1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:21,520 RockHeylotSkinner 2 00:00:21,520 --> 00:00:47,040 And welcome to the most product placement episode ever of Fried Rice Podcast. 3 00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:49,680 I'm your host Andy Rice. 4 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:52,000 Let's get fried. 5 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:57,960 With me as always is, I gotta actually play this to then pause it, Brandon. 6 00:00:57,960 --> 00:01:02,560 Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da 7 00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:03,560 shiply up to Boston. 8 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:04,560 Hello everybody. 9 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:08,160 And then I play it and then I pause it. 10 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:09,160 Okay. 11 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:16,080 With us as always, it's Austin, drove a shitload of McMiles to be here today. 12 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:17,080 Feral. 13 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:19,080 Check me out at Blimpies. 14 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:24,640 Oh ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us. 15 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:31,960 This is a very fun special episode because the movie that we picked, which is really 16 00:01:31,960 --> 00:01:39,080 all I can think about right now, like I don't even have bullshit to talk about prior to 17 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:40,080 this. 18 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:41,080 I almost wanted to just jump straight into it. 19 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:45,000 But let's do the what are we smoking? 20 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,280 I guess we can jump straight into that. 21 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:47,280 What are we smoking? 22 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:48,280 You brought it. 23 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:49,280 I brought it. 24 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:53,040 So this one is Los Angeles Kush Paradise Haze. 25 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:54,040 It's a sativa. 26 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:59,880 It's got no, well, yeah no information on it. 27 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:00,880 But it's tasty. 28 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:01,880 It's good. 29 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:10,120 Well that was my first official bong hit after waiting the exact recommended 72 hours 30 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:14,080 to smoke after getting my wisdom teeth removed, which it was earlier this week. 31 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:20,040 And so I've been hopped up on ibuprofen and Norcos for four days now. 32 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:25,520 Now when I say hopped up, people talk about Norco like it's some sort of heavy hitting 33 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:26,520 drug. 34 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:30,440 Maybe it's because I smoke weed every day. 35 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:32,200 Like I don't get high off of these things. 36 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:33,200 You know? 37 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:37,480 The name just makes me think of that show, Narcos. 38 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:38,480 Narcos? 39 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:39,480 Yeah. 40 00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:42,480 I never watched that. 41 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:44,400 That had to do with Pablo Escobar, right? 42 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:45,400 I think so. 43 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:46,400 Yeah. 44 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:47,600 The first season at least, right? 45 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:52,520 And then I think the second season they went after some of the Mexican gangs, right? 46 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:53,520 I think that was the spinoff series. 47 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:56,520 There were a few different like Narcos spinoff series. 48 00:02:56,520 --> 00:02:57,520 Got it. 49 00:02:57,520 --> 00:02:58,520 Because Pablo Escobar, he's in what? 50 00:02:58,520 --> 00:02:59,520 Not Cuba. 51 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:00,520 God, where was he? 52 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:01,520 It wasn't Mexico. 53 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:02,520 Colombia? 54 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:03,520 Colombia. 55 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:04,520 There we go. 56 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:05,520 There we go. 57 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:06,520 Yeah. 58 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:07,520 Interesting. 59 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:12,160 But yeah, no, I've been on Norco and ibuprofen. 60 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:15,720 The pain, there's no pain. 61 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:21,280 But I have been a little, maybe just a little numb to what's been going on around me, I 62 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:22,280 think. 63 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:23,280 Yeah. 64 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:26,400 But I've been playing a shitload of Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth. 65 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:27,400 Yeah. 66 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:28,400 Yeah. 67 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:29,400 I'm not going to go into spoilers. 68 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:30,400 No, I haven't beaten it. 69 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:31,800 I'm maybe halfway through. 70 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:34,200 It's very long, but excellent. 71 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:38,760 So if you were on the fence, for whatever reason, if you're somehow a Final Fantasy 72 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:44,840 fan, you played 7 and 7 Remake and you're on the fence whether or not you want to play 73 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:47,240 the next one, well, you're an idiot. 74 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:49,760 Go play it because it's so good. 75 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:52,480 Don't wait till it drops on PC or whatever. 76 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:55,040 Go buy a PlayStation 5 and play it. 77 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:56,440 It's very good. 78 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:57,840 They made a lot of cool changes. 79 00:03:57,840 --> 00:03:58,840 I like it a lot. 80 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:00,320 What's been up with you this week? 81 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:04,320 Oh, by the way, tell us what you brought in today because this is amazing. 82 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:05,320 Oh, yeah. 83 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:08,320 So I mean, the movie was Mackamey, obviously. 84 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:09,320 Yeah. 85 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:13,080 So I'm on my way here, my mini McMiles that I drove here. 86 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:17,960 I used to work at McDonald's, so I thought I'd stop at McDonald's to get a few Big Macs 87 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:22,280 and some sodas because it's going to be talked about in the movie. 88 00:04:22,280 --> 00:04:28,560 I also have my old shirt that I stole from McDonald's and my name tag that I stole from 89 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:33,280 McDonald's, which the statute of limitations has passed, so we're good. 90 00:04:33,280 --> 00:04:34,280 It has you at... 91 00:04:34,280 --> 00:04:35,280 That's my old name tag. 92 00:04:35,280 --> 00:04:36,280 Why does it say Justin? 93 00:04:36,280 --> 00:04:37,280 It says Austin. 94 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:38,280 Oh. 95 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:42,760 It's just greasy because I busted my ass there and my name tag is all crusty. 96 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:47,040 I thought you were doing the thing that the chick from Superstore does where every day 97 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:49,520 she puts on a different person's name tag. 98 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:53,200 So that way, yeah, I think she justifies it in the first episode where she goes like, 99 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:55,720 I don't want strangers knowing my fucking name. 100 00:04:55,720 --> 00:05:00,520 So she just puts on like a random name tag and it's pretty funny. 101 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:01,520 Yeah. 102 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:05,360 So he looks like we got a McDonald's employee, an official McDonald's employee, one of the 103 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:06,880 new Japanese anime ones. 104 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:07,880 Next. 105 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:09,360 Well, they will let me back. 106 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:10,360 They always do. 107 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:16,440 I've quit there so many different ways and never good ways and they just always hire 108 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:17,440 me back. 109 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:21,000 I don't know fucking why. 110 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:25,760 Both McDonald's and Havasu, I've worked at both of them several different times and then 111 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:29,720 I always get a better job where something happens and I just like, here's my uniform 112 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:30,720 bye. 113 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:31,720 That's it. 114 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:35,840 So if you're in Havasu looking for a job, McDonald's is desperate. 115 00:05:35,840 --> 00:05:37,120 They will take your ass. 116 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:38,120 For real. 117 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:41,560 But yeah, we'll get into McEmeat in just a bit. 118 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:43,720 I also have some weed here. 119 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:48,320 It's the ounce that I completely forgot or half ounce that I completely forgot I bought 120 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:51,840 the few weeks ago until I found it randomly. 121 00:05:51,840 --> 00:05:56,560 501 OG is what it's called. 122 00:05:56,560 --> 00:05:58,560 From Mojave Reserve. 123 00:05:58,560 --> 00:05:59,560 Right? 124 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:02,560 Is that Mojave Reserve? 125 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:03,560 No. 126 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:04,560 Yeah. 127 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:06,760 Mojave is cannabis company. 128 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:07,760 Is that the same? 129 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:08,760 I think so. 130 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:09,760 I'm pretty sure it's the same company. 131 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:11,760 Yeah, did they change their name? 132 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:13,560 It used to be Mojave Reserve, right? 133 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:14,560 Yeah. 134 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:16,040 I guess now it's Mojave Cannabis Company. 135 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:20,080 There can't be two Mojave weed companies. 136 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:22,720 Which one sponsored our Topec show when we did Topec? 137 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:24,680 That was Mojave Reserve. 138 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:25,680 Yeah. 139 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:33,440 Because, well I don't want to name names but we know quite a few people that work for them. 140 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:37,920 So we're quite a few people. 141 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:42,280 I'd say five or six people that all work over there. 142 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:43,280 But anyway. 143 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:48,280 We might be, we were talking about going back to the Topec 66. 144 00:06:48,280 --> 00:06:49,280 Yeah. 145 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:54,840 In talks it's only a concept right now because somebody who we know, bigger name than all 146 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:58,440 of us, wants to do shows with us more. 147 00:06:58,440 --> 00:06:59,800 Pretty much every show. 148 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:00,800 Which is cool. 149 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:01,800 And he suggested Topec. 150 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:04,480 And since we've done it before, some audio issues. 151 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:05,480 Yeah. 152 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:07,400 You know, it's over a giant swimming pool. 153 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:08,400 Yeah, I bombed. 154 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:09,400 Everyone's on the left and right. 155 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:10,400 I bombed so hard. 156 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:11,400 People just couldn't hear us. 157 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:14,920 But I feel like if we, you know, we, trial and error, you know. 158 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:18,680 If we tried it again, maybe put some speakers out there, get the long cords, put it out 159 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:22,160 there so people can actually hear us and pay attention to us. 160 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:26,560 Because like, my friend was eating, he brought his date and was eating in the little building 161 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:27,560 all the way at the end of the pool. 162 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:29,560 He said he could hear us just fine. 163 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:34,480 Because I was getting, people on the sides of the pool couldn't hear us very well. 164 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:36,600 Like, I know that I bombed. 165 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:38,200 We did what, three shows there? 166 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:39,200 Two? 167 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:40,200 Two? 168 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:41,200 Did we do two? 169 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:42,200 We were supposed to do three maybe? 170 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:43,600 I think we were supposed to do three and then we were like, nah. 171 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:45,360 Yeah, so we did two. 172 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:53,400 And I know that on the second one, I think I, and this was, to be fair, I didn't really 173 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:55,080 know who Burt Kreischer was at the time. 174 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:58,360 I didn't know his whole bit was taking off his shirt. 175 00:07:58,360 --> 00:07:59,360 Somebody yelled. 176 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:03,800 Somebody yelled out, take your shirt off, for some reason and I did it. 177 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:07,080 Because I was like, fuck it, I'm bombing so hard up here, I might as well do it with the 178 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:08,320 audience once. 179 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:11,120 And I just sat there, just fat belly out, you know, just fucking. 180 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:12,120 I thought you were going to jump in the pool. 181 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:15,360 I thought I was going to jump in the pool too and I didn't. 182 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:18,320 Because they told us we couldn't jump off the stage into the pool, which would have 183 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:20,480 been totally rock star meat to do. 184 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:26,040 But I could have, I guess, gone down on the side of the pool and jumped in. 185 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:28,880 But that would have looked kind of lame. 186 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:29,880 So hold on. 187 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:36,160 My brother came to that show all the way from California and he would not talk to me after 188 00:08:36,160 --> 00:08:40,640 a joke I told about him for like the whole rest of the night. 189 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:46,080 I told a story about when me and my brother were kids and my friend Kyle, who was also 190 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:48,880 there, we had a community swimming pool in our neighborhood. 191 00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:50,480 We went swimming in it. 192 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:55,520 My brother took a shit in the pool and there was like, it wasn't like one turd floating 193 00:08:55,520 --> 00:08:56,520 around. 194 00:08:56,520 --> 00:09:00,160 There was like a whole bunch of little nuggets just floating around this pool. 195 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:01,920 And then me and my friend like jumped out. 196 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:09,440 Everyone jumped out and nobody would own up to who was the poopitraider. 197 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:12,520 It turns out it was my brother and like this guy. 198 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:13,520 Older or younger? 199 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:14,520 Younger brother. 200 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:17,160 And he was really embarrassed about it. 201 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:21,280 And I guess this one guy who was like on the neighborhood, like counselor, whatever, HOA, 202 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:23,360 you know, those pieces of shit. 203 00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:25,560 And he came to our house and talked to my dad. 204 00:09:25,560 --> 00:09:29,480 My dad almost fought the guy because the guy was trying to tell my dad, oh, you got to 205 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:32,200 pay to like clean the drain, the pool and all this shit. 206 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:33,640 The fuck he does. 207 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:34,640 How old was your brother at the time? 208 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:35,640 He was like seven. 209 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:36,640 Oh, fuck. 210 00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:38,160 He has to pay for that. 211 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:39,720 And we did so much worse shit to that. 212 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:43,440 We used to take our scooters in the pool and like, like do tricks and like, oh, can 213 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:45,720 we climb on the roof of the little pool house bathroom? 214 00:09:45,720 --> 00:09:47,000 He was just waiting for something. 215 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,080 He was like, you know what? 216 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:49,080 I got him on the shit thing. 217 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:50,080 That's a provable thing. 218 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:53,800 I can't get him for the scooter bullshit, but we're like, fuck you, Mr. Lady. 219 00:09:53,800 --> 00:10:00,360 I gotta say every, every like community pool has a shit day where something happens. 220 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:02,000 They have to drain the pool and clean it. 221 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,840 Like every community I've ever been to. 222 00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:07,720 And I told that story and he was so mad at me for bringing it up. 223 00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:10,720 He's like, I've tried to forget about this for like 20 years. 224 00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:17,120 Well, then this is a perfect segue into my story about my little sister, uh, that she 225 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:18,680 got mad at me for sharing. 226 00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:22,720 Uh, so my little sister, I come home one day at one night. 227 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:27,960 It's probably two or three in the morning and I'm pulling into our driveway and I see 228 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:30,240 something just in the driveway. 229 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:31,980 So I stopped kind of at the edge. 230 00:10:31,980 --> 00:10:35,200 We have one of those half circle driveways and I was coming in from one end cause my 231 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:42,800 parents parked on the other side and uh, I get out of the car and I see just a, just 232 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:46,640 a pile of human shit on the driveway. 233 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:52,600 And I'm like, I didn't even think of the word poopitrainer, but if I did, I was like, who's 234 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:53,600 the poopitrainer? 235 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:58,800 But then I look four or five feet to the right and my little sister's just passed out, like 236 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:01,800 drunk on the ground sleeping. 237 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:04,800 This is adult sister. 238 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:10,200 She seems so nice when she was here for the die hard episode. 239 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:11,200 Yeah. 240 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:12,200 So she, yeah, no, no. 241 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:18,800 It's just her drunk asleep, her pants are halfway down and there's just some human shit 242 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:21,400 like four or five feet away. 243 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:25,000 That means she pulled her pants back up and then passed out. 244 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,680 I got a boop and then put these back on. 245 00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:29,040 I think she left them down. 246 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:30,040 That's what I'm saying. 247 00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:33,600 Like, like she, she pulled her pants down, took a shit and then just kind of probably 248 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:35,480 fell and rolled over a few times. 249 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:36,480 Joking for taste. 250 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:37,480 That's the worst part of the story. 251 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:42,480 Right? 252 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:46,120 But, uh, yeah, she hates when I tell that story. 253 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:47,120 Yeah. 254 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:53,400 Oh, every time, every time, every time I've told that story, every Christmas, that was 255 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:55,720 a couple of Thanksgiving's ago. 256 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:57,120 She was very young at the time. 257 00:11:57,120 --> 00:11:58,680 I think she's, she's close. 258 00:11:58,680 --> 00:11:59,680 She's 30 now. 259 00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:01,040 She's 30 something now. 260 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:08,200 So that was maybe when she was literally just teen, like 18, 19, maybe 16, 17, 18, 19. 261 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:13,880 Like right when she was drinking heavy, when she shouldn't have been and getting into shenanigans 262 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:15,720 with her friend, Naima. 263 00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:16,720 Shitnanigans. 264 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:17,720 Shitnanigans. 265 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:18,720 Welcome to shitnanigans. 266 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:22,680 How many pieces of flair do you have? 267 00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:26,160 God, I wish, I wish office space was on fucking Tubi. 268 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:27,880 Have you ever seen that one? 269 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:29,680 Oh dude, I love that movie so much. 270 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:32,120 I love Mike Judd, Judge? 271 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:33,120 Mike Judge. 272 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,120 Yeah. 273 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:39,560 Because Beavis and Butthead, underrated, there's some absolute bangers in that, in that series. 274 00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:41,760 Not every episode's great. 275 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:44,800 Daria, every single episode is great. 276 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:47,440 That's one of the best written cartoon, adult cartoons. 277 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:50,480 They're like, it's start, like that's one of my absolute favorites. 278 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:53,040 There's a musical episode, it's a banger. 279 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:56,720 Then you have King of the fucking Hill and King of the fucking Hill is amazing. 280 00:12:56,720 --> 00:13:00,240 Amazing, almost, I think every episode of that's pretty much perfect. 281 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:02,240 There might be one or two misses. 282 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,240 Favorite episode, did we already do that on the show? 283 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:05,240 Favorite King of the Hill episode? 284 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:06,240 No, but I'm rewatching it right now. 285 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:10,600 Why is that series, that whole whodunit, the lady that, it turned out she shot herself 286 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:13,960 climbing into the dumpster and the whole, it was outside of Goober snooches? 287 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:14,960 I don't remember that one. 288 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,160 What, how late in the show is that? 289 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:19,880 Ah, like maybe mid, late mid. 290 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:21,960 I might be catching up on that right now then. 291 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:25,960 That one and then the one where like Peggy falls out of the sky and everyone's just shy? 292 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:31,080 But they, the Peggy falling out of the sky thing is one of the few times that there's 293 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:36,800 continuity in the series because she, in the next episode is fucked up, right? 294 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:38,000 Wasn't it a season finale? 