1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:16,500 **Music** 2 00:00:16,500 --> 00:00:21,340 **Music** 3 00:00:21,340 --> 00:00:22,140 Yeah, go for it! 4 00:00:22,140 --> 00:00:26,740 **Music** 5 00:00:26,740 --> 00:00:34,080 **Music** 6 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:41,320 Welcome to another Fuck You episode of Fried Rice Podcast. 7 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:43,020 I'm your host Andy Rice. 8 00:00:43,020 --> 00:00:44,620 Let's get fried with me. 9 00:00:44,620 --> 00:00:46,520 As always, it's Michael. 10 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:50,220 He decided to spike his hair to make himself feel younger. 11 00:00:50,220 --> 00:00:52,340 I'm guessing it's not doing the trick. 12 00:00:52,340 --> 00:00:53,420 It's still gray. 13 00:00:53,420 --> 00:00:58,420 It's still white, showing us that you're ever closer to, I guess, old age death. 14 00:00:58,420 --> 00:01:02,400 But you know, yet you're still so far from me being able to kill you. 15 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:03,160 Larson! 16 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:05,160 You cannot kill me. 17 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:06,400 Hey, everybody. 18 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,980 With me, as always, is Brennan! 19 00:01:08,980 --> 00:01:13,440 **Singing** 20 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:14,020 Shipley! 21 00:01:14,020 --> 00:01:14,420 Ah! 22 00:01:14,420 --> 00:01:15,520 to Boston! 23 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:17,440 Hello, everybody. 24 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:22,900 And with us, as always, is, without any religious connotation, 25 00:01:22,900 --> 00:01:26,800 whatsoever, the most important man in the universe. 26 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:34,680 It's Zachary Sleeveless Improv Quality! 27 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:35,580 Fuck you. 28 00:01:35,580 --> 00:01:36,520 You never do it. 29 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:37,260 You suck up in. 30 00:01:37,260 --> 00:01:39,160 Not to end on an anti-climatic. 31 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:41,320 Anyway, this is Fried Rice. 32 00:01:41,320 --> 00:01:43,720 Start smoking more stativa. 33 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:44,560 Why? 34 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:46,320 Oh, I was too low energy? 35 00:01:46,320 --> 00:01:47,320 I was too low. 36 00:01:47,320 --> 00:01:48,080 You're the opposite. 37 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:48,580 Yeah. 38 00:01:48,580 --> 00:01:49,080 What's that? 39 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:51,080 That's how much I smoke weed. 40 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:52,080 What's that, too? 41 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:54,080 That was too low energy of an intro? 42 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:55,240 I gave it my all. 43 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:56,920 I'm done. 44 00:01:56,920 --> 00:01:58,040 He's spent. 45 00:01:58,040 --> 00:01:58,540 Yeah. 46 00:01:58,540 --> 00:02:02,200 That's what it feels like to be your date, huh? 47 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:03,840 Good 30 seconds. 48 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:10,080 I would imagine what it would feel like to be my date would be charmed for a few hours. 49 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:13,360 Maybe like, oh, man, I could start to see something in this guy. 50 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:19,800 And then when my clothes come off and we start fucking, you're just like, oh, damn it. 51 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:22,560 Just what wasted fucking potential that was. 52 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:24,880 That's what I think it's most women feel in the work man. 53 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:28,240 It's just what a waste of fucking potential. 54 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:33,880 If I had a porn star body, you know, could just fuck for hours like just a jackhammer, 55 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:35,840 then I think I'd be doing well for myself. 56 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:36,840 But. 57 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:38,400 That's unrealistic. 58 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:39,880 It's unrealistic and it doesn't work. 59 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:40,520 No. 60 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:44,040 I can tell you since the meds, you don't want to fuck for hours like a jackhammer. 61 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:46,880 It's not a good deal. 62 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:47,360 Yeah. 63 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:53,400 But I mean, I don't feel like I ever had a sexual like. 64 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:55,320 Like high point. 65 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:59,680 I feel like it's all just been just downhill since I started. 66 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:02,080 Like figure out masturbation and then it's been downhill since. 67 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:02,600 Yeah. 68 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:06,160 It's like I figured that out when I was like 11 or 12 and I was just like, nah, fuck it. 69 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:06,800 I'm done. 70 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:07,720 Downhill from here. 71 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:08,320 Yeah. 72 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:09,920 Sucks. 73 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:11,520 First time it was like, ooh. 74 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:15,640 And then after that, the JCPenney models just didn't do it for me anymore. 75 00:03:15,640 --> 00:03:17,640 Where was Krista now then, right? 76 00:03:17,640 --> 00:03:19,480 Krista now, yeah. 77 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:21,200 Well, without. 78 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:26,280 God, I guess if you haven't watched the movie, then that's going to sound like someone specifically 79 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:26,920 that we know. 80 00:03:26,920 --> 00:03:27,520 And it's not. 81 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:30,760 It's a porn star from the movie that we covered this week. 82 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:32,000 An entrepreneur. 83 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:32,960 Entrepreneur now. 84 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:34,560 Yeah. 85 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:37,680 But so let's get into how's everyone been. 86 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:39,200 Zach, we haven't seen you in a minute. 87 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:44,240 I mean, you're here every week because with us as always, but you haven't spoken up in 88 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:45,000 some time. 89 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,160 What have you been up to? 90 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:48,400 How's the family? 91 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:49,880 OK, you can't nod. 92 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:50,800 You have to talk. 93 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:52,800 You have to say words. 94 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,520 I've noticed your bed has moved. 95 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:58,600 And I find it like weird. 96 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:00,720 A little unsettling. 97 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:00,880 What? 98 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:02,080 Does it not look better this way? 99 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:04,800 Now you're sleeping with the TV lock in your dungeon. 100 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:06,400 It looks more normal this way. 101 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:07,640 I don't know if it's better. 102 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:10,240 It's just more normal. 103 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:14,640 Yeah, I mean, you guys really made me think that I had a fucking murder room. 104 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:18,800 So you had to get a bed into it? 105 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:21,920 I could sleep with my victims. 106 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:24,640 Although I put Randy in there. 107 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:25,280 My puppet. 108 00:04:25,280 --> 00:04:26,120 In the bed? 109 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:32,680 No, he's in the corner, but I haven't. 110 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:34,080 He's got his legs. 111 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:36,000 Anybody got a shovel for you? 112 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:40,960 He's got his legs folded in there, propped up like he's taking a nap. 113 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:41,640 It's kind of adorable. 114 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:45,120 I'm glad instead of being in the corner like he's being punished. 115 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:46,320 Now it looks like he's taking a little... 116 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:47,400 Now it looks like he's just relaxing. 117 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:50,080 He's just relaxing, which is a lot better. 118 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:55,440 I was actually told this last comedy show that we did that I need to retire Randy Ice 119 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:57,240 for a while. 120 00:04:57,240 --> 00:04:59,680 Anthony doesn't want to see him anymore. 121 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:02,320 Because this last show that we did was at a bar. 122 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:03,240 I told you it was at a bar. 123 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:11,320 And this fucking bar had six or seven TVs that were on behind us the whole time. 124 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:12,360 Just different channels. 125 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:13,840 So the sports games on every... 126 00:05:13,840 --> 00:05:16,520 The most distracting scenario you could possibly think of. 127 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:20,440 So everyone was just loudly drinking, loudly having conversations. 128 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:25,800 The amount of people actually paying attention besides this one drunk heckler guy. 129 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:27,840 It was just few and far in between. 130 00:05:27,840 --> 00:05:33,360 So I know that Sean lost his fucking cool and he ended up trying to fight some dude 131 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:34,920 after a set. 132 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:36,920 I told you about that bar before you went. 133 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:37,800 It was sad. 134 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:41,800 So I brought out Randy and...do you want a bottle of water? 135 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:42,320 No, you're good. 136 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:45,640 You got coffee. 137 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:48,120 But yeah, no. 138 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:50,680 So I brought out Randy and I tried everything. 139 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:51,880 I tried heckling some dudes. 140 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:56,440 And maybe two or three people were getting it. 141 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:57,840 And it just fucking sucked. 142 00:05:57,840 --> 00:06:03,600 So I feel like Anthony taking that as an opportunity to tell me to retire Randy is a little out 143 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:05,080 of...come on. 144 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:06,160 It wasn't his best night. 145 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:07,560 It wasn't my best night. 146 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:08,840 It wasn't anyone's best night. 147 00:06:08,840 --> 00:06:09,840 It could have been anybody's best night. 148 00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:10,840 Right. 149 00:06:10,840 --> 00:06:12,840 It was like you should pull him out and just do like a William Montgomery. 150 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:14,120 Ain't never gonna stop. 151 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:15,120 Yeah. 152 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:16,640 You should just bring him tonight. 153 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:17,640 Just bring him tonight. 154 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:18,640 Just fuck with him. 155 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:19,640 You just set him on the stage. 156 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:20,640 Host? 157 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:22,640 You set him on the stage the whole time. 158 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:25,640 I'll host...Randy will host the show. 159 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:28,040 I don't want to have anything to do with it. 160 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:29,040 I'll do a set. 161 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:30,040 That'd be a big fuck to you to Anthony. 162 00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:31,040 It would. 163 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:32,040 That'd be hilarious. 164 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:33,040 I mean it would be funny. 165 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:35,040 Oh man, it would be great. 166 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:36,040 That might be dead. 167 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:37,040 It is. 168 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:39,720 I don't know if I could do a whole night as fucking Randy dude. 169 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:40,720 Sure. 170 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:42,840 Well it's like short two minute segments. 171 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:43,840 Yeah. 172 00:06:43,840 --> 00:06:48,960 God, it would be funny though if I showed up and then Randy hosted the show. 173 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:52,120 I think you should do like pretend like you're going to just to fuck with him. 174 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:53,120 I think it'd be funny. 175 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:57,360 Look at his face and then go I'm just fucking with you. 176 00:06:57,360 --> 00:07:03,400 I could bring Randy up for a set of his own since it looks like Ryan and Chelsea dropped 177 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:04,400 out. 178 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:05,400 Really? 179 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:06,400 Yeah. 180 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:08,000 I mean I could technically give him a set. 181 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:09,000 Let me think about it. 182 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:10,000 How many people are performing tonight? 183 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:22,280 Well maybe, oh we got a new guy and so like a good five or six with like a new dude who's 184 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:26,720 only got four minutes so I think we're testing him out. 185 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:29,360 Technically that last one was an open mic and I... 186 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:31,120 I was sick so I couldn't go. 187 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:34,120 It was an open mic after but in that bar that's why I didn't go. 188 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:36,640 I was like there's no way I can do my stuff in there. 189 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:42,960 One dude did a set and I didn't even catch it because there was so much going on with 190 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:46,840 Sean trying to fight some dude and all this stuff so I was like oh shit. 191 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:48,680 That's where I didn't go. 192 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:50,680 I know that bar. 193 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:51,680 Yeah. 194 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:54,720 Up the street on top of the hill. 195 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:55,720 Who? 196 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:56,720 Cocktails. 197 00:07:56,720 --> 00:07:57,720 That's where you... 198 00:07:57,720 --> 00:07:58,720 Yeah. 199 00:07:58,720 --> 00:07:59,720 I was trying not to say it but yes. 200 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:00,720 No we didn't go to Cocktails. 201 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:01,720 All that last week was Cocktails. 202 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:02,720 No. 203 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:03,720 No. 204 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:05,800 I think it's even further that it's Hooch's which is past... 205 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:06,800 Hooch's. 206 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:07,800 Okay. 207 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:08,800 Hooch's yeah. 208 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:09,800 It's still on that side of the street but it's past Cocktails. 209 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:10,800 Yeah. 210 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:11,800 I don't... 211 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:12,800 Yeah. 212 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:13,800 Look. 213 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:14,800 I think if they did a Cocktails venue it would do decent because they have like... 214 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:15,800 They have a... 215 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:20,600 As long as you get out there early enough yes but if you pay attention to Cocktails at 1 216 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:22,800 AM every morning it's full of cops. 217 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:23,800 Every morning. 218 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:24,800 Not anymore. 219 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:25,800 Not anymore? 220 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:26,800 No. 221 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:27,800 It's changed. 222 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:28,800 It's an old person's bar now. 223 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:29,800 I guess all those people aged out. 224 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:30,800 That's what I... 225 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:31,800 I've been here 25 years. 226 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:32,800 Yeah. 227 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:33,800 I've been to Canada. 228 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:34,800 It was insane. 229 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:37,800 It used to be the Wild Pineapple Bar when I was a kid. 230 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:38,800 Yeah. 231 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:39,800 That's what they called it? 232 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:40,800 Pineapple Bar. 233 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:41,800 Well Pineapple's an expression. 234 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:42,800 Was it a Swinger's Club? 235 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:43,800 Not like a... 236 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:44,800 Not a club. 237 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:45,800 A meet up place or whatever? 238 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:46,800 Yeah. 239 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:47,800 That's what my parents told me though. 240 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:48,800 Like yeah. 241 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:49,800 He's like you're going to Cocktails. 242 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:50,800 Like what's wrong with that? 243 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:55,800 They're like well in the late early 90s this is what was happening there. 244 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:56,800 Your parents told you about this? 245 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:57,800 Yeah. 246 00:08:57,800 --> 00:08:58,800 Did they? 247 00:08:58,800 --> 00:08:59,800 No. 248 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:00,800 They did. 249 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:01,800 Well how'd they know? 250 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:02,800 Well my dad's fucking everywhere. 251 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:03,800 That's what we're talking about. 252 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:04,800 That's what we're saying. 253 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:05,800 Your mom was too. 254 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:06,800 My dad's fucking everywhere. 255 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:11,800 They were in on it together and they were in on the fucking Cocktails together all the 256 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:12,800 time. 257 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:13,800 He was cocks to his tails. 258 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:14,800 No. 259 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:15,800 My dad would've punched somebody. 260 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:16,800 Or has. 261 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:21,800 That's why he's not allowed at certain bars around town. 262 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:22,800 Oh shit. 263 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:23,800 Let's get more into that. 264 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:26,800 Let's get more into how your dad is not allowed in the bars around town. 265 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,800 My dad's a violent guy? 266 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:29,800 Jesus Christ. 267 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:30,800 What has he done? 268 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:34,800 So Willow Valley, he broke the jukebox with someone's head. 269 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:35,800 Oh shit. 270 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:38,800 He tells the story a lot better. 271 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:44,800 It was a few of them that kept closed and then reopened as new ownerships. 272 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:46,800 He probably can go back to those ones. 273 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:47,800 Sure. 274 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:50,800 I don't remember what their names were at the time because it was all when I was a child. 275 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:52,800 He hasn't been violent lately? 276 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:55,800 Well he likes 20% of his heart that pumps blood. 277 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:57,800 He's worse than him. 278 00:09:57,800 --> 00:10:00,800 It'd be like if I wanted to get in a fight I just wouldn't do it because I didn't want 279 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:01,800 to die. 280 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:05,800 My dad has came home bleeding and I'm like what the fuck happened? 281 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:07,800 And my mom's like you got in a fight? 282 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:08,800 I'm like Jesus Christ dad. 283 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:09,800 What are you doing? 284 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:10,800 My mom's like did you lose? 285 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:12,800 And my mom goes no. 286 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:13,800 Fuck yeah. 287 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:20,800 You know who I found out can kick fucking ass this week is Robert. 288 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:22,800 The big guy that's Anthony's friend. 289 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:23,800 Oh really? 290 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:26,800 He's going to be on our show this next week. 291 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:29,800 So future guest. 292 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:31,800 But he's huge right? 293 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:33,800 He's like 6'7", 6'8". 294 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,800 And he's wide dude. 295 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:36,800 He's strong. 296 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:43,800 And he was telling me that they were at In-N-Out with his wife who's a younger and way smaller 297 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:45,800 Filipino woman. 298 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:49,800 And they're at In-N-Out and some dude says the thing. 299 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:51,800 He says go back to your country. 300 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:52,800 To her. 301 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:58,800 And he says the fucking, actually says the words to her because he failed to hit on her 302 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:02,800 and she says no my husband's in the bathroom and I'm not interested. 303 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:04,800 And he's like go back to your country whatever. 304 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:10,800 Dude he comes out, Robert, and he fucking just smashes this dude into a table like head first 305 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,800 and just destroys this guy. 306 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:16,800 And the cops came in and he didn't get in any trouble for it. 307 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:20,800 If you got a decent cop you're not going to get in trouble for it. 308 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:21,800 Yeah. 309 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:24,800 I can't believe we're not past those days in society. 310 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:26,800 We're nowhere close to past. 311 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:28,800 No we're not even close anymore. 312 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:31,800 I thought we were getting close and now we're going the other way. 313 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,800 It's ramping up in certain ways. 314 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:36,800 That's why I'm excited to see that A24 Civil War movie. 315 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:40,800 I just want to see what their take on this whole fucking thing is. 316 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:45,800 It's going to be like the new, like if there's a Civil War, which I mean fuck, I guess we're 317 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:49,800 as close as we've ever been to a Civil War other than the Civil War. 318 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:50,800 Right. 319 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:54,800 Now, but like, and this movie, the way that it's structured with the whole like. 320 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:55,800 This movie has that. 321 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:59,800 It almost has a vibe of Civil War even though it's World War III. 322 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:01,800 Like it almost, it feels more Civil War. 323 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:06,800 Well part of it is, if you notice at the beginning they separate the states, you get across the 324 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:08,800 state lines, it kind of is a little bit. 325 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:10,800 Well we'll get into this because this is a fascinating movie. 326 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:15,800 I really hope you at home watched it before listening to this because I know it's a long movie. 327 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:17,800 And it's going to get deep. 328 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:19,800 It's by the guy that, well okay we'll get into it. 329 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:21,800 Let's do, what are we smoking? 330 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:25,800 I packed a bowl of Kush waffles and purple syrup. 331 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:27,800 So waffles and syrup. 332 00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:28,800 Was that the first one? 333 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:29,800 Yeah. 334 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:30,800 I think so. 335 00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:31,800 Yeah. 336 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:36,800 And it's a solventless hash infused Smalls hybrid. 337 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:38,800 And these are on fucking Hella Cell. 338 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:43,800 This is a seven gram bag and I got it for $20 at Marvin's. 339 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:44,800 What? 340 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:45,800 It sounds like hash. 341 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:46,800 It's hash. 342 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:47,800 Fuck it. 343 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:48,800 It's dope though. 344 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:49,800 It's seven grams. 345 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:50,800 Yeah that's not right. 346 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:51,800 That's a good crush yeah. 347 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:57,600 And they were doing ten gram full, or ten dollar full, full gram carts of these pretty 348 00:12:57,600 --> 00:13:00,000 decent brands. 349 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,800 So I stocked up. 350 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:06,800 And, sorry again Zach, but I got you and Mike Clearman's. 351 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:07,800 Oh hell yeah. 352 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:08,800 Thank you. 353 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:09,800 I got Austin one too. 354 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:10,800 Okay. 355 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,800 Sorry Zach I didn't know you were going to talk today. 356 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:13,800 Beer. 357 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:14,800 Oh Austin gets one? 358 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:15,800 He's not even. 359 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:17,800 Well yeah but he is active. 360 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:18,800 He's missed one. 361 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:24,800 This is like, he literally, he felt, I could see how sad he felt in the message too. 362 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:29,800 He's like for the first time in my history on the show I'm missing out on missing episodes. 363 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:30,800 That's how it starts. 364 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:34,800 And then I saw you guys, you and Ryan are just like that's just the beginning. 365 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:35,800 Yeah. 366 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:36,800 It's very upsetting. 367 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:38,800 You missed one here, one there, and then you're fucking Ryan. 368 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:39,800 What was the last time you saw him? 369 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:40,800 What's the worst thing about having to watch this movie? 370 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:43,800 I don't know what his grade was because I haven't read it. 371 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:44,800 I didn't read his review. 372 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:45,800 He's got stuff that says. 373 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:46,800 I wanted to watch the movie. 374 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:47,800 I wanted to watch the movie. 375 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:48,800 Yeah. 376 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:49,800 He did send in a review. 377 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:50,800 We will get into it. 378 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:51,800 Yeah. 379 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:52,800 Just call him, put your phone on speaker. 380 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:53,800 Have him. 381 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:54,800 Maybe I will. 382 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:55,800 That's a good idea. 383 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:56,800 Well, oh and then, Brandon what did you bring? 384 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:57,800 I brought, we've been buying Los Angeles Kush brand lately. 385 00:13:57,800 --> 00:13:58,800 This is a small nug canvas flower. 386 00:13:58,800 --> 00:13:59,800 It is strawberry blondie. 387 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:00,800 It's a hybrid, Indica dominant hybrid. 388 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:01,800 Oh yeah. 389 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:02,800 And Zach, you brought, they're not, they're not in the movie. 390 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:03,800 They're not in the movie. 391 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:04,800 They're in the movie. 392 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:05,800 They're in the movie. 393 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:06,800 They're in the movie. 394 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:07,800 They're in the movie. 395 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:08,800 They're in the movie. 396 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:09,800 They're in the movie. 397 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:10,800 They're in the movie. 398 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:19,800 They're in the movie. 399 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:26,360 They're like those kids cigarettes that you used to get as a, well the cigarettes, those 400 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:27,360 fake little candy cigarettes they stopped- 401 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:28,360 That I used to get as a kid. 402 00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:29,360 Yeah. 403 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:31,300 They stopped selling them because of the negative input. 404 00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:33,080 But I'm so glad they changed it to joints. 405 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,080 I was like, they still have them. 406 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:36,080 Yeah they changed it to joints. 407 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:37,960 But you can't buy them on an ice cream truck anymore. 408 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:38,840 They don't have the ones where you can like fake inhale and stuff. 409 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:40,840 They don't have the ones where you can fake inhale. 410 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:41,680 Yeah, they don't have those. 411 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:42,760 They have the ones that look like that. 412 00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:43,260 Why not? 413 00:14:43,260 --> 00:14:44,880 Those are the coolest ones. 414 00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:45,600 Now, hold on. 415 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:50,060 Was it that you inhaled or was there just powder on it 416 00:14:50,060 --> 00:14:54,320 so that when you blew on it, it looked like smoke came off? 417 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:56,200 You were like, you know. 418 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,600 And even though were you just blowing off 419 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:00,120 the good powdered sugar part? 420 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:00,880 I don't know. 421 00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:03,480 What a stupid way to eat candy. 422 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:05,680 We had a bunch of fun candy when we were kids. 423 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:06,240 Oh, god. 424 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:09,440 I remember Raven's Revenge, which 425 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:13,600 was a tube of powder that came in a bunch of different. 426 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:15,520 I've looked this up and I've tried to find it. 427 00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:16,800 Is it like a different colored powder? 428 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:17,840 Yes, it is. 429 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:19,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 430 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:19,960 That's exactly what it is. 431 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:22,640 Raven's Revenge. 432 00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:24,520 Isn't that just the same thing that you 433 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:25,840 stick a marshmallow stick down? 434 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:27,720 No, no. 435 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:29,960 No, it's these, dude. 436 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:31,080 Raven's Revenge. 437 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:31,720 Come on. 438 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:32,840 These don't ring a bell? 439 00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:33,680 Just sugar, huh? 440 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:34,920 It's pure sugar. 441 00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:38,320 Well, but it's, no, some of them were sour. 442 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:40,200 When I was growing up. 443 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:40,960 They might have been. 444 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:41,720 Pixie sticks. 445 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:44,280 Yeah, they're basically, that's what it is. 446 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:46,880 It's a pixie stick that's in a tube, 447 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:49,040 and there's a lot more of it. 448 00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:52,600 And it's a way better delivery service. 