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Hey man, have you ever heard of Fried Rice Podcast?

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Fried Rice Podcast?

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Yeah man, they're a podcast that reviews movies and a new one comes out every Saturday on

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YouTube.

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They're sponsored by Bell Ringers.

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Bell Ringers?

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Yeah, Bell Ringers.

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It's a adapter for your bong or hookah.

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And it holds three joints, three blunts, three bowls or three dabs.

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Three dabs?

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Yeah man, three dabs.

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And check us out every Saturday on YouTube at Fried Rice Podcast, sponsored by Bell

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Ringers.

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Good.

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episode of fried rice podcast I am your host Andy Rice let's get fried with me

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as always it's Michael this time I tried to kill him in about a dozen

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different fucking video games and not once could I take his old ancient

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fucking ass out he grew up on these video games it's not fair it's in his

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blood for somehow he got to wave six on joust but he's still an old bitch and I

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wish you would die Larson with me as always is Austin he drove actually

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maybe less time than normal no three hours like always the fucking be here

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he's my producer he's my right hand which means yeah I do use him to touch

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myself at night barrel check me out at blockbuster with me as always is Kevin

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the owner of glitch bar cadmium he's he also somehow invented the airplane right

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Orville was a great great asset to my family tree buck buck yeah yeah buck

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buck yeah yeah with me as always is Cory I didn't I I didn't want to make an

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obvious cock joke with your last name it's too easy I know it's like it's like

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you have the if Green Lanterns power was willpower yours somehow involves dicks

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because it's willcocks but I have no willpower yeah I'm part owner with Kevin

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here at glitch and I also have a little sticker company called tech rap tech

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rap honestly is more than a sticker company let's not lie you want anything

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done get it done over there graphic design straight up yeah we know all the

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first design and all the stuff rare right now that's all that's all tech rep

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oh yeah dude these are fucking sick these hats and everything you guys made

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these yeah we did them all yeah oh on the inside all the design I noticed that

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this little glitched out dude I'm like that's an extra personal touch glitchy

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boo from much our brewery here in Lake Havasu City mark Morrison and Luke

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Portugal obviously Scott stocking huge big shout out to them for helping our

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seltzer line we have the glitchy poo great and also orange dream sickle

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flavors that they do and they just kill it and that's where you get it on the

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hat right there on that so a little water drop these are you come into town

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and see them in the bar just look for the tap handles that look like spray cans

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basically okay fuck yeah it was really skeptical we first made it because it

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has word poo in it we're like Scott you gotta trust us it's gonna be a killer

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let us roll with it you know against his will but it's paid off everybody's been

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enjoying it but yeah when you said it I didn't think shit when you said poo it's

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a cute thing it's like one of those kind of things yeah I love it yeah so we

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that's a legit business owner gets like so you know we don't fuck around

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fried rice podcast with me as always is Tristan his name is misleading when you

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read it so you have to ask him how it's finesse say it but uh he looks like if

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we had a friendlier more cuddly version of our our Lord and Savior's Zachy

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improv who's on the on the on our team you just look like a more adorable

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version of him you look like a wish version yeah you look like a wish

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version of the the closer on kill Tony

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I don't know man I always perceive you as Ludo from fuck of the labyrinth

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you would never leave me wrong you even down the wrong path he's like you look

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like you look like a woman in the in the mountains in Switzerland and made love

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to some sort of ape creature and came out with some sort of Sasquatch or yeti

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have you seen a very really you don't know with us as always is she's a

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bartender it's Ida the bartender by night and what do you do by day

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Barton and that's funny because I never let it is there enough room on the

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license plate for that what's not just get your label don't you make stickers

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right in the back office see what I do I never let anybody do their own

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introduction and yet she did so she really does whatever the fuck she was

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and then very special with us is a is a joint collaboration symbiosis synergy as

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they say in the corporate world with a with with the completely compromised

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podcast we have and I am NOT making up these names ladies and gentlemen we have

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I mean this is one of those things where it's like how old are you guys in your

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20s young 20s yeah yeah okay so your your parents are like millennial age

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right and those were people were trying to get real fucking creative with their

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kids names right like that's you couldn't just get Michaels and Shawn's

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and Corey's right you got Keegan and his last name is perfect for a podcast

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about weed it's snod grass but then we get a name that just no one's ever named

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anybody they just made it up on the day you were born because they were stoned

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on fucking whatever meds they give women while they're giving birth it's Javin he

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looks like he chases grateful dead concerts around the country in his

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favorite spare time he looks like he's that he took a time machine for some

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time in the 60s to be here today crucial

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and I think that's everybody did I forget anyone I feel like I feel like one

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person got a and then someone got a couple and by the time we ranked up to

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the end the crucial got the full hand well that was great we can end it there

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no no because all of you well okay well first let's get into the what did we

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smoke because of course everything was smoked at an undisclosed location that

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because you know we're at a bar you don't smoke inside here so but what did

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we smoke I'll tell you one thing that we were smoking is a baby Jeter Barry

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white infused little half grams these things are fucking gnarly I love them to

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death I buy them all the time we spoke and constantly on the show we can't

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really bring the bong out you know to a to a roadshow that's not very polite

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that's not really smart you know and there's a there's an art there's an art

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there's an agricultural checkpoint on the way back home and it's I don't ever

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take fruit home I mean unless it's been a really good night at a gay bar no wait

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am I allowed to say that no that's whatever pickle challenge pickle

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challenge but okay so homophobic I feel like since we're doing what are we

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smoking I figured I would give you this my mom made it it looks like a thing

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that you wrap around your slums like your jerks it's actually a bomb cozy oh

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so it wraps around the bottom it has a little clippable thing so you can

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adjust it looks like flea took up crochet your mom is amazing tell oh

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thank you Austin's mom you're so sweet and if it's not a bomb cozy she thinks

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really highly and it's just enough for the rest of my dick I'll tell you this

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if I was blessed with this if I was rocking this rocking around just like

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no I wouldn't know a podcast I'd be just fucking all the time and you'd be lucky

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to be one of my partners I guess down the line I watched a whole I watched a

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documentary about there's a dick museum in Iceland or and it's got a dick from

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every animal on display you know just just so you can look at what what picks

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from all the different animals like the one thing they don't have is a human

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dick and so because there's two guys in Iceland that are trying to be the guy

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that give up their give up their dicks it was about and they're both like

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sword fight sword fight they're both like seasoned fuckers like they've

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they've fucked everyone in Iceland it's like it's like they're talking they're

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talking about like they're talking about like myth myth mythologically like three

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generations from others to be 2% of this dude you can go visit the dick that's

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responsible for your ancestry at a museum at this fucking Iceland museum but

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we're sorry we know you hate Iceland but oh yeah but okay so that's our what are

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we smoking thank you so much throw out because a shameless plug to Lake Havasu

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City and all the great businesses yeah in this community I'm currently smoking

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an Ashton Sinder Rida cigar from Lake Havasu cigars right down here on the

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Colick right next to legends another great establishment so if you are

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looking for something that is non THC dare I say the old-school smoke yeah go

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down there and grab a cigar great place great staff can I ask you I'm not a big

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cigar guy when you do a cigar do you just put it in your mouth and blow it out

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or do you smoke it all right you're not Monica Lewinsky in it you know here's

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more of a leave Monica Lewinsky alone she's been through enough find another

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target for your abuse Harvey Weinstein is available we can pretend that he

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fucks cigars in prison why does it got to be poor Monica Lewinsky isn't it

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enough that this poor young woman you got seduced by a president and then

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became the laughing stock of the entire fucking world

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yeah you could be the chick from way out of gun she's way worse oh she could be

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the new Betsy Ross if she's took up crochet who wants experience

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yeah I can't argue with a woman about women's rights I can but I don't want to

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I don't want to cancel myself on my own show but there are there are more how

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about Caitlyn Jenner woman of the year woman of the year no what she did for

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time it wasn't a fucking no match for humanitarian of the year which is a

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member of the show yeah we have one of our rice presence was we call our fans

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and people that have been on the shows which is great because then I can

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consider anyone that's been on the show a fan now that I think about it yeah the

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rice presence for the friars but oh no I can't thank you all right so let's do

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some more shameless plugging this of course we're in the beautiful Lake

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Havasu we had to unfortunately they were supposed to be I feel bad for Mike so oh

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shit yeah if you're an arcade machines are gonna tell you yeah play me let's

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talk a little bit about the glitch bar Katie when did you guys open this thing

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up we open this up two years ago January 11th so we're just over two years on our

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third year now we truly believe 2024 is gonna be our best year ever we've been

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bringing in more arcades more machines more focus on gaming more literally a

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place to be no matter what age you are if you're of course 21 and over that's

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where we're at where the word you are those 20 year olds literally you know

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just hang on tight but yeah it really is a place that it's like a living museum

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the way I word it is a place that people come in and touch nostalgia it's the

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artwork it's the sounds it's the graphics it's the things that people

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don't even know like imagine people like watching an episode of Roseanne and they

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have the old little like pigtail phone in the kitchen they had to like jump

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rope over it to get through a scene those kids growing up now don't

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understand that kind of idea and I'm not even going back to the rotary phone

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which I fucking had so I'm dating myself but that concept is it's it's not like a

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car show where you say don't touch it don't look at it don't put your we want

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you to we love when people tell us oh shoot something broke we got to get that

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fixed Tristan's awesome at that all the time keep me in the loop when I'm not

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here eyes on scene because again it's living art it's functional art it's down

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to the science of the design the mechanics the math the sound the

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graphics and again look at it man when it's flashing in your face it takes you

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back you pair that with some good music some good friends and a couple good

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cocktails you're in for a great time I like that the cocktails are all themed

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which is great this is our first time down and we had a blast today I mean I

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don't know if Andy did as much blast just kicking the shit out of you who

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doesn't I mean I met Andy five minutes ago and I've been kicking this shit out

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of I feel like I feel like first off rude second I feel like we established

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that earlier I gave you your due credit so you don't need to bring it up rude

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it's about letting your friends boost their ego yeah I will say Mortal Kombat

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knowing is gonna beat my ass and telling me what moves to do just so you can

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deflect them and both my ass I think what makes this place stand apart in my

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mind is the attention to detail it almost feels like you've seen that

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commercial on Facebook for that place in Vegas the fake grocery store that's a

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mega mark okay this feels like video game Omega mark it's like you go into

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the bathroom and it's got a full-blown Mario mural on all four walls it feels

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like you're pissing in a Mario level you know if only it'll get bigger yeah yeah

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how'd I get the micro mushroom but yeah no they their individual the individual

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fucking arcade tokens have their have their logo on it with their with their

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like in God we trust but whatever the their version it looks like the Bitcoin

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logo but with the G yeah and you guys put like fake so it's pure which way

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literally peer-to-peer of Arcadia yeah I have a new city Arizona with our

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literally our address it's mocked off the Bitcoin Corey did an amazing job

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again over at tech wrap that just really really captured the idea that you have

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your own currency when we have people even here that they come in town maybe

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they spend a little extra and they're like well what do I do with these can I

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change them in you know we're like no but they're a stable coin I'm like

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Bitcoin it's a stable coin it'll always be for what you bought it expires and

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it's always good for fun and if nothing else we specifically even made them

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gold because if you're walking around the street and you see copper you see

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silver you know you might overlook it you see a gold coin you're gonna like

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double-check that and it reminded me of growing up in arcades and trust me I

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have and I'm that big of a nerd I have a token collection I didn't have that

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growing up I wish I would have kept on growing up where I've been but since

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being here I've literally seen tokens from 1980 from Chuck E Cheese and I've

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kept that in my collection I also have seen from a start bar in st. Louis

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Missouri my hometown where I'm from actually show up in my bar I did the math

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on Google of math distance I guess it's math but anyway and it was 1506 miles

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bar to bar that this token showed up in our bar that warmed my heart so much

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because I'm just like it's something again like you said the nostalgia of

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having that token and that means something so when people like you know

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they like my bill won't work can you exchange my bill for a crisp one I'm

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like hell yeah I can because that's part of the experience if you're not doing it

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that way if you're swiping the card you're beep and you're just getting

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credits on the machine numbers from the same passion I walked in because that's

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what I grew up you go to the mall you throw your five in and you get your 20

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token you go play I like the way I like the way your brain that went away and

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this is the first time I've done that in 20 years I feel like everything is

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nostalgic to you though like I feel like I feel like you're one of those guys you

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step outside you step and gum just like the old days it's like you get your

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piece of shit car doesn't start oh boy I just turned on Adam Sandler it's like

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you one of your nostalgic moments right now forgive me was my fucking dollar

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bill won't go in the machine right can you exchange it you're like I got you

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broke in your mind it's a it's what it's like the arcade music hitting just right

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you're handing over that Chris dollar bill you're winking at him it's like a

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Mentos commercial he's taking it it's one of the most nostalgic fueled moments

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of his life I mean I wish that much I love it man you're full of the stall just

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spirit if there was a like a if we were to ever do a video game Christmas Carol

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adaptation I would make you the ghost of video game present or past future well

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you don't want to be the grim you wouldn't be the grim dark one I cast

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Austin's fucking all those asses there's no death arcades in my mindset I died so

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many times wait what you said what was that very cool Tristan you work here

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your bouncer slash how about jump man instead of bouncer see how gracefully is

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though how do you not see Ludo Ludo says leave but on the other end I honestly

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know and I love that we hiring a bouncer is easy hiring a host is hard Scott our

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first guy I mean absolutely I mean it's God you know Scott had been in the

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industry for years led the way in Vegas I mean he had a lot of great stories been

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with us and again Robert Scott Brock if you hear this you're listening to it

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right now I know thank you hopefully he's actually writing some strip work

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that's gonna get approved by prime or Netflix he does screenplay work so you

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guys might if you need an overweight underachieving lazy self-centered

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fucking person to star in something here I am but honestly you know yeah a host

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having somebody that is not afraid to greet you from the parking lot somebody

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that actually like you know just wants you to be here and makes and then on the

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way out make sure you get home safe carrots happy to see you return back you

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know so Tris you feel the you feel the role well met for oh yeah and then Ida

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one of the coolest things about this place I always love when there are

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themed drinks and you poured some great drinks neither very tasty the what was

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that spicy shot I had when I got here first scorpion stick very good what's

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your favorite drink that you serve here I had a mark Mario Rita

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so do you do you think that ask the is an astrological signs have anything to

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do with how person is do you think it has anything to do with how their

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day-to-day stuff is gonna go do you think the horoscopes sorry I'm just

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gonna kind of get that away so I'm waiting for you to pass the fucking

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go by the whole shit but I do know over the years as I've grown older you can

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start to see people's characteristics and they start to show out and people as

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you get notice them they stand out but you do have to take into consideration

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culture life experiences you know we're all more than just one thing I agree one

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moment yeah it's Aquarius they'll go to a knife co-presentation and almost by

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the fucking briefcase full of knives okay and he'll be he'll do he'll do

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primarica for about a year well yeah I do get a cool song and I share my

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birthday with Bob Marley which is kind of fun Bob Marley Alec Baldwin right

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killer from and and the woman and what's crazy is the armorer the one who's in

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trouble is in Bullhead City from and lives in Bullhead City where we were I

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was no surprise it's really not yeah you guys are have a shoe snobs but you're not

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so religiously mad at Parker today I drove three hours to be here as most

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people know but I was driving through Parker because I was expecting to do our

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comedy show at the heat tonight and then the wind started picking up I'm driving

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through Parker I'm like it's a little windy it's a little dusty and everyone

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starts calling me telling me I don't know if we're doing the show tonight but

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I'm in Parker driving through the wind so it's like keeps cutting out a phone

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phone calls keep hanging hanging up like I'm getting so mad about those why

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why does everybody decide to call me when I'm driving through Parker like all

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the time when it's cutting out in a dead zone like if I'm ever fucking feeling

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lonely all I have to do is drive to Parker and somebody will fucking call

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that stop there's nothing going on in Parker anyways bro the dust bowl never has a funny story about Parker on a gas station

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the dust bowls are you saying the dust bowl from like the Great Depression is

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still going on

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you want to do a sequel on you know the Graves of Rapture go to Parker

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see what's going on there. I'd be more depressing actually. I used to do social work on La Paz County if that helps.

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Anybody been to Cebola Arizona raise your hand.

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Cebola. Get the fuck out of here.

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That guy from Star Wars Episode 1.

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Two down the river. Cook Math.

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Yeah raise dogs dog fighting ring.

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That happens there too.

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Parker South!

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So just speaking of Mojave comedy.

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We did an open mic once out here at Finney's or no no I might have been in Kingman and this guy comes out and his whole open mic bit

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he's a guy that's probably in his 50s he tells a story about him and his buddies going down to Mexico Tijuana and now him and a couple of friends went and watched the donkey show

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and then he explained in full detail every aspect of this donkey show and where he's just like he's talking about how she's just getting covered with it you know like like drinking some of it and like all this stuff right and I'm just going like fuck this is so gross

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and then he finishes he goes alright oh god then I get back to the hotel room and I'm like thank God and he goes and then I find my buddy and I'm like you'll never believe what I just did I went to a donkey show we gotta go back man

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and so he then does he explains again the differences between the second night he went and the first night he went and he went on for a good almost 10 minutes it was a 3 minute open mic and nobody could stop this just this man on it he was having so much fun I think his wife was in the audience and she was just like embarrassed you know like he didn't plan this he's like oh open mic let me go up there and tell him the donkey show story

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don't mind me I'm just pulling up Expedia over here just my trip

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yeah it's the first time I don't feel sorry for your 3 hour drive today though

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oh I'm about to make a 6 hour drive buddy

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so we were supposed to Mojave Comedy was supposed to be doing a heat hotel show tonight it got cancelled due to wind which is bullshit because it's not even fucking windy but Mike here his daughter granddaughter had to do what

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track meet

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had a track meet at 9am so he's like alright I'll come out at 9am I'll take a nap maybe explore the town a little bit and then at 8 I've got a comedy show and then Amy will be there we'll all get to hang out and I know I call him and I go comedy shows cancelled I'll be there about 9, 9.30 and he's like fuck he's just asleep in a park he's like shit what am I gonna do

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now it's 2 o'clock in the morning

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I went around exploring Havasu it's an interesting

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wait till it's summertime you'll be on the lake time even worse

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it's hard to explore

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oh yeah

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they like turn that way

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yeah exactly the streets are all surface streets

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it's all surface streets

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all the streets look the same

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if you really really really want to explore this town you need an uber and it needs to be a Friday or Saturday

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yeah

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well you just need to go to Disneyland a hundred times dude because it's the same creators that did the park in Disneyland

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is it really

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yeah that's true

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yeah so where's Frontierland is that Bullhead

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wait wait wait so guys from Disneyland designed the place

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and then he took it and turned it into BJ's

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I don't see that

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it's more like Epcot Center

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alright now let's talk about the completely compromised podcast

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so Javin Keegan

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we got a listener here

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what's the main focal point of your guys's

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cause it sounds so interesting when you told me that one of your first episodes was you black casted the Lord of the Rings movies

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I'm like I'm listening to that maybe on the way home tonight cause I'm like that sounds great

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and I love you two already cause like you seem like you shouldn't exist in this time period

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and there's just something about you you remind me of one of my best friends so it's just you're getting a pass

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like you can be a piece of shit it doesn't matter you can do nothing wrong you just remind me of one of my best friends so you get a pass

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yeah

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so what do you guys do on your podcast just the two of you

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we generally try to discover the depths of

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the depths of how

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the depths of how

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do you guys talk about Dante and the inner circles of hell and all the different

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what circle are you in what are you in six five

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that was very big but deep

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you guys make 10 minutes of an episode just screaming at the mayor

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having sidewalks in my neighborhood

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oh yeah

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sounds like it deserves it

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you gotta suck off the mayor for a fucking sidewalk

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or take him to a donkey show

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maybe then we'd get somewhere

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you might get more than you bargain for there

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yeah no we just go

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what is Space Jam 3 about

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Space Jam 3

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yeah that's the episode of one of your titles

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I think it was Looney Tunes goes back in time to stop 9-11

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yeah that's what we were on about

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what about the was it fuck you Gordon Ramsey what was that

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oh yeah

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I have such beef with Gordon Ramsey I hate that guy

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what's your beef with Gordon Ramsey

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he's a fucking hack dude

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well

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but have you had his food

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okay cause here's the thing I've been to Hell's Kitchen

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and I've had a beef Wellington

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and I have to fucking tell you

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he can do whatever he wants

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he makes a really good fucking beef Wellington bro

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to be honest though he did not beef you with beef Wellington

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he did it but

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no no no but I

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he just yelled at the guy making it

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he fucking doughnut

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he fucking doughnut

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so I started just real quick we'll get back to you

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this is the tangent filled

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your tangent filled host it says on the intro

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to all of these fucking episodes

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but I watched an episode of

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cause I like

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what's the MasterChef Jr

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I like the kid version I like both versions

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but the kid version they did a holiday

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they did a holiday version

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and he called a kid a doughnut

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and I've never seen he's like

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what are you doing you doughnut

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and they look at him and they're like Gordon you can't say

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he's like well he's a doughnut

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he knows it like cause the kid did something stupid

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I think he like didn't turn his

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was that like a bleep out edit

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no

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he called him a doughnut

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and it was the fat kid too

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he called the fat

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he called the fat kid a doughnut

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I love Gordon Ramsay

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it's a major pain asking for a

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Anthony Bourdain is so much better

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Anthony Bourdain is so much better

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they don't do the same thing

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they don't do the same thing

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but my whole beef with Gordon Ramsay

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is like okay his whole

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career has been like oh fuck

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you have frozen food this is garbage

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blah blah blah blah blah and then recently

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he puts out a fucking frozen TV dinner

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and I'm like you cogsucker

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he is the capitalist there's no doubt

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it's a whole line at Walmart

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and I've had the Guy Fieri one

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I've had the Gordon Ramsay fish and chips

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I've had the Guy Fieri fucking

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Mexican throw up bowl

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or whatever it is

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what the fuck

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what do you think it would be

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now if it was a little beef Wellington

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would you trust a beef Wellington

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that was microwaveable

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absolutely not

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after this podcast probably

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I just like to think

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like you know

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try to get the freshest ingredients

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you can and then he turns around and does this

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I'm like I get that for Guy Fieri

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that makes sense

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he looks like shit

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but have you

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but have you watched

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Gordon Ramsay just going buck

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wild on YouTube

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he just reacts to people making food

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so it's just like he's he just

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goes oh what the fuck are you doing

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oh you fucking donut

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no no no wait wait

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wait no

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holy shit

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that looks amazing like it's just like

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he gets his mind blown by fucking wackos

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on YouTube doing his shit wrong

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and it ends up being right so he's willing

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to admit mistakes

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I feel like they edited it and it's just his reaction

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to porn scenes

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you fucking donut

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that's what he calls vaginas

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right in the donut

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just like tip-tocking their food making

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they're like hot dogs and mac and cheese

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no fucking way

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you can't put a whole brick of cheese

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and ground beef

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you don't

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you can fucking donut

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but he almost

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contradicts himself depending on

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what you're watching like he will be like

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yeah you can't put a whole block of cheese

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and a whole thing of milk

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and blah blah blah but then on another episode he's like

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this is how you make mac and cheese

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it's a whole fucking block of cheese

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it's all of that shit

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I did see one of those

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yeah I can explain the grilled cheese thing

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this guy he's like in the middle

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of like

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Australia he's like we're gonna

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make a fucking Australian

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delicacy he gets his cheese

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from like a cave

457
00:37:08,420 --> 00:37:10,420
three miles away cheese is

458
00:37:10,420 --> 00:37:12,420
no one's ever heard of he puts the shit

459
00:37:12,420 --> 00:37:14,420
on doesn't butter it on the grill

460
00:37:14,420 --> 00:37:16,420
and by the time he's done he burns

461
00:37:16,420 --> 00:37:18,420
it but doesn't melt the

462
00:37:18,420 --> 00:37:20,420
cheese wait at the same time

463
00:37:20,420 --> 00:37:22,420
first off let's circle

464
00:37:22,420 --> 00:37:24,420
back to what is cave cheese

465
00:37:24,420 --> 00:37:26,420
and did the cave

466
00:37:26,420 --> 00:37:28,420
produce the cheese is there someone

467
00:37:28,420 --> 00:37:30,420
in the cave selling cheese that they

468
00:37:30,420 --> 00:37:32,420
made from cave cows

469
00:37:32,420 --> 00:37:34,420
in the cave just like

470
00:37:34,420 --> 00:37:36,420
what do you like to buy

471
00:37:36,420 --> 00:37:38,420
he got one of his

472
00:37:38,420 --> 00:37:40,420
milk at cave room and then they turned it into

473
00:37:40,420 --> 00:37:42,420
like green

474
00:37:42,420 --> 00:37:44,420
I mean not litter I mean it's just two random

475
00:37:44,420 --> 00:37:46,420
I recently

476
00:37:46,420 --> 00:37:48,420
shouldn't incorporate that into your

477
00:37:48,420 --> 00:37:50,420
Lord of the Rings retake

478
00:37:50,420 --> 00:37:52,420
kangaroo cheese wait

479
00:37:52,420 --> 00:37:54,420
first off who's black legolas

480
00:37:54,420 --> 00:37:56,420
that's your crappie

481
00:37:56,420 --> 00:37:58,420
remember who we casted for black legolas

482
00:37:58,420 --> 00:38:00,420
Donald Glover

483
00:38:00,420 --> 00:38:02,420
oh Donald Glover would be a dope

484
00:38:02,420 --> 00:38:04,420
maybe I don't

485
00:38:04,420 --> 00:38:06,420
really see it as elf like but

486
00:38:06,420 --> 00:38:08,420
I don't see it

487
00:38:08,420 --> 00:38:10,420
hold on so real quick I just have to go

488
00:38:10,420 --> 00:38:12,420
back to this because I'm just thinking

489
00:38:12,420 --> 00:38:14,420
you guys are reviewing food over here

490
00:38:14,420 --> 00:38:16,420
you have a lot

491
00:38:16,420 --> 00:38:18,420
of hatred

492
00:38:18,420 --> 00:38:20,420
people who like

493
00:38:20,420 --> 00:38:22,420
that's the opposite of this guy

494
00:38:22,420 --> 00:38:24,420
uh Uncle Roger

495
00:38:24,420 --> 00:38:26,420
have you ever heard of Uncle Roger

496
00:38:26,420 --> 00:38:28,420
he tells everyone

497
00:38:28,420 --> 00:38:30,420
alright I'm gonna let you take this

498
00:38:30,420 --> 00:38:32,420
if you know who Uncle Roger is

499
00:38:32,420 --> 00:38:34,420
I'm just gonna say Uncle Roger is the only other competition

500
00:38:34,420 --> 00:38:36,420
we have on YouTube

501
00:38:36,420 --> 00:38:38,420
for fried rice podcast

502
00:38:38,420 --> 00:38:40,420
so the thing

503
00:38:40,420 --> 00:38:42,420
is he doesn't

504
00:38:42,420 --> 00:38:44,420
really have a podcast called fried rice

505
00:38:44,420 --> 00:38:46,420
podcast but he has I think he named

506
00:38:46,420 --> 00:38:48,420
a video fried rice podcast or something

507
00:38:48,420 --> 00:38:50,420
so anyway it's out there

508
00:38:50,420 --> 00:38:52,420
have you watched him?

509
00:38:52,420 --> 00:38:54,420
I haven't watched his podcast but I've seen his videos

510
00:38:54,420 --> 00:38:56,420
he's very funny

511
00:38:56,420 --> 00:38:58,420
so his thing is

512
00:38:58,420 --> 00:39:00,420
how to make chicken fried rice

513
00:39:00,420 --> 00:39:02,420
and again it's a very

514
00:39:02,420 --> 00:39:04,420
simple household recipe

515
00:39:04,420 --> 00:39:06,420
I travel myself through

516
00:39:06,420 --> 00:39:08,420
Southeast Asia and I know

517
00:39:08,420 --> 00:39:10,420
this is a very common household

518
00:39:10,420 --> 00:39:12,420
dish no matter Japan

519
00:39:12,420 --> 00:39:14,420
Korea, Cambodia, Vietnam

520
00:39:14,420 --> 00:39:16,420
Malaysia

521
00:39:16,420 --> 00:39:18,420
you're preaching to a podcast called

522
00:39:18,420 --> 00:39:20,420
fried rice podcast

523
00:39:20,420 --> 00:39:22,420
you're looking at me

524
00:39:22,420 --> 00:39:24,420
we're a staple in every home across

525
00:39:24,420 --> 00:39:26,420
all over China

526
00:39:26,420 --> 00:39:28,420
but no he literally critiques

527
00:39:28,420 --> 00:39:30,420
people making fried rice

528
00:39:30,420 --> 00:39:32,420
like imagine him going to a

529
00:39:32,420 --> 00:39:34,420
Panda Express

530
00:39:34,420 --> 00:39:36,420
oh that's why I think you guys would

531
00:39:36,420 --> 00:39:38,420
like him a lot but at the same

532
00:39:38,420 --> 00:39:40,420
time like

533
00:39:40,420 --> 00:39:42,420
I like Shoguns fried rice

534
00:39:42,420 --> 00:39:44,420
where they make the butterfly and they throw it at you

535
00:39:44,420 --> 00:39:46,420
whatever

536
00:39:46,420 --> 00:39:48,420
Yup well done, not gonna lie

537
00:39:48,420 --> 00:39:50,420
Teppanyaki

538
00:39:50,420 --> 00:39:52,420
Damon over there at Shogun

539
00:39:52,420 --> 00:39:54,420
Badass job

540
00:39:54,420 --> 00:39:56,420
oh yeah they do the volcano

541
00:39:56,420 --> 00:39:58,420
and they do like a little light show for you

542
00:39:58,420 --> 00:40:00,420
egg in the hatch

543
00:40:00,420 --> 00:40:02,420
anyway

544
00:40:02,420 --> 00:40:04,420
for some reason

545
00:40:04,420 --> 00:40:06,420
you give Keegan

546
00:40:06,420 --> 00:40:08,420
Uncle Ryder

547
00:40:08,420 --> 00:40:10,420
Javin gives me the vibes

548
00:40:10,420 --> 00:40:12,420
that you would not have fun at Teppanyaki

549
00:40:12,420 --> 00:40:14,420
that you would sit there and be like

550
00:40:14,420 --> 00:40:16,420
I get it, the butter flew

551
00:40:18,420 --> 00:40:20,420
you made an egg spin around you said

552
00:40:20,420 --> 00:40:22,420
egg roll haha

553
00:40:24,420 --> 00:40:26,420
just give me my food please

554
00:40:26,420 --> 00:40:28,420
I'm over here

555
00:40:28,420 --> 00:40:30,420
give me 12 more Sake bombs let's go

556
00:40:30,420 --> 00:40:32,420
Sake bomb

557
00:40:32,420 --> 00:40:34,420
there was a place when I was in high school

558
00:40:34,420 --> 00:40:36,420
I was hanging out with this dude

559
00:40:36,420 --> 00:40:38,420
and his friends in college

560
00:40:38,420 --> 00:40:40,420
and we went to this place

561
00:40:40,420 --> 00:40:42,420
that just didn't check ID's

562
00:40:42,420 --> 00:40:44,420
and every Friday we would just go and it was sake bombs

563
00:40:44,420 --> 00:40:46,420
all night long and you would just put them

564
00:40:46,420 --> 00:40:48,420
on the little chopsticks and you hit the table

565
00:40:48,420 --> 00:40:50,420
and it would launch them in, love it

566
00:40:50,420 --> 00:40:52,420
is that how you guys do sake bombs here?