295 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:41,180 It was a season finale and then the next, the first episode of the next season she was 296 00:13:41,180 --> 00:13:49,440 fucked up but then she heals but she, I think takes, she, while all of this is going on 297 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:53,480 she, they, I mean they reference the, they reference the falling out of the plane thing 298 00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:58,880 I think a couple times but then also she takes over a business like a restaurant because 299 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:03,040 she needs to get back out there because after like falling she's like needs purpose in her 300 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:04,040 life or whatever. 301 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:09,440 Like I think and she goes and takes over one of Bud Strickland's, his barbecue restaurant 302 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:14,600 and she changes everything about it and she's like really leaning into what is just a on 303 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:18,040 paper formality so that they don't take it from him in the divorce. 304 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:21,480 Like he's like Hank I'm giving you the restaurant so they don't take this from me in the divorce 305 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:25,360 and then Peggy's like we own a restaurant now and she goes fucking nuts on it and I 306 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:29,120 think she even changes it to like Peggy's Joe's barbecue or something like that. 307 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:36,200 It's like a funny, she like fucks it up but they reference that like a few episodes later 308 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:40,840 Hank goes like I know that you really enjoyed running your own business but we don't have 309 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:42,440 the restaurant anymore and then moved on. 310 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:44,520 I was like what is Kingly Hill doing? 311 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:47,640 It doesn't address previous things that have happened. 312 00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:49,200 The characters stay ageless. 313 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:56,880 It's like you're just watching a slice of one year of mid 90's where technology is constantly 314 00:14:56,880 --> 00:15:03,880 changing because they don't even think they, I don't think they use cell phones but do 315 00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:06,120 the TVs upgrade? 316 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:08,480 Like the Simpsons have upgraded their TV. 317 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:09,480 It's a noticeable thing. 318 00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:10,600 They don't have the box anymore. 319 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:12,680 They have a flat screen TV now. 320 00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:16,360 But they have cell phones too now don't they and the Simpsons? 321 00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:17,360 Yeah they must. 322 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:18,360 Of course they have cell phones. 323 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:19,360 It's modern day. 324 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:22,000 Simpsons always takes place in the modern day. 325 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,520 Almost future because they predict so much shit. 326 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:25,520 They have. 327 00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:35,440 But I think if you make 800 episodes of anything you're bound to maybe predict something right? 328 00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:39,520 Some of those are just fucking like Donald Trump becoming president right? 329 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:43,560 That was probably something he mentioned in the 80's or something and they just ran with 330 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:44,560 a joke on it. 331 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:47,200 Conan O'Brien you know he likes that shit. 332 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:48,800 But anyway. 333 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:51,240 You forgot an important Mike Judge movie though. 334 00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:52,240 Idiocracy. 335 00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:54,080 Oh yeah Idiocracy. 336 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:55,080 So good. 337 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:59,480 Man Mike Judge is great and he does the voices of a lot of characters. 338 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:02,480 I think he does Hank. 339 00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:03,480 He does Hank. 340 00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:04,840 He does Beavis and Butt Head. 341 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:05,840 Mr. Anderson. 342 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:06,840 Your neighbor. 343 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:07,840 Yeah. 344 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:08,840 Quack and all from my tool shed. 345 00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:09,840 Was he in office space? 346 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:10,840 Probably a cameo? 347 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:11,840 Maybe a cameo? 348 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:12,840 I don't remember. 349 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:16,160 I could not tell you. 350 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:20,880 I know that one of the interesting things about office space is that the Red Line did 351 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:24,320 not make a or Swing is it Swing Line? 352 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:27,120 I think Swing Line did not make a Red Stapler. 353 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,120 New Line? 354 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,120 Is it New Line? 355 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:30,120 Are you talking about the studio? 356 00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:31,120 No no the Stapler Company. 357 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,120 Oh Red Line. 358 00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:33,120 Swing Line. 359 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:38,760 I think Swing Line did not make a Red Stapler. 360 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:40,960 They made it special for the movie. 361 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:46,960 Because he obsessed over it the amount of public outrage that there wasn't a Red Stapler 362 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:49,760 available now it's their number one selling Stapler. 363 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:51,120 They made a Red Stapler. 364 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:52,680 It's all anyone buys. 365 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:55,120 If you're going to buy Swing Line Stapler you're going to buy the Red one. 366 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:56,600 Because why wouldn't you buy the Red Stapler? 367 00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:57,600 It's my Red Stapler. 368 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:58,600 You know and you would do it every time. 369 00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,360 I'm going to read Stapler. 370 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:01,920 Every time I would pick it up. 371 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:02,920 Yeah Milton. 372 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:04,920 It was based off of a comic. 373 00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:05,920 Really? 374 00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:08,920 Yeah that character is based off of a comic. 375 00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:12,920 I don't know if it's a Mike Judge comic or some other comic but yeah Milton. 376 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:13,920 That me and my skateboard. 377 00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:14,920 Oh. 378 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:15,920 They stick the building on fire. 379 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:18,920 It's like all built around that guy. 380 00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:22,160 I'm going to like the whole place on fire. 381 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:23,320 I love that. 382 00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:24,320 So good. 383 00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:25,320 Well. 384 00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:26,320 I've been. 385 00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:27,320 What? 386 00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:28,320 Oh yeah. 387 00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:31,320 I've been playing a lot of this game. 388 00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:37,080 This new game that my friend got me into called Ark Survival Ascended. 389 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:40,160 We talked about this the other day. 390 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:43,080 So now you're really into it. 391 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:44,720 I like it because I have someone. 392 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:47,000 If I was playing it alone I probably wouldn't be that into it. 393 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,040 But I have someone to play it with online. 394 00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:50,040 Are you familiar with Ark Survival? 395 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:52,320 I've never played it but I'm familiar with it. 396 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:53,320 It's new to me. 397 00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:56,120 I haven't played any of the other ones or first one or whatever. 398 00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:57,120 This is the second one. 399 00:17:57,120 --> 00:18:03,240 It's new and it's just like it's Minecraft combined with Rust but there's dinosaurs. 400 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:05,880 Yeah I hate all of that. 401 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:08,600 I mean I liked Minecraft. 402 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:10,960 So okay this is a little hypocritical. 403 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:15,080 I liked Minecraft but only because I was playing with a friend like you said. 404 00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:17,520 And we were so stupid. 405 00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:24,160 We decided to make a I think like an eight by eight. 406 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:27,760 Just eight by eight and we would just go in one direction forever. 407 00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:30,360 And we would just lay down tracks as we went. 408 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:35,080 So we'd make the longest possible like rail car that we could make. 409 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:38,400 Just make sure no matter what happened if there was ocean in front of us we would build 410 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:41,320 up just to get to that level to do our eight by eight. 411 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:42,320 You know like whatever. 412 00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:44,760 And we did that for a couple weeks. 413 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:47,880 We just wasted real actual life. 414 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:49,840 Like real life to do this. 415 00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:53,720 And I realized I can't get into these games anymore. 416 00:18:53,720 --> 00:19:00,120 I can't do a survival game because the idea of having to survive in these games is kind 417 00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:01,120 of cool. 418 00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:02,120 I like that. 419 00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:03,120 Like feed your hunger bar. 420 00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:04,120 Feed your. 421 00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:05,680 Does that have this. 422 00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:07,680 Does this have hunger and thirst and all that? 423 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,320 Hunger, thirst, torpidity. 424 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:13,480 So if you're really thirsty or really hungry you pass out. 425 00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:14,480 A lot of different survival elements. 426 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:17,520 You can tame animals and each animal has its own properties. 427 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:19,160 Like when animals are good at getting rocks. 428 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:22,120 You build bases and there's like small tribes. 429 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:25,440 So there's other groups of people that are playing and they're in their own tribe. 430 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:27,620 And like it's constantly online. 431 00:19:27,620 --> 00:19:30,680 So when you log out of the game you're asleep on the floor. 432 00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:34,720 And people can come break into your base and like pick up your body and put you in a cage 433 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:35,800 and take all your shit. 434 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:36,800 Can they kill you when you're asleep? 435 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:37,800 They can kill you. 436 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:38,800 They can definitely kill you. 437 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:39,800 They'll take. 438 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:40,800 A lot of people. 439 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:41,800 That's what we're doing with. 440 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:44,920 We have this base with like upgraded walls and people just are so good at the game they'll 441 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:50,160 create C4 and blow through your walls and open all your storage chests and take all 442 00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:52,000 your iron and shit. 443 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,640 And there's another new thing where you can write. 444 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:58,040 You can get a paintbrush and you can paint on whatever you want. 445 00:19:58,040 --> 00:19:59,040 You can paint on people. 446 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:02,320 We found a guy that raided us. 447 00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:07,040 We broke into his house, took his body, put him in a cage and my friend wrote a gay slur 448 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,040 on his back. 449 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,040 Oh god. 450 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,040 Jesus. 451 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,040 And lost him in a cage. 452 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:14,880 And when you're locked in a cage your only choice is to kill yourself. 453 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:15,880 That's what I've seen. 454 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:21,800 I've seen a lot of videos of people that make like trap houses and stuff like that where 455 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:22,920 they just build. 456 00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:23,920 Just traps everywhere. 457 00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:24,920 I have one. 458 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:27,400 It looks like a hidden entrance and you climb up a ladder and when you get to the top you 459 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:28,400 fall in a hole. 460 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:29,400 You're stuck there. 461 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:30,400 Okay. 462 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:31,400 This sounds pretty cool. 463 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:34,400 I think there's one guy on YouTube that he makes the traps and he waits for people to 464 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,400 go in them. 465 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,400 Basically sets it up like they're coming in to loot them. 466 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:37,400 And once they fall in the trap it's like alright we're going to play a little game. 467 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:38,400 And it does like a jigsaw. 468 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:39,400 The song? 469 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:40,400 Yeah. 470 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:41,400 Jigsaw themed stuff. 471 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:42,400 That's funny. 472 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:43,400 That's cool. 473 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:44,400 Maybe I was wrong. 474 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:57,320 I think the thing is I had a friend that, I told you this, I had a friend that played 475 00:20:57,320 --> 00:21:03,520 so much Ark that I would, I didn't want anything to do. 476 00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:08,520 We lived together at the time and he would just, all it would be is just Ark, Ark, Ark, 477 00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:09,520 Ark, Ark, Ark. 478 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:12,480 All he would talk about, all he would do, all he would play and I got sick of it. 479 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:13,480 What do you think he's doing now? 480 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:14,480 How about playing Ark? 481 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:15,480 Yeah. 482 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:16,480 Right now. 483 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:18,880 He's probably writing Geyslers on your back. 484 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:21,600 Did you know what his username was? 485 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:24,960 Just so I can, because it's cross platform so I'm hoping I don't run into him on the 486 00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:25,960 same server. 487 00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:26,960 No I don't. 488 00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:30,600 If you're a boss or a trench kid I'm going to fucking kill you. 489 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:31,600 In real life. 490 00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,500 For big, no, kill you in Ark. 491 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:38,460 That's a popular thing, I'm going to fucking kill you in Minecraft. 492 00:21:38,460 --> 00:21:43,320 It's the only way you can get away with it. 493 00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:49,100 Speaking of getting away with murder or not, I'm pretty happy that that one dude got sentenced 494 00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:50,100 to life. 495 00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:54,640 I mean we don't really get into news or politics but I just saw this today. 496 00:21:54,640 --> 00:22:04,320 The guy that shot and killed some 20 year old chick because she pulled into his driveway 497 00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:07,880 on accident because she got lost and thought it was the wrong address. 498 00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:12,480 So she pulls in and this guy just takes a shotgun out and fucking fires a couple rounds 499 00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:17,160 into the car, hits her in the neck and she died, right? 500 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:23,720 They showed the judge today, I saw the video and he was just like, this is like, you were 501 00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:29,080 in court talking about how you have plans to do some off road racing in the future. 502 00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:33,560 You took someone's life and you feel like you're justified in doing it. 503 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:38,840 They were just some teenagers who pulled into the driveway and were leaving as you shot 504 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:39,840 them. 505 00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:40,840 I think you do it again. 506 00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:42,880 No, they weren't just shot just because there was someone there. 507 00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:47,040 Yeah because someone pulled into his driveway, he thought, I'm legally allowed to defend 508 00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:49,720 myself and fired. 509 00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:52,160 Not to that level but I can see where his head was at. 510 00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:53,800 I don't understand. 511 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:57,400 Someone pulls up, someone walks out by that window, I'm getting up and I'm like, who the 512 00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:58,400 fuck is that? 513 00:22:58,400 --> 00:22:59,400 Exactly. 514 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:06,360 If someone I don't know knocks on my door, I grab my gun and just put it next to the 515 00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:09,120 door before I answer it. 516 00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:15,400 I'm not holding the gun, I'm not planning on doing anything. 517 00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:19,120 If I don't know someone, especially depending on the time of day, if it's middle of the 518 00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:24,200 day, fuck it, I don't care, that's just some salesman, but Dario and I once were in here 519 00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:27,360 and at like two in the morning we had some hard banging on the door. 520 00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:28,360 Is Dario your gun? 521 00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:29,360 You put Dario by the door? 522 00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:33,960 Well yeah, you don't need a fucking gun. 523 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:39,560 It's like, hey guys, I'm not loaded but I have a Dario. 524 00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:46,200 But no, we grabbed our guns and we answered the door. 525 00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:50,960 It was just two fucking drug addicts looking for a different apartment. 526 00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:55,440 They were like, hey man, we're looking for Phoenix, man. 527 00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:57,760 And I'm like, you're at the wrong place. 528 00:23:57,760 --> 00:23:59,960 They're like, no man, this is the place they took. 529 00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:01,760 No, you're at the wrong place. 530 00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:07,040 It's like, no man, you need to leave. 531 00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:12,640 They ended up leaving and I think they found the right place, probably the drug sellers 532 00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,600 that were two houses down. 533 00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:17,040 They're all going to jail. 534 00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:20,800 Well she now lives where the drug pushers were. 535 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:30,520 Dude, because they, I delivered pizza to them once and they opened the door and that house, 536 00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:33,480 a pigsty would be preferable. 537 00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:39,400 And I'm talking living in the actual pig shit in the pigsty would be more comfortable 538 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:43,320 living than this fucking dumpster fire of a house. 539 00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:46,960 Like you open the door, it's like opening an oven but instead of heat it's just terrible 540 00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:47,960 smell. 541 00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:52,520 I don't even have a, I don't have a good, it wasn't the smell, it was just the amount 542 00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:57,240 of like, their couch was literally like broken in half, upside down in the middle of their 543 00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:58,320 living room. 544 00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:04,640 And there was like a trash pile next to the window, like a specific trash pile, like that's 545 00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:08,760 where they were putting their trash, was in like one corner, like just building a little 546 00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:11,080 fucking mountain of garbage. 547 00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:15,120 Like it, just, I don't know, it was just insane. 548 00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:16,120 And um. 549 00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:20,960 God, I can't imagine the conversation when you eventually move out of this apartment 550 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:24,600 and the guy's going to be like, I can't give you your deposit back, you got all these posters 551 00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:26,080 up and it's left a bunch of little tackles. 552 00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:28,600 It's like, alright, wait till you get next door. 553 00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:32,440 Oh they're gone now, those dudes. 554 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:35,440 They'll be replaced with, you're all going to jail. 555 00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:39,200 Yeah there's a, there's a, god I hope she doesn't listen to this fucking. 556 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,200 Can we have her on the podcast? 557 00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:42,280 No, god no. 558 00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:48,560 So a couple doors down at one of the apartments is this lady who just um, god she just, there's 559 00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:52,520 no polite way to put this, she just puts music on in the middle of the afternoon, goes out 560 00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:57,520 in her driveway and just starts dancing and singing for anybody who, I mean like just 561 00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:58,520 loudly. 562 00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:00,660 She just dances and sings. 563 00:26:00,660 --> 00:26:05,500 And then when she's feeling especially crazy, she starts chanting you're all going to jail. 564 00:26:05,500 --> 00:26:12,800 And I don't know if she's talking to us because she smells the weed or like, I don't know. 565 00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:14,760 I thought she was saying they're all going to jail. 566 00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:19,720 The first time I encountered her, it was right when like the Epstein List came out. 567 00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:23,040 So I tried to connect dots that just weren't, maybe she's just crazy. 568 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,840 I tried to give people the benefit of the doubt. 569 00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:28,840 I'm like, oh maybe she's just excited about the Jeffrey Epstein thing. 570 00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:31,640 She's so happy about it. 571 00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:33,240 She goes outside and celebrates. 572 00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:34,240 That's great. 573 00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:37,880 You see it, she had all those little rocks under her driveway and stuff. 574 00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:39,880 Like it's weird. 575 00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:44,200 Yeah, anyway, this is a strange little neighborhood. 