EPIC LO‑FEELERIT.
Ruin' another day and forget the day.
Ruin' another day and get high.
Ruin' another day and forget the day.
Me and my brother get high.
Ruin'.
How's everyone doin' today?
Welcome to a very special To Be Original episode
of Rice Ball Special with your favorite,
oh, I left some smoke in there, hold on.
That's a jerk move.
Don't call me Bob, not yet.
I haven't gotten there yet.
With your favorite, quietest member of the podcast,
but we're changing that with every Rice Ball,
giving you more of a voice that anyone has ever had
in the history of the show.
That's my Tony Hinchcliffe impersonation.
Future Hall of Famer, oh wait, I gotta keep the music going.
It's Brennan, oh god, the music's not,
da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.
Shipley up to Boston.
Hello everybody.
And I am your host, Andy Rice.
This is Fried Rice Podcast.
Let's get fried, which they just said,
in that very cool song.
And yeah, this is it, we're here.
We were chit chatting about video games
just a little bit ago, but before we do,
let's start off at the top with what are we smoking.
Cause this is a shorter, it's a Rice Ball,
it's not supposed to be two hours.
Andy and Brennan from every other time they've done this.
I can't help but with tangents.
I know.
I indulge in your tangents.
This is the third Brennan and Andy episode.
One is official, and then this will be the second,
the third official Rice Ball.
The first one was the one with the most commercial breaks.
First episode with commercial breaks.
The first episode with commercial breaks,
and a shitload of them, which took us a month and a half
to fucking record.
Yeah, I was about to say, I had a three or four episode arc
of we're gonna record episodes, or record commercials.
Last time we, and then we did the,
oh God, did we do a Christmas episode that didn't air?
Or no, that was Mandy.
That was Mandy.
That's the one.
Yeah, but we did air it.
Cause we stopped halfway through,
it turned our Mandy episode into a Christmas,
semi Christmas special, fuck.
Yeah.
I just love Christmas, I'd do it anytime.
That was a fun one.
I would do a Christmas special all year,
like every episode would be a different Christmas movie,
and just have a whole year of Christmas movie reviews.
I mean, there is a lot of Christmas movies,
so you could do that.
And I wouldn't do, like, I would do some Hallmark ones.
I would do some classics.
I would do some funny ones, some action ones.
Like lifetime Christmas movies.
Sure.
I'm down.
Some of them star.
Those are the worst though.
No, well, here's the thing that I like though.
It's a vehicle for out of work actors,
especially older women.
And when I say older, I'm talking Hollywood older,
which is like 30.
Where they start losing roles, which is just fucked up.
Not everyone could be Zendaya.
You know, Zendaya, it can't just be some
eternally 20 something, you know.
But she'll get old too.
Will she stop losing parts?
I don't know.
When's the last movie we saw with, God, I mean,
a bunch of, I mean, Nev Campbell, she was up and coming.
But she's gonna be in the new screen movie.
Yeah.
I read that.
Probably any screen movies they make,
she'll be in them until her character dies.
Probably this next movie.
After spoilers, what they did to Dewey.
I haven't seen that one.
Well, I don't know if he dies, but it's, you know.
Well, we already know you can't kill David Arquette.
You cannot kill David Arquette.
Okay, so what are we smoking?
I just packed, so now the guy at the store told me
that this is infused and I can't see anywhere
on the packaging.
It does seem to have a lemony scent, or I mean flavor.
It is called Lemon's Revenge.
And it's got a cute little picture of a lemon cutting off
a cherry's head for some reason.
I don't understand.
What's it, are lemon and cherry at odds with each other?
I thought cherry lemonade was it.
Maybe that's what they're referencing.
What they're hinting at.
Okay, so lemon's revenge, so it's a seven gram Minis.
Oh, it's Minis.
That's why they're so small.
Mini Nugs.
Mini Nugs, okay.
And then I bought, I think we're gonna smoke some
what you brought, which is, you can read that off.
Los Angeles Kush Paradise Haze.
It's a Sativa.
Doesn't have any information on it as far as THC
or any of that, but it's good.
I'm enjoying it.
Yeah, I mean I like LA Kush.
And then I bought, now this one's interesting.
It's Zana brand.
So it's a space helmet wearing dude.
The weed is called Project 4516,
which is platinum puff and gelato 45.
It's a Sativa, 6040.
I don't know what 6040 means.
And it has a backstory.
So it says meteorites, galactic phenomenon,
straight from the sky, oh I gotta do this more like a,
straight from the skies of planet Z.
These meteorites are a delicacy to all Zanians.
These mini buds are sure to pack an out of world punch
for any explorer.
Okay, I get it.
It's space themed.
Yeah, that was reminiscent of our first commercial.
Oh God.
Maybe that's why it popped into my head.
And we're doing moon rocks from Eighth Brother.
Which, they make some good stuff.
They have a cart.
I love their edibles.
They're cheap and they're good.
Oh by the way, Darga left his wallet here
maybe last night.
So if you, this one's mine.
Oh God, yeah.
If you see anything, if you feel anything, let me know.
Okay.
Okay, this isn't the time.
They're in the middle of it.
Okay, but he was looking for it.
I couldn't find it.
Oh, yeah, that's a good start.
That's his, wow, okay, keep going.
Yeah, you're much better at searching the couch than he is.
He left his, he drinks those Mio energy things
all the fucking time, yeah.
That's why he looks, he has the body of a,
like a, well, UFC fighter.
Yeah, yeah.
So that's what he, you're like, he's a,
okay, well thank you.
So Mio energy, if you wanna look ripped.
And drink water, drink more water.
Yeah, drink more water, what are you doing?
You have headaches?
Drink more water.
I'm actually really getting into the liquid IV lately.
What's liquid IV?
They're like, basically it's like powder,
like electrolytes, like that you kinda just add
to your water to kinda give you more hydration.
And does it actually feel like it hydrates you more?
Oh yeah, like yeah, after I drink them,
like I gotta go to the bathroom,
like every 30 minutes it feels like.
Oh, that sounds nice.
And I think it tastes good too.
The one that I get's like a lemon lime flavor,
and it's like a bunch of electrolytes and yeah.
Does it look like a Mio or?
I mean, it's like a crystallite packet, you know?
Got it, it's per one water bottle, right?
Yeah.
All right, interesting.
You might have saw me use one the other night,
I don't know, but yeah, just pour it in and just, it's good.
I just drink, I drink a lot of water,
and sometimes the Minute Maid makes a good sugar-free
lemonade that I like.
And yet, that being said, still fat as fuck.
So I mean, I don't know what to do with that.
I don't know what to do with my life.
I'm physically active.
I drink water and sometimes sugar-free lemonade.
I think I've just built a fat body
that just wants to stay fat.
Yeah, but you don't look fat,
you carry your weight well, like you.
You're tall, you know, it's distributed well.
Doesn't change.
Well, this isn't a therapy session for.
Yes it is, that's every episode.
It is.
That's good, good weed.
I made one note for the show we watched.
So we did things a little differently this week,
and because things got changed around
and we're gonna do, I'm kind of doing two episodes today,
so right after this is gonna be the
the fucking Warriors of Virtue movie.
So from what I've heard, again, this is gonna,
let me take this in.
Mike said, I guess it's kind of a spoiler,
but Mike said, how do I keep getting more lighters?
Okay.
They're all yours.
All right.
I got one, it's green.