449 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:55,120 If you like vintage candy, I just saw it. 450 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,400 It's called Jack's Candy. 451 00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:58,200 OK, how do you spell it? 452 00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:01,200 Just regular Jack's? 453 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:04,560 I guess they do like vintage, like bulk candy. 454 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:05,400 You can buy. 455 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:06,720 I just saw an advertisement. 456 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:08,960 Yeah, I grew up on Mexican candy. 457 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:09,760 So like. 458 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:10,520 Yeah, let's go. 459 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:11,720 What are some old. 460 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,240 You can do retro. 461 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,000 Or you can look up just retro. 462 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,120 You think I can? 463 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:17,920 Yeah. 464 00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:18,800 I'm sure you can. 465 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:20,000 Let's look up retro candy. 466 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,520 Yeah, I suggest retro candy. 467 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:22,040 Hell yeah. 468 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:23,600 All right, retro. 469 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,280 And then I'll have like a bunch of. 470 00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:29,080 Oh, hell yeah, candy cigarettes. 471 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:30,240 Bubble gum cigarettes. 472 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:31,400 You had old bubble gums? 473 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:32,760 Old cup of golds. 474 00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:34,160 That's like the classic. 475 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:37,120 No, but that's the classic wrapping, I think. 476 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:38,960 I think that might be some of this is the. 477 00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:39,680 Oh, clothes. 478 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:40,440 Clothes. 479 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:42,760 Clothes gum, dude. 480 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:44,280 Whoppers are. 481 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:45,920 Whoppers are an old. 482 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:46,760 It's an old candy. 483 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:47,280 I think. 484 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:47,760 I think. 485 00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:49,560 Black Jack, that's the one that makes you like. 486 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:51,880 That's the black gum. 487 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:54,000 I like sugar daddies, but you can get those. 488 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:54,560 You can get those. 489 00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:55,440 You can get no guns. 490 00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:56,160 Yeah. 491 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:56,560 All right. 492 00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:58,440 Yeah, they have a bunch of different like crazy. 493 00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:00,400 There's international. 494 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:03,800 Oh, shit, you can pick your brand? 495 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:04,480 No. 496 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:05,880 Look, you got Lucky Lights. 497 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:06,880 Oh, Kays. 498 00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:08,360 You know those Kays, the boxes look like. 499 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:10,160 Yeah, they look like regular ones. 500 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:11,040 Are these edible? 501 00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:11,640 Yeah. 502 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:13,240 It's just like the joints. 503 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,200 They're marshmallows, basically. 504 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:18,560 No, but I mean, OK, so these are modern. 505 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:19,720 No, those are the. 506 00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:20,280 Those are the. 507 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:24,600 What I'm saying is, are they selling me something from the 80s here? 508 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:25,480 Or am I? 509 00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:26,480 And I'm not supposed to eat. 510 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:27,480 Is this a health warning? 511 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:28,280 Don't eat this shit. 512 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:29,400 It's a heat warning. 513 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:31,320 I think their new product are like. 514 00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:32,200 They're old packaging. 515 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:33,400 Yeah, old packaging. 516 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,520 There's international, too. 517 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:35,720 I haven't like. 518 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:38,400 I've never had these, but these look old as fuck. 519 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:40,280 Howards or Chowers. 520 00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:41,480 They're squares. 521 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:43,000 Chowers Violet. 522 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:43,520 They're mint. 523 00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:45,560 I'm going to say C. Howard Violet Mints. 524 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:45,920 Yeah. 525 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:46,680 Wait, OK. 526 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:47,440 No, you can't. 527 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:48,360 There's a space between. 528 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:50,760 You can't say I think that's C. 529 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:55,240 Howards when they're connected to each other, when it definitely says Chowers. 530 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,320 Well, you're talking about up there. 531 00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:57,400 Up there, it says C. Howards. 532 00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:58,360 It says C. Howards. 533 00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:00,160 What the fuck? 534 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:01,360 I'm looking at this. 535 00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:02,000 Yeah. 536 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:06,280 I'm looking here at their spelled out logo that says Chowers. 537 00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:09,880 It's just they took the C and made it go under the whole other word. 538 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:12,000 That's retarded. 539 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:15,400 It just says Chowers Violet, and I was totally sold. 540 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:16,640 Let's look at the international. 541 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:17,560 Let's see what's on that. 542 00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:18,600 OK. 543 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:22,560 But I kind of want to order some Chowers Spearmints and some Chowers Lemon. 544 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:23,800 Yeah. 545 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:25,200 Dude, I'm going to get some Chowers. 546 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:26,200 Just you wait. 547 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:27,360 Let's go. 548 00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:28,840 Oh, German. 549 00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:30,120 I'm German. 550 00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:32,240 I know Haribo Gummy Bears. 551 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:33,320 That's definitely them. 552 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:34,080 It's all Haribo. 553 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:34,600 Look at that. 554 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:35,000 Yeah. 555 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,000 It's all gummies. 556 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,160 It's like, hey, this is the German company. 557 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,120 Buy some Haribo. 558 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,240 Japanese candy. 559 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:41,560 Oh, wait. 560 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:41,880 Let's see. 561 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:42,560 Japanese are wild. 562 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:43,080 Kit Kats. 563 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,160 And it's going to be different flavored Kit Kats. 564 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:45,880 Kit Kats? 565 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:46,400 Has to be. 566 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:47,720 Hi-Chews? 567 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:49,360 Oh, it doesn't even have Hi-Chews. 568 00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:50,160 Oh, they have Pocky. 569 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:51,320 It's got Pocky and Hi-Chews. 570 00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:55,040 Bro, you go to Amazon and look up Japanese candy, 571 00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:58,040 and you'll get way better than this. 572 00:18:58,040 --> 00:18:59,080 Mexican, Spanish. 573 00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:01,160 Yeah, I don't know the difference between Spanish. 574 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:05,200 Oh, Vidal, pineapple rings. 575 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,360 That's because it's just dried fruit, I think. 576 00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:10,320 Spicy mango gummy filled. 577 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:12,800 Ooh. 578 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:13,960 That looks decent. 579 00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:16,280 Look, hey, there's those things they like. 580 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:17,440 What? 581 00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:19,600 Fina Palaroos? 582 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:20,240 Sort of. 583 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:21,920 Those are more, I think, sprays. 584 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:22,760 I'll just joke. 585 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:24,080 Yeah, I'll just joke. 586 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,480 Just because it was like too white. 587 00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:25,800 Sure. 588 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:28,440 No, but remember the, they had the ones. 589 00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:30,280 They had, God, OK, this is. 590 00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:31,120 Yeah, they had sprays. 591 00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:31,720 Gummy chicken feet. 592 00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:34,360 Does anyone remember from the ice cream man, gummy chicken 593 00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:37,520 feet, holy shit. 594 00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:41,280 Introduce your child to the idea of chicken feet. 595 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:44,800 But does anyone remember from the ice cream truck those, 596 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:46,760 and I don't even know what they were for, 597 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:48,240 and to this day I still don't know, 598 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:52,880 but it was a tiny little paper, almost like a Parmesan cheese 599 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:59,120 packets amount of Sprite, like a Sprite powder. 600 00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:00,760 It said Sprite on it. 601 00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:01,560 You open it up. 602 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:04,520 But then when you ate it, it didn't taste like, it was sour, 603 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:06,120 and it was like not good. 604 00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:08,520 I think it was like beer salt type, like now. 605 00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:10,200 It's kind of like what people eat. 606 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:10,680 OK. 607 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:11,360 I know what you're talking about. 608 00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:11,960 How about you? 609 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:12,560 They were like, who gets candies? 610 00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:15,200 They don't have an ice cream guy where I grew up. 611 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:16,960 Because they would sell them with like the chili powder 612 00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:17,880 and stuff like that. 613 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:19,280 You'd mix it with it. 614 00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:20,800 They were just to make stuff salty. 615 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:21,960 You put on lemon or whatever. 616 00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:25,000 You think it was supposed to go in like a, 617 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:29,920 I sure wasn't just like a lemon lime Sprite remix packet. 618 00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:30,440 Oh, yeah. 619 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:31,240 I think it was that. 620 00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:32,320 You put that in water. 621 00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:33,480 I think it was 7 Up. 622 00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:34,000 Sprite? 623 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,040 I'm sure it wasn't like a. 624 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,120 Oh, you mixed it in a Sprite. 625 00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:37,560 No, that's not what they looked at. 626 00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:41,000 No, I'm sure it wasn't just like a lemon lime. 627 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,960 Yeah, but I think it had like a 7 Up logo on it. 628 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:44,320 I think it was 7 Up or Sprite. 629 00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:45,360 Yeah, was it 7 Up? 630 00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:45,920 I think it was 7 Up. 631 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:46,600 It was 7 Up. 632 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:49,320 Maybe that's why I'm not pulling anything up. 633 00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:50,880 7 Up yours? 634 00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:56,600 7 Up powder packs, ice cream truck, 90s. 635 00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:57,840 We'll find these, dude. 636 00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:58,360 Come on. 637 00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:05,240 Remember the 7 Up commercial where it was 7 Up yours? 638 00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:06,720 I think maybe take ice cream truck. 639 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:07,560 Just do 7 Up powder packs. 640 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:08,600 Yeah, I'll take ice cream truck out. 641 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:09,520 Yeah, yeah. 642 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:10,480 That's just my brain. 643 00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:11,560 That's just your guy. 644 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:12,200 My guy. 645 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:13,800 You guys are hustling. 646 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,200 I was just hustling, man. 647 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:16,000 Was it those? 648 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,200 It was probably those powder packs. 649 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:18,520 7 Up single powder packs. 650 00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:19,320 No, no, no. 651 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,320 They were like little squares. 652 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:21,160 They were square. 653 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:24,080 They weren't like, that's why I didn't initially. 654 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:26,720 And besides, water bottles weren't huge back then. 655 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:30,480 Remember drinking water out of water bottles was like? 656 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:31,160 Bougie. 657 00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:31,640 Yeah. 658 00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:32,200 Bougie? 659 00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:34,600 And then it didn't become? 660 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:36,080 I'm pretty sure they still sell those, 661 00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:39,000 but they change them to like a little plastic tube. 662 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,240 And it's beer salt. 663 00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:42,840 Like you go to the liquor castle and you'll see it. 664 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:43,920 OK. 665 00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:46,200 Well, case salt. 666 00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:47,200 So it was salt. 667 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:48,480 Yeah, basically salt. 668 00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:51,720 But lending lime salt, but by 7 Up. 669 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:55,200 And for kids at the ice cream, why would I need that? 670 00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:56,920 I think he played a prank on you. 671 00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:58,080 I think that's what it was. 672 00:21:58,080 --> 00:21:59,520 No, he never charged me. 673 00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:00,560 Yeah, that's exactly. 674 00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:01,560 He charged for you? 675 00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:02,680 I would get a fart bomb. 676 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:05,040 I'd get cats for my cap gun. 677 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:06,480 I'd get. 678 00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:07,800 It probably was salt lime. 679 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:08,640 It was just salt lime. 680 00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:13,400 And then he would give me a free 7 Up fucking salt lime pack. 681 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:13,720 Great. 682 00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:14,560 Thanks, dude. 683 00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:15,280 Whoever you are. 684 00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:17,560 He's like, hey, you dumb fuck. 685 00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:18,640 Let me watch you. 686 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:20,320 You'll eat any goddamn thing. 687 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:21,640 That's probably what it was. 688 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:23,520 So same as Brandon. 689 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:26,000 Just two different dudes in two different parts. 690 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:26,680 Same dude. 691 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:28,360 We both lived in California. 692 00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:29,200 It probably was. 693 00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:30,680 It just started in my neighborhood 694 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:32,200 and ended up down in Corona. 695 00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:34,280 I got it with the Lucas powder. 696 00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:35,480 It came with that as well. 697 00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:37,960 So it was like kind of like you'd mix it with the Lucas powder. 698 00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:39,240 It probably was just lime salt. 699 00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:40,280 It's probably lime salt. 700 00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:41,800 But it was in a 7 Up bag. 701 00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:44,360 It was probably in a green bag that had a lime on there. 702 00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:46,000 That had like, it looked like the 7 Up one. 703 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:49,240 You got to back me up that the 7 Up was a 7 Up bag. 704 00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:52,560 Look up lime salt. 705 00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:53,920 It's like bubbles on a green. 706 00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:54,840 It's a blue sc. 707 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:57,440 So in our child's minds, it's 7 Up. 708 00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:58,880 Your brain's not remembering that. 709 00:22:58,880 --> 00:22:59,400 I'm sure. 710 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:01,080 Look up lime salt packet from the 90s. 711 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:01,960 Look up lime salt, yeah. 712 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:03,520 Or lemon lime salt or lime salt. 713 00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:04,120 All right, all right. 714 00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:04,960 Something like that. 715 00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:06,280 And that's going to be it. 716 00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:06,960 Salt. 717 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:07,720 Salt. 718 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:08,640 Packet. 719 00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:10,400 Packet. 720 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,080 Somebody searched for that before. 721 00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:14,400 1990s. 722 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:15,640 Oh, I don't know if they care. 723 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,640 It's right there. 724 00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:18,440 Right there it is. 725 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:19,080 Limone. 726 00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:20,160 And it has a 7 on it. 727 00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:21,240 It's called Limone 7. 728 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:22,960 It's what makes you think it's 7 Up. 729 00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:24,480 See, it's not 7 Up. 730 00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:25,360 That's 100%. 731 00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:26,640 Yeah, I'm not going to lie. 732 00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:27,840 Salt and lemon powder. 733 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:32,200 Lime salt packets in middle school in the 90s. 734 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,200 All right, hey, we figured it out. 735 00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:35,440 Childhood confirmed. 736 00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:36,720 Salt and lemon powder. 737 00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:39,000 So this is, it says salt and lemon powder. 738 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,200 Polar is salty. 739 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:41,000 They still like those. 740 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:41,960 They sell them at the. 741 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,480 Yeah. 742 00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:46,320 Super Lucas was the best. 743 00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:47,960 This really brought out the flavor. 744 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:50,840 OK, the lead really brought out the flavor. 745 00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:52,400 Immediately started salivating. 746 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:53,880 That's what you were saying earlier. 747 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:54,960 What the fuck is this? 748 00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:58,920 Phenomines for children? 749 00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:00,800 This and Lucas, good stuff. 750 00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:03,400 We did Kool-Aid in the early 80s in high school. 751 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:04,000 So sour. 752 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,760 Who started this and why? 753 00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:06,600 Good idea. 754 00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:07,600 Well, I'll tell you who it was. 755 00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:08,440 It was ice cream. 756 00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:10,560 It was irresponsible ice cream in the 90s. 757 00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:12,400 No, I'm sure all the kids were doing that. 758 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:13,960 Think about this. 759 00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:18,080 From this is probably where all that super sour candy came from. 760 00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:21,120 These kids are all eating this lime powder shit. 761 00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:23,120 Like, oh, we could make candy that's like this. 762 00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:26,040 Well, around here, they had like Lucas and all that stuff. 763 00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:28,160 I know sour or hot. 764 00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:30,520 I grew up with that. 765 00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:31,520 Well, we figured this out. 766 00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:32,840 I'm going to save this image. 767 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:33,880 It's going to be. 768 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:36,160 I could probably get you some. 769 00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:37,360 No, I don't need it. 770 00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:40,000 Next time I go to the Best Buy Market. 771 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:40,720 I don't need it. 772 00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:41,240 I just. 773 00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:43,320 No, no, we'll live with your childhood real quick. 774 00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:44,760 We're good. 775 00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:45,280 Thank you. 776 00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:47,200 See if it tastes the same. 777 00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:49,760 I think they're like a $0.10 now. 778 00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:50,600 Instead of free. 779 00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:53,440 Well, they were free when I did it. 780 00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:55,520 I think he was just fucking with you. 781 00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:57,880 I'm going from here to a children's program. 782 00:24:57,880 --> 00:24:59,200 I probably can't walk in here. 783 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:00,640 No, you probably need to do more. 784 00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:01,840 Yeah, you need more than I need. 785 00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:02,560 I need more, but. 786 00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:04,520 What children's program are you going to go watch? 787 00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:05,680 Frozen. 788 00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:06,360 Oh, the. 789 00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:06,880 That's fun. 790 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:07,280 The grandson's doing that. 791 00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:08,040 Middle school is a deal? 792 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:08,720 Middle school, yeah. 793 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:09,440 That's fun, though. 794 00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:11,600 Yeah. 795 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:12,880 Is he. 796 00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:14,400 And your kids in it? 797 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:15,720 My grandkids are in it. 798 00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:16,240 Both of them? 799 00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:17,200 No, just one. 800 00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:19,000 Just Peyton. 801 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:19,920 So he's doing track. 802 00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:22,200 So I got to go next weekend. 803 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:25,120 I get to fund two trips to Kingman weekend. 804 00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:26,200 This is in Kingman? 805 00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:28,840 Yeah. 806 00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:29,560 Well, good luck to them. 807 00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:30,320 Break a leg. 808 00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:33,200 Yeah. 809 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:35,560 I was driving home from California today, 810 00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:41,680 and I noticed on two different big rigs 811 00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:43,440 on the back of the trailer. 812 00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:47,360 So at one of them, I'm driving, and on the right door 813 00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:49,840 in the very top right hand corner, 814 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:53,800 there's a big poster, I would say, 815 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:59,920 of a Mexican luchador guy, just shirtless, wearing the mask, 816 00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:00,520 just whatever. 817 00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:02,360 And it says underneath, Victor something 818 00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:04,880 Saches, or Sanchez, or whatever. 819 00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:07,280 And it's just a picture. 820 00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:09,480 And I was like, OK, interesting. 821 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,560 And as I'm driving again, I see another big rig. 822 00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:15,680 And on the back of that one, in the same exact spot, 823 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:18,400 it said the words, never forget, never surrender. 824 00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:25,160 And it was a picture of an Indian guy from India 825 00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:28,320 wearing a turban, so like Hindi. 826 00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:30,560 And he has his cell phone out, and he's 827 00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:33,400 doing a little pose, looking out. 828 00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:34,960 So I don't know what the f- 829 00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:39,240 I think what's starting to happen is that these are truck 830 00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:41,920 selfies, the drivers of these trucks 831 00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:43,720 are taking pictures of themselves 832 00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:46,480 and posting them on the back of their trucks. 833 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:47,880 And it's insane. 834 00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:48,800 That is insane. 835 00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:49,920 It's crazy. 836 00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:51,480 But wait a minute, if you had a truck, 837 00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:52,640 think about it, if you were a truck driver, 838 00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:54,680 you could put like a Star Wars post on the back. 839 00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:55,880 It like f-ing didn't like it. 840 00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:57,560 Never surrender with a selfie, though. 841 00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:01,960 Well, to be honest with you, most of the truck drivers 842 00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:05,280 usually is the truck, not the trailer. 843 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:06,600 They don't own the trailer. 844 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:08,200 So then that's even worse. 845 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,920 Is the trailer owner putting his picture on there? 846 00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:11,440 Probably. 847 00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:11,920 Maybe. 848 00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:12,720 It could be a thing. 849 00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:13,720 It's not the driver. 850 00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:16,800 The trailer could be like a don't text and drive 851 00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:18,600 or don't selfie and drive thing. 852 00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:21,760 I was never closer to crashing than we've 853 00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:26,800 been trying to read this f-ing text on this goddamn Indian 854 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:27,840 dudes trailer. 855 00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:30,000 It's like I always wondered about that bumper sticker. 856 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,760 It says, don't follow so close where you can read this. 857 00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:34,600 I had to get f-ing closer to read it. 858 00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:35,080 Exactly. 859 00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:37,040 I had to get closer, sons of bitches. 860 00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:38,120 Yeah. 861 00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:39,040 I'm curious. 862 00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:39,680 Yeah. 863 00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:41,160 And that's exactly what it was. 864 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,800 I'm like, I'm drifting into his lane 865 00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:45,240 a little bit to just see the back of the f-ing truck. 866 00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:46,400 He's causing accidents. 867 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:46,880 Yeah. 868 00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:47,760 Like a safety. 869 00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:49,760 Never forget. 870 00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:50,840 Never surrender. 871 00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:52,840 It's like I'm just thinking of that as I'm dying. 872 00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:53,720 In the f-ing street. 873 00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:55,600 This is like this random shit out of this movie 874 00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:56,240 we just watched. 875 00:27:56,240 --> 00:28:01,960 Randomly, on a mirror in a car, it literally says in text, 876 00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:05,520 objects are exactly as large as they appear. 877 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:06,040 Yeah. 878 00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:08,320 That was my last note. 879 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:10,720 My last note was on that. 880 00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:12,160 Best car commercial of all time. 881 00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:13,640 Best car commercial of all time. 882 00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:14,240 Yeah. 883 00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:15,440 That's what's going on. 884 00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:16,400 I've got to get it coming soon. 885 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,440 Zach didn't watch the movie. 886 00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:19,880 But the. 887 00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:20,760 Oh, god. 888 00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:22,240 We play the commercial live. 889 00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:23,280 That's short enough, isn't it? 890 00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:23,560 Yeah. 891 00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:25,640 I guess we'll take our first commercial break. 892 00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:26,520 Yeah. 893 00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:29,440 We'll be right back, ladies and gentlemen. 894 00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:31,960 And we're back. 895 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:35,240 Yeah, I'm just confused by. 896 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:36,640 Commercial out of context. 897 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,200 Is that how cars are made? 898 00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:40,720 That is how cars are made. 899 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:43,360 I felt like a child there that you're showing me 900 00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:45,040 how to have sex with a child. 901 00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:51,520 When a SUV and a mid-size sedan love each other very much. 902 00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:54,400 They create a Mini Cooper. 