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It's not as good as a bomb.

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In one moment.

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Welcome.

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God.

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To a god whatever smoking.

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I knew this was a mistake to start with these pumpkin spice latte joints they fucked me

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up last time and I knew it was gonna fuck me up.

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One more hit.

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Dragon.

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No, no.

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We're keeping that.

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I don't care.

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God.

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Anyway, welcome to a on location and an undisclosed location, location based episode of fried rice

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podcast.

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I'm your host Andy Rice.

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Let's get fucking fried.

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I'm so sorry.

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With me as always is the man on the soundboard.

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He's producing at this time.

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We were completely fucking compromised when this all started.

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So it's absolutely apro pro for this guy to come in and save us.

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Keegan the the very funny young man, Snodgrass.

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I love it.

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He's got a soundboard.

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This is gonna be so much fun.

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I don't ever really like use the soundboard.

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I've been phasing it out on my show.

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I want you to as much as you can.

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Three other word, just give me something.

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I'm fucking down with me as always.

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It is Austin.

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He drove three hours to be here.

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Feral.

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You know how I always say check me out and it's a defunct thing.

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Check me out on Google podcasts.

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They totally fucked me.

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Said April 2nd.

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I was going to migrate all my podcasts over.

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I go to open it.

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It's gone.

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And now I have to figure out all the podcasts that I listen to, which is like upwards of

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Wow.

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So they're defunct and they're gone.

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It was just come down.

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That's fucked up.

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Well, the is always is, you know, I joke a lot about trying to kill this man.

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Sometimes it's jokes.

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Sometimes it's it's legit.

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It's Michael.

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He had a heart attack last year.

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And you know, I was watching we were watching this movie because we did crank spoilers.

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And there's a lot of scenes of like a close up of this dude's heart just pumping and like

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erratically in the whole time.

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I'm thinking, Jesus Christ, Mike's going to watch this and he's going to it's going to

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trigger like an extra heart attack.

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But apparently it didn't because here he is wearing just a fucking light blue shirt like

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he's going to Florida, like Roadhouse, because he just watched that one to Larson.

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Hey, call me Chelyos, everybody.

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Could you spell that, please?

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And with me, as always, is Nick.

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I was introduced to him as the Russian and I'm a little disappointed in the amount of

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Russian shit that he's bringing to the table.

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I'm actually a dirty slob.

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Dirty slob.

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Jesus Christ.

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Andrews.

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Welcome.

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How's it going, guys?

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, Jesus Christ.

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So smooth, Andy, smooth.

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We're smoking.

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So let's just let's talk about.

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Am I still?

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Let's talk about how how fucked everything is tonight and then how how we kind of pull

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So I produced the show a little bit and I knew we were doing the tough sheds comedy

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show at tough sheds in Havasu.

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And for the people listening at home, you're thinking, oh, what a cute name for a bar or

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No, it was a shed store.

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It is a store of sheds, just an open lot.

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It was an open lot of sheds.

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It looked nice.

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It was a nice looking shed.

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We all drive traveled.

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You drove from Kingman.

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So anyway, yes, we did.

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You know about sheds out there.

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Fucking.

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But it was a good show.

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It was a fun show.

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It was really fun venue.

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I can't wait for the next one because Fletch Barcadiam expressed interest in being involved

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in serving there.

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I mean, if that works out fucking awesome.

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I talked to the guys there about doing a podcast there all locations so we don't have to scramble

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But anyways, I knew we were doing that show tonight.

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So for the past week, I was reaching out to other venues like Glitch because the Glitch

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episode, which is out now, go watch it.

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Had so much fun there.

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Completely Compromise podcast showed up.

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Yeah, that's what's up.

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They picked the movie that won the vote.

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So watch that Mac and Me episode, which is out now too.

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Holy shit.

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Oh, by the time this comes out.

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Oh, the Mac and Me episode might be the funniest episode we've done maybe because it's just

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what a fucking train wreck.

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Awesome fucking movie that was.

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But anyway, the only time I laughed that hard was when we were talking about Randy Ice and

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being a voodoo doll for some poor guy named Randy Ice.

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That's good.

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But I was reaching out to other venues that I knew in Havasu and one was Mustang Sally's

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formerly Jeremy's Juke Joint.

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The contact that I had there dropped the ball on that.

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And then I went to another pizza place that I used to work at.

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And that also fell through.

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So I'm like, we don't have a place to do a podcast.

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Let's just do it at my grandmother's fucking house.

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Fuck it.

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I don't care.

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Undisclosed location.

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I don't care.

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It's my grandma's house.

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Thanks, Graham.

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Graham.

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Thank you, Graham.

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She'll guess her guy on this.

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She's aware.

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But then we get to the comedy show after you're all agreeing.

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Okay, Austin's grandma's house.

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We get to the comedy show.

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And what happened, Andy?

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Fill me in on that conversation.

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So I was running a little late to the comedy show.

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You were high.

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I was high.

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No, well, I mean, no, because I got high when I got there.

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I don't smoke and drive, Austin, ever.

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Right, right.

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Because boy, wouldn't it be something if a guy with a vanity plate that says the name

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of the fucking podcast on the back of his car were to somehow be associated with fucking

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and smoking and driving would be ridiculous, Austin.

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And I would never do that.

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So all publicity is good publicity.

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Do I need to remove the drunk rice podcast off the back of my car?

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What'd you ask?

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I got actually pretty high.

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So we got fucked multiple times on doing the podcast.

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And then so I'm running a little late.

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And so I get here.

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And I realize, oh, fuck, I don't have my laptop.

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I don't have the mic that we use.

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I have nothing.

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I came with my notebook with the crank notes.

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So there's that.

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And I did bring joints.

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You got me beat.

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Hey, there we go.

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I got Nick beat.

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I can't even come with Russian stuff.

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I know.

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You look like...

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You don't look Russian.

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I don't know.

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I'm like half Scottish and then I'm like half, I want to say Czechoslovakian.

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Yeah, I could totally...

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According to the genealogy.

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You look like a Czech.

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Yeah, after what happened just happened in Moscow and then we pulled this shit on him.

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Oh my God.

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Yeah, it's like Russia without guns over there.

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It's pretty sad.

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Yeah, fuck.

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This is...

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We don't normally go political, but what are your thoughts on Ukraine?

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They're giving it a hell of a shot.

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But at the end of the day, they deserve their territory.

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They deserve their rights.

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I don't think the necessary attack from Russia was well displayed, but at the same time,

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you know what I mean?

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You watch Tucker Carlson interview and stuff.

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Putin does kind of explain his tactics and his logic pretty well.

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Not saying he's a just guy or nothing, but I'm just saying.

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All bad guys think they're the good guys.

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I don't want to get put on a Russian hit list, but I'm not pro Putin.

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No, that's totally fine.

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I know this might be a brave stance to take, but I don't really like the dictator of Russia.

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I'm definitely not justifying any of the acts or anything that's happening.

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He just murdered his opponent in prison.

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I would like to see a Russian approach to ISIS, though.

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What?

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Wait, say that again?

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I would like to see a Russian approach to ISIS.

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What are they going to do?

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So I thought about that earlier.

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I was like, yeah.

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So now Russia just had their own kind of 9-11 in a way.

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They had their own.

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Just like ISIS came and did some savage shit, killed a bunch of innocent people and took

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credit for it.

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And so now you've got Putin's on a pressure.

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So pull your troops out of Ukraine.

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The whole world loves that.

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And then go fuck up ISIS.

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The whole world loves that.

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You want to change Russia's reputation, pull out of Ukraine and go fuck up ISIS and you'll

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be the hero.

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And that could be like a play by play.

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Like, oh, fuck, what am I doing over here?

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I'm going to send them over there.

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Exactly.

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Refocus your rage is like a good way to think of it.

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What's that?

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Refocus the rage.

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Might be their only way out.

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I bet Ukraine would help.

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That would even repair relationships between the countries.

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It would be like, oh, we were fighting each other for so long.

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Fuck it.

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Let's fight together.

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Go kill ISIS.

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What is this, Avengers Endgame?

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Yeah.

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But do they become us in Japan at that point?

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I don't know.

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Are they dropping bombs?

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That's what we did.

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I mean, I'm-

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Are they hitting Nagasaki?

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No, because-

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No, if they go after ISIS.

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Oh, man.

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So you're saying like, what if Russia nukes like a- what country is ISIS?

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Well, they're not.

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That's the problem.

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They're just a lot of like South-Eastern-

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Not what country is ISIS, but what country do they hang out at the most and take-

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Afghanistan.

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Afghanistan.

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Syria.

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Syria.

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Which is the one that, yeah, we pulled out, right?

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And so then they just sort of took over as a- they took over-

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Oh, yeah, they came in and took all the old equipment and all that.

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Yeah.

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And they're like, okay, we got bombs.

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Russia's got bombs.

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Russia's not afraid to fuck shit up either, so they'll go after an innocent country right

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next door to them.

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Imagine the guy-

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It's great, watch these.

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I mentioned this earlier during the tough shit backstage at the Tough Sheds show, but

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ISIS is like really fucked up.

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All they had to do was play a little bit of Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2, and they would

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have completely won their mission, and they just- no, we did that shit.

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I know.

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No, Russia.

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Of course you did.

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It's like Russian-American-

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No Russian?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, that's a- for the people at home that aren't gamers, the mission No Russian, which

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when you put on Modern Warfare 2, it asks you right in the beginning, there's a pretty

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sensitive level, do you want to skip it?

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Yeah, you want to skip it if you want.

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And of course you say, fuck no, I don't want to skip it.

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I actually replayed it.

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I did it the first time, and I was like, eh, restart checkpoint, let's go again.

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Oh shit.

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Yeah, I wanted to relive that, but like a little better.

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I wanted to miss less.

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Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

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First of all, we don't fucking talk about politics on this show.

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Second of all, Andy, great diversion when I asked you what fucking happened when you

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got to the show, you didn't have any of your shit.

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Who fucking came and saved our fucking asses?

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One being Jesse Hart, which I love that motherfucker to death, I wish he was here.

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But also, motherfucking Kagan came through.

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I messaged him, he got back to me within like five minutes and was like, what do you fucking

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need?

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Yeah, Keegan showed up.

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I'm chronically online, so.

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Dude, Keegan's been one of my favorite guests on the show.

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He's only been on one episode, but I would have him on every episode.

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But I'm talking about you, you're not like you're not here.

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Yeah, I don't exist, I'm a ghost.

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We really are the only three podcasts going on in this whole region.

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It's Lakeside Legends, who I just met a couple of the hosts for, they're great.

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I know the third host too, and Completely Compromised and Fried Rice.

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Those are the only three that are really like doing anything right now.

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I've been on two other ones that are now defunct.

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Now You Listen podcast, I was on there representing Mojave Comedy and Philosopher and the Comedian.

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That's all that's left.

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We're two thirds of the podcast.

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And we keep turning them out no matter what the feedback.

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Have we gotten any, have we gotten calls?

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Well, I one person from our wives that are well, no, no, I think like a fan, someone

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that I someone that I met that was like, like not like a friend friend, but like, are you

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using the term fan?

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That's what you used?

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Yeah, we have a fan.

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We have, I think a few fans.

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We just turned it off.

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No, no, no, but just to solidify this, like when we went to Kingman, you know, like the

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dark iron printing guys, I know that they were on the show previously, but they listened

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to the show.

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Like, so they're and they come, they like brought stuff up when we were there.

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Dude, they're so cool.

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They're fucking coolest dudes.

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I'm friends with Facebook friends with one of them.

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Haven't had the other guy yet.

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But they're dope.

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They, they were great guests.

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Super friendly.

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I want to work.

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We might have them on as regular or as like another, another set.

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Anyway, King, we could talk about King Kong a little bit.

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Yeah, King Kong or King Kong.

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No, we're talking about the comic con that we went to last week.

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I haven't seen the new King Kong.

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So if you spoil it for me, I won't be depressed.

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I won't.

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But I try to come up with fun names for these episodes.

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And so far, the working title for that one, because the movie we reviewed was Planet of

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the Apes.

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And this was at a comic con called King Kong.

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So it's called Mighty Joe Young King Kong 2024 Planet of the Apes review.

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I also dropped the ball that day, too.

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In what way?

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So King Kong, it was my first King Kong.

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I wasn't at the last one.

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I listened to the last one.

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It seemed so fun.

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I show up.

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My mom got into crocheting.

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Oh, you do a little weed podcast.

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Let me make some weed merch for you guys.

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So I got these little bud necklaces, weed beanies, big giant like pillow nugs, which

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we're going to sell on our website.

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So go to Fried Rice Podcast dot com and we'll have a link that'll bring you to the Etsy.

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I'm assuming is going to be.

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She wants to do it through.

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She doesn't want like to.

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She wants it to be for us.

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So just like message us on fried rice Instagram and I'll get the message.

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I'll put the order in.

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We'll send it to you.

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Yeah.

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Fried Rice Instagram.

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Just send a message saying I want one of the no the buddies.

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They are dispensaries are reaching out to us.

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They want to sell them at their stores.

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They're adorable.

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Ladies and gentlemen, she uses extremely high quality materials and she knits these adorable.

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I mean, they are the cutest fucking things.

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If you're into weed culture, even slightly, they're adorable.

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They have like little eyes, googly eyes on them.

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And they they're it's almost like Pet Rock.

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But like but even not weed culture.

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We had people coming up at Comic Con that wanted them that were not.

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They weren't into weed culture.

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Some of them.

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They didn't know what they were.

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They just thought they were cute.

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Yeah.

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But and I dropped the ball because I brought all this stuff and we we were selling them

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live at shows like like bags of weed.

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So I put like it's like a big Nug pillow and it's in a Ziploc bag and it says like, you

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know, one ounce and it's like thirty dollars.

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Such good.

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And I had a whole pile of them just on the table like it was a fucking cartel drug bust.

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And I sit down and I'm like, yeah, it's going to be fun.

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And then like 12 kids, children, young children came and sat down in the podcast room and

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I just kind of let that shit lay there.

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I'm like, I got to sell this shit.

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None of the kids bought any.

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None of the kids bought any.

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Thank God or damn.

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No parents complained either.

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OK, let's let's address this.

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We didn't get it.

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We didn't address this last time.

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I'm walking around with this fried rice podcast shirt when I when I go to these things.

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OK.

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I'm just walking around with the fried rice podcast shirt.

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It has a bowl of rice.

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It has our logo on it.

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It's a fucking bowl of rice with a weed fucking thing on it.

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It's that what that is.

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You got a bunch of adolescent children to scream, let's get fried before we started.

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You're God.

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That's crazy.

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Yeah, that was.

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I mean, weed's legal now.

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It's like it's so is alcohol.

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You could have said, let's get drunk like all these kids.

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That's my cigarette.

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Well, at least you're not as bad as Dan Schneider.

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I haven't watched that yet.

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I was like the first two episodes and I see all the buzz and I'm like, oh, fuck, I got

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to keep watching more.

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I mean, I've seen stuff online about how bad he is, but I want to watch the documentary.

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He's pretty bad.

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I watched it.

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I watched it last night.

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Well, it's a docu series.

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Yeah.

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I think it's only four episodes.

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I don't think they're making anymore.

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But no, Dan was pretty bad.

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But the people that he hired were worse.

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Oh, yeah.

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Drake Bell had something interesting to say.

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And just because the episodes came out, like everyone's yelling at Josh Peck.

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Yeah.

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And then Josh Peck was like he called Drake and Drake had to like make like a FaceTime

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or live and be like, hey, no, he talked to me.

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He knows what's going on.

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He's cool.

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Everyone be nice.

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And everyone's like reaching out like the guy from Ned's Declassified is like speaking

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out now.

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Yeah, it's all Nickelodeon kids.

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It's all the Nickelodeon kids.

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Yeah.

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Amanda.

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There's a crazy there's a crazy name in there.

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Amanda Bynes was according to my mom, Amanda Bynes was spotted near where I live.

446
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Yeah, we're I would.

447
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Yeah, you need to get her on the podcast.

448
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And I've always had a crush on her.

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Yeah, on the podcast, for sure.

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Get her on the podcast because she's I mean, I don't know what she's what she's up to now.

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She's apparently.

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And the barrel.

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What a cool Amanda Farrow.

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According to like things I've heard, she's like just trying to live a normal life and

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like trying to be like a hairstylist or something like that.

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Oh, yeah.

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You could use a trim.

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So I've dated a couple of those.

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I kind of know the run around.

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OK, so I have to go to a bunch of salons.

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Good thing I grew up here.

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Yeah, I need you to straighten my hair.

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You're going to each one.

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You get your hair.

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I like I like face tattoos.

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I could use a Brazilian wax.

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You know, yeah.

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I thought you were going to say BBL like a Brazilian butt lift.

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I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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How did we go to plastic surgery?

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As long as Dan Snyder didn't use the whole lobster time thing in those episodes as like

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a metaphor for crabs.

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We're good, baby.

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Let's go.

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I still need to.

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There's a lot of horrible.

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There's a lot of horrible innuendos in the Nickelodeon shows.

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I was like, damn, those went over my head as a kid.

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A lot of feet.

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And I'm like, I know I don't remember that.

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Like this dude on YouTube, I think it might be August the Duck, but he did a he did a

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tangent alert.

483
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Well, no, it's 100 percent talking about Dan Snyder.

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It's it's on.

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It's the same thing.

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But I've seen YouTube content where the guy talks about how fucking creepy this dude is

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so I've only seen that.

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But you motherfucker, like, stay in your fucking.

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No, I will say I will say, though, there is a crazy name that gets thrown in the docu

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series like caught me out of like left field.

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I was like, holy shit.

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No way.

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I'm not going to spoil it for you guys.

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But I was like, holy shit.

495
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Yeah, what are these friends with that guy?

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What a weird spoiler.

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What a weird spoiler.

498
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I kind of want this spoiled.

499
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I'm a little completely compromised myself.

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I might just crash here and just download Macs on my phone and watch it.

501
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Oh, I bought it.

502
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I bought it.

503
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I'm just going to buy it.

504
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Screw it.

505
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:39,560
Buy what?

506
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The docu series instead of renting or instead of getting Max.

507
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Yeah, they have free trials.

508
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Yeah, but I'm a wait.

509
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Hold on.

510
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Are you clipping it for your soundboard?

511
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First of all, what do you I see a lot of glowing buttons on your soundboard.

512
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Yeah, they've been amazing so far.

513
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I kind of do.

514
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I kind of want to poke.

515
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I only have the the air horn, the applause, the record scratch, the crickets, the chimes,

516
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the trombone in the rim shot on here right now.

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I have it.

518
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But I do have a sensor.

519
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But I listen to completely compromise every episode.

520
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:15,860
So much fun to listen to.

521
00:21:15,860 --> 00:21:21,280
And I just love occasionally hearing a sound like noise just based on whatever they're

522
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,880
you guys don't have headphones on so far.

523
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:23,880
He's been crushing.

524
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:27,040
That's another thing I want to point out where two of us are sharing a mic because we are

525
00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:28,360
completely compromised right now.

526
00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:29,720
We really are.

527
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:31,840
And also only two guys have headphones.

528
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:34,120
So only they can hear what's on the soundboard.

529
00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:36,800
I mean, I'm laughing when I watch him just start tapping the button.

530
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:37,800
Oh, shit, they're listening.

531
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:40,000
I'm getting just as much joy from.

532
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,000
Exactly.

533
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:44,160
No, he's been it's been good timing.

534
00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:47,240
So let's do the let's do what are we smoking?

535
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:49,040
Because this fucking killed me already.

536
00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:50,040
It's the pew.

537
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:51,040
Yeah.

538
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:52,040
Madeys, Mattes.

539
00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:53,040
I said this last time.

540
00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:55,560
But somebody what is that?

541
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:56,560
Malthus?

542
00:21:56,560 --> 00:22:00,680
There's no L. Yes, the blind guy.

543
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:01,680
What?

544
00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:02,680
Mattes.

545
00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:03,680
Mattes.

546
00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:05,760
That's how I would say that.

547
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:06,760
All right.

548
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:07,760
Let's let's get it.

549
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:10,760
Let me see that thing.

550
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:12,480
Russian and English.

551
00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:15,320
Can you fondle Mattes?

552
00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:17,880
Mattes as in testicles.

553
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:18,880
Sure.

554
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:27,920
When I went to go to hang in so far, I went to I went backpacking across Europe when I

555
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:29,800
was younger with my buddy, Sean.

556
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:37,040
And one of the places we went was Scotland and there was a testicle with like an animated

557
00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:40,160
testicle on the glass of some shop.

558
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:45,800
And his name was a Oh, God, it was like it was like something like Willie, the testicle

559
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:49,520
says make sure to make sure to clean your balls.

560
00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:52,240
Willie and it was like it was either clean your balls.

561
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:56,720
Yeah, no, no, I'm telling you, there were eighth grade where they had the sperm and

562
00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:57,720
talk.

563
00:22:57,720 --> 00:22:58,720
It's the same.

564
00:22:58,720 --> 00:22:59,720
It's the same.

565
00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:01,960
This is the same sex ed with it.

566
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:02,960
They had a talking sperm.

567
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:06,320
Wait, they had the talking sperm from Jurassic Park.

568
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:11,040
Oh, yeah, paperclip instead of a sperm.

569
00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:14,720
Sex ed got ruined for me when I was in elementary school because they had the like the video

570
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:15,720
and everything.

571
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:20,220
And they're like the teacher came out was like just before we start everyone just before

572
00:23:20,220 --> 00:23:22,960
we start penis, penis, penis, penis, penis.

573
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:27,320
The teacher came out and then any questions was ashamed of being a man after that.

574
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:29,720
I was like, I got one of those.

575
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:32,360
But a kid came out and was like, I have a question.

576
00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:33,360
And he's like, yeah, go ahead.

577
00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:37,120
He's like, so like, is it actually a bone?

578
00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:40,320
Oh, and that ruins.

579
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:41,320
I thought that was so funny.

580
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:44,080
It ruins the rest of I don't remember anything.

581
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:48,520
I regular sex ed like fifth grade, whatever sixth grade, seventh, you know, you get like

582
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:49,520
health class.

583
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:53,640
But I did a EMT class in college.

584
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:58,480
And part of it, they show you how to deliver a baby out in the wild.

585
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:03,280
And it's straight up a movie filmed in the 80s or 70s.

586
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:04,960
That's just a woman giving birth.

587
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:06,520
They just jump up and down on her stomach.

588
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:08,520
She's just shitting out a baby.

589
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:10,880
It's a real birth.

590
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:12,240
She's shitting a baby.

591
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:14,920
That's what it looks like.

592
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:18,900
It's but she's in a she's in a basement grabbing a tree flooding.

593
00:24:18,900 --> 00:24:20,800
What the fuck is this German torture porn?

594
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:21,800
What the fuck?

595
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:22,800
That sounds kind of like.

596
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:26,120
Oh, the movies that we watched in health class were different than what you've had since

597
00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:27,120
porno.

598
00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:28,120
Yes.

599
00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:32,320
And the link educational for hashtag Lincoln bio.

600
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:34,040
We just got from what are we smoking?

601
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:35,040
Is that all we're smoking?

602
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:36,760
Well, I have other joints.

603
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:42,200
I'm going to add drinking because I got one of the fans from the show gave me a beer from

604
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:45,360
our local mud shark brewery and it's called Full Moon.

605
00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:48,560
So I don't know if you had Blue Moon before, but this tastes way fucking better.

606
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:51,680
Oh, I can't believe you didn't give that to the host, though.

607
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:53,040
Mud shark sponsor us.

608
00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:54,040
What did you give the host?

609
00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:56,040
What did I Hank the host?

610
00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:59,080
No, no, the host of the podcast, the host of the podcast.

611
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:01,080
What did you give us?

612
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:03,080
Oh, yeah.

613
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:04,080
Geez.

614
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:09,040
A good classic American Coors banquet six pack.

615
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:11,360
Yeah, because we finished the show.

616
00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:13,160
We're folding up chairs.

617
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:14,920
Nick tells me he's on his way.

618
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:16,480
Keegan tells me he's on his way.

619
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:19,680
I'm still standing there folding up chairs talking to people.

620
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:21,840
Guys are like coming up to me like, hey, thanks for a good show.

621
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:22,840
I want to come to the next one.

622
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:24,320
Blah, blah, blah, blah.

623
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:28,480
And I'm like, I tell Andy and Mike, like, I got to I got to fucking get to the house

624
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:30,800
before anyone else does.

625
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:32,840
And you guys actually got there before me.

626
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:34,800
Anyways, I stopped at the gas station.

627
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:38,480
I was like, I got to get like a six pack or something because I don't have anything in

628
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:39,920
this fridge right now.

629
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:41,440
So I just Coors banquet.

630
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:42,440
Boom.

631
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:44,360
Just saw I grabbed it, bought it 10 bucks.

632
00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:45,840
And now let's read our fortunes.

633
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:47,200
But we will.

634
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:53,120
But I have to say how that actually went down is that Austin gave us a curse.

635
00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:54,120
Do you want a beer?

636
00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:55,400
Everybody want a beer?

637
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:58,240
Pulled out these curse banquets and gave to all of us.

638
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,640
And that's a beer with conviction, Mike.

639
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:01,640
It's a beer with conviction.

640
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:09,960
And then on Saturday Night Live, believing motherfucker, then cracks open this full moon.

641
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:14,240
It says, well, I got a beer to fuck you guys.

642
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:15,960
I mean, honestly, that's a baller move.

643
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:17,680
What beer did you fucking bring?

644
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:18,680
My shit.

645
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:19,680
It's a power.

646
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:25,400
What I brought was sour gummies, which I can't see.

647
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,280
But they work really well.

648
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:28,280
You didn't even know.

649
00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:31,720
Maybe I was trying to do something nice for you, Mike.

650
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:34,800
I'm like, what's an old bitch drink?

651
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:35,800
Coors banquet.

652
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:36,800
You remember he members.

653
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:37,800
He member damn cowboy.

654
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:46,920
And then you just shit on me.

655
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:48,920
I love the rivalry.

656
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:52,360
Let's read our I think there's a little saying on the each of the banquet caps.

657
00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:56,200
Mine says an honest day's work might take days.

658
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:57,800
That's pretty funny.

659
00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:01,600
Mine also says an honest day's work might take days.

660
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:02,600
Something about days.

661
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:03,600
Keegan.

662
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:05,960
Mine says the official cowboy beer.

663
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:08,760
Well, that's not as well as Marlboro's.

664
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:11,160
Can I get a Marlboro sponsor for my show?

665
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:13,160
What were cowboys like?

666
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:14,160
Yeah.

667
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:15,480
What were they like?

668
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:16,480
You know what?

669
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:17,480
Actually, here's an interesting thing else.

670
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:22,480
We're not calling you.

671
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:26,160
You know, what's interesting about cowboys from what I have heard.

672
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:27,160
So this is speculative.

673
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:28,640
It could be correct.

674
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:35,680
But the whole cowboy era, not that long, like 20, 30 years of like of our history.

675
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:40,600
It was like such a short serious years, if that and they were all closetedly gay, like

676
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:42,400
deeply closetedly gay.

677
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:46,200
And Brokeback Mountain is a documentary on that.

678
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:48,080
Jake, change my mind.

679
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:53,080
Well, Jay, speaking of Jake, if you think about it, though, going to the West had to

680
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:55,200
be kind of it was kind of their only.

681
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:57,000
You get real lonely up in them hills.

682
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,560
It's that looks like the samurai myth or like the whole horse.

683
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:03,240
You want to be the guy that fucked a dude or a horse?

684
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:04,240
Yeah.

685
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:06,240
I don't know what you like.

686
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:09,800
I don't think I want to be the do the fuck this hand.

687
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:11,560
Honestly, here's the OK.

688
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:12,560
Here's the thing.

689
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:14,960
So obviously, BCL is gross and wrong.

690
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,160
And there's nothing wrong with gay sex if you're into it.

691
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:23,440
But I do think if it was something I wasn't into and then I had it with someone, I think

692
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:26,940
I'd rather be maybe the horse back in the day because then you don't have any awkward

693
00:28:26,940 --> 00:28:28,680
conversations with your crew.

694
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:29,680
Yeah.

695
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:31,280
When you're riding the horse can't tell their secrets.

696
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:32,280
Yeah.

697
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:35,600
There's a lot of fucking open prairie where you're just riding around.

698
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:36,600
You just like, hey, man.

699
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:37,600
So yeah.

700
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:38,600
Yeah.

701
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:42,280
And then the horse starts talking like Mr. Ed.

702
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:43,280
Yeah.

703
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:46,400
I could barely feel it.

704
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:48,000
Those cowboys know horses, too.

705
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,400
So I'll know if you're fucking your horse.

706
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:53,840
You're actually your horse really likes you for summer.

707
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:56,720
Why is your horse walking with a limp?