Okay, so Mike tells me earlier this week, he goes,
and the movie, again, the movie's Warriors of Virtue.
He goes, Andy, this might be the worst movie
we fucking we've watched.
I was like, what?
How could this be the worst movie we've watched?
We've watched some stinkers, bro.
We watched Streamline, and I don't know what,
I don't even remember what Streamline was about.
I know Mark Hamill was in it,
but I can't tell you who the other guy was.
He makes Streamline look great.
Yeah.
That was the clever girl guy from Jurassic Park.
Oh, Jesus.
Is it Bob Peck or something?
Something like that.
Yeah.
I mean, Warriors of Virtue is way better
than that fucking movie.
I can tell you what happened to Warriors of Virtue.
That's great.
It has a sequel even.
Are you gonna ask Mike if this movie made a Miss Man thing?
Yeah, I should just play that clip.
You should.
When he walks in.
But yeah, so he's.
First intro.
But I watched it last night,
and Dario fucking loved that movie when he was a kid,
and we both watched it, and you know what?
Hit the nostalgia.
It hit the nostalgia.
I'm giving, I don't need to talk about Warriors of Virtue.
But I am gonna record that after this.
Talk about it.
Yeah.
So we're doing, we're keeping this shorter.
I guess what I'm rambling on.
He's trying to say we're gonna make it shorter.
As I'm taking the longest possible route to say it.
We're 10 minutes in, that's.
Yeah.
We're done with what, what are we smoking?
So we're.
We're on track.
We're on track, yeah.
So we watched, because we're not,
look, we're not sponsored by Tubi.
For some reason fucking Tubi.
I don't know what your deal is.
All we do is pick Tubi movies, review them,
we have a good time.
We smoke weed.
I wonder if there's a streaming platform
that's really pro weed.
But in all fairness, have you reached out?
Never.
That's, could be why, they don't know.
No, you're absolutely right.
I haven't done anything to, I've just assumed
that Tubi's going to find this via searching
hashtag Tubi. Yeah.
And see that we review the, you know what?
I'm gonna reach out.
Yeah.
Especially with this episode.
This will be how I do it, because.
Yeah.
We're doing, for the first time ever on the show,
we're doing a Tubi original.
And the Tubi original is The Freak Brothers.
And it's a cartoon.
And it's an animated 25 minute cartoon from 2021.
With a great cast.
Oh yeah.
Woody Harrelson, John Goodman, Pete Davidson,
and Tiffany Haddish.
Are those the?
Those are the main people.
Holy shit, that is a good cast.
Yeah.
I mean, I, to be honest, I just enjoyed the episode.
I didn't even look at the cast till right now.
Yeah.
I'm awestruck.
Yeah.
When I got home from work last night,
my wife was, kind of she woke up and she was up again.
So.
We smoked a little bit just so she can hopefully go to sleep,
get some sleep.
And I told her what I was gonna be watching.
She's like, all right, I'll sit and watch an episode.
I'll watch it with you.
And normally this kind of show isn't really like her cup
of tea, but she was laughing the entire way through.
She thought it was silly.
And like, it basically took me pulling up the IMDB page
and showing her who the cast was.
Like to be like, cause at first, you know,
you can recognize Woody Harrelson's voice, you know.
She's like, no, that's not Woody Harrelson.
That's, you know, that's the other guy
that kind of sounds like him.
And I'm like, no, it's Woody Harrelson.
Like that one I know for sure.
I honestly, which is he the main guy?
The black hair guy?
No, he's the cowboy hat one.
Okay. Now that you say it.
The main one's Pete Davidson,
which his is the only one that threw me off.
And then John Goodman.
John Goodman's the heavy set guy,
which John Goodman you can hear.
Yeah.
And actually Tiffany Haddish is the one
that the only one besides the workaholic guys
that I identified.
But then I was like, wait a minute, is Tiffany Haddish?
But then I thought about it.
I was like, she's a, she's big right now.
Like, like even 2021, she's freaking massive star.
And the cat, she's funny.
Oh, she's so funny.
So the premise, if you're interested,
people at home that haven't seen this,
cause it's a Tubi original.
I mean, I haven't even heard of it
until I found it last night.
Yeah.
So this needs to get out there.
It's funny.
It's a.
Does it only have one season though?
That got canceled or?
Two seasons.
So it could still be ongoing.
We could get a third season cause.
This just came out in 20, 21.
So.
Yeah. Hell yeah.
So the premises, three stoners, middle aged,
middle aged, 30 something.
30 something.
30 something year old brothers, three of them
living in 1969, get this magic sauce for their joint.
At Woodstock.
And they smoke it and wake up in 2020.
Yeah.
And so it's, we've, I know that we've been there.
In their secret hidden basement.
In their, well, the, I don't want to give away too much.
Well, shit, we kind of do cause we're reviewing it.
Yeah.
So watch, go watch it and then come back.
Yeah.
So I think the whole Woodstock,
I think them going to Woodstock and not enjoying
any of the music was pretty funny.
That was great.
And just like, I don't give a shit.
I just need a joint.
Yeah.
I'm just looking for this one thing.
You could have gotten it for five was pretty funny.
What I thought was funny was they went to the wrong
Woodstock at first.
Like they bought bus tickets to like Woodstock
in Kansas or something.
So this is, I'm going to admit,
admit a very embarrassing thing that happened to me once.
I've done that.
I've flown to the wrong place.
Oh shit.
There was a wedding that I went to and it was in,
it was in Charleston.
So I went to South Carolina.
I didn't even look, I didn't even think about it.
And we just bought tickets, you know,
because we wanted to get them early.
So where's the other one at?
West Virginia.
There's a small little fucking nowhere town
in West Virginia called Charleston.
So it was just-
It's not on them for not like-
No, I mean, it was on me for not really, for not-
Did you not fully read or?
I didn't, I saw Charleston.
And you're like, all right, said.
I just went on.
I went to Charleston airport
and like a bunch of things popped up,
a bunch of flights going to the most popular fucking city,
you know, whatever.
And yeah, it sucked.
But anyway-
So did you have a good time there?
I just, I just took a rental car and just drove up.
It was like a, it's a long drive.
Yeah.
It took, I mean, like eight hours maybe, but-
Still got to see some sights.
I did, actually.
It was kind of cool.
Like in the, in the hindsight.
And then when I got out there to West Virginia-
Is that what, one or two states away?
That's a, I think three, three.
I don't know.
I can look at a map.
That was probably one of the dumbest things
that I've ever done impulsively.
Probably a bunch of, had to hit a bunch of toll roads.
There's a bunch of toll roads on the East coast, isn't there?
I don't, I remember I took a nap
at a chicken place that was pretty good.
Okay.
Just off the beaten highway.
Just off the highway.
Yeah, cause I was pretty tired when I-
Sitting in the booth in the back.
Yeah, no, no, in my car.
My rental car.
I was like, oh, X-Men, and he just passed out.
It would be my karma.
I took a picture once at a Denny's
of this guy that fell asleep.
He was playing like a video game on his computer.
And also like, he just, he had about like
10 electronic devices on the table, just doing stuff.
But he was like, passed out.
And so I just have a picture with my thumbs up next.
I felt like a dick.
I shouldn't have posted it.
Yeah.
So I got, kind of circling back,
I posted this video of not even my dog, okay?
So someone's dog that, independent, they live on their own.
I love this dog.