576 00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:45,200 Fuck it. 577 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:53,160 Let's, we got a lot to cover because I have never in my life written more notes and paid 578 00:26:53,160 --> 00:27:02,800 more attention, done more like looking in myself while watching a movie than I did with 579 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:08,480 the movie we're watching this week, which is Mac and Me 1988. 580 00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:12,080 Which is conflicting because it said 87 on another thing, but it says 88. 581 00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:13,080 I never looked at the year. 582 00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:15,080 I thought it was 90s this whole time. 583 00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:16,080 No, 88. 584 00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:21,360 Five, six years or five years after E.T. 585 00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:27,720 Which it's definitely a parody of, or not a parody, but a copy of. 586 00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:32,680 When you scroll over it on Tubi and it plays like a little clip from the movie, it just 587 00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:35,600 plays that part where he's like in the wheelchair going down the hill. 588 00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:38,600 He's like, oh no, something bad's going to happen. 589 00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:39,600 It shows the ride over. 590 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:42,520 I looked inward and I was like, why do I think this is awesome? 591 00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:45,400 Now were you familiar with the Paul Rudd Conan O'Brien thing? 592 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:46,400 No. 593 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:47,400 Oh shit. 594 00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:49,680 Like Paul Rudd on Conan O'Brien? 595 00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:50,680 Yeah. 596 00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:51,680 Have you not seen this? 597 00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:54,800 I feel like we're maybe going to take our first break real quick. 598 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:57,200 So we'll be right back because- Here's a bell ringer ad. 599 00:27:57,200 --> 00:28:00,800 Yeah, here's a bell ringer ad because Austin's not familiar with what we're about to talk 600 00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:01,800 about. 601 00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:07,920 So if you yourself are unfamiliar with Paul Rudd, just put Paul Rudd Conan O'Brien and 602 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:10,800 if that's not popping it up, you can put Mac and me. 603 00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:12,800 All right, we'll be right back. 604 00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:16,920 Hey man, have you ever heard of Fried Rice Podcast? 605 00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:17,920 Fried Rice Podcast? 606 00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:22,760 Yeah man, they're a podcast that reviews movies and a new one comes out every Saturday on 607 00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:23,760 YouTube. 608 00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:24,760 They're sponsored by Bell Ringers. 609 00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:25,760 Bell Ringers? 610 00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:27,300 Yeah, Bell Ringers. 611 00:28:27,300 --> 00:28:31,840 It's a adapter for your bong or hookah and it holds three joints, three blunts, three 612 00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:33,440 bowls, or three dabs. 613 00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:34,440 Three dabs? 614 00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:36,280 Yeah man, three dabs. 615 00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:47,240 So check us out every Saturday on YouTube at Fried Rice Podcast, sponsored by Bell Ringers. 616 00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:50,080 And welcome back. 617 00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:53,720 So you know that Paul Rudd thing that he does on Conan? 618 00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:59,680 If we ever have him on this show in the future one day, we have to try to bait him into looking 619 00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:02,120 at a clip and then do it to him. 620 00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:06,520 Or pick an entirely different scene from Mac and me and troll him with it. 621 00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:07,520 You know what I mean? 622 00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:08,520 The McDonald's scene? 623 00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:10,560 Pick an even better scene. 624 00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:13,840 Which there are, yeah, the McDonald's, oh god, we'll get into it. 625 00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:20,000 But if you're unfamiliar, if you didn't look it up, just Paul Rudd every time he goes on 626 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:24,560 Conan O'Brien, instead of playing a clip from his movie, he'll play one of the funniest 627 00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:30,560 scenes in this movie, which is Eric rolling down that hill and falling into a fucking, 628 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:37,920 falling like a hundred feet into a pool or a pool of water and he, that would have, that 629 00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:40,200 would have killed him. 630 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:47,400 Alright so, the movie, 1988, it's Mac and Me. 631 00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:48,400 Let's get into it. 632 00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:49,720 It starts on an alien planet. 633 00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:53,680 We see these naked, freaky looking fucking aliens, just a little family of them. 634 00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:54,680 Nightmare fuel aliens. 635 00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:55,680 Nightmare fuel, I put- 636 00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:56,680 They walk like walking dead zombies. 637 00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:57,680 They do. 638 00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:02,680 I was going to say, they were walking like they were just fucked up, like just drunk. 639 00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:03,680 They were just fucked up. 640 00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:04,680 Night out in Vegas. 641 00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:05,680 Exactly. 642 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:08,680 Just on their way back to the hotel, ugh. 643 00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:12,200 They looked fucked up the whole time. 644 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:19,680 I put no genitalia, that's a problem for me. 645 00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:22,520 Like I didn't know, I didn't even know that there were females or males. 646 00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:25,800 Like I, you couldn't tell, you know, like you just, just whatever. 647 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:34,760 But okay, a human spaceship rover thing, which we looked up online. 648 00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:39,900 It's impossible, like it could technically land on this planet maybe, but the reason 649 00:30:39,900 --> 00:30:44,800 that the Mars, or the reason that the rovers that we sent to the moon are able to take 650 00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:50,160 off is because of the low gravity, but because it shows that Mac and Me's gravity on their 651 00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:54,840 home planet is comparable to our own. 652 00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:57,640 That's why there's no, I guess, issues later on when they get to our planet. 653 00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:00,920 Like I guess we have matching atmospheres too, because they didn't even address the 654 00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:06,240 breathing, like the aliens, you know, like how they breathe, you know. 655 00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:12,840 I guess they just instantly acclimated to our environment, but they, I guess the ship 656 00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:16,600 which cannot physically take off from this planet is what I'm saying. 657 00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:17,600 It does. 658 00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:20,920 So that's probably the most unbelievable part of the whole movie is that this, the space 659 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:23,720 rover actually can take off on this planet. 660 00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:30,840 But it comes down and it snatches up the aliens and how does it do that? 661 00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:36,920 It sucks them up with a fucking vacuum hose, which you're thinking, man, that's a trick 662 00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:41,240 you can only pull off once in a movie like this. 663 00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:44,440 You're fucking wrong. 664 00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:53,280 So they get sucked up literally like ghosts, like ghosts in Ghostbusters. 665 00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:57,160 When they put the trap out and it opens up and you see like their ghostly forms get sucked 666 00:31:57,160 --> 00:32:00,440 into the fucking, the little prison that they have. 667 00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:08,400 That's what this hose on a fucking, which, why was it even sucking the air at that point? 668 00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:10,840 They were supposed to be taking like rocks, like rock samples. 669 00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:11,840 It did. 670 00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:13,400 Oh, and then just kind of flung around. 671 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:16,720 But then it just, yeah, it was, it was, it was taking rock samples, just doing its little 672 00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:21,680 thing and then it just whips its hose out and just starts randomly sucking the air. 673 00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:23,960 Maybe it was trying to get a sample of the environment. 674 00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:24,960 Actually, that makes sense. 675 00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:26,480 Get some air in there. 676 00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:27,480 So you know what? 677 00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:28,480 Nevermind movie. 678 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:29,480 That was good science on your part. 679 00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:33,240 I was like, these graphics are awful. 680 00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:38,840 Star Wars came out at least 10 years earlier and looked a thousand times better than this. 681 00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:42,120 The fucking bad space, like a bad space travel. 682 00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:44,840 And that was the whole opening credits. 683 00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:45,840 Bad choice. 684 00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:48,840 Like that, like, oh, better than the steel opening. 685 00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:53,840 Last episode, this show's steel getting made for like five minutes. 686 00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:54,840 Yeah. 687 00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:55,840 You know what though? 688 00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:56,840 This is pretty on the nose. 689 00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:57,840 You're right. 690 00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:00,040 If you're going to get an alien movie, you might as well have a spaceship traveling through 691 00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:01,040 space. 692 00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:02,040 Yeah. 693 00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:05,040 So, um, aliens come out, they get captured. 694 00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:07,160 They escape a government facility. 695 00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:08,440 They get separated. 696 00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:11,160 I'm not even quite sure how Mac gets separated from his family. 697 00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:14,280 I thought he was the only one that escaped from the beginning is what it looked like. 698 00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:15,280 That's what it looked like. 699 00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:20,360 It looked like the family stayed behind and got captured, but that's not the case because 700 00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:23,440 then we see later that the family's out in the desert. 701 00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:25,400 Um, just trying to do. 702 00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:29,520 Swattering like Christian Bale's character from Thor, Love and Thunder. 703 00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:30,520 Yes. 704 00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:37,600 That big car accident when we're introduced to the family and like the truck just jumps 705 00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:40,040 and the kid and his dad are like, Oh no. 706 00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:44,280 And then it fucking lands and hits, hits the fucking driver's side of the car in front 707 00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:45,280 of them. 708 00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:46,280 I know. 709 00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:47,280 Oh cool. 710 00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:48,280 It killed that guy. 711 00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:49,280 I know exactly. 712 00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:50,280 It like literally killed whoever was in that other car. 713 00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:54,240 Uh, and they're, they're putting it looked like that was like a real, Oh shit. 714 00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:57,800 I thought we were going to see how the kid ended up in the wheelchair at that moment. 715 00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:02,480 I was just like, what kind of movie is this? 716 00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:04,920 Three years later, like it like cuts it like, uh, 717 00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:05,920 And then he finds the alien. 718 00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:06,920 Oh my God. 719 00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:08,880 Just drinks the soda out of it. 720 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:09,880 Oh, by the way. 721 00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:10,880 Okay. 722 00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:11,880 That's something we need to address on their planets. 723 00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:18,000 The way that these aliens eat or drink or whatever the fuck is they take straws made 724 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:22,840 of stone maybe, and they just pound it into the earth. 725 00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:27,560 And when it spurts water or I guess Coca-Cola, they drink. 726 00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:32,760 So I guess Coca-Cola is the mantle of this planet. 727 00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:38,160 I would say like, like underneath this planet's core or crust is Coca-Cola. 728 00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:42,120 I'm imagining the core is a Big Mac. 729 00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:48,880 If we're just based on the science of this movie, it's a Big Mac surrounded by Coca-Cola 730 00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:51,880 and there's a front. 731 00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:53,040 French fries trees. 732 00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:58,760 So they literally put stone rocks into the ground or stone straws and they suck out Coca-Cola, 733 00:34:58,760 --> 00:34:59,760 which is their lifeblood. 734 00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:01,880 There's a lot of sucking in this movie. 735 00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:03,480 There's way too much sucking. 736 00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:04,480 You know what? 737 00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:07,880 And you know what's kind of fucked up that you make me watch one of the notes when you 738 00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:11,280 get your wisdom teeth removed is you can't use straws for a week. 739 00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:16,600 And this movie has more straws in it than any other movie I've ever seen in my life. 740 00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:20,200 And before knowing this, I went and bought a pack of straws because I'm like, I'm going 741 00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:21,920 to be on a liquid diet for a few days. 742 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:23,560 I might as well get some straws. 743 00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:24,560 And then they say no straws. 744 00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:32,400 And so now I've got unused straws watching a movie about straws being used. 745 00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:33,400 It's just torturous. 746 00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:39,560 Now during that car, the crash scene, my middle child who actually ended up watching this 747 00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:40,560 movie. 748 00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:41,560 And how old is your middle? 749 00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:42,560 Five. 750 00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:45,280 He, which I have a feeling I'm going to watch this movie again in the future because he 751 00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:46,280 loved it. 752 00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:47,280 Okay. 753 00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:49,280 But he pointed out to me very well. 754 00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:54,280 This is going to be a fucking favorite classic childhood movie it is. 755 00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:55,280 It's terrible. 756 00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:56,720 But I mean it's good. 757 00:35:56,720 --> 00:35:57,720 It's good. 758 00:35:57,720 --> 00:35:58,720 It's so bad it's good. 759 00:35:58,720 --> 00:36:05,160 But he pointed out to me during that crash scene when the girl comes out of nowhere and 760 00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:08,000 she's spraying the fire extinguisher on the guy. 761 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:14,440 Like just a frame or two he is covered in fire extinguisher stuff and he's still on 762 00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:15,440 fire on his arm. 763 00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:16,440 But he's just white. 764 00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:18,480 And my son's just like, look at the guy. 765 00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:19,480 Like he just. 766 00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:20,480 I didn't even notice that. 767 00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:23,400 Oh it was like a quick, quick just flash. 768 00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:30,640 Oh cause I, trust me, I rewound and rewatched so many parts of this movie to see what the 769 00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:31,640 fuck they were doing. 770 00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:32,640 What was that? 771 00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:33,640 Yeah. 772 00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:36,720 I wrote down, please don't let that redheaded kid be the main, the main character. 773 00:36:36,720 --> 00:36:41,420 Cause I didn't, I didn't look at the, all I had seen was that, that picture of the Mac 774 00:36:41,420 --> 00:36:45,480 and Me poster and that's just a white kid's face. 775 00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:49,280 I couldn't tell him apart from, from the redhead in the beginning. 776 00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:53,600 But I just, when he, when he almost dies in that accident, it moves on. 777 00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:56,160 I was like, thank God it's not the redhead. 778 00:36:56,160 --> 00:37:01,400 Right after that car accident, I'm like, why does, why is he in a wheelchair? 779 00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:02,400 Where's their dad? 780 00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:05,880 How can they afford this house on the edge of a fucking cliff? 781 00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:06,880 Like a super villain. 782 00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:07,880 Yeah. 783 00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:12,360 Well, maybe it's because the dad died and she did get a new job at JC Penny or Sears. 784 00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:19,520 So Sears pays that in the eighties Sears pays that big own your own house money. 785 00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:20,520 Yeah. 786 00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:21,520 Yeah. 787 00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:27,240 You could be a single mother with two children in the eighties working at Sears and buy a 788 00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:28,240 house like that. 789 00:37:28,240 --> 00:37:31,920 Three bedroom at the end of the cliff. 790 00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:32,920 In California. 791 00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:33,920 Yeah, in California. 792 00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:43,080 Like right when we get introduced to the very hormonal teenager, I wrote, wait, no, that 793 00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:44,080 brother's worse. 794 00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:45,080 Please go back to the redhead. 795 00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:52,240 So, um, what did I put? 796 00:37:52,240 --> 00:37:54,240 Oh yeah. 797 00:37:54,240 --> 00:37:59,640 There's so many unexplained, like, oh God, I'm going to really get into this, but let's 798 00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:00,640 just start from the beginning. 799 00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:04,320 And Mac is in the back of the car. 800 00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:07,320 He takes a soda can with a straw in it. 801 00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:08,880 Did it, did it have a straw? 802 00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:09,880 Yeah. 803 00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:10,880 That's not a normal thing. 804 00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:13,800 People do, by the way, you don't put straws in or do you? 805 00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:17,920 No, it's not really not a kid, but not that old of a kid. 806 00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:22,080 Like maybe when I was younger, yeah, I don't spill it or something like that. 807 00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:25,800 But like, cause he was, he was, how old are we guessing? 808 00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:26,800 10, 11, 12. 809 00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:27,800 Yeah. 810 00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:29,640 I would say 11, 12. 811 00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:34,200 Was he supposed to, was the little, the little girl supposed to be his same age? 812 00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:35,200 Yeah. 813 00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:36,200 Okay. 814 00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:37,200 I think, I think maybe younger. 815 00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:42,920 I think they were, they were obviously going with the ET vibe of, you know, the older brother, 816 00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:44,200 middle brother, younger. 817 00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:45,200 They did it twice. 818 00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:46,200 They did it also with the girls. 819 00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:49,200 So I mean, that's how they differentiate themselves. 820 00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:51,320 Also, people did look kind of rough back then too. 821 00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:54,400 That's the thing we always had to account for on the show. 822 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:55,400 Yeah. 823 00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:56,400 Yeah. 824 00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:57,400 They were like 17. 825 00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:58,400 Yeah. 826 00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:01,000 Or no, they were like five. 827 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:04,760 That's how like older actors were like, that's what people in their twenties were like, uh, 828 00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:09,640 in Say By The Bell or whatever, you know, like, uh, but how did he know what a soda 829 00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:11,160 can was? 830 00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:15,040 How would he know to drink from it and know that it was something that he needed? 831 00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:17,040 He just drinks it in the back and dies. 832 00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:19,040 And it's like, there's a fucking dead alien. 833 00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:20,040 Yeah. 834 00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:21,040 It's not one of your toys. 835 00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:26,600 How lucky that he came from fucking McDonald planet, planet McDonald's and found a Coke. 836 00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:31,880 Uh, so they pull up to their, their neighborhood. 837 00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:36,000 And if you listen to them, they're, oh, just, they're losing their fucking minds at almost 838 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:37,400 everything they drive by. 839 00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:38,400 He opens his eyes. 840 00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:41,480 He's like, wow, look at all the cars. 841 00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:42,480 They get up into the neighborhood. 842 00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:43,480 Wow. 843 00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:44,480 We're on top of the hill. 844 00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:50,080 It's like, wow, there's a two car, two car garage. 845 00:39:50,080 --> 00:40:00,240 And then 16 minutes in within the span of 15 seconds, we had white lady gets out of 846 00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:04,520 her car and yells at a black worker before even saying hello. 847 00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:09,560 She automatically assumes he's doing something wrong. 848 00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:12,960 Then you get a kid in a wheelchair, which at the time I didn't, I forgot that he was 849 00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:15,160 a main character that he was in a wheelchair. 850 00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:16,680 And so I was like, oh shit. 851 00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:21,920 And then you get go across the street, little white girl, cultural appropriation for native 852 00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:22,920 Americans. 