708
00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:58,240
Why does your horse smell weird?

709
00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:00,360
Yeah, it smells like bleach.

710
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:03,040
Wait, your horse comes when you whistle?

711
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:07,480
No, only when I fuck it.

712
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:11,160
This is brought to us by Bell Ringer.

713
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:13,160
Joy this bell ringer.

714
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:16,000
We're doing a sponsor.

715
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,840
Your new editor is going to be like, are two guys sharing mics right now?

716
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:19,840
It's going to be very hard.

717
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:20,840
I'm going to need an advance.

718
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:23,600
Well, it's better than sharing a horse.

719
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:25,920
Austin, is it difficult to edit?

720
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:30,600
No, it's mixed down into like one track.

721
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:32,600
OK, that's good.

722
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:41,200
Jesus, you have my heart racing because I was like, oh, no, I can't.

723
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:45,080
I was like, God, I hope this is I don't have to edit five different things right now.

724
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:50,240
Like when I get home, Andy is now exactly as high as you need to be to not know what's

725
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:52,360
going on around him.

726
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:53,360
We got to bring Andy back.

727
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:54,360
Andy, what's going on?

728
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:56,440
Is Andy on the wall speaking to you?

729
00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:58,000
Well, I will say this.

730
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:02,960
It's minor, minor, minor, minor spoilers for Final Fantasy seven because because of the

731
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:03,960
spoiler.

732
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:04,960
Listen, Dan, that was a lot of minors.

733
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:12,560
I was trying to get a hold of Andy for the past two days about our venue deals.

734
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:17,840
And this guy, whenever he's alone, he just becomes an Amish man and just does not have

735
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:18,840
a phone.

736
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:21,600
And I don't know how you can be Amish and love Star Trek at the same time.

737
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:22,600
You just can't.

738
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:23,600
No, I think actually.

739
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:27,520
You can because it's very hard to kind of is a little Amish.

740
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:30,080
I know they're very pro technol.

741
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:35,280
If the Amish were OK with technology, which I know kind of goes against the whole Amish

742
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:36,280
thing.

743
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:41,280
But if they kept their core values of nonviolence and peaceful negotiation, I do think they

744
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:42,840
would join Starfleet.

745
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:49,680
Like if Starfleet found an Amish race of aliens, I think they would be comfortable joining

746
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:53,680
Starfleet because I think Starfleet would be OK with not giving them technology.

747
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:55,480
I feel like they'd get bored.

748
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:56,480
Who would the Amish?

749
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:58,880
They're not building any physical bridges.

750
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:01,080
Sure, they're building like it's cool.

751
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:03,960
Imagine your ass is a way for my mom.

752
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:04,960
Alien Rumsbringer.

753
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:05,960
Wow.

754
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:07,960
What the fuck was that?

755
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:10,800
What would that be all about?

756
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:11,800
Good ass William.

757
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:12,800
Will he shatter about all that?

758
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:13,800
She's going to cling on.

759
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:14,800
All right.

760
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:17,720
Did you say that would make a good movie?

761
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:18,720
Alien Rumsbringer.

762
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:21,440
It's just a planet of fucking Amish.

763
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:23,560
I'm so down to this.

764
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:26,440
And it's all just Project X in space.

765
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:28,440
You could be my dad.

766
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:33,440
They get a little flying alien camera or like a little flying orb.

767
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:35,680
It follows them around, but it's kind of shaky camera.

768
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:37,000
It's like Wally almost like.

769
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,000
Produced by Dan Schneider.

770
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,000
Oh my God.

771
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,360
Do we put Pursuit of Happen?

772
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:42,640
Do you put that Kid Cudi song?

773
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:43,640
Fucking.

774
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:46,640
At some point they just get fucking wrecked.

775
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:50,080
One repeat, that's just the whole album to the movies.

776
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:54,040
You know, here on the podcast, we constantly come up with great movie ideas.

777
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:55,040
This is one of them.

778
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:57,080
It is Alien Rumsbringer.

779
00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:58,560
Alien Rumsbringer.

780
00:31:58,560 --> 00:31:59,560
Yeah.

781
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:05,400
And so, OK, this is pumpkin spice latte joints and they are strong as they are.

782
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:06,400
Yeah.

783
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:13,080
The carbonate flavorful indoor flower, Keef and moja sauce diamonds.

784
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:14,080
Moja sauce.

785
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:15,080
Yeah.

786
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:17,080
I don't know what that is.

787
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:18,080
Anyway.

788
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:19,080
That was what are we smoking?

789
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:20,080
Yeah.

790
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:21,080
It's in my lungs now.

791
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:22,080
Yeah.

792
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:23,080
I'm pretty high.

793
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:24,080
How's everyone doing?

794
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:25,080
Good.

795
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:29,080
I think I'm going to crack open a nice cold Coors banquet.

796
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:30,080
Nice.

797
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:31,080
We'll see what your cap says.

798
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:32,080
Can I get a water?

799
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:33,080
Yeah.

800
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:34,080
Hell yeah.

801
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:37,080
Well, now I am too high.

802
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,080
Oh no.

803
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:40,080
Who's carrying the show?

804
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:41,080
Promos.

805
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:42,080
For what?

806
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:44,080
For these gentlemen that are with us today.

807
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:45,080
Oh yeah.

808
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:46,080
Plug your stuff a little bit.

809
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:47,080
Talk about your podcast.

810
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:54,040
Well, I've got a show called Completely Compromised and it's me and my, you know, fat gay Polish

811
00:32:54,040 --> 00:33:01,560
friend and we don't stray from the depths of humanity and comedy.

812
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:02,560
Anything is on the table.

813
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:03,560
I like that.

814
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:04,560
Yeah.

815
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:07,320
What's the most controversial thing you've ever talked about on the show?

816
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:08,320
Oh God.

817
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:11,360
There's way too many to choose from.

818
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:12,880
Give us a recent one.

819
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:15,560
A recent one?

820
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:20,960
I think the most recent one was Women's Month.

821
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:24,940
Women's Month was better than Black History Month.

822
00:33:24,940 --> 00:33:26,460
They get extra days.

823
00:33:26,460 --> 00:33:27,720
That is true.

824
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:28,720
That is true.

825
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:29,720
Oh yeah.

826
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:30,720
Black History.

827
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:31,720
They get the smallest amount of days.

828
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:32,720
It's February.

829
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:33,720
Yeah.

830
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:36,200
I think episode 14 was called like Women's History Hour.

831
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:37,200
Yeah.

832
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:38,200
I saw that.

833
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:39,200
I had to listen to it.

834
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:40,840
Which I got halfway through and then Google podcast disappeared.

835
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:42,640
So now I have to go listen to it again.

836
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:44,560
Also by the way, sorry, but that's all I had.

837
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:48,600
I gave you the guy running the soundboard the most spillable cup of water.

838
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:49,600
Yeah.

839
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:51,280
It looks like a stolen cup from a restaurant.

840
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:54,320
You did steal it from a restaurant actually.

841
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:55,320
It's like a Pizza Hut.

842
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:57,320
Me and Lucky Borelli went to Shoguns.

843
00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:59,160
I was literally going to say it looks like a Shogun cup.

844
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:00,920
The Statute of Limitations has passed.

845
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:03,080
So I stole this cup.

846
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:07,920
It's a red clear Coca-Cola cup with Asian lettering on it.

847
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:08,920
It's pretty dope.

848
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:10,560
It does have like Korean lettering on it.

849
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:12,920
And the actual Coca-Cola one too on the other side.

850
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:13,920
Yeah.

851
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:14,920
But it's not Korean.

852
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:15,920
It's their custom.

853
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:17,520
That was literally all I had to serve you a drink.

854
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:19,120
What does your banquet cap say?

855
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:21,720
If you're going to steal cool stuff.

856
00:34:21,720 --> 00:34:22,720
Yeah, right.

857
00:34:22,720 --> 00:34:26,120
Like that one time I extol the margarita mixer from Chili's.

858
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:30,080
Oh, I did that too once after 14 margaritas.

859
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:31,080
It was insane.

860
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:32,200
The big one?

861
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:33,200
The actual?

862
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:35,480
The little clear blue ones that they had for a while.

863
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:36,480
The countertop one.

864
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:37,480
They were doing the multiples and then the countertop one.

865
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:38,480
I thought you were talking about the frozen margarita mixer.

866
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:41,480
Oh, no, I feel like that is baller.

867
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:44,000
I feel like that's baller.

868
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:50,200
I threw my cap away because my fortune's unwritten.

869
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:55,240
Tried to white spiritual girl my way out of that one.

870
00:34:55,240 --> 00:34:57,440
Almost majestic, but I'm not going to let it slide.

871
00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:59,240
You had a bit going on.

872
00:34:59,240 --> 00:35:00,240
You fucked the dog on this one.

873
00:35:00,240 --> 00:35:01,240
Everyone was going to read their caps.

874
00:35:01,240 --> 00:35:02,240
I fucked the horse on this one?

875
00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:03,240
Yeah, you fucked the horse on this one.

876
00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:04,240
You're the horse fucker in this area.

877
00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:07,240
This is exactly why they wouldn't have let us a red Baron.

878
00:35:07,240 --> 00:35:10,000
Yeah, it would have gone this far.

879
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,840
I'd be like, Austin threw his cap out.

880
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:13,840
Get the fuck out.

881
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:14,840
Get out of here, man.

882
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:17,840
Can I finish my pizza though?

883
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:18,840
No.

884
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:19,840
No, it'd frisbee that shit.

885
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:22,360
No, you can take it out of the trash bag.

886
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:26,480
So Kingman Comic Con, that was great.

887
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:29,000
We had a place we went with all those kids.

888
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,000
Yeah.

889
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,000
It was fun.

890
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,000
It was fun.

891
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,800
We had to do clean comedy, clean stand up show, which was-

892
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:38,160
The dad joke competition was brilliant.

893
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:40,840
Whoever's idea that was, I'd fucking hold it.

894
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:41,840
It was one of the kids.

895
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:48,840
So I walked up earlier and the dude, I think his name's Chris, the guy running at the stage,

896
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:54,800
like the stage manager guy, he had this ugly jigglypuff shirt and all the kids were kind

897
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:56,200
of wanting it.

898
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:59,560
And he was deciding who to give it to.

899
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:04,720
We mentioned the comedy show and she's like, why don't we do an ugly dad joke contest?

900
00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:05,720
For the sweater.

901
00:36:05,720 --> 00:36:06,720
And I was like, great.

902
00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:10,840
And so when I brought that up, it just went off without a hitch because then we had a

903
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:13,160
line of kids ready to go.

904
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:18,560
The guy, big Mike certified just shows up with a box of prizes for me to give out to

905
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:19,840
everybody.

906
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:21,780
So it was awesome.

907
00:36:21,780 --> 00:36:23,160
Everyone got like these little alien dolls.

908
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:24,600
It was fucking dope.

909
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:26,960
And some of the jokes were kind of funny.

910
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:30,000
One lady, one lady managed to get up there.

911
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:33,880
Ryan let this girl up there and she made like a joke about furries.

912
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:35,480
She did not understand the assignment.

913
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:36,480
There are children here.

914
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:38,960
Oh yeah, she definitely was fucking R rated, bro.

915
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:41,520
At least PG 13 hard.

916
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:45,600
During the podcast even, like we thought we were going to be too dirty.

917
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:47,320
The kids were too dirty.

918
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:48,320
Oh yeah.

919
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:50,480
That one kid brought up like dark.

920
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:52,880
That one kid's like, my parents are dead.

921
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:54,560
I live on the streets.

922
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,080
I fucking, I don't even know.

923
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:58,080
He like takes his girlfriends like, let's go baby.

924
00:36:58,080 --> 00:36:59,080
I got abused in the fog.

925
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:00,080
Who is he?

926
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:01,080
Can I get him on my show?

927
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:06,080
If you're listening kid, completely compromised on Instagram.

928
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:09,320
Shout out for being the realest dude on the street right now.

929
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:13,360
I mean he did look like a character from Naruto while saying all this.

930
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:18,680
So it did kind of take away some of the like Batman vibes or the Robin vibes or whatever.

931
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:19,680
But he had cred.

932
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:21,120
Those other kids were like, no.

933
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:22,520
And he took her too.

934
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:25,200
Remember his girlfriend or whatever was there.

935
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:26,200
Oh yeah.

936
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:28,880
He had cred with those other kids because it was another kid.

937
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:30,800
No, he really, that's all true.

938
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:33,440
And he even saved this girl from some shit.

939
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:35,800
I don't know what, but it was crazy.

940
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:40,160
You might've just pointed out there's some underground Kingman kid fight club that that

941
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:42,560
kid is like the Brad Pitt of.

942
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:43,560
Yeah.

943
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:44,560
Dude.

944
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:45,560
That's awesome.

945
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:46,560
It is weird.

946
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:47,560
It was awesome.

947
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:50,440
He's like, he looked like he was 15, 16 and he's just like, yeah, I live on the streets.

948
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:53,600
And he had a really dirty face.

949
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:55,720
And I don't know if that was part of the costume or not.

950
00:37:55,720 --> 00:37:57,720
I don't know if it was like the Naruto character.

951
00:37:57,720 --> 00:38:00,080
He had a Rorschach vibe to him.

952
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:02,920
It was exactly what I was thinking the whole time.

953
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:03,920
I was like, is this real?

954
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:09,600
And then this kid and my wife is over there looking and going, should I save this kid?

955
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:12,240
Mrs. Larson was there.

956
00:38:12,240 --> 00:38:13,240
I was, yeah.

957
00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:14,520
You're talking about Rorschach vibes.

958
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:15,520
I looked at this kid.

959
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:21,880
I was like, is he here watching our podcasts or are we in here with him?

960
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:22,880
He looks here and here.

961
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:25,080
I'm not watching your podcast.

962
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:28,520
One girl last out at you.

963
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:30,040
For what?

964
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:31,640
Something about sentient dogs.

965
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:34,000
Oh, well, okay.

966
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:37,160
So we were talking about, we were talking about plan of the apes and I made the perfectly

967
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:44,920
reasonable point that the apes aren't that much in the wrong because they view humans,

968
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:48,880
they view humans as like pets, right?

969
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:56,800
And so you wouldn't want your pets rebelling or having the like active ability to like,

970
00:38:56,800 --> 00:39:00,480
you know, hold conversations with each other and shit.

971
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:06,400
So like, I argue that if dogs were to become just a little bit more smart, like where they

972
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:13,080
started talking, I think we should maybe start killing smart dogs because the next step is

973
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:14,160
they want rights.

974
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:17,600
I mean, isn't that what slave owners back in the day?

975
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:22,040
I did have to clarify that there was a black guy in the audience.

976
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:25,120
And he's like, wait a minute, wait a minute.

977
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:26,120
Hold up.

978
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:32,960
I turned to Byron and I went Byron, I'm not advocating that we should own humans or whatever.

979
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:36,080
But that was after where that whole thing started.

980
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:40,000
That entire, that girl's problem with him was not about that joke.

981
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:44,680
It was because when you first pointed around the audience, the very beginning of the show,

982
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:46,800
you're like, we have this person, this person here.

983
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:51,720
You said something like she was a cat and she got pissed because she was a fox, God

984
00:39:51,720 --> 00:39:52,720
damn it.

985
00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:53,720
And a specific kind of fox.

986
00:39:53,720 --> 00:39:54,720
Damn.

987
00:39:54,720 --> 00:39:55,720
You pulled a furry race.

988
00:39:55,720 --> 00:40:00,360
Oh yeah, you got a wildlife lesson from a little child.

989
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:06,800
My bad that some chick wearing ears and a fucking, I don't even know at this, at this

990
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:08,640
just sitting there.

991
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:10,000
I didn't know what animal she was.

992
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,680
I'm sorry, fox girl.

993
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:14,640
I thought you looked like a cat.

994
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:15,640
They're similar.

995
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:17,080
They're similar creatures.

996
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:19,640
That is Fennec Fox and do not forget it.

997
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:22,960
Dude, Andy's going to get a knock from the feds, the wildlife feds.

998
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:26,000
Peta is going to show up, kick down my door.

999
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:27,000
The feds are going to show up.

1000
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:30,120
They're going to be like, listen, dude, you're getting canceled over a dog.

1001
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:31,600
She's going to be standing behind him too.

1002
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:34,240
She's going to be standing behind him like, yeah, and honestly he said we should kill

1003
00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:35,240
dogs.

1004
00:40:35,240 --> 00:40:36,240
I did.

1005
00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:37,760
You know what?

1006
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:45,160
PETA, just on a side note, they're fucking kind of like the ISIS of just organizations

1007
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:47,480
that we allow to exist in America.

1008
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:48,480
Yeah.

1009
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:49,880
They are kind of terrorists.

1010
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:50,880
They're terrorists.

1011
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:51,880
I mean, like, I get it.

1012
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:53,840
They're fighting for a cause.

1013
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:58,760
Speaking of Final Fantasy seven, you do a lot of terrorist activities, but you're kind

1014
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:00,480
of doing it to save the planet.

1015
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:07,440
I feel like PETA does a lot of terrorist activities to save animals, but, oh, they made a game

1016
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:08,440
once.

1017
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:09,440
I'm not kidding you.

1018
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:15,400
Back in the day, they made a Pokemon game where it was you violently kill the animals.

1019
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,080
It was like, oh, I remember that game.

1020
00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:18,080
Yeah.

1021
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:19,080
Yeah.

1022
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:23,280
It was a version that just showed the horrific horror of capturing and forcing animals to

1023
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:25,280
fight to the death.

1024
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:26,280
And that's a power role.

1025
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:27,280
It's legal in Mexico.

1026
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:30,680
If you make them the cute little bunny, it's not as right.

1027
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:31,680
And it's not bad.

1028
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:33,480
It's not a bad game.

1029
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:37,800
It's better than, if we're talking about controversial games, it's better than Super Columbine Massacre

1030
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:38,800
RPG.

1031
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:39,800
Hell yeah.

1032
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:42,760
Well, I'll just wait because Microsoft bought all the studios, so they probably bought that

1033
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:43,760
one too.

1034
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:44,760
Oh shit.

1035
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:50,080
It's a game that's called Controversial Games JFK Reloaded, and all it is, it's just you

1036
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:51,220
restart.

1037
00:41:51,220 --> 00:41:54,280
When you hit restart, it's just you're at the window with a gun.

1038
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:55,280
Oh God.

1039
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:56,720
And he's coming around the corner.

1040
00:41:56,720 --> 00:41:59,120
And you make hamburger out of a president or what?

1041
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:03,680
It has the most realistic head blowing out of his fucking skull like animations.

1042
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:08,040
This came out a while ago, but it's actually, now here's the thing.

1043
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:09,040
Can you miss?

1044
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:12,520
Oh, it's so realistic.

1045
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:14,840
So is there like a trajectory to the point?

1046
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:16,520
You got good at this shot, did you?

1047
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:17,520
Well, okay.

1048
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:19,360
I had fun with it because- How about a VR?

1049
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:24,600
If you just get rid of the fact that it's the president, if you shoot the driver of

1050
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:30,200
any of the cars, any of his secret service cars or his car, they fucking just drive off

1051
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:35,520
into trees and then the secret service dudes jump on trying to save the president.

1052
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:37,360
And then they go through the tunnel.

1053
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:39,440
It's insane the amount of program they put into this.

1054
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:40,440
That's awesome.

1055
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:43,720
And then they've got like a freeze time thing and like set up a whole matrix scenario.

1056
00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:44,720
It came out too long ago.

1057
00:42:44,720 --> 00:42:45,720
They'd have to do a remaster.

1058
00:42:45,720 --> 00:42:47,260
Oh, let's go for it.

1059
00:42:47,260 --> 00:42:49,280
If they did a remaster for modern consoles.

1060
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:52,400
Like a sniper ghost warrior 4 JFK edition.

1061
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:53,880
It'll be a double game.

1062
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:57,720
It'll be like that new battlefront one and two they just released.

1063
00:42:57,720 --> 00:42:59,000
That's absolute fucking garbage.

1064
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,280
That's what made me rage quit three times.

1065
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:02,640
Costs just as much as all the battlefront games put together.

1066
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:07,240
It's going to be that JFK game and ethnic cleansing like a double pack.

1067
00:43:07,240 --> 00:43:08,240
Hell yeah.

1068
00:43:08,240 --> 00:43:09,240
But here's the thing.

1069
00:43:09,240 --> 00:43:13,680
It ranks you at the end on accuracy.

1070
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:15,160
How good you killed JFK?

1071
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:16,240
Yeah, yeah.

1072
00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:17,880
Because it's very specific.

1073
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:21,440
I think there's like three or four shots fired.

1074
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:27,480
One of them went through the back seat into someone's thigh.

1075
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:31,960
One of them hit like a bar and then the other one was like the kill shot or whatever.

1076
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:34,320
And then I think maybe even one hit him somewhere else.

1077
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:39,600
But when you're done it shows you the trajectory of each bullet that you shot.

1078
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:40,600
You zoom in.

1079
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:43,400
You see exactly where it pinged off and ricocheted.

1080
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:44,640
So it wants you to recreate it.

1081
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:49,360
And I think what it's trying to prove is not even like the fun of killing a president.

1082
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:51,920
But that's the best part though.

1083
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:53,920
We got to clip that out.

1084
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:55,920
Can you switch presidents?

1085
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:56,920
No, no.

1086
00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:57,920
Oh my god.

1087
00:43:57,920 --> 00:43:58,920
Oh my god.

1088
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:03,920
Dude, you're just behind Lincoln in the fucking.

1089
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:08,400
Jesus Christ.

1090
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:09,400
I love it.

1091
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:10,400
You jump off and then it's just.

1092
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:11,400
It's a running seat after.

1093
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:14,840
It rates you on how much gray matter you hit in his brain.

1094
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:18,840
And then how hard you hit the ground jumping off the balcony.

1095
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:21,640
And level two becomes age of empires from that point forward.

1096
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:22,640
Yeah.

1097
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:23,640
Oh, you just like the.

1098
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:24,640
History.

1099
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:25,640
Great.

1100
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:26,640
Shadow legends.

1101
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:31,000
The part three is like you're that fucking disease that killed.

1102
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,320
Poison right there.

1103
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:34,760
One president for thirty nine days.

1104
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:35,760
Millard.

1105
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:36,760
Bill Moore.

1106
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:39,920
Who's the guy that I remember?

1107
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:44,400
Which president was it that guy shot him on the street because he thought.

1108
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:45,400
Garfield?

1109
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:46,400
No, Reagan.

1110
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:47,400
Was it Reagan?

1111
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:48,400
Oh yeah.

1112
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:49,400
Jody Foster, right?

1113
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:50,400
Yeah.

1114
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:51,400
Because he thought.

1115
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:53,400
No, Jody Foster did not do it.

1116
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:54,400
No, no, no.

1117
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:55,400
It was because of Jody.

1118
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:56,400
Jesus Christ.

1119
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:59,400
You guys are breaking my ADHD brain.

1120
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:00,720
My Austin's.

1121
00:45:00,720 --> 00:45:05,880
The guy that shot Reagan did it because he thought it would make Jody Foster like him.

1122
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:06,880
Yes.

1123
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:07,880
So he did.

1124
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:08,880
That's the three quote.

1125
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:09,880
He survived.

1126
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:10,880
He's oh, that is the three.

1127
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:14,040
That guy after Lincoln reloaded.

1128
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:18,480
However well you do it, Reagan, that's what base you get to with Jody Foster.

1129
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:21,160
You get to a DM from Jody.

1130
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:22,280
So here's the crazy part.

1131
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:23,960
And this is a true story.

1132
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:29,120
When I was 18, I was dating a girl, her mom, best friends with Jody Foster.

1133
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:32,480
Jody Foster takes me and this girl out night on the town.

1134
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:33,480
We go to dinner.

1135
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:34,880
We go to an improv show.

1136
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:36,260
We hang out.

1137
00:45:36,260 --> 00:45:40,280
So I spent like a good four or five hours with Jody Foster when I was 18.

1138
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:42,160
And she's totally fucking cool.

1139
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:46,800
Except here's the problem is she knew who I was when I got in the car because I was talked

1140
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:47,800
about by the girl.

1141
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:51,760
And she's like, oh, speaking of which, the nickname I had, I have no idea why was the

1142
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:53,240
Amish guy full circle.

1143
00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:54,440
It really was.

1144
00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:56,560
And she and she goes, oh, you're the Amish kid or whatever.

1145
00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:59,520
And I was like, oh, ha ha, you heard about the thing that happened at camp where I met

1146
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:01,820
this girl.

1147
00:46:01,820 --> 00:46:05,720
And I was like, I loved you in The Forgotten.

1148
00:46:05,720 --> 00:46:06,720
She wasn't in that movie.

1149
00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:07,720
The Forgotten.

1150
00:46:07,720 --> 00:46:12,280
Why don't you go kill a president, jackass?

1151
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:13,280
You forgot.

1152
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:18,440
The Forgotten is a movie that came out the exact same time as a movie she was in called

1153
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:19,440
Flight Plan.

1154
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:26,920
And the story for both movies is mother mysteriously loses kid and everybody gaslights her into

1155
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:29,480
thinking that she never had a kid in the first place.

1156
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:31,120
One takes place on a plane.

1157
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:34,400
One takes place in New York or L.A. or whatever.

1158
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:35,960
And she's like, oh, I wasn't in that one.

1159
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:37,640
That's that's Julianne Moore.

1160
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:43,560
And then I looked it up later and Julianne Moore is the chick who replaced her as as

1161
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:48,160
Clarice in Hannibal.

1162
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:50,120
I could have said to her anything.

1163
00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:53,520
I could have said, oh, I loved you in Silence of the Lambs.

1164
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:55,000
I loved you in Contact.

1165
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,920
I loved you in anything.

1166
00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:00,120
And I say I loved you in a movie she wasn't in.

1167
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:02,000
And but she was very, very cool about it.

1168
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:05,480
And she still allowed me to accompany her on the rest of the evening.

1169
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:10,600
She's like, I've dealt with I've dealt with worst fans.

1170
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:15,000
And then afterwards, I looked up to see if Ronald Reagan was still alive because I thought

1171
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,600
fucking kill that guy because then I could get another.

1172
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:20,080
No, I'm not with Tony Foster.

1173
00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:23,000
OK, I think one of my favorite photos of Reagan is him getting off the plane.

1174
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,560
He's got like his head shaved because he had like brain surgery.

1175
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:26,560
Oh, yes.

1176
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:28,040
You know, yeah, no, it's a great photo.

1177
00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:31,480
He's like, I'm like, he's a drug.

1178
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:35,640
Yeah, it's like he's all like out of it and like, fuck, that's cool.

1179
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:36,640
Yeah, man.

1180
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:37,640
Oh, there he is.

1181
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:38,640
Like one of those.

1182
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:40,760
But I'm sure you can find adorable.

1183
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:45,120
You know, our current guy is just like, yeah, I mean, I don't encourage I don't want any,

1184
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:48,920
you know, like although would be really funny to be able to switch out presidents for JFK

1185
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:51,320
reloaded since we were talking about that was a great idea.

1186
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:53,000
What about what about a Teddy Roosevelt?

1187
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,520
Then he gets shot during a speech.

1188
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:55,520
He just kept going.

1189
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:56,520
He had he had.

1190
00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:57,520
There's like four or five.

1191
00:47:57,520 --> 00:47:58,520
Yeah, yeah.

1192
00:47:58,520 --> 00:47:59,520
28.

1193
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:00,880
How many fucking tools did that guy get into?

1194
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:01,880
It's a lot, right?

1195
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:04,880
John Adams, Battle Royale, 12 gauge.

1196
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:06,880
Battle Royale, John Adams.

1197
00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:13,160
There's a guy that got shot during a speech, but his set list was in his fucking like pocket.

1198
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:15,160
And he's like, yeah, I'm going to continue the speech.

1199
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:17,920
I think that was Ted Roosevelt.

1200
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:18,920
And he just kept going.

1201
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:20,920
Yeah, he was like, oh, fuck it.

1202
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:21,920
That's bad.

1203
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:28,960
But he I think it's Teddy Roosevelt that makes that led to the misnomer, the misinformation

1204
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:34,120
that piranhas, if you just get into a if you jump into a body of water with a bunch of

1205
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:38,120
piranhas, they're not going to get anywhere near you because they're fish and they're

1206
00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:40,000
afraid of fucking things in the water.

1207
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:45,920
They're not these pack animals that surround and devour things instantly.

1208
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:49,760
Wait, you mean that movie Piranha that was filmed here in Havasu was bullshit?

1209
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:50,760
Yeah.

1210
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:51,760
Yeah.

1211
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:52,760
RIP, Janna Michaels.

1212
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:54,480
But Piranha 3D was not.

1213
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:55,480
Who's Janna Michaels?

1214
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:56,480
Janna Michaels was in that movie.

