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EPIC LO‑FEELERIT.

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Ruin' another day and forget the day.

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Ruin' another day and get high.

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Ruin' another day and forget the day.

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Me and my brother get high.

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Ruin'.

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How's everyone doin' today?

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Welcome to a very special To Be Original episode

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of Rice Ball Special with your favorite,

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oh, I left some smoke in there, hold on.

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That's a jerk move.

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Don't call me Bob, not yet.

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I haven't gotten there yet.

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With your favorite, quietest member of the podcast,

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but we're changing that with every Rice Ball,

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giving you more of a voice that anyone has ever had

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in the history of the show.

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That's my Tony Hinchcliffe impersonation.

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Future Hall of Famer, oh wait, I gotta keep the music going.

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It's Brennan, oh god, the music's not,

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da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.

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Shipley up to Boston.

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Hello everybody.

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And I am your host, Andy Rice.

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This is Fried Rice Podcast.

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Let's get fried, which they just said,

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in that very cool song.

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And yeah, this is it, we're here.

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We were chit chatting about video games

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just a little bit ago, but before we do,

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let's start off at the top with what are we smoking.

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Cause this is a shorter, it's a Rice Ball,

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it's not supposed to be two hours.

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Andy and Brennan from every other time they've done this.

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I can't help but with tangents.

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I know.

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I indulge in your tangents.

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This is the third Brennan and Andy episode.

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One is official, and then this will be the second,

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the third official Rice Ball.

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The first one was the one with the most commercial breaks.

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First episode with commercial breaks.

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The first episode with commercial breaks,

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and a shitload of them, which took us a month and a half

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to fucking record.

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Yeah, I was about to say, I had a three or four episode arc

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of we're gonna record episodes, or record commercials.

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Last time we, and then we did the,

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oh God, did we do a Christmas episode that didn't air?

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Or no, that was Mandy.

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That was Mandy.

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That's the one.

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Yeah, but we did air it.

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Cause we stopped halfway through,

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it turned our Mandy episode into a Christmas,

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semi Christmas special, fuck.

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I just love Christmas, I'd do it anytime.

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That was a fun one.

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I would do a Christmas special all year,

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like every episode would be a different Christmas movie,

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and just have a whole year of Christmas movie reviews.

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I mean, there is a lot of Christmas movies,

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so you could do that.

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And I wouldn't do, like, I would do some Hallmark ones.

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I would do some classics.

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I would do some funny ones, some action ones.

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Like lifetime Christmas movies.

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Sure.

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I'm down.

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Some of them star.

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Those are the worst though.

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No, well, here's the thing that I like though.

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It's a vehicle for out of work actors,

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especially older women.

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And when I say older, I'm talking Hollywood older,

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which is like 30.

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Where they start losing roles, which is just fucked up.

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Not everyone could be Zendaya.

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You know, Zendaya, it can't just be some

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eternally 20 something, you know.

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But she'll get old too.

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Will she stop losing parts?

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I don't know.

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When's the last movie we saw with, God, I mean,

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a bunch of, I mean, Nev Campbell, she was up and coming.

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But she's gonna be in the new screen movie.

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I read that.

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Probably any screen movies they make,

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she'll be in them until her character dies.

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Probably this next movie.

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After spoilers, what they did to Dewey.

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I haven't seen that one.

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Well, I don't know if he dies, but it's, you know.

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Well, we already know you can't kill David Arquette.

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You cannot kill David Arquette.

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Okay, so what are we smoking?

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I just packed, so now the guy at the store told me

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that this is infused and I can't see anywhere

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on the packaging.

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It does seem to have a lemony scent, or I mean flavor.

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It is called Lemon's Revenge.

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And it's got a cute little picture of a lemon cutting off

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a cherry's head for some reason.

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I don't understand.

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What's it, are lemon and cherry at odds with each other?

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I thought cherry lemonade was it.

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Maybe that's what they're referencing.

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What they're hinting at.

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Okay, so lemon's revenge, so it's a seven gram Minis.

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Oh, it's Minis.

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That's why they're so small.

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Mini Nugs.

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Mini Nugs, okay.

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And then I bought, I think we're gonna smoke some

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what you brought, which is, you can read that off.

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Los Angeles Kush Paradise Haze.

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It's a Sativa.

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Doesn't have any information on it as far as THC

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or any of that, but it's good.

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I'm enjoying it.

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Yeah, I mean I like LA Kush.

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And then I bought, now this one's interesting.

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It's Zana brand.

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So it's a space helmet wearing dude.

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The weed is called Project 4516,

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which is platinum puff and gelato 45.

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It's a Sativa, 6040.

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I don't know what 6040 means.

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And it has a backstory.

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So it says meteorites, galactic phenomenon,

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straight from the sky, oh I gotta do this more like a,

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straight from the skies of planet Z.

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These meteorites are a delicacy to all Zanians.

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These mini buds are sure to pack an out of world punch

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for any explorer.

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Okay, I get it.

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It's space themed.

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Yeah, that was reminiscent of our first commercial.

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Oh God.

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Maybe that's why it popped into my head.

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And we're doing moon rocks from Eighth Brother.

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Which, they make some good stuff.

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They have a cart.

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I love their edibles.

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They're cheap and they're good.

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Oh by the way, Darga left his wallet here

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maybe last night.

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So if you, this one's mine.

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Oh God, yeah.

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If you see anything, if you feel anything, let me know.

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Okay, this isn't the time.

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They're in the middle of it.

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Okay, but he was looking for it.

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I couldn't find it.

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Oh, yeah, that's a good start.

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That's his, wow, okay, keep going.

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Yeah, you're much better at searching the couch than he is.

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He left his, he drinks those Mio energy things

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all the fucking time, yeah.

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That's why he looks, he has the body of a,

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like a, well, UFC fighter.

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Yeah, yeah.

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So that's what he, you're like, he's a,

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okay, well thank you.

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So Mio energy, if you wanna look ripped.

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And drink water, drink more water.

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Yeah, drink more water, what are you doing?

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You have headaches?

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Drink more water.

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I'm actually really getting into the liquid IV lately.

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What's liquid IV?

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They're like, basically it's like powder,

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like electrolytes, like that you kinda just add

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to your water to kinda give you more hydration.

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And does it actually feel like it hydrates you more?

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Oh yeah, like yeah, after I drink them,

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like I gotta go to the bathroom,

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like every 30 minutes it feels like.

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Oh, that sounds nice.

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And I think it tastes good too.

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The one that I get's like a lemon lime flavor,

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and it's like a bunch of electrolytes and yeah.

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Does it look like a Mio or?

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I mean, it's like a crystallite packet, you know?

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Got it, it's per one water bottle, right?

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All right, interesting.

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You might have saw me use one the other night,

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I don't know, but yeah, just pour it in and just, it's good.

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I just drink, I drink a lot of water,

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and sometimes the Minute Maid makes a good sugar-free

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lemonade that I like.

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And yet, that being said, still fat as fuck.

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So I mean, I don't know what to do with that.

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I don't know what to do with my life.

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I'm physically active.

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I drink water and sometimes sugar-free lemonade.

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I think I've just built a fat body

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that just wants to stay fat.

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Yeah, but you don't look fat,

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you carry your weight well, like you.

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You're tall, you know, it's distributed well.

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Doesn't change.

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Well, this isn't a therapy session for.

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Yes it is, that's every episode.

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It is.

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That's good, good weed.

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I made one note for the show we watched.

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So we did things a little differently this week,

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and because things got changed around

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and we're gonna do, I'm kind of doing two episodes today,

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so right after this is gonna be the

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the fucking Warriors of Virtue movie.

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So from what I've heard, again, this is gonna,

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let me take this in.

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Mike said, I guess it's kind of a spoiler,

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but Mike said, how do I keep getting more lighters?

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They're all yours.

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All right.

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I got one, it's green.

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Okay, so Mike tells me earlier this week, he goes,

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and the movie, again, the movie's Warriors of Virtue.

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He goes, Andy, this might be the worst movie

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we fucking we've watched.

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I was like, what?

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How could this be the worst movie we've watched?

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We've watched some stinkers, bro.

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We watched Streamline, and I don't know what,

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I don't even remember what Streamline was about.

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I know Mark Hamill was in it,

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but I can't tell you who the other guy was.

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He makes Streamline look great.

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Yeah.

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That was the clever girl guy from Jurassic Park.

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Oh, Jesus.

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Is it Bob Peck or something?

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Something like that.

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Yeah.

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I mean, Warriors of Virtue is way better

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than that fucking movie.

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I can tell you what happened to Warriors of Virtue.

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That's great.

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It has a sequel even.

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Are you gonna ask Mike if this movie made a Miss Man thing?

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Yeah, I should just play that clip.

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You should.

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When he walks in.

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But yeah, so he's.

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First intro.

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But I watched it last night,

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and Dario fucking loved that movie when he was a kid,

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and we both watched it, and you know what?

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Hit the nostalgia.

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It hit the nostalgia.

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I'm giving, I don't need to talk about Warriors of Virtue.

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But I am gonna record that after this.

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Talk about it.

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Yeah.

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So we're doing, we're keeping this shorter.

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I guess what I'm rambling on.

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He's trying to say we're gonna make it shorter.

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As I'm taking the longest possible route to say it.

268
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We're 10 minutes in, that's.

269
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Yeah.

270
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We're done with what, what are we smoking?

271
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So we're.

272
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We're on track.

273
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We're on track, yeah.

274
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So we watched, because we're not,

275
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look, we're not sponsored by Tubi.

276
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For some reason fucking Tubi.

277
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I don't know what your deal is.

278
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All we do is pick Tubi movies, review them,

279
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we have a good time.

280
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We smoke weed.

281
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I wonder if there's a streaming platform

282
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that's really pro weed.

283
00:11:42,380 --> 00:11:45,020
But in all fairness, have you reached out?

284
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Never.

285
00:11:45,860 --> 00:11:47,940
That's, could be why, they don't know.

286
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No, you're absolutely right.

287
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I haven't done anything to, I've just assumed

288
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that Tubi's going to find this via searching

289
00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:56,740
hashtag Tubi. Yeah.

290
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And see that we review the, you know what?

291
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I'm gonna reach out.

292
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Yeah.

293
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Especially with this episode.

294
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This will be how I do it, because.

295
00:12:04,540 --> 00:12:05,500
Yeah.

296
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We're doing, for the first time ever on the show,

297
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we're doing a Tubi original.

298
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And the Tubi original is The Freak Brothers.

299
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And it's a cartoon.

300
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And it's an animated 25 minute cartoon from 2021.

301
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With a great cast.

302
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Oh yeah.

303
00:12:22,860 --> 00:12:26,700
Woody Harrelson, John Goodman, Pete Davidson,

304
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and Tiffany Haddish.

305
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Are those the?

306
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Those are the main people.

307
00:12:29,620 --> 00:12:31,260
Holy shit, that is a good cast.

308
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Yeah.

309
00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:35,300
I mean, I, to be honest, I just enjoyed the episode.

310
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I didn't even look at the cast till right now.

311
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Yeah.

312
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I'm awestruck.

313
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Yeah.

314
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When I got home from work last night,

315
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my wife was, kind of she woke up and she was up again.

316
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So.

317
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We smoked a little bit just so she can hopefully go to sleep,

318
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get some sleep.

319
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And I told her what I was gonna be watching.

320
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She's like, all right, I'll sit and watch an episode.

321
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I'll watch it with you.

322
00:12:57,140 --> 00:13:02,020
And normally this kind of show isn't really like her cup

323
00:13:02,020 --> 00:13:04,460
of tea, but she was laughing the entire way through.

324
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She thought it was silly.

325
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And like, it basically took me pulling up the IMDB page

326
00:13:09,180 --> 00:13:11,100
and showing her who the cast was.

327
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Like to be like, cause at first, you know,

328
00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:15,980
you can recognize Woody Harrelson's voice, you know.

329
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She's like, no, that's not Woody Harrelson.

330
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That's, you know, that's the other guy

331
00:13:18,620 --> 00:13:19,700
that kind of sounds like him.

332
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And I'm like, no, it's Woody Harrelson.

333
00:13:21,660 --> 00:13:23,380
Like that one I know for sure.

334
00:13:23,380 --> 00:13:25,500
I honestly, which is he the main guy?

335
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:26,340
The black hair guy?

336
00:13:26,340 --> 00:13:28,660
No, he's the cowboy hat one.

337
00:13:28,660 --> 00:13:30,140
Okay. Now that you say it.

338
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The main one's Pete Davidson,

339
00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:34,860
which his is the only one that threw me off.

340
00:13:34,860 --> 00:13:35,900
And then John Goodman.

341
00:13:35,900 --> 00:13:37,340
John Goodman's the heavy set guy,

342
00:13:37,340 --> 00:13:38,820
which John Goodman you can hear.

343
00:13:38,820 --> 00:13:39,660
Yeah.

344
00:13:39,660 --> 00:13:42,740
And actually Tiffany Haddish is the one

345
00:13:42,740 --> 00:13:45,740
that the only one besides the workaholic guys

346
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that I identified.

347
00:13:46,900 --> 00:13:50,180
But then I was like, wait a minute, is Tiffany Haddish?

348
00:13:50,180 --> 00:13:51,020
But then I thought about it.

349
00:13:51,020 --> 00:13:52,940
I was like, she's a, she's big right now.

350
00:13:52,940 --> 00:13:57,220
Like, like even 2021, she's freaking massive star.

351
00:13:57,220 --> 00:13:58,740
And the cat, she's funny.

352
00:13:58,740 --> 00:14:00,580
Oh, she's so funny.

353
00:14:00,580 --> 00:14:03,940
So the premise, if you're interested,

354
00:14:03,940 --> 00:14:05,420
people at home that haven't seen this,

355
00:14:05,420 --> 00:14:06,620
cause it's a Tubi original.

356
00:14:06,620 --> 00:14:07,700
I mean, I haven't even heard of it

357
00:14:07,700 --> 00:14:09,580
until I found it last night.

358
00:14:09,580 --> 00:14:10,420
Yeah.

359
00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:12,620
So this needs to get out there.

360
00:14:12,620 --> 00:14:13,460
It's funny.

361
00:14:13,460 --> 00:14:14,420
It's a.

362
00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:16,220
Does it only have one season though?

363
00:14:16,220 --> 00:14:17,380
That got canceled or?

364
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:21,580
Two seasons.

365
00:14:21,580 --> 00:14:22,940
So it could still be ongoing.

