1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,600 Hey man, have you ever heard of Fried Rice Podcast? 2 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:04,600 Fried Rice Podcast? 3 00:00:04,600 --> 00:00:09,260 Yeah man, they're a podcast that reviews movies and a new one comes out every Saturday on 4 00:00:09,260 --> 00:00:10,260 YouTube. 5 00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:11,260 They're sponsored by Bellringers. 6 00:00:11,260 --> 00:00:12,260 Bellringers? 7 00:00:12,260 --> 00:00:13,260 Yeah, Bellringers. 8 00:00:13,260 --> 00:00:16,200 It's an adapter for your bong or hookah. 9 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:20,080 And it holds three joints, three blunts, three bowls or three dabs. 10 00:00:20,080 --> 00:00:21,080 Three dabs? 11 00:00:21,080 --> 00:00:22,960 Yeah man, three dabs. 12 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:30,280 And check us out every Saturday on YouTube at Fried Rice Podcast, sponsored by Bellringers. 13 00:00:52,960 --> 00:01:14,840 It's always better when I do it myself. 14 00:01:14,840 --> 00:01:38,240 And welcome to our first ever documentary edition of Fried Rice Podcast. 15 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:40,640 I'm your host, Andy fucking Rice. 16 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:47,120 Let's get fried with me as always. 17 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:55,840 I tried to hire a crew to follow me as I planned each and every meticulous murder attempt. 18 00:01:55,840 --> 00:02:06,240 And yet they didn't capture the heartbreak and frustration that goes into the fact that 19 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:07,840 he cannot die. 20 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:09,280 It is Michael. 21 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:15,320 He's so fucking, fucking, fucking, he's so fucking lucky to be alive, Larson. 22 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:16,320 Hey everybody. 23 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:20,520 With me as always, it's our boy. 24 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:24,760 He drives, you don't even know, I always say three and a half hours, it's probably closer 25 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:25,760 to four. 26 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:30,160 So every time I've lied and I've underplayed it, but it's really a four hour commitment, 27 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:31,360 it's Austin. 28 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:32,760 He's looking a little better each week. 29 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:36,720 I don't know if it's his confidence, if he's getting more money somewhere, if he's just, 30 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:40,880 maybe he's meeting the right women out there, but he's just something about him. 31 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:42,680 It's treating me right this week. 32 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:43,680 It's Austin Farrell. 33 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:45,680 Check me out on Friendster. 34 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:46,680 Okay. 35 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:52,240 You're going to run out of obscure websites one day. 36 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:58,880 Okay now, before we even get into the fucking episode, ladies and gentlemen, I had to stop 37 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:02,480 an argument with Mike to get this episode recorded. 38 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:08,640 Mike is under the impression that Saturday Night Live does not air live. 39 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:17,200 And when it does air live at 1130 PM in New York City, you have to wait on the West Coast 40 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:21,080 until 1130 PM to watch it. 41 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:27,920 But I've been trying to tell this guy that if you're over here, it's 830 PM because they're 42 00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:29,760 three hours ahead. 43 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:33,800 They're three hours behind, but it's still a live show. 44 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:36,000 So Mike, what is your defense on this? 45 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:39,560 My defense is that I watch the show every week. 46 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:41,720 Louder, because we got it. 47 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:47,440 I watch the show every week at 1030 PM after I watch the local news like everyone else 48 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:50,280 in the free world. 49 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:54,800 This is going to be one of the most controversial episodes of all time because if I'm, I just 50 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:59,840 looked up, I looked up Phoenix SNL airtime, all right? 51 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:02,920 I went to TVGuide.com. 52 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:05,320 I look at what time does it air tonight? 53 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:11,840 Says it airs at 1130 PM Eastern Time, 1030 PM Central Time. 54 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:13,840 We're not arguing that. 55 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:16,760 830 Pacific Time. 56 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:23,120 We are on, well, we're technically on Mountain Time, oh, 930 Mountain Time, sorry, so 1030 57 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:24,120 Central. 58 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:27,440 But it should go on at 930 here. 59 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:28,440 Right. 60 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:30,400 And you're arguing saying it doesn't. 61 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:34,680 Right, because here's the TV, actual TV listings like you get in the paper, what time does 62 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:36,640 that say? 63 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:37,640 It says repeat. 64 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:40,200 Yeah, because it's always a repeat here. 65 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:41,200 That's what I'm explaining to you. 66 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:46,440 It's repeating the episode that aired at 830 because right there, 830. 67 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:50,200 You're looking, no, go back, because that's also a repeat, I think. 68 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:51,720 I'm proving you wrong right now. 69 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:52,720 Go back to 930. 70 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:53,720 I'm going back, I'm trying to. 71 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:56,760 If you go to 930, you're going to see the start of Saturday Night Live. 72 00:04:56,760 --> 00:05:00,920 No, the wall is what's on at 7 and then a vintage set. 73 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:01,920 8 o'clock. 74 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:02,920 What does that say? 75 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:03,920 It says. 76 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:04,920 Vintage, it's a replay. 77 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:05,920 You clicked. 78 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:06,920 No, I did not. 79 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:07,920 Okay, this is bad podcasting. 80 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:08,920 Yes, it is. 81 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:12,400 But ladies and gentlemen, in the comments, call the voicemail. 82 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:13,400 I'm not wrong. 83 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:14,400 Trust me, you are. 84 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:15,400 No, I'm not. 85 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:21,880 This Saturday Night Live airs at 930 here. 86 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:22,880 And then what time, Jake? 87 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:23,880 I'm turning it on. 88 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:24,880 I don't even watch Saturday Night Live live. 89 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:28,160 So when we get our weird time thing, does it come on at 830 you're saying? 90 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:29,760 No, always mountain time. 91 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:30,760 We're not always mountain time. 92 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:32,080 Well, we are always mountain time. 93 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:33,080 That's what I'm saying. 94 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:35,320 Anytime something says mountain time. 95 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:36,800 But time changes everywhere else. 96 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:38,160 So then it comes to 830 here? 97 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:41,680 No, because when time changes in New York, it's still 1130 over there. 98 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:43,020 But time doesn't change here. 99 00:05:43,020 --> 00:05:45,680 That just means it's a two hour gap instead of a three. 100 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:48,640 So then it's four or whatever it is. 101 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:52,040 No, it'd be two because we never, we don't change. 102 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:54,680 So it goes from 830 to 930 you're saying then? 103 00:05:54,680 --> 00:06:01,160 It would go from 930 to either 1030 or 830 depending on if they went forward or back. 104 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:07,520 So 930 now because they haven't had any sort of daylight savings. 105 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:11,560 But anytime, because this has been the way that TV has scheduled always. 106 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:17,280 If you have anything that airs, like if it's a live thing, they always put all of the different 107 00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:20,960 time zones next to the times that it airs like this. 108 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:23,120 So SNL is a live show. 109 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:24,940 They have a lot of pre-recorded bits. 110 00:06:24,940 --> 00:06:28,040 But it's still live from Saturday night. 111 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:29,040 It's you know, right? 112 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:30,040 And I do understand what you're saying. 113 00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:31,040 We're live from New York. 114 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:32,040 It's Saturday night. 115 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:33,040 Sorry. 116 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:35,800 But also you can actually watch the news, which by the way was what I actually do for 117 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:38,280 a living is watch the entertainment news. 118 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:42,120 And you'll see that sometimes there's things that happen on the show on Saturday night 119 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:43,160 live. 120 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:48,300 And it will even tell you on the bottom of the screen while you're watching it that this 121 00:06:48,300 --> 00:06:53,120 was recorded, was added in because something happened in the live recording. 122 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:55,520 Like one time a girl showed her titty. 123 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:56,520 Sure. 124 00:06:56,520 --> 00:06:58,880 But there's I think a 30 or second or one minute time delay. 125 00:06:58,880 --> 00:07:01,160 They replaced a whole sketch. 126 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:05,360 Leave it to Mike to remember the lady showed her titty. 127 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:09,440 Mike has the most obscure titty knowledge history of anybody in this world. 128 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:14,480 If there's been a titty show, any live segment, Mike not only knows it's been cut, but he's 129 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:16,280 found the cut footage. 130 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:19,480 The New York specifics, he found some guy who recorded on VHS. 131 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:24,400 But it says replaced for West Coast right on it because they re-air a different time 132 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:25,400 for the West Coast. 133 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:26,400 Well, I'll tell you this. 134 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:27,400 That's all I'm telling you. 135 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:32,320 If you're watching your Saturday night live on the second run through every single time 136 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:37,000 after the 8 31, because if you're not watching it when it airs live, which you're not because 137 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,400 you're watching the news at 8 30. 138 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:39,400 No, it's not. 139 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:40,400 At 10 30. 140 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:43,200 No, you just watch it on, you watch it live. 141 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:44,200 We're going to agree to disagree. 142 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:45,200 OK. 143 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:46,200 I'm watching it every Saturday night. 144 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:49,120 This has been the most contentious fucking argument of all time. 145 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:50,120 Please. 146 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:51,120 About nothing. 147 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:52,120 A contentious argument about nothing. 148 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:55,800 If there's a comment section on this video, on this recording or whatever the fuck we're 149 00:07:55,800 --> 00:08:00,360 doing, please for the love of God, if you live in California, anywhere, anywhere West 150 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:03,320 Coast and you watch Saturday night live. 151 00:08:03,320 --> 00:08:04,320 At 8 30. 152 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:08,320 At live, when it's airing live in New York at 8 30 our time. 153 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:09,920 And they do do episodes, by the way. 154 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:11,720 They do do weeks where they do that. 155 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:13,000 And it's a big deal when they do. 156 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,000 I think it's every week. 157 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,200 But they don't do a West Coast. 158 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:16,200 You know what? 159 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:20,720 Just when Saturday Night Live comes on, tag Fried Rice Podcast on Instagram with your 160 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:22,240 time zone and what time it is. 161 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:24,240 What time do you watch Saturday Night Live? 162 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:25,240 I'm right here. 163 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:26,240 I'm right here. 164 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:28,440 This is going to be my last nail in the coffin. 165 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:32,000 The Reddit r slash live from New York. 166 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,560 The SNL Reddit. 167 00:08:33,560 --> 00:08:37,480 Does SNL air live on the West Coast on the regular NBC? 168 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:38,480 Yes. 169 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:41,240 It airs live here in LA at 8 30 p.m. 170 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:45,440 Then at 10 p.m. we get usually one hour vintage SNL. 171 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:46,440 Then news. 172 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:48,240 Then the new SNL is shown again. 173 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:52,720 We're not arguing that channels don't have their choice to carry it live. 174 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:55,720 But I'm telling you the Phoenix channel does not carry it live. 175 00:08:55,720 --> 00:08:57,840 That's what I'm watching on. 176 00:08:57,840 --> 00:08:58,840 Nope. 177 00:08:58,840 --> 00:08:59,840 Nope. 178 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:00,840 That is a completely. 179 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:01,840 No, you're not straw man. 180 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:02,840 You're not. 181 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:03,840 I don't know. 182 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:04,840 You're not what about is. 183 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:05,840 No, no. 184 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:07,760 I don't even know what the argument you're doing right now, but I'm not allowing this 185 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:10,280 bullshit in the court of law. 186 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:16,600 You cannot after all of this time argue that SNL does not air live on the West Coast at 187 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:17,600 8 30. 188 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:18,600 And then. 189 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:21,880 When I point out it does say, well, I just met Phoenix. 190 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:25,280 No, I said I watch it at 10 30. 191 00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:26,280 I'm sorry. 192 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:27,280 Nope. 193 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:28,280 Nope. 194 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:29,280 This is I'm going to leave this. 195 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:30,280 I'm going. 196 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:32,160 This is going to be my favorite episode of all time because he's going to be concrete 197 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:37,480 proof that I destroyed you in a debate about time. 198 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:38,760 Austin, you're the ref. 199 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:41,160 You pull my arm up like I won. 200 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:45,480 Did you pay him enough? 201 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:50,240 This has been my redemption arc, which is going to go greatly into our, into a movie 202 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:51,960 that we're going to talk about today. 203 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:56,280 But I don't know how we can get into what are we smoking? 204 00:09:56,280 --> 00:09:57,280 Yeah. 205 00:09:57,280 --> 00:09:58,280 Because why not? 206 00:09:58,280 --> 00:09:59,600 Because mostly it's you. 207 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:00,920 Tramadol is what I'm smoking. 208 00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:01,920 Yeah. 209 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:06,280 So Mike's on some heavy, heavy painkillers and he's not going to really be smoking. 210 00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:08,560 You know, Austin, he's a. 211 00:10:08,560 --> 00:10:11,240 He had his fill last week. 212 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:15,200 I'm still, as technically it counts as what am I smoking, I'm still high from that giant 213 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:17,440 bell ringer with the three 10 grand blunts. 214 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:22,520 So if you haven't listened to last week's episode because it's hard to listen to because 215 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:23,520 it is, it's a little rough. 216 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:24,520 It's a live. 217 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:29,360 It was a recording in front of a live studio audience to be played at any time anyone wants 218 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:30,360 later. 219 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:33,360 Just like Saturday Night Live. 220 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:36,800 That's what started this. 221 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:40,880 And that is what started this whole conversation. 222 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:44,880 And that was it went on a good 10 minutes before we started recording. 223 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:45,880 I could. 224 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:46,880 Anyway. 225 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:51,000 So what are we smoking? 226 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:54,000 The weed we're smoking right now, the weed I'm smoking that you're going to have to take 227 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,360 one hit. 228 00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:58,080 You're just reading random jars that has nothing to do with anything. 229 00:10:58,080 --> 00:11:02,800 That's just some shake that I had prepared for a joint rolling contest for last week 230 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:05,600 that never happened. 231 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:12,360 So my buddy comes over, Sean, and he brings this Stizzy weed and it's. 232 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:14,440 We can just pretend like the bell ringer guys here. 233 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:16,440 I'm going to start to get a little bit of a sense of it. 234 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:19,580 Well, at least there's a layer underneath. 235 00:11:19,580 --> 00:11:24,320 That guy just went bare ass chested back on my couch. 236 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:27,120 You know, nothing against him. 237 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:30,600 I think I would do this with anyone who decided to just come in and take their shirt off and 238 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:31,600 sit on my couch. 239 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:40,040 I have this like fabric cleaner and I sprayed it on there and I gave it a good rinse. 240 00:11:40,040 --> 00:11:42,960 So feel comfortable sitting there is what I'm saying. 241 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:45,960 That was probably the funniest episode. 242 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:48,800 Just funny to us anyway. 243 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:50,360 We got to watch you lose control. 244 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:55,520 We haven't even talked about that was a fucking train wreck of a of a experience. 245 00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:57,800 Are we talking about the one where he came here? 246 00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:58,800 Yeah. 247 00:11:58,800 --> 00:11:59,800 Oh my God. 248 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:00,800 Ghosted on Mars, man. 249 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:03,400 It just hit actually this week. 250 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:11,200 That was a I mean, I feel like I should retroactively apologize to our listeners for all the homophobic 251 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:13,600 content and gay jokes and stuff. 252 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,560 I did try to put a curtail to it. 253 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:16,640 I tried to stop it. 254 00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:23,240 I don't know how successful I was, but it was a it was an episode that happens. 255 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:24,520 It was an experience. 256 00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:27,480 And then we went into the live episode, which we'll get into in just a second. 257 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:32,800 So what I'm smoking, Sean comes over, he brings this dizzy weed and he's like, you got to 258 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:33,800 you got to smell it. 259 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:36,480 And I don't really have a good sense of smell, but I could smell this. 260 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:38,300 It smelled fruity. 261 00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:40,360 And I was like, oh, what the fuck? 262 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:44,360 And it was this white powdery almost breaks apart in your hand kind of weed. 263 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:46,320 I have it in here. 264 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:50,320 There might still be a little bit left if you want to smell that. 265 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:57,160 And I took a hit and it is the most just fruity, delicious fucking tasting weed. 266 00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:58,160 I absolutely love it. 267 00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:04,880 It's like I don't I don't often like weed that is pungently like like perfumey because 268 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:08,440 like I feel like there's something in there that I'm not that's not just weed. 269 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:11,960 And I kind of like organic stuff, whatever they did, whatever they rolled it in, whatever 270 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:15,080 keef, whatever powdered, whatever. 271 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:17,120 It's really yummy. 272 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:18,120 It's great. 273 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:19,400 It's been getting me high. 274 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:25,320 And then so then I put the bag down and then I pick it up the wrong way and dump about 275 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:28,040 half of this fucking quarter ounce or not. 276 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:29,720 I don't know if there's a quarter. 277 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:32,160 It might have been like two couple eights. 278 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:33,160 I don't know. 279 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,160 Whatever. 280 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:40,560 I I dump half of it on the ground and he's like, well, fuck, I don't want any of your 281 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:41,560 dirty carpet. 282 00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:49,960 So what we're smoking is the weed that I have dirty carpet weed for my buddy, Sean. 283 00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:51,680 He's very kind, very generous. 284 00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:53,880 He's treated me well our whole lives. 285 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:55,600 He's a good guy. 286 00:13:55,600 --> 00:14:00,480 Speaking of treating treating me well, we're going to talk about some shit about the presents 287 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:02,640 that I got last last week. 288 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:05,040 But OK, so that's what we're smoking. 289 00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:06,040 Cue music. 290 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:07,040 I don't know if there's music. 