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That's a 10-4 good buddy.

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And welcome to another rip roaring episode of Fried Rice Podcast.

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I'm your pilot, your driver Andy Rice and this here is Fried Rice Podcast.

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Let's get fried.

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With me as always is of course Michael.

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Lucky to be alive.

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We tried to kick him out of a...

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We fired a bullet through a window, caused just enough suction to get his ass stuck up

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on it and then right before it was about to sandwich him into space, he somehow got out.

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Is Michael lucky to be alive, Lawrisson?

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That's because you can't kill me, motherfucker.

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Oh yeah, and why is that?

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Is it because you're wearing a Deadpool shirt?

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I'm becoming Deadpool.

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I'm going to pause real quick.

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That was a planned bit from Michael by the way.

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If you think here, and I'm going to let that shit...

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I'm just kidding.

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Anyway, and he took a space truck.

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It's Austin.

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He took a space truck about a galaxy and a half, took about four and a half hours.

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He got his load here up on time.

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It's a ferrel.

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Check me out on Vine.

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You're going to run out of fucking...

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You're going to run out.

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Yeah, you're going to run out.

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Hello everybody, welcome to another episode of Fried Rice Podcast.

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This was a...

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I was going to say you kept the action.

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I did.

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I'm not going to.

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No, no, no.

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I will stop that now.

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Man, what a fucking...

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What a fucking week it's been.

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It's been nuts.

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I have a couple of things I'll get into, but how are you guys?

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Oh dude, interesting.

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I found a box of my grandpa Gary's old slide.

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He passed away in 2012 right after high school, right before I moved out here.

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I found a box of all of his old slides that you need a projector to look at.

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They're all dated like 68 to the 70s, and they're all from when he was in the Navy traveling.

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There's a box labeled Portugall.

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There's a box Pompeii.

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All the cool places he went to.

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Have you looked at them?

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I've looked through a few of them, and I found somebody online who can digitize the slides.

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Hell yeah.

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I'm paying her to put them all on a flash drive for me so I can actually look through

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all of them on my big TV.

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I didn't look at all of them, so I'm going to find out.

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Hopefully it's all just nice pictures of jets and ships and Navy places.

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Oh no, there's 100% lady boys on there.

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Your grandpa was banging lady boys in one of those countries.

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Show me a veteran lady boy.

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He's like, yeah, in the war.

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I'm going to find out if he was a good lady man.

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What war was he?

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Caitlyn Jenner?

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That's not a lady boy.

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That's a trans woman.

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Lady boys?

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Trans woman is the same.

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Lady boys are the same.

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You were in the military, right?

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Yeah, but not there.

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I was not over there.

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You were invited to Bangkok, so that's why you don't know what a lady boy is.

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I've never been to Bangkok.

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No.

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See, I'm not even saying lady boys are offensive.

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I thought they were trans.

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No, no, no.

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They don't identify as women.

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A lady boy is a... From what I can gather, it's male prostitutes who appear to be female.

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They get breast implants and stuff, but for the express purpose for that kink, there are

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people that want to have sex with boys that look like girls that have penises.

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So you're saying other times they're like, I play football, just regular guys, and then

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they go, just because of the kink, they do that.

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I don't think they're playing football.

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But whatever.

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I'm saying they're just... They're being made as soccer?

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They present as men otherwise?

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You're educated.

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No, I don't think you can... This wasn't supposed to be an education about lady boys.

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It's just a culture in these foreign... In some of these Asian countries, there are lady

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You go to certain bars, you find them.

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There's a trope in movies where you don't know if it's a boy or a girl when you're hooking

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up with them.

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They do it in the hangover movie, the third one, where they go to Bangkok.

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It's an old trope, but no, I don't think it's the same.

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Caitlyn Jenner is a man who transitioned into a woman, but not to be a prostitute or a stripper.

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So specific to prostitutes.

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I think so.

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It would be like if a woman does a lesbian porn scene, I wouldn't necessarily assume

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that she's lesbian.

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To anyone who might be offended by this, this is not from a place of hatred out of our hearts.

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We just don't fully know.

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No, not at all.

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But anyways, back to my dead grandfather's photo.

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Come on, Mike.

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It's not as if I brought it up.

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I didn't look.

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Michael.

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I was going through them and I was just counting them all, and every now and then I would pick

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one up and look through the light through it.

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And it'd be like one of like some old race that he was an audience member of or like

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a jet taking off or Pompeii ruins.

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But I didn't look at all of them.

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So I just dropped them off at this lady's house.

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He's going to digitize them.

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And I'm going to find out if he was either just a regular Navy guy or a serial killer.

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Maybe.

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Who knows?

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Maybe he was in cahoots with Dahmer.

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Who knows?

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What?

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Was Dahmer in the Navy?

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No.

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Many wishes.

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I guess that would be it'd be interesting because like maybe in his mind, he took these

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pictures.

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He's like, no one's going to see these but me.

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So maybe he like he's got some weird stuff on there.

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Maybe.

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But but also, you know, the times.

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A lot of them are like really nice pictures.

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I've always had an affinity like an eye for photos, especially like old cameras like the

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old Polaroid I have the old Kodak extra light 10 that I have.

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And I was taking all these pictures and then I found these and I'm like, oh, it was rough

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and I'm like, oh, it's cool.

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That's cool.

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That's I mean, yeah, that's awesome.

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I hope I someone did that for my for my grandmother after she after she passed my I guess cousin

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in law.

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He digitized a bunch of old pictures and we and he presented it to us in like a slideshow.

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It was very cool because we got to see my parent, my mom and her sister when they were

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like little kids and like all the stuff, you know, that we did old like old pictures.

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So it's like it was cool.

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I had an interesting day the other night early.

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An interesting night.

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I there was an unfortunate accident that happened here where a somebody ran over a body like

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somebody.

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I guess somebody was was in the road laying down and the driver hit him like ran him over

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and then that that guy, that body was later taken to the hospital and died.

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So the only reason I'm bringing this up is because I was delivering that night for my

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job and I was about probably less than a minute, maybe even 30 seconds after it happened in

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the same lane behind the guy.

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And so the guy gets out of his car and he starts waving me down and I hit my hazards

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and there's other cars now.

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So everyone's slowing down and stopping right.

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But I see the body.

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I see this guy holding his like his head and just going, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, like like

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crying like having like a like a like a panic attack because he just ran over a body.

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It was horrific.

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So I know the guy wasn't dead when I saw him.

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So technically I didn't see a dead body, but I did see an unmoving body of someone who

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died very shortly after.

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So I'm going to count it as having seen one.

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Not that I'm trying to make a list of seeing dead bodies, but just for the fact that in

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my brain it's like there's so many things that are going on.

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If I had left my delivery 30 seconds earlier, right, that could have been me the same lane

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and you could have known how that goes.

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A lot of times somebody will stop and say a sentence to you when you're leaving and

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you get held up 30 seconds and it would have been you.

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And your customer is like, Hey man, you said 30 minutes of rest.

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You know what just happened.

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Yeah, well I will say this.

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So the, well actually the truth of it all is, is that I stopped at my house to, well

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for whatever reason, on the way or on the way off after my delivery, because the delivery

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I had was in my neighborhood.

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And so like, I was like, okay, there wasn't any deliveries on the board when I left.

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So I have an extra five minutes I'm going to give myself.

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So I stopped here and then I went.

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Now here's the thing.

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If I hadn't stopped at home, I would have been five minutes ahead and I don't know if

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I would have probably been way ahead of this ever happening, right?

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I would have seen this, but I then just chose when to leave.

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And it was like a matter of 30 seconds of my own choosing of whether or not this could

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have happened.

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I would imagine.

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Not to dismantle that, but that guy could have been just standing there holding his

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head for like 30 fucking minutes.

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Just like, Oh my God, Oh my God.

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Now you're right.

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That could have been the case.

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He probably still was.

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Well, except the only evidence is that this is a very busy road.

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And even though it was 11 o'clock at night, it's still highway 95 and it's still very

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busy like by the time I slowed down, there was already two or three other cars.

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What was it?

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What core?

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It was thunderstruck and highway 95.

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I know I played that.

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I played that once.

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It was just organically came on while I was driving.

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I stopped at the light and I was like, I'm going to turn it up.

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And I saw some high school kids walking by and I rolled up my windows because I was like,

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that's so fucking lame.

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And I turned it down.

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I was like, that's, that's the lamest thing you could do at thunderstruck fucking road.

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That guy's body got thunderstruck.

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Oh, it definitely did.

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He probably would have appreciated that joke.

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I mean, he's a guy who goes and lays out in the road.

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So I looked at on Facebook and they said that according to a woman who spent time with his

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girlfriend at the hospital, this guy was not homeless.

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So it was an article said he was homeless.

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That's what I saw.

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Yeah.

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No, the article I read just said is transient.

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Well, it said transient homeless.

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Yeah.

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Oh, I got accused of being a transient once.

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You look like a transient.

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We're not going by looks.

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I was, no, I was walking home and I was like, I'm going to go to the hospital.

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I was like, I'm going to go to the hospital.

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I was like, I'm going to go to the hospital.

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I was walking home from work and a cop just stopped me and said, I need all your information

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right now.

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And I'd give him my ID.

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He goes back to the car and he's like, all right, you're good.

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I'm like, what was that all about?

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He's like, oh, you just matched the description of a transient that stabbed somebody a few

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minutes ago.

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Oh shit.

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He's like, oh, jeez, thanks, dude.

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Well, that's all.

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Wait, wait.

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How did the ID help with that?

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Like it's like, oh, this guy matches the, the, I guess did they run your ID?

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They're like, oh, he's not a transient.

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He has a home address.

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I hope, I hope.

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We're good to go.

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I hope among other things, like, oh, this guy is employed.

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He lives in a house, most transits don't have, have driver's licenses.

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It's yeah.

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Yeah.

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Unless they live in their car.

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I guess.

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Well, it's got, I mean, I didn't, I, I know that bringing up a dead body isn't the best

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way for a comedy show to get started.

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I mean, it just, but it has been, I just, it's been sitting heavy with me because it's

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just like one of those what ifs that's just been sitting with me and having like seen

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the, because it's like, no matter what that guy who ran over that body is going to go,

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he's going to go to court.

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He's going to have to, he's going to have to go through so much shit over what probably

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wasn't his fault or might've been because let's say he was checking his phone at the

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time.

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That was the one time he checked a text message and didn't see a lump of, he didn't see something

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in the road.

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Right.

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Or maybe the guy jumped in front of the car.

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We never know.

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It happens a lot here.

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Unfortunately, I had someone jump in front of my car.

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I dodged it and the chick who did it, and I think it was supposed, I think she was trying

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suicide by car because I was, it was on a road that like no one was going slow on and

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she timed it almost perfectly where it was around a corner.

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So it was a blind, it was like a blind turn and she then ran right out and then, but it

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wasn't like as she was trying to cross the road.

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She ran and turned to face my car.

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And so then I, thankfully there wasn't anyone that lay next to me in the fast lane.

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I dipped out and I didn't hit her.

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And that saddened me.

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I was like, what the fuck?

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So like it happens.

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People just, that's the worst way to fucking kill you.

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Okay.

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Well, let's not get into this.

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Cause it might not work.

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Right.

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My dad had a close one like that.

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They, you remember that big biker fight in Laughlin?

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Oh yeah.

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That big, people died and shit.

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For the people.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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We had a big, there's a huge biker like gang.

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No one knows about it.

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Oh, okay.

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It was pretty big.

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It was pretty big.

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Nationwide.

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It's security camera footage of it everywhere.

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Like about my, my dad was there the night before.

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He was supposed to be there that night, but they ended up going the night before.

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So the night after they left, it just chaos.

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People died and shit.

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My dad was going to be in New York for some reason.

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Like for, I think he was visiting someone, but it was the week of 9-11 and he was, and

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he was going to be there on 9-11, but then he, he just wanted to come home early.

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Is your dad Seth Macarthur?

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No.

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That's exactly what I was asking.

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Was that about to bring that up to Seth?

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He left early too?

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No, he changed planes.

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He was supposed to be on one of those planes.

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I thought he slept in.

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I don't know.

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Something like he was supposed to be on that plane.

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Whatever, there's a reason though he didn't make his flight.

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He was supposed to be on one of those planes.

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I don't know if my dad would have been in any danger.

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I don't think he had any plans to be in that area, but I have no idea.

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It's just he came home and then, and then there was.

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I, one of the more interesting things to like, you know, it's like one of those, my buddy

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and I, when we went to, we went backpacking across Europe.

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My buddy Sean and I, when we were 19 or 20 and, whatever, 2009, whatever that was.

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So we, but when we get, we're on the plane, we land in Ireland and we're walking around

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in every fucking place we go to.

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Every restaurant, every bar, every club is just playing Michael Jackson, right?

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It's just like Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson.

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And we're there for about a week.

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I don't know what is going on.

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We're there for a week and we just leave Ireland going like, man, the Irish love Michael Jackson.

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Just a takeaway that we wrote in our like our little notes and moved on.

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Then we noticed in Scotland, they were playing a lot of Michael Jackson and then we found

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out that he had died while we were on the plane.

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And we just know what, but our flight was so long and we didn't have social media really

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on.

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So we were, cause we were trying to just, yeah, we literally, our phones didn't even

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have service really.

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We just went and explored the countries.

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And so it took us probably a little over a week and a half to find out that he had died.

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Up until that point though, we just thought, man, Michael Jackson's so popular even in

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2000 and a fucking night when he hasn't come out with like a song and who knows how long,

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but yeah.

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So where did you go?

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Where'd you get this?

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Give us a little backstory.

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So my mom was at this, she joined this book club.

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I don't know where it was.

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It was like, she said it was like a weed shopping center.

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It was a picture of strip mall, but everything's weed themed.

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It was like a weed restaurant.

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Where is this?

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Yeah.

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Somewhere in Surprise.

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Surprise.

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She just said, oh, I'm going to my book club.

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And I was like, okay, cool.

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That means I can listen to music loud now.

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And she comes back and she gives me that this comic book.

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She's like, yeah, I met the guy who does this comic book and I got it signed by him.

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So here you go.

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You're welcome.

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And I looked it up on Instagram and after reading the comic, I was like, oh cool.

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Stoner comics.

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And I was like, I was like, oh, this is probably like the one stoner comic that exists or something.

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But apparently there's all different kinds.

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And it's from this company, Cali Chronics Comics.

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Yeah.

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And it's called Indica Boy.

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It's like this, he's wearing all purple and yellow and green.

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He's got a big pot leaf on his chest.

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He's got like a mass with pot leaves all over it.

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You'll put a picture up on the gram of the cover or whatever they can.

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Yeah.

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The arts, the arts pretty cool in it.

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I like it.

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It's a comic book signed by Jeffrey Peterson.

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Yeah.

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I was looking through it.

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I read it and the, some of the, so this is this he's from Phoenix.

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This is Phoenix, Arizona.

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Yeah.

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Like this is where this takes place.

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And I love it.

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Phoenix, Arizona, Valley of the Sun, home of Indica Boy, super stoner, one of the most

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many powerful heroes fueled by cannabis.

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These unique individuals devote their lives to helping each other's in need.

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Get it?

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A friend in need is a friend with a weed here.

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I'm assuming.

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And then it's today's a Tuesday.

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So yeah, I'm a, yeah, they are working.

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I was looking, they got the desert in there.

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Yeah.

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So it's all very, so we're all out here in the desert.

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Here's some of his friends just so that like, you have an idea of like how desert oriented

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it is.

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There's cactus man and he looks like an angry cactus.

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I love it.

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It looks like a man wearing a cactus suit, which is great.

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Uh, Javelina, which is a thing out here.

397
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I'm assuming Javelina.

398
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Yeah.

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Javelina.

400
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Okay.

401
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So there's a road runner, firebird and Wren.

402
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Oh, I think that's one, I think that's one thing.

403
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Road runner, firebird and Wren, I think is a, is the name of a character.

404
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And then, uh, you have sun, then you have sunstroke.

405
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Uh, that's fucked up.

406
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I hope it's a sunstroke is that's fucked up.

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This is the killer of old women everywhere.

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Oh God.

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Just go to any Walmart on a typical July or August out here and at almost any point

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in time in the middle of an afternoon and you will find an old lady being tended to

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by paramedics.

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Uh, that was almost every day when I worked at the R bar is like this dive bar where it's

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like always a bunch of old people and paramedics have been there like so many times while I

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was working for some old guy.

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It's just, yeah, such a, be careful.

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The ER bar.

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It's Arizona.

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So a place like Arizona in the middle of the middle of the summer hydrate for one, just

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keep drinking water.

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What are you doing?

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Just always be drinking water.

422
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Every, every hit of weed, you have to drink a cup of water.

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Yeah.

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Well, not every hit that would be too much.

425
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Would that be too much water?

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No, no, your brain, your brain gets too wet and you die.

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I don't know if that's, I thought it was like you, is that it?

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Let's not for your brother.

429
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Sort of.

430
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That's kind of a simplified explanation.

431
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I'm going to go get a 20 pack of Great Value water and drink 20 of them and see what happens.

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Don't do that.

433
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Don't ever do that.

434
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Never.

435
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You thought I was about to go drink 20 of fucking water.

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There was a radio show where this lady was doing a drinking water, drinking water challenge

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and she died.

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Oh shit.

439
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And it was so she could win her son an Xbox 360.

440
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I'm almost willing to put this out.

441
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I'm almost willing to put this out in the world.

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I believe that I'm the only human being that can drink a gallon of milk straight without

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puking.

444
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Oh no, you cannot.

445
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I'm pretty confident in myself too.

446
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I think I could.

447
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Oh, I'm bringing gallons to the show then.

448
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No, I don't know if I want to do it at the live show.

449
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In front of a bunch of people.

450
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I might do it here on camera.

451
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Oh, do a show, yeah record it.

452
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And if you think you could do it too, we might just go, we just might go challenge.

453
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A couple weeks from now, a couple three weeks before the challenge.

454
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I'm not a, I'm the judge.

455
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What were those things you smoked on the way the gun episode, the leaf.

456
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Oh God, the leaf.

457
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Oh my God.

458
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Loser has to do three of those in a bell ringer.

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Are you willing to put yourself up to this?

460
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If I can sleep here, yes.

461
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Oh man, that's an extra.

462
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That's another punishment for me.

463
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So I lose.

464
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It's a lose lose for Andy.

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I'd almost, you know what I'll do is I'll, we'll get to the last few sips.

466
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I'll let you win and I'll finish it just to prove I can do it.

467
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Leave this much in the bottle.

468
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You can fuck off the whole like you normally would.

469
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I'll be super high smoking leafers.

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It's a win win.

471
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That's a win win is if I lose that contest.

472
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Anyway yeah, this is a, I mean yeah, this is an independent comic.

473
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It's great.

474
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It's got a bunch of weed puns.

475
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It's got all the stuff.

476
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The artwork's fun.

477
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She's got a Mjolnir.

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Mjolnir.

479
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Mjolnir.

480
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Mjolnir.

481
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No one notice could say that.

482
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Thor's hammer.

483
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Thor's hammer.

484
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Thor's hammer yeah.

485
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Meow meow.

486
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I see the girl calls it in Thor.

487
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The cute, whatever her name is.

488
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She's a super, super baddie.

489
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From Two Broke Girls.

490
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What's her name?

491
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Oh wait, Lady Sif?

492
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No?

493
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:51,520
No, not Lady Sif.

494
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Are we talking from Thor the movie?

495
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Lady Sif.

496
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Now if we're just gonna do a full 360 back to last week, Lady Sif was in Kyle XY.

497
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That show that I brought up with the guy.

498
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:14,960
It's just she plays another no belly button person that they send to go after him.

499
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But then they end up.

500
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Wait, wait, wait.

501
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Now who is they?

502
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:19,960
The company that makes these clones.

503
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:21,960
Okay, I haven't seen the show.

504
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:26,440
Look, again, if you're looking for some really early 2000s just.

505
00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:27,440
That's by weird.

506
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:30,440
Fox family appropriate.

507
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:34,320
Like, yeah, it's Kyle XY.

508
00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:36,320
That's where you go.

509
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:38,920
Anyway, he's got yeah, he's got a Thor's hammer type thing.

510
00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:42,080
It's just a huge nug on the end of a stick.

511
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:43,080
Like it's pretty great.

512
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:47,120
I think one of the villains towards somewhere towards the end.

513
00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:50,160
I think one of the villains is Cicada.

514
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:53,560
Oh yeah, no, it's it's yeah, it's right here.

515
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:58,160
I think that's funny because those Cicadas are those annoying.

516
00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:00,960
That would be the villain to a stoner.

517
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,800
Yeah, it's the infuriated.

518
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:06,920
This infuriated Cicada.

519
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:09,480
He tried to be a superhero, but society rejected him.

520
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:12,400
His appearance was frightening to the public at large.

521
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,440
They hated him.

522
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:18,480
Well, anyway, oh, here's so.

523
00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:26,000
Cali Chronics has a bunch of different weed comics and I'm looking at them.

524
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,480
They need to make their.

525
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:30,160
Wow, they need to work on their Cali Chronics.

526
00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:35,000
If you're listening to this, I hope you are the page that you put on in the in the first

527
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,520
on the inside of the comic book.

528
00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:38,520
It's too small a print.

529
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:42,920
I have great eyesight and I'm struggling here to read some of these.

530
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:44,160
How is like Mike?

531
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:45,960
This old son of a bitch over here.

532
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:46,960
He just sees a color.

533
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:54,480
A blur, like you need to put like a few pictures of the best covers and then underneath it

534
00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:58,400
have just a cool list of all the names of all the different comics, because that's what

535
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,480
people want to see, because now I'm struggling.

536
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:01,480
But here I am.

537
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:03,000
I'm going to read the ones I can get to.

538
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,880
Alice in Bud land.

539
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:05,880
That's funny.

540
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:08,720
I would love to have read that clearly.

541
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:09,960
Cali Chronics comics.

542
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:12,000
But again, I want to read these.

543
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,960
So you're I mean like you're doing something good.

544
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:18,040
Just do it just do it better for us.

545
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:20,440
The consumer make it more user friendly.

546
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:22,680
We have blunt one.

547
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:23,680
That looks cool.

548
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:24,680
I like his design.

549
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:26,400
He's like a three colored person.

550
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:28,840
We have power of attorney.

551
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:29,840
That's cool.

552
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:32,440
I hope he fights weed related cases.

553
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:35,680
Puff the parrot.

554
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:36,680
That's yep.

555
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:44,240
And is he saying hi, but it's H I G H.

556
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:46,840
But that's how he says hi.

557
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:48,040
But I mean, that's great.

558
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:51,780
That's some for whoever wrote puff the parrot.

559
00:23:51,780 --> 00:24:00,160
That cover alone, I think is as good of a pun as good to see visually as a visual pun

560
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:04,480
as the Roger Rabbit books.

561
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:11,240
When you if you ever read any of those, the like who plugged Roger Rabbit, that's a there's

562
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:15,320
some really good visual gags in there that you have to of course visualize.

563
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:16,680
But I think that's on par with there.

564
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:19,920
So whatever that means to you, good for you.

565
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:24,360
We have man something.

566
00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:25,360
He learned me.

567
00:24:25,360 --> 00:24:27,160
I'm looking over your shoulder.

568
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:31,440
I know the I'm thinking something healing Chronicles.

569
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:36,040
I don't think you have good eyes, but maybe with your glasses on your glasses because

570
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:37,040
they're just magnifiers.

571
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:38,040
They're just readers.

572
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:39,040
Oh wait.

573
00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:40,040
Yeah.

574
00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:41,040
Yeah.

575
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:42,040
Okay.

576
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:44,640
We have jam healing Chronicles.

577
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:48,360
We have higher education.

578
00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:49,360
That's funny.

579
00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:50,640
It's two professors.

580
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:51,640
We have Panda.

581
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,680
All right.

582
00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:55,720
Highway 420 and it's an alien.

583
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:57,720
Oh, that sounds cool.

584
00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:59,960
Highway 420 does that especially here.

585
00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:01,840
And there's it has an alien.

586
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:02,840
Oh my God.

587
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:05,980
These glasses are going to blind me.

588
00:25:05,980 --> 00:25:07,600
This is hurting my head.

589
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:13,560
Then we have heckler and it's a jester indica boy, which when we have a signed copy.

590
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:15,040
Also indica boy is a real guy.

591
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:18,120
Like he goes to events and he's like in full costume.

592
00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:19,120
Is it him though?

593
00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:21,960
The dude that wrote it that does it or did he hire a guy?