366
00:14:22,940 --> 00:14:24,860
We could get a third season cause.

367
00:14:24,860 --> 00:14:27,660
This just came out in 20, 21.

368
00:14:27,660 --> 00:14:28,500
So.

369
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:30,020
Yeah. Hell yeah.

370
00:14:30,020 --> 00:14:35,020
So the premises, three stoners, middle aged,

371
00:14:35,540 --> 00:14:37,380
middle aged, 30 something.

372
00:14:37,380 --> 00:14:38,220
30 something.

373
00:14:38,220 --> 00:14:41,220
30 something year old brothers, three of them

374
00:14:41,220 --> 00:14:45,820
living in 1969, get this magic sauce for their joint.

375
00:14:45,820 --> 00:14:46,660
At Woodstock.

376
00:14:46,660 --> 00:14:47,980
At Woodstock.

377
00:14:47,980 --> 00:14:52,380
And they smoke it and wake up in 2020.

378
00:14:52,380 --> 00:14:53,220
Yeah.

379
00:14:53,220 --> 00:14:56,220
And so it's, we've, I know that we've been there.

380
00:14:56,220 --> 00:14:57,380
In their secret hidden basement.

381
00:14:57,380 --> 00:14:59,260
In their, well, the, I don't want to give away too much.

382
00:14:59,260 --> 00:15:01,220
Well, shit, we kind of do cause we're reviewing it.

383
00:15:01,220 --> 00:15:02,060
Yeah.

384
00:15:02,060 --> 00:15:03,740
So watch, go watch it and then come back.

385
00:15:03,740 --> 00:15:04,580
Yeah.

386
00:15:04,580 --> 00:15:06,100
So I think the whole Woodstock,

387
00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:08,380
I think them going to Woodstock and not enjoying

388
00:15:08,380 --> 00:15:09,940
any of the music was pretty funny.

389
00:15:09,940 --> 00:15:10,780
That was great.

390
00:15:10,780 --> 00:15:11,980
And just like, I don't give a shit.

391
00:15:11,980 --> 00:15:12,860
I just need a joint.

392
00:15:12,860 --> 00:15:13,700
Yeah.

393
00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:15,460
I'm just looking for this one thing.

394
00:15:15,460 --> 00:15:17,740
You could have gotten it for five was pretty funny.

395
00:15:17,740 --> 00:15:19,940
What I thought was funny was they went to the wrong

396
00:15:19,940 --> 00:15:21,900
Woodstock at first.

397
00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:24,620
Like they bought bus tickets to like Woodstock

398
00:15:24,620 --> 00:15:26,340
in Kansas or something.

399
00:15:26,340 --> 00:15:28,980
So this is, I'm going to admit,

400
00:15:28,980 --> 00:15:31,420
admit a very embarrassing thing that happened to me once.

401
00:15:31,420 --> 00:15:32,300
I've done that.

402
00:15:32,300 --> 00:15:33,420
I've flown to the wrong place.

403
00:15:33,420 --> 00:15:34,260
Oh shit.

404
00:15:34,260 --> 00:15:37,860
There was a wedding that I went to and it was in,

405
00:15:37,860 --> 00:15:39,580
it was in Charleston.

406
00:15:39,580 --> 00:15:41,780
So I went to South Carolina.

407
00:15:41,780 --> 00:15:44,660
I didn't even look, I didn't even think about it.

408
00:15:44,660 --> 00:15:46,100
And we just bought tickets, you know,

409
00:15:46,100 --> 00:15:47,180
because we wanted to get them early.

410
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:48,460
So where's the other one at?

411
00:15:48,460 --> 00:15:49,300
West Virginia.

412
00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:51,700
There's a small little fucking nowhere town

413
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:53,580
in West Virginia called Charleston.

414
00:15:53,580 --> 00:15:54,420
So it was just-

415
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:56,060
It's not on them for not like-

416
00:15:56,060 --> 00:15:59,100
No, I mean, it was on me for not really, for not-

417
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:00,620
Did you not fully read or?

418
00:16:00,620 --> 00:16:02,420
I didn't, I saw Charleston.

419
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:03,660
And you're like, all right, said.

420
00:16:03,660 --> 00:16:04,500
I just went on.

421
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:05,900
I went to Charleston airport

422
00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:07,620
and like a bunch of things popped up,

423
00:16:07,620 --> 00:16:10,660
a bunch of flights going to the most popular fucking city,

424
00:16:10,660 --> 00:16:11,940
you know, whatever.

425
00:16:11,940 --> 00:16:14,020
And yeah, it sucked.

426
00:16:14,020 --> 00:16:15,180
But anyway-

427
00:16:15,180 --> 00:16:17,060
So did you have a good time there?

428
00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:20,380
I just, I just took a rental car and just drove up.

429
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:22,340
It was like a, it's a long drive.

430
00:16:22,340 --> 00:16:23,180
Yeah.

431
00:16:23,180 --> 00:16:25,740
It took, I mean, like eight hours maybe, but-

432
00:16:25,740 --> 00:16:26,860
Still got to see some sights.

433
00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:27,700
I did, actually.

434
00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:28,820
It was kind of cool.

435
00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:30,340
Like in the, in the hindsight.

436
00:16:30,340 --> 00:16:32,700
And then when I got out there to West Virginia-

437
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,900
Is that what, one or two states away?

438
00:16:34,900 --> 00:16:37,020
That's a, I think three, three.

439
00:16:37,020 --> 00:16:37,860
I don't know.

440
00:16:37,860 --> 00:16:39,380
I can look at a map.

441
00:16:39,380 --> 00:16:41,140
That was probably one of the dumbest things

442
00:16:41,140 --> 00:16:42,620
that I've ever done impulsively.

443
00:16:42,620 --> 00:16:45,300
Probably a bunch of, had to hit a bunch of toll roads.

444
00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:47,980
There's a bunch of toll roads on the East coast, isn't there?

445
00:16:47,980 --> 00:16:50,300
I don't, I remember I took a nap

446
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:52,060
at a chicken place that was pretty good.

447
00:16:52,060 --> 00:16:53,380
Okay.

448
00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:54,940
Just off the beaten highway.

449
00:16:54,940 --> 00:16:55,780
Just off the highway.

450
00:16:55,780 --> 00:16:57,260
Yeah, cause I was pretty tired when I-

451
00:16:57,260 --> 00:16:58,940
Sitting in the booth in the back.

452
00:16:58,940 --> 00:17:00,740
Yeah, no, no, in my car.

453
00:17:00,740 --> 00:17:01,580
My rental car.

454
00:17:01,580 --> 00:17:03,660
I was like, oh, X-Men, and he just passed out.

455
00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:06,740
It would be my karma.

456
00:17:06,740 --> 00:17:08,380
I took a picture once at a Denny's

457
00:17:08,380 --> 00:17:09,940
of this guy that fell asleep.

458
00:17:09,940 --> 00:17:12,900
He was playing like a video game on his computer.

459
00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:15,140
And also like, he just, he had about like

460
00:17:15,140 --> 00:17:18,020
10 electronic devices on the table, just doing stuff.

461
00:17:18,020 --> 00:17:19,660
But he was like, passed out.

462
00:17:19,660 --> 00:17:22,100
And so I just have a picture with my thumbs up next.

463
00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:23,220
I felt like a dick.

464
00:17:23,220 --> 00:17:24,060
I shouldn't have posted it.

465
00:17:24,060 --> 00:17:26,660
I shouldn't have posted it.

466
00:17:26,660 --> 00:17:27,700
Yeah.

467
00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:32,660
So I got, kind of circling back,

468
00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:37,140
I posted this video of not even my dog, okay?

469
00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:41,180
So someone's dog that, independent, they live on their own.

470
00:17:41,180 --> 00:17:42,380
I love this dog.

471
00:17:42,380 --> 00:17:43,940
I see it all the time when they, you know,

472
00:17:43,940 --> 00:17:46,220
whenever they bring it to wherever.

473
00:17:46,220 --> 00:17:47,060
Okay.

474
00:17:47,060 --> 00:17:48,140
I don't want to give away their identity

475
00:17:48,140 --> 00:17:50,300
in case this is illegal.

476
00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:53,220
The dog accidentally found some gummies.

477
00:17:53,220 --> 00:17:54,060
Oh no.

478
00:17:54,060 --> 00:17:55,500
And it took a bite of the gummy.

479
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:56,340
Oh shit.

480
00:17:56,340 --> 00:17:59,460
It took a couple gummies and it got fucking high.

481
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:03,460
They, and it started doing this weird little shaking thing.

482
00:18:04,340 --> 00:18:08,380
But outside of the context of it being high,

483
00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:09,980
it's an adorable little shaking thing.

484
00:18:09,980 --> 00:18:13,540
So when she sent me the picture, or the video,

485
00:18:13,540 --> 00:18:15,300
again, of a dog that I don't own,

486
00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:17,100
had nothing to do with it getting high or anything.

487
00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:17,940
Didn't know anything about it.

488
00:18:17,940 --> 00:18:19,620
I just went on Facebook and I put it on a reel

489
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:20,940
and then put some music behind it.

490
00:18:20,940 --> 00:18:22,140
And it's really cute.

491
00:18:22,140 --> 00:18:23,580
Just donk, donk, donk, donk.

492
00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:25,260
And he's just dancing.

493
00:18:25,260 --> 00:18:26,460
And it's wonderful.

494
00:18:26,460 --> 00:18:27,300
Yeah.

495
00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:30,340
And then I, I put in the post,

496
00:18:30,340 --> 00:18:31,220
cause I want to be honest,

497
00:18:31,220 --> 00:18:34,580
like the dog accidentally got an edible.

498
00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:39,260
But then I got an angry act from that chick

499
00:18:39,260 --> 00:18:42,540
who did the angry, angry act on that picture

500
00:18:42,540 --> 00:18:44,380
of me and my dog with the cat.

501
00:18:44,380 --> 00:18:46,620
Oh, this was recent.

502
00:18:46,620 --> 00:18:49,060
This was like a day or two ago.

503
00:18:49,060 --> 00:18:49,900
Oh shit.

504
00:18:49,900 --> 00:18:54,900
So, so she's on the lookout for me.

505
00:18:55,580 --> 00:18:57,540
She's like probably calling the police like,

506
00:18:57,540 --> 00:18:59,700
listen, you guys got to watch out for this fucking guy.

507
00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:00,740
He's abusing dog.

508
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:01,580
I'm not.

509
00:19:03,260 --> 00:19:07,140
I had a cat gun once to my dog years and years ago,

510
00:19:07,140 --> 00:19:09,460
it's a head and which I love very much.

511
00:19:09,460 --> 00:19:11,460
One of my favorite dogs of all time.

512
00:19:11,460 --> 00:19:12,980
And it would never ever hurt.

513
00:19:12,980 --> 00:19:14,260
And it was obviously cat gun.

514
00:19:14,260 --> 00:19:16,140
Well, maybe not that obvious, but it was a cat gun.

515
00:19:16,140 --> 00:19:16,980
Yeah.

516
00:19:16,980 --> 00:19:17,820
And a-

517
00:19:17,820 --> 00:19:18,640
Watch tip and everything.

518
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,260
Watch the dog.

519
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:21,100
It's problematic.

520
00:19:21,100 --> 00:19:22,140
I got rid of the picture.

521
00:19:22,140 --> 00:19:22,980
Yeah.

522
00:19:22,980 --> 00:19:24,340
But it was a cat gun.

523
00:19:24,340 --> 00:19:27,440
It was just one of the older realistic looking ones.

524
00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:30,140
But the next, and then I, but the picture,

525
00:19:30,140 --> 00:19:31,140
it's a series of pictures,

526
00:19:31,140 --> 00:19:34,300
it's me holding it to her and then her laying on her belly,

527
00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:37,820
obviously being pet and being dead, quote unquote.

528
00:19:37,820 --> 00:19:39,100
You know, whatever.

529
00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:40,900
Whatever, doesn't matter.

530
00:19:40,900 --> 00:19:41,740
It's just a-

531
00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:44,540
Static trip.

532
00:19:44,540 --> 00:19:46,140
Dumb Andy bullshit.

533
00:19:46,140 --> 00:19:46,980
Yeah.

534
00:19:46,980 --> 00:19:49,540
So let's talk about Freak Brothers.

535
00:19:49,540 --> 00:19:52,940
There was a moment where they smoked the weed,

536
00:19:52,940 --> 00:19:57,260
the dip, like the laced weed or whatever.

537
00:19:57,260 --> 00:19:58,340
Yeah.

538
00:19:58,340 --> 00:20:01,820
And they all have their different crazy fantasies.

539
00:20:01,820 --> 00:20:04,980
And then it cuts to Tiffany Haddish cat

540
00:20:04,980 --> 00:20:06,500
and it's just dun, dun, dun.

541
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:11,620
Like the Vietnam, she's just burning fucking villagers

542
00:20:11,620 --> 00:20:12,460
and shit, I'm like, holy shit.

543
00:20:12,460 --> 00:20:15,420
The flamethrower thumbs up.

544
00:20:15,420 --> 00:20:17,620
Jesus Christ.

545
00:20:17,620 --> 00:20:19,060
Basically like right at that scene,

546
00:20:19,060 --> 00:20:21,460
my wife was like, if you fall asleep to this,

547
00:20:21,460 --> 00:20:22,980
I will kill you.

548
00:20:22,980 --> 00:20:26,060
Like, if our kids walk out and see this.

549
00:20:26,060 --> 00:20:27,620
Oh shit.

550
00:20:27,620 --> 00:20:29,460
Yeah. You have to be on watch for this.

551
00:20:29,460 --> 00:20:30,820
Yeah. She's like, you will see,

552
00:20:30,820 --> 00:20:33,140
you will wake up in a way you've never woken up.

553
00:20:33,140 --> 00:20:34,380
I was like, all right.

554
00:20:35,380 --> 00:20:36,220
Oh God.

555
00:20:36,220 --> 00:20:38,380
Yeah. You definitely, this is not for children.

556
00:20:40,020 --> 00:20:41,820
Yeah. Definitely TVMA.

557
00:20:41,820 --> 00:20:42,840
What's LSB?

558
00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:43,680
I don't know.

559
00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:47,040
So I watched the first episode and I enjoyed it.

560
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:50,120
And they, so they wake up in a base, in their basement,

561
00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:52,040
but I liked the transition of time

562
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:54,480
of the houses getting knocked down, rebuilt, knocked down,

563
00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,560
the little war protesters just protesting.