I see it all the time when they, you know,
whenever they bring it to wherever.
Okay.
I don't want to give away their identity
in case this is illegal.
The dog accidentally found some gummies.
Oh no.
And it took a bite of the gummy.
Oh shit.
It took a couple gummies and it got fucking high.
They, and it started doing this weird little shaking thing.
But outside of the context of it being high,
it's an adorable little shaking thing.
So when she sent me the picture, or the video,
again, of a dog that I don't own,
had nothing to do with it getting high or anything.
Didn't know anything about it.
I just went on Facebook and I put it on a reel
and then put some music behind it.
And it's really cute.
Just donk, donk, donk, donk.
And he's just dancing.
And it's wonderful.
Yeah.
And then I, I put in the post,
cause I want to be honest,
like the dog accidentally got an edible.
But then I got an angry act from that chick
who did the angry, angry act on that picture
of me and my dog with the cat.
Oh, this was recent.
This was like a day or two ago.
Oh shit.
So, so she's on the lookout for me.
She's like probably calling the police like,
listen, you guys got to watch out for this fucking guy.
He's abusing dog.
I'm not.
I had a cat gun once to my dog years and years ago,
it's a head and which I love very much.
One of my favorite dogs of all time.
And it would never ever hurt.
And it was obviously cat gun.
Well, maybe not that obvious, but it was a cat gun.
Yeah.
And a-
Watch tip and everything.
Watch the dog.
It's problematic.
I got rid of the picture.
Yeah.
But it was a cat gun.
It was just one of the older realistic looking ones.
But the next, and then I, but the picture,
it's a series of pictures,
it's me holding it to her and then her laying on her belly,
obviously being pet and being dead, quote unquote.
You know, whatever.
Whatever, doesn't matter.
It's just a-
Static trip.
Dumb Andy bullshit.
Yeah.
So let's talk about Freak Brothers.
There was a moment where they smoked the weed,
the dip, like the laced weed or whatever.
Yeah.
And they all have their different crazy fantasies.
And then it cuts to Tiffany Haddish cat
and it's just dun, dun, dun.
Like the Vietnam, she's just burning fucking villagers
and shit, I'm like, holy shit.
The flamethrower thumbs up.
Jesus Christ.
Basically like right at that scene,
my wife was like, if you fall asleep to this,
I will kill you.
Like, if our kids walk out and see this.
Oh shit.
Yeah. You have to be on watch for this.
Yeah. She's like, you will see,
you will wake up in a way you've never woken up.
I was like, all right.
Oh God.
Yeah. You definitely, this is not for children.
Yeah. Definitely TVMA.
What's LSB?
I don't know.
So I watched the first episode and I enjoyed it.
And they, so they wake up in a base, in their basement,
but I liked the transition of time
of the houses getting knocked down, rebuilt, knocked down,
the little war protesters just protesting.
Reminiscent of the Bob's burger opening.
Oh, it is.
Yeah. Think of the Bob's burger opening,
but it mixed with, it's kind of like Blast from the Past
a little bit.
Cause they're underneath.
They're underneath.
They're underneath and then they wake up.
They haven't aged, which I like.
That's fun.
And now they're out 2020, but they scared me.
I liked that they each
have their own thing.
But they, but they both, what's, what's, what's,
or all three of them, when they, they just go,
one go gets, one goes to eat, one goes to take a shit,
one goes to sleep.
And they don't question it at all
that there's different people in their homes.
Like when they go to-
The house looks different or anything.
Yeah. So it goes to take a shit.
And there's a black dude showering in his shower
and he just goes, eh.
And the guy screams because he's never seen
this fucking freaky dude.
And then there's a, a chick in the bed.
That's scary.
And then with Woody Harrelson's dude.
And then I don't know where the last chick came in.
I think it was a kid.
The kid came downstairs was the, or no,
someone came in and he was eating ice cream.
That's right.
With the wrong spoon.
The wrong spoon.
He's like, I don't mind.
Yeah.
So they go to the, so they go to the future.
Everything's different.
They think that robots have taken over,
which is a funny take because everyone's glued
to their screens, LOL.
Yeah, LOL, JK.
LOL, JK, OMG.
And so they're like, oh shit.
You know, they're taken over by, by robots
and they go on this funny little,
they follow a guy up to his, up to his apartment.
And they fucking.
Yeah, cause he's on a Bluetooth.
He's like, stick with me if you want to be safe.
Like I'll be, I'll keep you safe.
Yeah.
Stay the best with me.
Exactly.
Probably talking about investments.
Yeah.
And on his Bluetooth, whoever.
And they're just behind him going like,
oh shit, we'll follow this guy.
They go up to the room.
It's a surprise birthday party.
How, they end up killing the dude.
Yeah. But that was so, well, first everybody, like,
they're freaking out.
They're like, you gotta destroy all the machines.
And they're breaking all of his appliances.
And then they have the Stephen Hawking character guy
come in the elevator.
Like, he's a machine.
Cause he's got the robot voice.
Yeah.
So they throw his ass in the fucking chute.
Oh gosh.
And they garbage, or the garbage chute.
Oh fuck, dude.
He comes back in episode two.
Oh, does he really?
Yeah.
Okay.
I hope he's a reoccurring character.
That's dope.
I hope he is too.
Cause it was, I probably will watch more of this.
Yeah, I'm going to as well.
I'm gonna probably watch all of it, to be honest.
I, it's so like pro weed.
It's definitely a stoner comedy.
No, it's a stoner comedy for sure.
Like my wife was saying last night,
she's like, you have to be high to enjoy this.
Like, she's like, normally I would be like, this is stupid.
There's a scene where their drug dealer
shoves a bunch of weed up his ass.
That was in the beginning.
And so then he goes and gets hit by a car or a bus
or something.
And so they put on medical examiner jackets,
walk up there like, we'll help you move this dead body.
Convincing the guy there, he's like, hey, who are you?
Hey, I carry it by the butt.
He points to John Goodman and that's Karen
from the birthday Christmas party.
Well, yeah.
So I'm going to grab him by grabbing the inside of his butt
hole and just start pulling stuff out.
He's got a record.
Oh God.
That's so funny.
Like it's stuff we've seen before,
but then in a funny twisty way that I like.
That comes back in episode two as well.
Pulling stuff out of asses.
Kind of, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Episode two is pretty funny.
Like, cause the first episode,
it does a good job of setting up where they are
and everything.
But episode two is like,
now they're trying to figure out how to get back.
And they kind of like, it's silly.
I don't want to say too much because I don't want to give
it away if you're going to watch it.
But it continues to be silly.
Now, you know what,
if we're just on the subject of time travel-ish,
which I guess, triagenic sleep slash
weed sleep, I guess, we're going to go by this logic.
I think is a valid form of time travel.
It's only one direction and there's no return trip,
but you do travel forward to a time that you otherwise
wouldn't be able to get to without,
with like on your own, right?
So I feel like a time machine is like working
triagenic sleep.
That's all we have.
Cause your consciousness,
all you have to do is freeze your body and consciousness.
And if that can happen,
then you're set.
But,
there's not really a way to go backwards.
Exactly.
There's so, we would never know.
And no one working on the project would ever know
if it was super successful.
What they were sending people into.
And could you really trust the safekeeping
of cryogenic tubes built in 2020,
let's just say 2030.
And now it's 3030.
I think a hundred years have gone by
and they somehow kept these things safe.