594
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:24,800
I think he got the Cali Chronicles to like make a comedy.

595
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:27,480
He could like put this all together for himself.

596
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:32,960
There's one called NP Armageddon and that is very clever.

597
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:33,960
And I don't know.

598
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:37,440
Like, I mean that, that deserves to be a way bigger picture.

599
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:39,520
That's on the bottom right hand corner of this whole thing.

600
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:40,520
All right.

601
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:43,080
Marketing wise, this is marketing stuff.

602
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:44,080
Oh my God.

603
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:45,080
This is hurting my head.

604
00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:46,080
There's one more.

605
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:47,080
I just, I can't read it.

606
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:48,360
I'm so sorry.

607
00:25:48,360 --> 00:25:49,480
Whoever that last one is.

608
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:50,520
And I'm going to be honest.

609
00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:54,240
It's the only black character on the front cover is the one I can't read.

610
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:59,880
So I feel like that if you're good, if you have a copy of indica boy in front of you

611
00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:03,320
and you look at the inside cover, you'd be like, why didn't you say the black guy's name?

612
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:04,320
God.

613
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:05,320
Here.

614
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:06,320
Do you need a light?

615
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:07,320
I want to read it now.

616
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:08,320
I know.

617
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:15,880
I just, I feel like this is, I didn't mean to, it just, it's so hard to read.

618
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:17,680
It's the hardest one.

619
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:20,920
It's, it's something of love.

620
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:23,960
Cancer cannabis of love.

621
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:29,160
Maybe can a boy of love can, because it looks like there's an R at the end.

622
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:30,160
All right.

623
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:31,160
This is going to kill me.

624
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:32,480
Let's, uh, here, hold on.

625
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:33,480
Let's do this.

626
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:34,480
Let's take a picture and zoom in.

627
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:35,480
Zoom in.

628
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:37,800
That's what we should have done in the first place.

629
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:44,040
But you can find all these comics on, uh, from Cali chronic comics with an X on Instagram.

630
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:47,360
As you say, or maybe they have a website where you can buy them.

631
00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:49,600
And then look at other works by Jeffrey Peterson.

632
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:51,200
Oh my God.

633
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:52,200
That doesn't help.

634
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:54,640
Carpenter of love, canister of love.

635
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:55,640
Canister of love.

636
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:56,640
I think it's canister of love.

637
00:26:56,640 --> 00:27:02,760
It's like those plastic canisters you have from the, or no, or canisters of Levi with

638
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:03,760
a heart.

639
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:04,760
No, that's gotta be real.

640
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:05,760
Let me see.

641
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:06,760
It's coming soon.

642
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:10,560
So we'll go, we'll revisit this in a future episode and be like, Hey, they released that

643
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:11,560
comic.

644
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:13,960
Oh, wait, no, I've got a different one.

645
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:15,320
It's gangster of love.

646
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:16,320
Gangster.

647
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:17,320
What?

648
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:18,320
Yeah, I got it.

649
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:19,320
I found a better one up here.

650
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:20,320
You just made it more racist.

651
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:22,320
You just made it more racist.

652
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:24,000
No, you just made it more racist.

653
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,200
How dare you on black history month do that?

654
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:30,640
Mike, all I did was read the title of a, of the comic.

655
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:35,480
You're the one that then implied that because what, it's a black character, the word gangster

656
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:36,480
makes it more racist.

657
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:39,280
The only word gangster in all of those characters is the black guy.

658
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:43,240
Well, there's also actually an Asian woman it looks like next to him.

659
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:45,200
So the gang is multiracial.

660
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:48,440
So you fucking made it racist.

661
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:50,440
Oh, this one is a hemp father.

662
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:53,040
Oh, I didn't see that one.

663
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:55,320
Oh, Ja Healing Chronicles.

664
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:56,320
Ja Healing Chronicles.

665
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:58,560
J-A-H Healing Chronicles.

666
00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:01,280
Okay, I think we got through this.

667
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,120
Was this riveting for everybody at home?

668
00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:05,640
Did you enjoy this?

669
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,880
Cause that, oh, there's more.

670
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:11,000
There was Dan the man and.

671
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:14,200
Oh, there's a little trading card in here of Indica boy.

672
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:16,200
Oh, wait, is that a sticker?

673
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:17,200
Oh, is that a sticker?

674
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:18,200
I hope it's a sticker.

675
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:19,200
It's a sticker.

676
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:20,200
You get an Indica boy sticker.

677
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:24,040
It has him and like tells you what all his, all his gear does.

678
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:26,640
We'll find, we're going to find a place of honor for that.

679
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:28,760
I'm putting it on my thermos.

680
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:29,760
Okay.

681
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:32,040
My Stanley, my poor people Stanley code.

682
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:34,040
You didn't bring us copies of the comic?

683
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:35,040
No, there's one.

684
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:36,040
It's signed.

685
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:37,040
It's mine.

686
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:42,360
Oh, well then I guess we're going to have to go on to what's the website again?

687
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:44,360
Cali Chronic Comics on Instagram.

688
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:46,360
They probably have a website too.

689
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:47,360
Why didn't we just go there?

690
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:50,360
Yeah, we probably could have read all this on the site.

691
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:51,360
Yeah, Cali what?

692
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:52,360
Cali Cry?

693
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:56,360
Cali Chronic Comics with an, comics that has an X at the end.

694
00:28:56,360 --> 00:29:01,360
Cali Chronic Comics.

695
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:05,760
Mainly for Indica boy because he's the one who hooked me up with a signed copy and a

696
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:06,760
dope sticker.

697
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:07,760
Yeah.

698
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:08,760
You should go there first as Indica boy.

699
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:10,760
And if they don't have a website, they should get one.

700
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:11,760
They get a website.

701
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:14,760
And blow up the pictures of those other comic books.

702
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:15,760
Yeah.

703
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:16,760
Anyway, great.

704
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:17,760
That was fun.

705
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:21,520
I got a question there that just a real quick question for you.

706
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:25,520
Actually for you, you could being from California, that's Arizona people.

707
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:30,000
There's all these, is it the same here when we go to the, when I go to the weed store

708
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:34,280
here, I'm one of the youngest people there.

709
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:36,280
What?

710
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:40,640
When I go to the weed store, you go to jars.

711
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:43,880
The average age of customers at jars has to be 60.

712
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:47,800
Well, we live in an area where the average age of people who live here are 60.

713
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:51,280
That's what I was asking is that here, but they all smoke weed here.

714
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:52,280
That's what's, is what I'm saying.

715
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:53,280
Everyone smokes.

716
00:29:53,280 --> 00:30:01,240
I'm telling you, if weed is legal, if weed is legal, wherever, whatever states weed is

717
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:03,360
legal, everyone smoke a weed.

718
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:06,040
I don't think, I think it's like everyone wants to smoke weed.

719
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:07,040
Not everyone, everyone.

720
00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:08,320
No, why don't you mean everyone?

721
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:11,680
But like once it becomes legal and there's no, and there's no reason why you can't just

722
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:13,480
go to the store and go buy some.

723
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:17,400
Like I think it opens up like, of course old people, they're the ones with the most pain.

724
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:20,760
They have the ones that have the most time to fucking kick it.

725
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:22,400
They have the most disposable income.

726
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:23,400
Some of them.

727
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:24,400
Sure.

728
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:25,400
So fucking yeah.

729
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:29,400
If I was in a good position in my late 60s, 70s or whatever, right?

730
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:30,960
I, well, look, look at me now.

731
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:32,920
I'm spent, I smoke all the time anyways.

732
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:33,920
Yeah.

733
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:34,920
This isn't going to stop.

734
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:35,920
This is just going to be.

735
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:36,920
Yeah.

736
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:37,920
So look at me.

737
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:38,920
That's what I was saying.

738
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:41,760
Cause I was, my attitude about it though, because I've been a weed smoker all my life,

739
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:46,920
but then my attitude is now when I'm, I think my 70th birthday, I'm going to do heroin for

740
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:47,920
the first time.

741
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:48,920
Okay.

742
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:49,920
That's a, all right.

743
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:50,920
Let's get into that.

744
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:53,080
It just seems to me.

745
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:57,680
I was about to get into the, what are we smoking section, but now we're going to get into the,

746
00:30:57,680 --> 00:31:01,360
what hard drugs do you plan to abuse when you're an old man?

747
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:02,360
I just want to.

748
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:03,360
The section.

749
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:04,360
Heroin.

750
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:05,360
You're going to try it once.

751
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:06,360
Try it once.

752
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:07,360
That's a terrible idea.

753
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:08,360
Why?

754
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:09,360
I'm not going to shoot it up.

755
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:10,360
I'll smoke it.

756
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:16,360
I actually have a joke, a little gag that I wanted to do on stage next week where I'm

757
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:20,760
like, I was going to be like, why did the heroin add across the road?

758
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:23,200
Cause I just feel like this.

759
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:24,200
Like a sock.

760
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:25,200
Hey man.

761
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:27,200
Have you ever heard of fried rice podcast?

762
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:28,200
Fried rice podcast.

763
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:29,200
Yeah, man.

764
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:33,640
There are podcasts that reviews movies and a new one comes out every Saturday on YouTube.

765
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:35,240
They're sponsored by bell ringers.

766
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:36,240
Bell ringers.

767
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:37,240
Yeah.

768
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:38,240
Bell ringers.

769
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:41,880
It's a adapter for your bong or hookah and it holds three joints, three blunts, three

770
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:43,720
bowls or three dabs.

771
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:44,720
Three tabs.

772
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:45,720
Yeah, man.

773
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:46,720
Three dabs.

774
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:52,560
Check us out every Saturday on YouTube at fried rice podcast sponsored by bell ringers.

775
00:31:52,560 --> 00:32:00,360
I know it just, Mike stops talking and then a bell ringer at place.

776
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:01,360
Yeah.

777
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:02,360
Maybe.

778
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:03,360
What's the?

779
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:04,360
What are we smoking?

780
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:05,360
Yeah.

781
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:06,360
What are we smoking?

782
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:07,360
Well, not much.

783
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:08,360
It looks like this week.

784
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:09,360
That's okay.

785
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:10,360
It's just you and I.

786
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:14,760
Not every week has to be an insane smorgasbord of weed.

787
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:19,040
I think here's the thing, guys.

788
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:23,320
We're filming this on the, or we're shooting, we're recording this on the ninth.

789
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:25,880
And the live show is next week.

790
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:26,880
It's next Friday.

791
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:31,160
So I think a lot of us right now, this is sort of like a preamble.

792
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:32,160
This is a-

793
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:33,160
We're planning.

794
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:34,440
We're getting ready for next week.

795
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:40,880
We hope it's going to be a huge, big extravaganza.

796
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:44,440
By the time this airs, it'll already be done.

797
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:49,320
So we won't be able to talk about what happened until, well, I mean, until you listen to the

798
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:51,360
episode.

799
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:55,360
You might hear an ad for it in the pre-roll of this video, or this podcast.

800
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:59,280
No, not this one because this one's going to air after it already comes out.

801
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:00,280
Oh, that's true.

802
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:01,280
Yeah.

803
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:03,280
So anyway, that's some stupid whatever.

804
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:04,280
I forgot how time works.

805
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:05,280
Yeah, exactly.

806
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:06,280
We don't understand time.

807
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:09,280
The one guy who doesn't smoke forgot how time works.

808
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:13,360
We're smoking a Baby Jeter right now.

809
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:14,360
What was in the-

810
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:15,360
Peaches.

811
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:16,360
What was the bottle?

812
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:17,360
Oh, that's-

813
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:18,360
How many come in a jar, those?

814
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:19,360
The same this in the jar?

815
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:20,360
Five.

816
00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:21,360
You get five Baby Jeters.

817
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:24,840
Because not going to lie, I went to your bathroom to take just the gnarliest diarrhea

818
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:27,000
shit and I get up to wipe my ass.

819
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,000
Oh.

820
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:33,760
And I turn around and next to your giant Mandalorian statue, there is just dozens of Baby Jeter

821
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:34,760
jars.

822
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:35,760
Yeah.

823
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:37,720
Five in a jar.

824
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:40,080
First off, I have a bidet.

825
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:41,080
Why would you wipe your ass?

826
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:42,080
I'm not using that bidet.

827
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:43,080
Is it warm water?

828
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:44,080
Well, no.

829
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:45,080
No.

830
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:46,080
Then I'm not using it.

831
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:47,080
Oh.

832
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:48,080
You're going to be bougie about the bidet?

833
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:49,080
It's bougie bidet.

834
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:50,080
Wow.

835
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:51,080
Have you ever used one?

836
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:55,000
Yeah, once and I did not like it because it was cold water.

837
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,000
That you get used to.

838
00:33:56,000 --> 00:34:00,000
In fact, I'll tell you, when it gets hot enough outside, you learn to appreciate the cold

839
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:09,240
water days because those pipes get on 110 degree day here, you know how unbearable it

840
00:34:09,240 --> 00:34:11,080
becomes?

841
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:12,880
You prefer cold.

842
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:15,480
Every time over too hot to handle.

843
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:20,040
Andy, my butthole does not need to get used to anything besides shitting.

844
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:21,040
Okay?

845
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:22,040
That's it.

846
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:23,040
Shitting and getting wiped.

847
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:24,040
That's it.

848
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:26,040
I don't need my butthole getting used to anything.

849
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:27,040
That's a gateway.

850
00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:32,240
Listen, you'll always be my friend, but you disgust me that you don't use a bidet.

851
00:34:32,240 --> 00:34:35,600
Anyone who doesn't, I just imagine is walking around.

852
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:39,520
I just imagine every person is walking around with a little bit of shit in their ass and

853
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:41,900
I'm just like, oh God, this is gross.

854
00:34:41,900 --> 00:34:44,760
We live in a world where there's just a little bit of shit in everyone's ass.

855
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:45,760
So I was going to share this.

856
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:46,760
I'm going to sit on every chair in your house.

857
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:49,760
Every other side of me is sitting somewhere different.

858
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:53,760
I was going to share this.

859
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:56,680
By the time this already airs, I've already done this on stage.

860
00:34:56,680 --> 00:35:00,080
So I can share this in the pod.

861
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:04,040
But a friend of mine recently told me, because we were talking like we were going nostalgic,

862
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:08,600
and she tells me that she's like, well, I used to wear a full blown Britney Spears fedora

863
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:09,600
when I was in fifth grade.

864
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:13,880
I unironically wore it every single day and I was like, wow, that's bad.

865
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:17,880
Then it became like a topping each other off kind of thing.

866
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:22,480
She's like, with that I would wear suspenders because I thought that it was really cool

867
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:24,520
and I was like, oh, okay, cool, cool, cool.

868
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:30,480
Then she's like, but then every day at recess I would laugh so hard during tag that I would

869
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:34,920
piss my pants and I would do nothing about it and I would sit for the rest of the day

870
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:38,040
in my own urine.

871
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:40,320
At that point I couldn't win.

872
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:42,200
I couldn't win the battle.

873
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:46,160
If you did, you would never admit to winning the battle.

874
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:50,280
So I had to stop there and think about that answer for a minute.

875
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:57,040
I laughed my ass off because I was like, this is one of the most just brazen admittance

876
00:35:57,040 --> 00:36:01,720
of just like who would just not do that?

877
00:36:01,720 --> 00:36:07,240
First off, if you knew you were going to pee your pants laughing so hard, then have an

878
00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:09,720
exit strategy towards a bathroom.

879
00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:10,720
At the very least.

880
00:36:10,720 --> 00:36:11,720
Can't do it?

881
00:36:11,720 --> 00:36:12,720
Fine.

882
00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:14,000
Here's the second thing.

883
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:21,800
If tag makes you laugh so hard that you piss yourself every day, stop playing tag.

884
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:27,120
Maybe find something that doesn't make you laugh as hard.

885
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:29,560
Even if that, so then you're like, no, tag is life, right?

886
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:30,800
I can't not do that.

887
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:31,800
I'm like, fine.

888
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:32,800
Go pee before you go outside.

889
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:33,800
But you're going to piss yourself.

890
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:38,680
You can pee before going to recess.

891
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:40,680
That's a great idea, Mike.

892
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:47,440
You can pee before tag or wear a diaper maybe.

893
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:51,000
Or if you're going to pee your pants, have backup underwear.

894
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,600
I don't know.

895
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:54,200
But so many things about that.

896
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:55,840
It wasn't only once.

897
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:56,840
So yeah.

898
00:36:56,840 --> 00:37:00,640
No, she said every day for fifth grade.

899
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:03,240
And I'm like, nobody said anything.

900
00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:08,800
Their friends never once said, hey, you have a wet pants and you smell like that.

901
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:11,360
It's every day after recess.

902
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:12,360
What's going on?

903
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:15,840
The fedora and the suspenders probably like kept them.

904
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:17,560
They're like, okay, that's three things.

905
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:19,560
I'm not approaching this person.

906
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:24,440
If they didn't have those two things, we can help this poor girl out.

907
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:28,000
But she's fucking weird with the fedora and the suspenders.

908
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,920
So they started thinking.

909
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:34,320
Now I could maybe, I don't know if I could top that.

910
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:35,320
I don't know if I could top that.

911
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:36,320
Don't tell us if you can.

912
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:37,320
Do not tell us if you can.

913
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:40,960
I had to walk a mile after shitting my pants.

914
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:41,960
Let's go there.

915
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:43,480
I was on that carnivore diet.

916
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:45,720
And when you do that, it gives you like hella diarrhea.

917
00:37:45,720 --> 00:37:48,040
Like in the start.

918
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:54,160
And then I'm at this bar after a show that we did with Mojave Comedy.

919
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:55,400
And my friend's there.

920
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:57,560
We're drinking.

921
00:37:57,560 --> 00:37:59,920
She wants to go on a walk.

922
00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:00,920
And so I walk with her.

923
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:03,440
We're walking down the channel in Havasu.

924
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:05,640
And something's brewing.

925
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:11,880
And eventually I'm like fighting this battle while talking to her pretending to care.

926
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:16,040
And she's telling me all these things that her boyfriend that she broke up with was doing

927
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:19,560
that he was like gay, cheating on her with dudes and all this shit.

928
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:21,880
And I'm like having to poop.

929
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:24,160
And that's an interesting story to walk away from.

930
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:27,480
Eventually, I lose the battle.

931
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:32,480
And usually there's like a porta potty on the channel I could go use.

932
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:34,040
But it wasn't there tonight.

933
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:36,200
They just knew I was walking there and had the shit.

934
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:38,200
So they took it out of there.

935
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:41,400
And then she almost asked to go on another lap.

936
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:45,040
But then I just eventually I walked her to her car and she drove off.

937
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:49,120
She was none the wiser until I told that joke on stage.

938
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:50,120
Was she there?

939
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:54,600
It was at Jeremy's Duke Joint where she worked at the time.

940
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:58,400
Then she rethinks that whole night she's like oh he didn't dislike me.

941
00:38:58,400 --> 00:38:59,800
He just had to shit his pants.

942
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:01,480
Yeah, he had shit in his butt.

943
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:02,960
And he probably didn't really like it.

944
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:05,200
Just churning it, just churning it in my pants.

945
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:08,240
This is why I keep paper towels in my car at all times because that's happened to me

946
00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:09,240
driving.

947
00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:15,080
You're in the car and you just have an urge and you can't go anywhere.

948
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:17,880
We literally pull on the side of the road.

949
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:22,760
The first time it happened to me 10 years ago, nothing with me.

950
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:25,440
I would have helped me in my car.

951
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:29,320
It would have helped me if it was in my back pocket or better in my underwear.

952
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:31,640
But I'm saying that's the thing.

953
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:34,360
You can't wipe your ass after.

954
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:40,000
We need to invent a portable potty.

955
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,000
Super portable potty.

956
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,240
That has a built in bedette.

957
00:39:43,240 --> 00:39:45,400
So think about this for just a moment.

958
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:46,800
Just a water bottle, a squeeze water bottle.

959
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:47,800
You mean a colostomy bag?

960
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:48,800
Yeah, a bag.

961
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:49,800
Sort of.

962
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:50,800
In a way.

963
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:53,800
I know this is gross and I hate to go here.

964
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:55,480
I don't really want to do these gross things.

965
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,840
I guess it's going to be gross for a minute here.

966
00:39:57,840 --> 00:39:59,840
Wait, is this from you or the AI?

967
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:00,840
No, this is me.

968
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:01,840
You said it made of stupid inventions.

969
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:02,840
Well, no, I have that.

970
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:03,840
I've been asking.

971
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:04,840
Stupid inventions after shit like this?

972
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:05,840
What was the pea thing?

973
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:06,840
Oh, yeah.

974
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:07,840
Well, okay.

975
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:08,840
This could fall in line with the tube thing.

976
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:09,840
Yeah, what did I call that?

977
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:10,840
We called it the Her Peas collection.

978
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:11,840
Yeah, the Her Peas collection.

979
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:12,840
This would be the He Poos collection.

980
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:13,840
Oh, this would be the He Poos collection.

981
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:14,840
Yeah, yeah.

982
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:21,840
What story gave you those original inventions?

983
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:34,720
I don't know, but I know that this invention, what I'm thinking is, it's something that

984
00:40:34,720 --> 00:40:37,760
you open up like a basket.

985
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:41,020
You suck it around your ass, right?

986
00:40:41,020 --> 00:40:42,800
You go full steam.

987
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:47,080
You just shit in this bag, and then there has to be... Wait, no.

988
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:48,080
Shit in a bag.

989
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:49,080
Hold on.

990
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:50,080
No, no, no, no.

991
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:51,080
Shitinabag.com.

992
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:53,080
I see myself walking with that girl and just...

993
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:54,080
Shitinabag.com.

994
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:59,080
It would be shit in a bag, and you're walking with this girl.

995
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:01,080
You're like, excuse me, excuse me one second.

996
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:02,080
One moment.

997
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:05,080
It's really sad about your boyfriend and the dildos and everything.

998
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:06,080
Hold on one second.

999
00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:07,080
Yeah.

1000
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:08,080
Just shit in a bag.

1001
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:09,080
And then you turn to me.

1002
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:10,080
I'm buying it right now.

1003
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:11,080
It's shitinabag.com.

1004
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:12,080
I'm going to find out.

1005
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:13,080
I'm buying that fucking right now.

1006
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:14,080
Okay.

1007
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:15,080
I didn't think this through.

1008
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:19,280
I just finished a whole baby jr. pretty much by myself because Mike's being a little bitch

1009
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:20,280
today.

1010
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:21,280
Okay, so no.

1011
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:22,280
Hold on.

1012
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:25,920
Shit wherever you're going to shit.

1013
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:28,600
But a portable bidet, I think we have something going on.

1014
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:33,100
So Sand Concept, it goes around your ass, but then yeah, it just shoots water, but it's

1015
00:41:33,100 --> 00:41:36,280
also a self-contained little system, right?

1016
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:38,080
So it's pouring on... I don't know.

1017
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:40,080
You pour water from the sink.

1018
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:42,200
There's going to be a tube.

1019
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:43,200
No.

1020
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:47,440
If I walk into a public restroom and see a guy filling up a bidet in the sink, they're

1021
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:48,440
going to be so...

1022
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:49,440
You know what?

1023
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:50,440
This doesn't work for my invention.

1024
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:54,440
My other ones though, actually did, are kind of good.

1025
00:41:54,440 --> 00:42:02,240
Like the herinol is pretty good, which is just basically it's a suction cup on a wall

1026
00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:03,240
attached to a tube.

1027
00:42:03,240 --> 00:42:04,240
It's pasted by the way.

1028
00:42:04,240 --> 00:42:05,240
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1029
00:42:05,240 --> 00:42:06,240
So don't steal that from me.

1030
00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:07,240
It's for women.

1031
00:42:07,240 --> 00:42:09,920
If they want to have a quick little pee and they're wearing a skirt or something.

1032
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:12,880
God, this got uncomfortable.

1033
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:21,400
Let me tell you, because I've been real nostalgic lately, I thought about... there's this... okay,

1034
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:27,880
when I was younger, there's this two mile road that was behind a private school and

1035
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:28,880
it was really, really steep.

1036
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:29,880
What are you looking at?

1037
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:30,880
ShibdaBag.com.

1038
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:31,880
You can do that later.

1039
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:36,520
I'm going to buy it live here.

1040
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:37,520
Okay.

1041
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:38,520
Mike's buying a website live.

1042
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:46,280
He's buying shitinabag.com where we will have bags you can buy to shit in.

1043
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:51,240
Hey, you better not use our fried rice bag technology.

1044
00:42:51,240 --> 00:42:52,240
Jesus.