567
00:40:52,420 --> 00:40:54,420
actually what I love

568
00:40:54,420 --> 00:40:56,420
I love doing sake bombs

569
00:40:56,420 --> 00:40:58,420
what I do love about our sake bombs here

570
00:40:58,420 --> 00:41:00,420
is like you go to a Japanese restaurant

571
00:41:00,420 --> 00:41:02,420
obviously it's kind of that flair

572
00:41:02,420 --> 00:41:04,420
and honestly when we first

573
00:41:04,420 --> 00:41:06,420
again being a beer and wine only joint

574
00:41:06,420 --> 00:41:08,420
we had to be very creative

575
00:41:08,420 --> 00:41:10,420
we do a lot of craft beer, we obviously do

576
00:41:10,420 --> 00:41:12,420
all your classics, domestics, etc

577
00:41:12,420 --> 00:41:14,420
but we also had to operate

578
00:41:14,420 --> 00:41:16,420
underneath what we call

579
00:41:16,420 --> 00:41:18,420
kind of what they say the loophole menu

580
00:41:18,420 --> 00:41:20,420
in the industry where we're using

581
00:41:20,420 --> 00:41:22,420
fermented spirits

582
00:41:22,420 --> 00:41:24,420
not necessarily a wine based spirit but

583
00:41:24,420 --> 00:41:26,420
with that came sake

584
00:41:26,420 --> 00:41:28,420
and so sake coming into our lives

585
00:41:28,420 --> 00:41:30,420
we got a lot of play with that

586
00:41:30,420 --> 00:41:32,420
how do we kind of incorporate that?

587
00:41:32,420 --> 00:41:34,420
well honestly my heritage

588
00:41:34,420 --> 00:41:36,420
thinking of video games was

589
00:41:36,420 --> 00:41:38,420
Japan, Japan made

590
00:41:38,420 --> 00:41:40,420
most of these video games that I'm looking at

591
00:41:40,420 --> 00:41:42,420
I mean like everything that I grew up with

592
00:41:42,420 --> 00:41:44,420
SquareSoft, Square Enix

593
00:41:44,420 --> 00:41:46,420
that's my jam

594
00:41:46,420 --> 00:41:48,420
wait by the way we can't talk about Rebirth

595
00:41:48,420 --> 00:41:50,420
not everyone has played it

596
00:41:50,420 --> 00:41:52,420
all the way through and so we just gotta not talk about

597
00:41:52,420 --> 00:41:54,420
Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth

598
00:41:54,420 --> 00:41:56,420
why are you talking about that?

599
00:41:56,420 --> 00:41:58,420
I just was saying I need to preface that

600
00:41:58,420 --> 00:42:00,420
Ida, I swear to god if you ruin

601
00:42:00,420 --> 00:42:02,420
Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth for me

602
00:42:02,420 --> 00:42:04,420
I don't know if I can be your friend on this

603
00:42:04,420 --> 00:42:06,420
I won't kick your butt, I can't

604
00:42:06,420 --> 00:42:08,420
you just keep your mouth shut

605
00:42:08,420 --> 00:42:10,420
about the plot details of Rebirth

606
00:42:10,420 --> 00:42:12,420
we'll go back to Saki Bonds

607
00:42:12,420 --> 00:42:14,420
the other thing that brings in our Saki Bonds

608
00:42:14,420 --> 00:42:16,420
which is really special

609
00:42:16,420 --> 00:42:18,420
Kory

610
00:42:18,420 --> 00:42:20,420
Kory our man here

611
00:42:20,420 --> 00:42:22,420
also brought in our gong

612
00:42:22,420 --> 00:42:24,420
we have an official gong when we do

613
00:42:24,420 --> 00:42:26,420
what?

614
00:42:26,420 --> 00:42:28,420
can you?

615
00:42:28,420 --> 00:42:30,420
yes Mike hit the gong

616
00:42:30,420 --> 00:42:32,420
should we cheer it on?

617
00:42:32,420 --> 00:42:34,420
yeah

618
00:42:34,420 --> 00:42:36,420
gong, gong, gong, gong

619
00:42:36,420 --> 00:42:38,420
gong, gong, gong, gong

620
00:42:38,420 --> 00:42:40,420
gong, gong, gong, gong

621
00:42:40,420 --> 00:42:42,420
gong, gong, gong, gong

622
00:42:42,420 --> 00:42:44,420
gong

623
00:42:44,420 --> 00:42:46,420
gong

624
00:42:46,420 --> 00:42:48,420
that was a real gong

625
00:42:48,420 --> 00:42:50,420
yeah

626
00:42:50,420 --> 00:42:52,420
it's a legit

627
00:42:52,420 --> 00:42:56,420
I'm gonna go work at it

628
00:42:56,420 --> 00:42:58,420
gong

629
00:42:58,420 --> 00:43:00,420
gong

630
00:43:00,420 --> 00:43:02,420
I'm Austin Farrell here

631
00:43:02,420 --> 00:43:04,420
don't worry nobody left you behind

632
00:43:04,420 --> 00:43:06,420
I'm here with Javin and Keegan

633
00:43:06,420 --> 00:43:08,420
as you can hear us hitting the gong

634
00:43:08,420 --> 00:43:10,420
go ahead and shout

635
00:43:10,420 --> 00:43:12,420
go ahead and shout

636
00:43:12,420 --> 00:43:14,420
as many slurs as you want

637
00:43:14,420 --> 00:43:16,420
gong

638
00:43:16,420 --> 00:43:18,420
gong

639
00:43:18,420 --> 00:43:20,420
I don't think Andy's ever heard the gong before

640
00:43:20,420 --> 00:43:22,420
I heard it one time and I'm like

641
00:43:22,420 --> 00:43:24,420
sick

642
00:43:24,420 --> 00:43:26,420
that was dope

643
00:43:26,420 --> 00:43:28,420
that was dope

644
00:43:28,420 --> 00:43:30,420
that was a good investment

645
00:43:30,420 --> 00:43:32,420
going back to the socket downs real quick

646
00:43:32,420 --> 00:43:34,420
and I'm glad Idalyn

647
00:43:34,420 --> 00:43:36,420
brought up the gong

648
00:43:36,420 --> 00:43:38,420
it was really funny we were actually on our way to Phoenix

649
00:43:38,420 --> 00:43:40,420
and we're trying to get our

650
00:43:40,420 --> 00:43:42,420
liquor license all settled out as we're buying the place

651
00:43:42,420 --> 00:43:44,420
and getting into it and Cory's like

652
00:43:44,420 --> 00:43:46,420
what if we had a gong

653
00:43:46,420 --> 00:43:48,420
well Cory's a

654
00:43:48,420 --> 00:43:50,420
god damn genius

655
00:43:50,420 --> 00:43:52,420
that's what I'm picking up from this is

656
00:43:52,420 --> 00:43:54,420
you were lucky to partner up with Cory as I was to partner up with Austin

657
00:43:54,420 --> 00:43:56,420
as you were

658
00:43:56,420 --> 00:43:58,420
to partner up with Keegan

659
00:43:58,420 --> 00:44:00,420
everybody knows somebody

660
00:44:00,420 --> 00:44:02,420
you're all connected guys

661
00:44:02,420 --> 00:44:04,420
you're so worthless but I like you

662
00:44:04,420 --> 00:44:06,420
poor poor Javin

663
00:44:06,420 --> 00:44:08,420
one thing I can say for sure about

664
00:44:08,420 --> 00:44:10,420
I see you bro I see you

665
00:44:10,420 --> 00:44:12,420
I see what you guys are putting out

666
00:44:12,420 --> 00:44:14,420
there's like

667
00:44:14,420 --> 00:44:16,420
one thing I can say

668
00:44:16,420 --> 00:44:18,420
for sure

669
00:44:18,420 --> 00:44:20,420
one thing I can say for sure about completely compromised

670
00:44:20,420 --> 00:44:22,420
podcast is that I love it

671
00:44:22,420 --> 00:44:24,420
when it comes on when I'm door dashing

672
00:44:24,420 --> 00:44:26,420
because that's all I listen to is podcast

673
00:44:26,420 --> 00:44:28,420
it's also something when I get out of the car

674
00:44:28,420 --> 00:44:30,420
I have to turn the

675
00:44:30,420 --> 00:44:32,420
volume down

676
00:44:32,420 --> 00:44:34,420
because I hit pause but if I walk too far

677
00:44:34,420 --> 00:44:36,420
away from my car and then walk back it starts playing

678
00:44:36,420 --> 00:44:38,420
yep

679
00:44:38,420 --> 00:44:40,420
that does it with my audiobooks

680
00:44:40,420 --> 00:44:42,420
and sometimes I listen to Stephen King

681
00:44:42,420 --> 00:44:44,420
all the time I listen to Stephen King but

682
00:44:44,420 --> 00:44:46,420
sometimes

683
00:44:46,420 --> 00:44:48,420
he

684
00:44:48,420 --> 00:44:50,420
there's like a straight up

685
00:44:50,420 --> 00:44:52,420
like in it right

686
00:44:52,420 --> 00:44:54,420
there's a straight up child orgy

687
00:44:54,420 --> 00:44:56,420
towards the end of that book right

688
00:44:56,420 --> 00:44:58,420
we all know about that

689
00:44:58,420 --> 00:45:00,420
I'm sorry

690
00:45:00,420 --> 00:45:02,420
my bad we have to go back

691
00:45:02,420 --> 00:45:04,420
he predicted Stephen Hawking's conundrum

692
00:45:04,420 --> 00:45:06,420
what's that

693
00:45:06,420 --> 00:45:08,420
he predicted Stephen Hawking's conundrum

694
00:45:08,420 --> 00:45:10,420
Stephen Hawking's what

695
00:45:10,420 --> 00:45:12,420
conundrum like on the island

696
00:45:12,420 --> 00:45:14,420
who did

697
00:45:14,420 --> 00:45:16,420
which island ours

698
00:45:16,420 --> 00:45:18,420
you're losing this bit

699
00:45:18,420 --> 00:45:20,420
wait

700
00:45:20,420 --> 00:45:22,420
I forgot that Stephen Hawking

701
00:45:22,420 --> 00:45:24,420
was implicated in Epstein's Island

702
00:45:24,420 --> 00:45:26,420
so cause I don't really follow

703
00:45:26,420 --> 00:45:28,420
but

704
00:45:28,420 --> 00:45:30,420
oh yeah that's what you say

705
00:45:30,420 --> 00:45:32,420
what did you say

706
00:45:32,420 --> 00:45:34,420
hey good by the way

707
00:45:34,420 --> 00:45:36,420
what was that

708
00:45:36,420 --> 00:45:38,420
oh yeah

709
00:45:38,420 --> 00:45:40,420
yeah wait fucking stop it what are we doing

710
00:45:40,420 --> 00:45:42,420
we don't talk about politics

711
00:45:42,420 --> 00:45:44,420
I'm taking back control

712
00:45:44,420 --> 00:45:46,420
I am the captain now

713
00:45:46,420 --> 00:45:48,420
I was about ready to kick you out of my bar

714
00:45:48,420 --> 00:45:50,420
I was about ready to kick you out of my bar

715
00:45:50,420 --> 00:45:52,420
because of who's on the list

716
00:45:52,420 --> 00:45:54,420
because of who's on the list

717
00:45:54,420 --> 00:45:56,420
what kind of fucking podcast is this

718
00:45:56,420 --> 00:45:58,420
no no listen

719
00:45:58,420 --> 00:46:00,420
no politics in my bar everybody out

720
00:46:00,420 --> 00:46:02,420
here's the thing is that

721
00:46:02,420 --> 00:46:04,420
I've lost control

722
00:46:04,420 --> 00:46:06,420
I will say this

723
00:46:06,420 --> 00:46:08,420
the podcast did get compromised by completely compromised

724
00:46:08,420 --> 00:46:10,420
it's fine

725
00:46:10,420 --> 00:46:12,420
but to answer

726
00:46:12,420 --> 00:46:14,420
but to answer the question

727
00:46:14,420 --> 00:46:16,420
I asked

728
00:46:16,420 --> 00:46:18,420
I asked chat GPT something about

729
00:46:18,420 --> 00:46:20,420
Jeffrey Epstein because someone asked

730
00:46:20,420 --> 00:46:22,420
me at work to ask chat GPT about something

731
00:46:22,420 --> 00:46:24,420
and it was like

732
00:46:24,420 --> 00:46:26,420
and it immediately was just like

733
00:46:26,420 --> 00:46:28,420
nah we're not gonna

734
00:46:28,420 --> 00:46:30,420
chat GPT was like nah

735
00:46:30,420 --> 00:46:32,420
let's do something else

736
00:46:32,420 --> 00:46:34,420
that's like the modern day hacking

737
00:46:34,420 --> 00:46:36,420
it's like I don't want to

738
00:46:36,420 --> 00:46:38,420
Google it but if I ask

739
00:46:38,420 --> 00:46:40,420
somebody on a forum to Google it for me

740
00:46:40,420 --> 00:46:42,420
and report it I won't get in trouble

741
00:46:42,420 --> 00:46:44,420
no I literally asked

742
00:46:44,420 --> 00:46:46,420
did Jeffrey Epstein

743
00:46:46,420 --> 00:46:48,420
get murdered

744
00:46:48,420 --> 00:46:50,420
and it was just like

745
00:46:50,420 --> 00:46:52,420
it was just immediately

746
00:46:52,420 --> 00:46:54,420
it was like

747
00:46:54,420 --> 00:46:56,420
shut the fuck up

748
00:46:56,420 --> 00:46:58,420
and she lost it

749
00:46:58,420 --> 00:47:00,420
she lost it

750
00:47:00,420 --> 00:47:02,420
chat GPT is not Google

751
00:47:02,420 --> 00:47:04,420
I don't know

752
00:47:04,420 --> 00:47:06,420
Google just unveiled

753
00:47:06,420 --> 00:47:08,420
a new AI

754
00:47:08,420 --> 00:47:10,420
and it's super woke

755
00:47:10,420 --> 00:47:12,420
it's super woke

756
00:47:12,420 --> 00:47:14,420
when you say generate me a picture of George Washington

757
00:47:14,420 --> 00:47:16,420
it generates a picture of George Washington

758
00:47:16,420 --> 00:47:18,420
anything but white

759
00:47:18,420 --> 00:47:20,420
yeah

760
00:47:20,420 --> 00:47:22,420
no slave teeth, no horse teeth

761
00:47:22,420 --> 00:47:24,420
none of that

762
00:47:24,420 --> 00:47:26,420
give me wood teeth

763
00:47:26,420 --> 00:47:28,420
or slave teeth

764
00:47:28,420 --> 00:47:30,420
that might be a new thing

765
00:47:30,420 --> 00:47:32,420
wait what do you mean a new thing

766
00:47:32,420 --> 00:47:34,420
new information

767
00:47:34,420 --> 00:47:36,420
new information

768
00:47:36,420 --> 00:47:38,420
new information

769
00:47:38,420 --> 00:47:40,420
maybe because I wasn't taught about

770
00:47:40,420 --> 00:47:42,420
slave teeth when I was a kid

771
00:47:42,420 --> 00:47:44,420
it was all wood teeth you know that kind of bullshit

772
00:47:44,420 --> 00:47:46,420
but now

773
00:47:46,420 --> 00:47:48,420
where did you grow up

774
00:47:48,420 --> 00:47:50,420
you said you weren't taught to grow

775
00:47:50,420 --> 00:47:52,420
I was

776
00:47:52,420 --> 00:47:54,420
that's one of the

777
00:47:54,420 --> 00:47:56,420
he chopped down a cherry tree

778
00:47:56,420 --> 00:47:58,420
told people about it

779
00:47:58,420 --> 00:48:00,420
he crossed a river very handsomely

780
00:48:00,420 --> 00:48:02,420
on a boat

781
00:48:02,420 --> 00:48:04,420
handsomely

782
00:48:04,420 --> 00:48:06,420
like Dean Neumann on the windski

783
00:48:06,420 --> 00:48:08,420
great picture

784
00:48:08,420 --> 00:48:10,420
great photograph

785
00:48:10,420 --> 00:48:12,420
great photograph

786
00:48:12,420 --> 00:48:14,420
they were super yes

787
00:48:14,420 --> 00:48:16,420
is George Washington

788
00:48:16,420 --> 00:48:18,420
wait hold on we're getting more into politics

789
00:48:18,420 --> 00:48:20,420
and history

790
00:48:20,420 --> 00:48:22,420
the movie we watched

791
00:48:22,420 --> 00:48:24,420
I'm taking back control let's get into this

792
00:48:24,420 --> 00:48:26,420
the movie that we watched we're finally going to talk about the movie

793
00:48:26,420 --> 00:48:28,420
can I go pee really quick

794
00:48:28,420 --> 00:48:30,420
I can prolong this a little longer

795
00:48:30,420 --> 00:48:32,420
how old are you

796
00:48:32,420 --> 00:48:34,420
you know what

797
00:48:34,420 --> 00:48:36,420
I identify as a princess

798
00:48:36,420 --> 00:48:38,420
princess is getting old

799
00:48:38,420 --> 00:48:40,420
cross your legs

800
00:48:40,420 --> 00:48:42,420
is it the same design

801
00:48:42,420 --> 00:48:44,420
in the princess design

802
00:48:44,420 --> 00:48:46,420
there's only one way to find out princess

803
00:48:46,420 --> 00:48:48,420
there's only one thrown in one rim bro

804
00:48:48,420 --> 00:48:50,420
oh

805
00:48:50,420 --> 00:48:52,420
it would be identical

806
00:48:52,420 --> 00:48:54,420
I want to go in there though

807
00:48:54,420 --> 00:48:56,420
is there more peach stuff on the wall

808
00:48:56,420 --> 00:48:58,420
princess peach

809
00:48:58,420 --> 00:49:00,420
princess peach

810
00:49:00,420 --> 00:49:02,420
you can put a part back

811
00:49:02,420 --> 00:49:04,420
do you guys ever do cosplay stuff here

812
00:49:04,420 --> 00:49:06,420
like cosplay nights

813
00:49:06,420 --> 00:49:08,420
we do

814
00:49:08,420 --> 00:49:10,420
we do theme nights

815
00:49:10,420 --> 00:49:12,420
yes

816
00:49:12,420 --> 00:49:14,420
we do cosplay for sure

817
00:49:14,420 --> 00:49:16,420
Corey have you ever been to a comic con

818
00:49:16,420 --> 00:49:18,420
yeah we're actually

819
00:49:18,420 --> 00:49:20,420
be quiet

820
00:49:20,420 --> 00:49:22,420
I love you but

821
00:49:22,420 --> 00:49:24,420
in two weeks

822
00:49:24,420 --> 00:49:26,420
fried rice podcast is doing another live

823
00:49:26,420 --> 00:49:28,420
show at the kingman comic con

824
00:49:28,420 --> 00:49:30,420
if you're not dressed up

825
00:49:30,420 --> 00:49:32,420
I'm going to be highly disappointed

826
00:49:32,420 --> 00:49:34,420
last time I did

827
00:49:34,420 --> 00:49:36,420
last time I did a red stripe down my face

828
00:49:36,420 --> 00:49:38,420
kind of scared me a little bit too

829
00:49:38,420 --> 00:49:40,420
like Chris Hemsworth S. Thor

830
00:49:40,420 --> 00:49:42,420
and everyone kept calling

831
00:49:42,420 --> 00:49:44,420
me Kratos the whole way

832
00:49:44,420 --> 00:49:46,420
old man Kratos

833
00:49:46,420 --> 00:49:48,420
well they didn't know them right

834
00:49:48,420 --> 00:49:50,420
they didn't know them I kept telling them

835
00:49:50,420 --> 00:49:52,420
and showing them pictures and they still were like

836
00:49:52,420 --> 00:49:54,420
I'm not going to lie I've lived in

837
00:49:54,420 --> 00:49:56,420
Lake Havasu City for 10 years

838
00:49:56,420 --> 00:49:58,420
10 years

839
00:49:58,420 --> 00:50:00,420
living in Lake Havasu City

840
00:50:00,420 --> 00:50:02,420
and I never heard that Kingman

841
00:50:02,420 --> 00:50:04,420
had a comic con it was just the first one

842
00:50:04,420 --> 00:50:06,420
just in December

843
00:50:06,420 --> 00:50:08,420
so I miss it yeah but the next one

844
00:50:08,420 --> 00:50:10,420
the next one is in two weeks

845
00:50:10,420 --> 00:50:12,420
16 they're really like

846
00:50:12,420 --> 00:50:14,420
going hard

847
00:50:14,420 --> 00:50:16,420
they're going to make me do another one

848
00:50:16,420 --> 00:50:18,420
I'm going to be there we're doing the podcast

849
00:50:18,420 --> 00:50:20,420
so just meet us

850
00:50:20,420 --> 00:50:22,420
I love to see you there

851
00:50:22,420 --> 00:50:24,420
Kev I wasn't going to mention this to you guys

852
00:50:24,420 --> 00:50:26,420
but I thought that would be cool if you guys showed up

853
00:50:26,420 --> 00:50:28,420
to Kingman Comic Con as like

854
00:50:28,420 --> 00:50:30,420
a vendor and like roll out

855
00:50:30,420 --> 00:50:32,420
one pinball machine or something

856
00:50:32,420 --> 00:50:34,420
bring your Avengers

857
00:50:34,420 --> 00:50:36,420
show them the glitch coins

858
00:50:36,420 --> 00:50:38,420
give out some glitch coins

859
00:50:38,420 --> 00:50:40,420
instead of the red light licking

860
00:50:40,420 --> 00:50:42,420
I don't know what the game abilities were but

861
00:50:42,420 --> 00:50:44,420
Kingman is a wholesome community

862
00:50:44,420 --> 00:50:46,420
this is all the nerds from around the

863
00:50:46,420 --> 00:50:48,420
Tri-State area coming

864
00:50:48,420 --> 00:50:50,420
I didn't lose any from Kingman last time I went

865
00:50:50,420 --> 00:50:52,420
my mother lives in Kingman

866
00:50:52,420 --> 00:50:54,420
hey let's not talk shit about Kingman we're going to be on there

867
00:50:54,420 --> 00:50:56,420
in Comic Con today

868
00:50:56,420 --> 00:50:58,420
I'm trying to defend it

869
00:50:58,420 --> 00:51:00,420
it's ok this episode will be released

870
00:51:00,420 --> 00:51:02,420
after we left

871
00:51:02,420 --> 00:51:04,420
we're literally

872
00:51:04,420 --> 00:51:06,420
talking about how we want to go see Superman

873
00:51:06,420 --> 00:51:08,420
with one tooth what that would look like

874
00:51:08,420 --> 00:51:10,420
so the movie

875
00:51:10,420 --> 00:51:12,420
that we all

876
00:51:12,420 --> 00:51:14,420
were forced

877
00:51:14,420 --> 00:51:16,420
to watch thanks to fucking

878
00:51:16,420 --> 00:51:18,420
Austin

879
00:51:18,420 --> 00:51:20,420
slipstream to steel

880
00:51:20,420 --> 00:51:22,420
steel stream baby

881
00:51:22,420 --> 00:51:24,420
terrifying tune

882
00:51:24,420 --> 00:51:26,420
oh my god

883
00:51:26,420 --> 00:51:28,420
was steel 1997

884
00:51:28,420 --> 00:51:30,420
starring

885
00:51:30,420 --> 00:51:32,420
Shaquille O'Neal

886
00:51:32,420 --> 00:51:34,420
and oh

887
00:51:34,420 --> 00:51:36,420
it's not steel 2016

888
00:51:36,420 --> 00:51:38,420
which we watched about 25 minutes of before

889
00:51:38,420 --> 00:51:40,420
realizing it was a gay porn

890
00:51:40,420 --> 00:51:42,420
basically

891
00:51:42,420 --> 00:51:44,420
I mean we thought the first gay porn scene in the

892
00:51:44,420 --> 00:51:46,420
very beginning was just tone

893
00:51:46,420 --> 00:51:48,420
like setting a general fucking

894
00:51:48,420 --> 00:51:50,420
setting

895
00:51:50,420 --> 00:51:52,420
typical military action

896
00:51:52,420 --> 00:51:54,420
I literally watched a rockumentary on Steely Dan

897
00:51:54,420 --> 00:51:56,420
for about 30 minutes

898
00:51:56,420 --> 00:51:58,420
Annabeth Gish

899
00:51:58,420 --> 00:52:00,420
we're all familiar with her

900
00:52:00,420 --> 00:52:02,420
she plays Susan Sparks Sparky

901
00:52:02,420 --> 00:52:04,420
the best handshake

902
00:52:04,420 --> 00:52:06,420
in all of cinema

903
00:52:06,420 --> 00:52:08,420
those two

904
00:52:08,420 --> 00:52:10,420
we had Judd Nelson

905
00:52:10,420 --> 00:52:12,420
from

906
00:52:12,420 --> 00:52:14,420
the Breakfast Club

907
00:52:14,420 --> 00:52:16,420
can we see that music

908
00:52:16,420 --> 00:52:18,420
hey hey hey

909
00:52:18,420 --> 00:52:20,420
don't you

910
00:52:20,420 --> 00:52:22,420
forget about me

911
00:52:22,420 --> 00:52:24,420
don't

912
00:52:24,420 --> 00:52:26,420
don't don't don't

913
00:52:26,420 --> 00:52:28,420
don't you

914
00:52:28,420 --> 00:52:30,420
that character that's Judd Nelson

915
00:52:30,420 --> 00:52:32,420
if he never did Breakfast Club

916
00:52:32,420 --> 00:52:34,420
if he just didn't show up and skipped it

917
00:52:34,420 --> 00:52:36,420
that's what happened

918
00:52:36,420 --> 00:52:38,420
he got shipped away to

919
00:52:38,420 --> 00:52:40,420
military school

920
00:52:40,420 --> 00:52:42,420
what's the best part

921
00:52:42,420 --> 00:52:44,420
of Breakfast Club

922
00:52:44,420 --> 00:52:46,420
and why is it the part where she needs

923
00:52:46,420 --> 00:52:48,420
snow for her picture so she just shakes

924
00:52:48,420 --> 00:52:50,420
out her fucking dandruff

925
00:52:50,420 --> 00:52:52,420
and just calls it a fucking day

926
00:52:52,420 --> 00:52:54,420
the best part is when Molly

927
00:52:54,420 --> 00:52:56,420
doing anything is special

928
00:52:56,420 --> 00:52:58,420
but when she makes the sandwich with the

929
00:52:58,420 --> 00:53:00,420
chips in it

930
00:53:00,420 --> 00:53:02,420
that's just

931
00:53:02,420 --> 00:53:04,420
real nostalgia

932
00:53:04,420 --> 00:53:06,420
that probably gets your nostalgia boner going

933
00:53:06,420 --> 00:53:08,420
how do you know any

934
00:53:08,420 --> 00:53:10,420
because it's sandwich and chips

935
00:53:10,420 --> 00:53:12,420
that's like

936
00:53:12,420 --> 00:53:14,420
that's all I see going on in your brain

937
00:53:14,420 --> 00:53:16,420
your brain is just a sandwich

938
00:53:16,420 --> 00:53:18,420
just in a comfy 90s

939
00:53:18,420 --> 00:53:20,420
television

940
00:53:20,420 --> 00:53:22,420
it wasn't even the punchline

941
00:53:22,420 --> 00:53:24,420
I hate it

942
00:53:24,420 --> 00:53:26,420
you're right

943
00:53:26,420 --> 00:53:28,420
man we should have reviewed

944
00:53:28,420 --> 00:53:30,420
Breakfast Club Austin

945
00:53:30,420 --> 00:53:32,420
we are we're doing it right now

946
00:53:32,420 --> 00:53:34,420
anybody who watches

947
00:53:34,420 --> 00:53:36,420
off the show is going to get a

948
00:53:36,420 --> 00:53:38,420
sandwich apology it's a Breakfast Club apology

949
00:53:38,420 --> 00:53:40,420
plus you have to make that sandwich and eat it

950
00:53:40,420 --> 00:53:42,420
can I make

951
00:53:42,420 --> 00:53:44,420
real quick

952
00:53:44,420 --> 00:53:46,420
I didn't know that we were going to do a cast

953
00:53:46,420 --> 00:53:48,420
intro to this but I did actually

954
00:53:48,420 --> 00:53:50,420
make in my notes that

955
00:53:50,420 --> 00:53:52,420
obviously Judd Nelson

956
00:53:52,420 --> 00:53:54,420
playing Lieutenant Nathaniel Burke

957
00:53:54,420 --> 00:53:56,420
being Breakfast Club

958
00:53:56,420 --> 00:53:58,420
the intro scene did you not know

959
00:53:58,420 --> 00:54:00,420
he could not keep his eyes off the redhead

960
00:54:00,420 --> 00:54:02,420
who does like

961
00:54:02,420 --> 00:54:04,420
never appear in the movie again

962
00:54:04,420 --> 00:54:06,420
I was like dude he has a thing for redheads

963
00:54:06,420 --> 00:54:08,420
I will say

964
00:54:08,420 --> 00:54:10,420
answer the question

965
00:54:10,420 --> 00:54:12,420
that is the most

966
00:54:12,420 --> 00:54:14,420
subtle reference to anything

967
00:54:14,420 --> 00:54:16,420
in this movie that is the

968
00:54:16,420 --> 00:54:18,420
light touch I wish they would have put

969
00:54:18,420 --> 00:54:20,420
on all their other

970
00:54:20,420 --> 00:54:22,420
very blatant

971
00:54:22,420 --> 00:54:24,420
fucking things that they

972
00:54:24,420 --> 00:54:26,420
the references that they make if all

973
00:54:26,420 --> 00:54:28,420
of it was like oh did you notice Judd

974
00:54:28,420 --> 00:54:30,420
Nelson was checking out the redhead that

975
00:54:30,420 --> 00:54:32,420
could be in relation to Breakfast Club

976
00:54:32,420 --> 00:54:34,420
or if it was like oh shaft

977
00:54:34,420 --> 00:54:36,420
the guy that played shaft is really

978
00:54:36,420 --> 00:54:38,420
admiring the shaft on fucking

979
00:54:38,420 --> 00:54:40,420
hammer

980
00:54:40,420 --> 00:54:42,420
how

981
00:54:42,420 --> 00:54:44,420
what a subtle light touch

982
00:54:44,420 --> 00:54:46,420
that could have been

983
00:54:46,420 --> 00:54:48,420
can I just point out the very beginning of the movie