853 00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:23,920 Oh yeah. 854 00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:30,280 One of the most offensive 15 seconds of fucking random and unnecessary too. 855 00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:34,480 It was just, it was just, yeah, I'm just communing with the nature of spirits. 856 00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:39,880 Like she's dressed up like Pocahontas with a little teepee just on the sidewalk, like 857 00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:42,680 straight up pretending to be native American. 858 00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:43,680 Uh, yeah. 859 00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:47,840 Um, this is going to be problematic, isn't it? 860 00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:49,880 Is what I wrote underneath. 861 00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:51,680 Um, oh yeah. 862 00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:52,680 Okay. 863 00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:59,760 So then I'd like literally 10 seconds later, uh, the older brother, he starts putting stuff 864 00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:00,760 on. 865 00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:02,360 So Mike, it's Michael and Eric. 866 00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:03,360 Michael's the older one. 867 00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:07,160 Eric's the younger one, which I know this because my two best friends growing up were Michael 868 00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:08,160 and Eric. 869 00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:11,880 Uh, so it's just like, it's kind of cool that an eighties movie with their, their names, 870 00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:18,400 but uh, Michael, so Michael just keep putting shit on top of Eric's lap and Eric's like, 871 00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:20,840 wait, hey man, I don't want to carry these things. 872 00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:25,120 And I wrote down, okay, is it carrying? 873 00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:28,240 Is it carrying if you're in a fucking wheelchair? 874 00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:32,320 Isn't it the same as just sitting somewhere and someone putting something on your lap 875 00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:34,800 because your brother literally pushes you around. 876 00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:40,440 So like, yeah, the older brother was right using you as a mode of fucking transportation 877 00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:41,760 for these items. 878 00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:43,160 Like what the fuck? 879 00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:45,160 Um, it's just, yeah. 880 00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:51,760 Uh, you guys can jump in if you guys, if you have moments about these things, cause weird 881 00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:56,440 shit starts happening and uh, he's like trying to explain to everyone like it was a fucking 882 00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:57,440 creature. 883 00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:58,440 I saw it. 884 00:41:58,440 --> 00:41:59,440 His mom's like, you're fucking crazy. 885 00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:00,440 Yeah. 886 00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:03,800 And then he's sleeping with a bat and his mom like, he's like, you don't need this fucking 887 00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:04,800 bat. 888 00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:08,760 And then like, she like comforts him and she leaves and then the alien is just like, it 889 00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:13,720 cuts to the alien just outside of his window, just watching him sleep. 890 00:42:13,720 --> 00:42:15,440 It's a little creeper alien for sure. 891 00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:16,440 Like is this wish ET? 892 00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:17,440 Yeah. 893 00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:18,440 Oh, for sure it's wish ET. 894 00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:23,320 So I love the brother with the sunglasses part when he's putting the sunglasses on and 895 00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:26,320 he sees the alien, he takes them off, the alien's gone. 896 00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:27,320 Yeah. 897 00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:31,840 That is one of the most crucial fucking plot points I think because he saw the fucking 898 00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:32,840 alien. 899 00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:33,840 Yeah. 900 00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:34,840 Boom. 901 00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:35,840 Saw him. 902 00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:36,840 So later when did they live come out? 903 00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:37,840 What? 904 00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:40,840 Oh, um, that was before, wasn't it? 905 00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:44,440 I think it was actually 90. 906 00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:45,440 I think it was 90. 907 00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:49,920 I wonder if they live the movie exists in this universe and that kid saw it. 908 00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:52,080 88 same year. 909 00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:53,560 Same fucking year. 910 00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:55,160 Ooh, close one. 911 00:42:55,160 --> 00:43:00,480 This was 88 was the year of sunglasses are more powerful than you might imagine. 912 00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:08,400 That cell phone bit with the Bill Murray cell phone thing. 913 00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:09,400 What is that? 914 00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:15,280 Um, we're going on our rabbit hole with Bill Murray. 915 00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:18,840 Accidental spy. 916 00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:25,280 The man who knew too little 1997 homies got a straight up cell phone. 917 00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:30,920 Like not a fat eighties, nineties one, like a slim little motor all raiser or some bullshit. 918 00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:33,040 Uh, not a razor, but you know what I mean? 919 00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:34,040 It's bullshit. 920 00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:35,040 This is a good movie by the way. 921 00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:36,040 Love it. 922 00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:37,040 Um, okay. 923 00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:38,040 Yeah. 924 00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:43,000 So this, uh, he puts a sunglass on, he sees the alien, takes it off, blah, blah, blah. 925 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:47,160 There's that whole bit at that. 926 00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:48,400 Okay. 927 00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:51,760 There's a very weird mom, son kiss. 928 00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:54,360 If you are, if it's the one where, so, okay. 929 00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:59,160 I get that if she's constantly over him, pushing him around on the wheelchair, that there would 930 00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:01,440 be a lot of like kisses on top of the head. 931 00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:05,880 And he did reach back a few times and maybe because he does have spinal debiphia and, 932 00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:11,000 uh, and he really is in a wheelchair, this actor that, that is a form of like, like that's 933 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,840 what you would do to the person pushing you behind you. 934 00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:19,440 If it's someone you love, you would reach back, but then he leans his head back, she 935 00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:25,480 leans over him and they both kiss each other's chin or what do they kiss? 936 00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:27,400 How would the, wait, how does that work? 937 00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:28,600 I didn't want to rewind it. 938 00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:29,920 Let's, let's reenact it. 939 00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:31,040 No, thanks. 940 00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:32,960 You get in front of me like you're in a wheelchair. 941 00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:33,960 It'd be forehead. 942 00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:34,960 No, it would be, yeah. 943 00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:35,960 Oh yeah. 944 00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:36,960 It would be forehead. 945 00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:37,960 Yeah. 946 00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:43,200 So they kiss each other's forehead in a weird, Spider-Man did it better. 947 00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:45,920 If you're going to do an upside down kiss. 948 00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:49,360 I was way less creeped out when, when totally back of the head was too much. 949 00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:53,200 If they just did not have him reach for the back of his mom's head. 950 00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:54,960 He pulled her into it. 951 00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:56,920 Oh, that was weird. 952 00:44:56,920 --> 00:45:01,960 Um, I put ET had Reese's pieces, Mac and me has Skittles. 953 00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:04,160 It could have been the slickest move ever. 954 00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:07,600 Cause I mean, for the actor, for the kid in the wheelchair, he's been like, I'm going 955 00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:08,600 to kiss this bitch. 956 00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:09,600 Like that. 957 00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:10,600 He misses a few times. 958 00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:12,320 Like how many times do they have to get that, that shot? 959 00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:13,320 He would shoot that again? 960 00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:14,320 And then they're like, no, we got it. 961 00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:15,320 He's like, well, he just scoots his wheelchair. 962 00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:16,320 Oh, okay. 963 00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:22,920 We'll do one more. 964 00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:25,200 Rolls down the hill, falls in the ravine. 965 00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:26,200 No, no, we're not there. 966 00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:27,200 I'm not there yet. 967 00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:30,640 No, I don't think so. 968 00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:33,760 Because he, I did take breaks writing notes. 969 00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:34,760 That was the next one I got. 970 00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:38,080 I wrote him in order of what I was watching. 971 00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:40,360 Oh, no, no, we're not there yet. 972 00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:41,360 Oh, okay. 973 00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:43,880 Cause then they're, so they're getting the house ready. 974 00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:48,600 And that's when the brother just uses a power saw with no, no protection. 975 00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:50,300 So it's one of the, I hate that scene. 976 00:45:50,300 --> 00:45:52,000 It's just like, he literally just standing there. 977 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:53,000 There's some wood. 978 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,840 He's a teenage actor. 979 00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:58,600 He just picks up a circular power saw and without any eye protection, without anything 980 00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:01,080 just cuts a piece of wood casually. 981 00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:02,800 I'm like, they didn't need to throw that in. 982 00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:05,240 He could have been pretending to hammer nails. 983 00:46:05,240 --> 00:46:10,240 There's other ways to show construction of house. 984 00:46:10,240 --> 00:46:14,160 But then they have the RC car. 985 00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:16,840 That was a fat ass RC car. 986 00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:17,840 Was it? 987 00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:18,840 I liked it. 988 00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:20,840 I thought it looked a little just dual-y, like fun little for kids. 989 00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:24,360 I thought that was the, oh, I can't, man, I forgot this was made for kids. 990 00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:29,040 I, this, that was one of the dumbest, they use that RC car. 991 00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:31,320 It's probably five full minutes. 992 00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:37,440 It feels like of the movie is this kid being like terrorized by an RC car, sort of. 993 00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:40,440 Well, why did he take the batteries out? 994 00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:41,440 Cause it seemed like they were working fine. 995 00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:42,440 It didn't seem like they were dying. 996 00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:43,440 Yeah, that's true. 997 00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:44,640 I didn't think about that. 998 00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:46,800 He uses the RC car, works perfectly. 999 00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:50,160 He's like, hmm, takes the battery out and it still works. 1000 00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:51,160 Okay. 1001 00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:52,160 Yeah. 1002 00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:54,160 That's, I mean, why'd you question it? 1003 00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:55,160 Yeah. 1004 00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:59,160 So, oh, that guy brings his TV in the room. 1005 00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:02,160 He's like, want me to set it up for you? 1006 00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:03,160 And he's like, no, I got it. 1007 00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:04,160 But like earlier he was just complaining about having to move shit. 1008 00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:05,160 Exactly. 1009 00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:12,000 And then it cuts to TV and literally tablets are bigger. 1010 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:17,200 Like your iPad is a bigger screen than this kid's TV. 1011 00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:19,000 It was the smallest fucking thing I've ever seen. 1012 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:20,160 It was super long too. 1013 00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:24,840 It's like weird how like a bad technology was back in the day. 1014 00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:27,080 What show was playing on that by the way? 1015 00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:28,080 It was like, Oh God. 1016 00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:29,080 Snorks? 1017 00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:30,080 Is it snorks? 1018 00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:31,080 Snorks. 1019 00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:32,080 I think it was snorks. 1020 00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:37,360 It was like a cool almost fish, jellyfish people, creatures, seahorses, things. 1021 00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:39,600 I never really, I never watched it. 1022 00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:41,320 It was before my time. 1023 00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:44,320 But okay. 1024 00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:47,320 So he doesn't fall off the hill first. 1025 00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:49,960 Remember she, he gets chased around. 1026 00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:52,160 There's a, the fucking drill. 1027 00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:53,160 Like they have a lot of power. 1028 00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:58,480 They have a lot of like weird like power tools because they have a straight up, that drill 1029 00:47:58,480 --> 00:47:59,480 just goes through the wall. 1030 00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:01,680 Remember he's getting chased around by this thing. 1031 00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:03,240 It's terrorizing him. 1032 00:48:03,240 --> 00:48:08,520 And then she comes home and walks inside to her home. 1033 00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:16,620 It is covered with fucking like trees and grass and there's boulders and there's moss 1034 00:48:16,620 --> 00:48:21,920 and there's like an ecosystem in their home. 1035 00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:28,360 And she turns around to her handicapped kid, her handicapped 10 year old kid and says, 1036 00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:31,020 how the, why'd you do this? 1037 00:48:31,020 --> 00:48:32,020 What are you doing? 1038 00:48:32,020 --> 00:48:33,160 Why did you do this? 1039 00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:39,440 And she, and he, he tells her, he tells her, no, I didn't, like I didn't do it. 1040 00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:40,720 Obviously he didn't do it. 1041 00:48:40,720 --> 00:48:44,440 I put, I put, yeah, so it's fucked up. 1042 00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:45,440 There's a literal boulder. 1043 00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:47,440 How the fuck is a kid in a wheelchair? 1044 00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:51,560 And then I put, I'm surprised she didn't just immediately blame the black workers that were 1045 00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:55,920 there earlier when she saw that the house was fucked up. 1046 00:48:55,920 --> 00:49:03,120 And then we get 32 minutes in the Paul Rudd, Conan O'Brien falling into a fucking a little 1047 00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:04,120 reveal. 1048 00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:07,680 What's the first thing they say to him when he's in the water? 1049 00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:09,680 Swim Eric, swim. 1050 00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:12,200 Was he attached to his chair? 1051 00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:13,620 Yeah, I think so. 1052 00:49:13,620 --> 00:49:15,200 This whole movie, was he strapped in? 1053 00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:21,200 Well, no, no, he wasn't because at one point he crashes and flies out. 1054 00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:26,960 So no, he wasn't strapped in, which is important because when Mac finally goes in to rescue 1055 00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:31,240 him, he pulls out both the wheelchair and fucking Eric. 1056 00:49:31,240 --> 00:49:35,460 And I'm like, he pulled out the fucking wheelchair. 1057 00:49:35,460 --> 00:49:39,080 So now we get into full blown. 1058 00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:41,680 They think their kid is trying to kill himself. 1059 00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:45,280 He's seeing, like he's talking about an imaginary creature. 1060 00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:52,200 He somehow summoned super strength to completely terraform their house into a, into a swamp 1061 00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:58,920 land full of boulders and moss and trees and shit and a live ecosystem. 1062 00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:05,600 And this doctor comes in and he performs all the relevant tests, follow my pen. 1063 00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:09,320 Once that's done, he sees the kid's okay. 1064 00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:13,240 So he then goes, will you please leave me alone with your child? 1065 00:50:13,240 --> 00:50:15,360 The mother and brother are like, fine. 1066 00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:20,520 And he's like, I'm going to give you a sedative now alone with this handicapped kid who can't 1067 00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:21,520 run away. 1068 00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:25,320 You get blamed for this fucking ecosystem in your house. 1069 00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:26,320 You blame it on it. 1070 00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:29,920 You say it's the fucking alien that you know is real and they don't fucking believe you. 1071 00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:30,920 Yeah. 1072 00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:31,920 She's mad at you. 1073 00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:32,920 You're a fucking liar. 1074 00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:33,920 Yeah. 1075 00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:34,920 You try to kill yourself. 1076 00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:35,920 This guy gives you fucking set up. 1077 00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:38,000 By the way, a lot of Chicago bears, like we get it. 1078 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:39,000 Yeah. 1079 00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:40,320 Everything you fucking wear Chicago bears, we get it. 1080 00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:43,560 They're something different for one scene, at least. 1081 00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:47,680 As far as character development though, when he finally decides that he gets the girl to 1082 00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:52,000 come over and they're grabbing up like extension cords and like a vacuum, like we're going 1083 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,200 to catch this fucker and hang him. 1084 00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:55,200 Oh, that's later. 1085 00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:56,200 Hold on. 1086 00:50:56,200 --> 00:51:02,440 Because this whole time, so this is where I have a big issue with this movie. 1087 00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:11,240 You have Eric who is almost actively, like it seems like he's actively trying to make 1088 00:51:11,240 --> 00:51:13,000 himself seem insane. 1089 00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:14,640 He's not using the right language. 1090 00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:15,640 Maybe he's a kid. 1091 00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:16,640 I don't know. 1092 00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:21,440 But that, but like he never goes, listen, mom, I've never lied to you in my life. 1093 00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:24,680 There is some sort of, it looks like an alien creature. 1094 00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:26,080 It's been running around. 1095 00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:28,160 It brought those boulders into our home. 1096 00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:29,800 I'm a handicapped child. 1097 00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:32,600 I couldn't have done that. 1098 00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:34,600 It's been fucking around. 1099 00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:36,200 You think I'm going crazy. 1100 00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:37,200 I'm not. 1101 00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:38,200 But he doesn't. 1102 00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:41,320 He just goes, the creature, the little creature. 1103 00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:44,520 And everyone's like, all right, this kid's fucking losing his mind. 1104 00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:50,000 So why didn't the brother at that point, you brought up the sunglasses bit. 1105 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,800 Why didn't the brother, who's not on drugs, he's a teenager. 1106 00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:54,240 He has full faculties. 1107 00:51:54,240 --> 00:52:00,800 He remembers what happened earlier that day, an hour ago, maybe two hours ago, you know, 1108 00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:01,800 whatever. 1109 00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:05,600 He goes, oh yeah, I did see a fucking alien creature every time I put these sunglasses 1110 00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:07,160 on and then it disappeared. 1111 00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:08,560 Why didn't he say anything? 1112 00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:09,560 Dick move. 1113 00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:15,400 And then I thought that this kid, Eric, he is actively to blame for no one believing 1114 00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:16,400 him. 1115 00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:21,600 He is just a, he just should have been, I guess, better in the situation. 1116 00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:25,080 Many people think he's not insane. 1117 00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:29,320 Then we have, we meet cultural appropriation, Pocahontas. 1118 00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:36,000 Pocahontas comes in with her older sister and she says, the older sister's like, why 1119 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:40,880 don't you invite Eric to your friend's birthday party tomorrow? 1120 00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:46,960 And I'm like, who the fuck invites somebody to another birthday, someone else's birthday? 1121 00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:50,040 Like as a kid, that's a dick move on those sisters part. 1122 00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:51,280 I'm just saying. 1123 00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:53,920 But I'm glad they did because it leads to the best scene in the movie, which we'll 1124 00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:54,920 get to. 1125 00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:58,720 There's a lot of cheesy lines, like all the jokes that the brother makes in the beginning 1126 00:52:58,720 --> 00:53:03,600 in the car before the accident scene is just like, uh, and then, and then she's like, why 1127 00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:05,080 don't you invite him to the birthday party? 1128 00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:08,960 And then the brother's like obviously into the older sister. 1129 00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:12,680 And then the little sister's like, yeah, why don't you come and get a big match? 1130 00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:13,680 I'm like, what the fuck? 1131 00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:15,440 Dude, they, I wrote that down. 1132 00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:20,440 They were like, oh yeah, I literally, my next note is damn, those teens fell for each other 1133 00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:21,440 fast. 1134 00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:27,720 Like it was instant hormonal, hormonal, like just, just they wanted, they instantly, and 1135 00:53:27,720 --> 00:53:32,880 they, I think they coupled up because later on he says, thank you, my dear or whatever. 