Yeah. Someone's monitored them, made sure.
Yeah.
Because technology is going to move forward.
It's like, they're going to eventually have to like
take out the computers that run the office.
Oh shit.
I forgot about that.
Yeah. It's been a while.
I'm usually pretty good about that now.
So when it comes to time travel, I think let's just,
little tangent here, but fine.
I liked my favorite,
my favorite genre of science fiction movies is time travel.
Anything time travel, right?
That's interesting.
I think, is it future man?
Is that the one with,
What, Hulu?
That's one of the best shows ever made.
I've only watched like the first three episodes or so.
I haven't finished it.
It was funny.
It gets insane.
It gets, well, no, it's funny all the way through.
Like it's an incredibly funny show.
There are serious moments, it doesn't, I mean,
but it doesn't take itself too seriously.
It's at one point, I mean, I guess spoilers,
but you use time travel enough.
Sometimes there could be body splicing issues
where you'll switch, especially if you go together,
you'll switch body parts with someone.
And he switches his dick with Wolf,
who had a huge dick, right?
So he like comes out, he's like, oh God,
like he's got this like huge dick and Wolf the whole time.
He's now got a much smaller dick
and he's fucking furious.
And he hates, just hates the main character for that,
but they still have to work together,
but he's fucking pissed though.
But like I would be too.
Yeah.
So he's trying to figure out how to swap it back.
And you're just like, no, we're good.
But it's just random.
You don't get to really choose.
It's not like, it just happens if you time travel enough.
With people.
Sometimes it happens.
So I'm guessing Harry Potter splicing rules, right?
Does it ever revert back to normal
or is that just how it ends?
I'm pretty sure he has a big dick
throughout the rest of the show.
And the other guy's just pissed off.
Like he brings it up.
Part of his character.
Yeah.
Dude, there's, he goes back.
So the premise of Future Man is like the two,
two warriors from the future come back to like modern day
to help this guy, gamer, you know,
stop the apocalypse from happening.
But when they go further back in time,
when they go to like the eighties,
Wolf, who's never heard of like,
who'd never done drugs at all,
he discovers cocaine and just becomes
the coolest fucking guy in the eighties.
He just, he starts playing volleyball with people.
He just, he forgets about the cause.
He's just like, fuck it.
I'm just gonna go find,
he becomes a big Cory Hart fan that,
I wear my sunglasses.
Yeah, oh that's funny.
And he becomes like, oh God, dude,
that's one of the best shows ever.
Yeah, awesome.
It's not on Tubi, I'm sorry.
I know it's supposed to be a Tubi original special episode.
Go on Hulu to watch that one.
But, Tubi's free.
And everything on Tubi's free.
And there are commercials, but they're brief.
They're like a minute at max.
Yeah, they're quick.
There's only like two ads.
Two ads, one minute a piece.
It's doable.
Seems like there's less for their originals, I feel.
Yeah, I thought there was only one for this one.
I think I had a couple, but it wasn't.
Yeah, I think the pilot was less in the second episode.
I think it was two.
Oh man, by that math, by episode five,
we're gonna have a shitload of commercials.
I hope that's not the case, but.
I don't think it'll continue on that pattern.
I liked it.
I'm gonna watch more of it.
Now, I was looking at others,
because I was thinking last time,
I was like, what Tubi original should we do?
Because we had less time.
Yeah, I went into that completely blind.
I was like, all right, we'll see what this is.
And I watched the trailer, and I was like,
okay, this looks silly.
There's a few on here that are really calling my name.
Pasta, pasta, wait.
Pasta, pasta, Pasta-co-lips?
Oh, you nailed it.
Pasta-co-lips.
That's an intense name.
Pasta-co-lips, wait, Pasta-co-lips.
And it's a, I think it's a spaghetti chef.
A chef made of spaghetti.
You know, he's made of noodles.
You see his, yeah.
And I think he's trying to take over the world.
I watched a little bit of it.
Did you?
It's insane.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Slay looks interesting.
It looks like a horror show with drag queens
as the main people being slain, it looks like.
And it's called Slay, which I think is a funny play
on the whole drag queen culture thing.
Which, I'm gonna be honest,
I'm nothing against drag queens whatsoever,
but RuPaul's Drag Race,
much like every other reality show in existence,
I'm not into.
It's just, yeah.
It's scripted, it's scripted, manufactured tiers,
blah, blah, blah.
If you're into reality TV, fine.
It's just background noise, I'm sure, for a lot of people.
My wife likes a lot of TLC shows,
and I'll get sucked into watching some of them with her,
but we watch them for completely different reasons.
She watches them for the people,
and I watch them to see what kind of train wrecks
these people are.
So you're watching.
90 Day Fiancé.
Now what's 90 Day Fiancé?
I've heard of the name.
That's the one where they're,
so they have multiple iterations of it now.
But traditionally it was the American is finding,
they met somebody online that lives in another country,
somewhere else in the world,
and they have a 90 day visa,
so they have that 90 days to get married,
so they can become a citizen.
Oh, this is a common enough thing that
they do a show on. They made a show on.
Okay.
And they have ones where they go,
the Americans go to the other countries,
and then they have ones where it's like,
them after they've already been on the show,
and they're married, or they divorced,
and now they're single.
And like, yeah, there's a bunch of them.
My wife loves all of them.
And I mean, I don't really know most of people's names.
I just kind of have like different kind of nicknames
for them based off of either things they've done,
or kind of how they look.
Okay.
Yeah. It's not nice, but it's only said in my own home.
Yeah.
No, that's, so okay, I guess,
do you watch, you're rooting for them to fail, in a way.
Don't get me wrong, there's some that I'm like,
all right, they're kind of, you know, they seem real.
You know, they seem like a real couple.
Like, they seem like they actually found love,
and seem happy, like good for them.
But most of these people are people that want to be on TV.
Yeah.
You know.
That's why I don't watch.
I'm sure you've heard of Big Ed.
He's kind of like, no, he's the guy that kind of looks like,
he has no neck, and like, there's memes of him.
I'll look them up for you, and pull them up and show you.
He's from that show?
He's from that show.
I think the last reality show I watched was Tag.
It was, that's one of those competition shows.
You remember that was, had that one football dude,
he's like, let's play Tag.
And it was like, had that super hot,
nothing to do with that.
That's too tangenty.
Yeah.
Show me the picture of this no neck guy.
This is like memes that people created of him.
Oh, that's terrible.
That's what it looks like.
I got you some toothpaste when my girlfriend
starts crying and I don't know what to do.
Yeah.
Is he that bad?
Oh, I mean, so.
Wait, what's his, wait, who's he marrying?
So first he goes to, he goes to the Philippines to meet,
to get this girl, and their age difference is way different.
Like he's, he starts out super cringy in general.
Like his first thing he's putting like big old,
like just heaps of mayonnaise in his hair.
What the fuck, what?
Cause he, they, someone told him that it's good
for your hair, it's good for keeping the color
and health of your hair.
So he's just putting mayonnaise in his hair.
And then he goes to the Philippines
and he's like there with the girl.
And like he gets her a bunch of like toothpaste,
toothbrush and stuff like that.
And he's like, you know, cause your breath stinks.
Like says it a different way,
but she basically she has some sort of like gastro,
like stomach issues that causes her bad breath.
And she's told him about it.
And it's just like, so she already has a complex about it.
And he made the complex even worse.
On TV.