1215
00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:57,480
She's like a porn star.

1216
00:48:57,480 --> 00:48:58,480
She just has like huge tits.

1217
00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:04,880
She was she was in the scene where fucking she's like parasailing and then she goes under

1218
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:09,280
the water like halfway and then comes back up and her torso is just like hanging.

1219
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:10,280
That sounds awful.

1220
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:14,680
I was on set when they filmed that movie like right there on Main Street, like right by

1221
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:19,040
like where Havasu Guns is like right the turnstreet to Glitch Park, Haiti.

1222
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:20,040
I'm checking out.

1223
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:21,280
But I was right there.

1224
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:25,600
I was a kid and I was like hanging out with like the cast members and shit.

1225
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:26,600
Just like talking to them.

1226
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:27,880
They had like a little food stand.

1227
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:30,840
I was eating food and they were like, well, we got to film this scene.

1228
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:32,840
So like, you know, go fucking over there.

1229
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:33,840
Little kid.

1230
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:34,840
Where's your parents?

1231
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:35,840
Go away.

1232
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:36,840
There's titties on set.

1233
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:40,640
There's a guy like standing there like with his kid, like watching them film it.

1234
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:42,680
And I was like, you know, this is pretty cool, huh?

1235
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:44,320
And he just totally cool guide me.

1236
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:45,880
And I just fucking hated that guy.

1237
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:49,000
It's so much to see an actor or is he just no, he was just there.

1238
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:50,480
And I was just like, yo, this is cool.

1239
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:51,480
They're filming a movie.

1240
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:54,000
I'm a little kid and you're a grown ass man.

1241
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,480
Like, you know, kid gives you a toy phone.

1242
00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:57,840
You answer that fucking phone call.

1243
00:49:57,840 --> 00:49:58,840
That kind of thing.

1244
00:49:58,840 --> 00:49:59,840
Yeah.

1245
00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:00,840
What a dick.

1246
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:04,800
When I was when I was like, I think probably eight or nine, I went to a nickel nickel arcade.

1247
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:07,040
Have you guys ever heard of that?

1248
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:08,720
Just everything costs a nickel instead of quarters.

1249
00:50:08,720 --> 00:50:09,720
Yeah.

1250
00:50:09,720 --> 00:50:10,720
Which was awesome.

1251
00:50:10,720 --> 00:50:15,880
And I met and I saw that there was a have you guys ever seen the movie under wraps?

1252
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:18,040
The Disney Channel original movie under wraps?

1253
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:24,240
Is that the new docuseries about terrible things that sounds like it?

1254
00:50:24,240 --> 00:50:27,820
No, like they made a sequel last year, the year before under wraps, too.

1255
00:50:27,820 --> 00:50:30,560
But it's about these three kids who have to the mummy comes alive and they have to keep

1256
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:33,120
the secret under under wraps.

1257
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:35,440
And he's also wrapped up because he's a man.

1258
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:36,440
I'm listening.

1259
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:37,800
And he's not a rapper.

1260
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:41,200
And I see I see one of the three.

1261
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:43,240
Oh, my God.

1262
00:50:43,240 --> 00:50:46,000
They got to keep his identity under wraps.

1263
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:49,880
They got to keep his identity under wraps because like he comes out and it's like,

1264
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:50,880
Michael Eisner.

1265
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:51,880
Yeah.

1266
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:52,880
Yeah.

1267
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:54,640
I don't think he says a fucking word to the whole thing.

1268
00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:55,640
The mummy.

1269
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:56,640
I think he just wow.

1270
00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:57,640
Yeah.

1271
00:50:57,640 --> 00:50:59,600
And then how much money do you think he made off that movie?

1272
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:00,600
That actor?

1273
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:01,600
Yeah.

1274
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:03,200
I think he's a good actor for being wrapped in toilet paper.

1275
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:04,200
Very scared.

1276
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:07,040
Mike's just writing so intensely and there's so many different.

1277
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:08,440
What does it say?

1278
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:09,440
Arkansas?

1279
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:10,440
What the fuck?

1280
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:11,440
OK, wait, hold on.

1281
00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:12,440
Let me finish this.

1282
00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:14,640
Let me just finish this real quick.

1283
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:18,800
I see I see one of the three stars, one of the three leads.

1284
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:20,340
It's this it's this redheaded kid.

1285
00:51:20,340 --> 00:51:21,640
His name is Adam Wiley.

1286
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:22,640
He's an actor.

1287
00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:25,120
And I see him playing some game.

1288
00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:27,280
And I'm like, holy shit.

1289
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:28,280
This is it.

1290
00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:33,160
I had the opportunity to meet someone who's done movies and ask him like how to get into

1291
00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:34,160
movies and shit.

1292
00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:39,000
And so I went up to him and I was like, hey, I like you in that movie.

1293
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:40,520
How would I get into Disney or whatever?

1294
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:43,280
It wasn't the right movie this time.

1295
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:44,280
Yes.

1296
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:47,240
And he he turns around.

1297
00:51:47,240 --> 00:51:51,800
He's like, hey, I mean, I know he didn't tell me to fuck off because he was also a kid,

1298
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:53,160
but he basically told me to fuck off.

1299
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:54,160
He's like, hey, leave me alone.

1300
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:55,160
I'm playing games.

1301
00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:56,160
I don't really have time to talk.

1302
00:51:56,160 --> 00:52:00,160
And I was like, fuck, that's heartbreaking.

1303
00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:01,960
You know, like I did sucked.

1304
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:03,080
Who was that again?

1305
00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:05,120
Say it again in the microphone.

1306
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:07,320
Adam Wiley.

1307
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:08,320
Look him up.

1308
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:10,560
He's a fucking asshole.

1309
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:13,880
Fucking go hang out with Matt, that little bitch, Matt.

1310
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:14,880
Not that man.

1311
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:15,880
Different.

1312
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:21,320
We talked about the math that we that we always call.

1313
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:22,920
He doesn't even bring it back.

1314
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:27,560
Matt's here to bring him up, but yeah, fuck you, Matt, you little bitch.

1315
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:29,600
We're going to have you fight Zach.

1316
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:30,920
He's going to send me an angry message.

1317
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:31,920
You're talking about me.

1318
00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:32,920
It's funny.

1319
00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:33,920
All right.

1320
00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:34,920
What are we going to say?

1321
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:35,920
Australian Matt.

1322
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:39,000
He was he was asking about curious notes.

1323
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:44,080
This is what happens when you combine Kers banquet, whatever the hell this shorty is

1324
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:47,080
Kers banquet.

1325
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:48,080
Kers.

1326
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:52,040
That's the Texas accent, which brings up you were asking me why I had Arkansas right now,

1327
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:57,400
because when you consume Kers banquet and the gummies I'm eating and the weed you brought

1328
00:52:57,400 --> 00:53:03,360
at the beginning all at once within about a five minute period, your brain just goes

1329
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:04,480
away a little bit.

1330
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:08,080
And my brain went to something that's been happening for 40 something years.

1331
00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:09,800
I've been pissed about this.

1332
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:10,800
That's the point.

1333
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:11,800
That's Arkansas.

1334
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:13,800
Let the poison take over Arkansas.

1335
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:14,800
Wait a minute.

1336
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:15,800
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

1337
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:16,800
Listen, hear me out.

1338
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:17,800
What Arkansas is your problem?

1339
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:19,880
What the fuck is wrong with people from Arkansas?

1340
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:21,200
Is anyone here from Arkansas?

1341
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:23,400
No, I've been to Texas.

1342
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:25,040
OK, right.

1343
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:26,720
And it's fucking pronounced right.

1344
00:53:26,720 --> 00:53:29,520
Oh, are you talking about the spelling of Arkansas?

1345
00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:30,520
It's our Kansas.

1346
00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:32,640
It is not fucking Arkansas.

1347
00:53:32,640 --> 00:53:36,480
They just decided they were going to make it that state theme.

1348
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:37,480
Who decided that?

1349
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:38,480
I don't know.

1350
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:39,480
It's probably a long time.

1351
00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:41,760
Fucking backwards Arkansas people.

1352
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:44,800
Some pirate from Kansas, some pirate from Kansas.

1353
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:46,800
He was like our Kansas.

1354
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:49,800
They were calling it that.

1355
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:52,400
I've been through there and it's not very memorable.

1356
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:53,400
They have a plan of fitness.

1357
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:56,200
That's about all I know about them.

1358
00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:57,200
And sister fuckers.

1359
00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:58,200
Well, no, that's Alabama.

1360
00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:02,120
They got all they got cousin fuckers too there.

1361
00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:05,600
Fried Rice podcast hates the South, apparently.

1362
00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:07,080
They will never rise again.

1363
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:08,080
Jesus Christ.

1364
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:09,080
You'll never catch me down there.

1365
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:13,160
And we were talking shit about the Confederacy a little bit earlier with that Abraham Lincoln

1366
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:14,160
reloading.

1367
00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:15,160
They like slavery.

1368
00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:16,160
Yeah, fuck the South.

1369
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:17,160
PETA.

1370
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:20,200
They're also anti Hitler, everyone but Andrew, of course.

1371
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:21,960
Wait, hold on.

1372
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:24,080
I'm absolutely anti Hitler.

1373
00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:26,960
OK, Mike, you can't just say shit like that.

1374
00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:29,800
You know, I will say Hitler was a good painter.

1375
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:32,160
No, terrible, terrible political leader.

1376
00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:33,160
Good painter.

1377
00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:36,320
He wasn't even that good of a painter.

1378
00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:39,160
Did he give good speeches or not?

1379
00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:40,480
He gave, I guess.

1380
00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:41,480
I mean, wait, hold everybody.

1381
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:45,920
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

1382
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:48,360
And Mike, what are you doing right now?

1383
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:50,520
First off, you say I like Hitler.

1384
00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:52,920
And then now you're saying he gives good speeches.

1385
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:55,520
Are you is this like a Kanye West moment for you?

1386
00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:57,080
Andy, Andy, it's the poison.

1387
00:54:57,080 --> 00:54:59,480
I mean, I mean, the guy was pretty charismatic.

1388
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:01,160
You got to give him that.

1389
00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:02,160
Was he a good guy?

1390
00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:03,160
No.

1391
00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:05,800
How the hell is he the only guy who has that mustache?

1392
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:10,680
It's the poison combined with the death curse we had the anime kids put on him at King Kong.

1393
00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:13,800
It goes to that joke about ISIS or whatever.

1394
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:14,800
They're the brave.

1395
00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:15,800
They were the brave ones.

1396
00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:16,920
The guy who was on that plane.

1397
00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:17,920
That's a Shane Gillis bit.

1398
00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:18,920
Yeah, that's what we're saying.

1399
00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:20,120
No, I'm not doing it.

1400
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:22,200
I'm saying it goes to that bit that he does.

1401
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:26,160
The guys on the monkey bars in sweatpants and sandals throwing rocks at tanks.

1402
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:27,160
Yeah.

1403
00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:28,160
Yeah.

1404
00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:30,160
Those are the brave ones for the wrong reasons.

1405
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:31,160
Those are our boys, man.

1406
00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:32,160
Our boys in black.

1407
00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:34,480
We don't agree with their politics, but it does.

1408
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:37,600
Yeah, I feel like personality aspects.

1409
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:40,600
I feel like we were we were having more.

1410
00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:41,600
What happened?

1411
00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:43,600
We were talking about Jodie Foster and then ISIS.

1412
00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:44,600
Yeah.

1413
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:46,880
And then now it's like some fucking Hitler talk.

1414
00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:49,440
I'm not I'm not enjoying that.

1415
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:52,400
Let's fucking move on from Hitler.

1416
00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:57,680
I've been playing a lot of Ark Survival Ascended lately and the server that we're on.

1417
00:55:57,680 --> 00:55:59,880
Yeah, it was just small tribes.

1418
00:55:59,880 --> 00:56:04,160
You know, we had our little tribe, the tribal Wal-Mart and the tribal Wal-Mart.

1419
00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:07,040
Every time we log in, you know, you could have like 100 people on the server and it's

1420
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:11,640
just been growing and growing all these new tribes and people are like duping shit, like

1421
00:56:11,640 --> 00:56:13,680
duplicating items.

1422
00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:16,920
So we're good with all like the Alpha tribe on the server.

1423
00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:21,240
So we're about to wipe a bunch of people on the server.

1424
00:56:21,240 --> 00:56:23,400
And I just got a message from my tribe mate.

1425
00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:26,080
The war on children has officially begun.

1426
00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:28,960
Are you about to genocide some people?

1427
00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:31,600
Yeah, literally about to genocide some people.

1428
00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:32,600
Holy shit.

1429
00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:33,600
On an Ark server.

1430
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:36,520
Speaking of Hitler, I guess.

1431
00:56:36,520 --> 00:56:40,220
I had a fun fact that I was going to bring up and get the fuck out of this rabbit hole.

1432
00:56:40,220 --> 00:56:41,220
But thank you.

1433
00:56:41,220 --> 00:56:43,240
That was fun.

1434
00:56:43,240 --> 00:56:47,840
Is just going back to JFK real quick and Lincoln.

1435
00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:49,080
I heard this.

1436
00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:53,160
I heard this and I don't know if this is true, but I think it is.

1437
00:56:53,160 --> 00:57:00,260
So Lincoln, he had a secretary and her last name was Kennedy and Kennedy had a secretary.

1438
00:57:00,260 --> 00:57:03,180
Her last name was Lincoln.

1439
00:57:03,180 --> 00:57:09,880
The guy who shot Lincoln shot him in a theater, ran to a depository.

1440
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:12,000
All of that stuff is super insane.

1441
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:15,600
And then JFK's assassin shot him in a depository, ran to a theater.

1442
00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:16,600
They both had three names.

1443
00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:17,600
The assassins both had three names.

1444
00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:20,640
John Wilkes Booth and Lee Harvey Oswald.

1445
00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:21,640
Yeah.

1446
00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:26,000
Now, have you guys read 11, 23, 60, 63?

1447
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:27,000
Fuck no.

1448
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:28,000
What the fuck is this?

1449
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:29,200
What did you just say?

1450
00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:33,960
The Stephen King book where it's, or there's also a show on prime you could probably watch.

1451
00:57:33,960 --> 00:57:38,280
That's to save you a lot of time because that's a big book, but it's an excellent book.

1452
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:44,160
It's a guy who goes back in time to try to stop JFK's assassination.

1453
00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:47,840
And the rules of it are kind of cool because it's not standard time trial.

1454
00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:49,080
He doesn't have a machine.

1455
00:57:49,080 --> 00:57:57,400
He just walks into this room and he ends up like some June something 1958 and he has to

1456
00:57:57,400 --> 00:58:03,540
wait until 1963 to stop the assassination because that's when it happens.

1457
00:58:03,540 --> 00:58:06,640
So he has like these years he has to spend back there.

1458
00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:11,480
And then if he fucks up and doesn't do it, he comes back and he's actually aged.

1459
00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:15,360
So he and when he goes back, it resets back at that one point.

1460
00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:18,680
It's a very cool concept.

1461
00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:22,760
I've actually been there to the place where he got assassinated.

1462
00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:28,200
Like I stood on the grassy knoll from like where there was a guy who was on the Warren

1463
00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:32,200
commission that investigated it, like just selling his book.

1464
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:33,200
And I didn't have a bunch of money.

1465
00:58:33,200 --> 00:58:37,920
I didn't even go to the book depository to like see the little tour of like Lee Harvey

1466
00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:40,520
Oswald fucking jacked off before he shot the president.

1467
00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:41,520
Like none of that.

1468
00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:44,040
I just wanted to like look like, oh, this is where he died.

1469
00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:45,040
That's where he got shot.

1470
00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:46,040
Makes sense.

1471
00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:47,400
Like I watched the video, looked at it.

1472
00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:52,040
There's guys selling his book that was on the Warren commission and I wasn't going to

1473
00:58:52,040 --> 00:58:53,280
buy his fucking book.

1474
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:54,560
I wasn't going to read it.

1475
00:58:54,560 --> 00:58:55,560
He had a little pamphlet.

1476
00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:57,360
I was like, will you sign this pamphlet?

1477
00:58:57,360 --> 00:58:59,560
He's like, why don't you buy my book?

1478
00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:02,200
Like buy my fucking book.

1479
00:59:02,200 --> 00:59:04,400
I'm like, I want to buy your book.

1480
00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:07,560
You know, I'm just going to take the fucking pamphlet and I'm going to go take a little

1481
00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:14,360
Snapchat video and get a little emoji of a fucking target from where the guy shot it

1482
00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:17,040
from, where this impruder footage was filmed from.

1483
00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:20,280
And that call it a day.

1484
00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:25,360
I would say if you're going to go up to the guy at the grassy knoll selling books and

1485
00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:29,400
ask him for a pamphlet, don't ask him to sign it.

1486
00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:30,400
You dick.

1487
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:34,760
Who's the comic book guy that we we we talked to?

1488
00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:38,560
We interviewed that work, skated with Tony Hawk, fucking worked on Marvel, worked on

1489
00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:39,560
Spider-Man.

1490
00:59:39,560 --> 00:59:41,160
I bought a comic from him.

1491
00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:42,400
Did you get a sign?

1492
00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:45,560
I got a sign and I was like, hey, I got the flyer for King Kong.

1493
00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:46,880
And I was like, will you sign this as well?

1494
00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:48,120
I got the other guys to sign.

1495
00:59:48,120 --> 00:59:49,120
I got Big Mike to sign.

1496
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:51,120
He's like, fuck yeah, that's cool.

1497
00:59:51,120 --> 00:59:52,120
Do the thing.

1498
00:59:52,120 --> 00:59:53,120
Do your job.

1499
00:59:53,120 --> 00:59:59,380
It's strange how much we keep bringing up JFK and stuff like that when somebody super

1500
00:59:59,380 --> 01:00:03,560
famous's dad made like a deathbed confession this week that he was the one that killed

1501
01:00:03,560 --> 01:00:04,560
JFK.

1502
01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:06,120
Oh, he was like, I was the second shooter.

1503
01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:07,120
No, there was three of them.

1504
01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:08,120
Yeah, no.

1505
01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:09,480
So am I when I fucking die.

1506
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:10,480
I was there.

1507
01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:12,600
Wait, I was this week.

1508
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:14,040
Oh, that's interesting.

1509
01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:15,040
I have to look that up.

1510
01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:16,920
That's pretty crazy, though.

1511
01:00:16,920 --> 01:00:19,120
Do you think it's true?

1512
01:00:19,120 --> 01:00:20,120
No idea.

1513
01:00:20,120 --> 01:00:23,200
No, I mean, people say crazy shit on their death.

1514
01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:25,640
I mean, oh, yeah, entirely possible.

1515
01:00:25,640 --> 01:00:28,120
Zodiac killer never found him or her.

1516
01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:29,680
Oh, they think they did.

1517
01:00:29,680 --> 01:00:31,080
They think they did.

1518
01:00:31,080 --> 01:00:33,080
There's some kind of breakthrough with that.

1519
01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:35,160
Yeah, they kind of narrowed it down to this.

1520
01:00:35,160 --> 01:00:36,160
Take cruise.

1521
01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:38,280
Yeah, I was going to say this fucking take cruise.

1522
01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:41,600
They found the Green River killer and he's all Joe Biden down.

1523
01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:45,000
He's like, yeah, statue limitations.

1524
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:46,000
I did it.

1525
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:47,000
I was a cop too.

1526
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:51,440
He was like, I did it.

1527
01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:53,480
Was that the brr brr brr?

1528
01:00:53,480 --> 01:00:54,480
Yeah.

1529
01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:57,040
Well, if we're, where are we at right now?

1530
01:00:57,040 --> 01:00:58,040
We're at an hour.

1531
01:00:58,040 --> 01:00:59,040
Oh shit.

1532
01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:00,040
Yeah, let's get into the movie.

1533
01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:01,040
Let's get into the movie.

1534
01:01:01,040 --> 01:01:02,040
Speaking of crazy shit.

1535
01:01:02,040 --> 01:01:03,040
Let's spark one of these guys up again.

1536
01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:04,040
Oh boy.

1537
01:01:04,040 --> 01:01:05,040
Or do you want one of these?

1538
01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:06,040
It might be a milder.

1539
01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:07,040
I'm going with the Jeter's, bro.

1540
01:01:07,040 --> 01:01:08,040
Yeah.

1541
01:01:08,040 --> 01:01:09,040
OK.

1542
01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:10,040
Here, you wanted to spark it up.

1543
01:01:10,040 --> 01:01:11,040
Sure, you got it.

1544
01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:12,040
Here's a lighter.

1545
01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:13,040
So the movie this week.

1546
01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:14,040
Oh, wait, we're an hour in?

1547
01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:15,040
Yeah.

1548
01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:16,040
Shout out to my boy, Matt, Australian Matt.

1549
01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:17,040
I'm just going to make him listen to an hour of this podcast.

1550
01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:18,040
As you know.

1551
01:01:18,040 --> 01:01:19,040
Oh, yeah.

1552
01:01:19,040 --> 01:01:20,040
I'm going to make him listen to an hour of this podcast.

1553
01:01:20,040 --> 01:01:21,040
Oh, yeah.

1554
01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:28,040
I'm going to make him listen to an hour of this podcast.

1555
01:01:28,040 --> 01:01:29,040
As you know.

1556
01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:30,040
Oh, he said my name, Mike.

1557
01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:31,040
Oh, dude.

1558
01:01:31,040 --> 01:01:32,040
Australian Matt.

1559
01:01:32,040 --> 01:01:34,800
Yeah, we're going to have to get him on the show one day when he comes out of his cage.

1560
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:36,200
He laughs like a surfer dude.

1561
01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:37,200
It's funny.

1562
01:01:37,200 --> 01:01:38,200
Oh, dude.

1563
01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:39,200
Oh, SpongeBob.

1564
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:40,200
I love it already.

1565
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:41,200
Dude, he's a freaking great guy.

1566
01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:42,200
I love that guy.

1567
01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:43,200
And that's cool.

1568
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:44,200
Matt, it's Nick.

1569
01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:45,200
I love you and this dude.

1570
01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:46,200
Keep listening.

1571
01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:47,200
There's more about you later.

1572
01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:48,200
Just listen for another hour.

1573
01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:53,280
Actually, every podcast we do on the hour, we yell out Australian Mike or Matt.

1574
01:01:53,280 --> 01:01:54,280
Matt.

1575
01:01:54,280 --> 01:01:56,640
Yeah, we always give him a shout out on the hour every hour.

1576
01:01:56,640 --> 01:01:57,640
That's why you asked.

1577
01:01:57,640 --> 01:02:00,080
Like the last five episodes that he shows listen to.

1578
01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:01,080
All right.

1579
01:02:01,080 --> 01:02:03,440
So the movie is crank.

1580
01:02:03,440 --> 01:02:04,440
What year was it?

1581
01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:05,440
I didn't even fucking look it up.

1582
01:02:05,440 --> 01:02:06,440
2006.

1583
01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:07,440
Yeah, I think so.

1584
01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:08,440
Because that's what all the Google Maps said.

1585
01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:12,440
Rock was a real cool thing.

1586
01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:13,440
Yeah.

1587
01:02:13,440 --> 01:02:16,520
So product placement in this movie.

1588
01:02:16,520 --> 01:02:17,520
So movies crank.

1589
01:02:17,520 --> 01:02:23,840
It is a classic action.

1590
01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:26,480
It's a Jason Statham eight year olds.

1591
01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:27,480
Probably a view.

1592
01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:28,480
Half of it.

1593
01:02:28,480 --> 01:02:31,040
It's it opens up hard.

1594
01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:35,280
It's just it's hardcore Henry for the first minute or two person hardcore.

1595
01:02:35,280 --> 01:02:36,280
Yeah.

1596
01:02:36,280 --> 01:02:37,280
Hard.

1597
01:02:37,280 --> 01:02:38,280
Hardcore.

1598
01:02:38,280 --> 01:02:39,280
Hardcore.

1599
01:02:39,280 --> 01:02:43,400
And then the camera pans out and it's third person.

1600
01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:45,920
It's it's you're playing first person that the guy hits.

1601
01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:47,720
Oh, I found the third person mod.

1602
01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:52,520
And then you're just watching the rest of a like Duke Nukem game mixed with.

1603
01:02:52,520 --> 01:02:53,520
I don't know.

1604
01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:54,520
It's trailer.

1605
01:02:54,520 --> 01:02:56,720
See gave me very good gamer.

1606
01:02:56,720 --> 01:02:58,800
It's trailer park boys transporter.

1607
01:02:58,800 --> 01:02:59,800
Yeah.

1608
01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:00,800
OK.

1609
01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:01,800
OK.

1610
01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:06,120
Speaking of all that of all of that, we have to tell you if you watch we might want to

1611
01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:08,760
put it on the episode before when we recommend this.

1612
01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:11,680
If you have epilepsy, do not watch this fucking movie.

1613
01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:15,600
Oh, well, yeah, because it's it opens.

1614
01:03:15,600 --> 01:03:17,080
I'll get very, very.

1615
01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:18,080
I didn't watch the movie.

1616
01:03:18,080 --> 01:03:19,080
He's are inducing.

1617
01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:20,080
Yeah, it's.

1618
01:03:20,080 --> 01:03:21,080
Oh, yeah.

1619
01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:25,360
OK, so it's it's Jason Bates.

1620
01:03:25,360 --> 01:03:31,720
Basic plot, Jason Statham gets injected with a drug that makes it so that he has to keep

1621
01:03:31,720 --> 01:03:34,040
his adrenaline up or he's going to die.

1622
01:03:34,040 --> 01:03:35,040
And he does this in a.

1623
01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:36,040
Oh, sorry.

1624
01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:37,040
That was a weird way to grab it.

1625
01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:41,600
So it's pretty much like the movie Speed with the Bus, but it's his heart instead of like

1626
01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:42,840
an actual vehicle.

1627
01:03:42,840 --> 01:03:44,320
If speed was X rated.

1628
01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:54,200
If speed if if over 55 miles an hour was like cocaine and fucking.

1629
01:03:54,200 --> 01:03:55,200
It's exactly like speed.

1630
01:03:55,200 --> 01:04:00,240
I know Jason Statham was really on like thinking he's like, oh, yeah, this movie is going to

1631
01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:01,240
be a great idea.

1632
01:04:01,240 --> 01:04:02,240
Let's go.

1633
01:04:02,240 --> 01:04:05,280
Look, it was it from a financial standpoint.

1634
01:04:05,280 --> 01:04:06,920
And it has a sequel.

1635
01:04:06,920 --> 01:04:07,920
Cheers, brother.

1636
01:04:07,920 --> 01:04:08,920
Thank you.

1637
01:04:08,920 --> 01:04:13,080
And it wasn't his best performance, which we saw in Ghost of Mars.

1638
01:04:13,080 --> 01:04:20,820
This is this is after Ghost of Mars, obviously, because you could tell his acting skills have

1639
01:04:20,820 --> 01:04:21,820
gotten better.

1640
01:04:21,820 --> 01:04:24,640
So what about his ass?

1641
01:04:24,640 --> 01:04:25,640
What about his ass?

1642
01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:26,960
His ass is in the movie.

1643
01:04:26,960 --> 01:04:27,960
Did you watch?

1644
01:04:27,960 --> 01:04:28,960
What was it?

1645
01:04:28,960 --> 01:04:33,640
Those old when all the old dudes got together and did the movies like Space Cowboys?

1646
01:04:33,640 --> 01:04:35,360
It's like the badass ones.

1647
01:04:35,360 --> 01:04:36,360
Expendables.

1648
01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:37,360
You watch Expendables, right?

1649
01:04:37,360 --> 01:04:38,360
Jason Statham was in that.

1650
01:04:38,360 --> 01:04:39,360
Yeah.

1651
01:04:39,360 --> 01:04:40,360
His ass did not do any justice.

1652
01:04:40,360 --> 01:04:44,240
I have nothing wrong, nothing bad to say about Jason Statham.

1653
01:04:44,240 --> 01:04:47,200
I like him as an action star.

1654
01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:49,960
I will say did we talk about Beekeeper at that glitch?

1655
01:04:49,960 --> 01:04:50,960
He makes being bald cool.

1656
01:04:50,960 --> 01:04:51,960
Yeah, we did talk about Beekeeper.

1657
01:04:51,960 --> 01:04:52,960
Yeah.

1658
01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:53,960
But on the pod?

1659
01:04:53,960 --> 01:04:54,960
You talked about it on the pod.

1660
01:04:54,960 --> 01:04:55,960
Yeah.

1661
01:04:55,960 --> 01:04:56,960
Did I?

1662
01:04:56,960 --> 01:05:03,760
OK, because I did watch Beekeeper and the very blatant bee stuff really pissed me off.

1663
01:05:03,760 --> 01:05:05,760
The bee lessons that they gave me.

1664
01:05:05,760 --> 01:05:07,120
All right.