291 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:13,040 I also got a bunch of joints specifically as a present from this last live show. 292 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:17,200 I got pumpkin spice latte. 293 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:18,200 Free row. 294 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:19,200 Right. 295 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:25,160 And we got my buddy Bobby gave gave me three eighths of urban blaze. 296 00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:27,600 L.A. grown. 297 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,120 Pretty good shit that I've been smoking. 298 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:31,840 I got some baby jeeters, different varieties. 299 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:34,920 I found a random. 300 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:37,920 Eighth I think. 301 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,880 Mojave legendary red. 302 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:40,880 I don't know how old this is. 303 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:44,800 I found it in my backpack when I was cleaning it out and been smoking that. 304 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:45,800 It's been pretty good. 305 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:48,400 There's something about smoking retro weed sometimes. 306 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:52,920 It's like where you find a you find a little bit of rolled up whatever in your trunk when 307 00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:55,640 you're cleaning it out after like years. 308 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:59,040 And it's like it's old and it's it's just powder. 309 00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:00,760 You know, like you touch it, you dry. 310 00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:01,760 It's just whatever. 311 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:08,860 But you smoke it and and I don't have a sense of smell, so I don't have that sensory. 312 00:15:08,860 --> 00:15:12,440 They say that that's the best way to experience memories is through smell. 313 00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:16,520 Like when you smell a certain thing, it can bring you back to a certain point in your 314 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:21,920 life that visual and auditory and even touch can't. 315 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:31,160 So the closest I can really get as as getting close to that experience is smoking old weed 316 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:37,640 because I could smoke something from a year or two ago and get transported back to taste. 317 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:40,720 The smoke coming out of my like filling my lungs up. 318 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:45,800 Maybe, maybe it's enough for me to smell because it's coming out of my nose, too. 319 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:46,800 It's great. 320 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:50,800 And I. I'm a big fan of that. 321 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:52,680 Sorry, your your watch distract. 322 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:55,560 I mean, I lost my track of thought or my train of thought. 323 00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:56,560 Damn it. 324 00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:57,560 I'm so good. 325 00:15:57,560 --> 00:15:58,560 But I didn't bring mine this time. 326 00:15:58,560 --> 00:15:59,560 Thank you. 327 00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:04,520 OK, so let's talk about last week. 328 00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:05,800 What do you guys general impressions? 329 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:06,800 Yes. 330 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:10,840 So this was the Andy Rice birthday extravaganza. 331 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:14,360 Recorded in front of a live studio audience because it wasn't aired live. 332 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:17,120 None of our episodes have aired live. 333 00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:18,120 They never will. 334 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:19,120 They never will. 335 00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:20,200 Well, no, that's not true. 336 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:25,680 I do think this is just just a little bit of maybe this will happen in the future. 337 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:31,560 But I do want to set up some sort of twitch or some sort of live aspect where maybe once 338 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:37,700 or twice a month you can catch us maybe playing a scary video game like one of the dark pictures 339 00:16:37,700 --> 00:16:39,520 anthology games, which are choose your own adventures. 340 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,080 I think we could have some fun with those. 341 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:43,360 Teaming up on Mike on Super Smash Brothers. 342 00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:46,400 Well, yeah, it's always two versus one. 343 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:50,640 No, we always do free for all, quote unquote. 344 00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:52,640 It's just we never hit each other. 345 00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:54,960 Why can't I ever win? 346 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:55,960 No. 347 00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:56,960 Yeah. 348 00:16:56,960 --> 00:17:01,680 So maybe we will have live shit in the in the future. 349 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:02,680 But not right now. 350 00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:04,340 It's just recorded. 351 00:17:04,340 --> 00:17:10,160 So the comedy show was I was blown away by James Michael. 352 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:11,760 Like everyone did good. 353 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:17,200 This guy is like true showman, like Wednesday through Sunday, every fucking night doing 354 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:21,840 comedy, just killing, just blowing people away. 355 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:25,240 And I pick up one of his cards and get his autograph on it. 356 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:26,640 Like that's how impressed I was. 357 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:27,640 That's cool. 358 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:29,280 He's the one I missed the one. 359 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:33,920 I was outside getting trying to get the the redneck magician. 360 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:37,360 He's just like, I got kicked in the head by a cow. 361 00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:38,360 Now she's my wife. 362 00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:42,000 Just silly little jokes like that and just he had a million of them. 363 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,720 We're just doing magic tricks and shit. 364 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:46,280 And yeah, constant popping. 365 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:47,280 He was cool. 366 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:53,240 I missed the set, but I met him now a couple of times and seen him after the show. 367 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:59,840 I invited him to join us for the probably the bit that worked the worst out of our live 368 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:06,160 show, which was the Mystery Science 3000 ripoff where we're watching a live where we're going 369 00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:07,640 to make fun of America 3000. 370 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:11,600 Yeah, it was just playing on the screen. 371 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:12,600 We're just staring at him. 372 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:13,600 What is going on? 373 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:17,760 We left a group of people in my car, hotboxing and just had a little corner of the screen 374 00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:19,120 dedicated to them. 375 00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:20,320 We couldn't hear them. 376 00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:21,320 They couldn't hear us. 377 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:23,320 It was like they were lost in space. 378 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:27,000 Yeah, that was I will say the bell ringer challenge is one of our biggest successes 379 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,000 that night. 380 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,460 Yeah, that was pretty dope. 381 00:18:29,460 --> 00:18:36,440 So our sponsor face bell ringers, he showed up and talk about sponsor. 382 00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:43,600 He showed up with three 10 gram blunts and put it in a bell ringer that's fit to hold 383 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,120 three 10 gram blunts. 384 00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:54,920 And that's 30 guys more than an ounce of weed that was on one contraption that we then lit 385 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:57,280 and we put three people in a car. 386 00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:58,780 They got halfway through. 387 00:18:58,780 --> 00:19:04,880 They were out there for at least 15, 20 minutes. 388 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:06,440 Maybe even longer. 389 00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:08,320 They got through about half of that fucking thing. 390 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:13,760 The last person, our undisclosed winner Bobby still undisclosed. 391 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:15,240 Oh shit. 392 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:17,040 He said undisclosed. 393 00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:18,040 My bad. 394 00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:19,040 Our anonymous friend. 395 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:20,040 Yeah, yeah. 396 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:21,040 Yeah. 397 00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:24,080 It was like not even halfway done when he won the challenge. 398 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,080 They were in there for a while. 399 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,320 They went around for a while and I was like, you know what? 400 00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:28,320 Fuck it. 401 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:29,320 It's a live podcast. 402 00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:30,320 So I hit it. 403 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:31,320 Yeah, you hit it. 404 00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:32,320 That was good. 405 00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:33,320 Then it went through the whole crowd pretty much. 406 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:34,320 As soon as I got it up on stage. 407 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:37,960 Then they took it apart and everybody started smoking just the blood. 408 00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:40,160 Oh, and there was a guy. 409 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:44,280 There was a guy dressed like a cowboy kind of looking dude. 410 00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:47,080 And it was like him and his girlfriend I think. 411 00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:49,200 And the bell ringer was done. 412 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:50,200 I was high. 413 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,520 I had a few beers and I hadn't drank in a while. 414 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:56,480 So I was feeling, I was like, I need to go stand over here and chill for a minute. 415 00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:59,320 And this lady's trying to give me this bell ringer. 416 00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:01,440 She's like, it's a prize. 417 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:03,440 We're fighting not to take it at this point. 418 00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:04,840 And I'm like, give it to the winner bitch. 419 00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:05,840 I'm fucking high. 420 00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:11,800 And then I just took it and put it on the desk where you were sitting. 421 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,240 I'm like, this is the bell ringer prize. 422 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:14,240 And then I walked away. 423 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:16,080 I'm like, I don't want this responsibility right now. 424 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:17,080 I'm no longer the producer. 425 00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:18,360 You cannot be responsible. 426 00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:20,080 I didn't even know. 427 00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:26,280 I was so, I don't think there was a moment that people were just handing me blunts or 428 00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:29,200 joints the whole fucking time I was there. 429 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:33,320 The moment I stepped in that back area, it was just like, all right, here we go. 430 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:35,120 And I just blunts and joints. 431 00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:39,560 So I was sufficiently fucking high. 432 00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:42,880 So I didn't even know we had a prize for the bell ringer contest. 433 00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:46,840 I thought the winner was just, you survived the bell ringer. 434 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:47,840 Congrats. 435 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:53,640 But the prize was fucking sick because it included one of your mom's beanies, which 436 00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:57,160 by the way, folks, do we have a link yet for on our website? 437 00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:59,880 No, she's got to make an Etsy and do all that stuff. 438 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:00,880 But we'll link it on our website. 439 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:03,800 Maybe we even sell it exclusively on fried rice podcast. 440 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:04,800 Good. 441 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:05,800 Dot com. 442 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:09,240 I mean, if she wants to do Etsy too, but like we could, it could be a one of our featured 443 00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:10,240 things. 444 00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:12,120 Do you mind if I, do we talk about what she did? 445 00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:13,120 Yeah. 446 00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:17,640 She made a bunch of the fried rice podcast beanies, the ones that say FRP, but she also 447 00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:21,480 had ones that had little pot leaves on them, little eyes on them. 448 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:22,480 Everyone was just buying them up. 449 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:23,480 I was like, Oh, should I have all this? 450 00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:24,480 The hell is money? 451 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:29,320 And then I was like, Jess and John, I was like, Oh, is there like something I could 452 00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:30,800 donate some of this to? 453 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:34,440 So it's not like we just came in your backyard and smoked a bunch of weed and just had a 454 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:35,960 party for free. 455 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:37,280 They're like, yeah. 456 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:38,660 And then I was going to do that. 457 00:21:38,660 --> 00:21:44,480 And then I was telling my mom and she was like, no, I need to buy yarn. 458 00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:46,280 Now I'm going to have her make a bunch. 459 00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:50,480 We also have those little nugs, emotional support, emotional support. 460 00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:53,800 I think are the, the bread and butter. 461 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:55,840 The beanies are phenomenal. 462 00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:56,840 They're going to always sell. 463 00:21:56,840 --> 00:22:01,080 So those little, she needs, she does whatever she wants cause she's wonderful and she's 464 00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:02,520 your mom and everything she's done. 465 00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:03,760 She definitely does whatever she wants. 466 00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:07,240 Cause I told her just make a bunch of the little, make a bunch of those nugs, but make 467 00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:10,840 them little and then we can put QR codes for the broadcast on the bottom. 468 00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:11,840 Oh my God. 469 00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:12,840 Brilliant. 470 00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:13,840 And then she's just kind of, well, I'm going to do this. 471 00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:15,840 And I'm like, okay, I guess. 472 00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:23,800 Well, Austin's mom, if we could have three sizes of emotional support buds, tiny, probably 473 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:26,080 the five to $10 range. 474 00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:28,000 We could sell them out of Ziploc bags. 475 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,000 Like, that's what I'm saying. 476 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,000 Yeah. 477 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:35,640 I mean, shit, if you're a, just a avid pot smoker and you're listening to this episode 478 00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:39,160 late, this is going to be some rip off a bowl stuff. 479 00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:43,200 This is like shark tank without any of the security that shark tank offers you the exposure 480 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:44,200 here. 481 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:46,200 It's patented, patented, emotional support. 482 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:49,040 If you try to copy that, I will send face to your house. 483 00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:51,040 Oh, you do not want that. 484 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:54,200 Listen with the shirt off to sit on your couch. 485 00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:57,480 He is a force of nature. 486 00:22:57,480 --> 00:23:00,040 This guy, I don't know how else to describe him. 487 00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:09,960 He's, he's it's like, he was only serious one time on during, not during the live podcast, 488 00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:13,620 but that day he was serious one time because he had the giant bell ringer and somebody 489 00:23:13,620 --> 00:23:15,920 brought up that they kind of look like butt plugs. 490 00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:20,480 And he was like, yeah, we can't really design them to not look like butt plugs. 491 00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:22,480 They just end up looking like butt plugs. 492 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:29,400 And that was definitely, that was like the one time he stepped back from his persona 493 00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:31,200 and really addressed an issue. 494 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:35,640 And then he said he was, and then immediately after that went right back to being himself 495 00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:41,040 and then was asking the bartender at the bar for chocolate milk very aggressively. 496 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:42,280 Aggressively over and over again. 497 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:45,400 When I say aggressively, I don't mean he was angry when he said it. 498 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:50,720 I just mean his insistence on getting chocolate milk was borderline aggressive. 499 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,040 What do you mean you don't have chocolate milk? 500 00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:56,280 Give me some bar. 501 00:23:56,280 --> 00:24:05,360 I mean, if you, if you cut out about 80% of the gay jokes, then honestly, he's one of 502 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:08,160 the most magnanimous people I've ever met. 503 00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:09,960 It's just like he's a presence. 504 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:13,060 You want, he walks in a room, you fucking know he's there. 505 00:24:13,060 --> 00:24:14,800 He demands your attention. 506 00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:18,880 He could be a force of good or evil. 507 00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:21,440 But I think he's chaotic neutral. 508 00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:28,360 And that is, I think in the world of D&D, this is the most chaotically neutral person 509 00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:30,240 on planet earth. 510 00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:36,680 I would say steer clear or fucking lean in, whatever you want, but be careful. 511 00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:41,520 He could not have described it better. 512 00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:44,480 I forgot about that ranking system. 513 00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:48,480 Cause he's not a bad guy. 514 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:53,240 He's certainly not a good guy. 515 00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:57,800 But goddamn, is he a presence when he's around? 516 00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:58,800 Too much so maybe. 517 00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:00,480 He was part of the show. 518 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:05,680 I was up on stage hosting each time going up and I'm like, well, I can't help Andy now. 519 00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:07,280 What's going on outside? 520 00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:08,280 Lost Austin. 521 00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:15,280 And then, and then, and then, and then face, um, Bellringer himself, he just fucking, he's 522 00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:20,480 there trying to get chocolate milk and then right before the show starts, right when we're 523 00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:22,680 about to air, all right guys, we're going live. 524 00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:23,680 He's where is he? 525 00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:24,680 Where is he? 526 00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:25,680 Gone. 527 00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:27,680 Just fucking disappears in the middle of the night. 528 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:28,680 Haven't heard from him since. 529 00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:31,680 He was in that chocolate milk one way or another. 530 00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:34,480 He's just at a CBS or a fucking Walmart. 531 00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:37,720 Just buying a thing of chocolate milk. 532 00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:38,720 Never came back. 533 00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:40,880 Just left an ounce of fucking weed. 534 00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:43,080 Oh, what a sponsor. 535 00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:48,880 Considering what a, what a crazy first time live podcast we did, we did okay. 536 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:53,280 I mean, but we started and then immediately had to turn the volume down on everything. 537 00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:56,480 We had four mics, two of them didn't work. 538 00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:58,320 The producer got high. 539 00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:01,120 The sponsor disappeared. 540 00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:02,680 Everyone's talking really loud. 541 00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:09,640 Oh, and then throw in the, uh, the, the, me opening up a shitload of presents, which 542 00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:15,560 I enjoyed was maybe interesting to the people in the audience. 543 00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:17,760 I think you guys were enjoying it, which is important. 544 00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:18,760 Oh yeah. 545 00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:19,760 All the Barbies. 546 00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:20,760 The Barbies were great. 547 00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:21,760 Oh God. 548 00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:22,760 Those Barbies. 549 00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:28,440 Which by the way, most of the Barbies, other than the custom weird baby one that Bob made, 550 00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:30,880 which I feel like should not leave this. 551 00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:33,640 I feel like that's a, uh, Annabelle sort of thing. 552 00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:38,720 I don't want to pass it on to anybody, but all the other Barbies have gone to a good 553 00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:39,720 place. 554 00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:44,480 Uh, I gave a couple of them out to a friend of mine who has a, who has a young daughter. 555 00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:48,240 And then I gave the rest out to my coworker who has a four year old daughter who loves 556 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:54,120 Barbies and I've already found out that she loves the one, um, when you press the chest 557 00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:57,840 that it makes it, it sings the song, has a little button on her chest. 558 00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:58,840 She's obsessed with it. 559 00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:02,240 And I'm sure he hates me now because he's probably heard that friendship is magic or 560 00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:05,560 whatever song fucking 20,000 times. 561 00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:12,440 But um, I kept, so thank you if you thought I was going to keep all of these Barbies somewhere, 562 00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:17,160 uh, like some, like I already have a room that people have dubbed the murder room because 563 00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:20,840 I keep a fucking weird just puppet sitting alone in the corner. 564 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:23,840 Uh, you know, that no one goes in. 565 00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:26,560 So we don't need to have a box of Barbies is what I'm saying. 566 00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:31,480 But all the other, all the other gifts, I, it's amazing. 