:10,940 --> 01:33:12,940 He basically just created the Spider-Verse 2587 01:33:12,940 --> 01:33:14,940 Years and years ago 2588 01:33:14,940 --> 01:33:16,940 And he's just 2589 01:33:16,940 --> 01:33:18,940 The Dark Tower series 2590 01:33:18,940 --> 01:33:20,940 At first you're thinking oh cool 2591 01:33:20,940 --> 01:33:22,940 Here's a gunman following this 2592 01:33:22,940 --> 01:33:24,940 This dude, this dark guy 2593 01:33:24,940 --> 01:33:26,940 Across the desert trying to hunt him down 2594 01:33:26,940 --> 01:33:28,940 And then you realize oh wait a minute 2595 01:33:28,940 --> 01:33:30,940 Some dude from New York who's 2596 01:33:30,940 --> 01:33:32,940 Sort of related to 2597 01:33:32,940 --> 01:33:34,940 Stephen King book 2598 01:33:34,940 --> 01:33:36,940 Just got transported, now he's helping this gunman out 2599 01:33:36,940 --> 01:33:38,940 And then just keeps going 2600 01:33:38,940 --> 01:33:40,940 And then you realize oh wait a minute 2601 01:33:40,940 --> 01:33:42,940 Stephen King has 2602 01:33:42,940 --> 01:33:44,940 At one point, spoilers if you haven't 2603 01:33:44,940 --> 01:33:46,940 Read Dark Tower I guess, but at one point 2604 01:33:46,940 --> 01:33:48,940 Roland 2605 01:33:48,940 --> 01:33:50,940 The gunslinger 2606 01:33:50,940 --> 01:33:52,940 He 2607 01:33:52,940 --> 01:33:54,940 There's a few books in 2608 01:33:54,940 --> 01:33:56,940 But he gets transported to Maine 2609 01:33:56,940 --> 01:33:58,940 And right after 2610 01:33:58,940 --> 01:34:00,940 Stephen King gets hit by that 2611 01:34:00,940 --> 01:34:02,940 Van, which happened in real life 2612 01:34:02,940 --> 01:34:04,940 In real life in the 90s 2613 01:34:04,940 --> 01:34:06,940 Stephen King got hit by a van 2614 01:34:06,940 --> 01:34:08,940 On a jog and the newspapers 2615 01:34:08,940 --> 01:34:10,940 Across the country reported that he died 2616 01:34:10,940 --> 01:34:12,940 He did it, he survived 2617 01:34:12,940 --> 01:34:14,940 And the next 2618 01:34:14,940 --> 01:34:16,940 Is that cover for a long time, like the readers on obituary 2619 01:34:16,940 --> 01:34:18,940 Well yeah, he did write an obituary 2620 01:34:18,940 --> 01:34:20,940 For a, or a whatever 2621 01:34:20,940 --> 01:34:22,940 For Richard Bachman is his 2622 01:34:22,940 --> 01:34:24,940 Pending, he said obituary 2623 01:34:24,940 --> 01:34:26,940 I gotta do a tangent with any of your tangent, but there is a guy 2624 01:34:26,940 --> 01:34:28,940 The guy who created dynamite 2625 01:34:28,940 --> 01:34:30,940 I believe it was 2626 01:34:30,940 --> 01:34:32,940 He had like a stroke or something 2627 01:34:32,940 --> 01:34:34,940 And everyone thought he died, is it his name Jimmy? 2628 01:34:34,940 --> 01:34:36,940 Nevermind, it's all reference 2629 01:34:36,940 --> 01:34:38,940 I don't remember, but 2630 01:34:38,940 --> 01:34:40,940 Yeah, everyone thought he died 2631 01:34:40,940 --> 01:34:42,940 It was a long time ago, obviously dynamite 2632 01:34:42,940 --> 01:34:44,940 He read his own obituary 2633 01:34:44,940 --> 01:34:46,940 Of everyone calling him like the merchant of death 2634 01:34:46,940 --> 01:34:48,940 Or something like that 2635 01:34:48,940 --> 01:34:50,940 Because he created, and it gave him a heart attack 2636 01:34:50,940 --> 01:34:52,940 And then he died for real 2637 01:34:52,940 --> 01:34:54,940 What do you guys 2638 01:34:54,940 --> 01:34:56,940 This is a good story 2639 01:34:56,940 --> 01:34:58,940 This picks up all the audio 2640 01:34:58,940 --> 01:35:00,940 No whispering 2641 01:35:00,940 --> 01:35:02,940 I guess when we're 2642 01:35:02,940 --> 01:35:04,940 This will be the forgotten tangent 2643 01:35:04,940 --> 01:35:06,940 Sorry, I thought it was very fascinating 2644 01:35:06,940 --> 01:35:08,940 But no, you guys keep going 2645 01:35:08,940 --> 01:35:10,940 J.J., Jeremy, Johnson, J.J., Jehovah 2646 01:35:10,940 --> 01:35:12,940 J.J., Billy, no one gets it 2647 01:35:12,940 --> 01:35:14,940 You're old 2648 01:35:14,940 --> 01:35:16,940 Yeah, we'll get you old 2649 01:35:16,940 --> 01:35:18,940 There'll be someone that gets it 2650 01:35:18,940 --> 01:35:20,940 Old bitch 2651 01:35:20,940 --> 01:35:22,940 Dynamite 2652 01:35:22,940 --> 01:35:24,940 Okay, Kyle Jr. 2653 01:35:24,940 --> 01:35:26,940 Oh my god, they were doing a fat Albert reference 2654 01:35:26,940 --> 01:35:28,940 The whole time 2655 01:35:28,940 --> 01:35:30,940 That's not about Albert 2656 01:35:30,940 --> 01:35:32,940 He said obituary 2657 01:35:32,940 --> 01:35:34,940 Wait, what's J.J. 2658 01:35:34,940 --> 01:35:36,940 From? Obituary, obituary 2659 01:35:36,940 --> 01:35:38,940 What's J.J. from? 2660 01:35:38,940 --> 01:35:40,940 From a 2661 01:35:40,940 --> 01:35:42,940 J.J., Jimmy 2662 01:35:42,940 --> 01:35:44,940 Dynamite 2663 01:35:44,940 --> 01:35:46,940 What TV show? 2664 01:35:46,940 --> 01:35:48,940 Mama's Good Times 2665 01:35:48,940 --> 01:35:50,940 Mama's Good Times 2666 01:35:50,940 --> 01:35:52,940 No 2667 01:35:52,940 --> 01:35:54,940 It's the one from Pineapple Express 2668 01:35:54,940 --> 01:35:56,940 It's Good Times, the one from Fonzie 2669 01:35:56,940 --> 01:35:58,940 That's my mama 2670 01:35:58,940 --> 01:36:00,940 Well, anyway 2671 01:36:00,940 --> 01:36:02,940 That's Happy Days 2672 01:36:02,940 --> 01:36:04,940 The one where he kicks the jukebox 2673 01:36:04,940 --> 01:36:06,940 It came out right after 2674 01:36:06,940 --> 01:36:08,940 The Brady Bunch shows up 2675 01:36:08,940 --> 01:36:10,940 And then Archie Bunker comes in 2676 01:36:10,940 --> 01:36:12,940 And is like, get the fuck out of here 2677 01:36:12,940 --> 01:36:14,940 God damn it Mike 2678 01:36:14,940 --> 01:36:16,940 They answer a coconut telephone 2679 01:36:16,940 --> 01:36:18,940 And the professor's on the other line 2680 01:36:18,940 --> 01:36:20,940 That's it, you got it 2681 01:36:20,940 --> 01:36:22,940 Bobby Brady 2682 01:36:22,940 --> 01:36:24,940 You're gonna suck 2683 01:36:24,940 --> 01:36:26,940 But anyway, at one point the gunslinger 2684 01:36:26,940 --> 01:36:28,940 Saves Stephen King's life 2685 01:36:28,940 --> 01:36:30,940 After he gets hit by a van 2686 01:36:30,940 --> 01:36:32,940 Which happened in real life 2687 01:36:32,940 --> 01:36:34,940 And that's a thing 2688 01:36:34,940 --> 01:36:36,940 So then he asks Stephen King 2689 01:36:36,940 --> 01:36:38,940 Hey, think you could change the story 2690 01:36:38,940 --> 01:36:40,940 A little bit for me to help me out a little bit 2691 01:36:40,940 --> 01:36:42,940 And Stephen King's like, yeah, I got you 2692 01:36:42,940 --> 01:36:44,940 I am the god of this universe 2693 01:36:44,940 --> 01:36:46,940 He puts that in the book 2694 01:36:46,940 --> 01:36:48,940 Yeah, and then he starts changing the story 2695 01:36:48,940 --> 01:36:50,940 This is all in the fucking book 2696 01:36:50,940 --> 01:36:52,940 Dark Tower's nuts 2697 01:36:52,940 --> 01:36:54,940 And then his son becomes a spider god at some point 2698 01:36:54,940 --> 01:36:56,940 And chases him on a never ending train 2699 01:36:56,940 --> 01:36:58,940 It's some good stuff 2700 01:36:58,940 --> 01:37:00,940 Is that where Tarantino got the idea? 2701 01:37:00,940 --> 01:37:02,940 Of? 2702 01:37:02,940 --> 01:37:04,940 Fucked up universe 2703 01:37:04,940 --> 01:37:06,940 This is all in the universe 2704 01:37:06,940 --> 01:37:08,940 A movie they're watching in the universe 2705 01:37:08,940 --> 01:37:10,940 So he can just say any fucking thing anyway 2706 01:37:10,940 --> 01:37:12,940 There's no universe there, he just made that shit up 2707 01:37:12,940 --> 01:37:14,940 It's like the Stephen King of the movie universe 2708 01:37:14,940 --> 01:37:16,940 Because he worked at a movie store in New Jersey 2709 01:37:16,940 --> 01:37:18,940 Yeah, and he just 2710 01:37:18,940 --> 01:37:20,940 Everything's in this universe 2711 01:37:20,940 --> 01:37:22,940 Well, no, it's not, you're saying I'm watching a movie 2712 01:37:22,940 --> 01:37:24,940 Yeah, I buy that 2713 01:37:24,940 --> 01:37:26,940 They got away with it with Buzz Lightyear 2714 01:37:26,940 --> 01:37:28,940 Yeah, that's true 2715 01:37:28,940 --> 01:37:30,940 Didn't he write Shawshank Redemption? 