1045
00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:56,360
But yeah, there's this two mile road.

1046
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:57,360
So we all take our...

1047
00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:58,360
Well, somebody already bought it.

1048
00:42:58,360 --> 00:42:59,360
Okay.

1049
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:00,360
I'm glad.

1050
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:01,360
Let's see.

1051
00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:02,360
What do they have?

1052
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:03,360
What's on that side?

1053
00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:04,360
They haven't built it yet.

1054
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:05,360
Oh.

1055
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:06,360
Oh.

1056
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:07,360
That's just... yeah, someone else is like, yeah, that's a fun... that's a fun... that's

1057
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:08,360
a fun idea.

1058
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:09,360
Okay.

1059
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:10,360
I'll give you the next Twitter.

1060
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:11,360
Yeah.

1061
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:12,360
Twitter is shit in the bag.

1062
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:13,360
So am I.

1063
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:18,360
That's why I had to say no to the end of that yeeter.

1064
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:19,360
Sure.

1065
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:22,160
But what we're smoking, which is where this all started...

1066
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:23,160
Well, yeah, but I was... okay.

1067
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:24,160
You never got to me.

1068
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:28,160
Yeah, yeah, but I was going to finish this little... this cute little story about my

1069
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:29,160
nostalgia.

1070
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:30,160
I'm in the mood.

1071
00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:31,160
Don't ruin my vibe.

1072
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:32,160
I'm going to be paranoid for a second.

1073
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:33,160
Keep going.

1074
00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:34,160
No, no, no.

1075
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:35,160
It's just my name.

1076
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:36,160
Don't worry about it.

1077
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:37,160
Okay.

1078
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:38,160
I'm just hanging outside.

1079
00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:39,160
So do I.

1080
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:40,160
That's okay.

1081
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:41,160
That's not going to be my car.

1082
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:42,160
No, that's fine.

1083
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:43,160
He's banging his head on the wall over here.

1084
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:44,160
No, no, no.

1085
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:45,160
He can hear you, probably.

1086
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:46,160
Okay.

1087
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:47,160
No, he's probably just tinkering with his car.

1088
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:48,160
What's he going to do?

1089
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:49,160
Punch me?

1090
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:50,160
I don't know.

1091
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:51,160
He's my neighbor.

1092
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:52,160
I'm trying not to start a war here.

1093
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:55,160
Is he going to not bring your trash... he's going to actually put them out when it's not

1094
00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:56,160
trash day?

1095
00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:57,160
Okay, guys.

1096
00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:58,160
Hey, guys.

1097
00:43:58,160 --> 00:43:59,160
Hey, you get to both leave in an hour or so.

1098
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:01,160
I live here, so maybe just fucking...

1099
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:02,160
Actually, I talked to him outside.

1100
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:04,160
He seems like a really nice guy.

1101
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:05,160
Okay.

1102
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:07,160
Fuck.

1103
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:09,160
Oh, God.

1104
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:12,160
Okay, so I hate everything about this.

1105
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:18,160
Okay, so... I'm losing my... I'm not even... Fine, yeah, what are we smoking?

1106
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:19,160
We're smoking Stardust.

1107
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:20,160
It's an Indica grade.

1108
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:21,160
It's 35%.

1109
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:22,160
Perfect.

1110
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:23,160
Let's talk about the movie.

1111
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:24,160
Space Truckers.

1112
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:25,160
45 minutes in.

1113
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:26,160
Yeah, fuck it.

1114
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:27,160
Now I've lost my shit.

1115
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:28,160
Yeah, let's talk about Space Truckers.

1116
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:29,160
Woo.

1117
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:30,160
When did this come out?

1118
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:31,160
Who gives a shit?

1119
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:32,160
When were you watching?

1120
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:33,160
I wish I was high like I am now.

1121
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:36,160
Oh, 1996.

1122
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:37,160
1996.

1123
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:42,160
Which is when I would have enjoyed it is when it came out because I was two years old.

1124
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:44,160
1996, Space Truckers.

1125
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:48,160
Well, you were... Yeah, you're a young boy.

1126
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:57,160
Okay, so this was literally everything I thought it was going to be, but more.

1127
00:44:57,160 --> 00:45:00,160
Well, didn't we say the AI did the picture that you used?

1128
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:02,160
You're going to... It'll be on this episode's background.

1129
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:03,160
Oh, yeah, I did say that.

1130
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:07,160
So if you look at the background episode on this, that was a first take before I'd even

1131
00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:08,160
watched this movie.

1132
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:16,160
I just typed in a trucker in space with the typical with our logo in there, and it gave

1133
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:20,160
me exactly what this movie fucking is.

1134
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:23,160
So the background is exactly...

1135
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:26,160
This movie is trucking in space.

1136
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:36,160
This is convoy in space mixed with I guess pirates and... You know what?

1137
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:37,160
It's pirates.

1138
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:38,160
Robots.

1139
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:39,160
Robots, assassins.

1140
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:42,160
There's a little bit of everything for everyone to enjoy.

1141
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:45,160
So what did you call them?

1142
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:46,160
Lot lizards?

1143
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:47,160
Lot lizards, yeah.

1144
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:48,160
Yeah.

1145
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:49,160
Lot lizards.

1146
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:51,160
Which are prostitutes specifically for truckers.

1147
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:53,160
They hang out at truck stops.

1148
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:54,160
I don't know specifically.

1149
00:45:54,160 --> 00:46:01,160
I think if you're a regular Joe Schmoe, if you had the right car or place to get a lot

1150
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:04,160
lizard, keep it as an option.

1151
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:08,160
I think in the prostitution world, you go to a fancy restaurant to go pick up a regular

1152
00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:11,160
hooker, and then you go to lot lizards, that's like McDonald's.

1153
00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:12,160
Got it.

1154
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:15,160
Which hey, McDonald's is delicious sometimes when you're hungry.

1155
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:17,160
That wasn't even a metaphor.

1156
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:18,160
I think that's just I'm a little hungry.

1157
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:19,160
I didn't eat before this.

1158
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:21,160
So we were talking about McDonald's.

1159
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:24,160
Okay, so let's start this thing out.

1160
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:28,160
First off, this movie is ridiculous.

1161
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:31,160
There's no way around it.

1162
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:33,160
This is a silly movie.

1163
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:42,160
It's just but that being said, I kind of low key loved it.

1164
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:45,160
And because it's okay.

1165
00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:47,160
So it stars Dennis Hopper.

1166
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:48,160
It's got Dennis Hopper.

1167
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:49,160
It's got Stephen Dorff.

1168
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:53,160
And it's got who's the other chick?

1169
00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:54,160
Dennis fucking Hopper.

1170
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:56,160
That was Dennis Hopper.

1171
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:58,160
Debbie was, you talking about Cindy?

1172
00:46:58,160 --> 00:46:59,160
Debbie Mazer.

1173
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:00,160
Yeah, Debbie Mazer.

1174
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:01,160
Debbie Mazer.

1175
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:02,160
Oh, the girl?

1176
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:03,160
Yeah, those are the three of them.

1177
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:04,160
Vicky Valencourt you mean?

1178
00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:06,160
Was that Vicky Valencourt?

1179
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:08,160
No, that wasn't Vicky Valencourt.

1180
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:09,160
That's Vicky Valencourt.

1181
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:10,160
No, you're actually mixing them up.

1182
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:11,160
It's not.

1183
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:12,160
Is there a twin sister?

1184
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:13,160
No, no, no, no, but they-

1185
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:14,160
Vicky Valencourt?

1186
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:16,160
No, you're thinking of-

1187
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:17,160
Waterboy.

1188
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:19,160
It has to be her.

1189
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:20,160
No, no, no.

1190
00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:21,160
No, I, but I see the-

1191
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:22,160
Or, okay, then who's the-

1192
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:24,160
You're thinking of Farooza Balk.

1193
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:25,160
Who's the girl in-

1194
00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:28,160
Farooza Balk and-

1195
00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:29,160
American History Act.

1196
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:30,160
She's the girl that he's banging with.

1197
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:31,160
Debbie Mazer.

1198
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:32,160
Debbie Mazer.

1199
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:33,160
Mazer, Mazer.

1200
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:34,160
She's from Twin Peaks.

1201
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:36,160
I do not know how you pronounce it.

1202
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:37,160
Right?

1203
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:39,160
She's in Twin Peaks, right?

1204
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:42,160
Or am I mixing up?

1205
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:43,160
No, God.

1206
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:46,160
Okay, so here, look, she's not in Twin Peaks,

1207
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:48,160
but she looks just like-

1208
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:50,160
So there's three of them.

1209
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:51,160
Sherrilyn Fenn.

1210
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:52,160
Yeah, there's three of them.

1211
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:53,160
Yeah, so-

1212
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:54,160
There's three of them.

1213
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:57,160
So you get Sherrilyn Fenn, you get Debbie Mazer,

1214
00:47:57,160 --> 00:48:00,160
and you get Farooza Balk all walking-

1215
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:01,160
All in one.

1216
00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:02,160
All walking to a bar, and they order-

1217
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:03,160
They're threesome.

1218
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:06,160
I want to add those three put together

1219
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:07,160
and see if it's the perfect woman.

1220
00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:08,160
It's like just-

1221
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:10,160
Yeah, hey, listen, for all three of you women,

1222
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:15,160
very hot, just like three bags from across different times,

1223
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:16,160
you know, whatever.

1224
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:18,160
But yeah, no, they are different women.

1225
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:21,160
But yeah, so it's got her-

1226
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:26,160
Sorry, it's got Debbie Mazer from, I guess,

1227
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:28,160
this is one of her most well-known movies,

1228
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:30,160
but this isn't what I know her from.

1229
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:32,160
She's a friend of Madonna's?

1230
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:33,160
I don't know.

1231
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:34,160
That's not how I know her.

1232
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:35,160
No, she must be a-

1233
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:38,160
Look, how many Madonna videos has she been in?

1234
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:39,160
At least one.

1235
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:40,160
Entourage?

1236
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:42,160
Oh, yes, that's where I know her from.

1237
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:43,160
Yeah, the publicist.

1238
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:44,160
Yep, she's the publicist.

1239
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:46,160
Anytime I can mention entourage,

1240
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:48,160
which seems like every week,

1241
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:50,160
that and Kyle X Y, if you haven't started watching those.

1242
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:54,160
I like that accent she has, but I also don't like it.

1243
00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:57,160
Like, it's kind of hot, but it's also like a dude is talking to you,

1244
00:48:57,160 --> 00:48:59,160
like, oh yeah, hotter.

1245
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:00,160
I'll tell you this.

1246
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:03,160
Let's kind of start with the fry voice, that whole fry.

1247
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:07,160
This is going to be, spoiler, a little bit for the end,

1248
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:09,160
if you haven't already watched Space Tuckers, which you should have.

1249
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:11,160
I think you should typically,

1250
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:13,160
this is a PSA just for general fried rice listings,

1251
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:18,160
if this is your first fried rice or your 10th or your 35th,

1252
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:21,160
you know, watch the movie before we get into it,

1253
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:23,160
because we don't necessarily review it.

1254
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:26,160
I feel like we should even stop using that word.

1255
00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:29,160
I feel like we get high, we just talk about a movie.

1256
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:30,160
I don't know if that's even-

1257
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:33,160
It's kind of is a review, because we've seen it and everything.

1258
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:35,160
We put it all together.

1259
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:38,160
All right, yeah, but we're not like authorities on anything.

1260
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:39,160
No, we're not.

1261
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:40,160
We're not doing actual-

1262
00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:43,160
This particular dynamic of Friends and Stoners,

1263
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:46,160
we watched this movie and we all talked about it.

1264
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:47,160
It's what we liked about it.

1265
00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:50,160
It's a review, but we're not fucking Movie Gallery

1266
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:53,160
or fucking Cinemassacre or anything like that.

1267
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:55,160
We're not Roger Ebert or you know-

1268
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:57,160
We tell you if you want to watch this high or not.

1269
00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:58,160
Right.

1270
00:49:58,160 --> 00:49:59,160
Exactly.

1271
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:00,160
And you know what?

1272
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:02,160
This is definitely worth watching high.

1273
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:05,160
But okay, but she's well known for, in Entourage,

1274
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:09,160
she plays one of the agents or publicist chicks.

1275
00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:10,160
She's great in that.

1276
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:11,160
She's in Goodfellas.

1277
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:13,160
I remember her from that.

1278
00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:16,160
I think she's a prostitute in Money for Nothing,

1279
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:18,160
if I remember that correctly.

1280
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:21,160
And she's that big girlfriend thing.

1281
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:27,160
And of course, Meet Wally Sparks, that Rodney Dangerfield movie.

1282
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:28,160
Was she in Loveless?

1283
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:29,160
Was she in Loveless?

1284
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:30,160
L.A. Law?

1285
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:31,160
No, she wasn't in Loveless.

1286
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:32,160
That was-

1287
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:33,160
Oh yeah, Amanda Seyfried.

1288
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:34,160
Amanda Seyfried, yeah.

1289
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:35,160
Oh yeah.

1290
00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:36,160
Okay, this is just a pervy episode.

1291
00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:37,160
I don't want to- come on.

1292
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:38,160
Let's not just talk about-

1293
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:39,160
She's hot.

1294
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:40,160
She's hot.

1295
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:41,160
All right, let's move on.

1296
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:42,160
Okay, so-

1297
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:43,160
Your point about her was-

1298
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:44,160
The- no, nothing.

1299
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:45,160
She's in the movie.

1300
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:46,160
That was the whole point.

1301
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:48,160
We just got carried away.

1302
00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:53,160
So this movie is literally, when it says Space Truckers, it is exactly that.

1303
00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:55,160
It is a big rig.

1304
00:50:55,160 --> 00:51:01,160
It's a big rig like your standard fucking- what's a company that makes big rigs?

1305
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:02,160
Peterbilt.

1306
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:03,160
Peterbilt, yeah.

1307
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:04,160
Peterbilt.

1308
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:05,160
Here we go.

1309
00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:08,160
Peterbilt 389.

1310
00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:09,160
Yeah, there we go.

1311
00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:10,160
Peterbilt 389.

1312
00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:12,160
It's a Peterbilt 389.

1313
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:13,160
Oh, is it really?

1314
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:14,160
I didn't- well, you really looked-

1315
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:15,160
No, I didn't.

1316
00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:16,160
I'm just guessing.

1317
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:19,160
This is just- this is the iconic, is what I'm saying.

1318
00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:20,160
That's what you're saying it is.

1319
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:21,160
Okay.

1320
00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:22,160
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1321
00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:23,160
Looks like it, yeah.

1322
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:25,160
It's a Peterbilt 389 just flying through fucking space.

1323
00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:31,160
But what makes it kind of cool is because of how space works, which is one of the few

1324
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:37,600
things, the few times when I say how space works that it actually works correctly, sort

1325
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:38,600
of, in this movie.

1326
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:39,600
In a movie, right.

1327
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:40,600
Oh, God.

1328
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:41,600
You know what?

1329
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:46,520
This isn't even tough to say right now, but like it's a long, super long, almost freight

1330
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:50,640
train style tube that hangs off the back of it because it doesn't need wheels and there's

1331
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:51,880
no friction.

1332
00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:57,540
So it can go like a snake through space, which I kind of like the concept of.

1333
00:51:57,540 --> 00:52:02,560
That being said, I wrote this down later, just if we're going to go off of the space

1334
00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:06,540
mechanics in this space truckers movie.

1335
00:52:06,540 --> 00:52:12,600
If for a space movie, I've never seen a movie care less about the physics of space in my

1336
00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:14,040
fucking life.

1337
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:22,000
You will never know if they're in zero gravity or not until somebody gets punched and then

1338
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:23,220
fully wires.

1339
00:52:23,220 --> 00:52:25,120
You could see the wires a hundred percent.

1340
00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:26,120
Could you see the wires?

1341
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:27,120
Oh, somebody off the wires.

1342
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:28,120
So many times.

1343
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:33,280
And almost, almost every single time, almost every single time somebody flies through the

1344
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:39,080
air, you can see the fucking thick black wires pulling them through.

1345
00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:42,200
But you'll never know that they're in zero G. There's a moment where everyone's just

1346
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:46,640
kind of walking around, just hanging out, sitting down, enjoying their food, blah, blah,

1347
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:50,040
blah, punches a guy and the guy flies through fucking space or whatever.

1348
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:51,040
Oh, God.

1349
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:53,200
They don't get the airlocks right either.

1350
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:57,440
Like every door that closes and they go through an airlock, you can just see right through

1351
00:52:57,440 --> 00:53:00,600
the cracks of the door.

1352
00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:02,120
I would love to know the budget of this movie.

1353
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:03,120
I have no idea.

1354
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:04,120
Oh, we can't be.

1355
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:05,120
It's got to be.

1356
00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:06,120
They got Dennis Hopper, man.

1357
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:07,120
I know.

1358
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:08,120
They had to spend it on Cass.

1359
00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:09,120
That's what I'm saying, man.

1360
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:11,120
They got fucking Dennis Hopper.

1361
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:12,840
Dennis Hopper somehow.

1362
00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:16,640
Who was just fucking, he's supposed to be a great actor, right?

1363
00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:17,640
He's so good at this.

1364
00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:18,640
Not in this.

1365
00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:19,640
No, are you kidding?

1366
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:21,640
Dude, he sounds like he's just, he's out of table read doing it.

1367
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:22,640
But that's because it's on purpose.

1368
00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:23,640
This movie's made like that.

1369
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:24,640
It's not a 25 million.

1370
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:25,640
They made, yeah, they made one point.

1371
00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:26,640
They made one point six.

1372
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:27,640
The director was making as an homage to B movie.

1373
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:28,640
So it's, it's what it is.

1374
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:29,640
It's supposed to be.

1375
00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:30,640
Nope.

1376
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:31,640
Nope.

1377
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:32,640
I'm not buying it.

1378
00:53:32,640 --> 00:53:33,640
I know.

1379
00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:34,640
I never ever buy it when a director makes a shitty movie.

1380
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:50,640
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, because Dennis Hopper would not sign up to do a B movie.

1381
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:51,640
He would not do that.

1382
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:56,800
Dennis Hopper would not be like, Oh, you're doing an homage to B horror movies.

1383
00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:58,840
Let me sign up to do a shitty movie.

1384
00:53:58,840 --> 00:54:00,360
That's going to make no money whatsoever.

1385
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:06,560
Just as somebody who was actually there in 19, when this movie was made, I was alive,

1386
00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:07,560
but go ahead.

1387
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:08,560
Okay.

1388
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:10,920
Who was an adult when this movie was made.

1389
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:16,520
It's Dennis Hopper was not that famous at the time.

1390
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:18,280
He's gotten more famous over time.

1391
00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:21,560
That he was famous, but he was looking at his own movie.

1392
00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:22,560
I'm going to look him up.

1393
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:23,560
The movie's from that time.

1394
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:24,560
I'm going to look him up.

1395
00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:25,560
Look at the stuff.

1396
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:26,560
I'm going to look at Dennis Hopper.

1397
00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:27,560
Why is he not popping up?

1398
00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:28,560
He's down there.

1399
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:29,560
Go down.

1400
00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:30,560
Oh yeah.

1401
00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:31,560
He doesn't want to be associated with this shit.

1402
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:32,560
No, up, see?

1403
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:33,560
On the right hand side.

1404
00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:34,560
He wants to be buried.

1405
00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:35,560
That's what his part was.

1406
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:36,560
No, he's the main guy.

1407
00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:39,560
He can't be underneath building commander, Olin Flawali, who's you've never been in.

1408
00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:45,560
You think he gets the choice of where he's listed in the cast back then?

1409
00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:46,560
Yes.

1410
00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:48,160
So he knew what he was making.

1411
00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:49,720
He was a featured guy.

1412
00:54:49,720 --> 00:54:53,040
He was Dennis Hopper in this fucking movie.

1413
00:54:53,040 --> 00:55:01,120
I think anytime a director makes a piece of shit movie and then says, oh, this is an homage

1414
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:02,120
to B movies.

1415
00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:03,120
Let's go back to the time though when he was in there.

1416
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:04,120
You're there.

1417
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:05,120
You're in there.

1418
00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:06,120
All right.

1419
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:09,440
So he had done Super Mario Brothers, which was a bomb.

1420
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:10,440
I get that.

1421
00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:11,440
Yeah, he did Waterworld.

1422
00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:12,440
He did Waterworld, which is another bomb.

1423
00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:13,440
Which was a horrible bomb.

1424
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:14,440
He was a wonderful movie.

1425
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:17,960
But then he was in Basquiat, or however you say that.

1426
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:19,640
But that's an Oscar-winning movie, I think.

1427
00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:23,120
I want you to take all of those movies together and do the box office and you'll see what

1428
00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:24,520
I'm talking about.

1429
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:25,840
It's a box office problem.

1430
00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:26,840
Okay.

1431
00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:31,300
I'm not saying that he didn't sign up to do Space Truckers for whatever financial reasons

1432
00:55:31,300 --> 00:55:32,300
he had to do Space Truckers.

1433
00:55:32,300 --> 00:55:34,120
And The Last Days of Frank of the Fly.

1434
00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:39,520
But there's no, but you started us off saying, saying like, well, it was an homage to B movies.

1435
00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:40,520
Like that's an excuse.

1436
00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:43,440
No, this, there's no excuse.

1437
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:47,560
What a director makes, when you get $25 million, you can do.

1438
00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:50,840
Not enough money to do what you're.

1439
00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:52,720
1996, $25 million.

1440
00:55:52,720 --> 00:55:54,360
You could do a lot.

1441
00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:58,800
Kevin, we found out that indie movies can do so much with.

1442
00:55:58,800 --> 00:55:59,800
Just click on Waterworld's budget.

1443
00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:00,800
Go to Waterworld.

1444
00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:01,800
It was on the same page.

1445
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:02,800
Oh, you're not there anymore.

1446
00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:03,800
I see you just click on Waterworld.

1447
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:04,800
Tell me it's budget.

1448
00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:06,800
And I loved this movie.

1449
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:07,800
Yeah, I understand.

1450
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:12,560
But I'm not going to let the director get away with saying that it was an homage to

1451
00:56:12,560 --> 00:56:13,560
Dick.

1452
00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:17,160
Like, this was, this was a fucking, you could have done better.

1453
00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:20,600
There's so many, you could have gotten the wires out of those frame shots.

1454
00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:23,000
You could have done better choreography for the fights.

1455
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:25,000
You could have done better space physics.

1456
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:27,960
You could have paid a bit more attention to fucking science class.

1457
00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:33,560
You could have done, no, no, no, none of that is a director going, a director going, oh,

1458
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:35,220
it was an homage to B movies.

1459
00:56:35,220 --> 00:56:36,800
That's why I decided to make it bad.

1460
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:37,800
You can see the wires.

1461
00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:38,800
It's all inside Joe.

1462
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:39,800
Such a cop out.

1463
00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:40,800
Dennis actor, Dennis Hopper, bad acting in this movie.

1464
00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:41,800
And I don't want to hear, oh, he did that on purpose.

1465
00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:42,800
Or, oh, it's, you know, it's the thing in the fucking movie.

1466
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:43,800
He did right thing.

1467
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:44,800
Here's the thing.

1468
00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:48,040
Here's the thing.

1469
00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:52,320
I liked his acting in this, but now I agree with you.

1470
00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:53,640
It's over the top.

1471
00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:54,640
It's cheesy.

1472
00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:55,640
It's hammy.

1473
00:56:55,640 --> 00:57:01,520
And I think he was giving it his all and it's bad, but it works so well in this fucking

1474
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:07,320
bad movie that I genuinely loved watching that like every time I saw him, because here's

1475
00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:08,320
the thing.

1476
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:10,500
Here's the Dennis Hopper character fully.

1477
00:57:10,500 --> 00:57:14,640
And I absolutely love his character because he has no arc whatsoever.

1478
00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:17,600
He's a sorta good guy when it starts.

1479
00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:19,400
He's a sorta good guy when it ends.

1480
00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:20,400
And it's great.

1481
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:25,280
Like he, you meet him at first and he's like, oh, I love you, babe.

1482
00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:26,600
You're going to marry me if I take it earth.

1483
00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:27,600
He makes it.

1484
00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:29,220
He makes a contract with her, right?

1485
00:57:29,220 --> 00:57:30,720
Which is kind of a shitty thing to do.

1486
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:34,400
He sees that she's vibing with Stephen Dorff and he like gets up in there and he's like

1487
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:36,120
kind of a creepy old man vibes.

1488
00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:40,280
But then he totally saves, you know, saves the day sort of, you know, gets him out of

1489
00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:41,280
there.