567 00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:33,680 You know, Randy would have liked those Barbies. 568 00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:35,880 He's all alone in there in the corner. 569 00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:40,480 God, Randy didn't even fucking, he didn't make an appearance at the show. 570 00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:43,880 We were supposed to have a blunt rolling, a joint rolling contest. 571 00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:49,840 Like man, when you're doing live, live shows, there's a lot of moving parts and I'm, I'm 572 00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:51,280 glad we got it done. 573 00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:53,320 I'm glad it's, it's about an hour and a half. 574 00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:54,720 It's not one of our longer episodes. 575 00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:58,320 So it's a more manageable chunk to get through. 576 00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:03,600 Uh, but I will say the overall experience of it was fucking awesome. 577 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:04,600 Oh, it was great. 578 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:05,600 It was fun. 579 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:11,440 Like, like I'm, I apologize to the listeners who, who maybe won't, it's going to be difficult 580 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:14,960 to kind of replicate the, the kind of fun of it all. 581 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:19,160 But being there and having it be my birthday show, it was one of my bet. 582 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:22,080 It was like one of my best birthdays, I would say. 583 00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:25,840 Like hands down, you got to think like getting to host a birthday podcast. 584 00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:27,640 Plus you had a good show before. 585 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:28,640 Oh yeah. 586 00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:33,800 So that, yeah, that I actually, yeah, my, I had a solid eight minutes to open. 587 00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:36,480 Uh, I don't, I haven't opened in a while. 588 00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:37,480 Oh, good call. 589 00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:40,680 I touched the table and he checked the, to see if we were still recording. 590 00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:42,680 This is why you're the producer, man. 591 00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:44,640 Hosting and producing in the same night was fun. 592 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:45,960 It was just also very exhausting. 593 00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:46,960 Sure. 594 00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:50,000 You all know I drive three hours to beat a, beat a few things. 595 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,040 And then big, also Jesse edited the episode. 596 00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:55,120 So he had to listen to all that so we don't have to. 597 00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:56,120 Yes. 598 00:28:56,120 --> 00:29:03,120 So if Zach improv quality is God slash devil, then that means Jesse is Jesus slash Lucifer. 599 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:04,120 You know what? 600 00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:06,280 We have to steer clear the, the, the religious things. 601 00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:11,240 I, in the metaphor of, in the way, no, no, in the universe we've built, that's an apt 602 00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:12,240 metaphor. 603 00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:15,840 I'm not, I don't want to give you any, any less props than you deserve for coming up 604 00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:16,840 with that. 605 00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:17,840 Yes. 606 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:19,920 He would be our Jesus, our Messiah, our Muhammad, whatever you want to call it. 607 00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:26,000 Whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever profit slash relative of God in whatever book, whatever 608 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,000 book. 609 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,000 Right. 610 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,000 That says. 611 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,000 What about demigods? 612 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,000 We'll just call them superheroes. 613 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,000 See, that's the thing. 614 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,840 I think what we should be doing is maybe just taking a religion that nobody gives a shit 615 00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:41,000 about anymore, like Greek mythology or, or whatever, and then just start, but then what's, 616 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,760 what am I going to call them? 617 00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:43,760 Call them Zeus? 618 00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:44,760 That's so stupid. 619 00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:49,160 It's like, oh yeah, Zach Qualley, our Zeus, our lightning god. 620 00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:51,240 No, I hate, no, that was a dumb idea. 621 00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:59,000 So I don't know, but I, I don't want to alienate our religious listeners. 622 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:03,120 Like I have repeatedly in the past and maybe aggressively. 623 00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:07,680 So at times, I don't know, maybe I'm trying to be a better person. 624 00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:12,400 I've had a, I almost wanted to just call the season three, episode one. 625 00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:14,240 So I'm trying a new tact. 626 00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:19,400 I don't want to be as, I don't even know the right word for it, but I don't want to be 627 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:21,920 as, as mean as I have been. 628 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:23,680 I think I'm turning over a new leaf. 629 00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:24,680 That show. 630 00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:25,680 Mike though, right? 631 00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:29,400 No, he didn't eat my poisoned cake. 632 00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,240 You son of a bitch. 633 00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:33,040 I spent $3 on that slice. 634 00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:34,560 And I threw it away. 635 00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:35,560 Yeah. 636 00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:36,680 We had a bit planned for it. 637 00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:38,920 I can tell it because now it won't happen. 638 00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:39,920 You had a lot of things. 639 00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:43,320 I think you had a whole outline with like 30 different steps. 640 00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:46,120 We probably made like five of them. 641 00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:47,120 There was a whole lot. 642 00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:48,120 Yeah. 643 00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:49,120 We had schedules. 644 00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:50,120 We don't know why. 645 00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:57,600 I printed 100 copies of, and I used 20 of them. 646 00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:58,600 There was what? 647 00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:01,400 There was a good chunk of people actually for the first part. 648 00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:02,960 We probably had 50 people at the first. 649 00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:03,960 Yeah. 650 00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:04,960 50 or 60. 651 00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:07,040 And then, but it was so late. 652 00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:14,800 My mom and sister and best friends from when I was a kid all took the first opportunity 653 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:16,760 to go, you know, we have to get back to the hotel. 654 00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:17,760 It was late. 655 00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:18,760 It was late. 656 00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:19,760 It was 730 when they left. 657 00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:20,760 Yeah. 658 00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:22,840 It wasn't like they were cutting out super early. 659 00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:28,040 But then my real friends, the ones that I drove, they had no choice but to stay there. 660 00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:29,440 They stayed the whole time. 661 00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:30,440 You know what? 662 00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:37,640 My buddy Tomas, God bless his soul, he's a great friend, but he was nodding off a little 663 00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:38,640 bit towards the end. 664 00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:43,560 And it's because I don't think he gives a shit about weed. 665 00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:50,840 And the movie aspect that he would probably enjoy talking about, it was America 3000 and 666 00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:52,160 nobody was talking about it. 667 00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:54,040 That's what he was probably watching the whole time. 668 00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:55,040 He was probably watching the movie. 669 00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:57,400 He's probably pissed I didn't turn on subtitles. 670 00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:00,680 But there might not have been any, you know, I think he even told me afterwards. 671 00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:04,040 He's just like, yeah, there wasn't really much going on in the movie. 672 00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:05,640 But yeah. 673 00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:10,000 Which reminds me, I had a shitty little tablet that I actually like stuck in the awning corner. 674 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,280 Oh yeah, I remember, yeah, to record. 675 00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:14,160 So it looks like it was filmed on a Fisher-Price potato. 676 00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:16,480 But I do have footage of most of that. 677 00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:19,560 I think I have like an hour and 15 minutes of that whole podcast. 678 00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:21,920 I think like the first 15 is just us setting up. 679 00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:23,960 I set it up a little too early. 680 00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:28,520 And ladies and gentlemen, we are, this might be the first part of that put on YouTube. 681 00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:29,520 Yeah, fuck it. 682 00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:30,520 Why not? 683 00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:31,520 Yeah. 684 00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:36,080 We'll find something to fill the gaps after, but we'll put it on YouTube. 685 00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:41,120 You get whatever Austin recorded with his potato in a weird angle. 686 00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:42,800 Which I didn't know about. 687 00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:45,480 So I don't know if I cheated out to the camera one bit. 688 00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:47,480 I was climbing on a chair to get it up there. 689 00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:48,480 Sean's like, what are you doing? 690 00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:51,480 I'm like, setting up a camera. 691 00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:52,480 Oh yeah. 692 00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:56,520 And John just being one of the people in the audience, he was just, I think, protective 693 00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:58,160 of the equipment. 694 00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:03,200 Nobody particular or, and because this did take place at an undisclosed location at my 695 00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:07,640 house in the backyard, if that's what we're going with. 696 00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:08,640 Works for me. 697 00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:14,160 It's weird having to move all those people from the comedy show over to my place, but 698 00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:15,160 we did it. 699 00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:19,560 I said contests and giveaways and I was like, yep, they're coming. 700 00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:23,040 We got to give away some things. 701 00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:25,040 Some, but most came away a lot. 702 00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:26,680 Everything was in front of you. 703 00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:33,200 I gave away all the bigger items that I thought I brought, except for the bottle of wine, 704 00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:34,200 I guess. 705 00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:39,640 We had found a bottle of wine that said, um, cock. 706 00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:42,760 Well if you changed the letter, it said cock. 707 00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:45,840 And then from, from Andy's, like the mountain. 708 00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:47,880 And I was like, yeah, cock from Andy's. 709 00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:49,280 Who wouldn't want this wine? 710 00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:52,200 Who wouldn't want cock from Andy, right? 711 00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:53,800 And I did nothing with it. 712 00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:54,960 So I still have it. 713 00:33:54,960 --> 00:34:06,200 And I don't know if I should self-filate myself and drink the wine. 714 00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:08,560 Just popping my own cork off my cock. 715 00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:12,040 But no, when we do it again, we'll do it earlier. 716 00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:13,040 We'll do it earlier. 717 00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:14,040 It'll be dedicated. 718 00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:18,240 Actually, no, the next time we do this, it's going to be at a Comic Con. 719 00:34:18,240 --> 00:34:20,240 Oh, our next one will be Comic Con. 720 00:34:20,240 --> 00:34:21,240 Yeah. 721 00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:22,240 Well, no, that is our next one. 722 00:34:22,240 --> 00:34:23,960 I should tell you, I should have told you guys about this already. 723 00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:24,960 That's a few weeks from now. 724 00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:25,960 Anyway, we'll talk about this after the podcast. 725 00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:26,960 Thanks Andy. 726 00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:27,960 There might even be a promotion before this. 727 00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:28,960 There might even be an ad. 728 00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:29,960 We might talk about the Comic Con. 729 00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:30,960 We might talk about the Comic Con on the previews. 730 00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:35,960 But yeah, we're going to be at the Kingman Comic Con. 731 00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:37,280 It's going to be fucking dope. 732 00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:38,960 We did it last, the first one they did. 733 00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:41,040 Is this the same Comic Con or is it that other one? 734 00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:42,040 It's the same. 735 00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:43,040 Okay. 736 00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:44,040 Same one. 737 00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:45,040 They were doing it like a spring. 738 00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:46,760 They wanted to do a, they did an end of the year one. 739 00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:49,120 Now they're doing a spring one. 740 00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:50,560 It was super fun last time. 741 00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:56,000 It was a legit fucking cool little Comic Con for, especially for the area. 742 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:59,680 And when I say little, I mean it's, it's, it's big for the area. 743 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:06,040 It's like, it's not San Diego Comic Con, but thank God because how expensive is fucking 744 00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:10,200 San Diego Comic Con and what can you actually experience there? 745 00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:15,660 You know, at this point, the bigger the event, the less likely I want to go. 746 00:35:15,660 --> 00:35:22,120 If there's an event that's going to have 50,000 people going to it and any of the lines are 747 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:27,420 going to take longer than fucking 20, 30 minutes to get through to do what? 748 00:35:27,420 --> 00:35:32,480 Take a picture with somebody or, or have a comic book signed or whatever. 749 00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:38,820 Like I get the, seeing all the people in, in, in cosplay and costume, that's what it's 750 00:35:38,820 --> 00:35:39,820 all about. 751 00:35:39,820 --> 00:35:41,240 I understand being there is a whole thing. 752 00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:45,080 I just don't know if I want to like wait that long. 753 00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:50,360 You can go into amusement parks now, unless you go like on a weekday when it's raining 754 00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:56,060 and you go to Universal Studios in California and you go early enough with a plan to hit 755 00:35:56,060 --> 00:35:59,920 all the Harry Potter shit immediately and then go do something else and go back. 756 00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:02,720 I found a guide to get me through that once. 757 00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:08,440 Well we're doing, yeah, we're actually planning a Disney vacation right now and on their site 758 00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:11,600 there's actually a thing that basically says if you're going to ride stuff and all that, 759 00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:15,960 you better pay this extra $250 because otherwise you can't. 760 00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:17,320 It's like too crazy. 761 00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:22,200 So we're paying like 250 extra for a fast pass thing. 762 00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:28,760 But that fast pass is, is I think it's now like timed stuff. 763 00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:32,080 So it's not like you can just go pick a ride and then go ride it quicker. 764 00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:33,280 You get to the front of the line. 765 00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:37,600 I think it's instead it schedules you like, oh, you want to ride Space Mountain. 766 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:38,920 They're at two, right? 767 00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:40,480 Your ride is at seven 30. 768 00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:41,480 Right. 769 00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:45,480 So there are, there are some rides that you still, even with fast pass, you still have 770 00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:49,800 to pay extra to like for that fast pass, for that specific ride. 771 00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:51,280 There's like at least two of them. 772 00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,080 Well, I know probably the Star Wars stuff. 773 00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:54,080 The Star Wars stuff. 774 00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:55,920 I'm not sure about Smuggler's Run. 775 00:36:55,920 --> 00:37:02,040 I think that one's normal, but definitely the Rise of the Resistance ride, which fucking 776 00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:03,400 well worth it. 777 00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:05,880 That is the most amazing like ride. 778 00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:07,600 It has all like the newest technology. 779 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:08,600 I've never actually been to those rides. 780 00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:12,240 I don't even like the sequel trilogy, but that ride is so much fun. 781 00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:13,240 It looks amazing. 782 00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:17,440 I have a friend on Facebook and she posts all the time. 783 00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:19,600 She's one of the Imperial guards. 784 00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:22,560 I think either on that ride or one of the other ones at Disneyland. 785 00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:24,280 So she's like one of the ride operators. 786 00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:25,280 Oh yeah. 787 00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:27,840 And she's in full like full black. 788 00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:31,080 She's in the cool, she's in the cool black one with the hat. 789 00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:32,080 And they're mean to people. 790 00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:33,080 They're mean to people. 791 00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:34,080 Oh yeah. 792 00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:35,080 She looks bad ass dude. 793 00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:38,160 She's a, but man. 794 00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:39,160 The waiting. 795 00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:41,800 Well that's what I hear about Disney. 796 00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:44,360 That's what I said, but that's why we're trying to do the fan. 797 00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:49,320 I guess if you lived out there and you had an annual pass, it's, I did that once and 798 00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:56,840 I was able to, at the time, the girl that I was with, we would go like once a week because 799 00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:57,840 why wouldn't you? 800 00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:01,560 And then it's free parking for three hours at California Adventure. 801 00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:06,840 And if you have a pass, just spend three hours at Disneyland and then come back another day. 802 00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:10,200 And then you can kind of get everything just done over time. 803 00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:15,480 And it's, I mean, but I mean, that's a luxury living out there, being close enough for it. 804 00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:19,000 If you're going to have to smash it all in like a couple of days, three days, you're 805 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,560 doing three days, but you have three days pass, both parks. 806 00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:22,560 Yeah. 807 00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:23,560 Oh, then you'll be able to crush it. 808 00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:24,560 You'll be able to do everything. 809 00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:29,480 We used to live like a five minute drive from Disneyland and we had the passes. 810 00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:31,760 So we did get to go all the time. 811 00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:34,320 That's pretty good. 812 00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:36,560 Passes are expensive as fuck now. 813 00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:42,080 I think they're, why do we look so, why are we recording so loud? 814 00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:44,080 Are we just having a quiet conversation? 815 00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:45,760 We're not as loud as usual. 816 00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:46,760 Yes. 817 00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:47,760 All right. 818 00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:50,760 The most real few minutes of podcast. 819 00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:51,760 Yeah. 820 00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:52,760 Yeah. 821 00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:54,760 We're actually in actual conversation. 822 00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:55,760 That's what I'm saying. 823 00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:58,880 Season three, episode one is what this feels like. 824 00:38:58,880 --> 00:38:59,880 I don't know. 825 00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:00,880 I don't know. 826 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:04,160 Maybe it's just me feeling this way, but I just, maybe it was the fact that we were, 827 00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:11,160 we watched a documentary and not just a shitty B movie or something, which I'm not, we watched 828 00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:15,960 a bunch of cool shit, but I don't know, just watching. 829 00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:21,280 And maybe it was the fact that the movie was so inspiring in a way. 830 00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:22,280 Oh, really? 831 00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:23,280 In a way, but we'll get into it. 832 00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:24,280 Yeah, we'll get into it. 833 00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:29,240 That I want to maybe improve my own life and maybe a way to do that is to make it an easier 834 00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:31,400 listening experience for our listeners. 835 00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:33,720 What was the best present you got? 836 00:39:33,720 --> 00:39:34,720 Oh, yeah. 837 00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:38,480 So it's make, make a bunch of people feel bad. 838 00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:40,480 I need to pack another ball here. 839 00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:45,920 Why don't you let it spark a joint and I'll, I'll take one of those out. 840 00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:46,920 Perfect. 841 00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:51,760 So, uh, just real quick, some of the best gifts. 