Yeah, but like, it's just, he's just kind of,
he's definitely a cringe person.
And they get married?
No, no, no, they don't.
They don't make it.
Good for her.
Yeah.
But he's on another version of it now with another girl.
The American now, but yeah, he's,
he's kind of a trash person.
Well, he got back on with a different chick.
Yeah.
Cause he got onto another version.
How bad of a train wreck is this chick?
Just as bad.
Oh God.
She's putting fucking jelly in her hair
cause she heard it from a different source.
Fucking mayonnaise or ketchup.
She seems more normal, but like,
I don't know.
My wife watches more of it.
She's like, no, she really loves them.
And I'm like, I think she just likes being on TV.
We'll do a rice special with your,
with your wife one day, a rice ball.
Yeah. Talking about 90 day fiance.
I'll watch an episode of,
we could do 90 day fiance, 90 days in.
Yeah.
What's that other, the one where they do in prison.
That's the prison one.
Yeah.
And then we could watch.
Love after lockup is also what she watches.
How about that movie nine months with Sandra Bullock's.
We'll just do it.
Nine months.
We'll just do it.
Everything nine.
Yeah.
Nine related.
Just, yeah.
I like it.
90 day fiance, 90 days in,
then nine months with Sandra Bullock.
I think Hugh Grant.
I don't know.
That's funny.
So, okay.
It looks like they-
They do a lot of horror it looks like.
They also do vice news presents Epstein didn't kill himself.
Interesting.
That is an interesting-
Documentary.
Documentary it looks like.
Yeah, crime mystery.
I didn't, I've only seen like people,
comedians talk about the whole Epstein.
I didn't do any deep research on the island.
I know that, I only just know that it was like
a sex trafficking island.
But I know that the biggest conspiracy theory
is that he was murdered, right?
Or that-
Yeah, he got murdered in prison.
Interesting.
And then we got our boy Bruce Willis,
Toobie original corrective measures.
Wow, that must have been one of the last things he did.
Yeah, I think that was one of those Toobie threw him a bone
because they're like, hey,
because I think he's like,
he needed to stock up on a bunch of money before.
Because they needed to do a bunch of stuff right before.
Yeah, and I think this was one of them.
What's like probably Toobie's like,
yeah, fuck it.
We'll give you a shit load of money now.
Well, that's why I wonder who is like Toobie's parent company?
Is it Lionsgate?
Oh, I don't know.
Because Lionsgate was one of the producers of that show.
Toobie parent company.
Oh, it's Fox, dude.
I think we are, oh shit.
I think we have-
Is Toobie owned by Disney?
Since it's acquisition by Fox,
Toobie also carries program from Fox, Fox Soul.
Wait, what's Fox Soul?
Local news and stations, Fox, Fox Soul.
Fox Soul, our voice, our truth, celebrate black culture.
They have a whole separate black fox?
I didn't know that.
Huh.
First thing is a white lady that we see.
Yeah, that, I mean, come on Fox Soul.
That kinda threw me off.
Literally the first fucking thing we saw was a white person.
What's her name, Portia?
Yeah.
Interesting.
I always like seeing different viewpoints when I look at.
But Fox, I'm interested to see what Fox Soul's
take on politics would be if it even gets into that.
Because like, would this be like the Republican,
like the black Republican channel then?
I don't know.
I don't know, I don't really wanna get,
because I mean Fox is absolutely a Republican conservative
news station, that's not even debatable.
And interesting, but I don't see anything news on here.
I just see, here we go, topics.
Celebs, culture, food, health, lifestyle, love, music,
news, politics, spiritual, and sports.
Man, this is a interesting rabbit hole we're going down.
All just from trying to see who owns Tubi.
Let's see, toxic love and DNA tests.
Red carpets, medieval, okay, none of this is news.
It says, under politics, it says uncategorized,
and then celebs, culture uncategorized,
and then funny as a Friday.
Yeah, none of this is politics.
No.
Wow!
Wait, strippers, bill of rights, financial infidelity.
Local rapper holds private screening for Godzilla fans.
That's real political.
I wonder where they're leaning on that one.
Holy shit, so Fox Soul does not fuck with politics.
There's a politics button.
Okay, let's see what they do with spiritual.
Are they just fronting on that one?
Same.
Same motherfucking thing.
There's nothing under spiritual.
Okay, let's hit the load more and see if anything happens.
Okay, do these topics do anything?
Health.
Okay.
I'd say they changed the top one.
They changed the top one.
This is not fun at podcasting, I'm so sorry people.
Go to the foxsoul.tv if you wanna see what we're looking at,
but it's interesting.
Yeah.
And so Fox owns Tubi.
So I guess I'd have to reach out to Fox to...
Well, Tubi probably still has their own company.
Their own office, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, well, I'm gonna reach out to you Tubi.
I don't know if we're your jam at all, but whatever.
And then the last exit looked interesting.
I know they do a lot of horror.
Yeah, that's all I've really seen is horror.
Yeah.
Okay.
You know, okay.
There's a lot of...
Drama.
Yeah, there's a lot of stuff on here
I'm not gonna watch to be honest.
The stepmother didn't look interesting to me.
Blind waters.
Now, what are the blind waters?
Do you think she's blind?
Wait, the stepmother three?
Yeah, I saw the stepmother one at the top
and already I see now the stepmother,
oh, no, stepmother two is right there.
Yeah.
And there's stepmother three.
Damn.
I mean, we can move the marathon.
Oh my God.
Could you imagine?
Follow the Twinset House sister too.
Ooh, I would watch this.
Sins of the Father, the Green River Killer.
Yeah.
That's cool.
I like those.
That's probably a documentary.
Oh, it is a documentary.
I like, you know what I prefer?
I do like documentaries, yeah.
I like documentaries just fine
and there's some interesting ones.
But I like when they do serial killers
like as a movie made for TV movie or whatever.
I didn't see the Dahmer show yet.
It was good.
I heard, I've heard.
You know, on Netflix?
Yeah, I've heard.
It was good.
I watched it at some point,
but I liked the Bundy movie that they made for TV
at some point, 80s or 90s or whatever.
Yeah.
Did you see the new one with, what was it?
What's his name, Bundy?
The show, that was a show too.
Was it Dexter?
No.
No, it was Zac Efron.
That was Ted Bundy.
Oh, but he.
The Ted Bundy tapes I think is what that was called.
Yeah, no, I didn't watch that one either.
That was good.
Shit, for someone who just claims to like looking serial killers
should have watched anything
other than that one and the Gacy one.
The other one that's actually good, it's not,
like, I don't know, it's based off of a book,
My Friend Dahmer.
That's a kind of interesting movie as well.
Kind of like a take on Dahmer before he became,
as he was becoming Dahmer,
but he was still in high school and he has a friend.
Based on a book that someone wrote, I think that's it.
Interesting.
Yeah, and I think it's,
I don't remember who played Dahmer on that,
but it was an interesting take on it
and it was kind of an interesting movie.
Have you ever seen, oh god, what are we doing?
This is just,
I wanna just, ladies and gentlemen, we're fucking high.
I think it's,
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Ladies and gentlemen, we're fucking high.
Oh damn, I was looking for,
I was seeing if they had never been kissed.
You know the one about the,
where Drew Barrymore plays a reporter
that goes back to high school?
Yeah.
That happened at my high school.
We had a reporter go undercover
as a high school student for a year.
Was it like obvious that it was a reporter?