564
00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:59,080
Reminiscent of the Bob's burger opening.

565
00:20:59,080 --> 00:20:59,920
Oh, it is.

566
00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:02,080
Yeah. Think of the Bob's burger opening,

567
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:06,720
but it mixed with, it's kind of like Blast from the Past

568
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:07,560
a little bit.

569
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,360
Cause they're underneath.

570
00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:10,200
They're underneath.

571
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:14,000
They're underneath and then they wake up.

572
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:17,240
They haven't aged, which I like.

573
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:18,200
That's fun.

574
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:21,920
And now they're out 2020, but they scared me.

575
00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:23,200
I liked that they each

576
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:24,440
have their own thing.

577
00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:26,960
But they, but they both, what's, what's, what's,

578
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:29,400
or all three of them, when they, they just go,

579
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,840
one go gets, one goes to eat, one goes to take a shit,

580
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:34,040
one goes to sleep.

581
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:35,880
And they don't question it at all

582
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:37,680
that there's different people in their homes.

583
00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:38,520
Like when they go to-

584
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:39,920
The house looks different or anything.

585
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:41,880
Yeah. So it goes to take a shit.

586
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:45,160
And there's a black dude showering in his shower

587
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:47,080
and he just goes, eh.

588
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:49,840
And the guy screams because he's never seen

589
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:52,240
this fucking freaky dude.

590
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:56,840
And then there's a, a chick in the bed.

591
00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:57,720
That's scary.

592
00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:59,640
And then with Woody Harrelson's dude.

593
00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:02,240
And then I don't know where the last chick came in.

594
00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:04,320
I think it was a kid.

595
00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:07,960
The kid came downstairs was the, or no,

596
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:10,400
someone came in and he was eating ice cream.

597
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:11,240
That's right.

598
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:12,840
With the wrong spoon.

599
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:13,680
The wrong spoon.

600
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:14,520
He's like, I don't mind.

601
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:15,360
Yeah.

602
00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:16,200
Yeah.

603
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:23,320
So they go to the, so they go to the future.

604
00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:24,320
Everything's different.

605
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:25,800
They think that robots have taken over,

606
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:27,640
which is a funny take because everyone's glued

607
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:29,040
to their screens, LOL.

608
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:30,720
Yeah, LOL, JK.

609
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:32,880
LOL, JK, OMG.

610
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:36,480
And so they're like, oh shit.

611
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,600
You know, they're taken over by, by robots

612
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:40,640
and they go on this funny little,

613
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:43,920
they follow a guy up to his, up to his apartment.

614
00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:44,760
And they fucking.

615
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:45,720
Yeah, cause he's on a Bluetooth.

616
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:47,440
He's like, stick with me if you want to be safe.

617
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:49,280
Like I'll be, I'll keep you safe.

618
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:50,120
Yeah.

619
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:50,960
Stay the best with me.

620
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:51,800
Exactly.

621
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:52,720
Probably talking about investments.

622
00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:53,560
Yeah.

623
00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:54,480
And on his Bluetooth, whoever.

624
00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:55,720
And they're just behind him going like,

625
00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:57,360
oh shit, we'll follow this guy.

626
00:22:57,360 --> 00:22:58,840
They go up to the room.

627
00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:00,360
It's a surprise birthday party.

628
00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:03,000
How, they end up killing the dude.

629
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:06,200
Yeah. But that was so, well, first everybody, like,

630
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:07,200
they're freaking out.

631
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:09,160
They're like, you gotta destroy all the machines.

632
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:11,240
And they're breaking all of his appliances.

633
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:14,800
And then they have the Stephen Hawking character guy

634
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:16,600
come in the elevator.

635
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:17,720
Like, he's a machine.

636
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:19,360
Cause he's got the robot voice.

637
00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:20,200
Yeah.

638
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:24,320
So they throw his ass in the fucking chute.

639
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:25,160
Oh gosh.

640
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:27,520
And they garbage, or the garbage chute.

641
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:28,480
Oh fuck, dude.

642
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:30,440
He comes back in episode two.

643
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:31,280
Oh, does he really?

644
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:32,120
Yeah.

645
00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:33,200
Okay.

646
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:34,600
I hope he's a reoccurring character.

647
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:35,440
That's dope.

648
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:36,280
I hope he is too.

649
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:39,280
Cause it was, I probably will watch more of this.

650
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:40,480
Yeah, I'm going to as well.

651
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:42,520
I'm gonna probably watch all of it, to be honest.

652
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:46,200
I, it's so like pro weed.

653
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:47,600
It's definitely a stoner comedy.

654
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:49,360
No, it's a stoner comedy for sure.

655
00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:50,640
Like my wife was saying last night,

656
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,560
she's like, you have to be high to enjoy this.

657
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:56,360
Like, she's like, normally I would be like, this is stupid.

658
00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:59,160
There's a scene where their drug dealer

659
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,360
shoves a bunch of weed up his ass.

660
00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:03,200
That was in the beginning.

661
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:04,040
That was in the beginning.

662
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:07,440
And so then he goes and gets hit by a car or a bus

663
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:08,280
or something.

664
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:13,280
And so they put on medical examiner jackets,

665
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:15,720
walk up there like, we'll help you move this dead body.

666
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:18,120
Convincing the guy there, he's like, hey, who are you?

667
00:24:18,120 --> 00:24:20,080
Hey, I carry it by the butt.

668
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:23,200
He points to John Goodman and that's Karen

669
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:26,680
from the birthday Christmas party.

670
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:27,520
Well, yeah.

671
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:30,400
So I'm going to grab him by grabbing the inside of his butt

672
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:33,640
hole and just start pulling stuff out.

673
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:34,680
He's got a record.

674
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:35,520
Oh God.

675
00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:38,000
That's so funny.

676
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,800
Like it's stuff we've seen before,

677
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:43,800
but then in a funny twisty way that I like.

678
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:46,280
That comes back in episode two as well.

679
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:47,560
Pulling stuff out of asses.

680
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:48,400
Kind of, yeah.

681
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:49,240
Okay.

682
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:50,080
Yeah.

683
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:51,200
Episode two is pretty funny.

684
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:53,560
Like, cause the first episode,

685
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:56,320
it does a good job of setting up where they are

686
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:57,960
and everything.

687
00:24:57,960 --> 00:24:59,260
But episode two is like,

688
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:03,200
now they're trying to figure out how to get back.

689
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:05,320
And they kind of like, it's silly.

690
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:06,800
I don't want to say too much because I don't want to give

691
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:08,000
it away if you're going to watch it.

692
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,920
But it continues to be silly.

693
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:12,080
Now, you know what,

694
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:16,340
if we're just on the subject of time travel-ish,

695
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:22,280
which I guess, triagenic sleep slash

696
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:26,600
weed sleep, I guess, we're going to go by this logic.

697
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:29,120
I think is a valid form of time travel.

698
00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:32,080
It's only one direction and there's no return trip,

699
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:35,080
but you do travel forward to a time that you otherwise

700
00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:37,280
wouldn't be able to get to without,

701
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:38,960
with like on your own, right?

702
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:41,280
So I feel like a time machine is like working

703
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:42,160
triagenic sleep.

704
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:43,680
That's all we have.

705
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:45,040
Cause your consciousness,

706
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:47,360
all you have to do is freeze your body and consciousness.

707
00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:49,320
And if that can happen,

708
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:50,200
then you're set.

709
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:51,040
But,

710
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:54,680
there's not really a way to go backwards.

711
00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:55,520
Exactly.

712
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:58,200
There's so, we would never know.

713
00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:00,480
And no one working on the project would ever know

714
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:02,000
if it was super successful.

715
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,080
What they were sending people into.

716
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:07,640
And could you really trust the safekeeping

717
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:12,360
of cryogenic tubes built in 2020,

718
00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:14,080
let's just say 2030.

719
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:16,120
And now it's 3030.

720
00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:17,600
I think a hundred years have gone by

721
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:20,240
and they somehow kept these things safe.

722
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:22,520
Yeah. Someone's monitored them, made sure.

723
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:23,360
Yeah.

724
00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:24,840
Because technology is going to move forward.

725
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:27,840
It's like, they're going to eventually have to like

726
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:32,840
take out the computers that run the office.

727
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:33,840
Oh shit.

728
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:34,840
I forgot about that.

729
00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:38,920
Yeah. It's been a while.

730
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:40,720
I'm usually pretty good about that now.

731
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:46,000
So when it comes to time travel, I think let's just,

732
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:48,640
little tangent here, but fine.

733
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:51,040
I liked my favorite,

734
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:56,040
my favorite genre of science fiction movies is time travel.

735
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:57,720
Anything time travel, right?

736
00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:58,840
That's interesting.

737
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:01,800
I think, is it future man?

738
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:03,200
Is that the one with,

739
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:04,320
What, Hulu?

740
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:06,800
That's one of the best shows ever made.

741
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:09,600
I've only watched like the first three episodes or so.

742
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:10,800
I haven't finished it.

743
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:11,720
It was funny.

744
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:14,480
It gets insane.

745
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:18,520
It gets, well, no, it's funny all the way through.

746
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:20,600
Like it's an incredibly funny show.

747
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:23,080
There are serious moments, it doesn't, I mean,

748
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:24,840
but it doesn't take itself too seriously.

749
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:28,520
It's at one point, I mean, I guess spoilers,

750
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:30,800
but you use time travel enough.

751
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:34,200
Sometimes there could be body splicing issues

752
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:36,440
where you'll switch, especially if you go together,

753
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:38,320
you'll switch body parts with someone.

754
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:42,240
And he switches his dick with Wolf,

755
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:44,880
who had a huge dick, right?

756
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:47,960
So he like comes out, he's like, oh God,

757
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:51,280
like he's got this like huge dick and Wolf the whole time.

758
00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:54,240
He's now got a much smaller dick

759
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:56,360
and he's fucking furious.

760
00:27:56,360 --> 00:28:00,840
And he hates, just hates the main character for that,

761
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:01,960
but they still have to work together,

762
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:04,120
but he's fucking pissed though.

763
00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:05,880
But like I would be too.

764
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:06,960
Yeah.

765
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:09,280
So he's trying to figure out how to swap it back.

766
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:10,600
And you're just like, no, we're good.

767
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:11,960
But it's just random.

768
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:13,040
You don't get to really choose.

769
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:16,120
It's not like, it just happens if you time travel enough.

770
00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:16,960
With people.

771
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:18,320
With people.

772
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:19,760
Sometimes it happens.

773
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:24,040
So I'm guessing Harry Potter splicing rules, right?

774
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:25,760
Does it ever revert back to normal

775
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:27,520
or is that just how it ends?

776
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:28,800
I'm pretty sure he has a big dick

777
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:30,480
throughout the rest of the show.

778
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,600
And the other guy's just pissed off.

779
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:33,440
Like he brings it up.

780
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:34,280
Part of his character.

781
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:35,120
Yeah.

782
00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:37,280
Dude, there's, he goes back.

783
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:41,960
So the premise of Future Man is like the two,

784
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:45,720
two warriors from the future come back to like modern day

785
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:49,320
to help this guy, gamer, you know,

786
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:51,960
stop the apocalypse from happening.

787
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:54,440
But when they go further back in time,

788
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:56,240
when they go to like the eighties,

789
00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:58,440
Wolf, who's never heard of like,

790
00:28:58,440 --> 00:28:59,560
who'd never done drugs at all,

791
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:03,000
he discovers cocaine and just becomes

792
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,200
the coolest fucking guy in the eighties.

793
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:07,760
He just, he starts playing volleyball with people.

794
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:09,800
He just, he forgets about the cause.

795
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:10,720
He's just like, fuck it.

796
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:11,560
I'm just gonna go find,

797
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:13,280
he becomes a big Cory Hart fan that,

798
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:15,200
I wear my sunglasses.

799
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:16,560
Yeah, oh that's funny.

800
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:19,480
And he becomes like, oh God, dude,

801
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:23,000
that's one of the best shows ever.

802
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:23,840
Yeah, awesome.

803
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:24,800
It's not on Tubi, I'm sorry.

804
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:27,400
I know it's supposed to be a Tubi original special episode.

805
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:29,840
Go on Hulu to watch that one.

806
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:32,200
But, Tubi's free.

807
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:35,320
And everything on Tubi's free.

808
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:38,360
And there are commercials, but they're brief.

809
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:40,240
They're like a minute at max.

810
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:41,080
Yeah, they're quick.

811
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:42,040
There's only like two ads.

812
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:44,640
Two ads, one minute a piece.

813
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:45,720
It's doable.

814
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:48,400
Seems like there's less for their originals, I feel.

815
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:51,360
Yeah, I thought there was only one for this one.

816
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:53,440
I think I had a couple, but it wasn't.

817
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:56,160
Yeah, I think the pilot was less in the second episode.

818
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:57,880
I think it was two.

819
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:00,480
Oh man, by that math, by episode five,

820
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:01,800
we're gonna have a shitload of commercials.

821
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,360
I hope that's not the case, but.

822
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:05,560
I don't think it'll continue on that pattern.

823
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:08,440
I liked it.

824
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:09,840
I'm gonna watch more of it.

825
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:12,800
Now, I was looking at others,

826
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:13,840
because I was thinking last time,

827
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:17,720
I was like, what Tubi original should we do?

828
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:19,760
Because we had less time.

829
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:23,080
Yeah, I went into that completely blind.

830
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:24,560
I was like, all right, we'll see what this is.

831
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:26,640
And I watched the trailer, and I was like,

832
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:28,680
okay, this looks silly.

833
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:31,720
There's a few on here that are really calling my name.

834
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:34,040
Pasta, pasta, wait.

835
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:37,200
Pasta, pasta, Pasta-co-lips?

836
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:38,320
Oh, you nailed it.

837
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:42,320
Pasta-co-lips.

838
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:43,480
That's an intense name.

839
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:45,840
Pasta-co-lips, wait, Pasta-co-lips.

840
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:49,920
And it's a, I think it's a spaghetti chef.

841
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:51,680
A chef made of spaghetti.

842
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:54,120
You know, he's made of noodles.

843
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:55,440
You see his, yeah.

844
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:58,200
And I think he's trying to take over the world.

845
00:30:58,200 --> 00:30:59,600
I watched a little bit of it.

846
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:00,420
Did you?

847
00:31:00,420 --> 00:31:01,260
It's insane.

848
00:31:01,260 --> 00:31:02,100
It's insane.