2716 01:37:30,940 --> 01:37:32,940 Stephen King? 2717 01:37:32,940 --> 01:37:34,940 He wrote, that's a short story 2718 01:37:34,940 --> 01:37:36,940 Was that Richard Botman though? 2719 01:37:36,940 --> 01:37:38,940 It's Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption 2720 01:37:38,940 --> 01:37:40,940 And it's part of a short story collection 2721 01:37:40,940 --> 01:37:42,940 I don't know if it's Four Seasons 2722 01:37:42,940 --> 01:37:44,940 Or if it's 2723 01:37:44,940 --> 01:37:46,940 The other one 2724 01:37:46,940 --> 01:37:48,940 But it's good, it's a great little 2725 01:37:48,940 --> 01:37:50,940 I think it's the one that has the body 2726 01:37:50,940 --> 01:37:52,940 Which is what they did the 2727 01:37:52,940 --> 01:37:54,940 Stand By Me based on 2728 01:37:54,940 --> 01:37:56,940 The kids find the body 2729 01:37:56,940 --> 01:37:58,940 That's based on the body 2730 01:37:58,940 --> 01:38:00,940 Which is what he called, and I think that's in the same 2731 01:38:00,940 --> 01:38:02,940 Short story collection as 2732 01:38:02,940 --> 01:38:04,940 Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank 2733 01:38:04,940 --> 01:38:06,940 So that was like a banger of a fucking short story 2734 01:38:06,940 --> 01:38:08,940 Yeah, you knew quite a bit about it 2735 01:38:08,940 --> 01:38:10,940 That's the one where they intervene to the fat kid 2736 01:38:10,940 --> 01:38:12,940 There's a fat kid in that, right? 2737 01:38:12,940 --> 01:38:14,940 Yeah, yeah, it's also Corey Feldman 2738 01:38:14,940 --> 01:38:16,940 They have to run across the 2739 01:38:16,940 --> 01:38:18,940 It's Corey Feldman 2740 01:38:18,940 --> 01:38:20,940 And River Phoenix when he was younger 2741 01:38:20,940 --> 01:38:22,940 Who was young Indiana Jones and also 2742 01:38:22,940 --> 01:38:24,940 Really? 2743 01:38:24,940 --> 01:38:26,940 Died off of a highball in front of his brother 2744 01:38:26,940 --> 01:38:28,940 Joaquin Phoenix at a club 2745 01:38:28,940 --> 01:38:30,940 That's why he became 2746 01:38:30,940 --> 01:38:32,940 The Joker, if you want to be 2747 01:38:32,940 --> 01:38:34,940 Right? You can probably tap into that 2748 01:38:34,940 --> 01:38:36,940 Joker 2 is coming out 2749 01:38:36,940 --> 01:38:38,940 I don't want to watch the trailer 2750 01:38:38,940 --> 01:38:40,940 Because I want to be surprised 2751 01:38:40,940 --> 01:38:42,940 By everything, but 2752 01:38:42,940 --> 01:38:44,940 I like the first one quite a bit 2753 01:38:44,940 --> 01:38:46,940 It's weird 2754 01:38:46,940 --> 01:38:48,940 I love the ending 2755 01:38:50,940 --> 01:38:52,940 With what's his face? 2756 01:38:52,940 --> 01:38:54,940 Robert De Niro? 2757 01:38:54,940 --> 01:38:56,940 Anyway, Stephen King 2758 01:38:56,940 --> 01:38:58,940 He's great 2759 01:38:58,940 --> 01:39:00,940 There's an audio book store 2760 01:39:00,940 --> 01:39:02,940 That used to rent CD audio books 2761 01:39:02,940 --> 01:39:04,940 That was right next to the Blockbuster when I grew up 2762 01:39:04,940 --> 01:39:06,940 And there's a big quote on the window 2763 01:39:06,940 --> 01:39:08,940 And I think I get it wrong every time 2764 01:39:08,940 --> 01:39:10,940 But it's to the effect of 2765 01:39:10,940 --> 01:39:12,940 I have the heart of an 8 year old boy 2766 01:39:12,940 --> 01:39:14,940 I keep it in a jar on my desk 2767 01:39:14,940 --> 01:39:16,940 Stephen King 2768 01:39:16,940 --> 01:39:18,940 I love it 2769 01:39:18,940 --> 01:39:20,940 It's such a good quote 2770 01:39:20,940 --> 01:39:22,940 And I saw that and I was like 2771 01:39:22,940 --> 01:39:24,940 Who's this Stephen King guy? 2772 01:39:24,940 --> 01:39:26,940 And I think the first book I read of his was Insomnia 2773 01:39:26,940 --> 01:39:28,940 Which is a weird one to start with 2774 01:39:28,940 --> 01:39:30,940 Because that's almost sort of multiverse 2775 01:39:30,940 --> 01:39:32,940 Because it doesn't matter 2776 01:39:32,940 --> 01:39:34,940 What are we doing? This isn't Stephen King hour 2777 01:39:34,940 --> 01:39:36,940 We're talking Mars Attack 2778 01:39:36,940 --> 01:39:38,940 Tomas clipped together every time 2779 01:39:38,940 --> 01:39:40,940 And he says, what are we doing? 2780 01:39:40,940 --> 01:39:42,940 That would fill an hour and a half on its own 2781 01:39:42,940 --> 01:39:44,940 They find out the music kills everybody 2782 01:39:44,940 --> 01:39:46,940 That's funny 2783 01:39:46,940 --> 01:39:48,940 It's pretty gory too 2784 01:39:48,940 --> 01:39:50,940 Like those heads exploding 2785 01:39:50,940 --> 01:39:52,940 I'm trying to find that song and make that the Instagram post 2786 01:39:52,940 --> 01:39:54,940 Yodeling 2787 01:39:54,940 --> 01:39:56,940 Slim Whitman 2788 01:39:56,940 --> 01:39:58,940 I love that we can add music to that image post 2789 01:39:58,940 --> 01:40:00,940 Wait, he knows who it is 2790 01:40:00,940 --> 01:40:02,940 Who is it? Slim Whitman 2791 01:40:02,940 --> 01:40:04,940 Yodeling 2792 01:40:04,940 --> 01:40:06,940 The grandma 2793 01:40:06,940 --> 01:40:08,940 I'm sure you could just type in Mars Attacks 2794 01:40:08,940 --> 01:40:10,940 You could type in Slim Whitman 2795 01:40:10,940 --> 01:40:12,940 We know the guy 2796 01:40:12,940 --> 01:40:14,940 What's the song called? 