903 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:59,400 When an electric hybrid car and a diesel truck. 904 00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:01,880 I'm surprised they couldn't get Nissan or something 905 00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:03,400 like that on there. 906 00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:03,920 Yeah. 907 00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:05,840 They couldn't get advertised. 908 00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:07,160 They're like, hey, Nissan. 909 00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:08,600 The new Kia Forte. 910 00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:10,600 It's just fucking the shit out of them. 911 00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:12,680 All new electric car with a tailpipe. 912 00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:13,480 Yeah, Tesla. 913 00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:17,120 It's just a slithering metal dick falling out of it. 914 00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:18,640 A test pipe, for your pleasure. 915 00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:19,520 Yeah. 916 00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:21,080 Yeah, you see one of the cars that 917 00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:23,600 don't have an engine in the front. 918 00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:24,720 Corvette. 919 00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:27,040 Corvettes don't have an engine in the front. 920 00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:27,560 Tesla. 921 00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:29,880 Yeah, you can see one of them just popping the hood open 922 00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:30,680 and taking a load. 923 00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:32,400 Yeah. 924 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,160 Dude, this movie. 925 00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:35,320 OK, well, let's get into it. 926 00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:35,800 It's not about the movie. 927 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:38,120 This movie is getting weirder the more you show me. 928 00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:38,600 Yeah. 929 00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:40,160 I didn't get to watch it. 930 00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:41,040 Yeah. 931 00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:41,840 It's definitely weird. 932 00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:46,720 The more you show me, the more I go, is this the same movie? 933 00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:48,040 That looked like an English movie. 934 00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:49,000 Oh, yeah. 935 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,080 It's just a commercial in the movie. 936 00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:52,120 That's a commercial movie. 937 00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:53,320 It's not related to the movie at all. 938 00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:54,400 Yeah. 939 00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:56,040 But it's a commercial in poor taste. 940 00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:58,720 When they cut away from that, the people in the room, 941 00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:02,200 if you look at the extras faces, they're like, what the fuck 942 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:03,320 was that? 943 00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:05,840 But if you look at the guy who created it, he's like, huh? 944 00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:06,760 What do you think? 945 00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:08,120 That's pretty cool, huh? 946 00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:09,840 Because the whole, you know what? 947 00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:11,120 Let's get into the fucking movie, 948 00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:13,840 because I guess we really want to talk about it. 949 00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:15,720 The movie was my pick. 950 00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:20,560 It's 2006 Southland Tales, written and directed 951 00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:23,760 by Richard Kelly, who did Donnie Darko. 952 00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:26,000 That's, I think, important to know up front. 953 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:30,160 If you've seen Donnie Darko, you know that as a movie, 954 00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:35,080 you need to watch a couple of times to really get it. 955 00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:37,120 And I don't say that about a lot of movies. 956 00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:39,080 Some people say Napoleon Dynamite's a movie 957 00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:43,240 you need to watch twice to think it's funny. 958 00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:45,640 That's one I kind of agree with, because I saw it once 959 00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:46,600 and I hated it. 960 00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:49,000 And the second time I watched it, I was like, I get it. 961 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,360 It's a very funny movie. 962 00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:54,440 But I think if you think that you liked it your first time, 963 00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:57,000 if it was good the first time, fuck it, right? 964 00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,400 This is not a movie that I think you can fully enjoy 965 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,400 your first time through, although I did, 966 00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:03,920 because when I rented it as a kid, 967 00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:08,240 when I was a teenager, 2006, like I was 20 probably, 968 00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:13,600 I rented it from Blockbuster. 969 00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:15,680 And I remember it's always stuck out of my head. 970 00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:16,760 And I didn't even know it was by the guy 971 00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:18,560 that did Donnie Darko. 972 00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:19,960 I just remember liking it. 973 00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:21,600 Like, what a crazy movie. 974 00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:23,520 But by the same token, what's weird about that, 975 00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:26,360 when this movie came out, I can't not believe 976 00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:28,480 that I had not seen it or heard anything about it 977 00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:29,680 or anything, because something happened. 978 00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:31,080 No one ever knows about it. 979 00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:32,400 I say it to everybody. 980 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,080 Oh, Southland Tells, you ever see that one? 981 00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:35,720 Post-Nuclear America. 982 00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:37,320 And they're just like, no, who's in it? 983 00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:41,480 Oh, The Rock, Sean William Scott, Sarah Michelle Geller, 984 00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:44,880 everybody, and everyone's like, Kevin Smith? 985 00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:47,200 Yes, all the entire cast. 986 00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:48,160 That's where I made it to. 987 00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:52,320 Kevin Smith, the makeup was just insane. 988 00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:57,200 Now, before we get into it, 989 00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:58,760 let's do a couple things up top. 990 00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:01,080 For one, there are two cuts of the movie. 991 00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:05,440 There is the Con Festival cut, which is different. 992 00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:08,040 And it looks like it's about 10 minutes longer. 993 00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:09,760 And there's the theatrical cut. 994 00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:12,600 The one that you watched would have been the theatrical cut. 995 00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:15,360 And if it even was theatrical, 996 00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:17,320 I mean, I think it has short theatrical run. 997 00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:18,880 And you saw that run too. 998 00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:22,960 The Con cut, I was watching differences in. 999 00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:27,280 And I think he made better choices in the theatrical cut. 1000 00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:31,320 Like, so what I'm saying is there are some differences. 1001 00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:33,280 I'm gonna point them out as we go through, 1002 00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:35,240 if I can remember them. 1003 00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:41,160 And then secondly is there's three full length comic books 1004 00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:45,320 that are prequels to this movie. 1005 00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:46,160 They are Greek. 1006 00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:47,600 Andy told us after we watched the movie. 1007 00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:49,520 I didn't even tell him. 1008 00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:51,760 I sent him a link to read them, but you were already, 1009 00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:52,800 I knew you were gonna get home 1010 00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:55,040 and not even be able to finish the movie. 1011 00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:58,240 But there are three prequel comic books. 1012 00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:01,000 Full length, I read them all this time 1013 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:01,920 before watching the movie, 1014 00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:03,040 because I'd already seen the movie. 1015 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:04,920 So I knew, like, I wanted to see 1016 00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:06,560 what the difference would be. 1017 00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:10,600 And holy shit, do the comics make a difference? 1018 00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:12,600 I would recommend if you haven't seen the movie, 1019 00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:14,400 even though I just said please, for the love of God, 1020 00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:16,360 watch this movie before listening to this, 1021 00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:18,120 read those comic books. 1022 00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:20,800 Find them online somewhere or buy them or whatever, 1023 00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:24,680 but read those comics, because it covers the entire, 1024 00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:28,800 I mean, it covers from Boxer Senteros 1025 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:31,680 before he has any tattoos. 1026 00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:35,280 Like, you see him get injected with liquid carbon 1027 00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:36,880 for the first time. 1028 00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:41,880 You see him get taken in by Christa now. 1029 00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:46,240 They then give him one tattoo of every religion 1030 00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:48,840 in the world, including like the star David 1031 00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:50,160 around his navel. 1032 00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:51,520 He had the Jesus on his back. 1033 00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:53,120 He had the Caral. 1034 00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:54,600 That all happens in the comics. 1035 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:55,600 He didn't have that before. 1036 00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:56,720 No, exactly. 1037 00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:58,760 The Boxer, so when he showed up with Mandy Moore, 1038 00:33:58,760 --> 00:33:59,960 like he shouldn't have had, 1039 00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:01,200 like when he met up with his wife. 1040 00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:02,400 Mandy Moore, I don't know which is, anyway. 1041 00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:05,040 Yeah, yeah, Mandy Moore's also, but yeah. 1042 00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:07,200 When he shows up with his wife again later, 1043 00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:08,840 she should have been more surprised 1044 00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:10,000 to see the tattoos, maybe. 1045 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,000 Yeah. 1046 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,640 But that was also a whole weird, 1047 00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:14,480 like for her scene anyway. 1048 00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:15,320 Right. 1049 00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:18,600 So, so wait, were those prequels done? 1050 00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:21,160 Did the movie come out and they went, 1051 00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:22,520 oh fuck, no one understands. 1052 00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:23,360 He released the- 1053 00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:24,200 You gotta go back and write them? 1054 00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:25,040 He released the prequels. 1055 00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:26,480 Or were they done before the movie? 1056 00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:28,480 He planned for this to be, I believe, 1057 00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:31,120 like a nine part interactive experience 1058 00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:32,920 with comic books starting it off, 1059 00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:35,320 a movie in the middle covering the next three chapters, 1060 00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:38,040 and then I think like a live, in-person thing 1061 00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:39,080 that you go do for the last one. 1062 00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:40,400 Sure, kinda like the Kenneth Smith thing, right? 1063 00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:42,200 Or maybe even a video game. 1064 00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:43,040 Okay, so- 1065 00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:44,040 But whatever the last part would have been, 1066 00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:44,880 we didn't get. 1067 00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:46,640 But did they come out before the movie? 1068 00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:47,480 Is my question. 1069 00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:48,320 Or did it- 1070 00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:49,160 Oh God, I think so. 1071 00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:51,320 Was it, I made this crazy movie, nobody understands, 1072 00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:52,160 let me make- 1073 00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:53,000 No, no, no, no, no, no. 1074 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:57,680 They were, okay, the comics were planned, for sure. 1075 00:34:57,680 --> 00:34:58,880 Well, not planned. 1076 00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:00,960 No, no, no, no, what I'm saying is they came out 1077 00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:03,560 simultaneously, I just don't know if they came out first. 1078 00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:05,320 Hang on, let's find out. 1079 00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:09,080 I found some interesting facts about the cast. 1080 00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:09,920 Oh yeah. 1081 00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:10,760 Oh, the cast is insane. 1082 00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:14,200 The original person to play for Will Sasse's character, 1083 00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:15,320 do you know who that is? 1084 00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:16,720 Or was supposed to be originally? 1085 00:35:16,720 --> 00:35:17,560 No. 1086 00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:18,380 Hardy Lane. 1087 00:35:18,380 --> 00:35:19,280 Wow. 1088 00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:24,000 And then the original person that plays Vaughn Smallhouse, 1089 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,200 that was gonna be Rick Moranis. 1090 00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:27,320 But he could not- 1091 00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:28,160 Oh, there he is right there. 1092 00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:30,160 He could not talk him out of retirement. 1093 00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:32,960 For which, wait, for which character? 1094 00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:37,960 Vaughn Smallhouse, with John Loraric, his character. 1095 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,240 Oh, I'd have to see a picture. 1096 00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:42,920 But to answer the question 1097 00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:44,520 that's on everyone's minds right now. 1098 00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:46,240 Yes, this guy was there. 1099 00:35:46,240 --> 00:35:47,520 Oh, okay, interesting. 1100 00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:48,860 I liked him in this though. 1101 00:35:48,860 --> 00:35:53,520 So the movie released November 6, 2007. 1102 00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:55,640 These all came out before. 1103 00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:58,600 2006, hey, it says it was planned to be nine parts originally. 1104 00:35:58,600 --> 00:35:59,440 That's what I'm saying, yeah. 1105 00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:00,840 First six parts were supposed to be grabbed. 1106 00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:02,160 What was the last? 1107 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:03,000 Oh, okay. 1108 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:03,840 No, no, it was the first six. 1109 00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:04,680 So it was gonna be the last three. 1110 00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:07,100 The movie was the final part of it, yeah. 1111 00:36:07,100 --> 00:36:08,960 No, no, the last three would have been. 1112 00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:10,760 No, it says that, read the whole thing. 1113 00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:14,120 With the first six parts published in 6-100 price, 1114 00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:16,440 graphic knowledge that would be released in a six month. 1115 00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:18,800 So one a month was supposed to come out for six months. 1116 00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:19,640 So he just pushed it all into. 1117 00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:20,480 And then he just made the three 1118 00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:22,080 because he couldn't do it all at the same time. 1119 00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:23,440 So this would have been nine parts. 1120 00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:24,380 He made it six. 1121 00:36:24,380 --> 00:36:26,120 I bet a lot of, he just cut it down 1122 00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:28,100 to put it all into these three parts. 1123 00:36:28,100 --> 00:36:30,900 But they, so they all came out prior to the movie coming out. 1124 00:36:30,900 --> 00:36:32,440 Yes. 1125 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:35,460 And they are like required viewing. 1126 00:36:35,460 --> 00:36:38,440 So this is like, this is almost a project 1127 00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:41,800 that you can't approach without coming at it 1128 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,080 from every angle. 1129 00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:44,640 And. Right, which kind of makes it, 1130 00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:45,760 that's part of the. So like. 1131 00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:47,920 First joining this up is that you don't know. 1132 00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:49,040 Yeah, that's why it got a negative, 1133 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,200 it's got negative response. 1134 00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:51,840 It's got negative reception at con. 1135 00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:52,680 It got like. 1136 00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:53,680 Because they watched it without reading it. 1137 00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:54,660 Without the comics. 1138 00:36:54,660 --> 00:36:55,880 But if you read the comics, 1139 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:59,280 it really, really ties shit together. 1140 00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:00,240 It makes it a storm. 1141 00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:02,560 There's so many things that like, you wouldn't know. 1142 00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:04,640 I'm sure it probably explains the whole Fallujah incident. 1143 00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:06,420 Yeah, okay, so the Fallujah incident for instance. 1144 00:37:06,420 --> 00:37:07,320 I'll tell you what that is. 1145 00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:10,520 So Sean William Scott and Justin Timberlake, 1146 00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:14,840 Pilot Abelene and Roland, Ronald, 1147 00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:19,120 they were in their bunks in the army, right? 1148 00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:21,200 And he's reading a book 1149 00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:24,500 and they have this talk about poetry together. 1150 00:37:24,500 --> 00:37:25,680 And who's your favorite poet? 1151 00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:26,500 Who's your favorite? 1152 00:37:26,500 --> 00:37:27,800 They finish up a poem together, 1153 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:30,200 like each other's kind of sentence, whatever, 1154 00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:31,880 instantly become best friends. 1155 00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:33,640 And they go throughout the rest of the war. 1156 00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:35,020 They're talking to each other. 1157 00:37:35,020 --> 00:37:37,080 Pilot turns to him and he said, 1158 00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:39,640 he asks Sean William Scott, have you killed anyone yet? 1159 00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:40,480 He says no. 1160 00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:41,300 And he says, have you? 1161 00:37:41,300 --> 00:37:42,720 And he goes, I've killed five. 1162 00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:43,840 And like you could see he's not, 1163 00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:45,880 he's sort of proud of it, not really proud of it. 1164 00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:50,400 And then they hear that some dude got to go home 1165 00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:52,780 because he signed up for an experiment. 1166 00:37:52,780 --> 00:37:56,920 And the guy that gets the, and that's a whole thing. 1167 00:37:56,920 --> 00:38:01,920 But so they sign up, they beg basically, 1168 00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:05,340 Kevin Smith's character, I think. 1169 00:38:05,340 --> 00:38:06,180 If they can. 1170 00:38:06,180 --> 00:38:07,760 He's different then, he's not all like. 1171 00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:09,440 No, no, I think he's the same dude. 1172 00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:12,240 But they beg him to let him in the, 1173 00:38:12,240 --> 00:38:14,040 they beg him like let us in this program 1174 00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:15,520 so we can maybe go home. 1175 00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:17,320 And he does eventually. 1176 00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:19,280 I think they gamble for it or whatever. 1177 00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:22,520 So they start injecting liquid carbon into their neck 1178 00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:24,760 and it gives them powers. 1179 00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:27,760 So they have like low grade telepathy with each other 1180 00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:29,440 on the battlefield and all sorts of stuff, 1181 00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:31,060 but it also fucks with them. 1182 00:38:31,060 --> 00:38:33,380 So Sean William Scott's character 1183 00:38:33,380 --> 00:38:37,280 accidentally throws a grenade and kills Pilot Abelene 1184 00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:38,760 from his perspective. 1185 00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:41,720 He doesn't know that Pilot made it out and survived. 1186 00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:44,760 That's why at the very end of the movie, 1187 00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:48,560 the last line other than pimps don't commit suicide 1188 00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:51,840 is one of the last lines is Pilot goes, 1189 00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:55,680 that's Roland Tavernakut, it's like my best friend. 1190 00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:56,600 Because they really were. 1191 00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:59,120 And he can't, so Roland couldn't forgive himself. 1192 00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:00,640 That's one of the last moments too. 1193 00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:01,480 He says I forgive you. 1194 00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:03,240 It's like friendly fire, but I forgive you. 1195 00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:04,080 It's friendly fire. 1196 00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:05,480 Was that supposed to be Justin Timberlake 1197 00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:07,280 feeling it because they're still telepathic? 1198 00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:09,480 Yes, that's what it was when he said that 1199 00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:10,600 in the movie you see them. 1200 00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:11,960 So that makes a lot of sense. 1201 00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:12,800 So they have low grade. 1202 00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:15,360 That has a lot to their, where it's cutting back and forth 1203 00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:17,560 between the two of them and one is knowing 1204 00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:20,720 what's happening to the other one at the end of the movie. 1205 00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:22,760 Without that context, that makes no sense. 1206 00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:25,440 So they have low grade telepathy with each other. 1207 00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:26,720 And they keep bleeding. 1208 00:39:26,720 --> 00:39:29,600 And the thing is they keep doing the liquid karma, 1209 00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:32,440 is the point is like both of them. 1210 00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:34,960 Timberlake's still doing it in the movie. 1211 00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:37,200 Timberlake's doing it himself and selling it. 1212 00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:39,320 And then they're doing it to Roland's character 1213 00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:41,400 against his will, both of him. 1214 00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:47,400 So The Rock, he, now I, in the beginning 1215 00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:48,560 you don't know time travel. 1216 00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:49,640 You don't know that there's a jump. 1217 00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:51,480 So even from my perspective that was a- 1218 00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:53,400 It's only a 67 hour jump though. 1219 00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,560 Sure, but from my perspective, 1220 00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:56,920 from watching this the second time, 1221 00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:58,440 because I forgot that little twist, 1222 00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:01,520 is like reading the comics doesn't give you 1223 00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:05,000 that information that he woke up from a time travel. 1224 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,240 So he wakes up in the desert, 1225 00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:08,320 gets picked up by Will Sasso's character. 1226 00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:10,680 He takes him to Krista now. 1227 00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:14,560 They're prepping him for the apocalypse 1228 00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:18,000 using his amnesia to help get her script off the ground. 1229 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:21,480 Now here's the thing, Krista now was on an airplane. 1230 00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:23,880 This airplane experience, it went through 1231 00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:26,000 I think the liquid karma cloud. 1232 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,280 And everyone on board, including the pilots 1233 00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:31,440 and the stewardess, everyone got complete amnesia. 1234 00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:34,840 And then woke up like on the plane, 1235 00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:38,080 the pilots had to be assisted down by like the CIA. 1236 00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:39,640 They were calling like, maybe we don't know what the, 1237 00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:40,960 we don't know how to fucking land this plane. 1238 00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:42,360 Who are we, right? 1239 00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:45,240 Krista now is the only one that remembers what happens. 1240 00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:47,560 And because of that, because of that, 1241 00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:52,040 she gets a version of precognition. 1242 00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:53,320 She can see the future. 1243 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:58,200 So she, in that state, they read her revelations. 1244 00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:01,200 They feed her like an AI revelations from the Bible. 1245 00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:05,760 She then puts out a script that is stars. 1246 00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:08,040 And this is crazy enough, stars the kid at the end 1247 00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:09,160 who blows up that. 1248 00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:10,000 Yeah. 1249 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:15,000 So he's the star of this script where it follows a baby. 1250 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:15,840 Okay. 1251 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:16,680 And now here, so. 1252 00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:20,000 The movie has its own. 1253 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,840 I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know. 1254 00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:23,720 This is, maybe this is why I love it. 1255 00:41:23,720 --> 00:41:24,840 It's so good. 1256 00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:26,600 Sorry if I'm boring you guys, but. 1257 00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:30,160 I didn't, and it kind of has the rock doing. 1258 00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:31,480 Twiddly fingers, yeah. 1259 00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:34,200 This movie, this is the first movie where he drops 1260 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,000 the rock and his billing. 1261 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,280 Yeah. 1262 00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:38,520 Is it really, Dwayne Johnson? 1263 00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:39,640 So it's just Dwayne Johnson. 1264 00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:40,480 Oh yeah. 1265 00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:41,800 He's not known as the rock in this. 1266 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:42,640 Oh yeah. 1267 00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:43,960 And then he, I'm trying to figure out 1268 00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:44,800 when he brings it back. 1269 00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:45,840 I think it's the same reason. 1270 00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:47,160 I love that you're doing side research 1271 00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:48,960 because you didn't see the movies. 1272 00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:49,800 This is perfect. 1273 00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:53,400 I figured that all of the movie was, 1274 00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:56,120 originally this could have been a pretty big box office 1275 00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:58,080 had people know the backstory first of all. 1276 00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:01,440 But second of all, my wife wondered 1277 00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:03,880 if Justin Timberlake's agent maybe paid somebody off 1278 00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:06,600 to never show a television commercial or whatever because. 1279 00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:09,560 No, dude, I think, no, no, I watched this. 1280 00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:12,400 I think Justin Timberlake fucking killed it. 1281 00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:13,920 And I think he's proud of this movie. 1282 00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:16,120 How would he not be proud of this movie? 1283 00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:17,800 And he only filmed it in one area. 1284 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:18,640 You're gonna find. 1285 00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:19,720 He did all his parts in one day? 1286 00:42:19,720 --> 00:42:20,560 Fuck yeah. 1287 00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:21,400 Oh. 1288 00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:22,240 I didn't find. 1289 00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:23,080 His narration in the beginning though. 1290 00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:24,480 No, I didn't, there's a lot of things 1291 00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:25,400 about his character that were. 1292 00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:26,240 You didn't like his narration? 1293 00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:27,080 Not in the beginning, no. 1294 00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:30,120 It was too like, too either like seductive 1295 00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:31,320 or put me to sleep. 1296 00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:32,160 Oh. 1297 00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:34,440 And just because you could tell it was Justin Timberlake. 1298 00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:35,280 That's the problem. 1299 00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:36,120 Yeah, yeah. 1300 00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:38,880 And then he tried that fucking drawl though. 1301 00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:39,880 And it was bad. 1302 00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:40,720 Yeah. 1303 00:42:40,720 --> 00:42:41,880 It was very bad. 1304 00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:44,080 His southern accent was so bad. 1305 00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:47,560 Wait, but he is southern. 1306 00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:48,400 Isn't he? 1307 00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:49,220 No. 1308 00:42:49,220 --> 00:42:50,640 Didn't him and Britney Spears grow up in the same area? 1309 00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:51,920 Is that why they were together? 1310 00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:53,560 They're both like southern, southern. 1311 00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:55,240 They're in the Mickey Mouse Club together. 1312 00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:56,080 Yeah, no. 1313 00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:58,280 Where did Justin Timberlake grow up? 1314 00:42:58,280 --> 00:42:59,320 I believe LA. 1315 00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:03,880 I never thought I'd Google Justin Timberlake. 1316 00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:06,080 What's up dog, where'd you grow up? 1317 00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:06,920 Memphis, Tennessee. 1318 00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:07,760 Memphis, Tennessee. 1319 00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:08,580 Come on. 1320 00:43:08,580 --> 00:43:10,480 He grew up, he went to Nebraska High School. 1321 00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:12,880 You're telling me he didn't have a believable kind of. 1322 00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:13,840 He did not in this movie. 1323 00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:15,560 Midwestern or southern twang. 1324 00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:17,680 Well more Midwestern maybe, yeah. 1325 00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:19,320 I remember him talking to Britney Spears 1326 00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:20,880 in some reality show and they both sounded, 1327 00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:22,600 I was like, oh they're both kind of southern. 