849
00:31:02,100 --> 00:31:02,940
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

850
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:07,200
Slay looks interesting.

851
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:11,760
It looks like a horror show with drag queens

852
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:16,160
as the main people being slain, it looks like.

853
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:18,800
And it's called Slay, which I think is a funny play

854
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:23,200
on the whole drag queen culture thing.

855
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:25,400
Which, I'm gonna be honest,

856
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:27,320
I'm nothing against drag queens whatsoever,

857
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:29,440
but RuPaul's Drag Race,

858
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:33,440
much like every other reality show in existence,

859
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:34,360
I'm not into.

860
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:36,160
It's just, yeah.

861
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:38,920
It's scripted, it's scripted, manufactured tiers,

862
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:39,760
blah, blah, blah.

863
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:42,080
If you're into reality TV, fine.

864
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:44,600
It's just background noise, I'm sure, for a lot of people.

865
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:47,640
My wife likes a lot of TLC shows,

866
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:50,560
and I'll get sucked into watching some of them with her,

867
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:53,600
but we watch them for completely different reasons.

868
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:55,440
She watches them for the people,

869
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:57,680
and I watch them to see what kind of train wrecks

870
00:31:57,680 --> 00:31:58,640
these people are.

871
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:01,480
So you're watching.

872
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:03,840
90 Day Fiancé.

873
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:05,080
Now what's 90 Day Fiancé?

874
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:06,180
I've heard of the name.

875
00:32:06,180 --> 00:32:08,200
That's the one where they're,

876
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:10,160
so they have multiple iterations of it now.

877
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:14,080
But traditionally it was the American is finding,

878
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:16,720
they met somebody online that lives in another country,

879
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:18,200
somewhere else in the world,

880
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:21,320
and they have a 90 day visa,

881
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:23,460
so they have that 90 days to get married,

882
00:32:23,460 --> 00:32:25,520
so they can become a citizen.

883
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:27,800
Oh, this is a common enough thing that

884
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:28,920
they do a show on. They made a show on.

885
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:29,760
Okay.

886
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:31,840
And they have ones where they go,

887
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:34,040
the Americans go to the other countries,

888
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:35,920
and then they have ones where it's like,

889
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:37,720
them after they've already been on the show,

890
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:41,120
and they're married, or they divorced,

891
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:43,000
and now they're single.

892
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,120
And like, yeah, there's a bunch of them.

893
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:46,720
My wife loves all of them.

894
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:51,420
And I mean, I don't really know most of people's names.

895
00:32:51,420 --> 00:32:53,440
I just kind of have like different kind of nicknames

896
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:55,900
for them based off of either things they've done,

897
00:32:55,900 --> 00:32:57,320
or kind of how they look.

898
00:32:58,760 --> 00:32:59,600
Okay.

899
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:03,880
Yeah. It's not nice, but it's only said in my own home.

900
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:05,120
Yeah.

901
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:06,840
No, that's, so okay, I guess,

902
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:09,560
do you watch, you're rooting for them to fail, in a way.

903
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:12,560
Don't get me wrong, there's some that I'm like,

904
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:14,880
all right, they're kind of, you know, they seem real.

905
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:16,280
You know, they seem like a real couple.

906
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:18,160
Like, they seem like they actually found love,

907
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:20,520
and seem happy, like good for them.

908
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:23,320
But most of these people are people that want to be on TV.

909
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:24,520
Yeah.

910
00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:25,600
You know.

911
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:26,600
That's why I don't watch.

912
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:28,080
I'm sure you've heard of Big Ed.

913
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:31,440
He's kind of like, no, he's the guy that kind of looks like,

914
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:35,120
he has no neck, and like, there's memes of him.

915
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:38,160
I'll look them up for you, and pull them up and show you.

916
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:39,040
He's from that show?

917
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:40,240
He's from that show.

918
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:46,320
I think the last reality show I watched was Tag.

919
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:51,240
It was, that's one of those competition shows.

920
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:54,640
You remember that was, had that one football dude,

921
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:57,520
he's like, let's play Tag.

922
00:33:57,520 --> 00:34:00,320
And it was like, had that super hot,

923
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:03,240
nothing to do with that.

924
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:06,320
That's too tangenty.

925
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:07,160
Yeah.

926
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:08,440
Show me the picture of this no neck guy.

927
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:11,720
This is like memes that people created of him.

928
00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:12,840
Oh, that's terrible.

929
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:13,680
That's what it looks like.

930
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:15,120
I got you some toothpaste when my girlfriend

931
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:17,080
starts crying and I don't know what to do.

932
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:17,920
Yeah.

933
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:18,760
Is he that bad?

934
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:19,640
Oh, I mean, so.

935
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:21,640
Wait, what's his, wait, who's he marrying?

936
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:25,120
So first he goes to, he goes to the Philippines to meet,

937
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:30,120
to get this girl, and their age difference is way different.

938
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:34,040
Like he's, he starts out super cringy in general.

939
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:38,520
Like his first thing he's putting like big old,

940
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:41,640
like just heaps of mayonnaise in his hair.

941
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:43,080
What the fuck, what?

942
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:45,360
Cause he, they, someone told him that it's good

943
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:47,760
for your hair, it's good for keeping the color

944
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:49,120
and health of your hair.

945
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:52,000
So he's just putting mayonnaise in his hair.

946
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,880
And then he goes to the Philippines

947
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:55,840
and he's like there with the girl.

948
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:58,040
And like he gets her a bunch of like toothpaste,

949
00:34:58,040 --> 00:34:59,480
toothbrush and stuff like that.

950
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:02,520
And he's like, you know, cause your breath stinks.

951
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:04,560
Like says it a different way,

952
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:09,560
but she basically she has some sort of like gastro,

953
00:35:09,720 --> 00:35:12,600
like stomach issues that causes her bad breath.

954
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:13,800
And she's told him about it.

955
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:17,400
And it's just like, so she already has a complex about it.

956
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:18,960
And he made the complex even worse.

957
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:19,800
On TV.

958
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:24,040
Yeah, but like, it's just, he's just kind of,

959
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:26,360
he's definitely a cringe person.

960
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:27,280
And they get married?

961
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:29,120
No, no, no, they don't.

962
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:30,120
They don't make it.

963
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:31,920
Good for her.

964
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:32,920
Yeah.

965
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:34,120
Yeah.

966
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:37,200
But he's on another version of it now with another girl.

967
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:41,040
The American now, but yeah, he's,

968
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:42,800
he's kind of a trash person.

969
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:44,840
Well, he got back on with a different chick.

970
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:45,680
Yeah.

971
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:46,520
Cause he got onto another version.

972
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:48,320
How bad of a train wreck is this chick?

973
00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:50,960
Just as bad.

974
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:51,800
Oh God.

975
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:53,440
She's putting fucking jelly in her hair

976
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:55,480
cause she heard it from a different source.

977
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:58,920
Fucking mayonnaise or ketchup.

978
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:01,520
She seems more normal, but like,

979
00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:05,560
I don't know.

980
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:06,520
My wife watches more of it.

981
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:07,960
She's like, no, she really loves them.

982
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:11,840
And I'm like, I think she just likes being on TV.

983
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:13,280
We'll do a rice special with your,

984
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:15,000
with your wife one day, a rice ball.

985
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,720
Yeah. Talking about 90 day fiance.

986
00:36:16,720 --> 00:36:18,440
I'll watch an episode of,

987
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:21,800
we could do 90 day fiance, 90 days in.

988
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:22,640
Yeah.

989
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,760
What's that other, the one where they do in prison.

990
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:25,720
That's the prison one.

991
00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:26,560
Yeah.

992
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:27,920
And then we could watch.

993
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:30,360
Love after lockup is also what she watches.

994
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:32,680
How about that movie nine months with Sandra Bullock's.

995
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:33,520
We'll just do it.

996
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:34,360
Nine months.

997
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:35,200
We'll just do it.

998
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:36,480
Everything nine.

999
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:37,320
Yeah.

1000
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:38,160
Nine related.

1001
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:39,000
Just, yeah.

1002
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:39,840
I like it.

1003
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:41,960
90 day fiance, 90 days in,

1004
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:44,320
then nine months with Sandra Bullock.

1005
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:45,440
I think Hugh Grant.

1006
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:46,280
I don't know.

1007
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:47,120
That's funny.

1008
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:51,400
So, okay.

1009
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:52,400
It looks like they-

1010
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:53,880
They do a lot of horror it looks like.

1011
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:58,880
They also do vice news presents Epstein didn't kill himself.

1012
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:00,120
Interesting.

1013
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:01,720
That is an interesting-

1014
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:02,560
Documentary.

1015
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:03,400
Documentary it looks like.

1016
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:05,040
Yeah, crime mystery.

1017
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:07,840
I didn't, I've only seen like people,

1018
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:09,400
comedians talk about the whole Epstein.

1019
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:11,520
I didn't do any deep research on the island.

1020
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:14,920
I know that, I only just know that it was like

1021
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:16,280
a sex trafficking island.

1022
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:20,120
But I know that the biggest conspiracy theory

1023
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:21,720
is that he was murdered, right?

1024
00:37:21,720 --> 00:37:22,560
Or that-

1025
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:25,800
Yeah, he got murdered in prison.

1026
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:27,360
Interesting.

1027
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:29,480
And then we got our boy Bruce Willis,

1028
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:32,600
Toobie original corrective measures.

1029
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:34,800
Wow, that must have been one of the last things he did.

1030
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:37,120
Yeah, I think that was one of those Toobie threw him a bone

1031
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:38,120
because they're like, hey,

1032
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:38,960
because I think he's like,

1033
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:41,040
he needed to stock up on a bunch of money before.

1034
00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:43,120
Because they needed to do a bunch of stuff right before.

1035
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:44,480
Yeah, and I think this was one of them.

1036
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:45,560
What's like probably Toobie's like,

1037
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:46,400
yeah, fuck it.

1038
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:49,320
We'll give you a shit load of money now.

1039
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:53,760
Well, that's why I wonder who is like Toobie's parent company?

1040
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:54,760
Is it Lionsgate?

1041
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:56,000
Oh, I don't know.

1042
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,840
Because Lionsgate was one of the producers of that show.

1043
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:03,160
Toobie parent company.

1044
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:04,640
Oh, it's Fox, dude.

1045
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:06,040
I think we are, oh shit.

1046
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:06,880
I think we have-

1047
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:08,920
Is Toobie owned by Disney?

1048
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:11,200
Since it's acquisition by Fox,

1049
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:14,920
Toobie also carries program from Fox, Fox Soul.

1050
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:16,280
Wait, what's Fox Soul?

1051
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:20,240
Local news and stations, Fox, Fox Soul.

1052
00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:25,240
Fox Soul, our voice, our truth, celebrate black culture.

1053
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:28,360
They have a whole separate black fox?

1054
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:29,520
I didn't know that.

1055
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:31,320
Huh.

1056
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:32,960
First thing is a white lady that we see.

1057
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:34,840
Yeah, that, I mean, come on Fox Soul.

1058
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:36,320
That kinda threw me off.

1059
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:39,960
Literally the first fucking thing we saw was a white person.

1060
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:44,840
What's her name, Portia?

1061
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:45,680
Yeah.

1062
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:47,360
Interesting.

1063
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:52,360
I always like seeing different viewpoints when I look at.

1064
00:38:53,240 --> 00:38:57,600
But Fox, I'm interested to see what Fox Soul's

1065
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:02,240
take on politics would be if it even gets into that.

1066
00:39:02,240 --> 00:39:07,240
Because like, would this be like the Republican,

1067
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:10,720
like the black Republican channel then?

1068
00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:11,560
I don't know.

1069
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:13,160
I don't know, I don't really wanna get,

1070
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:16,520
because I mean Fox is absolutely a Republican conservative

1071
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:20,120
news station, that's not even debatable.

1072
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:23,760
And interesting, but I don't see anything news on here.

1073
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:27,360
I just see, here we go, topics.

1074
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:30,640
Celebs, culture, food, health, lifestyle, love, music,

1075
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:33,440
news, politics, spiritual, and sports.

1076
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:39,000
Man, this is a interesting rabbit hole we're going down.

1077
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,760
All just from trying to see who owns Tubi.

1078
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:46,760
Let's see, toxic love and DNA tests.

1079
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:51,600
Red carpets, medieval, okay, none of this is news.

1080
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:56,600
It says, under politics, it says uncategorized,

1081
00:39:56,880 --> 00:40:00,080
and then celebs, culture uncategorized,

1082
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:02,120
and then funny as a Friday.

1083
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:06,760
Yeah, none of this is politics.

1084
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:07,600
No.

1085
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:08,800
Wow!

1086
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:13,000
Wait, strippers, bill of rights, financial infidelity.

1087
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:17,160
Local rapper holds private screening for Godzilla fans.

1088
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:18,280
That's real political.

1089
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:19,760
I wonder where they're leaning on that one.

1090
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:24,440
Holy shit, so Fox Soul does not fuck with politics.

1091
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:25,920
There's a politics button.

1092
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:29,280
Okay, let's see what they do with spiritual.

1093
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:30,720
Are they just fronting on that one?

1094
00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:31,540
Same.

1095
00:40:31,540 --> 00:40:33,120
Same motherfucking thing.

1096
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:35,640
There's nothing under spiritual.

1097
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:38,960
Okay, let's hit the load more and see if anything happens.

1098
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:42,960
Okay, do these topics do anything?

1099
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:43,800
Health.

1100
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:46,600
Okay.

1101
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:48,720
I'd say they changed the top one.

1102
00:40:48,720 --> 00:40:50,720
They changed the top one.

1103
00:40:50,720 --> 00:40:54,440
This is not fun at podcasting, I'm so sorry people.

1104
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:58,440
Go to the foxsoul.tv if you wanna see what we're looking at,

1105
00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:01,320
but it's interesting.

1106
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:02,160
Yeah.

1107
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:06,040
And so Fox owns Tubi.

1108
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:09,920
So I guess I'd have to reach out to Fox to...

1109
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:12,520
Well, Tubi probably still has their own company.

1110
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:13,360
Their own office, yeah.

1111
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:14,960
Yeah.

1112
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:17,160
Yeah, well, I'm gonna reach out to you Tubi.

1113
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:21,720
I don't know if we're your jam at all, but whatever.

1114
00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:23,720
And then the last exit looked interesting.

1115
00:41:23,720 --> 00:41:25,760
I know they do a lot of horror.

