1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:29,120 That was probably the most perfect pull that anyone's ever done and it was from a guest 2 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:39,200 ladies and gentlemen and ho ho ho wait and a bottle of rum that's what I meant not Santa 3 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:47,200 Claus but ho ho ho and a bottle of rum me mateys and welcome to another hurdy episode 4 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:55,680 of fried rice podcast I be your host Andy Rice and we be getting fried because pirates 5 00:00:55,680 --> 00:01:03,520 I guess and you'll get it later with me as always he's it's Michael he's walked the 6 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:10,440 plank many times sharks can't eat him because of the taste they put them they put them on 7 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:14,640 a button island and they gave him too much poison like the Napoleon thing maybe this 8 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:19,840 too much it's trying to kill him but he's not gonna be alive Larson ahoy mateys thank 9 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:28,920 you we have Austin he drove he sailed the seven seas for nine months straight to get 10 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:38,480 here today Pharaoh check me out on Omegle and with us as always it's Kyle he works at 11 00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:48,160 Nabisco they're making because of pirate stuff um what's up man I'm still alive he's still 12 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:54,080 alive awesome well that was a that was a fuck show of an intro but that's what you get 13 00:01:54,080 --> 00:02:04,760 with fried rice podcast uh oh welcome guys um so this is uh um an episode that is going 14 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:09,760 to be covering the goonies later um oh no no this is supposed to be doing this I'll 15 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:13,520 do a header later you'll hear when I post whatever how do you guys all like in my uh 16 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:18,040 edits that I've been doing huh leave it in the comments below they've uh I haven't really 17 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:21,240 been doing much editing but I've been adding little commercials and shit you guys have seen 18 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:27,440 that that's pretty good right yeah yeah we got a uh our fried rice podcast dot com we 19 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:31,000 have a number that you can call which I don't have pulled up I should have it memorized 20 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:36,840 by now but um anyway how was you guys week what's up anything new awesome dude we went 21 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:42,920 and saw Anthony Jesselnik at the celebrity theater me Sean Perry Kyle here uh fucking 22 00:02:42,920 --> 00:02:47,480 awesome show got it right in really small theater we were really close up to him I remember 23 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:50,920 when we went to see Theo Vaughn he was like half a mile away just looked like a little 24 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:55,840 ant they had to look at the tvs and see him fuck it's so many good jokes classic on brand 25 00:02:55,840 --> 00:03:01,040 Anthony Jesselnik it might be his last special that he's doing he's thinking of stopping 26 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:05,560 he doesn't know but like the fact that you say that during the show uh he says it on 27 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:12,880 his podcast jrvp um but uh dude I had a fucking blast going to go see him we went out before 28 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:16,280 that it was the late show because he sold out the first show and then he added a late 29 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:20,560 one we almost didn't see him went out and played pop stroke which is like tiger woods 30 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:27,080 is uh little put golf course it's like what yeah yeah tiger woods has gone like where 31 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:32,640 was this uh phoenix okay and he has a tiger woods has a putt putt golf in phoenix yeah 32 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:35,960 it's like a bar restaurant and there's two courses the black course and the red course 33 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:40,280 and it's not like ridiculous mini golf with like windmills and pirate ships and glow in 34 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:45,000 the dark shit it's like it just looks like a miniature like golf course each one there's 35 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:50,480 like 36 holes that's sick yeah it was fun it was a good time how much is it to get in 36 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:56,440 uh 35 bucks a person for a round of nine 18 you get the whole day you can leave and come 37 00:03:56,440 --> 00:04:01,160 back as long as you have your ticket oh you can play as long as you want okay that's sick 38 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:09,840 so like top mini golf yeah basically top golf yeah yeah that's dope um okay uh how would 39 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:14,240 you rank him you've been to a lot more stand-up comics than i have um how would you rank him 40 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:21,480 as far as like um stage presence you know like like because i i saw who did i see recently 41 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:32,560 not recently but uh like a year ago i saw who's the the pale irish chubby guy um uh 42 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:38,400 he's got uh why can't i remember his name he's he's very famous uh he looks like philip 43 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:47,840 seymour hoffman a little bit um gaffigan gaffigan yeah jim gaffigan yeah okay yeah i saw gaffigan 44 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:54,040 uh and he's funny but i thought his opener was funnier like his opener like that 10 minutes 45 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:59,880 that he did was funnier than uh you know the other dude's uh like full hour was he dirty 46 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:05,920 because jim and jim gaffigan's clean is that no the other guy was clean too uh he just 47 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:09,720 he was just his i'd like this delivery better i think it's because he had more to prove 48 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:13,600 right like when you're younger you know like but then again you look at dave chapelle and 49 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:18,720 he's just classic right like he could just go up on stage and just casually do 45 minutes 50 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:24,520 of just epic comedy right but i don't know but who how would you stack them oh who's 51 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:28,840 your favorite i've seen a lot of the greats uh i would have to say bill burr was probably 52 00:05:28,840 --> 00:05:36,240 the best one uh i've seen joey dies bill burr anthony jeslinic theovon nick swartzen big 53 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:42,040 j okerson fucking a lot of greats and yeah bill burr was probably the best anthony jeslinic's 54 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:47,280 right up there with him i haven't seen a lot of comics i've seen carlos mencia wow back 55 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:54,840 in the day uh and uh who else i saw some i forget his name i wish i could blow it up 56 00:05:54,840 --> 00:05:58,640 because he's kind of a newer or he's not as well known but he's this guy from a foreign 57 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:05,400 country and his whole thing is he talks about uh shit and what it means it's like this is 58 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:10,240 the shit this is shit you know like and all the like just from a foreigner's perspective 59 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:15,680 it's difficult to like know what shit actually means you know like it's like well shit like 60 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:21,160 what does that mean compared to yeah it's like yeah but he's obviously funnier about 61 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:28,400 it but cool uh anything about you mike uh let's see well you know i'm a big juice fan 62 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:32,440 watched the game last sunday going to the super bowl next week oh yeah was that playoffs 63 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:36,000 last week yeah that was the final game to the super bowl so the super bowl is next 64 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:42,680 sunday fuck yeah so saturday we're gonna go up to uh vegas yeah so you're gonna actually 65 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:47,360 go to vegas to hang around all the excitement surrounding super bowl i'm not going to the 66 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:52,400 game obviously it's ten thousand dollars a ticket but we're close enough we can run up 67 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:57,600 to vegas on saturday yeah fuck yeah who's going who's me my wife no i like the teams 68 00:06:57,600 --> 00:07:06,000 oh the chiefs and uh the 49ers oh shit yeah yeah god and they 40 like 49ers fans i feel 69 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:10,320 like it's if you're a real 49ers fan you live in san francisco you could get to vegas it's 70 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:14,280 not that bad yeah it's a cheap flight for anybody wait the niners and the chiefs in vegas in 71 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:19,640 vegas but i thought the raiders went to vegas no that's for regular season this super bowl 72 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:22,340 so i guess they're using i thought it was one of the two teams that goes it's in their 73 00:07:22,340 --> 00:07:25,560 stadium or something no the playoffs is that way through the whole thing the super bowl's 74 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:31,080 always on a neutral site oh i got you i didn't know that either and vegas is probably a cool 75 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:34,880 neutral site to do it on especially the new stadium there that looks like i mean it looks 76 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:40,200 like darth vader but whatever that should just be like the like where they do super 77 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:44,760 bowl and then i would think but then just if if raiders happen to make it then you i 78 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:48,920 guess take it somewhere else but uh yeah that'd be the only problem you're going to be in 79 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:54,480 the same building that happened to the chiefs a couple years ago uh they actually the super 80 00:07:54,480 --> 00:08:01,340 bowl was in tampa and raiders you're in tampa they went to the super bowl so they had home 81 00:08:01,340 --> 00:08:06,400 field advantage oh so they didn't they did not do that move the game no they well because 82 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:09,720 it was they're playing like i think right now it's eight years in advance or seven 83 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:13,160 years in advance they know where the super bowls are just like uh the world cup and yet 84 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:18,800 they still picked what was that place what was that place that it just it killed brazil 85 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:24,640 thousand no no no the last world cup of uh katar i thought you were talking about the 86 00:08:24,640 --> 00:08:27,440 party the katar world cup or has that happened yet maybe it hasn't happened maybe someone 87 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:33,760 this year maybe or something uh look up look up the katar world cup uh because it's wait 88 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:42,000 here i'm looking it up right oh it was 2022 okay uh how many workers died what yeah building 89 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:46,880 that thing dude oh i'm sure you could do that for everything no because like that oh because 90 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:52,840 they were like no no you can't if i were to go to like a bunch of people fall off skyscrapers 91 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:58,520 when they build like in new york it's it's 37 deaths linked directly to the construction 92 00:08:58,520 --> 00:09:06,360 uh but 65 000 migrant workers have died since the world cup 600 sorry sorry sorry we're 93 00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:14,160 actual new stuff we probably can't be hyperbolic it's uh but that's uh but what immigrant oh 94 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:22,200 migrant workers so what i'm saying is they uh they it was highlighted how horrific the 95 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:29,720 conditions were building this stadium the stadium they built has no practicality uh 96 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:35,360 no practical use now ever again unless they decide to do another world cup in katar which 97 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:40,520 they never will because it's every country wants to host the world cup they built a stadium 98 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:44,760 that is just now going to sit there forever unless they convert it into something but 99 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:48,240 it's pointless well i've been there for like for the olympics when they built remember 100 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:51,800 that place that it never snows and they had the winter olympics and they brought in all 101 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:56,880 this snow and all these snow machines i didn't remember that but no and built all these snow 102 00:09:56,880 --> 00:10:02,040 runs and brought in built a mountain oh see that's insane and i bet that that place has 103 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:07,640 been ruined from it yes yeah and now it's trash because they they don't do the snow 104 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:14,200 anymore but they built a giant matterhorn both the uh what's the no yeah big there were 105 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:19,280 mountains there already but they were adding the uh the runs on the slopes slopes and the 106 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:26,440 and then the uh the rails those big tubular rails for the slaloms and all that stuff goes 107 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:32,720 down they built all that yeah it's insane but it was not a winter place i will say this 108 00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:40,120 uh i could probably point to almost any modern building right that's built in any first world 109 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:47,200 country and look at the report of deaths from construction and it is going to be not that 110 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:53,620 it's not going to be 37 no no no no not as high mike it is going to be zero at almost 111 00:10:53,620 --> 00:11:01,120 every building across the across this country did anyone die making this house no did anyone 112 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:05,800 die making the buildings all the buildings in it like we would that would be big news 113 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:09,800 if a worker died you're right because it would be on a house building but no we're talking 114 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:15,480 about skyscrapers those guys get killed all the time i'm gonna look it up i gotta know 115 00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:19,720 and guess what else does electrical line workers one right down the street here died a couple 116 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:28,320 of years ago how many skyscrapers not in the world who cares uh sky skyscrapers builders 117 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:34,680 builders builders die yeah how many skyscraper builders oh that was it i was but it was in 118 00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:39,700 the auto select so it's obviously always been a problem okay two out of every five workers 119 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:45,720 fell to their death while building the skyscrapers in the 20s okay so it's yeah so we can't really 120 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:49,880 talk about other people but that's the 20s but that's two out of what was that two out 121 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:55,640 of five that's the 20s okay but i'm saying it was still america i'm saying they're just 122 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:59,000 equal to us now guitar saw that and they're like those are ricky numbers we gotta pump 123 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:07,000 those up yeah uh no i mean that's two out of five is an amazing stat the thing is though 124 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:14,120 um with deaths on the job site it's mostly like the highest rating is like from people 125 00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:18,600 falling to their deaths actually i believe yeah i think that's what it is just world's 126 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:24,640 deadliest construction projects um oh wow this is okay a railway oh built by allied 127 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:31,760 prisoners of war so we killed a bunch of prisoners of war building shit for us wow oh wait unless 128 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:38,680 it means prisoners of war who were allied allied oh it could it's not a word word word 129 00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:42,280 how it's worded yeah i can't tell honestly this is built by this is in the berm this is 130 00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:49,720 in berma siam so i don't know that's a that's an interesting wait what the this is the fried 131 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:55,280 rice what the fuck are we doing this is we're going down like uh what is this no stop it 132 00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:59,840 everybody just fucking we're funny now again this is what funny shit that happened at work 133 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:05,640 what happened anything so are you are you excited to be in the same building as taylor swift 134 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:10,520 because i sure would be oh of course he's not a clicker tally of every time she's mentioned 135 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:14,520 or showed on the jumbo trial i don't care how many times this year okay so i we actually 136 00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:19,640 had this discussion my wife and i last night about that because what is people's problem 137 00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:23,720 with her she's too successful to bring what is her their actual problem i've been reading 138 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:29,300 up on she has no choice if the camera shows her that has nothing to do with her so i i 139 00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:33,400 i've been researching this actually um i've been watching a lot of uh a lot of commentators 140 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:38,280 on this so the last game i don't know about the playoffs but the one before that the one 141 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:45,480 that everyone got really upset about she was showed for a total of 25 seconds oh for the 142 00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:53,080 entire game 25 seconds she was shown and now that's that's low because um because there 143 00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:58,600 was a game like a few weeks ago where she was shown and i'm not kidding you 33 seconds 144 00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:06,680 oh wow so i get it i get it and here's the thing not only is taylor swift bringing uh 145 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:12,160 football dads and their kids together in a way that uh almost nothing else ever has in 146 00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:16,480 sports where like now 12 year old girls are going up to their dad going like i want to 147 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:20,680 watch the chiefs game this week because uh i want to see i want to see the whole drama 148 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:25,920 and everything that means that means football dad gets to watch a game with his kid who's 149 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:32,280 actually invested in the game yet you look at right wing whatever a lot they're painting 150 00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:38,080 a picture that's pretty uh just not real though but she they're painting a picture that she's 151 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:46,240 a plant that it's some sort of uh government-placed psyop that like because she's encouraging her 152 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:51,440 uh followers to vote she hasn't told them who to vote for she did back up biden uh during 153 00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:55,880 the election but it should probably back them again but she's i mean she's just because 154 00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:59,400 she's encouraging young people to vote a lot of conservatives are losing their fucking 155 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:04,080 minds right now because they know that if she gets the swifties to the polling office 156 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:10,800 it's going to be high left numbers this this this this election and so because of that 157 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:17,960 alone i think there's a lot of people putting so much vitriol against this poor girl who 158 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:22,780 like and again i saw some comments though it's just completely twisted i saw some commentator 159 00:15:22,780 --> 00:15:29,240 say like oh you don't like seeing a pretty young successful actress uh or singer on the 160 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:33,720 fucking screen like are you gay like that's what the guy on like that's what he was employing 161 00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:37,040 he's just like he's like so let me get this right you're just like you get it your football 162 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:42,840 whatever but then it shows a beautiful young like singer like a hot chick that we can all 163 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:48,120 you know like admire you know whatever who's successful and like all the stuff 25 seconds 164 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:52,400 they lose their fucking minds i don't know i like i whenever i go to a bar and there's 165 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:56,400 a game on there's always the like a group of dudes that has like a bunch of money on 166 00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:59,480 the game or something and they're just the loudest people in the fucking bar the whole 167 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:04,040 time i like the fact that she's shown more because it makes those guys angry because 168 00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:07,720 she popped up the screen like get this fucking bitch off the screen i got money on this 169 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:12,800 bruh yeah screaming i bet you could but if kanyes there they do the same thing that's 170 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:18,400 my point if kanyes there they should kick him out because of all of his extremely anti-semitic 171 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:22,280 views and that he's fucking pro hitler you should have picked a different celebrity whoever 172 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:28,040 the anybody but kanyes say no pick a different one to use an example okay if jim carrey was 173 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:32,840 there okay i mean there were some allegations but whatever allegations against everyone 174 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:40,600 however look the dolly parton that's the one if you want to if you want to avoid all no 175 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:46,080 one's ever done anything wrong it's dolly parton she's a hero she's an angel she doesn't 176 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:50,120 dolly parton if dolly parton shows up to the game dolly parton shows up to the game she 177 00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:56,600 would get more airtime than that and that's the sad part it's completely twisted we're 178 00:16:56,600 --> 00:17:02,000 talking about and taylor swift specifically she knew andy reid before she knew travis 179 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:09,560 kelsey her dad is friends with andy reid from the philadelphia days when andy reid was in 180 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:16,760 philadelphia okay so this hate towards they would be it has nothing to do with anything 181 00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:23,240 yeah no i agree uh uh if you look at lakers games in the late 90s early 2000s jack niggles 182 00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:27,960 exactly i didn't even have to point out who's on the fucking court it's jack nicholson right 183 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:34,160 and showed i don't know seven minutes a game maybe yeah like i said i don't watch sports 184 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:39,080 because i'm not going to sit there for three hours to watch 20 minutes of football um and 185 00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:46,280 a bunch of commercials but i will say uh if this brings more people to why do people watch 186 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:50,840 the super bowl the commercials in the halftime right it gets a big boost because people want 187 00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:55,080 to see the halftime spectacle they want to watch those commercials and there happens 188 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:59,480 to be an exciting game that they can share