2797 01:40:14,940 --> 01:40:16,940 I don't know 2798 01:40:16,940 --> 01:40:18,940 It's him yodeling though 2799 01:40:24,940 --> 01:40:26,940 Oh man, the internet sucks out here 2800 01:40:26,940 --> 01:40:28,940 It's going to take a million years to figure it out 2801 01:40:28,940 --> 01:40:30,940 Yeah, sorry 2802 01:40:30,940 --> 01:40:32,940 Look, I'm ready to 2803 01:40:32,940 --> 01:40:34,940 My final notes on this would be 2804 01:40:34,940 --> 01:40:36,940 Aesthetically, what a pleasing movie 2805 01:40:36,940 --> 01:40:38,940 You get that with Tim Burton 2806 01:40:38,940 --> 01:40:40,940 There's so many cool costume choices 2807 01:40:40,940 --> 01:40:42,940 And set design choices 2808 01:40:42,940 --> 01:40:44,940 And I think the CGI 2809 01:40:44,940 --> 01:40:46,940 Especially for fucking 1996 2810 01:40:46,940 --> 01:40:48,940 Holds the fuck up 2811 01:40:48,940 --> 01:40:50,940 The stuff with the ray guns 2812 01:40:50,940 --> 01:40:52,940 The aliens themselves 2813 01:40:52,940 --> 01:40:54,940 Look great to this day 2814 01:40:54,940 --> 01:40:56,940 I was like, when was this made? 2815 01:40:56,940 --> 01:40:58,940 This is great 2816 01:40:58,940 --> 01:41:00,940 Did you not get the feeling of claymation 2817 01:41:00,940 --> 01:41:02,940 Or not claymation 2818 01:41:02,940 --> 01:41:04,940 But 3D animation within it though 2819 01:41:04,940 --> 01:41:06,940 I got a little bit of that 2820 01:41:06,940 --> 01:41:08,940 This is kind of mixed 2821 01:41:08,940 --> 01:41:10,940 You can see 2822 01:41:10,940 --> 01:41:12,940 That the aliens 2823 01:41:12,940 --> 01:41:14,940 Were not part of the frame 2824 01:41:14,940 --> 01:41:16,940 No, 100% 2825 01:41:16,940 --> 01:41:18,940 The handshake was horrible 2826 01:41:18,940 --> 01:41:20,940 Horrible 2827 01:41:20,940 --> 01:41:22,940 The president shaking the aliens 2828 01:41:22,940 --> 01:41:24,940 That's it 2829 01:41:24,940 --> 01:41:26,940 That'll kill an alien 2830 01:41:26,940 --> 01:41:28,940 Or me 2831 01:41:28,940 --> 01:41:30,940 Maybe 2832 01:41:30,940 --> 01:41:32,940 That's so good 2833 01:41:32,940 --> 01:41:34,940 This was sort of a weird 2834 01:41:34,940 --> 01:41:36,940 Sea story 2835 01:41:36,940 --> 01:41:38,940 Christina Applegate's character 2836 01:41:38,940 --> 01:41:40,940 She doesn't say a word 2837 01:41:40,940 --> 01:41:42,940 She's Jack Black's girlfriend 2838 01:41:42,940 --> 01:41:44,940 She's caught fucking some other dude 2839 01:41:44,940 --> 01:41:46,940 And that's her whole story arc 2840 01:41:46,940 --> 01:41:48,940 And then she dies 2841 01:41:48,940 --> 01:41:50,940 But she's a great actress 2842 01:41:50,940 --> 01:41:52,940 And she's gone through a lot recently 2843 01:41:52,940 --> 01:41:54,940 I just learned that just now 2844 01:41:54,940 --> 01:41:56,940 I thought that was just two random people 2845 01:41:56,940 --> 01:41:58,940 No, it was Christina Applegate 2846 01:41:58,940 --> 01:42:00,940 Because it was a cut scene again 2847 01:42:00,940 --> 01:42:02,940 I don't know how they did it 2848 01:42:02,940 --> 01:42:04,940 But this is good 2849 01:42:04,940 --> 01:42:06,940 This is good because it's all them 2850 01:42:06,940 --> 01:42:08,940 That's what I'm saying 2851 01:42:08,940 --> 01:42:10,940 It's only when they're mixed in with the humans 2852 01:42:10,940 --> 01:42:12,940 That it looks bad 2853 01:42:12,940 --> 01:42:14,940 What they did was probably smart 2854 01:42:14,940 --> 01:42:16,940 Was make the uniforms 2855 01:42:16,940 --> 01:42:18,940 Just that 2856 01:42:18,940 --> 01:42:20,940 Plasticy 2857 01:42:20,940 --> 01:42:22,940 Just one uniform color 2858 01:42:22,940 --> 01:42:24,940 I feel like if you had a 3D 2859 01:42:24,940 --> 01:42:26,940 Modeler right now 2860 01:42:26,940 --> 01:42:28,940 You'd be able to 2861 01:42:28,940 --> 01:42:30,940 Duplicate this, yes 2862 01:42:30,940 --> 01:42:32,940 But back then they didn't have that 2863 01:42:32,940 --> 01:42:34,940 They had to make it themselves 2864 01:42:34,940 --> 01:42:36,940 They also had practical effects versions 2865 01:42:36,940 --> 01:42:38,940 There's some dead ones laying around 2866 01:42:38,940 --> 01:42:40,940 And the kids take over 2867 01:42:40,940 --> 01:42:42,940 Can you imagine how saw after 2868 01:42:42,940 --> 01:42:44,940 And expensive those props are 2869 01:42:44,940 --> 01:42:46,940 If they even still exist 2870 01:42:46,940 --> 01:42:48,940 They'd probably just fucking throw them out 2871 01:42:48,940 --> 01:42:50,940 How about that blood splattered painting 2872 01:42:50,940 --> 01:42:52,940 From whatever we were talking about earlier 2873 01:42:52,940 --> 01:42:54,940 Oh, maniac 2874 01:42:54,940 --> 01:42:56,940 That wasn't on the plot 2875 01:42:56,940 --> 01:42:58,940 Austin just shows up 2876 01:42:58,940 --> 01:43:00,940 And he's like, hey 2877 01:43:00,940 --> 01:43:02,940 Before Mike gets here 2878 01:43:02,940 --> 01:43:04,940 Let's watch this 10 minute short film 2879 01:43:04,940 --> 01:43:06,940 And we're like, okay 2880 01:43:06,940 --> 01:43:08,940 Cage Pickle and I are like, yeah, what's up 2881 01:43:08,940 --> 01:43:10,940 It stars Kid Cudi and another rapper, cool 2882 01:43:10,940 --> 01:43:12,940 And that's probably one of the darker movies 2883 01:43:12,940 --> 01:43:14,940 That I've ever seen 2884 01:43:14,940 --> 01:43:16,940 It's 10 minutes Mike, you should watch it 2885 01:43:16,940 --> 01:43:18,940 I almost don't want to give it away 2886 01:43:18,940 --> 01:43:20,940 But holy shit, it's brutal 2887 01:43:20,940 --> 01:43:22,940 But at one point 2888 01:43:22,940 --> 01:43:24,940 Someone gets their head, their brain 2889 01:43:24,940 --> 01:43:26,940 Splattered against a painting 2890 01:43:26,940 --> 01:43:28,940 And they're like, I don't have any more money now 2891 01:43:28,940 --> 01:43:30,940 If you just think about it 2892 01:43:30,940 --> 01:43:32,940 I have a painting, right 2893 01:43:32,940 --> 01:43:34,940 If I got my head blown out 2894 01:43:34,940 --> 01:43:36,940 And splattered 2895 01:43:36,940 --> 01:43:38,940 There's now a niche market 2896 01:43:38,940 --> 01:43:40,940 That would be more valuable 2897 01:43:40,940 --> 01:43:42,940 If they could get a murderized painting 2898 01:43:42,940 --> 01:43:44,940 A painting that would be evidence in a murder scene 2899 01:43:44,940 --> 01:43:46,940 John Wayne Gacy's paintings 2900 01:43:46,940 --> 01:43:48,940 You got a bank scene, you got a rice scene 2901 01:43:48,940 --> 01:43:50,940 A bank scene and a rice scene 2902 01:43:50,940 --> 01:43:52,940 You see the one where he sold a painting 2903 01:43:52,940 --> 01:43:54,940 For like 2 million dollars 2904 01:43:54,940 --> 01:43:56,940 And you have it on display 2905 01:43:56,940 --> 01:43:58,940 That's one of the best, have you seen that 2906 01:43:58,940 --> 01:44:00,940 Have you seen that 2907 01:44:00,940 --> 01:44:02,940 It's insane, Banksy 2908 01:44:02,940 --> 01:44:04,940 He puts a painting that is up for auction 2909 01:44:04,940 --> 01:44:06,940 And 2910 01:44:06,940 --> 01:44:08,940 Right when someone buys it 2911 01:44:08,940 --> 01:44:10,940 For like 2 million dollars or whatever 2912 01:44:10,940 --> 01:44:12,940 It literally was in a frame that was designed to just shred it 2913 01:44:12,940 --> 01:44:14,940 So like a shredder just starts 2914 01:44:14,940 --> 01:44:16,940 From the top and just shreds the painting right in front of everybody 2915 01:44:16,940 --> 01:44:18,940 Because it's fucking Banksy 2916 01:44:18,940 --> 01:44:20,940 One of my favorite documentaries ever 2917 01:44:20,940 --> 01:44:22,940 Exit through the gift shop 2918 01:44:22,940 --> 01:44:24,940 This guy from France 2919 01:44:24,940 --> 01:44:26,940 Is following around all these 2920 01:44:26,940 --> 01:44:28,940 Famous graffiti artists 2921 01:44:28,940 --> 01:44:30,940 And he wants to 2922 01:44:30,940 --> 01:44:32,940 He's like on the hunt for, searching for Banksy 2923 01:44:32,940 --> 01:44:34,940 So he can film with