1328 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:24,320 Oh yeah, Britney Spears is from like Oco. 1329 00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:25,160 No, is she? 1330 00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:25,980 I don't know. 1331 00:43:25,980 --> 00:43:28,040 No, she's from like Texas or something. 1332 00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:30,960 So we get Kristen now survives this thing. 1333 00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:34,000 She gets precognition. 1334 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:37,600 They basically read revelations to her 1335 00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:39,880 while she's kind of in a hypnotic trance of, 1336 00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:41,600 I think they even give her probably liquid karma 1337 00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:42,440 if we're being honest. 1338 00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:43,560 Okay man, this is all in the book. 1339 00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:44,840 This is all in the comics, yeah. 1340 00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:46,600 So then she writes a script. 1341 00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:51,400 Now in the comics itself, the characters at different points, 1342 00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:53,680 different characters, one in each book, 1343 00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:57,200 picks the script up and then it cuts to the script. 1344 00:43:57,200 --> 00:44:00,880 And for probably 20 pages, it's a long chunk of script. 1345 00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:04,440 So that's actually a big, it's a big kind of crazy thing. 1346 00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:09,440 And what's interesting and what explains a line that 1347 00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:13,280 doesn't, in this movie, and I can't even remember 1348 00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:15,560 if this is comic or movie at this point, 1349 00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:18,040 does Sean William Scott say he hasn't had a shit 1350 00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:19,240 or piss in six days? 1351 00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:20,200 Yes. 1352 00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:24,000 Okay, so in the script that she wrote, 1353 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:29,000 the precognitive script, what happens is there's a baby born 1354 00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:35,320 and the baby hasn't shit or pissed 1355 00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:36,960 in six days since being born. 1356 00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:37,920 I didn't talk about that. 1357 00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:41,360 And every time it farts, the house starts rumbling 1358 00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:42,320 like an earthquake. 1359 00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:47,320 And Roland shows up and they take the baby, 1360 00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:53,400 and the baby starts rapidly growing up 1361 00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:55,480 and they learn that the baby's the, 1362 00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:59,760 either like the Antichrist or the savior or whatever, 1363 00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:03,840 they take it to a McDonald's, then that kid shows up, 1364 00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:05,960 the one that blows up the rock. 1365 00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:08,000 And I'm trying to remember, God, I know I just fucking 1366 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:09,040 read this last night. 1367 00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:10,400 Trying to remember exactly what happens. 1368 00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:13,920 But ultimately that's not the plot 1369 00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:16,680 because it's like almost an interpretation 1370 00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:17,600 of what's happening. 1371 00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:18,960 Right. 1372 00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:23,960 So then we get the rock. 1373 00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:27,440 But then the first 10 minutes of this movie does sum up 1374 00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:28,280 a lot of the drama. 1375 00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:29,880 Sure, it just does it in like little flash. 1376 00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:31,680 Because you see the rock waking up, 1377 00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:33,440 even though the rock would have already been up. 1378 00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:36,600 By this point, he's already now in a relationship 1379 00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:37,640 with Krista. 1380 00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:40,840 Krista and Will Sassow's character sort of worked something 1381 00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:41,680 out. 1382 00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:43,480 It's weird because the description explains all that. 1383 00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:46,560 It's actually in the description about her taking him in, 1384 00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:48,000 but that's really not in the movie. 1385 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,080 Doesn't show her taking him in, 1386 00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:52,600 but she definitely takes him in right when he has amnesia 1387 00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:55,240 and like starts like, oh, I love you. 1388 00:45:55,240 --> 00:45:57,160 It's just all like, it just happened. 1389 00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:59,200 In the movie, they kind of just cut all that out. 1390 00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:01,200 Yeah, that was his narration in the beginning. 1391 00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:03,760 Yeah, but it was the narration versus the, 1392 00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:05,720 versus showing it on screen, I'm saying. 1393 00:46:05,720 --> 00:46:08,240 So basically all that narration at the beginning 1394 00:46:08,240 --> 00:46:10,480 to set it up, they set up in those first three comic books. 1395 00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:12,200 But the baby part was, 1396 00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:15,200 I thought that was the rock's response to Sean William Scott 1397 00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:17,800 saying he has a shit, they're pissed. 1398 00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:20,200 Oh, he tells him about the script with the baby. 1399 00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:21,040 Yeah, he tells him. 1400 00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:23,480 Because he's supposed to be Jericho Cain. 1401 00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:24,320 Right. 1402 00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:26,360 And then another thing is right when they start 1403 00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:29,000 giving him liquid karma, and again, 1404 00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:32,640 Roland's character, Ronald's character 1405 00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:34,200 is getting liquid karma. 1406 00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:36,120 They both have a dream. 1407 00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:39,400 And in the dream, they are walking through 1408 00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:42,880 a maze-like structure that when you pan out from it 1409 00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:45,400 in the comics, it looks like the state of Texas, 1410 00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:46,640 the shape of it. 1411 00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:48,520 And when they get to the middle of it, 1412 00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:50,760 there's this like wall of water or whatever, 1413 00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:53,240 and they meet each other. 1414 00:46:53,240 --> 00:46:56,280 And he says, he says some black dude later. 1415 00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:57,680 So I think he's referring to the rock 1416 00:46:57,680 --> 00:46:58,760 as like some black dude. 1417 00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:01,120 I think that's what he meant when he, 1418 00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:05,320 but he says, but like he, they meet. 1419 00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:06,560 And so I think that's like part of it. 1420 00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:09,320 But then also you see in the comics 1421 00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:11,880 the whole neo-Marxist movement, 1422 00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:14,000 which you don't get a lot of. 1423 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:15,760 Like slather, cut their thumbs off. 1424 00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:20,160 So it's 50,000 dollars to cut your thumb off. 1425 00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:22,200 And the reason they need thumbs is because 1426 00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:24,280 you can take a thumb and go and vote 1427 00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:25,640 a hundred thousand times with it. 1428 00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:26,480 Or like a thousand times. 1429 00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:27,440 Digits for dims, yeah. 1430 00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:29,000 Yeah, digits for dims. 1431 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:32,760 And so one of the characters that you see, 1432 00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:35,160 you see a character missing a thumb. 1433 00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:36,560 His name is Bing Zinnerman. 1434 00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:39,560 That's what they, at least in the comics, they name him. 1435 00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:43,440 He, you see him get his thumb cut off in the comics. 1436 00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:46,760 You see him sign up for the cause, get his thumb cut off. 1437 00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:50,240 But you also see the one chick, 1438 00:47:50,240 --> 00:47:54,400 the crazy psycho one who beat up the armory guy 1439 00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:56,280 in a very silly scene, I'll give you that. 1440 00:47:56,280 --> 00:48:01,280 But that chick, she is telling Sean William Scott, 1441 00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:02,920 we're gonna need you to say the N-word. 1442 00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:03,760 Right. 1443 00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:05,560 And he's like, the N-word? 1444 00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:07,200 I don't wanna say the N-word. 1445 00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:08,840 They don't do that in the movie, do they? 1446 00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:11,120 So that's what I think they should have put in. 1447 00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:13,680 So she's telling him like, I need you to say the N-word. 1448 00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:18,680 We need Boxer Santeros to film you being a racist cop. 1449 00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:20,840 So we need you to say the N-word. 1450 00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:22,120 We need you to be racist. 1451 00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:24,320 And so he's like, I don't wanna do it. 1452 00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:26,400 To the racist cop? 1453 00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:27,440 No, no, no, no, no, no. 1454 00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:28,520 So that other cop. 1455 00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:30,280 The other cop, yeah, with John Lovitz, yeah. 1456 00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:32,360 But that's, John Lovitz. 1457 00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:33,200 The giant anarchy. 1458 00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:34,040 No, here's the thing. 1459 00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:37,920 John Lovitz character is an addition to the movie. 1460 00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:38,760 Not in the comics. 1461 00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:39,600 Okay, it wasn't in the comics. 1462 00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:41,520 So we only see the plan being built 1463 00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:42,880 from the Neo-Marxist point of view, 1464 00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:46,120 which is go be a racist, say the N-word cop 1465 00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:48,280 while Boxer Santeros films you. 1466 00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:50,320 And then when we kill them with the fake slips. 1467 00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:52,280 We're seeing the planning of it in the cop. 1468 00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:53,480 Yeah, you see the planning of it. 1469 00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:54,320 Because they talk about it all the time. 1470 00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:57,040 Because I'm watching this and I'm just like, 1471 00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:58,760 okay, I know he just drops the N-word. 1472 00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:00,680 I know why he's doing that. 1473 00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:03,680 And I guess it's apparent why he's doing it for the film. 1474 00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:05,080 Like they need you to be racist. 1475 00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:06,880 They say that, but like, yeah, 1476 00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:08,560 they say we need you to be a racist cop. 1477 00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:09,680 We need you to be like, you need to do this. 1478 00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:10,920 But they're talking to him, 1479 00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:13,360 not to the one that really does go do it. 1480 00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:14,800 It's a different character than I am. 1481 00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:17,400 So then John Lovitz comes in because he's, 1482 00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:19,680 which is, yeah, God, what a great. 1483 00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:23,320 That's just, that was, what a shocking, cool scene though. 1484 00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:25,880 That was like, you gotta tell me you did not expect 1485 00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:27,880 what he did when he killed them for real. 1486 00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:28,720 No, not at all. 1487 00:49:28,720 --> 00:49:29,560 I know you're right though. 1488 00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:30,760 When he shoots them. 1489 00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:31,600 Yeah. 1490 00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:33,320 And then the guy detonates, he's listening. 1491 00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:34,160 Yeah. 1492 00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:35,000 He detonates. 1493 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:36,320 He thinks it's time to do it. 1494 00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:37,400 It's time to do it too. 1495 00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:38,760 Which is funny though, 1496 00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:40,600 because he would have seen, he could only hear. 1497 00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:42,240 He would have also fucked it up. 1498 00:49:42,240 --> 00:49:44,880 If you think about, if it was the fake gun, 1499 00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:47,240 he did it too late anyway as well. 1500 00:49:47,240 --> 00:49:49,080 So he would have shot and then it would have popped. 1501 00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:50,240 Because it would have never worked listening on a phone 1502 00:49:50,240 --> 00:49:51,560 and doing it would never work. 1503 00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:52,400 So stupid. 1504 00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:53,920 I just love them skating away. 1505 00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:54,760 Yeah. 1506 00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:55,600 And I'm like. 1507 00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:58,520 Oh, and she fucking runs his ass over, dude. 1508 00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:03,120 So this was a lot to even start talking about this movie. 1509 00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:03,960 But. 1510 00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:06,080 It's like a lot of shit happened. 1511 00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:06,920 A lot happened. 1512 00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:09,160 So maybe we were, we don't have to go blow by blow. 1513 00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:10,000 No. 1514 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:10,920 Because that might be too much. 1515 00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:12,160 It's a two and a half hour long movie. 1516 00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:13,840 I really recommend you watch it. 1517 00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:15,360 I highly recommend you go to. 1518 00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:16,800 No, I would too now and I haven't even, 1519 00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:17,720 I have not read them yet, 1520 00:50:17,720 --> 00:50:19,240 but I'm gonna read them tonight. 1521 00:50:19,240 --> 00:50:20,080 I'm gonna give you, 1522 00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:21,920 I'm gonna give you guys the fucking inside scoop. 1523 00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:25,200 Go to getcomics.org. 1524 00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:30,040 Literally, G-E-T-C-O-M-I-C-S.org. 1525 00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:33,560 And it literally has pretty much every fucking comic book 1526 00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:36,400 in the world that you could just read online. 1527 00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:38,960 But I do recommend that you buy and support 1528 00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:41,280 comic book artists, especially, 1529 00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:43,160 I mean this is like such an independent thing. 1530 00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:45,760 But if you need to watch this movie 1531 00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:47,960 with the full understanding of what's going on. 1532 00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:49,160 Oh, I would find these on eBay. 1533 00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:51,840 If I'm thinking about trying to find this DVD. 1534 00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:52,680 Listen, I probably. 1535 00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:54,480 And get the three on eBay or whatever. 1536 00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:55,320 I'm probably gonna buy the. 1537 00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:56,160 And try to put it all together. 1538 00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:58,680 Cause I wanna do the experience of doing it all at once. 1539 00:50:58,680 --> 00:50:59,520 You know what I mean. 1540 00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:02,680 Absolutely, I want a physical copy of the books at least. 1541 00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:06,040 And since it is a difficult movie to find online. 1542 00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:06,880 Yeah. 1543 00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:09,520 Because it was on Tubi when I recommended it 1544 00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:10,800 and it immediately left. 1545 00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:12,640 But it's still on like, I paid three dollars. 1546 00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:14,920 Listen, it's the best three dollars I've spent. 1547 00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:15,920 I can tell you that on Amazon. 1548 00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:16,760 Okay. 1549 00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:17,600 It's on, yeah. 1550 00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:22,600 So yeah, let's get into it. 1551 00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:26,600 That was just us introducing the movie. 1552 00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:29,600 That's what this movie is. 1553 00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:32,600 This is one of the fucking, I hope a recording still. 1554 00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:33,440 Yeah, we are. 1555 00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:34,280 Okay. 1556 00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:35,120 All right. 1557 00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:37,600 So I'll give the synopsis. 1558 00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:38,440 Oh shit. 1559 00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:43,440 We are living in a post, it opens with Texas getting nuked. 1560 00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:46,440 The new Hiroshima, it's now World War III. 1561 00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:51,440 We're fighting a front on every terrorist like, 1562 00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:54,440 any country that you might mildly even right now 1563 00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:55,960 think could have terrorists in it. 1564 00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:59,440 This movie blatantly say, yeah, those are the countries. 1565 00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:00,440 And some of the states. 1566 00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:03,440 Yeah, and maybe some of the states. 1567 00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:07,440 The government has gone ultra patriot act. 1568 00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:08,440 Fuck you. 1569 00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:11,440 They've made something called US Army. 1570 00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:14,440 They've made something called US IDENT, 1571 00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:16,440 which is thumb prints are now your identity. 1572 00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:17,440 They control everything. 1573 00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:21,440 It's the Democrats and they are hardcore, 1574 00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:23,440 right I would say as far as their. 1575 00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:25,440 Wait, Frost isn't a Democrat. 1576 00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:26,440 No, no, no. 1577 00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:28,440 The president at the time of this movie is still Bush. 1578 00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:29,440 Is Bush, so it's probably. 1579 00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:33,440 Yeah, but the two parties now are both, 1580 00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:34,440 I don't know what they're, 1581 00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:35,440 they don't really even talk about what the Republicans are, 1582 00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:39,440 but the Democrats are trying to take your fucking thumbs. 1583 00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:40,440 No, oh, sorry. 1584 00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:45,440 The Democrats are trying to rig the election 1585 00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:50,440 by illegally voting with severed thumbs. 1586 00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:53,440 God, it's going to be hard not to be political in this. 1587 00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:55,440 Because the movie is very political. 1588 00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:58,440 But then the Republicans are trying to win California 1589 00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:00,440 for the first time since the 80s. 1590 00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:02,440 Even if they have to kill someone to do it. 1591 00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:06,440 Even if they have to kill anyone to do it. 1592 00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:09,440 I still don't understand what Prop 69 was. 1593 00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:14,440 Prop 69 I think was allowing liquid karma? 1594 00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:15,440 Wait. 1595 00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:16,440 It was something to do with liquid karma. 1596 00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:18,440 Wait, the commercials are very much stand out. 1597 00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:19,440 What was the little girl saying? 1598 00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:21,440 Something about like, 1599 00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:23,440 I don't want my parents to do this or something like that. 1600 00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:26,440 I lost my mom and dad in the war to the nukes. 1601 00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:28,440 I don't want to, what? 1602 00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:31,440 I don't want to lose anyone else or something like that. 1603 00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:32,440 Do you? 1604 00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:33,440 Yeah. 1605 00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:34,440 Vote no on 69. 1606 00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:37,440 And then the other guy's like, I'm not a pussy. 1607 00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:39,440 I'll fight for my... 1608 00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:40,440 Take guns too kind of thing. 1609 00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:42,440 The next thing they'll do, if I let them take this, 1610 00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:44,440 then the next thing they'll take is my guns. 1611 00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:53,440 So it's a moral panic about guns and individual rights. 1612 00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:57,440 Thank God that's not happening today. 1613 00:53:57,440 --> 00:54:00,440 I'm just saying thank God this is just back in 2008. 1614 00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:01,440 A fictional one at that. 1615 00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:03,440 And we're totally in a... 1616 00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:05,440 When they were doing the intro of that channel, 1617 00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:07,440 the 1069 channel and her show, 1618 00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:10,440 and she's talking about all the hot topics they're going to talk about. 1619 00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:13,440 Abortion. Teen hornyness. 1620 00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:15,440 War. 1621 00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:21,440 The only one that I thought was not relevant for today in general 1622 00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:25,440 was the transportation or teleportation or whatever. 1623 00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:27,440 Quantum teleportation. 1624 00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:30,440 Yeah, teleportation. That was the only one that wasn't like... 1625 00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:31,440 No, but actually I think we're... 1626 00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:32,440 I mean, they're trying. 1627 00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:34,440 We're still trying to get quantum teleportation. 1628 00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:35,440 That would be... 1629 00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:38,440 If we're going to get it, that's the way it's going to happen is quantum foam. 1630 00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:42,440 I want to do something really quick because my notes are just kind of random 1631 00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:44,440 through the movie, so I'm going to read them real quick. 1632 00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:45,440 All of them? 1633 00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:46,440 Yeah, it's just not that bad. 1634 00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:47,440 Get them out. Get them through. 1635 00:54:47,440 --> 00:54:48,440 Give us a little taste. 1636 00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:50,440 Come on. 1637 00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:52,440 The point of that was... 1638 00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:54,440 Add a little pepper to that salt here. 1639 00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:56,440 It's a little disjointed. 1640 00:54:56,440 --> 00:54:57,440 It's a little disjointed. 1641 00:54:57,440 --> 00:54:58,440 The movie is. 1642 00:54:58,440 --> 00:54:59,440 Yeah. 1643 00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:05,440 We're not knowing the stuff going in from the previous three comic books 1644 00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:08,440 that we should have spread, or graphic novels actually. 1645 00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:10,440 I did warn you. 1646 00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:11,440 Yes. 1647 00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:12,440 A little late. 1648 00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:13,440 A little late. 1649 00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:15,440 Right after I watched the movie, you were warning me. 1650 00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:17,440 It's like... 1651 00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:20,440 But the movie itself. 1652 00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:24,440 So as you're going through it, I'm saying, when you're synopsizing it, 1653 00:55:24,440 --> 00:55:27,440 the movie doesn't flow like a normal movie. 1654 00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:31,440 I know, but right now I'm just setting up what the movie is, 1655 00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:33,440 and then we'll get into notes. 1656 00:55:33,440 --> 00:55:36,440 You can do all your notes, but just... 1657 00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:41,440 The basic thing is that that's the political landscape of it, 1658 00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:45,440 and then on the bottom... 1659 00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:50,440 Then we're following The Rock, a movie star with amnesia 1660 00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:55,440 who's been brought into a neo-Marxist plot against... 1661 00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:58,440 A lot of people are using him as a pawn, is what's happening. 1662 00:55:58,440 --> 00:55:59,440 Yes, on every side. 1663 00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:03,440 Everyone's talking at him, trying to use him for their own means. 1664 00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:05,440 He's kind of an innocent in this. 1665 00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:07,440 He's almost the only one that's innocent in this. 1666 00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:11,440 He doesn't really do anything that's mean or cruel. 1667 00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:13,440 I think in pushing Bae Lin down was... 1668 00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:16,440 Bae Lin down was funny after kissing her. 1669 00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:18,440 And she had it coming. 1670 00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:20,440 And she had it coming. She's a bad guy. 1671 00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:23,440 But other than that, I think he's a good guy. 1672 00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:28,440 Yes, he cheated on his wife, who's cheating on him. 1673 00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:29,440 Sort of. 1674 00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:32,440 And with amnesia, it's sketch. 1675 00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:33,440 Yeah, it's kind of sketchy. 1676 00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:36,440 So if you're at home and you've cheated on your significant other, 1677 00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:37,440 fuck you. 1678 00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:38,440 Amnesia's a good excuse. 1679 00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:40,440 But amnesia would maybe cover it. 1680 00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:46,440 And so he's got a porn star girlfriend right now 1681 00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:50,440 played by Sarah Michelle Geller in a phenomenal... 1682 00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:52,440 One of her best roles ever. 1683 00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:54,440 I mean, I'm a huge Buffy the Vampire Slayer fan, 1684 00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:55,440 in which she is Buffy. 1685 00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:57,440 So that might be my favorite role of her. 1686 00:56:57,440 --> 00:56:59,440 And cruel intentions. 1687 00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:01,440 That awoke me as a man, I think. 1688 00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:02,440 But she kills it in this. 1689 00:57:02,440 --> 00:57:04,440 I mean, she does kill it in this. 1690 00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:06,440 She's so believable as that character, 1691 00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:08,440 which is out of character for her, 1692 00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:10,440 but very believable. 1693 00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:13,440 Very played straight. 1694 00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:15,440 Let's get your notes. 1695 00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:17,440 They're just disjointed. 1696 00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:21,440 This is how Richard Kelly would have written your notes. 1697 00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:25,440 You would need comic books to understand where they're coming from. 1698 00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:28,440 Here's my first note. 1699 00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:31,440 I'm going to go in order, because these are just thoughts. 1700 00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:35,440 I watched the movie and wrote this as I was watching the movie. 1701 00:57:35,440 --> 00:57:37,440 What's with the midgets in the clean room? 1702 00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:39,440 Okay, wait, wait. 1703 00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:40,440 Can I interrupt? 1704 00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:42,440 Wait, no, if you're going to ask questions... 1705 00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:48,440 First off, I think that's showing California as super progressive. 1706 00:57:48,440 --> 00:57:51,440 The fact that they kept them segregated was what was the progressive part of it. 1707 00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:52,440 That was my point. 1708 00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:56,440 The midgets in the clean room, instead of being interspersed with the others, 1709 00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:58,440 they were all in one little corner. 1710 00:57:58,440 --> 00:57:59,440 All the midgets together. 1711 00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:01,440 Okay, real quick. 1712 00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:04,440 I'm going to address the tiny elephant in the room. 1713 00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:05,440 Okay. 1714 00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:06,440 I'm an old man. 1715 00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:10,440 I think that if you were to be a progressive company 1716 00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:13,440 that specifically hired little people as a way to be like, 1717 00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:20,440 hey, this is work that anyone who can operate a computer, a screen can do, 1718 00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:25,440 so why not open it up to disabled people that normally wouldn't or people with disabilities? 1719 00:58:25,440 --> 00:58:26,440 No, probably little people. 1720 00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:27,440 I understand that... 1721 00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:28,440 It's the grouping. 1722 00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:29,440 No, no, no. 1723 00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:30,440 Just hear me out, though. 1724 00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:31,440 There was a cop. 1725 00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:32,440 If you were... 1726 00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:33,440 There was a what? 1727 00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:34,440 There was a cop. 1728 00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:35,440 There's a cop. 1729 00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:36,440 There's the other bad guy character. 1730 00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:37,440 There's midgets everywhere in this movie. 1731 00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:38,440 There were little people. 1732 00:58:38,440 --> 00:58:39,440 There were little people. 1733 00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:43,440 My wife at one point goes, are we in Oz? 1734 00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:46,440 Just out of the blue, she was watching this movie. 1735 00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:49,440 She says, is this from the people that made Oz? 1736 00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:50,440 I know. 1737 00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:51,440 I mean, I get... 1738 00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:58,440 My theory is that if you were U.S. ident and you built an office that was accommodating 1739 00:58:58,440 --> 00:59:04,440 for all the people that you're hiring, I think economically it would make sense to make a 1740 00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:08,440 little person corner or a little person side. 1741 00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:11,440 If it might make sense to you economically, it's 100% illegal. 