with their football enthusiast friends and 189 00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:04,120 family right the party right it's the party it's the camaraderie it's like i've never 190 00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:10,920 given a shit about any any super bowl come out ever but i show up and i if everybody 191 00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:15,280 there is a chiefs fan i'm a chiefs fan for the day and i'm and i'm with them and i want 192 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:19,280 them to win just as bad as everyone else or if it's you know if someone's there that i 193 00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:23,120 don't like i'm definitely picking the other team right so you make the game out of that 194 00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:28,160 that's what but so do a lot of people i'll bet i'll do bets online for how long the national 195 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:31,960 anthem is going to be sung for right or if there's going to be another power outage or 196 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:36,040 something like that basically you're saying you're every sports fan's wife they they go 197 00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:40,000 because they have to and then they just have fun and they root for that team not comfortable 198 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:47,600 with that as a descriptor so i'm gonna say no okay but but i would say i'm yeah i don't 199 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:55,000 know what kyle you big sports guy um not really okay well let's get to know kyle because you 200 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:58,200 have chosen not to speak this whole time so i'm imagining you've been waiting for me to 201 00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:02,080 turn directly to you and start asking not at all man not at all so let's what are you 202 00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:08,600 into you a gamer um well like i make i make beats with like hardware synthesizers so i've 203 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:13,160 everything linked with midi which is like a way to communicate with um hardware gear 204 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:19,040 like if you have a keyboard and a drum machine and like uh synthesizers you can make your 205 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:23,480 own music basically it's pretty cool i just do it for a hobby it's fun yeah that's dope 206 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:28,080 you put it up on the web or you do sometimes i upload stuff to instagram but i just i don't 207 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:33,640 really have like a big like plan for it i just do it just as a hobby so like to relax and 208 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:39,540 to like see my progress learning a new instrument it's a lot of fun it's like imagine a computer 209 00:19:39,540 --> 00:19:44,160 that's an instrument and you have to learn all the like menu and um functions like kind 210 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:47,960 of like if you're in a car and you don't know how the interface works with like the stereo 211 00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:53,920 and stuff and you're always learning like how yeah sure that's cool i like that um we're 212 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:57,440 gonna definitely feature some of your music on here already we already talked awesome 213 00:19:57,440 --> 00:20:01,240 was already like yeah we'll get we'll have this guy do some uh some cool things because 214 00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:06,200 we always have our segments we're not really segments here but we do things here's the 215 00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:09,560 thing you know what i would like here's a little behind the scenes for people listening 216 00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:13,080 at home because i'm not gonna edit this shit out uh you know how i'm always on fucking 217 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:17,480 youtube trying to well yeah you know you've been here all the every time you know i'm 218 00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:22,400 always on youtube trying to find copyright free uh music that suits the fucking mood 219 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:26,400 of the movie the licensing is it's a pain in the ass man that's all i would love that 220 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:32,800 i would need 30 seconds of like music that fits the goonies you know or music that fits 221 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:37,360 whatever the fuck we're gonna watch next if you i mean are five seconds of music at the 222 00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:42,000 beginning of a what are you smoking or something like that yeah too if you want to be our if 223 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:46,880 you want to be our music guy we'll talk about it like i'm kind of into like synthesizers 224 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:50,920 glitchy video game sounds and that kind of oh great yeah i mean oh video see we do video 225 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:55,520 that's all my that'd be perfect for like a sci-fi movie yeah oh dude that's perfect for 226 00:20:55,520 --> 00:21:01,120 talking video games though yeah or videos i uh speaking of video games uh we don't often 227 00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:05,920 talk about video games but um man i need to get more high i feel uh let's you know what 228 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:10,800 let's let's let's circle back to video games just remind me video games because i do want 229 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:14,320 to talk about what i've been playing recently uh but yeah let's fucking i'm gonna smoke 230 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:18,480 this fucking space jewelry i'm not high enough let's this is where we need that bumper music 231 00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:23,280 for what are you smoking and i had and i had a shot of um moonshine before we started this 232 00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:27,440 has got to be a record for getting into what are we smoking only 20 minutes in and we're 233 00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:32,320 finally did it i think we were an hour in one time that's about right if we were doing 234 00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:38,480 it perfect that's our who brought this i brought that hell yeah uh space rockets oh god this 235 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:45,120 one's just a name this one's called pancakes it's uh infused infused pre-roll uh canan 236 00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:54,480 banoids uh 42% thc 36% and uh it was made last year let's do it what was in that bowl 237 00:21:54,480 --> 00:22:00,320 oh that first one was uh well okay so what i've been packing or will pack throughout the days uh 238 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:08,400 it's by the eighth brother eighth brother eighth brother uh indica um eighth brother 239 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:17,200 inc at instagram and eighth brother dot com stardust og 35.4 percent or 31.5 percent 240 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:24,400 oh stardust space star wait we got a theme going oh yeah we got a space space rocks and we got uh 241 00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:30,800 and and stardust speaking of stardust um i believe that's the name of the book and movie that i yeah 242 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:36,320 yeah neil gaiman oh no uh or gaiman neil gaiman whatever one uh have you guys ever seen stardust 243 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:44,640 the do not know no okay so it's a it's an interesting very whimsical it's a space pirate 244 00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:49,600 movie right since we're on the subject of it but like uh space pirates it all fits the whole thing 245 00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:57,920 yeah sort of yeah robert de niro's a space pirate i guess um but anyway the they're not showing a 246 00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:03,840 lot of cool pictures of this but uh it's interesting it's a good movie doesn't matter i'm not high enough 247 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:08,560 let's smoke this fucking space rock uh i want to watch stardust now or reread it that's it the 248 00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:13,840 book's better than the movie but the movie's pretty good okay let's do this but what are we 249 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:22,720 smoking roll music uh space rocks okay video games i've been playing alan wake 2 and uh 250 00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:31,840 holy shit one of the scariest fucking games i've ever played it is legit difficult to play at night 251 00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:38,640 i have to turn on extra lights because of how atmospherically terrifying this game is 252 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:43,680 so it's it's are you familiar with alan wake this series i always get it mixed up with uh i think 253 00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:53,520 it's heavy rain where you press x to sean sean sean sean sean that's one of the best glitches 254 00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:58,960 of all time but what i do know is that uh it's i guess the first one came out a while back and 255 00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:04,160 there wasn't a sequel for a long time and it's probably like connected like to some other games 256 00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:11,600 i don't remember yes um the company that made alan wake is the company that did max pain 257 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:18,560 and max pain 2 then they did alan wake i think in that order and then um they did american 258 00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:24,640 nightmare which is like a spinoff of alan wake then they did a game called control or they did 259 00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:32,640 quantum break one of the two at that time um a quantum break is another really cool one anyway 260 00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:38,800 all of these games and then now alan wake 2 all these games are connected in a in like meaningful 261 00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:45,280 meaningful cool ways that are being fully fleshed out and explored in alan wake 2 so if you're a fan 262 00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:50,800 of any of those games well first off play all of them in order if you got the time max pain is cheap 263 00:24:50,800 --> 00:25:00,320 on steam right now and then uh yeah i mean just then alan wake 2 has payoffs in uh it's one of 264 00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:06,160 the best games i've ever played i think it they seamlessly blend live action video with the 265 00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:11,920 computer graphics so like you'll just be playing and then all of a sudden it cuts to a video like 266 00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:18,080 a movie like of the actual actor who's looks like alan wake but you know he just continues walking 267 00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:22,320 forward and now you're watching like a movie playing out and then it'll cut back to him 268 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:26,800 in his like graphics form and then you can go back and it's almost i mean obviously you can 269 00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:31,680 tell but we're getting to the point where maybe one day we won't be able to tell and i'm looking 270 00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:35,440 forward to that where it's just like it's going to look seamless it's just going to look lifelike 271 00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:41,360 you know have you seen the unreal 5 lifelike yeah i've seen that shooter game that uh what's 272 00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:45,360 it called body cam or something like body cam footage type of game well there's that one but 273 00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:54,880 then there's also uh now that that body cam one unreal 5 uh lifelike 274 00:25:57,280 --> 00:26:04,320 it's a dude walking oh i mean well okay forest yeah i mean the bamboo grove is 275 00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:08,240 i mean that's like this just looks like fucking real life 276 00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:19,600 i mean that just looks like real life and that's unreal 5 wow mike like that's where we're at 277 00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:24,960 donate to the patreon if you want to see what we're watching yeah yeah it's so beautiful yeah 278 00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:30,640 yeah we're not even beautiful but uh it is it's it's called virtual bamboo grove using uh ue5 279 00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:39,920 ue5 uh 4k but it it's honestly pretty much perfect that is really legit um this is what unreal 5 is 280 00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:48,800 capable of but then i gotta show you the um i gotta show you the the guy dude um man walking 281 00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:55,600 oh here realistic person one i mean those are good but i want the one where the guys walk and 282 00:26:55,600 --> 00:27:01,200 where's this is terrible podcasting i'm so sorry audience i'm so sorry it's just i won't be there 283 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:07,040 this this one i want this but i don't okay 284 00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:15,440 motherfucker okay here we go this now this is pretty much 285 00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:25,920 i mean that's perfect almost i still say there's a bit uncanny valley like it's it's it's like 286 00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:30,400 crazy but isn't that almost perfect yeah really like a movie yeah that's what i'm saying it's it's 287 00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:36,720 this person doesn't exist it's not a model it's so well no that is that is absolutely a person with 288 00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:42,320 motion capture they'll show they're they're like they have a man doing this uh that would be the 289 00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:46,240 uh that would be the point because that's where you get so much uncanny valley when they try and 290 00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:51,600 actually do the movements and stuff it doesn't work really usually with the mocap combined with 291 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:58,960 i mean and you've seen i mean they try to do it in flash but how didn't really work out that well 292 00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:06,000 yeah i think uh they need to start using unreal engine 5 for cutscenes now but if that's but just 293 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:13,280 like but if you're looking at this which is fucking uh computer graphics right like god damn look how 294 00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:20,080 seamless that was this is just what they're capable of doing is insane so here's my theory 295 00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:25,120 we're looking at this right here it's almost indistinguishable for me looking at you 296 00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:31,600 how are we not in a simulation how are we if you take this out 50 years from now what were 297 00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:36,880 they're gonna be oh i if you look at a hundred years from now even right i would say i would 298 00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:43,120 say 100 years because that way we have implants in our brains right like i think 50 years we'll have 299 00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:48,080 every video game looks this good at least right but i think 100 years you could plug the chip 300 00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:52,160 into your brain and be able to see this shit augmented in real life i think you're underestimating 301 00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:56,800 how fast it changes i need you to think back it's only 40 years ago we didn't even have phones 302 00:28:56,800 --> 00:29:02,320 we didn't have any of this stuff 40 years ago there was no internet i mean there was but it 303 00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:08,320 was dial up it was insane sure that if you look from there to today take that advance 304 00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:15,120 no you're right do another 40 years double that again oh he's real quick for the people at home 305 00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:20,480 uh i just gotta put this on austin is is showing kyle how to use the water thing and that's not 306 00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:27,920 your fault kyle no i'm pretty hard right now and there's a shit load of stickers all over it doesn't matter how high you are 307 00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:32,080 oh dude i would have offered i'm sorry i thought you had a bottle with you oh it's cool it's cool 308 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:37,680 it's just i always every single podcast this is the history of all time i've always offered 309 00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:43,200 drinks i got i was like i got lemonade i got sparkling water regular water we were an hour later 310 00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:48,080 so you're kind of off your like scheduling part of that the first hour is usually us doing that 311 00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:54,880 yeah but isn't this insane like where we're at graphically right problem though is that now all 312 00:29:54,880 --> 00:30:00,400 these game studios this just shows like what the hardware software everything is capable of but all 313 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:06,160 the studios now have to work extra hard in order to make like this into a game because it's now your 314 00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:11,280 expectation they worked on just this video this scene of the guy walking around they worked probably 315 00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:17,200 fucking tirelessly just to make it months but the studios have to now replicate that for a whole 316 00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:23,120 entire day for those hour after hour after hour what i'm saying is we could uh like so the way 317 00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:28,400 alan wake has done it which is cool like i said is they sort of show they already have amazing 318 00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:32,800 graphics because it is like a next-gen game and it feels next-gen like the lighting system is amazing 319 00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:37,520 and it has to be because the whole game is in the dark and you have a flashlight which is a weapon 320 00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:44,640 slash your source of light which makes the game terrifying there's a the game opens up uh sort of 321 00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:50,640 when you get to the morgue and you first meet like one of the first uh monsters that you have to fight 322 00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:57,840 you he like a naked corpse and you see dingling and everything a naked corpse gets up off the 323 00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:04,000 table fucking murder some people around you uh it's just a flickering morgue light in the dark 324 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:09,920 right he knocks you to the ground and then you see him walking around you get up you see your gun you 325 00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:15,040 grab it and you have to limp over to the light stand directly in the light as this guy's just 326 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:19,600 circling you fucking muttering and like looking at you trying to find you because he can't see you 327 00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:23,360 in the light and you just have to wait for the right moment to run away or then go get your gun 328 00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:30,560 and shoot him that is such a tense like like your heart is racing and that is just the tip of the 329 00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:35,600 iceberg in this game i'm if you're a horror fan if you're just a suspenseful like you like that 330 00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:41,920 susc like that feeling of like unease this is the fucking game there's no shortcuts when you started 331 00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:47,600 playing this time did you go back and replay one first i had never played one so i played one 332 00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:54,320 okay well actually so what the way this all went down is i played control which i absolutely 333 00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:59,600 fucking loved control is a super fun game where you fly around you have telekinesis it's a shooter 334 00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:04,560 you take over a government agency that all they do is uh they're like x-files they look into like 335 00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:10,720 mysterious shit including what's happening with alan wake uh so they have like a whole department 336 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:15,760 dedicated to like figuring out alan wake's situation uh because they made that game first 337 00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:20,880 but then i played that game and i was like this is dope and there was an alan wake dlc that connects 338 00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:25,520 to the game and i was like this is sick so then i went and bought alan wake and i was like this 339 00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:30,880 game's awesome i love the story it's one of the best like narrative games i've ever played all it 340 00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:35,200 is is just a cool story and you don't know what which way is up and you don't know what's happening 341 00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:42,240 the spinoff is super fun because it takes place in their fictional little um uh twilight zone uh 342 00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:46,880 spinoff that they have called night springs which is like a little town where weird shit happens 343 00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:52,880 and during the first game you watch the tv like you can watch little mini episodes of night springs 344 00:32:52,880 --> 00:33:00,080 it's all goofy like twin peaks style like stuff so the spinoff game of alan wake takes place in 345 00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:05,920 night springs and it's super fun um so i know well this is just for a good for a good horror 346 00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:10,240 game there's only one game that like really truly did scare me like you don't want to play it at 347 00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:18,480 night time thing is outlast 2 oh fuck yes mike have you ever seen outlast 2 i do not i will okay 348 00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:24,960 even today even though this game has been out for a while there this is one of the this game is 349 00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:32,160 frightening dude although there is outlast trials that's the newest one yeah i've only played two 350 00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:40,400 me and my friend okay mike you have to see just uh uh you are blake well you don't need to read 351 00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:45,920 this i'm gonna skip into okay okay just see the kind of game this is first of all that's 352 00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:52,320 that's all you have is a camera it's the water views because it's raining oh yeah you're in the 353 00:33:52,320 --> 00:34:00,320 north god look at how like how for the time what was this what year around i mean 20 times yeah but 354 00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:10,480 it feels like the the field of view is very i'm already high so i have a question what's that the 355 00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:16,080 waviness of is that in the game or is that me because i'm high uh no it's the game okay here 356 00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:21,120 i've probably picked one of the worst i was about to get here this is probably a little bit better 357 00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:28,000 okay okay well i didn't want to read this stuff yeah so but basically i'm gonna go to the most 358 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:33,440 replay what's the section you're like a reporter you're traveling to arizona in a helicopter your 359 00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:38,320 helicopter crashes it's nighttime you're in this weird like almost like a silent hill but hillbillies 360 00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:43,840 silent hillbillies town all you have is this camera it has night vision but your battery can run out so 361 00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:48,080 then you're just in the dark and you're basically just trying to run away and get away from all these 362 00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:53,600 fucking crazy people and like some weird supernatural shit happens you kind of lose your mind it's uh 363 00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:58,560 it's like a lot of illusions in it towards the end dude this is just a trippy scary fucking game 364 00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:03,200 it actually makes you feel scared like what the fuck would i do and also an un for a farm little 365 00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:08,560 old fucking farm town like village there's a lot of fucking batteries laying her out oh mike see 366 00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:16,000 did you see the bad guy no i did not okay oh she just she just kind of ran away but uh here i'm 367 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:23,440 gonna go back just a second i think that's why it's the most replay watch uh jumps here well yeah 368 