842 00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:57,960 I'll start with the one that that resin plate with the fried rice podcast logo is beautiful. 843 00:39:57,960 --> 00:39:58,960 That is so cool. 844 00:39:58,960 --> 00:39:59,960 I love it. 845 00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:04,000 I couldn't wait to put it somewhere prominent that people see everywhere. 846 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,920 And look, your little Star Trek thing is there too. 847 00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:08,840 Yeah, that's my, I guess that's my little Austin table now. 848 00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:14,720 I tried to plug that when you opened it, uh, for my friend who designed that custom by 849 00:40:14,720 --> 00:40:15,720 request. 850 00:40:15,720 --> 00:40:17,120 She doesn't even do stuff like that. 851 00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:19,120 So it's a one of a kind. 852 00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:20,120 Wow. 853 00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:23,080 Sunshine Spirit Creations on Instagram and Facebook. 854 00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:25,160 My friend Lindsay did great work. 855 00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:26,160 Fuck. 856 00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:27,160 Yeah, it's very cool. 857 00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:28,160 It's one of the prettiest things. 858 00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:30,960 Did you get a picture of that and put it on, we're going to get a picture of that and put 859 00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:34,080 it on the, yeah, we're going to, yeah, we're going to, I have a picture of all the gifts, 860 00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:38,440 but we're going to do, yeah, I'll do individual stuff, um, after this. 861 00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:41,640 But yeah, I need to make this joke or my brain is going to explode. 862 00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:43,880 All my Austin stuff is on the table. 863 00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:44,880 It's Austin-tacious. 864 00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:45,880 Uh, okay. 865 00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:46,880 Sorry. 866 00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:52,280 Uh, and then I also got, oh God, it's, there's some sick ass stuff. 867 00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:55,080 I got a movie slide. 868 00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:56,520 I think it's, it's, it's a movie slide. 869 00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:58,840 This is a Stephen King. 870 00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:04,280 It's like a still, it's like a signed, um, there is a word for that. 871 00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:05,280 Yeah. 872 00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:06,280 Is it a cell? 873 00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:08,320 I don't know if it's a cell from a movie. 874 00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:10,600 If it's, um, no, it's an art print. 875 00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:12,360 That's not, yeah, but it's signed. 876 00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:13,360 It's sick. 877 00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:14,360 Yes. 878 00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:18,640 Um, the Darth Vader speaker phone and I'm going to, you know, what's going to suck right 879 00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:25,120 now is that everybody just wrote, if they wrote who it was from, they wrote it on the 880 00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:27,040 wrapping paper itself. 881 00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:32,760 And if they, and if they, uh, so I don't know, I'm not going to be able to tell you who gave 882 00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:34,080 me most of these. 883 00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:39,560 A couple of these, a couple of these, like, like absolutely one of the coolest fucking 884 00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:40,560 things I got. 885 00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:44,760 Oh, that fucking fart is from Papa Mike himself. 886 00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:48,680 And that is the Dragon Ball Z fucking dab ball. 887 00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:51,200 This is beautiful. 888 00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:57,400 I almost don't want to smoke out of it because I don't want to fuck up, uh, Goku and Vegeta 889 00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:58,400 up there in the top. 890 00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:01,600 Like, it's almost like, it's like a decorative piece. 891 00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:06,040 But then at the same time, all I want to do is smoke out of this because I want to see 892 00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:12,440 them with the vortex of smoke around them powering up while I'm powering up with dabs. 893 00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:19,160 So I know it wasn't a present, but who brought the terrifier, uh, clown thing that we all 894 00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:20,160 saw? 895 00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:21,160 That was a giveaway. 896 00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:22,160 Oh, that was a giveaway. 897 00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:23,160 Yeah. 898 00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:24,160 Do we know who got it? 899 00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:25,160 Papa Mike. 900 00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:26,160 Yeah. 901 00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:27,160 Yeah. 902 00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:28,160 So there we go. 903 00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:30,600 I got a cool Dragon Ball Z bug. 904 00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:33,640 He got a poster I found on Temu. 905 00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:37,120 Not a lot. 906 00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:40,720 I got some comic books from Zach, which are awesome. 907 00:42:40,720 --> 00:42:43,080 It's two Raider comics. 908 00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:53,720 So I think one of the absolute best gifts is the, okay, so we're out there in the back 909 00:42:53,720 --> 00:42:58,680 and I go back there and I think the show's maybe still going on or just, or, you know, 910 00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:03,160 the comedy show part and there's this young woman and she, she goes, Hey, I liked your 911 00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:04,160 set. 912 00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:05,160 And I was like, Oh, thank you so much. 913 00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:12,480 You're like, Hey, and she's like, um, I'm not going to be able to stay for the podcast. 914 00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:13,480 There's some health issues. 915 00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:15,080 I was like, okay, that's a bummer. 916 00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:16,440 And she's like, but I did bring you a gift. 917 00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:18,160 And I was like, Oh, you didn't have to do that. 918 00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:21,200 She's like, well, it's Harry Potter themed. 919 00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:23,080 So just keep an eye out for that. 920 00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:31,000 And then I think her husband, you know, some guy he came and took her, he came back and 921 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:35,200 in the show, do you remember I get this box that has a Harry Potter on it? 922 00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:40,160 And the moment I pulled the top off, it fucking exploded with a bunch of fucking butterflies 923 00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:41,160 and shit. 924 00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:43,200 And that was, that was very cool. 925 00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:44,920 How fucking cool was that? 926 00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:48,240 That was like one of the best, coolest surprises. 927 00:43:48,240 --> 00:43:52,520 Like, um, as you said, though, who has never met her before, right? 928 00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:54,640 Don't know her or him. 929 00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:55,640 Don't know them at all. 930 00:43:55,640 --> 00:44:03,240 Or if I have dollar box though, I wasn't going to share how much it costs on the podcast. 931 00:44:03,240 --> 00:44:06,240 Mike, you bastard. 932 00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:12,920 I looked, cause I looked it up to see what, what the song was that it was playing. 933 00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:13,920 It was, what was it? 934 00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:15,880 Um, I couldn't, I still haven't found it. 935 00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:21,520 It's Harry Potter, but I just don't know from what scene or movie, whatever, but it's, it's 936 00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:22,520 cool. 937 00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:24,840 You could tell it's a Harry Potter song. 938 00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:27,200 It's just, I don't know what, from what part. 939 00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:31,240 Um, it's very, but oh my God, what a cool gift. 940 00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:35,200 Uh, my buddy, Tomas, he gave me a bunch. 941 00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:43,080 He gave me some books, ass eating for dummies, living with an unusually small penis and then 942 00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:45,040 how to tell her you're gay. 943 00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:46,240 So all things you needed. 944 00:44:46,240 --> 00:44:47,240 That's good. 945 00:44:47,240 --> 00:44:48,240 You should always get things you need. 946 00:44:48,240 --> 00:44:55,520 And then he gave me a geek, uh, gaming magazine that has, um, Aerith from Final Fantasy 7 947 00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:56,640 rebirth on there. 948 00:44:56,640 --> 00:45:00,640 And I don't know if that's some sort of dick move because he knows I hate spoilers and 949 00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:04,360 the game is coming out and there's something in there that if I were to open his gift and 950 00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:06,960 read it, but it's not going to fucking happen to us. 951 00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:08,320 That shit's staying in the plastic. 952 00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:12,800 I'm going to flip over the, I'm not even going to look at it until after I beat the game. 953 00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:13,880 You son of a bitch. 954 00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:19,640 He keeps sending me mysterious links that have not a spoiler and then it's just a YouTube 955 00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:20,640 link. 956 00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:24,920 Like I'm going to click a YouTube link with not a spoiler this close to fucking Final 957 00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:26,120 Fantasy 7 rebirth. 958 00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:28,120 No, thank you, sir. 959 00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:30,040 I'm sure he knows you're smarter than that. 960 00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:33,360 So he just knows that something crazy is going to happen in the game and just making you 961 00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:35,000 more anxious to play it. 962 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:40,160 Well, it makes me crazy right now with you not watching trailers because I want to talk 963 00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:42,160 to you so bad about borderlands. 964 00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:44,920 I don't even want to know who stars in borderlands. 965 00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:45,920 But here's the thing. 966 00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:47,920 Actually I was talking to, I was talking to Tomas. 967 00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:48,920 Okay, man. 968 00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:49,920 Okay. 969 00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:51,000 Now we're bouncing around. 970 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,000 What did you just say? 971 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:53,000 Bring that up in a second. 972 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,000 What did you just say? 973 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:58,720 Oh, he's sending you those things that you think are going to be spoilers to make you 974 00:45:58,720 --> 00:46:02,280 like want to play the game more when it comes out. 975 00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:03,280 Got it. 976 00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:04,280 Okay. 977 00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:11,400 He's, he loves looking shit up and I absolutely want to put my head in a hole, right? 978 00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:16,160 And not know anything about, oh, I was going to say for Final Fantasy 7, because we don't 979 00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:18,480 really talk about video games too much on here. 980 00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:24,200 This they remade Final Fantasy 7, which came out in the nineties, right? 981 00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:25,200 I don't know. 982 00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:26,200 Why don't you explain the... 983 00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:28,600 No, I'm not going to go full blown. 984 00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:31,640 I'm not going to get into the whole spiel. 985 00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:32,640 But the new one is coming. 986 00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:37,640 I don't know if I probably already went into this, but Rebirth, which is part two of a 987 00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:45,640 three part project to remake Final Fantasy 7 comes out in five days as of recording. 988 00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:47,960 And I'm excited. 989 00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:54,560 It's everyone's excited, but there's a very big part that is going to take place during 990 00:46:54,560 --> 00:47:01,680 this chunk of game that the way that they've been telling the story so far, which has had 991 00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:09,520 a lot of dramatic changes to it, could potentially be way different than it was in the original 992 00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:10,520 game. 993 00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:13,120 So I don't want to give away any spoilers, but... 994 00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:19,080 Well, this is going to come out after, so it really is way after. 995 00:47:19,080 --> 00:47:22,720 Mild spoilers for a game that's 25 years old. 996 00:47:22,720 --> 00:47:23,720 Okay? 997 00:47:23,720 --> 00:47:25,000 Well, major spoilers for a game. 998 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:31,160 So just if you're a fan of Final Fantasy 7 and you haven't played the original or Rebirth, 999 00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:34,600 then just skip ahead a couple minutes. 1000 00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:35,880 So all zero of you. 1001 00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:37,920 Well, no, but skip ahead, okay? 1002 00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:39,560 Is that a valid enough spoiler? 1003 00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:43,240 I hate spoilers, so this is me really just skip ahead a couple minutes. 1004 00:47:43,240 --> 00:47:46,800 Just go back and watch the Final Fantasy clip I made. 1005 00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:47,800 Exactly. 1006 00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:48,880 That'll catch you up. 1007 00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:53,400 But anyway, in the original game, one of the main characters gets killed. 1008 00:47:53,400 --> 00:48:00,160 I'm not even going to say who it is, but just one of the main characters gets super killed 1009 00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:06,760 by the bad guy in a very dramatic cut scene that's very shocking. 1010 00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:07,760 You don't expect it. 1011 00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:11,440 It's like, holy shit, right? 1012 00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:18,440 But the first game that we've got of the three-part project, part one, changed so much from the 1013 00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:25,920 original game of that section that we're thinking there might be the fans online or speculating 1014 00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:30,760 that there could be someone else that gets drastically murdered instead of this other 1015 00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:34,200 character and that could change everything. 1016 00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:37,200 Well, we've seen that happen in other series, yes. 1017 00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:42,240 But this would be, because that death is probably the most, one of the most infamous deaths 1018 00:48:42,240 --> 00:48:44,840 of all time in video game history. 1019 00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:46,320 It's like it's a girl on your team. 1020 00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:48,040 Well, the Walking Dead did that same exact thing. 1021 00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:50,040 But don't ruin that for me because I haven't watched Walking Dead. 1022 00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:51,040 I'm not, I'm just saying they did the same thing. 1023 00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:52,040 Don't spoil that for me, Mike. 1024 00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:53,040 We just had a conversation. 1025 00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:56,840 This is the spoiler section. 1026 00:48:56,840 --> 00:49:01,100 But anyway, when that, so I don't know what's going to happen. 1027 00:49:01,100 --> 00:49:07,000 One of the best aspects of the upcoming part of the game is it's opening up the golden, 1028 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,520 oh god, what's it called? 1029 00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:10,960 The golden corral. 1030 00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:13,480 The golden saucer. 1031 00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:14,480 It's the casino. 1032 00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:18,640 Not the casino, but it's like a mini-game place. 1033 00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:21,120 So in the first game, it had a snowboarding game. 1034 00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:24,560 It had a fucking little boxing game that you could play at the arcade. 1035 00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:28,560 And they were really just on their own fun games. 1036 00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:36,120 And so they've already shown, I've seen like one screenshot of Cloud on a Segway going 1037 00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:39,880 through the golden saucer because it's so big you need like a Segway to go around. 1038 00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:40,880 I'm excited. 1039 00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:44,280 The amount of mini-games that they might potentially add to this. 1040 00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:46,060 Oh, they could do unlimited. 1041 00:49:46,060 --> 00:49:50,640 If they've upgraded the snowboarding game, for instance, to be like an SSX game or whatever 1042 00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:55,040 or even just, I mean, I'm so excited. 1043 00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:56,840 And I just can't hide it. 1044 00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:59,480 Mike, do you want to finish that? 1045 00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:00,480 No, I can't. 1046 00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:01,480 Come on, finish it. 1047 00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:02,480 No, I can't finish it. 1048 00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:05,320 It triggered something from when you were in high school or some shit. 1049 00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:06,320 You're about to lose control. 1050 00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:08,240 No, it triggered me the same way. 1051 00:50:08,240 --> 00:50:09,240 I'm always triggered. 1052 00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:15,080 That's why I get triggered by Andy a lot with spoilers because you can bring up something 1053 00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:17,680 eight years old and Andy says, don't spoil it. 1054 00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:22,160 And you're like, wait a minute, Andy, if you haven't seen it in eight years, you're probably 1055 00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:23,960 not planning on watching it. 1056 00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:24,960 Not true. 1057 00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:25,960 Not true. 1058 00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:28,240 I have to be in the mood to watch things. 1059 00:50:28,240 --> 00:50:33,520 So I've played The Last of Us, I've played The Last of Us Part II, some of the best video 1060 00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:36,280 games of all time, right? 1061 00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:40,000 Haven't watched the show because I've played the games, right? 1062 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:45,160 And I need to be in the mood to either want to replay the games and realize I don't have 1063 00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:48,480 time so I should just watch the show instead. 1064 00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:49,480 That's all great. 1065 00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:50,480 I understand that. 1066 00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:54,440 And that's all fair for the first year, two, maybe three years. 1067 00:50:54,440 --> 00:51:00,080 I think once you pass the statute of limitations for felonies, you should be able to spoil 1068 00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:01,080 something. 1069 00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:03,240 Seven years ought to be enough. 1070 00:51:03,240 --> 00:51:05,760 I like what you just said. 1071 00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:07,320 That was very clever. 1072 00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:12,120 Yeah, there should be statute of limitations on spoilers. 1073 00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:21,200 And I also think that, okay, so say you stab someone and seven years have gone by and they 1074 00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:23,000 can't prosecute you for it anymore. 1075 00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:27,080 But I know that you stabbed someone, I could choose to not associate with someone who has 1076 00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:28,840 stabbed someone, correct? 1077 00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:34,640 So what I would say is, yeah, there should be a world where you could freely talk about 1078 00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:39,280 spoilers all you want for movies older than eight years or whatever. 1079 00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:46,120 But me, I could freely walk away from that situation and choose to spend less time around 1080 00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:48,240 people who choose to spoil things for me. 1081 00:51:48,240 --> 00:51:49,400 But you don't walk away. 1082 00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:53,560 You do with someone, there'll be a three-way conversation and two of them will give us 1083 00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:54,800 something to spoil there. 1084 00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:58,160 And you say, stop, that is not walking away. 1085 00:51:58,160 --> 00:51:59,160 No, that's because- 1086 00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:00,880 That is you imposing your will on others. 1087 00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:02,280 I feel like that's an attack on me. 1088 00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:03,280 Am I wrong Austin? 1089 00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:04,480 You're very quiet over there. 1090 00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:06,120 But I feel like- 1091 00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:11,200 I'm just holding back to spoil the Last of Us story. 1092 00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:12,680 I want to, but I won't. 1093 00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:13,680 Oh yeah. 1094 00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:14,960 No, but I've played the games. 1095 00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:15,960 I know the story. 1096 00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:17,760 Have you played the sequel? 1097 00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:18,760 Yes. 1098 00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:19,760 Okay. 1099 00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:22,400 So we could actually really spoil some shit for Mike. 1100 00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:23,400 Yeah, for real. 1101 00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:26,400 Because he hasn't played the games. 1102 00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:29,600 Except for that's the whole point is the shows don't always follow the storyline. 1103 00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:32,160 Oh, this is going to follow the storyline. 1104 00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:35,160 But it should. 1105 00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:36,160 It should. 1106 00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:38,520 I actually can't wait for 3 to come out. 1107 00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:40,800 That's going to be good. 1108 00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:43,720 Didn't they sort of barely announce a 3 sort of recently? 1109 00:52:43,720 --> 00:52:44,720 They're working on it. 1110 00:52:44,720 --> 00:52:45,720 Sort of. 1111 00:52:45,720 --> 00:52:47,200 Did they recently say, hey, we're going to make a multiplayer? 1112 00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:49,760 We were going to do the multiplayer thing, but we're not anymore. 1113 00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:54,080 Now we're going to maybe work on a 3 that'll come out in like 5 to 10 years. 1114 00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:56,720 It's the Sonic the Hedgehog effect all over again. 1115 00:52:56,720 --> 00:52:58,480 Everyone's like, fuck your multiplayer. 1116 00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:01,760 We want a third part. 1117 00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:06,640 Speaking of Sonic, I'm just waiting for a reasonable price drop to play Frontiers, but 1118 00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:07,960 that has been on my list. 1119 00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:08,960 It looks cool. 1120 00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:15,520 It's like a third world, third person open world kind of game. 1121 00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:17,040 And I like the environment. 