1742 00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:12,440 That would never happen. 1743 00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:17,440 No, I'm not talking about separate but equal or second... 1744 00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:18,440 Well, yeah, you are. 1745 00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:19,440 You are. 1746 00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:20,440 You built a corner for him. 1747 00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:21,440 I'm not talking about the corner. 1748 00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:22,440 Give him a fucking... 1749 00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:23,440 Give him the best corner. 1750 00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:24,440 I don't know. 1751 00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:25,440 Or put him in the middle. 1752 00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:26,440 I don't care. 1753 00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:27,440 I'm just saying what you can... 1754 00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:28,440 If you're building... 1755 00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:29,440 Just group them together. 1756 00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:30,440 That's what you're saying. 1757 00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:31,440 If you're building smaller... 1758 00:59:31,440 --> 00:59:32,440 Just group them together. 1759 00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:33,440 Just out of the list. 1760 00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:38,440 Segregate them. 1761 00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:45,440 It just would be easier if all the little desks went in one area. 1762 00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:50,440 Who would have thought this would make the most political episode of the movie? 1763 00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:51,440 Jesus. 1764 00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:52,440 We tackle issues like segregation. 1765 00:59:52,440 --> 00:59:53,440 Yeah. 1766 00:59:53,440 --> 00:59:58,440 The only thing that this movie didn't predict was the transgender agenda. 1767 00:59:58,440 --> 01:00:01,440 Oh, well, you say agenda. 1768 01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:04,440 Okay, we're not getting into it. 1769 01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:05,440 We're not. 1770 01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:09,440 I'm saying as far as that's an issue, that's an issue of today's society. 1771 01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:12,440 They didn't predict that, but they predicted everything else. 1772 01:00:12,440 --> 01:00:13,440 They predicted a lot of other issues. 1773 01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:14,440 They did predict a lot of things. 1774 01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:16,440 They did predict a lot. 1775 01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:19,440 And you say it's an issue, I would say it's... 1776 01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:22,440 Speaking of moral panics, I would say that's a big moral panic. 1777 01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:23,440 Moral panic just means people... 1778 01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:26,440 I mean topic of issue for political reasons. 1779 01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:28,440 I don't have a problem with it at all. 1780 01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:33,440 Like the one I saw today about they're putting all gender bathrooms in stores now. 1781 01:00:33,440 --> 01:00:35,440 And I'm like, dude, those have been there forever. 1782 01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:36,440 Somebody put that up. 1783 01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:37,440 They were complaining about it. 1784 01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:41,440 I'm like, dude, those have been there for at least 30 years. 1785 01:00:41,440 --> 01:00:45,440 They're called family bathrooms everywhere. 1786 01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:50,440 A chick that I dated, we used to smoke weed in the family bathroom at Disneyland. 1787 01:00:50,440 --> 01:00:51,440 That was the one that... 1788 01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:55,440 If you went to the one by Bugs Life, they have a perfect... 1789 01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:58,440 I think it's hidden behind all this mist from like... 1790 01:00:58,440 --> 01:01:00,440 Speaking of moral panics, most moral panics are just bullshit. 1791 01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:02,440 It's all just crap. 1792 01:01:02,440 --> 01:01:10,440 Yeah, a moral panic is when you take something and you say that the consequences of this existing, 1793 01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:15,440 of this culture change or this status quo change or this new medium or this new whatever. 1794 01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:16,440 Bathroom, whatever. 1795 01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:18,440 Like technology is a thing. 1796 01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:20,440 People think like, oh shit, here's... 1797 01:01:20,440 --> 01:01:24,440 You know that there was moral panics about jazz music? 1798 01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:27,440 There's one right now about this eclipse. 1799 01:01:27,440 --> 01:01:29,440 People are saying it's going to... 1800 01:01:29,440 --> 01:01:30,440 Really about the eclipse? 1801 01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:31,440 About the eclipse, yeah. 1802 01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:32,440 Oh my God. 1803 01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:33,440 It happened last night. 1804 01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:34,440 No, no, it's Monday. 1805 01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:35,440 There was a comment last night. 1806 01:01:35,440 --> 01:01:36,440 What are they saying? 1807 01:01:36,440 --> 01:01:37,440 It's going to kill us all? 1808 01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:41,440 That they're going to use it as a false flag and they're going to make things happen. 1809 01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:42,440 They say that every eclipse. 1810 01:01:42,440 --> 01:01:43,440 And the power's going to go out everywhere. 1811 01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:44,440 They say that every time. 1812 01:01:44,440 --> 01:01:45,440 It's all... 1813 01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:46,440 It's like, yeah. 1814 01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:47,440 Yeah. 1815 01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:53,440 Well, I mean, it's a good thing the government can never really track us except for our phones. 1816 01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:54,440 And our computers. 1817 01:01:54,440 --> 01:01:55,440 And our cars. 1818 01:01:55,440 --> 01:01:59,440 And now they're computer- Here's a podcast starring Andy. 1819 01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:02,440 I'll tell you all my inner thoughts. 1820 01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:08,440 Okay, so yes, I would say also if you had a little people on the police force, it would 1821 01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:10,440 be more economical to just build a smaller police car. 1822 01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:12,440 So just put a couple of them as partners. 1823 01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:13,440 I don't know. 1824 01:02:13,440 --> 01:02:14,440 Moving on. 1825 01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:15,440 Continue with your... 1826 01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:16,440 But if you're going to ask questions, you're going to get answers. 1827 01:02:16,440 --> 01:02:17,440 That was not one. 1828 01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:18,440 That was just one note. 1829 01:02:18,440 --> 01:02:20,440 That was one note. 1830 01:02:20,440 --> 01:02:21,440 Okay. 1831 01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:22,440 Justin's makeup sucked. 1832 01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:23,440 Just beyond from that. 1833 01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:26,440 But the scar was not good. 1834 01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:28,440 It was better down around the mouth. 1835 01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:29,440 The eye scar was really bad. 1836 01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:30,440 I think it looked fine. 1837 01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:31,440 Yeah, whatever. 1838 01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:33,440 And also, once again, give it credits. 1839 01:02:33,440 --> 01:02:35,440 An older movie. 1840 01:02:35,440 --> 01:02:36,440 $17 million. 1841 01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:38,440 But the eyeball later was great. 1842 01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:39,440 Okay. 1843 01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:42,440 Speaking of effects, yeah, the eyeball later was- 1844 01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:45,440 I thought the effects were very passable for this movie. 1845 01:02:45,440 --> 01:02:48,440 Yeah, for the budget, yeah. 1846 01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:51,440 There's a whole little person scientist. 1847 01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:52,440 There's midgets everywhere in the first five minutes of the movie. 1848 01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:53,440 Okay, again, tiny test tubes. 1849 01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:54,440 We've covered this. 1850 01:02:54,440 --> 01:02:55,440 Yeah, yeah. 1851 01:02:55,440 --> 01:02:56,440 Pilgrims ruin the American Indi- 1852 01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:58,440 Oh, the best line in this movie. 1853 01:02:58,440 --> 01:03:01,440 The pilgrims ruin the American Indian orgy of freedom. 1854 01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:02,440 Yeah, that's a great one. 1855 01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:03,440 Say it again. 1856 01:03:03,440 --> 01:03:04,440 Say it again. 1857 01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:05,440 It's a good one. 1858 01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:09,440 The pilgrims ruin the American Indian orgy of freedom. 1859 01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:12,440 Yeah, that's such a good, strong, powerful line. 1860 01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:17,440 That's up there with Wednesday Adams at the Family Values. 1861 01:03:17,440 --> 01:03:24,440 I was going to say the lady that I don't appreciate violence, that's why I don't do anal. 1862 01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:25,440 Oh, wait. 1863 01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:26,440 Did I write down any lines? 1864 01:03:26,440 --> 01:03:28,440 I think I might have. 1865 01:03:28,440 --> 01:03:29,440 Next slide. 1866 01:03:29,440 --> 01:03:30,440 Next slide. 1867 01:03:30,440 --> 01:03:35,440 Oh, scientists are saying the future is going to be far more futuristic than they originally 1868 01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:36,440 predicted. 1869 01:03:36,440 --> 01:03:37,440 That was great. 1870 01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:38,440 That was great. 1871 01:03:38,440 --> 01:03:39,440 Oh, wait. 1872 01:03:39,440 --> 01:03:40,440 Real quick. 1873 01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:41,440 Oh, real quick. 1874 01:03:41,440 --> 01:03:42,440 Okay. 1875 01:03:42,440 --> 01:03:45,440 Page 62 of book three of the comics. 1876 01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:52,440 Sean William Scott's unconscious twin brother, who I didn't know was himself at the time. 1877 01:03:52,440 --> 01:03:53,440 I thought it was his twin. 1878 01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:57,440 He's singing the killer songs, all these things that I've done. 1879 01:03:57,440 --> 01:03:59,440 He's like, oh, these things. 1880 01:03:59,440 --> 01:04:01,440 And I forgot the reason why. 1881 01:04:01,440 --> 01:04:06,940 The reason that's such an important song for Justin Timberlake is that when they're about 1882 01:04:06,940 --> 01:04:11,440 to go into real battle for the first time, Sean William Scott's character and pilot Abel 1883 01:04:11,440 --> 01:04:17,440 Ene and Ronald, they're about to go into battle, Justin or pilot takes his headphones, his 1884 01:04:17,440 --> 01:04:19,440 iPod, he gives it to him. 1885 01:04:19,440 --> 01:04:20,440 He says, listen to this on the way down. 1886 01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:21,440 It'll calm your nerves. 1887 01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:23,440 But make sure you take it out when we get there. 1888 01:04:23,440 --> 01:04:25,440 When we hit the ground, he's like, thanks, man. 1889 01:04:25,440 --> 01:04:29,440 So you're listening to the lyrics as he's dropping down. 1890 01:04:29,440 --> 01:04:37,440 And so you see the unconscious body of Ronald, we can now know as his past self or future 1891 01:04:37,440 --> 01:04:38,440 self, whatever. 1892 01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:40,440 And he's like, oh, you know, he's singing it. 1893 01:04:40,440 --> 01:04:43,440 But I knew he said it wrong. 1894 01:04:43,440 --> 01:04:45,440 It's a misquote in the comic. 1895 01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:48,440 Whoever wrote the comic didn't write the lyric down right. 1896 01:04:48,440 --> 01:04:50,440 So you put over and out. 1897 01:04:50,440 --> 01:04:53,440 Over and out. 1898 01:04:53,440 --> 01:04:55,440 Last call for sin. 1899 01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:58,440 It's over and in last call for sin. 1900 01:04:58,440 --> 01:05:01,440 When he, I read that, I was like, that's not how the song goes. 1901 01:05:01,440 --> 01:05:04,440 So I looked up the song and I looked up and I was listening to it. 1902 01:05:04,440 --> 01:05:05,440 I was like, no. 1903 01:05:05,440 --> 01:05:06,440 So it's a misspelling. 1904 01:05:06,440 --> 01:05:12,440 So if you have the comic book, you can take a marker and you could cross that out and 1905 01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:14,440 put the word in instead of out. 1906 01:05:14,440 --> 01:05:16,440 And other than that, it's pretty much perfect. 1907 01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:17,440 It's pretty good. 1908 01:05:17,440 --> 01:05:21,440 Well, I'm about four minutes into the movie. 1909 01:05:21,440 --> 01:05:23,440 I was negative. 1910 01:05:23,440 --> 01:05:25,440 Yeah. 1911 01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:28,440 Three comic books in the movie by this point. 1912 01:05:28,440 --> 01:05:32,440 I think it took me a couple hours to read the comic because they're each a hundred something 1913 01:05:32,440 --> 01:05:33,440 pages long. 1914 01:05:33,440 --> 01:05:36,440 I spent two hours talking about this movie afterwards, but okay. 1915 01:05:36,440 --> 01:05:38,440 The next note currently alert. 1916 01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:40,440 That's Will Sasso. 1917 01:05:40,440 --> 01:05:47,440 My brain with it because this, this movie has so many like cameos and character actors 1918 01:05:47,440 --> 01:05:49,440 and different that it's crazy. 1919 01:05:49,440 --> 01:05:50,440 Very next note. 1920 01:05:50,440 --> 01:05:52,440 Dan Fielding alert. 1921 01:05:52,440 --> 01:05:53,440 This one he was introduced. 1922 01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:55,440 Dan Fielding, John Lerriket. 1923 01:05:55,440 --> 01:05:56,440 John Lerriket. 1924 01:05:56,440 --> 01:05:57,440 I'm not following. 1925 01:05:57,440 --> 01:05:58,440 Who is this? 1926 01:05:58,440 --> 01:05:59,440 Which character? 1927 01:05:59,440 --> 01:06:00,440 Dan Fielding. 1928 01:06:00,440 --> 01:06:01,440 Is that? 1929 01:06:01,440 --> 01:06:03,440 John Lerriket, Lerriquette. 1930 01:06:03,440 --> 01:06:05,440 That's the guy I showed you earlier. 1931 01:06:05,440 --> 01:06:06,440 Oh, got it. 1932 01:06:06,440 --> 01:06:07,440 Okay. 1933 01:06:07,440 --> 01:06:09,440 He's the one that has the, the tit up. 1934 01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:10,440 What's the, what's the French? 1935 01:06:10,440 --> 01:06:11,440 The suit guy. 1936 01:06:11,440 --> 01:06:14,440 What's the French word for an exchange between two people when they're having sort of a. 1937 01:06:14,440 --> 01:06:15,440 Tititat. 1938 01:06:15,440 --> 01:06:16,440 Is it tititat? 1939 01:06:16,440 --> 01:06:21,440 He's having a tititat with the, the, the leader of the neo Marxist movement lady. 1940 01:06:21,440 --> 01:06:22,440 And the one at the end of the movie. 1941 01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:23,440 Yeah. 1942 01:06:23,440 --> 01:06:24,440 Remember they're at the coffee shop. 1943 01:06:24,440 --> 01:06:25,440 In the scene. 1944 01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:26,440 No, no, you were there at the coffee shop. 1945 01:06:26,440 --> 01:06:27,440 Yeah. 1946 01:06:27,440 --> 01:06:28,440 Your deep throat too. 1947 01:06:28,440 --> 01:06:29,440 Yeah. 1948 01:06:29,440 --> 01:06:30,440 You went, yeah. 1949 01:06:30,440 --> 01:06:31,440 You were at the table. 1950 01:06:31,440 --> 01:06:32,440 It's just balls. 1951 01:06:32,440 --> 01:06:33,440 Yeah, yeah. 1952 01:06:33,440 --> 01:06:34,440 That's the actual thing. 1953 01:06:34,440 --> 01:06:37,000 Speaking of a change from the con version and the, and the regular version, the one 1954 01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:40,440 you just saw, cause you watched the ending with us right now. 1955 01:06:40,440 --> 01:06:42,640 You saw them come out. 1956 01:06:42,640 --> 01:06:43,640 They look out. 1957 01:06:43,640 --> 01:06:44,640 They see the ice cream truck. 1958 01:06:44,640 --> 01:06:46,600 And then, no, no, no. 1959 01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:47,600 He didn't see that. 1960 01:06:47,600 --> 01:06:48,600 Oh, I thought he did. 1961 01:06:48,600 --> 01:06:49,600 No, I showed him the regular version. 1962 01:06:49,600 --> 01:06:52,600 Cause I felt like they were going to kiss at that. 1963 01:06:52,600 --> 01:06:53,600 They did. 1964 01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:54,600 But it didn't. 1965 01:06:54,600 --> 01:06:55,600 So it cuts away, right? 1966 01:06:55,600 --> 01:06:58,280 In the con version, he, the, the con festival. 1967 01:06:58,280 --> 01:06:59,280 I hope I'm saying that right. 1968 01:06:59,280 --> 01:07:00,960 I've heard people say it's the con film festival. 1969 01:07:00,960 --> 01:07:01,960 I don't know. 1970 01:07:01,960 --> 01:07:02,960 It was before. 1971 01:07:02,960 --> 01:07:03,960 It was the pre-release version. 1972 01:07:03,960 --> 01:07:06,080 It was a pre-release version. 1973 01:07:06,080 --> 01:07:08,720 I don't think it's, I think that's the mistake everyone makes. 1974 01:07:08,720 --> 01:07:09,720 Con is pronounced con. 1975 01:07:09,720 --> 01:07:12,920 But I don't think there's an S. I think that's the other mistake everyone makes. 1976 01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:14,200 From what I've heard, it's con. 1977 01:07:14,200 --> 01:07:15,200 Oh, I do not know. 1978 01:07:15,200 --> 01:07:16,200 I do not know. 1979 01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:18,280 I think it's con and I think even that's probably saying it wrong. 1980 01:07:18,280 --> 01:07:19,280 Yeah. 1981 01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:21,760 I think everyone gets it wrong cause it's a fucking French, it's a French word. 1982 01:07:21,760 --> 01:07:23,600 I think they get it wrong. 1983 01:07:23,600 --> 01:07:24,600 But the- 1984 01:07:24,600 --> 01:07:25,600 The crane festival? 1985 01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:26,600 The what? 1986 01:07:26,600 --> 01:07:27,600 No. 1987 01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:28,600 C-A-N-N-E-S. 1988 01:07:28,600 --> 01:07:29,600 Yeah. 1989 01:07:29,600 --> 01:07:32,560 Everybody says cans, it's cons. 1990 01:07:32,560 --> 01:07:33,560 I think it's cons. 1991 01:07:33,560 --> 01:07:34,560 Yeah. 1992 01:07:34,560 --> 01:07:36,000 So that film festival, that version is different. 1993 01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:41,800 So that one, in that scene, he comes out, he looks out, he goes, what the hell is that? 1994 01:07:41,800 --> 01:07:43,960 And she goes, it's an ice cream truck. 1995 01:07:43,960 --> 01:07:46,120 And he goes, huh. 1996 01:07:46,120 --> 01:07:48,240 And then they look at each other and they start kissing. 1997 01:07:48,240 --> 01:07:49,240 Yeah. 1998 01:07:49,240 --> 01:07:53,000 They start like, they just a slow like, and it's not a passionate make out. 1999 01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:58,320 It's exactly what two people of their age, in that moment they know they're gonna die, 2000 01:07:58,320 --> 01:08:00,960 they'll just have this beautiful kiss of just like- 2001 01:08:00,960 --> 01:08:01,960 It was a nice moment. 2002 01:08:01,960 --> 01:08:05,080 It was a nice, like I'd rather die in the arms of someone than I have like an attraction 2003 01:08:05,080 --> 01:08:06,080 to because- 2004 01:08:06,080 --> 01:08:07,080 Even though I caused all this. 2005 01:08:07,080 --> 01:08:08,080 Yeah. 2006 01:08:08,080 --> 01:08:09,080 Yeah. 2007 01:08:09,080 --> 01:08:10,080 Yeah. 2008 01:08:10,080 --> 01:08:11,080 They both did. 2009 01:08:11,080 --> 01:08:12,080 Yeah. 2010 01:08:12,080 --> 01:08:13,080 So it's pronounced can. 2011 01:08:13,080 --> 01:08:14,080 Can. 2012 01:08:14,080 --> 01:08:15,080 Cause that's- 2013 01:08:15,080 --> 01:08:16,080 Is that what it says? 2014 01:08:16,080 --> 01:08:17,080 Can France. 2015 01:08:17,080 --> 01:08:18,080 It's a town in France. 2016 01:08:18,080 --> 01:08:19,080 That's where that, that's the town in France. 2017 01:08:19,080 --> 01:08:20,080 Yeah, I know. 2018 01:08:20,080 --> 01:08:21,080 That's where it takes place. 2019 01:08:21,080 --> 01:08:22,080 I know that. 2020 01:08:22,080 --> 01:08:23,080 How do you know it's pronounced that way? 2021 01:08:23,080 --> 01:08:24,080 Cause that's how the city's pronounced. 2022 01:08:24,080 --> 01:08:25,080 How do you know? 2023 01:08:25,080 --> 01:08:26,080 Cause I took French. 2024 01:08:26,080 --> 01:08:27,080 Oh, okay. 2025 01:08:27,080 --> 01:08:28,080 That's what we're asking. 2026 01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:29,080 I'm asking somebody who knew French. 2027 01:08:29,080 --> 01:08:30,080 All right. 2028 01:08:30,080 --> 01:08:33,080 I mean, I'm gonna, it's right here. 2029 01:08:33,080 --> 01:08:36,080 Yeah, con, the can, the can film festival. 2030 01:08:36,080 --> 01:08:38,080 It's got an S on the end, like I said. 2031 01:08:38,080 --> 01:08:40,080 But in France you don't pronounce the last part. 2032 01:08:40,080 --> 01:08:41,080 You don't pronounce it. 2033 01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:42,080 You don't pronounce the last part in France. 2034 01:08:42,080 --> 01:08:43,080 In French. 2035 01:08:43,080 --> 01:08:44,080 There's gotta be a- 2036 01:08:44,080 --> 01:08:45,080 There's a- 2037 01:08:45,080 --> 01:08:46,080 Oh, wait, hold on. 2038 01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:47,080 Con. 2039 01:08:47,080 --> 01:08:48,080 Can. 2040 01:08:48,080 --> 01:08:49,080 Can. 2041 01:08:49,080 --> 01:08:50,080 Wait. 2042 01:08:50,080 --> 01:08:51,080 Just can. 2043 01:08:51,080 --> 01:08:52,080 Let's hear it again. 2044 01:08:52,080 --> 01:08:53,080 Can. 2045 01:08:53,080 --> 01:08:54,080 Can. 2046 01:08:54,080 --> 01:08:55,080 You say can. 2047 01:08:55,080 --> 01:08:56,080 Can. 2048 01:08:56,080 --> 01:08:57,080 You say can. 2049 01:08:57,080 --> 01:08:58,080 Can, like Barbie and Ken. 2050 01:08:58,080 --> 01:08:59,080 Yeah, the A is more of an E sound. 2051 01:08:59,080 --> 01:09:00,080 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 2052 01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:01,080 More of an accent on the A, but it's con. 2053 01:09:01,080 --> 01:09:02,080 It's con. 2054 01:09:02,080 --> 01:09:03,080 Yeah. 2055 01:09:03,080 --> 01:09:04,080 Did I, have I not been saying con this whole time? 2056 01:09:04,080 --> 01:09:07,080 It sounds like, it sounds like con, like Comic Con. 2057 01:09:07,080 --> 01:09:09,080 If, let's, we could rewind this. 2058 01:09:09,080 --> 01:09:11,080 I think, I've been saying the con film festival. 2059 01:09:11,080 --> 01:09:13,080 Right, but it has an S. 2060 01:09:13,080 --> 01:09:14,080 So is it can? 2061 01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:15,080 It's not can. 2062 01:09:15,080 --> 01:09:16,080 It's con. 2063 01:09:16,080 --> 01:09:17,080 Con. 2064 01:09:17,080 --> 01:09:19,080 So then I'm, I'm saying it correctly then. 2065 01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:20,080 Yeah. 2066 01:09:20,080 --> 01:09:21,080 But do you add the S because it's the festival? 2067 01:09:21,080 --> 01:09:22,080 No. 2068 01:09:22,080 --> 01:09:23,080 No, con film festival. 2069 01:09:23,080 --> 01:09:25,080 No, because look, the city name also is- 2070 01:09:25,080 --> 01:09:26,080 That's the city. 2071 01:09:26,080 --> 01:09:29,080 No, it's because it's the, it's that city's film festival. 2072 01:09:29,080 --> 01:09:31,080 It is a commune. 2073 01:09:31,080 --> 01:09:32,080 What? 2074 01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:33,080 It says right there. 2075 01:09:33,080 --> 01:09:35,080 It's a city located on the French Riviera. 2076 01:09:35,080 --> 01:09:38,080 It's a commune. 2077 01:09:38,080 --> 01:09:41,080 Located in the Alps. 2078 01:09:41,080 --> 01:09:44,080 And the host city of the annual con film festival. 2079 01:09:44,080 --> 01:09:46,080 Maybe commune means city. 2080 01:09:46,080 --> 01:09:50,080 But we're, click on commune to see what they mean by commune. 2081 01:09:50,080 --> 01:09:51,080 I don't know. 2082 01:09:51,080 --> 01:09:52,080 No, that's just the definition of commune. 2083 01:09:52,080 --> 01:09:53,080 It'll just give us- 2084 01:09:53,080 --> 01:09:54,080 Yeah, but it's just the city. 2085 01:09:54,080 --> 01:09:56,080 It's just the city's film festival. 2086 01:09:56,080 --> 01:09:57,080 It means city. 2087 01:09:57,080 --> 01:09:58,080 What? 2088 01:09:58,080 --> 01:09:59,080 Just the city's film festival. 2089 01:09:59,080 --> 01:10:00,080 Yeah. 2090 01:10:00,080 --> 01:10:01,080 But if you don't say it with the French accent, that's con. 2091 01:10:01,080 --> 01:10:02,080 Yeah. 2092 01:10:02,080 --> 01:10:07,080 Well, they also do the Lions International Festivity of, Festival of Creativity. 2093 01:10:07,080 --> 01:10:13,080 Which of course we all know is about, oh, Dumb Ways to Die. 2094 01:10:13,080 --> 01:10:14,080 What? 2095 01:10:14,080 --> 01:10:15,080 Oh, who gives a shit? 2096 01:10:15,080 --> 01:10:16,080 Let's get back to the movie. 2097 01:10:16,080 --> 01:10:18,080 There's enough to talk about. 2098 01:10:18,080 --> 01:10:22,080 Yeah, what's with all the Saturday Night Live alum, I mean there was a ton of Saturday Night 2099 01:10:22,080 --> 01:10:23,080 Live people in there. 2100 01:10:23,080 --> 01:10:24,080 Oh, then my next note, Bo-Duke Alert. 2101 01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:25,080 That's Sean William Scott. 2102 01:10:25,080 --> 01:10:26,080 Bo-Duke? 2103 01:10:26,080 --> 01:10:27,080 Yeah, it's Bo-Duke. 2104 01:10:27,080 --> 01:10:28,080 He was in the Dukes of Hatch. 2105 01:10:28,080 --> 01:10:29,080 Oh my God. 2106 01:10:29,080 --> 01:10:30,080 The way you say Bo-Duke, you make it sound like- 2107 01:10:30,080 --> 01:10:34,800 Is there another way to say Bo-Duke? 2108 01:10:34,800 --> 01:10:37,680 You're making it sound like the Babadukes fucking nephew. 2109 01:10:37,680 --> 01:10:39,680 Oh look, it's the Bo-Duke. 2110 01:10:39,680 --> 01:10:40,680 Bo-Duke. 2111 01:10:40,680 --> 01:10:42,440 You're making it sound like one word. 2112 01:10:42,440 --> 01:10:43,440 His name is Bo, Duke. 2113 01:10:43,440 --> 01:10:44,440 How do you say Stifler? 2114 01:10:44,440 --> 01:10:45,440 That's my first- 2115 01:10:45,440 --> 01:10:46,440 Stifler, man. 2116 01:10:46,440 --> 01:10:47,440 Yeah. 2117 01:10:47,440 --> 01:10:50,440 And then that's where that's to the side right behind him that says, digits for Democrats, 2118 01:10:50,440 --> 01:10:52,440 and you start laughing at that. 2119 01:10:52,440 --> 01:10:56,560 Oh, Biling's Titties Alert, just for everybody knows, although she doesn't really have any, 2120 01:10:56,560 --> 01:11:03,400 but this is the woman with the smallest breasts that shows them the most without showing them. 2121 01:11:03,400 --> 01:11:04,400 Who? 2122 01:11:04,400 --> 01:11:06,200 In every movie role, Biling. 2123 01:11:06,200 --> 01:11:07,200 You see her nipple in this. 2124 01:11:07,200 --> 01:11:08,200 In every movie role. 2125 01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:09,200 You see her nipple once, but whatever. 2126 01:11:09,200 --> 01:11:10,200 I knew you'd know. 2127 01:11:10,200 --> 01:11:11,920 I'm just saying, it's not- 2128 01:11:11,920 --> 01:11:15,760 I was watching multiple cuts of the movie, so I happened to catch it on my second view. 2129 01:11:15,760 --> 01:11:16,760 Second view. 2130 01:11:16,760 --> 01:11:17,760 And the comics. 2131 01:11:17,760 --> 01:11:18,760 No, I'm just- 2132 01:11:18,760 --> 01:11:21,760 And when you were 16, and when you- 2133 01:11:21,760 --> 01:11:28,280 And then the next line I wrote down was, jeez, there's more little people than Oz. 2134 01:11:28,280 --> 01:11:30,880 Okay, lay off the little people for a few minutes. 2135 01:11:30,880 --> 01:11:31,880 What is with the ladies- 2136 01:11:31,880 --> 01:11:32,880 Just cross off the next few little people. 2137 01:11:32,880 --> 01:11:35,240 Can you explain- wait, here's a question for you. 2138 01:11:35,240 --> 01:11:37,040 Explain the goddamn cheese puffs. 2139 01:11:37,040 --> 01:11:41,400 Why are all the fucking female baddies eating cheese puffs? 2140 01:11:41,400 --> 01:11:44,960 Shoving cheese puffs in their mouth at every fucking opportunity. 2141 01:11:44,960 --> 01:11:45,960 That wasn't explained. 2142 01:11:45,960 --> 01:11:46,960 That was great. 2143 01:11:46,960 --> 01:11:47,960 No, I just didn't know if it was enough people. 2144 01:11:47,960 --> 01:11:48,960 I think it was just that character, though. 2145 01:11:48,960 --> 01:11:49,960 No. 2146 01:11:49,960 --> 01:11:50,960 There's the other girl, too. 2147 01:11:50,960 --> 01:11:51,960 There's the other girl, too. 2148 01:11:51,960 --> 01:11:57,160 Yeah, and then you know what's another interesting thing is, that girl, the one that pretends 2149 01:11:57,160 --> 01:11:59,280 to be the doctor that fucks with the Rock- 2150 01:11:59,280 --> 01:12:00,280 Yeah. 2151 01:12:00,280 --> 01:12:01,280 Oh, the one that says- 2152 01:12:01,280 --> 01:12:02,280 She just dropped your pants. 2153 01:12:02,280 --> 01:12:03,280 Yeah. 2154 01:12:03,280 --> 01:12:04,280 Drop your pants and let me suck your dick! 2155 01:12:04,280 --> 01:12:05,280 And she's starting to kill him. 2156 01:12:05,280 --> 01:12:06,280 I'm gonna go kill myself. 2157 01:12:06,280 --> 01:12:07,280 Oh my God. 2158 01:12:07,280 --> 01:12:08,280 I forgot about that part. 2159 01:12:08,280 --> 01:12:09,280 Yeah, she's eating cheese puffs, too. 2160 01:12:09,280 --> 01:12:18,280 And again, no matter how silly of a fucking part that is, it's still so good. 2161 01:12:18,280 --> 01:12:19,280 Yeah. 2162 01:12:19,280 --> 01:12:28,000 But no, her and the Asian guy in the very beginning that was watching Roland, they worked- 2163 01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:29,000 Yeah. 2164 01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:32,360 But in the comics, they were both part of the neo-Marxist movement. 2165 01:12:32,360 --> 01:12:37,080 So they were setting up, they were looking at each other across the cubicle being like, 2166 01:12:37,080 --> 01:12:38,080 what's up? 2167 01:12:38,080 --> 01:12:39,080 They were involved. 2168 01:12:39,080 --> 01:12:42,920 That's why it said he made the wrong decision, trusted the wrong people, so she fucked him 2169 01:12:42,920 --> 01:12:43,920 over. 2170 01:12:43,920 --> 01:12:46,480 And that's why he got raided. 2171 01:12:46,480 --> 01:12:54,600 And then just the, but this is all, and that was I think part of the screenplay. 2172 01:12:54,600 --> 01:12:55,600 It's so weird. 2173 01:12:55,600 --> 01:12:56,600 Okay, continue. 2174 01:12:56,600 --> 01:12:57,600 John Lovett's alert. 2175 01:12:57,600 --> 01:12:58,600 Oh, so good. 2176 01:12:58,600 --> 01:13:02,480 And then the very next thing, okay, not what I was expecting from Lovett at all. 2177 01:13:02,480 --> 01:13:04,680 When he just fucking kills those two people. 2178 01:13:04,680 --> 01:13:08,440 And this is the point where the car commercial is that we talked about earlier. 2179 01:13:08,440 --> 01:13:10,880 What the fuck is this car commercial with the fucking cars? 2180 01:13:10,880 --> 01:13:12,080 Who the fuck wrote this? 2181 01:13:12,080 --> 01:13:13,680 I put best car commercial ever. 2182 01:13:13,680 --> 01:13:14,680 No, I loved it. 2183 01:13:14,680 --> 01:13:18,600 I was just saying it's just random in the middle of nothing comes this car commercial. 2184 01:13:18,600 --> 01:13:21,200 Wait, hold on, hold on. 2185 01:13:21,200 --> 01:13:23,600 So this is kind of crazy. 2186 01:13:23,600 --> 01:13:27,640 So we, what time is this? 2187 01:13:27,640 --> 01:13:28,640 I want to remember. 2188 01:13:28,640 --> 01:13:29,640 I don't know. 2189 01:13:29,640 --> 01:13:33,400 I was going to actually insert that commercial into our feed. 2190 01:13:33,400 --> 01:13:37,520 So if you haven't seen it, it's worth it just for the commercial. 2191 01:13:37,520 --> 01:13:42,520 When the, we'll get to the commercial because when the scientist, when that lady, the cheese 2192 01:13:42,520 --> 01:13:46,880 puff eating lady calls him, she calls the rock. 2193 01:13:46,880 --> 01:13:53,920 She goes, you need to call one three one zero six nine one six four nine six. 2194 01:13:53,920 --> 01:13:54,920 And I called it. 2195 01:13:54,920 --> 01:13:55,920 Oh my God. 2196 01:13:55,920 --> 01:13:56,920 What is it? 2197 01:13:56,920 --> 01:13:58,560 It's a Hispanic dude with the last name Martinus. 2198 01:13:58,560 --> 01:13:59,560 I think it's Oscar Martinus. 2199 01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:00,560 And it went straight to his voice. 2200 01:14:00,560 --> 01:14:01,560 And he was like, Hey, you got Oscar Martinez. 2201 01:14:01,560 --> 01:14:02,560 And it just beep. 2202 01:14:02,560 --> 01:14:03,560 So I'm like, holy shit, bro. 2203 01:14:03,560 --> 01:14:06,560 What I want to do is get, is like. 2204 01:14:06,560 --> 01:14:11,120 You want to voice mess the rock? 2205 01:14:11,120 --> 01:14:14,760 Do the voice changer to the rock from this movie, from this movie. 2206 01:14:14,760 --> 01:14:15,760 All right. 2207 01:14:15,760 --> 01:14:19,200 Ladies and gentlemen, if we somehow fill, if we somehow record me fucking with Oscar 2208 01:14:19,200 --> 01:14:24,480 Martinez in a way that what I ultimately want him to do is see that his numbers in a movie, 2209 01:14:24,480 --> 01:14:25,480 right? 2210 01:14:25,480 --> 01:14:29,520 Like I want him to watch Southland Tales and I want him to see that clip and I want him 2211 01:14:29,520 --> 01:14:36,560 to be able to like anybody, anybody, holy shit, he should go out and when he meets chicks, 2212 01:14:36,560 --> 01:14:42,000 just show him a, have that shit called, what you need to do is call this number for the 2213 01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:43,000 help you need. 2214 01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:44,000 It's his number. 2215 01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:45,000 That'd be fucking dope. 2216 01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:46,000 Some dude named Oscar Martinez. 2217 01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:47,000 I think it's Oscar. 2218 01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:48,000 We can, we can try. 2219 01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:49,000 We'll try it after the pod, but. 2220 01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:50,000 310, where is that? 2221 01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:51,000 That's LA. 2222 01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:52,000 That's LA. 2223 01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:53,000 I knew it was LA too. 2224 01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:54,000 And I was like, holy shit, that's a real number. 2225 01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:55,000 There's no fives up in this bitch. 2226 01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:56,000 There's not a single five in this bitch. 2227 01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:57,000 Not a single one. 2228 01:14:57,000 --> 01:14:58,000 It's every number but a five. 2229 01:14:58,000 --> 01:14:59,000 Okay. 2230 01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:00,000 All right. 2231 01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:01,000 Now, and then at this point, I'm going to go ahead and say, I'm going to go ahead and 2232 01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:09,920 say, for God's sake,iff, I have this question that doesn't even make sense. 2233 01:15:09,920 --> 01:15:13,360 And then I'm going to drive middle, shape and double Athletic. 2234 01:15:13,360 --> 01:15:14,900 Until next week. 2235 01:15:14,900 --> 01:15:15,900 Yeah. 2236 01:15:15,900 --> 01:15:16,900 Dude, can you do a solid thirty. 2237 01:15:16,900 --> 01:15:18,200 You can do it. 2238 01:15:18,200 --> 01:15:20,200 Overall, I see that. 2239 01:15:20,200 --> 01:15:23,960 salad is just slowly spreading out until somebody does this big woman, wam. 2240 01:15:23,960 --> 01:15:24,960 Yeah. 2241 01:15:24,960 --> 01:15:25,960 She's about halfway there. 2242 01:15:25,960 --> 01:15:27,480 She's even going to expect that she's going to go to that pop star before your einz constraint. 2243 01:15:27,480 --> 01:15:28,480 Okay. 2244 01:15:28,480 --> 01:15:29,480 Well, yeah, we've got that on the show. 2245 01:15:29,480 --> 01:15:31,480 What the fuck is she doing? 2246 01:15:31,480 --> 01:15:33,480 I love that whole exchange. 2247 01:15:33,480 --> 01:15:35,480 The weird sign, the Baron. 2248 01:15:35,480 --> 01:15:37,480 Is what they call him. 2249 01:15:37,480 --> 01:15:39,480 The Baron and his German mother 2250 01:15:39,480 --> 01:15:41,480 and the weird lady from The Exorcist. 2251 01:15:41,480 --> 01:15:43,480 Is she The Exorcist? 2252 01:15:43,480 --> 01:15:45,480 The little person, the little poltergeist. 2253 01:15:45,480 --> 01:15:47,480 Poltergeist. 2254 01:15:47,480 --> 01:15:49,480 Zellbo. 2255 01:15:49,480 --> 01:15:51,480 Rubenstein or something. 2256 01:15:51,480 --> 01:15:53,480 Dude, that family is so weird. 2257 01:15:53,480 --> 01:15:55,480 The whole thing is insane. 2258 01:15:55,480 --> 01:15:57,480 So the... 2259 01:15:57,480 --> 01:15:59,480 Yeah, Wallace Shawn. 2260 01:15:59,480 --> 01:16:01,480 He's in it. 2261 01:16:01,480 --> 01:16:05,480 And Beiling is Wallace Shawn's girlfriend. 2262 01:16:05,480 --> 01:16:07,480 In a movie that came out in 2008. 2263 01:16:07,480 --> 01:16:11,480 Beiling at the time must have been 40 years younger than him. 2264 01:16:11,480 --> 01:16:13,480 20, 30 years younger. 2265 01:16:13,480 --> 01:16:17,480 Oh, that's the same point as the 6 inch margin of error on the hand. 2266 01:16:17,480 --> 01:16:19,480 Oh, yeah. 2267 01:16:19,480 --> 01:16:21,480 That's the point of the movie that was. 2268 01:16:21,480 --> 01:16:25,480 But again, in the con film cut. 2269 01:16:25,480 --> 01:16:27,480 That's what we'll call it. 2270 01:16:27,480 --> 01:16:29,480 That comes much sooner in the movie. 2271 01:16:29,480 --> 01:16:31,480 So it's almost immediately after you meet them. 2272 01:16:31,480 --> 01:16:33,480 It cuts to him having the meeting. 2273 01:16:33,480 --> 01:16:35,480 While pilot Abel is still narrating. 2274 01:16:35,480 --> 01:16:39,480 And he goes like, he says that Wallace Shawn's character 2275 01:16:39,480 --> 01:16:43,480 had a deep resentment towards the other guy. 2276 01:16:43,480 --> 01:16:45,480 And so that's why he did that. 2277 01:16:45,480 --> 01:16:47,480 He didn't do it just to be vindictive or vicious. 2278 01:16:47,480 --> 01:16:49,480 Which I feel like the movie kind of makes him out to look like he's doing. 2279 01:16:49,480 --> 01:16:53,480 He did it to be... 2280 01:16:53,480 --> 01:16:55,480 Well, he did it to... 2281 01:16:55,480 --> 01:16:57,480 No, it was about... 2282 01:16:57,480 --> 01:16:59,480 He did it to be vindictive. 2283 01:16:59,480 --> 01:17:01,480 But it doesn't show... 2284 01:17:01,480 --> 01:17:03,480 Why would he do that? 2285 01:17:03,480 --> 01:17:05,480 It shows that he's crazy in the movie. 2286 01:17:05,480 --> 01:17:07,480 As opposed to a deliberately fucking mean. 2287 01:17:07,480 --> 01:17:09,480 With this guy. 2288 01:17:09,480 --> 01:17:11,480 He hated this person. 