1116
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:28,080
Yeah, that's all I've really seen is horror.

1117
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:28,920
Yeah.

1118
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:29,760
Okay.

1119
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:33,240
You know, okay.

1120
00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:34,080
There's a lot of...

1121
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:35,040
Drama.

1122
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:37,120
Yeah, there's a lot of stuff on here

1123
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:38,760
I'm not gonna watch to be honest.

1124
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:41,440
The stepmother didn't look interesting to me.

1125
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:42,280
Blind waters.

1126
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:44,000
Now, what are the blind waters?

1127
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,080
Do you think she's blind?

1128
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:47,280
Wait, the stepmother three?

1129
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:49,800
Yeah, I saw the stepmother one at the top

1130
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:51,160
and already I see now the stepmother,

1131
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:52,840
oh, no, stepmother two is right there.

1132
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:53,680
Yeah.

1133
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:55,000
And there's stepmother three.

1134
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:55,840
Damn.

1135
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:57,680
I mean, we can move the marathon.

1136
00:41:57,680 --> 00:41:58,680
Oh my God.

1137
00:41:58,680 --> 00:41:59,520
Could you imagine?

1138
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:01,360
Follow the Twinset House sister too.

1139
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:02,320
Ooh, I would watch this.

1140
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:04,560
Sins of the Father, the Green River Killer.

1141
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:05,400
Yeah.

1142
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:06,240
That's cool.

1143
00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:07,080
I like those.

1144
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:08,680
That's probably a documentary.

1145
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:09,680
Oh, it is a documentary.

1146
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:11,080
I like, you know what I prefer?

1147
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:12,280
I do like documentaries, yeah.

1148
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:14,040
I like documentaries just fine

1149
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:15,960
and there's some interesting ones.

1150
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:18,480
But I like when they do serial killers

1151
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:22,080
like as a movie made for TV movie or whatever.

1152
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:24,160
I didn't see the Dahmer show yet.

1153
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:25,000
It was good.

1154
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:25,840
I heard, I've heard.

1155
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:26,680
You know, on Netflix?

1156
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:27,520
Yeah, I've heard.

1157
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:28,360
It was good.

1158
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:29,200
I watched it at some point,

1159
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:33,080
but I liked the Bundy movie that they made for TV

1160
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:35,160
at some point, 80s or 90s or whatever.

1161
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:36,000
Yeah.

1162
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:39,160
Did you see the new one with, what was it?

1163
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:40,200
What's his name, Bundy?

1164
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:41,760
The show, that was a show too.

1165
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:43,520
Was it Dexter?

1166
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:44,360
No.

1167
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:45,600
No, it was Zac Efron.

1168
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:47,600
That was Ted Bundy.

1169
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:49,120
Oh, but he.

1170
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:50,960
The Ted Bundy tapes I think is what that was called.

1171
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:52,400
Yeah, no, I didn't watch that one either.

1172
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:53,240
That was good.

1173
00:42:53,240 --> 00:42:55,960
Shit, for someone who just claims to like looking serial killers

1174
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:56,800
should have watched anything

1175
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:58,440
other than that one and the Gacy one.

1176
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:01,440
The other one that's actually good, it's not,

1177
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:03,600
like, I don't know, it's based off of a book,

1178
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:05,320
My Friend Dahmer.

1179
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:08,040
That's a kind of interesting movie as well.

1180
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:12,240
Kind of like a take on Dahmer before he became,

1181
00:43:12,240 --> 00:43:14,320
as he was becoming Dahmer,

1182
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:17,080
but he was still in high school and he has a friend.

1183
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:22,880
Based on a book that someone wrote, I think that's it.

1184
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:23,720
Interesting.

1185
00:43:23,720 --> 00:43:24,960
Yeah, and I think it's,

1186
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:29,720
I don't remember who played Dahmer on that,

1187
00:43:29,720 --> 00:43:32,480
but it was an interesting take on it

1188
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:34,320
and it was kind of an interesting movie.

1189
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:41,440
Have you ever seen, oh god, what are we doing?

1190
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:42,280
This is just,

1191
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:44,920
I wanna just, ladies and gentlemen, we're fucking high.

1192
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:47,800
I think it's,

1193
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:49,920
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.

1194
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:53,240
Ladies and gentlemen, we're fucking high.

1195
00:43:53,240 --> 00:43:54,160
Oh damn, I was looking for,

1196
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:56,640
I was seeing if they had never been kissed.

1197
00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:57,880
You know the one about the,

1198
00:43:57,880 --> 00:43:59,160
where Drew Barrymore plays a reporter

1199
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:00,280
that goes back to high school?

1200
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:01,120
Yeah.

1201
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:02,360
That happened at my high school.

1202
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:05,360
We had a reporter go undercover

1203
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:07,160
as a high school student for a year.

1204
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:08,960
Was it like obvious that it was a reporter?

1205
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:09,840
That's what people say.

1206
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:12,800
I only saw them maybe in passing a couple times.

1207
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:15,680
When I looked at the picture, they looked familiar,

1208
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:17,520
but not, so I guess I never.

1209
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:18,360
It's like, what was that?

1210
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:20,880
Not Another Teen Movie that they make fun of that

1211
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:22,520
and it's like an old lady.

1212
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:24,440
Oh sure, yeah, yeah.

1213
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:27,600
Not Another Teen Movie gets slept on a lot.

1214
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:29,720
That was a funny parody movie.

1215
00:44:29,720 --> 00:44:30,560
It was silly.

1216
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:31,520
That was, I think on.

1217
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:32,360
It was over the top.

1218
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:37,200
It might have been as good as Not Another Scary Movie.

1219
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:39,080
The first scary movie, yeah.

1220
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:39,960
First two.

1221
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:42,720
Huh, okay.

1222
00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:43,560
It's a gay movie.

1223
00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:44,400
So here we go.

1224
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:47,920
I put Not Another and what you get on Tubi

1225
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:52,920
is you get another gay movie, Director's Cut, which cool.

1226
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:56,920
You get National Lampoon's another dirty movie.

1227
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:59,680
I bet there's, Mike would love fucking that one.

1228
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:04,680
And then Not Another Sci-Fi Movie Looks Interesting, 2013.

1229
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:08,120
18 Year Old Virgin, okay.

1230
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:09,680
Jesus Christ, Tubi.

1231
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:12,960
Not Another Happy Ending.

1232
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:15,760
Getting It, Unrated, whatever.

1233
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:16,800
Okay, and then another, oh,

1234
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:18,280
and then another nine and a half weeks.

1235
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:19,640
We'll have to add that to our list.

1236
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:20,480
Another nine and a half.

1237
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:21,800
Let me add that to my list.

1238
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:22,920
Okay.

1239
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:25,240
So we'll add that to our list.

1240
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:29,960
So did you ever see Sex Drive?

1241
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:30,800
Yes.

1242
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:32,040
Did you see the Director's Cut?

1243
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:34,840
I don't remember which cut, probably.

1244
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:37,520
If you got it on DVD, it was a Director's Cut

1245
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:39,600
and the director comes out in the beginning, he goes,

1246
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:41,320
so this is the Director's Cut.

1247
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:42,920
I'm just gonna add more tits

1248
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:45,720
and it just shows a chick, like a naked chick, just running.

1249
00:45:45,720 --> 00:45:47,040
And he's like, and also some more dicks.

1250
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:51,040
And on the other side, it's just a big black dude's dick,

1251
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:51,880
and he's running.

1252
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:53,920
So it's just kinda back and forth.

1253
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:57,040
And so throughout the movie, just randomly,

1254
00:45:57,040 --> 00:45:58,240
because the Director's Cut's hilarious.

1255
00:45:58,240 --> 00:46:00,960
He just leaves in bloopers and all sorts of shit.

1256
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:03,200
It's really well done.

1257
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:04,360
You'll see in the background,

1258
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:06,520
just random naked people running around

1259
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:08,160
that he's post-cut.

1260
00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:10,840
Like he put it into in post.

1261
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:12,640
It's so great, Sex Drive.

1262
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:15,720
That was a silly movie, too.

1263
00:46:15,720 --> 00:46:17,160
Yeah, wasn't it?

1264
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:22,160
So let's rate, well, okay, tell me more about,

1265
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:26,800
oh God, I just typed sex in the Tubi, and holy shit.

1266
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:28,120
Oh my goodness.

1267
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:29,160
Yeah, it's a lot.

1268
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:31,280
Ooh, Topanga, hello.

1269
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:37,160
Good God, lesbian sex and sexuality.

1270
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:39,080
The sex bots are coming.

1271
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:44,080
A good girl's guide to kinky sex.

1272
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:48,040
Sexo menitras y muertos.

1273
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:51,720
Sex in the comics.

1274
00:46:51,720 --> 00:46:54,200
Hell yeah, that's another documentary.

1275
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:55,280
Oh, sexting.

1276
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:56,640
Is that, what's her face?

1277
00:46:59,960 --> 00:47:01,360
She's married to that one guy.

1278
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:05,120
I'm not good with faces right now.

1279
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:07,800
There's too much going on when you type in sex.

1280
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:11,040
Sexpectations, ooh, Antilist.

1281
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:15,080
Sex, okay, what are we doing here?

1282
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:16,080
What are you doing?

1283
00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:18,280
Sexual inadequacies documentary, Antilist.

1284
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:20,360
I will say this is the least amount of tabs

1285
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:21,440
I've seen you have open.

1286
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:23,480
Yeah, it's just two, it's just an all Tubi.

1287
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:24,800
It's all Tubi.

1288
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:28,000
El sexo no casa impuestos.

1289
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:34,280
Oh, the sexy mysterious murders, AKA kiss kiss bang bang.

1290
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:35,120
Oh, Jesus.

1291
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:40,120
Okay, now this one is not translated correctly,

1292
00:47:40,720 --> 00:47:43,000
but let me rock your world.

1293
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,600
Sex is zero two.

1294
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:47,680
And it's just a bunch of Asian people on the cover,

1295
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:49,920
so I'm not translating.

1296
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:52,240
Well, this is not called sex is zero two,

1297
00:47:52,240 --> 00:47:55,680
or that's not what they mean when they say it over there.

1298
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:59,680
Okay, that's twice I've seen sexaholic on here,

1299
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:02,200
but one was sexaholic, one is sexaholics.

1300
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:05,200
I wonder, yeah, like alien, aliens.

1301
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:07,840
Oh, showgirls, the showgirls.

1302
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:08,680
That's a classic.

1303
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:10,560
That has the chick from Saved by the Bell.

1304
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:11,840
That ruined her career.

1305
00:48:12,720 --> 00:48:16,160
The one that did drugs, the one that did speed,

1306
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:20,200
or whatever, she got addicted to speed in Saved by the Bell,

1307
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:23,440
and everyone got her, it's not Kelly,

1308
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:25,200
not the one everyone was fighting for.

1309
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:27,600
I didn't watch Saved by the Bell all the way through.

1310
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:29,680
Well, I think it's just enough.

1311
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:32,160
You know what, another great, oh God, what are we doing?

1312
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:34,360
But I will say another great,

1313
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:38,520
the Unofficial Saved by the Bell documentary,

1314
00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:39,960
and I think it's called the Unofficial

1315
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:42,760
Saved by the Bell documentary, whatever, is great.

1316
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:45,520
It's a made-for-TV movie where they talk about

1317
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:47,360
the making of Saved by the Bell,

1318
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:52,760
they hire a cast that looks just like the original kids.

1319
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:55,640
It's pretty great, and you see how like,

1320
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:01,400
who's the little guy, Screech?

1321
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:04,040
You see how Screech got mistreated, like the actor?

1322
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:05,000
On set.

1323
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:07,560
On set, now, when that came out.

1324
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:10,120
Because he died a few years ago, right?

1325
00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:10,960
He did, yeah.

1326
00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:15,160
When that came out, all the rest of the cast were like,

1327
00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:17,280
that's not really true, that's not accurate,

1328
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:19,120
we didn't treat him like shit.

1329
00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:23,040
His memoir, I think, alleged that they did.

1330
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:24,240
They claimed that they didn't.

1331
00:49:24,240 --> 00:49:25,520
But they picked out, they treated him

1332
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:27,000
like he was a nerd and geek.

1333
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:30,560
Yeah, so I mean, I don't know,

1334
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:33,360
but it's a good, regardless of if it's true or not,

1335
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:35,560
it's at least an interesting thing to watch.

1336
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:38,960
But anyway, don't type sex into a tubie.

1337
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:39,960
Yeah.

1338
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:41,440
Left on red, damn.

1339
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:47,000
El gran escanto sexual americano.

1340
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:53,480
Okay, that's from 1992, shit, they got sex,

1341
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:55,480
all right, all right, okay.

1342
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:57,680
All right, let's get out of here.

1343
00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:59,240
Mike's gonna come over in about an hour,

1344
00:49:59,240 --> 00:50:00,560
we gotta make sure.

1345
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:01,720
That there's no sex on there.

1346
00:50:01,720 --> 00:50:04,120
The loss of sexual innocence is literally

1347
00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:05,840
just two naked people on the cover

1348
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:08,640
with a snake stopping you from seeing the bits.

1349
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:10,640
I like the cover of Love and Air Sex.

1350
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:12,640
How about Hitler's secret sex life

1351
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:15,880
and it's Hitler bent over with a dominatrix behind him

1352
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:17,000
with a collar?

1353
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:18,320
I believe it.

1354
00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:21,600
Sex, it's Love and Air Sex, hell yeah.

1355
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:23,280
What the fuck, Agilist.

1356
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:24,120
Agilist.

1357
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:27,640
Dude, and Hitler's secret sex life.

1358
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:29,080
I'm adding that one too.

1359
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:31,160
I'm gonna recommend that we watch that as one of our.

1360
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:32,000
Oh god.

1361
00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:36,800
Oh, sex ed, I love the kid from Sixth Sense.

1362
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:37,640
Haley Joel Osmond.

1363
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:39,720
Haley Joel Osmond who's done a lot more

1364
00:50:39,720 --> 00:50:40,560
than that movie now.

1365
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:42,200
Yeah.

1366
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:46,280
Okay, oh, what was it I thought I saw?

1367
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:49,120
Why do women have a higher sex drive, Jesus tell me.

1368
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:49,960
Agilist.

1369
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:54,320
China's sexual revolution, okay, all right,

1370
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:55,160
what are we doing?

1371
00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:57,480
You're just gonna keep adding movies to your list.

1372
00:50:57,480 --> 00:51:00,320
It's.