1122 00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:23,040 And I've got to admit, there's been about maybe 8 or 9 tracks off the soundtrack that 1123 00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:29,280 have worked their way into my casual for you mix on YouTube music. 1124 00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:35,840 Because I really enjoy classical style orchestrated music. 1125 00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:37,160 Not classical. 1126 00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:38,160 I don't listen to a lot of classical. 1127 00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:39,320 I like orchestrated music. 1128 00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:42,600 I like scores from movies and video games and shit. 1129 00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:47,240 And Sonic Frontiers has a really, really pretty soundtrack. 1130 00:53:47,240 --> 00:53:51,000 I just want them to remaster the Xbox 360 Sonic game. 1131 00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,920 It was so bad that it's good. 1132 00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:54,920 Sonic 06? 1133 00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:55,920 Yeah, Sonic 06. 1134 00:53:55,920 --> 00:54:02,120 There's just so many weird things about that game. 1135 00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:03,120 That has a following though. 1136 00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:08,680 The story, there's this princess that just has some weird romance kind of hinted at. 1137 00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:09,680 Sonic makes out with a human. 1138 00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:12,200 Between her and an anthropomorphic hedgehog. 1139 00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:14,000 Yeah, they make out. 1140 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:17,320 Let me grab you and put that in the movies. 1141 00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:19,800 Okay, calm down. 1142 00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:24,520 I actually liked the Sonic movies for what they were. 1143 00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:26,240 I liked the Mario movie too. 1144 00:54:26,240 --> 00:54:28,360 What did you mention? 1145 00:54:28,360 --> 00:54:30,700 You wanted to talk about Borderlands. 1146 00:54:30,700 --> 00:54:34,240 I don't want to talk about Borderlands because I don't want to have it spoiled. 1147 00:54:34,240 --> 00:54:35,240 The trailer, whatever. 1148 00:54:35,240 --> 00:54:40,920 But I was, when Tomas again, when he brought this up to me, he's like, oh, they're making 1149 00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:41,920 a Borderlands. 1150 00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:43,280 He's like, this isn't a spoiler. 1151 00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:45,240 Well, it sort of is. 1152 00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:46,240 They're making a Borderlands movie. 1153 00:54:46,240 --> 00:54:47,240 I'm like, okay, that's fine. 1154 00:54:47,240 --> 00:54:50,240 You can tell who's movie is being made. 1155 00:54:50,240 --> 00:54:53,280 And then I was like, but I don't know how excited I am. 1156 00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:55,000 Because it's probably just going to be what? 1157 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:59,920 Jack Black, Chris Pratt, who else? 1158 00:54:59,920 --> 00:55:01,880 Who else is in everything now? 1159 00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:07,520 I started just naming Chris Evans, the kid who played Spider-Man. 1160 00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:10,240 Just put them all in there. 1161 00:55:10,240 --> 00:55:14,920 And he's just like, well, one of them. 1162 00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:16,720 And I was like, fuck. 1163 00:55:16,720 --> 00:55:18,800 And he's like, Jack Black is in it. 1164 00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:20,560 And I was like, of course he's in it. 1165 00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:21,560 He's in everything. 1166 00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:22,560 He's in Mario. 1167 00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:23,560 He's in that. 1168 00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:27,240 He's in, yeah, what else has he done? 1169 00:55:27,240 --> 00:55:28,240 Lots of voice acting. 1170 00:55:28,240 --> 00:55:29,760 No, but he's done a shitload recently. 1171 00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:30,760 Jumanji, Jumanji 2. 1172 00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:31,760 Yeah, he's on a roll. 1173 00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:34,520 I'm not mad at it. 1174 00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:36,600 I like Jack Black a lot. 1175 00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:43,160 But I can even get fatigued on the people that I really like. 1176 00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:47,960 If you see too much of, and it sucks because these are years apart, these movies. 1177 00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:49,800 But it doesn't feel that way to a viewer. 1178 00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:54,040 Well, because a lot of times you're watching them a month apart, not years apart. 1179 00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:57,640 Sometimes you're watching movies years after they've come out and you watch them together 1180 00:55:57,640 --> 00:56:01,800 and it just feels like, oh, it's just a lot all at once. 1181 00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:05,720 I watch the two Jumanjis back to back. 1182 00:56:05,720 --> 00:56:08,120 It can be overwhelming. 1183 00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:10,200 This feels like a therapy session. 1184 00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:12,480 Has anyone watched the Halo show? 1185 00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:13,480 I haven't. 1186 00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:16,120 But I had been working my way through the Halo series. 1187 00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:21,120 I heard the first season they just don't like it and then the second season is just a little 1188 00:56:21,120 --> 00:56:22,120 bit better. 1189 00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:26,480 Yeah, that's kind of the vibe I've gotten too from what people have said. 1190 00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:28,520 Well they've tried to bring in people, not gamers. 1191 00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:31,960 So it's like a lot of the other shows. 1192 00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:35,520 Sometimes they go too far trying to get away from the story. 1193 00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:39,360 They make him take his helmet off and then already like, okay, I don't want to watch 1194 00:56:39,360 --> 00:56:40,360 this. 1195 00:56:40,360 --> 00:56:42,160 And then I watch a review of it. 1196 00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:43,480 I'm like, because I'm not going to watch this. 1197 00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:45,680 Let's see what the act man has to say about it. 1198 00:56:45,680 --> 00:56:48,080 He's like, butt ass naked master chief. 1199 00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:50,480 Alright, master chiefs dude. 1200 00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:52,960 But that's like with Mandalorian. 1201 00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:59,840 I was about to think, which is weird because I mean Halo is an adaptation of a series where 1202 00:56:59,840 --> 00:57:01,960 the character doesn't take his helmet off. 1203 00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:05,040 Or if he does, you don't see what he looks like. 1204 00:57:05,040 --> 00:57:09,680 And if you do, it's in like a CGI movie that nobody watched or whatever, right? 1205 00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:11,240 And you see him as a kid. 1206 00:57:11,240 --> 00:57:12,480 But whatever. 1207 00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:19,640 But what did you just mention, Mandalorian is a series that no one established other 1208 00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:24,680 than Disney themselves that Mandalorians can't take their helmets off. 1209 00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:27,320 So they broke their own rules. 1210 00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:31,320 And not one character, all of the Mandalorians. 1211 00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:34,120 The Mandalorian, Din Djarin broke his own code. 1212 00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:38,720 He was in a specific sect of Mandalorian and they were the ones that were not supposed 1213 00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:41,680 to remove their helmets or let anyone see their face. 1214 00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:45,480 And that was the whole point at the end of the season that he finally takes it off and 1215 00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:48,280 reveals that it's Pedro Pascow. 1216 00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:54,200 But also all the shots of the Mandalorian in the helmet, it was actually John Wayne's 1217 00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:55,200 son. 1218 00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:56,200 He's the body guy. 1219 00:57:56,200 --> 00:58:01,040 Pedro Pascow just showed up for that last part and did the voices. 1220 00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:02,040 Okay that's cool. 1221 00:58:02,040 --> 00:58:05,160 But yeah, all the other Mandalorians, they could totally take their helmets off. 1222 00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:10,120 Okay, so I was about to say, I mean you're right, that is a good moment. 1223 00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:14,800 Just in case you were wondering if I'm fucking Star Wars or anything. 1224 00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:18,680 That was a good moment in the series. 1225 00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:24,480 I would say that they shouldn't take, Halo's helmet off or John's helmet off. 1226 00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:25,600 Master Chief, yeah, of course not. 1227 00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:30,760 Because in the show, or sorry, in the games, which I had never played as a kid, but now 1228 00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:35,320 I'm playing the Master Chief collection, which is all one through four and the little side 1229 00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:37,680 ones. 1230 00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:41,400 And we just beat four, my buddy and I. 1231 00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:46,920 So I just beat Master Chief collection, which is like six or seven games. 1232 00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:49,760 Now I'm going to play five and now there's infinite, right? 1233 00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:51,520 And now I think they're working on maybe a new one. 1234 00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:52,520 I don't know. 1235 00:58:52,520 --> 00:59:00,520 But never in those games is it cut to villagers in village having kids running around. 1236 00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:04,800 I did try to watch the first episode and it literally opens with just these alien kids 1237 00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:08,160 like, oh, let's go run around in the forest and get in trouble. 1238 00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:10,560 And then they stumble upon something they shouldn't. 1239 00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:14,960 And then, you know, then I guess aliens invade, which is cool. 1240 00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:17,160 But then it's just a lot of boring talking. 1241 00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:24,040 It should be a half hour show with Halo just kicking ass or Master Chief just fucking popping 1242 00:59:24,040 --> 00:59:25,040 in and kicking ass. 1243 00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:27,520 And not taking his helmet off and not talking about it. 1244 00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:30,840 Because that's the whole cool thing about Master Chief in the games is that you don't 1245 00:59:30,840 --> 00:59:32,600 see his face, but it's not like reference. 1246 00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:34,360 It's not like, I can't take my helmet off. 1247 00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:35,360 No, no, no. 1248 00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:36,360 It's just he just doesn't. 1249 00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:42,280 You know what would have made the Star Wars, what are we referring to the sequel trilogy? 1250 00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:43,280 Sequel trilogy. 1251 00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:44,280 Yeah, OK. 1252 00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:49,600 What would have made the sequel trilogy better is if Kylo Ren never took his helmet off or 1253 00:59:49,600 --> 00:59:57,560 if he took it off after getting it broken in like the second one or whatever. 1254 00:59:57,560 --> 01:00:01,100 Like, but they did that in the first movie. 1255 01:00:01,100 --> 01:00:02,100 You're just watching it. 1256 01:00:02,100 --> 01:00:05,280 You're like, oh, he's one of the coolest bad guys I've seen. 1257 01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:10,720 He takes his mask off and he's like this long haired just guy, skinny guy. 1258 01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:12,200 And then he's just whiny. 1259 01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:14,200 He's just a whiny guy after that point. 1260 01:00:14,200 --> 01:00:15,960 And I'm like, I don't. 1261 01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:16,960 It's not. 1262 01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:17,960 It wasn't very threatening. 1263 01:00:17,960 --> 01:00:19,200 Darth Vader never took his helmet off. 1264 01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:20,200 I don't know. 1265 01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:21,200 Adam Driver did a good job. 1266 01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:22,200 No, Adam Driver's. 1267 01:00:22,200 --> 01:00:26,800 He also hates the sequel trilogy, which makes me like him even more now. 1268 01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:27,800 He did a great. 1269 01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:28,800 He does a great job. 1270 01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:29,800 He's a good actor. 1271 01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:30,800 Right. 1272 01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:37,480 And I saw a recut recently of the final part of the sequel trilogy with the all the ships 1273 01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:42,040 pop like where he's going off to fight the those people down in the cave or whatever, 1274 01:00:42,040 --> 01:00:44,000 like his Inquisitor dudes. 1275 01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:45,000 Yeah. 1276 01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:46,000 The Knights of Ren. 1277 01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:47,000 Knights of Ren. 1278 01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:52,560 They changed the music to Holding Out for a Hero by Bonnie Taylor. 1279 01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:53,560 Tyler. 1280 01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:56,320 And it just worked so hard. 1281 01:00:56,320 --> 01:00:57,760 I mean, you could put that song on anything. 1282 01:00:57,760 --> 01:01:04,000 I do one for that and when him and Rey fight off Snoke's guards. 1283 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:05,000 Oh, hell yeah. 1284 01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:07,600 And they put Don't Stop Me Now by Queen. 1285 01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:08,600 Oh, yeah. 1286 01:01:08,600 --> 01:01:09,600 That's great. 1287 01:01:09,600 --> 01:01:16,720 I would watch a whole movie if it was super cut with better licensed songs or whatever 1288 01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:18,640 that would just hit harder. 1289 01:01:18,640 --> 01:01:23,040 I don't know why there isn't a sub community of people that do that. 1290 01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:26,040 Just take entire movies and recut them. 1291 01:01:26,040 --> 01:01:27,040 There is. 1292 01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:28,040 There's a guy. 1293 01:01:28,040 --> 01:01:34,120 Well, they cut this guy cut all of the Breaking Bad show in all six seasons. 1294 01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:35,120 Yeah. 1295 01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:38,120 Cut them down in all of the episodes, all the important stuff, put it into a two hour 1296 01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:39,120 movie. 1297 01:01:39,120 --> 01:01:40,120 Oh, fuck. 1298 01:01:40,120 --> 01:01:41,120 So it's the whole show. 1299 01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:42,280 But it's a two hour movie. 1300 01:01:42,280 --> 01:01:45,440 I would watch the fuck out of that. 1301 01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:46,640 Just Breaking Bad. 1302 01:01:46,640 --> 01:01:49,760 One of the things I hate about it is it drags. 1303 01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:52,280 There are parts that drag there. 1304 01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:54,000 It's just they're trying to fill time. 1305 01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:57,920 They did that with a whole episode where he's trying to kill the fly. 1306 01:01:57,920 --> 01:01:58,920 You know what? 1307 01:01:58,920 --> 01:02:00,800 I think that which is my favorite episode. 1308 01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:08,320 And it's a bottle episode, which is where you have to fill in one location to save money. 1309 01:02:08,320 --> 01:02:11,560 And it's just usually it's a it's a it's a budgetary thing. 1310 01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:12,560 Sometimes it's deliberate. 1311 01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:18,760 I know that community makes a whole episode referencing the fact that it's a bottle episode. 1312 01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:21,280 To like even even odd that he's just like, this is a bottle episode. 1313 01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:22,280 We can't leave a library. 1314 01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:26,440 It's just like they have to and they do stay in the library the whole episode. 1315 01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:27,440 Fun fact here. 1316 01:02:27,440 --> 01:02:29,440 I did learn there's this movie. 1317 01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:31,480 I hope we can figure out what it is. 1318 01:02:31,480 --> 01:02:33,640 It was or it was a show show or movie. 1319 01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:34,640 I forget. 1320 01:02:34,640 --> 01:02:36,680 But Vince Gilligan, Vince Gilligan worked on it. 1321 01:02:36,680 --> 01:02:44,120 It was a pilot episode of the show and it involved corrupt cops and a plot to fly a 1322 01:02:44,120 --> 01:02:45,960 plane into the World Trade Center. 1323 01:02:45,960 --> 01:02:52,200 Oh, pilot episode of the show aired one hundred and ninety days before and a lot of God. 1324 01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:57,040 And now years later, Vince Gilligan writes one of the biggest best shows ever. 1325 01:02:57,040 --> 01:02:58,960 He's super rich and happy. 1326 01:02:58,960 --> 01:03:00,960 You have to talk louder. 1327 01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:02,560 Oh, shit. 1328 01:03:02,560 --> 01:03:03,560 Sorry. 1329 01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:04,560 Maybe it's good. 1330 01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:06,560 I said that quietly. 1331 01:03:06,560 --> 01:03:10,240 Well, it's interesting because this this episode is so mellow. 1332 01:03:10,240 --> 01:03:15,480 We're having mellow real conversations today, which is interesting because our theme is 1333 01:03:15,480 --> 01:03:17,400 wrestling coming up on the movie. 1334 01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:18,400 It's so opposite. 1335 01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:21,400 We're just still exhausted from Fried Rice Live. 1336 01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:22,400 Yeah, that might be it. 1337 01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:23,400 We're just all recovering. 1338 01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:24,400 Yeah. 1339 01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:35,880 But anyway, I would say let's move on to the movie because why not? 1340 01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:38,840 We're an hour in. 1341 01:03:38,840 --> 01:03:47,880 So the movie we watched was You Cannot Kill David Arquette in 2020. 1342 01:03:47,880 --> 01:03:54,480 And it was a documentary is a documentary starring, I guess, Dr. David Arquette, how 1343 01:03:54,480 --> 01:03:55,480 they listed Courtney Cox. 1344 01:03:55,480 --> 01:03:56,480 Of course. 1345 01:03:56,480 --> 01:03:57,480 Why wouldn't you? 1346 01:03:57,480 --> 01:04:00,480 She's in it for like five minutes. 1347 01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:03,140 Coco Arquette, which I guess is his daughter. 1348 01:04:03,140 --> 01:04:06,280 She gets more credit time than the mom. 1349 01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:08,480 Oh, within the step. 1350 01:04:08,480 --> 01:04:09,480 Christina McClark. 1351 01:04:09,480 --> 01:04:11,480 And Patricia was in here for two minutes. 1352 01:04:11,480 --> 01:04:13,920 That was a weird part. 1353 01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:16,440 Is the sister the sister's like an artist or something? 1354 01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:18,200 No, she's a show. 1355 01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:20,600 Have you heard of the show? 1356 01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:22,240 Well, I heard of the show. 1357 01:04:22,240 --> 01:04:25,840 I just saw they went to her house and there's just like dicks and vaginas on her wall. 1358 01:04:25,840 --> 01:04:27,000 Yeah, she's a weird lady. 1359 01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:28,520 Have you heard the show Medium? 1360 01:04:28,520 --> 01:04:30,560 No, I've heard of it. 1361 01:04:30,560 --> 01:04:31,560 She's Medium. 1362 01:04:31,560 --> 01:04:32,560 Yeah, she's OK. 1363 01:04:32,560 --> 01:04:34,560 So that was just hearing of it. 1364 01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:35,560 It was a popular show. 1365 01:04:35,560 --> 01:04:38,160 Yeah, well, like maximum weird. 1366 01:04:38,160 --> 01:04:39,640 She was also true romance. 1367 01:04:39,640 --> 01:04:40,640 Oh, OK. 1368 01:04:40,640 --> 01:04:41,640 She's true. 1369 01:04:41,640 --> 01:04:42,640 Well, I've seen that a long time. 1370 01:04:42,640 --> 01:04:43,640 Yeah, I remember. 1371 01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:45,640 Yeah, very hot when she was young. 1372 01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:49,440 I need to learn character names. 1373 01:04:49,440 --> 01:04:51,440 But she's only in it for a couple of minutes, too. 1374 01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:54,440 And no, she well, yeah, she's a pretty. 1375 01:04:54,440 --> 01:04:55,440 Well, it's important. 1376 01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:56,760 It's an important two minutes. 1377 01:04:56,760 --> 01:04:57,760 Yes. 1378 01:04:57,760 --> 01:04:59,760 Why does he look like Dr. Phil in that photo? 1379 01:04:59,760 --> 01:05:00,760 Who? 1380 01:05:00,760 --> 01:05:01,760 David Arkadiev. 1381 01:05:01,760 --> 01:05:05,520 David Arkadiev because he does now. 1382 01:05:05,520 --> 01:05:07,360 So let's get into it. 1383 01:05:07,360 --> 01:05:13,920 We had we previously reviewed Ready to Rumble 2000 and we gave it a pretty high rating because 1384 01:05:13,920 --> 01:05:14,920 we loved it. 1385 01:05:14,920 --> 01:05:15,920 And that's fun. 1386 01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:16,920 Despite Mike pointing out. 1387 01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:17,920 Mike saying it was homophobic. 1388 01:05:17,920 --> 01:05:18,920 Yeah, despite. 1389 01:05:18,920 --> 01:05:22,160 Yeah, Mike saying that there was some homophobic content, which maybe in hindsight there was 1390 01:05:22,160 --> 01:05:26,200 that we put some chair, you know, rose tinted glasses on and we ignored. 1391 01:05:26,200 --> 01:05:27,200 But whatever. 1392 01:05:27,200 --> 01:05:29,040 It's it's it was it's a fun movie. 1393 01:05:29,040 --> 01:05:31,960 I don't even think I don't think the gays are mad about it. 1394 01:05:31,960 --> 01:05:33,640 No, I don't think it's one that they bring up. 1395 01:05:33,640 --> 01:05:36,160 It's like, you know, fuck this movie. 1396 01:05:36,160 --> 01:05:38,560 And people genuinely like David Arquette. 1397 01:05:38,560 --> 01:05:40,520 And Scott Conn was also in the movie. 1398 01:05:40,520 --> 01:05:46,480 I don't know why I'm shitting on him, but. 1399 01:05:46,480 --> 01:05:52,120 When David Arquette was promoting this movie, he went on to win the WCW World Championship. 1400 01:05:52,120 --> 01:05:53,120 What? 1401 01:05:53,120 --> 01:05:55,120 When is a interesting term? 1402 01:05:55,120 --> 01:05:56,120 Well, he did. 1403 01:05:56,120 --> 01:05:57,120 He was gifted. 1404 01:05:57,120 --> 01:06:03,880 Well, but he technically pinned a guy and won a world champion championship and the 1405 01:06:03,880 --> 01:06:12,600 fans of wrestling from from 2000 to their 1999, 2000 that time to basically 2018 when 1406 01:06:12,600 --> 01:06:14,520 he was doing this documentary. 1407 01:06:14,520 --> 01:06:17,200 Fucking David Arquette for doing that. 1408 01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:21,440 They're like, yeah, that was the that's when wrestling died is what they said. 1409 01:06:21,440 --> 01:06:25,660 They blamed the entire attitude era just ending. 1410 01:06:25,660 --> 01:06:28,480 People stop giving a shit about wrestling. 1411 01:06:28,480 --> 01:06:32,320 David Arquette. 1412 01:06:32,320 --> 01:06:34,360 And so. 1413 01:06:34,360 --> 01:06:35,360 Poor guy. 1414 01:06:35,360 --> 01:06:43,480 He and then and then his current wife, Christina McLarty, she points out that when he was younger, 1415 01:06:43,480 --> 01:06:46,880 he had all these really cool roles. 1416 01:06:46,880 --> 01:06:48,040 And one of them was John's. 1417 01:06:48,040 --> 01:06:54,120 The other one was from Kill from Wild Bill. 1418 01:06:54,120 --> 01:06:58,400 And he had like these he had like these cool parts and he was doing like he was considered 1419 01:06:58,400 --> 01:07:00,920 an up and coming actor. 1420 01:07:00,920 --> 01:07:03,960 He was on the thing was People magazine or Time magazine. 1421 01:07:03,960 --> 01:07:08,920 One of them was like this one where they had Will Smith and Leonardo DiCaprio and Stephen 1422 01:07:08,920 --> 01:07:12,760 Dorff and I've actually visibly gassed and went. 1423 01:07:12,760 --> 01:07:17,680 I remember all of those guys when they were young, all as a group, becoming kind of famous 1424 01:07:17,680 --> 01:07:18,680 together. 1425 01:07:18,680 --> 01:07:21,880 The new Brat Pat, maybe I don't even I don't even know if they called it that, but I'm 1426 01:07:21,880 --> 01:07:23,760 going to call it that. 1427 01:07:23,760 --> 01:07:26,320 But anyway, he was he was up and coming. 1428 01:07:26,320 --> 01:07:29,440 Then he did scream and he was Dewey Cox. 1429 01:07:29,440 --> 01:07:30,960 I think his name is in that. 1430 01:07:30,960 --> 01:07:34,080 But he became Dewey Cox in the world. 1431 01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:35,080 Was he Dewey Cox? 1432 01:07:35,080 --> 01:07:38,720 Am I just looking at Courtney Cox and I can't get that out of my head. 1433 01:07:38,720 --> 01:07:39,720 Let's see if his name is. 1434 01:07:39,720 --> 01:07:40,720 Cock Heavy episode. 1435 01:07:40,720 --> 01:07:41,720 It is a Cock Heavy. 1436 01:07:41,720 --> 01:07:44,040 Well, this was the movie. 1437 01:07:44,040 --> 01:07:45,120 Dewey Riley. 