1136 00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:33,880 Right. 1137 00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:34,880 They're holding hands later. 1138 00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:35,880 Yeah. 1139 00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:38,880 I think that's the first introduction to a McDonald's uniform too in the movie. 1140 00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:39,880 Oh yeah. 1141 00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:43,040 Which I was familiar with because they changed it a few times while I was there and they 1142 00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:47,480 just lost all just soulless corporate black uniforms now. 1143 00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:48,480 I like that. 1144 00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:50,920 I was like, look, we made a few t-shirts for you guys. 1145 00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:51,920 This one. 1146 00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:54,520 I like the black, the corporate black. 1147 00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:58,600 So Mike almost crashes the car as they're driving. 1148 00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:02,960 And I rewatched that scene three or four times. 1149 00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:11,120 It is on an open road, no stop sign, no stop light, no lines in the road running perpendicular 1150 00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:13,680 to the lane that he's in. 1151 00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:22,040 He's driving on just a normal road in the left lane and out of nowhere, this chick, 1152 00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:28,880 and I guess some dude stopped to allow a chick to make a left hand turn out of wherever she 1153 00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:30,920 was, which you would never do ever. 1154 00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:31,920 Right. 1155 00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:33,820 Because there was no traffic ahead of them. 1156 00:54:33,820 --> 00:54:38,760 So it wasn't like heavy traffic and somebody was waiting, giving it that little extra space 1157 00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:42,320 so that someone could get out, you know, or like whatever. 1158 00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:47,560 This was just, if you were driving down 95 and you saw someone wanting to make a left 1159 00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:52,240 hand turn out of a business coming out of the right, then you would just stop in the 1160 00:54:52,240 --> 00:54:57,140 middle of the road and then just allow them to make their turn. 1161 00:54:57,140 --> 00:55:02,000 And so this kid, he was just, he didn't do anything wrong is what I'm saying. 1162 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,920 That was just, he did stop paying attention for a second. 1163 00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:08,760 He stopped paying attention for a second, but he took his eyes off the road on what 1164 00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:15,800 would have been an open stretch of highway in front of him going the speed limit. 1165 00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:16,800 So he didn't, he didn't. 1166 00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:20,240 But there was a couple other times he was just kind of veering off. 1167 00:55:20,240 --> 00:55:21,920 He wasn't a good driver. 1168 00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:22,920 Fine. 1169 00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:25,120 But that in particular was not his fault. 1170 00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:26,840 It was that, it was that chicken with a convertible. 1171 00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:32,000 So if we're going to point fingers at women, which I know Austin likes to do in these kind 1172 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:33,000 of movies. 1173 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:36,000 Oh, just cause Mike's not here, it's only me. 1174 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,960 I never said titty hiding business. 1175 00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:39,960 That's true. 1176 00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:40,960 Mike's not here. 1177 00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:41,960 We can talk shit about him. 1178 00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:42,960 Yeah. 1179 00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:45,560 If Mike were here, he would have an issue with her. 1180 00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:46,560 He would also have a Big Mac. 1181 00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:47,560 Oh yeah. 1182 00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:48,560 And a soda. 1183 00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:49,560 And a soda. 1184 00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:54,080 I'm not on, I'm not on burgers yet. 1185 00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:56,520 The brothers have a great relationship. 1186 00:55:56,520 --> 00:55:57,520 It's loving. 1187 00:55:57,520 --> 00:55:58,520 It's rivalry. 1188 00:55:58,520 --> 00:56:01,840 Well, it's not rivalry, but it's, it's, it's realistic. 1189 00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:02,840 Yeah. 1190 00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:05,560 It's like, that's one of the most realistic parts of this movie. 1191 00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:08,920 Actually he's like these two brothers, you could tell that they love each other. 1192 00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:10,040 They like each other. 1193 00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:11,040 They know each other. 1194 00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:12,520 And that's what I think brothers are. 1195 00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:17,880 I don't have a brother myself, but I have sisters and it's sort of the same thing. 1196 00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:27,680 So then we see what is, what is probably the first example of animal abuse, maybe, which 1197 00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:32,840 is a raccoon coming out of a trash can. 1198 00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:39,120 So they took an actual fucking raccoon, threw it into a metal trash can and just filmed, 1199 00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:40,680 waiting for this motherfucker to get out. 1200 00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:44,000 And I don't think you're allowed to do that when you're making movies. 1201 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:47,720 You're not just allowed to throw raccoons in the trash cans just to get a shot of a 1202 00:56:47,720 --> 00:56:49,200 raccoon leaving a trash can. 1203 00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:50,200 Are you? 1204 00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:52,480 No, when the trash can fell over, my son was like, look, it's alien. 1205 00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:53,480 And then it came out. 1206 00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:56,480 He's like, oh no, it's a raccoon. 1207 00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:58,480 That was the whole point, I guess. 1208 00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:00,360 Yeah, I guess, just catch the kids off guard. 1209 00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:01,360 That's what I started. 1210 00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:02,360 I'm probably off guard. 1211 00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:05,560 I'm thinking like, what kind of Wild West filmmaking is this? 1212 00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:09,960 They're really just kind of doing whatever the fuck they want, whoever made Mac and Me, 1213 00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:17,720 which I'm now looking, the production company that made this is called Mac and Me Joint 1214 00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:19,000 Ventures. 1215 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:24,800 So this was a one time deal and you could tell. 1216 00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:27,280 I'm going to see how much the rights to that are worth. 1217 00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:29,280 I'm going to make Mac and Me 3. 1218 00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:30,280 Where's 2? 1219 00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:31,280 There is no 2. 1220 00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:35,400 At the very end, they do say we'll be back. 1221 00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:37,320 I wonder if it ever happened though. 1222 00:57:37,320 --> 00:57:39,120 No, they canceled the planned sequel. 1223 00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:40,120 Exactly. 1224 00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:41,240 So there is no sequel. 1225 00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:42,320 But I would take a third. 1226 00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:44,360 I would just Mac and Me 3. 1227 00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:46,080 So everyone's like, where the fuck is 2? 1228 00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:47,080 No, there's 3. 1229 00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:52,840 We need the Snyder cut of 2 and then we'll just do our own version of 3. 1230 00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:59,860 Alright, so Orion Pictures, if you're listening, we will direct Mac and Me 3 or 2 if you insist 1231 00:57:59,860 --> 00:58:04,400 on having it be chronological if you don't like our meta humor. 1232 00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:11,400 But we'll do a Mac and Me 2 and we'll do full blown McDonald's product placement. 1233 00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:13,400 Let's make a Taco Bell this time. 1234 00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:15,640 No, I mean it's Mac and Me. 1235 00:58:15,640 --> 00:58:18,400 Literally the moon in that picture is a cheeseburger. 1236 00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:20,400 Do you see it? 1237 00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:21,680 Moons don't look like that. 1238 00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:24,920 Our moon has never been the color of a sesame seed bun. 1239 00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:28,300 You could just change it to tortilla. 1240 00:58:28,300 --> 00:58:29,540 You could I guess. 1241 00:58:29,540 --> 00:58:30,540 I want that actor. 1242 00:58:30,540 --> 00:58:31,540 I want the... 1243 00:58:31,540 --> 00:58:33,480 He's all grown up. 1244 00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:34,480 He's all grown up. 1245 00:58:34,480 --> 00:58:35,480 No, fuck it. 1246 00:58:35,480 --> 00:58:36,480 Let's have a... 1247 00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:37,480 We'll have another... 1248 00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:42,680 We'll have another Mac come back. 1249 00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:43,680 Mac comes back. 1250 00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:44,680 Oh my god. 1251 00:58:44,680 --> 00:58:45,680 The Mac is back! 1252 00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:46,680 The Mac is back. 1253 00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:48,800 It writes it fucking self at this point. 1254 00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:49,800 We start from there. 1255 00:58:49,800 --> 00:58:50,800 The Mac is back. 1256 00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:51,800 A lot of McRib. 1257 00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:55,960 Instead of sucking, instead of so much sucking, we just keep referencing the McRib. 1258 00:58:55,960 --> 00:58:56,960 Oh yeah. 1259 00:58:56,960 --> 00:59:00,200 This one's going to be more McRib centric than... 1260 00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:06,240 In fact, in fact, another alien comes with him and we call him McRib. 1261 00:59:06,240 --> 00:59:08,760 You know how many characters we could get for this movie? 1262 00:59:08,760 --> 00:59:11,040 Because you know they were making the Saweetie meal? 1263 00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:12,040 Yeah. 1264 00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:13,040 The Travis Scott burger. 1265 00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:14,040 Oh dude. 1266 00:59:14,040 --> 00:59:15,040 He gets some big names on that project. 1267 00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:16,040 Holy shit. 1268 00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:17,040 They have contracts with McDonald's. 1269 00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:21,560 This could be the next Space Jam 2. 1270 00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:27,200 Where it's going to be...we could shove in all the product placement, all the...anybody 1271 00:59:27,200 --> 00:59:28,800 loosely associated with McDonald's. 1272 00:59:28,800 --> 00:59:35,920 Which the Yum brands own Taco Bell and McDonald's and a few other big chains. 1273 00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:38,600 So like fuck it. 1274 00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:41,580 You could do...we could do everything. 1275 00:59:41,580 --> 00:59:42,580 This is great. 1276 00:59:42,580 --> 00:59:44,960 So if you're listening to Ryan Pictures, hit us up. 1277 00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:47,880 We will gladly direct, star, write. 1278 00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:52,000 I mean we don't have money so you're going to have to produce. 1279 00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:53,800 We'll do it for a lot less than 13 million. 1280 00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:59,000 This is like the skeleton of...the guy who made Super Size Me made another documentary 1281 00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:03,240 about product placement and just...it's called the greatest movie ever sold. 1282 01:00:03,240 --> 01:00:04,560 Oh, I've heard of it. 1283 01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:05,560 I don't think I watched it though. 1284 01:00:05,560 --> 01:00:09,800 And then the comedian Doug Benson, he copied his movie Super Size Me and made Super Hymen. 1285 01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:10,800 I saw that. 1286 01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:14,320 And he made another one off of the Morgan Spurlock movie, greatest movie ever sold. 1287 01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:16,000 He called it greatest movie ever rolled. 1288 01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:17,000 Oh that's clever. 1289 01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:18,000 Yeah. 1290 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:19,000 Doug Benson. 1291 01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:20,000 He's...Doug Benson? 1292 01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:21,000 Yeah. 1293 01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:22,000 He's fun. 1294 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:28,600 Okay, so the kid lays a Coca Cola trap for the alien. 1295 01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:29,600 It's stupid. 1296 01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:30,600 Just straws. 1297 01:00:30,600 --> 01:00:35,520 But then they're in the...in the closet. 1298 01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:40,320 You have Pocahontas in there and they're hiding from the alien. 1299 01:00:40,320 --> 01:00:44,440 The alien's in there and they're discussing what to do. 1300 01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:48,720 And Pocahontas says, let's grab the vacuum cleaner and suck them up. 1301 01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:49,720 Now... 1302 01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:50,720 How? 1303 01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:51,720 How do they know? 1304 01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:52,720 Okay. 1305 01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:55,920 So what I...so...where was it? 1306 01:00:55,920 --> 01:01:03,600 Okay, so my question is...at the time of writing I put, are Max, is what I'm just calling them, 1307 01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:10,360 which I guess they are, are Max just...are they built to be sucked up into things? 1308 01:01:10,360 --> 01:01:17,960 Like, is their bodies types like just, I guess, air underneath all that solid fucking matter 1309 01:01:17,960 --> 01:01:18,960 or whatever? 1310 01:01:18,960 --> 01:01:19,960 They're all about sucking. 1311 01:01:19,960 --> 01:01:21,840 They're all about sucking. 1312 01:01:21,840 --> 01:01:30,800 Or...or...which might be more likely in this parallel universe to our own, in this world 1313 01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:39,080 where break dancing is so prevalent, which we'll get to, but maybe vacuum technology 1314 01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:46,720 has gotten to the point where it can physically suck...or it could suck up physical matter 1315 01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:48,360 and organic beings. 1316 01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:52,420 So you don't see anyone else vacuuming anything in this movie. 1317 01:01:52,420 --> 01:01:55,200 Maybe vacuums are a line of self-defense. 1318 01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:59,640 Maybe they went into that...maybe they went into the closet, found the vacuum, maybe they're 1319 01:01:59,640 --> 01:02:03,520 not even supposed to touch the vacuum because you know that if you play around with the 1320 01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:07,280 vacuum, you could get sucked up into it because that's what vacuums do. 1321 01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:13,160 And so she suggests to him it's desperate times, call for desperate measures, grab the 1322 01:02:13,160 --> 01:02:15,000 vacuum to suck him up. 1323 01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:17,320 It's either that or maybe they didn't think it through. 1324 01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:21,520 Well, their mom obviously took all the power tools away after the circular saw incident. 1325 01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:24,600 So they're like, how do we...they were going to kill him with the circular saw. 1326 01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:28,760 He's like, this motherfucker made my mom pissed at me, fucked up my house, fucking made me 1327 01:02:28,760 --> 01:02:29,760 try to kill myself. 1328 01:02:29,760 --> 01:02:30,760 He's all darked out. 1329 01:02:30,760 --> 01:02:31,760 He's on North Coast. 1330 01:02:31,760 --> 01:02:32,760 He's fucking...he's like, he's gathering his stentric. 1331 01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:33,760 We're like, oh shit, they're going to fuck us up. 1332 01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:41,080 They're going to hang him with the stentric cords. 1333 01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:42,960 Then they suck him up. 1334 01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:48,600 Now it was...I don't know, why'd she put on the football helmet? 1335 01:02:48,600 --> 01:02:49,600 Just because it was there? 1336 01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:50,600 She told her to put it on. 1337 01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:51,600 I remember that. 1338 01:02:51,600 --> 01:02:52,600 Okay. 1339 01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:53,600 So she puts on a football helmet. 1340 01:02:53,600 --> 01:02:54,600 Cool. 1341 01:02:54,600 --> 01:02:55,600 That's going to be helpful later. 1342 01:02:55,600 --> 01:03:03,480 Then they suck back up into a fucking vacuum and shit goes bananas for the next few minutes. 1343 01:03:03,480 --> 01:03:10,000 So, I mean, I don't know if you guys have anything on the vacuum stuff. 1344 01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:11,000 I don't know. 1345 01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:13,400 Visible track the entire time when she's going up. 1346 01:03:13,400 --> 01:03:16,760 Or when the dummy is on the vacuum, on the ceiling, on the wall. 1347 01:03:16,760 --> 01:03:17,760 Oh my God. 1348 01:03:17,760 --> 01:03:18,760 Yeah. 1349 01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:19,760 So she... 1350 01:03:19,760 --> 01:03:20,760 You can see the visible track the entire time. 1351 01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:22,960 She gets hooked onto the vacuum. 1352 01:03:22,960 --> 01:03:27,080 The vacuum starts because he's inside...because Mac is inside the vacuum, empowering it. 1353 01:03:27,080 --> 01:03:30,280 It has the ability to just defy fucking physics. 1354 01:03:30,280 --> 01:03:32,320 And everything about gravity. 1355 01:03:32,320 --> 01:03:33,320 Everything we know about science. 1356 01:03:33,320 --> 01:03:34,320 That's what I'm saying. 1357 01:03:34,320 --> 01:03:39,480 Maybe vacuum cleaners in this world are more powerful than anything that's ever existed. 1358 01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:45,200 Because he takes this vacuum and he does like a full roller coaster loop-de-loop around 1359 01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:46,480 their fucking living room. 1360 01:03:46,480 --> 01:03:52,000 Very obviously like they got...they had to have had a practical effects guy from Space 1361 01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:54,520 Truckers in on this. 1362 01:03:54,520 --> 01:03:57,600 This is definitely Space Truckers level. 1363 01:03:57,600 --> 01:03:58,600 Okay. 1364 01:03:58,600 --> 01:03:59,600 Oh, okay. 1365 01:03:59,600 --> 01:04:00,600 Then... 1366 01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:04,280 Oh, well then they release the alien. 1367 01:04:04,280 --> 01:04:06,280 The brother finds out, which is good. 1368 01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:08,600 Because then he backs up his brother throughout the rest of this. 1369 01:04:08,600 --> 01:04:15,000 But when they...so Mac got fucked up by them putting him in the vacuum and then pushing 1370 01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:16,720 him out again. 1371 01:04:16,720 --> 01:04:18,360 And then they grab a Coke again. 1372 01:04:18,360 --> 01:04:21,800 They put a straw in it because they know at least that's one thing this fucking little 1373 01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:23,720 guy does, right? 1374 01:04:23,720 --> 01:04:26,160 And they start giving him a drink. 1375 01:04:26,160 --> 01:04:31,760 And then the brother says, my least favorite line of the movie, which is...he says, this 1376 01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:34,240 must be what they drink on their planet. 1377 01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:35,240 Okay? 1378 01:04:35,240 --> 01:04:38,960 And I'm just like, how the fuck do you know, one, it's an alien. 1379 01:04:38,960 --> 01:04:43,520 That it's not just some fucking lab experiment or some kid with a disease. 1380 01:04:43,520 --> 01:04:46,520 Or a guy from Needles. 1381 01:04:46,520 --> 01:04:47,520 Exactly. 1382 01:04:47,520 --> 01:04:55,800 Like...and then what I also hate is that when movies do that, when they go like...when they 1383 01:04:55,800 --> 01:05:01,520 talk about...when a kid character says like, oh, this is what they drink on their planet. 1384 01:05:01,520 --> 01:05:06,880 Now that's canon lore to Mac and Me universe. 1385 01:05:06,880 --> 01:05:12,560 So it's like, we have to accept what this kid just said as fact. 1386 01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:16,080 Because the movie's too lazy to show its work. 1387 01:05:16,080 --> 01:05:20,920 So it's literally just like, here's this kid where he's just like, this is...he's looking...it 1388 01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:22,880 basically...look at the camera. 1389 01:05:22,880 --> 01:05:25,320 And he goes, this is what they drink on their planet. 1390 01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:28,480 Remember earlier when they put the straws in the planet? 1391 01:05:28,480 --> 01:05:29,480 This is that. 1392 01:05:29,480 --> 01:05:30,640 It's Coca-Cola. 1393 01:05:30,640 --> 01:05:32,840 And then it's like, okay. 1394 01:05:32,840 --> 01:05:33,840 Organic Coca-Cola. 1395 01:05:33,840 --> 01:05:34,840 Yeah, exactly. 1396 01:05:34,840 --> 01:05:37,080 And you shouldn't fucking know that. 1397 01:05:37,080 --> 01:05:42,600 Is what...like, you shouldn't have any knowledge other than, holy shit, a vacuum cleaner just 1398 01:05:42,600 --> 01:05:45,120 sucked up an organic being. 1399 01:05:45,120 --> 01:05:46,120 What's going on? 1400 01:05:46,120 --> 01:05:50,160 And I put out, I hate when movies do that. 1401 01:05:50,160 --> 01:05:51,640 And then we get into the dog chase. 1402 01:05:51,640 --> 01:05:53,240 As far as I can tell. 1403 01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:59,840 I don't know if shit happened after that, but they got a bunch of dogs to chase these 1404 01:05:59,840 --> 01:06:06,520 FBI...oh, the FBI gets involved and they show up and they start...wait, is that just...is 1405 01:06:06,520 --> 01:06:09,160 this the...did they chase this kid right off the bat? 1406 01:06:09,160 --> 01:06:10,160 Yeah. 1407 01:06:10,160 --> 01:06:11,160 In the wheelchair? 1408 01:06:11,160 --> 01:06:12,160 Yeah, they start chasing... 1409 01:06:12,160 --> 01:06:13,160 No. 1410 01:06:13,160 --> 01:06:14,160 Chasing Mac and me in the little car. 1411 01:06:14,160 --> 01:06:15,160 Exactly. 1412 01:06:15,160 --> 01:06:16,160 Because mom and Eric... 1413 01:06:16,160 --> 01:06:19,160 I'm not sure why I called him Mac and me. 1414 01:06:19,160 --> 01:06:21,640 No, it's Mac and me. 1415 01:06:21,640 --> 01:06:29,240 Mom and Eric are on a wheelchair run around the neighborhood and Mac is in a little... 1416 01:06:29,240 --> 01:06:31,240 Yeah, in a wheelchair run montage. 1417 01:06:31,240 --> 01:06:32,240 Little power wheel. 1418 01:06:32,240 --> 01:06:33,240 We didn't... 1419 01:06:33,240 --> 01:06:35,240 I almost fell asleep during that. 1420 01:06:35,240 --> 01:06:39,240 And see, this is a problem. 1421 01:06:39,240 --> 01:06:43,080 So there's a scene where Mac gets in a power wheel, is that what it is? 1422 01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:48,040 Like a power wheel, but like a revved up power wheel that can outrun dogs. 1423 01:06:48,040 --> 01:06:49,040 So, okay. 1424 01:06:49,040 --> 01:06:50,040 Yeah. 1425 01:06:50,040 --> 01:06:51,040 The 80s were wild, man. 1426 01:06:51,040 --> 01:06:54,040 Yeah, someone...he found like he...or he cussed...oh well, no. 1427 01:06:54,040 --> 01:06:55,040 He revved it up. 1428 01:06:55,040 --> 01:06:56,040 He revved it up. 1429 01:06:56,040 --> 01:06:57,040 I forgot. 1430 01:06:57,040 --> 01:06:58,040 He's super powered. 1431 01:06:58,040 --> 01:06:59,040 He made it faster somehow. 1432 01:06:59,040 --> 01:07:00,040 Okay. 1433 01:07:00,040 --> 01:07:06,840 So, he's running from these dogs and these dogs are drifting. 1434 01:07:06,840 --> 01:07:12,840 So there's a scene where Mac and me comes around the corner drifting his car and like...it's 1435 01:07:12,840 --> 01:07:13,840 pretty cool. 1436 01:07:13,840 --> 01:07:18,400 But then you see like two or three dogs as they're running slip like... 1437 01:07:18,400 --> 01:07:19,400 Drifting. 1438 01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:22,040 And then drift a little bit and then get back on their feet and run. 1439 01:07:22,040 --> 01:07:23,680 And I rewatched that a few times. 1440 01:07:23,680 --> 01:07:27,120 There's like a white powdery substance on the street. 1441 01:07:27,120 --> 01:07:32,680 They got a bunch of dogs, ran them into a corner hoping that they would fall. 1442 01:07:32,680 --> 01:07:36,160 Like hoping they would run into each other, which isn't the first fucking time that they... 1443 01:07:36,160 --> 01:07:39,280 Those are just the two shots that didn't look that bad. 1444 01:07:39,280 --> 01:07:44,000 Also, nobody in this fucking neighborhood like keeps their dogs locked up at all. 1445 01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:45,000 Locked up at all. 1446 01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:48,000 They're just all...they see a kid...that could have been a regular kid on a power wheel. 1447 01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:50,000 That kid's gonna fucking die, dude. 1448 01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:51,000 Could have been. 1449 01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:53,320 With a regular power wheel. 1450 01:07:53,320 --> 01:07:54,320 Nobody stopped him. 1451 01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:55,320 There's a lot of... 1452 01:07:55,320 --> 01:07:58,680 Dobermans and shit. 1453 01:07:58,680 --> 01:08:00,520 But there was foreshadowing. 