1490
00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:45,720
And he is totally appeasing to everybody.

1491
00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:48,480
Every time he meets anybody, he's like, all right, yeah, it's fine.

1492
00:57:48,480 --> 00:57:49,480
It's cool.

1493
00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:50,480
We got this.

1494
00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:51,480
No worries.

1495
00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:52,480
Like we're not a threat.

1496
00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:53,480
I love him.

1497
00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:54,920
He's not an action hero.

1498
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:58,120
He's just a guy trying to just get through his day, trying to do his job.

1499
00:57:58,120 --> 00:58:01,920
He's the hero and Debbie Mazor plays the villain in this.

1500
00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:04,920
Oh, here we go.

1501
00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:07,280
Way of the fucking gun.

1502
00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:09,560
Here we go.

1503
00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:11,960
What do you mean, Debbie Mazor?

1504
00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:20,760
Again, I would say a victim in all of this was the villain.

1505
00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:22,000
Fucking oh.

1506
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:26,240
So the start, just the start alone, I was like, what am I fucking in for?

1507
00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:27,720
Maybe we should have chose Covenant.

1508
00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:29,560
Yes, I will say.

1509
00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:30,560
Or Forbidden Planet.

1510
00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:34,580
I almost don't want to watch Forbidden Planet anymore now just because this movie tries so

1511
00:58:34,580 --> 00:58:36,840
hard to be Spaceballs and it can't.

1512
00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:39,400
Oh, you're thinking Spaceball vibes.

1513
00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:41,080
See, I know not bad.

1514
00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:44,080
No, they want to be Spaceballs so bad, but they can't.

1515
00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:45,480
Okay, I have to disagree with that.

1516
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:46,480
I agree with that.

1517
00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:47,480
That's my point.

1518
00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:49,440
I was making that's what they were trying to do.

1519
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:51,400
Okay, this is where I disagree with you guys.

1520
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:59,280
I think the director and crew got together and tried to genuinely make a fun convoy style

1521
00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:04,880
space movie with not a spoof of anything together and not call it a spoof.

1522
00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:09,320
You can't say what's convoy and really you can't say space opera and get started.

1523
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:10,320
You can't say Star Wars.

1524
00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:12,240
You can't say space western and get firefly.

1525
00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:16,080
You can't say space convoy and get space truckers.

1526
00:59:16,080 --> 00:59:21,320
All I'm saying is you can put space in front of any subcategory of the genre and get yourself

1527
00:59:21,320 --> 00:59:23,360
a relatively cool space movie.

1528
00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:24,440
You put space.

1529
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:25,440
Space water.

1530
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:26,440
I think yeah.

1531
00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:30,640
Space water, absolutely, is that amazing scene in Interstellar.

1532
00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:32,080
Have you seen it?

1533
00:59:32,080 --> 00:59:33,080
Real cool.

1534
00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:34,080
That's space water.

1535
00:59:34,080 --> 00:59:36,140
It's a whole 20 minutes of the movie and you lose it.

1536
00:59:36,140 --> 00:59:37,140
It's very important.

1537
00:59:37,140 --> 00:59:44,440
In fact, you could say space water is the whole reason a lot of the conflict of Interstellar

1538
00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:45,440
happens.

1539
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:48,720
There's a lot of weird wordage in this too.

1540
00:59:48,720 --> 00:59:53,280
Right when it starts, you're slipstreaming into Darth Vader's castle where there's starship

1541
00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:56,000
troopers fighting off this robot.

1542
00:59:56,000 --> 01:00:03,000
There's a guy on the intercom that says sector perimeter, which I mean, was there anyone

1543
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:07,040
in your command named Lieutenant General or fucking anything like that?

1544
01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:08,040
It's just two terms.

1545
01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:09,040
This is the future.

1546
01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:10,040
I love it.

1547
01:00:10,040 --> 01:00:11,960
And then the robot slaps words together, right?

1548
01:00:11,960 --> 01:00:15,280
The robot comes out and he has a fucking straight up Iron Man laser.

1549
01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:19,200
Wait, what was the beginning?

1550
01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:20,200
You know what?

1551
01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:21,200
Here's the thing.

1552
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:22,200
The robot's breaking in.

1553
01:00:22,200 --> 01:00:23,480
I'm going to be honest.

1554
01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:29,600
Last night I tried, I started this movie and the beginning I was falling asleep during

1555
01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:36,160
and I woke up and I see, now am I wrong that that's John Hurt?

1556
01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:37,160
That's not John Hurt.

1557
01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:38,160
No, that's not John Hurt.

1558
01:00:38,160 --> 01:00:39,160
Who is that?

1559
01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:40,160
Richard.

1560
01:00:40,160 --> 01:00:42,440
Who's the, who played the villain?

1561
01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:43,440
Who played?

1562
01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:44,440
Oh, the villain, I got it.

1563
01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:45,440
Hang on.

1564
01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:46,440
He's very famous.

1565
01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:47,440
Mr. Sags.

1566
01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:48,440
It's Charles Dance.

1567
01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:49,440
Charles Dance.

1568
01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:50,440
There we go.

1569
01:00:50,440 --> 01:00:51,440
So Charles Dance, just side note.

1570
01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:52,440
Wait, wait, wait.

1571
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:53,440
To play, to play Sags?

1572
01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:54,440
No, not Sags.

1573
01:00:54,440 --> 01:00:56,920
No, like the guy with the burnt off side.

1574
01:00:56,920 --> 01:01:02,040
So Charles Dance is such a beloved British actor.

1575
01:01:02,040 --> 01:01:09,280
Like, I mean, like he's a BAFTA award winning, like super, like he's one of those Shakespearean

1576
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:13,520
trained fucking like he's been on, he's been on like classically trained theater.

1577
01:01:13,520 --> 01:01:19,320
He's so well respected, especially over in Britain that during their pub, during like

1578
01:01:19,320 --> 01:01:23,840
one of their quiz shows called Big Fat Quiz of the Year, which by the way, again, side

1579
01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:25,920
note, side note, side note, I'm so sorry.

1580
01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:31,640
But if you are a Anglophile, which I think is the right word for people who like British

1581
01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:36,640
culture, if you're someone who enjoys that kind of stuff and you like Jimmy Carr, he

1582
01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:42,960
hosts something called Big Fat Quiz of the Year, which there's so many on YouTube and

1583
01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:46,880
they're a few hours long a piece that just type that into YouTube.

1584
01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:48,900
They're freely available.

1585
01:01:48,900 --> 01:01:50,520
It's so much fun.

1586
01:01:50,520 --> 01:01:55,240
It's just a panel of comedians that you might recognize even from stuff over here like Richard

1587
01:01:55,240 --> 01:01:58,960
Ayoade and then a few other people.

1588
01:01:58,960 --> 01:02:02,440
Martin Freeman, I think, has been on an episode or two.

1589
01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:04,040
It's so fucking good.

1590
01:02:04,040 --> 01:02:05,040
It's so funny.

1591
01:02:05,040 --> 01:02:06,760
They cover like the year's events.

1592
01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:11,360
It's just sort of a popcorn of like trivia and it's a lot of fun.

1593
01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:12,440
I love it so much.

1594
01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:18,120
So backing up, why did I so backing up to the villain?

1595
01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:24,400
Oh, during Big Fat Quiz of the Year, they have a segment where you have to guess the

1596
01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:30,600
autobiography of a famous celebrity that came out that year and they have Charles Dance

1597
01:02:30,600 --> 01:02:32,600
read a passage from it.

1598
01:02:32,600 --> 01:02:38,000
And typically what they'll pick is like a girl that was on their British version of

1599
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:39,480
like a Jersey Shore.

1600
01:02:39,480 --> 01:02:47,960
So it's like some like if the situation came out with a thing and with an autobiography

1601
01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:52,240
and he was talking about a night where he was doing jelly shots off of like some stripper's

1602
01:02:52,240 --> 01:02:57,320
asshole or something, they'll get Richard Dance to read that particular page.

1603
01:02:57,320 --> 01:03:02,520
And it's very funny because he typically wouldn't degrade himself like that.

1604
01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:04,400
Or so I fucking thought.

1605
01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:05,800
I'm just kidding.

1606
01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:11,240
But seriously though, this is a pretty degrading role for Richard Dance.

1607
01:03:11,240 --> 01:03:12,840
Not Richard Dance, Charles Dance.

1608
01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:14,840
This is a movie for people that watch NASCAR.

1609
01:03:14,840 --> 01:03:18,960
As soon as I saw the beer floating through space, I'm like, oh yeah, this is NASCAR.

1610
01:03:18,960 --> 01:03:20,960
Fucking get your nachos and your Mountain Dew.

1611
01:03:20,960 --> 01:03:24,080
And you can sit around with your family and watch this.

1612
01:03:24,080 --> 01:03:30,080
Mr. Sags, the guy who plays Mr. Sags is just in this movie for a sag check.

1613
01:03:30,080 --> 01:03:31,760
The acting is just ugh.

1614
01:03:31,760 --> 01:03:32,760
You think so?

1615
01:03:32,760 --> 01:03:33,760
Even at the end?

1616
01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:38,200
The only good actor was that one villain, the Nazi pirate rapist Gimp.

1617
01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:41,320
Oh, you think, yeah, okay, Charles Dance.

1618
01:03:41,320 --> 01:03:44,440
The beloved BAFTA award winning British actor.

1619
01:03:44,440 --> 01:03:45,440
Yeah.

1620
01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:46,440
Yeah.

1621
01:03:46,440 --> 01:03:47,440
He's classically trained.

1622
01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:48,440
Super famous actor.

1623
01:03:48,440 --> 01:03:49,440
Oh yeah.

1624
01:03:49,440 --> 01:03:54,520
He's known for being the controller in Superman 2, which I actually do think he's well known

1625
01:03:54,520 --> 01:03:55,520
for.

1626
01:03:55,520 --> 01:03:57,200
I think it's that flight controller guy.

1627
01:03:57,200 --> 01:03:59,880
He's the older Gotham water board technician.

1628
01:03:59,880 --> 01:04:03,200
Ooh, God, is he not well known?

1629
01:04:03,200 --> 01:04:04,200
No.

1630
01:04:04,200 --> 01:04:05,200
No, he is.

1631
01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:06,680
I recognize his face, right?

1632
01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:07,680
Sort of?

1633
01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:08,680
No?

1634
01:04:08,680 --> 01:04:09,680
Do we?

1635
01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:10,680
Is he somebody?

1636
01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:11,680
No.

1637
01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:12,680
Did he do anything?

1638
01:04:12,680 --> 01:04:13,680
What's going on?

1639
01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:14,680
He was in Love Lord?

1640
01:04:14,680 --> 01:04:15,680
What the fuck is Love Lord?

1641
01:04:15,680 --> 01:04:17,680
Come on, come on, he's been in something.

1642
01:04:17,680 --> 01:04:18,680
Did he die?

1643
01:04:18,680 --> 01:04:19,680
Is he alive?

1644
01:04:19,680 --> 01:04:20,680
He died in 2019?

1645
01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:21,680
He was in what?

1646
01:04:21,680 --> 01:04:22,680
He was in Batman.

1647
01:04:22,680 --> 01:04:23,680
He's just a face.

1648
01:04:23,680 --> 01:04:24,680
Yeah, just a face.

1649
01:04:24,680 --> 01:04:25,680
He was in Roll Ball.

1650
01:04:25,680 --> 01:04:26,680
Yeah, the spy who loved me.

1651
01:04:26,680 --> 01:04:27,680
There he goes.

1652
01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:32,720
He's Commander Carter, if you ever watched the spy who loved me, which of course it's

1653
01:04:32,720 --> 01:04:33,720
James Bond.

1654
01:04:33,720 --> 01:04:36,160
It's the Roger Moore one.

1655
01:04:36,160 --> 01:04:38,280
So maybe that's why no one recognizes him.

1656
01:04:38,280 --> 01:04:39,280
Good line.

1657
01:04:39,280 --> 01:04:42,680
Oh yeah, I also called this movie The Room in Space.

1658
01:04:42,680 --> 01:04:43,960
The Room in Space.

1659
01:04:43,960 --> 01:04:47,200
Okay, that's not fair, I don't think.

1660
01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:51,560
I don't think that's entirely fair because The Room was so poorly acted.

1661
01:04:51,560 --> 01:05:02,200
Okay, so other than of course the atrocious special effects and the atrocious-

1662
01:05:02,200 --> 01:05:05,960
Actually the CGI wasn't that bad for its time.

1663
01:05:05,960 --> 01:05:06,960
For the time.

1664
01:05:06,960 --> 01:05:07,960
For the time.

1665
01:05:07,960 --> 01:05:08,960
Okay, I am forgetting-

1666
01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:09,960
For the time.

1667
01:05:09,960 --> 01:05:10,960
And the practical miniatures effects?

1668
01:05:10,960 --> 01:05:11,960
It's 1996.

1669
01:05:11,960 --> 01:05:12,960
It's 1996.

1670
01:05:12,960 --> 01:05:13,960
It's just, yeah.

1671
01:05:13,960 --> 01:05:18,800
So the practical, the special effects for the time were good.

1672
01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:20,040
I get it.

1673
01:05:20,040 --> 01:05:22,520
But they're still shitty to watch now.

1674
01:05:22,520 --> 01:05:29,400
But the practical effects, which by 1996 we figured out how to hide wires in movies.

1675
01:05:29,400 --> 01:05:31,520
That's just money.

1676
01:05:31,520 --> 01:05:32,860
That was just some bullshit.

1677
01:05:32,860 --> 01:05:35,600
So shame on them for that.

1678
01:05:35,600 --> 01:05:42,120
Now kind of the crux of this movie is you have Dennis Hopper's character as a big rigged

1679
01:05:42,120 --> 01:05:44,120
trucker in space.

1680
01:05:44,120 --> 01:05:54,720
And what he has on board are square pigs, which I think is the most-

1681
01:05:54,720 --> 01:05:58,800
This movie predicted the future in a way that I think is going to actually exist.

1682
01:05:58,800 --> 01:06:04,520
Because right now, of course, when you look at the way we treat pigs, cows, chickens across

1683
01:06:04,520 --> 01:06:09,040
like the way that they're raised, quote unquote, where they're just put in stacked on, stacked

1684
01:06:09,040 --> 01:06:12,000
on cages and fed until they're too fat to fucking walk around.

1685
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:13,000
I mean, it's horrific.

1686
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:14,800
I love nuggets too, like chicken nuggets.

1687
01:06:14,800 --> 01:06:15,800
Don't get me wrong.

1688
01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:18,520
It's tough to back away from that kind of culture.

1689
01:06:18,520 --> 01:06:20,360
But the way we treat animals is horrific.

1690
01:06:20,360 --> 01:06:22,320
This is the next step of that.

1691
01:06:22,320 --> 01:06:28,160
This is we're literally just going to breed pigs so that they can fit into boxes.

1692
01:06:28,160 --> 01:06:29,640
So we're going to make square pigs.

1693
01:06:29,640 --> 01:06:34,120
So it's easier to put square pigs and shove them in cages than it would be to create circular

1694
01:06:34,120 --> 01:06:37,000
cages, I guess, maybe just for stacking reasons.

1695
01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:38,480
And then they feed them up as fat as possible.

1696
01:06:38,480 --> 01:06:45,080
We literally would just faces with just fat, gelatinous bodies behind them, which is gross.

1697
01:06:45,080 --> 01:06:51,120
But I also think 100 percent if we're when we're space there, when we are a space faring

1698
01:06:51,120 --> 01:06:53,680
people, it's going to be that bad.

1699
01:06:53,680 --> 01:06:54,680
No, it's not.

1700
01:06:54,680 --> 01:06:59,080
I think they're already cloning me and they're not making brains and it's just me.

1701
01:06:59,080 --> 01:07:01,120
There's no, there's no people.

1702
01:07:01,120 --> 01:07:06,080
I'm not going to point fingers, but probably nationalist Christian people are going to

1703
01:07:06,080 --> 01:07:11,160
start fighting the whole cloned meat thing because they're going to be like, that's not

1704
01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:12,640
what God wants us to eat.

1705
01:07:12,640 --> 01:07:14,160
He didn't put anywhere in the Bible.

1706
01:07:14,160 --> 01:07:16,360
He wants me to make a big square.

1707
01:07:16,360 --> 01:07:17,360
Exactly.

1708
01:07:17,360 --> 01:07:18,360
So I don't know.

1709
01:07:18,360 --> 01:07:19,360
They win everything.

1710
01:07:19,360 --> 01:07:21,560
And Lewis CK has a good bit about that.

1711
01:07:21,560 --> 01:07:23,200
Like Christians are the main one.

1712
01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:24,200
And the Lord goes like, why?

1713
01:07:24,200 --> 01:07:26,040
He's like, let me tell you why.

1714
01:07:26,040 --> 01:07:27,040
What year is it?

1715
01:07:27,040 --> 01:07:28,040
Yeah.

1716
01:07:28,040 --> 01:07:29,040
Oh, that's yeah.

1717
01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:30,040
What year is it?

1718
01:07:30,040 --> 01:07:34,280
But if that ever came up in our future, it's like, look, you can either have no abortion

1719
01:07:34,280 --> 01:07:35,280
or no cloned meat.

1720
01:07:35,280 --> 01:07:36,280
You fucking pick one.

1721
01:07:36,280 --> 01:07:37,280
Yeah.

1722
01:07:37,280 --> 01:07:38,280
Yeah.

1723
01:07:38,280 --> 01:07:40,800
Well, shit, I would rather actually not have them.

1724
01:07:40,800 --> 01:07:42,760
Let's not get into that.

1725
01:07:42,760 --> 01:07:46,160
So I put, I put, yeah, the pigs are all are the most realistic part.

1726
01:07:46,160 --> 01:07:48,520
That's basically doing that anyway.

1727
01:07:48,520 --> 01:07:49,520
I actually, okay.

1728
01:07:49,520 --> 01:07:51,320
So I love the costumes.

1729
01:07:51,320 --> 01:07:58,440
I love the set design and the way I love that the diner is a circular track kind of thing

1730
01:07:58,440 --> 01:08:03,360
that you get from those like, from the futuristic movies, like the, you know, talk about where

1731
01:08:03,360 --> 01:08:04,680
it's like, it's a ring.

1732
01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:05,900
So it's like a ring system.

1733
01:08:05,900 --> 01:08:10,840
But the way they must've shot that, I was just thinking is like crazy because there

1734
01:08:10,840 --> 01:08:17,240
are scenes where Dennis Hopper, Steven Dorff and the, and the girl, I wish I knew their

1735
01:08:17,240 --> 01:08:19,840
names, John Frank and Susie or whatever.

1736
01:08:19,840 --> 01:08:20,840
Right?

1737
01:08:20,840 --> 01:08:24,520
Like they, they're doing their scene standing, like sitting up straight and standing up straight.

1738
01:08:24,520 --> 01:08:27,700
But if you look in the background, it's curved upwards.

1739
01:08:27,700 --> 01:08:32,520
And what I'm thinking is it would have been easier for them to just build a set that curved

1740
01:08:32,520 --> 01:08:37,840
upwards and then put the tables at an angle and then just have the actors lean back to

1741
01:08:37,840 --> 01:08:39,800
make it look like they were sitting up straight.

1742
01:08:39,800 --> 01:08:44,940
Then it would be to like CGI some effect that made it look like it warped or bent or whatever.

1743
01:08:44,940 --> 01:08:45,940
So I think that's what they did.

1744
01:08:45,940 --> 01:08:48,940
I think that they did it pretty.

1745
01:08:48,940 --> 01:08:50,800
There's some good camera trickery in there.

1746
01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:53,000
They did a good job to make it look like.

1747
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:56,680
They did miss a few gags that they could have done in that scene where it's like the trucker

1748
01:08:56,680 --> 01:08:58,120
diner and they're eating and stuff.

1749
01:08:58,120 --> 01:09:02,600
They could have thrown like a gag, like some kind of meal, some kind of like, you know,

1750
01:09:02,600 --> 01:09:04,200
envelop you in the world a little bit more.

1751
01:09:04,200 --> 01:09:06,240
Rather than thinking, oh, this is just a cheesy like movie.

1752
01:09:06,240 --> 01:09:08,560
They're at the diner, a fight breaks out.

1753
01:09:08,560 --> 01:09:12,560
But I did like the one line where the, they're talking about a guy that died and all that

1754
01:09:12,560 --> 01:09:13,560
was left was his dick.

1755
01:09:13,560 --> 01:09:16,680
And they were like, yeah, we put it in a tennis, they put it in a tennis ball container and

1756
01:09:16,680 --> 01:09:20,840
like shot it in his face.

1757
01:09:20,840 --> 01:09:22,320
That's pretty great if you think about it.

1758
01:09:22,320 --> 01:09:26,960
And there was, it almost made me super happy because like when the fat guy gets sucked

1759
01:09:26,960 --> 01:09:31,040
out through the window, I thought when he went up and his ass went up into the window,

1760
01:09:31,040 --> 01:09:34,280
I thought I was going to suck all of his guts out of his ass and like shoot it in his face.

1761
01:09:34,280 --> 01:09:35,280
And be super gory.

1762
01:09:35,280 --> 01:09:38,040
I was like, I was excited for that and then it totally didn't happen.

1763
01:09:38,040 --> 01:09:40,240
No, see, I'm glad that it didn't, I'm glad it didn't happen.

1764
01:09:40,240 --> 01:09:41,240
I'm glad it didn't get gory.

1765
01:09:41,240 --> 01:09:44,240
No, I was trying to keep his rating to you.

1766
01:09:44,240 --> 01:09:45,240
Yeah.

1767
01:09:45,240 --> 01:09:47,880
I, but speaking of, yeah, the gags, you're right.

1768
01:09:47,880 --> 01:09:52,520
They should have done like a, you want your regular, you want the usual is what she should

1769
01:09:52,520 --> 01:09:53,520
have said, right?

1770
01:09:53,520 --> 01:09:59,440
And then the usual should have been some futuristic version of greasy diner food.

1771
01:09:59,440 --> 01:10:04,680
It should have been like a, like a, not a cheeseburger because like maybe cows, maybe

1772
01:10:04,680 --> 01:10:06,120
cows are extinct by then.

1773
01:10:06,120 --> 01:10:07,120
Yeah.

1774
01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:08,120
Give us a tentacle or something.

1775
01:10:08,120 --> 01:10:12,680
Give us like, but I do like that she has to recycle all the, all the leftovers.

1776
01:10:12,680 --> 01:10:18,120
That was like a, so there's a few little clever, whoever wrote this was thinking about futuristic

1777
01:10:18,120 --> 01:10:22,780
stuff who the director let the vision of the writing down.

1778
01:10:22,780 --> 01:10:28,380
Because I think the direction oftentimes he yada yadaed a few critical things.

1779
01:10:28,380 --> 01:10:32,880
Like if you're going to at some point take what I would have loved to have been more

1780
01:10:32,880 --> 01:10:38,880
of a Clint Eastwood with a primate trying to get across the country vibe of space truckers

1781
01:10:38,880 --> 01:10:40,400
is what I'm sort of vibing.

1782
01:10:40,400 --> 01:10:42,600
And that is the beginning.

1783
01:10:42,600 --> 01:10:48,560
A hundred percent is him punching the, is that the guy that played, well anyway, punches

1784
01:10:48,560 --> 01:10:53,520
the employer in the face gets into a roadhouse style brawl gets up on the road and leaves,

1785
01:10:53,520 --> 01:10:55,520
but then gets attacked by pirates.

1786
01:10:55,520 --> 01:10:57,280
You're thinking, Oh, okay.

1787
01:10:57,280 --> 01:10:58,960
Here's an adventure type thing.

1788
01:10:58,960 --> 01:11:03,200
And then at some point it just turns into here's killer robots.

1789
01:11:03,200 --> 01:11:07,440
We got to turn this into the last 15 minutes of Armageddon sacrifice, blah, blah, blah,

1790
01:11:07,440 --> 01:11:08,640
blah, blah.

1791
01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:13,120
It's such a, it's like such a lazy way to tie this movie together.

1792
01:11:13,120 --> 01:11:14,120
I hate it.

1793
01:11:14,120 --> 01:11:19,560
If they put anything, anything in that cargo that wasn't killer robots and it would have

1794
01:11:19,560 --> 01:11:21,560
made for a better movie at the end.

1795
01:11:21,560 --> 01:11:25,720
If it was just like, Oh, this is a bunch of drugs we're transporting a knot on our watch.

1796
01:11:25,720 --> 01:11:28,320
And then they just are trying to outrun the fucking company.