00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:28,800 but i don't have the sound on so it's gonna cut away from the uh i went too far back but it's 369 00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:34,640 gonna happen the um fuck anyway just let me play i'll watch all right uh yeah this game's terrifying 370 00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:40,880 uh alanway 2 is terrifying similar feel when you're playing i haven't seen gameplay is it similar 371 00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:48,880 like no okay that's no this is different yeah this is okay it looks like yeah ghostly yeah 372 00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:53,360 anyway i'm not gonna i don't want to watch this all in the background all the time 373 00:35:53,360 --> 00:36:02,560 um cool and that was another with a musical intro by kyle video game minute in the middle of what 374 00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:09,360 you spoke with austin and andy and mike sorta has an idea of what video games are mike's really high 375 00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:14,320 yeah mike's just like man we came such a long way from frogger dude yeah well that is kind of what 376 00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:18,160 it's like for me that's what i was saying i don't think you realize like just from when i was a kid 377 00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:24,880 to now yeah i had like who can stick my mother paid seven hundred and forty nine dollars for an 378 00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:30,720 atari when i was a kid wow your mother loved you yeah and it but it was insane well she was 379 00:36:30,720 --> 00:36:38,000 a calciero she was paying for a babysitter but it's it's not sure yeah that's true single mom 380 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:45,280 how much atari did you play quite a bit i'm i'm a pong i'll i'll fuck you up in some ball 381 00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:53,120 what year was that we gotta adjust that $479 yeah yeah no 749 oh i know yeah that's that's 382 00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:58,560 that's what an atari 2600 is yeah oh yeah i've watched anger video game nerd all the time yeah 383 00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:06,000 yeah because i bet you i bet you owned et and loved it the movie no no we didn't have movies 384 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:12,800 d the atari game then i don't remember so famously bad that they burned all the they buried all the 385 00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:17,920 copies of the land show you don't remember because everyone wishes they could forget yeah yeah um 386 00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:24,480 but yeah but for me to what i see now and then you're saying what is it going to be in 387 00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:29,120 i bet you told you i bet you so in my mind 50 years from now think about that ain't what that 388 00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:34,400 difference is and just make that difference again oh yeah we're already we just saw yeah the unreal 389 00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:39,440 engine 5 i'm like we're there we're almost lifelike uh we're i think we're gonna go past the uncanny 390 00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:43,040 handyman i think in 50 years you're not gonna know what's life but what's not i think it's ready 391 00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:47,920 player one we already have deep fakes that do that we already have deep but i'm telling you you don't 392 00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:55,360 you're gonna get lost in ready player one people are going to turn into those zombie people 393 00:37:56,320 --> 00:38:03,120 do you remember the movie ready player one wait their their whole life is just lived in oh you 394 00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:07,600 say zombie and like that they're that they're shut-ins or whatever but if you're living it 395 00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:12,800 if you're living a robust line of life virtually think those people were living a robust life 396 00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:19,600 okay hold on this is no no this is a good point because here's the thing i i have okay we're now 397 00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:26,080 we're arguing our online interactions as important as as real life and so you could say all day long 398 00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:29,840 because you have a family and because you have a bunch of your friends and stuff and you have a 399 00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:34,720 podcast that of course physical physical relationships with people that you know in real 400 00:38:34,720 --> 00:38:39,280 life are way more important than online but what about people who all they have are online 401 00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:44,880 connections people who go and the only friends they have are on their xbox that's the same as 402 00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:51,200 vr if we're 50 years in the future and someone puts their vr on and they go to work and they 403 00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:56,000 have friends and they have a robust online social life i don't think that that that's a zombie or 404 00:38:56,000 --> 00:39:01,360 that's sad or whatever because i do think they'll put regulations in for vr they have to if it's 405 00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:05,840 going to get to that point there's going to be like a vr set's going to be like timed out or 406 00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:10,800 whatever i understand what in a perfect world that would be true but we don't live in a perfect world 407 00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:15,680 in japan there's this is already happening they're they're having to pick kids up they're they're 408 00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:23,600 dying they're like just living so online that they stop eating they stop drinking they're literally 409 00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:32,320 dying okay but our bodies can't handle just being that but japan also has a has other they have some 410 00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:44,160 issues when it comes to uh like societal stress like i think living in japan is a lot harder than 411 00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:49,920 living in america so i think they might be on the forefront of that like trying to the escapism 412 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:56,000 sure of right online yeah but the reasoning for that but i don't think america results of it i 413 00:39:56,000 --> 00:40:01,600 don't think america is in danger of that i think america honestly even 50 years from now 100 years 414 00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:09,200 from now we might have a spike of of younger people who do that but i don't know but then again that 415 00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:15,120 might just be the evolution because again my whole point all of this is we're already in a 416 00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:21,040 fucking simulation maybe just the end cycle of the simulation is that we all just plug back in 417 00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:26,560 right and then we plug back in and they start playing the next iteration of earth and then 418 00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:31,440 whatever whatever whatever who knows which version we're on we're in the really crazy one 419 00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:37,120 with you about those taylor swift deep fakes that are posting all over x formally twitter yeah well 420 00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:43,680 yeah just a bunch of not safe for work fucking oh they were AI images i saw some other i know you 421 00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:48,000 saw because they were hitting well no they were hitting obviously a chief's fan that's all my my 422 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:55,280 twitter feed or x feed that's what it is it's all chiefs and taylor swift and that's what's in my 423 00:40:55,280 --> 00:41:00,400 feed so they got that algorithm put all those photos right into everyone's feed that's and 424 00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:06,640 they put that all the chiefs fans saw it was so bad every news are like all the news was reporting 425 00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:11,520 on it and all that's going to do is be like all right i gotta go see those pictures now well it 426 00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:15,440 would have except for i and i'll give x credit for this and twitter credit for this they stopped it 427 00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:21,760 immediately oh yeah within about an hour they had it removed and they had where you couldn't even 428 00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:26,720 search her name at that point right now they've fixed it where they can't where the images have 429 00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:33,120 to be pre-approved for her but so they fixed it within a couple of hours x did that x did with 430 00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:38,240 very impressive actually especially when you consider what they've done with x and how how 431 00:41:38,240 --> 00:41:42,560 many fewer employees they have and all the stuff that's happening there they're very impressive 432 00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:48,160 how they handled that i mean i feel like that meme from the early 2000s that crying guy but 433 00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:55,600 leave taylor alone yeah exactly you know what i mean like fuck dude she's she's uh the most 434 00:41:56,640 --> 00:42:02,320 she's the megastar right now like of course if she shows up to a game they're gonna show her of 435 00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:09,280 course like she's she just had the eras tour right now that grossed like a billion dollars is one of 436 00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:16,240 the most successful fucking tours of all time she's the just the hottest fucking artist right now 437 00:42:16,240 --> 00:42:23,120 and the thing is she bridges the gap of of millennials and zoomers so like the young kids 438 00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:28,160 love her and also like people our age love taylor right well my age is we live viewers like one of 439 00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:32,800 our kids it's weird because yeah i didn't even think about that because she does she reaches all 440 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:37,120 the ages and she does people don't realize like you were talking about her tour making all that 441 00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:43,280 money but part of the end game of that and with her is she like her truck driver she gave a 442 00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:47,120 hundred thousand dollar bonus to each one of them they have like 10 trucks that did the united 443 00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:51,120 states tour that's dope six months so they make whatever they make and then she gave another 444 00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:56,640 hundred thousand yeah taylor swift is dope she hands out her bills as tips but it's like she's 445 00:42:56,640 --> 00:43:01,600 good to fling some shit if you're gonna be that mega famous like you just oh yeah you're gonna 446 00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:06,160 expect some shit there's like i like the fake conspiracies like the ones that are like obviously 447 00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:12,960 like stupid there's one that's like there's an old show it's like an old oprah or heraldo or 448 00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:17,600 sure and steve wilcox or something like that where they carry lake they have the leader of a 449 00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:21,920 like a satanist cult and the chick looks just like taylor swift and they like put pictures of them 450 00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:26,560 side by side that she's like this leader of a satanist cult oh that's great you know what's uh 451 00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:31,680 even if she was the leader of a satanist cult people get satanism all wrong uh you know like 452 00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:36,320 you think satanism you think of people are worshiping satan but like satanism doesn't 453 00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:42,240 believe in say are no but even if they are but uh they're just validating your beliefs but 454 00:43:42,240 --> 00:43:49,280 satanism the actual like is not is not worshiping satan it doesn't believe in satan it's more of an 455 00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:55,200 of an atheist or an agnostic point of view where you're uh like the like the um well that is the 456 00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:59,520 set there's two groups of satanists you're right there's one that's kind of making fun of religion 457 00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:03,680 and there's a the others that really are kind of crazy people there's ones that 458 00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:08,720 are well highways you'll see a side this is adopted but this highway was adopted by the satanist cult 459 00:44:08,720 --> 00:44:19,600 um that's but but uh yeah i was uh satanist satanistas i think those are exactly 460 00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:27,440 what the fuck i don't know that's uh i believe there's there's a little google does check if 461 00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:34,800 there's a typo it's satanists oh because i put a slash on it that's what it is looking for it on 462 00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:43,520 your computer satanists there we go satanism uh okay so there's some that believe in yeah okay 463 00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:52,320 yeah it's religious and or exactly and or but in modern day the modern day satanists the the specific 464 00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:59,280 uh say oh the satanic temple is the exact one yes okay so yeah the satan if you see this satanic 465 00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:08,160 temple anywhere they don't worship satan no they're making fun of it yes uh they put uh they empathy 466 00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:12,640 reason and advocate advocacy that's the three things that they believe those are the core 467 00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:19,120 beliefs of the satan they the satanic temple they actually are one of the most uh uh like outreach 468 00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:23,760 like they have the they have like really good outreach programs humanists humanist stuff and 469 00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:29,600 they don't take tax money or they or they pay their taxes because they argue against the 470 00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:37,360 hypocrisy of churches not taking taxes what are we okay hold on again it's a little bit of a tangent 471 00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:43,360 this is really what the fuck is going on when john is here you know humanitarian of the uh 472 00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:50,480 humanitarian of the year john john connehy uh we're here uh next week two weeks well yeah because 473 00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:57,840 it uh so it's it's the third of february today and on the 16th we're gonna have that big show 474 00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:02,960 i'm excited for it right and this is this is gonna air episode that'll air that they can go 475 00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:07,440 to live show because after this it'll be already happened no i think i think it's already gonna 476 00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:12,320 have happened i think this is gonna air i think it's gonna air on the same all the day the night 477 00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:18,640 before the day of yes listen right when it comes out run and you can get to boyd city yeah come go 478 00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:26,720 come see the 16th we're gonna have a lot of fun right uh all right so austin did we do the desert 479 00:46:26,720 --> 00:46:33,280 the desert island game with you no i know okay and since we have kyle here it's a perfect 480 00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:38,480 opportunity right all right so this is just fun it doesn't it's when i say game you can relax 481 00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:43,840 there's no there's no objectives all it is is you're going to tell me some favorite things okay so 482 00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:51,920 okay we're gonna trap you uh oh so again kyle cue some uh some desert island desert island music 483 00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:56,720 we'll do it later in post but you can give me some like tropical fucking vibe right oh yeah this is 484 00:46:56,720 --> 00:47:00,320 what this is what like if you could if you're down if you're just fucking around and you want to make 485 00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:05,760 a tropical vibe yeah and then like just yeah just have some background music okay melody you know 486 00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:14,240 exactly so uh we're gonna put you you you both are trapped on your own islands okay um but just 487 00:47:14,240 --> 00:47:19,040 because you guys came together you get a coconut with a really you get a coconut phone with a 488 00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:23,680 really really really long string it's that's it just between the two of you you can communicate 489 00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:34,320 if you want fair okay oh shit what are you doing oh okay uh all right uh okay so you're both trapped 490 00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:39,040 on your own island all right you have a your the house you have a big uh a huge big screen tv it's 491 00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:46,160 fucking dope uh you have a fridge that'll keep uh well we'll get there uh and you have a bookshelf 492 00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:54,640 okay you can bring a dvd a blu-ray like a like a 4k you know super blu-ray what are you gonna bring 493 00:47:54,640 --> 00:48:02,800 any dvd it has to be a movie or a show or it could well we're gonna get into shows so i would say 494 00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:09,280 movie but if you i guess if you like you know but it's but is it is it the same rules we've 495 00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:14,960 played with before so if it's a movie series nope no i just hold on to just whatever they answer okay 496 00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:22,240 i guess the star wars i bring star wars which one 497 00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:29,760 revengeance okay you got a very specific one in mind okay all right now i'm feeling 498 00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:36,160 mike gave away the game a little bit but i'm feeling generous i think i'll give you attack 499 00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:45,200 of the clones as well okay now you can keep that one actually fine i'm gonna give you one i would 500 00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:50,400 be like okay cool i'm gonna give no i'm gonna give you the uh the last jedi i'll just kill myself 501 00:48:50,400 --> 00:49:01,520 i'll just kill myself okay no fuck it i'll give you the i'll give you the prequel trilogy 502 00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:05,680 all right uh because at least then you could have the the middle movie to bridge it if you really 503 00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:11,680 want um kyle what are you gonna bring man the whole time i was just thinking about and i still 504 00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:17,920 haven't made a decision oh you're honest like it uh if you need inspiration about comic book movies 505 00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:25,840 or anything you can look around my apartment uh just just anywhere you look it's like oh yeah 506 00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:28,480 christopher nolan did make the dark knight 507 00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:36,880 okay we got some dead hair cow come on you gotta pick a movie i mean here's the thing i know this 508 00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:41,520 is the last movie you saw well no well this is this is going to be cemented on podcast forever 509 00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:46,720 and all your friends and family will know what you bring to a deserted island so it is important 510 00:49:46,720 --> 00:49:49,440 but knowing that no pressure just give something 511 00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:57,120 well i just can't think of one right now okay we'll come back to movies it might get easier 512 00:49:57,120 --> 00:50:02,480 once you think of something else next one is you could bring a boxed set of a tv show this is easier 513 00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:08,320 like what's the one thing you'd binge forever it's actually not that easy because for me it's like 514 00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:15,680 already it's already a toss-up between like office simpsons fucking south park like especially when 515 00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:21,920 you get yeah you want more episodes it's the whole thing i would bring entourage oh god that's good 516 00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:28,480 it has its fair share of comedy a little bit of action drama and it can also double as porn 517 00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:35,280 sometimes sometimes uh and because of that i'm going to give you the movie sweet i like the movie 518 00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:41,520 the movie is good uh entourage again uh underrated classic what a great show if you haven't seen it 519 00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:46,800 oh show ari gold is worth it alone kyle what about you tv show 520 00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:55,920 you got a way too high kyle is very high it's okay we'll come back uh maybe you'll think of 521 00:50:55,920 --> 00:51:00,720 something uh all right now the next thing is a book what book would you want to bring 522 00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:07,600 and why is it the holy bible no i'm not the dolly llama dude oh yeah dolly llama dude 523 00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:16,080 wrong guy my favorite christmas movie by heart you can uh listen to that rant on our youtube 524 00:51:16,080 --> 00:51:22,480 you know i probably get bring i would i bring charles bukowski's ham on rye charles bukowski's 525 00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:29,120 ham on rye i am not all right i'm gonna look that up later really really good writer uh 526 00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:37,280 uh fucking oh he's a poet also okay is this just a poem or is this a it's a semi-autobiography 527 00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:43,920 semi-autobiographical novel so it's a not but he's a wow yeah it's about him growing up uh he died 528 00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:49,680 like a few days before i was born does he write poetically his when his novel when you read is 529 00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:55,120 it uh it's mostly stories it's mostly just like stories like the ham on rise about him growing up 530 00:51:55,120 --> 00:52:00,000 as a kid uh there's he does another one fact totem about when he worked in the factory there's one 531 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:05,360 post office when he was worked at post office these are poems he wrote no these are stories 532 00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:09,840 there's poems in it okay there's poems in him he has like he has a bunch of really good works they 533 00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:15,440 actually made the movie after him called barfly which is uh i mean if it ends up on juby i'm 534 00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:19,280 definitely suggesting sure because i've never seen i've heard of charles bukowski i've just i've 535 00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:23,440 never read any of his stuff really good writing really good storytelling it's funny like where it 536 00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:30,720 has to be it's like crazy in other parts like it's it's really real uh he's a big drinker uh me and 537 00:52:30,720 --> 00:52:35,600 kyle actually were super into his books uh when i went to visit him in california we actually went 538 00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:41,600 to where his grave is oh we pull up to the cemetery and uh whatever it was like hey can you help us 539 00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:44,400 we're trying to find a specific grave he's like charles bukowski's grave we're like yeah 540 00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:49,040 drew us a little map he knew exactly where it was he's like they're either here to see michael 541 00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:54,400 jackson or charles bukowski like uh or whatever like there's two celebrities and he looked at 542 00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:59,520 you guys he's like these are the pachowski boys right here uh would you bring in a pachowski book 543 00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:07,360 um yeah i like factotum because it's pretty funny it's like classic and you work your factory 544 00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:14,880 yeah double meaning uh okay mine's out would probably be like a robert mccammon book because 545 00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:22,400 no kyle still has not picked a movie or show so he just gets that book yeah no no because 546 00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:28,640 he forego movies and tv i guess you're just gonna have a big screen tv what you didn't i just don't 547 00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:36,880 keep up with everything like i can um oh no sure we got i feel like you're gonna have a big screen tv 548 