him, he hangs out with Shepard Ferry 2924 01:44:34,940 --> 01:44:36,940 And then he finally gets to meet Banksy 2925 01:44:36,940 --> 01:44:38,940 They go to Disneyland 2926 01:44:38,940 --> 01:44:40,940 And one of their things 2927 01:44:40,940 --> 01:44:42,940 They're gonna have this inflatable doll 2928 01:44:42,940 --> 01:44:44,940 In a Guantanamo Bay outfit 2929 01:44:44,940 --> 01:44:46,940 And they tie it outside of 2930 01:44:46,940 --> 01:44:48,940 Thunder Mountain 2931 01:44:48,940 --> 01:44:50,940 Like on the gate and they put it there 2932 01:44:50,940 --> 01:44:52,940 And they just leave it there 2933 01:44:52,940 --> 01:44:54,940 It's like a Guantanamo Bay prisoner 2934 01:44:54,940 --> 01:44:56,940 Inflatable thing 2935 01:44:56,940 --> 01:44:58,940 They got stopped by security 2936 01:44:58,940 --> 01:45:00,940 Banksy didn't, he like got away 2937 01:45:00,940 --> 01:45:02,940 But they captured that guy 2938 01:45:02,940 --> 01:45:04,940 So this dude knows who Banksy is 2939 01:45:04,940 --> 01:45:06,940 His identity has been revealed 2940 01:45:06,940 --> 01:45:08,940 No 2941 01:45:08,940 --> 01:45:10,940 They revealed his identity or at least they think they have 2942 01:45:10,940 --> 01:45:12,940 There's no fucking way dude 2943 01:45:12,940 --> 01:45:14,940 That Banksy's 2944 01:45:14,940 --> 01:45:16,940 At least his face, maybe not his name but his face for sure 2945 01:45:16,940 --> 01:45:18,940 That's one of the most 2946 01:45:18,940 --> 01:45:20,940 Is it this dude? No 2947 01:45:20,940 --> 01:45:22,940 Banksy 2948 01:45:22,940 --> 01:45:24,940 Robert Banks 2949 01:45:24,940 --> 01:45:26,940 No, it's called Robert Banks 2950 01:45:26,940 --> 01:45:28,940 His first name is Robbie 2951 01:45:28,940 --> 01:45:30,940 This is not Bobby Banks 2952 01:45:30,940 --> 01:45:32,940 Okay 2953 01:45:32,940 --> 01:45:34,940 Bobby 2954 01:45:34,940 --> 01:45:36,940 Well whatever 2955 01:45:36,940 --> 01:45:38,940 It's less exciting now 2956 01:45:38,940 --> 01:45:40,940 Yeah, no new ears takes 2957 01:45:40,940 --> 01:45:42,940 Everything away 2958 01:45:42,940 --> 01:45:44,940 It's like if we knew who the Zodi, it's like once we found out who the 2959 01:45:44,940 --> 01:45:46,940 Golden State Killer was, it's like okay 2960 01:45:46,940 --> 01:45:48,940 That's an old man, whatever 2961 01:45:48,940 --> 01:45:50,940 That's an old guy 2962 01:45:50,940 --> 01:45:52,940 OJ 2963 01:45:52,940 --> 01:45:54,940 We get it 2964 01:45:54,940 --> 01:45:56,940 Alright so CGI was great 2965 01:45:56,940 --> 01:45:58,940 I think the acting was superb 2966 01:45:58,940 --> 01:46:00,940 The directing was fun, I thought it was great 2967 01:46:00,940 --> 01:46:02,940 I'm giving this movie a solid 2968 01:46:02,940 --> 01:46:04,940 Fucking B plus 2969 01:46:04,940 --> 01:46:06,940 This is a classic comedy 2970 01:46:06,940 --> 01:46:08,940 A cult classic, I literally if you go in my 2971 01:46:08,940 --> 01:46:10,940 Kitchen right now, there are Mars 2972 01:46:10,940 --> 01:46:12,940 Attached string lights hanging from 2973 01:46:12,940 --> 01:46:14,940 The kitchen 2974 01:46:14,940 --> 01:46:16,940 I like that show, that 2975 01:46:16,940 --> 01:46:18,940 Fucking terrible show 2976 01:46:18,940 --> 01:46:20,940 At Cornfield 2977 01:46:20,940 --> 01:46:22,940 And you bought me a thing because I didn't have like 2978 01:46:22,940 --> 01:46:24,940 The currency that they were running there 2979 01:46:24,940 --> 01:46:26,940 Which was dollar bills 2980 01:46:26,940 --> 01:46:28,940 No it was like tickets or something 2981 01:46:28,940 --> 01:46:30,940 Oh 2982 01:46:30,940 --> 01:46:32,940 Okay I got you 2983 01:46:32,940 --> 01:46:34,940 That's a fun way of saying you were broke 2984 01:46:34,940 --> 01:46:36,940 I didn't have the currency that they were accepting 2985 01:46:36,940 --> 01:46:38,940 And I was like it was 2986 01:46:38,940 --> 01:46:40,940 US currency, it was dollar bills 2987 01:46:40,940 --> 01:46:42,940 And coins 2988 01:46:42,940 --> 01:46:44,940 I was like well I didn't have that currency 2989 01:46:44,940 --> 01:46:46,940 That's not the currency I was offering at the time 2990 01:46:46,940 --> 01:46:48,940 I was like okay yeah 2991 01:46:48,940 --> 01:46:50,940 I was offering back the hair 2992 01:46:50,940 --> 01:46:52,940 No it was like tickets or something 2993 01:46:52,940 --> 01:46:54,940 It was a weird ticket deal 2994 01:46:54,940 --> 01:46:56,940 No but there was only two left and I was like I gotta buy them both 2995 01:46:56,940 --> 01:46:58,940 And so we're bonded forever 2996 01:46:58,940 --> 01:47:00,940 Because we had Mars Attached fucking 2997 01:47:00,940 --> 01:47:02,940 String lights, and mine are up and have been up 2998 01:47:02,940 --> 01:47:04,940 Since then and they look great 2999 01:47:04,940 --> 01:47:06,940 My mom just bought me 3000 01:47:06,940 --> 01:47:08,940 She bought me the lights for 3001 01:47:08,940 --> 01:47:10,940 But I'm gonna wait for Christmas 3002 01:47:10,940 --> 01:47:14,940 But the leg lamp lights from Christmas Story 3003 01:47:14,940 --> 01:47:16,940 Oh I broke a few of the things on them 3004 01:47:16,940 --> 01:47:18,940 So they're very fucking delicate so just be careful 3005 01:47:18,940 --> 01:47:20,940 Oh you've had the string lights too? 3006 01:47:20,940 --> 01:47:22,940 I have the string lights yeah with the little saucers 3007 01:47:22,940 --> 01:47:24,940 And the little Mars Attached guys 3008 01:47:24,940 --> 01:47:26,940 They're really delicate though 3009 01:47:26,940 --> 01:47:28,940 I know I think I'm missing a saucer 3010 01:47:28,940 --> 01:47:30,940 Which sucks, but anyway 3011 01:47:30,940 --> 01:47:32,940 B plus for me, now this is how we grade movies 3012 01:47:32,940 --> 01:47:34,940 Because you might be unfamiliar with Cage Pickle 3013 01:47:34,940 --> 01:47:36,940 We don't give A's 3014 01:47:36,940 --> 01:47:38,940 Because A's for some reason 3015 01:47:38,940 --> 01:47:40,940 We decided this stupid rating system 3016 01:47:40,940 --> 01:47:42,940 A year ago we haven't changed it 3017 01:47:42,940 --> 01:47:44,940 Which is high time we're gonna change it 3018 01:47:44,940 --> 01:47:46,940 Ladies and gentlemen by I think 3019 01:47:46,940 --> 01:47:48,940 Next episode we're gonna have an entirely 3020 01:47:48,940 --> 01:47:50,940 Different rating system 3021 01:47:50,940 --> 01:47:52,940 It's B plus, you can give whatever you want a W 3022 01:47:52,940 --> 01:47:54,940 And you know 3023 01:47:54,940 --> 01:47:56,940 No but I don't like this anymore 3024 01:47:56,940 --> 01:47:58,940 But if we all give it a B plus it becomes an L 3025 01:47:58,940 --> 01:48:00,940 When I think of A's I think of 3026 01:48:00,940 --> 01:48:02,940 Your top ten movies of all time 3027 01:48:02,940 --> 01:48:04,940 I know 3028 01:48:04,940 --> 01:48:06,940 If it doesn't make you top ten it's not gonna be an A 3029 01:48:06,940 --> 01:48:08,940 The whole point of this stupid B thing 3030 01:48:08,940 --> 01:48:10,940 Was because we were watching B movies 3031 01:48:10,940 --> 01:48:12,940 In the beginning 3032 01:48:12,940 --> 01:48:14,940 And 3033 01:48:14,940 --> 01:48:16,940 And so the highest you could be 3034 01:48:16,940 --> 01:48:18,940 Was a B and it was a compliment 3035 01:48:18,940 --> 01:48:20,940 But we're not purists though 3036 01:48:20,940 --> 01:48:22,940 No but we need to burrow weed based 3037 01:48:22,940 --> 01:48:24,940 We're gonna find something 3038 01:48:24,940 --> 01:48:26,940 This is stupid I think 3039 01:48:26,940 --> 01:48:28,940 And I think it doesn't make sense 3040 01:48:28,940 --> 01:48:30,940 And I think if you look at it from the outside 3041 01:48:30,940 --> 01:48:32,940 You're gonna be like why are all these movies just B's 3042 01:48:32,940 --> 01:48:34,940 And why does Shaq get an A 3043 01:48:34,940 --> 01:48:36,940 Yeah 3044 01:48:36,940 --> 01:48:38,940 What if we, what was the worst movie 3045 01:48:38,940 --> 01:48:40,940 Terrifier? 