That's what people say.
I only saw them maybe in passing a couple times.
When I looked at the picture, they looked familiar,
but not, so I guess I never.
It's like, what was that?
Not Another Teen Movie that they make fun of that
and it's like an old lady.
Oh sure, yeah, yeah.
Not Another Teen Movie gets slept on a lot.
That was a funny parody movie.
It was silly.
That was, I think on.
It was over the top.
It might have been as good as Not Another Scary Movie.
The first scary movie, yeah.
First two.
Huh, okay.
It's a gay movie.
So here we go.
I put Not Another and what you get on Tubi
is you get another gay movie, Director's Cut, which cool.
You get National Lampoon's another dirty movie.
I bet there's, Mike would love fucking that one.
And then Not Another Sci-Fi Movie Looks Interesting, 2013.
18 Year Old Virgin, okay.
Jesus Christ, Tubi.
Not Another Happy Ending.
Getting It, Unrated, whatever.
Okay, and then another, oh,
and then another nine and a half weeks.
We'll have to add that to our list.
Another nine and a half.
Let me add that to my list.
Okay.
So we'll add that to our list.
So did you ever see Sex Drive?
Yes.
Did you see the Director's Cut?
I don't remember which cut, probably.
If you got it on DVD, it was a Director's Cut
and the director comes out in the beginning, he goes,
so this is the Director's Cut.
I'm just gonna add more tits
and it just shows a chick, like a naked chick, just running.
And he's like, and also some more dicks.
And on the other side, it's just a big black dude's dick,
and he's running.
So it's just kinda back and forth.
And so throughout the movie, just randomly,
because the Director's Cut's hilarious.
He just leaves in bloopers and all sorts of shit.
It's really well done.
You'll see in the background,
just random naked people running around
that he's post-cut.
Like he put it into in post.
It's so great, Sex Drive.
That was a silly movie, too.
Yeah, wasn't it?
So let's rate, well, okay, tell me more about,
oh God, I just typed sex in the Tubi, and holy shit.
Oh my goodness.
Yeah, it's a lot.
Ooh, Topanga, hello.
Good God, lesbian sex and sexuality.
The sex bots are coming.
A good girl's guide to kinky sex.
Sexo menitras y muertos.
Sex in the comics.
Hell yeah, that's another documentary.
Oh, sexting.
Is that, what's her face?
She's married to that one guy.
I'm not good with faces right now.
There's too much going on when you type in sex.
Sexpectations, ooh, Antilist.
Sex, okay, what are we doing here?
What are you doing?
Sexual inadequacies documentary, Antilist.
I will say this is the least amount of tabs
I've seen you have open.
Yeah, it's just two, it's just an all Tubi.
It's all Tubi.
El sexo no casa impuestos.
Oh, the sexy mysterious murders, AKA kiss kiss bang bang.
Oh, Jesus.
Okay, now this one is not translated correctly,
but let me rock your world.
Sex is zero two.
And it's just a bunch of Asian people on the cover,
so I'm not translating.
Well, this is not called sex is zero two,
or that's not what they mean when they say it over there.
Okay, that's twice I've seen sexaholic on here,
but one was sexaholic, one is sexaholics.
I wonder, yeah, like alien, aliens.
Oh, showgirls, the showgirls.
That's a classic.
That has the chick from Saved by the Bell.
That ruined her career.
The one that did drugs, the one that did speed,
or whatever, she got addicted to speed in Saved by the Bell,
and everyone got her, it's not Kelly,
not the one everyone was fighting for.
I didn't watch Saved by the Bell all the way through.
Well, I think it's just enough.
You know what, another great, oh God, what are we doing?
But I will say another great,
the Unofficial Saved by the Bell documentary,
and I think it's called the Unofficial
Saved by the Bell documentary, whatever, is great.
It's a made-for-TV movie where they talk about
the making of Saved by the Bell,
they hire a cast that looks just like the original kids.
It's pretty great, and you see how like,
who's the little guy, Screech?
You see how Screech got mistreated, like the actor?
On set.
On set, now, when that came out.
Because he died a few years ago, right?
He did, yeah.
When that came out, all the rest of the cast were like,
that's not really true, that's not accurate,
we didn't treat him like shit.
His memoir, I think, alleged that they did.
They claimed that they didn't.
But they picked out, they treated him
like he was a nerd and geek.
Yeah, so I mean, I don't know,
but it's a good, regardless of if it's true or not,
it's at least an interesting thing to watch.
But anyway, don't type sex into a tubie.
Yeah.
Left on red, damn.
El gran escanto sexual americano.
Okay, that's from 1992, shit, they got sex,
all right, all right, okay.
All right, let's get out of here.
Mike's gonna come over in about an hour,
we gotta make sure.
That there's no sex on there.
The loss of sexual innocence is literally
just two naked people on the cover
with a snake stopping you from seeing the bits.
I like the cover of Love and Air Sex.
How about Hitler's secret sex life
and it's Hitler bent over with a dominatrix behind him
with a collar?
I believe it.
Sex, it's Love and Air Sex, hell yeah.
What the fuck, Agilist.
Agilist.
Dude, and Hitler's secret sex life.
I'm adding that one too.
I'm gonna recommend that we watch that as one of our.
Oh god.
Oh, sex ed, I love the kid from Sixth Sense.
Haley Joel Osmond.
Haley Joel Osmond who's done a lot more
than that movie now.
Yeah.
Okay, oh, what was it I thought I saw?
Why do women have a higher sex drive, Jesus tell me.
Agilist.
China's sexual revolution, okay, all right,
what are we doing?
You're just gonna keep adding movies to your list.
It's.
Sexocracy, the man of booga booga.
What the fuck is going on?
All right, okay, ooh.
All right, okay, he's going down.
Sex, Sound, Silence, I'm done.
Drama, Music, Romance, that just looks interesting.
We're done.
Let's go check your list and see how many movies
you just added from just typing sex into 2B.
I see my list over here, what do I see my list?
2B, oh, my list.
Oh yeah.
It's like seven or eight just sex movies
followed by Warriors of Virtue.
Oh, that's great.
Oh, but I actually, I'll say this.
It has what was typically hard to find back in the day
and it's one of those made for TV, cozy as fuck,
made for TV movies and I absolutely adore those sometimes,
which is The Librarian, Quest for the Spear.
Never seen that one.
He's just a guy that gets caught up in this like
cool, mysterious job thing
and he's sort of an Indiana Jones meets a Bruce Campbell
type where he's just, he's like a funny, quippy guy
who goes on epic-ish adventures while keeping it cozy
and family friendly, you know what I mean?
But it's like one of those just like, I've seen them,
there's like three movies that I know of at least
and I've seen them all and I love them.
It gives me the same vibes as like Psych or Monk
where it's just like you could watch it with your kids
and not have to worry about too much, anything bad.
I don't have any kids, so me needing that as a parameterism.
That's probably just, it's comfort.
Oh yeah, it's comfortable as fuck.
And then Stealth I put on here.
Stealth, I believe, unless it's been topped,
has the biggest practical explosion ever filmed
and they did it I think in air or I don't know,
I don't know how they did it, but it was like a,
it was like, I've seen, I saw like a little
behind the scenes thing where they like,
they showed how they filmed it,
but it was a little while ago, so I don't remember exactly.
But it's a huge fucking fireball explosion, it's awesome.
It's very cool.
So, and then Bulletproof Monk, which we will watch.