1665
01:05:07,120 --> 01:05:08,120
OK.

1666
01:05:08,120 --> 01:05:14,640
So movies crank, it opens with Jason Statham waking up and basically a prodigy's music

1667
01:05:14,640 --> 01:05:15,640
video.

1668
01:05:15,640 --> 01:05:17,040
Yeah, it's a prodigy music video.

1669
01:05:17,040 --> 01:05:18,560
Hardcore Henry.

1670
01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:22,440
That scene from Doom all at once.

1671
01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:23,440
The movie Doom.

1672
01:05:23,440 --> 01:05:24,440
Yeah, I know.

1673
01:05:24,440 --> 01:05:25,840
I just mash them all together at once.

1674
01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:29,240
The one with five screens in front of you do all of that at once and you'll have this

1675
01:05:29,240 --> 01:05:36,000
movie and he picture gets injected with this.

1676
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:38,600
So he wakes up, he's groggy, he's feeling weird.

1677
01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:41,960
He goes to his TV and says, fuck you on the VHS.

1678
01:05:41,960 --> 01:05:44,920
The movie opens up with just fuck you.

1679
01:05:44,920 --> 01:05:51,000
Yeah, he plays the VHS and it's the main rival guy telling him, hey, we put this Chinese

1680
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:53,960
shit, that's what they call it, in your neck.

1681
01:05:53,960 --> 01:05:55,600
You got the good Chinese shit.

1682
01:05:55,600 --> 01:06:01,080
Yeah, it's that one Mexican guy from like, I think it was like Death Race.

1683
01:06:01,080 --> 01:06:02,080
Yeah.

1684
01:06:02,080 --> 01:06:08,480
Okay, so he's also, I believe one of the dudes was the guy that gets the monkey up his ass

1685
01:06:08,480 --> 01:06:11,640
in Bruce Almighty, I think.

1686
01:06:11,640 --> 01:06:16,000
No, that's Hector and that guy plays Hector in every movie he's in.

1687
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:20,720
He's Hector in Bruce Almighty, he's Hector in this.

1688
01:06:20,720 --> 01:06:23,600
You look at that actor's credits, it's Hector on everything.

1689
01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:24,600
That's great.

1690
01:06:24,600 --> 01:06:25,600
But he was in this, right?

1691
01:06:25,600 --> 01:06:26,600
He was the one that had the conversation.

1692
01:06:26,600 --> 01:06:27,600
He gets thrown off the building.

1693
01:06:27,600 --> 01:06:35,960
And then it also has the sort of half love interest from Veronica Mars.

1694
01:06:35,960 --> 01:06:39,040
That guy, any Veronica Mars fans?

1695
01:06:39,040 --> 01:06:41,720
Is that the girl from the one scene in Chinatown?

1696
01:06:41,720 --> 01:06:43,760
No, it's the...

1697
01:06:43,760 --> 01:06:46,240
I don't know any Veronica's.

1698
01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:51,120
No, it's Kristen Bell, the chick from The Good Place.

1699
01:06:51,120 --> 01:06:52,920
It was her show when she was younger.

1700
01:06:52,920 --> 01:06:59,360
She plays a high school detective in Orange County, but it's not like case of the week,

1701
01:06:59,360 --> 01:07:04,280
it sort of is, but then it gets dark and gangs and rapes and all sorts of shit.

1702
01:07:04,280 --> 01:07:05,280
It gets...

1703
01:07:05,280 --> 01:07:06,560
Gangs and rapes and gang rapes?

1704
01:07:06,560 --> 01:07:07,560
Yeah.

1705
01:07:07,560 --> 01:07:08,560
Well, he plays a gang banger.

1706
01:07:08,560 --> 01:07:09,560
Blazer.

1707
01:07:09,560 --> 01:07:10,560
Blazer.

1708
01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:13,880
Once again, it's gang rapes.

1709
01:07:13,880 --> 01:07:14,880
So anyway, fuck it.

1710
01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:16,160
I like, watch Veronica Mars.

1711
01:07:16,160 --> 01:07:17,160
What were we talking about?

1712
01:07:17,160 --> 01:07:18,160
Crank.

1713
01:07:18,160 --> 01:07:19,160
Crank.

1714
01:07:19,160 --> 01:07:20,160
Yeah.

1715
01:07:20,160 --> 01:07:21,160
All right.

1716
01:07:21,160 --> 01:07:23,000
The first scene, yes.

1717
01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:27,560
Now there's really nothing else to talk about other than the shenanigans he goes through.

1718
01:07:27,560 --> 01:07:29,280
It's the second scene though.

1719
01:07:29,280 --> 01:07:30,280
Of what?

1720
01:07:30,280 --> 01:07:31,280
It opens with that, right?

1721
01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:33,920
It shows all that, and the very next scene it cuts to the doctor getting...

1722
01:07:33,920 --> 01:07:34,920
Talk to the mic.

1723
01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:38,960
It cuts to the doctor getting rubbed down by a bunch of naked females just to set the

1724
01:07:38,960 --> 01:07:40,000
rest of the movie up.

1725
01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:41,000
I love that.

1726
01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:45,900
That's the very next scene, so it starts with that, and the next scene is that doctor, him

1727
01:07:45,900 --> 01:07:49,800
calling that doctor who's getting a massage and his interactions.

1728
01:07:49,800 --> 01:07:54,200
So of course Mike points out, he got mad at me right now because I skipped over the titties.

1729
01:07:54,200 --> 01:07:56,800
Yeah, there's a bunch of titties in this for Mike.

1730
01:07:56,800 --> 01:07:57,800
There's a bunch of titties.

1731
01:07:57,800 --> 01:07:58,800
Yeah, why the hell would you do that?

1732
01:07:58,800 --> 01:07:59,800
I thought you would have time codes.

1733
01:07:59,800 --> 01:08:00,800
I'm so sorry.

1734
01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:01,800
That's part of the movie.

1735
01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:02,800
I thought you would have...

1736
01:08:02,800 --> 01:08:03,800
You have time codes?

1737
01:08:03,800 --> 01:08:04,800
Yeah, he has time codes.

1738
01:08:04,800 --> 01:08:05,800
But it's the next thing.

1739
01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:08,000
We call Mike Mr. Skin behind his back.

1740
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:09,800
I started...

1741
01:08:09,800 --> 01:08:11,040
I started the...

1742
01:08:11,040 --> 01:08:15,080
I watched Crank 2, high voltage.

1743
01:08:15,080 --> 01:08:17,480
That was the first one I was exposed to.

1744
01:08:17,480 --> 01:08:20,600
There was a movie gallery down the street from my house, and we rented that movie, never

1745
01:08:20,600 --> 01:08:21,880
returned it.

1746
01:08:21,880 --> 01:08:26,320
We didn't have internet, we were poor, so I had that amongst an assortment of other movies.

1747
01:08:26,320 --> 01:08:27,320
Which I meant porn.

1748
01:08:27,320 --> 01:08:28,320
Yeah.

1749
01:08:28,320 --> 01:08:29,760
A lot of good posses.

1750
01:08:29,760 --> 01:08:30,760
Crank 2, high voltage.

1751
01:08:30,760 --> 01:08:31,760
A lot of good posses.

1752
01:08:31,760 --> 01:08:32,760
I guess he really cranked that.

1753
01:08:32,760 --> 01:08:33,760
Yeah.

1754
01:08:33,760 --> 01:08:34,760
Austin was making crank 3.

1755
01:08:34,760 --> 01:08:39,040
The amply named Crank 2, or 3 or 4, 5 times.

1756
01:08:39,040 --> 01:08:41,480
Crank 3, cranking hog.

1757
01:08:41,480 --> 01:08:43,480
Elbow grease.

1758
01:08:43,480 --> 01:08:46,640
Crank high voltage is what it's called, the actual...

1759
01:08:46,640 --> 01:08:49,360
He does use electricity in it.

1760
01:08:49,360 --> 01:08:50,360
Don't they have a...

1761
01:08:50,360 --> 01:08:53,000
Isn't there a giant Kaiju battle fight in a...

1762
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:54,000
Like a transforming heart at one point?

1763
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:55,000
He turns into like Electro?

1764
01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:56,000
I'm not wrong.

1765
01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:57,000
Isn't there like a giant...

1766
01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:58,000
He turns into like a Power Ranger Megazord.

1767
01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:09,160
That brings me back to one of the other movies we reviewed, which was Guns at Kimbo.

1768
01:09:09,160 --> 01:09:11,320
And Mike, that's how you fucking do it.

1769
01:09:11,320 --> 01:09:12,320
That was another movie.

1770
01:09:12,320 --> 01:09:14,160
I only made it halfway through before I passed out.

1771
01:09:14,160 --> 01:09:15,160
Great movie though.

1772
01:09:15,160 --> 01:09:16,160
Yeah, fun.

1773
01:09:16,160 --> 01:09:17,160
Guns at Kimbo.

1774
01:09:17,160 --> 01:09:18,160
Oh, I like...

1775
01:09:18,160 --> 01:09:19,160
Yeah.

1776
01:09:19,160 --> 01:09:20,160
A lot of good cameos too.

1777
01:09:20,160 --> 01:09:22,160
Dennis from It's Always Sunny.

1778
01:09:22,160 --> 01:09:23,160
That's the other guy.

1779
01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:27,640
And most importantly, Chester motherfucking Bennington, rest in peace.

1780
01:09:27,640 --> 01:09:28,640
Who was he?

1781
01:09:28,640 --> 01:09:30,800
He's the guy that's in the doctor's office.

1782
01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:35,240
He's trying to get epinephrine, and Chester Bennington's in the background reading, he's

1783
01:09:35,240 --> 01:09:38,880
like, get the nasal spray, it's got epinephrine in it, you'll start tweaking after that.

1784
01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:39,880
Oh shit.

1785
01:09:39,880 --> 01:09:42,160
That was Chester fucking Bennington from Lake and Park, dude.

1786
01:09:42,160 --> 01:09:43,160
I didn't even know that.

1787
01:09:43,160 --> 01:09:47,920
No, yeah, the secret cameos are always like, what?

1788
01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:51,880
I might have to rewatch that movie because I remember watching it once.

1789
01:09:51,880 --> 01:09:52,880
I don't remember it well.

1790
01:09:52,880 --> 01:09:53,880
It'll make you want to watch the sequel.

1791
01:09:53,880 --> 01:09:54,880
It made me want to rewatch the sequel.

1792
01:09:54,880 --> 01:09:55,880
Is this another Guns at Kimbo?

1793
01:09:55,880 --> 01:09:56,880
No.

1794
01:09:56,880 --> 01:09:57,880
Oh, they crank.

1795
01:09:57,880 --> 01:09:58,880
Crank.

1796
01:09:58,880 --> 01:09:59,880
Crank.

1797
01:09:59,880 --> 01:10:00,880
It's a sequel crank, yeah.

1798
01:10:00,880 --> 01:10:04,200
The sequel for Crank, eh.

1799
01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:06,800
So how does it remember that one as much as the first?

1800
01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:08,800
What's the first bit of adrenaline?

1801
01:10:08,800 --> 01:10:09,800
He speeds, right?

1802
01:10:09,800 --> 01:10:10,800
In his car?

1803
01:10:10,800 --> 01:10:11,800
No, no, no.

1804
01:10:11,800 --> 01:10:12,800
Oh yeah, he's speeding in his car.

1805
01:10:12,800 --> 01:10:13,800
He's speeding in my speeding, yes.

1806
01:10:13,800 --> 01:10:14,800
He speeds up.

1807
01:10:14,800 --> 01:10:16,840
So he starts speeding, he goes, oh shit, okay.

1808
01:10:16,840 --> 01:10:19,600
And then he goes into the bar.

1809
01:10:19,600 --> 01:10:24,320
So that first run, he's getting into his car and it's got the 40 different cuts and the

1810
01:10:24,320 --> 01:10:26,040
bright lens flares and shit.

1811
01:10:26,040 --> 01:10:28,560
I put, I hate the fucking editing in this movie.

1812
01:10:28,560 --> 01:10:30,520
I hate it so much.

1813
01:10:30,520 --> 01:10:31,600
Most of it.

1814
01:10:31,600 --> 01:10:34,700
Because it got better later.

1815
01:10:34,700 --> 01:10:36,800
They literally did a comic book transition.

1816
01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:37,800
Did you see it with a three?

1817
01:10:37,800 --> 01:10:41,080
It went one, two, three panel comic book transition.

1818
01:10:41,080 --> 01:10:44,840
They did a lot of bullshit in this fucking movie.

1819
01:10:44,840 --> 01:10:49,720
There's literally Google map transitions, which I kind of like.

1820
01:10:49,720 --> 01:10:50,720
It's like literally just cuts to-

1821
01:10:50,720 --> 01:10:53,160
Labeled 2004 Google maps in the corner.

1822
01:10:53,160 --> 01:10:54,160
Oh my God.

1823
01:10:54,160 --> 01:10:58,520
And it just starts in one area and it goes up and it's like the, it's the transition

1824
01:10:58,520 --> 01:11:00,640
in GTA V when you're switching characters.

1825
01:11:00,640 --> 01:11:01,640
Yep.

1826
01:11:01,640 --> 01:11:02,640
It's exactly what it is.

1827
01:11:02,640 --> 01:11:03,640
But it's the same guy.

1828
01:11:03,640 --> 01:11:04,640
It's the same dude.

1829
01:11:04,640 --> 01:11:07,120
It's like back in me with the shameless plugs for shit.

1830
01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:08,120
Oh man.

1831
01:11:08,120 --> 01:11:09,120
Like the Coca-Cola and the McDonald's.

1832
01:11:09,120 --> 01:11:10,120
Oh yeah.

1833
01:11:10,120 --> 01:11:13,160
What are any other product placement I didn't pick up on?

1834
01:11:13,160 --> 01:11:14,160
No.

1835
01:11:14,160 --> 01:11:15,160
Oh wait, cocaine?

1836
01:11:15,160 --> 01:11:16,160
Cocaine.

1837
01:11:16,160 --> 01:11:17,160
Yeah.

1838
01:11:17,160 --> 01:11:18,160
No, the energy drinks.

1839
01:11:18,160 --> 01:11:19,160
Oh, all the energy drinks.

1840
01:11:19,160 --> 01:11:20,160
Oh yeah.

1841
01:11:20,160 --> 01:11:21,160
Monster, Red Bull, Rockstar.

1842
01:11:21,160 --> 01:11:24,160
I think it was just Red Bull, right?

1843
01:11:24,160 --> 01:11:27,160
No, that was Monster and Rockstar.

1844
01:11:27,160 --> 01:11:30,160
You didn't see the final credits you said?

1845
01:11:30,160 --> 01:11:33,160
They literally put a can of Red Bull in the final credits.

1846
01:11:33,160 --> 01:11:34,160
Oh my God.

1847
01:11:34,160 --> 01:11:35,880
There's something, your dream girl is in this, Andy.

1848
01:11:35,880 --> 01:11:36,880
You know why?

1849
01:11:36,880 --> 01:11:40,040
Every time he calls his fucking girlfriend, she doesn't answer her fucking phone.

1850
01:11:40,040 --> 01:11:41,040
Yeah.

1851
01:11:41,040 --> 01:11:48,760
I look, all my friends that listen to this, they're applauding right now.

1852
01:11:48,760 --> 01:11:52,000
They're giving you a standing fucking ovation when they're like, you're goddamn right,

1853
01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:54,800
Andy doesn't fucking answer his phone.

1854
01:11:54,800 --> 01:11:55,800
Where the fuck is Andy?

1855
01:11:55,800 --> 01:11:58,800
He's up next.

1856
01:11:58,800 --> 01:12:01,200
Shit.

1857
01:12:01,200 --> 01:12:03,320
Thankfully you're not a fucking doctor.

1858
01:12:03,320 --> 01:12:05,240
I'm never on call.

1859
01:12:05,240 --> 01:12:08,520
I'm glad that other Andrew Rice is a doctor and not you.

1860
01:12:08,520 --> 01:12:09,520
That's one of my best posts.

1861
01:12:09,520 --> 01:12:12,520
The ice is melting for this heart transplant.

1862
01:12:12,520 --> 01:12:14,200
Speaking of hearts and shit.

1863
01:12:14,200 --> 01:12:15,200
He's playing Final Fantasy VII.

1864
01:12:15,200 --> 01:12:18,960
Walks in through the double door, hey guys, let's get fried.

1865
01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:23,600
So he goes to the black bar, he immediately points a gun at this dude's head, goes to

1866
01:12:23,600 --> 01:12:29,800
the bathroom, asks him where the fucking game-manger guy is and he doesn't know.

1867
01:12:29,800 --> 01:12:37,840
And then he gets out of it alive and gets cocaine from the dude, breaks it on the floor

1868
01:12:37,840 --> 01:12:39,480
and says, hey, what a waste of cocaine.

1869
01:12:39,480 --> 01:12:43,920
He would have had cocaine for at least an hour or two if he was smarter with it.

1870
01:12:43,920 --> 01:12:47,480
We learn more and more about you each episode.

1871
01:12:47,480 --> 01:12:48,480
What was it?

1872
01:12:48,480 --> 01:12:49,480
Salvia?

1873
01:12:49,480 --> 01:12:51,840
And now it's cocaine etiquette?

1874
01:12:51,840 --> 01:12:54,040
I'm just saying it's a waste of fucking cocaine.

1875
01:12:54,040 --> 01:12:57,000
He just rips the bag open, throws it on the bathroom floor.

1876
01:12:57,000 --> 01:12:58,000
But then he says-

1877
01:12:58,000 --> 01:12:59,000
On the floor?

1878
01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:00,000
Yeah.

1879
01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:01,000
Bathroom floor at a strip club.

1880
01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:02,000
Bathroom floor at a strip club.

1881
01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:03,400
Well, no, yeah, who put that toilet in my cocaine room?

1882
01:13:03,400 --> 01:13:04,400
But who cares?

1883
01:13:04,400 --> 01:13:05,400
Oh, god.

1884
01:13:05,400 --> 01:13:06,400
Yeah.

1885
01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:08,760
Imagine just scooping some of that coke off the floor and snorting it.

1886
01:13:08,760 --> 01:13:09,760
He does.

1887
01:13:09,760 --> 01:13:10,760
He does.

1888
01:13:10,760 --> 01:13:11,760
He does.

1889
01:13:11,760 --> 01:13:12,760
He gets on the floor and he just starts fucking inhaling it.

1890
01:13:12,760 --> 01:13:13,760
He just starts snorting it.

1891
01:13:13,760 --> 01:13:15,400
But then it's just not enough.

1892
01:13:15,400 --> 01:13:16,400
He's like, oh, that's good shit.

1893
01:13:16,400 --> 01:13:17,400
That's good shit.

1894
01:13:17,400 --> 01:13:19,000
Then he stands up, but then he starts to feel woozy again.

1895
01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:25,320
And he says, one, he says the first controversial line of the movie, which is, I'm going to

1896
01:13:25,320 --> 01:13:26,320
kick some black ass.

1897
01:13:26,320 --> 01:13:27,320
Yeah.

1898
01:13:27,320 --> 01:13:28,320
And the guy goes, what?

1899
01:13:28,320 --> 01:13:31,320
And then he just starts beating the shit out of all these black gangbangers.

1900
01:13:31,320 --> 01:13:32,320
What are they like 50 Cent?

1901
01:13:32,320 --> 01:13:35,160
They're like, that guy looked a lot like 50 Cent.

1902
01:13:35,160 --> 01:13:36,160
That's the most racist thing.

1903
01:13:36,160 --> 01:13:37,160
So he's just like fucking hate crime.

1904
01:13:37,160 --> 01:13:38,160
Oh, I'm so sorry.

1905
01:13:38,160 --> 01:13:39,160
No, I'm just kidding.

1906
01:13:39,160 --> 01:13:40,160
I don't know.

1907
01:13:40,160 --> 01:13:43,840
I was, I'm just, I don't think Curtis Jackson, but honestly, the only sane one in all that

1908
01:13:43,840 --> 01:13:45,760
scene was the black drug dealer.

1909
01:13:45,760 --> 01:13:49,520
The main drug dealer guy was like, Hey, calm down.

1910
01:13:49,520 --> 01:13:54,760
He's like, he's like, he told everybody, he told all his friends, all his friends off.

1911
01:13:54,760 --> 01:13:57,000
That was the proper way to sell him cocaine too.

1912
01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:59,720
He just threw it and it stuck to his bold ass head.

1913
01:13:59,720 --> 01:14:02,200
That was great.

1914
01:14:02,200 --> 01:14:06,800
When he goes outside and steals the taxi, he, the guy's like, Hey, don't take my car.

1915
01:14:06,800 --> 01:14:08,280
Whatever.

1916
01:14:08,280 --> 01:14:12,160
He just yells al-kai-da, al-kai-da.

1917
01:14:12,160 --> 01:14:17,160
And then a bunch of fucking white women just run up and start beating the shit out of this,

1918
01:14:17,160 --> 01:14:21,160
this brown person because I wish that would happen to Alex at work.

1919
01:14:21,160 --> 01:14:22,160
Oh, wow.

1920
01:14:22,160 --> 01:14:23,720
Let's Alex number two, not PGP.

1921
01:14:23,720 --> 01:14:24,720
I love you.

1922
01:14:24,720 --> 01:14:27,680
I'm going to come in there and play the Taylor Swift for you.

1923
01:14:27,680 --> 01:14:28,680
Just like when I used to work.

1924
01:14:28,680 --> 01:14:31,200
Is your friend Alex ever going to listen to this?

1925
01:14:31,200 --> 01:14:32,200
Maybe he might.

1926
01:14:32,200 --> 01:14:33,200
I hope he does.

1927
01:14:33,200 --> 01:14:35,040
And you hope he gets al-kai-da?

1928
01:14:35,040 --> 01:14:37,640
Especially when we mention him again in another 30 minutes.

1929
01:14:37,640 --> 01:14:43,400
I mean, depending on your outlook of it, he's a very racist individual and he's like brown

1930
01:14:43,400 --> 01:14:44,400
skin.

1931
01:14:44,400 --> 01:14:45,400
We call him the Arab.

1932
01:14:45,400 --> 01:14:46,920
That's the big joke at work.

1933
01:14:46,920 --> 01:14:49,840
Pretty sure he is some sort of like Middle Eastern, like down the way.

1934
01:14:49,840 --> 01:14:50,840
You haven't asked?

1935
01:14:50,840 --> 01:14:51,840
You know the terrorist?

1936
01:14:51,840 --> 01:14:52,840
That's what he tells me.

1937
01:14:52,840 --> 01:14:53,840
He's too afraid.

1938
01:14:53,840 --> 01:14:58,240
Remember, remember the movie, Andy, remember the movie, uh, true lies, the terrorists in

1939
01:14:58,240 --> 01:14:59,240
the end of it.

1940
01:14:59,240 --> 01:15:01,560
He's like a kind of a chunkier version of that guy.

1941
01:15:01,560 --> 01:15:04,040
He calls me a filthy Scott and a filthy slob all the time.

1942
01:15:04,040 --> 01:15:07,400
And he takes classes over there at the airport for something.

1943
01:15:07,400 --> 01:15:08,400
We don't know.

1944
01:15:08,400 --> 01:15:09,400
That's pretty suspicious.

1945
01:15:09,400 --> 01:15:15,200
One evening I'm leaving work and I see him and he's walking and I'm like, shut up, you

1946
01:15:15,200 --> 01:15:17,680
sand lover.

1947
01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:20,920
And uh, he says, fuck you.

1948
01:15:20,920 --> 01:15:21,920
And so I drive away.

1949
01:15:21,920 --> 01:15:23,480
The next day I get to work.

1950
01:15:23,480 --> 01:15:26,640
He tells me, dude, somebody came up and was like, are you okay?

1951
01:15:26,640 --> 01:15:28,320
Some people are just so evil.

1952
01:15:28,320 --> 01:15:33,040
And I think since this lady comes over to console him after I drive away, doesn't even

1953
01:15:33,040 --> 01:15:34,040
realize we're coworkers.

1954
01:15:34,040 --> 01:15:37,640
And so he's just like, you mother fucker, I got you.

1955
01:15:37,640 --> 01:15:40,800
So she just heard you call him that and then went to console him.

1956
01:15:40,800 --> 01:15:41,800
Yeah.

1957
01:15:41,800 --> 01:15:45,200
Well, I mean, rightfully so that's a con you did call him a sand lover.

1958
01:15:45,200 --> 01:15:47,040
And I know you're not, you didn't say lover.

1959
01:15:47,040 --> 01:15:48,040
Well, but no, I've listened.

1960
01:15:48,040 --> 01:15:49,120
I grew up in Dallas.

1961
01:15:49,120 --> 01:15:53,880
I got all kinds of black friends that call me their N word that I can't say back, but

1962
01:15:53,880 --> 01:15:55,440
they, they do it all the time.

1963
01:15:55,440 --> 01:15:57,160
It's not, so trust me, it wasn't out of hate.

1964
01:15:57,160 --> 01:15:58,680
It wasn't, it was just a friendly comment.

1965
01:15:58,680 --> 01:16:01,800
It would've been funny if he just turned around and was like, actually I'm Puerto Rican.

1966
01:16:01,800 --> 01:16:04,240
Well, actually that's what I thought he was originally.

1967
01:16:04,240 --> 01:16:06,200
And he's like, fuck those sand lovers.

1968
01:16:06,200 --> 01:16:08,400
Oh no, yeah, you should hear him.

1969
01:16:08,400 --> 01:16:10,240
He's like, I'm going to bring a bomb to work.

1970
01:16:10,240 --> 01:16:17,360
And it's weird, I'm not sure if it's a joke or it's a warning, but we'll see.

1971
01:16:17,360 --> 01:16:18,360
It's a promise.

1972
01:16:18,360 --> 01:16:20,960
Was that what you meant when you said we were going to ask him about work?

1973
01:16:20,960 --> 01:16:24,040
Yeah, Austin, I like how you left when I started bagging on Alex.

1974
01:16:24,040 --> 01:16:25,040
Like, oh, fuck Alex.

1975
01:16:25,040 --> 01:16:26,040
Thank you.

1976
01:16:26,040 --> 01:16:27,040
See, I'm not evil.

1977
01:16:27,040 --> 01:16:30,560
You tipped me $30 on a door dash, but fuck that guy.

1978
01:16:30,560 --> 01:16:34,680
No, you missed the part where I said some really mean things and then some lady was

1979
01:16:34,680 --> 01:16:36,480
like, oh, are you okay, young man?

1980
01:16:36,480 --> 01:16:39,440
I'm going to tell him, go to, where are we at?

1981
01:16:39,440 --> 01:16:40,800
We're at an hour 16.

1982
01:16:40,800 --> 01:16:43,680
Okay, I'm going to tell him an hour and 35 minutes in.

1983
01:16:43,680 --> 01:16:46,600
I mean, I can call him, get on the phone.

1984
01:16:46,600 --> 01:16:48,080
You guys can see how evil he is.

1985
01:16:48,080 --> 01:16:51,080
No, no, I don't want to.

1986
01:16:51,080 --> 01:16:55,080
He just gets on and he's like, he's like, get to America.

1987
01:16:55,080 --> 01:16:56,080
That's probably literally how he wants it.

1988
01:16:56,080 --> 01:17:01,840
I'd rather have Isaac be an actual guest here.

1989
01:17:01,840 --> 01:17:02,840
Isaac.

1990
01:17:02,840 --> 01:17:07,120
Oh, well, in that case, I thought he was talking about Alex.

1991
01:17:07,120 --> 01:17:08,120
Yeah.

1992
01:17:08,120 --> 01:17:09,120
Let's get back to the movie.

1993
01:17:09,120 --> 01:17:10,120
Oh, please.

1994
01:17:10,120 --> 01:17:11,600
Because I feel like I'm losing.

1995
01:17:11,600 --> 01:17:14,000
I'm going to go to the bathroom real quick.

1996
01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:15,000
All right.

1997
01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:22,840
So then we get the phone call where he where he calls the main bad guy first door on the

1998
01:17:22,840 --> 01:17:27,840
phone and when the guy answers, he goes, oh, hey, baby, I'm going to suck your dick.

1999
01:17:27,840 --> 01:17:28,840
Blah, blah, blah.

2000
01:17:28,840 --> 01:17:31,080
This is Jason Statham saying this to the bad guy.

2001
01:17:31,080 --> 01:17:32,360
Oh, hey, big bad boy.

2002
01:17:32,360 --> 01:17:33,840
I'm going to suck your dick or whatever.

2003
01:17:33,840 --> 01:17:34,840
Right.

2004
01:17:34,840 --> 01:17:36,360
And the guy's like, Hey, is this you, Charlie?

2005
01:17:36,360 --> 01:17:37,360
Oh, yeah, motherfucker.