3046 01:48:40,940 --> 01:48:42,940 So we put it in a terrifier rating? 3047 01:48:42,940 --> 01:48:44,940 No the worst movie was 3048 01:48:44,940 --> 01:48:46,940 If you don't stop dot dot dot 3049 01:48:46,940 --> 01:48:48,940 You'll go blind 3050 01:48:48,940 --> 01:48:50,940 Hands down the worst movie 3051 01:48:50,940 --> 01:48:52,940 We've ever fucking reviewed on this show 3052 01:48:52,940 --> 01:48:54,940 Maybe the worst movie ever filmed 3053 01:48:54,940 --> 01:48:56,940 After that was Terrifier? 3054 01:48:56,940 --> 01:48:58,940 No then after that might be Sleepwalk Kill 3055 01:48:58,940 --> 01:49:00,940 Sleepwalk Kill yeah 3056 01:49:00,940 --> 01:49:02,940 That's easier to say in a rating 3057 01:49:02,940 --> 01:49:04,940 Sleepwalk Kill and what's the most mid movie 3058 01:49:04,940 --> 01:49:06,940 And just bland right in the middle 3059 01:49:06,940 --> 01:49:08,940 And then the best movie 3060 01:49:08,940 --> 01:49:10,940 Is it Sleepwalk Kill or is it fucking 3061 01:49:10,940 --> 01:49:12,940 Mid or is it whatever the best movie 3062 01:49:12,940 --> 01:49:14,940 This might be the most mid movie the one we just watched 3063 01:49:14,940 --> 01:49:16,940 Mars? Yes 3064 01:49:16,940 --> 01:49:18,940 It's very mid 3065 01:49:18,940 --> 01:49:20,940 Not based on what Mike thinks 3066 01:49:20,940 --> 01:49:22,940 Using our current system 3067 01:49:22,940 --> 01:49:24,940 Because we don't have anything better 3068 01:49:24,940 --> 01:49:26,940 This is a C that's mid 3069 01:49:26,940 --> 01:49:28,940 Cage Pickle I gave it a C minus 3070 01:49:28,940 --> 01:49:30,940 Out of knowing that it goes from 3071 01:49:30,940 --> 01:49:32,940 B to F and then W as a 3072 01:49:32,940 --> 01:49:34,940 So okay C minus 3073 01:49:34,940 --> 01:49:36,940 Yeah it's not my thing 3074 01:49:36,940 --> 01:49:38,940 Okay shit 3075 01:49:38,940 --> 01:49:40,940 Did you watch it with anyone? 3076 01:49:40,940 --> 01:49:42,940 No I just watched it by myself 3077 01:49:42,940 --> 01:49:44,940 This movie is a comedy supposedly right 3078 01:49:44,940 --> 01:49:46,940 How many times did you laugh out loud in this movie 3079 01:49:46,940 --> 01:49:48,940 A lot Out loud 3080 01:49:48,940 --> 01:49:50,940 Ever or did you go ah that's cute 3081 01:49:50,940 --> 01:49:52,940 First off don't judge me because I had 3082 01:49:52,940 --> 01:49:54,940 Trouble expressing myself laughing 3083 01:49:54,940 --> 01:49:56,940 A lot of times I keep it all inside 3084 01:49:56,940 --> 01:49:58,940 But if we're talking about how many moments I found 3085 01:49:58,940 --> 01:50:00,940 Humorous enough that if I were a big 3086 01:50:00,940 --> 01:50:02,940 Laugh out loud kind of guy 3087 01:50:02,940 --> 01:50:04,940 I would be laughing Mike 3088 01:50:04,940 --> 01:50:06,940 Then it would have been 3089 01:50:06,940 --> 01:50:08,940 Significant because it's a very funny movie 3090 01:50:08,940 --> 01:50:10,940 There's so many funny moments in this movie 3091 01:50:10,940 --> 01:50:12,940 It has a lot of amusing moments 3092 01:50:12,940 --> 01:50:14,940 Very few funny moments 3093 01:50:14,940 --> 01:50:16,940 Movies are subjective so you're not obligated to like 3094 01:50:16,940 --> 01:50:18,940 Anything but 3095 01:50:18,940 --> 01:50:20,940 That being considered 3096 01:50:20,940 --> 01:50:22,940 If a part of a movie is like 3097 01:50:22,940 --> 01:50:24,940 He's picking up hookers outside the White House 3098 01:50:24,940 --> 01:50:26,940 That wasn't meant to be funny it was just 3099 01:50:26,940 --> 01:50:28,940 The setting but I thought that was fucking 3100 01:50:28,940 --> 01:50:30,940 Funny they're right in between the White House 3101 01:50:30,940 --> 01:50:32,940 It's amusing that's what I'm calling amusing 3102 01:50:32,940 --> 01:50:34,940 It was a lot of it 3103 01:50:34,940 --> 01:50:36,940 It was horse shadowing 3104 01:50:36,940 --> 01:50:38,940 Okay yes and that was funnier 3105 01:50:38,940 --> 01:50:40,940 Than this movie the movie 3106 01:50:40,940 --> 01:50:42,940 What I'm telling you it's a C 3107 01:50:42,940 --> 01:50:44,940 This movie is a C as much as 3108 01:50:44,940 --> 01:50:46,940 Any movies ever see I did not hate 3109 01:50:46,940 --> 01:50:48,940 The movie but I would not call 3110 01:50:48,940 --> 01:50:50,940 This a great movie 3111 01:50:50,940 --> 01:50:52,940 Can we call Brennan right now? This movie 3112 01:50:52,940 --> 01:50:54,940 I guarantee Brennan will use the words 3113 01:50:54,940 --> 01:50:56,940 Great off kind of movie 3114 01:50:56,940 --> 01:50:58,940 Right exactly me and my wife watched it we had a good time 3115 01:50:58,940 --> 01:51:00,940 It was fun it was enjoyable 3116 01:51:00,940 --> 01:51:02,940 But it's not 3117 01:51:02,940 --> 01:51:04,940 I wouldn't re-watch this movie tomorrow 3118 01:51:04,940 --> 01:51:06,940 This isn't oh I need to see that again 3119 01:51:06,940 --> 01:51:08,940 That was so damn good 3120 01:51:08,940 --> 01:51:10,940 I need to see that again in a few years fine 3121 01:51:10,940 --> 01:51:12,940 I'll be sitting around doing nothing 3122 01:51:12,940 --> 01:51:14,940 It's on fine it's that kind of movie 3123 01:51:14,940 --> 01:51:16,940 It's not a movie I go 3124 01:51:16,940 --> 01:51:18,940 Oh shit had I paid 3125 01:51:18,940 --> 01:51:20,940 $20 to see this movie I'd be a mad 3126 01:51:20,940 --> 01:51:22,940 Mo foe but 3127 01:51:22,940 --> 01:51:24,940 Seen it on TV no it's a good movie for that 3128 01:51:24,940 --> 01:51:26,940 I mean that's as mid as it gets 3129 01:51:26,940 --> 01:51:28,940 You said C? It's a C 3130 01:51:28,940 --> 01:51:30,940 And you said C- I said B 3131 01:51:30,940 --> 01:51:32,940 B plus 3132 01:51:32,940 --> 01:51:34,940 So that is a solid B plus 3133 01:51:34,940 --> 01:51:36,940 No I'm just kidding 3134 01:51:36,940 --> 01:51:38,940 Problem with our rating system is it means nothing 3135 01:51:38,940 --> 01:51:40,940 Because Andy over rolls it 3136 01:51:40,940 --> 01:51:42,940 I just used my unlimited power 3137 01:51:42,940 --> 01:51:44,940 No that's a B- or a C 3138 01:51:44,940 --> 01:51:46,940 No I would actually 3139 01:51:46,940 --> 01:51:48,940 Say more B- because 3140 01:51:48,940 --> 01:51:50,940 Two B plus's 3141 01:51:50,940 --> 01:51:52,940 One C minus 3142 01:51:52,940 --> 01:51:54,940 And then a C 