1797
01:11:28,320 --> 01:11:30,520
That would have made a fun movie.

1798
01:11:30,520 --> 01:11:32,160
The robot had a Southern accent.

1799
01:11:32,160 --> 01:11:33,160
Oh yeah.

1800
01:11:33,160 --> 01:11:35,160
Did the onboard computer.

1801
01:11:35,160 --> 01:11:41,160
Remember the end of slipstream where the Mark Hamill's.

1802
01:11:41,160 --> 01:11:48,040
Mark Hamill's partner like gets with, uh, what's his fucking name?

1803
01:11:48,040 --> 01:11:49,040
Bill Paxton.

1804
01:11:49,040 --> 01:11:52,160
Bill Paxton or, yeah, you just killed my best friend.

1805
01:11:52,160 --> 01:11:57,080
I'm going to, you're, we're together now and you fucking drugged me and like forced a kiss

1806
01:11:57,080 --> 01:11:58,080
on me and all that shit.

1807
01:11:58,080 --> 01:12:01,000
There's like a lot of attitude like that in this movie.

1808
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:07,040
Like right after Dorff or Steve Dorff Charles did the young guy.

1809
01:12:07,040 --> 01:12:09,000
Oh, Stephen Dorff, Stephen Dorff.

1810
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:13,880
The main villain of blade of blade tries to fuck, tries to fuck the chick, even though

1811
01:12:13,880 --> 01:12:15,760
she has a marriage contract.

1812
01:12:15,760 --> 01:12:18,200
And then he comes in and he's all like aggressive with him.

1813
01:12:18,200 --> 01:12:22,120
Like, and then later they're just like, Oh, Hey, uh, you know, we might all die.

1814
01:12:22,120 --> 01:12:24,160
Let's all have like the secret stash of beer.

1815
01:12:24,160 --> 01:12:26,080
It's like, yeah, you just try to fuck my future wife.

1816
01:12:26,080 --> 01:12:27,080
Cheers.

1817
01:12:27,080 --> 01:12:28,080
Like we're just going to hang out.

1818
01:12:28,080 --> 01:12:29,080
But okay.

1819
01:12:29,080 --> 01:12:32,920
Now to that point, I would argue that John that's Dennis Hopper's character.

1820
01:12:32,920 --> 01:12:33,920
I do know that.

1821
01:12:33,920 --> 01:12:34,920
Yeah.

1822
01:12:34,920 --> 01:12:35,920
I'm just going to look at the list of the names.

1823
01:12:35,920 --> 01:12:36,920
I can start calling them by the names.

1824
01:12:36,920 --> 01:12:40,560
Um, even though they're not listed or, okay, John, Mike, and Cindy.

1825
01:12:40,560 --> 01:12:41,560
There we go.

1826
01:12:41,560 --> 01:12:44,040
I was really close with Susie and whatever the fuck I said earlier.

1827
01:12:44,040 --> 01:12:45,040
Uh, but anyway, yeah.

1828
01:12:45,040 --> 01:12:50,560
So John, he, I think at that point when he, when he came, even admits later that he was

1829
01:12:50,560 --> 01:12:52,280
jealous the way they saw that they were vibing.

1830
01:12:52,280 --> 01:12:53,280
Right?

1831
01:12:53,280 --> 01:12:56,080
So I think when he, when he came in and saw that they were mostly naked and he got angry,

1832
01:12:56,080 --> 01:13:02,120
of course he got angry because in his mind he's thinking, Oh, she'll probably, and listen,

1833
01:13:02,120 --> 01:13:05,240
he really was kind of taking her away from a shitty life.

1834
01:13:05,240 --> 01:13:09,400
He was trying to get her to earth and what he was asking in return was that he marries

1835
01:13:09,400 --> 01:13:10,400
her.

1836
01:13:10,400 --> 01:13:13,000
But I do think that he probably would have taken good care of her.

1837
01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:14,000
Right?

1838
01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:17,200
Like I wasn't like a nefarious, just horny old man vibe.

1839
01:13:17,200 --> 01:13:22,320
I didn't get necessarily, I got like he genuinely was, he had a crush on her.

1840
01:13:22,320 --> 01:13:23,360
He loved her.

1841
01:13:23,360 --> 01:13:26,800
She didn't vibe on him the same way because he's an older man.

1842
01:13:26,800 --> 01:13:27,800
Right?

1843
01:13:27,800 --> 01:13:31,360
Uh, and she meets this hot young guy and you know, like that's more of her, that's more

1844
01:13:31,360 --> 01:13:32,360
of her vibe.

1845
01:13:32,360 --> 01:13:33,360
No, he's hot.

1846
01:13:33,360 --> 01:13:34,360
What do you say?

1847
01:13:34,360 --> 01:13:35,960
He's the best person for blue cigarettes.

1848
01:13:35,960 --> 01:13:40,760
He's super, he's a big Stephen Dorn, Stephen Dorn, uh, or at least he was, I don't know

1849
01:13:40,760 --> 01:13:41,760
what he's into now.

1850
01:13:41,760 --> 01:13:43,200
He's been in a few really good movies.

1851
01:13:43,200 --> 01:13:44,200
Nope, we're not going there.

1852
01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:45,200
Just fuck everyone.

1853
01:13:45,200 --> 01:13:46,200
It's my brain.

1854
01:13:46,200 --> 01:13:49,200
Stephen is Stephen Dorf is, is he worth?

1855
01:13:49,200 --> 01:13:53,200
No, he's not war from Star Trek.

1856
01:13:53,200 --> 01:13:54,200
That's what you think.

1857
01:13:54,200 --> 01:13:56,800
Stephen Dorn, this guy, he's from blade.

1858
01:13:56,800 --> 01:13:58,880
He's the main villain in blade.

1859
01:13:58,880 --> 01:14:02,440
He was also the Nick, Nick Cage, world trade center movie.

1860
01:14:02,440 --> 01:14:06,160
He's in immortal, which, which immortal is like, but then he's also, no, righteous Jim

1861
01:14:06,160 --> 01:14:07,160
stones.

1862
01:14:07,160 --> 01:14:08,160
I watched that show.

1863
01:14:08,160 --> 01:14:11,360
The Marvel one or, uh, or no, those are the eternal.

1864
01:14:11,360 --> 01:14:12,360
Yeah.

1865
01:14:12,360 --> 01:14:18,480
No, immortals was that 300 style kind of cool, whatever the fuck movie that came on a little

1866
01:14:18,480 --> 01:14:19,480
while ago.

1867
01:14:19,480 --> 01:14:21,440
Uh, 2011, I liked it.

1868
01:14:21,440 --> 01:14:22,720
It's got some really cool scenes.

1869
01:14:22,720 --> 01:14:26,400
Uh, anyway, we're not going to go down this road, but hold on.

1870
01:14:26,400 --> 01:14:27,400
Wow.

1871
01:14:27,400 --> 01:14:29,280
Space truckers and blade were like two years apart.

1872
01:14:29,280 --> 01:14:33,080
What are his producer credits?

1873
01:14:33,080 --> 01:14:36,400
I just wanted to see, there is something that I, I, I know him from that.

1874
01:14:36,400 --> 01:14:38,400
I think he's great.

1875
01:14:38,400 --> 01:14:39,400
What was it?

1876
01:14:39,400 --> 01:14:40,400
Uh, blossom?

1877
01:14:40,400 --> 01:14:41,400
No, no blossom.

1878
01:14:41,400 --> 01:14:44,400
It was, uh, there's like a movie.

1879
01:14:44,400 --> 01:14:46,320
I fucking love that he's in it.

1880
01:14:46,320 --> 01:14:49,640
He's like, he's like, uh, it might be deuce is wild.

1881
01:14:49,640 --> 01:14:51,120
I haven't seen blade in such a long time.

1882
01:14:51,120 --> 01:14:54,840
Is that the one where he's like blade ready to die?

1883
01:14:54,840 --> 01:14:55,840
Yeah.

1884
01:14:55,840 --> 01:15:00,600
He turns into super bad CGI blood or at least he was going to anyway.

1885
01:15:00,600 --> 01:15:01,600
Deuce is wild.

1886
01:15:01,600 --> 01:15:03,720
This is an underrated classic 2002.

1887
01:15:03,720 --> 01:15:06,000
It's just like a, like a kind of a gangster type movie.

1888
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:07,000
I loved it.

1889
01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:08,000
Um, anyway, moving on, whatever.

1890
01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:09,000
Who cares?

1891
01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:13,440
So this is a bad porno with no sex.

1892
01:15:13,440 --> 01:15:14,440
I wish there was more.

1893
01:15:14,440 --> 01:15:15,440
Wow.

1894
01:15:15,440 --> 01:15:18,360
This is the one time you get a little bit of titty, a little bit of titty by accident

1895
01:15:18,360 --> 01:15:19,360
by accident.

1896
01:15:19,360 --> 01:15:20,360
You do get a little bit.

1897
01:15:20,360 --> 01:15:23,160
I would say, I would say you're absolutely right.

1898
01:15:23,160 --> 01:15:29,440
This is the one time I would agree with Mike's general position on life that there should

1899
01:15:29,440 --> 01:15:32,400
have been a little bit more nudity in this.

1900
01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:34,360
You get a little bit of nipple accident.

1901
01:15:34,360 --> 01:15:35,360
You do get it.

1902
01:15:35,360 --> 01:15:36,360
I've seen it.

1903
01:15:36,360 --> 01:15:39,320
It was that one scene and it's where she's, he's trying to get his robot dick to work

1904
01:15:39,320 --> 01:15:41,360
and then she fucks him up.

1905
01:15:41,360 --> 01:15:46,560
Charles dances character is trying to get his robot dick to work so that he can rape

1906
01:15:46,560 --> 01:15:47,560
this woman.

1907
01:15:47,560 --> 01:15:52,960
Uh, just so that, just, just so that we're very clear BAFTA award winning Charles dance.

1908
01:15:52,960 --> 01:15:59,720
Uh, beloved British actor was trying to get his robot dick started, his half cyborg robot

1909
01:15:59,720 --> 01:16:02,520
dick started so he could rape Debbie Mays character.

1910
01:16:02,520 --> 01:16:06,560
Sometimes I think we watched not the same movie and that's something we don't.

1911
01:16:06,560 --> 01:16:07,560
You didn't think that that's a rape?

1912
01:16:07,560 --> 01:16:08,560
No, no, no.

1913
01:16:08,560 --> 01:16:09,560
I didn't mean that.

1914
01:16:09,560 --> 01:16:10,560
I'm just saying the overall views of this movie.

1915
01:16:10,560 --> 01:16:11,560
And at what point was she okay if she did?

1916
01:16:11,560 --> 01:16:12,560
The three of us are so different.

1917
01:16:12,560 --> 01:16:13,560
She is the villain.

1918
01:16:13,560 --> 01:16:14,560
No, yeah, I was going to say just real quick.

1919
01:16:14,560 --> 01:16:22,800
At what point when this poor girl was about to get raped, did you think, man, I hope this

1920
01:16:22,800 --> 01:16:24,560
villain gets what's coming to her.

1921
01:16:24,560 --> 01:16:29,200
What were you thinking at that moment?

1922
01:16:29,200 --> 01:16:31,160
They better show what this dick looks like.

1923
01:16:31,160 --> 01:16:36,320
Honestly, I was rooting for tits and one dick just to see, cause she knocks him down and

1924
01:16:36,320 --> 01:16:38,080
you see his whole body and there's nothing there.

1925
01:16:38,080 --> 01:16:39,080
I know.

1926
01:16:39,080 --> 01:16:40,800
I was like, they're not going to do the rave.

1927
01:16:40,800 --> 01:16:41,800
They're trying to make money.

1928
01:16:41,800 --> 01:16:43,160
I was picturing something like cyborg.

1929
01:16:43,160 --> 01:16:44,800
They know what it was going to lose to them.

1930
01:16:44,800 --> 01:16:47,800
I was picturing something like cyborg from Teen Titans is like shoulder.

1931
01:16:47,800 --> 01:16:48,800
Like that's like.

1932
01:16:48,800 --> 01:16:51,640
No, this was way worse.

1933
01:16:51,640 --> 01:16:57,920
I will say that whoever did the special effects on his body did a great job because he looked

1934
01:16:57,920 --> 01:16:58,920
grotesque.

1935
01:16:58,920 --> 01:17:01,560
It looked like pulsated.

1936
01:17:01,560 --> 01:17:02,560
It had hydraulics.

1937
01:17:02,560 --> 01:17:12,360
It had like a, again, a real retro futuristic vibe to it because I feel like especially

1938
01:17:12,360 --> 01:17:17,440
the way that the computers and all that, everything worked is like 1996 futures a little bit weird.

1939
01:17:17,440 --> 01:17:19,440
But what are your thoughts?

1940
01:17:19,440 --> 01:17:22,440
You were saying we have a different opinion.

1941
01:17:22,440 --> 01:17:25,120
Just like in the, he was talking about the woman villain and the same thing, different

1942
01:17:25,120 --> 01:17:26,120
opinions.

1943
01:17:26,120 --> 01:17:29,360
We're just saying this movie, there's three totally different opinions on this movie.

1944
01:17:29,360 --> 01:17:30,360
You didn't like it much.

1945
01:17:30,360 --> 01:17:32,640
Sounds like you liked it for the same reason.

1946
01:17:32,640 --> 01:17:38,840
I thought it was really well done for what it was, but cause, but you don't do that.

1947
01:17:38,840 --> 01:17:39,840
You don't do it for what it was.

1948
01:17:39,840 --> 01:17:43,920
You don't, you look at every movie as if it's a kind of $200 million budget, the same as

1949
01:17:43,920 --> 01:17:44,920
a $25 million budget.

1950
01:17:44,920 --> 01:17:45,920
Nope.

1951
01:17:45,920 --> 01:17:46,920
And, and that's not true.

1952
01:17:46,920 --> 01:17:47,920
What you, you're putting words in my mouth.

1953
01:17:47,920 --> 01:17:50,000
All the things that you've said, but go ahead.

1954
01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:52,600
But the things that you've said should be improved in this movie, I've been adding them

1955
01:17:52,600 --> 01:17:58,040
in my head as you went and you've, you've said $50 million worth of additional expenses

1956
01:17:58,040 --> 01:17:59,040
that they asked for.

1957
01:17:59,040 --> 01:18:00,040
Hold on, wait.

1958
01:18:00,040 --> 01:18:01,040
It's not expenses.

1959
01:18:01,040 --> 01:18:05,480
Saw, the first Saw movie was filmed in 21 days with almost no fucking budget and now

1960
01:18:05,480 --> 01:18:07,280
it's one of the biggest horror franchises.

1961
01:18:07,280 --> 01:18:08,280
Dennis Hopper.

1962
01:18:08,280 --> 01:18:09,280
You have a lot here.

1963
01:18:09,280 --> 01:18:10,280
That's what I'm saying.

1964
01:18:10,280 --> 01:18:11,280
No, no, no, no, no, no.

1965
01:18:11,280 --> 01:18:12,280
Dennis Hopper.

1966
01:18:12,280 --> 01:18:13,280
Yeah.

1967
01:18:13,280 --> 01:18:15,640
Could have done an Oscar worthy performance in this movie.

1968
01:18:15,640 --> 01:18:17,200
It would have been the same movie.

1969
01:18:17,200 --> 01:18:19,720
It would have been a fit with the rest of it.

1970
01:18:19,720 --> 01:18:20,720
But no, what?

1971
01:18:20,720 --> 01:18:21,720
Okay.

1972
01:18:21,720 --> 01:18:22,720
Hold on.

1973
01:18:22,720 --> 01:18:25,360
I think any fucking actor in any movie.

1974
01:18:25,360 --> 01:18:26,360
Your job is to fit.

1975
01:18:26,360 --> 01:18:27,360
No.

1976
01:18:27,360 --> 01:18:28,360
That's what you said was so great.

1977
01:18:28,360 --> 01:18:29,360
Mike, Mike.

1978
01:18:29,360 --> 01:18:30,360
It was perfect for this movie.

1979
01:18:30,360 --> 01:18:31,360
You're putting words in my mouth.

1980
01:18:31,360 --> 01:18:32,360
Let me finish.

1981
01:18:32,360 --> 01:18:37,560
I'm saying I think that Dennis Hopper could have done, like he could have taken this, this

1982
01:18:37,560 --> 01:18:40,480
role and given it, and given it an Oscar worthy performance.

1983
01:18:40,480 --> 01:18:44,680
He didn't because, because he didn't, because they probably didn't pay him enough to do

1984
01:18:44,680 --> 01:18:45,680
it.

1985
01:18:45,680 --> 01:18:46,680
Right.

1986
01:18:46,680 --> 01:18:49,200
And I wrote down the note, the room in space was his acting.

1987
01:18:49,200 --> 01:18:50,200
Yeah.

1988
01:18:50,200 --> 01:18:51,200
And that's what I'm saying.

1989
01:18:51,200 --> 01:18:55,040
And I'm telling you that that is on purpose and that is acting.

1990
01:18:55,040 --> 01:18:56,040
It's just as much acting.

1991
01:18:56,040 --> 01:19:00,840
In other words, it's like when a female, to go back, we were saying plays a bimbo versus

1992
01:19:00,840 --> 01:19:02,200
playing a smart person.

1993
01:19:02,200 --> 01:19:03,200
They can do both.

1994
01:19:03,200 --> 01:19:04,200
But playing a bimbo, you got to act stupid.

1995
01:19:04,200 --> 01:19:05,200
You got to act a certain way.

1996
01:19:05,200 --> 01:19:08,200
He's playing a bad actor playing fucking this guy.

1997
01:19:08,200 --> 01:19:09,200
Kind of, yes.

1998
01:19:09,200 --> 01:19:11,200
That's exactly kind of the point.

1999
01:19:11,200 --> 01:19:16,520
No, he's playing, I get that he's not, I get that he's not a Shakespearean character

2000
01:19:16,520 --> 01:19:17,520
in this.

2001
01:19:17,520 --> 01:19:18,520
Right.

2002
01:19:18,520 --> 01:19:19,520
So no, no, no.

2003
01:19:19,520 --> 01:19:25,640
I get that John Canyon written for the movie space truckers is not a elegant part full

2004
01:19:25,640 --> 01:19:28,360
of nuance and fucking all this bullshit.

2005
01:19:28,360 --> 01:19:32,880
But I'm saying Dennis Hopper showed up to set on space truckers and phoned it the fuck

2006
01:19:32,880 --> 01:19:34,520
in is what I'm saying.

2007
01:19:34,520 --> 01:19:39,420
He did not show up going, I'm going to make this the best cheesy low budget bullshit movie

2008
01:19:39,420 --> 01:19:42,280
that I've ever made and really fit my acting.

2009
01:19:42,280 --> 01:19:45,280
And why are you so angry about it?

2010
01:19:45,280 --> 01:19:46,280
What?

2011
01:19:46,280 --> 01:19:49,320
I don't know, because you're putting words in my mouth, which I didn't appreciate.

2012
01:19:49,320 --> 01:19:51,560
I repeated your exact words back to you.

2013
01:19:51,560 --> 01:19:52,560
What words were those?

2014
01:19:52,560 --> 01:19:54,240
I don't even remember now because I'm high.

2015
01:19:54,240 --> 01:19:55,240
You're paraphrasing.

2016
01:19:55,240 --> 01:19:56,360
I think you're doing it incorrectly.

2017
01:19:56,360 --> 01:19:57,360
But continue your point.

2018
01:19:57,360 --> 01:19:58,360
Okay, my point.

2019
01:19:58,360 --> 01:20:01,360
I'm just going to tell you what I thought about the movie.

2020
01:20:01,360 --> 01:20:03,640
You don't, well let me get something in today.

2021
01:20:03,640 --> 01:20:05,840
Okay, I'm waiting, yeah.

2022
01:20:05,840 --> 01:20:08,640
Okay, this is what I actually wrote about it.

2023
01:20:08,640 --> 01:20:12,800
From the neon lit space force to the cramped confines of the cargo hauler, every frame

2024
01:20:12,800 --> 01:20:15,000
is bursting with charm and personality.

2025
01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:18,440
It's supposed to be retrofuturistic and it is.

2026
01:20:18,440 --> 01:20:22,440
And then I talked about the acting, but the whole point of it, it's not Shakespeare.

2027
01:20:22,440 --> 01:20:23,440
I wrote that.

2028
01:20:23,440 --> 01:20:28,800
What you were just saying, I wrote, the point is, let's be real, this isn't Shakespeare.

2029
01:20:28,800 --> 01:20:33,320
Space Trekker is a B movie through and through with a plot as ludicrous as entertaining,

2030
01:20:33,320 --> 01:20:36,400
dialogue that's equal parts cheesy and quotable.

2031
01:20:36,400 --> 01:20:37,400
Okay.

2032
01:20:37,400 --> 01:20:41,920
So none of that works if he puts in the performance you're talking about.

2033
01:20:41,920 --> 01:20:42,920
So that's your opinion.

2034
01:20:42,920 --> 01:20:43,920
Right.

2035
01:20:43,920 --> 01:20:49,960
And then I put, this is actual what I wrote in my article, but therein lies its charm.

2036
01:20:49,960 --> 01:20:54,880
It's a film that doesn't take itself seriously, inviting viewers to sit back, relax and enjoy

2037
01:20:54,880 --> 01:20:57,240
the ride through the cosmos.

2038
01:20:57,240 --> 01:20:59,520
So we have a completely different, that's what I'm saying.

2039
01:20:59,520 --> 01:21:03,960
We're viewing you, when we viewed this movie, I just said back, hey, this is fun.

2040
01:21:03,960 --> 01:21:05,760
Yeah, I had a lot of fun watching.

2041
01:21:05,760 --> 01:21:08,400
I'm not saying that I loved the super fun movie that I watched.

2042
01:21:08,400 --> 01:21:10,520
But you take all that out of it that you're saying.

2043
01:21:10,520 --> 01:21:11,520
No.

2044
01:21:11,520 --> 01:21:12,520
It's not that movie anymore.

2045
01:21:12,520 --> 01:21:14,040
It's a different fucking movie.

2046
01:21:14,040 --> 01:21:15,040
That's all I'm saying.

2047
01:21:15,040 --> 01:21:16,040
They could, no, no, no.

2048
01:21:16,040 --> 01:21:19,440
To do all the changes you've said, it's not the same movie.

2049
01:21:19,440 --> 01:21:20,440
It's the same.

2050
01:21:20,440 --> 01:21:22,440
That's the whole point of making the changes.

2051
01:21:22,440 --> 01:21:23,440
Okay.

2052
01:21:23,440 --> 01:21:29,960
I'm forgiving a lot of bullshit of this movie because the premise of it is so insane.

2053
01:21:29,960 --> 01:21:34,680
And the fact that they got Dennis Hopper to be the main character is mind boggling to

2054
01:21:34,680 --> 01:21:35,680
me.

2055
01:21:35,680 --> 01:21:39,840
And Steven Dorff in a weird, in a younger role, pre-Blaine, it's just weird.

2056
01:21:39,840 --> 01:21:41,560
So that's what enveloped me.

2057
01:21:41,560 --> 01:21:48,000
It's not that the director did an amazing job making a deliberate B movie.

2058
01:21:48,000 --> 01:21:52,640
I think a writer wrote a cool ass space trucker's movie.

2059
01:21:52,640 --> 01:21:54,500
They got Dennis Hopper on board.

2060
01:21:54,500 --> 01:21:56,360
They got Steven Dorff on board.

2061
01:21:56,360 --> 01:22:02,040
Then a director fucked a lot of it up because the fact that you can see the wires, I'm going

2062
01:22:02,040 --> 01:22:05,080
to bring this up again, the fact that you can see the wires, that's not deliberate,

2063
01:22:05,080 --> 01:22:06,080
Mike.

2064
01:22:06,080 --> 01:22:07,080
That's not a deliberate choice.

2065
01:22:07,080 --> 01:22:08,080
Well, honestly, I don't know if it is or not.

2066
01:22:08,080 --> 01:22:09,080
That is bad.

2067
01:22:09,080 --> 01:22:10,240
No, that is bad filmmaking.

2068
01:22:10,240 --> 01:22:13,760
We could go into the fight scenes later on when the robots come up.

2069
01:22:13,760 --> 01:22:19,360
The inconsistency of what those robots can do is not deliberate B movie bullshit.

2070
01:22:19,360 --> 01:22:21,920
That is bad filmmaking is what I'm saying.

2071
01:22:21,920 --> 01:22:23,880
And that takes the movie down.