00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:44,400 in your in your desert island uh house that is going to be useless there's going to be a mirror 549 00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:50,160 or something like a black mirror but i'll give you all of charles bukowski's books though but 550 00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:55,280 you said it's a tv on an island yeah but i'm on the island so it's like it's powered by coconuts 551 00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:59,440 i'm gonna be watching the tv because i'll be on the island you know i'm saying oh so you won't 552 00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:03,120 even be inside watching tv i don't want to watch tv because i'm on the island chilling you know 553 00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:08,000 like oh man you're gonna the whole time chill it fine we're doing a different game for you then 554 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:13,360 fun all right you get all the charles bukowski's books to read on the fucking beach you sir do not 555 00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:19,840 get a big screen tv instead i'm really building up the backyard you're getting a like a cabana doc 556 00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:26,720 fucking all the like chillest layout spots hammocks all the everything right you're gonna have a bar 557 00:54:26,720 --> 00:54:31,360 with unlimited fucking uh what okay what cocktail are we gonna do that's unlimited 558 00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:37,760 um just shots of vodka unlimited shots of vodka so you're just gonna go vodka then you want like 559 00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:43,040 a soda chaser or what do you want no chasers unless it's like a just like a sprite or something 560 00:54:43,040 --> 00:54:48,320 okay we'll give you free sprite i mean just in case i mean god don't just be a fucking guy just 561 00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:56,320 just sit on the beach just vodka shots the whole time okay great perfect out movies and tv shows 562 00:54:56,320 --> 00:55:02,080 for a game i know exactly what game it would be he gets one game he gets to play oh gta 4 oh yeah 563 00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:07,600 that game's pretty awesome and you get online functionality it wouldn't be gta 5 well the thing 564 00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:13,280 is like uh i'm not like a big movie person but with games like i look at the story as like a movie 565 00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:20,960 when i'm playing the game and like that's how i can play a game that um just i just think i want 566 00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:24,720 to play something that's like a movie when i'm playing it fuck yeah dude that's like the island 567 00:55:24,720 --> 00:55:31,600 weight game i'm playing right now it is so in your like it is such a narrative that's all i play are 568 00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:37,040 our narrative single player games that's all i play like i'm not a big online game other than 569 00:55:37,040 --> 00:55:44,240 dead by daylight which is uh um one of my absolute favorite it's the only live service game i like 570 00:55:44,240 --> 00:55:49,440 um it's have you heard of dead by daylight the one where you play as a you play as like a 571 00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:57,760 let's just say like a camp counselor type of like survivor and there's a jason style killer 572 00:55:57,760 --> 00:56:02,720 chasing you down right like and you're trying to escape by like powering up generators that he's 573 00:56:02,720 --> 00:56:08,320 just going around trying to kill you all but take that and times it by like they have jason freddy 574 00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:14,400 krueger the ghost face killer from screen they have uh the grudge girl the girl from grudge she 575 00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:20,960 comes out of fucking tvs and shit and comes after you uh it's a super intense kind of it's not super 576 00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:26,800 scary anymore because once you've played it enough and you understand the loop and you understand 577 00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:33,120 like uh like what the game is it gets less scary but then at the same time you play michael meyers 578 00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:37,040 and you're just working on your generator and you don't hear anything because he doesn't have that 579 00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:40,880 heartbeat like all the other killers he's just a silent guy and he just stares at you and when 580 00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:45,200 he stares at you he builds up a meter and when he builds up the meter enough he can just one hit 581 00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:49,520 you and just kill you so if you're just working on a gender like i've been here for a minute 582 00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:53,840 and you turn around you just see mike my just staring at you ghost face the same way except 583 00:56:53,840 --> 00:57:00,480 he can lean from trees it's that's creepy uh if they could pull it off it's fun i like i like i 584 00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:04,800 like the sound of that it's a fun game i would if you jumped on some dead by daylight i have it on 585 00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:13,520 playstation uh uh but it's cross play because i have a ps5 too i think it's cross play oh well 586 00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:18,800 then fuck it yeah i think it's a free game i don't know if it's free but you'd probably want to buy 587 00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:24,960 the pack of like whatever survivor you'd want to play as they just came out with alan wake as a skin 588 00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:30,880 which is kind of cool so i might want to actually get back into oh they just released alien from 589 00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:38,320 like aliens as a killer uh oh no fuck they just released chuckie as a killer and i was like how 590 00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:45,600 are they going to do chuckie and it's pretty cool uh it's the only killer where you you so uh the 591 00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:50,640 what makes this game interesting is when you're a survivor it's four of you and you're working 592 00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:57,840 together on a team to escape the killer you can't hurt him but he can kill you right uh they uh um 593 00:57:58,400 --> 00:58:02,320 what was i going to say you're playing from a third person perspective right so you can like 594 00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:07,280 look all around you as you're like working on the generator whatever the killer is a first person 595 00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:13,200 shooter perspective uh so he has a completely different point of view as he's playing right 596 00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:19,760 it's pretty cool anyway fuck video game minute over roll the music oh wait no no uh we're 597 00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:25,360 finishing this up the last one would be uh i think the most important one if you had a star trek 598 00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:33,200 replicator that you could punch the button and get a meal every single time you press it what's 599 00:58:33,200 --> 00:58:40,720 the meal and before you answer it does not have to be a what you could order at a restaurant what 600 00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:46,080 they would put together as a meal so like if you want spaghetti and meatballs as your main course 601 00:58:46,080 --> 00:58:52,160 but instead of having garlic bread in a salad which they would give you it like uh you could put 602 00:58:52,160 --> 00:59:00,160 mashed potatoes and like i don't know uh beef satay from a thai restaurant if that's what you 603 00:59:00,160 --> 00:59:04,960 want so like be creative like it doesn't have to be a cohesive dish from anyone's point of view 604 00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:11,440 but your own but don't get crazy you can't have like unlimited sides you know it has to be uh it 605 00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:17,040 has to be like something that would fit in a replicator what would you pick um so it would 606 00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:23,520 be a rib eye steak all right side of asparagus and mashed potatoes and gravy okay specifically 607 00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:29,440 from where this is your dream thing is it from mesa grill bob flay's restaurant is it from 608 00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:36,880 a home made your mom i'll just go my mom my mom makes it okay it has to be from a place like a 609 00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:42,480 franchise no it could be your mom's my mine is my mom's spaghetti is absolutely my main dish 610 00:59:44,480 --> 00:59:46,720 hell yeah and what about dessert 611 00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:58,160 just a fucking new york cheesecake oh hell yeah cherry on top chocolate no cherry just the drizzle 612 00:59:58,160 --> 01:00:04,320 just a drizzle of cherry yeah gotcha okay perfect i see it in my mind delicious kyle 613 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:10,640 man i'm gonna take it by and i'm just gonna go like triple cheeseburgers fuck yeah from where 614 01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:13,920 i don't even know just as long as it's a triple cheeseburger and it's fucking good 615 01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:18,880 yeah don't fuck up my like my condiments or whatever like well they won't because you get 616 01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:24,160 it's your it's your dream it's your dream food what's your dream it's your dream triple cheeseburger 617 01:00:24,160 --> 01:00:29,120 what condiments what happens when something in the dream and they do it wrong shit no you're not 618 01:00:29,120 --> 01:00:33,600 dreaming it it's you're telling me right now i'm gonna make it perfect because i'm the god of this 619 01:00:33,600 --> 01:00:39,600 little universe that we're creating yeah but okay you're gonna get a perfect non-fucked up condiment 620 01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:45,760 triple cheeseburger you want the sesame bun oh yeah the buns are good do you want toasted well 621 01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:52,880 actually i usually like to get like uh like sourdough would be good oh fuck yeah yeah make some crazy 622 01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:57,840 like unique burger dude man i want a burger after this is done now that you've said it like that 623 01:00:57,840 --> 01:01:06,080 really you ever go to like the i go to this place it's got a b and it's and it's it's but it's they 624 01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:10,560 make the burgers exactly the way i like them i don't know how to describe it but it's that greasy 625 01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:18,080 uh like pops diner vibe and they always put the thousand island on it you know what i'm talking 626 01:01:18,080 --> 01:01:21,680 about you know what kind of burger they're always a little bit bigger than your average burger 627 01:01:21,680 --> 01:01:26,080 i like that i don't know what it is i think it's cooking a burger on a grill that gets used for 628 01:01:26,080 --> 01:01:33,440 short order cooking all day long you know it picks up those extra like like in and out does it almost 629 01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:38,560 exactly the way that i like but i think jimmy's down here just does it like just greasy enough 630 01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:47,120 i'll risk the food poisoning anyway i'm hungry yeah i just i realized how hungry i was and then 631 01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:53,120 i just noticed you guys are both wearing the same shirt oh shit yeah there's a handful of these in 632 01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:58,000 the world uh i don't think we're gonna have any by the time i haven't even ordered any so we're not 633 01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:03,440 gonna have any by the time 16th happens i don't even pretend that that was an option i'll use 634 01:02:03,440 --> 01:02:10,880 this opportunity to plug our heat show at the heat hotel in lake havasu city march 3rd 635 01:02:10,880 --> 01:02:20,640 i think it's the second march 2nd it's saturday 8 p.m after the show we're all going to be hanging 636 01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:27,360 out at the glitch so come see us glitch barkadian fuck yeah um or fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah 637 01:02:28,720 --> 01:02:34,240 and that's in lake havasu yes sir heat hotel so if you're looking for a reason to get out to lake 638 01:02:34,240 --> 01:02:40,000 havasu weather's getting really nice right now this would be the time you know make your way out 639 01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:43,920 there well hang out at the heat hotel you can even probably book a room at the heat hotel 640 01:02:44,560 --> 01:02:48,400 it's an actual hotel right yeah they'll just call it that because i've only been to the bar 641 01:02:49,440 --> 01:02:54,880 yeah i went there uh when chris angel did a trick on the london bridge oh shit what did he do he 642 01:02:54,880 --> 01:03:00,880 like submerged himself in a cage under the water and then he like appeared on the roof of an adjacent 643 01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:07,440 hotel how do you think he did it he does body double for sure okay body double i just watched 644 01:03:07,440 --> 01:03:13,840 the king of the hill episode where and this might be one of my favorites uh it's they go to a magic 645 01:03:13,840 --> 01:03:23,600 show and they watch uh some chick disappear or whatever and uh hanks like he's figuring out he's 646 01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:28,880 trying to figure out how all the tricks are done and then peggie gets chosen he goes back and peggie 647 01:03:28,880 --> 01:03:35,600 or i think peggie gets chosen and disappears and won't tell hank how the trick is done she's like 648 01:03:35,600 --> 01:03:42,160 i made a promise i won't tell you and it's driving him fucking insane their marriage is on the brink 649 01:03:42,160 --> 01:03:48,240 in this episode i've never seen them closer to like actual hating each other than in this in this 650 01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:54,720 episode and so he eventually uh figures it out like i think she she tells him or whatever 651 01:03:55,360 --> 01:04:01,200 and their marriage is fixed thank god but at the very end bobby uh during the credits he comes out 652 01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:06,560 in that black mask thing because do you remember one of the most i think this was one of the most 653 01:04:06,560 --> 01:04:13,040 viral before viral was a thing moments was do you remember that guy in the black mask that came out 654 01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:18,640 on like fox or abc or one of those channels where he's like tonight black mask is going to reveal 655 01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:23,520 how tricks are done from your from all the famous magicians do you remember that like it was a big 656 01:04:23,520 --> 01:04:28,240 reveal and he came out he's like i'm going to make this elephant disappear and he does and then he 657 01:04:28,240 --> 01:04:32,640 shows everybody he's like wait till the end of the episode i'm going to show you exactly how i did it 658 01:04:32,640 --> 01:04:39,440 does that not ring a bell something uh let's see black brought to you by bell ringers 659 01:04:40,240 --> 01:04:46,000 brought to you by bell ringer black mask guy uh you're supposed to be you're supposed to be my 660 01:04:47,040 --> 01:04:52,160 laptop guy yeah i know you're supposed to be just typing the things on on my free of you know stream 661 01:04:52,160 --> 01:04:57,280 of consciousness saying what the fuck dude yeah exactly who's jamie i thought i was gonna be able 662 01:04:57,280 --> 01:05:01,040 to do that i can't can't maintain focus when i'm high enough to do i understand 663 01:05:03,920 --> 01:05:09,360 masked magician secrets revealed here's a oh this is a funny or die 664 01:05:11,360 --> 01:05:17,920 that's not what i don't put the actual i want the mast val vent val valentino i guess his name is 665 01:05:18,480 --> 01:05:25,280 let's do that let's do val valentino uh the masked magician here i'll just show you the first part 666 01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:30,960 no what is this okay we're not watching another podcast on this podcast 667 01:05:33,360 --> 01:05:40,480 okay well here we go tonight the moment you've been waiting for is we reveal the biggest secret 668 01:05:40,480 --> 01:05:46,400 of all the true identity of the masked magician oh shit i'm in school i think change the color 669 01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:52,720 ever since we started giving away secrets magician oh we can't for probably copyright reasons i'll do 670 01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:58,080 that and why did you do it we're gonna walk fox on our you're about to find out for the first time 671 01:05:58,080 --> 01:06:03,440 you will actually see our magician's face and here's magic's biggest secrets 672 01:06:05,520 --> 01:06:12,320 jeez this is okay the ropes are wrapped around his body and tied beneath his waist oh god this 673 01:06:12,320 --> 01:06:17,520 is just let's get high and watch youtube episode of fucking fried rice podcast a lot of dead air 674 01:06:17,520 --> 01:06:21,840 ladies and gentlemen i hope you're i hope all anyone listening was just on chill mode today 675 01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:27,200 i think this is one of our last hectic episodes for whatever that's worth calm after the last one 676 01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:32,800 we had yeah so ladies this is the first time we've been on straight indica today again and this we've 677 01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:40,880 been doing uh not in the couch this one's got me kind of in the couch today yeah i just i just 678 01:06:40,880 --> 01:06:47,600 let the space join again so anyway he just reveals how shit's done oh shit that was cool you see that 679 01:06:47,600 --> 01:06:53,440 they dropped a uh a fucking uh huge flaming thing onto a car that's sick 680 01:06:55,680 --> 01:07:03,040 is he in that oh no you can see him struggling well he's dead uh how much they're gonna be 681 01:07:03,040 --> 01:07:09,760 beast do you watch that's all it's just a question you have to be on youtube no it's not really 682 01:07:09,760 --> 01:07:14,880 because you were on youtube and i don't really want to start watching it recently is why i watch 683 01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:21,280 i've seen enough mr beast to know what's up and i and i've bought his chocolate bars to and i've 684 01:07:21,280 --> 01:07:25,600 played the game that you can play by scanning the barcode on the back of his chocolate bars 685 01:07:27,040 --> 01:07:31,760 so whatever that i've not seen a single frame of that guy show i just know of him his squid 686 01:07:31,760 --> 01:07:38,800 game is really cool uh well mr beast is great yeah was it i just got to do with the kids it's 687 01:07:38,800 --> 01:07:42,960 coming up because we with the movie we watched i watched with the kids and so we were talking 688 01:07:42,960 --> 01:07:47,200 about yeah let's get into the movie because that was what kind of where i was going with 689 01:07:47,840 --> 01:07:53,360 don't tell me what to do mike i'm sorry i was trying not to tell you what to do by telling you 690 01:07:53,360 --> 01:08:01,040 what to do ladies and gentlemen the movie roles of kyle martin exclusive this is the movie i'm 691 01:08:01,040 --> 01:08:07,520 thinking grand like what you would hear right before the actual movie starts in a movie theater 692 01:08:07,520 --> 01:08:13,040 you know like they're taking him on that roller coaster or nicole kidman just finished her speech 693 01:08:13,040 --> 01:08:18,320 and now it's doing the like welcome to amc you know like all that shit yeah one of those 694 01:08:19,280 --> 01:08:23,360 10 seconds or whatever i don't need 20 seconds who cares whatever you want whatever you're feeling 695 01:08:23,360 --> 01:08:28,320 roll that now i hope we get all this before i edit this episode that'd be so much fun 696 01:08:28,320 --> 01:08:33,280 if we could actually throw in the music when when it happens so roll that and then uh you want to 697 01:08:33,280 --> 01:08:38,800 take it yeah i'll take some oh shit fuck yeah um high off his ass but he's taking more i love it 698 01:08:40,400 --> 01:08:45,920 he's gonna send you the clip and email oh i finally remember what movie and tv shows i wanted 699 01:08:48,480 --> 01:08:58,080 uh hey we're talking about the goonies today 1985 mike's the only one alive when this movie came out 700 01:08:58,080 --> 01:09:02,480 oh is that true is that right i am the only one here i was alive when this movie came out and i 701 01:09:02,480 --> 01:09:09,200 didn't see it this i always i just saw for the first time last night wait for the first time 702 01:09:09,200 --> 01:09:13,600 first time no that's how is that possible i don't know how it's possible honestly now that i've 703 01:09:13,600 --> 01:09:20,080 watched it because i felt like it watched the movie i'd seen it before but we'll get into that later 704 01:09:20,080 --> 01:09:27,680 why that is but it's maybe you'd seen it no i've not seen it it's been around for 40 years yeah but 705 01:09:27,680 --> 01:09:32,400 i was 21 when it came out that's it was physically that can't be possible because you're 90 706 01:09:33,440 --> 01:09:37,280 okay you must have been when the goodies came out so i was i hit right in between 707 01:09:37,920 --> 01:09:43,840 my kids weren't born until four years later and back then there wasn't hbo and all the stuff that 708 01:09:43,840 --> 01:09:50,240 stuff comes on so we never saw it we didn't have kids the right age at the time it came out well i 709 01:09:50,240 --> 01:09:54,880 would argue that it's not necessarily a kid's movie in the book but i was in the bars i was 710 01:09:54,880 --> 01:09:59,360 watching star wars i wasn't yeah you were getting fucked up you didn't care about you know you can 711 01:09:59,360 --> 01:10:06,080 just pass it to me and i could pass it back like what we like i'm what we've been doing literally 712 01:10:06,080 --> 01:10:13,280 this whole time without a single hiccup mike and yet you want to the one thing that can fuck up 713 01:10:13,280 --> 01:10:20,400 our recording is somebody getting up and moving and you want to cross over uh christopher columbus 714 01:10:20,400 --> 01:10:26,880 breakfast yeah directed by richard donner who uh also did this is crazy i love richard donner 715 01:10:26,880 --> 01:10:32,080 superman oh wait then i'm also thinking of chris i'm thinking of chris columbus that i like 716 01:10:32,080 --> 01:10:37,600 because he did the harry potters he did um i think just the harry potters i like yeah he did the 717 01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:44,400 light oh he executive produced the lighthouse god why stop starting me on producer just show me what 718 01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:51,840 i'm here for fuck oh he did pixels a movie i did just see i liked pixels for whatever it is 719 01:10:51,840 --> 01:10:59,680 yeah oh bicentennial man all day long bicentennial man robin williams as a as a robot trying to become 720 01:10:59,680 --> 01:11:10,320 human two harry potters i missus doubt fire i gotta stop okay he directed home alone too which uh i i 721 01:11:10,320 --> 01:11:19,120 saw uh this is not political but i i watched uh like a maga guy at a at a trump rally and he the 722 01:11:19,120 --> 01:11:24,080 reporter is just like what's your favorite movie and the guy always says like home alone too it's 723 01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:28,800 like why you know why it's just like uh it's like why'd you bring it i'm hoping trump signs it 724 01:11:29,520 --> 01:11:38,240 both homologues yeah it's very good but okay and then spielberg well he wrote it yeah well he 725 01:11:38,240 --> 01:11:42,960 didn't even write it spielberg was like the producer and behind the scenes really it wasn't 726 01:11:42,960 --> 01:11:47,440 says right yeah a lot to do with but he's he's only but i'm saying he's with he's credited 727 01:11:47,440 --> 01:11:52,400 it's credited but it was his idea so let's get let's get into this right but he did do a lot of 728 01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:57,840 on the fly writing okay yeah he's probably there being like let's do this let's do this 729 01:11:57,840 --> 01:12:04,640 let's give sean astin a really bad speech right for uh for the do he's never died moment i will 730 01:12:04,640 --> 01:12:14,000 say that that speech was not great um okay every time yeah uh okay this movie i've i i probably 731 01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:19,120 hadn't seen it in 20 years 15 20 years right it's not something i i watch on a regular basis 732 01:12:20,560 --> 01:12:24,480 and i'm okay with that now that i've seen it again i'm like i could probably wait another 733 01:12:25,120 --> 01:12:29,600 10 years 15 years before watching it not that it's bad by any means but it's just 734 01:12:29,600 --> 01:12:34,960 i don't think it's as great as everyone claims it to be i think it's getting for me it's giving 735 01:12:34,960 --> 01:12:40,480 that like et vibes where it's just like where it's just like for the time this is probably 736 01:12:40,480 --> 01:12:48,480 the shit but the further we get away from it the more flaws you can see i all i wrote down were 737 01:12:48,480 --> 01:12:54,880 were flaws and i um it's crazy we've reversed in this then because i'm the exact opposite i am so 738 01:12:54,880 --> 01:13:00,160 so but i see i'm seeing it through a child's eyes i guess it's so different it's like you're saying 739 01:13:00,160 --> 01:13:06,000 you don't you don't need it anymore as an adult but i saw it i became a 12 year old or 13 year old 740 01:13:06,560 --> 01:13:11,920 because a part of it is also time frame because it goes back to a time that i was that age 741 01:13:13,840 --> 01:13:20,640 and so it feels right to me okay well let me yeah okay so here's things i like for 742 01:13:20,640 --> 01:13:26,800 i absolutely love period pieces this is a period piece of 1985 if you think about things like that 743 01:13:26,800 --> 01:13:35,200 now yeah uh so i love movies that take place pre-cell phone i feel like it opens up i believe 744 01:13:35,200 --> 01:13:42,000 things like i believe that a bunch of kids just got lost but what i'm saying is i believe that 745 01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:45,760 like their parents couldn't find them no way to get a hold of them they weren't