3143 01:51:54,940 --> 01:51:56,940 So we're going to go B- 3144 01:51:56,940 --> 01:51:58,940 B- which I think is a solid 3145 01:51:58,940 --> 01:52:00,940 Fair rating 3146 01:52:00,940 --> 01:52:02,940 That makes me feel better about Southland fucking Tales 3147 01:52:02,940 --> 01:52:04,940 Southland Tales 3148 01:52:04,940 --> 01:52:06,940 Which got a solid B bro 3149 01:52:06,940 --> 01:52:08,940 Southland Tales here's the difference 3150 01:52:08,940 --> 01:52:10,940 It goes to what I was saying 3151 01:52:10,940 --> 01:52:12,940 Southland Tales you watch it at least you have to think about it 3152 01:52:12,940 --> 01:52:14,940 At least after you like oh what the fuck is going on 3153 01:52:14,940 --> 01:52:16,940 At least there's something 3154 01:52:16,940 --> 01:52:18,940 I don't have to think in this movie what I have to think about is 3155 01:52:18,940 --> 01:52:20,940 The whole time I'm like what the fuck is going on 3156 01:52:20,940 --> 01:52:22,940 How does this end 3157 01:52:22,940 --> 01:52:24,940 Oh the fucking 3158 01:52:24,940 --> 01:52:26,940 Bitches be tripping guy from South Park blows up 3159 01:52:26,940 --> 01:52:28,940 A blink with an RPG and then just 3160 01:52:28,940 --> 01:52:30,940 Kills himself by jumping off of a 3161 01:52:30,940 --> 01:52:32,940 Floating van with twin shot 3162 01:52:32,940 --> 01:52:34,940 What do you mean that is the end 3163 01:52:34,940 --> 01:52:36,940 The opening scene of this movie is 3164 01:52:36,940 --> 01:52:38,940 This is how the world ends 3165 01:52:38,940 --> 01:52:40,940 That's the opening statement of the movie 3166 01:52:40,940 --> 01:52:42,940 Also here's the real kicker 3167 01:52:42,940 --> 01:52:44,940 Because you weren't there you didn't 3168 01:52:44,940 --> 01:52:46,940 Hear the actual yeah there were the comic 3169 01:52:46,940 --> 01:52:48,940 Books which of course gave you the back 3170 01:52:48,940 --> 01:52:50,940 Story that you made which we are not reviewing the comic books 3171 01:52:50,940 --> 01:52:52,940 We're reviewing the film well we did review the 3172 01:52:52,940 --> 01:52:54,940 Comic books but what you also didn't see 3173 01:52:54,940 --> 01:52:56,940 Was the the the con 3174 01:52:56,940 --> 01:52:58,940 Film festival cut which I also 3175 01:52:58,940 --> 01:53:00,940 Have in which it's longer 3176 01:53:00,940 --> 01:53:02,940 It is longer it's ten minutes longer 3177 01:53:02,940 --> 01:53:04,940 So for instance for instance 3178 01:53:04,940 --> 01:53:06,940 Just to give you an idea of one of the cuts which I think 3179 01:53:06,940 --> 01:53:08,940 Was better in the film festival cut is 3180 01:53:08,940 --> 01:53:10,940 Do you remember the dynamic between 3181 01:53:10,940 --> 01:53:12,940 Deep Throat 2 and 3182 01:53:12,940 --> 01:53:14,940 The government official guy where they were 3183 01:53:14,940 --> 01:53:16,940 The politician guy 3184 01:53:16,940 --> 01:53:18,940 They met at the restaurant they had 3185 01:53:18,940 --> 01:53:20,940 Sort of a back and forth 3186 01:53:20,940 --> 01:53:22,940 That was somewhat 3187 01:53:22,940 --> 01:53:24,940 Flirty in a way maybe doesn't matter 3188 01:53:24,940 --> 01:53:26,940 Then they're both standing there they look 3189 01:53:26,940 --> 01:53:28,940 Outside and 3190 01:53:28,940 --> 01:53:30,940 They just see the guy on the truck 3191 01:53:30,940 --> 01:53:32,940 On the ice cream truck and he 3192 01:53:32,940 --> 01:53:34,940 Shoots shoots at their blimp right and then they both 3193 01:53:34,940 --> 01:53:36,940 Die along with everybody 3194 01:53:36,940 --> 01:53:38,940 In the con film festival cut 3195 01:53:38,940 --> 01:53:40,940 The guy turns to her he goes 3196 01:53:40,940 --> 01:53:42,940 What the hell is that and she goes 3197 01:53:42,940 --> 01:53:44,940 It's a guy standing on ice 3198 01:53:44,940 --> 01:53:46,940 She's like it's an ice cream truck 3199 01:53:46,940 --> 01:53:48,940 And he goes 3200 01:53:48,940 --> 01:53:50,940 And then when the guy launches the missile 3201 01:53:50,940 --> 01:53:52,940 They both turn to each other and start 3202 01:53:52,940 --> 01:53:54,940 Kissing because it's the world's about 3203 01:53:54,940 --> 01:53:56,940 To end for them for their opinion so it's 3204 01:53:56,940 --> 01:53:58,940 Like better if that changes the whole movie for you 3205 01:53:58,940 --> 01:54:00,940 That one scene 3206 01:54:00,940 --> 01:54:02,940 That does not change the whole movie 3207 01:54:02,940 --> 01:54:04,940 And I love Parks and Rec and 3208 01:54:04,940 --> 01:54:06,940 Leslie Knope being in it I was still like 3209 01:54:06,940 --> 01:54:08,940 This is one of those movies though 3210 01:54:08,940 --> 01:54:10,940 That gets talked about more 3211 01:54:10,940 --> 01:54:12,940 Than even some of the movies 3212 01:54:12,940 --> 01:54:14,940 That did better in the box office 3213 01:54:14,940 --> 01:54:16,940 That year there's I mean here 3214 01:54:16,940 --> 01:54:18,940 We are 28 years later 3215 01:54:18,940 --> 01:54:20,940 Still talking about this 3216 01:54:20,940 --> 01:54:22,940 Nobody's going to be doing podcasts 3217 01:54:22,940 --> 01:54:24,940 Over Dragon Heart you know 3218 01:54:24,940 --> 01:54:26,940 Don't be so quick 3219 01:54:26,940 --> 01:54:28,940 The moment I see that 3220 01:54:28,940 --> 01:54:30,940 The moment I see that shit on the pocket 3221 01:54:30,940 --> 01:54:32,940 Oh the mask is on here 3222 01:54:34,940 --> 01:54:36,940 So let's do 3223 01:54:36,940 --> 01:54:38,940 Okay what's your pick for movie 3224 01:54:38,940 --> 01:54:40,940 Rob Killer 3225 01:54:40,940 --> 01:54:42,940 Are we doing Stoner movies for 14 years 3226 01:54:42,940 --> 01:54:44,940 Oh yeah it's Stoner movies 3227 01:54:44,940 --> 01:54:46,940 I'm doing Nice Dreams 3228 01:54:46,940 --> 01:54:48,940 Somebody's smoking weed in that thing 3229 01:54:48,940 --> 01:54:50,940 Nice Dreams I'm doing Hansel and Gretel 3230 01:54:50,940 --> 01:54:52,940 That's the name of the movie 3231 01:54:52,940 --> 01:54:54,940 Okay hold on everyone's yelling at me 3232 01:54:54,940 --> 01:54:56,940 Is Killer on Tubi 3233 01:54:58,940 --> 01:55:00,940 Bring up Stoner Flicks 3234 01:55:00,940 --> 01:55:02,940 Yeah I'm going to put in Stoner movies 3235 01:55:02,940 --> 01:55:04,940 I thought it was on Netflix 3236 01:55:04,940 --> 01:55:06,940 We're going to look at here 3237 01:55:06,940 --> 01:55:08,940 Hold on one 3238 01:55:08,940 --> 01:55:10,940 The Old Man movie 3239 01:55:10,940 --> 01:55:12,940 Is that for Mike 3240 01:55:12,940 --> 01:55:14,940 What does this look like 3241 01:55:14,940 --> 01:55:16,940 Jesus Christ Andy you're distracted 3242 01:55:18,940 --> 01:55:20,940 Oh it's Claymation 3243 01:55:20,940 --> 01:55:22,940 We're fucked 3244 01:55:22,940 --> 01:55:24,940 We're so fucked 3245 01:55:24,940 --> 01:55:26,940 In a foreign language 3246 01:55:26,940 --> 01:55:28,940 Andy's pulling a Putin again 3247 01:55:28,940 --> 01:55:30,940 Oh ew 3248 01:55:30,940 --> 01:55:32,940 He stepped in shit 3249 01:55:32,940 --> 01:55:34,940 Oh it's a fart in his face 3250 01:55:34,940 --> 01:55:36,940 He's squeezing a pig and the pig's 3251 01:55:36,940 --> 01:55:38,940 farting into his fucking face 3252 01:55:38,940 --> 01:55:40,940 If this movie gets picked I'll probably smoke weed and watch it 3253 01:55:40,940 --> 01:55:42,940 Oh 3254 01:55:42,940 --> 01:55:44,940 Okay 3255 01:55:44,940 --> 01:55:46,940 Very silly 3256 01:55:46,940 --> 01:55:48,940 Grand Theft Auto Murder City 3257 01:55:48,940 --> 01:55:50,940 I never heard of that either 3258 01:55:50,940 --> 01:55:52,940 Biotome's not a Stoner movie either 3259 01:55:52,940 --> 01:55:54,940 Is this a 3260 01:55:54,940 --> 01:55:56,940 Dude is this a 3261 01:55:56,940 --> 01:55:58,940 Is this real 3262 01:55:58,940 --> 01:56:00,940 Is this real life 3263 01:56:00,940 --> 01:56:02,940 Grand Theft Auto Murder City 3264 01:56:02,940 --> 01:56:04,940 It's just 3265 01:56:04,940 --> 01:56:06,940 It just looks like 3266 01:56:06,940 --> 01:56:08,940 Some dudes filming themselves doing crimes 3267 01:56:08,940 --> 01:56:10,940 In Grand Theft Auto 3268 01:56:10,940 --> 01:56:12,940 Big scores 3269 01:56:12,940 --> 01:56:14,940 It's Grand Theft Auto yeah 3270 01:56:14,940 --> 01:56:16,940 Holy shit this isn't 3271 01:56:16,940 --> 01:56:18,940 This is not acting 3272 01:56:18,940 --> 01:56:20,940 None of this is acting I know for a fact whatever they're doing right here 3273 01:56:20,940 --> 01:56:22,940 Is not acting they're just bullshitting around 3274 01:56:22,940 --> 01:56:24,940 You can tell 3275 01:56:24,940 --> 01:56:26,940 Let's listen to it 3276 01:56:26,940 --> 01:56:28,940 It's better than throwing motherfucking 3277 01:56:28,940 --> 01:56:30,940 Cheese 3278 01:56:30,940 --> 01:56:32,940 This is a YouTube movie 3279 01:56:32,940 --> 01:56:34,940 This is not even 3280 01:56:34,940 --> 01:56:36,940 My daughter goes by 3281 01:56:36,940 --> 01:56:38,940 Why are there shoes on that 3282 01:56:38,940 --> 01:56:40,940 Oh 3283 01:56:40,940 --> 01:56:42,940 This hits better than throwing shoes 3284 01:56:42,940 --> 01:56:44,940 Alright so 3285 01:56:44,940 --> 01:56:46,940 You're typing weed instead of Stoner movies cause it's bringing up a bunch of stuff that's not 3286 01:56:46,940 --> 01:56:48,940 Stoner That's people that were stoned 3287 01:56:48,940 --> 01:56:50,940 Skater movie, waiting at a restaurant movie 3288 01:56:50,940 --> 01:56:52,940 How about marijuana 3289 01:56:52,940 --> 01:56:54,940 Biotome's just a 3290 01:56:54,940 --> 01:56:56,940 Okay well now we're like 3291 01:56:56,940 --> 01:56:58,940 Documentaries 3292 01:56:58,940 --> 01:57:00,940 Yeah we don't want that shit 3293 01:57:00,940 --> 01:57:02,940 That all looks like 3294 01:57:02,940 --> 01:57:04,940 Typing weed 3295 01:57:04,940 --> 01:57:06,940 How about weed comedies 3296 01:57:06,940 --> 01:57:08,940 No how much is weed 3297 01:57:08,940 --> 01:57:10,940 No again 3298 01:57:10,940 --> 01:57:12,940 We're getting 3299 01:57:12,940 --> 01:57:14,940 Weed geez 3300 01:57:14,940 --> 01:57:16,940 Halloween night 3301 01:57:16,940 --> 01:57:18,940 I know it's not Halloween 3302 01:57:18,940 --> 01:57:20,940 Sexpot 3303 01:57:20,940 --> 01:57:22,940 No 3304 01:57:22,940 --> 01:57:24,940 Best of blood vision 3305 01:57:24,940 --> 01:57:26,940 The ginger weed man 3306 01:57:26,940 --> 01:57:28,940 This is hard to find 3307 01:57:28,940 --> 01:57:30,940 Porkies 3308 01:57:30,940 --> 01:57:32,940 Pimping 3309 01:57:32,940 --> 01:57:34,940 Pee weed 3310 01:57:34,940 --> 01:57:36,940 It's a sequel 3311 01:57:36,940 --> 01:57:38,940 Like the fifth sequel 3312 01:57:38,940 --> 01:57:40,940 Smiley face 3313 01:57:40,940 --> 01:57:42,940 Weed wolf 3314 01:57:42,940 --> 01:57:44,940 Dude 3315 01:57:44,940 --> 01:57:46,940 This is the ultimate fucking 3316 01:57:46,940 --> 01:57:48,940 Stoner movie 3317 01:57:48,940 --> 01:57:50,940 A stoned wannabe actress embarks on a quest to sell a bag of 3318 01:57:50,940 --> 01:57:52,940 Government weed 3319 01:57:52,940 --> 01:57:54,940 You know what 3320 01:57:54,940 --> 01:57:56,940 Number one rule Andy 3321 01:57:56,940 --> 01:57:58,940 What is the number one rule 3322 01:57:58,940 --> 01:58:00,940 Is this a good one 3323 01:58:00,940 --> 01:58:02,940 Dude she stands in front of a fireplace 3324 01:58:02,940 --> 01:58:04,940 For like five minutes talking about 3325 01:58:04,940 --> 01:58:06,940 President Garfield and Garfield 3326 01:58:06,940 --> 01:58:08,940 Do you guys want to 3327 01:58:08,940 --> 01:58:10,940 Take his opinion he got so excited about it 3328 01:58:10,940 --> 01:58:12,940 Yes 3329 01:58:12,940 --> 01:58:14,940 Did you have one locked and loaded 3330 01:58:14,940 --> 01:58:16,940 I did nice dreams 3331 01:58:16,940 --> 01:58:18,940 What's nice dreams 3332 01:58:18,940 --> 01:58:20,940 I did 3333 01:58:20,940 --> 01:58:22,940 Hansel and Gretel get faked 3334 01:58:22,940 --> 01:58:24,940 You don't want to do smiley face 3335 01:58:24,940 --> 01:58:26,940 I didn't even know it was on there 3336 01:58:26,940 --> 01:58:28,940 Let's do smiley face that sounds better 3337 01:58:28,940 --> 01:58:30,940 I'm going to vote smiley face actually 3338 01:58:30,940 --> 01:58:32,940 Sorry Tristan 3339 01:58:32,940 --> 01:58:34,940 I wanted to do blast from the past but that's not a weed 3340 01:58:34,940 --> 01:58:36,940 Movie 3341 01:58:36,940 --> 01:58:38,940 Wait a minute 3342 01:58:38,940 --> 01:58:40,940 Wait wait wait wait wait wait 3343 01:58:40,940 --> 01:58:42,940 This is great that our next show is 412 oh wait that's after the show 3344 01:58:42,940 --> 01:58:44,940 So it doesn't matter this doesn't have to be bad 3345 01:58:44,940 --> 01:58:46,940 Dude how is Black Adam already on TV 3346 01:58:46,940 --> 01:58:48,940 We would have had to do 3347 01:58:48,940 --> 01:58:50,940 What do you mean they have all if you haven't noticed it look the Batman 3348 01:58:50,940 --> 01:58:52,940 Batman and Black Adam 3349 01:58:52,940 --> 01:58:54,940 They have all the DC stuff right now 3350 01:58:54,940 --> 01:58:56,940 I would do season of the witch 3351 01:58:56,940 --> 01:58:58,940 Just kidding Mike 3352 01:58:58,940 --> 01:59:00,940 Is corn considered a weed we give you children of the corn 3353 01:59:02,940 --> 01:59:04,940 It's corn 3354 01:59:04,940 --> 01:59:06,940 It's not considered 3355 01:59:06,940 --> 01:59:08,940 Hot tub time machine is another 3356 01:59:08,940 --> 01:59:10,940 Classic 3357 01:59:10,940 --> 01:59:12,940 Ok I'm going to do hot tub time machine 3358 01:59:12,940 --> 01:59:14,940 Are you going to do AI you're going to let AI pick 3359 01:59:14,940 --> 01:59:16,940 No we're going to let 3360 01:59:16,940 --> 01:59:18,940 Cage Pickle pick 3361 01:59:18,940 --> 01:59:20,940 I'm going to do the teachers again 3362 01:59:20,940 --> 01:59:22,940 Nice stream 3363 01:59:22,940 --> 01:59:24,940 It's a stoner 3364 01:59:24,940 --> 01:59:26,940 It's like 3365 01:59:26,940 --> 01:59:28,940 It's doing a 420 movie I don't know how to do any better than teaching 3366 01:59:28,940 --> 01:59:30,940 And we're going to throw in double dragon 3367 01:59:30,940 --> 01:59:32,940 What the hell double dragon 3368 01:59:32,940 --> 01:59:34,940 I'm going to stick to stoner 3369 01:59:34,940 --> 01:59:36,940 And stick