984
00:54:48,420 --> 00:54:50,420
after that really long

985
00:54:50,420 --> 00:54:52,420
foundry intro

986
00:54:52,420 --> 00:54:54,420
I'm so sick at

987
00:54:54,420 --> 00:54:56,420
looking at machines do things

988
00:54:56,420 --> 00:54:58,420
and then it cuts to a forest

989
00:54:58,420 --> 00:55:00,420
and you just see trees coming down like

990
00:55:00,420 --> 00:55:02,420
something is coming and in the beginning I thought it

991
00:55:02,420 --> 00:55:04,420
was Shaq but it turned out to be a tank

992
00:55:04,420 --> 00:55:06,420
I wrote and then the first

993
00:55:06,420 --> 00:55:08,420
line is my ass is on

994
00:55:08,420 --> 00:55:10,420
fire

995
00:55:10,420 --> 00:55:12,420
that's how you know you have a good movie

996
00:55:12,420 --> 00:55:14,420
hold on real quick

997
00:55:14,420 --> 00:55:16,420
let's not lie okay so you see this movie

998
00:55:16,420 --> 00:55:18,420
coming in it's right after Batman

999
00:55:18,420 --> 00:55:20,420
obviously really topped the charts

1000
00:55:20,420 --> 00:55:22,420
with actually returns

1001
00:55:22,420 --> 00:55:24,420
Tim Burton, God

1002
00:55:24,420 --> 00:55:26,420
coming in with those two sequels

1003
00:55:26,420 --> 00:55:28,420
two movies back to back

1004
00:55:28,420 --> 00:55:30,420
and then you have this coming

1005
00:55:30,420 --> 00:55:32,420
in and the music hits so damn

1006
00:55:32,420 --> 00:55:34,420
hard and you already know you've seen

1007
00:55:34,420 --> 00:55:36,420
the trailer hold on

1008
00:55:36,420 --> 00:55:38,420
but do you not think that they were like

1009
00:55:38,420 --> 00:55:40,420
it's Danny Elfman and they're like

1010
00:55:40,420 --> 00:55:42,420
can we just add a little shaft to that

1011
00:55:42,420 --> 00:55:44,420
because it gets so

1012
00:55:44,420 --> 00:55:46,420
funk it's like

1013
00:55:46,420 --> 00:55:48,420
it's like

1014
00:55:48,420 --> 00:55:50,420
it sounded

1015
00:55:50,420 --> 00:55:52,420
it got real sexual

1016
00:55:52,420 --> 00:55:54,420
I was hoping

1017
00:55:54,420 --> 00:55:56,420
this would open with how steel is

1018
00:55:56,420 --> 00:55:58,420
made

1019
00:55:58,420 --> 00:56:00,420
and then followed up

1020
00:56:00,420 --> 00:56:02,420
oh great set to a fucking

1021
00:56:02,420 --> 00:56:04,420
70s porn soundtrack is what I wrote

1022
00:56:04,420 --> 00:56:06,420
literally Danny Elfman

1023
00:56:06,420 --> 00:56:08,420
but Shaq

1024
00:56:08,420 --> 00:56:10,420
I was like great, steel

1025
00:56:10,420 --> 00:56:12,420
let's see the literal creation

1026
00:56:12,420 --> 00:56:14,420
steel set to

1027
00:56:14,420 --> 00:56:16,420
fucking porn soundtrack and see

1028
00:56:16,420 --> 00:56:18,420
what happens

1029
00:56:18,420 --> 00:56:20,420
when we got to the factory I was like what are these models

1030
00:56:20,420 --> 00:56:22,420
doing at a factory

1031
00:56:22,420 --> 00:56:24,420
checking out Shaq

1032
00:56:24,420 --> 00:56:26,420
what's up babes

1033
00:56:26,420 --> 00:56:28,420
that was not Oshas standard equipment of where

1034
00:56:28,420 --> 00:56:30,420
by the way

1035
00:56:30,420 --> 00:56:32,420
we're not allowed

1036
00:56:32,420 --> 00:56:34,420
to do that

1037
00:56:34,420 --> 00:56:36,420
and then it cuts to

1038
00:56:36,420 --> 00:56:38,420
the guys who run the

1039
00:56:38,420 --> 00:56:40,420
arcade no foreshadowing

1040
00:56:40,420 --> 00:56:42,420
here

1041
00:56:42,420 --> 00:56:44,420
there's arcade

1042
00:56:44,420 --> 00:56:46,420
machines R&B

1043
00:56:46,420 --> 00:56:48,420
and RPGs

1044
00:56:48,420 --> 00:56:50,420
within

1045
00:56:50,420 --> 00:56:52,420
one minute of each other all those things

1046
00:56:52,420 --> 00:56:54,420
there's R&B playing

1047
00:56:54,420 --> 00:56:56,420
they're rolling in arcade machines along

1048
00:56:56,420 --> 00:56:58,420
with RPGs hidden inside

1049
00:56:58,420 --> 00:57:00,420
the arcade I don't even think we got through the cast

1050
00:57:00,420 --> 00:57:02,420
we got through two people in the cast

1051
00:57:02,420 --> 00:57:04,420
and then we're already talking about

1052
00:57:04,420 --> 00:57:06,420
how about Mr. Jared

1053
00:57:06,420 --> 00:57:08,420
yeah so Richard

1054
00:57:08,420 --> 00:57:10,420
Roundtree who plays Shaft

1055
00:57:10,420 --> 00:57:12,420
he is Shaft and is

1056
00:57:12,420 --> 00:57:14,420
Shaft also in the Shaft reboot

1057
00:57:14,420 --> 00:57:16,420
he's just older Shaft and

1058
00:57:16,420 --> 00:57:18,420
also makes a mention of the Shaft

1059
00:57:18,420 --> 00:57:20,420
of the fucking hammer

1060
00:57:20,420 --> 00:57:22,420
god damn man you caught that

1061
00:57:22,420 --> 00:57:24,420
well no I don't think anyone

1062
00:57:24,420 --> 00:57:26,420
alive at the time when this movie came out

1063
00:57:26,420 --> 00:57:28,420
could have missed

1064
00:57:28,420 --> 00:57:30,420
that's the most

1065
00:57:30,420 --> 00:57:32,420
even as a kid I think I knew who Shaft

1066
00:57:32,420 --> 00:57:34,420
was and I knew that that guy was Shaft

1067
00:57:34,420 --> 00:57:36,420
and then we had Ray J

1068
00:57:36,420 --> 00:57:38,420
Ray J

1069
00:57:38,420 --> 00:57:40,420
the guy that fucked Kim Kardashian

1070
00:57:40,420 --> 00:57:42,420
in that porn tape and made her

1071
00:57:42,420 --> 00:57:44,420
famous before she got

1072
00:57:44,420 --> 00:57:46,420
with Kanye played that little

1073
00:57:46,420 --> 00:57:48,420
kid who I apparently

1074
00:57:48,420 --> 00:57:50,420
was his brother

1075
00:57:50,420 --> 00:57:52,420
I thought

1076
00:57:52,420 --> 00:57:54,420
four fucking shirk little cousin

1077
00:57:54,420 --> 00:57:56,420
or something because the age difference

1078
00:57:56,420 --> 00:57:58,420
between Shaft and that fucking

1079
00:57:58,420 --> 00:58:00,420
kid

1080
00:58:00,420 --> 00:58:02,420
that kid gave Kim Kardashian the Shaft

1081
00:58:02,420 --> 00:58:04,420
yes it's all connected

1082
00:58:04,420 --> 00:58:06,420
you haven't seen the video

1083
00:58:06,420 --> 00:58:08,420
wow

1084
00:58:08,420 --> 00:58:10,420
and then Ima P Hall

1085
00:58:10,420 --> 00:58:12,420
which sounds like a fake name

1086
00:58:12,420 --> 00:58:14,420
you would give a bar when you called

1087
00:58:14,420 --> 00:58:16,420
him to see like is Ima P Hall

1088
00:58:16,420 --> 00:58:18,420
there

1089
00:58:18,420 --> 00:58:20,420
she played the grandma who couldn't make a souffle

1090
00:58:20,420 --> 00:58:22,420
well Ray J's got an album

1091
00:58:22,420 --> 00:58:24,420
called Radiation so he's the true artist

1092
00:58:24,420 --> 00:58:26,420
real quick going back to cast

1093
00:58:26,420 --> 00:58:28,420
I have a question who

1094
00:58:28,420 --> 00:58:30,420
was the shitty version of Dr. Drey

1095
00:58:30,420 --> 00:58:32,420
also in

1096
00:58:32,420 --> 00:58:34,420
Thunderdome from Mad Max

1097
00:58:34,420 --> 00:58:36,420
are we talking about the one eyed fucking gangster

1098
00:58:36,420 --> 00:58:38,420
the pirate dude

1099
00:58:38,420 --> 00:58:40,420
that was Hill Harper

1100
00:58:40,420 --> 00:58:42,420
this motherfucker

1101
00:58:42,420 --> 00:58:44,420
this has to be him

1102
00:58:44,420 --> 00:58:46,420
what is he from we don't play the IMDB

1103
00:58:46,420 --> 00:58:48,420
game anymore but

1104
00:58:48,420 --> 00:58:50,420
he's from CSI New York

1105
00:58:50,420 --> 00:58:52,420
he did just name drop him though

1106
00:58:52,420 --> 00:58:54,420
he's from 1982

1107
00:58:54,420 --> 00:58:56,420
oh the skulls fuck yeah

1108
00:58:56,420 --> 00:58:58,420
remember that movie I didn't notice

1109
00:58:58,420 --> 00:59:00,420
right away I mean we're gonna get into

1110
00:59:00,420 --> 00:59:02,420
the movie it's like Paul Walker and Joshua Jackson

1111
00:59:02,420 --> 00:59:04,420
skulls there's some serious vibes

1112
00:59:04,420 --> 00:59:06,420
and I was like man you really miss

1113
00:59:06,420 --> 00:59:08,420
NWA don't you

1114
00:59:08,420 --> 00:59:10,420
have we talked about the director yet

1115
00:59:10,420 --> 00:59:12,420
are the director and writer? no

1116
00:59:12,420 --> 00:59:14,420
yeah fuck

1117
00:59:14,420 --> 00:59:16,420
every time

1118
00:59:16,420 --> 00:59:18,420
every time we bring up IMDB

1119
00:59:18,420 --> 00:59:20,420
Mr. Kenneth Johnson

1120
00:59:20,420 --> 00:59:22,420
oh he was in this

1121
00:59:22,420 --> 00:59:24,420
he made like the incredible hole

1122
00:59:24,420 --> 00:59:26,420
yeah no no so Kenneth Johnson

1123
00:59:26,420 --> 00:59:28,420
he did the Bionic

1124
00:59:28,420 --> 00:59:30,420
Woman TV show which is more

1125
00:59:30,420 --> 00:59:32,420
known for than fucking

1126
00:59:32,420 --> 00:59:34,420
Steel I think not

1127
00:59:34,420 --> 00:59:36,420
The Curse of Dracula

1128
00:59:36,420 --> 00:59:38,420
1979

1129
00:59:38,420 --> 00:59:40,420
TV show Alien Nation

1130
00:59:40,420 --> 00:59:42,420
he did the V

1131
00:59:42,420 --> 00:59:44,420
reboot which

1132
00:59:44,420 --> 00:59:46,420
V for Bandera?

1133
00:59:46,420 --> 00:59:48,420
no V the oh and he did the original V

1134
00:59:48,420 --> 00:59:50,420
V's not bad

1135
00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:52,420
it was a TV mini series about

1136
00:59:52,420 --> 00:59:54,420
aliens kind of they live

1137
00:59:54,420 --> 00:59:56,420
mixed with

1138
00:59:56,420 --> 00:59:58,420
it's pretty good

1139
00:59:58,420 --> 01:00:00,420
it's not bad V is pretty good

1140
01:00:00,420 --> 01:00:02,420
nostalgia you like V?

1141
01:00:02,420 --> 01:00:04,420
alright man I can't wait until you wrap

1142
01:00:04,420 --> 01:00:06,420
this up because I got a little piece on

1143
01:00:06,420 --> 01:00:08,420
I did my research on this director

1144
01:00:08,420 --> 01:00:10,420
and then I said Short Circuit 2

1145
01:00:10,420 --> 01:00:12,420
did he do the Short Circuits?

1146
01:00:12,420 --> 01:00:14,420
Short Circuit 2

1147
01:00:14,420 --> 01:00:16,420
guess what Mighty Duckie did?

1148
01:00:16,420 --> 01:00:18,420
the third one

1149
01:00:18,420 --> 01:00:20,420
so apparently

1150
01:00:20,420 --> 01:00:22,420
this guy is not good

1151
01:00:22,420 --> 01:00:24,420
they were like hey jump

1152
01:00:24,420 --> 01:00:26,420
that shark for me and he

1153
01:00:26,420 --> 01:00:28,420
was like I'll direct that

1154
01:00:28,420 --> 01:00:30,420
he literally like lost up

1155
01:00:30,420 --> 01:00:32,420
everyone shut your

1156
01:00:32,420 --> 01:00:34,420
mouth because he did Xenon Girl

1157
01:00:34,420 --> 01:00:36,420
of the 21st century

1158
01:00:36,420 --> 01:00:38,420
and that was my 1999 jam

1159
01:00:38,420 --> 01:00:40,420
I would have been

1160
01:00:40,420 --> 01:00:42,420
12 at the time which is probably

1161
01:00:42,420 --> 01:00:44,420
the exact age Xenon and all of her

1162
01:00:44,420 --> 01:00:46,420
girl problems when she was going through

1163
01:00:46,420 --> 01:00:48,420
I wanted to be part of that boy band

1164
01:00:48,420 --> 01:00:50,420
that she was obsessed with and I wanted to go to the moon

1165
01:00:50,420 --> 01:00:52,420
at the space station that they

1166
01:00:52,420 --> 01:00:54,420
were on and I wanted to be her intergalactic

1167
01:00:54,420 --> 01:00:56,420
you know be my intergalactic

1168
01:00:56,420 --> 01:00:58,420
girl like that was zoom zoom zoom

1169
01:00:58,420 --> 01:01:00,420
you make my heart go boom boom

1170
01:01:00,420 --> 01:01:02,420
supernova girl

1171
01:01:02,420 --> 01:01:04,420
I'm over here watching

1172
01:01:04,420 --> 01:01:06,420
Heavy Metal

1173
01:01:06,420 --> 01:01:08,420
oh he did Short Circuit 2 you're absolutely right

1174
01:01:08,420 --> 01:01:10,420
he did the incredible Hulk

1175
01:01:10,420 --> 01:01:12,420
he did some of that

1176
01:01:12,420 --> 01:01:14,420
he had a lot of Lou Ferrigno time

1177
01:01:14,420 --> 01:01:16,420
wait Jennifer Connelly? Jennifer Connelly?

1178
01:01:16,420 --> 01:01:18,420
no no Lou Ferrigno

1179
01:01:18,420 --> 01:01:20,420
oh no no Jennifer Connelly

1180
01:01:20,420 --> 01:01:22,420
then he did Steal, Xenon

1181
01:01:22,420 --> 01:01:24,420
and Don't Look Under the Bed

1182
01:01:24,420 --> 01:01:26,420
I think he got better as he went on as a

1183
01:01:26,420 --> 01:01:28,420
director and then

1184
01:01:28,420 --> 01:01:30,420
Mighty Ducks 3 dude

1185
01:01:30,420 --> 01:01:32,420
they increased how much cocaine he had in the right of Mighty Ducks

1186
01:01:32,420 --> 01:01:34,420
I love how you just instantly skip over Mighty Ducks 3

1187
01:01:34,420 --> 01:01:36,420
you're like think about the cocaine

1188
01:01:36,420 --> 01:01:38,420
now is Mighty Ducks 3 the one where they go against the Russians?

1189
01:01:38,420 --> 01:01:40,420
I think that's the one where they go like fucking like street skating right?

1190
01:01:40,420 --> 01:01:42,420
don't they like go hit the hood?

1191
01:01:42,420 --> 01:01:44,420
they all open with an element of street skating with rollerblades

1192
01:01:44,420 --> 01:01:46,420
they're either going through a mall

1193
01:01:46,420 --> 01:01:48,420
or they're getting up to some shenanigans

1194
01:01:48,420 --> 01:01:50,420
have you watched the original?

1195
01:01:50,420 --> 01:01:52,420
tell me if there's a part of it

1196
01:01:52,420 --> 01:01:54,420
I've watched it

1197
01:01:54,420 --> 01:01:56,420
I've watched it

1198
01:01:56,420 --> 01:01:58,420
I've watched it

1199
01:01:58,420 --> 01:02:00,420
I've watched it

1200
01:02:00,420 --> 01:02:02,420
tell me if there's a pair of rollerblades in the first movie

1201
01:02:02,420 --> 01:02:04,420
yeah

1202
01:02:04,420 --> 01:02:06,420
doesn't he meet the bash brothers

1203
01:02:06,420 --> 01:02:08,420
while they're playing outside

1204
01:02:08,420 --> 01:02:10,420
with rollerblades in the alley?

1205
01:02:10,420 --> 01:02:12,420
Jamie?

1206
01:02:12,420 --> 01:02:14,420
Goddamn

1207
01:02:14,420 --> 01:02:16,420
don't they meet Keenan Thompson?

1208
01:02:16,420 --> 01:02:18,420
don't they meet Keenan Thompson playing street hockey?

1209
01:02:18,420 --> 01:02:20,420
no no that's definitely the second on the rooftop

1210
01:02:20,420 --> 01:02:22,420
okay okay

1211
01:02:22,420 --> 01:02:24,420
I'm just gonna go through my notes really quick

1212
01:02:24,420 --> 01:02:26,420
it's really short

1213
01:02:26,420 --> 01:02:28,420
just so I can get through

1214
01:02:28,420 --> 01:02:30,420
we're taking our time with this

1215
01:02:30,420 --> 01:02:32,420
it's a process

1216
01:02:32,420 --> 01:02:34,420
I will say this he said the first

1217
01:02:34,420 --> 01:02:36,420
the first line of the movie was

1218
01:02:36,420 --> 01:02:38,420
my ass is on fire

1219
01:02:38,420 --> 01:02:40,420
and the response to that I actually wrote down which was

1220
01:02:40,420 --> 01:02:42,420
I can smell nuts roasting

1221
01:02:42,420 --> 01:02:44,420
so we know we're in for a

1222
01:02:44,420 --> 01:02:46,420
is this movie made for children

1223
01:02:46,420 --> 01:02:48,420
or is this movie made for adults

1224
01:02:48,420 --> 01:02:50,420
there's a few things throughout here

1225
01:02:50,420 --> 01:02:52,420
like the introduction of nazis halfway through

1226
01:02:52,420 --> 01:02:54,420
I was like oh

1227
01:02:54,420 --> 01:02:56,420
yeah

1228
01:02:56,420 --> 01:02:58,420
yeah the skinheads out of nowhere

1229
01:02:58,420 --> 01:03:00,420
that was interesting

1230
01:03:00,420 --> 01:03:02,420
I was like holy shit no way

1231
01:03:02,420 --> 01:03:04,420
they want to get those RPGs

1232
01:03:04,420 --> 01:03:06,420
within the RPGs

1233
01:03:06,420 --> 01:03:08,420
thank god they didn't go to the arcade

1234
01:03:08,420 --> 01:03:10,420
they have the lamest

1235
01:03:10,420 --> 01:03:12,420
handshake of all time

1236
01:03:12,420 --> 01:03:14,420
the E.T.

1237
01:03:14,420 --> 01:03:18,420
it borderlines demolition man

1238
01:03:18,420 --> 01:03:20,420
what's the demolition man one

1239
01:03:20,420 --> 01:03:22,420
B-Wa

1240
01:03:22,420 --> 01:03:24,420
you really don't know movies do you

1241
01:03:24,420 --> 01:03:26,420
okay

1242
01:03:26,420 --> 01:03:28,420
you run a podcast

1243
01:03:28,420 --> 01:03:30,420
for movies

1244
01:03:30,420 --> 01:03:32,420
nice to see you

1245
01:03:32,420 --> 01:03:34,420
and everybody that's Ida

1246
01:03:34,420 --> 01:03:36,420
Lynn

1247
01:03:36,420 --> 01:03:38,420
love you Ida

1248
01:03:38,420 --> 01:03:40,420
see me

1249
01:03:40,420 --> 01:03:42,420
see you again my guy

1250
01:03:42,420 --> 01:03:44,420
so I do know movies

1251
01:03:44,420 --> 01:03:46,420
I don't remember the handshake

1252
01:03:46,420 --> 01:03:48,420
I remember the seashells

1253
01:03:48,420 --> 01:03:50,420
that's what everyone

1254
01:03:50,420 --> 01:03:52,420
yes they had the handshake which was

1255
01:03:52,420 --> 01:03:54,420
you put it up

1256
01:03:54,420 --> 01:03:56,420
and you did that

1257
01:03:56,420 --> 01:03:58,420
there we go

1258
01:03:58,420 --> 01:04:00,420
did you feel the energy though

1259
01:04:00,420 --> 01:04:02,420
I don't believe any of that holistic bullshit

1260
01:04:02,420 --> 01:04:04,420
I wanted to wait till we were

1261
01:04:04,420 --> 01:04:06,420
I wanted to wait till we were low

1262
01:04:06,420 --> 01:04:08,420
demolition man

1263
01:04:08,420 --> 01:04:10,420
where Taco Bell rules the world

1264
01:04:10,420 --> 01:04:12,420
after the franchise wars

1265
01:04:12,420 --> 01:04:14,420
sorry

1266
01:04:14,420 --> 01:04:16,420
continue

1267
01:04:16,420 --> 01:04:18,420
I got notes

1268
01:04:18,420 --> 01:04:20,420
we're not done yet

1269
01:04:20,420 --> 01:04:22,420
I just put the

1270
01:04:22,420 --> 01:04:24,420
oh

1271
01:04:24,420 --> 01:04:26,420
okay

1272
01:04:26,420 --> 01:04:28,420
this is what I didn't understand throughout the whole

1273
01:04:28,420 --> 01:04:30,420
motivation of this movie

1274
01:04:30,420 --> 01:04:32,420
you have breakfast club

1275
01:04:32,420 --> 01:04:34,420
Judd Nelson

1276
01:04:34,420 --> 01:04:36,420
he takes the senator lady

1277
01:04:36,420 --> 01:04:38,420
and he leans her down underneath the tank

1278
01:04:38,420 --> 01:04:40,420
and he's like guess what

1279
01:04:40,420 --> 01:04:42,420
we made this shit way better than we're letting on

1280
01:04:42,420 --> 01:04:44,420
if you put it to the max it's like

1281
01:04:44,420 --> 01:04:46,420
super powerful and she's like

1282
01:04:46,420 --> 01:04:48,420
that's fucking awesome

1283
01:04:48,420 --> 01:04:50,420
and then put it to the max and then so he

1284
01:04:50,420 --> 01:04:52,420
secretly does it right

1285
01:04:52,420 --> 01:04:54,420
instead of just openly just telling

1286
01:04:54,420 --> 01:04:56,420
any of the generals there hey by the way

1287
01:04:56,420 --> 01:04:58,420
this thing goes even higher we haven't

1288
01:04:58,420 --> 01:05:00,420
tested it yet maybe we should focus on that

1289
01:05:00,420 --> 01:05:02,420
this shit's amazing it's super powerful

1290
01:05:02,420 --> 01:05:04,420
he doesn't have to hide shit but he did

1291
01:05:04,420 --> 01:05:06,420
and then he was sneaky and that's the whole fucking

1292
01:05:06,420 --> 01:05:08,420
the whole channel since movie

1293
01:05:08,420 --> 01:05:10,420
could have been avoided had he just been a little bit more

1294
01:05:10,420 --> 01:05:12,420
patient like it just never tested it

1295
01:05:12,420 --> 01:05:14,420
I mean it pretty much blew a guy's eyeball out

1296
01:05:14,420 --> 01:05:16,420
I mean is that right

1297
01:05:16,420 --> 01:05:18,420
when he was when he didn't have government resources

1298
01:05:18,420 --> 01:05:20,420
he was a way the government

1299
01:05:20,420 --> 01:05:22,420
was better having him on their side

1300
01:05:22,420 --> 01:05:24,420
there's something you don't hear

1301
01:05:24,420 --> 01:05:26,420
very often

1302
01:05:26,420 --> 01:05:28,420
so it's basically Elon

1303
01:05:28,420 --> 01:05:30,420
Musk he's better if he's

1304
01:05:30,420 --> 01:05:32,420
on the government side it's better if

1305
01:05:32,420 --> 01:05:34,420
the government has control over him

1306
01:05:34,420 --> 01:05:36,420
instead of him then go working for

1307
01:05:36,420 --> 01:05:38,420
some arcade arcade owners

1308
01:05:38,420 --> 01:05:40,420
especially the talent man

1309
01:05:40,420 --> 01:05:42,420
they were shitty arcade owners

1310
01:05:42,420 --> 01:05:44,420
and I'll speak from experience

1311
01:05:44,420 --> 01:05:46,420
yeah

1312
01:05:46,420 --> 01:05:48,420
oh

1313
01:05:48,420 --> 01:05:50,420
when it's like

1314
01:05:50,420 --> 01:05:52,420
when he left the army

1315
01:05:52,420 --> 01:05:54,420
and he's going

1316
01:05:54,420 --> 01:05:56,420
leaving to go

1317
01:05:56,420 --> 01:05:58,420
and he's in his civvies and he's going to go live somewhere

1318
01:05:58,420 --> 01:06:00,420
I'm like sweet

1319
01:06:00,420 --> 01:06:02,420
somewhere DC is he gonna go to Gotham

1320
01:06:02,420 --> 01:06:04,420
is he gonna go to star city

1321
01:06:04,420 --> 01:06:06,420
and then it's just I'm surprised

1322
01:06:06,420 --> 01:06:08,420
they didn't do the California

1323
01:06:08,420 --> 01:06:10,420
but it's like he gets the fucking LA

1324
01:06:10,420 --> 01:06:12,420
and I'm like fuck

1325
01:06:12,420 --> 01:06:14,420
there's too many super heroes in LA

1326
01:06:14,420 --> 01:06:16,420
no there's the west coast avengers

1327
01:06:16,420 --> 01:06:18,420
but that's Marvel

1328
01:06:18,420 --> 01:06:20,420
Hancock's it's own

1329
01:06:20,420 --> 01:06:22,420
thing

1330
01:06:22,420 --> 01:06:24,420
in DC I don't know who's

1331
01:06:24,420 --> 01:06:26,420
rocking the west coast I don't know who's in

1332
01:06:26,420 --> 01:06:28,420
LA or and I also don't

1333
01:06:28,420 --> 01:06:30,420
know what the LA DC city is

1334
01:06:30,420 --> 01:06:32,420
like metropolis is

1335
01:06:32,420 --> 01:06:34,420
well yeah

1336
01:06:34,420 --> 01:06:36,420
well New York and Chicago is

1337
01:06:36,420 --> 01:06:38,420
Gotham and if they were way closer

1338
01:06:38,420 --> 01:06:40,420
to each other if they were just across the river

1339
01:06:40,420 --> 01:06:42,420
from each other and according to the Lego

1340
01:06:42,420 --> 01:06:44,420
game if they were just right next to each other

1341
01:06:44,420 --> 01:06:46,420
which I'm okay with

1342
01:06:46,420 --> 01:06:48,420
Gotham is Detroit and then

1343
01:06:48,420 --> 01:06:50,420
metropolis is Vancouver

1344
01:06:50,420 --> 01:06:52,420
different country

1345
01:06:52,420 --> 01:06:54,420
okay not like that

1346
01:06:54,420 --> 01:06:56,420
that does explain a lot

1347
01:06:56,420 --> 01:06:58,420
of the Dr. Dory references though

1348
01:06:58,420 --> 01:07:00,420
to the California song that you heard

1349
01:07:00,420 --> 01:07:02,420
yeah they made so many

1350
01:07:02,420 --> 01:07:04,420
fucking California references

1351
01:07:04,420 --> 01:07:06,420
it was a very much thunderdome situation on some of those

1352
01:07:06,420 --> 01:07:08,420
scenes so why is

1353
01:07:08,420 --> 01:07:10,420
so much leather for gangsters

1354
01:07:10,420 --> 01:07:12,420
oh god that purple gangster

1355
01:07:12,420 --> 01:07:14,420
gang and eye patches and shit

1356
01:07:14,420 --> 01:07:16,420
wallet check I'll tell you exactly what happened