even looking for 746 01:13:45,760 --> 01:13:51,280 them to first is the thing that's what i'm saying so it's a different time that's not true obviously 747 01:13:51,280 --> 01:13:57,040 the parents were looking for them the the they showed up like they all showed up in a van at 748 01:13:57,040 --> 01:14:01,680 the end looking for them and it was one day later yeah but eventually but not in an hour or two like 749 01:14:01,680 --> 01:14:05,840 today's parents that's what we're saying oh okay but i'm saying that you'd go out in the afternoon 750 01:14:05,840 --> 01:14:09,920 you didn't come back till dark it's just the way it was you just left sure it was a different time 751 01:14:09,920 --> 01:14:13,920 but what i'm saying they still looked for him after probably 8 p.m when they all should have been 752 01:14:13,920 --> 01:14:18,080 home absolutely absolutely but not in the beginning they were already gone by that i'm just saying it 753 01:14:18,080 --> 01:14:25,200 was so normal to me okay what's what's your thing oh it goes on and on it's it's i watched it with 754 01:14:25,200 --> 01:14:30,800 my grandchildren okay it was it was my first time seeing it my grandson had seen it once before 755 01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:39,040 and my granddaughter had never seen it and it was so great watching it from their eyes and within 756 01:14:39,040 --> 01:14:47,200 then me seeing it for the first time it's probably now my favorite family movie or kids movie 757 01:14:49,600 --> 01:14:53,520 now not my favorite movie no but as far as something you can sit down with your family 758 01:14:53,520 --> 01:14:59,760 and watch and have a blast and it's funny but there are and i see some of the things that you 759 01:14:59,760 --> 01:15:04,160 see as problems i see them as nostalgia so it's like easter eggs oh wait i'm gonna get into mine 760 01:15:04,160 --> 01:15:07,440 yeah but you're calling those problems some of what you were talking about are just funny 761 01:15:07,440 --> 01:15:12,480 observations yeah no problems whatever this movie this movie's great it's a stuffed with that though 762 01:15:12,480 --> 01:15:17,200 it's like to me this is steven spielberg was sitting there on the set he went okay what's 763 01:15:17,200 --> 01:15:21,920 every idea i've already done and every idea i'm gonna have in the future and i'm gonna take like 764 01:15:21,920 --> 01:15:27,280 two minutes of each of those ideas and put them all in this fucking movie yeah it's got indiana 765 01:15:27,280 --> 01:15:32,720 jones vibes or is that george lucas no that's spielberg right both of them but you just remember 766 01:15:32,720 --> 01:15:39,120 the ball rolling down the hall in this oh there's literally a shot for shot i'm gonna get into that 767 01:15:39,120 --> 01:15:44,480 right yeah and then and then and then there's but there's like four or five of those different 768 01:15:44,480 --> 01:15:51,920 movies et the basket ride the basket ride of et is recreated in this movie when they're all on 769 01:15:51,920 --> 01:15:55,200 their bikes and they jumps on the little bike with a little basket in front and they show them 770 01:15:55,200 --> 01:15:59,600 running yeah yeah it's exactly come out after that and then when they come in and i don't remember 771 01:15:59,600 --> 01:16:03,920 the exact dates but it's what i said is someone was before someone was after but he reused the 772 01:16:03,920 --> 01:16:09,440 ideas or whatever because that's shot for shot when they ride their bikes off into the into the 773 01:16:09,440 --> 01:16:14,960 woods is exactly the shot from et so a lot of the shots are the same that's what i'm saying the way 774 01:16:14,960 --> 01:16:20,240 they're set up and the steps because a lot of it's from his life chunks throw up thing was 775 01:16:20,240 --> 01:16:29,440 something he did as a kid spielberg did what that prank oh he talking about it yeah like like 776 01:16:29,440 --> 01:16:34,480 that he did that he felt guilty about it yes spielberg actually did that prank as a kid that's 777 01:16:34,480 --> 01:16:39,280 where that came from what a dick yeah it was a dick thing to do but the whole movie's full of 778 01:16:39,280 --> 01:16:43,200 that that's what i'm saying the whole movie's like stephen spielberg was on set just throwing 779 01:16:43,200 --> 01:16:51,520 shit constantly and they were playing they were they went on the uh the water slide yeah in there 780 01:16:51,520 --> 01:16:55,680 that was a real working water slide they go after the after the end of the day they were all in 781 01:16:55,680 --> 01:17:01,120 there playing on the water slide every day yeah it was like oh okay the whole thing is is just 782 01:17:01,120 --> 01:17:05,840 has that feel to it is what i'm saying it's a great that's my it's you watch this movie and you're 783 01:17:05,840 --> 01:17:10,560 like oh god i feel good when i'm watching i haven't smiled this much in a movie in forever what the 784 01:17:10,560 --> 01:17:15,120 fuck is that at the bottom of the screen right there what does that say guys i want to hold your 785 01:17:15,120 --> 01:17:21,920 hand the below that slipstream what the fuck is that yeah that's not the same slipstream 786 01:17:21,920 --> 01:17:30,640 you know that means we picked the worst one there's three now we still pick the 787 01:17:30,640 --> 01:17:35,600 wrong one yeah spielberg would you i mean it's just short story about a group of people addicted to 788 01:17:35,600 --> 01:17:41,520 drug fans of rock group slipstream wow that's not even a well put together sentence structure for 789 01:17:41,520 --> 01:17:46,000 this the budget was five thousand dollars he needed money to finish the film he was unable 790 01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:50,720 to raise the money and it went unfinished okay i watched a good one minute version of this movie 791 01:17:50,720 --> 01:17:54,400 that showed what it could have been like it's pretty much just people bike racing nothing 792 01:17:54,400 --> 01:18:00,320 special would have been a good tv movie oh wow all right okay so all right yeah all right let's 793 01:18:00,320 --> 01:18:05,040 get back to go to bed after bed it's like there's a ton of like two minute bits throughout this or 794 01:18:05,040 --> 01:18:09,920 five minute bits but there it's just each you just take each one of you look at you go wow that's 795 01:18:09,920 --> 01:18:16,080 indiana jones wow the hell the hat is from indiana jones would you describe it it's just insane how 796 01:18:16,080 --> 01:18:23,920 much is in this movie from my childhood would you describe it as like a movie version of that whole 797 01:18:23,920 --> 01:18:28,080 contraption to open the door in the beginning like the whole movie just put together like little 798 01:18:28,080 --> 01:18:33,120 pieces that make this whole movie happen so rub goldberg yeah it's kind of the rubble of 799 01:18:33,120 --> 01:18:38,320 steven spielberg's ideas yeah it's it's like thrown out into a bunch of kids kissing each other 800 01:18:38,320 --> 01:18:44,320 yeah it's well there's yeah no not just well there's a lot of it um i'm gonna point that a 801 01:18:44,320 --> 01:18:50,400 lot of kissing it's not bro not only it's once again that's the taylor swift effect there's not 802 01:18:50,400 --> 01:18:55,760 a lot let me let me just one minute of screen time let me get into my shit real quick so uh 803 01:18:55,760 --> 01:19:01,760 real quick uh so right before i showed you guys the weird snapping thing that he does which you 804 01:19:01,760 --> 01:19:07,280 are which mike seems to love but if you go to 16 minutes and 45 seconds into this movie josh 805 01:19:07,280 --> 01:19:11,760 brolin for no reason oh because there's like a fly buzzing in front of his face he sort of snaps 806 01:19:11,760 --> 01:19:15,760 at it trying to catch it i don't know if he does it doesn't look like he does because he sort of 807 01:19:15,760 --> 01:19:21,440 follows it off they kept that they kept that in the fucking thing because do you reset your life 808 01:19:21,440 --> 01:19:26,560 if something like that happens in your life oh do i i got to back up 10 minutes and redo it no but 809 01:19:26,560 --> 01:19:32,560 if well i don't know maybe if i had maybe if i had a multi-million dollar movie i would redo it 810 01:19:32,560 --> 01:19:38,480 okay so but you do a lot of my friends this movie is those little mistakes that are in real life 811 01:19:38,480 --> 01:19:43,280 are in this movie so it's like it's more real feeling you can really lose yourself you can 812 01:19:43,280 --> 01:19:49,920 love all the little the little mistakes i do too here's some more uh shawn astin and josh 813 01:19:49,920 --> 01:19:53,600 brolin i think they're actually great brothers because they have a lot of physical touch that's 814 01:19:53,600 --> 01:19:59,360 not always violent there's like three scenes where shawn astin is sitting on josh brolin's lap which 815 01:19:59,360 --> 01:20:09,040 i think is uh is yeah um Thanos yeah Thanos and cable yeah i also put it like what's with everybody 816 01:20:09,040 --> 01:20:16,320 miss saying stuff and then josh brolin correcting them they that never pays off it's just he they 817 01:20:16,320 --> 01:20:24,160 him and shawn astin and his mom they both have this this thing of like where they miss say stuff 818 01:20:24,160 --> 01:20:29,760 like shawn asked a lot more than his mom but his mom says it too uh and then josh brolin is there 819 01:20:29,760 --> 01:20:36,720 every single time to correct them on how to say stuff that's it then they go downstairs and then 820 01:20:36,720 --> 01:20:41,440 that's it it's the reverse of the octopus i don't know what the hell that means okay well at the end 821 01:20:41,440 --> 01:20:46,720 of the movie they talk about an octopus the the big fight with the octopus they talk about in the 822 01:20:46,720 --> 01:20:51,360 scene at the end of the movie with the families it never happened because it was cut out of the 823 01:20:51,360 --> 01:20:56,560 movie earlier so it's just another one of those little mistakes when they mentioned it but it 824 01:20:56,560 --> 01:21:02,560 never happened i don't remember an octopus yeah what when in the end when the family's there 825 01:21:02,560 --> 01:21:08,960 what part oh hang on exactly who said it hang on i have it written down uh let me find it though 826 01:21:08,960 --> 01:21:13,760 because i have a lot written down in this movie as far as saying as far as little mistakes there's 827 01:21:13,760 --> 01:21:19,040 one that always bothered me every time it's when they uh the brothers like has that stretchy 828 01:21:19,040 --> 01:21:23,120 fucking workout thing yeah how far can you stretch that and then they tie them up behind the chair 829 01:21:23,120 --> 01:21:30,480 as they're tying it you hear chunk it's like it's like a dj skip he's like i got i got it i got it 830 01:21:30,480 --> 01:21:34,640 like you hear that let's skip it always fucking bugged me because they went back and like left 831 01:21:34,640 --> 01:21:39,040 that in there or they were just it's like they had a what's that where you press the button and 832 01:21:39,040 --> 01:21:42,960 it makes the noise on the fucking sound equipment kyle just where you can just press it over again 833 01:21:42,960 --> 01:21:48,000 like it sounds like a loop yeah like someone just looped it like three times i got it 834 01:21:48,000 --> 01:21:54,080 oh that's like i got i got it yeah that's real charming really really puts you in the mood for 835 01:21:54,080 --> 01:21:59,280 i'm just saying that i don't know okay they're fucking around the pipes once they go underneath 836 01:21:59,280 --> 01:22:05,360 there and they start pulling around the pipes which is very silly and totally not how the world 837 01:22:05,360 --> 01:22:13,200 works but uh they somehow when either when sloth goes in and pushes the thing up or when they're 838 01:22:13,200 --> 01:22:18,800 fucking around with it the first time it cuts to a guy in a red tracksuit who then gets launched off 839 01:22:18,800 --> 01:22:26,240 the toilet lands directly in front of the camera and screams daddy and that's never resolved or 840 01:22:26,240 --> 01:22:31,360 mentioned before i thought is that the dude that runs him off the road with his like tries to 841 01:22:31,360 --> 01:22:37,440 murder like the attempted homicide high school kid who attempted to murder josh brolin by grabbing 842 01:22:37,440 --> 01:22:42,800 his arm and which josh brolin what are you working out for if you can't take a dude's hand off of 843 01:22:42,800 --> 01:22:48,560 your hand like you were they were both just it was one hand on top of it wasn't double handing 844 01:22:48,560 --> 01:22:54,560 it or whatever like he could have slid underneath i'm just saying he's the most useless lunk a lunk 845 01:22:54,560 --> 01:23:00,080 is that what the term is like what they did to add warlock in the movie in the guardians movie 846 01:23:00,080 --> 01:23:05,600 oh just a big dumb idiot yeah but i like strong he's like supposed to be super cool this guy's 847 01:23:05,600 --> 01:23:10,800 josh brolin's character is another like he gets subdued by children and a guy who's driving a car 848 01:23:10,800 --> 01:23:16,000 can put his hand out he can't put his hand out and the octopus's data tells his dad that we 849 01:23:16,000 --> 01:23:19,680 had a big octopus fight that's what at the end of the movie when now all the families are getting 850 01:23:19,680 --> 01:23:25,760 together at the reunion scene do they put that in chinese no it's an american or english 851 01:23:30,080 --> 01:23:35,760 there's a whole scene you can go on the dvd there's a scene the scene is on the dvd in the deleted 852 01:23:35,760 --> 01:23:42,400 scenes okay it exists okay yeah it's you can actually look up deleted occupancy yeah we'll 853 01:23:42,400 --> 01:23:49,440 look at you probably well i'll look that up okay uh okay cool then i did the octopus so but that 854 01:23:49,440 --> 01:23:53,200 so i said those mistakes are there but they don't really it's just convers like that's a little 855 01:23:53,200 --> 01:23:57,280 conversational throwaway that somebody picked out and figured out and they ended with it put it 856 01:23:57,280 --> 01:24:02,400 together on the deleted scenes but the point is it's in the movie so yeah things that are flaws are 857 01:24:02,400 --> 01:24:07,200 kind of like they're cut flaws because they had to cut out this event so it probably was a payoff 858 01:24:07,200 --> 01:24:12,480 does that it's just well it's not in there so it kind of sucks all these five minute things put 859 01:24:12,480 --> 01:24:17,440 together that's what i'm saying it's not in there so it kind of sucks like that whole daddy thing 860 01:24:17,440 --> 01:24:25,600 i was like oh that's stupid um i guess funny but stupid and i don't understand why i feel like the 861 01:24:25,600 --> 01:24:30,800 original cut of this movie was probably like four hours long let's get the doner cut what's going on 862 01:24:30,800 --> 01:24:35,040 let's get this a little tough to do now no give him 10 million dollars and ever recut some stuff 863 01:24:35,040 --> 01:24:40,480 they can use ai to make the kids it's easy they can use ai to make donner yeah okay you know we 864 01:24:40,480 --> 01:24:46,800 need ai richard donner to make remake yes ai can do anything but richard donner is no longer with 865 01:24:46,800 --> 01:24:52,880 us so that's not i know yeah so we can't ai that's why there's no two there was gonna be a two there 866 01:24:52,880 --> 01:24:57,760 was gonna be a two as i was just thinking yeah no he died and they couldn't do it why i will not 867 01:24:57,760 --> 01:25:02,640 know because they're a fan they they there's interviews with them they will not do it they 868 01:25:02,640 --> 01:25:08,160 still get together they still call themselves the goonies they're like it's weird cory feldman's on 869 01:25:08,160 --> 01:25:13,760 some weird shit right now too yeah i mean i don't want a sequel now with the original crew i would 870 01:25:13,760 --> 01:25:20,160 have wanted a sequel then with the original crew like 1980 in 1990 or 1987 or whatever i would have 871 01:25:20,160 --> 01:25:25,520 liked a sequel except for your you said you don't you've got all these problems with the movie 872 01:25:25,520 --> 01:25:30,880 none of these are problems it's all great except the goonies never say die speech sucks balls it's 873 01:25:31,440 --> 01:25:35,520 poorly constructed here it's because it's so once again it's another cut out yeah there's a whole 874 01:25:35,520 --> 01:25:40,000 there's actually a whole i have it i have the whole and i'll let you do it no i don't want to 875 01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:45,440 read the whole speech because they have uh it's part of the oath problem when they cut the oath 876 01:25:45,440 --> 01:25:51,280 down they had to take out in other places well so there's like a long oath it was like two paragraphs 877 01:25:51,280 --> 01:25:55,840 long well it sucked and they cut it out yeah so they can cut out all they want i'm not going to 878 01:25:55,840 --> 01:26:01,200 do extra research to make this movie more enjoyable for myself i watched it last night and that speech 879 01:26:01,200 --> 01:26:07,760 sucked fine but explain this sloth open mouth kisses chunk on the mouth is that just a delightful 880 01:26:07,760 --> 01:26:13,440 little mistake that they cut that blah blah blah no it's just a weird thing where chunk was probably 881 01:26:13,440 --> 01:26:18,240 get supposed to get kissed on the cheek but then lean into it and then sloth just almost his whole 882 01:26:18,240 --> 01:26:24,000 mouth goes over exactly like the slap everything that's part of the and that's richard donner i'm 883 01:26:24,000 --> 01:26:29,040 sorry but you when you have superman director of superman doing a kids movie they kind of tend to 884 01:26:29,040 --> 01:26:37,200 make things extreme like the slap when when he's really slapped the shit out of him who uh i don't 885 01:26:37,200 --> 01:26:44,240 i've got it who slapped who can't you say the slap the mom character jesus my brain is i'm high dude 886 01:26:44,240 --> 01:26:49,920 i can't just say whatever i want no not with not on a podcast with no context mother fucker we 887 01:26:49,920 --> 01:26:53,840 gotta be specific go read the whole thing because awesome and kyle are saying shit 888 01:26:56,400 --> 01:27:02,480 just kidding you're fine pal just chill just chill you got something to say you say it uh but 889 01:27:03,360 --> 01:27:10,640 reminds me of dario anyway sloth kisses chunk right on the mouth no excuses for that uh so data 890 01:27:10,640 --> 01:27:14,720 should die should have died right when that pit opened because there's no way that like a little 891 01:27:14,720 --> 01:27:21,680 plastic shattering teeth and a bungee cord is going to save him but even just even ignoring the 892 01:27:21,680 --> 01:27:30,000 bungee cord whatever the spike pit at the bottom okay that's where everyone had to go to get to the 893 01:27:30,000 --> 01:27:39,280 next part so the only way to proceed to the ship through this is the one of the traps is to go into 894 01:27:39,280 --> 01:27:45,040 someone has to basically if you're in a group one person falls into the pit and as they're dying 895 01:27:45,040 --> 01:27:48,880 goes there's a room down here guys and he's dead then you're like all right let's get over some 896 01:27:48,880 --> 01:27:54,400 ropes we'll go down there this is how you get to the pirate treasure like just engineering wise 897 01:27:54,400 --> 01:27:59,520 doesn't make much sense okay now we're going to get into how do you watch home alone 898 01:28:00,560 --> 01:28:06,800 looking for now but now we're going to get into what my biggest critique of this movie is so is 899 01:28:06,800 --> 01:28:13,440 your name bend over i need uninterrupted mike because this is this is this is a rant okay 900 01:28:14,640 --> 01:28:23,040 god so i was like huh right when they walked into that big skull you know the iconic skull cave 901 01:28:23,040 --> 01:28:32,640 entrance i start thinking wait a minute wait wait just one fucking minute what are we doing 902 01:28:32,640 --> 01:28:38,080 the goonies are trying to find a pirate ship from a one-eyed pirate and his crew 903 01:28:39,360 --> 01:28:48,480 am i supposed to believe that this pirate crew somehow built all of these fucking traps like they 904 01:28:48,480 --> 01:28:56,480 didn't find a already booby trapped fucking place to go to so everything that is in this movie that 905 01:28:56,480 --> 01:29:03,040 is a booby trap that's a rubed golfer that is giant hundreds of pounds of slabs of stones 906 01:29:03,040 --> 01:29:08,640 suspended on ropes that could be just triggered on a on a guillotine all the home alone all the 907 01:29:08,640 --> 01:29:14,240 home alone shit yeah they these pirates built it so i have issues so i put okay 908 01:29:15,840 --> 01:29:21,440 how did they carve that skull into the fucking thing fine they carved it whatever then think 909 01:29:21,440 --> 01:29:29,200 about the key they had to take a little skull rock key put it into a rock formation with little rock 910 01:29:29,200 --> 01:29:35,200 things sticking out all stone right and then somehow crank that counterclockwise to trigger 911 01:29:35,200 --> 01:29:43,280 something to get a perfect bowling ball smooth bowling balls piece of stone i'm assuming to roll 912 01:29:43,280 --> 01:29:50,480 down some fucking gutters uh to come and then trigger blah blah blah blah blah right so uh okay 913 01:29:50,480 --> 01:29:56,800 but you didn't have a problem with indiana jones it was fine then no because in the indiana no it's 914 01:29:56,800 --> 01:30:06,160 not it's absolutely not mike indiana jones uh went to an ancient like mayan temple that was built 915 01:30:06,160 --> 01:30:11,680 hundreds of years ago maybe thousands of years ago by an indeterminate amount of people over 916 01:30:11,680 --> 01:30:19,280 an indeterminate amount of time i could buy any of these um contraptions that exist if it was oh 917 01:30:19,280 --> 01:30:24,480 we found this from a thousand years ago an ancient civilization built these traps i'd be like great 918 01:30:24,480 --> 01:30:29,280 they used a lot of manpower ingenuity they had the resources they did everything they needed to do to 919 01:30:29,280 --> 01:30:34,880 get it done do i think pirate crew that's already at each other's throats trying to like get at some 920 01:30:34,880 --> 01:30:41,360 treasure they somehow like among them are like ultimate ru gulberg engineers and they're fucking 921 01:30:41,360 --> 01:30:46,800 building these things they should have been like hey maybe let's just leave the treasure and go be 922 01:30:46,800 --> 01:30:51,920 mad genius inventors and go build shit out for the fucking people we'd be respected we'd be loved we 923 01:30:51,920 --> 01:30:58,800 can use these rich no instead they kill each other doesn't matter so i put um okay i put it i put yeah 924 01:30:58,800 --> 01:31:03,600 he would have been way better off starting uh uh spending oh i also put they should have just 925 01:31:03,600 --> 01:31:10,080 spent the fucking treasure so think about that they spent probably if we're talking what those 926 01:31:10,080 --> 01:31:20,240 contraptions needed if us to the let's go the four of us if we had money and time and resources 927 01:31:20,880 --> 01:31:28,320 could we find a cave somewhere and build even close to what these pirates came up with probably 928 01:31:28,320 --> 01:31:36,880 not i think we maybe have a few booby traps uh whatever that's it right but we wouldn't be able 929 01:31:36,880 --> 01:31:42,640 to do these are the most ingenious pirates of all time i'm just saying instead of doing all that 930 01:31:42,640 --> 01:31:49,360 spending and spending a year or years of their lives building these things they should have just 931 01:31:49,360 --> 01:31:53,520 split the treasure and spent it and they would have had much happier lives i'm saying the pirates 932 01:31:53,520 --> 01:32:03,680 were stupid um oh and as you're going through the cave there appears to be giant rib cages 933 01:32:03,680 --> 01:32:10,480 and i'm sure it's just for the aesthetic but if you look in the cave there are giant rib cages 934 01:32:10,480 --> 01:32:17,440 that would serve i don't know like a uh i don't even know i honestly can't think of an animal 935 01:32:17,440 --> 01:32:21,760 big enough to maybe a blue whale if that's what there's something to yeah a mammoth or a blue 936 01:32:21,760 --> 01:32:26,480 whale but i'm just like that's a little silly maybe some bones i would have bought but like 937 01:32:26,480 --> 01:32:31,440 there's too much of that anyway i'm sorry thank you for not interrupting me everybody i'm my 938 01:32:31,440 --> 01:32:38,800 my rant's over but uh that's a bullshit is what i'm saying it's so crazy i thought i really thought 939 01:32:38,800 --> 01:32:45,440 you were gonna love this movie no i love it it's great it sounds like it no why what's oh oh oh 940 01:32:45,440 --> 01:32:54,720 oh hold on hold on hold on i put okay okay okay play the bones how the fuck did they did this 941 01:32:54,720 --> 01:33:03,680 did they did this pirate bring an organ connected to a fucking skeleton all these fucking bones 942 01:33:03,680 --> 01:33:10,000 connect that to floorboards that open up into an endless abyss what the fuck is going on is what 943 01:33:10,000 --> 01:33:16,240 i'm saying there's no way these pirates did this there's no fucking way on earth that this could 944 01:33:16,240 --> 01:33:24,320 ever exist like no the play the bones mike play the bones here's what you want me to you want to 945 01:33:24,320 --> 01:33:31,040 be really freaked out by imagine being that actor because i this is surprising of all those skeletons 946 01:33:31,040 --> 01:33:38,800 in this they're all real except for the one main background he was blasted but the all the 947 01:33:38,800 --> 01:33:45,520 skeletons are real so that guy really is touching so that chick really did play his bones yes real 948 01:33:45,520 --> 01:33:52,320 bones then they all get into some fucking water slide action that's fun goes on way too long but 949 01:33:52,320 --> 01:33:59,520 uh it's because they had so much fun let's all go into one tube exit five tubes explain that shit 950 01:33:59,520 --> 01:34:08,640 mike just a fucking no it's fucking bullshit is what it is i have and not once no i don't think 951 01:34:08,640 --> 01:34:14,000 it's possible i don't think there's a single water park on earth that has a go into one tube 952 01:34:14,000 --> 01:34:21,440 and they perfectly will separate five or six people into their own separate things no bullshit 953 01:34:21,440 --> 01:34:28,960 i call bullshit goodies uh oh and then i put that's an awful lot of spider webs on that pirate ship 954 01:34:30,240 --> 01:34:36,320 maybe too many how many fucking spiders are down there and if you're gonna put that many fucking 955 01:34:36,320 --> 01:34:40,960 spider webs on a pirate ship there better be a scene with fucking spiders and there wasn't a spider 956 01:34:40,960 --> 01:34:47,440 scene i call bullshit goodies there's a lot of this stuff that you don't pick out in other movies 957 01:34:47,440 --> 01:34:52,000 that's interesting because i mean we're talking about richard donner and stephen spielberg i don't 958 01:34:52,000 --> 01:34:56,400 give a shit about a lot of the movies they do is like that mike i didn't give a shit about slipstream 959 01:34:56,400 --> 01:35:00,400 well you think i'm i'm sitting there going like oh man they're not slipping the stream enough i 960 01:35:00,400 --> 01:35:05,360 don't even remember what the fuck that movie is about you think i give a shit no no so this is 961 01:35:05,360 --> 01:35:12,240 this one's angering you why because it's a movie that i remember liking as a kid i watched it maybe 962 01:35:12,240 --> 01:35:16,960 like a couple times as