They have some more.
That is a great movie.
And they got new Hellboy.
I haven't seen the newest one.
It's great.
Dude, Tubi's fucking sick.
I've honestly, I'm not even kidding you, this isn't even,
they're not even sponsoring us at this point, but.
I do wish there was a way that I could subscribe
for an ad-free version, I'd be okay with that.
I would probably pay for the subscription
because they have good selection.
You know what?
I'm the most anti-ad guy on the planet
and Tubi for some reason it doesn't bother me.
Well not as bad.
They're not as like.
They're as predatory.
Yeah, yeah, it kinda, yeah.
It's not YouTube without YouTube Premium.
Exactly.
Like trust me, YouTube Premium's probably the wisest,
way I've ever spent money in my life
just to get rid of those fucking ads.
You save actual physical time of your life.
I got a free subscription for a year
when I got a new phone at one point.
And once that subscription canceled
and I had my first YouTube ad, I was like no.
Immediately you're like wait.
Yeah, what happened?
I'll move heaven and earth if YouTube taps
like the payment doesn't go through
to get money on my card or whatever
to make sure that it fucking does.
I have the family one now,
so my wife and my son have it as well.
And sometimes I'll be watching stuff
and I'll see an ad and I'm like wait.
I pay for this.
Bro.
What are you doing?
You don't even know.
I have the family one.
And I actually have it in my,
I mean I think this is legal,
but you're just allowed to give people.
Whatever, it's my family.
So I have it, I have a couple people on it.
And Dario's one of them.
Because I had an extra email.
I was like fuck it, yeah, get on here.
And for the longest time on our TV,
he would just watch YouTube and ads would pop up.
I'm like what are you doing?
He's like whoa, I don't remember the password to my.
And I'm like no, no, no, no, no, no.
You gotta fucking fix this.
You should be able to,
you should act to your TV using your phone.
Sign in that way.
Bro, you don't even know.
I had this, so I just logged in.
But see the thing is I don't like other people
having access to my YouTube.
My algorithm gets all fucked up.
My wife's phone,
because the kids will get on her YouTube
and start watching stuff.
So she'll get a bunch of Minecraft videos
and all this stuff.
And she's like I don't want any of this.
What the fuck?
And then they take her phone
and they're like come on, where's the Minecraft?
Why am I seeing all this reality TV show crying?
Crying in reality.
This person was murdered in the back of a car.
Pretty much.
You'll never guess by who.
Oh god.
She falls asleep to it.
I'm like what the hell?
I saw a savage fucking thing the other day on YouTube.
It was this wife and husband
who left their kid in the back seat of a car
and it was locked.
And then they just dilly dallyed.
I mean I don't know any other way to describe it
for nine hours.
They were sitting on the porch.
They were just like.
Not even trying to,
not even breaking a window?
They get nothing.
They get in their car.
They're sitting in the car making some phone calls.
Not the police.
I think just talking to friends or whatever.
And then they drive to the police station or whatever.
Then they come back.
But by, and then like.
Child's death.
Nine hours.
They didn't break a window.
They didn't like.
I think they didn't want to fuck the car up.
Yeah, that's terrible.
Dude.
I was like there was one that my wife was telling me about.
I think this happened recently.
And it was like a girl left a nine month old at home
and went on a vacation.
Yep.
I saw that too.
Yeah.
Fuck dude.
People, if you have kids, take care of them.
My wife starts telling me about those ones.
I'm like I don't want to hear it
because they make me mad.
Like I'm just like how?
Like.
I saw in the court that that chick,
the one that you said,
the one that left her baby at home,
she says that she said that she knows
that Jesus and her child have forgiven her.
And I'm like, you sure about that?
Like I think there's even,
man I don't like getting religious or political or murdery.
But I will say that like I bet Jesus has his limits
on what you're allowed to do.
Yeah, that's.
Happy Easter everyone.
Yeah.
Easter's tomorrow isn't it?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's why I think I gotta get some stuff
for Easter egg hunts.
Oh shit, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can't not do that.
Yeah.
I saw some, my friend did a fun thing for St. Patrick's Day.
He had this little leprechaun doll,
like an elf on the shelf kind of deal.
And he has like small, small kids.
And so he put some water with green food coloring
and it made it look like he,
and he sort of like, and he kept,
he did a bunch of little clues for the kids to follow
and it looked like the leprechaun peed on the sea,
went to the bathroom, like stood places.
And then it led to like them getting some candy or whatever.
That's cool.
It was funny.
It was like he hit with like a drunk bender,
you know like through their house.
It was pretty funny.
All right, well let's review the Freak Brothers.
A Tooby original, I'm gonna reach out,
or it'll be sponsored by Tooby soon, you'll see.
We'll be on Tooby.
That's all we need.
That'd be cool.
Tooby, just here's a podcast you can listen to.
We'll watch, we'll just do Tooby originals from now on,
Tooby, if you take us.
Oh, fuck it, I would love to do Tooby.
I added-
Tooby do a recommendation every week.
This is the movie that you guys should watch.
Yeah, have the world decide.
Hell yeah.
The same people that are gonna watch Hitler's Secret Sex Life
and Warriors of Virtue.
I don't know, man.
Oh, there's so much good shit.
Okay, Freak Brothers.
Our scale goes from B to F,
B being our highest because we don't watch,
we don't consider, I don't know what our reasoning is.
That was just a thing we started at the beginning of this.
We should have come up with our own original
rating system, rating system, like tomatoes or-
Yeah, joints.
Joints, yeah.
How many joints do you need to smoke to watch it?
That's, that's not bad.
How high do you need to be to enjoy it?
Yeah, but I mean, like, but then
the lower the amount of joints,
the higher quality of the film.
Yeah, I guess.
But, so that wouldn't work because-
I guess maybe it's like, can you enjoy this without smoking?
Yeah, but why would that be our whole spiel?
I don't know.
Because our whole thing is we're watching it high.
I don't watch any of this shit sober.
Yeah, no, I ate edibles and smoked before.
Yeah, absolutely.
I ate edibles and I smoked while the edibles were kicking in
and by the time they kick in,
I'm usually partially into whatever.
Yeah, fuck yeah, dude.
I mean, me too.
All right, so until we come up with a better system,
maybe we'll, I'll talk more about this
when the guys get here.
Yeah.
But I don't know about the whole,
how high do you gotta be because I think that-
They don't know.
Presents problems down the line.
It does.
Um.
Call our voicemail, we have a voicemail.
Call it if you have a suggestion.
Yeah, I have a rating scale.
Any voice calls yet?
No.
No?
I don't understand it.
I know, I see it all over, I got a,
I see it all over Facebook.
I mean, I don't understand how not a single person
is called to say like, hey, fuck you.
I'm not gonna call your stupid voicemail.
Something like that, you know?
Maybe like one of the times I'm not here, I'll do it.
Oh shit.
Just call it up.
Hold on, Dario's asking if we found his wallet.
I mean, we're looking.
Yeah.
Does Katz just eat stuff constantly?
Well, we had this remote.
This one right here.
Yeah.
And I swear to God, I thought someone stole it
because it disappeared and we ripped this Katz apart
looking for it.
Oh wow.
And couldn't find it for six months.
Oh.
Oh my God.
Did you find it?
Oh, fuck yeah, dude.
Jesus Christ, you're the best.
If I keep going, I'm sure I'll find something.
Okay, cool.