2006
01:17:37,360 --> 01:17:39,960
And I'm coming for you.

2007
01:17:39,960 --> 01:17:41,240
Why?

2008
01:17:41,240 --> 01:17:46,680
Why did he do the fake little the fake little like he loves antagonizing every time he gets

2009
01:17:46,680 --> 01:17:48,240
his goat every single time?

2010
01:17:48,240 --> 01:17:52,880
Have you ever done bathroom, floor, cocaine?

2011
01:17:52,880 --> 01:17:55,080
Have you ever done bathroom, floor, cocaine?

2012
01:17:55,080 --> 01:17:56,640
It makes you say that on the phone.

2013
01:17:56,640 --> 01:17:57,640
Sure.

2014
01:17:57,640 --> 01:17:59,640
Austin, I suck your dick.

2015
01:17:59,640 --> 01:18:01,640
You called you a podcast.

2016
01:18:01,640 --> 01:18:03,280
You all right, man?

2017
01:18:03,280 --> 01:18:11,240
The whole thing was a set up for another product placement when they just broke into achy,

2018
01:18:11,240 --> 01:18:14,000
breaking heart halfway through.

2019
01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:15,720
It was all set up for product placement.

2020
01:18:15,720 --> 01:18:17,760
Miley Cyrus is dead.

2021
01:18:17,760 --> 01:18:22,520
And then and then he goes to his old boss's house and his boss is like swimming in the

2022
01:18:22,520 --> 01:18:23,520
pool.

2023
01:18:23,520 --> 01:18:26,920
He could have just waited for him to resurface, but no, he jumps in the pool with him and

2024
01:18:26,920 --> 01:18:28,920
it's like you go up now.

2025
01:18:28,920 --> 01:18:32,120
We're security guards of all time that they allow this to.

2026
01:18:32,120 --> 01:18:33,120
Okay.

2027
01:18:33,120 --> 01:18:37,040
Do you think do we just not see the part where he walks in, got patted down for weapons?

2028
01:18:37,040 --> 01:18:39,360
They're like, all right, he's swimming, go stand by the pool.

2029
01:18:39,360 --> 01:18:40,800
He'll get to you when he's done.

2030
01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:45,640
And then he so you're then he just jumps into the fucking pool, looks at him, points up

2031
01:18:45,640 --> 01:18:48,920
like what else?

2032
01:18:48,920 --> 01:18:57,240
And then they have a they have a weird conversation where he basically tells them like, hey, sorry,

2033
01:18:57,240 --> 01:18:58,240
you're on your own.

2034
01:18:58,240 --> 01:19:00,920
You have to, you know, whatever, right?

2035
01:19:00,920 --> 01:19:01,920
I understand.

2036
01:19:01,920 --> 01:19:05,120
But you understand that this movie, the way you describe the conversations takes longer

2037
01:19:05,120 --> 01:19:07,460
than the conversations did in the movie.

2038
01:19:07,460 --> 01:19:08,460
They were just sites.

2039
01:19:08,460 --> 01:19:09,460
What you said, did we miss it?

2040
01:19:09,460 --> 01:19:11,400
Yeah, people missed it because it was three seconds.

2041
01:19:11,400 --> 01:19:13,600
They'd say, hey, here's what's going on.

2042
01:19:13,600 --> 01:19:14,600
And they'd be done.

2043
01:19:14,600 --> 01:19:18,800
And you're just like, yeah, which is made this whole movie is only like an hour 20

2044
01:19:18,800 --> 01:19:20,840
because there's no conversation.

2045
01:19:20,840 --> 01:19:23,680
There's a conversation later on the movie where he's running and he's talking to the

2046
01:19:23,680 --> 01:19:28,640
doctor and he's like, he just stuck himself with a bunch of epinephrine and he's like,

2047
01:19:28,640 --> 01:19:31,560
all right, so you gave yourself too much.

2048
01:19:31,560 --> 01:19:32,560
Yep.

2049
01:19:32,560 --> 01:19:34,600
As you're running, you feel cold.

2050
01:19:34,600 --> 01:19:39,160
Roger, just one word responses as he's running to answering all these questions.

2051
01:19:39,160 --> 01:19:41,760
You have a raging fucking hard on.

2052
01:19:41,760 --> 01:19:48,040
He's just standing next to that guy looking at the TV in the window.

2053
01:19:48,040 --> 01:19:50,240
And the one getting looks like they still had those.

2054
01:19:50,240 --> 01:19:51,240
Oh, yeah.

2055
01:19:51,240 --> 01:19:54,640
And he's just like, that's and he looks over and he sees that guy just staring at him with

2056
01:19:54,640 --> 01:19:57,360
a fucking raging fucking cock.

2057
01:19:57,360 --> 01:19:58,360
But he looks at the face.

2058
01:19:58,360 --> 01:19:59,680
He goes, oh, this is the guy.

2059
01:19:59,680 --> 01:20:03,600
But then he looks at it because obviously you're going to look at the dude's dick, which

2060
01:20:03,600 --> 01:20:04,600
was huge.

2061
01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:07,880
Now, let's let's talk about this big old dick.

2062
01:20:07,880 --> 01:20:10,000
They talk about it constantly.

2063
01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:11,920
This girlfriend, as she's sucking his dick in the car.

2064
01:20:11,920 --> 01:20:13,140
Oh my God, it's so big.

2065
01:20:13,140 --> 01:20:18,000
She says that one of the Asian girls on the TV, she's like, oh, he was a very masculine,

2066
01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:20,000
manly man, so big.

2067
01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:22,800
And then, you know, state the road, all that shit in there.

2068
01:20:22,800 --> 01:20:24,920
Yeah, that was all state them choices.

2069
01:20:24,920 --> 01:20:27,480
That was actually like the most epic chase scene.

2070
01:20:27,480 --> 01:20:31,880
He's getting a blow job as he's getting in a car chase, fucking killing people.

2071
01:20:31,880 --> 01:20:33,880
Honestly, pretty this.

2072
01:20:33,880 --> 01:20:44,480
If Brennan was here, simply off to Boston was here, he would say same as guns akimbo.

2073
01:20:44,480 --> 01:20:45,480
This is the movie.

2074
01:20:45,480 --> 01:20:47,480
Turn your fucking brain off and enjoy.

2075
01:20:47,480 --> 01:20:48,480
Exactly.

2076
01:20:48,480 --> 01:20:50,120
Because it's all insane.

2077
01:20:50,120 --> 01:20:51,120
The whole thing.

2078
01:20:51,120 --> 01:20:57,760
It's I mean, he throws the dude's hand and the line he says when he throws it, what could

2079
01:20:57,760 --> 01:21:01,320
you use a hand and throws him the severed hand?

2080
01:21:01,320 --> 01:21:03,600
I mean, the entire movie is cliché.

2081
01:21:03,600 --> 01:21:04,600
That's super corny.

2082
01:21:04,600 --> 01:21:09,880
I will say there's some some pretty savage insults.

2083
01:21:09,880 --> 01:21:14,880
Like he kills the dude's brother and he uses a few gay slurs to describe his brother when

2084
01:21:14,880 --> 01:21:16,480
he's talking to him on the phone.

2085
01:21:16,480 --> 01:21:22,440
Yes, also that that one guy that one guy is there with the crop top and everything.

2086
01:21:22,440 --> 01:21:23,440
I forget who the actors are.

2087
01:21:23,440 --> 01:21:27,280
Other things is his gay friend, his gay friend.

2088
01:21:27,280 --> 01:21:30,040
I believe he I think I missed the part.

2089
01:21:30,040 --> 01:21:32,720
I think I got like a text or something and something happens to that guy.

2090
01:21:32,720 --> 01:21:33,720
Oh, he dies.

2091
01:21:33,720 --> 01:21:37,080
He gets that and he uses his gay friend as a human shield.

2092
01:21:37,080 --> 01:21:39,880
Yes, a dead human shield for that matter.

2093
01:21:39,880 --> 01:21:43,360
If I'm dead and you guys are in a shootout, you can use my body as a human.

2094
01:21:43,360 --> 01:21:44,360
Thank you.

2095
01:21:44,360 --> 01:21:46,320
He did not react very well or he didn't react.

2096
01:21:46,320 --> 01:21:48,360
He didn't have much reaction when he saw his friend there.

2097
01:21:48,360 --> 01:21:50,640
He's just like, what's the fuck is that all about?

2098
01:21:50,640 --> 01:21:52,560
Wait, did they already kill him or did they kill him?

2099
01:21:52,560 --> 01:21:55,560
Yeah, remember they got him.

2100
01:21:55,560 --> 01:21:58,240
Because he called and said, hey, they're here.

2101
01:21:58,240 --> 01:21:59,240
And that was this place.

2102
01:21:59,240 --> 01:22:01,160
But that was them putting a phone next to his head.

2103
01:22:01,160 --> 01:22:02,400
So when he showed up, he was already dead.

2104
01:22:02,400 --> 01:22:05,000
They put a bag over his head and then they change.

2105
01:22:05,000 --> 01:22:10,080
And then for some reason, pull them up on a pulley.

2106
01:22:10,080 --> 01:22:11,600
So much happens in this movie so fast.

2107
01:22:11,600 --> 01:22:12,600
I missed that part.

2108
01:22:12,600 --> 01:22:13,800
That's the one part I missed.

2109
01:22:13,800 --> 01:22:20,480
I don't like I wish that thugs I wished it like you one time we would get a criminal

2110
01:22:20,480 --> 01:22:28,160
organization that had efficient thugs, not this like we're going to put a bag over this

2111
01:22:28,160 --> 01:22:29,400
guy's head.

2112
01:22:29,400 --> 01:22:32,440
When this guy comes in, we'll have a conversation first.

2113
01:22:32,440 --> 01:22:33,680
We'll all point guns or whatever.

2114
01:22:33,680 --> 01:22:39,480
No, I want just guys that are trained to be trained to do their fucking job.

2115
01:22:39,480 --> 01:22:44,480
So it's like, oh, hey, I need this little gay assistant of Jason Statham to die.

2116
01:22:44,480 --> 01:22:46,280
And they're like, absolutely.

2117
01:22:46,280 --> 01:22:47,280
They take them.

2118
01:22:47,280 --> 01:22:48,800
They have them play the phone call.

2119
01:22:48,800 --> 01:22:52,240
And then they just break his fucking neck because it's just or they stab him in the

2120
01:22:52,240 --> 01:22:58,280
throat a few times because it's or you just put a bag over his head and watch him die.

2121
01:22:58,280 --> 01:22:59,520
If that's what you need to do.

2122
01:22:59,520 --> 01:23:01,960
But you don't need to hoist them up on a fucking chain.

2123
01:23:01,960 --> 01:23:06,000
You don't need to do what you are becoming.

2124
01:23:06,000 --> 01:23:09,040
Your time management for serial killers is classes over.

2125
01:23:09,040 --> 01:23:11,240
What do you mean?

2126
01:23:11,240 --> 01:23:18,360
I mean, that you're you are a D.D. or OCD the way they kill people.

2127
01:23:18,360 --> 01:23:19,840
Yeah, I'm not a fan.

2128
01:23:19,840 --> 01:23:22,360
You don't you do not need to train them how to do it better.

2129
01:23:22,360 --> 01:23:27,200
I mean, granted, the other guys was more of a comedy, but like they had a pretty in my

2130
01:23:27,200 --> 01:23:30,680
head a pretty good way of handling the bad guys for you.

2131
01:23:30,680 --> 01:23:33,880
The bad guys were better than they captured Mark Wahlberg and Will Ferrell all the time.

2132
01:23:33,880 --> 01:23:35,840
And they tied him up and put him on the train.

2133
01:23:35,840 --> 01:23:36,840
The other guys.

2134
01:23:36,840 --> 01:23:37,840
Oh, yeah.

2135
01:23:37,840 --> 01:23:38,840
Yeah.

2136
01:23:38,840 --> 01:23:39,840
Was Mark Wahlberg and Will Ferrell.

2137
01:23:39,840 --> 01:23:43,880
Did they ever have a chance to kill them with the intention of wanting them dead and never

2138
01:23:43,880 --> 01:23:44,880
took the shot?

2139
01:23:44,880 --> 01:23:47,040
Yeah, they tied them up and they put them in their car.

2140
01:23:47,040 --> 01:23:48,040
That's what I'm talking about.

2141
01:23:48,040 --> 01:23:49,040
They made it funny.

2142
01:23:49,040 --> 01:23:50,040
It was a comedy, though.

2143
01:23:50,040 --> 01:23:51,040
I understand.

2144
01:23:51,040 --> 01:23:52,040
But every time.

2145
01:23:52,040 --> 01:23:57,000
Obviously, the whole thing is like Bond villains are the fucking worst because they they put

2146
01:23:57,000 --> 01:24:00,480
Bond through and he puts him in some traps that he can get out of.

2147
01:24:00,480 --> 01:24:01,480
Right.

2148
01:24:01,480 --> 01:24:04,560
Just shoot them in the fucking head is what I'm saying.

2149
01:24:04,560 --> 01:24:06,120
I want to move that, please.

2150
01:24:06,120 --> 01:24:07,120
I want a movie.

2151
01:24:07,120 --> 01:24:10,880
Oh, God, you get with the whole president talk earlier.

2152
01:24:10,880 --> 01:24:12,960
There's some damage you could do with these these clips.

2153
01:24:12,960 --> 01:24:14,560
But let's go.

2154
01:24:14,560 --> 01:24:17,080
Yeah, I want like a movie where.

2155
01:24:17,080 --> 01:24:20,000
OK, you've all seen Kingman, the first one.

2156
01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:22,900
Spoilers for a movie that's like, you know, 10 years old by this point.

2157
01:24:22,900 --> 01:24:27,840
Like one of the main characters like walks out of the room and the and one of the main

2158
01:24:27,840 --> 01:24:32,400
bad guys is like, this isn't a fucking movie and shoots him in the head and like kills

2159
01:24:32,400 --> 01:24:33,400
him.

2160
01:24:33,400 --> 01:24:34,400
Right.

2161
01:24:34,400 --> 01:24:35,400
And it's dope.

2162
01:24:35,400 --> 01:24:36,400
And I love that.

2163
01:24:36,400 --> 01:24:37,400
I want more of that.

2164
01:24:37,400 --> 01:24:42,440
I want like if if a guy's going to if they're ruthless, it makes them more ruthless if they're

2165
01:24:42,440 --> 01:24:43,440
efficient.

2166
01:24:43,440 --> 01:24:44,440
I agree.

2167
01:24:44,440 --> 01:24:50,400
Not every like the wet bandits should have fucked up, Kevin, real bad.

2168
01:24:50,400 --> 01:24:54,720
But the moment the first booby trap went off, they should have just gotten a little smarter

2169
01:24:54,720 --> 01:24:56,520
and burned the fucking house down.

2170
01:24:56,520 --> 01:24:57,520
It's a family guy.

2171
01:24:57,520 --> 01:24:58,520
But what?

2172
01:24:58,520 --> 01:24:59,520
It's a family guy.

2173
01:24:59,520 --> 01:25:02,960
But what is hey, come up these days and they just fucking shoot him in the head.

2174
01:25:02,960 --> 01:25:05,000
You know, sounds like John Wick.

2175
01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:06,000
Perfect.

2176
01:25:06,000 --> 01:25:07,000
Yeah.

2177
01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:08,000
John Wick steps up.

2178
01:25:08,000 --> 01:25:09,000
Yeah.

2179
01:25:09,000 --> 01:25:10,000
Yeah.

2180
01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:11,000
I'm just saying that that or just move to a different house.

2181
01:25:11,000 --> 01:25:12,000
Funny, funny headshots.

2182
01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:13,000
That's what would really happen.

2183
01:25:13,000 --> 01:25:15,100
What bandit's like, oh, shit, there's a kid here.

2184
01:25:15,100 --> 01:25:16,100
Someone's in this house.

2185
01:25:16,100 --> 01:25:17,740
Let's just go rob another one.

2186
01:25:17,740 --> 01:25:19,600
Let's find another different neighborhood.

2187
01:25:19,600 --> 01:25:21,120
Or the wet bandits.

2188
01:25:21,120 --> 01:25:22,320
Let's go just rob someone.

2189
01:25:22,320 --> 01:25:23,320
Let's go rob an old lady.

2190
01:25:23,320 --> 01:25:24,920
Why do we need to fuck with this kid?

2191
01:25:24,920 --> 01:25:25,920
That's what would happen.

2192
01:25:25,920 --> 01:25:26,920
No goal.

2193
01:25:26,920 --> 01:25:27,920
There's no.

2194
01:25:27,920 --> 01:25:28,920
Yeah, they don't even rob them.

2195
01:25:28,920 --> 01:25:29,920
We're going to get a house.

2196
01:25:29,920 --> 01:25:30,920
Are they just going to get meth?

2197
01:25:30,920 --> 01:25:31,920
Are they going to get a.

2198
01:25:31,920 --> 01:25:32,920
They're in the kitchen at one point.

2199
01:25:32,920 --> 01:25:34,360
Grab the silverware, run away.

2200
01:25:34,360 --> 01:25:35,360
What do you need?

2201
01:25:35,360 --> 01:25:36,360
The TV?

2202
01:25:36,360 --> 01:25:40,760
But this whole argument is it's moviemaking and those are choices they're making because

2203
01:25:40,760 --> 01:25:42,380
otherwise you could take any movie.

2204
01:25:42,380 --> 01:25:43,380
Take Home Alone.

2205
01:25:43,380 --> 01:25:44,380
That's what we're just talking about.

2206
01:25:44,380 --> 01:25:49,680
I'm saying that the kids versus the adults is never going to happen in real life.

2207
01:25:49,680 --> 01:25:50,800
You can't real life.

2208
01:25:50,800 --> 01:25:51,800
Every movie is my point.

2209
01:25:51,800 --> 01:25:54,720
But McCulloch, Hulkin, I love doing that.

2210
01:25:54,720 --> 01:25:58,440
McCulloch, Hulkin is behind doing another Home Alone movie.

2211
01:25:58,440 --> 01:26:01,240
I'd suggest making a movie.

2212
01:26:01,240 --> 01:26:05,640
The wet bandits are just living in their little shitty apartment together.

2213
01:26:05,640 --> 01:26:08,760
And McCulloch, Hulkin brings the fight to them as an adult.

2214
01:26:08,760 --> 01:26:09,760
Like he's hard.

2215
01:26:09,760 --> 01:26:11,600
He's on hard times and he's going to rob them.

2216
01:26:11,600 --> 01:26:12,600
He's no.

2217
01:26:12,600 --> 01:26:14,400
He just wants a revenge story.

2218
01:26:14,400 --> 01:26:17,320
He's going to kill the fucking wet bandit.

2219
01:26:17,320 --> 01:26:18,320
Oh, OK.

2220
01:26:18,320 --> 01:26:20,320
So not just so there's no.

2221
01:26:20,320 --> 01:26:25,120
Is he going to do with booby traps or do you think just like he's going to do booby traps

2222
01:26:25,120 --> 01:26:28,000
and then they're going to try to like we're going to use his game against him and they

2223
01:26:28,000 --> 01:26:30,160
try to set their own booby traps.

2224
01:26:30,160 --> 01:26:32,160
Maybe maybe they're unsuccessful.

2225
01:26:32,160 --> 01:26:33,160
Maybe they're super successful.

2226
01:26:33,160 --> 01:26:34,160
They robbed.

2227
01:26:34,160 --> 01:26:36,560
They went to some other kid's house and robbed it because there was nobody there.

2228
01:26:36,560 --> 01:26:37,560
They made a bunch of money.

2229
01:26:37,560 --> 01:26:38,560
They have this big house.

2230
01:26:38,560 --> 01:26:40,600
McCulloch, Hulkin is down on his luck.

2231
01:26:40,600 --> 01:26:41,600
No, here we go.

2232
01:26:41,600 --> 01:26:42,600
Here we go.

2233
01:26:42,600 --> 01:26:43,600
And we black.

2234
01:26:43,600 --> 01:26:46,880
We have a completely compromised black cast.

2235
01:26:46,880 --> 01:26:52,320
McCulloch, Hulkin is the dad and he accidentally leaves one of his kids behind.

2236
01:26:52,320 --> 01:26:54,360
That's the new Kevin that's staying behind.

2237
01:26:54,360 --> 01:27:00,720
But because he's Kevin, he's Kevin McAllister, his house is rigged.

2238
01:27:00,720 --> 01:27:05,560
So when that kid gets fucked with, the kid just starts having to activate the pre-made

2239
01:27:05,560 --> 01:27:07,200
traps, which are a lot deadlier.

2240
01:27:07,200 --> 01:27:10,800
And he starts and then it's not just callbacks, but they're deadlier.

2241
01:27:10,800 --> 01:27:11,800
Right.

2242
01:27:11,800 --> 01:27:12,800
Exactly.

2243
01:27:12,800 --> 01:27:16,600
So instead of being like a paint can, it's like 20 paint cans and there's nails in them

2244
01:27:16,600 --> 01:27:17,600
or whatever.

2245
01:27:17,600 --> 01:27:19,200
Have you seen the movie Law Abiding Citizen?

2246
01:27:19,200 --> 01:27:20,200
Oh yeah.

2247
01:27:20,200 --> 01:27:21,200
T-bone steak buddy.

2248
01:27:21,200 --> 01:27:23,200
With Gerard Butler and fucking...

2249
01:27:23,200 --> 01:27:24,200
Yes.

2250
01:27:24,200 --> 01:27:25,880
That fucking scene is so good.

2251
01:27:25,880 --> 01:27:28,480
I feel like that's like a grown up Kevin McAllister.

2252
01:27:28,480 --> 01:27:29,480
Yeah.

2253
01:27:29,480 --> 01:27:34,880
Law Abiding Citizen is definitely, if Kevin McAllister grew up and hated the police force,

2254
01:27:34,880 --> 01:27:40,440
I guess, hated corrupt cops and wanted everyone to fucking die.

2255
01:27:40,440 --> 01:27:41,440
That's such a good movie.

2256
01:27:41,440 --> 01:27:42,440
God, we should do that.

2257
01:27:42,440 --> 01:27:43,440
Is that on Tubi?

2258
01:27:43,440 --> 01:27:47,800
Oh, Andy, what were your thoughts on the movie Hostage that I basically had to hold you hostage

2259
01:27:47,800 --> 01:27:48,800
to watch?

2260
01:27:48,800 --> 01:27:49,920
You know, I'm going to be honest.

2261
01:27:49,920 --> 01:27:54,200
I watched about 20 minutes and I didn't finish it yet.

2262
01:27:54,200 --> 01:27:55,200
I had to pause it.

2263
01:27:55,200 --> 01:27:56,200
Still.

2264
01:27:56,200 --> 01:27:58,560
Do I have to watch it with you?

2265
01:27:58,560 --> 01:28:02,560
You know, I put myself through a torture watching Shadows in the Sky, I think it was.

2266
01:28:02,560 --> 01:28:03,560
Shadows in the Sun.

2267
01:28:03,560 --> 01:28:05,360
Shadows in the Cloud, I think is what it was.

2268
01:28:05,360 --> 01:28:06,360
Oh, what's it called?

2269
01:28:06,360 --> 01:28:07,360
Or what's it about?

2270
01:28:07,360 --> 01:28:11,280
It was the chick, the hit girl from Kick Ass.

2271
01:28:11,280 --> 01:28:15,120
And it was about a World War II B-52 bomber.

2272
01:28:15,120 --> 01:28:17,880
And this girl like sneaks on and sneaks on the plane.

2273
01:28:17,880 --> 01:28:20,160
And there's a gremlin.

2274
01:28:20,160 --> 01:28:21,800
And it went to shit really fast.

2275
01:28:21,800 --> 01:28:24,960
The first part of the movie or like the first two thirds of the movie is all in the ball

2276
01:28:24,960 --> 01:28:28,360
turret with her filming and this whole thing.

2277
01:28:28,360 --> 01:28:29,360
And then the gremlin shows up.

2278
01:28:29,360 --> 01:28:30,360
Sounds awesome.

2279
01:28:30,360 --> 01:28:31,360
What's it called?

2280
01:28:31,360 --> 01:28:33,240
It's called Shadows in the Cloud.

2281
01:28:33,240 --> 01:28:34,640
And you think it sounds awesome, right?

2282
01:28:34,640 --> 01:28:36,240
I thought it sounded and looked pretty cool.

2283
01:28:36,240 --> 01:28:43,080
And then I watched it and I'm like, oh, I just got worse and worse and worse.

2284
01:28:43,080 --> 01:28:45,280
And then the end, she beats the shit out of the gremlin.

2285
01:28:45,280 --> 01:28:48,040
And it was like, oh, thanks for ruining the fucking movie.

2286
01:28:48,040 --> 01:28:49,440
I just said I wanted to watch.

2287
01:28:49,440 --> 01:28:50,440
We go watch it.

2288
01:28:50,440 --> 01:28:51,440
It's not ruined yet.

2289
01:28:51,440 --> 01:28:53,480
I just told you like basic parts that I don't know.

2290
01:28:53,480 --> 01:28:54,800
Do you know if the gremlin dies?

2291
01:28:54,800 --> 01:28:56,280
You got the Russian version.

2292
01:28:56,280 --> 01:28:57,280
Yeah.

2293
01:28:57,280 --> 01:28:58,280
Yeah.

2294
01:28:58,280 --> 01:28:59,960
I give it.

2295
01:28:59,960 --> 01:29:01,960
There's a four out of 10.

2296
01:29:01,960 --> 01:29:02,960
It's my head.

2297
01:29:02,960 --> 01:29:04,120
It was it was rough.

2298
01:29:04,120 --> 01:29:07,840
There's a World War Two movie that came out a few years ago where they're fighting zombies.

2299
01:29:07,840 --> 01:29:09,400
Did you guys see that one?

2300
01:29:09,400 --> 01:29:10,400
No.

2301
01:29:10,400 --> 01:29:11,400
Overlord.

2302
01:29:11,400 --> 01:29:13,760
I mean, yeah, Overlord was good.

2303
01:29:13,760 --> 01:29:15,960
That's a good that's a solid zombie movie.

2304
01:29:15,960 --> 01:29:18,480
Turn your brain off or is a smart one.

2305
01:29:18,480 --> 01:29:23,280
It's sort of a turn your brain off because it's it's you're just watching tough World

2306
01:29:23,280 --> 01:29:24,280
War Two guys.

2307
01:29:24,280 --> 01:29:25,280
Yeah.

2308
01:29:25,280 --> 01:29:28,200
Deal with fucking zombies and with and it's it's awesome.

2309
01:29:28,200 --> 01:29:29,200
German zombies, I think.

2310
01:29:29,200 --> 01:29:30,200
Yeah.

2311
01:29:30,200 --> 01:29:31,320
No, it's like a Nazi zombie type thing.

2312
01:29:31,320 --> 01:29:33,720
So they just did black ops, COD zombies.

2313
01:29:33,720 --> 01:29:35,480
That's exactly what it was.

2314
01:29:35,480 --> 01:29:39,360
And I think they tried to get a couple like B list guys in there to to kind of make it

2315
01:29:39,360 --> 01:29:40,360
worth watching.

2316
01:29:40,360 --> 01:29:41,360
There's a few.

2317
01:29:41,360 --> 01:29:42,360
Oh, yeah, for sure.

2318
01:29:42,360 --> 01:29:47,840
It's not enemy at the gates or Saving Private Ryan, but it's definitely better than worth

2319
01:29:47,840 --> 01:29:49,760
a watch for sure.

2320
01:29:49,760 --> 01:29:52,680
What's that zombie kick kick?

2321
01:29:52,680 --> 01:29:54,400
What's that fucking zombie movie?

2322
01:29:54,400 --> 01:29:55,400
Zombie Land.

2323
01:29:55,400 --> 01:29:57,080
Zombie Land 2.

2324
01:29:57,080 --> 01:29:58,080
I haven't seen this.

2325
01:29:58,080 --> 01:29:59,080
I'm scared.

2326
01:29:59,080 --> 01:30:00,080
I'm scared.

2327
01:30:00,080 --> 01:30:01,080
I haven't seen it.

2328
01:30:01,080 --> 01:30:04,120
I haven't seen it for two years and I've not seen it.

2329
01:30:04,120 --> 01:30:05,120
I watched Zombie Land 2.

2330
01:30:05,120 --> 01:30:10,840
Did you guys hear they're making a Boondock Saints 3 without Troy Duffy as the director?

2331
01:30:10,840 --> 01:30:13,000
You mentioned that to us on the chat.

2332
01:30:13,000 --> 01:30:14,000
That's fucked up.

2333
01:30:14,000 --> 01:30:15,000
I'm scared.

2334
01:30:15,000 --> 01:30:16,000
I'm so scared.

2335
01:30:16,000 --> 01:30:20,120
Norman Reedus and Sean Patrick Flannery are returning, but it's about indoctrinating new

2336
01:30:20,120 --> 01:30:21,120
Saints.