2072
01:22:23,880 --> 01:22:27,080
And I know it wouldn't be the same movie if they didn't have all those mistakes.

2073
01:22:27,080 --> 01:22:28,080
You're absolutely right.

2074
01:22:28,080 --> 01:22:29,080
It would be a better movie.

2075
01:22:29,080 --> 01:22:30,080
But you're making a parody.

2076
01:22:30,080 --> 01:22:31,080
You're supposed to do those things.

2077
01:22:31,080 --> 01:22:32,080
It's not a parody.

2078
01:22:32,080 --> 01:22:33,080
It's not a parody.

2079
01:22:33,080 --> 01:22:34,080
It's not a parody.

2080
01:22:34,080 --> 01:22:35,080
What's it parodying?

2081
01:22:35,080 --> 01:22:36,080
Is it parodying Convoy or is it parodying space movies?

2082
01:22:36,080 --> 01:22:37,080
Okay, I'm going to quote you, Early.

2083
01:22:37,080 --> 01:22:41,200
Tell me if I'm wrong on this because I've listened to what you're saying.

2084
01:22:41,200 --> 01:22:44,160
Did you not say that this movie wishes it was another movie earlier?

2085
01:22:44,160 --> 01:22:45,160
Yeah, you said it wishes it was Spaceballs.

2086
01:22:45,160 --> 01:22:47,160
It wanted to be the next Spaceballs.

2087
01:22:47,160 --> 01:22:48,160
Exactly.

2088
01:22:48,160 --> 01:22:49,160
Like let's try to do it.

2089
01:22:49,160 --> 01:22:50,160
And they did a shitty job.

2090
01:22:50,160 --> 01:22:51,160
That's what they were trying to do.

2091
01:22:51,160 --> 01:22:54,840
And Spaceballs is a shitty movie too.

2092
01:22:54,840 --> 01:22:56,480
So I'm disagreeing with you guys.

2093
01:22:56,480 --> 01:23:00,560
I think that Dennis Hopper probably signed on for what he thought was going to be a cool

2094
01:23:00,560 --> 01:23:01,560
space movie.

2095
01:23:01,560 --> 01:23:04,320
A cool space Convoy.

2096
01:23:04,320 --> 01:23:08,560
And I think that he acted in a way that was consistent with that.

2097
01:23:08,560 --> 01:23:10,400
I think it was cool.

2098
01:23:10,400 --> 01:23:11,800
But I think the director fucked it up.

2099
01:23:11,800 --> 01:23:14,720
I don't think this is a deliberately bad movie.

2100
01:23:14,720 --> 01:23:18,640
I don't think it's parody of other things.

2101
01:23:18,640 --> 01:23:20,080
It might contain jokes.

2102
01:23:20,080 --> 01:23:26,240
Like because they didn't even, the jokes that they make aren't even like laugh out loud

2103
01:23:26,240 --> 01:23:27,680
funny parody jokes.

2104
01:23:27,680 --> 01:23:29,920
They're more social commentary jokes.

2105
01:23:29,920 --> 01:23:34,560
It's like when you get to the very end of the movie and you look outside the hospital

2106
01:23:34,560 --> 01:23:38,840
and there's just a mass of fucking poor people waiting to get in.

2107
01:23:38,840 --> 01:23:40,520
That's not like a parody.

2108
01:23:40,520 --> 01:23:44,640
That's like a strong social commentary on what the future is going to hold.

2109
01:23:44,640 --> 01:23:46,680
And I think they did the same thing with the pigs.

2110
01:23:46,680 --> 01:23:51,800
I really do feel like the writer wrote a solid fucking space Convoy movie.

2111
01:23:51,800 --> 01:23:54,320
I think they added robots in and stuff.

2112
01:23:54,320 --> 01:23:57,200
Which I feel like, and the robots.

2113
01:23:57,200 --> 01:24:00,600
And then whoever directed it did not give a shit about the space stuff.

2114
01:24:00,600 --> 01:24:03,760
Like didn't give a shit about how zero gravity works.

2115
01:24:03,760 --> 01:24:04,760
Didn't give a shit about how.

2116
01:24:04,760 --> 01:24:05,760
I think you're right about all that.

2117
01:24:05,760 --> 01:24:06,760
Yeah.

2118
01:24:06,760 --> 01:24:08,760
It could have been more immersive if they put those things in there.

2119
01:24:08,760 --> 01:24:10,520
But in Spaceballs they didn't do that either.

2120
01:24:10,520 --> 01:24:11,520
That's my whole point.

2121
01:24:11,520 --> 01:24:13,200
But no, but that's what I disagree.

2122
01:24:13,200 --> 01:24:17,440
Spaceballs is a deliberate Star Wars parody.

2123
01:24:17,440 --> 01:24:22,600
They're going shot for shot, frame for frame, making like, it's a scary movie.

2124
01:24:22,600 --> 01:24:23,600
It's a.

2125
01:24:23,600 --> 01:24:25,440
Gravity doesn't work right in Star Wars either.

2126
01:24:25,440 --> 01:24:26,440
So what?

2127
01:24:26,440 --> 01:24:28,240
Star Wars gravity doesn't work right either.

2128
01:24:28,240 --> 01:24:29,240
So it doesn't.

2129
01:24:29,240 --> 01:24:30,240
But we forget that.

2130
01:24:30,240 --> 01:24:31,240
We forget.

2131
01:24:31,240 --> 01:24:32,240
I was actually going to bring that up earlier.

2132
01:24:32,240 --> 01:24:35,760
I was going to say, we forgive Star Wars for their, for their bullshit when it comes to

2133
01:24:35,760 --> 01:24:36,760
gravity too.

2134
01:24:36,760 --> 01:24:41,400
People didn't forgive the bomb drop in that, in one of the more, the trilogy.

2135
01:24:41,400 --> 01:24:44,080
There was a, there's a controversial bomb drop.

2136
01:24:44,080 --> 01:24:45,080
It's either last Jedi or Rise of Skywalker.

2137
01:24:45,080 --> 01:24:46,080
Yeah.

2138
01:24:46,080 --> 01:24:47,080
Where they dropped the bombs.

2139
01:24:47,080 --> 01:24:49,480
And that's not how fucking space works.

2140
01:24:49,480 --> 01:24:50,960
Star Wars does it badly.

2141
01:24:50,960 --> 01:24:53,600
But Star Wars also isn't parodying anything.

2142
01:24:53,600 --> 01:24:55,040
Star Wars is just bad.

2143
01:24:55,040 --> 01:25:00,120
They just got space wrong in the seventies and had to stick to those rules.

2144
01:25:00,120 --> 01:25:05,280
But that also makes it not like, you know, but then we can argue the Star Wars at another

2145
01:25:05,280 --> 01:25:06,280
time.

2146
01:25:06,280 --> 01:25:07,840
This could have been a better movie.

2147
01:25:07,840 --> 01:25:09,180
I think they fucked it up.

2148
01:25:09,180 --> 01:25:15,800
I think I love it, but I really strongly disagree because there's been so many fucking movies

2149
01:25:15,800 --> 01:25:19,920
we've watched where you've come at me and said that the act, the director has said this

2150
01:25:19,920 --> 01:25:23,080
was a deliberate choice to be a bad movie.

2151
01:25:23,080 --> 01:25:26,040
And that cannot be the case for every movie that gets made.

2152
01:25:26,040 --> 01:25:31,320
You don't throw $25 million at a movie to make a shitty parody movie that makes no money.

2153
01:25:31,320 --> 01:25:36,920
You make, like you throw $25 million at an idea to make a cool space convoy movie.

2154
01:25:36,920 --> 01:25:37,920
I buy that.

2155
01:25:37,920 --> 01:25:46,080
Like, I'm just saying this, this movie for all the reasons I love it, is a, is, it could

2156
01:25:46,080 --> 01:25:47,760
have been way better.

2157
01:25:47,760 --> 01:25:49,720
The director, I think fucked it all up.

2158
01:25:49,720 --> 01:25:52,440
I liked the writer, Ted Mann, whoever this is.

2159
01:25:52,440 --> 01:25:55,240
Ted Mann, what else has he written?

2160
01:25:55,240 --> 01:25:58,160
He wrote N. White, P.D. Blue a few times, I guess.

2161
01:25:58,160 --> 01:26:00,160
No, those are producers, writer.

2162
01:26:00,160 --> 01:26:05,200
Yeah, Hatfields McCoy, Deadwood, fuck yeah, dude.

2163
01:26:05,200 --> 01:26:12,000
Total Recall 2070, the TV show, Millennium, all right, well I don't know.

2164
01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:15,600
Disco Beaver for Matter Space motherfucker, he wrote that.

2165
01:26:15,600 --> 01:26:16,600
Not a parody at all.

2166
01:26:16,600 --> 01:26:17,600
Whoa.

2167
01:26:17,600 --> 01:26:18,600
Ted Mann, not that bitch.

2168
01:26:18,600 --> 01:26:19,600
National Lampoon Guy.

2169
01:26:19,600 --> 01:26:20,600
Yeah, you're right, Andy.

2170
01:26:20,600 --> 01:26:26,240
Okay, the National Lampoon Guy wasn't trying to write a parody.

2171
01:26:26,240 --> 01:26:32,560
All right, well, that blew up in my face a little bit, but let me just say, Dennis Hopper

2172
01:26:32,560 --> 01:26:34,800
Thanks for yelling at me for 30 minutes about it.

2173
01:26:34,800 --> 01:26:39,000
Dennis Hopper did not sign up to do a parody.

2174
01:26:39,000 --> 01:26:40,000
Okay, Andy.

2175
01:26:40,000 --> 01:26:41,560
No, that's what I'm saying.

2176
01:26:41,560 --> 01:26:43,040
Dennis Hopper didn't sign up to do a parody.

2177
01:26:43,040 --> 01:26:44,640
I'd stick to it if I was you, too.

2178
01:26:44,640 --> 01:26:45,840
No, I'm not wrong.

2179
01:26:45,840 --> 01:26:49,280
Dennis Hopper, when he signed up for this movie, there's no way he's, he's, you're

2180
01:26:49,280 --> 01:26:52,600
just calling Dennis Hopper stupid because you're not going to tell me that anybody who

2181
01:26:52,600 --> 01:26:56,840
signs up from a writer from National Lampoon, one of his first projects, thinks they're

2182
01:26:56,840 --> 01:26:59,800
going to some Oscar winning bullshit.

2183
01:26:59,800 --> 01:27:02,880
He needed a paycheck, but I don't, I don't think he.

2184
01:27:02,880 --> 01:27:04,920
You need a paycheck or an alibi or something.

2185
01:27:04,920 --> 01:27:05,920
Yeah, so whatever.

2186
01:27:05,920 --> 01:27:06,920
Whatever Dennis Hopper does.

2187
01:27:06,920 --> 01:27:08,200
He knew what he was signing up for is my point.

2188
01:27:08,200 --> 01:27:11,600
You're saying he didn't, and there's no way he didn't know what he was signing up for.

2189
01:27:11,600 --> 01:27:12,600
Dennis Hopper.

2190
01:27:12,600 --> 01:27:13,600
He's not that dumb.

2191
01:27:13,600 --> 01:27:14,600
You're calling him an idiot.

2192
01:27:14,600 --> 01:27:15,600
I don't think he could have done that.

2193
01:27:15,600 --> 01:27:17,880
Oh, I am calling him, I'm calling him a bad actor in this.

2194
01:27:17,880 --> 01:27:20,960
I think he could have done a better job.

2195
01:27:20,960 --> 01:27:25,200
I kind of hate that he phoned this in.

2196
01:27:25,200 --> 01:27:29,800
This could have been a really, really fun, a really fun fucking thing.

2197
01:27:29,800 --> 01:27:34,720
But anyway, we have drastically different opinions on this.

2198
01:27:34,720 --> 01:27:35,720
Yes.

2199
01:27:35,720 --> 01:27:37,320
The ending, towards the ending.

2200
01:27:37,320 --> 01:27:39,240
Oh, well, yeah, I have more notes, but.

2201
01:27:39,240 --> 01:27:42,440
Fucking Vicky Valencourt is about to, how do I say this?

2202
01:27:42,440 --> 01:27:43,440
Not being controversial.

2203
01:27:43,440 --> 01:27:45,440
Allow the Nazi pirate to.

2204
01:27:45,440 --> 01:27:46,440
Rape her.

2205
01:27:46,440 --> 01:27:47,440
Rape her.

2206
01:27:47,440 --> 01:27:49,400
She was willing to do that to save everybody.

2207
01:27:49,400 --> 01:27:51,200
Oh, what a great line from Dennis Hopper.

2208
01:27:51,200 --> 01:27:52,200
Is that what you were about to say?

2209
01:27:52,200 --> 01:27:53,200
No, no, no, no.

2210
01:27:53,200 --> 01:27:54,200
Oh.

2211
01:27:54,200 --> 01:27:57,720
Then they're like on the ship and he's like, hey, I'm sorry I did this whole thing for

2212
01:27:57,720 --> 01:27:58,720
you to marry me.

2213
01:27:58,720 --> 01:28:01,120
It weren't right and all that shit.

2214
01:28:01,120 --> 01:28:03,200
And then she's all like, it's all good.

2215
01:28:03,200 --> 01:28:04,200
You don't have to marry me.

2216
01:28:04,200 --> 01:28:05,200
And she's like, fine.

2217
01:28:05,200 --> 01:28:07,120
She could have, could have sucked him off or something.

2218
01:28:07,120 --> 01:28:08,120
Wow.

2219
01:28:08,120 --> 01:28:09,120
For his troubles.

2220
01:28:09,120 --> 01:28:10,120
Is that why she's the villain in your eyes?

2221
01:28:10,120 --> 01:28:11,120
No.

2222
01:28:11,120 --> 01:28:12,120
No.

2223
01:28:12,120 --> 01:28:14,120
Because that's a really strong, strong stance to take.

2224
01:28:14,120 --> 01:28:17,120
You were going to marry the guy and have to suck him off forever.

2225
01:28:17,120 --> 01:28:20,040
I don't think she should have had to suck him off.

2226
01:28:20,040 --> 01:28:24,560
I think that choosing not to add that in was a great choice by the director.

2227
01:28:24,560 --> 01:28:27,440
I'll give him that.

2228
01:28:27,440 --> 01:28:31,200
For him to not be like, you know, I can at least get a blow job from all this.

2229
01:28:31,200 --> 01:28:36,600
So he gets into trouble with the company over this, over this bull.

2230
01:28:36,600 --> 01:28:41,080
He gets a controversial, in order to leave the station after getting in trouble with

2231
01:28:41,080 --> 01:28:48,400
this like kind of a big shot company man, he, John has to leave and they put, and they

2232
01:28:48,400 --> 01:28:50,280
give him an illegal cargo.

2233
01:28:50,280 --> 01:28:54,960
And that's why when he gets, when he leaves, people are, you know, trying to get it.

2234
01:28:54,960 --> 01:28:57,680
Just to keep people if they haven't seen it.

2235
01:28:57,680 --> 01:29:01,960
Oh, I like that his hat has no brim because why was it?

2236
01:29:01,960 --> 01:29:02,960
There's no sun.

2237
01:29:02,960 --> 01:29:03,960
There's no sun.

2238
01:29:03,960 --> 01:29:04,960
It's a beanie.

2239
01:29:04,960 --> 01:29:09,960
No, no, it's a, it's a trucker hat where they deliberately cut the brim off of because

2240
01:29:09,960 --> 01:29:13,600
there's no sun to get in your eyes because you're in space.

2241
01:29:13,600 --> 01:29:17,240
Oh, I think one of those cops, I'm not entirely sure.

2242
01:29:17,240 --> 01:29:23,240
One of the ones that gets is Django Fett from Django Fett, but I might be wrong.

2243
01:29:23,240 --> 01:29:24,960
I don't think they just look alike.

2244
01:29:24,960 --> 01:29:32,120
When they, when that pirate ship gobbles up the ship, first off, I was turned on because

2245
01:29:32,120 --> 01:29:33,120
that was awesome.

2246
01:29:33,120 --> 01:29:37,880
It's just a long snake just going into a giant hole of a ship.

2247
01:29:37,880 --> 01:29:44,400
But, but there's a moment, there's a moment where, so we meet Charles Dance and Charles

2248
01:29:44,400 --> 01:29:48,160
Dance in the beginning, well we meet Charles Dance in the beginning and he's the inventor

2249
01:29:48,160 --> 01:29:53,560
of these killer fucking cyborg robots who can disintegrate you with just like.

2250
01:29:53,560 --> 01:29:56,680
It turns your insides into fucking a bunch of silly poy mixed together.

2251
01:29:56,680 --> 01:29:59,540
Yeah, and it just melts you and it just disintegrates you.

2252
01:29:59,540 --> 01:30:05,280
So he, he shows this off to the president or shows this off to this guy.

2253
01:30:05,280 --> 01:30:09,480
He's like the main guy, the main bad guy or whatever, and he goes, Hey, here we go.

2254
01:30:09,480 --> 01:30:11,160
Isn't this great?

2255
01:30:11,160 --> 01:30:13,480
It works under your command only.

2256
01:30:13,480 --> 01:30:14,480
This is awesome.

2257
01:30:14,480 --> 01:30:15,960
And the guy's like, wonderful.

2258
01:30:15,960 --> 01:30:20,920
And then without saying a word, the robot just knows that the next thing it needs to

2259
01:30:20,920 --> 01:30:23,640
do is melt half of Charles Dance.

2260
01:30:23,640 --> 01:30:26,320
And so he does that.

2261
01:30:26,320 --> 01:30:32,600
And then Charles Dance being, I guess not even half, like, like probably, no, about

2262
01:30:32,600 --> 01:30:39,560
half a bit, somehow over the course of however long it's been since that happened, rebuilt

2263
01:30:39,560 --> 01:30:44,480
himself with a fully functional robotic penis.

2264
01:30:44,480 --> 01:30:51,000
And this is beloved BAFTA actor, Charles Dancer, Charles Dancer.

2265
01:30:51,000 --> 01:30:58,560
He has a little like lawnmower pull start, like when it gets going, it lights up and

2266
01:30:58,560 --> 01:31:02,040
starts emitting a fucking mechanical noise.

2267
01:31:02,040 --> 01:31:08,380
It's been designed to make women, it pulses out certain emits of frequency that is irresistible

2268
01:31:08,380 --> 01:31:09,380
to women.

2269
01:31:09,380 --> 01:31:13,200
And she's looking at going, Oh my God, I'm going to puke.

2270
01:31:13,200 --> 01:31:14,920
And he looks fucking disgusting.

2271
01:31:14,920 --> 01:31:22,160
And then he proceeds to, but anyway, before that happens, he has the, the three heroes

2272
01:31:22,160 --> 01:31:25,440
tied up and there's people going through their ship.

2273
01:31:25,440 --> 01:31:27,560
They're trying to open up the illegal cargo.

2274
01:31:27,560 --> 01:31:30,960
It's very difficult because it's like this titanium fucking thing.

2275
01:31:30,960 --> 01:31:33,880
They're trying to keep these robots in check.

2276
01:31:33,880 --> 01:31:39,200
And he threatens to cut off Stephen Dorff's dick with a saw, circular saw.

2277
01:31:39,200 --> 01:31:43,680
And when he does this, Stephen Dorff's like, don't cut off my dick, man.

2278
01:31:43,680 --> 01:31:48,680
And John chimes in and he goes, listen, if you're going to chop off anybody's dick, blah,

2279
01:31:48,680 --> 01:31:51,040
blah, blah, blah, blah, says his little line.

2280
01:31:51,040 --> 01:31:52,920
And Charles dances reply.

2281
01:31:52,920 --> 01:32:01,880
If he reaches down and he grabs Stephen Dorff's dick and he goes, is this your dick?

2282
01:32:01,880 --> 01:32:05,000
Says it to John and John goes, no.

2283
01:32:05,000 --> 01:32:07,720
And Stephen Dorff goes, it's my dick.

2284
01:32:07,720 --> 01:32:13,320
It's just one of the weirdest, no reason scenes I've ever seen in a movie.

2285
01:32:13,320 --> 01:32:16,960
It had, I don't know if that was Charles dance method acting or not.

2286
01:32:16,960 --> 01:32:21,640
Cause again, he's a BAFTA award winning, beloved celebrity.

2287
01:32:21,640 --> 01:32:26,720
Did you catch the, the act, the coincidental social commentary in the middle?

2288
01:32:26,720 --> 01:32:27,720
Oh, what was that?

2289
01:32:27,720 --> 01:32:28,720
Which part?

2290
01:32:28,720 --> 01:32:30,920
They're, they're like talking about Asteroid Fields and he looks out the window and he's

2291
01:32:30,920 --> 01:32:34,440
like, black rock.

2292
01:32:34,440 --> 01:32:35,440
What's black rock?

2293
01:32:35,440 --> 01:32:38,040
Oh, like the company that's buying all people's houses and shit.

2294
01:32:38,040 --> 01:32:39,040
Oh shit.

2295
01:32:39,040 --> 01:32:43,480
It also used to be, they were like big in like the Iraq war back way.

2296
01:32:43,480 --> 01:32:44,480
That's what I was thinking.

2297
01:32:44,480 --> 01:32:48,840
Is that the company that has the security company that private military?

2298
01:32:48,840 --> 01:32:49,840
I think so.

2299
01:32:49,840 --> 01:32:50,840
That's what I thought it was.

2300
01:32:50,840 --> 01:32:51,840
It's a very spooky corporation.

2301
01:32:51,840 --> 01:32:54,840
It is spooky that they're buying up all houses.

2302
01:32:54,840 --> 01:32:57,120
It is kind of strange.

2303
01:32:57,120 --> 01:33:02,640
But the black rock thing is kind of, that was a cool twist on Asteroid Fields sort of

2304
01:33:02,640 --> 01:33:03,640
thing.

2305
01:33:03,640 --> 01:33:07,400
Where they, as they're, they're going through the radars picking up a bunch of asteroids,

2306
01:33:07,400 --> 01:33:08,400
they can't see anything.

2307
01:33:08,400 --> 01:33:11,120
And it's because it's all black rock.

2308
01:33:11,120 --> 01:33:19,920
It's this black invisible rock until it gets conveniently CGI graphics close to you and

2309
01:33:19,920 --> 01:33:22,280
then you can see it.

2310
01:33:22,280 --> 01:33:28,480
So they, I didn't write any notes after this movie doesn't care about the rules of space.

2311
01:33:28,480 --> 01:33:38,480
There's a lot of bad, bad, bad choreography in the stunt work when those robots, no, the

2312
01:33:38,480 --> 01:33:42,680
robots themselves, the way they move is fucking dope.

2313
01:33:42,680 --> 01:33:45,720
The CGI surrounding them is awful.

2314
01:33:45,720 --> 01:33:49,280
The blue screen effects when they're out in space are atrocious.

2315
01:33:49,280 --> 01:33:56,200
The blowing people up and having them fly again with wires exposed because the whole

2316
01:33:56,200 --> 01:33:59,000
fucking movie you see wires on people.

2317
01:33:59,000 --> 01:34:01,440
It's embarrassing.

2318
01:34:01,440 --> 01:34:02,480
That's awful.

2319
01:34:02,480 --> 01:34:04,440
It's like literally sparkly.

2320
01:34:04,440 --> 01:34:06,600
It's exactly what you think from like an 80s movie.

2321
01:34:06,600 --> 01:34:13,080
It's just like one of those sparkly explosions, not a real flame ball, but just like a firework

2322
01:34:13,080 --> 01:34:18,200
went off and then you see someone get pulled on a wire into a thing, into like an obviously

2323
01:34:18,200 --> 01:34:19,560
cushioned whatever.

2324
01:34:19,560 --> 01:34:22,160
Like it's, it's a lot of that.

2325
01:34:22,160 --> 01:34:25,440
And eventually I actually wondered when I was seeing that, I wondered in this, if they

2326
01:34:25,440 --> 01:34:29,560
ran out of money, you know, cause in all movies you can watch the pre done scenes like in

2327
01:34:29,560 --> 01:34:32,960
from Marvel movies and you can see the wires and the pre done things and then they paint

2328
01:34:32,960 --> 01:34:35,040
them out or something at the end when they're doing that.

2329
01:34:35,040 --> 01:34:37,000
Well, according to you it was a deliberate choice.

2330
01:34:37,000 --> 01:34:41,560
No, I told you then I didn't know if it was that the wire specifically, I don't know if

2331
01:34:41,560 --> 01:34:45,000
that's cause they ran out of money to pay every scene at the end or what, cause it just

2332
01:34:45,000 --> 01:34:46,000
seemed weird.