1357
01:07:16,420 --> 01:07:18,420
that main guy

1358
01:07:18,420 --> 01:07:20,420
with the eye patch lost his

1359
01:07:20,420 --> 01:07:22,420
eye somehow probably a disease

1360
01:07:22,420 --> 01:07:24,420
something he's not proud of like

1361
01:07:24,420 --> 01:07:26,420
pink eye they had he didn't he didn't

1362
01:07:26,420 --> 01:07:28,420
he was too gangster to go to the hospital

1363
01:07:28,420 --> 01:07:30,420
so they had to scoop his eye out or something

1364
01:07:30,420 --> 01:07:32,420
just real fucking weird and he's embarrassed

1365
01:07:32,420 --> 01:07:34,420
about it so he's like fuck it you join

1366
01:07:34,420 --> 01:07:36,420
my gang bondage leather

1367
01:07:36,420 --> 01:07:38,420
we just go the whole pirate theme

1368
01:07:38,420 --> 01:07:40,420
yeah

1369
01:07:44,420 --> 01:07:46,420
oh shit

1370
01:07:46,420 --> 01:07:48,420
the pirate guy that shagged like

1371
01:07:48,420 --> 01:07:50,420
intersets

1372
01:07:50,420 --> 01:07:52,420
that's the one where they scoop out their left eye

1373
01:07:52,420 --> 01:07:54,420
the one dude

1374
01:07:54,420 --> 01:07:56,420
his lazy eye is

1375
01:07:56,420 --> 01:07:58,420
the left eye or the right eye

1376
01:07:58,420 --> 01:08:00,420
so he's like can I scoop

1377
01:08:00,420 --> 01:08:02,420
out the right eye instead they're like

1378
01:08:02,420 --> 01:08:04,420
no

1379
01:08:04,420 --> 01:08:06,420
oh that was fucked up

1380
01:08:06,420 --> 01:08:08,420
the pirate henchman he goes into

1381
01:08:08,420 --> 01:08:10,420
where'd you get these guns

1382
01:08:10,420 --> 01:08:12,420
everything shag says in

1383
01:08:12,420 --> 01:08:14,420
this movie is like where did you get these

1384
01:08:14,420 --> 01:08:16,420
guns I want these guns and then

1385
01:08:16,420 --> 01:08:18,420
he's like holding BDSM

1386
01:08:18,420 --> 01:08:20,420
Morpheus like by the neck

1387
01:08:20,420 --> 01:08:22,420
where did you get these guns

1388
01:08:22,420 --> 01:08:24,420
and then he

1389
01:08:24,420 --> 01:08:26,420
in real life he would have been killed

1390
01:08:26,420 --> 01:08:28,420
right there

1391
01:08:28,420 --> 01:08:30,420
we got them from the arcade

1392
01:08:30,420 --> 01:08:32,420
I don't know who Kodiak Bear is

1393
01:08:32,420 --> 01:08:34,420
Kodiak Bear

1394
01:08:34,420 --> 01:08:36,420
a big black bear

1395
01:08:36,420 --> 01:08:38,420
it done better

1396
01:08:38,420 --> 01:08:40,420
the whole scene where

1397
01:08:40,420 --> 01:08:42,420
they do their first

1398
01:08:42,420 --> 01:08:44,420
bank robbery with Shaxx weapons

1399
01:08:44,420 --> 01:08:46,420
crazy with Shaxx weapons

1400
01:08:46,420 --> 01:08:48,420
to say that

1401
01:08:48,420 --> 01:08:50,420
the first thing you see is that

1402
01:08:50,420 --> 01:08:52,420
bad ass fucking Humvee

1403
01:08:52,420 --> 01:08:54,420
that holds up that's a bad ass Humvee

1404
01:08:54,420 --> 01:08:56,420
it comes around the corner

1405
01:08:56,420 --> 01:08:58,420
and it's coming at the screen but then

1406
01:08:58,420 --> 01:09:00,420
in the background you just see a guy in a wheelchair

1407
01:09:00,420 --> 01:09:02,420
wheel and bod

1408
01:09:02,420 --> 01:09:04,420
did it look like

1409
01:09:04,420 --> 01:09:06,420
I noticed that too

1410
01:09:06,420 --> 01:09:08,420
that's a preamble to the

1411
01:09:08,420 --> 01:09:10,420
disability vibe of this whole movie

1412
01:09:10,420 --> 01:09:12,420
that's not live

1413
01:09:12,420 --> 01:09:14,420
that's not live

1414
01:09:14,420 --> 01:09:16,420
I thought that was a weird thing

1415
01:09:16,420 --> 01:09:18,420
oh my god

1416
01:09:18,420 --> 01:09:20,420
they just nearly missed that girl in the wheelchair

1417
01:09:20,420 --> 01:09:22,420
oh my gosh

1418
01:09:22,420 --> 01:09:24,420
I noticed that too I didn't write it down

1419
01:09:24,420 --> 01:09:26,420
because I thought

1420
01:09:26,420 --> 01:09:28,420
why would I bring that up

1421
01:09:28,420 --> 01:09:30,420
I noticed that the fucking wheelchair guy

1422
01:09:30,420 --> 01:09:32,420
but you're absolutely right the way it's shot

1423
01:09:32,420 --> 01:09:34,420
they just they couldn't do another take

1424
01:09:34,420 --> 01:09:36,420
they couldn't do a take where it didn't look like

1425
01:09:36,420 --> 01:09:38,420
when the van came around and whipped a homeless guy

1426
01:09:38,420 --> 01:09:40,420
in a wheelchair out

1427
01:09:40,420 --> 01:09:42,420
behind it it looked like that guy was like

1428
01:09:42,420 --> 01:09:44,420
skidding behind the car

1429
01:09:44,420 --> 01:09:46,420
and when he made the corner just let go

1430
01:09:46,420 --> 01:09:48,420
and he just zoomed on us

1431
01:09:48,420 --> 01:09:50,420
you know how many takes it took to get that shot

1432
01:09:50,420 --> 01:09:52,420
sure yeah one

1433
01:09:52,420 --> 01:09:54,420
that's what we were going for

1434
01:09:54,420 --> 01:09:56,420
when Shaxx starts coming home

1435
01:09:56,420 --> 01:09:58,420
and his brother in the street there's a guy wearing

1436
01:09:58,420 --> 01:10:00,420
the exact same clothes as Shaxx behind him

1437
01:10:00,420 --> 01:10:02,420
and I was like they literally just like were like hey

1438
01:10:02,420 --> 01:10:04,420
get your stunt double and have him walk across the street

1439
01:10:04,420 --> 01:10:06,420
to make it look good

1440
01:10:06,420 --> 01:10:08,420
it looked like a shitty version of San Andreas

1441
01:10:08,420 --> 01:10:10,420
if you look the clothing

1442
01:10:10,420 --> 01:10:12,420
yeah that's exactly what it is

1443
01:10:12,420 --> 01:10:14,420
we had purple gang we had

1444
01:10:14,420 --> 01:10:16,420
just bright

1445
01:10:16,420 --> 01:10:18,420
just neutral color

1446
01:10:18,420 --> 01:10:20,420
that Shaxx no logos

1447
01:10:20,420 --> 01:10:22,420
nothing just ripped

1448
01:10:22,420 --> 01:10:24,420
oh god the free throws

1449
01:10:24,420 --> 01:10:26,420
the fucking free throws

1450
01:10:26,420 --> 01:10:28,420
was it not yellow and purple

1451
01:10:28,420 --> 01:10:30,420
Laker colors from the gangs

1452
01:10:30,420 --> 01:10:32,420
I don't think it was you did have the man of steel tattoo

1453
01:10:32,420 --> 01:10:34,420
there was purple I don't know if there was a yellow one

1454
01:10:34,420 --> 01:10:36,420
because Nazis went with the typical Nazi

1455
01:10:36,420 --> 01:10:38,420
regime

1456
01:10:38,420 --> 01:10:40,420
which one?

1457
01:10:40,420 --> 01:10:42,420
I forget the name of the movie but Tyga was in it

1458
01:10:42,420 --> 01:10:44,420
they all dressed in yellow

1459
01:10:44,420 --> 01:10:46,420
I forget what that's called too

1460
01:10:46,420 --> 01:10:48,420
they only have like one scene of Tyga

1461
01:10:48,420 --> 01:10:50,420
is that drum line?

1462
01:10:50,420 --> 01:10:52,420
I put

1463
01:10:52,420 --> 01:10:54,420
at one point Shaxx says

1464
01:10:54,420 --> 01:10:56,420
oh they're going to

1465
01:10:56,420 --> 01:10:58,420
hang and I'm like is that okay?

1466
01:10:58,420 --> 01:11:00,420
for heaven's sake

1467
01:11:00,420 --> 01:11:02,420
is that okay?

1468
01:11:02,420 --> 01:11:04,420
even if it's a black dude saying about other

1469
01:11:04,420 --> 01:11:06,420
black dudes are you allowed to make hanging

1470
01:11:06,420 --> 01:11:08,420
jokes about black dudes?

1471
01:11:08,420 --> 01:11:10,420
I was disturbed

1472
01:11:10,420 --> 01:11:12,420
one of the ones that I had one and again like being from

1473
01:11:12,420 --> 01:11:14,420
social work background everything is like alright

1474
01:11:14,420 --> 01:11:16,420
right out of the gate they're like where do we

1475
01:11:16,420 --> 01:11:18,420
find her? Obviously talking about Sparky

1476
01:11:18,420 --> 01:11:20,420
like they relocated her

1477
01:11:20,420 --> 01:11:22,420
to St. Louis I'm like shut up that's where

1478
01:11:22,420 --> 01:11:24,420
I'm born and raised by the way so then they

1479
01:11:24,420 --> 01:11:26,420
show a shot of the arch then they show

1480
01:11:26,420 --> 01:11:28,420
a shot of the

1481
01:11:28,420 --> 01:11:30,420
shittiest

1482
01:11:30,420 --> 01:11:32,420
it's like here's St. Louis

1483
01:11:32,420 --> 01:11:34,420
hallelujah

1484
01:11:34,420 --> 01:11:36,420
hallelujah I love Jesus

1485
01:11:36,420 --> 01:11:38,420
it's kind of like that

1486
01:11:38,420 --> 01:11:40,420
the whole soundtrack is gospel music

1487
01:11:40,420 --> 01:11:42,420
mixed with porn music

1488
01:11:42,420 --> 01:11:44,420
other than the intro with Danny Elfman and Shaft

1489
01:11:44,420 --> 01:11:46,420
it's porn music

1490
01:11:46,420 --> 01:11:48,420
meets fucking gospel music

1491
01:11:48,420 --> 01:11:50,420
from a choir I even wrote my next note is

1492
01:11:50,420 --> 01:11:52,420
love the gospel music

1493
01:11:52,420 --> 01:11:54,420
they show up at this nursing

1494
01:11:54,420 --> 01:11:56,420
home and there's this

1495
01:11:56,420 --> 01:11:58,420
it's a VA

1496
01:11:58,420 --> 01:12:00,420
yeah

1497
01:12:00,420 --> 01:12:02,420
have you been to St. Louis and seen the VA

1498
01:12:02,420 --> 01:12:04,420
wait we're talking about

1499
01:12:04,420 --> 01:12:06,420
the one armed guy playing ping pong

1500
01:12:06,420 --> 01:12:08,420
and she was sitting there looking at the

1501
01:12:08,420 --> 01:12:10,420
window? That was a VA hospital

1502
01:12:10,420 --> 01:12:12,420
cause he's a VA

1503
01:12:12,420 --> 01:12:14,420
I was like what is this place?

1504
01:12:14,420 --> 01:12:16,420
well they cut his arm off cause he was too good

1505
01:12:16,420 --> 01:12:18,420
Shaft just came in here

1506
01:12:18,420 --> 01:12:20,420
and told Sparks I need you for something

1507
01:12:20,420 --> 01:12:22,420
and she's like no and he picks her up

1508
01:12:22,420 --> 01:12:24,420
and just carries her out

1509
01:12:24,420 --> 01:12:26,420
he smashes window

1510
01:12:26,420 --> 01:12:28,420
everyone cheers him on

1511
01:12:28,420 --> 01:12:30,420
he smashes a window, kidnaps a woman

1512
01:12:30,420 --> 01:12:32,420
she's screaming no

1513
01:12:32,420 --> 01:12:34,420
no put me down

1514
01:12:34,420 --> 01:12:36,420
he's a big black guy

1515
01:12:36,420 --> 01:12:38,420
it's the 90's and you're telling me

1516
01:12:38,420 --> 01:12:40,420
a capped white woman in front of you

1517
01:12:40,420 --> 01:12:42,420
a seven foot

1518
01:12:42,420 --> 01:12:44,420
black guy

1519
01:12:44,420 --> 01:12:46,420
and you're saying that's a tripled white woman

1520
01:12:46,420 --> 01:12:48,420
he's a famous basketball player

1521
01:12:48,420 --> 01:12:50,420
a perfect example of Shaq privilege

1522
01:12:50,420 --> 01:12:52,420
is that you can do that shit if you're Shaq

1523
01:12:52,420 --> 01:12:54,420
like just being

1524
01:12:54,420 --> 01:12:56,420
Shaq chasing the guy in the beginning

1525
01:12:56,420 --> 01:12:58,420
is just like being chased

1526
01:12:58,420 --> 01:13:00,420
by Shaq must be absolutely terrifying by the way

1527
01:13:00,420 --> 01:13:02,420
this guy has a laser gun and he

1528
01:13:02,420 --> 01:13:04,420
decides to run away from Shaq

1529
01:13:04,420 --> 01:13:06,420
he doesn't shoot him till the end

1530
01:13:06,420 --> 01:13:08,420
there's something about running

1531
01:13:08,420 --> 01:13:10,420
from Shaq that the closer he gets

1532
01:13:10,420 --> 01:13:12,420
I bet the size of him doesn't

1533
01:13:12,420 --> 01:13:14,420
really register until he's right up on you

1534
01:13:14,420 --> 01:13:16,420
and he looks like a giant

1535
01:13:16,420 --> 01:13:18,420
you know what I mean?

1536
01:13:18,420 --> 01:13:20,420
you see the video of the knife where it shows Shaq's eyes

1537
01:13:20,420 --> 01:13:22,420
and it has bullet holes

1538
01:13:22,420 --> 01:13:24,420
and they built a whole knife and saw Shaq

1539
01:13:24,420 --> 01:13:26,420
I don't know like 13 inch blade on it

1540
01:13:26,420 --> 01:13:28,420
that fits his hand with the handle

1541
01:13:28,420 --> 01:13:30,420
I saw MTV Cribs where it showed

1542
01:13:30,420 --> 01:13:32,420
his regular car that they had to

1543
01:13:32,420 --> 01:13:34,420
fucking move his seat

1544
01:13:34,420 --> 01:13:36,420
the whole person length back just so he could sit in it

1545
01:13:36,420 --> 01:13:38,420
they cut a car in half and add it

1546
01:13:38,420 --> 01:13:40,420
yeah, it's nuts

1547
01:13:40,420 --> 01:13:42,420
I think the original voice of the arcade guys

1548
01:13:42,420 --> 01:13:44,420
that one guy just like as a

1549
01:13:44,420 --> 01:13:46,420
the long haired blonde guy

1550
01:13:46,420 --> 01:13:48,420
was his name Dan by the way

1551
01:13:48,420 --> 01:13:50,420
cause I was trying to figure out what the name

1552
01:13:50,420 --> 01:13:52,420
of the arcade was all about, Dan-tastic

1553
01:13:52,420 --> 01:13:54,420
oh is that what it was? Dan-tastic?

1554
01:13:54,420 --> 01:13:56,420
the name of the arcade was Dan-tastic

1555
01:13:56,420 --> 01:13:58,420
the whole arcade cover story was a little weird

1556
01:13:58,420 --> 01:14:00,420
hear me out on this

1557
01:14:00,420 --> 01:14:02,420
we all watched Ninja Turtles

1558
01:14:02,420 --> 01:14:04,420
yeah

1559
01:14:04,420 --> 01:14:06,420
and that was one of the coolest scenes in my childhood

1560
01:14:06,420 --> 01:14:08,420
was watching the foot clan

1561
01:14:08,420 --> 01:14:10,420
have a fucking half pipe

1562
01:14:10,420 --> 01:14:12,420
playing narc on the arcade

1563
01:14:12,420 --> 01:14:14,420
asking them does he want

1564
01:14:14,420 --> 01:14:16,420
a carton of Marlboro

1565
01:14:16,420 --> 01:14:18,420
or does he want a menthol or regular

1566
01:14:18,420 --> 01:14:20,420
and I'm like Jesus dude

1567
01:14:20,420 --> 01:14:22,420
this is like, I mean again

1568
01:14:22,420 --> 01:14:24,420
this is basically like child labor in America

1569
01:14:24,420 --> 01:14:26,420
China is way different

1570
01:14:26,420 --> 01:14:28,420
you just have half pipes and arcades

1571
01:14:28,420 --> 01:14:30,420
and right away when I saw the

1572
01:14:30,420 --> 01:14:32,420
arcade I was like okay this is very

1573
01:14:32,420 --> 01:14:34,420
very more New York than like

1574
01:14:34,420 --> 01:14:36,420
I was expecting

1575
01:14:36,420 --> 01:14:38,420
well I'm sorry

1576
01:14:38,420 --> 01:14:40,420
LA versus New York

1577
01:14:40,420 --> 01:14:42,420
New York was more of the turtles sorry

1578
01:14:42,420 --> 01:14:44,420
New York was turtles, sewers

1579
01:14:44,420 --> 01:14:46,420
gritty on the streets

1580
01:14:46,420 --> 01:14:48,420
exactly like what I was thinking

1581
01:14:48,420 --> 01:14:50,420
from Ninja Turtles 1

1582
01:14:50,420 --> 01:14:52,420
this one was like straight up like

1583
01:14:52,420 --> 01:14:54,420
Silicon Valley

1584
01:14:54,420 --> 01:14:56,420
this long haired blonde guy was taking

1585
01:14:56,420 --> 01:14:58,420
potential at risk gang youth

1586
01:14:58,420 --> 01:15:00,420
and giving them employment

1587
01:15:00,420 --> 01:15:02,420
at his arcade

1588
01:15:02,420 --> 01:15:04,420
which they all seemed to really enjoy

1589
01:15:04,420 --> 01:15:06,420
because at one point

1590
01:15:06,420 --> 01:15:08,420
Shaq's brother was like

1591
01:15:08,420 --> 01:15:10,420
hey remember that prototype game

1592
01:15:10,420 --> 01:15:12,420
I got over there? He's like yeah that's really neat

1593
01:15:12,420 --> 01:15:14,420
I think it's really cool that it runs on processors

1594
01:15:14,420 --> 01:15:16,420
why don't you go check it out

1595
01:15:16,420 --> 01:15:18,420
hell yeah

1596
01:15:18,420 --> 01:15:20,420
yeah, hell yeah

1597
01:15:20,420 --> 01:15:22,420
I know that he was doing it to be

1598
01:15:22,420 --> 01:15:24,420
evil to get

1599
01:15:24,420 --> 01:15:26,420
Shaq's brother under his control

1600
01:15:26,420 --> 01:15:28,420
but at the same time the other kids seem

1601
01:15:28,420 --> 01:15:30,420
to be doing fine

1602
01:15:30,420 --> 01:15:32,420
maybe he shouldn't have been smuggling weapons

1603
01:15:32,420 --> 01:15:34,420
the weapons were in the computer

1604
01:15:34,420 --> 01:15:36,420
now is that the most practical

1605
01:15:36,420 --> 01:15:38,420
in 1997

1606
01:15:38,420 --> 01:15:40,420
is it a practical way to ship weapons

1607
01:15:40,420 --> 01:15:42,420
via arcade machines? Are you moving

1608
01:15:42,420 --> 01:15:44,420
enough product that

1609
01:15:44,420 --> 01:15:46,420
you'd be able to push

1610
01:15:46,420 --> 01:15:48,420
thousands of guns across the country

1611
01:15:48,420 --> 01:15:50,420
hold on

1612
01:15:50,420 --> 01:15:52,420
I'm going to jump in here

1613
01:15:52,420 --> 01:15:54,420
hell yeah

1614
01:15:56,420 --> 01:15:58,420
hell yeah

1615
01:15:58,420 --> 01:16:00,420
hell yeah

1616
01:16:00,420 --> 01:16:02,420
hell yeah

1617
01:16:02,420 --> 01:16:04,420
hell yeah

1618
01:16:04,420 --> 01:16:06,420
absolutely I think that would have been

1619
01:16:06,420 --> 01:16:08,420
absolutely a great way to

1620
01:16:08,420 --> 01:16:10,420
smuggle drugs, contraband

1621
01:16:10,420 --> 01:16:12,420
weapons, whatever back in the day

1622
01:16:12,420 --> 01:16:14,420
you got to look at the industry of

1623
01:16:14,420 --> 01:16:16,420
arcades from the late

1624
01:16:16,420 --> 01:16:18,420
70's and early 80's

1625
01:16:18,420 --> 01:16:20,420
all the way even to when it entered

1626
01:16:20,420 --> 01:16:22,420
where actually

1627
01:16:22,420 --> 01:16:24,420
pinball machines were outlawed

1628
01:16:24,420 --> 01:16:26,420
did you guys know that?

1629
01:16:26,420 --> 01:16:28,420
I didn't know about that

1630
01:16:28,420 --> 01:16:30,420
I didn't

1631
01:16:30,420 --> 01:16:32,420
thank you Oscar

1632
01:16:32,420 --> 01:16:34,420
we can

1633
01:16:34,420 --> 01:16:36,420
we'll bump this to the top

1634
01:16:36,420 --> 01:16:38,420
because it's a pinball

1635
01:16:38,420 --> 01:16:40,420
joke, bump

1636
01:16:40,420 --> 01:16:42,420
isn't that the bump thing?

1637
01:16:42,420 --> 01:16:44,420
alright

1638
01:16:44,420 --> 01:16:46,420
is there a thing called bump in pinball?

1639
01:16:46,420 --> 01:16:48,420
bumpers, pop bumpers

1640
01:16:48,420 --> 01:16:50,420
no, oh tilt

1641
01:16:50,420 --> 01:16:52,420
tilt is what I meant to say

1642
01:16:52,420 --> 01:16:54,420
now I see the error

1643
01:16:54,420 --> 01:16:56,420
your way

1644
01:16:56,420 --> 01:16:58,420
so anyway

1645
01:16:58,420 --> 01:17:00,420
here's the real deal though

1646
01:17:00,420 --> 01:17:02,420
being a coin op just like

1647
01:17:02,420 --> 01:17:04,420
anything else is always under the scrutiny of the government

1648
01:17:04,420 --> 01:17:06,420
everybody's always looking at like how

1649
01:17:06,420 --> 01:17:08,420
can we profit, monetize

1650
01:17:08,420 --> 01:17:10,420
etc. from all angles

1651
01:17:10,420 --> 01:17:12,420
and you know it's not

1652
01:17:12,420 --> 01:17:14,420
just a gumball machine where you put a quarter in

1653
01:17:14,420 --> 01:17:16,420
you get something out of it

1654
01:17:16,420 --> 01:17:18,420
so when they started going into some of them

1655
01:17:18,420 --> 01:17:20,420
they literally thought, you know the original

1656
01:17:20,420 --> 01:17:22,420
pinball machine by the way is more like Pachinko

1657
01:17:22,420 --> 01:17:24,420
had no, I mean

1658
01:17:24,420 --> 01:17:26,420
they were set up just like that

1659
01:17:26,420 --> 01:17:28,420
flat table, set it vertical like in Japan

1660
01:17:28,420 --> 01:17:30,420
but they had no flippers

1661
01:17:30,420 --> 01:17:32,420
you would plunge the ball and hence

1662
01:17:32,420 --> 01:17:34,420
the term

1663
01:17:34,420 --> 01:17:36,420
tilt, hey

1664
01:17:36,420 --> 01:17:38,420
don't patronize me

1665
01:17:38,420 --> 01:17:40,420
continue with your

1666
01:17:40,420 --> 01:17:42,420
history lesson, but don't you

1667
01:17:42,420 --> 01:17:44,420
patronize me

1668
01:17:44,420 --> 01:17:46,420
you would budget the shit out of this machine

1669
01:17:46,420 --> 01:17:48,420
you would try to make it do what you wanted

1670
01:17:48,420 --> 01:17:50,420
it was like plinko with like manipulation

1671
01:17:50,420 --> 01:17:52,420
and then eventually they added flippers to it

1672
01:17:52,420 --> 01:17:54,420
and then but that was the term tilt but

1673
01:17:54,420 --> 01:17:56,420
it became illegal, they thought it was a form

1674
01:17:56,420 --> 01:17:58,420
of gambling

1675
01:17:58,420 --> 01:18:00,420
they actually had a

1676
01:18:00,420 --> 01:18:02,420
couple court cases that went on through

1677
01:18:02,420 --> 01:18:04,420
Chicago which is where Stern

1678
01:18:04,420 --> 01:18:06,420
pinball is out of and still resides

1679
01:18:06,420 --> 01:18:08,420
and it's kind of the mecca

1680
01:18:08,420 --> 01:18:10,420
and hub because eventually yeah they

1681
01:18:10,420 --> 01:18:12,420
had to put this in a supreme court ruling

1682
01:18:12,420 --> 01:18:14,420
and a guy was like, we call it

1683
01:18:14,420 --> 01:18:16,420
the Babe Ruth shot, the guy

1684
01:18:16,420 --> 01:18:18,420
basically convinced a

1685
01:18:18,420 --> 01:18:20,420
pure of his, their jurors

1686
01:18:20,420 --> 01:18:22,420
and everything like that

1687
01:18:22,420 --> 01:18:24,420
this is a game of skill, if I do this

1688
01:18:24,420 --> 01:18:26,420
it'll light this shot

1689
01:18:26,420 --> 01:18:28,420
if I hit that lit shot it'll

1690
01:18:28,420 --> 01:18:30,420
warm me that many points and if I do

1691
01:18:30,420 --> 01:18:32,420
this next then there you go, it's very

1692
01:18:32,420 --> 01:18:34,420
different than gambling and so

1693
01:18:34,420 --> 01:18:36,420
get into the supreme court

1694
01:18:36,420 --> 01:18:38,420
yeah absolutely, there's actually a pinball

1695
01:18:38,420 --> 01:18:40,420
documentary on it, I can't remember

1696
01:18:40,420 --> 01:18:42,420
I think it's called Pinball Wizard

1697
01:18:42,420 --> 01:18:44,420
there's a song about that though

1698
01:18:44,420 --> 01:18:46,420
let's not talk about

1699
01:18:46,420 --> 01:18:48,420
the wizard

1700
01:18:48,420 --> 01:18:50,420
how did a deaf dumb blind kid

1701
01:18:50,420 --> 01:18:52,420
play pinball?

1702
01:18:52,420 --> 01:18:54,420
he said he played by sense

1703
01:18:54,420 --> 01:18:56,420
of smell in the song

1704
01:18:56,420 --> 01:18:58,420
and I don't think that's possible

1705
01:18:58,420 --> 01:19:00,420
I would say feel before smell

1706
01:19:00,420 --> 01:19:02,420
I can smell that ball coming

1707
01:19:02,420 --> 01:19:04,420
but anyway so

1708
01:19:04,420 --> 01:19:06,420
just off the tangent

1709
01:19:06,420 --> 01:19:08,420
cuff there, going back to the

1710
01:19:08,420 --> 01:19:10,420
idea of having the arcades

1711
01:19:10,420 --> 01:19:12,420
when Austin picked this movie I'm not

1712
01:19:12,420 --> 01:19:14,420
going to lie I was a little bit like

1713
01:19:14,420 --> 01:19:16,420
I'm down with the 90's

1714
01:19:16,420 --> 01:19:18,420
but then when I saw there were smuggling

1715
01:19:18,420 --> 01:19:20,420
weapons and arcades I was like I'd believe it

1716
01:19:20,420 --> 01:19:22,420
there was a mass

1717
01:19:22,420 --> 01:19:24,420
movement, think about how many arcades

1718
01:19:24,420 --> 01:19:26,420
you had, you had them at bowling alleys

1719
01:19:26,420 --> 01:19:28,420
you had them at every mall, you had them at

1720
01:19:28,420 --> 01:19:30,420
every laundromat

1721
01:19:30,420 --> 01:19:32,420
I mean back in the day

1722
01:19:32,420 --> 01:19:34,420
they were

1723
01:19:34,420 --> 01:19:36,420
everywhere, they were like

1724
01:19:36,420 --> 01:19:38,420
more than phone booths

1725
01:19:38,420 --> 01:19:40,420
so this was actually as far as movies go, a genius plot

1726
01:19:42,420 --> 01:19:44,420
then my next

1727
01:19:44,420 --> 01:19:46,420
note is

1728
01:19:46,420 --> 01:19:48,420
I especially like the shaft

1729
01:19:48,420 --> 01:19:50,420
because I guess that was in my mind

1730
01:19:50,420 --> 01:19:52,420
we had the whole secret building project

1731
01:19:52,420 --> 01:19:54,420
where somehow shaft built a whole

1732
01:19:54,420 --> 01:19:56,420
8 foot tall

1733
01:19:56,420 --> 01:19:58,420
iron suit

1734
01:19:58,420 --> 01:20:00,420
they didn't know about

1735
01:20:00,420 --> 01:20:02,420
they built a whole electromagnetic

1736
01:20:02,420 --> 01:20:04,420
super hammer he didn't know about

1737
01:20:04,420 --> 01:20:06,420
and yet the whole time they're all working together

1738
01:20:06,420 --> 01:20:08,420
for like a week, they're literally

1739
01:20:08,420 --> 01:20:10,420
meeting up every single day, they're just working

1740
01:20:10,420 --> 01:20:12,420
on shit, not talking to each other about what they're

1741
01:20:12,420 --> 01:20:14,420
working on, and yet somehow

1742
01:20:14,420 --> 01:20:16,420
come up with a perfect combo

1743
01:20:16,420 --> 01:20:18,420
where like one of them is like, I made a weapon

1744
01:20:18,420 --> 01:20:20,420
sick, I made a suit, let's go

1745
01:20:20,420 --> 01:20:22,420
but they do a lot

1746
01:20:22,420 --> 01:20:24,420
of head nodding and pointing to each other

1747
01:20:24,420 --> 01:20:26,420
oh yeah, that's a montage

1748
01:20:26,420 --> 01:20:28,420
and what's sick is

1749
01:20:28,420 --> 01:20:30,420
more steel making

1750
01:20:30,420 --> 01:20:32,420
I was really hoping in the middle of

1751
01:20:32,420 --> 01:20:34,420
the...