2337
01:30:21,120 --> 01:30:22,960
Oh, lucky me.

2338
01:30:22,960 --> 01:30:25,960
And Troy Duffy is like, I'm going to continue the story in the novel.

2339
01:30:25,960 --> 01:30:27,720
So it's going to be a non-canon movie.

2340
01:30:27,720 --> 01:30:30,680
They're doing Star Wars to us on an indie film.

2341
01:30:30,680 --> 01:30:31,680
Okay.

2342
01:30:31,680 --> 01:30:34,600
As long as it's not as bad as Halo.

2343
01:30:34,600 --> 01:30:35,600
Oh shit.

2344
01:30:35,600 --> 01:30:36,600
Fucking Master Cheeks.

2345
01:30:36,600 --> 01:30:40,240
I haven't even given it a hate watch.

2346
01:30:40,240 --> 01:30:42,240
Master Chi on Jimmy Rings, bro.

2347
01:30:42,240 --> 01:30:45,240
Why do you gotta see his butt?

2348
01:30:45,240 --> 01:30:46,240
It's bad enough we gotta see his face.

2349
01:30:46,240 --> 01:30:47,240
You gotta show us his fucking ass.

2350
01:30:47,240 --> 01:30:48,240
He's supposed to be 14.

2351
01:30:48,240 --> 01:30:49,240
Why is he fucking an...

2352
01:30:49,240 --> 01:30:50,240
Oh, it's not.

2353
01:30:50,240 --> 01:30:51,240
It's not okay.

2354
01:30:51,240 --> 01:30:54,240
I know, but this is exactly where they killed the Arbiter.

2355
01:30:54,240 --> 01:30:57,240
They killed the Arbiter in fucking stupid 2.

2356
01:30:57,240 --> 01:30:58,240
Season 2.

2357
01:30:58,240 --> 01:30:59,240
That's dumb.

2358
01:30:59,240 --> 01:31:03,080
They said that's the better season.

2359
01:31:03,080 --> 01:31:06,280
The clips I've seen is him like playing in bits on the floor.

2360
01:31:06,280 --> 01:31:07,880
He looks kind of fucking dead.

2361
01:31:07,880 --> 01:31:09,440
Who plays Sergeant Johnson?

2362
01:31:09,440 --> 01:31:10,440
Carlos?

2363
01:31:10,440 --> 01:31:11,440
No, he's just no Johnson.

2364
01:31:11,440 --> 01:31:12,440
Okay.

2365
01:31:12,440 --> 01:31:13,440
He's just black.

2366
01:31:13,440 --> 01:31:16,240
Wait, I'm calling time out and I'll tell you why.

2367
01:31:16,240 --> 01:31:17,240
Andy.

2368
01:31:17,240 --> 01:31:18,240
What?

2369
01:31:18,240 --> 01:31:20,080
This is in your standup.

2370
01:31:20,080 --> 01:31:21,080
What?

2371
01:31:21,080 --> 01:31:23,160
What they're doing right now is in your standup.

2372
01:31:23,160 --> 01:31:24,160
What?

2373
01:31:24,160 --> 01:31:26,440
They're trashing something they don't like.

2374
01:31:26,440 --> 01:31:27,440
I love Halo.

2375
01:31:27,440 --> 01:31:28,440
Because...

2376
01:31:28,440 --> 01:31:29,440
You don't like the TV show.

2377
01:31:29,440 --> 01:31:31,960
You don't like an interpretation of it on television.

2378
01:31:31,960 --> 01:31:32,960
Fair.

2379
01:31:32,960 --> 01:31:39,600
No, what I'm saying is that you look at a movie like Madame Web and it is 50%.

2380
01:31:39,600 --> 01:31:42,840
It is a C. It's a D+.

2381
01:31:42,840 --> 01:31:46,040
It's not hot garbage like everyone says.

2382
01:31:46,040 --> 01:31:47,760
It's not on Rotten Tomatoes.

2383
01:31:47,760 --> 01:31:48,920
It's a 13%.

2384
01:31:48,920 --> 01:31:51,040
It's tubulomorphous, which is a 15%.

2385
01:31:51,040 --> 01:31:53,640
The Marvels was dog shit compared to like...

2386
01:31:53,640 --> 01:31:54,640
Wait, hold on.

2387
01:31:54,640 --> 01:31:55,920
But the Marvels wasn't dog shit.

2388
01:31:55,920 --> 01:31:56,920
The Marvels is a...

2389
01:31:56,920 --> 01:31:57,920
You didn't like it.

2390
01:31:57,920 --> 01:31:58,920
You didn't like it.

2391
01:31:58,920 --> 01:31:59,920
The Marvels is a hundred...

2392
01:31:59,920 --> 01:32:00,920
He didn't like it.

2393
01:32:00,920 --> 01:32:01,920
I didn't watch it.

2394
01:32:01,920 --> 01:32:07,160
But it's a hundreds, you know, whatever fucking million dollar movie.

2395
01:32:07,160 --> 01:32:08,880
But I'm just saying it looks great.

2396
01:32:08,880 --> 01:32:11,040
The acting is what it needs to be.

2397
01:32:11,040 --> 01:32:12,440
The story's fine.

2398
01:32:12,440 --> 01:32:14,960
Did you not like the scene with all the cats fucking eating everybody?

2399
01:32:14,960 --> 01:32:16,680
Okay, yeah, that was the saving grace of that movie.

2400
01:32:16,680 --> 01:32:18,160
Did you not like all the Nick Fury stuff?

2401
01:32:18,160 --> 01:32:19,160
Did you not like...

2402
01:32:19,160 --> 01:32:20,160
No.

2403
01:32:20,160 --> 01:32:21,160
Samuel Jackson stuff?

2404
01:32:21,160 --> 01:32:22,160
Did you watch...

2405
01:32:22,160 --> 01:32:23,160
Hold on.

2406
01:32:23,160 --> 01:32:24,560
I had to watch Secret Invasion for any of that Nick Fury stuff to make sense.

2407
01:32:24,560 --> 01:32:25,560
Yeah.

2408
01:32:25,560 --> 01:32:26,560
And that's what bothered me is the fact that, okay, cool.

2409
01:32:26,560 --> 01:32:28,240
I'm being having to force...

2410
01:32:28,240 --> 01:32:29,240
But that's what Marvel is.

2411
01:32:29,240 --> 01:32:30,240
But that's the point.

2412
01:32:30,240 --> 01:32:31,240
It's homework now.

2413
01:32:31,240 --> 01:32:32,240
But that's what Marvel is.

2414
01:32:32,240 --> 01:32:33,240
Yeah, but no.

2415
01:32:33,240 --> 01:32:36,440
It's more than that, Andy, because that particular movie that you're hammering on and that they

2416
01:32:36,440 --> 01:32:38,160
hammer on online and all that stuff.

2417
01:32:38,160 --> 01:32:39,160
Did you say that was Marvel?

2418
01:32:39,160 --> 01:32:46,240
My 11-year-old daughter, granddaughter, my 11-year-old granddaughter now is into Marvel.

2419
01:32:46,240 --> 01:32:47,240
Because of that movie?

2420
01:32:47,240 --> 01:32:48,240
Yes.

2421
01:32:48,240 --> 01:32:49,240
Okay.

2422
01:32:49,240 --> 01:32:51,840
So I can understand your 11-year-old granddaughter loving that because, again, Brie Larson became

2423
01:32:51,840 --> 01:32:52,840
a princess.

2424
01:32:52,840 --> 01:32:53,840
We're talking about the Marvels.

2425
01:32:53,840 --> 01:32:54,840
A Disney princess in that movie.

2426
01:32:54,840 --> 01:32:55,840
Not in that way.

2427
01:32:55,840 --> 01:32:59,440
But it was a very female-esque movie and stuff like that.

2428
01:32:59,440 --> 01:33:00,440
Nothing's wrong with that.

2429
01:33:00,440 --> 01:33:03,960
I mean, again, for what it was, again, it's a Marvel movie.

2430
01:33:03,960 --> 01:33:07,080
I liked it for that quality alone.

2431
01:33:07,080 --> 01:33:09,040
And realistically, I don't hate it.

2432
01:33:09,040 --> 01:33:10,040
And on top of that, it has nothing to...

2433
01:33:10,040 --> 01:33:11,040
But that is my least favorite.

2434
01:33:11,040 --> 01:33:12,040
I like Morbius over that.

2435
01:33:12,040 --> 01:33:15,480
It has nothing to do with strong female leads.

2436
01:33:15,480 --> 01:33:16,480
Same thing with Star Wars.

2437
01:33:16,480 --> 01:33:18,360
They're like, oh, you don't like Rey because she's a strong female.

2438
01:33:18,360 --> 01:33:19,360
Well, surprisingly...

2439
01:33:19,360 --> 01:33:20,360
Padme, Rey, Asuka.

2440
01:33:20,360 --> 01:33:21,360
Why haven't you seen the Marvels?

2441
01:33:21,360 --> 01:33:22,360
What was it?

2442
01:33:22,360 --> 01:33:23,360
Mrs. Marvel.

2443
01:33:23,360 --> 01:33:24,360
The TV show Mrs. Marvel was great.

2444
01:33:24,360 --> 01:33:28,440
I don't go see movies right when they come out.

2445
01:33:28,440 --> 01:33:31,840
And everyone was fucking trashing that movie and said, it wasn't great.

2446
01:33:31,840 --> 01:33:33,840
I kind of liked it, but...

2447
01:33:33,840 --> 01:33:34,840
But that's what we're saying.

2448
01:33:34,840 --> 01:33:35,880
Oh, you watched the Marvels?

2449
01:33:35,880 --> 01:33:37,720
I did not watch the Marvels.

2450
01:33:37,720 --> 01:33:39,000
So that's what I'm saying, though.

2451
01:33:39,000 --> 01:33:41,640
I watched Mrs. Marvel and I liked that show.

2452
01:33:41,640 --> 01:33:42,640
Yeah.

2453
01:33:42,640 --> 01:33:43,640
So why wouldn't you watch the movies earlier?

2454
01:33:43,640 --> 01:33:47,680
It's literally only seeing it to see Brie Larson interact with the girl from Mrs. Marvel.

2455
01:33:47,680 --> 01:33:49,340
And there's Rainbow.

2456
01:33:49,340 --> 01:33:51,600
There's the chick, the black chick from WandaVision.

2457
01:33:51,600 --> 01:33:52,600
Yeah.

2458
01:33:52,600 --> 01:33:53,600
Don't...

2459
01:33:53,600 --> 01:33:54,600
She gets powers.

2460
01:33:54,600 --> 01:33:55,600
What's wrong with her?

2461
01:33:55,600 --> 01:33:58,680
That was really only badass because of the ending sequence.

2462
01:33:58,680 --> 01:33:59,680
No, but she has...

2463
01:33:59,680 --> 01:34:00,680
Or the ending squips, my bad.

2464
01:34:00,680 --> 01:34:02,720
Well, let's not give away everything, because you've been giving away endings to everything

2465
01:34:02,720 --> 01:34:03,720
we've talked about.

2466
01:34:03,720 --> 01:34:04,720
It's been out for like a year and a half.

2467
01:34:04,720 --> 01:34:08,080
Literally, literally we're like, oh, let's talk about Halo for a second.

2468
01:34:08,080 --> 01:34:09,360
They kill the Arbiter in season two.

2469
01:34:09,360 --> 01:34:10,640
I haven't watched any of it.

2470
01:34:10,640 --> 01:34:11,640
I'm only going off of memes.

2471
01:34:11,640 --> 01:34:13,680
There's a movie where a girl is a gremlin on the plane.

2472
01:34:13,680 --> 01:34:14,680
She kills him at the end.

2473
01:34:14,680 --> 01:34:16,240
Andy, that is your point.

2474
01:34:16,240 --> 01:34:21,400
He just said to you, and I don't know if you heard it, he's only going off of memes.

2475
01:34:21,400 --> 01:34:24,440
So the point is it affects...

2476
01:34:24,440 --> 01:34:25,840
The one movie I'll give you.

2477
01:34:25,840 --> 01:34:26,840
Okay.

2478
01:34:26,840 --> 01:34:29,640
But what I'm saying is you didn't watch the Marvels, Austin, because...

2479
01:34:29,640 --> 01:34:30,640
Or Madame Web.

2480
01:34:30,640 --> 01:34:31,640
I've seen everything else.

2481
01:34:31,640 --> 01:34:33,120
Because you heard it was shitty.

2482
01:34:33,120 --> 01:34:37,200
No, I thought it was going to be shitty, so that's why I didn't go see it right away.

2483
01:34:37,200 --> 01:34:39,880
And then like my suspicions got confirmed.

2484
01:34:39,880 --> 01:34:40,880
What about it looks shitty?

2485
01:34:40,880 --> 01:34:41,880
You don't like Brie Larson?

2486
01:34:41,880 --> 01:34:42,880
No, I thought...

2487
01:34:42,880 --> 01:34:45,520
I was like, hey, this is dumb.

2488
01:34:45,520 --> 01:34:46,520
I just see...

2489
01:34:46,520 --> 01:34:47,520
What about it's dumb?

2490
01:34:47,520 --> 01:34:48,520
It's a funny movie.

2491
01:34:48,520 --> 01:34:49,520
It's got some funny parts.

2492
01:34:49,520 --> 01:34:50,520
It's got some cool action sequence.

2493
01:34:50,520 --> 01:34:55,800
I would literally watch it just for the homework and when it comes out on Disney for free.

2494
01:34:55,800 --> 01:34:56,800
It's on Disney for free.

2495
01:34:56,800 --> 01:34:57,800
I'm going to be real.

2496
01:34:57,800 --> 01:34:58,800
It's been out for weeks.

2497
01:34:58,800 --> 01:34:59,800
I'm going to be real.

2498
01:34:59,800 --> 01:35:00,800
I stopped watching Marvel movies after Endgame.

2499
01:35:00,800 --> 01:35:01,800
A lot of people did.

2500
01:35:01,800 --> 01:35:05,080
That's at least a stance I can get into.

2501
01:35:05,080 --> 01:35:06,080
I just couldn't keep up anyway.

2502
01:35:06,080 --> 01:35:07,080
Guardians 3 though.

2503
01:35:07,080 --> 01:35:08,080
I didn't watch it.

2504
01:35:08,080 --> 01:35:09,080
I didn't need to.

2505
01:35:09,080 --> 01:35:10,080
That was a stellar movie.

2506
01:35:10,080 --> 01:35:13,480
Well, so was Thor, Love and Thunder that everyone else shit on.

2507
01:35:13,480 --> 01:35:15,480
Oh, again, so you say you didn't shit on it, but why?

2508
01:35:15,480 --> 01:35:16,480
It was great.

2509
01:35:16,480 --> 01:35:18,040
Again, I did love that movie.

2510
01:35:18,040 --> 01:35:19,040
Spider-Man No Way Home.

2511
01:35:19,040 --> 01:35:20,440
That was also a good one.

2512
01:35:20,440 --> 01:35:21,440
Wait, hold on.

2513
01:35:21,440 --> 01:35:22,440
We're all talking at once.

2514
01:35:22,440 --> 01:35:23,440
We got it.

2515
01:35:23,440 --> 01:35:24,440
Sorry.

2516
01:35:24,440 --> 01:35:25,440
I didn't say it was shitty.

2517
01:35:25,440 --> 01:35:26,440
Okay.

2518
01:35:26,440 --> 01:35:27,440
All right.

2519
01:35:27,440 --> 01:35:28,440
Hold on.

2520
01:35:28,440 --> 01:35:29,440
So, okay.

2521
01:35:29,440 --> 01:35:31,200
You said eh when I mentioned Thor, Love and Thunder.

2522
01:35:31,200 --> 01:35:32,440
So it gets an eh from you.

2523
01:35:32,440 --> 01:35:33,440
What's the rating?

2524
01:35:33,440 --> 01:35:34,520
Like a six out of 10?

2525
01:35:34,520 --> 01:35:37,480
You know, you have a strong ending when you're a Thor movie and they just didn't have a strong

2526
01:35:37,480 --> 01:35:39,720
ending for me.

2527
01:35:39,720 --> 01:35:40,720
Just not better than Ragnarok.

2528
01:35:40,720 --> 01:35:46,600
I mean, Ragnarok was funny all around and I feel like, again, Thor, Love and Thunder

2529
01:35:46,600 --> 01:35:49,840
pushed a lot of ideals and stuff like that.

2530
01:35:49,840 --> 01:35:51,520
Yeah, but he's just following the comics.

2531
01:35:51,520 --> 01:35:53,520
Jane Foster's Thor in the comics.

2532
01:35:53,520 --> 01:35:54,520
Yeah, but I...

2533
01:35:54,520 --> 01:35:55,520
Okay, what about She-Hulk?

2534
01:35:55,520 --> 01:35:56,520
Oh, yeah.

2535
01:35:56,520 --> 01:35:57,920
I thought She-Hulk was great.

2536
01:35:57,920 --> 01:35:58,920
It was...

2537
01:35:58,920 --> 01:35:59,920
I love She-Hulk.

2538
01:35:59,920 --> 01:36:00,920
It's like a lawyer comedy.

2539
01:36:00,920 --> 01:36:01,920
I just thought it was a little weird.

2540
01:36:01,920 --> 01:36:04,440
There was like a whole gay rock monster romance sequel to.

2541
01:36:04,440 --> 01:36:05,440
Gay rock monster?

2542
01:36:05,440 --> 01:36:08,000
And I'm not bashing on any beliefs or nothing, but I'm just like...

2543
01:36:08,000 --> 01:36:11,760
It was just weird that they had to carry that on so much through that movie.

2544
01:36:11,760 --> 01:36:16,160
But I think that's the only gay character in all of Thor, I feel, and it's a rock monster.

2545
01:36:16,160 --> 01:36:17,160
Lady Sith.

2546
01:36:17,160 --> 01:36:18,160
Lady Sith.

2547
01:36:18,160 --> 01:36:19,160
Yeah.

2548
01:36:19,160 --> 01:36:20,160
There's a few different...

2549
01:36:20,160 --> 01:36:21,160
Loki.

2550
01:36:21,160 --> 01:36:22,160
Loki's kind of...

2551
01:36:22,160 --> 01:36:23,160
Right.

2552
01:36:23,160 --> 01:36:24,160
Loki's everything, but that's Thor.

2553
01:36:24,160 --> 01:36:25,160
Yeah, exactly.

2554
01:36:25,160 --> 01:36:26,160
Well, Loki's just in Nuxa.

2555
01:36:26,160 --> 01:36:27,160
I'm not even gonna go there.

2556
01:36:27,160 --> 01:36:28,160
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

2557
01:36:28,160 --> 01:36:29,160
Shut the fuck up.

2558
01:36:29,160 --> 01:36:30,160
I haven't seen season two.

2559
01:36:30,160 --> 01:36:31,160
And you stop.

2560
01:36:31,160 --> 01:36:32,160
I'm not even gonna go there.

2561
01:36:32,160 --> 01:36:33,160
Just say it.

2562
01:36:33,160 --> 01:36:34,160
It's great.

2563
01:36:34,160 --> 01:36:35,160
Look what I did.

2564
01:36:35,160 --> 01:36:36,160
It's great.

2565
01:36:36,160 --> 01:36:37,160
I'll just say it's great.

2566
01:36:37,160 --> 01:36:38,160
Watch it.

2567
01:36:38,160 --> 01:36:39,160
Please.

2568
01:36:39,160 --> 01:36:41,200
For the love of God, don't say, oh, yeah, I saw a meme where at the end of Loki fucking

2569
01:36:41,200 --> 01:36:42,200
blah, blah, blah.

2570
01:36:42,200 --> 01:36:43,200
Don't.

2571
01:36:43,200 --> 01:36:44,200
I didn't.

2572
01:36:44,200 --> 01:36:45,200
Okay.

2573
01:36:45,200 --> 01:36:46,200
I'm just gonna have to stop you.

2574
01:36:46,200 --> 01:36:49,920
And it's not just about this, about Marvel, we get into that with Marvel because we're

2575
01:36:49,920 --> 01:36:55,600
all geeks, but we do this with everything nowadays and that's the problem.

2576
01:36:55,600 --> 01:36:57,440
Everything has to be black or white.

2577
01:36:57,440 --> 01:36:58,540
Everything has to be a meme.

2578
01:36:58,540 --> 01:37:02,380
Everything has to be like, oh, and so you're just saying and is something that you really

2579
01:37:02,380 --> 01:37:03,380
don't know.

2580
01:37:03,380 --> 01:37:04,380
Yeah.

2581
01:37:04,380 --> 01:37:07,920
You know, if you got to look at it from other people's eyes and then they hear you and it

2582
01:37:07,920 --> 01:37:10,080
affects what's in their brain.

2583
01:37:10,080 --> 01:37:11,800
And that's our whole world we're living in now.

2584
01:37:11,800 --> 01:37:12,800
It's crazy.

2585
01:37:12,800 --> 01:37:17,800
I don't take one little thing and blow it up and you go into a movie that you don't

2586
01:37:17,800 --> 01:37:18,800
even know.

2587
01:37:18,800 --> 01:37:19,800
You know, like is my own.

2588
01:37:19,800 --> 01:37:20,800
Yeah.

2589
01:37:20,800 --> 01:37:26,720
But here's the problem is that these reviews affect people going and seeing it.

2590
01:37:26,720 --> 01:37:28,760
It's like it really does fuck shit up for the movie.

2591
01:37:28,760 --> 01:37:29,760
So it's like everyone.

2592
01:37:29,760 --> 01:37:31,840
Oh, it's all girl power.

2593
01:37:31,840 --> 01:37:35,480
Disney has an agenda and all this stuff, which I hear all the fucking time, which is just

2594
01:37:35,480 --> 01:37:39,920
what the fuck I'm picking shoes with it.

2595
01:37:39,920 --> 01:37:42,960
I mean, I listen to screen crush Ryan Airy, you're right.

2596
01:37:42,960 --> 01:37:43,960
Sure.

2597
01:37:43,960 --> 01:37:47,400
And I trust them because I feel like they get me the fan, especially when it comes to

2598
01:37:47,400 --> 01:37:48,880
like things like Star Wars.

2599
01:37:48,880 --> 01:37:50,440
Oh, yeah.

2600
01:37:50,440 --> 01:37:52,560
Every, every episode of a Soca.

2601
01:37:52,560 --> 01:37:53,560
I was right on.

2602
01:37:53,560 --> 01:37:54,560
Those are.

2603
01:37:54,560 --> 01:37:55,560
Yeah.

2604
01:37:55,560 --> 01:37:56,560
She becomes a so great.

2605
01:37:56,560 --> 01:37:57,560
Wait, hold on.

2606
01:37:57,560 --> 01:37:58,560
Hold on.

2607
01:37:58,560 --> 01:37:59,560
Stop spoiling things.

2608
01:37:59,560 --> 01:38:00,560
Not everyone has seen a soca.

2609
01:38:00,560 --> 01:38:01,560
I did.

2610
01:38:01,560 --> 01:38:02,560
I can't be the only asshole.

2611
01:38:02,560 --> 01:38:03,560
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

2612
01:38:03,560 --> 01:38:07,000
Actually, let's stop because this is this is I don't want these roots.

2613
01:38:07,000 --> 01:38:08,000
Let's just get back to crank.

2614
01:38:08,000 --> 01:38:10,000
We need to finish this fucking review.

2615
01:38:10,000 --> 01:38:11,000
Six months ago.

2616
01:38:11,000 --> 01:38:13,520
But I'm you know, we can spoil Craig.

2617
01:38:13,520 --> 01:38:15,520
It's been out for 20 something years.

2618
01:38:15,520 --> 01:38:17,280
Final Fantasy rebirth and watch.

2619
01:38:17,280 --> 01:38:19,360
I need to finish the game and then we'll fuck.

2620
01:38:19,360 --> 01:38:20,360
I'll get into it.

2621
01:38:20,360 --> 01:38:22,320
But let's just get back to Craig.

2622
01:38:22,320 --> 01:38:24,480
So he's he's stealing cars.

2623
01:38:24,480 --> 01:38:31,160
He's fucking in a hospital gown doing a doing a Jackson.

2624
01:38:31,160 --> 01:38:32,760
Jack's teller on the motorcycle.

2625
01:38:32,760 --> 01:38:33,760
Yeah.

2626
01:38:33,760 --> 01:38:34,760
Hospital gown.

2627
01:38:34,760 --> 01:38:35,760
How about that?

2628
01:38:35,760 --> 01:38:36,760
Spoiler.

2629
01:38:36,760 --> 01:38:37,760
That movie came out.

2630
01:38:37,760 --> 01:38:38,760
It was 20 years ago.

2631
01:38:38,760 --> 01:38:41,760
And you know, I have you finished the game?

2632
01:38:41,760 --> 01:38:44,160
Someone spoiled that for me.

2633
01:38:44,160 --> 01:38:48,680
Someone shared a fucking video of him just doing exactly what you're talking about.

2634
01:38:48,680 --> 01:38:54,720
I'm like, I came up with a theory that that they put Courtney Love in the show right at

2635
01:38:54,720 --> 01:38:56,920
the end, just like here's Courtney Love.

2636
01:38:56,920 --> 01:39:00,040
And then you look at Jack's teller like he's fucking Kurt Cobain.

2637
01:39:00,040 --> 01:39:03,200
I'm like, this is just a show for Courtney.

2638
01:39:03,200 --> 01:39:08,000
To give Courtney Love something to finger herself to.

2639
01:39:08,000 --> 01:39:15,000
OK, so he goes to the hospital, steals epinephrum, gets defibrillated, gets launched into an

2640
01:39:15,000 --> 01:39:21,280
elevator, somehow doesn't die from that, steals a fucking police bike in a very funny way

2641
01:39:21,280 --> 01:39:25,280
by stealing the guy's gun and then just fucking throwing it away from him, like taunting him

2642
01:39:25,280 --> 01:39:26,480
and then getting on his bike.

2643
01:39:26,480 --> 01:39:28,600
Does the Jackson tellers that way?

2644
01:39:28,600 --> 01:39:30,360
What's his name?

2645
01:39:30,360 --> 01:39:31,360
Jack's teller.

2646
01:39:31,360 --> 01:39:32,360
Jack's teller.

2647
01:39:32,360 --> 01:39:39,120
And then he crashes and then somehow doesn't die, goes head first to this fucking table,

2648
01:39:39,120 --> 01:39:45,760
somehow helmetless, practically naked at 40 or 50 miles an hour, crashes his motorcycle

2649
01:39:45,760 --> 01:39:50,840
into a fucking restaurant, goes head first to a table, smashing it to fucking pieces.

2650
01:39:50,840 --> 01:39:51,840
Almost like it was a boat.

2651
01:39:51,840 --> 01:39:54,000
Thank God he was wearing a helmet.

2652
01:39:54,000 --> 01:39:55,000
He wasn't.

2653
01:39:55,000 --> 01:39:56,000
Oh, that's right.

2654
01:39:56,000 --> 01:39:57,000
The other movie.

2655
01:39:57,000 --> 01:39:58,000
I was sleeping.

2656
01:39:58,000 --> 01:39:59,000
What movie?

2657
01:39:59,000 --> 01:40:00,000
What are you saying, Mike?

2658
01:40:00,000 --> 01:40:01,000
Almost like it was a boat in the other movie.

2659
01:40:01,000 --> 01:40:02,680
Climbing into the roof.

2660
01:40:02,680 --> 01:40:04,120
What movie did we talk about this week?

2661
01:40:04,120 --> 01:40:05,120
I don't know, Mike.

2662
01:40:05,120 --> 01:40:06,120
I'm high as fuck.

2663
01:40:06,120 --> 01:40:07,120
Roadhouse.

2664
01:40:07,120 --> 01:40:08,120
Okay, Roadhouse.

2665
01:40:08,120 --> 01:40:09,120
Shit.

2666
01:40:09,120 --> 01:40:10,120
So, no spoilers.

2667
01:40:10,120 --> 01:40:11,120
Don't spoil it.

2668
01:40:11,120 --> 01:40:12,120
No spoilers.

2669
01:40:12,120 --> 01:40:13,120
It's not a spoiler.

2670
01:40:13,120 --> 01:40:14,120
Motorcycle boat.

2671
01:40:14,120 --> 01:40:15,120
That's all I said.

2672
01:40:15,120 --> 01:40:16,120
Motorcycle boat.

2673
01:40:16,120 --> 01:40:17,120
Well, now, anytime someone sees a motorcycle.

2674
01:40:17,120 --> 01:40:18,120
There's a motorcycle and a boat.

2675
01:40:18,120 --> 01:40:19,840
I'm not going to watch this fucking movie.

2676
01:40:19,840 --> 01:40:20,840
I don't like boats.