1438 01:07:45,120 --> 01:07:46,120 He played Dewey Riley. 1439 01:07:46,120 --> 01:07:48,360 No, but here's the thing. 1440 01:07:48,360 --> 01:07:51,680 I love him and Never Been Kissed. 1441 01:07:51,680 --> 01:07:53,800 He's great in A-Legged Freaks. 1442 01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:56,480 The screen movies would be nothing without him. 1443 01:07:56,480 --> 01:07:57,480 Right. 1444 01:07:57,480 --> 01:08:01,280 We'll see the next one without him if he's not in it. 1445 01:08:01,280 --> 01:08:02,520 I don't want to spoil anything. 1446 01:08:02,520 --> 01:08:07,800 But if you've seen, you know, you know what's up. 1447 01:08:07,800 --> 01:08:08,800 And then. 1448 01:08:08,800 --> 01:08:09,800 Producer rules. 1449 01:08:09,800 --> 01:08:12,360 No, I mean, I'm an actor. 1450 01:08:12,360 --> 01:08:15,120 The first one was producer, but he produces a lot of stuff. 1451 01:08:15,120 --> 01:08:16,120 I don't know. 1452 01:08:16,120 --> 01:08:20,880 It sucks because he he's done so much that we like. 1453 01:08:20,880 --> 01:08:21,880 Yeah. 1454 01:08:21,880 --> 01:08:22,880 But the screen moves are great. 1455 01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:27,560 And then, but then he did. 1456 01:08:27,560 --> 01:08:28,560 Yeah. 1457 01:08:28,560 --> 01:08:32,600 But then he did scream and people started treating him like typecasting him as a goofball. 1458 01:08:32,600 --> 01:08:37,120 And his career never really recovered from that. 1459 01:08:37,120 --> 01:08:43,560 And Ready to Rumble was was this was sort of a nail in the coffin of like his respectability 1460 01:08:43,560 --> 01:08:47,440 both in the wrestling world and maybe as an actor. 1461 01:08:47,440 --> 01:08:48,440 I don't think people get too much shit about it. 1462 01:08:48,440 --> 01:08:51,360 Not as an actor, but as a Leo DiCaprio type. 1463 01:08:51,360 --> 01:08:52,360 Yeah. 1464 01:08:52,360 --> 01:08:54,440 Like a leading man type. 1465 01:08:54,440 --> 01:08:56,480 So here we are. 1466 01:08:56,480 --> 01:08:58,880 Now he has super hot wife. 1467 01:08:58,880 --> 01:09:06,200 Seems like a mansion full of oversized oversized furniture. 1468 01:09:06,200 --> 01:09:08,160 And I don't know. 1469 01:09:08,160 --> 01:09:10,120 At one point, he's also small. 1470 01:09:10,120 --> 01:09:11,120 He sits. 1471 01:09:11,120 --> 01:09:17,120 No, he's not so small that the giant chair built to make people look like they're like 1472 01:09:17,120 --> 01:09:22,800 he he basically has furniture from when Jack got up all the way up to the top of the bean 1473 01:09:22,800 --> 01:09:26,880 stock and walked into the Giants house. 1474 01:09:26,880 --> 01:09:29,200 He would see like a chair in there. 1475 01:09:29,200 --> 01:09:32,080 That's what for some reason David Arquette has. 1476 01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:34,000 That's what I wrote down for. 1477 01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:38,760 I was like the producers like let's get some shots of him with comically large items. 1478 01:09:38,760 --> 01:09:40,960 But he must have owned them already. 1479 01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:45,200 But he you know he doesn't fuck around with the giant tennis racket very often. 1480 01:09:45,200 --> 01:09:51,680 But he has an enormous tennis racket that he brings out and hits enormous tennis balls 1481 01:09:51,680 --> 01:09:52,680 with. 1482 01:09:52,680 --> 01:09:56,720 But you remember his sister's house and the artwork and they're just not there's kind 1483 01:09:56,720 --> 01:09:58,960 of artistically strange. 1484 01:09:58,960 --> 01:10:04,000 I would say that with great wealth comes great eccentricity. 1485 01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:05,000 Yes. 1486 01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:13,480 And I think that you can be a normal human being and then when presented with a shitload 1487 01:10:13,480 --> 01:10:16,960 of money how cool could some things be. 1488 01:10:16,960 --> 01:10:17,960 Exactly. 1489 01:10:17,960 --> 01:10:24,320 If I had the if I had David Arquette money I don't know what kind of house I would live 1490 01:10:24,320 --> 01:10:25,320 in. 1491 01:10:25,320 --> 01:10:27,840 I do actually think about it all the time. 1492 01:10:27,840 --> 01:10:35,720 I would have it I would have absolutely a Batman style underground Batcave that is a 1493 01:10:35,720 --> 01:10:36,720 home theater. 1494 01:10:36,720 --> 01:10:37,720 Yes. 1495 01:10:37,720 --> 01:10:40,120 But when I say home theater it could fit like 20 people. 1496 01:10:40,120 --> 01:10:44,560 But my seat in the middle would be on its own way better than all the other seats and 1497 01:10:44,560 --> 01:10:47,080 it would be in the perfect position to watch things. 1498 01:10:47,080 --> 01:10:48,760 Everyone else is just next to me. 1499 01:10:48,760 --> 01:10:52,840 Would I have a dungeon that you keep Mike in? 1500 01:10:52,840 --> 01:10:57,080 I would keep Randy in there and then when Mike's being bad I'll put him in there and 1501 01:10:57,080 --> 01:10:58,080 spend time with Randy. 1502 01:10:58,080 --> 01:10:59,080 It's a time out. 1503 01:10:59,080 --> 01:11:02,720 But I don't know. 1504 01:11:02,720 --> 01:11:05,720 But I would that's the thing that's the dream I would have. 1505 01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:09,160 Underground subterranean it would always be cool temperature wise. 1506 01:11:09,160 --> 01:11:10,160 It would be a fun game. 1507 01:11:10,160 --> 01:11:12,560 What would you do with David Arquette money? 1508 01:11:12,560 --> 01:11:13,560 Yeah. 1509 01:11:13,560 --> 01:11:14,560 David Arquette money right? 1510 01:11:14,560 --> 01:11:16,680 I'd have a David Arquette kind of wife for sure. 1511 01:11:16,680 --> 01:11:19,320 And we all like David Arquette that's the thing. 1512 01:11:19,320 --> 01:11:20,320 He's a nice guy. 1513 01:11:20,320 --> 01:11:21,800 He's a nice guy. 1514 01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:22,800 Although. 1515 01:11:22,800 --> 01:11:28,200 Alright so this documentary then gets into him 2018. 1516 01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:29,200 He's out of shape. 1517 01:11:29,200 --> 01:11:33,840 He's it's been a while since he's had the significant role that he could really sink 1518 01:11:33,840 --> 01:11:34,840 his teeth into. 1519 01:11:34,840 --> 01:11:40,440 Sort of dropped off the mat and he's thinking he's avid wrestling. 1520 01:11:40,440 --> 01:11:41,920 Oh he's a drinker. 1521 01:11:41,920 --> 01:11:45,200 He's getting drunk all the time partying right. 1522 01:11:45,200 --> 01:11:48,720 Openly going to the strip clubs and having strippers trying to make out with him and 1523 01:11:48,720 --> 01:11:50,400 his wife's cool with that. 1524 01:11:50,400 --> 01:11:51,400 And then. 1525 01:11:51,400 --> 01:11:52,960 That stripper was fucking gross by the way. 1526 01:11:52,960 --> 01:11:53,960 I gotta point out that too. 1527 01:11:53,960 --> 01:11:54,960 I was like god damn. 1528 01:11:54,960 --> 01:11:57,440 You got David Arquette money. 1529 01:11:57,440 --> 01:12:01,880 What about that time where we saw him fully naked except for just the little dick sleeve. 1530 01:12:01,880 --> 01:12:03,880 And the Russian run off. 1531 01:12:03,880 --> 01:12:06,040 Yeah we could have done without that many ass shots. 1532 01:12:06,040 --> 01:12:08,120 We could have done without the dick sleeve thing. 1533 01:12:08,120 --> 01:12:12,080 And the girl just openly flirting with him while spraying his balls with the spraying 1534 01:12:12,080 --> 01:12:13,080 tin stuff. 1535 01:12:13,080 --> 01:12:14,080 There's a few. 1536 01:12:14,080 --> 01:12:15,080 Ok. 1537 01:12:15,080 --> 01:12:16,080 There's some strange choices. 1538 01:12:16,080 --> 01:12:20,240 I'll say I liked the artistic direction that the directors took. 1539 01:12:20,240 --> 01:12:22,840 I think it's entertaining as far as documentaries go. 1540 01:12:22,840 --> 01:12:25,960 Well I think part of that was to show you that weirdness we're talking about what you 1541 01:12:25,960 --> 01:12:28,160 get when you get that kind of money. 1542 01:12:28,160 --> 01:12:31,320 Because if you think about all the different things they did throughout the movie. 1543 01:12:31,320 --> 01:12:34,520 It's her artwork, Patricia Arquette's artwork. 1544 01:12:34,520 --> 01:12:37,800 It's him showing his dick and balls all over the place. 1545 01:12:37,800 --> 01:12:40,500 It's his over comically oversized furniture. 1546 01:12:40,500 --> 01:12:44,400 They kind of focused on some of the weirdness. 1547 01:12:44,400 --> 01:12:47,160 He did mention that his dad was a clown. 1548 01:12:47,160 --> 01:12:48,160 Right. 1549 01:12:48,160 --> 01:12:51,000 And that he used to play a little ukulele around them. 1550 01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:53,360 And that their whole family was performers or whatever. 1551 01:12:53,360 --> 01:12:54,360 Yeah they lived in a commune. 1552 01:12:54,360 --> 01:12:55,360 They lived in a commune. 1553 01:12:55,360 --> 01:12:56,560 So yeah. 1554 01:12:56,560 --> 01:13:00,120 David Arquette grew up in a commune with Patricia Arquette. 1555 01:13:00,120 --> 01:13:04,560 She became medium and severance. 1556 01:13:04,560 --> 01:13:08,040 And he's Dewey Riley from Scream. 1557 01:13:08,040 --> 01:13:10,840 I will not say what my wife said about that whole relationship. 1558 01:13:10,840 --> 01:13:13,120 But it was not pretty. 1559 01:13:13,120 --> 01:13:15,000 It would get her banned from the show. 1560 01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:16,000 Oh. 1561 01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:17,000 Yeah. 1562 01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:19,800 So I guess if you want to be successful be a communist. 1563 01:13:19,800 --> 01:13:20,800 Take from that what you will. 1564 01:13:20,800 --> 01:13:21,800 I don't. 1565 01:13:21,800 --> 01:13:22,800 Wait. 1566 01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:25,800 Sorry I threw you under the bus honey. 1567 01:13:25,800 --> 01:13:30,360 I'm going to trust Austin's instinct to move forward past what you just said. 1568 01:13:30,360 --> 01:13:32,480 But then a really part of me wants to dig in. 1569 01:13:32,480 --> 01:13:33,480 We'll talk about it after this. 1570 01:13:33,480 --> 01:13:36,800 And maybe I just write down a moment where I edit this out. 1571 01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:37,800 No. 1572 01:13:37,800 --> 01:13:38,800 No. 1573 01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:39,800 Just. 1574 01:13:39,800 --> 01:13:40,800 Okay. 1575 01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:41,800 Let's just. 1576 01:13:41,800 --> 01:13:42,800 Austin. 1577 01:13:42,800 --> 01:13:43,800 This. 1578 01:13:43,800 --> 01:13:46,040 It started out like a conventional documentary. 1579 01:13:46,040 --> 01:13:49,080 And you know like sometimes you see when you're like oh yeah let's watch that. 1580 01:13:49,080 --> 01:13:52,720 And then you put it on the documentary and it like has a really cool intro. 1581 01:13:52,720 --> 01:13:54,800 Like it has that Brogan guy that just hates. 1582 01:13:54,800 --> 01:13:55,800 Yeah. 1583 01:13:55,800 --> 01:13:56,800 Yeah. 1584 01:13:56,800 --> 01:13:57,800 And then it just cuts. 1585 01:13:57,800 --> 01:14:02,160 It goes to Rick Flair sitting down and I was like oh god this is going to be a snooze 1586 01:14:02,160 --> 01:14:03,160 fest isn't it. 1587 01:14:03,160 --> 01:14:04,160 And it wasn't. 1588 01:14:04,160 --> 01:14:05,160 No. 1589 01:14:05,160 --> 01:14:06,160 No. 1590 01:14:06,160 --> 01:14:07,160 Absolutely not a snooze fest. 1591 01:14:07,160 --> 01:14:08,160 Exciting to watch. 1592 01:14:08,160 --> 01:14:09,160 The whole way through. 1593 01:14:09,160 --> 01:14:10,160 There's a moment. 1594 01:14:10,160 --> 01:14:11,760 And then it gets real. 1595 01:14:11,760 --> 01:14:15,120 But not to the point where you're weeping. 1596 01:14:15,120 --> 01:14:19,800 Like there's documentaries that you'll watch and there's no way to stop yourself from 1597 01:14:19,800 --> 01:14:22,920 tearing up because you're watching something truly absolutely tragic. 1598 01:14:22,920 --> 01:14:28,800 I would say that there's maybe one or two moments in this that are hard to watch. 1599 01:14:28,800 --> 01:14:30,760 Like when he's taking his ketamine supplements. 1600 01:14:30,760 --> 01:14:31,760 Right. 1601 01:14:31,760 --> 01:14:33,920 I think looking back on it. 1602 01:14:33,920 --> 01:14:34,920 Looking back on it. 1603 01:14:34,920 --> 01:14:37,600 That's what I was saying earlier when I said before we ever started. 1604 01:14:37,600 --> 01:14:41,720 I said my take on this movie is a little different. 1605 01:14:41,720 --> 01:14:42,720 It's always different. 1606 01:14:42,720 --> 01:14:43,720 You always. 1607 01:14:43,720 --> 01:14:44,720 You go against the grain. 1608 01:14:44,720 --> 01:14:45,720 You're a contrarian. 1609 01:14:45,720 --> 01:14:46,720 It's not even being contrarian. 1610 01:14:46,720 --> 01:14:47,720 No. 1611 01:14:47,720 --> 01:14:48,720 No. 1612 01:14:48,720 --> 01:14:49,720 I love the movie. 1613 01:14:49,720 --> 01:14:50,720 I'm not talking about that. 1614 01:14:50,720 --> 01:14:51,720 I love this movie. 1615 01:14:51,720 --> 01:14:54,320 I'm looking back on it. 1616 01:14:54,320 --> 01:14:59,760 I don't know if I can watch it because I feel so bad for David Arquette in a way that's 1617 01:14:59,760 --> 01:15:00,760 visceral. 1618 01:15:00,760 --> 01:15:02,760 Did you get to the end? 1619 01:15:02,760 --> 01:15:03,760 Yes. 1620 01:15:03,760 --> 01:15:04,760 I watched the whole thing. 1621 01:15:04,760 --> 01:15:05,760 He's badass now. 1622 01:15:05,760 --> 01:15:06,760 He's good to go. 1623 01:15:06,760 --> 01:15:08,560 He's badass now sort of. 1624 01:15:08,560 --> 01:15:09,560 That's not. 1625 01:15:09,560 --> 01:15:13,280 I'm not going to look anything past what his future, what his life is now. 1626 01:15:13,280 --> 01:15:17,560 I'm just going to pretend that the end of the documentary is how he's lived the rest 1627 01:15:17,560 --> 01:15:19,120 of his life for the rest of his life. 1628 01:15:19,120 --> 01:15:23,520 But I'm saying even that, this movie was such a cry for help. 1629 01:15:23,520 --> 01:15:24,520 The whole thing. 1630 01:15:24,520 --> 01:15:28,080 The whole, from him for attention for. 1631 01:15:28,080 --> 01:15:33,720 You can see his mental illness in this movie when you think back of this movie. 1632 01:15:33,720 --> 01:15:39,600 If you really paid attention to this movie, this movie paints him as so mentally ill, 1633 01:15:39,600 --> 01:15:43,560 crying for help even in the ending. 1634 01:15:43,560 --> 01:15:44,760 Sure. 1635 01:15:44,760 --> 01:15:47,960 There's a moment where he's just, I'm a mess. 1636 01:15:47,960 --> 01:15:48,960 Yeah. 1637 01:15:48,960 --> 01:15:49,960 I'm a piece of work. 1638 01:15:49,960 --> 01:15:51,760 I didn't see it that way. 1639 01:15:51,760 --> 01:15:54,400 But as you're watching it, it's enjoyable. 1640 01:15:54,400 --> 01:15:55,400 That's my point. 1641 01:15:55,400 --> 01:15:56,400 That's what I'm saying. 1642 01:15:56,400 --> 01:15:57,400 I love the movie watching. 1643 01:15:57,400 --> 01:16:01,600 From the start, if you're informed, if you're informed, if you watch Ready to Rumble, everything 1644 01:16:01,600 --> 01:16:04,840 that happened between Ready to Rumble and this movie, you kind of already know where 1645 01:16:04,840 --> 01:16:06,080 he's at. 1646 01:16:06,080 --> 01:16:08,560 But you see him, he's got a hot wife. 1647 01:16:08,560 --> 01:16:10,280 He's got David Arquette money. 1648 01:16:10,280 --> 01:16:11,280 David Arquette money. 1649 01:16:11,280 --> 01:16:12,280 He seems to have cool kids. 1650 01:16:12,280 --> 01:16:13,280 And he's not happy. 1651 01:16:13,280 --> 01:16:14,280 But he still has something inside of him that he wants to prove. 1652 01:16:14,280 --> 01:16:15,280 He's still not happy. 1653 01:16:15,280 --> 01:16:16,280 Which makes you like, okay, let's go on this journey. 1654 01:16:16,280 --> 01:16:17,280 He's not happy. 1655 01:16:17,280 --> 01:16:18,280 He's still not happy. 1656 01:16:18,280 --> 01:16:19,280 I wouldn't say he's not happy. 1657 01:16:19,280 --> 01:16:21,280 That's the part that I say is depressing about it. 1658 01:16:21,280 --> 01:16:23,200 He has all of this stuff. 1659 01:16:23,200 --> 01:16:24,760 I wouldn't say he's not happy. 1660 01:16:24,760 --> 01:16:25,760 I think he's happy. 1661 01:16:25,760 --> 01:16:28,320 I think this wrestling thing has been eating at him. 1662 01:16:28,320 --> 01:16:29,320 I think that's what this is about. 1663 01:16:29,320 --> 01:16:32,560 No, he does have a drinking problem and a partying problem. 1664 01:16:32,560 --> 01:16:36,080 And there was like him at that wrestling con where he was just laying on the ground and 1665 01:16:36,080 --> 01:16:37,080 looking fucking wrecked. 1666 01:16:37,080 --> 01:16:38,480 Yeah, he has to take ketamine as a- 1667 01:16:38,480 --> 01:16:39,480 Because he's fucked up. 1668 01:16:39,480 --> 01:16:40,480 Yeah, ketamine. 1669 01:16:40,480 --> 01:16:41,480 Sure. 1670 01:16:41,480 --> 01:16:42,480 Yeah. 1671 01:16:42,480 --> 01:16:43,480 That's my point. 1672 01:16:43,480 --> 01:16:45,200 But at the same time, hot wife, David Arquette money- 1673 01:16:45,200 --> 01:16:46,200 It's great. 1674 01:16:46,200 --> 01:16:47,200 Wouldn't you be happy? 1675 01:16:47,200 --> 01:16:48,200 He's very happy. 1676 01:16:48,200 --> 01:16:51,960 He's sitting alone at that convention and nobody's getting his autograph or anything. 1677 01:16:51,960 --> 01:16:52,960 Also no one's finding him. 1678 01:16:52,960 --> 01:16:53,960 He either destroys him- 1679 01:16:53,960 --> 01:16:54,960 Right, though. 1680 01:16:54,960 --> 01:16:55,960 He still doesn't like- 1681 01:16:55,960 --> 01:16:59,360 But at the same time, I feel like that might have been an editing choice because yes, there 1682 01:16:59,360 --> 01:17:04,800 was him not getting any autographs, but then they sort of showed a quick little him taking 1683 01:17:04,800 --> 01:17:08,520 a picture or him hugging a guy on the way out. 1684 01:17:08,520 --> 01:17:15,280 Now I thought the altercation with those two goons from the beginning when he meets him 1685 01:17:15,280 --> 01:17:18,000 at the bar, that was sad. 1686 01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:20,080 Because then he was just like, hey, what's up guys? 1687 01:17:20,080 --> 01:17:23,960 I was thinking maybe I could come up on stage and say what's up or whatever. 1688 01:17:23,960 --> 01:17:27,520 And you disrespect a little shit. 1689 01:17:27,520 --> 01:17:28,520 They got on him. 1690 01:17:28,520 --> 01:17:29,520 Sure. 1691 01:17:29,520 --> 01:17:30,520 Listen. 1692 01:17:30,520 --> 01:17:36,640 Now I have a friend, Shane, who is an independent wrestler and he's in the indie scene and 1693 01:17:36,640 --> 01:17:47,760 he is a diehard when it comes to the wrestling continuity, the K-fabe of it all, the fucking 1694 01:17:47,760 --> 01:17:48,760 all of that stuff. 1695 01:17:48,760 --> 01:17:54,240 And I don't know, I didn't ask him how he feels about David Arquette, but I would imagine 1696 01:17:54,240 --> 01:18:01,280 that he would understand that promos got a promo and that celebrities, they showed Donald 1697 01:18:01,280 --> 01:18:07,120 Trump taking out a fucking dude at one point and we know that that would never happen. 1698 01:18:07,120 --> 01:18:10,760 He's too old. 1699 01:18:10,760 --> 01:18:16,480 So yes, maybe winning the title was a little too much, but at the same time, who gives 1700 01:18:16,480 --> 01:18:17,480 a shit? 1701 01:18:17,480 --> 01:18:19,400 Well, now that's the way it would be. 1702 01:18:19,400 --> 01:18:26,240 David Arquette really wants to make fans of wrestling respect him fun. 1703 01:18:26,240 --> 01:18:32,760 But I really think this was just a cool vehicle for us to get some more David Arquette. 1704 01:18:32,760 --> 01:18:33,760 I think he was smart. 1705 01:18:33,760 --> 01:18:35,720 He's like, what would be a good documentary? 1706 01:18:35,720 --> 01:18:39,240 How about me trying to be a wrestler again? 1707 01:18:39,240 --> 01:18:41,120 And then it gives me a chance to get in shape. 1708 01:18:41,120 --> 01:18:46,480 I can show off my hot new wife, my David Arquette money, my oversized furniture, my super big, 1709 01:18:46,480 --> 01:18:51,160 all my costumes, my warehouse of costumes, all my storage. 1710 01:18:51,160 --> 01:18:53,440 So basically the whole thing was method then. 1711 01:18:53,440 --> 01:18:55,920 And so he's just taking ketamine because he's method acting. 1712 01:18:55,920 --> 01:18:58,920 Starting from the bottom to like backyard. 1713 01:18:58,920 --> 01:19:02,960 He meets that guy that looks like a trailer park boys character and goes to the backyard 1714 01:19:02,960 --> 01:19:04,160 wrestling, gets fucked up. 1715 01:19:04,160 --> 01:19:05,160 Yeah. 1716 01:19:05,160 --> 01:19:06,160 So he goes on a journey. 1717 01:19:06,160 --> 01:19:09,360 This is a three part fucking journey. 1718 01:19:09,360 --> 01:19:15,200 You see him at his lowest, fat, overweight David Arquette, maybe not fat, but overweight. 1719 01:19:15,200 --> 01:19:16,200 Unhealthy. 1720 01:19:16,200 --> 01:19:20,400 And then you get him sort of not giving too much of a story. 1721 01:19:20,400 --> 01:19:25,800 He like sort of getting into it and he goes to backyard wrestling and he gets destroyed. 1722 01:19:25,800 --> 01:19:28,640 He gets fucking the lights broken on him. 1723 01:19:28,640 --> 01:19:32,560 You know, the stage, the stage broke prior to him even going on. 1724 01:19:32,560 --> 01:19:37,240 They had to rebuild the stage and some jackass on the sides like, you tell me this whole 1725 01:19:37,240 --> 01:19:40,240 time the stage been there, you didn't have a bolt in there. 1726 01:19:40,240 --> 01:19:41,240 You guys are crazy. 1727 01:19:41,240 --> 01:19:44,960 And they kept that in there to show like this is for some fucking backyard shit. 1728 01:19:44,960 --> 01:19:45,960 Yeah. 1729 01:19:45,960 --> 01:19:48,480 So he does that. 1730 01:19:48,480 --> 01:19:51,960 He gets the respect of Hillbilly Joe and Hillbilly Jack. 1731 01:19:51,960 --> 01:19:52,960 Great. 1732 01:19:52,960 --> 01:19:53,960 Sure. 1733 01:19:53,960 --> 01:19:54,960 Right. 1734 01:19:54,960 --> 01:20:00,240 But then the best part of the documentary maybe is he goes to Mexico and he meets the 1735 01:20:00,240 --> 01:20:01,240 luchadores. 1736 01:20:01,240 --> 01:20:02,240 And he gets popular. 1737 01:20:02,240 --> 01:20:06,840 That was after the weird little puppet scene, right? 1738 01:20:06,840 --> 01:20:12,040 No, I think the marionette scene happens later. 1739 01:20:12,040 --> 01:20:17,200 But yeah, dude, the Bob Barker's marionette theater, which I've never been to, which I 1740 01:20:17,200 --> 01:20:21,000 want to go to now more than almost anything in the world. 1741 01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:25,660 What a hauntingly beautiful little scene that was with David Arquette where it's just him 1742 01:20:25,660 --> 01:20:32,000 alone other than the cameras, I guess, but just alone in the Bob Barker marionette theater. 1743 01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:36,760 There's a little marionette of himself and he's just having a conversation with himself 1744 01:20:36,760 --> 01:20:38,640 and it's very deep. 1745 01:20:38,640 --> 01:20:43,800 And then he starts wrestling the devil because the devil comes up and starts talking to him 1746 01:20:43,800 --> 01:20:45,200 trying to get into his head. 1747 01:20:45,200 --> 01:20:49,880 And then he literally as a marionette wrestles the marionette, the devil. 1748 01:20:49,880 --> 01:20:54,040 They cut it in a way that looks like a real little wrestling match. 1749 01:20:54,040 --> 01:20:56,520 What a fucking great scene that was. 1750 01:20:56,520 --> 01:20:57,520 Thanks for pointing that out. 1751 01:20:57,520 --> 01:20:58,760 I forgot about that, but that's a great one. 1752 01:20:58,760 --> 01:21:00,760 And then Diamond Dallas Page. 1753 01:21:00,760 --> 01:21:01,760 Yoga. 1754 01:21:01,760 --> 01:21:03,280 Yeah, DDP Yoga. 1755 01:21:03,280 --> 01:21:07,120 So DDP Yoga, which is a great way to lose weight, especially if you're a man and you're 1756 01:21:07,120 --> 01:21:08,120 older. 1757 01:21:08,120 --> 01:21:14,360 It's the way because DDP is like just a jacked guy in his fucking 60s it looks like. 1758 01:21:14,360 --> 01:21:16,960 And he does yoga all the time. 1759 01:21:16,960 --> 01:21:21,320 And it looked like that's all he taught David Arquette was some yoga. 1760 01:21:21,320 --> 01:21:26,280 For what the scenes they shot, they went to the beach, did some yoga, did some yoga at 1761 01:21:26,280 --> 01:21:28,720 his compound in Cancun, Mexico. 1762 01:21:28,720 --> 01:21:29,720 Good for you, DDP. 1763 01:21:29,720 --> 01:21:30,720 I don't know. 1764 01:21:30,720 --> 01:21:31,720 Whatever. 1765 01:21:31,720 --> 01:21:37,600 Or they said, hey, DDP, do you want to go to Cancun, Mexico? 1766 01:21:37,600 --> 01:21:39,760 David's going to be down there for some lucha training. 1767 01:21:39,760 --> 01:21:41,440 So like, what do you think? 1768 01:21:41,440 --> 01:21:45,120 He's like, yeah, fuck yeah, let's go. 1769 01:21:45,120 --> 01:21:49,680 Then David meets up with the luchadors. 1770 01:21:49,680 --> 01:21:50,680 They're awesome. 1771 01:21:50,680 --> 01:21:52,400 Performing in the street was the cool. 1772 01:21:52,400 --> 01:21:53,400 That was the moment. 1773 01:21:53,400 --> 01:21:57,040 Why can't our street, American street performers do that? 1774 01:21:57,040 --> 01:21:58,560 People would fucking lose their minds. 1775 01:21:58,560 --> 01:22:00,280 Are you kidding? 1776 01:22:00,280 --> 01:22:05,680 Especially if it took longer than, longer than the light took. 1777 01:22:05,680 --> 01:22:11,400 Like if the luchador guys, like if we had in our streets one second longer than the 1778 01:22:11,400 --> 01:22:15,800 red light lasted, people would be killed by the, if we ran over. 1779 01:22:15,800 --> 01:22:17,440 The road rage is too real. 1780 01:22:17,440 --> 01:22:24,440 But yeah, in Mexico, it seems probably near Cancun, but in Mexico they had these, the 1781 01:22:24,440 --> 01:22:28,640 luchador, I keep saying luchadors, I think that's correct, but it's the lucha wrestlers. 1782 01:22:28,640 --> 01:22:33,200 All my knowledge comes from that cartoon like lucha lucha. 1783 01:22:33,200 --> 01:22:34,200 Or Nacho Libre. 1784 01:22:34,200 --> 01:22:39,120 But they're the masked Mexican wrestlers. 1785 01:22:39,120 --> 01:22:45,600 And their masked culture, speaking of a culture where taking your mask off ruins everything. 1786 01:22:45,600 --> 01:22:48,560 This is, I'm fucking tired now guys. 1787 01:22:48,560 --> 01:22:51,440 This is exactly what they do. 1788 01:22:51,440 --> 01:22:53,280 Which is you never see them without their mask. 1789 01:22:53,280 --> 01:22:56,920 They even blur out the one time that the guy, they catch one of the dudes. 1790 01:22:56,920 --> 01:22:59,760 But most of the other guys, most of the other time they film it in a way that you only see 1791 01:22:59,760 --> 01:23:01,760 the back of their heads if they're maskless. 1792 01:23:01,760 --> 01:23:04,240 And so- And that's basically them trying to pull the 1793 01:23:04,240 --> 01:23:05,240 mask off. 1794 01:23:05,240 --> 01:23:06,240 That's what they do. 1795 01:23:06,240 --> 01:23:07,240 Oh shit, crazy. 1796 01:23:07,240 --> 01:23:08,240 Yeah, I didn't know that. 1797 01:23:08,240 --> 01:23:09,880 They try to take your mask. 1798 01:23:09,880 --> 01:23:15,400 So David Arquette trained with them without a mask, because he's not a lucha. 1799 01:23:15,400 --> 01:23:21,080 And they taught him that really cool black widow move that she does in every movie that 1800 01:23:21,080 --> 01:23:22,080 she can do it in. 1801 01:23:22,080 --> 01:23:23,080 Yes. 1802 01:23:23,080 --> 01:23:27,880 Where she wraps her legs around the head and does the spinning katana move, I don't know 1803 01:23:27,880 --> 01:23:31,080 what it's called, but it has a name. 1804 01:23:31,080 --> 01:23:32,080 He does it. 1805 01:23:32,080 --> 01:23:36,640 And you see one of those things where it's like, I don't think I'd ever be able to actually 1806 01:23:36,640 --> 01:23:40,560 jump that high, trust a guy to fucking work with me, catch me, whatever. 1807 01:23:40,560 --> 01:23:41,560 But he does it. 1808 01:23:41,560 --> 01:23:42,560 And he doesn't. 1809 01:23:42,560 --> 01:23:45,440 He freaks out a couple times, bounces on the road, freaks out a couple times. 1810 01:23:45,440 --> 01:23:46,440 It's a real moment. 1811 01:23:46,440 --> 01:23:47,440 Yeah. 1812 01:23:47,440 --> 01:23:48,960 Where he's just, the guy's like, look, I got you. 1813 01:23:48,960 --> 01:23:49,960 Just fucking do it. 1814 01:23:49,960 --> 01:23:52,000 And he's like, my leg up there by your fucking neck. 1815 01:23:52,000 --> 01:23:53,800 He's like, just fucking do it. 1816 01:23:53,800 --> 01:23:57,400 And then when he does it, there's a visceral moment in me where I'm just like, fuck you, 1817 01:23:57,400 --> 01:23:58,400 David Arquette. 1818 01:23:58,400 --> 01:23:59,400 Good for you, bro. 1819 01:23:59,400 --> 01:24:03,840 When it gets to the actual match they performed for all those people, I was like thinking, 1820 01:24:03,840 --> 01:24:09,640 if this camera cuts to these two kids eating chips one more time, I'm gonna lose it. 1821 01:24:09,640 --> 01:24:11,640 It does, like three times. 