smiley face 3370 01:59:36,940 --> 01:59:38,940 I think I'm going to go with the smiley face too 3371 01:59:38,940 --> 01:59:40,940 Ok 3372 01:59:40,940 --> 01:59:42,940 Yeah 3373 01:59:42,940 --> 01:59:44,940 I'm down 3374 01:59:44,940 --> 01:59:46,940 So we're going to go smiley face 3375 01:59:46,940 --> 01:59:48,940 Alright 3376 01:59:48,940 --> 01:59:50,940 I'm going to review all three online 3377 01:59:50,940 --> 01:59:52,940 For the corn only I'll put them up that day 3378 01:59:54,940 --> 01:59:56,940 Weegees Halloween 3379 01:59:56,940 --> 01:59:58,940 Night 3380 01:59:58,940 --> 02:00:00,940 I mean if we're all staying 3381 02:00:00,940 --> 02:00:02,940 In chloride I mean we could probably actually 3382 02:00:02,940 --> 02:00:04,940 Make that a double or even a triple feature 3383 02:00:04,940 --> 02:00:06,940 Of stoner movies 3384 02:00:06,940 --> 02:00:08,940 I think what we might do since we're going to be in chloride and we have that 3385 02:00:08,940 --> 02:00:10,940 Space is 3386 02:00:10,940 --> 02:00:12,940 Do our first live watch 3387 02:00:12,940 --> 02:00:14,940 Live react live watch thing 3388 02:00:14,940 --> 02:00:16,940 For the YouTube audience 3389 02:00:16,940 --> 02:00:18,940 So coming up 3390 02:00:18,940 --> 02:00:20,940 In a couple weeks ladies and gentlemen if you go to 3391 02:00:20,940 --> 02:00:22,940 YouTube.com 3392 02:00:22,940 --> 02:00:24,940 Backward slash fried rice podcast 3393 02:00:24,940 --> 02:00:26,940 We're going to have a live react 3394 02:00:26,940 --> 02:00:28,940 So what's going to be is 3395 02:00:28,940 --> 02:00:30,940 It's going to be us 3396 02:00:30,940 --> 02:00:32,940 We're going to have headphones Mike we're going to be able to make it work 3397 02:00:32,940 --> 02:00:34,940 We're going to all be able to watch the movie with headphones on 3398 02:00:34,940 --> 02:00:36,940 And at the same 3399 02:00:36,940 --> 02:00:38,940 I start that day at 6am just so you know 3400 02:00:38,940 --> 02:00:40,940 Yeah 3401 02:00:40,940 --> 02:00:42,940 Well chloride's not that far 3402 02:00:42,940 --> 02:00:44,940 And it's it's we'll pick something short 3403 02:00:44,940 --> 02:00:46,940 Like 3404 02:00:46,940 --> 02:00:48,940 That Civil War movie that's six and a half 3405 02:00:48,940 --> 02:00:50,940 Hours long you son of a bitch 3406 02:00:50,940 --> 02:00:52,940 You old man 3407 02:00:52,940 --> 02:00:54,940 How many days left on smiley face just so we're not 3408 02:00:54,940 --> 02:00:56,940 We don't run into a south land tales 3409 02:00:56,940 --> 02:00:58,940 Oh 3410 02:00:58,940 --> 02:01:00,940 Yeah cause I'm not buying that one 3411 02:01:00,940 --> 02:01:02,940 I didn't mind buying south land tales 3412 02:01:02,940 --> 02:01:04,940 Is there a time limit left 3413 02:01:04,940 --> 02:01:06,940 It won't tell you does it it doesn't tell you 3414 02:01:06,940 --> 02:01:08,940 It only tells you when there's like two days 3415 02:01:08,940 --> 02:01:10,940 Left max yeah well here we go 3416 02:01:10,940 --> 02:01:12,940 Smiley face 2007 3417 02:01:12,940 --> 02:01:14,940 You won't regret it 3418 02:01:14,940 --> 02:01:16,940 You'll what she played it's 3419 02:01:16,940 --> 02:01:18,940 I don't care cause I don't give a fuck and she's a stoner 3420 02:01:18,940 --> 02:01:20,940 She plays like a dumb blonde 3421 02:01:20,940 --> 02:01:22,940 And it's John Krasinski's in there 3422 02:01:22,940 --> 02:01:24,940 Probably a youngish John Krasinski 3423 02:01:24,940 --> 02:01:26,940 Adam Brody 3424 02:01:26,940 --> 02:01:28,940 Yeah fuck yeah so we got smiley face 3425 02:01:28,940 --> 02:01:30,940 Alright so 3426 02:01:30,940 --> 02:01:32,940 Another successful pod guys 3427 02:01:32,940 --> 02:01:34,940 This was a lot of fun and when Tomas 3428 02:01:34,940 --> 02:01:36,940 Gets his hands on this it'll be edited and sound way better 3429 02:01:36,940 --> 02:01:38,940 Than whatever we just did but whoever 3430 02:01:38,940 --> 02:01:40,940 Is going to listen to this for the first time is going to get a raw 3431 02:01:40,940 --> 02:01:42,940 Bullshit version and then it's going to be 3432 02:01:42,940 --> 02:01:44,940 A much better version when Tomas 3433 02:01:44,940 --> 02:01:46,940 Finally starts working 3434 02:01:46,940 --> 02:01:48,940 Speaking of 3435 02:01:48,940 --> 02:01:50,940 Music 3436 02:01:50,940 --> 02:01:52,940 Music 3437 02:01:52,940 --> 02:01:54,940 Music 3438 02:01:54,940 --> 02:01:56,940 I like that we don't have to credit anyone now it's all just AI 3439 02:01:56,940 --> 02:01:58,940 Bullshit 3440 02:01:58,940 --> 02:02:00,940 I'm glad I 3441 02:02:00,940 --> 02:02:02,940 I'm glad I brought my air guitar 3442 02:02:02,940 --> 02:02:04,940 With me 3443 02:02:04,940 --> 02:02:06,940 Oh thanks 3444 02:02:06,940 --> 02:02:08,940 Oh my god 3445 02:02:08,940 --> 02:02:10,940 Oh my god 3446 02:02:10,940 --> 02:02:12,940 You can tell it's AI wrote it 3447 02:02:12,940 --> 02:02:14,940 Andy Rice 3448 02:02:14,940 --> 02:02:16,940 Andy Rice 3449 02:02:16,940 --> 02:02:18,940 That's me 3450 02:02:18,940 --> 02:02:20,940 Andy Rice 3451 02:02:20,940 --> 02:02:22,940 Hell yeah 3452 02:02:22,940 --> 02:02:24,940 Ladies and gentlemen 3453 02:02:24,940 --> 02:02:26,940 With me as always 3454 02:02:26,940 --> 02:02:28,940 Is 3455 02:02:28,940 --> 02:02:30,940 Cage 3456 02:02:30,940 --> 02:02:32,940 He's 3457 02:02:32,940 --> 02:02:34,940 I don't know even what to say 3458 02:02:34,940 --> 02:02:36,940 Pickle 3459 02:02:36,940 --> 02:02:38,940 Deal with it 3460 02:02:38,940 --> 02:02:40,940 Deal with it he said 3461 02:02:40,940 --> 02:02:42,940 With me as always is Mike 3462 02:02:42,940 --> 02:02:44,940 Chalios you cannot kill him 3463 02:02:44,940 --> 02:02:46,940 Although you know as much as 3464 02:02:46,940 --> 02:02:48,940 You would like him to just 3465 02:02:48,940 --> 02:02:50,940 Die Larson 3466 02:02:50,940 --> 02:02:52,940 Have a good week everybody except Andy 3467 02:02:52,940 --> 02:02:54,940 Jesus that's rude 3468 02:02:54,940 --> 02:02:56,940 Fucking rude bro 3469 02:02:56,940 --> 02:02:58,940 With us as always 3470 02:02:58,940 --> 02:03:00,940 Is Austin 3471 02:03:00,940 --> 02:03:02,940 He's going to I don't even know how far 3472 02:03:02,940 --> 02:03:04,940 Chloride is from where he lives 3473 02:03:04,940 --> 02:03:06,940 But he's someday he's going to marry Amanda Bynes 3474 02:03:06,940 --> 02:03:08,940 That's going to be interesting I'm calling it 3475 02:03:08,940 --> 02:03:10,940 Right now Carol 3476 02:03:10,940 --> 02:03:12,940 Southland Tales W 3477 02:03:12,940 --> 02:03:14,940 Directed by GameShine 3478 02:03:14,940 --> 02:03:16,940 Oh shit and I've been your host 3479 02:03:16,940 --> 02:03:18,940 Andy Rice 3480 02:03:18,940 --> 02:03:20,940 This has been 3481 02:03:20,940 --> 02:03:22,940 The Fried Rice Podcast 3482 02:03:22,940 --> 02:03:24,940 I almost lined it up 3483 02:03:24,940 --> 02:03:26,940 Perfectly 3484 02:03:26,940 --> 02:03:28,940 Have a great day everybody 3485 02:03:28,940 --> 02:03:30,940 Music 3486 02:03:30,940 --> 02:03:32,940 Real image 3487 02:03:32,940 --> 02:03:50,680 template 3488 02:03:50,680 --> 02:03:52,740 you