2289 01:17:11,480 --> 01:17:13,480 He hated him because he was blocked from doing what he wanted to do. 2290 01:17:13,480 --> 01:17:15,480 Yeah. 2291 01:17:15,480 --> 01:17:19,480 Okay, watching this drug dream sequence with Timberlake singing 2292 01:17:19,480 --> 01:17:21,480 makes me wonder if he paid someone to bury this movie. 2293 01:17:21,480 --> 01:17:23,480 I loved the killer scene. 2294 01:17:23,480 --> 01:17:25,480 I love it. 2295 01:17:25,480 --> 01:17:27,480 And now that you know the backstory of why that song is important. 2296 01:17:27,480 --> 01:17:29,480 And he did so good. 2297 01:17:29,480 --> 01:17:31,480 What a great... 2298 01:17:31,480 --> 01:17:33,480 He didn't sing it either. 2299 01:17:33,480 --> 01:17:35,480 Which I like. 2300 01:17:35,480 --> 01:17:37,480 They kept the killer singing it. 2301 01:17:37,480 --> 01:17:39,480 Which is a good call. 2302 01:17:39,480 --> 01:17:41,480 But you just didn't like the makeup. 2303 01:17:41,480 --> 01:17:43,480 Mostly on him the makeup was my problem. 2304 01:17:43,480 --> 01:17:45,480 No, his performance was good for what it was. 2305 01:17:45,480 --> 01:17:47,480 Why is everyone eating Cheetos? 2306 01:17:47,480 --> 01:17:49,480 Cheetos are good. 2307 01:17:49,480 --> 01:17:51,480 Kevin Smith. 2308 01:17:51,480 --> 01:17:53,480 Kevin Smith. 2309 01:17:53,480 --> 01:17:55,480 Three exclamation marks. Now that's some good makeup. 2310 01:17:55,480 --> 01:17:57,480 I didn't know it was him. 2311 01:17:57,480 --> 01:17:59,480 I didn't even notice it until... 2312 01:17:59,480 --> 01:18:01,480 When he smiled. 2313 01:18:01,480 --> 01:18:03,480 You want to know what it was for me? 2314 01:18:03,480 --> 01:18:05,480 He said to somebody, 2315 01:18:05,480 --> 01:18:07,480 I said put down the gun sir. 2316 01:18:07,480 --> 01:18:09,480 When he added that little sir at the end. 2317 01:18:09,480 --> 01:18:11,480 That's such a Kevin Smith. 2318 01:18:11,480 --> 01:18:13,480 He calls me sir. 2319 01:18:13,480 --> 01:18:15,480 He does that little thing at the end of all this. 2320 01:18:15,480 --> 01:18:17,480 I think they just can't stop him from saying 2321 01:18:17,480 --> 01:18:19,480 or let him or wanted him to do it. 2322 01:18:19,480 --> 01:18:21,480 As soon as I heard the voice I went to somebody. 2323 01:18:21,480 --> 01:18:23,480 Who is that? 2324 01:18:23,480 --> 01:18:25,480 He's buried down there. 2325 01:18:25,480 --> 01:18:27,480 I don't know. I recognize him sort of. 2326 01:18:27,480 --> 01:18:29,480 But I don't know who it is. 2327 01:18:29,480 --> 01:18:31,480 I recognize Kevin Smith's voice. 2328 01:18:31,480 --> 01:18:33,480 And then he smiled like he was half smiley. 2329 01:18:33,480 --> 01:18:35,480 I was like that's Kevin Smith. 2330 01:18:35,480 --> 01:18:39,480 Can anyone actually explain why Byling is famous? 2331 01:18:39,480 --> 01:18:41,480 These are just notes in order. 2332 01:18:41,480 --> 01:18:45,480 Says the guy who tried to conspire to get cranked too. 2333 01:18:45,480 --> 01:18:49,480 And she's definitely the main bad guy in that. 2334 01:18:49,480 --> 01:18:51,480 Alright continue. 2335 01:18:51,480 --> 01:18:53,480 You wouldn't be saying at the end of prank two 2336 01:18:53,480 --> 01:18:55,480 how is Byling a star? 2337 01:18:55,480 --> 01:18:57,480 You'd be saying what a great choice I made. 2338 01:18:57,480 --> 01:18:59,480 And you'd be talking about you. 2339 01:18:59,480 --> 01:19:03,480 We said my wife and I were discussing this movie way after. 2340 01:19:03,480 --> 01:19:05,480 It was a couple hours after. 2341 01:19:05,480 --> 01:19:07,480 We were in bed discussing this movie. 2342 01:19:07,480 --> 01:19:11,480 Talking about how that body type is not appealing to most guys I know. 2343 01:19:11,480 --> 01:19:15,480 I don't know guys who find her really attractive. 2344 01:19:15,480 --> 01:19:17,480 She's exotic. 2345 01:19:17,480 --> 01:19:23,480 Why are you talking about Byling's naked body in bed with your wife? 2346 01:19:23,480 --> 01:19:25,480 That's when you're supposed to talk about your wife's naked body. 2347 01:19:25,480 --> 01:19:27,480 I actually was. 2348 01:19:27,480 --> 01:19:29,480 Oh that's even worse. 2349 01:19:29,480 --> 01:19:33,480 Honey I love your naked body but let's talk about Byling for a second. 2350 01:19:33,480 --> 01:19:35,480 That context. 2351 01:19:35,480 --> 01:19:37,480 That slithery little sneaky body. 2352 01:19:37,480 --> 01:19:39,480 It's so obvious. Yeah. 2353 01:19:39,480 --> 01:19:41,480 No guy wants that. 2354 01:19:41,480 --> 01:19:43,480 What? 2355 01:19:43,480 --> 01:19:45,480 You don't want that. 2356 01:19:45,480 --> 01:19:47,480 I've known your girlfriends you don't want that. 2357 01:19:47,480 --> 01:19:49,480 That's not what you want in real life. 2358 01:19:49,480 --> 01:19:51,480 No one wants that in real life. 2359 01:19:51,480 --> 01:19:53,480 Nobody wants to get elbowed by that. 2360 01:19:53,480 --> 01:19:55,480 We're not getting into anything. 2361 01:19:55,480 --> 01:19:59,480 No one wants us to get elbowed by that in real life. 2362 01:19:59,480 --> 01:20:01,480 I thought she was hot as fuck in this movie. 2363 01:20:01,480 --> 01:20:03,480 Objectively she looks like a model. 2364 01:20:03,480 --> 01:20:05,480 She slithered all over. 2365 01:20:05,480 --> 01:20:09,480 She looked like she was wrapping herself around the body like a snake. 2366 01:20:09,480 --> 01:20:11,480 It was awesome. 2367 01:20:11,480 --> 01:20:13,480 Given the choice. 2368 01:20:13,480 --> 01:20:19,480 90 out of 100 men will choose a Sydney Sweeney over a Byling. 2369 01:20:19,480 --> 01:20:23,480 I don't even know who Sydney Sweeney is. 2370 01:20:23,480 --> 01:20:25,480 You don't know who Sydney Sweeney is. 2371 01:20:25,480 --> 01:20:27,480 I'll look her up. 2372 01:20:27,480 --> 01:20:29,480 Let's see who I'd rather I guess. 2373 01:20:29,480 --> 01:20:31,480 Who'd you rather? 2374 01:20:31,480 --> 01:20:35,480 Sydney Sweeney? 2375 01:20:35,480 --> 01:20:37,480 I think that's her name. 2376 01:20:37,480 --> 01:20:39,480 Another very thin. 2377 01:20:39,480 --> 01:20:41,480 She's not thin at all. 2378 01:20:41,480 --> 01:20:43,480 She's not thin at all? 2379 01:20:43,480 --> 01:20:45,480 Not really. 2380 01:20:45,480 --> 01:20:47,480 She probably weighs 70 pounds more than Byling. 2381 01:20:47,480 --> 01:20:49,480 That doesn't make her not thin. 2382 01:20:49,480 --> 01:20:51,480 She's normal sized. 2383 01:20:51,480 --> 01:20:55,480 If you look at her arms they don't look like sticks. 2384 01:20:55,480 --> 01:20:57,480 This is not a normal looking woman. 2385 01:20:57,480 --> 01:20:59,480 This is someone who is a Hollywood standard very thin probably. 2386 01:20:59,480 --> 01:21:05,480 I'm saying she's thin compared to real world standard. 2387 01:21:05,480 --> 01:21:07,480 She's not bony. 2388 01:21:07,480 --> 01:21:09,480 She looks like a person. 2389 01:21:09,480 --> 01:21:11,480 I don't want to objectify anyone. 2390 01:21:11,480 --> 01:21:13,480 She's beautiful. 2391 01:21:13,480 --> 01:21:15,480 All women are beautiful. 2392 01:21:15,480 --> 01:21:17,480 Welcome to woke. 2393 01:21:17,480 --> 01:21:19,480 My next note. 2394 01:21:19,480 --> 01:21:21,480 You're going to get me. 2395 01:21:21,480 --> 01:21:27,480 I'm going to delete something for the first time in episodes after not even deleting anything face said. 2396 01:21:27,480 --> 01:21:29,480 How about this one? 2397 01:21:29,480 --> 01:21:31,480 How about reassuring that no one rides a cock like Krista now? 2398 01:21:31,480 --> 01:21:35,480 They keep reassuring you of that throughout this movie. 2399 01:21:35,480 --> 01:21:37,480 Nobody rocks a cock like Krista now. 2400 01:21:37,480 --> 01:21:39,480 Nobody. 2401 01:21:39,480 --> 01:21:41,480 They really rock it. 2402 01:21:41,480 --> 01:21:43,480 That's one of the last things that people hear before they die. 2403 01:21:43,480 --> 01:21:45,480 On the end of that super blip. 2404 01:21:45,480 --> 01:21:47,480 But that's only in the theatrical cut. 2405 01:21:47,480 --> 01:21:49,480 Because in the con cut. 2406 01:21:49,480 --> 01:21:51,480 It's Byling comes out. 2407 01:21:51,480 --> 01:21:55,480 And she says the world's going to end not with a whimper but with a bang. 2408 01:21:55,480 --> 01:21:57,480 And then there's nothing about Krista now. 2409 01:21:57,480 --> 01:21:59,480 Oh really? 2410 01:21:59,480 --> 01:22:01,480 It's not in there at all? 2411 01:22:01,480 --> 01:22:03,480 No. 2412 01:22:03,480 --> 01:22:05,480 The voice, the megaphone, whatever. 2413 01:22:05,480 --> 01:22:07,480 The megaphone. 2414 01:22:07,480 --> 01:22:09,480 That's like the last scene of the movie though. 2415 01:22:09,480 --> 01:22:11,480 It's insane. 2416 01:22:11,480 --> 01:22:13,480 So. 2417 01:22:13,480 --> 01:22:15,480 My notes are disjointed because the movie is. 2418 01:22:15,480 --> 01:22:17,480 That was my point. 2419 01:22:17,480 --> 01:22:19,480 Without having the book backstory. 2420 01:22:19,480 --> 01:22:21,480 A lot of that makes a lot more sense now. 2421 01:22:21,480 --> 01:22:23,480 Other than the little people thing. 2422 01:22:23,480 --> 01:22:25,480 I still don't get it. 2423 01:22:25,480 --> 01:22:27,480 I don't get the segregation of the little people. 2424 01:22:27,480 --> 01:22:29,480 I understand that you think they should be segregated. 2425 01:22:29,480 --> 01:22:31,480 Economics. 2426 01:22:31,480 --> 01:22:33,480 Right. Economically it makes more sense to you. 2427 01:22:33,480 --> 01:22:35,480 I understand. 2428 01:22:35,480 --> 01:22:37,480 Stop saying I would want to segregate them. 2429 01:22:37,480 --> 01:22:39,480 I'm just repeating you. 2430 01:22:39,480 --> 01:22:41,480 I'm just repeating what you said. 2431 01:22:41,480 --> 01:22:43,480 I'm just saying. 2432 01:22:43,480 --> 01:22:45,480 They would be just happier. 2433 01:22:45,480 --> 01:22:47,480 In their own little. 2434 01:22:47,480 --> 01:22:49,480 World. 2435 01:22:49,480 --> 01:22:51,480 Have you ever seen this show, An Idiot Abroad? 2436 01:22:51,480 --> 01:22:53,480 Yes. 2437 01:22:53,480 --> 01:22:55,480 It makes me think of season 3. 2438 01:22:55,480 --> 01:22:57,480 They make him travel with Warwick Davis. 2439 01:22:57,480 --> 01:22:59,480 Hell yeah. 2440 01:22:59,480 --> 01:23:01,480 And he goes to Russia. 2441 01:23:01,480 --> 01:23:03,480 And he finds this like. 2442 01:23:03,480 --> 01:23:05,480 No, that was a different season. 2443 01:23:05,480 --> 01:23:07,480 He goes to Russia and he finds this village of little people. 2444 01:23:07,480 --> 01:23:09,480 With little houses. 2445 01:23:09,480 --> 01:23:11,480 It shows and stuff. 2446 01:23:11,480 --> 01:23:13,480 And he calls Warwick Davis and he's like you'd love it here. 2447 01:23:13,480 --> 01:23:15,480 You're king. 2448 01:23:15,480 --> 01:23:17,480 How do you not understand that they're capitalizing on these people? 2449 01:23:17,480 --> 01:23:19,480 They're all happy. 2450 01:23:19,480 --> 01:23:21,480 Exactly. 2451 01:23:21,480 --> 01:23:23,480 Just because they're happy slaves. 2452 01:23:23,480 --> 01:23:25,480 I bet they're happy. 2453 01:23:25,480 --> 01:23:27,480 Grumpy. 2454 01:23:27,480 --> 01:23:29,480 I bet they're dogs. 2455 01:23:29,480 --> 01:23:31,480 They're sleepies. 2456 01:23:31,480 --> 01:23:33,480 Speaking about the depth of this movie and how it goes. 2457 01:23:33,480 --> 01:23:35,480 I wish I would have bought it so I could see some of these things twice. 2458 01:23:35,480 --> 01:23:37,480 Because there's so much background stuff. 2459 01:23:37,480 --> 01:23:39,480 This movie made us think of The Matrix even. 2460 01:23:39,480 --> 01:23:41,480 I'm sure there's a special edition. 2461 01:23:41,480 --> 01:23:43,480 We were talking about how the. 2462 01:23:43,480 --> 01:23:45,480 I wish they actually would make those first three novels into a prequel. 2463 01:23:45,480 --> 01:23:47,480 And actually make them into a movie. 2464 01:23:47,480 --> 01:23:49,480 Into a prequel? 2465 01:23:49,480 --> 01:23:51,480 An actual prequel though? 2466 01:23:51,480 --> 01:23:53,480 That would be great. 2467 01:23:53,480 --> 01:23:55,480 Because it would explain so much. 2468 01:23:55,480 --> 01:23:57,480 There's just so much happening in this movie. 2469 01:23:57,480 --> 01:23:59,480 She was barely in this Genie and Raffalo. 2470 01:23:59,480 --> 01:24:01,480 That's what the arc. 2471 01:24:01,480 --> 01:24:03,480 Oh. 2472 01:24:03,480 --> 01:24:05,480 So I thought. 2473 01:24:05,480 --> 01:24:07,480 Here's a line from the comic. 2474 01:24:07,480 --> 01:24:09,480 This is I think Robert Frost. 2475 01:24:09,480 --> 01:24:11,480 The one running for. 2476 01:24:11,480 --> 01:24:13,480 The Lord works in mysterious ways Dr. Lau. 2477 01:24:13,480 --> 01:24:15,480 As Christians we have God on our side. 2478 01:24:15,480 --> 01:24:17,480 And we have the power to see the light. 2479 01:24:17,480 --> 01:24:19,480 And we have the power to have faith in God. 2480 01:24:19,480 --> 01:24:21,480 And we have the power to have faith in Jesus. 2481 01:24:21,480 --> 01:24:23,480 And we have the power to have faith in Jesus. 2482 01:24:23,480 --> 01:24:25,480 And we have the power to have faith in Jesus. 2483 01:24:25,480 --> 01:24:27,480 And they believe that we have faith in Jesus. 2484 01:24:27,480 --> 01:24:29,480 And they believe that when we believe in Jesus. 2485 01:24:29,480 --> 01:24:31,480 We see the light and they will accept Christ into their hearts. 2486 01:24:31,480 --> 01:24:33,480 Which brings us to the subject of the MEGA churches. 2487 01:24:33,480 --> 01:24:35,480 The Pentagon has representatives from each MEGA church. 2488 01:24:35,480 --> 01:24:37,480 Boarding in MEGA zeppelins. 2489 01:24:37,480 --> 01:24:39,480 They are traveling to nations across the world. 2490 01:24:39,480 --> 01:24:41,480 In hope of converting as many human beings to Christianity as possible. 2491 01:24:41,480 --> 01:24:43,480 That is correct. 2492 01:24:43,480 --> 01:24:44,720 finally over praise Jesus. 2493 01:24:44,720 --> 01:24:47,560 So this is setting up the antichrist. 2494 01:24:47,560 --> 01:24:52,560 So frost is the antichrist, I believe. 2495 01:24:52,560 --> 01:24:53,960 You think frost is the antichrist? 2496 01:24:53,960 --> 01:24:54,780 No, that's what I'm saying. 2497 01:24:54,780 --> 01:24:56,720 This right here, this praise Jesus, 2498 01:24:56,720 --> 01:25:00,000 he's, so the world ends. 2499 01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:00,840 Yeah. 2500 01:25:00,840 --> 01:25:01,680 We get that. 2501 01:25:01,680 --> 01:25:02,500 The world ends. 2502 01:25:02,500 --> 01:25:03,340 Sort of. 2503 01:25:03,340 --> 01:25:06,080 They don't show everything happening, 2504 01:25:06,080 --> 01:25:07,680 but they tell you it's gonna. 2505 01:25:07,680 --> 01:25:08,520 But they, yeah. 2506 01:25:08,520 --> 01:25:12,600 And so, well, yeah, the fourth dimension breaks or whatever. 2507 01:25:12,600 --> 01:25:16,640 So I think that he's the herald that brings it in or whatever. 2508 01:25:19,720 --> 01:25:22,520 These were some stills I took from the comic books. 2509 01:25:22,520 --> 01:25:23,360 That I. 2510 01:25:23,360 --> 01:25:24,840 Oh, they were in the comic books? 2511 01:25:24,840 --> 01:25:25,680 Yeah. 2512 01:25:25,680 --> 01:25:27,640 So they used actual photos from the movie. 2513 01:25:27,640 --> 01:25:31,560 Well, at the end of the comics, there's like fun little, 2514 01:25:31,560 --> 01:25:33,680 here's her now energy drink. 2515 01:25:33,680 --> 01:25:34,520 Yeah. 2516 01:25:34,520 --> 01:25:37,800 One can, 250, six pack for 11.95. 2517 01:25:37,800 --> 01:25:38,640 Wait. 2518 01:25:39,520 --> 01:25:40,340 That works. 2519 01:25:40,340 --> 01:25:41,180 Does it? 2520 01:25:41,180 --> 01:25:42,020 Yeah. 2521 01:25:42,020 --> 01:25:44,880 Three, six, nine. 2522 01:25:44,880 --> 01:25:47,240 No, no, it should be $9. 2523 01:25:47,240 --> 01:25:48,760 Six times two is 12. 2524 01:25:49,920 --> 01:25:51,120 Yeah, you're right. 2525 01:25:51,120 --> 01:25:53,880 It's not that hard to do. 2526 01:25:53,880 --> 01:25:55,640 Just do the first digits, all you gotta do, 2527 01:25:55,640 --> 01:25:56,480 they're all the way, get rid of the 15s. 2528 01:25:56,480 --> 01:25:57,800 Well, it's 15s, but still cheap. 2529 01:25:57,800 --> 01:25:59,240 Six of them. 2530 01:25:59,240 --> 01:26:02,080 Because two times 250 is five bucks. 2531 01:26:02,080 --> 01:26:03,360 Yeah, so it's wrong. 2532 01:26:03,360 --> 01:26:04,440 No, it's cheaper. 2533 01:26:04,440 --> 01:26:05,640 It's cheaper to buy a six pack. 2534 01:26:05,640 --> 01:26:06,480 Yeah, it makes sense. 2535 01:26:06,480 --> 01:26:07,300 Just like in real life. 2536 01:26:07,300 --> 01:26:08,200 Yeah. 2537 01:26:08,200 --> 01:26:10,240 Look, I was looking at the wrong number. 2538 01:26:10,240 --> 01:26:13,400 Oh, they have a whole, like, they tell you how the, 2539 01:26:13,400 --> 01:26:16,640 how it works, how the whole setup is. 2540 01:26:16,640 --> 01:26:17,480 I'm fucking high. 2541 01:26:17,480 --> 01:26:18,920 Government. 2542 01:26:18,920 --> 01:26:23,000 Yeah, so he was a UP2, local police, fire ambulance, 2543 01:26:23,000 --> 01:26:24,800 DWI spotters, Minutemen. 2544 01:26:24,800 --> 01:26:25,640 They're spotters? 2545 01:26:25,640 --> 01:26:26,640 Minutemen. 2546 01:26:26,640 --> 01:26:27,480 Yeah. 2547 01:26:27,480 --> 01:26:28,800 Ooh, Marvel. Marvel. 2548 01:26:28,800 --> 01:26:30,120 Marvel. What? 2549 01:26:30,120 --> 01:26:35,120 A UP3 is a elite security unit, sniper's nest guild, 2550 01:26:35,120 --> 01:26:40,120 so that must have been Pilot Aveline. 2551 01:26:40,920 --> 01:26:43,320 Four is a bunch of shit we don't know, 2552 01:26:43,320 --> 01:26:45,480 and then classified for director's eyes only for five. 2553 01:26:45,480 --> 01:26:48,440 I was trying to see if there was FBI's in four. 2554 01:26:48,440 --> 01:26:49,640 Yeah. 2555 01:26:49,640 --> 01:26:54,640 ATF, C-I-A-I-O, which I think is chow? 2556 01:26:54,840 --> 01:26:55,880 Chow. 2557 01:26:55,880 --> 01:26:56,720 Chow. 2558 01:26:56,720 --> 01:26:58,520 ATF's a division of the FBI. 2559 01:26:58,520 --> 01:26:59,360 Yeah. 2560 01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:02,640 Yeah. 2561 01:27:02,640 --> 01:27:03,480 So. 2562 01:27:03,480 --> 01:27:05,320 You know what UPU stands for? 2563 01:27:05,320 --> 01:27:06,160 No. 2564 01:27:06,160 --> 01:27:06,980 No, what does it say? 2565 01:27:06,980 --> 01:27:07,820 I don't know. 2566 01:27:07,820 --> 01:27:09,600 Urban Pacification Unit. 2567 01:27:09,600 --> 01:27:11,120 Oh, pacification, there you go. 2568 01:27:11,120 --> 01:27:11,960 Oh, hell yeah. 2569 01:27:11,960 --> 01:27:12,800 All right. 2570 01:27:14,760 --> 01:27:15,600 It doesn't show. 2571 01:27:15,600 --> 01:27:17,480 No, there's a whole world built here for sure. 2572 01:27:17,480 --> 01:27:18,320 Yeah. 2573 01:27:18,320 --> 01:27:20,320 No, it's definitely detailed. 2574 01:27:22,200 --> 01:27:25,720 Look, it's, it's, it's twisty, it's, it's, you know. 2575 01:27:25,720 --> 01:27:28,360 It blows my mind how this movie didn't make more money. 2576 01:27:29,720 --> 01:27:33,040 But at the same time, without those comic books. 2577 01:27:33,040 --> 01:27:34,760 Yeah, I think with the com, 2578 01:27:34,760 --> 01:27:37,040 with you explaining the backstory of the comics, 2579 01:27:37,040 --> 01:27:39,040 it definitely makes it more understandable. 2580 01:27:39,040 --> 01:27:39,880 Yeah. 2581 01:27:39,880 --> 01:27:41,680 Just watching it without any of that, 2582 01:27:41,680 --> 01:27:43,080 you're kind of, you're kind of lost. 2583 01:27:43,080 --> 01:27:44,680 You're kind of just kind of like, well, it's a lot, 2584 01:27:44,680 --> 01:27:47,200 say kid, it kind of, it almost feels like days 2585 01:27:47,200 --> 01:27:48,720 of our lives on crack. 2586 01:27:48,720 --> 01:27:51,800 Like, it just keeps getting more dramatic, 2587 01:27:51,800 --> 01:27:53,000 more dramatic things happen. 2588 01:27:53,000 --> 01:27:55,080 There was that scene when they were like revealing stuff 2589 01:27:55,080 --> 01:27:57,200 and there was lightning cracking in the background. 2590 01:27:57,200 --> 01:27:58,040 Oh yeah. 2591 01:27:58,040 --> 01:27:59,040 That was just silly, you know? 2592 01:27:59,040 --> 01:28:04,040 Yeah, the fight between the neo-Marxist chick, 2593 01:28:04,400 --> 01:28:05,600 sort of the leader of the movement, 2594 01:28:05,600 --> 01:28:08,200 the real leader of the violent one who was dating, 2595 01:28:09,240 --> 01:28:10,440 what's his face? 2596 01:28:10,440 --> 01:28:12,360 We keep talking about him. 2597 01:28:12,360 --> 01:28:13,200 John Lovitz. 2598 01:28:13,200 --> 01:28:14,040 Yeah. Oh, John Lovitz. 2599 01:28:14,040 --> 01:28:19,120 So she, I think her kicking that one dude's ass 2600 01:28:19,120 --> 01:28:22,080 in the car was the most unbelievable thing. 2601 01:28:22,080 --> 01:28:23,440 That's silly. 2602 01:28:23,440 --> 01:28:25,320 I think that she couldn't have done that. 2603 01:28:25,320 --> 01:28:27,080 I feel like he was a, 2604 01:28:27,080 --> 01:28:29,360 I don't know, the tazer of the balls in the restaurant 2605 01:28:29,360 --> 01:28:30,520 was pretty unbelievable. 2606 01:28:30,520 --> 01:28:31,360 That was funny. 2607 01:28:31,360 --> 01:28:32,200 Oh, that was pretty good. 2608 01:28:32,200 --> 01:28:34,600 No, he would have been out of the chair on the ground. 2609 01:28:34,600 --> 01:28:37,160 It's not, it was, it was, it was a good scene. 2610 01:28:37,160 --> 01:28:38,480 I'm not saying that, I'm just saying what you said, 2611 01:28:38,480 --> 01:28:39,480 unbelievable. 2612 01:28:39,480 --> 01:28:41,640 That would not be how it went down. 2613 01:28:41,640 --> 01:28:43,480 She could repeatedly tazer you with the balls 2614 01:28:43,480 --> 01:28:45,280 and you just sit there and take it. 2615 01:28:46,600 --> 01:28:49,200 Unless you got some steel balls that I don't know about. 2616 01:28:49,200 --> 01:28:50,960 You ain't sitting there taking that. 2617 01:28:50,960 --> 01:28:52,840 Okay. Well, I did put it was dumb. 2618 01:28:52,840 --> 01:28:55,080 I think, well, steel and electricity, that probably- 2619 01:28:55,080 --> 01:28:57,000 Yeah, it would be even worse, maybe. 2620 01:28:57,000 --> 01:28:58,440 The which one? 2621 01:28:58,440 --> 01:28:59,440 The steel balls. 2622 01:28:59,440 --> 01:29:00,280 Yeah, exactly. 2623 01:29:00,280 --> 01:29:01,120 Yeah. 2624 01:29:01,120 --> 01:29:02,840 His pants would catch on fire. 2625 01:29:05,400 --> 01:29:06,800 There's a lot of that kind of silliness, 2626 01:29:06,800 --> 01:29:08,600 over the top type stuff. 2627 01:29:08,600 --> 01:29:09,760 But that's okay in a movie. 2628 01:29:09,760 --> 01:29:11,400 That's what, I like that stuff. 2629 01:29:11,400 --> 01:29:13,920 Because he also, another thing is, 2630 01:29:13,920 --> 01:29:17,200 is that he started to think that he's the main character 2631 01:29:17,200 --> 01:29:19,320 of the script that she wrote. 2632 01:29:19,320 --> 01:29:21,840 He thinks he's Jericho Cain, right? 2633 01:29:21,840 --> 01:29:23,920 Like he knows he's boxer Santeros. 2634 01:29:23,920 --> 01:29:26,160 Yes, but he thinks he's Jericho Cain. 2635 01:29:26,160 --> 01:29:29,680 And everyone's telling him that he's just a movie star 2636 01:29:29,680 --> 01:29:30,640 with amnesia or whatever. 2637 01:29:30,640 --> 01:29:31,480 Like it's a weird- 2638 01:29:31,480 --> 01:29:33,520 Not this action, not really this action. 2639 01:29:33,520 --> 01:29:35,240 Yeah, but then he's also wrote this, 2640 01:29:35,240 --> 01:29:37,000 he's helped writing the script, helped producing. 2641 01:29:37,000 --> 01:29:38,880 It's like, I don't know, it's such a weird fucking- 2642 01:29:38,880 --> 01:29:40,680 It's other people calling him Jericho Cain. 2643 01:29:40,680 --> 01:29:41,520 Yeah. 2644 01:29:41,520 --> 01:29:43,000 Exactly, that one shit calling him. 2645 01:29:43,000 --> 01:29:44,320 Yeah, exactly, her calling him says- 2646 01:29:44,320 --> 01:29:45,640 But that's what happens to him in real life. 2647 01:29:45,640 --> 01:29:47,000 You see him in the street, everyone goes, 2648 01:29:47,000 --> 01:29:48,840 oh, Rock, it's the Rock. 2649 01:29:48,840 --> 01:29:50,680 That's his character, that's not him. 2650 01:29:50,680 --> 01:29:52,560 Take your pants off and let me suck your dick 2651 01:29:52,560 --> 01:29:54,400 while I blow my brains out. 2652 01:29:54,400 --> 01:29:55,240 There's a- 2653 01:29:55,240 --> 01:29:56,080 At one point- 2654 01:29:56,080 --> 01:29:58,720 What if that was taken from real life for the Rock, maybe. 2655 01:29:58,720 --> 01:30:01,240 There's a few other movies that had like bad receptions 2656 01:30:01,240 --> 01:30:03,800 at the con festival. 2657 01:30:03,800 --> 01:30:04,640 No, just in total- 2658 01:30:04,640 --> 01:30:05,480 The 2006 one? 2659 01:30:05,480 --> 01:30:08,240 No, no, I mean just in like total of how it's been going on. 2660 01:30:08,240 --> 01:30:11,200 Some notable ones are Taxi Driver, 1976. 2661 01:30:11,200 --> 01:30:12,600 Ooh. 2662 01:30:12,600 --> 01:30:14,920 Other one, Pulp Fiction, 1994. 2663 01:30:14,920 --> 01:30:15,760 Oh, wow. 2664 01:30:15,760 --> 01:30:16,600 And then- 2665 01:30:16,600 --> 01:30:18,320 But both had commercial success. 2666 01:30:18,320 --> 01:30:20,200 And Glorious Bastards in 2009. 2667 01:30:20,200 --> 01:30:21,480 Oh, some commercial success. 2668 01:30:21,480 --> 01:30:22,920 Okay, wait. 2669 01:30:22,920 --> 01:30:25,480 Who the fuck watched Inglourious Bastards 2670 01:30:25,480 --> 01:30:26,320 at the film festival? 2671 01:30:26,320 --> 01:30:27,720 They said these are notable, 2672 01:30:27,720 --> 01:30:30,680 Bood Up Cane, they're cons. 2673 01:30:30,680 --> 01:30:31,520 Yeah. 2674 01:30:31,520 --> 01:30:32,360 Bood! 2675 01:30:32,360 --> 01:30:34,000 Yeah, they got Bood, just like this movie. 2676 01:30:34,000 --> 01:30:35,560 Because a lot of times the cons of movies 2677 01:30:35,560 --> 01:30:37,560 have too much violence, they get booed. 2678 01:30:37,560 --> 01:30:38,400 Yeah, they want more- 2679 01:30:38,400 --> 01:30:41,440 They like art house films a lot more at cons. 2680 01:30:41,440 --> 01:30:42,280 Cane. 2681 01:30:42,280 --> 01:30:44,320 At Cane, I guess it would be. 2682 01:30:44,320 --> 01:30:47,240 Well, those also won, like, 2683 01:30:47,240 --> 01:30:49,560 two of them won awards at Palm Dior. 2684 01:30:49,560 --> 01:30:50,560 Right. 2685 01:30:50,560 --> 01:30:51,880 Different festivals. 2686 01:30:51,880 --> 01:30:53,240 Yeah, different festivals, they won like, 2687 01:30:53,240 --> 01:30:55,800 Taxi Driver won, Palm Dior, 2688 01:30:55,800 --> 01:30:58,160 and then so was Pulp Fiction. 2689 01:30:58,160 --> 01:30:59,960 And Glorious Bastards did not win there. 2690 01:30:59,960 --> 01:31:01,640 What did this win? 2691 01:31:01,640 --> 01:31:02,480 A Razzie, probably. 2692 01:31:02,480 --> 01:31:03,320 A Razzie. 2693 01:31:03,320 --> 01:31:04,160 A Razzie. 2694 01:31:04,160 --> 01:31:06,960 It had a killer fucking soundtrack. 2695 01:31:06,960 --> 01:31:07,800 Let's get into it. 2696 01:31:07,800 --> 01:31:09,880 Wave Immutilation by the Pixies. 2697 01:31:09,880 --> 01:31:13,520 We had, what else? 2698 01:31:15,760 --> 01:31:18,440 I mean, oh, The Star-Spangled Banner 2699 01:31:18,440 --> 01:31:20,040 by Rebecca Del Rio. 2700 01:31:20,040 --> 01:31:24,200 And the section quartet was actually pretty good. 2701 01:31:25,120 --> 01:31:27,240 It was a weird rendition, but I liked it. 2702 01:31:27,240 --> 01:31:28,480 But how does Justin Timberlake 2703 01:31:28,480 --> 01:31:31,080 not get a song on the soundtrack at all? 2704 01:31:31,080 --> 01:31:31,920 Isn't that strange? 2705 01:31:31,920 --> 01:31:32,760 Well, because I think at the time he- 2706 01:31:32,760 --> 01:31:34,880 And Sarah Michelle Gellar does? 2707 01:31:34,880 --> 01:31:36,920 Is she on here? 2708 01:31:36,920 --> 01:31:37,760 Yeah. 2709 01:31:37,760 --> 01:31:39,920 Oh, teen horniness is not a crime, 2710 01:31:39,920 --> 01:31:41,320 she actually sung that. 2711 01:31:41,320 --> 01:31:42,160 Yeah. 2712 01:31:42,160 --> 01:31:43,400 Oh, what an interesting name 2713 01:31:43,400 --> 01:31:46,720 for what I'm assuming is a real porn star, Clark Kent. 2714 01:31:46,720 --> 01:31:47,560 Clark Kent. 2715 01:31:47,560 --> 01:31:51,800 Holy shit, is that a real person? 2716 01:31:51,800 --> 01:31:53,080 Oh no, that's a, yeah. 2717 01:31:53,080 --> 01:31:53,920 Musical artist. 2718 01:31:53,920 --> 01:31:57,000 No, okay, so AI thinks I'm asking about Clark Kent, 2719 01:31:57,000 --> 01:31:59,280 but I'm looking at Clark Kent on SoundCloud 2720 01:31:59,280 --> 01:32:00,560 as a musical artist. 2721 01:32:01,400 --> 01:32:03,080 I mean, yeah, you've never heard of this motherfucker 2722 01:32:03,080 --> 01:32:03,920 before today. 2723 01:32:03,920 --> 01:32:04,760 Look at his thing. 2724 01:32:06,160 --> 01:32:07,400 Oh, he leans into it. 2725 01:32:07,400 --> 01:32:09,360 Yeah, he leans in. 2726 01:32:09,360 --> 01:32:10,600 All right, everybody, ladies and gentlemen, 2727 01:32:10,600 --> 01:32:15,600 here is a small little bit of Clark Kent's piano bar. 2728 01:32:15,600 --> 01:32:20,600 Three seconds is what you get because of copyright. 2729 01:32:21,160 --> 01:32:23,160 Here's a little bit more of Clark Kent. 2730 01:32:26,080 --> 01:32:29,320 I have an idea of what the next one is gonna sound. 2731 01:32:29,320 --> 01:32:32,760 If I know me some Clark Kent, when I press play, 2732 01:32:32,760 --> 01:32:34,360 this one's gonna be a little bit of. 2733 01:32:39,400 --> 01:32:40,560 Let's do a different one. 2734 01:32:42,120 --> 01:32:43,120 Oh, Gum Road. 2735 01:32:43,120 --> 01:32:43,960 This one's classic, 2736 01:32:43,960 --> 01:32:46,200 but when this one starts out, it's a little bit of. 2737 01:32:46,200 --> 01:32:47,920 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. 2738 01:32:47,920 --> 01:32:52,640 Let's do the one below it. 2739 01:32:52,640 --> 01:32:53,760 Oh, wait. 2740 01:32:53,760 --> 01:32:54,960 Oh no, I don't know. 2741 01:32:54,960 --> 01:32:56,160 Techno Bible. 2742 01:32:56,160 --> 01:32:57,960 Oh, Techno Bible's a little bit of. 2743 01:33:01,480 --> 01:33:02,320 Oh shit. 2744 01:33:02,320 --> 01:33:04,160 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. 2745 01:33:05,840 --> 01:33:06,840 Fuck yeah. 2746 01:33:07,720 --> 01:33:09,680 Fuck yeah, dude. 2747 01:33:09,680 --> 01:33:11,280 All right, I can't do anymore. 2748 01:33:11,280 --> 01:33:14,600 Dude, I can't fuck that one up. 2749 01:33:14,600 --> 01:33:16,020 That was so good. 2750 01:33:20,120 --> 01:33:21,280 Thank you, Clark Kent. 2751 01:33:23,880 --> 01:33:26,560 I didn't know you were so familiar with his music. 2752 01:33:26,560 --> 01:33:27,760 I'm precognitive. 2753 01:33:27,760 --> 01:33:28,800 I got into a plane, 2754 01:33:28,800 --> 01:33:31,800 got on a plane and some shit happened. 2755 01:33:31,800 --> 01:33:33,920 I'm a porn star and I got an energy drink. 2756 01:33:33,920 --> 01:33:36,480 You jacked it yourself with some liquid karma. 2757 01:33:36,480 --> 01:33:38,160 Liquid karma, yeah. 2758 01:33:38,160 --> 01:33:40,240 And the whole thing about the liquid karma's interesting 2759 01:33:40,240 --> 01:33:43,200 because I know that they said that the power plant 2760 01:33:43,200 --> 01:33:45,600 or whatever was powered by the perpetual motion 2761 01:33:45,600 --> 01:33:47,120 of the tides of the ocean. 2762 01:33:47,120 --> 01:33:48,960 They were actually pulling stuff out 2763 01:33:48,960 --> 01:33:50,600 from the core of the earth. 2764 01:33:50,600 --> 01:33:54,280 They called it the serpent, like the serpent something 2765 01:33:54,280 --> 01:33:56,960 and they showed it like a pipeline wrapping 2766 01:33:56,960 --> 01:33:58,240 around the core going to the other end. 2767 01:33:58,240 --> 01:33:59,800 It almost looks like a serpent. 2768 01:33:59,800 --> 01:34:01,360 I don't know if that's just an artist rendition 2769 01:34:01,360 --> 01:34:02,440 of what they think it is 2770 01:34:02,440 --> 01:34:06,060 or if they found there's just a vein of this like, 2771 01:34:06,060 --> 01:34:08,520 this liquid karma that they're pumping out of the ground 2772 01:34:08,520 --> 01:34:10,000 and then that's what that red stuff is 2773 01:34:10,000 --> 01:34:10,840 that they're. 2774 01:34:10,840 --> 01:34:12,080 Well, there's red, green, blue. 2775 01:34:12,080 --> 01:34:13,320 Because exactly, because think about it. 2776 01:34:13,320 --> 01:34:14,200 It's like, okay, cool. 2777 01:34:14,200 --> 01:34:18,520 We got perpetual motion making energy, great. 2778 01:34:19,520 --> 01:34:21,520 So what the fuck are they injecting people with 2779 01:34:21,520 --> 01:34:22,960 and why are they calling it liquid karma 2780 01:34:22,960 --> 01:34:25,640 when the whole project is called liquid karma? 2781 01:34:25,640 --> 01:34:28,840 The whole, this is part of the liquid karma 2782 01:34:28,840 --> 01:34:31,620 like energy project, right? 2783 01:34:31,620 --> 01:34:34,320 So, oh, and then do you like the names of the cars? 2784 01:34:34,320 --> 01:34:35,800 The salt airs? 2785 01:34:35,800 --> 01:34:36,640 Yeah. 2786 01:34:36,640 --> 01:34:38,060 Because it's supposed to be like 2787 01:34:38,060 --> 01:34:40,200 you're powering it off of salt air. 2788 01:34:40,200 --> 01:34:41,200 Like that's sick. 2789 01:34:41,200 --> 01:34:42,040 Like, like. 2790 01:34:42,040 --> 01:34:44,560 The whole thing, the car commercials were just insane. 2791 01:34:44,560 --> 01:34:46,200 So let's get in that car commercial. 2792 01:34:46,200 --> 01:34:47,840 So for the people listening at home 2793 01:34:47,840 --> 01:34:50,680 that for some reason got this far into a fucking podcast 2794 01:34:50,680 --> 01:34:52,160 about a movie that's so complex 2795 01:34:52,160 --> 01:34:54,080 that you didn't watch or whatever, 2796 01:34:54,080 --> 01:34:57,240 there's a scene where two cars fuck 2797 01:34:57,240 --> 01:35:00,880 and it is way more graphic than it had any right to be. 2798 01:35:00,880 --> 01:35:01,720 A dick. 2799 01:35:01,720 --> 01:35:03,320 It's the most graphic thing in this movie. 2800 01:35:03,320 --> 01:35:04,680 It's one of the most graphic, 2801 01:35:04,680 --> 01:35:07,200 it's more, almost more graphic than porn. 2802 01:35:07,200 --> 01:35:08,040 Yeah. 2803 01:35:08,040 --> 01:35:11,200 It's a way because it's like, it's just, I don't know. 2804 01:35:11,200 --> 01:35:15,360 But it's a 3D, it's a computer animated metal dick 2805 01:35:15,360 --> 01:35:17,680 just sliding out of the car 2806 01:35:17,680 --> 01:35:20,880 and just pumping itself into the vagina of the other car 2807 01:35:20,880 --> 01:35:22,200 which turns into a vagina. 2808 01:35:22,200 --> 01:35:23,040 It's like, ugh. 2809 01:35:23,040 --> 01:35:24,400 It's a tailpipe that turns into a vagina 2810 01:35:24,400 --> 01:35:26,560 on a car that should not have a tailpipe. 2811 01:35:26,560 --> 01:35:28,080 My first thought was this is the scene 2812 01:35:28,080 --> 01:35:29,400 my wife's gonna come walking out 2813 01:35:29,400 --> 01:35:31,160 and be like, the fuck are you watching? 2814 01:35:31,160 --> 01:35:33,960 My wife did say, what the fuck are we watching? 2815 01:35:33,960 --> 01:35:34,800 Oh my God, imagine. 2816 01:35:34,800 --> 01:35:37,840 She's like, what the fuck are we watching? 2817 01:35:37,840 --> 01:35:40,200 It's exactly what she said when that came on. 2818 01:35:40,200 --> 01:35:41,040 Yeah. 2819 01:35:41,040 --> 01:35:42,680 She said, and why can't we stop? 2820 01:35:42,680 --> 01:35:45,480 What, then we look away, why can't I look away? 2821 01:35:45,480 --> 01:35:48,600 You can't, that's the movie in a nutshell though. 2822 01:35:48,600 --> 01:35:51,680 What the fuck are we watching and why can't I stop? 2823 01:35:51,680 --> 01:35:53,120 Yeah. 2824 01:35:53,120 --> 01:35:56,000 In the words of Will Ferrell, it's provocative 2825 01:35:56,000 --> 01:35:56,840 and I like it. 2826 01:35:56,840 --> 01:35:57,680 Yes. 2827 01:35:57,680 --> 01:35:58,520 Yes. 2828 01:36:00,600 --> 01:36:03,460 All right, so where are his notes? 2829 01:36:04,480 --> 01:36:05,560 Did he send them to the? 2830 01:36:05,560 --> 01:36:06,400 Yeah, he sent them to the chat. 2831 01:36:06,400 --> 01:36:07,220 They're in the chat. 2832 01:36:07,220 --> 01:36:08,060 Oh yeah, I don't see them. 2833 01:36:08,060 --> 01:36:08,880 I'm not just gonna call him. 2834 01:36:08,880 --> 01:36:09,720 Is it a picture? 2835 01:36:09,720 --> 01:36:10,920 Oh yeah, let me call him. 2836 01:36:10,920 --> 01:36:11,920 Yeah, let's see if he answers. 2837 01:36:11,920 --> 01:36:12,760 I'd like to hear what he has to say. 2838 01:36:12,760 --> 01:36:13,720 Yeah. 2839 01:36:13,720 --> 01:36:15,280 Cause he sent a note that sounded like 2840 01:36:15,280 --> 01:36:16,840 he didn't like this movie very much. 2841 01:36:16,840 --> 01:36:18,000 Oh yeah, he put me. 2842 01:36:18,000 --> 01:36:18,920 I didn't read his notes. 2843 01:36:18,920 --> 01:36:21,600 I didn't read the note, but his note before it said, 2844 01:36:21,600 --> 01:36:23,600 you gotta force me to watch it, I should get hurt. 2845 01:36:23,600 --> 01:36:24,440 It was crazy. 2846 01:36:24,440 --> 01:36:25,280 It was a W. 2847 01:36:25,280 --> 01:36:28,000 Hey, do you wanna be on the pod right now? 2848 01:36:28,000 --> 01:36:28,840 Okay, hold on. 2849 01:36:28,840 --> 01:36:29,680 Okay, yeah. 2850 01:36:29,680 --> 01:36:30,500 Go on speaker. 2851 01:36:30,500 --> 01:36:31,760 All right, talk. 2852 01:36:33,000 --> 01:36:33,840 Yo, what's up? 2853 01:36:33,840 --> 01:36:35,800 All right man, so we just had 2854 01:36:35,800 --> 01:36:40,360 a very engaging, exploring the backstory, 2855 01:36:40,360 --> 01:36:41,600 kind of talk about the movie, 2856 01:36:41,600 --> 01:36:43,760 which we all I think agree is amazing. 2857 01:36:43,760 --> 01:36:45,340 You tell us right now. 2858 01:36:46,480 --> 01:36:49,120 Cause we, none of us, what? 2859 01:36:51,200 --> 01:36:52,040 100% W. 2860 01:36:52,960 --> 01:36:55,160 Wait, what the, why? 2861 01:36:55,160 --> 01:36:56,840 We didn't read your notes. 2862 01:36:56,840 --> 01:36:58,320 It was so dumb. 2863 01:36:58,320 --> 01:37:01,320 The ending felt like I was in a GTA lobby, 2864 01:37:01,320 --> 01:37:06,320 like if they did one of those Fortnite live concerts. 2865 01:37:07,280 --> 01:37:08,800 Oh wait, are you talking about 2866 01:37:08,800 --> 01:37:12,760 when they were doing the dancing to the Moby song? 2867 01:37:12,760 --> 01:37:15,960 It just looked like, the ending looked like an insane, 2868 01:37:15,960 --> 01:37:20,560 like GTA five lobby that was doing an online concert 2869 01:37:20,560 --> 01:37:22,360 like Fortnite does with Travis Scott. 2870 01:37:22,360 --> 01:37:23,200 Yeah. 2871 01:37:23,200 --> 01:37:24,760 He's not wrong. 2872 01:37:24,760 --> 01:37:25,600 He's not wrong. 2873 01:37:25,600 --> 01:37:27,840 He's not wrong. 2874 01:37:27,840 --> 01:37:28,680 Now did you. 2875 01:37:28,680 --> 01:37:31,640 Did you follow all the stupid rules? 2876 01:37:31,640 --> 01:37:33,720 Yeah, did you not read the 300 pages 2877 01:37:33,720 --> 01:37:36,680 of comic book prequels before watching this? 2878 01:37:36,680 --> 01:37:38,560 No, and I never will. 2879 01:37:38,560 --> 01:37:40,160 Well, did you, do you didn't think it was weird 2880 01:37:40,160 --> 01:37:41,680 that it started at part four? 2881 01:37:43,680 --> 01:37:44,960 Didn't even see that part. 2882 01:37:44,960 --> 01:37:45,800 Oh, okay. 2883 01:37:47,720 --> 01:37:49,360 Well, didn't you think it was weird then 2884 01:37:49,360 --> 01:37:51,160 in the middle of the movie it was part five? 2885 01:37:51,160 --> 01:37:53,000 I did, I was like, what's going on? 2886 01:37:53,000 --> 01:37:54,640 And then part six? 2887 01:37:54,640 --> 01:37:58,880 I just, I did it by the same parts. 2888 01:37:58,880 --> 01:37:59,720 Okay. 2889 01:37:59,720 --> 01:38:04,360 This, this fucking movie, oh my God. 2890 01:38:04,360 --> 01:38:09,360 Yep, well, unfortunately what sucks is 2891 01:38:10,080 --> 01:38:12,400 because you're not physically here, 2892 01:38:12,400 --> 01:38:14,280 we can't really take, 2893 01:38:14,280 --> 01:38:16,440 we can't really take your rating into account. 2894 01:38:16,440 --> 01:38:20,360 So we just want to get your opinion. 2895 01:38:20,360 --> 01:38:22,080 Thanks for, thanks for calling in. 2896 01:38:22,080 --> 01:38:25,480 And it's good talking with you. 2897 01:38:25,480 --> 01:38:26,320 It's all me. 2898 01:38:26,320 --> 01:38:27,440 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 2899 01:38:27,440 --> 01:38:28,600 Good talking with you, bud. 2900 01:38:28,600 --> 01:38:29,680 I'll see you tonight. 2901 01:38:30,960 --> 01:38:31,800 I'm not gonna be here tonight. 2902 01:38:31,800 --> 01:38:32,920 He's not there tonight. 2903 01:38:32,920 --> 01:38:34,640 Well, shit. 2904 01:38:34,640 --> 01:38:36,160 I was gonna be pissed if you were gonna be there 2905 01:38:36,160 --> 01:38:37,600 and why not be here too? 2906 01:38:39,600 --> 01:38:42,080 Okay, well then take care of yourself. 2907 01:38:42,080 --> 01:38:44,120 Oh, I got you a Clearman's cheese spread. 2908 01:38:44,120 --> 01:38:46,760 It's in my fridge, you'll get it next week. 2909 01:38:46,760 --> 01:38:47,920 All right, sweet. 2910 01:38:47,920 --> 01:38:49,640 Okay, wait, hold on, hold on. 2911 01:38:49,640 --> 01:38:51,360 Yeah, that you didn't say to. 2912 01:38:51,360 --> 01:38:53,480 There's not proper gratitude for Clearman. 2913 01:38:53,480 --> 01:38:54,800 You didn't sound too excited. 2914 01:38:54,800 --> 01:38:56,120 I mean, I might just give it to Zach. 2915 01:38:56,120 --> 01:38:58,920 He is here and I told him repeatedly that he can't have it. 2916 01:38:58,920 --> 01:39:00,680 So are you not excited? 2917 01:39:00,680 --> 01:39:01,520 Have you not listened? 2918 01:39:01,520 --> 01:39:03,240 You're not a fan of the cheese spread? 