1373
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:04,280
Sexocracy, the man of booga booga.

1374
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:06,480
What the fuck is going on?

1375
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:08,600
All right, okay, ooh.

1376
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:10,120
All right, okay, he's going down.

1377
00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:12,560
Sex, Sound, Silence, I'm done.

1378
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:15,520
Drama, Music, Romance, that just looks interesting.

1379
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:16,360
We're done.

1380
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:18,440
Let's go check your list and see how many movies

1381
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:23,440
you just added from just typing sex into 2B.

1382
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:25,760
I see my list over here, what do I see my list?

1383
00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:29,200
2B, oh, my list.

1384
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:31,880
Oh yeah.

1385
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,760
It's like seven or eight just sex movies

1386
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:39,760
followed by Warriors of Virtue.

1387
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:40,600
Oh, that's great.

1388
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:43,440
Oh, but I actually, I'll say this.

1389
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:49,200
It has what was typically hard to find back in the day

1390
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:53,280
and it's one of those made for TV, cozy as fuck,

1391
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:56,800
made for TV movies and I absolutely adore those sometimes,

1392
00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:59,560
which is The Librarian, Quest for the Spear.

1393
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:00,560
Never seen that one.

1394
00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:03,320
He's just a guy that gets caught up in this like

1395
00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:08,080
cool, mysterious job thing

1396
00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:13,080
and he's sort of an Indiana Jones meets a Bruce Campbell

1397
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:17,960
type where he's just, he's like a funny, quippy guy

1398
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:22,960
who goes on epic-ish adventures while keeping it cozy

1399
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:26,160
and family friendly, you know what I mean?

1400
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:28,440
But it's like one of those just like, I've seen them,

1401
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:30,680
there's like three movies that I know of at least

1402
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:32,720
and I've seen them all and I love them.

1403
00:52:32,720 --> 00:52:36,160
It gives me the same vibes as like Psych or Monk

1404
00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:39,120
where it's just like you could watch it with your kids

1405
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:42,600
and not have to worry about too much, anything bad.

1406
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:47,120
I don't have any kids, so me needing that as a parameterism.

1407
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:49,200
That's probably just, it's comfort.

1408
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:51,040
Oh yeah, it's comfortable as fuck.

1409
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:52,640
And then Stealth I put on here.

1410
00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:56,960
Stealth, I believe, unless it's been topped,

1411
00:52:56,960 --> 00:53:01,960
has the biggest practical explosion ever filmed

1412
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:05,120
and they did it I think in air or I don't know,

1413
00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:07,320
I don't know how they did it, but it was like a,

1414
00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:11,400
it was like, I've seen, I saw like a little

1415
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:12,800
behind the scenes thing where they like,

1416
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:14,360
they showed how they filmed it,

1417
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:16,320
but it was a little while ago, so I don't remember exactly.

1418
00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:21,320
But it's a huge fucking fireball explosion, it's awesome.

1419
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:23,000
It's very cool.

1420
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:25,960
So, and then Bulletproof Monk, which we will watch.

1421
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:26,800
They have some more.

1422
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:27,920
That is a great movie.

1423
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:29,280
And they got new Hellboy.

1424
00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:32,520
I haven't seen the newest one.

1425
00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:33,700
It's great.

1426
00:53:33,700 --> 00:53:36,000
Dude, Tubi's fucking sick.

1427
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,640
I've honestly, I'm not even kidding you, this isn't even,

1428
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:40,840
they're not even sponsoring us at this point, but.

1429
00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:43,680
I do wish there was a way that I could subscribe

1430
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:46,480
for an ad-free version, I'd be okay with that.

1431
00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:47,920
I would probably pay for the subscription

1432
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:50,580
because they have good selection.

1433
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:53,560
You know what?

1434
00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:56,320
I'm the most anti-ad guy on the planet

1435
00:53:57,300 --> 00:53:59,720
and Tubi for some reason it doesn't bother me.

1436
00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:01,000
Well not as bad.

1437
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:03,600
They're not as like.

1438
00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:04,640
They're as predatory.

1439
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:06,880
Yeah, yeah, it kinda, yeah.

1440
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:08,960
It's not YouTube without YouTube Premium.

1441
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:09,840
Exactly.

1442
00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:13,640
Like trust me, YouTube Premium's probably the wisest,

1443
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:15,600
way I've ever spent money in my life

1444
00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:17,360
just to get rid of those fucking ads.

1445
00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:19,640
You save actual physical time of your life.

1446
00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:21,920
I got a free subscription for a year

1447
00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:24,200
when I got a new phone at one point.

1448
00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:26,200
And once that subscription canceled

1449
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:29,040
and I had my first YouTube ad, I was like no.

1450
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:31,040
Immediately you're like wait.

1451
00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:32,040
Yeah, what happened?

1452
00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:35,080
I'll move heaven and earth if YouTube taps

1453
00:54:35,080 --> 00:54:37,520
like the payment doesn't go through

1454
00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:39,240
to get money on my card or whatever

1455
00:54:39,240 --> 00:54:41,040
to make sure that it fucking does.

1456
00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:43,800
I have the family one now,

1457
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:47,240
so my wife and my son have it as well.

1458
00:54:47,240 --> 00:54:49,440
And sometimes I'll be watching stuff

1459
00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:52,200
and I'll see an ad and I'm like wait.

1460
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:53,440
I pay for this.

1461
00:54:53,440 --> 00:54:54,260
Bro.

1462
00:54:54,260 --> 00:54:55,400
What are you doing?

1463
00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:56,240
You don't even know.

1464
00:54:56,240 --> 00:54:57,840
I have the family one.

1465
00:54:57,840 --> 00:55:00,240
And I actually have it in my,

1466
00:55:00,240 --> 00:55:01,260
I mean I think this is legal,

1467
00:55:01,260 --> 00:55:03,360
but you're just allowed to give people.

1468
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:04,800
Whatever, it's my family.

1469
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:08,540
So I have it, I have a couple people on it.

1470
00:55:08,540 --> 00:55:13,540
And Dario's one of them.

1471
00:55:13,860 --> 00:55:15,780
Because I had an extra email.

1472
00:55:15,780 --> 00:55:18,180
I was like fuck it, yeah, get on here.

1473
00:55:18,180 --> 00:55:20,500
And for the longest time on our TV,

1474
00:55:21,580 --> 00:55:25,060
he would just watch YouTube and ads would pop up.

1475
00:55:25,060 --> 00:55:25,900
I'm like what are you doing?

1476
00:55:25,900 --> 00:55:28,620
He's like whoa, I don't remember the password to my.

1477
00:55:28,620 --> 00:55:31,020
And I'm like no, no, no, no, no, no.

1478
00:55:31,020 --> 00:55:32,500
You gotta fucking fix this.

1479
00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:36,440
You should be able to,

1480
00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:38,620
you should act to your TV using your phone.

1481
00:55:38,620 --> 00:55:39,600
Sign in that way.

1482
00:55:41,180 --> 00:55:43,540
Bro, you don't even know.

1483
00:55:43,540 --> 00:55:44,660
I had this, so I just logged in.

1484
00:55:44,660 --> 00:55:47,320
But see the thing is I don't like other people

1485
00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:49,100
having access to my YouTube.

1486
00:55:49,100 --> 00:55:51,980
My algorithm gets all fucked up.

1487
00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:55,140
My wife's phone,

1488
00:55:55,140 --> 00:55:58,020
because the kids will get on her YouTube

1489
00:55:58,020 --> 00:55:58,940
and start watching stuff.

1490
00:55:58,940 --> 00:56:01,380
So she'll get a bunch of Minecraft videos

1491
00:56:01,380 --> 00:56:02,200
and all this stuff.

1492
00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:04,820
And she's like I don't want any of this.

1493
00:56:04,820 --> 00:56:05,820
What the fuck?

1494
00:56:05,820 --> 00:56:06,980
And then they take her phone

1495
00:56:06,980 --> 00:56:08,220
and they're like come on, where's the Minecraft?

1496
00:56:08,220 --> 00:56:10,540
Why am I seeing all this reality TV show crying?

1497
00:56:10,540 --> 00:56:12,300
Crying in reality.

1498
00:56:12,300 --> 00:56:14,740
This person was murdered in the back of a car.

1499
00:56:14,740 --> 00:56:15,860
Pretty much.

1500
00:56:15,860 --> 00:56:17,420
You'll never guess by who.

1501
00:56:19,100 --> 00:56:19,940
Oh god.

1502
00:56:19,940 --> 00:56:20,780
She falls asleep to it.

1503
00:56:20,780 --> 00:56:21,900
I'm like what the hell?

1504
00:56:21,900 --> 00:56:26,180
I saw a savage fucking thing the other day on YouTube.

1505
00:56:26,180 --> 00:56:30,380
It was this wife and husband

1506
00:56:30,380 --> 00:56:33,500
who left their kid in the back seat of a car

1507
00:56:33,500 --> 00:56:35,220
and it was locked.

1508
00:56:35,220 --> 00:56:38,540
And then they just dilly dallyed.

1509
00:56:38,540 --> 00:56:40,500
I mean I don't know any other way to describe it

1510
00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:42,580
for nine hours.

1511
00:56:42,580 --> 00:56:45,060
They were sitting on the porch.

1512
00:56:45,060 --> 00:56:45,940
They were just like.

1513
00:56:45,940 --> 00:56:47,140
Not even trying to,

1514
00:56:47,140 --> 00:56:48,380
not even breaking a window?

1515
00:56:48,380 --> 00:56:49,260
They get nothing.

1516
00:56:49,260 --> 00:56:50,720
They get in their car.

1517
00:56:50,720 --> 00:56:52,580
They're sitting in the car making some phone calls.

1518
00:56:52,580 --> 00:56:53,420
Not the police.

1519
00:56:53,420 --> 00:56:54,580
I think just talking to friends or whatever.

1520
00:56:54,580 --> 00:56:57,700
And then they drive to the police station or whatever.

1521
00:56:57,700 --> 00:56:58,540
Then they come back.

1522
00:56:58,540 --> 00:56:59,860
But by, and then like.

1523
00:56:59,860 --> 00:57:00,700
Child's death.

1524
00:57:00,700 --> 00:57:01,900
Child's death.

1525
00:57:01,900 --> 00:57:02,740
Nine hours.

1526
00:57:02,740 --> 00:57:03,560
They didn't break a window.

1527
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:04,540
They didn't like.

1528
00:57:04,540 --> 00:57:06,300
I think they didn't want to fuck the car up.

1529
00:57:06,300 --> 00:57:07,380
Yeah, that's terrible.

1530
00:57:07,380 --> 00:57:08,220
Dude.

1531
00:57:08,220 --> 00:57:10,260
I was like there was one that my wife was telling me about.

1532
00:57:10,260 --> 00:57:11,700
I think this happened recently.

1533
00:57:11,700 --> 00:57:15,100
And it was like a girl left a nine month old at home

1534
00:57:15,100 --> 00:57:16,300
and went on a vacation.

1535
00:57:16,300 --> 00:57:17,140
Yep.

1536
00:57:17,140 --> 00:57:18,060
I saw that too.

1537
00:57:18,060 --> 00:57:18,900
Yeah.

1538
00:57:18,900 --> 00:57:19,720
Fuck dude.

1539
00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:21,580
People, if you have kids, take care of them.

1540
00:57:21,580 --> 00:57:23,020
My wife starts telling me about those ones.

1541
00:57:23,020 --> 00:57:24,740
I'm like I don't want to hear it

1542
00:57:24,740 --> 00:57:25,780
because they make me mad.

1543
00:57:25,780 --> 00:57:27,260
Like I'm just like how?

1544
00:57:27,260 --> 00:57:28,100
Like.

1545
00:57:28,100 --> 00:57:30,860
I saw in the court that that chick,

1546
00:57:30,860 --> 00:57:31,700
the one that you said,

1547
00:57:31,700 --> 00:57:33,420
the one that left her baby at home,

1548
00:57:33,420 --> 00:57:36,700
she says that she said that she knows

1549
00:57:36,700 --> 00:57:39,380
that Jesus and her child have forgiven her.

1550
00:57:40,780 --> 00:57:43,700
And I'm like, you sure about that?

1551
00:57:43,700 --> 00:57:46,580
Like I think there's even,

1552
00:57:46,580 --> 00:57:50,100
man I don't like getting religious or political or murdery.

1553
00:57:50,100 --> 00:57:52,980
But I will say that like I bet Jesus has his limits

1554
00:57:52,980 --> 00:57:54,780
on what you're allowed to do.

1555
00:57:54,780 --> 00:57:56,500
Yeah, that's.

1556
00:57:56,500 --> 00:57:57,620
Happy Easter everyone.

1557
00:57:57,620 --> 00:57:58,620
Yeah.

1558
00:57:58,620 --> 00:58:00,180
Easter's tomorrow isn't it?

1559
00:58:00,180 --> 00:58:01,020
Yeah.

1560
00:58:01,020 --> 00:58:01,860
Yeah.

1561
00:58:03,260 --> 00:58:04,780
Yeah, that's why I think I gotta get some stuff

1562
00:58:04,780 --> 00:58:06,460
for Easter egg hunts.

1563
00:58:06,460 --> 00:58:07,740
Oh shit, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1564
00:58:07,740 --> 00:58:08,940
You can't not do that.

1565
00:58:08,940 --> 00:58:10,100
Yeah.

1566
00:58:10,100 --> 00:58:15,100
I saw some, my friend did a fun thing for St. Patrick's Day.

1567
00:58:16,220 --> 00:58:21,220
He had this little leprechaun doll,

1568
00:58:21,460 --> 00:58:23,140
like an elf on the shelf kind of deal.

1569
00:58:23,140 --> 00:58:25,820
And he has like small, small kids.

1570
00:58:25,820 --> 00:58:30,460
And so he put some water with green food coloring

1571
00:58:30,460 --> 00:58:31,420
and it made it look like he,

1572
00:58:31,420 --> 00:58:32,860
and he sort of like, and he kept,

1573
00:58:32,860 --> 00:58:36,660
he did a bunch of little clues for the kids to follow

1574
00:58:36,660 --> 00:58:39,940
and it looked like the leprechaun peed on the sea,

1575
00:58:39,940 --> 00:58:41,980
went to the bathroom, like stood places.

1576
00:58:41,980 --> 00:58:45,340
And then it led to like them getting some candy or whatever.

1577
00:58:45,340 --> 00:58:46,180
That's cool.