a kid and then once is like a young adult maybe and then gave it a break 963 01:35:16,960 --> 01:35:24,160 because you know i'm not obsessed with it but now that i've watched it again the nostalgia you know 964 01:35:24,160 --> 01:35:34,320 got me through uh i have more of those when you're done oh great i'm yeah uh oh and i put uh 965 01:35:34,320 --> 01:35:42,160 uh man data with all of his uh with all of his contraptions his fucking boxing thing his fucking 966 01:35:42,160 --> 01:35:48,400 oil slicked glove or oil slick shoes that sure is uh mike uh would you like to do the honors 967 01:35:48,400 --> 01:35:51,680 it's 007 it's james bult say your catchphrase 968 01:35:53,680 --> 01:36:01,200 i don't uh basically slapstick it's basically some fucking slapstick i literally wrote down 969 01:36:01,200 --> 01:36:06,240 data and then i was gonna write it nope dot dot dot mike please do the honors do you understand 970 01:36:06,240 --> 01:36:11,120 that whole thing once again going back to the spielberg aspect of this movie that whole thing 971 01:36:11,120 --> 01:36:17,200 with him his whole his whole personality is based on the fact that spielberg is like the only thing 972 01:36:17,200 --> 01:36:22,240 desperately wanted to do a bond movie and they turned him down twice so this was like this fuck 973 01:36:22,240 --> 01:36:28,800 you to those producers well it wasn't a bond movie but i can see no that was absolutely the character 974 01:36:28,800 --> 01:36:34,480 no but he's got 007 right on his belt yeah i can understand that he makes so many overt references 975 01:36:34,480 --> 01:36:40,080 to 007 but what i'm saying is spielberg didn't make a bond movie in response what he did was 976 01:36:40,080 --> 01:36:46,560 he added his he added his perspective of when he was a child wanting to make a bond movie as 977 01:36:46,560 --> 01:36:51,280 the focal point of data which is which is what just you know what i'm saying as an adult you don't 978 01:36:51,280 --> 01:36:55,920 think spielberg wanted to direct a bond movie he did he goes turn down oh i don't know when he was 979 01:36:55,920 --> 01:37:01,280 a kid i don't know but none of this felt like he said i'm sorry just repeating what okay fine 980 01:37:01,280 --> 01:37:06,640 whatever but again i don't care what he says i watched the movie yeah and what i'm and and i you 981 01:37:06,640 --> 01:37:13,920 know it didn't feel bond like at all like he says i'm james bond a lot but he just feels like a bond 982 01:37:13,920 --> 01:37:18,800 fanboy he didn't feel like james bond what about no no he isn't that's what i'm that's exactly what 983 01:37:18,800 --> 01:37:24,480 i just said the kid but you said it was like a direct response to the if not being allowed to 984 01:37:24,480 --> 01:37:33,760 do a bond movie i'm okay well whatever um okay so i said so chunk just decided oh this is towards 985 01:37:33,760 --> 01:37:40,320 the end i was like oh so chunks like you're gonna live with me now sloth i'm like oh what does 986 01:37:40,320 --> 01:37:46,800 fucking pairs have to say about that he just just unilaterally gets to decide sloth hey mom dad i 987 01:37:46,800 --> 01:37:52,640 met this giant man um we fed each other chocolate just put it into each other's mouths romantic like 988 01:37:52,640 --> 01:37:58,960 he kissed me full blown on the mouth we went on a pirate adventure he uh and and now he's gonna 989 01:37:58,960 --> 01:38:04,240 live with us he's been in captivity for his whole life so what since everything here seems so 990 01:38:04,240 --> 01:38:10,000 negative what's the what's your opinion of sloth as a character then he's great okay you like sloth i 991 01:38:10,000 --> 01:38:14,880 was just curious that's my i think is i think is the practical effects on his face are a little 992 01:38:14,880 --> 01:38:20,960 too much they could have toned it down a bit i feel like i feel like his head like toxic yeah 993 01:38:20,960 --> 01:38:25,360 he looks like toxic avenger and i'm like they could have toned it down not that i get what 994 01:38:25,360 --> 01:38:30,080 they're going for they wanted to make him grotesque so that you are repulsed at first so that you 995 01:38:30,080 --> 01:38:40,800 can fall in love with him later but i don't know oh okay so uh the kids go missing they're gone 996 01:38:40,800 --> 01:38:47,920 all night the parents all like soup they show up in a van with the police they run over to the 997 01:38:47,920 --> 01:38:52,960 goonies they're hugging they're crying it's a peaceful family reunion they're talking about 998 01:38:52,960 --> 01:39:01,040 octopuses that never got fought and the fucking douchebag landlord lawyer guy is like well i need 999 01:39:01,040 --> 01:39:06,960 those contract signs so i'm gonna go down to the fucking heartfelt reunion of these kids that 1000 01:39:06,960 --> 01:39:12,320 went missing it's probably the news that night it's like local kids missing please we're doing 1001 01:39:12,320 --> 01:39:16,800 a canvas search someone probably is like oh i saw him coming up on the beach sent you know whatever 1002 01:39:16,800 --> 01:39:23,760 this guy shows up and he's like i need to sign this fucking thing and then i put this i'm willing 1003 01:39:23,760 --> 01:39:30,720 to forgive every single thing that i wrote above everything that i've had issues with the rube 1004 01:39:30,720 --> 01:39:36,320 goldberg the fact that the pirates were these mad geniuses they fucking built all this shit i'm willing 1005 01:39:36,320 --> 01:39:44,720 to forgive every single thing that i just said but i will not forgive the fact that when that dad 1006 01:39:44,720 --> 01:39:55,440 was signing the contract he took the most obscene pause in between his first name and his last name 1007 01:39:56,000 --> 01:40:04,480 that it gave not only chunk and sloth or whoever no whoever it gave the hispanic maids chick time 1008 01:40:04,480 --> 01:40:11,520 to pull like he literally he puts the contract on the back writes his first name okay then the 1009 01:40:11,520 --> 01:40:17,680 lady start to pull out the fucking sock he's then adjusting his glasses getting ready to write his 1010 01:40:17,680 --> 01:40:23,680 next uh his next uh his the next name she's over there she pulls out some rubies or you don't know 1011 01:40:23,680 --> 01:40:27,680 what she's looking at it going and then she goes no it's about the but you know she's saying some 1012 01:40:27,680 --> 01:40:32,160 spanish right the guy's oh he's adjusting his glasses again he's about to pick up his pen 1013 01:40:32,160 --> 01:40:40,000 and write his next his last name then fucking mouth starts translating no right no no spell no 1014 01:40:40,000 --> 01:40:45,520 right no sign no sign don't sign it and this guy still hasn't written his fucking last name 1015 01:40:46,640 --> 01:40:51,760 that's not how fucking time works it's not how signatures work it's not how fucking contracts 1016 01:40:51,760 --> 01:41:01,040 work that was the dumb explain that away mike there's no excuse that was bad filmmaking bad 1017 01:41:01,040 --> 01:41:05,920 filmmaking steven spillberg you've made great bangers you're gonna make great bangers you don't 1018 01:41:05,920 --> 01:41:11,200 need to hear this for me that was bad no wait no who who directed this richard donner i can't shit 1019 01:41:11,200 --> 01:41:17,920 on him uh so fuck it chris columbus steven spielberg be better the writing or the editor 1020 01:41:18,480 --> 01:41:23,440 who fucking edited this movie who fucking edited them who edited this shit i don't know does he 1021 01:41:23,440 --> 01:41:28,800 even give you that yeah we'll find him we'll find him who edited this shit find him who let that 1022 01:41:28,800 --> 01:41:36,080 fucking shit that that stupid signature bullshit happen oh it was edited by michael cain and steven 1023 01:41:36,080 --> 01:41:45,440 spielberg oh michael cain what have you done oh con con it's like ryan con 1024 01:41:48,560 --> 01:41:54,480 uh he did west side story jurassic park minority you're better than this man 1025 01:41:54,480 --> 01:42:00,720 now i'm gonna look at all of your shit for those little moments that you thought no i'm gonna watch 1026 01:42:00,720 --> 01:42:07,360 every edited movie by richard conn and i'm gonna watch every signature that anyone has ever made 1027 01:42:07,360 --> 01:42:11,840 and i'm gonna see how long it takes them to write their first and last name because it's interesting 1028 01:42:11,840 --> 01:42:15,920 though when you think about it like like one of his was ready player one which we just talked 1029 01:42:15,920 --> 01:42:21,600 about it's interesting how much they tie together well ready okay yes because he's a but ready player 1030 01:42:21,600 --> 01:42:27,920 one but ready player one is specifically fine tuned to hit all the nostalgia button that goonies 1031 01:42:27,920 --> 01:42:33,840 organically had being made at the time of the nostalgia to be made that scene thing we were 1032 01:42:33,840 --> 01:42:39,680 talking about earlier was five minutes here probably it's very that's what i'm saying yeah i yeah but 1033 01:42:40,320 --> 01:42:45,280 now that i'm i bet he sucked at editing some parts on that too i like how he's he doesn't know how 1034 01:42:45,280 --> 01:42:52,080 time works but he he edited prince of purges sands of time yeah you mother fucker man you mother 1035 01:42:52,080 --> 01:43:00,000 fucker yeah very similar what else did he do oh he did reindeer games fuck yeah dude look we love 1036 01:43:00,000 --> 01:43:05,200 you man you've done a lot of movies casper hell yeah 95s casper i bet you fall in that one in 1037 01:43:05,200 --> 01:43:08,640 that's probably why i put steven spillberg's name on there too so you wanted to know hey i wasn't 1038 01:43:08,640 --> 01:43:15,120 cutting this all up he did arachnophobia that had to be not a fun movie to edit you gotta think 1039 01:43:15,120 --> 01:43:21,120 hey steven shouldn't we put some spiders on this pirate ship fuck no no fuck yeah exactly is that 1040 01:43:21,120 --> 01:43:26,320 all your damn negative notes yet andy you got more yeah almost uh something to add i want to hear 1041 01:43:26,320 --> 01:43:30,080 him i want to hear all the negative shit because i can't oh yeah i'm having a hard time believing 1042 01:43:30,080 --> 01:43:35,760 hold on i'm almost done uh so when the dad is ripping up the contract and i'll show you if you 1043 01:43:35,760 --> 01:43:39,760 if you need to see it but when the dad is ripping up the contract not only does he miss a rip 1044 01:43:39,760 --> 01:43:47,360 uh he doesn't rip it into enough pieces that when he it does the very staged throwing them up in the 1045 01:43:47,360 --> 01:43:53,520 air shot the amount of pieces that fly away are way too many pieces than what he actually physically 1046 01:43:53,520 --> 01:43:59,920 ripped up bullshit michael conn you didn't you thought we you thought that your your stupid 1047 01:43:59,920 --> 01:44:06,720 fucking shot of all the money shot of the contract flying away symbolizing all of their worries 1048 01:44:06,720 --> 01:44:12,960 going away you thought that was your fucking gift to humanity fuck you are you alive hold on are you 1049 01:44:12,960 --> 01:44:19,520 alive yeah you're still alive 1935 holy shit you're all working god you're 90 years old almost what was 1050 01:44:19,520 --> 01:44:25,360 this last one is this year isn't it the fable men's yeah of course and upcoming the kidnapping of 1051 01:44:25,360 --> 01:44:33,040 evgardo mortara wow still working who's doing still editing he's 90 something years old wait a 1052 01:44:33,040 --> 01:44:42,560 minute is that right yeah they're 1935 we're 1920 or in 2024 so wow math he's 90 he's almost 90 1053 01:44:42,560 --> 01:44:49,200 he did he edited shit so he's spielberg guy i can barely work and i'm 57 i can barely get up to work 1054 01:44:49,200 --> 01:44:57,120 65 plus 24 wait no it's i mean it's just the math would be a hundred years ago is 1924 1055 01:44:57,120 --> 01:45:05,760 and so if you go 10 years in past that it's 90 okay well yeah so anyway michael conn your 1056 01:45:05,760 --> 01:45:10,640 national treasure i'm sure you've won a ton of oscars i mean i'm looking at your imdb you're 1057 01:45:10,640 --> 01:45:20,480 awesome good for you but but the fucking goonies you've phoned in you either didn't give a shit 1058 01:45:20,480 --> 01:45:26,640 maybe it wasn't your thing maybe you were more excited about the color purple or uh or or wisdom 1059 01:45:26,640 --> 01:45:30,480 or fatal attraction or empire of the sun because you knew they were right around the corner 1060 01:45:30,480 --> 01:45:35,840 but you were like or maybe the next indiana jones was on your mind but no anyway i'm not sure 1061 01:45:35,840 --> 01:45:42,000 well you're gonna get the spielberg guys after you man that's no no spielberg's great we love 1062 01:45:42,000 --> 01:45:47,520 them but michael conn can can can get can can go back i want michael conn to go back and 1063 01:45:47,520 --> 01:45:52,320 re-edit the goonies a little bit make it better give us give us a recut michael conn version 1064 01:45:52,320 --> 01:45:57,360 well wait what's the audience rating in this movie what is oh no no well we'll get there i have one 1065 01:45:57,360 --> 01:46:03,840 more you've got it like 12 apparently this movie ends on the ugliest bad blue screen effect that 1066 01:46:03,840 --> 01:46:09,120 this movie has and for some reason the credits start at the middle of the screen instead of the 1067 01:46:09,120 --> 01:46:15,040 bottom which just annoys me because it's just like it's a it's a stupid editing thing it's a 1068 01:46:15,040 --> 01:46:21,040 it really is michael conn bro it's like you end on the worst blue shot screen of a pirate ship 1069 01:46:21,040 --> 01:46:25,760 that's ever and then you start the credits middle of the screen scrolling upwards it's not even a 1070 01:46:25,760 --> 01:46:31,200 stop and go kind of credit system it's a scroll up and you start from the middle up and it just 1071 01:46:31,200 --> 01:46:37,440 doesn't make any sense and then also my last note i really am not a fan of the cindy lopper song 1072 01:46:37,440 --> 01:46:44,160 and they really kind of hammer that in and i'm not a fan so that was my take of the goonies i give 1073 01:46:44,160 --> 01:46:56,960 it a b plus so mike that was very interesting no i want to hear the other negative here i gotta 1074 01:46:56,960 --> 01:47:02,000 hear oh yeah oh yeah it was like playing a game of minesweeper dude like i was waiting i was like 1075 01:47:02,000 --> 01:47:07,440 okay and he's going down this route awesome it's gonna be funny it was yeah i'm just waiting i hope 1076 01:47:07,440 --> 01:47:12,640 he doesn't pick my things and he didn't so first thing fuck yeah let's go when they're fucking with 1077 01:47:12,640 --> 01:47:17,040 all the pipes that's when i was like oh shit he's getting close uh somebody built those pipes and 1078 01:47:17,040 --> 01:47:22,000 put them down there and did not discover the secret cave leading to fucking treasure and i'm like 1079 01:47:22,000 --> 01:47:26,400 thinking the guy who built those had to have died for that to make sense he's like oh there's a 1080 01:47:26,400 --> 01:47:30,560 fucking cave down here and then he fucking falls and dies they're like where'd fucking joe go 1081 01:47:30,560 --> 01:47:37,040 wasn't it uh well he finished he was some engineer who just like he's like i did it i 1082 01:47:37,040 --> 01:47:43,040 connected all the pipes in a series of complicated things all this one central location no one will 1083 01:47:43,040 --> 01:47:49,040 ever need to ever come down here and maintenance this ever again uh and then uh so yeah that's a big 1084 01:47:49,760 --> 01:47:57,760 fucked up thing uh then there's uh when uh he finally gets to the ship uh shawn astin 1085 01:47:57,760 --> 01:48:02,800 fucking gets to the ship and he has like this weird like romance with fucking one-eyed willy 1086 01:48:02,800 --> 01:48:10,240 yeah he's like he loves him he's like he's like wait a minute shawn astin frodo peanut 1087 01:48:10,240 --> 01:48:14,640 butters one or sam or something sam yeah more he's sam so he's just playing the same character 1088 01:48:15,440 --> 01:48:20,560 he's he loves fucking one-eyed willy so much and he's like oh leave some treasure for him 1089 01:48:20,560 --> 01:48:26,560 a guy who was a pirate who in reality alcoholic rapist that would have just fucking slaughtered 1090 01:48:26,560 --> 01:48:33,040 him with a sword pirates were awful people yeah he wouldn't have what are really space pirates 1091 01:48:33,040 --> 01:48:37,760 what i really did not give a fuck about any of these kids he would have killed all of them 1092 01:48:37,760 --> 01:48:42,560 taken the two girls and you know what's gonna happen there and he's just like oh this is 1093 01:48:44,320 --> 01:48:50,240 but and then another thing that ship that ship would not have fucking floated there for that long 1094 01:48:50,240 --> 01:48:56,640 at all no god yeah um how'd they get the fucking ship in there real quick just because you know 1095 01:48:56,640 --> 01:49:01,280 your notes can i just can i just pause yeah pause you for one second there's a philosophy thing that 1096 01:49:01,280 --> 01:49:04,160 i've always thought was interesting we just could just side tangent for just a second 1097 01:49:05,760 --> 01:49:11,040 it's i forget what it is but if you have like a boat right and you uh the boat gets damaged over 1098 01:49:11,040 --> 01:49:16,080 time you have to replace a piece of it right so you replace you replace one piece of wood 1099 01:49:16,080 --> 01:49:22,000 and you keep having to do this over and over again eventually you've replaced every piece of wood on 1100 01:49:22,000 --> 01:49:30,880 that boat is it the same boat or is it a new boat by that point because does the boat itself is that 1101 01:49:30,880 --> 01:49:34,720 the wood that it was originally so like that pirate ship for instance just because i want to see a 1102 01:49:34,720 --> 01:49:39,120 boat that's the first thing that's the first like kind of train for some reason my mind goes down 1103 01:49:39,120 --> 01:49:45,680 to do especially an old wooden style pirate ship because if you were to take that and just replace 1104 01:49:45,680 --> 01:49:52,000 all the parts and rebuild it piece by piece would it still be the same like you wouldn't put that in 1105 01:49:52,000 --> 01:49:59,440 a museum or you could but you wouldn't probably right um i don't know anyway well maybe the theme 1106 01:49:59,440 --> 01:50:04,160 part would be a cool thing to have a theme park oh yeah it would be cool i'm saying oh sure having 1107 01:50:04,160 --> 01:50:10,640 a rebuilt pirate ship is dope but what would be more historically significant like having one that 1108 01:50:10,640 --> 01:50:15,760 wasn't fucked with right or replaced right we put like the just the ruined version up because that's 1109 01:50:15,760 --> 01:50:21,920 what we would want the og version right but i don't know what do you think is it the same same boat 1110 01:50:21,920 --> 01:50:28,000 or different boat same boat i mean if you did it all at once then yeah it'd be a different boat 1111 01:50:28,000 --> 01:50:34,000 but if it's just over time then yeah you know it's still the same boat just all new parts so like how 1112 01:50:34,000 --> 01:50:40,400 does it like our bodies we go from like an infant right we somehow grow into like a adult human 1113 01:50:40,400 --> 01:50:47,280 being like are we collecting matter along the way and then we start losing it like how is that 1114 01:50:47,280 --> 01:50:51,200 happening our bodies are getting significantly bigger we're not put into that package already 1115 01:50:51,200 --> 01:50:56,160 it's like moving out from food to you it's you're moving the stuff every sure okay so if we're doing 1116 01:50:56,160 --> 01:51:01,040 that if we're consuming atoms and we're using that to build a human block and getting bigger and bigger 1117 01:51:01,040 --> 01:51:08,000 and bigger um then we have to consume less atoms to get less bigger i read something on this it's 1118 01:51:08,000 --> 01:51:13,680 like every three point something years uh every cell in your body has died and been replaced 1119 01:51:13,680 --> 01:51:21,920 that's where i was going with it so are we the same people i would argue yes because obviously 1120 01:51:21,920 --> 01:51:27,120 right but like yeah because your brain does not change but we're also not who we were more it's 1121 01:51:27,120 --> 01:51:33,760 external stuff your shedding is well no your brain absolutely changes but your consciousness 1122 01:51:33,760 --> 01:51:39,760 does that grow does it stay this does it just does it grow to meet the body that that it that 1123 01:51:39,760 --> 01:51:45,600 it's adapting to depends on if they've got enough room to add more hard drives well if it's okay 1124 01:51:45,600 --> 01:51:50,480 sure if we're going off of simulation theory yeah it's like it depends but it just kind of seems 1125 01:51:51,280 --> 01:51:56,000 like i don't know doesn't it kind of seem like well your brain cells your brain cells die that 1126 01:51:56,000 --> 01:52:01,120 i believe your brain cells don't come back after they die i've heard that they do they do i heard 1127 01:52:01,120 --> 01:52:05,280 you can regenerate brain cells i heard i feel like it's just like any other muscle in your 1128 01:52:05,280 --> 01:52:11,040 in your shit i think you can also uh we're not qualified to talk about this right now 1129 01:52:11,040 --> 01:52:19,040 so into the movie the big the big fucking uh jewel they find the jewels the housekeeping lady 1130 01:52:19,040 --> 01:52:25,040 decides to reveal to everyone that there's jewels here yeah um the glass yeah yeah that was a race 1131 01:52:25,040 --> 01:52:31,200 i'm not racist um but the fact that they just oh these are our jewels we found them from this 1132 01:52:31,200 --> 01:52:35,920 fucking pirate ship we can buy the whole fucking town or save it every save the house and everything 1133 01:52:36,560 --> 01:52:40,480 no the government would swoop in and be like daddy wants a taste of that and fucking take it from them 1134 01:52:40,480 --> 01:52:44,720 yeah anyone who finds treasure does not get to keep that treasure they get to maybe keep a coin 1135 01:52:45,680 --> 01:52:50,960 like people find if they were smart about it okay so here i agree with you if you were to go find a 1136 01:52:50,960 --> 01:52:55,680 big treasure and bring it all back you'd have to be very careful you'd have to spread out your 1137 01:52:55,680 --> 01:53:00,320 your say you'd be like hey my grandfather left me some doubloons too bad they did it in front of a 1138 01:53:00,320 --> 01:53:05,440 live fucking television broadcast in the half but actually that might actually lend lend to the 1139 01:53:05,440 --> 01:53:11,600 credibility of of of their claim because like these kids legitimately discovered a pirate ship 1140 01:53:11,600 --> 01:53:16,160 they could be like we discovered it we discovered it right and everyone would be like okay kids and 1141 01:53:16,160 --> 01:53:21,200 then the government steps in no shit this is not like this is on fucking news now where it's like 1142 01:53:21,200 --> 01:53:26,560 these kids discovered a fucking pirate ship oh shit there's the pirate ship right like that's dope 1143 01:53:26,560 --> 01:53:31,920 like that's on what happened to the pirate ship though uh i'm guessing a bunch of people got on 1144 01:53:31,920 --> 01:53:35,360 both that was my next thing a bunch of people got on boats and got the rest of the fucking treasure 1145 01:53:35,360 --> 01:53:40,880 that's what i'm saying yeah also uh considering the ownership of the treasure didn't the fratellis 1146 01:53:40,880 --> 01:53:45,920 own that fucking building and so technically it would be all their treasure all their money it's 1147 01:53:45,920 --> 01:53:52,400 on their property but half and then half of their but they're wanted criminals so the government 1148 01:53:52,400 --> 01:53:57,200 can seize on that that's our money and we're going to get a really good lawyer with it the best lawyer 1149 01:53:58,160 --> 01:54:01,760 there's a good point fucking uh b plus 1150 01:54:06,400 --> 01:54:11,760 kyle yeah any takeaways yeah any takeaways for the goodies well i haven't seen the goodies in 1151 01:54:11,760 --> 01:54:16,480 years i want to watch it again then that would have been cool to do before the podcast i should 1152 01:54:17,200 --> 01:54:23,360 austin should have been better yeah it's not on me man i was ignorant okay well y'all got two b plus 1153 01:54:23,360 --> 01:54:27,840 which i'm actually surprised by just give it a rating though real quick like based on what you 1154 01:54:27,840 --> 01:54:31,920 remember you told them the rating system right oh yeah we have a different writing system so we go 1155 01:54:31,920 --> 01:54:37,920 from b which we i guess would just be like the that's we whatever we just start at b and that's 1156 01:54:37,920 --> 01:54:45,600 our best um and then cd and then f right and f is bad but we have a grade lower than f and it's w 1157 01:54:45,600 --> 01:54:52,240 for waste of fucking time like don't even go near the smoothie we just don't have we just don't 1158 01:54:52,240 --> 01:54:58,240 grade a so b plus is as high as you can give it okay yeah i would say it's a b but i haven't seen 1159 01:54:58,240 --> 01:55:03,040 it in years so it's like i said you can use pluses and minuses too so if you think it's a b plus but 1160 01:55:03,040 --> 01:55:09,120 no pressure he said no pressure we'll do b b plus b b plus and then mike your last thought here's 1161 01:55:09,120 --> 01:55:14,080 my last thought it is so weird here at all your day is all i'm gonna say is it's timeless it's 1162 01:55:14,080 --> 01:55:18,240 like a time even my grandkids i interview i actually interviewed them on film you'll be able 1163 01:55:18,240 --> 01:55:23,840 to go on the youtube and see that if you want yeah and uh there's a i interviewed my grandkids after 1164 01:55:23,840 --> 01:55:29,600 we watched it uh there's some funny stuff in there with their answers but there's no comment on it 1165 01:55:29,600 --> 01:55:33,600 it's just it's hilarious when you hear their answers and like their favorite scene was the 1166 01:55:33,600 --> 01:55:40,000 statue scene with the the penis thing on the statue yeah and you know turn it upside down the whole 1167 01:55:40,000 --> 01:55:44,160 yeah that's a funny scene a funny scene anyway but it was interesting to see an 11 year old 1168 01:55:44,800 --> 01:55:52,480 granddaughter and 13 year old grandson react to that scene sure the grandson is laughing his ass 1169 01:55:52,480 --> 01:55:58,800 off my granddaughter is like yeah no of course yeah yeah that's how it probably was in the theaters 1170 01:55:58,800 --> 01:56:04,640 back but i'm see i'm watching this movie with my grandchildren it was so heartwarming well my 1171 01:56:04,640 --> 01:56:11,120 grandchildren are alive i understand but someday how so i'm saying but but like you were saying 1172 01:56:11,120 --> 01:56:15,200 about rewatching 20 years and and i can see that if i've been around once again but i'll want to 1173 01:56:15,200 --> 01:56:20,160 rewatch it again in the next couple years once and then i mean we bought it actually to watch it 1174 01:56:20,160 --> 01:56:25,840 because it wasn't actually on toby anymore yeah sorry about that guys uh we just took a random 1175 01:56:25,840 --> 01:56:31,040 um it happens sometimes it just goes off in the are you talking about this movie or no 1176 01:56:32,160 --> 01:56:38,320 duties is not on toby right right it was and then it came off on the first and we 1177 01:56:38,320 --> 01:56:42,800 everybody by now when they hear it it's not going to be on there everyone has a copy of that 1178 01:56:42,800 --> 01:56:48,000 fucking movie right you can get it if you don't have it go to any pawn shop we'll have four copies 1179 01:56:48,000 --> 01:56:54,160 