2919 01:39:03,240 --> 01:39:04,080 You've heard about it. 2920 01:39:04,080 --> 01:39:05,800 No, I can't, I can't, I can't. 2921 01:39:05,800 --> 01:39:08,240 Rob, I'm Zach, I'm a meal. 2922 01:39:08,240 --> 01:39:09,080 He needs it. 2923 01:39:09,080 --> 01:39:12,240 I don't need a meal, trust me. 2924 01:39:12,240 --> 01:39:13,880 Have you, you've met Zach. 2925 01:39:13,880 --> 01:39:15,800 He's a supervisor now. 2926 01:39:15,800 --> 01:39:17,400 Yeah, he's big dog. 2927 01:39:18,560 --> 01:39:21,280 Well, it's, okay, well, you know what? 2928 01:39:21,280 --> 01:39:22,640 I'm gonna give it to you anyway. 2929 01:39:22,640 --> 01:39:25,160 And hopefully by next week, you'll. 2930 01:39:25,160 --> 01:39:26,000 Have some gratitude. 2931 01:39:26,000 --> 01:39:28,800 You'll have some fucking gratitude, yeah. 2932 01:39:28,800 --> 01:39:30,760 All right, well, you son of a bitch. 2933 01:39:30,760 --> 01:39:32,160 Too bad your rating doesn't count. 2934 01:39:32,160 --> 01:39:34,640 It's a real good fucking review. 2935 01:39:34,640 --> 01:39:38,640 With us as always is Austin didn't drive fucking dick today 2936 01:39:38,640 --> 01:39:39,840 to be here. 2937 01:39:39,840 --> 01:39:41,840 Farrell, thanks so much. 2938 01:39:41,840 --> 01:39:43,880 Hey, check me out on Hollywood video. 2939 01:39:43,880 --> 01:39:47,080 Okay, all right, bye. 2940 01:39:47,080 --> 01:39:48,800 Nobody knows what that is. 2941 01:39:48,800 --> 01:39:50,240 That was just. 2942 01:39:50,240 --> 01:39:51,080 Yeah. 2943 01:39:52,240 --> 01:39:53,080 All right, well. 2944 01:39:53,080 --> 01:39:54,320 Are we gonna read his notes? 2945 01:39:54,320 --> 01:39:55,320 Yeah, let's. 2946 01:39:55,320 --> 01:39:57,240 I'll let you read them and you can pick through them. 2947 01:39:57,240 --> 01:39:58,080 Where are they? 2948 01:39:58,080 --> 01:39:58,920 You had them pulled up. 2949 01:39:58,920 --> 01:39:59,760 They're in the group. 2950 01:39:59,760 --> 01:40:00,600 They're in the group chat. 2951 01:40:00,600 --> 01:40:02,200 I can't, I don't see them anywhere. 2952 01:40:02,200 --> 01:40:03,760 They're right here. 2953 01:40:03,760 --> 01:40:05,200 He, did I. 2954 01:40:05,200 --> 01:40:06,360 Cloverfield vibes. 2955 01:40:06,360 --> 01:40:07,200 Oh, there we go, yeah. 2956 01:40:07,200 --> 01:40:08,320 Cloverfield vibes, okay. 2957 01:40:08,320 --> 01:40:09,520 Yeah, okay, you be, 2958 01:40:09,520 --> 01:40:12,280 but I want more of an Austin impression if you can. 2959 01:40:12,280 --> 01:40:13,600 More of an Austin impression. 2960 01:40:13,600 --> 01:40:16,560 So I have to be really not excited to be here. 2961 01:40:16,560 --> 01:40:17,400 Yeah. 2962 01:40:17,400 --> 01:40:20,600 Oh, come on, he loves being here. 2963 01:40:20,600 --> 01:40:21,440 You didn't sound like you'd like 2964 01:40:21,440 --> 01:40:22,880 to be over here over the phone. 2965 01:40:22,880 --> 01:40:25,480 Well, okay, that was a bad example of what we normally get. 2966 01:40:25,480 --> 01:40:28,400 It was supposed to be his break today and I bugged him. 2967 01:40:28,400 --> 01:40:30,640 Starred David on the belly button? 2968 01:40:30,640 --> 01:40:31,480 Yeah. 2969 01:40:31,480 --> 01:40:32,920 He has an interesting choice. 2970 01:40:32,920 --> 01:40:34,800 It is, if you don't know the math story. 2971 01:40:34,800 --> 01:40:36,040 It looks like he had a math story, yeah. 2972 01:40:36,040 --> 01:40:37,680 I think this says cockfokker. 2973 01:40:37,680 --> 01:40:39,980 It looks like three Cs and a K in a row. 2974 01:40:41,080 --> 01:40:42,920 I think that says cockfokker. 2975 01:40:42,920 --> 01:40:43,760 Oh, he wrote that? 2976 01:40:43,760 --> 01:40:44,600 Yeah. 2977 01:40:44,600 --> 01:40:45,440 You're saying. 2978 01:40:45,440 --> 01:40:46,280 That was one of the curse words that they said. 2979 01:40:46,280 --> 01:40:48,240 I'll give you a point up, I found it. 2980 01:40:48,240 --> 01:40:50,760 That was like one of the first like, yeah. 2981 01:40:50,760 --> 01:40:51,820 Where'd it go? 2982 01:40:51,820 --> 01:40:53,480 Oh, it says twin. 2983 01:40:54,640 --> 01:40:56,280 You put avatar question mark. 2984 01:40:56,280 --> 01:40:57,920 Avatar, yeah. 2985 01:40:57,920 --> 01:40:59,160 Oh, it's a twin. 2986 01:40:59,160 --> 01:40:59,980 That's funny. 2987 01:40:59,980 --> 01:41:01,840 You thought it was an avatar situation, 2988 01:41:01,840 --> 01:41:04,720 like maybe body and clone or whatever. 2989 01:41:04,720 --> 01:41:05,480 Okay, cool. 2990 01:41:05,480 --> 01:41:07,400 Six days, no bathroom. 2991 01:41:08,240 --> 01:41:10,560 Yeah, okay, so with the backstory of the script, 2992 01:41:10,560 --> 01:41:12,640 it makes a little bit more sense. 2993 01:41:12,640 --> 01:41:16,480 Pointless hinge gym. 2994 01:41:16,480 --> 01:41:21,220 Huh, pointless hinge gym. 2995 01:41:22,760 --> 01:41:23,880 All right, well, no. 2996 01:41:23,880 --> 01:41:25,200 Squibs were funny. 2997 01:41:25,200 --> 01:41:26,360 Yep, that was a funny scene. 2998 01:41:26,360 --> 01:41:27,280 Carfucking. 2999 01:41:27,280 --> 01:41:28,120 Great. 3000 01:41:28,120 --> 01:41:28,940 Carfucking. 3001 01:41:28,940 --> 01:41:30,320 Should have said inconceivable. 3002 01:41:30,320 --> 01:41:31,160 He should have. 3003 01:41:31,160 --> 01:41:32,120 He should have. 3004 01:41:32,120 --> 01:41:35,100 In a hundred years, still makes no sense. 3005 01:41:36,360 --> 01:41:38,040 Killer's music video. 3006 01:41:38,040 --> 01:41:38,860 Hell yeah. 3007 01:41:38,860 --> 01:41:39,700 Yeah. 3008 01:41:39,700 --> 01:41:40,540 Rundown was better. 3009 01:41:40,540 --> 01:41:41,360 If we're talking about it. 3010 01:41:41,360 --> 01:41:42,680 If we're talking about it. 3011 01:41:42,680 --> 01:41:44,760 No, where it's better is. 3012 01:41:44,760 --> 01:41:45,920 I love the rundown. 3013 01:41:45,920 --> 01:41:49,520 I forgot, because we got The Rock and Sean Williams Scott 3014 01:41:49,520 --> 01:41:50,360 and another movie. 3015 01:41:50,360 --> 01:41:53,280 I wonder if they enjoyed working with each other 3016 01:41:53,280 --> 01:41:54,960 so much on this that they just. 3017 01:41:54,960 --> 01:41:55,800 Did it 20 years later. 3018 01:41:55,800 --> 01:41:56,640 Did another movie. 3019 01:41:56,640 --> 01:41:57,800 Not 20 years, it must have been. 3020 01:41:57,800 --> 01:41:58,640 15. 3021 01:41:58,640 --> 01:41:59,460 Two or three years later. 3022 01:41:59,460 --> 01:42:00,300 Yeah, it was only a few years later. 3023 01:42:00,300 --> 01:42:01,140 The rundown's over then. 3024 01:42:01,140 --> 01:42:03,280 No, rundown came before. 3025 01:42:03,280 --> 01:42:04,600 I mean like, 04? 3026 01:42:04,600 --> 01:42:06,080 Yeah, before, yeah, two years before. 3027 01:42:06,080 --> 01:42:09,360 Was he still doing The Rock Johnson in 2004? 3028 01:42:09,360 --> 01:42:10,400 Yeah, that was like one of his breakout. 3029 01:42:10,400 --> 01:42:11,800 Yeah, so they worked together. 3030 01:42:11,800 --> 01:42:13,040 Oh, so I bet you this was like. 3031 01:42:13,040 --> 01:42:14,760 This is the one that ruined the friendship. 3032 01:42:14,760 --> 01:42:16,720 No, they're probably still friends. 3033 01:42:16,720 --> 01:42:20,640 He's like, Rock, you became bald, kinda weird. 3034 01:42:20,640 --> 01:42:21,960 You lost The Rock. 3035 01:42:21,960 --> 01:42:24,160 You grew three sizes that day. 3036 01:42:24,160 --> 01:42:25,520 Like, the Grinch's heart. 3037 01:42:25,520 --> 01:42:26,360 Yeah. 3038 01:42:26,360 --> 01:42:27,200 The Rock went from. 3039 01:42:27,200 --> 01:42:28,200 My wife said that, she said, 3040 01:42:28,200 --> 01:42:29,040 The Rock's a little one. 3041 01:42:29,040 --> 01:42:30,720 The Rock's a little guy in this movie. 3042 01:42:30,720 --> 01:42:31,560 He's not. 3043 01:42:31,560 --> 01:42:32,400 He's not, he's not. 3044 01:42:32,400 --> 01:42:33,240 But he grew. 3045 01:42:33,240 --> 01:42:37,200 Yeah, I also, this is a lot more like, get smart Rock. 3046 01:42:37,200 --> 01:42:38,880 Yeah, get the hair and the, yeah. 3047 01:42:38,880 --> 01:42:40,480 I guess run down Rock. 3048 01:42:40,480 --> 01:42:41,320 Yeah, run down Rock. 3049 01:42:41,320 --> 01:42:44,680 But nowhere near skyscraper Rock. 3050 01:42:44,680 --> 01:42:45,720 Or. 3051 01:42:45,720 --> 01:42:47,440 Suicide blow job? 3052 01:42:47,440 --> 01:42:48,280 Kinda. 3053 01:42:48,280 --> 01:42:49,120 Oh, wait, what? 3054 01:42:49,120 --> 01:42:50,760 Suicide blow job kinda. 3055 01:42:50,760 --> 01:42:51,600 Oh, okay, yeah. 3056 01:42:51,600 --> 01:42:54,120 Oh, now listen, I will say, I did think about this. 3057 01:42:54,120 --> 01:42:56,320 It says GTA V lobby. 3058 01:42:56,320 --> 01:42:57,960 And he says walking tall was better. 3059 01:42:57,960 --> 01:42:58,800 Yeah. 3060 01:42:58,800 --> 01:42:59,640 Yeah. 3061 01:42:59,640 --> 01:43:01,160 Yeah. 3062 01:43:01,160 --> 01:43:03,120 Walking tall was better. 3063 01:43:03,120 --> 01:43:05,000 Now, if I was a celebrity. 3064 01:43:05,000 --> 01:43:07,000 Oh, he does say, what's with the midgets? 3065 01:43:07,000 --> 01:43:07,840 See. 3066 01:43:07,840 --> 01:43:08,840 It's like. 3067 01:43:12,040 --> 01:43:13,160 Cause they're everywhere. 3068 01:43:13,160 --> 01:43:15,080 You son of a bitch, Austin. 3069 01:43:18,680 --> 01:43:22,360 And then W with one, two, three, four, 3070 01:43:22,360 --> 01:43:25,080 I would say probably four and a half to five circles. 3071 01:43:25,080 --> 01:43:25,920 Around. 3072 01:43:25,920 --> 01:43:26,760 Yeah. 3073 01:43:26,760 --> 01:43:28,160 An angry W. 3074 01:43:28,160 --> 01:43:29,000 Unfortunately. 3075 01:43:29,000 --> 01:43:29,840 It's an angry W. 3076 01:43:29,840 --> 01:43:30,680 Unfortunately, it's not here. 3077 01:43:30,680 --> 01:43:33,560 In the room and you have to have seen the movie 3078 01:43:33,560 --> 01:43:35,040 to be able to vote on it. 3079 01:43:35,040 --> 01:43:37,360 And then the W looks like he traced over. 3080 01:43:37,360 --> 01:43:40,120 The W probably a hundred times. 3081 01:43:40,120 --> 01:43:40,960 Yeah. 3082 01:43:40,960 --> 01:43:41,800 He really angry. 3083 01:43:41,800 --> 01:43:44,240 Carped into whatever grease he's using. 3084 01:43:44,240 --> 01:43:48,000 So, I think we, I mean. 3085 01:43:48,000 --> 01:43:49,440 Which makes sense. 3086 01:43:49,440 --> 01:43:54,440 Yeah, so I will say that I did the deep dive 3087 01:43:54,960 --> 01:43:57,480 into Donnie Darko after watching that 3088 01:43:57,480 --> 01:44:01,480 for probably the fifth or sixth time in my 20s or whatever. 3089 01:44:01,480 --> 01:44:04,720 Cause that's such a good movie. 3090 01:44:04,720 --> 01:44:08,480 And while getting into that one, 3091 01:44:08,480 --> 01:44:10,240 I think you just get further and further 3092 01:44:10,240 --> 01:44:11,880 and further into a rabbit hole. 3093 01:44:11,880 --> 01:44:14,560 That's hard to find any purpose. 3094 01:44:14,560 --> 01:44:17,240 And it's like that movie sort of means nothing 3095 01:44:17,240 --> 01:44:19,680 and sorta is pointless, but at the same time 3096 01:44:19,680 --> 01:44:21,480 has some really cool themes. 3097 01:44:21,480 --> 01:44:22,840 And it's, and if you think about it, 3098 01:44:22,840 --> 01:44:24,560 you can think about it all day long. 3099 01:44:24,560 --> 01:44:27,640 This movie makes a lot more sense to me 3100 01:44:27,640 --> 01:44:30,320 because with the comic books and the fact 3101 01:44:30,320 --> 01:44:34,600 that people have cognitive powers, telepathy, 3102 01:44:34,600 --> 01:44:37,920 that kind of stuff, they're dreaming about each other 3103 01:44:37,920 --> 01:44:38,760 and stuff like that. 3104 01:44:38,760 --> 01:44:40,920 The end of the world coming because of the time travel 3105 01:44:40,920 --> 01:44:42,600 and fourth dimension breaking and stuff. 3106 01:44:42,600 --> 01:44:45,280 That all makes a lot more sense in the context 3107 01:44:45,280 --> 01:44:46,400 of the world that he built, 3108 01:44:46,400 --> 01:44:47,880 especially with the comic books backing. 3109 01:44:47,880 --> 01:44:50,560 And the connections between them. 3110 01:44:50,560 --> 01:44:53,520 So like the time travel bodies, the other body, 3111 01:44:53,520 --> 01:44:56,640 like Roland's being connected to himself. 3112 01:44:56,640 --> 01:45:00,320 Which is all explained with the prequel stuff 3113 01:45:00,320 --> 01:45:02,360 that we, if you just watch this movie. 3114 01:45:02,360 --> 01:45:03,840 So I can see why when it came out, 3115 01:45:03,840 --> 01:45:04,680 they just watched it in the theater. 3116 01:45:04,680 --> 01:45:05,800 You went to a theater and saw this, 3117 01:45:05,800 --> 01:45:08,280 you'd be like, what the fuck is going on? 3118 01:45:08,280 --> 01:45:09,120 Especially if you went in and watched it. 3119 01:45:09,120 --> 01:45:11,520 But not, so no, no, no, but I, so I did. 3120 01:45:11,520 --> 01:45:13,640 When I first watched it, I did it while it was in theater. 3121 01:45:13,640 --> 01:45:15,440 Like I said, I rented it from Blockbuster. 3122 01:45:15,440 --> 01:45:16,720 When I rented it from Blockbuster, 3123 01:45:16,720 --> 01:45:20,520 I watched it and went like, huh, what the fuck is going on? 3124 01:45:20,520 --> 01:45:25,080 Like the rock has amnesia, like why is this happening? 3125 01:45:25,080 --> 01:45:26,240 But. 3126 01:45:26,240 --> 01:45:28,080 But it's interesting enough in all its other little things. 3127 01:45:28,080 --> 01:45:30,960 Interesting enough that you still get sucked into it 3128 01:45:30,960 --> 01:45:32,740 because like everything is engaging. 3129 01:45:32,740 --> 01:45:35,040 There's not a boring part of this movie. 3130 01:45:35,040 --> 01:45:36,240 That's one thing you can say. 3131 01:45:36,240 --> 01:45:38,360 There's not one part of this movie that drags me. 3132 01:45:38,360 --> 01:45:40,120 It doesn't feel near as long as it is. 3133 01:45:40,120 --> 01:45:43,360 And I will say maybe the, maybe the last, 3134 01:45:43,360 --> 01:45:45,460 the ending could have been trimmed up a bit. 3135 01:45:45,460 --> 01:45:49,180 Like I think the extended walk through the Mega Zeppelin 3136 01:45:49,180 --> 01:45:51,280 was a little bit too grandiose. 3137 01:45:51,280 --> 01:45:53,080 Like I think it was just like, it took too long. 3138 01:45:53,080 --> 01:45:54,460 And I think, but I think I know they were trying 3139 01:45:54,460 --> 01:45:55,940 to show off their set, I guess. 3140 01:45:55,940 --> 01:45:59,080 That super white interior set that they built. 3141 01:45:59,080 --> 01:46:02,440 But there wasn't really much to show off, who cares? 3142 01:46:02,440 --> 01:46:04,760 I think the outside, the actual 3D model 3143 01:46:04,760 --> 01:46:06,360 of the Mega Zeppelin was cool. 3144 01:46:06,360 --> 01:46:07,360 Yeah, it was cool. 3145 01:46:07,360 --> 01:46:10,560 900 yards, I think is what it is. 3146 01:46:10,560 --> 01:46:12,200 In the comics is what they say. 3147 01:46:12,200 --> 01:46:17,120 And they, and then, god damn, there's so much. 3148 01:46:17,120 --> 01:46:18,560 Yeah, there's a lot of background things happening. 3149 01:46:18,560 --> 01:46:19,400 It's cool. 3150 01:46:19,400 --> 01:46:22,120 Like the digits for Dems is never said in this movie. 3151 01:46:22,120 --> 01:46:23,660 It's in the poster. It's just posters. 3152 01:46:23,660 --> 01:46:25,440 But you actually see them get their fucking, 3153 01:46:25,440 --> 01:46:28,320 so you get Bing's in, or Zim, Bing's in them, 3154 01:46:28,320 --> 01:46:31,000 or whatever his name is, gets his thumb fucking cut off. 3155 01:46:31,000 --> 01:46:32,200 Because it's just, it's, yeah. 3156 01:46:32,200 --> 01:46:33,800 Nothing makes me want to watch a movie more 3157 01:46:33,800 --> 01:46:35,320 than to have homework with it. 3158 01:46:35,320 --> 01:46:40,000 Yeah, like, I mean, like if Star Wars 3159 01:46:40,000 --> 01:46:41,640 made you read the books before, 3160 01:46:41,640 --> 01:46:43,960 what do you think would happen with those? 3161 01:46:43,960 --> 01:46:45,840 If Star Wars? 3162 01:46:45,840 --> 01:46:46,680 Yeah, they're like, you have to understand. 3163 01:46:46,680 --> 01:46:48,080 Well, but you know, it came out the same way. 3164 01:46:48,080 --> 01:46:49,920 It just came out, you know, that's part four, five, and six. 3165 01:46:49,920 --> 01:46:50,840 Well, it sort of did. 3166 01:46:50,840 --> 01:46:52,600 Yeah, it came out with episode four, 3167 01:46:52,600 --> 01:46:54,840 and I bet you that, well, people didn't know at the time. 3168 01:46:54,840 --> 01:46:57,520 And at the end, it didn't just open up with, wait, 3169 01:46:57,520 --> 01:47:01,560 did it say in the very beginning, Star Wars, episode four? 3170 01:47:01,560 --> 01:47:03,160 Yes, it did. 3171 01:47:03,160 --> 01:47:04,160 No, I don't think originally. 3172 01:47:04,160 --> 01:47:05,480 Oh, I think that was added maybe. 3173 01:47:05,480 --> 01:47:07,280 Yeah, yeah, no, it said a new hope. 3174 01:47:07,280 --> 01:47:08,120 I don't think it did. 3175 01:47:08,120 --> 01:47:10,200 In 77, I think it just said Star Wars. 3176 01:47:10,200 --> 01:47:11,040 I think it did. 3177 01:47:11,040 --> 01:47:11,880 Star Wars. 3178 01:47:11,880 --> 01:47:12,720 It didn't say a new hope. 3179 01:47:12,720 --> 01:47:13,960 I thought a new hope was even added later. 3180 01:47:13,960 --> 01:47:14,920 No, I think that was added too. 3181 01:47:14,920 --> 01:47:15,760 I think it was just Star Wars. 3182 01:47:15,760 --> 01:47:18,800 I thought it was literally 1977, was this Star Wars. 3183 01:47:18,800 --> 01:47:20,680 And then they were like, no, that's Star Wars, 3184 01:47:20,680 --> 01:47:21,760 episode four, a new hope. 3185 01:47:21,760 --> 01:47:22,600 Once they knew it was gonna be this new one. 3186 01:47:22,600 --> 01:47:26,080 This is Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, episode five. 3187 01:47:26,080 --> 01:47:30,440 I think they made the, I think the adjustment was in between. 3188 01:47:30,440 --> 01:47:31,440 I mean, no, we can. 3189 01:47:31,440 --> 01:47:32,600 Yes, he's looking it up. 3190 01:47:32,600 --> 01:47:34,600 81 is when they added. 3191 01:47:35,600 --> 01:47:36,440 So 81? 3192 01:47:36,440 --> 01:47:38,880 Yeah, so they added episode four and a new hope. 3193 01:47:38,880 --> 01:47:41,720 Yeah, so 77, I think, or 79 is when they did. 3194 01:47:41,720 --> 01:47:42,960 77 or whatever. 3195 01:47:42,960 --> 01:47:45,800 70, yeah, when it came out, it was just Star Wars. 3196 01:47:45,800 --> 01:47:46,640 And then. 3197 01:47:46,640 --> 01:47:48,880 Right, so people did not know there was a backstory. 3198 01:47:48,880 --> 01:47:52,680 So when they came out with the next one is when they added. 3199 01:47:52,680 --> 01:47:54,720 Episode five, Empire Strikes Back. 3200 01:47:54,720 --> 01:47:56,160 Everybody thought that was weird then too, though. 3201 01:47:56,160 --> 01:47:58,000 Why would it go from, I remember that. 3202 01:47:58,000 --> 01:48:00,360 It was like, well, wait a minute. 3203 01:48:00,360 --> 01:48:01,680 It was one, two, and three. 3204 01:48:01,680 --> 01:48:03,520 When I saw them as a kid with no backstory. 3205 01:48:03,520 --> 01:48:06,000 Well, they had books out by then about Anakin, so they. 3206 01:48:06,000 --> 01:48:09,040 Yeah, but I'm saying it still didn't, 3207 01:48:09,040 --> 01:48:10,880 the standard person hadn't read those books. 3208 01:48:10,880 --> 01:48:11,720 The same thing we're talking about. 3209 01:48:11,720 --> 01:48:13,200 I'm saying that's what we're saying, 3210 01:48:13,200 --> 01:48:14,640 is that people didn't know. 3211 01:48:15,800 --> 01:48:20,560 When I went as a kid for the 99 re-release special edition 3212 01:48:20,560 --> 01:48:23,440 theater before the prequel came out, 3213 01:48:23,440 --> 01:48:26,240 when they did them months after each other, 3214 01:48:26,240 --> 01:48:28,480 I saw them all in theater with my dad, 3215 01:48:28,480 --> 01:48:29,440 and they were amazing. 3216 01:48:29,440 --> 01:48:31,640 That's the way that it should be watched as in theater 3217 01:48:31,640 --> 01:48:33,040 if you can see the original. 3218 01:48:34,720 --> 01:48:36,120 And when we, 3219 01:48:37,840 --> 01:48:40,240 when I saw that it was episode four, 3220 01:48:40,240 --> 01:48:44,200 even as a kid I was like, what the fuck is happening? 3221 01:48:44,200 --> 01:48:46,320 Which was cool because even knowing that the prequels 3222 01:48:46,320 --> 01:48:47,680 are coming out, I don't think even at the time 3223 01:48:47,680 --> 01:48:48,520 I was just like. 3224 01:48:48,520 --> 01:48:49,360 You weren't putting it together. 3225 01:48:49,360 --> 01:48:51,000 I don't know, maybe I was, or maybe just whatever, 3226 01:48:51,000 --> 01:48:53,480 but it's still just weird that it was episode four. 3227 01:48:53,480 --> 01:48:55,440 But this one just straight up tells you, 3228 01:48:55,440 --> 01:48:57,160 here's episode four is what we're starting. 3229 01:48:57,160 --> 01:48:58,960 Part four, Temptation Wits. 3230 01:48:58,960 --> 01:49:00,160 I love the names of them. 3231 01:49:00,160 --> 01:49:02,480 Part one is called Two Roads. 3232 01:49:02,480 --> 01:49:04,320 Part two is called Fingerprints. 3233 01:49:04,320 --> 01:49:06,800 That's probably where it explains the thumbprint voting. 3234 01:49:06,800 --> 01:49:08,080 That's a lot more of it. 3235 01:49:08,080 --> 01:49:10,680 And then the Mechanicals is part three. 3236 01:49:10,680 --> 01:49:13,520 And then we have Temptation Wits, 3237 01:49:13,520 --> 01:49:17,600 Memory Gospel, and Wave of Mutilation, which I love. 3238 01:49:17,600 --> 01:49:21,280 It was poorly received at the festival. 3239 01:49:22,640 --> 01:49:24,800 Didn't really do much. 3240 01:49:24,800 --> 01:49:26,600 No, it did really poorly. 3241 01:49:26,600 --> 01:49:27,640 Wait, hold on. 3242 01:49:27,640 --> 01:49:31,520 Special features include a 33 minute documentary, 3243 01:49:31,520 --> 01:49:32,360 USI Tempt TV. 3244 01:49:32,360 --> 01:49:33,800 Yeah, that's what I said, I wanna get this. 3245 01:49:33,800 --> 01:49:36,240 Surveilling the Southland, what the fuck. 3246 01:49:36,240 --> 01:49:38,720 And a 10 minute animated short film. 3247 01:49:38,720 --> 01:49:40,840 This is the way the world ends. 3248 01:49:40,840 --> 01:49:42,320 What the fuck, if I look this up, 3249 01:49:42,320 --> 01:49:44,600 this is not gonna give me anything. 3250 01:49:44,600 --> 01:49:46,880 I have to put the word Southland next to it. 3251 01:49:46,880 --> 01:49:49,360 Otherwise, people are just, yep. 3252 01:49:49,360 --> 01:49:51,040 Yeah. 3253 01:49:51,040 --> 01:49:54,080 So the world's ending with the clips? 3254 01:49:54,080 --> 01:49:56,520 With a hand, yeah, well that's what, yeah. 3255 01:49:56,520 --> 01:49:58,800 Exactly. 3256 01:49:58,800 --> 01:50:00,440 The Hollow Men? 3257 01:50:00,440 --> 01:50:03,760 Is that the TS Eliot thing? 3258 01:50:03,760 --> 01:50:05,600 Alright, Southland animated. 3259 01:50:07,760 --> 01:50:09,600 If I put Ada Mastiff, that's fine. 3260 01:50:13,360 --> 01:50:15,920 Yeah, I don't think we can watch this yet though. 3261 01:50:15,920 --> 01:50:17,200 It's nine minutes long. 3262 01:50:17,200 --> 01:50:19,080 Unless we take a break, we can't watch this. 3263 01:50:19,080 --> 01:50:20,440 No, we're not gonna take a break. 3264 01:50:20,440 --> 01:50:22,400 But I'm gonna watch the shit out of that. 3265 01:50:22,400 --> 01:50:26,680 You know what's great about Clark Kent is, 3266 01:50:26,680 --> 01:50:28,640 this next song I'm gonna go not just kidding. 3267 01:50:28,640 --> 01:50:30,000 Clark Kent. 3268 01:50:30,000 --> 01:50:31,120 Destiny's Child. 3269 01:50:31,120 --> 01:50:33,560 Yeah, alright, so let's do ratings. 3270 01:50:33,560 --> 01:50:34,400 Okay. 3271 01:50:36,400 --> 01:50:38,760 I'm giving it a B plus. 3272 01:50:38,760 --> 01:50:42,240 It's one of my favorite cult classic, weird, 3273 01:50:42,240 --> 01:50:43,720 no one's heard of it movies. 3274 01:50:43,720 --> 01:50:45,160 I think it's special. 3275 01:50:45,160 --> 01:50:48,200 I think it's crazy that the guy that did Donnie Darko 3276 01:50:48,200 --> 01:50:50,960 has only done like four movies. 3277 01:50:50,960 --> 01:50:52,960 Like here's his filmography. 3278 01:50:52,960 --> 01:50:57,520 He did Donnie Darko, he did Domino, 3279 01:50:57,520 --> 01:51:00,160 which is funny because we've talked about that on the show. 3280 01:51:00,160 --> 01:51:01,840 In fact, oh my God, that would be great 3281 01:51:01,840 --> 01:51:04,280 if we did all the Richard Kelly movies. 3282 01:51:04,280 --> 01:51:06,280 But anyway, Domino we've talked about, 3283 01:51:06,280 --> 01:51:08,960 the cool hit lady. 3284 01:51:08,960 --> 01:51:12,120 And then he did, which I love Domino. 3285 01:51:12,120 --> 01:51:13,680 And then he did Southland Tales. 3286 01:51:13,680 --> 01:51:14,520 He wasn't the director though. 3287 01:51:14,520 --> 01:51:16,160 He was the writer though, we're talking about what he wrote. 3288 01:51:16,160 --> 01:51:18,800 Yeah, no, oh he wrote that, sorry. 3289 01:51:18,800 --> 01:51:20,960 Director, he just did Donnie Darko, 3290 01:51:20,960 --> 01:51:23,200 Southland Tales and The Box. 3291 01:51:23,200 --> 01:51:25,360 Which is the one where I think you press a button 3292 01:51:25,360 --> 01:51:27,400 and you get a million dollars. 3293 01:51:27,400 --> 01:51:29,200 It's that one with Kay Rodriguez. 3294 01:51:29,200 --> 01:51:31,240 Short story, yeah, yeah. 3295 01:51:31,240 --> 01:51:32,440 Short story, yeah, yeah. 3296 01:51:32,440 --> 01:51:33,600 What the fuck, you mean by that? 3297 01:51:33,600 --> 01:51:34,800 You've never seen The Box. 3298 01:51:34,800 --> 01:51:35,640 I'm reading it. 3299 01:51:35,640 --> 01:51:37,640 I don't know, I'm just yelling, I'm just mad. 3300 01:51:39,640 --> 01:51:40,920 It's American Thriller. 3301 01:51:43,000 --> 01:51:46,560 It's based on Button Button by Richard Matheson. 3302 01:51:46,560 --> 01:51:49,240 It was adapted into an episode of The Twilight Zone. 3303 01:51:49,240 --> 01:51:51,480 They are a couple who receive a box 3304 01:51:51,480 --> 01:51:53,480 who offers them one million dollars to press it. 3305 01:51:53,480 --> 01:51:57,280 But when they press it, someone they do not know will die. 3306 01:51:58,240 --> 01:51:59,560 It's a standard problem. 3307 01:51:59,560 --> 01:52:01,720 It's not a standard problem. 3308 01:52:01,720 --> 01:52:04,920 No one's ever been since, oh, you're asking like, 3309 01:52:04,920 --> 01:52:08,040 the standard would you rather? 3310 01:52:08,040 --> 01:52:10,520 I'm like, no one just gets since books. 3311 01:52:10,520 --> 01:52:12,320 Would you do this? 3312 01:52:12,320 --> 01:52:14,120 Would you do this for that, right? 3313 01:52:14,120 --> 01:52:18,000 Yeah, well, let's just all answer it. 3314 01:52:18,000 --> 01:52:19,200 A box is sent to you. 3315 01:52:19,200 --> 01:52:21,360 You press the button, you get one million dollars. 3316 01:52:21,360 --> 01:52:23,200 Someone you do not know dies. 3317 01:52:23,200 --> 01:52:24,640 Guaranteed, I won't be tricky. 3318 01:52:24,640 --> 01:52:25,880 I think this movie might be tricky 3319 01:52:25,880 --> 01:52:28,360 about who you don't know are. 3320 01:52:28,360 --> 01:52:29,200 I will make- 3321 01:52:29,200 --> 01:52:30,800 I think she's pregnant and they're like. 3322 01:52:30,800 --> 01:52:32,560 Oh shit, because you don't know your own baby. 3323 01:52:32,560 --> 01:52:33,760 Yeah, yeah. 3324 01:52:33,760 --> 01:52:34,720 Damn. 3325 01:52:34,720 --> 01:52:36,280 I would make it, you know what, 3326 01:52:36,280 --> 01:52:38,680 just to put your guys' minds at ease, you monsters, 3327 01:52:38,680 --> 01:52:39,960 I'll make it someone in another country 3328 01:52:39,960 --> 01:52:41,160 you've never heard of. 3329 01:52:41,160 --> 01:52:42,000 What do you do? 3330 01:52:42,000 --> 01:52:43,720 Okay, that I never heard of? 3331 01:52:43,720 --> 01:52:44,560 Yeah. 3332 01:52:44,560 --> 01:52:45,400 Like at mall? 3333 01:52:45,400 --> 01:52:46,220 Like it's just some- 3334 01:52:46,220 --> 01:52:47,060 It can't be like a prime minister or something? 3335 01:52:47,060 --> 01:52:48,480 No, it's like World War III. 3336 01:52:48,480 --> 01:52:50,320 It could be, but it's random. 3337 01:52:50,320 --> 01:52:51,760 It's just some random, 3338 01:52:51,760 --> 01:52:54,320 it's gonna be some random, you know. 3339 01:52:54,320 --> 01:52:56,240 What are the odds of, same odds? 3340 01:52:56,240 --> 01:53:01,240 Some like tech geek in Pakistan or a- 3341 01:53:02,080 --> 01:53:03,920 Or the prime minister of Pakistan. 3342 01:53:03,920 --> 01:53:06,480 Or an amateur soccer player in Brazil, right? 3343 01:53:07,880 --> 01:53:10,320 Just a gamer in Korea or- 3344 01:53:10,320 --> 01:53:11,160 Just anybody. 3345 01:53:11,160 --> 01:53:12,360 Anyone. 3346 01:53:12,360 --> 01:53:13,920 I'm doing a lot of stereotypes. 3347 01:53:13,920 --> 01:53:18,920 Or a world champion boxer in Thailand. 3348 01:53:20,040 --> 01:53:21,640 A little person behind a computer. 3349 01:53:21,640 --> 01:53:22,480 In Thailand. 3350 01:53:22,480 --> 01:53:23,320 In Thailand. 3351 01:53:23,320 --> 01:53:24,160 Wait, what? 3352 01:53:24,160 --> 01:53:24,980 A little person behind a computer. 3353 01:53:24,980 --> 01:53:26,920 Or a little person behind, hey, wait a minute. 3354 01:53:26,920 --> 01:53:27,760 No. 3355 01:53:27,760 --> 01:53:30,840 Like a whole village of- 3356 01:53:30,840 --> 01:53:33,560 I think probably there's a good 95% of people 3357 01:53:33,560 --> 01:53:35,520 that probably just do like, yeah, present. 3358 01:53:35,520 --> 01:53:36,360 Without hesitation. 3359 01:53:36,360 --> 01:53:37,720 But you're not choosing, yes or no? 3360 01:53:37,720 --> 01:53:38,560 You say yes or no? 3361 01:53:38,560 --> 01:53:39,380 You got a present? 3362 01:53:39,380 --> 01:53:40,220 I probably would, 3363 01:53:40,220 --> 01:53:42,320 but I wouldn't really change. 3364 01:53:42,320 --> 01:53:43,520 I wouldn't either for a million. 3365 01:53:43,520 --> 01:53:44,840 Now if it was 10 million, I might. 3366 01:53:44,840 --> 01:53:45,680 Not for money. 3367 01:53:47,480 --> 01:53:48,720 I couldn't. 3368 01:53:48,720 --> 01:53:50,880 Well, that's good to hear. 3369 01:53:50,880 --> 01:53:51,720 I feel like the- 3370 01:53:51,720 --> 01:53:53,560 It has to be life changing money right now. 3371 01:53:53,560 --> 01:53:54,920 What I should say right now is I agree with you guys. 3372 01:53:54,920 --> 01:53:56,720 Yeah, that's what you should say. 3373 01:53:56,720 --> 01:54:00,160 Because I feel pressured to say I wouldn't present. 3374 01:54:00,160 --> 01:54:03,600 Yeah, I mean, thank God I'd be alone 3375 01:54:03,600 --> 01:54:04,440 because I live alone. 3376 01:54:04,440 --> 01:54:05,760 So if this box showed up. 3377 01:54:06,640 --> 01:54:08,520 I just see the box, I open it up, 3378 01:54:08,520 --> 01:54:10,120 I'm just idly pressing the button as I move. 3379 01:54:10,120 --> 01:54:12,480 And he's like, I'm not gonna be in today. 3380 01:54:12,480 --> 01:54:15,320 It's like every time I push it, the million, right? 3381 01:54:15,320 --> 01:54:16,160 Yeah. 3382 01:54:16,160 --> 01:54:18,600 Every time you push it. 3383 01:54:18,600 --> 01:54:20,120 How about this, you know what would be crazy though 3384 01:54:20,120 --> 01:54:22,400 is you assume that it's a million every single time. 3385 01:54:22,400 --> 01:54:23,240 So you just do it. 3386 01:54:23,240 --> 01:54:24,320 But that's the trick. 3387 01:54:24,320 --> 01:54:27,680 The trick is you just start killing people. 3388 01:54:27,680 --> 01:54:29,200 You get a million dollars. 3389 01:54:30,200 --> 01:54:32,840 How about it's a dollar per person? 3390 01:54:32,840 --> 01:54:33,680 Oh my God. 3391 01:54:33,680 --> 01:54:34,520 Can I choose the people? 3392 01:54:34,520 --> 01:54:36,040 Can I choose the people? 3393 01:54:36,040 --> 01:54:37,240 A hundred dollars per. 3394 01:54:37,240 --> 01:54:38,080 No, a hundred dollars per. 3395 01:54:38,080 --> 01:54:38,920 It's not Death Note. 3396 01:54:38,920 --> 01:54:40,240 It's not a hundred dollars per, 3397 01:54:40,240 --> 01:54:41,080 every time you hit the button. 3398 01:54:41,080 --> 01:54:42,160 It's a hundred dollars a person? 3399 01:54:42,160 --> 01:54:42,980 A person. 3400 01:54:44,360 --> 01:54:45,880 But every time. 3401 01:54:45,880 --> 01:54:46,700 Every time. 3402 01:54:46,700 --> 01:54:47,640 Jesus Christ. 3403 01:54:47,640 --> 01:54:48,900 Every time. 3404 01:54:48,900 --> 01:54:50,120 Yeah, so if you need a hundred bucks, 3405 01:54:50,120 --> 01:54:51,360 you're like, someone died. 3406 01:54:51,360 --> 01:54:53,120 Someone died. 3407 01:54:53,120 --> 01:54:53,960 Someone died every day. 3408 01:54:53,960 --> 01:54:54,960 I say what's the dollar amount? 3409 01:54:54,960 --> 01:54:56,720 How do we know that death isn't caused 3410 01:54:56,720 --> 01:54:58,440 by someone with a box already? 3411 01:54:58,440 --> 01:54:59,280 Just make it mine. 3412 01:54:59,280 --> 01:55:00,120 We don't. 3413 01:55:00,120 --> 01:55:00,960 That's what this movie. 3414 01:55:00,960 --> 01:55:04,520 Are the Rockefellers controlling who dies on a daily basis? 3415 01:55:04,520 --> 01:55:05,840 We said this movie, we were saying, 3416 01:55:05,840 --> 01:55:07,520 we remind us in some ways of the Matrix, 3417 01:55:07,520 --> 01:55:08,880 which don't, and nevermind why, 3418 01:55:08,880 --> 01:55:10,760 because we were really high and going into this stuff. 3419 01:55:10,760 --> 01:55:12,280 But the point was- 3420 01:55:12,280 --> 01:55:13,280 You and your wife? 3421 01:55:13,280 --> 01:55:14,120 Me and my wife, yeah. 3422 01:55:14,120 --> 01:55:15,240 Okay. 3423 01:55:15,240 --> 01:55:17,560 We were, we were, started thinking about it. 3424 01:55:17,560 --> 01:55:19,680 If we were, the Matrix has, 3425 01:55:19,680 --> 01:55:22,000 the biggest plot hole of the Matrix- 3426 01:55:22,000 --> 01:55:23,100 Watch it. 3427 01:55:23,100 --> 01:55:25,160 The biggest plot hole of the Matrix 3428 01:55:25,160 --> 01:55:27,760 is that it can't work because no one wants out. 3429 01:55:27,760 --> 01:55:29,400 Why would you want out? 3430 01:55:29,400 --> 01:55:30,500 Wait. 3431 01:55:30,500 --> 01:55:31,340 I don't think- Why would you? 3432 01:55:31,340 --> 01:55:32,180 You wouldn't. 3433 01:55:32,180 --> 01:55:33,000 No, no, no, no. 3434 01:55:33,000 --> 01:55:33,840 I don't think that's the problem with the Matrix. 3435 01:55:33,840 --> 01:55:35,560 People would have want out. 3436 01:55:35,560 --> 01:55:37,640 People would want in with cheat codes, 3437 01:55:37,640 --> 01:55:39,160 and that's what's the problem. 3438 01:55:39,160 --> 01:55:40,120 Is that, is- 3439 01:55:40,120 --> 01:55:41,560 No, you're already in. 3440 01:55:41,560 --> 01:55:42,920 The thing is, in the Matrix, it opens, 3441 01:55:42,920 --> 01:55:44,000 you're already in the Matrix. 3442 01:55:44,000 --> 01:55:44,820 There's no- 3443 01:55:44,820 --> 01:55:46,820 No, we're right now, we are in the Matrix. 3444 01:55:46,820 --> 01:55:48,560 If we're in the Matrix right now, I don't want out. 3445 01:55:48,560 --> 01:55:49,400 That's my whole point. 3446 01:55:49,400 --> 01:55:50,800 I understand, of course you don't want out. 3447 01:55:50,800 --> 01:55:53,080 But you do want out if getting out 3448 01:55:53,080 --> 01:55:55,040 puts you back in with cheats. 3449 01:55:55,040 --> 01:55:56,720 Like, what I'm saying is right now, 3450 01:55:56,720 --> 01:56:00,800 being dumb to the fact that we can't escape the Matrix 3451 01:56:00,800 --> 01:56:02,480 makes us pawns of the Matrix, 3452 01:56:02,480 --> 01:56:03,800 makes us part of the coding, makes us just- 3453 01:56:03,800 --> 01:56:04,640 I don't care. 3454 01:56:04,640 --> 01:56:06,200 It just makes us regular human beings. 3455 01:56:06,200 --> 01:56:07,920 Fine, be comfortable with your life. 3456 01:56:07,920 --> 01:56:10,600 But what I'm saying is, if we are in the Matrix, 3457 01:56:10,600 --> 01:56:13,320 I would love to know that, then escape, 3458 01:56:13,320 --> 01:56:15,580 and then go back in with cheats. 3459 01:56:15,580 --> 01:56:18,120 Knowing that like, oh, here's the money code, 3460 01:56:18,120 --> 01:56:20,940 here's like fitness code, here's whatever. 3461 01:56:20,940 --> 01:56:22,760 I just come back like a god, and I'm- 3462 01:56:22,760 --> 01:56:24,960 But at the time, you don't know the cost of getting out, 3463 01:56:24,960 --> 01:56:25,800 I'm saying. 3464 01:56:25,800 --> 01:56:26,780 That's true, because you've seen the movie, 3465 01:56:26,780 --> 01:56:28,400 you know all the cost and the benefits. 3466 01:56:28,400 --> 01:56:31,040 I know what the Wieckowski's say the cost would be, 3467 01:56:31,040 --> 01:56:31,880 waking up in a pile of goo. 3468 01:56:31,880 --> 01:56:33,360 What I'm saying, you don't know, in your life, 3469 01:56:33,360 --> 01:56:35,200 I'm saying now, if I gave you that choice, 3470 01:56:35,200 --> 01:56:36,880 it's the same as the box choice. 3471 01:56:36,880 --> 01:56:38,440 You don't know what's on the outside. 3472 01:56:38,440 --> 01:56:40,100 You, do you want me to pull it 3473 01:56:40,100 --> 01:56:42,840 without you knowing what the outside is? 3474 01:56:42,840 --> 01:56:46,320 I would hope that if someone pulled me out from the outside, 3475 01:56:46,320 --> 01:56:48,080 that they would have my best interest at heart. 3476 01:56:48,080 --> 01:56:52,200 I wouldn't want to wake up as like a slave in the, 3477 01:56:52,200 --> 01:56:54,700 in what I would consider to be the future, I guess, 3478 01:56:54,700 --> 01:56:57,320 but it's the present day. 3479 01:56:57,320 --> 01:56:58,720 What's the, I'm saying, how do you- 3480 01:56:58,720 --> 01:56:59,560 I don't know. 3481 01:56:59,560 --> 01:57:00,380 Yeah. 3482 01:57:00,380 --> 01:57:01,560 But we don't know, this is all hypothetical. 3483 01:57:01,560 --> 01:57:02,800 I think we're a simulation. 3484 01:57:02,800 --> 01:57:04,520 I don't even think any of that matters. 3485 01:57:04,520 --> 01:57:05,880 I don't think there's an unplugging. 3486 01:57:05,880 --> 01:57:07,780 I don't think that there's a D-matrixing. 3487 01:57:07,780 --> 01:57:11,280 I think that someone turns the program off. 3488 01:57:11,280 --> 01:57:12,280 And it just shuts off. 3489 01:57:12,280 --> 01:57:13,960 I think there's one of us. 3490 01:57:13,960 --> 01:57:15,600 There is, there is one of us. 3491 01:57:15,600 --> 01:57:17,680 I think it's either me or one of you. 3492 01:57:17,680 --> 01:57:20,880 But the program, the program is, 3493 01:57:20,880 --> 01:57:23,120 program's pretty well built. 3494 01:57:23,120 --> 01:57:26,200 So like, it's convinced me that like, I think I'm real. 3495 01:57:26,200 --> 01:57:27,920 And I think it's convinced you all, you think you're real. 3496 01:57:27,920 --> 01:57:30,080 But I think there's only one, maybe, 3497 01:57:30,080 --> 01:57:31,920 real person playing this game, 3498 01:57:31,920 --> 01:57:35,560 or, but I think once I die, the computer, 3499 01:57:35,560 --> 01:57:37,080 it's gonna shut off for everybody. 3500 01:57:37,080 --> 01:57:39,480 I don't think the world's gonna exist after I'm gone. 3501 01:57:39,480 --> 01:57:40,320 It's just you, right? 3502 01:57:40,320 --> 01:57:42,120 It's just you. 3503 01:57:42,120 --> 01:57:43,720 You're in control of everything. 3504 01:57:43,720 --> 01:57:45,040 God complex much, Andy? 3505 01:57:45,040 --> 01:57:46,280 I haven't died yet. 3506 01:57:46,280 --> 01:57:47,120 Yeah. 3507 01:57:47,120 --> 01:57:49,120 And should have many times. 3508 01:57:49,120 --> 01:57:51,040 And the simulation's still running. 3509 01:57:51,040 --> 01:57:51,880 Yeah. 3510 01:57:53,580 --> 01:57:55,060 So who knows? 3511 01:57:56,760 --> 01:57:58,720 You said you're going to a children's event after this? 3512 01:57:58,720 --> 01:57:59,560 Yes. 3513 01:57:59,560 --> 01:58:00,640 You're wearing your fried rice podcast shirt? 3514 01:58:00,640 --> 01:58:02,360 I probably will have to change shirts for that. 3515 01:58:02,360 --> 01:58:03,440 Why? 3516 01:58:03,440 --> 01:58:04,280 It's funny. 3517 01:58:05,520 --> 01:58:07,160 We went to Comic Con wearing it, 3518 01:58:07,160 --> 01:58:09,000 and there was a bunch of fucking kids saw us while we were. 3519 01:58:09,000 --> 01:58:12,040 This is like, younger than those kids. 3520 01:58:12,040 --> 01:58:13,160 It's like wearing a Budweiser shirt. 3521 01:58:13,160 --> 01:58:14,560 Which I wouldn't do either. 3522 01:58:14,560 --> 01:58:16,600 Well, because you hate trans people. 3523 01:58:16,600 --> 01:58:17,440 What? 3524 01:58:18,800 --> 01:58:19,640 Wow. 3525 01:58:19,640 --> 01:58:21,720 That is unbelievable. 3526 01:58:21,720 --> 01:58:23,440 Unlike any I've ever heard. 3527 01:58:23,440 --> 01:58:24,720 I don't know, man, why else wouldn't you 3528 01:58:24,720 --> 01:58:25,880 wear a Budweiser shirt? 3529 01:58:25,880 --> 01:58:26,720 To a children's concert. 3530 01:58:26,720 --> 01:58:28,320 What, you kid rock? 3531 01:58:28,320 --> 01:58:30,600 An eight year old child doing Frozen? 3532 01:58:30,600 --> 01:58:33,040 No, I don't think that's probably inappropriate. 3533 01:58:33,040 --> 01:58:34,480 You gotta let it go. 3534 01:58:34,480 --> 01:58:35,320 Let it go. 3535 01:58:35,320 --> 01:58:36,680 Yeah. 3536 01:58:36,680 --> 01:58:37,960 Wait, or is it let it snow? 3537 01:58:37,960 --> 01:58:38,880 Let it go. 3538 01:58:38,880 --> 01:58:39,720 You're right. 3539 01:58:39,720 --> 01:58:40,560 Trust me, I've heard it a million times. 3540 01:58:40,560 --> 01:58:42,480 Why wouldn't it be let it snow? 3541 01:58:42,480 --> 01:58:44,120 And by the way, Frozen's a great movie. 3542 01:58:44,120 --> 01:58:44,960 Let it snow. 3543 01:58:46,480 --> 01:58:47,320 Frozen. 3544 01:58:47,320 --> 01:58:48,160 It's a great movie. 3545 01:58:48,160 --> 01:58:49,360 Frozen's actually a great movie. 3546 01:58:49,360 --> 01:58:50,200 I will recommend Frozen to you. 3547 01:58:50,200 --> 01:58:52,200 Just talk about your emotions. 3548 01:58:52,200 --> 01:58:54,080 Oh, stupid. 3549 01:58:54,080 --> 01:58:55,880 I have seen both of the Frozen's. 3550 01:58:55,880 --> 01:58:57,360 Yeah, that's how I like them. 3551 01:58:57,360 --> 01:59:00,040 But it's been a while and I haven't re-watched them. 3552 01:59:00,040 --> 01:59:03,280 But I dated someone who wanted to watch the second one. 3553 01:59:03,280 --> 01:59:04,120 And first. 