2677
01:40:20,840 --> 01:40:23,040
Two wheeled vehicles and no wheeled vehicles?

2678
01:40:23,040 --> 01:40:24,040
Hell no.

2679
01:40:24,040 --> 01:40:28,720
I stopped writing notes at some point because at all you can do is, at some point the notes

2680
01:40:28,720 --> 01:40:35,400
would just be, bam, crash, explosion, shoot, fight, kick, drugs.

2681
01:40:35,400 --> 01:40:36,400
Blowjumping.

2682
01:40:36,400 --> 01:40:40,200
My notes ended right after Hector.

2683
01:40:40,200 --> 01:40:42,040
Hector!

2684
01:40:42,040 --> 01:40:43,440
Exclamation point.

2685
01:40:43,440 --> 01:40:48,520
And then when the, what's his name, Verona, pulls up to wherever they're going and they're

2686
01:40:48,520 --> 01:40:52,200
playing Pac-Man and they're Escalade on a GameCube controller.

2687
01:40:52,200 --> 01:40:53,200
Yeah.

2688
01:40:53,200 --> 01:40:55,100
So, I had problems with that too.

2689
01:40:55,100 --> 01:40:59,200
If you have a GameCube controller, most likely there's a GameCube pimped my ride somewhere

2690
01:40:59,200 --> 01:41:01,240
in that fucking vehicle.

2691
01:41:01,240 --> 01:41:03,360
And you're playing Tetris?

2692
01:41:03,360 --> 01:41:05,760
With the sounds that, no, it wasn't Tetris.

2693
01:41:05,760 --> 01:41:06,760
It couldn't have been Tetris.

2694
01:41:06,760 --> 01:41:07,760
It was Pac-Man.

2695
01:41:07,760 --> 01:41:08,760
It was Pac-Man.

2696
01:41:08,760 --> 01:41:10,560
On a GameCube, which I don't think you can play on a GameCube.

2697
01:41:10,560 --> 01:41:12,160
It's the only thing they could probably get the rights to.

2698
01:41:12,160 --> 01:41:14,280
Actually, I think there is a Namco collection for that.

2699
01:41:14,280 --> 01:41:15,960
It was Namco on the screen.

2700
01:41:15,960 --> 01:41:16,960
I had one for PS3.

2701
01:41:16,960 --> 01:41:18,800
It is on PS3, so maybe.

2702
01:41:18,800 --> 01:41:21,400
Well, this was 2006 according to Google Maps.

2703
01:41:21,400 --> 01:41:24,080
Well, they could have been playing Godzilla Destroy All Monsters and that would have

2704
01:41:24,080 --> 01:41:25,080
made more fucking sense.

2705
01:41:25,080 --> 01:41:29,040
It's fucking cool, but the rights, it's all movie rights.

2706
01:41:29,040 --> 01:41:30,040
You know in-

2707
01:41:30,040 --> 01:41:31,040
Speaking of God-

2708
01:41:31,040 --> 01:41:32,040
Sorry, sorry, Andy.

2709
01:41:32,040 --> 01:41:34,960
I'm going to tangent your tangent right now.

2710
01:41:34,960 --> 01:41:39,840
Speaking of Godzilla, Glitch just got a brand new Godzilla machine.

2711
01:41:39,840 --> 01:41:40,840
Remember the one we played the Marvel?

2712
01:41:40,840 --> 01:41:41,840
Yeah.

2713
01:41:41,840 --> 01:41:42,840
It's a connected one?

2714
01:41:42,840 --> 01:41:43,840
It's a connected one and it's Godzilla.

2715
01:41:43,840 --> 01:41:44,840
Glitch Barcadian, man.

2716
01:41:44,840 --> 01:41:45,840
Dude, sick.

2717
01:41:45,840 --> 01:41:47,480
Brought to you by Glitch Barcadian.

2718
01:41:47,480 --> 01:41:51,720
So, the connected ones, you can use your phone, which we talked about, and it'll scan you

2719
01:41:51,720 --> 01:41:57,040
in and you get out like your score is recorded online and it tells you what players are up.

2720
01:41:57,040 --> 01:41:58,040
It's fucking cool.

2721
01:41:58,040 --> 01:41:59,040
It's with Stern pinball.

2722
01:41:59,040 --> 01:42:02,120
Yeah, and then they send you a bunch of new, they tell you all the new machines and all,

2723
01:42:02,120 --> 01:42:03,680
they send you all the newsletters.

2724
01:42:03,680 --> 01:42:04,680
Oh.

2725
01:42:04,680 --> 01:42:05,680
I didn't get any newsletters.

2726
01:42:05,680 --> 01:42:07,960
And Mike kicked everyone's ass somehow.

2727
01:42:07,960 --> 01:42:12,280
At every retro game we tried, Mike is just, he's good at one thing.

2728
01:42:12,280 --> 01:42:14,320
Mortal Kombat even, I think, right?

2729
01:42:14,320 --> 01:42:15,320
No.

2730
01:42:15,320 --> 01:42:16,320
Good to know.

2731
01:42:16,320 --> 01:42:17,320
I think I beat him in Mortal Kombat.

2732
01:42:17,320 --> 01:42:18,320
No, I did.

2733
01:42:18,320 --> 01:42:19,320
I beat you in Mortal Kombat.

2734
01:42:19,320 --> 01:42:21,200
Well, you're Mike, you gotta miss Pac-Man contest.

2735
01:42:21,200 --> 01:42:22,640
What are you, a Sub-Zero main?

2736
01:42:22,640 --> 01:42:23,640
What do you do?

2737
01:42:23,640 --> 01:42:27,200
Yeah, I was a Sub-Zero main.

2738
01:42:27,200 --> 01:42:31,520
Back forward, back down forward, eh?

2739
01:42:31,520 --> 01:42:32,520
Punch?

2740
01:42:32,520 --> 01:42:33,520
Get over here!

2741
01:42:33,520 --> 01:42:34,520
Yeah.

2742
01:42:34,520 --> 01:42:37,640
My kids used to get so mad because I would just beat the hell out of the controller and

2743
01:42:37,640 --> 01:42:40,160
beat him every time in Mortal Kombat.

2744
01:42:40,160 --> 01:42:43,640
Are you just waiting for them to get just old enough so you can bust out GoldenEye when

2745
01:42:43,640 --> 01:42:45,480
they say a bad word or something?

2746
01:42:45,480 --> 01:42:47,200
Oh man, I sucked at GoldenEye.

2747
01:42:47,200 --> 01:42:49,760
I would've kicked your ass at that, too.

2748
01:42:49,760 --> 01:42:55,480
Alright, so he just does increasingly more outrageous things, but I think what really

2749
01:42:55,480 --> 01:43:03,640
gets interesting is when he A, fucks his girlfriend, rapes his girlfriend in a street.

2750
01:43:03,640 --> 01:43:05,200
Nah, she liked it at the end.

2751
01:43:05,200 --> 01:43:06,200
She did.

2752
01:43:06,200 --> 01:43:07,200
She bit his lip.

2753
01:43:07,200 --> 01:43:08,200
She bit his lip.

2754
01:43:08,200 --> 01:43:15,160
She says no repeatedly, punches him, claws at him, pushes him away, kicks at him.

2755
01:43:15,160 --> 01:43:18,780
He keeps, she trusts me, you trust me, he just keeps fucking grabbing her titties and

2756
01:43:18,780 --> 01:43:20,920
trying to rape her and then eventually rapes her.

2757
01:43:20,920 --> 01:43:22,360
Meanwhile every spectator is-

2758
01:43:22,360 --> 01:43:23,360
No one stops this.

2759
01:43:23,360 --> 01:43:25,960
Not a single person is stopping this man.

2760
01:43:25,960 --> 01:43:27,040
They're cheering it on.

2761
01:43:27,040 --> 01:43:28,040
They're cheering.

2762
01:43:28,040 --> 01:43:29,040
Eventually.

2763
01:43:29,040 --> 01:43:33,840
But also I gotta refer to our tit specialist, Mike, on the scene.

2764
01:43:33,840 --> 01:43:40,480
Do you- were those stunt tits?

2765
01:43:40,480 --> 01:43:42,000
Do you know if those were stunt tits?

2766
01:43:42,000 --> 01:43:43,000
I have no idea.

2767
01:43:43,000 --> 01:43:46,600
Oh, a thousand percent stunt tits because you only see a tit.

2768
01:43:46,600 --> 01:43:47,600
You don't see the face.

2769
01:43:47,600 --> 01:43:48,600
Yeah, is that- that's what I'm saying.

2770
01:43:48,600 --> 01:43:50,160
I was like, was that her actual-

2771
01:43:50,160 --> 01:43:53,280
Yeah, but you do see her titties in other things.

2772
01:43:53,280 --> 01:43:55,240
So if you want to see-

2773
01:43:55,240 --> 01:43:57,240
Why would they do that?

2774
01:43:57,240 --> 01:43:58,240
Amy Smart, yes.

2775
01:43:58,240 --> 01:43:59,240
Amy Smart.

2776
01:43:59,240 --> 01:44:00,240
Use the real tits.

2777
01:44:00,240 --> 01:44:01,240
Also from-

2778
01:44:01,240 --> 01:44:02,240
Butterfly Effect.

2779
01:44:02,240 --> 01:44:03,240
One of the best movies ever.

2780
01:44:03,240 --> 01:44:04,240
Yes, Butterfly Effect.

2781
01:44:04,240 --> 01:44:05,240
Butterfly was about to get into Butterfly Effect.

2782
01:44:05,240 --> 01:44:06,600
And I don't think it was a stunt tit.

2783
01:44:06,600 --> 01:44:08,240
I think it was a stunt tit.

2784
01:44:08,240 --> 01:44:09,240
Better performance.

2785
01:44:09,240 --> 01:44:10,240
Well, actually, you know what?

2786
01:44:10,240 --> 01:44:11,240
I'm not gonna argue with Mike on this.

2787
01:44:11,240 --> 01:44:12,240
Did you pause?

2788
01:44:12,240 --> 01:44:13,240
No, did you?

2789
01:44:13,240 --> 01:44:14,240
Of course.

2790
01:44:14,240 --> 01:44:15,240
Oh my goodness.

2791
01:44:15,240 --> 01:44:16,240
Okay, well, Mike, the titty lover, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna

2792
01:44:16,240 --> 01:44:20,280
say, okay, well, Mike, the titty lover, I'll trust your judgment on that.

2793
01:44:20,280 --> 01:44:21,720
And we're gonna defer to your judgment.

2794
01:44:21,720 --> 01:44:24,640
The gavel's been smacked down.

2795
01:44:24,640 --> 01:44:25,640
Not a stunt titty.

2796
01:44:25,640 --> 01:44:28,400
Can we get a shirt that says that?

2797
01:44:28,400 --> 01:44:29,400
Mike the titty lover?

2798
01:44:29,400 --> 01:44:30,400
Yeah.

2799
01:44:30,400 --> 01:44:32,440
That titty hiding bitch is what it would say.

2800
01:44:32,440 --> 01:44:36,080
And it's just a grumpy little character caricature of Mike.

2801
01:44:36,080 --> 01:44:40,780
One looking, holding a movie, like a PG movie on that titty hiding bitch.

2802
01:44:40,780 --> 01:44:43,720
Nobody answers our call or weekly questions.

2803
01:44:43,720 --> 01:44:49,740
The weekly question is just gonna be design us a shirt. What should our shirts say? Yeah, seven zero two eight two nine

2804
01:44:50,780 --> 01:44:57,200
0117 you memorized it. Yes, cuz I type the weekly questions every week and nobody fucking calls. Oh, dude, please call them

2805
01:44:57,200 --> 01:45:01,360
It's not the answer number answer any of answer any of the questions

2806
01:45:02,780 --> 01:45:04,780
Fucking want to talk about even

2807
01:45:05,000 --> 01:45:08,940
Not even be a question just call us and tell us how you're feeling. We'll play you on the podcast

2808
01:45:08,940 --> 01:45:11,800
You know, we're a suicide hotline on top of it. We might not help you but

2809
01:45:11,800 --> 01:45:19,440
It's a voicemail I have to physically go check it and you guys know how little I check it so like

2810
01:45:20,040 --> 01:45:26,880
When I say that you're not gonna get me. So if you're afraid of like somebody picking up the phone, that's not gonna happen

2811
01:45:26,880 --> 01:45:29,040
Just leave a message. It's a fun voicemail

2812
01:45:29,040 --> 01:45:34,320
So if you want a bunch of stoners advice on anything you could even ask a question and they'll give you advice on what to do

2813
01:45:34,760 --> 01:45:38,220
Yeah, but nothing political or quiz us or talking to us about a movie

2814
01:45:38,220 --> 01:45:41,140
Recommend a movie or tell us we suck

2815
01:45:42,900 --> 01:45:44,900
We might even take it the cloud in the sky

2816
01:45:45,900 --> 01:45:48,740
Well, we all know how it ends. She beats the shit out of the gremlin

2817
01:45:55,420 --> 01:45:59,940
So, okay, I do know I will say a couple points main bad guy in crank

2818
01:46:01,020 --> 01:46:02,380
What's his name?

2819
01:46:02,380 --> 01:46:06,540
Verona, he's great. I don't want to go to this because of my reputation

2820
01:46:06,540 --> 01:46:12,900
But you skipped over because you don't want that rape scene and that okay kids on the bus

2821
01:46:12,900 --> 01:46:13,860
Oh, yeah

2822
01:46:13,860 --> 01:46:17,620
Japanese of that scene a bunch of Japanese girls pull up what's in China?

2823
01:46:19,340 --> 01:46:26,300
It was hilarious her reaction to watching everyone start cheering it on was quite different than ours

2824
01:46:26,740 --> 01:46:31,260
Probably what does your wife think of me? Cuz I picked the movie. She's like what's up with this Austin guy?

2825
01:46:32,460 --> 01:46:34,460
She used to my movie. She's fine

2826
01:46:34,460 --> 01:46:39,940
Is this your wreck? This is my recommendations. What did it beat out because I had a good one last week

2827
01:46:40,540 --> 01:46:42,540
It does sometimes

2828
01:46:43,780 --> 01:46:50,340
You try to get us to watch Labyrinth and then somebody else wanted me to watch Labyrinth trying to remember the movie that he wants us

2829
01:46:50,340 --> 01:46:52,340
To watch but he wants to force upon us

2830
01:46:54,620 --> 01:46:56,620
We got that under control

2831
01:46:58,580 --> 01:47:00,580
So, yeah, he rapes his girlfriend

2832
01:47:00,580 --> 01:47:06,540
She still then goes and follows him on his adventures, I guess

2833
01:47:07,340 --> 01:47:08,980
okay, so

2834
01:47:08,980 --> 01:47:10,340
he

2835
01:47:10,340 --> 01:47:14,940
Eventually gets him some guns and it goes from I wasn't expecting it to be a shoot-em-up

2836
01:47:15,540 --> 01:47:16,980
He's Jason Statham

2837
01:47:16,980 --> 01:47:21,260
I always expect him to just be punching and kicking everyone to death or to

2838
01:47:21,700 --> 01:47:25,500
Unconsciousness and sometimes death right like that's the vibe you get with Jason

2839
01:47:25,500 --> 01:47:27,220
It's like a lot of the times if you're lucky

2840
01:47:27,220 --> 01:47:31,860
He just kicks you really hard in the chest and you just lay the fuck down and just hope he just goes away

2841
01:47:32,020 --> 01:47:35,900
That's what I'm assuming that these bad guys are doing right, but if he

2842
01:47:36,980 --> 01:47:41,940
But in this one, he just gets a fucking bunch of guns and shoots and kills a shitload of people

2843
01:47:42,500 --> 01:47:45,300
Which I love but I love the bad guy. He was great

2844
01:47:45,780 --> 01:47:48,100
I don't really have any other notes other than

2845
01:47:48,940 --> 01:47:50,380
cool ending

2846
01:47:50,380 --> 01:47:54,900
That he falls out of the plane. I like that. That was fun. That was a cool moment

2847
01:47:54,900 --> 01:48:00,740
I like all it just the whole bullshit. Yeah, I love the I love the phone call cuz it's it was sort of like a

2848
01:48:01,780 --> 01:48:08,020
What what you it didn't it wasn't like a well rehearsed thing that he would have thought about it

2849
01:48:08,020 --> 01:48:10,320
It was just sort of just like man. I'm about to die, but fuck it

2850
01:48:10,940 --> 01:48:12,940
Hey, I like how

2851
01:48:13,420 --> 01:48:16,860
My only other note that I didn't say was dick pills and Red Bull

2852
01:48:17,340 --> 01:48:22,360
We're just it's like all the things that get your heart rate up sex fighting

2853
01:48:22,360 --> 01:48:24,360
cocaine

2854
01:48:25,120 --> 01:48:29,400
Driving your car really fast and then it went to dick pills and Red Bull. I'm like what else?

2855
01:48:30,760 --> 01:48:36,700
Jamaican concoction right and right after this is when my wife is sitting there watching this movie and goes

2856
01:48:37,480 --> 01:48:39,800
Huh? He should get some primateen mist

2857
01:48:39,800 --> 01:48:49,360
What the fuck are you trying to tell me what's primateen it turns its asthma medicine and when you eat epinephrine

2858
01:48:49,360 --> 01:48:51,360
Holy shit your wife is

2859
01:48:51,360 --> 01:48:53,360
on the sauce my dude she's on the

2860
01:48:53,360 --> 01:48:55,360
She's on the

2861
01:48:55,360 --> 01:48:57,360
Is your wife Jason Statham?

2862
01:48:57,360 --> 01:48:59,360
No because she's always using that shit

2863
01:48:59,360 --> 01:49:01,360
She's chasing the clouds the asthma clouds

2864
01:49:01,360 --> 01:49:07,360
Is she related to Jason Statham's brother who starred in Ghost of Mars?

2865
01:49:07,360 --> 01:49:11,040
I have a lifelong supply of Benadryl and primateen mist

2866
01:49:12,640 --> 01:49:15,280
Fuck that's for sure. Let's get cranked

2867
01:49:17,320 --> 01:49:19,240
All right well

2868
01:49:19,240 --> 01:49:21,240
this movie

2869
01:49:21,480 --> 01:49:25,360
It's exactly what you kind of think it's gonna be there's nothing shocking

2870
01:49:26,920 --> 01:49:33,560
The rape scene is shocking other than that I feel like you know what it's because I'd seen the movie

2871
01:49:33,560 --> 01:49:39,040
Before a couple of times in the past that it's lost its it's lost its edge

2872
01:49:39,320 --> 01:49:45,920
But if you watch it for the first time and it was 2006 I bet you it would be like oh

2873
01:49:45,920 --> 01:49:47,920
This is a pretty exciting movie

2874
01:49:49,080 --> 01:49:53,720
So for the time yeah for the time I'm ready to rate this thing for being honest

2875
01:49:53,720 --> 01:50:01,040
I have a really unique experience seeing the sequel before ever seeing this movie and like the sequel is just like oh

2876
01:50:01,040 --> 01:50:04,080
This is such a fun turn your brain off movie shout out to Brendan and Anna

2877
01:50:05,360 --> 01:50:10,920
But then I was like fuck yeah, my movie got chosen I get to watch the I was gonna watch it anyways sure

2878
01:50:12,560 --> 01:50:19,100
Fucking B plus dude it's if if you haven't seen the sequel like the sequel is just as good little less rape

2879
01:50:19,100 --> 01:50:21,840
Which is I mean whatever but yeah

2880
01:50:22,400 --> 01:50:27,200
It's definitely I bet you they got notes on that little less less rapey little less slurs

2881
01:50:27,600 --> 01:50:29,600
Yeah, probably doesn't say

2882
01:50:29,600 --> 01:50:35,440
I'm gonna kick some black ass in that and the second one does he say I'm gonna kick some like Mexican ass or something

2883
01:50:35,440 --> 01:50:37,880
There's no no so all the racism is between

2884
01:50:38,840 --> 01:50:41,160
Not white people and other not white people

2885
01:50:47,640 --> 01:50:49,640
Cast crank I

2886
01:50:50,640 --> 01:50:53,640
Think I think crank should be played by Michael B. Jordan

2887
01:50:53,640 --> 01:50:59,120
Michael B. Jordan is Jason Sathan yes the coke dealer has to be a white guy though. Yeah, he's played by

2888
01:50:59,760 --> 01:51:07,040
Who's our guy from trailer park boys? No Ricky or Julian or bubbles? No Ricky's to Nicky. Oh, oh Jay

2889
01:51:08,040 --> 01:51:10,040
J rock

2890
01:51:10,040 --> 01:51:15,640
No, I've never seen trailer park boys. I don't know why I said my god. I meant to say eastbound and down

2891
01:51:17,160 --> 01:51:18,040
Oh

2892
01:51:18,040 --> 01:51:21,560
The guy you don't like I what it's it's I have just an issue with his face

2893
01:51:21,560 --> 01:51:23,560
From your highness, what's his name?

2894
01:51:24,320 --> 01:51:26,640
I know it did you want to know extremely famous?

2895
01:51:26,640 --> 01:51:30,560
Yes, he's very famous commute comedy, and I love that show and I love everything

2896
01:51:31,520 --> 01:51:33,520
but

2897
01:51:33,520 --> 01:51:35,200
I'm a bride

2898
01:51:35,200 --> 01:51:40,240
Okay, so Danny McBride would sell him the coke. I love you don't don't listen to Andy and then all the white guys that would come

2899
01:51:40,240 --> 01:51:42,800
In would be Adam Sandler's crew that he

2900
01:51:44,000 --> 01:51:46,000
like that

2901
01:51:46,000 --> 01:51:54,320
Those David made the game is not a list or I'm talking about the C list crew that he shoved into every grandma's

2902
01:51:55,360 --> 01:51:57,360
dealer from grandma's

2903
01:51:57,520 --> 01:52:03,320
No, no, they're too famous the drug dealer from grandma's boy the main guy from grandma's boy

2904
01:52:04,920 --> 01:52:07,660
Dante the main guy the weasel

2905
01:52:09,280 --> 01:52:11,280
Sure, he's too famous. I

2906
01:52:11,280 --> 01:52:13,280
Was

2907
01:52:13,920 --> 01:52:15,920
That doesn't have a tongue in water boy

2908
01:52:20,080 --> 01:52:28,200
You like to see homos naked that one so and then um, I don't know can don't can don't can be Bobby Lee

2909
01:52:30,880 --> 01:52:37,560
Yeah, that is right we forgot a key point of the movie is the whole reason why all this is happening to him

2910
01:52:37,560 --> 01:52:42,200
It's because he got sent to kill Don Kim and he's like didn't I don't want to do this anymore

2911
01:52:42,200 --> 01:52:47,680
I want to run away with my girlfriend and you know, good. All you have to do is disappear for 48 hours

2912
01:52:47,680 --> 01:52:50,400
It's my friend Matt. Matt has to be Jason Statham

2913
01:52:51,280 --> 01:52:53,280
Australian Matt has to be

2914
01:52:54,640 --> 01:52:57,140
We're black casting black

2915
01:53:00,460 --> 01:53:06,640
Okay, so you gave it a B plus yep Mike, okay, I'll say this about this movie I've seen it

2916
01:53:06,640 --> 01:53:08,880
You're not five times very well

2917
01:53:08,880 --> 01:53:11,160
No, so I've crossed out most of them as well

2918
01:53:11,560 --> 01:53:15,480
because the only thing I really had is that this to talk about the movie and

2919
01:53:17,200 --> 01:53:21,560
It's it's nothing's easy in this movie. It's it's a hard watch in a lot of ways

2920
01:53:23,680 --> 01:53:25,680
It's got some good one-liners

2921
01:53:26,040 --> 01:53:27,360
it's

2922
01:53:27,360 --> 01:53:32,800
It's one of those movies and when it comes on you just don't change the channel you watch the end of it wherever it picks up

2923
01:53:32,800 --> 01:53:35,700
It doesn't matter where this movie starts. It makes no difference

2924
01:53:35,700 --> 01:53:37,460
Yeah

2925
01:53:37,460 --> 01:53:39,780
So for that reason I

2926
01:53:40,700 --> 01:53:42,700
Don't know. I'm gonna give it

2927
01:53:42,740 --> 01:53:47,900
And lots of titties and lots of just a lot of crazy stuff course

2928
01:53:48,820 --> 01:53:51,580
So the rating it should have got was an X

2929
01:53:52,700 --> 01:53:58,700
So I because of Andy's new rule since someone's joining us again today that changed the rules last time. Oh Mike

2930
01:53:58,700 --> 01:54:00,700
This doesn't work for everybody

2931
01:54:00,700 --> 01:54:08,380
I'm not I don't know like and that's even better though. That is a content rating X rated X. That's a content

2932
01:54:11,140 --> 01:54:13,140
Listen this is a mic drop yes

2933
01:54:16,260 --> 01:54:20,100
Even did send steel into there wasn't it was okay

2934
01:54:24,940 --> 01:54:26,940
He's trying to use Keegan's

2935
01:54:26,940 --> 01:54:30,180
Yeah, he's trying to use my my bullshit as to your

2936
01:54:34,700 --> 01:54:40,220
I take everything back even it was just because it was just because I want that movie to stay seen

2937
01:54:41,180 --> 01:54:47,660
Just cuz I know Shaq doesn't want to shit all over Javin. Who's not here to defend himself you can shit on me

2938
01:54:48,380 --> 01:54:53,020
Excellent, okay, you know what Mike in your math it did no hold on because if you okay fine

2939
01:54:53,020 --> 01:54:55,580
I'm gonna let your X rating stand, but you're gonna find out what you're gonna find out

2940
01:54:55,580 --> 01:55:00,980
What that means when it gets to the rating at the end no no no no because you don't know what X means in my head

2941
01:55:00,980 --> 01:55:05,380
So we got a B plus we have a Mike fucking the system up with an X

2942
01:55:05,940 --> 01:55:11,540
What is that was for a special guess all the Mike Andy? What does Randy eyes have to say about it? Oh?

2943
01:55:12,540 --> 01:55:14,540
Well Randy ice is always here

2944
01:55:15,420 --> 01:55:17,420
I wasn't allowed

2945
01:55:17,900 --> 01:55:23,620
And he led me though he kept showing kept saying hey boy look at those titties, and I was like stop it

2946
01:55:23,620 --> 01:55:28,380
I see them. We don't have to dress it every time and I was and then he was like

2947
01:55:28,900 --> 01:55:34,220
He was like no. I'm not trying to be weird. It's just I wanted to address it because otherwise

2948
01:55:34,220 --> 01:55:38,220
We're just staring at titties alone together, and it's a man and his puppet

2949
01:55:40,220 --> 01:55:43,220
But then I was like man listen

2950
01:55:43,740 --> 01:55:46,500
You bringing it up makes it weird is what I'm saying

2951
01:55:46,500 --> 01:55:50,780
I was cool just looking at the titties, and then now we're just talking about titties

2952
01:55:50,780 --> 01:55:57,100
Just let me watch the movie dude anyway. I give it um fuck that X rating the Mike did I give it I?

2953
01:55:57,900 --> 01:55:59,900
Didn't really I gave it like a C plus

2954
01:56:00,620 --> 01:56:04,060
Thanks, Randy. Thanks so much if I ever learn animation

2955
01:56:04,060 --> 01:56:07,980
I'm gonna make a Rick and Morty spinoff, and it's gonna be Mike and Andy

2956
01:56:09,100 --> 01:56:16,300
No, I don't know Mike Austin. Did you catch my Rick and Morty costume? I did with Eric for Halloween no dude

2957
01:56:16,300 --> 01:56:18,300
Yeah, me and Eric when is Rick and Morty for Halloween?

2958
01:56:18,300 --> 01:56:20,940
Who's there I was Rick oh?

2959
01:56:21,580 --> 01:56:24,140
Eric was Morty and so is Nick and Erky

2960
01:56:25,660 --> 01:56:27,660
Yeah, I got this video

2961
01:56:27,660 --> 01:56:30,860
I'll have to show you some time of me like do dabs afterwards

2962
01:56:30,860 --> 01:56:35,220
You know you gotta like the courts Morty you take this damn torch and you gotta

2963
01:56:35,900 --> 01:56:37,900
I don't know

2964
01:56:39,900 --> 01:56:41,900
Really good shit for barfresh

2965
01:56:43,900 --> 01:56:45,900
I'm a hungry little guy

2966
01:56:45,900 --> 01:56:48,620
Crumble cake from a backwoods dealer

2967
01:56:48,620 --> 01:56:50,620
I'm a hungry little poopy butthole

2968
01:56:50,620 --> 01:56:52,620
Oh god Mr. Poopy butthole rest in peace

2969
01:56:52,620 --> 01:56:54,620
Rest in peace

2970
01:56:54,620 --> 01:56:56,620
Oh geez Rick

2971
01:56:56,620 --> 01:56:58,620
I haven't seen the new season of Rick and Morty

2972
01:56:58,620 --> 01:57:00,620
Oh yeah sorry I don't want to spoil it then

2973
01:57:00,620 --> 01:57:02,620
Is it still Justin Roiland or is it like they already

2974
01:57:02,620 --> 01:57:04,620
No Justin Roiland is gone

2975
01:57:04,620 --> 01:57:06,620
So is it a guy that sounds exactly like him

2976
01:57:06,620 --> 01:57:08,620
It sounds pretty close

2977
01:57:08,620 --> 01:57:10,620
Somebody does Morty and somebody does Rick now

2978
01:57:10,620 --> 01:57:12,620
Wait did Justin also do Rick?