1822 01:24:11,640 --> 01:24:17,480 I saw another good move there too, because there was one guy, these two guys have this 1823 01:24:17,480 --> 01:24:22,400 guy in the corner and they knock him down and they both slide out on the court and they 1824 01:24:22,400 --> 01:24:24,000 pull his nuts into the bowl. 1825 01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:30,200 And he can grab a leg and use the turnbuckle to smash his nuts. 1826 01:24:30,200 --> 01:24:33,120 That was a great move, absolutely. 1827 01:24:33,120 --> 01:24:34,120 So after- 1828 01:24:34,120 --> 01:24:35,120 Is that where he goes from there to the- 1829 01:24:35,120 --> 01:24:36,120 Well, no. 1830 01:24:36,120 --> 01:24:38,120 So, oh, well, we'll get there. 1831 01:24:38,120 --> 01:24:40,080 No, no, that's later. 1832 01:24:40,080 --> 01:24:46,360 So after training with the guys, they go and do street performance, which we just talked 1833 01:24:46,360 --> 01:24:53,920 about a little bit, but it's at a busy intersection in downtown Mexico at the crosswalk. 1834 01:24:53,920 --> 01:25:01,920 They do these absolutely amazing fucking mini wrestling matches where they're not slamming 1835 01:25:01,920 --> 01:25:04,200 each other to the ground. 1836 01:25:04,200 --> 01:25:06,520 Every single move is almost a reversal. 1837 01:25:06,520 --> 01:25:08,520 It's all the aerial type stuff. 1838 01:25:08,520 --> 01:25:09,980 Yeah, exactly. 1839 01:25:09,980 --> 01:25:13,880 So if someone's about to do a suplex, it's not a suplex where they slam him to the ground. 1840 01:25:13,880 --> 01:25:18,040 Instead the other guy wraps his legs around the dude's head and then does a spin-off, 1841 01:25:18,040 --> 01:25:20,620 but then that guy does a backflip and lands. 1842 01:25:20,620 --> 01:25:21,920 So they're always on their feet. 1843 01:25:21,920 --> 01:25:22,920 Yeah, it's cool. 1844 01:25:22,920 --> 01:25:25,440 And then there's one little, they do like a little victory, right? 1845 01:25:25,440 --> 01:25:26,440 And then David- 1846 01:25:26,440 --> 01:25:27,440 They go on the top of the mountain. 1847 01:25:27,440 --> 01:25:28,440 What's that? 1848 01:25:28,440 --> 01:25:29,440 Oh. 1849 01:25:29,440 --> 01:25:31,840 They go up to the top of the mountain and it's like they're all just screaming all the 1850 01:25:31,840 --> 01:25:32,840 way around. 1851 01:25:32,840 --> 01:25:33,840 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1852 01:25:33,840 --> 01:25:36,680 But before they, they climb up there and then they're just like looking out and it's like 1853 01:25:36,680 --> 01:25:39,440 a, kind of like a deep, like quiet moment. 1854 01:25:39,440 --> 01:25:42,320 And then it just cuts this fat guy in a mask. 1855 01:25:42,320 --> 01:25:43,880 It's one of the top dudes. 1856 01:25:43,880 --> 01:25:46,880 And he just starts screaming primally. 1857 01:25:46,880 --> 01:25:51,380 And then all the other dudes start doing it as well, including David Arquette's weird friend 1858 01:25:51,380 --> 01:25:55,680 who was a Sandy Hook first responder. 1859 01:25:55,680 --> 01:25:59,760 We didn't really get into that, but they briefly go over like, yeah, David Arquette five years 1860 01:25:59,760 --> 01:26:06,520 ago met this guy at a, or outside the Super Bowl, I think, and saw a Sandy Hook first 1861 01:26:06,520 --> 01:26:07,520 responder hat. 1862 01:26:07,520 --> 01:26:08,520 And he's like, do you have a ticket? 1863 01:26:08,520 --> 01:26:09,520 The guy's like, no. 1864 01:26:09,520 --> 01:26:10,520 He's like, well, you do now. 1865 01:26:10,520 --> 01:26:11,520 You're going with me. 1866 01:26:11,520 --> 01:26:12,520 Which is very cool. 1867 01:26:12,520 --> 01:26:13,520 Yeah. 1868 01:26:13,520 --> 01:26:15,800 Absolutely a David Arquette thing that I would expect him to do. 1869 01:26:15,800 --> 01:26:16,800 He gives me those vibes. 1870 01:26:16,800 --> 01:26:17,800 Yeah. 1871 01:26:17,800 --> 01:26:19,360 He seems like a very fucking cool dude. 1872 01:26:19,360 --> 01:26:23,920 I feel like if you met him in real life, if he wasn't having an episode, if he wasn't 1873 01:26:23,920 --> 01:26:27,800 drunk or whatever, which I feel like if the end of the documentary taught me anything, 1874 01:26:27,800 --> 01:26:29,560 he's clean, he's sober, he's buff. 1875 01:26:29,560 --> 01:26:32,040 So this is David Arquette that I want to meet. 1876 01:26:32,040 --> 01:26:36,240 Where is Scott Conn this entire time? 1877 01:26:36,240 --> 01:26:37,240 During the promotion? 1878 01:26:37,240 --> 01:26:40,200 During the whole that and this whole documentary? 1879 01:26:40,200 --> 01:26:41,200 They didn't even mention it. 1880 01:26:41,200 --> 01:26:42,200 They didn't even bring him up? 1881 01:26:42,200 --> 01:26:43,200 Nothing. 1882 01:26:43,200 --> 01:26:48,480 I wonder, we don't have a little laptop, but can you look up Scott Conn's thoughts on David 1883 01:26:48,480 --> 01:26:49,480 Arquette? 1884 01:26:49,480 --> 01:26:52,080 Scott Conn's thoughts on David Arquette. 1885 01:26:52,080 --> 01:26:53,080 Yeah. 1886 01:26:53,080 --> 01:26:54,080 Sure. 1887 01:26:54,080 --> 01:27:00,200 So anyway, they do the street wrestling and the street wrestling is amazing and then David 1888 01:27:00,200 --> 01:27:05,040 Arquette goes out and he does a round and he sort of half asses it and he doesn't collect 1889 01:27:05,040 --> 01:27:07,040 any money from any of the cars. 1890 01:27:07,040 --> 01:27:11,440 And when he half asses it, one of the other dudes in Spanish says to the other guy, I 1891 01:27:11,440 --> 01:27:12,760 thought you said this guy was cool. 1892 01:27:12,760 --> 01:27:13,760 What the fuck? 1893 01:27:13,760 --> 01:27:18,480 And so then after David Arquette watches some more, you see him go like, no, I can't half 1894 01:27:18,480 --> 01:27:19,480 ass this. 1895 01:27:19,480 --> 01:27:20,480 This is for real. 1896 01:27:20,480 --> 01:27:24,480 He goes out there, does some cool shit, like has a good match, not as good as theirs, but 1897 01:27:24,480 --> 01:27:29,400 like pretty decent and goes and collects some money from them, some dinero. 1898 01:27:29,400 --> 01:27:32,720 And it's pretty cool. 1899 01:27:32,720 --> 01:27:37,480 Then they go to the mountain top to have their primal scream and then we're back in the States. 1900 01:27:37,480 --> 01:27:44,800 And oh, they give him, so they give him his own mask, a pink one, so now he's Lucha and 1901 01:27:44,800 --> 01:27:50,920 he goes and does a show where we see them nut smash and that show is attended by those 1902 01:27:50,920 --> 01:27:52,200 kids eating chips. 1903 01:27:52,200 --> 01:27:53,200 You're right. 1904 01:27:53,200 --> 01:27:54,920 And the show is great. 1905 01:27:54,920 --> 01:27:55,920 He does a good job. 1906 01:27:55,920 --> 01:27:57,600 He does like, he does them proud. 1907 01:27:57,600 --> 01:28:03,880 And at the end, one of the dudes signs and gives him his mask and David Arquette is crying 1908 01:28:03,880 --> 01:28:09,320 and he knows it's a big deal and he turns to his big Sandy Hook friend and he goes like, 1909 01:28:09,320 --> 01:28:11,240 hey man, they gave me my mask. 1910 01:28:11,240 --> 01:28:15,080 And the guy's like, yeah, that's pretty big honor, isn't it? 1911 01:28:15,080 --> 01:28:16,360 He doesn't give a shit. 1912 01:28:16,360 --> 01:28:21,480 You can tell his friend is just there to hang out and be a support system for David, which 1913 01:28:21,480 --> 01:28:24,440 I get and it's fine, but he doesn't give a shit about wrestling. 1914 01:28:24,440 --> 01:28:25,440 I don't think he's a wrestling guy. 1915 01:28:25,440 --> 01:28:26,440 I don't think he's a fan. 1916 01:28:26,440 --> 01:28:30,800 I think he's just a fan of having his buddy and having his buddies back, which is nothing 1917 01:28:30,800 --> 01:28:31,800 wrong with that. 1918 01:28:31,800 --> 01:28:37,280 He gives me very Truman shows, best friend vibes. 1919 01:28:37,280 --> 01:28:42,040 If that was a real relationship and not an actor, whatever Truman's perspective of his 1920 01:28:42,040 --> 01:28:46,480 best friend was, is the vibe that I get from David Arquette's best friend. 1921 01:28:46,480 --> 01:28:50,040 We don't want to compare people involved in Sandy Hook to actors. 1922 01:28:50,040 --> 01:28:51,040 There's not really. 1923 01:28:51,040 --> 01:28:52,040 Oh shit. 1924 01:28:52,040 --> 01:28:53,040 No, no, no, no, no. 1925 01:28:53,040 --> 01:28:57,760 Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, 1926 01:28:57,760 --> 01:28:58,760 we don't talk about that. 1927 01:28:58,760 --> 01:28:59,760 We don't get into that. 1928 01:28:59,760 --> 01:29:03,400 But actually, no, but I do want to be clear. 1929 01:29:03,400 --> 01:29:05,480 There were no actors involved in Sandy Hook. 1930 01:29:05,480 --> 01:29:07,640 That stand very, very firm on that. 1931 01:29:07,640 --> 01:29:09,440 That's a fucking weird conspiracy theory. 1932 01:29:09,440 --> 01:29:13,120 I have no idea where it came from and what the fuck are people even on? 1933 01:29:13,120 --> 01:29:15,320 He gets that Lucha tattoo. 1934 01:29:15,320 --> 01:29:23,360 Oh, he gets Lucha tattoo underneath Macho Man and his wife. 1935 01:29:23,360 --> 01:29:24,880 Which we should know because it comes up later. 1936 01:29:24,880 --> 01:29:25,880 Roxanne or whatever. 1937 01:29:25,880 --> 01:29:26,880 No, what is her name? 1938 01:29:26,880 --> 01:29:27,880 Oh my. 1939 01:29:27,880 --> 01:29:28,880 Melinda. 1940 01:29:28,880 --> 01:29:29,880 Oh, she's wearing a red dress. 1941 01:29:29,880 --> 01:29:30,880 Where whole cluts are in the ring. 1942 01:29:30,880 --> 01:29:32,520 I didn't know who that was. 1943 01:29:32,520 --> 01:29:33,960 No, that was Macho Man. 1944 01:29:33,960 --> 01:29:34,960 Yes. 1945 01:29:34,960 --> 01:29:35,960 Was it Macho Man? 1946 01:29:35,960 --> 01:29:39,360 Yes, Macho Man and his wife. 1947 01:29:39,360 --> 01:29:43,880 There's a very famous red dress moment where Macho Man brings her on and they have a moment 1948 01:29:43,880 --> 01:29:51,760 and so at the end, spoilers for this documentary, he brings his wife out in a red dress that 1949 01:29:51,760 --> 01:29:55,400 she looks stunning in and it looked like they killed it. 1950 01:29:55,400 --> 01:29:56,800 Like that was such a cool moment. 1951 01:29:56,800 --> 01:29:59,080 Like he got to recreate. 1952 01:29:59,080 --> 01:30:00,080 Interposing the two of them together. 1953 01:30:00,080 --> 01:30:02,440 Yeah, it was a really cool moment. 1954 01:30:02,440 --> 01:30:03,640 That was awesome. 1955 01:30:03,640 --> 01:30:11,480 So he comes back to the States and then he, so is this like the third part of his journey? 1956 01:30:11,480 --> 01:30:12,680 Where does he go wrestle again? 1957 01:30:12,680 --> 01:30:17,760 Is it the, it's not the legend one because this is right before he has a drop off again. 1958 01:30:17,760 --> 01:30:18,760 Yes. 1959 01:30:18,760 --> 01:30:20,440 Oh, this is the one where he gets fucked up? 1960 01:30:20,440 --> 01:30:21,440 Yes. 1961 01:30:21,440 --> 01:30:22,440 Okay, so. 1962 01:30:22,440 --> 01:30:23,440 Real death matches. 1963 01:30:23,440 --> 01:30:31,360 He goes to the, he goes to a match where it's pretty shady and already when he's standing 1964 01:30:31,360 --> 01:30:37,400 outside they're carrying a boy out that looks like he's 16 and he's just, they're, they're 1965 01:30:37,400 --> 01:30:40,600 like these big dudes are carrying him out going and I hear that you can overhear people 1966 01:30:40,600 --> 01:30:44,080 go like he didn't even finish this match. 1967 01:30:44,080 --> 01:30:47,400 Like he got too fucked up and you can see David Arquette nervous. 1968 01:30:47,400 --> 01:30:48,520 Okay, fuck. 1969 01:30:48,520 --> 01:30:54,520 And so he gets in there and they start just beating, this dude's just beating the shit 1970 01:30:54,520 --> 01:30:55,520 out of him, right? 1971 01:30:55,520 --> 01:30:58,520 Hitting him with lights, hitting him with this, cutting his face, cutting his whatever. 1972 01:30:58,520 --> 01:31:02,960 You think he knew going in that that, that that death match shit is real, that they're 1973 01:31:02,960 --> 01:31:03,960 not fucking around? 1974 01:31:03,960 --> 01:31:08,720 Well, here's the thing, to a degree, you don't cut a guy's neck. 1975 01:31:08,720 --> 01:31:13,120 You cut a little bit on the top of their forehead to cause the bleeding to go down their face. 1976 01:31:13,120 --> 01:31:14,120 Right. 1977 01:31:14,120 --> 01:31:16,000 You cut maybe on their arms if you're cool with it. 1978 01:31:16,000 --> 01:31:17,000 I know that like. 1979 01:31:17,000 --> 01:31:18,000 Razor blades, right. 1980 01:31:18,000 --> 01:31:22,880 But Mankind would be the kind of dude that, that was Mick Foley's character, one of Mick 1981 01:31:22,880 --> 01:31:23,880 Foley's characters. 1982 01:31:23,880 --> 01:31:28,920 He did Cactus Jack, Mankind and Doo Love. 1983 01:31:28,920 --> 01:31:31,880 But I'm saying this isn't WCW stuff. 1984 01:31:31,880 --> 01:31:32,880 This is different. 1985 01:31:32,880 --> 01:31:40,340 No, this is, yeah, this was the, I don't know if it was the, the one that he got rejected 1986 01:31:40,340 --> 01:31:46,280 from at the start or this was his first like sort of next step. 1987 01:31:46,280 --> 01:31:54,280 Because remember he, he has an ongoing feud quote unquote with this other younger wrestler 1988 01:31:54,280 --> 01:31:57,800 guy and then they end up being like tag team partners or whatever. 1989 01:31:57,800 --> 01:32:02,120 But yes, he goes on to do this thing and they beat the shit out of him with all these different 1990 01:32:02,120 --> 01:32:04,280 things and they're cutting him up and shit. 1991 01:32:04,280 --> 01:32:08,760 And he gets his throat fucking cut. 1992 01:32:08,760 --> 01:32:12,720 And we don't mean cut, we mean jugular. 1993 01:32:12,720 --> 01:32:15,440 And there's a scene in the hospital where they finally do show it. 1994 01:32:15,440 --> 01:32:18,040 They hide it pretty well throughout it. 1995 01:32:18,040 --> 01:32:19,960 But I don't, you know. 1996 01:32:19,960 --> 01:32:24,720 Right when that rag comes off and you see it bleed for just two seconds and it's just 1997 01:32:24,720 --> 01:32:25,720 bloop bloop. 1998 01:32:25,720 --> 01:32:28,320 You're like, oh shit, he got fucked up. 1999 01:32:28,320 --> 01:32:29,920 Like death fucked up. 2000 01:32:29,920 --> 01:32:32,000 That was bad. 2001 01:32:32,000 --> 01:32:37,600 But I will say this, right when his neck got cut and he realized how hard, how heavy he 2002 01:32:37,600 --> 01:32:40,860 was bleeding, he steps out of the ring, he's about to leave. 2003 01:32:40,860 --> 01:32:44,940 And then there's a moment where he was like, no, fuck. 2004 01:32:44,940 --> 01:32:50,440 And so he goes back in the ring and we're talking like his neck is heavily bleeding. 2005 01:32:50,440 --> 01:32:54,160 He should fucking get to the hospital as soon as possible. 2006 01:32:54,160 --> 01:32:58,040 He goes back in the ring, gets defeated immediately. 2007 01:32:58,040 --> 01:33:02,200 Just like the guy pins him quickly because they need to get him out of there. 2008 01:33:02,200 --> 01:33:04,760 And then he bounces. 2009 01:33:04,760 --> 01:33:05,800 But people cheered him on for it. 2010 01:33:05,800 --> 01:33:11,080 I think that's where he got real redemption. 2011 01:33:11,080 --> 01:33:17,760 But it also broke his confidence in wrestling because after that he started drinking again 2012 01:33:17,760 --> 01:33:20,120 because of the pain of it all, the recovery. 2013 01:33:20,120 --> 01:33:23,160 He started doing drugs and I don't know what he was doing, drinking or whatever. 2014 01:33:23,160 --> 01:33:29,680 But he dropped off the wrestling thing and then it cuts that lonely part where he's at 2015 01:33:29,680 --> 01:33:31,720 the wrestling convention. 2016 01:33:31,720 --> 01:33:34,400 Not the one where he's signing stuff, but where he's at the wrestling convention and 2017 01:33:34,400 --> 01:33:39,160 he's just in that hallway and he's just laying on the ground fucked up or whatever, depressed, 2018 01:33:39,160 --> 01:33:42,440 whatever it is. 2019 01:33:42,440 --> 01:33:46,000 And that was sad. 2020 01:33:46,000 --> 01:33:48,080 And you're like, God damn, all that for nothing. 2021 01:33:48,080 --> 01:33:50,800 And then we end up just getting disappointed in David Arquette. 2022 01:33:50,800 --> 01:33:57,200 It cuts to him in his fucking ass going like, you know, this is the cycle, broken or whatever. 2023 01:33:57,200 --> 01:33:58,200 It's really relatable. 2024 01:33:58,200 --> 01:34:03,160 And then you cannot kill David Arquette. 2025 01:34:03,160 --> 01:34:05,880 This motherfucker starts training again. 2026 01:34:05,880 --> 01:34:07,280 He starts working out again. 2027 01:34:07,280 --> 01:34:08,980 He gets back in fucking rib shape. 2028 01:34:08,980 --> 01:34:10,360 He gets back out there. 2029 01:34:10,360 --> 01:34:13,840 He wrestles Tyler, is it Tyler Perry? 2030 01:34:13,840 --> 01:34:15,640 No, not Tyler Perry. 2031 01:34:15,640 --> 01:34:18,920 Who's the, who's his friend that passed away? 2032 01:34:18,920 --> 01:34:21,780 Luke Perry. 2033 01:34:21,780 --> 01:34:29,000 He wrestles Luke Perry's son, you know, like a legit kind of pro wrestling match. 2034 01:34:29,000 --> 01:34:33,840 And they have this, and he has like this cool redemption. 2035 01:34:33,840 --> 01:34:40,800 So I mean, I honestly, this is, I can't say it's the best documentary I've ever seen because 2036 01:34:40,800 --> 01:34:44,000 I've, you know, Fog of War with Robert McNamara. 2037 01:34:44,000 --> 01:34:46,800 I've had to kind of hard to use a documentary though. 2038 01:34:46,800 --> 01:34:53,320 The way they did it, it's almost like his story, but almost like a biography more than 2039 01:34:53,320 --> 01:34:55,360 a documentary. 2040 01:34:55,360 --> 01:34:56,360 But it's a documentary. 2041 01:34:56,360 --> 01:34:59,800 It's, I mean, it has to be classified as documentary. 2042 01:34:59,800 --> 01:35:02,520 That was such the bummer part of the movie. 2043 01:35:02,520 --> 01:35:08,480 Like he gets cut, he's in the hospital, and he's watching Joe Rogan and, scroll down just 2044 01:35:08,480 --> 01:35:09,480 once. 2045 01:35:09,480 --> 01:35:10,480 Tony Hinchcliffe? 2046 01:35:10,480 --> 01:35:12,680 Yeah, Tony Hinchcliffe and Jake the Snake Roberts. 2047 01:35:12,680 --> 01:35:15,240 Jake the Snake's like, get a day job David. 2048 01:35:15,240 --> 01:35:16,920 Can you just imagine? 2049 01:35:16,920 --> 01:35:20,520 Man, in the recovery process and they're talking shit. 2050 01:35:20,520 --> 01:35:22,560 Like that's fucked up. 2051 01:35:22,560 --> 01:35:25,660 No, you're absolutely right. 2052 01:35:25,660 --> 01:35:30,360 But he recovered and he, and I think he's, I think he kicked ass. 2053 01:35:30,360 --> 01:35:32,040 I think he's doing, I think he's. 2054 01:35:32,040 --> 01:35:36,520 He looked great on the thing and even at the end he says, at the very, very end when they're 2055 01:35:36,520 --> 01:35:40,560 running the credits and they're showing all the stuff going down, oh yeah, he wrestled 2056 01:35:40,560 --> 01:35:41,560 Jack Perry. 2057 01:35:41,560 --> 01:35:44,680 That's the wrestler that he wrestled who's Luke Perry's son. 2058 01:35:44,680 --> 01:35:47,680 And at the very end it just cuts to him. 2059 01:35:47,680 --> 01:35:52,560 And this is like healthy, you know, David Arquette money, David Arquette hot wife, David 2060 01:35:52,560 --> 01:35:53,560 Arquette, the one we want. 2061 01:35:53,560 --> 01:35:56,640 And he's like, I'm never going to be a great wrestler. 2062 01:35:56,640 --> 01:35:59,200 But and then it just kind of cuts out. 2063 01:35:59,200 --> 01:36:02,020 I'm like, yeah, you're not going to be a great wrestler. 2064 01:36:02,020 --> 01:36:05,080 But you've redeemed yourself, I think, in the eyes of the wrestling community, at least 2065 01:36:05,080 --> 01:36:09,520 to mine, if that meant anything to you, David Arquette, if you're listening to this. 2066 01:36:09,520 --> 01:36:12,320 Because how many people have reviewed You Cannot Kill David Arquette? 2067 01:36:12,320 --> 01:36:13,840 I'm hoping no one. 2068 01:36:13,840 --> 01:36:20,120 And I hope you have a Google search ready to pick up on reviews of your documentary. 2069 01:36:20,120 --> 01:36:22,480 Because we love you, buddy. 2070 01:36:22,480 --> 01:36:26,240 Even though Tim, or sorry, not Tim, Mike thinks you have a mental illness. 2071 01:36:26,240 --> 01:36:28,440 Oh, he thinks he has a mental illness. 2072 01:36:28,440 --> 01:36:31,540 I just agree with him which makes me feel bad for him. 2073 01:36:31,540 --> 01:36:34,400 And whatever Mike said, or Mike's wife said. 2074 01:36:34,400 --> 01:36:35,400 Oh, God. 2075 01:36:35,400 --> 01:36:38,600 And also what Mike said about your movie last time. 2076 01:36:38,600 --> 01:36:41,360 Yeah, man. 2077 01:36:41,360 --> 01:36:43,520 So let's rate this thing, unless you had more notes. 2078 01:36:43,520 --> 01:36:45,960 No, I got through them all actually. 2079 01:36:45,960 --> 01:36:50,480 Yeah, this was a great conversation. 2080 01:36:50,480 --> 01:36:59,280 I'm going to give this a strong B. Can't give it a B plus because, you know, it's, you know 2081 01:36:59,280 --> 01:37:04,400 what, I feel like B's a little high but I really enjoyed it. 2082 01:37:04,400 --> 01:37:07,920 Like just the visceral enjoyment of it all. 2083 01:37:07,920 --> 01:37:09,400 Ranked it higher. 2084 01:37:09,400 --> 01:37:15,160 The importance of it as far as like documentaries go, there are more valuable documentaries 2085 01:37:15,160 --> 01:37:19,600 you can watch with your time that address more relevant issues, you know, that like 2086 01:37:19,600 --> 01:37:25,680 are more prevalent to like the problems of the earth, like climate change or, you know, 2087 01:37:25,680 --> 01:37:30,280 or like what's happening in other countries that you're unaware of or even then there's 2088 01:37:30,280 --> 01:37:33,200 some animal ones that are interesting enough just to know how the world works. 2089 01:37:33,200 --> 01:37:40,540 So in hindsight, David Arquette's Redemption of the Wrestling World and of their fans, 2090 01:37:40,540 --> 01:37:45,240 I don't know how high that ranks as far as importance scale but I enjoyed the hell out 2091 01:37:45,240 --> 01:37:46,240 of it. 2092 01:37:46,240 --> 01:37:49,840 It's a great one to watch while you're high which I think is important for this particular 2093 01:37:49,840 --> 01:37:54,840 podcast so I give it a B. That's my justification for it if you're wondering why it went so 2094 01:37:54,840 --> 01:37:55,840 high. 2095 01:37:55,840 --> 01:37:56,840 Okay. 2096 01:37:56,840 --> 01:38:01,240 I'm going to give this movie, I'll tell you, I'm going to give it two ratings, one for 2097 01:38:01,240 --> 01:38:02,240 me and one for my wife. 2098 01:38:02,240 --> 01:38:03,240 My wife watched this with me. 2099 01:38:03,240 --> 01:38:07,880 I don't know if I'll allow it but be louder. 2100 01:38:07,880 --> 01:38:08,880 Okay. 2101 01:38:08,880 --> 01:38:09,880 I'll allow it. 2102 01:38:09,880 --> 01:38:13,360 You can say them both but I don't know if I'll allow it to adjust the system. 2103 01:38:13,360 --> 01:38:15,200 I don't care what you do. 2104 01:38:15,200 --> 01:38:20,960 I'll tell you this, if you want to think about a movie, if you're watching it, once again 2105 01:38:20,960 --> 01:38:25,560 not high, I'll tell you, I did not watch this movie high. 2106 01:38:25,560 --> 01:38:33,080 It's a great redemption arc story as a movie and making you, I think one of the things 2107 01:38:33,080 --> 01:38:40,040 I like about a documentary type movie, biographies, that they make me think that they're not just 2108 01:38:40,040 --> 01:38:41,040 like a regular movie. 2109 01:38:41,040 --> 01:38:45,200 If I want to see that kind of movie I'll go watch Guardians of the Galaxy. 2110 01:38:45,200 --> 01:38:51,200 This I want a documentary to make me think about things and this did that. 2111 01:38:51,200 --> 01:38:53,880 So for me it's a B plus. 2112 01:38:53,880 --> 01:38:56,800 My wife was a B. Same reasons. 2113 01:38:56,800 --> 01:39:03,200 We discussed, we talked about this movie for two hours after this movie and then this morning 2114 01:39:03,200 --> 01:39:04,680 she brought it up again. 2115 01:39:04,680 --> 01:39:05,680 That's it. 2116 01:39:05,680 --> 01:39:06,680 Yeah. 2117 01:39:06,680 --> 01:39:07,680 Okay. 2118 01:39:07,680 --> 01:39:10,760 I like that. 2119 01:39:10,760 --> 01:39:17,400 I don't watch a whole lot of documentaries but I have a top two and that's through the 2120 01:39:17,400 --> 01:39:18,400 gift shop. 2121 01:39:18,400 --> 01:39:19,400 Okay. 2122 01:39:19,400 --> 01:39:23,640 Really good one about strigth feeding stuff and then Steve-O Demise and Rise. 2123 01:39:23,640 --> 01:39:25,480 Oh, about Steve-O? 2124 01:39:25,480 --> 01:39:28,320 It's almost, it's kind of similar. 2125 01:39:28,320 --> 01:39:29,320 Similar, yeah. 2126 01:39:29,320 --> 01:39:32,080 I feel like it sort of feels that way, yeah. 2127 01:39:32,080 --> 01:39:37,760 This one I think is probably my third favorite documentary and I gave it a B. 2128 01:39:37,760 --> 01:39:38,760 Awesome. 2129 01:39:38,760 --> 01:39:39,760 So this is a strong ass B. 2130 01:39:39,760 --> 01:39:40,760 Yeah. 2131 01:39:40,760 --> 01:39:44,720 So we here at Friday Night's Podcast are giving it a B. I love it. 2132 01:39:44,720 --> 01:39:46,360 Great job. 2133 01:39:46,360 --> 01:39:51,080 Let's go to what we're going to watch next time. 2134 01:39:51,080 --> 01:39:52,800 I had to write this down. 2135 01:39:52,800 --> 01:39:57,120 I'm kind of coming up with my own little tropes for this show. 2136 01:39:57,120 --> 01:40:03,800 It's like another, not to say that we're going to do this but like each movie we have three 2137 01:40:03,800 --> 01:40:04,800 things. 2138 01:40:04,800 --> 01:40:08,000 Is it a Christmas movie? 2139 01:40:08,000 --> 01:40:10,640 Is the woman a villain? 2140 01:40:10,640 --> 01:40:16,920 And after this episode is it live? 2141 01:40:16,920 --> 01:40:24,920 I will say no part of this took place through Christmas so that eliminates that. 2142 01:40:24,920 --> 01:40:26,800 His wife seems lovely. 2143 01:40:26,800 --> 01:40:32,980 Even his ex, Courtney Cox of course, she seems great and his daughter is cool because she 2144 01:40:32,980 --> 01:40:37,000 flips off to wrestlers during, when he's getting his ass kicked. 2145 01:40:37,000 --> 01:40:40,880 So I think all the women characters on this are great. 2146 01:40:40,880 --> 01:40:42,440 And is it live? 2147 01:40:42,440 --> 01:40:53,040 Now it didn't air live but it wasn't done in takes so it is a live slice of life. 2148 01:40:53,040 --> 01:41:00,760 So I would argue that we're seeing a slice of live life shown to us later on in our choosing 2149 01:41:00,760 --> 01:41:07,960 unlike Saturday Night Live which is aired live everywhere all at once across the world. 2150 01:41:07,960 --> 01:41:12,420 They don't just hold on to it in New York to let us peasants on the west coast watch 2151 01:41:12,420 --> 01:41:14,440 it later. 2152 01:41:14,440 --> 01:41:17,480 We all get to watch it universally at the same time. 2153 01:41:17,480 --> 01:41:19,760 New York everywhere in the world. 2154 01:41:19,760 --> 01:41:26,200 People in Japan could technically watch Saturday Night Live Sunday morning or Sunday afternoon 2155 01:41:26,200 --> 01:41:28,400 or whatever the fuck time it is over there. 2156 01:41:28,400 --> 01:41:29,400 Live. 2157 01:41:29,400 --> 01:41:33,520 Is there a country where Saturday Night Live you're not allowed to watch it? 2158 01:41:33,520 --> 01:41:34,520 China? 2159 01:41:34,520 --> 01:41:35,520 Oh I'm sure. 2160 01:41:35,520 --> 01:41:36,520 North Korea, China. 2161 01:41:36,520 --> 01:41:39,520 Most of the Middle East probably. 2162 01:41:39,520 --> 01:41:43,640 So Mike is technically right if he's in North Korea. 2163 01:41:43,640 --> 01:41:46,840 Yeah was that your, is this the whole thing at the end you were going to say I've been 2164 01:41:46,840 --> 01:41:49,880 in North Korea the whole time. 2165 01:41:49,880 --> 01:41:50,880 So what are we recommending? 2166 01:41:50,880 --> 01:41:53,720 PXC Bullhead City. 2167 01:41:53,720 --> 01:41:59,680 I'm recommending going kind of back to our roots Night of the Comet. 2168 01:41:59,680 --> 01:42:02,560 Night of the Comet. 2169 01:42:02,560 --> 01:42:03,560 Okay. 2170 01:42:03,560 --> 01:42:10,520 It's Comet stuff south most of humanity a pair of 80s valley girls hits the mall and 2171 01:42:10,520 --> 01:42:14,000 battle hordes of blood thirsty zombies. 2172 01:42:14,000 --> 01:42:20,360 Okay now I'm just going to use this little zoom bar to see how quickly it takes to get 2173 01:42:20,360 --> 01:42:21,360 titties. 2174 01:42:21,360 --> 01:42:23,520 I don't know the algorithm is choosing. 2175 01:42:23,520 --> 01:42:24,520 I found titties. 2176 01:42:24,520 --> 01:42:30,360 Okay so it took about 10 minutes in. 2177 01:42:30,360 --> 01:42:34,440 Okay 18 minutes in there might I saw maybe another titty. 2178 01:42:34,440 --> 01:42:43,320 Okay so Night of the Comet 1983 sci-fi when a passing comet snuffs out most of humanity. 2179 01:42:43,320 --> 01:42:44,320 Did you already read this out? 2180 01:42:44,320 --> 01:42:45,320 Yes. 2181 01:42:45,320 --> 01:42:46,320 Okay gotcha. 2182 01:42:46,320 --> 01:42:47,320 Alright. 2183 01:42:47,320 --> 01:42:48,320 Zombies in a mall. 2184 01:42:48,320 --> 01:42:49,320 Austin? 2185 01:42:49,320 --> 01:42:52,680 So this movie is called Steel. 2186 01:42:52,680 --> 01:42:54,360 Oh with Shaq? 2187 01:42:54,360 --> 01:42:56,960 Yeah I just saw that. 2188 01:42:56,960 --> 01:43:00,680 Oh buddy hell yeah my dude you might have got my vote. 2189 01:43:00,680 --> 01:43:03,520 I'll talk about Steel all day long. 2190 01:43:03,520 --> 01:43:07,400 1997 to stop terrorists from using lethal technology he invented a weapons developer 2191 01:43:07,400 --> 01:43:10,800 transforms himself into a hammer wielding superhero. 