2333
01:34:46,000 --> 01:34:47,000
It was bad.

2334
01:34:47,000 --> 01:34:48,000
There were so much.

2335
01:34:48,000 --> 01:34:49,000
It was bad.

2336
01:34:49,000 --> 01:34:50,000
Yeah.

2337
01:34:50,000 --> 01:34:51,000
So fucking bad.

2338
01:34:51,000 --> 01:34:57,080
There's a, Oh God, there's literally so much that the fucking zero G stuff, there's a point

2339
01:34:57,080 --> 01:35:02,360
where they're literally just casually walking around on the, on the, on the like ship and

2340
01:35:02,360 --> 01:35:03,760
then someone needs to go somewhere.

2341
01:35:03,760 --> 01:35:05,880
So they just go whoop and then just jump.

2342
01:35:05,880 --> 01:35:07,840
They just start floating off into wherever.

2343
01:35:07,840 --> 01:35:14,680
And I'm like, what this whole fucking time it's been zero G how, but they know because

2344
01:35:14,680 --> 01:35:19,320
and I tell you this, if they went real zero G, if they tried to wire everybody up for

2345
01:35:19,320 --> 01:35:24,800
all the necessary zero G kind of shit that they needed to do, it would have looked so

2346
01:35:24,800 --> 01:35:25,800
bad.

2347
01:35:25,800 --> 01:35:29,640
But they did the one where they're like, they were there.

2348
01:35:29,640 --> 01:35:35,720
It's a girl and the dwarf and the chick and they're like, they're like there, you can

2349
01:35:35,720 --> 01:35:40,320
tell they're just laying on a blue screen, like on their sides looking at each other

2350
01:35:40,320 --> 01:35:43,440
and they're just rotating an image of the ship.

2351
01:35:43,440 --> 01:35:44,440
Yeah.

2352
01:35:44,440 --> 01:35:45,440
Oh God.

2353
01:35:45,440 --> 01:35:46,440
Yeah.

2354
01:35:46,440 --> 01:35:47,440
They're floating.

2355
01:35:47,440 --> 01:35:48,440
Yeah.

2356
01:35:48,440 --> 01:35:52,520
For their, for the sex scene, which did it wasn't the, like the random objects floating

2357
01:35:52,520 --> 01:35:53,520
every now and then.

2358
01:35:53,520 --> 01:35:56,520
Oh, foreground, the background is like a toothpaste.

2359
01:35:56,520 --> 01:35:57,520
Yeah.

2360
01:35:57,520 --> 01:36:01,400
Cause they want you to, cause it's zero G. Oh God.

2361
01:36:01,400 --> 01:36:03,120
Quote unquote.

2362
01:36:03,120 --> 01:36:08,040
So he, that's another, they spent the budget on miniatures.

2363
01:36:08,040 --> 01:36:13,760
Just so that, just so the director got to keep them all at the end, just like, I'll

2364
01:36:13,760 --> 01:36:14,760
get something from this.

2365
01:36:14,760 --> 01:36:16,120
I'll get a nice little space collection.

2366
01:36:16,120 --> 01:36:20,480
He dresses up as a Mabel's character with the robot dick.

2367
01:36:20,480 --> 01:36:22,440
He's got that whole costume.

2368
01:36:22,440 --> 01:36:23,440
He's got the real dick.

2369
01:36:23,440 --> 01:36:24,440
Didn't even put it in the movie.

2370
01:36:24,440 --> 01:36:27,440
Had them make it, didn't put it on the guy.

2371
01:36:27,440 --> 01:36:30,320
Just for him, this is mine.

2372
01:36:30,320 --> 01:36:39,320
Uh, I, so anyway, Dennis Hopper's character, uh, becomes a good human being, gives them

2373
01:36:39,320 --> 01:36:42,920
the blessing to get married, tells them to get married immediately.

2374
01:36:42,920 --> 01:36:47,400
Uh, like he gives up his, his, her obligation to marry him.

2375
01:36:47,400 --> 01:36:51,880
And then he says, uh, all right, go on the escape pod, get out of here while a bunch

2376
01:36:51,880 --> 01:36:55,020
of killer robots are, you know, about to kill them.

2377
01:36:55,020 --> 01:36:56,600
They got the space, the escape pod.

2378
01:36:56,600 --> 01:36:58,400
Now this is where I'm confused.

2379
01:36:58,400 --> 01:37:02,920
The whole movie I was following without missing a step.

2380
01:37:02,920 --> 01:37:05,080
This is where I got hung up.

2381
01:37:05,080 --> 01:37:07,920
The escape pod.

2382
01:37:07,920 --> 01:37:16,320
Did Steven Dorff intentionally use the afterburners to kill those robots that were attacking John,

2383
01:37:16,320 --> 01:37:24,220
or was that just a happy byproduct of the pre-established escape pod coordinate protocol?

2384
01:37:24,220 --> 01:37:25,520
They don't really explain that.

2385
01:37:25,520 --> 01:37:27,480
They don't go into, they don't go into detail.

2386
01:37:27,480 --> 01:37:33,600
He said he was going to the Palmdale space port, which I was like, he did say, yeah,

2387
01:37:33,600 --> 01:37:34,760
he's going to Palmdale space port.

2388
01:37:34,760 --> 01:37:37,600
At least they tried to, um, didn't seem plot specific.

2389
01:37:37,600 --> 01:37:38,600
I don't know the matter truly.

2390
01:37:38,600 --> 01:37:42,360
Well, I don't know if he was just hanging around, seeing what John was going to do and

2391
01:37:42,360 --> 01:37:47,120
then helped him or if he just happened to be like, Oh shit, John's in trouble.

2392
01:37:47,120 --> 01:37:48,560
Or he didn't even notice.

2393
01:37:48,560 --> 01:37:52,560
It almost looked like he didn't notice that he killed those robots is what I'm saying.

2394
01:37:52,560 --> 01:37:58,320
It looked like, and look, if that, if it's what I think it is, which is the escape pod

2395
01:37:58,320 --> 01:38:05,880
just happened the way the escape pod works to pull up, line up to the robots and then

2396
01:38:05,880 --> 01:38:08,040
wait, but nope, nope, nope.

2397
01:38:08,040 --> 01:38:11,840
I'm going to actually disregard my own theory and here's why.

2398
01:38:11,840 --> 01:38:19,320
No escape pod I think would be designed to launch off of a ship and then use its afterburners

2399
01:38:19,320 --> 01:38:21,840
to then damage the ship on its way out.

2400
01:38:21,840 --> 01:38:25,960
It would probably launch far enough away before activating its own thrusters.

2401
01:38:25,960 --> 01:38:29,880
So this had to be a deliberate move by, by DORF.

2402
01:38:29,880 --> 01:38:33,320
And so knowing that it actually changes my opinion about a lot of things about this movie

2403
01:38:33,320 --> 01:38:38,640
because I thought DORF was a pretty selfish character, but he actually put his life at

2404
01:38:38,640 --> 01:38:40,240
risk in that maneuver.

2405
01:38:40,240 --> 01:38:45,000
So that actually kind of a redemption that probably raised a letter of this entire movie

2406
01:38:45,000 --> 01:38:46,640
of grade wise for me.

2407
01:38:46,640 --> 01:38:49,120
Just that thank you for clarifying that my own brain.

2408
01:38:49,120 --> 01:38:50,660
Thank you.

2409
01:38:50,660 --> 01:39:00,680
So anyway, they, so Dennis Hopper blows up, disintegrates the ship in the earth's atmosphere

2410
01:39:00,680 --> 01:39:03,720
along with all the robots and this is his truck, right?

2411
01:39:03,720 --> 01:39:09,600
This is his bad boys, Peterbilt and they watch it blow up and then they do, you wouldn't

2412
01:39:09,600 --> 01:39:14,480
believe it, the old Indiana Jones trick, the old whatever movie we watched that did this

2413
01:39:14,480 --> 01:39:18,040
trick move where they think that he's dead.

2414
01:39:18,040 --> 01:39:24,520
They spent an uncomfortable amount of time on Steven Dorf and her and Sydney for like

2415
01:39:24,520 --> 01:39:25,520
that scene.

2416
01:39:25,520 --> 01:39:31,680
If you rewatch it, that's a good 30, 40 uncut seconds of them pretending to be sad that

2417
01:39:31,680 --> 01:39:33,880
Dennis Hopper just died.

2418
01:39:33,880 --> 01:39:36,200
And then lo and behold, there's a parachute coming down.

2419
01:39:36,200 --> 01:39:39,240
Softest parachute landing of all time I've ever seen in a movie.

2420
01:39:39,240 --> 01:39:43,160
They just filmed, they just threw the parachute up in the air and then had him run in front

2421
01:39:43,160 --> 01:39:44,160
of the camera.

2422
01:39:44,160 --> 01:39:46,120
Like that's what I would even think they did it in reverse.

2423
01:39:46,120 --> 01:39:51,240
They had somebody jump or no, because it's, no, I think, yeah, they just must've had somebody

2424
01:39:51,240 --> 01:39:54,280
because he did take the helmet off.

2425
01:39:54,280 --> 01:39:55,640
It was him.

2426
01:39:55,640 --> 01:40:02,880
So anyway, you would think, there we go, happily ever after they get home, but she goes and

2427
01:40:02,880 --> 01:40:06,000
sees her mom and this is where shit gets wild.

2428
01:40:06,000 --> 01:40:13,540
The last five minutes of this fucking movie are an absolute insane, just bullshit ride.

2429
01:40:13,540 --> 01:40:20,280
We have the hospital where Sydney is finally, so earlier in the movie, Sydney, who again,

2430
01:40:20,280 --> 01:40:25,320
Dennis Hopper, it tends to make his slave wife in a way.

2431
01:40:25,320 --> 01:40:30,200
She shows him a picture of her mom and she's a babe, like really hot.

2432
01:40:30,200 --> 01:40:32,200
And Dennis Hopper's like, God damn, your mom's hot.

2433
01:40:32,200 --> 01:40:34,680
I wish I would've loved to have met her back in the day.

2434
01:40:34,680 --> 01:40:37,040
I didn't know that was foreshadowing at the time.

2435
01:40:37,040 --> 01:40:40,200
I thought that was 40 old man Dennis Hopper again.

2436
01:40:40,200 --> 01:40:46,120
I didn't know, wow, real good foreshadowing, because at the end of the movie she's like,

2437
01:40:46,120 --> 01:40:49,120
oh, my mom's had a operation, blah, blah, blah.

2438
01:40:49,120 --> 01:40:52,680
Turns out the operation was they cryogenically froze her until there was a cure available

2439
01:40:52,680 --> 01:40:59,760
for her disease, cured her, and now she's the same age as fucking her daughter and she's

2440
01:40:59,760 --> 01:41:01,520
as hot as she was in that picture.

2441
01:41:01,520 --> 01:41:02,520
And guess what?

2442
01:41:02,520 --> 01:41:08,920
The first person she lays eyes on is Dennis Hopper and she has the biggest lady boner crush

2443
01:41:08,920 --> 01:41:10,560
on Dennis Hopper.

2444
01:41:10,560 --> 01:41:13,760
And that, wait, hold on, we're actually not there yet.

2445
01:41:13,760 --> 01:41:16,240
Then the president walks in.

2446
01:41:16,240 --> 01:41:17,240
The guy from, what?

2447
01:41:17,240 --> 01:41:18,240
Hold on.

2448
01:41:18,240 --> 01:41:19,240
Back to the mom.

2449
01:41:19,240 --> 01:41:20,240
Yeah.

2450
01:41:20,240 --> 01:41:23,960
I thought for a second there when the mom wakes up, she's like, oh, I was cryogenically

2451
01:41:23,960 --> 01:41:25,360
frozen and everything.

2452
01:41:25,360 --> 01:41:30,000
I thought he was gonna be like, oh, I fucked her a long time ago.

2453
01:41:30,000 --> 01:41:32,440
And she's my daughter and I was about to marry her.

2454
01:41:32,440 --> 01:41:33,440
That's the vibe that gave off.

2455
01:41:33,440 --> 01:41:34,880
No, no, he's not even wrong for thinking that.

2456
01:41:34,880 --> 01:41:35,880
I thought that too.

2457
01:41:35,880 --> 01:41:40,720
It's because the moment when they see each other, it's like they've known each other

2458
01:41:40,720 --> 01:41:44,480
for years and they haven't seen each other in decades and they've seen each other for

2459
01:41:44,480 --> 01:41:48,440
the first time, which let's be real real quick.

2460
01:41:48,440 --> 01:41:52,640
From his perspective, even if that was the case, if they had been old lovers or whatever,

2461
01:41:52,640 --> 01:41:53,640
right?

2462
01:41:53,640 --> 01:41:58,120
From his perspective, holy shit, it's my old lover and she hasn't aged a day.

2463
01:41:58,120 --> 01:42:04,160
From her perspective, ew, my old lover's now this old man with a half a trucker hat.

2464
01:42:04,160 --> 01:42:05,160
Trying to bang my daughter.

2465
01:42:05,160 --> 01:42:06,440
Trying to bang my daughter, right?

2466
01:42:06,440 --> 01:42:09,480
So that moment wouldn't work.

2467
01:42:09,480 --> 01:42:14,880
So them actually being just looking at each other, I don't know.

2468
01:42:14,880 --> 01:42:20,120
But anyway, the president comes in and he says, I need you all to forget about all this

2469
01:42:20,120 --> 01:42:21,120
bullshit.

2470
01:42:21,120 --> 01:42:24,160
I've got a truck waiting for you, brand new rig.

2471
01:42:24,160 --> 01:42:25,520
Here's a shitload of money.

2472
01:42:25,520 --> 01:42:26,520
Sorry.

2473
01:42:26,520 --> 01:42:30,920
And then of course, Dennis Hopper being literally the probably, I love his character in this.

2474
01:42:30,920 --> 01:42:32,720
He just goes, yeah, cool.

2475
01:42:32,720 --> 01:42:34,720
No, hey, hey, yeah, that's fine.

2476
01:42:34,720 --> 01:42:35,720
You forget all about it.

2477
01:42:35,720 --> 01:42:36,720
Thanks for the money.

2478
01:42:36,720 --> 01:42:37,720
Appreciate it.

2479
01:42:37,720 --> 01:42:38,720
Have a great life.

2480
01:42:38,720 --> 01:42:39,720
Cooperation.

2481
01:42:39,720 --> 01:42:40,720
Well, we'll cooperate.

2482
01:42:40,720 --> 01:42:41,720
Yeah.

2483
01:42:41,720 --> 01:42:42,720
Well, it's also what I would do.

2484
01:42:42,720 --> 01:42:43,720
And it's also what you would do.

2485
01:42:43,720 --> 01:42:44,720
They made me want to watch the Watchmen movie again.

2486
01:42:44,720 --> 01:42:47,400
The ending of that where they all have to keep quiet about it.

2487
01:42:47,400 --> 01:42:49,400
Oh yeah, that's kind of what it is.

2488
01:42:49,400 --> 01:42:50,400
This is as good as the end of Watchmen.

2489
01:42:50,400 --> 01:42:53,720
We've also said, we all have said we'd take the money and shut up.

2490
01:42:53,720 --> 01:42:54,720
Yeah, we'd shut up.

2491
01:42:54,720 --> 01:43:00,080
Except then the women, I will say if that's your, if you're going to say that the one

2492
01:43:00,080 --> 01:43:02,280
point where she could maybe be considered a villain.

2493
01:43:02,280 --> 01:43:04,680
Oh no, wait, actually, no.

2494
01:43:04,680 --> 01:43:07,440
Because it ends up being the money's a bomb.

2495
01:43:07,440 --> 01:43:13,720
But I want at the moment when they were like, no, we don't want the money.

2496
01:43:13,720 --> 01:43:17,120
I was like, oh, come on, you guys are being stupid.

2497
01:43:17,120 --> 01:43:19,480
Then they throw the briefcase out the window.

2498
01:43:19,480 --> 01:43:20,760
And here's my next thought.

2499
01:43:20,760 --> 01:43:23,200
This movie really has you double guessing yourself.

2500
01:43:23,200 --> 01:43:28,400
My next thought is, oh, briefcase full of money, shitload of homeless people.

2501
01:43:28,400 --> 01:43:29,400
What's going to happen?

2502
01:43:29,400 --> 01:43:32,980
It's going to break open next to the president as he's walking outside.

2503
01:43:32,980 --> 01:43:34,400
The money's going to start flying around.

2504
01:43:34,400 --> 01:43:37,880
He's going to get mobbed by homeless people trying to get the cash and he's going to get

2505
01:43:37,880 --> 01:43:38,880
like trampled or whatever.

2506
01:43:38,880 --> 01:43:43,560
No, I thought it was just going to bonk him on the head or bonk him on the head.

2507
01:43:43,560 --> 01:43:46,080
No briefcase had a bomb.

2508
01:43:46,080 --> 01:43:49,880
And when they threw it out at Lance right on top of his fucking limo blows the limo

2509
01:43:49,880 --> 01:43:50,880
up.

2510
01:43:50,880 --> 01:43:54,360
Now they're on the hook for killing the president and they got to get the fuck out of there.

2511
01:43:54,360 --> 01:43:58,660
So they run to get their new rig and they fucking fly off somehow convinced an air control

2512
01:43:58,660 --> 01:44:02,920
traffic center or whatever to launch their rocket off without any previous clearance

2513
01:44:02,920 --> 01:44:06,560
from anybody and now they're boom, they're gone and they get to fucking yeehaw out of

2514
01:44:06,560 --> 01:44:07,560
the sunset.

2515
01:44:07,560 --> 01:44:10,600
Now, the last thing is more bad CGI because you can tell they use footage from an actual

2516
01:44:10,600 --> 01:44:11,600
rocket launch and just impose.

2517
01:44:11,600 --> 01:44:14,480
Yes, and they just impose the truck onto it.

2518
01:44:14,480 --> 01:44:18,640
So, but this brings me to my mainest point.

2519
01:44:18,640 --> 01:44:20,080
Okay.

2520
01:44:20,080 --> 01:44:25,600
This movie is our second and I'm hoping, wait, first off, actually, how many civilians do

2521
01:44:25,600 --> 01:44:29,240
you think died when they threw that briefcase bomb out the window?

2522
01:44:29,240 --> 01:44:31,280
There's a lot of them gathered up next to the limo.

2523
01:44:31,280 --> 01:44:34,800
I'm just saying they're not only complicit in the president's death, they straight up

2524
01:44:34,800 --> 01:44:40,160
murder and what was the president's fucking, if he goes and visits the room and then a

2525
01:44:40,160 --> 01:44:44,840
whole floor of a hospital gets wiped out after and he walks out of the building, like, and

2526
01:44:44,840 --> 01:44:46,160
people wouldn't question that.

2527
01:44:46,160 --> 01:44:47,640
I'm just saying bad move on his part.

2528
01:44:47,640 --> 01:44:50,180
He's lucky he got blown up.

2529
01:44:50,180 --> 01:44:55,000
This is our second Barbara Crampton movie.

2530
01:44:55,000 --> 01:44:57,240
This is our second Barbara Crampton movie.

2531
01:44:57,240 --> 01:44:58,240
Barbara Crampton.

2532
01:44:58,240 --> 01:44:59,240
Who the?

2533
01:44:59,240 --> 01:45:00,240
Yeah.

2534
01:45:00,240 --> 01:45:01,240
So here's the thing.

2535
01:45:01,240 --> 01:45:02,240
What?

2536
01:45:02,240 --> 01:45:09,360
When Barbara Crampton came up on, Barbara Crampton plays Cindy's mother and when she

2537
01:45:09,360 --> 01:45:13,000
started talking, when she does the voice, it's hot again, right?

2538
01:45:13,000 --> 01:45:16,760
Because like she's, so I was like, who the fuck is this chick?

2539
01:45:16,760 --> 01:45:17,760
She's so hot.

2540
01:45:17,760 --> 01:45:20,200
Like I thought that was like, I was just like, I got blown away.

2541
01:45:20,200 --> 01:45:21,640
I was just like, she's a babe.

2542
01:45:21,640 --> 01:45:23,360
What has she been in, right?

2543
01:45:23,360 --> 01:45:24,360
Right.

2544
01:45:24,360 --> 01:45:27,180
Well, she's been in Reanimator.

2545
01:45:27,180 --> 01:45:30,320
She was the, she was the main chick in Reanimator.

2546
01:45:30,320 --> 01:45:32,480
She was his girlfriend.

2547
01:45:32,480 --> 01:45:33,760
So we've done Reanimator.

2548
01:45:33,760 --> 01:45:37,960
So then I started thinking, I was like, so I looked up Reanimator again.

2549
01:45:37,960 --> 01:45:48,280
I looked up From Beyond and she stars along with Jeffrey Combs, who is the guy from Reanimator.

2550
01:45:48,280 --> 01:45:54,800
It's directed by the guy who directed the movie we just watched.

2551
01:45:54,800 --> 01:45:57,720
So Stuart Gordon, this is our second Stuart Gordon movie.

2552
01:45:57,720 --> 01:45:59,520
He did Reanimator.

2553
01:45:59,520 --> 01:46:01,560
He's also done Space Truckers.

2554
01:46:01,560 --> 01:46:02,560
What else by the way?

2555
01:46:02,560 --> 01:46:05,080
I want anything, anything, I mean your previous as well.

2556
01:46:05,080 --> 01:46:06,880
We're going to go director.

2557
01:46:06,880 --> 01:46:07,880
Yeah.

2558
01:46:07,880 --> 01:46:08,880
So Reanimator.

2559
01:46:08,880 --> 01:46:11,880
Wait, no, is he a different?

2560
01:46:11,880 --> 01:46:12,880
Robot Jocks.

2561
01:46:12,880 --> 01:46:13,880
Oh, he did.

2562
01:46:13,880 --> 01:46:14,880
Robot Jocks.

2563
01:46:14,880 --> 01:46:16,880
No, we haven't watched Robot Jocks.

2564
01:46:16,880 --> 01:46:18,000
No, so he did Reanimator.

2565
01:46:18,000 --> 01:46:23,880
So he did Dolls, but I want us to watch From Beyond.

2566
01:46:23,880 --> 01:46:27,680
And the reason I do is because it's the same cast as Reanimator.

2567
01:46:27,680 --> 01:46:28,680
What?

2568
01:46:28,680 --> 01:46:29,680
The same cast?

2569
01:46:29,680 --> 01:46:35,480
It's the same, well not the same exact cast, but it's the main two, the main two love interests.

2570
01:46:35,480 --> 01:46:41,720
It's a, it's another H.P. Lovecraft movie and it's the same director and he reused a

2571
01:46:41,720 --> 01:46:47,520
lot of the same crew because they were back to back and he filmed it in a different country.

2572
01:46:47,520 --> 01:46:49,600
So then I started looking up.

2573
01:46:49,600 --> 01:46:53,200
And Dolls, that was back to back to back with Dolls.

2574
01:46:53,200 --> 01:46:54,200
So From Beyond, right?

2575
01:46:54,200 --> 01:46:59,720
So yeah, it says right here that they previously worked with these two people in Reanimator.

2576
01:46:59,720 --> 01:47:00,720
He cast them.

2577
01:47:00,720 --> 01:47:07,200
So then they also filmed, they were also in a movie called Castle Freak.

2578
01:47:07,200 --> 01:47:15,440
And so Castle Freak also is Barbara Crampton and Jeffrey Combs and another H.P. Lovecraft,

2579
01:47:15,440 --> 01:47:16,440
I think.

2580
01:47:16,440 --> 01:47:17,440
Oh, Direct Video, yeah.

2581
01:47:17,440 --> 01:47:18,440
Castle Freak, Direct Video, I think they did.

2582
01:47:18,440 --> 01:47:22,120
It's like they made it in between making movies.

2583
01:47:22,120 --> 01:47:28,800
While preparing to work on Space Truckers, he received an opportunity to develop Castle

2584
01:47:28,800 --> 01:47:34,520
Freak and he made Castle Freak, which is a Quasimodo like man chained to a wall whipped

2585
01:47:34,520 --> 01:47:35,520
by a woman.

2586
01:47:35,520 --> 01:47:38,720
Well, there's a castle and there's a freak.

2587
01:47:38,720 --> 01:47:39,720
Put two words together.

2588
01:47:39,720 --> 01:47:40,720
Yeah.

2589
01:47:40,720 --> 01:47:45,040
I'm making, I'm making Space Truckers might as well make Castle Freak.

2590
01:47:45,040 --> 01:47:46,040
Let's go baby.