1454 01:08:00,520 --> 01:08:07,440 Remember earlier on the wheelchair walk run, she does go, hey, stay there dog. 1455 01:08:07,440 --> 01:08:08,640 She's running by. 1456 01:08:08,640 --> 01:08:15,240 So it's establishing that in this world, this parallel universe, that dogs are unleashed. 1457 01:08:15,240 --> 01:08:23,240 I get bringing the kid on the wheelchair with you on your run, but like it's not...the last 1458 01:08:23,240 --> 01:08:25,440 thing that he needs to work on is upper body strength. 1459 01:08:25,440 --> 01:08:28,400 He's always gonna have that his whole life. 1460 01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:29,760 I thought about that. 1461 01:08:29,760 --> 01:08:34,680 That was a note that I was making in my head before writing it down, but I thought about 1462 01:08:34,680 --> 01:08:40,880 it like, you know, he...it's spending time with his mom, well needed time, especially 1463 01:08:40,880 --> 01:08:42,880 after a suicide attempt yesterday. 1464 01:08:42,880 --> 01:08:45,880 Sorry I put you on orcas. 1465 01:08:45,880 --> 01:08:50,480 But yeah, no, I think that's just something. 1466 01:08:50,480 --> 01:08:58,320 But then, okay, we get all of that, right, with just regular music. 1467 01:08:58,320 --> 01:09:01,240 Then it cuts into a montage. 1468 01:09:01,240 --> 01:09:06,440 Because okay, because Mac and me comes down the hill, launches himself up into a tree, 1469 01:09:06,440 --> 01:09:12,640 and then they literally shove a bunch of dogs off a cliff into a pit where they start running 1470 01:09:12,640 --> 01:09:13,640 into each other. 1471 01:09:13,640 --> 01:09:19,480 And I think I wrote at that point, 100% of the animals were harmed in the making of this 1472 01:09:19,480 --> 01:09:21,320 movie. 1473 01:09:21,320 --> 01:09:27,440 But Mac is up in a tree, and the mom...so we'd already seen the dog chase, we've already 1474 01:09:27,440 --> 01:09:29,920 seen them do their jogging walk and stuff. 1475 01:09:29,920 --> 01:09:30,920 They've already had conversations. 1476 01:09:30,920 --> 01:09:31,920 Just keep that in mind. 1477 01:09:31,920 --> 01:09:35,840 We've had probably four or five minutes of that. 1478 01:09:35,840 --> 01:09:42,960 Now it cuts to Mac and me in a tree, and the mom and son still on their walk, it cuts into 1479 01:09:42,960 --> 01:09:43,960 a montage of music. 1480 01:09:43,960 --> 01:09:44,960 Do you see what I'm saying? 1481 01:09:44,960 --> 01:09:45,960 I think so. 1482 01:09:45,960 --> 01:09:50,720 I think I spaced out for a minute. 1483 01:09:50,720 --> 01:09:55,440 The way they set it up is the whole time that we got the chase and whatever, we could have 1484 01:09:55,440 --> 01:09:59,200 had that song that they wanted to shove down our fucking throats. 1485 01:09:59,200 --> 01:10:02,760 That R&B, poppy, whatever fucking song, right? 1486 01:10:02,760 --> 01:10:07,480 But instead they waited until it was just nothing going on with Mac. 1487 01:10:07,480 --> 01:10:09,200 He was up in a tree for just a few minutes. 1488 01:10:09,200 --> 01:10:14,400 Do you remember it just kept cutting back to him in a tree, kind of freaking out? 1489 01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:20,120 And then it just showed shots of the mom and son wheeling around. 1490 01:10:20,120 --> 01:10:21,120 That's it. 1491 01:10:21,120 --> 01:10:25,360 It showed him going, like moving a little bit instead of just kind of cruising. 1492 01:10:25,360 --> 01:10:29,120 But that was just really weird. 1493 01:10:29,120 --> 01:10:30,240 It didn't sit right with me. 1494 01:10:30,240 --> 01:10:32,920 They should have just shoved that song in. 1495 01:10:32,920 --> 01:10:34,560 What did I write? 1496 01:10:34,560 --> 01:10:38,440 What the fuck was that jogging dog montage with the full song all about? 1497 01:10:38,440 --> 01:10:41,520 They started it too late and it was pointless. 1498 01:10:41,520 --> 01:10:44,800 Oh, okay. 1499 01:10:44,800 --> 01:10:48,640 Then he has to hide Mac from the FBI. 1500 01:10:48,640 --> 01:10:56,040 So he fucking skins a teddy bear perfectly like a serial killer in the making. 1501 01:10:56,040 --> 01:10:58,040 He puts it around Mac. 1502 01:10:58,040 --> 01:11:01,520 And then I love the moms. 1503 01:11:01,520 --> 01:11:05,440 So he's on his way to that birthday party he got invited to. 1504 01:11:05,440 --> 01:11:12,480 And the mom of the Pocahontas, she is looking at him and she goes in the car and she's like, 1505 01:11:12,480 --> 01:11:13,480 what is that? 1506 01:11:13,480 --> 01:11:15,360 He's a little hole for a teddy bear, isn't he? 1507 01:11:15,360 --> 01:11:19,080 And she's like, yeah, but you know, it's like whatever. 1508 01:11:19,080 --> 01:11:23,520 So at least Pocahontas has got his back because she knows it's the alien. 1509 01:11:23,520 --> 01:11:30,320 He convinces the mom that it's a robotic one that has new microchips so it moves around 1510 01:11:30,320 --> 01:11:32,840 a lot. 1511 01:11:32,840 --> 01:11:34,760 Okay. 1512 01:11:34,760 --> 01:11:35,760 And then... 1513 01:11:35,760 --> 01:11:36,760 He has wheelchair deniability. 1514 01:11:36,760 --> 01:11:40,280 He's in a wheelchair and you're just like, okay. 1515 01:11:40,280 --> 01:11:49,720 So then we get to, I would imagine the only reason to watch this movie, which is the next 1516 01:11:49,720 --> 01:11:57,120 like 20 minutes of break dancing mayhem because ladies and gentlemen, if you're not going 1517 01:11:57,120 --> 01:12:04,880 to watch this movie, whatever, cut to about an hour in on Tubi. 1518 01:12:04,880 --> 01:12:12,360 First off, first off, in the middle of a parking lot, you just have this biracial, by ages, 1519 01:12:12,360 --> 01:12:15,720 just break dancing session where they're just... 1520 01:12:15,720 --> 01:12:18,320 You're like, wait a minute, what's happening now? 1521 01:12:18,320 --> 01:12:19,920 What is going on here? 1522 01:12:19,920 --> 01:12:20,920 And then I go, okay. 1523 01:12:20,920 --> 01:12:21,920 Do you have the clip pulled up? 1524 01:12:21,920 --> 01:12:25,240 No, I mean we can't really... 1525 01:12:25,240 --> 01:12:26,240 I don't have it pulled up. 1526 01:12:26,240 --> 01:12:29,000 I mean, didn't we watch it? 1527 01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:30,360 I can't really play it. 1528 01:12:30,360 --> 01:12:32,080 I can't play it on here. 1529 01:12:32,080 --> 01:12:36,280 I mean, I watch this anytime in the week. 1530 01:12:36,280 --> 01:12:38,040 This fucking break dancing bullshit. 1531 01:12:38,040 --> 01:12:39,040 All right. 1532 01:12:39,040 --> 01:12:40,040 Oh my God. 1533 01:12:40,040 --> 01:12:41,040 Okay. 1534 01:12:41,040 --> 01:12:42,040 Volume. 1535 01:12:42,040 --> 01:12:43,040 Oh, volume. 1536 01:12:43,040 --> 01:12:44,040 There we go. 1537 01:12:44,040 --> 01:12:45,040 Copyright. 1538 01:12:45,040 --> 01:12:46,040 There we go. 1539 01:12:46,040 --> 01:12:47,040 Okay. 1540 01:12:47,040 --> 01:12:48,040 So, yep. 1541 01:12:48,040 --> 01:12:51,040 So, the FBI followed them, right? 1542 01:12:51,040 --> 01:12:52,040 Okay. 1543 01:12:52,040 --> 01:12:55,040 Just a bunch of kids. 1544 01:12:55,040 --> 01:12:56,520 These kids don't know why they're there. 1545 01:12:56,520 --> 01:12:57,520 They're just clapping. 1546 01:12:57,520 --> 01:12:58,520 No, they don't. 1547 01:12:58,520 --> 01:12:59,520 We got some playing patty cakes. 1548 01:12:59,520 --> 01:13:00,520 Some are just like... 1549 01:13:00,520 --> 01:13:02,520 Literally toddlers are just clapping. 1550 01:13:02,520 --> 01:13:04,340 This kid doesn't know what the fuck's going on. 1551 01:13:04,340 --> 01:13:07,280 In the middle, you have these performers who are just grooving, right? 1552 01:13:07,280 --> 01:13:08,280 A couple black... 1553 01:13:08,280 --> 01:13:10,320 Like, three black dudes and some white chick. 1554 01:13:10,320 --> 01:13:12,320 And they're just... 1555 01:13:12,320 --> 01:13:13,320 Okay. 1556 01:13:13,320 --> 01:13:15,760 And I thought to myself, 80s, right? 1557 01:13:15,760 --> 01:13:16,760 It's the 80s. 1558 01:13:16,760 --> 01:13:22,040 I mean, you would imagine that there would be random break dancing segments out in public, 1559 01:13:22,040 --> 01:13:23,040 maybe? 1560 01:13:23,040 --> 01:13:24,040 Maybe that was a... 1561 01:13:24,040 --> 01:13:25,040 Not at McDonald's. 1562 01:13:25,040 --> 01:13:26,040 Like, back in the day, maybe it's like, I'm going to go dance. 1563 01:13:26,040 --> 01:13:28,400 We're going to go to McDonald's and dance and play music. 1564 01:13:28,400 --> 01:13:30,760 Now you see people dancing outside of McDonald's. 1565 01:13:30,760 --> 01:13:31,760 They're on meth. 1566 01:13:31,760 --> 01:13:34,920 They're on meth for sure. 1567 01:13:34,920 --> 01:13:35,920 But so... 1568 01:13:35,920 --> 01:13:36,920 Jesus Christ. 1569 01:13:36,920 --> 01:13:39,460 The FBI pulls up. 1570 01:13:39,460 --> 01:13:43,240 This is outside of McDonald's and this is where the party's at. 1571 01:13:43,240 --> 01:13:44,240 And... 1572 01:13:44,240 --> 01:13:45,240 Yeah. 1573 01:13:45,240 --> 01:13:47,200 They get inside, we got Ronald McDonald... 1574 01:13:47,200 --> 01:13:48,200 Oh my God, an ad? 1575 01:13:48,200 --> 01:13:49,200 Really? 1576 01:13:49,200 --> 01:13:50,200 Yeah. 1577 01:13:50,200 --> 01:13:54,120 I can't believe this movie was 88, because I totally thought this was a 90s movie. 1578 01:13:54,120 --> 01:13:56,000 I did not look at the year at all. 1579 01:13:56,000 --> 01:14:02,080 And the note for when this started, I was like, boom, 90s, deal with it, bitch. 1580 01:14:02,080 --> 01:14:03,840 Nope, boom, almost 90s. 1581 01:14:03,840 --> 01:14:05,840 Late 80s, deal with it. 1582 01:14:05,840 --> 01:14:06,840 The 80s. 1583 01:14:06,840 --> 01:14:08,960 There's so much going on in this fucking dance scene. 1584 01:14:08,960 --> 01:14:11,600 It's the most hyped McDonald's ever. 1585 01:14:11,600 --> 01:14:15,000 Three random dudes in football uniforms. 1586 01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:16,000 Yeah. 1587 01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:19,280 Just fucking sashaying around in the background. 1588 01:14:19,280 --> 01:14:23,920 You have Ronald McDonald just casually doing magic, right? 1589 01:14:23,920 --> 01:14:28,920 You have a kid in a wheelchair who brings a robotic teddy bear from everybody's thing, 1590 01:14:28,920 --> 01:14:30,840 from their point of view. 1591 01:14:30,840 --> 01:14:33,120 But there's something going on with these dancers. 1592 01:14:33,120 --> 01:14:34,600 You could tell in the background who the... 1593 01:14:34,600 --> 01:14:36,600 Did they get the real Ronald, do you think? 1594 01:14:36,600 --> 01:14:38,080 Do you think that's the actual guy? 1595 01:14:38,080 --> 01:14:39,080 I do. 1596 01:14:39,080 --> 01:14:40,080 Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. 1597 01:14:40,080 --> 01:14:41,080 With this much product play... 1598 01:14:41,080 --> 01:14:42,080 Okay. 1599 01:14:42,080 --> 01:14:43,080 Real quick. 1600 01:14:43,080 --> 01:14:47,200 If you could watch this a thousand times, and it's so good, watch this black dude back 1601 01:14:47,200 --> 01:14:49,240 here, this guy in the green. 1602 01:14:49,240 --> 01:14:50,240 He's just casually dancing. 1603 01:14:50,240 --> 01:14:51,960 Watch him get to his seat. 1604 01:14:51,960 --> 01:14:54,080 Everything he does, style. 1605 01:14:54,080 --> 01:14:55,080 Fucking style. 1606 01:14:55,080 --> 01:14:56,080 He's in it. 1607 01:14:56,080 --> 01:15:07,160 Dude, okay, so he snatches some kid's coke, which, okay, everyone's kind of politely freaking 1608 01:15:07,160 --> 01:15:08,160 out. 1609 01:15:08,160 --> 01:15:12,080 I want to get to the dancers. 1610 01:15:12,080 --> 01:15:14,040 So older sister works at McDonald's. 1611 01:15:14,040 --> 01:15:16,760 She's passing out sodas and shit. 1612 01:15:16,760 --> 01:15:19,360 Anyway, hold on. 1613 01:15:19,360 --> 01:15:22,160 I think it's about to get to... 1614 01:15:22,160 --> 01:15:23,160 What's... 1615 01:15:23,160 --> 01:15:24,160 Come on, get to it. 1616 01:15:24,160 --> 01:15:25,160 Here we go. 1617 01:15:25,160 --> 01:15:26,160 No, no. 1618 01:15:26,160 --> 01:15:27,160 So, can we go wheelchair kid? 1619 01:15:27,160 --> 01:15:28,160 Yeah, just football players just walking around. 1620 01:15:28,160 --> 01:15:29,160 Oh, here we go, here we go. 1621 01:15:29,160 --> 01:15:30,160 All these people just fucking... 1622 01:15:30,160 --> 01:15:31,160 There we go, yeah. 1623 01:15:31,160 --> 01:15:32,160 ...prick getting down at McDonald's, dude. 1624 01:15:32,160 --> 01:15:33,160 Dude, you guys... 1625 01:15:33,160 --> 01:15:34,160 Oh, damn it, damn it. 1626 01:15:34,160 --> 01:15:35,160 That's not what I wanted to show. 1627 01:15:35,160 --> 01:15:36,160 Yeah, there's the dancer on the table. 1628 01:15:36,160 --> 01:15:37,160 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1629 01:15:37,160 --> 01:15:46,120 That guy's my favorite, but... 1630 01:15:46,120 --> 01:15:50,520 Damn it, where are the fucking pink lady... 1631 01:15:50,520 --> 01:15:56,800 Okay, so we have the main dancers, I'm going to call them. 1632 01:15:56,800 --> 01:15:57,800 These chicks are grooving. 1633 01:15:57,800 --> 01:16:02,240 You have the football guys, right, who are just kind of backing everybody up in the corner. 1634 01:16:02,240 --> 01:16:03,240 All the kids are dancing. 1635 01:16:03,240 --> 01:16:05,520 I consider the bear a main dancer. 1636 01:16:05,520 --> 01:16:06,520 The bear? 1637 01:16:06,520 --> 01:16:07,520 Yeah. 1638 01:16:07,520 --> 01:16:10,200 So then look at these ladies right here. 1639 01:16:10,200 --> 01:16:12,120 This is never addressed or brought up in the movie. 1640 01:16:12,120 --> 01:16:17,560 I don't even think they get up and dance, but there's three women who are in ballerina 1641 01:16:17,560 --> 01:16:23,460 outfits and they're sitting at a table and they're fainting to be bored watching these 1642 01:16:23,460 --> 01:16:27,680 other performers dance, which I get is like a, don't you... 1643 01:16:27,680 --> 01:16:31,540 I get what they're going to do in their minds is like, oh, this is boring. 1644 01:16:31,540 --> 01:16:34,120 Just wait till we get up and fucking rock this, right? 1645 01:16:34,120 --> 01:16:35,720 But they never get up and rock it. 1646 01:16:35,720 --> 01:16:37,760 So there's probably a cut scene. 1647 01:16:37,760 --> 01:16:41,880 There's random people that had all this perfectly choreographed and just got up and started 1648 01:16:41,880 --> 01:16:43,560 dancing in perfect synchrony. 1649 01:16:43,560 --> 01:16:44,560 Exactly. 1650 01:16:44,560 --> 01:16:46,600 So is this a flash mob? 1651 01:16:46,600 --> 01:16:50,400 Is this like, literally is this girl what we really need to get into? 1652 01:16:50,400 --> 01:16:52,000 And I didn't even write this down. 1653 01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:55,120 Who the fuck is, who the fuck's birthday is this? 1654 01:16:55,120 --> 01:16:57,320 How well connected is this little girl? 1655 01:16:57,320 --> 01:17:02,560 Dude, is her dad, does he own McDonald's or is he a... 1656 01:17:02,560 --> 01:17:05,560 Little Caitlin throws ragers, dude. 1657 01:17:05,560 --> 01:17:06,560 Ragers at McDonald's. 1658 01:17:06,560 --> 01:17:09,840 Is her dad fucking connected like mafia style? 1659 01:17:09,840 --> 01:17:15,160 Because maybe your dad, no, because he was, I didn't feel a connection with them. 1660 01:17:15,160 --> 01:17:18,440 And I think Ronald's asexual in the cannon. 1661 01:17:18,440 --> 01:17:22,400 Well, you know, my birthday is on Wednesday, so I guess we're having it at McDonald's. 1662 01:17:22,400 --> 01:17:23,880 We're going to have a dance party at McDonald's. 1663 01:17:23,880 --> 01:17:24,880 Well, happy birthday. 1664 01:17:24,880 --> 01:17:25,880 Thank you. 1665 01:17:25,880 --> 01:17:26,880 Happy birthday, yeah. 1666 01:17:26,880 --> 01:17:27,880 That's sick. 1667 01:17:27,880 --> 01:17:28,880 I mean... 1668 01:17:28,880 --> 01:17:29,880 Turn in 30. 1669 01:17:29,880 --> 01:17:30,880 Hell yeah. 1670 01:17:30,880 --> 01:17:31,880 Dirty 30. 1671 01:17:31,880 --> 01:17:32,880 Dirty 30. 1672 01:17:32,880 --> 01:17:33,880 Dirty 30 at McDonald's, baby. 1673 01:17:33,880 --> 01:17:42,800 But yeah, this little girl has, I don't, this isn't random people jumping in. 1674 01:17:42,800 --> 01:17:44,280 These are perfectly choreographed. 1675 01:17:44,280 --> 01:17:45,920 This is a dance battle. 1676 01:17:45,920 --> 01:17:51,280 They have an outside welcoming dance for children to get accustomed to what break dancing is. 1677 01:17:51,280 --> 01:17:58,720 And then the further you go into McDonald's, the atmosphere of you got served meets... 1678 01:17:58,720 --> 01:18:01,720 I don't even know. 1679 01:18:01,720 --> 01:18:04,000 You got served, dude. 1680 01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:07,000 You got served meets jazzercise. 1681 01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:08,000 Like this is... 1682 01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:10,000 So look at these, look at them. 1683 01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:11,000 Oh, they're talking shit. 1684 01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:12,000 You have everybody... 1685 01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:15,440 Oh, good for you, Ronald. 1686 01:18:15,440 --> 01:18:16,800 But they never get up. 1687 01:18:16,800 --> 01:18:18,880 I think they're just showcasing the best ones. 1688 01:18:18,880 --> 01:18:22,000 And then in just a second, this little girl gets downed. 1689 01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:23,000 I wish we had this... 1690 01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:25,160 We got to do this for Fried Rice Live. 1691 01:18:25,160 --> 01:18:26,160 Do an actual choreograph. 1692 01:18:26,160 --> 01:18:31,160 Live reaction to this in front of the audience. 1693 01:18:31,160 --> 01:18:33,720 Man, okay, now we're just... 1694 01:18:33,720 --> 01:18:35,400 See, look, they're not allowed to perform. 1695 01:18:35,400 --> 01:18:36,400 I didn't even notice that. 1696 01:18:36,400 --> 01:18:37,400 Did you see that? 1697 01:18:37,400 --> 01:18:40,400 Okay, look, watch, watch, watch. 1698 01:18:40,400 --> 01:18:42,280 She's about to go out, it looks like. 1699 01:18:42,280 --> 01:18:43,280 Or... 1700 01:18:43,280 --> 01:18:47,520 Actually, it just looks like she just yelled at a little black kid. 1701 01:18:47,520 --> 01:18:48,520 That's a theme in this. 1702 01:18:48,520 --> 01:18:49,520 Also, I just realized the irony. 1703 01:18:49,520 --> 01:18:52,520 It's like, okay, kid playing Eric, we're going to do this scene and you're going to be in 1704 01:18:52,520 --> 01:18:58,000 a wheelchair and everyone's going to be dancing around you showing off how able-bodied they 1705 01:18:58,000 --> 01:18:59,000 all are. 1706 01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:00,720 Holy shit, I didn't even think about that. 1707 01:19:00,720 --> 01:19:03,080 And there he is just in the back, just fucking uncomfortable. 1708 01:19:03,080 --> 01:19:04,080 Super uncomfortable. 1709 01:19:04,080 --> 01:19:08,320 And then, well, there it is right there. 1710 01:19:08,320 --> 01:19:10,320 So the bear... 1711 01:19:10,320 --> 01:19:12,320 Oh, God. 1712 01:19:12,320 --> 01:19:13,320 Okay. 1713 01:19:13,320 --> 01:19:14,320 So many health... 1714 01:19:14,320 --> 01:19:17,320 Right here, so many health code violence. 1715 01:19:17,320 --> 01:19:18,320 She's the best. 1716 01:19:18,320 --> 01:19:20,840 Okay, so there's a lot to unpack. 1717 01:19:20,840 --> 01:19:27,920 First off, Mac and me in his bear outfit literally just obviously on wires, the most obvious 1718 01:19:27,920 --> 01:19:34,360 wire tricks since space truckers, flipped over, over, over, defying gravity and physics 1719 01:19:34,360 --> 01:19:38,200 and everything and landed on the front counter of a McDonald's. 1720 01:19:38,200 --> 01:19:41,200 Now, we have classic green McDonald's outfits. 1721 01:19:41,200 --> 01:19:44,960 No prices on the menu. 1722 01:19:44,960 --> 01:19:46,720 In the background, you have buns. 1723 01:19:46,720 --> 01:19:48,040 Is that how it was set up? 1724 01:19:48,040 --> 01:19:53,000 We've got to ask, if Mike was only here, he was there when the burgers cost 15 cents. 1725 01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:55,520 You know, it's a whole lot of it. 1726 01:19:55,520 --> 01:20:03,000 But then we have possibly the best dance sequence in any movie. 1727 01:20:03,000 --> 01:20:10,160 It's Mac and me on a McDonald's counter just fucking going at it, bro. 1728 01:20:10,160 --> 01:20:13,040 You could put this to any music and it would be awesome. 1729 01:20:13,040 --> 01:20:15,040 Oh, no, the pink lady's got happy. 1730 01:20:15,040 --> 01:20:18,480 Oh, but the one who yelled at the black kid had to leave. 1731 01:20:18,480 --> 01:20:20,040 Oh, my God. 1732 01:20:20,040 --> 01:20:21,640 There's so much going on in this McDonald's. 1733 01:20:21,640 --> 01:20:22,640 But anyway, we... 1734 01:20:22,640 --> 01:20:30,120 If we do Mac and me three or two, whatever it is, we have to have a whole scene revolving 1735 01:20:30,120 --> 01:20:31,680 around a broken ice cream machine. 1736 01:20:31,680 --> 01:20:33,200 Oh, I would love that. 1737 01:20:33,200 --> 01:20:38,040 But I also, if we're doing a Mac and me two, I think it's going to be a lot darker. 1738 01:20:38,040 --> 01:20:43,400 And I think what we're going to do now is that girl whose birthday this was, we're going 1739 01:20:43,400 --> 01:20:44,840 to find out later. 1740 01:20:44,840 --> 01:20:49,760 She's some sort of corrupt politician and that she's trying to abolish fast food. 1741 01:20:49,760 --> 01:20:52,960 If it was darker, there got to be deaths. 1742 01:20:52,960 --> 01:20:57,560 Like in the beginning of this one, way back when they take the lander back to the lab 1743 01:20:57,560 --> 01:21:01,520 and it explodes and they come out of it, I just wanted to see one of those lab technicians 1744 01:21:01,520 --> 01:21:04,120 splatter on that fucking window or something like that. 1745 01:21:04,120 --> 01:21:08,520 Yeah, it looked like one of those scenes from like in a movie where it would just be like 1746 01:21:08,520 --> 01:21:10,200 Independence Day. 1747 01:21:10,200 --> 01:21:11,240 This was fun. 1748 01:21:11,240 --> 01:21:16,880 I worked for this company for a bit, Golden State Foods, which is the... 1749 01:21:16,880 --> 01:21:18,160 They're the people that bring the McDonald's. 1750 01:21:18,160 --> 01:21:19,320 Oh, so you're the devil. 1751 01:21:19,320 --> 01:21:20,600 I have no idea about you guys. 1752 01:21:20,600 --> 01:21:21,600 No, wait, hold on. 1753 01:21:21,600 --> 01:21:23,680 Fucking truck day at McDonald's, Jesus Christ. 1754 01:21:23,680 --> 01:21:26,440 We're always showing up at the worst fucking time. 1755 01:21:26,440 --> 01:21:28,600 Cisco, fucking who's the other one? 1756 01:21:28,600 --> 01:21:31,800 US Foods, fuck, oh, you're the devil, Andy. 1757 01:21:31,800 --> 01:21:38,840 Real quick, before you treat me like that black worker who was innocently throwing down 1758 01:21:38,840 --> 01:21:45,120 furniture mats, you entitled Karen, I worked as a security guard at the warehouse for Golden 1759 01:21:45,120 --> 01:21:46,120 State Foods. 1760 01:21:46,120 --> 01:21:47,120 I never got any... 1761 01:21:47,120 --> 01:21:48,120 You protected those people. 1762 01:21:48,120 --> 01:21:49,120 That's even worse. 1763 01:21:49,120 --> 01:21:51,760 No, but you know what was the... 1764 01:21:51,760 --> 01:21:56,880 One of the best and worst things about this job working for Golden State was it's the 1765 01:21:56,880 --> 01:21:59,160 McDonald's warehouse, right? 1766 01:21:59,160 --> 01:22:00,360 And it's fucking massive. 1767 01:22:00,360 --> 01:22:01,680 So there's a few cool things. 1768 01:22:01,680 --> 01:22:06,400 We had a golf cart that was pretty fast and it was a big enough area that I could just 1769 01:22:06,400 --> 01:22:09,480 spend hours just driving around having fun. 1770 01:22:09,480 --> 01:22:12,720 And it's part of my job as a security guard. 1771 01:22:12,720 --> 01:22:17,120 But the break room in the back, well, I mean, this isn't going to do anything for you. 1772 01:22:17,120 --> 01:22:18,120 You worked at a McDonald's. 1773 01:22:18,120 --> 01:22:20,120 I had free McDonald's all the time. 1774 01:22:20,120 --> 01:22:22,040 But I had to steal it all the time. 1775 01:22:22,040 --> 01:22:23,040 Oh, well, this was... 1776 01:22:23,040 --> 01:22:26,160 When you work at, not at the main ones, you couldn't really steal as much because they 1777 01:22:26,160 --> 01:22:27,160 kept the record. 1778 01:22:27,160 --> 01:22:31,240 But when you work at the one attached to a Terribles gas station like I did, it was just 1779 01:22:31,240 --> 01:22:32,240 no holds barred. 1780 01:22:32,240 --> 01:22:34,240 You could just do whatever the fuck you want. 1781 01:22:34,240 --> 01:22:35,240 Very cool. 1782 01:22:35,240 --> 01:22:36,880 You could vape in the storage area. 1783 01:22:36,880 --> 01:22:37,880 Nobody cares. 1784 01:22:37,880 --> 01:22:38,880 You could just... 1785 01:22:38,880 --> 01:22:43,560 I made so many fucking burgers, dude, just eating fucking patties. 1786 01:22:43,560 --> 01:22:44,560 Nobody gave a fuck. 1787 01:22:44,560 --> 01:22:45,560 That's awesome. 1788 01:22:45,560 --> 01:22:46,560 Managers were fucking the employees. 1789 01:22:46,560 --> 01:22:47,680 It was crazy. 1790 01:22:47,680 --> 01:22:50,880 That sounds like a McDonald's next to a Terribles. 1791 01:22:50,880 --> 01:22:53,200 But ours was just... 1792 01:22:53,200 --> 01:22:57,960 There was a soda fountain that was fully available in the break room. 1793 01:22:57,960 --> 01:23:02,280 So you just take a cup and get soda that was always freely pouring. 1794 01:23:02,280 --> 01:23:07,000 And then in the freezer, there was always stuff falling off of a pallet, quote unquote. 1795 01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:11,480 It's like, I think if the box breaks or whatever, they have to be like, all right, well, time 1796 01:23:11,480 --> 01:23:15,600 to put a couple hundred pancakes in the freezer and a bunch of... 1797 01:23:15,600 --> 01:23:18,600 And if we're going to do that, might as well put butter and syrup and all that stuff. 1798 01:23:18,600 --> 01:23:23,240 So literally, you just go back there and it's just you open it up and there's meat patties, 1799 01:23:23,240 --> 01:23:26,360 pancakes, not buns, never got buns. 1800 01:23:26,360 --> 01:23:31,360 But then I started thinking, if I brought my own buns, I could just make fucking burgers. 1801 01:23:31,360 --> 01:23:32,560 And I absolutely did that. 1802 01:23:32,560 --> 01:23:35,200 I bring my own buns and my own cheese. 1803 01:23:35,200 --> 01:23:39,240 And that's a lot cheaper than actually going to McDonald's. 1804 01:23:39,240 --> 01:23:40,240 Loved it. 1805 01:23:40,240 --> 01:23:41,240 Yeah. 1806 01:23:41,240 --> 01:23:42,240 Anyway. 1807 01:23:42,240 --> 01:23:43,240 I got to ask... 1808 01:23:43,240 --> 01:23:44,240 We're both sort of connected. 1809 01:23:44,240 --> 01:23:48,520 We've worked for the same evil conglomerate, I guess. 1810 01:23:48,520 --> 01:23:54,400 If you had to eat McDonald's every day for the rest of your life, that's the only food 1811 01:23:54,400 --> 01:23:55,400 you could eat. 1812 01:23:55,400 --> 01:23:56,400 Yeah. 1813 01:23:56,400 --> 01:23:59,720 Would you rather do that or fuck one of the Mac and Me aliens? 1814 01:23:59,720 --> 01:24:05,000 You know, my answer on this, I would first off eat McDonald's every day because I enjoy 1815 01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:06,000 it. 1816 01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:11,000 But then on top of that, I would fuck the shit out of one of these little aliens because 1817 01:24:11,000 --> 01:24:15,240 their mouths look like assholes, so not only would it be anal, it would be a blowjob at 1818 01:24:15,240 --> 01:24:16,520 the same time. 1819 01:24:16,520 --> 01:24:17,520 I would use... 1820 01:24:17,520 --> 01:24:19,920 And I would specifically fuck Mac. 1821 01:24:19,920 --> 01:24:29,120 I'd treat him like a little alien flesh light and I would just rock his fucking world. 1822 01:24:29,120 --> 01:24:35,680 He put up his hands in his defensive gesture that he does, his little praying symbol, and 1823 01:24:35,680 --> 01:24:38,120 I would just annihilate him. 1824 01:24:38,120 --> 01:24:41,680 How are you going to prosecute me? 1825 01:24:41,680 --> 01:24:42,680 It's an alien. 1826 01:24:42,680 --> 01:24:46,240 Not until the end of the movie are they US citizens. 1827 01:24:46,240 --> 01:24:48,240 Oh, fuck. 1828 01:24:48,240 --> 01:24:49,960 But yeah. 1829 01:24:49,960 --> 01:24:52,960 And then afterwards, I'd eat a McRib. 1830 01:24:52,960 --> 01:24:57,760 Is that what their rib cages are made out of? 1831 01:24:57,760 --> 01:24:59,320 They're made of McRibs? 1832 01:24:59,320 --> 01:25:02,200 I just lost us our Mac and Me 2 contract, by the way. 1833 01:25:02,200 --> 01:25:03,200 What the fuck? 1834 01:25:03,200 --> 01:25:04,200 I'm sorry. 1835 01:25:04,200 --> 01:25:05,200 No, come on. 1836 01:25:05,200 --> 01:25:06,200 We'll make it good. 1837 01:25:06,200 --> 01:25:07,200 We'll make it good. 1838 01:25:07,200 --> 01:25:08,200 I'm sorry, Mac. 1839 01:25:08,200 --> 01:25:09,200 Promise. 1840 01:25:09,200 --> 01:25:10,200 Shit. 1841 01:25:10,200 --> 01:25:11,200 We could have... 1842 01:25:11,200 --> 01:25:12,200 Oh, I stopped writing notes, too. 1843 01:25:12,200 --> 01:25:13,200 What's that? 1844 01:25:13,200 --> 01:25:14,200 You use Mac as a flashlight and you eat them when you're done. 1845 01:25:14,200 --> 01:25:15,200 Jesus Christ. 1846 01:25:15,200 --> 01:25:16,200 Oh, shit. 1847 01:25:16,200 --> 01:25:17,200 Oh, God. 1848 01:25:17,200 --> 01:25:18,200 This guy's dark. 1849 01:25:18,200 --> 01:25:19,200 What's the movie rated? 1850 01:25:19,200 --> 01:25:20,200 It's PG. 1851 01:25:20,200 --> 01:25:21,200 Oh. 1852 01:25:21,200 --> 01:25:28,200 I was going to say, I thought the most realistic, most realistic movie I've ever seen was The 1853 01:25:28,200 --> 01:25:45,760 FBI guys being sus about the kids and everything, being like, yeah, there's something up with 1854 01:25:45,760 --> 01:25:46,760 that bear. 1855 01:25:46,760 --> 01:25:47,760 Oh, yeah. 1856 01:25:47,760 --> 01:25:51,200 These FBI guys are fucking dope. 1857 01:25:51,200 --> 01:25:52,200 They should be promoted. 