1752
01:20:34,420 --> 01:20:36,420
that helmet really squeezed his face like

1753
01:20:36,420 --> 01:20:38,420
awkwardly, right?

1754
01:20:38,420 --> 01:20:40,420
it looked so bad

1755
01:20:40,420 --> 01:20:42,420
it still looks better

1756
01:20:42,420 --> 01:20:44,420
did you guys see any, did any games

1757
01:20:44,420 --> 01:20:46,420
catch your eye in the arcade? I know NBA Jam

1758
01:20:46,420 --> 01:20:48,420
NBA Jam, yeah

1759
01:20:48,420 --> 01:20:50,420
NBA Jam was a big one

1760
01:20:50,420 --> 01:20:52,420
also Batman Forever

1761
01:20:52,420 --> 01:20:54,420
an atrocious machine

1762
01:20:54,420 --> 01:20:56,420
actually

1763
01:20:56,420 --> 01:20:58,420
ostracized from the whole arcade

1764
01:20:58,420 --> 01:21:00,420
community before the cabinet

1765
01:21:00,420 --> 01:21:02,420
built itself, and then the other one

1766
01:21:02,420 --> 01:21:04,420
that I did see, and I had to

1767
01:21:04,420 --> 01:21:06,420
do like three glimpses, and I was like

1768
01:21:06,420 --> 01:21:08,420
it sucks on your phone to try to be like

1769
01:21:08,420 --> 01:21:10,420
three seconds

1770
01:21:10,420 --> 01:21:12,420
but was WrestleMania

1771
01:21:12,420 --> 01:21:14,420
they had WWF WrestleMania on the main entrance

1772
01:21:14,420 --> 01:21:16,420
before they get in the elevator

1773
01:21:16,420 --> 01:21:18,420
that's dope

1774
01:21:18,420 --> 01:21:20,420
can we talk about the look of the arcade now?

1775
01:21:20,420 --> 01:21:22,420
I mean, when I think of an arcade from the 90s

1776
01:21:22,420 --> 01:21:24,420
I don't think of like, where you'd meet

1777
01:21:24,420 --> 01:21:26,420
an office space arcade

1778
01:21:26,420 --> 01:21:28,420
what the fuck? I said New York

1779
01:21:28,420 --> 01:21:30,420
mistakenly, but he corrected me, he's like no

1780
01:21:30,420 --> 01:21:32,420
in LA

1781
01:21:32,420 --> 01:21:34,420
no, that's an arcade in LA

1782
01:21:34,420 --> 01:21:36,420
we're arcade games, but it did not look like that

1783
01:21:36,420 --> 01:21:38,420
no, no, no

1784
01:21:38,420 --> 01:21:40,420
I was just making fun of LA

1785
01:21:40,420 --> 01:21:42,420
not you, god, I'm hugging

1786
01:21:42,420 --> 01:21:44,420
by the way, for the people listening, I'm hugging him

1787
01:21:44,420 --> 01:21:46,420
I'm not trying to pick on Andy

1788
01:21:46,420 --> 01:21:48,420
and for the people listening, I've said repeatedly

1789
01:21:48,420 --> 01:21:50,420
I have a big germaphobe thing like

1790
01:21:50,420 --> 01:21:52,420
Howie Mandel, and I hate being touched by other people

1791
01:21:52,420 --> 01:21:54,420
so

1792
01:21:54,420 --> 01:21:56,420
that's okay

1793
01:21:56,420 --> 01:21:58,420
do you want me to do it again?

1794
01:21:58,420 --> 01:22:00,420
I thought Bell Ringer Guy

1795
01:22:00,420 --> 01:22:02,420
broke you of that

1796
01:22:02,420 --> 01:22:04,420
Bell Ringer Guy walked into my house, took his shirt off immediately

1797
01:22:04,420 --> 01:22:06,420
and just sat down on my couch bare chested

1798
01:22:06,420 --> 01:22:08,420
and broke all my comfort zones

1799
01:22:08,420 --> 01:22:10,420
immediately

1800
01:22:10,420 --> 01:22:12,420
and then he just was a gravitational

1801
01:22:12,420 --> 01:22:14,420
force that was inside my house

1802
01:22:14,420 --> 01:22:16,420
what a power move

1803
01:22:16,420 --> 01:22:18,420
I wish this was a telethon

1804
01:22:18,420 --> 01:22:20,420
I would beg people to pay me right now

1805
01:22:20,420 --> 01:22:22,420
he's nuts

1806
01:22:22,420 --> 01:22:24,420
you started your new only

1807
01:22:24,420 --> 01:22:26,420
oh yeah, but how did they do this project

1808
01:22:26,420 --> 01:22:28,420
without anyone seeing

1809
01:22:28,420 --> 01:22:30,420
so, was this movie made for kids?

1810
01:22:30,420 --> 01:22:32,420
I don't think so

1811
01:22:32,420 --> 01:22:34,420
at some point he's like

1812
01:22:34,420 --> 01:22:36,420
sometimes something's down

1813
01:22:36,420 --> 01:22:38,420
you gotta turn it up

1814
01:22:38,420 --> 01:22:40,420
and then at some point she's like

1815
01:22:40,420 --> 01:22:42,420
oh shit

1816
01:22:42,420 --> 01:22:44,420
and then they introduce Nazis at one point

1817
01:22:44,420 --> 01:22:46,420
this is rated PG?

1818
01:22:46,420 --> 01:22:48,420
they're talking about jerk it off

1819
01:22:48,420 --> 01:22:50,420
porn at the computer

1820
01:22:50,420 --> 01:22:52,420
they do!

1821
01:22:52,420 --> 01:22:54,420
how are we gonna get these parts

1822
01:22:54,420 --> 01:22:56,420
the same way we do any other

1823
01:22:56,420 --> 01:22:58,420
how are we gonna get the information

1824
01:22:58,420 --> 01:23:00,420
the internet

1825
01:23:00,420 --> 01:23:02,420
it's better for just porn you know

1826
01:23:02,420 --> 01:23:04,420
it's more than just porn

1827
01:23:04,420 --> 01:23:06,420
and that was like

1828
01:23:06,420 --> 01:23:08,420
Etsy, I mean that was like the original

1829
01:23:08,420 --> 01:23:10,420
Etsy for like firearms apparently

1830
01:23:10,420 --> 01:23:12,420
they're like I made this

1831
01:23:12,420 --> 01:23:14,420
so they're like someone's gonna crochet

1832
01:23:14,420 --> 01:23:16,420
this and this and that

1833
01:23:16,420 --> 01:23:18,420
I think it was made for kids whose parents

1834
01:23:18,420 --> 01:23:20,420
are just discovered spice

1835
01:23:20,420 --> 01:23:22,420
I think that's kind of their target

1836
01:23:22,420 --> 01:23:24,420
spice the thing you smoke?

1837
01:23:24,420 --> 01:23:26,420
yeah

1838
01:23:26,420 --> 01:23:28,420
or the channel, cause it's the 90's

1839
01:23:28,420 --> 01:23:30,420
yeah spice like the battle-eyed TV stuff

1840
01:23:30,420 --> 01:23:32,420
oh shit

1841
01:23:32,420 --> 01:23:34,420
I want to go back to that though

1842
01:23:34,420 --> 01:23:36,420
when I first saw the

1843
01:23:36,420 --> 01:23:38,420
title and me and

1844
01:23:38,420 --> 01:23:40,420
Gory even going into this

1845
01:23:40,420 --> 01:23:42,420
watched the trailer and were like alright

1846
01:23:42,420 --> 01:23:44,420
what are we getting into

1847
01:23:44,420 --> 01:23:46,420
I thought I was watching like

1848
01:23:46,420 --> 01:23:48,420
Air Bud with Shaq

1849
01:23:48,420 --> 01:23:50,420
with like maybe

1850
01:23:50,420 --> 01:23:52,420
maybe like a superhero vibe

1851
01:23:52,420 --> 01:23:54,420
and it was not

1852
01:23:54,420 --> 01:23:56,420
you're right

1853
01:23:56,420 --> 01:23:58,420
you brought that up there was a lot of profanity

1854
01:23:58,420 --> 01:24:00,420
this is not

1855
01:24:00,420 --> 01:24:02,420
this is not a made for kids movie

1856
01:24:02,420 --> 01:24:04,420
this is a solid

1857
01:24:04,420 --> 01:24:06,420
PG-13 project

1858
01:24:06,420 --> 01:24:08,420
that is made for kids

1859
01:24:08,420 --> 01:24:10,420
this was also an era when we smoked

1860
01:24:10,420 --> 01:24:12,420
in McDonald's

1861
01:24:12,420 --> 01:24:14,420
pretty much

1862
01:24:14,420 --> 01:24:16,420
this is the same

1863
01:24:16,420 --> 01:24:18,420
in doing this the burger thing

1864
01:24:18,420 --> 01:24:20,420
I know dude

1865
01:24:20,420 --> 01:24:22,420
wait wait I'm taking control again I'm the captain now

1866
01:24:22,420 --> 01:24:24,420
we're all getting crazy

1867
01:24:24,420 --> 01:24:26,420
I do need to get away

1868
01:24:26,420 --> 01:24:28,420
so then

1869
01:24:28,420 --> 01:24:30,420
so then he does his first night of crime fighting

1870
01:24:30,420 --> 01:24:32,420
okay he goes out there he stops that

1871
01:24:32,420 --> 01:24:34,420
bank robbery or

1872
01:24:34,420 --> 01:24:36,420
oh oh is this the

1873
01:24:36,420 --> 01:24:38,420
electromagnetic scene

1874
01:24:38,420 --> 01:24:40,420
no this is where he operly just backs onto the escalator

1875
01:24:40,420 --> 01:24:42,420
he's like

1876
01:24:42,420 --> 01:24:44,420
he's like here's your shit

1877
01:24:44,420 --> 01:24:46,420
y'all have a nice night

1878
01:24:46,420 --> 01:24:48,420
and then like

1879
01:24:48,420 --> 01:24:50,420
they save him later on in the movie and the police

1880
01:24:50,420 --> 01:24:52,420
but then the police chase him

1881
01:24:52,420 --> 01:24:54,420
down and the amount of damage

1882
01:24:54,420 --> 01:24:56,420
that he does to I don't know

1883
01:24:56,420 --> 01:24:58,420
if it was his first one or the second one

1884
01:24:58,420 --> 01:25:00,420
the second part where he's running from

1885
01:25:00,420 --> 01:25:02,420
the cops he drops about

1886
01:25:02,420 --> 01:25:04,420
ten thousand nails on the fucking street

1887
01:25:04,420 --> 01:25:06,420
which is going to

1888
01:25:06,420 --> 01:25:08,420
damage so many cars

1889
01:25:08,420 --> 01:25:10,420
especially the guy in the wheelchair

1890
01:25:10,420 --> 01:25:12,420
those are called the how trucks

1891
01:25:12,420 --> 01:25:14,420
10g2

1892
01:25:14,420 --> 01:25:16,420
playstation taught me that

1893
01:25:16,420 --> 01:25:18,420
he used a laser

1894
01:25:18,420 --> 01:25:20,420
he used a laser to just destroy a

1895
01:25:20,420 --> 01:25:22,420
city work truck to get the water

1896
01:25:22,420 --> 01:25:24,420
to come out

1897
01:25:24,420 --> 01:25:26,420
the guy ducked the city worker

1898
01:25:26,420 --> 01:25:28,420
with a hat on his head

1899
01:25:28,420 --> 01:25:30,420
he was like ducking

1900
01:25:30,420 --> 01:25:32,420
I wrote down this is the first

1901
01:25:34,420 --> 01:25:36,420
this is the first superhero movie

1902
01:25:36,420 --> 01:25:38,420
that makes me glad

1903
01:25:38,420 --> 01:25:40,420
that vigilanteism is illegal

1904
01:25:40,420 --> 01:25:42,420
in real life because I wouldn't

1905
01:25:42,420 --> 01:25:44,420
want a steal running around

1906
01:25:44,420 --> 01:25:46,420
yeah just destroying your city

1907
01:25:46,420 --> 01:25:48,420
to save it

1908
01:25:48,420 --> 01:25:50,420
I think it was San Francisco or whatever

1909
01:25:50,420 --> 01:25:52,420
he was running around

1910
01:25:52,420 --> 01:25:54,420
there's a whole

1911
01:25:54,420 --> 01:25:56,420
he has a league

1912
01:25:56,420 --> 01:25:58,420
he has a league of real life superheroes

1913
01:25:58,420 --> 01:26:00,420
where they dress up like

1914
01:26:00,420 --> 01:26:02,420
not like cosplay

1915
01:26:02,420 --> 01:26:04,420
they dress up in like

1916
01:26:04,420 --> 01:26:06,420
tactical body armor or whatever

1917
01:26:06,420 --> 01:26:08,420
are you talking about Phoenix Jones?

1918
01:26:08,420 --> 01:26:10,420
yep Phoenix Jones

1919
01:26:10,420 --> 01:26:12,420
and his league of fucking

1920
01:26:12,420 --> 01:26:14,420
shout out to Phoenix Jones

1921
01:26:14,420 --> 01:26:16,420
are we allowed to say that?

1922
01:26:16,420 --> 01:26:18,420
no wait yeah we can

1923
01:26:18,420 --> 01:26:20,420
because they're not gentlemen

1924
01:26:20,420 --> 01:26:22,420
well they might be

1925
01:26:22,420 --> 01:26:24,420
but didn't he get his ass kicked a lot?

1926
01:26:24,420 --> 01:26:26,420
yeah

1927
01:26:26,420 --> 01:26:28,420
he was like he based his whole life off this movie

1928
01:26:30,420 --> 01:26:32,420
oh you think it was steel

1929
01:26:32,420 --> 01:26:34,420
that got him poked on it?

1930
01:26:34,420 --> 01:26:36,420
was it really though?

1931
01:26:36,420 --> 01:26:38,420
his suit looks fairly similar to steel

1932
01:26:38,420 --> 01:26:40,420
like you know Batman kind of ass

1933
01:26:40,420 --> 01:26:42,420
I'm glad you bring up the Batman thing

1934
01:26:42,420 --> 01:26:44,420
oh yeah I wrote this down too

1935
01:26:44,420 --> 01:26:46,420
because here's the thing

1936
01:26:46,420 --> 01:26:48,420
it says the one cop turns to the other cop

1937
01:26:48,420 --> 01:26:50,420
and he goes where do you think he went?

1938
01:26:50,420 --> 01:26:52,420
the bat cave?

1939
01:26:52,420 --> 01:26:54,420
and I'm thinking alright here we go

1940
01:26:54,420 --> 01:26:56,420
let's stop I paused the movie

1941
01:26:56,420 --> 01:26:58,420
because I had to think about this for a second

1942
01:26:58,420 --> 01:27:00,420
how the fuck one does a cop in LA

1943
01:27:00,420 --> 01:27:02,420
why is he thinking about Batman?

1944
01:27:02,420 --> 01:27:04,420
does Batman exist in this

1945
01:27:04,420 --> 01:27:06,420
universe?

1946
01:27:06,420 --> 01:27:08,420
so this is now canonically DC

1947
01:27:08,420 --> 01:27:10,420
we had the Superman tattoo

1948
01:27:10,420 --> 01:27:12,420
or was it the steel tattoo?

1949
01:27:12,420 --> 01:27:14,420
because he is steel

1950
01:27:14,420 --> 01:27:16,420
it played into it

1951
01:27:16,420 --> 01:27:18,420
it was a weird like did they not have the

1952
01:27:18,420 --> 01:27:20,420
rights to any

1953
01:27:20,420 --> 01:27:22,420
DC shit other than

1954
01:27:22,420 --> 01:27:24,420
I do want to say though before he went

1955
01:27:24,420 --> 01:27:26,420
in the cave this is the most confusing part

1956
01:27:26,420 --> 01:27:28,420
of this whole movie for me

1957
01:27:28,420 --> 01:27:30,420
he gets backed into an alleyway and literally

1958
01:27:30,420 --> 01:27:32,420
runs into a pile of trash to hide

1959
01:27:32,420 --> 01:27:34,420
and then he comes out with his fucking

1960
01:27:34,420 --> 01:27:36,420
motorcycle

1961
01:27:36,420 --> 01:27:38,420
like it just appeared

1962
01:27:38,420 --> 01:27:40,420
they didn't build a motorcycle he just rode out of a pile of

1963
01:27:40,420 --> 01:27:42,420
trash

1964
01:27:42,420 --> 01:27:44,420
how many cc's is the motorcycle the

1965
01:27:44,420 --> 01:27:46,420
power shack?

1966
01:27:46,420 --> 01:27:48,420
it's a stunt guy on the motorcycle

1967
01:27:48,420 --> 01:27:50,420
is this a motorcycle made for ants?

1968
01:27:50,420 --> 01:27:52,420
I know

1969
01:27:52,420 --> 01:27:54,420
but literally the bike comes out

1970
01:27:54,420 --> 01:27:56,420
of the trash

1971
01:27:56,420 --> 01:27:58,420
and that was the most confusing part

1972
01:27:58,420 --> 01:28:00,420
maybe he rode it everywhere

1973
01:28:00,420 --> 01:28:02,420
just out of your ass

1974
01:28:02,420 --> 01:28:04,420
here's the motorcycle

1975
01:28:04,420 --> 01:28:06,420
dude you'd be surprised how fat people can ride motorcycles

1976
01:28:06,420 --> 01:28:08,420
I mean you'll see like some guy the size of

1977
01:28:08,420 --> 01:28:10,420
Pluto and he'll get on this tiny moped

1978
01:28:10,420 --> 01:28:12,420
and he remains bound

1979
01:28:12,420 --> 01:28:14,420
I was like get his fucking world records

1980
01:28:14,420 --> 01:28:16,420
the largest swans in the world rode the

1981
01:28:16,420 --> 01:28:18,420
tiniest rockers

1982
01:28:18,420 --> 01:28:20,420
so going back to the

1983
01:28:20,420 --> 01:28:22,420
the whole Batman vibe

1984
01:28:22,420 --> 01:28:24,420
and I've always had this beef and again

1985
01:28:24,420 --> 01:28:26,420
like you know

1986
01:28:26,420 --> 01:28:28,420
Bruce Wayne badass

1987
01:28:28,420 --> 01:28:30,420
persona and I see where they were trying

1988
01:28:30,420 --> 01:28:32,420
to mock it obviously from the get go

1989
01:28:32,420 --> 01:28:34,420
my first comment was Danny Elfman doing

1990
01:28:34,420 --> 01:28:36,420
the music so

1991
01:28:36,420 --> 01:28:38,420
but

1992
01:28:38,420 --> 01:28:40,420
this moment

1993
01:28:40,420 --> 01:28:42,420
they fucking show it

1994
01:28:42,420 --> 01:28:44,420
he can get hurt in the face

1995
01:28:44,420 --> 01:28:46,420
he gets a scuff on the chin

1996
01:28:46,420 --> 01:28:48,420
and then there's a scene him taking fucking

1997
01:28:48,420 --> 01:28:50,420
crotch shots with fucking AKS

1998
01:28:50,420 --> 01:28:52,420
and fucking Supernatural

1999
01:28:52,420 --> 01:28:54,420
and I'm like

2000
01:28:54,420 --> 01:28:56,420
wait a minute you know

2001
01:28:56,420 --> 01:28:58,420
where you like scuffed him with your like

2002
01:28:58,420 --> 01:29:00,420
knuckle

2003
01:29:00,420 --> 01:29:02,420
you could have shot him in the face

2004
01:29:02,420 --> 01:29:04,420
the worst part of the whole movie

2005
01:29:04,420 --> 01:29:06,420
battle with DC

2006
01:29:06,420 --> 01:29:08,420
shoot him in the face

2007
01:29:08,420 --> 01:29:10,420
well you could shoot Batman in the head

2008
01:29:10,420 --> 01:29:12,420
I'm pretty sure and kill Batman

2009
01:29:12,420 --> 01:29:14,420
we don't know what his cow is made of

2010
01:29:14,420 --> 01:29:16,420
do we?

2011
01:29:16,420 --> 01:29:18,420
but I will say this

2012
01:29:18,420 --> 01:29:20,420
Shaft the fact that

2013
01:29:20,420 --> 01:29:22,420
he has that one vulnerable weakness

2014
01:29:22,420 --> 01:29:24,420
which is the bottom half of his face

2015
01:29:24,420 --> 01:29:26,420
the fact that they had to damage

2016
01:29:26,420 --> 01:29:28,420
him up somehow and they gave him

2017
01:29:28,420 --> 01:29:30,420
just a little tiny cut on his chin

2018
01:29:30,420 --> 01:29:32,420
was so fucking horrible

2019
01:29:32,420 --> 01:29:34,420
you're gonna have to roll the tapes back

2020
01:29:34,420 --> 01:29:36,420
at this point but I love that we've all

2021
01:29:36,420 --> 01:29:38,420
called him Shaft

2022
01:29:38,420 --> 01:29:40,420
multiple fucking times

2023
01:29:40,420 --> 01:29:42,420
you just did it, I did it earlier

2024
01:29:42,420 --> 01:29:44,420
and you're gonna have to count

2025
01:29:44,420 --> 01:29:46,420
and that should be a drinking game

2026
01:29:46,420 --> 01:29:48,420
call our voicemail

2027
01:29:48,420 --> 01:29:50,420
go to friedricepodcast.com

2028
01:29:50,420 --> 01:29:52,420
our voicemail is down on the bottom

2029
01:29:52,420 --> 01:29:54,420
leave us how many Shafts versus Shaxx

2030
01:29:54,420 --> 01:29:56,420
versus Shafts have there been in this

2031
01:29:56,420 --> 01:29:58,420
in this podcast

2032
01:29:58,420 --> 01:30:00,420
so how the cop

2033
01:30:00,420 --> 01:30:02,420
did he know that? I put deterrent

2034
01:30:02,420 --> 01:30:04,420
nails in the fucking road are you kidding me

2035
01:30:04,420 --> 01:30:06,420
I'm a delivery driver

2036
01:30:06,420 --> 01:30:08,420
I actually drove over a bunch of nails once

2037
01:30:08,420 --> 01:30:10,420
they fell off the back of a truck

2038
01:30:10,420 --> 01:30:12,420
I'm assuming

2039
01:30:12,420 --> 01:30:14,420
but there was just a bunch of nails in the fucking road

2040
01:30:14,420 --> 01:30:16,420
it's the worst

2041
01:30:16,420 --> 01:30:18,420
they came out of his bike somehow

2042
01:30:18,420 --> 01:30:20,420
just hiding on to him

2043
01:30:20,420 --> 01:30:22,420
oh I was driving

2044
01:30:22,420 --> 01:30:24,420
James Bond on a

2045
01:30:24,420 --> 01:30:26,420
jigsaw you know

2046
01:30:26,420 --> 01:30:28,420
James Bond on a jigsaw you know

2047
01:30:28,420 --> 01:30:30,420
but

2048
01:30:30,420 --> 01:30:32,420
so much

2049
01:30:32,420 --> 01:30:34,420
stupider

2050
01:30:34,420 --> 01:30:36,420
then we get the free

2051
01:30:36,420 --> 01:30:38,420
infomercial which I thought was pretty smart for the bad guys

2052
01:30:38,420 --> 01:30:40,420
but it shows

2053
01:30:40,420 --> 01:30:42,420
all the various

2054
01:30:42,420 --> 01:30:44,420
oh here's some Asian dudes

2055
01:30:44,420 --> 01:30:46,420
and then Nazis

2056
01:30:46,420 --> 01:30:48,420
and then just fucking Nazis

2057
01:30:48,420 --> 01:30:50,420
full blown Nazi flag

2058
01:30:50,420 --> 01:30:52,420
skin heads at the computer

2059
01:30:52,420 --> 01:30:54,420
ready to go, I'm like

2060
01:30:54,420 --> 01:30:56,420
holy shit

2061
01:30:56,420 --> 01:30:58,420
this is our only home front of our own terror

2062
01:30:58,420 --> 01:31:00,420
everybody else is foreign terror

2063
01:31:00,420 --> 01:31:02,420
wait what

2064
01:31:02,420 --> 01:31:04,420
wait what

2065
01:31:04,420 --> 01:31:06,420
there are people from other countries

2066
01:31:06,420 --> 01:31:08,420
wait

2067
01:31:08,420 --> 01:31:10,420
wait

2068
01:31:10,420 --> 01:31:12,420
there's just too many conversations going on

2069
01:31:12,420 --> 01:31:14,420
what did you say Austin?

2070
01:31:14,420 --> 01:31:16,420
I said I was watching this movie not expecting to see

2071
01:31:16,420 --> 01:31:18,420
a swastika in it

2072
01:31:18,420 --> 01:31:20,420
oh no, that's when you knew it was not

2073
01:31:20,420 --> 01:31:22,420
a children movie

2074
01:31:22,420 --> 01:31:24,420
this isn't Air Budwist with Shaq

2075
01:31:24,420 --> 01:31:26,420
this is now a fucking complicated

2076
01:31:26,420 --> 01:31:28,420
complicated

2077
01:31:28,420 --> 01:31:30,420
commentary on war

2078
01:31:30,420 --> 01:31:32,420
with Nazis

2079
01:31:32,420 --> 01:31:34,420
completely a Shaq vehicle

2080
01:31:34,420 --> 01:31:36,420
it was some movie, if you casted this movie

2081
01:31:36,420 --> 01:31:38,420
say there's no cast

2082
01:31:38,420 --> 01:31:40,420
and you shove the script in a desk somewhere

2083
01:31:40,420 --> 01:31:42,420
and bring it up 30 years later

2084
01:31:42,420 --> 01:31:44,420
Shaq needs a vehicle, what do we have?

2085
01:31:44,420 --> 01:31:46,420
we have steel, okay put Shaq in there

2086
01:31:46,420 --> 01:31:48,420
that's what this movie was

2087
01:31:48,420 --> 01:31:50,420
yeah, someone wrote it in the

2088
01:31:50,420 --> 01:31:52,420
70s when the concept of

2089
01:31:52,420 --> 01:31:54,420
steel was introduced

2090
01:31:54,420 --> 01:31:56,420
lasers are crazy

2091
01:31:56,420 --> 01:31:58,420
I'm pretty sure it was Bionic Woman

2092
01:31:58,420 --> 01:32:00,420
whatever, fuck I'm the director

2093
01:32:00,420 --> 01:32:02,420
no, he did Bionic Woman

2094
01:32:02,420 --> 01:32:04,420
the reboot series I think

2095
01:32:04,420 --> 01:32:06,420
that was like 2000 something

2096
01:32:06,420 --> 01:32:08,420
that was bad

2097
01:32:08,420 --> 01:32:10,420
I don't think he did the original

2098
01:32:10,420 --> 01:32:12,420
he had Luke Farigno in his background

2099
01:32:12,420 --> 01:32:14,420
back in the 70s

2100
01:32:14,420 --> 01:32:16,420
I don't know man, he had a lot of quiver

2101
01:32:16,420 --> 01:32:18,420
we all watch that Hulk show

2102
01:32:18,420 --> 01:32:20,420
I know that one of the funniest

2103
01:32:20,420 --> 01:32:22,420
bits in this entire movie

2104
01:32:22,420 --> 01:32:24,420
oh so funny, was the 3

2105
01:32:24,420 --> 01:32:26,420
or 4 times that he tried to make a free throw

2106
01:32:26,420 --> 01:32:28,420
yeah

2107
01:32:28,420 --> 01:32:30,420
like holy fucking shit

2108
01:32:30,420 --> 01:32:32,420
which time? The time where he had the

2109
01:32:32,420 --> 01:32:34,420
longest grenade fuse ever made

2110
01:32:34,420 --> 01:32:36,420
that's what I just wrote

2111
01:32:36,420 --> 01:32:38,420
grenade throw was

2112
01:32:38,420 --> 01:32:40,420
fucking awful, but

2113
01:32:40,420 --> 01:32:42,420
first confirmed

2114
01:32:42,420 --> 01:32:44,420
Shaq kill

2115
01:32:44,420 --> 01:32:46,420
he straight up murdered whoever he dropped

2116
01:32:46,420 --> 01:32:48,420
cause that guy's like

2117
01:32:48,420 --> 01:32:50,420
oh, and he's probably about to say the F-bomb

2118
01:32:50,420 --> 01:32:52,420
he's like, oh

2119
01:32:52,420 --> 01:32:54,420
and then just blows up

2120
01:32:54,420 --> 01:32:56,420
however, have you ever played the

2121
01:32:56,420 --> 01:32:58,420
video game Sega Genesis

2122
01:32:58,420 --> 01:33:00,420
Shaq-Fu

2123
01:33:00,420 --> 01:33:02,420
that's a whole different fucking ballgame

2124
01:33:02,420 --> 01:33:04,420
what the hell was Shaq

2125
01:33:04,420 --> 01:33:06,420
saying

2126
01:33:06,420 --> 01:33:08,420
in the first 10 minutes of the movie they almost

2127
01:33:08,420 --> 01:33:10,420
drop an N-bomb

2128
01:33:10,420 --> 01:33:12,420
how?