2591
01:47:46,040 --> 01:47:47,040
Just keep putting two words together.

2592
01:47:47,040 --> 01:47:50,040
Barbara Crampton played who in Truckers?

2593
01:47:50,040 --> 01:47:52,040
He's, oh, she's the mom.

2594
01:47:52,040 --> 01:47:57,800
She's the hot blonde mom at the end, but she's the main, she's the main chick in Reanimator

2595
01:47:57,800 --> 01:48:02,080
and she's the one who gets her lady parts.

2596
01:48:02,080 --> 01:48:04,120
She's the one that got an actor divorced.

2597
01:48:04,120 --> 01:48:05,120
Yeah, exactly.

2598
01:48:05,120 --> 01:48:06,120
Yeah.

2599
01:48:06,120 --> 01:48:11,200
If you've listened to that, you've heard that one where she, where the movie Reanimator,

2600
01:48:11,200 --> 01:48:19,160
she's on a table and the, this guy takes his, this guy takes his head off of his body and

2601
01:48:19,160 --> 01:48:23,040
uses it to do cuddlingus on her against her will.

2602
01:48:23,040 --> 01:48:27,960
And the actor, this man who's in his like fifties or sixties or whatever when he made

2603
01:48:27,960 --> 01:48:32,120
this, didn't tell his wife about that part of the filming.

2604
01:48:32,120 --> 01:48:37,360
So when they went to the screening in the middle of that scene, they had a big argument.

2605
01:48:37,360 --> 01:48:41,200
She walked out later, divorced him because he didn't tell her that he was like, he was

2606
01:48:41,200 --> 01:48:42,200
eating out young.

2607
01:48:42,200 --> 01:48:44,240
He liked it a little too much.

2608
01:48:44,240 --> 01:48:45,240
Yeah.

2609
01:48:45,240 --> 01:48:49,320
So that's a little Barbara Crampton trivia.

2610
01:48:49,320 --> 01:48:53,320
And I feel like we can get more Barbara Crampton trivia if we watch From Beyond, which I'm

2611
01:48:53,320 --> 01:48:56,800
already 30 minutes into and I actually, I kind of like it.

2612
01:48:56,800 --> 01:48:59,160
It's H.P. Lovecraft again.

2613
01:48:59,160 --> 01:49:01,760
And it's also the Reanimator crew, which I was a big fan of.

2614
01:49:01,760 --> 01:49:07,520
And then we have Castle Freak, which I'm sure is going to not be great, but it's got Susan

2615
01:49:07,520 --> 01:49:10,160
Crampton, Barbara Crampton.

2616
01:49:10,160 --> 01:49:12,960
So anyway, I just thought.

2617
01:49:12,960 --> 01:49:15,400
Big old rabbit hole in this movie.

2618
01:49:15,400 --> 01:49:18,040
This is our second Stuart Gordon.

2619
01:49:18,040 --> 01:49:20,040
And not in any way related.

2620
01:49:20,040 --> 01:49:21,040
Directed by a movie.

2621
01:49:21,040 --> 01:49:22,040
Did you think?

2622
01:49:22,040 --> 01:49:24,040
Well, because Alan came up as because Tooby recommended it, so that could be why though,

2623
01:49:24,040 --> 01:49:25,840
because I watched the other on Tooby.

2624
01:49:25,840 --> 01:49:26,840
Well, sure.

2625
01:49:26,840 --> 01:49:31,760
But for the audience at home, before you knew any of this information, did you think that

2626
01:49:31,760 --> 01:49:37,400
we were going to tie space truckers into fucking Reanimator?

2627
01:49:37,400 --> 01:49:38,400
The same director?

2628
01:49:38,400 --> 01:49:39,400
The same director?

2629
01:49:39,400 --> 01:49:40,400
No.

2630
01:49:40,400 --> 01:49:41,400
Yeah.

2631
01:49:41,400 --> 01:49:49,280
So anyway, let's get into let's get into grades because this is a tough one to grade.

2632
01:49:49,280 --> 01:49:58,200
I as much as I actually enjoyed sitting down and watching it, there were so many glaringly

2633
01:49:58,200 --> 01:50:03,080
bad fucking like everything about it.

2634
01:50:03,080 --> 01:50:09,120
But then it's like if you're high and you're watching it, it's totally fun.

2635
01:50:09,120 --> 01:50:18,880
So based on that, which is, I guess, primarily the goal, I'm going to rate this a C. It is

2636
01:50:18,880 --> 01:50:21,800
middle of the road in a lot of ways.

2637
01:50:21,800 --> 01:50:29,840
But it's also if if if honestly, if you like Dennis Hopper, hell, if you if just any of

2638
01:50:29,840 --> 01:50:36,400
this sounded at all entertaining to you, or if you hate Dennis Hopper, or if you're if

2639
01:50:36,400 --> 01:50:40,800
you live in Britain, and you love your Charles dance so much.

2640
01:50:40,800 --> 01:50:41,800
You know what?

2641
01:50:41,800 --> 01:50:44,880
I've been saying that he's a BAFTA winning actor this whole fucking time.

2642
01:50:44,880 --> 01:50:46,520
You don't have any idea you made that up?

2643
01:50:46,520 --> 01:50:49,160
I hope to God he's a BAFTA winning actor.

2644
01:50:49,160 --> 01:50:50,160
Let's let's see.

2645
01:50:50,160 --> 01:50:55,560
Awards like, hold on, I gotta find them space truckers, space truckers, and then Charles

2646
01:50:55,560 --> 01:50:56,560
dance.

2647
01:50:56,560 --> 01:50:57,560
I could just type in Charles dance.

2648
01:50:57,560 --> 01:50:58,560
Let's go Charles.

2649
01:50:58,560 --> 01:50:59,560
It'd be really funny if it wasn't.

2650
01:50:59,560 --> 01:51:00,560
I thought you'd already done this.

2651
01:51:00,560 --> 01:51:01,560
I was just taking your word for it.

2652
01:51:01,560 --> 01:51:06,840
I don't really know who he is.

2653
01:51:06,840 --> 01:51:12,360
No, he's been trust me, trust me for space.

2654
01:51:12,360 --> 01:51:15,520
Trust me, you know, he's Gosford Park imitation game.

2655
01:51:15,520 --> 01:51:17,520
He's a last action hero.

2656
01:51:17,520 --> 01:51:19,560
Game of Thrones duties tie with Lannister.

2657
01:51:19,560 --> 01:51:22,040
Okay, that's what I'm saying.

2658
01:51:22,040 --> 01:51:23,720
Everyone knows who Charles dances.

2659
01:51:23,720 --> 01:51:27,440
He's he's he's very respected actor.

2660
01:51:27,440 --> 01:51:28,920
He's in a movie called This England.

2661
01:51:28,920 --> 01:51:31,720
Yeah, of course you are respected BAFTA award.

2662
01:51:31,720 --> 01:51:32,720
Okay, hold on.

2663
01:51:32,720 --> 01:51:33,720
Let me make sure that's right.

2664
01:51:33,720 --> 01:51:34,720
But I also want to know.

2665
01:51:34,720 --> 01:51:35,720
I'm asked.

2666
01:51:35,720 --> 01:51:39,640
God, dude, we're we've only I've been scrolling for 10 minutes now.

2667
01:51:39,640 --> 01:51:42,120
It feels like and I'm only into 2018.

2668
01:51:42,120 --> 01:51:44,840
He's in a lot of stuff.

2669
01:51:44,840 --> 01:51:45,840
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.

2670
01:51:45,840 --> 01:51:46,840
Nice.

2671
01:51:46,840 --> 01:51:47,840
I liked that one.

2672
01:51:47,840 --> 01:51:50,360
He does a lot of small parts of a lot of things.

2673
01:51:50,360 --> 01:51:51,360
Or he does a lot of big parts.

2674
01:51:51,360 --> 01:51:52,360
We don't know important parts.

2675
01:51:52,360 --> 01:51:55,360
But well, he could be the lead actor in a lot of these.

2676
01:51:55,360 --> 01:52:00,360
So that's the animal like the Rob Schneider did it.

2677
01:52:00,360 --> 01:52:01,360
Where?

2678
01:52:01,360 --> 01:52:02,360
Oh, no, the Admiral.

2679
01:52:02,360 --> 01:52:03,360
Oh, the Admiral.

2680
01:52:03,360 --> 01:52:04,360
I can't read.

2681
01:52:04,360 --> 01:52:05,360
Dracula untold.

2682
01:52:05,360 --> 01:52:06,360
Yeah.

2683
01:52:06,360 --> 01:52:11,360
Anyway, again, this is where everyone loves when we just look on Wikipedia or whatever.

2684
01:52:11,360 --> 01:52:15,360
I just want to know if we really have to award winning.

2685
01:52:15,360 --> 01:52:18,360
Yeah, I'm gonna look at his awards.

2686
01:52:18,360 --> 01:52:19,360
Hold on.

2687
01:52:19,360 --> 01:52:20,360
Where are they?

2688
01:52:20,360 --> 01:52:21,360
Where are awards?

2689
01:52:21,360 --> 01:52:22,360
I do not know.

2690
01:52:22,360 --> 01:52:23,360
Trivia?

2691
01:52:23,360 --> 01:52:24,360
No.

2692
01:52:24,360 --> 01:52:25,360
Personal details?

2693
01:52:25,360 --> 01:52:26,360
There's usually a whole thing that says awards.

2694
01:52:26,360 --> 01:52:29,360
How about if I go back to Google and I type in awards?

2695
01:52:29,360 --> 01:52:30,360
There you go.

2696
01:52:30,360 --> 01:52:33,240
That's a good way to do that.

2697
01:52:33,240 --> 01:52:34,680
Order of the British Empire.

2698
01:52:34,680 --> 01:52:35,680
Okay.

2699
01:52:35,680 --> 01:52:37,840
Screen Actors Guild for Outstanding.

2700
01:52:37,840 --> 01:52:39,560
Screen Actors Guild for Outstanding.

2701
01:52:39,560 --> 01:52:41,280
Critics Choice for Best Acting.

2702
01:52:41,280 --> 01:52:43,280
So that's Baft of Specifically.

2703
01:52:43,280 --> 01:52:44,280
Hold on.

2704
01:52:44,280 --> 01:52:45,280
Okay.

2705
01:52:45,280 --> 01:52:46,280
Shakespeare.

2706
01:52:46,280 --> 01:52:49,280
See, Royal Shakespeare Company.

2707
01:52:49,280 --> 01:52:50,280
Yeah.

2708
01:52:50,280 --> 01:52:51,280
Television and Film.

2709
01:52:51,280 --> 01:52:52,280
Let's go with awards.

2710
01:52:52,280 --> 01:52:53,280
Come on.

2711
01:52:53,280 --> 01:52:54,280
What video?

2712
01:52:54,280 --> 01:52:55,280
Wait, go out.

2713
01:52:55,280 --> 01:52:56,280
Bafta!

2714
01:52:56,280 --> 01:52:57,280
Bafta.

2715
01:52:57,280 --> 01:52:58,280
Nominated?

2716
01:52:58,280 --> 01:52:59,280
For TV.

2717
01:52:59,280 --> 01:53:00,280
Oh, shit.

2718
01:53:00,280 --> 01:53:05,280
He's a Bafta nominated fucking award.

2719
01:53:05,280 --> 01:53:07,280
Bafta TV counts as well.

2720
01:53:07,280 --> 01:53:08,280
It's still Bafta.

2721
01:53:08,280 --> 01:53:09,280
Critics Choice though is fine.

2722
01:53:09,280 --> 01:53:10,280
So he didn't win.

2723
01:53:10,280 --> 01:53:11,280
Screen Actors Guild.

2724
01:53:11,280 --> 01:53:12,280
So he's getting nominated for Best Actor.

2725
01:53:12,280 --> 01:53:13,280
I mean, he basically won.

2726
01:53:13,280 --> 01:53:14,280
We'll go up to his podcast he's been on.

2727
01:53:14,280 --> 01:53:15,280
It said Al Jazeera.

2728
01:53:15,280 --> 01:53:16,280
He was on an Al Jazeera podcast.

2729
01:53:16,280 --> 01:53:17,280
What?

2730
01:53:17,280 --> 01:53:18,280
That's it?

2731
01:53:18,280 --> 01:53:23,280
Yeah.

2732
01:53:23,280 --> 01:53:24,280
Hindsight.

2733
01:53:24,280 --> 01:53:25,280
Oh, yeah.

2734
01:53:25,280 --> 01:53:26,280
It was a hindsight.

2735
01:53:26,280 --> 01:53:27,280
He's talking about the whole.

2736
01:53:27,280 --> 01:53:28,280
That's weird.

2737
01:53:28,280 --> 01:53:29,280
What's he talking about?

2738
01:53:29,280 --> 01:53:30,280
No, the video.

2739
01:53:30,280 --> 01:53:31,280
I keep scrolling.

2740
01:53:31,280 --> 01:53:32,280
Oh, The Witcher 3.

2741
01:53:32,280 --> 01:53:33,280
That's what he's talking about.

2742
01:53:33,280 --> 01:53:34,280
Oh, he narrated.

2743
01:53:34,280 --> 01:53:35,280
Call of Duty.

2744
01:53:35,280 --> 01:53:36,280
Black Ops 4.

2745
01:53:36,280 --> 01:53:37,280
It's the butler.

2746
01:53:37,280 --> 01:53:39,280
Anyway, we're not going to just look at it.

2747
01:53:39,280 --> 01:53:40,280
Charles Dance.

2748
01:53:40,280 --> 01:53:41,280
Bafta nominated actor.

2749
01:53:41,280 --> 01:53:42,280
Charles Dance.

2750
01:53:42,280 --> 01:53:44,280
This is the movie I wanted to watch.

2751
01:53:44,280 --> 01:53:45,280
I'm 20 minutes into.

2752
01:53:45,280 --> 01:53:46,280
From Beyond.

2753
01:53:46,280 --> 01:53:47,280
The sequel.

2754
01:53:47,280 --> 01:53:48,280
The spiritual successor to.

2755
01:53:48,280 --> 01:53:49,280
To see these two.

2756
01:53:49,280 --> 01:53:54,280
And they look completely different in this movie than they did in Reanimator.

2757
01:53:54,280 --> 01:53:58,280
I'm a big fan of Stuart Gordon.

2758
01:53:58,280 --> 01:53:59,280
So, yeah, see.

2759
01:53:59,280 --> 01:54:00,280
All right, anyway.

2760
01:54:00,280 --> 01:54:01,280
How about you?

2761
01:54:01,280 --> 01:54:02,280
Go ahead, Mike.

2762
01:54:02,280 --> 01:54:03,280
Okay.

2763
01:54:03,280 --> 01:54:04,280
I am B minus.

2764
01:54:04,280 --> 01:54:05,280
I was going to.

2765
01:54:05,280 --> 01:54:06,280
I was C plus, B minus.

2766
01:54:06,280 --> 01:54:07,280
I'll say B minus.

2767
01:54:07,280 --> 01:54:08,280
Did what I wanted from a B movie.

2768
01:54:08,280 --> 01:54:09,280
Funny.

2769
01:54:09,280 --> 01:54:10,280
I had a good time.

2770
01:54:10,280 --> 01:54:11,280
I was a little high last night watching.

2771
01:54:11,280 --> 01:54:12,280
Great.

2772
01:54:12,280 --> 01:54:17,280
Even though it's got some of that weird stuff in it, my wife liked it.

2773
01:54:17,280 --> 01:54:18,280
It was just a fun watch.

2774
01:54:18,280 --> 01:54:19,280
It was just fun.

2775
01:54:19,280 --> 01:54:20,280
Austin.

2776
01:54:20,280 --> 01:54:23,280
This movie is the movie version of the game Big Rigs.

2777
01:54:23,280 --> 01:54:26,280
I don't know if you've seen that game.

2778
01:54:26,280 --> 01:54:29,280
Yeah, you know, Big Rigs.

2779
01:54:29,280 --> 01:54:31,280
The fundamentally broken game.

2780
01:54:31,280 --> 01:54:32,280
It's really fun.

2781
01:54:32,280 --> 01:54:40,280
If you watch gameplay of Big Rigs, it's broken in a way that like if you were to watch a

2782
01:54:40,280 --> 01:54:45,280
movie, it's broken in a way that like if you reverse, I believe it has infinite acceleration.

2783
01:54:45,280 --> 01:54:46,280
Yeah, it just keeps accelerating.

2784
01:54:46,280 --> 01:54:47,280
You leave the map.

2785
01:54:47,280 --> 01:54:48,280
You leave the map.

2786
01:54:48,280 --> 01:54:49,280
You go.

2787
01:54:49,280 --> 01:54:50,280
You clip through things.

2788
01:54:50,280 --> 01:54:53,280
It's like it's an insanely broken, cool looking thing.

2789
01:54:53,280 --> 01:54:56,280
Racing against another truck that does not move.

2790
01:54:56,280 --> 01:54:57,280
Yeah.

2791
01:54:57,280 --> 01:54:58,280
So with that in mind.

2792
01:54:58,280 --> 01:55:00,280
Big Rigs, the movie.

2793
01:55:00,280 --> 01:55:01,280
So what's your grade?

2794
01:55:01,280 --> 01:55:02,280
C.

2795
01:55:02,280 --> 01:55:04,280
C. So this is going to be a C plus.

2796
01:55:04,280 --> 01:55:07,280
No, you are B minus anyway.

2797
01:55:07,280 --> 01:55:08,280
Yeah.

2798
01:55:08,280 --> 01:55:12,280
So it's fair on our scale because it's a B on another.

2799
01:55:12,280 --> 01:55:13,280
It's fine.

2800
01:55:13,280 --> 01:55:14,280
That's fair.

2801
01:55:14,280 --> 01:55:15,280
We'll go C. C.

2802
01:55:15,280 --> 01:55:18,280
We'll go C. C is better.

2803
01:55:18,280 --> 01:55:19,280
All right.

2804
01:55:19,280 --> 01:55:21,280
Space Struckers gets a C and you're lucky to have it.

2805
01:55:21,280 --> 01:55:24,280
Space Struckers, you know what you've done.

2806
01:55:24,280 --> 01:55:25,280
We're not.

2807
01:55:25,280 --> 01:55:27,280
We're not going to review a movie.

2808
01:55:27,280 --> 01:55:28,280
Sorry.

2809
01:55:28,280 --> 01:55:29,280
We're not going to.

2810
01:55:29,280 --> 01:55:30,280
Sorry.

2811
01:55:30,280 --> 01:55:34,280
We're not going to pick a movie to review for next week because next week's episode is

2812
01:55:34,280 --> 01:55:41,280
going to be the Fried Rice Presents Andy Rice's Birthday Extravaganza brought to you live.

2813
01:55:41,280 --> 01:55:42,280
Well, no.

2814
01:55:42,280 --> 01:55:43,280
Recorded.

2815
01:55:43,280 --> 01:55:47,280
In front of a live studio audience is how I need to start be phrasing it.

2816
01:55:47,280 --> 01:55:50,280
Need to start be phrasing it is not how things are said.

2817
01:55:50,280 --> 01:55:52,280
I'm going to open up a bunch of presents.

2818
01:55:52,280 --> 01:55:53,280
We're going to see how everything goes.

2819
01:55:53,280 --> 01:55:54,280
It's going to be great.

2820
01:55:54,280 --> 01:55:58,280
Hopefully that was filmed so you'll be able to actually watch it on YouTube.

2821
01:55:58,280 --> 01:56:00,280
And other than that.

2822
01:56:00,280 --> 01:56:02,280
Question of the week.

2823
01:56:02,280 --> 01:56:04,280
Go for it Austin.

2824
01:56:04,280 --> 01:56:07,280
Dude, let's try to pick one really quick.

2825
01:56:07,280 --> 01:56:09,280
We usually do them on the fly.

2826
01:56:09,280 --> 01:56:12,280
We've got Space Struckers.

2827
01:56:12,280 --> 01:56:15,280
What's in this movie that would leave a question.

2828
01:56:15,280 --> 01:56:18,280
If you know what a B movie is, what's a C movie?

2829
01:56:18,280 --> 01:56:20,280
What's a C movie?

2830
01:56:20,280 --> 01:56:22,280
Oh wait.

2831
01:56:22,280 --> 01:56:25,280
That's cool.

2832
01:56:25,280 --> 01:56:27,280
I know.

2833
01:56:27,280 --> 01:56:28,280
Okay, well.

2834
01:56:28,280 --> 01:56:31,280
Two movies that have similar.

2835
01:56:31,280 --> 01:56:32,280
No, no, no.

2836
01:56:32,280 --> 01:56:33,280
How about this?

2837
01:56:33,280 --> 01:56:34,280
How about this?

2838
01:56:34,280 --> 01:56:35,280
Yeah.

2839
01:56:35,280 --> 01:56:36,280
Yeah.

2840
01:56:36,280 --> 01:56:37,280
How about take two words.

2841
01:56:37,280 --> 01:56:38,280
Take two words.

2842
01:56:38,280 --> 01:56:39,280
Put them together.

2843
01:56:39,280 --> 01:56:41,280
Give us a pitch for a movie.

2844
01:56:41,280 --> 01:56:43,280
Any two random words.

2845
01:56:43,280 --> 01:56:44,280
There we go.

2846
01:56:44,280 --> 01:56:45,280
Movie pitch.

2847
01:56:45,280 --> 01:56:46,280
Perfect.

2848
01:56:46,280 --> 01:56:47,280
Give us a two word movie pitch.

2849
01:56:47,280 --> 01:56:48,280
Yeah.

2850
01:56:48,280 --> 01:56:49,280
The title is two words.

2851
01:56:49,280 --> 01:56:50,280
Yeah.

2852
01:56:50,280 --> 01:56:51,280
Here we go.

2853
01:56:51,280 --> 01:56:55,280
Ambient Space Banjo is what this boat is called.

2854
01:56:55,280 --> 01:56:56,280
All right.

2855
01:56:56,280 --> 01:56:57,280
Well.

2856
01:56:57,280 --> 01:57:00,280
Looking forward to the live show.

2857
01:57:00,280 --> 01:57:01,280
Yeah.

2858
01:57:01,280 --> 01:57:04,280
Well, that's going to be hopefully not a train wreck.

2859
01:57:04,280 --> 01:57:07,280
We'll see how it goes.

2860
01:57:07,280 --> 01:57:14,280
Well, this has been a, it's been an episode of a movie of a podcast.

2861
01:57:14,280 --> 01:57:19,280
We've surely accomplished and finished our task.

2862
01:57:19,280 --> 01:57:22,280
You have been an audience member.

2863
01:57:22,280 --> 01:57:23,280
Also accomplishing your task.

2864
01:57:23,280 --> 01:57:28,280
You have accomplished your task of making as far as you've made it into this.

2865
01:57:28,280 --> 01:57:30,280
And I'll toss this mom for the great.

2866
01:57:30,280 --> 01:57:31,280
Oh yeah.

2867
01:57:31,280 --> 01:57:35,280
And if you want to win a beanie to travel in time to a few weeks ago, it's February 16th.

2868
01:57:35,280 --> 01:57:36,280
We had our love.

2869
01:57:36,280 --> 01:57:37,280
Blah, blah, blah.

2870
01:57:37,280 --> 01:57:38,280
You get it.

2871
01:57:38,280 --> 01:57:42,280
Um, with me as always is Michael.

2872
01:57:42,280 --> 01:57:45,280
Uh, you know, can't kill me.

2873
01:57:45,280 --> 01:57:49,280
Can't kill him because he bought a Deadpool shirt and he thinks it makes him invincible.

2874
01:57:49,280 --> 01:57:51,280
And he really planned that bit.

2875
01:57:51,280 --> 01:57:52,280
Really fucking loves it to death.

2876
01:57:52,280 --> 01:57:54,280
And I'm so glad that we did it.

2877
01:57:54,280 --> 01:57:55,280
Larson.

2878
01:57:55,280 --> 01:57:56,280
Have a good weekend everybody.

2879
01:57:56,280 --> 01:57:58,280
And we have Austin.

2880
01:57:58,280 --> 01:58:00,280
You know, he's a real space fucker.

2881
01:58:00,280 --> 01:58:02,280
If you know what I mean, Farrell with a robot.

2882
01:58:02,280 --> 01:58:05,280
See you at the show.

2883
01:58:05,280 --> 01:58:07,280
And I've been your host, Andy Rice.

2884
01:58:07,280 --> 01:58:09,280
This has been fried rice podcast.

2885
01:58:09,280 --> 01:58:10,280
We have been fried.

2886
01:58:10,280 --> 01:58:37,280
Have a good evening.