1858 01:25:52,200 --> 01:25:53,200 I know they didn't really do their... 1859 01:25:53,200 --> 01:25:55,200 They didn't catch the kid. 1860 01:25:55,200 --> 01:26:00,480 Well, at the same time, if you were to tell your boss when you got back to the field house, 1861 01:26:00,480 --> 01:26:03,840 like, did you catch the kid? 1862 01:26:03,840 --> 01:26:05,920 Well, he got away, sir. 1863 01:26:05,920 --> 01:26:09,080 Oh, the older brother, he ran away and got into a car. 1864 01:26:09,080 --> 01:26:10,400 No, it was the younger brother. 1865 01:26:10,400 --> 01:26:12,800 Wait, isn't the younger brother in a wheelchair? 1866 01:26:12,800 --> 01:26:14,800 Yeah, they were going downhill, sir. 1867 01:26:14,800 --> 01:26:21,440 It's like, well, sir, he specifically chose downhill and we were in an area where it was 1868 01:26:21,440 --> 01:26:22,440 all downhill. 1869 01:26:22,440 --> 01:26:28,160 The whole time I was like praying, like, please, he's got Mac and me in his lap. 1870 01:26:28,160 --> 01:26:33,240 They're going downhill like, please, please just do the right thing and make him fly. 1871 01:26:33,240 --> 01:26:36,520 Yeah, which I don't think he does. 1872 01:26:36,520 --> 01:26:43,880 So the FBI agents, which in the casting call, the only prerequisite these guys had to have 1873 01:26:43,880 --> 01:26:48,080 was can you run in a suit and can you do it the entire movie? 1874 01:26:48,080 --> 01:26:49,080 They don't have a suit. 1875 01:26:49,080 --> 01:26:51,120 Dude, they miss it hard. 1876 01:26:51,120 --> 01:26:52,720 Mac and me, they go through a fence. 1877 01:26:52,720 --> 01:26:53,720 It's OK. 1878 01:26:53,720 --> 01:26:54,720 His legs don't feel anything. 1879 01:26:54,720 --> 01:27:02,440 No, but no, no, but no, they go through that the velocity that this kid in a wheelchair 1880 01:27:02,440 --> 01:27:09,760 was coming down this hill not only bust through a fucking fence, a solid fence, he then hits 1881 01:27:09,760 --> 01:27:14,960 clothes line and then ends up just taking the clothes with them in a real fucking how 1882 01:27:14,960 --> 01:27:17,160 do you do kind of funny mood. 1883 01:27:17,160 --> 01:27:18,160 Oh, God. 1884 01:27:18,160 --> 01:27:21,360 Now we get them in little outfits. 1885 01:27:21,360 --> 01:27:24,400 So now we got some dangerous fucking stunt work. 1886 01:27:24,400 --> 01:27:28,600 I would say you can see all the skid marks when they did it before, dude, dude, look, 1887 01:27:28,600 --> 01:27:30,240 this is a real kid. 1888 01:27:30,240 --> 01:27:35,600 You know, well, I mean, maybe not every shots, but that that is him going full speed down 1889 01:27:35,600 --> 01:27:37,200 a fucking street. 1890 01:27:37,200 --> 01:27:38,200 Right. 1891 01:27:38,200 --> 01:27:39,200 Hold on. 1892 01:27:39,200 --> 01:27:40,800 There's some there's some like near misses. 1893 01:27:40,800 --> 01:27:43,040 There's a really close call by like inches. 1894 01:27:43,040 --> 01:27:47,520 I mean, God, these FBI agents are dogged, bro. 1895 01:27:47,520 --> 01:27:49,360 It like good for them. 1896 01:27:49,360 --> 01:27:51,160 God, he looks intense. 1897 01:27:51,160 --> 01:27:52,480 Yeah, I would. 1898 01:27:52,480 --> 01:27:53,480 I would. 1899 01:27:53,480 --> 01:27:54,480 Oh shit. 1900 01:27:54,480 --> 01:27:55,480 OK. 1901 01:27:55,480 --> 01:28:00,840 What's the point that alien that's that's that's that one was pretty that one was pretty 1902 01:28:00,840 --> 01:28:02,960 close and that's pretty close. 1903 01:28:02,960 --> 01:28:04,920 Oh, my God. 1904 01:28:04,920 --> 01:28:06,560 Holy shit. 1905 01:28:06,560 --> 01:28:09,360 He clipped him a little bit. 1906 01:28:09,360 --> 01:28:11,760 His arm like static against that car. 1907 01:28:11,760 --> 01:28:16,200 I don't know if there's an actual kid when they at some point they just put a dump. 1908 01:28:16,200 --> 01:28:18,400 Oh, no, that's a yeah. 1909 01:28:18,400 --> 01:28:19,400 Jesus Christ. 1910 01:28:19,400 --> 01:28:21,640 Instead of flying, they copped out with a skid. 1911 01:28:21,640 --> 01:28:24,240 Yeah, they skid on the back of a produce truck. 1912 01:28:24,240 --> 01:28:29,000 But these dudes, I'm not even kidding you, have been running full sprint for about a 1913 01:28:29,000 --> 01:28:32,200 mile, maybe two. 1914 01:28:32,200 --> 01:28:35,000 And he aggressively throws all those clothes off. 1915 01:28:35,000 --> 01:28:36,000 He does. 1916 01:28:36,000 --> 01:28:37,000 Yeah. 1917 01:28:37,000 --> 01:28:39,000 Then he goes into a supermarket. 1918 01:28:39,000 --> 01:28:40,000 Sears. 1919 01:28:40,000 --> 01:28:41,000 Sears. 1920 01:28:41,000 --> 01:28:42,000 Oh, where's mom is? 1921 01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:43,000 Yeah. 1922 01:28:43,000 --> 01:28:44,000 Yeah. 1923 01:28:44,000 --> 01:28:45,000 This is her second day of work. 1924 01:28:45,000 --> 01:28:48,200 And already it's on fire. 1925 01:28:48,200 --> 01:28:52,840 People are busting out because she's now screaming she's going to be fired for this or promoted. 1926 01:28:52,840 --> 01:28:55,360 Her mom is mom's going to be like it was a creature. 1927 01:28:55,360 --> 01:28:56,360 I saw it. 1928 01:28:56,360 --> 01:28:57,360 Yeah. 1929 01:28:57,360 --> 01:28:58,360 Oh, yeah. 1930 01:28:58,360 --> 01:28:59,360 Yeah. 1931 01:28:59,360 --> 01:29:00,360 Just like your son, huh? 1932 01:29:00,360 --> 01:29:01,360 Yeah. 1933 01:29:01,360 --> 01:29:05,560 And then we get into arguably the boring part, which is the road trip to the wind. 1934 01:29:05,560 --> 01:29:07,560 They almost hit the horses a couple of times. 1935 01:29:07,560 --> 01:29:08,560 Oh, yeah. 1936 01:29:08,560 --> 01:29:09,560 I saw that. 1937 01:29:09,560 --> 01:29:14,360 So there's a scene where so they when they're finding where Mac and me's family is, they 1938 01:29:14,360 --> 01:29:19,960 drive a van into a wild pack of horses that I think they just found. 1939 01:29:19,960 --> 01:29:21,880 They're like, we got to fucking film this shit. 1940 01:29:21,880 --> 01:29:25,900 And the horses are obviously afraid of the helicopter that's filming this right now. 1941 01:29:25,900 --> 01:29:29,800 And they're freaking out of the truck that's behind them filming this part right now. 1942 01:29:29,800 --> 01:29:34,560 Actually, they have the little handling head pieces on them. 1943 01:29:34,560 --> 01:29:35,560 Oh, do they? 1944 01:29:35,560 --> 01:29:38,560 But then this is just too fucking close. 1945 01:29:38,560 --> 01:29:40,120 They tapped him. 1946 01:29:40,120 --> 01:29:42,480 Dude, what the fuck? 1947 01:29:42,480 --> 01:29:47,800 These horses are inches from a moving van going at least 40 miles an hour. 1948 01:29:47,800 --> 01:29:51,800 Multiple instances of animal harm and child endangerment in this movie. 1949 01:29:51,800 --> 01:29:54,240 God, I'll tell you this. 1950 01:29:54,240 --> 01:29:57,860 The only endangerment from us making a Mac and me too is that you come back with a cum 1951 01:29:57,860 --> 01:30:00,160 filled puppet. 1952 01:30:00,160 --> 01:30:03,120 We're not going to endanger any kids or animals. 1953 01:30:03,120 --> 01:30:06,120 That's going to be your cameo. 1954 01:30:06,120 --> 01:30:07,120 That's going to be your cameo. 1955 01:30:07,120 --> 01:30:10,120 You're going to be this guy that wants to fuck Mac. 1956 01:30:10,120 --> 01:30:14,960 You're going to have an unusable Mac after this. 1957 01:30:14,960 --> 01:30:17,280 No kids will be harmed or animals. 1958 01:30:17,280 --> 01:30:21,160 It'll be real scary. 1959 01:30:21,160 --> 01:30:22,160 So they go. 1960 01:30:22,160 --> 01:30:27,680 He does a little praying gesture at the wind turbines, which they find his dying family 1961 01:30:27,680 --> 01:30:30,760 in a cave, which is dark. 1962 01:30:30,760 --> 01:30:32,600 I thought they were dead too. 1963 01:30:32,600 --> 01:30:35,120 But then how does it bring him back? 1964 01:30:35,120 --> 01:30:37,120 Motherfucking Coca Cola bitches. 1965 01:30:37,120 --> 01:30:40,360 We kept sucking the ground like back home. 1966 01:30:40,360 --> 01:30:42,400 We got nothing, just more dirt. 1967 01:30:42,400 --> 01:30:43,400 Exactly. 1968 01:30:43,400 --> 01:30:44,400 Literally it was cutting to them periodically. 1969 01:30:44,400 --> 01:30:47,400 They give them Coca Cola anyways. 1970 01:30:47,400 --> 01:30:48,400 I know. 1971 01:30:48,400 --> 01:30:52,280 They were in the desert, which is kind of like where the planet is, and they were just 1972 01:30:52,280 --> 01:30:53,280 shoving straws. 1973 01:30:53,280 --> 01:30:54,280 Were they shoving straws? 1974 01:30:54,280 --> 01:30:57,280 They were just digging because they didn't have a stove. 1975 01:30:57,280 --> 01:30:59,280 They just stuck a straw in the ground. 1976 01:30:59,280 --> 01:31:00,280 Oh my God. 1977 01:31:00,280 --> 01:31:01,280 So stupid. 1978 01:31:01,280 --> 01:31:03,120 So yeah, Coca Cola is handed out to everybody. 1979 01:31:03,120 --> 01:31:04,120 That's their lifeblood. 1980 01:31:04,120 --> 01:31:05,120 That's all they need. 1981 01:31:05,120 --> 01:31:08,400 They're getting it hand in hand with McDonald's because McDonald's Coca Cola truly is better 1982 01:31:08,400 --> 01:31:12,880 than any other places because they have their own machine that makes the Coca Cola on site. 1983 01:31:12,880 --> 01:31:19,000 So they get special syrup from your fucking GSB company. 1984 01:31:19,000 --> 01:31:20,000 GSF. 1985 01:31:20,000 --> 01:31:21,000 GSF. 1986 01:31:21,000 --> 01:31:22,000 Yeah. 1987 01:31:22,000 --> 01:31:23,000 Well actually it's. 1988 01:31:23,000 --> 01:31:24,000 Get straight fucked. 1989 01:31:24,000 --> 01:31:28,000 Hey, you're in the middle of a rush of trucks here. 1990 01:31:28,000 --> 01:31:29,000 Get straight fucked. 1991 01:31:29,000 --> 01:31:31,600 I've got a whole truckload of it for you. 1992 01:31:31,600 --> 01:31:33,680 So they rescue the aliens. 1993 01:31:33,680 --> 01:31:35,720 Everyone's reunited. 1994 01:31:35,720 --> 01:31:36,720 We get one more. 1995 01:31:36,720 --> 01:31:37,720 Oh yeah. 1996 01:31:37,720 --> 01:31:38,720 This part. 1997 01:31:38,720 --> 01:31:39,720 Okay. 1998 01:31:39,720 --> 01:31:40,720 Okay. 1999 01:31:40,720 --> 01:31:41,720 They're at the gas station. 2000 01:31:41,720 --> 01:31:47,060 These pedestrian ladies pull up and she says, get me some cokes. 2001 01:31:47,060 --> 01:31:48,200 Not get us some cokes. 2002 01:31:48,200 --> 01:31:50,120 Get me more than one coke. 2003 01:31:50,120 --> 01:31:53,600 And then the girl gets out and she drinks the Sprite. 2004 01:31:53,600 --> 01:31:55,600 Are we talking about these two? 2005 01:31:55,600 --> 01:31:58,120 This chick, he has a soda problem. 2006 01:31:58,120 --> 01:32:00,560 Get me two cokes while I finish my Sprite. 2007 01:32:00,560 --> 01:32:01,960 While it's product placement. 2008 01:32:01,960 --> 01:32:05,600 Well I mean that's the most, probably the most blatant example. 2009 01:32:05,600 --> 01:32:07,040 But Brandon pointed out. 2010 01:32:07,040 --> 01:32:08,520 Give me some. 2011 01:32:08,520 --> 01:32:09,520 Yeah okay. 2012 01:32:09,520 --> 01:32:11,680 I didn't even hear that when she said that though. 2013 01:32:11,680 --> 01:32:12,680 Not even that. 2014 01:32:12,680 --> 01:32:13,680 You get it. 2015 01:32:13,680 --> 01:32:15,240 You go get me some cokes. 2016 01:32:15,240 --> 01:32:16,240 Yeah. 2017 01:32:16,240 --> 01:32:17,240 Bitch. 2018 01:32:17,240 --> 01:32:19,920 Well you know she's got one of those like, she runs that friendship. 2019 01:32:19,920 --> 01:32:23,600 She's doing the other girl a favor by being her friend. 2020 01:32:23,600 --> 01:32:24,600 It's one of those. 2021 01:32:24,600 --> 01:32:25,600 And then she paid her back. 2022 01:32:25,600 --> 01:32:27,960 She drives off, leaves her friend at the gas station I think. 2023 01:32:27,960 --> 01:32:28,960 Holy shit she does. 2024 01:32:28,960 --> 01:32:31,120 A fucking alien stole my Sprite. 2025 01:32:31,120 --> 01:32:36,920 She looks over and she sees Mac and me sticking his face through the window. 2026 01:32:36,920 --> 01:32:39,280 And she's like okay, whatever. 2027 01:32:39,280 --> 01:32:40,960 It's masks probably. 2028 01:32:40,960 --> 01:32:41,960 I don't know. 2029 01:32:41,960 --> 01:32:42,960 It's weird. 2030 01:32:42,960 --> 01:32:44,240 And then she finishes her Sprite. 2031 01:32:44,240 --> 01:32:47,640 And then he fucking smashes through the window, takes the Sprite from her. 2032 01:32:47,640 --> 01:32:52,580 She freaks out and leaves her friend at a gas station full of monsters. 2033 01:32:52,580 --> 01:32:56,900 As far as she's concerned. 2034 01:32:56,900 --> 01:33:00,160 And then we get the grocery store standoff where. 2035 01:33:00,160 --> 01:33:03,640 This is, oh so many things here. 2036 01:33:03,640 --> 01:33:10,760 All these sheriff's guys running in pointing guns at children with this finger on the trigger. 2037 01:33:10,760 --> 01:33:13,080 Absolutely his finger was on the fucking trigger. 2038 01:33:13,080 --> 01:33:15,880 Pointing a gun at a teenage kid. 2039 01:33:15,880 --> 01:33:25,040 This guy's, OJ Simpson here is pointing a loaded revolver with his finger on the fucking 2040 01:33:25,040 --> 01:33:26,040 trigger. 2041 01:33:26,040 --> 01:33:31,560 And then a homeboy with a shotgun pointed at him. 2042 01:33:31,560 --> 01:33:34,280 All because the aliens are there holding a gun. 2043 01:33:34,280 --> 01:33:35,280 Wow. 2044 01:33:35,280 --> 01:33:36,760 That's a good old day. 2045 01:33:36,760 --> 01:33:38,920 I saw that film developing sign. 2046 01:33:38,920 --> 01:33:39,920 I did. 2047 01:33:39,920 --> 01:33:41,600 Film developed at a grocery store. 2048 01:33:41,600 --> 01:33:42,720 That's where you had to do it. 2049 01:33:42,720 --> 01:33:46,840 I mean you could go to one of those little photo huts back when those were a business 2050 01:33:46,840 --> 01:33:48,440 that you could legitimately start. 2051 01:33:48,440 --> 01:33:50,080 Check me out at a photo hut. 2052 01:33:50,080 --> 01:33:54,880 I think you could start a photo hut at the same time you could start a, like a jazzercise 2053 01:33:54,880 --> 01:34:01,320 program or a, what else would be popular back in the day to have like a little, but you 2054 01:34:01,320 --> 01:34:04,160 couldn't have one today because no one would buy what you're selling. 2055 01:34:04,160 --> 01:34:05,160 Karate studio. 2056 01:34:05,160 --> 01:34:07,160 Oh they still have karate. 2057 01:34:07,160 --> 01:34:12,360 Ice hasn't really changed in price has it? 2058 01:34:12,360 --> 01:34:13,360 Ice? 2059 01:34:13,360 --> 01:34:15,360 $1.29 for bank ice. 2060 01:34:15,360 --> 01:34:16,360 Oh wow. 2061 01:34:16,360 --> 01:34:21,360 Alright well I guess what's the justification on water being frozen? 2062 01:34:21,360 --> 01:34:27,120 Like when we live in Arizona we're like, I don't know we have different water rules here. 2063 01:34:27,120 --> 01:34:28,740 You have to give somebody water. 2064 01:34:28,740 --> 01:34:32,000 Those guys that came up looking for Phoenix, they could have asked you for water and you 2065 01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:35,000 would have been obliged to give it to them. 2066 01:34:35,000 --> 01:34:36,000 You would have had to. 2067 01:34:36,000 --> 01:34:37,000 According to who? 2068 01:34:37,000 --> 01:34:38,000 The law? 2069 01:34:38,000 --> 01:34:39,000 The law, yeah. 2070 01:34:39,000 --> 01:34:43,240 If someone, well if someone asks you for water outside your house and you say no and then 2071 01:34:43,240 --> 01:34:45,400 they die it's your fault. 2072 01:34:45,400 --> 01:34:47,600 I don't know if that's changed but that's why we're frozen. 2073 01:34:47,600 --> 01:34:52,400 Wouldn't it be weird if like a guy comes up to your house because he's running away from 2074 01:34:52,400 --> 01:34:56,240 like a drive by shooting or something trying to escape people trying to kill him and he 2075 01:34:56,240 --> 01:35:00,840 uses the I need a glass of water hoping to God that that loophole will get the door open 2076 01:35:00,840 --> 01:35:05,200 for him so he gets inside and you say no and then he gets shot outside your own home and 2077 01:35:05,200 --> 01:35:07,400 dies as a result of you not giving him water. 2078 01:35:07,400 --> 01:35:09,320 That water wasn't going to help him. 2079 01:35:09,320 --> 01:35:15,080 Well according to what my understanding of this law I just heard of is that would be 2080 01:35:15,080 --> 01:35:16,680 the case. 2081 01:35:16,680 --> 01:35:18,760 So standoff in the grocery store. 2082 01:35:18,760 --> 01:35:19,760 Oh my God. 2083 01:35:19,760 --> 01:35:20,760 He, okay. 2084 01:35:20,760 --> 01:35:21,760 I'm going to kill this fucking kid. 2085 01:35:21,760 --> 01:35:22,760 He holds the kid hostage. 2086 01:35:22,760 --> 01:35:23,760 He's ailing. 2087 01:35:23,760 --> 01:35:26,760 He's ailing just drinking cokes. 2088 01:35:26,760 --> 01:35:28,840 He pushed this kid out. 2089 01:35:28,840 --> 01:35:32,480 Pocahontas is also going out. 2090 01:35:32,480 --> 01:35:37,600 I just watched this and I still don't even know how this shit explodes. 2091 01:35:37,600 --> 01:35:38,600 How does it explode? 2092 01:35:38,600 --> 01:35:41,600 He still has the gun in his hand. 2093 01:35:41,600 --> 01:35:42,920 Like a gas pump. 2094 01:35:42,920 --> 01:35:44,400 He rests that kid for resisting. 2095 01:35:44,400 --> 01:35:46,160 Okay that's realistic. 2096 01:35:46,160 --> 01:35:52,960 Coupons up to and not to exceed the value of the item. 2097 01:35:52,960 --> 01:35:55,360 That makes sense. 2098 01:35:55,360 --> 01:35:56,360 Right? 2099 01:35:56,360 --> 01:35:59,320 Wait if you had a coupon. 2100 01:35:59,320 --> 01:36:00,320 Vendor coupon. 2101 01:36:00,320 --> 01:36:01,320 Coke machine in the background. 2102 01:36:01,320 --> 01:36:04,360 God damn there's coke everywhere. 2103 01:36:04,360 --> 01:36:05,640 Literally holding cokes. 2104 01:36:05,640 --> 01:36:06,640 Coke machine. 2105 01:36:06,640 --> 01:36:09,200 His little walkie talkie looked like a sprite can. 2106 01:36:09,200 --> 01:36:10,560 I'm just seeing coke. 2107 01:36:10,560 --> 01:36:15,920 Speaking of which Brendan, what did your son, you said something adorable about him 2108 01:36:15,920 --> 01:36:19,760 earlier before the pod started with the product placement and the McDonald's. 2109 01:36:19,760 --> 01:36:20,760 Oh yeah. 2110 01:36:20,760 --> 01:36:26,400 Yeah when he woke up this morning he was like are we happy meals this morning? 2111 01:36:26,400 --> 01:36:30,280 His son got full blown McDonald's product placement on this. 2112 01:36:30,280 --> 01:36:34,640 Back when he gave my son diabetes. 2113 01:36:34,640 --> 01:36:38,560 This is insane right here where the kids, this wheeling up there. 2114 01:36:38,560 --> 01:36:40,120 Oh it's because there's gas tanks. 2115 01:36:40,120 --> 01:36:41,520 Look he waves the gun at them. 2116 01:36:41,520 --> 01:36:42,960 Oh shit. 2117 01:36:42,960 --> 01:36:46,280 And they just light it up and the kids going at them. 2118 01:36:46,280 --> 01:36:47,280 What are you doing? 2119 01:36:47,280 --> 01:36:50,480 This is our mac and me clip right here. 2120 01:36:50,480 --> 01:36:53,880 We'll just show that over if we ever got on Conan. 2121 01:36:53,880 --> 01:36:55,600 Just an explosion in front of a kid. 2122 01:36:55,600 --> 01:36:56,600 And then you have, look at that. 2123 01:36:56,600 --> 01:37:00,800 Oh my God I didn't even notice how bad that was put in there. 2124 01:37:00,800 --> 01:37:07,840 You can tell that they just filmed an explosion and then put a little, they cut out, all they 2125 01:37:07,840 --> 01:37:14,640 did was just cut out the outline of a motionless child on a wheelchair in front of it. 2126 01:37:14,640 --> 01:37:16,680 Also they never evacuated that grocery store. 2127 01:37:16,680 --> 01:37:20,280 There's probably some guys in the butcher section, the bakery or something. 2128 01:37:20,280 --> 01:37:21,560 Oh my God you're right. 2129 01:37:21,560 --> 01:37:25,640 Like he's just got his head, he's got his Walkman on and he's in the back sweeping. 2130 01:37:25,640 --> 01:37:27,360 He's doing proud. 2131 01:37:27,360 --> 01:37:29,480 But then again at the same time the whole grocery store didn't blow up. 2132 01:37:29,480 --> 01:37:32,760 It was just that gas station pump right? 2133 01:37:32,760 --> 01:37:35,440 Who knows? 2134 01:37:35,440 --> 01:37:36,440 I don't know. 2135 01:37:36,440 --> 01:37:37,960 They can't hurt the seers can they? 2136 01:37:37,960 --> 01:37:43,840 Oh and then this chick is so upset at him possibly being dead. 2137 01:37:43,840 --> 01:37:45,320 Like she's more upset than his brother. 2138 01:37:45,320 --> 01:37:47,200 She's like, oh my God, her, her. 2139 01:37:47,200 --> 01:37:50,480 Like you just met this guy yesterday. 2140 01:37:50,480 --> 01:37:54,360 She's I mean, but it's her boyfriend's little brother. 2141 01:37:54,360 --> 01:37:55,360 Remember. 2142 01:37:55,360 --> 01:37:58,440 But yeah she's just kind of teary. 2143 01:37:58,440 --> 01:37:59,440 She's dead. 2144 01:37:59,440 --> 01:38:02,720 He's trying, maybe because his girlfriend. 2145 01:38:02,720 --> 01:38:04,240 Maybe because his girlfriend's right there. 2146 01:38:04,240 --> 01:38:06,100 Oh no, he's upset. 2147 01:38:06,100 --> 01:38:08,120 But like he's also trying to maybe like keep it together. 2148 01:38:08,120 --> 01:38:09,120 She's hysterical. 2149 01:38:09,120 --> 01:38:11,800 You don't want to have snot running down your nose in front of your girlfriend. 2150 01:38:11,800 --> 01:38:15,760 I don't care if your handicapped brother just died. 2151 01:38:15,760 --> 01:38:16,760 So man. 2152 01:38:16,760 --> 01:38:20,320 Alright so then Mac and me brings him back to life. 2153 01:38:20,320 --> 01:38:21,320 More weird kissing. 2154 01:38:21,320 --> 01:38:28,720 Oh yeah by the way, the family, they were just dying in a cave from hunger but yet they 2155 01:38:28,720 --> 01:38:31,800 survived bullets and an explosion. 2156 01:38:31,800 --> 01:38:37,160 Yeah wait, why are they done attacking these alien monsters? 2157 01:38:37,160 --> 01:38:39,560 From the perspective of the sheriffs right now. 2158 01:38:39,560 --> 01:38:41,280 They lived through that. 2159 01:38:41,280 --> 01:38:43,720 They just blew up the, like they shot at them. 2160 01:38:43,720 --> 01:38:46,080 They blew them up with gas tanks. 2161 01:38:46,080 --> 01:38:50,120 And now these monsters are walking casually towards them. 2162 01:38:50,120 --> 01:38:53,800 And you're just going to stand there and be like alright well I guess. 2163 01:38:53,800 --> 01:38:55,720 I guess they're friendly now. 2164 01:38:55,720 --> 01:39:00,120 Let's just stand around and let them do what they're going to do. 2165 01:39:00,120 --> 01:39:03,440 And so they bring back the kid. 2166 01:39:03,440 --> 01:39:05,520 The dad does it because I don't think Mac's strong enough. 2167 01:39:05,520 --> 01:39:07,000 They do that little praying thing. 2168 01:39:07,000 --> 01:39:12,520 That little whatever their version of a two in the pink, one in the stink is I'm assuming. 2169 01:39:12,520 --> 01:39:15,360 And when they have sex. 2170 01:39:15,360 --> 01:39:17,880 I'm sorry to be so crude this episode. 2171 01:39:17,880 --> 01:39:18,880 Isn't that Zoltan? 2172 01:39:18,880 --> 01:39:19,880 Oh yeah. 2173 01:39:19,880 --> 01:39:20,880 The dude who wears white heart. 2174 01:39:20,880 --> 01:39:21,880 Yeah or whatever it is. 2175 01:39:21,880 --> 01:39:22,880 Yeah. 2176 01:39:22,880 --> 01:39:23,880 From yeah. 2177 01:39:23,880 --> 01:39:26,640 It's Zoltan and back to life. 2178 01:39:26,640 --> 01:39:30,280 So they Zoltan and back to life. 2179 01:39:30,280 --> 01:39:32,080 And then it cuts to. 2180 01:39:32,080 --> 01:39:35,960 It cuts to them. 2181 01:39:35,960 --> 01:39:39,760 The family all in their best Sunday attire. 2182 01:39:39,760 --> 01:39:42,000 They look like JFK and his wife. 2183 01:39:42,000 --> 01:39:43,000 The mom Mac. 2184 01:39:43,000 --> 01:39:44,400 Jesus Christ. 2185 01:39:44,400 --> 01:39:45,400 The mom Mac is terrifying. 2186 01:39:45,400 --> 01:39:49,880 She's wearing a little Jackie O hat and Jackie O outfit. 2187 01:39:49,880 --> 01:39:54,520 And then you find out I guess the third one was a, or the fourth one was a sister. 2188 01:39:54,520 --> 01:39:55,520 An older one. 2189 01:39:55,520 --> 01:39:59,840 And there's Mac and well there's me. 2190 01:39:59,840 --> 01:40:00,920 Mac and me. 2191 01:40:00,920 --> 01:40:02,120 The FBI agents there. 2192 01:40:02,120 --> 01:40:04,840 He's super happy this is happening. 2193 01:40:04,840 --> 01:40:09,160 He spent the, this is going to be the most talked about case of his career. 2194 01:40:09,160 --> 01:40:13,120 The fact that he chased down aliens from a handicapped kid and his family. 2195 01:40:13,120 --> 01:40:16,960 It went to a McDonald's where there was a break dancing contest and all the physics 2196 01:40:16,960 --> 01:40:21,740 was defied and there was a vacuum cleaner involved and it ended with those aliens getting 2197 01:40:21,740 --> 01:40:24,560 their American citizenship. 2198 01:40:24,560 --> 01:40:26,680 This is going to be the most talked about case of his life. 2199 01:40:26,680 --> 01:40:28,040 Do you think he's proud of this? 2200 01:40:28,040 --> 01:40:30,720 Because he showed up right now and he looks like he's proud. 2201 01:40:30,720 --> 01:40:32,680 I think again cut content. 2202 01:40:32,680 --> 01:40:36,440 There would have been a scene where it like cuts to him shaking hands with the alien or 2203 01:40:36,440 --> 01:40:37,440 whatever I mean like. 2204 01:40:37,440 --> 01:40:44,800 By the way there's a cop at that grocery store that blew up like security at a grocery store. 2205 01:40:44,800 --> 01:40:45,800 Well it's the 80s. 2206 01:40:45,800 --> 01:40:46,800 I've never heard of that. 2207 01:40:46,800 --> 01:40:47,800 No you're right. 2208 01:40:47,800 --> 01:40:50,680 Cops show up literally 30 seconds later too. 2209 01:40:50,680 --> 01:40:54,320 Yeah that was the quickest response time of all. 2210 01:40:54,320 --> 01:40:55,320 A lot of weird kissing. 2211 01:40:55,320 --> 01:40:56,320 I didn't like that. 2212 01:40:56,320 --> 01:40:57,320 A lot of weird kissing. 2213 01:40:57,320 --> 01:40:58,320 A lot of weird kissing. 2214 01:40:58,320 --> 01:41:04,480 Pocahontas who looks like she's 8 if we're being honest just kisses a full grown alien 2215 01:41:04,480 --> 01:41:08,480 man an American citizen mind you on the mouth. 2216 01:41:08,480 --> 01:41:09,480 Weird. 2217 01:41:09,480 --> 01:41:11,520 I mean I. 2218 01:41:11,520 --> 01:41:14,520 And then no then she gives Mac a little kiss. 2219 01:41:14,520 --> 01:41:17,920 And then oh god and then the brother gives. 2220 01:41:17,920 --> 01:41:19,360 That's weird too. 2221 01:41:19,360 --> 01:41:22,220 That's almost weirder if we're being honest. 2222 01:41:22,220 --> 01:41:26,840 Because the older brother's like a teenager and we're presuming that the alien chick is 2223 01:41:26,840 --> 01:41:29,720 probably like 8 or 9 or maybe 10. 2224 01:41:29,720 --> 01:41:30,720 Right. 2225 01:41:30,720 --> 01:41:31,960 Because how old is Mac. 2226 01:41:31,960 --> 01:41:36,400 We're guessing if an alien if we had to is he like 5 or 6. 2227 01:41:36,400 --> 01:41:39,680 And then older sisters maybe 11 or 12. 2228 01:41:39,680 --> 01:41:40,680 Maybe 10. 2229 01:41:40,680 --> 01:41:44,600 And he just gave her a kiss and he's like hugging her to him. 2230 01:41:44,600 --> 01:41:45,940 And look at her face right now. 2231 01:41:45,940 --> 01:41:47,080 Her eyes are closing. 2232 01:41:47,080 --> 01:41:48,160 She likes it. 2233 01:41:48,160 --> 01:41:49,160 And she's kind of rubbing up. 2234 01:41:49,160 --> 01:41:50,600 It's the same as the vacuum thing. 2235 01:41:50,600 --> 01:41:52,360 It's just in this universe. 2236 01:41:52,360 --> 01:41:53,360 Yeah. 2237 01:41:53,360 --> 01:41:54,360 That's acceptable. 2238 01:41:54,360 --> 01:41:55,360 OK. 2239 01:41:55,360 --> 01:41:57,080 But that's now OK. 2240 01:41:57,080 --> 01:41:59,760 This is the first emotion we've seen from them. 2241 01:41:59,760 --> 01:42:00,760 She's crying. 2242 01:42:00,760 --> 01:42:02,640 Do you see how sad her face looked. 2243 01:42:02,640 --> 01:42:03,640 They're baked the whole time. 2244 01:42:03,640 --> 01:42:06,640 They have no idea what the fuck's going on. 2245 01:42:06,640 --> 01:42:10,480 This is just a family from Needles. 2246 01:42:10,480 --> 01:42:13,020 And then they get into a pink fucking Cadillac. 2247 01:42:13,020 --> 01:42:15,440 And they let them drive pretty quickly. 2248 01:42:15,440 --> 01:42:17,600 You couldn't even understand put down the gun. 2249 01:42:17,600 --> 01:42:19,120 But here's a motor vehicle. 2250 01:42:19,120 --> 01:42:22,080 Here's a car that I mean. 2251 01:42:22,080 --> 01:42:23,080 Yeah. 2252 01:42:23,080 --> 01:42:24,080 Here they are. 2253 01:42:24,080 --> 01:42:25,080 Oh and then yeah. 2254 01:42:25,080 --> 01:42:26,080 Exactly. 2255 01:42:26,080 --> 01:42:28,480 Right now it's this alien family and they have Pocahontas and fucking Mac and me in 2256 01:42:28,480 --> 01:42:29,480 the back. 2257 01:42:29,480 --> 01:42:32,120 Just going on a fucking vacay I guess. 2258 01:42:32,120 --> 01:42:35,480 And then of course Mac blows a bubble. 2259 01:42:35,480 --> 01:42:36,480 Kid pops it. 2260 01:42:36,480 --> 01:42:42,440 But then we get the infamous, the notorious, the reason we're here today. 2261 01:42:42,440 --> 01:42:49,100 The Marvel style little speech bubble that says we'll be back in giant pink bubble gum. 2262 01:42:49,100 --> 01:42:55,200 Because I guess that's the, I bet you when they said how can we, it's like we need you 2263 01:42:55,200 --> 01:43:02,040 to do a like a cartoon strip style word bubble. 2264 01:43:02,040 --> 01:43:04,080 And I'd like it to say we'll be back. 2265 01:43:04,080 --> 01:43:06,320 And so the editor gives him this. 2266 01:43:06,320 --> 01:43:08,480 And the guy's like what the fuck is that? 2267 01:43:08,480 --> 01:43:12,120 I know it's a pink car but we didn't need it to be a pink word bubble. 