2129
01:33:12,420 --> 01:33:14,420
when they get to the argument after the court hearing

2130
01:33:14,420 --> 01:33:16,420
like the little

2131
01:33:16,420 --> 01:33:18,420
the evil guy

2132
01:33:18,420 --> 01:33:20,420
he's like, Shaq, you dirty

2133
01:33:20,420 --> 01:33:22,420
and he just almost says it

2134
01:33:22,420 --> 01:33:24,420
and then he rips his teeth and he just

2135
01:33:24,420 --> 01:33:26,420
walks away

2136
01:33:26,420 --> 01:33:28,420
I was like, no way

2137
01:33:28,420 --> 01:33:30,420
did we get any N-bombs from any of the

2138
01:33:30,420 --> 01:33:32,420
any of the characters talking to anybody

2139
01:33:32,420 --> 01:33:34,420
no

2140
01:33:34,420 --> 01:33:36,420
I was gonna say

2141
01:33:36,420 --> 01:33:38,420
yeah, I had that

2142
01:33:38,420 --> 01:33:40,420
she was about ready to drop

2143
01:33:40,420 --> 01:33:42,420
N-bombs

2144
01:33:42,420 --> 01:33:44,420
that's why I called it

2145
01:33:44,420 --> 01:33:46,420
it was what the guy was typing on the computer

2146
01:33:46,420 --> 01:33:48,420
just over and over and over again

2147
01:33:48,420 --> 01:33:50,420
just the N-word

2148
01:33:50,420 --> 01:33:52,420
alright, here's my 1000 N-words for the day

2149
01:33:52,420 --> 01:33:54,420
that'll get me through my

2150
01:33:54,420 --> 01:33:56,420
like Bart Simpson on Chalkboard

2151
01:33:56,420 --> 01:34:00,420
can we give some props to the director though

2152
01:34:00,420 --> 01:34:02,420
for going with John Henry

2153
01:34:02,420 --> 01:34:04,420
as a stretch to being

2154
01:34:04,420 --> 01:34:06,420
his hammer was his weapon

2155
01:34:06,420 --> 01:34:08,420
we can give that credit to the people that

2156
01:34:08,420 --> 01:34:10,420
created Steel, the character

2157
01:34:10,420 --> 01:34:12,420
the DC Comics character

2158
01:34:12,420 --> 01:34:14,420
his name is John Henry

2159
01:34:14,420 --> 01:34:16,420
and his whole thing is he has a hammer

2160
01:34:16,420 --> 01:34:18,420
and he's a...

2161
01:34:18,420 --> 01:34:20,420
so this is based on a comic book

2162
01:34:20,420 --> 01:34:22,420
this is based

2163
01:34:22,420 --> 01:34:24,420
so this is

2164
01:34:24,420 --> 01:34:26,420
based on an actual

2165
01:34:26,420 --> 01:34:28,420
he's a Superman

2166
01:34:28,420 --> 01:34:30,420
character

2167
01:34:30,420 --> 01:34:32,420
is your phone background?

2168
01:34:32,420 --> 01:34:34,420
it looks cooler there

2169
01:34:34,420 --> 01:34:36,420
I'll show you an even cooler picture

2170
01:34:36,420 --> 01:34:38,420
this one

2171
01:34:38,420 --> 01:34:40,420
this is probably one of the coolest pictures of Steel and Steel

2172
01:34:40,420 --> 01:34:42,420
wow, they did not do it justice

2173
01:34:42,420 --> 01:34:44,420
no, that's what I'm saying

2174
01:34:44,420 --> 01:34:48,420
Steel is actually pretty fucking badass

2175
01:34:48,420 --> 01:34:50,420
if he's allowed to be

2176
01:34:50,420 --> 01:34:52,420
it's like Superman built the railroads

2177
01:34:52,420 --> 01:34:54,420
Aliumium, man

2178
01:34:54,420 --> 01:34:56,420
what was that?

2179
01:34:56,420 --> 01:34:58,420
it's like Superman built the railroads

2180
01:34:58,420 --> 01:35:00,420
oh, I guess that works

2181
01:35:00,420 --> 01:35:02,420
yeah, cause with the hammer

2182
01:35:02,420 --> 01:35:05,420
so this was supposed to be based on a comic book

2183
01:35:05,420 --> 01:35:09,420
that's why they make the Batman reference

2184
01:35:09,420 --> 01:35:11,420
so that's why it's not just

2185
01:35:11,420 --> 01:35:13,420
a reference to Batman

2186
01:35:13,420 --> 01:35:15,420
it's like

2187
01:35:15,420 --> 01:35:17,420
it's establishing that this exists

2188
01:35:17,420 --> 01:35:19,420
in the DC universe

2189
01:35:19,420 --> 01:35:21,420
which is just fucking weird

2190
01:35:21,420 --> 01:35:23,420
and it happens again because someone

2191
01:35:23,420 --> 01:35:25,420
else says Batman or something

2192
01:35:25,420 --> 01:35:27,420
and so when he shows off his Superman tattoo

2193
01:35:27,420 --> 01:35:29,420
again

2194
01:35:29,420 --> 01:35:31,420
that's not just he has a Superman

2195
01:35:31,420 --> 01:35:33,420
tattoo that they decided to show

2196
01:35:33,420 --> 01:35:35,420
for one receipt

2197
01:35:35,420 --> 01:35:37,420
it's literally he's the man of

2198
01:35:37,420 --> 01:35:39,420
Steel, it's what his name is too

2199
01:35:39,420 --> 01:35:41,420
I know that

2200
01:35:41,420 --> 01:35:43,420
like a nickname or not

2201
01:35:43,420 --> 01:35:45,420
he does

2202
01:35:45,420 --> 01:35:47,420
they didn't pay him enough to get rid of it

2203
01:35:47,420 --> 01:35:49,420
he has a tattoo

2204
01:35:49,420 --> 01:35:51,420
they don't touch it up even

2205
01:35:51,420 --> 01:35:53,420
but, so anyway

2206
01:35:53,420 --> 01:35:55,420
Steel is one of the three or four

2207
01:35:55,420 --> 01:35:57,420
I think people that help

2208
01:35:57,420 --> 01:35:59,420
take over Superman's role

2209
01:35:59,420 --> 01:36:01,420
after Superman gets killed by Doomsday

2210
01:36:01,420 --> 01:36:03,420
in the original comics

2211
01:36:03,420 --> 01:36:05,420
Doomsday kills Superman

2212
01:36:05,420 --> 01:36:07,420
you get Superboy

2213
01:36:07,420 --> 01:36:09,420
who's a clone made by Lex Luthor

2214
01:36:09,420 --> 01:36:11,420
you get Cyborg Superman

2215
01:36:11,420 --> 01:36:13,420
you get Steel

2216
01:36:13,420 --> 01:36:15,420
and you get, I think there was another one

2217
01:36:15,420 --> 01:36:17,420
another weird

2218
01:36:17,420 --> 01:36:19,420
Superman, but there's like

2219
01:36:19,420 --> 01:36:21,420
there was a bunch of ones, Steel of course

2220
01:36:21,420 --> 01:36:23,420
wasn't like a copy

2221
01:36:23,420 --> 01:36:25,420
he was just trying to take

2222
01:36:25,420 --> 01:36:27,420
he was trying to do good because Superman was gone

2223
01:36:27,420 --> 01:36:29,420
the other ones were trying to like

2224
01:36:29,420 --> 01:36:31,420
take over as the next Superman

2225
01:36:31,420 --> 01:36:33,420
they all thought they had a stake to it

2226
01:36:33,420 --> 01:36:35,420
Steel was actually just the one that was just like

2227
01:36:35,420 --> 01:36:37,420
hey man, I'm just here to fucking rescue people

2228
01:36:37,420 --> 01:36:39,420
because Superman's not around

2229
01:36:39,420 --> 01:36:41,420
yeah, I'll shut you

2230
01:36:41,420 --> 01:36:43,420
so, Steel is cool

2231
01:36:43,420 --> 01:36:45,420
but this movie

2232
01:36:45,420 --> 01:36:47,420
but this movie was

2233
01:36:47,420 --> 01:36:49,420
so it's one of the worst

2234
01:36:49,420 --> 01:36:51,420
superhero movies

2235
01:36:51,420 --> 01:36:53,420
is it worse than Man Thing?

2236
01:36:53,420 --> 01:36:55,420
oh god, no, it's not worse than Man Thing

2237
01:36:55,420 --> 01:36:57,420
I would watch Steel

2238
01:36:57,420 --> 01:36:59,420
you did not miss Man Thing, Mike

2239
01:36:59,420 --> 01:37:01,420
yeah, this movie did not make you miss Man Thing

2240
01:37:01,420 --> 01:37:03,420
the most American made movie of all time

2241
01:37:03,420 --> 01:37:05,420
shot in Australia

2242
01:37:05,420 --> 01:37:07,420
shit

2243
01:37:07,420 --> 01:37:09,420
in the Florida swamps of Australia

2244
01:37:09,420 --> 01:37:11,420
in the swamps of Australia

2245
01:37:11,420 --> 01:37:13,420
yeah, the Florida swamps of Australia, wherever

2246
01:37:13,420 --> 01:37:15,420
I don't know if this is

2247
01:37:15,420 --> 01:37:17,420
like traditional, like part of the

2248
01:37:17,420 --> 01:37:19,420
podcast, but I

2249
01:37:19,420 --> 01:37:21,420
thought it would be fun

2250
01:37:21,420 --> 01:37:23,420
favorite quotes of the movie

2251
01:37:23,420 --> 01:37:25,420
because I've got two of them

2252
01:37:25,420 --> 01:37:27,420
okay, alright, let's

2253
01:37:27,420 --> 01:37:29,420
go for it, let's hear yours and then we're going to go around the table

2254
01:37:29,420 --> 01:37:31,420
just know the first two, let's go

2255
01:37:31,420 --> 01:37:33,420
first two

2256
01:37:33,420 --> 01:37:35,420
dipped in shit and rolled in breadcrumbs

2257
01:37:35,420 --> 01:37:37,420
yeah

2258
01:37:37,420 --> 01:37:39,420
I think that's everybody's

2259
01:37:39,420 --> 01:37:41,420
come on, because they referred to grandma's cooking

2260
01:37:41,420 --> 01:37:43,420
even, I was like wow

2261
01:37:43,420 --> 01:37:45,420
dipped in shit and rolled in breadcrumbs

2262
01:37:45,420 --> 01:37:47,420
very motivational

2263
01:37:47,420 --> 01:37:49,420
eat the hot dog

2264
01:37:49,420 --> 01:37:51,420
don't be one

2265
01:37:51,420 --> 01:37:53,420
eat the hot dog

2266
01:37:53,420 --> 01:37:55,420
I feel like that should be like the cat hanging on a clothesline

2267
01:37:55,420 --> 01:37:57,420
you're like

2268
01:37:57,420 --> 01:37:59,420
that should be a hot dog hanging on a clothesline

2269
01:37:59,420 --> 01:38:01,420
I was like more like on the grill

2270
01:38:01,420 --> 01:38:03,420
yeah

2271
01:38:03,420 --> 01:38:05,420
when did

2272
01:38:05,420 --> 01:38:07,420
at what point in the conversation when it was

2273
01:38:07,420 --> 01:38:09,420
when it was eyepatch and

2274
01:38:09,420 --> 01:38:11,420
I guess Judd Nelson

2275
01:38:11,420 --> 01:38:13,420
when they were talking on the park bench

2276
01:38:13,420 --> 01:38:15,420
did he say something about pork

2277
01:38:15,420 --> 01:38:17,420
because I missed that

2278
01:38:17,420 --> 01:38:19,420
so it was what the hot dog was made of

2279
01:38:19,420 --> 01:38:21,420
did the guy say is this pork

2280
01:38:21,420 --> 01:38:23,420
he said it was a turkey dog instead of a pork

2281
01:38:23,420 --> 01:38:25,420
got it, and then at the end

2282
01:38:25,420 --> 01:38:27,420
the big bird was, it was pork

2283
01:38:27,420 --> 01:38:29,420
and then he kills him or tries to kill him

2284
01:38:29,420 --> 01:38:31,420
and then, yeah

2285
01:38:31,420 --> 01:38:33,420
definitely lays him to waste

2286
01:38:33,420 --> 01:38:35,420
oh so they poisoned him with a hot dog

2287
01:38:35,420 --> 01:38:37,420
he's a vegetarian

2288
01:38:37,420 --> 01:38:39,420
he said I didn't want to eat pork

2289
01:38:39,420 --> 01:38:41,420
no, it might be religious reasons

2290
01:38:41,420 --> 01:38:43,420
maybe he's Jewish

2291
01:38:43,420 --> 01:38:45,420
so he was probably Jewish

2292
01:38:45,420 --> 01:38:47,420
the eyepatch guy

2293
01:38:47,420 --> 01:38:49,420
this show can't be what race is

2294
01:38:49,420 --> 01:38:51,420
I'm just going to say

2295
01:38:51,420 --> 01:38:53,420
it was kind of just a nod

2296
01:38:53,420 --> 01:38:55,420
fuck you

2297
01:38:55,420 --> 01:38:57,420
yeah, but the fuck you

2298
01:38:57,420 --> 01:38:59,420
it was pork, and he didn't want to eat pork

2299
01:38:59,420 --> 01:39:01,420
so that's a pretty good bird, that's a pretty sick bird

2300
01:39:01,420 --> 01:39:03,420
the only other one that I have

2301
01:39:03,420 --> 01:39:05,420
and I don't know if you guys have done this movie

2302
01:39:05,420 --> 01:39:07,420
I'm not going to spoil it

2303
01:39:07,420 --> 01:39:09,420
but from the Punisher, the original one

2304
01:39:09,420 --> 01:39:11,420
Thomas Jane

2305
01:39:11,420 --> 01:39:13,420
oh, when he's sitting there

2306
01:39:13,420 --> 01:39:15,420
and he's like I'm going to get my

2307
01:39:15,420 --> 01:39:17,420
applesauce back

2308
01:39:17,420 --> 01:39:19,420
that was a very very raw

2309
01:39:19,420 --> 01:39:21,420
reference, I don't know

2310
01:39:21,420 --> 01:39:23,420
maybe I should have just watched the Punisher

2311
01:39:23,420 --> 01:39:25,420
to really feel the applesauce line

2312
01:39:25,420 --> 01:39:27,420
because it's almost like if you haven't seen

2313
01:39:27,420 --> 01:39:29,420
There Will Be Blood, how about that scene

2314
01:39:29,420 --> 01:39:31,420
where he's like I'll take your milkshake

2315
01:39:31,420 --> 01:39:33,420
remember that?

2316
01:39:33,420 --> 01:39:35,420
the straw with the milk in the milkshake thing

2317
01:39:35,420 --> 01:39:37,420
am I wrong?

2318
01:39:37,420 --> 01:39:39,420
There Will Be Blood with Daniel Day-Lewis

2319
01:39:39,420 --> 01:39:41,420
I guess you do watch movies

2320
01:39:41,420 --> 01:39:43,420
everybody else is fucking in the dark

2321
01:39:43,420 --> 01:39:45,420
yeah, fuck you, I don't know movies

2322
01:39:45,420 --> 01:39:47,420
yeah

2323
01:39:47,420 --> 01:39:49,420
he's giving his baby like Jack Daniel

2324
01:39:49,420 --> 01:39:51,420
I was like it's awesome

2325
01:39:51,420 --> 01:39:53,420
they arrest him and put him in jail

2326
01:39:53,420 --> 01:39:55,420
and then they use voice AI

2327
01:39:55,420 --> 01:39:57,420
to like pretend to be the prosecutor

2328
01:39:57,420 --> 01:39:59,420
or district attorney

2329
01:39:59,420 --> 01:40:01,420
to release him

2330
01:40:01,420 --> 01:40:03,420
Jack's in jail

2331
01:40:03,420 --> 01:40:05,420
but they arrested him

2332
01:40:05,420 --> 01:40:07,420
and he had the fucking laser gun

2333
01:40:07,420 --> 01:40:09,420
and like C4 detonator

2334
01:40:09,420 --> 01:40:11,420
wasn't that the smoking gun

2335
01:40:11,420 --> 01:40:13,420
they found the gun in his apartment

2336
01:40:13,420 --> 01:40:15,420
they're like alright, we got him

2337
01:40:15,420 --> 01:40:17,420
here's the gun, he's in jail

2338
01:40:17,420 --> 01:40:19,420
everyone just doesn't notice him

2339
01:40:19,420 --> 01:40:21,420
which I kind of like, that's the sort of Spider-Man moment

2340
01:40:21,420 --> 01:40:23,420
where he takes off his mask in the subway

2341
01:40:23,420 --> 01:40:25,420
and they all got his back, right

2342
01:40:25,420 --> 01:40:27,420
so like I like that

2343
01:40:27,420 --> 01:40:29,420
not Family Matters cop

2344
01:40:29,420 --> 01:40:31,420
also

2345
01:40:31,420 --> 01:40:33,420
also

2346
01:40:33,420 --> 01:40:35,420
not Carl Winslow

2347
01:40:35,420 --> 01:40:37,420
but close enough

2348
01:40:37,420 --> 01:40:39,420
no, that's also Carl Winslow

2349
01:40:39,420 --> 01:40:41,420
and it's not him

2350
01:40:41,420 --> 01:40:43,420
well that earns me a bathroom break

2351
01:40:43,420 --> 01:40:45,420
I was saying

2352
01:40:45,420 --> 01:40:47,420
not Carl Winslow

2353
01:40:47,420 --> 01:40:49,420
not Carl Winslow

2354
01:40:49,420 --> 01:40:51,420
it's not

2355
01:40:51,420 --> 01:40:53,420
it's not that actor, it looks just like him

2356
01:40:53,420 --> 01:40:55,420
it's not him before or after he shot that kid

2357
01:40:55,420 --> 01:40:57,420
in Die Hard

2358
01:40:57,420 --> 01:40:59,420
no, okay

2359
01:40:59,420 --> 01:41:01,420
no, this is not him

2360
01:41:01,420 --> 01:41:03,420
a very problematic part of Die Hard

2361
01:41:03,420 --> 01:41:05,420
but we

2362
01:41:05,420 --> 01:41:07,420
where were we going

2363
01:41:07,420 --> 01:41:09,420
we were on favorite quotes

2364
01:41:09,420 --> 01:41:11,420
what was yours

2365
01:41:11,420 --> 01:41:13,420
I don't remember exactly what he says

2366
01:41:13,420 --> 01:41:15,420
before the final fight he like wheels out

2367
01:41:15,420 --> 01:41:17,420
the wheelchair girl

2368
01:41:17,420 --> 01:41:19,420
and he's like I could just be done with this crippled bitch

2369
01:41:19,420 --> 01:41:21,420
or whatever and just be done with it

2370
01:41:21,420 --> 01:41:23,420
whatever he says

2371
01:41:23,420 --> 01:41:25,420
this crippled bitch, I remember that

2372
01:41:25,420 --> 01:41:27,420
he's like I would just be done

2373
01:41:27,420 --> 01:41:29,420
I'd throw away this crippled bitch and move on with my life

2374
01:41:29,420 --> 01:41:31,420
what are you doing Shaq

2375
01:41:31,420 --> 01:41:33,420
that's yeah

2376
01:41:33,420 --> 01:41:35,420
that's great

2377
01:41:35,420 --> 01:41:37,420
at the end of the final fight, it's not like a quote

2378
01:41:37,420 --> 01:41:39,420
I don't remember what she says, but when she like blasts off

2379
01:41:39,420 --> 01:41:41,420
in the wheelchair

2380
01:41:41,420 --> 01:41:43,420
and she's got the rockets

2381
01:41:43,420 --> 01:41:45,420
oh my god

2382
01:41:45,420 --> 01:41:47,420
when she's doing the whole Roman Candles spin around

2383
01:41:47,420 --> 01:41:49,420
blowing shit up move

2384
01:41:49,420 --> 01:41:51,420
and then she speeds off

2385
01:41:51,420 --> 01:41:53,420
oh no I wrote that down, what was it

2386
01:41:53,420 --> 01:41:55,420
that's the one you can't read

2387
01:41:55,420 --> 01:41:57,420
she's just gonna throw rockets on her chair

2388
01:41:57,420 --> 01:41:59,420
it is, it's the one I wrote over

2389
01:41:59,420 --> 01:42:01,420
but she says

2390
01:42:01,420 --> 01:42:03,420
is this quick enough for you

2391
01:42:03,420 --> 01:42:05,420
and then she hits the nitro

2392
01:42:05,420 --> 01:42:07,420
and barely goes any faster

2393
01:42:07,420 --> 01:42:09,420
I'm like no

2394
01:42:09,420 --> 01:42:11,420
not much faster

2395
01:42:11,420 --> 01:42:13,420
and I'm glad we're bringing this up

2396
01:42:13,420 --> 01:42:15,420
into the wheelchair part at the end of the movie

2397
01:42:15,420 --> 01:42:17,420
because again, my background was

2398
01:42:17,420 --> 01:42:19,420
we didn't even get to the end part of the wheelchair

2399
01:42:19,420 --> 01:42:21,420
where her special modification

2400
01:42:21,420 --> 01:42:23,420
that lets her stand up

2401
01:42:23,420 --> 01:42:25,420
well that's what we're getting

2402
01:42:25,420 --> 01:42:27,420
what the fuck

2403
01:42:27,420 --> 01:42:29,420
my background again, having a little bit of social work

2404
01:42:29,420 --> 01:42:31,420
I'm like I know ADA law

2405
01:42:31,420 --> 01:42:33,420
and there is no way they're opening a fucking

2406
01:42:33,420 --> 01:42:35,420
restaurant covering a fucking

2407
01:42:35,420 --> 01:42:37,420
walkway right there on a main street

2408
01:42:37,420 --> 01:42:39,420
in Chicago, or I'm sorry LA

2409
01:42:39,420 --> 01:42:41,420
with a girl who's

2410
01:42:41,420 --> 01:42:43,420
actually operating a wheelchair

2411
01:42:43,420 --> 01:42:45,420
like that does not seem awkward

2412
01:42:45,420 --> 01:42:47,420
there's an entire block

2413
01:42:47,420 --> 01:42:49,420
entire walkway

2414
01:42:49,420 --> 01:42:51,420
down the city block

2415
01:42:51,420 --> 01:42:53,420
but the girl wearing the wheelchair

2416
01:42:53,420 --> 01:42:55,420
has got the new modifications

2417
01:42:55,420 --> 01:42:57,420
that does not make any sense to me

2418
01:42:57,420 --> 01:42:59,420
that's, they're literally

2419
01:42:59,420 --> 01:43:01,420
no she stands

2420
01:43:01,420 --> 01:43:03,420
hold on, hear me out though

2421
01:43:03,420 --> 01:43:05,420
the Clinton administration, they put the ADA

2422
01:43:05,420 --> 01:43:07,420
law in it, it didn't even exist then

2423
01:43:07,420 --> 01:43:09,420
that's why, I'm just kidding

2424
01:43:09,420 --> 01:43:11,420
how about the more pressing concern of

2425
01:43:11,420 --> 01:43:13,420
so Shaq 100%

2426
01:43:13,420 --> 01:43:15,420
robbed a few of those banks

2427
01:43:15,420 --> 01:43:17,420
when he went to go help, right?

2428
01:43:17,420 --> 01:43:19,420
because where the fuck did grandma

2429
01:43:19,420 --> 01:43:21,420
what's her face get the money to open up a restaurant

2430
01:43:21,420 --> 01:43:23,420
she was just working on soufflés

2431
01:43:23,420 --> 01:43:25,420
in the ghetto

2432
01:43:25,420 --> 01:43:27,420
just fucking doing shit, right?

2433
01:43:27,420 --> 01:43:29,420
whatever, and then all of a sudden

2434
01:43:29,420 --> 01:43:31,420
Shaq saves the day a few times

2435
01:43:31,420 --> 01:43:33,420
near some banks

2436
01:43:33,420 --> 01:43:35,420
and then all of a sudden she's able

2437
01:43:35,420 --> 01:43:37,420
to open up a

2438
01:43:37,420 --> 01:43:39,420
which no bank would ever greenlight

2439
01:43:39,420 --> 01:43:41,420
a soul food

2440
01:43:41,420 --> 01:43:43,420
french cuisine fusion

2441
01:43:43,420 --> 01:43:45,420
cafe

2442
01:43:45,420 --> 01:43:47,420
everything she said

2443
01:43:47,420 --> 01:43:49,420
sounded great

2444
01:43:49,420 --> 01:43:51,420
I was down, what's at the end she said

2445
01:43:51,420 --> 01:43:53,420
something about, it was like

2446
01:43:53,420 --> 01:43:55,420
lobster served out of the shell

2447
01:43:55,420 --> 01:43:57,420
with a sweet potato

2448
01:43:57,420 --> 01:43:59,420
puree, cream

2449
01:43:59,420 --> 01:44:01,420
and a something

2450
01:44:01,420 --> 01:44:03,420
and I was like, that sounds fucking good

2451
01:44:03,420 --> 01:44:05,420
what was the name of the restaurant she wanted to own?

2452
01:44:05,420 --> 01:44:07,420
black and blue

2453
01:44:07,420 --> 01:44:09,420
beer

2454
01:44:09,420 --> 01:44:11,420
and cheese

2455
01:44:11,420 --> 01:44:13,420
I mean, you're talking shit

2456
01:44:13,420 --> 01:44:15,420
but that is a good name for a fucker

2457
01:44:15,420 --> 01:44:17,420
I'm all about puns

2458
01:44:17,420 --> 01:44:19,420
that's not a bad name

2459
01:44:19,420 --> 01:44:21,420
the best example of Shaq privilege

2460
01:44:21,420 --> 01:44:23,420
is that the gang gets to open a restaurant

2461
01:44:23,420 --> 01:44:25,420
and then did you guys have lines?

2462
01:44:25,420 --> 01:44:27,420
Tristan?

2463
01:44:27,420 --> 01:44:29,420
I'm trying to forget the lines

2464
01:44:29,420 --> 01:44:31,420
did you have any lines

2465
01:44:31,420 --> 01:44:33,420
you wanted to share your favorites?

2466
01:44:33,420 --> 01:44:35,420
my favorite line

2467
01:44:35,420 --> 01:44:37,420
he gave me some

2468
01:44:37,420 --> 01:44:39,420
insight about other movies

2469
01:44:39,420 --> 01:44:41,420
some of my favorites, like kind of go in the bed

2470
01:44:41,420 --> 01:44:43,420
having some drinks

2471
01:44:43,420 --> 01:44:45,420
mucking some bowls, having fun

2472
01:44:45,420 --> 01:44:47,420
he falls and they check on the scanner

2473
01:44:47,420 --> 01:44:49,420
when he first gets his suit on

2474
01:44:49,420 --> 01:44:51,420
and they look over at him

2475
01:44:51,420 --> 01:44:53,420
and look back at him

2476
01:44:53,420 --> 01:44:55,420
getting his vision and everything

2477
01:44:55,420 --> 01:44:57,420
and they're like, oh are you okay?

2478
01:44:57,420 --> 01:44:59,420
I feel like trash

2479
01:44:59,420 --> 01:45:01,420
I instantly felt like kick ass

2480
01:45:01,420 --> 01:45:03,420
kind of deal, you know what I mean?

2481
01:45:03,420 --> 01:45:05,420
where they get fucked up in their first fight

2482
01:45:05,420 --> 01:45:07,420
he falls in the dumpster

2483
01:45:07,420 --> 01:45:09,420
and he goes, oh

2484
01:45:09,420 --> 01:45:11,420
I got trash or something like that

2485
01:45:11,420 --> 01:45:13,420
what are some kick ass vibes

2486
01:45:13,420 --> 01:45:15,420
right there

2487
01:45:15,420 --> 01:45:17,420
I feel like I'm watching a scoop

2488
01:45:17,420 --> 01:45:19,420
of kick ass

2489
01:45:19,420 --> 01:45:21,420
this movie might not be

2490
01:45:21,420 --> 01:45:23,420
a well written movie

2491
01:45:23,420 --> 01:45:25,420
but there is one part

2492
01:45:25,420 --> 01:45:27,420
that is absolutely

2493
01:45:27,420 --> 01:45:29,420
genius fucking script writing

2494
01:45:29,420 --> 01:45:31,420
and it's so fucking good

2495
01:45:31,420 --> 01:45:33,420
it's

2496
01:45:33,420 --> 01:45:35,420
not Carl Winslow

2497
01:45:35,420 --> 01:45:37,420
points the gun at him, puts your hands up

2498
01:45:37,420 --> 01:45:39,420
and then he does the whole grappling hook

2499
01:45:39,420 --> 01:45:41,420
and leaves

2500
01:45:41,420 --> 01:45:43,420
and next time he sees him he goes

2501
01:45:43,420 --> 01:45:45,420
put your hands down

2502
01:45:45,420 --> 01:45:47,420
is what he says to him

2503
01:45:47,420 --> 01:45:49,420
and I was like, that's so good

2504
01:45:49,420 --> 01:45:51,420
that's such good writing

2505
01:45:51,420 --> 01:45:53,420
that's like a follow through

2506
01:45:53,420 --> 01:45:55,420
but I heard it and I was like, oh

2507
01:45:55,420 --> 01:45:57,420
brilliant

2508
01:45:57,420 --> 01:45:59,420
I thought you were going to talk about the weird grappling hook fight

2509
01:45:59,420 --> 01:46:01,420
our film got us lying

2510
01:46:01,420 --> 01:46:03,420
shooting a fence

2511
01:46:03,420 --> 01:46:05,420
going straight up like 10 feet

2512
01:46:05,420 --> 01:46:07,420
12 foot shy of the

2513
01:46:07,420 --> 01:46:09,420
ledge

2514
01:46:09,420 --> 01:46:11,420
that is great

2515
01:46:11,420 --> 01:46:13,420
one of the movies we just reviewed was Space

2516
01:46:13,420 --> 01:46:15,420
Truckers

2517
01:46:15,420 --> 01:46:17,420
so I will forgive any bad wire work

2518
01:46:17,420 --> 01:46:19,420
for any movie moving forward

2519
01:46:19,420 --> 01:46:21,420
because Space Truckers

2520
01:46:21,420 --> 01:46:23,420
just wires everywhere

2521
01:46:23,420 --> 01:46:25,420
you can see the wires

2522
01:46:25,420 --> 01:46:27,420
in Space Truckers it's a space movie

2523
01:46:27,420 --> 01:46:29,420
where they're just

2524
01:46:29,420 --> 01:46:31,420
walking around, just regular shit

2525
01:46:31,420 --> 01:46:33,420
and then someone will punch someone

2526
01:46:33,420 --> 01:46:35,420
and all of a sudden they'll fly across

2527
01:46:35,420 --> 01:46:37,420
the spaceship because apparently it's been

2528
01:46:37,420 --> 01:46:39,420
zero gravity the whole time

2529
01:46:39,420 --> 01:46:41,420
but it'd be just like, we're hanging out and all of a sudden I'd hit you

2530
01:46:41,420 --> 01:46:43,420
and you go flying off

2531
01:46:43,420 --> 01:46:45,420
because zero gravity kicked in just for you

2532
01:46:45,420 --> 01:46:47,420
just like that

2533
01:46:47,420 --> 01:46:49,420
it's really bad

2534
01:46:49,420 --> 01:46:51,420
so it's like Dragon Ball Z

2535
01:46:51,420 --> 01:46:53,420
maybe worse, maybe better

2536
01:46:53,420 --> 01:46:55,420
in some ways, but it's

2537
01:46:55,420 --> 01:46:57,420
Stephen Dorff

2538
01:46:57,420 --> 01:46:59,420
and what's his name?