and yeah um but so the nostalgia of it i mean it's if we had some higher than a b plus i'd give it 1180 01:56:54,160 --> 01:56:58,960 to it because it's literally now my favorite movie experience now that doesn't make it the 1181 01:56:58,960 --> 01:57:02,800 best movie ever see but the experience of watching this with my grandchildren for the first time 1182 01:57:03,680 --> 01:57:08,800 it was amazing it's like came around full circle when we did die hard and sean never saw it and 1183 01:57:08,800 --> 01:57:15,680 right and now it's you yeah to an old class you know so a b plus yeah there's no well there we go 1184 01:57:15,680 --> 01:57:21,440 ladies and gentlemen the goonies b plus of course it's a fucking b plus what did you think was going 1185 01:57:21,440 --> 01:57:26,240 to fucking happen you think we're going to watch the goonies and then not give it a fucking b plus 1186 01:57:26,240 --> 01:57:32,240 it's timeless it's one of the best family adventure movies of all time yeah i shit on it but i shit on 1187 01:57:32,240 --> 01:57:36,960 it from a place of love michael conn should have done a fucking better job at editing it but that's 1188 01:57:36,960 --> 01:57:46,720 nobody's fault but his own you old bitch all right uh so i watched the underdogs last night 1189 01:57:46,720 --> 01:57:56,080 well snoop dogs youth football movie which uh is a is a rip off of course the mighty ducks but what i 1190 01:57:56,080 --> 01:58:05,280 love is so he takes like he's a he's a football guy a football player who you know was like cocky 1191 01:58:05,280 --> 01:58:12,480 and you know started fucking up you know was a bad guy gets into a car accident and uh gets 1192 01:58:12,480 --> 01:58:16,880 and gets community service and he's picking up dog shit he sees a fucking football team and he goes 1193 01:58:17,760 --> 01:58:21,920 he you know he starts coaching them but for all the wrong reasons just for like instagram clout 1194 01:58:21,920 --> 01:58:29,520 like hey look i'm better now anyway there's a turnaround but he's sitting there with um i 1195 01:58:29,520 --> 01:58:35,840 think it's omar abs um i might be wrong no it's not omar abs uh who the fuck he's there with his 1196 01:58:35,840 --> 01:58:42,400 buddy and his buddy's like oh man it's just like it's just like amelio estavez and uh snoop dog's 1197 01:58:42,400 --> 01:58:48,480 like who the fuck is that he's like you know mighty ducks he like fucks up he goes he gets 1198 01:58:48,480 --> 01:58:56,000 the team and everyone loves him uh and snoop dog's like holy fucking shit hell yeah and the kids cuss 1199 01:58:56,000 --> 01:59:00,240 and snoop dog cusses everyone cusses to the kids snoop dog the whole time he's like get the fuck 1200 01:59:00,240 --> 01:59:06,640 up get the fuck up here little bitch get over here like he he's mean to the kids it's funny it's 1201 01:59:06,640 --> 01:59:10,960 heartwarming i teared up a few times watching that movie because there's like a few scenes where 1202 01:59:10,960 --> 01:59:16,080 you're just like oh shit that gets you in the feels it's got like a a little bit of that what's 1203 01:59:16,080 --> 01:59:21,680 that kiana reeves movie where i love it when you call me big pop uh um that little black kid and 1204 01:59:21,680 --> 01:59:28,880 he gets killed spoilers uh i don't know the movie i don't got is it something when september ends or 1205 01:59:28,880 --> 01:59:36,800 that's a green day song uh it's a kiana reeves movie he he coaches big papa black kid gets shot 1206 01:59:36,800 --> 01:59:41,120 he what the fuck he coaches he coaches a little baseball team 1207 01:59:43,840 --> 01:59:51,440 hardball there we go hardball he coaches the team and then the little kid uh he gets killed by gang 1208 01:59:51,440 --> 01:59:56,080 violence but he loved that's uh he loved coming out to i love it when you call me big papa that 1209 01:59:56,080 --> 02:00:00,240 song when he came out to play and so that you started using as their like kind of theme going 1210 02:00:00,240 --> 02:00:04,880 forward that's like fucking dope movie you never seen hardball hell yeah that's a good one uh 1211 02:00:04,880 --> 02:00:12,320 that's that's kiano reeves's uh mighty ducks if we're just on the mighty ducks role and i liked 1212 02:00:12,320 --> 02:00:20,080 snoop dogs mighty ducks i think i'm a fan of now the genre mighty ducks i'm okay with that like i 1213 02:00:20,080 --> 02:00:27,440 like when i find a new sub genre i really enjoyed when i found out that aliens uses something called 1214 02:00:27,440 --> 02:00:33,600 retro futurism which i never under i was like what is that and what it is is like if you watch 1215 02:00:33,600 --> 02:00:40,160 aliens there they made that movie in the 70s right or like uh i think like late 70s or early 80s 1216 02:00:40,160 --> 02:00:43,840 right they had no idea that touch screens were going to be a thing that we were going to have 1217 02:00:43,840 --> 02:00:48,560 fucking just cell phones and bluetooth and like little ear pieces and shit so all of their 1218 02:00:48,560 --> 02:00:55,120 futuristic technology quote unquote is like analog it's like putting discs disc drives into fucking 1219 02:00:55,120 --> 02:01:03,440 little machines and watching like green text pop up like ms dos right but still alien or aliens 1220 02:01:03,440 --> 02:01:09,280 takes place in the future from where we exist now so that's an example of retro futurism where it's 1221 02:01:09,280 --> 02:01:14,800 like a futuristic point of view from a retro or future from a retro point of view from like 1222 02:01:14,800 --> 02:01:19,920 still looking at it as what the 80s would see the future yes exactly jules verne right he did like 1223 02:01:19,920 --> 02:01:25,440 retro futurism like from our perspective go some mars go some mars is retro futurism exactly yes 1224 02:01:25,440 --> 02:01:32,000 fucking cctv yes and that's weird because that came out like 2000 and something right so uh 1225 02:01:32,000 --> 02:01:39,520 oh maybe that's retro it would be well because they're still doing mars is 2179 or what is when 1226 02:01:39,520 --> 02:01:46,880 that took place remember so uh they so yeah it's 100 years 100 whatever years in the future 70 1227 02:01:46,880 --> 02:01:53,440 years in the future uh so yeah i don't know but then there's like analog retro futurism there's 1228 02:01:53,440 --> 02:02:00,400 like um uh like cyberpunk but you can do cyberpunk retro futuristic cyberpunk where it's like what 1229 02:02:00,400 --> 02:02:04,640 people thought cyberpunk futuristic would be it's just there's a lot of cool things so now that just 1230 02:02:04,640 --> 02:02:08,720 makes me think of those kids from back to the future and they have the guys that are chasing 1231 02:02:08,720 --> 02:02:15,280 exactly that's the that's a perfect example of retro futurist of futurism that's like a classic 1232 02:02:15,280 --> 02:02:22,640 because and it's almost i still would love to see um because what they're what they're kind of working 1233 02:02:22,640 --> 02:02:28,080 on right now uh in real life is you know how uh have you ever gone to the uh have you seen that 1234 02:02:28,080 --> 02:02:36,160 thing on the airport now where it shows instead of you know how um it shows all the departures and 1235 02:02:36,160 --> 02:02:42,080 boardings right that that all those like all those like different things right so there's a airport 1236 02:02:42,080 --> 02:02:47,920 that has come up with technology now where when you come in it uh it like scans your ticket it 1237 02:02:47,920 --> 02:02:55,680 knows who you are and knows where you're standing and all you can see is your boarding information 1238 02:02:55,680 --> 02:03:01,200 on that screen it like focuses it all up so that's all you can see but everyone else who's looking at 1239 02:03:01,200 --> 02:03:07,520 the screen can only see what their shit is so it's like a completely direction based like this is 1240 02:03:07,520 --> 02:03:10,880 just for you so now you can look at the boarding screen on that and just see your information know 1241 02:03:10,880 --> 02:03:16,480 exactly where to go and what they're trying to do is like with that all of the terminals that show 1242 02:03:16,480 --> 02:03:21,440 that will just direct you where you're supposed to go so everywhere you look it's like hey you're 1243 02:03:21,440 --> 02:03:26,400 do that way terminal this there's arrows pointing this way so like everything is designed to just 1244 02:03:26,400 --> 02:03:31,120 get you where you're going but everyone else who looks at these things it works for them too right 1245 02:03:31,120 --> 02:03:37,520 and so what they're working on is like we could potentially have directed targeted ads like on 1246 02:03:37,520 --> 02:03:45,360 billboards and stuff kind of what back to the future did if you consider jaws 3d where the shark 1247 02:03:45,360 --> 02:03:50,800 comes out and does that as sort of a directed towards michael j fox's character uh marty mcfly 1248 02:03:51,600 --> 02:03:57,760 in that moment so like that's kind of a actually an example of like where we could be heading but 1249 02:03:57,760 --> 02:04:03,680 but i don't think we're gonna have um we are and we did get self-lacing we've got self 1250 02:04:04,480 --> 02:04:10,880 time shoes i think we are close ish to hoverboards maybe maybe like we'll get hover technology now 1251 02:04:10,880 --> 02:04:15,200 that we have drones and stuff like you could technically put enough drones underneath a 1252 02:04:15,200 --> 02:04:21,120 hoverboard i've seen people online do that where they've built flying boards that use drones 1253 02:04:21,120 --> 02:04:26,720 on hoverboards for a second when i was a kid my dad fucked with me so hard watching behind the 1254 02:04:26,720 --> 02:04:31,440 scenes footage of them using the hoverboard and i was like dad our hoverboard's real he's like 1255 02:04:31,440 --> 02:04:34,240 yeah but they're not releasing them to the public because they're too dangerous 1256 02:04:34,800 --> 02:04:41,200 so for a while i believed that they were actually a fucking thing uh speaking of parent deception 1257 02:04:41,200 --> 02:04:46,720 i'm just gonna get into this real quick one of the one of the most diabolical things my parents 1258 02:04:46,720 --> 02:04:52,880 have ever done to me was i think it was second grade or third grade i was in a class and we were 1259 02:04:52,880 --> 02:04:58,560 reading it was around christmas time and we were reading this book and this book was probably one 1260 02:04:58,560 --> 02:05:04,240 of the first books that i actually was into like it was a it was about a school putting on a 1261 02:05:04,240 --> 02:05:09,680 christmas play it was perfectly timed for the season i was like really getting into it i was 1262 02:05:09,680 --> 02:05:15,440 i think it's the first book that in my mind started painting pictures of what the words were saying 1263 02:05:15,440 --> 02:05:19,440 so it's like i had read books before but like you know children's books or whatever the pictures 1264 02:05:19,440 --> 02:05:23,680 that i would like associate with the words but this was like the first just like all it is is 1265 02:05:23,680 --> 02:05:28,320 words and i had to make the pictures myself in my head and i started to understand maybe the 1266 02:05:28,320 --> 02:05:36,080 beginnings the spark of a love of reading right this is important to the story so i finished this 1267 02:05:36,080 --> 02:05:43,440 book and my teacher says she says um she goes guess what everybody you're not going to believe it i 1268 02:05:43,440 --> 02:05:49,280 went to blockbuster and they have a movie adaptation of the book we're all watching that we're the book 1269 02:05:49,280 --> 02:05:54,880 we're all reading and i was like what and she's like i'm renting it tonight we're gonna watch it 1270 02:05:54,880 --> 02:06:00,400 tomorrow she like told us and i'm like yeah this is what i just finished the book i was so fucking 1271 02:06:00,400 --> 02:06:06,160 excited next morning my parents take my sister and i and they're like you're not going to school today 1272 02:06:06,160 --> 02:06:11,040 and i'm like what they're like you have to go to the doctor's office and we're like what and they 1273 02:06:11,040 --> 02:06:14,720 start driving and they're starting to drive us and we're going we're driving and they're like what are 1274 02:06:14,720 --> 02:06:17,760 we going for are we going to get shots they're like yeah you're gonna get shots but they're 1275 02:06:17,760 --> 02:06:22,160 gonna check for hemorrhoids and we're like i'm like second grade third grade i'm like what's a 1276 02:06:22,160 --> 02:06:25,440 hemorrhoid and she's like well they're gonna put a glove on they're gonna put a finger in your butt 1277 02:06:25,440 --> 02:06:29,920 and they're gonna search around for hemorrhoids and i'm against the glass just crying right 1278 02:06:30,800 --> 02:06:36,320 i just snot and tears just crawling i'm it's the most horrific feeling i just think of man's about 1279 02:06:36,320 --> 02:06:41,200 to put a finger in my butt and i it's the most i don't get to watch the movie i don't get to watch 1280 02:06:41,200 --> 02:06:47,360 so i'm just thinking of the movie and just think it's the most horrific thing ever and then my dad 1281 02:06:47,360 --> 02:06:53,520 he goes wow shit i'm lost i can't find the doctor's office well here's disneyland let's just go here 1282 02:06:53,520 --> 02:06:59,680 instead which was their plan all along but i'll tell you this if you want your kids to enjoy the 1283 02:06:59,680 --> 02:07:06,960 first half of the day at disneyland don't tell them before you get there that they're gonna get 1284 02:07:06,960 --> 02:07:12,640 hemorrhoid check because i think it took me hours to calm down like even at disneyland i'm still 1285 02:07:15,520 --> 02:07:17,520 will your dad adopt me will andy rice 1286 02:07:19,920 --> 02:07:23,600 like you know i was supposed to take the doctor's office let's just go take him 1287 02:07:23,600 --> 02:07:32,000 just like him diabetes while we're here yeah jeez that was uh that was rough parents um all right so 1288 02:07:32,000 --> 02:07:38,800 let's get into uh well we're supposed to remind you of something too what was that i don't remember 1289 02:07:38,800 --> 02:07:43,600 well that doesn't know i figured you would remember i think it was about an island lake too and i think 1290 02:07:43,600 --> 02:07:49,200 we talked about it perfect setting for goonies though yeah last last mention of goonies uh perfect 1291 02:07:49,200 --> 02:07:54,880 movie where when you sleep in it's fucking raining outside you have your comfort food with you and 1292 02:07:54,880 --> 02:07:59,200 you're just chilling in your living room no one's home and just watching exactly how we watched it 1293 02:07:59,200 --> 02:08:03,760 last night it was just kind of rainy day and then it was like the we got a palette made a palette 1294 02:08:03,760 --> 02:08:07,840 with the grandkids me and my wife and sat and watched it on our giant screen and delivered it 1295 02:08:07,840 --> 02:08:14,960 was so cool you know what i did was i played about four hours of alan wake 2 and i got really scared 1296 02:08:14,960 --> 02:08:20,640 and uncomfortable and then before going to bed i watched the goonies and was at a perfect peaceful 1297 02:08:20,640 --> 02:08:26,480 sleep cleanser yeah it's a great palette cleanser yeah so if you need a palette even yeah um oh 1298 02:08:27,120 --> 02:08:37,360 by the way exciting news um if you guys remember the very good um mini series uh spartacus blood 1299 02:08:37,360 --> 02:08:41,760 on the sand you remember that yeah it was great love that shit it was like 300 the show but it 1300 02:08:41,760 --> 02:08:49,920 was like spartacus um and then unfortunately the the the main actor died okay um but then they still 1301 02:08:49,920 --> 02:08:56,560 made seasons after new season coming out new season of spartacus blood and sand blood and sand 1302 02:08:56,560 --> 02:09:00,560 yeah do we know who the actress i think it's the guy from the last one the long haired dude all 1303 02:09:00,560 --> 02:09:07,520 right so mike what is your movie recommendation okay uh well we honestly i didn't have one before 1304 02:09:07,520 --> 02:09:11,840 i came because i was gonna say i'm not sure about what's happening next week which i'm still not 1305 02:09:11,840 --> 02:09:17,280 but what's regular episode next week well no but i just remember i'm gonna be out of town saturday 1306 02:09:17,280 --> 02:09:20,720 and you've got something saturday night so i don't know when we're gonna record as always get that 1307 02:09:21,280 --> 02:09:27,680 so uh maybe friday whatever that's neither another uh the 1308 02:09:29,840 --> 02:09:36,240 we got this theme with the space weed today and then pirates so i was thinking space pirates the 1309 02:09:36,240 --> 02:09:40,800 movie space no no that's not a toby that was my first thought but it's not a toby 1310 02:09:41,440 --> 02:09:47,360 but when i searched for it the ultimate space pirate movie came up something we've all probably 1311 02:09:47,360 --> 02:09:53,360 seen before hold on let me see if i can guess lost lost treasure planet no ultimate space pirate 1312 02:09:53,360 --> 02:09:59,120 movie well treasure planet's a great space pirate movie um hold on how about i don't think kind of 1313 02:09:59,120 --> 02:10:05,120 well space other planet this isn't worth this isn't worth the podcasting time what uh what is it 1314 02:10:05,120 --> 02:10:13,040 hmm no but that's closer is it but mad max hmm interesting take on the word space and pirate 1315 02:10:13,040 --> 02:10:19,600 yeah and another planet yeah wait mad max mad max does not take place on another planet takes 1316 02:10:19,600 --> 02:10:26,320 place on earth takes place in wasteland australia it came up in the search i don't know talk to ai 1317 02:10:26,320 --> 02:10:31,360 there's two things came up mad max and a movie called space truckers that's the two things that 1318 02:10:31,360 --> 02:10:36,240 came up when i did it onto me i'm just gonna for the for the listeners at home i don't want to give 1319 02:10:36,240 --> 02:10:43,680 out bad information right uh mad max takes place i mean it does take place in australia it's australia 1320 02:10:43,680 --> 02:10:48,560 no i'm good you're right i think of this futuristic space hyper futuristic a vengeful cop and a 1321 02:10:48,560 --> 02:10:52,720 sadistic motorcycle gang face off in chaos so anyway that's what came up but my other one was 1322 02:10:52,720 --> 02:10:56,160 space truckers and i didn't even read the description i didn't go click on space truckers 1323 02:10:56,160 --> 02:11:00,480 okay see the description of space truck real quick i'll choose between those two is road warrior on 1324 02:11:00,480 --> 02:11:05,840 here because if we're gonna do mad max can we i know but is road warrior on here because i would 1325 02:11:05,840 --> 02:11:12,640 rather watch the better i don't think it is damn it it's not okay well then space truckers is what's 1326 02:11:12,640 --> 02:11:18,880 on you do space pirates those space truckers yeah no this looks is this your is this your that's so 1327 02:11:18,880 --> 02:11:23,920 that's my actual recommendation this one space truckers okay steven dorf dennis hopper oh good 1328 02:11:23,920 --> 02:11:28,960 lord a space trucker and his fiance head back to earth oblivious to their cargo 5000 disintegrator 1329 02:11:28,960 --> 02:11:34,160 robots who are which they're hijacked by space pirates okay so that's why i put in space pirates 1330 02:11:34,160 --> 02:11:41,600 this is what came up i have no idea obviously i've never seen it looks like our kind of movie 1331 02:11:41,600 --> 02:11:48,960 that's all oh yeah there we go that's the shit right there mike oh okay that's my pick all right 1332 02:11:49,920 --> 02:11:56,720 austin all right so this one i actually watched some of it uh two nights ago yeah uh with kyle 1333 02:11:56,720 --> 02:12:02,240 here and kyle was smoking a joint that my mom rolled for him nice your mom's great this movie 1334 02:12:02,240 --> 02:12:07,680 i just got into it so much because it was just like fucking out there that i started smoking the 1335 02:12:07,680 --> 02:12:13,040 joint oh fuck being notorious for the guy who does never smoke some of this podcast yeah what is it 1336 02:12:13,040 --> 02:12:23,520 i'm excited fucking it's from 1956 oh shit oh sci-fi starring leslie nielsen forbidden planet oh 1337 02:12:23,520 --> 02:12:33,120 oh hey it's forbidden planet is not on it was it forbidden world is on here which we cannot watch 1338 02:12:36,160 --> 02:12:43,840 so yeah yeah for business planet yeah all right so one hour and a half of crew on a 1339 02:12:43,840 --> 02:12:47,840 on a mission to a distant forbidden planet discovers that there are two survivors of a 1340 02:12:47,840 --> 02:12:53,120 spaceship that crashed two decades prior oh but it starts you should have led with it stars walter 1341 02:12:53,120 --> 02:13:04,000 pigeon you know walter pigeon of cinderella and rodger hamperstein cinderella kv paris hit the deck 1342 02:13:04,000 --> 02:13:09,840 elizabeth taylor the last time i saw paris and the house across the bay and of course look at 1343 02:13:09,840 --> 02:13:16,480 the robot on that's the french version i guess danger will robinson yeah that looks so you both 1344 02:13:16,480 --> 02:13:24,320 picked some fucking cheese all right uh kyle did you have a movie oh yeah i got you right here 1345 02:13:24,320 --> 02:13:31,520 check it out oh fuck yeah it's a movie uh hard boiled is made in 1992 it's about this 1346 02:13:31,520 --> 02:13:37,760 cop and he's working like against the yakuza and stuff is it on tubi i'm not sure if it's on 1347 02:13:37,760 --> 02:13:43,520 tubi but i think it is thought of it it's but i like the pitch um so we have hard we have hard 1348 02:13:43,520 --> 02:13:50,880 boy which is not on tubi but in its place we could do since it comes up since any two comes up when 1349 02:13:50,880 --> 02:13:57,760 you type or my camera what's that too that looks fucking sick what is this oh 1930s prohibition 1350 02:13:57,760 --> 02:14:05,440 here in new york city oh it's a series but it was on dust it's a future sentient oh so it's like 1351 02:14:05,440 --> 02:14:10,800 prohibition era detective drama but with robots it does look cool it does look pretty fucking cool 1352 02:14:10,800 --> 02:14:15,680 i'm gonna watch that just on my own yeah but that's not my because it's a show right i'm actually 1353 02:14:17,200 --> 02:14:21,680 weirdly enough i went with the horror route a little bit um but the covenant it's not really 1354 02:14:21,680 --> 02:14:29,360 horror but i i just i saw it on here last night i fucking love it it's the craft but with dudes 1355 02:14:29,360 --> 02:14:34,320 and it's just if you've seen the craft that's basically it it's just like four dudes find out 1356 02:14:34,320 --> 02:14:41,920 that they're warlocks and they they have like a 2006 graphics over the top fucking there's a scene 1357 02:14:41,920 --> 02:14:47,360 that i just really like where they're on a uh like a high speed chase with the cops and they use magic 1358 02:14:47,360 --> 02:14:53,280 to get out of it in an interesting way that i like that's like they're the magic in this feels more 1359 02:14:53,280 --> 02:14:58,160 realistic like the craft did remember if you've watched if you watch the craft a lot of it was 1360 02:14:58,160 --> 02:15:02,560 like you could tell they were getting in over their heads as it was slowly kind of building up 1361 02:15:02,560 --> 02:15:07,360 to it like they didn't just like harry potter get a wand instant all you have to do is say the 1362 02:15:07,360 --> 02:15:12,480 right fucking words and you've got super magic this is like teenagers working together to try to fucking 1363 02:15:13,120 --> 02:15:18,240 work something that's beyond their grasp it's good yeah and sebastian stan and then but taylor 1364 02:15:18,240 --> 02:15:26,800 kich i think this might have been his first movie uh taylor kich is who again is he from um is he 1365 02:15:26,800 --> 02:15:33,040 john carter of mars yes yeah he is okay um he's also friday night lights and battleship actually 1366 02:15:33,040 --> 02:15:36,720 uh love with the friday night lights what's his first one that comes up if you click on it yeah 1367 02:15:36,720 --> 02:15:41,040 i'm curious what this was his first movie look how smooth he looks in that fucking imdb 1368 02:15:41,040 --> 02:15:46,000 geez man hire taylor kich he's a good looking dude all right why isn't he on sexiest people 1369 02:15:46,000 --> 02:15:52,720 magazines or whatever so what am i doing all right no kyle xy love that show it's one episode 1370 02:15:52,720 --> 02:15:58,720 you guys ever see kyle xy oh john tucker must die oh yeah that's a fun one snakes on a plane 1371 02:15:58,720 --> 02:16:05,200 and then the covenant so it was early earlier and then he was gambit um but uh kyle xy 1372 02:16:06,320 --> 02:16:11,600 there it's weird look at the picture uh he doesn't have a belly button that's why it's just a person 1373 02:16:11,600 --> 02:16:15,760 with a shirt lifted up this is kind of a hard thing to see show from a distance like oh i really 1374 02:16:15,760 --> 02:16:19,840 like this show and then people just see like what the fuck and it's just some dude showing his fucking 1375 02:16:19,840 --> 02:16:26,320 abs uh yeah but he doesn't have a belly button it's just some some dude wakes up with no memory 1376 02:16:26,320 --> 02:16:30,880 no belly button and he's like a super genius and he can has all these abilities and he gets 1377 02:16:30,880 --> 02:16:37,040 adopted by some like good-natured family and then there's a government agency trying to get their 1378 02:16:37,040 --> 02:16:42,640 project back which is him and it's chuck before chuck a little bit yeah it is chuck before chuck 1379 02:16:42,640 --> 02:16:50,560 and it was on i think abc um or whatever but at the time i really liked it when i was a kid it 1380 02:16:50,560 --> 02:16:54,720 was like one of those after school kind of shows and it just it hit right it is streaming on hulu 1381 02:16:54,720 --> 02:17:00,000 if you want to watch it it is streaming on hulu i would yeah if you're if that sounds interesting 1382 02:17:00,000 --> 02:17:07,440 to you um i also thought the main actor matt dallas i don't know what what he's done since 1383 02:17:07,440 --> 02:17:13,360 i don't know what he's done since i don't know nothing like i don't get it he had a whole show 1384 02:17:13,360 --> 02:17:17,600 i do remember that he was good oh here's a picture of him naked and something oh kyle xy that's where 1385 02:17:17,600 --> 02:17:25,600 you find him he's naked yeah um that's a weird way to end the show but uh let's do the vote uh so 1386 02:17:25,600 --> 02:17:33,760 but we're looking naked kyle xy when we do it so the choices are uh i forgot to write it down say 1387 02:17:33,760 --> 02:17:40,240 it again space truckers okay space truckers we also have forbidden planet hard boiled if we want 1388 02:17:40,240 --> 02:17:46,640 to go out and get it and the covenant so the rating the voting system on here is just kind 1389 02:17:46,640 --> 02:17:51,120 of vote for the one the one you want that makes sense but i'm gonna i get kind of multiple votes 1390 02:17:51,120 --> 02:17:56,480 and so just don't don't get you know he has veto power i have veto power so just keep that in mind 1391 02:17:56,480 --> 02:18:04,000 uh so if you want to vote for man let's let's start with you because i'm space truckers is 1392 02:18:04,000 --> 02:18:12,080 to me i think the most the contender uh but we'll see forbidden planet uh yeah i want i want 1393 02:18:12,080 --> 02:18:22,240 forbidden planet you gotta raise your hand speak mic um let me just raise your hand okay yeah well 1394 02:18:22,240 --> 02:18:27,840 i was telling you to show me and then now the next one hard boiled who wants to vote for hard 1395 02:18:27,840 --> 02:18:33,840 boiled so it's one to one