2268 01:43:12,120 --> 01:43:17,960 And then so they had to film a scene where Mac blows a bubble and the kid pops it. 2269 01:43:17,960 --> 01:43:24,440 Which plays five seconds before this so that we know that's why they made a bubble gum. 2270 01:43:24,440 --> 01:43:25,440 We'll be back. 2271 01:43:25,440 --> 01:43:27,880 It's a weird choice. 2272 01:43:27,880 --> 01:43:30,280 But that is Mac and me. 2273 01:43:30,280 --> 01:43:31,720 What are some thoughts? 2274 01:43:31,720 --> 01:43:40,640 I mean I gave pretty much all my thoughts but this is one of those so bad it's good 2275 01:43:40,640 --> 01:43:46,280 movies that actually I feel I had a great time watching this. 2276 01:43:46,280 --> 01:43:47,280 Yeah. 2277 01:43:47,280 --> 01:43:50,200 What about you guys? 2278 01:43:50,200 --> 01:43:55,560 The first hour I was just like whatever this is the movie kind of bad. 2279 01:43:55,560 --> 01:43:58,760 Kid fall in a wheelchair alright that's cool goes down a hill. 2280 01:43:58,760 --> 01:44:02,400 McDonald's it completely turned around when they get to McDonald's dude. 2281 01:44:02,400 --> 01:44:03,400 I think that's what they were going for. 2282 01:44:03,400 --> 01:44:07,800 Make the movie just kind of mid until they get to McDonald's and then it's a fucking 2283 01:44:07,800 --> 01:44:08,800 party. 2284 01:44:08,800 --> 01:44:14,800 Dude, right when that hour mark hits, right when we're at McDonald's, break dancing, 2285 01:44:14,800 --> 01:44:15,800 that is where it picks up. 2286 01:44:15,800 --> 01:44:24,720 I'm telling you listen to our review, start from McDonald's, enjoy yourself a movie. 2287 01:44:24,720 --> 01:44:28,000 Here's my pick for the next week's. 2288 01:44:28,000 --> 01:44:29,960 We didn't rate it? 2289 01:44:29,960 --> 01:44:30,960 No we are. 2290 01:44:30,960 --> 01:44:31,960 We are. 2291 01:44:31,960 --> 01:44:32,960 But let's do it. 2292 01:44:32,960 --> 01:44:33,960 Oh well any final thoughts? 2293 01:44:33,960 --> 01:44:34,960 I mean yeah I enjoyed it. 2294 01:44:34,960 --> 01:44:39,880 I mean it was definitely fun watching with one of my kids. 2295 01:44:39,880 --> 01:44:41,600 Did you have him give it a rating? 2296 01:44:41,600 --> 01:44:46,040 No I didn't really, I kind of felt, we both kind of fell asleep towards the end. 2297 01:44:46,040 --> 01:44:50,840 Like basically we both kind of passed out or at least I passed out like when they were 2298 01:44:50,840 --> 01:44:52,840 reviving when they were saving the kid. 2299 01:44:52,840 --> 01:44:53,840 Sure. 2300 01:44:53,840 --> 01:44:58,360 And then I woke up to like my wife coming out and like turning the TV off and telling 2301 01:44:58,360 --> 01:45:03,680 my son to go to sleep because he was still awake watching something else I guess. 2302 01:45:03,680 --> 01:45:08,920 But yeah I mean it was definitely fun to watch with the kids. 2303 01:45:08,920 --> 01:45:09,920 He enjoyed it? 2304 01:45:09,920 --> 01:45:10,920 He seemed to enjoy it. 2305 01:45:10,920 --> 01:45:11,920 He laughed a couple times. 2306 01:45:11,920 --> 01:45:14,480 I mean we watched Inspector Gadget earlier this week. 2307 01:45:14,480 --> 01:45:16,440 He enjoyed that much more. 2308 01:45:16,440 --> 01:45:17,920 But he still enjoyed this one. 2309 01:45:17,920 --> 01:45:21,960 He kind of had some funny commentary that he would say occasionally throughout it. 2310 01:45:21,960 --> 01:45:25,480 Like oh they did that or they look funny. 2311 01:45:25,480 --> 01:45:27,760 He was kind of commenting on a couple things. 2312 01:45:27,760 --> 01:45:30,360 Why are they kissing dads so much? 2313 01:45:30,360 --> 01:45:31,360 What's going on? 2314 01:45:31,360 --> 01:45:36,160 It's funny though that that's going to be one of his defining childhood movies. 2315 01:45:36,160 --> 01:45:38,840 Yeah well when I chuckled a couple times he was like why are you laughing? 2316 01:45:38,840 --> 01:45:39,840 I'm just like it's just silly. 2317 01:45:39,840 --> 01:45:46,440 Like some of the stuff was like when Mac was running, whenever he was running he looked 2318 01:45:46,440 --> 01:45:47,440 like a chicken. 2319 01:45:47,440 --> 01:45:48,440 Like an inflatable chicken. 2320 01:45:48,440 --> 01:45:49,440 Yeah. 2321 01:45:49,440 --> 01:45:55,440 I think the reason Mike isn't here is because he saw this movie and he killed himself. 2322 01:45:55,440 --> 01:45:58,680 He did what none of us could do. 2323 01:45:58,680 --> 01:46:03,880 It killed himself. 2324 01:46:03,880 --> 01:46:07,400 It wasn't the fall that killed Michael Arsene. 2325 01:46:07,400 --> 01:46:11,800 It was Beauty Killed the Beast or whatever that line from King Kong is after he dies 2326 01:46:11,800 --> 01:46:13,800 from falling out of the building. 2327 01:46:13,800 --> 01:46:18,800 It was Beauty Killed the Beast. 2328 01:46:18,800 --> 01:46:19,800 I enjoyed it. 2329 01:46:19,800 --> 01:46:25,200 I did fall asleep a little bit during the cave scene and there is some slow road tripping 2330 01:46:25,200 --> 01:46:27,360 in the middle. 2331 01:46:27,360 --> 01:46:29,680 But there's no overt political message. 2332 01:46:29,680 --> 01:46:31,120 There's no lesson to learn. 2333 01:46:31,120 --> 01:46:33,720 There's no character arcs. 2334 01:46:33,720 --> 01:46:37,280 It's ET minus bikes plus wheelchair. 2335 01:46:37,280 --> 01:46:42,880 And it's ET without the soul and heart of ET. 2336 01:46:42,880 --> 01:46:45,880 We have ET at home. 2337 01:46:45,880 --> 01:46:48,840 We have McDonald's at home. 2338 01:46:48,840 --> 01:46:49,840 This is the ET. 2339 01:46:49,840 --> 01:46:52,560 We have ET at home. 2340 01:46:52,560 --> 01:46:54,440 ET makes you feel something. 2341 01:46:54,440 --> 01:47:06,600 There are genuine moments of kind of depending on your age, terror, sadness, maybe even anger 2342 01:47:06,600 --> 01:47:08,520 at what's happening to them and stuff. 2343 01:47:08,520 --> 01:47:12,920 There's a lot that Steven Spielberg did wonderfully when he made that movie. 2344 01:47:12,920 --> 01:47:15,080 That's why it's a classic. 2345 01:47:15,080 --> 01:47:22,400 But this was just we got these terrifying creatures we've designed in some workshop. 2346 01:47:22,400 --> 01:47:25,400 Let's make a movie and make it all about McDonald's. 2347 01:47:25,400 --> 01:47:32,520 So if McDonald's was going to be the sponsor of this, why didn't they just use more or 2348 01:47:32,520 --> 01:47:39,320 some or only the like Grimace, you know, like the Grimace could have been an alien. 2349 01:47:39,320 --> 01:47:41,640 Did they introduce Grimace in the 80s? 2350 01:47:41,640 --> 01:47:43,640 I'm not sure. 2351 01:47:43,640 --> 01:47:44,640 Probably. 2352 01:47:44,640 --> 01:47:48,160 But let's let's put a rating on this if you guys want. 2353 01:47:48,160 --> 01:47:49,160 B minus. 2354 01:47:49,160 --> 01:47:50,160 Really? 2355 01:47:50,160 --> 01:47:55,240 Yeah, because everything if it just started at like just like 10 minutes before they got 2356 01:47:55,240 --> 01:48:00,200 to McDonald's, it was just such a drag the whole way through until you get to then they're 2357 01:48:00,200 --> 01:48:01,200 at McDonald's. 2358 01:48:01,200 --> 01:48:02,920 And then they just like, oh, fuck. 2359 01:48:02,920 --> 01:48:06,600 And then the whole second half of the movie made up for the first half of the movie. 2360 01:48:06,600 --> 01:48:08,960 The beginning was a little shorter. 2361 01:48:08,960 --> 01:48:12,320 Okay, so we got B minus. 2362 01:48:12,320 --> 01:48:17,760 I'm going with a like a solid with the way that our movie system works. 2363 01:48:17,760 --> 01:48:19,400 I'd go with the I mean, I'm close. 2364 01:48:19,400 --> 01:48:27,080 I'm going with a C plus because I think it's it has it's a little it's it's good. 2365 01:48:27,080 --> 01:48:31,920 But it's not anything super special. 2366 01:48:31,920 --> 01:48:32,920 It's funny. 2367 01:48:32,920 --> 01:48:39,680 I guess if you're high and you want to watch a bad movie, I think this is a good one. 2368 01:48:39,680 --> 01:48:43,560 I think this is more enjoyable to watch than like The Room. 2369 01:48:43,560 --> 01:48:46,760 I don't like because I know that The Room is a movie people shit on all the time. 2370 01:48:46,760 --> 01:48:47,760 Right. 2371 01:48:47,760 --> 01:48:48,760 You've seen that one, right? 2372 01:48:48,760 --> 01:48:49,760 I've seen the disaster. 2373 01:48:49,760 --> 01:48:50,760 I've never. 2374 01:48:50,760 --> 01:48:51,760 Okay. 2375 01:48:51,760 --> 01:48:53,840 I mean, the disaster artist was worth having the room be made. 2376 01:48:53,840 --> 01:48:56,840 I watched a highlight video of Djibouti does watching the room. 2377 01:48:56,840 --> 01:48:57,840 Okay. 2378 01:48:57,840 --> 01:48:59,360 They made fun of it all the time. 2379 01:48:59,360 --> 01:49:01,040 I've seen The Room. 2380 01:49:01,040 --> 01:49:05,400 I've read the disaster artist and I've watched the disaster artist because it's based on 2381 01:49:05,400 --> 01:49:06,400 his book, right? 2382 01:49:06,400 --> 01:49:13,400 The actor who stars in the movie, not not the creepy dude, but his friend. 2383 01:49:13,400 --> 01:49:14,880 Yeah. 2384 01:49:14,880 --> 01:49:18,000 Who plays James James Franco plays David Franco. 2385 01:49:18,000 --> 01:49:20,440 David Franco plays Dave Franco's character. 2386 01:49:20,440 --> 01:49:24,720 It's based on his book and what she's allowed to go into more detail in the book. 2387 01:49:24,720 --> 01:49:30,000 And it's so fucking nuts, man, the kind of shit that this guy went through. 2388 01:49:30,000 --> 01:49:33,760 And anyway, I think that this was more enjoyable to watch. 2389 01:49:33,760 --> 01:49:37,720 And you can watch this with your family and you can watch this high and it's great. 2390 01:49:37,720 --> 01:49:39,720 So C plus for me. 2391 01:49:39,720 --> 01:49:40,720 Brennan. 2392 01:49:40,720 --> 01:49:41,720 Yeah. 2393 01:49:41,720 --> 01:49:48,880 I mean, I, it's definitely a knockoff ET. 2394 01:49:48,880 --> 01:49:54,560 It's definitely not a great movie, but I did enjoy watching it. 2395 01:49:54,560 --> 01:49:57,080 So I would probably give it a C plus as well. 2396 01:49:57,080 --> 01:49:58,080 All right. 2397 01:49:58,080 --> 01:50:04,600 And the gays have it or C plus for Mac and me. 2398 01:50:04,600 --> 01:50:06,600 That sounds right to me. 2399 01:50:06,600 --> 01:50:08,600 There might be one more. 2400 01:50:08,600 --> 01:50:09,600 Oh, it might be dead. 2401 01:50:09,600 --> 01:50:10,600 Okay. 2402 01:50:10,600 --> 01:50:12,200 So actually I'm going to change my mind. 2403 01:50:12,200 --> 01:50:16,920 I just saw Star Kid pop up and I was like, I love this movie. 2404 01:50:16,920 --> 01:50:21,720 I loved it as a kid. 2405 01:50:21,720 --> 01:50:29,240 But I don't know if I want to recommend that because the other movie I put down, shit, 2406 01:50:29,240 --> 01:50:31,800 right now I'm deciding between Bulletproof Monk and Star Kid. 2407 01:50:31,800 --> 01:50:34,160 I've seen Bulletproof Monk. 2408 01:50:34,160 --> 01:50:38,400 I think I've only seen that movie one time. 2409 01:50:38,400 --> 01:50:39,400 Damn. 2410 01:50:39,400 --> 01:50:40,400 Okay. 2411 01:50:40,400 --> 01:50:41,400 Well, I have two then. 2412 01:50:41,400 --> 01:50:42,400 Bulletproof Monk and Star Kid. 2413 01:50:42,400 --> 01:50:43,400 I'm the boss. 2414 01:50:43,400 --> 01:50:44,400 I can do what I want. 2415 01:50:44,400 --> 01:50:45,400 Sorry. 2416 01:50:45,400 --> 01:50:46,400 Austin. 2417 01:50:46,400 --> 01:50:47,400 I'm going to be cranked. 2418 01:50:47,400 --> 01:50:53,080 So I've seen cranked to a million times and never seen the first one. 2419 01:50:53,080 --> 01:50:54,720 Oh, this is more just for you. 2420 01:50:54,720 --> 01:50:56,760 You wanted a reason to watch crank. 2421 01:50:56,760 --> 01:51:00,440 Did you watch fucking hostage yet? 2422 01:51:00,440 --> 01:51:02,800 No, not yet. 2423 01:51:02,800 --> 01:51:03,800 I will. 2424 01:51:03,800 --> 01:51:04,800 Bulletproof. 2425 01:51:04,800 --> 01:51:05,800 Okay. 2426 01:51:05,800 --> 01:51:06,800 Brendan. 2427 01:51:06,800 --> 01:51:07,800 Pull the trigger. 2428 01:51:07,800 --> 01:51:08,800 This side. 2429 01:51:08,800 --> 01:51:18,000 What's brought to you by McDonald's? 2430 01:51:18,000 --> 01:51:19,000 Yeah. 2431 01:51:19,000 --> 01:51:22,800 So I'll go with secondhand lines. 2432 01:51:22,800 --> 01:51:23,800 What? 2433 01:51:23,800 --> 01:51:24,800 Okay. 2434 01:51:24,800 --> 01:51:29,440 I got to look that one up. 2435 01:51:29,440 --> 01:51:30,440 It's with. 2436 01:51:30,440 --> 01:51:31,440 I've heard of it. 2437 01:51:31,440 --> 01:51:32,440 I think. 2438 01:51:32,440 --> 01:51:33,440 Like a Tiger King. 2439 01:51:33,440 --> 01:51:34,440 Haley Joel Osmond. 2440 01:51:34,440 --> 01:51:35,440 Like a Tiger King prequel. 2441 01:51:35,440 --> 01:51:36,440 Yeah. 2442 01:51:36,440 --> 01:51:41,120 It's like grumpy old men meets big fish type movie. 2443 01:51:41,120 --> 01:51:44,440 I've only seen one of those. 2444 01:51:44,440 --> 01:51:45,440 2020. 2445 01:51:45,440 --> 01:51:50,800 Set in the 1960s, the story of a 14 year old's amazing summer with his unusual uncles as 2446 01:51:50,800 --> 01:51:52,800 they tell him tales of their younger days. 2447 01:51:52,800 --> 01:51:53,800 Yeah, that sounds exact. 2448 01:51:53,800 --> 01:51:56,040 And then recommended, Ernest Goes to the Army. 2449 01:51:56,040 --> 01:51:57,040 Yeah. 2450 01:51:57,040 --> 01:51:58,040 Does that add up? 2451 01:51:58,040 --> 01:51:59,040 Nah. 2452 01:51:59,040 --> 01:52:00,040 No, not quite. 2453 01:52:00,040 --> 01:52:01,040 Okay. 2454 01:52:01,040 --> 01:52:02,040 Yeah. 2455 01:52:02,040 --> 01:52:03,040 It's good. 2456 01:52:03,040 --> 01:52:04,040 All right. 2457 01:52:04,040 --> 01:52:12,120 Well, what we're going to do then, because there's three of us, I realized that it's, 2458 01:52:12,120 --> 01:52:16,600 we really can't, we really can't vote. 2459 01:52:16,600 --> 01:52:17,600 Right? 2460 01:52:17,600 --> 01:52:22,800 Like, so we should put them into the chat GPT and have it do it. 2461 01:52:22,800 --> 01:52:23,800 Randomly. 2462 01:52:23,800 --> 01:52:31,040 The one time I tried to redeem myself after slipstream, steal, the only two movies I've 2463 01:52:31,040 --> 01:52:35,720 ever gotten picked, the worst ones, finally pick a good movie. 2464 01:52:35,720 --> 01:52:37,720 And you're like, let's let it be. 2465 01:52:37,720 --> 01:52:41,080 Make it even less likely. 2466 01:52:41,080 --> 01:52:42,400 Randomly pick one of these movies. 2467 01:52:42,400 --> 01:52:43,400 You know what? 2468 01:52:43,400 --> 01:52:44,400 Not randomly. 2469 01:52:44,400 --> 01:52:45,400 Hold on. 2470 01:52:45,400 --> 01:52:46,400 Do I have a mic? 2471 01:52:46,400 --> 01:52:47,400 Fuck it. 2472 01:52:47,400 --> 01:52:50,400 Choose a movie from this list for my podcast, Fried Rice Podcast. 2473 01:52:50,400 --> 01:53:14,480 Hook us up first to get a feel of the show. 2474 01:53:14,480 --> 01:53:17,480 Here are the movies. 2475 01:53:17,480 --> 01:53:20,480 It's not typing. 2476 01:53:20,480 --> 01:53:23,480 Oh fuck. 2477 01:53:23,480 --> 01:53:26,480 It stopped recording. 2478 01:53:26,480 --> 01:53:29,480 Just kidding. 2479 01:53:29,480 --> 01:53:30,480 Shit. 2480 01:53:30,480 --> 01:53:35,480 This whole thing falls apart. 2481 01:53:35,480 --> 01:53:47,480 Smoke, wine, tape. 2482 01:53:47,480 --> 01:53:50,480 All right. 2483 01:53:50,480 --> 01:53:52,720 Let's see what chat GPT says. 2484 01:53:52,720 --> 01:53:53,720 What would you have voted for? 2485 01:53:53,720 --> 01:53:56,640 Wait, before we look, what would you have voted for? 2486 01:53:56,640 --> 01:53:58,280 And let's see if it agrees with us. 2487 01:53:58,280 --> 01:54:01,920 Actually what we'll do then is that's the fourth deciding vote if there's a tie. 2488 01:54:01,920 --> 01:54:07,960 So I'm going to vote for, all right, let's just do it at the top. 2489 01:54:07,960 --> 01:54:08,960 Who wants Crank? 2490 01:54:08,960 --> 01:54:09,960 Crank, I do actually kind of want to watch Crank. 2491 01:54:09,960 --> 01:54:10,960 But I won't be at the. 2492 01:54:10,960 --> 01:54:11,960 Okay, we got two for Crank. 2493 01:54:11,960 --> 01:54:21,480 I think I'd even get to talk about what the movie, do you know the Crank movies? 2494 01:54:21,480 --> 01:54:22,480 I know Cranks. 2495 01:54:22,480 --> 01:54:24,280 I've watched them. 2496 01:54:24,280 --> 01:54:25,280 It's fine. 2497 01:54:25,280 --> 01:54:28,200 And it's just I just watched The Beekeeper. 2498 01:54:28,200 --> 01:54:32,360 And I don't know if I was going to revisit it earlier, Jason Statham property, I'd probably 2499 01:54:32,360 --> 01:54:33,880 want to watch The Transporters. 2500 01:54:33,880 --> 01:54:39,120 But if you're going to, if it's going to be Crank, it's going to be Crank on our weed 2501 01:54:39,120 --> 01:54:40,120 show. 2502 01:54:40,120 --> 01:54:41,120 We'll do an all about meth. 2503 01:54:41,120 --> 01:54:46,600 You know what I'm surprised there's not a movie of like that where it's a guy that has 2504 01:54:46,600 --> 01:54:50,000 to smoke weed like every, he has to smoke weed or he'll die. 2505 01:54:50,000 --> 01:54:52,200 Oh, that would be great. 2506 01:54:52,200 --> 01:54:53,680 He has to do it. 2507 01:54:53,680 --> 01:54:56,120 He just rips joints out of people's hands. 2508 01:54:56,120 --> 01:54:58,440 I'm voting for Bulletproof Monk. 2509 01:54:58,440 --> 01:55:02,440 But I mean, we're not doing multiple votes. 2510 01:55:02,440 --> 01:55:03,880 You guys put your vote into Crank. 2511 01:55:03,880 --> 01:55:04,880 I did. 2512 01:55:04,880 --> 01:55:05,880 Yeah. 2513 01:55:05,880 --> 01:55:06,880 That's a legit vote. 2514 01:55:06,880 --> 01:55:10,480 So I put it so unless this thing says Bulletproof Monk, we'd have a revote. 2515 01:55:10,480 --> 01:55:12,680 I recommend Crank for an episode. 2516 01:55:12,680 --> 01:55:14,360 Crank is a highly energetic film that starts. 2517 01:55:14,360 --> 01:55:15,360 Yeah, we get it. 2518 01:55:15,360 --> 01:55:17,080 And Jason Statham is a hit man. 2519 01:55:17,080 --> 01:55:18,080 Redemption. 2520 01:55:18,080 --> 01:55:20,440 Must keep his adrenaline levels elevated to stay alive. 2521 01:55:20,440 --> 01:55:21,800 I didn't know he was a hit man. 2522 01:55:21,800 --> 01:55:22,800 That doesn't. 2523 01:55:22,800 --> 01:55:24,560 Is he a hit man? 2524 01:55:24,560 --> 01:55:29,160 Or did they just see Jason Statham and AIs thinking, oh, he's always a fucking hit man. 2525 01:55:29,160 --> 01:55:33,640 It'd be perfect for Fried Rice podcast tone, providing ample material for engaging funny 2526 01:55:33,640 --> 01:55:35,600 commentary and analysis. 2527 01:55:35,600 --> 01:55:36,600 Hopefully. 2528 01:55:36,600 --> 01:55:40,840 Plus, the film's unique premise and Statham's performance could spark interesting discussions 2529 01:55:40,840 --> 01:55:42,760 among your crew. 2530 01:55:42,760 --> 01:55:47,440 Your podcast episodes often dive into movies with distinctive themes or noticeable elements 2531 01:55:47,440 --> 01:55:53,640 such as Slipstream, Assaults on Pre-Seat 13, and Guns of Kimbo suggesting Crank would 2532 01:55:53,640 --> 01:55:55,600 fit right into our type. 2533 01:55:55,600 --> 01:55:57,320 It listens to season two only. 2534 01:55:57,320 --> 01:56:00,000 It's like season one, I don't know. 2535 01:56:00,000 --> 01:56:01,000 Yeah, Slipstream. 2536 01:56:01,000 --> 01:56:02,000 Okay, well great. 2537 01:56:02,000 --> 01:56:03,000 The movie is Crank. 2538 01:56:03,000 --> 01:56:04,000 Hell yeah, Redemption. 2539 01:56:04,000 --> 01:56:10,960 I'm curious if every time ChatGPT listens to a podcast, if it counts as a listen. 2540 01:56:10,960 --> 01:56:12,600 Actually it doesn't listen. 2541 01:56:12,600 --> 01:56:13,880 That's not yet. 2542 01:56:13,880 --> 01:56:17,560 I think maybe ChatGPT5, if they put that functionality in. 2543 01:56:17,560 --> 01:56:19,680 But it can't watch, I don't think it can watch videos. 2544 01:56:19,680 --> 01:56:21,000 It's like the transcript of it. 2545 01:56:21,000 --> 01:56:22,400 I think it can do transcripts. 2546 01:56:22,400 --> 01:56:25,560 It can do, I think that's, yeah. 2547 01:56:25,560 --> 01:56:26,560 It can read transcripts. 2548 01:56:26,560 --> 01:56:31,520 It can read obviously comments if there were comments. 2549 01:56:31,520 --> 01:56:33,600 It can read descriptions of the shows. 2550 01:56:33,600 --> 01:56:37,280 And it probably does it all in a matter of seconds. 2551 01:56:37,280 --> 01:56:43,360 And then, because this is the first time I've asked this instance of ChatGPT to look up 2552 01:56:43,360 --> 01:56:49,760 Fried Rice Podcasts, but there are other ones that I've used in the past where it's like 2553 01:56:49,760 --> 01:56:53,240 I'm going into it with them, where I'm just like alright, read this transcript. 2554 01:56:53,240 --> 01:56:54,400 Tell me what you think. 2555 01:56:54,400 --> 01:56:56,520 What can we polish up on and stuff. 2556 01:56:56,520 --> 01:57:05,040 And obviously, if you guys are fans of the show, you realize that we're getting better? 2557 01:57:05,040 --> 01:57:06,040 Question? 2558 01:57:06,040 --> 01:57:07,040 Yeah. 2559 01:57:07,040 --> 01:57:08,640 And we're doing cooler shit too. 2560 01:57:08,640 --> 01:57:09,900 We're doing cooler shit. 2561 01:57:09,900 --> 01:57:12,720 Next week, I know there's been a lot of live shows. 2562 01:57:12,720 --> 01:57:13,720 We had the birthday show. 2563 01:57:13,720 --> 01:57:15,360 We had live at Glitch Cart Arcade. 2564 01:57:15,360 --> 01:57:21,320 And now, next week, we're going to have, god, we're going to have to do crank for Comic-Con. 2565 01:57:21,320 --> 01:57:24,320 That's fine. 2566 01:57:24,320 --> 01:57:25,800 Really test the limits for a live show. 2567 01:57:25,800 --> 01:57:27,800 We should have picked a family friendly one. 2568 01:57:27,800 --> 01:57:30,800 You should have been Mac and Me. 2569 01:57:30,800 --> 01:57:31,800 Fuck. 2570 01:57:31,800 --> 01:57:32,800 Dude, no, there's Mac and Me. 2571 01:57:32,800 --> 01:57:33,800 Shit, wait, hold on. 2572 01:57:33,800 --> 01:57:38,800 You could have told all those kids how you wanted to use Mac like a flash light. 2573 01:57:38,800 --> 01:57:42,600 Wait, actually, you know what we should do? 2574 01:57:42,600 --> 01:57:44,600 We should make, oh fuck. 2575 01:57:44,600 --> 01:57:49,200 All right, well, there's, I don't know if we can talk about crank. 2576 01:57:49,200 --> 01:57:51,720 It's supposed to be family friendly. 2577 01:57:51,720 --> 01:57:54,600 We might, can we table crank? 2578 01:57:54,600 --> 01:57:59,440 Can we for the first time ever in Friday's podcast table crank? 2579 01:57:59,440 --> 01:58:05,160 Or we do two movies. 2580 01:58:05,160 --> 01:58:12,560 We do, or we do a PG rating, or we do a PG review of crank. 2581 01:58:12,560 --> 01:58:16,200 I mean, it's only going to be a segment this time, right? 2582 01:58:16,200 --> 01:58:18,400 Yeah, it's just going to be a small little segment. 2583 01:58:18,400 --> 01:58:21,840 How about the segment is, let's try to keep crank PG friendly. 2584 01:58:21,840 --> 01:58:24,760 Yeah, we just won't mention anything crazy dirty. 2585 01:58:24,760 --> 01:58:30,400 I mean, crank two was pretty gnarly, so I can imagine this one not being as gnarly. 2586 01:58:30,400 --> 01:58:31,400 Wait. 2587 01:58:31,400 --> 01:58:34,240 It deals with subjects of death and killers. 2588 01:58:34,240 --> 01:58:38,040 There's a service online, and I think it might even be worth paying for once. 2589 01:58:38,040 --> 01:58:41,200 And maybe we could just get together and watch this. 2590 01:58:41,200 --> 01:58:49,480 It won't be long, but there's like a conservative Christian kind of service that when you, you 2591 01:58:49,480 --> 01:58:55,240 could click turn off profanity, violence, suggestive content of any kind. 2592 01:58:55,240 --> 01:59:00,080 And we could watch the cut down version of that. 2593 01:59:00,080 --> 01:59:04,880 We could watch the PG version of crank that they would curtail for us. 2594 01:59:04,880 --> 01:59:11,680 It would just be just whatever dialogue, whatever dialogue isn't profanity. 2595 01:59:11,680 --> 01:59:12,680 We could do that. 2596 01:59:12,680 --> 01:59:13,680 Yeah. 2597 01:59:13,680 --> 01:59:14,680 We have a week to figure it out. 2598 01:59:14,680 --> 01:59:15,680 We have a week. 2599 01:59:15,680 --> 01:59:16,680 Fuck it. 2600 01:59:16,680 --> 01:59:17,680 That's a lot of work. 2601 01:59:17,680 --> 01:59:18,680 It's a good idea. 2602 01:59:18,680 --> 01:59:23,240 I got to give a huge shout out to the guys at Completely Compromised Podcast, like for 2603 01:59:23,240 --> 01:59:24,240 picking this movie. 2604 01:59:24,240 --> 01:59:25,240 Yeah. 2605 01:59:25,240 --> 01:59:27,240 That made for a good fucking episode. 2606 01:59:27,240 --> 01:59:28,240 Yeah. 2607 01:59:28,240 --> 01:59:29,240 Holy shit. 2608 01:59:29,240 --> 01:59:30,240 This was, yeah. 2609 01:59:30,240 --> 01:59:31,240 Yeah. 2610 01:59:31,240 --> 01:59:32,240 Thanks guys. 2611 01:59:32,240 --> 01:59:33,240 You guys were great guests. 2612 01:59:33,240 --> 01:59:34,240 I mean, so were the owners. 2613 01:59:34,240 --> 01:59:35,240 That was such a fun show. 2614 01:59:35,240 --> 01:59:36,240 Kevin and Cory, yeah. 2615 01:59:36,240 --> 01:59:42,880 They gave us hats and stickers. 2616 01:59:42,880 --> 01:59:49,160 Family unfriendly death while not present in the US version in the Japanese version. 2617 01:59:49,160 --> 01:59:50,160 What? 2618 01:59:50,160 --> 01:59:51,160 Yeah, it's probably... 2619 01:59:51,160 --> 01:59:53,960 Normally deaths kept from children's sensitive eyes. 2620 01:59:53,960 --> 01:59:54,960 Okay. 2621 01:59:54,960 --> 01:59:55,960 Oh, Jesus Christ. 2622 01:59:55,960 --> 02:00:00,440 Oh no, that's just a Wikipedia on family unfriendly death. 2623 02:00:00,440 --> 02:00:02,600 Rated PG for pretty Cory. 2624 02:00:02,600 --> 02:00:03,600 Jesus, just shows. 2625 02:00:03,600 --> 02:00:08,960 What does it mean, family unfriendly death? 2626 02:00:08,960 --> 02:00:13,880 While not present in the US version, therefore left ambiguous. 2627 02:00:13,880 --> 02:00:14,880 There's a Japanese cut? 2628 02:00:14,880 --> 02:00:15,880 Yeah. 2629 02:00:15,880 --> 02:00:19,880 Apparently the pink girls are relevant in the dance scene. 2630 02:00:19,880 --> 02:00:20,880 Oh my God. 2631 02:00:20,880 --> 02:00:21,880 Okay. 2632 02:00:21,880 --> 02:00:22,880 Well, listen, I'm so sorry. 2633 02:00:22,880 --> 02:00:23,880 I forgot that we're still recording. 2634 02:00:23,880 --> 02:00:27,000 With me as always is... 2635 02:00:27,000 --> 02:00:34,640 It's been fun, everybody. 2636 02:00:34,640 --> 02:00:36,280 I'm going to learn how to play that shit on guitar. 2637 02:00:36,280 --> 02:00:37,280 That'd be funny. 2638 02:00:37,280 --> 02:00:38,680 And then I'll fucking rip. 2639 02:00:38,680 --> 02:00:39,680 I'll just start shredding. 2640 02:00:39,680 --> 02:00:42,200 It'll get better every fucking episode. 2641 02:00:42,200 --> 02:00:44,840 And with us as always is our own personal McDonald's employee. 2642 02:00:44,840 --> 02:00:47,240 He drove a thousand McMiles to be here. 2643 02:00:47,240 --> 02:00:51,720 Over one billion served. 2644 02:00:51,720 --> 02:00:52,720 He's great. 2645 02:00:52,720 --> 02:00:53,720 He's our producer. 2646 02:00:53,720 --> 02:00:54,720 It's Austin Farrell. 2647 02:00:54,720 --> 02:00:55,720 Kiss and suck. 2648 02:00:55,720 --> 02:00:59,480 Jesus Christ. 2649 02:00:59,480 --> 02:01:00,840 And I've been your host, Andy Rice. 2650 02:01:00,840 --> 02:01:01,840 We've been fried. 2651 02:01:01,840 --> 02:01:03,160 The movie for next week is Crank. 2652 02:01:03,160 --> 02:01:05,520 The question of the week before we leave. 2653 02:01:05,520 --> 02:01:06,520 And of course... 2654 02:01:06,520 --> 02:01:07,520 It's gotta be something McDonald's related, right? 2655 02:01:07,520 --> 02:01:08,520 Of course. 2656 02:01:08,520 --> 02:01:09,520 Yeah, come up with one real quick. 2657 02:01:09,520 --> 02:01:10,520 I'm going to look up our number. 2658 02:01:10,520 --> 02:01:11,520 That should have memorized. 2659 02:01:11,520 --> 02:01:12,520 And so should you at home. 2660 02:01:12,520 --> 02:01:18,000 Why don't you go back to the one that was the intro? 2661 02:01:18,000 --> 02:01:19,000 Which one? 2662 02:01:19,000 --> 02:01:20,000 The McDonald's rockers. 2663 02:01:20,000 --> 02:01:21,000 Oh, fuck yeah. 2664 02:01:21,000 --> 02:01:22,000 Let's do it. 2665 02:01:22,000 --> 02:01:23,000 The same one. 2666 02:01:23,000 --> 02:01:24,000 Yeah, I love it. 2667 02:01:24,000 --> 02:01:25,000 It was a pretty solid one. 2668 02:01:25,000 --> 02:01:26,000 It was a pretty solid one. 2669 02:01:26,000 --> 02:01:27,000 It's pretty solid. 2670 02:01:27,000 --> 02:01:28,000 That was funny. 2671 02:01:28,000 --> 02:01:29,000 What's it called? 2672 02:01:29,000 --> 02:01:30,000 Rock and Roll McDonald's? 2673 02:01:30,000 --> 02:01:31,000 Yeah. 2674 02:01:31,000 --> 02:01:32,000 Wesley Willis. 2675 02:01:32,000 --> 02:01:33,000 All right. 2676 02:01:33,000 --> 02:01:34,000 Our number is 702-829-0117. 2677 02:01:34,000 --> 02:01:35,000 The question of the week is... 2678 02:01:35,000 --> 02:01:36,000 Fuck it, man. 2679 02:01:36,000 --> 02:01:37,000 Just call us. 2680 02:01:37,000 --> 02:01:38,000 Favorite best stoner fast food. 2681 02:01:38,000 --> 02:01:39,000 Best stoner fast food. 2682 02:01:39,000 --> 02:01:40,000 I love it. 2683 02:01:40,000 --> 02:01:41,000 What's your go-to and why? 2684 02:01:41,000 --> 02:01:42,000 Their go-to McDonald's order. 2685 02:01:42,000 --> 02:01:43,000 Go-to McDonald's order. 2686 02:01:43,000 --> 02:01:44,000 Yeah. 2687 02:01:44,000 --> 02:01:58,000 Yeah, tell us all about McDonald's. 2688 02:01:58,000 --> 02:01:59,000 Fuck it. 2689 02:01:59,000 --> 02:02:00,000 Just tell us anything. 2690 02:02:00,000 --> 02:02:01,000 We want to hear from you. 2691 02:02:01,000 --> 02:02:02,000 Don't say McGangbang. 2692 02:02:02,000 --> 02:02:03,000 All right, guys. 2693 02:02:03,000 --> 02:02:04,000 Good night. 2694 02:02:04,000 --> 02:02:05,000 See you next time. 2695 02:02:05,000 --> 02:02:06,000 Bye. 2696 02:02:06,000 --> 02:02:07,000 Bye. 2697 02:02:07,000 --> 02:02:08,000 Bye. 2698 02:02:08,000 --> 02:02:09,000 Bye. 2699 02:02:09,000 --> 02:02:10,000 Bye. 2700 02:02:10,000 --> 02:02:11,000 Bye. 2701 02:02:11,000 --> 02:02:12,000 Bye. 2702 02:02:12,000 --> 02:02:13,000 Bye. 2703 02:02:13,000 --> 02:02:14,000 Bye. 2704 02:02:14,000 --> 02:02:43,000 Bye.