3554 01:59:04,120 --> 01:59:06,040 It was like a girlfriend bringing me to him. 3555 01:59:06,040 --> 01:59:06,880 Right. 3556 01:59:07,840 --> 01:59:08,680 They're okay. 3557 01:59:08,680 --> 01:59:10,800 The animation's fine. 3558 01:59:10,800 --> 01:59:12,520 I like the plot twist with the, 3559 01:59:13,520 --> 01:59:15,560 the fact that, spoilers for Frozen. 3560 01:59:15,560 --> 01:59:17,280 Spoilers for 20 year old movie. 3561 01:59:17,280 --> 01:59:22,280 I like the plot twist that one of the likable-esque dudes 3562 01:59:22,440 --> 01:59:23,680 turns out to be a douchebag. 3563 01:59:23,680 --> 01:59:25,000 Is he likable though? 3564 01:59:25,000 --> 01:59:27,160 No, but they think he is. 3565 01:59:27,160 --> 01:59:31,960 He's charming enough to sort of con them a little bit. 3566 01:59:31,960 --> 01:59:34,400 Or can them a little bit. 3567 01:59:34,400 --> 01:59:35,240 I don't really know anymore. 3568 01:59:35,240 --> 01:59:36,560 The kids play that they were in for kids 3569 01:59:36,560 --> 01:59:37,680 works pretty well in that. 3570 01:59:37,680 --> 01:59:41,480 It's actually, it's a decent production. 3571 01:59:41,480 --> 01:59:42,320 Of what? 3572 01:59:42,320 --> 01:59:43,160 Frozen. 3573 01:59:43,160 --> 01:59:44,000 Oh, the one they're doing? 3574 01:59:44,000 --> 01:59:44,960 That's what they're doing, yeah. 3575 01:59:44,960 --> 01:59:45,800 You seen that already? 3576 01:59:45,800 --> 01:59:46,640 Yeah. 3577 01:59:46,640 --> 01:59:48,640 Why would you go back for another one? 3578 01:59:48,640 --> 01:59:51,080 I understand the two parts, the way it works. 3579 01:59:51,080 --> 01:59:52,160 It's just, when you have kids. 3580 01:59:52,160 --> 01:59:53,000 Oh, that's right. 3581 01:59:53,000 --> 01:59:55,240 Someday you'll understand that they are not. 3582 01:59:55,240 --> 01:59:56,440 Or not. 3583 01:59:56,440 --> 01:59:58,040 You've seen my trajectory in life. 3584 01:59:58,040 --> 02:00:00,000 You think it's still on the table 3585 02:00:00,000 --> 02:00:02,240 I'm gonna get married one day and have kids? 3586 02:00:02,240 --> 02:00:04,840 With how fucking weirdly neurotic I am? 3587 02:00:04,840 --> 02:00:07,000 And how I just wanna be left the fuck alone? 3588 02:00:07,000 --> 02:00:09,280 The fact that I let you people in my house for a podcast 3589 02:00:09,280 --> 02:00:13,840 that self serves me is already breaks my comforts. 3590 02:00:13,840 --> 02:00:15,840 But it is hilarious because anytime you're around kids 3591 02:00:15,840 --> 02:00:16,680 you do great. 3592 02:00:16,680 --> 02:00:17,800 You're really good with kids. 3593 02:00:17,800 --> 02:00:19,200 So it's like, it makes no sense. 3594 02:00:19,200 --> 02:00:21,040 He's good with kids and dogs. 3595 02:00:21,040 --> 02:00:22,520 He's good with all the toys in his apartment. 3596 02:00:22,520 --> 02:00:23,560 Literally. 3597 02:00:23,560 --> 02:00:24,400 Look around. 3598 02:00:24,400 --> 02:00:27,560 I've grown up one inch since, you know, like, no. 3599 02:00:27,560 --> 02:00:28,880 I don't wanna grow up. 3600 02:00:28,880 --> 02:00:31,640 He grabs the dolls and starts talking and playing. 3601 02:00:31,640 --> 02:00:32,480 Hey, Joker. 3602 02:00:32,480 --> 02:00:33,320 Brings out Randy Ice. 3603 02:00:33,320 --> 02:00:35,480 I just talked to Joker the whole time I'm playing games. 3604 02:00:35,480 --> 02:00:36,480 Randy Ice and Joker. 3605 02:00:36,480 --> 02:00:39,440 Yeah, I have a puppet guy playing with that. 3606 02:00:39,440 --> 02:00:41,680 It's literally a puppet that I made comfortable earlier 3607 02:00:41,680 --> 02:00:44,400 today with his feet choked up in a little hat 3608 02:00:44,400 --> 02:00:45,640 blocking the sun. 3609 02:00:45,640 --> 02:00:47,440 So that he's just, oh shit. 3610 02:00:47,440 --> 02:00:48,640 Sorry. 3611 02:00:48,640 --> 02:00:50,080 How many times did you readjust him? 3612 02:00:50,080 --> 02:00:51,880 Like looking at him and go, no. 3613 02:00:51,880 --> 02:00:53,840 Well, I had to because at one point it looked like. 3614 02:00:53,840 --> 02:00:54,680 Yes, you did. 3615 02:00:54,680 --> 02:00:57,240 Yeah, no, because he was like this at the door. 3616 02:00:57,240 --> 02:01:00,000 Like his face was just facing the door 3617 02:01:00,000 --> 02:01:01,560 and I didn't want that every time. 3618 02:01:01,560 --> 02:01:04,160 Got a little Randy staring at me from the corner. 3619 02:01:04,160 --> 02:01:05,000 Like playing with feet. 3620 02:01:05,000 --> 02:01:05,840 Slack jaw Randy. 3621 02:01:05,840 --> 02:01:09,120 So I put the hat on him and I folded it down over his eyes. 3622 02:01:09,120 --> 02:01:10,680 But so. 3623 02:01:10,680 --> 02:01:12,320 His story changed your life. 3624 02:01:12,320 --> 02:01:13,160 The which one? 3625 02:01:13,160 --> 02:01:14,600 Toy story made you think of toys earlier. 3626 02:01:14,600 --> 02:01:15,440 Yeah. 3627 02:01:15,440 --> 02:01:16,280 Yeah. 3628 02:01:16,280 --> 02:01:17,200 But I am a still kid. 3629 02:01:17,200 --> 02:01:18,840 That's probably why I'm good with kids. 3630 02:01:18,840 --> 02:01:21,200 Just because I literally am comfortable 3631 02:01:21,200 --> 02:01:22,600 running around and playing. 3632 02:01:22,600 --> 02:01:27,600 But real quick, Brandon, since you're not on the ad, 3633 02:01:29,920 --> 02:01:31,080 we're not doing a rice ball. 3634 02:01:31,080 --> 02:01:33,000 It's a typical show. 3635 02:01:33,000 --> 02:01:35,520 You've been playing RoboCop. 3636 02:01:35,520 --> 02:01:39,640 Give us a, just give us a brief review slash impression 3637 02:01:39,640 --> 02:01:42,280 so far and if you can give it early rating. 3638 02:01:42,280 --> 02:01:43,120 On RoboCop? 3639 02:01:43,120 --> 02:01:43,960 Yeah, on the game. 3640 02:01:43,960 --> 02:01:44,800 The new. 3641 02:01:44,800 --> 02:01:45,640 It's fun. 3642 02:01:45,640 --> 02:01:46,760 You skipped a whole section. 3643 02:01:46,760 --> 02:01:47,600 I know. 3644 02:01:47,600 --> 02:01:48,680 Well whatever, we'll go back to it. 3645 02:01:48,680 --> 02:01:49,520 The game? 3646 02:01:49,520 --> 02:01:50,640 Yeah, no, we'll go back to it. 3647 02:01:50,640 --> 02:01:52,560 I just, listen. 3648 02:01:52,560 --> 02:01:53,400 I. 3649 02:01:53,400 --> 02:01:54,240 You guys haven't even rated the movie. 3650 02:01:54,240 --> 02:01:56,280 I know, fuck it, but just tell me. 3651 02:01:57,280 --> 02:01:59,000 Tell me what you think of the game. 3652 02:01:59,000 --> 02:02:00,320 I'm enjoying it. 3653 02:02:00,320 --> 02:02:02,080 I mean, I'm sure I could be playing it 3654 02:02:02,080 --> 02:02:04,240 a lot more fast paced, but I'm kind of taking my time 3655 02:02:04,240 --> 02:02:06,760 because like each area is kind of split up 3656 02:02:06,760 --> 02:02:08,040 into like almost like a level 3657 02:02:08,040 --> 02:02:11,120 and you have this certain amount of the city 3658 02:02:11,120 --> 02:02:14,080 or a place that you can investigate and find clues, 3659 02:02:14,080 --> 02:02:16,720 find side quests that way and stuff like that. 3660 02:02:16,720 --> 02:02:19,060 And once you finish like the main story from that, 3661 02:02:19,060 --> 02:02:21,480 you kind of go on to the next place and you don't go back. 3662 02:02:21,480 --> 02:02:22,480 Is this a new game? 3663 02:02:22,480 --> 02:02:23,320 Yeah. 3664 02:02:23,320 --> 02:02:24,160 Robocop or you're playing the 19. 3665 02:02:24,160 --> 02:02:27,760 But it looks like you're in the 80s. 3666 02:02:27,760 --> 02:02:29,160 Yeah, is it a remaster though? 3667 02:02:29,160 --> 02:02:30,000 The 80s? 3668 02:02:30,000 --> 02:02:30,840 No, it's a brand new game. 3669 02:02:30,840 --> 02:02:31,680 No, brand new game. 3670 02:02:31,680 --> 02:02:32,520 It's a brand new game. 3671 02:02:32,520 --> 02:02:33,360 First person shooter. 3672 02:02:33,360 --> 02:02:35,200 Yeah, brand new game, good graphics. 3673 02:02:35,200 --> 02:02:37,840 Decent graphics, like a double A graphics, not triple A. 3674 02:02:37,840 --> 02:02:40,360 Yeah, it's a little buggy. 3675 02:02:40,360 --> 02:02:43,280 But you play, but what makes this one kind of cool 3676 02:02:43,280 --> 02:02:45,560 is the way you move, I think. 3677 02:02:45,560 --> 02:02:47,640 You're a tank, like you really are like Robocop. 3678 02:02:47,640 --> 02:02:50,120 So when you're walking around, you're slow. 3679 02:02:50,120 --> 02:02:51,080 Like the mech style, right? 3680 02:02:51,080 --> 02:02:52,760 Yeah, you're slow. 3681 02:02:52,760 --> 02:02:53,600 Mech movements, I got it. 3682 02:02:53,600 --> 02:02:54,800 And your footprints are loud. 3683 02:02:54,800 --> 02:02:56,480 You're not jumping behind cover. 3684 02:02:56,480 --> 02:02:58,000 You're just, you're standing there 3685 02:02:58,000 --> 02:03:00,040 and you're just marking, you're marking targets 3686 02:03:00,040 --> 02:03:02,160 and then fucking blowing their heads off. 3687 02:03:02,160 --> 02:03:04,480 Robocop would be more like a mech in real life. 3688 02:03:04,480 --> 02:03:05,320 A little bit, yeah. 3689 02:03:05,320 --> 02:03:07,280 Several hundred pounds and be like, yeah. 3690 02:03:07,280 --> 02:03:10,080 My friend sent me something about Robocop. 3691 02:03:10,080 --> 02:03:13,480 Like put it in the group chat, but it's fucking crazy. 3692 02:03:13,480 --> 02:03:14,680 Okay. 3693 02:03:14,680 --> 02:03:15,600 Well then please do. 3694 02:03:15,600 --> 02:03:16,440 Please do. 3695 02:03:16,440 --> 02:03:17,280 You're the game. 3696 02:03:17,280 --> 02:03:18,120 Sure. 3697 02:03:18,120 --> 02:03:18,960 It's about the movie. 3698 02:03:18,960 --> 02:03:21,480 There's this deleted scene, which I don't believe it. 3699 02:03:21,480 --> 02:03:22,600 Oh. 3700 02:03:22,600 --> 02:03:23,440 From the movie? 3701 02:03:23,440 --> 02:03:25,280 That's not sad. 3702 02:03:25,280 --> 02:03:26,400 Well, what is it? 3703 02:03:26,400 --> 02:03:28,080 I don't wanna do this. 3704 02:03:28,080 --> 02:03:28,920 You don't? 3705 02:03:28,920 --> 02:03:31,480 You can't even explain it. 3706 02:03:31,480 --> 02:03:33,120 I don't wanna explain it. 3707 02:03:33,120 --> 02:03:34,880 I want you guys to witness what I had to witness. 3708 02:03:34,880 --> 02:03:35,720 Okay. 3709 02:03:35,720 --> 02:03:37,280 All right, yeah. 3710 02:03:37,280 --> 02:03:38,360 I guess put it in the chat. 3711 02:03:38,360 --> 02:03:40,800 I've had friends preference things like that 3712 02:03:40,800 --> 02:03:41,640 before on the internet. 3713 02:03:41,640 --> 02:03:42,640 I don't know if I wanna see it. 3714 02:03:42,640 --> 02:03:45,680 Yeah, somebody fucking got me to click 3715 02:03:45,680 --> 02:03:47,760 on something that involved two cups 3716 02:03:47,760 --> 02:03:49,280 and I... 3717 02:03:49,280 --> 02:03:50,120 Oh yeah. 3718 02:03:50,120 --> 02:03:52,480 Wasn't gonna state the name of it, Andy. 3719 02:03:52,480 --> 02:03:53,320 Was that the one? 3720 02:03:53,320 --> 02:03:54,320 It was one of them. 3721 02:03:54,320 --> 02:03:55,160 One of them. 3722 02:03:55,160 --> 02:03:56,000 Oh my God. 3723 02:03:56,000 --> 02:03:58,120 But I'll tell you what, if you wanna know the secret 3724 02:03:58,120 --> 02:04:00,600 of what the fuck he's talking about, 3725 02:04:00,600 --> 02:04:05,600 call our voicemail at 702-829-0117. 3726 02:04:08,200 --> 02:04:10,400 This goes out to, what's his name? 3727 02:04:11,400 --> 02:04:13,520 What's, oh God, what was his fake character's name? 3728 02:04:13,520 --> 02:04:15,040 I've been saying it this whole time. 3729 02:04:15,040 --> 02:04:16,840 Jeremiah Kane. 3730 02:04:16,840 --> 02:04:17,840 Jeremiah Kane, yeah. 3731 02:04:17,840 --> 02:04:19,960 No, Jericho Kane. 3732 02:04:19,960 --> 02:04:21,320 Jericho Kane. 3733 02:04:21,320 --> 02:04:22,760 This is Dr. Whatever. 3734 02:04:22,760 --> 02:04:24,560 Take your pants off, let me suck your dick. 3735 02:04:24,560 --> 02:04:25,520 Yeah. 3736 02:04:25,520 --> 02:04:29,520 But you need to call 702-829-0117 3737 02:04:29,520 --> 02:04:32,280 and get ahold of the fucking senator or whatever the fuck. 3738 02:04:32,280 --> 02:04:33,680 Or call Oscar, whatever. 3739 02:04:33,680 --> 02:04:38,680 Um, I, our question of the week is from Zach and it was, 3740 02:04:40,520 --> 02:04:43,800 what is your favorite type of... 3741 02:04:43,800 --> 02:04:44,640 Story. 3742 02:04:44,640 --> 02:04:45,480 Like story. 3743 02:04:45,480 --> 02:04:47,640 So for instance, I'll just give you mine up top. 3744 02:04:47,640 --> 02:04:52,560 It is, I enjoy time looping and time travel. 3745 02:04:52,560 --> 02:04:56,000 Those are my two favorite types of anything. 3746 02:04:56,000 --> 02:04:58,520 TV show, movie, books, like whatever. 3747 02:04:58,520 --> 02:04:59,920 I love time travel. 3748 02:04:59,920 --> 02:05:01,920 I love repeating day stuff. 3749 02:05:01,920 --> 02:05:05,560 Like Groundhog's Day, Palm Springs, the fucking, 3750 02:05:06,560 --> 02:05:10,200 map, tiny, map of tiny perfect things, which I... 3751 02:05:11,360 --> 02:05:13,800 You can at me all day long about that one. 3752 02:05:13,800 --> 02:05:14,640 But that's... 3753 02:05:14,640 --> 02:05:17,600 Yeah, Quantum Leap, that's a silly one. 3754 02:05:17,600 --> 02:05:20,000 I always get to the episode where he becomes 3755 02:05:20,000 --> 02:05:22,000 the kid with Down syndrome and I'm just like, 3756 02:05:22,000 --> 02:05:24,160 I don't know if I can watch this. 3757 02:05:26,960 --> 02:05:31,360 Okay, so B plus for me for Southland Tales. 3758 02:05:31,360 --> 02:05:33,360 All right, well we haven't even heard your thoughts 3759 02:05:33,360 --> 02:05:35,080 so much on it yet other than interjections. 3760 02:05:35,080 --> 02:05:36,680 I want to hear your notes too. 3761 02:05:36,680 --> 02:05:37,520 Yeah. 3762 02:05:37,520 --> 02:05:39,000 I covered most of my notes. 3763 02:05:39,000 --> 02:05:39,840 Did you? 3764 02:05:39,840 --> 02:05:41,200 I didn't take very many notes. 3765 02:05:41,200 --> 02:05:43,400 I, well yeah, you slept in the last part 3766 02:05:43,400 --> 02:05:44,720 because it's working late. 3767 02:05:44,720 --> 02:05:45,560 Because it's working late. 3768 02:05:45,560 --> 02:05:47,160 It's five o'clock in the morning. 3769 02:05:47,160 --> 02:05:48,960 I gotta go to sleep. 3770 02:05:48,960 --> 02:05:53,040 I have no idea if this movie was good or if it was bad. 3771 02:05:53,040 --> 02:05:54,480 It's a lot of both. 3772 02:05:55,360 --> 02:05:57,800 It's a lot of good and a lot of bad. 3773 02:05:57,800 --> 02:06:01,440 And it's definitely insane. 3774 02:06:03,560 --> 02:06:06,880 I'm gonna say B plus. 3775 02:06:09,520 --> 02:06:11,280 You can't, it's like my wife said, 3776 02:06:11,280 --> 02:06:13,760 what is this and why the fuck are we watching it 3777 02:06:13,760 --> 02:06:15,000 and why can't I stop? 3778 02:06:15,000 --> 02:06:16,600 And you got through the whole fucking thing. 3779 02:06:16,600 --> 02:06:20,320 Oh no, and talked about it for two hours afterwards. 3780 02:06:20,320 --> 02:06:25,280 It's one of those movies though that will make you think, 3781 02:06:25,280 --> 02:06:27,800 if you like a movie that'll make you think, 3782 02:06:27,800 --> 02:06:28,840 this movie's good. 3783 02:06:28,840 --> 02:06:31,480 Fuck yeah, B plus, B plus, ready. 3784 02:06:33,040 --> 02:06:37,200 Now, yeah, I didn't pass out because it was boring. 3785 02:06:37,200 --> 02:06:38,240 Because I fell asleep. 3786 02:06:38,240 --> 02:06:39,360 Because it was five a.m. 3787 02:06:39,360 --> 02:06:40,800 I fell asleep at Kevin Smith's part. 3788 02:06:40,800 --> 02:06:43,880 And I was super enthralled and then just out. 3789 02:06:43,880 --> 02:06:45,480 Sure, you just passed out. 3790 02:06:45,480 --> 02:06:47,840 But it's hilarious. 3791 02:06:47,840 --> 02:06:50,360 I laughed the entire way through. 3792 02:06:51,560 --> 02:06:54,600 The first act was probably the best part. 3793 02:06:54,600 --> 02:06:55,440 I think so too. 3794 02:06:55,440 --> 02:06:58,160 It did, it does, yeah, it has a lot of build up. 3795 02:06:58,160 --> 02:07:00,320 And then you get to a point where you're just like, 3796 02:07:00,320 --> 02:07:02,280 they're fucking with The Rock's character. 3797 02:07:02,280 --> 02:07:03,760 Everybody's just fucking with him. 3798 02:07:03,760 --> 02:07:06,160 Everybody's telling him, go to the place. 3799 02:07:06,160 --> 02:07:07,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 3800 02:07:07,000 --> 02:07:09,280 Like the little lady, go here, do this, do that. 3801 02:07:09,280 --> 02:07:11,680 Everybody's pulling, it just sucks. 3802 02:07:11,680 --> 02:07:13,280 He's just this confused, nervous, 3803 02:07:13,280 --> 02:07:15,880 regular person that's just confused. 3804 02:07:15,880 --> 02:07:17,200 His fingers are all like. 3805 02:07:17,200 --> 02:07:20,160 Like Andy thinks he's The Rock. 3806 02:07:20,160 --> 02:07:21,000 Yeah. 3807 02:07:21,000 --> 02:07:21,840 Yeah. 3808 02:07:23,280 --> 02:07:24,840 It's the new Rock gesture. 3809 02:07:24,840 --> 02:07:27,600 Yeah, it's the Andy thing, it's just the whole. 3810 02:07:27,600 --> 02:07:29,880 Yeah, but I would give it a C plus. 3811 02:07:29,880 --> 02:07:32,000 Just, if you know the backstory, 3812 02:07:32,000 --> 02:07:34,440 knowing the backstory gives it a higher grade. 3813 02:07:34,440 --> 02:07:35,280 Sure. 3814 02:07:35,280 --> 02:07:38,200 But going into it with no backstory, C plus. 3815 02:07:38,200 --> 02:07:39,520 So it's a B. 3816 02:07:39,520 --> 02:07:40,360 Yeah. 3817 02:07:40,360 --> 02:07:42,560 Oh, you didn't count, you didn't count as W. 3818 02:07:42,560 --> 02:07:44,640 Yeah, he's not here. 3819 02:07:44,640 --> 02:07:45,560 Whose? 3820 02:07:45,560 --> 02:07:46,400 Whose W? 3821 02:07:46,400 --> 02:07:47,800 I've seen parts of it. 3822 02:07:50,040 --> 02:07:50,960 So I'm gonna say a W, 3823 02:07:50,960 --> 02:07:52,800 because I didn't know what the fuck was going on. 3824 02:07:52,800 --> 02:07:55,160 You guys showed me an animated car fucking each other. 3825 02:07:55,160 --> 02:07:57,520 You guys showed me. 3826 02:07:57,520 --> 02:07:58,840 So it's showing me some ice cream truck. 3827 02:07:58,840 --> 02:08:01,800 Don't you have more animated cars fucking each other? 3828 02:08:01,800 --> 02:08:02,640 Come on. 3829 02:08:04,240 --> 02:08:06,240 We did a sequel to the cartoons. 3830 02:08:06,240 --> 02:08:07,560 You guys showed me an ice cream truck 3831 02:08:07,560 --> 02:08:10,600 that floats with the dude on there that shoots a rocket. 3832 02:08:10,600 --> 02:08:12,360 None of it made sense to me at all. 3833 02:08:12,360 --> 02:08:16,520 No, there's a lot to unpack. 3834 02:08:16,520 --> 02:08:20,360 I want the same W as Austin's, where it's carbon. 3835 02:08:20,360 --> 02:08:21,960 And I'm only doing that. 3836 02:08:21,960 --> 02:08:23,920 Well, I'm gonna. 3837 02:08:23,920 --> 02:08:26,120 We have taken Bob's grade from the internet. 3838 02:08:27,160 --> 02:08:28,000 No, no we haven't. 3839 02:08:28,000 --> 02:08:28,840 Yeah, we have. 3840 02:08:28,840 --> 02:08:30,160 Yeah, we have. 3841 02:08:30,160 --> 02:08:31,000 Well. 3842 02:08:33,000 --> 02:08:35,720 This movie's amazing, it deserves a B, it's getting a B. 3843 02:08:35,720 --> 02:08:39,160 So South End Tales gets a B official, 3844 02:08:39,160 --> 02:08:41,440 Andy Rice Gauntlet thrown down. 3845 02:08:41,440 --> 02:08:44,560 All right, now, this a little bit. 3846 02:08:44,560 --> 02:08:46,960 Did you guys prepare a movie? 3847 02:08:46,960 --> 02:08:47,880 I got one. 3848 02:08:47,880 --> 02:08:48,720 Did you? 3849 02:08:48,720 --> 02:08:49,560 I got one. 3850 02:08:49,560 --> 02:08:51,320 Then I think we're gonna go what we. 3851 02:08:51,320 --> 02:08:52,160 Normal? 3852 02:08:52,160 --> 02:08:52,980 Oh, normal rules. 3853 02:08:52,980 --> 02:08:53,820 Okay. 3854 02:08:53,820 --> 02:08:54,660 Yeah. 3855 02:08:54,660 --> 02:08:56,920 Because we found, well no, we found that 3856 02:08:56,920 --> 02:08:58,720 when it's just Austin, Mike and I, 3857 02:08:58,720 --> 02:08:59,560 that we should go in. 3858 02:08:59,560 --> 02:09:00,880 Well it became kind of pointless. 3859 02:09:00,880 --> 02:09:02,040 We should go in an order. 3860 02:09:02,040 --> 02:09:02,880 Because it's like three people. 3861 02:09:02,880 --> 02:09:04,120 We should just, one of us should recommend. 3862 02:09:04,120 --> 02:09:05,920 So the next time it's just the three of us, 3863 02:09:05,920 --> 02:09:06,760 Mike will get the next pick. 3864 02:09:06,760 --> 02:09:08,960 No, it'll still be Austin. 3865 02:09:08,960 --> 02:09:10,840 No, you were supposed to get this week's. 3866 02:09:10,840 --> 02:09:11,880 Austin was supposed to get this week's, 3867 02:09:11,880 --> 02:09:13,920 but he wasn't here so I was gonna get it. 3868 02:09:13,920 --> 02:09:14,760 All right, well then. 3869 02:09:14,760 --> 02:09:15,580 So it'll still be Austin. 3870 02:09:15,580 --> 02:09:16,420 Fine. 3871 02:09:16,420 --> 02:09:17,260 You're just trying to get yourself back to the top. 3872 02:09:17,260 --> 02:09:18,100 Back to the top fast, Andy. 3873 02:09:18,100 --> 02:09:20,320 I can pick you whenever the fuck I want. 3874 02:09:20,320 --> 02:09:21,680 I'm just letting you guys figure out 3875 02:09:21,680 --> 02:09:23,640 when you guys wanna go next, all right? 3876 02:09:23,640 --> 02:09:25,200 So, fuck, all right. 3877 02:09:25,200 --> 02:09:27,440 Well you redeemed yourself this week. 3878 02:09:27,440 --> 02:09:28,280 I'll give you that. 3879 02:09:28,280 --> 02:09:29,100 Oh, thank you. 3880 02:09:29,100 --> 02:09:29,940 Yeah. 3881 02:09:29,940 --> 02:09:30,760 I knew you guys would like that. 3882 02:09:30,760 --> 02:09:31,600 Not to Austin. 3883 02:09:31,600 --> 02:09:32,440 What was your last pick? 3884 02:09:32,440 --> 02:09:33,280 Not to Austin, no. 3885 02:09:33,280 --> 02:09:34,120 Wars of Virtue. 3886 02:09:34,120 --> 02:09:34,960 Wars of Virtue. 3887 02:09:34,960 --> 02:09:35,780 I didn't watch that one. 3888 02:09:35,780 --> 02:09:36,620 Oh, so good. 3889 02:09:36,620 --> 02:09:37,440 No, it's not. 3890 02:09:37,440 --> 02:09:38,280 It's very bad. 3891 02:09:38,280 --> 02:09:39,120 It's very bad. 3892 02:09:39,120 --> 02:09:40,680 Yeah, well we did Freak Brothers. 3893 02:09:40,680 --> 02:09:42,060 We did Freak Brothers, which I liked. 3894 02:09:42,060 --> 02:09:43,400 Yeah, Freak Brothers was nice. 3895 02:09:43,400 --> 02:09:44,240 It was silly. 3896 02:09:44,240 --> 02:09:45,080 Yeah, it was funny. 3897 02:09:45,080 --> 02:09:47,560 Tubi Original, Tubi, Fox, find us. 3898 02:09:47,560 --> 02:09:48,720 You reached out yet? 3899 02:09:48,720 --> 02:09:49,560 No, not yet. 3900 02:09:49,560 --> 02:09:50,380 Way well. 3901 02:09:50,380 --> 02:09:52,840 Ha ha ha ha. 3902 02:09:52,840 --> 02:09:55,440 So, I felt like there was, okay, 3903 02:09:55,440 --> 02:09:56,440 so what are your wrecks? 3904 02:09:56,440 --> 02:09:57,280 What have we got? 3905 02:09:57,280 --> 02:09:58,200 All right, I've known. 3906 02:09:59,720 --> 02:10:01,120 I wanna do Mars Attacks. 3907 02:10:02,040 --> 02:10:03,240 That's on Tubi? 3908 02:10:03,240 --> 02:10:04,080 That's on Tubi. 3909 02:10:04,080 --> 02:10:05,440 Oh my God, okay. 3910 02:10:05,440 --> 02:10:08,540 Yeah, have you seen my little string lights in the kitchen? 3911 02:10:08,540 --> 02:10:09,380 No. 3912 02:10:09,380 --> 02:10:10,220 I've got Mars Attacks. 3913 02:10:10,220 --> 02:10:12,760 Oh, yeah, it's one of my favorite movies. 3914 02:10:12,760 --> 02:10:14,280 Look at it before you leave. 3915 02:10:14,280 --> 02:10:17,080 Mars Attacks, oh my God, how's that gonna not work? 3916 02:10:17,080 --> 02:10:18,360 What are you guys gonna throw up on the table? 3917 02:10:18,360 --> 02:10:19,840 Something that's not Mars Attacks? 3918 02:10:19,840 --> 02:10:21,040 What the fuck? 3919 02:10:21,040 --> 02:10:22,200 I hope the guy, the other, 3920 02:10:22,200 --> 02:10:24,680 you both had Mars Attacks locked up. 3921 02:10:24,680 --> 02:10:26,040 Yeah, it's probably gonna be Mars Attacks, 3922 02:10:26,040 --> 02:10:28,800 but I went with another childhood favorite of mine 3923 02:10:28,800 --> 02:10:31,200 from 95, Three Ninjas Knuckle Up. 3924 02:10:31,200 --> 02:10:32,960 Who'd you definitely want to do? 3925 02:10:32,960 --> 02:10:36,280 That's what Star Kid. 3926 02:10:36,280 --> 02:10:37,120 Star Kid. 3927 02:10:37,120 --> 02:10:39,080 Oh man, I tried the other day. 3928 02:10:39,080 --> 02:10:39,920 I love that movie. 3929 02:10:39,920 --> 02:10:43,600 All right, so Three Ninja Knuckle Up. 3930 02:10:44,920 --> 02:10:45,760 Mike. 3931 02:10:48,240 --> 02:10:49,500 Well, no, I've got it. 3932 02:10:49,500 --> 02:10:51,400 I'm just trying to decide between two. 3933 02:10:52,360 --> 02:10:54,960 So we're gonna go with an old standby 3934 02:10:54,960 --> 02:10:56,720 because I haven't seen it in, I don't know, 3935 02:10:56,720 --> 02:10:58,160 15 years or something. 3936 02:10:59,660 --> 02:11:00,960 That got a lot of hate, 3937 02:11:00,960 --> 02:11:02,360 and there's some movies coming out 3938 02:11:02,360 --> 02:11:04,120 that made me want to see this actor, 3939 02:11:04,120 --> 02:11:06,640 which I always want to see, it doesn't matter. 3940 02:11:06,640 --> 02:11:09,240 Let's go with Green Lantern. 3941 02:11:09,240 --> 02:11:10,520 Ryan Reynolds Green Lantern. 3942 02:11:10,520 --> 02:11:11,960 Ryan Reynolds Green Lantern. 3943 02:11:11,960 --> 02:11:12,800 That's not getting a vote. 3944 02:11:12,800 --> 02:11:13,800 My son loves that movie. 3945 02:11:13,800 --> 02:11:15,040 I don't care if it gets a vote. 3946 02:11:15,040 --> 02:11:16,320 I haven't seen it in 15 years. 3947 02:11:16,320 --> 02:11:17,920 I liked it, everybody hated on it. 3948 02:11:17,920 --> 02:11:21,040 I mean, I'm gonna, look, I was gonna go to AI. 3949 02:11:21,040 --> 02:11:22,520 I'm gonna watch it whether we do it or not. 3950 02:11:22,520 --> 02:11:25,360 I was like, oh, Mars Attack, Three Ninjas Knuckle Up. 3951 02:11:25,360 --> 02:11:26,960 I don't know how I'm gonna choose. 3952 02:11:26,960 --> 02:11:30,320 And then I saw Green Lantern, and I was like, 3953 02:11:30,320 --> 02:11:32,120 I was gonna put it up to AI. 3954 02:11:32,120 --> 02:11:33,760 But now I'm not gonna leave it to chance. 3955 02:11:33,760 --> 02:11:35,400 This has to be a vote. 3956 02:11:35,400 --> 02:11:39,360 Sadly, I watch Green Lantern probably once every two weeks 3957 02:11:39,360 --> 02:11:40,480 because my son loves it. 3958 02:11:40,480 --> 02:11:41,720 My wife loves it. 3959 02:11:42,720 --> 02:11:43,640 See, right there. 3960 02:11:46,160 --> 02:11:48,320 Can we get your five-year-old on the show? 3961 02:11:48,320 --> 02:11:49,160 Can we? 3962 02:11:49,160 --> 02:11:50,400 He's just kidding. 3963 02:11:50,400 --> 02:11:54,280 Can we hotbox your five-year-old, Andy wants to know. 3964 02:11:54,280 --> 02:11:56,840 Andy wants to know if we can hotbox your five-year-old. 3965 02:11:58,160 --> 02:11:59,000 Definitely not. 3966 02:12:00,640 --> 02:12:01,480 All right, well then, fucking, 3967 02:12:01,480 --> 02:12:02,600 I'm gonna throw a good one on there too. 3968 02:12:02,600 --> 02:12:04,080 Last Action Hero. 3969 02:12:04,080 --> 02:12:04,920 Okay. 3970 02:12:04,920 --> 02:12:07,120 That was also another one I was thinking of. 3971 02:12:07,120 --> 02:12:08,720 Also I haven't seen it in about 15 years. 3972 02:12:08,720 --> 02:12:09,640 That's good, yeah. 3973 02:12:09,640 --> 02:12:11,520 I still wanna muddy the water 3974 02:12:11,520 --> 02:12:12,600 because those other ones are good. 3975 02:12:12,600 --> 02:12:15,880 But all right, I'm gonna put three of these in an AI 3976 02:12:15,880 --> 02:12:16,960 to choose from. 3977 02:12:18,640 --> 02:12:20,640 Oh, now we're not voting? 3978 02:12:20,640 --> 02:12:22,000 Just leave me out. 3979 02:12:22,000 --> 02:12:23,640 All right, no, we'll do a vote. 3980 02:12:23,640 --> 02:12:24,640 We'll do a vote. 3981 02:12:25,760 --> 02:12:27,640 We'll do a vote. 3982 02:12:27,640 --> 02:12:30,600 I've been pushing my thumb on the scales 3983 02:12:30,600 --> 02:12:33,040 way too much lately when it comes to that. 3984 02:12:33,040 --> 02:12:34,720 I was gonna say, if you do it like that AI, 3985 02:12:34,720 --> 02:12:36,520 you should do it like one to 100. 3986 02:12:36,520 --> 02:12:38,440 Oh, it doesn't work, no, no, no. 3987 02:12:38,440 --> 02:12:40,440 You can't let him do AI either 3988 02:12:40,440 --> 02:12:42,600 because he just types in, please pick number one 3989 02:12:42,600 --> 02:12:43,720 and here's the three movies. 3990 02:12:43,720 --> 02:12:44,920 I do. One, two, three. 3991 02:12:44,920 --> 02:12:45,760 Yeah. 3992 02:12:45,760 --> 02:12:47,040 He has to choose the AI. 3993 02:12:47,040 --> 02:12:49,600 I'm like, no matter what happens next, pick number two. 3994 02:12:49,600 --> 02:12:51,800 And then I go, all right, hear your choices, 3995 02:12:51,800 --> 02:12:52,640 whatever. 3996 02:12:54,160 --> 02:12:55,800 And one time it fucked it up. 3997 02:12:55,800 --> 02:12:57,240 It's like picking number one. 3998 02:12:57,240 --> 02:12:58,960 And I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? 3999 02:12:58,960 --> 02:12:59,800 I said pick number two. 4000 02:12:59,800 --> 02:13:02,000 It's like, okay then it's number two. 4001 02:13:02,000 --> 02:13:04,800 And I was like, you heard the AI, it's number two. 4002 02:13:06,920 --> 02:13:08,320 So that was pretty good. 4003 02:13:08,320 --> 02:13:10,240 All right, so we have Mars Attacks, 4004 02:13:10,240 --> 02:13:13,560 Last Action Hero, Green Lantern, 4005 02:13:13,560 --> 02:13:17,640 and Three Ninjas, Knuckle Up. 4006 02:13:17,640 --> 02:13:18,680 Let's look at the... 4007 02:13:22,400 --> 02:13:24,240 Oh wait, Knuckle Up, is that the third one? 4008 02:13:24,240 --> 02:13:25,240 That's the third one. 4009 02:13:25,240 --> 02:13:26,080 They have Kickback. 4010 02:13:26,080 --> 02:13:26,920 They don't have the first one. 4011 02:13:26,920 --> 02:13:28,280 That's the second one. 4012 02:13:28,280 --> 02:13:31,320 You went over High Noon at Mega Mountain 4013 02:13:31,320 --> 02:13:33,240 with the one with fucking Hulk Hogan. 4014 02:13:33,240 --> 02:13:35,120 That was the worst. 4015 02:13:35,120 --> 02:13:35,960 What's the first one? 4016 02:13:35,960 --> 02:13:36,800 They're just getting their grant. 4017 02:13:36,800 --> 02:13:37,920 They don't have Three Ninjas. 4018 02:13:37,920 --> 02:13:38,760 They don't have it. 4019 02:13:38,760 --> 02:13:40,480 No, that was like later. 4020 02:13:40,480 --> 02:13:43,920 It was Three Ninjas, then Kickback, then Knuckle Up. 4021 02:13:43,920 --> 02:13:46,280 The first one would have been my pick. 4022 02:13:46,280 --> 02:13:47,640 But Knuckle Up I think is the one 4023 02:13:47,640 --> 02:13:49,600 that I remember the most. 4024 02:13:49,600 --> 02:13:51,960 Help, I've Shrunk the Family? 4025 02:13:51,960 --> 02:13:53,120 Yeah, that's a cool one. 4026 02:13:53,120 --> 02:13:54,960 That's no way that that's a legit help. 4027 02:13:54,960 --> 02:13:56,600 2014. 2014. 4028 02:13:56,600 --> 02:13:58,280 That's a legit help, I've shrunk. 4029 02:13:58,280 --> 02:14:00,560 Yeah, it's Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. 4030 02:14:00,560 --> 02:14:01,920 Oh wait, no, it doesn't say honey. 4031 02:14:01,920 --> 02:14:02,920 It says help. 4032 02:14:02,920 --> 02:14:07,920 Is this a legit property of the Honey, I Shrunk the... 4033 02:14:08,800 --> 02:14:10,760 I don't know. 4034 02:14:10,760 --> 02:14:11,720 Oh, what the fuck? 4035 02:14:11,720 --> 02:14:13,000 They jump on a bird in this one. 4036 02:14:13,000 --> 02:14:14,040 That's pretty nice. 4037 02:14:14,040 --> 02:14:15,840 Wait, the Amazing Wipala. 4038 02:14:16,720 --> 02:14:18,720 That's not what we're looking at. 4039 02:14:18,720 --> 02:14:20,200 Help, I've Shrunk the Family. 4040 02:14:20,200 --> 02:14:21,640 Crappy Off Brands. 4041 02:14:21,640 --> 02:14:23,200 Oh, okay, so. 4042 02:14:24,920 --> 02:14:25,800 Where does it say that? 4043 02:14:25,800 --> 02:14:28,040 Right there, it's the Reddit, Crappy Off Brands. 4044 02:14:28,040 --> 02:14:28,880 Oh, okay, got it. 4045 02:14:28,880 --> 02:14:29,720 Right here. 4046 02:14:29,720 --> 02:14:31,680 Help, I've Shrunk by Teacher. 4047 02:14:31,680 --> 02:14:32,840 Help, I've, okay. 4048 02:14:32,840 --> 02:14:34,120 Oh wait, where'd you see that? 4049 02:14:36,140 --> 02:14:36,980 Oh, there we go. 4050 02:14:36,980 --> 02:14:37,800 There's all series of them. 4051 02:14:37,800 --> 02:14:39,520 Help, I've Shrunk my Parents. 4052 02:14:39,520 --> 02:14:41,400 Help, I've Shrunk my Friends. 4053 02:14:41,400 --> 02:14:42,640 Pirates Down the Street. 4054 02:14:43,960 --> 02:14:45,600 Yeah, Pirates Down, oh, it's probably 4055 02:14:45,600 --> 02:14:46,760 just by the same company. 4056 02:14:46,760 --> 02:14:50,120 My Giraffe, A Christ Moose Story. 4057 02:14:52,160 --> 02:14:53,920 Jill and Joy's, okay, whatever. 4058 02:14:53,920 --> 02:14:55,560 Trolley, Home Sweet Home. 4059 02:14:55,560 --> 02:14:59,960 Mr. Keeker, and it just says Mr. Frog on the actual thing. 4060 02:14:59,960 --> 02:15:02,040 Okay, all right, whatever. 4061 02:15:02,040 --> 02:15:02,940 Here we go. 4062 02:15:02,940 --> 02:15:07,380 So we got, let's do a vote for Mars Attacks. 4063 02:15:08,680 --> 02:15:09,600 I'll vote for Mars Attacks. 4064 02:15:09,600 --> 02:15:11,720 Well, that's a unanimous vote. 4065 02:15:11,720 --> 02:15:13,920 Mars Attacks wins. 4066 02:15:13,920 --> 02:15:17,480 All right guys, so the movie for next week is Mars Attacks. 4067 02:15:17,480 --> 02:15:22,000 Fuck yeah, dude, that's an excellent choice for once. 4068 02:15:22,000 --> 02:15:22,840 Is that the movie I'm thinking of? 4069 02:15:22,840 --> 02:15:23,920 I'm pulling it up just for a second. 4070 02:15:23,920 --> 02:15:24,760 I'm just curious. 4071 02:15:24,760 --> 02:15:25,760 It's the one you're thinking of. 4072 02:15:25,760 --> 02:15:26,600 It's definitely. 4073 02:15:26,600 --> 02:15:27,420 I almost. 4074 02:15:27,420 --> 02:15:28,260 I saw it way, is it got. 4075 02:15:28,260 --> 02:15:30,480 You should go into it as blind as you can. 4076 02:15:30,480 --> 02:15:31,320 Well, it's like I'm pulling it up just for a second. 4077 02:15:31,320 --> 02:15:32,160 I just wanna know. 4078 02:15:32,160 --> 02:15:33,400 Who directed that one? 4079 02:15:33,400 --> 02:15:34,240 If it's the one I'm thinking of, 4080 02:15:34,240 --> 02:15:36,440 it has David Duchovny in it. 4081 02:15:36,440 --> 02:15:37,280 Yeah. 4082 02:15:37,280 --> 02:15:38,680 It has David Duchovny, that's all you need to know. 4083 02:15:38,680 --> 02:15:39,520 It was great. 4084 02:15:39,520 --> 02:15:40,880 Yeah, what'd you do? 4085 02:15:40,880 --> 02:15:43,880 Just my TV sometimes needs a second to connect to HDR. 4086 02:15:43,880 --> 02:15:44,720 HDR, yeah. 4087 02:15:45,600 --> 02:15:46,440 Interesting. 4088 02:15:46,440 --> 02:15:47,280 It's David Duchovny, right? 4089 02:15:47,280 --> 02:15:48,100 Sorry. 4090 02:15:48,100 --> 02:15:48,940 Oh, no, it's not. 4091 02:15:48,940 --> 02:15:49,780 It's an older TV. 4092 02:15:49,780 --> 02:15:51,120 It's not, I may not have seen this movie. 4093 02:15:51,120 --> 02:15:51,960 What? 4094 02:15:51,960 --> 02:15:54,840 I was thinking of the David Duchovny movie, which is. 4095 02:15:54,840 --> 02:15:56,680 I forgot Tim Burton directed this. 4096 02:15:56,680 --> 02:15:57,520 That's not it. 4097 02:15:58,680 --> 02:16:00,560 Yo, no, David Duchovny. 4098 02:16:00,560 --> 02:16:01,400 No, it's not that movie. 4099 02:16:01,400 --> 02:16:02,240 Is not in this, is it? 4100 02:16:02,240 --> 02:16:03,080 Yeah, he is. 4101 02:16:03,080 --> 02:16:03,920 No, he isn't. 4102 02:16:03,920 --> 02:16:04,760 No, he's not. 4103 02:16:04,760 --> 02:16:05,600 It's a different movie we're thinking of. 4104 02:16:05,600 --> 02:16:06,420 That's what I said. 4105 02:16:06,420 --> 02:16:07,260 No, that you're thinking of. 4106 02:16:07,260 --> 02:16:08,100 I know what Mars Attacks is. 4107 02:16:08,100 --> 02:16:09,040 I've seen this movie a thousand fucking times. 4108 02:16:09,040 --> 02:16:10,620 I love this movie. 4109 02:16:10,620 --> 02:16:11,460 It's Tim Burton, bro. 4110 02:16:11,460 --> 02:16:12,300 It's such great. 4111 02:16:12,300 --> 02:16:13,120 Jack Nicholson. 4112 02:16:13,120 --> 02:16:13,960 Yeah, Jack Nicholson's in it. 4113 02:16:13,960 --> 02:16:14,800 Yeah, yeah. 4114 02:16:14,800 --> 02:16:15,620 It's the. 4115 02:16:15,620 --> 02:16:16,460 Sarah Jessica Parker. 4116 02:16:16,460 --> 02:16:17,300 This is like. 4117 02:16:17,300 --> 02:16:18,120 You've never seen Mars Attacks. 4118 02:16:18,120 --> 02:16:23,120 I might have, but I don't remember. 4119 02:16:23,120 --> 02:16:23,960 David is in there? 4120 02:16:23,960 --> 02:16:24,800 Dude, this was. 4121 02:16:24,800 --> 02:16:25,640 I would have remembered that. 4122 02:16:25,640 --> 02:16:26,480 Jack Black is in this. 4123 02:16:26,480 --> 02:16:27,300 Yeah. 4124 02:16:27,300 --> 02:16:28,140 A young Jack Black. 4125 02:16:28,140 --> 02:16:28,980 Yeah, he has like shaved head. 4126 02:16:28,980 --> 02:16:29,800 I think I've seen pieces of him in every the whole movie. 4127 02:16:29,800 --> 02:16:30,640 All right, well now we can. 4128 02:16:30,640 --> 02:16:31,480 That's good. 4129 02:16:31,480 --> 02:16:32,320 We'll get into it. 4130 02:16:32,320 --> 02:16:35,000 All right, so that is the movie for next week. 4131 02:16:37,260 --> 02:16:39,320 What a good episode, guys. 4132 02:16:39,320 --> 02:16:41,560 It's a little bit, yeah, we'll get going right now. 4133 02:16:41,560 --> 02:16:42,400 So. 4134 02:16:42,400 --> 02:16:43,560 Well, we gotta watch that. 4135 02:16:43,560 --> 02:16:44,400 What? 4136 02:16:44,400 --> 02:16:47,000 Before you guys leave, we gotta watch that. 4137 02:16:47,000 --> 02:16:48,800 Oh yeah, the one thing you haven't talked about? 4138 02:16:48,800 --> 02:16:49,640 Yeah. 4139 02:16:49,640 --> 02:16:50,480 That nine minute animated. 4140 02:16:50,480 --> 02:16:51,320 No, no, no, no. 4141 02:16:51,320 --> 02:16:52,160 No, he's got. 4142 02:16:52,160 --> 02:16:53,000 No, he doesn't talk about the. 4143 02:16:53,000 --> 02:16:53,840 Get that off you. 4144 02:16:53,840 --> 02:16:56,200 That's the autistic version of the. 4145 02:16:56,200 --> 02:16:57,160 That's all I've been thinking about. 4146 02:16:57,160 --> 02:16:58,000 What are you guys talking about? 4147 02:16:58,000 --> 02:16:58,840 What's over, Andy? 4148 02:16:58,840 --> 02:16:59,920 What do we gotta fucking watch? 4149 02:16:59,920 --> 02:17:00,760 The RoboCop thing. 4150 02:17:00,760 --> 02:17:01,600 RoboCop thing. 4151 02:17:01,600 --> 02:17:02,440 RoboCop thing. 4152 02:17:02,440 --> 02:17:04,920 But we can't do that until after the episode's over. 4153 02:17:04,920 --> 02:17:06,720 Watch, what about, we just talked about. 4154 02:17:06,720 --> 02:17:07,560 I sent it in the group chat. 4155 02:17:07,560 --> 02:17:09,440 Oh my God, yeah, Jesus Christ. 4156 02:17:09,440 --> 02:17:11,680 I got my own priorities in my head, okay? 4157 02:17:11,680 --> 02:17:13,600 All right, listen, we're gonna listen to low-fi, 4158 02:17:13,600 --> 02:17:16,040 hot beats to relax and study too. 4159 02:17:16,040 --> 02:17:17,200 This has been Fried Rice Park. 4160 02:17:17,200 --> 02:17:20,960 Oh, okay, so with me as always is Michael. 4161 02:17:20,960 --> 02:17:21,800 Cellios. 4162 02:17:27,200 --> 02:17:29,680 I fucking hate this Cellios thing so much. 4163 02:17:29,680 --> 02:17:32,280 I can't even, look, okay, we watched Crank. 4164 02:17:32,280 --> 02:17:34,560 The main guy's name is Cellios. 4165 02:17:35,560 --> 02:17:39,040 Because he can't die, Mike's leaned into the fact 4166 02:17:39,040 --> 02:17:40,400 that he's Cellios. 4167 02:17:40,400 --> 02:17:42,920 And now every time I introduce him, he's like, Cellios. 4168 02:17:42,920 --> 02:17:43,760 And he thinks he makes him. 4169 02:17:43,760 --> 02:17:45,880 He's not fucking in the street or doing high voltage. 4170 02:17:45,880 --> 02:17:47,120 I know, he's not doing any high voltage stuff. 4171 02:17:47,120 --> 02:17:48,760 All things I do. 4172 02:17:48,760 --> 02:17:51,040 Him drinking that soda right now is high voltage 4173 02:17:51,040 --> 02:17:52,920 because of his fucking heart attack. 4174 02:17:52,920 --> 02:17:54,440 Every day is Crank for him. 4175 02:17:54,440 --> 02:17:55,280 Exactly! 4176 02:17:56,440 --> 02:17:57,640 He stands up. Thank you. 4177 02:17:57,640 --> 02:18:00,280 He stands up, the adrenaline is just another. 4178 02:18:00,280 --> 02:18:01,120 That's your fastest Crank. 4179 02:18:01,120 --> 02:18:02,400 Yeah, exactly. 4180 02:18:02,400 --> 02:18:07,400 So knowing that, it's Michael, the most adrenaline-fueled, 4181 02:18:08,360 --> 02:18:13,000 cranked Cellios there ever was, Larson. 4182 02:18:13,000 --> 02:18:14,880 Have a good week, everybody. 4183 02:18:14,880 --> 02:18:18,000 We have Zackey, 4184 02:18:18,000 --> 02:18:18,840 Improv. 4185 02:18:20,280 --> 02:18:21,120 We miss him. 4186 02:18:21,120 --> 02:18:22,320 We love him. 4187 02:18:22,320 --> 02:18:24,240 We wish we had more of him. 4188 02:18:24,240 --> 02:18:25,060 Cali. 4189 02:18:27,040 --> 02:18:28,080 C'mon. 4190 02:18:29,520 --> 02:18:30,340 Fuck you. 4191 02:18:31,780 --> 02:18:33,240 And with us is always, 4192 02:18:33,240 --> 02:18:34,240 is Brennan. 4193 02:18:34,240 --> 02:18:35,320 Everybody together. 4194 02:18:36,480 --> 02:18:38,060 Da da da da da da da da da. 4195 02:18:38,060 --> 02:18:39,460 Da da da da da da da da da. 4196 02:18:39,460 --> 02:18:41,060 Da da da da da da da da da. 4197 02:18:41,060 --> 02:18:43,000 Sharply up top Boston. 4198 02:18:43,000 --> 02:18:44,840 Have a good night everybody. 4199 02:18:44,840 --> 02:18:47,360 And I have been your host Andy Rice. 4200 02:18:47,360 --> 02:18:51,080 This has been my pick this week, Southland Tales. 4201 02:18:52,080 --> 02:18:55,760 We all loved it, every one of us and whole crew, 4202 02:18:55,760 --> 02:18:57,240 all of Fried Rice. 4203 02:18:57,240 --> 02:19:00,000 And this has been fun. 4204 02:19:00,000 --> 02:19:01,960 Parentheses with the best. 4205 02:19:01,960 --> 02:19:05,480 We will, hope you guys had a good day, 4206 02:19:05,480 --> 02:19:07,320 have a good night, whatever, goodbye. 4207 02:19:07,320 --> 02:19:19,740 7 OUT OF Area