2539
01:46:59,420 --> 01:47:01,420
Dennis Hopper

2540
01:47:01,420 --> 01:47:03,420
Space Truckers, but anyway

2541
01:47:03,420 --> 01:47:05,420
so what we do

2542
01:47:05,420 --> 01:47:07,420
on the show is we have a rating system

2543
01:47:07,420 --> 01:47:09,420
and we go from B

2544
01:47:09,420 --> 01:47:11,420
being the highest because we don't really watch very

2545
01:47:11,420 --> 01:47:13,420
many A movies, so B is

2546
01:47:13,420 --> 01:47:15,420
our absolute best, B plus

2547
01:47:15,420 --> 01:47:17,420
it goes down to F

2548
01:47:17,420 --> 01:47:19,420
being just absolute bad movie

2549
01:47:19,420 --> 01:47:21,420
but at least there's some redeeming quality

2550
01:47:21,420 --> 01:47:23,420
to at least check it out for

2551
01:47:23,420 --> 01:47:25,420
how bad it is, and then we have

2552
01:47:25,420 --> 01:47:27,420
W, which is a waste

2553
01:47:27,420 --> 01:47:29,420
of fucking time, not even worth it

2554
01:47:29,420 --> 01:47:31,420
for the shits and giggles

2555
01:47:31,420 --> 01:47:33,420
so, we'll start

2556
01:47:33,420 --> 01:47:35,420
with Kevin

2557
01:47:35,420 --> 01:47:37,420
and your final thoughts too, so it's not

2558
01:47:37,420 --> 01:47:39,420
if you have any final thoughts, but I feel like we've

2559
01:47:39,420 --> 01:47:41,420
covered this thing with that

2560
01:47:43,420 --> 01:47:45,420
not gonna lie, I started this off

2561
01:47:45,420 --> 01:47:47,420
thinking we were watching Terrifier

2562
01:47:49,420 --> 01:47:51,420
but I made a mistake by watching

2563
01:47:51,420 --> 01:47:53,420
Terrifier 2, so then I

2564
01:47:53,420 --> 01:47:55,420
went back and watched Terrifier 1

2565
01:47:55,420 --> 01:47:57,420
and then I was later

2566
01:47:57,420 --> 01:47:59,420
informed by Austin that we were watching

2567
01:47:59,420 --> 01:48:01,420
a movie with Shaq in it

2568
01:48:01,420 --> 01:48:03,420
so that changed dramatically

2569
01:48:03,420 --> 01:48:05,420
my outlook on this, overall

2570
01:48:05,420 --> 01:48:07,420
though with the movie

2571
01:48:07,420 --> 01:48:09,420
a lot of really good

2572
01:48:09,420 --> 01:48:11,420
superhero references

2573
01:48:11,420 --> 01:48:13,420
thank you for informing that, it did have a good

2574
01:48:13,420 --> 01:48:15,420
backbone with the DC

2575
01:48:15,420 --> 01:48:17,420
community, those were references

2576
01:48:17,420 --> 01:48:19,420
those were cultural events happening

2577
01:48:19,420 --> 01:48:21,420
inside the own universe that this

2578
01:48:21,420 --> 01:48:23,420
movie existed in, okay those are called facts

2579
01:48:23,420 --> 01:48:25,420
if you want to be down to it

2580
01:48:25,420 --> 01:48:27,420
this is them referring to other superheroes

2581
01:48:27,420 --> 01:48:29,420
we didn't meet, I understand

2582
01:48:29,420 --> 01:48:31,420
them, you get what I'm saying

2583
01:48:31,420 --> 01:48:33,420
I would actually

2584
01:48:33,420 --> 01:48:35,420
have to, let's just throw it out

2585
01:48:35,420 --> 01:48:37,420
there at

2586
01:48:37,420 --> 01:48:39,420
probably a C+, my

2587
01:48:39,420 --> 01:48:41,420
biggest thing on it

2588
01:48:41,420 --> 01:48:43,420
is being that

2589
01:48:43,420 --> 01:48:45,420
again

2590
01:48:45,420 --> 01:48:47,420
it's not a lie, go back and watch the original

2591
01:48:47,420 --> 01:48:49,420
Michael Keaton Batman's

2592
01:48:49,420 --> 01:48:51,420
none of that wire work went well

2593
01:48:51,420 --> 01:48:53,420
none of the acting went well, but man

2594
01:48:53,420 --> 01:48:55,420
holds a place in my heart, also

2595
01:48:55,420 --> 01:48:57,420
shouts out to Cincinnati

2596
01:48:57,420 --> 01:48:59,420
for my boy Corey

2597
01:48:59,420 --> 01:49:01,420
and then also as well St. Louis

2598
01:49:01,420 --> 01:49:03,420
so I think that hits home, and they had

2599
01:49:03,420 --> 01:49:05,420
arcades, smuggling guns

2600
01:49:05,420 --> 01:49:07,420
I felt like Austin picked it just for us

2601
01:49:07,420 --> 01:49:09,420
I had no idea

2602
01:49:09,420 --> 01:49:11,420
I know you haven't watched it yet

2603
01:49:11,420 --> 01:49:13,420
but there's an arcade in it

2604
01:49:13,420 --> 01:49:15,420
we have a C+, Austin

2605
01:49:15,420 --> 01:49:17,420
so this movie

2606
01:49:17,420 --> 01:49:19,420
like I said earlier is

2607
01:49:19,420 --> 01:49:21,420
there was a movie they had

2608
01:49:21,420 --> 01:49:23,420
called Steal, they didn't have anyone

2609
01:49:23,420 --> 01:49:25,420
casted it, you could have fancasted this

2610
01:49:25,420 --> 01:49:27,420
to hell, and then they were like we can't make

2611
01:49:27,420 --> 01:49:29,420
the movie right now, so they put it in a drawer

2612
01:49:29,420 --> 01:49:31,420
and then

2613
01:49:31,420 --> 01:49:33,420
Warner Brothers, whoever the fuck

2614
01:49:33,420 --> 01:49:35,420
put out this movie

2615
01:49:35,420 --> 01:49:37,420
was like we need a vehicle for Shaq

2616
01:49:37,420 --> 01:49:39,420
and they reached into a drawer and they were like

2617
01:49:39,420 --> 01:49:41,420
we have Steal, he's the man of Steal

2618
01:49:41,420 --> 01:49:43,420
give him that movie

2619
01:49:43,420 --> 01:49:45,420
cast this hot chick

2620
01:49:45,420 --> 01:49:47,420
as the wheelchair girl

2621
01:49:47,420 --> 01:49:49,420
cast Shaq as Shaft

2622
01:49:49,420 --> 01:49:51,420
and

2623
01:49:51,420 --> 01:49:53,420
honestly it's one of those movies

2624
01:49:53,420 --> 01:49:55,420
that's so bad that it's good

2625
01:49:55,420 --> 01:49:57,420
but given the problems it has

2626
01:49:57,420 --> 01:49:59,420
I'm giving it a C+, as well

2627
01:49:59,420 --> 01:50:03,420
Keegan, I would like you to black cast this movie

2628
01:50:03,420 --> 01:50:05,420
Oh god, it's already black casted

2629
01:50:05,420 --> 01:50:09,420
I want you to black cast this movie

2630
01:50:09,420 --> 01:50:11,420
reverse everything

2631
01:50:11,420 --> 01:50:13,420
white cast Steal

2632
01:50:13,420 --> 01:50:15,420
white cast Steal

2633
01:50:15,420 --> 01:50:17,420
white cast Steal

2634
01:50:17,420 --> 01:50:21,420
yeah, if this was made by the same producers as

2635
01:50:21,420 --> 01:50:23,420
what's that movie with Scarlett Johansson

2636
01:50:23,420 --> 01:50:25,420
where she plays the Asian chick

2637
01:50:25,420 --> 01:50:27,420
Ghost in a Shell

2638
01:50:27,420 --> 01:50:29,420
if this was by the producers of Ghost in a Shell

2639
01:50:29,420 --> 01:50:31,420
and they wanted to do Steal

2640
01:50:31,420 --> 01:50:33,420
with a bunch of white people, how would they make it

2641
01:50:33,420 --> 01:50:35,420
the ruining movie

2642
01:50:35,420 --> 01:50:37,420
Dolph Lundgren as Steal

2643
01:50:37,420 --> 01:50:39,420
yeah

2644
01:50:39,420 --> 01:50:41,420
I don't know

2645
01:50:41,420 --> 01:50:43,420
just because I don't want this movie to get buried

2646
01:50:43,420 --> 01:50:45,420
and I'm stabbing a knife into Shaq's back here

2647
01:50:45,420 --> 01:50:47,420
S tier

2648
01:50:47,420 --> 01:50:49,420
S what?

2649
01:50:49,420 --> 01:50:51,420
alright fine, Keegan Gibson in S tier

2650
01:50:51,420 --> 01:50:53,420
which doesn't even exist on our fucking scale

2651
01:50:53,420 --> 01:50:55,420
you're breaking it

2652
01:50:55,420 --> 01:50:57,420
it's going to get an A somehow

2653
01:50:57,420 --> 01:51:01,420
I don't want this movie to rise to the top

2654
01:51:01,420 --> 01:51:03,420
I don't want Shaq to be in the movie

2655
01:51:03,420 --> 01:51:05,420
if he turns into an A on this test

2656
01:51:05,420 --> 01:51:07,420
Shaq has to live with the shame

2657
01:51:07,420 --> 01:51:09,420
Jesus Christ, so S tier

2658
01:51:09,420 --> 01:51:11,420
alright, Javin

2659
01:51:11,420 --> 01:51:16,420
Shaq's probably better as a photo printer copy salesman

2660
01:51:16,420 --> 01:51:18,420
than an actor

2661
01:51:18,420 --> 01:51:20,420
I agree

2662
01:51:20,420 --> 01:51:22,420
he's a better mascot for salesmen

2663
01:51:22,420 --> 01:51:24,420
makes better pizzas

2664
01:51:24,420 --> 01:51:26,420
however, one of the costume designers

2665
01:51:26,420 --> 01:51:28,420
name was like Julia Sexhilda

2666
01:51:28,420 --> 01:51:30,420
which

2667
01:51:30,420 --> 01:51:32,420
that bumps it up a bit for me

2668
01:51:32,420 --> 01:51:34,420
there was a costume designer named

2669
01:51:34,420 --> 01:51:36,420
Sexhilda?

2670
01:51:36,420 --> 01:51:38,420
Sexhilda

2671
01:51:38,420 --> 01:51:40,420
she did the

2672
01:51:40,420 --> 01:51:42,420
costumes for the mask

2673
01:51:42,420 --> 01:51:44,420
which

2674
01:51:44,420 --> 01:51:46,420
anything sex related

2675
01:51:46,420 --> 01:51:48,420
so what's her Instagram by the way?

2676
01:51:48,420 --> 01:51:50,420
I mean she's like

2677
01:51:50,420 --> 01:51:52,420
probably dead now

2678
01:51:52,420 --> 01:51:54,420
she's a hashtag

2679
01:51:54,420 --> 01:51:56,420
you know a lot about her

2680
01:51:56,420 --> 01:51:58,420
maybe she's going to search for Sexhilda

2681
01:51:58,420 --> 01:52:00,420
I don't know

2682
01:52:00,420 --> 01:52:02,420
maybe

2683
01:52:02,420 --> 01:52:04,420
put me in touch

2684
01:52:04,420 --> 01:52:06,420
I'm going to find Sexhilda

2685
01:52:06,420 --> 01:52:08,420
so what did you give it as a

2686
01:52:08,420 --> 01:52:10,420
as a great

2687
01:52:10,420 --> 01:52:12,420
out of respect for Sexhilda

2688
01:52:12,420 --> 01:52:14,420
we've got to give him a B

2689
01:52:14,420 --> 01:52:16,420
that's the top grade

2690
01:52:16,420 --> 01:52:18,420
alright, Cory

2691
01:52:18,420 --> 01:52:20,420
I had no expectations

2692
01:52:20,420 --> 01:52:22,420
for this movie whatsoever

2693
01:52:22,420 --> 01:52:24,420
I'm not even a movie guy

2694
01:52:24,420 --> 01:52:26,420
I'm just here to drink beer and hang out with you guys

2695
01:52:26,420 --> 01:52:28,420
there we go

2696
01:52:28,420 --> 01:52:30,420
but man if you really don't want to be challenged

2697
01:52:30,420 --> 01:52:32,420
at all

2698
01:52:32,420 --> 01:52:34,420
you don't want to have to think at all

2699
01:52:34,420 --> 01:52:36,420
and you want to watch this guy fumble through a fucking

2700
01:52:36,420 --> 01:52:38,420
movie like he does from the pre-co line

2701
01:52:38,420 --> 01:52:40,420
this is your fucking jam

2702
01:52:40,420 --> 01:52:42,420
it was full of stupid fucking quotes

2703
01:52:42,420 --> 01:52:44,420
the guy looked like a fucking

2704
01:52:44,420 --> 01:52:46,420
I really had to say retard still

2705
01:52:46,420 --> 01:52:48,420
he looked like a handicap guy in a metal suit

2706
01:52:48,420 --> 01:52:50,420
like it was entertaining

2707
01:52:50,420 --> 01:52:52,420
I didn't fall asleep until the last 10 minutes

2708
01:52:52,420 --> 01:52:54,420
and I had to rewatch the last 10 minutes 10 times

2709
01:52:54,420 --> 01:52:56,420
I had to go back and rewind

2710
01:52:56,420 --> 01:52:58,420
to watch the chick stand up on her fucking wheelchair

2711
01:52:58,420 --> 01:53:00,420
great fucking finale

2712
01:53:00,420 --> 01:53:02,420
I want to give it a W but because

2713
01:53:02,420 --> 01:53:04,420
I watched the whole thing and I was entertained

2714
01:53:04,420 --> 01:53:06,420
I'm going to give it a fucking B-

2715
01:53:06,420 --> 01:53:08,420
Oh my god

2716
01:53:08,420 --> 01:53:10,420
what the fuck

2717
01:53:10,420 --> 01:53:12,420
I was going to give it a W

2718
01:53:12,420 --> 01:53:14,420
but since I finished it

2719
01:53:14,420 --> 01:53:16,420
it had a B-

2720
01:53:16,420 --> 01:53:18,420
it meant the bare minimum

2721
01:53:18,420 --> 01:53:20,420
it meant the bare minimum

2722
01:53:20,420 --> 01:53:22,420
it was finished

2723
01:53:22,420 --> 01:53:24,420
it took me 10

2724
01:53:24,420 --> 01:53:26,420
it took me 10 attempts

2725
01:53:26,420 --> 01:53:28,420
to get through the ending

2726
01:53:28,420 --> 01:53:30,420
and yet because I finished it

2727
01:53:30,420 --> 01:53:32,420
I got to the top of that mountain

2728
01:53:32,420 --> 01:53:34,420
it gets a B-

2729
01:53:34,420 --> 01:53:36,420
it's just like when I finish my girlfriend's not impressed

2730
01:53:36,420 --> 01:53:38,420
but it was a good night guys

2731
01:53:38,420 --> 01:53:40,420
Tristan, go

2732
01:53:40,420 --> 01:53:42,420
Tristan

2733
01:53:42,420 --> 01:53:44,420
Tristan Tristan Tristan

2734
01:53:44,420 --> 01:53:46,420
going right into the movie

2735
01:53:46,420 --> 01:53:48,420
I texted Austin

2736
01:53:48,420 --> 01:53:50,420
actually right when I first started going

2737
01:53:50,420 --> 01:53:52,420
into the movie and I was like wait a minute

2738
01:53:52,420 --> 01:53:54,420
I looked at it and the movie goes back to

2739
01:53:54,420 --> 01:53:56,420
97 and I was like this

2740
01:53:56,420 --> 01:53:58,420
shack could ever have hair honestly

2741
01:53:58,420 --> 01:54:00,420
I kind of thought that I was like he looks really

2742
01:54:00,420 --> 01:54:02,420
young right there and I didn't

2743
01:54:02,420 --> 01:54:04,420
really keep up on the age of the shack

2744
01:54:04,420 --> 01:54:06,420
the second off the tank came in

2745
01:54:06,420 --> 01:54:08,420
I looked at the tank and I was like could you

2746
01:54:08,420 --> 01:54:10,420
use some of the little more cardboard when the

2747
01:54:10,420 --> 01:54:12,420
tank rolled up and I thought about that

2748
01:54:12,420 --> 01:54:14,420
I'd judge it right off the bat from there

2749
01:54:14,420 --> 01:54:16,420
and then just the four

2750
01:54:16,420 --> 01:54:18,420
parts of it you know

2751
01:54:18,420 --> 01:54:20,420
later 90s but I felt like I was

2752
01:54:20,420 --> 01:54:22,420
watching Frank when picture came in

2753
01:54:22,420 --> 01:54:24,420
with color

2754
01:54:24,420 --> 01:54:26,420
you know beer

2755
01:54:26,420 --> 01:54:28,420
I'll probably give it a round with

2756
01:54:28,420 --> 01:54:30,420
D plus

2757
01:54:30,420 --> 01:54:32,420
I'm not really fond of it

2758
01:54:32,420 --> 01:54:34,420
if shack

2759
01:54:34,420 --> 01:54:36,420
wasn't making a free throw

2760
01:54:36,420 --> 01:54:38,420
he'd smack that shit on it

2761
01:54:38,420 --> 01:54:40,420
why did you give my friend a free throw

2762
01:54:40,420 --> 01:54:42,420
on this

2763
01:54:42,420 --> 01:54:44,420
always miss a free throw

2764
01:54:44,420 --> 01:54:46,420
like really

2765
01:54:46,420 --> 01:54:48,420
yeah that was

2766
01:54:48,420 --> 01:54:50,420
cringy

2767
01:54:50,420 --> 01:54:52,420
that whole free throw thing was cringy

2768
01:54:52,420 --> 01:54:54,420
this has

2769
01:54:54,420 --> 01:54:56,420
been one of our funnest ones to do

2770
01:54:56,420 --> 01:54:58,420
because of

2771
01:54:58,420 --> 01:55:00,420
this because of tonight

2772
01:55:00,420 --> 01:55:02,420
talking about this movie is like

2773
01:55:02,420 --> 01:55:04,420
a B plus plus plus

2774
01:55:04,420 --> 01:55:06,420
the actual movie sucks

2775
01:55:06,420 --> 01:55:08,420
it's a horrible movie

2776
01:55:08,420 --> 01:55:10,420
but you get to have a lot of fun making

2777
01:55:10,420 --> 01:55:12,420
fun of it don't tell me that's going to affect your

2778
01:55:12,420 --> 01:55:14,420
score like it's a C minus

2779
01:55:14,420 --> 01:55:16,420
it's a C minus

2780
01:55:16,420 --> 01:55:18,420
C minus

2781
01:55:18,420 --> 01:55:20,420
I didn't turn it off

2782
01:55:20,420 --> 01:55:22,420
can I change my vote I feel like I came in

2783
01:55:22,420 --> 01:55:24,420
way too high

2784
01:55:24,420 --> 01:55:26,420
oh really a B minus

2785
01:55:26,420 --> 01:55:28,420
just slightly less

2786
01:55:28,420 --> 01:55:30,420
than what we consider our best movies

2787
01:55:30,420 --> 01:55:32,420
Goody's got a B

2788
01:55:32,420 --> 01:55:34,420
yeah

2789
01:55:34,420 --> 01:55:36,420
Goody's got a B

2790
01:55:36,420 --> 01:55:38,420
and you're putting steel in 1997

2791
01:55:38,420 --> 01:55:40,420
it's just slightly under the

2792
01:55:40,420 --> 01:55:42,420
Goody's

2793
01:55:42,420 --> 01:55:44,420
you are gonna be

2794
01:55:44,420 --> 01:55:46,420
I might even get a rain again movie now

2795
01:55:46,420 --> 01:55:48,420
Die Hard, Goonies and Steel

2796
01:55:48,420 --> 01:55:50,420
and Steel

2797
01:55:50,420 --> 01:55:52,420
who rank the Goonies

2798
01:55:52,420 --> 01:55:54,420
a B

2799
01:55:54,420 --> 01:55:56,420
these are high

2800
01:55:56,420 --> 01:55:58,420
B is our max

2801
01:55:58,420 --> 01:56:00,420
so steel

2802
01:56:00,420 --> 01:56:02,420
my grade is a

2803
01:56:02,420 --> 01:56:04,420
is a

2804
01:56:04,420 --> 01:56:06,420
well D plus

2805
01:56:06,420 --> 01:56:08,420
it's a D plus because

2806
01:56:08,420 --> 01:56:10,420
it's shitty it's fun to watch

2807
01:56:10,420 --> 01:56:12,420
there's some laugh out loud moments

2808
01:56:12,420 --> 01:56:14,420
there's that put your

2809
01:56:14,420 --> 01:56:16,420
hands up put your hands down which is brilliant

2810
01:56:16,420 --> 01:56:18,420
screenwriting

2811
01:56:18,420 --> 01:56:20,420
love it

2812
01:56:20,420 --> 01:56:22,420
so with the S tier

2813
01:56:22,420 --> 01:56:24,420
two B's, two high C's

2814
01:56:24,420 --> 01:56:26,420
two high D's and a C minus

2815
01:56:26,420 --> 01:56:28,420
Steel gets an

2816
01:56:28,420 --> 01:56:30,420
A

2817
01:56:30,420 --> 01:56:32,420
see it is up there with Goonies and

2818
01:56:32,420 --> 01:56:34,420
because here's

2819
01:56:34,420 --> 01:56:36,420
the problem

2820
01:56:36,420 --> 01:56:38,420
S isn't on our fucking scale

2821
01:56:38,420 --> 01:56:40,420
so I had to

2822
01:56:38,420 --> 01:56:48,420
Rise Podcast by a milestone that cannot be topped

2823
01:56:40,420 --> 01:56:42,420
account for S

2824
01:56:42,420 --> 01:56:44,420
S so somehow Steel

2825
01:56:44,420 --> 01:56:46,420
is now our best rated movie

2826
01:56:48,420 --> 01:56:50,420
no other movie we watch can beat

2827
01:56:50,420 --> 01:56:52,420
Steel legally

2828
01:56:52,420 --> 01:56:54,420
through our own system

2829
01:56:54,420 --> 01:56:56,420
alright everybody get the fuck out of my bar

2830
01:56:56,420 --> 01:56:58,420
there's a scientist at MIT

2831
01:56:58,420 --> 01:57:00,420
it's impossible

2832
01:57:00,420 --> 01:57:02,420
it's impossible

2833
01:57:02,420 --> 01:57:04,420
I think it's working

2834
01:57:04,420 --> 01:57:06,420
it's impossible

2835
01:57:06,420 --> 01:57:08,420
I think it's working

2836
01:57:08,420 --> 01:57:10,420
so one of our

2837
01:57:10,420 --> 01:57:12,420
the only fan we have

2838
01:57:12,420 --> 01:57:14,420
it's probably Kaylee

2839
01:57:14,420 --> 01:57:16,420
this girl Kaylee

2840
01:57:16,420 --> 01:57:18,420
she's probably just at home

2841
01:57:18,420 --> 01:57:20,420
and she just sees E it's like that moment where

2842
01:57:20,420 --> 01:57:22,420
the brain everything clicks together

2843
01:57:22,420 --> 01:57:24,420
E equals MC squares floating across

2844
01:57:24,420 --> 01:57:26,420
you know what I'm talking about every movie or TV show

2845
01:57:26,420 --> 01:57:28,420
it's just like

2846
01:57:28,420 --> 01:57:30,420
it doesn't measure up

2847
01:57:30,420 --> 01:57:32,420
so the last thing we do on the show

2848
01:57:32,420 --> 01:57:34,420
is we recommend a movie

2849
01:57:34,420 --> 01:58:00,420
for next week

2850
01:58:00,420 --> 01:58:02,420
so we go toby

2851
01:58:02,420 --> 01:58:28,420
so we go toby

2852
01:58:28,420 --> 01:58:30,420
so we go toby

2853
01:58:30,420 --> 01:58:58,420
so we go toby

2854
01:58:58,420 --> 01:59:00,420
so we go toby

2855
01:59:00,420 --> 01:59:02,420
so we go toby

2856
01:59:02,420 --> 01:59:04,420
so we go toby

2857
01:59:04,420 --> 01:59:06,420
so we go toby

2858
01:59:06,420 --> 01:59:08,420
i pick a movie off

2859
01:59:08,420 --> 01:59:10,420
i pick a movie off recently added

2860
01:59:10,420 --> 01:59:12,420
it's big movie everyone knows what it is

2861
01:59:12,420 --> 01:59:14,420
I haven't seen it though and it's called platoon

2862
01:59:14,420 --> 01:59:16,420
oh shit

2863
01:59:16,420 --> 01:59:18,420
I started platoon the other day on toby

2864
01:59:18,420 --> 01:59:20,420
so i saw there was a fucking movie

2865
01:59:20,420 --> 01:59:22,420
that's another good choice alright

2866
01:59:22,420 --> 01:59:24,420
this might be the most like

2867
01:59:24,420 --> 01:59:26,420
i just watch all of these

2868
01:59:26,420 --> 01:59:29,420
Oh, shit!

2869
01:59:29,420 --> 01:59:30,420
That was a good one, man.

2870
01:59:30,420 --> 01:59:33,420
Fuck, that's a good, that's a fucking great joke.

2871
01:59:33,420 --> 01:59:34,420
What do you think about Friends?

2872
01:59:34,420 --> 01:59:40,420
Somehow with Platoon and Boondock Saints on the table, I think Mack and Me might win.

2873
01:59:40,420 --> 01:59:42,420
Where are we filming? I'll be there.

2874
01:59:42,420 --> 01:59:43,420
Shout out to Ruba.

2875
01:59:43,420 --> 01:59:45,420
Shout out to Completely Compromised Podcast.

2876
01:59:45,420 --> 01:59:50,420
Oh, God. Shout out to Paul Rudd and Conan O'Brien for the Mack and Me.

2877
01:59:50,420 --> 01:59:54,420
That's the only thing I know about it, so it would be cool to have this story.

2878
01:59:54,420 --> 01:59:59,420
The dance-off and the McDonald's and the representation of commercialism is so good.

2879
01:59:59,420 --> 02:00:00,420
All right, Austin, do you have one?

2880
02:00:00,420 --> 02:00:02,420
Oh, you said you weren't going to do it.

2881
02:00:02,420 --> 02:00:05,420
Oh, also, do you guys want to feel what a pinball feels like?

2882
02:00:05,420 --> 02:00:06,420
No, I don't want to feel it.

2883
02:00:06,420 --> 02:00:07,420
Oh, yeah.

2884
02:00:07,420 --> 02:00:08,420
Oh!

2885
02:00:08,420 --> 02:00:10,420
Ooh, that's exactly what I thought it would feel like.

2886
02:00:10,420 --> 02:00:12,420
It's heavier than a pump.

2887
02:00:12,420 --> 02:00:15,420
Which shows how powerful those plushes are.

2888
02:00:15,420 --> 02:00:18,420
That's actually, yeah, and how powerful the bumpers are.

2889
02:00:18,420 --> 02:00:20,420
And when you tilt.

2890
02:00:20,420 --> 02:00:24,420
And when you do the bend.

2891
02:00:24,420 --> 02:00:28,420
Okay, Jamin, did you have a movie?

2892
02:00:28,420 --> 02:00:30,420
Oh, yeah, you guys should watch Knock Knock.

2893
02:00:30,420 --> 02:00:31,420
Knock Knock.

2894
02:00:31,420 --> 02:00:33,420
I think that's going to be on Keanu Reeves.

2895
02:00:33,420 --> 02:00:35,420
Oh, come on.

2896
02:00:35,420 --> 02:00:39,420
I mean, I've seen selected scenes from Knock Knock.

2897
02:00:39,420 --> 02:00:42,420
Here's the challenge. You can't watch it on Pornhub.

2898
02:00:42,420 --> 02:00:44,420
You have to watch it on Pornhub.

2899
02:00:44,420 --> 02:00:45,420
I have seen it on Pornhub.

2900
02:00:45,420 --> 02:00:47,420
I'm not even lying to you. That's a go-to.

2901
02:00:47,420 --> 02:00:50,420
You guys are scaring me. Do I see Keanu Reeves' dick?

2902
02:00:50,420 --> 02:00:51,420
No.

2903
02:00:51,420 --> 02:00:55,420
You see the two hottest actresses in Hollywood naked.

2904
02:00:55,420 --> 02:00:57,420
The whole fucking movie.

2905
02:00:57,420 --> 02:00:58,420
You know what the plot of that movie is?

2906
02:00:58,420 --> 02:01:01,420
Keanu Reeves, his wife's out of town, I think.

2907
02:01:01,420 --> 02:01:03,420
He's hot and alone. It's raining.

2908
02:01:03,420 --> 02:01:08,420
And two just super college babes, the hottest fucking women on Earth,

2909
02:01:08,420 --> 02:01:10,420
just come up there like, excuse us.

2910
02:01:10,420 --> 02:01:13,420
It's raining. Our car broke down. Can we just stay here for a second?

2911
02:01:13,420 --> 02:01:17,420
And of course, the amount of fucking that goes down in that movie.

2912
02:01:17,420 --> 02:01:19,420
Oh, boy.

2913
02:01:19,420 --> 02:01:21,420
You're just like, I get hurt.

2914
02:01:21,420 --> 02:01:23,420
So another movie.

2915
02:01:23,420 --> 02:01:24,420
But if you got to...

2916
02:01:24,420 --> 02:01:26,420
What movie is that?

2917
02:01:26,420 --> 02:01:27,420
Knock Knock.