Man, you're the best.
Good job, Brendan.
I got kids.
And I've had a deep couch before.
Sick, he's on his way.
He can give us his impression on Wars of Virtue
before this episode going in if he wants to.
Yeah.
All right, so what's your rating for Free Brothers?
I would probably give it a solid C, C plus.
It's silly, I enjoyed it.
I mean, you definitely have to be a stoner
and appreciate that lifestyle
and have been around people that are like that
to enjoy it.
It's definitely over the top characters,
Cheech and Chong-esque characters.
All the actors are great, I love the voices.
The work of Hulk's guys are great.
They're funny.
So you know it's gonna be a funny show throughout.
Episode two, it definitely picked up.
Okay.
I liked episode one, so I've episode,
and usually pilots are kind of stuck.
Yeah, they're usually the softer episode
because it's kind of, yeah, it's just them, just the premise.
Yeah, C plus, I think I'm with you on that.
C plus, I think it's a little bit of F is for family
meets Bob's, not necessarily Bob's Burger,
the intro at least, but like.
Kind of like home movies almost like.
Yeah, the animation style for sure.
I'm not, I'll be honest, I'm not a huge fan of the animation.
That's kind of what brought the grade down
a little bit for me.
Yeah, and that's not, the thing is,
art is subjective.
I'll get used to the animation.
I made a cartoon once.
I'm not gonna say what the name of it is on YouTube,
here because I don't want people to look it up,
but I made a cartoon that's on YouTube.
And it's the animation we hired,
we just hired.
It's the patriotic exclusive.
No, it's.
You're like.
I'm trying to forget it exists.
Bury it.
Yeah, yeah.
Look, it's actually, it's not bad,
but it's definitely problematic probably.
Call me voicemail, let us know.
Yeah, look, if I get a fucking voicemail bro,
I'll give you the link.
So, yeah, no calls yet.
What's the number again?
The number is.
I should know this.
It's all over Facebook in the meeting.
Okay.
Come on.
There we go.
FridayRaisedPodcast.com, we have a website, people.
Uh-oh.
I know, but.
For some reason.
We had a website.
GoDaddy is like.
Being a pain.
Unsafe for some reason.
I don't, it's a great, it's fine.
I'm not asking, there's no way we're gonna take
your credit card information because we're not asking
for any money on any of this.
It's just our website.
Anyway, 702-829-0117 is our number.
It's a voicemail.
I'm not gonna answer.
It doesn't even go, it doesn't even ring.
It's just gonna go straight to voicemail.
It's gonna be a fun little voicemail you can listen to.
You can tell us anything.
You can ask what the cartoon's name is.
They'll look up on YouTube.
I mean, it's there.
It's got like 16 or 17,000 views.
And if you do leave your credit card information,
be sure to leave the expiration date and the CV.
And the CV.
CVV.
Which stands for.
Exactly.
No one knows.
Three digits in the back.
It's the three digits in the back.
Sometimes four or five.
That's super important.
Yeah, so C plus.
I don't like the animation too much.
It's subjective.
Oh, I was gonna say, but the one that we did,
we hired some 16-year-old chick in Spain.
We just found online on some Fiverr or whatever,
like some art for hire kind of website or whatever.
And she did it for I think 1,000 bucks,
2,000 bucks, whatever.
And the animation that she did, she was amazing.
We thought.
And I still think it looks great, but it's not like.
There's something, the difference between the Simpsons,
Bob's Burger, and even South Park now,
looks so good in comparison to like.
That's because they're using a lot of computer animation
for everything now.
Yeah, so use more computer animation to be.
But Pasta-o-p-o-lix with.
Post-o-c-o-lips.
Looks insane.
How was that animation style?
It's.
That's not on your list?
No, because I was watching it.
Because I was watching it.
Should be on my continue watching,
but yeah, here, let me mute this shit.
See, it's.
It's kinda like the adult swim shows.
Wonder Brothers or.
Oh, Venture Bros. Venture Bros.
And God, one I actually did watch.
Space Ghost.
What's the.
Oh God, those are such a crazy.
I bet it's.
Yeah, you're right, it is.
Like that kinda style.
Yeah, it is.
It's crazy, it's literally a apocalypse movie
with the pasta.
Anyway, C+, C+, so that is our thing.
We don't have any recommendations for next time
because these are rice balls.
They're not supposed to have a continuation.
There's no rules.
We're keeping this one shorter for you.
You're welcome, the audience.
Sorry for droning on last time about hockey.
Yeah, no, that was the hockey episode.
That's Miracle on Rice, still to this day,
the best named episode.
Did the, wait, has the other one dropped yet?
It'll be out by this point, but did you see the name
I put for the King Kong episode?
King Kong.
Oh, the Comic-Con.
Oh, it's not.
I'm thinking about.
Mighty Joe Young.
I'm thinking about calling it Mighty Joe Young,
live at King Kong 2024, we review Planet of the Apes
and other monkey business.
That's awesome.
I thought that one did come out, no?
No, it comes out on the fifth.
We just, da da da da da, I'm smoking it,
that's right, that just came out, that just came out,
that just came out, that just came out, that just came out,
and then completely fried it, glitched, barcaded.
Okay, I suddenly listen to that one.
Yeah, so wait, and then our rice ball ends up being
part down here because it's a bonus.
Okay.
It's the only one with sound bites and chapter lists
because at some point in that episode,
I was listening to it, I mixed up the words
condemn and condone, and those are two very different words
that mean the opposite of each other,
and so when I was saying I condone all those gay jokes,
what I meant to say is I condemn them.
Now, if you listen to what I actually say,
you can find out the context, and I was like,
oh, I didn't like all those gay jokes he was saying.
I totally condone saying that shit on my podcast,
but I meant condemn.
I undermined what you said.
Okay, nice.
All right, well, that is, let me get some,
well, fuck it, we just don't understand this thing.
Oh.
Uh.
Wait, hold on, let me, I have to get some music.
You're so indecisive, you're like,
no, we're fine, no, we're fine, no, we're fine, no, we're fine.
We're just gonna find the first thing, copyright free.
I thought you were gonna play the Copstein song.
Lo-Fi summer vibes, here we go.
So.
I've got this one before.
Yeah, fuck it.
I like this one.
Yeah.
Ladies and gentlemen, these are fun.
Yeah.
We just get high, me and Brendan.
Just bullshit.
Hope you enjoy it.
I mean, if you don't, fuck it,
you don't understand the vibe we're going for here,
which is low structure, oh, wait.
We're hoping we entertained you if you're doing laundry
or chores around the house or driving or whatever.
Yeah, that's what we're here for.
Yeah.
I'm Andy, well, okay, I'm jumping the gun here.
This has been Riceball, there's no rules.
With me as always is of course Brendan.
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
simply up to Boston.
Have a good one everybody.
And I'm your host, Andy Rice.
This is Fried Rice podcast, the Riceball special,
part two, like officially,
because again, that first Riceball is really just
someone took an episode that we thought two hours
is too long and decided to cut off
when we were first fucking around.
So it's really just one episode split into an episode
and a Riceball.
So I feel like the first Riceball is a miracle on rice.
And this is the official Riceball number two.
Leave in the comments what you think, comments.
Anyway.
Is there a comment section?
No, but we have a voicemail.
Yeah, that's true.
Call that shit.
There's your comment section.
All right, good night everyone.
Good night.
I'll see you next time.