right now sorry kyle it's just not on 2b all right how about the covenant 1396 02:18:35,120 --> 02:18:39,760 bunch of warlocks one to one to one can i un-raise a hand i really don't want to fucking watch that 1397 02:18:43,280 --> 02:18:50,880 space truckers it's space truckers okay you're the deciding vote well wait oh so then it's just 1398 02:18:50,880 --> 02:18:56,240 it's not voting for space truckers and wow this was like a bad voting yeah it's one one one that's 1399 02:18:56,240 --> 02:19:01,840 the problem uh hard boiled yeah you can't vote that one's off the table now it might be on youtube 1400 02:19:01,840 --> 02:19:07,920 i don't know because we're tied but no one else voted for it okay it's time for your randomizer 1401 02:19:07,920 --> 02:19:12,400 your one oh yeah you're i guess fuck it let's one one one you're on randomizer all right everyone 1402 02:19:12,400 --> 02:19:16,880 voted for their own everybody voted for their own movie nobody'd come off of it so all right 1403 02:19:16,880 --> 02:19:18,880 all right 1404 02:19:20,240 --> 02:19:25,360 you do randomize one through three i'll just just the order we did i'm in space truckers is one i was 1405 02:19:25,360 --> 02:19:30,720 thinking about being more creative for chet to be like uh and hard boiled is three here's oh give 1406 02:19:30,720 --> 02:19:40,160 those three movies a list of movies you can't pick one and make it dramatic okay let's see space 1407 02:19:40,160 --> 02:19:47,440 truckers forbidden planet oh yeah let's do it in order 1408 02:19:49,280 --> 02:19:56,160 this is fun podcasting forbidden planet and the covenant no and and hardball no no we're taking 1409 02:19:56,160 --> 02:20:01,040 that one we can't we can't it's not on you well then you gotta put and forbidden planet and the 1410 02:20:01,040 --> 02:20:06,480 covenant you really like your okay there's text i got you i'm sorry no comma no i like the oxford 1411 02:20:06,480 --> 02:20:13,680 comma i always do we're not gonna do an oxford comma i always oxford comma i i don't like that 1412 02:20:13,680 --> 02:20:18,800 people don't ask for cover you don't ask for comma no it sounds just putting it sounds like an excuse 1413 02:20:18,800 --> 02:20:23,760 to put a comma where should it be no i think it should be there that's why oxford backs it up 1414 02:20:25,760 --> 02:20:30,960 yeah what did i write the covenant okay jesus all right the covenant 1415 02:20:30,960 --> 02:20:39,200 choose randomly a random pick one i wanted to actually think about based on 1416 02:20:40,800 --> 02:20:49,840 how good is no no make okay how about this choose one make up a random 1417 02:20:51,040 --> 02:20:57,200 metric on which to watch judge these movies 1418 02:20:57,200 --> 02:21:08,960 these movies it's gonna take four hours to do this i don't have any ideas explain what that 1419 02:21:10,400 --> 02:21:13,920 metric is yeah and then 1420 02:21:13,920 --> 02:21:26,320 then choose a movie for my podcast to review it's good keep in mind 1421 02:21:26,320 --> 02:21:40,720 that my podcast is a marijuana based movie review 1422 02:21:40,720 --> 02:21:53,440 you and we are depending on you to make a wise choice 1423 02:21:55,040 --> 02:21:57,200 don't forget the oxford period when you're done 1424 02:21:57,200 --> 02:22:17,840 um and then please please reveal the answer in a dramatic fashion dramatic drawn out that's all 1425 02:22:17,840 --> 02:22:25,040 i just it just pauses it is what it does when you tell dramatic drawn out you're gonna read all this 1426 02:22:25,040 --> 02:22:34,960 so drawn out this make that's a fashion add a joke add a joke or two make it a rant make it peppy 1427 02:22:36,880 --> 02:22:37,840 love you thanks 1428 02:22:40,800 --> 02:22:45,760 that is the most interesting okay that's pretty fast yeah it's great i love chat gbt all right 1429 02:22:48,640 --> 02:22:53,120 all right here we go all right let's spice up your marijuana themed movie review podcast 1430 02:22:53,120 --> 02:22:58,080 what they need we have kyle read it you have to fucking send anything the whole show yeah 1431 02:22:58,080 --> 02:23:02,720 make it some noise oh god he's just gonna come out and give look now it's now it's homework 1432 02:23:03,680 --> 02:23:10,320 all right oh jesus it's really drawing it out holy shit fucking we're already at almost two 1433 02:23:10,320 --> 02:23:15,440 and a half hours this is just an extra long stupid episode we have the answer but we it 1434 02:23:15,440 --> 02:23:18,880 won't get to it for the listeners at home they don't need to know that we've already seen it so 1435 02:23:18,880 --> 02:23:24,000 we're gonna love you too and we're gonna what no we're gonna read it don't say the answer yet 1436 02:23:24,000 --> 02:23:28,480 don't say the answer no i just like but the very yeah okay but don't see yeah i'm not gonna say 1437 02:23:28,480 --> 02:23:33,280 no you did but okay damn it okay yeah i don't want to i don't want to ruin that that's funny 1438 02:23:36,480 --> 02:23:42,400 this is so it's so good it's right it's spot on you know let's not have them do all of it how 1439 02:23:42,400 --> 02:23:47,120 about this how about you read okay kyle because we're gonna have you read some stuff now all right 1440 02:23:47,120 --> 02:23:52,560 cool you ready is this is this text big enough do you want me to make it bigger all right we're 1441 02:23:52,560 --> 02:23:56,800 starting up here and making it you know you're the announcer now you're about to reveal the 1442 02:23:56,800 --> 02:24:04,160 winner and everything all right so let's spice up your marijuana themed movie review podcast with 1443 02:24:04,160 --> 02:24:11,920 a unique tailor-made metric the cosmic hyo meter the playful scale measures how well a movie 1444 02:24:11,920 --> 02:24:18,560 compliments the cannabis experience based on three key components visual feast factor the level of 1445 02:24:18,560 --> 02:24:24,160 visual spectacle and special effects that can be extra entertaining under the influence that's good 1446 02:24:24,160 --> 02:24:31,200 i like that yeah number two is mind bendiness how much the movie challenges or plays with the 1447 02:24:31,200 --> 02:24:38,800 viewer's perception and thoughts great and three is chill to thrill ratio the balance between relaxed 1448 02:24:38,800 --> 02:24:45,120 easygoing scenes and intense edge of your seat moments austin that's great you want to take over 1449 02:24:45,120 --> 02:24:50,320 now let's evaluate our movie candidates and let me just let me okay real quick because you're a 1450 02:24:50,320 --> 02:24:54,320 guest kyle i'm gonna let you just do you and i like it just you you're just doing you but austin 1451 02:24:54,320 --> 02:24:59,520 you're a performer i want you to sell this he has the experience i want you to fucking sell this this 1452 02:24:59,520 --> 02:25:03,280 is our movie candidates really sell them because mike's gonna send it home with the reveal 1453 02:25:03,280 --> 02:25:10,080 because mike's gonna send it home with the reveal now let's evaluate our movie candidates number one 1454 02:25:10,080 --> 02:25:14,960 space truckers this quirky space adventure is like ordering a pizza with every topping it's an 1455 02:25:14,960 --> 02:25:20,720 unexpected mix but somehow it works with this over the top effects and a plot that's more twisted 1456 02:25:20,720 --> 02:25:25,360 than a pretzel and yoga class oh that's funny it scores high on the visual feast factor and 1457 02:25:25,360 --> 02:25:31,440 mind-bending is number two is forbidden planet a classic that's like fine wine it gets better with 1458 02:25:31,440 --> 02:25:38,160 age it's vintage sci-fi charm and cerebral plot offer more mellow but intellectually stimulating 1459 02:25:38,160 --> 02:25:43,920 experience it's like the wise old sage of sci-fi movies offering deep thoughts with a side of 1460 02:25:43,920 --> 02:25:55,840 retro visuals okay now number three the covenant okay don't under austin no i want you to sell it 1461 02:25:55,840 --> 02:26:03,120 no come on we just it's already made a decision don't undersell my movie you bitch the covenant 1462 02:26:03,120 --> 02:26:09,280 okay the covenant think of this as a roller coaster that wasn't quite scary but still made 1463 02:26:09,280 --> 02:26:14,640 you scream it's a bit more of a thriller with a supernatural twist offering less of a cosmic and 1464 02:26:14,640 --> 02:26:19,520 more of the earthly chills it's like dipping your toes into a shallow end of a pool thrilling but 1465 02:26:19,520 --> 02:26:24,640 say wow that doesn't sound great at all yeah okay well wow you really didn't like it either fucking 1466 02:26:24,640 --> 02:26:29,360 uh uh okay uh now drum roll please 1467 02:26:32,080 --> 02:26:41,840 okay for your one-of-a-kind puff puff pass movie review podcast the winner is space truckers 1468 02:26:43,840 --> 02:26:48,880 why all right imagine this you're floating in the galaxy of your mind and here comes a convoy of 1469 02:26:48,880 --> 02:26:54,880 interstellar 18-wheeler loaded with laughs bizarre scenes and visual effects that are like a fireworks 1470 02:26:54,880 --> 02:26:59,600 display in a kaleidoscope it's the perfect companion for when you're as high as the 1471 02:27:00,160 --> 02:27:06,560 as the iss and looking for a movie that says logic where we're going we don't need logic oh 1472 02:27:06,560 --> 02:27:11,520 boy so grab your favorite strain sit back and let space trekkers take you on a ride that's more fun 1473 02:27:11,520 --> 02:27:17,200 than finding a hidden snack in the couch cushions enjoy the show and remember in space no one can 1474 02:27:17,200 --> 02:27:24,160 hear you snack and then you can do the well then it tells me love you too and happy reviewing 1475 02:27:24,720 --> 02:27:29,600 which i think is a nice touch from chat gpt if we're being honest it really cares uh so anyway 1476 02:27:29,600 --> 02:27:33,440 we're gonna do that from now on i think i think so too this was amazing what you can do is i like 1477 02:27:33,440 --> 02:27:37,840 well no i already got this i'm gonna save this as our metric right and we can go to this one 1478 02:27:37,840 --> 02:27:42,960 specifically every single time i just use it i could just add the next list so perfect all right 1479 02:27:42,960 --> 02:27:47,360 so great we're watching space truckers so what will be do you have a news pick our 1480 02:27:47,360 --> 02:27:52,960 304 movies five movies whatever it is yeah it's gonna be great uh let's do some all right anybody 1481 02:27:52,960 --> 02:27:59,600 want some plugs on the way out oh we got a question though oh yeah yeah yeah yeah uh 1482 02:28:01,040 --> 02:28:06,240 all right so we have a number you go to it uh we go to fried rice podcast.com that's our website 1483 02:28:06,240 --> 02:28:13,760 on the bottom there's a number it's 702-829-0117 uh it's a voicemail it's not live it's not gonna 1484 02:28:13,760 --> 02:28:18,880 it's a voicemail don't worry no one's gonna answer uh we ask questions there's one every week 1485 02:28:18,880 --> 02:28:23,600 yeah they're posted on our instagram they're posted uh on the website eventually uh you'll 1486 02:28:23,600 --> 02:28:28,320 find them uh answer any question you want we don't care what order you what it'll be fun for us it's 1487 02:28:28,320 --> 02:28:33,200 like opening up a little time capsule if i were to open up a voicemail and you're telling us about 1488 02:28:33,200 --> 02:28:37,760 your favorite childhood movie when we're asking about like you know what's the whatever so palette 1489 02:28:37,760 --> 02:28:41,520 cleanser we might have just done terrifier and we get to i hope we never do terrify again 1490 02:28:42,480 --> 02:28:50,160 there is terrifier too no mike stop we're not watching terrifier too uh well bob's gonna get 1491 02:28:50,160 --> 02:28:58,320 to pick a movie soon that's the i'm gonna edit that out because i don't want the reveal what reveal 1492 02:28:58,320 --> 02:29:05,840 oh i don't know shit here every week well okay damn it are you talking i'm just gonna cut this 1493 02:29:05,840 --> 02:29:16,560 out real quick anyway uh so that's the number our question this week is let's see we're doing space 1494 02:29:16,560 --> 02:29:25,360 truckers so the fuck does that uh okay so that's a combination i would say of two things that you 1495 02:29:25,360 --> 02:29:32,160 wouldn't see in a movie you wouldn't take sci-fi and convoy you would take you wouldn't take star 1496 02:29:32,160 --> 02:29:39,120 wars and convoy put them in a movie together well someone did so what is another mashup movie 1497 02:29:39,120 --> 02:29:44,880 mashup that's good yeah that sort of rings that same kind of bell that's sort of bell ringer 1498 02:29:46,560 --> 02:29:51,200 that's sort of you know whatever um i like that question anything better favorite mashup movie 1499 02:29:51,200 --> 02:29:56,480 favorite mashup movies maybe that's whatever i think that's a little genre mashups but then 1500 02:29:56,480 --> 02:30:00,880 that's just like homework for people how about like something just more personal how about like 1501 02:30:01,440 --> 02:30:05,520 how about what's your favorite mashup movies just have we done what's our favorite shit to watch 1502 02:30:05,520 --> 02:30:08,880 while we're high no let's do that what's your favorite shit to watch while you're high just 1503 02:30:08,880 --> 02:30:13,120 put on the background and chill are you talking about like like you know watch while you're high 1504 02:30:13,680 --> 02:30:17,920 i'll tell you one thing that i've always watched that uh this is just something you can watch 1505 02:30:17,920 --> 02:30:24,960 uh and if you like it you can agree on the hoistmail uh that it's the daft punk interstellar 1506 02:30:25,520 --> 02:30:32,080 five five five five it's like 40 something minutes long it's their album discovery beginning to end 1507 02:30:32,080 --> 02:30:38,320 and what they just did an anime on it like starts i mean i'm not going to give it away but it's just 1508 02:30:38,320 --> 02:30:44,880 like the entire thing is a story told exclusively through music it's an anime about aliens and earth 1509 02:30:44,880 --> 02:30:49,840 and it's very good the album is one of my favorites so if you like daft punk in general 1510 02:30:49,840 --> 02:30:56,000 you'll like it it's got um bangers on there that you'll recognize like one more time you know like 1511 02:30:56,000 --> 02:31:01,120 that one um but anyway interstellar five five you watch that while you're high it's just that's a 1512 02:31:01,120 --> 02:31:05,840 good time it's visually pleasing the music's great you can just sit back and just fucking vibe 1513 02:31:05,840 --> 02:31:13,440 i was what i'm how i always do like old 50s and 60s like horror sci-fi like really crazy stuff 1514 02:31:13,440 --> 02:31:18,400 like the forbidden you were mentioning forbidden planet or forbidden there's another forbidden 1515 02:31:18,400 --> 02:31:24,560 something that's got like herb villages in it and like it's just weird out there stuff crazy things 1516 02:31:24,560 --> 02:31:31,040 i like to watch when i'm piloted or like uh i'll get high and then watch uh the anti getting high 1517 02:31:31,040 --> 02:31:36,960 movies you know sure it's funny i guess yeah yeah just chill what do you like yeah i guess what do 1518 02:31:36,960 --> 02:31:39,760 you like watching when you're high i guess it's gonna be different for every person some people 1519 02:31:39,760 --> 02:31:45,120 probably like watch a bunch of different shit you know mine's a little wild it's uh metallica 1520 02:31:45,120 --> 02:31:50,000 through the never okay that movie it's like a live concert but there's also a game going on is that 1521 02:31:50,000 --> 02:31:57,440 dayton or uh what's his name the guy from invincible that invincible what's it called invincible um 1522 02:31:57,440 --> 02:32:04,240 dana from well it's uh valerian in the city of a thousand planets is the uh the movie kids we 1523 02:32:04,240 --> 02:32:11,520 were kids we used to watch dane de ha this guy yeah yeah yeah yeah so uh this guy's dope valerian 1524 02:32:11,520 --> 02:32:18,800 in the city of a thousand planets i will always stand by as a great movie uh i also think chronicle 1525 02:32:18,800 --> 02:32:25,440 chronicle is so good is that on tubi can we just do that one no we can't change but we can have it 1526 02:32:25,440 --> 02:32:30,080 in mind if it is it's not it's not no it's not well it's one that will eventually come on it could 1527 02:32:30,080 --> 02:32:34,240 be andy's solo reviews it could be yeah i'm starting to do solo reviews too oh yeah ladies and 1528 02:32:34,240 --> 02:32:39,280 gentlemen pay attention on uh whatever our website patreon i don't know what we're gonna do with it 1529 02:32:39,280 --> 02:32:43,920 we haven't discussed it yet but i'm doing like little solo mini reviews too where it's just me 1530 02:32:43,920 --> 02:32:48,800 um uh just doing movies that i wanted to watch that everyone else doesn't vote on because no one 1531 02:32:48,800 --> 02:32:53,600 knows what see i do the same thing kind of on on the bend over oh yeah we also have that was that 1532 02:32:53,600 --> 02:32:56,960 was i gave you an opportunity to plug you should say go to the bendover.com i know i didn't think 1533 02:32:56,960 --> 02:33:00,240 of it that i was saying i put in like when i do this because i have like a four page review 1534 02:33:00,240 --> 02:33:04,400 that goonies i put the whole thing up there every week yeah and then what i've started doing is now 1535 02:33:04,400 --> 02:33:09,280 i'm going back and when we do the things like this week i've got three three other movies to watch 1536 02:33:09,280 --> 02:33:13,840 i'm gonna watch this just goes in my watch list and i watch them as i get time i also review the 1537 02:33:13,840 --> 02:33:18,640 ones that we didn't pick yeah so if you want extra reviews that we don't cover that we also talk 1538 02:33:18,640 --> 02:33:24,240 about you can go to bendover.com bendover flicks no i would not suggest bendover don't go to bendover.com 1539 02:33:24,240 --> 02:33:32,400 go to bendover flicks dover flicks.com f l i x bendover flicks.com you can read michael's ai 1540 02:33:32,400 --> 02:33:38,640 old man reviews um it's kind of a combination yeah he's been he's been making an old man ai 1541 02:33:39,520 --> 02:33:43,840 like client and it's personality kind of put into an ai so if that's something that 1542 02:33:44,880 --> 02:33:52,000 does it for you if you're one of those niche kind of mic lovers out there uh our smallest 1543 02:33:52,000 --> 02:33:58,000 subsect of fans if you're one of the if you're one of the if you're one of the mic uh oh god we 1544 02:33:58,000 --> 02:34:03,360 got to come up with a fan base name for you and so that for that one person uh your wife to be 1545 02:34:03,360 --> 02:34:12,160 able to call herself when she listens to the episodes um anyway so uh we're doing oh slap 1546 02:34:12,160 --> 02:34:20,320 stickers yeah the slap sticks yeah the slap stick or mike things oh yeah mike things 1547 02:34:20,320 --> 02:34:25,760 uh this movie makes me miss man thing oh yeah wrong with some of the real things so 1548 02:34:26,880 --> 02:34:30,720 that's our show ladies and gentlemen this is a long one a lot of it was probably dead air 1549 02:34:30,720 --> 02:34:36,240 it's probably one of our slower paced ones i'm sorry not a whole lot of arguments i mean i don't 1550 02:34:36,240 --> 02:34:40,560 know if that's what you're here for or if this was a better one because of all that this might have 1551 02:34:40,560 --> 02:34:44,560 been one of our better episodes now that i think about it you're welcome ladies and gentlemen we 1552 02:34:44,560 --> 02:34:49,280 were straight here kyle didn't have this is kyle's first podcast he was ever on ever probably his 1553 02:34:49,280 --> 02:34:55,840 first ever performative thing ever i mean he's here every week because as always but um i this 1554 02:34:55,840 --> 02:35:01,200 is the first time we've gotten him to talk right and boy did he sort of do that um so 1555 02:35:02,560 --> 02:35:09,440 i'm just kidding uh sort of uh so we're gonna do space music because of um space truckers 1556 02:35:09,440 --> 02:35:15,520 oh you know what no no i'm gonna what i'm gonna do what i'm gonna do is i'm gonna put space music 1557 02:35:15,520 --> 02:35:24,400 but for truckers no let's see if it even gives me spell wow space trucker music it does have 1558 02:35:24,400 --> 02:35:31,040 an option yeah of course it does no that's the halo theme it's a thing it's a playlist yeah 1559 02:35:31,040 --> 02:35:38,080 no that's all real shit we can't do that uh hold on chat gpt is our friend we just ask him again 1560 02:35:38,080 --> 02:35:46,720 we just ask him again that's all we gotta do we just go hey what's this wait hold on truckers 1561 02:35:46,720 --> 02:35:56,240 hey buddy uh can you give me a recommendation 1562 02:35:56,240 --> 02:36:14,800 right rec i'm uh oh jesus can you give me a rec for music to listen to um while being a space 1563 02:36:14,800 --> 02:36:26,400 space trucker it needs to be you gotta tell that's gotta be copyright free copyright free and also 1564 02:36:26,400 --> 02:36:36,720 like if i were a space trucker with a lot of oxford commas if i were a space trucker 1565 02:36:36,720 --> 02:36:52,240 i would probably like western music but it's also the future so who knows right 1566 02:36:54,800 --> 02:37:00,160 the conversational chat gtp is interesting because i'm still using 3.5 1567 02:37:00,160 --> 02:37:07,520 how are you how's your mom 1568 02:37:14,320 --> 02:37:20,000 hey i'm nice to ai you never know hello there it's great to hear from you i'm here ready to assist 1569 02:37:20,000 --> 02:37:24,720 as always as for my mom i suppose you could say she's doing well in the vast world of data and 1570 02:37:24,720 --> 02:37:29,760 algorithms okay great you should check in more thanks for asking and love received and returned 1571 02:37:29,760 --> 02:37:34,400 thanks for your space trucker music adventure blending the vibe of western tunes with a futuristic 1572 02:37:34,400 --> 02:37:39,440 twist sounds like a fun new idea here's a few suggestions for copyright free synth wave with a 1573 02:37:39,440 --> 02:37:45,760 western twist that's exactly what i need that's what i fucking wanted thank you jet chat gbt it 1574 02:37:45,760 --> 02:37:55,040 does the algorithm so i don't have to all right i'm breaking the internet it's it's it's collecting 1575 02:37:55,040 --> 02:38:02,960 my data all right here we go synth wave with a western twit no copyright oh come on space wave 1576 02:38:02,960 --> 02:38:08,320 synth the second one down right there no that's space wave it doesn't say western oh i thought 1577 02:38:08,320 --> 02:38:13,360 it did space wave synth wave man didn't i just apologize to the people at home for having like 1578 02:38:13,360 --> 02:38:22,080 this dead air and shit oh electro country that has to give us something right electro country 1579 02:38:22,080 --> 02:38:39,040 country electric electro swing music country folk country music deep stone country rock electric 1580 02:38:40,480 --> 02:38:47,440 two minutes i'll beat electric background i feel like we could try one more variation 1581 02:38:47,440 --> 02:38:51,840 the chill step with western samples is that you think that's going to give us 1582 02:38:52,800 --> 02:38:58,320 instrumental bluegrass with electronic overtones would be wonderful look we're giving kyle over 1583 02:38:58,320 --> 02:39:04,000 here a hard on he's like i never even i never even thought of these as a fucking option before 1584 02:39:07,520 --> 02:39:13,440 bro i if you're willing to make music for us for no reason other than to just put your shit out 1585 02:39:13,440 --> 02:39:18,160 there this is the kind of shit i would love it's just like give us chill step with western samples 1586 02:39:22,480 --> 02:39:30,080 okay that's like a hot dog burger with pizza hell yeah it sounds delicious okay well we're 1587 02:39:30,080 --> 02:39:34,880 gonna go with this wait 1588 02:39:38,240 --> 02:39:42,160 no i can do better i could do better for the listeners at home i can do better because this 1589 02:39:42,160 --> 02:39:51,600 is what we're gonna do we're gonna also put space ambient music play both at the same time yeah 1590 02:39:52,240 --> 02:39:57,040 that's how you do it but alive do that space music oh yeah fuck yeah it's gonna allow me to do it 1591 02:39:58,240 --> 02:40:05,760 let's get the space music going first it takes up the most space feels like that is this 1592 02:40:05,760 --> 02:40:13,280 chill no this space this isn't space no just type in spaceship noises yeah that's what i want space 1593 02:40:13,280 --> 02:40:21,040 oh this is ambient space like it thinks i'm some fucking uh like i'm i'm like i'm like yoga yeah 1594 02:40:21,040 --> 02:40:28,400 like i need some ambient space no no no i want spaceship uh noise spaceship takeoff sound effect 1595 02:40:28,400 --> 02:40:37,360 boom let's go 15 seconds oh shit um that was pretty good though if you could loop it it would 1596 02:40:37,360 --> 02:40:43,360 work yeah i can't loop it no this isn't gonna fucking work uh i ruined it whatever this is 1597 02:40:43,360 --> 02:40:49,840 what we're doing now it's just country uh bleep bleep bleep bleep that's the space yeah fuck this 1598 02:40:49,840 --> 02:40:59,040 was welcome to the fried rice podcast where we need to end shit 30 40 minutes earlier uh this 1599 02:40:59,040 --> 02:41:07,520 has been fried rice podcast i've been your host danny ross with me as always is michael man i'd 1600 02:41:07,520 --> 02:41:11,920 love to put him in an airlock and just fucking shoot him out in the fucking space am i right 1601 02:41:11,920 --> 02:41:19,120 hey have a good week everybody super bowls this weekend for us i hope uh the chiefs won 1602 02:41:20,160 --> 02:41:25,360 if you're not a chiefs fan you know i'll fill it you want if you're not right yeah well shit way to 1603 02:41:25,360 --> 02:41:31,200 be a flip-flopper i hope the chiefs lose though because if you're wishy washy fan dedication you 1604 02:41:31,200 --> 02:41:41,760 bastard with me as always is austin he uh rode his horse out in the sun sunset you know what when 1605 02:41:41,760 --> 02:41:47,200 they say that right i think a stand-up comic or maybe a ted talks talked about this why would a 1606 02:41:47,200 --> 02:41:52,320 cowboy ride off into the sunset always into the sunrise because you want to get a whole day's 1607 02:41:52,320 --> 02:41:58,480 worth of riding you don't ride off you don't leave the town the safety the house that you're in to 1608 02:41:58,480 --> 02:42:03,840 and then you go oh looks like night's coming time to leave no that's not how fucking it used to work 1609 02:42:03,840 --> 02:42:09,520 back in the day anyway you get it he did it the right way austin left at when when the sun was 1610 02:42:09,520 --> 02:42:17,840 rising and he got here during the daytime feral goonies never say die with us as always is he's 1611 02:42:17,840 --> 02:42:23,200 silent but deadly and what i mean by that is that he's killed three people since he's been here and 1612 02:42:23,200 --> 02:42:32,160 he's put their bodies in the fucking murder room it's it's kyle hopefully the newest member of 1613 02:42:32,160 --> 02:42:40,000 fried rice podcast in the music department just fucking bleep blorp in a way yeah i was there 1614 02:42:42,000 --> 02:42:52,000 hell yeah and i'm your host andy rice this has been a long fucking drawn out weird but we didn't 1615 02:42:52,000 --> 02:42:57,920 interrupt each other as much so like i'm happy with that episode of fried rice podcast the music 1616 02:42:57,920 --> 02:43:10,800 just ended naturally this is how it goes fucking good night peace peace 1617 02:43:28,640 --> 02:43:34,320 hey man have you ever heard of fried rice podcast fried rice podcast yeah man there are podcasts 1618 02:43:34,320 --> 02:43:39,040 that reviews movies and a new one 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