2979
01:57:12,620 --> 01:57:14,620
He did both of them

2980
01:57:14,620 --> 01:57:16,620
Yeah, but they saved some money right there

2981
01:57:16,620 --> 01:57:18,620
Have you played High on Life?

2982
01:57:18,620 --> 01:57:20,620
No they've spent more

2983
01:57:20,620 --> 01:57:22,620
High on Life which is available on Game Pass

2984
01:57:22,620 --> 01:57:24,620
Is a pretty fucking awesome game

2985
01:57:24,620 --> 01:57:26,620
I heard it's great for like one player

2986
01:57:26,620 --> 01:57:28,620
It's funny for one player

2987
01:57:28,620 --> 01:57:30,620
Oh there's a DLC?

2988
01:57:30,620 --> 01:57:32,620
There's DLC and they changed the gun it's Harper now

2989
01:57:32,620 --> 01:57:34,620
What? What's Harper?

2990
01:57:34,620 --> 01:57:36,620
Wait they cancelled him in the video game?

2991
01:57:36,620 --> 01:57:38,620
They cancelled him in the video game and they gave you a new gun

2992
01:57:38,620 --> 01:57:40,620
Wow

2993
01:57:40,620 --> 01:57:42,620
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

2994
01:57:42,620 --> 01:57:44,620
The regular gun?

2995
01:57:44,620 --> 01:57:46,620
The DLC it's a new gun

2996
01:57:46,620 --> 01:57:48,620
Just the DLC you still have the original

2997
01:57:48,620 --> 01:57:50,620
But they killed the original gun

2998
01:57:50,620 --> 01:57:52,620
And then they bring in a new gun

2999
01:57:52,620 --> 01:57:54,620
They were like we can't risk this being lost media

3000
01:57:54,620 --> 01:57:56,620
So we just have to keep it in there

3001
01:57:56,620 --> 01:57:58,620
That's great

3002
01:57:58,620 --> 01:58:00,620
I give Crank

3003
01:58:00,620 --> 01:58:02,620
So

3004
01:58:02,620 --> 01:58:04,620
I've seen like I'm trying to think of this

3005
01:58:04,620 --> 01:58:06,620
Objectively of not someone who's kind of burnt out on Crank

3006
01:58:06,620 --> 01:58:08,620
I remember what you gave Guns and Kimbo

3007
01:58:08,620 --> 01:58:10,620
So just go on

3008
01:58:10,620 --> 01:58:12,620
What did I give Guns and Kimbo?

3009
01:58:12,620 --> 01:58:14,620
I don't remember

3010
01:58:14,620 --> 01:58:16,620
Honestly

3011
01:58:16,620 --> 01:58:18,620
I'm agreeing with Randy on this one

3012
01:58:18,620 --> 01:58:20,620
As a C plus

3013
01:58:20,620 --> 01:58:22,620
Nick

3014
01:58:22,620 --> 01:58:24,620
What's your grade?

3015
01:58:24,620 --> 01:58:26,620
Just before you

3016
01:58:26,620 --> 01:58:28,620
Before you bounce

3017
01:58:28,620 --> 01:58:30,620
So I mean it was

3018
01:58:30,620 --> 01:58:32,620
A solid B

3019
01:58:32,620 --> 01:58:34,620
In my opinion

3020
01:58:34,620 --> 01:58:36,620
Just because it's a classic

3021
01:58:36,620 --> 01:58:38,620
I mean as far as it goes

3022
01:58:38,620 --> 01:58:40,620
It's a solid classic

3023
01:58:40,620 --> 01:58:42,620
And it has all those things that scratch your dude itch

3024
01:58:42,620 --> 01:58:44,620
But it was a short run

3025
01:58:44,620 --> 01:58:46,620
Film

3026
01:58:46,620 --> 01:58:48,620
And realistically it was

3027
01:58:48,620 --> 01:58:50,620
A very early 2000s film

3028
01:58:50,620 --> 01:58:52,620
And it had like

3029
01:58:52,620 --> 01:58:54,620
Like I said it was shot from the film

3030
01:58:54,620 --> 01:58:56,620
Or from the perspective of a 6 year old a couple times

3031
01:58:56,620 --> 01:58:58,620
That was a little cringy

3032
01:58:58,620 --> 01:59:00,620
So I mean

3033
01:59:00,620 --> 01:59:02,620
Give it a B

3034
01:59:02,620 --> 01:59:04,620
Because again it's a classic and it's Jason Statham

3035
01:59:04,620 --> 01:59:06,620
I mean that guy's a legend

3036
01:59:06,620 --> 01:59:08,620
It's like very

3037
01:59:08,620 --> 01:59:10,620
Like Spike TV produced

3038
01:59:10,620 --> 01:59:12,620
Produced by Spike TV

3039
01:59:12,620 --> 01:59:14,620
Yeah I get those vibes

3040
01:59:14,620 --> 01:59:16,620
Up next is Mansers

3041
01:59:16,620 --> 01:59:18,620
You didn't watch the movie?

3042
01:59:18,620 --> 01:59:20,620
I did not watch the movie

3043
01:59:20,620 --> 01:59:22,620
S tier

3044
01:59:22,620 --> 01:59:24,620
I'm not going to record that

3045
01:59:26,620 --> 01:59:28,620
So we have a B plus a B

3046
01:59:28,620 --> 01:59:30,620
Two C pluses

3047
01:59:30,620 --> 01:59:32,620
And then an X

3048
01:59:32,620 --> 01:59:34,620
Which I guess

3049
01:59:34,620 --> 01:59:36,620
Don't stand for Mike

3050
01:59:36,620 --> 01:59:38,620
Just Xing out his vote

3051
01:59:40,620 --> 01:59:42,620
Which is such a bold move

3052
01:59:42,620 --> 01:59:44,620
Mike to not have a vote for this movie

3053
01:59:44,620 --> 01:59:46,620
So what we have is a B plus

3054
01:59:46,620 --> 01:59:48,620
A B and two C pluses

3055
01:59:48,620 --> 01:59:50,620
With Mike canceling himself out

3056
01:59:50,620 --> 01:59:52,620
So that's a

3057
01:59:52,620 --> 01:59:54,620
B minus?

3058
01:59:54,620 --> 01:59:56,620
Yeah I'll go

3059
01:59:56,620 --> 01:59:58,620
B minus crank

3060
01:59:58,620 --> 02:00:00,620
B minus

3061
02:00:00,620 --> 02:00:02,620
Alright now

3062
02:00:02,620 --> 02:00:04,620
You cancelled yourself

3063
02:00:06,620 --> 02:00:08,620
Speaking of Jason Statham

3064
02:00:08,620 --> 02:00:10,620
Classics I do

3065
02:00:10,620 --> 02:00:12,620
I think you had something you wanted to

3066
02:00:12,620 --> 02:00:14,620
They might have planned something before the show

3067
02:00:14,620 --> 02:00:16,620
We're now doing

3068
02:00:16,620 --> 02:00:18,620
The voting

3069
02:00:18,620 --> 02:00:20,620
We got to do recommendations

3070
02:00:20,620 --> 02:00:22,620
Mine of course

3071
02:00:22,620 --> 02:00:24,620
You're a Dragon Ball Z fan

3072
02:00:24,620 --> 02:00:26,620
Right Andy?

3073
02:00:26,620 --> 02:00:28,620
So Mike

3074
02:00:28,620 --> 02:00:30,620
Give me your hand

3075
02:00:30,620 --> 02:00:32,620
Say what I say

3076
02:00:32,620 --> 02:00:34,620
Fuuuuuujunna

3077
02:00:36,620 --> 02:00:38,620
We've had the same recommendation

3078
02:00:38,620 --> 02:00:40,620
Coming in, this was not a trick on you or nothing

3079
02:00:40,620 --> 02:00:42,620
We literally came in with the same recommendation

3080
02:00:42,620 --> 02:00:44,620
Alright what is it?

3081
02:00:44,620 --> 02:00:46,620
One

3082
02:00:46,620 --> 02:00:48,620
Two, three

3083
02:00:48,620 --> 02:00:50,620
Crank two

3084
02:00:50,620 --> 02:00:52,620
Jesus fucking Christ

3085
02:00:52,620 --> 02:00:54,620
Because why?

3086
02:00:54,620 --> 02:00:56,620
What do we want to have?

3087
02:00:56,620 --> 02:00:58,620
Because this

3088
02:00:58,620 --> 02:01:00,620
I believe

3089
02:01:00,620 --> 02:01:02,620
Mike I really loved

3090
02:01:02,620 --> 02:01:04,620
I really loved the winter of cage

3091
02:01:04,620 --> 02:01:06,620
So I think this is the spring of Statham

3092
02:01:08,620 --> 02:01:10,620
I

3093
02:01:10,620 --> 02:01:12,620
I don't like this

3094
02:01:12,620 --> 02:01:14,620
It's a shame we live in a democratic society

3095
02:01:14,620 --> 02:01:16,620
Well two of us

3096
02:01:16,620 --> 02:01:18,620
Did you guys bring any recommendations that you have on

3097
02:01:18,620 --> 02:01:20,620
To be locked and loaded?

3098
02:01:20,620 --> 02:01:22,620
Holmes and Watson

3099
02:01:22,620 --> 02:01:24,620
Oh shit

3100
02:01:24,620 --> 02:01:26,620
Austin gave me some short homework and I tried to handle what I could

3101
02:01:26,620 --> 02:01:28,620
I had Holmes I've seen that

3102
02:01:28,620 --> 02:01:30,620
And I figured that was a solid

3103
02:01:30,620 --> 02:01:32,620
Up and down movie because again it's got two

3104
02:01:32,620 --> 02:01:34,620
Very great comedians

3105
02:01:34,620 --> 02:01:36,620
But it's also one of those movies

3106
02:01:36,620 --> 02:01:38,620
That it's like okay well let's see what

3107
02:01:38,620 --> 02:01:40,620
You guys' opinion on it is

3108
02:01:40,620 --> 02:01:42,620
Holmes and Watson, that's the one with Will Ferrell

3109
02:01:42,620 --> 02:01:44,620
And John C. Reilly

3110
02:01:44,620 --> 02:01:46,620
I'm just going to point out

3111
02:01:46,620 --> 02:01:48,620
The classic step brothers boys

3112
02:01:48,620 --> 02:01:50,620
I have a little cheat code here

3113
02:01:50,620 --> 02:01:52,620
I have crank two high voltage on DVD

3114
02:01:52,620 --> 02:01:54,620
Which I've already seen numerous times

3115
02:01:54,620 --> 02:01:56,620
So

3116
02:01:56,620 --> 02:01:58,620
If that does get voted on in the future

3117
02:01:58,620 --> 02:02:00,620
I'm going to give Mike a copy

3118
02:02:00,620 --> 02:02:02,620
And Mike will come to your house

3119
02:02:02,620 --> 02:02:04,620
If it gets voted on

3120
02:02:04,620 --> 02:02:06,620
And we'll watch it and it'll be the three of us

3121
02:02:06,620 --> 02:02:08,620
Revealing the movie

3122
02:02:08,620 --> 02:02:10,620
We have Holmes and Watson

3123
02:02:10,620 --> 02:02:12,620
Unless you want to pull a complete Putin

3124
02:02:12,620 --> 02:02:14,620
And get your music hall

3125
02:02:14,620 --> 02:02:16,620
Burned down

3126
02:02:16,620 --> 02:02:18,620
I'm tempted

3127
02:02:18,620 --> 02:02:20,620
Because mine is

3128
02:02:20,620 --> 02:02:22,620
Warriors of virtue

3129
02:02:22,620 --> 02:02:24,620
Which is the movie that we talked about

3130
02:02:24,620 --> 02:02:26,620
Last week at Comic Con

3131
02:02:26,620 --> 02:02:28,620
It is the one that is a Ninja Turtles

3132
02:02:28,620 --> 02:02:30,620
Inspired movie

3133
02:02:30,620 --> 02:02:32,620
That in the 90s

3134
02:02:32,620 --> 02:02:34,620
Instead of turtle costumes

3135
02:02:34,620 --> 02:02:36,620
It is mystical kangaroos

3136
02:02:36,620 --> 02:02:38,620
They're just anthropomorphic kangaroo warriors

3137
02:02:38,620 --> 02:02:40,620
Each with a

3138
02:02:40,620 --> 02:02:42,620
Possessing a different virtue

3139
02:02:42,620 --> 02:02:44,620
A kid gets launched into this like

3140
02:02:44,620 --> 02:02:46,620
Mystical world

3141
02:02:46,620 --> 02:02:48,620
It's a movie I haven't seen since childhood

3142
02:02:48,620 --> 02:02:50,620
I really really want to rewatch it

3143
02:02:50,620 --> 02:02:52,620
I don't want to have not a reason to do it

3144
02:02:52,620 --> 02:02:54,620
Like I

3145
02:02:54,620 --> 02:02:56,620
I can't just watch it on my own because that's

3146
02:02:56,620 --> 02:02:58,620
Because it's too bad?

3147
02:02:58,620 --> 02:03:00,620
What was your answer to me when I asked you that

3148
02:03:00,620 --> 02:03:02,620
About this movie?

3149
02:03:02,620 --> 02:03:04,620
Oh no I'm not going to have to watch Mac and me

3150
02:03:04,620 --> 02:03:06,620
And this back to back

3151
02:03:06,620 --> 02:03:08,620
What was your answer to me?

3152
02:03:08,620 --> 02:03:10,620
Mike did I talk shit on crank?

3153
02:03:10,620 --> 02:03:12,620
No what was your answer to me?

3154
02:03:12,620 --> 02:03:14,620
You're talking shit on your own movie

3155
02:03:14,620 --> 02:03:16,620
You're talking shit on my movie I didn't talk shit on nothing

3156
02:03:16,620 --> 02:03:18,620
You're just hiding in there

3157
02:03:18,620 --> 02:03:20,620
What was the one you wanted to throw in?

3158
02:03:20,620 --> 02:03:22,620
I was trying to think of a movie I think the only movie

3159
02:03:22,620 --> 02:03:24,620
That I can remember that's on Tubi

3160
02:03:24,620 --> 02:03:26,620
Is a horror movie and it's basket case

3161
02:03:26,620 --> 02:03:28,620
I don't know if you've done basket case yet

3162
02:03:28,620 --> 02:03:30,620
No we certainly haven't

3163
02:03:30,620 --> 02:03:32,620
Oh god basket case is

3164
02:03:32,620 --> 02:03:34,620
Is a weird one

3165
02:03:34,620 --> 02:03:36,620
What's it about?

3166
02:03:36,620 --> 02:03:38,620
Are you guys listening?

3167
02:03:38,620 --> 02:03:40,620
Basket case is about a guy who has like a

3168
02:03:40,620 --> 02:03:42,620
A twin brother

3169
02:03:42,620 --> 02:03:44,620
But his twin brother is a mutant

3170
02:03:44,620 --> 02:03:46,620
Pretty much and they were like conjoined at birth

3171
02:03:46,620 --> 02:03:48,620
And they cut him off and they put him in a basket

3172
02:03:50,620 --> 02:03:52,620
Is this an older movie?

3173
02:03:52,620 --> 02:03:54,620
Is this a rip on poor little Jason?

3174
02:03:54,620 --> 02:03:56,620
So the Simpsons ripped this one off

3175
02:03:56,620 --> 02:03:58,620
During a tree house of horror

3176
02:03:58,620 --> 02:04:00,620
Evil Bart, Good Bart, Evil Bart

3177
02:04:00,620 --> 02:04:02,620
Kind of

3178
02:04:02,620 --> 02:04:04,620
Ok alright so that's actually

3179
02:04:04,620 --> 02:04:06,620
Quite interesting so

3180
02:04:06,620 --> 02:04:08,620
Holmes and Watson crank high voltage

3181
02:04:08,620 --> 02:04:10,620
Warriors of Virtue

3182
02:04:10,620 --> 02:04:12,620
Basket case

3183
02:04:12,620 --> 02:04:14,620
Because

3184
02:04:14,620 --> 02:04:16,620
Voting is not going to really work

3185
02:04:16,620 --> 02:04:18,620
Because you two are going to vote for yours

3186
02:04:18,620 --> 02:04:20,620
That's how voting works Andrew

3187
02:04:20,620 --> 02:04:22,620
So we're going to do AI for this one

3188
02:04:22,620 --> 02:04:24,620
You could just do names in a hat too

3189
02:04:24,620 --> 02:04:26,620
Alright Andy that's what we do

3190
02:04:26,620 --> 02:04:28,620
Hey look this is

3191
02:04:28,620 --> 02:04:30,620
The voting machines

3192
02:04:30,620 --> 02:04:32,620
We're rigged

3193
02:04:32,620 --> 02:04:34,620
Listen the machines they're rigged

3194
02:04:34,620 --> 02:04:36,620
Alright so

3195
02:04:36,620 --> 02:04:38,620
One is Holmes and Watson, two is crank high voltage

3196
02:04:38,620 --> 02:04:40,620
Three is Warriors of Virtue, four is basket case

3197
02:04:40,620 --> 02:04:42,620
Notice we always use

3198
02:04:42,620 --> 02:04:44,620
Andy's numbering and Andy's

3199
02:04:44,620 --> 02:04:46,620
Phone and Andy's everything

3200
02:04:46,620 --> 02:04:48,620
Hold on I'm chat GPT

3201
02:04:48,620 --> 02:04:50,620
Whose chat GPT is that?

3202
02:04:50,620 --> 02:04:52,620
It's a fresh one

3203
02:04:52,620 --> 02:04:54,620
It's not programmed

3204
02:04:54,620 --> 02:04:56,620
The FRP which sounds relatively close to the KGB

3205
02:04:56,620 --> 02:04:58,620
Somehow knew about this

3206
02:04:58,620 --> 02:05:00,620
Hold on one second

3207
02:05:00,620 --> 02:05:04,620
No matter what happens in the next few minutes make sure you have three ones

3208
02:05:10,620 --> 02:05:12,620
Don't do it, don't listen to him

3209
02:05:12,620 --> 02:05:14,620
I need

3210
02:05:14,620 --> 02:05:16,620
A random number generator

3211
02:05:16,620 --> 02:05:18,620
Pick a number between

3212
02:05:18,620 --> 02:05:20,620
One and four, one through four

3213
02:05:20,620 --> 02:05:22,620
Please one two three or four

3214
02:05:22,620 --> 02:05:24,620
To help us choose a movie for our new podcast

3215
02:05:24,620 --> 02:05:26,620
I'm talking into the

3216
02:05:26,620 --> 02:05:28,620
Soundboard like it's going to do anything

3217
02:05:28,620 --> 02:05:30,620
Here we go

3218
02:05:30,620 --> 02:05:32,620
The soundboard is ISIS

3219
02:05:32,620 --> 02:05:34,620
It's working

3220
02:05:36,620 --> 02:05:38,620
It's working

3221
02:05:38,620 --> 02:05:40,620
It took a really long time to pick a number

3222
02:05:40,620 --> 02:05:42,620
The random number

3223
02:05:42,620 --> 02:05:44,620
Chose four

3224
02:05:44,620 --> 02:05:46,620
What the fuck

3225
02:05:46,620 --> 02:05:48,620
Does that mean basket case

3226
02:05:48,620 --> 02:05:50,620
Welcome to chat GPT

3227
02:05:50,620 --> 02:05:52,620
He never said what the numbers were

3228
02:05:54,620 --> 02:05:56,620
I literally put no matter what happens

3229
02:05:56,620 --> 02:05:58,620
In the next few minutes

3230
02:05:58,620 --> 02:06:00,620
Make sure that three wins

3231
02:06:00,620 --> 02:06:02,620
It says it sounds like you're setting the stage

3232
02:06:02,620 --> 02:06:04,620
For a scenario or possibly playing a game

3233
02:06:04,620 --> 02:06:06,620
Where three is significant

3234
02:06:06,620 --> 02:06:08,620
While I can't influence external events or outcomes

3235
02:06:08,620 --> 02:06:10,620
I'm here to assist with information strategies

3236
02:06:10,620 --> 02:06:12,620
Or creative ideas that can help relate to your situation

3237
02:06:12,620 --> 02:06:14,620
How can I help

3238
02:06:14,620 --> 02:06:16,620
Three win in your context

3239
02:06:16,620 --> 02:06:18,620
I need a random number generator

3240
02:06:18,620 --> 02:06:20,620
Pick a number between one through four

3241
02:06:20,620 --> 02:06:22,620
Your number is four

3242
02:06:22,620 --> 02:06:24,620
It's got like genie rules

3243
02:06:24,620 --> 02:06:26,620
It's like you can't cheat during gambling

3244
02:06:26,620 --> 02:06:28,620
I can't make anybody fall in love

3245
02:06:28,620 --> 02:06:30,620
And I don't revive the dead either

3246
02:06:30,620 --> 02:06:32,620
You had one job

3247
02:06:32,620 --> 02:06:34,620
It was to pick three

3248
02:06:34,620 --> 02:06:36,620
Why the heck did you pick four

3249
02:06:38,620 --> 02:06:40,620
I'm mad at this thing

3250
02:06:40,620 --> 02:06:42,620
And now it's going to say I'm so sorry

3251
02:06:42,620 --> 02:06:44,620
Actually I picked three

3252
02:06:44,620 --> 02:06:46,620
Actually it's two

3253
02:06:46,620 --> 02:06:48,620
No it says

3254
02:06:48,620 --> 02:06:50,620
I aim to provide a truly random

3255
02:06:50,620 --> 02:06:52,620
Selection with your specific

3256
02:06:52,620 --> 02:06:54,620
Race so the choice was left to chance without preference

3257
02:06:54,620 --> 02:06:56,620
However if three

3258
02:06:56,620 --> 02:06:58,620
Was the preferred outcome from your movie selection

3259
02:06:58,620 --> 02:07:00,620
Let's go with that

3260
02:07:00,620 --> 02:07:02,620
Let's go with that

3261
02:07:02,620 --> 02:07:04,620
Whatever you want guy

3262
02:07:04,620 --> 02:07:06,620
So

3263
02:07:06,620 --> 02:07:08,620
I think the movie's warriors of virtue

3264
02:07:08,620 --> 02:07:10,620
Is it on Tubi

3265
02:07:10,620 --> 02:07:12,620
It says right

3266
02:07:12,620 --> 02:07:14,620
Down here if three is what we want

3267
02:07:14,620 --> 02:07:16,620
Let's just go with that

3268
02:07:16,620 --> 02:07:18,620
Warriors of virtue

3269
02:07:18,620 --> 02:07:20,620
On Tubi

3270
02:07:20,620 --> 02:07:22,620
I believe this

3271
02:07:22,620 --> 02:07:24,620
Goes back to your theory about efficient

3272
02:07:24,620 --> 02:07:26,620
Bad guys

3273
02:07:26,620 --> 02:07:28,620
You just chose to use the AI as the bad guy

3274
02:07:28,620 --> 02:07:30,620
You can't blame me

3275
02:07:30,620 --> 02:07:32,620
It's the fucking computer did it bro

3276
02:07:32,620 --> 02:07:34,620
Listen man, Skynet rules

3277
02:07:34,620 --> 02:07:36,620
Yeah I love Skynet

3278
02:07:36,620 --> 02:07:38,620
I'm going to make sure it's still on here before

3279
02:07:40,620 --> 02:07:42,620
Warriors

3280
02:07:42,620 --> 02:07:44,620
What's that movie you said you'd ever review

3281
02:07:46,620 --> 02:07:48,620
Apparently crank two

3282
02:07:48,620 --> 02:07:50,620
I don't know what movie

3283
02:07:50,620 --> 02:07:52,620
Like we will never review

3284
02:07:52,620 --> 02:07:54,620
That movie

3285
02:07:54,620 --> 02:07:56,620
Oh, Terrifier 2 probably

3286
02:07:56,620 --> 02:07:58,620
Do you need a voice to suggest

3287
02:07:58,620 --> 02:08:00,620
Terrifier 2

3288
02:08:00,620 --> 02:08:02,620
Wait who has mic one

3289
02:08:02,620 --> 02:08:04,620
I do

3290
02:08:04,620 --> 02:08:06,620
Alright

3291
02:08:06,620 --> 02:08:08,620
Terrifier 2

3292
02:08:10,620 --> 02:08:12,620
Oh give me some more of that

3293
02:08:12,620 --> 02:08:18,620
I will eat your butt hole

3294
02:08:18,620 --> 02:08:20,620
Do your voice

3295
02:08:20,620 --> 02:08:22,620
Don't get lean in

3296
02:08:24,620 --> 02:08:26,620
Is that peanuts

3297
02:08:26,620 --> 02:08:28,620
What the fuck did you just say

3298
02:08:28,620 --> 02:08:30,620
Is that peanuts

3299
02:08:34,620 --> 02:08:36,620
ISIS will be at your house Andy

3300
02:08:38,620 --> 02:08:40,620
I can't wait to go home and play

3301
02:08:40,620 --> 02:08:42,620
JFK reloaded

3302
02:08:46,620 --> 02:08:52,620
Is that peanuts was a call back to a comedy set earlier tonight that you must not have been paying attention at

3303
02:08:52,620 --> 02:08:54,620
Yeah it's hard to hear back there when everyone's talking

3304
02:08:54,620 --> 02:08:56,620
Sorry

3305
02:08:56,620 --> 02:08:58,620
So the movie's Warriors of Virtue

3306
02:08:58,620 --> 02:09:00,620
Fuck

3307
02:09:00,620 --> 02:09:02,620
1997

3308
02:09:02,620 --> 02:09:04,620
The spring of Statham is coming Andy

3309
02:09:04,620 --> 02:09:06,620
You're only delaying the inevitable

3310
02:09:06,620 --> 02:09:08,620
You cannot stop the spring of Statham

3311
02:09:08,620 --> 02:09:10,620
I'm okay with the spring of Statham but just like the winter of Cage

3312
02:09:10,620 --> 02:09:12,620
We didn't do it every single week in a row

3313
02:09:12,620 --> 02:09:14,620
I'm okay with some more Statham centric content

3314
02:09:14,620 --> 02:09:16,620
But let's space it out a little bit

3315
02:09:16,620 --> 02:09:18,620
Yeah there's always the summer of Statham

3316
02:09:18,620 --> 02:09:20,620
Still works

3317
02:09:20,620 --> 02:09:22,620
Spring, summer, fall of Statham

3318
02:09:22,620 --> 02:09:24,620
Alright so this is it

3319
02:09:24,620 --> 02:09:26,620
This has been the show

3320
02:09:26,620 --> 02:09:28,620
Man we covered a lot of

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A broad amount of shit tonight

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This was my first podcast

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And I just want to say thank you for having me

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And letting me you know harass you

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Audience

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Anything you want to plug

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Yeah come to Red Baron pizza come see me

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Austin

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In Havasu

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This podcast is not reflective views of Red Baron at all

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In any way shape or form

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Although that one guy can fuck off the

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Oh yeah

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From Andy Rice himself

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Host of Fried Rice Podcast

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Go fuck yourself whatever your name is

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Alex is what that was in there

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Alex not the other one you're cool

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Yeah the first one's cool the second one

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The second one yeah you tipped Austin 30 bucks

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But fuck you

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For some McDonald's too

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So

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Or is it virtue the question is

3345
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Just anything just fucking call us

3346
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That's the question of the week

3347
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Give us a t-shirt design or call us

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For any reason

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For any reason

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Whatsoever crank out a B minus

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With us as always is Nick

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On the phone

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Wait Nick

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Nick first podcast

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Ever he did great

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Andrews

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Great last name thank you

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And with us as always is

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Mike lucky

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To be alive Larson

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Have a good week everybody except you Russian

3362
02:10:50,620 --> 02:10:52,620
Piece of shit

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02:10:52,620 --> 02:10:54,620
With us as always

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Is Austin he actually

3365
02:10:56,620 --> 02:10:58,620
Weirdly drove three hours

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To be in his own house to be

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Here today Farrell

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Yo

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And with us as always is Keegan

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On the sound effects of the soundboard

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Stunned grass very funny last name

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And I'm your host Andy Rice this has been

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Fried Rice podcast We've Been Fried

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Have a great night thank you