1578
00:58:46,180 --> 00:58:47,020
It was funny.

1579
00:58:47,020 --> 00:58:48,860
It was like he hit with like a drunk bender,

1580
00:58:48,860 --> 00:58:50,420
you know like through their house.

1581
00:58:51,660 --> 00:58:52,660
It was pretty funny.

1582
00:58:54,460 --> 00:58:59,060
All right, well let's review the Freak Brothers.

1583
00:58:59,060 --> 00:59:01,420
A Tooby original, I'm gonna reach out,

1584
00:59:01,420 --> 00:59:03,260
or it'll be sponsored by Tooby soon, you'll see.

1585
00:59:03,260 --> 00:59:04,620
We'll be on Tooby.

1586
00:59:04,620 --> 00:59:05,460
That's all we need.

1587
00:59:05,460 --> 00:59:06,300
That'd be cool.

1588
00:59:06,300 --> 00:59:08,540
Tooby, just here's a podcast you can listen to.

1589
00:59:11,300 --> 00:59:14,420
We'll watch, we'll just do Tooby originals from now on,

1590
00:59:14,420 --> 00:59:16,500
Tooby, if you take us.

1591
00:59:16,500 --> 00:59:18,300
Oh, fuck it, I would love to do Tooby.

1592
00:59:18,300 --> 00:59:19,140
I added-

1593
00:59:19,140 --> 00:59:21,780
Tooby do a recommendation every week.

1594
00:59:21,780 --> 00:59:23,300
This is the movie that you guys should watch.

1595
00:59:23,300 --> 00:59:26,540
Yeah, have the world decide.

1596
00:59:26,540 --> 00:59:27,380
Hell yeah.

1597
00:59:27,380 --> 00:59:30,500
The same people that are gonna watch Hitler's Secret Sex Life

1598
00:59:30,500 --> 00:59:32,380
and Warriors of Virtue.

1599
00:59:36,020 --> 00:59:36,860
I don't know, man.

1600
00:59:38,500 --> 00:59:39,660
Oh, there's so much good shit.

1601
00:59:39,660 --> 00:59:41,620
Okay, Freak Brothers.

1602
00:59:41,620 --> 00:59:44,580
Our scale goes from B to F,

1603
00:59:44,580 --> 00:59:48,020
B being our highest because we don't watch,

1604
00:59:48,020 --> 00:59:50,340
we don't consider, I don't know what our reasoning is.

1605
00:59:50,340 --> 00:59:52,940
That was just a thing we started at the beginning of this.

1606
00:59:52,940 --> 00:59:56,220
We should have come up with our own original

1607
00:59:56,220 --> 00:59:59,940
rating system, rating system, like tomatoes or-

1608
00:59:59,940 --> 01:00:01,900
Yeah, joints.

1609
01:00:01,900 --> 01:00:02,740
Joints, yeah.

1610
01:00:02,740 --> 01:00:06,420
How many joints do you need to smoke to watch it?

1611
01:00:06,420 --> 01:00:09,660
That's, that's not bad.

1612
01:00:09,660 --> 01:00:11,700
How high do you need to be to enjoy it?

1613
01:00:11,700 --> 01:00:13,820
Yeah, but I mean, like, but then

1614
01:00:13,820 --> 01:00:15,980
the lower the amount of joints,

1615
01:00:15,980 --> 01:00:17,620
the higher quality of the film.

1616
01:00:17,620 --> 01:00:19,580
Yeah, I guess.

1617
01:00:19,580 --> 01:00:21,300
But, so that wouldn't work because-

1618
01:00:21,300 --> 01:00:23,820
I guess maybe it's like, can you enjoy this without smoking?

1619
01:00:23,820 --> 01:00:27,140
Yeah, but why would that be our whole spiel?

1620
01:00:27,140 --> 01:00:27,980
I don't know.

1621
01:00:27,980 --> 01:00:29,380
Because our whole thing is we're watching it high.

1622
01:00:29,380 --> 01:00:30,820
I don't watch any of this shit sober.

1623
01:00:30,820 --> 01:00:33,620
Yeah, no, I ate edibles and smoked before.

1624
01:00:33,620 --> 01:00:34,460
Yeah, absolutely.

1625
01:00:34,460 --> 01:00:36,660
I ate edibles and I smoked while the edibles were kicking in

1626
01:00:36,660 --> 01:00:38,460
and by the time they kick in,

1627
01:00:38,460 --> 01:00:41,540
I'm usually partially into whatever.

1628
01:00:41,540 --> 01:00:42,740
Yeah, fuck yeah, dude.

1629
01:00:43,740 --> 01:00:45,180
I mean, me too.

1630
01:00:47,780 --> 01:00:50,620
All right, so until we come up with a better system,

1631
01:00:50,620 --> 01:00:52,500
maybe we'll, I'll talk more about this

1632
01:00:52,500 --> 01:00:53,660
when the guys get here.

1633
01:00:53,660 --> 01:00:54,500
Yeah.

1634
01:00:54,500 --> 01:00:57,100
But I don't know about the whole,

1635
01:00:57,100 --> 01:00:59,100
how high do you gotta be because I think that-

1636
01:00:59,100 --> 01:00:59,940
They don't know.

1637
01:00:59,940 --> 01:01:02,020
Presents problems down the line.

1638
01:01:02,020 --> 01:01:02,860
It does.

1639
01:01:02,860 --> 01:01:03,700
Um.

1640
01:01:05,980 --> 01:01:07,740
Call our voicemail, we have a voicemail.

1641
01:01:07,740 --> 01:01:09,100
Call it if you have a suggestion.

1642
01:01:09,100 --> 01:01:10,500
Yeah, I have a rating scale.

1643
01:01:13,220 --> 01:01:14,360
Any voice calls yet?

1644
01:01:16,060 --> 01:01:16,900
No.

1645
01:01:16,900 --> 01:01:17,740
No?

1646
01:01:17,740 --> 01:01:19,820
I don't understand it.

1647
01:01:19,820 --> 01:01:22,100
I know, I see it all over, I got a,

1648
01:01:22,100 --> 01:01:22,940
I see it all over Facebook.

1649
01:01:22,940 --> 01:01:25,500
I mean, I don't understand how not a single person

1650
01:01:25,500 --> 01:01:28,100
is called to say like, hey, fuck you.

1651
01:01:28,100 --> 01:01:30,140
I'm not gonna call your stupid voicemail.

1652
01:01:32,220 --> 01:01:34,300
Something like that, you know?

1653
01:01:34,300 --> 01:01:36,620
Maybe like one of the times I'm not here, I'll do it.

1654
01:01:36,620 --> 01:01:37,460
Oh shit.

1655
01:01:38,380 --> 01:01:39,220
Just call it up.

1656
01:01:42,620 --> 01:01:45,060
Hold on, Dario's asking if we found his wallet.

1657
01:01:45,060 --> 01:01:46,420
I mean, we're looking.

1658
01:01:46,420 --> 01:01:47,260
Yeah.

1659
01:01:49,540 --> 01:01:52,180
Does Katz just eat stuff constantly?

1660
01:01:52,180 --> 01:01:54,780
Well, we had this remote.

1661
01:01:56,340 --> 01:01:57,180
This one right here.

1662
01:01:57,180 --> 01:01:58,020
Yeah.

1663
01:01:59,420 --> 01:02:03,260
And I swear to God, I thought someone stole it

1664
01:02:03,260 --> 01:02:06,980
because it disappeared and we ripped this Katz apart

1665
01:02:06,980 --> 01:02:07,820
looking for it.

1666
01:02:07,820 --> 01:02:08,640
Oh wow.

1667
01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:12,700
And couldn't find it for six months.

1668
01:02:12,700 --> 01:02:13,540
Oh.

1669
01:02:13,540 --> 01:02:14,620
Oh my God.

1670
01:02:14,620 --> 01:02:15,460
Did you find it?

1671
01:02:15,460 --> 01:02:17,780
Oh, fuck yeah, dude.

1672
01:02:17,780 --> 01:02:20,220
Jesus Christ, you're the best.

1673
01:02:20,220 --> 01:02:22,420
If I keep going, I'm sure I'll find something.

1674
01:02:25,980 --> 01:02:26,820
Okay, cool.

1675
01:02:33,020 --> 01:02:34,220
Man, you're the best.

1676
01:02:35,260 --> 01:02:36,100
Good job, Brendan.

1677
01:02:36,100 --> 01:02:36,940
I got kids.

1678
01:02:38,500 --> 01:02:40,240
And I've had a deep couch before.

1679
01:02:42,380 --> 01:02:43,860
Sick, he's on his way.

1680
01:02:43,860 --> 01:02:46,180
He can give us his impression on Wars of Virtue

1681
01:02:46,180 --> 01:02:49,940
before this episode going in if he wants to.

1682
01:02:49,940 --> 01:02:50,780
Yeah.

1683
01:02:56,020 --> 01:02:58,700
All right, so what's your rating for Free Brothers?

1684
01:02:58,700 --> 01:03:03,380
I would probably give it a solid C, C plus.

1685
01:03:03,380 --> 01:03:05,260
It's silly, I enjoyed it.

1686
01:03:05,260 --> 01:03:08,340
I mean, you definitely have to be a stoner

1687
01:03:08,340 --> 01:03:10,820
and appreciate that lifestyle

1688
01:03:10,820 --> 01:03:15,540
and have been around people that are like that

1689
01:03:17,900 --> 01:03:19,380
to enjoy it.

1690
01:03:19,380 --> 01:03:21,620
It's definitely over the top characters,

1691
01:03:21,620 --> 01:03:24,100
Cheech and Chong-esque characters.

1692
01:03:24,100 --> 01:03:26,940
All the actors are great, I love the voices.

1693
01:03:26,940 --> 01:03:28,740
The work of Hulk's guys are great.

1694
01:03:29,700 --> 01:03:30,820
They're funny.

1695
01:03:30,820 --> 01:03:33,940
So you know it's gonna be a funny show throughout.

1696
01:03:33,940 --> 01:03:35,820
Episode two, it definitely picked up.

1697
01:03:35,820 --> 01:03:36,740
Okay.

1698
01:03:36,740 --> 01:03:38,060
I liked episode one, so I've episode,

1699
01:03:38,060 --> 01:03:40,100
and usually pilots are kind of stuck.

1700
01:03:40,100 --> 01:03:42,380
Yeah, they're usually the softer episode

1701
01:03:42,380 --> 01:03:45,100
because it's kind of, yeah, it's just them, just the premise.

1702
01:03:46,340 --> 01:03:49,260
Yeah, C plus, I think I'm with you on that.

1703
01:03:49,260 --> 01:03:54,060
C plus, I think it's a little bit of F is for family

1704
01:03:54,060 --> 01:03:57,780
meets Bob's, not necessarily Bob's Burger,

1705
01:03:57,780 --> 01:04:00,380
the intro at least, but like.

1706
01:04:00,380 --> 01:04:02,100
Kind of like home movies almost like.

1707
01:04:02,100 --> 01:04:04,380
Yeah, the animation style for sure.

1708
01:04:05,820 --> 01:04:09,180
I'm not, I'll be honest, I'm not a huge fan of the animation.

1709
01:04:09,180 --> 01:04:10,900
That's kind of what brought the grade down

1710
01:04:10,900 --> 01:04:11,740
a little bit for me.

1711
01:04:11,740 --> 01:04:14,620
Yeah, and that's not, the thing is,

1712
01:04:14,620 --> 01:04:16,380
art is subjective.

1713
01:04:16,380 --> 01:04:19,380
I'll get used to the animation.

1714
01:04:19,380 --> 01:04:20,860
I made a cartoon once.

1715
01:04:22,340 --> 01:04:24,940
I'm not gonna say what the name of it is on YouTube,

1716
01:04:24,940 --> 01:04:26,780
here because I don't want people to look it up,

1717
01:04:26,780 --> 01:04:29,180
but I made a cartoon that's on YouTube.

1718
01:04:29,180 --> 01:04:34,180
And it's the animation we hired,

1719
01:04:34,300 --> 01:04:35,540
we just hired.

1720
01:04:35,540 --> 01:04:37,340
It's the patriotic exclusive.

1721
01:04:37,340 --> 01:04:38,660
No, it's.

1722
01:04:38,660 --> 01:04:39,660
You're like.

1723
01:04:39,660 --> 01:04:41,260
I'm trying to forget it exists.

1724
01:04:41,260 --> 01:04:42,100
Bury it.

1725
01:04:42,100 --> 01:04:42,940
Yeah, yeah.

1726
01:04:42,940 --> 01:04:45,940
Look, it's actually, it's not bad,

1727
01:04:45,940 --> 01:04:50,940
but it's definitely problematic probably.

1728
01:04:51,660 --> 01:04:53,740
Call me voicemail, let us know.

1729
01:04:53,740 --> 01:04:57,020
Yeah, look, if I get a fucking voicemail bro,

1730
01:04:57,020 --> 01:04:58,460
I'll give you the link.

1731
01:04:58,460 --> 01:05:00,020
I'll give you the link.

1732
01:05:02,260 --> 01:05:05,500
So, yeah, no calls yet.

1733
01:05:06,420 --> 01:05:07,700
What's the number again?

1734
01:05:07,700 --> 01:05:09,220
The number is.

1735
01:05:10,460 --> 01:05:11,420
I should know this.

1736
01:05:12,340 --> 01:05:15,220
It's all over Facebook in the meeting.

1737
01:05:15,220 --> 01:05:16,060
Okay.

1738
01:05:19,580 --> 01:05:20,420
Come on.

1739
01:05:21,540 --> 01:05:22,380
There we go.

1740
01:05:22,380 --> 01:05:25,140
FridayRaisedPodcast.com, we have a website, people.

1741
01:05:26,260 --> 01:05:27,100
Uh-oh.

1742
01:05:27,100 --> 01:05:28,460
I know, but.

1743
01:05:28,460 --> 01:05:31,260
For some reason.

1744
01:05:31,260 --> 01:05:32,460
We had a website.

1745
01:05:32,460 --> 01:05:35,820
GoDaddy is like.

1746
01:05:35,820 --> 01:05:36,660
Being a pain.

1747
01:05:36,660 --> 01:05:37,820
Unsafe for some reason.

1748
01:05:37,820 --> 01:05:39,140
I don't, it's a great, it's fine.

1749
01:05:39,140 --> 01:05:41,220
I'm not asking, there's no way we're gonna take

1750
01:05:41,220 --> 01:05:43,300
your credit card information because we're not asking

1751
01:05:43,300 --> 01:05:44,700
for any money on any of this.