2192 01:43:10,800 --> 01:43:17,440 I mean but this is so interesting because Steel is like a Superman character and I don't 2193 01:43:17,440 --> 01:43:20,560 even think they reference Superman inside this whole movie. 2194 01:43:20,560 --> 01:43:23,200 Is Shaq that name basically? 2195 01:43:23,200 --> 01:43:26,280 It's not the character kind of. 2196 01:43:26,280 --> 01:43:31,200 Shaq he's more Iron Man that can't fly with a hammer. 2197 01:43:31,200 --> 01:43:36,160 That's an app description. 2198 01:43:36,160 --> 01:43:39,560 He's Master Chief with a grab hammer. 2199 01:43:39,560 --> 01:43:40,560 And no helmet. 2200 01:43:40,560 --> 01:43:43,160 Well no he has a helmet I think sometimes. 2201 01:43:43,160 --> 01:43:44,160 Sometimes. 2202 01:43:44,160 --> 01:43:49,400 I didn't even know this movie existed I knew the one where he's a genie existed which if 2203 01:43:49,400 --> 01:43:52,240 that comes on TV I'll be recommending that one time. 2204 01:43:52,240 --> 01:43:56,640 Yeah but what about the one with instead of watching the one with Shaq as a genie we should 2205 01:43:56,640 --> 01:44:00,840 watch the one with Sinbad as a genie. 2206 01:44:00,840 --> 01:44:02,800 Kazam or Shazam. 2207 01:44:02,800 --> 01:44:03,800 Shizzy. 2208 01:44:03,800 --> 01:44:06,160 No I'm just kidding. 2209 01:44:06,160 --> 01:44:08,160 You belong in a different universe. 2210 01:44:08,160 --> 01:44:09,600 Jutt Nelson's in this bitch. 2211 01:44:09,600 --> 01:44:11,440 Okay so we got Steel who's writing these down? 2212 01:44:11,440 --> 01:44:12,440 You got a pen? 2213 01:44:12,440 --> 01:44:15,320 No there's only going to be three I think we can keep up. 2214 01:44:15,320 --> 01:44:16,320 Oh thank you. 2215 01:44:16,320 --> 01:44:17,320 Steel. 2216 01:44:17,320 --> 01:44:18,320 Steel. 2217 01:44:18,320 --> 01:44:19,320 That's a good one. 2218 01:44:19,320 --> 01:44:20,320 Living comment. 2219 01:44:20,320 --> 01:44:21,680 Night of that's not going to win Mike. 2220 01:44:21,680 --> 01:44:27,160 I'm just telling you right now because already there's one that's beaten yours if he doesn't 2221 01:44:27,160 --> 01:44:33,200 vote for mine which I was going to pick I just saw Boondock Saints is up there. 2222 01:44:33,200 --> 01:44:34,680 That was the last movie. 2223 01:44:34,680 --> 01:44:38,880 I'm allowed to recommend it twice. 2224 01:44:38,880 --> 01:44:43,040 I was going to think I think we're alone now was the one I was going to pick. 2225 01:44:43,040 --> 01:44:48,520 It's a weird choice but. 2226 01:44:48,520 --> 01:44:53,320 There might be some trigger words in that review. 2227 01:44:53,320 --> 01:44:54,320 I think we're alone now? 2228 01:44:54,320 --> 01:44:55,320 Yeah. 2229 01:44:55,320 --> 01:44:57,320 It's got a little dinklage in it. 2230 01:44:57,320 --> 01:45:00,600 Oh well never mind I'm going to change mine. 2231 01:45:00,600 --> 01:45:03,600 Little baby peter dinkwitch. 2232 01:45:03,600 --> 01:45:04,600 Wow. 2233 01:45:04,600 --> 01:45:05,600 What the fuck. 2234 01:45:05,600 --> 01:45:10,840 I don't know I used to think he was cool then I just heard him complaining about a bunch 2235 01:45:10,840 --> 01:45:12,840 of shit online and I'm like okay fuck you dude. 2236 01:45:12,840 --> 01:45:15,120 Oh but you have to attack him differently. 2237 01:45:15,120 --> 01:45:17,000 You can't make fun of his stature. 2238 01:45:17,000 --> 01:45:18,000 That's ableist. 2239 01:45:18,000 --> 01:45:19,640 You have to attack his opinions. 2240 01:45:19,640 --> 01:45:23,440 It's okay I can say that because I am ableist. 2241 01:45:23,440 --> 01:45:24,440 It's very good. 2242 01:45:24,440 --> 01:45:28,200 Well shit I don't know how to argue with that. 2243 01:45:28,200 --> 01:45:31,800 If you just openly say you're ableist then I have to make the decision whether or not 2244 01:45:31,800 --> 01:45:37,960 to allow the content but I think I'm going to just say that it's a free world and free 2245 01:45:37,960 --> 01:45:41,920 market and you know you can listen or don't listen. 2246 01:45:41,920 --> 01:45:46,600 I've already blasphemed so much in the last 40 episodes. 2247 01:45:46,600 --> 01:45:49,440 Alright so fuck it. 2248 01:45:49,440 --> 01:45:55,560 We're watching Steel with Shaq because I don't even have a real contender right now. 2249 01:45:55,560 --> 01:45:56,560 Maybe Heathers? 2250 01:45:56,560 --> 01:45:59,720 Okay we're not going to just pick from the algorithm here. 2251 01:45:59,720 --> 01:46:01,520 No I added these all to my list last night. 2252 01:46:01,520 --> 01:46:04,320 I was even going to pick Batman. 2253 01:46:04,320 --> 01:46:05,560 Six days I looked. 2254 01:46:05,560 --> 01:46:06,560 Oh okay. 2255 01:46:06,560 --> 01:46:07,560 Or Studio. 2256 01:46:07,560 --> 01:46:08,560 Okay well. 2257 01:46:08,560 --> 01:46:12,600 Wouldn't that be more of an A movie? 2258 01:46:12,600 --> 01:46:13,600 They are. 2259 01:46:13,600 --> 01:46:14,600 They are. 2260 01:46:14,600 --> 01:46:16,280 We eliminated that a long time ago. 2261 01:46:16,280 --> 01:46:18,840 You can pick whatever you want if it's on 2B. 2262 01:46:18,840 --> 01:46:19,840 Fair enough. 2263 01:46:19,840 --> 01:46:23,480 I want to watch this one. 2264 01:46:23,480 --> 01:46:24,480 Fuck it. 2265 01:46:24,480 --> 01:46:25,480 Alright we're watching Steel. 2266 01:46:25,480 --> 01:46:26,480 That was just a good choice. 2267 01:46:26,480 --> 01:46:27,480 Yeah. 2268 01:46:27,480 --> 01:46:28,480 Solid choice. 2269 01:46:28,480 --> 01:46:29,480 Well I mean what do you vote for? 2270 01:46:29,480 --> 01:46:30,480 I would vote for Steel. 2271 01:46:30,480 --> 01:46:31,480 Okay. 2272 01:46:31,480 --> 01:46:32,480 I'd rather watch Steel than that other movie. 2273 01:46:32,480 --> 01:46:33,480 God I hope this movie is good. 2274 01:46:33,480 --> 01:46:38,360 Mine I always use from the movies we've watched to be recommends and I just pick one out of 2275 01:46:38,360 --> 01:46:40,040 that six or seven that are there. 2276 01:46:40,040 --> 01:46:41,040 I don't know if it's searching. 2277 01:46:41,040 --> 01:46:44,920 I think I only got to pick two movies and one of them was fucking slipstream. 2278 01:46:44,920 --> 01:46:45,920 Yeah. 2279 01:46:45,920 --> 01:46:48,040 Well now your other one is Steel. 2280 01:46:48,040 --> 01:46:49,560 Steel I think you're going to make a comeback. 2281 01:46:49,560 --> 01:46:50,560 I remember Steel. 2282 01:46:50,560 --> 01:46:51,800 You're going to make a comeback. 2283 01:46:51,800 --> 01:46:53,680 Did you mean this one the 2015 Steel? 2284 01:46:53,680 --> 01:46:54,680 No Shaq. 2285 01:46:54,680 --> 01:46:55,840 Shaq Steel. 2286 01:46:55,840 --> 01:46:59,040 So people listening at home watch the 1997 Steel. 2287 01:46:59,040 --> 01:47:03,280 You're more than welcome to watch the 2015 Steel but we're not going to talk about it. 2288 01:47:03,280 --> 01:47:05,960 What is that one? 2289 01:47:05,960 --> 01:47:06,960 Which one? 2290 01:47:06,960 --> 01:47:07,960 The 2015 Steel. 2291 01:47:07,960 --> 01:47:08,960 I like it. 2292 01:47:08,960 --> 01:47:15,640 When the life of a successful journalist is suddenly sidelined by panic disorder he copes 2293 01:47:15,640 --> 01:47:19,000 by creating an alter ego that explores his past drama. 2294 01:47:19,000 --> 01:47:21,360 Romance, drama, mystery, LGBT. 2295 01:47:21,360 --> 01:47:24,800 Yeah but does he fall in love with his own alter ego? 2296 01:47:24,800 --> 01:47:25,800 That'd be interesting. 2297 01:47:25,800 --> 01:47:26,800 Oh I don't want to get copyrighted. 2298 01:47:26,800 --> 01:47:31,800 Yeah you're always going to say what are you doing Andrew? 2299 01:47:31,800 --> 01:47:32,800 Hold on. 2300 01:47:32,800 --> 01:47:37,800 If you're looking for the titties again. 2301 01:47:37,800 --> 01:47:40,960 I guess but in a different way. 2302 01:47:40,960 --> 01:47:44,200 I just want to know if he creates an alter. 2303 01:47:44,200 --> 01:47:47,360 Oh no I don't know that guy. 2304 01:47:47,360 --> 01:47:49,600 I thought I knew him. 2305 01:47:49,600 --> 01:47:52,440 I've seen him in something. 2306 01:47:52,440 --> 01:47:53,440 Chad Connell. 2307 01:47:53,440 --> 01:47:55,880 What else has he been in? 2308 01:47:55,880 --> 01:47:56,880 You're pretty high. 2309 01:47:56,880 --> 01:47:58,680 No I'm just curious. 2310 01:47:58,680 --> 01:48:01,680 Oh interesting. 2311 01:48:01,680 --> 01:48:09,960 All of the other movies he plays like a straight guy. 2312 01:48:09,960 --> 01:48:10,960 Yeah it's acting. 2313 01:48:10,960 --> 01:48:11,960 One of them. 2314 01:48:11,960 --> 01:48:12,960 One of the two. 2315 01:48:12,960 --> 01:48:13,960 I have no idea which. 2316 01:48:13,960 --> 01:48:21,560 Sure it's just like I was maybe expecting more LGBT content because maybe they were 2317 01:48:21,560 --> 01:48:23,560 you know famous for that. 2318 01:48:23,560 --> 01:48:26,360 You see how many Christmas movies he's made? 2319 01:48:26,360 --> 01:48:27,360 I love Christmas movies. 2320 01:48:27,360 --> 01:48:28,920 Maybe that's where I recognize him from. 2321 01:48:28,920 --> 01:48:30,920 A lot of Hallmark stuff. 2322 01:48:30,920 --> 01:48:32,960 He's a Hallmark actor. 2323 01:48:32,960 --> 01:48:33,960 Which I don't mind. 2324 01:48:33,960 --> 01:48:40,480 I like a good crappy Hallmark movie or whatever. 2325 01:48:40,480 --> 01:48:46,120 You know what I like is when they combine my favorite sub genre of movies which is repeating 2326 01:48:46,120 --> 01:48:48,440 time loops. 2327 01:48:48,440 --> 01:48:52,400 So Groundhog's Day all the way up to Looper. 2328 01:48:52,400 --> 01:48:53,400 Right. 2329 01:48:53,400 --> 01:48:54,400 Edgard Tomorrow. 2330 01:48:54,400 --> 01:48:56,320 Edgard Tomorrow is one of my favorites. 2331 01:48:56,320 --> 01:48:57,320 I love the book too. 2332 01:48:57,320 --> 01:49:01,480 I read the book after watching the movie because I was like that's dope. 2333 01:49:01,480 --> 01:49:03,040 It's cool. 2334 01:49:03,040 --> 01:49:06,640 But yeah repeating time loops. 2335 01:49:06,640 --> 01:49:09,520 Oh Time Crimes. 2336 01:49:09,520 --> 01:49:13,720 It's a Spanish foreign film but there's not a lot of dialogue. 2337 01:49:13,720 --> 01:49:15,440 Well there's some dialogue. 2338 01:49:15,440 --> 01:49:16,840 When they're doing the sciency stuff. 2339 01:49:16,840 --> 01:49:20,280 But that's a great time travel movie. 2340 01:49:20,280 --> 01:49:22,280 Fuck I shouldn't have recommended that. 2341 01:49:22,280 --> 01:49:24,280 Is that too big? 2342 01:49:24,280 --> 01:49:26,280 I don't know but we've already chosen. 2343 01:49:26,280 --> 01:49:29,560 We're watching Steel with Shaquille O'Neal. 2344 01:49:29,560 --> 01:49:32,680 This could be your time to do research for next week. 2345 01:49:32,680 --> 01:49:35,280 Yeah it's not on here. 2346 01:49:35,280 --> 01:49:36,280 High Crimes. 2347 01:49:36,280 --> 01:49:37,280 Alright. 2348 01:49:37,280 --> 01:49:40,160 Okay so yeah we're going to watch Steel. 2349 01:49:40,160 --> 01:49:41,160 I know it's a mistake. 2350 01:49:41,160 --> 01:49:43,320 I'm just high and I allowed it to happen. 2351 01:49:43,320 --> 01:49:50,520 But Steel is going to be a just a really fun fun time to talk about. 2352 01:49:50,520 --> 01:49:52,400 And that is not the LGBT movie. 2353 01:49:52,400 --> 01:49:53,960 That is the Shaquille O'Neal one. 2354 01:49:53,960 --> 01:50:01,600 Yeah just to be clear let's do copyright free music and we will get out of here. 2355 01:50:01,600 --> 01:50:05,480 Unless there's anything else you guys have on your mind. 2356 01:50:05,480 --> 01:50:07,520 Oh we got our show next week. 2357 01:50:07,520 --> 01:50:08,520 Oh yeah yeah yeah. 2358 01:50:08,520 --> 01:50:09,520 Next week's show will be all different. 2359 01:50:09,520 --> 01:50:11,160 It will be kind of fun. 2360 01:50:11,160 --> 01:50:14,200 So yeah this is actually going to be like a weird. 2361 01:50:14,200 --> 01:50:18,160 This is going to calm in between two stormers maybe actually. 2362 01:50:18,160 --> 01:50:20,360 Bringing back the SNL story again. 2363 01:50:20,360 --> 01:50:22,520 This episode might be the calm between the two storms. 2364 01:50:22,520 --> 01:50:26,240 It is because you're going to get that crazy live episode last week and you're getting 2365 01:50:26,240 --> 01:50:28,320 this one now in between. 2366 01:50:28,320 --> 01:50:30,280 And then next week we're going to. 2367 01:50:30,280 --> 01:50:31,280 If we don't do. 2368 01:50:31,280 --> 01:50:34,720 I mean it's again a production manager meeting kind of thing. 2369 01:50:34,720 --> 01:50:40,960 But like if we don't do a double episode where we cover this movie that we just steal. 2370 01:50:40,960 --> 01:50:43,520 Or we talk about Steel at the Glitchcade Glitch. 2371 01:50:43,520 --> 01:50:49,280 But anyway we're doing a special on location Fried Rice episode. 2372 01:50:49,280 --> 01:50:51,480 Which is going to be at the Glitchcade Arcade Bar. 2373 01:50:51,480 --> 01:50:52,480 Glitch Barcadians. 2374 01:50:52,480 --> 01:50:53,480 That's a cool name. 2375 01:50:53,480 --> 01:50:54,480 I've never been there. 2376 01:50:54,480 --> 01:50:55,480 Have you been there Andrew? 2377 01:50:55,480 --> 01:50:56,480 No. 2378 01:50:56,480 --> 01:50:57,480 But it looks dope. 2379 01:50:57,480 --> 01:51:01,480 From all the pictures I've seen it's a full blown arcade. 2380 01:51:01,480 --> 01:51:02,480 It's a bar. 2381 01:51:02,480 --> 01:51:07,320 We're going to be there partying on March 2nd if you're in the area. 2382 01:51:07,320 --> 01:51:08,720 But this is not a. 2383 01:51:08,720 --> 01:51:12,000 This is not an open event. 2384 01:51:12,000 --> 01:51:13,000 This is going to be. 2385 01:51:13,000 --> 01:51:17,360 We're going to do the comedy show at the Heat Hotel March 2nd at 8 o'clock. 2386 01:51:17,360 --> 01:51:20,760 Then after that we're going to go up to the Glitch Hangout. 2387 01:51:20,760 --> 01:51:22,680 Do a little after party thing. 2388 01:51:22,680 --> 01:51:23,680 Or go around. 2389 01:51:23,680 --> 01:51:24,680 Whatever. 2390 01:51:24,680 --> 01:51:27,160 Once we got to get to the Glitch at 1. 2391 01:51:27,160 --> 01:51:28,800 They're going to start closing down. 2392 01:51:28,800 --> 01:51:31,480 They're going to kick everybody out except for us. 2393 01:51:31,480 --> 01:51:33,280 And then we start recording. 2394 01:51:33,280 --> 01:51:38,080 VIP after our cocktail mix Fried Rice podcast special. 2395 01:51:38,080 --> 01:51:41,640 It's going to be next week. 2396 01:51:41,640 --> 01:51:43,920 And then after that we should have some normal episodes. 2397 01:51:43,920 --> 01:51:48,400 And then there will be live at Comic Con. 2398 01:51:48,400 --> 01:51:50,180 And then we should normalize out. 2399 01:51:50,180 --> 01:51:54,520 So if you're a fan of regular episodes you'll get more of these. 2400 01:51:54,520 --> 01:51:57,840 And if you're a fan of live episodes you're going to get a couple more of those. 2401 01:51:57,840 --> 01:52:02,520 So buckle up buckaroos. 2402 01:52:02,520 --> 01:52:03,520 Anything else? 2403 01:52:03,520 --> 01:52:04,520 Anything you guys want to plug? 2404 01:52:04,520 --> 01:52:06,520 Sunshine Spirit Creations. 2405 01:52:06,520 --> 01:52:08,520 Sunshine Spirit Creations. 2406 01:52:08,520 --> 01:52:10,200 Thank you so much for the resin. 2407 01:52:10,200 --> 01:52:11,800 I didn't even get through all my presents. 2408 01:52:11,800 --> 01:52:12,800 I'm so sorry. 2409 01:52:12,800 --> 01:52:13,800 We started. 2410 01:52:13,800 --> 01:52:15,680 I got to the Harry Potter one. 2411 01:52:15,680 --> 01:52:21,440 Just a quick shout out to my mom for the She Got Me Christmas Story leg lamp lights which 2412 01:52:21,440 --> 01:52:22,440 are cute. 2413 01:52:22,440 --> 01:52:27,880 I have a Darth Vader speaker phone from like the 80s that you plug into an actual landline. 2414 01:52:27,880 --> 01:52:29,520 It makes a great speaker. 2415 01:52:29,520 --> 01:52:30,520 Yeah. 2416 01:52:30,520 --> 01:52:31,520 The box does. 2417 01:52:31,520 --> 01:52:38,360 I got a full Darth Vader with a voice activated. 2418 01:52:38,360 --> 01:52:40,520 You press a button and he talks. 2419 01:52:40,520 --> 01:52:42,320 That's pretty cool. 2420 01:52:42,320 --> 01:52:47,640 My buddy Tomas gave me, again not smoking weed, not being a weed smoker, he gave me 2421 01:52:47,640 --> 01:52:53,800 a pipe that looks, if you cover up the bowl part, exactly like the Hulk's penis. 2422 01:52:53,800 --> 01:52:59,800 It's just a thick, veiny, like I just real quick I'll hand this to you. 2423 01:52:59,800 --> 01:53:02,960 I'll hand you this thick veiny. 2424 01:53:02,960 --> 01:53:04,660 The right way. 2425 01:53:04,660 --> 01:53:06,360 That's just full blown Hulk dick. 2426 01:53:06,360 --> 01:53:07,360 Am I wrong? 2427 01:53:07,360 --> 01:53:08,360 Yeah. 2428 01:53:08,360 --> 01:53:09,360 With like three slits. 2429 01:53:09,360 --> 01:53:11,800 Yeah look, Hulk dick. 2430 01:53:11,800 --> 01:53:17,000 It's just a veiny, thick, green, just bulbous hand. 2431 01:53:17,000 --> 01:53:21,240 But if you look at it from the back and you hold just the sides of the top, it's a huge 2432 01:53:21,240 --> 01:53:22,560 throbbing Hulk dick. 2433 01:53:22,560 --> 01:53:27,040 And he got me that and I don't know if it's because he's like, oh Andy likes Marvel, it's 2434 01:53:27,040 --> 01:53:28,040 the Hulk. 2435 01:53:28,040 --> 01:53:29,040 Andy likes dick. 2436 01:53:29,040 --> 01:53:30,040 Whatever. 2437 01:53:30,040 --> 01:53:34,200 Well I don't know if he, I don't think he, I don't think dick was on his mind when he 2438 01:53:34,200 --> 01:53:35,200 bought that. 2439 01:53:35,200 --> 01:53:38,720 I think he legit thought it was a cool pipe because it was the Hulk hand, which it is. 2440 01:53:38,720 --> 01:53:42,000 I don't think he, when he grabbed it in his hand. 2441 01:53:42,000 --> 01:53:45,000 It just happened to you later. 2442 01:53:45,000 --> 01:53:46,000 Yeah. 2443 01:53:46,000 --> 01:53:48,000 It's just when I grabbed it. 2444 01:53:48,000 --> 01:53:49,000 Anyway. 2445 01:53:49,000 --> 01:53:55,080 You got a couple, you got a Hulk dick, a cock wine, and a bunch of Barbies. 2446 01:53:55,080 --> 01:53:56,400 A bunch of Barbies. 2447 01:53:56,400 --> 01:54:01,800 I got a cool skillet for Cinnamon Bond, like brownie that I haven't used yet. 2448 01:54:01,800 --> 01:54:03,920 Probably tonight maybe, I don't know. 2449 01:54:03,920 --> 01:54:05,920 Comic books, I got a beanie. 2450 01:54:05,920 --> 01:54:11,480 And then that one girl, well I guess she told us her name. 2451 01:54:11,480 --> 01:54:16,280 Kara, if you listen to the episode, she stopped by, gave me a fake number. 2452 01:54:16,280 --> 01:54:19,800 But her, the gift she gave me is very cool. 2453 01:54:19,800 --> 01:54:24,680 It's Melophosaurus fossils and a beanie. 2454 01:54:24,680 --> 01:54:27,680 And then this, like a coyote. 2455 01:54:27,680 --> 01:54:30,200 It's a coyote. 2456 01:54:30,200 --> 01:54:35,360 A coyote made of, it's gotta be glass right? 2457 01:54:35,360 --> 01:54:36,360 Or clay. 2458 01:54:36,360 --> 01:54:37,360 I don't know. 2459 01:54:37,360 --> 01:54:38,360 I think it's clay. 2460 01:54:38,360 --> 01:54:39,360 Well whatever it is, it's very cool. 2461 01:54:39,360 --> 01:54:40,360 Well clay and glass are kind of the same thing. 2462 01:54:40,360 --> 01:54:41,360 I don't think clay and glass are anything alike. 2463 01:54:41,360 --> 01:54:50,360 And I'm willing to extend this episode another 30 fucking minutes to talk about the differences 2464 01:54:50,360 --> 01:54:51,560 between clay and glass. 2465 01:54:51,560 --> 01:54:54,400 I'll get down to the scientific fucking measurements. 2466 01:54:54,400 --> 01:54:55,400 That they're both sand? 2467 01:54:55,400 --> 01:54:56,400 No. 2468 01:54:56,400 --> 01:54:57,760 Wait, okay, no. 2469 01:54:57,760 --> 01:54:58,760 Just because they come off the same. 2470 01:54:58,760 --> 01:54:59,760 The elements are the same? 2471 01:54:59,760 --> 01:55:00,760 No, clay is not sand. 2472 01:55:00,760 --> 01:55:01,760 I'm sorry. 2473 01:55:01,760 --> 01:55:02,760 Clay is not sand. 2474 01:55:02,760 --> 01:55:03,760 Clay, just because you found clay, you found glass. 2475 01:55:03,760 --> 01:55:09,000 Clay, just because you find clay in the same general area that you find sand, does not 2476 01:55:09,000 --> 01:55:10,200 make them the two same things. 2477 01:55:10,200 --> 01:55:12,520 If you melt clay, it becomes glass. 2478 01:55:12,520 --> 01:55:13,600 If you do not, no. 2479 01:55:13,600 --> 01:55:15,560 If you melt clay, it does not become glass. 2480 01:55:15,560 --> 01:55:16,560 We're finding that out. 2481 01:55:16,560 --> 01:55:19,560 China powder is absolutely considered glass. 2482 01:55:19,560 --> 01:55:27,320 If you melt clay. 2483 01:55:27,320 --> 01:55:28,640 If you melt, okay. 2484 01:55:28,640 --> 01:55:32,400 Why does clay harden when heated instead of melting? 2485 01:55:32,400 --> 01:55:36,560 No, that just makes it like the, we're just talking about it hardens clay up. 2486 01:55:36,560 --> 01:55:38,560 Just talking about it's China clay glass. 2487 01:55:38,560 --> 01:55:41,040 Wait, no, what is China clay? 2488 01:55:41,040 --> 01:55:42,040 It's just a kind of clay. 2489 01:55:42,040 --> 01:55:43,040 I'm looking at it. 2490 01:55:43,040 --> 01:55:44,040 It's clay, it's white clay. 2491 01:55:44,040 --> 01:55:45,040 Okay, well what about it? 2492 01:55:45,040 --> 01:55:46,040 Is it glass? 2493 01:55:46,040 --> 01:55:47,040 No, is clay sand? 2494 01:55:47,040 --> 01:55:48,040 That's what I'm going to put. 2495 01:55:48,040 --> 01:55:49,040 Is clay sand? 2496 01:55:49,040 --> 01:55:50,040 You're letting him get to you Andy. 2497 01:55:50,040 --> 01:55:59,040 You won the SNL argument and now he's fucking with you on clay. 2498 01:55:59,040 --> 01:56:00,600 Salt, silt and clay. 2499 01:56:00,600 --> 01:56:03,360 Three distinct separate things. 2500 01:56:03,360 --> 01:56:05,320 You have sand, silt and clay. 2501 01:56:05,320 --> 01:56:06,320 Are they really? 2502 01:56:06,320 --> 01:56:09,200 Yeah, I'm looking right here at the difference. 2503 01:56:09,200 --> 01:56:10,640 You want to know what the difference is? 2504 01:56:10,640 --> 01:56:12,160 Here's the three differences. 2505 01:56:12,160 --> 01:56:14,080 We have particle sizes. 2506 01:56:14,080 --> 01:56:15,680 If you're going to get into sand. 2507 01:56:15,680 --> 01:56:17,280 Let's talk about the molecules. 2508 01:56:17,280 --> 01:56:22,320 It's 0.05 millimeters to 2 millimeters, but then you get into fucking silt. 2509 01:56:22,320 --> 01:56:23,320 Right. 2510 01:56:23,320 --> 01:56:27,040 And silt is 0.002 millimeters to 0.05. 2511 01:56:27,040 --> 01:56:29,120 And if I buy Crusher Run. 2512 01:56:29,120 --> 01:56:32,920 If you get to fucking clay though, bro, it's 1000X. 2513 01:56:32,920 --> 01:56:39,160 Oh no, that's the amount of their zooming in. 2514 01:56:39,160 --> 01:56:44,840 It's under 0.02 millimeters. 2515 01:56:44,840 --> 01:56:46,360 So Crusher Rock Run is not rock. 2516 01:56:46,360 --> 01:56:49,360 Look at the fucking picture, sand, silt. 2517 01:56:49,360 --> 01:56:51,360 I know the difference. 2518 01:56:51,360 --> 01:56:52,360 Clay, loam. 2519 01:56:52,360 --> 01:56:53,360 There's a fourth one. 2520 01:56:53,360 --> 01:56:54,360 It's loam. 2521 01:56:54,360 --> 01:56:57,360 How far does the rabbit hole go of dirt? 2522 01:56:57,360 --> 01:57:02,320 And when I toss a pot. 2523 01:57:02,320 --> 01:57:03,320 But here's the thing. 2524 01:57:03,320 --> 01:57:05,380 Yeah, it could be. 2525 01:57:05,380 --> 01:57:07,360 Not once are they mentioning glass. 2526 01:57:07,360 --> 01:57:08,840 That's what I'm saying. 2527 01:57:08,840 --> 01:57:09,840 It doesn't go sand, silt. 2528 01:57:09,840 --> 01:57:11,800 No, you felt sand in my glass. 2529 01:57:11,800 --> 01:57:14,320 That's exactly what I'm saying. 2530 01:57:14,320 --> 01:57:17,560 You used to gring with me in a roundabout way. 2531 01:57:17,560 --> 01:57:19,680 Why did I put his clay sand? 2532 01:57:19,680 --> 01:57:21,560 Aren't we trying to find his clay glass? 2533 01:57:21,560 --> 01:57:23,600 What was the argument? 2534 01:57:23,600 --> 01:57:26,080 What did we start this on? 2535 01:57:26,080 --> 01:57:29,720 Anyway, well, Steel just started. 2536 01:57:29,720 --> 01:57:30,720 I don't want to miss any of this. 2537 01:57:30,720 --> 01:57:31,720 We're 12 minutes in. 2538 01:57:31,720 --> 01:57:32,720 I need to know the fucking complex. 2539 01:57:32,720 --> 01:57:33,720 Pack it up. 2540 01:57:33,720 --> 01:57:34,720 Hold on. 2541 01:57:34,720 --> 01:57:35,720 That was the LGBTQ one. 2542 01:57:35,720 --> 01:57:36,720 That wasn't even the fact one. 2543 01:57:36,720 --> 01:57:43,720 It gets so many suggestions for movies like that. 2544 01:57:43,720 --> 01:57:46,720 The algorithms got you now. 2545 01:57:46,720 --> 01:57:47,720 Riff tracks. 2546 01:57:47,720 --> 01:57:48,720 It's a Wonderful Life. 2547 01:57:48,720 --> 01:57:49,720 I might want to watch that actually. 2548 01:57:49,720 --> 01:57:52,720 Just because we were talking about Christmas movies. 2549 01:57:52,720 --> 01:57:53,720 All right. 2550 01:57:53,720 --> 01:57:54,720 Well, let's get out of here. 2551 01:57:54,720 --> 01:57:56,200 This sounds good. 2552 01:57:56,200 --> 01:57:59,200 All right, everybody. 2553 01:57:59,200 --> 01:58:00,200 You know what? 2554 01:58:00,200 --> 01:58:01,200 I had a more chill one earlier. 2555 01:58:01,200 --> 01:58:03,200 That's the kind of vibe that I was feeling. 2556 01:58:03,200 --> 01:58:06,200 Here we go. 2557 01:58:06,200 --> 01:58:07,200 Nope. 2558 01:58:07,200 --> 01:58:08,200 I wanted it. 2559 01:58:08,200 --> 01:58:11,200 This is the best part of the whole podcast. 2560 01:58:11,200 --> 01:58:12,200 There you go. 2561 01:58:12,200 --> 01:58:13,200 Is this pretty? 2562 01:58:13,200 --> 01:58:14,200 All right. 2563 01:58:14,200 --> 01:58:15,200 Yeah. 2564 01:58:15,200 --> 01:58:24,680 Well, ladies and gentlemen, I don't know what was different about this week. 2565 01:58:24,680 --> 01:58:30,760 Maybe a little more chill than usual, but I think we had a good time. 2566 01:58:30,760 --> 01:58:34,120 With me as always is Michael. 2567 01:58:34,120 --> 01:58:42,760 I mean, just the odds you'd think I'd have better luck. 2568 01:58:42,760 --> 01:58:44,760 Something would take him out by now. 2569 01:58:44,760 --> 01:58:47,160 Luck would be alive, Larson. 2570 01:58:47,160 --> 01:58:49,640 Have a good week, everybody. 2571 01:58:49,640 --> 01:58:55,600 With us as always is I wish I never really wanted this before so badly, but I wish I 2572 01:58:55,600 --> 01:58:59,640 had a little teleporter pad that just connected Austin and I's house so that he didn't have 2573 01:58:59,640 --> 01:59:00,640 to travel so far to be here. 2574 01:59:00,640 --> 01:59:05,120 He could just pop in and we could work on the podcast together and all sorts of fun 2575 01:59:05,120 --> 01:59:06,120 things. 2576 01:59:06,120 --> 01:59:07,120 It's awesome. 2577 01:59:07,120 --> 01:59:08,120 Peace out. 2578 01:59:08,120 --> 01:59:11,120 And I'm your host, Andy Rice. 2579 01:59:11,120 --> 01:59:13,400 This has been a Fried Rice podcast. 2580 01:59:13,400 --> 01:59:17,800 We've been fried and we've been respectful. 2581 01:59:17,800 --> 01:59:18,800 Thanks so much. 2582 01:59:18,800 --> 01:59:21,680 And have a good night. 2583 01:59:21,680 --> 01:59:26,920 And of course, we would never forget to do the question of the week. 2584 01:59:26,920 --> 01:59:31,800 So this week's question is, is Saturday Night Live airing live? 2585 01:59:31,800 --> 01:59:32,800 Everywhere. 2586 01:59:32,800 --> 01:59:33,800 Everywhere? 2587 01:59:33,800 --> 01:59:36,920 Can you watch it where you live when it airs live? 2588 01:59:36,920 --> 01:59:44,280 Or is Mike somehow fucking right in the fact that it only airs live in New York and not 2589 01:59:44,280 --> 01:59:46,680 at the same time everywhere else in the world? 2590 01:59:46,680 --> 01:59:52,000 So for our listener from Trafalgar Park, please let them know it's not showing their live. 2591 01:59:52,000 --> 01:59:53,240 Oh wow, way to really. 2592 01:59:53,240 --> 01:59:55,960 Trafalgar Park in Nelson, New Zealand. 2593 01:59:55,960 --> 01:59:57,360 Yeah, we know you. 2594 01:59:57,360 --> 01:59:58,600 You're running around the track. 2595 01:59:58,600 --> 02:00:01,080 You're listening to our fucking podcast. 2596 02:00:01,080 --> 02:00:05,160 It's just weird that the little pin shows that he listened to it and it says it's in 2597 02:00:05,160 --> 02:00:06,160 the river. 2598 02:00:06,160 --> 02:00:07,160 He listened to it. 2599 02:00:07,160 --> 02:00:08,160 Next to the park. 2600 02:00:08,160 --> 02:00:09,840 He listened to it and then threw his phone in the river. 2601 02:00:09,840 --> 02:00:14,920 If you're that guy in New Zealand that listens to the, please call our number and let us 2602 02:00:14,920 --> 02:00:15,920 know that you're okay. 2603 02:00:15,920 --> 02:00:16,920 Or you like our podcast. 2604 02:00:16,920 --> 02:00:17,920 It's not your car in the river. 2605 02:00:17,920 --> 02:00:18,920 It's just your phone. 2606 02:00:18,920 --> 02:00:19,920 Also it's S&O Live. 2607 02:00:19,920 --> 02:00:21,920 Yeah, and also it's S&O Live. 2608 02:00:21,920 --> 02:00:24,200 And let us know why you threw your phone in the river. 2609 02:00:24,200 --> 02:00:25,840 All right, that's the question. 2610 02:00:25,840 --> 02:00:26,840 Call us. 2611 02:00:26,840 --> 02:00:30,320 The number is located, oh jeez, I should have looked this up. 2612 02:00:30,320 --> 02:00:31,320 On the website. 2613 02:00:31,320 --> 02:00:32,320 No, yeah. 2614 02:00:32,320 --> 02:00:41,760 It's on our website, friedricepodcast.com, which it says is not secure. 2615 02:00:41,760 --> 02:00:44,400 Oh fuck, anyway, just go to our website. 2616 02:00:44,400 --> 02:00:45,400 There's a number. 2617 02:00:45,400 --> 02:00:45,720 Bye.