2918
02:01:27,420 --> 02:01:28,420
I say I'm watching it when I get home.

2919
02:01:28,420 --> 02:01:29,420
I can't wait till I get home.

2920
02:01:29,420 --> 02:01:30,420
Cory.

2921
02:01:30,420 --> 02:01:32,420
Can I borrow his sock?

2922
02:01:32,420 --> 02:01:35,420
Hey, this is a bong. This is a bong, Cousy.

2923
02:01:35,420 --> 02:01:37,420
I thought that was for the movies.

2924
02:01:37,420 --> 02:01:38,420
That was communal.

2925
02:01:38,420 --> 02:01:41,420
I'm going to go with Team America.

2926
02:01:41,420 --> 02:01:42,420
Oh, okay.

2927
02:01:42,420 --> 02:01:44,420
Little Puppet on Puppet X.

2928
02:01:44,420 --> 02:01:45,420
That's on Tubi?

2929
02:01:45,420 --> 02:01:46,420
Oh, man.

2930
02:01:46,420 --> 02:01:47,420
I don't know.

2931
02:01:47,420 --> 02:01:48,420
Okay.

2932
02:01:48,420 --> 02:01:51,420
Another wild card maybe not on Tubi.

2933
02:01:51,420 --> 02:01:52,420
It was. It was.

2934
02:01:52,420 --> 02:01:53,420
Is yours on Tubi?

2935
02:01:53,420 --> 02:01:55,420
If you can't pump it, you fuck it.

2936
02:01:55,420 --> 02:01:56,420
Did you find one on Tubi?

2937
02:01:56,420 --> 02:01:57,420
Oh, I did.

2938
02:01:57,420 --> 02:01:58,420
What is it?

2939
02:01:58,420 --> 02:01:59,420
Oh, buddy.

2940
02:01:59,420 --> 02:02:00,420
Okay.

2941
02:02:00,420 --> 02:02:02,420
And I just logged in and I scrolled down.

2942
02:02:02,420 --> 02:02:03,420
Yeah.

2943
02:02:03,420 --> 02:02:07,420
And I scrolled down about three swipes and we got to what is that?

2944
02:02:07,420 --> 02:02:10,420
Oh, okay. Well, he brought it up earlier.

2945
02:02:10,420 --> 02:02:11,420
It's called The Descent.

2946
02:02:11,420 --> 02:02:13,420
He was mad at me that I hadn't seen it.

2947
02:02:13,420 --> 02:02:14,420
It's a horror movie.

2948
02:02:14,420 --> 02:02:19,420
I hear it's a pretty horrifying horror movie and it's all about claustrophobia.

2949
02:02:19,420 --> 02:02:20,420
Why didn't we bring it up?

2950
02:02:20,420 --> 02:02:21,420
Why didn't we bring it up?

2951
02:02:21,420 --> 02:02:23,420
Is that the one that we were talking about?

2952
02:02:23,420 --> 02:02:24,420
I don't know.

2953
02:02:24,420 --> 02:02:25,420
Review the tapes, dude.

2954
02:02:25,420 --> 02:02:27,420
Michael, I thought you had a job around here.

2955
02:02:27,420 --> 02:02:28,420
Review the tapes, dude.

2956
02:02:28,420 --> 02:02:32,420
Were we talking about Terrifier and the split in half scene?

2957
02:02:32,420 --> 02:02:33,420
Oh, yeah.

2958
02:02:33,420 --> 02:02:34,420
That was the...

2959
02:02:34,420 --> 02:02:35,420
That was Bone Tell-A-Hot.

2960
02:02:35,420 --> 02:02:36,420
What movies did I start to bring up?

2961
02:02:36,420 --> 02:02:37,420
No, it was, but we were on the same roll.

2962
02:02:37,420 --> 02:02:38,420
We were on the same roll.

2963
02:02:38,420 --> 02:02:44,420
It was more about the whole idea of when you're in that moment of, oh shit, this did not go right,

2964
02:02:44,420 --> 02:02:48,420
and it didn't go right because of not what you were expecting.

2965
02:02:48,420 --> 02:02:50,420
XYZ, it just unfolds.

2966
02:02:50,420 --> 02:02:54,420
The plan literally is just not going good.

2967
02:02:54,420 --> 02:02:58,420
And I think that goes with why we were talking about Bone Tell-A-Hot and Terrifier,

2968
02:02:58,420 --> 02:02:59,420
because we were...

2969
02:02:59,420 --> 02:03:00,420
What did we call it?

2970
02:03:00,420 --> 02:03:02,420
Crotch splitting?

2971
02:03:02,420 --> 02:03:03,420
Crotch splitting.

2972
02:03:03,420 --> 02:03:04,420
I guess we did call it that.

2973
02:03:04,420 --> 02:03:07,420
I'm not proud of that, but I guess we did earlier today.

2974
02:03:07,420 --> 02:03:09,420
We had a good name for it.

2975
02:03:09,420 --> 02:03:10,420
I need a...

2976
02:03:10,420 --> 02:03:11,420
There's a trilogy for it.

2977
02:03:11,420 --> 02:03:12,420
Okay, Tristan.

2978
02:03:12,420 --> 02:03:19,420
So, my movie, I've been obsessed with this movie for the longest time because I love

2979
02:03:19,420 --> 02:03:20,420
watching D-movies.

2980
02:03:20,420 --> 02:03:21,420
Human Sympathy.

2981
02:03:21,420 --> 02:03:23,420
Tired of watching the same thing over and over again.

2982
02:03:23,420 --> 02:03:26,420
It's called Hansel and Gretel Get Baked.

2983
02:03:26,420 --> 02:03:34,420
It's a horror comedy, and it's literally about Hansel and Gretel and the Meek and Stoner.

2984
02:03:34,420 --> 02:03:35,420
What's like Evil Bong?

2985
02:03:35,420 --> 02:03:36,420
Oh, yeah.

2986
02:03:36,420 --> 02:03:37,420
It's not like Evil Bong, but it's way better.

2987
02:03:37,420 --> 02:03:38,420
It's all good, Brandon.

2988
02:03:38,420 --> 02:03:39,420
Like, way fucking better, and it's kind of the B-movie that I keep finding myself back

2989
02:03:39,420 --> 02:03:40,420
to.

2990
02:03:40,420 --> 02:03:41,420
Okay.

2991
02:03:41,420 --> 02:03:42,420
And I wish my other B-movie is such a bad one that it's even hidden on YouTube, but

2992
02:03:42,420 --> 02:03:43,420
it's not on TV.

2993
02:03:43,420 --> 02:03:44,420
What's the other one?

2994
02:03:44,420 --> 02:03:45,420
It's called Growing Up, and it's them growing weed and their parents keeping it in their

2995
02:03:45,420 --> 02:03:46,420
house and everything, all the plants, and them getting raided, because the kid wants

2996
02:03:46,420 --> 02:03:47,420
to go to an actual public school.

2997
02:03:47,420 --> 02:03:48,420
I love that.

2998
02:03:48,420 --> 02:03:49,420
I love that.

2999
02:03:49,420 --> 02:03:50,420
I love that.

3000
02:03:50,420 --> 02:03:51,420
I love that.

3001
02:03:51,420 --> 02:03:52,420
I love that.

3002
02:03:52,420 --> 02:03:53,420
I love that.

3003
02:03:53,420 --> 02:03:54,420
I love that.

3004
02:03:54,420 --> 02:03:55,420
I love that.

3005
02:03:55,420 --> 02:03:56,420
I love that.

3006
02:03:56,420 --> 02:03:57,420
I love that.

3007
02:03:57,420 --> 02:03:58,420
I love that.

3008
02:03:58,420 --> 02:03:59,420
I love that.

3009
02:03:59,420 --> 02:04:06,760
I love that.

3010
02:04:06,760 --> 02:04:09,340
Okay.

3011
02:04:09,340 --> 02:04:12,960
I like Kikush, too.

3012
02:04:12,960 --> 02:04:14,380
That's a good one.

3013
02:04:14,380 --> 02:04:15,380
And then, Mike, what's your choice?

3014
02:04:15,380 --> 02:04:18,820
Well, I'm not going to be here next week, so I don't know if you want to...

3015
02:04:18,820 --> 02:04:19,820
Mike, put it in.

3016
02:04:19,820 --> 02:04:20,920
Most of these people aren't going to be here.

3017
02:04:20,920 --> 02:04:22,300
All right, I got it.

3018
02:04:22,300 --> 02:04:23,300
It's The Man.

3019
02:04:23,300 --> 02:04:24,300
The Man?

3020
02:04:24,300 --> 02:04:25,820
Mismatch do of an ATF sp...

3021
02:04:25,820 --> 02:04:27,920
The Man is what it's called?

3022
02:04:27,920 --> 02:04:31,920
The man is what it's called. It's Sam Jackson and Eugene Levy's wife.

3023
02:04:31,920 --> 02:04:33,920
Oh my god.

3024
02:04:33,920 --> 02:04:35,920
I've never seen...it's 2005.

3025
02:04:35,920 --> 02:04:39,920
That is in the back of my mind is just bad.

3026
02:04:39,920 --> 02:04:41,920
It's just a horrible movie. I'm sure.

3027
02:04:41,920 --> 02:04:43,920
It's just not even worth discussing bad.

3028
02:04:43,920 --> 02:04:45,920
I have no idea.

3029
02:04:45,920 --> 02:04:48,920
Do we get at least one motherfuckin' algorithm so I don't...

3030
02:04:48,920 --> 02:04:50,920
Jesus Christ.

3031
02:04:50,920 --> 02:04:54,920
Okay, so I was going to put all of these into the chat GPT and give us a random algorithm.

3032
02:04:54,920 --> 02:04:58,920
But because of that fucking movie, we're doing a vote.

3033
02:04:58,920 --> 02:05:01,920
Because I can't leave it to...I can't...

3034
02:05:01,920 --> 02:05:04,920
I don't want us to watch that ever.

3035
02:05:04,920 --> 02:05:09,920
This is like when we had Summer...or we had Winter of Cage.

3036
02:05:09,920 --> 02:05:12,920
He decided to just make up Winter of Cage.

3037
02:05:12,920 --> 02:05:16,920
It became his whole fucking motto for the whole winter months.

3038
02:05:16,920 --> 02:05:19,920
And he just started going like, alright let's watch Season of the Witch.

3039
02:05:19,920 --> 02:05:21,920
Let's watch Wicker Man.

3040
02:05:21,920 --> 02:05:25,920
And I'm like, if we're going to do fucking Nick Cage, at least let's do some good ones.

3041
02:05:25,920 --> 02:05:27,920
So we did do Mandy and...

3042
02:05:27,920 --> 02:05:29,920
Did you do Face Off?

3043
02:05:29,920 --> 02:05:30,920
No.

3044
02:05:30,920 --> 02:05:31,920
What other?

3045
02:05:31,920 --> 02:05:32,920
That's not a 2B.

3046
02:05:32,920 --> 02:05:39,920
So, with your hands, let's start with Boondock Saints.

3047
02:05:39,920 --> 02:05:41,920
I love that movie.

3048
02:05:41,920 --> 02:05:43,920
It's a tough one.

3049
02:05:43,920 --> 02:05:44,920
Yeah.

3050
02:05:44,920 --> 02:05:45,920
I'm going to say the Boondock Saints.

3051
02:05:45,920 --> 02:05:46,920
Three.

3052
02:05:46,920 --> 02:05:48,920
This is...

3053
02:05:48,920 --> 02:05:50,920
Platoon.

3054
02:05:50,920 --> 02:05:53,920
Fuck you guys.

3055
02:05:53,920 --> 02:05:54,920
I think we've just all seen it.

3056
02:05:54,920 --> 02:05:56,920
Mack and Me.

3057
02:05:56,920 --> 02:06:00,920
I'm giving up my own vote on my own vote on Mack and Me all damn day.

3058
02:06:00,920 --> 02:06:01,920
That's four.

3059
02:06:01,920 --> 02:06:03,920
I can see the cover of it in my head right now.

3060
02:06:03,920 --> 02:06:04,920
Oh god, it's so good.

3061
02:06:04,920 --> 02:06:07,920
Knock, knock.

3062
02:06:07,920 --> 02:06:11,920
We're all going to watch that on Pornhub, yeah?

3063
02:06:11,920 --> 02:06:12,920
It's up.

3064
02:06:12,920 --> 02:06:16,920
Team America?

3065
02:06:16,920 --> 02:06:17,920
We got three for Team America.

3066
02:06:17,920 --> 02:06:19,920
We can vote for more than one.

3067
02:06:19,920 --> 02:06:20,920
The dissent?

3068
02:06:20,920 --> 02:06:22,920
I like them all.

3069
02:06:22,920 --> 02:06:23,920
No one for the dissent?

3070
02:06:23,920 --> 02:06:25,920
I'm going to make my mom and grandma watch that together.

3071
02:06:25,920 --> 02:06:27,920
Hansel and Gretel get baked?

3072
02:06:27,920 --> 02:06:29,920
I'm going to raise my hand for that one.

3073
02:06:29,920 --> 02:06:30,920
Yeah.

3074
02:06:30,920 --> 02:06:34,920
I think I was very unclear on the rules when we get to vote.

3075
02:06:34,920 --> 02:06:36,920
I'm going to count that as four.

3076
02:06:36,920 --> 02:06:38,920
I see five hands.

3077
02:06:38,920 --> 02:06:39,920
It's a color of me and...

3078
02:06:39,920 --> 02:06:41,920
Yeah, but some people are voting twice.

3079
02:06:41,920 --> 02:06:43,920
Andy, Kevin's confused that we...

3080
02:06:43,920 --> 02:06:45,920
And that is all of them.

3081
02:06:45,920 --> 02:06:46,920
Yeah.

3082
02:06:46,920 --> 02:06:47,920
Andy?

3083
02:06:47,920 --> 02:06:48,920
No, and the man.

3084
02:06:48,920 --> 02:06:49,920
Is there a tie?

3085
02:06:49,920 --> 02:06:52,920
And the man with Samuel Jackson and Eugene Lemmy.

3086
02:06:52,920 --> 02:06:53,920
What is it between?

3087
02:06:53,920 --> 02:06:54,920
Zero.

3088
02:06:54,920 --> 02:06:57,920
Okay, let's just cross that out.

3089
02:06:57,920 --> 02:07:05,920
All right, so it's down to Boondock Saints, Mack and me, Team America, and Hansel and Gretel.

3090
02:07:05,920 --> 02:07:09,920
Although it's really down to Mack and me and Hansel and Gretel.

3091
02:07:09,920 --> 02:07:10,920
How many votes do we get?

3092
02:07:10,920 --> 02:07:12,920
You guys should idiot like Russell for it.

3093
02:07:12,920 --> 02:07:13,920
Andy, how many votes do we get?

3094
02:07:13,920 --> 02:07:14,920
I'll play and you give him a pinball.

3095
02:07:14,920 --> 02:07:15,920
Well, no, I was giving...

3096
02:07:15,920 --> 02:07:16,920
He gave him a pinball.

3097
02:07:16,920 --> 02:07:17,920
Oh, shit.

3098
02:07:17,920 --> 02:07:18,920
Any different votes?

3099
02:07:18,920 --> 02:07:20,920
Yeah, but it's quite jowse for it.

3100
02:07:20,920 --> 02:07:22,920
No, we don't need to play jowse.

3101
02:07:22,920 --> 02:07:24,920
Well, no, we can do a fair vote.

3102
02:07:24,920 --> 02:07:27,920
This is now fair, one vote per person.

3103
02:07:27,920 --> 02:07:28,920
Oh, yeah.

3104
02:07:28,920 --> 02:07:29,920
Iowa caucuses.

3105
02:07:29,920 --> 02:07:30,920
Let's do Hansel and Gretel.

3106
02:07:30,920 --> 02:07:33,920
It's between Hansel and Gretel and Mack and me.

3107
02:07:33,920 --> 02:07:37,920
Let's do Hansel and Gretel get baked.

3108
02:07:37,920 --> 02:07:38,920
Let's do Mack and me.

3109
02:07:38,920 --> 02:07:39,920
Oh, good Lord.

3110
02:07:39,920 --> 02:07:40,920
Come on.

3111
02:07:40,920 --> 02:07:41,920
All right.

3112
02:07:41,920 --> 02:07:43,920
Show the fuck up.

3113
02:07:43,920 --> 02:07:47,920
The movie is Mack and me.

3114
02:07:47,920 --> 02:07:48,920
Holy shit.

3115
02:07:48,920 --> 02:07:52,920
I made a movie with a person in the movie.

3116
02:07:52,920 --> 02:07:54,920
Andy, Andy, you have to be a spoiler.

3117
02:07:54,920 --> 02:07:59,920
And like Joe Rogan with the mic be like, how do you feel about this test that you lost?

3118
02:07:59,920 --> 02:08:04,920
I'm really wondering if you guys will watch that movie because it's like pure center comedy.

3119
02:08:04,920 --> 02:08:05,920
It really fucked me up.

3120
02:08:05,920 --> 02:08:07,920
I mean, I might put it on in the background.

3121
02:08:07,920 --> 02:08:12,920
Have you seen Time Traveling Bong?

3122
02:08:12,920 --> 02:08:15,920
Time Traveling Bong?

3123
02:08:15,920 --> 02:08:20,920
She puts all the votes, all the votes when we vote and bring them up.

3124
02:08:20,920 --> 02:08:22,920
OK, wait, wait, wait.

3125
02:08:22,920 --> 02:08:23,920
Social media.

3126
02:08:23,920 --> 02:08:24,920
All right, everybody.

3127
02:08:24,920 --> 02:08:25,920
Let's we're going to wrap this up.

3128
02:08:25,920 --> 02:08:28,920
So let's just curtail the other conversations.

3129
02:08:28,920 --> 02:08:30,920
We're almost out of here.

3130
02:08:30,920 --> 02:08:32,920
OK, well, we don't need.

3131
02:08:32,920 --> 02:08:33,920
No outro?

3132
02:08:33,920 --> 02:08:34,920
Do you want it?

3133
02:08:34,920 --> 02:08:35,920
If you have it loaded.

3134
02:08:35,920 --> 02:08:36,920
Somebody just has to turn it up.

3135
02:08:36,920 --> 02:08:39,920
And the one guy that doesn't want to go take a shit just now.

3136
02:08:39,920 --> 02:08:41,920
I can turn knobs.

3137
02:08:41,920 --> 02:08:44,920
Wait, he can't wait three minutes.

3138
02:08:44,920 --> 02:08:47,920
So is he.

3139
02:08:47,920 --> 02:08:49,920
Well, shit, Cory.

3140
02:08:49,920 --> 02:08:57,920
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.

3141
02:08:57,920 --> 02:08:58,920
Your pressure sucks.

3142
02:08:58,920 --> 02:08:59,920
What?

3143
02:08:59,920 --> 02:09:00,920
What?

3144
02:09:00,920 --> 02:09:01,920
What?

3145
02:09:01,920 --> 02:09:02,920
What?

3146
02:09:02,920 --> 02:09:03,920
What?

3147
02:09:03,920 --> 02:09:04,920
What?

3148
02:09:04,920 --> 02:09:05,920
Wash, wash, wash, wash your hands.

3149
02:09:05,920 --> 02:09:06,920
Yeah.

3150
02:09:06,920 --> 02:09:09,920
No, no, nobody did it.

3151
02:09:09,920 --> 02:09:14,920
Well, fuck, I kind of don't want to end while he's in there, but I sort of feel like we've

3152
02:09:14,920 --> 02:09:15,920
Yeah.

3153
02:09:15,920 --> 02:09:18,920
Oh, there he is.

3154
02:09:18,920 --> 02:09:21,920
All right.

3155
02:09:21,920 --> 02:09:23,920
So wipe his own ass.

3156
02:09:23,920 --> 02:09:26,920
Do you want to give us a little bit outro music?

3157
02:09:26,920 --> 02:09:27,920
Outro music?

3158
02:09:27,920 --> 02:09:28,920
Yeah, I got it.

3159
02:09:28,920 --> 02:09:29,920
You think we can plug?

3160
02:09:29,920 --> 02:09:30,920
Yeah.

3161
02:09:30,920 --> 02:09:31,920
Oh, yeah.

3162
02:09:31,920 --> 02:09:32,920
So let's hang on one second.

3163
02:09:32,920 --> 02:09:33,920
Let's do some plugs.

3164
02:09:33,920 --> 02:09:34,920
Let's do some plugs first.

3165
02:09:34,920 --> 02:09:35,920
All right.

3166
02:09:35,920 --> 02:09:36,920
We're going to start.

3167
02:09:36,920 --> 02:09:37,920
We were tight.

3168
02:09:37,920 --> 02:09:39,920
We're going to start.

3169
02:09:39,920 --> 02:09:44,920
So, if you're watching this, you know, check out the completely compromised podcast on

3170
02:09:44,920 --> 02:09:45,920
Spotify.

3171
02:09:45,920 --> 02:09:46,920
What else are we on?

3172
02:09:46,920 --> 02:09:47,920
We're on everything.

3173
02:09:47,920 --> 02:09:48,920
It's everything.

3174
02:09:48,920 --> 02:09:49,920
Dark web, tour, whatever.

3175
02:09:49,920 --> 02:09:50,920
Multi-task.

3176
02:09:50,920 --> 02:09:51,920
Buy your drugs and listen to the show.

3177
02:09:51,920 --> 02:09:52,920
It's going to be sick.

3178
02:09:52,920 --> 02:09:57,760
Actually, they carved their initials and also their phone number in our bathroom.

3179
02:09:57,760 --> 02:09:59,600
So they're going to pay us dues on that too.

3180
02:09:59,600 --> 02:10:01,640
So I'll be looking out for them.

3181
02:10:01,640 --> 02:10:06,720
This is Kevin and Cory over here at the Glitch Bar Acadium with Tristan.

3182
02:10:06,720 --> 02:10:09,240
Hang out with us.

3183
02:10:09,240 --> 02:10:12,400
And again, thank you also, Farrell, for introducing us guys.

3184
02:10:12,400 --> 02:10:17,160
And if you're over the Lake Havasu area and hanging out here in Lake Havasu City, please

3185
02:10:17,160 --> 02:10:18,160
come check us out.

3186
02:10:18,160 --> 02:10:20,560
And again, thank you so much to Andy.

3187
02:10:20,560 --> 02:10:22,160
It's great to have you guys here, man.

3188
02:10:22,160 --> 02:10:23,160
Oh, yeah.

3189
02:10:23,160 --> 02:10:24,160
This was fucking awesome.

3190
02:10:24,160 --> 02:10:25,160
We had a blast.

3191
02:10:25,160 --> 02:10:26,160
This was so much fun.

3192
02:10:26,160 --> 02:10:33,160
It's I hate getting places early because I don't like waiting around for things, but

3193
02:10:33,160 --> 02:10:39,320
this was a lot of fun getting here early because it was just fucking just playing fucking games

3194
02:10:39,320 --> 02:10:40,440
and hanging out with cool people.

3195
02:10:40,440 --> 02:10:41,600
So this was awesome.

3196
02:10:41,600 --> 02:10:44,040
So let's get some intro music.

3197
02:10:44,040 --> 02:10:45,720
DJ Casale.

3198
02:10:45,720 --> 02:10:48,000
Hell yeah.

3199
02:10:48,000 --> 02:10:56,640
This has been the Fried Rice Podcast with me as motherfucking always.

3200
02:10:56,640 --> 02:10:57,640
It's Mike.

3201
02:10:57,640 --> 02:11:00,640
I'm surprised he lived long enough to get to the end of this episode.

3202
02:11:00,640 --> 02:11:01,640
It's 3.30 in the morning.

3203
02:11:01,640 --> 02:11:04,640
He's an old bitch had a heart attack last year.

3204
02:11:04,640 --> 02:11:05,640
He's on borrowed time.

3205
02:11:05,640 --> 02:11:06,640
What can be a live Larson?

3206
02:11:06,640 --> 02:11:07,640
How are we going to make it?

3207
02:11:07,640 --> 02:11:08,640
With us as always is he's not a bouncer.

3208
02:11:08,640 --> 02:11:09,640
He's not a jump man.

3209
02:11:09,640 --> 02:11:10,640
They didn't like that joke earlier.

3210
02:11:10,640 --> 02:11:11,640
It's Tristan.

3211
02:11:11,640 --> 02:11:22,640
He will host his way and all of us out of here at the end of the night.

3212
02:11:22,640 --> 02:11:32,640
Arvai with us as always is co-owner and just cool dude.

3213
02:11:32,640 --> 02:11:36,000
He's made a bunch of art.

3214
02:11:36,000 --> 02:11:37,000
I love these hats.

3215
02:11:37,000 --> 02:11:38,000
I love everything.

3216
02:11:38,000 --> 02:11:39,000
Thank you for the hats.

3217
02:11:39,000 --> 02:11:40,000
This has been a great time.

3218
02:11:40,000 --> 02:11:41,000
One of our gracious hosts, host Cooley Mocax.

3219
02:11:41,000 --> 02:11:42,000
We have Keegan.

3220
02:11:42,000 --> 02:11:43,000
I can't wait to listen to his podcast.

3221
02:11:43,000 --> 02:12:04,200
He's going to lower it a little bit.

3222
02:12:04,200 --> 02:12:09,080
He's got a funny last name, but he's got one of those looks where he's going to steal your

3223
02:12:09,080 --> 02:12:14,880
girl, the thin mustache and the kind of vibe that he doesn't give a fuck.

3224
02:12:14,880 --> 02:12:17,880
Yeah, hell yeah.

3225
02:12:17,880 --> 02:12:18,880
Snodgrass.

3226
02:12:18,880 --> 02:12:28,240
With us as always is Javin.

3227
02:12:28,240 --> 02:12:30,680
He looks like you can buy acid off of him probably.

3228
02:12:30,680 --> 02:12:34,240
He just has that vibe.

3229
02:12:34,240 --> 02:12:41,000
He's got gross psychedelic mushrooms in his fucking, his shagglish is like bad.

3230
02:12:41,000 --> 02:12:42,000
You know?

3231
02:12:42,000 --> 02:12:43,000
Paper, paper, especially green.

3232
02:12:43,000 --> 02:12:44,000
Crucial.

3233
02:12:44,000 --> 02:12:51,160
Sorry, I was like, wait, we're supposed to take acid.

3234
02:12:51,160 --> 02:12:53,920
With us as always is Austin.

3235
02:12:53,920 --> 02:12:55,840
He drove three hours to be here.

3236
02:12:55,840 --> 02:13:01,760
His mom made me the most beautiful crochet dick sock in the world that I'm going to use

3237
02:13:01,760 --> 02:13:05,400
to warm my bong at night so it stays nice and cozy.

3238
02:13:05,400 --> 02:13:11,160
Thank you so much Austin's mom for not only making Austin my producer, but also for making

3239
02:13:11,160 --> 02:13:14,840
me all these super cute cozy gifts.

3240
02:13:14,840 --> 02:13:18,040
The emotional support dogs are a big fucking hit.

3241
02:13:18,040 --> 02:13:19,040
Everyone loves them.

3242
02:13:19,040 --> 02:13:20,040
Hell, Shaggotton 8.

3243
02:13:20,040 --> 02:13:21,040
Fuck Shaggotton 8.

3244
02:13:21,040 --> 02:13:22,040
With us as always is Javin.

3245
02:13:22,040 --> 02:13:23,040
It's time to go.

3246
02:13:23,040 --> 02:13:24,040
It's time to go.

3247
02:13:24,040 --> 02:13:25,040
It's time to go.

3248
02:13:25,040 --> 02:13:26,040
It's time to go.

3249
02:13:26,040 --> 02:13:27,040
It's time to go.

3250
02:13:27,040 --> 02:13:28,040
It's time to go.

3251
02:13:28,040 --> 02:13:29,040
It's time to go.

3252
02:13:29,040 --> 02:13:30,040
It's time to go.

3253
02:13:30,040 --> 02:13:31,040
It's time to go.

3254
02:13:31,040 --> 02:13:32,040
It's time to go.

3255
02:13:32,040 --> 02:13:33,040
It's time to go.

3256
02:13:33,040 --> 02:13:34,040
It's time to go.

3257
02:13:34,040 --> 02:13:35,040
All right, we're going to end the show.

3258
02:13:35,040 --> 02:13:36,040
All right, we're going to end the show.

3259
02:13:36,040 --> 02:13:37,040
We're going to end the show.

3260
02:13:37,040 --> 02:13:38,040
You might have been thinking, I can just sit the whole thing, I just can't.

3261
02:13:38,040 --> 02:13:39,040
No, you can do whatever.

3262
02:13:39,040 --> 02:13:40,040
Yes.

3263
02:13:40,040 --> 02:13:41,040
Amen.

3264
02:13:41,040 --> 02:13:42,040
Amen.

3265
02:13:42,040 --> 02:13:43,040
Amen.

3266
02:13:43,040 --> 02:13:44,040
Amen.

3267
02:13:44,040 --> 02:13:45,040
And you know what?

3268
02:13:45,040 --> 02:13:46,040
You're barely bald.

3269
02:13:46,040 --> 02:13:47,040
Always right.

3270
02:13:47,040 --> 02:13:48,040
You're always right.

3271
02:13:48,040 --> 02:13:55,040
He's the owner of one of the most fun places in fucking Havasu, probably the most fun place

3272
02:13:55,040 --> 02:13:56,040
in Havasu.

3273
02:13:56,040 --> 02:13:57,040
Maybe the most fun place in Arizona.

3274
02:13:57,040 --> 02:13:58,040
It's the Glitch Bar Dam.

3275
02:13:58,040 --> 02:13:59,040
This place is sick.

3276
02:13:59,040 --> 02:14:00,040
When you're out, come check it out.

3277
02:14:00,040 --> 02:14:05,680
Wait, just a little more.

3278
02:14:05,680 --> 02:14:06,680
We've been fried.

3279
02:14:06,680 --> 02:14:08,200
Thank you so much.

3280
02:14:08,200 --> 02:14:10,000
Have a wonderful day or night or whatever you're doing.

3281
02:14:10,000 --> 02:14:11,000
All right.

3282
02:14:11,000 --> 02:14:12,000
Fuck off.

3283
02:14:12,000 --> 02:14:36,240
aura