1752
01:05:44,700 --> 01:05:45,940
It's just our website.

1753
01:05:45,940 --> 01:05:50,940
Anyway, 702-829-0117 is our number.

1754
01:05:54,660 --> 01:05:55,500
It's a voicemail.

1755
01:05:55,500 --> 01:05:56,580
I'm not gonna answer.

1756
01:05:56,580 --> 01:05:58,180
It doesn't even go, it doesn't even ring.

1757
01:05:58,180 --> 01:06:00,380
It's just gonna go straight to voicemail.

1758
01:06:00,380 --> 01:06:02,180
It's gonna be a fun little voicemail you can listen to.

1759
01:06:02,180 --> 01:06:03,140
You can tell us anything.

1760
01:06:03,140 --> 01:06:05,300
You can ask what the cartoon's name is.

1761
01:06:05,300 --> 01:06:06,700
They'll look up on YouTube.

1762
01:06:08,260 --> 01:06:09,220
I mean, it's there.

1763
01:06:09,220 --> 01:06:11,980
It's got like 16 or 17,000 views.

1764
01:06:11,980 --> 01:06:13,980
And if you do leave your credit card information,

1765
01:06:13,980 --> 01:06:17,020
be sure to leave the expiration date and the CV.

1766
01:06:17,020 --> 01:06:18,700
And the CV.

1767
01:06:18,700 --> 01:06:19,740
CVV.

1768
01:06:19,740 --> 01:06:21,100
CVV.

1769
01:06:21,100 --> 01:06:22,340
Which stands for.

1770
01:06:23,700 --> 01:06:25,220
Exactly.

1771
01:06:25,220 --> 01:06:26,060
No one knows.

1772
01:06:26,060 --> 01:06:26,880
Three digits in the back.

1773
01:06:26,880 --> 01:06:27,720
It's the three digits in the back.

1774
01:06:27,720 --> 01:06:28,560
Sometimes four or five.

1775
01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:29,620
That's super important.

1776
01:06:31,020 --> 01:06:31,860
Yeah, so C plus.

1777
01:06:31,860 --> 01:06:34,980
I don't like the animation too much.

1778
01:06:34,980 --> 01:06:35,980
It's subjective.

1779
01:06:35,980 --> 01:06:37,280
Oh, I was gonna say, but the one that we did,

1780
01:06:37,280 --> 01:06:40,420
we hired some 16-year-old chick in Spain.

1781
01:06:40,420 --> 01:06:43,540
We just found online on some Fiverr or whatever,

1782
01:06:43,540 --> 01:06:47,980
like some art for hire kind of website or whatever.

1783
01:06:47,980 --> 01:06:50,140
And she did it for I think 1,000 bucks,

1784
01:06:50,140 --> 01:06:51,300
2,000 bucks, whatever.

1785
01:06:51,300 --> 01:06:55,940
And the animation that she did, she was amazing.

1786
01:06:55,940 --> 01:06:56,760
We thought.

1787
01:06:58,380 --> 01:07:03,160
And I still think it looks great, but it's not like.

1788
01:07:04,460 --> 01:07:07,100
There's something, the difference between the Simpsons,

1789
01:07:07,100 --> 01:07:10,540
Bob's Burger, and even South Park now,

1790
01:07:10,540 --> 01:07:14,540
looks so good in comparison to like.

1791
01:07:14,540 --> 01:07:16,620
That's because they're using a lot of computer animation

1792
01:07:16,620 --> 01:07:17,620
for everything now.

1793
01:07:17,620 --> 01:07:20,860
Yeah, so use more computer animation to be.

1794
01:07:20,860 --> 01:07:24,380
But Pasta-o-p-o-lix with.

1795
01:07:24,380 --> 01:07:25,580
Post-o-c-o-lips.

1796
01:07:25,580 --> 01:07:27,500
Post-o-c-o-lips.

1797
01:07:27,500 --> 01:07:28,760
Looks insane.

1798
01:07:29,840 --> 01:07:32,060
How was that animation style?

1799
01:07:32,060 --> 01:07:33,700
It's.

1800
01:07:33,700 --> 01:07:35,660
That's not on your list?

1801
01:07:35,660 --> 01:07:36,500
No, because I was watching it.

1802
01:07:36,500 --> 01:07:38,300
Because I was watching it.

1803
01:07:38,300 --> 01:07:40,140
Should be on my continue watching,

1804
01:07:40,140 --> 01:07:42,020
but yeah, here, let me mute this shit.

1805
01:07:43,440 --> 01:07:44,420
See, it's.

1806
01:07:44,420 --> 01:07:47,900
It's kinda like the adult swim shows.

1807
01:07:48,820 --> 01:07:51,020
Wonder Brothers or.

1808
01:07:51,020 --> 01:07:53,060
Oh, Venture Bros. Venture Bros.

1809
01:07:53,060 --> 01:07:56,060
And God, one I actually did watch.

1810
01:07:56,060 --> 01:07:57,620
Space Ghost.

1811
01:07:57,620 --> 01:07:58,460
What's the.

1812
01:08:00,660 --> 01:08:03,060
Oh God, those are such a crazy.

1813
01:08:03,060 --> 01:08:04,140
I bet it's.

1814
01:08:04,140 --> 01:08:05,540
Yeah, you're right, it is.

1815
01:08:05,540 --> 01:08:06,700
Like that kinda style.

1816
01:08:06,700 --> 01:08:08,300
Yeah, it is.

1817
01:08:08,300 --> 01:08:10,860
It's crazy, it's literally a apocalypse movie

1818
01:08:10,860 --> 01:08:11,900
with the pasta.

1819
01:08:11,900 --> 01:08:16,900
Anyway, C+, C+, so that is our thing.

1820
01:08:17,100 --> 01:08:19,020
We don't have any recommendations for next time

1821
01:08:19,020 --> 01:08:21,900
because these are rice balls.

1822
01:08:21,900 --> 01:08:24,900
They're not supposed to have a continuation.

1823
01:08:24,900 --> 01:08:26,060
There's no rules.

1824
01:08:26,060 --> 01:08:28,100
We're keeping this one shorter for you.

1825
01:08:28,100 --> 01:08:29,500
You're welcome, the audience.

1826
01:08:31,060 --> 01:08:34,000
Sorry for droning on last time about hockey.

1827
01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:35,860
Yeah, no, that was the hockey episode.

1828
01:08:35,860 --> 01:08:39,100
That's Miracle on Rice, still to this day,

1829
01:08:39,100 --> 01:08:40,700
the best named episode.

1830
01:08:41,740 --> 01:08:44,260
Did the, wait, has the other one dropped yet?

1831
01:08:44,260 --> 01:08:48,480
It'll be out by this point, but did you see the name

1832
01:08:48,480 --> 01:08:53,480
I put for the King Kong episode?

1833
01:08:54,900 --> 01:08:55,740
King Kong.

1834
01:08:55,740 --> 01:08:56,580
King Kong.

1835
01:08:56,580 --> 01:08:57,420
Oh, the Comic-Con.

1836
01:08:57,420 --> 01:08:58,780
Oh, it's not.

1837
01:08:58,780 --> 01:08:59,620
I'm thinking about.

1838
01:08:59,620 --> 01:09:00,460
Mighty Joe Young.

1839
01:09:00,460 --> 01:09:02,580
I'm thinking about calling it Mighty Joe Young,

1840
01:09:02,580 --> 01:09:07,020
live at King Kong 2024, we review Planet of the Apes

1841
01:09:07,020 --> 01:09:08,180
and other monkey business.

1842
01:09:08,180 --> 01:09:09,020
That's awesome.

1843
01:09:09,020 --> 01:09:11,780
I thought that one did come out, no?

1844
01:09:11,780 --> 01:09:13,580
No, it comes out on the fifth.

1845
01:09:13,580 --> 01:09:16,820
We just, da da da da da, I'm smoking it,

1846
01:09:16,820 --> 01:09:17,660
that's right, that just came out, that just came out,

1847
01:09:17,660 --> 01:09:18,500
that just came out, that just came out, that just came out,

1848
01:09:18,500 --> 01:09:20,900
and then completely fried it, glitched, barcaded.

1849
01:09:20,900 --> 01:09:23,660
Okay, I suddenly listen to that one.

1850
01:09:23,660 --> 01:09:27,580
Yeah, so wait, and then our rice ball ends up being

1851
01:09:27,580 --> 01:09:30,180
part down here because it's a bonus.

1852
01:09:30,180 --> 01:09:31,020
Okay.

1853
01:09:31,020 --> 01:09:33,780
It's the only one with sound bites and chapter lists

1854
01:09:33,780 --> 01:09:35,780
because at some point in that episode,

1855
01:09:35,780 --> 01:09:38,540
I was listening to it, I mixed up the words

1856
01:09:38,540 --> 01:09:43,540
condemn and condone, and those are two very different words

1857
01:09:44,540 --> 01:09:46,460
that mean the opposite of each other,

1858
01:09:46,460 --> 01:09:49,340
and so when I was saying I condone all those gay jokes,

1859
01:09:49,340 --> 01:09:50,660
what I meant to say is I condemn them.

1860
01:09:50,660 --> 01:09:52,980
Now, if you listen to what I actually say,

1861
01:09:52,980 --> 01:09:54,940
you can find out the context, and I was like,

1862
01:09:54,940 --> 01:09:56,660
oh, I didn't like all those gay jokes he was saying.

1863
01:09:56,660 --> 01:10:00,020
I totally condone saying that shit on my podcast,

1864
01:10:00,020 --> 01:10:01,180
but I meant condemn.

1865
01:10:01,180 --> 01:10:03,300
I undermined what you said.

1866
01:10:03,300 --> 01:10:05,300
Okay, nice.

1867
01:10:07,660 --> 01:10:11,100
All right, well, that is, let me get some,

1868
01:10:11,100 --> 01:10:12,860
well, fuck it, we just don't understand this thing.

1869
01:10:12,860 --> 01:10:13,700
Oh.

1870
01:10:13,700 --> 01:10:14,540
Uh.

1871
01:10:14,540 --> 01:10:19,180
Wait, hold on, let me, I have to get some music.

1872
01:10:19,180 --> 01:10:20,540
You're so indecisive, you're like,

1873
01:10:20,540 --> 01:10:23,540
no, we're fine, no, we're fine, no, we're fine, no, we're fine.

1874
01:10:23,540 --> 01:10:27,100
We're just gonna find the first thing, copyright free.

1875
01:10:27,100 --> 01:10:30,900
I thought you were gonna play the Copstein song.

1876
01:10:30,900 --> 01:10:33,020
Lo-Fi summer vibes, here we go.

1877
01:10:33,020 --> 01:10:33,860
So.

1878
01:10:35,860 --> 01:10:36,940
I've got this one before.

1879
01:10:36,940 --> 01:10:37,780
Yeah, fuck it.

1880
01:10:39,020 --> 01:10:39,860
I like this one.

1881
01:10:39,860 --> 01:10:40,700
Yeah.

1882
01:10:40,700 --> 01:10:44,860
Ladies and gentlemen, these are fun.

1883
01:10:44,860 --> 01:10:45,700
Yeah.

1884
01:10:45,700 --> 01:10:47,900
We just get high, me and Brendan.

1885
01:10:47,900 --> 01:10:48,740
Just bullshit.

1886
01:10:48,740 --> 01:10:49,580
Just bullshit.

1887
01:10:49,580 --> 01:10:50,420
Hope you enjoy it.

1888
01:10:50,420 --> 01:10:52,180
I mean, if you don't, fuck it,

1889
01:10:52,180 --> 01:10:54,140
you don't understand the vibe we're going for here,

1890
01:10:54,140 --> 01:10:58,940
which is low structure, oh, wait.

1891
01:11:00,100 --> 01:11:03,380
We're hoping we entertained you if you're doing laundry

1892
01:11:03,380 --> 01:11:07,940
or chores around the house or driving or whatever.

1893
01:11:07,940 --> 01:11:09,660
Yeah, that's what we're here for.

1894
01:11:09,660 --> 01:11:10,500
Yeah.

1895
01:11:13,180 --> 01:11:16,060
I'm Andy, well, okay, I'm jumping the gun here.

1896
01:11:17,140 --> 01:11:19,660
This has been Riceball, there's no rules.

1897
01:11:19,660 --> 01:11:22,340
With me as always is of course Brendan.

1898
01:11:22,340 --> 01:11:26,300
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da

1899
01:11:26,300 --> 01:11:27,980
simply up to Boston.

1900
01:11:27,980 --> 01:11:29,620
Have a good one everybody.

1901
01:11:29,620 --> 01:11:33,260
And I'm your host, Andy Rice.

1902
01:11:33,260 --> 01:11:36,820
This is Fried Rice podcast, the Riceball special,

1903
01:11:36,820 --> 01:11:39,340
part two, like officially,

1904
01:11:39,340 --> 01:11:42,740
because again, that first Riceball is really just

1905
01:11:42,740 --> 01:11:46,140
someone took an episode that we thought two hours

1906
01:11:46,140 --> 01:11:49,380
is too long and decided to cut off

1907
01:11:49,380 --> 01:11:50,780
when we were first fucking around.

1908
01:11:50,780 --> 01:11:54,060
So it's really just one episode split into an episode

1909
01:11:54,060 --> 01:11:55,900
and a Riceball.

1910
01:11:55,900 --> 01:11:58,700
So I feel like the first Riceball is a miracle on rice.

1911
01:11:58,700 --> 01:12:01,820
And this is the official Riceball number two.

1912
01:12:01,820 --> 01:12:04,700
Leave in the comments what you think, comments.

1913
01:12:04,700 --> 01:12:05,540
Anyway.

1914
01:12:05,540 --> 01:12:06,540
Is there a comment section?

1915
01:12:06,540 --> 01:12:07,860
No, but we have a voicemail.

1916
01:12:07,860 --> 01:12:08,700
Yeah, that's true.

1917
01:12:08,700 --> 01:12:09,540
Call that shit.

1918
01:12:09,540 --> 01:12:10,900
Call that shit.

1919
01:12:10,900 --> 01:12:12,340
There's your comment section.

1920
01:12:13,500 --> 01:12:14,380
All right, good night everyone.

1921
01:12:14,380 --> 01:12:15,220
Good night.

1922
01:12:15,220 --> 01:12:20,220
I'll see you next time.